Breastfeeding Is Now A Problem: It Is Heteronormative and Gendered? This May Be Peak Lunacy!

This is the full abstract of an article titled A Land of Milk and Honey? Breastfeeding and Identity in Lesbian Families. I have bolded the most interesting sentence.

This article explores the relationship between breastfeeding and identity in lesbian-identified families based on a pilot study of qualitative interviews and a short survey of six lesbian families in Canada and the United States. Although breastfeeding is assumed to be "natural" and a biological function, we problematize the practice as both gendered and heteronormative. In our research we found that breastfeeding has a complex role to play within the construction of one's identity as a mother, of one's gender, and of one's sexual orientation. These women's experiences offer interesting insights into the nebulous boundaries of biology and the ways in which assumptions about what is "natural" are actually social and cultural constructions.

A fisking of even the abstract isn't worth anyone's time, but this is a great example of the radical Left's desire to destroy Western cultural norms and, ultimately, Western Culture.

So breastfeeding is now a problem because it is gendered? No it isn't. Anyone can breastfeed. Of course, only lactating women are successful. As for it being "heteronormative? Uh...no. Breastfeeding has nothing to do with anything other than a mother feeding her baby, providing sustenance and also bonding in important ways. It is detached from the father, and is one of the powerful drivers of the need for a mother. But that's the part the lunatic fringe wants to break down! The rather basic division between man and woman is anathema to all they believe.

What is really interesting to me is the total lack of scientific and intellectual rigor. Six lesbian families were interviewed. Wow. These fools think that is a large enough study to mean anything? But that's a silly comment...they decided on the conclusions before they began the study.

Posted by: CBD at 07:45 PM

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1 I'll get the others

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2016 07:42 PM (wJky2)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2016 07:42 PM (wJky2)

3 Do you have any idea how strongly women are pressured to breastfeed?
Women who use formula are demonized. And now...this crap?!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 07:42 PM (NOIQH)

4 The left has lost their ever loving minds.
You know what else is gendered? Sperm.
C'mon ladies! Do try to keep up! Produce!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2016 07:43 PM (wJky2)

5
This May Be Peak Lunacy!

Just when you think you've reached it...the goalposts go mobile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 07:43 PM (IqV8l)

6 Men who use tampons should be equally free to breastfeed their children.

IT'S SCIENCE!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:44 PM (8ZskC)

7 This is some seriously deranged Harrison Bergeron level thinking.
Some people can't breastfeed so no one should breastfeed.

OK, so why was this never a problem when, say, infertile couples adopted a newborn?????

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 07:44 PM (NOIQH)

8 Is "problematize " a real word?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 07:45 PM (IqV8l)

9
FFS. Just. Shut. Up!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 07:45 PM (BK3ZS)

10 a gland of milk, honey

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 21, 2016 07:46 PM (U0lQa)

11 Never think peak stupid with these fucktards.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2016 07:46 PM (89T5c)

12 Since they're both wymyns, why not take turns ...

Hormone shots can be given to non-pregnant XXers to encourage said lactation ...

Posted by: Adriane the Goshdangy This is Complicated Critic ... at December 21, 2016 07:46 PM (AoK0a)

13 When Reality is bent to Fantasy, Fantasy becomes increasingly bizarre.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:46 PM (pfa8g)

14 >>What is really interesting to me is the total lack of scientific and intellectual rigor

I hope you meant that ironically. The Party of science is completely unscientific. Global Warming comes to mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2016 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

15 I've got to problematize more. Maybe that wall be my New Years resolution.

Posted by: fak at December 21, 2016 07:46 PM (BO/km)

16 Is "problematize " a real word?

Oh yeah. We're problematizing the living shit out of things.

Posted by: America's Red Guards at December 21, 2016 07:46 PM (8ZskC)

17 Is "problematize " a real word?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Is now. It's fluid.

Now it's not. Sorry. Window closed.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2016 07:47 PM (wJky2)

18 Ace, you haven't even read the half of it...

Butch Lesbians and the Queering of Pregnancy

http://preview.tinyurl.com/htfh3pt

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 21, 2016 07:47 PM (OzJeO)

19 "Problematize"?! So the authors are *making* this a problem because, when it comes down to it, it's none of their freaking business what other people do.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 21, 2016 07:47 PM (sEDyY)

20 I will give up the boobs when you peel them from my cold, dead lips.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 21, 2016 07:47 PM (qJhUV)

21 Never think peak stupid with these fucktards.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2016 07:46 PM (89T5c)

Reaching a summit always reveals new vistas of higher peaks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:47 PM (8ZskC)

22
Hormone shots can be given to non-pregnant XXers to encourage said lactation

Milk Wars!

It's Juggernaut v Juggalo in the Lactation Spectacle for the Ages!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 07:48 PM (BK3ZS)

23 You don't mind a little hair around the nipple, do you?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at December 21, 2016 07:48 PM (8ZskC)

24 Can we talk about *ME* now, and how ridiculous I am???

Posted by: Thomas Beattie, a.k.a "Pregnant man" at December 21, 2016 07:48 PM (NOIQH)

25 "Problematize" is my new favorite not-a-word.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 21, 2016 07:49 PM (5dOnv)

26 If they just stop problematizing this, then the problems go away, right?

Maybe they should look into that.

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 21, 2016 07:49 PM (QAOZh)

27
Reaching a summit always reveals new vistas of higher peaks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:47 PM

It's an M. C. Escher Bizzaro world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 07:49 PM (IqV8l)

28 This is tiring. So very tiring. Not sure if I wish my kids were older or younger.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 21, 2016 07:50 PM (zsUWe)

29 If they just stop problematizing this, then the problems go away, right?

Uh, that could be problematic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:50 PM (8ZskC)

30 'Problematize' must mean 'to make problematic'. In other words, it isn't problematic, so we'll say it is. In order to get a PhD in Dumbassery.

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2016 07:50 PM (HwVbl)

31 Lol

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at December 21, 2016 07:50 PM (eXAUD)

32
Reaching a summit always reveals new vistas of higher peaks.

In comments for a thread about breast feeding?

ISWYDT

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 07:50 PM (BK3ZS)

33 I'm a victim, xhe's a victim, wouldn't you like to be a victim, too...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 21, 2016 07:51 PM (gTQoY)

34 OMG, honest to God real sentence in the article.

"The title of their handbook alone, The Womanly Art of Breastfeeding, now in its eighth edition, signals that breastfeeding is 'women's' domain."

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 21, 2016 07:51 PM (QAOZh)

35 "Now, kids, when a woman and ... uh ... another woman love each other very much ... "

"Fucking nothing happens. Some will try to convince you otherwise. Such people are assholes, and should be ignored."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:51 PM (SRKgf)

36 You can Problematize my dick in your mouth.

Posted by: Max Power at December 21, 2016 07:51 PM (q177U)

37 peak lunacy? not bloody likely. by the way, somebody on this thread triggered my seizures again. happy now?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:51 PM (KP5rU)

38 stop lactating!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at December 21, 2016 07:51 PM (0O7c5)

39 'Problematize' must mean 'to make problematic'. In other words, it isn't problematic, so we'll say it is. In order to get a PhD in Dumbassery.

Go slower. I'm writing all this down.

Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at December 21, 2016 07:51 PM (8ZskC)

40 You ok, chavez?

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 07:52 PM (CRotO)

41 Problematize' must mean 'to make problematic'. In other words, it isn't problematic, so we'll say it is

Oooh, we're verbing now? Cool!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:52 PM (SRKgf)

42 Department of Sociology and Anthropology
University of Ottawa

Social science is to science as a whorehouse is to romance.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 07:52 PM (J8/9G)

43 I miss the Polish Butter Girls.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:52 PM (pfa8g)

44
28 This is tiring. So very tiring. Not sure if I wish my kids were older or younger.

