Wednesday Night ONT DUMP!

I've been out of town for a couple of days (In-laws in town from Canada, we went to Colonial Williamsburg), so I don't have much time to write this. Last week I cleared out the browser tabs, tonight it's the pictures folder. Everytime I see something that might work for an ONT, on Twitter, Imgur, Tumblr or wherever, I save it to a folder. Well, that folder's full, so tonight I'm going to empty it. How does that strike everyone?


Troll Level: Master


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News You Can Use


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How To Edit Wiki, Dry Wit Edition


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Don't Mess With The Queen


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Grammar Lesson


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Big Numbers


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Choice


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The Patriarchy is Everywhere!


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The Great White North


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For the Left, This is a Feature, Not a Bug


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Skippy?*


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* If you don't get the reference, click here.

This May Be The Same Guy


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Great Gag


Why Hillary Lost


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Me Too


Jinkies!.jpg

Logic


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You're Never Too Old To Play Fort


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Little Known Facts About The Electoral College


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Dog


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Muppet Election


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English Am Hard


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Chicken


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Pretension


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Truth


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What I Hope You Got From This ONT



Tonight's ONT brought to you by The Master Race:

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The Yahoo Group needs more salt.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:18 PM




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1 first

Posted by: mallfly who was turned down by Satan as too too... at December 21, 2016 10:19 PM (b7fwp)

2 th!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (kP16F)

3 Keith Olbermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly who was turned down by Satan as too too... at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (b7fwp)

4 Where's the cat?

Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (3pGfC)

5 And the beat goes on.

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (D7dYu)

6 Aloha!!! Welcome to Weirddave's Enchanted ONT!!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (EzgxV)

7 Nazi Milk Foot Bath?

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (pfa8g)

8 Now, back to savour the "content"!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (kP16F)

9 NOW?

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (tHwdc)

10 12 Posts of Christmas, 2016 (Day 9)

"Snow" by Loreena McKennit

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12825

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2016 10:21 PM (vBeA5)

11 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (IcT7t)

12 College Demands Respect for Communism

A purportedly "Christian" college, Samford University, has refused to recognize a chapter of Young Americans for Freedom (YAF). Why? Because YAF's founding document, the Sharon Statement, denounces communism. Obviously, on the modern college campus, this is #ThoughtCrime of the highest order.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12843

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (vBeA5)

13 Metered usage rolls over day after tomorrow - no images until then. Drat.

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (D7dYu)

14 How is this guy in a dress getting that poor octopus to make such a God awful noise?

Posted by: indifferent penguin in a tux at December 21, 2016 10:22 PM (ZAlOu)

15 Oh, it's got content, just in .jpg form.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 10:23 PM (TrV8o)

16 I've known Pythagorean triangles, and that's no Pythagorean triangle.

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 21, 2016 10:23 PM (tHwdc)

17 All I want to know is if you managed to purloin a musket from Williamsburg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 10:25 PM (ZO497)

18 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "TOO CHEESY" WRITTEN ON THE BOX COULD MEAN THE CHEESY LINE OR THE PIZZA HAD TOO MUCH CHEESE!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at December 21, 2016 10:26 PM (ZAlOu)

19 I had to scroll down to be sure there was no yo kno who here

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 10:26 PM (EZebt)

20 If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

Posted by: Often Heard In Texas at December 21, 2016 10:27 PM (DMUuz)

21 I knew someone would appreciate my saving those jars of my spunk.

Posted by: Hermann Goering at December 21, 2016 10:29 PM (/Nite)

22 If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

Shit.

Posted by: Metallica at December 21, 2016 10:29 PM (IcT7t)

23 Lotta wondrous content, but rather sparse on links....so the "Thank you, WeirdDave, for another glorious ONT -- now, off to chase the links" phase is going to be somewhat truncated....and, BTW, I've got an ex-boss I've got to send the guitar-on-chest gif to.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2016 10:31 PM (EzgxV)

24 I will always contest that the "Great Society" destroyed inner cities, maybe forever. On purpose.

LBJ was a monster. The Democrats finally got their revenge for losing the Civil War.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:31 PM (qgUJH)

25
#21


whoot

!!!!!

Posted by: Jeep CJ-5's everywhere at December 21, 2016 10:31 PM (jrFgU)

26 Tonight's ONT brought to you by The Master Race

Dare I ask if that is actually milk or not...

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2016 10:31 PM (vBeA5)

27 Hey everybody.

This was posted today by my FB friend, Dave Dix. Told him I'm sharing it here.

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Dave Dix
3 hrs
#UnpopularOpinions

1. Lunch should be eaten just after 11am

2. Shoes should have pockets

3. Portland is the capital of Oregon

4. Most non-fiction books should be articles, and most non-fiction articles should be tweets.

5. In general, smoke-filled rooms, backroom deals, and party machines produce better practical results than direct democracy

6. Anchovies and olives are wonderful to eat

7. Siracha is a terrible "hot" sauce.

8. Lincoln was one of our worst presidents

9. Huey Lewis and the News is radically underrated. Imma let you finish, but 'I Want a New Drug' has one of the best guitar solos of all time. Of all time! (The 4:46 version of the song, not the radio 3:32 version)

10. The Scottish Enlightenment is more important than the French Enlightenment

11. Wal-Mart deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for doing more than anyone else to eliminate poverty

12. The South isn't nearly as racist or backward as most people think, and places like New York and California are way more so than anybody cares to admit.

13. Self-styled progressives usually hold regressive positions.

14. People skills are underrated

15. Not only is the Electoral College a good thing, but senators should still be chosen by the state legislature, and the voting age should be 21

16. SRV played Hendrix better than Hendrix.

17. Led Zeppelin was the best rock band ever

18. Teaching suffers more from too much compassion than too little; and students, if pressed, will admit that's true

19. MOOCs or their replacement will threaten at least one major established college or university over the next twenty years.

20. Most education and credentialing operates as a form of virtue signaling.

---

I added my Unpopular Opinion: women should start wearing hosiery again!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (u8kLQ)

28 This ONT was weird.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (IDPbH)

29 What is supposed to be going on in der Fuhrerbunker picture?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (MiBfH)

30 Lady #1: I'd like you to give me a milk bath.


Lady #2: Would you like it pasteurized?


Lady #1: No. Up to my knees would be fine.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (wPiJc)

31 that is a fuck load of content

Posted by: Jeep CJ-5's everywhere at December 21, 2016 10:34 PM (jrFgU)

32 Skippy!

I tried to emulate Skippy while I was in.

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 10:34 PM (CRotO)

33 Are you kidding me? I read all of the content, and so few comments at this point?

Posted by: French Jeton at December 21, 2016 10:34 PM (WMvHw)

34 SRV played Hendrix better than Hendrix.

Because SRV could keephis Guitar in tune & went it was out of tune, he knew it & would get it back in tune

Posted by: Evilpens at December 21, 2016 10:35 PM (y3aQB)

35 Weirddave,
Was there snow at Williamsburg? Wouldn't want your Canadian guests to feel homesick.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

36 Wow, quite a crop of linkage. Posting now to get into the top 50. Then I'll check the links.

Good job, Weird Dave!

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 21, 2016 10:35 PM (zqUhc)

37 @Political Hat

Yes, real milk appears yellow(y) in photos and videos.

Advertising uses a thickener and a whitener so as to not be, you know, off putting when trying to sell product.

The more you know....

Posted by: Browndog at December 21, 2016 10:36 PM (ccfl2)

38 Is that salt or milk? And what's it supposed to mean?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:36 PM (IDPbH)

39 Tomorrow I'll be day drinking. And Friday.

I'll be in your comments, killing your dudes.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:36 PM (qgUJH)

40 Is that salt or milk? And what's it supposed to mean?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:36 PM (IDPbH)

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It's white... and they like white stuff?

Dunno. Same as Communism, anyway.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:36 PM (qgUJH)

41 I would NOT do the NAZI milk girls!

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)

42 Instead of making me feel outraged, that pizza thing just made me hungry for pizza. Guess I'm not much of a feminazi.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

43 >>>Lady #1: I'd like you to give me a milk bath.
Lady #2: Would you like it pasteurized?

Lady #1: No. Up to my knees would be fine.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (wPiJc)<<<




That was udderly terrible.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (ZAlOu)

44 beaker and bunsen were my favorites

Posted by: concrete girl at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (+sbkb)

45 11. Wal-Mart deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for doing more than anyone else to eliminate poverty


Wal-Mart sucks.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:38 PM (qUNWi)

46 Nope. No snow. I walked around all day in a lightweight Ravens vest and a 3/4 sleeve T-shirt with a windbreaker. It was pleasant.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 10:38 PM (TrV8o)

47 "So I pretended to throw a ball and caught the exact moment my dog realized I had betrayed him"

smile.dog* looks pissed!

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgG9v2HEy5A

Posted by: lowtech redneck at December 21, 2016 10:38 PM (egK2C)

48 Yes, real milk appears yellow(y) in photos and videos.

Not if the photographer and/or video crew has calibrated their camera/post-production color correctly. There's this thing called "white balance," among other adjustments.

(Can't help myself, been reading about filmmaking lately)
:-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:38 PM (u8kLQ)

49 This ONT was weird.


Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM



It all comes together if you're high. It all makes sense, man. You wanna get high?

Posted by: otho at December 21, 2016 10:39 PM (lmIoG)

50 WTF is the deal with that last picture? Jeebus.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2016 10:39 PM (0mRoj)

51 17. Led Zeppelin was the best rock band ever


This is a subjective fact that is objectively true.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:39 PM (qUNWi)

52 Instead of making me feel outraged, that pizza thing just made me hungry for pizza. Guess I'm not much of a feminazi.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

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I'm sure you are much more popular for it.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:40 PM (qgUJH)

53 30 Lady #1: I'd like you to give me a milk bath.
Lady #2: Would you like it pasteurized?
Lady #1: No. Up to my knees would be fine.
Posted by: Muldoon
---------------

I mean really - how do you top that? How?

Posted by: Chi at December 21, 2016 10:40 PM (UWLAq)

54 Evening, everyone. Be right back after content

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 21, 2016 10:40 PM (di1hb)

55 I think nerdygirl is popular.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (qUNWi)

56 Whose eye did Ralphie Parker shoot out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_t01_6a2kQ

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (Ya7zs)

57 So chicken chicken chicken chicken really *is* a scientific paper, relating to geology?

Mind. Blown.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

58 Evening, everyone. Be right back after content
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 21, 2016 10:40 PM (di1hb)




were you left behind a lot as a kid?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (cPsPa)

59 Good day at FB today. Another friend there, Jeffrey Rose, shared this short movie he made. Seems he has the same trouble with oversharing, overtalkative store cashiers as I do.

https://vimeo.com/168690742

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (u8kLQ)

60 I don't get most of that stuff.

Duh. Do I feel dumb.

WTF w/ all the swastikas?

Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (HTJUH)

61 208. Not allowed to play into the deluded fantasies of the civilians who are hearing conversations from the NSA, FBI, CIA and KGB due to the microchip the aliens implanted in their brain.
___
NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (aZq03)

62 I mean really - how do you top that? How?
Posted by: Chi at December 21, 2016 10:40 PM (UWLAq)
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I pretty much immediately gave up on topping Muldoon.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (qgUJH)

63 Maybe it's not a milk bath. Maybe she's being fitted for cement shoes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (MiBfH)

64 Some unpopular opinions are unpopular because they suck.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (IDPbH)

65 I think nerdygirl is popular.
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (qUNWi)
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Of course she is. But preferring pizza to feminazi hectoring probably is an asset, either way.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (qgUJH)

66 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (D2vc1)

67 a lightweight Ravens vest and a 3/4 sleeve T-shirt with a windbreaker. It was pleasant.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 10:38 PM (TrV8o)

You will never be able to claim your Texas birthright wearing Cleveland Browns Baltomore Ravens crap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (voOPb)

68 I just had a horrifying vision of the future:

It's only a matter of time before someone tries to *combine* the flavors of Sriracha and pumpkin spice...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (u8kLQ)

69 Christmas Cheer ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638375887343616

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638473153191936

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638589859753984

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638697410043908

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638812778577921

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (Ya7zs)

70 SRV played Hendrix better than Hendrix.

I disagree. Hendrix played Hendrix better than Hendrix. SRV was a Texas sound to me.




Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (Cf0i2)

71 Skippy's list is hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (0mRoj)

72 Some unpopular opinions are unpopular because they suck.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (IDPbH)




so you are saying sucking is unpopular?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (cPsPa)

73 This whiskey is Canadian. And in my belly. One of these things is awesome and the other is ok-eh?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (qgUJH)

74 And the chicken map?

And the red & blue bars & rectangles?

Posted by: mnw at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM (HTJUH)

75 Thanks, WD, for a fun and eclectic ONT.

Definitely stealing the Electoral College one to troll lib friends.

