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New Year's Evening Open Thread
TFG must have been drinking last night. Delusional tweets tweeted by Obama.
'It’s been the privilege of my life to serve as your President. I look forward to standing with you as a citizen. Happy New Year everybody,' Obama wrote in the last tweet of the series.
Turkish police still searching for gunman who slaughtered 39. Nearly 70 wounded.
Happy New Year was not shouted by gunman. You'll probably nail it on your first guess.
Not to be outdone in Nigeria, The religion of
Happy New Year 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 06:57 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: teej at January 01, 2017 06:58 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 06:58 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 06:58 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: John Podesta at January 01, 2017 06:59 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 06:59 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: teej at January 01, 2017 06:59 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: John Podesta at January 01, 2017 06:59 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 01, 2017 06:59 PM (oAY8z)
Mansour, who suffered moderate injuries in the attack, was transferred upon her arrival by a Magen David Adom ambulance from the Ben Gurion Airport to the Meir Hospital in Kfar Saba.
39 people were killed in Saturday nights attack, including Mansours friend, Lian Zaher Nassar, a 19-year old resident of the Israeli Arab town of Tira.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2017 07:01 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 01, 2017 07:01 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 07:01 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 01, 2017 07:01 PM (fYFz4)
Perp walks in the hundreds.
I don't want just the honchos. I want the enablers too.
Posted by: teej at January 01, 2017 07:02 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at January 01, 2017 07:02 PM (edU6o)
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 07:02 PM (5sOEp)
Obama slips again thinking that having been President he gets automatic citizenship.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 01, 2017 07:02 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:03 PM (tHwdc)
Why has the US tolerate this monumental tool of one? I truly don't get it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2017 07:03 PM (FQ0rq)
2017.Will be the year for justice.
Posted by: Pepe
Or maybe the year of frustration and disappointment.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 07:03 PM (IqV8l)
What is this citizen BS he keeps bringing up? He really thinks he hasn't been a citizen the last eight years? F'n asshole.
Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:04 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 07:04 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 07:01 PM (5sOEp)
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All forms of Social Media should require a Breathalyzer before posting, considering you could be killing your career.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 01, 2017 07:04 PM (L+dg+)
Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:06 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 07:06 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: teej at January 01, 2017 07:07 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2017 07:07 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 01, 2017 07:07 PM (g+ibI)
Trump/Pence 2016!....making the mainstream media obsolete with each new tweet.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 07:08 PM (5VlCp)
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:06 PM (BO/km)
Hint: they're pretty much everywhere.
Hope this helps!
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:08 PM (xVuS6)
100% truth Obama and others have committed identity theft. 2 experts (1 from Italy and 1 here) individually confirmed his birth certifate, that Trump forced him to post in 2011, is a forgery with 9 different points. This is not going away. The media has blacked out the story for a reason. And this is why our lying criminal government is trying to start a war with Russia. (Along with the Wiki leaks emails and other crimes exposed).
People who mocked you as a conspiracy theorist have zero credibility and know nothing and only seek to enable the crimes against our country and citizens to continue.
People are going to jail or will be fleeing the country.
Happy New Years and God Bless
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TVVXwWZNWt4
Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:08 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 01, 2017 07:07 PM (g+ibI)
Giants intercept. and that's the fat lady singing.
Oh and that fuck Fredo can do tremendous damage in the last 19 days
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2017 07:09 PM (SjImc)
This is the new normal Obama wishes to bring to our shores.
But a secret service detail may not be able to protect him from every sort of terrorist attack. Wouldn't it be ironic if he ended up as a victim of his own policies?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:09 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 06:58 PM (92kX2)
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+100.
Sorry I missed the food thread. Although a quick glance showed me it contained cauliflower, which ranks very highly on my Barf-o-meter, and kidney stones, which I've never had but don't want to have either, so maybe it wasn't a bad thing I missed it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:09 PM (sBOL1)
That's what put Barky into the IL state house, unsealing sealed court records. Seems only fair. And equal.
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (pxwEr)
Posted by: Josh Marshall at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (KP5rU)
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Emmie! How was your Christmas?
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Skip
No. She can remain in exile as she is.
Because the problem is with her cohort that allowed and encouraged her behavior. They need to be tried and made examples of.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (FQ0rq)
Sock it to me!
https://youtu.be/JNS42Na2mpc
Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:11 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Dan K. at January 01, 2017 07:11 PM (UROJb)
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
I'll sock it to ya, Daddy!
Posted by: Bertha Butt at January 01, 2017 07:11 PM (onq2p)
Christmas was good. Husband made some money this fall so I got to buy presents for people for the first time in many years. That was fun!
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (G5ZEi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (KP5rU)
All true. However, remember that he is a malignant narcissist. He has tasted the ultimate opiate for his personality disorder- a celebrity presidency of the United States. He is going to start jonesing. It will send him into a need to be seen so he gets universal acclaim again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Dan K. at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (UROJb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (xVuS6)
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Emmie, how nice. That's wonderful. How did everything go with your stepdaughter? You've been on my mind.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:13 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:14 PM (dnWSK)
His Imperial Majesty the God Emperor Barack, yclept the Malevolent, first of his name; Uncle of Lies, Shredder of the Constitution and bearer of the Sacred Melanin is:
a disaster and a disgrace;
a dishonest delusional dimwitted douchbag;
a dangerous dictatorial dork;
a despicable demented dithering dipshit;
a drug-addled duckfucking dirtbag;
a deficient dishonorable dickhead;
a degraded disengaged dunderheaded doofus;
a disturbed depraved divisive dick
a disconnected, defective, diabolical dweeb
a degenerate daffy debased dimbulb
a daft demonic dingbat
in short: a Democrat
And soon he'll be gone, for values of gone.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:15 PM (FeQVL)
I guess you all saw that Putin hacked the famous Hollywood sign and and changed it to Hollyweed.
And that wasn't even original. Turns out that someone did the exact same thing back in the '70s, after they passed some loosening pot laws or something.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:15 PM (DW+jj)
Yep. Community Activist with a media chomping at the bit to hear what he has to say about EVERYTHING.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (BO/km)
All I can say is that after all of this "Russia hacked the elections" BS, if the GOP fails to enforce citizenship requirements for voting, and savagely prune back federal money flowing into the likes only NPR and similar organizations then they deserve every defeat they sustain.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (g+ibI)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (sBOL1)
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Those are good. Those are real good.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:14 PM (dnWSK)
If weapons were involved, it could be entertaining.
1) Odd are Bill would be trying to bang Mooch in the shower inside the first episode.
2) After three episodes, after the poison in his fuze and the poisonous snake in his bedroom did not get him, Hill would try the scissors in the kitchen on Obama.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (92kX2)
I cannot keep up with this guy! I thought he spent the weekend in Vermont at some power station or something.
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (pxwEr)
Posted by: Richard E. Nixon at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (xVuS6)
And you just know he's going to try his damnedest to do any and everything he can.
Posted by: Portnoy at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (NZbhV)
Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2017 07:18 PM (sZQdE)
My folks held back on it for a couple of months to keep everyone from worrying during the holidays, so I guess it's a 2016 thing even though I found out today.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 01, 2017 07:18 PM (R5EqA)
About a month and a half ago, I was caught up in a Pixie ISP ban.
I'm on Firefox, so I got something free, called Hoxx. It's a VPN Proxy add on, which I like very much.
Well, as of now.. my ISP is unbanned for reasons I don't understand.
It this happens to anyone else, Hoxx is a great solution if you're on Firefox
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:18 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:18 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Other Guy at January 01, 2017 07:19 PM (UIuiT)
Odds are better it would be Hillary. Obama would make a pass at Bill.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2017 07:20 PM (pY+s4)
Trickle-down magnanimity for New Year's?
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 07:20 PM (pxwEr)
With no cooks, maids or assistants of any kind. They would all starve.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (W6Ch1)
Yeah, they found some malware on a laptop at some Vermont power company. It had nothing to do with the control systems. That turned into "Russia hacked the US power grid!!!!11!!".