Inculcate common sense in them and make them proficient in the sage use of firearms. An epidemic of lunacy appears to be real close by now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 07:52 PM (BK3ZS)

45 >>>Reaching a summit always reveals new vistas of higher peaks.

You've been peeking at my browser history?

Posted by: Max Power at December 21, 2016 07:52 PM (q177U)

46 Time to ban assault turkey basters. Problem solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:53 PM (SRKgf)

47 And people wonder why I always cheer for SMOD.

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 07:53 PM (CRotO)

48 No gay couples intervirwed? No trannies?

On a study on breastfeeding?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 07:53 PM (ZH2OB)

49 Does problematize mean "claim something mudane is problematic without basis" ? Because reading by context that is what it seems to mean.

Posted by: DaveM at December 21, 2016 07:53 PM (WFjXF)

50 Speaking of which, I've heard rumblings that the post millennials are turning out to be rather conservative, not sure if true or not.

Posted by: Max Power at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (q177U)

51
Oooh, we're verbing now? Cool!

It's verbimacation. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (BK3ZS)

52 Is now. It's fluid.

Now it's not. Sorry. Window closed.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2016 07:47 PM (wJky2)

Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (SRKgf)

53 I've always used the word "problematization" myself.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (gdnq1)

54
Reaching a summit always reveals new vistas of higher peaks.

Watch it on those higher peaks, it gets a bit nippy that high up

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (A5aYW)

55 smfh, am now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (KP5rU)

56 'The Perilous Whiteness of Pumpkins' is a Sidebar Article over there.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (pfa8g)

57 51
Oooh, we're verbing now? Cool!
It's verbimacation. Do try to keep up.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (BK3ZS)

Stop oppressing me, you cis-English speaker!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (SRKgf)

58 Prancercize is so 2007.

In 2016 we Problematize™.

And a one, and a two...come one gals!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (wPiJc)

59 This May Be Peak Lunacy!

Not sure about that. They always seem to manage to surpass the most recent manifestation of insanity.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

60 Krebs, I tried to give my eldest common sense, but I'm not sure how well I suceeded. Eldest daughter does want a gun now that she's 21, so there's that.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (zsUWe)

61 Do you have any idea how strongly women are pressured to breastfeed?
Women who use formula are demonized. And now...this crap?!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 07:42 PM (NOIQH

used to be the opposite I was razzed for breastfeeding in This Day and Age!
classless

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (R7cwD)

62 Oh, wait 'till the La Leche League activists hear about this nonsense!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (NOIQH)

63 53 I've always used the word "problematization" myself.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 21, 2016 07:54 PM (gdnq1)

I prefer "problematocious."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (SRKgf)

64 I've always used the word "problematization" myself.

Is a solution a problemectomy or problemidectomy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (8ZskC)

65 If I think this study is bullshit does that make me a problematizarian?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (gdnq1)

66
I've heard rumblings that the post millennials are turning out to be rather conservative.

Political correctness and SJWhood need to be cinsiderably wounded and reduced in the colleges or it'll be for naught.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (BK3ZS)

67 Problematize we much?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:56 PM (SRKgf)

68 Oooh, we're verbing now? Cool!

I always get a tingle when we start verbing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2016 07:56 PM (wJky2)

69 So..anyway...back to blind dog poop...please...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 21, 2016 07:56 PM (gTQoY)

70 I think the technically correct term is

...problematiciizicationify.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 07:56 PM (wPiJc)

71 also for having more than 1 child.
Because Gaia! over humanitizing the world rescources!

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 07:56 PM (R7cwD)

72 The Cultural Marxists are going to piss off and alienate most women at this rate in America and drive them back to our arms. They should keep up the insanity.

The pendulum is swinging away from the Left.

Posted by: Pepe, bathing in breast milk at December 21, 2016 07:56 PM (jLChk)

73 Pumpkins aren't white. Pretty sure the white ones are gourds.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 21, 2016 07:56 PM (zsUWe)

74 61 Do you have any idea how strongly women are pressured to breastfeed?
Women who use formula are demonized. And now...this crap?!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 07:42 PM (NOIQH

used to be the opposite I was razzed for breastfeeding in This Day and Age!
classless
Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 07:55 PM (R7cwD)

---

I did both.

With the oldest, I had to go to formula after I came off maternity leave (Army).

I don't see what the big deal is.

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 07:56 PM (CRotO)

75 That's the problem with the left, they "problematize" everything that is normal, natural, traditional, or productive.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 07:57 PM (EZebt)

76 The higher peaks are always titilating.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 21, 2016 07:57 PM (89T5c)

77 You've got no womb. Where would the fetus gestate? What you going to do--keep it in a box?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 07:57 PM (ZH2OB)

78 26 If they just stop problematizing this, then the problems go away, right?
Maybe they should look into that.
Posted by: sunny-dee at December 21, 2016 07:49 PM (QAOZh)

No. First you need to de-problematize it. Try to keep up, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 07:57 PM (SRKgf)

79 Peak lunacy ? Not even close, just wait a day, or month, or year .... there is no bottom.

And I am enjoying every minute of it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 21, 2016 07:57 PM (nrnR5)

80 77 You've got no womb. Where would the fetus gestate? What you going to do--keep it in a box?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 07:57 PM (ZH2OB)

---

lol

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 07:57 PM (CRotO)

81 maybe they should go a different route and instead of worrying about breast feeding they should focus on desexualizing breasts by encouraging women to encourage anyone who wants to grab and slobber on their breasts whenever they desire.

should be a win win for everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 07:58 PM (cPsPa)

82 It's not much of a study but I imagine this is a thing lesbian couples have to talk about. It probably is not worth pouring money into, it's more of an idea for a sitcom episode B plot, but it's not silly in the context of their lives. Extrapolating it to everyone else's gender roles is nonsense of course.

Posted by: Cjw at December 21, 2016 07:58 PM (vFd8X)

83 The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Posted by: The Central Problemizer at December 21, 2016 07:58 PM (BO/km)

84 A sample size of six. And the house cat as a control.

*squirt*

Posted by: liberal Science at December 21, 2016 07:58 PM (oZEJt)

85 SMFH it's nice to have choices.
you'd think we'd just say Cool Beans!
but no some men want to have the land of flowing milk and honey

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 07:58 PM (R7cwD)

86 Now busty lesbians are causing problems on the blog.
What will Donald mess up next.

Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2016 07:58 PM (8J/Te)

87 The world would be a much better place if the wimmens weren't so stingy with the Titties and mish.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (pfa8g)

88 81 maybe they should go a different route and instead of worrying about breast feeding they should focus on desexualizing breasts by encouraging women to encourage anyone who wants to grab and slobber on their breasts whenever they desire.

should be a win win for everyone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 07:58 PM (cPsPa)

---

Except for the woman that has to lug around a grown man attached to her boob.

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (CRotO)

89 Are they going to get off the government teat?

Posted by: ALH at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (YFEmY)

90 A Land of Milk and Honey? Breastfeeding and Identity in Lesbian Families.

Where's the "honey" part? These must be lipstick lesbians they're talking about.

I think I'll skip their next piece on breastfeeding in pretend families run by gay males. I don't think I have the stomach for that sort of stuff.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (zc3Db)

91 Yeah, when a basic, perhaps the most basic, baseline animal behavior in humans is called "problematic",

we may have reached peak lunacy.

