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The Unbearable Unbearableness of the Adult Baby Left

Noemie Emery notes you've seen all their coordinated group emoting rituals before.


A month after the surprise election of Donald Trump in November (surprising to noone more than to Trump and Clinton), the losers are still working through the stages of anguish in ways that seem strange to many observers but of which they appear oddly proud.

"Oddly proud" is exactly right. Rather than be ashamed of this unhinged, lunatic hyperemotionalism, they are oddly proud of it -- their Sadz and Feelz signal that they are of the bien pensant class.

Not only do they brag of the length and intensity of their bouts of sobbing -- "crying as if someone died" was a common description -- but, as New York magazine reported days later, professional women all over the country are making a brave stand to protest Trump's election by doing hideous things to their hair. Because "the election results felt like an attack on minorities, women, and marginalized people in general," a "vegan chef" cut her hair off to send Trump a "message." Others like her got buzz cuts, flat tops or tossed out their extensions, and went platinum, or black.

Unfortunately, there was not a chance in the world that this message would reach Trump, or that he would care if he got it, but somehow the logic of making themselves ugly in the interests of spiting a well-know connoisseur of feminine pulchritude just seemed the right thing to do.

"I don't know if it's that their right to choose could be in jeopardy, or that the glass ceiling is still there, but I'm seeing [a difference]" said one salon owner, who was making a fortune out of their wish to be hideous, and that was just the beginning of what Trump had done. ''My Libido: The First Casualty of Trump's Election," ran another lament in the same publication, and the Washington Post only days later took up the same theme: "Trump's election stole my desire to look for a partner," wrote one female blogger. "Once it was clear that Donald Trump would be president instead of Hillary Clinton, I felt sick to my stomach ... That urge to cling to my family while keeping our foundation strong didn't mesh well with continuing to date the man I'd been seeing ... I'm not the optimistic person I was on the morning of Nov. 8, wearing a T-shirt with 'Nasty Woman' written inside a red heart."

Read the rest -- she notes the left went into a similar conniption of Conspicuous Grieving after John Kerry's 2004 loss to Bush.

Posted by: Ace at 08:19 PM




Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2016 08:15 PM (ohWrE)

2 I'll get the others

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2016 08:15 PM (ohWrE)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2016 08:16 PM (ohWrE)

4 Ace put the hyper in hyperlink.

Posted by: mx4 at December 14, 2016 08:16 PM (PAy8U)

5 It's Bloodless!

Posted by: Keef Obleron at December 14, 2016 08:16 PM (PJmyj)

6 My God, it's full of link!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2016 08:17 PM (IqV8l)

7 T10

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2016 08:17 PM (Sfs6o)

8 Holy shit ace has been hacked by Russians.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 14, 2016 08:17 PM (yTnCT)

9 I'm seeing red over this!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 14, 2016 08:17 PM (qJhUV)

10 I laugh.
Then I laugh some more.
And sometimes inpoint when I laugh.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2016 08:17 PM (0tfLf)

11 Geez I think the Russians just spilled red ink over the whole post.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 14, 2016 08:17 PM (ITucM)

12 My God, it's full of link!

Posted by: wytshus at December 14, 2016 08:18 PM (EVi2J)

13 They are oddly proud that they are not flyover folk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2016 08:18 PM (IqV8l)

14 Dammit, all the good ones are taken already.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2016 08:18 PM (92kX2)

15 Dammit.....

Posted by: wytshus at December 14, 2016 08:18 PM (EVi2J)

16 The Reds have hacked the HQ!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:19 PM (Nwg0u)

17 Hit the tip jar! Ace o' Spades is in the red!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 14, 2016 08:19 PM (BXC+l)

18 If only these women would go all Ellen James Society instead of cutting their hair.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2016 08:19 PM (/tuJf)

19 REDS ! REDS!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C)

20 I commented on this right after the election when the snowflakes were proudly posting videos of themselves crying hysterically and freaking out on social media and youtube.

They should have been ashamed, yet they were proud of their childish behavior.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 14, 2016 08:19 PM (+eR2D)

21 Whoa, hey there LINK, tell me about your GAINZZZ.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2016 08:19 PM (JBggj)

22 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 14, 2016 08:20 PM (XfJV2)

23 ain't exactly Lysistrata

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 14, 2016 08:20 PM (U0lQa)

24 an American remake, I highly recommend it: "Internal Affairs"

-
The Bill Clinton biography is Eternal Affairs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:20 PM (Nwg0u)

25 This is what it looks like when Politics is your religion. Its sad and a little frightening.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2016 08:20 PM (pY+s4)

26 But seriously, does anything epitomize this more than that stupid fucking safety pin bullshit?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 14, 2016 08:21 PM (+eR2D)

27 More Link than Zelda.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 14, 2016 08:21 PM (x3uSY)

28 Previously, on "These People Are Fucked In The Head"...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 14, 2016 08:21 PM (qJhUV)

29 This is bullshit.

It's a "trend" because some 23 year old reporter's BFF knows someone who did it. In the 6 weeks since election day I've been in more office buildings than I can count all over the country. And I have yet to encounter anyone described here.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2016 08:21 PM (1JAxC)

30 Red Text, standing by...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:21 PM (8ZskC)

31 Democrats: the party of Emotional Young Girls Having their First Period.

/sigh. I totally need to trademark that.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 14, 2016 08:21 PM (U1LDk)

32 i'm not trying to hurt the feelings of any of you who enjoy coloring....but honestly......coloring?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at December 14, 2016 08:21 PM (0O7c5)

33 Hillary Clinton will never be the President.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 08:21 PM (0OG8D)

34 So these women aren't dating anymore?



My God, it's full of dodged bullets......


and win.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (qUNWi)

35 But seriously, does anything epitomize this more than that stupid fucking safety pin bullshit?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 14, 2016 08:21 PM (+eR2D)

======

It's Diaper pin. Diaper pin.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (L+dg+)

36 Red Foxx, standing by...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (8ZskC)

37 I hope they keep it up because I don't think I will ever get tired of their suffering.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (Sfs6o)

38 What a coincidence, my new line is called Sackcloth and Ashes.

Posted by: Michael Kors at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (hJamr)

39 "- but, as New York magazine reported days later, ***professional*** women all over the country are making a brave stand to protest Trump's election by doing hideous things to their hair. Because "the election results felt like an attack on minorities, women, and marginalized people in general," a ***"vegan chef"*** cut her hair off to send Trump a "message." Others like her got buzz cuts, flat tops or tossed out their extensions, and went platinum, or black."

Uhm yeah....VEGAN CHEF is not a professional.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (1JAxC)

40 Old and busted: John Birch Society

New hotness: Joan Bitch Society

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (Nwg0u)

41

I will not be satisfied until they hold a Drum-Circle.

It's the ultimate symbol of the fecklessness and meaningless symbolism of their God-forsaken politireligion.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (zu88C)

42 19
REDS ! REDS!


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C)

RUSSIANS

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (NbJXF)

43 But seriously, does anything epitomize this more than that stupid fucking safety pin bullshit?


They couldn't figure out how to make a binky stay on the shirt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:23 PM (8ZskC)

44 Red Green, standing by.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 08:23 PM (zu88C)

45 So, do the bared breasts come before the hair chopping, or after?

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2016 08:23 PM (JBggj)

46 They sell these fake nipple thing called pacifiers, every lib should have one.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2016 08:23 PM (qvRrv)

47 Crying, cutting off their hair (as if anyone gives a shit), stopping looking for a meal ticket partner (ditto) ...

The 19th Amendment. I dunno ... wasn't some of the opposition based on emotional instability? Wow, was that opposition off base, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

48 ...that is best in life!

Posted by: Advo at December 14, 2016 08:23 PM (rfIyI)

49 oops

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:24 PM (SRKgf)

50 VEGAN CHEF is not a professional.

-
I think they call those salad bar refilling engineers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:24 PM (Nwg0u)

51 Isn't this all just a little too close to public demonstrations of sadness by N Korean citizens during the Kim Jong-Il funeral procession?

It's self-motivated, but it's still a competition to show how more loyal than thou these people are to the cause.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2016 08:24 PM (NOIQH)

52 Red Green, standing by... with the duct tape

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 14, 2016 08:24 PM (BXC+l)

53 I will not be satisfied until they hold a Drum-Circle.

It's the ultimate symbol of the fecklessness and meaningless symbolism of their God-forsaken politireligion.
--

Personally, I'm waiting for the Giant Puppet Heads.

Real rage cannot be expressed without Giant Puppet Heads.

And "performance art."

Where is the performance art in protest?

/cutting your hair 'cuz u r bummed is not art

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 14, 2016 08:24 PM (U1LDk)

54 46 They sell these fake nipple thing called pacifiers, every lib should have one.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2016 08:23 PM (qvRrv)



And the Woobie Party is born!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:24 PM (SRKgf)

55 *narrows eyes toward Guevara*

Posted by: The Barrel at December 14, 2016 08:24 PM (mgbwf)

56 In addition to Voter ID, maybe we need mental health screening as well.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2016 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

57 Cut off their hair? Kinda like Frenchmen shaved the heads of female collaborators with the Nazis?

Works for me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:25 PM (SRKgf)

58 55 *narrows eyes toward Guevara*
Posted by: The Barrel at December 14, 2016 08:24 PM (mgbwf)


Not to worry. I practice safe commenting.

Fortunately.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:25 PM (SRKgf)

59 My God it's full of link!

Posted by: Amy Schumar at December 14, 2016 08:25 PM (k5A/w)

60 Generally speaking nobody in my circle of peeps is talking about the election anymore. For a few days libs I knew were angry. But they've moved on. I'm sure they're still pissed and will be for 4 years. Hell I was pissed during the entire 8 years of Obama. But life went on.

All these stories we hear are of the insane liberals who desperately seek attention. Are there women who shaved their head? Sure. Do they represent more than 0.001% of the population? Fuck no.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2016 08:25 PM (1JAxC)

61 What's with all the gray ?

Posted by: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Color Blind Reindeer at December 14, 2016 08:26 PM (zu88C)

62 It's self-motivated, but it's still a competition to show how more loyal than thou these people are to the cause.
xxx

This is all for you Damien! I mean Hillary!

[splat!]

Posted by: Damien's, I mean Hillary's, Nanny, Jumping off the Balcony at December 14, 2016 08:26 PM (U1LDk)

63 its so linky

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 14, 2016 08:26 PM (WGxp4)

64 politireligion


Poligion mebbe. Religics?

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 08:26 PM (qUNWi)

65 The ones we laugh at are just cannon fodder for the serious commies.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Long time resident of the Gulf Coast and an experienced Observer of Mankind at December 14, 2016 08:26 PM (0F67M)

66 The more moderate leftard women are just shaving their pubic region.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:26 PM (8ZskC)

67 #54: And their mascot can be C-3PO. "Let the Woobie win!"

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 08:26 PM (0OG8D)

68 o hey can we post that crying for the trees video and dub in I'm crying for the Hillary

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 14, 2016 08:27 PM (U0lQa)

69 Sometimes Christ speaks through ace.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 14, 2016 08:27 PM (OwdyX)

70 Open hyperlink in the post. #RussiaHackedMe

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 08:27 PM (z/Ubi)

71 but, as New York magazine reported days later, ***professional*** women all over the country are making a brave stand to protest Trump's election by doing hideous things to their hair. Because "the election results felt like an attack on minorities, women, and marginalized people in general," a ***"vegan chef"*** cut her hair off to send Trump a "message." Others like her got buzz cuts, flat tops or tossed out their extensions, and went platinum, or black."


