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Wednesday Night ONT DUMP!
I've been out of town for a couple of days (In-laws in town from Canada, we went to Colonial Williamsburg), so I don't have much time to write this. Last week I cleared out the browser tabs, tonight it's the pictures folder. Everytime I see something that might work for an ONT, on Twitter, Imgur, Tumblr or wherever, I save it to a folder. Well, that folder's full, so tonight I'm going to empty it. How does that strike everyone?
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mallfly who was turned down by Satan as too too... at December 21, 2016 10:19 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: mallfly who was turned down by Satan as too too... at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (3pGfC)
Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (D7dYu)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (pfa8g)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (tHwdc)
"Snow" by Loreena McKennit
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12825
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (IcT7t)
A purportedly "Christian" college, Samford University, has refused to recognize a chapter of Young Americans for Freedom (YAF). Why? Because YAF's founding document, the Sharon Statement, denounces communism. Obviously, on the modern college campus, this is #ThoughtCrime of the highest order.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12843
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (D7dYu)
Posted by: indifferent penguin in a tux at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 10:23 PM (TrV8o)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 21, 2016 10:23 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 10:25 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at December 21, 2016 10:26 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 10:26 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Often Heard In Texas at December 21, 2016 10:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hermann Goering at December 21, 2016 10:29 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Metallica at December 21, 2016 10:29 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2016 10:31 PM (EzgxV)
LBJ was a monster. The Democrats finally got their revenge for losing the Civil War.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:31 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Jeep CJ-5's everywhere at December 21, 2016 10:31 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2016 10:31 PM (vBeA5)
This was posted today by my FB friend, Dave Dix. Told him I'm sharing it here.
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Dave Dix
3 hrs
#UnpopularOpinions
1. Lunch should be eaten just after 11am
2. Shoes should have pockets
3. Portland is the capital of Oregon
4. Most non-fiction books should be articles, and most non-fiction articles should be tweets.
5. In general, smoke-filled rooms, backroom deals, and party machines produce better practical results than direct democracy
6. Anchovies and olives are wonderful to eat
7. Siracha is a terrible "hot" sauce.
8. Lincoln was one of our worst presidents
9. Huey Lewis and the News is radically underrated. Imma let you finish, but 'I Want a New Drug' has one of the best guitar solos of all time. Of all time! (The 4:46 version of the song, not the radio 3:32 version)
10. The Scottish Enlightenment is more important than the French Enlightenment
11. Wal-Mart deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for doing more than anyone else to eliminate poverty
12. The South isn't nearly as racist or backward as most people think, and places like New York and California are way more so than anybody cares to admit.
13. Self-styled progressives usually hold regressive positions.
14. People skills are underrated
15. Not only is the Electoral College a good thing, but senators should still be chosen by the state legislature, and the voting age should be 21
16. SRV played Hendrix better than Hendrix.
17. Led Zeppelin was the best rock band ever
18. Teaching suffers more from too much compassion than too little; and students, if pressed, will admit that's true
19. MOOCs or their replacement will threaten at least one major established college or university over the next twenty years.
20. Most education and credentialing operates as a form of virtue signaling.
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I added my Unpopular Opinion: women should start wearing hosiery again!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (MiBfH)
Lady #2: Would you like it pasteurized?
Lady #1: No. Up to my knees would be fine.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jeep CJ-5's everywhere at December 21, 2016 10:34 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 10:34 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: French Jeton at December 21, 2016 10:34 PM (WMvHw)
Because SRV could keephis Guitar in tune & went it was out of tune, he knew it & would get it back in tune
Posted by: Evilpens at December 21, 2016 10:35 PM (y3aQB)
Was there snow at Williamsburg? Wouldn't want your Canadian guests to feel homesick.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Good job, Weird Dave!
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 21, 2016 10:35 PM (zqUhc)
Yes, real milk appears yellow(y) in photos and videos.
Advertising uses a thickener and a whitener so as to not be, you know, off putting when trying to sell product.
The more you know....
Posted by: Browndog at December 21, 2016 10:36 PM (ccfl2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:36 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:36 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:36 PM (IDPbH)
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It's white... and they like white stuff?
Dunno. Same as Communism, anyway.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:36 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Lady #2: Would you like it pasteurized?
Lady #1: No. Up to my knees would be fine.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (wPiJc)<<<
That was udderly terrible.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (+sbkb)
Wal-Mart sucks.
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:38 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 10:38 PM (TrV8o)
smile.dog* looks pissed!
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgG9v2HEy5A
Posted by: lowtech redneck at December 21, 2016 10:38 PM (egK2C)
Not if the photographer and/or video crew has calibrated their camera/post-production color correctly. There's this thing called "white balance," among other adjustments.
(Can't help myself, been reading about filmmaking lately)
:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:38 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM
It all comes together if you're high. It all makes sense, man. You wanna get high?
Posted by: otho at December 21, 2016 10:39 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2016 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:39 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
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I'm sure you are much more popular for it.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:40 PM (qgUJH)
Lady #2: Would you like it pasteurized?
Lady #1: No. Up to my knees would be fine.
Posted by: Muldoon
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I mean really - how do you top that? How?
Posted by: Chi at December 21, 2016 10:40 PM (UWLAq)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 21, 2016 10:40 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (Ya7zs)
Mind. Blown.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 21, 2016 10:40 PM (di1hb)
were you left behind a lot as a kid?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (cPsPa)
https://vimeo.com/168690742
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (HTJUH)
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NOT FUNNY
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Chi at December 21, 2016 10:40 PM (UWLAq)
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I pretty much immediately gave up on topping Muldoon.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (qUNWi)
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Of course she is. But preferring pizza to feminazi hectoring probably is an asset, either way.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 10:38 PM (TrV8o)
You will never be able to claim your Texas birthright wearing Cleveland Browns Baltomore Ravens crap
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (voOPb)
It's only a matter of time before someone tries to *combine* the flavors of Sriracha and pumpkin spice...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (u8kLQ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638375887343616
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638473153191936
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638589859753984
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638697410043908
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638812778577921
Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (Ya7zs)
I disagree. Hendrix played Hendrix better than Hendrix. SRV was a Texas sound to me.
Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (IDPbH)
so you are saying sucking is unpopular?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (HTJUH)
Definitely stealing the Electoral College one to troll lib friends.
Posted by: ibguy at December 21, 2016 10:44 PM (vUcdz)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638923101347840
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811639017150251009
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811639103267737602
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811639198205800452
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811639288731467777
Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2016 10:44 PM (Ya7zs)
It's only a matter of time before someone tries to *combine* the flavors of Sriracha and pumpkin spice...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (u8kLQ)<<<
And maybe some cilantro.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (pfa8g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (MiBfH)
Any cup you put it in will be red for a moment.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Jeep CJ-5's everywhere at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (pfa8g)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Last week a local Valvoline oil change shop had a sign saying, "The Pumpkin Spice Oil Change Is Back!"
I decided not to think about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (TrV8o)
Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (qgUJH)
Convergence! Local radio is playing "When The Volcano Blows" by Jimmy Buffett.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (MiBfH)<<<
Maybe a brown Solo cup would work?
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: Catwrangler at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (A9I+K)
Posted by: Rick Pitino at December 21, 2016 10:48 PM (M3DRt)
I gave my ex-wife's best friend a Pumpkin Spice Oil Change shortly after our divorce.
She loved it.