I'm getting more and more dubious of all this. Everything I've read by anyone who knows the remotest fuck about this says the "report" they've put out is a bunch of hyped bullshit and doesn't even include useful information to defend against the actual malware that was involved.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:19 PM (KP5rU)
If they were smart the media/dems would be trying to cultivate new talent in the run up to 2020. I think though, they are going to not be able to help themselves and focus on Obama. It is a mistake since he is a failure at everything he touches except getting himself elected.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Josh Marshall at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (fYFz4)
Posted by: teej at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (G5ZEi)
Bet none of you have heard this in 35 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L7iUI7Zjuk
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 01, 2017 07:22 PM (pW+8U)
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (xVuS6)
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Oh Emmie. Sigh. I'm sorry. Okay, back to the prayers then. And I'll pray for her too, that she will soften her heart. Maybe it's good that you have some time between now and March to let the Holy Spirit get in there and do some work.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:22 PM (sBOL1)
So Barry is bragging about all of his "accomplishments". Which are: Shitty economy and job market, weakened the military, gave aid to our enemies, fvcked over our allies, BLM and shitting on cops, ran up trillions in debt and gay marriage. Great job Barry. Let the door hit you on the way out
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2017 07:22 PM (auHtY)
glance showed me it contained cauliflower, which ranks very highly on my
Barf-o-meter, and kidney stones, which I've never had but don't want to
have either, so maybe it wasn't a bad thing I missed it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:09 PM (sBOL1)
Low content of cauliflower, and only a handful or so of kidney stones. You can pick them out.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:22 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:23 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: The Other Guy at January 01, 2017 07:23 PM (UIuiT)
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 07:23 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: LASue at January 01, 2017 07:23 PM (CLKfs)
Yeah, they found some malware on a laptop at some Vermont power company. It had nothing to do with the control systems. That turned into "Russia hacked the US power grid!!!!11!!".
I'm getting more and more dubious of all this. Everything I've read by anyone who knows the remotest fuck about this says the "report" they've put out is a bunch of hyped bullshit and doesn't even include useful information to defend against the actual malware that was involved.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (DW+jj)
It is all a shit show. They are acting like addicts. This past year they have gone more and more in the tank for the dems, and it has benefited them less and less. Instead of stopping and reassessing, they are going even more fully into the pravda tank.
Note, I am not saying they are not still powerful. Anything can happen, as 2016 should have taught us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:24 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Reggie Love at January 01, 2017 07:24 PM (bc2Lc)
I wonder what kind of porn Putin would watch? There was a video of him when those crazy Femen protestors got in and ripped their tops off in front of him.
He looked at the with a wry smile. He enjoyed the show and I could hear him telling his henchmen, "Bring them to me."
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:24 PM (DW+jj)
anyway we don't mention politics anylonger ever.
Next time you say my vote is sancrosanct and counts , Isn't your the same?
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (R7cwD)
http://tinyurl.com/hspvygh
Posted by: FOAF at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (p0JMG)
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:06 PM (BO/km)
Todd Rundgren says he'll help
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (auHtY)
The hell you say!
Posted by: Vladimir Harkonnen... at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 07:26 PM (G5ZEi)
Until tonight I had never heard that, and now I'm sorry that streak was broken.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2017 07:26 PM (IcT7t)
well when they are close enough.
I'm sure screaming in agony but wow . that must be like a forcep delivery!
shudder.
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (R7cwD)
I'm getting more and more dubious of all this. Everything I've read by anyone who knows the remotest fuck about this says the "report" they've put out is a bunch of hyped bullshit and doesn't even include useful information to defend against the actual malware that was involved.
--
They report "Russia Hacked the Power Grid! ELEVENTY!!!"
They scream it from the rooftops.
Then, a hours/days later, the story is proven false.
THAT is never reported.
Which is fine, when you don't rely on the MSM. But there are those that do, and they will never know the truth.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:22 PM (tHwdc)
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It was the picture of the cauliflower that almost did it to me. Dates back to the early weeks of my first pregnancy. I can't look at, be around, or smell cauliflower or I turn green. I can't even look at pictures or recipes with it without turning queasy.
It is Satan's warts, after all.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:28 PM (KP5rU)
Bluebell, you are a welcome ray of sunshine every time you grace a thread.
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:28 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (xVuS6)
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Prayers for all four of you - you got 'em.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:28 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (GsAUU)
It is Satan's warts, after all.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (sBOL1)
ugh, that's how I was with the smell of (whispers bacon). shh
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (KP5rU)
Just die of AIDS already!
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (GsAUU)
Still drinking Don?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (92kX2)
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Secretary General cannot be a citizen of one of the 5 veto powers. I believe that's written into the UN charter, although if the JEF reverts to his original Kenyan citizenship ( oh look, here's the real birth certificate, it fell down behind the sofa!) he'd be eligible.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (FeQVL)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:30 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)
So outside of Barky launching nukes at somebody or one being set off, which would only benefit the seditious criminals an traitors, then justice will be served one way or another.
Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (X/5o4)
well when they are close enough.
I'm sure screaming in agony but wow . that must be like a forcep delivery!
shudder.
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (R7cwD)
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Oh.
Oh oh.
Oh oh oh no no no no dear lord no.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (FeQVL)
Seems to me someone mentioned that that was not the case, just a matter of custom. I could be wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:32 PM (dnWSK)
not really although I am contemplating buying one now that it is a legal deal.
I can be a pot smoking gramma!
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:32 PM (R7cwD)
I cannot keep up with this guy! I thought he spent the weekend in Vermont at some power station or something.
He is Legion.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2017 07:32 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:33 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (J5mC3)
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These people are all set to hold on to the myth. Ask around, did Mama Cass choke on a ham sandwich or did she die of heart failure with no food in her windpipe?
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 07:33 PM (CFc5L)
FIFY.
Posted by: Fox 2! at January 01, 2017 07:33 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (R7cwD)
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Oh no, willow, that must have been horrible. I couldn't stand the smell of coffee with my first pregnancy either but that ended as soon as the baby was born. The cauliflower thing never went away. Ugh. I have to stop typing the word because it's so triggering, lol.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:33 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: The Other Guy at January 01, 2017 07:34 PM (/9w75)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 01, 2017 07:34 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:35 PM (dnWSK)
He can even hold his breath until he turns blue.
Or go on a hunger strike. It will be fun to watch. Like trying to fight against someone with longer arms than you.
Invest in popcorn.
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:35 PM (Z56vq)
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I've heard that rubbing cat fur on your face and arms cures a cauliflower sensitivity.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 07:35 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:35 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2017 07:36 PM (LTHVh)
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I've heard that rubbing cat fur on your face and arms cures a cauliflower sensitivity.
Does it still have to be attached to the cat? It could get kind of awkward.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (G5ZEi)
Posted by: The Other Guy at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (bP/pV)
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (Z56vq)
The cat had an accident in the basement, so I'm doing laundry.
And researching small business software.
Later, I'll clean the new plastic chair mat for the second or third time to try to get the horrible smell out of it.
/no need to wonder why I'm not married!
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (J5mC3)
http://tinyurl.com/glyp88o
Posted by: shibumi
The left still controls the entertainment industry and the news media, which gives them the illusion of importance.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:38 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (dnWSK)
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Yes! It's integral to the cure!
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2017 07:36 PM (LTHVh)
I can see the ego maniac think he'll run a shadow government. Giving press conferences to take shots at Trump. He will not go away after Jan 20
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2017 07:39 PM (auHtY)
You should ask her. Women love that. "Ohhh congrats on the new baby! When are you due!" Uhhh, I'm not pregnant.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:39 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (FeQVL)
Seems to me someone mentioned that that was not the case, just a matter of custom. I could be wrong
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I just scanned the section on the Secretariat and did not find anything concerning the qualifications of the Secretary-General, so it seems they I was wr....... I was wro.......I was not excessively right.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:39 PM (FeQVL)
Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2017 07:40 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 07:41 PM (G5ZEi)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:38 PM (rH4JY)
The also still control academia, which does give them power, as they then have influence over our children.
Which is kind of stupid of us, when you think about it. Kudos to the home schoolers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:41 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (Z56vq)
Not necessarily.
