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Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/2/16) Mish-Mash Edition
Tonight's ONT is a mish-mash. Damn, day 2 of the New Year and I've already broken a couple of resolutions. But the fish were biting today.
Quotes of The Day Quote IWe are looking forward to the day when moderate Muslims will be able to take control of their governments, their educational systems, and their law and order, so the Western world could resume mutual constructive relations based on friendship and respect. The whole world is looking forward to that day and praying for a peaceful Middle East. The ball is now in the Muslim world's court. President Elect Donald J. Trump.Does that sound like Adolf Hitler to you? It's about time that they (the whining leftists) sucked it up and pulled up their big boy or big girl pants. Every American citizen at one time or the other faces a political election not to their liking. Your time for grieving is over, it is the United States of America. If not, f*cking leave. Quote II
I've come here to Cairo to seek a new beginning between the United States and Muslims around the world, one based on mutual interest and mutual respect, and one based upon the truth that America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Barack ObamaWhile you were sucking up to them they were killing and raping people around the world.
Quote III
If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men. Russell P. Askue
Quote IV
Faith has to do with things that are not seen and hope with things that are not at hand. Thomas Aquinas
Speaking of New Year's resolutions, did you make any? Was one of them a weight/eating resolution? Meet Mabel Wolf of Brooklyn.
March 1934: Forty-year-old Mabel Wolf of Brooklyn showed up at Kings County Hospital complaining of acute stomach pain and a loss of appetite. An x-ray revealed the presence of a large clump of metallic objects in her stomach. In a subsequent hour-long operation, surgeons removed 1,203 pieces of hardware from her stomach. The objects weighed a total of one pound, three ounces. Amazingly, they hadn't done her any serious harm.
In 1964, the Palestine Liberation Organization was formed to liberate Palestine through armed struggle. But it took years for the notion of a Palestinian people to crystalize. In 1967, they were not recognized as such, nor were they considered a party to the conflict. Security Council Resolution 242 passed after the ‘67 war, made no mention of them.
What I want in a wife. What Great Britan's most eligible bacherors revealed 45 years ago. The ONT guesses one would not answer this way today.
In April 1972, Cosmopolitan magazine revealed what Britain’s 40 most eligible bachelors wanted in a wife. Appearing in the magazine’s second ever British issue, “WHAT I WANT IN A WIFE” is a wonderful and telling slice of British history and pop culture. That a fair number of the personalities were gay adds more interest. You can’t blame them for playing along. The Sexual Offences Act 1967 decriminalised sex between two men over 21 and ‘in private’. It did not extend to the Merchant Navy or the Armed Forces, or Scotland, Northern Ireland, the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man, where sex between two men remained illegal until 1980 (Scotland) and 1982 (Northern Ireland). Only in 2000 was the age of consent reduced to 16, in line with heterosexuals. Same sex marriage became legal in the UK on 29 March 2014.We are under 3 weeks until TFG is gone. But before he leaves, he is smacked down in Federal Court again.
The NFL, more specifically, the S.F. 49ers, have spit in the face of the common man. Colin Kaeperdick wins Eshmont Award.
In September, Time magazine put Kaepernick on the cover for leading "the perilous fight" against "privilege." On Friday, the 49ers announced that it had honored the struggling QB with its "most prestigious" team award: the Len Eshmont Award, bestowed upon the player who "best exemplifies the inspirational and courageous play of Len Eshmont, an original member of the 1946 49ers team."
Tonight's science lesson. h/t CBD
Moar science. Advancements in the medical marijuana world. Remote control medicine. Will they be able to apply it to other medicines?
While marijuana is increasingly recognized for its medicinal and therapeutic effects, prescribing the drug—”take two hits and call me in the morning”—has long been a tricky proposition for doctors.
Perhaps until now. Syqe Medical—a startup out of Tel-Aviv, Israel—has created a cannabis inhaler that allows doctors to prescribe a precise dose of marijuana and even administer it remotely. The inhaler was green-lighted by the Israel Health Ministry, and has been in use for a year at Rambam hospital in Haifa, which the Times of Israel describes as the world’s first such institution to prescribe weed as “standard medical treatment.”
Ooops!! Genius Award or shit happens, you decide?
Don't drink and drive, what about drinking and flying? Tonight's Genius Award Winner.
Ooops, another resolution broken, tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
OK, a kinder and gentler Feel Good Story of The Day.
Tonight's ONT has been brought you by Spell Check.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 02, 2017 10:02 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:03 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2017 10:03 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 02, 2017 10:03 PM (oG6sb)
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Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 02, 2017 10:04 PM (oG6sb)
Posted by: JEM at January 02, 2017 10:04 PM (TppKb)
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Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 02, 2017 10:05 PM (oG6sb)
Posted by: JEM at January 02, 2017 10:05 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 10:05 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 02, 2017 10:06 PM (oG6sb)
Posted by: Ronda Rousey at January 02, 2017 10:07 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Dick Van Dyke (still among the living!) at January 02, 2017 10:08 PM (0OG8D)
Nice ONT.
Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. (KJV)
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2017 10:08 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: JEM at January 02, 2017 10:08 PM (TppKb)
What I want in a wife. What Great Britan's most eligible bacherors revealed 45 years ago. The ONT guesses one would not answer this way today.
Oliver Reed had a very Moron answer.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 10:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 02, 2017 10:09 PM (0OG8D)
Be nice if the Jordanians would take those Jordanians (palestinians) back.
Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)
No Arab country is quite stupid enough to do that. The Palestinians have made themselves unwelcome everywhere.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 02, 2017 10:09 PM (J8/9G)
Jordan: "Yeah, no."
At one point, the father of the current Jordanian monarch invited in the PLO and gave them refuge. They repaid the hospitality of the royal house by attempting to gin up a palace coup to take over the country.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2017 10:09 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Reggie at January 02, 2017 10:10 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 02, 2017 10:10 PM (MQZOg)
And kudos, MisHum....a humdinger of an ONT is is!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2017 10:10 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 10:10 PM (cAnNx)
Well, we KNEW that. He's lied about almost everything since he took office, and he's surrounded by frauds like Power and Rice and Jarrett and the execrable Rhodes.
In this case, though, Assange's contention is specifically that Obama and his ball-gagged national security apparatus is lying about the source of the (accurate) Wikileaks emails.
And, given their relative track records, I'll believe it.
Posted by: JEM at January 02, 2017 10:11 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: President Obnoxious at January 02, 2017 10:11 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)*
^this^
Nobody wants them.
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 10:11 PM (NLny5)
Wow, my dad could do that even while working in the Welsh coal mines.
Posted by: Joke Biden at January 02, 2017 10:12 PM (WidQN)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 10:12 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 02, 2017 10:12 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 10:12 PM (0OG8D)
Nice ONT, MisHum. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at January 02, 2017 10:13 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 10:13 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:13 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:13 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2017 10:14 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Don Lemon's Other Piercing at January 02, 2017 10:14 PM (4uaSQ)
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:14 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2017 10:14 PM (719zc)
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:15 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2017 10:15 PM (rF0hx)
BEN ROETHLISBURGER
Amy Schumer
President Obama
The MSM/The Left
Al "The Questioner" Sharpton
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:16 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Green Glenwald ... at January 02, 2017 10:16 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Zombie Bobby Darin at January 02, 2017 10:16 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 02, 2017 10:17 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2017 10:17 PM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: Yoda at January 02, 2017 10:17 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 02, 2017 10:17 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 02, 2017 10:17 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 02, 2017 10:17 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 02, 2017 10:17 PM (oG6sb)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at January 02, 2017 10:18 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2017 10:17 PM (nIGPZ)
Too bad. It was nice to see a Catholic priest who was not a punch line on a comedy show. Today, he would not get out quite as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:18 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Fritz
Cool! Trump, the male Bene Gesserit! Fear is a mind killer, bitch!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2017 10:19 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2017 10:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:19 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: The JEF at January 02, 2017 10:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2017 10:20 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2017 10:20 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 02, 2017 10:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Usntakim at January 02, 2017 10:20 PM (hMqvx)
He taught me how to performa traecheotomy.
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2017 10:21 PM (4uaSQ)
Add in that most of them have been repeatedly raped and the cultural norm that the child belongs to the father's (muslim) religion *no matter the circumstances*, and it's a major mess with no pretty or easy answers.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 02, 2017 10:21 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 02, 2017 10:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Michele Obama's Meat and Two Veg at January 02, 2017 10:21 PM (4uaSQ)
Jordanians don't want them because the bastards try to overthrow the government of Jordan whenever they get a toehold.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 02, 2017 10:22 PM (sEDyY)
Or would that be this week.
I better do some checking and get back to ya on that.
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:22 PM (gJ3Vg)
I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be a fool for the rest of your life... moran!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 10:22 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2017 10:21 PM (4uaSQ)
For some reason I was thinking of that episode earlier this week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:22 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 10:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 10:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2017 10:20 PM (LTHVh)
--Brent Mushberger said it's a real humdinger of a game.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 10:23 PM (GsAUU)
If you can't trust Assange who can you trust?
And what this country needs is for people to mellow out, so I, for one, and happy to see that everyone ... must ... get ... stoned.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 10:24 PM (3D85C)
Posted by: Andy Reid at January 02, 2017 10:24 PM (4uaSQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 02, 2017 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
The burning questions of the night: What did you catch and what lures or bait did you use?
Posted by: JTB at January 02, 2017 10:25 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Puddleglum
..........
This is why I come to the HQ.. nowhere else on the web would you get references like this!
Carry on, horde!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 02, 2017 10:25 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2017 10:25 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2017 10:25 PM (Z56vq)
We have the Bottom 500 at Man's Country every year!
Posted by: The JEF at January 02, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: L, Elle at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Puddleglum
As long as we do not get into the weird sexual stuff of the later books. And by later- starting with the second.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (dKiJG)
Lifelong 49er's fan, until now.
Fuck Kaepernick. Fuck the other players that voted him this award. Fuck the 49er's management that allowed this debacle to come about.
I'm done. I'll be back once I go scrape a few stickers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2017 10:20 PM (Z56vq)
Dedication?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (4uaSQ)
I'll never make the top ten in either category. Too lazy to post lots and waay too lazy to finagle with changing my nickname.
I blame having unstable hashtags early on when I started here.
Robbed me of my dreams, man! * blows nose *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (BK3ZS)
Forget it. He's a Cardinals fan, much like that Texas A & M fan with the hat on backwards.
And everyone knows it's spelled 'maroons'. Looney Tunes taught me that.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 10:28 PM (3D85C)
Posted by: JTB
I caught crabs.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (MQZOg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (IcT7t)
I have an old friend who used to go to Kezar with his dad....
I wonder if he is still a fan?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (BK3ZS)
Mmmmm...you were great.
*lights cigarette*
Posted by: Krebs' nose at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (0mRoj)
"Morans" is from White Ebonics.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (0OG8D)
I actually know some folks named Moran. That guy ain't one of them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (BK3ZS)
Congresscritter. He was typical. Corrupt, vile, and a scumbag. You know, a Democrat.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (pY+s4)
Crabs / Clam
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (4uaSQ)
He wasn't the original "Dago Red".
Posted by: Rene "Odo" Auberjonois at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (DMUuz)
Who has time for that?
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM (92kX2)
Wasn't Colonel Moran Moriarty's lieutenant in the Holmes mysteries?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM (/22Vh)
How did I get on a wall of shame?!?!
My phone changes my hash more often than I change my underwear...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM (GsAUU)
It wasn't even close.
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:19 PM (gJ3Vg)
Blew yuz all out of the water, I did.
I gotta get a life. But where, where...?
