The Top 30 Fake Hate Crimes of 2016

#FakeNews. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Ace at 03:40 PM

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1 Frist?

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at December 30, 2016 03:28 PM (ul9CR)

2 Were any real?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 30, 2016 03:29 PM (gTQoY)

3 "Ghostbusters is financially successful!"
-MSM, in a completely unrelated quote

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2016 03:29 PM (paHBV)

4 Good rundown. That site really hates my adblocker though.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 30, 2016 03:29 PM (ul9CR)

5 My favorite fake news story of 2016 was that Hillary was the most qualified candidate ever.

Posted by: SH at December 30, 2016 03:30 PM (gmeXX)

6 Goodbye, Barry.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 30, 2016 03:30 PM (2nRtC)

7
The last 8 years of Obama were a hate crime against the United States and decent people around the world.

Guilty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 30, 2016 03:30 PM (mbhDw)

8 6 Goodbye, Barry.

Na na, na na na na, HEY HEY HEY, goodbye!

I cannot wait to crank that song up on inaug. day.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 30, 2016 03:31 PM (ul9CR)

9 Truth wins fags

Posted by: O in the bunker at December 30, 2016 03:31 PM (nFwvY)

10 My favorite fake news story of 2016 was that Hillary was the most qualified candidate ever.

Russia hacked the election.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 03:32 PM (O7kBk)

11 The narrative isn't going to sell itself. Sometimes, a little extra help is required.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 03:32 PM (R+30W)

12 NYT and MSNBC are competing for first place in the number of fake news stories released.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 30, 2016 03:32 PM (7ZVPa)

13 Another hilarious, and oddly relevant Sam Goldwyn malapropism:

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police, the GOP.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 03:32 PM (DW+jj)

14 The election of Trump caused a Peter North like eruption of hate all over America's face.

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2016 03:33 PM (r/0kC)

15 I see that Ace is using the time machine he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 03:33 PM (kTF2Z)

16 Russia hacked the election.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 03:32 PM (O7kBk)
...........

Was not us.

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (HgMAr)

17 Hashmi said, "please don't make up a hate crime, especially when these incidents are so politically charged. Faking a hate crime questions the credibility of anyone and everyone who suffers from real hate crimes."

There is no such thing as a "hate crime". There is "hate", which is perfectly legal and the right of any individual, and there is "crime", which is illegal. There is no such thing as a "hate crime".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (zc3Db)

18 Would it be fair to say that the Duke Lacross case which was a news/race driven prosecution was the first #fakenews story with the 24 hour cable media?

If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (HJEuH)

19 Russia hacked the election.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 03:32 PM (O7kBk)
...........

Was not us.
Posted by: Starbucks Moscow

Pssssst.
We know.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (O7kBk)

20 You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the F.B.I.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at December 30, 2016 03:35 PM (/CIN4)

21 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.

Tawana Brawley.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 03:35 PM (O7kBk)

22 Kind of related:

The eternally wound up Paul Joseph Watson has a new video up responding to all the snowflakes proclaiming 2016 to be the worst year ever:

https://youtu.be/17lUTNdkOuk

Posted by: Independent George's Phone at December 30, 2016 03:35 PM (KHM6X)

23 OH.... and for the record...

I will use the money I did NOT spend seeing Disney Princes Rogue 1, to buy Milo's book...

Yes... voting with me wallet....

Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 03:36 PM (qf6WZ)

24 They aren't "fake hate crimes." They're opportunities to begin a discussion. You racist, misogynist homophobe.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 30, 2016 03:36 PM (J8/9G)

25 We're rent free in Barry's head, so there's that.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 30, 2016 03:36 PM (2nRtC)

26 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier
time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news
stories is interesting.

Posted by: Pepe

When my college girlfriend said I was her first.

Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2016 03:37 PM (8ikIW)

27 That picture in the sidebar labeled "Young Gary Busey" is a fake hate crime. I mean, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 30, 2016 03:37 PM (iIzG7)

28 Another one for the January 20th hit parade: Blondie's "Just Go Away":

Don't go away mad
Just go away (go away)
Just go away and stay away

I'll be sure to sing it with a proper NYC sneer like the Debbie and the Blondie boys did.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at December 30, 2016 03:37 PM (ul9CR)

29 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.

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I promise not to cum in your mouth

Posted by: B.Obama at December 30, 2016 03:38 PM (/CIN4)

30 13 Another hilarious, and oddly relevant Sam Goldwyn malapropism:

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police, the GOP.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 03:32 PM (DW+jj)

"We need the Times Editorial Board to come up with some new cliches."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 30, 2016 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

31 The eternally wound up Paul Joseph Watson has a new video up responding
to all the snowflakes proclaiming 2016 to be the worst year ever:
--

I not so secretly love Paul Joseph Watson

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 30, 2016 03:39 PM (2crW4)

32 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.

Tawana Brawley.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 03:35 PM (O7kBk)

Matthew Shepard ... though that was a while after Tawana Brawley. But he got a couple of pro-gay movies made about his fake "anti-gay murder" by a gay guy he had had sex with before that.

The Tawana Brawley case did wonders for Al Sharpton, though. And she was never made to pay anything for it - literally. There was some story a few years ago about the prosecutor she had accused still trying to get money from her that he won in a judgment.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 03:40 PM (zc3Db)

33 So as not to stigmatize these idiots further, and to keep them from being lying liars who lie, I will say it:

I hate these fuckers. With the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 03:41 PM (ifloA)

34 18 Would it be fair to say that the Duke Lacross case which was a news/race driven prosecution was the first #fakenews story with the 24 hour cable media?

If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (HJEuH)

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Remember the Maine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2016 03:41 PM (paHBV)

35 I promise not to cum in your mouth

Posted by: B.Obama at December 30, 2016 03:38 PM (/CIN4)

You sir, are more cummed upon, than cumming on. Or how ever the hell the best way to phrase that is...

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 03:42 PM (DW+jj)

36 I think #14 and #30 are the same story.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 03:42 PM (mf5HN)

37 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (HJEuH)

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Remember the Maine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 03:42 PM (O7kBk)

38
Primordial fake news?

1-Walter Duranty and the benevolence of Stalinist Russia.
2-How Fidel Castro and his rebels were winning.
3-Walter Cronkite declaring defeat in Vietnam.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 30, 2016 03:42 PM (mbhDw)

39 Some of these stories were absolutely ridiculous. I live in North Georgia. If they are doing news reports on people writing crap with a pen, I have a Wal-mart bathroom that they could do stories for weeks. This frikkin country.

Posted by: lordoftheSmith at December 30, 2016 03:44 PM (1nAjA)

40 Most of these aren't really hate crime accusations, just nonsense that people talked about, but still. So many this year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 30, 2016 03:44 PM (39g3+)

41
So Megyn Kelly quit FOX today.

Posted by: Philip Morris at December 30, 2016 03:44 PM (lKyWE)

42 Weird thing: look at the reverse alphabetization, especially, but also the repeated (consonant)-vowel-double consonant-i-e forms:

Eddie (Fisher)
Debbie (Reynolds)
Carrie (Fisher)
Billie (Lourd)

I'd guess the Carrie and Billie picks are on purpose. And I'd guess somebody's noticed this before.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2016 03:45 PM (3jGss)

43 What about all of those men at Fox hating on MeAgain's vagina?

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (2Mnv1)

44 So Megyn Kelly quit FOX today.
Posted by: Philip Morris at December 30, 2016 03:44 PM (lKyWE)

Seriously?!?!?