Posted by: Hillary at January 01, 2017 07:42 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 07:35 PM (Sfs6o)
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Ha jolly ha. Well, it would make me sick enough that I'd probably forget about cauliflower for a while, that's for sure.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:42 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 07:42 PM (CFc5L)
FIFY
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Weeeelll, considering that he was re-elected in defiance of all that was sane and decent I'm not counting any chickens.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:42 PM (FeQVL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2017 07:36 PM (LTHVh)
I can see the ego maniac think he'll run a shadow government. Giving press conferences to take shots at Trump. He will not go away after Jan 20
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2017 07:39 PM (auHtY)
I can completely see this, with a presidential seal- then switching to a "President Emeritus" seal when people complain. The telling thing is when he keeps jumping up and down and saying "there is only one president at a time."
People tell you what they are thinking about.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:43 PM (92kX2)
thinking about cauliflower and now I'm turning red. Not as festive a
look as you might think.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:30 PM (sBOL1)
Funny, I would have thought it was the kidney stones that would bother you...
Sorry for your affliction!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:43 PM (tHwdc)
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Trump should inform that any media outlet that covers obama after Jan 20 is uninvited from the White House press pool
Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2017 07:44 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (Z56vq
I have not seen the video but I'd say from that picture that she looks pregnant.... She has that glow going on as well.
Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:44 PM (X/5o4)
We may never know...
Posted by: John Kasich at January 01, 2017 07:44 PM (Tyii7)
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THIS.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (Z56vq)
Weeeelll, considering that he was re-elected in defiance of all that was sane and decent I'm not counting any chickens.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad
And if not for the flyover knowledge of the electrical college Hillary would be the next resident of 1600.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (IqV8l)
Columbo Goes To The Guillotine
If anyone cares.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (teIXR)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:46 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: gNewt at January 01, 2017 07:46 PM (0uRNV)
Posted by: John Kasich
We may never know what? That your daddy was a mailman?
Posted by: Aviator at January 01, 2017 07:46 PM (/Nite)
Still, it would be interesting to have a newborn in the white house.
I am surprised no one has done a movie like that:
"You have sworn to take a bullet for me. I need you to take this dirty diaper to the dumpster out back."
Trump sitting in a meeting of the joint Chiefs of Staff with the baby being burped over his shoulder.
Trump changing a diaper on Chuck Schumer's desk.
"I'll pay you a million dollars to babysit."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:47 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: the Tubes at January 01, 2017 07:47 PM (11H2y)
Yes, I can see him becoming the head of some Soros funded foundation or think tank.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:47 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (Z56vq
--If Melania is prego, it will be a good test for the libtard mantra of "Families are off-limits!!11!!!1!!" but I know they'll cave to the double-standard.
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 07:49 PM (BO/km)
DO IT. This a million times. Since we can only have one president.
Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2017 07:49 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:48 PM (GsAUU)
They already have: Defending Rosie O'fattel talking about Barron, etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:49 PM (92kX2)
My first official 2017 news: I turned on my computer this morning, and my monitor had gone cross-eyed on me. Thankfully I was able to attach another machine and the monitor worked fine, so it's probably just that a PC video card is fried. Got a decent cheapo at Amazon for $30.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (dnWSK)
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Yes! It's integral to the cure!
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)
................
You may want to buy a pair of these for your cat first....Might save you a few claw marks
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ja659k2
Posted by: Molly k. at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (9H4KE)
Exciting though if she is.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:46 PM (DW
It is on Breitbarts home page. She is in a tight black dress.
Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:51 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (IqV8l)
Which, when they were just hinted at and not seen head on, was when the series was best.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:51 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (DW+jj)
I think one of the best ways to put an end to this "Russia hacked XXXX" is for us to use it ironically at every possible instance. Kind of like "the dog ate my homework". Late for work? "Russia hacked my car." Get a speeding ticket? "Russia hacked my speedometer."
Erectile disfunction? "Russia hacked my penis."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2017 07:51 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Did you ne your computer HALliry?
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 07:51 PM (teIXR)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:52 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (Z56vq)
I wonder if his sperm have little golden scalpweasels?
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 07:52 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 07:49 PM (BO/km)
The Russians hacked Me TV.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2017 07:52 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (xVuS6)
Great, now I'm gonna have to cancel my planned vacation trip to Z'ha'dum.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (IcT7t)
the first one from 1989 (after an 11 year hiatus) is coming on MeTV in
10 minutes.
Columbo Goes To The Guillotine
If anyone cares.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (teIXR)
I'll be right there, let me pour a drink first.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:39 PM (dnWSK)
Yup....I did that once at a bar I was relaxing in. Some dumpy fat chick walked in and I thought she was about 6 months pregnant. When I asked her when was she due, she looked puzzled and said she didn't have to be at work till next week?
I backed away slowly and quietly so as not to arouse her wrath or appetite.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (5VlCp)
I prefer to think that 2016 decided its absolute last victim would be the EVGA card in my HP PC (which despite some problems has lasted me since 2010).
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (u8kLQ)
Exciting though if she is.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (Om16U
I pray that she is. Our country needs to see a strong nuclear family in the White House. We need the birth rate to increase. So many positives can come from this, like knowing she is a woman for starters
Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:54 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:47 PM (rH4JY)
You mean a figurehead. Remember, this is the SCOAMF we're talking about.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:55 PM (tHwdc)
Great, now I'm gonna have to cancel my planned vacation trip to Z'ha'dum.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (IcT7t)
Do not go to Zha'hadum. Do you understand? Do not go to Zha'hadum!
Posted by: De'lenn at January 01, 2017 07:55 PM (92kX2)
My Dell (2002- RIP 2010) and HP (2010 -) were both in the $1k to $1.5k range.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 07:55 PM (u8kLQ)
It's OK, I hadn't even put a deposit down.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2017 07:56 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Elvis Costello at January 01, 2017 07:56 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2017 07:56 PM (LTHVh)
I wuz gonna say that.
Seriously though our MeTv channel 58-2 is gone. 58-1 works though, and 58-3 in now channel 70-1. If it is the ruskies I say nuke em.
Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 07:57 PM (BO/km)
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If you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will die
Posted by: Kosh, Travel Agent at January 01, 2017 07:57 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Cait Jenner at January 01, 2017 07:57 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Bob Costass at January 01, 2017 07:58 PM (Tyii7)
I am surprised no one has done a movie like that:"
Jason Statham in "Secret Service Nanny The Ruskies stole the Presidents Baby".
Posted by: Willy J. at January 01, 2017 07:58 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:58 PM (GsAUU)
Swollen lymph nodes in my right jaw/neck. Thank God for Advil...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 07:59 PM (u8kLQ)
That will be the extant of that lazy punk's post-Presidential 'work'.
Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2017 07:59 PM (XoldI)
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If you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will die
Posted by: Kosh, Travel Agent at January 01, 2017 07:57 PM (3Liv/)
Sheridan: You already told me that if I got to Z'ha'dum, I'll die.
Kosh: Yes, now.
Posted by: Things that could I could have been told YESTERDAY at January 01, 2017 07:59 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 07:59 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 08:01 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:01 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Islamo Claus at January 01, 2017 08:01 PM (GsAUU)
You're starting the year on thin ce.
But, I expect your wish will come true
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:02 PM (voOPb)
Columbo Goes To The Guillotine
If anyone cares.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (teIXR)
I installed a Channel Master yesterday, yea!
It doesn't pick up MeTV, booo.
Ordering an signal booster, yea.
Tomorrow, I call CableCo and tell them to take a hike.
Posted by: gNewt at January 01, 2017 08:02 PM (0uRNV)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:01 PM (sBOL1)
I can't believe my hair is starting to fall out.
Posted by: Fabio at January 01, 2017 08:02 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:02 PM (sBOL1)
I was just looking at the Daily Mail article about Trump's party last night. I had no idea Fabio was still a thing.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:01 PM (sBOL1)
He wears number 52 for the Packers.
Posted by: the fan at January 01, 2017 08:03 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 08:04 PM (G5ZEi)
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I call Bob Costas the queef in a hurricane. Just as important as a fart blown into a storm.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 01, 2017 08:04 PM (prEBe)
Hello bluebell. Here's hoping you and your family a happy new year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:05 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bob Costass at January 01, 2017 08:05 PM (Tyii7)
Best wishes for a fantastic New Year, beloved Horde!
