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This will go great with my set of "go fuck yourself" cards. https://t.co/IuEiTxCTnU
— neontaster (@neontaster) January 1, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: navybrat at January 02, 2017 02:52 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Ronster at January 02, 2017 02:52 PM (e2QPO)
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 02, 2017 02:52 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: Shallowboy at January 02, 2017 02:53 PM (HMHlJ)
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Posted by: andycanuck at January 02, 2017 02:53 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2017 02:53 PM (HgMAr)
a citizen
most are able bodied.
...so
nevermind this gives me a head ache
Posted by: willow at January 02, 2017 02:53 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 02, 2017 02:54 PM (S4vXM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2017 02:54 PM (sDYG4)
now only priveledged have decent jobs.
and well,.. I guess i'm underpriveledged.
Posted by: willow at January 02, 2017 02:55 PM (R7cwD)
I don't think that word means what they think it means.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 02, 2017 02:55 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2017 02:55 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2017 02:56 PM (sDYG4)
Prog lefty #1: Hmmm... seems most Americans don't like us condescendingly lecturing to them, and we paid for it during the election. What should we do now?
Prog left #2: I know! Let's condescendingly lecture them *even more*.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 02:56 PM (6QnGR)
Posted by: willow at January 02, 2017 02:56 PM (R7cwD)
It's funny but even though most people know now that all this is total bullshit, we'll still follow these stupid rules set by the Left.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 02:56 PM (tlaZQ)
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 02:56 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2017 02:56 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 02:56 PM (cAnNx)
When you bring in god it pisses them off more.
Posted by: redenzo at January 02, 2017 02:57 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2017 02:57 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 02, 2017 02:58 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: great unknown at January 02, 2017 02:58 PM (stdRM)
Meanwhile, Charlie Crist is now in Congress as a Democrat.
People are such idiots. Whoever the Republican was who ran against him and lost must be a real big loser.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 02:58 PM (tlaZQ)
Here's your card, asshole. Some of us don't have jobs, your privilege doesn't let you see that we don't understand this clocking in thing! Yeah, and here's another one. Some people don't have cars and don't understand this driving thing!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2017 02:59 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 02:59 PM (6FqZa)
priviledge is being denigrated 24/7 by media, hellywood. 'artists' and presidents
Posted by: willow at January 02, 2017 02:59 PM (R7cwD)
I predict 'privileged' will soon follow
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 02:59 PM (6QnGR)
Posted by: Other 'Gift Cards' at January 02, 2017 02:59 PM (4uaSQ)
"intersession recess"
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jan/1/obama-could-still-force-merrick-garland-onto-supre/
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2017 02:59 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 02, 2017 03:00 PM (mEjqT)
Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2017 03:00 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 02, 2017 03:00 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Dang at January 02, 2017 03:00 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Other 'Gift Cards' at January 02, 2017 03:00 PM (4uaSQ)
Posted by: DaveA at January 02, 2017 03:01 PM (8J/Te)
May they have affirmative action doctors and pilots in their lives, not mine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2017 03:01 PM (u82oZ)
IOW, Thoughtcrime.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:01 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: not the mama at January 02, 2017 03:01 PM (EpAnP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2017 03:01 PM (kTF2Z)
That's good, because every third card seemingly was Palin before that. Weirdly I never see anything about progtards in the decks.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 02, 2017 03:02 PM (5dOnv)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 02, 2017 03:02 PM (3mBAO)
"intersession recess"
............
B.O. doing that wouldn't surprise me, but Garland would be a King Size asshole to accept.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2017 03:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2017 03:02 PM (iMxBJ)
The window for FINISHING the Democrats is closing fast.
Trump needs to do Big Things in the first 30 days or else nothing will change.
Now is Not The Time for any bipartisanship at all.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 03:02 PM (tlaZQ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 03:02 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 02, 2017 03:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2017 03:03 PM (1SAjh)
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 02, 2017 02:52 PM (QAOZh)
Agreed. I, too, am unable to even. I think I evened once, but it was out of sight of the unbearable Class Enemies, and I'm not sure I actually evened right that time. I see privileged enemies evening all the time - sometimes right there in public - and it hurts my soul.
p.s. http://everythingsaproblem.tumblr.com/ is an awesome resource for stories about one cannot possibly even. Hasn't updated in a while though
Posted by: hogmartin at January 02, 2017 03:03 PM (8nWyX)
If Trump goes soft or is impeded in Congress at the start, we'll know how all this will turn out for us.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 03:03 PM (tlaZQ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2017 03:03 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 03:03 PM (dKiJG)
This is Khmer Rouge, Nazi, Jonestown-level idiocy, nothing more.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 02, 2017 03:03 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2017 03:03 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2017 03:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 02, 2017 03:04 PM (91WkX)
them. Like 'racist', which is now being replaced by "white supremacist"
or "white nationalist" as the progressive go-to insult label.
I predict 'privileged' will soon follow
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Kinda like "male chauvinist pig". Libs are so ADHD. Always changing labels and terms. Liberal is now progressive because liberal was failing. So instead of changing their mind, they change their labels. Pathetic.
Posted by: Dang at January 02, 2017 03:04 PM (8b+oT)
People are such idiots. Whoever the Republican was who ran against him and lost must be a real big loser.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 02:58 PM (tlaZQ)
You gotta be shitting me. The man is orange, orange I tell ya.
Who would vote for an orange asshole for Congress?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2017 03:05 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: zombie at January 02, 2017 03:05 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: willow at January 02, 2017 03:06 PM (R7cwD)
The wife and I picked up Joking Hazard the other day. It's like Cards Against Humanity, but with pictures.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 02, 2017 03:06 PM (mPyCN)
"
So, that's how I got such a great tax break on my yacht!
Posted by: Liberal hero and actual hero tm John Kerry at January 02, 2017 03:06 PM (1SAjh)
As long at it has zero effect.
My awareness is raised about as much as I care to have it raised, at this point, if I am not aware of it, it's because I have other things I care about.
As I get older I like to choose what gets to occupy the space between my ears.
And what doesn't.
Posted by: navybrat at January 02, 2017 03:06 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 02, 2017 03:06 PM (FYrz1)
- neontaster (@neontaster) January 1, 2017
For the blank line I checked it and wrote in:
"Able to afford douchebaggy 'privilege shaming' cards"
They also need a tagline of "Winning Is Evil" at the bottom.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 02, 2017 03:06 PM (zc3Db)
It would have to be Syrian Kurdistan, because Turkey is in NATO (for some reason) and the US recognises Iraq's borders (despite that the useless government there hasn't a hope in hell of defending them).
Syrian Kurdistan is basically an extension of Turkish Kurdistan, so Sultan Recep would immediately move to annex it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 03:06 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Guam tipper at January 02, 2017 03:07 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: Other 'Gift Cards' at January 02, 2017 03:07 PM (4uaSQ)
Posted by: Dang at January 02, 2017 03:07 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: The Other Guy at January 02, 2017 03:07 PM (zN6hU)
Recognizing a Kurdistan is an answer to a series of questions that really aren't on the table.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 02, 2017 03:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 03:08 PM (91WkX)
So, like Obama's comment about eating dogs?
Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2017 03:08 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: The Other Guy at January 02, 2017 03:09 PM (zN6hU)
#ThisIsWhyYouGotTrump
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 03:09 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:09 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:09 PM (cPsPa)
"allowed"?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 02, 2017 03:10 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 02, 2017 03:10 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:10 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2017 03:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:10 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 03:11 PM (6QnGR)
A requirement to carry your "Little Red Book" like during the Chinese Cultural Revolution?
Posted by: The Other Guy at January 02, 2017 03:11 PM (zN6hU)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 03:11 PM (91WkX)
>> not allowed to talk back.
Oh, I think handing it back after wiping my ass with it might be about right.