<wanders off, muttering to herself>
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM (tHwdc)
Isn't his name Jim Moran? I don't know if he's a senator or congress critter.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2017 10:31 PM (IgBFP)
Come to think of it, the street behind ours when I was a kid was named Moran, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 10:31 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Erin Moran at January 02, 2017 10:31 PM (TRzoP)
How did I get on a wall of shame?!?!
My phone changes my hash more often than I change my underwear...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM (8QqO/)
It's always nice to get to know people better.
Right?
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:31 PM (tHwdc)
It wasn't even close.
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:19 PM (gJ3Vg)
Blew yuz all out of the water, I did.
I gotta get a life. But where, where...?
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM (tHwdc)
It's out THERE, somewhere. *points nonspecifically*
It's a scary scary place.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2017 10:03
Some one mentioned this a few days ago, as I had a while ago. It's just a fact that millions were relocated after WW II.
The Arab countries around the Israel after it's establishment in 1948 wouldn't take the Arabs from the new Israel. Who they actually encouraged to flee, look it up. (Today no Arab countries will take "Syrian refugees", go figure)
They have just used the "Palestinians" as a vehicle to drive Israel into the sea. How do you make peace w/ people that want you & yours dead?
Posted by: Farmer at January 02, 2017 10:32 PM (o/90i)
How did I get on a wall of shame?!?!
My phone changes my hash more often than I change my underwear...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM (8QqO/)*
TMI, man.
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 10:32 PM (NLny5)
Dago red was a cheap wine before 2 buck chuck.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2017 10:32 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Joni at January 02, 2017 10:32 PM (92kX2)
Nice try. My nose doesn't smoke. It vapes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 10:32 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2017 10:33 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: CCC at January 02, 2017 10:33 PM (ZTF1d)
Dago red was a cheap wine before 2 buck chuck.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2017 10:32 PM (IgBFP)
Pffft. Amateurs.
Posted by: Ripple at January 02, 2017 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
Howdy, mushrats! Now to read the Ooont.
Posted by: minful webworker - later bet never than at January 02, 2017 10:33 PM (xzezz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 10:33 PM (cPsPa)
Apparently "Joni loves Chachi" means something *entirely* different in Korean.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 02, 2017 10:33 PM (sEDyY)
>>It wasn't even close.
Shit. 607?
... that was a Monday afternoon for old Sven.
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2017 10:33 PM (4uaSQ)
Posted by: Erin Moran at January 02, 2017 10:31 PM (TRzoP)
Dammit. In a battle of wits, I came unarmed. I did not recognize the actress.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:33 PM (92kX2)
Did you said Shit Midas? ding ding ding! we have a winner:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hcuqy6b
Posted by: bananaDream at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (Z56vq)
Jim Moran was a hard-Left Democrat congressman for a NoVa district. Representing the sort of people the Democrats now think are the middle-class.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2017 10:20 PM (Z56vq)
Dedication?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb)
I hope I don't have that much time on my hands again for awhile.
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Chris Webber at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (WidQN)
Howdy, mushrats! Now to read the Ooont.
Posted by: minful webworker - later bet never than at January 02, 2017 10:33 PM (xzezz)
I always liked Colonel Potter. Wasn't the actor involved in something shady?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (dKiJG)
I was filled with cold, stomach-churning rage after watching that movie.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:35 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2017 10:35 PM (qUNWi)
Fuck Kaepernick. Fuck the other players that voted him this award. Fuck the 49er's management that allowed this debacle to come about.
I'm done. I'll be back once I go scrape a few stickers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:27 PM
Come across the Bay or Dunbarton Bridge to the Dark Side, Blanco. We have Coors Light.
Posted by: Darth Raider at January 02, 2017 10:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 02, 2017 10:35 PM (MQZOg)
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:35 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Wife beater IIRC
Posted by: Aviator at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (DW+jj)
I should try out for that top comments slot. I could do it easy, but I would have to stay logged on for the entire week.
And I would be banned by the third day. People would hate me more than that robot SVEN.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (3D85C)
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (NLny5)
It's always nice to get to know people better.
Right?
Posted by: Miley
-----------
The bad part is, I sock an awful lot, too.
That all must have been from one lonely day ...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Aviator at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (/Nite)
That's actually 'better' than I thought, although still horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:37 PM (92kX2)
That all must have been from one lonely day ...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (8QqO/)
Just one? Luxury!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 10:37 PM (0OG8D)
Came back just in time to see this.
Papa Basura was a Raiders fan, and Coors Light is like making love in a canoe.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:37 PM (IcT7t)
They have just used the "Palestinians" as a vehicle to drive Israel into the sea. How do you make peace w/ people that want you & yours dead?
The 2017 Palestinians are here today!
Two steering wheels!
One donkey-power engine!
Performs best in tunnels!
Wacky, confusing turn signals!
Objects in rear-view mirrors coming at you with explosive speed!
Mirror-hanging air fresheners with every vehicle!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 10:37 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (0OG8D)
That would HAVE to be a dome, right? Between the heat and the sun, who would want to go to a game?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:38 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 10:38 PM (ZO497)
Dr Johnny Lovelong DDS presiding?
Posted by: eleven
Nurse Sidebottom to assist.
https://youtu.be/fepBOxqGzNQ
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 02, 2017 10:38 PM (MQZOg)
It's a scary scary place.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)
Oh, hiding with the truth?
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:38 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2017 10:38 PM (IqV8l)
Which is why he's advertising for one.
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2017 10:38 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2017 10:38 PM (4uaSQ)
That franchise took a sad dive when the commissioner forced out Eddie DeBartolo and handed it over to Eddie D's nitwit son-in-law John York and his nephew Jed York
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2017 10:38 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 10:38 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 10:39 PM (NLny5)
"In July 1997, Morgan was charged with abusing his wife a year earlier, after a beating left her with injuries to her eye, foot, and arm. Prosecutors dropped the charges after the 82-year-old actor completed a six-month domestic violence counseling program."
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 02, 2017 10:39 PM (J8/9G)
Plenty of stupid to go around this season.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:39 PM (IcT7t)
I actually know some folks named Moran. That guy ain't one of them.
I know some folks named Moran, too. The local newspaper made the opposite typo in their wedding announcement.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 02, 2017 10:40 PM (Oi5b2)
How did I get on a wall of shame?!?!
My phone changes my hash more often than I change my underwear...
Posted by: Chi
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So, actually, you should be a headliner, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 10:40 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:40 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2017 10:40 PM (EzgxV)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981188615700481
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981269590876160
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981355997728768
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981448834482176
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981565268393985
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2017 10:40 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Chris Webber at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (WidQN)
--Heh, Andy Reid and Chris Webber, (in)famous for ill-advised/nonexistent time-outs.
Harbaugh, he of the dickheaded, sour-grapes time-outs.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 10:40 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 02, 2017 10:40 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:37 PM (IcT7t)<<<
IT'S FUNNY BEACUSE...
... wait. wait. nope. no idea why this is fucking funny.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBUGGERER at January 02, 2017 10:41 PM (WidQN)
Just so we're clear, is that a good thing?
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 10:39 PM (NLny5)
*blink* This may be the whiskey talking but that may be my new favorite saying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:41 PM (92kX2)
Senator Moran is GOPe --> COCe on a 6 year cycle. He is effective in small meetings, acts as an Ombudsman for the Executive Branch, and got the Director of OMB fired after the Chinese got all the data on Government employees. We've had a few conversations and meeting over the years. We could do worse, and we do, with Sen. Roberts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2017 10:41 PM (u82oZ)
... wait. wait. nope. no idea why this is fucking funny.
Keep reading, Ben, you'll get there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:41 PM (IcT7t)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981709506318336
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981792683577348
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981965388169216
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815982105708658688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815982199350722560
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2017 10:42 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2017 10:15 PM (rF0hx)
Does a two hour day-sail on the boss' Cape Dory 30 footer on Baahston Haahbah count? Roughly 1992 or thereabouts.
Otherwise, no.
But I'd love to put in to an NYC marina, as a departure point for a trans Atlantic crossing.
That one, is a way-off dream though. No way to manage that on a working pauper's income.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2017 10:42 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:42 PM (gJ3Vg)
That all must have been from one lonely day ...
Posted by: Chi
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Heh. let me tell you about One Lonely Night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 10:42 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2017 10:32 PM (IgBFP)
Pffft. Amateurs.
Posted by: Ripple at January 02, 2017 10:33
Boone's Farm anyone? I drank a couple of bottles back in the 70s but it did really.
I stuck to beer, rum and coke and tequila and oj.
Funny thing is nowadays I drink cheap Merlot. Seldom have a beer anymore.
Posted by: Farmer at January 02, 2017 10:43 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Insomniac
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I learned a long time ago, brother - there is a difference between being lonely and being alone.
Learn to embrace being alone. Learn to love yourself before you ask some else to even like you.
You have my email addy - it's been posted here 100 times.
I may not be the fastest to respond, but I've got your six whenever you need it.
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:43 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at January 02, 2017 10:43 PM (iMxBJ)
However, I do see one way they could make up for that. Fans of other teams could take a vacation in Vegas and see their team play there while they're at it. That'd make a pretty darned cool vacation, for an NFL fan!
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 10:43 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Eddie Rabbitt at January 02, 2017 10:44 PM (4uaSQ)
The maroon hoard should start our own perilous fight against the privilege of the elite who :
First - presume that they are 'elite'
Second - that they are 'educated'
Third - that they are 'experts' in areas outside of their certificates of qualifications awarded them for the attendance at an 'elite institution of higher education'.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 10:44 PM (3D85C)
That all must have been from one lonely day ...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:36 PM (8QqO/)
More or less often than you change your underwear?
No, don't answer that.
Yeah, lonely days. Didn't the BeeGees sing about that?
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2017 10:44 PM (zLDYs)
"DON'T BE A TRADER"
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 02, 2017 10:45 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 10:42 PM (ZO497)
Not on a night like this.
Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2017 10:45 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2017 10:45 PM (2RVmA)
MD "MadDog" 2020 -- my worst hangover, ever. It didn't help that I hadn't eaten anything for six hours prior to consuming most of the bottle.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 10:46 PM (BK3ZS)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981709506318336
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981792683577348
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815981965388169216
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815982105708658688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/815982199350722560
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2017 10:42 PM (Ya7zs)
Thanks kdabear.
5a is a healthy looking female. *Damn*
7a was in a video referenced this week... That I heard about.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 10:46 PM (92kX2)
I saw that. I also read that Bush, the g.w., was not gonna attend... Wtf
Posted by: E.T. at January 02, 2017 10:46 PM (9n0dl)
Peril == agreeing with the elites and having them excitedly celebrate you.
Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2017 10:46 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2017 10:32 PM (IgBFP)
Pffft. Amateurs.
Posted by: Ripple at January 02, 2017 10:33
Boone's Farm anyone? I drank a couple of bottles back in the 70s but it did really.
I stuck to beer, rum and coke and tequila and oj.
Funny thing is nowadays I drink cheap Merlot. Seldom have a beer anymore.
Posted by: Farmer
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A friend and I used to buy and split a case (4) of gallons of Paisano every couple of weeks. Drank it like water, I did.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 10:47 PM (ZO497)
The AZ Cardinals games usually have a lot of the visiting team's fans in the stands. So, not like there's no precedent.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:47 PM (IcT7t)
The actual mysteries contained in "The Six Thatchers" were weak, but some nice character advancements, backstory on superspy Mary Morstan Watson (retired), and a lot more shooting than we're used to.
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at January 02, 2017 10:47 PM (UfqKz)
Who has time for that?
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2017 10:29 PM (Z56vq)
That's not Pixie, that's your browser.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 10:47 PM (9MInk)
I was still in CO when they took Marshall originally. He had "Problem" written all over him and was one of the final straws for my caring about the team. Pat Bowlen had been good about not bringing in criminals for a long time, but apparently he decided he'd do *anything* to win. Long term I still think it's a poor choice, but it's no longer my concern on any level.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 02, 2017 10:47 PM (sEDyY)
Does the University of Nevada know they are 'elite'?