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (HJEuH)

45 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.

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Harry Reid says Romney didn't pay his taxes

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (/CIN4)

46 So Megyn Kelly quit FOX today.
---
who?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (QrZtt)

47 Seriously though, what's a "love crime"? Shooting the President to impress Jodie Foster?

I guess stalking is a love crime.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 03:47 PM (kumBu)

48 21 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.
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The grassy knoll?

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 03:47 PM (ifloA)

49 Would it be fair to say that the Duke Lacross case which was a news/race driven prosecution was the first #fakenews story with the 24 hour cable media?

Matthew Shepherd was the first natoinal one. Tawana Brawley was huge in NYC but didn't get as much national play as I recall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 30, 2016 03:47 PM (39g3+)

50 The Wellsville Softball Swastika MAWA graffiti incident was widely reported on Nov 11-14, police investigating, etc. and then NOTHING.

Makes me wonder.

Posted by: scottst at December 30, 2016 03:49 PM (xROkQ)

51 Faked news in the partisan press has been around since long before Duranty and Hearst. It's just that now, it's more frequent, instantly transmitted, and thankfully, viewed more skeptically. Everything from Russian hacking to Tawana Bradley to Climate Change.

"There is no news. There is only the truth of the signal. What I see. And, there's the puppet theater the Parliament jesters foist on the somnambulant public."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 30, 2016 03:50 PM (iIzG7)

52 49 Would it be fair to say that the Duke Lacross case which was a news/race driven prosecution was the first #fakenews story with the 24 hour cable media?

Matthew Shepherd was the first natoinal one. Tawana Brawley was huge in NYC but didn't get as much national play as I recall.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 30, 2016 03:47 PM (39g3+)

It took a while for the truth about Mathew Shepard to come out. I think that one may be the orgin story of Fake News concerning the era of 24 hour cable channels.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:50 PM (HJEuH)

53
Seriously?!?!?
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:46 PM (HJEuH)

I saw something on it in the link to Ace's post but I thinking its BS now.I can find anything to support it

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 03:50 PM (lKyWE)

54 34 18 Would it be fair to say that the Duke Lacross case which was a news/race driven prosecution was the first #fakenews story with the 24 hour cable media?

If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (HJEuH)

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Remember the Maine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2016 03:41 PM (paHBV)

WW1... Bismark Letters about Uboats using ports in Mexico.

Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 03:51 PM (qf6WZ)

55 Fox News Network, Drudge, Instapundit.

Nothing from any of 'em as regards MeAgain.

But I think Al Gore's network should make an offer for her. She can go and be defunct with them, too.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 30, 2016 03:53 PM (v5iqM)

56 See Trump's latest Tweet. It's about Putin. The Dems and MSM are going to lose their fucking minds.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 03:53 PM (DW+jj)

57 "Do you remember during the Clinton administration,
there was an alarming report announced. Black churches were being
burned at an historic rate. The KKK-like overtones to this story were
humiliating and alarming to Americans. People all over the world heard
of our shame-the evil of violent racism--plaguing American and the
South. Legislation was passed at the Federal level! Bill Clinton came
out reminiscing of the church burnings he remembered from his childhood.
During that time, I remember me unease with the way the story was being
accepted, seemingly without scrutiny by the press--almost gleefully.
Well, sometime later, hardly reported (unlike the charges), an
independent study proved every single charge had been false!"

Posted by: Disinformation at December 30, 2016 03:54 PM (1isJI)

58 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (HJEuH)

Search the term "yellow journalism"

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2016 03:55 PM (Bd6VC)

59 Hey, i'm a war hero just like John Heinz Kerry and news of my release bumped that fake news about the "VA Scandal" off of piss- stream media.

Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl at December 30, 2016 03:55 PM (eqVWr)

60 H.G. Wells caused the first fake news story. Brilliantly, though.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2016 03:57 PM (dZ756)

61 >>The grassy knoll?

Well, blaming Dallas for right-wing hate almost fits.

If someone blames a right-winger on the grassy knoll, that fits.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 30, 2016 03:57 PM (gTQoY)

62 58 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (HJEuH)

Search the term "yellow journalism"
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2016 03:55 PM (Bd6VC)

I was talking about the recent era of the 24 hour news channels.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 03:58 PM (HJEuH)

63 "Do you remember during the Clinton administration, there was an alarming report announced. Black churches were being
burned at an historic rate. The KKK-like overtones to this story were humiliating and alarming to Americans. People all over the world heard
of our shame-the evil of violent racism--plaguing American and the South. Legislation was passed at the Federal level! Bill Clinton came out reminiscing of the church burnings he remembered from his childhood.

During that time, I remember me unease with the way the story was being accepted, seemingly without scrutiny by the press--almost gleefully.

Well, sometime later, hardly reported (unlike the charges), an independent study proved every single charge had been false!"

Posted by: Disinformation at December 30, 2016 03:54 PM (1isJI)

That was Commiecrat agit-prop. They had to somehow reverse the Congressional Landlisde of 1994, and that hoax, along with the Daily Two Minutes Hate of Newt Gingrich, is what they did.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 30, 2016 03:58 PM (ujg0T)

64 63rd

Posted by: KHAN's Other Wife at December 30, 2016 03:58 PM (taXZ8)

65 Trump tweet:
Great move on delay (by V. Putin) - I always knew he was very smart!

Putin punked media by saying that he was going to shut down a school for ex-pat American kids, and then instead invited the kids to the Kremlin for a holiday party.

As the theme music soars, movie ends with Trump and Putin walking out together:
"Vlad, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2016 03:58 PM (SIY7D)

66 Wait, that was Orson Welles

Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2016 03:59 PM (dZ756)

67
If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.

Hello

Posted by: The Knights Templer at December 30, 2016 03:59 PM (lKyWE)

68 60 H.G. Wells caused the first fake news story. Brilliantly, though.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2016 03:57 PM (dZ756)

Orson Welles, you mean. H.G. just provided the source material,

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 30, 2016 03:59 PM (ujg0T)

69 H.G. Wells caused the first fake news story. Brilliantly, though.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2016 03:57 PM (dZ756)

Actually, the story that that radio performance was a real news story was, itself, a fake news story.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 04:01 PM (zc3Db)

70 68 60 H.G. Wells caused the first fake news story. Brilliantly, though.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2016 03:57 PM (dZ756)

Orson Welles, you mean. H.G. just provided the source material,
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 30, 2016 03:59 PM (ujg0T)

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Late 19th century woman picks up book in a shop, reads the first few pages. Immediately begins screaming, running out of the shop, "They're coming for us!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2016 04:01 PM (paHBV)

71 I feel pretty sure that the "hate" letter received by our local mosque, saying "Trump is going to do to you what Hitler did to the Jews" was a hoax.

However, our newspaper put the story on the front page, wrote an editorial scolding anyone who would threaten our mostly peaceful mosque, and the libs clutched their pearls and fainted because Racist Trumpsters!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2016 04:01 PM (PY9jH)

72 It's hard to underestimate the damage and subversion caused by the corruption of the State media.

When I was growing up journalists were committed to unbiased investigation and reporting, and they would kill each other for a scoop.