Posted by: JEM at January 02, 2017 03:11 PM (TppKb)
Honest "Check Your Privilege" cards
which have THIS printed on them:
"As a white/Christian/cis/able/straight man, you are an unperson with no basic rights. I am a minority and as such I have all the power and privilege in modern society, after the success of the recent Social Justice Revolution. If I had my druthers, you would be in a concentration camp right now, but we're not quite at that stage in the revolution yet, unfortunately. Just consider yourself on notice, you filthy pig, and 'check your privilege,' which is code for 'Keep your white mouth shut, Unperson,' until we can line you all up against a brick wall. Soon."
Then walk around handing them out to strangers.
Posted by: zombie at January 02, 2017 03:12 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2017 03:12 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Charles Foster Kane at January 02, 2017 03:12 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: zombie at January 02, 2017 03:12 PM (jBuUi)
"allowed"?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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Yes. Anyone who isn't on that little list never makes comments others cannot agree or relate to. FANTASY LAND, AHOY!
Posted by: Dang at January 02, 2017 03:12 PM (8b+oT)
For the Kurds, naturally, a meeting of exile leaders in the lovely Vietnamese city of Hue ("Kurds, in Hue, Denounce Saddam's Genocide Campaign").
And there used to be some idiotic Soviet-front outfit called the Asian Peoples' Solidarity Organization (APSO). If they had merely chosen to hold an event in occupied Tibet, we'd have had:
"Lhasa APSO Convention Denounces US Imperialism"
Posted by: rhomboid at January 02, 2017 03:13 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Hank at January 02, 2017 03:14 PM (D+c+G)
Posted by: m at January 02, 2017 03:14 PM (3jGss)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFbUp8916_o
Uniting one "Kurdistan" makes about as much sense as uniting Spain with Portugal.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 03:14 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:14 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: 13times at January 02, 2017 03:14 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:14 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 02, 2017 03:14 PM (97XyN)
Violence against douchebaggery is Protected Speech.
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2017 03:15 PM (4uaSQ)
Posted by: Ripley at January 02, 2017 03:15 PM (1BQGO)
Wait, are you pissing your pants?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2017 03:15 PM (kTF2Z)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hwa5kb8
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2017 03:15 PM (sDYG4)
Posted by: m
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Fist privilege.
Posted by: Dang at January 02, 2017 03:15 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 03:03 PM (tlaZQ)
You know how it's gonna go. The GOPe is primed and ready.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2017 03:16 PM (g+ibI)
It will never happen. People with that much indoctrination cannot be reasoned out of it.
Which is why all commies must die.
Posted by: navybrat at January 02, 2017 03:16 PM (w7KSn)
And there used to be some idiotic Soviet-front outfit called the Asian Peoples' Solidarity Organization (APSO). If they had merely chosen to hold an event in occupied Tibet, we'd have had:
"Lhasa APSO Convention Denounces US Imperialism"
Posted by: rhomboid at January 02, 2017 03:13 PM (QDnY+)
the truth is always stranger, seems funnier too, than fiction!
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:16 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 02, 2017 03:16 PM (U6f54)
I'm going to go with negative one.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:16 PM (kumBu)
1. Should be punched immediately
2. Should not be your friend
3. Should not be talked to or interacted with
4. People who do not even deserve eye contact.
See, these cards are useful!
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 03:16 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
It's the only privilege worth having.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 03:16 PM (91WkX)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 02, 2017 03:17 PM (ul9CR)
Norman: coordinate. Norman: coordinate.
Posted by: Alice #69 at January 02, 2017 03:17 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 02, 2017 03:17 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, ATPist at January 02, 2017 03:17 PM (3mBAO)
Fur coats.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 03:18 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 03:18 PM (91WkX)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 02, 2017 03:10 PM (GzDYP)
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Thank God they finally got rid of the Michael Savage show. I can't stand that guy.
I'm glad for Larry - I like listening to him.
Posted by: bluebell at January 02, 2017 03:18 PM (sBOL1)
It's a nice card for them to wake up to in traction. Then they'll have 'massive hospital bill' privilege.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:19 PM (kumBu)
Check your privilege:
White
Socioeconomic
Christian
Male
Heterosexual
Citizen
"My privilege is . . . Socioeconomic and White"?
"I am . . . Heterosexual and Citizen"?
Posted by: m at January 02, 2017 03:19 PM (3jGss)
The Kurds are and continue to be very helpful in many respects (well, not sure about the Turkish ones, that's a kettle of differently colored horses). I'm just saying in response to Patrick's good question that recognizing a Kurdistan, for practical reasons, just doesn't amount to much at the moment.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 02, 2017 03:19 PM (QDnY+)
A job.
Posted by: Dang at January 02, 2017 03:19 PM (8b+oT)
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A "fuck you leftist" sticker????
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 02, 2017 03:19 PM (JNDQi)
I think that I'd be incluned to invoke my lugee privilege against amybody who handed that to me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 03:19 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: hillary (. ) (' ) at January 02, 2017 03:19 PM (lJXY3)
lie. But Shaun King is a white man, so Shaun King must be lying. But
Shaun King cannot tell a lie because he recognizes the evil of white
privilege. But only white men lie.
Norman: coordinate. Norman: coordinate.
Posted by: Alice #69 at January 02, 2017 03:17 PM
--
I see what you're doing here.
[soft golf clap]
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 03:19 PM (J5mC3)
MAGA cap. Or a cap with your favorite firearms manufacturer's logo on it. (I know this one from personal experience.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 02, 2017 03:19 PM (ul9CR)
How many more do you need?
There have been three elbow threads this afterno...
Wait.
You don't have the AoSHQ Platinum membership....do you?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2017 03:19 PM (J+eG2)
With all proceeds going to a center for immigrant youth.
Sounds like a Shillary org.
Posted by: Bruce at January 02, 2017 03:20 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2017 03:15 PM (kTF2Z)
Heh.
Posted by: m at January 02, 2017 03:20 PM (3jGss)
I got a chuckle that Butt's Twitter handle is JBooty_88.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:20 PM (GsAUU)
"My Other Car Is a Coalburner"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 02, 2017 03:21 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 02, 2017 03:21 PM (CLKfs)
Saying..."Fuck you" to a leftist's face seems to work too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2017 03:21 PM (J+eG2)
110
Besides an NRA membership sticker on the tailgate of the truck, what else says "fuck you" to the leftists?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 02, 2017 03:16 PM (U6f54)
This. The Bonnie Blue Flag.
http://tinyurl.com/zdtcrkg
Posted by: The Other Guy at January 02, 2017 03:21 PM (zN6hU)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hwa5kb8
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2017 03:15 PM (sDYG4)
Yes, it was high-larious.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 03:21 PM (6QnGR)
Yeah I got one of those one day because I parked on the line because the guy to my left was a foot over the line on my other side.
But I'm sure that parking lot avenger got a self righteous boner, and that's what it's really about.
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2017 03:21 PM (1SAjh)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 02, 2017 03:22 PM (ul9CR)
Shaun King says everything the white man says is a lie. But Shaun King
is a white man, so Shaun King must be lying. But Shaun King cannot tell a
lie because he recognizes the evil of white privilege. But only white
men lie.
Also, never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2017 03:22 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Usntakim at January 02, 2017 03:22 PM (hMqvx)
How come when I say "I am a liar" my logic circuit doesn't explode?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:22 PM (kumBu)
A prolife bumper sticker
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2017 03:22 PM (1SAjh)
Socioeconomic
Christian
Male
Heterosexual
Citizen
---
So they are saying:
1. All "African Americans" have privilege
2. All "LGBTxyz Americans" have privilege
3. All "Muslim Americans" have privilege
4. All "Poor Americans" have privilege
So basically EVERY SINGLE person in the USA who is here legally has privilege.
Even if that person belongs to a favored Democrat Victim Group.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 03:23 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 03:24 PM (6FqZa)
Coexist bumper sticker made out of the gun company logos.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2017 03:24 PM (E9ede)
Posted by: RKae at January 02, 2017 03:24 PM (AmP+5)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 03:25 PM (J5mC3)
"My Other Car Is a Coalburner"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed
That describes any electric car.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2017 03:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:22 PM (kumBu)
only problematic if you are telling a lie.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:25 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 03:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 03:26 PM (PY9jH)
Though I wonder if there's some complication due to the use of company logos? Dunno.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 02, 2017 03:26 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
go with automotive zip ties.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:26 PM (cPsPa)
Nothing good, I'm sure. Well, let me tell you, you lazy,
good-for-nothing thing...