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2017 10:47 PM (pY+s4)
Nope. Not seeing the 'science' in those girly pitchers. Not one lab coat, not one doctor or nurse.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 10:47 PM (3D85C)
And I was just starting to enjoy the palin steele reminiscing.
Now time to read the content.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 10:04 PM (GsAUU)
Palin used to make mine like steel....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 02, 2017 10:48 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 02, 2017 10:48 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 10:48 PM (3D85C)
Good God, Farmer, you just bought back memories - of getting sick on soda pop wines when I was 17 or so:
Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
Annie Green Springs
It was like a huge step up in sophistication to start drinking Liebfraumilch.
Now I can't stand sweet wines.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 02, 2017 10:49 PM (P8951)
Just so we're clear, is that a good thing?
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 10:39 PM (NLny5)
An extremely uncomfortable and pretty much pointless thing. Go ashore.
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)
It did not last long, but CFL size is probably more realistic for that market.
I'm not sure what the average attendance at UNLV home games is but it can't be very high, although the Raiders would certainly draw more since they're winning now.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 10:49 PM (GsAUU)
So, actually, you should be a headliner, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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Depending on the day, yes.
You're probably spot on, Detective.
I thought I was safe with this dynamic IP crap...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (jrFgU)
Just say "darn sock".
Posted by: Martha Stewart at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 02, 2017 10:34 PM (J8/9G)
He was also a nasty bit of work.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (xJxz7)
I guess it makes a little more sense, though, if you consider that Trump was basically running against all the others.
It doesn't exactly make them sitting at home and soothing their butthurt on that day right, but it makes it more understandable.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 10:36
I saw that somewhere, sorry no idea.
Let's hope trump has BenN seated right behind the JEF! Epic trolling!
Posted by: Farmer at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (o/90i)
http://www.bumwine.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2017 10:51 PM (qUNWi)
Much like the Clinton campaign, you'll get no mea culpa from me. I do offer notmea culpa and theya culpas by the buttload.
Posted by: Mariah Carey at January 02, 2017 10:51 PM (oZEJt)
I'll see the commercials over and over again in subsequent days anyway, and they've totally sucked in the last 10 years
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2017 10:51 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (jrFgU)
Does he need a job?
Posted by: Coors Brewery at January 02, 2017 10:51 PM (iMxBJ)
Where would I be without my woman
It was from when they were good.
You remember
The creature looked at me and he smiled
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:52 PM (gJ3Vg)
Ya left some really low hanging fruit up there duchess.
Hint: You had me at hello
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:42 PM (gJ3Vg)
And that time it wasn't even intentional. Now I'm afraid to scroll up.
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:52 PM (tHwdc)
Peril == agreeing with the elites and having them excitedly celebrate you
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TIME IS QUOTING THE ANTHEM THAT THAT !@#$% IS PROTESTING
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at January 02, 2017 10:52 PM (h99GH)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 02, 2017 10:52 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 10:39 PM (NLny5)
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An extremely uncomfortable and pretty much pointless thing. Go ashore.
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess
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*Ahem*
I believe rule #34 applies here, ma'am...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:52 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (3D85C)
But I'd love to put in to an NYC marina, as a departure point for a trans Atlantic crossing.
That one, is a way-off dream though. No way to manage that on a working pauper's income.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2017 10:42 PM (v5iqM)
Put in at the North Cove Marina, pretty cool to sail into.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (cPsPa)
The AZ Cardinals games usually have a lot of the visiting team's fans in the stands. So, not like there's no precedent.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:47 PM (IcT7t)
--True. Heh, same goes for the Coyotes. A lot of Jets fans who have no prayer of getting home game tix make a trip out of going to AZ in the winter for some sun and a chance to see the Jets in person for a decent price.
There are tour companies that sell packages for Jets away games.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (BK3ZS)
*double face palm ponders drinking Bleach*
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (X/5o4)
Carter is going to celebrate no longer being the worst ex-president!
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (NLny5)
Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 02, 2017 10:54 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (xJxz7)
Yup. The technical term is "Grayson." As in "Wow, that Jim Moran was a total Grayson."
Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2017 10:54 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 10:54 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: eleven
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Cisco is the wine that will make you feel like a new man... and he wants some too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 10:54 PM (ZO497)
Nothing really, it's just a proxy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:54 PM (IcT7t)
I wasn't aware of Marshall's issues back then, but it seems like you once again had the sense to see something bad coming long before it hit.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 10:54 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (jrFgU)
*double face palm ponders drinking Bleach*
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (X/5o4)
13 grams of crabs? you are going to have to burn them off with a flamethrower.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (GsAUU)
Joe looks and sounds good for his age. Amazing that the dude could stay out partying all night and roll into the stadium and play. You couldn't get away with that on a NFL team today.
Rather see Namath parading around in a fur coat with babes on his arm than CK's dickish preaching any day.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (P8951)
"Don't let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume fool you, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 02, 2017 10:50 PM (nQ10o)
Thanks - it's one way to kill the final week of the 2016.
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (tHwdc)
...............
yes
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (jrFgU)
why?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: madamemayhem at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 02, 2017 10:57 PM (ans+I)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (P8951)
Now you tell me.
Posted by: Johnny Manziel at January 02, 2017 10:57 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 10:58 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 02, 2017 10:58 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 02, 2017 10:58 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 10:58 PM (IcT7t)
I don't often consume alcohol, but after a hard day lumber jackin in the north woods, I like the fruity taste of a Bartles and James Wine Cooler.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 10:58 PM (3D85C)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 02, 2017 10:59 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:49 PM
Even for the man in the boat?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2017 10:59 PM (DMUuz)
You could go out for a steak dinner and get back in time for the 3rd Q.
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2017 10:59 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (cPsPa)
apparently they still sell.
all the Albertsons have them around here.
I bought a few 4-packs last summer just for old times.
same as they were in 1985
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 10:59 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 02, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)
Where would I be without my woman
It was from when they were good.
You remember
The creature looked at me and he smiled
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 10:52 PM (gJ3Vg)
I do remember. Message received.
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 10:59 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 02, 2017 10:56 PM (P8951)
I wanna kish you!!!
Posted by: Joe Namath at January 02, 2017 11:00 PM (GsAUU)
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Right outside of Delacroix?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 11:01 PM (ZO497)
I'll see the commercials over and over again in subsequent days anyway, and they've totally sucked in the last 10 years
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2017 10:51 PM (Ya7zs)
Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. My daughter insists and WAY less commercials.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 02, 2017 11:01 PM (xJxz7)
Everyone that came to visit posed for a picture with them.
I wonder where that photo album is? Lost in a fog of Humboldt County's finest 30 years ago, no doubt...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:01 PM (8QqO/)
I believe rule #34 applies here, ma'am...
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 10:52 PM (8QqO/)
Just sharing the wisdom of the ages with you whippersnappers.
But no, you won't listen, will you? Gonna hafta learn the hard way.
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:01 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 11:02 PM (0OG8D)
I was talking to a college drinking buddy a few weeks ago and he remembers it was Iddaho Silver Vodka for the hangover
apparently after 30 years details sorta fade
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 11:02 PM (jrFgU)
*double face palm ponders drinking Bleach*
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (X/5o4)*
"A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down..."
Posted by: J. Andrews at January 02, 2017 11:02 PM (NLny5)
However, I do see one way they could make up for
that. Fans of other teams could take a vacation in Vegas and see their
team play there while they're at it. That'd make a pretty darned cool
vacation, for an NFL fan!
The players would love it, no income tax.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 11:02 PM (9MInk)
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 11:02 PM (3D85C)
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at January 02, 2017 11:02 PM (UfqKz)
Hiya. While still in college he punched (kicked?) a tv in a fit of anger and injured (a tendon?). Honestly I'm surprised he hasn't been more trouble than he has, not that I've been paying any attention to what he's been up to.
For a while there I was *desperately* hoping to be gloriously wrong about awful stuff on the horizon, so Nov 8th was especially sweet for me since I figured the dems would cheat their way into victory.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 02, 2017 11:02 PM (sEDyY)
You probably won't see it.
And I've got a little guy on each shoulder yappin' at me right now.
One wearing red with a tail, horns and a pitchfork.
The other, wings and a halo.
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 11:03 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 02, 2017 11:03 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (X/5o4)
Low carb?
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:03 PM (tHwdc)
But no, you won't listen, will you? Gonna hafta learn the hard way.
And that's how you get from a joke about Coors Light being less alcoholic than diluted piss to Miss Miley giving everyone spankings.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 11:03 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 02, 2017 11:04 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: Hiawatha at January 02, 2017 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton
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Crossing the Art Thread with the ONT is risky business.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 11:05 PM (ZO497)
F*ck Krappernick, F*ck the Niners, and F*ck the NFL.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2017 11:05 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 02, 2017 11:05 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Andy Reid at January 02, 2017 11:05 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 11:06 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Joe Namath at January 02, 2017 11:06 PM (GsAUU)
fastest buzz ever followed by a monster of a piss
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 11:06 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2017 10:59 PM (DMUuz)
Especially. And I refer to my lawfully wedded husband.
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:06 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Farmer
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A friend and I used to buy and split a case (4) of gallons of Paisano every couple of weeks. Drank it like water, I did.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 10:47
Volume discounts rock. 6 bottles of Merlot for $2.54 each, Krogers.
Posted by: Farmer at January 02, 2017 11:06 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 11:03 PM
Spankings?
Posted by: Sister Zoot at January 02, 2017 11:06 PM (DMUuz)
"A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down..."
Posted by: J. Andrews at January 02, 2017 11:02 PM (NLny5)
A remarkable amount of research in artificial sweeteners is directed to making medicines palatable. So, yes.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 02, 2017 11:07 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: The Moran family at January 02, 2017 11:07 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 11:07 PM (3D85C)
Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2017 11:07 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Johnny Manziel at January 02, 2017 10:57 PM (iMxBJ)
It also helps if you can actually. you know, play.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 02, 2017 11:07 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2017 11:07 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at January 02, 2017 11:07 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 11:08 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 02, 2017 11:08 PM (WidQN)
Right outside of Delacroix?
I must admit I felt a little uneasy
When she bent to tie the laces of my shoes
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (BK3ZS)
Thanks man. And you're right, the two aren't necessarily the same, but they do ebb and flow into each other.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
One wearing red with a tail, horns and a pitchfork.
The other, wings and a halo.
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 11:03 PM (gJ3Vg)
LOL! I was just watching 'Animal House' the other day, laughing at that scene.
My alma mater.
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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'Fortified' is another word for liver damage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (ZO497)
Very well done.
Now since my alarm goes off in six hours and I'll probably toss and turn for at least an hour...
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 02, 2017 11:08 PM (WidQN)
You can patch a canoe but then there's always the danger that you'll blow a seal, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 02, 2017 11:10 PM (UOr6C)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_qhMVNw7O4
I expect the butterfly one should have fangs, somehow.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 11:10 PM (9MInk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2017 11:10 PM (+lVUW)
292 Having sex in a canoe is probably how all those guns get knocked overboard.
As good an excuse as any other for the tragic accident!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 11:10 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:10 PM (GsAUU)
I must admit I felt a little uneasy
When she bent to tie the laces of my shoes
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (BK3ZS)
Tangled up in booze! I mean blues!
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 02, 2017 11:10 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: The chicks at Castle Anthrax at January 02, 2017 11:10 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 10:53 PM (X/5o4)
Low carb?
Posted by: Miley, the Origional Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:03 PM (tHwdc)
Diet bleach.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 02, 2017 11:08 PM (WidQN)*
Apparently you need some Coors Light to complete the experience.
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 11:10 PM (NLny5)
Be well Donna, and belated Happy New Year!
