New Year's Evening Open Thread

TFG must have been drinking last night. Delusional tweets tweeted by Obama.

'It’s been the privilege of my life to serve as your President. I look forward to standing with you as a citizen. Happy New Year everybody,' Obama wrote in the last tweet of the series.


Turkish police still searching for gunman who slaughtered 39. Nearly 70 wounded.


Happy New Year was not shouted by gunman. You'll probably nail it on your first guess.


Not to be outdone in Nigeria, The religion of pieces peace strikes again.


Happy New Year 2017

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 07:00 PM




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1 Firstest again

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 06:57 PM (5sOEp)

2 Hi

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2017 06:58 PM (gJ3Vg)

3 You were still a citizen while president, you daft trout. That is the point. We do not have f*cking emperors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 06:58 PM (92kX2)

4 2016 was the year that The liars and frauds were exposed.

2017.Will be the year for justice.

Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 06:58 PM (X/5o4)

5 First?

Posted by: John Podesta at January 01, 2017 06:59 PM (rH4JY)

6 19 to go

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 06:59 PM (5sOEp)

7 Oh sure Skip,,, but did you stop to read all that content? Hmmm?

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2017 06:59 PM (gJ3Vg)

8 7th

Posted by: John Podesta at January 01, 2017 06:59 PM (rH4JY)

9 The Buckeyes got embarrassed, humiliated and schlonged. But, damnit, Hilarity-> Clinton will never be President. So I'm pleased

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 01, 2017 06:59 PM (oAY8z)

10 Rawa Mansour, an Israeli Arab who was wounded in Saturday nights terrorist attack at a nightclub in Istanbul, landed in Israel on Sunday evening.

Mansour, who suffered moderate injuries in the attack, was transferred upon her arrival by a Magen David Adom ambulance from the Ben Gurion Airport to the Meir Hospital in Kfar Saba.

39 people were killed in Saturday nights attack, including Mansours friend, Lian Zaher Nassar, a 19-year old resident of the Israeli Arab town of Tira.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2017 07:01 PM (SjImc)

11 None of the Euro or USA press reports this morning included that Alah Snackbar yell. I looked for it but they hid it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 01, 2017 07:01 PM (mpXpK)

12 Onlt think worse than drunk Tweeting is Pot smoking high Tweeting

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 07:01 PM (5sOEp)

13 I have to say, this is the shittiest lesbian porn thread I've ever seen.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 01, 2017 07:01 PM (fYFz4)

14 @4 - One can only hope Pepe.
Perp walks in the hundreds.
I don't want just the honchos. I want the enablers too.

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2017 07:02 PM (gJ3Vg)

15 Heh, I read the last post to and I'm in the top 10, maybe.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at January 01, 2017 07:02 PM (edU6o)

16 Ah you can read thst content in about 3 seconds, but I look at it as its my duty to tell everyone there is a new thread.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 07:02 PM (5sOEp)

17 "I look forward to standing with you as a citizen."

Obama slips again thinking that having been President he gets automatic citizenship.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 01, 2017 07:02 PM (P/kVC)

18 I look forward to Obama just being a citizen again. But he is not welcome to stand anywhere near me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:03 PM (tHwdc)

19 We've all worked with and dreaded working with insane narcissists like Obaka.

Why has the US tolerate this monumental tool of one? I truly don't get it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2017 07:03 PM (FQ0rq)

20
2017.Will be the year for justice.
Posted by: Pepe


Or maybe the year of frustration and disappointment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 07:03 PM (IqV8l)

21 'I look forward to standing with you as a citizen'

What is this citizen BS he keeps bringing up? He really thinks he hasn't been a citizen the last eight years? F'n asshole.

Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:04 PM (BO/km)

22 Skip, thank you for your service

6 months of unlimited &&&&&&&& for you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 07:04 PM (voOPb)

23 Onlt think worse than drunk Tweeting is Pot smoking high Tweeting
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 07:01 PM (5sOEp)

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All forms of Social Media should require a Breathalyzer before posting, considering you could be killing your career.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 01, 2017 07:04 PM (L+dg+)

24
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman

Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:06 PM (BO/km)

25 If it started with AG Session filing charges against Hillary I would say it will be a very good year.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 07:06 PM (5sOEp)

26 So around 1800 words per minute then?

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2017 07:07 PM (gJ3Vg)

27 Redskins driving.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2017 07:07 PM (SjImc)

28 Good evening fellow slackers and mouth breathers. 19 more days of that insufferable Asshat....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 01, 2017 07:07 PM (g+ibI)

29 2016 was the year the MSM was exposed for the four-flushing, lying, commie pieces of crap they have been since 1966.

Trump/Pence 2016!....making the mainstream media obsolete with each new tweet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 07:08 PM (5VlCp)

30 24
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:06 PM (BO/km)


Hint: they're pretty much everywhere.

Hope this helps!

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:08 PM (xVuS6)

31 Let me congratulate people who never yielded and called Obama and everybody on both sides of the aisle liars And criminals for allowing and enabling the fraud Obama to ever take office and call him legitimate. The media is complicit as well and cititzens.

100% truth Obama and others have committed identity theft. 2 experts (1 from Italy and 1 here) individually confirmed his birth certifate, that Trump forced him to post in 2011, is a forgery with 9 different points. This is not going away. The media has blacked out the story for a reason. And this is why our lying criminal government is trying to start a war with Russia. (Along with the Wiki leaks emails and other crimes exposed).

People who mocked you as a conspiracy theorist have zero credibility and know nothing and only seek to enable the crimes against our country and citizens to continue.

People are going to jail or will be fleeing the country.

Happy New Years and God Bless

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TVVXwWZNWt4

Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:08 PM (X/5o4)

32 Good evening fellow slackers and mouth breathers. 19 more days of that insufferable Asshat....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 01, 2017 07:07 PM (g+ibI)

Giants intercept. and that's the fat lady singing.

Oh and that fuck Fredo can do tremendous damage in the last 19 days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2017 07:09 PM (SjImc)

33 >>>Happy New Year was not shouted by gunman.

This is the new normal Obama wishes to bring to our shores.

But a secret service detail may not be able to protect him from every sort of terrorist attack. Wouldn't it be ironic if he ended up as a victim of his own policies?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:09 PM (rH4JY)

34 You were still a citizen while president, you daft trout. That is the point. We do not have f*cking emperors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 06:58 PM (92kX2)
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+100.

Sorry I missed the food thread. Although a quick glance showed me it contained cauliflower, which ranks very highly on my Barf-o-meter, and kidney stones, which I've never had but don't want to have either, so maybe it wasn't a bad thing I missed it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:09 PM (sBOL1)

35 If by his first EO he sealed his own records, can Trump unseal them, and expose Barky's grades and papers and citizenship records if any still exist?

That's what put Barky into the IL state house, unsealing sealed court records. Seems only fair. And equal.

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (pxwEr)

36
If anyone needs me, I'll be cleaning out my fridge.

Posted by: Josh Marshall at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (DW+jj)

37 he was going to stand with his fellow citizens, but then he got high. this lazy assed underachiever will tire of flapping his gums i think. it would require him to actually do something. voting present your whole life standing for nothing proves what a lightweight he is. without valjars guidance he is nothing but puff pieces.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (KP5rU)

38 Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:08 PM (xVuS6)
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Emmie! How was your Christmas?

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (sBOL1)

39 If it started with AG Session filing charges against Hillary I would say it will be a very good year.
Posted by: Skip


No. She can remain in exile as she is.

Because the problem is with her cohort that allowed and encouraged her behavior. They need to be tried and made examples of.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (FQ0rq)

40 "Hint: they're pretty much everywhere. Hope this helps!"


Sock it to me!

https://youtu.be/JNS42Na2mpc

Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:11 PM (BO/km)

41 So, do we need to be worrying about December 3rd? Keep seeing rumblings about the Democrats wanting to take advantage of the gap in between the current senators' terms expiring and the new senators being sworn in to go, "Hold on, before you guys get officially installed, we have a temporary 34-30 majority. We're confirming Garland right now."

Posted by: Dan K. at January 01, 2017 07:11 PM (UROJb)

42 Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman

I'll sock it to ya, Daddy!

Posted by: Bertha Butt at January 01, 2017 07:11 PM (onq2p)

43 Bluebell, nice to see you!

Christmas was good. Husband made some money this fall so I got to buy presents for people for the first time in many years. That was fun!

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (xVuS6)

44 Sure, Barky as the common man. Bullchip, that elitist bastard can't bend his neck enough to look down because he'd poke himself in the eye with his middle finger.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (G5ZEi)

45 37 he was going to stand with his fellow citizens, but then he got high. this lazy assed underachiever will tire of flapping his gums i think. it would require him to actually do something. voting present your whole life standing for nothing proves what a lightweight he is. without valjars guidance he is nothing but puff pieces.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:10 PM (KP5rU)

All true. However, remember that he is a malignant narcissist. He has tasted the ultimate opiate for his personality disorder- a celebrity presidency of the United States. He is going to start jonesing. It will send him into a need to be seen so he gets universal acclaim again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (92kX2)

46 And by December 3rd I meant January 3rd. Usually I get the wrong year after New Years, not the wrong month.

Posted by: Dan K. at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (UROJb)

47 HACKCOUGHGAG


No no, nothing kinky. Thats just the sound of the Redskins choking the season away.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (pY+s4)

48 Christmas was good. Husband made some money this fall so I got to buy presents for people for the first time in many years. That was fun!
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:12 PM (xVuS6)
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Emmie, how nice. That's wonderful. How did everything go with your stepdaughter? You've been on my mind.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:13 PM (sBOL1)

49 trump should have that kenyan, commie, sucker of cock arrested for treason. as soon as he takes the oath.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:13 PM (KP5rU)

50 Reality tv show: Clintons and Obamas share a house Real World style.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:14 PM (dnWSK)

51 I'll put this in one last time while it's still appropriate

His Imperial Majesty the God Emperor Barack, yclept the Malevolent, first of his name; Uncle of Lies, Shredder of the Constitution and bearer of the Sacred Melanin is:

a disaster and a disgrace;

a dishonest delusional dimwitted douchbag;

a dangerous dictatorial dork;

a despicable demented dithering dipshit;

a drug-addled duckfucking dirtbag;

a deficient dishonorable dickhead;

a degraded disengaged dunderheaded doofus;

a disturbed depraved divisive dick

a disconnected, defective, diabolical dweeb

a degenerate daffy debased dimbulb

a daft demonic dingbat

in short: a Democrat

And soon he'll be gone, for values of gone.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:15 PM (FeQVL)

52
I guess you all saw that Putin hacked the famous Hollywood sign and and changed it to Hollyweed.

And that wasn't even original. Turns out that someone did the exact same thing back in the '70s, after they passed some loosening pot laws or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:15 PM (DW+jj)

53 ue. However, remember that he is a malignant narcissist. He has tasted the ultimate opiate for his personality disorder- a celebrity presidency of the United States. He is going to start jonesing. It will send him into a need to be seen so he gets universal acclaim again.


Yep. Community Activist with a media chomping at the bit to hear what he has to say about EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (dnWSK)

54 Bluebell, we haven't yet addressed stepdaughter issue. We may be seeing her in March.

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (xVuS6)

55 "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy!"

Right on!

Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (BO/km)

56 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2017 07:09 PM (SjImc)

All I can say is that after all of this "Russia hacked the elections" BS, if the GOP fails to enforce citizenship requirements for voting, and savagely prune back federal money flowing into the likes only NPR and similar organizations then they deserve every defeat they sustain.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (g+ibI)

57 Ah, okay, Emmie. I thought you all were seeing her before Christmas. So you have some time to work on things, that's good.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (sBOL1)

58 Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:15 PM (FeQVL)

+++

Those are good. Those are real good.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 07:16 PM (CFc5L)

59 50 Reality tv show: Clintons and Obamas share a house Real World style.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:14 PM (dnWSK)

If weapons were involved, it could be entertaining.

1) Odd are Bill would be trying to bang Mooch in the shower inside the first episode.

2) After three episodes, after the poison in his fuze and the poisonous snake in his bedroom did not get him, Hill would try the scissors in the kitchen on Obama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (92kX2)

60 "I guess you all saw that Putin hacked the famous Hollywood sign and and changed it to Hollyweed. "

I cannot keep up with this guy! I thought he spent the weekend in Vermont at some power station or something.

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (pxwEr)

61
Sock it to me?

Posted by: Richard E. Nixon at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (DW+jj)

62 Bluebell, she dis-invited us.

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (xVuS6)

63 Oh and that fuck Fredo can do tremendous damage in the last 19 days


And you just know he's going to try his damnedest to do any and everything he can.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (NZbhV)

64 Vlad is giving Sefton a run for his money in the alliteration department.

Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2017 07:18 PM (sZQdE)

65 In the spirit of "second verse same as the first", 2017 is turning out already as trying as 2016. I just found out my dad was diagnosed with Multiple Myleoma. They caught it fairly early, but he is going through chemo and other treatments. He says his expiration date is somewhere between 2 and 10 years.

My folks held back on it for a couple of months to keep everyone from worrying during the holidays, so I guess it's a 2016 thing even though I found out today.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at January 01, 2017 07:18 PM (R5EqA)

66 Note to all:

About a month and a half ago, I was caught up in a Pixie ISP ban.

I'm on Firefox, so I got something free, called Hoxx. It's a VPN Proxy add on, which I like very much.

Well, as of now.. my ISP is unbanned for reasons I don't understand.

It this happens to anyone else, Hoxx is a great solution if you're on Firefox



Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:18 PM (J5mC3)

67 Wonder if Barry will try to be UN secretary general.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:18 PM (rH4JY)

68 45; might be tough for him to get a national stage for awhile trump will have the medias panties in a bunch for at least six months. they will be shitting themselves over all the unprecedented damage trump is doing to the country. his supreme court nominees will send them over cliff. schumer will be a busy guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:19 PM (KP5rU)

69 Leading from behind. WINNING!

Posted by: The Other Guy at January 01, 2017 07:19 PM (UIuiT)

70 59:1) Odd are Bill would be trying to bang Mooch in the shower inside the first episode.


Odds are better it would be Hillary. Obama would make a pass at Bill.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2017 07:20 PM (pY+s4)

71 Well, as of now.. my ISP is unbanned for reasons I don't understand.

Trickle-down magnanimity for New Year's?

