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Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/19/16)
On this day in 1998, President William Clinton is impeached.
After nearly 14 hours of debate, the House of Representatives approves two articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton, charging him with lying under oath to a federal grand jury and obstructing justice. Clinton, the second president in American history to be impeached, vowed to finish his term.He did finish his second term. But, his wife will never be POTUS. And that's alright with The ONT.
Quotes Of The Day Quote I
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George SantayanaQuote II
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston ChurchilQuote III
Under socialism all will govern in turn and will soon become accustomed to no one governing. Vladimir LeninWhat a crock of shit, Vlad. Quote IV
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money. Margaret Thostaer
Venezuela is going to hell in a hand-basket. Thank you Socialists. Lessons to be learned from Venezuela's collapse.
First, Socialism never works. From Korea, Russia, Africa, to Latin America, it has never worked. But people keep wanting it. Venezuela has had a bad decade with their socialist experiment and within the last year the final domino has fallen. Their economy is in meltdown. When the price of oil plummeted, Venezuela could no longer afford their socialist programs and the state-controlled industries failed. The second bad idea is an economic “solution” that has always failed: Venezuela kept printing money so they could pay for everything their socialist experiment demanded. Of course, Venezuela went the way of every other country that has tried devaluing their currency—hyperinflation has completely wrecked the economy. Venezuela’s currency inflated so fast that they couldn’t afford to buy more paper and ink to print more.
Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?My how times have changed. Look young man, we serve pansy ass drinks in here for men and transmen who want to sip their drinks. Buttery Nipple my ass.
Clarence, George names of the past. Popular baby names over the past 100+ years. Funny, Misanthropic was never a contender.
Don't care to cater a gay wedding? Why that's homophobic. Refusing to photograph a gay wedding? Why that's illegal! Religious beliefs be damned.
But, refusing service based upon political beliefs? That appears to be just fine and dandy. And it's just not the swanky upper class punishing people because of their political beliefs. It's also occurring in every day necessities of life.
Marc Jacobs, who has also dressed — you guessed it — Michelle Obama, wants nothing to do with Melania: I have no interest whatsoever in dressing Melania Trump. I didn’t see [Sophie Theallet’s] letter. Personally, I’d rather put my energy into helping out those who will be hurt by [Donald] Trump and his supporters.”Tonight's Musical Interlude
“Federal safety guidelines for playgrounds, which were created in 1981, began to limit their use. The older seesaws were wooden planks that often hit asphalt directly, leading to occasional tailbone and spinal injuries, falls and pinched fingers, not to mention splinters. Children could slam each other by dismounting suddenly. Playgrounds that retained old seesaws were exposed to lawsuits.”
And yet, there is real value to children who play on a seesaw. “Seesaws are excellent at encouraging collaborative play and patience, as they require coordination and balance between two different children to work. Core upper body strength and lower body strength are developed as a child moves the seesaw up and down,” the folks at School Outfitters explain. Kids can gain essential understanding of the mechanics of fulcrums by playing on a seesaw, as How Things Work author David Macaulay has noted. And Stephen Wills, the author of Power through Collaboration loves what a seesaw can teach.
Fat, stupid and lazy is no way to go through life. Did the ONT mention Fat & Stupid is no way to go through life? Genius Award Winner. NSFW
What could have been a terrible tragedy. Was not. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Cuteness.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hillary! at December 19, 2016 09:47 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 09:50 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:50 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 09:50 PM (PRJyD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 19, 2016 09:50 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 19, 2016 09:50 PM (bV6Ah)
Posted by: April at December 19, 2016 09:51 PM (e8PP1)
And took the opportunity to blame James Comey for Hillary's loss at the polls?
Or was I imagining things?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 09:52 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2016 09:52 PM (FRIIR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SMFH at December 19, 2016 09:52 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Basement Cat at December 19, 2016 09:52 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2016 09:53 PM (SjImc)
By designing burqas?
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 09:53 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 09:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 09:53 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Basement Cat at December 19, 2016 09:54 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 09:53 PM (JmjOe)
Methinks he might have issues.
I am not a psychiatrist or anything...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:54 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 19, 2016 09:55 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 09:53 PM (JmjOe)
I'm going to take a wild guess & say there's no Mrs. Guy Who Lit Off Fireworks While Wearing Them.
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 09:55 PM (7qAYi)
Maybe Clinton was commenting on the occasion of the electoral vote.
Oh well, need more coffee or something.
We return you to your regular ONT programming.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 09:55 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:55 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Basement Cat at December 19, 2016 09:54 PM (3C9q2
Keys to the blog. Magic wand. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 09:55 PM (7qAYi)
Who do you think strapped the fireworks on him?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (Nwg0u)
Margaret Thatcher
I never liked this quote. Yes, it's concise and cute and catchy ... but incorrect at its core. Churchill pretty much nailed it correctly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Hillary! at December 19, 2016 09:47
And first woman nominated by a major party to lose an election. Hooray!
Posted by: Farmer at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (KP5rU)
Melania Trump was a model and still looks like one and she can do better than wearing upholstery fabric and a boob belt.
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (FRIIR)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 09:55 PM (7qAYi)
Who do you think strapped the fireworks on him?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (92kX2)
The same guy holding his beer, of course.
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (7qAYi)
I think it's ok to laugh, because at the very end he goes, "Did you get that?"
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 09:57 PM (9Q5BJ)
Buttery Nipple?
Brain Hemorrhage?
Fuck that.
Old Fashioned, Manhattan, White Russian, Gin and Tonic, Martini. Those are manly drinks.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 09:57 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 09:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 19, 2016 09:57 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Titanium at December 19, 2016 09:57 PM (u9UgT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2016 09:58 PM (u82oZ)
Hey wait, who is the FAB?
That's Hillary Clinton?
That's not funny!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 19, 2016 09:58 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2016 09:58 PM (EzgxV)
History repeats, whether people remember the past or not.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 19, 2016 09:58 PM (zc3Db)
I would hire Marc Jacobs. My cats scratched the hell out of one of my couches and it needs the Michelle treatment.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 09:58 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 09:59 PM (wPiJc)
Indeed. Four or more ingredients, chick drink.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 19, 2016 09:59 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 09:59 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 09:59 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: ALH
Melania Trump will have no problem with clothiers and designers making things for her to wear.
The silly, pouting madness of the Leftists is illuminating in its childishness.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at December 19, 2016 09:59 PM (S6Pax)
Take me now, Lord. I'm ready."
-Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (Nwg0u)
Stick around. The conservatives hat Trump has appointed should make the show worthwhile.
I've given-up on defending Glenn Beck.
...not that the bullshit stories weren't Fake News, but he's so Anti-Trump that I need to fall-off that particular bandwagon.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 09:59 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 19, 2016 10:00 PM (jxw6R)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:00 PM (ZBp8/)
Some guiltless soul actually applied the tape that held the fireworks to his back.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 10:00 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 10:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (tHwdc)
Melania Trump was a model and still looks like one and she can do better than wearing upholstery fabric and a boob belt.
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (FRIIR)
I am not into the fashion, but I have seen women knock me dead by wearing this or that dress. Even with the... difficulties inherent in Michelle's... physique, you'd think they could find a way to dress her to make her look at least pretty. She comes across like a linebacker in a dress made of couch material.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (cPsPa)
...blinders are blinders.
Myopia is simply myopia.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (6gk0M)
I'm willing to bet milania doesn't own any boob belts.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:02 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: bluebell at December 19, 2016 10:02 PM (sBOL1)
Mr No Mrs. Guy Who Lit Off Fireworks While Wearing Them has a montage
Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Titanium at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (u9UgT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (cPsPa)
I won't say "afficionado" but I enjoy them.
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 19, 2016 10:00 PM (jxw6R)
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Less "my friends across the aisle" and more "these bastards need to be crushed".
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (BS8yt)
This isn't anything like Revelations' prophecy of "forbidding to buy and sell," and anyone who says so is a homophobe.
Posted by: Faith Spotted Eagle at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (fYFz4)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (cPsPa)
I like them. I tend to go heavy on the vermouth, however, which a lot of people don't like.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (39g3+)
Um, I don't know about you, but in college I most certainly was going out to drink in order to get laid. If I missed out on the latter (often), well I always had the former.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: OurFederalism at December 19, 2016 10:04 PM (48KEb)
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana, Day 2
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana, Day 3
Posted by: VA MKZ at December 19, 2016 10:04 PM (htupJ)
You've made a fine choice... Twelve dollars, no refunds!
Posted by: The Manhattan Indians at December 19, 2016 10:04 PM (ysprU)
...blinders are blinders.
Myopia is simply myopia.
Posted by: Slapweasel
Or he's a manic-depressive who tried to self-medicate for years.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:04 PM (ZBp8/)
I'm willing to bet milania doesn't own any boob belts.
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Am I the only one picturing her wearing a belt as a top?
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 10:04 PM (7qAYi)
Good. Go dress the Chinese. Bon Voyagee, doubchebag.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 19, 2016 10:05 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:05 PM (dFi94)
*sniff*. Yes you are clear, I will not be bothering you with my "atmosphere" any more.
Posted by: Jason Biggs at December 19, 2016 10:06 PM (rH4JY)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:04 PM (ZBp8/)
I'll buy that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 10:06 PM (6gk0M)
This isn't anything like Revelations' prophecy of "forbidding to buy and sell," and anyone who says so is a homophobe.
Posted by: Faith Spotted Eagle at December 19, 2016 10:03 PM (fYFz4)
And that the rainbow flag has the magic number of six colors, not the seven that the rainbow actually has.
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 10:06 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:04 PM (ZBp8/)
The sad thing is, he seems to fall off the wagon (whatever his particular wagon is these days) and then goes crazy, but his baseline seems to keep getting pushed down.
There was a time (HLN days) when he seemed somewhat rational and cogent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:06 PM (92kX2)
***
The 1%ers do pay well don't they?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 19, 2016 10:06 PM (aZq03)
Two words: thermal bandages.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 19, 2016 10:06 PM (C9pBZ)
http://tinyurl.com/z2ypk23
As you can expect, all those condescending pricks in that short video are racist, Millennial jerk-offs.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 19, 2016 10:06 PM (0sc5d)
Now, off to chase them -- squirrel!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2016 10:06 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Grimmy at December 19, 2016 10:07 PM (m+qrc)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:05 PM (dFi94)
And that was after how many drinks?
Posted by: Titanium at December 19, 2016 10:07 PM (u9UgT)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 19, 2016 10:07 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:07 PM (d0XHp)
do y'all have favorite ingredients, especially for rye and vermouth?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:07 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:08 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: OurFederalism at December 19, 2016 10:04 PM (48KEb)<<<
And I'm a botched joke.
Posted by: Secretariat of State John Kerry at December 19, 2016 10:08 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: OurFederalism at December 19, 2016 10:09 PM (48KEb)
Posted by: jukin Former Republican at December 19, 2016 10:09 PM (pEmk1)
Posted by: Willie Wonte at December 19, 2016 10:09 PM (rXaut)
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Oh look at me! I can be pretentious and altruistic all at the same time!
He won't do a darn thing to help anybody, who's he trying to kid?
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:09 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 10:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 19, 2016 10:09 PM (qJhUV)
Seems the young video crew couldn't be bothered to listen to Jerry (who was already cranky) when they were setting up the shoot in his home in Las Vegas, and Jerry decided to reciprocate when the cameras were rolling.
On top of that, the interviewer (a) asks a ton of *dumb* questions he would have already known the answers to, and how to follow up on, if he had just read Lewis' Wiki page and had a bit of respect for him; and when Jerry gets nervous, the interviewer nervously resorts to asking a ton of simple "yes or no" questions, which Jerry never fails to answer with just "yes" or "no." LOL.
Alls I knows is, I love it. Hey genius? When a legend asks you to do something to *make his interview more comfortable,* LISTEN and DO IT. Geezaloo.
http://tinyurl.com/jhcyqvt
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:09 PM (u8kLQ)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE TRYING TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO SLAM DOWN WAS THE POINT.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at December 19, 2016 10:10 PM (Ojki1)
Mine is Bulliet Rye, Martini and Rossi Sweet Vermouth, and Angostura Bitters. 2:1 ratio of Rye to Vermouth with three dashes of bitters.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:10 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 10:10 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Titanium at December 19, 2016 10:07 PM (u9UgT)
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I'm trying to think. Might have been eleventy.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:10 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:10 PM (FYrz1)
Thanks
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:10 PM (cPsPa)
I think a simpler explanation is they all hated her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:11 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 10:11 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:10 PM (FYrz1)
I was going to say "Thanks!" but thought it seemed gay and assumed you would understand the sincere appreciation.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:11 PM (cPsPa)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE TRYING TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO SLAM DOWN WAS THE POINT.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at December 19, 2016 10:10 PM (Ojki1)
So you know my cousin then?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2016 10:11 PM (voOPb)
My rule is simple, if you cannot imagine Charleton Heston, Winston Churchill or Frank Sinatra drinking it, it is not a manly drink.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:11 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 10:11 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:11 PM (d0XHp)
Dang lack of a preview function!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:12 PM (u8kLQ)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/7sn4l8v
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 10:10 PM (6gk0M)
good site
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:12 PM (cPsPa)
Sure.
But, I don't think any First Lady will ever touch her Career Rebounding Numbers.
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2016 10:12 PM (BrHGq)
Posted by: Willie Wonte
John Podesta
David Axelrod
Bill DeBlasio
Hillary Rodham Clinton
LeBron James
The staff at CNN
Everybody at MSNBC
Jerry Brown
And many, many more.....
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at December 19, 2016 10:13 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 19, 2016 10:13 PM (kP16F)
I hated that. That was the whole point though.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:13 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Space X at December 19, 2016 10:13 PM (+kwUl)
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I remember this one dress - I think it was cobalt blue with black - I thought it was pretty on her, and her hair looked good that day. She was also minus the Resting Bitch Face, which improved her looks tremendously.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:13 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 10:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Michael More at December 19, 2016 10:14 PM (Lh0b8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2016 10:14 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 09:57 PM (FYrz1)
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things doesn't belong
I blame Lebowski
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2016 10:14 PM (iMxBJ)
Really disappointed Ben Roethlisberger didn't take a shot at this one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 10:14 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:14 PM (d0XHp)
Apparently there are people who can't dress themselves.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 10:14 PM (8zL5i)
That interview is hilarious.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:15 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:14 PM (d0XHp)
Thanks
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:15 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:01
My FIL was for yrs. He's since switched to bourbon and a splash of water as he's mellowed.
Posted by: Farmer at December 19, 2016 10:15 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 19, 2016 10:15 PM (jxw6R)
Which is the reason I always say that Socialism always works, as long as you're willing to kill enough people.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 10:15 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (39g3+)
So you . . . So you do know about my past love life.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (9MInk)
Posted by: Grimmy
*****
So basically you could say that socialism fails even as a parasite.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 09:57 PM (FYrz1)
Whiskey. Neat.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
I prefer Bushmill's, but you already knew that.
I've never had a Manhattan, by the way.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (6gk0M)
There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light,
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night.
- Arthur Buller (1874-1944) ("Relativity," in Punch, London, 19 December 1923)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: a T-Rex tring to rub one out have a drink at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (ZAlOu)
http://tinyurl.com/hlzplyw
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 10:11 PM (J8/9G)
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Oh, I love Bocelli. Come on people - grow up. Let the man sing, for pete's sake. Does every single thing have to have a grievance attached to it now?
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2016 10:12 PM (BrHGq)
We have never seen her and Dennis Rodman in the same place at the same time, have we?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM (cPsPa)
It's a really good drink, especially if you stick to Rye. But it is a maddening drink, because it gives the feeling that it could be perfect, if only you got everything just right, and I never have.
What kind of Vermouth do you use?
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:11 PM (cPsPa)
No worries. You're welcome. Feel free to cut back on the vermouth. I believe that the standard ratio is 4:1 whiskey to vermouth, but I like mine a little sweeter.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (FYrz1)
I just grab a 12 pack of Sam Adams. He's insists on buying that Butter liquor. "No, no, it's coo'. E'rryone will like it," Mr. Bartender he.
I went back to the host's house 10 years later. Still had a 3/4 full bottle of that shit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (ZBp8/)
Bwahaha. I knew it as I was looking it up - he's gay.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 10:17 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Martin Sheen, Mike Farrell and the rest of The Star's of the '80s and '90s at December 19, 2016 10:17 PM (qJhUV)
It's doubtful but if I'm ever something of a "name" director/writer and I'm not happy with what I know about the person interviewing me (such as Jeffrey Wells), I hope I would have the balls to do what Lewis did there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:17 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2016 10:17 PM (z/Ubi)
I've never had a Manhattan, by the way.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (6gk0M)
yep. Thanks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:17 PM (cPsPa)
People keep wanting it because liberals and democrats promote a politics of envy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
I've given advice to a few young folks that they should find a brand of whiskey that they can drink neat or on the rocks. If nothing else, it's a good go-to when other options are limited.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:18 PM (FYrz1)
Totally. Predictable.
Totally Preventable. Sitting on that much oil? Man, they should swimming in success.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 10:18 PM (8zL5i)
Bwahaha. I knew it as I was looking it up - he's gay.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 10:17 PM (rH4JY)
The Great Kreskin better watch out! You are the prognosticator of prognosticators.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:18 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
I've given advice to a few young folks that they should find a brand of whiskey that they can drink neat or on the rocks. If nothing else, it's a good go-to when other options are limited.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:18 PM (FYrz1)
Absolutely, and there's no shortage of good whiskey these days.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: tmitsss at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (xlzu7)
I think if we make it to our 90's and are still working, I think none of us would GAF.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 09:56 PM (39g3+)
Did Energizer Bunny make cookies for the NY electors?