T
Posted by: Farmer at January 02, 2017 11:11 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: The chicks at Castle Anthrax at January 02, 2017 11:10 PM (tHwdc)
We can skip ahead to the oral sex.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
You could go out for a steak dinner and get back in time for the 3rd Q.
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2017 10:59 PM (qUNWi)
"Hmmm, I wonder why the Rose Bowl ran almost an hour into the Sugar Bowl. Can't figure it out! Next year let's add a 20 minute performance by Beyonce!"
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 11:11 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 11:11 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:11 PM (GsAUU)
It was hilarious when the Michigan recount ended up tossing out thousands of suspicious Hillary votes.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 11:12 PM (0OG8D)
"Stop licking the screen. Of my laptop. Windows licker."
"Geek humor is wasted on the dog"
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 11:12 PM (prEBe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (ZO497)
Ever tried Mangria, Adam Carolla's fortified wine?
It is interesting, but the flavors literally do seem like they are a bunch of different alcohols mixed poorly in a punch bowl (which is the story of how he came up with it.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:13 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 11:08 PM (dKiJG)
You know how I know you're gay.
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 11:13 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 11:13 PM (NLny5)
"The canoe", huh? I've heard it called a dinghy but I never heard it called that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2017 11:13 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: CMU VET at January 02, 2017 11:13 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (TRzoP)
Leave me out of this.
Posted by: the seal at January 02, 2017 11:13 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2017 11:09 PM (TRzoP)<<<
How many times do I have to say it? I was drinking a vanilla milkshake!
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 02, 2017 11:13 PM (WidQN)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
No, we MUST FOLLOW THE RULES!
Posted by: The chicks at Castle Anthrax at January 02, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)
Fuck I'm piased. So piased I really want the ice cold Classic Coke in the fridge
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 11:15 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Is a canoe involved?
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:15 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 11:13 PM (cAnNx)
Well, it is a malt beverage. Isn't Colt .45 a malt beverage as well?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:16 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj) <<<
All right, now we're talking!
Posted by: Orel Hersheiser at January 02, 2017 11:16 PM (WidQN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:16 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:17 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at January 02, 2017 11:18 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
All right, now we're talking!
Posted by: Orel Hersheiser at January 02, 2017 11:16 PM (WidQN)
What kind of a faggy name is "Orel"?
Posted by: Gaylord Perry at January 02, 2017 11:18 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 11:15 PM (X/5o4)
Go ahead, your autocucumber deserves it!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:18 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 11:19 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 11:13 PM (cAnNx)
Well, it is a malt beverage. Isn't Colt .45 a malt beverage as well?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:16 PM (92kX2)
Go tell someone you see drinking Colt .45 he's drinking a wine cooler.
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 11:19 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Gaylord Perry at January 02, 2017 11:18 PM (7qAYi)
Really.
Posted by: Dick Butkus at January 02, 2017 11:19 PM (iMxBJ)
+8 lbs. FML Not too hard to track my GAAINZZ!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 02, 2017 11:19 PM (JO9+V)
finally made it back to the gym after some on/off since July
squatted 285 and benched 185, which are both way below my PR's but at least it is a start for 2017
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 11:19 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 11:20 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:18 PM (tHwdc)
That read incredibly dirty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:20 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 02, 2017 11:20 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at January 02, 2017 11:18 PM (0OG8D)*
Nope, name of the baseball team in Houston before the space race began.
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 11:20 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 02, 2017 11:20 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 11:20 PM (0OG8D)
That's sick.
Posted by: Pearl Jam at January 02, 2017 11:21 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Gaylord Perry at January 02, 2017 11:18 PM (7qAYi)
Really.
Posted by: Dick Butkus at January 02, 2017 11:19 PM (iMxBJ)
What's so fuuuny?
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at January 02, 2017 11:21 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Dick Trickle at January 02, 2017 11:21 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: The Lovin' Spoonful at January 02, 2017 11:21 PM (0OG8D)
squatted 285 and benched 185, which are both way below my PR's but at least it is a start for 2017
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 11:19 PM (jrFgU)
I sort of began paleo again today, but I think these cherry bombs are blowing it.
Muh gainzz - get off my lawn!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:22 PM (tHwdc)
Bartles and Jaymes flavors include Strawberry Daiquiri, Fuzzy Navel, Exotic Berry, Margarita, Pina Colada, Classic Original, Tropical Mango, Blue Hawaiian, Strawberry Margarita, Raspberry Pomegranate, Body Shot Lime, Mojito, Sangria, Black Cherry, Strawberry, Peach, Raspberry Cosmopolitan, Strawberry Hill, Citrus, and Pink Grapefruit, Mountain Berry, Wild Cherry, Apple, Apple Blossom, Blueberry, Snow Creek Berry, Sun Peak Peach, Kiwi Strawberry, Blackberry Ridge, Tickle Pink, Pear and Berry, Peach Bellini, Lime Cosmopolitan, Salty Persimmon, Pineapple, Banana Cosmopolitan, Raspberry.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 11:22 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: 10cc at January 02, 2017 11:22 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Albert Pujols at January 02, 2017 11:22 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: The Lovin' Spoonful at January 02, 2017 11:21 PM (0OG8D)
Oh, so you're the authority here?
Posted by: 10cc at January 02, 2017 11:22 PM (iMxBJ)
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Weird. I don't think that even Democrats would claim that Jimmy is particularly classy.
Do you think Bill Clinton should go? Maybe he should go --- leave the Bitch at home and bring the Energizer instead. Now, that would be funny!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 02, 2017 11:23 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:20 PM (92kX2)
See, I don't even have to try anymore.
Would it help if I paid money to a stranger to listen to me?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:23 PM (tHwdc)
Bartles and Jaymes discontinued flavors include Blackberry, Raspberry Daiquiri, Strawberry Cosmopolitan, Melon Splash, Apple Passion, Orange Sunset, and Red, Lime Daiquiri, Wild Raspberry, Wild Grape, Banana Daiquiri, and Wild Island, Country Kwencher, Lemon, Blueberry Hill, Fiesta Strawberry, Melon Ball, Watermelon, and Strawberry Colada, Orange Pineapple, Green Apple, Tropical, and Mango Grove, Orange Hurricane, Pomegranate Cosmopolitan, and Luscious Blackberry, Wild Berry, Orange, Pomegranate, Raspberry Margarita, Grapefruit, Tangerine, Pomegranate Daiquiri.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 11:23 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:24 PM (92kX2)
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Weird. I don't think that even Democrats would claim that Jimmy is particularly classy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 02, 2017 11:23 PM (Nox3c)
No. I'll believe it was classy if he manages to shut his pie hole afterwards.
Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2017 11:24 PM (iMxBJ)
should go --- leave the Bitch at home and bring the Energizer instead.
Now, that would be funny!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 02, 2017 11:23 PM (Nox3c)
Bill can't go unless a) Hillz says OK, and b) he gets those contusions and pressure cuts from vases healed up.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 11:24 PM (9MInk)
And with those two posts, I've done more research than the entire WaPo staff does in a week. G'nite, all!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 11:24 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
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That's sick.
Posted by: Pearl Jam
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Somebody should write a song about this.
Posted by: Billy Gibbons at January 02, 2017 11:25 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:26 PM (tHwdc)
Yes, CG I would, in a heartbeat, bearing in mind I was on a mission trip, which is somewhat different than tourism. I never felt in danger but I never wandered the streets of Kampala alone.
The only report of violence I heard in Uganda was when someone stole a motorcycle. At last report he was surrounded by an angry mob debating whether to beat him to death, set him on fire or turn him over to the police. (This motorcycle was likely a source of livelihood.)
While in Kenya we drove past the scene of a funeral of a motorcycle driver. The young seemed vaguely threatening.
BTW I think I might prefer to fly in Africa than drive the same distance on their highways. It's a toss up as to safety.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2017 11:26 PM (s7hQ/)
I'm about to have a fucking rage stroke.
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 11:27 PM (X/5o4)
The actual mysteries contained in "The Six Thatchers" were weak, but some nice character advancements, backstory on superspy Mary Morstan Watson (retired), and a lot more shooting than we're used to.
Did you watch it to the end? Quite the gut-punch.
Posted by: vertov at January 02, 2017 11:27 PM (QReAN)
should go --- leave the Bitch at home and bring the Energizer instead.
Now, that would be funny!
I ain't goin' anywhere, baby! Wooooooo! It's awesome down here!!
Posted by: Bill from Pedo Island at January 02, 2017 11:27 PM (qJhUV)
I sort of began paleo again today, but I think these cherry bombs are blowing it.
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So, I guess we're not doing the "phrasing" thing around here anymore?
Posted by: Billy Gibbons at January 02, 2017 11:27 PM (8QqO/)
336
So I replaced the batteries in the scale. Stepped on, first time in months and . . . .
+8 lbs. FML Not too hard to track my GAAINZZ!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 02, 2017 11:19 PM (JO9+V)
+11 here. Now that the holidays are over, it's back to the slog.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2017 11:28 PM (EzgxV)
I'm about to have a fucking rage stroke.
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 11:27 PM (X/5o4)
Huh, so it is like an alcoholic, comatose bottle of Ultra fuel.
I am guessing the sugar is to help the medicine taste.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:28 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 02, 2017 11:23 PM (Nox3c)
Jimmy is only going because he thinks part of the ceremony is when the judge asks if anyone knows a reason that this man should not become president, speak now or forever hold his peace.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2017 11:28 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Mookie Blaylock at January 02, 2017 11:28 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:28 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 11:27 PM (X/5o4)
That's worse for you than the sugar.
Live and learn, this too shall pass.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:29 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 02, 2017 11:12 PM (0OG8D)
Yeah, that was the cherry on top. I've been praying for Justice (with a very capital J) to be done and it looks like my prayers are being answered.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 02, 2017 11:29 PM (sEDyY)
Bartles and Jaymes discontinued flavors include Blackberry,
Raspberry Daiquiri, Strawberry Cosmopolitan, Melon Splash, Apple
Passion, Orange Sunset, and Red, Lime Daiquiri, Wild Raspberry, Wild
Grape, Banana Daiquiri, and Wild Island, Country Kwencher, Lemon,
Blueberry Hill, Fiesta Strawberry, Melon Ball, Watermelon, and
Strawberry Colada, Orange Pineapple, Green Apple, Tropical, and Mango
Grove, Orange Hurricane, Pomegranate Cosmopolitan, and Luscious
Blackberry, Wild Berry, Orange, Pomegranate, Raspberry Margarita,
Grapefruit, Tangerine, Pomegranate Daiquiri.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 11:23 PM (BK3ZS)
Every time you read that list, a feminista gets xer Always with wings.
So many potential jokes, so little time...
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 11:29 PM (prEBe)
I'm about to have a fucking rage stroke.
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 11:27 PM (X/5o4)*
80 proof whiskey will calm your cough. If you can snort it thru your nose it should also be a good decongestant.
Posted by: tbodie at January 02, 2017 11:30 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 02, 2017 11:30 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 11:30 PM (X/5o4)
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!1!
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2017 11:31 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: 10cc at January 02, 2017 11:31 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2017 11:26 PM (s7hQ/)
--Namibia has a very good blacktop highway running north-south through the middle of the country, a positive legacy of their rule by South Africa.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:32 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Billy Gibbons at January 02, 2017 11:27 PM (8QqO/)
Not even trying, my friend.
Mr. D. was a big fan of "that's what she said." I was a constant source of amusement to him. Not even trying.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 11:30 PM (X/5o4)
Pepe, this is not an endurance race. You get points only for the weight you lose, not the time you spend losing it.
Take a breath and start over, just like in real life.