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 07:20 PM (pxwEr)

72 "Reality tv show: Clintons and Obamas share a house Real World style."

With no cooks, maids or assistants of any kind. They would all starve.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (W6Ch1)

73
Yeah, they found some malware on a laptop at some Vermont power company. It had nothing to do with the control systems. That turned into "Russia hacked the US power grid!!!!11!!".

I'm getting more and more dubious of all this. Everything I've read by anyone who knows the remotest fuck about this says the "report" they've put out is a bunch of hyped bullshit and doesn't even include useful information to defend against the actual malware that was involved.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (DW+jj)

74 68 45; might be tough for him to get a national stage for awhile trump will have the medias panties in a bunch for at least six months. they will be shitting themselves over all the unprecedented damage trump is doing to the country. his supreme court nominees will send them over cliff. schumer will be a busy guy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:19 PM (KP5rU)

If they were smart the media/dems would be trying to cultivate new talent in the run up to 2020. I think though, they are going to not be able to help themselves and focus on Obama. It is a mistake since he is a failure at everything he touches except getting himself elected.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (92kX2)

75 For the record, I haven't claimed that Vlad hacked me. But that possibility is under investigation.

Posted by: Josh Marshall at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (fYFz4)

76 Her name was Bertha
Bertha Butt
One of the Butt sisters

Posted by: teej at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (gJ3Vg)

77 Barky's going to devote himself to all those inner city yoots and make budding legislators out of all of them.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (G5ZEi)

78 Where do we nominate Forgotten '80s Singles?

Bet none of you have heard this in 35 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L7iUI7Zjuk

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 01, 2017 07:22 PM (pW+8U)

79 Bluebell, she dis-invited us.

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:17 PM (xVuS6)
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Oh Emmie. Sigh. I'm sorry. Okay, back to the prayers then. And I'll pray for her too, that she will soften her heart. Maybe it's good that you have some time between now and March to let the Holy Spirit get in there and do some work.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:22 PM (sBOL1)

80
So Barry is bragging about all of his "accomplishments". Which are: Shitty economy and job market, weakened the military, gave aid to our enemies, fvcked over our allies, BLM and shitting on cops, ran up trillions in debt and gay marriage. Great job Barry. Let the door hit you on the way out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2017 07:22 PM (auHtY)

81 Sorry I missed the food thread. Although a quick
glance showed me it contained cauliflower, which ranks very highly on my
Barf-o-meter, and kidney stones, which I've never had but don't want to
have either, so maybe it wasn't a bad thing I missed it.





Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:09 PM (sBOL1)

Low content of cauliflower, and only a handful or so of kidney stones. You can pick them out.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:22 PM (tHwdc)

82 "How George Soros Destroyed the Democratic Party"
http://tinyurl.com/glyp88o

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:23 PM (J5mC3)

83 @66

Thanks, I know someone with that problem, he he

Posted by: The Other Guy at January 01, 2017 07:23 PM (UIuiT)

84 S&CB was thinkingthat same thing since this Israeli resolution came up

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2017 07:23 PM (5sOEp)

85 Served... yeah, right.

Posted by: LASue at January 01, 2017 07:23 PM (CLKfs)

86 73
Yeah, they found some malware on a laptop at some Vermont power company. It had nothing to do with the control systems. That turned into "Russia hacked the US power grid!!!!11!!".

I'm getting more and more dubious of all this. Everything I've read by anyone who knows the remotest fuck about this says the "report" they've put out is a bunch of hyped bullshit and doesn't even include useful information to defend against the actual malware that was involved.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (DW+jj)

It is all a shit show. They are acting like addicts. This past year they have gone more and more in the tank for the dems, and it has benefited them less and less. Instead of stopping and reassessing, they are going even more fully into the pravda tank.

Note, I am not saying they are not still powerful. Anything can happen, as 2016 should have taught us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:24 PM (92kX2)

87 BF Barry doesn't stand w/ me - he bends over.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 01, 2017 07:24 PM (bc2Lc)

88
I wonder what kind of porn Putin would watch? There was a video of him when those crazy Femen protestors got in and ripped their tops off in front of him.

He looked at the with a wry smile. He enjoyed the show and I could hear him telling his henchmen, "Bring them to me."

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:24 PM (DW+jj)

89 Emmie, I would hope that would be worked through with time. We have a coupleof kids that voted the Obama thing even after the first 4 years! jobs lost, status lost , still they must believe!
anyway we don't mention politics anylonger ever.
Next time you say my vote is sancrosanct and counts , Isn't your the same?

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (R7cwD)

90 Has anyone linked to this here yet? From about a week ago, great story about "objective" lib "fact checkers" at Snopes. Very AoSHQ-appropriate content to boot LOL

http://tinyurl.com/hspvygh

Posted by: FOAF at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (p0JMG)

91 Bluebell, thanks very much. She and I both definitely need prayers. So do our husbands.

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (xVuS6)

92 Gotta find a woman

Posted by: A troglodyte at January 01, 2017 07:06 PM (BO/km)



Todd Rundgren says he'll help

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (auHtY)

93 You were still a citizen while president, you daft trout. That is the point. We do not have f*cking emperors.

The hell you say!

Posted by: Vladimir Harkonnen... at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (AoK0a)

94 The only upside is O'bumfuck is going to burn through a lot of soros money.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 07:26 PM (G5ZEi)

95 Bet none of you have heard this in 35 years.

Until tonight I had never heard that, and now I'm sorry that streak was broken.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2017 07:26 PM (IcT7t)

96 bluebell I found out that men could actually fetch their kidney stones with tweezers!

well when they are close enough.
I'm sure screaming in agony but wow . that must be like a forcep delivery!

shudder.

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (R7cwD)

97 Yeah, they found some malware on a laptop at some Vermont power company. It had nothing to do with the control systems. That turned into "Russia hacked the US power grid!!!!11!!".


I'm getting more and more dubious of all this. Everything I've read by anyone who knows the remotest fuck about this says the "report" they've put out is a bunch of hyped bullshit and doesn't even include useful information to defend against the actual malware that was involved.
--

They report "Russia Hacked the Power Grid! ELEVENTY!!!"

They scream it from the rooftops.

Then, a hours/days later, the story is proven false.

THAT is never reported.

Which is fine, when you don't rely on the MSM. But there are those that do, and they will never know the truth.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (J5mC3)

98 Low content of cauliflower, and only a handful or so of kidney stones. You can pick them out.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:22 PM (tHwdc)
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It was the picture of the cauliflower that almost did it to me. Dates back to the early weeks of my first pregnancy. I can't look at, be around, or smell cauliflower or I turn green. I can't even look at pictures or recipes with it without turning queasy.

It is Satan's warts, after all.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (sBOL1)

99 if we can't have emperors can we have conquistadors? i like conquistadors. they had cool headwear and shit. yuge and classy. bigly even.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:28 PM (KP5rU)

100 I would like to express my appreciation for the Horde and say that our 'Ettes are the best ladies I could ever hope to meet.

Bluebell, you are a welcome ray of sunshine every time you grace a thread.

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:28 PM (xVuS6)

101 Bluebell, thanks very much. She and I both definitely need prayers. So do our husbands.
Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:25 PM (xVuS6)
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Prayers for all four of you - you got 'em.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:28 PM (sBOL1)

102 Fuck you 0bama!

Just die of AIDS already!

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (GsAUU)

103
It is Satan's warts, after all.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (sBOL1)

ugh, that's how I was with the smell of (whispers bacon). shh

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (R7cwD)

104 /Lemon Squeeze sock

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (GsAUU)

105 88; whatever he wants.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (KP5rU)

106 102 Fuck you 0bama!

Just die of AIDS already!
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (GsAUU)

Still drinking Don?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (92kX2)

107 67 Wonder if Barry will try to be UN secretary general

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Secretary General cannot be a citizen of one of the 5 veto powers. I believe that's written into the UN charter, although if the JEF reverts to his original Kenyan citizenship ( oh look, here's the real birth certificate, it fell down behind the sofa!) he'd be eligible.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (FeQVL)

108 Emmie, you are very sweet. I'm already green from thinking about cauliflower and now I'm turning red. Not as festive a look as you might think.


Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:30 PM (sBOL1)

109 If you're in North America, go out and peek at the SW sky. I guess that's Venus next to the moon.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)

110 And that criminal and traitor John "songbird" McCain is going to prison as well. I'm not going to shut up and stand down any longer about the illegitimate fraud who was installed as POTUS the last 8 terse to carry the agenda of both parties. They never counted on getting caught.... But they did and it is sealed with Trump being elected and Russia not taking the bait being sewn into war.

So outside of Barky launching nukes at somebody or one being set off, which would only benefit the seditious criminals an traitors, then justice will be served one way or another.

Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (X/5o4)

111 bluebell I found out that men could actually fetch their kidney stones with tweezers!

well when they are close enough.
I'm sure screaming in agony but wow . that must be like a forcep delivery!

shudder.
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (R7cwD)
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Oh.

Oh oh.

Oh oh oh no no no no dear lord no.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (sBOL1)

112 Secretary General cannot be a citizen of one of the 5 veto powers. I believe that's written into the UN charter, although if the JEF reverts to his original Kenyan citizenship ( oh look, here's the real birth certificate, it fell down behind the sofa!) he'd be eligible.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (FeQVL)

Seems to me someone mentioned that that was not the case, just a matter of custom. I could be wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (92kX2)

113 Willow, thanks for the kind words. I have suspected that the election results may have something to do with the stepdaughter issue, although there certainly is work that needs to be done in the relationship.

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (xVuS6)

114 107; how did you know that's where i keep mine?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (KP5rU)

115 Chiefs clinch first round bye.

I feel better.

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:31 PM (GsAUU)

116 Maybe just the clintons reality tv. The premise is: the foundation money has dried up and they have to take real jobs to make ends meet. Each episode is them trying out a different job. Kind of like Dirty Jobs with assholes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:32 PM (dnWSK)

117 hands pepe a joint.
not really although I am contemplating buying one now that it is a legal deal.

I can be a pot smoking gramma!

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:32 PM (R7cwD)

118 "I guess you all saw that Putin hacked the famous Hollywood sign and and changed it to Hollyweed. "



I cannot keep up with this guy! I thought he spent the weekend in Vermont at some power station or something.




He is Legion.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2017 07:32 PM (LTHVh)

119 107: It's not actually in the Charter, it is just a "convention". But it might as well be in the charter, because the Big 5 have effective veto power on who gets it anyway. Even if the West agreed, the Rooskies or Chicoms wouldn't allow it. And if a Rooskie or Chicom wanted to get it, we'd veto it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:33 PM (DW+jj)

120 Which is fine, when you don't rely on the MSM. But there are those that do, and they will never know the truth.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:27 PM (J5mC3)

+++

These people are all set to hold on to the myth. Ask around, did Mama Cass choke on a ham sandwich or did she die of heart failure with no food in her windpipe?

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 07:33 PM (CFc5L)

121 His Imperial Majesty the God Emperor Barack, yclept the Malevolent, first last of his name; Uncle of Lies, Shredder of the Constitution and bearer of the Sacred Melanin is:

FIFY.

Posted by: Fox 2! at January 01, 2017 07:33 PM (brIR5)

122 ugh, that's how I was with the smell of (whispers bacon). shh
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (R7cwD)
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Oh no, willow, that must have been horrible. I couldn't stand the smell of coffee with my first pregnancy either but that ended as soon as the baby was born. The cauliflower thing never went away. Ugh. I have to stop typing the word because it's so triggering, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:33 PM (sBOL1)

123 Redskins suck

Posted by: The Other Guy at January 01, 2017 07:34 PM (/9w75)

124 Wanted to get the ONT up before the start of the game, Mis Hum?

Go, Pack, Go!

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 01, 2017 07:34 PM (P8951)

125 JEF will be named some kind of special UN envoy in charge of stopping social justice violations in the US with some kind of UN authority to back him up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:35 PM (dnWSK)

126 Buck O'Fama. So he's going to hang around afterwards. Go for it. He won't have the power of the presidency and can scream his little head off all he wants.
He can even hold his breath until he turns blue.
Or go on a hunger strike. It will be fun to watch. Like trying to fight against someone with longer arms than you.

Invest in popcorn.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:35 PM (Z56vq)

127 Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:33 PM (sBOL1)
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I've heard that rubbing cat fur on your face and arms cures a cauliflower sensitivity.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 07:35 PM (Sfs6o)

128 Well that should have been proofread before I hit post. I need moar beer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:35 PM (dnWSK)

129 Office of the President Emeritus. Bank on it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2017 07:36 PM (LTHVh)

130 127 Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:33 PM (sBOL1)
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I've heard that rubbing cat fur on your face and arms cures a cauliflower sensitivity.


Does it still have to be attached to the cat? It could get kind of awkward.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (dnWSK)

131 Question for the Ettes: was Melania Trump sporting a baby bump last night? Look at the Breitbart picture. She looks to be with child.

Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (X/5o4)

132 Barky can be named to the IPCC since that was his greatest threat all during his reign.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (G5ZEi)

133 19 Days!

Posted by: The Other Guy at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (bP/pV)

134 Someone posted on the ONT that a car struck a crowd of revelers in Finland last night. Any word about that?

Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (7qAYi)

135 Pepe, watch and see if she waddles. That's a better sign of pregnancy.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (Z56vq)

136 An aside: it is New Years Day.

The cat had an accident in the basement, so I'm doing laundry.

And researching small business software.

Later, I'll clean the new plastic chair mat for the second or third time to try to get the horrible smell out of it.

/no need to wonder why I'm not married!

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (J5mC3)

137 "How George Soros Destroyed the Democratic Party"
http://tinyurl.com/glyp88o

Posted by: shibumi


The left still controls the entertainment industry and the news media, which gives them the illusion of importance.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:38 PM (rH4JY)

138 Does it still have to be attached to the cat? It could get kind of awkward.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (dnWSK)
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Yes! It's integral to the cure!

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)

139 Office of the President Emeritus. Bank on it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2017 07:36 PM (LTHVh)


I can see the ego maniac think he'll run a shadow government. Giving press conferences to take shots at Trump. He will not go away after Jan 20

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2017 07:39 PM (auHtY)

140 131 Question for the Ettes: was Melania Trump sporting a baby bump last night? Look at the Breitbart picture. She looks to be with child.