Once a carpetbagger, always a carpetbagger.
Evening all.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM
NEW YORK CITY ????????
Posted by: Often Heard In Texas at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (DMUuz)
What kind of Vermouth do you use?
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (iMxBJ)
Oh I don't really make them. I am sending a business associate, who is addicted to manhattans, a kit for Christmas. Rye, Vermouth, and Bitters. He can get his own damn cherries.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (cPsPa)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jt9zzcu
maybe this?
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (dFi94) fnord (dFi94)
I wanna know where you've been living the last 40 years and move there.
But yeah, there's a kind of acceleration of BS grievances since the Age of Social Media started (really before, but bigger acceleration).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 10:20 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (d0XHp)
Just made her look like an inverted goblet with upholstery.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
If you grew up in a small northern WI town, it is possible. Course if your name is Mike I might be that cousin.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 19, 2016 10:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2016 10:20 PM (EzgxV)
higher waist, thereby crwaing better visual balance between her
shoulders and hips.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (d0XHp)
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Didn't go too well.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:20 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Reggie! at December 19, 2016 10:21 PM (+kwUl)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 10:21 PM (rJUlF)
Montrose Record went out this morning. Got a little snowy and cold up here, this weekend and it slipped my mind.
-G
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2016 10:21 PM (BrHGq)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:18 PM (FYrz1)
Absolutely, and there's no shortage of good whiskey these days.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:18 PM (0mRoj)
very good advice. further, when you are at a business dinner everyone will notice who is drinking scotch neat.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:21 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)
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Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:21 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2016 10:20 PM (EzgxV)
Creme brulee torch'll get 'er done.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: otho at December 19, 2016 10:22 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 10:22 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2016 10:22 PM (9MInk)
garrett, thanks! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:23 PM (u8kLQ)
They did what they could with what they had. But, no, their efforts were not successful in all places.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:24 PM (d0XHp)
Can't make the waist too high, though, or the ref won't be able to see her number.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 10:24 PM (29QcC)
Posted by: Deep Thought at December 19, 2016 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
I never want to hear how fabulous Michelle is again. Go away.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:24 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2016 10:22 PM (9MInk)
You had diesel 'flavored' drinks? We had to wave our valu-rite in the exhaust of a passing 18 wheeler.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:24 PM (92kX2)
++++
And kudos to the firefighter. The reporter who wrote the piece of shit article is another matter. Whatever caused 32 people dining in a restaurant to suddenly come down with carbon monoxide poisoning? Idiot never tells us.
But, at least there was a link, and if you click through to the real news site, the obvious question is answered.
The source of the carbon monoxide exposure was the restaurant's natural gas heating system, Williams said.
Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at December 19, 2016 10:24 PM (R+30W)
no ice, and no bubbles. just sip it. the water drops the proof a bit, so the alcohol doesn't lock up your taste buds. ice deadens them as well, hence no ice.
same for rum, etc.
vodka? who cares? straight shots from the freezer or mixed.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 19, 2016 10:25 PM (JKi7U)
drunk fast and we don't need any characters around to give the joint
atmosphere. Is that clear or do I have to slip you my left for a
convincer?
The difference between Nick's and the ONT is that we NEED characters to give the joint atmosphere.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 10:25 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2016 10:25 PM (voOPb)
"Hark the hearald angels sing" and "Come all ye faithfull" as performed by Blackmore's Night
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12816
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 19, 2016 10:25 PM (vBeA5)
The head of a Russian foreign ministry department has been shot dead in Moscow, according to local media.The government has not yet confirmed the reports.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 10:26 PM (Zla+B)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:24 PM (Q5Ymk)
I can only assume you mean Mooch. I'm not going anywhere...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2016 10:26 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Kindltot
I posted earlier:
"December 19, 2016 Associated Press
MOSCOW - A state of emergency has been introduced in the Siberian city of Irkutsk on Monday after at least 33 people died of alcohol poisoning from consuming a bath lotion.
...
Officials said the bottles with the lotion were clearly marked with warnings that they weren't for internal use."
Fuckin' sad.d
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:27 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 19, 2016 10:25 PM (JKi7U)
I tried the 'crystal head' vodka that Aykroyd sells. It was actually not bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:27 PM (92kX2)
His sweater kept changing colors too. He was not happy at all.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:27 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 19, 2016 10:27 PM (kP16F)
The head of a Russian foreign ministry department has been shot dead in Moscow, according to local media.The government has not yet confirmed the reports.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 10:26 PM (Zla+B)
wow, obama is settling scores on his way out. without even leaving the golf course he is whacking russians everywhere.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:28 PM (cPsPa)
"Hark the hearald angels sing" and "Come all ye faithfull" as performed by Blackmore's Night
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So, Blackmore's Night is ripping off Trans Siberian Orchestra.
While Deep Purple has become a Deep Purple cover band.
/I cannot wait until this year is over.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 10:28 PM (Zla+B)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:28 PM (d0XHp)
...
Officials said the bottles with the lotion were clearly marked with warnings that they weren't for internal use."
Fuckin' sad.d
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:27 PM (ZBp8/)
WTF. Were they shot gunning the bottles? Or does the local hooch taste that bad that they could not tell the difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:28 PM (92kX2)
*****
Fort Marx-y Park?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 10:28 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:29 PM (u8kLQ)
You may stay, you are fabulous. Michelle O, not so much.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:29 PM (Q5Ymk)
The fact that those words are a reality and not a comedy punch line says a lot about how screwed up this country has become.
Posted by: Ripley at December 19, 2016 10:29 PM (NbRJx)
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Creme brulee torch'll get 'er done.
Posted by: Insomniac
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There's your answer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 10:29 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 09:55 PM (7qAYi)
Watch tv judge shows. There are women out there stupid enough to marry pretty much any dumbass.
Well, Huma, for instance.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 10:29 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (dFi94)
And I always associated blacklisting with a bad, bad man who was junior Senator from Wisconsin.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 10:29 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at December 19, 2016 10:29 PM (+kwUl)
No more man on the silver mountain
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2016 10:31 PM (voOPb)
They call it other things:
Rich paying their fair share.
Affordable health care (Act).
Student loans + student loan forgiveness.
A real living wage for all (mandated).
SSI ("crazy checks").
And all the rest of the stuff the free shit army wants.
Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2016 10:31 PM (Y1iuP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:32 PM (cPsPa)
Preparation was described by a contemporary traveler as "they Fry'd half a dozen rashers of very fat Bacon in a Pint of Rum, both of which being disht up together, serv'd the Company at once for meat and Drink."
I have the rum, just need to run to the store for the bacon...
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 19, 2016 10:32 PM (bftta)
I remember tying string to chunks of asphalt and whirling them around to see how high we could throw them. That's still ok, right?
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 10:32 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:32 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: Infidel
I suspect poor translation there. Probably some after-shave.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:32 PM (ZBp8/)
I really wanted to know, was Jerry's sweater orange or pink?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:32 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:33 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 10:33 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:33 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Deep Blue at December 19, 2016 10:33 PM (rH4JY)
I remember tying string to chunks of asphalt and whirling them around to see how high we could throw them. That's still ok, right?
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 10:32 PM (9Q5BJ)
Sheeeit, these days that would probably get the SWAT team sicced in you.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (d0XHp)
Heh. I've been referred to as many things. Fabulous has not been one of them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (lJXY3)
201 MOSCOW - A state of emergency has been introduced in the Siberian city of Irkutsk on Monday after at least 33 people died of alcohol poisoning from consuming a bath lotion.
...
Officials said the bottles with the lotion were clearly marked with warnings that they weren't for internal use."
Fuckin' sad.d
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:27 PM (ZBp8/)
WTF. Were they shot gunning the bottles? Or does the local hooch taste that bad that they could not tell the difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:28 PM (92kX2)
Basically, if there's the slightest hint of an idea that you can get drunk off it, a Russian will drink ANYTHING.
As I recall, legend was that the Soviets had constant problems with their tank crewmen drinking brake and hydraulic fluid used in their armored vehicles because they were alcohol-based fluids.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: VA MKZ at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (htupJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (wPiJc)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:32 PM (ZBp8/)
You can drink that, but you'll only wind-up professing your love for Mollie Hemingway.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:11 PM (d0XHp)
Too bad he died years and years and years ago. That guy would be tweeting one-liners about Hillary every day.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 19, 2016 10:35 PM (VdICR)
Supply and demand.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (lJXY3)
have you been to russia? the same bottle of bath lotion has been on the store shelf since kruschev was in charge.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 10:35 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 10:35 PM (wPiJc)
Bloody Marys. Vodka, tomato juice, Tabasco, olives, lemon or lime slices. The essential way to start a hungover day. Not many women drink them.
As to how unfair the whole discrimination laws thing is, Steve Crowder went undercover into a muzzie bakery in Dearborn MI and asked for a gay wedding cake, with quite predictable results.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgWIhYAtan4
Strangely enough, the DOJ or MI officials didn't get all hot and bothered and sue the place out of existence.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2016 10:35 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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So, Jergen's?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 10:36 PM (ZO497)
So, if one were not a drinker of whiskey, rum, or vodka in the past -- that "one" being yours truly -- are there brands that I should avoid?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 10:36 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 10:32 PM (9Q5BJ)
You had chunks of asphalt?
Ok, no one wants to play tonight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:36 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
Methanol vs. Ethanol
Methanol is wood alcohol. Deadly.
Ethanol is yer concentrated booze product.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:36 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
And the Federales will scratch their heads and wonder why children are getting obese.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 10:36 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: VA MKZ at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (htupJ)
you are obviously socking. no one likes the empire state building.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:36 PM (cPsPa)
"'Federal safety guidelines for playgrounds...'
The fact that those words are a reality and not a comedy punch line says a lot about how screwed up this country has become."
Now that is a well-explained joke.
Posted by: OurFederalism at December 19, 2016 10:36 PM (48KEb)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 10:36 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 10:37 PM (wPiJc)
Would you settle for your repartee is fabulous?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:37 PM (Q5Ymk)
I'm gonna nibble on what's left. Nom, nom...
Posted by: Farmer at December 19, 2016 10:37 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 10:34 PM (6gk0M)
Or Patty Ann Browne.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 10:37 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:37 PM (d0XHp)
John Kerry.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:38 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2016 10:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 10:36 PM (rJUlF)
it is easier to recommend brands to seek out.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:38 PM (cPsPa)
-Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 10:37 PM (rJUlF)
Sober "given".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 10:38 PM (6gk0M)
Is it Aveeno? Because if there's oatmeal in it, all bets are off...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:38 PM (u8kLQ)
Val u rite is the best.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:38 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 19, 2016 10:39 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Infidel
I suspect poor translation there. Probably some after-shave.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:32 PM (ZBp8/)
Have a shave with this and you'll look like a million bucks.
Have a drink with this and she'll look like a million bucks.
Posted by: Russia Shave at December 19, 2016 10:39 PM (ZAlOu)
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pull my finger and we're there!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 19, 2016 10:39 PM (JKi7U)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:39 PM (ZBp8/)
http://tinyurl.com/ja7lm3l
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 19, 2016 10:39 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (KP5rU)
I just want you to know that I'm really sorry I alarmed you the night I was banned. I was being a jackass, and I regret it.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (EzgxV)
MSN "News" trying to tie Hitler 'this day in history' story to Trump.
MSN.com is always crap. I change that page immediately.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (IqV8l)
Pure Copper Magnetic Bracelet From Earth Therapy - For Men & Women To Give Relief To Arthritis, RSI, Carpal Tunnel, Migraines, Fatigue & More
It's frightening that so few people will see what's wrong with that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (uyrlv)
Her Majesty has one when we go out to breakfast to go with her beignets.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:38 PM (cPsPa)
OK, then. What do y'all like?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (rJUlF)
Dead passenger was the murdered Polish trucker who had been driving before hijacked.
Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (Y1iuP)
I'm shocked, shocked that there's gambling going on in here!!
Loan me $50 for the blackjack table!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:41 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2016 10:41 PM (oZEJt)
Bulleit (or Old Overholt) rye and Noilly Prat vermouth.
IMO, the Noilly Prat is a more complex vermouth than Martini.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 19, 2016 10:41 PM (+eR2D)
Pure Copper Magnetic Bracelet From Earth Therapy - For Men & Women To Give Relief To Arthritis, RSI, Carpal Tunnel, Migraines, Fatigue & More
It's frightening that so few people will see what's wrong with that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (uyrlv)
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One good thing about being broke and no family around...no xmas shopping.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 10:41 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 19, 2016 10:42 PM (WTSFk)
Ethanol is yer concentrated booze product.
We all have bottles of ethanol at work for cleaning things. There are people who don't know what it is. That may be a good thing.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 10:42 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (rJUlF)
were I stuck on a desert island with only one scotch I would take Macallan 12. Lots of scotches that I like but I have never been sorry I ordered Macallan 12.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:42 PM (cPsPa)
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 10:42 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: OurFederalism at December 19, 2016 10:42 PM (48KEb)
It's frightening that so few people will see what's wrong with that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (uyrlv)
I know. I saw one in a gift shop at Mt Rushmore with my parents and started laughing.
Mmmm magnetic copper.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:42 PM (92kX2)
The fact that those words are a reality and not a comedy punch line says a lot about how screwed up this country has become."
Now that is a well-explained joke.
Posted by: OurFederalism
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The Attorney General of the United States determining that by law a man who declares himself to be a woman, must be treated as a woman.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 10:42 PM (ZO497)
Don't forget the Worcestershire sauce, horseradish and celery salt.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:42 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
That's okay, this hasn't been real skin on my face for years.
Posted by: Hillary R.C. at December 19, 2016 10:43 PM (u8kLQ)
My favorite line from a different movie's bartender is from 'Harvey':
Mr. Cracker, the Bartender: [to Wilson] One more peep outta you, weisenheimer, and I'll butter your necktie.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 10:43 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
So what you're saying is that Michelle was giving handjobs for fashion tips. And only the tips.
Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2016 10:43 PM (4y6Fd)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 19, 2016 10:43 PM (WTSFk)
He was so good at it, he was able to see-saw while standing on his head. Amazing!
Banged his head a little, though, each and every time his end of the see-saw hit the ground. Probably explains some of his issues really. Almost like a war injury.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's Wife at December 19, 2016 10:43 PM (BKV7y)
IMO, the Noilly Prat is a more complex vermouth than Martini.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 19, 2016 10:41 PM (+eR2D)
Thanks
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:44 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I don't get that. What's funny about it?
Posted by: Barky at December 19, 2016 10:44 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:44 PM (d0XHp)
Must figure it out. Must make it right...
I hate this part of Christmas, I really do.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 19, 2016 10:44 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 19, 2016 10:44 PM (v3DL/)
Will be interesting to see how mass murder by recent Islamic "refugee" ... affects public opinion in Ger.
Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2016 10:44 PM (Y1iuP)
So any man declaring himself a woman should expect an immediate pay cut?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 10:44 PM (IcT7t)
Ok, no one wants to play tonight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:36 PM (92kX2)
====
Yeah, we had asphalt. Everywhere except under the monkey bars. That's where the broken glass was.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2016 10:45 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 19, 2016 10:45 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Der Trumpenfuhrer at December 19, 2016 10:46 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 10:46 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Well if you're cutting the one thing...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 19, 2016 10:46 PM (vyqqu)
For Men Women To Give Relief To Arthritis, RSI, Carpal Tunnel,
Migraines, Fatigue More
It's frightening that so few people will see what's wrong with that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
So what's wrong with that?
Posted by: Preznit Fucknuts at December 19, 2016 10:46 PM (/Nite)
Never, ever try Antica Carpano Vermouth.
It's 2x-3x the price of Noilly Prat, but so much better you won't be able to use anything else.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2016 10:47 PM (42Mgr)
Hillary will not be POTUS. Blessings are true.
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at December 19, 2016 10:47 PM (fJQAI)
It's frightening that so few people will see what's wrong with that.
It's fine the way it is. Just past some current through it and it'll be magnetic. Need more magnetism? Crank up the amperage!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 10:47 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I don't get that. What's funny about it?
Posted by: Barky at December 19, 2016 10:44 PM (ZO497)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IRON IS UNIQUE IN BEING MAGNETIC. THIS IS DUE TO IT'S SINGLE FILLING OF ELECTRONS IN EACH OF IT ORBITAL PATHWAYS. THIS ALLOWS THE SPIN STATES OF THE ELECTRONS TO BE ALIGNED- WITHOUT BEING CANCELLED OUT- WHICH CREATES MAGNETISM.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at December 19, 2016 10:47 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2016 10:47 PM (4y6Fd)
But wearing copper bracelets for the aura is major cargo cult thinking. Like wearing a penicillin tablet as a pendant.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 10:48 PM (6FqZa)
Here, let Firecracker Boy show you how...
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 10:48 PM (k8DTS)
You'll love her modern, sassy takes on the classics. Included on this great new album are:
- "Jiggly Balls"
- "Rodolfo the Transgen DREAMer"
- "I Saw Daddy Mounting Santa Claus"
... and many, many more!!! (Some titles can't be listed due to FCC obscenity statutes.)
Call now, operators are standing by!!!!
Posted by: K(inky)-Tel at December 19, 2016 10:48 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I don't get that. What's funny about it?
Posted by: Barky at December 19, 2016 10:44 PM (ZO497)<<<
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE COPPER ISN'T MAGNETIC... AND NEITHER IS ALUMINUM.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 19, 2016 10:48 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 10:48 PM (6FqZa)
My favorite line from a different movie's bartender is from 'Harvey':
-------
Uncle Billy staggers away from Christmas party. After he is off screen, we hear a crash of garbage cans.