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 08:05 PM (xVuS6)
Read the previews. It reminded me of The Shield.
Good show?
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2017 08:06 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 01, 2017 08:06 PM (0OG8D)
Our love of Columbo is mutual. That is good news to have
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:06 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:03 PM (u8kLQ)
+++
Q.D.P. Steve Fabulous?
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 08:06 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:07 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:07 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 08:07 PM (xVuS6)
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THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 08:04 PM (G5ZEi)
Long ago, 1960's or early 1970's, there was a TV series about the Scotland Yard Flying Squad, called "The Sweeney". It was pretty good, as I recall.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2017 08:08 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:05 PM (voOPb)
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Thank you, MisHum - same to you and yours. Off to a good start since Hillary will never be president.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:08 PM (sBOL1)
Are they smooching?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:09 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 08:09 PM (G5ZEi)
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 08:09 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Bob Costass at January 01, 2017 08:10 PM (Tyii7)
Heavy British accents, but I think most of the dialogue can be made out. Great, pro-life pro-abortion story.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:10 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Hitlery! at January 01, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 08:04 PM
The tv show? Saw it back in the 70's.
Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 08:10 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (G5ZEi)
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THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:08 PM (Nwg0u)
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If you're in North America, go out and peek at the SW sky. I guess that's Venus next to the moon.
Are they smooching?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:09 PM (u8kLQ)
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C'mon, people, really? You're not going to make me do it, are you? Because I really don't want to.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (sBOL1)
I hope Warden gives us more of the family/domestic ones. Damn good for new perspectives, advice and ventings. Lets everyone know their problems aren't unique.
Would love to start a weekly classical music thread. Any interest?
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (J8/9G)
I'd pay to see that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Glad to hear it.
I was just telling Cooth last night how I'm sure most of the horde is tired of hearing me talk about Columbo and Tucker.
I don't really have a lot going for me these days. Any bright spot in my day usually gets mentioned...
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (teIXR)
I give up, ace! Sign me up for the premium membership!! It comes with a foolproof preview function, right???
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:12 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (teIXR)
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Hey, chin up! It's a new year, and Hillary isn't going to be president. Things are looking up!
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:13 PM (sBOL1)
Tucker is awesome. I never get tired of him
And open thread
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:15 PM (voOPb)
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THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:08 PM (Nwg0u)
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It could be URANUS!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:16 PM (Sfs6o)
Bluebell, you are a welcome ray of sunshine every time you grace a thread.
Posted by: Emmie
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Couldn't agree more.
What a wonderful bunch of ladies.
A few of you dudes ain't so bad, either.
(You're my GIRL, blue!)
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:17 PM (teIXR)
I was just telling Cooth last night how I'm sure most of the horde is tired of hearing me talk about Columbo and Tucker.
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Nah - WeaselDog sends her regards to Tucker! However, I am unsure of her opinion of Columbo.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:18 PM (Sfs6o)
Maybe everyone's still reeling from talk of cauliflower and kidney stones. Idk.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:18 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:06 PM (voOPb)
What?!? Columbo is on in the evening now? Sweet.
I've been used to seeing it on MeTV at 3am...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:18 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Glad to hear it.
I was just telling Cooth last night how I'm sure most of the horde is tired of hearing me talk about Columbo and Tucker.
I don't really have a lot going for me these days. Any bright spot in my day usually gets mentioned...
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (teIXR)
Columbo rocks.
The fact that you admit to not having much going on for you these days gives me solace, in that I have little going on for me these days. I'm not miserable, but I like the company anyway.
Tucker is better company than this cat, that much is for sure. He'll keep you engaged.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 08:20 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:20 PM (FkvKh)
I've been used to seeing it on MeTV at 3am...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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Every Sunday at 8pm EST.
Been running there since as long as I hooked up the rabbit ears.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:21 PM (teIXR)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 08:21 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:21 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 08:20 PM (tHwdc)
Cats also give you the same "Are you really this stupid?" look that Tucker gets.
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (7qAYi)
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Aw, thanks Chi. Did you ever make that recipe I posted for you? I can't even remember what it was! Chicken enchiladas maybe?
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (kma8f)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)
Maybe everyone's still reeling from talk of cauliflower and kidney stones. Idk.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:18 PM (sBOL1)
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My connection got r e a l l y s l o w for a while then I had about 30 comments post all at once.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)
But watching the Pack also makes me think of dad and that's what I'll be doing tonight.
Please do not suck.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 01, 2017 08:24 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)
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WE KNOW
Posted by: The Russians at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (sBOL1)
I made a paella this evening, of course it was made in a proper paella pan but if you don't have a pan the next best thing is a glass baking dish like Rob used.
You pretty much can't use anything else.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (+lv+r)
A few months ago I lost the Cozi TV and Retro TV channels, over the air. They just stopped broadcasting in my area, which suckethed.
But I just discovered I get H&I channel!
H&I is even better than MeTV. Star Treks up the yingyang!
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: President Fancypants at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (sYdRj)
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (Z56vq)
Don't forget "We came, we saw, he died!!!"
Woo hoo!
Grrrrrl power!!
African hordes in Europe!!!
LOVE ME!!!!!
Posted by: Shrillary! at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)
You're not demanding are you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:26 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (tHwdc)
Then how in the hell are you still typing?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)
Don't forget "We came, we saw, he died!!!"
Woo hoo!
Grrrrrl power!!
African hordes in Europe!!!
LOVE ME!!!!!
Posted by: Shrillary! at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:21 PM
Yeah. With Dennis Waterman who was also in "Minder"- good show.
Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (lmIoG)
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I'm pretty sure that under the right conditions you can keep typing for 30 seconds or so after your head comes off.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)
i'm srs, I spend half my time opening and closing doors for the feline, (that Siamese cat MEOW) so she can just come squat on my leg, computer, my spouse or my grankids chest.
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: West at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (TAHX2)
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I'm pretty sure that under the right conditions you can keep typing for 30 seconds or so after your head comes off.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)
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I wonder.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (0mRoj)
With Dennis Waterman who was also in "Minder"- good show.
Whoa whoa whoa!
You're familiar with Minder, too?
I love these shows!
Very interesting factoid about the intro to Minder: the co-star wrote it.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)
and half the country thinks he is the Meshiach!
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (JNDQi)
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I'm pretty sure that under the right conditions you can keep typing for 30 seconds or so after your head comes off.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)
Hmmm. I doubt they'll let us conduct any studies on this.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)
Please do not suck.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersandsand so there at January 01, 2017 08:24 PM (P8951)
I need to be pulling for the Ly-ons on this one, because Michigan.But, I was raised a Bears fan, so definitely not the Pack.
However, I don't give a shit about the NFL anymore.So, ultimately, I'm 99.44% indifferent.
And, getting guillotined did not make his day!!!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:30 PM (8iiMU)
Somehow, that doesn't sound right....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2017 08:30 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (0mRoj)
so I am dealing with 2 schitzo cats in one annoying body?
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (R7cwD)
If they ever try to re-make Columbo, I will cut a bitch.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (teIXR)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (JNDQi)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: The Russians at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (R7cwD)
Could be. Cats are strange creatures.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (P8951)
You're familiar with Minder, too?
I love these shows!
Very interesting factoid about the intro to Minder: the co-star wrote it.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM
Yeah... caught a fair chunk of Sweeney when it aired and Minder was pretty much a must watch show every week, back then. Have you seen Little Britain's running gag about Waterman and the song writing thing?
Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (R7cwD)
Sigh.
Posted by: KT at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (qahv/)
Somewhat productive day today. I replaced the coil packs in my car. A simple but not easy job. My hands took a beaten.
One year ago I replaced my original coil packs and spark plugs with aftermarket coils. Big mistake. My CEL (check engine light) was always on because it was throwing a code and one of the coils actually failed.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)
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Volunteers?
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:34 PM (Sfs6o)
Have you seen Little Britain's running gag about Waterman and the song writing thing?
This is vaguely familiar. Something about these guys writing the songs for a couple of shows they were on.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:34 PM (FkvKh)
Could be. Cats are strange creatures.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)
true, I wouldn't wan to die in a room with cats present and a few days without loading their food bowls to a certain level they pre-approved.