(sorry, I really hated the phrase "just like in real life" by the way. Pissed me off to no end)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2017 11:32 PM (9MInk)
Side note - I had two stories for tonight:
(Waiting for a lull)
Tucker hasn't eaten in two days, but is bloated & lethargic.
Home Depot doesn't give a shit about your business or loyalty.
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:33 PM (8QqO/)
We call it "tub, rub, and grub".
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2017 11:33 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2017 11:28 PM (TRzoP)
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Hah!
Well, anything to get in the news.
That old goat can't resist the cameras.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 02, 2017 11:34 PM (Nox3c)
Yeah, I thought 10cc, but I figured someone else would have already socked it. Not just one but two. That's how dull and mundane my moron wit is today. Besides slow.
I blame the flu.
clicknic4vid
Posted by: minful webworker - anagram for will wonders never crease at January 02, 2017 11:34 PM (xzezz)
Posted by: Pepe at January 02, 2017 11:30 PM (X/5o4)
You've been taking Nyquil for 40 DAYS?!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:34 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Farmer at January 02, 2017 10:32 PM (o/90i)
You don't. Just like we don't in America.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 02, 2017 11:34 PM (D2vc1)
*lights cigarette*
Not bad, now go fix me a sammich
Posted by: The margins at January 02, 2017 11:34 PM (cAnNx)
Off, Texan long-bearded rocker sock.
Side note - I had two stories for tonight:
(Waiting for a lull)
Tucker hasn't eaten in two days, but is bloated lethargic.
Home Depot doesn't give a shit about your business or loyalty.
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:33 PM (8QqO/)
That does not sound good.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2017 11:36 PM (EzgxV)
Go to the emergency vet RIGHT NOW. Preferably one i a veterinary surgical center.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 02, 2017 11:36 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:33 PM (8QqO/)
--Worms?
I hope the little sweetie gets well soon!
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:36 PM (GsAUU)
Home Depot doesn't give a shit about your business or loyalty.
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:33 PM (8QqO/)
Maybe he's eaten something you don't know about. Trip to the vet for an x-ray?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:36 PM (tHwdc)
(this joke was originally done in an 80s issue of Mad Magazine; I'm just takin' it back for my people)
Posted by: the other two members of ZZZ Top at January 02, 2017 11:36 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:36 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 02, 2017 11:20
Oh that brings back memories. when I worked in a college bar/pizza joint we had pitchers of Schlitz Malt Liquor for $1.50. If your table bought 6 pitchers you got the 7th free.
Youngsters don't do that today. Us boomers will need you to support us as they've pissed away all we paid in.
Posted by: Farmer at January 02, 2017 11:37 PM (o/90i)
Thanks for introducing all of us to a wider world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2017 11:37 PM (TRzoP)
Raspberry Daiquiri, Strawberry Cosmopolitan, Melon Splash, Apple
Passion, Orange Sunset, and Red, Lime Daiquiri, Wild Raspberry, Wild
Grape, Banana Daiquiri, and Wild Island, Country Kwencher, Lemon,
Blueberry Hill, Fiesta Strawberry, Melon Ball, Watermelon, and
Strawberry Colada, Orange Pineapple, Green Apple, Tropical, and Mango
Grove, Orange Hurricane, Pomegranate Cosmopolitan, and Luscious
Blackberry, Wild Berry, Orange, Pomegranate, Raspberry Margarita,
Grapefruit, Tangerine, Pomegranate Daiquiri.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2017 11:23 PM (BK3ZS)
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I will be obsessed with the possible differences between "Blackberry" and "Luscious Blackberry" for the next few days.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2017 11:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 02, 2017 11:38 PM (hscyr)
Tucker hasn't eaten in two days, but is bloated lethargic.
Go to the emergency vet RIGHT NOW. Preferably one i a veterinary surgical center.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 02, 2017 11:36 PM (hscyr)
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Yes. Go now. Please. It could be an obstruction, or bloat (gastric torsion).
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 02, 2017 11:38 PM (prEBe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 11:38 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2017 11:38 PM (EZebt)
Luscious had a picture of panties with 'juicy' across the back?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:39 PM (92kX2)
I can help you out on this. Luscious Blackberry is the one designed for the drinker who feels that plain "Blackberry" just isn't quite faggy enough.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2017 11:39 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2017 11:38 PM (EZebt)
Who in their right mind would pass up luscious?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:39 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2017 11:38 PM (EZebt)
Blackberry - pitcher
Luscious Blackberry - catcher
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 11:39 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 11:40 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Gimli-dog webworker at January 02, 2017 11:40 PM (xzezz)
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Better get him to the vet pronto, Chi.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 02, 2017 11:40 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2017 11:26 PM (s7hQ/)
--Namibia has a very good blacktop highway running north-south through the middle of the country, a positive legacy of their rule by South Africa.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:32 PM (GsAUU)
I found stretches of highway that were fine, it was the driving that I found interesting. They followed something more along the lines of traffic suggestions rather than laws. The dirt roads were another thing entirely.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2017 11:40 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2017 11:38 PM (EZebt)
A two date difference before she will go down on you.
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 11:41 PM (cAnNx)
http://vethelpdirect.com/vetblog/2011/03/16/gastric-torsion-in-dogs/
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:41 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 11:41 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:43 PM (GsAUU)
http://wapo.st/2hJcSYg
July:
"On the Democratic side, the month gets off to a rocky start when FBI Director James Comey, announcing the results of the bureau's investigation,
reveals that when Hillary Clinton was secretary of state, her official
emails, some including classified material, were basically as secure
from prying eyes as a neon beer sign. Nevertheless Comey says he is
recommending that no criminal charges be brought against Clinton,
because, quote, 'I don't want to die.'"
October:
"Meanwhile the Clinton campaign is dealing with a steady stream of WikiLeaks emails
suggesting that the Clinton Foundation is dedicated to humanitarian
relief in the same sense that the Soprano family was dedicated to waste
management."
"A government report
concludes that the Affordable Care Act (Motto: 'If You Like Your
Doctor, Maybe You'll Like Your New Doctor') is going to cost many people
a lot more, while continuing to provide the same range of customizable
consumer options as a parking meter."
November:
"Donald Trump is elected president of the United States,
unless this turns out to be one of those really vivid dreams, like the
one where you're at the dentist but you're naked and your dentist is
Bette Midler and spiders keep coming out of your mouth.
"Trump's
victory stuns the nation. Not since the darkest days of the Civil War
have so many Americans unfriended each other on Facebook. Some even take
the extreme step of writing 'open letters.' Angry, traumatized
protesters cry, march, shout, smash windows, set fires -- and that's just
the New York Times editorial board. Leading celebrities who vowed to
leave the country if Trump won immediately start making plans to ...
okay, to not actually leave the country per se, but next time they
definitely will and YOU'LL BE SORRY."
Posted by: mr_jack at January 02, 2017 11:43 PM (M59SC)
"Well, if ordering a Fuzzy Navel at the bar is wrong, then I don't want to be right," he said with his annoying air of superiority, just before Adell's boyfriend punched him out, and that is why we need bail money.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 11:43 PM (3D85C)
When this blog goes down, it goes down fast.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 11:46 PM (3D85C)
Also my Dog has better Health coverage than I do, which is sad, it pay 90% of the costs.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 11:47 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 11:46 PM (3D85C)
They saw your last comment and headed for the exits like it was the grand finale of a Great White concert.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2017 11:47 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2017 11:40 PM (s7hQ/)
Yeah, when we deviated from that highway, roadquality was iffy, but the main wild card was my brother's driving not that of others. It helped that Namibia is very sparsely populated and even Windhoek is I think only ~500,000.
They also drive on the left, which gave my left-handed brother kind of an advantage over me.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 11:48 PM (3D85C)
Posted by: Slick Willy Clinton at January 02, 2017 11:48 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 02, 2017 11:38
Just read about this. Hope Tucker is going to be OK.
T
Posted by: Farmer at January 02, 2017 11:49 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2017 11:50 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 02, 2017 11:51 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: logprof
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Show me the doll where the bad SEC man touched you..
Posted by: The guy with the hair at January 02, 2017 11:51 PM (wHhk5)
Also my Dog has better Health coverage than I do, which is sad, it pay 90% of the costs.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
DogbamaCare.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2017 11:52 PM (IqV8l)
Weird season.
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2017 11:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 11:52 PM (cPsPa)
The driver, an African Muslim who worked for our host, chuckled and just said "Football."
The town was celebrating a soccer victory. They gently tapped the truck as they ran by, but that was it.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:53 PM (GsAUU)
........
for what?
tax evasion
gift tax stuff
laundering?
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 11:53 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2017 11:53 PM (qUNWi)
Thank you. We would like to stay in a private game reserve. I'd like a 5 star camp in the reserve and go out during the day looking for animals.
I'm afraid to go to Mexico. A friend was kid napped in Cancun for ransom.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2017 11:54 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 11:54 PM (0mRoj)
It's the whose who of beheading and making your entire family fucking disappear.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 02, 2017 11:55 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:55 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2017 11:50 PM (qUNWi)
--Because the flights usually land far from where the big animals are.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:55 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac
Almost as good as Strawberry Rash.
Posted by: Aviator at January 02, 2017 11:55 PM (/Nite)
"Well, if ordering a Fuzzy Navel at the bar is wrong, then I don't want to be right," he said with his annoying air of superiority, just before Adell's boyfriend punched him out, and that is why we need bail money.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at January 02, 2017 11:43 PM (3D85C)
Stupid Me made the mistake of ordering a Black and Tan in Ireland, The bartender told me that I'd better watch it that could get me into some serious trouble.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 02, 2017 11:55 PM (dKiJG)
On that note, it was a long day and I need some sleep. G'night, Horde. Thanks again for the entertainment. The Daniel Simpson Day Award for Superior Blogging and Skulduggery!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 02, 2017 11:56 PM (tHwdc)
I don't feed him at any particular time - being unemployed & home most days, I just wait for him to tell me "its that time."
I realized today that he hasn't done that in a few days...
I was down to 2 or 3 days worth of food in the last bag, so bought a new one, dropped it on the dining room floor and forgot about it.
Three days later, he hasn't eaten, hasn't been super active, and his belly looks like an Ethiopian kid in a 700 Club commercial . He sleeps all day.
Then, today I walked by and saw him with his face buried in the new bag of his favorite Purina Pro made of Lamb.
Bastard learned to open the bag, gorge like Michael Moore, and lounge like Lena Dumdum.
Here I am looking for shit to pawn so I can afford a vet bill, and he's living like Beyonce.
Anyone want to buy a minpin?
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:56 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 11:54 PM (0mRoj)
meh, more likely tranny hooker
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 11:56 PM (cPsPa)
I've always wanted to go to Africa. Top 2 dream vacations
are the pyramids in Egypt(not gonna happen) and safari type vacation in Africa.
I'm not getting any younger.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2017 11:57 PM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2017 11:57 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2017 11:26 PM (s7hQ/)
Very much depends on which country, I guess.
Driven by others, always with armed guards in Cote d'Ivoire, Nigeria, Ethiopia, Kenya, Uganda. Checkpoints every 10 km, with passage bribes negotiated at each. No fun.
Zud Africa I actually drove myself around for a couple months. I guess I'd only take planes for international crossings- the border crossing bribes are a hassle.
Posted by: Welcome to Africa! We hope you brought toilet paper. at January 02, 2017 11:57 PM (OkKDg)
Bastard learned to open the bag, gorge like Michael Moore, and lounge like Lena Dumdum.
Here I am looking for shit to pawn so I can afford a vet bill, and he's living like Beyonce.
Anyone want to buy a minpin?
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:56 PM (8QqO/)
--The little stinker!
I'm glad he's well, and livin' large.
Posted by: logprof at January 02, 2017 11:58 PM (GsAUU)
Bastard learned to open the bag, gorge like Michael Moore, and lounge like Lena Dumdum.
