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Monday Overnight Open Thread) (12/12/16)
In honor of The National Day today.
Quotes Of The Day Quote I
We've waged war on work. We have collectively agreed, stupidly, that work is the enemy. Mike RoweQuote II
When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?' Sydney J. HarrisQuote III
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
Cruel winds add to plunging temperatures and threaten to freeze them stiff. Yet so far only unlucky Alex, 26, has been hit by the medical condition, also known as Antarctic Willy. Alex posted: “We found for some reason I was getting particularly chilly in the nether regions. “There’s a phenomenon called Polar Penis, which sounds hilarious but as it turns out incredibly unpleasant, and really quite painful and cold, so suffering a bit from this morning.
From Newton’s mechanical calculations to Einstein’s general and special relativity to the baffling indeterminacy of quantum mechanics, the discipline of physics has become increasingly arcane and complex, and less and less governed by orderly laws. This presents a problem for the layperson, who struggles to understand how Newtonian physics, with its predictable observations of physical forces, relates to the parallax and paradox of later discoveries. “If you don’t already know physics,” says physicist Dominic Walliman in the video above, it’s difficult sometimes to see how all of these different subjects are related to each other.” So Walliman has provided a helpful visual aid: an animated video map showing the connections between classical physics, quantum physics, and relativity
Bob Dylan accepted the Nobel Prize for Literature over the weekend.
I’m sorry I can’t be with you in person, but please know that I am most definitely with you in spirit and honored to be receiving such a prestigious prize. Being awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature is something I never could have imagined or seen coming. From an early age, I’ve been familiar with and reading and absorbing the works of those who were deemed worthy of such a distinction: Kipling, Shaw, Thomas Mann, Pearl Buck, Albert Camus, Hemingway. These giants of literature whose works are taught in the schoolroom, housed in libraries around the world and spoken of in reverent tones have always made a deep impression. That I now join the names on such a list is truly beyond wordsRumor has it that there are some damn fine Morons who know how to get around in the kitchen. So, you know your way around the kitchen? How are you in the shipping and handling department?
Wait for cookies to cool completely before you pack them. You don’t want to ruin their texture or encourage bacterial growth. Pack the cookies in an airtight container, and make sure there’s plenty of padding in your package so they don’t bounce around and break. Certain types of cookies are better for shipping than others. Flakey and fragile cookies like macarons, Florentines, and cream-filled sandwich cookies will probably be damaged in transit no matter what. Opt for sturdier cookies like chocolate chip, sugar, and gingerbread.Please, thank you, excuse me.Just some basic words in your vocabulary. However, it appears that they are not common words. The need for manners. Has the death penalty gone to high tech? Is there a way to execute someone painlessly? Was the recent Alabama execution botched?
The object of the protocol is to create a painless execution and that is not what we saw last night,” she continued. Smith also reportedly reacted to “consciousness tests” performed by a guard long past the point when he should have been conscious.
The ONT has a couple of ideas including calibers .32-.44. Tonight's Musical Interlude
Over a month since Hillary Clinton was judged to never be president of the USA. It's time to get over it, isn't it? Bill Burr's take. Oh and by the way, NSFW
Is he a crappy thief or just today's Genius Award Winner In case you missed Saturday's Army vs. Navy football game. Here is our first Feel Good Story of The Day. Outstanding.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Boat Ramp Logistics.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 10:14 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 10:14 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2016 10:15 PM (kUgrv)
Posted by: When a Stranger Types at December 12, 2016 10:15 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2016 10:15 PM (kUgrv)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 12, 2016 10:15 PM (ixxO0)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2016 10:16 PM (kUgrv)
Posted by: the old gray mare at December 12, 2016 10:16 PM (HHUsq)
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2016 10:16 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:18 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at December 12, 2016 10:18 PM (iMxBJ)
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
I prefer W. C. Fields' "I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be a fool for the rest of your life."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2016 10:18 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2016 10:19 PM (6FqZa)
...How?
Did he like leave it in neutral on the ramp, then climb out to pull the boat on to the trailer and it rolled in? Or, ummm.... ::scratches head::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 10:19 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 10:20 PM (EzgxV)
I thought it was called "Cold-cocked".
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
...tip your waitresses.
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2016 10:20 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:21 PM (qUNWi)
"A decline in projected state tax revenue will force $100 million in spending cuts for the current state fiscal year"
Four paragraphs later you get :
"The current state budget, for the fiscal year ending June 30, 2017, is now projected to have about $7.2 billion in revenue. That's up 4.2 percent compared with the past state fiscal year, but it represents a decline of $96.2 million compared with a revenue forecast issued in October."
So, a 4.2% increase in spending is reported as a $100M spending cut.
#HowYouGotTrump
Posted by: IowaBob at December 12, 2016 10:21 PM (80HyY)
I prefer W. C. Fields' "I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be a fool for the rest of your life."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Did they both think of that independently? That would be too bizarre.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2016 10:21 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:21 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 10:22 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 10:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2016 10:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:22 PM (qUNWi)
I read the whole thing. What a nice speech. He is a class act all the way.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Chilly Willy at December 12, 2016 10:23 PM (HHUsq)
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:23 PM (sBOL1)
And 2nded on whoever commented about the return of the QOTD - what a great homage to Maetenloch, and a terrific addition any time.
Posted by: ibguy at December 12, 2016 10:23 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 12, 2016 10:24 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 10:24 PM (P8951)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 10:24 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:22 PM
Marylin Mosby is their new assistant coach.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 10:24 PM (S2VsH)
Did he like leave it in neutral on the ramp, then climb out to pull the boat on to the trailer and it rolled in? Or, ummm.... ::scratches head::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 10:19 PM (WGxp4)
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At my marina, a dude got out of his truck with it in neutral and the parking brake barely set. He was towing a 29' boat. The boat survived, not the new Tundra.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (L+dg+)
Reminds me of a news story I saw today, record tax intake by the Feds
Then to see J. J.s sidebar story about the GOPe fighting Trumps proposed tax cuts.
The govt spends too much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (voOPb)
Churchill: "If you were my wife I would drink it."
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (Om16U)
They should take a few tips from the gangstas in the hood. Their offensive gameplan is pretty good.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (P8951)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:22 PM (qUNWi)<<<
**clapping**
**stops clapping to take some notes**
This will be great. Just great for next week.
**resumes clapping**
Posted by: Jason Garrett, idiot soul stealing ginger clapping seal head coach at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (HHUsq)
Posted by: Flyboy at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (L+dg+)
I'd hate to have to make that call to my insurance adjuster.
"So you're not going to believe this, but..."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (WGxp4)
Evening Horde!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (rJUlF)
So you want the shoe song, eh?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:26 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:22 PM (qUNWi)
**clapping**
**stops clapping to take some notes**
This will be great. Just great for next week.
**resumes clapping**
Posted by: Jason Garrett, idiot soul stealing ginger clapping seal head coach at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (HHUsq)
This guys gets it.
Posted by: Jeb! at December 12, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2016 10:26 PM (YO+V3)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 12, 2016 10:26 PM (on01m)
Posted by: Lana Wachowski at December 12, 2016 10:26 PM (rH4JY)
http://tinyurl.com/zk5kauw
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2016 10:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (rJUlF)
You don't sound too sure about that.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (0mRoj)
City kids should not be allowed pickups and trailers.
I dont know how many times Ive waited at the boat ramp while some idiot with tooo much money and not enough brains take a half an hour to back his trailer into the water.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (JmjOe)
I agree with the article about manners. Life is so much more pleasant when people are mannerly.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (sBOL1)
The priest comes to administer last rites: "Do you renounce Satan and all his works?"
Voltaire: "My good man, this is no time to be making enemies."
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (Om16U)
Map of Physics will take some de-cypherin'.
Executions should not be painless. Nor should you have to wait a lifetime to discover just how much it hurts.
And I can't afford to do video, no matter how interesting the material; don't have the budget for all those bits.
Posted by: Winsum Losesum at December 12, 2016 10:28 PM (SN79m)
https://tinyurl.com/hj8b6hp
Apparently, there are remains of an ancient civilization there. Or a Nazi base. Or aliens. Or maybe all of the above. Take your pick.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 10:28 PM (sdi6R)
I agree with the article about manners. Life is so much more pleasant when people are mannerly.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (sBOL1)
*puts elbows on table*
*belches loudly*
I dunno, I like it this way.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:28 PM (0mRoj)
I worked in the pathology industry for years. Sounds like you've encountered it too at one point.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 10:28 PM (S2VsH)
civilization there. Or a Nazi base. Or aliens. Or maybe all of the
above. Take your pick.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 10:28 PM
Predator Training Facility. Temporarily mothballed.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 10:29 PM (S2VsH)
Lovecraft-tier #fakenews bullshit, that there is a lost ruin of a
civilisation in Antartica.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2016 10:19 PM (6FqZa)
Old Ones always wake up so grouchy.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2016 10:29 PM (typGQ)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 10:28 PM (S2VsH)
Yep. Health care lawyer. What'd you do in pathology?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2016 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:30 PM (qUNWi)
So you want the shoe song, eh?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:26 PM (voOPb)
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MisHum, I know you are far too kind to ever do that to us. Unlike some people we could mention, but since we have manners, we won't.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:30 PM (sBOL1)
I like the physics chart, although I barely know anything about the subject.
I have one friend who's apparently good at the stuff, and has even taught some robotics courses, but when I asked him recently if he could kinda sorta explain what Higgs-Boson is really all about, his response was "I have no idea, I couldn't possibly figure that out."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 10:31 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 12, 2016 10:31 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:31 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (JmjOe)
I had a great time at a storage unit recently. the locker I was trying to get to was blocked by a guy who for the life of him couldnt figure out how to back up a like 12 foot utility trailer up to the door of his storage unit with his tahoe.
I almost wanted to just get out, unhook the fucking thing from the ball, and walk it over for him.
"DUDE NO PULL STRAIGHT. STRAIGHTEN IT OUT OR YOU'LL JACK KNIFE AGAIN" ...and again and again and again.
It was pretty funny though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 10:31 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (0mRoj)
The older I get, the less sure I am about anything.
Though I am still sure that Nickleback sucks.
So I have that going for me, which is nice.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 12, 2016 10:31 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (rJUlF)
How are you doin', Capt. W?
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 10:31 PM (EzgxV)
Churchill: "If you were my wife I would drink it."
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:25 PM (Om16U)
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We have a great book called "The Wit and Wisdom of Winston Churchill." The guy was brilliant.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:32 PM (sBOL1)
And with that sweet innocent request you and the horde are spared.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:32 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:30 PM (qUNWi)<<<
Your lack of faith is... disturbing.
**raises hand as if to start force choking**
Posted by: Darth Hoodie at December 12, 2016 10:32 PM (HHUsq)
Information Technology. I worked for a company that wrote anatomic pathology software which went on to be "industry standard". Then I worked a lot of years at different hospitals supporting the same software for the hospital pathology department.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 10:32 PM (S2VsH)
#HowYouGotTrump
IIRC many government budgets have automatic increases built in, so a spending cut actually means that it is going up, but not as much as planned. A spending freeze means that it will go up the amount that is built in. I don't think there is any such thing as an actual cut in a budget.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2016 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 10:33 PM (FO7Ul)
https://tinyurl.com/hj8b6hp
Apparently, there are remains of an ancient civilization there.
Stargate - That is where the Ancients put their second Stargate.
Posted by: Winsum Losesum at December 12, 2016 10:33 PM (SN79m)
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 10:33 PM (iUpcK)
The priest comes to administer last rites: "Do you renounce Satan and all his works?"
Voltaire: "My good man, this is no time to be making enemies."
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (Om16U)
That's pretty good.
I like Oscar Wilde's last words too. He died in a cheap hotel in Paris (Le Hotel, which is not cheap anymore). He looked at the wall and said, "It's either me or the wallpaper - one of us must go."
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 10:33 PM (P8951)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 10:31 PM (EzgxV)
Doing well, Cooth. Good to see you back.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 12, 2016 10:33 PM (rJUlF)
Who do you suppose will play the part of PATCO in the Trump administration? Who will get their ass handed to them in an early show of strength by Trump, proving that he is willing to do more than talk; he is also willing to pull the trigger.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2016 10:33 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:28 PM (0mRoj)
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I don't mean to be ill-mannered, but you are deplorable.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:33 PM (sBOL1)
Hope this gal has her anti-gravity pantyhose on.
http://tinyurl.com/hzxtgrs
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 10:34 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Chilly Willy at December 12, 2016 10:23 PM (HHUsq)
Haven't the polar ice caps melted yet?
Posted by: Al Gore at December 12, 2016 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
Hope this gal has her anti-gravity pantyhose on.
http://tinyurl.com/hzxtgrs
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 10:34 PM (u8kLQ)
I'm getting vertigo just looking at that picture.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 10:34 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2016 10:34 PM (typGQ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2016 10:35 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 10:33 PM (P8951)
Now that's going out on your own terms!
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:35 PM (Om16U)
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You are a kind, and well-mannered, man, MisHum.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:35 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 10:35 PM (u8kLQ)
Brilliant strategy there by Trump. Now if Romney criticizes Trump going forward, it will be because he was a sore loser and upset about not getting the job.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (WGxp4)
Molasses-oatmeal-raisin are indestructable in shipping, and always wonderfully shareable chewy goodness.
Speaking from personal experience, on the receiving end.
Posted by: Care package recipient at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (mBYZv)
Yeah I kind of liked that one.
My other one is - The only thing I cannot resist is temptation.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (FO7Ul)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:31 PM
And watch whoever you're with. Real close.
Posted by: otho at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (lmIoG)
It's probably not a good idea to go outside to take a leak when it's 100 below.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Dez Bryant at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (HHUsq)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 12, 2016 10:26 PM (on01m)
Road sighting. Awesome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (voOPb)
http://tinyurl.com/hzxtgrs
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 10:34 PM (u8kLQ)
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Whoooooa. Nope. Fixerupper don't do heights. Not like that.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 10:37 PM (JmjOe)
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Did you ever see the Pingu version of The Thing?
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:37 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (BS8yt)
Nitrogen narcosis - the Rapture of the Deep as the first step, then gradually change the mix to pure CO, for a pure non-toxic process.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2016 10:37 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 10:37 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Kindltot
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I like to keep up with the HQ, I just lurk more than I blab these days.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (on01m)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (UD0Gq)
Yes? No? What do you think...?
Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (EdXI9)
No offense to fans, but I'm surprised the scruffy, disheveled little stoner is familiar with even half of those names.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (jrFgU)
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Forget it Jake.......Its Yankeetown
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (jrFgU)
When I used to own a jetski, my trailer would get a little floaty sometimes. Boat trailers are usually pretty light, and the wheels obviously float.
My guess would be that the trailer came off the ball, flipped sideways'ish, and the tire caused it to float a little? Not sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:28 PM (0mRoj)
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I don't mean to be ill-mannered, but you are deplorable.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:33 PM (sBOL1)
Proudly and irredeemably!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (jrFgU)
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Probably let it fall off one side of the ramp.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (L+dg+)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2016 10:39 PM (gcme+)
Places index finger to lips and goes shhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:39 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:39 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Darth Hoodie at December 12, 2016 10:39 PM (HHUsq)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 10:31 PM (EzgxV)
Doing well, Cooth. Good to see you back.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 12, 2016 10:33 PM (rJUlF)
Good to be back. I kept reading, but some times it was like the kid in class waving his hand around going, "Oh, oh, oh! I know this one! Call on me!"
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 10:39 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2016 10:39 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 10:39 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 12, 2016 10:39 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I meant to send you an email. I got roped into moderating the local gun forum and thought of you. I don't have to come up with content though, I just have to comment and ban, ban and comment.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 12, 2016 10:40 PM (on01m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 10:40 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:23 PM (sBOL1)
That's a great song, but it's not so much a Christmas song as it is an ironic dig at gold diggers. The original with the very sexy
Eartha Kitt, is of course, the gold standard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2016 10:40 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2016 10:40 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 10:41 PM (iUpcK)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2016 10:41 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:41 PM (qUNWi)
Hope this gal has her anti-gravity pantyhose on.
http://tinyurl.com/hzxtgrs
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 10:34 PM (u8kLQ)
As somebody else once said here, "I'm taking the Nope train to Fuckthatville."
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (Om16U)
Fair point.
Also, cheap.
After the original capital investment, what are you looking at for upkeep? maybe some disinfectant and a knife sharpener or two?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 10:41 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Ed Norton at December 12, 2016 10:41 PM (rH4JY)
TR !
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 10:41 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 10:32 PM (S2VsH)
Interesting.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (on01m)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (WTSFk)
Ok, after further review, that map of physics doesn't explain a single thing. It is just labels. Doesn't explain what any of those things are.
Posted by: Winsum Losesum at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (SN79m)
We as Jews have to face the fact that you Christians got the best composers.
Hands down.
Just one song, "Adeste Fidelis," puts to shame all of the Christmas music written by Jews.
Now...physics on the other hand....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (42Mgr)
Posted by: bluebell
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Oscar Wilde makes a rare double appearance on the ONT.
While visiting Leadville, CO:
"The book of etiquette here is the Colt revolver. It teaches lessons which are never forgotten."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (Ya7zs)
Hope this gal has her anti-gravity pantyhose on.
http://tinyurl.com/hzxtgrs
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 10:34 PM (u8kLQ)
As somebody else once said here, "I'm taking the Nope train to Fuckthatville."
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
I was just about to say that very thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ed Norton at December 12, 2016 10:41 PM (rH4JY)
Wouldn't that be a foam covered penis?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 12, 2016 10:43 PM (on01m)
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:23 PM (sBOL1)
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Gramma got runned over by a reindeeeerrrrr
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 10:43 PM (JmjOe)
No offense to fans, but I'm surprised the scruffy, disheveled little stoner is familiar with even half of those names.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (rH4JY)
It doesn't surprise me at all that Dylan reads.
I would be surprised if Justin Beiber recognizes any of those names.
"Are those dudes in some band?"
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 10:43 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2016 10:40 PM (MiBfH)
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Whereas Madonna is the chump change.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:43 PM (sBOL1)
Someone did a mash-up of pingu and The Thing
Behold Thingu
https://youtu.be/QAoONl2P8fw
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:43 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 10:44 PM (ZO497)
I only made *one* comment, on a piece that wasn't even political (Jeffrey Wells was talking about the recent use of the Little River Band song "Lonesome Loser" in a movie, and I chimed in that I liked the use of "Help Is On Its Way" in Observe And Report).
But in another piece, Jeff wrote that he would "love to slug a Trump supporter," right before also admitting he hasn't hit anyone since he was 13.
I guess I'm getting better because instead of getting angry and going apeshit, I laughed this off. I personally would LOVE to see Jeff try slugging a Trump supporter. He'd get his head, arms, legs, and genitals handed back to him.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 10:44 PM (u8kLQ)
Polar penis, when the wind comes whistling o'er the ice
And the nippy frost starts turning your sharts
Into stinking frozen chunks of ice!
Polar penis, when your second head's swelling up in pain
While you worry at night under the Southern Lights
Will your tallywacker start working right again?
You know something's wrong with your glans,
As your Johnson freezes in your hands.
And when you say
"Yeeow! It hurts to pee today!"
You're only sayin'
"I've had enough polar penis!
Polar penis, go 'way!"
** The tune is, "Oklahoma!", in case you don't see it **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2016 10:44 PM (BK3ZS)
Drop me an email sometime.
My PC blew up this summer and lost all my contacts, including you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:44 PM (voOPb)
No offense to fans, but I'm surprised the scruffy, disheveled little stoner is familiar with even half of those names.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (rH4JY)
I'm not sure what they have students reading in middle school and high school now, but I would think that he read a lot of that in high school.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2016 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 10:43 PM (JmjOe)
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Ugh. I hope that earworm stays with you all night, pal.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:44 PM (sBOL1)
I thought that was the Ted Kennedy National Monument
Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (Ya7zs)
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Heh.
Threadwinner.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 10:44 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (jrFgU)
A lot of times, the trailer goes off the side of the boat ramp, which then causes the guy in the truck to panic.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 10:44 PM (EzgxV)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808360089358860293
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808360184624115713
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808360287455903744
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808360390849626112
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808360493354192897
Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2016 10:45 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: kbdabear
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It would be an Oldsmobile.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 10:45 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (Om16U)
But of course the Left is not really concerned with the condemned. They are concerned with how they feel . Seeing someone's head chopped off would make them feel bad. So it's a no go.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 10:45 PM (FO7Ul)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 12, 2016 10:45 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 10:45 PM (iUpcK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I shoot two to three pistol matches every month, and help moderate the gun forum at CSC, so I pretty much missed that.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 12, 2016 10:45 PM (on01m)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 10:29 PM (S2VsH)
Its where we keep the spare DHD.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2016 10:45 PM (typGQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2016 10:44 PM (BK3ZS)
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Krebs, that was . . . epic.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:46 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 10:41 PM
It's decent enough movie in it's own right, if one can pretend the first one doesn't exist. But, it sells itself on the back of the Carpenter one, even to the extent of being part remake. It has some serious problems in that regard.
Posted by: otho at December 12, 2016 10:46 PM (lmIoG)
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 10:46 PM (P8951)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808360653736001536
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808360752088223746
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808360857029709825
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808360960364806144
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/808361073225121792
Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2016 10:46 PM (Ya7zs)
We have a great book called "The Wit and Wisdom of Winston Churchill." The guy was brilliant.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:32 PM (sBOL1)
I think it's instructive to note that Winston Churchill, arguably the greatest Brit ever to live.......was half American.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2016 10:46 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 10:45 PM (FO7Ul)
They seemed to like it when it was Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 10:47 PM (92kX2)
Are there any books available for her age that focus on famous artists or artwork that can explain the difference between the style if Van Gogh and da Vinci for instance or just in general the differences between pointillism and impressionism and realism? Something that has plenty of pictures that show the difference? Any suggestions would be welcome.
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 12, 2016 10:47 PM (yTnCT)
We have a great book called "The Wit and Wisdom of Winston Churchill." The guy was brilliant.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:32 PM (sBOL1)
My nic comes from my old blog, which I shamelessly titled Half Wisdom, Half Wit.
Didn't have enough of either one, as it turned out.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 12, 2016 10:47 PM (M9dgT)
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 10:48 PM (iUpcK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 10:48 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Marquess of Queensberry at December 12, 2016 10:48 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:48 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2016 10:40 PM (MiBfH)
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Whereas Madonna is the chump change.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:43 PM (sBOL1)
I suspect that Eartha Kitt really was sensuous and earthy, where with Madonna it's a planned affectation.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2016 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Behold Thingu
https://youtu.be/QAoONl2P8fw
How did this get passed over for an Oscar?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 10:48 PM (IcT7t)
While visiting Leadville, CO:
"The book of etiquette here is the Colt revolver. It teaches lessons which are never forgotten."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (ZO497)
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Oscar Wilde makes two appearances, and ties in guns.
The ONT is magical.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (sBOL1)
Too bad it does not always work out that way. Looking at you Castro.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
"The land where urine flows upward." (as in an icicle builds up)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Antarctiku at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (HHUsq)
Fuck it, I'll take the fat blonde.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:21 PM (qUNWi)
Worked for me too.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (D2vc1)
Story on Drudge where a woman in Miami got hit by a float at Xmas parade. The first thing I thought of was grandma got hit by a reindeer
Does that make me a bad guy?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (voOPb)
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
Hah...I'll remember that.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (MiBfH)
Thank you, Ben Roethlisberger.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 12, 2016 10:50 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 10:51 PM (FO7Ul)
Are a million to one, he said
The chances of anything coming from Mars
Are a million to one
But still,
They come
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 12, 2016 10:51 PM (MZcWR)
182 "The land where urine flows upward." (as in an icicle builds up)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (MiBfH)
Thank you, Ben Roethlisberger.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 12, 2016 10:50 PM (89UPP)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GRAVITY MAKES THINGS GO DOWN.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 12, 2016 10:51 PM (LuZz8)
> Is there a way to execute someone painlessly?
Yes, it's trivially easy.
Nitrogen Hypoxia.
1. Tank of Nitrogen gas.
2. Breathing mask
3. tube between tank and mask
The subject become unconscious, without any pain, after less than a minute of breathing 100% nitrogen and dies in a few minutes.
Posted by: ArthurK at December 12, 2016 10:52 PM (h53OH)
Didn't have enough of either one, as it turned out.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 12, 2016 10:47 PM (M9dgT)
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I suppose that's how you ended up here with us.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:52 PM (sBOL1)
Long time, no see, you worthless cheating douche!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 12, 2016 10:52 PM (EZebt)
Hah...I'll remember that.
Posted by: eleven
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It won't help.
Posted by: Negan at December 12, 2016 10:52 PM (eeTCA)
It's probably not a good idea to go outside to take a leak when it's 100 below.
Posted by: rickl
****
From Polar Penis to Polar Pop.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 10:52 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (Om16U)
Shoot, rope is cheaper, and there is an FM on it too
Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2016 10:52 PM (typGQ)
Behold Thingu
https://youtu.be/QAoONl2P8fw
How did this get passed over for an Oscar?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 10:48 PM (IcT7t)
Penguins with flamethrowers and dynamite. Pure awesome.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2016 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
The list I plan on working through
Weller 107
Rittenhouse Rye BIB
Eagle Rare 10
Willett Rye 3
Stagg Jr
Glenmorangie 10
Laphroig 10
MacKenzie Rye
Old Potrero 18th Century Style Whiskey
Connemara Peated Irish Whiskey CS
Started with Eagle Rare, which is a nice bourbon
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 10:53 PM (jrFgU)
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 10:51 PM (FO7Ul)
Some people are like Slinkys. They serve no real purpose, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2016 10:53 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2016 10:53 PM (dKiJG)
Does that make me a bad guy?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (voOPb)
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Um. I guess we could say that's the "Mis" part of your name shining through. Which it rarely does. But yeah.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:54 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 12, 2016 10:54 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 12, 2016 10:54 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (Om16U)
Could be a bit creepy though. During the French Revolution, witnesses said they saw people's eyes blinking and mouth moving after the head fell in the basket.
BTW, the last execution in France by guillotine happened later than I thought - in 1977, a convicted murderer with the very non-French name of Hamida Djandoubi was the last person to meet his end via the National Razor.
Can you imagine them chopping off a Muzzie's head today? No, you cannot.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 10:56 PM (P8951)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2016 10:53 PM (LuZz
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197 Wow! Gen Mathis sure had a terrific singing voice when he was younger.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 12, 2016 10:54 PM (rH4JY)
*ahem*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 12, 2016 10:56 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 12, 2016 10:54 PM (eeTCA)
Except her voice. She has kind of an annoying voice to me for some reason (aside from the content.) Breathy maybe? Weird emphasis?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 10:57 PM (92kX2)
Is there a way to make The Beast's supporters laugh as you say, "Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States,"?
All I seem to see is their blubbering and weeping.
Of course that makes ME laugh.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2016 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
They have sign for the patrons to hold up to rate the boat ramp performance. ex. 8
fights and divorces have been triggered by this
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 10:57 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2016 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
--
They do the head-chopping now.
Hey, maybe we can just outsource our executioning to them!
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:57 PM (Om16U)
They have sign for the patrons to hold up to rate the boat ramp performance. ex. 8
fights and divorces have been triggered by this
Posted by: Origional Jake
****
They said I was a Wookie humping loser? Ouch.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 10:58 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 10:58 PM (Om16U)
Gee another leftist comic.
Yawn.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 12, 2016 10:59 PM (oQQwD)
The idea that murderers shoulkd be given a painless execution has got to be one of the dumbest ideas of all time. In life, the average person stands a good chance of having an excruciatingly painful death, whether in in a accident, suffering from some awful illness, or having had the bad luck of being the target of one of these despicable murdering scum.
But, interestingly, about the only people in society who are guaranteed a quick and painless death are the scumbags who murder and torture others. And, somehow, people are able to argue for the painless deaths for these vile, evil people without being tossed right out of the room.
If there is anyone in society who deserves to be insured of a slow, painful death it's the scumbags who forced others to endure just that. Anything else is totally immoral and insane.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 10:59 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 11:00 PM (jrFgU)
Story on Drudge where a woman in Miami got hit by a float at Xmas parade. The first thing I thought of was grandma got hit by a reindeer
Does that make me a bad guy?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 10:49 PM (voOPb)
++++
Catching the virus isn't the bad part. It's when you deliberately infect others, that's the thing that makes you evil.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2016 11:00 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2016 11:01 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 11:01 PM (zc3Db)
Coincidentally, the guy who trains the squirrel looks exactly like I picture our own squirrel whisperer, CBD.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 11:01 PM (sBOL1)
*Wanna change your mind on boat ownership?
Make friends with a boat-owner.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2016 11:01 PM (1G5R8)
Like they are playing uphill.