Posted by: ibguy at December 21, 2016 10:44 PM (vUcdz)

76 More Christmas Cheer ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811638923101347840

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811639017150251009

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811639103267737602

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811639198205800452

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/811639288731467777

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2016 10:44 PM (Ya7zs)

77 >>>I just had a horrifying vision of the future:
It's only a matter of time before someone tries to *combine* the flavors of Sriracha and pumpkin spice...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:42 PM (u8kLQ)<<<

And maybe some cilantro.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (ZAlOu)

78 And the problem with drinking lava is that you can't keep it in a red Solo cup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (MiBfH)

79 SRV owned Voodoo Chile, that's for sure.

But Hendrix was from another world.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (pfa8g)

80 And the problem with drinking lava is that you can't keep it in a red Solo cup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (MiBfH)

Any cup you put it in will be red for a moment.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (qgUJH)

81 It's chicken chicken chicken all over again!

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (tHwdc)

82
trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: Jeep CJ-5's everywhere at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (jrFgU)

83 I did like the Chicken Map.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (pfa8g)

84 It's only a matter of time before someone tries to *combine* the flavors of Sriracha and pumpkin spice...
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Last week a local Valvoline oil change shop had a sign saying, "The Pumpkin Spice Oil Change Is Back!"

I decided not to think about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (ZO497)

85 Oh, and FTR, I have no idea what's going on in that last picture. If you left click on it and select "copy image location", you'll see that it's called "WTF".

Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (TrV8o)

86 wow o wow


that is some fucking sock fail in a row going on

Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (jrFgU)

87 You don't drink lava. You eat like you would a frosty.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (IDPbH)

88 Any cup you put it in will be red for a moment.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (qgUJH)

Convergence! Local radio is playing "When The Volcano Blows" by Jimmy Buffett.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (MiBfH)

89 >>>And the problem with drinking lava is that you can't keep it in a red Solo cup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:45 PM (MiBfH)<<<



Maybe a brown Solo cup would work?

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (ZAlOu)

90 Yeah I would get kicked out of the Scooby gang too.

Posted by: Catwrangler at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (A9I+K)

91 Pretty glorious ELO and yes are making it to hall of fame finally

Posted by: Rick Pitino at December 21, 2016 10:48 PM (M3DRt)

92 >>Last week a local Valvoline oil change shop had a sign saying, "The Pumpkin Spice Oil Change Is Back!"


I gave my ex-wife's best friend a Pumpkin Spice Oil Change shortly after our divorce.

She loved it.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:48 PM (pfa8g)

93 chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken


winning!
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken



Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 10:48 PM (jrFgU)

94 So where are the classrooms and dorms of the Electoral College? Huh? Answer me that.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 10:48 PM (sdi6R)

95 >> Local radio is playing "When The Volcano Blows" by Jimmy Buffett.


May he die in a fire.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:48 PM (pfa8g)

96 Convergence! Local radio is playing "When The Volcano Blows" by Jimmy Buffett.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (MiBfH)
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THIS IS MY THESIS!!!!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (qgUJH)

97 Oh, and FTR, I have no idea what's going on in that last picture. If you left click on it and select "copy image location", you'll see that it's called "WTF".

Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 10:46 PM (TrV8o)

I have never seen milk sold in containers like thos pictured. And there seems to be vastly more milk (or whatever it is) than would be needed to fill the tub being used.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (MiBfH)

98 12. The South isn't nearly as racist or backward as most people think, and places like New York and California are way more so than anybody cares to admit.

Boston is by far the most racist place I've ever lived.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (SRKgf)

99 Great ONT WD.

I never knew Nazi chicks were into foot care so much.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (EZebt)

100 Little known fact, lava was drinkable before global warmening.

Posted by: Buzzfeed at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (aZq03)

101 is that cows milk?




??

Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (jrFgU)

102 That last photo makes me feel funny.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (qmIjM)

103 Regarding the last picture, Google Reverse Image Search reveals that the internet at large shares our confusion.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (qgUJH)

104 Lava is fine for drinking, you just want to boil it for 5 minutes first.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (pfa8g)

105 That last picture is wrong. Just . . . and that should be a STG-44 on the wall.

Crap. That is all messed up.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2016 10:51 PM (9MInk)

106 Here is an "explanation" of that last photo.
http://tinyurl.com/zo5ldly

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:51 PM (qgUJH)

107 pissing on hot lava saves the planet and stops global warming

Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 10:52 PM (jrFgU)

108 The Electoral College suspended its wrestling team for inappropriate tweets.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:52 PM (IDPbH)

109 A Bostonian once told me that we needed abortion because otherwise there would be too many brown people in the world.

To complete the "only in Boston" a little later in the conversation he told me he hated Republicans because they were racists.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2016 10:52 PM (aZq03)

110 nice catch on the AR on the wall in the last pic

Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 10:52 PM (jrFgU)

111 102 That last photo makes me feel funny.
Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 21, 2016 10:50 PM (qmIjM)



The chick getting the footbath is kind of cute, until I realize she has sort of a Hitler hairstyle.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 10:52 PM (sdi6R)

112 I enjoy eating liver with some lava beans and a nice chianti.

**tongue flick*

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at December 21, 2016 10:54 PM (ZAlOu)

113 Actually, "Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, he told me, just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.'" is the second line of the book.

So, maybe neither of them read it.

(I didn't read it either, for that matter.)

Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 21, 2016 10:54 PM (ZBO0C)

114 10. The Scottish Enlightenment is more important than the French Enlightenment

And since the Scottish Enlightenment gave us Adam Smith, I am of a mind to agree with that statement.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2016 10:54 PM (9MInk)

115 I think I might need a therapist now that I've discovered my previously-unknown totalitarian lactose fetish. Thanks, ONT!

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 21, 2016 10:54 PM (qmIjM)

116 Just because that person didn't read The Great Gatsby doesn't mean that you should ignore their knowledge and life experiences dude!

Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at December 21, 2016 10:55 PM (qgUJH)

117 The Scottish Enlightenment is more important than the French Enlightenment

And since the Scottish Enlightenment gave us Adam Smith, I am of a mind to agree with that statement.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2016 10:54 PM (9MInk)

I agree but is that an unpopular opinion?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:55 PM (IDPbH)

118 That's a still from a German lactation porn video.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 10:56 PM (DW+jj)

119 I used to fake out my previous dog by throwing snowballs hard enough that they would disintegrate. He'd go back and forth looking for the ball.
I can't do it with the beagle because she doesn't do retrieving. As a matter of fact she doesn't play with toys at all unless they have food attached.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

120 *And maybe some cilantro.*

Cilantro makes everything taste better.

Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (aMV0K)

121 Hi all, what's up?

We've warmed here in N IL. 28 today, that is awesome.

Posted by: Farmer at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (o/90i)

122 The woman seated there is a young Angela Merkel.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (DW+jj)

123 Maybe a brown Solo cup would work?

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 21, 2016 10:47 PM (ZAlOu)

Larvae, not lava. Easy mistake to make, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (MiBfH)

124 What's the "Sensible" thing from?

Hi everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 10:58 PM (MZcWR)

125 That last photo is a symbol of intolerance. Lactose intolerance.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 21, 2016 10:58 PM (qmIjM)

126 I can't do it with the beagle because she doesn't do retrieving. As a matter of fact she doesn't play with toys at all unless they have food attached.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
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I have a big hound and he isn't "too smart" to chase fake stuff. He merely CAN'T BE BOTHERED.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:58 PM (qgUJH)

127 Laughed my ass off on that Skippy list.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 10:58 PM (9iR5/)

128 The girl pouring the milk should lend Lena Dunham her hat.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (IDPbH)

129 ...women should start wearing hosiery again!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:33 PM (u8kLQ)

Not the pantyhose kind either.

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (D7dYu)

130 The oddball Nazi Girl/milk pic is from Photo Artist, Danny Peschl's "Disturbation" series.

Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (b7AU3)

131 What's the "Sensible" thing from?

Hi everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 10:58 PM (MZcWR)
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Danger 5. Very very very very silly.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (qgUJH)

132 so you are saying sucking is unpopular?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 10:43 PM


Yes.

Posted by: Garden Hoses, Golf Balls, & Trailer Hitches at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (DMUuz)

133 Barrel

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:00 PM (qgUJH)

Posted by: Garden Hoses, Golf Balls, & Trailer Hitches at December 21, 2016 11:00 PM (DMUuz)

135 gNewt... barrel

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2016 11:00 PM (IcT7t)

136 A barreling we will go, a barreling we will go.....

Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 21, 2016 11:00 PM (D2vc1)

137 That's not milk in The Barrel...

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (pfa8g)

138 That pigeon story made me laugh out loud. I stopped laughing while reading the LBJ poster.

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (8zL5i)

139 gNewt - barrel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (8/vme)

140 You know what's great?

Waiting a week for your new 6T drive to back up all your stuff. Well, most of it.

You know what's not great? Doing the Greater Good, and donating your 6T drive so that a business can recover from a CryptoLocker virus.

You know what's kind of great? Having your boss buy you a brand new 6T drive to replace the previous one.

Then you have to wait another week or so for everything to back up...again.

Yeah, the very definition of a First World Problem.

Still, I am not a fan of this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (MZcWR)

141 gNewt ---> Barrel

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (ZO497)

142 Oh, and FTR, I have no idea what's going on in that last picture. If you left click on it and select "copy image location", you'll see that it's called "WTF".

Maybe it's commentary on how breastfeeding is heteronormative gender blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

143 'Go Away, Disturbaitin'!'

Posted by: Nazi Girl at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (pfa8g)

144 I would NOT do the NAZI milk girls!

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)


Word.

Posted by: Ernst Röhm at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (vBeA5)

145 Present. Also peasant, pleasant, and occasionally a pedant.

Posted by: Halfwise, Deplorable at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (rB/gm)

146 Maybe it's commentary on how breastfeeding is heteronormative gender blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

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I found the rest of the pictures in the series by that photographer.

*spock eyebrow*

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (qgUJH)

147 Here is an "explanation" of that last photo.
http://tinyurl.com/zo5ldly

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 10:51 PM (qgUJH)

So it's posed photgraph in the genre of the absurd? So nothing in it should be expected to make sense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (MiBfH)

148 SRV played Hendrix better than Hendrix.

Probably true. Stevie Ray recorded the definitive versions of several Hendrix songs. Hendrix was the better songwriter though.

I was blessed enough to see Stevie Ray a number of times in college before he hit it big. Stupid me never bothered to try and talk with him. Friends who knew him or met him describe him as a little bit shy and very polite -- it was always "yes, ma'am" and "yes, sir" with him.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (nvMvs)

149 See, that's why I don't do those fancy text things. That and the fact that I really don't know how, and we should prolly leave it that way.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (dnWSK)

150 142 Oh, and FTR, I have no idea what's going on in that last picture. If you left click on it and select "copy image location", you'll see that it's called "WTF".

Maybe it's commentary on how breastfeeding is heteronormative gender blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:01 PM (+lVUW)


Moron Pundit has the scoop at 106. Basically it's an art picture, and the concept was walking in on awkward things that people are doing behind closed doors.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (iMxBJ)

151 It's a metaphorical protest of the sexism inherent in cis-breastfeeding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (ZO497)

152 Thanks, Moron Pundit. I would have thought it might be from "Quark," a weird sitcom with Richard Benjamin that has been totally forgotten by all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (MZcWR)

153 So it's posed photgraph in the genre of the absurd? So nothing in it should be expected to make sense.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:02 PM (MiBfH)
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Mission ACCOMPLISHED!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (qgUJH)

154 Disturbaitin' would be a great name for a band.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (qmIjM)

155 What in holy hell?

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (7qAYi)

156 You know what would be nice? If there was a jump to the bottom link at the very top and a jump to the top at the bottom and not just the comments.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:04 PM (dnWSK)

157 I got to see SRV a few times.

The best was in MSG with Jeff Beck.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 11:04 PM (pfa8g)

158 Thanks, Moron Pundit. I would have thought it might be from "Quark," a weird sitcom with Richard Benjamin that has been totally forgotten by all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (MZcWR)
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I just wish Sensible Chuckle was a real magazine.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:04 PM (qgUJH)

159 gNewt - barrel.

Ya'll are too young to remember garter belts with seamed nylon stockings.

Sigh

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 11:05 PM (D7dYu)

160 Ya know BC, I can remember back in the early to mid nineties buying my very first one gig HD. It was an HP with a scuzzy drive (I was into building my own machines). I remember thinking that there was no way in hell that I would ever fill that up. With a 486 chip and 512 meg of ram I thought I had a monster machine. It played DOOM pretty well.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:05 PM (9iR5/)

161 Link to the Danny Peschl series the Nazi milchmadchen is from, bizarre and no way shape or form SFW http://tinyurl.com/jla2ode

Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at December 21, 2016 11:05 PM (b7AU3)

162 A: What's so funny about "Facts About the Electoral College"?

B: I don't get the "Why Hillary Lost" thingy.

C: Hi, y'all!!

Posted by: logprof at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (GsAUU)

163 gNewt, no, I know about the seamed stockings.