Posted by: Stella Michelle #976 at January 02, 2017 03:26 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2017 03:26 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Use gorrilla glue to attach it.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 03:26 PM (91WkX)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 03:26 PM (9MInk)
1. Obtain a supply (apparently available for the low, low price of $2/
2. 'Check off' the privileges you qualify for. (Consider adding 'AoSHQ' for the 8th Privilege of the World.)
3. When confronted with such a harping demand, hand the card to the demanding SJW with the droll statement "Already have."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2017 03:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:25 PM (cPsPa) "
I've never told a lie in my life. Everything I say is rated "Mostly True" by Snopes.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:27 PM (kumBu)
It's got protein, dairy, nuts(meg)...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 03:27 PM (6QtJv)
I'm glad for Larry - I like listening to him.
Posted by: bluebell at January 02, 2017 03:18 PM (sBOL1)
Yes! A good way to start 2017.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 02, 2017 03:27 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2017 03:28 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 02, 2017 03:28 PM (QDnY+)
A prolife bumper sticker
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2017 03:22 PM (1SAjh)
--When I was at FSU a friend of mine had one that read "Only half the patients who enter abortion clinics come out alive."
I've also seen some around here about praying the rosary to save America.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:29 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 03:29 PM (6QnGR)
Got it.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2017 03:29 PM (+EcTP)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:29 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 02, 2017 03:28 PM (QDnY+)
They must think plastics come from trees.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 03:29 PM (0mRoj)
...........
Passing their Prius on the freeway in my F350 doing 80.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2017 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Croms Dirty Dirty Sock Drawer at January 02, 2017 03:30 PM (xudgf)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:30 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:30 PM (cPsPa)
I recently heard a very effective response to this whole "white privilege" canard. I don't remember where I found it. But here is the quote:
"My skin is not a privilege."
- It's effective because it's brief and striking. I tried it out on a liberal friend. And it rocked him back on his heels. He didn't know how to respond to that. You could see the gears turning; but he couldn't come up with a response. He soon changed the subject to the 'need' for universal healthcare.
And had I thought of it at the time, I would have added the following notion:
YOU are the one promoting racism by singling out a group of people as being less deserving based on their skin color.
- And then just insist that he defend that outrageous position.
We need to keep them on the defensive by highlighting their own blatant racism.
If he says, 'But wait, I'm white. And you're saying I'M somehow racist against white people?"
Response: Yeah, I can't explain your crazy racism. So you're a self-hating caucasian. How is your insane racism my problem?
Make them own and wear their rotten ideas.
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 02, 2017 03:30 PM (dDOWg)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2017 03:30 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Usntakim at January 02, 2017 03:30 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Javems at January 02, 2017 03:30 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 02, 2017 03:31 PM (9iR5/)
I like it.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:29 PM (GsAUU)
fish feel shame?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:31 PM (cPsPa)
2. All "LGBTxyz Americans" have privilege
3. All "Muslim Americans" have privilege
4. All "Poor Americans" have privilege
So basically EVERY SINGLE person in the USA who is here legally has privilege.
Even if that person belongs to a favored Democrat Victim Group.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at
January 02, 2017 03:23 PM (J5mC3)
Logic and coherence are not progressive strengths.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 03:32 PM (6QnGR)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Dude, please! Since I'm a famous Coloradoan, could you at least spell my name right?
Posted by: Alferd Packer at January 02, 2017 03:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2017 03:01 PM (kTF2Z)
God only loved them enough to make them petty.
Posted by: m at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM (3jGss)
fish feel shame?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:31 PM (cPsPa)
According to PETA, they can tell time and recognize faces. I kid you not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: josephistan at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM (7HtZB)
are great. I am great. Twenty years of groping to prove the things I'd
done before were not accidents. Seminars and lectures to rows of fools
who couldn't begin to understand my systems. Colleagues. Colleagues
laughing behind my back at the boy wonder and becoming famous building
on my work. Building on my work. We all know Pluto's not a planet!!! Bush didn't suck Islamic dick as the Religion of Peace for 8 years but said he wanted to kill them all in a crusade!!! Where the fuck is MY privilege card!!!
Posted by: neil degrasse tyson talking to his M-2 computer at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM (lJXY3)
Discuss.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM (+EcTP)
Posted by: bluebell at January 02, 2017 03:18 PM (sBOL1)
On one hand, I can't hate Savage because he was my first drive-home conservative host with the "is anyone else enraged by this?" attitude. On the other hand, he's been going into odd tirades for years, and I really don't care about your little poodle and if I wanted to hear two hours of griping about how the food at the Chinese restaurant wasn't quite right, I'd consult my grandpa at the ouija board. On the other hand (I've got a bag of hands here, just ask if you need any), he does make some relevant points. Also my local station ditched Mark Levin in favor of Dave Ramsey, which I guess is fine if you need advice on a mortgage but not so much if you use AM radio to listen to angry men talk about politics.
Also if anybody needs some hands, I've got loads of them.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2017 03:34 PM (O1mJa)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:34 PM (GsAUU)
I was going to go with "Possessing comically large genitals," but that works too.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:34 PM (kumBu)
Discuss.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2017 03:34 PM (+EcTP)
Besides an NRA membership sticker on the tailgate of the truck, what else says "fuck you" to the leftists?
Saw a pick up around town the other day with a Stars and Bars bumper sticker; *not* the Confederate Battle Flag, but the Stars and Bars.
I was amused at the subtlety.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 02, 2017 03:35 PM (Oi5b2)
I calmly asked him if he was LE and asked for his ID (obviously he wasn't but formalities and such,) told him that I took his refusal to answer as a "no" and went on my way, leaving him ranting behind me about "survivalist tea party terrorists" and somesuch.
He wanted to call the cops on me because he didn't like my hat. It was a rather unnerving experience.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 02, 2017 03:35 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)
well, we were at a friends house yesterday and they had a large fish tank in their foyer. none of the fish cared when anyone walked by, however, when the lady of the house approached every one of the fish swam to the front right corner of the tank. every time she approached.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 02, 2017 03:36 PM (6n332)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:36 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: LegalCCW and carrying at January 02, 2017 03:36 PM (v9gSJ)
well, we were at a friends house yesterday and
they had a large fish tank in their foyer. none of the fish cared when
anyone walked by, however, when the lady of the house approached every
one of the fish swam to the front right corner of the tank. every time
she approached.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:35 PM (cPsPa)
She should try putting a clock in the tank.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 03:36 PM (PY9jH)
http://tinyurl.com/hvdvr79
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 03:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 02, 2017 03:37 PM (91WkX)
Posted by: neil degrasse tyson talking to his M-2 computer at January 02, 2017 03:37 PM (lJXY3)
fish feel shame?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:31 PM (cPsPa)
According to PETA, they can tell time and recognize faces. I kid you not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)
I had a betta fish that would swim over to the the side of the tank when ever I came into the room. None of my other fish have ever seemed to recognize me.
Posted by: josephistan at January 02, 2017 03:38 PM (7HtZB)
The explosion was spectacular.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 03:38 PM (prEBe)
You should have called the Police, and reported an emotionally distraught individual hanging around small children playing in the park.
And give them his description.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2017 03:38 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2017 03:38 PM (sDYG4)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:38 PM (GsAUU)
Obviously I'm not counting rich people who are sick or in wheelchairs.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2017 03:38 PM (+EcTP)
How about NFL or NBA players?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2017 03:39 PM (J+eG2)
Discuss.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM
Are you kidding? We're consistently paid less than our female colleagues.
Posted by: L. D. Silver at January 02, 2017 03:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2017 03:40 PM (+EcTP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2017 03:40 PM (kTF2Z)
Only important to people with Solar Privilege. What's so special about the Sun, anyway? Everyone knows a year is the amount of time it takes the great serpent Jormungandr to circumnavigate Niflheim.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:41 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 02, 2017 03:41 PM (c1VpD)
How would Sting be of any help?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 03:41 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:09 PM (kumBu)
Those are sometimes pretty funny. At least some of the ones I've thought about printing out.