Now they compete to see who is the best bootlicker.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (EZebt)

73 I remember when the Orielly Factor first took off in the late 1990's it was in response and a rebuttal of stories being pumped out by the networks and CNN.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (HJEuH)

74 Dan Rather's fake news story was in 2004, so that isn't old enough to qualify as first in the 24 hour era.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (7ZVPa)

75 MeAgain quitting doesn't surprise me. I saw an ad last night saying that Kennedy was hosting New Years Eve, which had been MeAgain's gig for the last few years.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 30, 2016 04:03 PM (ukNFU)

76
Throw the book at every last one of the scammers. Or bring back stocks and public shaming. Enough of this shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2016 04:04 PM (jtqoO)

77 Don't forget that fake news story by that fake news purveyor Drudge about Clinton diddling a teen-aged employee in the oval office in 1995.

Man, what a fake news story that was.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 30, 2016 04:05 PM (7ZVPa)

78 73 I remember when the Orielly Factor first took off in the late 1990's it was in response and a rebuttal of stories being pumped out by the networks and CNN.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:02 PM (HJEuH)

He used to interview newsmakers... ie the people who actually knew what was going on...

Now, he just interviews Pundits and other 'Journalists'...

Which is the trend on Fox News in General...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 04:05 PM (qf6WZ)

79 The Tawana Brawley case did wonders for Al Sharpton, though. And she was never made to pay anything for it - literally. There was some story a few years ago about the prosecutor she had accused still trying to get money from her that he won in a judgment.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 03:40 PM (zc3Db)

===

I believe the judgment was against Sharpton, not her, and no, I don't believe he has paid off the judgment. The prosecutor was Stephen Pagones.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (EZebt)

80 Thousands of incidents like these inspired by tRump

It seems every day we read of another.
Black churches burnt in the south, Mosques defaced, Muslim women harassed just because of their dress, a white xian minority is terrorizing those perceived as 'others'.
President Obama has done and continues to do so much to bring us together all while tRump and his minions spread hate.
We are fast approaching the dark ages, so sad after the age of light and hope inspired by Barack and Michelle.

Posted by: Starflower at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (2x9LM)

81 Exposing fake hate crimes as fake is a hate crime.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (iynDC)

82
MeAgain quitting doesn't surprise me. I saw an ad last night saying that Kennedy was hosting New Years Eve, which had been MeAgain's gig for the last few years.
Posted by: johnd01 at December 30, 2016 04:03 PM (ukNFU)

I think its Kimberly Guilifoyle hosting the big show.Kennedy is doing the run up show

Posted by: The Knights Templer at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (lKyWE)

83
That was Commiecrat agit-prop. They had to
somehow reverse the Congressional Landlisde of 1994, and that hoax,
along with the Daily Two Minutes Hate of Newt Gingrich, is what they
did.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 30, 2016 03:58 PM (ujg0T)

It's a perfect example of both fake hate crime and how liberal media works to manipulate voters.

Posted by: Disinformation at December 30, 2016 04:07 PM (1isJI)

84 CNN faking broadcasts live from Saudi Arabia and Kuwait during The First Gulf War may be the orgin story. They are on a cheap set in Atlanta claiming they were in the ME and throwing on gas masks and diving under tables.

LOL!

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:07 PM (HJEuH)

85 I believe the judgment was against Sharpton, not her, and no, I don't believe he has paid off the judgment. The prosecutor was Stephen Pagones.

There is a judgment against her. She's moved elsewhere (Maryland?) and is living under a new identity. Pagones found her and his pursuing whatever she earns.

He is also willing to stop if she simply apologizes, which she hasn't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 30, 2016 04:08 PM (mgbwf)

86 I think its Kimberly Guilifoyle hosting the big show.Kennedy is doing the run up show

Posted by: The Knights Templer at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (lKyWE)

OK, either way, no MeAgain.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 30, 2016 04:08 PM (ukNFU)

87 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier

time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news

stories is interesting.

Posted by: Pepe

When my college girlfriend said I was her first.

Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2016 03:37 PM (8ikIW)

When my college girlfriend said I was the best she'd ever had.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2016 04:09 PM (JO9+V)

88 Yeah, CNN really did some seriously lame stuff during Desert Storm, it was a festival of lousy reporting and rumor mongering mixed with outright BS.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 30, 2016 04:09 PM (39g3+)

89 I believe the judgment was against Sharpton, not her, and no, I don't believe he has paid off the judgment. The prosecutor was Stephen Pagones.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (EZebt)

Both.

From an npr story on it in 2013 (the URL is too long and I'm too lazy for tinyurl):

"Sharpton has since paid off his [$65,000] debt with money raised by his supporters," the Village Voice says. Brawley was ordered to pay $190,000.

It's been 15 years. With interest, the judgment against the now 40-year-old Brawley has grown to more than $430,000. Finally, the Poughkeepsie Journal reports, Pagones is receiving some of the money: $3,700, or about 1 percent of what he's now owed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 04:09 PM (zc3Db)

90 So Megyn Kelly quit FOX today.

Number of people surprised by this: 0.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 30, 2016 04:10 PM (iynDC)

91 CNN faking broadcasts live from Saudi Arabia and Kuwait during The First Gulf War may be the orgin story. They are on a cheap set in Atlanta claiming they were in the ME and throwing on gas masks and diving under tables.

That brings up the slew of fake news stories - and horribly photoshopped images) from the wars in the middle east - against Israel in Lebanon (green helmet guy and the photoshopped bombings) and against the US in Iraq - courtesy of Reuters and AP, IIRC.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 04:12 PM (zc3Db)

92 77
Don't forget that fake news story by that fake news purveyor Drudge
about Clinton diddling a teen-aged employee in the oval office in
1995.

Man, what a fake news story that was.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 30, 2016 04:05 PM (7ZVPa)

Luckily that fake news story was exposed as a right wing conspiracy (vast) and that Drudge(?) fellow was never heard of again...

Posted by: Disinformation at December 30, 2016 04:12 PM (1isJI)

93 The Gulf of Tonkin *snicker*

Posted by: LBJ at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (JO9+V)

94 So Megyn Kelly quit FOX today.

Number of people surprised by this: 0.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 30, 2016 04:10 PM (iynDC)

Has there been any confirmation of that?

Because if that's a fake report in a thread about fake news, we're approaching Singularity.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (mf5HN)

95 They're still at it in Syria with the fauxtography; same little kid used in multiple images, guys faking injuries with careful filming, and there is one UN NGO guy there that seems to be coordinating it all like Green Helmet Guy in Lebanon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (39g3+)

96 That "Megyn is quitting" was some literal Fake news that was going around. She might yet quit, but she hasn't announced anything.

The source of this was some Weekly World News report that said Megyn is quitting FOX to focus on her "modelling career".

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (DW+jj)

97 Fake news?

Never heard of it.

Posted by: John Kerry's magical hat from Cambodia at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (wpC7C)

98 92 77
Don't forget that fake news story by that fake news purveyor Drudge
about Clinton diddling a teen-aged employee in the oval office in
1995.

Man, what a fake news story that was.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 30, 2016 04:05 PM (7ZVPa)

Luckily that fake news story was exposed as a right wing conspiracy (vast) and that Drudge(?) fellow was never heard of again...
Posted by: Disinformation at December 30, 2016 04:12 PM (1isJI)

WE rate all stories about Sex, as false...