Still unseen, we hear Uncle Billy call back: "I'm aaaallll right, I'm aaaallll right."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 10:48 PM (NBHj5)
Michelle Obama had to be molded into whatever it was they insisted she became, fashion-wise.
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 19, 2016 10:48 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 10:49 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at December 19, 2016 10:49 PM (fJQAI)
******
Must be nice to be rich. When our mom told us to go to the monkey bars to play we had to go to a real bar. With real monkeys.
Mean drunks, they were.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2016 10:49 PM (wPiJc)
Where's the audio-only YouSpeaker that's easily embedded, universally playable, and video-free?
(Say those of us who remember how valuable data download time is.)
Oh, well. So many digital windmills to be tilted at.
HOWDY, HAPPY HORDE!
It's Election Day all over again. Liberal tears a-flowing like the Mississippi at flood stage. HAHAHAHHHAA!
!
Re-run from earlier:
Half-minute video remix
Electoral Snowflaking
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/electoral-snowflaking
or
https://youtu.be/R4UHPkrK1qg
Thanks for the link, Warden!
Posted by: mindful webworker - jolly holly day-oh dayyy oh at December 19, 2016 10:49 PM (5a8XA)
Anyone know if you could achieve the same effect with elements in the same period? I never got to ask a professor in college.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:49 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2016 10:44 PM (Y1iuP)
I have been told, but I am unable to verify it, that the most recent issue with Merkel's government is that they were covering up German assaults on the Syrians and others claiming to be Syrians to keep up the facade of "everyone is welcoming them"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2016 10:49 PM (9MInk)
has to be extra, extra spicy for me
Posted by: concrete girl at December 19, 2016 10:49 PM (pzy2j)
Merkel said all the refugees would be just fine, I thought?
Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2016 10:50 PM (Y1iuP)
OBAMA GOES GOLFING
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 10:50 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
I thought there was a quote from Obama along the lines of 'just learned that aluminum is not magnetic.'
Can't find a thing on the web searches.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:50 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:50 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (uyrlv)
Yes, everyone knows that aluminum magnetic bracelets are the correct ones for women!
Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at December 19, 2016 10:51 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2016 10:47 PM (42Mgr)
I have some expensive $20+ vermouth here that Mr D bought me (I'm too tired to get up to look at what it is) that I didn't like. I do like Stock too, but Noilly Prat is my go-to.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 19, 2016 10:51 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:51 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:50 PM (ZBp8/)
#FakeNews
Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at December 19, 2016 10:51 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2016 10:52 PM (6FqZa)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810921854168928256
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810921943180382208
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810922114471645184
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810922268721287169
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810922373801246720
Posted by: kbdabear at December 19, 2016 10:52 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
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Those who cannot remember their password, will soon be speaking to 'Philip', who has a curiously heavy Indian accent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 10:52 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2016 10:52 PM (42Mgr)
I think it would be hilarious if Melania chose to do just that. Buy stuff that most middle class women could afford and look amazing in it. It would drive the left nuts.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:52 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: concrete girl
That's where the Old Bay and Tapatio come in.
Posted by: Preznit Fucknuts at December 19, 2016 10:52 PM (/Nite)
Would you settle for your repartee is fabulous?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2016 10:37 PM (Q5Ymk)
That is just spiffy.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (ZBp8/)
It's 2x-3x the price of Noilly Prat, but so much better you won't be able to use anything else.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2016 10:47 PM (42Mgr)
glad you stopped by I was going to have to shoot you an email about manhattans. what is your preferred rye?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (u8kLQ)
Lonely men more likely to have sex with a robot...
Or a couch. I have a sneaky suspicion that our tax money paid for this study.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: concrete girl
That's where the Old Bay and Tapatio come in.
Posted by: Preznit Fucknuts
Crap, sock fail.
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (lJXY3)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810922533121822720
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810922615170797575
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810922699799281664
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810922797266505729
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810922889683800064
Posted by: kbdabear at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: mindful webworker - watching paint dry instead at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (5a8XA)
That's simply due to aluminum's inferior current handling capabilities. The sexists that make the bracelets think women only need 77% of the magnetism that men do.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (IcT7t)
Even my imaginary girlfriend left me. Turned out she was cheating with Superman.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 10:54 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: swiss-cheese f#cker at December 19, 2016 10:54 PM (lJXY3)
Can't find a thing on the web searches.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Stand by
*wades into the archives*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 10:54 PM (ZO497)
Lonely men more likely to have sex with a robot...
Or a couch. I have a sneaky suspicion that our tax money paid for this study.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (oZEJt)<<<
What a buncha freaks.
Posted by: toaster fucker at December 19, 2016 10:54 PM (ZAlOu)
Bwahaha. I knew it as I was looking it up - he's gay.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 19, 2016 10:17 PM (rH4JY)
Maybe he likes challenge. Obviously it's harder to make Michelle look good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (lJXY3)
I actually saw a piece about a coal tar based antiseptic that was used in WWI. It was linked on Instapundit a week or so ago. Seemed actually to be an interesting and useful idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:55 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: roadside sign f#cker at December 19, 2016 10:55 PM (lJXY3)
He'll be their token "maverick" right-winger, like McCain, et al, until they're tired of him. Then they'll turn on him, like they turn on everyone else.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 10:56 PM (rJUlF)
Also hot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:56 PM (92kX2)
That's simply due to aluminum's inferior current handling capabilities. The sexists that make the bracelets think women only need 77% of the magnetism that men do.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 10:53 PM (IcT7t)
If it helps them make sammiches I'm all for it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2016 10:56 PM (voOPb)
Whiskey. Neat.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
Sid. From a used water bottle.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 19, 2016 10:56 PM (di1hb)
You got kicked out of a lot record stores around August of 1986, didn't you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 10:57 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 19, 2016 10:57 PM (Bl4dy)
DangerGirl has it exactly right....Bulleit Rye.
Antica Carpano Vermouth.
Bitter End or Angostura Bitters.
Maple Syrup as the sweet component.
Luxardo maraschino cherry
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2016 10:57 PM (42Mgr)
Cool.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 10:58 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: H at December 19, 2016 10:58 PM (BgsX2)
even worse, who is going to get them ready for the date? mine would be kept in the trunk next to my skis, shotgun, or clubs depending on the season. when I pulled he out she would be all wrinkled and disheveled and smell like gasoline and grass.
the real money in sex bots is going to be the maid service that maintains them for you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:58 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 10:58 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:38 PM (cPsPa)
OK, then. What do y'all like?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (rJUlF)
Oh boy. There are a lot of good ones out there.
Single malt: Macallan, Deanston, Dalmore, Glenmorangie
Bourbon: Bulleit, Woodford Reserve, Knob Creek, Bowman Brothers (casked in VA so technically not bourbon but made the same way)
Vodka: New Amsterdam, Tito's
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
scientists are back to looking at copper-based antibiotics to fight
today's "super bugs" that had been investigated earlier in the 20th
Century but were abandoned after penicillin became mass produced.<<<
Copper doorknobs were the best thing going, until some anally retentive bean counter reengineered the fucking doorknob to be more cost effective.
Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2016 10:58 PM (4y6Fd)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 19, 2016 10:58 PM (v3DL/)
And drawing the eye away from her dick.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 19, 2016 10:59 PM (fYFz4)
Posted by: roadside sign f#cker at December 19, 2016 10:59 PM (lJXY3)
Antica Carpano Vermouth.
Bitter End or Angostura Bitters.
Maple Syrup as the sweet component.
Luxardo maraschino cherry
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2016 10:57 PM (42Mgr)
Thanks
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:59 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 19, 2016 11:00 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 11:01 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:01 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:59 PM (cPsPa)
Oh yes, CBD.Luxardo maraschino cherries are decadent.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 19, 2016 11:01 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Merrily Christmasy at December 19, 2016 11:02 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 11:02 PM (/Nite)
I bought some colloidal silver spray for the dogs for external use, but am tempted to try it myself. IIRC, silver also has some anti-bacterial properties.
Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at December 19, 2016 11:03 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 11:03 PM (92kX2)
When I first saw that, I saw "Whu...Bill's an elector?" but then I remembered I knew that and had read something about Bill being appointed to the NY Dem slate of electors.
He was hoping to make some big production of it when Hillary won. They may have even been hoping to rig something where Bill's vote would put her over the top. Don't know if they could have done that exactly. They could have probably rigged it, by coordinating with the other states (if enough state officials would've gone along with it) to allow NY to put her over the top to 270. And then Bubba could made some deal to be the 270th vote.
But it was all Trumped to the dust bin of history.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:03 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2016 10:46 PM (lJXY3)
Thank you andycanuck. If you have an interest in why I went woozy when you said something about being responsible for my absence, acecomments.mu.nu/?post=367307 has a story between @780 and @799. I felt like a total shitheel about that.
I'm so glad I caught up with you.
Merry Christmas!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2016 11:03 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 19, 2016 11:03 PM (alag3)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:03 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: IC at December 19, 2016 11:04 PM (gcme+)
They used to use lavender oil for antiseptic and burn treatments WWI - ish ...
Posted by: Adriane the Herbal Garden Critic ... at December 19, 2016 11:04 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:04 PM (6gk0M)
(Poor girl. I had to lance and cup the thing....awful.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:05 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:05 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 19, 2016 11:05 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 19, 2016 11:05 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:05 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:05 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:06 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:05 PM (DW+jj)
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Cool.
I have WWIII to look forward to.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:06 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 19, 2016 11:05 PM (+eR2D)
Forget it, Jake. It's Clintontown.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 11:07 PM (J8/9G)
Nite for now. This nap may last all nite, time will tell.
Posted by: Farmer at December 19, 2016 11:07 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 11:08 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:08 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:09 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: @DangerGirl
Welcome to America, 2016
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at December 19, 2016 11:09 PM (S6Pax)
Say a little prayer for me, Horde. Family is arriving Wednesday at noon and I'm sick. I want to feel better when they arrive (not to mention trying to get the house ready while being sick is a pain).
See y'all tomorrow.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 19, 2016 11:09 PM (+eR2D)
-Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 11:08 PM (7qAYi)
People are strange.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:09 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 11:08 PM (7qAYi)
does he not know how to search google for porn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:09 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 11:10 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:10 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:10 PM (6gk0M)
Acriflavine.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 19, 2016 11:11 PM (fYFz4)
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 11:02 PM (/Nite)
No...too lazy. But the Luxardo are obscenely expensive, and I am running out, so maybe I should.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2016 11:11 PM (42Mgr)
A friend told me this of course. That friend once tried a CVS knock-off of the Neutrogena. It wasn't any good. So there's some trick in making the stuff work right.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:11 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:12 PM (tHwdc)
don't give them a name that just makes them flame.
or they grow up to play with butt-toys.
Just give them a name like old John Wayne,
and they won't tend to have buttsecks with boys.
Posted by: Eromero at December 19, 2016 11:12 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:12 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: publius
No, haven't. Because the only official statement from him says it was "certainly a provocation aimed at disrupting the normalisation of Russian-Turkish relations and at derailing the peace process in Syria, which is actively promoted by Russia, Turkey, Iran and other countries interested in the settlement of the Syrian conflict."
And if you're looking in the comments at Youscrewb, obviously it was dah JOOOOOOOOS~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 11:12 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 19, 2016 11:12 PM (hipNa)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 19, 2016 11:13 PM (w+Jhj)
for external use, but am tempted to try it myself. IIRC, silver also has
some anti-bacterial properties.
Posted by: Hrothgar
Colloidal silver impregnated cloth is used for dressing large open wounds and is quite effective. It's also fairly easy to make it yourself as long as you have a spare Ron Paul silver dime, there's plenty of how-to youtube videos on it. Also also, some people take it internally for reasons I don't understand, but it is a thing.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2016 11:13 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:13 PM (tHwdc)
-Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 19, 2016 11:11 PM (fYFz4)
Which Kelloggs uses as a flavor enhancement.
...allegedly.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:13 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:14 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:14 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 19, 2016 11:14 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 11:14 PM (KP5rU)
I was wondering where that phrase 'faithless elector' came from. Thanks for clearing that up.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2016 11:15 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:15 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:14 PM (cPsPa)
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Easy.
Don't watch them.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:15 PM (CRotO)
After all, "we," meaning the left and its minions in the press, have been blaming the Rooskies for tilting our election, for going on seven weeks now.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 19, 2016 11:16 PM (U6f54)
Can't find a thing on the web searches.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Stand by
*dives into the archives*
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
--------------------
*rises gasping for air*
That was tougher than I expected:
"At an Alcoa plant in Davenport, Iowa, in June, Obama observed machines that milled aerospace parts. He then approached a handful of reporters who had been watching nearby: "Did you know aluminum is not magnetic? I learned something today."
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zmhqx2z
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 11:16 PM (ZO497)
Even made Hollywood videos trying to get Trump's Electoral College folks to switch...
But the only Electors who switched were FIVE who were supposed to vote for Hillary?
Posted by: Don Q. at December 19, 2016 11:16 PM (qf6WZ)
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The stupid leading the stupid.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:17 PM (CRotO)
I think Adams and Jefferson both accused each other of doing that.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:18 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:05 PM (CRotO)
Howdy, howdy. And, boy, do I ever agree with the sentiment in your nic.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2016 11:18 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:18 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:19 PM (d0XHp)
I hear ya, sweetheart. Just a reminder.
For both of us.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:19 PM (tHwdc)
Geez. Why didn't he just spend his workday looking at online porn like government workers?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2016 11:19 PM (+lVUW)
That's cool.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 19, 2016 11:19 PM (U6f54)
"At an Alcoa plant in Davenport, Iowa, in June, Obama observed machines that milled aerospace parts. He then approached a handful of reporters who had been watching nearby: "Did you know aluminum is not magnetic? I learned something today."
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zmhqx2z
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Thanks. They made that one hard to find. Surprised it wasn't entirely wiped.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 11:19 PM (ZBp8/)
I think Adams and Jefferson both accused each other of doing that."
-Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:18 PM (DW+jj)
*HAH!*
...indeed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:19 PM (6gk0M)
Don't watch them.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:15 PM (CRotO)
yeah, yeah, yeah. when I cannot fall asleep and do not have anything valuable to contribute here I will try to doze off in front of the tv. unfortunately every few minutes you get some awful commercial listing dozens of diseases and side effects and or with all kinds of eerie voiceovers and medical equipment. would really just like to fall asleep without the misery.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:19 PM (cPsPa)
Melania may well give some sort of F-you to all those designers. Remember what she did at the debate right after the pussy grabbing thing broke? She wore a dress called a "Pussy Bow".
So she may doing something similar.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:20 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: SMFH
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Tut, tut, m'lady. This is the fellow who promised to "restore science to its proper role". I'm thinking the chap knows a lot about science.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 11:20 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Don Q. at December 19, 2016 11:16 PM (qf6WZ)
Of course. Just like she lost votes in the recounts.
hahahahahaha
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 11:20 PM (a62hT)
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It's not working for me.
Right now, all I want to do is break things.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:21 PM (CRotO)
However, the FDA maintains that OTC products with coal tar concentrations between 0.5 percent and 5 percent are safe and effective for psoriasis, and there is no scientific evidence that the tar in OTC products is carcinogenic.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2016 11:21 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2016 11:11 PM (42Mgr)
Can you get fresh cherries in your area this time of year?
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 11:22 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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The article, or the Alcoa plant? Because, you know, he has left a wake of failed businesses behind his visits.
Even destroyed a BBQ restaurant here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 11:22 PM (ZO497)
under one of our female co-worker's desk!! I am absolutely stunned that
he did that. He was the last person I would have expected to do anything
remotely like that.
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 11:08 PM (7qAYi)
Some months ago I got a call from the local sheriff's office - apparently some perv did something similar to me while I was in line at the cash register at Wegman's. Put his camera in his bag and set it on the floor to film up my skirt.
It doesn't even make sense, for Pete's sake - why not pick on some young hottie?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)
A friend told me this of course. That friend once tried a CVS knock-off of the Neutrogena. It wasn't any good. So there's some trick in making the stuff work right.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:11 PM (DW+jj)
Also see ichthammol ointment, which does magic things to boils (but may leave a dark stain that lasts years). It's a drawing salve.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2016 11:22 PM (EzgxV)
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:19 PM (d0XHp)
We've all know the Democratic Bullshit for years.
No reason to raise Putin for any sort of praise whatsoever.
I get what you're saying, but...
Things are still what they are and that KGB Bastard needs to be taken down to 1991-levels.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:23 PM (6gk0M)
no ice, and no bubbles. just sip it. the water drops the proof a bit, so the alcohol doesn't lock up your taste buds. ice deadens them as well, hence no ice.
same for rum, etc.
vodka? who cares? straight shots from the freezer or mixed.
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I learned my whiskey drinking when I was in a pipe band.
Single malt, room temp, alternate with small sips of room temp water, that way the alcohol won't numb the taste buds and the whiskey stretchs longer. Which is a good thing at these prices.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 19, 2016 11:23 PM (FeQVL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 11:24 PM (IcT7t)
The scent of that birch was amazing. Oil of cade, though, is hard to come by.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:24 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 11:24 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 11:24 PM (IcT7t)
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That would require me leaving the house.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:24 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
It doesn't even make sense, for Pete's sake - why not pick on some young hottie?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)
And my co-worker chose to do this in late fall - no one has been wearing skirts since Labor Day around here. People are strange.
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 11:25 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)
The same reason that a middle-class housewife shoplifts from the supermarket: it's the thrill of the danger that excites them.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 11:26 PM (FYrz1)
It's OK. She doesn't really have all that much stuff to break anyway.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 11:26 PM (IcT7t)
Didn't Castro do something like this when he opened the prisons and criminals poured out into society?