Posted by: m at January 02, 2017 03:41 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:41 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The Guy Who Posts After the Thread's Dead (est. 12/30/16) at January 02, 2017 03:41 PM (e9mZG)
How would Sting be of any help?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 03:41 PM (6FqZa)
He could have told the guy to not stand so close to him.
Posted by: josephistan at January 02, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:31
Goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds. So, I doubt they worry too much.
Posted by: Piscatorial Psychologist at January 02, 2017 03:42 PM (v9gSJ)
Gosh look at all of that privilege I have. What does that come with? The ability to bust my ass and try to stay afloat in Barry's shitty economy while being blamed for everyone else's problems.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2017 03:42 PM (auHtY)
Privileged.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2017 03:40 PM (+EcTP)
Temporally, anyway.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2017 03:42 PM (+EcTP)
There's always someone who just can't resist the low hanging fruit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2017 03:42 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:31 PM
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According to PETA, they can tell time and recognize faces. I kid you not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM
It's true. Whenever I walk over to the tank, they know it's feeding time.
Posted by: M.C. Feeding at January 02, 2017 03:42 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 03:42 PM (91WkX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon without a basestar at January 02, 2017 03:42 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 02, 2017 03:43 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The Guy Who Posts After the Thread's Dead (est. 12/30/16) at January 02, 2017 03:44 PM (e9mZG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)
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PeTA also keep trying to "rename" fish to "sea kittens".
It amused me until I found out the whole point was to market this towards children.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 03:44 PM (prEBe)
I have been passed on for promotions because I am a white male.
I worked for a company who hired women and minorities regularly but me and the other white guys who were doing all the real work were brought in as contractors so the company could brag about how diverse they were. We had a black woman (nice gal) who did nothing but staple papers together and pose for pictures.
What does all this privilege buy me again?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 02, 2017 03:44 PM (18h+i)
If someone is straight, white, rich, citizen but a raging leftist like the Commiewood douchebags does the privilege card still apply?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM (auHtY)
You just know it's killing them they won't have "their" private jet at their disposal anymore.
January 20 cannot get here quickly enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)
Discuss.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2017 03:33 PM (+EcTP)
No, because they are talked about all the time.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM (9MInk)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 02, 2017 03:41 PM (c1VpD) "
Unfortunately, yes. In many places it can be considered misdemeanor assault and/or battery.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 03:42 PM (91WkX)
Do busty lesbian pron stars make 77% of what their male costars make?
Posted by: josephistan at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM (7HtZB)
That's the flag in my picture window now. Very few people know what it is.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM (0mRoj)
the Sun, anyway? Everyone knows a year is the amount of time it takes
the great serpent Jormungandr to circumnavigate Niflheim.
I think you mean Xormungandr, you hater.
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2017 03:46 PM (LAe3v)
What does all this privilege buy me again?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 02, 2017 03:44 PM (18h+i)
The chance to be blamed for all of their problems.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2017 03:46 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 02, 2017 03:41 PM
Only if you do it into the wind.
Posted by: Slim at January 02, 2017 03:46 PM (DMUuz)
Act of War?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2017 03:46 PM (sRFAL)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:46 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 02, 2017 03:44 PM (18h+i) "
15 privilege cards for the hat, 25 for the tote bag.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:46 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Hank at January 02, 2017 03:14 PM (D+c+G)
Pics.
Posted by: m at January 02, 2017 03:46 PM (3jGss)
The explosion was spectacular.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady
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You made laugh loud enough to wake the dog.
Thanks!
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 03:47 PM (6QtJv)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:47 PM (GsAUU)
I should get some "Check Your Fascism" cards printed as a response.
Do you use the govt, School/Work administration to coerce:
People to not speak
People to fund what you like
People to bow to your demands...
Posted by: Willy J. at January 02, 2017 03:47 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM (0mRoj)
======================
No it's the eyelid tattoos. Creeps people out.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2017 03:47 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Zombie Mao at January 02, 2017 03:47 PM (zN6hU)
Israel's leaders currently fly with one of Israel's three largest public airlines and often travel on commercial flights.
According to Channel 2, the plane will be equipped with Elbit Systems' '"Flight Guard" missile defense system, which is designed to protect the aircraft from shoulder-launched missiles during takeoff and landing.
The plane arrived in Israel in summer, 2016, and is currently being retrofitted by Israel Aerospace Industries (IAI). It is expected to go into service this summer.
Further details about the aircraft are currently under military censorship. Photographs of the plane have been blurred to comply with the military censor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2017 03:47 PM (sRFAL)
That poor Sidney Crosby. He's oppressed, I tell you!
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:48 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 03:48 PM (6QnGR)
Posted by: R. DUKE at January 02, 2017 03:48 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: josephistan at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM
THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A TRICK QUESTION!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 02, 2017 03:49 PM (DMUuz)
Is it against the law to spit in someone's face?
***
You could probably invent some disability that causes you to spit in peoples faces.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 02, 2017 03:49 PM (18h+i)
It amused me until I found out the whole point was to market this towards children.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 03:44 PM (prEBe)
so what do you grab em by?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:49 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 03:49 PM (6QnGR)
Do they come with insurance for each time you're punched in the face in response?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2017 03:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2017 03:50 PM (zLDYs)
Israel's leaders currently fly with one of Israel's three largest public airlines and often travel on commercial flights.
According to Channel 2, the plane will be equipped with Elbit Systems' '"Flight Guard" missile defense system, which is designed to protect the aircraft from shoulder-launched missiles during takeoff and landing.
The plane arrived in Israel in summer, 2016, and is currently being retrofitted by Israel Aerospace Industries (IAI). It is expected to go into service this summer.
Further details about the aircraft are currently under military censorship. Photographs of the plane have been blurred to comply with the military censor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January
not much for new plane.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:50 PM (cPsPa)
I'd like to give her a card with these boxes checked:
Do my laundry
Fix me a sammich
Don't mouth off when you're doing it, honey.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2017 03:50 PM (auHtY)
Although I will get a free Bloomin' Onion at Outback tomorrow since the Gators are gonna win.
Posted by: A Sullen Iowa Hawkeye Fan at January 02, 2017 03:50 PM (e9mZG)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 03:49 PM (6QnGR)
=======================
Flipping between the hockey game and Badger game and Ace and Mom calling me on the phone twice for no reason.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2017 03:50 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2017 03:51 PM (dbc6Q)
Thanks!
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 03:47 PM (6QtJv)
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*curtsy with a flourish* You're more than welcome
And ear scritches to the poor awakened pupper.Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 03:51 PM (prEBe)
Silly. You grab them by the dorsal fin so that you can set them in your lap where you can hold them and pet them and name them George.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 02, 2017 03:51 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2017 03:51 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword
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It's called assault, thus the ensuing ass whipping is self defense.
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 03:51 PM (6QtJv)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:52 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 02, 2017 03:52 PM (QQ+il)
Is it against the law to spit in someone's face?
***
You could probably invent some disability that causes you to spit in peoples faces.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 02, 2017 03:49 PM (18h+i)
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I'm sorry officer. I have Tourette's.
SHITFUCKPISSASSHOLE. Spits
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2017 03:52 PM (kTF2Z)
>> invites you to go screw yourself. Thank you.'
My favorite example of such creativity was the coat buttons that read 'down a foot' in Braille.
Posted by: JEM at January 02, 2017 03:52 PM (TppKb)
It amused me until I found out the whole point was to market this towards children.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 03:44 PM (prEBe)
Which is really stupid. Kids don't like kittens because they're called kittens. It doesn't matter what you call it, a kid isn't going to want to cuddle with a fish.