Posted by: Snopes Whore at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (qf6WZ)

99 Has there been any confirmation of that?

Because if that's a fake report in a thread about fake news, we're approaching Singularity.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (mf5HN)

Google news does not have that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 30, 2016 04:14 PM (mgbwf)

100 Because if that's a fake report in a thread about fake news, we're approaching Singularity.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (mf5HN)
Will Hope Solo be involved?

Posted by: johnd01 at December 30, 2016 04:14 PM (ukNFU)

101 Muhammed Dura - or whatever his name was - that started the first intifada ... courtesy of France TV. They still refuse to release the original, unedited footage of that set-up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 04:14 PM (zc3Db)

102 97 Fake news?

Never heard of it.
Posted by: John Kerry's magical hat from Cambodia at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (wpC7C)

==================

"You haven't forgotten about me, have you?"
-Ohio Exit Polls

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2016 04:14 PM (paHBV)

103 Oh, the letters to mosques haven't been proved to be fake.

Here, take a look yourself. "Jew" isn't capitalized but "Muslims" is.

Insults with words like "whores" and "dogs".

http://tinyurl.com/hgnxv5b

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 30, 2016 04:15 PM (gTQoY)

104 97 Fake news?

Never heard of it.
Posted by: John Kerry's magical hat from Cambodia at December 30, 2016 04:13 PM (wpC7C)

Grrrrrr..... don't like this guy!

Posted by: Jengis Khan! at December 30, 2016 04:16 PM (qf6WZ)

105 Megyn Kelly is quitting Fox to star in the upcoming season of House of Cards as Claire's younger sister.

Posted by: Variety at December 30, 2016 04:16 PM (wpC7C)

106 The Tribune Never Lies.

Posted by: Julius Caesar at December 30, 2016 04:17 PM (WHVu+)

107 I was going to mention something about Hillary, but pretty much her entire career is fake. Basically, that bitch lies so much she makes Brian Williams look like the Pope.

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2016 04:17 PM (nrkHK)

108 107 I was going to mention something about Hillary, but pretty much her entire career is fake. Basically, that bitch lies so much she makes Brian Williams look like the Pope.
Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2016 04:17 PM (nrkHK)

He weara a bigga hat too?

Posted by: Duh Pope at December 30, 2016 04:18 PM (qf6WZ)

109 One of the worst, most blatant fake news of the time was in 1993 NBC claiming that GM truck were unsafe and blowing up because of a problem with the gas tank location. I knew it was BS propaganda the minute I heard it. The real problem turned out to be mini-bombs NBC was locating in the truck to caused an explosion during the test.

GM sued the shit out of NBC and got an apology (sort of) but it was worth it to the MSM as the 90's LIV's sucked in the original story, ignored the truth that came out and more distrust of American companies was spread.

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2016 04:18 PM (1BQGO)

110 Basically, that bitch lies so much she makes Brian Williams look like the Pope.

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2016 04:17 PM (nrkHK)

Pope Francis makes Brian Williams look like the Pope.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 04:19 PM (zc3Db)

111 Google news does not have that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 30, 2016 04:14 PM (mgbwf)

Nobody does.

Hey, Knights Templer or Deplorable Male Logic or Phillip Morris or whatever nic you're using now, you want to maybe source that?

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:19 PM (mf5HN)

112 Did the Horde know that you can play the "fake news" game on Facebook? Everytime one of my lib friends posts something from Vox, or other annoying "news" sites, I click the arrow in the upper right, click "hide post", then "report post," then click "this is fake news." I do this to every post from lefty sites who claim they are news. Let's flood FB with their idiot tag.

Posted by: Pet Pal at December 30, 2016 04:19 PM (Mznk6)

113 Fake news?

Never heard of it.
Posted by: John Kerry's
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Fake news in defense of accuracy is no sin.

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 30, 2016 04:19 PM (NBHj5)

114 Starflower

I think one Clogginstein style sock is enough.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2016 04:20 PM (L1PVY)

115 >> Will Hope Solo be involved?

Well, The Daily Mail has a picture of that dingbat KardASShian chick bent over while some makeup dude touches up her butt, looks like. Might be doing a quick bleach.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:20 PM (DW+jj)

116 113

Fake news in defense of accuracy is no sin.
Posted by: Dan Rather at December 30, 2016 04:19 PM (NBHj5)

Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 30, 2016 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

117 Pope Francis makes Brian Williams look like the Pope.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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I was told that there would be no existentialism on this thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 04:21 PM (NBHj5)

118 I believe the judgment was against Sharpton, not her, and no, I don't believe he has paid off the judgment. The prosecutor was Stephen Pagones.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2016 04:06 PM (EZebt)

++++

Sharpton's friends, including Johnnie Cochran, paid off Sharpton's share of the judgement. Brawley changed her name and moved around, but Pagones tracked her down and garnisheed her wages. She isn't making much, so he hasn't gotten much from her.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 04:21 PM (R+30W)

119
I think one Clogginstein style sock is enough.

No, it's too many. Drop it already...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2016 04:21 PM (jtqoO)

120 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 04:09 PM (zc3Db)

===

Thanks POP. I had already moved to California before Sharpton did his major damage in NY. I remember being shocked and surprised that the Democratic Party considered him a serious, mainstream candidate for president in 2004. People out here had never really heard of him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2016 04:21 PM (EZebt)

121 The Megyn is quitting story is fake. Repeat fake. It came from the Weekly World News, see the post back a bit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:21 PM (DW+jj)

122 "So Megyn Kelly quit FOX today."
Posted by: Philip Morris at December 30, 2016 03:44 PM (lKyWE)

Fake News.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 30, 2016 04:21 PM (6gk0M)

123 One of the worst, most blatant fake news of the time was in 1993 NBC claiming that GM truck were unsafe and blowing up because of a problem with the gas tank location. I knew it was BS propaganda the minute I heard it. The real problem turned out to be mini-bombs NBC was locating in the truck to caused an explosion during the test.

GM sued the shit out of NBC and got an apology (sort of) but it was worth it to the MSM as the 90's LIV's sucked in the original story, ignored the truth that came out and more distrust of American companies was spread.

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2016 04:18 PM (1BQGO)\

Then Dateline pulled another one of those - I forget the particulars. But that didn't hurt Dateline, which stayed on the air (and expanded) for years and years.

Now that you brought that up we might as well delve into the New Republic and Stephen Glass. Some of the best fake news to be had. And, even after being exposed for being a lying scumbag, Glass was still graduated with a law degree by Georgetown! You have to just laugh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 04:22 PM (zc3Db)

124 Paul is Dead!

Posted by: Gullible college students in 1969 at December 30, 2016 04:22 PM (JO9+V)

125 I guess stalking is a love crime.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 03:47 PM (kumBu)

Stalking is a romantic evening together, that only one of you knows about.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2016 04:22 PM (UzBQ4)

126 I was hoping that someone would come up with such a list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 04:22 PM (tOcW/)

127 Thread winner.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Thanks, but I owe an apology to Barry Goldwater.

Sorry Senator.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 04:22 PM (ZO497)

128 Oh, the letters to mosques haven't been proved to be fake.

Here, take a look yourself. "Jew" isn't capitalized but "Muslims" is.