They act as though someone, somewhere, will actually give a shit.

Pro tip: don't like over here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:27 PM (SRKgf)

72 My dingbat M-I-L attended a drum circle - and didn't particularly appreciate my snickering and shaking my head at the news.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2016 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)

73 has anybody seen anybody do this?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 14, 2016 08:28 PM (U0lQa)

74 SMOD's popularity was unaffected by the election, though there was a shift change in the fans.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2016 08:28 PM (oZEJt)

75 66 The more moderate leftard women are just shaving their pubic region.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:26 PM (8ZskC)

___

I literally LOLed

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2016 08:28 PM (1JAxC)

76 66 The more moderate leftard women are just shaving their pubic region.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:26 PM (8ZskC)



The thing I can't figure out is how Brazilian women knew years ago that Trump would win.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:28 PM (SRKgf)

77 professional women all over the country are making a brave stand to protest Trump's election by doing hideous things to their hair.
***************************

My pool of dating prospects is getting smaller by the day.

Is there no sane girl left who can MAKE MY PANTS GREAT AGAIN?

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 14, 2016 08:29 PM (e4QWB)

78 I've been in a drum circle, but it was just drumming. No emoting, Brah.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Long time resident of the Gulf Coast and an experienced Observer of Mankind at December 14, 2016 08:29 PM (0F67M)

79 Bigby- the late night radio guys here play that a lot and it never gets old.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2016 08:29 PM (qvRrv)

80 >>> o hey can we post that crying for the trees video and dub in I'm crying for the Hillary

Has Hitler found out about the election?

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2016 08:29 PM (jw2Xw)

81 Pro tip: don't like over here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:27 PM (SRKgf)



like --> look

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:29 PM (SRKgf)

82 politireligion


Poligion mebbe. Religics?

-
Hitler called it Realpolitik.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:29 PM (Nwg0u)

83 i mean its funny and all but i think just playing into expectations and smells like Fake News

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 14, 2016 08:29 PM (U0lQa)

84 I've been in a drum circle, but it was just drumming. No emoting, Brah.


I'm thinking about starting a kazoo circle. Interested?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:30 PM (8ZskC)

85 The thing I can't figure out is how Brazilian women knew years ago that Trump would win.

It's amazing.





How zeros in a brazilian anyway?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Long time resident of the Gulf Coast and an experienced Observer of Mankind at December 14, 2016 08:30 PM (0F67M)

86 The last stage of grief often ends with spending a weekend working through a circle maze.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2016 08:30 PM (JBggj)

87 "- but, as New York magazine reported days later, ***professional***
women all over the country are making a brave stand to protest Trump's
election by doing hideous things to their hair.

The most pathetic thing about this is that they'd think that anyone else besides them would actually fucking care. If these chicks set themselves on fire, I wouldn't fucking care.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 14, 2016 08:30 PM (qJhUV)

88 The Redcoats are coming!

Posted by: Paul Revere at December 14, 2016 08:30 PM (8zL5i)

89 One of the cultural touchstones for the social justice warriors was the play Hair. Only it wasn't about cutting their hair, it was about growing it long to stick it to the man.

Now they are cutting their hair to stick it to the man.

I'm beginning to think we aren't dealing with serious people.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2016 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

90 >>> I'm thinking about starting a kazoo circle. Interested?

Will it be concentric with a banjo circle?

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2016 08:31 PM (jw2Xw)

91 My dingbat M-I-L attended a drum circle - and didn't particularly appreciate my snickering and shaking my head at the news.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2016 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)



Drum circle is a circle jerk, but with drums. Amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)

92 >>Old and busted: John Birch Society


New hotness: Joan Bitch Society


New hotness: Ellen James Society

Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2016 08:31 PM (NOIQH)

93 I had great hands.

Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at December 14, 2016 08:31 PM (0F67M)

94
I'm beginning to think we aren't dealing with serious people

++++

dude, do you even Hamilton?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 14, 2016 08:32 PM (U0lQa)

95 I'm thinking about starting a kazoo circle. Interested?

Will it be concentric with a banjo circle?



It's a lot like a banjo circle.

But with kazoos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:32 PM (8ZskC)

96 Nice. Two Garps in a row.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2016 08:33 PM (0F67M)

97 Don't these people who supposedly care for other people care that my Schadenboner is getting no rest at all!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 14, 2016 08:33 PM (AGr9E)

98 35 But seriously, does anything epitomize this more than that stupid fucking safety pin bullshit?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 14, 2016 08:21 PM (+eR2D)

======

It's Diaper pin. Diaper pin.
Posted by: Flyboy



LeBron James is wearing one now. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2016 08:33 PM (pY+s4)

99 The outlook is rosy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 08:33 PM (MiBfH)

100 I'm thinking about starting a kazoo circle.

===

That will create quite a buzz.

Posted by: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Color Blind Reindeer at December 14, 2016 08:34 PM (zu88C)

101 66 The more moderate leftard women are just shaving their pubic region.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:26 PM (8ZskC)



But just the right half.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

102 Read the rest -- she notes the left went into a similar conniption of Conspicuous Grieving after John Kerry's 2004 loss to Bush.
----------------------

So, manifestly psychotic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 08:35 PM (ZO497)

103
How zeros in a brazilian anyway?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Long time resident of the Gulf Coast and an experienced Observer of Mankind at December 14, 2016 08:30 PM (0F67M)


I'm not getting my weekly Brazilian to protest Trump!

Posted by: Lib gay guy at December 14, 2016 08:35 PM (AGr9E)

104 They also think rioting and destroying things in their own neighborhoods makes a point .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 14, 2016 08:35 PM (IDPbH)

105 It's not enough. It's been eight years of hell. The SOBs been going through traditional America like a chainsaw through balsa.

If for the next eight years they go to bed and awake vomiting it would not be enough punishment for them.

Posted by: gNewt at December 14, 2016 08:35 PM (MSiSP)

106 /Christmas sock...stocking?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 08:35 PM (zu88C)

107 71 but, as New York magazine reported days later, ***professional*** women all over the country are making a brave stand to protest Trump's election by doing hideous things to their hair. Because "the election results felt like an attack on minorities, women, and marginalized people in general," a ***"vegan chef"*** cut her hair off to send Trump a "message." Others like her got buzz cuts, flat tops or tossed out their extensions, and went platinum, or black."


They act as though someone, somewhere, will actually give a shit.

Pro tip: don't like over here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:27 PM (SRKgf)



You ever notice that these New York papers/magazines always claim that there is some new trend sweeping the country? Now its extreme hair cutting to protest Trump. They've also claimed that eating insects was sweeping the nation. And let's not forget my favorite that ace even linked here once bridal parties doing photoshoots in their underwear.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 08:35 PM (z/Ubi)

108 I'm sending a message. The message is that I am stealing oxygen that's not rightfully mine.

Posted by: Vegan Chef at December 14, 2016 08:36 PM (Tyii7)

109 if Anna Wintour did hideous shit to her hair, how would you know

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 14, 2016 08:36 PM (U0lQa)

110 What, these professional women have never heard of cutting themselves? It's worked for emos for decades.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:36 PM (8ZskC)

111 Others like her got buzz cuts, flat tops or tossed out their extensions, and went platinum, or black.


Lots and lots of flannel.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2016 08:36 PM (0F67M)

112 Uhm yeah....VEGAN CHEF is not a professional.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (1JAxC)

Here on Vega, you have to have a Ph.D. in Culinary Science, before we let you pick up a spatula.

Posted by: Gray Alien at December 14, 2016 08:36 PM (MiBfH)

113 >>my favorite that ace even linked here once bridal parties doing photoshoots in their underwear.

I could actually get behind this one.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2016 08:36 PM (/tuJf)

114 Don't blame me -- I voted for the Madonna blow job ...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 14, 2016 08:37 PM (mt8X9)

115 "I am not a victim"
"I love Donald Trump"

Posted by: Jim Brown at December 14, 2016 08:37 PM (MSiSP)

116 >>You ever notice that these New York papers/magazines always claim that there is some new trend sweeping the country?


Botox parties done by ladies who lunch.
Yeah, that was a yuuuuge trend in Kansas, I'm sure....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 14, 2016 08:37 PM (NOIQH)

117 I talk to rocks.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 14, 2016 08:37 PM (OwdyX)

118 Well off to work. I hope nothing 'interesting' happens tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at December 14, 2016 08:37 PM (zLDYs)

119 You ever notice that these New York papers/magazines always claim that there is some new trend sweeping the country?

-
See WZ: Time magazine confirms Trump's victory was based on racism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:37 PM (Nwg0u)

120 You ever notice that these New York papers/magazines always claim that there is some new trend sweeping the country? Now its extreme hair cutting to protest Trump. They've also claimed that eating insects was sweeping the nation. And let's not forget my favorite that ace even linked here once bridal parties doing photoshoots in their underwear.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 08:35 PM (z/Ubi)



There's something in the water in Manhattan, I swear. They'd be better off drinking the water in Flint.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:38 PM (SRKgf)

121 The latest Virtue Signal. But ratty hair is pretty much the norm for a lot of Lefties. A smart cookie could make a bundle selling T-shirts that read "Ask me why my hair looks like Hell!"

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2016 08:38 PM (JBggj)

122 Remember Oxygen bars?



I was so sure that would really take off.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 08:38 PM (qUNWi)

123 Well off to work. I hope nothing 'interesting' happens tonight.

No plans really. Just having 'pizza' later.

Posted by: Jon Podesta at December 14, 2016 08:38 PM (8ZskC)

124 Trend: Something someone in NYC once did and told a reporter friend about.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2016 08:38 PM (1JAxC)

125 I think this is a great idea. Helps to identify a nutcase without actually interacting with them.

I am hoping that they soon move on to marches, while self-flagellating. I might cheer them on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 08:39 PM (ZO497)

126 I think a cool statement would be for all of them to hold their breath until they die.

Posted by: Cannibal bob at December 14, 2016 08:39 PM (AGr9E)

127 everything they do is pointless.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 14, 2016 08:39 PM (U0lQa)

128 See WZ: Time magazine confirms Trump's victory was based on racism.


It wasn't all racism. Only the margin of victory.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:39 PM (8ZskC)

129 See WZ: Time magazine confirms Trump's victory was based on racism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:37 PM (Nwg0u)

=======

Well sure. Cuz Granny Coughs and Falls just screams diversity

Posted by: Flyboy at December 14, 2016 08:39 PM (L+dg+)

130 If these chicks were REALLY serious about protesting Trump, they'd set themselves on fire in front of one of his hotels. C'mon! Protest like you mean it gals!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2016 08:39 PM (pY+s4)

131 my favorite that ace even linked here once bridal parties doing photoshoots in their underwear.



I could actually get behind this one.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2016 08:36 PM (/tuJf)
=================================

I'll have to figure out how to put my wedding album online.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 14, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94)

132 I am hoping that they soon move on to marches, while self-flagellating.

So......San Francisco?