Posted by: RM at December 12, 2016 11:02 PM (2MdLo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2016 11:01 PM (dKiJG)
That's... actually kind of cool, in a science geek way. Give the man his due.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:02 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 11:02 PM (jrFgU)
We don't want to turn into a society that enjoys watching people die painfully.
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:03 PM (Om16U)
We as Jews have to face the fact that you Christians got the best composers.
Hands down.
Just one song, "Adeste Fidelis," puts to shame all of the Christmas music written by Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2016 10:42 PM (42Mgr)
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Absolutely. Traditional carols and hymns, not to mention the great Christmas masses and oratorios, beat the pop stuff by miles and miles.
Still, the pop songs do have their own charm. And the fact that so many of the really good ones were written by Jews is wonderfully, quintessentially... American.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 12, 2016 11:03 PM (Nox3c)
But story #2 just about broke the damn dam.
Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 11:03 PM (Vwer9)
Burr can be funny, but I heard a long bit by him on religion and he sounded like Bill Maher on speed. "Who believes that stupid shit? Stupid people, that's who!"
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 11:03 PM (P8951)
Posted by: JROD at December 12, 2016 11:04 PM (BQBIT)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2016 11:04 PM (wCEn4)
According to my calculations I have 7 ONTs between now & Xmas. I wonder what 14 Xmas songs I will play?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:04 PM (voOPb)
They've gone overboard.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 11:04 PM (FO7Ul)
We don't want to turn into a society that enjoys watching people die painfully.
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:03 PM (Om16U)
Yeah .... uh ... not buying it. Justice is justice. This "painless execution" bullshit protects us from nothing but reality.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 11:04 PM (zc3Db)
Anybody seen Texas Zombie around lately? Unless I've missed him, haven't seen him post in a while.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:05 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:04 PM (voOPb)
Carol of the Bells
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:05 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2016 11:01 PM (dKiJG)
That's... actually kind of cool, in a science geek way. Give the man his due.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:02 PM (92kX2)
Now let's behead the "climate scientists" and see how long they can blink.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:04 PM (voOPb)
Have you done 'O Holy Night'? One of my favorites. At least when done well. Can be like the National Anthem, at times.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:05 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: ArthurK
OMG!!!
Deadly Poison gas!
Legislate a Ban on Nitrogen!
Posted by: N 78%, O 21% at December 12, 2016 11:06 PM (mBYZv)
Are you sure that wasn't Joe Rogan?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 11:06 PM (FO7Ul)
When I had my first dog euthenized, it was important to me that it be done painlessly. It was. I stayed with him during the procedure to make sure.
Murderers, on the other hand? How painlessly did their victims die?
I watch some of these shows about real murders on ID Network and Justice Network. Most murderers are selfish, cruel bastards. You won't find me protesting their executions. Screw 'em.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2016 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
We don't want to turn into a society that enjoys watching people die painfully.
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:03 PM (Om16U)
Just save up the condemned until you have 40 or 50 of 'em, then shove 'em down a borehole in the Nevada desert along with a small nuke, and set off the nuke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2016 11:06 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
better, ask them to hold their breath
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:06 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
"Science!!" for the win.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 11:06 PM (zc3Db)
She was devastated. No man breaks up with her.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 12, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:02 PM (92kX2)
It was during the French Revolution and he was a amateur scientist, pretty famous story. He knew he was going to die and he tried to answer the question about what happens after you get your head cut off.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2016 11:07 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:07 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2016 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
Trump helping Cruz by taking away his main opponent in the '18 primary maybe?
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:09 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2016 11:04 PM (zc3Db)
I would argue that I do not really care whether it is painless or not. The point of the death penalty, in my view, is to show society that justice is done. Quick and painless is fine.
To give an example, when the Romans crucified pirates, was the point the execution? Or to warn anyone thinking of engaging in piracy what would happen? Same with the British with hanging. Part of it was also leaving the bodies as a warning as well. Brutal perhaps, but it served the purpose they were going for, deterrence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:09 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab
I love that one. And I don't really like Christmas Carols.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2016 11:10 PM (+lVUW)
As Lately We Watched....and In Excelis Deo are two of my favorites.
Handels Messiah I like a ton....but its overdone.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:10 PM (JmjOe)
I thought Bob Dylan's speech was both gracious, humble and exactly the right length. While I never thought of his work as being literature either, he certainly could turn a phrase or bring a new perspective on matters better and more often than most.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2016 11:10 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:10 PM (cPsPa)
I can just not press play, you know. Theoretically, I have that power.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2016 11:11 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at December 12, 2016 11:11 PM (Iy6JT)
Or as Burr would say, "You know, I couldn't f*ckin' speak without, like, a f*ckin' Valley Girl thesaurus."
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2016 11:11 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: ArthurK
OMG!!!
Deadly Poison gas!
Legislate a Ban on Nitrogen!
Posted by: N 78%, O 21% at December 12, 2016 11:06 PM (mBYZv)
I live in Silicon Valley and there are nitrogen pipelines everywhere -- it's very common to purge systems with nitrogen when moving silicon wafers into them. And it is quite dangerous....because it's colorless, odorless, is nearly 80% of air anyway.....and when a room fills up with it, there are no warning symptoms before unconsciousness and death.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 11:11 PM (EzgxV)
How many blinks does "That Hurts" take in Morse Code?
Posted by: Willy J. at December 12, 2016 11:12 PM (bqN/x)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb)
252 Now let's behead the "climate scientists" and see how long they can blink.///
How many blinks does "That Hurts" take in Morse Code?
Posted by: Willy J. at December 12, 2016 11:12 PM (bqN/x)
Or "Owwwie"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2016 11:13 PM (LuZz8)
Patrick Swayze looks really young
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 11:14 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2016 11:14 PM (dKiJG)
Handels Messiah I like a ton....but its overdone.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:10 PM (JmjOe)
Agreed. Still beautiful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:14 PM (92kX2)
Oh well. At least I have a nice couple hour memory.
I got invited to a party this Saturday where supposedly a lot of single gals will be there. We move on.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:14 PM (D2vc1)
I was wondering how much they shed and if they are good companion/family dogs.
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:15 PM (Om16U)
Pressing the condemned chest-first against a 155 mm Howitzer would fit that requirement.
Fire for Effect!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2016 11:15 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 12, 2016 11:15 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 11:15 PM (iUpcK)
--
Oooh, is it Horde Dating Advice time?
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (Om16U)
Coincidentally, the guy who trains the squirrel looks exactly like I picture our own squirrel whisperer, CBD.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 11:01 PM (sBOL1)
Hi Bluebell! Glad you enjoyed the movie ( as for the kiddies, oh well...my kid loved it, but we are a bunch of goofballs over here at my house...)
I hadn't noticed a resemblance to CBD, but I'll go back and watch it again...I knew CBD seemed familiar when I first met him!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Origional Jake
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Heh.
I let my neighbor use my driveway whenever wants to.
Today, he pulled in with his truck & loaded down trailer.
FFWD a few hours - I was a couple hundred feet away talking to a neighbor when he started backing out - "watch this Bill, it'll be entertaining. he's not real great with a trailer."
Dude made it out with 35 or 40' of truck/trailer on the first shot.
"Huh. I guess he's getting better."
Then I walked home to find the trenches in the lawn on BOTH sides of the driceway...
Posted by: Chi at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (Vwer9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:04 PM (voOPb)
I'm sure Yoko Ono did a Christmas album at some point, no?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2016 11:06 PM (MiBfH)
Hm. Added bonus of pissing off environmentalists.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (+lVUW)
Oh well. At least I have a nice couple hour memory.
I got invited to a party this Saturday where supposedly a lot of single gals will be there. We move on.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:14 PM (D2vc1)
nothing is over until you say it is over.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (cPsPa)
I owned one. Never again. Never. Ever. Never. Again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (voOPb)
................
We had a Brittany w/o a docked tail.
great mut, killed a lot of the neighbors chickens that we paid for a 2x market value
great with kids
lived to be 17
but it did not act like a typical bird dog, total pet
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 11:17 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Licensed Horde Dating Advisor at December 12, 2016 11:17 PM (Om16U)
--
Oooh, is it Horde Dating Advice time?
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (Om16U)
Out comes the stalking manuals.
And stalking Manuels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:17 PM (92kX2)
When I had my first dog euthenized, it was important to me that it be done painlessly. It was. I stayed with him during the procedure to make sure.
Murderers, on the other hand? How painlessly did their victims die?
I watch some of these shows about real murders on ID Network and Justice Network. Most murderers are selfish, cruel bastards. You won't find me protesting their executions. Screw 'em.
Posted by: nerdygirl
****
As a youth I ended up associating with some budding sociopaths.
I can assure you, some really do get off on the horrible things they do. Most of the ones I knew were sadists.
I had a falling out with them in my early teens and it has always been a concern of mine that I would be out with friends or family, and run into one or some of them.
For the other type which I have read about, snuffing a life is no different than blinking. You just aren't human to them and draw little thought after the fact.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2016 11:06 PM (MiBfH)
Don't even need a nuke. Just funnel in the killer bees.
Or better still, nude selfies of Lena Dunham.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 11:18 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (Om16U)
Out comes the stalking manuals.
And stalking Manuels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:17 PM (92kX2)
I believe you meant to type Manuelas
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:18 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (qUNWi)
Oh well. At least I have a nice couple hour memory.
I got invited to a party this Saturday where supposedly a lot of single gals will be there. We move on.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:14 PM (D2vc1)
Did you belly slap?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (voOPb)
Tell me tell me
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (Om16U)
It also displaces oxygen out of the immediate atmosphere and causes people to lose consciousness. Especially those stupidly in the pool when they dump it in. I think there have been deaths from this.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (DW+jj)
Pfui.
Oh, and in thirty-nine days, SCOAMF is history.
Posted by: Captain Comic at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (B5Qml)
I can assure you, some really do get off on the horrible things they do. Most of the ones I knew were sadists.
I had a falling out with them in my early teens and it has always been a concern of mine that I would be out with friends or family, and run into one or some of them.
For the other type which I have read about, snuffing a life is no different than blinking. You just aren't human to them and draw little thought after the fact.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:18 PM (hVdx9)
you may have been in my boy scout troop.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (cPsPa)
I'm sure Yoko Ono did a Christmas album at some point, no?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM
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Bite your tongue, man.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM (Om16U)
Fire away.
But since I've already reached out, if she doesn't respond, not much else to do. I'll wait a bit longer just in case, but not expecting anything at this point.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (D2vc1)
Maybe for them but not for me.
Posted by: The Janitor at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (bqN/x)
Thanks for the idea Harry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)
::tips hat::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:20 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 11:18 PM
I saw her sister-raping manual already on clearance at the local bookstore. Warmed my deplorable heart to see no one buying that crap.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 11:20 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2016 11:20 PM (typGQ)
Departments at work put together Thanksgiving baskets for people in need and she was reading thank you notes from people who had received one. One hit her right between the eyes - a woman wrote, "My husband and I appreciated the Thanksgiving basket so much. My sister died of cancer earlier this year. She was a widow and so we inherited her 6 children, including twins. We have 3 of our own and my husband was laid off last month. We're feeling pretty desperate. Thank you for your help."
My co-worker checked out the profile this woman had to complete to get a basket and it read like this"
Boys: ages 14, 3, 6,1 (4)
Girls: ages 1, 3(2), 7, 10 (5)
Imagine that. Taking care of 2 one year olds, 3 three year olds, and 4 other kids, including a teenaged boy, with an unemployed husband. In "regular" large families you don't normally have 4 children under the age of 5! It just seems impossible.
My coworker was asking people for $5. apiece so she could buy the family a gift card for Burlington Coat Factory or Kohls and they could get some warm clothes for the kids.
I'll remember this family next time I think I've got it tough.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 11:20 PM (P8951)
Would love to know what happened to them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 11:20 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (WGxp4)
is that a euphemism for knocking boots?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:20 PM (cPsPa)
Well, I vote for one where simple is good.
Do you know the origin story of 'Silent Night'?
An instrumental on guitar.
https://home.snu.edu/~hculbert/silent.htm
Posted by: Classics ftw at December 12, 2016 11:20 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (BS8yt)
Nitrogen is even better. There's no feeling of suffocation; one second you're fine, the next second you're passed out, a couple of minutes later you're dead.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 12, 2016 11:21 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Licensed Horde Dating Advisor at December 12, 2016 11:17 PM (Om16U)
We're not anywhere close to each other. I'd have to go back to where she works, which might happen again sometime.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:21 PM (D2vc1)
http://www.nytimes.com/1981/03/20/us/
shuttle-passes-test-a-worker-is-killed.html
There is a much more detailed article online about this incident, but I can't find it at the moment.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 11:21 PM (sdi6R)
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The point is not so much to spare the criminal pain but to keep ourselves from engaging in gratuitous cruelty or coarse brutality.
I myself like a ceremonial firing squad. I don't understand why such a civilized method isn't used. It's much more dignified for all parties concerned.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (qJhUV)
Wait a week then send down one sandwich. Nature will take its course. Much cheaper than a nuke.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (1CroS)
the fact that his answers are almost coherent suggests to me that he had the questions at least several days ago.
on obamacare, he admitted it could use some tweaks, like a public option and more subsidies. I hope he decides after leaving the White House to do good around the world by going out every day and enriching golf caddies.
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:02 PM (92kX2)
It was during the French Revolution and he was a amateur scientist, pretty famous story. He knew he was going to die and he tried to answer the question about what happens after you get your head cut off.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2016 11:07 PM (dKiJG)
I wouldn't consider Lavoisier to be "an amateur scientist."
Posted by: Fox 2! at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:21 PM (D2vc1)
It's not the funeral home, is it? Pretty sure some other Moron called dibs on that chick already.
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (Om16U)
I'd like to think that at least a few of these talentless jagoffs, 10-15 years from now, be making "a special appearance" every night in Vegas skid row alleys, selling 25-cent blowjobs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 11:23 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:21
parole office?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:23 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2016 10:26 PM (YO+V3)
Well, if you don't want to live, the South Pole's a good place.
Posted by: jwpaine at December 12, 2016 11:23 PM (hoJm7)
She came from a good breeder.
But......
Separation anxiety
Vet office anxiety
Storm anxiety
Firework anxiety
Runner
Untrainable
Had her to a dog trainer and after a week he called me
Told me to pick her up and put her down
I couldn't
She lived to be 16
She was ok with the girls when they were small
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:23 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:20 PM (cPsPa)
Fluid exchange is a good one too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:23 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 11:23 PM (iUpcK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:20 PM (cPsPa)
Fluid exchange is a good one too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:23 PM (92kX2)
bumping uglies?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (u8kLQ)
Don't forget, Keith Richards was seriously injured when he fell from a ladder while reaching for a book in his personal library.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (qJhUV)
Well, I vote for one where simple is good.