Stockings, tights, pantyhose... I love 'em all. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (u8kLQ)

164 Link to the Danny Peschl series the Nazi milchmadchen is from, bizarre and no way shape or form SFW http://tinyurl.com/jla2ode
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at December 21, 2016 11:05 PM (b7AU3)
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Like, XXXXNSFW.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (qgUJH)

165 Moron Pundit has the scoop at 106. Basically it's an art picture, and the concept was walking in on awkward things that people are doing behind closed doors.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:03 PM (iMxBJ)

The artist's next rendering will be of an elite security guard whacking off at a football game, but he's concerned it might be too unbelievable to work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (MiBfH)

166 gNewt, I remember them very very well. *sigh*

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:07 PM (9iR5/)

167 120
Cilantro makes everything taste better.
Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2016 10:57 PM (aMV0K)
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It sure makes soap tastes better, I can tell you that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (Nox3c)

168 cilantro cucks

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (oAY8z)

169 165 The artist's next rendering will be of an elite security guard whacking off at a football game, but he's concerned it might be too unbelievable to work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (MiBfH)


I had the misfortune to see that video, and I didn't see anything "elite."

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (iMxBJ)

170 The girl pouring the milk should lend Lena Dunham her hat.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 10:59 PM (IDPbH)


That was good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (+lVUW)

171 I just read that Jane Fonda and some other over-the-hill celebs are trying to help start up a nationwide boycott of Wells Fargo.

Never been prouder to be a WF customer... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)

172 Cilantro is great.

Garlic is awful.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi)

173 168
cilantro cucks

And tastes like soap

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (9iR5/)

174 Cilantro's good in *very* limited quantities.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)

175 >>>Garlic is awful.
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi)<<<



Word.

Posted by: Count Dracula at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (ZAlOu)

176 I had the misfortune to see that video, and I didn't see anything "elite."

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (iMxBJ)

I thought he was an employee of a company called "Elite Security".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (MiBfH)

177 I just read that Jane Fonda and some other over-the-hill celebs are trying to help start up a nationwide boycott of Wells Fargo.

Never been prouder to be a WF customer... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)
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Come on, 2016. After all you've taken from us, Jane Fonda is still walking around.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (qgUJH)

178 172 Cilantro is great.
Garlic is awful.
Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi)


Didn't know any vampires were posting here.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (iMxBJ)

179 If it doesn't have cilantro in it it's not Mexican.

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (D7dYu)

180 169 165 The artist's next rendering will be of an elite security guard whacking off at a football game, but he's concerned it might be too unbelievable to work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (MiBfH)

I had the misfortune to see that video, and I didn't see anything "elite."
Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:08 PM (iMxBJ)

I believe that was the name of the security firm, Elite Security

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (7qAYi)

181 174
Cilantro's good in *very* limited quantities.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)
Yeah, but then why do some cooks put the whole damn bush in the dish? That's all that you can taste.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (9iR5/)

182 So cilantro taste like lava.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (IDPbH)

183 176 I thought he was an employee of a company called "Elite Security".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:10 PM (MiBfH)


Ah. Now they'll change the name to "Jacks Security."

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (iMxBJ)

184 Come on, 2016. After all you've taken from us, Jane Fonda is still walking around.
Posted by: Moron Pundit
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The devil protects his own.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (ZO497)

185 Ya'll are too young to remember garter belts with seamed nylon stockings.



Sigh

Used to wear them to work.

Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VtLx6)

186 167 & 168. Angel-clan put that, sriracha, hoisin, french fried onions, or fish sauce (nom pla) in or on everything they eat.

Heh....when I bring pastrami or shashlik, they consider THAT to be exotic food. Such is life.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (8/vme)

187 Old Blue, good question.

At least cilantro is incredibly cheap. A whole bush is usually anywhere from 15 to 50 cents at the market.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:12 PM (u8kLQ)

188 162 A: What's so funny about "Facts About the Electoral College"?

B: I don't get the "Why Hillary Lost" thingy.

C: Hi, y'all!!

Posted by: logprof at December 21, 2016 11:06 PM (GsAUU)



B: check the spelling

Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2016 11:12 PM (EzgxV)

189 59 Good day at FB today. Another friend there, Jeffrey Rose, shared this short movie he made. Seems he has the same trouble with oversharing, overtalkative store cashiers as I do.

https://vimeo.com/168690742
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 10:41 PM (u8kLQ)


That was pretty good. I always use the self checkout line, myself.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:12 PM (sdi6R)

190 I picked up the complete collection of Three Stooges shorts today at B&N. List price was $76, but with various discounts & coupons I got it for just over 40 bucks.

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:13 PM (7qAYi)

191 If I had time to do the math, I would figure out how many of the states the FAB won could have been flipped to trump by subtracting from her margin of victory in CA, NY, and MA. I'm willing to bet she could have won those three states alone and still eked out a popular vote win. In other words could trump have added enough votes +1 in all of the sates the FAB won save those three and still lost the popular vote? Powerful illustration of why we need the EC.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:13 PM (dnWSK)

192 I just had a crazy idea.

Someone on our side should create our own fact-checking site. If any Tom, Dick, or Harry can do that and be credible (see also, Snopes), then why not us?

Call it something snarky like IsThatAFact, and use it to rigorously shred all of the Lefty BS. Including their "fact checking" sites.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (X52ZZ)

193 Garlic is beautiful.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (Nox3c)

194 rickl, I've been using self-checkout too. BUT...

California gubmint strikes again!! You can't get free plastic bags at the market anymore, you *have* to buy thicker ones, or paper bags.

And the supermarkets don't trust the customers to add on the cost I guess, so right now if you go up to a self-checkout lane in California? NO BAGS available there, you have to have either brought your own or go without. I *do* like that most stores have a big ol' sign right there, explaining why the bags have disappeared.

VERY annoying. Going to have to get used to bringing in a bag or two at the market, I guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:15 PM (u8kLQ)

195 Garlic is beautiful.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (Nox3c)

Garlic bread is mana from heaven .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (IDPbH)

196 Call it something snarky like IsThatAFact, and use
it to rigorously shred all of the Lefty BS. Including their "fact
checking" sites.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (X52ZZ)
Do you perhaps have a newsletter to which I could subscribe?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (9iR5/)

197 Call it something snarky like IsThatAFact, and use it to rigorously shred all of the Lefty BS. Including their "fact checking" sites.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (X52ZZ)

Good idea. I read the Snopes story in the sidebar, and about bust a gut laughing at the mess those "incorruptible" fact checkers have gotten themselves in. It's true!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (MiBfH)

198 Margarita, yup!! I love garlic too. Adds what I would describe as a degree of 'meatiness' to whatever you're eating.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (u8kLQ)

199 I *think* the big health scare that hit Chipotle was possibly tied to cilantro. Where they pick it, where it grows...there's people dootin' in the fields...not ideal

cilantro = muy mal

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (oAY8z)

200 Garlic is living hell.

Posted by: eleven at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (qUNWi)

201 Was visiting Austin and rant into a HEB to pick up a few things. They don't have bags at all, you must bring your own. No signs. They looked at me like I had 3 heads when I asked where the bags were.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (dnWSK)

202 My patronus is a Winchester

Good name.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)

203 197 Call it something snarky like IsThatAFact, and use it to rigorously shred all of the Lefty BS. Including their "fact checking" sites.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM (X52ZZ)

Good idea. I read the Snopes story in the sidebar, and about bust a gut laughing at the mess those "incorruptible" fact checkers have gotten themselves in. It's true!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:16 PM (MiBfH)

Their cat is the only one I trust

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (7qAYi)

204 VERY annoying. Going to have to get used to bringing in a bag or two at the market, I guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:15 PM (u8kLQ)

Just follow a Liberal into the tofu aisle, and mug him for his mesh bag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (MiBfH)

205 Home grown garlic is awesomer

Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (Cf0i2)

206 A couple of friends of Mrs. Old Blue are constantly sending us stuff and say "See, Snopes says it's true!" I should send them a link to the DM story.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (9iR5/)

207 Yeah, breastfeeding is definitely sexist, cis-whatever, and unfair to men who can't get in on the action, but there's hope, morons.
http://www.thelocal.se/20090902/21842
Great link, I haven't been able to embed, so you have to copy, paste.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

208 AOP, LOL.

Or just snatch it while the lib's not looking. The proverbial stealing candy from a baby. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (u8kLQ)

209 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (dnWSK)

That must be just in Austin.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 11:19 PM (IDPbH)

210 B: check the spelling
Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2016 11:12 PM (EzgxV)


--Ah, well, hardly a turning point.

Posted by: logprof at December 21, 2016 11:19 PM (GsAUU)

211
Was visiting Austin and rant into a HEB to pick up a few things.

I ran into a HEB once.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at December 21, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)

212 I like cilantro, but garlic is much more healthful for man.

It's not even close.

Posted by: logprof at December 21, 2016 11:20 PM (GsAUU)

213 Garlic is beautiful.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2016 11:14 PM


Word.

All of the alliums are beautiful.

Posted by: Garden Hoses, Golf Balls, & Trailer Hitches at December 21, 2016 11:20 PM (DMUuz)

214 207 Yeah, breastfeeding is definitely sexist, cis-whatever, and unfair to men who can't get in on the action, but there's hope, morons.
http://www.thelocal.se/20090902/21842
Great link, I haven't been able to embed, so you have to copy, paste.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW)


Really not what I expected after reading "get in on the action." You knew exactly what you were doing. Kudos.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2016 11:21 PM (iMxBJ)

215 I think the SJW wet dream is a society where people have no concept of gender. You wear whatever clothes you want to wear, have sex with whoever you want, however you want and sometimes, for reasons unexplainable, when certain people have sex, one of them has a baby. Weird.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:22 PM (dnWSK)

216 the first video from The Producers - shows what the other passengers should have done to that asshole on the Delta flight. Creating a panic on an airplane should be a felony, not a prank.

Posted by: vivi at December 21, 2016 11:23 PM (11H2y)

217 That must be just in Austin.


Yes. Austin is where Texas stores its leftists.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:23 PM (dnWSK)

218 206 A couple of friends of Mrs. Old Blue are constantly sending us stuff and say "See, Snopes says it's true!" I should send them a link to the DM story.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:18 PM (9iR5/)


We all need to bookmark that, and deploy it as necessary.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:23 PM (sdi6R)

219 A million dollar stack of $100 bills is 3 feet high. A billion dollar stack of $100 bills is as tall as the Empire State Building.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 11:24 PM (IDPbH)

220 WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?!

Posted by: Now Deaf Penguin at December 21, 2016 11:24 PM (hVdx9)

221 The only one I got was the muppet election.

What was the first guy applauding?

Posted by: Bob the Credulous at December 21, 2016 11:24 PM (T6qpA)

222 Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:13 PM (7qAYi)
===

Moar Stooges!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 11:24 PM (EZebt)

223 What was the first guy applauding?

Lena Dunham stripping.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2016 11:26 PM (IcT7t)

224 219 A million dollar stack of $100 bills is 3 feet high. A billion dollar stack of $100 bills is as tall as the Empire State Building.


A billion dollars. Or as federal budgeters call it "0.1"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:26 PM (dnWSK)

225 Now I'm wondering what was going on in the Queen photo.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:26 PM (sdi6R)

226 >> Really not what I expected after reading "get in on the action."

I knew that's what it was going to be. That lunatic is not the first. There was a story, linked here in an ONT many moons ago, from some "modern man" who trying to also trying to lactate. He was fighting the patriarchy, of course.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:27 PM (DW+jj)

227 215---" and sometimes, for reasons unexplainable, when certain people have sex, one of them has a baby."
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Um, no. THAT would never be part of their dream.
It would be like Brave New World --- no connection whatsoever between sex and reproduction. You can manufacture any humans you want in a factory.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 21, 2016 11:27 PM (Nox3c)

228 That pigeon story made me laugh out loud. I stopped laughing while reading the LBJ poster.
---

In the past, people were "judgemental" and "discouraged" young women from having children out of wedlock.

Thanks to liberalism, we have tolerance for everything-- they're even racing towards normalizing pedophilia.

The result? Record incarceration for young black men, black families in poverty and dysfunctional children because they have no father.

Thanks Liberals! Thanks Communist Party USA!


/that goal is #40 on the list of Communist Goals from 1963

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:27 PM (xoQqk)

229 Picture of what San Diego cheerleaders might look like, since this is all officially newsy and stuff

http://www.sandiegometro.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Chargers-Cheerleaders.jpg

Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2016 11:29 PM (aZq03)

230 A million dollar stack of $100 bills is 3 feet high. A billion dollar stack of $100 bills is as tall as the Empire State Building.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 11:24 PM (IDPbH)

Well, a billion is a thousand million, right? So if one million dollar bills makes a 3 foot stack, then a thousand such stacks would reach to 3000 feet, neglecting compression. Empire State is 1454 feet, including its antenna structure. So, not quite half a billion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:30 PM (MiBfH)

231 The Queen's husband, Prince Philip, is an absolute hoot. He's not very politically correct. In fact, he's Archie Bunker. Google some of his quotes over the years. The British Press largely just looks the other way, what with him being the Queen's hubby and all that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:30 PM (DW+jj)

232 How the hell did he make toast in class?? that's impressive

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at December 21, 2016 11:31 PM (C+vbB)

233 58 Evening, everyone. Be right back after content

were you left behind a lot as a kid?