Posted by: gracepc at December 19, 2016 11:26 PM (OU4q6)
not have anything valuable to contribute here I will try to doze off in
front of the tv. unfortunately every few minutes you get some awful
commercial listing dozens of diseases and side effects and or with all
kinds of eerie voiceovers and medical equipment. would really just like
to fall asleep without the misery.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:19 PM (cPsPa)
I used to lull myself to sleep with MST3k. Good for about a 90 minute nap.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2016 11:26 PM (9MInk)
Don't even have to worry about cooking for anyone this year.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:27 PM (CRotO)
I think it would be hilarious if Melania chose to do just that. Buy stuff that most middle class women could afford and look amazing in it. It would drive the left nuts.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 10:52 PM (FYrz1)
Name three things that don't drive the left mad.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 19, 2016 11:27 PM (s7hQ/)
The scent of that birch was amazing. Oil of cade, though, is hard to come by."
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:24 PM (d0XHp)
You lead a silly life; or at least you had a silly incident.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:27 PM (6gk0M)
Does anyone else get a chuckle over the fact that Dems SCREAMED for days ... threatened... cajoled....
Even made Hollywood videos trying to get Trump's Electoral College folks to switch...
But the only Electors who switched were FIVE who were supposed to vote for Hillary?
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I believe that is a sign that God still loves America.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:27 PM (Zla+B)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
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*snort*
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:27 PM (CRotO)
It doesn't even make sense, for Pete's sake - why not pick on some young hottie?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)
caught some guy doing that on the subway one day. he had a little camera sticking out from the bottom of his briefcase. I went and stood in front of him / behind the girl in the skirt. he should have some really nice footage of the lining of my trench coat.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:27 PM (cPsPa)
Things are still what they are and that KGB Bastard needs to be taken down to 1991-levels.
Posted by: Slapweasel
By doing what exactly?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2016 11:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: CitizenX at December 19, 2016 11:28 PM (mvyKt)
Cuz Miley is a hawtie
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2016 11:28 PM (voOPb)
The scent of that birch was amazing. Oil of cade, though, is hard to come by.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:24 PM (d0XHp)
I would love to have a house with some space out back for a sauna and a soaking tub full of cold water. Heat up and clean yourself with olive oil ala the romans, then whip yourself with birth branches before finishing off with a cold soak.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 11:29 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: CitizenX
I think it was the Chicago Bears.
Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2016 11:29 PM (/Nite)
Though I'd be willing to offer my services...
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 11:29 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:21
Go ahead, just remember you will have to clean up the mess.
Be well and I'm glad 2016 is almost over.
Now 2017 will give us Trump, that should be fun. Be well SMFH and ya'll. Niter's.
Posted by: Farmer at December 19, 2016 11:29 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Cannibal bob at December 19, 2016 11:29 PM (AGr9E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:27 PM (cPsPa)
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Reason #2528292 why I don't wear dresses or skirts.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:29 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:29 PM (d0XHp)
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2016 11:27 PM (IqV8l)
I don't know. I'm not that bright. You probably skip my comments because of that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:30 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2016 11:26 PM (9MInk)
my go to is the old columbo / mccloud / mcmillan and wife shows. I have a dvr full of them. one show is good for a nearly a week because they put me to sleep reasonably quickly, if the commercials do not keep waking me up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:30 PM (cPsPa)
And yet we're okay, because I've had a shit-ton of overtime pretty much all year.
But election night lifted a weight off my chest I barely knew was there. I'd been losing sleep, my BP spiked a lot, my appetite waned. I did not fully realize just how much the thought of the Beast being elected was gnawing at me.
But. All is well. I sleep better, and my desire to vaporize shitty drivers has slacked somewhat.
Plus I managed to shovel my driveway last weekend without dying. It's the little things.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 19, 2016 11:30 PM (1oVdo)
Right now, all I want to do is break things.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:21 PM (CRotO)
Maybe a trip to the shooting range would help?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:31 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:31 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 11:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:31 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:29 PM (CRotO)
friend of a friend fell asleep on the subway going home from work late. when she woke up there was a homeless guy / hobo sitting opposite from her waxing the bat. she said he was not being threatening.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:31 PM (cPsPa)
hopefully, will have the funds by then.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:32 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:31 PM (tHwdc)
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Would if I could afford to.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:32 PM (CRotO)
The scent of that birch was amazing. Oil of cade, though, is hard to come by."
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:24 PM (d0XHp)
Not a true flogging, just to stimulate the skin surface. Classic sauna ritual.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:32 PM (tHwdc)
Don't know if it's ironic or not -- this is the same artist who painted "Reagan in a Mustang breaking through a fence" and "Roosevelt fighting Bigfoot."
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 19, 2016 11:33 PM (Gv1ao)
I felt like a million bucks when I stepped out of there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:33 PM (d0XHp)
I looked it up. It wasn't Putin himself who claimed it was the West behind the assassination of the ambassador, but a Russian senator who was the deputy chairman of the "defense and security" committee of the Russian senate, a Putin lackey.
He said it could be ISIS, or the Kurds, but it is most likely a "representative of the foreign NATO secret services" behind it. He vowed that this will make Russia determined to annihilate the terrorists in Syria opposing Russian forces.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:34 PM (DW+jj)
ooops/ That's 1, 176 commuted of which 395 were serving life sentences.
Posted by: gracepc at December 19, 2016 11:35 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 11:35 PM (KP5rU)
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Reason #7583848583 not to leave the house...
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:35 PM (Zla+B)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 19, 2016 11:35 PM (Gv1ao)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:35 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:35 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: CitizenX at December 19, 2016 11:28 PM (mvyKt)
I read somewhere that she's hooked up a gig as a body double for Harambe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 11:35 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:36 PM (6gk0M)
he had a little camera sticking out from the bottom of his briefcase. I
went and stood in front of him / behind the girl in the skirt. he
should have some really nice footage of the lining of my trench coat.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:27 PM (cPsPa)
This is one of the reasons I consider you to be a moron in good standing, y5.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:36 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:35 PM (Zla+B)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:36 PM (CRotO)
Ohio is boring.
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Feed cat. Mow grass. Computer Things. Run Snowblower.
Greetings from the Thrill Fest that is Michigan.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:37 PM (Zla+B)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2016 11:28 PM (voOPb)
Oh, enough of your false advertising, you sweet man!
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:37 PM (tHwdc)
Even destroyed a BBQ restaurant here.
Posted by: Mike Hamme
The article you sited wasn't focused the Alcoa visit. It was a stupid fluff piece on a WH 'science day' that just happened to reiterate his Alcoa quotes.
Can't find the quote from the visit.
Do a Googie search with just "Did you know aluminum is not magnetic? I learned something today."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 11:38 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 11:38 PM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2016 11:39 PM (qUNWi)
Name three things that don't drive the left mad.
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Liberals LOVE:
1. Black Lives Matter
2. Abortion
3 Gaia.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:39 PM (Zla+B)
Smartest
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 11:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM
NEW YORK CITY ????????
Posted by: Often Heard In Texas at December 19, 2016 10:19 PM (DMUuz)
Not us.
Posted by: Fox 2! at December 19, 2016 11:39 PM (brIR5)
Greetings from the Thrill Fest that is Michigan."
-Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:37 PM (Zla+B)
That said, I like my life.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:39 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:09 PM (6gk0M)
Tell me about it.
I've jumped right from widow Cray Cray to Cray Cray roommates within about a 2 week period. Including someone who declared her love for me, wanted to make me happy in every way then 2 days later is going back to crazy man.
This year can't end soon enough.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 19, 2016 11:39 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:36 PM (tHwdc)
Well that is high praise indeed, coming from an esteemed moronette and royalty as well.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Fox 2! at December 19, 2016 11:40 PM (brIR5)
Plus I managed to shovel my driveway last weekend without dying. It's the little things.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 19, 2016 11:30 PM (1oVdo)
It is. Congratulations and I hope you continue not dying. Don't overload the shovel and rest and enjoy the fresh air in between.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:41 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 11:41 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:41 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 19, 2016 11:39 PM (D2vc1)
how were the two days? were you happy in every way?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:42 PM (cPsPa)
I should send you my sister's address.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016
Psycho-ette Basura?! She wears crocs instead of choos, doesn't she?
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 19, 2016 11:42 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 19, 2016 11:42 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2016 11:42 PM (IqV8l)
This year can't end soon enough."
-Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 19, 2016 11:39 PM (D2vc1)
There are precursors to "crazy". It is "odd", then "wacky" then "Leaving wacky at the side of the road.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:42 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:41 PM (DW+jj)
that was for public places like stairs and escalators. was it recording?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:43 PM (cPsPa)
It doesn't even make sense, for Pete's sake - why not pick on some young hottie?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)
So, um, how did they know it was you???
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 19, 2016 11:43 PM (D2vc1)
Yesterday, I was watching Star Trek, the animated series, and Harry Mudd gave Nurse Chapel a crystal that would make Spock fall in love with her.
To which I thought "who would I like to fall in love with me?"
And... I had no answer. Nothing. Completely blank.
Then, because I obviously need frequent psychotherapy, I thought, "yeah, maybe the ex-boss who is a chronic liar. I'd wouldn't mind him falling in love with me just so I could reject him and consequently destroy him emotionally."
Question for the horde: if you were single, who would you want to fall in love with you and why?
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:44 PM (Zla+B)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 19, 2016 11:44 PM (89T5c)
When Putin walks, he always keep his gun hand at the ready. It looks sort of awkward, and that's the way KGB agents were trained. Always walk with your gun hand ready to draw.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:44 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)
hot is hot
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:45 PM (cPsPa)
And that was Conan's mouth-over for Billy Jeff, I believe.
Posted by: micky at December 19, 2016 11:45 PM (o5vMc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
roommates within about a 2 week period. Including someone who declared
her love for me, wanted to make me happy in every way then 2 days later
is going back to crazy man.
This year can't end soon enough.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 19, 2016 11:39 PM (D2vc1)
Maybe you should sleep for the next 12 days. 2017 has to be better.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:46 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2016 11:46 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:44 PM (Zla+B)
I got nothin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 11:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 19, 2016 11:46 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 11:46 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
UNINDICTED royalty - that's important.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:47 PM (tHwdc)
But life is good cause Barky moving out & no Clinton's moving in.
Posted by: CitizenX at December 19, 2016 11:47 PM (mvyKt)
Posted by: CMU VET at December 19, 2016 11:47 PM (C+wjz)
Though I'd be willing to offer my services...
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 11:29 PM (7qAYi)
Melanie has basically three choices:
Her own designs
Ivanka's designs
Whatever is being sold in one of the shops in Trump Tower (or any other Trump property)
Posted by: Fox 2! at December 19, 2016 11:47 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:47 PM (tHwdc)
thousand pardons your highness.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:48 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 11:48 PM (KP5rU)
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Someone with a love for providing geriatric care.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 11:49 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 19, 2016 11:24 PM (IcT7t)
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That would require me leaving the house.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over
I say nay, nay ...
Posted by: Adriane's Voo Doo Doll Emporium, now with Virtual Reality Barbie ... at December 19, 2016 11:50 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2016 11:50 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 10:01 PM
Dude...absolutely. Mixed some up last night & decorated the Christmas tree.
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 19, 2016 11:50 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:44 PM (Zla+B)
Taylor Swift. She's cute and rich.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 19, 2016 11:50 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:44 PM (Zla+B)
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Divorced.
Widowed.
Yeah, not interested.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:50 PM (CRotO)
Russian news is reporting that the US has offered to help Turkey and Russia with the investigation of the assassination this morning.
And one funny thing I hadn't noticed before. The Russian transliteration of Trump, for some reason, would be pronounced "tramp" in English. Not sure why they don't use a "u" (they have one, though it's always a long one, as in "chute"). So, it's soon to be President Tramp for Russian news consumers.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 19, 2016 11:50 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:44 PM (Zla+B)
No one. I really don't know many women & the ones I do know I'm not in love with.
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 11:50 PM (7qAYi)
It doesn't even make sense, for Pete's sake - why not pick on some young hottie?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR
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Isn't this where rule #34 gets called into play?
Posted by: Chi at December 19, 2016 11:51 PM (0g+ZS)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:51 PM (CRotO)
So, um, how did they know it was you???
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 19, 2016 11:43 PM (D2vc1)
Observant store security - they had a grainy photo of me by the register and my Wegman's club card, along with my receipt. I was buying some supplies for a beach vacation. I remembered that day.
What bothers me is how much goes on around me that I'm completely clueless about. I'm like the exact opposite of the Secret Service.
Including, apparently, their fondness for hookers.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:51 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: shibumi
Elderly billionaire with a penchant for ice-diving and mochi*.
*japanese joke
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 11:51 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:51 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 19, 2016 11:50 PM (hscyr)
Bebe's!
What are your preferred ingredients?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:52 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 11:52 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:52 PM (d0XHp)
But, never say never, right? If Mooch can sign with the Bears, who knows?
Posted by: CitizenX at December 19, 2016 11:53 PM (mvyKt)
Posted by: Chi at December 19, 2016 11:54 PM (0g+ZS)
Ivanka's designs
Whatever is being sold in one of the shops in Trump Tower (or any other Trump property)
Posted by: Fox 2! at December 19, 2016 11:47 PM (brIR5)
I hope Ivanka designs Melania's inaugural gown. It would be great if it was modestly priced and something ordinary women could buy themselves. The pink dress Ivanka wore at the Convention (which cost something like $150.) was lovely and sold like hotcakes afterward.
It would serve these designers right if they realized that they were missing a huge opportunity by refusing to dress a supermodel First Lady.
I'm sure none of them had any problems accepting orders from Melania before Trump ran for President.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 19, 2016 11:54 PM (P8951)
It's frightening that so few people will see what's wrong with that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 10:40 PM (uyrlv)
Well, of course it's not magnetism, but many people do claim to find relief from those sorts of ills by wearing copper bracelets. If there is any more to it than placebo effect, I'd bet it is due to tiny amounts of copper getting into the bloodstream via skin absorption.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2016 11:54 PM (MiBfH)
What I'm hearing is positively hopeful and blessed.
The whole "breaking things" mantra isn't conducive to winning. She'll get over it, because leftists are bloviating, over-confident weaklings.
Just because they reside in her Family doesn't mean that they own her soul.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:55 PM (6gk0M)
I really could not think of anyone I'd want to fall in love with me, and was wondering if I either had a lack of imagination or simply needed a lot of medication. I'm glad I'm not the only one who came up with a blank on that question.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:55 PM (Zla+B)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:55 PM (6gk0M)
No need to speak of me in the 3rd person.
yeah, there's a God.
Doesn't mean we're exactly on speaking terms right now.
Besides, He has Carl.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 19, 2016 11:56 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 19, 2016 11:57 PM (d0XHp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:45 PM (cPsPa)
I suppose there is the "idea" of hot, as divorced from the superficial qualifiers.
Yeah, I'll go with that.
>>Question for the horde: if you were single, who would you want to fall in love with you and why?
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:44 PM (Zla+B)
Ladies have a tendency to make lists of qualities. I don't think guys do that.
Anyway, I've made lists in the past, and none of them worked. Two of the most important things that Mr. Deplorable did for me never appeared on any list - he brought me closer to God and closer to my family. So I don't even try to do the list thing.
I do recall wishing that I could meet a man who would teach me about wine. Mr. D did that.
I suppose if I had to make a wish about the next one (whenever I may be ready to kill off another husband), I would hope he could teach me how to shoot.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:58 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 11:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:58 PM (6gk0M)
Fashionista said they weren't going to cover Melania at all. Fascist, racist, homo/transphobic, genocide and all that. They said Melania had some big fashion shoes to fill following Mooch. They said that.
Anyway, they got some snooty digs at Melania, calling her a low-end model, and that she wore "off the rack" clothes. It was hilarious.
To compare her and Mooch, well there's no comparison. Yet they all pretended Mooch was some sort of super model fashion plate.
Melania makes Jackie O. look like a bag lady.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 19, 2016 11:58 PM (DW+jj)
I really could not think of anyone I'd want to fall in love with me, and was wondering if I either had a lack of imagination or simply needed a lot of medication. I'm glad I'm not the only one who came up with a blank on that question.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 19, 2016 11:55 PM (Zla+B)
well, yeah but the thing is you asked a hard question. if you had posed that question the day before I met my wife, Mrs. YankeeFifth, I would have drawn a blank too. The week after I met her I would have had a name.
you need to cast a wider net.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016 11:58 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 19, 2016 11:50 PM (QDnY+)
What's wrong with
Трумп?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 11:58 PM (SRKgf)
I admit, I want a woman who is *slightly* out of my league. (Because, among other reasons, most of the women who are *in* my league are also toothless and homeless.)
I want her to be a little bit exotic, a Christian, not afraid to have fun, be struggling with risk-taking like I am, supportive of my writing/filmmaking, and yes I admit it: I want her to be able to support me a little bit (but she doesn't have to be rich, or give me an allowance; I'd just like her to be a bit more well-off than I am as well).
I know, I have impossible standards. Oh well.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 19, 2016 11:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2016
Sigh. Ok I'll tell you, but if CBD ridicules my father's recipe again, you have to kick his ass. Agreed?
2 parts Canadian Club, 1 part martini & Rossi sweet vermouth, 1/2 part martini & Rossi dry vermouth, dash of angostura bitters, splash of maraschino cherry juice,
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 19, 2016 11:59 PM (hscyr)
Size twelves, to be exact.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 11:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 19, 2016 11:59 PM (VdICR)
The real shame of Venezuela:
Totally. Predictable.
*****
member when Obama went down and high fived Hugo Chavez? He wanted that same crap sandwich for America.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 11:59 PM (18h+i)
No interest. Like my checking account.