I think the only possible and proper response to anything anyone from the left says is-

Huh? Go fuck yourself, dumbass.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (9q7Dl)

92 Except for the woman that has to lug around a grown man attached to her boob.
Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (CRotO)

only one?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (cPsPa)

93 the media needs a lemon party. or, an enema. whatever. everything they spew is fucking nonsense. it's like they keep trying to outdo each other lowering the bar.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (KP5rU)

94 maybe they should go a different route and instead of worrying about breast feeding they should focus on desexualizing breasts by encouraging women to encourage anyone who wants to grab and slobber on their breasts whenever they desire.

This is exactly the kind of outside-the-box thinking we've come to expect here at the AoSHQ.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (8ZskC)

95 Is it PROBlemicize or probLEMicize?

I don't want to sound like a foreigner the next time I go to Ottawa.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 08:00 PM (ZH2OB)

96 perhaps one day we'll come up with alternate ways to feed the babies. maybe a fake breast type thing or something with nutrients for the child.

crazy idea, but it might be possible with all the advancements we make yearly.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:00 PM (R7cwD)

97 When I was younger and told how the left wanted to destroy Western culture, I thought they were being silly. Yet another example of how youth is wasted on the young.

Aaaand wow. The Snopes couple looks exactly like I expected.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 21, 2016 08:00 PM (hVdx9)

98 Look you try to find a doctoral thesis that hasn't been taken before!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2016 08:00 PM (39g3+)

99 >.used to be the opposite I was razzed for breastfeeding in This Day and Age!

classless

Ugh, it's part of all the mommy blog craziness, the way mommying has become some pseudo-profession with the latest progressive rules and trends. It's overwhelming - and yes, breastfeeding is a big deal, which is why you get these online "scandals" when a woman posts that she was asked to not breastfeed in public somewhere, or when a social media site censors a breastfeeding pick. It was less than 10 years ago the MSM was going on about women who breastfeed their kids for year - up to ages, 4, 5, 6 - because it is So Important!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 08:00 PM (NOIQH)

100 This is exactly the kind of outside-the-box thinking we've come to expect here at the AoSHQ.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (8ZskC)

I have some inside the box ideas too!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 08:01 PM (cPsPa)

101 These people are all a bunch of Coo Coo Pants like Coo Coo Pants Clinton.

What a complete hellish nightmare we avoided by denying Hillary POTUS.

Posted by: Pepe, bathing in breast milk at December 21, 2016 08:01 PM (jLChk)

102 81 maybe they should go a different route and instead of worrying about breast feeding they should focus on desexualizing breasts by encouraging women to encourage anyone who wants to grab and slobber on their breasts whenever they desire.

should be a win win for everyone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 07:58 PM (cPsPa)

Back in the first full malignant flower of feminism in Berkeley women used to make a point of going braless, the theory being that men would get tired of watching boobs bouncing and wobbling as they walked.

Sure. Go with that. Pure genius.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:01 PM (SRKgf)

103 Except for the woman that has to lug around a grown man attached to her boob.
Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (CRotO)

wean early and often

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:01 PM (R7cwD)

104 Is "problematize " a real word?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2016 07:45 PM (IqV8l)

In Austrian, sure.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 08:01 PM (zc3Db)

105 Six lesbian families might be a significant sample of that population, despite what the TV tells us.

Posted by: Jean at December 21, 2016 08:01 PM (2RVmA)

106 Unfucking believable... these people are mentally ill.

Posted by: USNtakim at December 21, 2016 08:02 PM (hMqvx)

107 So are the dykes supposed to feed their brats with a caulking gun?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 08:02 PM (MiBfH)

108 Little known fact: Due to a general unavailability of infant formula, 9 out of 10 Lebanese women breast feed.

What's that?

Not Lebanese? Hmmm?

Okay, never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:02 PM (wPiJc)

109 First, they came for the sideline wankers.

Now, they come for the titty suckers.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:02 PM (EUMr7)

110 98 Look you try to find a doctoral thesis that hasn't been taken before!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2016 08:00 PM (39g3+)

Why find a new thesis topic? Every third doctoral candidate in the humanities writes about Shakespeare, and I speak from sad experience of sitting on a committee that awarded fellowships.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:02 PM (SRKgf)

111 Lizzy lol I was asked once if I was an addict for breastfeeding past 6 mths!

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:02 PM (R7cwD)

112 OK, OT but the comment below got willowed on the last thread and I wanted more to see it because it might encourage more of you to support Ace. Thanks.

I just responded to the reminder on the sidebar to remember Ace during
this Christmas time. I realized that I have been spending at least a
full hour or more every day for more than eight years reading and
enjoying not only Ace's fabulous (not teh Ghey type, the other kind)
blogging, all without paying a dime. I have finally settled up and my
feelings of guilt are receding.

Merry Christmas Ace!

Posted by: Ruthless at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (ro5Th)

113 Assuming that one of the lesbian's is the natural mother (gestation vessel marital partner) of the infant then I suppose that the other one (non-gestation marital partner) could get hormone shots so she could lactate enough to feed the baby.

What a world, what a world.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (YEhNg)

114 Sigh.....I should have gone into psychology. Could make a fortune off this nonsense, instead of having to hear about it for free.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (I7iYP)

115 Back in the first full malignant flower of feminism in Berkeley women used to make a point of going braless, the theory being that men would get tired of watching boobs bouncing and wobbling as they walked.

Sure. Go with that. Pure genius.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:01 PM (SRKgf)

well feminism was not for the smart girls it was for the ugly girls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (cPsPa)

116 And I am enjoying every minute of it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 21, 2016 07:57 PM (nrnR5)

me too......these people are worked up .....if only we could harness their energy to be used for something productive.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (0O7c5)

117 I rememeber when I first saw that episode of season one from Game of Thrones and that 11 year old prince was breast feeding off his mom. Gave we the willies.

Posted by: Pepe, bathing in breast milk at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (jLChk)

118 Advantages of breast feeding over formula:

1. Higher immunoglobulin content

2. Higher caloric density

3. More complete digestibility

4. Comes in cuter containers

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (wPiJc)

119 The only thing that surprised me about the snopes team was that they don't work in their pajamas, they work in bondage leather.

Posted by: Jean at December 21, 2016 08:04 PM (2RVmA)

120 feeding over formula:

1. Higher immunoglobulin content

2. Higher caloric density

3. More complete digestibility

4. Comes in cuter containers
Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (wPiJc)

what does adkins say about it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2016 08:04 PM (cPsPa)

121 I think I'll skip their next piece on breastfeeding in pretend families run by gay males. I don't think I have the stomach for that sort of stuff.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 07:59 PM (zc3Db)

Good point. I'm getting kinda queasy just thinking about it. Thanks for the image.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:04 PM (SRKgf)

122 You've got no womb. Where would the fetus gestate? What you going to do--keep it in a box?

++++

i long for the day when neonate boxen become so advanced this is nearly possible.

of course lefties will still insist on killing the child even outside of their bodies

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 21, 2016 08:04 PM (U0lQa)

123 Sociologist = professional civilization wrecker.

Fucking termites.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2016 08:04 PM (ZBp8/)

124 Assuming that one of the lesbian's is the natural mother (gestation vessel marital partner) of the infant then I suppose that the other one (non-gestation marital partner) could get hormone shots so she could lactate enough to feed the baby.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (YEhNg)

Or she could just drink the milk in and then spit it out in the baby's mouth ... just like a little bird. This could be the new craze among the crazies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 08:05 PM (zc3Db)

125 >>> Although breastfeeding is assumed to be "natural" and a biological
function, we problematize the practice as both gendered and
heteronormative.

