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Year's Worst Liberal Bias/Open Thread
Free Beacon notes some of MSNBC's worst moments, in a post which is sixty three thousand pages long.
Jon Gabriel writes of incredible #FakeNews I've been complaining of incessantly -- the media refuses to write "hacked DNC emails," preferring exclusively to write "hacked the election" or even "hacked the vote," as AFP wrote yesterday. Gee, I wonder why people become convinced of unevidenced conspiracy theories. Business Insider bothered itself to write about the media's addiction to its own #FakeNews. Don't get high on your own supply, fellas.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: fly gal at December 30, 2016 05:59 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: fly gal at December 30, 2016 06:00 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2016 06:02 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 06:02 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Max Power at December 30, 2016 06:02 PM (q177U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 30, 2016 06:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:02 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: pep at December 30, 2016 06:03 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Max Power at December 30, 2016 06:02 PM (q177U)
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I sure as hell have.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 06:03 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: ⏣ at December 30, 2016 06:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 06:04 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 30, 2016 06:04 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:04 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (UzBQ4)
Pray and consider fasting for Trump and for Pence and America. It will be a very dangerous few weeks. Obama's malignant narcissism coming out more and more.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Miss Sloane at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (KP5rU)
Mine's in a jar on that shelf over there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 06:04 PM (IcT7t)
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Mine went slowly, then all at once.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (Sfs6o)
Mine's in a jar on that shelf over there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 06:04 PM (IcT7t)
Abby Normal?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 30, 2016 06:06 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 06:07 PM (nTH61)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 30, 2016 06:07 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: post 176? at December 30, 2016 06:07 PM (wpC7C)
The lie from Brown's accomplish taken as truth.
"He was reading a book".
Said the wife of her dead felon in Charlotte with a loaded gun in his hand while smoking a joint
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:07 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at December 30, 2016 06:07 PM (TaCba)
Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 06:08 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 06:08 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 06:08 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Krautish Pedant at December 30, 2016 06:09 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: R. DUKE at December 30, 2016 06:09 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: Miss Sloane at December 30, 2016 06:09 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: post 176? at December 30, 2016 06:07 PM (wpC7C
Imagine her today with the benefits of healthy living, good diet, and 5-7 days in the gym.
*drools*
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:09 PM (HJEuH)
But that all a little later. Now it is time for a shot of mezcal, the salt, the lime.
And ponder how Vladimir Putin got all those people to vote for Donald Trump in Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio, Pennsylvania. And why he didn't come to fucking Colorado.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 06:09 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (tOcW/)
It may be naïve, but I'm pretty confident that the petty spitefulness will make itself evident to anyone who's paying attention. The UK and Australia have both come out against the UN-Israel vote abstention, e.g.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:11 PM (KP5rU)
I hope you're right and it may be evident to people, but he may still try a bunch of dangerous moves anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:12 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:12 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:12 PM (hVnKJ)
He's limiting inaugural celebrations? I hadn't heard that. What is he curtailing?
Inaugural balls are down from ten to three
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 06:12 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:14 PM (HJEuH)
The British rep at the UN voted for it, which is odd.
Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 06:14 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Miss Sloane at December 30, 2016 06:09 PM (Tyii7)
Yeah, his plane crashed. Chubby Checker and Stevie Ray Vaughn also perished...
so sad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at December 30, 2016 06:14 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 30, 2016 06:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2016 06:14 PM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:14 PM (KP5rU)
He wants to show that he is serious in getting to work by not celebrating excessively and making it all about him. He is also making more tickets available to events to the general public instead of to donors and celebrities.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 06:15 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:12 PM (gJ3Vg)
That's happened to me at least 3 times in the past 2 days - serves me right for trying to read all the posts. This gang just careens forward, willy-nilly.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 06:15 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 06:15 PM (IcT7t)
So, average movie review length then.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 06:12 PM (lKyWE)
Three balls ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 06:16 PM (tHwdc)
>>> The UK and Australia have both come out against the UN-Israel vote abstention
The British rep at the UN voted for it, which is odd.
Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 06:14 PM (jw2Xw)
No, they came out against Kerry's interference in Israeli politics. I guess they didn't hear about Obama sending over his people and our money to defeat Bibi two years ago,
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:16 PM (hVnKJ)
Glad to hear that and I agree with you if he could pay for more of it, although I don't think much of it is taxpayer funded, .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:16 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2016 06:17 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2016 06:17 PM (18h+i)
See #37.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 06:18 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:18 PM (KP5rU)
Bird Flu carriers ...
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at December 30, 2016 06:18 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: fly gal at December 30, 2016 06:18 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2016 06:18 PM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2016 06:18 PM (VtLx6)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:18 PM (0mRoj)
It's inconvenient as hell but the state gov is under extreme pressure from the two thousand or so store owners who would see a big drop in biz if the supermarkets could sell it.
So all beer, wine, and booze is bought in these small stores.
Under pressure from voters, the state passed a law that goes into effect January 1 in which supermarkets can now sell beer and wine. But it's like the implementation of Obamacare, only worse. It phases in over TWENTY YEARS.
And that is not the real stupid part. Here is the stupid. Beginning next month, a chain like for example Kroger (here they are called King Soopers) can sell beer and wine in FIVE ONLY of its stores statewide, but first, IT MUST BUY ALL THE INDEPENDENTLY OWNED BUSINESSES WITHIN 1500 FEET of each store it wants to go wet.
Our nearby Soopers would have to buy out five stores. I ran a check on a business brokerage site and the going rate for one of these starts at $100,000, and that is for a hole in the wall.
So Soopers is probably looking at needing to pony up $1 million just to have our local store go wet. They'll never do it.
So we are stuck with the stupid, but at least those fucking lawmakers can feel good about what they did.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 06:19 PM (U6f54)
Now excuse me while I shop for some stilts, a top hat and some star-spangled pants in a 34 by 124.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2016 06:19 PM (VdICR)
Any more than two is a bonus.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 06:15 PM (IcT7t)
E3 - The Extra Testicle.
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:19 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 06:19 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:16 PM (KP5rU
LOL.
What about Racquel Darrian? Holy shit!! Flawless she is.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:19 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 30, 2016 06:20 PM (cxO+E)
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2016 06:20 PM (UzBQ4)
Posted by: FOAF at December 30, 2016 06:20 PM (p0JMG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at December 30, 2016 06:20 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (KP5rU)
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Phrasing.The way you say it makes it sound like he's the knob getting licked. The correct terminology is knob licker.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:16 PM (hVnKJ)
Ah, that could be what I was thinking of, might have been confused. Australia definitely came out against the settlement resolution thing though.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (8nWyX)
The British rep at the UN voted for it, which is odd. Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 06:14 PM (jw2Xw)
British PM Theresa May didn't mention the vote but she scolded Kerry for his speech calling the present Israeli government the most far right wing governent Israel has ever had
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (lKyWE)
Said the wife of her dead felon in Charlotte with a loaded gun in his hand while smoking a joint
Posted by: The Other Guy
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Initially, his daughter claimed that he it was a Bible.
Well, to be fair, it's a thin line between a Bible and a stolen pistol.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (ZO497)
Typed it up, hit post and jump to bottom...
Well lookie here,,, nood.
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2016 06:22 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 30, 2016 06:22 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 06:23 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: ever at December 30, 2016 06:23 PM (kronK)
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (7qAYi)
I used to read 'Hints from Heloise" all the time. Wonder if she's still around.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 06:23 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Seems legit at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (HJEuH)
Crap. "...that it was a Bible.."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:22 PM (ZO497)
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So not like Denzel in the Book of Eli...
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (R+30W)
Well, to be fair, it's a thin line between a Bible and a stolen pistol.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (ZO497)
The grandmother said it was a Koran, but I doubt she even knows what that is.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 06:23 PM (qJhUV)
No, no, no - we're talking about fun girl-on-girl action.
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (7qAYi)
E3 - The Extra Testicle.
Great.dog show story about that. Alas, it takes a while to tell properly.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 30, 2016 06:25 PM (cxO+E)
They started this shit because they feared Trump's election and his choice of ambassador to Israel emboldened the Israeli "right-wing". So they were going to save the day and tie Trump's hand.
What the asswipes ended up doing was emboldening the right wing even more and fracturing the left. Shit Midas, they are.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 06:25 PM (DW+jj)
Typed it up, hit post and jump to bottom...
Well lookie here,,, nood.
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:21 PM (gJ3Vg)
I can be mulish, 'tis true.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 06:26 PM (tHwdc)
Bad finger. Stupid finger. Finger didn't proofread.
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:26 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: josephistan
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I saw The Extra Testicle open for Pussy Riot at the...
Nevermind.
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 06:26 PM (DOcyR)
January 21: Brass knuckles taken to the GOPe, the Dems and the MSM.
Posted by: Jmel at December 30, 2016 06:26 PM (tv+BP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:27 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Seems legit at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (U+nHb)
Laying curled in the fetal position in a pool of his own vomit and excrement on the basement floor whilst clutching a bag of Cheetos and an empty half gallon of vodka?
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at December 30, 2016 06:27 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 30, 2016 06:27 PM (bML9A)
Alien:Covenant, Dunkirk, Blade Runner 2049...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:28 PM (x0mWT)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 06:28 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:22 PM (KP5rU)
MeAgain spent move the meter compared to most women selling beauty.
Tera Patrick. Julia Ann. Savannah Samson. Kayden Kross. Jessica Jaymes.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:28 PM (HJEuH)
Bad finger. Stupid finger. Finger didn't proofread.
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:26 PM (gJ3Vg)
I love Badfinger, but I'm keeping this nick to rub it in.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 06:28 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: publius
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When you're getting bitch-slapped by fellow-traveler Dershowitz, you may have 'progressed' beyond all rationality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:29 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:29 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Johnny Cash at December 30, 2016 06:30 PM (77i7V)
As for the media's crack smoking and constant DNC talking point spewing and what to do to solve it my advice would be to just ignore them. I think it's ok to laugh at their stupidity but nothing they say can be trusted. Nothing.
Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at December 30, 2016 06:30 PM (jxw6R)
What is Glenn Beck doing now?
Posted by: Seems legit at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (U+nHb)
Starting the "12 steps" all over again?
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:31 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 06:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:31 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: 2soonold2latesmart at December 30, 2016 06:31 PM (8rj0k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:31 PM (x0mWT)
No matter what
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:32 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:32 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Manuel Labor at December 30, 2016 06:33 PM (HgMAr)
Trump may succeed in riding us of the left (by mass strokes and coronaries) before he's even sworn in.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 06:33 PM (DW+jj)
you'll want to lock up those old Akkadian classics, too
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2016 06:33 PM (AM5/F)
Posted by: KWDreaming at December 30, 2016 06:33 PM (AkcYt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (tOcW/)
Speaking of, I need to clean my fridge. Need to get a level 3 hazmat suit first though.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)
I thought he was there to repair the fridge.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:35 PM (0mRoj)
Dershowitz is not a prog, he is a genuine liberal.
Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 06:35 PM (jw2Xw)
http://tinyurl.com/gsmcjl7
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:29 PM (hVnKJ)
That was a lot of fun - thanks! Also enjoyed the Donald's ALS ice bucket challenge that followed.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 06:35 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: KWDreaming
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Let's hope the baby-parts vendors don't disrupt things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: HuuuuuuugeJoe@ewokfinder at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (riqBd)
Don't get too worked up. Cast of 1,000's, crowds, jacked up prices, demonstrations, and security that will suck.
Did I mention it will probably be cold as hell?
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (tOcW/)
Speaking of, I need to clean my fridge. Need to get a level 3 hazmat suit first though.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:34 PM (0mRoj)
Kinky.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (cAnNx)
I know that feeling-of things way back in there that could be made into some kind of antibiotic if they sit there any longer, but right now it's not too bad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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You know darned well that a porno thread will turn into a Duke's vs Hellman's war within 30 comments.
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 06:37 PM (DOcyR)
The British have been ratcheting up the anti semitism lately no suprise to me.
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (5sOEp)
London has a Mohammedan mayor. Need I say more?
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:37 PM (hVnKJ)
Second look at Colorado.
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 06:37 PM (qUNWi)
The left is now accusing Trump of treason for his tweet about Putin.
"He's not allowed to betray the country! Only we're allowed to betray the country!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 30, 2016 06:37 PM (cxO+E)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2016 06:38 PM (AM5/F)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 06:38 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (KP5rU)
Yup....Beck is the worst. He needs to commit himself to a big ol' heaping of a big ol' Bag O' Dicks.
He can take Nanny Doomberg with him.
Lots of apostrophes there to stick up the crack of both of their asses too.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 30, 2016 06:38 PM (5VlCp)
Really helps you blend in at Manhattan cocktail parties.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:38 PM (0mRoj)
Is that what kids are calling it nowdays?
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 06:36 PM (qUNWi)
Mine is very, very dirty. Fingerprints all over it. Covered with magnets and mementos.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 06:38 PM (tHwdc)
Compared to other celebrities "who sell their sexuality", she is by far the one that started out with no hope. She is all smoke and mirrors.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (zLDYs)
Dershowitz said that if Keith Ellison becomes DNC chairman, he's going to resign his Dem membership.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
But he'll probably still vote for them. That's my guess.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (7qAYi)
Mmmm.....that's hot.
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (qUNWi)
.45acp vs 9mm
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 06:40 PM (O7kBk)
Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader at December 30, 2016 06:40 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (qUNWi)
Only on the outside.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (tOcW/)
It's going to be a dangerous four years. _But there is opportunity. Trump's wit lights up these fools so bright those in the shadows are beginning to see.
Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (x0mWT)
Posted by: Miley
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Heh. We should have a one-time refrigerator door pics thread. Our's is probably only middle-of-the-pack, but pretty busy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Seems legit at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (U+nHb)
Wearing a ball gag and dog collar while Samantha Bee spanks him.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: goon at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (x0mWT)
I prefer the Dillon Aero minigun.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:42 PM (0mRoj)
Can't agree or disagree, since everything lies in definition of terms.
On a practical level, Dershowitz has fervently supported racist, authoritarian, corrupt, stupid people whose causes impoverish and endanger America, and destroy freedom.
He really ought to move to Israel, where his "gee, ya think?" common sense about the "peace process" etc. can do some good, and he won't be able to cause so much damage to the US.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2016 06:42 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 06:42 PM (riqBd)
I know kinda weak for this place but I thought the "No matter what" would at least get an e for effort.
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:42 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 06:42 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (7qAYi)
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Maybe the freezer isn't the best place for the litter box?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 06:43 PM (kTF2Z)
It hit all the desired notes for left-leaning publications and personalities. It demonized outlets like Breitbart and Fox News while supposedly putting on display the real-life consequences of "fake news."
It was everywhere.
The only problem? The story wasn't true.
The real story: they were afraid because of the backlash when one of their kids brought a homemade clock to school.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 06:43 PM (rH4JY)
It's inconvenient as hell but the state gov is under extreme pressure from the two thousand or so store owners who would see a big drop in biz if the supermarkets could sell it.
So all beer, wine, and booze is bought in these small stores.
Under pressure from voters, the state passed a law that goes into effect January 1 in which supermarkets can now sell beer and wine. But it's like the implementation of Obamacare, only worse. It phases in over TWENTY YEARS.
And that is not the real stupid part. Here is the stupid. Beginning next month, a chain like for example Kroger (here they are called King Soopers) can sell beer and wine in FIVE ONLY of its stores statewide, but first, IT MUST BUY ALL THE INDEPENDENTLY OWNED BUSINESSES WITHIN 1500 FEET of each store it wants to go wet.
Our nearby Soopers would have to buy out five stores. I ran a check on a business brokerage site and the going rate for one of these starts at $100,000, and that is for a hole in the wall.
So Soopers is probably looking at needing to pony up $1 million just to have our local store go wet. They'll never do it.
So we are stuck with the stupid, but at least those fucking lawmakers can feel good about what they did.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 06:19 PM (U6f54)
The small town I live in, population about 2,100, has three liquor stores. The town I work in, population 11,000, has 15 liquor stores.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 06:43 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (zLDYs)
Richie, no way, he's down by the San Francisco Bay.
Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 06:44 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at December 30, 2016 06:45 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 06:45 PM (5sOEp)
And I don't say that because they got naked for a living and had sex. the Vivid girls up today's healthy porn models are knock outs. Maybe it is because they look more feminine than what is advertised to the masses as feminine beauty.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:45 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 06:45 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: gNewt
---------------
I knew it was over for Richie when he started doing Burger King commercials.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:45 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2016 06:45 PM (QDnY+)
I bet they are counting your hit to them whether you read the story or not.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Seems legit at December 30, 2016 06:24 PM (U+nHb)
Laying curled in the fetal position in a pool of his own vomit and excrement on the basement floor whilst clutching a bag of Cheetos and an empty half gallon of vodka?
Is that how he got the orange dick?
Posted by: R. DUKE at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (IqV8l)
Pray and consider fasting for Trump and for Pence and America. It will be a very dangerous few weeks. Obama's malignant narcissism coming out more and more.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 06:05 PM (tOcW/)
++++
I'll sure as heck will pray but I won't fast. I'll need all the strength I can muster to live through this turmoil.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (8nWyX)
Which is sort of weird since the UK voted for the vile thing. Guess they wanted to appease their antisemites at home and were counting on Obama (hmmm, maybe *that* was their first mistake?) to pull their chestnuts out of the fire so they could snap their fingers and say "Well, darn."
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (x0mWT)
Poison darts and poison anything is very underrated. (Small pox blankets)
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Heck, plenty of distilleries up here in the mountains.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (cAnNx)
Great, now I need some brain bleach. And I just took my meds a little while ago, so I can't drink for another hour and a half.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (GUBah)
They become a caricature of the Happy Days', the Fonze, with a suit instead of a leather jacket, unable to think they're wrong, let alone say it.
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (2X7pN)
Dershowitz said that if Keith Ellison becomes DNC chairman, he's going to resign his Dem membership.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
But he'll probably still vote for them. That's my guess.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (IqV8l)
++++
They do it every time. You get your hope up because someone of the left says something sane once in a while. But, when the rubber meets the road, they still support whichever lefty is running. See Camile Paglia, Megan McArdle, etc.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 06:48 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l)
Who cares what she thinks? She hasn't been in anything since "Laverne & Shirley."
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:48 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: goon at December 30, 2016 06:48 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 30, 2016 06:48 PM (rH4JY)
I have been hoping every day Ellison becomes Democrat Chairman, everyday.
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 06:45 PM (5sOEp)
Me too. When your enemy is fcking up, get out of the way and let them.
The face of the democrat party, a Black anti Semite Mohammedan.
Works for me. That will sell like hell in Manhattan and CA. Elsewhere?
No so much.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:48 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (cAnNx)
+++
Don't they just embody all that is libtarted? Success!
Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2016 06:48 PM (CFc5L)
Would you want the soundtrack to be music, or their moans and groans, or a mix of them and the music, or better, maybe, dubbed by real porn actresses. I think Tiffany Mynx and Ava Devine.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 06:48 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: SPCA at December 30, 2016 06:48 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac
------------
You didn't see my mail-in target, did you? Probably should have just thrown the pistol.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:49 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 06:49 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l)
97% are part time jobs. Thanks Obama and company.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:49 PM (HJEuH)
Dear God, that's an image I didn't need.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:50 PM (x0mWT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l)
97% are part time jobs. Thanks Obama and company.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:49 PM (HJEuH)
Record real unemployment, record nonparticipation in the workforce...yeah, TFG's a real job creator.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:50 PM (0mRoj)
The magic of NOT watching something is low cost
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 06:51 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Insomniac
------------
You didn't see my mail-in target, did you? Probably should have just thrown the pistol.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:49 PM (ZO497)
Nope, I must have missed it.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:51 PM (0mRoj)
Other way around. How much would you pay me to have to watch that?
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:51 PM (7qAYi)
>> Maddow mutually doing one another?
Throw Lena Dunham in the mix, too, why don't ya?
If I saw that, I think I would be rendered permanently impotent.
Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader at December 30, 2016 06:52 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:41 PM (ZO497)
I have Wendy Bender, Joe Bender and Mind Bender the Cat. Also "End Route 1" from my Key West adventure. A few mini trolls, the lyrics to Mr. D's favorite songs that reminded him of me/us, and a dirty note from him. A photo of my dad who passed away. A 'Don't Tread On Me' flag. That's just for starters.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 06:52 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: josephistan
Maybe one of the factories that packages your groceries allowed cat hair to contaminate the package. You should do a McKenzie brothers, and demand free frozen vegetables for a year.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 06:52 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (cAnNx)
............
Yeah, at least they could get Don Lemon and Joy Behar.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 06:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:52 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:50 PM (x0mWT)
++++
Upside: Princess Leia in a metal bikini.
Downside: a never ending supply of ewoks. Half the damn movie!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 06:52 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 06:52 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Heck, plenty of distilleries up here in the mountains.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (ZO497)
Great grandpa not bothered by prohibition - never liked the taste of "store bought" liquor.
Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 06:53 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 30, 2016 06:53 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 06:54 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:39 PM (7qAYi)
If there is a cat in the house, there will be cat hair everywhere.
If there is a thing (e.g. a single sheet of paper in the middle of an empty room), the cat will be on the thing.
These are universal cat truths. At least that's what the Toxoplasma gondii in my brain tell me OH GOSH WOOK AT ITS WIDDLE TUMMY http://___ur.com/a/KjXjY
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 06:54 PM (8nWyX)
It also, sort of, misses the point.
The distortion is ubiquitous, starting with selection of what is news and what is not.
And continuing, especially, with the very language used. Have you ever seen the combination "Obama's controversial health insurance reform" in mainstream media? Nope. "Landmark" "historic" "sweeping". Yet no law ever passed by Congress in our entire history was more controversial than the disastrous ACA.
Have you read that Trump is appointing "hard-liners" to immigration-related posts? Uh huh. "Hard liners". You see, you're a "hard liner" if you, you know, actually believe in enforcing *existing laws*. Do you think someone enforcing tax laws would ever be described as a "hard liner"?
The manipulation and distortion - all of which could be easily avoided by smarter and more responsible people - is constant, it's in practically every phrase.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2016 06:54 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 30, 2016 06:46 PM (cAnNx)
No one is watching them any way so it really doesn't matter who they have on
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 06:55 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:55 PM (x0mWT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l)
+++
You know, why not? Plainly, they can throw out numbers out of thin air and no one counters the claim. The MSM continues to dance around Ofuckstick tossing rose pedals and holding banner sticks. He is all that is holy in their puke heads.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2016 06:55 PM (CFc5L)
Peter Beinart, as self hating Jew who gobbles Obamas cock every chance he gets and absolutely never misses a chance to shiv a Jew or the State of Israel in the back, a stranger of the truth, a builder of straw men, unequalled in the skill of false equivalence, a liar, a cheat, a troll and a soulless golem
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (kIQE/)
The UK and Australia have both come out against the UN-Israel vote abstention, e.g. Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 06:10 PM (8nWyX)
I think some countries voted for it under the assumption that the U.S. would do what it always did,veto it.It was a safe vote for them and it made Israel look bad but nothing would come of it.Barky screwed them.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (lKyWE)
I know kinda weak for this place but I thought the "No matter what" would at least get an e for effort.
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 06:42 PM (gJ3Vg)
I'm growing fond of this nick, but you may have a bunch of eeeeeeeeeees.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l)
Leslie Marshall is a raving idiot. She couldn't count to eleven if you helped her to 10
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (auHtY)
206
purpose
to be willowed
after or just before
the nude
-- be here all week, tips for the girls and the band
ever wonder about the 'uniform' of a suit?
In search, based on last night's ruminations, I am too. Slim and curvy, tall.
Pfft. pantyhose/tights -- as long as there are push-up/bullet
7 or 15 denier....
Well, I've said not quite enough or too much...
Oh, well.
May this new year be the best. The software realm really sucks. All the 'new' is just the unfinished bs the last language had going for it.
C/Unix/sh/Perl/make -- yep
Python? Nope. I'll be doing a job with that, but really?
Perl (without that fool Moose) has and will always work. Parrot?
Learn to 'paint'. Another swipe at old shit is just that, shit.
MHO
Posted by: micky at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (o5vMc)
I enjoyed reading Janet Reno's obit.
Burn in hell child murderer.
*****
Elian Gonzalez
Waco
Just a couple of the greatest hits of our first transgendered attorney general
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Stormtrooper TH18876 at December 30, 2016 06:57 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 06:57 PM (8nWyX)
No. NO! Leave that outside.
What is it?
The dog grabbed a tree.
A...tree..?
Life, with mastiffs.
Also? I have dog hair in my freezer. And fridge. Toaster. Pretty much everywhere. They aren't keen on epilady'ing. Dammit.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 06:57 PM (prEBe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:58 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 06:58 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (kIQE/)
I thought golems protected Jews.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 06:58 PM (0mRoj)
I have Wendy Bender, Joe Bender and Mind Bender the Cat. Also "End Route 1" from my Key West adventure. A few mini trolls, the lyrics to Mr. D's favorite songs that reminded him of me/us, and a dirty note from him. A photo of my dad who passed away. A 'Don't Tread On Me' flag. That's just for starters.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM
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Mine is still covered in drawings and school art projects (the Father's Day ones are my favorites) from that crappy ex's kids.
Kids I haven't seen or heard from in 3 years...
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 06:58 PM (DOcyR)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 06:59 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l)
Who cares what she thinks? She hasn't been in anything since "Laverne & Shirley."
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 06:48 PM (7qAYi)
But let in 16 Million people with LEGAL immigration...
That does not even count illegal...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 06:59 PM (qf6WZ)
.........
You should always shave pussy in the bathroom, not the kitchen.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 06:59 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 07:00 PM (rH4JY)
Is it a leg lamp?
The 49ers announced that Kaepernick won the Len Eshmont Award. The team says the award is its "most prestigious annual honor...given each year to the 49er who best exemplifies the 'inspirational and courageous play' of Len Eshmont." Eshmont was a member of the 49ers' first team in 1946, and he died in 1957.
Yeah, fark the whole team
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 07:00 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: R. DUKE at December 30, 2016 07:01 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 30, 2016 07:01 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 07:01 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (kIQE/)
++++
Are you sure you're not talking about that other little character, Paul Krugman, because it describes him as well.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2016 07:02 PM (CFc5L)
Peter Beinart, as self hating Jew who gobbles Obamas cock every chance he gets and absolutely never misses a chance to shiv a Jew or the State of Israel in the back, a stranger of the truth, a builder of straw men, unequalled in the skill of false equivalence, a liar, a cheat, a troll and a soulless golem
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (kIQE/)
++++
I used to like watching him square off on video against Jonah Goldberg. They had a regular videocast, first on NRO, then Blogging Heads. He was a good foil for Goldberg. Smart enough to make a semblance of an argument, then which Goldberg would proceed to destroy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 07:02 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 07:03 PM (kIQE/)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 07:00 PM (rH4JY)
Before modern education this was referred to as not thinking.
Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 07:03 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2016 06:31 PM (x0mWT)
I could see Lena in "The Dirty Nine-Step", a dance and defecation spectacular.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 07:03 PM (MiBfH)
http://tinyurl.com/ht2kreq
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 07:03 PM (hVnKJ)
They aren't going to re-sign that clow, are they?
"Fuck my employers business model", said Colin.
Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2016 07:04 PM (jw2Xw)
https://twitter.com/RennaW?lang=en
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2016 07:04 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:05 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 07:05 PM (KP5rU)
The left has lost it's mind. This is awesome.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at December 30, 2016 07:05 PM (R5HRU)
That's like trying to pick the worst song. Unposible.
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:05 PM (BO/km)
The worst song by Yoko Ono
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 07:06 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:06 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: R. DUKE at December 30, 2016 07:01 PM (ONH2e)
............
We're gonna need some bigger ears.
Posted by: PBS KIDS at December 30, 2016 07:06 PM (HgMAr)
Still utterly and wholly disappointing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at December 30, 2016 07:07 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 07:08 PM (kIQE/)
Posted by: gNewt praying for Trump and America at December 30, 2016 07:08 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 07:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: micky at December 30, 2016 06:56 PM (o5vMc)
Perl is vastly under-appreciated nowadays by those crazy kids with their fancy Pythons and their Javascripts. In my day, we had about twenty actual functions and we made up the rest with regexes.
Have you seen Perl 6 though? ::shudder::
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 07:09 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 07:09 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 07:09 PM (kIQE/)
They aren't going to re-sign that clow, are they?
He contract runs through 2018.The begining of the 2016 season is when they had the opportunity to cut him without paying him the 12 million dollar bonus and they were going to do it.Thats why he started with the BLM BS.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 07:10 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:10 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Original Jake at December 30, 2016 07:11 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: ThunderB
I like the irony. I'm thinking that has a broader application to leftists, not limited to Jews.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 07:11 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 07:09 PM (kIQE/)
............
Spun.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 07:11 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2016 07:12 PM (kIQE/)
All of those lying bags of shite can't suffer enough
Posted by: groovemetal at December 30, 2016 07:12 PM (MIwBq)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at December 30, 2016 07:13 PM (HgMAr)
Nope. Too late.
And I'm telling Gary to take that tune off the song list for next Saturday.
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 07:13 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: hogmartin
A Chinese tranny is responsible for that. Not joking.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 07:14 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:14 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: vivi at December 30, 2016 07:15 PM (11H2y)
He's Illegal! He's Illegal!
And 53 percent of viewers will nod their heads.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 07:16 PM (U6f54)
I know an old Niner. I can not see him being pleased with this.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 07:16 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 07:17 PM (hVnKJ)
............
What no Nobel Peace Prize?
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 07:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: vivi at December 30, 2016 07:18 PM (11H2y)
Hell, let's just call it 50 million. Obama created 50 million jobs and that's not even counting child prostitutes!
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 07:19 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 07:09 PM (U6f54)
Barry Obama the Joe Besser of presidents, Cut it out you guysss
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 07:19 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 07:19 PM (cAnNx)
Of course they were White Supremacists, aka alt-right. The only thing missing was MAGA hats.
Posted by: geoffb5 at December 30, 2016 07:20 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:20 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 30, 2016 07:20 PM (NBHj5)
https://tinyurl.com/hnjwnc9
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @Bert G) at December 30, 2016 07:20 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: vivi at December 30, 2016 07:18 PM (11H2y)
He's one bad mother..
Watch your mouth
I'm just talking about Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 07:20 PM (auHtY)
Even if that were true, it'd be like CPS rescuing a kid from a molesting parent, and the parent shouts "kidnappers!"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 07:21 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 07:21 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 07:22 PM (TD/W3)
http://tinyurl.com/gugdozz
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 07:22 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)
Also? I have dog hair in my freezer. And fridge. Toaster. Pretty much everywhere. They aren't keen on epilady'ing. Dammit.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 06:57 PM (prEBe)
Good to see you back!
I found cat hair on my toothbrush this morning, and I know for a fact that my cat doesn't take kindly to brushing her teeth.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:23 PM (tHwdc)
Cats are resourceful.
They can get into anything.
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:20 PM (qUNWi)
Everyone knows "pussy is undefeated and untied"
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 07:24 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 06:58 PM (ZO497)
Now THAT'S a keeper!
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:24 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 07:24 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:24 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 07:25 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:25 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 07:26 PM (w7KSn)
https://twitter.com/RennaW?lang=en
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 30, 2016 07:04 PM (SEXy3)
Wow, that's some collection.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 07:26 PM (sdi6R)
Obama strikes out.
http://tinyurl.com/hh8bo7j
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30
Thank you, that is just all kinds of awesome!
Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2016 07:26 PM (VtLx6)
http://tinyurl.com/gugdozz
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 07:22 PM (qJhUV)
Barry has probably done more damage to our Navy than the Japanese in WWII
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 07:27 PM (auHtY)
Also my research led me to discover some of the most natural and feminine beauties at one point worked at Hooters in college when 18-20 years old.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 07:27 PM (HJEuH)
The 49ers are fags and their shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)
If it wasn't for the Rams the 49ers would have gone 0-16 this season
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 07:27 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2016 07:28 PM (VtLx6)
Did Len Eshmont courageously suck on the bench and then get seven chances to get a victory at the end of the season?
I'm thinking no. But I've been wrong before.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 07:28 PM (TqmC9)
Kids I haven't seen or heard from in 3 years...
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 06:58 PM (DOcyR)
Hi Chi! I don't have any kids, but one of my coworkers' kids made me a custom crab from two of his handprints, with googly eyes. I love it. It's been on my fridge for over a year and it always makes me laugh.
Also, I consulted your bourbon recommendations from last night and decided on Dickel's, in honor of my bluegrass-playing cuz who introduced it to me back in the 70s.
A 2-egg batch of nog is chillin' in the fridge. I'm sure it's going to be fabulous with the Dickel's.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:28 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: eleven
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All I have to do is get it out, and the cat heads out to find a hidey hole.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 07:28 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:29 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Colon Kraperdick at December 30, 2016 07:29 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 07:21 PM (rH4JY)
Kudos to the most complex analogy I have ever read.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 07:30 PM (HJEuH)
All y'all wouldn't be like this if you would just take a few its and get laid. (See Instapundit).
Mellow out man.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 07:30 PM (FoI/9)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:30 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2016 07:30 PM (89T5c)
Who's Ben Eeshmann?
Posted by: Colon Kraperdick at December 30, 2016 07:29 PM (Tyii7)
He was an old whitey oppressor
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 07:31 PM (lKyWE)
http://tinyurl.com/gugdozz
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 07:22 PM (qJhUV)
+++
Doesn't that make me feel all snug and secure?
Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2016 07:31 PM (CFc5L)
Time to change into my glad rags.
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:31 PM (GsAUU)
Same as Parrot. Nope. It all worked as of 5.6.1 really. It is a beauty for like-minded Unix/C/sh types as I, but... Moose? -- NO
The last, for fear of banning, comment is that Perl (sans Moose) has always been perfectly typeless. That was the beauty of it. Still is.
I get latitude to do the more exact Perl version even in this Python world.
I get paid more for my mind/experience than language choice.
So, sandbox or concrete? Which would you like, oh payer of my remittance?
Posted by: micky at December 30, 2016 07:31 PM (o5vMc)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 30, 2016 07:32 PM (zbdXz)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:33 PM (lJXY3)
Most women are normal looking without makeup.
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:29 PM (qUNWi)
Er, isn't without makeup the definition of "normal"?
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 07:34 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at December 30, 2016 07:34 PM (jxw6R)
I don't think BLM is that big. The pay is loot as you go which has a lousy 401k .
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 07:34 PM (ZzZuq)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:30 PM (lJXY3)
And you were shocked this did not lead to sex. Why?
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 07:35 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Chinese Navy at December 30, 2016 07:36 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:36 PM (LmrWy)
Since Trump has apparently already obeyed my mind-wave directive to scale down/back the inaugural stuff, here's my Befehl #2: no cameras, very boring and dry press release accompanied by a Donald tweet, reporting that between parade and limited party appearances on the 20th the new president signed orders reversing several seriously damaging policies of the last 8 years (with tick list of EOs reversed).
And announcing that his review of past policies was continuing, and he expected to be reversing more EOs, and issuing new guidance to agencies on implementation of regulations, in the next two weeks, while his team prepared a package of reform legislation to be sent to the Hill for expedited action.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2016 07:36 PM (QDnY+)
Well...some women are hot without makeup.
It's complicated.
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:36 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Colon Kraperdick at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (lJXY3)
Is there a good instant coffee?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 07:38 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (qUNWi)
There's got to be a way to easily make a single serving of iced coffee. There's just got to be.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (TqmC9)
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (BO/km)
And I'm telling Gary to take that tune off the song list for next Saturday.
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2016 07:13 PM (gJ3Vg)
<pouts mulishly>
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: andycanuck
That sounds like that Michelle Obama anecdote.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (rH4JY)
Leslie Marshall just said Obama created 11 million jobs.
------
She meant Jobs. As in the Book Of Job. 11 million Jobs, suffering.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (prEBe)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Socratease at December 30, 2016 07:40 PM (2GbWn)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (lJXY3)
Probably a good idea since Americans and especially the Horde have rejected trannies pushed as the pinnacle of beauty.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 07:40 PM (HJEuH)
You mansplained the shit outta that.
Carry on....
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at December 30, 2016 07:40 PM (wq8Cl)
Is there a good instant coffee?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (LmrWy)
Not that I know of, but if the choice is "instant coffee" vs. "no coffee", I'll go with instant.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 07:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:41 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 30, 2016 07:41 PM (89T5c)
So maybe it's good.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 07:41 PM (6IPEM)
------------------
Ha!
The one thing on my fridge that is laminated is Little C's handprints making a bow tie for the Father's Day "card."
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 07:42 PM (DOcyR)
Buy a "phin", a metal Vietnamese coffee drip thinggy, and put in a few scoops of chicory coffee (like the Cafe du Monde brand), drip it out (with or without the sweetened condensed milk), pour over ice, stir.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2016 07:42 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:42 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (LmrWy)
No such thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at December 30, 2016 07:42 PM (wq8Cl)
So maybe it's good'
Or maybe Starbuck sucks like an industrial strength sewer vac.
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:43 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 07:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 30, 2016 07:41 PM (89T5c)
I guess....according to Random Joe.
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:43 PM (lJXY3)
Buy a "phin", a metal Vietnamese coffee drip thinggy, and put in a few scoops of chicory coffee (like the Cafe du Monde brand), drip it out (with or without the sweetened condensed milk), pour over ice, stir.
Sounds great but I'm looking a keurig type of machine that just does it all.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:44 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: male Manatee at December 30, 2016 07:44 PM (HgMAr)
lemme see.... hmmm
#fakenews from the MSM is real (projection)
factual,you know -- facts are (#fakenews)
2
+2
===
5
nope, don't see it quite that way, donchaknow
Posted by: micky at December 30, 2016 07:44 PM (o5vMc)
Posted by: Eleven Million Barky's Baristas at December 30, 2016 07:44 PM (Tyii7)
The one thing on my fridge that is laminated is Little C's handprints making a bow tie for the Father's Day "card."
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 07:42 PM (DOcyR)
I should probably laminate the googly-eyed crab, because I intend to keep it forever.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:44 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 07:44 PM (riqBd)
I believe Arizona has made that a tourist attraction for many years now.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 30, 2016 07:44 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:43 PM (BO/km)
It takes a Starbucks barista to burn coffee. Must be the Grievance Studies degree...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 07:45 PM (MiBfH)
Testing the boundaries of the comment box.
http://www.gnc.com/Prolab-Caffeine/product.jsp?productId=12981432
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 07:45 PM (FoI/9)
If I bought a keurig, I could make a single cup of hot coffee and just dump it in a cup of ice, I guess.
Or, buy one of those cooler things you need to stick in the freezer for several hours.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:45 PM (LmrWy)
Damn, that makes me feel old!
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:45 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 07:45 PM (ZzZuq)
A bag of bully sticks, for the dog. So really, if one *needs* a bag of bovine bazookas, your local pet supply store can provide.
PSA- Odorless bully sticks- aren't.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 07:46 PM (prEBe)
..........
But get free WiFi for the hacking.
Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at December 30, 2016 07:46 PM (HgMAr)
So maybe it's good.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 07:41 PM (6IPEM)
Whaaaaa......?
Posted by: Hipster J. Doucherocket, Graduate Student since 1996 at December 30, 2016 07:46 PM (wq8Cl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 07:46 PM (KP5rU)
Well...some women are hot without makeup.
It's complicated.
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:36 PM (qUNWi)
Wait, you look at their faces? Oh.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 07:46 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Sanka at December 30, 2016 07:47 PM (BO/km)
Except that crack in Arizona spews less-toxic gases.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:47 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:47 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven
---------------
I'm quite OK with this.
I like women in general, and normal looking is a bonus.
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 07:47 PM (DOcyR)
Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at December 30, 2016 07:34 PM (jxw6R)
Yeah, you can definitely have a fully-functional script that looks like pure line noise and nobody will ever figure out how it works. On the other hand, there's no reason you couldn't do the same with a nice clean commented Allman-bracketed script too. Clarity of maintenance kind of comes down to how it's written in the first place, and given that most programmers tend to be prima donna auteurs, WELP that's out the window.