No, but I did wander off a far bit.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 21, 2016 11:31 PM (di1hb)

234 publius, LOL. Does that make Prince Charles the Meathead? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:31 PM (u8kLQ)

235 What movie is that first picture from?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 21, 2016 11:31 PM (R+30W)

236 Anon, the first one?

The Producers, 1968.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)

237 The best I can find on the queen post is that her horse had just won a race, presumably everyone else had bet against her.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:32 PM (dnWSK)

238 It's the scene right *after* Bialystock & Bloom have just premiered, on Broadway, the first section of "Springtime For Hitler."

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:33 PM (u8kLQ)

239 Empire State is 1454 feet, including its antenna structure. So, not quite half a billion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------------

I'm going to want change back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:33 PM (ZO497)

240 Just a great ONT

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 21, 2016 11:33 PM (R5HRU)

241 were you left behind a lot as a kid?

In a way. My Mom and Dad would give me a list and send me to the store. Then they would move while I was away. Most of the time I could find them.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 11:33 PM (9iR5/)

242 Garlic can keep the cancer away.
Also, vampires.
And, most of your friends.

Posted by: navybrat at December 21, 2016 11:34 PM (w7KSn)

243 Question: what if the Democratic party started branding themselves as the party of the "differently abled?"

What if they went full retard -- they're kind of already there with all these Hillary excuses-- but what if they started identifying themselves as the party of the freaks and mentally disabled? Would that bring more people to their message? Would people sympathize even more and be drawn to them?

Or is it simply "logical people" aka "conservatives" vs. "emotional people" aka "liberals?"

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:34 PM (xoQqk)

244
4 Where's the cat?

Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at December 21, 2016 10:20 PM (3pGfC)


There's a pink statue of one on the desk behind the kneeling woman in the scowling Nazi milk foot bath photo.

Are you happy now?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2016 11:34 PM (BK3ZS)

245 236 Anon, the first one?

The Producers, 1968.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)


I recognized it right away. The guy in the middle was applauding "Springtime for Hitler", and the other horrified theatergoers let him have it.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

246 Used to wear them to work.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VtLx6)

..

pic?

rules and all

Posted by: Original Jake at December 21, 2016 11:35 PM (jrFgU)

247 The best I can find on the queen post is that her horse had just won a race, presumably everyone else had bet against her.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:32 PM (dnWSK)

This sing relates, in a way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EisXJSsULGM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:35 PM (MiBfH)

248 195.one of the midrashim notes that manna tasted like whatever was your favorite food, but would never taste like onions or garlic, because the people grumbled about missing those from their days in Goshen.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:35 PM (cwrly)

249
232 How the hell did he make toast in class?? that's impressive
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at December 21, 2016 11:31 PM (C+vbB)

===

A lighter and a Ritz cracker.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 11:36 PM (EZebt)

250 It's the scene right *after* Bialystock Bloom have just premiered, on Broadway, the first section of "Springtime For Hitler."
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That's one of my favorite theater type films.

My favorite music industry film is "This is Spinal Tap."

/both are freaking hysterical. Mr Belevedere in drag..

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:36 PM (xoQqk)

251 187 Old Blue, good question.

At least cilantro is incredibly cheap. A whole bush is usually anywhere from 15 to 50 cents at the market.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:12 PM (u8kLQ)


It's incredibly easy to grow in warm climates. A couple of plants will spread enough during the season to feed the whole neighborhood.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 21, 2016 11:36 PM (nvMvs)

252 Great ont, but the long posts are a pain to comment on because my phone refreshes to the very top after a post. I have to scroll to the bottom of the post to click the jump to bottom button on the comments. It would be helpful to have one at the very top.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:37 PM (dnWSK)

253 shibumi, yup. I've read Christopher Hewitt was always far better known in the UK than America, until the sitcom Mr. Belvedere premiered.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:37 PM (u8kLQ)

254 A million dollars in $100 bills makes a nice little pile. It would fit in a suitcase. $100M fills a standard pallet, It would come up about chest high. Google varies visualizations. One billion is thus 10 pallets.

One trillion dollars is thus 10 thousand pallets. Here, you compare that to a football field, and a 747 and all that.

Fun fact: If you laid out the national debt in $1 bills, end to end, you would reach Uranus.

And deeper, now, since that was back when the total debt first exceeded GDP at $15T or so. And that's been several years ago, 2011, I think.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:37 PM (DW+jj)

255 Thanks qdpsteve.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 21, 2016 11:38 PM (R+30W)

256 @160 - Way, way, way back in the day, I installed a second 40 meg drive in my 286 PC and thought, "I will have all the storage I need forever!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2016 11:38 PM (MZcWR)

257 Home grown garlic is awesomer
Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 11:18

In IL don't you have to plant it in the fall to harvest the following yr?

Posted by: Farmer at December 21, 2016 11:39 PM (o/90i)

258 haha, only one outfit. My second job way back in the 80's. Will never be digitized. Unless I'm dead.

Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:39 PM (VtLx6)

259 There's only one link in the ONT, but my wife reminded me that it's pretty old, and a lot of you may have missed it. I'd go back and click it if I were you.

"The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army"

It's a freaking hoot and a half. Sample:

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we#8217;ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

130. #8220;I#8217;m drunk#8221; is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.

136. Shouting #8220;Let#8217;s do the village! Let#8217;s do the whole fucking village!#8221; while out on a mission is bad.

Read them all.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 11:39 PM (TrV8o)

260 Fun fact: If you laid out the national debt in $1 bills, end to end, you would reach Uranus.

And deeper, now, since that was back when the total debt first exceeded GDP at $15T or so. And that's been several years ago, 2011, I think.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:37 PM (DW+jj)

Speak for yourself!

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 21, 2016 11:40 PM (MiBfH)

261 Screw Pixy. That works in the OP. Just follow the link.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 11:40 PM (TrV8o)

262 Infidel, that's right. As I recall, you were the personal assistant to Duran Duran. You must have lots of stories! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:41 PM (u8kLQ)

263 Mr Belevedere in drag..
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:36 PM (xoQqk)

I've seen worse. Much worse.

Posted by: Bob Uecker at December 21, 2016 11:42 PM (7qAYi)

264 Infidel, that's right. As I recall, you were the personal assistant to Duran Duran. You must have lots of stories! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:41 PM (u8kLQ)

Da doo ron ron!

Posted by: The Ronettes at December 21, 2016 11:42 PM (MiBfH)

265 Beckoning Chasm, LOL.

Right now I'm trying to figure if I should build myself a 40TB RAID. (Leaning towards, wait 'til the bucks-per-terabyte price goes down.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (u8kLQ)

266 Fun fact: If you laid out the national debt in $1 bills, end to end, you would reach Uranus.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:37 PM (DW+jj)

It reaches my anus, all right!

Posted by: US Taxpayer at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (8iiMU)

Posted by: US Taxpayer at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (8iiMU)

268 In IL don't you have to plant it in the fall to harvest the following yr?

Yep, put hard neck cloves in just before first frost and pull them out around the 4th of July here.

Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (Cf0i2)

269 Trump is not Beaker, Trump is Animal!

Posted by: Max Power at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (QCc6B)

270 Speak for yourself!

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 21, 2016 11:40 PM (MiBfH)

*wink*

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (DW+jj)

271 Sock fail!

Posted by: The Crystals at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (MiBfH)

272 One US President actually paid down the entire debt, and he was a Democrat and considered to be the father of the Democrat Party.

Two other US Presidents have either renegotiated or cancelled out by other means the debt, and they were both Republicans.

Posted by: navybrat at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (w7KSn)

273 Things you should not do: search "easy unique fudge recipes."

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (xoQqk)

274 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:35 PM (cwrly)

Oy, that's not all they grumbled about. That crazy Moses has been up on that mountain for how long?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (EZebt)

275 I'm gonna shoot you clowns!! If they ever let me outta here, that is...

Posted by: Phil Spector at December 21, 2016 11:45 PM (u8kLQ)

276
The official dress attire for the Electoral College's All-Male Chorus is khaki slacks and Centaur Santa sweaters.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2016 11:45 PM (BK3ZS)

277 Charger girls are probably OK, but the San Diego State cheerleading squad is sadly unrepresentative of the um, "student body" at SDSU (Still Drunk, Still Uneducated).


At least as of last season, don't see them much unless I go to a basketball game.


Historically State has had a ridiculously high % of extremely hawt distaff students. Just going to watch open registration was a high school boys' thing to do back in the day.


The little "incident" (WTFF?) at the game on Sunday is actually a perfect accompaniment to the team's on- and off-field bumbling. In re this amazing performance by the "security" guy:


To steal a line from "Patton" (when he was first inspecting the North African HQ of the hapless Gen. Fredendall whom he was replacing) - "leave him alone .... he's the only son of a bitch in the place who knows what he's trying to do".

Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2016 11:45 PM (QDnY+)

278 shibumi, and "Lena Dunham secret desires"

"Anthony Weiner's favorite home videos"

"Hillary nude"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:46 PM (u8kLQ)

279 The Paris agreement was not ratified by the US senate. Would you like to see, by the same definition as the Paris agreement, what could be ratified by the Trump administration?

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDoe at December 21, 2016 11:46 PM (kYau6)

280 269 Trump is not Beaker, Trump is Animal!
Posted by: Max Power at December 21, 2016 11:43 PM (QCc6B)

Yeah, that works much better.

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:46 PM (7qAYi)

281 One US President actually paid down the entire debt, and he was a Democrat and considered to be the father of the Democrat Party.

Two other US Presidents have either renegotiated or cancelled out by other means the debt, and they were both Republicans.

Posted by: navybrat at December 21, 2016 11:44 PM (w7KSn)

Of course, that was back when the entire debt consisted of the USS Constitution, and a gross of staplers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:46 PM (MiBfH)

282 >>>Lady #1: I'd like you to give me a milk bath.
Lady #2: Would you like it pasteurized?
Lady #1: No. Up to my knees would be fine.


OMG, that was painfully, awfully funny.

Posted by: Max Power at December 21, 2016 11:46 PM (QCc6B)

283 250
My favorite music industry film is "This is Spinal Tap."

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:36 PM (xoQqk)


I've never seen it, but I've heard "A Mighty Wind" is good, too. It spoofs folk music like Spinal Tap did prog rock.

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:47 PM (sdi6R)

284 shibumi, and "Lena Dunham secret desires"


"Anthony Weiner's favorite home videos"


"Hillary nude"
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The fudge will just make you fat and potentially give you diabetes.

Your suggestion... shudder.

Blindness.

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:48 PM (xoQqk)

285 must have lots of stories! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:41 PM (


lol. Worked at a place called Sugar's. Worked construction all day, that was the second job 4 times a week. Tips were good. There is a reason for 1/2 pool que behind the bar.

Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:49 PM (VtLx6)

286 Time to call it a day. Good night Horde

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 11:50 PM (7qAYi)

287 Infidel, hmmm.

Some of the guys would get rowdy, I take it?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (u8kLQ)

288 99 Great ONT WD.

I never knew Nazi chicks were into foot care so much.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (EZebt)


Heil Hitler!

Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (1JnAL)

289 Weird Dave, there is this video about girlfriends making sammiches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IwVWA2HY5M

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (9MInk)

290 I've never seen it, but I've heard "A Mighty Wind" is good, too. It spoofs folk music like Spinal Tap did prog rock.
---

OMG.

Spinal Tap is freaking hysterical because it's so true. Rob Reiner interviewed artists and people in the industry, so it's actually really accurate.

Can't recommend it highly enough, especially if you like 1970's/ 80's era rock.

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (xoQqk)

291 I've never seen it, but I've heard "A Mighty Wind" is good, too. It spoofs folk music like Spinal Tap did prog rock.

===========

Same goes for Best In Show. Same group of actors, only this film lampoons the dog show culture. Quite good.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (AJeMv)

292 261 Screw Pixy. That works in the OP. Just follow the link.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 21, 2016 11:40 PM (TrV8o)


You're just steeped in CoB privilege, where you have some expectation that your links will actually work.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 21, 2016 11:52 PM (EzgxV)

293 Sometimes. Wasn't a titty bar or anything. Used it once. Never needed to again.

Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:52 PM (VtLx6)

294 "Caramel Potato Chip Fudge"

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:52 PM (xoQqk)

295 I have never seen milk sold in containers like thos pictured. And there seems to be vastly more milk (or whatever it is) than would be needed to fill the tub being used.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 10:49 PM (MiBfH)

Pro Tip: Milk bought with EBT cards has less value than milk bought with cash.

Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2016 11:54 PM (BQrOu)

296 One US President actually paid down the entire debt, and he was a Democrat and considered to be the father of the Democrat Party.


As I understand it. He formed the party in rebellion to elitist political class cronyism.
Now it's a snake eating its tail.

Posted by: gNewt at December 21, 2016 11:55 PM (nQgMQ)

297 18
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "TOO CHEESY" WRITTEN ON THE BOX COULD MEAN THE CHEESY LINE OR THE PIZZA HAD TOO MUCH CHEESE!!!