You should ask her. Women love that. "Ohhh congrats on the new baby! When are you due!" Uhhh, I'm not pregnant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:39 PM (dnWSK)

141 112 Secretary General cannot be a citizen of one of the 5 veto powers. I believe that's written into the UN charter, although if the JEF reverts to his original Kenyan citizenship ( oh look, here's the real birth certificate, it fell down behind the sofa!) he'd be eligible.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:29 PM (FeQVL)

Seems to me someone mentioned that that was not the case, just a matter of custom. I could be wrong

======
I just scanned the section on the Secretariat and did not find anything concerning the qualifications of the Secretary-General, so it seems they I was wr....... I was wro.......I was not excessively right.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:39 PM (FeQVL)

142 Is the UN Sec Gen elected from the UN Ambassadors?

Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2017 07:40 PM (XoldI)

143 trump should just pull an obama if he starts shooting his mouth off. "fuck you, i won." i will see that pile of shit as much when he's gone as i have while he was messiah. which was never. everything that guy did and said in his life is bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:41 PM (KP5rU)

144 Barky always wanted to be a Dictator but he wound up just being a dic.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 07:41 PM (G5ZEi)

145 The left still controls the entertainment industry and the news media, which gives them the illusion of importance.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:38 PM (rH4JY)

The also still control academia, which does give them power, as they then have influence over our children.


Which is kind of stupid of us, when you think about it. Kudos to the home schoolers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:41 PM (92kX2)

146 135 Pepe, watch and see if she waddles. That's a better sign of pregnancy.
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (Z56vq)

Not necessarily.

Posted by: Hillary at January 01, 2017 07:42 PM (P8951)

147 I've heard that rubbing cat fur on your face and arms cures a cauliflower sensitivity.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 07:35 PM (Sfs6o)
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Ha jolly ha. Well, it would make me sick enough that I'd probably forget about cauliflower for a while, that's for sure.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:42 PM (sBOL1)

148 Happy New Year 2017 to Ace, all of the co-bloggers/Morons/ettes/Lurkers!!!

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 07:42 PM (CFc5L)

149 121 His Imperial Majesty the God Emperor Barack, yclept the Malevolent, first last of his name; Uncle of Lies, Shredder of the Constitution and bearer of the Sacred Melanin is:

FIFY

========
Weeeelll, considering that he was re-elected in defiance of all that was sane and decent I'm not counting any chickens.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 01, 2017 07:42 PM (FeQVL)

150 139 Office of the President Emeritus. Bank on it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2017 07:36 PM (LTHVh)


I can see the ego maniac think he'll run a shadow government. Giving press conferences to take shots at Trump. He will not go away after Jan 20
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2017 07:39 PM (auHtY)

I can completely see this, with a presidential seal- then switching to a "President Emeritus" seal when people complain. The telling thing is when he keeps jumping up and down and saying "there is only one president at a time."

People tell you what they are thinking about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:43 PM (92kX2)

151 Emmie, you are very sweet. I'm already green from
thinking about cauliflower and now I'm turning red. Not as festive a
look as you might think.







Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 07:30 PM (sBOL1)

Funny, I would have thought it was the kidney stones that would bother you...
Sorry for your affliction!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:43 PM (tHwdc)

152 trump should just pull an obama if he starts shooting his mouth off. "fuck you, i won."
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Trump should inform that any media outlet that covers obama after Jan 20 is uninvited from the White House press pool

Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2017 07:44 PM (3Liv/)

153 135 Pepe, watch and see if she waddles. That's a better sign of pregnancy.
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (Z56vq

I have not seen the video but I'd say from that picture that she looks pregnant.... She has that glow going on as well.

Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:44 PM (X/5o4)

154 Someone posted on the ONT that a car struck a crowd of revelers in Finland last night. Any word about that?

We may never know...

Posted by: John Kasich at January 01, 2017 07:44 PM (Tyii7)

155 Trump should inform that any media outlet that covers obama after Jan 20 is uninvited from the White House press pool
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THIS.


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (J5mC3)

156 Donald is quite a man. He may very well have knocked her up.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (Z56vq)

157
Weeeelll, considering that he was re-elected in defiance of all that was sane and decent I'm not counting any chickens.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad


And if not for the flyover knowledge of the electrical college Hillary would be the next resident of 1600.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (IqV8l)

158 I know that I'm a weirdo with the Columbo thing, but the first one from 1989 (after an 11 year hiatus) is coming on MeTV in 10 minutes.

Columbo Goes To The Guillotine
If anyone cares.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (teIXR)

159 Pepe, what picture is that? I looked at found some. She was in a LBD with a little hat. Didn't look preggers to me.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:46 PM (DW+jj)

160 Attention whore addict and narcissist, ex CIC Fredo, will do he has to do to get attention. Good for us. If the Media helps, better for us.

Posted by: gNewt at January 01, 2017 07:46 PM (0uRNV)

161 >>We may never know...


Posted by: John Kasich

We may never know what? That your daddy was a mailman?

Posted by: Aviator at January 01, 2017 07:46 PM (/Nite)

162 Melania is also 46, according to her wiki page. It would be a little late in the game, I would think.

Still, it would be interesting to have a newborn in the white house.

I am surprised no one has done a movie like that:

"You have sworn to take a bullet for me. I need you to take this dirty diaper to the dumpster out back."

Trump sitting in a meeting of the joint Chiefs of Staff with the baby being burped over his shoulder.

Trump changing a diaper on Chuck Schumer's desk.

"I'll pay you a million dollars to babysit."


Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:47 PM (92kX2)

163 I know where you can find a woman, Trog, and she's a beauty!

Posted by: the Tubes at January 01, 2017 07:47 PM (11H2y)

164 I can see the ego maniac think he'll run a shadow government. Giving press conferences to take shots at Trump. He will not go away after Jan 20

Yes, I can see him becoming the head of some Soros funded foundation or think tank.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:47 PM (rH4JY)

165 152: yup. make them preening poofters pay. i would throw them all out just because. as my dad used to say, they wouldn't know the truth if it bit em in the ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:48 PM (KP5rU)

166 156 Donald is quite a man. He may very well have knocked her up.
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (Z56vq

--If Melania is prego, it will be a good test for the libtard mantra of "Families are off-limits!!11!!!1!!" but I know they'll cave to the double-standard.

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:48 PM (GsAUU)

167 Our MeTv channel has disappeared! I'm ...

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 07:49 PM (BO/km)

168 Trump should inform that any media outlet that covers obama after Jan 20 is uninvited from the White House press pool

DO IT. This a million times. Since we can only have one president.

Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2017 07:49 PM (11H2y)

169 --If Melania is prego, it will be a good test for the libtard mantra of "Families are off-limits!!11!!!1!!" but I know they'll cave to the double-standard.
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:48 PM (GsAUU)

They already have: Defending Rosie O'fattel talking about Barron, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:49 PM (92kX2)

170 Hey everybody. Happy new year!

My first official 2017 news: I turned on my computer this morning, and my monitor had gone cross-eyed on me. Thankfully I was able to attach another machine and the monitor worked fine, so it's probably just that a PC video card is fried. Got a decent cheapo at Amazon for $30.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (u8kLQ)

171 Shadow government vs Vorlon government.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (IqV8l)

172 138 Does it still have to be attached to the cat? It could get kind of awkward.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:37 PM (dnWSK)
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Yes! It's integral to the cure!
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)

................

You may want to buy a pair of these for your cat first....Might save you a few claw marks

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ja659k2

Posted by: Molly k. at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (9H4KE)

173 Melania is 46 yo. It's possible she could be pg, but it would be high-risk I think.
Exciting though if she is.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (Om16U)

174 159 Pepe, what picture is that? I looked at found some. She was in a LBD with a little hat. Didn't look preggers to me.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:46 PM (DW

It is on Breitbarts home page. She is in a tight black dress.

Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:51 PM (X/5o4)

175 171 Shadow government vs Vorlon government.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (IqV8l)

Which, when they were just hinted at and not seen head on, was when the series was best.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2017 07:51 PM (92kX2)

176 I'm getting more and more dubious of all this. Everything I've read by anyone who knows the remotest fuck about this says the "report" they've put out is a bunch of hyped bullshit and doesn't even include useful information to defend against the actual malware that was involved.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:21 PM (DW+jj)

I think one of the best ways to put an end to this "Russia hacked XXXX" is for us to use it ironically at every possible instance. Kind of like "the dog ate my homework". Late for work? "Russia hacked my car." Get a speeding ticket? "Russia hacked my speedometer."
Erectile disfunction? "Russia hacked my penis."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2017 07:51 PM (MiBfH)

177 My first official 2017 news: I turned on my computer this morning, and my monitor had gone cross-eyed on me.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Did you ne your computer HALliry?

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 07:51 PM (teIXR)

178 Thank for the Columbo tip. I knew they were going to start running the later one, but I had forgotten all about it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 01, 2017 07:52 PM (DW+jj)

179 almost time to watch ole pinkeye. the pack is on tonite. we'll see what team shows up. later.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 01, 2017 07:52 PM (KP5rU)

180 156 Donald is quite a man. He may very well have knocked her up.
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (Z56vq)

I wonder if his sperm have little golden scalpweasels?

Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 07:52 PM (7qAYi)

181 Our MeTv channel has disappeared! I'm ...

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 07:49 PM (BO/km)




The Russians hacked Me TV.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2017 07:52 PM (auHtY)

182 Bluebell, I bet it would be festive if you jingled!

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (xVuS6)

183 Shadow government vs Vorlon government.

Great, now I'm gonna have to cancel my planned vacation trip to Z'ha'dum.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (IcT7t)

184 I know that I'm a weirdo with the Columbo thing, but
the first one from 1989 (after an 11 year hiatus) is coming on MeTV in
10 minutes.



Columbo Goes To The Guillotine

If anyone cares.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (teIXR)


I'll be right there, let me pour a drink first.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (tHwdc)

185 Remember when Obama announced he was moving into the White House early? Now it look like he won't leave until Trump brings in that guy with the broom from the Apollo to sweep him off the White House porch.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (0OG8D)

186 You should ask her. Women love that. "Ohhh congrats on the new baby! When are you due!" Uhhh, I'm not pregnant.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 07:39 PM (dnWSK)

Yup....I did that once at a bar I was relaxing in. Some dumpy fat chick walked in and I thought she was about 6 months pregnant. When I asked her when was she due, she looked puzzled and said she didn't have to be at work till next week?

I backed away slowly and quietly so as not to arouse her wrath or appetite.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (5VlCp)

187 Chi, LOL. "You, Dave, are deplorable and this conversation can serve no purpose any more..."

I prefer to think that 2016 decided its absolute last victim would be the EVGA card in my HP PC (which despite some problems has lasted me since 2010).

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (u8kLQ)

188 173 Melania is 46 yo. It's possible she could be pg, but it would be high-risk I think.
Exciting though if she is.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 01, 2017 07:50 PM (Om16U

I pray that she is. Our country needs to see a strong nuclear family in the White House. We need the birth rate to increase. So many positives can come from this, like knowing she is a woman for starters

Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 07:54 PM (X/5o4)

189 Yes, I can see him becoming the head of some Soros funded foundation or think tank.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2017 07:47 PM (rH4JY)

You mean a figurehead. Remember, this is the SCOAMF we're talking about.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 07:55 PM (tHwdc)

190 183 Shadow government vs Vorlon government.

Great, now I'm gonna have to cancel my planned vacation trip to Z'ha'dum.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2017 07:53 PM (IcT7t)

Do not go to Zha'hadum. Do you understand? Do not go to Zha'hadum!

Posted by: De'lenn at January 01, 2017 07:55 PM (92kX2)

191 Will probably get a new PC in 2017... but this time, I don't think I want to spend more than $600. Especially if I have to live with Win10.

My Dell (2002- RIP 2010) and HP (2010 -) were both in the $1k to $1.5k range.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 07:55 PM (u8kLQ)

192 Do not go to Zha'hadum. Do you understand? Do not go to Zha'hadum!

It's OK, I hadn't even put a deposit down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2017 07:56 PM (IcT7t)

193 Don't go to Chelsea either!

Posted by: Elvis Costello at January 01, 2017 07:56 PM (u8kLQ)

194 "And you've told no one else about this blackmail information, or about your relationship with me? Absolutely no one else, you say?"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2017 07:56 PM (LTHVh)

195 'The Russians hacked Me TV'

I wuz gonna say that.

Seriously though our MeTv channel 58-2 is gone. 58-1 works though, and 58-3 in now channel 70-1. If it is the ruskies I say nuke em.

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 07:57 PM (BO/km)

196 Great, now I'm gonna have to cancel my planned vacation trip to Z'ha'dum.
---
If you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will die

Posted by: Kosh, Travel Agent at January 01, 2017 07:57 PM (3Liv/)

197 Erectile disfunction? "Russia hacked my penis."


I wonder how Moscow is this time of year.

Posted by: Cait Jenner at January 01, 2017 07:57 PM (rH4JY)

198 Are you ready for some commercials and virtue signalling with a smattering of football mixed in?

Posted by: Bob Costass at January 01, 2017 07:58 PM (Tyii7)

199 "Still, it would be interesting to have a newborn in the white house.



I am surprised no one has done a movie like that:"

Jason Statham in "Secret Service Nanny The Ruskies stole the Presidents Baby".


Posted by: Willy J. at January 01, 2017 07:58 PM (W6Ch1)

200 If the Lions beat the Fudge Packers, this day will be awesomely complete.

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:58 PM (GsAUU)

201 Oh, another gift for the new year:

Swollen lymph nodes in my right jaw/neck. Thank God for Advil...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 07:59 PM (u8kLQ)

202 Obama will be the go to guy for the media until a new shiny comes up.

That will be the extant of that lazy punk's post-Presidential 'work'.

Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2017 07:59 PM (XoldI)

203 196 Great, now I'm gonna have to cancel my planned vacation trip to Z'ha'dum.
---
If you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will die
Posted by: Kosh, Travel Agent at January 01, 2017 07:57 PM (3Liv/)

Sheridan: You already told me that if I got to Z'ha'dum, I'll die.

Kosh: Yes, now.