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2016 08:40 PM (LAe3v)

133 I am hoping that they soon move on to marches, while self-flagellating. I might cheer them on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----------

A whole new sect, it would be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 08:40 PM (ZO497)

134 I think this is a great idea. Helps to identify a nutcase without actually interacting with them.

-
So like a COEXIST bumpersticker?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:41 PM (Nwg0u)

135 I burned down my house, the grocery store and pharmacy to protest the fact that I don't have free housing, live in a food desert and have to pay for my condoms. Liblogic.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2016 08:41 PM (qvRrv)

136 "- but, as New York magazine reported days later, ***professional***
women all over the country are making a brave stand to protest Trump's
election by doing hideous things to their hair.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at December 14, 2016 08:41 PM (qJhUV)

137 If these chicks were REALLY serious about protesting Trump, they'd set themselves on fire in front of one of his hotels. C'mon! Protest like you mean it gals!!


Seriously, you're going to let some Buddhist monks show you up like this? What happened to America, dammit!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:41 PM (8ZskC)

138 124 Trend: Something someone in NYC once did and told a reporter friend about.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2016 08:38 PM (1JAxC)


Told a reporter who was desperate for a story, no matter how risible, as his deadline was coming up

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:42 PM (SRKgf)

139 I'm sending a message. I've got a face that only a vegetable could love.

Posted by: Vegan Chef at December 14, 2016 08:42 PM (Tyii7)

140 Cleveland Indians are ditching Chief WaHoo. I guess they're phaising out the hats with the WaHoo logo, and other products to follow.


Come on Cleveland. You were doing so good there.

Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 14, 2016 08:42 PM (dFi94)

141 If these chicks were REALLY serious about protesting Trump, they'd set themselves on fire in front of one of his hotels. C'mon! Protest like you mean it gals!!


What, no love for seppuku?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:42 PM (SRKgf)

142 multipass

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2016 08:43 PM (/tuJf)

143 Gavin McInnes on FBN - Kennedy - on the faithless Electors

" We should tell them that Hillary REALLY might win this , get them all excited and crush them again. "

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 08:43 PM (zu88C)

144 135 I burned down my house, the grocery store and pharmacy to protest the fact that I don't have free housing, live in a food desert and have to pay for my condoms. Liblogic.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2016 08:41 PM (qvRrv)



That one is pretty much confined to Club 85.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:43 PM (SRKgf)

145 They should all sterilize themselves. After all, who would want to give birth to a child in Trump's America? Come on ladies, let's get those tubes tied.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2016 08:43 PM (1JAxC)

146 Told a reporter who was desperate for a story, no matter how risible, as his deadline was coming up

Yup. Say, have you heard about the bedbug diet? It's all the rage in Omaha.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2016 08:43 PM (LAe3v)

147 I'll wager the vegan chef gets a special thrill when she chops up a zucchini.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:43 PM (8ZskC)

148 Come on Cleveland. You were doing so good there.

Everybody succumbs to our incessant gnashing of teeth eventually.

Posted by: Vegan Chef at December 14, 2016 08:44 PM (Tyii7)

149 131 my favorite that ace even linked here once bridal parties doing photoshoots in their underwear.
I could actually get behind this one.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2016 08:36 PM (/tuJf)



You got it, big boy.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 14, 2016 08:44 PM (SRKgf)

150 147 I'll wager the vegan chef gets a special thrill when she chops up a zucchini.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:43 PM (8ZskC)

___

Betcha she drives a Subaru. Just sayin'

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2016 08:44 PM (1JAxC)

151 Cleveland Indians are ditching Chief WaHoo.

-
And so it begins. Again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:44 PM (Nwg0u)

152 Trump's election stole my desire to look for a partner," wrote one female blogger.

I'm sure you were quite the catch, too. Rational, level-headed, practical girl like yourself. Classy, too, every guy wants to hear those sweet words...

"It's not you, honey... it's Donald Trump"

Though I imagine he probably wasn't the type to put together an IKEA bookshelf without spending the night in the emergency room, either.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2016 08:44 PM (8nWyX)

153 At least we aren't getting head tilty "we're sorry" photos.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2016 08:45 PM (39g3+)

154 143 Gavin McInnes on FBN - Kennedy - on the faithless Electors

" We should tell them that Hillary REALLY might win this , get them all excited and crush them again. "
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 08:43 PM (zu88C)

___

I'll need $100M to make it happen.

Posted by: Jill Stein at December 14, 2016 08:45 PM (1JAxC)

155 I accidently stumbled onto MSNBC. What dishonest POS. In fact, I am sure even they know they are a propaganda factory.

Trump skipping his security briefings!
Michael Flynn had internet installed in his office in (Afghanistan) even tho it was forbidden! OMG! Trump made a bad pick!

Have I said I really hate the left, lately?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 14, 2016 08:45 PM (hVdx9)

156 'I've got a face that only a vegetable could love. '


rutabega rutabega rutabega

Posted by: Your Mothers at December 14, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)

157
You got it, big boy.
Posted by: Trigglypuff


Back off, bitch. Now watch me pinch a loaf.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 14, 2016 08:45 PM (LAe3v)

158 1980, 88, 92, 2000, 2004 were all similar, but the earlier it was, the smaller the circles in which this mania went on.

But people have already dug up various mad utterances from each election.

Differences include increasingly trivial MFM (biased the whole time, but more infantile now) and "social media."

Various lefty politicians and journalists and academics have called every Republican Presidential candidate since 1948 a "Nazi" or compared them to Hitler.

Very little of this is new, the volume is just cranked way up (and while the violence volume is not as high as 1968, it's higher than 2000).

The "InfoWars" of 1990 was a socialist professor's classroom.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 14, 2016 08:45 PM (wB8Tg)

159 146 Told a reporter who was desperate for a story, no matter how risible, as his deadline was coming up
Yup. Say, have you heard about the bedbug diet? It's all the rage in Omaha.
Posted by: pep at December 14, 2016 08:43 PM (LAe3v)



Jerking off tarantulas is all the rage in LA now!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:45 PM (SRKgf)

160
You're racist if you didn't vote for the super rich white woman.

(ooooh, and I corrected a homophone before I hit post)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 14, 2016 08:45 PM (ODxAs)

161 126 I think a cool statement would be for all of them to hold their breath until they die.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at December 14, 2016 08:39 PM (AGr9E)

I'll donate duct tape, zip ties and plastic bags to help them out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2016 08:46 PM (voOPb)

162 These women are in the stage that Diane Keaton was in when Woody Allen first kidnapped her in Sleeper. She hated him, thought he was a beast. But later on she saw that she had lived in an oppressive, inhuman regime, and came to appreciate him as her rescuer.

Someday, these women will realize that they have been deluded. They will appreciate being ripped away from that which would destroy them, and rescued by the white knight with the orange toupee.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2016 08:46 PM (rH4JY)

163 That Fucking Guy:

Obama Sends UN's Arms Trade Treaty (ATT) To Senate for Ratification

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 14, 2016 08:46 PM (SkR14)

164 Question: Both Hillary and Trump are White.

How can his victory be based on racism when both candidates are "white?"

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 14, 2016 08:46 PM (PE8W2)

165 153 At least we aren't getting head tilty "we're sorry" photos.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Dang, you're right. I haven't seen the head tilt of compassion in awhile.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2016 08:46 PM (LAe3v)

166 Trump skipping his security briefings!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 14, 2016 08:45 PM (hVdx9)



Didn't the Magic Negro fart off intelligence briefings for something like nine months?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:47 PM (SRKgf)

167 137 If these chicks were REALLY serious about protesting Trump, they'd set themselves on fire in front of one of his hotels. C'mon! Protest like you mean it gals!!


Seriously, you're going to let some Buddhist monks show you up like this? What happened to America, dammit!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:41 PM (8ZskC)


*Puts out jars for gasoline donation*

Posted by: Cannibal bob at December 14, 2016 08:47 PM (AGr9E)

168 Someday, these women will realize that they have been deluded. They will
appreciate being ripped away from that which would destroy them, and
rescued by the white knight with the orange toupee.
========

With a platinum card.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2016 08:47 PM (JBggj)

169 Ah yes 'post-election selection trauma' or PEST I remember that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2016 08:48 PM (39g3+)

170 Cleveland Indians are ditching Chief WaHoo.

Let me be the first. "The Curse of Chief WaHoo"...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 14, 2016 08:48 PM (qJhUV)

171 How can his victory be based on racism when both candidates are "white?"


Because only the TrumpenFuhrer promised to murder all the brown people. Duh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2016 08:48 PM (8ZskC)

172 Trump skipping his security briefings!

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A few months ago they wanted to ban Trump from security briefings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:48 PM (Nwg0u)

173 Didn't the Magic Negro fart off intelligence briefings for something like nine months?

Check boxes.

Posted by: Vegan Chef at December 14, 2016 08:49 PM (Tyii7)

174 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 14, 2016 08:49 PM (KCxzN)

175 Trump's election stole my desire to look for a partner," wrote one female blogger.


Ah, keep looking. I'm sure you'll find just the gal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)

176 It's the filthy Scandi influence that does it...

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at December 14, 2016 08:49 PM (hCdMd)

177
Trump skipping his security briefings!
===

How many times can you hear "Good Morning. The Russians hacked us, sir " before you want to go punch something?


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 08:50 PM (zu88C)

178 Ah, keep looking. I'm sure you'll find just the gal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)


With that kind of heroic emotional stability, she should hold out for a ~professional~

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2016 08:51 PM (8nWyX)

179 /but, as New York magazine reported days later, ***professional***

women all over the country are making a brave stand to protest Trump's

election by doing hideous things to their hair./


oh, I did not know that was a protest, thought it was an accident

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2016 08:51 PM (c6/9Q)

180 Most powerful person in the world per Forbes:
Putin #1,
President e Trump #2,
President Obama #48


http://preview.tinyurl.com/hy6gduk

Posted by: gNewt at December 14, 2016 08:51 PM (MSiSP)

181 I got this thing on my Facebook pafe the day after the election.


So you voted for Trump? What are you going to say to all your black, LGBT, Mexican, Muslim friends now????



I dunno. Same thing I always say. Hi. How are you. You gonna eat that?


Posted by: grammie winger - Let Every Heart Prepare Him Room at December 14, 2016 08:51 PM (dFi94)

182 Others like her got buzz cuts, flat tops or tossed out their extensions, and went platinum, or black.




Lots and lots of flannel.

And they bought Subarus.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 14, 2016 08:51 PM (qJhUV)

183 Trump skipping his security briefings!
===

How many times can you hear "Good Morning. The Russians hacked us, sir " before you want to go punch something?



"Good morning, sir. The biggest security threat to America would be the liberals. All external threats are baby shit by comparison."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:52 PM (SRKgf)

184 I still watch the election night sobbing reactions of the Hillary supporters. I almost feel sorry for that one girl with glasses that looks to her left and right, places her hand to her mouth, and starts crying. You know it's the exact point when she realizes all hope is gone and Hillary will never be president.

Almost feel sorry her. I wonder what her life will be like in the camps?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 08:52 PM (BS8yt)

185 They won't let me have anything sharp in my kitchen.

Posted by: Vegan Chef at December 14, 2016 08:52 PM (Tyii7)

186 Most powerful person in the world per Forbes:
Putin #1,
President e Trump #2,
President Obama #48

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Dr. Phil is #47.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:53 PM (Nwg0u)

187 Others like her got buzz cuts, flat tops or tossed out their extensions, and went platinum, or black.


Once you buzz cut, flat top, or extension-less and went platinum, or black, you never go back

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 08:53 PM (SRKgf)

188 Most powerful person in the world per Forbes:
Putin #1,
President e Trump #2,
President Obama #48
---

hahahaha.

