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EMT 12/24/16

Last shopping day before Christmas.

We are done, but I fear what little girl is going to get most of on her second Christmas is unrealistic expectations for all the following ones. We really over-did it. Add in the gifts from friends and family, and there's no room under the tree for me or the wife.

Posted by: krakatoa at 05:45 AM




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1 Mornin'

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 24, 2016 05:43 AM (Pm9lF)

2 Ugh - morning horde!

Coffee, cigarette and THEN I can start to bake

Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2016 05:43 AM (tr2D7)

3 I done shot my wad on giftgiving this year. Except of course, Good will to all!

Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2016 05:44 AM (zLDYs)

4 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, December 24, 2016, Christmas Eve and my 35th wedding anniversary. On this day in 1943 General Dwight D. Eisenhower was named Supreme Allied Commander for the upcoming Invasion of Normandy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:46 AM (mpXpK)

5 Things are warming up between Putin and Trump. Lets see how things go. I don't expect Putin to try and pull Trump's shorts up over his head the way he has done the Choom every other day. He had this to say about the Dems and he had this to say about the Dems and Clinton.


Russian President Vladimir Putin followed up a warm letter to Donald Trump with a more terse message for U.S. Democrats Friday: Don't blame me for your November drubbing.


I like that. . . "drubbing".


http://fxn.ws/2iakVPi

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:46 AM (mpXpK)

6 Obama has been abusing the hell out of local police departments using a BS lawfare strategy to interfere with local police who are really arresting criminals, most of who turn about to be black. Obama considers this to be racism and like all racist blacks considers blacks being arrested more as a problem caused by whites. (the same way he considers school troublemakers). Well that shit is about to come to an end.


For the last eight years, the Justice Department has sought to reform police practices considered discriminatory by any means necessary, something that has frequently involved the use of a statutory weapon that is little known by the public and even less well understood.


The DOJ"s so-called "consent decree" was established in the aftermath of the Los Angeles Rodney King riots, and it allows the department's Civil Rights Division to sue local police forces that have been found to have "a pattern and practice: of violating people"s rights or the use of excessive force.



And we all know that the Rodney King DOJ abuse was pure BS. He was guilty as hell and what the feds did was a travesty of justice and RINO Bush - 1 was responsible. And the Choom has taken this BS and applied it locally across the board when he has zero authority under the Constitution to interfere with local police. And not only that, but he, the MFM, and the arch criminal Holder have been the chief instigators of riots in the major cities for the last 8 years. I want to see Holder prosecuted.


http://fxn.ws/2i4iTTL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:47 AM (mpXpK)

7 And now we start hearing more from the military. The AF says the cabin is bare and they are hurting. 8 years of Obama robbing budgets he didn't like for his illegal programs has hurt the military.


http://fxn.ws/2hl9yqQ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:48 AM (mpXpK)

8
Fox says Trump was right to try to stop the Choom from tying his hands on Israel and even goes so far as to say he was actually responsible for this behind the scenes stab in the back. But they are both right and wrong. They are right that Trump should have tried to stop it and they are wrong that Trump's hands are tied. This BS UN ruling IS meaningless and good for nothing but PR and Trump can remove that with a simple declaration that is was the act of a departing muzzie asshole we are glad to be shed of. It will not be adhered to by his administration.


http://fxn.ws/2hAlf9d

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:48 AM (mpXpK)

9 While Obama is getting rid of ways to track terrorists in the US they are running rampant across the country.


http://bit.ly/2hAPQn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:48 AM (mpXpK)

10 Rockette management says the protesting scrunt is lying. She volunteered to perform at inaugural.


http://bit.ly/2hSBxgx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:48 AM (mpXpK)

11 Trump on the UN:


Long needed to be said, and not just as regards Israeli. The anti-American UN needs to be reined in or defunded.



I hope he goes further, the US out of UN, and the UN out of the US.


http://bit.ly/2hSI62V

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

12 Right Vic - I'd venture NOTHING was lost in translation.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2016 05:49 AM (tr2D7)

13
Phony bastard lights menorah after stabbing Israel in the back. Dems must not lose that NY Joo vote.


http://bit.ly/2i1XgRr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

14 Trump needs to tell the Choom's regulator people to be prepared to reverse this illegal and unconstitutional denial of the elderly's 2nd amendment rights. All done with his pen and phone.


http://bit.ly/2hS7xSj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

15

Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1qd89lF


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

16 No sleep for Pablo. We got a puppy a week ago, and now I'm getting to experience what it's like to have an infant. Except the infant would be peeing in a diaper, and not all over the carpet.