Here I am looking for shit to pawn so I can afford a vet bill, and he's living like Beyonce.
Anyone want to buy a minpin?
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:56 PM (8QqO/)
You see this is why I keep the dog food in the garage. If I didn't the little puppy would have exploded from eating twice her weight in dog food.
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2017 11:58 PM (cAnNx)
"Hour long deep tissue massage" has to be a euphemism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:36 PM (92kX2)
It's a euphemism for massage that is borderline painful that leaves you more limber afterwards.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2017 11:58 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:56 PM (8QqO/)
Heh.
Well, it is good to hear the little guy is probably going to be all right.
My dog has just been passing some truly impressive gas all night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2017 11:58 PM (92kX2)
I don't feed him at any particular time - being unemployed & home most days, I just wait for him to tell me "its that time."
I realized today that he hasn't done that in a few days...
I was down to 2 or 3 days worth of food in the last bag, so bought a new one, dropped it on the dining room floor and forgot about it.
Three days later, he hasn't eaten, hasn't been super active, and his belly looks like an Ethiopian kid in a 700 Club commercial . He sleeps all day.
Then, today I walked by and saw him with his face buried in the new bag of his favorite Purina Pro made of Lamb.
Bastard learned to open the bag, gorge like Michael Moore, and lounge like Lena Dumdum.
Here I am looking for shit to pawn so I can afford a vet bill, and he's living like Beyonce.
Anyone want to buy a minpin?
I have a Chihuahua minpin mix I can see it now.... ROTHFLOL
Posted by: USNtakim at January 02, 2017 11:58 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 02, 2017 11:55 PM (89T5c)
Amazing isn't it? It was bad enough when all those nations were invited (an organization meant to encourage democracy can't accomplish that goal if most of the members are actively opposed to the concept), but this proves that there is truly no point (other than a negative one) in allowing the organization to continue.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 02, 2017 11:58 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Lurkette at January 02, 2017 11:59 PM (jY+fp)
feeding dogs is like running a railroad, same stops, same time , every day.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 11:59 PM (cPsPa)
This sounds familiar.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2017 11:59 PM (IcT7t)
One I encountered tonight was "termagant." There was another one 'way back upstream tonight - I went looking for it again, but... how do you look for a word when you don't know what it was?
Kind of weird to re-live the earlier part of the thread, too. Now, how far behind did I get while doing that?
Posted by: mindful wordworker at January 03, 2017 12:00 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2017 11:52 PM (IqV8l)<<<
A little salt and pepper, and maybe a splash of A1 will take care of any pooch.
Posted by: SCOAMF at January 03, 2017 12:00 AM (WidQN)
are the pyramids in Egypt(not gonna happen) and safari type vacation in Africa.
I'm not getting any younger.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2017 11:57 PM (IgBFP)
go to the zoo.
then take a cruise to Antarctica.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa)
Me too. But my last dog did this, what you're describing and it sadly was the end. I hope not, but get to a vet.
That said, we said "no more dogs" for a bit at least (we're dog people). Now we have two of the best, most adorable and adoring rescue dogs you could find.
God bless Tucker.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 03, 2017 12:01 AM (xJxz7)
Glad both that he's okay and that you found out he was okay before having to pay a vet bill.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 03, 2017 12:01 AM (sEDyY)
Sorry to wait so long to finish my reply, but cthulhu called in the midst of my typing - that delayed my end of the story.
But, again - I'm willing to sell the little fucker.
He IS the Awesomest Dog In The World. Smarter than he should be, and worth at least a bottle of bourbon and a clean S&W wheelgun...
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:02 AM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2017 12:03 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Original Jake at January 03, 2017 12:03 AM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 03, 2017 12:03 AM (sEDyY)
I've always wanted to go to Africa. Top 2 dream vacations
are the pyramids in Egypt(not gonna happen) and safari type vacation in Africa.
I'm not getting any younger.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2017 11:57 PM (IgBFP)
The only African animals I saw this trip was a troop of baboons. I'd love to do a safari. Kilamanjaro also interests me.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:04 AM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: in best Col. Klink voice at January 03, 2017 12:04 AM (WidQN)
Get the fuck out. Now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2017 12:05 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 12:05 AM (cAnNx)
We are going to the big island next month and I'm excited. My favorite place on earth. I love it there. Hualalai. It's like 15 minutes north of the airport.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:05 AM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Chi
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Heh. The other day I mentioned that we have a 'pet' woodchuck in the back 40 named Churchill. One day Mrs. H was looking out the back window and called me; "Something's wrong with Churchill". I looked out, and sure enough, Churchill was lying on his back in the sun, looking swollen.
So I hiked down there to take a look, and when I got within 20 feet or so, Churchill rolled onto his feet and waddled away. That was when I noticed that an entire row of Bibb lettuce was missing from the garden.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2017 12:05 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Welcome to Africa! We hope you brought toilet paper. at January 03, 2017 12:05 AM (OkKDg)
Sooo....not just me, then.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:04 AM (s7hQ/)
I have been informed by authoritative, if drunken figures to never let the baboons have access to your kit or equipment.
If it goes bang the little SOBs have fingers and thumbs curiosity to make it happen
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (9MInk)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2017 11:54 PM (0mRoj)
meh, more likely tranny hooker
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 02, 2017 11:56 PM (cPsPa)
I'll defer to your expertise.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (0mRoj)
It's been my dream vacation. I just want to be safe. My friends go to South Africa and go big game hunting.
I just want to see the animals.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (IgBFP)
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Nope.
Posted by: Kilimanjaro at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: USNtakim at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (hMqvx)
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 12:05 AM (cAnNx)
--Heh, probably the only thing I pity SEC fans for is having him year-round.
Posted by: logprof at January 03, 2017 12:07 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Welcome to Africa! We hope you brought toilet paper. at January 03, 2017 12:05 AM (OkKDg)
I forgot to pack toilet paper. Thankfully my needs were taken care of at the hotel. Taking a dump into a hole in the ground didn't interest me.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:07 AM (s7hQ/)
Sooo....not just me, then.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (qUNWi)
I understand Muskrat like pizza on his pasta.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 03, 2017 12:07 AM (xJxz7)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (qUNWi)
Russians.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2017 12:07 AM (0mRoj)
>> buried in the new bag of his favorite Purina Pro
>> made of Lamb.
One of THOSE dogs. Yeah, we've got one.
He's no more than 16 inches high to his back but very long (corgi/lab/whatever we think) and has a surprising vertical range, and he'd be up on our kitchen counter dancing the Carioca if we left a Quarter Pounder up there.
And packaged food at floor level is Gone In 60 Seconds.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:07 AM (TppKb)
Well, I took my first REALLY BIG RISK for the new year 2017:
I tried a Wetzel's pretzel.
(It wasn't bad.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2017 12:07 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (qUNWi)<<<
Russians, obviously.
Posted by: the Dems at January 03, 2017 12:08 AM (WidQN)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 03, 2017 12:09 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2017 12:09 AM (dKiJG)
It's been my dream vacation. I just want to be safe. My friends go to South Africa and go big game hunting.
I just want to see the animals.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:06 AM (IgBFP)
I've been in Africa and never felt unsafe. I've also been in Bogota, which was not recommended for travel and also felt safe. Just be careful about where you go and who you go with.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:09 AM (s7hQ/)
++++
I thought "mish-mash" was the hallmark of an ONT. You mean there have been official themes and stuff that I have been missing this whole time?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 03, 2017 12:10 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2017 12:10 AM (qUNWi)
>> were taken care of at the hotel. Taking a dump into
>> a hole in the ground didn't interest me.
In Europe they call that 'Napoleon's Footprints', right?
In China (well, last time I was there, ten years ago) you've got all these restaurants that have private dining rooms and all these private dining rooms have their own little toilet room, but the toilets don't have traps so half the time the whole dining room's full of sewer gas.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:10 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Chi at January 02, 2017 11:56 PM (8QqO/)
No. Oh, hell no.
You're selling him by the pound, aren't'cha?!
No money for pooch profiteers!
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2017 12:10 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:10 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 03, 2017 12:10 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: logprof at January 03, 2017 12:10 AM (GsAUU)
I would never leave the resort. The problem arises from getting to the resort.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:12 AM (IgBFP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:12 AM (TRzoP)
I have had times where I would have given anything for a hole in the ground.
Posted by: navybrat at January 03, 2017 12:12 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: logprof at January 03, 2017 12:10 AM (GsAUU)
Stoops has more Big 12 championships (10) than home losses (9) in 18 years. Yikes.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 03, 2017 12:12 AM (xJxz7)
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:13 AM (TppKb)
I have had times where I would have given anything for a hole in the ground.
Posted by: navybrat at January 03, 2017 12:12 AM (w7KSn)
You had a hole in the ground? Luxury.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2017 12:14 AM (92kX2)
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It makes you long for a nice carpeted air conditioned hallway.
Posted by: Your Friends at the EPA at January 03, 2017 12:14 AM (TRzoP)
A few times when I've travelled abroad I've had shy rectum, where I literally did not poop for a week and had no urge.
Posted by: logprof at January 03, 2017 12:15 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:15 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Midnight Oil at January 03, 2017 12:15 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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I will have to look into this, thank you very much!
I'm guessing is dsnt pay for annual checkups & vaccinations?
Again, thanks so much to all for the concern. I was attempting to be a lititle funny. I think I failed & worried y'all.
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:15 AM (8QqO/)
>> and had no urge.
I routinely get off the bowel schedule when traveling, though it doesn't last for a week.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:16 AM (TppKb)
Oh, by the way, upon landing anywhere in Africa, forget the plan. There is no plan that survives contact with Africa.
Posted by: Welcome to Africa! We hope you brought toilet paper
You might end up as an Africa Corpse.
Posted by: Zombie Irwin Rommel at January 03, 2017 12:16 AM (IqV8l)
Of course, the same applies for anyplace outside my house.
Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2017 12:16 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: logprof at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM (GsAUU)
>> house.
There's a big difference between a photo of Kate Upton's inner thighs and the real thing.
Not that I expect to experience the latter.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:15 AM (8QqO/)
No problem, context is difficult online.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
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He's here and will see this, but I will let him know if I don't see an acknowledgement within a minute or so.
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM (8QqO/)
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM (TppKb)
........
for what?
tax evasion
gift tax stuff
Posted by: Original Jake at January 02, 2017 11:53 PM
Ding ding ding. And her husband is a snake oil salesman. I'm pretty sure bad things will happen if the IRS starts looking at them closely.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: logprof at January 03, 2017 12:19 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Midnight Oil at January 03, 2017 12:20 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2017 12:10 AM
Nothing wrong with dinner by or from the pound.
Posted by: B. H. Obama at January 03, 2017 12:20 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2017 12:16 AM (sdi6R)
I dunno, being there in person can make all the difference in the world. The Pieta is even more breath-taking in person. The size of St Peter's is not really done justice by photos.
One thing that was not as cool in person? The Sistine ceiling. It is high enough to where is is difficult to get a sense of the detail. It is amazing, but like looking at the Mona Lisa from the other side of your house.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2017 12:21 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 03, 2017 12:21 AM (0OG8D)
You're selling him by the pound, aren't'cha?!
No money for pooch profiteers!
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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C'mon, man! I'm willing to barter for firearms!
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:22 AM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM (TRzoP)
No shit, dude!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2017 12:22 AM (v5iqM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUW5nyM1O5o
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 03, 2017 12:22 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at January 03, 2017 12:23 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2017 12:23 AM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:23 AM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM
I could be your former.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 03, 2017 12:23 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:24 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:24 AM (TRzoP)
It looks larger with the dancing midgets.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 12:24 AM (FYrz1)
*SIGH* It's back to the grind tomorrow. At least it's only a four-day week.
Good night, y'all!