That's got to KILL Bammy.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 14, 2016 08:53 PM (PE8W2)

189 Trump can't be most powerful , he not sworn in and can't screw china bigly, yet.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2016 08:53 PM (c6/9Q)

190 Trump skipping his security briefings!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 14, 2016 08:45 PM (hVdx9)


Didn't the Magic Negro fart off intelligence briefings for something like nine months?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
****
Yup. Plus as someone in the know stated, they can get them in person or read them. Trump has been reading his. Of course MSNBC left out these facts.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 14, 2016 08:53 PM (hVdx9)

191 Jim Brown in da house! Or tower.

Posted by: Afroman at December 14, 2016 08:54 PM (dXUZR)

192

A man looking to blame President-Elect Donald Trump supporters for a hate crime confessed to police that he fabricated an incident involving a racially-charged message, a fire, and a staged abduction.
Vincent Palmer, 27, told local police in Volusia County, Florida that he wrote a message using racial slurs with with “KKK” and “Trump” references taped to his ex-girlfriend’s car just before throwing a brick through the back window–dousing it in gasoline and setting it ablaze, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2016 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

193 Just think, in a few short months, we'll have a full, nine member US Supreme Court again.

I wonder what those crazy girls will do then?

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2016 08:54 PM (JBggj)

194 Takoma Park is a nuclear free zone (they town doesn't have any GM vehicles). Just down the hill has become a barrio. Also the Tick-Tock for all your late night drive thru liquor needs.

Posted by: DaveA at December 14, 2016 08:54 PM (8J/Te)

195 "It's Diaper pin. Diaper pin.

Posted by: Flyboy




LeBron James is wearing one now. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Puddleglum"Remember, all those broke, semi-employed flyover racists should be paying reparations to LeBron. And Kaepenick

Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2016 08:54 PM (NbRJx)

196 Where does one sign up for delivery of the unicorn that is a hot, submissive Russian woman?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 14, 2016 08:55 PM (OwdyX)

197 Dr. Phil is #47.


You know how I know we're living in the stupidest time ever to be alive?


I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi)

198 117
I talk to rocks.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 14, 2016 08:37 PM (OwdyX


Sure....You talk, but you don't listen.

Posted by: Rock at December 14, 2016 08:55 PM (n3hky)

199 Women have been doing hideous things to their hair for a while now. How do I know which ones are the true rebels?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 14, 2016 08:55 PM (CFc5L)

200 I'll donate duct tape, zip ties and plastic bags to help them out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2016 08:46 PM (voOPb)



I'll donate lye and lime for clean up.

Posted by: ghost of Environmentally Conscientious at December 14, 2016 08:55 PM (MSiSP)

201 Is every young Hillary voting male sporting that retard hair that's long and curled over like the Bob's Big Boy mascot and shaved close on the sides?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2016 08:55 PM (39g3+)

202 It's like I don't even know my own mish anymore. *sob*

Posted by: Vegan Chef at December 14, 2016 08:59 PM (Tyii7)

203 a ***"vegan chef"*** cut her hair off to send Trump a "message." Others like her got buzz cuts, flat tops or tossed out their extensions, and went platinum, or black."




Gee, I'll bet getting butch haircuts was really a change of pace for them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 08:59 PM (auHtY)

204 >>>>*Puts out jars for gasoline donation*<<<<<

Madame Nu laughs.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 14, 2016 08:59 PM (x3uSY)

205 #87: Actually, I do care. I'm GLAD they're doing this, and I hope they keep it up. I'm single, and this will make it much easier to tell at a glance which women I should just avoid.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 09:00 PM (0OG8D)

206 a ***"vegan chef"*** cut her hair off to send Trump a "message."


Oh, jeez, now he's done it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 09:00 PM (SRKgf)

207 LeBron James is wearing one now. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2016 08:33 PM (pY+s4)



He's going full leftard. Time for him to play in front of empty seats

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:00 PM (auHtY)

208 Unfreakingbelievable.


The Intelligence Community refuses to deconflict intelligence for Congress?


The is damn near treason.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:01 PM (zu88C)

209 This just in: the latest trend among lefty women is to shave their asses and walk on their hands.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 09:01 PM (SRKgf)

210 The glass ceiling... someday a gin-soused brain damaged ol' white felon with no compelling message will make it to the oval office. Someday. But today that glass ceiling is still in place.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at December 14, 2016 09:01 PM (y9ZJX)

211 "That is damn near treason."


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:02 PM (zu88C)

212 Peter King is furious. He is on the House Intelligence Committee and is saying that this is disgraceful.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:03 PM (zu88C)

213 It's the season for treason.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2016 09:03 PM (Sfs6o)

214 They'll stop wearing deodorant next. That will send a clear message to Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2016 09:03 PM (PY9jH)

215 Here, lemme autograph this here pink basketball for you.

Posted by: LeFawn at December 14, 2016 09:03 PM (Tyii7)

216 From Politico, Josh Earnest claims Trump was in league with the Russians to hack the election and steal the presidency from Clinton.

Earnest uses a lot more weasel words and doesn't put it so bluntly, but that's the impression he leaves.

The Democrats really are gearing up to conduct a coup.

http://politi.co/2hPFMGB

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 14, 2016 09:03 PM (nvMvs)

217 If women are this desperate to act out in order to "spite" Trump, think of the opportunities it creates.

Step 1. Wander around the east village, dressed up in Muslim garb, weeping.

Step 2. Wait till a pretty young woman in a buzz cut comes up to me. "What's wrong?" Me: "*sniff* I can't believe Trump won! I'm so scared! I'm afraid he'll kill me!".

Step 3. Get laid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2016 09:04 PM (rH4JY)

218 It's really a shame that almost none of these people will actually just leave the US. It's a shame, actually, that tens of millions won't. They'd always have FaceBook to "stay in touch".


Takoma Park. Heh. Nukyler-free zone. Can barely imagine what it's like by now. It was insufferably ignorant, stupid, and arrogant - er, sorry, "progressive" - 15 years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2016 09:04 PM (QDnY+)

219 Why waste the hair cupcakes, we can make lamp shades out of them.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at December 14, 2016 09:04 PM (aOqpx)

220 Customer: Waiter, there's hair in my soup.

Waiter: Shhh. Everyone will want some.

Posted by: Vegan Waiter at December 14, 2016 09:04 PM (BO/km)

221 My pool of dating prospects is getting smaller by the day.

Is there no sane girl left who can MAKE MY PANTS GREAT AGAIN?
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 14, 2016 08:29 PM (e4QWB)

There's a bright side here: it's now easier to identify which ones to not waste a single minute on.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 14, 2016 09:05 PM (wm0Ni)

222 Facebook posted on my timeline as a 'suggested post' an event notification for a local Democratic Socialist meeting. Either Facebook's algorithms are seriously messed up, or some of my friends are closet commies.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 14, 2016 09:05 PM (ppaKI)

223 Vincent Palmer, 27, told local police in Volusia County, Florida that he wrote a message using racial slurs with with "KKK" and "Trump" references taped to his ex-girlfriend's car just before throwing a brick through the back window-dousing it in gasoline and setting it ablaze, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2016 08:54 PM (IqV8l)




What a shocker. A fake hate crime. People should still take them seriously because only about 99.9% of all hate crimes are fake

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:05 PM (auHtY)

224 Peter King is furious. He is on the House Intelligence Committee and is saying that this is disgraceful.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:03 PM (zu88C)

Perhaps he should listen to Julian Assange, who said the Russians weren't the source of the leaked emails.

Zombie Seth Rich wishes someone would look into his "mugging."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2016 09:05 PM (PY9jH)

225 Earnest uses a lot more weasel words...
---------
*ahem*

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2016 09:05 PM (Sfs6o)

226 When life gives you hair, you make hair soup.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 09:06 PM (qUNWi)

227 Mortimer, what's that? Intel community is refusing requests from oversight committees?


And Peter King is pretty much an idiot and an insufferable jerk. But you knew that.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2016 09:06 PM (QDnY+)

228 Larry Lessig is offering free legal cousel to any elector who switches.

Time to bring back dueling.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:06 PM (zu88C)

229 only about 99.9% of all hate crimes are fake
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:05 PM (auHtY)


...but accurate.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2016 09:06 PM (8nWyX)

230

The Unbearable Unbearableness of the Adult Baby Left trying (bearly) to reach consensus with a Bear (who is behaving, unbearably, like a bear):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

Posted by: Arbalest at December 14, 2016 09:06 PM (FlRtG)

231 210 The glass ceiling... someday a gin-soused brain damaged ol' white felon with no compelling message will make it to the oval office. Someday. But today that glass ceiling is still in place.
Posted by: scofflaw_x at December 14, 2016 09:01 PM (y9ZJX)



The delicious part: Hillary was planning on watching the fireworks through the glass ceiling at her event venue. You know, the fireworks for which Trump offered her five cents on the dollar.

It's almost as delicious as the report about the Clinton Presidential Library, which reportedly was built off-center on its parcel to make room for Hillary's Presidential Library.

Whenever I feel down from now on, I'll reflect on those two observations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 09:06 PM (SRKgf)

232 Perhaps he should listen to Julian Assange, who said the Russians weren't the source of the leaked emails.

This is an attempt by the obama administration to take out Trump...

Posted by: deplorable donna at December 14, 2016 09:07 PM (O2RFr)

233 From Politico, Josh Earnest claims Trump was in league with the Russians to hack the election and steal the presidency from Clinton.




Can they explain how the Russians hacked the election? Did they some how get to every polling station and change votes?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:07 PM (auHtY)

234 Wait, when was the last time Peter King was not "furious?" Isn't that kind of his thing? It's like Pelosi being "frozen" or Harry Reid being "inclined to have a boy shaved and sent to his chambers."

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:07 PM (iMxBJ)

235 Funny, isn't it, that REAL women, conservative women, never feel the need to make themselves ugly when we lose elections.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2016 09:08 PM (PY9jH)

236 The hyperlink -- it burns.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 14, 2016 09:08 PM (sjMdG)

237 It's the season for treason.

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Fa la la la laaa
La la la la

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 09:08 PM (Nwg0u)

238 235 Funny, isn't it, that REAL women, conservative women, never feel the need to make themselves ugly when we lose elections.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2016 09:08 PM (PY9jH)


In fairness, that would take a lot more work.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:08 PM (iMxBJ)

239 Larry Lessig is offering free legal counsel to any elector who switches.

Time to bring back dueling.


Posted by: Mortimer
****
Will he also provide body armor and body guards for them?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 14, 2016 09:09 PM (hVdx9)

240 Seriously, Ace, my urologist says I need to quit reading stories like this. No normal man can survive a 5 week schadenboner.

Posted by: PabloD at December 14, 2016 09:09 PM (28JVP)

241 223
What a shocker. A fake hate crime. People should still take them seriously because only about 99.9% of all hate crimes are fake
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:05 PM (auHtY)


Except for the flash mobs and "polar bear hunts". They're real.

Oh wait. They're not hate crimes.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2016 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

242 Anderson Cooper had a panel on tonight, worried that Trump won't have a plan to deal with Syria.

Hey, Andi. How did TFG's red line work out for ya?