Merry Christmas, Horde!

Posted by: PabloD at December 24, 2016 05:52 AM (sZQdE)

17 That poor family on Fox this morning that lost the Mom in the airport terrorist attack in Brussels. Ugh

Posted by: F.N.G. at December 24, 2016 05:54 AM (kiSdp)

18 Good Morning Everyone.

Merry Christmas and a Blessed Year!

A fraylichen Chanukah fur J.J, CBD, und NGU!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 24, 2016 05:55 AM (d76uN)

19

DAY 1,510

0 to go (26 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, manhandled mishes, Milwaukee mayhem, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, malicious mosquitos, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:01 AM (mbhDw)

20 Thanks, Tim.

A very merry and blessed Christmas to all of you, and a year filled with happiness, prosperity, peace and the good health to revel in it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:02 AM (mbhDw)

21 God jul!

Posted by: Thursby at December 24, 2016 06:02 AM (1wofY)

22 13
Phony bastard lights menorah after stabbing Israel in the back. Dems must not lose that NY Joo vote.


http://bit.ly/2i1XgRr
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:49 AM (mpXpK)


Considering the complete absence of "yiddishkeit" along with sanity, common sense and real education, that vote will never be lost.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:03 AM (mbhDw)

23
But to Vic's point at 13, the abandonment of Israel is a real issue with the millions of Christians, especially Evangelicals, who do vote, and less so with JBBs (Jews by birth).

What a sad thing to have to say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:05 AM (mbhDw)

24 Looks like today will be a miserable day for me. Just getting over a week of miserable cold and was looking forward to a little rocking chair Santa today. But at the last minute last night wifey informed me that we would be going over to MIL's this afternoon for "Hors d'oeuvres" and chat, There will be me, wife, MIL, and a woman from their bridge club. So I will be sitting there listening to a gab fest between three women with me the only male present. I am seriously thinking about telling wifey I think I will bow out.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

25 Morning all- Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to all. Vic, Happy Anniversary to you both and many more.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2016 06:07 AM (xvvpA)

26 Good Morning.
A little snow to shovel before the family arrives tomorrow. We celebrate the SIL birthday today.

I saw the Rockettes on the background news at a friends house yesterday, with the sound off. I think the main reason it got any airplay is the news people could show clips of the Rockettes. Since it was ABC, I would guess they were not explaining how it was all volunteer for the Inaugural.


Posted by: Bruce at December 24, 2016 06:07 AM (8ikIW)

27 And further to that, thank G-d Almighty for Evangelical Christians and all gentiles of good will, reason and sanity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:07 AM (mbhDw)

28 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:05 AM (mbhDw)

Why are so many Jews secular? My wife's 403b guy is Jewish and I haven't talked to him in years, he is such an Obot.

Posted by: F.N.G. at December 24, 2016 06:08 AM (kiSdp)

29 We are done, but I fear what little girl is going to get most of on her second Christmas is unrealistic expectations for all the following ones. We really over-did it. Add in the gifts from friends and family, and there's no room under the tree for me or the wife.
Posted by: krakatoa at 05:45 AM

That sounds about right. How I miss having little ones at Christmas! Enjoy it!!

Posted by: Gem at December 24, 2016 06:08 AM (uaHyk)

30 24 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

Tell them you'd feel terrible if they caught your bug.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:08 AM (mbhDw)

31 28 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:05 AM (mbhDw)

Why are so many Jews secular? My wife's 403b guy is Jewish and I haven't talked to him in years, he is such an Obot.
Posted by: F.N.G. at December 24, 2016 06:08 AM (kiSdp)


It is a very long and complicated story. A good place to start would be Norman Podhoretz's book "Why Are Jews Liberal?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:09 AM (mbhDw)

32 I am seriously thinking about telling wifey I think I will bow out.


Posted by: Vic

Ohhh. I feel your pain Vic. The wife has got a few groups like this also. We go out to dinner with them, and I sit there with nothing to say.

Posted by: Bruce at December 24, 2016 06:09 AM (8ikIW)

33 Today is December 24, 2016 in the year of Our Lord. 5777 in the year of Our G-D. Today is also Saturday.
Today is also another day that hillary rotten clinton will not be President of the United States.

Thank You Santa!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 24, 2016 06:10 AM (d76uN)

34 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, December 24, 2016, Christmas Eve and my 35th wedding anniversary.