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2016 12:00 AM (9Q5BJ)
Anyway, I've made lists in the past, and none of them worked. Two of the most important things that Mr. Deplorable did for me never appeared on any list - he brought me closer to God and closer to my family. So I don't even try to do the list thing.
I do recall wishing that I could meet a man who would teach me about wine. Mr. D did that.
I suppose if I had to make a wish about the next one (whenever I may be ready to kill off another husband), I would hope he could teach me how to shoot.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 19, 2016 11:58 PM (tHwdc)
scotch down the windpipe.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:00 AM (cPsPa)
realized that they were missing a huge opportunity by refusing to dress a
supermodel First Lady.
I'm sure none of them had any problems accepting orders from Melania before Trump ran for President.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersandsand so there at December 19, 2016 11:54 PM (P8951)
I suppose it is a matter of pride to create a 15 grand designer dress, but how many can you sell? 12 in a lifetime if you are lucky, and probably not that many since I would guess a lot of the ladies that can dump that sort of money on a dress all know each other
But a dress the first lady wore that is $200? You could get rich that way, and have fun doing it too. Every hausfrau would want one, and would be happy for the cut and want a flattering color too.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2016 12:00 AM (9MInk)
They can say whatever they want. The rest of us have eyes.
Good night, horde and thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 20, 2016 12:01 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2016 12:01 AM (ZLQuU)
And that was Conan's mouth-over for Billy Jeff, I believe.
Posted by: micky at December 19, 2016 11:45 PM (o5vMc)
Better idea? Mulled ale.
My Wassail recipe:
In a crock pot add 5 bottles of brown ale, half a bottle of Madeira, a sliced blood orange and a bitters soaked spice bag of whole cloves, whole allspice, crystallized ginger, and cinnamon.
Separately core four apples/pears and fill them with brown sugar and honey and a sixth bottle of brown ale and bake them in the oven. When done, combine in the crock pot.
Posted by: Hat goes a-wassailin' at December 20, 2016 12:01 AM (vBeA5)
Where to start? How about with "pure copper is not ferromagnetic?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2016 12:01 AM (SRKgf)
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Well....yeah.
Size 13s *would* be very hard to fill
Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2016 12:01 AM (JmjOe)
2 parts Canadian Club, 1 part martini & Rossi sweet vermouth, 1/2 part martini & Rossi dry vermouth, dash of angostura bitters, splash of maraschino cherry juice,
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 19, 2016 11:59 PM (hscyr)
Thanks! I promise to defend the honor of your father's recipe against all detractors.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:01 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 20, 2016 12:02 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 20, 2016 12:02 AM (d0XHp)
Of course, with pretty much everything yahoo melting down security-wise, it's not like there are a plethora of options.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:02 AM (EzgxV)
I say the White House couches can come out of hiding after 8 years. I say that.
Posted by: Adriane the Curtain & Furniture Critic ... at December 20, 2016 12:03 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:03 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:49 PM (92kX2)
I believe pure nickel has ferromagnetic properties. And of course, for many years, the standard alloy for magnets was Alnico: aluminum+nickel+cobalt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 12:03 AM (MiBfH)
A St. Bernard on his morning walk couldn't fill those shoes.
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2016 12:04 AM (29QcC)
Posted by: Christmas Carol Critic ... at December 20, 2016 12:04 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (ZLQuU)
I'm gonna be alone for quite some time.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (CRotO)
Historic first doing a historic first for a historic first, and all.
He never thought she could lose, back then.
But that was then and this is now.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (iYTF2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (cPsPa)
>> I say that.
Remember Carol Burnette's famous "Gone With the Wind" parody, where as Scarlett, she wore the that dress made from the curtains with the curtain rod still in place over the shoulders?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:01 AM (cPsPa)
That used to be considered a "proper" Manhattan according to Daddy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (hscyr)
I'm gonna be alone for quite some time."
-Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (CRotO)
Know that God walks with you and you are loved through Him and many others.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 20, 2016 12:06 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 12:06 AM (a62hT)
I was actually thinking in specifics, wild specifics.
Like "John Bon Jovi." "That Katerday Chick." "Zombie Cary Grant". "Zombie Marilyn Monroe"
I actually think that anyone who works behind the scenes on Coast to Coast AM would be an interesting date. Conversely, so would any psychiatrist who specializes in personality disorders and isn't afraid to talk about his clients...
/OMG, I'm going to end up dating some guy on Ancient Aliens, aren't I?
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 20, 2016 12:07 AM (Zla+B)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:03 AM (cPsPa)
That could be a plus since y'all 'rons want to see her buck nekkid.
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 20, 2016 12:07 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy
x2 kinds of vermouth? That's kind of finicky.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2016 12:07 AM (ZBp8/)
I know, I have impossible standards. Oh well.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 19, 2016 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Apparently there are quite a few people out there with structured settlements (slip and fall accidents? who knows). Maybe a lady like that might fit the bill.
I suggest you hang out around a courthouse.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:07 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 10:49 PM (92kX2)
Which period - 11 or 13?
Actually, doesn't matter. Neither period has any ferromagnetic elements in the pure form.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2016 12:07 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:00 AM (cPsPa)
Scotch, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:09 AM (tHwdc)
Snowshoes would be smaller than Mooch's shoes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2016 12:10 AM (SRKgf)
Of course, with pretty much everything yahoo melting down security-wise, it's not like there are a plethora of options.
--
Yeah, I use a yahoo account for all of my purchasing type things. It's so... easy.
I have a gmail account as well, but I hate gmail and only use it for certain business reasons.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 20, 2016 12:10 AM (Zla+B)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 20, 2016 12:07 AM (Zla+B)
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Hey....once you go Greek......
You'll be back in a week.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2016 12:10 AM (JmjOe)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2016 12:07 AM (ZBp8/)
Get hopping Y5
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 20, 2016 12:10 AM (hscyr)
That's one of the problems here in SoCal, I think. There seems to be an ironclad rule here, it doesn't matter how insanely rich a woman is; she's just GOT to have someone wealthier. IF a woman is a billionaire, she only wants a trillionaire.
I guess I can understand it. Part of my problem is, I need a woman who's as unconventional as I am.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2016 12:10 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2016 12:01 AM (JmjOe)
YUUUGE shoes.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:11 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (hscyr)
well it absolutely is proper. is is very similar to the recipe an older friend uses.
CBD's is also proper but bangs up against the ceiling with high end ingredients.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:11 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:11 AM (tHwdc)
And malodorous, in Mooch's case, I have no doubt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2016 12:11 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 19, 2016 11:11 PM (fYFz4)
Pretty sure we had some acriflavine lotion in the medicine cabinet when I was a kid. Very yellow, it was.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 12:12 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:09 AM (tHwdc)
no,no, your closing sentence made me inhale scotch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:12 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Infidel
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Pour a spot of Cognac in mine, please?
I actually had a n eggnog wit the neighbor last night. I forgot how good they can be.
What were they originally made with? I think rum is the usual nowadays, right?
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 12:13 AM (0g+ZS)
Checking the periodic table... that's funny- they're all next to each other. I thought they'd be in the same column. Oh well, it's all magic to me.
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2016 12:13 AM (29QcC)
I hate gmail. Yahoo is my standard, all I can do is change passwords from time to time. Mr. D's FB account is tied to his yahoo, as is his website, so I keep it for that reason.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:13 AM (tHwdc)
CBD's is also proper but bangs up against the ceiling with high end ingredients.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:11 AM
It's a mixed drink. I'm not putting sipping whiskey in a mixed drink.
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 20, 2016 12:13 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 19, 2016 11:11 PM (fYFz4)
Pretty sure we had some acriflavine lotion in the medicine cabinet when I was a kid. Very yellow, it was.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 12:12 AM (MiBfH)
If that shit's not a DNA intercalator, I'll piss port wine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2016 12:14 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
And of course, for many years, the standard alloy for magnets was
Alnico: aluminum+nickel+cobalt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 12:03 AM (MiBfH)
I used to electroplate PCB prototypes with nickel over the copper, then gold to bond with the nickel. Maybe that's why.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:15 AM (tHwdc)
Haven't had eggnog for years, but it was rum a very delicious.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 12:15 AM (a62hT)
Checking the periodic table... that's funny- they're all next to each other. I thought they'd be in the same column. Oh well, it's all magic to me.
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2016 12:13 AM (29QcC)
You mean ferromagnetic, I assume. Lots of elements and compounds are paramagnetic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2016 12:15 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2016 12:13 AM (29QcC)
They used to be grouped together in the old periodic nomenclature (either Group VIIIA or Group VIIIB depending on the standard).
Posted by: The Magnetic Hat at December 20, 2016 12:16 AM (vBeA5)
Ni's Cure temp is fairly low, 671F.
Well, I see that pure Gd is "believed to be" ferromagnetic, with a Curie temperature of just 68F. So "room temperature" is sort of iffy, there.
Metallurgy, and the crystals structure thereof are quite complex. For example, adding nickel to stainless steel, the typical "18-8" class of stainlesses, meaning roughly 18% chromium and 8% nickel, are non-ferromagnetic. Adding that 8% Ni changes the room temp matrix to "austenite", which is the non-magnetic solid phase of iron.
You want to see something complicated, look at the Fe-C phase diagram, Fe-C being known as "steel" in some percentages. It is crazy complex. Now, add other elements, and you've got a complex system indeed.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 12:16 AM (DW+jj)
What were they originally made with? I think rum is the usual nowadays, right?"
-Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 12:13 AM (0g+ZS)
Brandy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 20, 2016 12:16 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2016 12:07 AM (ZBp8/)
Bebe's daddy adores his girls more than anything and is willing to go to any length to achieve the ideal balance in his Manhattans for them. Why is anyone surprised by this?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:16 AM (cPsPa)
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No problem. I'll take the saucy Jimmy Choo strapless stilettos in size Leviathan.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at December 20, 2016 12:17 AM (ZLQuU)
I'm gonna be alone for quite some time.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (CRotO)
Understood.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:17 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2016 12:18 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 20, 2016 12:18 AM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2016 12:18 AM (IqV8l)
Now you're just projecting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2016 12:19 AM (SRKgf)
Wind" parody, where as Scarlett, she wore the that dress made from the
curtains with the curtain rod still in place over the shoulders?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (DW+jj)
I do! That whole gang was brilliant.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:19 AM (tHwdc)
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I'll be ok.
Got used to being alone after 21+ years of marriage.
Will get used to this.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:19 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 20, 2016 12:20 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2016 12:18 AM (IqV8l)
now you are describing carlos slim's weekend in nyc.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:20 AM (cPsPa)
A good drink. But I couldn't take me than one. Way too sweet.
Side note, I think my oven runs on the hot side. But I believe I have mastered Miley's oatmeal cookies. Tomorrow is the last test batch before the Christmas Eve bakeday marathon.
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 12:21 AM (0g+ZS)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (DW+jj)
I do! That whole gang was brilliant.
lol. If I remember correctly, the drapes were green? She was walking down the stairs I think.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 12:21 AM (a62hT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
So if someone produced a mixed vermouth, they'd make all the moneys?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2016 12:21 AM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 20, 2016 12:21 AM (6gk0M)
I do! That whole gang was brilliant.
lol. If I remember correctly, the drapes were green? She was walking down the stairs I think.
Modern comedians would have to work in a sex joke, a toilet joke and a dig at conservatives.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2016 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
Probably not. Too niche of a product, and too many individual variations.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 20, 2016 12:23 AM (FYrz1)
Easy. The one I fall in love with.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 20, 2016 12:23 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Chi a
yum. I finally figured out how to turn my oven on. It only took 2 hours of scrubbing with goo gone to get the tape off.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 12:24 AM (a62hT)
Psycho-ette would be my brother's wife.
My sister was bestowed with the unfortunate moniker of Puta Basura. That's what happens when you piss me off repeatedly over a lifetime.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 12:24 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 20, 2016 12:23 AM (di1hb)
dude the is the ont not the hallmark thread.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:24 AM (cPsPa)
I'm gonna be alone for quite some time.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:05 AM (CRotO)
You'll be alone as long as you choose to be -- no more, no less. You're intelligent, witty, charming, fierce, strong, drop-dead gorgeous, and funny (gee, sounds like an 'ette....) -- oh, and an 'ette. Your future is yours, on your terms.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:24 AM (EzgxV)
I still won't stop being vigilant about the Dems trying to steal this thing until Trump puts his hand on the Bible and takes the oath from Roberts.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at December 20, 2016 12:24 AM (1JnAL)
Rather than one solid phase, they all have mixtures of various solid phases in them generally.
IIRC, a mixture of pure iron to a "steel" with a very tiny carbon percentage will undergo 3 solid phase changes before melting to a liquid as you heat it. The first will be ferrite to austenite, alpha to gamma. Then there will be another phase change, gamma to delta, and delta is again ferromagnetic, I believe. Then it melts.
Liguid iron is only paramagnetic. But "in practice", they'll usually be some ferrite in there, sort of solids floating around, usually on the surface and you'll get some ferromagnetic behavior from that.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 12:24 AM (DW+jj)
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Maybe Hillary singing a Hallelujah solo at the piano. That there's some hilarious shit, it is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2016 12:25 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 20, 2016 12:23 AM (di1hb)
dude the is the ont not the hallmark thread.
Heh. Roger. But it worked just fine second time around. For us, anyways.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 20, 2016 12:27 AM (di1hb)
I'm also dead broke, alone, and have no one here.
Daughter and BF went down to SA to spend Christmas with their friends. Seems since I don't have any money for xmas, she decided to spend xmas with friends that do.
I will be ok.
But I do not forget.
and rarely forgive.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:28 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 20, 2016 12:28 AM (6gk0M)
Of course, with pretty much everything yahoo melting down security-wise, it's not like there are a plethora of options.
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Yeah, I use a yahoo account for all of my purchasing type things. It's so... easy.
I have a gmail account as well, but I hate gmail and only use it for certain business reasons.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 20, 2016 12:10 AM (Zla+B)
Have you seen https://krebsonsecurity.com/2016/12/my-yahoo-account-was-hacked-now-what/#more-37257 ? If not, please read.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:28 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:28 AM (CRotO)
Heh. Roger. But it worked just fine second time around. For us, anyways.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 20, 2016 12:27 AM (di1hb)
understood.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:29 AM (cPsPa)
I'm doing the Christmas alone thing as well. Family all live in Oregon or Colorado, and I don't have the money to spend to drive out there, nor the inclination to deal with the drama. I'm planning to smoke a cigar, whip up some cocktails, and watch The Ref on netflix.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 20, 2016 12:30 AM (FYrz1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:31 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 12:31 AM (a62hT)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:31 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:12 AM (cPsPa)
Well, wouldn't you agree that a woman should know how to shoot?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:32 AM (tHwdc)
I hate gmail. Yahoo is my standard, all I can do is change passwords from time to time. Mr. D's FB account is tied to his yahoo, as is his website, so I keep it for that reason.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:13 AM (tHwdc)
They're estimated to having about a billion accounts and just announced a billion accounts might have been heisted in 2013. You may want to check the krebs link I posted upthread.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:32 AM (EzgxV)
Wind" parody, where as Scarlett, she wore the that dress made from the curtains with the curtain rod still in place over the shoulders?
My college roommate - a GWTW fan - made that dress for a Halloween party many years ago. Can't remember if her husband went as Rhett or Ashley. And yes, she wore the curtain rod !!
Posted by: Adriane the Costume Critic ... at December 20, 2016 12:32 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:32 AM (tHwdc)
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Yes.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:32 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:33 AM (CRotO)
Here's the Scarlett in the Curtain Rod Dress part:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVBzQ0Lon1g
"I just saw it in the window, and I couldn't resist it!"
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 12:33 AM (DW+jj)
So, I know what I'll be doing: going to Acapulco (a nearby favorite Mexi restaurant) for dinner, probably by myself (my Mom's mobility is *really* limited by her bad knee right now, although to her credit she's getting some surgery done to fix it in the new year).
It'll be a little lonely, but I know I'll get through it and probably still have some fun.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2016 12:33 AM (u8kLQ)
scenes on Coast to Coast AM would be an interesting date. Conversely, so
would any psychiatrist who specializes in personality disorders and
isn't afraid to talk about his clients...
/OMG, I'm going to end up dating some guy on Ancient Aliens, aren't I?
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 20, 2016 12:07 AM (Zla+B)
I wonder if Art Bell's in the market? IIRC, he moved to the Philippines for a while with wife #4.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 20, 2016 12:33 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2016 12:18 AM (IqV8l)
Not the way I make it...
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 20, 2016 12:33 AM (vBeA5)
what is more it is always a little awkward being around someone else's Christmas celebration so you are a little glad to leave and happy to be back home alone again.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:34 AM (cPsPa)
So much for that fabulous Obamaconomy, eh? :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2016 12:34 AM (u8kLQ)
Ni's Cure temp is fairly low, 671F.
Well, I see that pure Gd is "believed to be" ferromagnetic, with a Curie temperature of just 68F. So "room temperature" is sort of iffy, there.
Metallurgy, and the crystals structure thereof are quite complex. For example, adding nickel to stainless steel, the typical "18-8" class of stainlesses, meaning roughly 18% chromium and 8% nickel, are non-ferromagnetic. Adding that 8% Ni changes the room temp matrix to "austenite", which is the non-magnetic solid phase of iron.
You want to see something complicated, look at the Fe-C phase diagram, Fe-C being known as "steel" in some percentages. It is crazy complex. Now, add other elements, and you've got a complex system indeed.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 12:16 AM (DW+jj)
I thought it was marvelous when I found an old-time recipe for hardening steel: heat it until it glows and magnets no longer stick to it, then drop into a metal bucket of motor oil. The fact that magnets won't stick to sufficiently heated steel is intriguing.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:36 AM (EzgxV)
scenes on Coast to Coast AM would be an interesting date. Conversely, so
would any psychiatrist who specializes in personality disorders and
isn't afraid to talk about his clients...