In other news, scientists have discovered that "knocking the bottom out of that shit" may be responsible for the continuation of the species. But it's problematically heteronormative.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:05 PM (EUMr7)

126 look they can have it all even marrying the same sex, but noooo they also want to fight over whop feeds the kid!

hell let thew other person have the duty . the middle of the night fun. the leaky things aren't that fun!

sigh

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:05 PM (R7cwD)

127 feeding over formula:

1. Higher immunoglobulin content

2. Higher caloric density

3. More complete digestibility

4. Comes in cuter containers
Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (wPiJc)

5. Pre-warmed.

6. Cat can't get at it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:05 PM (SRKgf)

128 4. Comes in cuter containers
Posted by: Muldoon

And it's portable!

Posted by: The Central Problemizer at December 21, 2016 08:05 PM (BO/km)

129
Back in the first full malignant flower of feminism in Berkeley women used to make a point of going braless, the theory being that men would get tired of watching boobs bouncing and wobbling as they walked.

Sure. Go with that. Pure genius.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:01 PM (SRKgf)

The crowd that loves to claim that body parts are all the same and only an upright sexually repressed curmudgeon would suggest that some body parts should be treated with a degree of decorum really don't have a response when asked then if shaking hands and cupping a breast are then functionally equivalent.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 08:06 PM (ZH2OB)

130 Yeah, when a basic, perhaps the most basic, baseline animal behavior in humans is called "problematic",

+++

like pooping?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 21, 2016 08:06 PM (U0lQa)

131 And it's portable!

Double the pleasure, double the fun!

Posted by: Ruthless at December 21, 2016 08:06 PM (ro5Th)

132 Mulddon, no no don't start the breast wars!

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:07 PM (R7cwD)

133 And it's portable!
Posted by: The Central Problemizer at December 21, 2016 08:05 PM (BO/km)

prewarmed!

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:07 PM (R7cwD)

134 Assuming that one of the lesbians is the natural mother (gestation vessel marital partner) of the infant then I suppose that the other one (non-gestation marital partner) could get hormone shots so she could lactate enough to feed the baby.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (YEhNg)

As "natural" as a mother can be who was impregnated by a faggot beating off into a turkey baster, while standing on her head, legs spread, getting nailed in the cooch with the loaded turkey baster.

But what could be more beautiful and natural, amirite?

Pretty much ... everything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:08 PM (SRKgf)

135 Maybe you should drop by Pep Boys and learn to #genderflect.

https://youtu.be/cNvEWxbLSEA

Posted by: OCBill at December 21, 2016 08:08 PM (df+Zi)

136
Thanks for the mammaries, Mom!

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2016 08:08 PM (9q7Dl)

137 ack beat me to it.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:08 PM (R7cwD)

138 >>Advantages of breast feeding over formula:

1. Higher immunoglobulin content

2. Higher caloric density

3. More complete digestibility

4. Comes in cuter containers
Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (wPiJc)

That's your worst Limerick, yet.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2016 08:08 PM (pfa8g)

139 Is it PROBlemicize or probLEMicize?

*****

Fra-JEEEE-lay

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:08 PM (wPiJc)

140 And it's portable!
Posted by: The Central Problemizer at December 21, 2016 08:05 PM (BO/km)

prewarmed!
Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:07 PM (R7cwD)

Travel sized

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2016 08:09 PM (A5aYW)

141 >>Advantages of breast feeding over formula:

1. Tits

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:09 PM (EUMr7)

142 I read that article and can't understand how it got past the peer reviewers. Oh wait, I'm thinking about peer all wrong.
I think that Akroyd and Murray conducted more sound science in ghostbusters than these idiot authors.

Posted by: Drc at December 21, 2016 08:09 PM (sWzpv)

143 As "natural" as a mother can be who was impregnated by a faggot beating off into a turkey baster, while standing on her head, legs spread, getting nailed in the cooch with the loaded turkey baster.

Pics please.

Posted by: Call me Pat at December 21, 2016 08:09 PM (df+Zi)

144 My earlier obtuse quote is from Life of Brian. When Stan announces that he wants to be a woman and have babies.

Last line of the scene is the priceless "it will be a symbol of his struggle against reality".

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 08:10 PM (ZH2OB)

145 1. Higher immunoglobulin content

2. Higher caloric density

3. More complete digestibility

4. Comes in cuter containers
Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:03 PM (wPiJc)

waking up to a soggy bed and thinking it was the baby diaper , nope it is you.

or how about hearing another womans baby cry and their they go!

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:10 PM (R7cwD)

146 The crowd that loves to claim that body parts are all the same and only an upright sexually repressed curmudgeon would suggest that some body parts should be treated with a degree of decorum really don't have a response when asked then if shaking hands and cupping a breast are then functionally equivalent.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 08:06 PM (ZH2OB)

Shhhhhhhh! Don't blow it! We had 'em going around wobbling alarmingly. Like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BkwnGq2yaA

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:10 PM (SRKgf)

147 or there

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:10 PM (R7cwD)

148
The crowd that loves to claim that body parts are all the same and only an upright sexually repressed curmudgeon would suggest that some body parts should be treated with a degree of decorum really don't have a response when asked then if shaking hands and cupping a breast are then functionally equivalent.

Of course it is -- appendage to appendage interaction

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (BK3ZS)

149 Without breast feeding we would not exist as a race, the human one I mean.

Posted by: Javems at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (yOqwj)

150 >>>waking up to a soggy bed and thinking it was the baby diaper , nope it is you.

How you doin'?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (EUMr7)

151 Yes, yes, "pics or it didn't happen."

*rubs hands together

Posted by: Max Power at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (q177U)

152 Or she could just drink the milk in and then spit it out in the baby's mouth ... just like a little bird. This could be the new craze among the crazies.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 08:05 PM (zc3Db)
===

Sorry to say that is an old craze. "I don't give little Jagger baby food. I pre-chew my food and give it to him."

I have seen it often, but then again, you know where I live.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (EZebt)

153 Pics please.

Posted by: Call me Pat at December 21, 2016 08:09 PM (df+Zi)

Are you sure about that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (SRKgf)

154 immunoglobulin

++++

frankenfood crap !

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (U0lQa)

155 Pics please.
Posted by: Call me Pat at December 21, 2016 08:09 PM (df+Zi)

Mmmmmm.... No.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 08:12 PM (J8/9G)

156
I breastfeed daily.

A steady diet of exercise and protein for the pecs.

Pound your chesticles, gentlemen.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 21, 2016 08:12 PM (zu88C)

157 >>>>waking up to a soggy bed and thinking it was the baby diaper , nope it is you.

Could just be the Champagne

Posted by: Steve Croft at December 21, 2016 08:12 PM (pfa8g)

158 herr, currently dry thanks very much

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:12 PM (R7cwD)

159 That's your worst Limerick, yet.

Posted by: garrett

*****

Okay. Fine.

A high-powered nutritional explainer
While paid a quite princely retainer
Said formula's worst
And breast milk comes first
'Cause it comes in a cuter container.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:12 PM (wPiJc)

160 149 Without breast feeding we would not exist as a race, the human one I mean.
Posted by: Javems at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (yOqwj)

Everything's about race. Racism!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:12 PM (SRKgf)

161
As "natural" as a mother can be who was impregnated by a faggot beating off into a turkey baster, while standing on her head, legs spread, getting nailed in the cooch with the loaded turkey baster.

