Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/13/16)

Let us continue to fight for our 1st Amendment rights. Europe is afraid of their own shadows at this time. Appeasement is not working. Give the Muslims an inch and they will take a yard.

As Turkey's president, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, said, "These descriptions are very ugly, it is offensive and an insult to our religion. There is no moderate or immoderate Islam. Islam is Islam and that's it." There are extremist Muslims and non-extremist Muslims, but there is only one Islam.

Free speech is no longer free in Europe. And Islam is used as a crutch to rationalize criminal behavior.

.... man charged with a crime has the right to the best defense he can make, but his lawyer ought not to offer preposterous arguments in mitigation when he is convicted.
Michael Coe was a violent and persistent criminal, who, under the influence of a jihadist, converted to Islam while serving an eight-year prison sentence for having shot at a policeman during an arrest. He became an associate of Anjem Choudary, an extremist preacher born in Britain who was recently jailed for his support of ISIS. For Coe, Islam was merely the continuation of violent crime by other means—or for other ends


Maybe if Europeans developed a better relationship with God Allah they would have a better life. German politician supports introduction of Sharia Law.

On the other hand, Socialism works doesn't it? Dammit!!!! You will have a Merry Christmas!!!

Kreisel’s two managers were arrested and accused of fraud and economic boycott. Sundde is also calling to ban them from leaving the country.

Venezuela is currently struggling with the highest inflation in the world, estimated at 475 percent by 2016, according to the IMF. Its Bolivar lost 75 percent of its value since last September.

The toys imported to Venezuela between 2008 and 2014 were stored in Kreisel warehouses to be sold with surcharges of up to 34,000 percent, Contreras said.

Last week, the government ordered stores to slash prices by 30 percent, with business owners complaining that the move pushes them to bankruptcy. However, many customers welcomed the decision.


We don't have a perfect form of government. Then again nothing man does is perfect. But, The ONT will take a capitalistic , representative republic form over any other form of government.

Quotes Of The Day

Quote I

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt

Are you paying attention sniveling/sobbing/whining Hillary voters?


Quote II

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing you can do is keep your mind young. Mark Twain


Quote III

The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable. H. L. Mencken

Unequal gender justice or A closer look at the special snowflakes. Its about time disappointment be taught and that schools of higher learning get the hell out of the relationship biz.

‘A cry for help’

The relationship between Smith and Doe was far from perfect.

In October 2014, according to court documents, Smith emailed Sarah Bolton, then dean of Williams College, claiming she had an argument with Doe. The argument, in which Doe allegedly called Smith “selfish” and told her he couldn’t even look at her, caused Smith to request a week off from classes to recover. At no point in the email did Smith allege that Doe had physically hurt her.


On this day, December 13, 2000 Al Gore conceded the presidency to George W. Bush. Although Bush had his faults, our country was better served by him than the manbearpig former VP and global warming Climate Change Huckster.


Baby boomers aging. Life spans becoming shorter. There still is no cure for the common cold. Per Med Students racism is a public health crisis. The ONT guesses that the black on black crime in this country is a myth.

“The election this week has left us angry, upset, and afraid,” the group wrote in a statement shortly after Trump’s upset victory over Hillary Clinton. “The racism, misogyny, xenophobia, transphobia, and homophobia that catapulted Donald Trump to the White House have pervaded our country and our health care system for hundreds of years.”


So the med students are worried about the racism crisis. Why not worry about a real crisis? The ONT may have been born at night. But, it wasn't born last night. Or here's another lie about The Affordable Care Act Obamacare.


Christmas Music or Tonight's Musical Interlude



The American Dream, what does it mean to you? Has the dream changed over the years? Is the Dream still alive? Is it obtainable? Three signs that the American Dream is fading.


Have a hankering for an unusual meal? Tired of the same old menu at home? Be the first on your block to travel to eat at a Dutch Restaurant That Serves Up ‘My Little Pony’ Burgers Made From Actual Pony.

A restaurant named the Unwanted Animal Kitchen, located in the Dutch city of Breda, is a “creative breeding ground for conscious citizens and radical ex-hippie squatters,” as Vice helpfully explains. The food truck, apparently started by an artist duo, has an unusual take on the concept of waste — basically, that humans shouldn’t treat animals like disposable products, and that one obvious fix is to turn them into food when they stop being so “useful.” The truck boasts a one-of-a-kind menu highlighting the “wild flavor” of animals otherwise doomed to die, like old horses, pigeons, canal crayfish, and parakeets. Twice a year, it hosts a five-course “Big Pest Dinner” that might feature coot or some rats. Goose croquettes and something called Bambi Balls were also early favorites, but the big-ticket item has always been the $18 My Little Pony burger, seen up at top-left with its pink-ribbon pony flag.

There is something to be said for meatloaf, mashed potatoes and green beans or a hamburger jazzed up somewhat. Some interesting combos for your next burger.

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What are you partial to? Did you see anything here you would like to try?


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The ONT is curious if this study was funded by government. Spending by AAA doesn't scream out at us here at The ONT.

The U.S. has a treasure trove of historic sites to visit, but geography makes it nearly impossible to visit them all in one trip—or does it? Led by University of Waterloo professor William Cook, a team of researchers used Google Maps and the famous “traveling salesman" mathematics problem to figure out the shortest route to see every single site on the U.S. National Register of Historic Places, as Travel + Leisure reports.

The trip covers more than 217,605 miles and includes more than 49,600 sites, ending back at the original starting point. To put that into context: the distance from Earth to the Moon is 238,900 miles

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?


Like father, like son. Shocked that a Democrat would find his way to prison. Shocked.

Three of Fattah’s associates have already received convictions on racketeering conspiracy.

Fattah represented Philadelphia for 22 years before facing defeat in his Democrat primary this April. He resigned in June after his conviction.

His son Chaka Fattah, Jr., is currently serving a five-year prison sentence on bank and tax fraud charges.


Could another Dem be in legal trouble? Harry Reid investigation into bribery? If I were a betting man, I would bet that the Reid story is more plausible than Russian election hacking.


Are you on the naughty or nice list? You'll find out at the Yahoo Group.


News tips, spare change and Christmas cookies can be sent here.


At 1:20 AM parking in front of a Hell's Angel's HQ is not a good idea. And is today's runner up Genius Award Winner.


A Moron dentist? Today's Genius Award Winner. h/t ibguy


The Feel Good Story of The Day.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The American Dream or Passion.

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Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. G6AU141F 13:53 3303 ONT BEST BY DEC, 2019.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:09 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:05 PM (89UPP)

2 MisHum! You broke da blog!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:05 PM (89UPP)

3 Hello?? Amithird?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 10:09 PM (ixxO0)

4 Hmmm. In the top 10? Inconceivable!

Posted by: David, Internet Troll at December 13, 2016 10:10 PM (2skQu)

5 I always prefer the Costanza excuse, good old fashioned ignorance - 'Was that wrong?'

Posted by: Aaron at December 13, 2016 10:12 PM (kumBu)

6 Sure by now I'm fourteenth at best.

I was astonished earlier to hear a halfway balanced piece on Rex Tillerson on one of NPR's bigger programs.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 10:12 PM (TppKb)

7 Off Old-Testament Brother Sock.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 13, 2016 10:13 PM (kumBu)

8 Damn, recreational pot has slowed the moron contingent down THIS much? Ought to be 30 by now.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 10:13 PM (TppKb)

9 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 13, 2016 10:13 PM (wjX9S)

10 Aloha!!! Welcome to MisHum's enchanted ONT.....

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 10:14 PM (EzgxV)

11 ALAN THICKE
DEAD AT 69

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2016 10:14 PM (e8kgV)

12 'Dats a fuck ton of content.

It is going to smoke my thumb on this phone.

Posted by: Yo! at December 13, 2016 10:15 PM (wjX9S)

13 German politician supports introduction of Sharia Law.

I don't suppose the fact that she isn't wearing a hefty bag means someone could just kill 'er where she stands, right?

Burger + PB n J

The person who suggested this needs die in a chemical fire.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2016 10:15 PM (1G5R8)

14 5 I always prefer the Costanza excuse, good old fashioned ignorance - 'Was that wrong?'

Posted by: Aaron at December 13, 2016 10:12 PM (kumBu)


I'm gonna have to plead ignorance on this one...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:15 PM (89UPP)

15 ALAN THICKE DEAD AT 69

But what about meeee?

Posted by: M. Kelly, newsbabe at December 13, 2016 10:15 PM (6FqZa)

16 My God. It's full of content!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:17 PM (0mRoj)

17 Oh, and for those who haven't seen it:

https://goo.gl/7dXTsn

Shed a tear for the Warmist Grant-Gobbler who will soon be asking for Endangered Species protection.

And this one:

https://goo.gl/ld3Wu4

This check-the-boxes affirmative-action hire and the next two tiers of underlings beneath her pull down truly amazing sums of taxpayer dollars.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 10:17 PM (TppKb)

18 I coulda been fifth. But no... I had to read the content...

Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at December 13, 2016 10:18 PM (3pGfC)

19 Hunh,
I was almost in before everyone or IBE as it is known in the biz.

Posted by: Yo! at December 13, 2016 10:19 PM (wjX9S)

20 6 My God. It's full of content!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:17 PM (0mRoj

Really? I thought it was a bit light.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)

21 In Europe, your rights are given to you by the government, that makes it clear it can take them away when it feels the need to.

In Anglo-parliamentary governments (UK, Canada), your rights are yours until the government takes them away when it feels the need to (see also: parliamentary supremacy, Notwithstanding clause).

The US is unique because the Constitution makes clear your rights are yours and - in theory at least - the government can't take them away ("Congress shall make no law...", 10th Amendment).

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 13, 2016 10:19 PM (J8/9G)

22 Really? I thought it was a bit light.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)



Huh. I originally thought it was kinda dark.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:20 PM (89UPP)

23 Very nice ONT , MH.

The work you put into it is obvious. Thanks!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 13, 2016 10:20 PM (zu88C)

24 I don't like funky-burger-combos.

Onion, Lettuce, maters, and Heinz 57.

We do a bar-b-q pizza: sliced roast beef, onions, jalapeno on thin crust slathered with a 50-50 mix of pizza sauce and bar-b-q sauce.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 10:20 PM (ixxO0)

25 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 10:20 PM (IcT7t)

26 Fourth! Unless the Russians slipped some fake comments in by the time I post this...

Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2016 10:20 PM (k8DTS)

27 The US is unique because the Constitution makes clear your rights are yours and - in theory at least - the government can't take them away ("Congress shall make no law...", 10th Amendment).
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner


Um, there are exceptions.

Posted by: everyone sitting in prison right now at December 13, 2016 10:21 PM (1G5R8)

28 You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. Eleanor Roosevelt


Yo, cousin, stop stealing my schtick.

Posted by: Franklin D. Roosevelt at December 13, 2016 10:21 PM (rH4JY)

29 great job mh. as always. have to keep the brass monkeys in tonite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 10:21 PM (KP5rU)

30 Wow, a most excellent ONT - Thanks, Mis Hum!

And thanks, also, for the shoutouts (x2!!)

Posted by: ibguy at December 13, 2016 10:21 PM (vUcdz)

31 229 uh, oh... suddenly quiet in here...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 10:18 PM (ZO497)

230 Could it be? Might I have been Willowed?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 10:19 PM (ZO497)


nothing to add.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 13, 2016 10:22 PM (kKHcp)

32 So today I stumbled across an essay on cross-cultural loanwords in preColumbian Mesoamerica, because nerd, and one of the words was the word for frog. It seems to have started with the Huastec Maya, who live on the Gulf Coast, where frogs are heard from time to time, and then traveled up the mountains to the Aztecs.

The frog's name is Pepe. No, really.

All glory to Pepe, the Huasto-Toad.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2016 10:22 PM (6FqZa)

33 No boobs?

I thought there were boobs in an ONT.



??

Posted by: Yo! at December 13, 2016 10:22 PM (wjX9S)

34 hello ONT people

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 10:22 PM (WGxp4)

35 Evening, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2016 10:23 PM (jw2Xw)

36 The work you put into it is obvious. Thanks!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 13, 2016 10:20 PM (zu88C)


The work put in by the unpaid interns, Swiss dwarves and Honduran illegals is more subtle.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 13, 2016 10:23 PM (J8/9G)

37 No boobs?
I thought there were boobs in an ONT.


Lotsa boobs on the ONT. Occasionally breasts as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 10:23 PM (IcT7t)

38 Yo! in the top ten?

Posted by: Sue Mundy at December 13, 2016 10:24 PM (n0ksS)

39 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 13, 2016 10:24 PM (KCxzN)

40
Alan Thicke seemed like a cool guy.

He was nailing an 18 yr old Kristi Swanson at 42. They were engaged.

I couldn't pull that kind of tail at 42. Well I didn't anyway.

Alan died playing hockey with his kid. If you have already nailed 18 yr old Kristi Swanson , then that is the best way to go .

May your syrup always be maple and golden, TV Dad.

Rest in peace.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 13, 2016 10:25 PM (zu88C)

41 I've seen the name Alan Thicke and have probably seen him, even though his face isn't familiar.

It turns out that he was the producer of Fernwood Tonight, back in the late seventies. It was one of the funniest television shows I've ever seen him.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 13, 2016 10:25 PM (nvMvs)

42 Really? I thought it was a bit light.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)

If you're serious, you're being too hard on yourself.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:25 PM (0mRoj)

43 That's a great looking black guitar Kathy Mattea is playing in that video.

I've an old Martin D-18 and hardly play any more, but it's a pretty instrument. I have a glass-door wall case built for it that I have to finish. It needs a humidor and the case is well-sealed. The plan is to use those gel-pacs inside to help keep the woods from doing what they do in these high plains climate.

Am tempted to trade the D-18 Martin for an equivalent Gibson, after reading about the politics of the respective CEOs of the companies.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 13, 2016 10:25 PM (U6f54)

44 Wowza, that's a lot of content....

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 10:26 PM (EzgxV)

45 No shortage of boobs on the ONT. Some, literal. Others, figurative.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2016 10:26 PM (v5iqM)

46 Chavez the polar penis weather has hit the great white north

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:26 PM (voOPb)

47 1. does anyone remember the hippo burger in s.f.? a restaurant with about 100 variations on the hamburger including ice cream!

2. anyone planning on seeing jennifer lawrence's new movie where she gets a boyfriend in outer space and omg omg omg they do it - in zero gravity! wow!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 13, 2016 10:26 PM (WTSFk)

48 The Monster Hunter series are a fun read. Larry Correia obviously loves what he does.

Posted by: captslaq at December 13, 2016 10:27 PM (fm+gA)

49 37 No boobs?
I thought there were boobs in an ONT.


Hello??

Posted by: Al Gore at December 13, 2016 10:27 PM (ixxO0)

50 Trump

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 13, 2016 10:28 PM (BS8yt)

51 Thicke was a semi-regular sports talk guest.

Seemed like a good guy.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 10:28 PM (PeNEi)

52 Linking to Russian Times? You may as well link to National Enquirer... geez

Posted by: jacke at December 13, 2016 10:28 PM (fO+6C)

53 46: true that. then, friday and a warm up with a shitload of snow. look out for snow snakes this weekend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 10:28 PM (KP5rU)

54 Ruthless, the commenter, made an AWESOME BOOb joke couple threads back.


Ya'll go look , I'ma go see if Mrs. M is ready for me yet.

IYKWIMAITTYD

...





zzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 13, 2016 10:28 PM (zu88C)

55 Hahahahaha!


Free kisses and hugs!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 13, 2016 10:28 PM (ixxO0)

56 Love the Kathy Mattea song, MisHum. Beautiful.

That burger chart is gross. But the restaurant that serves all those My Little Pony burgers is far worse. Blech.

I especially love the first two QOTDs.

And I'm so glad I live in America.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:29 PM (sBOL1)

57 In case you missed it, , the newest podcast is up. Link in nic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:29 PM (89UPP)

58 Thanks for the happy birthday wishes earlier. I'm off to bed. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 13, 2016 10:29 PM (w+Jhj)

59 Welp, I made it to an ONT, but I'm out at about 50 posts.

Y'all be cool.

Posted by: Yo! at December 13, 2016 10:29 PM (wjX9S)

60 Oh, and the Texas 'faithless elector' who signed up with Van Jones' act apparently has an history:

https://goo.gl/vKr9Dz

gotnews by way of zerohedge, so it's of course #fakenews despite all the documentation.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 10:29 PM (TppKb)

61 So when I say "Cortana, turn Cortana off"

Suddenly Cortana can't understand what in the world I might be thinking.

Fuck you Cortana.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 10:29 PM (qUNWi)

62 Hellooooo Indiana, chilly tonight: -21 degree wind chill.
Brrrrrrr.

Posted by: gNewt at December 13, 2016 10:30 PM (QMphW)

63 12 Posts of Christmas, 2016 (Day 1)

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12797

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 13, 2016 10:30 PM (vBeA5)

64 51 Thicke was a semi-regular sports talk guest.

Seemed like a good guy.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 10:28 PM (PeNEi)

Too bad his son's a douchebag.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:30 PM (0mRoj)

65 Reasons that Burger sign is newer than they're trying to make it look:

- People back then rarely used the word "Awesome" in a non-literal sense.

- Anyone thing food belongs to the "Art of Manliness", or that there is such a thing as the "Art of Manliness" would probably have been beaten up or worse.

(I wasn't alive back then, but that's none of my business)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2016 10:30 PM (sK2fh)

66 mis hum, i blame the russians. is there nothing they can't fuck with? pass the stoley.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

67 27 The US is unique because the Constitution makes clear your rights are yours and - in theory at least - the government can't take them away ("Congress shall make no law...", 10th Amendment).
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner

Um, there are exceptions.
Posted by: everyone sitting in prison right now at December 13, 2016 10:21 PM (1G5R

No shit.

Posted by: Japanese Dude sitting in an internment camp in the 1940s at December 13, 2016 10:31 PM (WGxp4)

68 Hellooooo Indiana, chilly tonight: -21 degree wind chill.
Brrrrrrr.


What part of IND?

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 10:31 PM (qUNWi)

69 *thing = thinking.... in case anyone wondered

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2016 10:31 PM (sK2fh)

70 Trans-Medicine

With the invention of "gender" as something separate and distinct from biological sex, this need for immutability to elevate "trans-persons" to a similarly protected status is being applied with the greatest emphasis being on validating that children can be "born in the wrong body"... to the point of physically mutilating children and young adults and hoping them up on hormones -- even against a parents permission.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12840

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 13, 2016 10:31 PM (vBeA5)

71 The Russians stole Pee Wee Herman's bike!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2016 10:32 PM (6FqZa)

72 62 Hellooooo Indiana, chilly tonight: -21 degree wind chill.
Brrrrrrr.

Posted by: gNewt at December 13, 2016 10:30 PM (QMphW)


forecasting a high of 6 for Thursday. Wut kind of temperature is that?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 13, 2016 10:32 PM (ixxO0)

73 Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:29 PM (sBOL1)

Thank you.
Some of the burger combos looked ok. But, most of them weren't too my liking.

Something about a burger on the grill, some fresh tomato and red onion and a couple of big old pickles on the side. Throw some baked beans and cole slaw on the side plate and you have heaven.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:32 PM (voOPb)

74 >> does anyone remember the hippo burger in s.f.?

Of course, but then I grew up there (SF, not Hippo).

>> anyone planning on seeing jennifer lawrence's new
>> movie where she gets a boyfriend in outer space

Jennifer Lawrence is easy enough on the eyes, but I have a very high bar when it comes to paying to watch sex purely to watch sex.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 10:33 PM (TppKb)

75
forecasting a high of 6 for Thursday. Wut kind of temperature is that?