/OMG, I'm going to end up dating some guy on Ancient Aliens, aren't I?
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 20, 2016 12:07 AM (Zla+B)
well, they probably all have rockstar hair so you would look good on the red carpet or in the transporter together.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:36 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 12:24 AM (
Ohhhh. Bet she would get along with my scrunt sister, that's trying to force me out of my patent's house.
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 20, 2016 12:37 AM (GCwTE)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:32 AM (tHwdc)
Indeed!
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:37 AM (cPsPa)
And yes, she wore the curtain rod !!
Posted by: Adriane the Costume Critic
Did she have to turn sideways to go through a doorway?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2016 12:37 AM (IqV8l)
I saw "The Fly". You probably don't want to get in the transporter together.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 12:38 AM (IcT7t)
Will get used to this.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:19 AM (CRotO)
I hadn't been truly alone my entire adult life until Mr. D. died. It's been a long spell, this. The utter absence of desire is weird.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:38 AM (tHwdc)
What do folks think I should dress up as, Wonder Woman or Catwoman?? :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 20, 2016 12:38 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 12:24 AM (
Ohhhh. Bet she would get along with my scrunt sister, that's trying to force me out of my patent's house.
Posted by: bebe's boobs desteoy at December 20, 2016 12:37 AM (GCwTE)
you know I have a third sister that we could mix in with our two and make a reality tv show. she never reads this place.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:38 AM (cPsPa)
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just read it. Thanks!
yikes.
so... I guess my holiday project is to transfer things to gmail.
lovely.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 20, 2016 12:38 AM (Zla+B)
I believe I have mastered Miley's oatmeal cookies. Tomorrow is the last
test batch before the Christmas Eve bakeday marathon.
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 12:21 AM (0g+ZS)
CHI! You made them! Awesome! I always use an oven thermometer on the middle rack at 350F just to get the feel for a new oven.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:40 AM (tHwdc)
what is more it is always a little awkward being around someone else's Christmas celebration so you are a little glad to leave and happy to be back home alone again.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:34 AM (cPsPa)
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Yeah, not gonna happen.
All my neighbors are out of town, and I'll be damned if I cruise around the city looking for a christmas party to take me in.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:40 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:40 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:12 AM (cPsPa)
Well, wouldn't you agree that a woman should know how to shoot?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:32 AM (tHwdc)
Everyone should know how to shoot. You shouldn't be able to get a High School diploma or GED without demonstrated proficiency.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:41 AM (EzgxV)
After Mama Basura's memorial service, Puta started making vague insinuations about a certain missing piece of jewellery and could it have ended up with Psycho-ette? Never made an actual accusation, and it turned out the item was in a safe, but still...
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 12:41 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 12:24 AM (a62hT)
Confused - did you tape it shut?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:41 AM (tHwdc)
All my neighbors are out of town, and I'll be damned if I cruise around the city looking for a christmas party to take me in.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:40 AM (CRotO)
understood. wasn't thinking you should go the hitchhiking for a Christmas party route. You do seem like you would be a "good get" though so would think you would be turning down invites.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:42 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:38 AM (tHwdc)
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Can't say the same as far as being alone in my adult life. Many times that has been the case, including childhood.
As far as desire, nada.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:42 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:38 AM
Yeah, my greedy bint sibling doesn't come here either.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 20, 2016 12:42 AM (GCwTE)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:43 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:43 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 20, 2016 12:42 AM (GCwTE)
rumor has it my sister blew money on the stein recount thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:43 AM (cPsPa)
Going to use a word here that I know some of the 'ettes hate. It is necessary for the joke. And, yes, I am a disgusting human being.
TV show? Could we call it "Three's Cuntany"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 12:44 AM (IcT7t)
Statement from President-Elect Donald J Trump on the Attack in Berlin:
"Our hearts and prayers are with the loved ones of the victims of today's horrifying attack in Berlin. Innocent civilians were murdered in the streets as they prepared to celebrate the Christmas holiday. ISIS and other Islamist terrorists continually slaughter Christians in their communities and places of worship as part of their global jihad. These terrorists and their regional and worldwide networks must be eradicated from the face of the earth, a mission we will carry out with all freedom-loving partners."
http://tinyurl.com/hw7m34z
Did you ever think you'd see that coming from the desk of the US president?
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 20, 2016 12:44 AM (Iy6JT)
Just go survey all of the Postal Match entries for their status and age, and you're off to the races!
In my life, the problem hasn't been finding a "good woman", I've done okay there.
It's my lack or failure in finding one who is not just giving me the ol' "go along to get along", when I describe my life of motorcycling the USA, living on a sailboat, hunting and outdoorsmanship, and a bit of minimalism, in that I find the slavery of a mortgage to be an abhorrence. I'd much rather save up to buy land, and build with my own hands, than to give most of my life's earnings to a frikkin' lender.
But, I'm batting 0.00%, they've all ended up wanting the wee cottage, white picket fence, etc. And they want some tame "retiree" guy, clipping roses in his cardigan sweater, just like on the retirement village brochures.
Just shoot me, bleh!
Much as I've enjoyed working and rebuilding the house here after Hurricane Ike, I also know that I'll not want to be doing this again, moving from here to a new house, wherever.
Next house for me, will be a seaworthy one, again. Should I be so blessed as to find a 1st mate for that endeavor, it'd be a blessing.
But an unexpected one, to be sure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2016 12:45 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 20, 2016 12:30 AM (FYrz1)
One of my favorite Christmas movies! Sounds like a winning combo. All I need to do is choose the cocktails. Maybe whiskey sours would be apropos.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:45 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 12:44 AM
If the pussy moniker fits...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 20, 2016 12:46 AM (GCwTE)
what is more it is always a little awkward being around someone else's Christmas celebration so you are a little glad to leave and happy to be back home alone again.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 12:34 AM (cPsPa)
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Yeah, not gonna happen.
All my neighbors are out of town, and I'll be damned if I cruise around the city looking for a christmas party to take me in.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:40 AM (CRotO)
If MisHum is still around, it looks like we'll need a "AoSHQ Family Christmas Party, 'cause our families IRL aren't as fun" thread on 12/25.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:46 AM (EzgxV)
and just announced a billion accounts might have been heisted in 2013.
You may want to check the krebs link I posted upthread.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:32 AM (EzgxV)
You say this at post #663. I have to get up in 6 hours. Do I need to do something besides change passwords every month?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:47 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:41 AM (tHwdc)
No, Miley. My oven died Thanksgiving morning. Bought a new stove/oven. Was delivered on Saturday. Delivery guys get here, and after they get the old stove out ask if I have a cord to plug it in. Whaaa! I guess these days there are 2 types of 220 outlets. A 3 prong and 4 prong. Sales person never mentioned it. Anyway, got that straightened out. The guys took some sort of blue strapping tape off the top of the oven door and it didn't come off all the way. It was only 25 outside. So had to do some scrubbing before I turned on the oven for the first time. Not my best experience buying a new appliance.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 12:49 AM (a62hT)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:43 AM (CRotO)
Dear heart -- I'd sit next to you, for hours, without moving a muscle or saying a word.....just to try to absorb "good people" points from you by osmosis.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:49 AM (EzgxV)
This here JQ redneck nobody has been thru similar: better half (we weren't married yet, he didn't live long enough) passed untimely and it just *crushed my spirit*
Cried for months. Shook my fist at God. Every day was just another ordeal to be gotten thru. "Suck" doesn't contain enough syllables to convey the suckage of it.
Not saying there's any silver lining because there might actually not be. Just...
Just, well... damn, girl. It's okay to cry.
I'm sorry you're going thru this. That's all I can say.
May you find *Joy* again someday.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 20, 2016 12:50 AM (044Fx)
For it to work, you've got have enough carbon in there. Low carbon steel will not work. When you heat steel above that magnetic temp, it phase changes to austenite, with carbon in solid solution. I think. Look at the Fe-C phase diagram.
Now, when you quench, you cool it so fast that the normal phase change back to ferrite can't happen. "Annealing" is cooling slow enough to allow the minimum energy state, the natural state it "wants" to be in, to form. How fast, or slow this take depends on the material. Copper can be annealed by heating it cherry red, then quenching with water. It only "work hardens".
When you quench steel, you form "martensite", which is the high-energy crystal formed when it doesn't have time to settle in to the normal state it wants to.
Tempering is re-heating to allow some phase change to take place and relieve stress. Depending on things, the just-quenched structure is very brittle and under enormous internal stress.
Note that austenite and martensite are named after famous metallurgists would figured all this shit out.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 12:51 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 20, 2016 12:51 AM (jK8Z7)
If your fashion plate is full of a big ole sweaty helping of cross-dressing dockworker, sure...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 20, 2016 12:51 AM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:45 AM (tHwdc)
Whiskey sours are a possibility. And The Ref is great.
"I'm going to buy you a big wooden cross, so that any time you feel unappreciated you can climb up there and nail yourself to it!"
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 20, 2016 12:51 AM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:52 AM (tHwdc)
and just announced a billion accounts might have been heisted in 2013.
You may want to check the krebs link I posted upthread.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:32 AM (EzgxV)
You say this at post #663. I have to get up in 6 hours. Do I need to do something besides change passwords every month?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:47 AM (tHwdc)
Probably, but not tonight. All the damage was really done in 2013.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:52 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Dennis DeYoung and gullible, worst songwriter ever at December 20, 2016 12:53 AM (7cqHD)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:53 AM (CRotO)
My father liked a gin over with a twist. Bombay Sapphire was his favorite, but any English gin would do.
I followed on that path for a time, but settled with Boilermakers. No cheap beer and a good bourbon.
I was at a bar/restaurant in Hamilton, Bermuda once. I was in Bermuda doing some work for the Navy. 1979. I ordered a Jim Beam and the owner said he found a case of pre-prohibition Beam in the cellar. It was delicious, but he wouldn't sell me a bottle or two.
Posted by: Hank at December 20, 2016 12:53 AM (qFcmo)
If you knocked on my door, a place would be made for you. You don't need an invitation.
You might need earplugs when the emotional two year old comes over, but that's another topic altogether.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 12:53 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:41 AM (EzgxV)
My dad should have taught me to shoot. He and his buddy used to do all kinds of stupid gun tricks when they were in high school, like shooting the cherries off each other's cigarette at - well, I don't know how far away.
Of course, I didn't know that until I was over 40.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 12:54 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:55 AM (CRotO)
We have to use gmail at work. Turning off message threading solved most of the silliness. (Of course, my first email program was Pine, so I'm used to unthreaded email.)
The only thing that still trips me up is when I delete something, then realize I should have replied. The reply doesn't happen unless I take the message out of the trash first. (Everything goes right, and then instead of sending and moving to my "sent" folder, the reply stays in the trash.)
Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2016 12:55 AM (lO+tS)
You have to buy a new cord when you buy an oven or a dryer.
They've been doing that for decades.
But you can blame the gov't for demanding the 4 prong outlet. A redundant ground has been added. Lobbyists for the copper wiring industry?
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 12:55 AM (0g+ZS)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:55 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 12:57 AM (IcT7t)
Back in the day, Art Bell ran the whole thing by himself from his trailer in Pahrump, NV. Did the same thing from the Philippines when he did his occasional gig for C2C.
I'm sure it's more conventional with the guy now. George Noory? I haven't listened in years, but Art was a hoot back in the 90s.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at December 20, 2016 12:57 AM (R5EqA)
trump
trump
deport
deport
deport
!!
this is your reply to that lefty fucko at any future family gatherings
Posted by: Original Jake at December 20, 2016 12:58 AM (jrFgU)
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Hmm. What about brass? I have a chunky piece of cast brass that has been accidentally dropped and bent. My plan is to place in annealing oven to 650 deg or so, soak a bit, then allow to cool slowly in the oven. After that I'll try to bend back to proper shape.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2016 12:59 AM (ZO497)
Sold that show to Noory years ago.
I saw Art on a cruise ship, had his new bride and child.
I asked him how far he was sailing.
He said they were staying on the ship for a year.
Art was surprised I knew his face.
Posted by: navybrat at December 20, 2016 12:59 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:00 AM (a62hT)
Should I be so blessed as to find a 1st mate for that endeavor, it'd be a
blessing.
But an unexpected one, to be sure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2016 12:45 AM (v5iqM)
I wouldn't mind a weathered little place not far from a beach, in a place with no snow.
The guy in the cardigan clipping roses sounds like old Pajama Boy.
Good luck on your hunt, Jim!
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 01:00 AM (tHwdc)
There used to be an exception to the NEC, specifically put in for residential ranges and dryers that allowed "grounding to a neutral".
Grounding to a current neutral defeats the whole purpose of a seperate safety ground. But it was allowed, because it was lobbied for, and thought not to be as much of a hazard as grounding to the neutral of a 120V plug-in device like hand tools.
You'll note that a standard NEMA 5-15R receptable and plug has "two grounds". One is a current carrying neutral, and the other is safety ground.
A 240V only device has two current carrying wires, which happen to be hot most of the time, and one safety ground. A 120/240V device has two hot wires, a neutral, and a safety ground.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:00 AM (DW+jj)
We have to use gmail at work. Turning off message threading solved most of the silliness. (Of course, my first email program was Pine, so I'm used to unthreaded email.)
The only thing that still trips me up is when I delete something, then realize I should have replied. The reply doesn't happen unless I take the message out of the trash first. (Everything goes right, and then instead of sending and moving to my "sent" folder, the reply stays in the trash.)
Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2016 12:55 AM (lO+tS)
You can turn that bullshit off???
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:01 AM (EzgxV)
"Our hearts and prayers are with the loved ones of the victims of
today's horrifying attack in Berlin. Innocent civilians were murdered in
the streets as they prepared to celebrate the Christmas holiday. ISIS
and other Islamist terrorists continually slaughter Christians in their
communities and places of worship as part of their global jihad. These
terrorists and their regional and worldwide networks must be eradicated
from the face of the earth, a mission we will carry out with all
freedom-loving partners."
Did you ever think you'd see that coming from the desk of the US president?
Has President Dickbreath even commented on it yet? Does he even know it happened, since I doubt it was on ESPN.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 20, 2016 01:02 AM (qJhUV)
Should I be so blessed as to find a 1st mate for that endeavor, it'd be a
blessing.
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sailorsonly.com
But... maybe not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2016 01:02 AM (ZO497)
I have no clue. :-) Read up on the metallurgy of brass and the hardening and softening, if possible, thereof.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:02 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: MetaThought at December 20, 2016 01:02 AM (yhs3z)
necessary for the joke. And, yes, I am a disgusting human being. TV
show? Could we call it "Three's Cuntany"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 12:44 AM
Nah, you aren't a disgusting human being. Just save it for appropriate occasions. This sound like one, PLUS a horribly painful play on words.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 01:02 AM (tHwdc)
You have to buy a new cord when you buy an oven or a dryer.
They've been doing that for decades.
But you can blame the gov't for demanding the 4 prong outlet. A redundant ground has been added. Lobbyists for the copper wiring industry?
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 12:55 AM (0g+ZS)
I normally salvage it off the old one -- it's usually not the part that wears out.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:03 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 01:03 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2016 01:03 AM (TppKb)
"AoSHQ Family Christmas Party, 'cause our families IRL aren't as fun"
thread on 12/25.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:46 AM (EzgxV)
We do, that would be awesome! I'll be having dinner with the in-laws, not sure what time. The rest of the day I'll be here with Miley's Deplorable Cat.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 01:03 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: MetaThought
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One of life's lessons for boys is a slipping chain on a bicycle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2016 01:05 AM (ZO497)
Early start in the ayyemm, and also trying to shake a nasty sinus infection. Does bourbon count as "self medicating?"
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 20, 2016 01:05 AM (v5iqM)
yes you can, but then I mostly read mail (gmail and three other accounts) in Thunderbird on the desktop and Kaiten on the android things so the gmail interface rarely enters into it.
Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2016 01:06 AM (TppKb)
outlets. A 3 prong and 4 prong. Sales person never mentioned it. Anyway,
got that straightened out. The guys took some sort of blue strapping
tape off the top of the oven door and it didn't come off all the way. It
was only 25 outside. So had to do some scrubbing before I turned on the
oven for the first time. Not my best experience buying a new appliance.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 12:49 AM (a62hT)
What if you have a 3 prong that identifies as a 4 prong?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 01:06 AM (tHwdc)
I normally salvage it off the old one -- it's usually not the part that wears out.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:03 AM (EzgxV)
Thought about that. But the old one has electrical problems and I didn't want to chance it for $23 bucks. It was an old stove.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:06 AM (a62hT)
There used to be an exception to the NEC, specifically put in for residential ranges and dryers that allowed "grounding to a neutral".
Grounding to a current neutral defeats the whole purpose of a seperate safety ground. But it was allowed, because it was lobbied for, and thought not to be as much of a hazard as grounding to the neutral of a 120V plug-in device like hand tools.
You'll note that a standard NEMA 5-15R receptable and plug has "two grounds". One is a current carrying neutral, and the other is safety ground.
A 240V only device has two current carrying wires, which happen to be hot most of the time, and one safety ground. A 120/240V device has two hot wires, a neutral, and a safety ground.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:00 AM (DW+jj)
Reminds me -- Arbalest and I got into a big discussion about 240V while we were driving, and I got a Make Magazine issue which had a nice tabular summary within about two days. I need to scan it and email it to him.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:07 AM (EzgxV)
Did you know that you have to buy or make a cord to install/plug in a new garbage disposal? Doesn't come with one. Despite every new home in America being built with a switched outlet under the sink. Stoopid
Miley,
Of course I made them!