Insults with words like "whores" and "dogs".

http://tinyurl.com/hgnxv5b

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 30, 2016 04:15 PM (gTQoY)

That's the EXACT letter our local mosque received (postmarked CA) and our stupid "news"paper took the bait hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2016 04:23 PM (PY9jH)

129
Hey, Knights Templer or Deplorable Male Logic or Phillip Morris or whatever nic you're using now, you want to maybe source that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:19 PM (mf5HN)

I did it was a story in the link Ace provided for this post.I also posted later that it was probably a bogus story because I couldn't find it anywhere else

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 04:23 PM (lKyWE)

130 ..."I also posted later that it was probably a bogus story because I couldn't find it anywhere else."
-Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 04:23 PM (lKyWE)

From now on? Do that before you hit "Enter".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 30, 2016 04:25 PM (6gk0M)

131 I did it was a story in the link Ace provided for this post.I also posted later that it was probably a bogus story because I couldn't find it anywhere else
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 04:23 PM (lKyWE)

Ahhhh thank you kindly.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:26 PM (mf5HN)

132 Thanks Bandersnatch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2016 04:26 PM (EZebt)

133 Then Dateline pulled another one of those - I forget the particulars. But that didn't hurt Dateline, which stayed on the air (and expanded) for years and years.
--------

We had a hard time gaining traction with our faux 'Audi unintended acceleration' story. For some reason, everyone ignored this critically important report.

Posted by: CBS at December 30, 2016 04:26 PM (ZO497)

134 The spirit of Tawana Brawley lives on in these hoaxers. It's amazing in a way that they're so convinced of the narrative that America is a fundamentally racist, hate-filled country, despite all evidence to the contrary, that if they aren't seeing hate crimes they have to make them up because that's the REAL America. It's quite unhinged behavior.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2016 04:26 PM (0mRoj)

135 There is no such thing as a "hate crime". There is "hate", which is perfectly legal and the right of any individual, and there is "crime", which is illegal. There is no such thing as a "hate crime".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2016 03:34 PM (zc3Db)

THIS!! YES!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 30, 2016 04:27 PM (43OZ6)

136 >>Will Hope Solo be involved?

Posted by: johnd01

She makes an appearance at the end.

Posted by: Aviator at December 30, 2016 04:29 PM (/Nite)

137 Seems like 30 for the year is a low number.

How did Hillary having great health not make the list?

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:30 PM (HJEuH)

138
I hereby propose an annual AoSHQ award. The soon-to-be coveted 'Tawana Award'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 04:30 PM (ZO497)

139 "How did Hillary having great health not make the list?"
-Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:30 PM (HJEuH)

Re-read the headline of the post.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (6gk0M)

140
From now on? Do that before you hit "Enter".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 30, 2016 04:25 PM (6gk0M)

In my defense it was a feel good story

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (lKyWE)

141 I can't believe in eight years there hasn't been one story about TFG making at least one hole-in-one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (PY9jH)

142 OK, just for argument's sake:

Boston Massacre is the first American fake news story.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (mgbwf)

143 The reporting of fake hate crimes is used by the media to marginalize, subdue and control those who are not totalitarian leftists.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (nQ10o)

144 "I hereby propose an annual AoSHQ award. The soon-to-be coveted 'Tawana Award'."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2016 04:30 PM (ZO497)

Seconded.

...vigorously.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (6gk0M)

145 I was the missing link for 45 years!

Posted by: Piltdown Man at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (JO9+V)

146 We also need a Hope Solo Award. For the Biggest Asshole of the Year. This year's winner is Barky, hands down.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (DW+jj)

147 When Megyn Kelly quits Fox, it won't be for MSNBC - it'll be for Vivid Video.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (kumBu)

148 So Megyn Kelly quit FOX today.

-
Like sand through the hour glass, these are the days of our lives.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 30, 2016 04:33 PM (Nwg0u)

149 Guess these stories are limited to fake hate crimes.

But accusing the public of hate when they don't hate is fake news as well. See the presidential elections.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:33 PM (HJEuH)

150
We also need a Hope Solo Award. For the Biggest Asshole of the Year. This year's winner is Barky, hands down.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (DW+jj)

Make that a Lifetime Achievement Award. He ain't done yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2016 04:33 PM (PY9jH)

151 Carlos Danger should have made the list as well. First time, he was hacked. Second, third, fourth, and fifth times, he was hacked by his own erection.

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2016 04:33 PM (nrkHK)

152 "Boston Massacre is the first American fake news story.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (mgbwf) "

Says you, cracker.

Posted by: Crispus Attucks at December 30, 2016 04:33 PM (kumBu)

153 "In my defense it was a feel good story."
-Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (lKyWE)

Of course it was. "Too good to check" should be something that is used in jest.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 30, 2016 04:34 PM (6gk0M)

154
Boston Massacre is the first American fake news story

Nope. Plymouth Rock landing on the Native Americans.

No way that thing's a meteorite!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2016 04:34 PM (jtqoO)

155 Why am I not up 50 points!?!?

Posted by: Hilton Rodham Coronation at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (gOzTJ)

156 147 When Megyn Kelly quits Fox, it won't be for MSNBC - it'll be for Vivid Video.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (kumBu)

She is not even Brazzers material. Maybe 3rd teir porn hub amateur star at best.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (HJEuH)

157 The sinking of the Titanic was a fake anti-iceberg hate crime.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (Nwg0u)

158 Guess what guys? We found Amelia Earhart! Again. Definitely maybe this time.

Posted by: TIGHAR at December 30, 2016 04:36 PM (JO9+V)

159 Read down the list but don't think I saw the supposed swastica in feces on a dorm at a college story.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 04:36 PM (5sOEp)

160 I don't know what the first FakeNews story to get major media coverage was, but I do believe the concept of FakeNews revolves around liberals and SJW's getting tired of waiting around for real examples of bigotry to occur and making up fake examples. And of course, the idea is --as always--to make political gain.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 30, 2016 04:36 PM (6OCqa)

161 142 OK, just for argument's sake:

Boston Massacre is the first American fake news story.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 30, 2016 04:31 PM (mgbwf)

Well.... 5 'could' be a massacre...

Boston Tea Party though...

Damn Indians!

Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (qf6WZ)

162 Legumes jelly is not that attractive. I never understood why people fawn all over her.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (HJEuH)

163 21 If anybody can think of a bigger one at an earlier time, I'd like to hear it because the orgin of this goading fake news stories is interesting.
----------------

What would we win?
Keys to the banhammer for 24 hours?
(I already know who would get sliced...)