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 03:52 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 02, 2017 03:52 PM (qpela)
Posted by: Decaf at January 02, 2017 03:52 PM (nogKi)
All these Leftist "rules" are designed to do three things:
1. Silence/Intimidate Other
2. Confiscate Other's Property, usually $$
3. Empower the Left
The Left Does Not Believe In Any Of Their Own Bullshit, and neither should you.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 03:53 PM (tlaZQ)
Posted by: A Sullen Iowa Hawkeye Fan at January 02, 2017 03:53 PM (e9mZG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:50 PM (cPsPa)
It's not a new plane. It's a 20 year old leased plane that is being retrofittred . It is the retrofit that is costing the money.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2017 03:53 PM (sRFAL)
In terms of privilege, living in peace while other people die to protect that peace is the biggest one of all.
Neither I nor any other service member begrudges anyone that privilege, but if you want to make some obnoxious point about me getting by in life because I'm a white guy...well, we can go there then.
Posted by: CPT11A at January 02, 2017 03:53 PM (hxUdS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)
T minus 17 days 20 hours to Friday, Jan 20, 12:00 EST
Posted by: Public Sevice Announcement at January 02, 2017 03:53 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 03:53 PM (tlaZQ)
Posted by: Pluto at January 02, 2017 03:54 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 03:54 PM (tlaZQ)
Although I will get a free Bloomin' Onion at Outback tomorrow since the Gators are gonna win.
Posted by: A Sullen Iowa Hawkeye Fan at January 02, 2017 03:50 PM (e9mZG)
--I gotta admit, that is a cool promotion but it does me no good since Outback is clear on the other side of town and I gotta work tomorrow.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:55 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2017 03:55 PM (bpfzP)
Sullen doesn't cover it. This alumni viewing party is more like a wake.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 03:55 PM (91WkX)
The rest of Us are forced to go along. Or else.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 03:55 PM (tlaZQ)
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Why not? I'm kinda cute...in a way.
Posted by: A Cuttlefish at January 02, 2017 03:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: The Guy Who Posts After the Thread's Dead (est. 12/30/16) at January 02, 2017 03:56 PM (e9mZG)
Posted by: A Sullen Iowa Hawkeye Fan at January 02, 2017 03:56 PM (e9mZG)
Posted by: A Sullen Iowa Hawkeye Fan at January 02, 2017 03:50 PM (e9mZG)
That's why I'm watching the Cotton Bowl
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 03:56 PM (6QnGR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 03:57 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: A Cuttlefish at January 02, 2017 03:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 03:57 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: A Sullen Iowa Hawkeye Fan at January 02, 2017 03:57 PM (e9mZG)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 02, 2017 03:57 PM (hMqvx)
I try not to be an arrogant prick about having served in the armed
forces, but if I ever got one of these, I'd check "other", write in
"CIVILIAN" and hand it right back.
In terms of privilege, living in peace while other people die to protect that peace is the biggest one of all.
Neither I nor any other service member begrudges anyone that
privilege, but if you want to make some obnoxious point about me getting
by in life because I'm a white guy...well, we can go there then.
Posted by: CPT11A at January 02, 2017 03:53 PM (hxUdS)
Outstanding- and thank you.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 03:57 PM (prEBe)
Posted by: A Sullen Iowa Hawkeye Fan at January 02, 2017 03:53 PM (e9mZG)
--Weird that Pitt beat the Big 10 champ and the ACC champ, then lost their bowl game to Northwestern.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The Monarch at January 02, 2017 03:57 PM (91WkX)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 02, 2017 03:58 PM (6QnGR)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2017 03:55 PM (bpfzP)
--Cotton Bowl is ESPN. I forgot if the Rose Bowl is on next there, or ABC.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:58 PM (GsAUU)
I saw yet another stupid racist NFL promo yesterday to supposedly honor ML King -- some game to be held on MLK Day at King Arena or stadium. Very racist promo that was designed just to open old (and imaginary for the younger black people) wounds.
NFL keeps doing this shit. Or maybe it was CBS' promo for college football. I wasn't paying attention.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 03:58 PM (tlaZQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 03:58 PM (PY9jH)
Well I can see I'm not going to get any sympathy around here.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 02, 2017 03:59 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2017 03:53 PM (sRFAL)
what kind of plane? link to article? retrofit or not it is not much for the plane with all the upgrades.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 03:59 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:58 PM (GsAUU)
ESPN
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 03:59 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2017 03:59 PM (bpfzP)
Fix me a sammich
Don't mouth off when you're doing it, honey.
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Yes! Excellent.
Posted by: Seems legit at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: The Guy Who Posts After the Thread's Dead (est. 12/30/16)
I'm in western WA.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (91WkX)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (CFc5L)
It's the tentacles on my face, isn't it?
Posted by: A Cuttlefish at January 02, 2017 03:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Cuttles are like little baby Cthulhus. Demi gods?
It's too early for this vodka, isn't it?
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (prEBe)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 03:45 PM (0mRoj)
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No it's the eyelid tattoos. Creeps people out.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2017 03:47 PM (bpfzP)
DAMMIT! The career counselor told me eyelid tattoos were like catnip to recruiters! Lying bastich!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (0mRoj)
"intersession recess""
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He could also crap in the Rose Garden in full view of the White House press corps and they would applaud and report it as a first for Obama when in fact he has been metaphorically doing so since Jan 20 2009.
Posted by: Decaf at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (nogKi)
"
If we started calling fat, disgusting libs like Trigglypuf and Lena Dunham supermodels, men would finally like to be with them
Posted by: Ripley at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (1BQGO)
https://tinyurl.com/h8shqkj
Conclusion: Might be Russian in origin, but odds are it's not.
Post scriptum: We actually pay the people who compiled the 'joint report'. Why, and for what, I do not know. I'm surprised they didn't say there were WMD in their report. We don't pay the other guys.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (Gh3fw)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 03:58 PM (GsAUU)
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Thanks logprof. I got all goofed up. I'm used to Time Warner and this place has Charter. Like I can remember two sets of stations. 0____0
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2017 04:01 PM (bpfzP)
"
If we started calling fat, disgusting libs like Trigglypuf and Lena Dunham supermodels, men would finally like to be with them
Posted by: Ripley at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (1BQGO)
Or that land whale from the other day bitching about her hotel bathrobe. Yuck.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 04:01 PM (0mRoj)
Propel water. 5.99
Philly sugar tax 3.04
State tax. .72
Total. 9.75
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 04:01 PM (dKiJG)
Then we enjoyed Clemson (late Dad's alma mater) beating Ohio State, and the Falcon's win over the Saints.
A trifecta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH)
"Hey, check your antidisestablishmentarianism privilege, Bucko."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 02, 2017 04:01 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (0mRoj)
The tear drops might also been a bad call. And the devil on the side of the neck. And the horns.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:02 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Zombie Mao at January 02, 2017 04:02 PM (FlzaQ)
________________
No, Mariah actually had some talent and ability for her job at one time.
Not true for Obama.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 02, 2017 04:02 PM (riF5p)
The only way obama could get away with installing Judy Garland on the Court is with Republican collusion.
And if the Republicans just decide to stand there and do nothing and allow it to happen, that counts as collusion.
Just like they colluded with obama with TPP and the Iran nuke deal.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 04:03 PM (tlaZQ)
https://tinyurl.com/h8shqkj
Conclusion: Might be Russian in origin, but odds are it's not.
Post scriptum: We actually pay the people who compiled the 'joint report'. Why, and for what, I do not know. I'm surprised they didn't say there were WMD in their report. We don't pay the other guys.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at January 02, 2017 04:00 PM (Gh3fw)
Joint report? I am all over that, dude.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at January 02, 2017 04:03 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 04:03 PM (cPsPa)
Propel water. 5.99
Philly sugar tax 3.04
State tax. .72
Total. 9.75
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 04:01 PM (dKiJG)
Wait, Propel should be sweetened with Splenda, right? It's zero calorie.
So, in other words, this is a beverage tax.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:03 PM (92kX2)
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It never is when Dems are in charge, only the
Republican dunces get suckered into it.
Posted by: Decaf at January 02, 2017 04:03 PM (nogKi)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 04:01 PM (0mRoj)
Aggggggg you had to bring that back up :-/
There is a difference between "chubby" and "Baron Harkonnen"
Posted by: hogmartin at January 02, 2017 04:04 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Zombie Mau Mau at January 02, 2017 04:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 02, 2017 04:04 PM (tlaZQ)
What, has he been running around in skimpy underwear in public? Hadn't heard about that outrage yet.