Twice now (1/2 batches).
I think turning the oven down & sitting in front of it will be the winning combination to get my timing right. One benefit of unemployment is having time to watch cookies bake...
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 01:07 AM (0g+ZS)
And if you cover the back of the blade with pitch before cold water quenching, you get hard martensitic steel at the cutting edge and softer, shock absorbing // less brittle steel on the back.
i.e. a katana ...
I thought it was perlite, but it might be austenite. It has been a long time.
Posted by: Adriane the Composite Material Critic ... at December 20, 2016 01:07 AM (AoK0a)
"AoSHQ Family Christmas Party, 'cause our families IRL aren't as fun"
thread on 12/25.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 12:46 AM (EzgxV)
We do, that would be awesome! I'll be having dinner with the in-laws, not sure what time. The rest of the day I'll be here with Miley's Deplorable Cat.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 01:03 AM (tHwdc)
I emailed it to him.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:08 AM (EzgxV)
What if you have a 3 prong that identifies as a 4 prong?
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 01:06 AM (tHwdc)
Well, then your unlady like inner self comes out and you tell it what to do with what part of it's ah, stuff.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:09 AM (a62hT)
>> desk of the US president?
It's the most Presidential thing we've seen in fifteen years, and we had to wait for the Texas electors to finish fluffing each other today to get an actual President-Elect.
Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2016 01:09 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Hank at December 20, 2016 12:53 AM (qFcmo)
how is the pre-prohibition stuff different?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 01:10 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 12:55 AM (CRotO)
Wish you weren't so far away, hon - I'd spend Christmas with you. I guess I could put up with football on TV as long as I had enough booze.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 01:10 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2016 01:10 AM (IcT7t)
So, you have to convert the new appliance to 3-wire, which you do by changing a bonding strap (or wire)to ground the frame to the neutral pole on the terminal block inside.
Old installations used to use SE cable for the range, and 10/3 without ground for dryers. Which is likely what you have if your house was built before the 90s, whenever they took out the exception.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:11 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2016 01:05 AM (ZO497)
Whats the worst case on that one?
Posted by: MetaThought at December 20, 2016 01:11 AM (yhs3z)
yes you can, but then I mostly read mail (gmail and three other accounts) in Thunderbird on the desktop and Kaiten on the android things so the gmail interface rarely enters into it.
Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2016 01:06 AM (TppKb)
Well, hello -- HOW??? I'm on a different computer than usual right now -- the usual is doing Thunderbird -- and I'm trying to check things and send things. And this one is telling me absolute garbage about current emails when I can look four feet to the left and see all sorts of interesting new ones.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:13 AM (a62hT)
Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2016 01:13 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2016 01:05 AM (ZO497)
Whats the worst case on that one?
Posted by: MetaThought at December 20, 2016 01:11 AM (yhs3z)
I'm just guessing you're an 'ette, here.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:15 AM (EzgxV)
Besides, do you realize how many homes still have the ground & neutral buss tied together?
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 01:15 AM (0g+ZS)
Twice now (1/2 batches).
I think turning the oven down sitting in front of it will be
the winning combination to get my timing right. One benefit of
unemployment is having time to watch cookies bake...
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 01:07 AM (0g+ZS)
Like "sittin' on the dock of the bay" except with cookies.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 01:16 AM (tHwdc)
I'm just guessing you're an 'ette, here.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:15 AM (EzgxV)
I was just sheltered as a boy. Crotch rockets are more my style now.
Posted by: MetaThought at December 20, 2016 01:17 AM (yhs3z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2016 01:18 AM (ZO497)
Settings gear at top right corner, 'conversation view' off.
Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2016 01:13 AM (TppKb)
Settings gear at top right corner, settings, scroll down, 'conversation view' off. Thank you, thank you, thank you, I hope this works.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:19 AM (EzgxV)
In the gmail web interface, hit the gear icon, pick "settings", and turn off "conversation view". (And "save changes", o'course.) That's how it is on my work email, anywho.
Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2016 01:19 AM (lO+tS)
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 20, 2016 01:19 AM (tHwdc)
Here's a simple DC way to see it. Take two 12V batteries. Put them in series. In the middle, the + to - junction connecting the two batteries, bring that terminal out for a third wire. You now have a 12/24VDC three wire system. The middle wire is electrically "neutral" because the voltage from all points sums to zero away from it. In field theory terms, it is "uncharged" because of this. It's like the middle plane of a dipole field.
Note that is positive to one side and negative to the other side. You have 24V between the ends, and 12V between either end and the middle.
It's that simple. Now, this neutral point is "grounded". Which means it is literally connected to the dirt, the earth. This connection is known as "system grounding" in the parlance. Ground is also a safety thing, and safety grounding is the connecting of all exposed metallic conducting parts to a common system to prevent any voltage from accidentally developing between those parts. Now, we connect this safety grid to the dirt, "earth" as well as our "system ground", the one side, or pole of an electrical system we create.
This matrix is "ground".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:19 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: MetaThought
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Crushed testicle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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I do believe that the plural version would be worst case, there, Lance Armstrong.
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 01:20 AM (0g+ZS)
Just go survey all of the Postal Match entries for their status and age, and you're off to the races!
Dammit, I knew I should have participated.
Can you get another one going Jim? Please???
: )
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 20, 2016 01:23 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: MetaThought
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Yeah, well, it can happen on one of those too. tankslappers have thrown people up onto the tank, with the same consequence.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2016 01:23 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: MetaThought at December 20, 2016 01:23 AM (yhs3z)
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Neutral and ground are together until the Service entrance point, per NEC rules, with some complications and exceptions.
The neutral and ground buss are "bonded" at the main panel, the thing with the first main breaker or fuses in them. Thereafter, they must be separate.
If you pull a subpanel off that main panel, you go "4-wire", with a separate neutral and ground. And you do not bond the ground bus, if provided, to the neutral.
I can't tell you how many jack-legged fools can fuck up this simple concept. I've undone more fuckups from those who don't know what they're doing than I can count.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:24 AM (DW+jj)
...and would save me from doing silly things like replying to a question after both another answer and the thank-you for it...
Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2016 01:26 AM (lO+tS)
fuck.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:26 AM (a62hT)
fuck.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:26 AM (a62hT)
Yeah, the power cord is extra. Same with dryers, too.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at December 20, 2016 01:27 AM (R5EqA)
Incidentally, there was recently a thread where you said something like, "you got banned right out of the gate" about me @195 or thereabouts, where my initial comment was about @10.
I checked for my comments @10 and @205, and they were missing -- but then went back to reference your comment and it was back to where it had been.....and my comments were back. I thought I had seen my comments disappear and return -- does that square with your perception?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:27 AM (EzgxV)
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So you know the idiots that are too lazy to drive new ground rods for the subpanel, too?
I've had arguments that lasted longer than doing it with a maul would take...
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 01:30 AM (0g+ZS)
Here's a simple DC way to see it. Take two 12V batteries. Put them in series. In the middle, the + to - junction connecting the two batteries, bring that terminal out for a third wire. You now have a 12/24VDC three wire system. The middle wire is electrically "neutral" because the voltage from all points sums to zero away from it. In field theory terms, it is "uncharged" because of this. It's like the middle plane of a dipole field.
Note that is positive to one side and negative to the other side. You have 24V between the ends, and 12V between either end and the middle.
It's that simple. Now, this neutral point is "grounded". Which means it is literally connected to the dirt, the earth. This connection is known as "system grounding" in the parlance. Ground is also a safety thing, and safety grounding is the connecting of all exposed metallic conducting parts to a common system to prevent any voltage from accidentally developing between those parts. Now, we connect this safety grid to the dirt, "earth" as well as our "system ground", the one side, or pole of an electrical system we create.
This matrix is "ground".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:19 AM (DW+jj)
I get it -- but the article had a cool matrix for plugs and wiring, with what plugs gave you real grounds, etc.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
fuck.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:26 AM (a62hT)
There was a time, when homes didn't have a stove outlet. There was just a hunk of armored cable coming up out of the floor, with red, white, and black wires in it. And you connected those wires to the corresponding screw terminals on the rear of the stove.
Then came three-prong range plugs, followed by 4-prong range plugs.
Appliance manufacturer doesn't know if your home was built in the '40's, '80's, or oughties. So easier to have the customer buy the required cord (if needed), separately.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 01:32 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:32 AM (a62hT)
Silly me, I thought the sales idiot would have mentioned that.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:34 AM (a62hT)
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Neutral and ground are together until the Service entrance point, per NEC rules, with some complications and exceptions.
The neutral and ground buss are "bonded" at the main panel, the thing with the first main breaker or fuses in them. Thereafter, they must be separate.
If you pull a subpanel off that main panel, you go "4-wire", with a separate neutral and ground. And you do not bond the ground bus, if provided, to the neutral.
I can't tell you how many jack-legged fools can fuck up this simple concept. I've undone more fuckups from those who don't know what they're doing than I can count.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:24 AM (DW+jj)
Everything I ever build from here on out will have a main board that only drops to one or more subpanels. There will be nothing in the main board that goes to a regular circuit. Parts are too cheap, and heartbreak too dear.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:36 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 01:36 AM (CRotO)
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Hmm. What about brass? I have a chunky piece of cast brass that has been accidentally dropped and bent. My plan is to place in annealing oven to 650 deg or so, soak a bit...
You want to get it to 600-650 all the way through, then keep it there for an hour or so. You shouldn't need to let it cool slowly.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 20, 2016 01:37 AM (di1hb)
Pearlite is the eutectoid mixture of iron and carbon, I think, as it itself a mixture of ferrite and cementite, Fe3C. That's an iron-carbon compound, a "carbide", which is really a ceramic. Pearlite is those two things making a structure that resembles "pearl" in some way, hence pearlite.
Now, when you have less carbon total than that ratio, you get "free ferrite" in the structure. When you have more carbon, you get something else. :-)
Anyway, mild steel is that hypoeutectoid mixture of carbon and iron, which has pearlite and free ferrite.
Oh, and eutectoid is not to be confused with eutectic, which has to do with mixtures in the liquid phase and is important too.
At some point a little above 2% C, steel becomes "cast iron".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:37 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:34 AM (a62hT)
Does the selling store not have an installer? Or maybe sales idiot figured that if you undertook to do the install yourself, that he didn't need to tell you about the cord situation?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 01:37 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Infidel
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You want cheap?
You can get a new 40 circuit, 200 amp Square D panel for $100 these days. With the breakers fercryingoutloud.
I'd do the labor for airfare, dinner, bourbon & a bag of Colorado's finest...
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 01:39 AM (0g+ZS)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:34 AM (a62hT)
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Now don't immediately blame the idiot! The POS (Point of Sale System/and/or/Piece of Shiit) should have recommended associated items to be sold such as power cord, power cord installation contractor service, and an extended service plan. It is probably a system problem and not an idiot problem. /s
Posted by: RioBravo at December 20, 2016 01:40 AM (OmhcY)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:40 AM (a62hT)
I'd do the labor for airfare, dinner, bourbon a bag of Colorado's finest...
Hmm, can you fly Delta?
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:41 AM (a62hT)
They're based in SF, so wouldn't be all that surprising.
They said the week of Dec 12.
*looks at calendar*
*shrugs*
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 01:41 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 20, 2016 01:42 AM (jxw6R)
That eliminated all the plug confusion, not to mention depending on a plug connection for a high current load. We didn't do it with dryers, because the plug connection was too convenient.
I remember my boss at the time said, if they go to replace the stove, they'll see that hardwired conduit-to-junction box, and if they don't know what they're doing, they'll just call somebody who does and not fuck with the 3-wire vs 4-wire plug confusion.
But not for dryers, because hard-wiring that would just "be wrong" he declared.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:43 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 01:41 AM (CRotO)
Ah, that is not right.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:43 AM (a62hT)
Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 20, 2016 01:42 AM (jxw6R)
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Yeah.
Wish my biggest worry was how my shirt looks untucked.
Yet another reason to hate people.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 01:43 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:43 AM (a62hT)
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Story of my life.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 01:44 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 01:44 AM (MiBfH)
This is retail 101.
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 01:45 AM (0g+ZS)
That eliminated all the plug confusion, not to mention depending on a plug connection for a high current load. We didn't do it with dryers, because the plug connection was too convenient.
I remember my boss at the time said, if they go to replace the stove, they'll see that hardwired conduit-to-junction box, and if they don't know what they're doing, they'll just call somebody who does and not fuck with the 3-wire vs 4-wire plug confusion.
But not for dryers, because hard-wiring that would just "be wrong" he declared.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:43 AM (DW+jj)
I have a tendency toward three-way switch configurations, which I've spec'd in certain projects.....and frequently had to debug for the electricians (note -- I'm a CPA, not an electrician).
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:46 AM (EzgxV)
*looks at calendar*
*shrugs*
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 01:41 AM (CRotO)
Indiegogo giving you the runaround? Crap. So sad to hear that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 01:48 AM (MiBfH)
Huh. I've bought appliances at Lowes, and I usually have to fight off the upsales with a stick. "No, I have those." "I won't need that." "My house is wired that way already." "You can't reuse the braided-steel washer hoses I have? Ok fine, new washer hoses. Nuttin' else."
I guess their sales-rep training isn't very consistent. Admittedly, their plumbing dep't is run by an actual retired plumber...
And, last one I had done, my installer dude was surprised that I had drained my own (leaking) water heater. Yeah, like I was gonna just shut off the water and hope that 50 gallons was gonna stay put until he got there to drain it for me...
Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2016 01:49 AM (lO+tS)
Which is why I have to wait until after the new year to hold Carl's service (was going to be this Friday).
And VA is no help.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 01:49 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 20, 2016 01:50 AM (6Ll1u)
That eliminated all the plug confusion, not to mention depending on a plug connection for a high current load. We didn't do it with dryers, because the plug connection was too convenient.
I remember my boss at the time said, if they go to replace the stove, they'll see that hardwired conduit-to-junction box, and if they don't know what they're doing, they'll just call somebody who does and not fuck with the 3-wire vs 4-wire plug confusion.
But not for dryers, because hard-wiring that would just "be wrong" he declared.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:43 AM (DW+jj)
And, BTW, when we did our kitchen remodel, we had to upgrade the HOUSE 100 Amp service to 200 Amp, then drop a 125 Amp service to a kitchen subpanel, where, IIRC, the double oven (Thermador CM302) took 50 amps by its lonesome.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:50 AM (EzgxV)
The default configuration for new appliances is the 4-wire, so if you have a 3 wire setup, you'll need to connect the frame bonding strap/wire to the neutral terminal.
And that's all there is.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:51 AM (DW+jj)
And, last one I had done, my installer dude was
surprised that I had drained my own (leaking) water heater. Yeah, like I
was gonna just shut off the water and hope that 50 gallons was gonna
stay put until he got there to drain it for me...
Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2016
Yep, and these people think we are stupid. We are living in a freak show. I'm not liking it one bit.
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:51 AM (a62hT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 20, 2016 01:50 AM (6Ll1u)
"PongBGone"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 01:52 AM (MiBfH)
Since that isn't the case, not so much.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 01:52 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:54 AM (a62hT)
An oven (double or not) would be a 40 or 50 amp circuit. Any respectable guy runs 6 and puts it on a 50 amp breaker.
Publius, any truth to the rumor that ALL home breakers will be required to be arc fault next year?
Bedrooms require it here, last time I dealt with the code nazis.
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 01:56 AM (0g+ZS)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 01:56 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 01:58 AM (a62hT)
100 Amp service to 200 Amp, then drop a 125 Amp service to a kitchen
subpanel, where, IIRC, the double oven (Thermador CM302) took 50 amps
by its lonesome.
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Would you believe 200A service is getting a bit on the small side, now. Some of the Mcmansions they were building when I got out of it were coming it at 400A (note if 225A is not big enough and the load calc comes to say 270A, the next size up is 400A).
The trouble is the NEC load calculation is very liberal, erring on the side of caution. You'll see the power companies use a much more conservative and realistic estimate when the size the transformer.
And in high density subdivisions, they like to use a honking huge 100KVA or so transformer and pull a shit ton of services off it. The problem with that is the fault current can be so large, especially on a short service drop, that it exceeds the 10kA rating of the residential service equipment.
A short range run of #6, coming off a main panel fed by one of these monsters can produce more than 10kA fault current at the range. And that shit has happened. Service equipment, rated 10kA, blew on a hard range fault.
I remember reading some caution they sent out about that.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 01:59 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 20, 2016 02:02 AM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 20, 2016 01:42 AM (jxw6R)
yep. tuck your shirt in nancy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 02:03 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 20, 2016 02:02 AM (6Ll1u)
I helped my neighbor lift an Ingersoll-Rand compressor pump, and an 11 Horse Kohler engine to their places atop the compressor tank. Some heavy iron, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 02:04 AM (MiBfH)
I've been out of the game too long to have kept up. Arc-fault was just becoming a thing when I got out of it.
Basically, in just about every way, I'm stuck in the '90s. If I was going to wire a new house now, I'd have to do a bunch of reading of the latest shit. Well, the last thing I did was rig a new little service for a buddy, and it passed inspection no problem, but that wasn't residential.
There's nothing I love more than wiring, but this damned arthritis has ended that for real work. I do what's fun when I feel like it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 02:04 AM (DW+jj)
Mistletoe is a parasite,
Everybody take care, And again tomorrow,
We fight the good fight ...
Posted by: Adriane the Composite Material Critic ... at December 20, 2016 02:07 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 02:08 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 02:09 AM (cPsPa)
Almost on the Atlantic ocean. Virginia.