Happy anniversary to you and Wifey, Vic! 35 years - awesome.

Posted by: Gem at December 24, 2016 06:10 AM (uaHyk)

35 22 Considering the complete absence of "yiddishkeit"
along with sanity, common sense and real education, that vote will never
be lost.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:03 AM (mbhDw)

I don't know what "yiddishkeit" is but what I see is the typical Democrat handwave at pretending to be friends of the jewish people while behind their backs laughing at them and stabbing them in the back.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

36
Interesting parallel between Hanukkah and SCOAMF. The oil for the Eternal Light lasted for 8 days when there was barely enough for 1, and we have survived 8 years by the skin of our teeth.

Miracles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:12 AM (mbhDw)

37 "yiddishkeit"

Would probably translate to "Yiddishness" A non practicing Jew would not have any "yiddishkeit"

My Yiddisch translation abilities are not to be trusted though.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 24, 2016 06:14 AM (d76uN)

38 35 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK)


"Yiddishkeit" means Jewishness, but it's a much richer definition than that. Essentially a love of one's faith and living one's life in a righteous manner in the best traditions of Judaism.

That said, look at scum like Chuck Schumer, Noam Chomsky and others and you'll see what I mean.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:15 AM (mbhDw)

39
Happy Anniversary, Vic!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:16 AM (mbhDw)

40 2 Ugh - morning horde!

Coffee, cigarette and THEN I can start to bake
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2016 05:43 AM (tr2D7)


GAINZZ!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:17 AM (mbhDw)

41 Happy Hannukah, and Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!

And Pablo, what kind of puppy?

Posted by: Gem at December 24, 2016 06:19 AM (uaHyk)

42 "Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, December 24, 2016, Christmas Eve and my 35th wedding anniversary."

Oh my yes. Happy Anniversary Vic. A Christmas Eve Wedding. I can't think of anything better to do for a Lady.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 24, 2016 06:19 AM (d76uN)

43 If it was only "abandonment" of Israel that would be one thing, but not only has OChoom abandoned Israel as an ally, but he has attacked them and undermined them continually since he took office. He hates them. And he hates Great Britain and all of out traditional allies as well. And I truly think he has always hated the US. And that was displayed when that buffalo he is married to made her infamous statement about how she had never been proud of the US.


I just wish when those two walking vomitoriums leave the WH they would exit the country and move to Africa or Indonesia. Then maybe we would not have to stomach their ugly faces on TV or hear their putrid gabbling again.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:20 AM (mpXpK)

44 Interesting parallel between Hanukkah and SCOAMF. The oil for the Eternal Light lasted for 8 days when there was barely enough for 1, and we have survived 8 years by the skin of our teeth.

Miracles.

Thanks be to God for His infinite mercies.

Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 06:23 AM (Z56vq)

45 38 That said, look at scum like Chuck Schumer, Noam Chomsky and others and you'll see what I mean.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:15 AM (mbhDw)

Typical NE Democrats. They actually hate religion. Those Joel C. Rosenberg books at a lot of those kinds of Jews in them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:23 AM (mpXpK)

46 43 I just wish when those two walking vomitoriums leave the WH they would exit the country and move to Africa or Indonesia. Then maybe we would not have to stomach their ugly faces on TV or hear their putrid gabbling again.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:20 AM (mpXpK)


I would have at least a modicum of respect for them, to the extent I ever could, if they and all those who hate this country left for other shores. That would show principle. That's not their mission; it is to destroy us and be our eternal overlords.

Aside from that, they know what a shit hole virtually every other place on the planet is, the fucking hypocrites.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:25 AM (mbhDw)

47 J.J. Christians need a word like that. I'm thinking specifically about the so called Catholics like the Kennedy clan, Pelosi, the ones that pretend to be of the Christian faith and live their lives in evil.

Posted by: Abby at December 24, 2016 06:25 AM (HBU7W)

48 Thanks all for the well wiches. But I think I just made my decision. I finished by glass of OJ and now I think I am going to refill it with bourbon. Happy 35th to me and maybe wifey will not get too mad.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:26 AM (mpXpK)

49 Happy anniversary to Vic and his Mrs. And how clever to have an anniversary date that is so easy to remember!

Posted by: JTB at December 24, 2016 06:26 AM (V+03K)

50 Little girls are made to be spoiled by Dads.

Jump on, Dad.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 24, 2016 06:26 AM (rJOC2)

51 A very Happy Christmas Eve to all, and a Happy Hannukah to all Moron personnel of the Hebrew persuasion.

Especially our Jewish friends across the pond who just got the bird from SCOAMF. What an asshole.