Yeah. Pizza. That's what it was talking about. Good for playing dominos on.


Posted by: John Podesta at December 21, 2016 11:57 PM (Oi5b2)

298 Pro Tip: Milk bought with EBT cards has less value than milk bought with cash.

Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2016 11:54 PM (BQrOu)

Still better than milk squeezed from the nipple of a male Swedish economics student. By virtue of actually existing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 11:57 PM (MiBfH)

299 185 Ya'll are too young to remember garter belts with seamed nylon stockings.



Sigh

Used to wear them to work.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VtLx6)


I did too.

Posted by: Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh at December 21, 2016 11:58 PM (1JnAL)

300 Just got home from work. About to fix something to eat and pour a soda. Now the question is, what movie to watch?

Maybe Blade Runner? But which version ne?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2016 11:58 PM (Nmx3n)

301 Anna, thanks for reminding me:

The new Blade Runner sequel, "Blade Runner 2049," is actually going to be a thing in 2017.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (u8kLQ)

302 290
Spinal Tap is freaking hysterical because it's so true. Rob Reiner interviewed artists and people in the industry, so it's actually really accurate.

Can't recommend it highly enough, especially if you like 1970's/ 80's era rock.
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (xoQqk)


Oh, I've seen Spinal Tap several times.

Real honest-to-God musicians love it more than anyone. I've known bar band musicians who could quote it all night long, and once a member of 10,000 Maniacs said to me, "When we first started out, we went through more drummers than Spinal Tap."

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (sdi6R)

303 Of course, that was back when the entire debt consisted of the USS Constitution, and a gross of staplers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Which reminds me, did the book ever show up?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (ZO497)

304 300. The original - the one without the narration and the happy ending.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (cwrly)

305 And speaking of criminally underrated comedy. Here is the genius that is Mitch Hedberg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_s-71Zm6h8

Mitch always reminded me of Steven Wright. Both brilliant IMO.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (AJeMv)

306 Projected release date for Blade Runner 2049:

October 6, 2017.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (u8kLQ)

307 Just got home from work. About to fix something to eat and pour a soda. Now the question is, what movie to watch?

Maybe Blade Runner? But which version ne?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2016 11:58 PM (Nmx3n)

Another day of fending off WalMartians in their basket-headed shopping machines?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (MiBfH)

308 I keep going back to the Nazi milkmaids. We should have a contest for staged photos that are disturbing and edgy.

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)

309 300 Just got home from work. About to fix something to eat and pour a soda. Now the question is, what movie to watch?

Maybe Blade Runner? But which version ne?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2016 11:58 PM (Nmx3n)

++++

I like the narration, really gives it that film noir vibe. So, the International cut is my choice.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2016 12:01 AM (R+30W)

310 300. Screened that with my angel when we were just chummy. After the VK test on Rachel, angel turns to me and says, 'He's one, too, isn't he?'

And she wonders why I'm crazy about her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:01 AM (cwrly)

311 Ya'll are too young to remember garter belts with seamed nylon stockings.



Sigh

Used to wear them to work.
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VtLx6)


I did too.

Posted by: Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh at December 21, 2016 11:58 PM (1JnAL)

I'm getting all nostalgic.

Posted by: gNewt at December 22, 2016 12:01 AM (nQgMQ)

312 Palpatine, in 1982?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:02 AM (u8kLQ)

313 There is no such thing as too much cilantro.

Posted by: Max Power at December 22, 2016 12:02 AM (QCc6B)

314 308. Familu portraits count?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:02 AM (cwrly)

315 Which reminds me, did the book ever show up?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (ZO497)

It sure did, and I did make mention of it here. Thank you, Mike. Looks interesting. When I get home, I will unearth something from my library and send it to you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:02 AM (MiBfH)

316 312. No. This was in 2015. Seen in a local theatre, however.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:04 AM (cwrly)

317 those nazi chicks stole my sperm!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2016 12:05 AM (18h+i)

318 304 300. The original - the one without the narration and the happy ending.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 11:59 PM (cwrly)

++++

Sounds like you are talking about either the Director's cut or the Final cut.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Versions_of_Blade_Runner

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2016 12:05 AM (R+30W)

319 I keep going back to the Nazi milkmaids. We should have a contest for staged photos that are disturbing and edgy.

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)

I should go to the Tyrrell Museum in Drumheller, and get a photo of me, toothpick in mouth, rubbing my belly, in front of the skeleton of a T-Rex.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:05 AM (MiBfH)

320 215
I think the SJW wet dream is a society where people have no concept of
gender. You wear whatever clothes you want to wear, have sex with
whoever you want, however you want and sometimes, for reasons
unexplainable, when certain people have sex, one of them has a baby.


That's the way things used to work. Then someone went and screwed things up by inventing civilization.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 22, 2016 12:06 AM (Oi5b2)

321 It sure did, and I did make mention of it here. Thank you, Mike. Looks interesting. When I get home, I will unearth something from my library and send it to you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Just don't wait until the 39th day of rain to get started.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 12:06 AM (ZO497)

322 >>Real honest-to-God musicians love it more than
>>anyone. I've known bar band musicians who could
>>quote it all night long, and once a member of
>> 10,000 Maniacs said to me, "When we first
>> started out, we went through more drummers
>> than Spinal Tap."

Yes, I can completely believe that.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 12:07 AM (TppKb)

323 289 speaking of sandwiches, I used this on the last all picture ONT.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/Same%20sex.jpg

Posted by: Weirddave at December 22, 2016 12:08 AM (CTvSA)

324 Just don't wait until the 39th day of rain to get started.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 12:06 AM (ZO497)

Or the 1200 foot wall of ice, creeping down from the North.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:08 AM (MiBfH)

325 I might watch the Work Print version that was used for test screenings. No Vangelis music and place holder music is used. A couple scenes are different like when Deckart argues with the cook between three or six prawns, you actually see the prawns in this version.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2016 12:08 AM (Nmx3n)

326 318. The key thing is to keep the ambiguity. The whole story lives or dies on that. A happy ending ruins it all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:09 AM (cwrly)

327 I keep going back to the Nazi milkmaids. We should have a contest for staged photos that are disturbing and edgy.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)


I could post my graduation pic.

I HATE it. For whatever reason, I had trouble with smiling (I would look like a maniac when I tried), so the photography asked me *not* to. So instead I look irritated and pouty.

*On top of THAT*, I had horrible acne, which the photographer tried to "retouch."

Result? I look like a bratty snide teenage boy with makeup on. Oh, I had helmet hair too. Ah geez.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:09 AM (u8kLQ)

328 Charger girls are probably OK, but the San Diego State cheerleading squad is sadly unrepresentative of the um, "student body" at SDSU (Still Drunk, Still Uneducated).

Historically State has had a ridiculously high % of extremely hawt distaff students. Just going to watch open registration was a high school boys' thing to do back in the day.
(QDnY+)


I wish I'd known this back when I was figuring out where to go to grad school.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 22, 2016 12:09 AM (FYrz1)

329 319 I keep going back to the Nazi milkmaids. We should have a contest for staged photos that are disturbing and edgy.

Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of ONT anxiety at December 22, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)

I should go to the Tyrrell Museum in Drumheller, and get a photo of me, toothpick in mouth, rubbing my belly, in front of the skeleton of a T-Rex.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:05 AM (MiBfH)

++++

The Bieber one from that series is pretty weird, too.

http://web.archive.org/web/20150407194430/http://
www.danypeschl.com/files/projects/jy9-disturbation/
sml_090-astridweb.jpg (kinda NSFW)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2016 12:10 AM (R+30W)

330 For the 'rons

http://www.raiders.com/raiderettes/index.html

Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 12:11 AM (CRotO)

331 162
A: What's so funny about "Facts About the Electoral College"?


It's funny because it's true.


B: I don't get the "Why Hillary Lost" thingy.

Look more closely. It says "Hilliary".

Posted by: Anachronda at December 22, 2016 12:12 AM (Oi5b2)

332 The Bieber one from that series is pretty weird, too.

http://web.archive.org/web/20150407194430/http://
www.danypeschl.com/files/projects/jy9-disturbation/
sml_090-astridweb.jpg (kinda NSFW)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2016 12:10 AM (R+30W)

Model (who is cute) does a pretty good "Oh, Shit" face.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:12 AM (MiBfH)

333 160
Ya know BC, I can remember back in the early to mid nineties buying my
very first one gig HD. It was an HP with a scuzzy drive (I was into
building my own machines). I remember thinking that there was no way in
hell that I would ever fill that up.


Oddly enough, the only hard disk I never managed to fill up was the 5 MB one in a DECmate II at a previous place of employment.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 22, 2016 12:15 AM (Oi5b2)

334 those nazi chicks stole my sperm!


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2016 12:05 AM (18h+i)



thread winner?

Posted by: Original Jake at December 22, 2016 12:15 AM (jrFgU)

335 Look more closely. It says "Hilliary".

Posted by: Anachronda at December 22, 2016 12:12 AM (Oi5b2)

How thoughtful of the ballot printer to correct an obvious typo in the copy. Rare to get service like that anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:16 AM (MiBfH)

336 those nazi chicks stole my sperm!
Posted by: Lemmiwinks


"Dingo ate my dildo!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:16 AM (u8kLQ)

337 I will unearth something from my library and send it to you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------

No! Great heavens, no!
I'm trying to shed stuff. You're a victim, in that sense.

US Media Mail is dirt cheap. As a matter of curiosity, does Canada Post have low rates for printed materials?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 12:16 AM (ZO497)

338 I talked to someone the other day that has a dingo. Explained to me they don't kill babies.

I never even thought of that; just to counter his argument, I added that cats don't kill babies either.

/in other news, I'm doing some volunteer work at a shelter. I might be in love with a senior cat...

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:18 AM (xoQqk)

339 Supposedly, this 1967 Diane Arbus pic inspired a famous scene in "The Shining."

Some people say it's a very disturbing pic. I admit I don't quite get it.

http://tinyurl.com/zzs4ag9

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:19 AM (u8kLQ)

340 Happy-ish Wed Evening, all you fine folks ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chronology Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:19 AM (AoK0a)

341 @231 The Queen's husband, Prince Philip, is an absolute hoot. He's not very politically correct. In fact, he's Archie Bunker. Google some of his quotes over the years. The British Press largely just looks the other way, what with him being the Queen's hubby and all that.
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Which I suppose begs the question - how did someone like Philip end up with someone like Charles as his son?

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:21 AM (jjleH)

342 Some people say it's a very disturbing pic. I admit I don't quite get it.
---

Can totally see The Shining reference.

The girls are kind of unsettling. Not sure why. But not "very disturbing."

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:21 AM (xoQqk)

343 Which I suppose begs the question - how did someone like Philip end up with someone like Charles as his son?
---

Generations of inbreeding in the royal lines of England and Germany?

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:21 AM (xoQqk)

344 US Media Mail is dirt cheap. As a matter of curiosity, does Canada Post have low rates for printed materials?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 12:16 AM (ZO497)

Apparently they have a cheap rate for recognized public libraries, but not for mere mortals. Well, when I find you a book, I will mail it from AJ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:22 AM (MiBfH)

345 My only worry about BladeRunner redux is the music. How do you top Vangelis' contribution to the original?

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:23 AM (AoK0a)

346 @310 Screened that with my angel when we were just chummy. After the VK test on Rachel, angel turns to me and says, 'He's one, too, isn't he?'

And she wonders why I'm crazy about her.
-------------

Scott says he is. Ford and the producer say he isn't.

The scriptwriter says he intentionally left it ambiguous.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:23 AM (jjleH)

347 Adriane, good question. Vangelis is still around, though. Hopefully they'll ask him to return.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:24 AM (u8kLQ)

348 shibumi, I agree. Unsettling, but not quite disturbing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:24 AM (u8kLQ)

349 Ho. Ly. Shit.

Surfer wipes out on 45 ft wave.


http://tinyurl.com/jxx8ewu

Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 12:25 AM (CRotO)

350 Generations of inbreeding in the royal lines of England and Germany?

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:21 AM (xoQqk)

IIRC, Prince Philip Mountbatten is of the Greek royal line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:25 AM (MiBfH)

351 I talked to someone the other day that has a dingo. Explained to me they don't kill babies.

I never even thought of that; just to counter his argument, I added that cats don't kill babies either.

/in other news, I'm doing some volunteer work at a shelter. I might be in love with a senior cat...

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:18 AM (xoQqk)


I read somewhere that years later hikers in the outback found the baby's remains and proved that the dingos likely did snatch the baby. Can't remember where I saw it, unfortunately...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 22, 2016 12:26 AM (FYrz1)

352 I read somewhere that years later hikers in the outback found the baby's remains and proved that the dingos likely did snatch the baby. Can't remember where I saw it, unfortunately...
--

Oh, I don't doubt that. However, I'm hoping that "dingo bred in the US" is different than "wild dingo in Australia."

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 22, 2016 12:28 AM (xoQqk)

353 Isn't the dingo a domesticated dog (brought by the Aborigine settlers) gone feral?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:30 AM (MiBfH)

354 Why are France and U.K. both permanent members of UN Security Council when both are part of nation state called EU? - kind of screws rest of the world democratically, doesn't it.