I long for this mythical "Global warming".

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 10:33 PM (qUNWi)

76 Something about a burger on the grill, some fresh tomato and red onion and a couple of big old pickles on the side. Throw some baked beans and cole slaw on the side plate and you have heaven.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:32 PM (voOPb)
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Grill the onions too, and it's even better!

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:33 PM (sBOL1)

77 I'm not big on fucking around with a burger. Bun, patty, cheese, bacon. You wanna add some lettuce or onions or tomato, that's fine, but nothing else is really needed.

BUT I had a bacon cheese burger a few weeks ago that had a fried egg on it. Pretty damn good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:34 PM (89UPP)

78 >> With the invention of "gender" as something
>> separate and distinct from biological sex,

I want to see Monty Python's 16-ton weight come down on this shit and squash it, and these people, dead, or at least out of any career, employment, financial safety, etc. they might have.

Crush them. Just crush them.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 10:34 PM (TppKb)

79 BUT I had a bacon cheese burger a few weeks ago that had a fried egg on it. Pretty damn good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:34 PM (89UPP)

I've become a big fan of Bacon Egg and Cheese burgers.

I had to stay in the closet about it because as of a month ago a steady diet of 'em would have given me a heart attack and killed me, but now the scientists say its healthy. Go figure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 10:35 PM (WGxp4)

80 77 I'm not big on fucking around with a burger. Bun, patty, cheese, bacon. You wanna add some lettuce or onions or tomato, that's fine, but nothing else is really needed.

Yeah, I could go 'exotic' and have grilled onions, mushrooms and swiss....

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 13, 2016 10:36 PM (ixxO0)

81 Tim Kaine is not going to be Vice President.


Just keeping some gender balance going.

Posted by: MTF at December 13, 2016 10:36 PM (Bx21z)

82 47 2. anyone planning on seeing jennifer lawrence's new movie where she gets a boyfriend in outer space and omg omg omg they do it - in zero gravity! wow!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 13, 2016 10:26 PM (WTSFk)

Nope, but pictures of nekkid Chris Pratt are welcome.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2016 10:36 PM (hscyr)

83 BUT I had a bacon cheese burger a few weeks ago that had a fried egg on it. Pretty damn good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:34 PM (89UPP)
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They do that in Hawaii - Loco Moco. Much as I love fried eggs, and hamburgers, I'm hesitant to try them both together. Maybe I should.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:36 PM (sBOL1)

84 In honor of the new Labor Secretary everyone go out and get an Hardee's Classic Double

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 13, 2016 10:36 PM (BS8yt)

85 The secret to a good bacon egg and cheese burger? Thick bacon, sliced up. Slabs of bacon tend to pull the whole burger on to your shirt when you try to eat it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 10:37 PM (WGxp4)

86 *fogging up and wiping down the ONT with microfiber cloth*

Sorry, didn't mean to smudge it by being a downer. Those burger ideas do look like downright tasty content.

As does the rest of the ONT.

Thanks Mis. Hum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2016 10:37 PM (sK2fh)

87 I like SF, but "Arrival" sucked badger balls. I hope the Lawrence movie is better.

(As for "Rogue One", no, not unless Felicity Jones gets it on with Jar Jar Binks. That's my condition)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2016 10:37 PM (6FqZa)

88 They do that in Hawaii - Loco Moco. Much as I love fried eggs, and hamburgers, I'm hesitant to try them both together. Maybe I should.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:36 PM (sBOL1)

Oh, it's life changing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 10:37 PM (WGxp4)

89 I had to stay in the closet about it because as of a month ago a steady diet of 'em would have given me a heart attack and killed me, but now the scientists say its healthy. Go figure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 10:35 PM (WGxp4)


A buddy and I were joking around about the stupidity of food recommendations. No red meat, red meat is good for you, don't eat eggs, eat eggs, eat only egg whites, butter, margarine.

Why don't you fuckers just shut up and let me enjoy my damn burger. Fucktards.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:37 PM (89UPP)

90 >> BUT I had a bacon cheese burger a few weeks ago
>> that had a fried egg on it. Pretty damn good.

The Australian approach. 'The Works'.

Not my thing.

Around this neck of the woods it's Jack's Prime or Godfathers if you're looking for sit-down burger, we've got a couple Five Guys locally that are the tits when you're looking for (somewhat) fast-food (they are remarkably inconsistent, the one closest to us kinda sucks), drive through Carl's Jr has a few decent options though I often appreciate the simplicity of the McDonald's two-cheeseburger meal, and Mickey's fries are still the class of the field.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 10:37 PM (TppKb)

91
trump
trump
trump



deport
deport
deport

Posted by: Origional Jake at December 13, 2016 10:38 PM (jrFgU)

92 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:32 PM (voOPb)

I like a busy burger if it is executed well.

Cheese
Bacon
Sauteed onions
Jalapenos
Chipotle mayo (not too much)

But no lettuce and no tomato. Yuck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:38 PM (42Mgr)

93 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016 10:38 PM (D2vc1)

94 A buddy and I were joking around about the stupidity of food recommendations. No red meat, red meat is good for you, don't eat eggs, eat eggs, eat only egg whites, butter, margarine.

Why don't you fuckers just shut up and let me enjoy my damn burger. Fucktards.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:37 PM (89UPP)

Well, I'm totally on board with the latest advice -- heavy on animal fats, light on carbs.

Well, except the light on carbs part. I'll just wait for that to change though.

Unless they declassify beer as a carb, then I'm mostly indifferent.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 10:39 PM (WGxp4)

95 They do that in Hawaii - Loco Moco. Much as I love fried eggs, and hamburgers, I'm hesitant to try them both together. Maybe I should.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:36 PM (sBOL1)



I avoided it for years. Finally said screw it, I'll try one. Delicious. But an unholy mess. As soon as you bit into the golden yellow yolk.....shit is everywhere.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:39 PM (89UPP)

96 My favorite burger is bleu cheese and bacon. Amazing flavor.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (0mRoj)

97 They do that in Hawaii - Loco Moco. Much as I love fried eggs, and hamburgers, I'm hesitant to try them both together. Maybe I should.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:36 PM (sBOL1)

if you try it let me know.

bacon is good, mushrooms are good.
Not convinced egg is. But, i could wrong on that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (voOPb)

98 >>> 68 Hellooooo Indiana, chilly tonight: -21 degree wind chill.
Brrrrrrr.

What part of IND?

The cold part. Duh!

Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (jw2Xw)

99 96 My favorite burger is bleu cheese and bacon. Amazing flavor.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (0mRoj)

Also a good choice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (WGxp4)

100 At least you didn't link to all the weird Reuben sammiches Mike Hammer was talking about - chilli? Thai?

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (ISUG9)

101 It's not fair that Alan Thick is dead and Hillary Clinton still roams the earth.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (BS8yt)

102 The burgers are like most everything, you don't fuck with the classics.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (M9ou6)

103 Hellooooo Indiana, chilly tonight: -21 degree wind chill.
Brrrrrrr.

What part of IND?

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 10:31 PM (qUNWi)


Indiana, Indiana. Weather man led me to believe the state. Said boat load of snow 1st then a hard freeze.

Posted by: gNewt at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (QMphW)

104 deport
deport
deport
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 13, 2016 10:38 PM (jrFgU)

Drain the Swamp!
Lock her up!
U. S. A.!
Vote for Trump!
Three Word Chant!

Posted by: Every Trump Rally So Far...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (sK2fh)

105 those burgers suck except for the burger+fried egg, bacon and hash brown and the burger +pastrami

Posted by: Origional Jake at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (jrFgU)

106 100 At least you didn't link to all the weird Reuben sammiches Mike Hammer was talking about - chilli? Thai?
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (ISUG9)

Thai burger? You don't know if there's meat until you open the bun?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:41 PM (0mRoj)

107 I avoided it for years. Finally said screw it, I'll
try one. Delicious. But an unholy mess. As soon as you bit into the
golden yellow yolk.....shit is everywhere.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:39 PM (89UPP)


A friend likes to go to the local Korean restaurant and get the bibimbap, but she makes me take the egg because she doesn't like it undercooked like that.

Nom!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2016 10:41 PM (wZCfc)

108 bacon is good, mushrooms are good.
Not convinced egg is. But, i could wrong on that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (voOPb)

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Maybe I'll work up the courage some day. In the meantime, my favorite burger toppings (besides cheese) are grilled onions and sauteed mushrooms. Yum, yum, yum.

Also an unholy mess, if you put as much of that stuff on as you should.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:41 PM (sBOL1)

109 Well, I'm totally on board with the latest advice -- heavy on animal fats, light on carbs.

Well, except the light on carbs part. I'll just wait for that to change though.

Unless they declassify beer as a carb, then I'm mostly indifferent.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 10:39 PM (WGxp4)



My general thoughts on the matter are that if you want to eat a lot, of anything, you need a lot of physical activity. Eat less, require less to maintain.

Now that's very general. Metabolisms and medical issues can play hell with it. But generally speaking, eat in moderation, get a good dose of exercise. It'll carry you far.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (89UPP)

110 see kanye was at the tower today. that would be the press secratary the worms in the msm deserve. anything derogatory from those fucks would be rayyyyycissss. one of his rants would be classic. i might even watch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (KP5rU)

111 >> My favorite burger is bleu cheese and bacon.
>> Amazing flavor.

Yeah, I've done that when I've had all the ingredients handy and time to grill, and my favorite $10 burger places do stuff like that.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (TppKb)

112 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:37 PM (89UPP)

Keep that fucking profanity on your fucking podcast, you fucking shitheel.

The fucking Irish fuck everything up.

[What kind of burger?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (42Mgr)

113 Hellooooo Indiana, chilly tonight: -21 degree wind chill.
Brrrrrrr.

Posted by: gNewt
---------------

I collected a frost-bitten ear in Indiana. -15 deg. and very windy. It still bothers me when it gets cold.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (ZO497)

114 112 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:37 PM (89UPP)

Keep that fucking profanity on your fucking podcast, you fucking shitheel.

The fucking Irish fuck everything up.

[What kind of burger?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (42Mgr)

Potato.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (0mRoj)

115 One night in Bangkok and the world's your burger

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (6FqZa)

116 But no lettuce and no tomato. Yuck.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:38 PM (42Mgr)

Funny thing is that I'm not a tomato fan, but I do enjoy a fresh thin slice on a burger.
Lettuce? i'm indifferent.

Egg on the burger? It would have to be hard fried as BC's runny yolk burger sounds hideous.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (voOPb)

117 Sherrifff David Clarke at the Trump Tank you tour in WI did a fine job. Had'n't heard him speak at that length before. I would like to see him get a role in the Trump administration and he's correct: "Blue Lives Matter!" Too bad Obama doesn't think so..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (tOcW/)

118 Bitchin' ONT, Mis. Hum. - a very nice array!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 13, 2016 10:43 PM (tHwdc)

119
Pulled pork burger, maybe. The rest, no. Just no.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2016 10:43 PM (BK3ZS)

120 106 100 At least you didn't link to all the weird Reuben sammiches Mike Hammer was talking about - chilli? Thai?
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (ISUG9)

Thai burger? You don't know if there's meat until you open the bun?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:41 PM (0mRoj)



I managed to keep beer out of the laptop, but I'm still coughing.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 10:43 PM (EzgxV)

121 Dang just checked DFW weather for this weekend and the highs are projected at 73 for Saturday and 35 for Sunday.

Guess I need to get a jacket out.

Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016 10:43 PM (D2vc1)

122 Girls and Guns ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808712668253134848

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808712745080197120

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808712845173157888

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808712989050359808

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808713116636839936

Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2016 10:43 PM (Ya7zs)

123 Thai burger? You don't know if there's meat until you open the bun?
Posted by: Insomniac
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Thai REUBEN. And the Carolina Reuben has chilli. WTF?

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 10:44 PM (ISUG9)

124 I collected a frost-bitten ear in Indiana. -15 deg. and very windy. It still bothers me when it gets cold.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (ZO497)
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Whose was it?

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:44 PM (sBOL1)

125 Muslims only want a little Earth and water. What could be wrong with that?

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (5Ha/8)

126 Keep that fucking profanity on your fucking podcast, you fucking shitheel.

The fucking Irish fuck everything up.

[What kind of burger?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (42Mgr)



Yeah yeah yeah. Shouldn't you be lighting a candle or something here soon?

And my favorite burger is pretty easy. Bacon, cheese, mustard, lettuce, onion, jalepenos.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (89UPP)

127 More Girls and Guns ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808713251206955008

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808713353665318912

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808713456060944384

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808713562122321920

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808713656573825025

Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (Ya7zs)

128 I collected a frost-bitten ear in Indiana. -15 deg. and very windy. It still bothers me when it gets cold.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (ZO497)


? are there special tools needed? Can you collect a basketfull outside the homeless shelter?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (ixxO0)

129 >>> Three Word Chant!

Posted by: Every Trump Rally So Far

Hard to get iambic pentameter going in unison.

Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (jw2Xw)

130 I don't know. I think it's kind of repellent for a 42 year old to be having sex with an 18 year old. It would be sleeping with your daughter

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (tOcW/)

131 They say that if a sandwich is too easy to eat, it's not worth eating.
I don't know who "they" are but I believe them.
Sandwiches, especially burgers, should be sloppy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (Nox3c)

132 Hello, beloved Horde!

I'm mostly lurking while I try to keep myself on task grading final exams.

However, I wanted to check in to ask for prayers from praying Horde members. I must euthanize my cat (18.5 years old) and am finding it harder than I expected. Also, there are issues with my husband's daughter that I have no idea how to respond to. I'm not sure what is going on, but I suspect that her twisted mother was successful in seriously mis-representing her dad to her. Daughter is angry about things that seem to me to be serious misperceptions of her father's intentions.

Thanks for letting me vent. You all help keep me sane.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (xVuS6)

133 121: countryboy, you can kiss my ass. jacket at that temp, damn, what a lightweight.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (KP5rU)

134 121 Dang just checked DFW weather for this weekend and the highs are projected at 73 for Saturday and 35 for Sunday.

Guess I need to get a jacket out.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016

Looking for a timeout are we?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:46 PM (voOPb)

135 Thai REUBEN. And the Carolina Reuben has chilli. WTF?

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 10:44 PM (ISUG9)



Chili-burger with carrots for the win!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 13, 2016 10:46 PM (ixxO0)

136 I like my burgers with carrots on them.

Posted by: Something almost no one ever said at December 13, 2016 10:46 PM (ZO497)

137 Go with the basic cheeseburger. But pay up for the ingredients. Best beef, cheese, and bun you can lay your hands on.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 10:46 PM (cPsPa)

138 You've got it, Emmie. Hang in there.

Although I'm not sure sanity is our strong suit here. But I can pray!! And I shall.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:46 PM (sBOL1)

139 Whose was it?

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:44 PM (sBOL1)


Never answered, that's why it's considered a classic . . . of a sort.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2016 10:47 PM (wZCfc)

140 By the way, the best way to find the best burger place is frequently to find the place with the best fries; made from scratch. May take a lot of effort.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 10:47 PM (cPsPa)

141 No pinche la chuga on anything.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at December 13, 2016 10:47 PM (M9ou6)

142
And my favorite burger is pretty easy. Bacon, cheese, mustard, lettuce, onion, jalepenos.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (89UPP)
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Forget something?

Posted by: The Carrots at December 13, 2016 10:48 PM (EZebt)

143 Never answered, that's why it's considered a classic . . . of a sort.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2016 10:47 PM (wZCfc)
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But dang it, I want to know what it says to him when it bothers him.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:48 PM (sBOL1)

144 Egg on the burger? It would have to be hard fried as BC's runny yolk burger sounds hideous.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (voOPb)

BC is pretty much a retard about most things, but he is spot on about a runny egg on a burger.

It's fantastic. Try it. Really.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:48 PM (42Mgr)

145 Emmie - Hugs, thoughts, and prayers. Sometimes this stuff seems to all happen at once.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 10:48 PM (ZO497)

146 That burger/hotdog combo is missing the catsup.

Tonite I made a burrfrito. Burrito filling, cheese, picante sauce and sour cream mixed together and heated, then eaten by the spoonful with a bite of Fritos added to each spoonload. That way the Fritos don't get soggy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2016 10:49 PM (oZEJt)

147 >>I think it's kind of repellent for a 42 year old to be having sex with an 18 year old.

Yeah, she is kind of old.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 13, 2016 10:49 PM (/Nite)

148 136 I like my burgers with carrots on them.
Posted by: Something almost no one ever said at December 13, 2016 10:46 PM (ZO497)

Chili hot dog with carrots!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:49 PM (voOPb)

149 see kanye was at the tower today. that would be the press secratary the worms in the msm deserve. anything derogatory from those fucks would be rayyyyycissss. one of his rants would be classic. i might even watch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 10:42 PM (KP5rU)



Also, Jim Brown and Ray Lewis. Very positive words from these men about Trump and their meeting. From the community - bigly, big league.

Posted by: gNewt at December 13, 2016 10:49 PM (QMphW)

150 143 But dang it, I want to know what it says to him when it bothers him.
Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:48 PM (sBOL1)

Bitches about the ugly ear muffs he subjects it to?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (hscyr)

151 140: why are fresh cut fries so damn hard to find? frozen fries are of satan. taste like stale something. not sure what though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (KP5rU)

152
trump
trump
trump



deport
deport
deport




Okay...got it.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (qUNWi)

153 At least you didn't link to all the weird Reuben sammiches Mike Hammer was talking about - chilli? Thai?
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (ISUG9)




There is only one Reuben and it is made with pastrami.



The next closest Reuben is Kincaid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (cPsPa)

154 I am sorry for Alan Thicke's family and friends, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (tOcW/)

155 My favorite burger is bleu cheese and bacon. Amazing flavor.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (0mRoj)


I've been known to make a grilled bacon bleu cheese sandwich.

Posted by: RickZ at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (dQLTf)

156 In-n-Out burger will, on request, "mustard-grill" your burger patties. It really adds something -- though it ends up not tasting like mustard after it's cooked in. They will also grill onions on request (their standard is raw sliced).

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (EzgxV)

157 BC is pretty much a retard about most things, but he is spot on about a runny egg on a burger.

It's fantastic. Try it. Really.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:48 PM (42Mgr)



And by "retard", he of course means right 99.9% of the time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (89UPP)

158 Thanks, Bluebell.

You can say that again, Mike Hammer. This also comes at a time when my mom's cancer seems to be returning. My winter is starting to look bleak.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (xVuS6)

159 December 13, 2016, States must make final decisions in any controversies over the appointment of their electors at least six days before the meeting of the Electors. This is so their electoral votes will be presumed valid when presented to Congress. See, https://tinyurl.com/qfl4rdh .Jello Jill's plans are working. Once, we sow Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt, upon the electral college, we can then declair it null and void. Then we can explain it away in editorial pages of the NYT. Barky's blame Russia and Trump will work. Barky's lawyers will clog the gears of the election process which will grind to a halt. Barky will get his third term. America will suck once again. Good evening.

Posted by: Barney F at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (4acWK)

160 Brains and eggs are out since mad cow came out.
You can substitute pork.

Posted by: gNewt at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (QMphW)

161 >>BC is pretty much a retard about most things, but he is spot on about a runny egg on a burger.

>>It's fantastic. Try it. Really.


The Jew hater is right about the Carrot loving Ginger's assessment of the Egg over Medium on a Burger.

Another suprisingly good burger : Sauteed Kale, Carmelized onions, goat cheese and balsamic reduction.




Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (PeNEi)

162 And unless he had money why would an 18 year old want to have a relationship with a 42 year old, Except for the sex they have nothing in common

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (tOcW/)

163 I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that you people would continue to make jocund remarks at BC's expense.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (NBHj5)

164 The next closest Reuben is Kincaid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (cPsPa)


Hello?

Posted by: Rueben James, plowing the fertile fields.... at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (ixxO0)

165 >>>There is only one Reuben and it is made with pastrami


Beg to differ, that would be corned beef

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)

166 Emmie, prayers up for the sick kittie.

Also, are you sure you have to euthanize the daughter or did I read that wrong?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (IcT7t)

167 I like my burger with tomato, lettuce, onion and mayo on a soft hamburger bun-none of those "kaiser rolls". I want to taste the burger and fixin's, not a bread, bread, bread! So I rarely order one in a restaurant as they invariably serve them on a kaiser roll. But that is just me-to each his own.

Posted by: areswoman at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (Rx2dv)

168 And by "retard", he of course means right 99.9% of the time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (89UPP)
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I have learned that many of his comments need interpreting.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (sBOL1)

169 >>I think it's kind of repellent for a 42 year old to be having sex with an 18 year old.


Only for the 18 year old.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (PeNEi)

170 >>


Why of course the customers loved getting goods for free, and in the future, those "customers" will now demand that the government provide that product for "free" since the government has now set the price of that product at "0", that product's value to the "customers" is now "0".

Nice job government.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 13, 2016 10:53 PM (1JnAL)

171 Runny egg on a burger?

I will not like it Sam I Am.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 10:53 PM (qUNWi)

172 163 I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that you people would continue to make jocund remarks at BC's expense.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (NBHj5)



When the only tool they have is a squeaky toy hammer.....*shrug*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:53 PM (89UPP)

173 My God, this link from Drudge:

http://tinyurl.com/zn39hbm

Three girls in their early 20s have been arrested in England for sexually assaulting a male soccer player, "footballer" as they call him. It was a gangbang after the got him drunk.

You may be thinking "what's the problem". Well, read the details. They got him passed out drunk, and did shit to him.

Yep, that's rape of man by three girls.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 10:53 PM (DW+jj)

174 >>Brains and eggs are out since mad cow came out.

Hillary admitted she is gay?

Posted by: Aviator at December 13, 2016 10:53 PM (/Nite)

175 155 My favorite burger is bleu cheese and bacon. Amazing flavor.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:40 PM (0mRoj)

I've been known to make a grilled bacon bleu cheese sandwich.
Posted by: RickZ at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (dQLTf)

That sounds good. What kind of bread do you use?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:53 PM (0mRoj)

176 Another suprisingly good burger : Sauteed Kale, Carmelized onions, goat cheese and balsamic reduction.


Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (PeNEi)
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Kale. On a burger.

I never took you for a hipster. Huh.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:54 PM (sBOL1)

177 For a laugh, check out the front page of Daily Kos tonight. Keep those poor folks away from kool-aid. They are very close to Jonestown level nuttiness over there.

Posted by: MTF at December 13, 2016 10:54 PM (Bx21z)

178 I have learned that many of his comments need interpreting.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (sBOL1)


It's true. He slips that disgusting anti-semitism in far too often. Gotta be on the look out for it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:54 PM (89UPP)

179 Thanks for letting me vent. You all help keep me sane.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (xVuS6)

Condolences about your kitty. I found out my older kitteh has cancer and my mother's Alzheimers has gotten a lot worse.

Yeh, these things do hit all at once sometimes.

The Saturday Pet Thread is a good place to go for support in dealing with our furry friends who are no longer with us or are in bad health.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2016 10:54 PM (Ya7zs)

180 >>You may be thinking "what's the problem". Well, read the details. They got him passed out drunk, and did shit to him.


I'll have to give him a call and welcomehim to manhood.

Posted by: Tom Ford at December 13, 2016 10:54 PM (PeNEi)

181 I was marveling at the bigly, yuuuge, and luxurious content of the ONT, and a Food Thread broke out!!!

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 10:54 PM (EzgxV)

182 If they sell it in your area, try the Oroweat "Crustini" hamburger bun.

Sublime.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (v5iqM)

183 165: corned beef it is.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

184 >>I've been known to make a grilled bacon bleu cheese sandwich.


Two of those would make good Burger Buns.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (PeNEi)

185 I like food.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)

186 Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (xVuS6)

Sorry for your troubles, Emmie. Will keep you in prayer. That's a very long time to have a cat and they can grow to be very dear to us even after a shorter time. I will also pray that the rough places in the relationship between your husband and her father is worked out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (tOcW/)

187 Also, are you sure you have to euthanize the daughter or did I read that wrong?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (IcT7t)


Daughter is worth keeping. Her mother can go anytime.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (xVuS6)

188 Tonite I made a burrfrito. Burrito filling, cheese,
picante sauce and sour cream mixed together and heated, then eaten by
the spoonful with a bite of Fritos added to each spoonload. That way the
Fritos don't get soggy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2016 10:49 PM (oZEJt)


I used to love chicken liver burritos: dredge the livers in flour, fry in butter with black pepper, roll them into a tortilla and fry it lightly on a skillet with cheddar and cottage cheese.
keeps the cold out

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (wZCfc)

189 That Corriea quote is one of the best book beginnings ever (assuming I'm remembering correctly and it *is8 the beginning).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (sEDyY)

190 165 >>>There is only one Reuben and it is made with pastrami


Beg to differ, that would be corned beef

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)



Pastrami is corned beef....unless you make it with venison then it is venison pastrami.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 10:56 PM (ixxO0)

191 Prayers and hugs, Emma

Posted by: @votermom @cm at December 13, 2016 10:56 PM (Om16U)

192 Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (sBOL1)

A Braves fan and a Red Sox fan?

It's a wonder you two can read multisyllabic words, much less understand them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:56 PM (42Mgr)

193 I like all sorts of greens.

Was actually a vegetarian for 7 years...didn't hunt, so I didn't eat meat.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 10:56 PM (PeNEi)

194 Daughter is worth keeping. Her mother can go anytime.

Thank you for the clarification, that makes much more sense.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 10:56 PM (IcT7t)

195 I used to love chicken liver burritos: dredge the livers in flour, fry in butter with black pepper, roll them into a tortilla and fry it lightly on a skillet with cheddar and cottage cheese.
keeps the cold out



You crazy.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 10:56 PM (qUNWi)

196 173 My God, this link from Drudge:

http://tinyurl.com/zn39hbm

Three girls in their early 20s have been arrested in England for sexually assaulting a male soccer player, "footballer" as they call him. It was a gangbang after the got him drunk.

You may be thinking "what's the problem". Well, read the details. They got him passed out drunk, and did shit to him.

Yep, that's rape of man by three girls.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 10:53 PM (DW+jj)

Nonsense. Men are perpetrators, women are victims, without exception.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)

197 A Braves fan and a Red Sox fan?

It's a wonder you two can read multisyllabic words, much less understand them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:56 PM (42Mgr)
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And a couple of Micks to boot.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:57 PM (sBOL1)

198 173: was megan there? any buttstuff? probably kolledge chicks doing some sororiety shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

199 Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 10:56 PM (ixxO0)

You are forgiven because you are just a kid.

Pastrami is corned beef that has been smoked.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:57 PM (42Mgr)

200 I like burger egg bacon.
Also like burger guacamole
Burger bacon onion ring
In fact I'll try a whole bunch of toppings but not pbj. That's just wrong.

Posted by: @votermom @cm at December 13, 2016 10:58 PM (Om16U)

201 They got him passed out drunk, and did shit to him.

Yep, that's rape of man by three girls.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 10:53 PM (DW+jj)

Yeah, I'm sure they held a gun to his head and made him chug

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 10:58 PM (WGxp4)

202 Daughter is worth keeping. Her mother can go anytime.
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (xVuS6)

Damn. And I thought MY family was dysfunctional.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:58 PM (0mRoj)

203 Was actually a vegetarian for 7 years...didn't hunt, so I didn't eat meat.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 10:56 PM (PeNEi)
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The cognitive dissonance is strong with you tonight.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:58 PM (sBOL1)

204 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (tOcW/)

Fen,

Here's the Cliff Notes version of the widow Cray Cray story I was gonna tell you about.

After moving to Texas in 2012, I answered a Craigslist ad by a widow who said she was ready to try again. She had lost hubby, was raising 3 boys, scared of dating but wanted to give it a shot.

I answered, she seemed scared and hesitant but at the same time we hit it off. Things went well for a while, then in the fall things started getting weird.

I wrote it off at first to being a scared widow, but crap kept happening. Mainly, whenever it got to the point of meeting people and being really in her life, something would happen and things would stall. Other stuff happened (the long version), we went back and forth like this for a while before I finally said the heck with it and ended it in early 2013.

After this, it was always her who got back in touch with me. We tried again later in 2013, she got weird and ran off. Whatever. Go away now.

She came back in 2014, same thing. She got weird went away. Whatever. After a while it was kind of a game. She would still send me an email once in a while, and text me on my birthday. That's it. Whatever.

Fast forward to Thanksgiving. She texted me wishing me a belated happy birthday, started asking about my love life, said she didn't have one either, and wanted to meet for a drink.

Stupid me, of course I said ok, because drinks and/or dinner always ended well IYKWIMAITYD.

She sends me some pics of her son's wedding from May, and on one of them is a little info that shows me I could dig up some info about her. I google her name as it may have been when she was married, but nothing came up.

Another first name with that last name came up at the school I know she works at. I thought this odd, so I clicked it, and there she was. Turns out after over 4 years, she was using a complete alias.

After this shock, I started looking around some more. A man's name kept popping up that I knew as her dead husband. After a while though, I noticed that I could find no evidence this guy was actually dead.

Once again, that sick feeling starts coming back. So I race home after work, decide to reactivate my Facebook account, and look him up.

There he was, and there she was in some of his pictures.

So all along this chick not only used a fake name with me (4 1/2 years), but also was no only NOT a widow, but was still married, and to the same guy she told me has been dead for almost 10 years now. They've been married over 30 years now.

As I'm putting all this together the following morning, she texts me saying she can't meet this week, but wants to next week. After counseling with the Horde, I decided to not reply, and just deleted my old email and changed my phone number. So now we'll see if she tries to contact me some other way, but I kinda doubt it at this point. She may have gotten the hint.

And THAT, Fenelon, is the story of the widow Cray Cray.

Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016 10:58 PM (D2vc1)

205 why are fresh cut fries so damn hard to find? frozen fries are of satan. taste like stale something. not sure what though.
Posted by: chavez the hugo




because they are really hard to make.

make fries
soak to get starch out
fry
set aside to cool or something
fry
serve.

if you have committed to making fresh fries the hamburger is easy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 10:59 PM (cPsPa)

206 47 1. does anyone remember the hippo burger in s.f.? a restaurant with about 100 variations on the hamburger including ice cream!

2. anyone planning on seeing jennifer lawrence's new movie where she gets a boyfriend in outer space and omg omg omg they do it - in zero gravity! wow!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 13, 2016 10:26 PM (WTSFk)


Does she do anal? Cause I do.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at December 13, 2016 10:59 PM (1JnAL)

207 As a deaf, dumb and blind Pinball afficianado, this female gang rape thing has me nervous.

Posted by: Tommy at December 13, 2016 10:59 PM (PeNEi)

208 I substitute a good bleu cheese dressing for mayo on many of my sandwiches. Break up the larger bleu cheese crumbles.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2016 10:59 PM (oZEJt)

209 I think it's kind of repellent for a 42 year old to be having sex with an 18 year old girl.

............
girls are icky

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 13, 2016 10:59 PM (jrFgU)

210 160 Brains and eggs are out since mad cow came out.
You can substitute pork.
Posted by: gNewt
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Brains & eggs are great. I've only had pork, though. And they came out of a can. Hormel, or maybe Armour?

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:00 PM (ISUG9)

211 198: Yep, there was buttstuff, to him, while he was unconscious. With scissors.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 11:00 PM (DW+jj)

212 Kbdabear, sorry to hear about your mother and your kitty.

I appreciate your empathy.

Fen, thanks for the prayers. There are a lot of issues my husband's daughter never got to work out with him. Time with him was special and I guess she just wanted to enjoy it when they were together. Unfortunately, that meant she never tested the lies her mom was telling her.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 11:01 PM (xVuS6)

213 make fries
soak to get starch out
fry
set aside to cool or something
fry
serve.


You get the starch out?

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:01 PM (qUNWi)

214 http://tinyurl.com/zn39hbm

Three girls in their early 20s have been arrested in England for sexually assaulting a male soccer player, "footballer" as they call him. It was a gangbang after the got him drunk.

You may be thinking "what's the problem". Well, read the details. They got him passed out drunk, and did shit to him.

Yep, that's rape of man by three girls.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius




yeah, going to need more details.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 11:01 PM (cPsPa)

215 That Corriea quote is one of the best book beginnings ever (assuming I'm remembering correctly and it *is8 the beginning).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (sEDyY)


It meets and may exceed anything by Harry Harrison - who made a practice of writing a series of really fascinating opening paragraphs for inclusion into short stories he hadn't written yet

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2016 11:01 PM (wZCfc)

216 You may be thinking "what's the problem". Well, read the details. They got him passed out drunk, and did shit to him.


I'll have to give him a call and welcomehim to manhood.

Posted by: Tom Ford at December 13, 2016 10:54 PM (PeNEi)


Wasn't too bad till they pulled out the scissors.

Posted by: gNewt at December 13, 2016 11:02 PM (QMphW)

217 Daughter is worth keeping. Her mother can go anytime.
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 10:55 PM (xVuS6)
--------------------

I'll pray for your husband and his daughter, too. There's only so much you can do there, I know.

Just keep going - come back and see us when you need a break!

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 11:02 PM (sBOL1)

218 Pastrami is corned beef that has been smoked.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 10:57 PM (42Mgr)



Pastrami means 'smoke'?


I did smoke a corned venison. Whoo-boy.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 11:02 PM (ixxO0)

219 You get the starch out?
Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:01 PM (qUNWi)




not my recipe, it is the recipe from one of my favorite fry makers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 11:02 PM (cPsPa)

220 However, I wanted to check in to ask for prayers
from praying Horde members. I must euthanize my cat (18.5 years old)
and am finding it harder than I expected. Also, there are issues with
my husband's daughter that I have no idea how to respond to. I'm not
sure what is going on, but I suspect that her twisted mother was
successful in seriously mis-representing her dad to her. Daughter is
angry about things that seem to me to be serious misperceptions of her
father's intentions.



Thanks for letting me vent. You all help keep me sane.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 10:45 PM (xVuS6)

Prayers up for your stepdaughter and for you and your kitty, Emmie. I can relate to both circumstances. I have one cat's ashes and the other we buried in the back yard. I had to leave her when the house was sold.
Regarding your stepdaughter, you must feel the unfairness acutely when it concerns the man you love. Toxic exes are a real challenge to handle despite the best of Christian intentions. Maybe one-on-one time with her dad can affirm his love for her and perhaps clarify. Not much you can do for the ex except to leave her to God and try not to spend too much energy resenting her.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 13, 2016 11:02 PM (tHwdc)

221 >>The cognitive dissonance is strong with you tonight.


Nothing dissonant about that. I pretty much only eat meat that I harvested or that comes from ranchers / farmers I know.

Occasionaly, I will have a burger or a steak when I am out. But, I generally prefer to eat fish and game I kill, clean and butcher/process myself.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 11:02 PM (PeNEi)

222 Mcdonalds holiday coffee cup; NSFW http://preview.tinyurl.com/jggs7f2
Note the date Dec 12 I got a cup like this on Dec 1st and saw it before I finished the coffee, I just drew it different. I texted it to several people so I can prove it. My daughter put it on twitter.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at December 13, 2016 11:02 PM (aSiah)

223 yeah, going to need more details.


Scissors and sex are two absolutely opposed words.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:03 PM (qUNWi)

224 Was actually a vegetarian for 7 years...didn't hunt, so I didn't eat meat.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 10:56 PM (PeNEi)

I hope she was worth it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2016 11:03 PM (42Mgr)

225 Thanks, Votermom.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 11:03 PM (xVuS6)

226 And THAT, Fenelon, is the story of the widow Cray Cray.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016 10:58 PM (D2vc1)

Certainly sounds cray-cray. Glad you deleted your e-mail and changed your number.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 11:03 PM (tOcW/)

227 I like burgers. I like cheese. I like corn chips. I like chili. I like bbq sauce. I like pulled pork. I like jalapenos. I like salsa. I like guacamole. I like tortilla strips but not as much as corn chips. I like peppers but not as much as jalapenos. I like onions. I like steak. I like sauerkraut. I like mustard. I like hot dogs but not as much as burgers and steak. I like bacon more than I should. I like eggs. I like pastrami. I like slaw but not as much as sauerkraut. I like peanut butter but only with honey. Syrup makes me sick and I've never heard of fry sauce. I like hash browns crispy but no one knows how to make them right except for my granny and she's dead.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 13, 2016 11:03 PM (CbGSW)

228 A little slow out of the gate this year, but picked out a tree today, and two wreaths. Got the tree up, and the wreaths hung. Tomorrow, window candles and the tree decorated... oh, got to put some greenery and bows on the mailbox.

Ho, ho, ho.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 11:03 PM (ZO497)

229 211: damn, never pass out with cray cray women. that will never, ever end well. if you want to drink til you pass out, go home.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 11:04 PM (KP5rU)

230 Didn't know illegals could collect unemployment. Geez. No wonder we are broke.

Posted by: Infidel at December 13, 2016 11:04 PM (a62hT)

231 Damn. And I thought MY family was dysfunctional.

My family put the fun in dysfunctional.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 11:04 PM (IcT7t)

232 >>I hope she was worth it.


Hahaha - awesome.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 11:04 PM (PeNEi)

233 Larry Correia's "Monster Hunter" series is a good read.

John Ringo teamed up to write a prequel series too.

I think "Monster Hunter International" which starts with the quoted line is free at Baen Books too. Just like a good dealer, at Baen Books, the first taste is free. /s

Posted by: rd at December 13, 2016 11:04 PM (Rtl0g)

234 That sounds good. What kind of bread do you use?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:53 PM (0mRoj)


For grilled cheese sammiches, I use the Pepperidge Farm Country Racist White Bread. A schmear of Dijon doesn't hurt, either.

Posted by: RickZ at December 13, 2016 11:04 PM (dQLTf)

235 220 However, I wanted to check in to ask for prayers
from praying Horde members. I must euthanize my cat (18.5 years old)


That is a long life indeed. Prayers for you.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 11:04 PM (ixxO0)

236 yeah, going to need more details.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 11:01 PM (cPsPa)

Ugh.
Sorry I read that.
The guy was age 20.

The 3 filmed themselves. While he was passed out they cut his hair, sliced vegetables over him (not sure what that means), then stuck scissors up his butt.
The article says he felt pain but did not sustain serious injury.

Posted by: @votermom @cm at December 13, 2016 11:04 PM (Om16U)

237 226 And THAT, Fenelon, is the story of the widow Cray Cray.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016 10:58 PM (D2vc1)

---

Wow.

Glad you took our advice.

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:04 PM (CRotO)

238 >>Scissors and sex are two absolutely opposed words.


You don't click enough of Ace's Busty Lez Pron links.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 11:05 PM (PeNEi)

239 Scissors and sex are two absolutely opposed words.
Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:03 PM (qUNWi)




not when you have nitrous oxide and pabst blue ribbon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 11:05 PM (cPsPa)

240 159 December 13, 2016, States must make final decisions in any controversies over the appointment of their electors at least six days before the meeting of the Electors. This is so their electoral votes will be presumed valid when presented to Congress. See, https://tinyurl.com/qfl4rdh .Jello Jill's plans are working. Once, we sow Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt, upon the electral college, we can then declair it null and void. Then we can explain it away in editorial pages of the NYT. Barky's blame Russia and Trump will work. Barky's lawyers will clog the gears of the election process which will grind to a halt. Barky will get his third term. America will suck once again. Good evening.
Posted by: Barney F at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (4acWK)


Nope. At noon on 1/20/17 Barack H. Obama is gone.