Do you know the origin story of 'Silent Night'?
An instrumental on guitar.
https://home.snu.edu/~hculbert/silent.htm
Because mice ate the leather bellows for the organ.
Posted by: Fox 2! at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (iUpcK)
I can assure you, some really do get off on the horrible things they do. Most of the ones I knew were sadists.
I had a falling out with them in my early teens and it has always been a concern of mine that I would be out with friends or family, and run into one or some of them.
For the other type which I have read about, snuffing a life is no different than blinking. You just aren't human to them and draw little thought after the fact.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:18 PM (hVdx9)
you may have been in my boy scout troop.
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
No Boy Scouts here. My "friends" would have beaten the sh*t out of me for it. Not cool enough.
My parents moved us out of there before I got too far into the scumbag lifestyle, but I was primarily a petty thief. Shoplifting (usually beer) and some violence, but most of those I fought deserved to get punched. This was my life from about 10-14.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (Om16U)
I somehow missed the funeral home dating thread. Probably the easiest way to find a date, since they can't run away or say no.
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:25 PM (D2vc1)
Be sure to take some token next time. Say, a clock.
Posted by: George Costanza at December 12, 2016 11:25 PM (1CroS)
I'm sure Yoko Ono did a Christmas album at some point, no?
Well, she and Yawn are responsible for the execrable "Happy Xmas (War is Over)"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2016 11:25 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: CMU VET at December 12, 2016 11:25 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
Releasing the kraken?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:25 PM (92kX2)
..............
this is 100% opposite than our Brittany
other than chicken killing this Brit acted like a lab.
one of my last labs was great except the storm anxiety
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 11:26 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Country Boy - stay deplorable my friend at December 12, 2016 11:26 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Albert Gore Jr at December 12, 2016 11:26 PM (jrFgU)
Another thing that can get you in trouble is inhaling He to make your voice sound funny. With a lung full of He, it pulls O2 *out* of your blood, lowering blood O2 quickly. You won't know anything is wrong, and BAM! you lose consciousness. And fall and perhaps hit your heard. Which has happened.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 12, 2016 11:27 PM (DW+jj)
Once upon a time we had a neighbor with a Brit best damn dog
I knew a guy who had a Brit from the same breeder we got ours. A good dog, not great but an adequate Hunter.
Ours? Hound from hell. Never. Again,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:28 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (WGxp4)
is that a euphemism for knocking boots?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:20 PM (cPs
More like a euphemism for burying the weasel.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:28 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: fixerupper
In Excelsis Deo
Lyrics:
GLOOOOOO-OOOOOR OOOOR OOOOR OOOOOR
*BReATHE*
OOOOOR OOOOR OOOOR OOOOOR ia
In. excel.sEE Us
De-ay-ayayaayayaayayaayayya
*Breathe*
aayayayayayayay- ooooo...
( repeat 900 times )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2016 11:29 PM (1G5R8)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:28 PM (WGxp4)
Oh, did Pauly Shore die? 2016 is turning out better and better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:29 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:29 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 11:30 PM (FO7Ul)
Posted by: CMU VET at December 12, 2016 11:30 PM (C+wjz)
My parents moved us out of there before I got too far into the scumbag lifestyle, but I was primarily a petty thief. Shoplifting (usually beer) and some violence, but most of those I fought deserved to get punched. This was my life from about 10-14.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (hVdx9)
you're describing my boy scout troop.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:30 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:30 PM (voOPb)
But nitrous oxide gets you high.
Weird world, isn't it?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:30 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Shecky SIL at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: David St. Hubbins at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 11:30 PM (FO7Ul)
No, that nitrous oxide (n2o)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (WGxp4)
I like the song, but yeah, it's the Crazy Female American Idol Contestant of carols.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Albert Gore Jr at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
He doesn't like Hillary as much, but really isn't a fan of Trump or Republicans.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (QED/Z)
Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 12, 2016 11:32 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 11:32 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 11:32 PM (jrFgU)
My parents moved us out of there before I got too far into the scumbag lifestyle, but I was primarily a petty thief. Shoplifting (usually beer) and some violence, but most of those I fought deserved to get punched. This was my life from about 10-14.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (hVdx9)
you're describing my boy scout troop.
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
So no Eagle Scouts from your troop?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: David St. Hubbins at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (7qAYi)
How can I leave this behind?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:33 PM (92kX2)
I was wondering how much they shed and if they are good companion/family dogs.
We had one when I was young. Like many gun dogs, they are sweet family dogs. My brother hunted pheasant with ours and loved the fact that she pointed. However, like many hunting dogs they can be a bit high energy when they are young. They need a lot of exercise.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2016 11:33 PM (+lVUW)
Don't forget, Keith Richards was seriously injured when he fell from a ladder while reaching for a book in his personal library.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (8HGb7)
He's also a Civil War buff. When he first came to New York City, he spent many hours in the library poring over 100 year old newspapers on microfilm. He was like 20 at the time.
How many 20 year olds do that nowadays?
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by CBD
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Putting aside denominational respects, our organist is exceptional. Here he is last year, skip forward to 0:01:39.
The variation on 'Bring aTorch Jenette Isabella' that he plays at 1:09:16 is virtuosic.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 12, 2016 11:33 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 10:20 PM
Good grief, they'll let all kinds of riffraff in here nowadays.
Nice to have you back.
Try to behave. :goog:
Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2016 11:33 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: yankeefifth
"This badge is for excellence in grifting, and then I got this blood-drop one for escorting an old lady across the street, then abandoning her in the middle of it just when a speeding bus was coming in fast..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 11:33 PM (u8kLQ)
/Pelosi
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:33 PM (ZO497)
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The point is not so much to spare the criminal pain but to keep ourselves from engaging in gratuitous cruelty or coarse brutality.
I myself like a ceremonial firing squad. I don't understand why such a civilized method isn't used. It's much more dignified for all parties concerned.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (Nox3c)
++++
I would guess that the number of people opposed to the death penalty and the number of people who are gung ho about the death penalty are roughly equal. Then there are those in the middle who think the death penalty is necessary, but they aren't enthusiastic about it. If the death penalty were to be seen as a blood sport, many of those in the middle would flip to anti death penalty. So, for those that want to see lots of blood and pain, they have to settle for a more humane death penalty if they want it to continue at all.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2016 11:33 PM (R+30W)
I agree with this. Just kill the criminal quickly, so justice is served and he (or she) can't ever hurt or kill anybody ever again. If there is a hell, leave any further torments there.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 11:33 PM (P8951)
Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 12, 2016 11:32 PM (dkExz)
Inexplicably, they did not. They used cyanide gas.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 11:34 PM (EzgxV)
get it from a balloon
Posted by: Albert Gore Jr at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
Yes. Happened a few years ago at gathering of the vibes.
Someone was selling whippets all night (in balloons) from an industrial-sized tank. Some wiseass was like "dude! let me hit it off the tank!" and the scumbag was like "sure"
I forget how that played out, but it did involve an ambulance.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:34 PM (WGxp4)
I bought her a shovel.
Posted by: Shecky SIL at December 12, 2016 11:31 PM (Cf0i2)
If you could turn a dishwasher into a blower snow was a poor choice.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 12, 2016 11:34 PM (bqN/x)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 12, 2016 11:35 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 11:35 PM (iUpcK)
For the most part they are friendly
Ours was a friendly retard
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)
guys in my boy scout troop are in jail, by which I mean prison, for stuff they did in the boy scouts.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:35 PM (hVdx9)
Never, EVER buy flowers for your wife from the Jesuits.
Remember, only you can prevent florist friars.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:36 PM (JmjOe)
The variation on 'Bring aTorch Jenette Isabella' that he plays at 1:09:16 is virtuosic.
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Heh. Link http://tinyurl.com/jnw6cb4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:36 PM (ZO497)
Frosty has never been happier.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 11:36 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
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No.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:36 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:35 PM (hVdx9)
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Nope
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:36 PM (JmjOe)
295 There was a fatal accident involving nitrogen shortly before the first Space Shuttle flight in 1981:
http://www.nytimes.com/1981/03/20/us/
shuttle-passes-test-a-worker-is-killed.html
There is a much more detailed article online about this incident, but I can't find it at the moment.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 11:21 PM (sdi6R)
It happens more often than you'd care to know about. Industrial firms with tanks requiring servicing may fill them with nitrogen. Here is a video describing two fatalities that took two lives at a facility in Delaware City, DE about a decade ago.
https://youtu.be/f2ItJe2Incs
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2016 11:36 PM (BK3ZS)
Don't forget, Keith Richards was seriously injured when he fell from a ladder while reaching for a book in his personal library. "
Does Keith remember the books he's read 10 minutes after he's read them? The dude has done serious damage to himself.
I recall reading that Jagger is a voracious reader. "Sympathy for the Devil" was inspired by the novel "The Master and Margarita" - the Devil visits Moscow during the Russian Revolution.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 11:37 PM (P8951)
I'm un-delurking after reading comments here for three days (through a hedge outside your window). Sorry if I creeped anyone out.
Posted by: ALX9 at December 12, 2016 11:37 PM (jiQvT)
Well that explains why they wanted a better method than the gas chamber.
Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 12, 2016 11:37 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Were there Girl Scouts involved?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:37 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)
guys in my boy scout troop are in jail, by which I mean prison, for stuff they did in the boy scouts.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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They would have fit in with my associates for sure. A few dead, a few in and out of jail.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:37 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:35 PM (hVdx9)
Nope. It is used in several applications. Some higher end sports cars fill tires with nitrogen. And some foods or sauces packed in barrels are layered with it to create an oxygen barrier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)
Wow. Good of you to keep her anyway.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (QcJlo)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2016 11:24 PM (8HGb7)
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Absolutely. He would have read something of all of the writers he specifically mentioned... and many more.
And he did pick a literary stage name, no? (IIRC, "Dylan" was a tribute to the poet Dylan Thomas.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (Nox3c)
How many 20 year olds do that nowadays?
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 11:33 PM
Who did that Dylan? Sounds like me at that age or younger, total history geek.
Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tuna at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:37 PM (ZO497)
not for the ones in jail
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Again, that's nitrous oxide. Note the 'oxide'.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (1G5R8)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:35 PM (hVdx9)
No. If you put a flame into it, the flame goes out. Just like if you put a live felon into it, the life would be extinguished.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (EzgxV)
I'm un-delurking after reading comments here for three days (through a hedge outside your window). Sorry if I creeped anyone out.
Posted by: ALX9 at December 12, 2016 11:37 PM (jiQvT)
It is when you make a great comment, and then realize a new thread was posted so no one read it. It is in honor of Willow, who had that happen to her a few times.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:39 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:35 PM (hVdx9)
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Nope
Posted by: fixerupper
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I am thinking of hydrogen. Think it's time for bed.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)
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It's posting a comment, only to discover that a new thread has opened, and you (and your comment) have been left behind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:39 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)
is it uncomfortable for ert?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:39 PM (cPsPa)
posting on a old/dead thread
also a queue when Willow shows up to start checking for a fresh thread
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 11:39 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
I think you're thinking of oxygen.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:39 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:35 PM (hVdx9)
No, not exactly. If it did the Earth's atmosphere would have ignited as soon as Ogg discovered fire. Or any random lightning strike would have done the trick.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 11:40 PM (sdi6R)
WE'RE DOOMED.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at December 12, 2016 11:40 PM (QcJlo)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:36 PM (JmjOe)
--*GROAN* Besides, only brothers of the Franciscan and Dominican families are called friars.
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 11:40 PM (iUpcK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:39 PM (cPsPa)
Better than a yurt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:40 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
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Hydrogen won't either... unless there is oxygen present.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:40 PM (ZO497)
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I know someone that did some architectural work for Keith Richard a number of years ago. Said he is hugely into WWII history.
Disconcerted by the fact that my Mom and Keith Richards have something in common outside of being human.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 12, 2016 11:40 PM (QED/Z)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
I think you're thinking of oxygen.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Nope. Hydrogen.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:40 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2016 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
Our oldest daughter was 2 at the time. She loved the dog. I couldn't get rid of her or the dog
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:41 PM (voOPb)
The increased combustion temperatures can also do serious damage to the pistons and other things.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 12, 2016 11:41 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
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Hydrogen won't either... unless there is oxygen present.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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In a gas chamber there would be oxygen.
I think someone nailed it when they said a scuba like setup would be good.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:42 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:16 PM
She contributed to a Beatles xmas one.
Posted by: otho at December 12, 2016 11:42 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 11:42 PM (S2VsH)
That's why the last 10 or so comments from the previous thread should jump up to the new thread.
Posted by: Tuna at December 12, 2016 11:42 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 12, 2016 11:42 PM (FO7Ul)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 11:43 PM (jrFgU)
Nitrous oxide makes better bang in Drag Racers but straight Nitrogen would just kill the motor. I think global cooling is part of the Nitrous oxide bang builder too.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 12, 2016 11:43 PM (bqN/x)
Posted by: Origional Jake
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Yes. I should have mentioned that much beloved commenter Willow is the source of the term. She is something like a canary in a coal mine. It's weirdly consistent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:43 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 12, 2016 11:43 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 11:43 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Tuna at December 12, 2016 11:42 PM (JSovD)
Kind of a Bernie Sanders-like idea. j/k
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:44 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 12, 2016 11:43 PM (s7hQ/)
What does? Spring?
Shouldn't. If they own a calendar, at least.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:44 PM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Time to ban H2O. Waaaaaaay too dangerous.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:45 PM (JmjOe)
--*GROAN* Besides, only brothers of the Franciscan and Dominican families are called friars.
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 11:40 PM
That's a somewhat Obscure Catholic Fact.
Pretty sure that when our Islamic Overlords take over, you're going to go to special FEMA camp.
/see you there!