Also, while we're on the subject of teh Joos, the posting of a really good latke recipe would not be frowned upon. Mine are pretty good, but if you've got grandma's notes lying around, I'm always willing to learn. I make 'em every Christmas Eve! Which is either heresy or the fact that everybody loves 'em a good tater pancake.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 24, 2016 06:27 AM (EUMr7)

52 I don't think it's such a bad thing for the JEF to stick around, an ever present reminder of the dark days.

When people start having good times, they easily forget the bad.

Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 06:27 AM (Z56vq)

53
Any updates on Carrie Fisher?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:27 AM (mbhDw)

54 >>>
Interesting parallel between Hanukkah and SCOAMF. The oil for the
Eternal Light lasted for 8 days when there was barely enough for 1, and
we have survived 8 years by the skin of our teeth.

The lights stayed on. Barely.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 24, 2016 06:28 AM (EUMr7)

55 Happy Anniversary, Vic!

Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 06:28 AM (Z56vq)

56 Merry Christmas Everyone! I'm sure most of the horde has seen the Carl Paladino quote by now. I think I'm in love. And I love that he's totally unapologetic. And I also love how outraged everyone in the media is by what he said.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at December 24, 2016 06:29 AM (FSETn)

57 RE - "Yiddishkeit"

Met up last night with an old HS classmate. His parents were both survivors of the camps. Every year throughout my entire school career, they would come and speak to the class body about their experiences.

Even as ignorant, know it all teens, we felt the power of their spirits. Mrs. continues to share the truth.

http://tinyurl.com/h3chczo

Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2016 06:29 AM (tr2D7)

58 Paladino 2024

Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 06:29 AM (Z56vq)

59 >>>And how clever to have an anniversary date that is so easy to remember!

I usually remember mine when the Church bulletin is emailed. It has "Upcoming Celebrations" for the following week in it...

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 24, 2016 06:29 AM (EUMr7)

60 I married Mr H on the ex's birthday. Turned a negative into a positive in more ways than one.

Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 06:31 AM (Z56vq)

61 I guess there are no provisions for getting rid of the lame duck...No one could conceive of a president that so hated this country that his last acts were to see how much damage he could cause and discord he could sow before sauntering away.

Posted by: Gem at December 24, 2016 06:31 AM (uaHyk)

62 32 years Vic.

And the ink is still wet.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 24, 2016 06:31 AM (rJOC2)

63 61 I guess there are no provisions for getting rid of the lame duck...No one could conceive of a president that so hated this country that his last acts were to see how much damage he could cause and discord he could sow before sauntering away.

More like a Flounce.

Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 06:31 AM (Z56vq)

64 47
J.J. Christians need a word like that. I'm thinking specifically about
the so called Catholics like the Kennedy clan, Pelosi, the ones that
pretend to be of the Christian faith and live their lives in evil.

Posted by: Abby at December 24, 2016 06:25 AM (HBU7W)

Well Catholic Hater Dam Brown's Cardinal had a term for them didn't he; "Cafeteria Catholics".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:33 AM (mpXpK)

65 Jews in the US always vote strongly Democrat. They went 79% for Gore, 74% for Kerry, 78 and 69% for TFG, and 71% for Clinton. (#s courtesy of Pew)

Why, it's almost as if as a group they value Tribe Liberal a lot more than Tribe Israel. Sad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 24, 2016 06:34 AM (oZEJt)

66 'We are done, but I fear what little girl is going to get most of on her second Christmas is unrealistic expectations for all the following ones. '


Well she won't remember her second Christmas much if at all. We went thru the same thing Krak and every year the Mrs says "We are going to keep it simple this year". Yea right. What the heck they are only little once and there will be lots of toys for her (and you) to play with.

Posted by: freaked at December 24, 2016 06:34 AM (BO/km)

67 Happy Anniversary Vic!!
Many Blessed Returns!!

Passed out the presents to "the three families that treat me like family" this week. They all got a book on astronomy by Dr Jasom Lisle.
Full of pretty pictures and, more importantly, information they leave out at our institutions of higher indoctrination.

Posted by: teej at December 24, 2016 06:35 AM (gJ3Vg)

68 49
Happy anniversary to Vic and his Mrs. And how clever to have an anniversary date that is so easy to remember!