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (ifloA)

164 "She is not even Brazzers material. Maybe 3rd teir porn hub amateur star at best.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (HJEuH) "

Dude, they gave a contract to *Chyna* - they look for fallen stars, regardless of attractiveness.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (kumBu)

165 When Megyn Kelly quits Fox, it won't be for MSNBC - it'll be for Vivid Video.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (kumBu)

She is not even Brazzers material. Maybe 3rd teir porn hub amateur star at best.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (HJEuH)

BangBus or FakeTaxi? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (JO9+V)

166 Well, that didn't work - I was supposed to be quoting Mike Hammer @ 138.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 04:38 PM (ifloA)

167 Hmmm.... Salem Witch trials were highly reported at the time...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 04:38 PM (qf6WZ)

168 I want it duly noted for the record that I think that giant thing that is under the ice in Antarctica is alien.

After all, a giant meteor is from outer space, after all.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:39 PM (mf5HN)

169 5 I see that Ace is using the time machine he totally doesn't have.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 03:33 PM
Ace pulls out a winning lotto then you'll see if he has a time machine or not.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 04:39 PM (5sOEp)

170 I am shocked an appalled about all the knowledge of these icky porn people and companies. Like, really shocked.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:40 PM (DW+jj)

171 Grace Kelly is dead?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)

172 164 "She is not even Brazzers material. Maybe 3rd teir porn hub amateur star at best.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (HJEuH) "

Dude, they gave a contract to *Chyna* - they look for fallen stars, regardless of attractiveness.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (kumBu)

I miss middle 90's through early 2000's Vivid Video for this very reason. They used to have standards and were the Gold Playboy status of Porn.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:40 PM (HJEuH)

173 168. Pfft! It's the Neu schwabland nazi flying saucer base. Quit spreading disinformation about known historical facts.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (ybCGZ)

174 "Hmmm.... Salem Witch trials were highly reported at the time..."
-Posted by: Don Q. at December 30, 2016 04:38 PM (qf6WZ)

Dateline, Mass, USA
Witches Reported in Massachusetts
-Locals Confirm Story

Posted by: The Associated Press at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (6gk0M)

175 168 I want it duly noted for the record that I think that giant thing that is under the ice in Antarctica is alien.

After all, a giant meteor is from outer space, after all.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits
------------------

I hate to tell you this, but -
It's a giant squirrel. From outer space.

Posted by: Chi at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (ifloA)

176 Jeebuz, you homos are homos.

(I mean that in the most gay-friendly, Seinfeldian way).

I don't care if she was mean to Trump in the first debate, Megyn is objectively hot.

Ace used to muse about face like an angel, ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland, and her cold blue Aryan fury. None of that has changed, only what y'all think of her thoughts.

I would hit that like a 10D nail.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (mgbwf)

177 I'm really trying to figure out a way to work myself into this thread.

Oh, got it.

I am a hate crime against Geraldo Rivera!

Posted by: Al Capone's Vault at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (gTQoY)

178 Somebody spit on me!

Posted by: John Lewis at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (JO9+V)

179 Back in the '90s I think, when SNL was funny, they did a sketch about the Salem witch trials. Phil Hartman played a prosecutor. He stood up, pointed to the defendant, and shouted "WIIIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHH!". Then rested his case.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (DW+jj)

180 There was that example a few years ago of a gay kid in Rutgers who killed himself after his (straight, minority) roomate had taped him kissing a guy. The gay community and this kid's parents then made political hay out of the whole tragedy and raked the Indian kid who set up the camera through the coals.

The story was real but the narrative was fake and made it sound like the kid killed himself out of embarassment . Left out was that his own mother didn't approve of his lifestyle and his much older scuzzball boyfriend had treated him like dirt and dumped him before he killed himself. The whole idea of setting up the camera was to keep an eye on the scuzzball--who none of the students trusted--from steeling shit from their dorms.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 30, 2016 04:42 PM (6OCqa)

181 165 When Megyn Kelly quits Fox, it won't be for MSNBC - it'll be for Vivid Video.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:32 PM (kumBu)

She is not even Brazzers material. Maybe 3rd teir porn hub amateur star at best.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:35 PM (HJEuH)

BangBus or FakeTaxi? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2016 04:37 PM (JO9+V

At best she is Milf Hunter quality. And that is stretching it.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:42 PM (HJEuH)

182 Consider the Boston Massacre was commited with smooth bore muskets 5 murders at once is a lot.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 04:42 PM (5sOEp)

183 These guys have a little bit of group-think stubbornness, huh?

Posted by: L Ron Hubberd at December 30, 2016 04:43 PM (VdICR)

184
Somebody spit on me!
Posted by: John Lewis

Me too !

Posted by: Andre Carson at December 30, 2016 04:43 PM (IqV8l)

185 Most misspellings are intentional, when I refer to the menially ill.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2016 04:43 PM (VdICR)

186 Besides, the Megyn Kelly Vivid porno writes itself. Anyone can play Trump as long as they have the right golden scalp weasel toupee.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (kumBu)

187 >>I want it duly noted for the record that I think that giant thing that is under the ice in Antarctica is alien.

Duh.

Posted by: Sam Carter at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (gTQoY)

188
the Indian kid who set up the camera through the coals

And the award for cinematographer who demonstrated the most perseverence to get the shot goes to...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (jtqoO)

189 The news quietly reported the other day that Chyna died of drugs and alcohol.why do these reports take so long to come out?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (6Ll1u)

190 176 Jeebuz, you homos are homos.

(I mean that in the most gay-friendly, Seinfeldian way).

I don't care if she was mean to Trump in the first debate, Megyn is objectively hot.

Ace used to muse about face like an angel, ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland, and her cold blue Aryan fury. None of that has changed, only what y'all think of her thoughts.

I would hit that like a 10D nail.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 30, 2016 04:41 PM (mgbwf)

Never found her to be objectively hot outside of cute like the smart cute kind. Makeup does her wonders. And facial plastic surgery. Look at her high school and college pics. Not exactly that great.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (HJEuH)

191 Hate crimes requires imbeciles in black robes to crawl inside the psyche of people--don't believe they have the capacity.

Besides if somebody kills me for the content of my wallet (ha-ha) or for the color of my skin I'm just as dead.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (hJrjt)

192 I'll just leave this right here...

Megyn Kelly is smoking-ass hot.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 30, 2016 04:45 PM (6gk0M)

193 156; meagain wouldn't make it at youporn. i think you have to generate so many clicks per hour to stay on there. at least someone told me that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 04:45 PM (KP5rU)

194 I am shocked an appalled about all the knowledge of these icky porn people and companies. Like, really shocked.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:40 PM (DW+jj)

Yeah, no kidding, as a Christian I find this all to be quite disgusting and appalling.

What's Ron Jeremy up to these days?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at December 30, 2016 04:45 PM (Jcg9Q)

195 At best she is Milf Hunter quality. And that is stretching it.
Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:42 PM (HJEuH)

My stars and garters I ashamed of you rapscallions and your horrible speculations.

I mean, c'mon, we all know it'll be Tushy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:45 PM (mf5HN)

196 189 so you forget about it

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 04:45 PM (5sOEp)

197 The Gulf of Tonkin *snicker*

-
Obozo trying to start WWIII will be the Golf 'n' Boinking incident since it happened when Barks and Reggie were on vacation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 30, 2016 04:46 PM (Nwg0u)

198 192: slap, slap, slap. maybe a trip to the eye doctor is in your future? most pornstars kick her ass in the looks department.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 04:47 PM (KP5rU)

199 And those are only the fake hate crimes that were reported after Trump was elected. There's nine months worth of bullshit not covered.

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 04:47 PM (7qAYi)

200 sometimes I feel like I'm the only person on the internet that has not seen porn.
unless one counts aces rick rolling us a couple of times.

not really porn, but sure was yick.

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2016 04:47 PM (R7cwD)

201 Speaking of porn star looks, there were some before and after makeup pictures of a bunch of them that made the rounds a while back. The DM had 'em (of course).