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 12, 2016 11:45 PM (QED/Z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:46 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2016 11:46 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 11:46 PM (P8951)
Will be walking out this weekend on the lake
Driving is another month away
Ice is 4" thick at the moment and highs of single digits starting tomorrow for a few days
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2016 11:46 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:43 PM (ZO497)
Ace has said in the past that he would sometimes look fire her
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 12, 2016 11:46 PM (D2vc1)
What, not having breakfast? *hic!*
Posted by: Hillary! at December 12, 2016 11:46 PM (ZIFyZ)
Dutch politician Geert Wilders was convicted of daring to question the number of Moroccan colonists being imported by the Dutch government into the Netherlands.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12872
Posted by: The Christmas Hat at December 12, 2016 11:47 PM (vBeA5)
I see some funny Boat Ramp miscues on the river every year. Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2016 10:38 PM (UD0Gq)
Watching people load their boats can be fun, too. I was on a ramp at dusk once, talking with a conservation officer that I'd known since high school. There was a truck and trailer in the water when he pulled up, and he said he'd gotten a call about this boater.
Well, here came the boater. He hit the trailer at about 30 mph, launching himself first over the bed, then over the cab of his truck. He spilled out onto the pavement when his boat hit the parking lot, but he wasn't hurt except for some road rash.
Alcohol might have been involved.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2016 11:47 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2016 11:47 PM (iUpcK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 12, 2016 11:43 PM (s7hQ/)
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Only if they're morons. With a small m
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:47 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 12, 2016 11:47 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Kills hundreds each year.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:46 PM (ZO497)
.....known to kill boatloads at a time....
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 11:47 PM (EzgxV)
Nitrogen asphyxiation is painless. Just use an old gas chamber, and fill it with a N2 bottle purchased cheap from a welding supply store.
The criminal loses consciousness and dies.
Nitrogen is perfectly safe once vented out and diluted ( the atmosphere has over 80% Nitrogen in it already ).
Posted by: Kristophr at December 12, 2016 11:47 PM (jLXo8)
They had questions like "Russian Hackers stole the election, does this worry you or do you have no opinion".
Ironically enough, one of the questions was about "fake news".
LOL
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2016 11:48 PM (vBeA5)
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SciFi writer Arthur C. Clarke imagined a world where men no longer worked, and thought they would spend their time "creating".
In reality, they would spend it eating, masturbating and playing video games.
Work helps give life meaning, and without meaning, people are directionless and prone to any variety of addictions.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 12, 2016 11:48 PM (QED/Z)
Posted by: Country Boy
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Now, that's just plain cruel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:49 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:45 PM
Do YOU know the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide? Print and post wherever this hazardous chemical is present:
http://www.dhmo.org/msds/MSDS-DHMO-Kemp.pdf
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 11:49 PM (S2VsH)
They had questions like "Russian Hackers stole the election, does this worry you or do you have no opinion".
Ironically enough, one of the questions was about "fake news".
LOL
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2016 11:48 PM (vBeA5)
So you're saying they were playing it straight down the middle?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:49 PM (92kX2)
We don't want to turn into a society that enjoys watching people die painfully.
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 12, 2016 11:03 PM (
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Very much in agreement.
Just look at our educational as a warning. In 1 generation, our children have become ok with the theoretical slaughter of people they disagree with. Actual slaughter would not be a hard sell to them
Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 12, 2016 11:49 PM (CfIfo)
Dear Horde... THIS is charity.... not when the Government decides where your money will go...
SFW.... please watch...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2016 11:49 PM (qf6WZ)
Ironically enough, one of the questions was about "fake news".
LOL
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2016 11:48 PM (vBeA5)
"I actually encourage Russian Hackers to steal elections, so put me in the "thrilled" category, thanks."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:50 PM (WGxp4)
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Funemployment!
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at December 12, 2016 11:50 PM (ZO497)
How many more times will Jennifer Rubin go on Tucker Carlson's show to make a fool of herself railing against Trump before she finally realizes she looks like a horse's ass?
Posted by: Donna di deplorable
The clip he played today was from her appearance on MSNBC.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2016 11:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 12, 2016 11:50 PM (bqN/x)
http://www.dhmo.org/msds/MSDS-DHMO-Kemp.pdf
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 11:49 PM (S2VsH)
To be fair, there is an MSDS for everything. Plus, everything causes cancer in California.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:50 PM (92kX2)
-"Trump has kept tweeting since the election, do you think this helps or hurts his--"
- "SQUAWK!! SQUAWK!! POLLY WANTS A WHAT-TER?!?"
- "There's continued reports about Russia that confirm..."
- "EVIL! EVIL!! I CAN NEVER GET THESE DAMN PICKLE JARS OPEN!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 11:51 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2016 11:51 PM (29QcC)
Posted by: otho
featuring those memorable hits ...
Imagine There's No Christmas ...
Blackbird Singing Silent Night ...
Mean Mister Mustard Gets Coal in his Stocking & No Carbon Offset ...
Hard Days Night to Wrap Present when the Kids are still Awake ...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 12, 2016 11:51 PM (AoK0a)
There would be a subgroup that would just create new ways to kill people. But at least it would be artistic.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 11:51 PM (IcT7t)
There would be a subgroup that would just create new ways to kill people. But at least it would be artistic.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 11:51 PM (IcT7t)
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Works for me.
I could go for some purging right now.
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 11:52 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Kills hundreds each year.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2016 11:46 PM (ZO497)
.....known to kill boatloads at a time....
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 11:47 PM (EzgxV)
Its so powerful its been known to destroy entire Mountains....
Created Valleys.... carved Canyons...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2016 11:52 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 12, 2016 11:50 PM (bqN/x)
Certain things will burn under water, but the principle is still the same. Fuel, Heat, Oxidizer (which does not always have to be straight oxygen.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:53 PM (92kX2)
Imagine There's No Christmas ...
Blackbird Singing Silent Night ...
Mean Mister Mustard Gets Coal in his Stocking & No Carbon Offset ...
Hard Days Night to Wrap Present when the Kids are still Awake ...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 12, 2016 11:51 PM
LOL...
Posted by: otho at December 12, 2016 11:53 PM (lmIoG)
The stuff has been used for a type of "truth drug", and I could see why.
Flying on the stuff, my consciousness went off in orbit somewhere. And then something spooky happened. They asked me a question, and I heard myself answer. My consciousness, the part that I think is "me", and was off flying in orbit, *had nothing to do with answering*. When I came down, that caused some serious pondering on the nature of consciousness.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 12, 2016 11:53 PM (DW+jj)
Nice. No showboating.
Posted by: t-bird
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You weren't here, were you?
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at December 12, 2016 11:53 PM (ZO497)
they just build a chamber and pump in carbon monoxide into it."
Carbon Monoxide is pretty damned toxic. Use Nitrogen instead. Less hazard for the executioner.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 12, 2016 11:53 PM (jLXo8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 12, 2016 11:43 PM (s7hQ/)
What does? Spring?
Shouldn't. If they own a calendar, at least.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2016 11:44 PM (WGxp4)
There's always somebody who wants one more weekend of fishing.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 12, 2016 11:53 PM (s7hQ/)
They had questions like "Russian Hackers stole the election, does this worry you or do you have no opinion".
Ironically enough, one of the questions was about "fake news".
LOL
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2016 11:48 PM (vBeA5)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHaHaHahahahaha!!! So, which route did you take? (a) "if I believed a single word you liars said, I might care?" or (b) "I don't know nothin' 'bout stealin' no 'lections..." ?
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 12, 2016 11:53 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 11:51 PM
RENEW!
Posted by: Good Carousel tonight at December 12, 2016 11:54 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable
"Us deplorables dindu nuffin!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2016 11:55 PM (u8kLQ)
Don't know much about musicians, just like music I like, but not surprising a songwriter of his age (as said above, educated when education was education) would have a decent grounding in prominent authors and Nobel laureates.
And isn't Keith Richards a military history fanatic? Thought I read that somewhere. If true, I'd love to see his collection, and yammer with him about obscure topics.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2016 11:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 11:51 PM
RENEW!
Posted by: Good Carousel tonight at December 12, 2016 11:54 PM (S2VsH)
Wait.... what????
Posted by: Logan, putting on his track shoes. at December 12, 2016 11:55 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:50 PM (92kX2)
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Studies of deep sea divers that regularly breathe pure 02 show a significantly increased risk for throat and lung cancer.
Your move environmental banners.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:55 PM (JmjOe)
SciFi writer Arthur C. Clarke imagined a world where men no longer worked, and thought they would spend their time "creating".
In reality, they would spend it eating, masturbating and playing video games.
Work helps give life meaning, and without meaning, people are directionless and prone to any variety of addictions.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 12, 2016 11:48 PM (QED/Z)
Kurt Vonnegut's first novel, "Player Piano", envisioned a world where machines did all the work, and people sat around with nothing much to do.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2016 11:56 PM (sdi6R)
I could go for some purging right now.
We always save the biggest weapons for when they're really needed. And you, dear lady, are the Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2016 11:56 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:50 PM (92kX2)
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Studies of deep sea divers that regularly breathe pure 02 show a significantly increased risk for throat and lung cancer.
Your move environmental banners.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:55 PM (JmjOe)
Better, everyone who has EVER caught cancer....
Breathed....
Thus... a 100% correlation between breathing, and Cancer...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2016 11:57 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people
https://www.amazon.com/Gus-Me-Story-Granddad-Guitar/ dp/031632065X
extra space before the dp/
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 12, 2016 11:57 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 12, 2016 11:57 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2016 11:58 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2016 11:58 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: SMFH at December 12, 2016 11:58 PM (CRotO)
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I also suspect the problem with "no work" is that no matter what stipend people were given, they would always want more. Nothing would be enough, and even if things like food and housing were free, some would always have more, which would make others envious. Which would mean crime. Which would mean police. So certain people would have to work. Who would decide who works? Who does not work? It's a very groovy hippie concept, which makes no sense, since Clarke was not of that generation. But philosophically, oh yeah, he's there.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 12, 2016 11:58 PM (QED/Z)
same. Fuel, Heat, Oxidizer (which does not always have to be straight
oxygen.)
Water has the O it can be attached to something else at the start but I don't know one where none is available in the mix.
Probably restating your point.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 12, 2016 11:59 PM (bqN/x)
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Push poll much?
Spreading the lie.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 12, 2016 11:59 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (b7fwp)
Oh, lovely. HE caused health insurance premiums to spike, so his solution to the increased costs that HE CAUSED is to dump his screw up on the taxpayers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2016 12:00 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2016 11:55 PM
That description is more fitting for Charlie Watts, I think. Richards may have an interest, though.
Posted by: otho at December 13, 2016 12:00 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2016 12:00 AM (wIyi+)
they just build a chamber and pump in carbon monoxide into it."
Carbon Monoxide is pretty damned toxic. Use Nitrogen instead. Less hazard for the executioner.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 12, 2016 11:53 PM (jLXo
Actually, it might be more of a hazard for the executioner. Since it cannot be detected by human senses (being that we're in an 80% concentration all the time), it'd be pretty easy to go in to remove the corpse and inadvertently join him.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 12:00 AM (EzgxV)
I could go for some purging right now.
Posted by: SMFH
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P.J. O'Rourke once wrote a piece about the eagerness that under-30's felt for seniors to die off. O'Rourke said that he was okay with issuing them hunting licences, so long as the reciprocal also applied, figuring that nothing would make his Golden Years more fun than offing a bunch of ungrateful, snotty twenty-somethings
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 12:00 AM (ZO497)
I've probably got a better feel for political currents in the Fergana Valley than in the Netherlands, but I'm imagining a Wilders' win would, you know, be a big deal, and fit into a "cascade" model (Brexit, Trump, Eye-talian referendum).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2016 12:01 AM (QDnY+)
I'm still waiting for payment from my Russian hacker friends
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 12:01 AM (voOPb)
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Yes. See my comment at 396
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 13, 2016 12:02 AM (QED/Z)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:03 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 12:00 AM (ZO497)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 12:03 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2016 12:03 AM (IqV8l)
You have to watch them too closely, in case they try to form a circle.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 12:03 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:03 AM (cPsPa)
Evil guns?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:03 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (b7fwp)
Oh, lovely. HE caused health insurance premiums to spike, so his solution to the increased costs that HE CAUSED is to dump his screw up on the taxpayers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2016 12:00 AM (+lVUW)
That's been the plan all along.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 12:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 12:04 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2016 11:50 PM (92kX2)
Yeah, California sounds like a horrifying place. Every time I'm in the state, I try to get out as quickly as possible -- I don't want cancer!!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:04 AM (WGxp4)
Your move environmental banners.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2016 11:55 PM (JmjOe)
Better, everyone who has EVER caught cancer....
Breathed....
Thus... a 100% correlation between breathing, and Cancer...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2016 11:57 PM (qf6WZ)
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I got this.
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:04 AM (CfIfo)
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At my crappy part time venue job that' I've had forever, I had a contract labor person ask me "why don't you retire already?"
My assumption was that he wanted me to retire so he could get my job.
1. He is contact labor not an employee
2. They stopped hiring in my department
Was actually highly insulted, since I'm nowhere near retirement age.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 13, 2016 12:04 AM (QED/Z)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 12, 2016 11:26 PM (jrFgU)
My beagle is deathly afraid of thunder. I've tried one of those calming coats; it doesn't work. All I can do is hold her tightly until the thunder stops. Have you noticed that thunderstorms seem to happen in the middle of the night?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2016 12:04 AM (+lVUW)
Is that stupid Fox show about the chick pitcher been cancelled yet?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 13, 2016 12:05 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 12:01 AM (voOPb)
Eh, don't hold your breath.
The evil Koch brothers still haven't sent me that check from '12.
Bastards.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:05 AM (WGxp4)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2016 12:05 AM (QDnY+)
... not everybody is a contestant on The Apprentice ???
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at December 13, 2016 12:05 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:03 AM (cPsPa)
Noisy.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 12:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:06 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 12:04 AM
And we totally can't repeal it. Now or ever. Part of "the system" now. Baked in.
Posted by: Turtle McConnell, Maverick McCain, and Limpwrist Grahamnesty at December 13, 2016 12:06 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: SMFH at December 13, 2016 12:06 AM (CRotO)
I mean, there are cases where its like "yeah, fry the guy."
But there are also cases where it's like "ehhh..."
And of course there's often that nagging doubt that maybe he's not the right guy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:06 AM (WGxp4)
Posted by: fixerupper
In Excelsis Deo
Lyrics:
GLOOOOOO-OOOOOR OOOOR OOOOR OOOOOR
*BReATHE*
OOOOOR OOOOR OOOOR OOOOOR ia
In. excel.sEE Us
De-ay-ayayaayayaayayaayayya
*Breathe*
aayayayayayayay- ooooo...