Posted by: logprof at January 03, 2017 12:25 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:25 AM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2017 12:25 AM (hscyr)
are the pyramids in Egypt(not gonna happen) and safari type vacation in Africa.
I'm not getting any younger.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 02, 2017 11:57 PM (IgBFP)
The only African animals I saw this trip was a troop of baboons. I'd love to do a safari. Kilamanjaro also interests me.
---
Read the book "The Hot Zone." It's a bit older, but quite compelling. Might change your views on Africa.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 03, 2017 12:25 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:24 AM (TRzoP)
I had the same experience. It was like, really? Is this it?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:26 AM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 12:27 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM
Say, I feel a new song may come to pass.
Posted by: Carly Simon at January 03, 2017 12:28 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:28 AM (s7hQ/)
492 Hey, Chi! Since you're in touch with Cthulhu, could you let him know Bebe's Boobs is trying to reach him?
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
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He's here and will see this, but I will let him know if I don't see an acknowledgement within a minute or so.
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM (8QqO/)
I've got her phone number, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2017 12:28 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Best animal viewing I had was just ouside of the Nairobi Airport. No kidding. This was years ago, before the embassy bombing. There is/was a Howard Johnson hotel that was very spiffy, with lots of local contacts. I'd been thrown out of Addis Ababa (Qaddaffi coming to town) and had to stay a few days to get back on schedule, so I asked for a local driver for a tour of Nairobi Nat'l Park.
Masai country. Giraffes, rhinos, ostriches, lions, crocodiles, wildebeest, gazelles, baboons, etc. Not a zoo, just critters passing through.
Great fun. Couldn't have planned it, though.
Africa, y'see.
Posted by: Welcome to Africa! We hope you brought toilet paper. at January 03, 2017 12:28 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2017 12:24 AM (FYrz1)
Until they fall on top of it and crush it.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2017 12:29 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2017 12:29 AM (hscyr)
>> Sistine ceiling. It is high enough to where is is
>> difficult to get a sense of the detail. It is amazing,
>> but like looking at the Mona Lisa from the other side
>> of your house.
Worse still, if you're there at anything like peak season, is that you're just one of a huge mob being flogged through by the Vatican enforcers telling you to keep moving and keep quiet.
The whole Vatican museum/Sistine experience is pretty bad unless you can get in as something other than part of the peak-season mob.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:30 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:24 AM (TRzoP)
LOL
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 12:31 AM (cPsPa)
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In Egypt the minarets all have these horrible ice cream truck-quality loudspeakers. The beautiful muslim call to prayer sounds like they're strangling a cat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:32 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:32 AM (s7hQ/)
I know! I carry one with me everywhere I go!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2017 12:23 AM (UzBQ4)
The ones from ACME suck!
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at January 03, 2017 12:32 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:05 AM (IgBFP)
nice trip
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 12:33 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2017 12:33 AM (92kX2)
Maybe we'll go to Italy or Paris. I didn't need to see that.
I also have never been to savannah and charleston.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:33 AM (IgBFP)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 03, 2017 12:25 AM (J5mC3)
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Hemorrhagic fevers are some frightening bugs.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 03, 2017 12:34 AM (prEBe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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OK. Not a bad idea, I guess. Thank you.
You're saying that I need to get off my ass and actually take him for a walk? How many poop bags do I have on hand, anyway?...
(He has an acre to chase shadows & squirrels, so I have to look for the leash)
As I laugh at some of the responses, he wakes up from his coma and looks at me. Still with that shit-eating grin.
"Yeah, you got away with it poopyhead."
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:34 AM (8QqO/)
It's pumping a goat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2017 12:34 AM (voOPb)
"What's it say?"
"Actual size."
Posted by: Rupert Giles at January 03, 2017 12:34 AM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:18 AM
Say, I feel a new song may come to pass.
Posted by: Carly Simon at January 03, 2017 12:28 AM (DMUuz)
++++
You guys are the worst people I know.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 03, 2017 12:34 AM (R+30W)
This will be our fourth time there. We used to go to Maui. I like the big island better.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:34 AM (IgBFP)
>> Sistine ceiling. It is high enough to where is is
>> difficult to get a sense of the detail. It is amazing,
>> but like looking at the Mona Lisa from the other side
>> of your house.
Worse still, if you're there at anything like peak season, is that you're just one of a huge mob being flogged through by the Vatican enforcers telling you to keep moving and keep quiet.
The whole Vatican museum/Sistine experience is pretty bad unless you can get in as something other than part of the peak-season mob.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:30 AM (TppKb)
When we were in Colombia, my wife and I toured something called the Salt Cathedral. It's a working cathedral carved out of an abandoned salt mine. Fascinating.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:35 AM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: josh marshall at January 03, 2017 12:36 AM (6FqZa)
personally I was going to say he was pumping the cat not strangling it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 12:36 AM (cPsPa)
>> cream truck-quality loudspeakers. The beautiful
>> muslim call to prayer sounds like they're strangling a
>> cat.
Or 'Turkey In the Straw'.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2017 12:36 AM (TppKb)
I found the Muslim call to prayer hair raising; as was the sound of a mosquito inside my mosquito tent.
Posted by: Northernlurker
The sound of a mosquito is one of the prettiest sounds on earth.
Posted by: A bat at January 03, 2017 12:36 AM (IqV8l)
>> cat not strangling it.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: The Chicken at January 03, 2017 12:36 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 03, 2017 12:25 AM (J5mC3)
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Hemorrhagic fevers are some frightening bugs.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 03, 2017 12:34 AM (prEBe)
I was aware of the potential for disease.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:37 AM (s7hQ/)
The hotel I was looking at in Tanzania has Masai warriors to walk you to your room at night. It looked like a once in a lifetime trip.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:37 AM (IgBFP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 03, 2017 12:38 AM (cPsPa)
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I don't think they realize it's an insult.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2017 12:39 AM (TRzoP)
We're up to #555. That'll have to do for me tonight.
Coyotes howling and squealing not far away. Glad all our kittehs and Gimli-dog are snuggled down and snoozing safely inside. It's a wild world and some 'safe spaces' are truly needed.
z y'all l8r
Posted by: mindful webworker at the end of the line at January 03, 2017 12:39 AM (xzezz)
The hotel I was looking at in Tanzania has Masai warriors to walk you to your room at night. It looked like a once in a lifetime trip.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:37 AM (IgBFP)
I thoroughly enjoyed Africa. Honestly.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:39 AM (s7hQ/)
Our oldest daughter did 2 medical missions there in the mountainous region. She loved it over there wants to go back again
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2017 12:39 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2017 12:39 AM (u8kLQ)
Check-mate.
Of course the, um, particular nature of the olfactory assault depends on local diet.
I can testify that cabbage is not a good base commodity for cultures that are hygiene-challenged where "the tsar goes by foot" (my favorite Russian expression).
Oh - and call to prayer? Always the sound quality of a police loudspeaker at a riot, I think boulder terlit hobo can help us on that, something in one of the hadiths specifying such.
Not recommended: trying to get sleep in a city with a large Shi'a population during a holiday season (which is most of the year, seemingly). Of course, it beats large car bombs as a wake-up device. But still.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2017 12:40 AM (QDnY+)
"Yeah, you got away with it poopyhead."
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:34 AM (8QqO/)
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I have a picture of hell hound, his nose covered in white powdered sugar and an empty donut bag on the floor- he had a similar expression.
The damn donut bag was ON TOP of the fridge. He is why I can't have nice things. Or any things, really.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 03, 2017 12:40 AM (prEBe)
I wiki'ed to see who the current Bishop of Sodium Chloride is, but it doesn't have a bishop. So it's really just a Salt Church (they do have Mass there) and not a Salt Cathedral. Still very cool, though.
You learn something new every day; there's my thing. Quarter to midnight, so just under the wire.
Posted by: mikeski at January 03, 2017 12:41 AM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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OK. Not a bad idea, I guess. Thank you
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:34 AM (8QqO/)
Don't guess. I had labs. Both bloated more than once, but thank God never torsed. I know this drill all too well.
And NO do NOT take him for a walk. Do NOT let him run around. Leash his ass & take him out in the backyard to take a dump.
Once his stomach size & demeanor return to normal, you should be ok.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2017 12:41 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 03, 2017 12:41 AM (IcT7t)
thanks. I showed my husband and he seemed interested.
We'd have to plan the best season to go. I told him that's something we'd need to plan a year in advance.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:42 AM (IgBFP)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:34 AM (IgBFP)m
Kauai is nice too. It's tied with the big island for me
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2017 12:43 AM (hscyr)
goodnight
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2017 12:44 AM (s7hQ/)
I've never been to Kauai. It looks nice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:45 AM (IgBFP)
Hemorrhagic fevers are some frightening bugs.
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Becuase of that book, I now avoid any country with monkeys.
I've always wanted to go to Japan however "constant nuclear meltdown" has put me off that idea.
Pyramids? Too dangerous.
Hawaii? Obama has tainted that.
I've seen parts of Western Europe; wouldn't go there now. "Muslims."
South America? Dangerous + women way more attractive than I could ever hope to be.
Sigh.
All that's left is "Northern Lights in Alaska" and "Poland."
The cat will not approve of either one.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 03, 2017 12:46 AM (J5mC3)
Nairob-me was OK. Was a work trip, so we met with the national parks director, whose office must abut that national park in the city mentioned by another commenter above. Hilarious, baboons and other primates were peering through the picture windows behind the director's desk as we talked (Richard Leakey, son of the anthropologist famous for Lucy/Olduvai Gorge, etc.).
Research it, but I'd think you could do an African trip up to your security standards. If the current intel says "dodgy", hire private security (it's only a week we're talking about).
There are plenty of excellent private security companies, I'm sure, in east Africa, staffed by former Brit SAS, Aussie, Kiwi, and South African military types. Just lay on extra $$$$ (you can't take it with you), and do that trip of a lifetime.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2017 12:46 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:46 AM (IgBFP)
Posted by: navybrat at January 03, 2017 12:47 AM (w7KSn)
The damn donut bag was ON TOP of the fridge. He is why I can't have nice things. Or any things, really.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady
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I meant to tell you earlier -
I actually found Bully Sticks at my local Food Lion (grocery).
But they were a generic brand "product of Brazil," and $6 for one small bull dick.
I'll wait 'til I get to an actual pet store, and this little guy guy deserves a treat. 6 months? A year?
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:47 AM (8QqO/)
Just go.
Japan is the strangest ultra-modern country in the world. But very interesting, extremely safe, super polite, and so clean you'll think your house is filthy when you return.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2017 12:49 AM (QDnY+)
I didn't even think to hire private security.
The only time I've had to do that was when we stayed at a resort in Jamaica years ago ,I wanted to go shopping and the concierge recommended a private driver and a guard. We had no problems.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2017 12:50 AM (IgBFP)
I actually found Bully Sticks at my local Food Lion (grocery).
But they were a generic brand "product of Brazil," and $6 for one small bull dick.
I'll wait 'til I get to an actual pet store, and this little guy guy deserves a treat. 6 months? A year?
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 12:47 AM (8QqO/)
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I get hell hound's from Best Bully Sticks dot com. And their stock is American sourced. They even give discounts to Military and K9 police.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 03, 2017 12:53 AM (prEBe)
Just go.
Japan is the strangest ultra-modern country in the world. But very interesting, extremely safe, super polite, and so clean you'll think your house is filthy when you return.
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Thank you for your encouragement Rhomboid.
I will go... some day. My Dad was in the Korean war, and had some amazing experiences in Japan. His memories made me fall in love with it as a child. It seemed like an alien, magical place.
Have not had an honest to goodness vacation since 2009. Life has been... kind of rough since then. Plus I worry about the cat.