Arc faults are supposed to be the next thing, last I heard. Instead of $3 per breaker, you will be required to use $30 breakers.
And don't change a light bulb with the switch in the on position, or you'll have to reset the breaker...
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 02:11 AM (0g+ZS)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 02:04 AM (DW+jj)
I have a mess of wiring to do here. Some will be "new work", and some will be repairing damaged/stolen wiring in the existing structure.
Can room lighting and convenience outlets be on the same breaker, provided the total load doesn't exceed the breaker rating? Can an outside light be on the same breaker as interior convenience outlets? I know outside outlets, and there will be some, should be on GFCI's. I will probably want to have those outlets switched from inside the house, so roaches cannot steal power when I am away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 02:14 AM (MiBfH)
An oven (double or not) would be a 40 or 50 amp circuit. Any respectable guy runs 6 and puts it on a 50 amp breaker.
Publius, any truth to the rumor that ALL home breakers will be required to be arc fault next year?
Bedrooms require it here, last time I dealt with the code nazis.
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 01:56 AM (0g+ZS)
I'm of two minds about code nazis. Title 24, the bullshit "non-incandescent on first switch" thing, is psychedelic screaming crap.
On the other hand, I experienced the 6.9 Loma Prieta earthquake of 1989, which caused 63 [42 of which on the "Cypress Structure" of I-880, where I'd cringed while driving earlier] deaths and 3,757 injuries. In 2003, a 6.6 earthquake hit the city of Bam, Iran, causing >26271 deaths and >30000 injuries.
I would attribute the three orders of magnitude difference in death rate from a lesser earthquake largely to building codes.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 02:14 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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I have developed the strength to stay in the room when my dog farts.
I no longer have to go sleep on the couch.
I consider this a Herculean effort some days...
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 02:15 AM (0g+ZS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2016 02:09 AM (cPsPa)
Nope.
They are free men/women, their debt to society deemed to be paid in full.
see Marc Rich.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at December 20, 2016 02:16 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 02:16 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 20, 2016 02:16 AM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 02:21 AM (a62hT)
Sure, lights & receptacles can be on the same circuit. And sure, indoor/outdoor doesn't matter one bit.
A good rule of thumb is 10 devices per circuit (that's on the way safe side).
Recetacles, switches, lights, fans, etc count as a device. It's your house - one room per circuit, even if it's only 5 receptacles, one switch & 1 ceiling light - will be overkill that'll make you happy. Easy to isolate a room, too.
Wire everything with 12ga & 20 amp breakers just to go overboard.
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 02:24 AM (0g+ZS)
So, when the state/local adopts the 2014 NEC, that will be required.
I'm also not too up on the latest technology, and I'm looking. The earliest ones couldn't detect a series arc -- well, it was all involved, but the newer technology does attempt to detect an arc's "signature" (an arc does have a reliable signature in the current waveform.
A brief arc, such as plugging or unpluggin something under load is not supposed to trip them, per the standards. So briefly screwing a light bulb in shouldn't do it, unless you take your time doing it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 02:25 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 20, 2016 02:27 AM (6Ll1u)
Sure, lights & receptacles can be on the same circuit. And sure, indoor/outdoor doesn't matter one bit.
A good rule of thumb is 10 devices per circuit (that's on the way safe side).
Recetacles, switches, lights, fans, etc count as a device. It's your house - one room per circuit, even if it's only 5 receptacles, one switch & 1 ceiling light - will be overkill that'll make you happy. Easy to isolate a room, too.
Wire everything with 12ga & 20 amp breakers just to go overboard.
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 02:24 AM (0g+ZS)
Copper is cheap, and labor is expensive.....but there are exceptions.
I'm going to switch trades because it's easier to illustrate....the hot water supply line to the laundry room should be tiny.....because that will have it get hot faster. If it's a 1" line, it could take 3 gallons before you're drawing from hot water, and the clothes washer will already be almost full.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 02:28 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 02:36 AM (CRotO)
Meh. Almost Columbo'clock anyway. Looks like another Robert Culp episode...
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 02:36 AM (0g+ZS)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 02:37 AM (CRotO)
However, and this was something my boss at the time like to do, and I got to liking it, was to keep lights and recepts on different circuits. THe reason was to make lighting circuits 15A, with #14 wire. You don't really notice voltage drop on lights if it's not too bad, and doing wads of multi-gang switch setups with 3- and 4-way is much easier with #14 wire than #12.
Now loading. Figure about "180VA" per "outlet". Now, continuous load can be only 80% of the branch circuit rating (with some additional complexity and all that, but you'd have to go on for pages). Note, that 80% of 20A is 16A and 80% of 15A is 12A.
So max continuous load is 12A on a 15A circuit, and 16A on a 20A circuit. 12*120/180 = 8 and 16*120/180 = 10.67
So that's a max of 8 "outlets" on a 15A circuit and 10 on a 20A circuit.
That's how I did it. I put 8 lights per 15 "lighting circuit" and 10 receptacle per 20A "receptacle" circuit. On the plans, I'd divide them up, them walk through and see if there was anything in the way of that by way how we'd have to bore holes and pull wire. That would sometimes change things.
Now, the exception was flood light circuits, which were long, usually, and people would generally put a shit ton of wattage on those things. That was #12 and it's own circuit, and maybe two if there were a shit ton of them specified.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 02:39 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 02:40 AM (0g+ZS)
Recetacles, switches, lights, fans, etc count as a device. It's your house - one room per circuit, even if it's only 5 receptacles, one switch & 1 ceiling light - will be overkill that'll make you happy. Easy to isolate a room, too.
Wire everything with 12ga & 20 amp breakers just to go overboard.
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 02:24 AM (0g+ZS)
Thanks. That helps. I will also be using 240 volt electric baseboard heaters. One each for the two bedrooms, likely three in the trailer, circa 600 square feet, and maybe two in the front room that's about 12X22. Bathrooms likely will get wall-mount fan heaters. No central air, no central heat. Probably a dedicated 20 amp outlet or two in each living space for window-mount air conditioners.
Heh. Maybe I should opt for 120 volt baseboard heaters, and put the dedicated A/C receptacle on the same circuit. Not like they would ever be used together...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 02:41 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 02:44 AM (CRotO)
Today would have been my 26th wedding anniversary, if I were still married...heh.
God, I hate this time of year.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 02:48 AM (CRotO)
Now, the exception was flood light circuits, which were long, usually, and people would generally put a shit ton of wattage on those things. That was #12 and it's own circuit, and maybe two if there were a shit ton of them specified.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 02:39 AM (DW+jj)
That makes sense to me, and in this house, the lighting and outlets can be quite physically remote. One advantage would be, if I accidentally overload a circuit, and pop the breaker, the room isn't plunged into darkness.
My security lights are already wired. I could get by with three lighting circuits: east bedroom plus front room plus one bath plus two small outside porch lights - six lights, maybe seven. West bedroom plus bath plus "hall" light, 5 lamps. Trailer section would have one lighting circuit. Garage would be the fourth. It's going to get a hundred-amp sub-panel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 02:49 AM (MiBfH)
Stick with the 220 heaters. Efficiency being the reason. I can't see you using them much, but the cost of materials should be almost equaL (a roll of 12/2 & a few beeakers). Your first electric bill alone should pay for any difference in thermostats & breakers.
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 02:50 AM (0g+ZS)
Today would have been my 26th wedding anniversary, if I were still married...heh.
God, I hate this time of year.
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 02:48 AM (CRotO)
{{{{SMFH}}}} *runs away*
Posted by: cthulhu at December 20, 2016 02:55 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH - be glad when this f'ing year is over at December 20, 2016 02:56 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Chi at December 20, 2016 02:50 AM (0g+ZS)
Yeah, I know 220 is more efficient. I will just run separate 20 amp 120 volt lines for likely A/C outlets. Fortunately, the layout is such that one such outlet in each room will be within reach of any window likely to get an A/C unit. Trailer section, I'm not sure about. Only the ends are exposed, and no room for window air in either end. I have one old RV roof air unit. Maybe mount that above the kitchen, and rig ducts to bring air to/from the condenser coils?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 03:01 AM (MiBfH)
Here's a little quick and dirty calculation to show you how it goes. Losses goes as I^2*R, where R is the resistance of the wiring. Now, hold R fixed. For a given load power P, the load current goes as I = P/V. Plug that in.
Losses = P*R/V^2. Your loss is inverse to the *square* of the operating voltage. Double the voltage, the loss goes down by a factor of four.
Now, to get fancy, you can say, with higher voltage, we can use less wire, and ask what are acceptable voltage drops and all that. When you do, you'll reproduce things they've known for over 100 years. :-)
Now, with power companies, the longer a run, the more load you pick up.
A rule of thumb for distribution is "1kV per mile". Note that with power lines coming from a substation, you have a circle and the larger the radius, the area is going as the square.
But it works out to 1kV per mile of actual distribution line. And that pretty much holds. Which voltage line to line or line to neutral(ground). Well, if you balance it, it's the former.
And so you can get a higher effective voltage with a 3-phase system than the line to ground voltage you have to insulate against. To a point and if done right.
When you've got 480V available, you'd be amazed at the size of motors you can run off even #12 circuits.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 03:03 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 03:04 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Infidel at December 20, 2016 03:05 AM (a62hT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 20, 2016 03:07 AM (6Ll1u)
When you've got 480V available ...
Will equiment designed to run off of 460V run on 480? Some/most 208V electric motors will run cooler on 220V.
How big a deal is it to get 480V to a home?
Posted by: Arbalest at December 20, 2016 03:07 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 03:03 AM (DW+jj)
Oh yeah. I'm up on Ohm's Law, and the formula for power loss. My rural line back in Alberta is 15 kV, one-wire, with ground return. Single-phase, of course. I have a transformer on my pole to step it down to 240 volts for the house and outbuildings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2016 03:08 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 20, 2016 03:16 AM (rH4JY)
A BFD. 3-phase distribution would be needed, and the requirements for a 480V service are more strict than a regular residential service. The equipment has to be rated for the higher voltage, and they don't make cheap residential stuff at that voltage. It's much more expensive.
You could do it. But believe me, it would be quite difficult. You'd need to step it down with your own transformers to get any 120V at all, because they don't make 277V volt household stuff you plug in the wall.
Now, about voltages, 440 vs 460V vs 480V which is the same as 220 vs 230V vs 240V, aka 110 vs 115 vs 120.
Note all voltages are a multiple of some base, which is either 110, 115, or 120V. Even the high voltage up in kV are based on these multiples. You get either an integral mulitple, or one involving the square root of three, which comes from the three-phase relations.
The standard base that motors are based on is 115V. Now, a standard rule for induction motors (and most of them) is the voltage range can be +/-10%. That is, a motor meeting NEMA (in the US) standards will run correctly and deliver rated output without overheating if the terminal voltage is within 10% of the nameplate rated voltage.
For 230V (or 460V, times 2), that is 207V - 257V.
Now, for a standard type (and this changed with high efficiency motors) a "sweet spot" on the motor's curve was +5%. A motor would draw the least running current for a given load (well, near full load) at about +5%. Note that is about 240V for a 230V rated motor.
Now, most supply systems used the 120V as the base.
So, the loads are designed for 115V base, and the supply is designed for 120V base. This gives you voltage drop room. And a nice sweet spot for you motors, if you don't have too much drop.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 03:18 AM (DW+jj)
You actually want a little lower than rated voltage for incadescent lights! So they are rated 120V to match the standard supply base. And a trick is to use 130V rated bulbs. THey'll be dimmer looking, but they last so much longer.
They also mandated higher efficiency well before they banned 100W. This meant the filament had to run at a higher temperature. This was like a lower rated filament being run at a higher voltage. On purpose. The efficiency in terms of lumens per watt goes up with voltage. It gets brighter and whiter. But the life drops dramatically.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 03:23 AM (DW+jj)
Now, for that reason they make 200V rated motors (note 200V is the square root of three times 115V). This is the proper 115V base voltage multiplier.
You can get away with it, and people do as long as your motor is not at full load.
And you'll note small motors starting across the line don't jerk as much when you have a 230V motor running on 208V. But at full load, you're pushing it.
I wired my shop for 3-phase back in the late 90s. 208Y/120V. I wanted a high-leg, but Duke wouldn't run those anymore without some special circumstance. DIdn't like 'em at all.
So, I used some booster transformers to get 240V for those single phase 230V motors I had a bunch of. And since I had it, the new three-phase stuff I got 230V motors there as well. Since I had it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 03:29 AM (DW+jj)
The standard distribution voltages that Duke uses here are
12,470Y/7200V and twice that 25Y/14.4kV. 7200V phase to ground and 12, 470V phase-to-phase. You can tell the difference easily as the insulators are twice as big. On ends, they use a type called "bells". They use about twice as many "bells" on the 14.4kV circuits.
They use the latter out in the deep country, and the lower closer to town. Now, there are other voltages used in the cities, especially for some older underground stuff, but for pole wiring, it's usually one of those two.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 03:34 AM (DW+jj)
The oddball 12.5kV comes from the square root of three, which is inherent to 3-phase. You make the phase to ground an integral multiple, and you get the oddball phase to phase. And vice versa.
480V are either 3-wire deltas or wyes, 480Y/277V. The integral multiple is the phase to phase, 4*120V and the oddball is the phase to neutral, 277V.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 20, 2016 03:37 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: publius
"wyes"
Hmm hmm.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2016 03:46 AM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2016 03:47 AM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 04:04 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 04:19 AM (d76uN)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2016 04:34 AM (5sOEp)
and a reason i leave the ONT when day walkers appear.
hasta, y'all.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2016 04:35 AM (JKi7U)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 04:43 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at December 20, 2016 04:48 AM (+kwUl)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 04:49 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Bill
How far of a drive is it to Vics house for you Bill?
Bill: Not far enough
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 04:54 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 04:57 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Julius Caesaw at December 20, 2016 04:58 AM (rH4JY)
If I had some snow on Christmas and only that day in a year I would be happy.
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2016 05:00 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Skip
I don't mind it as much now that I'm retired. It's not like I have to go out at a usual time.
Saying that, my wifes friend will need some surgery at a hospital that is about an hour away and, of course, closer to Chicago.
I just know I'm going to be driving her to and from.
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 05:04 AM (8ikIW)
The Girls want real Snow. We haven't had enough to make a decent Snowman yet.
Send it our way.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 05:04 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 05:06 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2016 05:35 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 05:45 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at December 20, 2016 05:50 AM (+kwUl)
That's a horrible thing to do to your designer wife. Your designer kid may not like it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 05:52 AM (d76uN)
Hang her by her feet from a lamppost. It'll help to drain the devil juice out of her.
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 05:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 05:54 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 20, 2016 05:56 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2016 05:59 AM (42Mgr)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 06:03 AM (d76uN)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2016 06:04 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 06:04 AM (d76uN)
As it is though, I hate shoveling and Kurt has a seizure if I ask him to do it.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's Wife at December 20, 2016 06:06 AM (BKV7y)
Rumpel Minz
Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2016 06:06 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 06:07 AM (BKV7y)
Posted by: MTF at December 20, 2016 06:09 AM (BKV7y)
Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2016 06:09 AM (1BQGO)
I guess I am speaking of the broader category of "mixed drinks."
Aside from a very few....they are best with a hint of sweetness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2016 06:09 AM (42Mgr)
Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2016 06:09 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2016 06:11 AM (42Mgr)
Posted by: MTF"
What are you talking about? She is probably already out for her morning woods walk, chatting up the early morning joggers.
Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2016 06:11 AM (1BQGO)
After the last few days this is flip-flops and running shorts weather. But not OM book thread's knit shorts. -- shudder --
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2016 06:12 AM (u82oZ)
I had a crappy Manhattan last night. But the bartender was smoking hot, so there's that.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2016 06:13 AM (42Mgr)
>>> Awful.
Sip it straight and don't adulterate it with other liquors.
It was the toast of choice here last night. Mrs fluffy was genuinely stressed about the electoral college noise.
Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2016 06:16 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 06:17 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:19 AM (mpXpK)
There was, as you say, a lot of noise, but not much action.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2016 06:20 AM (42Mgr)
Do you think Putin will do anything other than low-level stuff?
They already have proxies fighting each otther in Syria. What more can they do without crossing the line into stupid?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2016 06:22 AM (42Mgr)
http://tinyurl.com/z6jz8zg
Posted by: TFG, Emperor Of The First Tee at December 20, 2016 06:22 AM (BKV7y)
Still no hint of what might have cases that German truck to lose control?
I'm sure some crack reporter will eventually get to the bottom of it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 20, 2016 06:23 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2016 06:23 AM (jw2Xw)
#winning
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 06:23 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2016 06:25 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2016 06:26 AM (42Mgr)
Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2016 06:26 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 06:27 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2016 06:27 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: fluffy at December 20, 2016 06:27 AM (jw2Xw)
It could have been worse.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 20, 2016 06:30 AM (d76uN)
Oblabla is there now. Maybe he wandered off the golf course and did it for a prank
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 06:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Gem at December 20, 2016 06:31 AM (uaHyk)
There sure are a lot of shenanigans in Turkey recently. If only we had outfits in the US Government that could find out what is going on behind the facade. If only ..
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2016 06:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2016 06:38 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Infidel
I did until they decided - on the day Trump won the GOP nomination - to oh-so-coincidentally post a picture of a Klan rally.
Fuck that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2016 06:41 AM (X6fMO)
My wife used to love a Tequila Sunrise.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2016 06:19 AM (mpXpK)
________________________
Yes, Paolo knows...
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Posted by: Janir at December 20, 2016 11:07 AM (Lk5qN)
What a crock of shit, Vlad.
In that case, let's get rid of all traffic lights and stop signs.
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