Didn't Andy Warhol already cover this? Or was it Yoko Ono?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 08:12 PM (BK3ZS)

162 Guys will never get tired of boobs. That's just the way tit tis.

Posted by: fa at December 21, 2016 08:13 PM (BO/km)

163 >>>herr, currently dry thanks very much

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:12 PM (R7cwD)

Honey is that you?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:13 PM (EUMr7)

164 >>A high-powered nutritional explainer
While paid a quite princely retainer
Said formula's worst
And breast milk comes first
'Cause it comes in a cuter container.

See. Was that so fucking hard?

Posted by: Steve Croft at December 21, 2016 08:13 PM (pfa8g)

165 Reminds me of the joke about the hillbilly triplets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 08:13 PM (MiBfH)

166 Muldoon , I don't know how you can spit them out so quickly.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:13 PM (R7cwD)

167 I suppose that bovine production of milk is based on their gender identification.

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2016 08:13 PM (e8kgV)

168 The left will just never forgive society for trying to potty-train them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 08:14 PM (zc3Db)

169 Perhaps they should read this article:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j53up3z

Of course, the science is not settled, if you disagree with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 21, 2016 08:14 PM (v9gSJ)

170 >>>Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:12 PM (wPiJc)

Burma Shave.

Well crafted

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:14 PM (EUMr7)

171 Herr, I dunno, my husband does call me honey

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:14 PM (R7cwD)

172 For my part, I really want to see some SJWs decide to milk bulls.

PPV, FTW!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:14 PM (SRKgf)

173 herr, did you remember to take the trash out?

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:15 PM (R7cwD)

174 Sorry to say that is an old craze. "I don't give little Jagger baby food. I pre-chew my food and give it to him."

I have seen it often, but then again, you know where I live.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (EZebt)

Wow.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 08:15 PM (zc3Db)

175 This paper has obvious implications on spirit cooking.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 08:15 PM (ZH2OB)

176 >>>>
Herr, I dunno, my husband does call me honey

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:14 PM (R7cwD)

*sends Christmas kisses of the totally not trying to get in your pants kind*
*and best wishes*

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:16 PM (EUMr7)

177 WHY?

Posted by: Jerry Lewis at December 21, 2016 08:16 PM (wcSGs)

178 Ya know, scratching my balls would be 'Heteronormative and Gendered', but I'm willing to compromise. Some reaching across the aisle from the lesbian community would be welcome...

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2016 08:16 PM (eeTCA)

179 Hey, left, why u hate reality so much?

Why?

Posted by: RKae (still very sad about Greg Lake) at December 21, 2016 08:16 PM (K9rH2)

180 I need some maryjane to smoke So I can laugh at this shit sandwich. This is beyond dumb, it actual angers my, without drugs. Just sayin

Posted by: Jose at December 21, 2016 08:17 PM (/DX2n)

181 >>>herr, did you remember to take the trash out?

That task got taken away from me.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:17 PM (EUMr7)

182 Breastfeeding is assumed to be natural.

We have a new number one of stupidest sentence ever written.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:17 PM (fdyxv)

183 Back in the first full malignant flower of feminism in Berkeley women used to make a point of going braless, the theory being that men would get tired of watching boobs bouncing and wobbling as they walked.

Sure. Go with that. Pure genius.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:01 PM (SRKgf)

Like Victoria Principal in Earthquake. Definitely genius.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 08:17 PM (zc3Db)

184 Or she could just drink the milk in and then spit it out in the baby's mouth ... just like a little bird. This could be the new craze among the crazies.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 21, 2016 08:05 PM (zc3Db)
===

Sorry to say that is an old craze. "I don't give little Jagger baby food. I pre-chew my food and give it to him."

I have seen it often, but then again, you know where I live.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (EZebt)

Obligatory Pre-Chew Charlie's

http://tinyurl.com/ce6xcl7

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2016 08:17 PM (A5aYW)

185 aw shucks herr, thank you. hugs throw at you and wife thrown , because anything is possible on the net.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:17 PM (R7cwD)

186 *gasp* *wheeze*

*runs to keep up with new threads*

Posted by: rickl at December 21, 2016 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

187 sorry something got sticky in that post!

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:18 PM (R7cwD)

188
Do you know why the Left (a.k.a. Regressives) want to destroy all these so-called social constructs?

To lord over you -- which they achieve every time they make a New Rule, no matter how cockamamie it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2016 08:18 PM (4o/yn)

189 Muldoon , I don't know how you can spit them out so quickly.

Posted by: willow

*****

Ahem. Phrasing.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:18 PM (wPiJc)

190 >>>
I need some maryjane to smoke So I can laugh at this shit sandwich. This
is beyond dumb, it actual angers my, without drugs. Just sayin

Posted by: Jose at December 21, 2016 08:17 PM (/DX2n)

So I'm like a fuckin clown to you?

Posted by: Shit Sandwich at December 21, 2016 08:18 PM (EUMr7)

191 o hey we need to post that old placenta helper spot

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 21, 2016 08:19 PM (U0lQa)

192 Who here trusts the Gorton's fisherman?

Posted by: Weasel at December 21, 2016 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)

193 As "natural" as a mother can be who was impregnated by a faggot beating off into a turkey baster, while standing on her head, legs spread, getting nailed in the cooch with the loaded turkey baster.

Didn't Andy Warhol already cover this? Or was it Yoko Ono?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 08:12 PM (BK3ZS)

No, that actually happened. But it was three gays and they mixed it all together and didn't do a paternity test. So three gay guys and two lesbians claim to all be the daddies and mommies of that poor kid.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 08:19 PM (ZH2OB)

194 Also, the people that made a verb out of "problem" need to be shot into the sun. Or deep space. With Cher.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:20 PM (fdyxv)

195 178 Ya know, scratching my balls would be 'Heteronormative and Gendered', but I'm willing to compromise. Some reaching across the aisle from the lesbian community would be welcome...
Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2016 08:16 PM (eeTCA)

HI there, sailor.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 21, 2016 08:20 PM (A5aYW)

196 >>>Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:17 PM (R7cwD)

Regards from the whole clan. Love ya.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:20 PM (EUMr7)

197
Who here trusts the Gorton's fisherman?

I posted vail for his worthless ass last time. It's somebody else's turn.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 08:20 PM (BK3ZS)

198 Mulddon, I know-iknow. my inelegant phrasing slips out all to often.

anyway you are amazing with limeracks and gift of wording in general

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:20 PM (R7cwD)

199 limericks, fgs!

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:20 PM (R7cwD)

200 179. Reality exists in the human mind, Winston. Not in the mind of the individual, which makes mistakes and soon perishes, but in the mind of the Party, which is collective, and immortal. - Inner Party Brother O'brien.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 08:20 PM (I7iYP)

201
Who was it who gave these people the power to decide all these things about our society and culture?

Oh, that's right; it was us.

We need to stop listening to these people and treat them like the FRINGE lunatics they are. They are not mainstream -- they are fringe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2016 08:20 PM (4o/yn)

202 Sorry to say that is an old craze. "I don't give little Jagger baby food. I pre-chew my food and give it to him."

I have seen it often, but then again, you know where I live.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (EZebt)

"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just." - Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 08:21 PM (J8/9G)

203 and spelling, grammar.

and nevermind!

anyway I applaud you.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:21 PM (R7cwD)

204 So three gay guys and two lesbians claim to all be the daddies and mommies of that poor kid.

What's his name? "Legion"?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 21, 2016 08:21 PM (6FqZa)

205 Some reaching across the aisle from the lesbian community would be welcome...

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2016 08:16 PM (eeTCA)

How about reaching around the aisle?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at December 21, 2016 08:21 PM (SRKgf)

206 So, have you seen the stories of all the pregnant women smoking the Choom? What the hell is going on out there?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 21, 2016 08:21 PM (6Ll1u)

207 In this case limeracks could be considered to be correct.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 21, 2016 08:21 PM (9iR5/)

208 No, that actually happened. But it was three gays and they mixed it all together and didn't do a paternity test. So three gay guys and two lesbians claim to all be the daddies and mommies of that poor kid.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2016 08:19 PM (ZH2OB)

Spare a thought for future genealogists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

209 189 Muldoon , I don't know how you can spit them out so quickly.