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:48 PM (pfa8g)
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
winning!
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 10:48 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:48 PM (pfa8g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (MiBfH)
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THIS IS MY THESIS!!!!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (TrV8o)
I have never seen milk sold in containers like thos pictured. And there seems to be vastly more milk (or whatever it is) than would be needed to fill the tub being used.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (MiBfH)
Boston is by far the most racist place I've ever lived.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Buzzfeed at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (qmIjM)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (pfa8g)
Crap. That is all messed up.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2016 10:51 PM (9MInk)
http://tinyurl.com/zo5ldly
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:51 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 10:52 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:52 PM (IDPbH)
To complete the "only in Boston" a little later in the conversation he told me he hated Republicans because they were racists.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2016 10:52 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 10:52 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (qmIjM)
The chick getting the footbath is kind of cute, until I realize she has sort of a Hitler hairstyle.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 10:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at December 21, 2016 10:54 PM (ZAlOu)
So, maybe neither of them read it.
(I didn't read it either, for that matter.)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 21, 2016 10:54 PM (ZBO0C)
And since the Scottish Enlightenment gave us Adam Smith, I am of a mind to agree with that statement.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2016 10:54 PM (9MInk)
Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 21, 2016 10:54 PM (qmIjM)
Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at December 21, 2016 10:55 PM (qgUJH)
And since the Scottish Enlightenment gave us Adam Smith, I am of a mind to agree with that statement.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2016 10:54 PM (9MInk)
I agree but is that an unpopular opinion?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:55 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 10:56 PM (DW+jj)
I can't do it with the beagle because she doesn't do retrieving. As a matter of fact she doesn't play with toys at all unless they have food attached.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (aMV0K)
Posted by: Farmer at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (ZAlOu)
Larvae, not lava. Easy mistake to make, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 10:58 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 21, 2016 10:58 PM (qmIjM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
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I have a big hound and he isn't "too smart" to chase fake stuff. He merely CAN'T BE BOTHERED.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:58 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 10:58 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (u8kLQ)
Not the pantyhose kind either.
Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (D7dYu)
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (b7AU3)
Hi everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 10:58 PM (MZcWR)
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Danger 5. Very very very very silly.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM
Yes.
Posted by: Garden Hoses, Golf Balls, & Trailer Hitches at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:00 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Garden Hoses, Golf Balls, & Trailer Hitches at December 21, 2016 11:00 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2016 11:00 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 21, 2016 11:00 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (pfa8g)
Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (8/vme)
Waiting a week for your new 6T drive to back up all your stuff. Well, most of it.
You know what's not great? Doing the Greater Good, and donating your 6T drive so that a business can recover from a CryptoLocker virus.
You know what's kind of great? Having your boss buy you a brand new 6T drive to replace the previous one.
Then you have to wait another week or so for everything to back up...again.
Yeah, the very definition of a First World Problem.
Still, I am not a fan of this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (ZO497)
Maybe it's commentary on how breastfeeding is heteronormative gender blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Nazi Girl at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (pfa8g)
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)
Word.
Posted by: Ernst Röhm at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Halfwise, Deplorable at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
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I found the rest of the pictures in the series by that photographer.
*spock eyebrow*
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (qgUJH)
http://tinyurl.com/zo5ldly
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:51 PM (qgUJH)
So it's posed photgraph in the genre of the absurd? So nothing in it should be expected to make sense.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (MiBfH)
Probably true. Stevie Ray recorded the definitive versions of several Hendrix songs. Hendrix was the better songwriter though.
I was blessed enough to see Stevie Ray a number of times in college before he hit it big. Stupid me never bothered to try and talk with him. Friends who knew him or met him describe him as a little bit shy and very polite -- it was always "yes, ma'am" and "yes, sir" with him.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (dnWSK)
Maybe it's commentary on how breastfeeding is heteronormative gender blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
Moron Pundit has the scoop at 106. Basically it's an art picture, and the concept was walking in on awkward things that people are doing behind closed doors.
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (MiBfH)
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Mission ACCOMPLISHED!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (qmIjM)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:04 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 11:04 PM (pfa8g)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (MZcWR)
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I just wish Sensible Chuckle was a real magazine.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:04 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 11:05 PM (D7dYu)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:05 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at December 21, 2016 11:05 PM (b7AU3)
B: I don't get the "Why Hillary Lost" thingy.
C: Hi, y'all!!
Posted by: logprof at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (GsAUU)
Stockings, tights, pantyhose... I love 'em all. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at December 21, 2016 11:05 PM (b7AU3)
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Like, XXXXNSFW.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (iMxBJ)
The artist's next rendering will be of an elite security guard whacking off at a football game, but he's concerned it might be too unbelievable to work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:07 PM (9iR5/)
Cilantro makes everything taste better.
Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (aMV0K)
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It sure makes soap tastes better, I can tell you that.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (MiBfH)
I had the misfortune to see that video, and I didn't see anything "elite."
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (IDPbH)
That was good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
Never been prouder to be a WF customer... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Count Dracula at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (iMxBJ)
I thought he was an employee of a company called "Elite Security".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (MiBfH)
Never been prouder to be a WF customer... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)
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Come on, 2016. After all you've taken from us, Jane Fonda is still walking around.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (qgUJH)
Garlic is awful.
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi)
Didn't know any vampires were posting here.
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (D7dYu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (MiBfH)
I had the misfortune to see that video, and I didn't see anything "elite."
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (iMxBJ)
I believe that was the name of the security firm, Elite Security
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (7qAYi)
Cilantro's good in *very* limited quantities.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)
Yeah, but then why do some cooks put the whole damn bush in the dish? That's all that you can taste.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (MiBfH)
Ah. Now they'll change the name to "Jacks Security."
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Moron Pundit
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The devil protects his own.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (ZO497)
Sigh
Used to wear them to work.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VtLx6)
Heh....when I bring pastrami or shashlik, they consider THAT to be exotic food. Such is life.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (8/vme)
At least cilantro is incredibly cheap. A whole bush is usually anywhere from 15 to 50 cents at the market.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:12 PM (u8kLQ)
B: I don't get the "Why Hillary Lost" thingy.
C: Hi, y'all!!
Posted by: logprof at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (GsAUU)
B: check the spelling
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2016 11:12 PM (EzgxV)
https://vimeo.com/168690742
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (u8kLQ)
That was pretty good. I always use the self checkout line, myself.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:13 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:13 PM (dnWSK)
Someone on our side should create our own fact-checking site. If any Tom, Dick, or Harry can do that and be credible (see also, Snopes), then why not us?
Call it something snarky like IsThatAFact, and use it to rigorously shred all of the Lefty BS. Including their "fact checking" sites.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (X52ZZ)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (Nox3c)
California gubmint strikes again!! You can't get free plastic bags at the market anymore, you *have* to buy thicker ones, or paper bags.
And the supermarkets don't trust the customers to add on the cost I guess, so right now if you go up to a self-checkout lane in California? NO BAGS available there, you have to have either brought your own or go without. I *do* like that most stores have a big ol' sign right there, explaining why the bags have disappeared.
VERY annoying. Going to have to get used to bringing in a bag or two at the market, I guess.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:15 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (Nox3c)
Garlic bread is mana from heaven .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (IDPbH)
it to rigorously shred all of the Lefty BS. Including their "fact
checking" sites.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (X52ZZ)
Do you perhaps have a newsletter to which I could subscribe?