Posted by: JTB at December 24, 2016 06:26 AM (V+03K)

There is a story behind that wedding date. I was actually working graveyard shift the night we got married. And we had planned to drive down to GA and see my parents at Christmas after my last nightshirt.

They were not too happy about us buying a house and living together before we got married. So I popped the question on the 23rd and we got a license, then got married on the 24th just before I went in to work.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

69 That's it."Cafeteria Catholics". That's what my mother called them, pick and choose what you will believe in. Why even bother.

Posted by: Abby at December 24, 2016 06:37 AM (HBU7W)

70 Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden are Hypocrites, not Catholics.

Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 06:37 AM (Z56vq)

71 57 Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2016 06:29 AM (tr2D7)

Thank you for sharing that. And G-d bless your friends parents.

For some reason I am reminded of a film from the late 80s called "The Quarrel" which offers a very interesting perspective on the concept of G-d, and the presence or lack thereof of one. It's quite good.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105200/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_110

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:38 AM (mbhDw)

72 Congratulations to you and your wife for 35 years Vic. Yall got married on Christmas Eve? I bet you had some really Merry Christmases.

Posted by: freaked at December 24, 2016 06:38 AM (BO/km)

73 52 When people start having good times, they easily forget the bad.





Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 06:27 AM (Z56vq)

Bu8t you never forget a real screaming asshole. I can remember every one I ever met from over 50 years ago.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:38 AM (mpXpK)

74 58 Paladino 2024
Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 06:29 AM (Z56vq)


Paladino ran for governor here in New York and staidly, Andrew "HUD" Cuomo beat him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:39 AM (mbhDw)

75 Time to turn on the oven. We are spending today with MIL and SIL and BIL. I'm bringing two casseroles to the feast, green bean and hashbrown.

Time to Festivus!

Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 06:39 AM (Z56vq)

76 53


Any updates on Carrie Fisher?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:27 AM (mbhDw)

The news bites said she was stable down but still in serious? condition. That type of heart attack she had yesterday is usually fatal.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:40 AM (mpXpK)

77 >>>there's no room under the tree for me or the wife

Is getting under the tree something you and your wife traditionally do?

Kidding! Merry Christmas.

Posted by: m at December 24, 2016 06:40 AM (3jGss)

78
"Staidly???" Sadly!

Ugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:41 AM (mbhDw)

79 Good morning horde and Merry Christmas to most and Happy Chanukah to some.

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2016 06:41 AM (5sOEp)

80 48 Thanks all for the well wiches. But I think I just made my decision. I finished by glass of OJ and now I think I am going to refill it with bourbon. Happy 35th to me and maybe wifey will not get too mad.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:26 AM (mpXpK)

Go easy on the bourbon; leave some in case the neighbors need it...

Happy Anniversary to Mr & Mrs Vic! Here's to the next 35!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 24, 2016 06:41 AM (oQQwD)

81 Happy anniversary Vic.

Posted by: Catwrangler at December 24, 2016 06:41 AM (9mbND)

82 Congratulations Vic on 35 years with the Mrs.

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2016 06:43 AM (5sOEp)

83 68 ... Now that's a great story, Vic. And you could even use it to kid your folks when you got to their house.

BTW, It's funny how nightshiFt came out as nightshiRt in your comment. One of the benefits (the only one) of autocorrect is being able to blame my many typos on it.

Posted by: JTB at December 24, 2016 06:43 AM (V+03K)

84 A little Christmas music from the Canadian Brass

http://tinyurl.com/guvucsk

Angel Choir and the Trumpeter.

Posted by: Bruce at December 24, 2016 06:44 AM (8ikIW)

85 >>> I finished by glass of OJ and now I think I am going to refill it with bourbon

Man, I can't wait til the kids are out of the house and I can retire......

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 24, 2016 06:44 AM (EUMr7)

86
Want to throw up, like I just did? Go over to Drudge and look at the photo of SCOAMF in the upper left corner.

Absolutely vile scumbag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:46 AM (mbhDw)

87 80 Go easy on the bourbon; leave some in case the neighbors need it...



Happy Anniversary to Mr Mrs Vic! Here's to the next 35!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 24, 2016 06:41 AM (oQQwD)

Well today is Sat and I am sure that liquor store down the street will be open today. So those two alchies next door can hit the road for a change.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

88 I am going for the more conventional coffee with a touch of cream as soon as I can get up to make it.

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2016 06:47 AM (5sOEp)

89 >>>Want to throw up, like I just did? Go over to Drudge and look at the photo of SCOAMF in the upper left corner.