Posted by: Things that could I could have been told YESTERDAY at January 01, 2017 07:59 PM (92kX2)

204 It's back! Thank you Mr Putin!

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 07:59 PM (BO/km)

205 Whoa. Comment disappeared.

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 08:01 PM (xVuS6)

206 I was just looking at the Daily Mail article about Trump's party last night. I had no idea Fabio was still a thing.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:01 PM (sBOL1)

207 I'll shot your eye out, kids!


Ho! Ho! Ho!

Posted by: Islamo Claus at January 01, 2017 08:01 PM (GsAUU)

208 Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 07:58 PM (GsAUU)


You're starting the year on thin ce.

But, I expect your wish will come true

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:02 PM (voOPb)

209 I know that I'm a weirdo with the Columbo thing, but the first one from 1989 (after an 11 year hiatus) is coming on MeTV in 10 minutes.

Columbo Goes To The Guillotine
If anyone cares.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (teIXR)



I installed a Channel Master yesterday, yea!
It doesn't pick up MeTV, booo.
Ordering an signal booster, yea.

Tomorrow, I call CableCo and tell them to take a hike.

Posted by: gNewt at January 01, 2017 08:02 PM (0uRNV)

210 206 I was just looking at the Daily Mail article about Trump's party last night. I had no idea Fabio was still a thing.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:01 PM (sBOL1)

I can't believe my hair is starting to fall out.

Posted by: Fabio at January 01, 2017 08:02 PM (92kX2)

211 Well, hello MisHum. Happy New Year to you and Mrs. Mis.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:02 PM (sBOL1)

212 206
I was just looking at the Daily Mail article about Trump's party last night. I had no idea Fabio was still a thing.





Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:01 PM (sBOL1)

He wears number 52 for the Packers.

Posted by: the fan at January 01, 2017 08:03 PM (XoldI)

213 Fabio's last name is very similar to my last name...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:03 PM (u8kLQ)

214 Anybody else seen "The Sweeney"? Almost gives you hope for the Brits.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 08:04 PM (G5ZEi)

215 Posted by: Bob Costass at January 01, 2017 07:58 PM (Tyii7)


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I call Bob Costas the queef in a hurricane. Just as important as a fart blown into a storm.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 01, 2017 08:04 PM (prEBe)

216 Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:02 PM (sBOL1)

Hello bluebell. Here's hoping you and your family a happy new year

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:05 PM (voOPb)

217 Sports is no longer about sports.

Posted by: Bob Costass at January 01, 2017 08:05 PM (Tyii7)

218 Well, time for me to get ready for company.

Best wishes for a fantastic New Year, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 08:05 PM (xVuS6)

219 >>> 214 Anybody else seen "The Sweeney"? Almost gives you hope for the Brits.

Read the previews. It reminded me of The Shield.

Good show?

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2017 08:06 PM (jw2Xw)

220 Happy New Year, Emmie!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 01, 2017 08:06 PM (0OG8D)

221 Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (teIXR)


Our love of Columbo is mutual. That is good news to have

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:06 PM (voOPb)

222 213 Fabio's last name is very similar to my last name...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:03 PM (u8kLQ)

+++

Q.D.P. Steve Fabulous?

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 08:06 PM (CFc5L)

223 washrivergal, uh, no. ;-)

Fabio is his actual first name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:07 PM (u8kLQ)

224 Bye, Emmie - Happy New Year to you, too!

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:07 PM (sBOL1)

225 PW, happy New Year from me and Mr. Bassman!

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2017 08:07 PM (xVuS6)

226 If you're in North America, go out and peek at the SW sky. I guess that's Venus next to the moon.

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THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:08 PM (Nwg0u)

227 Anybody else seen "The Sweeney"? Almost gives you hope for the Brits.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 08:04 PM (G5ZEi)

Long ago, 1960's or early 1970's, there was a TV series about the Scotland Yard Flying Squad, called "The Sweeney". It was pretty good, as I recall.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2017 08:08 PM (MiBfH)

228 Hello bluebell. Here's hoping you and your family a happy new year
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:05 PM (voOPb)
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Thank you, MisHum - same to you and yours. Off to a good start since Hillary will never be president.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:08 PM (sBOL1)

229 If you're in North America, go out and peek at the SW sky. I guess that's Venus next to the moon.

Are they smooching?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:09 PM (u8kLQ)

230 fluffy- good entertainment about non PC cops doing their job in a PC world.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 08:09 PM (G5ZEi)

231 Rob Schneider makes paella, twitter outrage ensues.

http://tinyurl.com/j3a2hxk

Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 08:09 PM (7qAYi)

232 Ah, my new power booster seat has finally arrived.

Posted by: Bob Costass at January 01, 2017 08:10 PM (Tyii7)

233 For anyone who's never seen it, look for the original black-and-white flick from 1967, "Georgy Girl." Starring Lynn Redgrave, who as it turns out was gorgeous back then (and had a nice pair of legs).

Heavy British accents, but I think most of the dialogue can be made out. Great, pro-life pro-abortion story.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:10 PM (u8kLQ)

234 Pass the grog.

Posted by: Hitlery! at January 01, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU)

235 Anybody else seen "The Sweeney"? Almost gives you hope for the Brits.


Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 08:04 PM



The tv show? Saw it back in the 70's.

Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 08:10 PM (lmIoG)

236 AoP- This is a movie with Ray Winstone.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (G5ZEi)

237 If you're in North America, go out and peek at the SW sky. I guess that's Venus next to the moon.

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THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:08 PM (Nwg0u)
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If you're in North America, go out and peek at the SW sky. I guess that's Venus next to the moon.

Are they smooching?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:09 PM (u8kLQ)
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C'mon, people, really? You're not going to make me do it, are you? Because I really don't want to.


Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (sBOL1)

238 By the by, can't thank enough the Cobs who bring us the weekly Chess, Pet, Food, Gun, Gardening, etc. threads. All of them are great.

I hope Warden gives us more of the family/domestic ones. Damn good for new perspectives, advice and ventings. Lets everyone know their problems aren't unique.

Would love to start a weekly classical music thread. Any interest?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (J8/9G)

239 Grandkids were here so we were catching some Jimmy Neutron. They satirized a James Bond movie they named Die Again Tomorrow Forever.

I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (Nwg0u)

240 Our love of Columbo is mutual. That is good news to have
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Glad to hear it.
I was just telling Cooth last night how I'm sure most of the horde is tired of hearing me talk about Columbo and Tucker.

I don't really have a lot going for me these days. Any bright spot in my day usually gets mentioned...

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (teIXR)

241 What? Pro-life, pro-ADOPTION story.

I give up, ace! Sign me up for the premium membership!! It comes with a foolproof preview function, right???

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 08:12 PM (u8kLQ)

242 I don't really have a lot going for me these days. Any bright spot in my day usually gets mentioned...
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (teIXR)
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Hey, chin up! It's a new year, and Hillary isn't going to be president. Things are looking up!

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:13 PM (sBOL1)

243 Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:11 P

Tucker is awesome. I never get tired of him

And open thread

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:15 PM (voOPb)

244 226 If you're in North America, go out and peek at the SW sky. I guess that's Venus next to the moon.

-
THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:08 PM (Nwg0u)
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It could be URANUS!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:16 PM (Sfs6o)

245 100 I would like to express my appreciation for the Horde and say that our 'Ettes are the best ladies I could ever hope to meet.

Bluebell, you are a welcome ray of sunshine every time you grace a thread.
Posted by: Emmie
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Couldn't agree more.
What a wonderful bunch of ladies.
A few of you dudes ain't so bad, either.


(You're my GIRL, blue!)

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:17 PM (teIXR)

246
I was just telling Cooth last night how I'm sure most of the horde is tired of hearing me talk about Columbo and Tucker.
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Nah - WeaselDog sends her regards to Tucker! However, I am unsure of her opinion of Columbo.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:18 PM (Sfs6o)

247 Thank you, Weasel. Phew. I was getting worried. I was wondering if the Horde had been taken over by Pod People or something.

Maybe everyone's still reeling from talk of cauliflower and kidney stones. Idk.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:18 PM (sBOL1)

248 Our love of Columbo is mutual. That is good news to have

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:06 PM (voOPb)

What?!? Columbo is on in the evening now? Sweet.
I've been used to seeing it on MeTV at 3am...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:18 PM (8iiMU)

249 Cauliflower causes kidney stones?

I did not know that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:19 PM (voOPb)

250 Our love of Columbo is mutual. That is good news to have

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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Glad to hear it.

I was just telling Cooth last night how I'm sure most of the horde is tired of hearing me talk about Columbo and Tucker.



I don't really have a lot going for me these days. Any bright spot in my day usually gets mentioned...

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (teIXR)


Columbo rocks.
The fact that you admit to not having much going on for you these days gives me solace, in that I have little going on for me these days. I'm not miserable, but I like the company anyway.
Tucker is better company than this cat, that much is for sure. He'll keep you engaged.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 08:20 PM (tHwdc)

251
Our MeTv channel has disappeared! I'm ...

Shittin me?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:20 PM (FkvKh)

252 What?!? Columbo is on in the evening now? Sweet.
I've been used to seeing it on MeTV at 3am...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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Every Sunday at 8pm EST.
Been running there since as long as I hooked up the rabbit ears.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:21 PM (teIXR)

253 Leicester.

Iceland.

Cubs.

Army.

Why not the Lions?

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 08:21 PM (GsAUU)

254
The tv show? Saw it back in the 70's.

with Inspector Morse, right?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:21 PM (FkvKh)

255 Tucker is better company than this cat, that much is for sure. He'll keep you engaged.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 08:20 PM (tHwdc)

Cats also give you the same "Are you really this stupid?" look that Tucker gets.

Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (7qAYi)

256 Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:17 PM (teIXR)
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Aw, thanks Chi. Did you ever make that recipe I posted for you? I can't even remember what it was! Chicken enchiladas maybe?

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (sBOL1)

257 >>>>Why not the Lions?

Because

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (voOPb)

258 Chi, how can anyone get tired of Tucker?

He is one snappy pooch.

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (GsAUU)

259 I'm looking forward to hearing "That's not who we are" a few hundred more times from ex-President Obama during the next 4-8 years. It never gets old!

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (kma8f)

260 Legacy? Slaughter in Aleppo, funding state sponsors of terrorism, dick-swingin' trannies next to your daughters in the bathroom, record debt, record unemployment and the near-destruction of the health insurance industry. Fuck you, Fredo. Asshat.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)

261
Maybe everyone's still reeling from talk of cauliflower and kidney stones. Idk.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:18 PM (sBOL1)
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My connection got r e a l l y s l o w for a while then I had about 30 comments post all at once.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)

262 I like Colombo too. I always watched with my dad, who loved that show, so watching it always makes me think of dad.

But watching the Pack also makes me think of dad and that's what I'll be doing tonight.

Please do not suck.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 01, 2017 08:24 PM (P8951)

263 My connection got r e a l l y s l o w for a while then I had about 30 comments post all at once.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)
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WE KNOW

Posted by: The Russians at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (sBOL1)

264 @231

I made a paella this evening, of course it was made in a proper paella pan but if you don't have a pan the next best thing is a glass baking dish like Rob used.

You pretty much can't use anything else.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (+lv+r)

265
A few months ago I lost the Cozi TV and Retro TV channels, over the air. They just stopped broadcasting in my area, which suckethed.

But I just discovered I get H&I channel!

H&I is even better than MeTV. Star Treks up the yingyang!

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (FkvKh)

266 EEK! Beheaded!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (tHwdc)

267 I, I, I, I, uh...uh, It's my, I, let's, uh...reflect upon my legacy and rejoice!

Posted by: President Fancypants at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (sYdRj)

268 156 Donald is quite a man. He may very well have knocked her up.
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 07:45 PM (Z56vq)

Don't forget "We came, we saw, he died!!!"

Woo hoo!

Grrrrrl power!!

African hordes in Europe!!!


LOVE ME!!!!!

Posted by: Shrillary! at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)

269 Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 01, 2017 08:24 PM (P8951)

You're not demanding are you?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2017 08:26 PM (voOPb)

270 266 EEK! Beheaded!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 08:25 PM (tHwdc)

Then how in the hell are you still typing?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)

271 260 Legacy? Slaughter in Aleppo, funding state sponsors of terrorism, dick-swingin' trannies next to your daughters in the bathroom, record debt, record unemployment and the near-destruction of the health insurance industry. Fuck you, Fredo. Asshat.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)

Don't forget "We came, we saw, he died!!!"

Woo hoo!

Grrrrrl power!!

African hordes in Europe!!!


LOVE ME!!!!!

Posted by: Shrillary! at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

272 Thanks MisHum for bringing great content. Happy New Year!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (EZebt)

273 with Inspector Morse, right?


Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:21 PM


Yeah. With Dennis Waterman who was also in "Minder"- good show.

Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (lmIoG)

274 Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)
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I'm pretty sure that under the right conditions you can keep typing for 30 seconds or so after your head comes off.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)

275 the one thing I notice about cats, ( I have a Siamese and usually have always has same) is that I always think they are such independent and less hassle creatures than my dogs (mastiffs) bt I notice when they get older they need the same petting and treats as my dogs,
i'm srs, I spend half my time opening and closing doors for the feline, (that Siamese cat MEOW) so she can just come squat on my leg, computer, my spouse or my grankids chest.

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (R7cwD)

276 Obama is living proof of the adage "Evil never sleeps".

Posted by: West at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (TAHX2)

277 274 Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)
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I'm pretty sure that under the right conditions you can keep typing for 30 seconds or so after your head comes off.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)

+++

I wonder.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (CFc5L)

278 Siamese cats are when they're stuck together from birth, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (0mRoj)

279
With Dennis Waterman who was also in "Minder"- good show.

Whoa whoa whoa!
You're familiar with Minder, too?

I love these shows!

Very interesting factoid about the intro to Minder: the co-star wrote it.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (FkvKh)

280 260 Legacy? Slaughter in Aleppo, funding state sponsors of terrorism, dick-swingin' trannies next to your daughters in the bathroom, record debt, record unemployment and the near-destruction of the health insurance industry. Fuck you, Fredo. Asshat.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)


and half the country thinks he is the Meshiach!