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (X52ZZ)
Good idea. I read the Snopes story in the sidebar, and about bust a gut laughing at the mess those "incorruptible" fact checkers have gotten themselves in. It's true!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (u8kLQ)
cilantro = muy mal
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (X52ZZ)
Good idea. I read the Snopes story in the sidebar, and about bust a gut laughing at the mess those "incorruptible" fact checkers have gotten themselves in. It's true!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (MiBfH)
Their cat is the only one I trust
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:15 PM (u8kLQ)
Just follow a Liberal into the tofu aisle, and mug him for his mesh bag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (9iR5/)
http://www.thelocal.se/20090902/21842
Great link, I haven't been able to embed, so you have to copy, paste.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW)
Or just snatch it while the lib's not looking. The proverbial stealing candy from a baby. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 11:19 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2016 11:12 PM (EzgxV)
--Ah, well, hardly a turning point.
Posted by: logprof at December 21, 2016 11:19 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Archie Bunker at December 21, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: logprof at December 21, 2016 11:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM
Word.
All of the alliums are beautiful.
Posted by: Garden Hoses, Golf Balls, & Trailer Hitches at December 21, 2016 11:20 PM (DMUuz)
http://www.thelocal.se/20090902/21842
Great link, I haven't been able to embed, so you have to copy, paste.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW)
Really not what I expected after reading "get in on the action." You knew exactly what you were doing. Kudos.
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:21 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:22 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: vivi at December 21, 2016 11:23 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:23 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (9iR5/)
We all need to bookmark that, and deploy it as necessary.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 11:24 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Now Deaf Penguin at December 21, 2016 11:24 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bob the Credulous at December 21, 2016 11:24 PM (T6qpA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 11:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2016 11:26 PM (IcT7t)
A billion dollars. Or as federal budgeters call it "0.1"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:26 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:26 PM (sdi6R)
I knew that's what it was going to be. That lunatic is not the first. There was a story, linked here in an ONT many moons ago, from some "modern man" who trying to also trying to lactate. He was fighting the patriarchy, of course.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:27 PM (DW+jj)
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Um, no. THAT would never be part of their dream.
It would be like Brave New World --- no connection whatsoever between sex and reproduction. You can manufacture any humans you want in a factory.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2016 11:27 PM (Nox3c)
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In the past, people were "judgemental" and "discouraged" young women from having children out of wedlock.
Thanks to liberalism, we have tolerance for everything-- they're even racing towards normalizing pedophilia.
The result? Record incarceration for young black men, black families in poverty and dysfunctional children because they have no father.
Thanks Liberals! Thanks Communist Party USA!
/that goal is #40 on the list of Communist Goals from 1963
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:27 PM (xoQqk)
http://www.sandiegometro.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Chargers-Cheerleaders.jpg
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2016 11:29 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 11:24 PM (IDPbH)
Well, a billion is a thousand million, right? So if one million dollar bills makes a 3 foot stack, then a thousand such stacks would reach to 3000 feet, neglecting compression. Empire State is 1454 feet, including its antenna structure. So, not quite half a billion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:30 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:30 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at December 21, 2016 11:31 PM (C+vbB)
were you left behind a lot as a kid?
No, but I did wander off a far bit.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 21, 2016 11:31 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:31 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 21, 2016 11:31 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:32 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:33 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'm going to want change back.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:33 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 21, 2016 11:33 PM (R5HRU)
In a way. My Mom and Dad would give me a list and send me to the store. Then they would move while I was away. Most of the time I could find them.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:33 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: navybrat at December 21, 2016 11:34 PM (w7KSn)
What if they went full retard -- they're kind of already there with all these Hillary excuses-- but what if they started identifying themselves as the party of the freaks and mentally disabled? Would that bring more people to their message? Would people sympathize even more and be drawn to them?
Or is it simply "logical people" aka "conservatives" vs. "emotional people" aka "liberals?"
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:34 PM (xoQqk)
4 Where's the cat?
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (3pGfC)
There's a pink statue of one on the desk behind the kneeling woman in the scowling Nazi milk foot bath photo.
Are you happy now?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2016 11:34 PM (BK3ZS)
The Producers, 1968.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)
I recognized it right away. The guy in the middle was applauding "Springtime for Hitler", and the other horrified theatergoers let him have it.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VtLx6)
..
pic?
rules and all
Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 11:35 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:32 PM (dnWSK)
This sing relates, in a way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EisXJSsULGM
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:35 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:35 PM (cwrly)
232 How the hell did he make toast in class?? that's impressive
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at December 21, 2016 11:31 PM (C+vbB)
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A lighter and a Ritz cracker.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 11:36 PM (EZebt)
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That's one of my favorite theater type films.
My favorite music industry film is "This is Spinal Tap."
/both are freaking hysterical. Mr Belevedere in drag..
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:36 PM (xoQqk)
At least cilantro is incredibly cheap. A whole bush is usually anywhere from 15 to 50 cents at the market.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:12 PM (u8kLQ)
It's incredibly easy to grow in warm climates. A couple of plants will spread enough during the season to feed the whole neighborhood.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 21, 2016 11:36 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:37 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:37 PM (u8kLQ)
One trillion dollars is thus 10 thousand pallets. Here, you compare that to a football field, and a 747 and all that.
Fun fact: If you laid out the national debt in $1 bills, end to end, you would reach Uranus.
And deeper, now, since that was back when the total debt first exceeded GDP at $15T or so. And that's been several years ago, 2011, I think.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:37 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 21, 2016 11:38 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 11:38 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 11:18
In IL don't you have to plant it in the fall to harvest the following yr?
Posted by: Farmer at December 21, 2016 11:39 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:39 PM (VtLx6)
"The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army"
It's a freaking hoot and a half. Sample:
33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we#8217;ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
130. #8220;I#8217;m drunk#8221; is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.
136. Shouting #8220;Let#8217;s do the village! Let#8217;s do the whole fucking village!#8221; while out on a mission is bad.
Read them all.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 11:39 PM (TrV8o)
And deeper, now, since that was back when the total debt first exceeded GDP at $15T or so. And that's been several years ago, 2011, I think.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:37 PM (DW+jj)
Speak for yourself!
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 21, 2016 11:40 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 11:40 PM (TrV8o)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:41 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:36 PM (xoQqk)
I've seen worse. Much worse.
Posted by: Bob Uecker at December 21, 2016 11:42 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:41 PM (u8kLQ)
Da doo ron ron!
Posted by: The Ronettes at December 21, 2016 11:42 PM (MiBfH)
Right now I'm trying to figure if I should build myself a 40TB RAID. (Leaning towards, wait 'til the bucks-per-terabyte price goes down.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:37 PM (DW+jj)
It reaches my anus, all right!
Posted by: US Taxpayer at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: US Taxpayer at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (8iiMU)
Yep, put hard neck cloves in just before first frost and pull them out around the 4th of July here.
Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: Max Power at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: The Crystals at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (MiBfH)
Two other US Presidents have either renegotiated or cancelled out by other means the debt, and they were both Republicans.
Posted by: navybrat at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (xoQqk)
Oy, that's not all they grumbled about. That crazy Moses has been up on that mountain for how long?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Phil Spector at December 21, 2016 11:45 PM (u8kLQ)
The official dress attire for the Electoral College's All-Male Chorus is khaki slacks and Centaur Santa sweaters.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2016 11:45 PM (BK3ZS)
At least as of last season, don't see them much unless I go to a basketball game.