No extension.

No 3rd term.

No nothing, just goodbye, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

If there is no President "elected" by 1/20/17, the Paul Ryan becomes President.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at December 13, 2016 11:05 PM (1JnAL)

241 228: hammer! i think it goes ho fucking ho! that's the way i always heard it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

242 I'm finding this quite fascinating...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH3bmG-KjvU

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:05 PM (CRotO)

243 Scissors and sex are two absolutely opposed words.

Lesbians seem to do OK.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 11:06 PM (IcT7t)

244 Scissors and sex are two absolutely opposed words.
Posted by: eleven
-------------------

I think you're looking at the wrong pron sites...

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:06 PM (ISUG9)

245 Occasionaly, I will have a burger or a steak when I am out. But, I generally prefer to eat fish and game I kill, clean and butcher/process myself.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 11:02 PM (PeNEi)
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No, see, that's what I already knew about you.

This kale on burgers and vegetarian stuff - that's the cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 11:07 PM (sBOL1)

246 Miley, sounds like we have faced similar challenges. Thanks for the good thoughts.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 11:07 PM (xVuS6)

247 211 198: Yep, there was buttstuff, to him, while he was unconscious. With scissors.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
-----------------------

8 take it that were NOT members of his fan club?

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:08 PM (ISUG9)

248 Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)

That's a ghastly story. As I've noted my BIL was a professional soccer player. I'm sure he was a bit randy as a young(er) man although he never drank much, but by the time he met my sister when he was 27 he satyed faithful to her and he's now in his 70s, What they did to that football player was rape and abuse. I hope they got a lot of jail time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 11:08 PM (tOcW/)

249 Just keep going - come back and see us when you need a break!

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 11:02 PM (sBOL1)


How late will you be up?

This is my end-of the-semester crunch time.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 11:08 PM (xVuS6)

250 Kale doesn't belong anywhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)

251 The link has the pix of the three girls. Cute but two of them definitely have crazy eyes. The middle one looks disturbingly normal girl next door, so I'm guessing she's the real sociopath and ring leader.

Posted by: @votermom @cm at December 13, 2016 11:08 PM (Om16U)

252 I'm telling you, sauteed Kale, Goat Cheese and Balsamic Reduction is a fantastic combo. Put it on a bloody burger and it is out of this world good.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 11:09 PM (PeNEi)

253 The End of the Campaign As We Know It

http://tinyurl.com/jdhfxfo

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 13, 2016 11:09 PM (vBeA5)

254

All the folks around Madison County cussed your name
You`re just a no-account, sharecropping colored man
Who would steal anything he can
And everybody laid the blame on Reuben James

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2016 11:09 PM (IqV8l)

255 8 take it that were NOT members of his fan club?

I've heard of celebrities calling their fans "a pain in the ass" before.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 11:09 PM (IcT7t)

256 207 As a deaf, dumb and blind Pinball afficianado, this female gang rape thing has me nervous.
Posted by: Tommy at December 13, 2016 10:59 PM (PeNEi)


Nothing to worry about at all.

Posted by: Uncle Ernie at December 13, 2016 11:09 PM (1JnAL)

257 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 11:08 PM (tOcW/)


I hope they do too.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)

258
Barney F at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (4acWK)


Why do you think they call it "dope", dope?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2016 11:09 PM (BK3ZS)

259 How late will you be up?

This is my end-of the-semester crunch time.
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 11:08 PM (xVuS6)
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Weeeellllll, I'm about to go to bed, but I'm leaving you in good hands and I'll be here tomorrow!

Good night, everyone.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 11:10 PM (sBOL1)

260 168 And by "retard", he of course means right 99.9% of the time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (89UPP)
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I have learned that many of his comments need interpreting.

Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2016 10:52 PM (sBOL1)

He speaks Jooish doesn't he?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)

261 Good night to you bluebell.

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:11 PM (qUNWi)

262 The article doesn't mention the "footballer's" name -- this is some victim protection thing, I think. THey only mention his age, 20 above as Votermom mentioned.

So we don't know if he was one of the top soccer players or "minor league" or whatever they call it over there.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 11:11 PM (DW+jj)

263 250 Kale doesn't belong anywhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)



In a PT boat, perhaps?

Posted by: McKale at December 13, 2016 11:11 PM (ixxO0)

264 niters bluebell

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:11 PM (CRotO)

265 'Nite bluebell

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 11:11 PM (voOPb)

266 Damn. And I thought MY family was dysfunctional.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 10:58 PM (0mRoj)


Ha! We should compare notes sometime. Her mom was always shocking me with the things she would do regarding her daughter. Fortunately, daughter is far more reasonable than her mom.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 11:12 PM (xVuS6)

267 smfh! how are you?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

268 263 250 Kale doesn't belong anywhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)



In a PT boat, perhaps?
Posted by: McKale at December 13, 2016 11:11 PM (ixxO0)

Only if it's going to be scuttled.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)

269 R.I.P. Mr. Seaver. Always enjoyed Growing Pains more than Family Ties and Alan Thicke was one of the main reasons. Just like imagining him as my dad more than Michael Grossman.

Posted by: Lazzeri Scooter at December 13, 2016 11:12 PM (DDHnM)

270 Ha! We should compare notes sometime. Her mom was always shocking me with the things she would do regarding her daughter. Fortunately, daughter is far more reasonable than her mom.
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 11:12 PM (xVuS6)

Thank goodness for that. It doesn't always turn out that way.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)

271 Don't like Kale as a hot vegetable or in a salad Home made Kale chips I quite like, though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 11:13 PM (tOcW/)

272 Oh...did not know Alan Thicke died.


RIP.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:13 PM (qUNWi)

273 In-n-Out burger will, on request, "mustard-grill" your burger patties. It really adds something -- though it ends up not tasting like mustard after it's cooked in. They will also grill onions on request (their standard is raw sliced).

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (EzgxV)


Animal Style is the only way to go.

Animal Style fries are also a must.

BTW, you can get your fries custom cooked from practically raw to burnt to a crisp.

Posted by: The Animal Style Hat at December 13, 2016 11:13 PM (vBeA5)

274
There is a one-of-a-kind lunch place near where my son works that makes the absolute best french fries that I have ever had. Crisp and hot. Time to resume my weekly lunch meetings with him, I guess.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2016 11:14 PM (BK3ZS)

275 The End of the Campaign As We Know It


Posted by: The Political Hat at December 13, 2016 11:09 PM (vBeA5)


OMG. Trump is both a technological luddite AND a master of new media.
Why is it that those icky conservatives are both incredibly stupid and so clever both at the same time?

(who would have thought that hand-written notes don't get hacked and scanned images are harder to word search?)

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2016 11:14 PM (wZCfc)

276 267 smfh! how are you?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

---

Hi chavez : )

Doing ok.

Watching a fascinating documentary about the Earth no longer spinning.

I do love SMOD docs.


Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:14 PM (CRotO)

277 damn them burgers look disgusting

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:16 PM (U0lQa)

278 original

Posted by: Origional Jake at December 13, 2016 11:16 PM (jrFgU)

279 276; smfh, bet the damn russians were responsible.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

280 Skinny fries or crinkle-cut?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 11:16 PM (ixxO0)

281 My family put the fun in dysfunctional.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Sp how are things wrapping up?

Posted by: Adriane the Commercialization of Electricity Critic ... at December 13, 2016 11:17 PM (AoK0a)

282 >>The article says he felt pain but did not
>>sustain serious injury.

When I think back in the day about what went on, the idea of the smartphone camera is enough to make my testicles scramble back up where they came from.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 11:17 PM (M3WlM)

283 Apropos of nothing in particular, I fixed the jam in my 3D printer today. I started out just figuring out the steps I needed to do but got down to the last screw to insert.....and I knew where it needed to be, but there was nothing behind the hole for the screw to catch threads on.



The manufacturer, Qidi, is somewhat infamous for their attention to support -- they include a full toolkit and a bunch of spare parts with the printer! -- so I started looking at youtube videos to try and see what part the screw was supposed to engage.....turns out, I thought the last screw was supposed to be this 1/4" guy, but I'd pulled that out of the spare parts bin -- the real screw was about 1-1/2 inches and was sitting in the spare parts bin. Once I saw that, it became obvious what it was supposed to thread into.



I've got it printing a small test Cthulhu to make sure it's working properly.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 11:17 PM (EzgxV)

284 heh Chavez

"Russians use freeze ray to stop spinning of Earth"

Should tweet that to CNN.

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:18 PM (CRotO)

285 Heya cooth : )

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:19 PM (CRotO)

286 Watching a fascinating documentary about the Earth no longer spinning.

I do love SMOD docs.


Posted by: SMFH
---------------

We're going to fall off!
Damn glad I've got that huge logging chain...

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:19 PM (BB+7x)

287
"Russians use freeze ray to stop spinning of Earth"

Vlad is Mister Freeze.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)

288 284: i if i twittered i would.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 11:20 PM (KP5rU)

289 I've got it printing a small test Cthulhu to make sure it's working properly.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 11:17 PM (EzgxV)

Squee!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2016 11:21 PM (sEDyY)

290 grilled bacon/peanut butter , FTW

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at December 13, 2016 11:21 PM (CL76w)

291 Chaka Fattah. Black moose-limb?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 11:21 PM (MiBfH)

292 Christmas songs came up last night. This is one I liked when I used to get tired of the radio overplaying their syrupy secular Christmas songs. Oddly my local stations don't seem to play any Christmas muzak anymore and since I come close to boycotting all retail stores for the 4-5 weeks before Christmas I had to find some Christmas tunes because I was missing them. But if you feel like
Christmas; Bah Humbug this is a good antidote for saccharin tunes unless you hate bluegrass. https://youtu.be/say1kw6JoT8 "Oh Santa where art thou"

Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2016 11:21 PM (dkExz)

293 my opinion, that 3 signs article is wrong

not as a current snapshot but as a prediction

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:21 PM (U0lQa)

294 121 Dang just checked DFW weather for this weekend and the highs are projected at 73 for Saturday and 35 for Sunday.

Guess I need to get a jacket out.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016 10:43 PM (D2vc1)


Low of 19 for Sunday morning. I'm glad we're having a winter this year.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 13, 2016 11:21 PM (nvMvs)

295 >>I've got it printing a small test Cthulhu
>> to make sure it's working properly

Printing successful but he got banned on his first post?

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 11:21 PM (M3WlM)

296 My neighborhood looks like a carnival (in a good way). Turn off the bleak main rd. a blind curve into a wonderland of lights, colored lights, blinking lights leading the street path and round the houses, tree trunks skirted, Santa, reindeer, elves. No matter how down I feel when I round the curve my spirits are lifted.

Posted by: gNewt at December 13, 2016 11:22 PM (QMphW)

297 lol Chi.

Hope you have oxygen stored also.

Breathing will be a bit more difficult.

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:22 PM (CRotO)

298 291: some fat, old, white grannie in flowered yoga pants. mmm,mmm,mmm.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

299 If anyone is interested,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH3bmG-KjvU

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:23 PM (CRotO)

300 Milo today.

https://youtu.be/-t1ufzttyUM?t=29m31s

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 13, 2016 11:23 PM (VdICR)

301 273 In-n-Out burger will, on request, "mustard-grill" your burger patties. It really adds something -- though it ends up not tasting like mustard after it's cooked in. They will also grill onions on request (their standard is raw sliced).

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 10:50 PM (EzgxV)

Animal Style is the only way to go.

Animal Style fries are also a must.

BTW, you can get your fries custom cooked from practically raw to burnt to a crisp.

Posted by: The Animal Style Hat at December 13, 2016 11:13 PM (vBeA5)


I'm not big on sauces or pickles, so I end-up either going animal-style and whittling it down or building up from plain with "double-double, mustard-fried and grilled onions".

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 11:23 PM (EzgxV)

302 253 The End of the Campaign As We Know It

http://tinyurl.com/jdhfxfo
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 13, 2016 11:09 PM (vBeA5)

I KNEW all those online personality tests were about data mining! Hah!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 13, 2016 11:24 PM (Om16U)

303 Low of 19 for Sunday morning. I'm glad we're having a winter this year.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 13, 2016 11:21 PM (nvMvs)

Fortunately it doesn't last long.

The high tomorrow in Detroit is going to be 19, low of 9.

Just gives me a reminder of one of the many reasons I left Michigan.

Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016 11:24 PM (D2vc1)

304 When the Rooskies use that freeze ray, I hope its after 5 o'clock!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 11:24 PM (ixxO0)

305 So islam is a crutch for criminal behavior? Guess Flip Wilson was right after all. 'The devil made me do it.'
.

Posted by: Eromero at December 13, 2016 11:25 PM (zLDYs)

306 Trump picked his secretary of interior

some guy from Montana. zenke? something like that. lt gov maybe

wash times had it

from background might be a good pick. i think his hunter kids brought him in, and he's opposed to program like wolf reintroduction

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:25 PM (U0lQa)

307 French fries are best in either beef tallow or duck fat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 13, 2016 11:26 PM (89T5c)

308 280 Skinny fries or crinkle-cut?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 11:16 PM (ixxO0)



Carl's / Hardee's used to have fries that were essentially pureed spuds extruded into the shape of fries. Surprisingly good, and different, but they discontinued 'em because government decided they weren't really fries.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV)

309
304 When the Rooskies use that freeze ray, I hope its after 5 o'clock it's polar penises for everyone, gentlemen!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 11:24 PM (ixxO0)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2016 11:26 PM (BK3ZS)

310 LOL Kreb!

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:27 PM (CRotO)

311 Sp how are things wrapping up?

Estate number 2 should be wrapping up soon. Only one person has made any noise about "contesting" or legal crap, and he's a druggie that's been in and out of jail his whole life. Believe it or not, he's not a blood relative.

Estate number 1 continues to drag on through the legal system as one creditor is holding everything up until he gets his day in court to get what he's "owed". He's only asking for half the value of the estate. Too bad for him he didn't take certain payments when he incurred the expenses, as he may have estoppled himself.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 11:27 PM (IcT7t)

312 sorry

zinke. he's a representative

ex seal

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:28 PM (U0lQa)

313 Linking to Russian Times? You may as well link to National Enquirer... geez

Posted by: jacke at December 13, 2016 10:28 PM (fO+6C)

Both have more credibility than the New York Times. Low bar, I know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 11:28 PM (MiBfH)

314 Interior Sec nominee is Rep. Mike Zinke (R). Montana has only one congressman -- the district is the whole state.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 11:29 PM (DW+jj)

315 285 Heya cooth : )

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:19 PM (CRotO)


Hello, Sweetie!!!


Haven't sent your package, yet. Will try to get it out this week.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 11:29 PM (EzgxV)

316 Has anyone heard from L,Elle?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 13, 2016 11:31 PM (MZcWR)

317 Bigby's -
WZ had it earlier today, including a pretty funny interview with him.
He shows off all his SEAL issue knives.

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:32 PM (BB+7x)

318 Has anyone heard from L,Elle?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 13, 2016 11:31 PM (MZcWR)

And Texas Zombie?

Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016 11:33 PM (D2vc1)

319 I don't listen to much talk radio although I have really enjoyed Dennis Prager when i get a chance to listen, and I prefer Mark Steyn to Rush Limbaugh. However, whoever my husband had on this afternoon made good points. The election wasn't hacked. It's simple, really. The Brooklyn nitwits who thought Hillary had the rust belt sewed up were wrong. For goodness sakes, she didn't even care enough to show up in MI and I think she showed up in Philadelphia briefly. Nowhere out in small town PAal. Trump talked about jobs. She was talking about "womens' issues" as if the only thing important to women was gender equality and abortion. Her campaign was totally clueless appealing only the issues leftist on the East and West Coast cared about. Aside form that, Hillary is just a nasty person. There didn't have to be any hacking by Russia. Trump is just a harder worker than she is and if he doesn't care about people he fakes it quite well (and I think he does care and has more experience with working class people

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 11:33 PM (tOcW/)

320
I just heard an idiot on Fake News CNN say ISIS being routed out of Aleppo is a bad thing.

Why?

Because it's only going to lead to more radicalization!

The Left has been getting away with this bullshit for a decade: Killing terrorists only leads to more terrorists. So, naturally, the best course of action is to not kill terrorists, and they'll eventually go away or die or eventually die of natural causes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 13, 2016 11:33 PM (VrrP4)

321 i think a montanan is a great pick

interior needs a wrsterner, specifically. straighten it out using common sense, somebody with an honest feel for the issues. that standoff shit with Obama would have never happened with a westerner there instead of a pointy head liberal

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:34 PM (U0lQa)

322 Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 13, 2016 10:19 PM (J8/9G)

Nailed it. Our founding was on a concept of natural rights - that these rights come from a higher source than mere government (whether nature or God), and that they are as necessary to the human spirit as air or water is to the body.

Europe threw out all of the Enlightenment and went with Rousseau and his Noble Savage bullshit instead, and started dreaming about how to unmake society and get back to some kind of eternal childhood where everything would just work, because magic.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 13, 2016 11:34 PM (sp6+W)

323 Carl's / Hardee's used to have fries that were essentially pureed spuds extruded into the shape of fries. Surprisingly good, and different, but they discontinued 'em because government decided they weren't really fries.
Posted by: cthulhu
------------------

Sounds like Ore Ida Crispers. I used to love those things.
Bake 'em and dig in.

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:35 PM (BB+7x)

324 289 I've got it printing a small test Cthulhu to make sure it's working properly.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 11:17 PM (EzgxV)

Squee!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2016 11:21 PM (sEDyY)


Heh. It's from https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:18100 -- printed at 200%.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV)

325 garrett should have been named Sec of Interior

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)

326 L has been around.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:35 PM (qUNWi)

327 320: sooth, if we leave them alone, they will probably just go watch cartoons and shit. or, katy turd. whatever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

328 L has been around.


I mean around here.

Not trying to disparage her honor.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)

329 Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 11:27 PM (IcT7t)

After Life, avoid hell.
In Life, avoid the courts...


Hope you are keeping your sense of humor through all this.

Posted by: Adriane the Ancient Chinese Secret Critic ... at December 13, 2016 11:38 PM (AoK0a)

330 L on a date maybe

none of you know what that is

don't google it

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:39 PM (U0lQa)

331 I have done absolutely nothing for Christmas. Between the three churches and feeling lousy and being hospitalized, I've done zilch. Don't even have a tree yet although FenSpouise decorated in the living room and put a wreath outside, God bless him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 11:39 PM (tOcW/)

332 I just heard an idiot on Fake News CNN say ISIS being routed out of Aleppo is a bad thing.

Why should we give a fuck who destroys ISIS?

Who cares if it's Assad, the Russians, anybody? These fuckers need to die a horrible death, and if it's Assad who administers it, then more power to him.

Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016 11:39 PM (D2vc1)

333 Since this is a defacto food thread, Question:

If I can find my good meat thermometer, can I leave it in the roast while still in the oven?

The only one in the drawer only goes up to 120°.
Idon't even know what that what be good for. Carrots?

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:39 PM (BB+7x)

334 Hope you are keeping your sense of humor through all this.

Yes, ma'am! It's right here in this little box, locked up safe and sound.