Still waiting for Mooch to make a sad face and hold up this sign:

#SaveOurSyrianGirls

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2016 09:10 PM (PY9jH)

243 Girl: I'm going to pepper spray you!

/pepper sprays bear

Bear: Fuck you, I'm going to destroy your kayak

Girl: Why are you doing this?!?

Bear: Because you fucking pepper sprayed me bitch

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 14, 2016 09:11 PM (vyqqu)

244 today that glass ceiling is still in place.

Since 2008, when Obama stuffed her under it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2016 09:11 PM (8zL5i)

245
Mortimer, what's that? Intel community is refusing requests from oversight committees?
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When the "Intel community" is used to attempt the upset of the American election?

Little different than playing depose the dictator in Trashcanistan, don't you think?

And whatever you think of Peter King , he is a Congressman and the "Intelligence community" are accountable to Congress , our representatives.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:11 PM (zu88C)

246 I want to put carrots in Trump's chili.

Posted by: Vegan Chef at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (Tyii7)

247 In stressful situations like the Trump victory, I like to ask myself "what would Keith Olbermann do?"

Which is how I found myself in a bathtub, tearing the throats out of 20 marmots with my teeth.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (iMxBJ)

248 Are *any* GOP folks of note or stature, or anyone else of note or stature, denouncing this incredible display by Dems and their friends - the unprecedented threats to the electoral college people in particular?


Any FBI action on this?


Or is this just more new ground-breaking degradation in the Venezbabwe America has become in the last few years?


Aside from being the right thing to do, there's political mileage in strapping these vile idiots to this crap. This is concentrated and jaw-dropping stuff of the sort that helped put Trump in power to begin with.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (QDnY+)

249 Boy, Ace REALLY wants us to click on the link to the article.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (8zL5i)

250 The delicious part: Hillary was planning on watching the fireworks through the glass ceiling at her event venue. You know, the fireworks for which Trump offered her five cents on the dollar.




But now the Beast sits like Miss Havisham in same pantsuit she wore on election night with the bottles of champagne unopened plotting her revenge

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (auHtY)

251 >>>Perhaps he should listen to Julian Assange, who said the Russians weren't the source of the leaked emails.


What impact did the leaked emails even have? Were there that many crossover Bernie voters?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (rH4JY)

252 Larry Lessig is offering free legal counsel to any elector who switches.

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I'm offering them my ass to kiss.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (Nwg0u)

253 37 I hope they keep it up because I don't think I will ever get tired of their suffering.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2016 08:22 PM (Sfs6o)


Also, if they acted like normal, well-adjusted adults they might get more votes next time.
A lot of flyover types are thinking, "Cripes, what the hell is wrong with those people?"

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2016 09:13 PM (+lVUW)

254 233 Can they explain how the Russians hacked the election? Did they some how get to every polling station and change votes?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:07 PM (auHtY)


Shut up, explained the Obama administration.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 14, 2016 09:13 PM (nvMvs)

255 Perhaps he should listen to Julian Assange, who said the Russians weren't the source of the leaked emails.

Posted by: deplorable donna at December 14, 2016 09:07 PM (O2RFr) fnord (O2RFr)


Well, trustworthy or not, he has the advantage of not being an "unnamed source."

Also, turns out the emails were legit and could be verified with DKIM information in the emails.

So, you know, there's at least one truth told in this scenario.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 14, 2016 09:13 PM (wB8Tg)

256 Trump team to Energy Department: "Say, which ones of you are working on Climate Change?"

Energy Department: "F@ck off copper! We ain't sayin' nothing! You are not the boss of us! You got no proof!"

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:13 PM (iMxBJ)

257 @226 Try the pie!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2016 09:13 PM (H5rtT)

258 Another fake crime? The Muslim chick in NY that claimed three Trumps supporters assaulted her and call her bad names? The one that was all over the news?

NYPD arrested her for filing a false report today. She made it all up.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2016 09:14 PM (JmjOe)

259 I just want to say thank you to whomever pointed me to the Pentatonix Christmas special earlier. I love their voices, the harmony is tight, and their arrangements amuse me. Their cover of Hallelujah is straight up my favorite ever.

Posted by: madamemayhem at December 14, 2016 09:14 PM (yTnCT)

260 Always kills me how the FBI is openly and easily criticized but the "spooks" teleworking in their PJs in Loudon are somehow above reproach.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:14 PM (zu88C)

261 Larry Lessig is offering free legal counsel to any elector who switches.

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I'm offering them my ass to kiss.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (Nwg0u)



And I'm offering a free gym membership to Larry Lessig, who looks like he could use one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 09:15 PM (SRKgf)

262 Nothing suspicion about the CIA refusing to brief Congress on Russia's supposed hack and the new evidence. Oh and why the CIA lied in their previous briefing on November 17 (seems like a couple weeks, now) wherein the CIA said their was no proof that this hack was related to the Russian government, oh...and the evidence it was Russians was circumstantial.

Posted by: pat at December 14, 2016 09:15 PM (4MSOz)

263 Hard to believe all these hate crimes involving guys wearing Trump shirts and hats shouting "make America great again" turn out false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (39g3+)

264 Or is this just more new ground-breaking degradation in the Venezbabwe America has become in the last few years?

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Yeah pretty much.

More Big Lie teamwork.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (zu88C)

265 Don't get me wrong Mortimer, the oversight committees should be bbq'ing the relevant people in closed sessions in their secure hearing rooms.


And whatever I think of King is based entirely on his behavior.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (QDnY+)

266 There is a link to an article ? I missed it ....

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (c6/9Q)

267 Can they explain how the Russians hacked the election? Did they some how get to every polling station and change votes?

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Sleeper cells. This silent coup has been decades in the making.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (Nwg0u)

268 I'm looking forward to the zombie words/pics from the SF protests.

I'm setting the over/under on burning Trump effigies for inauguration day at four and a half, the number is four and a half, minus one ten.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (PvCxa)

269 247 In stressful situations like the Trump victory, I like to ask myself "what would Keith Olbermann do?"

Which is how I found myself in a bathtub, tearing the throats out of 20 marmots with my teeth.
Posted by: Splunge



HehHeh! Very specific with marmots. I liked that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (pY+s4)

270 But now the Beast sits like Miss Havisham in same pantsuit she wore on election night with the bottles of champagne unopened plotting her revenge
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Has she started collecting toenail clippings and urine in jars yet?

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (LAe3v)

271 You know how you know you probably shouldn't do something?


When some guy is offering you free legal representation to do it.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (qUNWi)

272 Boy, Ace REALLY wants us to click on the link to the article.

Posted by: t-bird


It's so dangerous to be ace. In addition to the usual hazards that can lead into the Barrel for the rest of us, he also has to watch out for align-center and mega-link.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (rH4JY)

273 Or is this just more new ground-breaking degradation in the Venezbabwe America has become in the last few years?
...

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (QDnY+)

What great word imagery!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 14, 2016 09:17 PM (wCEn4)

274 Can they explain how the Russians hacked the election? Did they some how get to every polling station and change votes?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:07 PM (auHtY)

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They can , but they just won't because Congress can't handle the truth or something...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:17 PM (zu88C)

275 I had wondered a few weeks ago about what happened to the little girl who sang opera songs on America Got Talent. Lo and behold she , Jackie Evancho , is going to sing the National Anthem at Trumps inauguration.

They say she sang at Obama's inauguration in 2013.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 14, 2016 09:17 PM (IDPbH)

276 250
But now the Beast sits like Miss Havisham in same pantsuit she wore on election night with the bottles of champagne unopened plotting her revenge
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (auHtY)


The only way the bottles of champagne are unopened is if she laid in a large stockpile of gin.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2016 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

277 My favorite North American cat?


Why....the lynx

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2016 09:18 PM (JmjOe)

278 They must live in flyover country if they are all feeling so left-out, let-down and marginalized. The smart and sophisticated sector, feeling marginalized, how ironic. And good.

Posted by: goon at December 14, 2016 09:18 PM (EaQ6/)

279 What impact did the leaked emails even have? Were there that many crossover Bernie voters?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (rH4JY) fnord (rH4JY)


I couldn't give you real-world numbers, but the traffic on the Wikileaks-related Reddit groups was largely BernieBros, at least by self-identification, with a few Jillsters and a substantial Trumpeter minority (along with the core WikiLeaks Fan Club, who are kind of anti-everybody).

Do not underestimate how much butthurt was generated by Clinton/DNC's treatment of BernieBros (and BernieSisters).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 14, 2016 09:18 PM (wB8Tg)

280 Another fake crime? The Muslim chick in NY that claimed three Trumps supporters assaulted her and call her bad names? The one that was all over the news?

NYPD arrested her for filing a false report today. She made it all up.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2016 09:14 PM (JmjOe)




The Russians are hacking the hate crimes now!! Turning real hate crimes into fake ones!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:18 PM (auHtY)

281
Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2016 09:12 PM (QDnY+)

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Venezbabwe.

Friendly neighbor to Peruvia?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2016 09:18 PM (EZebt)

282 233 Can they explain how the Russians hacked the election? Did they some how get to every polling station and change votes?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:07 PM (auHtY)


It's very simple. The Russians hacked into the DNC (probably true), and released the emails they found there (maybe; Wikileaks says not). These emails showed that the DNC was tilting the scales of the Democratic Primary in favor of Hillary, over Bernie Sanders. This caused people to vote for Trump, because....because...um, I got nothing.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:19 PM (iMxBJ)

283
And whatever I think of King is based entirely on his behavior.
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Yeah he's a dick.

I just want to know when the intel weenies became to important to share their findings with the American government.

You're right. The is Venezuela-level shit.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:19 PM (zu88C)

284 Actually Mortimer I'm curious for your preferred scenario re Comey. I don't see how he can stay without not just the FBI but really the entire law enforcement establishment and the career Beltway being seriously stained and damaged. He's clearly as unfit for his job as Justice Roberts.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2016 09:19 PM (QDnY+)

285 277 My favorite North American cat?


Why....the lynx
Posted by: fixerupper



pfffft. Polecat. Obviously.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2016 09:19 PM (LAe3v)

286 Venezbabfornia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 09:19 PM (SRKgf)

287 Peter King is furious. He is on the House Intelligence Committee and is saying that this is disgraceful.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:03 PM (zu88C)

He's a piece of shit.

Pot, meet kettle.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 14, 2016 09:21 PM (wm0Ni)

288 I'm pretty sure the Clinton home in Chappaqua is going to look like Grey Gardens in a year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2016 09:21 PM (PY9jH)

289 Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2016 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
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On the other hand, it makes retard identification simpler.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2016 09:21 PM (Sfs6o)

290 Can they explain how the Russians hacked the election? Did they some how get to every polling station and change votes?

Only way to do it would really be to do it at the manufacturer so its buried in the system before it goes out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2016 09:21 PM (39g3+)

291 The best thing about the election result is that Bill and Hillary can be together as a couple again.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)

292
You ever notice that these New York papers/magazines always claim that there is some new trend sweeping the country? Now its extreme hair cutting to protest Trump. They've also claimed that eating insects was sweeping the nation. And let's not forget my favorite that ace even linked here once bridal parties doing photoshoots in their underwear.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 08:35 PM (z/Ubi)


I remember a few years ago one of them talking about the new fad sweeping bars, Cornhole!