Posted by: Ripley at January 02, 2017 04:05 PM (1BQGO)
Which is really stupid. Kids don't like kittens because they're called kittens. It doesn't matter what you call it, a kid isn't going to want to cuddle with a fish.
Posted by: buzzion
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Meh.
I don't know that I wanted to cuddle a fish as a kid, but I liked them an awful lot.
I especially liked chasing the neighborhood girls around with the eyeballs after a weekend catch on the Chesapeake Bay.
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 04:06 PM (6QtJv)
"Obama Polices Are in Peril as New Congress Get Started"
NY Times headline. Does your heart good.
Posted by: Zombie Mao at January 02, 2017 04:06 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: hogmartin
More like Baron Haagendazian, amirite.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 04:07 PM (91WkX)
someone just tweeted a picture of them buying propel water in Philly and it cost them 9.75
Someone who pays more than tap water price for water is a true moron. (And not in a good way)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2017 04:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at January 02, 2017 04:07 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2017 04:07 PM (LAe3v)
==========================
Oh, I did not need that. At all.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2017 04:08 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Iron Mike at January 02, 2017 04:09 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: DaveA at January 02, 2017 04:10 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: post-1985 Chicago Bears at January 02, 2017 04:10 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 02, 2017 04:10 PM (0x/TW)
http://tinyurl.com/gwaj8uk
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 04:10 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Javems at January 02, 2017 03:30 PM (yOqwj)
Yup....all is fair in love and war. And since this is WAR, I will take everything damn thing I can and then some.
Fuck liberals and their made up fantasy land BS.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2017 04:11 PM (5VlCp)
Ace, you forgot the tagline:
And that's why you got Trump.
****
Actually "That's why you got Trump" should be printed on a card and handed back to someone who gives out one of these privilege cards
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 02, 2017 04:11 PM (18h+i)
Fine. Then *I'll* complain the robes in hotels are too damn big, dragging on the floor for my 5'0 short self- Oppression Olympics!!!! Pfft.
If a standard One Size Fits Most, doesn't fit you, Princess Pufflebutt, bring your own robe with you.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 04:12 PM (prEBe)
And that's why you got Trump.
****
Actually "That's why you got Trump" should be printed on a card and handed back to someone who gives out one of these privilege cards
To CafePress!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2017 04:12 PM (E9ede)
Posted by: 13times at January 02, 2017 04:13 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: Ripley at January 02, 2017 04:05 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Josh Earnest at January 02, 2017 04:13 PM (DMUuz)
they're gonna get triggered if they do.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 02, 2017 04:13 PM (ijXQr)
If a standard One Size Fits Most, doesn't fit you, Princess Pufflebutt, bring your own robe with you.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 04:12 PM (prEBe)
meh, get a second robe and tie the arms together.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 04:13 PM (cPsPa)
I especially liked chasing the neighborhood girls around with the eyeballs after a weekend catch on the Chesapeake Bay.
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 04:06 PM (6QtJv)
I think that proves my point
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 04:13 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: melanerpes at January 02, 2017 04:14 PM (Jpmxi)
If those cards were really a thing,
I would need to have-
GFY cards printed.
Side one: GFY!!! (with wacky exclamation points)
Side Two:
You received this card because no one cares what you have to say about anything.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2017 04:14 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 02, 2017 04:14 PM (mEjqT)
Heh, didn't know the MOS codes changed. I'll have to look. I was a 1542 back in the day.
Posted by: Javems at January 02, 2017 04:15 PM (yOqwj)
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I saw that on Weasel Zipper.
The tax is 1.5 cents per oz. My guess is that was a case of water.
And if you notice, the transaction was voided.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 04:15 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 04:16 PM (91WkX)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 02, 2017 04:16 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 04:16 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:02 PM
You realize that's a microaggression against University of Texas (D-Austin) fans?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2017 04:16 PM (DMUuz)
Sounds like AtC has big sister.
You don't perchance have a predilection towards peach shakes
and trampolines?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2017 04:16 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 02, 2017 04:17 PM (suO/a)
To CafePress!
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hahaha.
Absolutely effing brilliant!
That is why I adore the Horde.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 04:17 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 04:15 PM (J5mC3)
So...you're saying they drank the $9 bottle of water?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2017 04:17 PM (9q7Dl)
I especially liked chasing the neighborhood girls around with the eyeballs after a weekend catch on the Chesapeake Bay.
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 04:06 PM (6QtJv)
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So you're the SOB that started all this?
Posted by: SJWs that grew up in the Chesapeake area and went on to Oberlin at January 02, 2017 04:17 PM (kTF2Z)
NY Times headline. Does your heart good.
Posted by: Zombie Mao at January 02, 2017 04:06 PM (NbJXF)
Swoon!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 02, 2017 04:17 PM (GzDYP)
guess he wanted to be clear about that.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 04:19 PM (cPsPa)
Not sure if equal, sucralose, etc. are included. I know HFC syrup is.
Old hot: stealing cigarettes
New hot: stealing full sugar Pepsi and V8 Splash
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 04:19 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 04:15 PM
Well, that water can propel itself through you faster than beer or iced tea.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2017 04:19 PM (DMUuz)
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I actually know what that word means, but it sounds like a mutated form of a cancerous STD.
Odd choice of names, but roll with it - it works.
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 04:19 PM (6QtJv)
they're gonna get triggered if they do.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 02, 2017 04:13 PM (ijXQr)
Just ask them if you should pin it to your sleeve or get it tattooed across your forearm,. This is where this is heading. It is truly amazing that we have managed to circle back around to this point.
I mean people are people. The people who did the kind of things that the Nazis did in the 30's and 40's are no different than people are now, but you would think/hope that it would at least take... maybe a 100 years at least before they would start trotting out the same tactics.
Marking for designated hate and ridicule.
Calls for extermination (LD, et al saying that white hetero men should be made extinct.)
These people are sprinting over the line into true evil. Willingly. And just as before, they think they are doing the right and noble thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:20 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, day drinking at January 02, 2017 04:21 PM (91WkX)
Marking for designated hate and ridicule.
Calls for extermination (LD, et al saying that white hetero men should be made extinct.)
These people are sprinting over the line into true evil. Willingly. And just as before, they think they are doing the right and noble thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January
same people, different target.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 04:21 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Soda Stream at January 02, 2017 04:21 PM (W6Ch1)
Chicago Murder Rate for 2016 is higher than NYC and LA combined.
Detroit says "Thanks for making us look safe. Same to you St. Louis."
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 04:22 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2017 04:16 PM (DMUuz)
Well, it is Austin, so I will leave it alone.
Did you see that though? Some guy (and I bet he is a board member at a fortune 500 company) had surgery to cause bone formations that started to grow on his head like horns.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:23 PM (92kX2)
Here's how to f-up a perfectly good NHL telecast:
First, put the cameras so far above the ice that it's hard to follow the puck! Instead of 'Winter Classic'? Call it the "U-2 Drone" bowl,
And then, during the most exciting part of the live action, interview some teenage chick about what an honor it was to be on the Olympic gymnastics team... 6 months ago.
And finally, during the next most exciting part of the game, have the Hull brothers reminisce about what hockey was like back when Grover Cleveland was president.
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2017 04:23 PM (jpzQ9)
Some stocky old man who's been a janitor for the university for forty years is going to clean up after this blue-haired face-pierced harridan, and all the accident of their birth will not come up. I don't want it to, either.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 02, 2017 04:23 PM (VdICR)
Could be, but:
1. That'd be about 200 ounces.
2. Even at a price club, I don't think you could get that much Propel for only ~6 bucks.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 04:23 PM (kumBu)
FYI, if your bath towel has an odor, it should be washed. If it doesn't stink, you can use it another day.
Real news, totally not faked.
I read it on the internet so it must be true.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 04:24 PM (h9ykt)
These people are sprinting over the line into true evil. Willingly. And just as before, they think they are doing the right and noble thing.