One thing I do appreciate is that the interpreter is pretty good at pointing out where a problem might be, even telling you what you might have done wrong. I mostly work with PHP these days, supporting Drupal, and I definitely miss Perl's "hey, looks like you assigned this variable right here but never used it, are you sure that's what you meant to do?" vs. PHP's "um... something broke I guess? Like, here's a line number. That's not where the problem is, but hey, it's a line in your script, and there's a problem with your script, so start there I guess? Go nuts! ::kazoo noise::".
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 07:47 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 07:47 PM (ZzZuq)
http://tinyurl.com/gugdozz
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 07:22 PM (qJhUV)
++++
I think there is something off about that story. The US has 10 carrier groups, but the article only talks about those in the Middle East. This article from June talks about 6 of the 10 being deployed, with another one (the delayed Bush) on its way.
https://www.defensenews.com/story/defense-news/2016/
06/06/navy-aircraft-carrier-strike-groups-deployed-china-
russia-operations/85526820/
I bet Fox has somehow conflated what is going on in the Middle East with the whole world. Bush was delayed, the Ike returned home, so there is a gap in the Middle East. But, I seriously doubt all 10 of our carriers are sidelined.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (R+30W)
........
You guess secret recipe! One year free WiFi tovarich.
Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (FoI/9)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (KP5rU)
through every regulation and presidential executive order Obama has
signed. I dream that Trump on the evening of his inauguration will
Tweet a list of thousands of rescinded regulations and executive orders.
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 07:24 PM (ykL1t)
I dreamed that I was at Trump's Inaugural Ball in my Maidenform bra.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (tHwdc)
There's got to be a way to easily make a single serving of iced coffee. There's just got to be.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (LmrWy)
I just make a single serve in the Krug, put sweeter and cream in it and pour over ice.
What more could you want?
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:49 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Sanka at December 30, 2016 07:49 PM (/wWB4)
Those are great. I only drink one cup a day in the morning. Ready in a minute and it tastes good enough to me.
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:49 PM (BO/km)
I just make a single serve in the Krug, put sweeter and cream in it and pour over ice.
Yeah, this seems to be the quickest option other than using instant.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 30, 2016 07:50 PM (LmrWy)
Any moron ever tried Kratom? It's an herb that is suppose to be good at pain killing and is not addictive. Comes in pills or powder.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 07:50 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 07:50 PM (ZzZuq)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 07:50 PM (riqBd)
I remember one where the output of the program would reproduce itself. That is the text output was a copy of itself, and it did in a very tricky way.
Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader at December 30, 2016 07:50 PM (DW+jj)
They are. The Naughty Librarian look doesn't hurt along with the whole slim and stacked thing, but I don't want to body shame......
*looks at bunk*
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at December 30, 2016 07:50 PM (wq8Cl)
Astronauts prefer us over being starved to death.
Posted by: Sanka at December 30, 2016 07:49 PM (/wWB4)
Pfft.
Posted by: Tang at December 30, 2016 07:50 PM (prEBe)
strawberry milk, anyone?!?
Loved that stuff. It was years until I discovered that strawberries tasted nothing like that.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 07:51 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 07:47 PM (ZzZuq)
--Yeah, I have no idea but I'd guess she looks like a 20 year old Faith.
But yeah, the Pac 12 in general has a lot of hot Asian cheerleader chicks.
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:51 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2016 07:51 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (tHwdc)
Just that?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 07:51 PM (auHtY)
THEY ARE NOT!!!
Posted by: Michael Sam at December 30, 2016 07:51 PM (qJhUV)
Yeah Keurigs are great. Too bad they make like ten models.
I really don't feel like spending hours on the internet researching *the right* model for me.
Every time I buy something it involves this stupid long process of me picking the perfect model.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (LmrWy)
Wait, you look at their faces? Oh.
It's an integral part. Yes.
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2016 07:47 PM (qUNWi)
I guess I am doing it wrong just staring at their tits?
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (hVnKJ)
I dreamed that I was at Trump's Inaugural Ball in my Maidenform bra.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM
------------------
Now, the 'rons will be too!
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (DOcyR)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (qJhUV)
strawberry milk, anyone?!?
Loved that stuff. It was years until I discovered that strawberries tasted nothing like that.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 07:51 PM (/cksx)
--Quik still exists; it's just called Nesquik. Even the same bunny with a straw. (For the life of me, I don't know why Nestle' made that change).
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 07:53 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:53 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:53 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (LmrWy)
Just buy the cheapest one, they all do the same thing. The coffee is in the little cup. Better cup, better coffee.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 07:54 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Sanka at December 30, 2016 07:49 PM (/wWB4)
...........
Crapping your suit beats dying.
Posted by: Astronaut at December 30, 2016 07:54 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: National Geographic Tranny at December 30, 2016 07:54 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2016 07:54 PM (89T5c)
I'd say it's a jinx, but Danny Kannel *had* to pick FSU.
BTW, the Hard Rock Stadium where the Orange Bowl and Miami play is really cool looking.
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:54 PM (GsAUU)
Any moron ever tried Kratom? It's an herb that is suppose to be good at pain killing and is not addictive. Comes in pills or powder.
Sounds like oxy.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:54 PM (LmrWy)
---------
Lawyers. Or worse, a focus group.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 07:55 PM (Sfs6o)
There's got to be a way to easily make a single serving of iced coffee. There's just got to be.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:39 PM (LmrWy)
Chameleon Cold Brew. Pour from a bottle over ice.
Posted by: Emmie at December 30, 2016 07:55 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Alan Shepard at December 30, 2016 07:55 PM (DW+jj)
Literally just in: Jabril Peppers is OUT for Michigan!!!!
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:55 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (tHwdc)
Just that?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 07:51 PM (auHtY)
Just like the old magazine ads, that's all they wrote.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM at December 30, 2016 07:55 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:55 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 07:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at December 30, 2016 07:57 PM (tYPH9)
Everywhere this SOB goes, we get dragged into a war or a civil war.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 07:57 PM (HJEuH)
And she had 4 kids in the house.
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 07:57 PM (DOcyR)
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The best ads showed the doctors smoking cigarettes.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 07:57 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2016 07:54 PM (89T5c)
I'll bet this is really good mixed together with the chocolate Quik.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 07:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 07:57 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 07:58 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: wait, what? at December 30, 2016 07:58 PM (wpC7C)
strawberry milk, anyone?!?
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM
Oh, yeah... cocaine in milk. The strawberry was to die for. My fave was actually their Vanilla, but that got discontinued awhile back and got replaced with some stupid flavor like Pineapple or Choc-berry or something. Quik is still on the shelves, but it's not as good as it used to be. At least not the Strawberry, since they went all "health concious" and shit... no artificial this, no added that... who the hell drinks Quik if they're worried about that shit? Anyway, yeah... still like to drink it
Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 07:59 PM (lmIoG)
Literally just in: Jabril Peppers is OUT for Michigan!!!!
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:55 PM (GsAU
Vegas can't be pleased with this last minute move. This will have a trickle down effect on Michigan in the future.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 07:59 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 07:57 PM (Sfs6o)
Selling Lucky Strikes as an after-dinner treat, to aid in digestion.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 07:59 PM (tHwdc)
Nestle Nesquick available at Walmart.
Everything is available at Walmart. If not, there is always Amazon.
Strawberry Quick you have to buy from the corner drug dealer.
Things one can learn by googling what you read on this very blog.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 07:59 PM (FoI/9)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 07:59 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Alan Shepard at December 30, 2016 07:55 PM (DW+jj)
..............
Or your wetsuit, on really cold days.
Posted by: zombie Jacques Cousteau at December 30, 2016 07:59 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 07:59 PM (BO/km)
rickl, you drink it hot or cold?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:00 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (KP5rU)*
TAKE THAT BACK! The Espys are too, important! They're on TV and everything .
Posted by: W. Disney and Co. at December 30, 2016 08:00 PM (XMGl9)
I may have been out of focus, a certain CE was beyond gorgeous. Yep.
I sure hope there are less traps for the gents, but that 'hey, Mary...' "in It's A Wonderful Life" or the later scene in CastAway. Whomever was attempting match making, and I didn't, but yeah, maybe, depends on nothing and everything.
tl;dr
Posted by: micky at December 30, 2016 08:00 PM (o5vMc)
rickl, you drink it hot or cold?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:00 PM (LmrWy)
I drink it hot, but if you let it sit out for a while it'll get cold.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 08:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 07:59 PM (riqBd)
It's funny that you should ask that, Joe - I had just emerged from my filthy frigid fridge. And there was the Ball.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:02 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 08:02 PM (8nWyX)
Any moron ever tried Kratom? It's an herb that is suppose to be good at pain killing and is not addictive. Comes in pills or powder.
Sounds like oxy.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:54 PM (Lmr
I've read it has some terrible side effects if you use too much at once.
If you are in legitimate pain, go to a pain clinic. That's why they are there and you get pharmaceutical drugs to treat the pain that is cheaper than Herbs like that.
Or smoke a bowl of weed.
Alcohol makes nerve pain worse in the long run and damages the nerves.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 08:03 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:03 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:04 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:04 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:03 PM (riqBd)
ColonX! It cleans like a
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 30, 2016 08:06 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)
I have a, ta-da, coffee measure. Three scoops, and a little bit more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:07 PM (MiBfH)
http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/products/6-pack-caf-k-cups
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 08:07 PM (sdi6R)
Okay I think I find another way -- a cold brewer.
$28.
It's a container with an "infuser" (filter) that you dump water into and stick it in the fridge for 36 hours. The result is a coffee concentrate that can supposedly stay fresh in the fridge for a week.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:07 PM (LmrWy)
meticulously measures out the coffee into the coffee maker and who just
dumps some into the basket until it looks about right?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)
I'm a meticulous measurer, because Coffee Is Serious Business To Me.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:08 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:08 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (riqBd)
I'm feeling no pain, so you must be right.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:08 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 30, 2016 08:09 PM (x3uSY)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:09 PM (Sfs6o)
If I drank K-cups, I'd buy these, because they come in boxes that look like ammo cans.
http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/products/6-pack-caf-k-cups
Hilarious!
"6 (12) round boxes of Caffeinated as Fuck K cups."
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:09 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:09 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:09 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2016 08:11 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:11 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:09 PM (Sfs6o)
You realize that this will follow you to the end of your days?
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:11 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:12 PM (Sfs6o)
I love living in Colorado lol
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:13 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Weasel
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That escalated quickly...
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 08:13 PM (DOcyR)
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I do.
Posted by: Weasel the Dumper at December 30, 2016 08:13 PM (Sfs6o)
https://www.defensenews.com/story/defense-news/2016/
06/06/navy-aircraft-carrier-strike-groups-deployed-china-
russia-operations/85526820/
I bet Fox has somehow conflated what is going on in the Middle East with the whole world. Bush was delayed, the Ike returned home, so there is a gap in the Middle East. But, I seriously doubt all 10 of our carriers are sidelined.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 07:48 PM (R+30W)
If 6 of 10 were deployed in June... 6 months ago... it is not a stretch to think they are now in stand down...
Put a couple more in the yards for refit? a couple more in workup?
And the Navy Ret. guy would not be surprised at all that we have no carriers at sea right now.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 08:13 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (GsAUU)
I loved Nestle Quik. I'd put so much of the powder in my milk it was more like a chocolate slurry. Fantastic stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 30, 2016 08:13 PM (4bjXi)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 08:14 PM (TD/W3)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)*
I have a single cup coffee maker (not a K cup), i measure the amount.
Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 08:15 PM (XMGl9)
Alfred Einstein
Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 30, 2016 08:13 PM (4bjXi)
Lies and rumors prove that some things travel faster than the speed of light...
My Physics Prof in Navy Nuc School
Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 08:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:16 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:16 PM (KP5rU)
Pretty easy and cheaper than those cups.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:17 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:17 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 08:17 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 08:15 PM (qf6WZ)
What? Jimmah Carter is teaching now?
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:18 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 07:52 PM (GsAUU)
I loved Nestle Quik. I'd put so much of the powder in my milk it was more like a chocolate slurry. Fantastic stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:13 PM (0mRoj)
Because it was Nestle Quik. I was going to say they did it to be cool and hip so they shortened it to one word.
But according to the wiki its been known worldwide as Nesquik since the 1950's. US, Canada Mexico and Australia were the places that had to be changed to Nesquick in 1999.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 08:18 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 08:14 PM (TD/W3)
I had the McDonald's strawberry shakes for a week once. Saw stuff you people wouldn't believe. I don't recommend it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (hVnKJ)
I deserve better than this. I've GOT to get better than this.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (tHwdc)
http://www.turkishcoffeeworld.com/How-to-make-Turkish-Coffee-s/54.htm
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (FoI/9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 30, 2016 08:20 PM (4bjXi)
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:17 PM (ykL1t)
Don't a lot of modern MREs use commercially available instant coffee?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:21 PM (tHwdc)
"Keep at it, Huma. Sometimes it takes a while."
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 30, 2016 08:22 PM (rH4JY)
i am trying to fine a new surround sound system right now.
Yeah I decided if I ever do that I'll just buy one of those speaker bars just to keep it simple.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:22 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 08:22 PM (DW+jj)
Looks good, you ever had any.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:09 PM (hVnKJ)
Not their K-cups, but I've been buying bags of their whole bean coffee for awhile now. They make several different kinds of roasts, and they are roasted, packed, and shipped upon receipt of your order. So it's as fresh as you can get without roasting it yourself.