Posted by: willow

*****

Ahem. Phrasing.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:18 PM (wPiJc)

---

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at December 21, 2016 08:23 PM (CRotO)

210 202 Sorry to say that is an old craze. "I don't give little Jagger baby food. I pre-chew my food and give it to him."
I have seen it often, but then again, you know where I live.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 08:11 PM (EZebt)
"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just." - Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 08:21 PM (J8/9G)

Not to worry. There are only about four kids in all of SF, for reasons that should be obvious.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

211 What's his name? "Legion"?

No.

But someday...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:23 PM (fdyxv)

212 This is only indirectly aimed at Western culture.
The real target is God, .. more precisely the existence of God.

If there is no God then the constructs of society based on Judeo-Christian culture are up for redefinition.
Unfortunately, some aspects of life are not and have never been part of the constructs of Judeo-Christian norms.

Lactating is a natural function done by many different mammals. Most of these mammals have no idea who Moses was and have no notion of heteronormative constructs.

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2016 08:24 PM (e8kgV)

213 Hey, at least they study didn't mention global warming.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 21, 2016 08:24 PM (bKHc1)

214 srsly 3 men and 2 women are sharing parenting?

hmm they have way too much time left over for arguing.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:25 PM (R7cwD)

215 >>>Not to worry. There are only about four kids in all of SF, for reasons that should be obvious.

Address and cover charge?

Posted by: D. Hastert at December 21, 2016 08:25 PM (EUMr7)

216 Spare a thought for future genealogists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

DNA test.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 08:25 PM (J8/9G)

217 I think flannel impedes the production of breast milk.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 08:25 PM (IDPbH)

218 It's great Trump was elected, but politics can only go so far. What can be done about these people who are on a full frontal assault against reality every damn day?

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 08:25 PM (7qAYi)

219 208. Why? I'd put money those children will be the end of the line for those particular 'families.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 21, 2016 08:26 PM (I7iYP)

220 The saddest part is, I am certain that they haven't reached Peak Stupid yet.
I am actually unaware (thankfully) of much of these whackos odd proclivities.

Posted by: Chi at December 21, 2016 08:26 PM (UWLAq)

221 Greetings:

I'm still serving my deportation to California where we have a social entrepreneur organization called "First 5" which I believe is angling to get children and infants out of the home and away from mommy as early as possible so the right-thinkers of the progressive left can begin to work their magic as early as possible.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 21, 2016 08:26 PM (evgyj)

222 "Mixed it together" doesn't recombine DNA, so it was more of a shotgun approach. I predict the paternity suit will follow when benefits and cash are in dispute.

One gay guy is gonna get a bill.

Posted by: Jean at December 21, 2016 08:26 PM (2RVmA)

223 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2016 08:17 PM (A5aYW)

===

Wow, I had forgotten that skit, but yes, exactly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 08:26 PM (EZebt)

224 >>>srsly 3 men and 2 women are sharing parenting?

hmm they have way too much time left over for arguing.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:25 PM (R7cwD)

I'll bet the lawn never gets mowed, dinner never gets cooked, and that spider waiting in the corner to be stomped dies of old age.

Posted by: D. Hastert at December 21, 2016 08:26 PM (EUMr7)

225 josephistan , I thought laughter would embarrass them, but I think they Like it!

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:27 PM (R7cwD)

226 'What can be done about these people who are on a full frontal assault against reality every damn day?''

Ridicule and shun.

Posted by: f at December 21, 2016 08:27 PM (BO/km)

227
This is why it would be great if keith ellison became DNC chairgoon.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2016 08:27 PM (4o/yn)

228 I saw Nebulous Boundaries of Biology open for Men Without Hats at a Canada Day Festival in Quebec in '89

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:27 PM (wPiJc)

229 Begone Pedophiliac Speaker Sock!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:27 PM (EUMr7)

230 So, have you seen the stories of all the pregnant women smoking the Choom? What the hell is going on out there?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
****

Future democrat manufacturing...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 21, 2016 08:27 PM (hVdx9)

231 D Hastert, perhaps not, they wouldn't reach any consensus on whose responsibility it is!

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:28 PM (R7cwD)

232 We can't get no...satisfaction.

Posted by: Jagger Babies at December 21, 2016 08:28 PM (Tyii7)

233 Hastert's just waiting for the kid to get old enough, which for him means about thirteen.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 21, 2016 08:28 PM (6FqZa)

234 These folks are batshit bugfuck crazy.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2016 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

235 and these idiots think putin hijacked hillarys' coronation? shit, all he has to do is sit back, laugh, and let nature take its' course. delusional.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 08:29 PM (KP5rU)

236 >>>
I think flannel impedes the production of breast milk.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 08:25 PM (IDPbH)

I wear flannel every day in the winter, and my tits are as dry as Hillary's undies.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:29 PM (EUMr7)

237 Remember when the left poo-pooed the idea that gay marriage was a means to undermine western civilization?

This is what those of us socons were worried about. It was never about bringing gay couples into the mainstream, but about declaring that anything normal was offensive. This is just one example.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 21, 2016 08:29 PM (FYrz1)

238 So three gay guys and two lesbians claim to all be the daddies and mommies of that poor kid.

We've let an awful lot of genetic detritus build up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:29 PM (SRKgf)

239 Breastfeeding and identity in lesbian-identified families are like the Cleveland Browns are to football.

Posted by: haggis at December 21, 2016 08:29 PM (+wjl1)

240 "Mixed it together" doesn't recombine DNA, so it was more of a shotgun approach. I predict the paternity suit will follow when benefits and cash are in dispute

++++

reminds me of pagan Britons

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 21, 2016 08:30 PM (U0lQa)

241 If there is another mention of Hillary's undies, I will pull the blog over and go full Pusser on the offending party.

Even here, yes EVEN HERE, there are limits.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:30 PM (fdyxv)

242 you know that sharing parenting might be quite lovely, when they are wretched teens I could just go on an extended vacation.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2016 08:30 PM (R7cwD)

243 >>>We've let an awful lot of genetic detritus build up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:29 PM (SRKgf)

We coulda worked together.

Posted by: Smallpox at December 21, 2016 08:31 PM (EUMr7)

244 These folks are batshit bugfuck crazy.
Posted by: Insomniac

----

As Firesign Theatre would say, "Buggy as a bum's blanket."

Posted by: RKae (still very sad about Greg Lake) at December 21, 2016 08:31 PM (K9rH2)

245

It's not even ironic to these leftist shits they are exactly like religious zealots in Game Of Thrones, even down to copying them chant "shame" to those who break their rules.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2016 08:31 PM (4o/yn)

246 Obligatory Monty Python rejoinder time.

Who are the Britons?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:31 PM (fdyxv)

247 These people are nuttier than squirrel poop.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 21, 2016 08:31 PM (hVdx9)

248 237 Remember when the left poo-pooed the idea that gay marriage was a means to undermine western civilization?
This is what those of us socons were worried about. It was never about bringing gay couples into the mainstream, but about declaring that anything normal was offensive. This is just one example.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 21, 2016 08:29 PM (FYrz1)

Yep. When I first met Mrs Guevara the fruits were on about "tolerance," i.e., just being allowed to queer off, and claimed that they had no designs on marriage.