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People believe in ghosts.
They believe in UFOs.
They believe in angels.
Yet people don't believe in evil.
But when you see what is going on in the world, it seems that evil is taking a foothold in our world.
Yet people are in denial.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who is tired of dealing with crazy people at January 02, 2017 04:24 PM (J5mC3)
guess he wanted to be clear about that.
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
Fugu? Same to you mister!
( Yes I know what it is.)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 02, 2017 04:24 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2017 04:24 PM (PY9jH)
Unless it actually is showing, then I'll tuck it back in an zip up
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 02, 2017 04:24 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2017 04:25 PM (dbc6Q)
So you're the SOB that started all this?
Posted by: SJWs that grew up in the Chesapeake area and went on to Oberlin
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Heh.
All the kids would gather around while we cleaned fish in the driveway.
I believe my first kiss eventually came (years later) from the only girl that would help scale & gut them. I even taught her to use the spoon to scoop out the eyeballs.
*I didn't know you grew up here, too. Or did i?
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 04:25 PM (6QtJv)
( Yes I know what it is.)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 02, 2017 04:24 PM (uhftQ)
well, given your nic you should know. my guess was morons in general would know.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 04:26 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 02, 2017 04:27 PM (mEjqT)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE FROM OHIO GOES TO OBERLIN
Posted by: Ben Roe...Roth...Whateverburger at January 02, 2017 04:28 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 04:28 PM (dKiJG)
and trampolines?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2017 04:16 PM (J+eG2)
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Ummm...I can't do trampolines. Anymore. But I do make a helluva home made peach "wine". (It's not wine, we call it wine- and put in it Mason jars).
There's someone shorter than me? Who IS this blessed person???
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 04:28 PM (prEBe)
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 04:29 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 04:30 PM (cPsPa)
A Gattaca reference deserves a hat tip in any context.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 02, 2017 04:30 PM (8nWyX)
It's the tentacles on my face, isn't it?
Posted by: A Cuttlefish at January 02, 2017 03:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Why should that be a problem?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2017 04:32 PM (EzgxV)
Maybe toss in a dash of worcestshire, maybe a bit of white wine or brandy to "deglaze" once the garlic is browning up?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 02, 2017 04:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 02, 2017 04:33 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:02 PM (92kX2)
I always thought the cursive name tattooed on the side of the neck was a good idea.
When the Zetas cut off your head as a warning the police can more easily identify your remains among the tangle of limbs in that shallow, rural grave.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 04:33 PM (9MInk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:33 PM (92kX2)
For these cards the app should just play a loud laugh when you take the picture. Or an app that makes the camera flash followed by the laugh so you don't fill your phones memory.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 02, 2017 04:34 PM (W6Ch1)
Started watching World Championship Darts.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 04:35 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:33 PM (92kX2)
not so much good, more less bad than everything else.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 04:35 PM (cPsPa)
When the Zetas cut off your head as a warning the police can more easily identify your remains among the tangle of limbs in that shallow, rural grave.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 04:33 PM (9MInk)
At the convenience store where I bought cigarettes in college ($1.36 a pack!) one of the cashiers had a bar-code tattooed on his neck. It was the bar-code for his brand of cigarettes.
Imagine interviewing for the FBI and explaining that one (although I do not think that was an issue in this guy's case.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:36 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2017 04:36 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 02, 2017 04:30 PM (8nWyX)
I score fewer points on the AoS scale because it isn't a Gattaca-dick-joke.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 02, 2017 04:37 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2017 04:38 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:33 PM (92kX2)
Yes it's pretty good, it's on Amazon Prime.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 04:38 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Impudent Warwick at January 02, 2017 04:38 PM (My5QK)
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2017 04:36 PM (stTTh)
You do have to admire the capitalism inherent in these though, even though the purchaser probably hates capitalism, the guy who printed them up was like "Whatever, lefty money spends just like anyone else's."
Although it does remind me of the Khrushchev quote about rope.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:38 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Ben Roe...Roth...Whateverburger at January 02, 2017 04:39 PM (mt8X9)
I'll give the first ep a shot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:40 PM (92kX2)
( Yes I know what it is.)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 02, 2017 04:24 PM (uhftQ)
well, given your nic you should know. my guess was morons in general would know.
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
People pay thousands to risk their lives. I can do that sort of thing for free by going to a bad neighborhood.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 02, 2017 04:40 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 04:41 PM (h9ykt)
Leaked audio of Secretary Kerry reveals Obama intentionally allowed the rise of ISIS!!!
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/01/01/absolutely -stunning-leaked-audio- of-secretary-kerry-reveals-president-obama -intentionally-allowed-rise- of-isis/#comments%20ment-page-3/#comments
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 04:41 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at January 02, 2017 04:41 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: no good deed at January 02, 2017 04:41 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: Ben Roe...Roth...Whateverburger at January 02, 2017 04:39 PM (mt8X9)
Ace is agnoticish, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:41 PM (92kX2)
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If Obama recognises the Palestinian State then Trump will be entitled to do the same for Kurds. In fact Kurds have more rights to a state as they are a distinct ethnic group without a country whereas the Palestinians are just Arabs of which there are many states.
Posted by: Decaf at January 02, 2017 04:42 PM (nogKi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:36 PM (92kX2)
Not the most permanent solution. I'm told he companies change the bar-code from time to time.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 04:43 PM (9MInk)
407 Are these cards for real or are they jokes? I am not sure yet whether to laugh or cry.
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2017 04:36 PM (stTTh)
***
Real or fake, you should laugh....
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 02, 2017 04:43 PM (18h+i)
It's Dick Clark Productions vs. Mariah Carey! Might even be going to court.
ELEVENTY!!!
/upon reflection, I'm putting my money on the "production company" as opposed to the "unreliable pop star who has a history of personal and emotional issues."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 02, 2017 04:43 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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If he is, I assume he's like most agnostics - we WANT to believe.
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 04:43 PM (6QtJv)
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 04:43 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 04:44 PM (X/5o4)
Now that masterpiece says " An operating system wasn't found" . Now what? Yay, Micro$oft.
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at January 02, 2017 04:44 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 04:43 PM (9MInk)
Well, this guy was not exactly a... you know it is hard to come up with a good pejorative since I think MENSA people are kind of stuck up and Rhodes scholars have Bill Clinton. Milton Friedman?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:46 PM (92kX2)
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If you really want to get a giggle, search "John McCain ISIS leaders."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 02, 2017 04:46 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 02, 2017 04:47 PM (ROIz5)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 02, 2017 04:47 PM (mEjqT)
What the hell, I couldn't stand facing shelves, restocking and dealing with customers when I was paid to do it.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 04:48 PM (9MInk)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 02, 2017 04:48 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 02, 2017 04:47 PM (mEjqT)
Probably never know. Here is an interesting thought experiment: Could a president nominate himself to the supreme court?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:49 PM (92kX2)
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If you really want to get a giggle, search "John McCain ISIS leaders."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 02, 2017 04:46 PM (J5mC3)
Snopes says it is not true.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 02, 2017 04:49 PM (P/kVC)
Your system disk is toast.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 02, 2017 04:50 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:41 PM (92kX2)
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THAT'S PRECISELY WHY IT'S SO FUNNY!
But yes, I believe you're correct ... and I wasn't sure about the heterosexual part either until I learned that he links to lesbian porn ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 02, 2017 04:50 PM (mt8X9)
@417
Don't you remember? Obama publicly stated that Assad had to go. McCain went to Syria to 'vet' the rebel groups we were supplying with munitions. Those arms went directly to ISIS.
And all you clowns with your flaming boners blamed McCain for it.
Another example of Obama getting what he wants while all you clowns think it was accidental and he was trying to do good and just by accident made a mistake due to incompetence.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 04:50 PM (h9ykt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2017 04:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2017 04:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 02, 2017 04:51 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: DaveA at January 02, 2017 04:52 PM (8J/Te)
- Several lead characters don't enunciate their lines right, especially the detective with the hat. Or they have thick accents.
- Also the Belter patois isn't subtitled - it sounds like Jamaican or Bajan creole, but it was actually made up for the show. If they're not speaking creole then they have Jamaican accents, especially the white people.