( repeat 900 times )
Okay, so it's no "Santa Baby', but still.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2016 12:06 AM (+lVUW)
Didn't have enough of either one, as it turned out.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 12, 2016 10:47 PM (M9dgT)
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I suppose that's how you ended up here with us.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:52 PM (sBOL1)
Is smooching allowed here? I smooch your comment, bluebell.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 13, 2016 12:06 AM (sOVqC)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:04 AM (WGxp4)
Another I have seen is "known mutagen in California" and "Genetic damage."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (92kX2)
Remember what ThunderB said earlier in the day.
If this really happened, then this is one of the greatest failures of all Federal agencies such as the NSA and CIA. The fault lands squarely upon the desk of the departing President.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (wIyi+)
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Yep. A colleague of mine did the job, and had no reason at all to make up a story like that.
So.. your rumor plus my story = Keith is a history buff.
Perhaps not surprising, since Mick Jagger went to the London School of Economics...
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (QED/Z)
Or have blackmail on electors in the Electoral College?
Or have blackmail on Jill Stein?
My suggestions seem easier and more plausible for disrupting a US election
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (bqN/x)
Electric chair sounds terrifying.
Drugs sound horrific.
Gasses sounds too... Naziesque.
Firing Squad? Badass.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (WGxp4)
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (sBOL1)
National concealed carry reciprocity. Will work wonders for manners.
Posted by: RickZ at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (dQLTf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 12:01 AM (voOPb)
Eh, don't hold your breath.
The evil Koch brothers still haven't sent me that check from '12.
Bastards.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:05 AM (WGxp4)
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Well....Madonna still owes me a beejer
Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (JmjOe)
I was wondering how much they shed and if they are good companion/family dogs.
Sheds a couple of times a year. We don't feel like it's a lot, but it's noticeable when she's shedding.
Ours is now best buds with our 6 year old grandson. Very affectionate. Very smart. Very oriented to a routine. Needs to run and play with her people.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2016 12:08 AM (di1hb)
Or have blackmail on electors in the Electoral College?
Or have blackmail on Jill Stein?
My suggestions seem easier and more plausible for disrupting a US election
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (bqN/x)
Are we sure that Obama isn't actually a Russian hacker Manchurian candidate?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:08 AM (WGxp4)
Waste of powder.
One man.
One bullet.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (UD0Gq)
I thought they did the things where only one man had a live bullet in firing squads (at least in the US?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:08 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2016 12:08 AM (wIyi+)
Some friends of mine were going out to dinner, and had called me on my cell, so I got off the bus earlier than usual and walked further than usual to get to where they were.
When I got to the restaurant and met them there, I informed them that my dick was numb from that bitterly cold wind blowing through my pants. That was too much information for one of them, and I laughed at his reaction.
Fortunately, "Little Warbler" quickly made a full recovery once I found myself basking in the glory of central heating again.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 12:08 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (92kX2)
Jesus. Can you get mutated if you're only in the state for like a few days on business, or am I safe?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:09 AM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 13, 2016 12:09 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (WGxp4)
exactly. no blindfold. huge half smoked cigar and the bottom half of a four shot lowball of single malt scotch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:09 AM (cPsPa)
I agree with the article about manners. Life is so much more pleasant when people are mannerly.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2016 10:27 PM (sBOL1)
National concealed carry reciprocity. Will work wonders for manners.
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I have a dream... a dream of phone app that lets you send a signal to an unknown persons phone and tazes gently. Just to let them know "hey, you're being a jackass right now."
Imagine how polite society would be if everyone knew they could be randomly tazed...
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 13, 2016 12:10 AM (QED/Z)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 12:10 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:08 AM (92kX2)
No, it's usually only 1 or two DON'T have live bullets.
That way no one knows for sure if they were the one who killed the guy.
And if say, 4 of the 6 on the firing squad are shooting live rounds, there's a pretty good chance he'll die.
One guy shooting a live round leaves too much up to chance. No one wants to deal with a screaming dude bleeding out slowly from a gut shot.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:11 AM (WGxp4)
I'd spend half my day on the ground.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 12:11 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM
You voted for Hillary? Or, "As far as Madonna knows, you voted for Hillary"?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:11 AM (S2VsH)
Fortunately, "Little Warbler" quickly made a full recovery once I found myself basking in the glory of central heating again.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 12:08 AM (0OG8D)
wouldn't hypothermia protocol be appropriate in this situation?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:11 AM (cPsPa)
>>when he fell from a ladder while reaching for a
>> book in his personal library
Almost every English popstar really wants to be some kind of landed gentry. It's just in the blood. It's not just the money, it's the whole thing.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:11 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Kristophr at December 12, 2016 11:53 PM (jLXo
You rang?
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 13, 2016 12:12 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2016 12:12 AM (OSgHz)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:09 AM (WGxp4)
What's an extra arm amongst friends? Could come in handy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:12 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 12:12 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 12:13 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2016 12:12 AM (OSgHz)
Clay Higgins? Sounds like a name straight out of central casting for a toothless hick in Louisiana.
No offense to Mr. Higgins.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:13 AM (WGxp4)
That way no one knows for sure if they were the one who killed the guy.
And if say, 4 of the 6 on the firing squad are shooting live rounds, there's a pretty good chance he'll die.
One guy shooting a live round leaves too much up to chance. No one wants to deal with a screaming dude bleeding out slowly from a gut shot.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:11 AM (WGxp4)
has to be a high tech solution that is easier and less stressful.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:13 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2016 12:13 AM (wIyi+)
I have this bag and I cut a hole in it. You may borrow it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2016 12:13 AM (ZLQuU)
Though my experience with serious rifles and blanks is that the different between blanks and real rounds is pretty obvious.
Oh - this was just recreational shooting - no actual experience on firing squads. Just to be clear.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2016 12:14 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 12:01 AM (voOPb)
Eh, don't hold your breath.
The evil Koch brothers still haven't sent me that check from '12.
Bastards.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:05 AM (WGxp4)
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Well....Madonna still owes me a beejer
Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2016 12:07 AM (JmjOe)
Yikes, just waiting for disease & pestilence
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)
What's an extra arm amongst friends? Could come in handy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:12 AM (92kX2)
Well, I can think of worse mutations.
Lock a cock growing out of your forehead or something.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:14 AM (WGxp4)
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Meh.... I wouldn't be opposed to just tossing the convicted into a farrowing crate holding a Mama sow with a new litter of piglets
Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2016 12:14 AM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:08 AM (92kX2)
I think it's that one man has a blank, the rest have live rounds. The idea is that if a rifleman had guilt feelings after the execution, he might console himself with the thought that maybe he fired the blank.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2016 12:14 AM (97XyN)
"::sigh.:: Yep, spent a week in California on vacation. What can you do?"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:14 AM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:14 AM (WGxp4)
The pain in Spain strikes mainly on your brain.
Posted by: Eliza Doolittle at December 13, 2016 12:15 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:13 AM (cPsPa)
Robots?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:15 AM (WGxp4)
Awesome if that's him.
Almost enough to think there's hope.
Almost.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2016 12:15 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2016 12:16 AM (OSgHz)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2016 12:16 AM (OSgHz)
Oh, for fucks sake -- that guy is a congressman?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:16 AM (WGxp4)
I've wondered about that, too. I don't know how a blank could be made to look and fire exactly like a live round.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2016 12:16 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:15 AM (WGxp4)
get ten metal storm guns presighted on the guys head.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:16 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:15 AM (WGxp4)
Vat of sharks with Lasers on their foreheads?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:17 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2016 12:17 AM (wIyi+)
>>I have this bag and I cut a hole in it.
>> You may borrow it.
I have a motorhome with a hole cut in the side of it...
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:17 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2016 12:17 AM (OSgHz)
Harry Harcourt ("Breaker") Morant's famous last words: "Shoot straight, ya buggers, don't make a mess of it"
(last one's just in the movie, probably not true)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2016 12:18 AM (QDnY+)
Something from an Anna Puma story? Love the creativity
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 12:19 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at December 13, 2016 12:19 AM (97XyN)
it cannot be detected by human senses (being that we're in an 80%
concentration all the time), it'd be pretty easy to go in to remove the
corpse and inadvertently join him."
You can make a Nitrogen chamber safe by dumping Oxygen into the chamber after the execution. Just raise the Oxygen content to 21%. Then open the door.
CO remains toxic at extremely low concentrations.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 13, 2016 12:19 AM (jLXo8)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 12:19 AM (bqN/x)
The pain in Spain strikes mainly on your brain.
Posted by: Eliza Doolittle at December 13, 2016 12:15 AM (ZLQuU)
Magnum PI's Landords American Cousin?
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:20 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:20 AM (CfIfo)
Industrial wood-chipper and a conveyor belt?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2016 12:17 AM (wIyi+)
Passing right through the rotating knives?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:20 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:08 AM (92kX2)
I think it's that one man has a blank, the rest have live rounds. The idea is that if a rifleman had guilt feelings after the execution, he might console himself with the thought that maybe he fired the blank.
Must've been thought up by someone who's never fired both blank and ball. Or never fired anything. Takes serious self-delusion to convince oneself a ball round is a blank. Might be loud and have a pretty flash, but there's no noticeable recoil with a blank.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2016 12:21 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2016 12:21 AM (IqV8l)
I have mixed feelings about this.
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:20 AM (CfIfo)
Well who doesn't like strippers?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:21 AM (WGxp4)
I have mixed feelings about this.
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:20 AM (CfIfo)
Did he say she reminded him of you, but funnier?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2016 12:21 AM (92kX2)
I have mixed feelings about this.
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:20 AM (CfIfo)
you were better when it was a more professional relationship?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:21 AM (cPsPa)
He was educated in Europe. Probably explains a lot.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 13, 2016 12:21 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2016 12:14 AM (97XyN)
Which has always been stupid...
As anyone who has fired enough rounds knows how a blank, vs. a real round feels different...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:22 AM (qf6WZ)
Why doesn't the media look at the idea that the Ruskkies just want to create chaos here over our election.
Assange and his UK friend, I think an ambassador to Ubuzbeickistan, both vehemently deny it wa s a Russian hack. It's a DNC leak bitches, pay attention!
BTW, Electoral College wins bitches!
Posted by: Farmer at December 13, 2016 12:22 AM (o/90i)
Yeah, I mentioned that problem above. I don't know of way it could actually be done.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2016 12:22 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2016 12:22 AM (JmjOe)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2016 12:23 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:23 AM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 12:23 AM (bqN/x)
I have mixed feelings about this.
Is he trying to rescue her (I know, but it seems a reasonable assumption the stripper is a "her")
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2016 12:24 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:24 AM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2016 12:24 AM (ZLQuU)
Or maybe a dozen crossbow bolts.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 13, 2016 12:24 AM (jLXo8)
I like bitches. Where can I enroll in this 'Electoral College'?
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:24 AM (TppKb)
On the positive side, a pole takes up a lot less room than stairs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2016 12:25 AM (ZLQuU)
Before I get down to reading the no-doubt excellent post and surely unfathomably deep comments, I'd like to pass along an obituary from the local paper.
Do you feel like you've had a full life, good relationships, and significant accomplishments? Well, meet the late James Andrew "Jimmie" Whittenburg III (1933 - 2016) and feel humbled.
"I believed that to do more, all I needed was to get up earlier and have a faster airplane."
http://bit.ly/2gBwy4v
Posted by: that annoying deplorable clinger mindful webworker at December 13, 2016 12:25 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:25 AM (WGxp4)
So that narrative goes down the tubes.
What's next?
Flynn has had a beef with the CIA for years. I'm sure the Kinko's near Langley is getting a lot of work lately from resume copying...
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at December 13, 2016 12:26 AM (dGs9w)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2016 12:24 AM (di1hb)
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Ya know.... It pisses me off to no end we even have to think this way. THANKS OBAMA!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2016 12:26 AM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2016 12:16 AM (97XyN)
In a proper firing squad, the shooters do not load their own rifles.
Good movie sequence of this was The Execution of Eddie Slovak. He was executed in WWII for cowardice on the battlefield.
Of course, the movie was more sympathetic to his side of the story, and made the execution out to be a botched butchery.
But the loading sequence at least, had it right.
Modern firing squad? Laser sighted rifles in five axis, stabilized gimbaled mounts.
Solenoid mounted to triggers.
Press a handle with a deadman's switch to the solenoids into one of the condemned, bound hands.. With about a 20 ft.lb. spring under the button. (Typical M-1911 recoil spring is 19~21 lb. range)
When he lets go, he LETS GO!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2016 12:26 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: rhomboid
That's him. The gang member video is the one that cost him his job. He beat a longtime politician for the seat, so we'll see how he does.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2016 12:27 AM (OSgHz)
Yeah, I mentioned that problem above. I don't know of way it could actually be done.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2016 12:22 AM (97XyN)
And yet, it is standard in military history to do just that...
maybe it goes back to the Napoleonic era, where Armies like the Austrians only allocated FIVE practice rounds per year, per soldier...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:27 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2016 12:27 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2016 12:27 AM (97XyN)
I couldn't stop shivering and chattering my teeth, even when I made my way into warmth of the meal tent. I knew I'd be okay, because I was young and dumb, and all that.
It was a very different scenario from that one time my middle leg went numb from the cold wind in my pants, though. The entirety of my body cold and wet and shivering, versus some parts of me being numb; yeah, that's a world of difference, really.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 12:28 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Kristophr at December 13, 2016 12:28 AM (jLXo8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 12:01 AM (voOPb)
Eh, don't hold your breath.
The evil Koch brothers still haven't sent me that check from '12.
Bastards.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:05 AM (WGxp4)
ZeroHedge has a post up musing that the Koch Brothers (and Scaiffe) might be behind the whole PropOrNot - "the Russians are hacking!" bullshit. Something about an internal libertarian catfight. Weird, to say the least.
Who knows? Those guys are all high so it could be anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2016 12:29 AM (zc3Db)
>> sure the Kinko's near Langley is getting a lot of work
>> lately from resume copying...
This Russian shit is approaching Gilbert-and-Sullivan lever comedy. The density of the bullshit compaction is approaching U235. They are not going to get where they think they're going to get to with this.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:29 AM (TppKb)
Is he trying to rescue her (I know, but it seems a reasonable assumption the stripper is a "her")
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2016 12:24 AM
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That, and the sex....mostly the sex,
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:30 AM (CfIfo)
I couldn't stop shivering and chattering my teeth, even when I made my way into warmth of the meal tent. I knew I'd be okay, because I was young and dumb, and all that.