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDoe at December 22, 2016 12:33 AM (kYau6)

355 My only worry about BladeRunner redux is the music. How do you top Vangelis' contribution to the original?


Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:23 AM


Gee, Adriane... that's your only worry?!


Two words... Ridley. Scott.


Oh, one more word... Prometheus.

Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 12:34 AM (lmIoG)

356 UN not democratic - why isn't everyone reprinted equally by population - simple majority vote

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDoe at December 22, 2016 12:34 AM (kYau6)

357 otho, yup.

It's actually not directed by Ridley, but being produced by him. The actual director is someone named Denis Villeneuve.

But I admit after Prometheus, I'm not going near the thing until I *know* it's not a complete waste of money and time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:36 AM (u8kLQ)

358 Why does it seem that Germany gets to dominate the Europe, whether part of the EU, or just a Reich!

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDoe at December 22, 2016 12:37 AM (kYau6)

359 Huh.

The Polish government has apparently given CD Projekt Red $7 million.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:39 AM (jjleH)

360 346 @310 Screened that with my angel when we were just chummy. After the VK test on Rachel, angel turns to me and says, 'He's one, too, isn't he?'

And she wonders why I'm crazy about her.
-------------

Scott says he is. Ford and the producer say he isn't.

The scriptwriter says he intentionally left it ambiguous.


Back in the day - the year it cam out - me and a bunch of college friends to see it.

2 guys out of 8 or 10 of us thought that he was. Reason, based on how easily Replicants kill humans, the fact that Deckard survived Zhora's & Leon's very physical attacks meant that he had something going for him...

I felt that if he was, it cheapened the whole thing. Rachel's picture of her mother & Leon's photo's vs. the photos on Decked piano. Replicant life is innately worth of Freedom & Dignity not because it is "naturally human" but because it is close enough. i.e. on the scale of doll to person, replicant has past the 1/2 way point. We do not given human rights to dolls, but we don't take them away from say, persons that need glasses or hearing aids or pacemakers or artificial limbs ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:41 AM (AoK0a)

361 @354 Why are France and U.K. both permanent members of UN Security Council when both are part of nation state called EU? - kind of screws rest of the world democratically, doesn't it.
----------------

Time travelers went back in time and informed the UN that Great Britain wouldn't be in the EU for all that long, so it was safe to let them keep their permanent Security Council seat.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:41 AM (jjleH)

362 otho, yup.

It's actually not directed by Ridley, but being produced by him. The actual director is someone named Denis Villeneuve.

But I admit after Prometheus, I'm not going near the thing until I *know* it's not a complete waste of money and time.


Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:36 AM


The lazy bastard can't even be bothered to direct it. I got a nasty suspicion he's given the nod to some hack, like he did the scripter on Prometheus. He's still a great director, but the dude has been coasting since Bladerunner in '82.

Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 12:43 AM (lmIoG)

363 I have a question. I was trying to remember the name of the old guy that used to post here. He passed a few years ago. Sweet old man who loved his dogs and missed his wife. Anyone remember his name?

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 12:43 AM (VtLx6)

364 346. Part of what makes it so very, very good.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:43 AM (cwrly)

365 Gee, Adriane... that's your only worry?!

Two words... Ridley. Scott.

Oh, one more word... Prometheus.


Happy summer, otho!

see ... self correcting problem. If the movie is as crappy as other Ridley Scott's bad hair days, then I won't give a hoot about what the soundtrack sounds like.

I think I read that Vangelis had declined, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:45 AM (AoK0a)

366 @357 But I admit after Prometheus, I'm not going near the thing until I *know* it's not a complete waste of money and time.
----------------

At this point, I'm just curious what the plot will be. The "trailer" was just a teaser letting us know that it's coming, and that Ford will be in it. Zero real information.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:45 AM (jjleH)

367 I have a question. I was trying to remember the name of the old guy that used to post here. He passed a few years ago. Sweet old man who loved his dogs and missed his wife. Anyone remember his name?

Was that backhoe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 12:46 AM (IcT7t)

368 otho, we will see.

My hunch is that if Blade Runner 2049 turns out to be unworthy, it'll pretty much be the end of critics taking Ridley Scott seriously as a director or producer anymore.

Sounds unthinkable, but then again look how much George Lucas' stock has gone down since he went crazy and insisted (still insists) it's his right to keep revising the original Star Wars films forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:46 AM (u8kLQ)

369 363 I have a question. I was trying to remember the name of the old guy that used to post here. He passed a few years ago. Sweet old man who loved his dogs and missed his wife. Anyone remember his name?

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 12:43 AM (VtLx6)



We've lost too many morons, and -- of course -- there's my dain-bramage when it comes to remembering human names.....but, for some reason, I'm thinking maybe "skiploader" or "backhoe".....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 12:47 AM (EzgxV)

370 junior, good question. I think one of the things that made the original great, was that *Phillip K. Dick was hired to adapt his own story.*

Today? You know the script for BR 2049 has been written by people trying to "approximate Dick's voice." That could go either very well or very disastrously, depending on their interpretations (among other things) of his collection works and apparent visions.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:49 AM (u8kLQ)

371 Denis Villeneuve direct Arrival, and some others per IMDB ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:50 AM (AoK0a)

372 367 I have a question. I was trying to remember the name of the old guy that used to post here. He passed a few years ago. Sweet old man who loved his dogs and missed his wife. Anyone remember his name?

Was that backhoe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 12:46 AM (IcT7t)


Opened the cookie and the slip of paper said, "Basura move at speed of light compared to Elder God."

Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 12:51 AM (EzgxV)

373 Happy summer, otho!

see ... self correcting problem. If the movie is as crappy as other Ridley Scott's bad hair days, then I won't give a hoot about what the soundtrack sounds like.

I think I read that Vangelis had declined, but I could be wrong.


Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:45 AM


Good philosophy! See good in bad. I like!

Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 12:51 AM (lmIoG)

374 Of my favorite stories about Prince Archie Bunker Philip was when he met Cate Blanchett in 2008 at some shindig thing where celebrities meet the royals. He asked her how to hook up his DVD player.

Back in the old days, actors and performers were considered very low class by the nobility. You may remember from Downton Abbey where some considered it scandalous for Lord Grantham to allow some famous singer to stay upstairs. She should have been put down in with the servants.

Well, Prince Philip is from that era, really. He thought Cate would know how to hook up a DVD player because she's was from the "film industry". I mean, that's what they do, isn't it, he thought.

And one time, when he and the Queen were in Australia, they met with some Aboriginal leaders. He asked one if they still "chucked spears at one another?"

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2016 12:52 AM (DW+jj)

375 ...and a merry christmas and winter to you, Adriane.

Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 12:53 AM (lmIoG)

376 Opened the cookie and the slip of paper said, "Basura move at speed of light compared to Elder God."

I've only got three dimensions to pay attention to, so that may be an advantage.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 12:53 AM (IcT7t)

377 And one time, when he and the Queen were in Australia, they met with some Aboriginal leaders. He asked one if they still "chucked spears at one another?"

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2016 12:52 AM (DW+jj)


Do they?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 12:54 AM (zc3Db)

378 Was that backhoe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 12:46 AM (IcT7t)

Yes, thank you. I was perusing old posts looking for that. Not sure why he popped into my mind.

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 12:56 AM (VtLx6)

379 Good philosophy! See good in bad. I like!
Posted by: otho


Keeps me sane ... (r) ...

Ready for Christmas?

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:56 AM (AoK0a)

380 Weirddave, this was a great ONT. Fascinating from beginning to end.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 12:58 AM (zc3Db)

381 Time for me to hit the sack. Night, morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:58 AM (MiBfH)

382 2049 will suck

Posted by: Max Power at December 22, 2016 12:58 AM (QCc6B)

383 2049, Well I won't be around, so yeah.

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 01:00 AM (VtLx6)

384 Which I suppose begs the question - how did someone like Philip end up with someone like Charles as his son?
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2016 12:21 AM (jjleH)


He wasn't all the way in?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 22, 2016 01:01 AM (1JnAL)

385 2049, Well I won't be around, so yeah.

No fair using Ace's time machine to skip ahead.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 01:01 AM (IcT7t)

386 I have a question. I was trying to remember the name of the old guy that used to post here. He passed a few years ago. Sweet old man who loved his dogs and missed his wife. Anyone remember his name?
Posted by: Infidel
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Yes, backhoe. He always referred to his much-missed wife as "Miss Emily". I think he lived at Sea Island, GA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 01:01 AM (ZO497)

387 One thing I've read about Phillip K. Dick, is that he personally had serious issues with both schizophrenia and paranoia.

He was thankfully just functional enough to keep himself out of state mental hospitals, but I've heard that if you met him in person, you could tell he was a bit "touched in the head." And he was smart and talented enough to use his issues (which he was aware of, and I believe sought treatment for) to fuel ideas his writing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 01:01 AM (u8kLQ)

388 otho, we will see.

My hunch is that if Blade Runner 2049 turns out to be unworthy, it'll pretty much be the end of critics taking Ridley Scott seriously as a director or producer anymore.

Sounds unthinkable, but then again look how much George Lucas' stock has gone down since he went crazy and insisted (still insists) it's his right to keep revising the original Star Wars films forever.


Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 12:46 AM


Yeah, a comparison to Lucas is not unjustified. Ridley Scott needs a massive kick in the bum to that might get him to pull his finger out and make something truly great again. TBH, I'd feel a hell of a lot more confident about the BR sequel if it was given to Fincher. That dude has been kicking Scott's ass for decades.

Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 01:01 AM (lmIoG)

389 otho, oh yeah. Fincher would be great.

The studio probably should have insisted Scott give it to him, but I'd bet Scott wants to be seen as the "author" of this new sequel and didn't want to hire a name director that could eclipse his own name/fame.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 01:03 AM (u8kLQ)

390 /Rant On

Ever since I had to give up caffeine, I drink decaf coffee very infrequently, but don't mind as much decaf tea. There is one particular brand and one particular flavor of yogurt I buy for daily consumption, Dannon Coffee Yogurt. Of all the coffee/cappuccino yogurt brands I've tried, Dannon Coffee is the best. A container is my daily cup of coffee.

So I was out shopping and saw the store had them as the coffee yogurt seems to have a shorter shelf life. Not wanting to hunt later as the coffee yogurt can be elusive to hunt, I picked up 8 containers. I noticed new packaging. I also noticed the weight: 5.3 oz. That's just over 10% down from the current 6 oz. Prior to that, the 8 oz. waxed carton was reduced 25%. So a 36% reduction in container size in just over a decade or so. Talk about hidden inflation!

A 5.3 oz. container of yogurt? What's next? Dannon Coffee Yogurt Mini-Bites?

Bastards.

"So from the Dannon Family to yours, Happy Fucking New Year, Suckers!"

/{Mumble Mumble}

Posted by: RickZ at December 22, 2016 01:04 AM (dQLTf)

391 28 years ago today, as in December 21st, 270 innocent people perished when Pan Am 103 blew up over Lockerbie, Scotland. 11 of them were on the ground. The perp was a Libyan agent who stayed in a Scottish prison until they released him on "compassionate" grounds due to terminal illness. Funny, since none of his victims got compassion.

Remember those innocents this Christmas season.

Posted by: RWR at December 22, 2016 01:04 AM (hxUdS)

392 Keeps me sane ... (r) ...

Ready for Christmas?


Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 22, 2016 12:56 AM

Sigh... not really. Never am. Got given a bottle of Belvedere vodka, so it's off to a decent start, I guess!

Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 01:05 AM (lmIoG)

393 Out. Driven ten hours in the last two days. Tarrred.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 01:05 AM (ZO497)

394 RickZ at December 22, 2016 01:04 AM (dQLTf)

Preach it Bro!!!!


And the K-cup boxes that can hold 12 k-cups, are now filled with only 10 ...

Posted by: Adriane the Grockery Store Inflation Monitoring Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:06 AM (AoK0a)

395 Hmm, Raiders v Donkeys on Jan 1. I may actually make money this year.

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 01:11 AM (VtLx6)

396 otho at December 22, 2016 01:05 AM (lmIoG)

I got a 12 pack of diet coke with lime, so ... YOU WIN!!!

I've got a few more presents to buy for friends and family. My sister & BIL are cooking up a scrumptious dinner. The hubby is not feeling well though, so 6 Dozen of 1, 1/2 of the other : -)))

Posted by: Adriane the Bah! Humbug!! Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:12 AM (AoK0a)

397 Good Night, Mike Hammer ...

Posted by: Adriane the Long Goodbye Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:13 AM (AoK0a)

398 Zsa Zsa just died, and people are already recalling her last words:

"Foot, don't fails me now!!"

Posted by: Noam Sayen at December 22, 2016 01:14 AM (611Lm)

399 Remember those innocents this Christmas season.

Posted by: RWR at December 22, 2016 01:04 AM (hxUdS)

And that's why I spit on the Left's bullshit version of compassion. He that is kind to the cruel is cruel to the kind.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 22, 2016 01:14 AM (J+mig)

400 We won't even talk about how much smaller cans of coffee have gotten. And they are not even cans anymore. Stupid plastic.