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:35 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (kma8f)
http://tinypic.com/r/f3ci9z/9
Good kitty.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (Sfs6o)
--Great pic and cute orange stripey cat.
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (KjNnO)
Aw, thanks Chi. Did you ever make that recipe I posted for you? I can't even remember what it was! Chicken enchiladas maybe?
Posted by: bluebell
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In fact I did, thank you very much.
Want to hear something embarrassing?
After hours of prep, cooking and offering some to the neighbor couple, I burned the shit out of myself taking the new pyrex dish out of the oven and dropped the whole thing on the floor.
I had a frozen chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie & drank A LOT that night...
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (teIXR)
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A girl power Columbo starring Lena Dunham. And she gets naked in every episode.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (Nwg0u)
She went full Fredo. You never go full Fredo.
Posted by: pep at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (LAe3v)
I also decided to upgrade my smartphone and ordered a new one, with a 6" full hd screen, so that'll be nice. But a "cheapie" phone, relative to a fancy iphone or galaxy.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (FkvKh)
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A girl power Columbo starring Lena Dunham. And she gets naked in every episode.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (Nwg0u)
She won't be wearing anything underneath that trenchcoat.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:34 PM
Pretty much. They have a bit where Waterman is trying to get cast in a new show, but insists on writing the theme for it. Always the same tune, but with new words only vaguely related to the new show.
Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 08:38 PM (lmIoG)
If they ever try to re-make Columbo, I will cut a bitch.
Posted by: Chi
They sorta kinda did that with the 80's version.
It's somewhat different from the 70's version.
But a 2017 version....that would be awesomely awful.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 08:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Coo-Dumbo.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:38 PM (8iiMU)
important. "
Those damn Russians are pissing me off. Why do they have to do stuff like that?
Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (dnWSK)
She went full Fredo. You never go full Fredo.
Posted by: pep at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (LAe3v)
Russians hacked my sound system!!!
Posted by: M. Carey at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (P8951)
Correction. The Russians hacked Rodgers.
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 08:40 PM (dnWSK)
She went full Fredo. You never go full Fredo.
Posted by: pep at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (LAe3v)
She's more entertaining with the sound off.
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 08:40 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 08:40 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 08:41 PM (IqV8l)
If Barky wants to go the President Emeritus route, zero out expenditures for his office, effective immediately.
There is no such thing and I'll be damned if we let him create it out of whole cloth. The number of staff positions affluated with FLOTUS needs to drop precipitously, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 08:41 PM (33FvV)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:42 PM (sBOL1)
321 Benus is Venus in Spanish lingo.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 08:40 PM (dnWSK)
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I thought to convert to Spanish you put an 'o' on the end of every thing and yelled.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:42 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 08:40 PM (7qAYi)
I don't care for Mariah Carey's music, but I do like to look at her.She's strangely attractive to me....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:42 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:42 PM (Sfs6o)
Like Italian, but then you add an "a" and make lots of wild hand gestures.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 08:43 PM (X/5o4)
The only reason being that I scored it for 99 cents at the thrift store - brand new in the box.
If I paid retail, it would've shattered on impact.
This is why I'm simmering black eyed peas as we speak - I need all the good luck I can get after the last few years...
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:43 PM (teIXR)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:43 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)
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Thanks - she likes the heat vents on a cold day!
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:44 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:44 PM (R7cwD)
https://youtu.be/D9fnfusdJYs
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 08:45 PM (0XjNo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:45 PM (8iiMU)
A girl power Columbo starring Lena Dunham. And she gets naked in every episode.
A running gag would be for her, herself, to get a parking ticket every time she's on screen cause the parking authorities mistake her for her Peugeot.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 08:45 PM (33FvV)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Etc at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (pvwwD)
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (Z56vq)
I strongly suspect it will not be Ms. Carey sitting home and sending out resumes tomorrow.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (teIXR)
A girl power Columbo starring Lena Dunham. And she gets naked in every episode.
A running gag would be for her, herself, to get a parking ticket
every time she's on screen cause the parking authorities mistake her for
her Peugeot.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 08:45 PM (33FvV)
And a marine biologist would run up, searching for a beached whale.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (8iiMU)
It's been a while since we discussed Bond films here.
Come to think of it, it's been a while since I've seen a Bond Marathon on the tube.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (CFc5L)
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Thanks. I understand that female orange cats are uncommon. She's a good kitty - big lap cat.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:48 PM (Sfs6o)
And, God! That outfit! When you're 100 pounds overweight, it's time to stop dressing like a skank.
I wish I could say it's a career-ender, but, no, her idiot fans don't care.
Posted by: RKae at January 01, 2017 08:48 PM (AmP+5)
You could wind up with a jack stone.
There but for the grace of God...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 01, 2017 08:48 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:48 PM (JNDQi)
Perhaps tonight I will watch the 1959 version of The Hound of The Baskervilles starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, and Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:49 PM (FkvKh)
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Maybe you'll outgrow your allergy when you hit 30!
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)
What was Roger Moore's first Bond film?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:50 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Al Swearengen at January 01, 2017 08:50 PM (XoldI)
They sorta kinda did that with the 80's version.
It's somewhat different from the 70's version.
But a 2017 version....that would be awesomely awful.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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While I don't remember it, I read that they tried it once with "Mrs. Columbo" back in the day.
I would be curious to watch a few episodes.
Apparantly, you never saw Columbo, but there were always little hints on screen.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:51 PM (teIXR)
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)
We get the 3/4 length. I just checked and they're $15.86 at Amazon right now. Might be worth trying.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:53 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 08:53 PM (33FvV)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:53 PM (JNDQi)
Several years ago, my sister and drank Bud before a Brewer Cards game and blamed ourselves for the Brewers loss. It's not because they sucked or anything ....
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 08:54 PM (P8951)
Soothsayer Pro Elite #350: Perhaps tonight I will watch the 1959 version of The Hound of The Baskervilles starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, and Brian Dennehy.
Hey, that sounds good. I wonder if I have that in the catacombs of media collection? (Probably on VHS, with my luck.)
Dennehy played... the moors?
Posted by: mindful webworker as Captain Observation at January 01, 2017 08:55 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (teIXR)
Can't be done today. He's white, intelligent, drives an old car, smokes cigars, eats chili and has manners and is exceedingly polite. Not to mention a heterosexual who adores his wife.
Network executives would never approve it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 08:55 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)
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Hmmm. Maybe so. I'll let you know in 5 years as that's when I plan on hitting 30.
Although, maybe not, considering all the trouble you just posted about. I'm thinking it might be best just to stay 29.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:56 PM (sBOL1)
While I don't remember it, I read that they tried it once with "Mrs. Columbo" back in the day.
I would be curious to watch a few episodes.
Apparantly, you never saw Columbo, but there were always little hints on screen.
Posted by: Chi
Starring Captain Janeway as Mrs. Columbo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 08:56 PM (IqV8l)
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Ain't that the truth! My warranty definitely ran out at 50!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:57 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:57 PM (FkvKh)
The Spy Who Loved Me.
Of course, nowadays, the spy would be a tranny with a 12 inch implanted tree trunk with an aphid infestation.
Posted by: President Fancypants at January 01, 2017 08:57 PM (sYdRj)
Network executives would never approve it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 08:55 PM (5VlCp)
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Hell, no.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 08:58 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)
Wasn't me - I steer clear of guillotines.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 08:58 PM (tHwdc)
Lena's "go-to" move to get the perp to confess would be to whip out a cake and threaten to go eat it in the nude while sitting on his toilet.
"Works like a charm, every time!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 08:58 PM (33FvV)
It was hilarious how the audio track was chock full of the squeaks that permeated her early hits, and she was expected to mimic those in silence.
Why the fuck does anyone (aside from effete liberal Jews and homosexuals and pretentious millennials) think Times Square is the thing to do New Year's Eve?
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 08:58 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 01, 2017 08:59 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 08:59 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 09:01 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:02 PM (sYdRj)
Posted by: pep at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (LAe3v)
Russians. Is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (sdi6R)
http://tinypic.com/r/f3ci9z/9
Good kitty.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (Sfs6o)
He looks like he's got a bit of gray mixed in his fur, so more pink than orange? My Kenny was like that. Beautiful cat.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 08:59 PM (6FqZa)
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I don't find her attractive, never did. But I am a woman. And I think she has a butter face.