I dismissed that as rubbish. "Once they get tolerance, they'll push for mainstreaming, because they don't like to think of themselves as perverts, but rather as normal. And that'll mean marriage."

And here we are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)

249 We've let an awful lot of genetic detritus build up.

And it's reaching critical mass.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 21, 2016 08:32 PM (Tyii7)

250 problematize

Just remember the left is so much smarter than us because simply because they're liberal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2016 08:32 PM (auHtY)

251 >>>Even here, yes EVEN HERE, there are limits.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:30 PM (fdyxv)

*slaps Circa with an 11 year old haddock*

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:32 PM (EUMr7)

252 Not to worry. There are only about four kids in all of SF, for reasons that should be obvious.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:23 PM
====

I'm getting to the age where almost everyone seems like a kid.

Now get off my lawn.

/obligatory

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2016 08:33 PM (EZebt)

253 Strangely enough, concerns about the social constructs of lesbian breast feeding are not really on the radar of an entire generation of young mothers who think 'Nehveah' is "heaven spelled backwards"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:33 PM (wPiJc)

254 I'll bet the lawn never gets mowed, dinner never gets cooked, and that spider waiting in the corner to be stomped dies of old age.

Posted by: D. Hastert at December 21, 2016 08:26 PM (EUMr7)

And as for parallel parking ... forget it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:33 PM (SRKgf)

255 241: that's what i was thinking. either that, or burn this sucker down.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 21, 2016 08:33 PM (KP5rU)

256 Q: Why was the man with 7 nipples able to breastfeed?

A: Because he lacked eight.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 21, 2016 08:34 PM (rH4JY)

257 *slaps Morgenholz with a 12-year-old sturgeon*

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:34 PM (fdyxv)

258 Makes me want to never leave the house. People are nuts out there!

Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2016 08:34 PM (CFc5L)

259 >>> the social constructs of lesbian breast feeding

When, oh when, could this very concept ever have come into being?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:35 PM (EUMr7)

260 3 Do you have any idea how strongly women are pressured to breastfeed?
Women who use formula are demonized. And now...this crap?!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 07:42 PM (NOIQH)

Yeah, the whole "natural childbirth" movement in the '70's stressed breastfeeding and criticized the 1950's norm of being put under in the hospital to deliver, having the dad stay in the waiting room rather than being present at the birth and bottle, rather than breast feeding. The more radical moms wanted to deliver their babies at home with a midwife rather than go to a hospital.

What was hip in 1972 is now reactionary.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 08:35 PM (P8951)

261 What can be done about these people who are on a full frontal assault against reality every damn day?

Cheer them on!

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2016 08:35 PM (eeTCA)

262
When, oh when, could this very concept ever have come into being?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:35 PM (EUMr7)

I'd like to think that it was a practical joke by a couple of grad students that went terribly wrong.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 21, 2016 08:36 PM (FYrz1)

263 Strangely enough, concerns about the social constructs of lesbian breast feeding are not really on the radar of an entire generation of young mothers who think 'Nehveah' is "heaven spelled backwards"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:33 PM (wPiJc)

"Heave-hen" is what you shout in unison as part of a gang tugging on a rope to free a chicken stuck in the mud. "Heave-ho!", on the other hand...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2016 08:36 PM (MiBfH)

264 problematize the eschaton!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 21, 2016 08:36 PM (U0lQa)

265 >>>*slaps Morgenholz with a 12-year-old sturgeon*

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:34 PM (fdyxv)

I believe our seconds agreed that the "Full Helen Thomas" was all out!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:36 PM (EUMr7)

266 Although breastfeeding is assumed to be "natural" and a biological function, we problematize the practice as both gendered and heteronormative. In our research we found that breastfeeding has a complex role to play within the construction of one's identity as a mother, of one's gender, and of one's sexual orientation.

Lesbian: "Here baby, suckle on this... now I want dick. Too bad I'm fat and ugly".

Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 21, 2016 08:37 PM (rH4JY)

267 In Obama's America, you know some people are poor when ...

Police are looking for a man who was caught on camera robbing a Miami CVS using a 2x4 piece of wood.

Surveillance video showed the man walk into the store holding the wood then stealing money from a register. Police said he stole about $580 then fled on foot.

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2016 08:37 PM (e8kgV)

268 Speaking as someone with a bit of related experience, this is exactly the kind of thing that passes for "scholarship" in the social sciences.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:37 PM (fdyxv)

269 Are Sociologists trying to destroy their profession? This non-scientific "study" came from a university, so a review board approved the research method and sample size before hand.

Posted by: Lumpy at December 21, 2016 08:37 PM (y/bte)

270 Wow, I made the mistake of clicking on the link. There are some beauts over there in that GLBT journal. Articles, I mean.

Posted by: bluebell at December 21, 2016 08:37 PM (sBOL1)

271 Candice Swanepoel challenges breastfeeding stigma in Instagram post

The Victoria's Secret Angel took to Instagram Sunday, sharing a photo of her two-month-old son Anac� breastfeeding along with a powerful message decrying the culture of shame surrounding public nursing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY)

272 Remember when the left poo-pooed the idea that gay marriage was a means to undermine western civilization?

This is what those of us socons were worried about. It was never
about bringing gay couples into the mainstream, but about declaring that
anything normal was offensive. This is just one example.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

===

Great point.

Wonder why the left is nuts? They spend all day staring into their underpants and experiencing wild emotional outbursts and freaking out over what they perceive is in there.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 21, 2016 08:38 PM (zu88C)

273 I, for one, welcome our new Victoria's Secret Angel public breastfeeding overlords.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:39 PM (fdyxv)

274 >> Are Sociologists trying to destroy their profession?

The question is "Are Sociologists trying to destroy ONLY their profession?"

Posted by: JEM at December 21, 2016 08:40 PM (TppKb)

275
obama's big ugly wife said people now live in a time when there's no hope.

No, obama's big ugly wife, people are now living in a time when there's no dope...in the White House.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2016 08:40 PM (4o/yn)

276 And I'm sure the children being raised by these fruit loops will be in no way traumatized.

Mother's Day must be their own personal hell.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 21, 2016 08:40 PM (zu88C)

277 Wow. And here I thought that Taylor & Francis was a real, credible journal publisher. I stand corrected.

Posted by: West at December 21, 2016 08:41 PM (PGEDu)

278 212 This is only indirectly aimed at Western culture.
The real target is God, .. more precisely the existence of God. "

As someone wisely noted in the Nazi thread yesterday, it's secular Gnosticism. The original Gnostics were heretics who denied that Christ was human and said his physical body was an illusion.

Modern day Gnostics deny the reality of the body and rebel against it. You're a woman if you say you are, it doesn't matter that you have a penis. Breast feeding is somehow sexist, nevermind that a woman who is breast feeding automatically starts lactating when she hears a baby - any baby - cry. It's all an illusion made up by evil cis white men.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 21, 2016 08:41 PM (P8951)

279 Just got here. This is insanity. I chose to wrap myself up in ace wraps because I just didn't feel comfortable doing it. My choice.... Had I been a lesbian and not given birth then I guess I couldn't have made the choice, Nature is a funny thing.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 21, 2016 08:41 PM (ITucM)

280 Sociology is a profession in much the same way that I am a Jovian moon.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:41 PM (fdyxv)

281 Molly, condolences on having to wrap yourself in Ace.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:42 PM (fdyxv)

282 >>...along with a powerful message decrying the culture of shame surrounding public nursing.