The comments on the article were priceless telling New Yorkers that those of us in flyover have been playing Cornhole for years at college football games and NASCAR races for years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 14, 2016 09:22 PM (1JnAL)

293 I'm glad that they are getting their haircuts and stuff all protest-ish. It will be easier to round them up after the inauguration when our real evil plan will finally be revealed. They will have self-identified themselves as non-Bible clingers, etc. I can't wait to get them into the camps.

Posted by: goon at December 14, 2016 09:22 PM (EaQ6/)

294 Read the rest -- she notes the left went into a similar conniption of Conspicuous Grieving after John Kerry's 2004 loss to Bush.

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They did, but this is on a whole other level.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 14, 2016 09:23 PM (MuTTO)

295 Can they explain how the Russians hacked the election? Did they some how get to every polling station and change votes?

I don't know, but it might explain why the little old ladies who usually work elections in my precinct were replaced by humorless young men who said, "Please to step into woting booth."

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2016 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

296 Only way to do it would really be to do it at the manufacturer so its buried in the system before it goes out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2016 09:21 PM (39g3+)

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True, but states use a bunch of different manufactures.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 14, 2016 09:23 PM (L+dg+)

297 Glad some of you like Venezbabwe. Tragically I don't think it's that much of a stretch. And remember - half of America actually voted for *more* of this. I remain guardedly pessimistic, to steal ace's pre-election final call language.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2016 09:23 PM (QDnY+)

298 The best thing about the election result is that Bill and Hillary can be together as a couple again.

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Spending more time with the family.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 09:23 PM (Nwg0u)

299 This is, perhaps, not entirely off-topic. Just finished reading this before turning back to Ace to see this post.

Dr. Everett Piper of Oklahoma Wesleyan University delivers his commencement address, "The Power of Words."

Links to OkWU website:
http://bit.ly/2hPNvo0

Education today is clearly in crisis. The contemporary university is no longer known for pursuing truth, but rather, for celebrating tolerance. And in the name of tolerance, we are told our intolerance is intolerable. Education's elites actually parrot this pablum, and they do so with a straight face. It is as if we are watching a dog chase its tail. It would be humorous if this self-refuting duplicity weren't so sad.

Posted by: the barely bearable mindful webworker at December 14, 2016 09:23 PM (5a8XA)

300 The Russians hacked into the DNC (probably true),

The Russians hacked into Coca Cola (probably true),

The Russians hacked into Frito Lay (probably true),

The Russians hacked into Merrill Lynch(probably true),

The Russians hacked into Wikipedia (probably true),

The Russians hacked into the State Department(probably true)

The Russians hacked into the California DMV (probably true)

The Russians hacked into Youporn (probably true)

etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:23 PM (zu88C)

301 291 The best thing about the election result is that Bill and Hillary can be together as a couple again.
Posted by: Splunge



In separate rooms in there mansion on Pedo Island.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2016 09:25 PM (pY+s4)

302 Only way to do it would really be to do it at the manufacturer so its buried in the system before it goes out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2016 09:21 PM (39g3+)


Yes comrade! That's why we need a Federal standard for FEC approved voting machines, so they are exactly the same in every state, county, and precinct throughout the land, and Soros only has to infiltrate one company!

Posted by: Hrothgar DeBold Sales Rep at December 14, 2016 09:25 PM (wCEn4)

303 Read the rest -- she notes the left went into a similar conniption of Conspicuous Grieving after John Kerry's 2004 loss to Bush.


Time for a second look at suttee?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2016 09:26 PM (SRKgf)

304 Venezbabwe.

Friendly neighbor to Peruvia?

Posted by: San Franpsycho


Closer to Zimzuela.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2016 09:26 PM (rH4JY)

305 Can they explain how the Russians hacked the election? Did they some how get to every polling station and change votes?

And they did it without leave a trace. Brilliant!

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2016 09:26 PM (/cksx)

306 How do they know it's Russians?

Much of the world's illegal cyber activity gets routed through .ru servers.

Doesn't mean it was Russians. Definitely doesn't mean it was the Russian government.

It took a YEAR too figure out the Target hack.

Oh yeah. I am sure that Obama and the kids in the Mystery Machine solved this one in about 13 minutes.


Ninja, please.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:26 PM (zu88C)

307 Hard to believe all these hate crimes involving guys wearing Trump shirts and hats shouting "make America great again" turn out false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2016 09:16 PM (39g3+) fnord (39g3+)


Have you noticed how all of their descriptions of perpetrators match more closely a Jon Stewart mocking parody of conservatives than any actual conservatives.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 14, 2016 09:26 PM (wB8Tg)

308 While you were sleeping...
ISIL retakes Palmyra Syria

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2016 09:27 PM (e8kgV)

309 They say she sang at Obama's inauguration in 2013.



Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 14, 2016 09:17 PM (IDPbH)


Whore.

Posted by: Guy who calls people whores at lot at December 14, 2016 09:27 PM (n3hky)

310 308 While you were sleeping...
ISIL retakes Palmyra Syria
Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2016 09:27 PM (e8kgV)


Savor this 2013 tweet from Ezra Klein:

I can't believe the White House's strategy on Syria is working out this well. I doubt they can, either.

It's a tragedy that we have been deprived of the guidance and leadership of geniuses like this.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:29 PM (iMxBJ)

311 I talk to rocks.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 14, 2016 08:37 PM (OwdyX


Sure....You talk, but you don't listen.
Posted by: Rock at December 14, 2016 08:55 PM (n3hky)

Stop #Rocksplaining.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 14, 2016 09:29 PM (Ojki1)

312 Have you noticed how all of their descriptions of perpetrators match more closely a Jon Stewart mocking parody of conservatives than any actual conservatives.

Well they probably don't know any actual conservatives so they go with what they've heard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2016 09:30 PM (39g3+)

313 Hmmmm. Where have I read this before?

"There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 14, 2016 09:30 PM (ixxO0)

314 I'm a little disappointed in Trump not appointing a Secretary of Camps yet. How many more promises is he going to break.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 09:30 PM (BS8yt)

315 We certainly are "hearing the lamentations of their women." I just didn't expect so many of them to be men, supposedly.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:31 PM (iMxBJ)

316 Why doesn't Huma wear a hijab? Wouldn't that have helped the FAB win some bonus points on the left?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2016 09:31 PM (dnWSK)

317 Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 09:30 PM (BS8yt)
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Sarah Palin - Camp Counselor!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2016 09:31 PM (Sfs6o)

318 A comedy show interested in actual comedy wouldn't just have some lefty doing a bad mocking impression of Trump, they would have a "CIA Briefing" showing badly-photoshopped pictures of Trump edited into scenes with Putin. And then Medvedev, and Yeltsin, and Gorbachev, and Chernenko and Andropov and so on back to Stalin.

Same Trump head edited into each photo. Maybe a younger Trump with Stalin. *Maybe*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 14, 2016 09:32 PM (wB8Tg)

319 While you were sleeping...
ISIL retakes Palmyra Syria

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2016 09:27 PM (e8kgV)



God only knows what pieces of history those savages will destroy this time.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:32 PM (auHtY)

320 and I would have gotten away with it if I weren't for you meddling kids!

Posted by: Old Man Vladimir at December 14, 2016 09:33 PM (0F67M)

321 317 Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 09:30 PM (BS8yt)
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Sarah Palin - Camp Counselor!!!!
Posted by: Weasel



Wearing black leather, spiked heels, and carrying a riding crop? Hmmm, a second look at ze Camps?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2016 09:33 PM (pY+s4)

322 I'm a little disappointed in Trump not appointing a Secretary of Camps yet. How many more promises is he going to break.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 09:30 PM (BS8yt)


He's still looking for the right BigConcertina crony!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 14, 2016 09:33 PM (wCEn4)

323 288 I'm pretty sure the Clinton home in Chappaqua is going to look like Grey Gardens in a year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2016 09:21 PM (PY9jH)

Now I am imagining Hilary wearing sweatpants on her head, with a cashmere polo shirt and short shorts, and tap shoes.

I may not thank you for that image.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 14, 2016 09:33 PM (VnCI9)

324
"Oddly proud" is exactly right. Rather than be ashamed of this unhinged, lunatic Hyperemotionalism, they are oddly proud of it -- their Sadz and Feelz signal that they are of the bien pensant class.









Kind of like a toddler taking a shit in the living room and screaming "LOOK DADDY, I MADE POOPY!!!!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2016 09:34 PM (LuZz8)

325 I'm a little disappointed in Trump not appointing a Secretary of Camps yet.

I read that as Secretary of Chimps.

Soothsayer would've been hardest-hit.

Posted by: damn dirty apes at December 14, 2016 09:34 PM (wpC7C)

326 I'm a little disappointed in Trump not appointing a Secretary of Camps yet. How many more promises is he going to break.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 09:30 PM (BS8yt)




Well I'm still waiting on my submissive Russian woman to show up that he promised me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:34 PM (auHtY)

327 Sarah Palin is the Secretary of Mish.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2016 09:34 PM (0F67M)

328 You know, these crybullies can go fvck themselves with the red hot barbed cock of satan. I just lost my livelihood with no hubby or boyfriend to help. I have been bummed for 2 days. Time to shit or get off the pot. I'm a survivor. It won't be easy, but I'll be damned if I am going to lie down or keep whining about it. Have my list of stuff to do everyday for the next week.


These people need to be in the insane asylum. Hey, new job opportunity! I used to work construction. Let's build that. After I help build it, I will be nurse ratchet for these mofo's. MAGA. FTW.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2016 09:35 PM (a62hT)

329 Sarah Palin - Camp Counselor!!!!
Posted by: Weasel


Wearing black leather, spiked heels, and carrying a riding crop? Hmmm, a second look at ze Camps?
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2016 09:33 PM (pY+s4)

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My wife doing her Palin impression, link in nic.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 09:35 PM (BS8yt)

330 Here's why the schadenboner cannot subside: it's Trump's fault.

Today he had a meeting of the Tech CEOs. He excluded Twitter's Jack "SJW" Dorsey, and told the company that it was because they disallowed an emoji for the #CrookedHillary hashtag during the campaign.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:36 PM (iMxBJ)

331 Well they probably don't know any actual conservatives so they go with what they've heard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2016 09:30 PM (39g3+) fnord (39g3+)


Or they know actual conservatives, but they don't pay enough attention to anything outside their bubble to make *real people they know* more real to them than a stereotype promulgated by their "tribe."

Every conservative knows a liberal who tells them they're not like other conservatives, and by other conservatives they of course mean the Hollywood stereotype they accept in place of the reality of their neighbors and relatives.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 14, 2016 09:36 PM (wB8Tg)

332
"There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."

"But Father, what if you don't have any teeth?"

"Da teet will be provided!"

Dave Allen at Large

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 14, 2016 09:36 PM (x3uSY)

333 "Someday, these women will realize that they have been deluded. They will appreciate being ripped away from that which would destroy them, and rescued by the white knight with the orange toupee."