To me she looks on the verge of too chubby by a yard.
But to men, she probably has that Rubenesque (sp?) look about her, all curves.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:05 PM (I/17y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 09:06 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 09:06 PM (8iiMU)
To me she looks on the verge of too chubby by a yard.
But to men, she probably has that Rubenesque (sp?) look about her, all curves.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
--She was pretty in her youth.
I always remark that my little son will always be my baby, and of course break into "You'll Always Be My Baby" [doodoodoo doodoodoodoodoodoo . . .]
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:06 PM (GsAUU)
To me she looks on the verge of too chubby by a yard.
But to men, she probably has that Rubenesque (sp?) look about her, all curves.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
I think if she were a nicer person, she would be pretty. But she is so self-important, and apparently terrible to staff/co workers, that that bleeds through. And I agree with whoever upthread said her singing was just a bunch of trills along the scale-it is just not that great, and has declined since she aged.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (VnCI9)
Offered without comment from the Daily Mail story on Mariah Carey at Times Square last night --
Producers of the show were so concerned she might be late, that they hired an entire crew to ensure the legendary diva made it to the ball on time.
The panic was sparked when producers asked what time she would arrive. According to the New York Post, Carey's people replied, 'What time exactly does the ball drop?'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (33FvV)
To me she looks on the verge of too chubby by a yard.
But to men, she probably has that Rubenesque (sp?) look about her, all curves.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
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I don't know - I would think there would be more allure to wearing a pretty dress than lingerie to sing in public, but I'm a girl too so what do I know.
But I really, really don't understand the need for all these women singers to basically wear nothing but skimpy underwear when they perform. Just totally classless.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (teIXR)
I often burn myself whenever I use my 14" covered frying pan in the oven. I forget that the handles and lid are hot.
Owowowowow!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:08 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (33FvV)
You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:08 PM (VnCI9)
Hmmm, we seem to have controversy here.
What was Roger Moore's first Bond film?
Was it...
The Spy Who Loved Me
or was it
Live And Let Die?
Or, was it
The Man With The Golden Gun?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:08 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:08 PM (I/17y)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
Yeah, just saw the latest vid.
Looking just slightly too chunky.
But, the curves are a thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 09:09 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (sBOL1)
Well, she doesn't have any musical talent, so she has to play to her strengths.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2017 09:09 PM (MiBfH)
Mariah Carey became a has-been as soon as she agreed to star in her own reality show.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:10 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)
You're an evil man!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:10 PM (tHwdc)
But I really, really don't understand the need for all these women singers to basically wear nothing but skimpy underwear when they perform. Just totally classless.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (sBOL1)
And cold. It is chilly in NYC in January, so prancing around in a bra and panties outdoors must give one the chillblains.
And yes, a lovely, well-tailored dress is far more elegant and sexy. Lingerie ( or the lack thereof) is best reserved for the boudoir.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:10 PM (VnCI9)
Were these also the geniuses tapped to advise Jeb Bush's campaign?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:11 PM (6FqZa)
elegant and sexy. Lingerie ( or the lack thereof) is best reserved for
the boudoir.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:10 PM (VnCI9)
The world is Mariah's boudoir.As is Lena Dunham's.
Where is the vomitorium again?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 09:12 PM (8iiMU)
I would be curious to watch a few episodes.
there were some episodes included as bonus tracks on the columbo dvds.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2017 09:12 PM (n6XcA)
https://youtu.be/DCswMKnMHtU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:13 PM (I/17y)
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:10 PM (VnCI9)
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Indeed. But elegance seems to be a thing of the past. Which saddens me.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:13 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Mariah Barely at January 01, 2017 09:14 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2017 09:14 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (33FvV)
You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:08 PM (VnCI9)
What's the web site number?
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 01, 2017 09:14 PM (GsAUU)
I often burn myself whenever I use my 14" covered frying pan in the oven. I forget that the handles and lid are hot.
Owowowowow!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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After Mom saw the burn on my hand, i told her what happened. The next day she brought me a new "potholder."
It's like a thick beach towel with mitts sewn into two opposing corners.
That thing is more cumbersome than trying to juggle honey badgers.
Waiting for a kitchen fire next.
"I love you too, Mom!"
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:15 PM (teIXR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 09:15 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (tHwdc)
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Must be the camera - she's all orange with the soft white underbelly and feet. This is an investment grade kitty - she'd cost about $1,800 at the vet before we'd had her for a week!
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 09:15 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 01, 2017 09:16 PM (89T5c)
Cats don't have accidents, mine deliberately wet the #$%^* couch this AM. We had company so I'll be cleaning it tomorrow and covering it with a tarp.
Posted by: DaveA at January 01, 2017 09:17 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:17 PM (sYdRj)
Live And Let Die. 1973.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 09:06 PM (u8kLQ)
Which was the first featured role for the lovely, lovely Jane Seymour
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 09:18 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:13 PM (I/17y)
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Yes. She is lovely. And I love that song.
A few weeks ago, for some reason the song "You Don't Have to Say You Love Me" by Dusty Springfield popped into my head. If I could sing (I can't), I would sing that song every chance I got. Anyway, I looked it up on Youtube and found this clip. And she's wearing a lovely, elegant dress, which is what most of the singers back then wore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR4vE9xL3yk
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:18 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2017 09:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 09:18 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:19 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (zLDYs)
elegant and sexy. Lingerie ( or the lack thereof) is best reserved for
the boudoir.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker
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Lesson here, ladies, is "always leave something to the imagination."
Much much more enticing than dressing like a whore.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (teIXR)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (GsAUU)
(Sarah McLachlan type voiceover)
Winter. Is coming.
All across Washington DC, staffers, interns, lobbyists and Deputy Assistant Secretaries are facing a horrible future.
Their masters repudiated by the electorate, these poor low-level creatures will soon have to return to derision and unemployment in forbidding places like Possum Snot, Kallikak, Mushrat Dell and Kidneystone Pass they once escaped for the Ivy League.
But you can save them. For a small monthly contribution of just $13,876,325, these unfortunates can receive the lobster, expensive wine and leather chairs they need to feel superior to you peons.
Time is short. Their plight is desperate. Act today. You teabagging bastards.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 01, 2017 09:22 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 09:22 PM (P8951)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:22 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (J8/9G)
I would love it. I'm a night classical music fan.
I've also thought that semi-weekly computer and weekly religious posts would be nice.
I could easily cough up 10 or so computer posts that the cobs could save for in when needed. Things like building a small computer, installing an operating system, setting up Linux Mint, and so on.
The religious thread would be weekly and I'm sure some of the other folks here would like to chip in, too. I envision a Jewish reading, a Christian reading, and an emphasis on prayer requests.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 01, 2017 09:22 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:22 PM (I/17y)
Much much more enticing than dressing like a whore.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (teIXR)
well except the majority of men who like whores
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 09:23 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:25 PM (I/17y)
You all hear about this?
A woman in Florida (of course) decided it would be a good idea to dress up her pitbull or rotweiller (I forget which) for the holidays and it didn't go so well.
Her dog attacked her. Her husband tried to stop the attack and the dog turned on him next. Then the son tried to stab the dog. Then the cops tried to taze the dog. Finally the dog was tranquilized.
All kinds of Stupid in this story...
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:25 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:25 PM (sBOL1)
To discuss longbow storage tips?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:26 PM (6FqZa)
Wasn't the 7 UP dude in "Live and Let Die" ?
Bald voodoo priest if I remember....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0390305/bio
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 09:23 PM (R7cwD)
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Oh, I hope that's not true.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (sBOL1)
First of all, of course the dog was pissed.
Second of all, the dog probably went in to survival mode because it felt it was being attacked, which it was.
Third of all, just kill it. Stop fucking around and just kill it. And, then, kill the owners.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (89T5c)
I did not know that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
There's plenty other things upthread you don't want to know either, involving kidney stones and TWEEZERS!
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (pxwEr)
The rest of 2017 just has to be better!!