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (R7cwD)

281
or sang it.

whatever, I dunno

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (FkvKh)

282 Cauliflower causes warts and can also turn some people into newts.....just saying......

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (JNDQi)

283 274 Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)
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I'm pretty sure that under the right conditions you can keep typing for 30 seconds or so after your head comes off.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)

Hmmm. I doubt they'll let us conduct any studies on this.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)

284 But watching the Pack also makes me think of dad and that's what I'll be doing tonight.



Please do not suck.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersandsand so there at January 01, 2017 08:24 PM (P8951)

I need to be pulling for the Ly-ons on this one, because Michigan.But, I was raised a Bears fan, so definitely not the Pack.
However, I don't give a shit about the NFL anymore.So, ultimately, I'm 99.44% indifferent.
And, getting guillotined did not make his day!!!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:30 PM (8iiMU)

285 If I'm reading this article correctly -- observer.com/2016/12/ donald-trump-can-stop-putin/ -- John R. Schindler believes that Trump has to cave to the Democrats, or we'll lose "Cold War 2.0" to Russia.




Somehow, that doesn't sound right....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 01, 2017 08:30 PM (EzgxV)

286 Siamese cats are when they're stuck together from birth, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (0mRoj)

so I am dealing with 2 schitzo cats in one annoying body?

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (R7cwD)

287
If they ever try to re-make Columbo, I will cut a bitch.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (teIXR)

288 Cauliflower causes warts and can also turn some people into newts.....just saying......
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM (JNDQi)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: The Russians at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (sBOL1)

289 Oops, lindafell, that was moi.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (sBOL1)

290 so I am dealing with 2 schitzo cats in one annoying body?
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (R7cwD)

Could be. Cats are strange creatures.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)

291 Whew bluebell, I thought the Russians hacked me too!!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (JNDQi)

292 Damn. Rodgers sacked.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (P8951)

293 Whoa whoa whoa!
You're familiar with Minder, too?

I love these shows!

Very interesting factoid about the intro to Minder: the co-star wrote it.


Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:29 PM


Yeah... caught a fair chunk of Sweeney when it aired and Minder was pretty much a must watch show every week, back then. Have you seen Little Britain's running gag about Waterman and the song writing thing?

Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (lmIoG)

294 Here's a pic of WeaselDog's nemesis, WeaselCat v2

http://tinypic.com/r/f3ci9z/9

Good kitty.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (Sfs6o)

295 cthulhu , I think the Dems are pissed they didn't get to 'part' out Syria and fluff their nest eggs.

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (R7cwD)

296 Obama has said periodically for many years that his dream job is "community organizer". Tweet above seems to confirm this.

Sigh.

Posted by: KT at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (qahv/)

297
Somewhat productive day today. I replaced the coil packs in my car. A simple but not easy job. My hands took a beaten.

One year ago I replaced my original coil packs and spark plugs with aftermarket coils. Big mistake. My CEL (check engine light) was always on because it was throwing a code and one of the coils actually failed.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (FkvKh)

298 Hmmm. I doubt they'll let us conduct any studies on this.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)
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Volunteers?

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:34 PM (Sfs6o)

299
Have you seen Little Britain's running gag about Waterman and the song writing thing?

This is vaguely familiar. Something about these guys writing the songs for a couple of shows they were on.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:34 PM (FkvKh)

300
Could be. Cats are strange creatures.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)


true, I wouldn't wan to die in a room with cats present and a few days without loading their food bowls to a certain level they pre-approved.

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:35 PM (R7cwD)

301 Our family always had a thing for choufleur au gratin. My French mother usually made it to accompany good old American steak or roast beef. Cheesy cauliflower is the best side dish for beef, next to potatoes and alongside glazed carrots with chives. If I ever end up on death row, that's my last meal request.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (kma8f)

302 294 Here's a pic of WeaselDog's nemesis, WeaselCat v2

http://tinypic.com/r/f3ci9z/9

Good kitty.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (Sfs6o)

--Great pic and cute orange stripey cat.

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)

303 Discovered a new Italian hazelnut liquor....Fratello...yum!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (JNDQi)

304 It's back off! Damn you Putin!!

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (BO/km)

305 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (KjNnO)

306
Aw, thanks Chi. Did you ever make that recipe I posted for you? I can't even remember what it was! Chicken enchiladas maybe?

Posted by: bluebell
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In fact I did, thank you very much.

Want to hear something embarrassing?
After hours of prep, cooking and offering some to the neighbor couple, I burned the shit out of myself taking the new pyrex dish out of the oven and dropped the whole thing on the floor.
I had a frozen chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie & drank A LOT that night...

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (teIXR)

307 If they ever try to re-make Columbo, I will cut a bitch.

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A girl power Columbo starring Lena Dunham. And she gets naked in every episode.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (Nwg0u)

308 OT: Mariah Carey believes her lip-sync malfunction was deliberate sabotage, because she apparently is just that important.

She went full Fredo. You never go full Fredo.

Posted by: pep at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (LAe3v)

309
I also decided to upgrade my smartphone and ordered a new one, with a 6" full hd screen, so that'll be nice. But a "cheapie" phone, relative to a fancy iphone or galaxy.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (FkvKh)

310 307 If they ever try to re-make Columbo, I will cut a bitch.

-
A girl power Columbo starring Lena Dunham. And she gets naked in every episode.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (Nwg0u)

She won't be wearing anything underneath that trenchcoat.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)

311 This is vaguely familiar. Something about these guys writing the songs for a couple of shows they were on.


Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:34 PM


Pretty much. They have a bit where Waterman is trying to get cast in a new show, but insists on writing the theme for it. Always the same tune, but with new words only vaguely related to the new show.

Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 08:38 PM (lmIoG)

312
If they ever try to re-make Columbo, I will cut a bitch.
Posted by: Chi


They sorta kinda did that with the 80's version.
It's somewhat different from the 70's version.

But a 2017 version....that would be awesomely awful.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 08:38 PM (IqV8l)

313 A girl power Columbo starring Lena Dunham. And she gets naked in every episode.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (Nwg0u)

Coo-Dumbo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:38 PM (8iiMU)

314 "OT: Mariah Carey believes her lip-sync malfunction was deliberate sabotage, because she apparently is just that
important. "

Those damn Russians are pissing me off. Why do they have to do stuff like that?

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (BO/km)

315 Uranus is just above and left of Benus if you have non polluted skies.

Heh. Uranus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (dnWSK)

316 308 OT: Mariah Carey believes her lip-sync malfunction was deliberate sabotage, because she apparently is just that important.

She went full Fredo. You never go full Fredo.
Posted by: pep at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (LAe3v)


Russians hacked my sound system!!!

Posted by: M. Carey at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (GsAUU)

317 Oh Chi, no.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (sBOL1)

318 292 Damn. Rodgers sacked.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (P8951)

Correction. The Russians hacked Rodgers.

Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (7qAYi)

319 The final casualty of 2016 was Mariah Carey's career.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (Z56vq)

320 The Minder tune with new words, I mean.

Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (lmIoG)

321 Benus is Venus in Spanish lingo.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 08:40 PM (dnWSK)

322 308 OT: Mariah Carey believes her lip-sync malfunction was deliberate sabotage, because she apparently is just that important.

She went full Fredo. You never go full Fredo.
Posted by: pep at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (LAe3v)

She's more entertaining with the sound off.

Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 08:40 PM (7qAYi)

323 Oh. We've got a color bar test pattern now.

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2017 08:40 PM (BO/km)

324 Big eyed beans from Venus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

325
If Barky wants to go the President Emeritus route, zero out expenditures for his office, effective immediately.

There is no such thing and I'll be damned if we let him create it out of whole cloth. The number of staff positions affluated with FLOTUS needs to drop precipitously, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 08:41 PM (33FvV)

326 lindafell, how are you feeling? How is the ol' ticker? I hope you didn't go overboard with Christmas.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:42 PM (sBOL1)

327
321 Benus is Venus in Spanish lingo.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 01, 2017 08:40 PM (dnWSK)
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I thought to convert to Spanish you put an 'o' on the end of every thing and yelled.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:42 PM (Sfs6o)

328 She's more entertaining with the sound off.

Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 08:40 PM (7qAYi)

I don't care for Mariah Carey's music, but I do like to look at her.She's strangely attractive to me....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:42 PM (8iiMU)

329 I thought to convert to Spanish you put an 'o' on the end of every thing and yelled.
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:42 PM (Sfs6o)

Like Italian, but then you add an "a" and make lots of wild hand gestures.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:43 PM (0mRoj)

330 When you realize that people in DC and foreign governments knew Obama birth certificate was a forgery and he is a fraud, it makes sense when the same enablers smear Trump and his voters and supporters as working with the Russians.

Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 08:43 PM (X/5o4)

331 Didn't break the new pyrex, though!

The only reason being that I scored it for 99 cents at the thrift store - brand new in the box.
If I paid retail, it would've shattered on impact.

This is why I'm simmering black eyed peas as we speak - I need all the good luck I can get after the last few years...

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:43 PM (teIXR)

332
The Minder tune with new words, I mean.

Yeah. It's actually a quite catchy tune.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:43 PM (FkvKh)

333 --Great pic and cute orange stripey cat.
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)
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Thanks - she likes the heat vents on a cold day!

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:44 PM (Sfs6o)

334 back in the early 90s Mariah really could swing it. I loved her music. now not so much, I feel the same way about rolling stones, you can get away with things at certain ages, after that you just look creepy

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 08:44 PM (R7cwD)

335 Up-talking millennial beclowns herself, disgraces her ancestors, amd shames her generation over the McRib:

https://youtu.be/D9fnfusdJYs

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 08:45 PM (0XjNo)

336 The Columbo murder victim invented the vacuum??!?

Dyson?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:45 PM (8iiMU)

337
A girl power Columbo starring Lena Dunham. And she gets naked in every episode.


A running gag would be for her, herself, to get a parking ticket every time she's on screen cause the parking authorities mistake her for her Peugeot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 08:45 PM (33FvV)

338 Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (Sfs6o)

++++

Beautiful cat.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (CFc5L)

339 Packers look good

Posted by: Etc at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (pvwwD)

340 The final casualty of 2016 was Mariah Carey's career.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 08:39 PM (Z56vq)

I strongly suspect it will not be Ms. Carey sitting home and sending out resumes tomorrow.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (GzDYP)

341 Weasel, your cat is very cute, even if she would try to kill me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (sBOL1)

342 JuJuBee, did your mom do the multi course starter, entree, salad dessert thing? I've been told and read that the French believe that having 4 or 5 small courses is better and healthier than having, say, a huge plate of spaghetti or meat loaf or something, but in reality, do they really fuss with all those courses every night? It was different when moms didn't work outside the home but I can't imagine doing that for a family today every evening - and I like to cook...

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (P8951)

343 HA! to Krebs.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (teIXR)

344 337


A girl power Columbo starring Lena Dunham. And she gets naked in every episode.



A running gag would be for her, herself, to get a parking ticket
every time she's on screen cause the parking authorities mistake her for
her Peugeot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 08:45 PM (33FvV)

And a marine biologist would run up, searching for a beached whale.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (8iiMU)

345
It's been a while since we discussed Bond films here.

Come to think of it, it's been a while since I've seen a Bond Marathon on the tube.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (FkvKh)

346
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (CFc5L)
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Thanks. I understand that female orange cats are uncommon. She's a good kitty - big lap cat.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:48 PM (Sfs6o)

347 Mariah Carey's lip-syncing mess: what a delight. I love it when fraud is exposed.

And, God! That outfit! When you're 100 pounds overweight, it's time to stop dressing like a skank.

I wish I could say it's a career-ender, but, no, her idiot fans don't care.

Posted by: RKae at January 01, 2017 08:48 PM (AmP+5)

348 To those still ruminating over kidney stones, it can actually be worse than what most of us here have suffered.

You could wind up with a jack stone.

There but for the grace of God...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 01, 2017 08:48 PM (vyqqu)

349 I'm doing good bluebell. Ticker seems fine. I've had a few weeks of rehab down. I'm still getting use to all the new activity. I never was a sitter and walked around quite a bit...just not too far before stopping so my calves really burn after about a constant quarter mile. I also discovered that I'm flat footed and walk on the outside edge of my feet. May have to look into some orthotics if things don't improve with the new shoes I ordered.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:48 PM (JNDQi)

350
Perhaps tonight I will watch the 1959 version of The Hound of The Baskervilles starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, and Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:49 PM (FkvKh)

351 Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (sBOL1)
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Maybe you'll outgrow your allergy when you hit 30!

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)

352
What was Roger Moore's first Bond film?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:50 PM (FkvKh)

353 Kidney stones are no picnic.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at January 01, 2017 08:50 PM (XoldI)

354
They sorta kinda did that with the 80's version.
It's somewhat different from the 70's version.

But a 2017 version....that would be awesomely awful.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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While I don't remember it, I read that they tried it once with "Mrs. Columbo" back in the day.
I would be curious to watch a few episodes.

Apparantly, you never saw Columbo, but there were always little hints on screen.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:51 PM (teIXR)

355 I mentioned in the last thread that I had my first kidney stone and split a molar in the same week. I was getting ready to go out of town and was standing in line at the pharmacy wondering what the hell happened to me.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)

356 lindafell, I'm glad you're doing well. I'm flat-footed too and when I was in physical therapy after a broken ankle, my therapist recommended Spenco arch supports. I got them from Amazon and keep them in my workout shoes. They have been a godsend. I also got them for my husband and daughter and they also love them.

We get the 3/4 length. I just checked and they're $15.86 at Amazon right now. Might be worth trying.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:53 PM (sBOL1)

357
What was Roger Moore's first Bond film?


Vaginal Dams are Forever?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 08:53 PM (33FvV)

358 Thanks for the tip bluebell, I'll go order some now....

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 01, 2017 08:53 PM (JNDQi)

359 I'm drinking Founders Porter, a very good dark beer. I hate dark beer in the summer but in the winter, it's the only beer I want to drink. However, I just noticed it's made in Grand Rapids, MI, so now I feel like I'm jinxing the Pack.

Several years ago, my sister and drank Bud before a Brewer Cards game and blamed ourselves for the Brewers loss. It's not because they sucked or anything ....

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 08:54 PM (P8951)

360 * jumps blindly into the deep end without reading the first 350 comments *

Soothsayer Pro Elite #350: Perhaps tonight I will watch the 1959 version of The Hound of The Baskervilles starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, and Brian Dennehy.

Hey, that sounds good. I wonder if I have that in the catacombs of media collection? (Probably on VHS, with my luck.)