The shipping makes it more expensive than what you would buy in a store, but a bag will last me almost a month so it's not a huge expense.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 08:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:20 PM (KP5rU)
--That's cool. I like Jake Butt's name, but he's a good tight end.
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:24 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)*
_***
I open the top, jam in a filter and press it 'round.
I use the scoop that came with the coffee maker to measure the same amount in each scoop. Each scoop is tamped before the next scoop is laid in.
The coffee maker is a 4 cuper. Genormous makers do not do well making 2 cups, small makers do. It's not the coffee brewer as much as the ratio of coffee to water. The pot will be consistent so, work out the ratio to your taste and it will be good for you every time. -_Folgers
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:26 PM (ykL1t)
Since we killed god the quasi-religion of eco-socialism has superseded our value structures while we've been hypnotized by celebrity booty. Community has been utterly destroyed in the rush to monetize hate and politicize all the things.
The whole election was a fake news hoax - I thought America was dead but she was only sleeping and I have great hope for the future. I could see how the faithful would believe providence intervened.
The silent majority came through. Thx Donald.
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:26 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:26 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Seymour Butts at December 30, 2016 08:26 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:26 PM (KP5rU)
The other fleet carriers are all at their home bases for various reasons. Google is your friend.
Posted by: Subterranean JT at December 30, 2016 08:26 PM (qG0hz)
4 scoops for me.
my drip maker is lightening fast.
i like it best and kicked keurig to the curb.
Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 08:27 PM (TD/W3)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:27 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tim Cook at December 30, 2016 08:27 PM (rH4JY)
From ROLLING STONE !!!!
Something About This Russia Story Stinks
Nearly a decade and a half after
the Iraq-WMD faceplant, the American press is again asked to co-sign a
dubious intelligence assessment
My schadenboner just probed for ice in the Asteroid Belt.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 30, 2016 08:28 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 08:28 PM (cAnNx)
tvs today, the sound reminds me of those old pocket radios from the 60's.
The speakers are a joke. It's hard to find a laptop today with good speakers.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:28 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:30 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:30 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)
I brew my coffee by the cup, using an electric kettle and a Melitta single-cup gold mesh filter. Very little work and I make 2 or three 14-ounce cups per day. I guess I measure "meticulously", because I figured out how much coffee to add (I think I used Alton Brown's formula and then added a bit) and found something to measure with that picks up that much in a single scoop.
Occasionally I will use the coffee maker, and I know how many beans to grind to achieve the correct result (again, not really being meticulous; I just fill the grinder to the top and that does it). Don't like the taste as much, even with the thermal carafe, though.
Using a few too many beans/grounds is far preferable to using too few, as over-extraction is what makes coffee bitter and acidic, so if you're going to err, do it on the side of Juan Valdez, er I mean the angels.
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 08:30 PM (4iOIE)
Posted by: Ivan Monahanovich at December 30, 2016 08:31 PM (rH4JY)
I deserve better than this. I've GOT to get better than this.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (tHwdc)
French Press fan here. The coffee has more body. But you probably don't want to know the lengths I've gone to get my morning cup just right.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:31 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2016 08:33 PM (zLDYs)
foresaw)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:26 PM (riqBd)
A Firesign Theater reference!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 08:33 PM (tHwdc)
I deserve better than this. I've GOT to get better than this.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (tHwdc)
This is the French press I have:
https://tinyurl.com/jfj7nkx
It sounds like they've improved it, with a two-stage metal filter screen. Mine is only one-stage, which leaves a little sediment in the bottom of the cup. But there are no filters to buy, and everything is stainless steel, so it will last a long time. Many French presses use glass carafes, which can break.
I've never tried it, but a lot of people swear by Aeropress, which is plastic and uses disposable paper filters. The principle is the same as a French press, though.
http://www.aeropress.com/product/aeropress-w_extrafilters/
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 08:33 PM (sdi6R)
I deserve better than this. I've GOT to get better than this.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (tHwdc)
French press coffee is awesome. Get a coffee grinder and prepare from whole beans. The grind should be somewhat coarse. More of the oils and flavors stay in the brew since you aren't using a filter.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 08:33 PM (2RVmA)
MeAgain Kelly is the most beautiful and talented woman on TV.
Duh!
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 08:33 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 08:33 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Weasel the Dumper at December 30, 2016 08:34 PM (Sfs6o)
The only country to use nuclear weapons out of anger?
What a piece of shit.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 30, 2016 08:20 PM (4bjXi)
Japan, the only country to fly a sneak attack on a Sunday and kill 2,400 Americans, many civilians.
Fuck you horse face ghenus khan traitor. With your THREE fake wounds.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:34 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)
I weigh the beans before I grind. If it's 1/10 of a gram short, I add one more bean. I need my caffeine fix, and I have very definite ideas about what that means.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:34 PM (iMxBJ)
French press coffee is awesome. Get a coffee grinder and prepare from whole beans. The grind should be somewhat coarse. More of the oils and flavors stay in the brew since you aren't using a filter.
Posted by: Insomniac
The next steps.small.batch roasting your own beans to get the right taste. Are you retired?
Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 08:35 PM (2RVmA)
method for brewing and it's great for just a couple cups - I need to get
one (daughter took hers)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:30 PM (riqBd)
That clinches it. Back to fresh-ground, gonna get me a French press.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 08:35 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:31 PM (iMxBJ)
Got a Mr. Coffee here in Arizona. Yard sale. Five dollars. Have a year or more on it, no problems; it uses the basket filters. At home I have Phillips cone filter job, with a washable mesh filter. It's still going strong after 18 years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:35 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 08:35 PM (2RVmA)
I wish.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:31 PM (iMxBJ)
Yep, if you get a French press, grab a $30 Hario burr grinder too. You notice the grind size with French press more than you do with other brews.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (TD/W3)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:37 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at December 30, 2016 08:26 PM (qG0hz)
Not it's not. They're commie turds in league against us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 08:37 PM (auHtY)
The only country to use nuclear weapons out of anger?
The same country who didn't shoot a traitor on sight for entreating the enemy during wartime.
Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 08:37 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Urban sculpture.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:37 PM (0mRoj)
If a sock is unavailable, I've found you can substitute an old sneaker.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 30, 2016 08:37 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (8nWyX)
Yes, exactly. You're overextracting all those little pieces while the properly-sized ones are giving off perfection. When I went from one of those little blade grinders to a burr grinder (set to coarse, of course), I was amazed at how much better the coffee got.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:38 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Weasel the Dumper at December 30, 2016 08:34 PM (Sfs6o)
I have seen those used in Costa Rica. They work fine, but so does a regular filter coffee maker.
What I miss is camp coffee made in a big granite-ware percolator. And I do have a percolator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:38 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Ending a war is pretty fucking peaceful.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 08:38 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 08:35 PM (tHwdc)
I had one but it kept giving up
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Very large scale coffee brewing.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:39 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:37 PM (hVnKJ)
--The penalty for PI is much more reasonable in college as well.
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:39 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Urban Redevelopment
Posted by: HUD at December 30, 2016 08:40 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:40 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Digging a new canal; across Central America, and other big earth-moving projects. Project Plowshares was a thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:40 PM (MiBfH)
I have no idea what the 8 oz. size is good for, unless you only like to drink a little coffee at a time.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 08:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY)
craigslist.org.fr: Nearly new French Press for sale, only dropped once.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:40 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: R Reardon at December 30, 2016 08:41 PM (FtrY1)
Weed is better than opiates for pain, just saying ...
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:05 PM (riqBo
I'd agree until I had a major injury that caused nerve damage for many years. My heart rate would be around 160-180 consistantly I was in so much pain. Opiates have their place and that place is when you could strike out from prolonged serious pain.
Long term what helped the most was MDMA. I'd be pain free for a week or two after taking it, which for me was a life saver.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 08:41 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Weasel
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Peace Through Strength.
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 08:41 PM (DOcyR)
I won't tell you how many coffee makers I've got but I love toying around with coffee.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 08:41 PM (s7hQ/)
I saw them at the Rainbow Music Hall true story (no opener)
On another note, a friend has died ... cocaine is a helluva drug. Here's to you Steve I'll remember the good times
Posted by: Uh, Clem at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Weasel
ADM
SMoD defense
Chitari wormholes
Project Orion
Clearing the Hetchy dam and washing San Francisco into the sea.
Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (2RVmA)
I deserve better than this. I've GOT to get better than this.
Posted by: Miley, or Muley, Duchess of the DSM, normal, without makeup at December 30, 2016 08:19 PM (tHwdc)
I've been drinking Peet's Coffee since the late 70's, and take my coffee pretty seriously (it got me through grad school), but a French Press is a pain to clean (I have one and have used it so I speak from personal experience) and I find that drip coffee through a gold mesh filter is a lot less work and still produces a good, strong cup of joe. And is easy to get ready for the next cup, if you use a single-cup Melitta system as I do.
Also, buying pre-ground in the 12 oz. bags does not result in a significantly inferior final product; all that fuss with beans and grinders is just that much extra work to little detectable result. IMHO.
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (4iOIE)
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (ykL1t)
"Mad scientist" Alexander Abian suggested that we blow up nukes on the moon to adjust Earth's orbit and tilt, in order to improve the climate.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (rH4JY)
Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
In the 50's there was discussion about using them to build a new canal through Nicaragua. Small spaced out explosions.
Would work, except for the half life of the radiation. The plan was to have deep explosions and the dirt would collapse on the crater
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:43 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:39 PM (KP5rU)
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Tongue in cheek - seems to me the weapons application and peaceful use are mutually exclusive. Unless you're offering to clear land or something.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Weasel
-----------------
Peace Through Strength.
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 08:41 PM (DOcyR)
--Tu si vis pacem para bellum.
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Yes. First strike against the Russians because they hacked our elections.
Posted by: John McCain, commenting on AOSHQ while in the Ukraine at December 30, 2016 08:43 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Uh, Clem at December 30, 2016 08:44 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 08:40 PM (sdi6R)
Hey, I have that one too. It's really great and seems like it'll last forever. Might need a screen replacement after 5 years, I guess. I've got the 23 oz, which is perfect for making coffee enough for a 16 oz mug (because the grinds take some space, and you don't want to fill it above the bottom indentation of the pour spout). 26 grams of coffee.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:44 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
_***
Blowing up islands in the South China Sea.
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:44 PM (ykL1t)
Yes yes, you all make coffee.
But do you FLAVOR your coffee?
I can't just drink coffee. First, it needs to be iced. Second, I need flavor other than coffee flavor. And not that hazelnut shit.
Today I had Chocolate Glazed Donut flavored coffee (Keurig).
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:44 PM (LmrWy)
'Tis better to have one and not need it, then to need one and not have it.
'Tis better to have more than you need than to risk running out of something at a critical moment.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 08:45 PM (FoI/9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (4iOIE)
So do I, and I have no idea what you're talking about. I rinse it off, and send it through the dishwasher periodically. It's super-easy. I am guessing that you are using too fine a grind.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (iMxBJ)
Yes yes, you all make coffee.
But do you FLAVOR your coffee?
I can't just drink coffee. First, it needs to be iced. Second, I need flavor other than coffee flavor. And not that hazelnut shit.
Today I had Chocolate Glazed Donut flavored coffee (Keurig).
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:44 PM (LmrWy)
Sheesh. And some people think I'm a ponce just for adding cream and sugar.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (0mRoj)
I won't tell you how many coffee makers I've got but I love toying around with coffee.
Any experience with a 'cold brewer'?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (2RVmA)
===
Where's the love?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (EZebt)
And two cups of that coffee, and I was ready for my morning constitutional, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (MiBfH)
Dunkin Donuts, right now, has a Peppermint Mocha flavor available.
All it is is syrup!
If I could buy these specialty flavor syrups, I'd be all set.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:47 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (MiBfH)
"Constitutional?" What does that mean? Did you make up the word?
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 30, 2016 08:48 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Yes. First strike against the Russians because they hacked our elections.
Posted by: John McCain
Placating Iran.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 30, 2016 08:48 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Weasel
A door stop? As an anvil would be a cool talking point.
Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 08:48 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:48 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
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Toasting a metric fuck ton of coffee? Either that or cleaning out the fridge.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 08:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY)
The sweet smell of surrender coffee in the morning...
Today I had Chocolate Glazed Donut flavored coffee (Keurig).
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:44 PM (LmrWy)
Oh, so now you're 'Elite' as well?
If you were truly elite, you get a real chocolate glazed donut.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 08:48 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:48 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:48 PM (GsAUU)
To get in on the ground floor of the Saudi Arabian Glass Company.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 08:49 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)*
Nuclear winter, to counteract all the globull warming going on.
Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 08:49 PM (XMGl9)
(Prepologize for any offense taken)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:49 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
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Yes. Nuke the moon.
For science:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119
For world peace:
http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 08:49 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:49 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (KP5rU)
Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Increasing the local availability of glass for Middle Eastern consumers?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (8iiMU)
Recently I had some stout beer that listed coffee as an ingredient. It was not bad.
Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (FoI/9)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (0mRoj)
John McCain and Lindsey Graham are terrible people. They are a couple of warmongers. They love playing general.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Usntakim at December 30, 2016 08:51 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 08:51 PM (DOcyR)
Is there a good instant coffee?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 07:37 PM (LmrWy)
Was this about making iced coffee? Did anyone suggest cold brewed coffee? My so says it's easy to make and tastes great. Basically you just combine ground coffee with water in a jar and let it sit overnight then strain out the grounds. Google it for more info.