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 01:15 AM (VtLx6)

401 Same goes for Best In Show. Same group of actors, only this film lampoons the dog show culture. Quite good.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 21, 2016 11:51 PM (AJeMv)


Speaking as a dog show person, Best in Show is an exaggeration of the culture. But not much of one.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 01:15 AM (J8/9G)

402 SMFH, that's a pretty amazing wipe-out video, but some of the older ones from Waimea Bay were "worse" - I mean, even larger waves - if I recall correctly.


There's a big wave competition (maybe the world championship?) held in Todos Santos, near Ensenada in Baja. And just west of San Clemente Island (oh, to get at the abalone surely infesting that place, which is a closed guvamint reservation) there is the Cortes Bank, which breaks occasionally - and only yuuuugely. A little surf film called "Step Into Liquid" from 2004, I think, ends with the then-top surfers rushing out to surf Cortes Bank.


Waves are measured from the back side, not the face, so sometimes it will seem the numbers are low-balled, when the surf is just 2-5 feet (the faces look much higher). And when you're in the water, even a 3-4 foot wave looks impressive from just in front of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:17 AM (QDnY+)

403 . The perp was a Libyan agent who stayed in a Scottish prison until they released him on "compassionate" grounds due to terminal illness.

And still alive, right? Nothing suspicious here, move along, folks.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 01:18 AM (J8/9G)

404 394 RickZ at December 22, 2016 01:04 AM (dQLTf)

Preach it Bro!!!!


And the K-cup boxes that can hold 12 k-cups, are now filled with only 10 ...

Posted by: Adriane the Grockery Store Inflation Monitoring Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:06 AM (AoK0a)



The funny thing is when they keep trying to push inflation -- over and over and over and over -- until they've got overwhelming piles of stuff in the back room.....and then they mark it down to an un-inflated price and it sells out.


They've been trying to push $6.50 a 12 pack of cans of Coke lately -- but they sit on the shelves, so they go with "buy two get one free" and it sells, then they try to get back to $6.50 and nobody bites. They do $6.50 BOGO and it's popular, then they go to $6.50 and nobody bites. They've got so many stacked up, they just went to "Four for $11" and I bought 12 12-packs -- lots of luck having me buy one at $6.50 any time soon.



And it's like that for everything. My "strike price" for shredded cheese is $2.50 -- I see 'em on the pegs at $3.99 and I'm thinking, "who are they trying to fool?" They keep trying to cram top sirloin up to $8.99/lb -- what are they smoking? They want me to believe that $18.99 for a 12-pack of regular non-megabrewer beer is normal.....errr.....



We seem to have significant ability to overproduce, while pricing is all about betting on busted flushes. Admittedly, someone seems to be paying full price for this stuff -- but who?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 01:21 AM (EzgxV)

405 So is it evil of me to have asked my hippie brother in Sweden to give me a CheaperThanDirt gift certificate for Xmas?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 22, 2016 01:23 AM (Kucy5)

406 345
My only worry about BladeRunner redux is the music. How do you top Vangelis' contribution to the original?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo

Posted by: Anachronda at December 22, 2016 01:23 AM (Oi5b2)

407 RWR, that vile criminal "compassionately" released - miraculously, I'm sure - lived far beyond his medical prognosis, didn't he? In fact, do we know if he's even dead now?


Unless I'm misremembering, that mess ended up involving really shocking and despicable pay-to-play elements from the UK to Qaddhafi (oil biz). Hope I'm imagining that dark aspect. Regardless, the whole idea of "compassionate" releases of vile murderers from prison is idiotic. That they weren't executed already constitutes an excess of compassion, early release just mocks justice and victims and disgraces the authorities.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

408 otho, oh yeah. Fincher would be great.

The studio probably should have insisted Scott give it to him, but I'd bet Scott wants to be seen as the "author" of this new sequel and didn't want to hire a name director that could eclipse his own name/fame.


Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 01:03 AM


That wouldn't surprise me in the least. It's like "A Ridley Scott Film" is enough. You know, I sometimes wonder if RS was never that good to begin with... he has a good director's eye, but... he doesn't seem to have the ability, or talent for combining great direction with masterwork stories anymore. Maybe he never had it, and just got lucky with the teams that put together Alien and Blade Runner? I think he might actually have it, but has been in "Oh.... fuck it. That'll do." mode since then/

Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 01:25 AM (lmIoG)

409 And the K-cup boxes that can hold 12 k-cups, are now filled with only 10 ...

I think that's just Starbucks. I get Gevalia for the office in a 12-cup box.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 01:26 AM (J8/9G)

410 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 01:28 AM (IcT7t)

411 Richard, the only objection you'll hear in these parts (not from me) is that CTD "gouged" during one or both Obama panics - many morons have declared they'd never deal with them again, and it was a common thing on gun forums.


But it's funny, I've toyed with the idea of retaliating for years of idiotic, boring, beclowning "gifts" of "donation made in your name to Some Idiotic Feel-Good Moral Narcissism Cause" I've received from certain family members. Thought a similar note, but stating that a donation had been made in their name to the Second Amendment Foundation, or the NRA Legislative Institute, would be amusing.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:29 AM (QDnY+)

412 391 28 years ago today, as in December 21st, 270 innocent people perished when Pan Am 103 blew up over Lockerbie, Scotland. 11 of them were on the ground. The perp was a Libyan agent who stayed in a Scottish prison until they released him on "compassionate" grounds due to terminal illness. Funny, since none of his victims got compassion.

Remember those innocents this Christmas season.

Posted by: RWR at December 22, 2016 01:04 AM (hxUdS)

---

I knew a guy from AIT (Ft Gordon) who was on that flight.

I was stationed at the time at Schofield, he was stationed in Germany and was coming back to the states for xmas.

Some things you don't forget.

Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 01:29 AM (CRotO)

413 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo

ooooooohhhh!!!!

You is a bad man!

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:30 AM (AoK0a)

414 Sweet dreams, Blanco.

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 01:30 AM (VtLx6)

415 Regardless, the whole idea of "compassionate" releases of vile murderers from prison is idiotic.

I remember an NYT weepie about one of the women in the Brinks robbery who was still imprisoned. The name of the dead guard wasn't mentioned until something like the 34th paragraph. It's like killing him again.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 01:30 AM (J8/9G)

416 otho, good points.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 01:31 AM (u8kLQ)

417 The Libyan terror campaign included murder of people on a French UTA flight in Africa as well, I think.


The sleuthing and investigation that went into solving those cases was amazing.


One more reason the release of that Libyan scum terrorist was so despicable.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:32 AM (QDnY+)

418 beer or sleep.

I'm picking sleep.

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2016 01:32 AM (VtLx6)

419 rhomboid,

Seen much higher waves at Waimea also...

Article says the surfer suffered severe injuries.

Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 01:32 AM (CRotO)

420 I love that pic of the Queen.

Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 01:33 AM (CRotO)

421 I got a 12 pack of diet coke with lime, so ... YOU WIN!!!

I've got a few more presents to buy for friends and family. My sister & BIL are cooking up a scrumptious dinner. The hubby is not feeling well though, so 6 Dozen of 1, 1/2 of the other : -)))


Posted by: Adriane the Bah! Humbug!! Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:12 AM


Awesome! Have a fantastic one!

Posted by: otho at December 22, 2016 01:34 AM (lmIoG)

422 Appropos of nothing, thus perfectly ONT and HQ, was amused to read in my Battle of the Bulge history that Ed Koch (NY mayor), Mel Brooks (yes, that one), and Henry Kissinger were all caught up in that battle.


Always thought that Henry the K got to the action later, in Germany.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:37 AM (QDnY+)

423 Also involved in the Bulge were novelists Kurt Vonnegut and JD Salinger (I assume this is where Vonnegut was taken prisoner, have not reached that point yet).


And of course Hemingway was there, as a "journalist", drinking and hanging out with commanders (and he managed to outfit himself with grenades and a Thompson before he got there).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:39 AM (QDnY+)

424 (comes up for breath)

ONT skirmish-free, I hope?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 22, 2016 01:40 AM (wB8Tg)

425 Kinda thinking that Hemingway's hi-jinks in WWII make Hunter S. Thompson's stuff pretty tame and boring by comparison. Different canvasses they had to paint on, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2016 01:41 AM (QDnY+)

426
ONT skirmish-free, I hope?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith


When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way !!!!!

oh wait, wrong skirmish ...

Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic ... at December 22, 2016 01:50 AM (AoK0a)

427 For the 'rons

http://www.raiders.com/raiderettes/index.html

Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 12:11 AM (CRotO)

Good Lord. I needed that distraction right before bed.

Just drank a bottle of wine, and now my air mattress has sprung a leak, so it's off to the couch to see if I can find a comfortable position to sleep in.

'Night all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 22, 2016 01:55 AM (Jcg9Q)

428 Great Gag - Is that Lena Dunham?

Posted by: nnevets at December 22, 2016 01:55 AM (3hEZa)

429 cthulhu, what you're describing with your soda example is more an issue of marketing/pricing. They haven't shrunk the 12 oz. cans . . . yet (like they did a while ago with broth cans from 16 oz. to 14.5 oz.).

But what I'm seeing all over the place is the hidden inflation, where a product decreases in size with the price (temporarily) remaining the same. It is literally everywhere in the grocery store. Couple reduced size with eventual price increases and you have a stark hidden inflationary hit. That's why my lying eyes are why I don't believe the inflation numbers nor the eggspurts. The last 8 years the inflation numbers, like every other number put out by the finally out-going Administration, are based firmly and diligently in FantasyLand.

I hope Trump can explain the numbers in a simple way, to really explain the problem -- and the true numbers he's inheriting (which have been massaged all along by the fan cub media).

Posted by: RickZ at December 22, 2016 01:55 AM (dQLTf)

430 hellow and good night y'all. gotta be up early to pick up our son at the airport tomorrow. sleep well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 01:55 AM (KP5rU)

431 Nite Country Boy.

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: SMFH at December 22, 2016 01:56 AM (CRotO)

432 380 Thank you.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 22, 2016 01:57 AM (TrV8o)

433 The post was rich... and fruity!

(Bonus +50 points if you get the Procol Harum reference)

Posted by: mindful webworker - quite so at December 22, 2016 02:03 AM (5a8XA)

434 429 cthulhu, what you're describing with your soda example is more an issue of marketing/pricing. They haven't shrunk the 12 oz. cans . . . yet (like they did a while ago with broth cans from 16 oz. to 14.5 oz.).

But what I'm seeing all over the place is the hidden inflation, where a product decreases in size with the price (temporarily) remaining the same. It is literally everywhere in the grocery store. Couple reduced size with eventual price increases and you have a stark hidden inflationary hit. That's why my lying eyes are why I don't believe the inflation numbers nor the eggspurts. The last 8 years the inflation numbers, like every other number put out by the finally out-going Administration, are based firmly and diligently in FantasyLand.

I hope Trump can explain the numbers in a simple way, to really explain the problem -- and the true numbers he's inheriting (which have been massaged all along by the fan cub media).

Posted by: RickZ at December 22, 2016 01:55 AM (dQLTf)



The thing is, in a real market, both sides get to speak. If you drop your 1 pound bag to 15 ounces, the consumer might buy the other guy, or only buy your stuff when it's discounted more than 7%. All this shuffling of container sizes, prices, and special offers needs to be considered in that light.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 02:05 AM (EzgxV)

435 >>>The perp was a Libyan agent who stayed in a Scottish prison until they released him on "compassionate" grounds due to terminal illness.

And still alive, right? Nothing suspicious here, move along, folks.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 01:18 AM (J8/9G)


No. Al-Megrahi. He finally died a couple of years after he was freed. They had said that they let him go because he only had a month to live.

If there was any time to bomb Libya it was to bomb the Tripoli airport when Al Megrahi landed - which should have happened - but, of course, Barky was in on letting the scumbag loose - which was yet one more impeachable offense that Barky was allowed to just skate free on. They never said that Barky was involved, of course, but you can bet your bottom dollar that the Brits and the Scots wouldn't let the guy they jailed for Pan Am 103 go without asking Washington about it.

For what it's worth, I never bought the Libyan story on that bombing. That was utter bullshit, itself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 02:15 AM (zc3Db)

436 Big Hair Wednesday

Guest Rapper Killed the Guitar Solo, Key of Awesome

https://youtu.be/evCsdT99Iog

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 22, 2016 02:24 AM (VdICR)

437 Continental drip and fake tectonics, that's how you get a chicken. It also looks like they used the Mercator projection, which is considered by some to be racist.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 22, 2016 02:24 AM (rH4JY)

438 Think Airplane! had the best response to hysterical passengers like Saleh the Terrorist.
Personally would drop a Hamilton to jump the line.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 22, 2016 02:27 AM (FtrY1)

439 411 Huh. I always found CTD and Sportsmans Guide were a tossup for value. always found them cheaper than Bass, Cabela or Lucky Gunner.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 22, 2016 02:38 AM (Kucy5)

440 201 Was visiting Austin and rant into a HEB to pick up a few things. They don't have bags at all, you must bring your own. No signs. They looked at me like I had 3 heads when I asked where the bags were.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2016 11:17 PM (dnWSK)


Christ, that would piss me off. I would calmly and politely ask for a refund on everything. Then ask them where the closest Walmart was. No need to complain to a manager or explain anything.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 22, 2016 02:41 AM (VdICR)

441 WTF is this bullshit? No links? No sources?

Seriously there is not one link in the ONT.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 22, 2016 03:01 AM (HUeC4)

442 Good Morning Everyone.

Wrapping is finally done so now the Christmas Dinner prepping can start.

Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:03 AM (d76uN)

443 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 03:05 AM (u8kLQ)

444 Okay, home. It is good.

Surely these have been asked & answered, but spare me from plowing through 400+ comments to check...

What is the animGIF at the beginning. Guy sorta looks like Don "Maxwell Smart" Adams, but not quite.

And wtf with the Nazi milk(?) foot bath? Ski mask is what really rounds the pic out.

Posted by: mindful webworker - dialing information at December 22, 2016 03:05 AM (+ZSW1)

445 Has anyone posted a explanation of what QEII was watching before I go looking?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:07 AM (d76uN)

446 441 WTF is this bullshit? No links? No sources?

Seriously there is not one link in the ONT.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 22, 2016 03:01 AM (HUeC4)



No, there is one.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 03:08 AM (EzgxV)

447 441 WTF is this bullshit? No links? No sources?

Seriously there is not one link in the ONT.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 22, 2016 03:01 AM (HUeC4)



The explanation is in the paragraph.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 03:08 AM (cAnNx)

448 445 Has anyone posted a explanation of what QEII was watching before I go looking?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:07 AM (d76uN)



Nothing particularly credible.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 03:09 AM (EzgxV)

449 One last thought before I go:

someone here should write a spoof of "My Sharona" titled "My Schadenbon-a"

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 22, 2016 03:09 AM (u8kLQ)

450 Posted by: mindful webworker - dialing information at December 22, 2016 03:05 AM (+ZSW1)

The nazi milk maids are just plain nonesense really. "What if you walked into someones private life"

Type of thing.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:10 AM (d76uN)

451 Mrs. Tim says the Cheesy Pizza message probably would have gotten a date from her back in her younger days.

But then she has something every sjw doesn't have.

A sense of humor.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:13 AM (d76uN)

452 Okay, so, read 150 comments. Got the absurdist nazi footbath thing - as much as it apparently can be got.

Still wondering what the top animGIF is from.

And someone asked what the Queen was grinning at. Whatever, great face.

And I'm not doing well at all on getting to bed earlier so I can get up earlier.

Posted by: mindful webworker - circular linkage at December 22, 2016 03:31 AM (+ZSW1)

453 Hmmm.....bit of a threadkiller.....



Just for fun and games, have a trusted intermediary pass a disposable email to me. Or not.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2016 03:32 AM (EzgxV)

454 "Still wondering what the top animGIF is from. "

I can't even see it. Last update from adobe caused all kinds of problems. Have a fear if I just uninstall it, it will break everything else.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:34 AM (d76uN)

455 FF loads faster without AFP but no gifs or youtubes will show.

All started with the Dec 13 update. Just what the heck did they do with this "improvement" ?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:51 AM (d76uN)

456 FF loads faster without AFP but no gifs or youtubes will show.

All started with the Dec 13 update. Just what the heck did they do with this "improvement" ?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 03:51 AM (d76uN)


I don't know what AFP is (adobe free player??) but ...

I understand the youtube problems, since flashes are adobe but the gif thing is really odd. adobe has nothing to do with gifs, static or animated.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 03:54 AM (zc3Db)

457 First GIF? a scene from "Springtime For Hitler."

Posted by: Chi at December 22, 2016 03:55 AM (UWLAq)

458 WTF is this bullshit? No links? No sources?



Seriously there is not one link in the ONT.


We're sorry the ONT hasn't been to your liking. Please press "1" so that we might tell you to fuck off.

This is a recording

Posted by: Weirddave at December 22, 2016 03:55 AM (TrV8o)

459 AFP = adobe flash player, I believe.

Posted by: Chi at December 22, 2016 03:56 AM (UWLAq)

460 G'nite all! Complainers can go fabble, I'm off to bed.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 22, 2016 03:58 AM (TrV8o)

461 Peace, Dave.
*personally, I think you rocked it tonight.
If I don't see you in the next couple days, have a great Christmas.

Posted by: Chi at December 22, 2016 03:59 AM (UWLAq)

462 AFP = adobe flash player, I believe.

Posted by: Chi at December 22, 2016 03:56 AM (UWLAq)


Makes sense. That was my second guess.

I friggin hate adobe. One of the worst companies on Earth - which is pretty impressive these days. I hate flash files and I despise pdfs. I think more people have problems with flashes than anything else ... and the stupid adobe player was such a rich target for hacking, too.

If I could I would make the world's largest virtual bonfire of flash files and pdfs ... and throw in everyone who helped establish those standards.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 04:02 AM (zc3Db)

463 AFP is Adobe Flash Player.

Everything was fine until that update. Gifs played fine, youtubes would show up, no problems.

I uninstalled it.

Thinking its just time to format the hard drive and start over.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 04:15 AM (d76uN)

464 Proof that crime pays but not much.

http://www.pjstar.com/news/20161213/man-takes-12-from-central-peoria-mcdonalds-cash-drawer

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 04:25 AM (d76uN)

465 If I would have keep reading I never would have gotten here.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2016 04:31 AM (5sOEp)

466 Good Morning Skip. How's life?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 04:47 AM (d76uN)

467 Adobe Flash Player is to software as the Cleveland Browns are to football.

Posted by: haggis at December 22, 2016 04:57 AM (3hIZX)

468 Darn Clouds.....Go away!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 04:59 AM (d76uN)

469 Not a lot going on, actually warming up a little to mid 40's

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2016 05:04 AM (5sOEp)

470 Good morning.
Well, when the temps go from "Brass Monkey Warning" to more normal temps, the house actually feels warm.
So now I can complain about the 1 to 3 inches of snow for tomorrow. I get together with a couple of old work buddies for an annual Christmas party. Alcohol is involved. With snow coming, not so much.
I'm hoping the weather gurus are wrong one more time.

Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 05:27 AM (8ikIW)

471 'Morning, Horde.

Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 05:41 AM (voYu7)

472 Hot damn! Second time's a charm.

re: Gatsby...I finally got around to reading that last year. Ugly characters in an incomprehensible story, cut from the same bolt of cloth as "Catcher In the Rye".

Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 05:44 AM (voYu7)

473 Tim, for the first seven years I was online I did not run an anti-virus program. My solution to a virus was "Format C".

Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 05:49 AM (voYu7)

474 Good Morning Creeper. Merry Christmas.

Yeah, I'm getting to that point. I usually do that every 6 months or so but haven't yet. It's past time.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 05:55 AM (d76uN)

475 {sigh} Scared 'em all away, I guess. Not the first time.


Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 05:56 AM (voYu7)

476 Aha! You're vertical. Very good.

The only drawback to formatting was that I had to save everything to disk first. Still, it was the one sure way to get rid of the nasties.

Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 05:57 AM (voYu7)

477 Getting quiet.

Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2016 06:04 AM (jw2Xw)

478 That's what I'm doing right now. Transferring everything I want to keep onto the external HD. I need to find out something first.

I think I read somewhere that once you go to win 10 the OEM key from your original OS is no longer valid.

I need to make sure first.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:06 AM (d76uN)

479 All I hear is the distance whirring of a hard disk, somewhere out on the prairie.

Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2016 06:12 AM (jw2Xw)

480 Suddenly, a cat purrs wolf howls.

Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2016 06:22 AM (jw2Xw)

481 Where does the pizza box say that the author is male?

How do we know that wasn't written by a woman?

Posted by: RobM1981 at December 22, 2016 06:24 AM (VVBN7)

482 Nobody with a 4 day weekend anymore?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:24 AM (d76uN)

483 I used to reformat my hard drive and reload about every two or three years. It helped to sped things up and cleanup old rot. But it usaully took me days to get everything working right again, and months to find other wrinkles that needed fixing.


I haven't done it now in a long time because Microsnot no longer supports XP and I am leery of scratch reload.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

484 "How do we know that wasn't written by a woman?"

True. It could have been Lena's love note to Amy.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:26 AM (d76uN)

485 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

Vic as far as I know, you can still get all the service packs and updates for XP. Just not any support for them.

You have to rely on third party people if you want/need help.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:30 AM (d76uN)

486 So I get in the car this morning turn on the radio, scan and stop on some Christmas music. Within three second I say to myself "This is NPR. Ack!" And I was right. What do they do to their broadcasts to give them that NPR sound, no matter if it is Christmas music, an interview or even clips of a riot? I swear even moment of silence between segments have that quality to them.

Have they figured out how to broadcast smugness?

Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2016 06:30 AM (1BQGO)

487 That is a very weird story in the sidebar about the Snopes couple. I hope Snopes tanks because it is completely biased.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2016 06:31 AM (tOcW/)

488 485 Vic as far as I know, you can still get all the service packs and updates for XP. Just not any support for them.



You have to rely on third party people if you want/need help.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:30 AM (d76uN)

Yes, I had heard that but I just do not want to put it to the test.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)

489 480
Suddenly, a cat purrs wolf howls.

Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2016 06:22 AM (jw2Xw)
Reminds me. Sitting out in the hot tub yesterday afternoon I watched a wolf go by. He growled at me and I got a good grip on the beer bottle I was holding.
It's a whole 'nother world down here.So tell me...is lacing your coffee with Bailey's at 4:00 AM cause for concern?

Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 06:34 AM (voYu7)

490 In the accident assessment buisness the following hold true:


RISK = PROBABILITY X CONSEQUENCES


So the probability of a complete scratch reload failing is in some manner may be low but the consequences are high.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

491 Where does the pizza box say that the author is male?

How do we know that wasn't written by a woman?

Posted by: RobM1981


The handwriting is clearly masculine. If it were written by a woman, the i's would be dotted with hearts.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 22, 2016 06:36 AM (rH4JY)

492 Did anyone see the video of the older woman in JC Penney going off on two other latino women (?) in line? Guess they are going to ban her from the mall and Penney's is trying to find the two women to refund them or something for the verbal attack on them....this woman is getting publicly stoned on FB etc...and of course, as comments on this online show, this is due to Trump getting elected and people are "now" embolden" to act out in this type of racist behaviour...

Posted by: KWDreaming at December 22, 2016 06:36 AM (AkcYt)

493 >>> So tell me...is lacing your coffee with Bailey's at 4:00 AM cause for concern?

Help....me!

Posted by: creeper's liver at December 22, 2016 06:37 AM (jw2Xw)

494 You have to rely on third party people if you want/need help.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois


I'm relying on you, Jill!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 22, 2016 06:38 AM (rH4JY)

495 Help....me!
Posted by: creeper's liver at December 22, 2016 06:37 AM (jw2Xw)
***
Yeah, well you couldn't even cope with St. Johns Wort. Those elevated liver enzymes scared the crap outta me. If you're gonna go haywire on me I might as well enjoy it.

Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 06:39 AM (voYu7)

496 "is lacing your coffee with Bailey's at 4:00 AM cause for concern?"

Not really. It's 5pm in Kazakastan or somewhere like that.

Drink up!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 22, 2016 06:41 AM (d76uN)

497 So tell me...is lacing your coffee with Bailey's at 4:00 AM cause for concern?

Posted by: creeper


I'm about to start my second vodka and diet coke. I do this to erase concern.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 22, 2016 06:43 AM (rH4JY)

498 I slept almost all day yesterday and for at least 10 hours last night. I am still tired and sleepy this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

499 497 I'm about to start my second vodka and diet coke. I do this to erase concern.



Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 22, 2016 06:43 AM (rH4JY)

I knew you had no judgement, but seriously, vodka and coke????

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:45 AM (mpXpK)

500 Paul Joseph Watson takes on the stupid MTV-"whites are racist" video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIaWTSaoZ0M

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2016 06:54 AM (tOcW/)

501 I do hope Trump prosecutes some of those EPA and IRS asswipes, especially LL who has a criminal contempt citation. It is time that mass lawbreaking was punished instead of rewarded.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:56 AM (mpXpK)

502 shit wrong thread

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 06:57 AM (mpXpK)

503 Fire futzing.

What do I do with all these ashes?

Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 06:58 AM (voYu7)

504 Forgot to say...Dave, you pretty much threw it all up against the wall. It stuck nicely. Perfectly done.

Posted by: creeper, lost in the Witopia web at December 22, 2016 06:59 AM (voYu7)

505 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 22, 2016 07:10 AM (nrnR5)

506 That was a damn fine ONT!

Posted by: Cygnus at December 22, 2016 09:32 AM (fdavN)

507 Gatsby, FALSE! *buzzer sound*

The first line is actually, "'In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since."

The quoted line follows.

Gawl. It's like he didn't even read it.

Posted by: Chip at December 23, 2016 04:12 AM (KXQr+)

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