Dennehy played... the moors?

Posted by: mindful webworker as Captain Observation at January 01, 2017 08:55 PM (5a8XA)

361 If they ever try to re-make Columbo, I will cut a bitch.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:31 PM (teIXR)

Can't be done today. He's white, intelligent, drives an old car, smokes cigars, eats chili and has manners and is exceedingly polite. Not to mention a heterosexual who adores his wife.

Network executives would never approve it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 08:55 PM (5VlCp)

362 Maybe you'll outgrow your allergy when you hit 30!
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)
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Hmmm. Maybe so. I'll let you know in 5 years as that's when I plan on hitting 30.

Although, maybe not, considering all the trouble you just posted about. I'm thinking it might be best just to stay 29.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:56 PM (sBOL1)

363
While I don't remember it, I read that they tried it once with "Mrs. Columbo" back in the day.
I would be curious to watch a few episodes.

Apparantly, you never saw Columbo, but there were always little hints on screen.
Posted by: Chi


Starring Captain Janeway as Mrs. Columbo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 08:56 PM (IqV8l)

364 Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 08:56 PM (sBOL1)
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Ain't that the truth! My warranty definitely ran out at 50!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:57 PM (Sfs6o)

365
Dennehy played... the moors?

He actually played the iron gate of the Baskerville mansion.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 08:57 PM (FkvKh)

366 >>>What was Roger Moore's first Bond film?<<<

The Spy Who Loved Me.

Of course, nowadays, the spy would be a tranny with a 12 inch implanted tree trunk with an aphid infestation.

Posted by: President Fancypants at January 01, 2017 08:57 PM (sYdRj)

367
Network executives would never approve it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 08:55 PM (5VlCp)

+++

Hell, no.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 08:58 PM (CFc5L)

368 Then how in the hell are you still typing?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)

Wasn't me - I steer clear of guillotines.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 08:58 PM (tHwdc)

369
Lena's "go-to" move to get the perp to confess would be to whip out a cake and threaten to go eat it in the nude while sitting on his toilet.

"Works like a charm, every time!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 08:58 PM (33FvV)

370 LMAO finally saw the Mariah Carey lipsynch FAIL.

It was hilarious how the audio track was chock full of the squeaks that permeated her early hits, and she was expected to mimic those in silence.

Why the fuck does anyone (aside from effete liberal Jews and homosexuals and pretentious millennials) think Times Square is the thing to do New Year's Eve?

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 08:58 PM (GsAUU)

371 And this is why you might not need Alexa in your home:


https://tinyurl.com/z6r94ng

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 01, 2017 08:59 PM (GUBah)

372 Note to the classy and youthful Ms Carey: if your cameltoe is so visible the LIGO telescopes are picking up its gravity-wave signal, it's time to wear a skirt.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 08:59 PM (6FqZa)

373 Columbo was ghey?!?!

Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 09:01 PM (X/5o4)

374 The Russians hacked Maria Carey's fat.

Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:02 PM (sYdRj)

375 308 OT: Mariah Carey believes her lip-sync malfunction was deliberate sabotage, because she apparently is just that important.

Posted by: pep at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (LAe3v)


Russians. Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

376 Here's a pic of WeaselDog's nemesis, WeaselCat v2



http://tinypic.com/r/f3ci9z/9



Good kitty.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 08:33 PM (Sfs6o)

He looks like he's got a bit of gray mixed in his fur, so more pink than orange? My Kenny was like that. Beautiful cat.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (tHwdc)

377 372 Note to the classy and youthful Ms Carey: if your cameltoe is so visible the LIGO telescopes are picking up its gravity-wave signal, it's time to wear a skirt.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 08:59 PM (6FqZa)

+++

I don't find her attractive, never did. But I am a woman. And I think she has a butter face.
To me she looks on the verge of too chubby by a yard.
But to men, she probably has that Rubenesque (sp?) look about her, all curves.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (CFc5L)

378 375. Have bread AND freedom at the same time. (Old joke. Sad, but true.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:05 PM (I/17y)

379 Roger Moore's first Bond flick?

Live And Let Die. 1973.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 09:06 PM (u8kLQ)

380 My goodness. I don't know what is worse: watching these ASPCA commercials on MeTV trying to extort money from me by trying to tug at my emotions, or listening to the verbal fapping of the football announcers. The Pack are on the move.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 09:06 PM (8iiMU)

381 I don't find her attractive, never did. But I am a woman. And I think she has a butter face.
To me she looks on the verge of too chubby by a yard.
But to men, she probably has that Rubenesque (sp?) look about her, all curves.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (CFc5L)

--She was pretty in her youth.

I always remark that my little son will always be my baby, and of course break into "You'll Always Be My Baby" [doodoodoo doodoodoodoodoodoo . . .]

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:06 PM (GsAUU)

382 I don't find her attractive, never did. But I am a woman. And I think she has a butter face.
To me she looks on the verge of too chubby by a yard.
But to men, she probably has that Rubenesque (sp?) look about her, all curves.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (CFc5L)

I think if she were a nicer person, she would be pretty. But she is so self-important, and apparently terrible to staff/co workers, that that bleeds through. And I agree with whoever upthread said her singing was just a bunch of trills along the scale-it is just not that great, and has declined since she aged.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (VnCI9)

383
Offered without comment from the Daily Mail story on Mariah Carey at Times Square last night --

Producers of the show were so concerned she might be late, that they hired an entire crew to ensure the legendary diva made it to the ball on time.

The panic was sparked when producers asked what time she would arrive. According to the New York Post, Carey's people replied, 'What time exactly does the ball drop?'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (33FvV)

384 I don't find her attractive, never did. But I am a woman. And I think she has a butter face.
To me she looks on the verge of too chubby by a yard.
But to men, she probably has that Rubenesque (sp?) look about her, all curves.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (CFc5L)
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I don't know - I would think there would be more allure to wearing a pretty dress than lingerie to sing in public, but I'm a girl too so what do I know.

But I really, really don't understand the need for all these women singers to basically wear nothing but skimpy underwear when they perform. Just totally classless.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (sBOL1)

385 I burned the shit out of myself taking the new pyrex dish out of the oven and dropped the whole thing on the floor.



Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 08:37 PM (teIXR)

I often burn myself whenever I use my 14" covered frying pan in the oven. I forget that the handles and lid are hot.

Owowowowow!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:08 PM (tHwdc)

386 The panic was sparked when producers asked what time she would arrive. According to the New York Post, Carey's people replied, 'What time exactly does the ball drop?'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (33FvV)

You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:08 PM (VnCI9)

387
Hmmm, we seem to have controversy here.

What was Roger Moore's first Bond film?

Was it...

The Spy Who Loved Me
or was it
Live And Let Die?

Or, was it
The Man With The Golden Gun?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:08 PM (FkvKh)

388 381. Her career was over, as all astute observers noted, when she sampled from 'Genius of Love.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:08 PM (I/17y)

389 But to men, she probably has that Rubenesque (sp?) look about her, all curves.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (CFc5L)

Yeah, just saw the latest vid.
Looking just slightly too chunky.

But, the curves are a thing.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 09:09 PM (8iiMU)

390 But I really, really don't understand the need for all these women singers to basically wear nothing but skimpy underwear when they perform. Just totally classless.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (sBOL1)

Well, she doesn't have any musical talent, so she has to play to her strengths.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2017 09:09 PM (MiBfH)

391
Mariah Carey became a has-been as soon as she agreed to star in her own reality show.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:10 PM (FkvKh)

392 She won't be wearing anything underneath that trenchcoat.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)


You're an evil man!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:10 PM (tHwdc)

393
But I really, really don't understand the need for all these women singers to basically wear nothing but skimpy underwear when they perform. Just totally classless.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (sBOL1)

And cold. It is chilly in NYC in January, so prancing around in a bra and panties outdoors must give one the chillblains.

And yes, a lovely, well-tailored dress is far more elegant and sexy. Lingerie ( or the lack thereof) is best reserved for the boudoir.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:10 PM (VnCI9)

394 "According to the New York Post, Carey's people replied, 'What time exactly does the ball drop?'"

Were these also the geniuses tapped to advise Jeb Bush's campaign?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:11 PM (6FqZa)

395 And yes, a lovely, well-tailored dress is far more
elegant and sexy. Lingerie ( or the lack thereof) is best reserved for
the boudoir.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:10 PM (VnCI9)

The world is Mariah's boudoir.As is Lena Dunham's.
Where is the vomitorium again?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 09:12 PM (8iiMU)

396 354 While I don't remember it, I read that they tried it once with "Mrs. Columbo" back in the day.
I would be curious to watch a few episodes.


there were some episodes included as bonus tracks on the columbo dvds.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2017 09:12 PM (n6XcA)

397 384. Bingo. The sexiest woman - other than my angel, to whom she is a distant second - is chanteuse Ute Lemper. I give you 'La Vie en Rose' by the lady:

https://youtu.be/DCswMKnMHtU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:13 PM (I/17y)

398 And yes, a lovely, well-tailored dress is far more elegant and sexy. Lingerie ( or the lack thereof) is best reserved for the boudoir.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:10 PM (VnCI9)
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Indeed. But elegance seems to be a thing of the past. Which saddens me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:13 PM (sBOL1)

399 Turn those machines back on!!!

Posted by: Mariah Barely at January 01, 2017 09:14 PM (Tyii7)

400 387: Live and Let Die.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2017 09:14 PM (pY+s4)

401 386 The panic was sparked when producers asked what time she would arrive. According to the New York Post, Carey's people replied, 'What time exactly does the ball drop?'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2017 09:07 PM (33FvV)

You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at January 01, 2017 09:08 PM (VnCI9)

What's the web site number?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 01, 2017 09:14 PM (GsAUU)

402
I often burn myself whenever I use my 14" covered frying pan in the oven. I forget that the handles and lid are hot.

Owowowowow!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
---------------

After Mom saw the burn on my hand, i told her what happened. The next day she brought me a new "potholder."
It's like a thick beach towel with mitts sewn into two opposing corners.
That thing is more cumbersome than trying to juggle honey badgers.
Waiting for a kitchen fire next.
"I love you too, Mom!"

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:15 PM (teIXR)

403 Columbo is schooling the magician about Phillip's head screwdrivers....lol.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 09:15 PM (8iiMU)

404 He looks like he's got a bit of gray mixed in his fur, so more pink than orange? My Kenny was like that. Beautiful cat.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:03 PM (tHwdc)
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Must be the camera - she's all orange with the soft white underbelly and feet. This is an investment grade kitty - she'd cost about $1,800 at the vet before we'd had her for a week!

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 09:15 PM (Sfs6o)

405 What time does the ball drop. Holy fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 01, 2017 09:16 PM (89T5c)

406 The cat had an accident

Cats don't have accidents, mine deliberately wet the #$%^* couch this AM. We had company so I'll be cleaning it tomorrow and covering it with a tarp.

Posted by: DaveA at January 01, 2017 09:17 PM (8J/Te)

407 When the ABC/Disney honchos said, "Let's lip-sync this New Years Eve production, Baby," little did they realize that Mariah misinterpreted which set of lips were going to be featured during this particular performance.

Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:17 PM (sYdRj)

408 379 Roger Moore's first Bond flick?

Live And Let Die. 1973.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2017 09:06 PM (u8kLQ)

Which was the first featured role for the lovely, lovely Jane Seymour

Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 09:18 PM (7qAYi)

409 https://youtu.be/DCswMKnMHtU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:13 PM (I/17y)
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Yes. She is lovely. And I love that song.

A few weeks ago, for some reason the song "You Don't Have to Say You Love Me" by Dusty Springfield popped into my head. If I could sing (I can't), I would sing that song every chance I got. Anyway, I looked it up on Youtube and found this clip. And she's wearing a lovely, elegant dress, which is what most of the singers back then wore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR4vE9xL3yk

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:18 PM (sBOL1)

410 Happy Nood year everyone. I hope for each of you this year is prosperous, peaceful, joyous, blessed, and healthy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2017 09:18 PM (39g3+)

411 Wasn't the 7 UP dude in "Live and Let Die" ?

Bald voodoo priest if I remember....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 09:18 PM (5VlCp)

412 TD ZZ

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:19 PM (GsAUU)

413 "Huge recovery run"...wtf does that even mean?
GB/Det are tied at 7.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (8iiMU)

414 Thank you, CRT, and the same to you and yours.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (sBOL1)

415 The New Year 2017 will not change what islam produces. The product of islam never changes. Except for the worse. Read some history.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (zLDYs)

416 395 And yes, a lovely, well-tailored dress is far more
elegant and sexy. Lingerie ( or the lack thereof) is best reserved for
the boudoir.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker
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Lesson here, ladies, is "always leave something to the imagination."
Much much more enticing than dressing like a whore.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (teIXR)

417 Damn it, Sunday Night Football just put this song into my head:

https://youtu.be/u6YMAvfwTFo

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (GsAUU)

418 (Sad slow music)

(Sarah McLachlan type voiceover)

Winter. Is coming.

All across Washington DC, staffers, interns, lobbyists and Deputy Assistant Secretaries are facing a horrible future.

Their masters repudiated by the electorate, these poor low-level creatures will soon have to return to derision and unemployment in forbidding places like Possum Snot, Kallikak, Mushrat Dell and Kidneystone Pass they once escaped for the Ivy League.

But you can save them. For a small monthly contribution of just $13,876,325, these unfortunates can receive the lobster, expensive wine and leather chairs they need to feel superior to you peons.

Time is short. Their plight is desperate. Act today. You teabagging bastards.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 01, 2017 09:22 PM (J8/9G)

419 Same to you, Christopher and to the rest of the Horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 09:22 PM (P8951)

420 This is what I don't understand: She should be on her hands and knees (don't, just don't) thanking God and her lucky stars everyday to have "made it" at all. Not all this "diva" bullshit. And yes, what is it about the aging female singers who insist on skimpier clothing? 'Cause it looks both bad and desperate.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:22 PM (CFc5L)

421 238 Would love to start a weekly classical music thread. Any interest?
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 01, 2017 08:11 PM (J8/9G)


I would love it. I'm a night classical music fan.

I've also thought that semi-weekly computer and weekly religious posts would be nice.

I could easily cough up 10 or so computer posts that the cobs could save for in when needed. Things like building a small computer, installing an operating system, setting up Linux Mint, and so on.