/yes, yes, I know I am insane.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 03, 2017 12:55 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 03, 2017 12:41 AM
Short a miracle, it's not going to. I have to buy her out at current market according to probate law. So, the bad faith shit she has pulled for literally a year saw the value of the house go to where I can no longer afford to buy her out. I'm fucked. My only option is IF I can fuck her over back via the IRS and make it a Pyrrhic victory for forcing me out of my home.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2017 12:55 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Tanzania sounds like a good choice. I've met folks that enjoyed high end 'safaris' in South Africa, too. Capetown is beautiful. Do not go to Jo'burgh.
Didn't Jane D'oh take a SA trip a couple years ago? Ask her how that went.
Posted by: Welcome to Africa! We hope you brought toilet paper. at January 03, 2017 12:55 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Sad that I'm apparently the only other one who noticed that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 03, 2017 12:57 AM (S2VsH)
Well, shit. Very sorry to hear that. That being the case, I hope you give her the smackdown she's earned.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 03, 2017 12:58 AM (IcT7t)
Their bread and butter would be resident expat corporate types and diplomatic missions, but hard to imagine they also wouldn't be available for visitors.
It's a large industry, based almost entirely in places like the ones you mention.
Look into it. Aegis is one British outfit I recall, from MidEast work. All the media companies had private security (former SAS, South Africans, Aussies).
Have no idea about cost, but it would be just part of the trip. Might be pricey, but you WANT to see those animals. Well worth it. You'll just have to grill out back a few times instead of hitting Jocko's or Hitching Post.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2017 12:59 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Sad that I'm apparently the only other one who noticed that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 03, 2017 12:57 AM
Uh huh. Content readers. More than one. We need to keep an eye on them
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2017 01:01 AM (hscyr)
Saint Thomas Aquinas, Doctor of the Church
fify
Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 03, 2017 01:02 AM (dZGNV)
Have always wanted to visit the Cape winelands (would remind us somewhat of your neighborhood, I think), but that's down the list now.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2017 01:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 03, 2017 12:46 AM (J5mC3)
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I hear you! Mr. Occam has been- everywhere, because Navy. But me? Nope nope nope. I'm too much of a homebody.
And here's a cute kitty story for you-
We live smack in the middle of a horse pasture, so stray and/or feral cats are common. A very young kitten, the vet said he was 6 weeks old, somehow got into our fenced yard.
So I'm outside with hell hound, and I see him all perky, wagging his tail- and I'm like "NO! Don't eat whatever you've found!" (I'm thinking deflated balloon, mushroom, etc). I run over and he's found this kitten, sound asleep.
He belly crawls and gently nudges the baby, and that poor thing jumped up, hissing. Hell hound de-assed, and ran right behind me, peeking around me at the kitten. Who was bowed up, and still hissing.
I could not stop laughing. Well, I stopped when evil kitty bit the crap outta me when I took him to the vet's
Evil kitty is happily keeping our barn mouse free. And still hissing at us at every opportunity.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at January 03, 2017 01:05 AM (prEBe)
Don't guess. I had labs. Both bloated more than once, but thank God never torsed. I know this drill all too well.
And NO do NOT take him for a walk. Do NOT let him run around. Leash his ass & take him out in the backyard to take a dump.
Once his stomach size & demeanor return to normal, you should be ok.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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OK. Sincerely, Thank You.
I'll keep a close eye on him, and take him with me to "work" tomorrow.
(Honestly, I might have to borrow or go buy a new leash - he runs around the front yard as he pleases & comes to me on command, so I never use it - i haven't seen the thing in well over a year)
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 01:07 AM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 03, 2017 01:08 AM (IcT7t)
Short a miracle, it's not going to. I have to buy her out at current market according to probate law. So, the bad faith shit she has pulled for literally a year saw the value of the house go to where I can no longer afford to buy her out. I'm fucked. My only option is IF I can fuck her over back via the IRS and make it a Pyrrhic victory for forcing me out of my home.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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Am I correct that youve been in touch with cooth already?
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 01:11 AM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Occam's Epilady
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Ever since I saw that video the other night, I want a kitty. I'm not even a cat guy, but, I think I could respect a cool cat.
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 01:15 AM (8QqO/)
Gamers and other video game nerds, check this shit out!
CNN uses video game footage to show how "Russian hackers" "hacked the election."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1oME1jY40I
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 03, 2017 01:22 AM (tlaZQ)
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 01:11 AM (8QqO/)
Yes. He told me what I need to look for in the financial records, and is checking on a couple accounting issues.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2017 01:26 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 03, 2017 01:31 AM (Fbj4h)
After grabbing a coffee in Wickieup, I drove non-stop through Kingman, Boulder City, and Lost Wages, and got into Mesquite at 10:00 P.M. (Mountain time) on the dot. While on I-15 near the Nellis AFB turn-off, I chanced to spot a brilliant greenish-white meteor, or maybe space junk, descending on a NW - SE trajectory. It winked out while in full view, so I guess whatever it was, it got totally consumed. Cool, anyhow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2017 01:31 AM (PTSvA)
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 03, 2017 01:34 AM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2017 01:31 AM (PTSvA)
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That was an alien aircraft departing Area 51 ...
Posted by: Art Bell at January 03, 2017 01:36 AM (mt8X9)
It's amazing how smart these news idiots think they are, when there's so much evidence to the contrary.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 03, 2017 01:40 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Adriane the What if My Way is the Highway Critic ... at January 03, 2017 01:49 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: irritated at stupid commercials at January 03, 2017 01:54 AM (8iiMU)
people in Las Vegas at any given moment are tourists. I'm skeptical of
that city even having enough people to support an NFL franchise.
However,
I do see one way they could make up for that. Fans of other teams could
take a vacation in Vegas and see their team play there while they're at
it. That'd make a pretty darned cool vacation, for an NFL fan!
Posted by: Pro Warb at January 02, 2017 10:43 PM (0OG8D)
Judging by the billboards I saw while driving through Vegas this very evening, all the ones who aren't tourists are tort lawyers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2017 01:56 AM (PTSvA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2017 01:56 AM (PTSvA)
So, basically, just like Florida. Those are the only two industries that can have any degree of success there. (Which is why I now live in Texas.)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 03, 2017 02:06 AM (J+mig)
Don't guess. I had labs. Both bloated more than once, but thank God never torsed. I know this drill all too well.
And NO do NOT take him for a walk. Do NOT let him run around. Leash his ass take him out in the backyard to take a dump.
Once his stomach size demeanor return to normal, you should be ok.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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OK. Sincerely, Thank You.
I'll keep a close eye on him, and take him with me to "work" tomorrow.
(Honestly, I might have to borrow or go buy a new leash - he runs
around the front yard as he pleases comes to me on command, so I
never use it - i haven't seen the thing in well over a year)
Posted by: Chi at January 03, 2017 01:07 AM (8QqO/)
He probably ate it while you weren't looking.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2017 02:08 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Moran Moran at January 03, 2017 02:11 AM (GdgAM)
are the pyramids in Egypt(not gonna happen) and safari type vacation in Africa.
I'm not getting any younger.
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I have a friend who just got back from Israel. Apparently she also took a quick trip to see some of the pyramids.
She said that they were the *least* impressive part of her trip.
Posted by: junior at January 03, 2017 02:19 AM (ZvmQn)
There ain't no place like 'em!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSEysMfr1pQ
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at January 03, 2017 02:20 AM (nUAGX)
Will Trump take the oath of office with his hand on the Rules of Acquisition?
Posted by: Fox 2! at January 03, 2017 02:31 AM (brIR5)
*But* I did enjoy the "Russia Hacks US Power Grid" story.
*WELL*, it wasn't really the power grid, it was just this one company.
*WELL*, it wasn't the grid, it was a laptop not connected to the grid.
*WELL*, it wasn't really a hack so much as someone got some malware on it.
*WELL*, it wasn't really Russia...
Tell me more about this fact-checking program.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 03, 2017 02:40 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2017 02:55 AM (PTSvA)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 03, 2017 03:04 AM (vbvxt)
Traveling is fun but it's good to be home. I hope everyone had a Merry
Christmas and I wish everyone a prosperous and happy New Year.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 03, 2017 03:04 AM (vbvxt)
I hope that you and the Mrs. had a Merry Christmas -- and that we see more of your happy ass in our prosperous and happy New Year.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2017 03:09 AM (EzgxV)
-- and that we see more of your happy ass in our prosperous and happy
New Year.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2017 03:09 AM (EzgxV)
She keeps me pretty busy the nights I'm not working.
We had what is becoming our usual whirlwind tour of PA and IA, eleven states driven through or visited in as many days.Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 03, 2017 03:14 AM (vbvxt)
No. Couldn't do it. I would hate myself until the end of my time, and likely, beyond.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 03, 2017 03:15 AM (wq8Cl)
I hope that you and the Mrs. had a Merry Christmas
-- and that we see more of your happy ass in our prosperous and happy
New Year.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2017 03:09 AM (EzgxV)
She keeps me pretty busy the nights I'm not working. We had what is becoming our usual whirlwind tour of PA and IA, eleven states driven through or visited in as many days.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 03, 2017 03:14 AM (vbvxt)
*rolls eyes* Newlyweds....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2017 03:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 03, 2017 03:04 AM (vbvxt)
As much as I like visiting the family, I hate traveling. Airports, airplanes, travelers. Bleh. As usual, I caught a horrrible bug on my flight that completely wrecked me for the past week.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 03, 2017 04:12 AM (J+mig)
Tell me more about this fact-checking program.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
Besides wears PJ to work?
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2017 04:29 AM (2RVmA)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2017 04:30 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2017 04:30 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2017 04:54 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2017 05:23 AM (5sOEp)
Russians hacked the fact-checkers ! Really !
Posted by: The Chicken at January 03, 2017 05:25 AM (sHFi7)
Posted by: teej at January 03, 2017 05:38 AM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Colin at January 03, 2017 05:40 AM (ogUTd)
The country is in the throes of a major epidemic, with no known cure and some pretty scary symptoms. It's called Trump Derangement Syndrome, or TDS, and it's rapidly spreading from the point of origin the political class , to the population at large.
Posted by: Colin at January 03, 2017 05:56 AM (ogUTd)
Posted by: KWDreaming at January 03, 2017 06:26 AM (AkcYt)
Posted by: MAC-SOG at January 03, 2017 06:32 AM (QPdNE)
Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2017 06:37 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: KWDreaming at January 03, 2017 06:40 AM (AkcYt)
Where is everyone?
Driving. Halfway to work. Morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2017 06:41 AM (E9ede)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2017 06:41 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2017 06:42 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: KWDreaming at January 03, 2017 06:40 AM (AkcYt)
Old and busted: Opt-in.
New hotness: Opt-out.
Next big thing: Your voluntary participation is mandatory.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 03, 2017 06:45 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 03, 2017 06:46 AM (sHFi7)
Posted by: Colin at January 03, 2017 06:53 AM (ogUTd)
Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2017 06:54 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 03, 2017 07:01 AM (sHFi7)
Posted by: somejoe at January 03, 2017 07:02 AM (nUAGX)
But, yeah, I hate the 49ers even more now . . . And my 49er-hatred was already off the charts.
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 03, 2017 08:29 AM (NW8Vv)
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2017 10:30 PM
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Trump did not give that speech, I don't think. Maybe someone should correct that?
I am mentioned this even tho I'm banned.
Posted by: Patty Jay at January 03, 2017 12:04 PM (cHuNI)
Hebrews 11:1, not Thomas Aquinas
If your pastor quotes the Bible, it is not appropriate to attribute the quote to your pastor.
Posted by: Immolate at January 03, 2017 02:56 PM (a1oE7)
Maybe when you are critiquing biblical commentary you'll take the time to read the actual quote noting the subtle paraphrase of scripture that expands the scope of meaning.
Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 03, 2017 03:23 PM (dZGNV)
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