- And there's a lot of double-crossing going on, worse than Game Of Thrones (whose actors DO enunciate), so you have to follow all the chess pieces on the board.
- Too many male characters look alive, vaguely dark skinned Caucasians. Their ranks do get thinned out later on (spoiler!) but at the beginning, it's tricky to know which tanned honkies to pay attention to.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 04:52 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 02, 2017 04:49 PM (P/kVC)
It is sad that with pretty much every news outlet, I first think "And they are shitstains because..."
What kills me is that, aside from smaller outlets like Dailywire, or Foxnews (debatable) no moneyed individual or group of individuals has thought to produce another big conservative media project.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:52 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 04:52 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 02, 2017 04:53 PM (3GFMN)
@417
Don't you remember? Obama publicly stated that Assad had to go. McCain went to Syria to 'vet' the rebel groups we were supplying with munitions. Those arms went directly to ISIS.
And all you clowns with your flaming boners blamed McCain for it.
Another example of Obama getting what he wants while all you clowns think it was accidental and he was trying to do good and just by accident made a mistake due to incompetence.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 04:50 PM (
Both parties are to blame.
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 04:54 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2017 04:54 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 02, 2017 04:53 PM (3GFMN)
So big you can't reach around it with both hands?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 02, 2017 04:54 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 04:55 PM (6FqZa)
Thanks BTH. It is commentary like "which tanned honkies to pay attention to" that keeps me coming back. You sir, ARE a Milton Friedman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:55 PM (92kX2)
There has been only one political party during the eight years of Obama's rule.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 04:55 PM (h9ykt)
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I think it's a great show. Very well shot.
Read the books. They're quick, easy reads and help a lot.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 02, 2017 04:56 PM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 02, 2017 04:54 PM (P/kVC)
Vienna sausages are kind of stocky, you know?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 04:56 PM (92kX2)
And all you clowns with your flaming boners blamed McCain for it.
Another example of Obama getting what he wants while all you clowns think it was accidental and he was trying to do good and just by accident made a mistake due to incompetence.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 04:50 PM (
Both parties are to blame.
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 04:54 PM (X/5o4)
Crap..Many of us here said at the time it was a vert bad idea to take out Assad since no matter what alternative there was would be worse, much worse!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2017 04:56 PM (sRFAL)
I'm watching The Expanse again. It's better the second time around. It's very hard to follow the first time.
There's a lotta additional material on the website - or 6 books.
The specific actors are fitting the written characters as the books go along.
Posted by: DaveA at January 02, 2017 04:57 PM (8J/Te)
@417
Don't you remember? Obama publicly stated that Assad had to go. McCain went to Syria to 'vet' the rebel groups we were supplying with munitions. Those arms went directly to ISIS.
And all you clowns with your flaming boners blamed McCain for it.
Another example of Obama getting what he wants while all you clowns think it was accidental and he was trying to do good and just by accident made a mistake due to incompetence.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 04:50 PM (
Both parties are to blame.
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 04:54 PM (X/
I know it was not accidental. But you need proof. And the proof is piling up.
This should be front page news everywhere but it will not be because both parties are complicit. Like the Obama fraud and forgery..
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 04:58 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 02, 2017 04:58 PM (mEjqT)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 04:59 PM (GsAUU)
mexican gold
final tagline is "also preach and lead singing for revival meetings"
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at January 02, 2017 04:59 PM (CL76w)
The tea-party-aligned Right was shut out of the 2012 GOP decision-making process. That's why he said both parties.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2017 05:00 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 02, 2017 05:00 PM (89T5c)
Don't you remember when it meant something to attend a Big Ten school, back when they taught counting?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 02, 2017 05:00 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 02, 2017 05:01 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 02, 2017 05:01 PM (cAnNx)
And all you clowns with your flaming boners blamed McCain for it.
Another example of Obama getting what he wants while all you clowns think it was accidental and he was trying to do good and just by accident made a mistake due to incompetence.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 04:50 PM (
Both parties are to blame.
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 04:54 PM (X/5o4)
Crap..Many of us here said at the time it was a vert bad idea to take out Assad since no matter what alternative there was would be worse, much worse!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2017 04:56 PM (sRFAL)
I'm aware. But it was only rumors that both parties funded ISIS. There is now concrete proof piling up. This is treason. This was done to create a huge World War as a smoke screen to cover up other crimes.
Lots of people need to hang for this.
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 05:01 PM (X/5o4)
Why did Assad have to go?
Why did Qaddafi have to go?
They were both know quantities and could be delt with.
Why did the President of Tunisia have to go? No one even knew who he was.
Why did Mubarak have to go?
All on Obama.
Now Europe is over run with 'refugees' (from Syria, and Tunisia) Why? Because Obama is an anti-colonialist and hates Western Civilization. Because Obama is a racist and hates white people.
Obama's propaganda machine silenced the conservative voice, and neutered the GOP. The progressives had it all, and they ran Hillary for President.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 05:03 PM (h9ykt)
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 05:04 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 05:05 PM (gJ3Vg)
think it was accidental and he was trying to do good and just by
accident made a mistake due to incompetence.
Posted by: Eon Ionia
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I think I strained something just trying to follow the twists and backflips in that comment.
Juan Williams? Is that you?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 02, 2017 05:05 PM (zu88C)
Why did Assad have to go?
Why did Qaddafi have to go?
They were both know quantities and could be delt with.
Why did the President of Tunisia have to go? No one even knew who he was.
Why did Mubarak have to go?
All on Obama.
Now Europe is over run with 'refugees' (from Syria, and Tunisia) Why? Because Obama is an anti-colonialist and hates Western Civilization. Because Obama is a racist and hates white people.
Obama's propaganda machine silenced the conservative voice, and neutered the GOP. The progressives had it all, and they ran Hillary for President.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 05:03 PM (h9ykt
And he could not have done it without members of the GOP going along with it.
Stop pretending like the GOP has clean hands in this. They are just as dirty.
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 05:06 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at January 02, 2017 05:11 PM (wHhk5)
I think they're even better than that. They allow the card-giver (as you say - an aggressive oppressor) to preen as a champion of the oppressed, even if the card-giver is extremely privileged xeself.
Leonardo DiCaprio or Oprah could hand them out and applaud themselves. And expect to be congratulated within their circle for making the white male veteran having a quiet meal with his family more self aware.
Although I would not recommend it as being good for one's health. Some people might just laugh at the fool who handed them out, and some might have a few choice words or gestures. But they are nasty enough to provoke a pretty ugly response.
On second thought, I think everyone who buys a set needs to test drive one on a local Hells Angel.
Posted by: RM at January 02, 2017 05:13 PM (U3LtS)
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Engrish as a second language. What does 'neutered' mean to you?
McCain wears the label 'republican' and you think that makes him a republican?
The emasculated GOP leadership sells out to the progressives and you think I am defending them?
I gotta go before I blow a head gasket. Good luck to you in the new year.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 05:14 PM (h9ykt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 02, 2017 05:15 PM (VdICR)
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Engrish as a second language. What does 'neutered' mean to you?
McCain wears the label 'republican' and you think that makes him a republican?
The emasculated GOP leadership sells out to the progressives and you think I am defending them?
I gotta go before I blow a head gasket. Good luck to you in the new year.
Posted by: Eon Ionia at January 02, 2017 05:14 PM (h9ykt
Pretty clear from your posts that you swayed from all Obama back to a different position. I don't care. I've always seen both parties as one for the last 12 years. Both are guilty of treason.
Good luck in 2017 as well.
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 05:19 PM (X/5o4)
or just kick them in the crotch and leave.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 02, 2017 05:53 PM (IuBrk)
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at January 02, 2017 06:06 PM (DaAfV)
Posted by: Picric at January 02, 2017 06:16 PM (VdJTy)
An' all you other bitchez can SUCK MY AZZ!
Posted by: jbspry at January 02, 2017 06:17 PM (IhKmM)
Posted by: Jim S. at January 02, 2017 06:43 PM (Khwdv)
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