Posted by: areswoman at January 01, 2017 09:28 PM (Rx2dv)
I always see "arsewoman." Sorry but I do.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:28 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 09:29 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (ijXQr)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (P8951)
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: SMOD at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (e8kgV)
Famed lawyer Alan Dershowitz said Friday he would rather leave the Democratic Party than be a member under Rep. Keith Ellison, the front-runner to lead the Democratic National Committee.
Posted by: SMOD
But did he say he wouldn't VOTE for the Democrat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: areswoman at January 01, 2017 09:28 PM (Rx2dv)
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Sounds like you have nowhere to go but up!
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (sBOL1)
And Obama will be running nothing but his big mouth.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (NovK3)
It's like a thick beach towel with mitts sewn into two opposing corners.
That thing is more cumbersome than trying to juggle honey badgers.
Waiting for a kitchen fire next.
"I love you too, Mom!"
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:15 PM (teIXR)
Awwww, that sweet woman loves her boy, and wants to keep him from booboos.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (tHwdc)
Much much more enticing than dressing like a whore.
Posted by: Chi
That's YOUR opinion.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at January 01, 2017 09:33 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (pxwEr)
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did someone re-poast my story from the other thread?
it's absolutely true.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 09:33 PM (ijXQr)
Famed lawyer Alan Dershowitz said Friday he would rather leave the Democratic Party than be a member under Rep. Keith Ellison, the front-runner to lead the Democratic National Committee.
Posted by: SMOD
But did he say he wouldn't VOTE for the Democrat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (IqV8l)
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Yup, still sounds mealy-mouthed. I would rather have a BMW, but hey, I guess I'll keep my Honda.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite<<<
It kills me when people believe that their pitbull is just a big lovable teddy. These animals are born and bred killers who kill. But whatever. Carry on at your own risk.
Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (sYdRj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (IqV8l)
He did not. Quite the contrary.
Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (IqV8l)
Thanks BC! That guy had a laugh for the ages....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 09:35 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: DaveA at January 01, 2017 09:35 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 09:35 PM (Z56vq)
..................
We went to a wedding last night, first time ever I have been to one where the invite said " formal wear requested". Well.... The house was packed and I would say I say about only 6 ladies in formal dresses. The rest of us were a little more practical. Cocktail dresses seemed to be what most wore. This is the one I bought and I doubt I will ever have an occasion to wear it again. We just don't do dress up around here very much.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jlnnax7
Posted by: Molly k. at January 01, 2017 09:36 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands)
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Bloomers, on the other hand? That's hawt!
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:36 PM (teIXR)
"It's like a secret base," said Kentaro Nonaka, 36, a company worker who lives in adjacent Suginami Ward and drinks there once or twice a week.
The bar, Professor TK, is filled with boxes of plastic Gundam models. It all got started with four men in their 30s and 40s sitting at the counter talks king about the smash-hit animation series from the 1970s and 1980s. They all met at the bar and became regulars.
Posted by: SMOD at January 01, 2017 09:36 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (sYdRj)
They can be a big lovable teddy. But they have a fighting mode they can go into, and a locking jaw, and you won't recognize Paddington when he goes into that mode. Maybe some dogs go through their whole lives without being triggered into that mode, I don't know.
Savvy pitbull owners often carry a sort of stick. It's used to unlock the jaw from whatever chihuahua or toddler the dog has locked onto.
Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 09:37 PM (iMxBJ)
it's all jagged and pointy. about the size of a #2 pencil eraser.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 09:38 PM (ijXQr)
The H.Q., Ace, and the "Extraordinary League of Morons" have won the Daniel Simpson Day Award for Superior Blogging and Skulduggery.
So much winning!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 09:38 PM (GzDYP)
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Wow, Molly, quite sexy. Just right.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:38 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 09:39 PM (P8951)
that could be fun, but nobody will ever give the boomers glamour points.
Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands)
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unless, of course, they were Ditto jeans...
"Feel the fit!"
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 09:40 PM (ijXQr)
From a male perspective, and extending "whores" to strippers and porn: they're to love what candy is to food. Yes, most men are going to fantasise about it. Good men are going to keep that fantasy at bay.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:40 PM (6FqZa)
I went to a wedding on New Year's Eve once, the most elegant wedding I've ever attended. It was at St. Patrick's Cathedral in NYC, and my boyfriend (now husband) was in the wedding - it was one of his best buddies growing up. The reception was a blast and went long into the New Year. I doubt I'll ever go to a wedding like that again.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:41 PM (sBOL1)
movies and I felt jealous of the glamorous ladies of the 30s and 40s. I
wanted to wear evening gowns and use a cigarette holder and hang out at
nightclubs with men in tuxes. Putting on jeans and a Tshirt to go to a
keg party or a concert - well, that could be fun, but nobody will ever
give the boomers glamour points.
Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (P8951)
Went to a funeral yesterday and dug out the charcoal grey suit, white shirt, black tie and black topcoat and Florsheims; my GF went with black slacks, heels, dark and silver top, a long coat and a white fuzzy hat and a red scarf.
We need to get a reason to dress up again other than a funeral because we got some looks, and if I go to more funerals I need to get me that Boralino hat. It is hard to express condolences without having a hat to take off and hold respectfully.
Posted by: KIndltot at January 01, 2017 09:41 PM (9MInk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:40 PM (6FqZa)
They seem really tasty, until one day you wake up without a pancreas?
Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 09:41 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2017 09:42 PM (VtLx6)
Speaking only for myself, emotional connections (especially with your wife) would always seem to be much better than commercial transactions. Not that I'm any expert on the later besides covering cost overruns on spousal purchases.
Don't ask me about my mis-spent youth before marriage. I was an idiot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2017 09:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: KIndltot at January 01, 2017 09:41 PM (9MInk)
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Men do look extra handsome in suits and uniforms. No doubt about it.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:43 PM (CFc5L)
cracked.com/article_24505_6-real-illnesses-that- will-unleash-your-inner-hypochondriac.html
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 09:43 PM (ijXQr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:40 PM (6FqZa)
--and good women are going to avoid them nevertheless, unless the dudes are hot, until they're over the hill.
Just being realistic.
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:43 PM (NovK3)
Savvy pitbull owners often carry a sort of stick. It's used to unlock the jaw from whatever chihuahua or toddler the dog has locked onto.
Posted by: Splunge
The Jaws of Life to deal with the Jaws of Death.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:43 PM (IqV8l)
The H.Q., Ace, and the "Extraordinary League of Morons" have won the Daniel Simpson Day Award for Superior Blogging and Skulduggery.
So much winning!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 09:38 PM (GzDYP)
Link: https://tinyurl.com/gnp2fly
Awesome acknowledgement of the Moron Horde, as well.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 01, 2017 09:44 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 09:44 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:44 PM (GsAUU)
Have to Say You Love Me" by Dusty Springfield popped into my head. If I
could sing (I can't), I would sing that song every chance I got.
Anyway, I looked it up on Youtube and found this clip. And she's
wearing a lovely, elegant dress, which is what most of the singers back
then wore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR4vE9xL3yk
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:18 PM (sBOL1)
I love this song. Used to hear it on the radio all the time, long ago.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:45 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:45 PM (sBOL1)
I always see "arsewoman." Sorry but I do.
Thanks, Soothsayer, for the feedback - will have to work on another version of my Horoscope and gender.
Happy New Year to all the posters here. You keep my sane and amused. So much wit and I love witticism!
Posted by: areswoman at January 01, 2017 09:46 PM (Rx2dv)
I could have fought for better women but I didn't, because I was insecure and I wanted validation, which the worse women were willing to pretend to give me.
All this is on me. I had agency, I just failed.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:46 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 01, 2017 09:46 PM (GUBah)
did someone re-poast my story from the other thread?
Dunno if it was re poasted (which sounds delicious, btw) but once I read the hint of digging for kidney stones along the male urinal tract I found it almost as difficult to get out of my mind as it will be to get Barry out of DC.
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 09:47 PM (pxwEr)
Posted by: areswoman at January 01, 2017 09:46 PM (Rx2dv)
--Ummm, that's because the horoscope sign is spelled Aries (my mom is an Aries), not Ares.