Man, I wish God had gone all "Raiders of the Lost Ark" about then.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 24, 2016 06:48 AM (EUMr7)

90 83
68 ... Now that's a great story, Vic. And you could even use it to kid your folks when you got to their house.



BTW, It's funny how nightshiFt came out as nightshiRt in your
comment. One of the benefits (the only one) of autocorrect is being able
to blame my many typos on it.

Posted by: JTB at December 24, 2016 06:43 AM (V+03K)

Well can't kid them too much now. And I am glad that we made them happy by making it official. Their both gone now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

91 86


Want to throw up, like I just did? Go over to Drudge and look at the photo of SCOAMF in the upper left corner.



Absolutely vile scumbag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2016 06:46 AM (mbhDw)

Yeah I saw that. Just more phony BS for the bigest lying asshole in the US.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

92 @76

If the news accounts are accurate, she stopped breathing
for 10-15 minutes, more than enough time to produce brain death.

It doesn't look good.

Prayers for Carrie.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 24, 2016 06:50 AM (Tv/za)

93 Absolutely vile scumbag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Probably wiping his hands on the wall

Posted by: Bruce at December 24, 2016 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

94 So apparently there is some unknown tribe in the Amazon that Nat Geo won't quit harassing. Man I hope my sister doesn't give me another year's subscription to that rag. All of last years editions are still in their mailing bags. I might just box them up and send them back for a refund.

Posted by: freaked at December 24, 2016 06:52 AM (BO/km)

95 I hope everyone saw that link where Obama as one of his fleeing assholy stabs is issuing a new regulation that prevents elderly people on SS from buying and owning guns. Clearly unconstitutional.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:54 AM (mpXpK)

96 The thing about the SCOAMF is that he's never hid his hatred for America and for Israel, specifically Netanyahu.

It's all been right out there all the time.

The GOP has lacked the spine to directly attack him over it.

I bet Trump would have kicked his ass in 2012.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 24, 2016 06:55 AM (Tv/za)

97 For the inauguration (I expect this has been mentioned and I've just missed it): the Russian Police Choir/Russian Army Band/Russian Military Academic Ensemble/Ministry of Internal Affairs Choir, esp. "Get Lucky"--which they performed at the 2014 Olympics:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l8485n7

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lp6seb3

Posted by: m at December 24, 2016 06:55 AM (3jGss)

98 You have to give up your guns when you turn 62 Ma.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:55 AM (mpXpK)

99 Two consecutive days off -- Christmas Eve AND Christmas Day, no less. No shopping, no cooking, no travel, no social obligations, no religious duties, no family visits, no symptoms to be subdued or aches to be NSAIDed, no snow to be shoveled. I'm not even hungry.

But my eyes pop open 40 minutes before sunrise and there's no hope of falling back asleep for me. And judging by the depth of the snoring in the next room, my sweetie won't be stirring for another four hours.

Good morning, horde.

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at December 24, 2016 06:56 AM (UfqKz)

100 Vic! Congratulations on 35 years of wedded bliss!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 24, 2016 06:58 AM (GUqTq)

101 I am going to bow out for a while. Wifey is asleep in chair next to me and I am expecting my normal SAT morning call from little brother. So will move to rocking chair with my tumbler and get ready for that. BBL.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

102 95; vic, i did not see that. wtf? happy anniversary vic. merry christmas and happy chanuka everybody. today and tomorrow are tfg free days for me. will be hanging out with the family and doggehs. much more fulfilling.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 24, 2016 07:02 AM (KP5rU)

103 High today of 71 in Middle Georgia. Guess I'm spending Christmas Eve in short sleeves and sandals.

I love living in the South.

Posted by: ALH at December 24, 2016 07:07 AM (Z56vq)

104 got two feet of snow at the end of my driveway this morning thanks to the plow jockey. so, i got that going for me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 24, 2016 07:11 AM (KP5rU)

105 Vic! Congratulations to you and your lady love!

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 24, 2016 07:11 AM (vjGbE)

106 >>> got two feet of snow at the end of my driveway this morning thanks to the plow jockey. so, i got that going for me.

Exercise is good for your health.