It was a very different scenario from that one time my middle leg went numb from the cold wind in my pants, though. The entirety of my body cold and wet and shivering, versus some parts of me being numb; yeah, that's a world of difference, really.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 12:28 AM (0OG8D)
hey, just trying to give you a chance to demand some winsome lass hop naked into a sleeping bag with you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:30 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:24 AM (TppKb)
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The Electoral College ain't nothing. Never even played an SEC team.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 13, 2016 12:30 AM (L+dg+)
We use technology to tell them who hit closest to the aim point. Competition FTW.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 12:30 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2016 12:29 AM (zc3Db)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:31 AM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:30 AM (CfIfo)
strippers are hit or miss for wild sex.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:31 AM (cPsPa)
maybe it goes back to the Napoleonic era, where Armies like the
Austrians only allocated FIVE practice rounds per year, per soldier...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:27 AM
Using an execution "squad", so that no one person can know if they were the true "killer", goes all the way back to the biblical era and stoning.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:31 AM (S2VsH)
>> anything.
Zerohedge and Vox Day are great reads, as long as you have your bullshit filter firmly in place.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:32 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 12:32 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 12:32 AM (0OG8D)
https://youtu.be/KZ04mfAY2BU
Posted by: Kristophr at December 13, 2016 12:32 AM (jLXo8)
Yeah, I mentioned that problem above. I don't know of way it could actually be done.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2016 12:22 AM (97XyN)
And yet, it is standard in military history to do just that...
maybe it goes back to the Napoleonic era, where Armies like the Austrians only allocated FIVE practice rounds per year, per soldier...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:27 AM (qf6WZ)
laser rifles.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:32 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2016 12:33 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:31 AM (S2VsH)
Hows that? Some of the guys were throwing paper mache stones?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:33 AM (WGxp4)
>> played an SEC team.
I don't care if they've played the team, I want to know if they've played the cheerleaders.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:33 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:31 AM (WGxp4)
Nothing wrong with it ... but just makes their ideas and theories rather suspect. And a lot of them weren't brain surgeons to begin with.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2016 12:33 AM (zc3Db)
I like bitches. Where can I enroll in this 'Electoral College'?
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:24 AM
Sign up over here>>>>.....no ID required under Obama.
Maybe changed in the near future under Trump.
Posted by: Farmer at December 13, 2016 12:33 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:31 AM (S2VsH)
How the hell would you know if there was not a stone in your sling?
Or an Arrow on your bow?
You hit someone with a rock... you are pretty much complicit in their death... IMO...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:33 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:34 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:31 AM (S2VsH)
papier mache ?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:34 AM (cPsPa)
No. Just saying that if me and my 30 closest buddies were all throwing rocks at the same time, it's gonna be hard to determine bragging rights when it's all over.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:34 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Better than Neil and Bob, I guess...
(Thanks, Iron Mike)
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 12:34 AM (Vwer9)
If Trump doesn't heed their warning they could make his presidency a living hell.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 13, 2016 12:35 AM (dyuJs)
"Hmmmm... Mine were heavy as fuck, especially that one that hit the guy right in the skull and broke his face in two."
"Daggonit, I guess we'll never know which one of us killed him."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:35 AM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:35 AM (S2VsH)
If he's still alive, charge him again.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 13, 2016 12:35 AM (jLXo8)
If Trump doesn't heed their warning they could make his presidency a living hell.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 13, 2016 12:35 AM (dyuJs)
Or Trump could tell McCain and Graham to go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:35 AM (WGxp4)
On the positive side, a pole takes up a lot less room than stairs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2016 12:25 AM (ZLQuU)
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Good point...I'll tell him , maybe he can get 2 into his apt, withe the space savings and all
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:36 AM (CfIfo)
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:36 AM (CfIfo)
PLUS, he'll always have tip money handy for the pizza guy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:37 AM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:37 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:37 AM (CfIfo)
>> make his presidency a living hell.
The idea of Donald Trump bending Lindsey Graham over a sawhorse, pulling his pants down, and inviting ten thousand of his best friends to do the Hope Solo on him just sounds like an absolute living hell for Trump...
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:37 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Bull Wink at December 13, 2016 12:37 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:35 AM (S2VsH)
Sounds very lawyerish...
Really... I just threw a rock... but it wasn't the one that killed him...
even though... I threw a rock to kill him...
I can't see how God would give someone a pass on that crap....
Really... even though I was throwing a rock to kill him... it may not have been MY rock...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:37 AM (qf6WZ)
If Trump doesn't heed their warning they could make his presidency a living hell.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at December 13, 2016 12:35 AM (dyuJs)
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sock.
He will heve them served for breakfast as an appetizer on day one.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 13, 2016 12:37 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: Kristophr at December 13, 2016 12:38 AM (jLXo8)
This was so that the Roman soldiers never knew if they had really impaled that guy or if it was a fake and everyone was just having a fun laugh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2016 12:38 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at December 13, 2016 12:39 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2016 12:38 AM (zc3Db)
Oh, those Romans!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:39 AM (WGxp4)
It IS awfully lawyerly. They WERE Jews, after all.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:40 AM (S2VsH)
This was so that the Roman soldiers never knew if they had really impaled that guy or if it was a fake and everyone was just having a fun laugh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2016 12:38 AM (zc3Db)
Yeah... and its all fun and games until you grab the wrong damn weapon...
Posted by: Spartacus at December 13, 2016 12:40 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2016 12:40 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:41 AM (WGxp4)
If you are going to feel remorse for putting down a murderer or baby raper, this detail ain't for you.
Get the family members qualified, and let them do it.
Just for good measure, use Willy Petes.
Or sell lottery tickets, and give the survivors the proceeds.
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 12:41 AM (Vwer9)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 12:41 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 13, 2016 12:42 AM (WGxp4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 12:42 AM (ZO497)
It IS awfully lawyerly. They WERE Jews, after all.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:40 AM (S2VsH)
Actually... stoning is still happening in the Middle East and parts of Asia...
Thanks Islam!
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:42 AM (qf6WZ)
NO--NOT THE VA!! JUST SHOOT ME!!
Posted by: Condemned Guy at December 13, 2016 12:42 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 12:44 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:37 AM
That's useful info, but I'd rather we digress back to the main subject. Hillary Clinton will NEVER BE PRESIDENT!
HOORAHH!
Posted by: Farmer at December 13, 2016 12:44 AM (o/90i)
Actually, I lived with my girlfriend and her friend (stripper) rented a room from us.
Not a lot of drama. Always paid her rent on time.
Never shoveled the fucking driveway, though.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:44 AM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:42 AM
We 're not into change much. If it worked for Mohammad... no, the other one. No, the other one. No, not that Moham... dude, listen to me, The MAIN Mohammad. No, not my grandpa. NO, not YOUR Grandpa...
Posted by: ISIS at December 13, 2016 12:44 AM (S2VsH)
NO--NOT THE VA!! JUST SHOOT ME!!
Posted by: Condemned Guy at December 13, 2016 12:42 AM (97XyN)
That would be funny... except I just lost another Shipmate to suicide... who was under the Care of a VA psych....
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:45 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Condemned Guy
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Make him stand in line at the DMV.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2016 12:45 AM (ZO497)
>> Shipmate to suicide... who was under the Care of a
>> VA psych....
Shit. Sorry to hear.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:47 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:47 AM (UD0Gq)
Never shoveled the fucking driveway, though.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:44 AM (UD0Gq)
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I dated one for a couple of months way back in the day. Despite making $1-2k a night, she was always short at rent time.
Funny, that.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 13, 2016 12:47 AM (L+dg+)
Hey, it worked for Obama. He got zero resistance from those pussies for eight years.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 12:48 AM (0OG8D)
Ha.
You can tell how hot a striper girlfriend is/was by their take home!
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:48 AM (UD0Gq)
>> day. Despite making $1-2k a night, she was always
>> short at rent time.
So what ate up the rest? Chemicals?
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:49 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2016 12:50 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:50 AM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:49 AM (TppKb)
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Naahhh....I just wasted it.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 13, 2016 12:50 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:50 AM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 12:51 AM (bqN/x)
Off
Posted by: Jenny Mccarthy at December 13, 2016 12:37 AM (CfIfo)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW SHE WOULD REALLY DO IT!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHSASPERGERS at December 13, 2016 12:51 AM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:51 AM (S2VsH)
It's been done for other anniversarys, not too tough, get it together you guys.
Off to bed, be well you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at December 13, 2016 12:51 AM (o/90i)
>> Shipmate to suicide... who was under the Care of a
>> VA psych....
Shit. Sorry to hear.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:47 AM (TppKb)
Funny.... but I've had 5 people I've known who committed suicide...
Every single one of them was being treated by a psychologist, and was on 'medication'....
Needless to say... I will NEVER willingly go on any medication that alters my brain chemistry.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:51 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:50 AM
Which had a slight trout odor.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:51 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2016 12:52 AM (EZDs2)
The incoming Senate Minority Leader told hosts of TV’s CBS This Morning that he is pleased Sen. Mitch McConnell (R.-Ky.) supports calls for a congressional investigation into possible Russian tampering in the 2016 presidential election, but he does want it to become political, like what happened with Benghazi.
“We don’t want this to turn into a Benghazi investigation, which seems at least to many people highly political–this is serious stuff,” said Sen. Charles E. Schumer (D.-N.Y.), who is now the Senate’s number three Democrat, but on Jan. 3 takes over as his party’s Minority Leader, adding, “… when a foreign power tries to influence our election, or damage our economy for that matter.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2016 12:52 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:53 AM (S2VsH)
You couldn't tell her hamiltons from the ones I got tipped by clients with a blindfold on.
Slimy. Stinky things.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:53 AM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:53 AM (S2VsH)
worked with a guy that murdered his wife but did not really know him. don't really know any murderers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:54 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 12:54 AM (EzgxV)
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jeez, glad i don't know you.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2016 12:54 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 12:55 AM (EzgxV)
>>medication that alters my brain chemistry.
My wife is on a medication for a neuralgic pain problem that has certain side effects, and I'm watching her behavior really, really carefully. So far not a problem, but I'm gonna keep watching.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:55 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 13, 2016 12:55 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2016 12:52 AM (IqV8l)
Butttt... the House of Saud using OPEC to price fix by limiting oil output is AOK!
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:55 AM (qf6WZ)
Now, I want to make a pot of coffee and stay up all night listening to LPs...my god, my rig sounds ridiculous now.
It's astounding. Shit I know front to back is completely new.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:56 AM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 13, 2016 12:55 AM (VdICR)
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OK, now when i hear rosebud, i'm going to form a different mental image
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2016 12:57 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 12:53 AM (S2VsH)
worked with a guy that murdered his wife but did not really know him. don't really know any murderers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:54 AM (cPsPa)
The two guys who did Columbine? Used to deliver Pizza to my House....
Scary....
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:57 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: cthulhu,
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Didn't take long for you to find your stride.
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 12:57 AM (Vwer9)
Unless it's one of those Japanese porn bikes with the thing that goes up and down through the seat.
I won't quite explain how I know. But good to see you.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:58 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2016 12:58 AM (EZDs2)
The two guys who did Columbine? Used to deliver Pizza to my House....
Scary....
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:57 AM (qf6WZ)
one more reason you always want to tip well.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:59 AM (cPsPa)
>> Shipmate to suicide... who was under the Care of a
>> VA psych....
Shit. Sorry to hear.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 12:47 AM (TppKb)
Funny.... but I've had 5 people I've known who committed suicide...
Every single one of them was being treated by a psychologist, and was on 'medication'....
Needless to say... I will NEVER willingly go on any medication that alters my brain chemistry.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:51 AM (qf6WZ)
It's like those psychologists really don't know what they're doing, or how the medications work....
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 01:00 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2016 01:00 AM (ZLQuU)
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i LOVE those
Posted by: Lanced Buttstrong at December 13, 2016 01:00 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 01:01 AM (bqN/x)
The first one helped me to realize that suicide is a thing that assholes do to hurt those people who love them. I had some suicidal impulses before that, but he cured me of them.
That second friend, who succeeded at killing himself... yeah, if he were alive right now, I'd give him a pop in the mush and he'd stay popped.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 01:02 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2016 12:58 AM (EZDs2)
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Mine is a 95 lb. Lab/Mastiff mix. She can not even sleep in my room because she snores much worse than I do.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 13, 2016 01:02 AM (L+dg+)
3 in the last 3 r so years.
1) my best friend in the world.
2) well, really good friend. Happened kinda publicly *here
3) best friend from high school
Also know a 15 yr old kid that killed his after a few years back, shoved HS body in a closet and took off.
Ended up doing suicide by cop when they caught up a state or two away.
Life can be pretty fucked up sometimes.
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 01:02 AM (Vwer9)
Our girl dog sleeps with our daughter, and the boy dog sleeps with us, and he and my wife make like the snore version of The Captain and Tenille all night, so I plug the headphone into my phone and fire up Audible at pillow time.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 01:02 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 01:03 AM (Vwer9)
They do a double blind thing with the switches. You have two, or maybe three it was, actual switches, and I think it was push button thing. Anyway, you had three switches. Only one would be connected to the contactor that energized the chair. The wiring would go through a wall. Someone would come in and wire one of the switches up, but he would have no idea which wire went to which switch. He would just know he had three switch leads he could hook up. He would wire one, and leave the others be.
The three guys would come in to the switch stations.
Oh, they also use a separate generator. The power companies refuse, and have always refused, to allow their systems to be used for electrocutions. It's a completely isolated system that does the frying.
And it's actually a multi-step process. The initial voltage is 2000V for so many seconds, followed by a 1000V for a few more seconds, then a long period of 250V.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 01:03 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 01:03 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 01:00 AM (EzgxV)
I'm convinced that the state of the art hasn't really advanced much beyond 1900 in psychology. They may have changed
their focus from involuntary commitment and lobotomy to mind-altering drugs, but it still seems more like a social experiment "done for their own good" than a real science.
Where faith in the method and highly subjective standards outweigh results.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 13, 2016 01:03 AM (J+mig)
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I sit here at the computer, Beagle must jump up, squeeze behind me and the seatback, and goes to sleep. Animal LUVs me. Best SPCA rescue evah
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2016 01:04 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2016 01:05 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2016 01:00 AM (ZLQuU)
Next, we'll have a comment that Jeffrey Dahmer used to meet a moron in the hallway and say he had some leftover Chinese, and hand him one of those white folded boxes.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 01:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 13, 2016 01:04 AM (EZDs2)
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Mine is a rescue too, from a kill shelter. She is just too big to do that shit with, and new wife is bothered by dog snoring. Honestly, I am too.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 13, 2016 01:07 AM (L+dg+)
>> you can do.
Until exactly, not one second before or after, 5:40AM. At which point he knows it's meal time, and is up and licking your face.