It did get out one day. Found out the hard way it's the biting kind.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 11:40 PM (IcT7t)

335 Not trying to disparage her honor.
Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 11:40 PM (tOcW/)

336 Thanks, everyone, for thoughts and prayers.

Back to grading. Sure hope my brain will shut up so I can sleep tonight.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 11:40 PM (xVuS6)

337 interior needs a wrsterner, specifically. straighten it out using common sense, somebody with an honest feel for the issues. that standoff shit with Obama would have never happened with a westerner there instead of a pointy head liberal

It is currently illegal to harvest damage wood after a fire - in national Parks (iirc) - because "the trees have suffered enough".

Posted by: Adriane the Ancient Chinese Secret Critic ... at December 13, 2016 11:41 PM (AoK0a)

338 Chi, get a Thermoworks Dot or Chef Alarm. You can leave the probe in the meat as long as you follow the precautions. If you mess up, you can always buy a replacement probe.

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 11:42 PM (xVuS6)

339 Nope. At noon on 1/20/17 Barack H. Obama is gone.
Posted by: Anne Hathaway at December 13, 2016 11:05 PM (1JnAL)

If that happens I will be butt hurt. I will then order Barky to unlease the Chihuahua's of war which will leave steaming piles of turds in the Oval office and throught the Whitey House. Next, I will tell Barky to toss all the Churchill busts into the toilets. Butt plugs will be farted into famous paintings and more wrath to come. Good evening.

Posted by: Barney F at December 13, 2016 11:42 PM (4acWK)

340 Why should we give a fuck who destroys ISIS?

Who cares if it's Assad, the Russians, anybody? These fuckers need to die a horrible death, and if it's Assad who administers it, then more power to him.


I don't think that's the issue; i think it is that they are going to take ISIS and everyone else in Aleppo, just to make sure.

Posted by: Adriane the Ancient Chinese Secret Critic ... at December 13, 2016 11:42 PM (AoK0a)

341 once you get used to eating good fries it is hard to go back to the frozen. not that I won't just that I will not like it as much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 11:43 PM (cPsPa)

342 It is currently illegal to harvest damage wood after a fire - in national Parks (iirc) - because "the trees have suffered enough".
Posted by: Adriane the Ancient Chinese Secret Critic
-------------------

By that logic, Hillary and the JEF should have to Thermal & Louis off a cliff -
Haven't we suffered enough?

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:43 PM (BB+7x)

343 hah...what I meant was...L has been around here lately.


heh.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi)

344 -21 predicted for Billings, MT Friday night. Played golf ten days ago here.

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at December 13, 2016 11:43 PM (CL76w)

345 Trump picked his secretary of interior
some guy from Montana. zenke? something like that. lt gov maybe ...
from background might be a good pick. i think his hunter kids brought him in, and he's opposed to program like wolf reintroduction
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:25

I think it's Zinke, a first term congressctitter from MT.

Hope he stops listening the that lib Ivanka. She was on prattling bout the US govt helping w/ the cost of childcare. Where in the Constitution do you find did that?

Posted by: Farmer at December 13, 2016 11:43 PM (o/90i)

346 Chi....I had the wrong info in my "email" link in my nic the other nite. Apologies.

If you still have that Oatmeal Cookie recipe hand, mind giving it a 2nd run down the wires?

And for everyone else.

Best fries you can make at home, are in this here cookbook.

http://tinyurl.com/jd3wvlg

Lots of Morons have read Stephen H. Graham. He's a good guy, a great cook and a very talented writer.

Got to hang with him and Val Prieto at Val's house in Miami a few years back. A whole lot of very good food, cold beer, premium sprits and fine cigars disappeared that day n' night.

Whole lot of work in his fries recipe there. Starts with rending dozens of pounds of beef fat to get the right cooking oil for the fries.

The effort is worth it though, I assure you.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2016 11:44 PM (v5iqM)

347 meh, Montana is nice and all but putting a montanan in charger of interior is probably not good, he is going to redo everything to look like a log cabin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 11:44 PM (cPsPa)

348 fenelonspoke i was going to write oh but you make everyone else's Christmas through your work but thats just sunshine

then i was going to say hey trumps early days are like an advent calendar but that's dumb

so hey now's your big chance to celebrate Kwanzaa

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:45 PM (U0lQa)

349 i think a montanan is a great pick

interior needs a wrsterner, specifically. straighten it out using common sense, somebody with an honest feel for the issues. that standoff shit with Obama would have never happened with a westerner there instead of a pointy head liberal
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:34 PM


Growing up, that was understood and traditional. Not sure when it changed.

Of course, Westerner doesn't necessarily mean what it meant 50 years ago.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2016 11:45 PM (DMUuz)

350 Tbanks, Emmie.
Prayers have been sent. Make sure to visit the Pet Thread on Saturday.

Now get back to those papers!

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:45 PM (BB+7x)

351 hah...what I meant was...L has been around here lately.


heh.
Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi)




oh she's been around

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 11:45 PM (cPsPa)

352 I would have liked to have seen Montana.

Posted by: dead Russian submarine guy at December 13, 2016 11:46 PM (qUNWi)

353 Damn autocucumer.

Sure Jim. I think I was missing the underscore?
Email looks like it went through fine...

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:48 PM (BB+7x)

354 so hey now's your big chance to celebrate Kwanzaa
Posted by: Bigby's




have you ever met someone who celebrates kwanzaa for reals? they can hardly admit it with a straight face. even worse they look like they are jealous of the chanukah kids.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 11:48 PM (cPsPa)

355
It is currently illegal to harvest damage wood after a fire - in national Parks (iirc) - because "the trees have suffered enough".
Posted by: Adriane the Ancient Chinese Secret Critic


The Maples have suffered because the Oaks are just too lofty.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2016 11:48 PM (IqV8l)

356 If I can find my good meat thermometer, can I leave it in the roast while still in the oven?

The only one in the drawer only goes up to 120.
Idon't even know what that what be good for. Carrots?
Posted by: Chi /i]

'Leave-in' thermometers need to be specifically spec'd out for that, so chances are 'no.' (plus if it's one of those bi-metal thermometers, it's crap.)

Buy a digital probe thermometer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2016 11:48 PM (1G5R8)

357 Ok cooth,

Will keep an eye out for it.

Thanks : )

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:48 PM (CRotO)

358 Watching a fascinating documentary about the Earth no longer spinning.

I do love SMOD docs.


Posted by: SMFH
---------------

It would be awkward if it stopped suddenly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 11:48 PM (ZO497)

359 well you lpok at whos in now

some bint born in England who likes camping and has lots of conservation awards.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:49 PM (U0lQa)

360 The Maples have suffered because the Oaks are just too lofty.

They do grab up all the light.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 11:49 PM (IcT7t)

361 Now get back to those papers!
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:45 PM (BB+7x)


Sir; yes, sir!

Thanks for prayers.

*back to grading*

Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 11:49 PM (xVuS6)

362 yes i know someone who sort of celebrates Kwanzaa for real

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:51 PM (U0lQa)

363 Hope he stops listening the that lib Ivanka. She was on prattling bout the US govt helping w/ the cost of childcare. Where in the Constitution do you find did that?
Posted by: Farmer
------------------

I don't really care for Ivanka. I saw today that she's auctioning off 2hr coffee date with 2 people. $50k each. You have to pass a SS background check.

Sure sounds like a Dem to me...

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:51 PM (BB+7x)

364 OPPRESSION !!!!

Posted by: The Maples ... at December 13, 2016 11:52 PM (AoK0a)

365
It sounds like they don't want anyone to benefit from forest fires because maybe it might encourage more fires or perhaps they don't want to psychologically lessen the gravity of forest fires by providing an "upside" to the destruction.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 13, 2016 11:53 PM (VrrP4)

366 Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:45 PM (U0lQa)

I have only known one African American guy who celebrated Kwanzaa, but he didn't have the same feeling for it as he did for Christmas, and none of the African Americans in the churches I served ever did.

Sometimes I get so busy with the churches that I didn't give presents-to my friends-I mean until Epiphany which seems more appropriate anyway, and nobody seems to mind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 11:53 PM (tOcW/)

367 Chi,

Thermometer buying guide link in my nic.

It's oriented twards grilling/BBQ but applicable to ovens.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2016 11:53 PM (1G5R8)

368
I don't like Ivanka either.

I think she's a typical stupid limousine liberal.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 13, 2016 11:54 PM (VrrP4)

369 Congressman Zinke is also a former Navy SEAL commander. I mean literally. A SEAL officer with the rank of Commander.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 11:55 PM (DW+jj)

370 Chi, nada on the mail from you, so far.

I'll keep an eye out for incoming, though.

Thanks!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2016 11:55 PM (v5iqM)

371 so anyway

got a refurbished chromebook. not using it yet. planning on installing gallium as the os

i kind of want this to be just a work pc but that never seems to happen

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:55 PM (U0lQa)

372
And I'm not too crazy about Ivanka's husband. He comes from a shady crooked family.

I dont think he'll end up being a good influence on Donald Trump or a positive contributor to the Trump admin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 13, 2016 11:56 PM (VrrP4)

373 Of course, Westerner doesn't necessarily mean what it meant 50 years ago.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Means a lot more than the aggressively anachronistic 'mid-west.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2016 11:56 PM (1G5R8)

374 However, I wanted to check in to ask for prayers
from praying Horde members. I must euthanize my cat (18.5 years old)
That is a long life indeed. Prayers for you.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 11:04

Prayers up from here also.

Posted by: Farmer at December 13, 2016 11:57 PM (o/90i)

375 Ivanka will be liberal somewhat because, after all her dad is in many ways. :^). However, the NY Post reports that the Trump kids are getting harassed and verbally abused. I would think that might turn one off liberals somewhat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2016 11:57 PM (tOcW/)

376 It would be awkward if it stopped suddenly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 11:48 PM (ZO497)

---

According to the doc, five years for the planet to come to a stop.

Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 11:57 PM (CRotO)

377 fuck apple and their volume limit on my headphones. i have a head cold, and can't hear shit. thanks for nothing you momma boys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2016 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

378 At 1:20 AM parking in front of a Hell's Angel's HQ is not a good idea. And is today's runner up Genius Award Winner.

++++

I think you are being unfair to the victim. The picture shows the HQ is located in a neighborhood. And, it looks like the Hell's Angels put out their own traffic cones in the street to try to illegally reserve spaces for themselves. The victim moves one of the cones so he can legally park on the street, like any citizen has a right to, and some criminals decided to shoot him.

There is sometimes a price to pay for standing up to bullies, but I am on the side of those that have the courage to do so. Hopefully, the criminals aho shot him are fully prosecuted and jailed for their behavior.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 13, 2016 11:58 PM (R+30W)

379
However, the NY Post reports that the Trump kids are getting harassed and verbally abused. I would think that might turn one off liberals somewhat.

Didnt do much to change Megan McCain from being an idiot.

Or even the Bushes. They must like the abuse.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 13, 2016 11:58 PM (VrrP4)

380 Jim @ 370,

Keep your eyes/ears open...

Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:58 PM (BB+7x)

381 It sounds like they don't want anyone to benefit from forest fires because maybe it might encourage more fires or perhaps they don't want to psychologically lessen the gravity of forest fires by providing an "upside" to the destruction.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 13, 2016 11:53 PM (VrrP4)

There is a "firewood mill" a mile north of my house in Alberta that processes hundreds of log truck loads of beetle-killed or burned pine every year.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 11:58 PM (MiBfH)

382 Of course, Westerner doesn't necessarily mean what it meant 50 years ago.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Means a lot more than the aggressively anachronistic 'mid-west.'

++++

nothing means what it used to compared to 50 years ago.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 13, 2016 11:59 PM (U0lQa)

383 have you ever met someone who celebrates kwanzaa for reals?

They probably speak Esperanto and use the metric system. "Look at me! I'm so different!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2016 11:59 PM (29QcC)

384 Didnt do much to change Megan McCain from being an idiot.

I heard Meghan McCain on the tV a week ago. She actually sounded rather sensible about economic issues and the appeal of Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2016 12:00 AM (tOcW/)

385 Would we get whiplash if the Earth stopped suddenly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2016 12:00 AM (IqV8l)

386 Congressman Zinke is also a former Navy SEAL commander. I mean literally. A SEAL officer with the rank of Commander.
Posted by: publius
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22 years of service. Played football at Oregon.

Guy could probably pinch most people's head off and hand it to them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:01 AM (NBHj5)

387 That is a long life indeed. Prayers for you.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 13, 2016 11:04

Prayers up from here also.
Posted by: Farmer at December 13, 2016 11:57 PM (o/90i)


Thanks, Cicero and Farmer. I will endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2016 12:01 AM (xVuS6)

388 They probably speak Esperanto and use the metric system. "Look at me! I'm so different!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2016 11:59 PM (29QcC)

Isn't Esperanto Septo a city in Brazil?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:01 AM (MiBfH)

389 I don't celebrate Kwanzaa but I do celebrate Sandra Lee.

She's awesomely stupid in a way only she could be.


God bless you Sandra Lee.

Posted by: dead Russian submarine guy at December 14, 2016 12:02 AM (qUNWi)

390 There is a "firewood mill" a mile north of my house in Alberta that processes hundreds of log truck loads of beetle-killed or burned pine every year.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


There used to be some such mills here in the lower 48. Parts of the Dept of Interior is as infiltrated with ecowackos as the EPA ...

They have slowly been made illegal ...

Posted by: The Maples ... at December 14, 2016 12:02 AM (AoK0a)

391 there's a rumor that trump is going to appoint jim asphalt, great grandson and heir to the asphalt co., to secretary of the interior.

joni mitchell objects...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 14, 2016 12:02 AM (WTSFk)

392 Nobody doesn't like Sandra Lee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2016 12:03 AM (IqV8l)

393 Would we get whiplash if the Earth stopped suddenly?

You would be violently crushed against the nearest object in 1/1000 of a second.

Posted by: dead Russian submarine guy at December 14, 2016 12:04 AM (qUNWi)

394
joni mitchell objects...
Posted by: musical jolly chimp


She can visit the Oaks and Maples in the Tree Museum.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2016 12:04 AM (IqV8l)

395 Guy could probably pinch most people's head off and hand it to them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


WOAH! Watch it with the sex talk, man!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 14, 2016 12:04 AM (1G5R8)

396 Sandra Lee is a bitch. there, i said it. you were all thinking it too.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:04 AM (U0lQa)

397 Sara Lee is dead?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:05 AM (MiBfH)

398 aw crap.

well, too tired for proper socks means too tired to comment ...

plus hubby wants the computer for a spell
: -))

Night all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Stall Sock Critic ... at December 14, 2016 12:05 AM (AoK0a)

399
She actually sounded rather sensible about economic issues and the appeal of Trump.

Because she has a new gig on Fox News and she's smart enough to know she can't piss off the average Fox viewer too much without turning into a hated heel like Geraldo.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 14, 2016 12:05 AM (VrrP4)

400 * steps out of holodeck, looking sheepish *

Hey, that 12 Days of Global Warming video did pretty good, keeping the visuals lively and varied. Actually sat through the whole thing... which is unusual for "12 Days" in any form.

* steps into teleporter - BBL *

Posted by: jolly old mindful webworker at December 14, 2016 12:06 AM (5a8XA)

401 Sandra Lee is a bitch. there, i said it. you were all thinking it too.


Never!

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:06 AM (qUNWi)

402 like i know? i dont even know what they're talking about

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:06 AM (U0lQa)

403 All those burgers look icky except for the chili pie one, which is basically a chili burger with some fritos layered in. That sounds like it might be worth a try. But, the pastrami or cheesesteak? Just have a pastrami or cheesesteak on their own, or a burger if that's your mood. Mixing them seems goofy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 14, 2016 12:07 AM (R+30W)

404 Sara Lee is dead?


Probably.

Only Schroedinger knows.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:07 AM (qUNWi)

405 Damn Alan Thicke died.

He's now my personal hero though because reading his obituary write up I learned he wrote a bunch of tv theme songs not the least of which was Hello, Larry.

That right there is awesome.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2016 12:07 AM (4ErVI)

406 Would we get whiplash if the Earth stopped suddenly?

You would be violently crushed against the nearest object in 1/1000 of a second.
Posted by: dead Russian submarine guy


Wouldn't the cannonball dropped from a galloping horse effect come into play?

Posted by: Adriane the Stale Sock Critic ... at December 14, 2016 12:07 AM (AoK0a)

407 there's a rumor that trump is going to appoint jim asphalt, great grandson and heir to the asphalt co., to secretary of the interior.
-----------

That SOB owes me, big time.

Posted by: John McAdam at December 14, 2016 12:09 AM (ZO497)

408 Wouldn't the cannonball dropped from a galloping horse effect come into play?


Yes and no.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:09 AM (qUNWi)

409 Chi. Received and replied. Mucho thankso!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2016 12:09 AM (v5iqM)

410 Would we get whiplash if the Earth stopped suddenly?

You would be violently crushed against the nearest object in 1/1000 of a second.
Posted by: dead Russian submarine guy
------------

And, bonus, supersonic winds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:10 AM (ZO497)

411 Meghan McCain is gearing up to be congresswoman McCain

seriously. and you guys will be like, oh hey she's not bad as a representative

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:10 AM (U0lQa)

412 And THAT, Fenelon, is the story of the widow Cray Cray.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 13, 2016 10:58 PM (D2vc1)


I've been married pretty happily for nearly 23 years. If, God forbid, something should happen to Her Majesty, I don't think I would even try again to find another. Too many people are just nuts and, worse, society is coddling lunatics and excusing their destructive behavior.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 14, 2016 12:10 AM (J8/9G)

413 SEAL training with American Commander Ryan Zinke

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=82r9e2_U-dc

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 12:10 AM (BB+7x)

414
That SOB owes me, big time.

Posted by: John McAdam


Wow, what an obscure reference. You people read too much.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 14, 2016 12:10 AM (VrrP4)

415 The Earth's rotational kinetic energy is around 2*10^29 J.

That is a shit-ton of energy. If you're going to stop the earth from spinning, that's what you're going to have deal with. That number is 55 trillion Terawatt-hours.

The electrical generation system of the US is capable of about 1.07 TW. So, the earth's rotational energy is equal to running the US grid at full capacity for 55 trillion hours.

That's just to try to let you get your head around the meaning of "shit ton" of rotational energy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 14, 2016 12:11 AM (DW+jj)

416 seriously. and you guys will be like, oh hey she's not bad as a representative
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:10 AM (U0lQa)

=======

whut?

Posted by: Flyboy at December 14, 2016 12:11 AM (L+dg+)

417 Good night, Horde. Up at 5:00 AM.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 14, 2016 12:11 AM (J8/9G)

418 English will get us all spinning again, just a little tricksy though and we'll probably bank off the kuiper belt

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:13 AM (U0lQa)

419 he Earth's rotational kinetic energy is around 2*10^29 J.

That is a shit-ton of energy. If you're going to stop the earth from spinning, that's what you're going to have deal with. That number is 55 trillion Terawatt-hours.

The electrical generation system of the US is capable of about 1.07 TW. So, the earth's rotational energy is equal to running the US grid at full capacity for 55 trillion hours.

That's just to try to let you get your head around the meaning of "shit ton" of rotational energy.





So you're saying there's a chance?