Historically State has had a ridiculously high % of extremely hawt distaff students. Just going to watch open registration was a high school boys' thing to do back in the day.
The little "incident" (WTFF?) at the game on Sunday is actually a perfect accompaniment to the team's on- and off-field bumbling. In re this amazing performance by the "security" guy:
To steal a line from "Patton" (when he was first inspecting the North African HQ of the hapless Gen. Fredendall whom he was replacing) - "leave him alone .... he's the only son of a bitch in the place who knows what he's trying to do".
Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 11:45 PM (QDnY+)
"Anthony Weiner's favorite home videos"
"Hillary nude"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:46 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: LiveFreeOrDoe at December 21, 2016 11:46 PM (kYau6)
Posted by: Max Power at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (QCc6B)
Yeah, that works much better.
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:46 PM (7qAYi)
Two other US Presidents have either renegotiated or cancelled out by other means the debt, and they were both Republicans.
Posted by: navybrat at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (w7KSn)
Of course, that was back when the entire debt consisted of the USS Constitution, and a gross of staplers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:46 PM (MiBfH)
Lady #2: Would you like it pasteurized?
Lady #1: No. Up to my knees would be fine.
OMG, that was painfully, awfully funny.
Posted by: Max Power at December 21, 2016 11:46 PM (QCc6B)
My favorite music industry film is "This is Spinal Tap."
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:36 PM (xoQqk)
I've never seen it, but I've heard "A Mighty Wind" is good, too. It spoofs folk music like Spinal Tap did prog rock.
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:47 PM (sdi6R)
"Anthony Weiner's favorite home videos"
"Hillary nude"
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The fudge will just make you fat and potentially give you diabetes.
Your suggestion... shudder.
Blindness.
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:48 PM (xoQqk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:41 PM (
lol. Worked at a place called Sugar's. Worked construction all day, that was the second job 4 times a week. Tips were good. There is a reason for 1/2 pool que behind the bar.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:49 PM (VtLx6)
Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:50 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (u8kLQ)
I never knew Nazi chicks were into foot care so much.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (EZebt)
Heil Hitler!
Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (1JnAL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IwVWA2HY5M
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (9MInk)
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OMG.
Spinal Tap is freaking hysterical because it's so true. Rob Reiner interviewed artists and people in the industry, so it's actually really accurate.
Can't recommend it highly enough, especially if you like 1970's/ 80's era rock.
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (xoQqk)
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Same goes for Best In Show. Same group of actors, only this film lampoons the dog show culture. Quite good.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 11:40 PM (TrV8o)
You're just steeped in CoB privilege, where you have some expectation that your links will actually work.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2016 11:52 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:52 PM (VtLx6)
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:52 PM (xoQqk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (MiBfH)
Pro Tip: Milk bought with EBT cards has less value than milk bought with cash.
Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2016 11:54 PM (BQrOu)
As I understand it. He formed the party in rebellion to elitist political class cronyism.
Now it's a snake eating its tail.
Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 11:55 PM (nQgMQ)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "TOO CHEESY" WRITTEN ON THE BOX COULD MEAN THE CHEESY LINE OR THE PIZZA HAD TOO MUCH CHEESE!!!
Yeah. Pizza. That's what it was talking about. Good for playing dominos on.
Posted by: John Podesta at December 21, 2016 11:57 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2016 11:54 PM (BQrOu)
Still better than milk squeezed from the nipple of a male Swedish economics student. By virtue of actually existing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:57 PM (MiBfH)
Sigh
Used to wear them to work.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VtLx6)
I did too.
Posted by: Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh at December 21, 2016 11:58 PM (1JnAL)
Maybe Blade Runner? But which version ne?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2016 11:58 PM (Nmx3n)
The new Blade Runner sequel, "Blade Runner 2049," is actually going to be a thing in 2017.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (u8kLQ)
Spinal Tap is freaking hysterical because it's so true. Rob Reiner interviewed artists and people in the industry, so it's actually really accurate.
Can't recommend it highly enough, especially if you like 1970's/ 80's era rock.
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (xoQqk)
Oh, I've seen Spinal Tap several times.
Real honest-to-God musicians love it more than anyone. I've known bar band musicians who could quote it all night long, and once a member of 10,000 Maniacs said to me, "When we first started out, we went through more drummers than Spinal Tap."
Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Which reminds me, did the book ever show up?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (cwrly)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_s-71Zm6h8
Mitch always reminded me of Steven Wright. Both brilliant IMO.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (u8kLQ)
Maybe Blade Runner? But which version ne?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2016 11:58 PM (Nmx3n)
Another day of fending off WalMartians in their basket-headed shopping machines?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)
Maybe Blade Runner? But which version ne?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2016 11:58 PM (Nmx3n)
++++
I like the narration, really gives it that film noir vibe. So, the International cut is my choice.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2016 12:01 AM (R+30W)
And she wonders why I'm crazy about her.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:01 AM (cwrly)
Sigh
Used to wear them to work.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VtLx6)
I did too.
Posted by: Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh at December 21, 2016 11:58 PM (1JnAL)
I'm getting all nostalgic.
Posted by: gNewt at December 22, 2016 12:01 AM (nQgMQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:02 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Max Power at December 22, 2016 12:02 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:02 AM (cwrly)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (ZO497)
It sure did, and I did make mention of it here. Thank you, Mike. Looks interesting. When I get home, I will unearth something from my library and send it to you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:02 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:04 AM (cwrly)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2016 12:05 AM (18h+i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (cwrly)
++++
Sounds like you are talking about either the Director's cut or the Final cut.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Versions_of_Blade_Runner
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2016 12:05 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)
I should go to the Tyrrell Museum in Drumheller, and get a photo of me, toothpick in mouth, rubbing my belly, in front of the skeleton of a T-Rex.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:05 AM (MiBfH)
I think the SJW wet dream is a society where people have no concept of
gender. You wear whatever clothes you want to wear, have sex with
whoever you want, however you want and sometimes, for reasons
unexplainable, when certain people have sex, one of them has a baby.
That's the way things used to work. Then someone went and screwed things up by inventing civilization.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 22, 2016 12:06 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Just don't wait until the 39th day of rain to get started.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 12:06 AM (ZO497)
>>anyone. I've known bar band musicians who could
>>quote it all night long, and once a member of
>> 10,000 Maniacs said to me, "When we first
>> started out, we went through more drummers
>> than Spinal Tap."
Yes, I can completely believe that.
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 12:07 AM (TppKb)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/Same%20sex.jpg
Posted by: Weirddave at December 22, 2016 12:08 AM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 12:06 AM (ZO497)
Or the 1200 foot wall of ice, creeping down from the North.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:08 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2016 12:08 AM (Nmx3n)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:09 AM (cwrly)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)
I could post my graduation pic.
I HATE it. For whatever reason, I had trouble with smiling (I would look like a maniac when I tried), so the photography asked me *not* to. So instead I look irritated and pouty.
*On top of THAT*, I had horrible acne, which the photographer tried to "retouch."
Result? I look like a bratty snide teenage boy with makeup on. Oh, I had helmet hair too. Ah geez.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:09 AM (u8kLQ)
Historically State has had a ridiculously high % of extremely hawt distaff students. Just going to watch open registration was a high school boys' thing to do back in the day.