Posted by: fluffy at December 24, 2016 07:12 AM (jw2Xw)

107 106: yes it is fluffy. i must be the healthiest one in the house.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 24, 2016 07:14 AM (KP5rU)

108 krakatoa
Merry Christmas to you and your family

Dont be too disappointed if she still likes the boxes and the bows

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 24, 2016 07:16 AM (voOPb)

109 I have to shovel a 100 ft driveway thats why I hate snow and when they plow in a finished shoveled driveway that just adds insult to injury.
Luckily just rain this morning.

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2016 07:17 AM (5sOEp)

110 I've gotta run downtown today and get a tray of meats and cheeses for this evening, and then over to the cigar shop and the liquor store. Just gonna be me, the Grumpy Grandma and the tiny pups this year.

But, the oldest boy PCS'd from Okinawa yesterday and will be spending Christmas with the in-laws and his new wife, the Lil Puddin Head Baby is back ashore to spend Christmas with her husband before her next deployment, and the other two kids are spending their Christmas at home with their livin in sin significant others. At least there's Skype.

Merry Christmas everybody and God's grace be upon you all!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 24, 2016 07:18 AM (GUqTq)

111 61 I guess there are no provisions for getting rid of the lame duck...No one could conceive of a president that so hated this country that his last acts were to see how much damage he could cause and discord he could sow before sauntering away.
_______________________

The Founders probably didn't imagine that the American public would ever be so craven and stupid that they would actually elect as their president a loathsome America-hating POS like the Kenyan commie's spawn Obama.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 24, 2016 07:20 AM (riF5p)

112 Everything the traitorous bastard has done the last 8 years needs to be rolled back by President Trump.

Everything. Anyone who voted for the lying, dog eating scum also bear some blame for being duped into "hope and change". People are really that stupid. These are the same idiots you see playing 3-card monte with street hustlers thinking they gonna be winning "sumthing big- find da lady!".

Trump ain't no 3 card monte dealer.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 24, 2016 07:25 AM (ZK4rU)

113 111: thinking positive thoughts this weekend. no hillary, no rockettes, he who shall not be named soon to be gone. things are looking up. i'm pretty sure trump can come up with a pen and a phone to undo tfgs' goodbye gifts to us.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 24, 2016 07:27 AM (KP5rU)

114 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2016 07:27 AM (KCxzN)

115 5,000 Fingers of Dr, T on ThisTV.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 24, 2016 07:30 AM (PjWy4)

116 Happy anniversary Vic & thanks for all you do - reading the proper noos makes my first cup of coffee all the more enjoyable.

Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah to the rest of the horde... and sure, i'll say it today:

Hillary Clinton will never be president! God bless us every one.

Posted by: nuke it from orbit at December 24, 2016 07:33 AM (559UZ)

117 Merry Christmas Chicago, 3 dead, 17 shot.......Lead presents for the children of Chicago.

Posted by: Colin at December 24, 2016 07:36 AM (ogUTd)

118 Howdy Horde.

Safe travels to those driving to get-togethers today.

Posted by: SD at December 24, 2016 07:37 AM (fiGNd)

119 Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all of those in the Horde who celebrate this time of year. Happy Anniversary to Vic and Mrs. Vic, as well.

And on that happy note, I simply can't believe the Dog-Eating Crackhead's move (or lack thereof) regarding Israel. And his audacity of lighting the Menorah. And the throngs of American Jews who will continue to deify this complete sorry excuse turd of a man.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 24, 2016 07:45 AM (+FSld)

120 Rainy along the banks of the Olentangy. Dreary but warm hearts & glad tidings make the holiday special. Enjoy 'rons & let's hope for a sane, safe 2017! Heralded by Trumpettes!

Posted by: Buckeye Stew at December 24, 2016 07:45 AM (+kwUl)

121 Oh, corgis...

Posted by: fly gal at December 24, 2016 07:47 AM (9zIlS)

122 Good morning and Merry Christmas to all.


Most of our Christmas activities are over. We had five of our six kids and 8 of our grandchildren at the house the last two days. Whew! Chaos.

Four couples, each with two kids, four boys and four girls. Ages from 2 to 13. Four distinctly different parenting styles. Yikes! I had to bite my tongue a time or two. Anyway.

It was fun?!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 24, 2016 07:48 AM (wPiJc)

123 Great. Willowed right from the jump.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 24, 2016 07:48 AM (wPiJc)

124 Happy 35th Anniversary to Vic and his beautiful bride.
Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah.

Hillary! Clinton will never be president.

God bless us, every one!!