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:13 AM (qUNWi)

420
Jean-Luc Picard (steps to replicator): "Burger, PB&J."

Replicator: *WTF?*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:13 AM (ZO497)

421 I've had a burger with peanut butter mixed into the meat and bacon strips from a restaurant called AJ Bombers at Miller Park and it was really very good - the saltiness of the bacon set off the savory flavor of the meat and the (very slight) sweetness of the peanut butter - but I would definitely not add jelly to the mix. I'm normally pretty much of a burger purist - mayo, ketchup, mustard, onions, tomato, lettuce - so it's not like I'm normally into adding weird shit to burgers.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 14, 2016 12:14 AM (P8951)

422 That would so conflict San Francisco - My Little Pony burgers.

Be amusing to watch the cranial explosions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2016 12:14 AM (wIyi+)

423 SEAL training with American Commander Ryan Zinke

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=82r9e2_U-dc

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 12:10 AM (BB+7x)

I always wondered how they trained them to balance a beach ball on their nose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:15 AM (MiBfH)

424 That's just to try to let you get your head around the meaning of "shit ton" of rotational energy.

So you're saying there's a chance?
Posted by: eleven
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One word: Brembo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:15 AM (ZO497)

425 so it's not like I'm normally into adding weird shit to burgers.


Well...apparently you are , Donna.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:15 AM (qUNWi)

426 nothing means what it used to compared to 50 years ago.///

Like being Gay?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 14, 2016 12:15 AM (bqN/x)

427 we'll go like clack and hit Venus then rebound kinda wobbly to a black hole somewhere

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:15 AM (U0lQa)

428 I don't really care for Ivanka. I saw today that she's auctioning off 2hr coffee date with 2 people. $50k each. You have to pass a SS background check.
Sure sounds like a Dem to me...
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 11:51

Maybe she's picked up some tips from her BFF Chelsea? Now those Clintons know how to snag some money w/ govt graft!

Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2016 12:16 AM (o/90i)

429 Gay Earl, hot!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at December 14, 2016 12:17 AM (IqV8l)

430
we'll go like clack and hit Venus then rebound kinda wobbly to a black hole somewhere

remember SPACE 1999 when our MOON broke ORBIT and flew away into DEEP SPACE?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 14, 2016 12:17 AM (VrrP4)

431 Wow, what an obscure reference. You people read too much.
Posted by: Soothsayer
-------------

I attended the Southeast Asphalt Academy. S'true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:17 AM (ZO497)

432 I've had a burger with peanut butter mixed into the meat and bacon strips from a restaurant called AJ Bombers at Miller Park and it was really very good - the saltiness of the bacon set off the savory flavor of the meat and the (very slight) sweetness of the peanut butter - but I would definitely not add jelly to the mix. I'm normally pretty much of a burger purist - mayo, ketchup, mustard, onions, tomato, lettuce - so it's not like I'm normally into adding weird shit to burgers.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 14, 2016 12:14 AM (P8951)

There are Thai dishes with peanuts and hot spices in the sauce. Tastes yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:17 AM (MiBfH)

433 Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:15 AM (qUNWi)

What's weird about mayo, ketchup, mustard, onions, tomato and lettuce? That's what I meant by "normally."

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 14, 2016 12:18 AM (P8951)

434 422 That would so conflict San Francisco - My Little Pony burgers.

Be amusing to watch the cranial explosions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2016 12:14 AM (wIyi+)

++++

It is illegal to make horse meat available for human consumption in California.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 14, 2016 12:18 AM (R+30W)

435 what

you mean a brembo is the unit of measure for the rotational speed of plants?

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:19 AM (U0lQa)

436 I always wondered how they trained them to balance a beach ball on their nose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:15 AM (MiBfH)

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Heh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_R5_FXT_0

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:19 AM (CRotO)

437 You can say that again, Mike Hammer. This also comes at a time when my mom's cancer seems to be returning. My winter is starting to look bleak.
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 10:51

Very sorry to hear that Emmie. Prayers out to you and yours.

Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2016 12:19 AM (o/90i)

438 I attended the Southeast Asphalt Academy. S'true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:17 AM (ZO497)

Did they grade on a curve, or in the aggregate?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:20 AM (MiBfH)

439 remember SPACE 1999 when our MOON broke ORBIT and flew away into DEEP SPACE?


zomg no. i must YouTube

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:20 AM (U0lQa)

440 437 You can say that again, Mike Hammer. This also comes at a time when my mom's cancer seems to be returning. My winter is starting to look bleak.
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2016 10:51

Very sorry to hear that Emmie. Prayers out to you and yours.
Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2016 12:19 AM (o/90i)

---

{{{Emmie}}}

Prayers up to you and your mom.

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:20 AM (CRotO)

441
That was a great rally tonight.

The Fake News tried to pit Trump against his supporters several times with the white supremacist alt right crap but Trump never fell for it.

He stuck by his supporters. That would've had any other Republican running away from his/her supporters.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 14, 2016 12:20 AM (VrrP4)

442 Sorry Emmie.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:21 AM (qUNWi)

443 It is illegal to make horse meat available for human consumption in California.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 14, 2016 12:18 AM (R+30W)

But the French do it why are Californians against it?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 14, 2016 12:21 AM (bqN/x)

444 you mean a brembo is the unit of measure for the rotational speed of plants?
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board
---------------

Italian phallic extension. Any guy who has Brembo brakes (and mentions it) has a small dick, and needs it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:21 AM (ZO497)

445 Heh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_R5_FXT_0

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:19 AM (CRotO)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:21 AM (MiBfH)

446
You're not familiar with Space: 1999?

Are you a Soviet spy pretending to be an American or something?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 14, 2016 12:21 AM (VrrP4)

447 What's weird about mayo, ketchup, mustard, onions, tomato and lettuce? That's what I meant by "normally."

Yah...I know. Just fartin around.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:22 AM (qUNWi)

448 But the French do it why are Californians against it?
Posted by: Willy J
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Francophobes

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:22 AM (ZO497)

449 you mean a brembo is the unit of measure for the rotational speed of plants?
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board


Expensive brake systems in Porsches and deathmobiles of street racing fame.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 14, 2016 12:22 AM (1G5R8)

450 AOP,

The guys who made Range 15 got their start with that.

Plus, they sell awesome gear.

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:23 AM (CRotO)

451 If you liked the original Mission Impossible, then you might like Space 1999 because Martin Landeau and Barbara Bain are in it.

Nuclear waste stored on the Moon goes critical and explodes, hurling the Moon out of its orbit. And amazingly no one on Earth thought to launch a rescue mission so Moonbase Alpha went merrily careening out of the Solar System.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2016 12:23 AM (wIyi+)

452 There are Thai dishes with peanuts and hot spices in the sauce. Tastes yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:17 AM (MiBfH)

Yep. Love Thai food although I can't eat really fiery hot foods the way I use to. Now I order "medium heat" when I eat at a Thai restaurant - which is still plenty spicy.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 14, 2016 12:23 AM (P8951)

453 I would eat horse.


Why not? They're just fast cows.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:23 AM (qUNWi)

454 Al looks like he's all primed and ready for a four-way.

Posted by: jbspry at December 14, 2016 12:23 AM (IhKmM)

455 Thanks, Farmer, SMFH, and Eleven. I appreciate the caring Horde. Our church staff is praying for us as well.

I am going to try to get a bit of sleep before I return to my grading.

Y'all be merry and bright!

Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2016 12:24 AM (xVuS6)

456 It is illegal to make horse meat available for human consumption in California.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 14, 2016 12:18 AM (R+30W)

So? Just sell it as "dog food", nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:24 AM (MiBfH)

457 Thai food is awesome.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:24 AM (qUNWi)

458
Martin Landeau and Barbara Bain are in it.

Married in real life.

They got divorced in 1993.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 14, 2016 12:24 AM (VrrP4)

459
But the French do it why are Californians against it?
Posted by: Willy J
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Yeah, when the Monica Lewinsky thing broke we were lectured on the supremacy of the French system of wives and mistresses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2016 12:24 AM (IqV8l)

460 And, bonus, supersonic winds.

Meh, I can get that about two hours after a can of beans.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 14, 2016 12:25 AM (IcT7t)

461 But the French do it why are Californians against it?
Posted by: Willy J. at December 14, 2016 12:21 AM (bqN/x)

The French also limit abortions to 12 weeks after conception.

The Californians wouldn't like that either.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 14, 2016 12:25 AM (P8951)

462 But the French do it why are Californians against it?

Posted by: Willy J. at December 14, 2016 12:21 AM (bqN/x)

++++

Progressivism is just another name for fascism.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 14, 2016 12:25 AM (R+30W)

463 The guys who made Range 15 got their start with that.

Plus, they sell awesome gear.

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:23 AM (CRotO)

I have yet to see the Range 15 movie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:25 AM (MiBfH)

464 There are Thai dishes with peanuts ..
---------

Now that there is cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:25 AM (eeTCA)

465 God bless to you Emmie.

Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:26 AM (qUNWi)

466 It is illegal to make horse meat available for human consumption in California.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


Only illegal for you, effendi.

Posted by: 1 million new guests at December 14, 2016 12:26 AM (1G5R8)

467 I have yet to see the Range 15 movie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:25 AM (MiBfH)

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You must see it.

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:26 AM (CRotO)

468 Prayers up for Emmie, her mom, SMFH, and the owner of the 18.5 y/o cat, too. Apologies for not scrolling up to look for the nic.

Been a tough year.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2016 12:27 AM (v5iqM)

469 They got divorced in 1993.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 14, 2016 12:24 AM (VrrP4)

So she's available, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:27 AM (MiBfH)

470
You're not familiar with Space: 1999?

Are you a Soviet spy pretending to be an American or something?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Just a young person.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2016 12:27 AM (IqV8l)

471
Do you know who produced Space:1999?

Gerry Anderson and Sylvia Anderson, the Brit couple who created and produced those really cool puppet (marionette) tv shows, Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet, Joe 90, Fireball XL5, and Stingray.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 14, 2016 12:27 AM (VrrP4)

472 Thanks, Jim.

Goodnight for reals this time!

Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2016 12:28 AM (xVuS6)

473 You must see it.

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:26 AM (CRotO)

Is it in theaters, or do I have to get a DVD or whatever?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:28 AM (MiBfH)

474 Good night Emmie. Take care.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:29 AM (ZO497)

475 no no i know space 1999 I'm a soviet spy

hacked youse all bitchez

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:29 AM (U0lQa)

476 It was released in theaters in June 2016.

It's now on Amazon video.

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:31 AM (CRotO)

477 Proposition 6 was an initiative statute that appeared on the November 3, 1998 California general election ballot. It was passed with 4,670,524 Yes votes, for 59.4 percent of the total votes cast. The proposition added sections 598c and 598d to the California Penal Code, making it a felony for any person in the state to possess, transfer, receive, or hold a horse (defined to include ponies, donkeys and mules) with the intent to kill it, or have it killed, where the person knows, or should have known, that any part of the carcass will be used for human consumption. An additional provision makes it a misdemeanor to sell horseflesh within the state as meat intended for human consumption. The law further allows for anyone previously convicted of selling horsemeat to be charged with a felony in any future prosecutions for the same offense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_6_(199

Because it would have been mean to vote No.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 14, 2016 12:31 AM (R+30W)

478 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4687276/

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:31 AM (CRotO)

479 I get why there is an aversion to eating horses. Their value in
transportation and farm work was high. And since they were (and still
are for some) partners in getting shit done so eating them is taboo.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 14, 2016 12:31 AM (bqN/x)

480 It's now on Amazon video.

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:31 AM (CRotO)

How does that work? Is it a download, or streaming, or do they send me 158 floppy discs?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:32 AM (MiBfH)

481 >>Expensive brake systems in Porsches
>>and deathmobiles of street racing fame.

and many other OE car applications, and everything from military vehicles to trains.

Posted by: JEM at December 14, 2016 12:33 AM (TppKb)

482 Streaming.

Posted by: SMFH at December 14, 2016 12:33 AM (CRotO)

483 no they won't eat horsies because they're all girls and love ponies

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:34 AM (U0lQa)

484 Streaming.
Posted by: SMFH
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Okay, now I have to go pee. Dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:35 AM (ZO497)

485 six percent! woot gotta go

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 14, 2016 12:35 AM (U0lQa)

486 441
That was a great rally tonight.

The Fake News tried to pit Trump against his supporters several times with the white supremacist alt right crap but Trump never fell for it.

He stuck by his supporters. That would've had any other Republican running away from his/her supporters.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 14, 2016 12:20 AM (VrrP4)


The Left tried to Alinsky groups this go around instead of one person. For that to be successful, you can only isolate an individual, not a group.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 14, 2016 12:36 AM (1JnAL)

487 or do they send me 158 floppy discs?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Ah, the good old days.

"Please remove disk one, and insert disk two..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:37 AM (ZO497)

488 Chaka Fattah. Black moose-limb?

I don't know, but his name was Arthur Davenport before he changed it.

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2016 12:38 AM (IiF4A)

489 457 Thai food is awesome.
Posted by: eleven at December 14, 2016 12:24 AM (qUNWi)

Aren't you hungry 20 minutes later?.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2016 12:39 AM (voOPb)

490
I don't know, but his name was Arthur Davenport before he changed it.
Posted by: JT
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And now, a new name, 'Prisoner #15823'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:39 AM (ZO497)

491 Expensive brake systems in Porsches and deathmobiles of street racing fame.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 14, 2016 12:22 AM (1G5R


And prone to failure on the Haas F1 racing team this season.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 14, 2016 12:40 AM (1JnAL)

492 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_6_(1998 )

Because it would have been mean to vote No.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 14, 2016 12:31 AM (R+30W)

So this stuff is right out, then?


https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:40 AM (MiBfH)

493 Ah, the good old days.
///

DIP Switches need to be set for new game install.

Posted by: Willy J. at December 14, 2016 12:40 AM (bqN/x)

494 And prone to failure on the Haas F1 racing team this season.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac
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The delicate balance between performance, and light weight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:41 AM (ZO497)

495 I don't know, but his name was Arthur Davenport before he changed it.

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2016 12:38 AM (IiF4A)

So he became an Ottoman Turk, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:42 AM (MiBfH)

496 So not a white Ottoman????

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2016 12:43 AM (wIyi+)

497 So he became an Ottoman Turk, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Nah, the ottoman guy was white.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:43 AM (ZO497)

498 So not a white Ottoman????
Posted by: Anna Puma


I think those were called the Janissaries.

Posted by: 1 million new guests at December 14, 2016 12:44 AM (1G5R8)

499 Yep. Love Thai food although I can't eat really fiery hot foods the way I use to. Now I order "medium heat" when I eat at a Thai restaurant - which is still plenty spicy.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 14, 2016 12:23 AM (P8951)


Too many people conflate 'spicy' (full of spices) with 'hot' (full of heat/hot peppers). You can have the former without the latter. And you can have the latter and never taste the former.

Posted by: RickZ at December 14, 2016 12:44 AM (dQLTf)

500 I am not a number, I'm a caged man!

Posted by: Prisoner #15823 at December 14, 2016 12:45 AM (IqV8l)

501 And now, a new name, 'Prisoner #15823'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:39 AM (ZO497)

Soon to be Sofa King Boned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:45 AM (MiBfH)

502 176 Another suprisingly good burger : Sauteed Kale, Carmelized onions, goat cheese and balsamic reduction.


Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 10:51 PM (PeNEi)
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Kale. On a burger.

I never took you for a hipster. Huh.


Kale. Isn't that the main ingredient of silage?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 14, 2016 12:45 AM (di1hb)

503 Prayers up for Emmie, her mom, SMFH, and the owner of the 18.5 y/o cat, too. Apologies for not scrolling up to look for the nic.
Been a tough year.
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2016 12:27

I've had some tough yrs, latest 2014 when Mom died. But you do get over them.

And this yr has really been amazing. I was truly resigned to the Hilldebeast was going to be our next pres.

The fact that she isn't is unbelievable! And BTW, the CUBS WON!

Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2016 12:47 AM (o/90i)

504 So this stuff is right out, then?

https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:40 AM (MiBfH)

++++

Law doesn't say a damn thing about unicorns, so unless someone is just gluing horns onto donkeys, it should be ok.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 14, 2016 12:47 AM (R+30W)

505 Kale. Isn't that the main ingredient of silage?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
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The landlubber cousin of seaweed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:47 AM (ZO497)

506 I read Silage Marner in HS.

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2016 12:47 AM (IiF4A)

507 Kale. Isn't that the main ingredient of silage?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 14, 2016 12:45 AM (di1hb)

Ah. Reminds me of the saga of Kilgore Trout, intrepid kale farmer of LGF, and his battle with the slugs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:48 AM (MiBfH)

508 The fact that she isn't is unbelievable! And BTW, the CUBS WON!
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*ahem*

21 - 17

Posted by: Gloaty McGloatface, USA at December 14, 2016 12:48 AM (ZO497)

509 Landlubber Lang fought Rocky in Rocky- Infinity.

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2016 12:49 AM (IiF4A)

510
I've been married pretty happily for nearly 23 years. If, God forbid, something should happen to Her Majesty, I don't think I would even try again to find another. Too many people are just nuts and, worse, society is coddling lunatics and excusing their destructive behavior.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 14, 2016 12:10 AM (J8/9G)

I've often thought about bowing out myself, especially since there's so many other things I want to/should be doing.

I don't know. My roommates/friends are bound and determined to get me to meet a nice girl, so I may just let them try, for amusement purposes if nothing else.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 14, 2016 12:49 AM (Jcg9Q)

511 I read Silage Marner in HS.
Posted by: JT
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Eppie in de toal hole!

That is exactly all that I remember.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:51 AM (ZO497)

512 Bacardi Anejo rum and eggnog makes a smoooth drink.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:51 AM (MiBfH)

513 You remember more than I do.

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2016 12:52 AM (IiF4A)

514 Rabbits eat kale misanthropes eat meat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2016 12:53 AM (voOPb)

515 Rabbits are meat .

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2016 12:54 AM (IiF4A)

516 Rabbits eat kale misanthropes eat meat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2016 12:53 AM (voOPb)

Indeed, veggies are what food eats. Nice ONT, BTW, MisHum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:55 AM (MiBfH)

517 Trump needs to have a chat with Karl Rove about how to act dignified when dealing with the media.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 14, 2016 12:55 AM (PtTud)

518 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 14, 2016 12:56 AM (IcT7t)

519 Wow. Steering the conversation back to a food thread isn't working.

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2016 12:56 AM (IiF4A)

520 Nighters, Blanco

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:57 AM (ZO497)

521 504 So this stuff is right out, then?

https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 12:40 AM (MiBfH)

++++

Law doesn't say a damn thing about unicorns, so unless someone is just gluing horns onto donkeys, it should be ok.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 14, 2016 12:47 AM (R+30W)



But don't you like need a virgin to attract a unicorn? And no way are you gonna find one of those in Cali.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 12:57 AM (bMG0w)

522 Hasta la nite nite, Horde.

Gravity vs. eyelids. Gravity's winning.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2016 12:59 AM (v5iqM)

523 Thanks AOP,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2016 12:59 AM (voOPb)

524 Trump needs to have a chat with Karl Rove about how to act dignified when dealing with the media.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 14, 2016 12:55 AM (PtTud)

=====

Lol. Awesome sock.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 14, 2016 01:00 AM (L+dg+)

525 @233 Larry Correia's "Monster Hunter" series is a good read.

John Ringo teamed up to write a prequel series too.

I think "Monster Hunter International" which starts with the quoted line is free at Baen Books too. Just like a good dealer, at Baen Books, the first taste is free. /s
----------------

Correia went indy for the first two Monster Hunter books. Then someone let Baen know about him, and they signed him on. So they took his first two books and combined them with his third book (i.e. the first one that Baen published), and published them as a single collection. Baen likes to offer free sample chapters of all of their books, and for the collection, they essentially put up the entirety of the first book.