Posted by: Me at December 30, 2016 08:51 PM (EwGtF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:51 PM (KP5rU)
545
Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Helping the world's Mohammedans met Allah
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:52 PM (hVnKJ)
545
Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Helping the world's Mohammedans met Allah
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:52 PM (hVnKJ)
Nuclear evangelism. I like it.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:52 PM (0mRoj)
Back in 2009 when obama screwed over Poland in favor of Russia, I don't remember the warmongering big mouths McCain and Graham doing anything about it.
They are a couple of jerkoffs who need to shut the fuck up. I hope President Trump smashes their faces.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:52 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 08:53 PM (kCDOM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 08:53 PM (KP5rU)
Where are our carriers? Fox article is still the most definitive answer.
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (ykL1t)
They seem to all be in port, except for one that just entered the Atlantic?(Not sure I know what "Lant" means...)
http://tinyurl.com/3xaro9t
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 30, 2016 08:53 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (4iOIE)
So do I, and I have no idea what you're talking about. I rinse it off, and send it through the dishwasher periodically. It's super-easy. I am guessing that you are using too fine a grind.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (iMxBJ)
With my Freiling, all I do from day-to-day is rinse it out without disassembling. About once a week I'll disassemble it and wash the parts more thoroughly. It's super easy to disassemble and reassemble. There's only one little part that you have to be careful not to lose down the drain.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2016 08:53 PM (KCxzN)
Would work, except for the half life of the radiation. The plan was to have deep explosions and the dirt would collapse on the crater
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:43 PM (hVnKJ)
The radiation is kind of straw man. Nobody is getting radiation sickness in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, save for those few remaining unfortunates who were there at the time.
For excavation, you'd touch them off quite deep, so the fallout would be trapped in the ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:54 PM (MiBfH)
Did anyone suggest cold brewed coffee?
Yeah, I stumbled upon this option a little while ago and it just might be my best option. These 'cold brewers' are only $30 and they seem wicked convenient and simple.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:54 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 08:42 PM (4iOIE)
So do I, and I have no idea what you're talking about. I rinse it off, and send it through the dishwasher periodically. It's super-easy. I am guessing that you are using too fine a grind.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (iMxBJ
I think I'm lazier than you are giving me credit for. To make the coffee with a French Press, you have to push down on the plunger, then when you want another cup you have to take it apart before you clean it. That's two extra steps that the drip process does not have.
Maybe it is to my eternal shame, but I did experiment and between the two I can't really tell the difference.
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 08:54 PM (4iOIE)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:49 PM (riqBd)
BLASPHEMER! My discovery of hazelnut coffee in 1996 was a come-to-Jesus moment!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 08:55 PM (tHwdc)
Get a bigger press.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (w7KSn)
I am am drinking a Superstition Coffee Stout as I type this. It is yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (riqBd)
Yeah, I agree. Problem now is the boggy man. NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
It has nothing to do with logic and would be a cheap way to make a new canal.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (hVnKJ)
Stopping and SMOD is a trick proposition. It's far from a simple thing to do, and "blow it up" doesn't work like you'd think at first blush. Top. Men. are on it at NASA, running supercomputer simulations.
The best thing to do is nudge it, changing its orbit so it doesn't hit. What to do depends on the composition of the asteroid. What to do with one type would be the wrong thing to do with other types.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Uh, Clem at December 30, 2016 08:44 PM (riqBd)
There has been great success in controlled environments with MDMA treating PTSD. As you know there have been great success with MDMA and grief counseling, with terminal patients accepting death, marriage counseling, ect.
I definately could see MDMA working well with people dealing with PTSD. It is something that should be studied more. I'd assume it would be great with dialectic behavior therapy (if that's what it is called) and even talking about the trauma in question as your brain and body would adapt to the experience in a healthier way.
Once you have a certain experience when your brain is flooded with serotonin and oxytocin and all the other endorphines, when experiencing the same environment later, your brain will produce the same chemicals.
Hence why I've heard many people will feel great after listening to a concert of their favorite band later in life like they were rolling while there. So I have heard.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (Sfs6o)
Like the Davey Crockett?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
John McCain and Lindsey Graham are terrible people. They are a couple of warmongers. They love playing general.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (LmrWy)
I think McCain is in denial about his true proclivities. Those two need to get a room and work out their tensions.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 08:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:46 PM (MiBfH)
Hah, I was just thinking about those. There's one down in the basement somewhere among boxes of uniforms and camping gear and diving equipment, unless I've lost it in a previous move. This kind of thing, right? Makes a big noise and splorts out about 4 oz of espresso.
http://www.gsioutdoors.com/1-cup-aluminum-mini-expresso.html
In re: flavored coffee, hazelnut coffee is the biggest tease ever. Smells so good, tastes so... regrettable.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 08:57 PM (8nWyX)
Recently I had some stout beer that listed coffee as an ingredient. It was not bad.
Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 08:50 PM (w7KSn
I dare you to find and try Dannon's coffee flavored yogurt.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 08:57 PM (cAnNx)
"Difficile est satiram non scribere."
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 08:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:55 PM (0mRoj)
That's what she said
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 08:58 PM (tHwdc)
Well, I, for one, am happy to note that the anti-nuke protestors will be keeping that bully Trump in check so he doesn't nuke us all.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (FoI/9)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:55 PM (0mRoj)
That's what she said
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 08:58 PM (tHwdc)
Um...sure.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (0mRoj)
Recently I had some stout beer that listed coffee as an ingredient. It was not bad.
That reminds me.
What the hell is going on with beer these days?
I find all these thousands of different flavored beers disturbing. Same with Pop Tarts.
I don't want to sound like Bernie Sanders but enough already.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Sounds like a good way to end up with giant, flesh eating, radioactive earthworms.
Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
Fire it off, take shelter behind Michael Moore.
And China is building a sea-level canal across Nicaragua; leastwise they have a concession from Daniel Ortega to do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (MiBfH)
Like the Davey Crockett?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
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Yeah! Seems like there was all sorts of really short range stuff - those wacky science guys!
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:00 PM (hVnKJ)
Sounds like a good way to end up with giant, flesh eating, radioactive earthworms.
Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (rH4JY)
The Japs tried this and woke up Godzilla.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:01 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (rH4JY)
Or something.
Posted by: Them! at December 30, 2016 09:01 PM (iMxBJ)
It is a favorite vice of mine.
Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 09:01 PM (w7KSn)
490 MRE instant coffee kicks butt.
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 08:17 PM (ykL1t)
Especially when you dip it like snuff.
Yes, I was Infantry back in the day.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2016 09:01 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:01 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: The Other Guy
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Isn't MDMA what they're calling "molly" these days? I thought it was like speed with acid.
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM (DOcyR)
http://www.gsioutdoors.com/1-cup-aluminum-mini-expresso.html
In re: flavored coffee, hazelnut coffee is the biggest tease ever. Smells so good, tastes so... regrettable.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 08:57 PM (8nWyX)
No, just like this one:
http://www.espressozone.com/bialetti-moka-express-stovetop-espresso-maker
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM (MiBfH)
Can someone (anyone) suggest a peaceful use for a nuclear weapon?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Deterrent
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (rH4JY)*
So the 5 "How to Kill Giant Flesheating Eartworm"movies you made should come in handy.
Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM (XMGl9)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:00 PM (hVnKJ)
Feeling benevolent toward all of humanity and feeling a compulsion to organize your cupboards are not precisely identical.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 08:55 PM (0mRoj)
Practical advice, but you see I like the taste of fresh-brewed coffee, and as hot as you can make it without ruining it. So the second cup out of a larger press would be sub-optimal, at least from my perspective.
My favorite description of the perfect cup of coffee: "hotter than the hinges of Hades and black as Satan's waistcoat".
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM (4iOIE)
Posted by: Zombie Juan Valdez at December 30, 2016 09:03 PM (Tyii7)
I recently tried Coney Island brewing company's root beer flavored beer.
It tasted like root beer. A little too sweet. Taste was 9/10, but two gave me a headache.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:03 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Kevin Bacon at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (rH4JY)
You say that as though it were a bad thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 09:03 PM (MiBfH)
I've got one that tastes like a creamsicle lol
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:03 PM (riqBd)
>>>My favorite description of the perfect cup of coffee: "hotter than the hinges of Hades and black as Satan's waistcoat".
Heh.
I'm the opposite. I like cold coffee, even during the Winter.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:04 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 30, 2016 09:04 PM (8iiMU)
Ok, two nuclear weapons.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:04 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 09:04 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 09:05 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 09:06 PM (GsAUU)
Rode one of those 10 person brew pub pedal cars.
That was great, just riding from brew pub to brew pub in a self powered vehicle. Just yourself and 9 other drunks.
Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 09:06 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:00 PM (hVnKJ)
Feeling benevolent toward all of humanity and feeling a compulsion to organize your cupboards are not precisely identical.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM (iMxBJ)
Not even close. To disparage MDMA like that ignores the potential real medical uses for the drug.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 09:06 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 09:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 09:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Pretty sure most of my loathes won't be done until January 20th.
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (DOcyR)
What the hell is going on with beer these days?
I find all these thousands of different flavored beers disturbing.
I don't want to sound like Bernie Sanders but enough already.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (LmrWy)
Go to Germany. They actually have a Purity Law that specifies permissible ingredients in beer. It dates back to the 1300s, if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (sdi6R)
For excavation, you'd touch them off quite deep, so the fallout would be trapped in the ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 08:54 PM (MiBfH)
Never hear horror stories, from the '50s, about all the sailors on deck observing A-Bomb experiments in the Pacific.
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (ykL1t)
Anyone remember the name of the (fake) drink mentioned in that weird Ethan Hawke movie Predestination?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:02 PM
Sort of, yeah. A chemist could give a specific breakdown, but in short it's a form of speed with a form of hallucinogen. Maybe with something else, but they're the key ingredients
Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Butt McDoom at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (Tyii7)
Molly is the current street name for the pure form.
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (riqBd)
btw, if you haven't seen it and you're in the mood for a bizarre but entertaining movie, Predestination is recommended.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:08 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:04 PM (LmrWy)
I do not understand those words in the order you have written them. The closest I can come to making sense out of them is "cold I coffee like"?
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 09:08 PM (4iOIE)
Recently I had some stout beer that listed coffee as an ingredient. It was not bad.
That reminds me.
What the hell is going on with beer these days?
I find all these thousands of different flavored beers disturbing. Same with Pop Tarts.
I don't want to sound like Bernie Sanders but enough already.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 08:59 PM (LmrWy)
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Have you tried our new Pop Tart flavored beer?
Posted by: Miller Brewing Company at December 30, 2016 09:09 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (sdi6R)
--The purity standards were passed along to other countries, like Heineken in Holland and Winhoek Lager in Namibia (formerly German Southwest Africa).
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 09:09 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:09 PM (Sfs6o)
Have you tried our new Pop Tart flavored beer?
I would not be surprised...
Hey, how about beer-flavored beer?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:10 PM (LmrWy)
The Reinheitsgebot from 1516. I may or may not have memorized that from seeing it on labels.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:10 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 09:10 PM (GsAUU)
specifies permissible ingredients in beer. It dates back to the 1300s,
if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (sdi6R)
So Germans have the purity thing with their beer the way the French have a purity with their language?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:10 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:11 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: logprof
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Is Butt a large man?
And, how does Sir Mix-a-lot feel about him?
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:11 PM (DOcyR)
Though I'm not big on flavored coffees, the Eight O'Clock hazelnut *is* good. Been drinking Charleston Coffee Roasters' dark roast as of late: full-flavored, but not burnt.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 30, 2016 09:11 PM (jV8Mq)
For homemade cold brew, you don't really have to get very fancy. I dump grounds and water in a glass carafe/pitcher, leave it in the fridge for a day or two, and then run it through a coffee filter into another pitcher. Simple.
Posted by: Emmie at December 30, 2016 09:11 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Butt McDoom at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (Tyii7)
Wine is different in that all those flavor essences come from the grape
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:08 PM
Seconded. It's really, really good. It seemed to fly under the radar when released. Based on a Heinlein story. Too "complicated" for most audiences these days, perhaps. Would recommend skipping the opening and watch from the credits onwards. It gives away a bit too much in the prologue... makes for a much better ride without it.
Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (lmIoG)
sounds like you would really like Chameleon Cold Brew Coffee Concentrate.
I'm checking it out now. Thanks.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:13 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (riqBd)
...and the yeast.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:13 PM (iMxBJ)
And, how does Sir Mix-a-lot feel about him?
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:11 PM (DOcyR)
--Yes, he is. probably 6'6" and 270, plays tight end.
Big Butt, that Jake.
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (riqBd)
Is that the same thing as ecstasy?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:13 PM (sdi6R)
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Didn't Boston Brewing Co. (Sam Adams) advertise that at one point?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:11 PM (DOcyR)
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Sprung, I've heard.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM (prEBe)
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (ykL1t)
Ah, but that was "prompt radiation" from the fireball itself. Same thing that did in a bunch of rubber-neckers at Chernobyl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 09:15 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM
Doh! I suspect I was thinking of ecstasy?!
Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 09:16 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: logprof
****
Butt has a big hole!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 30, 2016 09:16 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (hBig
--I want to see if he gets a penalty like he did against Ohio State.
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 09:16 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Evilpens at December 30, 2016 09:16 PM (y3aQB)
www.englisteastore.com
includes section for British Food you can order.
hhhmmm seems like there should be a Japanese tea store...
well, difficult to pick just one.
www.hibiki-an.com Green Tea.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 09:16 PM (FoI/9)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM (s7hQ/)
++++
Which do you think is the bigger crime: Busey baby or the Eggamuffin link?