(QDnY+)
I wish I'd known this back when I was figuring out where to go to grad school.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 22, 2016 12:09 AM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)
I should go to the Tyrrell Museum in Drumheller, and get a photo of me, toothpick in mouth, rubbing my belly, in front of the skeleton of a T-Rex.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:05 AM (MiBfH)
++++
The Bieber one from that series is pretty weird, too.
http://web.archive.org/web/20150407194430/http://
www.danypeschl.com/files/projects/jy9-disturbation/
sml_090-astridweb.jpg (kinda NSFW)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2016 12:10 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 12:11 AM (CRotO)
A: What's so funny about "Facts About the Electoral College"?
It's funny because it's true.
B: I don't get the "Why Hillary Lost" thingy.
Look more closely. It says "Hilliary".
Posted by: Anachronda at December 22, 2016 12:12 AM (Oi5b2)
http://web.archive.org/web/20150407194430/http://
www.danypeschl.com/files/projects/jy9-disturbation/
sml_090-astridweb.jpg (kinda NSFW)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2016 12:10 AM (R+30W)
Model (who is cute) does a pretty good "Oh, Shit" face.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:12 AM (MiBfH)
Ya know BC, I can remember back in the early to mid nineties buying my
very first one gig HD. It was an HP with a scuzzy drive (I was into
building my own machines). I remember thinking that there was no way in
hell that I would ever fill that up.
Oddly enough, the only hard disk I never managed to fill up was the 5 MB one in a DECmate II at a previous place of employment.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 22, 2016 12:15 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2016 12:05 AM (18h+i)
thread winner?
Posted by: Original Jake at December 22, 2016 12:15 AM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 22, 2016 12:12 AM (Oi5b2)
How thoughtful of the ballot printer to correct an obvious typo in the copy. Rare to get service like that anymore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:16 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:16 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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No! Great heavens, no!
I'm trying to shed stuff. You're a victim, in that sense.
US Media Mail is dirt cheap. As a matter of curiosity, does Canada Post have low rates for printed materials?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 12:16 AM (ZO497)
I never even thought of that; just to counter his argument, I added that cats don't kill babies either.
/in other news, I'm doing some volunteer work at a shelter. I might be in love with a senior cat...
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:18 AM (xoQqk)
Some people say it's a very disturbing pic. I admit I don't quite get it.
http://tinyurl.com/zzs4ag9
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:19 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronology Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:19 AM (AoK0a)
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Which I suppose begs the question - how did someone like Philip end up with someone like Charles as his son?
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:21 AM (jjleH)
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Can totally see The Shining reference.
The girls are kind of unsettling. Not sure why. But not "very disturbing."
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:21 AM (xoQqk)
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Generations of inbreeding in the royal lines of England and Germany?
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:21 AM (xoQqk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 12:16 AM (ZO497)
Apparently they have a cheap rate for recognized public libraries, but not for mere mortals. Well, when I find you a book, I will mail it from AJ.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:22 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:23 AM (AoK0a)
And she wonders why I'm crazy about her.
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Scott says he is. Ford and the producer say he isn't.
The scriptwriter says he intentionally left it ambiguous.
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:23 AM (jjleH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:24 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:24 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 12:25 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:21 AM (xoQqk)
IIRC, Prince Philip Mountbatten is of the Greek royal line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:25 AM (MiBfH)
I never even thought of that; just to counter his argument, I added that cats don't kill babies either.
/in other news, I'm doing some volunteer work at a shelter. I might be in love with a senior cat...
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:18 AM (xoQqk)
I read somewhere that years later hikers in the outback found the baby's remains and proved that the dingos likely did snatch the baby. Can't remember where I saw it, unfortunately...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 22, 2016 12:26 AM (FYrz1)
--
Oh, I don't doubt that. However, I'm hoping that "dingo bred in the US" is different than "wild dingo in Australia."
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:28 AM (xoQqk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:30 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: LiveFreeOrDoe at December 22, 2016 12:33 AM (kYau6)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:23 AM
Gee, Adriane... that's your only worry?!
Two words... Ridley. Scott.
Oh, one more word... Prometheus.
Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 12:34 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: LiveFreeOrDoe at December 22, 2016 12:34 AM (kYau6)
It's actually not directed by Ridley, but being produced by him. The actual director is someone named Denis Villeneuve.
But I admit after Prometheus, I'm not going near the thing until I *know* it's not a complete waste of money and time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:36 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: LiveFreeOrDoe at December 22, 2016 12:37 AM (kYau6)
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:39 AM (jjleH)
And she wonders why I'm crazy about her.
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Scott says he is. Ford and the producer say he isn't.
The scriptwriter says he intentionally left it ambiguous.
Back in the day - the year it cam out - me and a bunch of college friends to see it.
2 guys out of 8 or 10 of us thought that he was. Reason, based on how easily Replicants kill humans, the fact that Deckard survived Zhora's & Leon's very physical attacks meant that he had something going for him...
I felt that if he was, it cheapened the whole thing. Rachel's picture of her mother & Leon's photo's vs. the photos on Decked piano. Replicant life is innately worth of Freedom & Dignity not because it is "naturally human" but because it is close enough. i.e. on the scale of doll to person, replicant has past the 1/2 way point. We do not given human rights to dolls, but we don't take them away from say, persons that need glasses or hearing aids or pacemakers or artificial limbs ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:41 AM (AoK0a)
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Time travelers went back in time and informed the UN that Great Britain wouldn't be in the EU for all that long, so it was safe to let them keep their permanent Security Council seat.
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:41 AM (jjleH)
It's actually not directed by Ridley, but being produced by him. The actual director is someone named Denis Villeneuve.
But I admit after Prometheus, I'm not going near the thing until I *know* it's not a complete waste of money and time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:36 AM
The lazy bastard can't even be bothered to direct it. I got a nasty suspicion he's given the nod to some hack, like he did the scripter on Prometheus. He's still a great director, but the dude has been coasting since Bladerunner in '82.
Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 12:43 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 12:43 AM (VtLx6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:43 AM (cwrly)
Two words... Ridley. Scott.
Oh, one more word... Prometheus.
Happy summer, otho!
see ... self correcting problem. If the movie is as crappy as other Ridley Scott's bad hair days, then I won't give a hoot about what the soundtrack sounds like.
I think I read that Vangelis had declined, but I could be wrong.
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:45 AM (AoK0a)
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At this point, I'm just curious what the plot will be. The "trailer" was just a teaser letting us know that it's coming, and that Ford will be in it. Zero real information.
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:45 AM (jjleH)
Was that backhoe?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 12:46 AM (IcT7t)
My hunch is that if Blade Runner 2049 turns out to be unworthy, it'll pretty much be the end of critics taking Ridley Scott seriously as a director or producer anymore.
Sounds unthinkable, but then again look how much George Lucas' stock has gone down since he went crazy and insisted (still insists) it's his right to keep revising the original Star Wars films forever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:46 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 12:43 AM (VtLx6)
We've lost too many morons, and -- of course -- there's my dain-bramage when it comes to remembering human names.....but, for some reason, I'm thinking maybe "skiploader" or "backhoe".....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 12:47 AM (EzgxV)
Today? You know the script for BR 2049 has been written by people trying to "approximate Dick's voice." That could go either very well or very disastrously, depending on their interpretations (among other things) of his collection works and apparent visions.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:49 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:50 AM (AoK0a)
Was that backhoe?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 12:46 AM (IcT7t)
Opened the cookie and the slip of paper said, "Basura move at speed of light compared to Elder God."
Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 12:51 AM (EzgxV)
see ... self correcting problem. If the movie is as crappy as other Ridley Scott's bad hair days, then I won't give a hoot about what the soundtrack sounds like.
I think I read that Vangelis had declined, but I could be wrong.
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:45 AM
Good philosophy! See good in bad. I like!
Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 12:51 AM (lmIoG)
Back in the old days, actors and performers were considered very low class by the nobility. You may remember from Downton Abbey where some considered it scandalous for Lord Grantham to allow some famous singer to stay upstairs. She should have been put down in with the servants.
Well, Prince Philip is from that era, really. He thought Cate would know how to hook up a DVD player because she's was from the "film industry". I mean, that's what they do, isn't it, he thought.
And one time, when he and the Queen were in Australia, they met with some Aboriginal leaders. He asked one if they still "chucked spears at one another?"
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2016 12:52 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 12:53 AM (lmIoG)
I've only got three dimensions to pay attention to, so that may be an advantage.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 12:53 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2016 12:52 AM (DW+jj)
Do they?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 12:54 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 12:46 AM (IcT7t)
Yes, thank you. I was perusing old posts looking for that. Not sure why he popped into my mind.
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 12:56 AM (VtLx6)
Posted by: otho
Keeps me sane ... (r) ...
Ready for Christmas?
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:56 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 12:58 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:58 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Max Power at December 22, 2016 12:58 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 01:00 AM (VtLx6)
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:21 AM (jjleH)
He wasn't all the way in?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 22, 2016 01:01 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 01:01 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Infidel
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Yes, backhoe. He always referred to his much-missed wife as "Miss Emily". I think he lived at Sea Island, GA.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 01:01 AM (ZO497)
He was thankfully just functional enough to keep himself out of state mental hospitals, but I've heard that if you met him in person, you could tell he was a bit "touched in the head." And he was smart and talented enough to use his issues (which he was aware of, and I believe sought treatment for) to fuel ideas his writing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 01:01 AM (u8kLQ)
My hunch is that if Blade Runner 2049 turns out to be unworthy, it'll pretty much be the end of critics taking Ridley Scott seriously as a director or producer anymore.
Sounds unthinkable, but then again look how much George Lucas' stock has gone down since he went crazy and insisted (still insists) it's his right to keep revising the original Star Wars films forever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:46 AM
Yeah, a comparison to Lucas is not unjustified. Ridley Scott needs a massive kick in the bum to that might get him to pull his finger out and make something truly great again. TBH, I'd feel a hell of a lot more confident about the BR sequel if it was given to Fincher. That dude has been kicking Scott's ass for decades.
Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 01:01 AM (lmIoG)
The studio probably should have insisted Scott give it to him, but I'd bet Scott wants to be seen as the "author" of this new sequel and didn't want to hire a name director that could eclipse his own name/fame.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 01:03 AM (u8kLQ)
Ever since I had to give up caffeine, I drink decaf coffee very infrequently, but don't mind as much decaf tea. There is one particular brand and one particular flavor of yogurt I buy for daily consumption, Dannon Coffee Yogurt. Of all the coffee/cappuccino yogurt brands I've tried, Dannon Coffee is the best. A container is my daily cup of coffee.
So I was out shopping and saw the store had them as the coffee yogurt seems to have a shorter shelf life. Not wanting to hunt later as the coffee yogurt can be elusive to hunt, I picked up 8 containers. I noticed new packaging. I also noticed the weight: 5.3 oz. That's just over 10% down from the current 6 oz. Prior to that, the 8 oz. waxed carton was reduced 25%. So a 36% reduction in container size in just over a decade or so. Talk about hidden inflation!
A 5.3 oz. container of yogurt? What's next? Dannon Coffee Yogurt Mini-Bites?
Bastards.
"So from the Dannon Family to yours, Happy Fucking New Year, Suckers!"
/{Mumble Mumble}
Posted by: RickZ at December 22, 2016 01:04 AM (dQLTf)
Remember those innocents this Christmas season.
Posted by: RWR at December 22, 2016 01:04 AM (hxUdS)
Ready for Christmas?
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:56 AM
Sigh... not really. Never am. Got given a bottle of Belvedere vodka, so it's off to a decent start, I guess!
Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 01:05 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 01:05 AM (ZO497)
Preach it Bro!!!!
And the K-cup boxes that can hold 12 k-cups, are now filled with only 10 ...
Posted by: Adriane the Grockery Store Inflation Monitoring Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:06 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 01:11 AM (VtLx6)
I got a 12 pack of diet coke with lime, so ... YOU WIN!!!
I've got a few more presents to buy for friends and family. My sister & BIL are cooking up a scrumptious dinner. The hubby is not feeling well though, so 6 Dozen of 1, 1/2 of the other : -)))
Posted by: Adriane the Bah! Humbug!! Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:12 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Long Goodbye Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:13 AM (AoK0a)
"Foot, don't fails me now!!"
Posted by: Noam Sayen at December 22, 2016 01:14 AM (611Lm)
Posted by: RWR at December 22, 2016 01:04 AM (hxUdS)
And that's why I spit on the Left's bullshit version of compassion. He that is kind to the cruel is cruel to the kind.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2016 01:14 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 01:15 AM (VtLx6)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (AJeMv)
Speaking as a dog show person, Best in Show is an exaggeration of the culture. But not much of one.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 01:15 AM (J8/9G)
There's a big wave competition (maybe the world championship?) held in Todos Santos, near Ensenada in Baja. And just west of San Clemente Island (oh, to get at the abalone surely infesting that place, which is a closed guvamint reservation) there is the Cortes Bank, which breaks occasionally - and only yuuuugely. A little surf film called "Step Into Liquid" from 2004, I think, ends with the then-top surfers rushing out to surf Cortes Bank.
Waves are measured from the back side, not the face, so sometimes it will seem the numbers are low-balled, when the surf is just 2-5 feet (the faces look much higher). And when you're in the water, even a 3-4 foot wave looks impressive from just in front of it.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:17 AM (QDnY+)
And still alive, right? Nothing suspicious here, move along, folks.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 01:18 AM (J8/9G)
Preach it Bro!!!!
And the K-cup boxes that can hold 12 k-cups, are now filled with only 10 ...
Posted by: Adriane the Grockery Store Inflation Monitoring Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:06 AM (AoK0a)
The funny thing is when they keep trying to push inflation -- over and over and over and over -- until they've got overwhelming piles of stuff in the back room.....and then they mark it down to an un-inflated price and it sells out.
They've been trying to push $6.50 a 12 pack of cans of Coke lately -- but they sit on the shelves, so they go with "buy two get one free" and it sells, then they try to get back to $6.50 and nobody bites. They do $6.50 BOGO and it's popular, then they go to $6.50 and nobody bites. They've got so many stacked up, they just went to "Four for $11" and I bought 12 12-packs -- lots of luck having me buy one at $6.50 any time soon.
And it's like that for everything. My "strike price" for shredded cheese is $2.50 -- I see 'em on the pegs at $3.99 and I'm thinking, "who are they trying to fool?" They keep trying to cram top sirloin up to $8.99/lb -- what are they smoking? They want me to believe that $18.99 for a 12-pack of regular non-megabrewer beer is normal.....errr.....