The religious thread would be weekly and I'm sure some of the other folks here would like to chip in, too. I envision a Jewish reading, a Christian reading, and an emphasis on prayer requests.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 01, 2017 09:22 PM (nvMvs)

422 409. Winter '94 going into '95, she got snowed in in my city. Pawned my camera and typewriter, cleaned out my bank account, and borrowed from everyone I knew to buy a ticket to hear her sing, live. Walked two miles in the dead of a northern winter to save the money for the roses I threw. She actually caught them and laughed with surprise when it happened.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:22 PM (I/17y)

423 Lesson here, ladies, is "always leave something to the imagination."
Much much more enticing than dressing like a whore.
Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:21 PM (teIXR)

well except the majority of men who like whores

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 09:23 PM (R7cwD)

424 422. Made the frostbite - or is it 'ice-tan?' - I got on my nose and cheeks worth it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:25 PM (I/17y)

425
You all hear about this?

A woman in Florida (of course) decided it would be a good idea to dress up her pitbull or rotweiller (I forget which) for the holidays and it didn't go so well.

Her dog attacked her. Her husband tried to stop the attack and the dog turned on him next. Then the son tried to stab the dog. Then the cops tried to taze the dog. Finally the dog was tranquilized.

All kinds of Stupid in this story...

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:25 PM (FkvKh)

426 Wow, Uncle Palp, what a great story!

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:25 PM (sBOL1)

427 I've also thought that semi-weekly computer and weekly religious posts would be nice.

To discuss longbow storage tips?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:26 PM (6FqZa)

428
Wasn't the 7 UP dude in "Live and Let Die" ?

Bald voodoo priest if I remember....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0390305/bio

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (IqV8l)

429 well except the majority of men who like whores
Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 09:23 PM (R7cwD)

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Oh, I hope that's not true.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (sBOL1)

430
First of all, of course the dog was pissed.

Second of all, the dog probably went in to survival mode because it felt it was being attacked, which it was.

Third of all, just kill it. Stop fucking around and just kill it. And, then, kill the owners.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (FkvKh)

431 Florida always proves Murphy's Law.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (89T5c)

432 249 Cauliflower causes kidney stones?

I did not know that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

There's plenty other things upthread you don't want to know either, involving kidney stones and TWEEZERS!

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (pxwEr)

433 I just spend New Year's Eve and New Years day with my two LIV lib sisters. Someone please give me an award for enduring without losing my temper. Next year-no way. I will spend it anywhere but with them even thought it has been tradition for many years. Last night was 3 hours of watching Dr. Pol, the vet helping with animals- could not have been more bored!!
The rest of 2017 just has to be better!!

Posted by: areswoman at January 01, 2017 09:28 PM (Rx2dv)

434
I always see "arsewoman." Sorry but I do.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:28 PM (FkvKh)

435 Bluebell, I could be wrong, but after reading when porn is spoken of, I think I am correct.

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 09:29 PM (R7cwD)

436 willow, I always hope it's mostly talk.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (sBOL1)

437 http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/jackstone+calculus

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (ijXQr)

438 During the 70s I would stay up to watch late night movies and I felt jealous of the glamorous ladies of the 30s and 40s. I wanted to wear evening gowns and use a cigarette holder and hang out at nightclubs with men in tuxes. Putting on jeans and a Tshirt to go to a keg party or a concert - well, that could be fun, but nobody will ever give the boomers glamour points.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (P8951)

439 as do i.

Posted by: willow at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (R7cwD)

440 Famed lawyer Alan Dershowitz said Friday he would rather leave the Democratic Party than be a member under Rep. Keith Ellison, the front-runner to lead the Democratic National Committee.

Posted by: SMOD at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (e8kgV)

441
Famed lawyer Alan Dershowitz said Friday he would rather leave the Democratic Party than be a member under Rep. Keith Ellison, the front-runner to lead the Democratic National Committee.
Posted by: SMOD


But did he say he wouldn't VOTE for the Democrat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (IqV8l)

442 The rest of 2017 just has to be better!!
Posted by: areswoman at January 01, 2017 09:28 PM (Rx2dv)
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Sounds like you have nowhere to go but up!

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (sBOL1)

443 Areswoman, of course it will be better. Hillary Clinton will never be president.

And Obama will be running nothing but his big mouth.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (P8951)

444 426. Yes. I was even responsible, in my own, limited way, for her popularity among the professoriate of the philosophy dept of my alma mater. I intro'd my mentor to her works, and he spread the good news. Heh....my love at the time was very jealous because of her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (NovK3)

445 After Mom saw the burn on my hand, i told her what happened. The next day she brought me a new "potholder."

It's like a thick beach towel with mitts sewn into two opposing corners.

That thing is more cumbersome than trying to juggle honey badgers.

Waiting for a kitchen fire next.

"I love you too, Mom!"

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:15 PM (teIXR)


Awwww, that sweet woman loves her boy, and wants to keep him from booboos.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (tHwdc)

446 >>Lesson here, ladies, is "always leave something to the imagination."

Much much more enticing than dressing like a whore.

Posted by: Chi

That's YOUR opinion.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at January 01, 2017 09:33 PM (/Nite)

447 There's plenty other things upthread you don't want to know either, involving kidney stones and TWEEZERS!
Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (pxwEr)
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did someone re-poast my story from the other thread?

it's absolutely true.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 09:33 PM (ijXQr)

448 441
Famed lawyer Alan Dershowitz said Friday he would rather leave the Democratic Party than be a member under Rep. Keith Ellison, the front-runner to lead the Democratic National Committee.
Posted by: SMOD

But did he say he wouldn't VOTE for the Democrat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (IqV8l)

+++

Yup, still sounds mealy-mouthed. I would rather have a BMW, but hey, I guess I'll keep my Honda.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (CFc5L)

449 >>>Third of all, just kill it. Stop fucking around and just kill it. And, then, kill the owners.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite<<<

It kills me when people believe that their pitbull is just a big lovable teddy. These animals are born and bred killers who kill. But whatever. Carry on at your own risk.

Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (sYdRj)

450 441 But did he say he wouldn't VOTE for the Democrat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:32 PM (IqV8l)


He did not. Quite the contrary.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (iMxBJ)

451 What I don't understand (ok - out of a universe of things I do not understand, apparently) is how her fans mistake the slutty dress and performance for talent. I don't have a problem with her acting like a ho', per se, but don't confuse that with anything more than exhibitionism.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (Sfs6o)

452 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0390305/bio
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:27 PM (IqV8l)

Thanks BC! That guy had a laugh for the ages....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2017 09:35 PM (5VlCp)

453 Happy New Year!

Posted by: DaveA at January 01, 2017 09:35 PM (8J/Te)

454 That's not a camel toe, that's a moose knuckle.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2017 09:35 PM (Z56vq)

455 Indeed. But elegance seems to be a thing of the past. Which saddens me.

..................

We went to a wedding last night, first time ever I have been to one where the invite said " formal wear requested". Well.... The house was packed and I would say I say about only 6 ladies in formal dresses. The rest of us were a little more practical. Cocktail dresses seemed to be what most wore. This is the one I bought and I doubt I will ever have an occasion to wear it again. We just don't do dress up around here very much.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jlnnax7


Posted by: Molly k. at January 01, 2017 09:36 PM (9H4KE)

456 Putting on jeans and a Tshirt to go to a keg party or a concert - well, that could be fun, but nobody will ever give the boomers glamour points.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands)
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Bloomers, on the other hand? That's hawt!

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:36 PM (teIXR)

457 A small bar in Tokyo's Nakano Ward is becoming popular with middle-aged men who like to make plastic models of characters from the "Mobile Suit Gundam" cartoon.

"It's like a secret base," said Kentaro Nonaka, 36, a company worker who lives in adjacent Suginami Ward and drinks there once or twice a week.

The bar, Professor TK, is filled with boxes of plastic Gundam models. It all got started with four men in their 30s and 40s sitting at the counter talks king about the smash-hit animation series from the 1970s and 1980s. They all met at the bar and became regulars.

Posted by: SMOD at January 01, 2017 09:36 PM (e8kgV)

458 449 It kills me when people believe that their pitbull is just a big lovable teddy. These animals are born and bred killers who kill. But whatever. Carry on at your own risk.
Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (sYdRj)


They can be a big lovable teddy. But they have a fighting mode they can go into, and a locking jaw, and you won't recognize Paddington when he goes into that mode. Maybe some dogs go through their whole lives without being triggered into that mode, I don't know.

Savvy pitbull owners often carry a sort of stick. It's used to unlock the jaw from whatever chihuahua or toddler the dog has locked onto.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 09:37 PM (iMxBJ)

459 oh yeah.... and, from reading the description in the link i just poasted, it was a jackstone he pulled out with the tweezers...

it's all jagged and pointy. about the size of a #2 pencil eraser.


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 09:38 PM (ijXQr)

460 Doug Ross has posted his 2016 fabulous 50 blog award winners.

The H.Q., Ace, and the "Extraordinary League of Morons" have won the Daniel Simpson Day Award for Superior Blogging and Skulduggery.

So much winning!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 09:38 PM (GzDYP)

461 Posted by: Molly k. at January 01, 2017 09:36 PM (9H4KE)

+++

Wow, Molly, quite sexy. Just right.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:38 PM (CFc5L)

462 Don't you feel good about--

HA HA HA HA!

--7up!

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU)

463 Good God, Clay, why didn't you intercept that?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 09:39 PM (P8951)

464 Putting on jeans and a Tshirt to go to a keg party or a concert - well,
that could be fun, but nobody will ever give the boomers glamour points.

Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands)

---
unless, of course, they were Ditto jeans...

"Feel the fit!"

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 09:40 PM (ijXQr)

465 well except the majority of men who like whores

From a male perspective, and extending "whores" to strippers and porn: they're to love what candy is to food. Yes, most men are going to fantasise about it. Good men are going to keep that fantasy at bay.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:40 PM (6FqZa)

466 Molly k, what a lovely dress. I hope you do get a chance to wear it again sometime. It looks very classic, so I bet if you hold onto it, you will be able to.

I went to a wedding on New Year's Eve once, the most elegant wedding I've ever attended. It was at St. Patrick's Cathedral in NYC, and my boyfriend (now husband) was in the wedding - it was one of his best buddies growing up. The reception was a blast and went long into the New Year. I doubt I'll ever go to a wedding like that again.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:41 PM (sBOL1)

467 During the 70s I would stay up to watch late night
movies and I felt jealous of the glamorous ladies of the 30s and 40s. I
wanted to wear evening gowns and use a cigarette holder and hang out at
nightclubs with men in tuxes. Putting on jeans and a Tshirt to go to a
keg party or a concert - well, that could be fun, but nobody will ever
give the boomers glamour points.
Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (P8951)


Went to a funeral yesterday and dug out the charcoal grey suit, white shirt, black tie and black topcoat and Florsheims; my GF went with black slacks, heels, dark and silver top, a long coat and a white fuzzy hat and a red scarf.

We need to get a reason to dress up again other than a funeral because we got some looks, and if I go to more funerals I need to get me that Boralino hat. It is hard to express condolences without having a hat to take off and hold respectfully.

Posted by: KIndltot at January 01, 2017 09:41 PM (9MInk)

468 465 From a male perspective, and extending "whores" to strippers and porn: they're to love what candy is to food.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:40 PM (6FqZa)


They seem really tasty, until one day you wake up without a pancreas?

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 09:41 PM (iMxBJ)

469 Cute dress. I have a little sequinned number with a matching bolaro jacket. Haven't been able to wear it for years. Don't know what to do with all my dressy stuff.

Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2017 09:42 PM (VtLx6)

470 436 bluebell

Speaking only for myself, emotional connections (especially with your wife) would always seem to be much better than commercial transactions. Not that I'm any expert on the later besides covering cost overruns on spousal purchases.


Don't ask me about my mis-spent youth before marriage. I was an idiot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2017 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

471 We need to get a reason to dress up again other than a funeral because we got some looks, and if I go to more funerals I need to get me that Boralino hat. It is hard to express condolences without having a hat to take off and hold respectfully.
Posted by: KIndltot at January 01, 2017 09:41 PM (9MInk)

+++

Men do look extra handsome in suits and uniforms. No doubt about it.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:43 PM (CFc5L)

472 BTW: found this charming bit when i was looking up "jackstone"


cracked.com/article_24505_6-real-illnesses-that- will-unleash-your-inner-hypochondriac.html

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 09:43 PM (ijXQr)

473 Good men are going to keep that fantasy at bay.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:40 PM (6FqZa)

--and good women are going to avoid them nevertheless, unless the dudes are hot, until they're over the hill.

Just being realistic.

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU)

474 Sigh.....the One Who Got Away sorta looked like Ute Lemper. Recall when my housemate played the latter's version of Lili Marleen when the former came to visit. I've always associated that song with her.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 01, 2017 09:43 PM (NovK3)

475
Savvy pitbull owners often carry a sort of stick. It's used to unlock the jaw from whatever chihuahua or toddler the dog has locked onto.
Posted by: Splunge


The Jaws of Life to deal with the Jaws of Death.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2017 09:43 PM (IqV8l)

476 Doug Ross has posted his 2016 fabulous 50 blog award winners.

The H.Q., Ace, and the "Extraordinary League of Morons" have won the Daniel Simpson Day Award for Superior Blogging and Skulduggery.

So much winning!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 09:38 PM (GzDYP)




Link: https://tinyurl.com/gnp2fly


Awesome acknowledgement of the Moron Horde, as well.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 01, 2017 09:44 PM (GUBah)

477 Looks my my laptop speakers are no longer working. I really don;t want to buy a new one. A) I don't have the money. B) I really, really, don't want Windows 10.

Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 09:44 PM (7qAYi)

478 Lions take the lead!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:44 PM (GsAUU)

479 A few weeks ago, for some reason the song "You Don't
Have to Say You Love Me" by Dusty Springfield popped into my head. If I
could sing (I can't), I would sing that song every chance I got.
Anyway, I looked it up on Youtube and found this clip. And she's
wearing a lovely, elegant dress, which is what most of the singers back
then wore.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR4vE9xL3yk





Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:18 PM (sBOL1)

I love this song. Used to hear it on the radio all the time, long ago.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:45 PM (tHwdc)

480 Hi NaCly Dog - love the term "cost overruns on spousal purchases!"

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:45 PM (sBOL1)

481 434
I always see "arsewoman." Sorry but I do.