Nahhhh

Posted by: Theodoric of York at December 14, 2016 09:37 PM (tr2D7)

334 259 I just want to say thank you to whomever pointed me to the Pentatonix Christmas special earlier. I love their voices, the harmony is tight, and their arrangements amuse me. Their cover of Hallelujah is straight up my favorite ever.
Posted by: madamemayhem at December 14, 2016 09:14 PM (yTnCT)

I only wish I had posted it a little sooner. They were starting Mary Did You Know? as I was posting.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 14, 2016 09:38 PM (BXC+l)

335 I'm pretty sure the Clinton home in Chappaqua

Since the FBI are still on the case, that happy couple are more likely to be moving house to Canon City, CO.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2016 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

336 319 While you were sleeping...
ISIL retakes Palmyra Syria



All because trump skipped his intel briefs to hang out with celebrities and play golf. Oh for the halcyon days when Obama famously snubbed Hollywood and abandoned the links of Andrews because he knew the governance of this country was of far too much importance.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2016 09:40 PM (dnWSK)

337
Every conservative knows a liberal who tells them they're not like other conservatives, and by other conservatives they of course mean the Hollywood stereotype they accept in place of the reality of their neighbors and relatives.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 14, 2016 09:36 PM (wB8Tg)








*snort*

That's one of the reasons I left SoCal for TX. But I'll admit that it's fun to listen to a lefty friend screech about how anyone who owns an AR15 is a murderer-in-waiting then pause and say "I own an AR15".

*sputter sputter sputter*

"Oh but I don't mean YOU."

*arched eyebrow, and a sadly shaken head*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2016 09:40 PM (LuZz8)

338 291 The best thing about the election result is that Bill and Hillary can be together as a couple again.
Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 14, 2016 09:40 PM (Nox3c)

339 I had an idea months ago that it might be fun to make campaign signs for each of the Presidential candidates, using something less-than-inspirational said by that candidate as a slogan. For example...

Jeb Bush: Please clap.
Jeb Bush: Oh, come on, man!
Hillary Clinton: Arf, arf, arf, arf!
Hillary Clinton: Wiped? Like, with a cloth?
Ted Cruz: Roger Stone may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him.
Donald Trump: Somebody's doing the raping.

You know, stuff like that. Might be something to keep in mind for 2020.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 09:41 PM (0OG8D)

340 Got my 50% off Russian bride coupon today for voting Trump.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 09:41 PM (BS8yt)

341 Sorry, Bill, the island is booked up.

Posted by: Jeffrey at December 14, 2016 09:42 PM (MSiSP)

342 Holy crap! I found it!

The teeth joke is about 2:20 in;

http://tinyurl.com/jtc8u4y

The first two gags are pretty good too.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 14, 2016 09:42 PM (x3uSY)

343 >>>ISIL retakes Palmyra Syria

Palmyra? In New York? And Syriacuse?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at December 14, 2016 09:42 PM (rH4JY)

344
338 291 The best thing about the election result is that Bill and Hillary can be together as a couple again.
Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 14, 2016 09:40 PM (Nox3c)






No kidding. I don't like Bubba either, but........damn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2016 09:42 PM (LuZz8)

345 Lib elitists don't know any conservatives. They don't have to. Their professors told them how conservatives think in J school.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2016 09:43 PM (dnWSK)

346 Posted by: Infidel

===

Hey Infidel.

I know I seem like a sort of idiot, but I know how it feels. I got dropped on my ass like a sack of potatoes this summer and it hurt bad.

Kids in college, new house, and WHAM!

Just keep plugging along. Be mad if that helps. Go through the stages.
But mostly take care of yourself. Walk/hike/bike/punch/kick/run/swim/lift everyday. Get those endorphins going.

Some of you're best job-hunting ideas hit you during a tough workout. And in the shower.

Eat right, take vitamins, get sunshine and never stop looking, searching, hunting.

I am in so much better of a situation than I was before. I am so happy that even the lay-off was worth it. It will happen for you.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:43 PM (zu88C)

347 344
338 291 The best thing about the election result is that Bill and Hillary can be together as a couple again.
Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)




A couple of what?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2016 09:44 PM (dnWSK)

348 Got my 50% off Russian bride coupon today for voting Trump.

Since my efforts were based in Colorado, which went for Hillary, my coupon was only good for dominatrices.

Something about "to redouble your efforts next time", I heard, I think. It was heavily accented and there was a lot of spanking in between.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2016 09:44 PM (6FqZa)

349 "Oh but I don't mean YOU."

*arched eyebrow, and a sadly shaken head*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2016 09:40 PM (LuZz fnord (LuZz


Not to mention how much they're committed to their "values."

Like Google trashing the right passive-aggressively (and plain aggressively) the whole time they think they had a win with Clinton, then suddenly falling over themselves to hire Republican lobbyists so they can buy influence with the winner.

I'm kind of hoping that works out about as well for them as the election did.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 14, 2016 09:44 PM (wB8Tg)

350 Palmyra? In New York? And Syriacuse?

Or the island?

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2016 09:45 PM (a62hT)

351 #340: WHERE? TELL ME NOW.

Just kidding; I know that was a joke.

*sob*

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 09:45 PM (0OG8D)

352 Peter King ... is on the House Intelligence Committee

And there's the problem, that an internationally-renowned terrorist sponsor is on an intelligence committee.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2016 09:46 PM (6FqZa)

353 I know how my supporters feel. I'm still grieving the shellacking Coolidge gave John Davis back in '24.

I blame Eliot Ness. And the Moldavians who hacked the telegraph wires.

Posted by: Granny Clinton, Winner of Putin's Uranium Friendship Medal at December 14, 2016 09:46 PM (Ndje9)

354 Also got an email from the Trump transition team saying the SJW shrunken head is being shipped for donating to the campaign.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 09:46 PM (BS8yt)

355 Palmyra? No I don't know any Myra's.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2016 09:46 PM (dnWSK)

356 Guevara #206:""
a ***"vegan chef"*** cut her hair off to send Trump a "message."
Oh, jeez, now he's done it.
""

That there bit of drollery struck me as funny, concise, and cogent enough to nominate for thread winner.

Posted by: mindful webworker with a non-political just bad haircut at December 14, 2016 09:46 PM (5a8XA)

357 Maybe Donald could ship 100k$ worth of binkys, pop-ball mowers and duckies to HRC's party. That'd calm em right down.

Posted by: DaveA at December 14, 2016 09:47 PM (8J/Te)

358 "Oh but I don't mean YOU."

---------

Im so fricking tired of that.


Ive taken to calling out bullshit on places like Facebook.

"Hellooooo.... I can see what youre writing" when liberal fri ends go on a conservatives are racist/hateful/stupid rant.

"Oh but I don't mean YOU."

Yes. Yes you fucking did.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2016 09:47 PM (JmjOe)

359 I've read that Rosie O'Donnell is too "despondent" to perform any longer, except in that she is claiming to have considered shooting herself in the head on live TV... It's not art if one isn't willing to die for it, I suppose!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jl4ckk7

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 14, 2016 09:48 PM (kP16F)

360 357
Maybe Donald could ship 100k$ worth of binkys, pop-ball mowers and duckies to HRC's party. That'd calm em right down.

Posted by: DaveA at December 14, 2016 09:47 PM (8J/Te)

Pacifiers.

Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2016 09:48 PM (XoldI)

361 Palmyra is code word.

Posted by: Ivanovich at December 14, 2016 09:48 PM (MSiSP)

362 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:43 PM (zu88C)

Thank you for the encouragement. I'm past grief and pissedoffedness. (I know that is not a word.) Now, it's time to get to work!

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2016 09:50 PM (a62hT)

363 My wife doing her Palin impression, link in nic.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 09:35 PM (BS8yt


Lovely lady and handsome gentleman!


God only knows what pieces of history those savages will destroy this time.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:32 PM (auHtY)

I am a serious history geek and I wish I knew even more on the subject but even I have no sympathy for the destruction of history in this case. It is their history and if the people of the region do no defend their history, then it will be gone and that is their loss.

Posted by: madamemayhem at December 14, 2016 09:50 PM (yTnCT)

364 348 Got my 50% off Russian bride coupon today for voting Trump.

Since my efforts were based in Colorado, which went for Hillary, my coupon was only good for dominatrices.


Madonna said she would remove her teeth...

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 14, 2016 09:50 PM (ixxO0)

365 359 I've read that Rosie O'Donnell is too "despondent" to perform any longer, except in that she is claiming to have considered shooting herself in the head on live TV...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jl4ckk7


Copycat.

Posted by: Budd Dwyer at December 14, 2016 09:51 PM (sdi6R)

366 359 I've read that Rosie O'Donnell is too "despondent" to perform any longer, except in that she is claiming to have considered shooting herself in the head on live TV... It's not art if one isn't willing to die for it, I suppose!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jl4ckk7
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 14, 2016 09:48 PM (kP16F)

To paraphrase the joke, it would be her most beloved performance ever and the pity is she could only do it once.

Posted by: Bete stays up at December 14, 2016 09:51 PM (Ojki1)

367
I just got an email from Trump thanking me for my support. It says my submissive Russian is on her way but first she has to get moose and squirrel. Once she takes care of that she'll be here

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:51 PM (auHtY)

368
Thank you for the encouragement. I'm past grief and pissedoffedness. (I know that is not a word.) Now, it's time to get to work!
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2016 09:50 PM (a62hT)

Prayers for you, and hey-it looks like American companies will be hiring now. I think they hunkered down over the last 8 years, and think it's safe to be in business again. Heck, if you are in construction, and are in the DC area, they are talking about building a bridge over 395 in Tyson's Corner. That will keep you employed for at least 10-15 years.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 14, 2016 09:52 PM (VnCI9)

369 I've read that Rosie O'Donnell is too "despondent" to perform any longer, except in that she is claiming to have considered shooting herself in the head on live TV... It's not art if one isn't willing to die for it, I suppose!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jl4ckk7
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 14, 2016 09:48 PM (kP16F)



Shoot herself. With what, a whaling harpoon?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2016 09:53 PM (auHtY)

370 I had forgotten my Facebook password...but I've been logging on every day since Trump won to refresh my blood flow.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 14, 2016 09:53 PM (ZsN9X)

371 Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat (yank)

Rocky: Bullwinkle, that's your fur, and that's NOT a rabbit!

Bullwinkle: Hehehe

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 14, 2016 09:53 PM (hVdx9)

372 I'm glad I decided to grow out my hair last year. I won't have to worry about getting dragged off to the camps.

By their diaper pins and their butch cuts will ye know them.

Posted by: Lily (formerly of Hot Air) now of AOSHQ at December 14, 2016 09:54 PM (vfC/C)

373
Allepo.


Amazing what a JV team can accomplish if they put their minds to it.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2016 09:54 PM (JmjOe)

374 Ted Cruz: Roger Stone may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him.

Is that a real quote?

Second look at Ted Cruz?

Posted by: blaster at December 14, 2016 09:54 PM (stTTh)

375 It says my submissive Russian is on her way but first she has to get moose and squirrel.

Ooh, you got a tall one!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2016 09:54 PM (6FqZa)

376 I don't remember anything close to the head spinning I'm seeing now when Kerry lost to Bush.

Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2016 09:54 PM (JSovD)

377 Watching broadcast porn on Fox waiting for the news. It's about three whores.

Posted by: gNewt at December 14, 2016 09:54 PM (MSiSP)

378 24 an American remake, I highly recommend it: "Internal Affairs"

-
The Bill Clinton biography is Eternal Affairs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 08:20 PM

The original HK trilogy is great cinema- and no Maaaatt Daaamon

Posted by: Dtshangers at December 14, 2016 09:54 PM (wvcJj)

379 Trivial point, but can you imagine what these asshats would have done if all of those racists and xenophobes out there had protested like this when Obama was elected? They are intellectually incapable of the most basic human ability to put themselves in someone else's shoes. If they got their wish and somehow prevented Trump from being sworn in, what do they think the 60 million people who voted for him would do? This is what a democratic republic looks like. To see the alternative, look at Aleppo.