We seem to have significant ability to overproduce, while pricing is all about betting on busted flushes. Admittedly, someone seems to be paying full price for this stuff -- but who?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 01:21 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 22, 2016 01:23 AM (Kucy5)
My only worry about BladeRunner redux is the music. How do you top Vangelis' contribution to the original?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo
Posted by: Anachronda at December 22, 2016 01:23 AM (Oi5b2)
Unless I'm misremembering, that mess ended up involving really shocking and despicable pay-to-play elements from the UK to Qaddhafi (oil biz). Hope I'm imagining that dark aspect. Regardless, the whole idea of "compassionate" releases of vile murderers from prison is idiotic. That they weren't executed already constitutes an excess of compassion, early release just mocks justice and victims and disgraces the authorities.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:24 AM (QDnY+)
The studio probably should have insisted Scott give it to him, but I'd bet Scott wants to be seen as the "author" of this new sequel and didn't want to hire a name director that could eclipse his own name/fame.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 01:03 AM
That wouldn't surprise me in the least. It's like "A Ridley Scott Film" is enough. You know, I sometimes wonder if RS was never that good to begin with... he has a good director's eye, but... he doesn't seem to have the ability, or talent for combining great direction with masterwork stories anymore. Maybe he never had it, and just got lucky with the teams that put together Alien and Blade Runner? I think he might actually have it, but has been in "Oh.... fuck it. That'll do." mode since then/
Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 01:25 AM (lmIoG)
I think that's just Starbucks. I get Gevalia for the office in a 12-cup box.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 01:26 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 01:28 AM (IcT7t)
But it's funny, I've toyed with the idea of retaliating for years of idiotic, boring, beclowning "gifts" of "donation made in your name to Some Idiotic Feel-Good Moral Narcissism Cause" I've received from certain family members. Thought a similar note, but stating that a donation had been made in their name to the Second Amendment Foundation, or the NRA Legislative Institute, would be amusing.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:29 AM (QDnY+)
Remember those innocents this Christmas season.
Posted by: RWR at December 22, 2016 01:04 AM (hxUdS)
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I knew a guy from AIT (Ft Gordon) who was on that flight.
I was stationed at the time at Schofield, he was stationed in Germany and was coming back to the states for xmas.
Some things you don't forget.
Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 01:29 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:30 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 01:30 AM (VtLx6)
I remember an NYT weepie about one of the women in the Brinks robbery who was still imprisoned. The name of the dead guard wasn't mentioned until something like the 34th paragraph. It's like killing him again.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 01:30 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 01:31 AM (u8kLQ)
The sleuthing and investigation that went into solving those cases was amazing.
One more reason the release of that Libyan scum terrorist was so despicable.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:32 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 01:32 AM (VtLx6)
Seen much higher waves at Waimea also...
Article says the surfer suffered severe injuries.
Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 01:32 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 01:33 AM (CRotO)
I've got a few more presents to buy for friends and family. My sister & BIL are cooking up a scrumptious dinner. The hubby is not feeling well though, so 6 Dozen of 1, 1/2 of the other : -)))
Posted by: Adriane the Bah! Humbug!! Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:12 AM
Awesome! Have a fantastic one!
Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 01:34 AM (lmIoG)
Always thought that Henry the K got to the action later, in Germany.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:37 AM (QDnY+)
And of course Hemingway was there, as a "journalist", drinking and hanging out with commanders (and he managed to outfit himself with grenades and a Thompson before he got there).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:39 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2016 01:40 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:41 AM (QDnY+)
ONT skirmish-free, I hope?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way !!!!!
oh wait, wrong skirmish ...
Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:50 AM (AoK0a)
http://www.raiders.com/raiderettes/index.html
Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 12:11 AM (CRotO)
Good Lord. I needed that distraction right before bed.
Just drank a bottle of wine, and now my air mattress has sprung a leak, so it's off to the couch to see if I can find a comfortable position to sleep in.
'Night all.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 22, 2016 01:55 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: nnevets at December 22, 2016 01:55 AM (3hEZa)
But what I'm seeing all over the place is the hidden inflation, where a product decreases in size with the price (temporarily) remaining the same. It is literally everywhere in the grocery store. Couple reduced size with eventual price increases and you have a stark hidden inflationary hit. That's why my lying eyes are why I don't believe the inflation numbers nor the eggspurts. The last 8 years the inflation numbers, like every other number put out by the finally out-going Administration, are based firmly and diligently in FantasyLand.
I hope Trump can explain the numbers in a simple way, to really explain the problem -- and the true numbers he's inheriting (which have been massaged all along by the fan cub media).
Posted by: RickZ at December 22, 2016 01:55 AM (dQLTf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 01:55 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 01:56 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 22, 2016 01:57 AM (TrV8o)
Posted by: mindful webworker - quite so at December 22, 2016 02:03 AM (5a8XA)
But what I'm seeing all over the place is the hidden inflation, where a product decreases in size with the price (temporarily) remaining the same. It is literally everywhere in the grocery store. Couple reduced size with eventual price increases and you have a stark hidden inflationary hit. That's why my lying eyes are why I don't believe the inflation numbers nor the eggspurts. The last 8 years the inflation numbers, like every other number put out by the finally out-going Administration, are based firmly and diligently in FantasyLand.
I hope Trump can explain the numbers in a simple way, to really explain the problem -- and the true numbers he's inheriting (which have been massaged all along by the fan cub media).
Posted by: RickZ at December 22, 2016 01:55 AM (dQLTf)
The thing is, in a real market, both sides get to speak. If you drop your 1 pound bag to 15 ounces, the consumer might buy the other guy, or only buy your stuff when it's discounted more than 7%. All this shuffling of container sizes, prices, and special offers needs to be considered in that light.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 02:05 AM (EzgxV)
And still alive, right? Nothing suspicious here, move along, folks.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 01:18 AM (J8/9G)
No. Al-Megrahi. He finally died a couple of years after he was freed. They had said that they let him go because he only had a month to live.
If there was any time to bomb Libya it was to bomb the Tripoli airport when Al Megrahi landed - which should have happened - but, of course, Barky was in on letting the scumbag loose - which was yet one more impeachable offense that Barky was allowed to just skate free on. They never said that Barky was involved, of course, but you can bet your bottom dollar that the Brits and the Scots wouldn't let the guy they jailed for Pan Am 103 go without asking Washington about it.
For what it's worth, I never bought the Libyan story on that bombing. That was utter bullshit, itself.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 02:15 AM (zc3Db)
Guest Rapper Killed the Guitar Solo, Key of Awesome
https://youtu.be/evCsdT99Iog
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 22, 2016 02:24 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 22, 2016 02:24 AM (rH4JY)
Personally would drop a Hamilton to jump the line.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 22, 2016 02:27 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 22, 2016 02:38 AM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (dnWSK)
Christ, that would piss me off. I would calmly and politely ask for a refund on everything. Then ask them where the closest Walmart was. No need to complain to a manager or explain anything.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 22, 2016 02:41 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: bestie21 at December 22, 2016 03:01 AM (HUeC4)
Wrapping is finally done so now the Christmas Dinner prepping can start.
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:03 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 03:05 AM (u8kLQ)
Surely these have been asked & answered, but spare me from plowing through 400+ comments to check...
What is the animGIF at the beginning. Guy sorta looks like Don "Maxwell Smart" Adams, but not quite.