As it is, you're fangurl of the god of war (which is what I thought you were when I first saw your handle).
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Infidel
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Flag on the play!
Rule #34 is in full effect.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:49 PM (teIXR)
Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (sYdRj)
They can be a big lovable teddy.
-
My daughter and her family including a two year old and a four year old just visited us with their four month old puppy pit. She seems sweet and just wants to be loved but even at four months she is one strong, heavy dog.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: SMOD at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (e8kgV)
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Doesn't that make Dershowitz a racist and Islamophobe?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) a
You know the drill, pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (VtLx6)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Kucy5)
No awareness or thought of all the BIG lies Hillary told.
The only explanation I have is the Russia hacked their brains!
Posted by: ares/woman at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Rx2dv)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 09:51 PM (GzDYP)
It's from that Seinfeld episode with the ass doctor with the "Arseman" license plates, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:51 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
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I really like his painting style. And his Jewfro - that thing was awesome.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:51 PM (teIXR)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Kucy5)
--Nah, one too many SJWs in the cast.
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 09:51 PM (GzDYP)
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Thanks to both of you. Looks like a lot of good blogs on that list, none of which match this one for skulduggery, obviously.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (sBOL1)
ass doctor = proctologist, btw
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (VtLx6)
I'm shaking my head in disbelief at the date; just look at it 1/1/2017.
I NEVER imagined living to the year 2017. Why, I could make 2020! Or even 2030, and by then, medicine will have a cure for old age, and no one will ever die.
Ha! Ya, I know. It's the rich people who get the cure. Serfs like me will be starving when McDonald's cost 10,000 new bucks and is served up by robots.
Unless I have a skill my Feudal Lord and Master has need of; that he can't get from someone else. An eternity of servitude. Ya, what a future that would be.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (dshZN)
butt doctor??
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: ares/woman at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Rx2dv)
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I likey.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (CFc5L)
The show was about lying well, not about telling the truth, right?
So, aside from the real world factual inversion WRT Trump, they don't even understand the terms of their own snarky references.
(and I like the "/" to avoid confusion on your nic)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2017 09:53 PM (QDnY+)
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I'm going with they're pod people from the planet Hipocritiabatshit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM (tHwdc)
I couldn't finish The Martian.
As soon as matt damon, who makes me sick, said he needs to "science the fuck out of it" I had enough.
The entire movie was a load of BULLSHIT.
Science, my ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:55 PM (CFc5L)
btw, "arsewoman" is not a bad thing around here
after all, we have a person who refers to himself as a "dildo."
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:55 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:46 PM (6FqZa)
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bth, don't be so hard on yourself. It's never too late.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:56 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM (FkvKh)
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You mean your arse, man.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:56 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2017 09:57 PM (VtLx6)
Nod
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:57 PM (FkvKh)
@506
I got into a lot of trouble with my Amazon review where I said about the same thing.
Haven't been back to see what happened after the storm of outrage.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 01, 2017 09:57 PM (dshZN)
Posted by: aresWoman at January 01, 2017 09:57 PM (Rx2dv)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:57 PM (FkvKh)
Posted by: Lauren at January 01, 2017 09:58 PM (KgCnD)
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:51 PM (teIXR)
I especially enjoy the soothing tone of his voice. So zen-like.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 09:58 PM (GzDYP)
after all, we have a person who refers to himself as a "dildo."
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We need to get these two together!
Posted by: Peter Venkman at January 01, 2017 09:59 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:45 PM (tHwdc)
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they play it on Little Steven's Underground Garage on Sirius/XM all the time channel #21 in the rock section.
pretty much the only thing we listen to these days, at home or driving.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 10:01 PM (ijXQr)
As soon as matt damon, who makes me sick, said he needs to "science the fuck out of it" I had enough.
The entire movie was a load of BULLSHIT.
Science, my ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM
It wasn't just that. It was poorly executed. It looks pretty and is quite well shot etc, but, instead of a steak, you get cotton candy. It was very poorly cast. Sean Bean did his best with little to work with, most of the rest just didn't convince in their roles. Most importantly, the story failed to produce any tension and zero suspense. It was just Matt Damon's witty quips and fixing shit. No sense of real danger... the only time the movie conveyed anything little it was when Damon was holding his breath while listening to the plastic habitat fix strain in the wind. That was good. But, that was it.
Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 10:01 PM (lmIoG)
Thanks for who straightened me out. Now I will be AriesWoman. See 2017 is already better.
Posted by: ariesWoman at January 01, 2017 10:01 PM (Rx2dv)
He intends to fundamentally transform the job of being an ex-President.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 01, 2017 10:03 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Lauren at January 01, 2017 09:58 PM (KgCnD)
That's fun you and your husband did that. My my ex girlfriend/fiancee and I used to do that in college and after college for the exact reasons. But no children.
Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 10:06 PM (X/5o4)
teddy. These animals are born and bred killers who kill. But whatever.
Carry on at your own risk.
Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (sYdRj)
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And my delicate petite flower of a mastiff ancestors were originally used as dogs of war by Romans. His main job isn't war, just alerting me for seizures. Broad strokes. Paint. Something something.
He seems to think his real job is stealing clothes of mine from the hamper. And parading around before all and sundry with said clothing, because he's so proud of himself. Damn dog.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 01, 2017 10:07 PM (prEBe)
Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (VtLx6)
The girl is a regular at the bar, everyone wanted pics of us together.
http://tinypic.com/r/1247ort/9
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 01, 2017 10:07 PM (GUBah)
really don;t want to buy a new one. A) I don't have the money. B) I
really, really, don't want Windows 10.
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 09:44 PM (7qAYi)
Do what I did in a similar situation:
Take that extra pair of light-weight headphones that you never use and pry the speakers out - dispose of the head piece, just keep the ear pieces connected to the wire.
Take a half-gallon milk jug, plastic cat-food bottle, or other thin walled plastic jug with flattish sides, and cut two holes just large enough to put the ear pieces, but not so large they will fall through
Dangle the earpieces on the cable up through the mouth of the jug and tease the earpieces through the holes you cut. Then tape them in place with whatever tape you happen to have.
Plug the earphones into the output jack of your laptop. Ta-dah!
You could also use one of those Hefty plastic sandwich boxes or a solo cup
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2017 10:07 PM (9MInk)
Jesus. And he'll probably convince Congress to give him a $400K salary for pretending to be a diverse voice of progressive reason.
Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 10:10 PM (sYdRj)
Take a half-gallon milk jug, plastic cat-food bottle, or other thin walled plastic jug with flattish sides, and cut two holes just large enough to put the ear pieces, but not so large they will fall through
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2017 10:07 PM (9MInk)
A basic, decent set of powered speakers that can plug into your laptop costs about $12.
Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 10:11 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 10:11 PM (iMxBJ)
I am not sure you quite understand . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2017 10:15 PM (9MInk)
Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2017 10:24 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (P8951)
My goodness no, not every night. My Dad was a Brooklyn guy, meat-and-potatoes, so she learned to make all his favorites from his mother. But he did love wine and stinky cheeses, including the one my sister & I called camelbear cheese. My mom did have a salad every night, and sometimes we had it after the entree, but weeknights were quick meals because she worked. Weekends were roast beef or steak, with two or three veg. When the French relatives and friends visited, my Mom went all French all the time, big lunches with wine, lots of courses for lunch and dinner, and yes, they eat really tiny portions which is why they're so skinny. Christmas meant pork rillettes, that sort of thing.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 01, 2017 10:25 PM (kma8f)
He's going to get almost 200k per year for his pension. Not a bad payday for only 8 years on the job.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 01, 2017 10:27 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2017 10:31 PM (V2Yro)
it's the mirror universe red dwarf. instead kf staying in stasis while everyone dies, lister is awoken early and everyone is still alive. instead of just being good if you need to grit the drive, lister gets kochanski. instead of being a holographic smeghead, rimmer is a kindly robot bartender. holly never lost his mind, so never decides to treat lister as if he's important.
that beard wossname grew? shoulda been a mustache and goatee.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2017 10:32 PM (n6XcA)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2017 10:15 PM (9MInk)
I did not. Now I do. Thanks.
Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 11:51 PM (iMxBJ)
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Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)