Posted by: IanDeal at December 14, 2016 09:55 PM (teGBX)

380 #367: Thanks for the tip. I just checked my email, though, and... ugh. They have a former East German Olympian shot-putter on "her" way to me.

Fortunately, I have to sign for the package, and, oh, I think I'm just gonna have to put in all sorts of overtime at work in the near future, darn it.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 09:56 PM (0OG8D)

381 and pissedoffedness. (I know that is not a word.)
====

The HELL it isn't!

====

Now, it's time to get to work!

====

Yep. This is the hardest part. Front-load it. Shotgun a hundred apps a week. Then hit targeted, first choice recruiters with InMails through LinkedIn. Network hard with headhunters and corporate recruiters. Get on their contact lists and they will come back to you with new stuff regularly.

The networking is worth it.

Don't waste time being depressed and disappointed. Shoot and move.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 09:56 PM (zu88C)

382 >>I've read that Rosie O'Donnell is too "despondent" to perform any
longer, except in that she is claiming to have considered shooting
herself in the head on live TV... It's not art if one isn't willing to
die for it, I suppose!

And the winning just keeps on coming.

Posted by: Aviator at December 14, 2016 09:57 PM (/Nite)

383
Hey, hey, Kimberley Guilfoyle is being considered for press secretary, MeAgain said, and I read that somewhere else a few hours ago.

What do ya'll think of her in that role?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 14, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

384 383
Hey, hey, Kimberley Guilfoyle is being considered for press secretary, MeAgain said, and I read that somewhere else a few hours ago.

What do ya'll think of her in that role?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 14, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)



Will it make Perino jealous?

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 10:01 PM (z/Ubi)

385 The tears. They are a fine mixer.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 14, 2016 10:01 PM (EUMr7)

386 383
Hey, hey, Kimberley Guilfoyle is being considered for press secretary, MeAgain said, and I read that somewhere else a few hours ago.

What do ya'll think of her in that role?


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 14, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)


Michelle Malkin would be better. I could see her waving her fingers and them !

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 14, 2016 10:01 PM (ixxO0)

387 Read the rest -- she notes the left went into a similar conniption of Conspicuous Grieving after John Kerry's 2004 loss to Bush.

Nope, I'm good without that.

Truly a mental illness. Full STOP.

Posted by: micky at December 14, 2016 10:01 PM (o5vMc)

388 Kimberley Guilfoyle is being considered for press secretary

==

She's a sweetie. Too nice.

Tucker Carlson. Or...



Pres Secretary Dennis Miller


ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 10:01 PM (zu88C)

389 (A not so subtle pause in comments everybody does image searches of Kimberley Guilfoyle)

Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2016 10:02 PM (XoldI)

390 379 Trivial point, but can you imagine what these asshats would have done if all of those racists and xenophobes out there had protested like this when Obama was elected?

Posted by: IanDeal at December 14, 2016 09:55 PM (teGBX)


Yeah, I remember all the McCain and Romney voters rioting and burning down the suburbs, and issuing death threats to Democrat electors. Good times.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2016 10:02 PM (sdi6R)

391 I understand Trump had ordered NASA to alter the chemtrail formulation to attack the central nervous systems of minorities to make them more subservient.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 10:02 PM (BS8yt)

392 >I've read that Rosie O'Donnell is too "despondent" to perform any

longer, except in that she is claiming to have considered shooting

herself in the head on live TV... It's not art if one isn't willing to

die for it, I suppose!

Come to me Rosie, Nurse Ratchet will take care of you.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2016 10:03 PM (a62hT)

393 389 (A not so subtle pause in comments everybody does image searches of Kimberley Guilfoyle)
Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2016 10:02 PM (XoldI)


Goodness. Nature did not stint.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 10:03 PM (iMxBJ)

394 Hey, hey, Kimberley Guilfoyle is being considered for press secretary

Will there be a leg chair in the White House press room?

Posted by: blaster at December 14, 2016 10:03 PM (stTTh)

395 They should Bing Montana Fishburne. Lovely woman.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 14, 2016 10:03 PM (hVdx9)

396 Anybody else see this video of celebrities begging Republican electors to vote for anyone other than Trump?
Looks like we've officially reached stage 3: Bargaining.

Posted by: gewa76 at December 14, 2016 10:04 PM (B6OKy)

397 Tucker Carlson. Or...

Pres Secretary Dennis Miller

ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 10:01 PM (zu88C)

The press Corp would need to buy dictionaries and Thesaureses

Posted by: Flyboy at December 14, 2016 10:04 PM (L+dg+)

398 Legal Insurrection on the Democrats' attempt to steal the election by getting electoral college members to vote against Trump.

http://bit.ly/2gN2qle

I don't think the instigators realize that this is how civil wars begin.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 14, 2016 10:05 PM (nvMvs)

399 They found one Republican elector with boners in his closet. I wonder how many others they found who haven't been so public.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2016 10:05 PM (6FqZa)

400 Press Secretary? Negan. Slam dunk. The guy always coolly and patiently explains things to people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 10:06 PM (ZO497)

401 I think trump should hire trigglypuff to be his press secretary. Every day she would step up to the podium and unleash incomprehensible screaming.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2016 10:06 PM (dnWSK)

402 #383: I'm not sure about her. She's funny and sexy, but never struck me as particularly tough or smart.

I could be wrong. I just haven't seen any instances of her, for example, holding her own in an attempted 4-on-1 beatdown on CNN like, say, Katrina Pierson has.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 10:06 PM (0OG8D)

403 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 10:06 PM (6gk0M)

404 Diamond and Silk

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 14, 2016 10:07 PM (BS8yt)

405 I bet if you did a bit of digging you would find that faithless republican elector is really a progressive activist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2016 10:07 PM (dnWSK)

406 The press Corp would need to buy dictionaries and Thesaureses

Posted by: Flyboy

====

Look, babe.The President is doing what he does which is anthropomorphic neologistic dichotomy.

Deal with it, bubala.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 14, 2016 10:08 PM (zu88C)

407 Yeah, I remember all the McCain and Romney voters rioting and burning down the suburbs, and issuing death threats to Democrat electors. Good times.
Posted by: rickl
------------

That is nothing compared to Truman's defeat of Dewey. Large scale rioting, burning and looting by the Republicans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 10:08 PM (ZO497)

408 Will it make Perino jealous?

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 10:01 PM (z/Ubi)


Oh, fer shur.

Posted by: Shake a Leg at December 14, 2016 10:09 PM (MSiSP)

409 338 291 The best thing about the election result is that Bill and Hillary can be together as a couple again.
Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2016 09:22 PM (iMxBJ)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 14, 2016 09:40 PM (Nox3c)

Cellies?

Posted by: Fox 2! at December 14, 2016 10:09 PM (brIR5)

410 If only Sam Kinison were still with us, he'd be my first choice for Press Secretary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQQ2btbidWE

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 10:09 PM (0OG8D)

411

*squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 14, 2016 10:10 PM (/f6Nd)

412 400 Press Secretary? Negan. Slam dunk. The guy always coolly and patiently explains things to people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 10:06 PM (ZO497)

I'm thinking Negan for FEMA Director.
To supervise the camps.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 14, 2016 10:10 PM (+tRIN)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 14, 2016 10:11 PM (kP16F)

414 >I don't think the instigators realize that this is how civil wars begin.

Just because it bears repeating.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 14, 2016 10:11 PM (EUMr7)

415 My schadenboner needs a zip code. I don't know if I can keep this up much longer. My brain needs a blood supply.

Posted by: Usntakim at December 14, 2016 10:11 PM (hMqvx)

416 Always late.

Posted by: gNewt at December 14, 2016 10:11 PM (MSiSP)

417 Hey, hey, Kimberley Guilfoyle is being considered for press secretary, MeAgain said, and I read that somewhere else a few hours ago.

What do ya'll think of her in that role?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 14, 2016 09:58

I'd prefer Laura Ingram. KG would be good in the role, but lately she grates on me on "The Five". She comes across as too authoritarian to me. But that might work w/ the WH press for the better.

Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2016 10:15 PM (o/90i)

418 I will say that my federally funded research workplace has not been as emo as I thought they might be. I saw no safety pins. There was some shock and OMG on Wed and then it tapered for the rest of the week after the election and I guess the president and directors gave pep talks and everyone has put on their big girl panties and got on with things.

It was a tiny bit hard for me election week. I was practically dancing with glee but could only share that elation online with the moron horde.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 14, 2016 10:16 PM (dkExz)

419 Kimberly Guilfoyle as press secretary would be interesting to say the least. A new era of classy and glamorous people populating the White House. I can see her walking into the press room on her mega high heels and curve hugging dresses. Talk about a charm offensive.

Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2016 10:18 PM (JSovD)

420 On a more serious note, I saw Tucker Carlson mentioned as a potential Press Secretary, and I have to say, I've grown really impressed with him recently.

I love the way he just so politely and gently makes leftists look like complete imbeciles when they try to argue with him. They have no idea what hit them! And even with his nice, calm tone, you can see the disgust and confusion on his face as he tries to process their warped "logic" while they're talking.

He'd be a great choice!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 10:22 PM (0OG8D)

421 He'd be a great choice!
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 10:22

True Dat!

Wait, have we been willowed here?

Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2016 10:27 PM (o/90i)

422 Perhaps we have, Farmer. I saw an "ONT nood" comment earlier. I just felt it'd be best to make that last comment of mine here, where someone reading this thread tomorrow would see it in a natural sequence.

On that note, I'm off to check out the ONT. See you there!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2016 10:30 PM (0OG8D)

423 >>It's almost as delicious as the report about the Clinton Presidential Library, which reportedly was built off-center on its parcel to make room for Hillary's Presidential Library.

It was going to be the first Presidential Library with a herky-jerky room where you could walk to the waiting meat van just like HRC.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at December 14, 2016 10:30 PM (y9ZJX)

424 I've read that Rosie O'Donnell is too "despondent" to perform any longer, except in that she is claiming to have considered shooting herself in the head on live TV.

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Well, give the people what they want.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 14, 2016 10:32 PM (Nwg0u)

425 In all the other wars, wasn't it the women who collaborated with the enemy who had their head shaved? What are they trying to tell us?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 14, 2016 11:16 PM (Kucy5)

426 Good morning, up early...Nothing like reading that we are all doomed. NASA says we are over due? for a huge meteorite strike, which will wipe out everything. I hope it happens after January 20. I at least want to see a few days of the Trump administration.

Posted by: Colin at December 15, 2016 05:08 AM (ogUTd)

427 IRS members traveling in luxury? I was thinking Hillary would have made Al Sharpton head of the IRS, he would (wouldn't) crack down on that! Plus, he would be able to fix his tax problem.

Posted by: Colin at December 15, 2016 05:13 AM (ogUTd)

428 I can't be too critical of them. The day after the election in 1980, I too was paralyzed and utterly unable to cope, with one of the biggest hangovers of my life.

Posted by: George LeS at December 15, 2016 08:51 AM (+TcCF)

429 We need to do something about these "election Deniers".

Posted by: MoCheese at December 15, 2016 10:53 AM (+owAc)

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