And wtf with the Nazi milk(?) foot bath? Ski mask is what really rounds the pic out.
Posted by: mindful webworker - dialing information at December 22, 2016 03:05 AM (+ZSW1)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:07 AM (d76uN)
Seriously there is not one link in the ONT.
Posted by: bestie21 at December 22, 2016 03:01 AM (HUeC4)
No, there is one.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 03:08 AM (EzgxV)
Seriously there is not one link in the ONT.
Posted by: bestie21 at December 22, 2016 03:01 AM (HUeC4)
The explanation is in the paragraph.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 03:08 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:07 AM (d76uN)
Nothing particularly credible.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 03:09 AM (EzgxV)
someone here should write a spoof of "My Sharona" titled "My Schadenbon-a"
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 03:09 AM (u8kLQ)
The nazi milk maids are just plain nonesense really. "What if you walked into someones private life"
Type of thing.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:10 AM (d76uN)
But then she has something every sjw doesn't have.
A sense of humor.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:13 AM (d76uN)
Still wondering what the top animGIF is from.
And someone asked what the Queen was grinning at. Whatever, great face.
And I'm not doing well at all on getting to bed earlier so I can get up earlier.
Posted by: mindful webworker - circular linkage at December 22, 2016 03:31 AM (+ZSW1)
Just for fun and games, have a trusted intermediary pass a disposable email to me. Or not.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 03:32 AM (EzgxV)
I can't even see it. Last update from adobe caused all kinds of problems. Have a fear if I just uninstall it, it will break everything else.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:34 AM (d76uN)
All started with the Dec 13 update. Just what the heck did they do with this "improvement" ?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:51 AM (d76uN)
All started with the Dec 13 update. Just what the heck did they do with this "improvement" ?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:51 AM (d76uN)
I don't know what AFP is (adobe free player??) but ...
I understand the youtube problems, since flashes are adobe but the gif thing is really odd. adobe has nothing to do with gifs, static or animated.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 03:54 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Chi at December 22, 2016 03:55 AM (UWLAq)
Seriously there is not one link in the ONT.
We're sorry the ONT hasn't been to your liking. Please press "1" so that we might tell you to fuck off.
This is a recording
Posted by: Weirddave at December 22, 2016 03:55 AM (TrV8o)
Posted by: Chi at December 22, 2016 03:56 AM (UWLAq)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 22, 2016 03:58 AM (TrV8o)
*personally, I think you rocked it tonight.
If I don't see you in the next couple days, have a great Christmas.
Posted by: Chi at December 22, 2016 03:59 AM (UWLAq)
Posted by: Chi at December 22, 2016 03:56 AM (UWLAq)
Makes sense. That was my second guess.
I friggin hate adobe. One of the worst companies on Earth - which is pretty impressive these days. I hate flash files and I despise pdfs. I think more people have problems with flashes than anything else ... and the stupid adobe player was such a rich target for hacking, too.
If I could I would make the world's largest virtual bonfire of flash files and pdfs ... and throw in everyone who helped establish those standards.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 04:02 AM (zc3Db)
Everything was fine until that update. Gifs played fine, youtubes would show up, no problems.
I uninstalled it.
Thinking its just time to format the hard drive and start over.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 04:15 AM (d76uN)
http://www.pjstar.com/news/20161213/man-takes-12-from-central-peoria-mcdonalds-cash-drawer
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 04:25 AM (d76uN)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2016 04:31 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 04:47 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: haggis at December 22, 2016 04:57 AM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 04:59 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2016 05:04 AM (5sOEp)
Well, when the temps go from "Brass Monkey Warning" to more normal temps, the house actually feels warm.
So now I can complain about the 1 to 3 inches of snow for tomorrow. I get together with a couple of old work buddies for an annual Christmas party. Alcohol is involved. With snow coming, not so much.
I'm hoping the weather gurus are wrong one more time.
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 05:27 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 05:41 AM (voYu7)
re: Gatsby...I finally got around to reading that last year. Ugly characters in an incomprehensible story, cut from the same bolt of cloth as "Catcher In the Rye".
Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 05:44 AM (voYu7)
Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 05:49 AM (voYu7)
Yeah, I'm getting to that point. I usually do that every 6 months or so but haven't yet. It's past time.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 05:55 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 05:56 AM (voYu7)
The only drawback to formatting was that I had to save everything to disk first. Still, it was the one sure way to get rid of the nasties.
Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 05:57 AM (voYu7)
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2016 06:04 AM (jw2Xw)
I think I read somewhere that once you go to win 10 the OEM key from your original OS is no longer valid.
I need to make sure first.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:06 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2016 06:12 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2016 06:22 AM (jw2Xw)
How do we know that wasn't written by a woman?
Posted by: RobM1981 at December 22, 2016 06:24 AM (VVBN7)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:24 AM (d76uN)
I haven't done it now in a long time because Microsnot no longer supports XP and I am leery of scratch reload.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:25 AM (mpXpK)
True. It could have been Lena's love note to Amy.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:26 AM (d76uN)
Vic as far as I know, you can still get all the service packs and updates for XP. Just not any support for them.
You have to rely on third party people if you want/need help.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:30 AM (d76uN)
Have they figured out how to broadcast smugness?
Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2016 06:30 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2016 06:31 AM (tOcW/)
You have to rely on third party people if you want/need help.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:30 AM (d76uN)
Yes, I had heard that but I just do not want to put it to the test.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)
Suddenly, a cat purrs wolf howls.
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2016 06:22 AM (jw2Xw)
Reminds me. Sitting out in the hot tub yesterday afternoon I watched a wolf go by. He growled at me and I got a good grip on the beer bottle I was holding.
It's a whole 'nother world down here.So tell me...is lacing your coffee with Bailey's at 4:00 AM cause for concern?
Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 06:34 AM (voYu7)
RISK = PROBABILITY X CONSEQUENCES
So the probability of a complete scratch reload failing is in some manner may be low but the consequences are high.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:36 AM (mpXpK)
How do we know that wasn't written by a woman?
Posted by: RobM1981
The handwriting is clearly masculine. If it were written by a woman, the i's would be dotted with hearts.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 22, 2016 06:36 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: KWDreaming at December 22, 2016 06:36 AM (AkcYt)
Posted by: creeper's liver at December 22, 2016 06:37 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
I'm relying on you, Jill!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 22, 2016 06:38 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: creeper's liver at December 22, 2016 06:37 AM (jw2Xw)
***
Yeah, well you couldn't even cope with St. Johns Wort. Those elevated liver enzymes scared the crap outta me. If you're gonna go haywire on me I might as well enjoy it.
Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 06:39 AM (voYu7)
Not really. It's 5pm in Kazakastan or somewhere like that.
Drink up!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:41 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: creeper
I'm about to start my second vodka and diet coke. I do this to erase concern.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 22, 2016 06:43 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:44 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 22, 2016 06:43 AM (rH4JY)
I knew you had no judgement, but seriously, vodka and coke????
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:45 AM (mpXpK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIaWTSaoZ0M
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2016 06:54 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:56 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:57 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 06:58 AM (voYu7)
Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 06:59 AM (voYu7)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 22, 2016 07:10 AM (nrnR5)
Posted by: Cygnus at December 22, 2016 09:32 AM (fdavN)
The first line is actually, "'In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since."
The quoted line follows.
Gawl. It's like he didn't even read it.
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