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deploribus Unum at December 24, 2016 07:50 AM (Ftuf+)

125 Mr. Black and I ventured yesterday evening into the wasteland known as Wal-Mart. How I hate that place. But aside from that, I found it interesting that I saw a group of about 6 Arabic-speaking men of various ages come in. There was a "lead" man who was walking backwards while talking to them and pointing things out. I didn't get a nefarious feel to it. Just noting it because Spartanburg, SC (where I am) was one of the destinations for the Jug-Earred F**k's Syrian refugees. I have no doubt that's who I saw.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 24, 2016 07:50 AM (+FSld)

126 First cup of coffee with ham/cheese omelet and 2 toasts didn't cut it, so now 2nd cup with apple pie.

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2016 07:54 AM (5sOEp)

127 >>>First cup of coffee with ham/cheese omelet and 2 toasts didn't cut it, so now 2nd cup with apple pie.

You spelled "rum"wrong.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 24, 2016 07:59 AM (EUMr7)

128 I like that. . . "drubbing".


http://fxn.ws/2iakVPi

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 24, 2016 05:46 AM (mpXpK)

Much has been made of how the Dems are missing the opportunity to analyze why they got the nut sacks pruned from off their nether regions in this election. In the interest of true bipartisanship, let me offer a possible place to start the rectal exam:

It may be remotely possible that taking extraordinarily extreme positions on EVERY FUCKING THING may have harmed the leftist appeal. Imagine a Venn diagram with the entire population as a center circle and all of the extreme positions circles overlapping the center circle. Some of the extreme positions would be:

Support for gay militancy to the point of causing the closure of traditional business.

Support for the occupy movement

Support for partial birth abortion

Support for extreme responses to climate change

Support for open borders and unrestrained immigration

Support for protecting criminals

Support for ignoring laws

Support for Islam as a religion of peace

Support for a diminished status for the country in the world

Support for failed government programs that may be failures, but express leftist faux compassion (Obamacare)

Support for leftist corruption in government

This is a partial list. If you picture the Venn diagram, you can see that with all of the extreme positions taken, virtually ALL of the population has been alienated by at least some of the extreme positions that have been supported by the left over the last eight years.

Supporting multiple extreme positions doesn't strengthen ones position, it weakens it. Logically, the further from the center your entire position is, the further from most of the population you will wind up.

By the way: You're welcome, but I'm confident you will miss this message and for that, you have my gratitude.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at December 24, 2016 08:05 AM (Gh3fw)

129 Looks like 48 hours of Doctor Who on BBC America. Lots of Season 9, the new/old animated episodes,* many of the Christmas specials and an all-new Christmas special at 9pm Sunday (Eastern Time). There's one shot of Peter Capaldi on a distinctively New York City fire escape, and a masked superhero in the promos. No sign of Pearl Mackie as Bill, but Season 10 will air stateside sometime in 2017.

*A six-episode story from 1966, The Power of the Daleks, was lost when library videotapes were wiped in 1974. It's recreated here from the original audio tracks and new black-and-white animation. (Or are these the much-rumored color animations?)

Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at December 24, 2016 08:29 AM (UfqKz)

130 Merry Christmas to all. And may the Packers lay waste to the dreaded Vikings today.

Oh, and God Bless us Everyone.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 24, 2016 09:44 AM (lJW6d)

131 Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all the Horde, their kids and those of their kin they wish to include in blessings. Happy anniversary, Vic and Mrs. Vic. The US and Western Civilization got a wonderful gift this holiday season, hopefully the gift that will keep on giving: President Elect Donald Trump. Inauguration Day can't come soon enough. And Media Delenda Est.

Posted by: vivi at December 24, 2016 09:46 AM (11H2y)

132 Hey, Mr. Bean, I can relate to the list. Hhow about a wish list for Trump administration? I'll start:
-fire the whole rotten lot at the IRS.
-Executive Order: If federal malfeasants abuse or waste taxpayers and their dollars, it's garnished from their pensions until taxpayers are made whole.
-Review the records of every state attorney general and make appropriate "adjustments."
-overturn all SCOAMF's EO's.
-New rules for the White House press corps. Ban reporters from the Journolist or Wikleaks. Invite a reporter from one of the so-called flyover states to each press conference.
-Defund the UN.
-Defund sanctuary cities.
AIn't this fun?

Posted by: vivi at December 24, 2016 09:55 AM (11H2y)

133 So, Krakatoa, why do you and/or your wife want to fit under the Christmas Tree?

Posted by: Former Lurker at December 24, 2016 12:19 PM (3SR4v)

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