Correia has also written the Grimnoir Trilogy (diesel punk magic in an alternate history '30s), and co-authored the Dead Six trilogy (modern action touching on conspiracy stuff with very vague hints of the supernatural) with Mike Kupari. That one got started when Kupari was posting a story in installments in an online forum. Correia liked the installments, and decided to flesh out one of the bystanders in one of Kupari's scenes. He got permission from Kupari to start adding to the story using the fleshed out bystander, and they ended up doing "I post, you post" installments for the story. After Baen signed Correia, they asked him if he had anything else, and he showed them the story he'd done with Kupari.

Ringo was mentioned above. He read MH, wondered what monster hunting was like during the '80s, and ran with it. And after finishing the first two books in his trilogy, he asked Correia if it would be okay to publish them.

Posted by: junior at December 14, 2016 01:01 AM (ff27+)

526 Trump needs to have a chat with Karl Rove about how to act dignified when dealing with the media.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 14, 2016 12:55 AM (PtTud)

Sock, or dumbass? I can't tell.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 14, 2016 01:01 AM (Jcg9Q)

527 Trump is my god. I beat off to his speeches. If I could rip off my testicles and insert a uterus, I'd have his babies.
Posted by: Bill Wynn


Well, that's quite a change.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 14, 2016 01:02 AM (1G5R8)

528 295 >>I've got it printing a small test Cthulhu
>> to make sure it's working properly

Printing successful but he got banned on his first post?

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 11:21 PM (M3WlM)


What the ever-lovin' hell? For a while there, as far as I could tell, all my previous posts in this thread were gone.....but now they're back, and this comment kept the same number.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 01:02 AM (EzgxV)

529 But don't you like need a virgin to attract a unicorn? And no way are you gonna find one of those in Cali.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 12:57 AM (bMG0w)

Apparently California law doesn't mention zebras, either. So maybe you could stencil stripes on horses, and say they identify as depressed zebras that seek to die. And you are a H8ter if you dare to suggest they are just horses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 01:02 AM (MiBfH)

530 519 Wow. Steering the conversation back to a food thread isn't working.
Posted by: JT
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Won't offend me - I literally JUST pulled a Smithfield pork roast out of the oven. One of those pre-seasoned jobs (sweeT & smoky, the label said). House smells terrific.
I don't usually cook this late, but I bought it on clearance a couple days ago, and figured I'd have to toss it if I didn't make it tonight.

I can't afford to waste even that little bit of money...

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 01:03 AM (BB+7x)

531 * steps out of stargate *

Ah, be it ever so humble, there's no place like home, where the dog and the catalopes roam.

Saw two foxes race across the road in front of us on the drive home - that was different. They sure can move!

What's the what tonight, compatriots? Tell me quickly; I may not be upright much longer.

Posted by: jolly old mindful webworker at December 14, 2016 01:04 AM (Cd8NC)

532 Hasta la nite nite, Horde.
Gravity vs. eyelids. Gravity's winning.
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2016 12:59

Same here, be well all you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2016 01:04 AM (o/90i)

533 Saw two foxes race across the road in front of us on the drive home - that was different. They sure can move!

What's the what tonight, compatriots? Tell me quickly; I may not be upright much longer.

Posted by: jolly old mindful webworker at December 14, 2016 01:04 AM (Cd8NC)

I have some foxes denned up under an old truck body at the bottom of my yard in Alberta. There's a beaten trail in the tall grass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 01:06 AM (MiBfH)

534 To get new people addicted. Monster Hunter Memoirs: Sinners

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2016 01:07 AM (wIyi+)

535
I have some foxes denned up under an old truck body at the bottom of my yard in Alberta. There's a beaten trail in the tall grass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 01:06 AM (MiBfH)




what are you going to do with them? leave them alone?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 14, 2016 01:11 AM (cPsPa)

536 355: Not all Maples have suffered.

Posted by: Marla at December 14, 2016 01:12 AM (11H2y)

537 Hey everybody.

Just wanted to share this tonight. It's downright sad about Sears.

"Sears Transformed America. It Deserves to Die With Dignity." - Megan McArdle

http://tinyurl.com/gt8d4je

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2016 01:13 AM (u8kLQ)

538 448 But the French do it why are Californians against it?
Posted by: Willy J
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Francophobes

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2016 12:22 AM (ZO497)



Wine.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 01:13 AM (EzgxV)

539 Well, an in-person interview to sign up with a freelancing firm and an initial phone interview with a recruiter. Wish me luck! and prayers up for Emmie and her family.

Posted by: vivi at December 14, 2016 01:14 AM (11H2y)

540 what are you going to do with them? leave them alone?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 14, 2016 01:11 AM (cPsPa)

Most likely. Unless they become aggressive towards the dog or cat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 01:17 AM (MiBfH)

541 @534 To get new people addicted. Monster Hunter Memoirs: Sinners by Correia and Ringo.
---------------------

The Grunge sample is better, imo. And it's from the first book in the trilogy, to boot!

http://www.baen.com/monster-hunter-memoirs-grunge.html


I enjoyed Grunge more. Sinners was good, but the story didn't seem as strong. I suspect that a good chunk of it was setting up for Saints, and that might be why it felt weaker.

Posted by: junior at December 14, 2016 01:17 AM (ff27+)

542 Story at FB that Kellyanne Conway was a guest on Bill Maher's show tonight, and things got *really* nasty.

Kellyanne even grabbed Bill's pussy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2016 01:17 AM (u8kLQ)

543 Good luck, Vivi.

Posted by: Catwrangler at December 14, 2016 01:17 AM (n6pAK)

544 @539 Well, an in-person interview to sign up with a freelancing firm and an initial phone interview with a recruiter. Wish me luck! and prayers up for Emmie and her family.
---------------

Good luck!

Still looking for work here. Thought I had a couple that were pretty much in the bag, but turns out that wasn't the case. Stressing out about lack of funds is not conducive to holiday cheer.

Posted by: junior at December 14, 2016 01:19 AM (ff27+)

545 But of luck to you, vivi.

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 01:20 AM (BB+7x)

546 Well, I am off to the rack. Two tall rum eggnogs, on top of a meal, have about done me in. Night. all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2016 01:21 AM (MiBfH)

547 Oh - I think I forgot to thank everyone for the thermometer advise, so thanks.

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 01:23 AM (BB+7x)

548 Oh - I think I forgot to thank everyone for the thermometer advise, so thanks.

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 01:23 AM (BB+7x)


Chi, whatever you do, don't use a rectal thermometer for cooking.

Posted by: RickZ at December 14, 2016 01:36 AM (dQLTf)

549 "Chi, whatever you do, don't use a rectal thermometer for cooking."

What if you're cooking rump roast?

Posted by: Santa in Illinois at December 14, 2016 01:39 AM (d76uN)

550 About half a shot of brandy is all we had here.

Milady says, oh, bought rum the other day but left it in town.

What good is that?

Now I'm down to some too-sweet port, but I don't think it'll sit on the brandy very well. Might have to give up and snooze.

The abandoned pets restaurant? No thanks. PB&J burgers? No thanks. Burger with a hot dog? Welllll.... mayyyybe, for the novelty.

You know what's good on everything? Santa Fe style chile verde (not to be confused with actual beef chili). An acquired taste, though, I suppose.

Posted by: grumpy old mindful webworker at December 14, 2016 01:41 AM (Cd8NC)

551 Oh, crap. Tablet is 4% power and refusing to charge. I've got to shut it down and hit it with the 5# rubber mallet so it will charge overnight.

Otherwise, it might shut down on me in the middle of a

Posted by: energetic old mindful webworker at December 14, 2016 01:43 AM (Cd8NC)

552 I thought Kellyanne got along with coulter. Why would she grab her?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 14, 2016 01:45 AM (bMG0w)

553 549 "Chi, whatever you do, don't use a rectal thermometer for cooking."

What if you're cooking rump roast?
Posted by: Santa in Illinois
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Golf clap.

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 01:53 AM (BB+7x)

554 Verdi?

https://youtu.be/ojIQf49kNcs

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2016 01:57 AM (VdICR)

555 Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 01:53 AM (BB+7x)

Merry Christmas Chi!

An extra box of Chocolate Chip Cookies for you under the tree.

Posted by: Santa in Illinois at December 14, 2016 01:58 AM (d76uN)

556 There's nothing Vlad the Invader can't do. He has Spies everywhere!

Brexit? Yuppers Vlad's fault. That flat tire on your car in -10 degree weather? Vlad's fault. That bald guy that got the last 2% vitamin d half gallon of milk right as you were reaching for it.

That was Vlad!!!

Posted by: Santa in Illinois at December 14, 2016 02:03 AM (d76uN)

557 thanks, all. Goodnight...and good luck, junior. It's a dreary slog, I know, and things get tense. I've been going to thrift shops and making gifts this year. I did a mix CD for some pals about the election. The first two songs introduce the candidates: "Can't you see" by Marshall Tucker and "The Boy From New York City" by the AdLibs. My favorite bit is the response to the election results: "Big Girls Don't Cry." HAHAHA!

I slay me, as my late husband used to say.

Anyway, stay strong, Junior, and good night all.

Posted by: vivi at December 14, 2016 02:10 AM (11H2y)

558 Heart Attack Burger.

Double size bun.
1/2 pound burger cooked to taste.
1/3 inch thick slice of ham, pan fried until edges are crunchy.
6 pieces of crunch bacon.
Add condiments of choice.
Top with 1 cup french fried enjoys.
Enjoy.
Until trip to Hospital.

Posted by: Santa in Illinois at December 14, 2016 02:13 AM (d76uN)

559 That should be French Fried Onions.

d'oh

Posted by: Santa in Illinois at December 14, 2016 02:14 AM (d76uN)

560 Sorry. Didn't mean to put you all to sleep.

Ho Ho Ho.....

Posted by: Santa in Illinois at December 14, 2016 02:30 AM (d76uN)

561 Those burgers are probably all pretty tasty but they look to be way too messy to actually consider. Part of the attraction of a burger is that it's in a bun that you can eat with your hands and end up still fairly clean. I mean, a donut with icing for a bun? Who grabs a donut on the icing side?

Those burgers should probably be served in a bowl. With that, I would be happy with any of them, save the onions or sauerkraut. And I am assuming that there are no carrots to be found in that chili.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 14, 2016 02:44 AM (zc3Db)

562 What self respecting Moron puts carrots in chili???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 02:59 AM (vbvxt)

563 562 What self respecting Moron puts carrots in chili???


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 02:59 AM (vbvxt)



Some fag down in Florida. Talks to alexthechick sometimes.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 03:01 AM (bMG0w)

564 562 What self respecting Moron puts carrots in chili???
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
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Whoever said he has self respect?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:02 AM (BB+7x)

565 Whoever said he has self respect?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:02 AM (BB+7x)


The carrot has more self respect by just saying no to being put in chili.

The 'no carrots in chili' has more consensus than the 'beans or no beans in chili' wars.

Posted by: RickZ at December 14, 2016 03:06 AM (dQLTf)

566 *waves to GGE.

How's the wife?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:09 AM (BB+7x)

567 Some fag down in Florida. Talks to alexthechick sometimes.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 03:01 AM (bMG0w)


Oh, THAT fuckin' guy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:10 AM (vbvxt)

568
*waves to GGE.



How's the wife?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:09 AM (BB+7x)


*waves back to Chi*

Sleeping.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:10 AM (vbvxt)

569 Something I've been curious about -

Do y'all take turns ironing each other's skirts?
Or is it more of a "I do it better" kind of thing?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:12 AM (BB+7x)

570 Do y'all take turns ironing each other's skirts?

Or is it more of a "I do it better" kind of thing?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:12 AM (BB+7x)




Ya gotta get the pleats just right...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:15 AM (vbvxt)

571
Chi's Last Will and Testament...

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:15 AM (BB+7x)

572 567 Some fag down in Florida. Talks to alexthechick sometimes.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 03:01 AM (bMG0w)


Oh, THAT fuckin' guy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:10 AM (vbvxt)




Howdy, howdy. For a bit of perspective about the night I got banned, I'd recommend you check my posts on Monday's ONT (367307), starting @780. After the coda @799, you can probably recognize where I was trying to go and how off-kilter things went....and why I "blame" andycanuck about as much as I blame my refrigerator -- and why I hope he comes around soon so I can let him know I'm sorry.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 03:17 AM (EzgxV)

573 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G59JnM4JKNQ

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:18 AM (vbvxt)

574 570 Do y'all take turns ironing each other's skirts?

Or is it more of a "I do it better" kind of thing?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:12 AM (BB+7x)




Ya gotta get the pleats just right...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:15 AM (vbvxt)



....or what?

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 03:18 AM (EzgxV)

575 Good to see you back cthulhu.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:18 AM (vbvxt)

576 ....or what?

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 03:18 AM (EzgxV)



Or the tartar pattern doesn't line up right. It's a kilt thing.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:19 AM (vbvxt)

577 how off-kilter things went...
--------------

Are you try to make puns?
That shit can get a man kilt!

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:20 AM (BB+7x)

578 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt6yzlTQGnQ


Difference between sett and stripe, because you know you wanted to know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:21 AM (vbvxt)

579 Pa (52-53 KMAG) said the only group that stole more than Koreans was the damned Turks.

Ergodan is keeping the tradition alive.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 14, 2016 03:23 AM (FtrY1)

580 575 Good to see you back cthulhu.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:18 AM (vbvxt)



Thanks, GGE -- good to be able to say things to people without going through outlandish contortions. I was never actually away, but folks would say things and I'd be going, "ooh, ooh, ooh....Mr. Kotter....I know this one!!!!"



You sounded puzzled about how things had gone off the rails October 1 because it wasn't like me....and the previously cited story will show that it was exactly like me, it should have just been funny, but it went off the rails regardless and I deserved to have been banned.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 03:27 AM (EzgxV)

581 Good to see you back cthulhu.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:18 AM (vbvxt)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN99jshaQbY

Posted by: The Harumphing Hat at December 14, 2016 03:27 AM (vBeA5)

582 You sounded puzzled about how things had gone off the rails October 1 because it wasn't like me....and the previously cited story will show that it was exactly like me, it should have just been funny, but it went off the rails regardless and I deserved to have been banned.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 03:27 AM (EzgxV)


I blame the 1337 Russian Hackers

Posted by: The 1337 Hat at December 14, 2016 03:28 AM (vBeA5)

583 576 ....or what?

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 03:18 AM (EzgxV)



Or the tartar pattern doesn't line up right. It's a kilt thing.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 03:19 AM (vbvxt)



Y'know, I could actually see that being a thing....then, again, IRL I'm a Mick with a name that made the Edinburgh Tourism Board assume I was a Scot....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 03:30 AM (EzgxV)

584 Difference between sett and stripe, because you know you wanted to know.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
-------------
That was actually pretty interesting, man.
Do you have a preference?
I guses you can change it from one to the other?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:30 AM (BB+7x)

585 582 You sounded puzzled about how things had gone off the rails October 1 because it wasn't like me....and the previously cited story will show that it was exactly like me, it should have just been funny, but it went off the rails regardless and I deserved to have been banned.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 03:27 AM (EzgxV)

I blame the 1337 Russian Hackers

Posted by: The 1337 Hat at December 14, 2016 03:28 AM (vBeA5)



Thirteen Hundred of 'em?!?!?!? Jesus, Joseph, and Mary!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 03:32 AM (EzgxV)

586 I deserved to have been banned.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 03:27 AM (EzgxV)

And you also deserve to be back. So welcome back. I wish I had others ways with word but I don't.

So welcome back.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 03:33 AM (d76uN)

587

The 1337 Hat

... giving Imelda Marcos' shoe collection a run for its money.

Posted by: Jean-Pierre Folderol, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at December 14, 2016 03:34 AM (FlRtG)

588 And he came back without changing his hash or name to circumvent the ban. Better than some others.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 03:38 AM (bMG0w)

589 You can borrow mine, Tim. Send me an email and for 55 cents per translation, I will turn a post into a memorable, hand-crafted paragraph that warms cockles.

Full refund if I don't create a post that waxes poetic. (Three quote minimum or your money back!!!)

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 03:40 AM (6gk0M)

590 586 I deserved to have been banned.

Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 14, 2016 03:27 AM (EzgxV)

And you also deserve to be back. So welcome back. I wish I had others ways with word but I don't.

So welcome back.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 03:33 AM (d76uN)



It is by the Grace of Ace's unbanning policies that it is possible for me to have returned. To my knowledge, there's no other site like this one in that regard. It's one of the several ways that AoSHQ is very special.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 03:46 AM (EzgxV)

591 Waxing Poetics was an AWESOME band from my town from the 80's.
It's a she me they didn't hit t big.
(Bigger shame that Dave Matthews fag did)
Look for almost anything on "Mankin Moon" or "Hermitage" to start...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrin5z6uDYc

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:46 AM (BB+7x)

592 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 03:40 AM (6gk0M)

Your a nut! "new guy that has never posted here before"




I'll dig your addy out. It's in my records somewhere. Something to do with Gravy, IIRC.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 03:46 AM (d76uN)

593 LOL, Tim.

Yup... both Cooth and Chi have my addy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 03:49 AM (6gk0M)

594 I may have his phone number too.
Just wait until after 10pm EST to call.

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:50 AM (BB+7x)

595 ..."Just wait until after 10pm EST to call."
-Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:50 AM (BB+7x)

If you want to Get Fucked In The Ear, please do this.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 03:51 AM (6gk0M)

596 Cheesesteak burger, i have put chile on hamburgers not the chips for they are for the side.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2016 03:53 AM (5sOEp)

597 595 ..."Just wait until after 10pm EST to call."
-Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:50 AM (BB+7x)

If you want to Get Fucked In The Ear, please do this.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 03:51 AM (6gk0M)



It is just embarrassing how much I am laughing about this, when I'm supposed to be spreading oil upon the waters.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 03:54 AM (EzgxV)

598 Good Morning Skip. How's life treating ya?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 03:55 AM (d76uN)

599 I hate to see people banned, the other place I go time outs seem to work well for most infractions.

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2016 03:56 AM (5sOEp)

600 Morning, Skip.

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:58 AM (BB+7x)

601 *Ahem* Howdy, Skip.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 04:00 AM (EzgxV)

602 599 I hate to see people banned, the other place I go time outs seem to work well for most infractions.
Posted by: Skip
------------

There are other places?
The Hell, you say!?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 04:02 AM (BB+7x)

603 Sorry, I was watching a video about building and servicing the NW J class locomotives. Very interesting to those who are interested in such things.



Do you have a preference?

I guses you can change it from one to the other?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:30 AM (BB+7x)



Once a traditional kilt is sewn it is fixed. The Edzell tartan I have is to the stripe, not unusual for military patterns. You can change the Great Kilt because it is essentially a blanket that you fold yourself.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 04:02 AM (vbvxt)

604 "I hate to see people banned,....."

LGF. I eaned it though. Can't remember the exact insult I threw chuckles way but I got the hammer there on just my 3rd post.

I still has a sadz.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:05 AM (d76uN)

605 603 Sorry, I was watching a video about building and servicing the NW J class locomotives. Very interesting to those who are interested in such things.



Do you have a preference?

I guses you can change it from one to the other?

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 03:30 AM (BB+7x)



Once a traditional kilt is sewn it is fixed. The Edzell tartan I have is to the stripe, not unusual for military patterns. You can change the Great Kilt because it is essentially a blanket that you fold yourself.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 04:02 AM (vbvxt)



I just found "The Locomotives That Baldwin Built" in a used book store, copyright 1966. I've just grazed it, but it's a lot of fun. I hope to dig in deeply once I get through a bunch of other projects.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 04:07 AM (EzgxV)

606 Some bannings are a badge of honor.
I got banned from Nextdoor when I called a moderator a Cat Lady. He apparently disn't appreciate that. Whoda thunkit?


GGE - don't be sorry - I'm in & out myself, trying to watch Columbo, pay attention to this place, and doing Sunday's NYT crossword.