Yeah, *an imaginary* culture of shame, right along with that imaginary culture of shame about menstruation that animates feminists to demand free tampons.

That's what's so funny about this study - it is 180 degrees off from all the current breastfeeding activism like that tweet.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2016 08:42 PM (NOIQH)

283 Police are looking for a man who was caught on camera robbing a Miami CVS using a 2x4 piece of wood.

Surveillance video showed the man walk into the store holding the wood then stealing money from a register. Police said he stole about $580 then fled on foot.
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2016 08:37 PM (e8kgV)

Oh Florida Man, never stop being you.

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 08:43 PM (7qAYi)

284 obama's big ugly wife said people now live in a time when there's no hope.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2016 08:40 PM (4o/yn)

Au contraire. We're living in a time when we're hoping like hell never to hear or see any of these dusky grifters ever again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:43 PM (SRKgf)

285
Article title presented without comment --

'Pack a more powerful punch' and 'lay the pipe': erectile enhancement discourse as a body project for masculinity

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 08:43 PM (BK3ZS)

286 problematize the eschaton!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich

*****

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:43 PM (wPiJc)

287 We need common sense lumber control.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:44 PM (fdyxv)

288 >>> They spend all day staring into their underpants and experiencing wild
emotional outbursts and freaking out over what they perceive is in
there.

There is something fundamental to this statement. As a conservative, my sexual world revolves around what we call "banging my wife". It's really a pretty simple outlook. It's simpler when the kids spend the night at a friend's house, but still..... A simple view of the world. And, also "naturally ordained", as some would say. Others would attribute it to God. Same diff, really.

Liberals look in their pants and wonder which of the 37 different genders they are, and are utterly confused about what to fuck.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:44 PM (EUMr7)

289
BTW, nood

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 21, 2016 08:44 PM (BK3ZS)

290 271 Candice Swanepoel challenges breastfeeding stigma in Instagram post

The Victoria's Secret Angel took to Instagram Sunday, sharing a photo of her two-month-old son Anac breastfeeding along with a powerful message decrying the culture of shame surrounding public nursing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY)

Oh sure, it's OK to breastfeed in public. But if a guy jacks it at a Chargers game watching...

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 08:45 PM (7qAYi)

291 Molly, condolences on having to wrap yourself in Ace.

Ace never complained.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2016 08:45 PM (IcT7t)

292 280 Sociology is a profession in much the same way that I am a Jovian moon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:41 PM (fdyxv)

"Sociology" was founded by a French commie to advance the progress of Communism.

True story. It's for the most part a joke subject that has no more point in being in a university than the Farting Department.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:45 PM (SRKgf)

293 281 Molly, condolences on having to wrap yourself in Ace.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 21, 2016 08:42 PM (fdyxv)
..........

Ha! Well I lived to tell so it wasn't SO bad....

Posted by: Molly k. at December 21, 2016 08:45 PM (ITucM)

294 Oh sure, it's OK to breastfeed in public. But if a guy jacks it at a Chargers game watching...

Posted by: josephistan at December 21, 2016 08:45 PM (7qAYi)

Anyone jacking it at a Chargers game is a sick puppy. And doesn't know shit about football, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:46 PM (SRKgf)

295 OT but 2017 will be a good year for movies. Watching show on AXS tv called Nothing But Trailers. More original movies I've seen in years and they all look good.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 21, 2016 08:46 PM (IDPbH)

296 237 Remember when the left poo-pooed the idea that gay marriage was a means to undermine western civilization?

Hell, even some people ostensibly on the right were condescending assholes about this very point. And what do you know, here we are.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2016 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

297 Sociology is a profession in much the same way that I am a Jovian moon.

True, but some Sociologists almost get an income doing something other than just making coffee.

Posted by: Lumpy at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (y/bte)

298 I would direct Candace Swanepoel's attention to the culture of shame that surrounds the laying of breasts upon my face in public. I wouldn't go so far as to call it a 'stigma', but still, it has been problematicized.

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (/wWB4)

299 Time to lay the pipe.

Posted by: Tony Wiener at December 21, 2016 08:48 PM (Tyii7)

300 270 Wow, I made the mistake of clicking on the link. There are some beauts over there in that GLBT journal. Articles, I mean.

Posted by: bluebell at December 21, 2016 08:37 PM (sBOL1)

Cargo-cult stuff. Have an abstract and references and put it in a publication with "Journal" in its title and you, too, can pretend to be a scholar.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (J8/9G)

301 These women's experiences offer interesting insights into the nebulous boundaries of biology and the ways in which assumptions about what is "natural" are actually social and cultural constructions.

If the patriarchy hadn't arbitrarily decided to foist breastfeeding as a "social construct" on women, that would be one less burden they could be freed from.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 21, 2016 08:49 PM (rH4JY)

302
Moron Slap Fight - a limerick

I'll tell you the original version
Now that the facts are emergin'
It appears that our Circa
Yelled, "Dhurka, dhurka"
Then slapped Morgenholz with a sturgeon

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:51 PM (wPiJc)

303 >>>Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2016 08:51 PM (wPiJc)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:52 PM (EUMr7)

304 More original movies I've seen in years and they all look good.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

And every one with an obligatory dose of liberal dogma shoehorned in somehow.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 21, 2016 08:53 PM (rH4JY)

305 How is it even possible to demonize maternity?

Posted by: navybrat at December 21, 2016 08:53 PM (w7KSn)

306 >>>These women's experiences offer interesting insights into the nebulous boundaries of biology

Tit pics. Nothing nebulous there.

Well, most of the time.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2016 08:55 PM (EUMr7)

307 248 I dismissed that as rubbish. "Once they get tolerance, they'll push for mainstreaming, because they don't like to think of themselves as perverts, but rather as normal. And that'll mean marriage."

And here we are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)

Not just normal, but superior to the 97% of the population that is straight. And if anyone has moral problems with, say, participating in a gay wedding, then the militant gays use the full power of the state to enforce compliance.

The thing is that most gays are nice people and aren't into the crazy stuff the activists are pushing. Many, at least in Dallas, are even conservative.

My wife and I used to regularly have dinner with two gay couples. They joined us in prayer before meals and all was well.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 21, 2016 09:04 PM (nvMvs)

308 Exactly how is this an attack on Western culture in particular? To the best of my knowledge, breastfeeding is common to ALL cultures.

Their target seems to be broader than that; it's nothing less than the abolition of man.

Posted by: George LeS at December 22, 2016 06:46 AM (+TcCF)

309 I'd like to see what happens to these big thinkers if society were to crumble.

Posted by: H at December 22, 2016 08:22 AM (BgsX2)

310 Wow. Just wow. I find it humorous how they put natural in quotes. Know what else is "natural?" lgbt

Also, this was in the article...
Family 5: Allison (birth mom, age 27) Morgan (nonbirth mom, age 57)

Though they included that 6 couples were interviewed, two of the birth mom's partners did not participate.

Posted by: Tenacious at December 22, 2016 08:53 AM (6RIXc)

311 Breastfeed? Just use the turkey baster that was used for the inception. What's so hard about that?

Posted by: Kelly at December 22, 2016 09:31 AM (kEUxi)

312 Liberals and homosexuals are certifiably insane.

Liberals because they believe socialism will work although it has been tried dozens of times with disastrous results (Venezuela any one?) and homosexuals and other sexual deviants who cannot accept the obvious natural designs for the genitalia.

I ignore the rants of both groups because if they can be so WRONG about basic stuff, why trust them with any thing they spew out there.

Posted by: Braden Lynch at December 22, 2016 12:33 PM (pRnlX)

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