Posted by: Miller Brewing Company at December 30, 2016 09:16 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: otho at December 30, 2016 09:16 PM (lmIoG)
Ecstasy is scheduled for January 20.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:17 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Young Jimmah Carter at December 30, 2016 09:17 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:19 PM (riqBd)
Wine is different in that all those flavor essences come from the grape
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:12 PM (riqBd)
And the cleanliness of the grape stompers' feet.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 09:19 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Not as bad as that commercial with the dogs with human teeth.
That's downright creepy. Cute, but creepy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSOF1pVdb0w
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:21 PM (DOcyR)
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:13 PM (sdi6R)
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Didn't Boston Brewing Co. (Sam Adams) advertise that at one point?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:14 PM (Sfs6o)
I don't know about that specifically, but the present day has got to be the best time for beer drinkers in the entire history of the world. Whether you prefer traditional recipes or weird modern variants, the choices are limitless.
And if you prefer Bud Lite, you can get that too. Win-win.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:21 PM (riqBd)
A few years ago my dad and I were watching a game and all these quotes came from one game in a 30 minute span before I left to work on a car.
"Bush has a big hole!"
"His tight end wasn't ready for it."
"He's not afraid to take one deep in his own end zone." To which my dad replied, "I bet that makes HIM popular in the locker room."
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 30, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2016 09:22 PM (8nWyX)
Standing room -- way back on the mall: $449
Standing room -- just behind the seats: $1300-$1800
Good seats: $6,800
Really good seats: $14,700
That's per ticket.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:22 PM (riqBd)
well, difficult to pick just one.
www.hibiki-an.com Green Tea.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 09:16 PM (FoI/9)
I buy my tea from Upton Tea, and they carry Gen-Mai Cha, the tea with toasted brown rice added. Like that a lot, especially in the afternoons when I don't want an additional cup of coffee, but something a little more full-bodied than plain green tea.
Will check out your link, however. Always looking for new sources.
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 09:23 PM (4iOIE)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 30, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)
I blame Mark Sanchez.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:23 PM (iMxBJ)
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I don't drink anymore but I'm constantly amazed at the variety of beers in our grocery store. Just a regular old grocery store and it must have 400 different kinds of beer.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:23 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 09:23 PM (GsAUU)
btw, flight lessons are now $225/hr for a 4-seater, $185/hr for a tiny 2-seater.
I took a few lessons when I was a teen, back in 1984. Lessons with an instructor were $65/hr for a 4-seater.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:24 PM (LmrWy)
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Do the really good seats include a lap dance from Ivanka?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:24 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 09:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:23 PM (iMxBJ)
-------We all do.
Posted by: NY Jets at December 30, 2016 09:25 PM (prEBe)
Molly is the current street name for the pure form.
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:07 PM (riqBd)
When it comes to treating any form of trauma I am very open minded about how people do it in a responsible way. Too many people die because they find temporary solice in a liquor bottle.
My father was a 4 tour Vietnam Vet. He self medicated PTSD and physical injuries from the war in a bottle because it was legal. Never again should any family member or person have to suffer like that after psychological and/or physical trauma.
There are many promises in clinical settings using MDMA. All should be perused. Anything that alllows a person to safety manage And recover from trauma is ok in my book. (Alcohol is a dead end literally).
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 09:25 PM (HJEuH)
That eggamuffin link was quite pointless. I was expecting a big payoff.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 09:25 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 30, 2016 09:25 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 09:25 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:26 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:24 PM (Sfs6o)
"Siri, where can I get the best rates on a second mortgage?"
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:26 PM (iMxBJ)
That's downright creepy. Cute, but creepy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSOF1pVdb0w
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:21 PM (DOcyR)
It makes the hair go up on my neck. Unnerving.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:27 PM (tHwdc)
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240V outlet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 09:28 PM (ZO497)
Ah, but that was "prompt radiation" from the fireball itself. Same thing that did in a bunch of rubber-neckers at Chernobyl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 09:15 PM (MiBfH)
I'm confused, am not aware of those sailors suffering radiation problems.
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 09:28 PM (ykL1t)
HTL, Upton Tea was the type of site I was looking for. More types of tea than just green Tea.
hibiki-an.com has accessories, and extras that go with tea like the English Tea vendor had.
If I'm going to be a hipster tea quaffer, I'm going bigly.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 09:28 PM (FoI/9)
I don't drink anymore but I'm constantly amazed at the variety of beers in our grocery store. Just a regular old grocery store and it must have 400 different kinds of beer.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:23 PM (Sfs6o)
I live in Pennsylvania, so I don't understand the words "beer" and "grocery store" in the same sentence.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:29 PM (sdi6R)
Keurig owners, can you adjust the temperature of the output of the coffee?
Yes, go to setting. Max is 192 F on mine.
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:29 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 09:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:30 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: The Other Guy
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Skankel?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 09:30 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:26 PM (hVnKJ)
They need to be sterilized. All of them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: rickl
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Really?
I thought Virginia was bad with state owned liquor stores.
Beer & wine available almost anywhere, though.
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (DOcyR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (nTH61)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (ZO497)
The powdered creamer had turned into a piece of beige toffee.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (tHwdc)
I've seen the fatal effects of alcohol in my own family - I guess I consider myself lucky in a way to have avoided it ...
My traumas were of the long term childhood variety so I don't want to confuse the issues but would rather thank your father for his service and I can empathize with what you went through for sure ...
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:32 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:32 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Emperor penguin.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 09:30 PM (ZO497)
Yeah http://tinyurl.com/hqpt4ke
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:33 PM (hVnKJ)
Max is 192 F on mine.
That's insanely hot!
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:30 PM (LmrWy)
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I've been looking at these coffee makers made in the Netherlands and they heat the water to around 200 F which they claim is essential to great coffee flavor.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:33 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Does Kate Upton count?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:33 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:32 PM (riqBd)
Supposedly llamas spit nasty green loogies when they're angry. Wonder if they can be trained to do it only at progressives? They're not that hard to spot.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:33 PM (iMxBJ)
Once you learn and form new neural pathways to get out of either being hyper-vigilant or hyper-avoidance states then that is key to climbing out of the hell out that is PTSD.
MDMA is one drug that allows this to happen.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 09:33 PM (HJEuH)
The powdered creamer had turned into a piece of beige toffee.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (tHwdc)
Was that one of Steve1989's videos perchance?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (riqBd)
Not waking up tomorrow
Yes, I am a depressing SOB. So?
PS L, Elle is the greatest of all of you.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (nTH61)
3AM on patrol. Empty MRE coffee packet into mouth. Swig from canteen. Better than dying.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 09:29 PM (kTF2Z)
It was a caffeine hit and since I could not smoke on patrol, it served as pretend tobacco also.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (6Ll1u)
I think this is due to the effects of the TSA.
Can't imagine that travel with an animal would be popular with the animal.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Syrian refugee.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (rH4JY)
they heat the water to around 200 F which they claim is essential to great coffee flavor.
...rapidly.
I would agree that extreme heat is essential to properly brew coffee rapidly.
But, as I learned today, cold-brewing is an option and some claim the coffee turns out less acidic. But it takes like 36 hours in the fridge.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2016 09:19 PM (MiBfH)*
I've had Pecan Pie Whiskey, that is good stuff. Now I'll have to search out the Porter.
Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (XMGl9)
===
I can't decide between a Komodo dragon or a Gila Monster
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:36 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2016 09:36 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
Styxhexenhammer666
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:36 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:36 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Purse Chihuahua. After the inauguration, I'll have more flexibility.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 30, 2016 09:36 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Arkansas Coach at December 30, 2016 09:37 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (nTH61)
Holy shit, an ocelot!
Posted by: Sterling Archer at December 30, 2016 09:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 09:37 PM (cAnNx)
hibiki-an.com has accessories, and extras that go with tea like the English Tea vendor had.
If I'm going to be a hipster tea quaffer, I'm going bigly.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 09:28 PM (FoI/9)
I do like Pu-Erh and Lapsang Soochong (another holdover vice from grad school) in addition to the occasional cup of Gen-Mai Cha. I used to buy from Tao of Tea, but found that their selection was somewhat more limited than Upton Tea (and they were more expensive).
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 09:37 PM (4iOIE)
Posted by: rickl
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Really?
I thought Virginia was bad with state owned liquor stores.
Beer & wine available almost anywhere, though.
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:31 PM (DOcyR)
In Pennsylvania, wine and liquor are only sold in state stores.
Beer is sold by the case at "beer distributors". They can also sell wine coolers by the case, but not wine. But only whole cases, not six-packs.
Bars can sell beer and wine coolers by the six-pack, but not by the case.
None of that is available in grocery stores in any way, shape, or form.
***
One time I traveled to Rhode Island, and late at night, went into a bar to buy a six-pack of beer. The bartender looked at me like I had three heads. "No, we don't sell six-packs here."
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 09:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:38 PM (Om16U)
Max is 192 F on mine.
That's insanely hot!
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:30 PM (LmrWy)
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I've been looking at these coffee makers made in the Netherlands and they heat the water to around 200 F which they claim is essential to great coffee flavor.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:33 PM (Sfs6o)
I have a Technivorm brewer, which might just be what you're talking. The water is heated to 200 degrees. By the time in hits the bottom of the carafe it's about 180 degrees.
It is pricey but very good.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:38 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Honey badger.
Posted by: Chuck Norris at December 30, 2016 09:38 PM (rH4JY)
armored. And an ocelot and a sloth to keep them company. And a pit pony
- they can take turns riding it when they get tired.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (nTH61)
Salavdor Dali liked to walk his anteater.
http://tinyurl.com/jy2uddp
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:39 PM (tHwdc)
That's downright creepy. Cute, but creepy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSOF1pVdb0w
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:21 PM (DOcyR)
It makes the hair go up on my neck. Unnerving.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:27 PM (tHwdc)
Well let's just go and combine this with Nestle.
https://youtu.be/lN3rzkGCrSw
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 09:39 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:39 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
Styxhexenhammer666
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:36 PM (tHwdc)
Must be a metal head with a name like that. I find MRE review videos oddly fascinating. Steve1989 has a ton of them on yootoob if you're interested in that sort of thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Captain Ahab at December 30, 2016 09:40 PM (BO/km)
At the rate it's going, 50% of travelers will have a therapy animal by 2018. What animal would you choose?
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After reading the coffee lovers on here, I'm going with a civet.
It'll poop me coffee gold, y'all.
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 09:40 PM (prEBe)
Thirty year old hookers. Blue Cross will pay, won't it?
Posted by: Subterranean JT at December 30, 2016 09:40 PM (qG0hz)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:38 PM (Om16U)
Whatever.
Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at December 30, 2016 09:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 09:40 PM (KP5rU)
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Yes! The Technivorm is exactly what I'm talking about. So - you like it? Any recommendations on model or features?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:41 PM (Sfs6o)
I've given myself 2nd degree burns to the roof of my mouth with hot pizza many times...
Meanwhile, the people around me eat the same pizza at the same time and don't get burned.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:41 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 09:41 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:33 PM (Sfs6o)
You can achieve the same temperature by using an electric kettle and then waiting 15 seconds after it comes off the boil. Or so I've been told. Anyway, that's what I do and it seems to work out OK.
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 09:41 PM (4iOIE)
...rapidly.
I would agree that extreme heat is essential to properly brew coffee rapidly.
But, as I learned today, cold-brewing is an option and some claim the coffee turns out less acidic. But it takes like 36 hours in the fridge.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (LmrWy)
Cold brewing produces a very strong, smooth, flavourful brew. It is very rich in caffeine. I went to work once after a couple of cups of cold brew and people asked what was wrong with me. My eyes were open wider than usual, I guess.
I went coffee free for a while this summer. People at work told me they like me better when I'm on coffee.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:42 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:42 PM (LmrWy)
I've seen the fatal effects of alcohol in my own family - I guess I consider myself lucky in a way to have avoided it ...
My traumas were of the long term childhood variety so I don't want to confuse the issues but would rather thank your father for his service and I can empathize with what you went through for sure ...
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:32 PM (riqBd)
Thanks. My dad would be alive today if he smoked pot instead of drinking. The doctors suggested that he smoke pot for physical and to deal with PTSD. He refused because of the social stigma and because it was illegal.
When it comes to any trauma in life, seeking refuge in a bottle is probably the worse choice one could make.
So I know for a fact if people were more empathetic and sympathetic to the various treatments out there for PTSD and physical trauma as well, more people would be alive and highly functioning.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 09:42 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
IIRC there was a story a few years back about a woman who had a pig as a therapy animal. Wonder if she can fly to Saudi Arabia with that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 09:42 PM (rH4JY)
https://youtu.be/lN3rzkGCrSw
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 09:39 PM (cAnNx)
The Nestle chocolate dog doesn't bother me. Molars vs. incisors, perhaps?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:42 PM (tHwdc)
1st time i went to Louisiana i stopped at a gas station about 10:30pm. Filled up and went inside to pay. Behind the counter was a mini liquor store. That's when i learned La. has no liqour laws. Can buy it anywhere, anytime.
Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 09:43 PM (XMGl9)
But, as I learned today, cold-brewing is an
option and some claim the coffee turns out less acidic. But it takes
like 36 hours in the fridge.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:35 PM (LmrWy)
You can do tea that way too, and you can do it cold filtered on the counter too.
fill a quart jar, chuck the coffee in, swirl it a bit to make sure all the grounds are moistened. You can do one a day and pull another one out, that way you always have one ready to go.