You wouldn't believe the transformation. Makeup artists, indeed.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:48 PM (DW+jj)

202 Megyn's mid-section, (after three babies), probably looks like a three-day-old ballon, but if you think that should stop a Moron?

...Turn In Your Card.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 30, 2016 04:48 PM (6gk0M)

203 "Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (6Ll1u) "

A pro-wrestler turned porn star with substance abuse issues? I shan't believe it!

(That being said, everyone is amazed that Keith Richards is still alive, but how about Ric Flair? He's 67, which may as well be 200 in pro-wrestler years.)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (kumBu)

204 osted by: willow at December 30, 2016 04:47 PM (R7cwD)

No, you're not the only one and it's o.k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (tOcW/)

205
Bill Clinton's off the charts IQ - "highest ever!"

Al Gore's off the charts IQ - "highest ever!"

John Kerry's off the charts IQ - "highest ever!"

Barack Obama's off the charts IQ - "highest ever!"

Hillary Clinton's off the charts IQ - "highest ever!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (jtqoO)

206 Now, willow, be fair.

ace did give us accidental busty lesbian porn that one time.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (mf5HN)

207 ...balloon, even.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (6gk0M)

208 186 Besides, the Megyn Kelly Vivid porno writes itself. Anyone can play Trump as long as they have the right golden scalp weasel toupee.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:44 PM (kumBu)

--------------

I accept this role and will accept no pay for appearing in the movie.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (kTF2Z)

209 Yeah, no kidding, as a Christian I find this all to be quite disgusting and appalling.

What's Ron Jeremy up to these days?

About 9,383 women.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (O7kBk)

210 sometimes I feel like I'm the only person on the internet that has not seen porn.

unless one counts aces rick rolling us a couple of times.

not really porn, but sure was yick.

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2016 04:47 PM (R7cwD)

Not as bad as Yoko.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of Double-Barrelling at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (tHwdc)

211 sometimes I feel like I'm the only person on the internet that has not seen porn.

Um, if you use Bing with the safe search filters off you can search "tree rats, friend or nemesis" and you'll get pron within the second page of image results.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (mgbwf)

212 No, sorry, I'm not going to disable my ad blocker to get to that site.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 30, 2016 04:50 PM (6QnGR)

213 I mean, c'mon, we all know it'll be Tushy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:45 PM (mf5HN)

Seymore Butts would ruin her like Aliens Klass.

Which I would find amazing and entertaining beyond a sexual level

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (HJEuH)

214 alex hah, that one I missed, but I did get the really heavy guy in a diaper? or am I misremembering and perhaps it's not quite porn if he isn't actualy doing it.
but it sure felt like I was a peeping tom

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (R7cwD)

215 209 Yeah, no kidding, as a Christian I find this all to be quite disgusting and appalling.

What's Ron Jeremy up to these days?

About 9,383 women.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 04:49 PM (O7kBk)

i thought Ron Jeremy was dead, or pining for the fjords, and getting all those Muslim virgins before the martyr brigade gets to 'em.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (hJrjt)

216
What's Ron Jeremy up to these days?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at December 30, 2016 04:45 PM (Jcg9Q)

Seriously, he's into Kundalini yoga.He attends classes in a martial arts studio upstairs from where I work.He's short, dumpy, drives a beat up old Toyota and smells to high heaven

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (lKyWE)

217 Which site are we discussing about ad blocking?

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 04:52 PM (5sOEp)

218 Megyn's mid-section, (after three babies), probably looks like a three-day-old ballon, but if you think that should stop a Moron?

...Turn In Your Card.

Face down, butt up, mouthful of pillow & you'll never see her tummy.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 04:52 PM (O7kBk)

219 Miley, so true!

bander when I play mahjong I do get Asian dating blurbs in their marjines.

so close

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2016 04:52 PM (R7cwD)

220 Gutfeld has talked about having Ron Jeremy on Red Eye back in the early days. He said Jeremy indeed stunk up the place and was just nasty.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:52 PM (DW+jj)

221 alex hah, that one I missed, but I did get the really heavy guy in a diaper? or am I misremembering and perhaps it's not quite porn if he isn't actualy doing it.
but it sure felt like I was a peeping tom
Posted by: willow at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (R7cwD)

Gah, I had forgotten about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:53 PM (mf5HN)

222 Mr. Orange does not wear a toupee. That's a dyed combover, but my hairdresser is certain it's real. I believe him, because he knows his business, & he's been doing it for 30 years.

For several years, he was Tony Bennett's hairdresser... & yes, my barges IS old, but he knows his toupees when he sees 'em.

Posted by: mnw at December 30, 2016 04:53 PM (7qyhD)

223 And once again the peculiarity of the ASHQ comes through. ;^) In a post about fake hate crimes people end up talking about porn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 04:53 PM (tOcW/)

224 "Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (HJEuH) "

I don't think that's his Christian name. I have my doubts about Ben Dover as well.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:53 PM (kumBu)

225 Who is Ron Jeremy? A former porn star?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (tOcW/)

226 alright guys the tummy only looks/feels like that for few weeks , than we become normal well almost .

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (R7cwD)

227 In the before time, Trump actually let Megyn grab his hair and pull. That was several years ago, IIRC.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (DW+jj)

228 And once again the peculiarity of the ASHQ comes through. ;^) In a post about fake hate crimes people end up talking about porn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 04:53 PM (tOcW/)

Well, to paraphrase you, the only time the Horde does not discuss porn is in threads about porn.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (mf5HN)

229 MeAgain is a good looking woman, no question. But compared to say, Chasey Lain ca. 2000? Not even on the same continent.

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (7qAYi)

230 Another hilarious, and oddly relevant Sam Goldwyn malapropism:
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police, the GOP.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 03:32 PM (DW+jj)

He also had one about the necessity of sincerity. I forget exactly how it went, but it was something like: "the key to success is sincerity. Once you're able to fake that, you've got it made."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (6QnGR)

231 212 No, sorry, I'm not going to disable my ad blocker to get to that site.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 30, 2016 04:50 PM (6QnGR)

++++

You talking about that annoying banner that complains about the adblocker? Disable javascript for the site, and say bye bye to their lecture.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (R+30W)

232 216: so a mashup with him and meagain is in the works?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 04:55 PM (KP5rU)

233 Did anybody mention the hate cake guy from Whole Foods yet?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 30, 2016 04:55 PM (FQKBL)

234 And there's always Zombie's parade pics.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 30, 2016 04:55 PM (gTQoY)

235 Apricot grilled cheese sandwiches.

Yum yum yum.

Daughter got me a cookbook for Christmas, "A Taste of Cowboy" and the recipe is on p. 122.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 30, 2016 04:55 PM (U6f54)

236
221 alex hah, that one I missed, but I did get the really heavy guy in a diaper? or am I misremembering and perhaps it's not quite porn if he isn't actualy doing it.
but it sure felt like I was a peeping tom
Posted by: willow at December 30, 2016 04:51 PM (R7cwD)

That was the adult "baby" who was scamming SS disability because he wouldn't work ('cause "baby") and yet he was selling advice about how to be an adult baby. He had a female accomplice who assisted his scam.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2016 04:55 PM (jtqoO)

237 Who is Ron Jeremy? A former porn star?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (tOcW/)

Yes. He is legendary and not for his looks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

238 Ron Jeremy kept waiting for them to greenlight the Super Mario Bros. sequel, but it never happened.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (kumBu)

239 Well, to paraphrase you, the only time the Horde does not discuss porn is in threads about porn.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (mf5HN)

then it turns to guns and dinner

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (R7cwD)

240 The fake hate crime thing frustrates me mostly because of the way the truth is not covered. They blanket the nation with breathlessly repeated reports on the accusations, then mention the retraction with a begrudging mumble.