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 04:09 AM (BB+7x)

607 604 "I hate to see people banned,....."

LGF. I eaned it though. Can't remember the exact insult I threw chuckles way but I got the hammer there on just my 3rd post.

I still has a sadz.



Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:05 AM (d76uN)



Cause you didn't get it on your first post?

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2016 04:14 AM (bMG0w)

608 Its not like this, a hobby forum. Politics are banned mostly.

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2016 04:14 AM (5sOEp)

609 "Cause you didn't get it on your first post?"

No. I forgot to get a screen shot for proof.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:17 AM (d76uN)

610 604 "I hate to see people banned,....."

LGF. I eaned it though. Can't remember the exact insult I threw chuckles way but I got the hammer there on just my 3rd post.

I still has a sadz.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:05 AM (d76uN)



Interesting. I was at LGF, myself, and still may be....because I strongly believe in "his house, his rules"....and, by your own account, you'd insulted your host within three posts.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 04:19 AM (EzgxV)

611 Okay... back to sleep, I hope.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

...good to see you, GGE!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 04:20 AM (6gk0M)

612 I have a copy of @610 in case there's another glitch in The Matrix, BTW.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 04:24 AM (EzgxV)

613 Alan Thicke drops over playing hockey, for a Canadian that would be like grabbing the color of your regiment and dieing leading a charge.

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2016 04:25 AM (5sOEp)

614 Sleep well, Slap.

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 04:26 AM (BB+7x)

615 Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 04:19 AM (EzgxV)

As I said. I earned it. I had maybe a months worth of posts of him going off on those who used to be his biggest fans.

I earned it. I haven't even been tempted to read his site ever again. If I want to know what is going there I read DoD.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:26 AM (d76uN)

616 And to continue, that was a couple years before my last stroke. Since that day my rage meter has shrunk bigly. It takes effort to get to me.

It doesn't happen very often. For that I am thankful. I want to see my youngest grow up and have a family of her own.

Another stroke is not in the plans.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:33 AM (d76uN)

617 The DOEnergy has said Fuck You to the Trump transition team's request for info on the names of employees working on various projects. Here's my prediction on how this will play out:

Boss: Group Leader, who's on your team?
GL: Fuck you. I ain't telling you shit.
***********
5 minutes later...

Boss: New Group Leader, who's on your team?

Rick Perry should make sure he's wearing his Molon Labe boots during these meetings.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2016 04:34 AM (oZEJt)

618 Another stroke is not in the plans.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:33 AM (d76uN)

All the more reason to avoid LGF.

It's an echo chamber that is tightly controlled by the proprietor and his minions, and not very interesting at all!

I got bounced after one mild comment about a lack of consistency on Charles' part.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 04:47 AM (42Mgr)

619 615 Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 04:19 AM (EzgxV)

As I said. I earned it. I had maybe a months worth of posts of him going off on those who used to be his biggest fans.

I earned it. I haven't even been tempted to read his site ever again. If I want to know what is going there I read DoD.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:26 AM (d76uN)



You don't seem to get how blogging works. When LGF got weird, I left.....but I was a commenter in good graces when I left. So far as I know, there are comments under "cthulhu" up to and including the day I departed.



You just said, "Can't remember the exact insult I threw chuckles way but I got the hammer there on just my 3rd post." You had three posts and the last one included an insult to the owner of the blog.



And you're a custodian of the banhammer.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 04:50 AM (EzgxV)

620 *unstatic*

Don't get "cute", Cooth.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 04:55 AM (6gk0M)

621 And you're a custodian of the banhammer.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 04:50 AM (EzgxV)

Ok. I get your point.

Back then I was not. Havin a series of strokes plus a heart attack over a four year period will change a person. I am no longer the hot head I once was.

You can complain to Ace if you want. Other than that,

Have a Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:56 AM (d76uN)

622 Cthulhu...

Your apology and deference were quite good. You "get it".

To start picking nits at this point would be counter to your God-given gift.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:00 AM (6gk0M)

623 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 04:55 AM (6gk0M)

Excellent advice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 05:01 AM (42Mgr)

624 ...and to your Cob-Granted reinstatement.

Count your blessings, for they are many. And I'm not talking about the simplicity of reinstatement.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:04 AM (6gk0M)

625 I remember some years ago when I had to deal with a third call to the cable company, so as to deal with channel-loss after their box needed to be replaced.

The first call, I went "digital" and pressed ten numerals, so as to get to my issue.

After thinking it was settled, I waited and I got pissed.

The second call was to get an operator/technician that I could speak to, live.

After the third call, I was ready to rain-down venom, vengeance and bile.

Instead, I told the woman on the line that... "If this is the worst thing that happens to me today, I am truly blessed."

Not only did she correct the problem, but she thanked me and told me that she wished all her calls were like that.

God allows for perspective.

I don't ever want to go back to the demanding, nit-picking, always-right, self-important jackass I was in my twenties.

...I fail all the time, but I yearn for the Man I was on that day.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:23 AM (6gk0M)

626 I'm not perfect. Never have been and I never will be. In fact I am far from perfect. That's why every day I pray for forgiveness.

If someone is looking for perfection in me, all I can say is prepared to be disappointed. You won't find it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 05:25 AM (d76uN)

627 Amen, Tim.

...amen.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:27 AM (6gk0M)

628 618 Another stroke is not in the plans.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:33 AM (d76uN)

All the more reason to avoid LGF.

It's an echo chamber that is tightly controlled by the proprietor and his minions, and not very interesting at all!

I got bounced after one mild comment about a lack of consistency on Charles' part.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 04:47 AM (42Mgr)



Oh, is he yours? If so, I'm very sorry to have bothered you. You've been doing a tremendous job of producing quality posts with gobs of wonderful content -- something I tried to do at 308696, and fell so tremendously short of other posts that I quickly abandoned the project. You and MisHum have been doing a fantastic job of putting out quality ONT content.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 05:28 AM (EzgxV)

629 If someone is looking for perfection in me, all I can say is prepared to be disappointed. You won't find it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 05:25 AM (d76uN)


The story I heard is the only perfect man in the world was killed for his troubles, and I can assure you I ain't that guy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2016 05:28 AM (vbvxt)

630 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:23 AM (6gk0M)

This made me think of Yom Kippur, which is the Day of Atonement in Judaism.

God forgives transgressions against him automatically, but we have to ask for forgiveness for our transgressions against our fellow man...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 05:30 AM (42Mgr)

631 Right On, CBD.

In a sports scenario, you raise your hand when you commit a foul in basketball.

I have had to apologize for my emotionally-driven rants here. I own that.

Beer didn't do that. I did. Lack of sleep didn't do that. I did. Bad days didn't do that...

...I did.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:35 AM (6gk0M)

632 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 05:25 AM (d76uN)

One can do perfect things, but one can never be perfect.

In fact, the only perfection I look for is in Yankees pitchers when they play the Red Sox.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 05:36 AM (42Mgr)

633 628 618 Another stroke is not in the plans.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 04:33 AM (d76uN)

All the more reason to avoid LGF.

It's an echo chamber that is tightly controlled by the proprietor and his minions, and not very interesting at all!

I got bounced after one mild comment about a lack of consistency on Charles' part.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 04:47 AM (42Mgr)



Oh, is he yours? If so, I'm very sorry to have bothered you. You've been doing a tremendous job of producing quality posts with gobs of wonderful content -- something I tried to do at 308696, and fell so tremendously short of other posts that I quickly abandoned the project. You and MisHum have been doing a fantastic job of putting out quality ONT content.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 05:28 AM (EzgxV)



I should add CDR M, though he only does weekends. And WeirdDave, who appears on no discrernable schedule. Though Maet's loss was yuuuuuge, the cobs that have pulled together to keep the ONT going have done a tremendous job.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 05:36 AM (EzgxV)

634 I apologize to the individual and I must ask God for forgiveness, as well.

-My actions are my own.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:37 AM (6gk0M)

635 My actions are my own.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:37 AM (6gk0M)

Free will. Which gets us all in lots of trouble!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 05:40 AM (42Mgr)

636 I think that the biggest problem for me is that I used to expect more from others than I would ever expect from myself. I also suspect that this is true of most critical thinking people.

Being able to reject that line of thinking is a plus, in my opinion.

Another problem that I used to go through was when something bad happened "Why me O Lord, Why Me!"

Then one day after a loss, which I will not go into, I was again sitting there thinking, why did it have to me?

Then something forced a thought through my thick skull.

"Why not you?" You something special where you don't have to deal with problems millions of others deal with every day? You something special? Yeah buddy, you keep thing that.

Why not you?


There is no reason for me not to deal with problems that others have dealt with and done so with success.

End of my rant.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 05:44 AM (d76uN)

637 Indeed, CBD. It is also the basis for knowledge and correction through Him.

Man will never be "perfect".

Except maybe Bo Jackson.

...maybe.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:44 AM (6gk0M)

638 Grammar pedant needed in aisle 636.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 05:48 AM (d76uN)

639 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 05:44 AM (d76uN)

That illuminates one of the basic problems with our current crop of entitled millenials.

You are unique, but that does not make you special.

We are ALL unique.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 05:51 AM (42Mgr)

640 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2016 05:51 AM (u82oZ)

641 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 05:51 AM (42Mgr)

You are correct. Unfortunately I do not see a way removing that sense of entitlement without a whole lot heartache.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 05:54 AM (d76uN)

642 Good Morning Morons. No link but the radio news is reporting complaints from the "energy department" because Trump people were asking for the names of the people who worked on Obama's AGW scam regulations.


They felt that he was developing a "hit list". Good I would personally fire all of them and let the unemployment lines sort them out.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 14, 2016 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

643 639 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 05:44 AM (d76uN)

That illuminates one of the basic problems with our current crop of entitled millenials.

You are unique, but that does not make you special.

We are ALL unique.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 05:51 AM (42Mgr)



I continue to be gobsmacked and amazed at the hours you keep, while still dishing out posts of top-notch quality. How do you do it?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 05:54 AM (EzgxV)

644 I agree, Tim...

"Standards" were a Given.

Through ridicule and countless attacks on our manliness, we endured and persevered until we proved ourselves in whatever arena stood before us.

You "sucked-it-up" and stood-in as the fastball hit you in the ass.

Nowadays, you're not supposed to "take on for the team". You are a "defenseless receiver" if you take a hit, going across the middle.

When life challenges you, you shouldn't look for an escape. Confusing situations call for action.

You Stand-In against that fastball and take it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:55 AM (6gk0M)

645 Heat wave! 13 ℉.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2016 05:55 AM (u82oZ)

646 Geez.
Sleep for an hour or so, and come back to say.
I think I bit my tongue in half.

But, Slap, I'm pretty darnd sure you haven't apologized to every individual you've personally insulted.
No grudges are held, which should be obvious, but please don't sound like you are... I can't find the word...

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 05:58 AM (BB+7x)

647 Heat wave! 13 f.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2016 05:55 AM (u82oZ)

You're lucky. 8F here. Let's not talk windchill.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 06:00 AM (d76uN)

648 CharlieBrown'sDildo, a little knowledge of gaussian distributions, the history of mankind, logical fallacies, and a good moral standard would sure go a long way to dampen out societal disfunction.

We are one human race, divided by single-nucleotide polymorphisms and culture. Mostly culture. Some cultures are successful, usually in the Anglo-sphere, others are not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2016 06:00 AM (u82oZ)

649 Tim in Illinois, ouch. That guy who came up with windchill was a sadist straight up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2016 06:01 AM (u82oZ)

650 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 05:54 AM (d76uN)

Alas...you are correct.

I am of the age where the youngest generation of our family is mostly in their late teens and 20s.

The entitlement is vast. Embarrassingly so.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 06:03 AM (42Mgr)

651 >>> We are ALL unique.

I am different, just like everybody else.

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2016 06:03 AM (jw2Xw)

652 You Stand-In against that fastball and take it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 05:55 AM (6gk0M)

Or after you have dropped a 8 inch howitzer shell on your foot, you pick it back up and get it into the cradle and you keep doing it until the fire mission is over.

If we had a draft today and these people were our only source of defense, pick your poison. Russian or Chinese?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 06:03 AM (d76uN)

653 To my knowledge, there's no other site like this one in that regard. It's one of the several ways that AoSHQ is very special. Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 03:46 AM (EzgxV)

Yes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2016 06:04 AM (VdICR)

654 Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 05:58 AM (BB+7x)

Stop right now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 06:06 AM (42Mgr)

655 We are ALL unique.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



Yes we are. And we rejoice in your uniqueness.

Unless it's not like our uniqueness. Then you must be attacked until you become like us.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2016 06:06 AM (8ikIW)

656 I apologize for not recalling that crack against you for your Family matter, Chi.

I didn't remember what had happened and I didn't mean what I wrote to be a jerk.
The absence of memory was not my best showing.

Cooth emailed me about it and I should have apologized to you long ago.

I thought that the ubiquitous use of "Brother" meant you, but my response "less-than adequate", to say the least.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 06:08 AM (6gk0M)

657 ...and yes, I'm going to forget others I've steamrolled over the years.

...the whole Human Thing applies, equally.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 06:09 AM (6gk0M)

658 Where's Fen? We turned the ONT into a Confessional. We should have a Minister here.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 06:11 AM (d76uN)

659 Good morning.

Looking at the weather for Saturday here. Looks like I picked a bad day to get all culturey and go to a concert in Chicago. Luckily, it's near the train station.

I guess when friends say "Hey, let's go downtown and see whatever" I'll have to say, NO!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2016 06:11 AM (8ikIW)

660 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 14, 2016 06:12 AM (KCxzN)

661 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 06:03 AM (d76uN)

Ouch!

There is an absolutely fantastic video of an artillery battery....probably in Iraq....firing at what seems like an impossibly high rate. I may have posted it last year.

It was like watching a ballet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 06:13 AM (42Mgr)

662 Good morning.

Posted by: Catwrangler at December 14, 2016 06:14 AM (n6pAK)

663 The food truck, apparently started by an artist duo, has an unusual take on the concept of waste - basically, that humans shouldn't treat animals like disposable products, and that one obvious fix is to turn them into food when they stop being so "useful."

Given the Netherlands' attitude towards euthanasia, it wouldn't surprise me if their government allowed them to start selling soylent green.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2016 06:14 AM (+wjl1)

664 I thought that the ubiquitous use of "Brother" meant you, but my response "less-than adequate", to say the least.
Posted by: Slapweasel,
---------------

I always thought when I say "I love you" that you knew it wasn't a cod for anything.
Words have meanings, y'know. I mean what I saw.
And if I get banned for reply to you, so be it.

Sorry for offending you, CBD.

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 06:17 AM (BB+7x)

665 Hello?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 06:17 AM (EzgxV)

666 Oh, this...

Posted by: cthulhu at December 14, 2016 06:18 AM (EzgxV)

667 The stars are right.

Posted by: Catwrangler at December 14, 2016 06:18 AM (n6pAK)

668 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 06:13 AM (42Mgr)

Know what month? I don't remember seeing it but that is par for the course.

With a fully prepped crew you can get a heck of a lot more than the stated rate of fire out of any artillery piece. A towed Howitzer more so because you have a lot more room to work.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 06:19 AM (d76uN)

669 C'Mon, Chi...

You know that I was in no way attempting to offend you. Why would I do that?

I didn't get the nuance about "Brothers" and I was forgetful. I re-apolgize.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 06:23 AM (6gk0M)

670 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 06:19 AM (d76uN)

I'll look for it.

It was amazing.

And every one of those guys is a millenial.

So there is hope!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 06:24 AM (42Mgr)

671 Totally unnecessary slap.

I think it's time for me to check out for a while, anyway. At least from certain threads and at certain times. I rub some folks the wrong way.
Be well.

Posted by: Chi at December 14, 2016 06:27 AM (BB+7x)

672 >>> With a fully prepped crew you can get a heck of a lot more than the stated rate of fire out of any artillery piece.

Is there a max rate of fire?

I once saw I video of some enthusiastic jihadi do himself in by feeding a mortar tube too quickly.

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2016 06:27 AM (jw2Xw)

673 Love you, Amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 06:28 AM (6gk0M)

674 For those of you that came see it-go take a look because the moon is super!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2016 06:31 AM (tOcW/)

675 Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2016 06:27 AM (jw2Xw)

I remember something like that...comedy gold!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2016 06:33 AM (42Mgr)

676 PB & J Burger was just thrown in to see if we were paying attention. I'm just glad they didn't include the "Podesta spirit burger".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2016 06:33 AM (rH4JY)

677 FenelonSpoke, Good morning. I trust you are better.

Obligatory Horde comment: And close those curtains. Super Moon indeed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2016 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

678 "Is there a max rate of fire?"

There are suggested max rates of fire. Any Artilleryman will tell that rule goes out the window when needed.

Keeping the Bore free from heat and sparks is basically the only limitation on that rate. Having your powder cook off before you want it to can lead to unhealthy problems.

There is also the Barrel wear factor. If you are shooting like somebody's life is depending on it though, that won't be a problem either.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 06:34 AM (d76uN)

679 I once saw I video of some enthusiastic jihadi do himself in by feeding a mortar tube too quickly.

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2016 06:27 AM (jw2Xw)

Probably cooked off a round in the tube. That can happen. If he was shooting a Russian or Chinese made Mortar, they happen more often because of the quality of the metal.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 06:37 AM (d76uN)

680 >>> comedy gold!

Someone commented that the handheld (60mm?) mortar had a max fire rate of three rounds per minute to dissipate the heat. Abdul fired three in about ten seconds. Round number four made the highlight reel.

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2016 06:37 AM (jw2Xw)

681 Mornin' horde. Was I not just here?

Temp in n. Indiana is....wait . we don't have one today. it says '0'.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 14, 2016 06:41 AM (ixxO0)

682 I'd have to see the video to tell you. 60mm Mortars are very rare. I don't know if anyone uses them anymore as a Infantry Support Weapon.

What was common in Iraq were Russian and ChiCom made 82mm Mortars. The Russians at least, were selling the Iraqis the ammo by the ton, not by the round. The crap was old as snot and highly unreliable.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 06:44 AM (d76uN)

683 Fenelon, how is your leg? And your bp? I hope you're doing all right. Busy time for you, I know.

Posted by: bluebell at December 14, 2016 06:45 AM (sBOL1)

684 The J.J. Express has arrived on Track 1. Don't forget your luggage.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 14, 2016 06:45 AM (d76uN)

685 Looking at the weather for Saturday here. Looks like I picked a bad day to get all culturey and go to a concert in Chicago. Luckily, it's near the train station.

It's supposed to be cold, snowy and rainy in my neck of the woods on Saturday, so I'm not going anywhere. I got told yesterday that I ought to watch LA Confidential, so I might just do that. Or not.

**looks at desk**

Why is it that I can go a whole day without too many cases, but when I leave and come back the next morning, every dickhole in the damned hospital has decided to come by and drop crap off?

Anyway, here's a picture of the Ziegfeld Girl and later screen actress Lilyan Tashman, one of the few lesbian actresses in 1930s Hollywood who was as "out" as it was possible to be in those days:

http://tinyurl.com/j2edk8r

And this is an anonymous Ziegfeld Girl, photographed by Ziggy's "house photographer" Alfred Chaney Johnston:

http://tinyurl.com/zrhjyot

I'll be in and out today. I have a feeling it's going to be a long one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 14, 2016 06:52 AM (X6fMO)

686 Chores are now done after last night's nap.

...the upside of insomnia!

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 14, 2016 06:58 AM (6gk0M)

687 Give ISIS an inch, and they'll take your head.

Posted by: Eric at December 14, 2016 10:24 AM (C29yI)

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