Run it through a filter and shazaam, you are ready to add boiling water to make it warm
I still prefer boiling grounds in a sauce-pan. Actually I prefer to boil it in a sauce-pan in the woods over a propane single bottle cooker, but we take what we get.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2016 09:43 PM (9MInk)
We also have massive big box liquor stores the size of a Costco with fireplaces and seating areas
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:43 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 09:43 PM (g9txO)
I've given myself 2nd degree burns to the roof of my mouth with hot pizza many times...
Meanwhile, the people around me eat the same pizza at the same time and don't get burned.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:41 PM (LmrWy
MDMA helps with the recovery. Just once and you will be eating pizza and loving it in a few days pain free.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 09:43 PM (HJEuH)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:44 PM (riqBd)
MRE review videos oddly fascinating. Steve1989 has a ton of them on
yootoob if you're interested in that sort of thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:40 PM (0mRoj)
Actually, he's a former Satanist and political analyst of sorts. But he's recently branched out into aged MREs. Maybe he got the idea from Steve1989.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:44 PM (tHwdc)
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Yes! The Technivorm is exactly what I'm talking about. So - you like it? Any recommendations on model or features?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:41 PM (Sfs6o)
Yes. It makes great coffee. Did I say the coffee is 80 degrees when it hits the pot. I meant 180 degrees.
The snobbiest way to make coffee is an old fashioned pour over using a goose neck kettle of all things.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:44 PM (s7hQ/)
Actually I prefer to boil it in a sauce-pan in the woods over a propane single bottle cooker
...under a moon-lit sky, and a gentle breeze...
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (Om16U)
People can't say I didn't warn them.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (nTH61)
Companion animal? For real - Labrador Retriever because I know the breed. For fun any large working dog.
For some serious fun any large cat - mountain lion, cougar, puma, African Lion. Of course, my travel destinations might be limited.
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (FoI/9)
I was speechless.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (g9txO)
Lets remember who many of the Russian Hawks are: The same people who mostly support aiding a Muslim Brotherhood takeover of Syria, and much of the rest of the Middle East. Why? Because they think it is better to hand over Syria (and the Middle East in general) to "Islamic democracies" that elect fanatics than to allow Russia to prop up one of their secular dictators.
How has that worked out so far? Has that been in America's interests over the last 30 plus years? No, but they don't care about any of that, it is all about Russia, everywhere and all the time.
If they had come up with a alternative foreign policy that dealt with Russia as a possible threat, and political Islam as a certain undeniable threat, maybe I could take them seriously.
Instead we got 30 years of singing love songs about Islam democracy. It failed! Now the threat they helped unleashed has infiltrated the heart of Europe, and our vaunted NATO alliance did not fire a shot to stop it. Worse it welcomed the invasion...praised it in the name of freedom!
Those of us who don't view Putin as a friend, but do not see him as enemy number one understand that. If Europe does not change course soon, Russia will go from enemy to savior.
What are we saving Europe from Russia for? So it can become a part of the Ummah, or are we saving it so it can be a left wing paradise? Which is it?
This is another example of conservatives conserving something that no longer exists that was good, and in the process saving a monster...
Posted by: William Eaton at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (MuTTO)
Note to self: must visit Wisconsin, in summertime!
Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (XMGl9)
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Thanks. Do you have the glass carafe or the insulated one?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (Sfs6o)
Not waking up tomorrow
Yes, I am a depressing SOB. So?
PS L, Elle is the greatest of all of you.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (MZcWR)
Buddy, I feel you. I've been there more times than I can count.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (0mRoj)
...under a moon-lit sky, and a gentle breeze...
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While dancing with the devil in the pale moon light
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 09:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Yeah. That's what got me.
Posted by: Michael Douglas at December 30, 2016 09:47 PM (g9txO)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:47 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (Om16U)
So is drinking straight Johnnie Walker Black while smoking a cigarette.
Posted by: Zombie Christopher Hitchens at December 30, 2016 09:47 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 30, 2016 09:47 PM (TD/W3)
I'm sure you all remember Lipton's push to make "sun iced tea" many years ago. Maybe it's still a thing.
You'd fill a huge glass jar and put it in the sun.
From what I know, putting water in the hot sun accelerates the bacteria breeding process, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:48 PM (LmrWy)
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 09:48 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 09:48 PM (ZzZuq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 09:49 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:43 PM (riqBd)*
Where is this?
Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 09:49 PM (XMGl9)
Posted by: rickl
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I spent a fair amount of time in Nawlins after Katrina. Not once did I ever receive a mixed drink in a glass. Always plastic cups. They kind of expect you to take it with you.
And they have "Daiquiris" & other drive-through joints where you can get a ginormous slurpee made with anything - up to and including Everclear & 151. Liquor at the corner gas station.
In Florida, I was gobsmacked to get a sixes of Corona at the drive-up window of the local bar. Girl even gAve me a sliced lime!
Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 09:49 PM (DOcyR)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:49 PM (hVnKJ)
Saddam was right.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 09:50 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 09:50 PM (g9txO)
c h o c o l a t e. (chomp)
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 09:48 PM (ykL1t)
Ghirardelli.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:50 PM (0mRoj)
of the Paris Metro with his anteater that I've used as my profile pic on
fakebook.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (nTH61)
Yes, linked in #786
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:50 PM (tHwdc)
i used to use a french press but I think it made the coffee too caffeinated
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:50 PM (Om16U)
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Thanks. Do you have the glass carafe or the insulated one?
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (Sfs6o)
I have the insulated one--which means no burner with the unit, which means there is no risk of burning.
BTW if you're looking for a good site for coffee equipment and information check out Sweet Maria's. It's based in Oakland but they ship anywhere--the prices are good, I think.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:50 PM (s7hQ/)
I'm doing a batch tonight, but I'm just putting it in the fridge.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:51 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 09:51 PM (Sfs6o)
Civet lol
Wisconsin also has the added advantage of special beer only available therein - a certain spotted cow
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:51 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 09:51 PM (ZzZuq)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:50 PM (Om16U)
I do not understand these words in this order.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 09:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Chicken at December 30, 2016 09:52 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: The Other Guy at December 30, 2016 09:52 PM (hVnKJ)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (Om16U)
So is drinking straight Johnnie Walker Black while smoking a cigarette.
Posted by: Zombie Christopher Hitchens at December 30, 2016 09:47 PM (iMxBJ)
So that whisky and cigarettes voice I find kind of sexy in women is really a hot coffee and pizza voice. I find that oddly disillusioning.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:52 PM (s7hQ/)
But, it's been dying a slow death the last 2 years.
I have been getting by for the last year with a pour-over.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 09:52 PM (g9txO)
Not waking up tomorrow
Yes, I am a depressing SOB. So?
PS L, Elle is the greatest of all of you.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2016 09:34 PM (MZcWR)
I've been there, my friend. Haven't done that. You have a purpose, as do I. Gotta find it.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the bozos on this bus at December 30, 2016 09:52 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:39 PM (6Ll1u)
++++
You used to be able to buy a 6 pack at the drive thru Alta Dena dairies in L.A. No hard stuff though. Was handy. Does it really accomplishing anything to make someone get out of their vehicle and walk inside the store? It was still illegal to drink and drive or even have an open container.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 09:52 PM (R+30W)
Companion animal? For real - Labrador Retriever because I know the breed. For fun any large working dog.
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Would you like to borrow my hell hound? He's...fun. And well trained. I say "Get down!" and he stares at me. I say "Come!" and he stares at me. I say "Why don't you just lay on my legs until I can't feel them anymore, you stubborn beast from hell?" and he stares at me. Then lays down on my legs.
Fun!
Posted by: Occam's Epilady at December 30, 2016 09:53 PM (prEBe)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 09:54 PM (DW+jj)
But, it's been dying a slow death the last 2 years.
I have been getting by for the last year with a pour-over.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 09:52 PM (g9txO)
As I noted earlier that's the new old hot thing in coffee brewing. But you have to use a goose neck kettle.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 09:54 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 30, 2016 09:55 PM (6IPEM)
enemy number one understand that. If Europe does not change course soon,
Russia will go from enemy to savior.
Posted by: William Eaton at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (MuTTO)
Romney ended up being a weak candidate, but his use of "Geo-political foe" was perfect. Russia has its own priorities, and much of that requires a diminished US presence. But I do not think that Putin is an enemy, he is a foe and an opponent.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 30, 2016 09:55 PM (7N6ox)
I was in Christchurch NZ airport ironically and overheard some fellow yanks from the Midwest talking about one of the smaller ones ...
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:55 PM (riqBd)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:47 PM (/cksx)
I'm pulling for her to lose because of the cheerleading by ESPN. She is way over-hyped and coddled. The UFC seems to place all their eggs in her basket.
She is only going to fight this fight And another one to keep her brand alive. She has gone full Hollywood, and is a terrible actress. She is not the female version of the Rock, who has amazing chops developed from his WWF pro wrestling days.
Ronda would be better off spending a few Yeats with the WWE to developers acting skills, but she can't stand the thought of playing second fiddle to anybody.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 09:55 PM (HJEuH)
If you don't want to make a mess, sure.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (g9txO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 09:54 PM (DW+jj)
Someone needs to tell Allahpundit to go fuck a whale. But he's got a thing for Megan McCain so he'd probably get excited and start masturbating at the thought.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (nTH61)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (KP5rU)
Coffee and ephedrine. Melt in a spoon and inject directly into a neck vein.
Blue-collar breakfast speedball.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 30, 2016 09:57 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (7H/2n)
I'd like to see the real game where Peppers isn't hurt.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 09:58 PM (cAnNx)
Saddam was right.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
We're not as bad at risk assessment as liberals, but I think this really was a pretty bad miscalculation by the W administration.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 09:58 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 09:54 PM (DW+jj)
Read his latest and didn't see it that way. How I took it is that he's expending all this energy to no purpose, because he does not seem to "get" Trump. Doesn't seem that complicated to me. He's a negotiator and a persuader and a manipulator of people to produce outcomes, first and foremost. Most of his words and actions are very clear, when you look at it that way. But if you try to view him through the normal politician frames, it's hard to make sense of the guy, and Allahpundit seems to be doing that, and failing.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2016 09:59 PM (g9txO)
Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at December 30, 2016 09:59 PM (FoI/9)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2016 09:59 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 30, 2016 09:59 PM (riqBd)
Saddam was right.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
We're not as bad at risk assessment as liberals, but I think this really was a pretty bad miscalculation by the W administration.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Well to be fair, the Arabs don't understand the Arab mind. Schizophrenia has that effect.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 10:00 PM (ZzZuq)
Posted by: Chuck C at December 30, 2016 10:00 PM (h99GH)
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2016 10:00 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 09:54 PM (DW+jj)
Read his latest and didn't see it that way. How I took it is that he's expending all this energy to no purpose, because he does not seem to "get" Trump. Doesn't seem that complicated to me. He's a negotiator and a persuader and a manipulator of people to produce outcomes, first and foremost. Most of his words and actions are very clear, when you look at it that way. But if you try to view him through the normal politician frames, it's hard to make sense of the guy, and Allahpundit seems to be doing that, and failing.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2016 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)
And what's the excuse for his idiocy of the previous 8 years?
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2016 10:01 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: William Eaton at December 30, 2016 09:46 PM (MuTTO)
Word.
Mark Levin was also freaking out over it tonight.
I guess some people are just nostalgic for the Cold War.
The way I see it:
1. Russia is not currently Communist.
2. Russians are not killing Americans.
3. Muslims are killing both Americans and Russians.
4. Europeans and Americans have flung open their borders to Muslims.
5. China is the ascendant military power in the world with expansionist ambitions, not Russia or America.
6. (And this is the kicker) Russia is opposed to George Soros and the New World Order.
Given all that, I'm not seeing a problem with an American-Russian alliance.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2016 10:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 10:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at December 30, 2016 09:45 PM (LmrWy)
Nah, smeared with sap, stinking of two-stroke smoke, covered with saw-dust and with the chainsaws cooling on one of the stumps you just made.
The best seat is on firewood round because someone always spills bar oil on the tailgate
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2016 10:01 PM (9MInk)
He had a pet ocelot, which he kept behind the bar, properly leashed. And he would warn people not to Fuck with the Ocelot, in exactly those terms. After years of successful interaction, some high-class broad thought she was smarter than Glen, and she Fucked with the Ocelot. Glen ended up having to sell off that bar, and start another one.
Sonofagun was still hale and hearty enough to mess up some would-be bar robbers when he was 90. His daughter "Glenous, " ISYN, ended up the curator of Big Cats at our famous zoological gardens. "And that's all I have to say about that."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2016 10:07 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 30, 2016 09:58 PM (rH4JY)
_***
He assigned the wrong group of people to do the job.
He gave administrative duties to bureaucrats he should have given them to the military as Roosevelt (Truman?) did after WWII.
Posted by: gNewt praying for America and President (e) Donald Trump at December 30, 2016 10:14 PM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 09:56 PM (6Ll1u)*
It's beena while since you were in OK.
Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2016 10:15 PM (XMGl9)
the WWE.
Posted by: Pepe
Surely, her second coming would be at hand.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2016 10:22 PM (H5rtT)
Dad would send me for them with a couple bucks in my hand. I think I was about 7 years old.
No problem.
Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2016 10:26 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2016 09:48 PM (ZzZuq)
Yikes. If you're going to use canned coffee, at least spring for the Choc Full o'Nuts.
Posted by: HTL at December 30, 2016 11:13 PM (4iOIE)
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