There's a story there, too, and its juicy: why did they lie? What should we do about liars? How many stories we hear are lies? Why do they get so much coverage? How can we do better? But all that takes work and none of it feeds the narrative.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (39g3+)

241 Who is Ron Jeremy? A former porn star?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (tOcW/)

DO.

NOT.

GOOGLE.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 30, 2016 04:57 PM (6QnGR)

242 237 Who is Ron Jeremy? A former porn star?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (tOcW/)

Yes. He is legendary and not for his looks.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

Wasn't there a guy in Gitmo who looked exactly like Jeremy? And is it his back hair that makes the guy famous?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 30, 2016 04:57 PM (hJrjt)

243 Megyn Kelly is indeed attractive.

She is not a porn star but nothing some plastic surgery, a tattoo artist, and a couple of months of meth couldn't fix though.

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2016 04:57 PM (mo6FR)

244 Ron Jeremy was a high school teacher before he we went into porn

Why do I know this?

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2016 04:57 PM (tKLPK)

245 Ron Jeremy appeared in porn back in the '70s. He's still sort of a fellow traveler in porn circles.

Posted by: mnw at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (7qyhD)

246 Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (mf5HN)

I didn't think I said that's the only time posters don't discuss porn but it is an absorbing interest. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (tOcW/)

247 The very short story about Ron is he would have sex with himself.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (5sOEp)

248 That was Kalid Sheik Mohammed or however you spell his name. I think I remember Jay Leno putting a picture of him next to Ron Jeremy. It was uncanny.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (DW+jj)

249 238 Ron Jeremy kept waiting for them to greenlight the Super Mario Bros. sequel, but it never happened.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 30, 2016 04:56 PM (kumBu)

Heh. He would be an improvement.

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (7qAYi)

250 And there's always Zombie's parade pics.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 30, 2016 04:55 PM (gTQoY)

Not to mention that bizarre pic he's been linking to in his signature lately.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (6QnGR)

251 I hesitate to ruin a good discussion about porn with NOOD, but it must be done.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (KbgjX)

252 then it turns to guns and dinner

Then boobs, crossbows, Charlotte McKinney, and the War of Southern Folly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (mgbwf)

253 241: don't google hedge hog either.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (KP5rU)

254 Ron Jeremy is a friend of mine. Always ready with the wisecracks.

Posted by: Dick Rambone at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (JO9+V)

255
Wasn't there a guy in Gitmo who looked exactly like Jeremy? And is it his back hair that makes the guy famous?

Khalidi, one of the Waterboard Trio members.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2016 04:59 PM (jtqoO)

256 I'm ready to get out of here

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 04:59 PM (5sOEp)

257 "the key to success is sincerity. Once you're able to fake that, you've got it made."

-
Hillz 2020 strategy: fake sincerity better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 30, 2016 04:59 PM (Nwg0u)

258 >>The very short story about Ron is he would have sex with himself.

Posted by: Skip

Not really a "short" story though.

Posted by: Aviator at December 30, 2016 04:59 PM (/Nite)

259 The very short story about Ron is he would have sex with himself.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (5sOEp)

How is that different than most of the morons here?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 30, 2016 04:59 PM (6QnGR)

260 201 Speaking of porn star looks, there were some before and after makeup pictures of a bunch of them that made the rounds a while back. The DM had 'em (of course).

You wouldn't believe the transformation. Makeup artists, indeed.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 04:48 PM (DW

To be fair, this is the same for women who spend their working hours under hot lights, in make up, travelling all the time, and working long hours.

That life wether a high fashion model to a porn star destroys a woman's skin. You spend several days in a row scrubbing your skin down to the 3rd layer, it looks bad.

But starting in the 1990's Vivid starting putting out women that were as hot and in shape as Playboy models. There are drop dead models that do porn. And some need all the makeup in the world

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 04:59 PM (HJEuH)

261 247 The very short story about Ron is he would have sex with himself.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2016 04:58 PM (5sOEp)

++++

To paraphrase the old dog joke:

Why does Ron Jeremy lick himself?
Because he can.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2016 05:00 PM (R+30W)

262 Ginger Lynn is the hottest porn star ever. About this there can be no argument.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2016 05:00 PM (kTF2Z)

263 been one story about TFG making at least one hole-in-one.

Even Kim Jong-Un wouldn't believe that.

Posted by: DaveA at December 30, 2016 05:01 PM (8J/Te)

264 There once was a Ron Jeremy from Nantucket

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2016 05:02 PM (tKLPK)

265 Nood gun thread

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2016 05:03 PM (O7kBk)

266 Sure as Barry Soetero was born overseas, the biggest fake story was that the entire Western economy was saved by Obama and is not teetering on the edge of oblivion but actually going great guns. Next year, if there is a major monetary collapse it will all somehow be Trump's fault of course. A three-parter fake story because from now on Trump will be known in all progressive TV, movies and eventually textbooks as the President who was put into office by Russia. Illegally. You know, like Boosh really lost to ManBearPig.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 30, 2016 05:03 PM (9+rn+)

267 There definitely ARE some cerebral, articulate former porn personalities: Sharon Mitchell is one. Suze Randall also.

Posted by: mnw at December 30, 2016 05:03 PM (7qyhD)

268 It's a giant squirrel. From outer space.

Current Galactic Civilizations III game
The Giant Space Squirrels (Snathi) have been conquered by the Kzin.

Posted by: DaveA at December 30, 2016 05:05 PM (8J/Te)

269 229 MeAgain is a good looking woman, no question. But compared to say, Chasey Lain ca. 2000? Not even on the same continent.
Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2016 04:54 PM (7qAYi)

I know right?!?! Talk about a cautionary tale of what a drug addiction will do to you.

Can you imagine Chasey Lain younger growing up now in the biz where the top talent stays away from drugs, healthy diet, and stays in the gym?

Same with Janine. She would be worth 8 figures if she had trademarked her tongue licking her lips that every woman copied after that.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 05:06 PM (HJEuH)

270 262

Oh, au contraire!

Annette Haven, unquestionably. I'd also say Camille Crimson, although reasonable men may disagree about her... but NOT about Ms. Haven, they can't.

Posted by: mnw at December 30, 2016 05:08 PM (7qyhD)

271 Julia Ann has aged well, for one. She's still at it, and I think she's hotter now than she was back in the '90s.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 05:10 PM (DW+jj)

272 Hillary's been sent to hospital according to RT.

Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at December 30, 2016 05:27 PM (jxw6R)

273 271 Julia Ann has aged well, for one. She's still at it, and I think she's hotter now than she was back in the '90s.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 30, 2016 05:10 PM (DW

She has aged well by anybody's standards. He is legitimately gorgeous.

Posted by: Pepe at December 30, 2016 06:07 PM (HJEuH)

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