Thanks, Soothsayer, for the feedback - will have to work on another version of my Horoscope and gender.

Happy New Year to all the posters here. You keep my sane and amused. So much wit and I love witticism!

Posted by: areswoman at January 01, 2017 09:46 PM (Rx2dv)

482 The only person to blame for me not finding a good woman at my age is me.

I could have fought for better women but I didn't, because I was insecure and I wanted validation, which the worse women were willing to pretend to give me.

All this is on me. I had agency, I just failed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:46 PM (6FqZa)

483 Since we're talking dress up, last night I wore my kilt with a shawl collared tux jacket and a bowtie.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 01, 2017 09:46 PM (GUBah)

484
did someone re-poast my story from the other thread?

Dunno if it was re poasted (which sounds delicious, btw) but once I read the hint of digging for kidney stones along the male urinal tract I found it almost as difficult to get out of my mind as it will be to get Barry out of DC.

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at January 01, 2017 09:47 PM (pxwEr)

485 Thanks, Soothsayer, for the feedback - will have to work on another version of my Horoscope and gender.

Posted by: areswoman at January 01, 2017 09:46 PM (Rx2dv)


--Ummm, that's because the horoscope sign is spelled Aries (my mom is an Aries), not Ares.

As it is, you're fangurl of the god of war (which is what I thought you were when I first saw your handle).

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU)

486 469 Cute dress. I have a little sequinned number with a matching bolaro jacket.
Posted by: Infidel
-----------

Flag on the play!
Rule #34 is in full effect.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:49 PM (teIXR)

487 It kills me when people believe that their pitbull is just a big lovable teddy. These animals are born and bred killers who kill. But whatever. Carry on at your own risk.
Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (sYdRj)

They can be a big lovable teddy.

-
My daughter and her family including a two year old and a four year old just visited us with their four month old puppy pit. She seems sweet and just wants to be loved but even at four months she is one strong, heavy dog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Nwg0u)

488 440 Famed lawyer Alan Dershowitz said Friday he would rather leave the Democratic Party than be a member under Rep. Keith Ellison, the front-runner to lead the Democratic National Committee.
Posted by: SMOD at January 01, 2017 09:30 PM (e8kgV)
-----------------------------
Doesn't that make Dershowitz a racist and Islamophobe?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Nox3c)

489 Since we're talking dress up, last night I wore my kilt with a shawl collared tux jacket and a bowtie.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) a


You know the drill, pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (VtLx6)

490
I suggest a simple alteration:

AresWoman

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (FkvKh)

491 Passengers is a great movie. Better than Rogue One. If you liked The Martian, you'll love it!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Kucy5)

492 My sisters made that comment that Trump could never be on "To Tell the Truth" because he can't ever tell the truth.
No awareness or thought of all the BIG lies Hillary told.

The only explanation I have is the Russia hacked their brains!

Posted by: ares/woman at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Rx2dv)

493 Thanks for posting the link Country Singer.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 09:51 PM (GzDYP)

494
It's from that Seinfeld episode with the ass doctor with the "Arseman" license plates, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:51 PM (FkvKh)

495 Doug Ross has posted his 2016 fabulous 50 blog award winners.

Posted by: OldDominionMom
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I really like his painting style. And his Jewfro - that thing was awesome.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:51 PM (teIXR)

496 491 Passengers is a great movie. Better than Rogue One. If you liked The Martian, you'll love it!
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Kucy5)


--Nah, one too many SJWs in the cast.

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (GsAUU)

497 Thanks for posting the link Country Singer.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 09:51 PM (GzDYP)
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Thanks to both of you. Looks like a lot of good blogs on that list, none of which match this one for skulduggery, obviously.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (sBOL1)

498
ass doctor = proctologist, btw

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (FkvKh)

499 Ha, Chi, all real photos, not phone.
They will never be online, If I can help it.

Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (VtLx6)

500
I'm shaking my head in disbelief at the date; just look at it 1/1/2017.

I NEVER imagined living to the year 2017. Why, I could make 2020! Or even 2030, and by then, medicine will have a cure for old age, and no one will ever die.


Ha! Ya, I know. It's the rich people who get the cure. Serfs like me will be starving when McDonald's cost 10,000 new bucks and is served up by robots.

Unless I have a skill my Feudal Lord and Master has need of; that he can't get from someone else. An eternity of servitude. Ya, what a future that would be.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (dshZN)

501
butt doctor??

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (FkvKh)

502 The only explanation I have is the Russia hacked their brains!
Posted by: ares/woman at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (Rx2dv)

+++

I likey.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:52 PM (CFc5L)

503 Arsewoman (ha), I carefully avoid invidious commentary here about commenters or their friends/family etc, but a normal observer might say that anyone making such a comment about Trump and To Tell the Truth is, um, stupid.


The show was about lying well, not about telling the truth, right?


So, aside from the real world factual inversion WRT Trump, they don't even understand the terms of their own snarky references.


(and I like the "/" to avoid confusion on your nic)

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2017 09:53 PM (QDnY+)

504 The only explanation I have is the Russia hacked their brains!

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I'm going with they're pod people from the planet Hipocritiabatshit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM (Nwg0u)

505 I do love Columbo. What a great character.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM (tHwdc)

506
I couldn't finish The Martian.

As soon as matt damon, who makes me sick, said he needs to "science the fuck out of it" I had enough.

The entire movie was a load of BULLSHIT.
Science, my ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM (FkvKh)

507 Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM (FkvKh)

LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 01, 2017 09:55 PM (CFc5L)

508
btw, "arsewoman" is not a bad thing around here

after all, we have a person who refers to himself as a "dildo."

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:55 PM (FkvKh)

509 All this is on me. I had agency, I just failed.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 01, 2017 09:46 PM (6FqZa)
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bth, don't be so hard on yourself. It's never too late.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:56 PM (sBOL1)

510 Science, my ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM (FkvKh)
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You mean your arse, man.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2017 09:56 PM (sBOL1)

511 Sons of Katie Elder on now.

Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2017 09:57 PM (VtLx6)

512
Nod

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:57 PM (FkvKh)

513
@506

I got into a lot of trouble with my Amazon review where I said about the same thing.

Haven't been back to see what happened after the storm of outrage.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 01, 2017 09:57 PM (dshZN)

514 suggest a simple alteration:

AresWoman

Posted by: Soothsayer

Great idea- going to go with it.

Posted by: aresWoman at January 01, 2017 09:57 PM (Rx2dv)

515
You mean your arse, man.

Oy!


now proceed to the Nod

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:57 PM (FkvKh)

516 My husband and I got dressed up in what we'd planned to wear to the wedding and looked super dapper in or living room on NYE. Unfortunately the only picture taken was snapped by my 8 year old and it's one of those awkward bending over and eating pictures that children just love to take.

Posted by: Lauren at January 01, 2017 09:58 PM (KgCnD)

517 I really like his painting style. And his Jewfro - that thing was awesome.

Posted by: Chi at January 01, 2017 09:51 PM (teIXR)

I especially enjoy the soothing tone of his voice. So zen-like.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 01, 2017 09:58 PM (GzDYP)

518 btw, "arsewoman" is not a bad thing around here



after all, we have a person who refers to himself as a "dildo."
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We need to get these two together!

Posted by: Peter Venkman at January 01, 2017 09:59 PM (3Liv/)

519 I love this song. Used to hear it on the radio all the time, long ago.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 01, 2017 09:45 PM (tHwdc)

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they play it on Little Steven's Underground Garage on Sirius/XM all the time channel #21 in the rock section.

pretty much the only thing we listen to these days, at home or driving.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 01, 2017 10:01 PM (ijXQr)

520 I couldn't finish The Martian.

As soon as matt damon, who makes me sick, said he needs to "science the fuck out of it" I had enough.

The entire movie was a load of BULLSHIT.
Science, my ass.


Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 01, 2017 09:54 PM


It wasn't just that. It was poorly executed. It looks pretty and is quite well shot etc, but, instead of a steak, you get cotton candy. It was very poorly cast. Sean Bean did his best with little to work with, most of the rest just didn't convince in their roles. Most importantly, the story failed to produce any tension and zero suspense. It was just Matt Damon's witty quips and fixing shit. No sense of real danger... the only time the movie conveyed anything little it was when Damon was holding his breath while listening to the plastic habitat fix strain in the wind. That was good. But, that was it.

Posted by: otho at January 01, 2017 10:01 PM (lmIoG)

521 Horoscope Aries spelled wrong. How dumb as I?

Thanks for who straightened me out. Now I will be AriesWoman. See 2017 is already better.

Posted by: ariesWoman at January 01, 2017 10:01 PM (Rx2dv)

522 In this and coming years, expect regular tweetstorms from the SCOAMF, and following each outburst, all the usual outlets will be nodding in agreement, expanding upon his bits of wisdom.

He intends to fundamentally transform the job of being an ex-President.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 01, 2017 10:03 PM (U6f54)

523 516 My husband and I got dressed up in what we'd planned to wear to the wedding and looked super dapper in or living room on NYE. Unfortunately the only picture taken was snapped by my 8 year old and it's one of those awkward bending over and eating pictures that children just love to take.
Posted by: Lauren at January 01, 2017 09:58 PM (KgCnD)

That's fun you and your husband did that. My my ex girlfriend/fiancee and I used to do that in college and after college for the exact reasons. But no children.

Posted by: Pepe at January 01, 2017 10:06 PM (X/5o4)

524 It kills me when people believe that their pitbull is just a big lovable
teddy. These animals are born and bred killers who kill. But whatever.
Carry on at your own risk.

Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 09:34 PM (sYdRj)

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And my delicate petite flower of a mastiff ancestors were originally used as dogs of war by Romans. His main job isn't war, just alerting me for seizures. Broad strokes. Paint. Something something.


He seems to think his real job is stealing clothes of mine from the hamper. And parading around before all and sundry with said clothing, because he's so proud of himself. Damn dog.

Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 01, 2017 10:07 PM (prEBe)

525 You know the drill, pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2017 09:50 PM (VtLx6)



The girl is a regular at the bar, everyone wanted pics of us together.


http://tinypic.com/r/1247ort/9

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at January 01, 2017 10:07 PM (GUBah)

526 Looks my my laptop speakers are no longer working. I
really don;t want to buy a new one. A) I don't have the money. B) I
really, really, don't want Windows 10.
Posted by: josephistan at January 01, 2017 09:44 PM (7qAYi)


Do what I did in a similar situation:

Take that extra pair of light-weight headphones that you never use and pry the speakers out - dispose of the head piece, just keep the ear pieces connected to the wire.

Take a half-gallon milk jug, plastic cat-food bottle, or other thin walled plastic jug with flattish sides, and cut two holes just large enough to put the ear pieces, but not so large they will fall through

Dangle the earpieces on the cable up through the mouth of the jug and tease the earpieces through the holes you cut. Then tape them in place with whatever tape you happen to have.

Plug the earphones into the output jack of your laptop. Ta-dah!

You could also use one of those Hefty plastic sandwich boxes or a solo cup

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2017 10:07 PM (9MInk)

527 >>>He intends to fundamentally transform the job of being an ex-President.<<<

Jesus. And he'll probably convince Congress to give him a $400K salary for pretending to be a diverse voice of progressive reason.

Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 10:10 PM (sYdRj)

528 526 Take that extra pair of light-weight headphones that you never use and pry the speakers out - dispose of the head piece, just keep the ear pieces connected to the wire.

Take a half-gallon milk jug, plastic cat-food bottle, or other thin walled plastic jug with flattish sides, and cut two holes just large enough to put the ear pieces, but not so large they will fall through
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2017 10:07 PM (9MInk)


A basic, decent set of powered speakers that can plug into your laptop costs about $12.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 10:11 PM (iMxBJ)

529 A basic, decent set of powered speakers that can plug into your laptop costs about $12.
Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 10:11 PM (iMxBJ)


I am not sure you quite understand . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2017 10:15 PM (9MInk)

530 I wore out my smart aleck New Years remark today at work. Anytime I got asked 'Having a good day?' I'd reply 'This is the BEST day of the whole year so far!'

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2017 10:24 PM (zLDYs)

531 JuJuBee, did your mom do the multi course starter, entree, salad dessert thing? I've been told and read that the French believe that having 4 or 5 small courses is better and healthier than having, say, a huge plate of spaghetti or meat loaf or something, but in reality, do they really fuss with all those courses every night? It was different when moms didn't work outside the home but I can't imagine doing that for a family today every evening - and I like to cook...
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at January 01, 2017 08:46 PM (P8951)

My goodness no, not every night. My Dad was a Brooklyn guy, meat-and-potatoes, so she learned to make all his favorites from his mother. But he did love wine and stinky cheeses, including the one my sister & I called camelbear cheese. My mom did have a salad every night, and sometimes we had it after the entree, but weeknights were quick meals because she worked. Weekends were roast beef or steak, with two or three veg. When the French relatives and friends visited, my Mom went all French all the time, big lunches with wine, lots of courses for lunch and dinner, and yes, they eat really tiny portions which is why they're so skinny. Christmas meant pork rillettes, that sort of thing.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 01, 2017 10:25 PM (kma8f)

532 Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2017 10:10 PM (sYdRj)

He's going to get almost 200k per year for his pension. Not a bad payday for only 8 years on the job.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 01, 2017 10:27 PM (IDPbH)

533 I would have bet on Islamic Santa shouting "You have all been VERY NAUGHTY!!!! HO HO HOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2017 10:31 PM (V2Yro)

534 491 Passengers is a great movie.

it's the mirror universe red dwarf. instead kf staying in stasis while everyone dies, lister is awoken early and everyone is still alive. instead of just being good if you need to grit the drive, lister gets kochanski. instead of being a holographic smeghead, rimmer is a kindly robot bartender. holly never lost his mind, so never decides to treat lister as if he's important.

that beard wossname grew? shoulda been a mustache and goatee.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2017 10:32 PM (n6XcA)

535 529 I am not sure you quite understand . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2017 10:15 PM (9MInk)


I did not. Now I do. Thanks.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2017 11:51 PM (iMxBJ)

536 Is this the compass?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zkqgkx3

Posted by: Willy J. at January 02, 2017 01:47 AM (W6Ch1)

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