He's more reliable than the alarm on my phone.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 01:07 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Cannibal Bob?
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 01:07 AM (Vwer9)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at December 13, 2016 01:07 AM (97XyN)
Now, in many cases psychologists will recommend drugs, and communicate to and MD who can actually prescribe them, but they can't do it themselves.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 01:07 AM (DW+jj)
Ed Gein made the lampshades I have.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 01:08 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: Leatherface at December 13, 2016 01:09 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Edward Scissorhands at December 13, 2016 01:11 AM (97XyN)
Now, in many cases psychologists will recommend drugs, and communicate to and MD who can actually prescribe them, but they can't do it themselves.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 01:07 AM (DW+jj)
It's actually a good reminder.
One of my roommates in college was raised by a psychiatrist dad and a psychologist mom. I got the feeling that may not have been terribly healthy....
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 01:11 AM (EzgxV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVGo1kcMCQ
Posted by: Russian haxors at December 13, 2016 01:11 AM (DUB74)
>> thing that assholes do to hurt those people who
>> love them. I had some suicidal impulses before that,
>> but he cured me of them.
I have to admit that the only impulses I've ever had in that direction involved the 'I really don't want to deal with you any longer' feeling.
I think (and hope) I'm past any thought of that.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 01:11 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 01:14 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 13, 2016 01:14 AM (fp08F)
David
Posted by: David, Internet Troll at December 13, 2016 01:14 AM (2skQu)
have you gotten any?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 01:15 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 01:16 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 01:16 AM (cPsPa)
Sheriff Guidroz: I'll take that chance. *cuts Higgens down*
* Capt. Higgens elected to Congress *
SG: Oh, shit, the dude wasn't lying!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 01:17 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Ramon Mercader at December 13, 2016 01:18 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 01:18 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2016 01:18 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 01:20 AM (bqN/x)
Got a two year old coming to visit who loves to shred. Sometimes even cares what's in the box.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 01:22 AM (IcT7t)
710. One involves reputable and decent young ladies. The other is altogether infamous.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 13, 2016 01:23 AM (fp08F)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 01:23 AM (0OG8D)
>> Christmas?
Always.
I need to get going on the presents for our little one, who's still kinda little but not quite as little as she used to be.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 01:24 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 13, 2016 01:25 AM (fp08F)
It also displaces oxygen out of the immediate atmosphere and causes people to lose consciousness. Especially those stupidly in the pool when they dump it in. I think there have been deaths from this.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 12, 2016 11:19 PM (DW+jj)
They use nitrogen and/or nitrogen-based foam for underbalanced drilling in some instances (underbalanced meaning the hydrostatic+pump pressure of the drilling fluid is less than formation pressure). Either they bring in big tankers of liquid nitrogen, or have a mess of "genron units" which are basically molecular sieves that are fed pressurized air from huge compressors, and output nitrogen from one port, and oxygen from the other.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 01:25 AM (MiBfH)
If they can fit in the box it sometimes outshines the present. And I'm good with that since happiness is the present I hoped to give. They'll play with the toy later.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 01:27 AM (bqN/x)
survived. In almost all cases the survivors say their first thought
after jumping was something like, "Oh shit, what have I done?"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 13, 2016 01:18 AM
My favorite quote was from a woman who survived a fall from the Golden Gate Bridge:
"As I was falling, I realized that every mistake I had made in my life was fixable... except for that very last one."
Posted by: Leatherface at December 13, 2016 01:27 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 01:27 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 01:25 AM (MiBfH)
what do you do with the oxygen? doesn't that make environmentalists happy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 01:27 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 01:28 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Works both ways.
http://tinyurl.com/hcmjyme
Posted by: Mike Hammer's dog at December 13, 2016 01:28 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2016 11:22 PM (1CroS)
Well, you have to cull stale-dated weapons out of the arsenal, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 01:29 AM (MiBfH)
They claim there was a closed-door meeting in September where the WH tried to get a bipartisan agreement blaming Russia for the leaks, but McConnell fought it. If the WH was so worried that Russia might rig the election for Trump, why would they, the MSM, and the Hillary campaign go so hard after Trump's "dangerous" claims of election rigging in October? It just doesn't add up.
Posted by: gewa76 at December 13, 2016 01:29 AM (B6OKy)
We have 3 daughters. Oh how we planned for presents when they were young. Only to be beaten by the wrapping paper, bows and/or boxes.
An appliance box such as one for a washer/dryer is the perfect doll house
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 01:30 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 01:20 AM (bqN/x)
I have an aunt (the one that lives in Knoxville) who always gave me the coolest presents when I was growing up. They weren't expensive, or fancy, but they were things like magnetic rods and rings that would behave in unexpected ways, or SOMA cube puzzles, or the like. She probably got them from some educational teachers' supply or something.
I've tried to delight the godkids -- not on calendar holidays, but when they visit -- the same way....but the world has changed so much, I don't know if it's possible.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)
An appliance box such as one for a washer/dryer is the perfect doll house
Refrigerator box is a great submarine. Bonus points if you add a periscope.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 01:31 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 01:32 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 01:34 AM (IcT7t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1C9N7z5sPc
Love this and almost everything of hers/theirs I've heard, very bummed that they did a Vans tour somewhere near here that I missed.
And youtube then shipped me over to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFlHsKExcYg
Which is kinda interesting in a wannabe-Courtney-Love-Hole sense, some of which is great and some of which is just annoying.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 01:34 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 12, 2016 11:32 PM (dkExz)
California used hydrogen cyanide. Dropped a couple of "pills" of sodium cyanide into a bucket of acid under the chair occupied by the condemned. A happy Fizzies party, heh.
Nitrogen makes a lot more sense, though. So cheap, it's almost free.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 01:34 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 01:30 AM (voOPb)
Which is one reason to prebuy princess outfits for girls and camo for boys at that age before an appliance is delivered.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 01:34 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: BetaPhi at December 13, 2016 01:35 AM (11v76)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2016 01:36 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2016 01:28 AM (0OG8D)
Sadly, they all think they have civil service protections that shield them from partisan replacement. They probably cannot be told, en masse, "you're fired!"
On the other hand, I don't think they've ever had to play tiddlywinks against a guy who the government class has attempted to screw since before he was born and fought his way to being a billionaire. I suspect EVERYONE may need a seatbelt for the first hundred days.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 01:37 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Octiparan at December 13, 2016 01:38 AM (b9JGJ)
Any hint of changes will make the little piggies and their unions squeal like crazy.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 01:39 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)
Not inert, but forms few stable compounds, and many nitrogen compounds are so unstable that they are used as explosives. I can't think of any commercial explosives that do not use nitro compunds in their makeup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 01:39 AM (MiBfH)
Lots of suicides are selfish ones. I remember seeing a website that was a massive collection of suicide notes. About half were of the "aren't you sorry I'm dead now?" variety.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2016 01:40 AM (S2VsH)
them from partisan replacement. They probably cannot be told, en masse,
"you're fired!"
We were sure our jobs were safe.
Posted by: PATCO at December 13, 2016 01:40 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 01:30 AM (voOPb)
Which is one reason to prebuy princess outfits for girls and camo for boys at that age before an appliance is delivered.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 13, 2016 01:34 AM (bqN/x)
make sure they do not have huge industrial staples in them or someone may get seriously injured.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 01:41 AM (cPsPa)
them from partisan replacement. They probably cannot be told, en masse,
"you're fired!"
We were sure our jobs were safe.
Posted by: PATCO at December 13, 2016 01:40 AM (bqN/x)
who said we were replacing them?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 01:41 AM (cPsPa)
Saturday's game and festivities were truly a wonderful thing to watch. From the National Anthem to the singing of songs after the game, just wow. There is hope for our nation
Thank your daughter for her service
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2016 01:43 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Jennbro at December 13, 2016 01:43 AM (TqegW)
Posted by: Octiparan at December 13, 2016 01:43 AM (b9JGJ)
As I think I said (repeatedly) six months ago, the optimal GOP Presidency would result in a 40% crash in Beltway real estate values.
Trump's Presidency will be a success if it takes three weeks to get a one-way U-Haul reservation out of the DC area.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 01:44 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 13, 2016 01:45 AM (ZBO0C)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 13, 2016 01:46 AM (ZBO0C)
Trump's Presidency will be a success if it takes three weeks to get a one-way U-Haul reservation out of the DC area.
Posted by: JEM
I really dont' expect the Turnip to do much in the way of actually draining the swamp. His job is pretty much done Jan. 21.
... Along those lines though, I saw a headline on MSNBC or some other leftie site "Deportations will ruin the housing market"
I'm pretty sure I forgot the name of the site out of spastic and severe facepalm.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2016 01:49 AM (1G5R8)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 12:00 AM (EzgxV)
That's why there are canaries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 01:49 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: cthulhu,
That's why there are canaries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And or Low OX sensors.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2016 01:51 AM (1G5R8)
Any hint of changes will make the little piggies and their unions squeal like crazy.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 01:39 AM (DW+jj)
Union contracts prevent firing. Employment law enforces work conditions. Contract law prevents nonpayment. Penalty clauses enforce performance. Bankruptcy law sorts things out between debtors and creditors.....
The Bureaucracy thinks civil service law, enforced politically, is all there is. They've never met someone who has met and dealt with ALL the laws, and somehow pocketed a billion while playing against the house. Like I said, strap-in and buckle-up. You might also make sure you've got plenty of popcorn.
Trump is publicly signing up a bunch of happy warriors. Who is being signed-up for what, behind the scenes???
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 01:54 AM (EzgxV)
>> way of actually draining the swamp. His job is pretty
>> much done Jan. 21.
We'll see. Yeah, actually purging the bureaucracy's hard work, but his Cabinet appointment designates have been a much more in-your-face bunch than we've gotten from any GOP President since...oh, Lord, ever.
So there's hope. Not necessarily that the moles in the ministry will be given the
http://www.rodenator.com/
treatment, but if they're at least shunted onto career tracks where they can do no further harm it'll be something.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 01:55 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 13, 2016 01:56 AM (IcT7t)
>> warriors. Who is being signed-up for what, behind
>> the scenes???
I should buff up my resume and try to worm in. This administration could be huge, huge fun to be part of.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 01:56 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: JEM
Admit it, you just want a 8k gold plated keyboard and mouse set.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2016 01:59 AM (1G5R8)
CO remains toxic at extremely low concentrations.
Posted by: Kristophr at December 13, 2016 12:19 AM (jLXo
Just have an exhaust fan in the execution chamber. A bathroom fan would work fine. When the condemned flatlines, wait ten minutes, and then turn on the exhaust fan, and open a vent near the floor of the chamber. Let the fan run a half hour to be sure, and then retrieve the cooling corpse.
Leftards tried to shut down gas chamber executions in California because they claimed venting the hydrogen cyanide from the gas chamber was endangering shithawks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 02:00 AM (MiBfH)
>> and mouse set.
Life's fulfillment would be participating in defenestrating the EPA's CO2 endangerment finding. Chucking out the people involved in that travesty would be a bonus, but the main thing is cleaning up the policy.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 02:02 AM (TppKb)
Howdy again. Nice to be home, warm home on a cold night.
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Y'all comment too much I can't keep up anymore. What I can get to is fun and informative as ever, though.
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cthulhu #666 .....and?
Lame.
cthulhu #668 Like riding a bicycle....
After getting prosthetic legs, maybe? (Yeah, I remember last night's miss.) "and"?? sheesh. What happened to the clever cthulhu we used to know and
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Post: Johnny Mathis - It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Is anybody else having trouble listening to this tune now without hearing the words "It's the most wonderful time in eight years"?
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And that's my 2½¢ worth for tonight, and I'm not sure if you owe me or I owe you. As if I had two cents to rub together anyway.
* steals Harley & roars off into distance *
Posted by: the forgettable mindful webworker at December 13, 2016 02:03 AM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 02:04 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2016 12:22 AM (qf6WZ)
The purpose of the blank is to allow the members of the firing squad to feel OK about doing the shot beforehand. "Well, Hell, I'm going to get the blank. It's not me that will be killing old Alfie."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 02:04 AM (MiBfH)
>> now without hearing the words "It's the most
>> wonderful time in eight years"?
Okay, you got me. But we need lyrics for the rest.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2016 02:06 AM (TppKb)
Trump's Presidency will be a success if it takes three weeks to get a one-way U-Haul reservation out of the DC area.
JEM, do you have a twitter account? Or a newsletter? Or a cut jib?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 13, 2016 02:07 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: PATCO at December 13, 2016 02:09 AM (bqN/x)
them from partisan replacement. They probably cannot be told, en masse,
"you're fired!"
We were sure our jobs were safe.
Posted by: PATCO at December 13, 2016 01:40 AM (bqN/x)
who said we were replacing them?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 01:41 AM (cPsPa)
The original civil service laws are written to keep newly inaugurated governments from mass displacing "their guys" with "our guys". I'm sure they're full of holes when it comes to cleaning out their guys and replacing everyone with a blood-stained volleyball named Wilson.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 02:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 12:54 AM (cPsPa)
I once worked with a guy who had murdered a real asshole car dealer (and crook). General consensus was he had performed a public service.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 02:14 AM (MiBfH)
I remember and old timer around here used to talk about using hydrogen cyanide as a fumigant in the textile mills. IIRC, he used to talk about these "pills" they'd drop in water buckets -- may have been the same thing as the CA gas chamber.
Anyway, they'd shut the mill up every so often, I think on Saturday nights, and then they'd drop these pullets in water buckets and run like like hell as he told it. It took a while for it build to toxic levels, so it wasn't immediately dangerous, but it would build up and kill all sorts of vermin, including insects.
Again, I don't know if it was cyanide gas or something else.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 13, 2016 02:16 AM (DW+jj)
Just passing by. Well, McConnell and Ryan won't let that stand. They will take their places with the Democrats and progressive Left and fight the Russian attempt to "interfere with the American election". And the thing will become "something".
Posted by: gracepc at December 13, 2016 02:18 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2016 01:27 AM (cPsPa)
Just vent it to the atmosphere, from whence it came, as is done with the nitrogen which returns from the wellbore, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 02:21 AM (MiBfH)
Dude, it's been MONTHS. Did you note upthread where I did a bold? A strikethrough? Baby steps, man, baby steps.... I don't know how far my skillz have atrophied and there's always The Barrel.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
This morning's Columbo is one of the great ones, and was somewhat prophetic. A military school commander murders the Academy president when he threatens to turn it co-ed.
Filmed at The Citadel. Cool.
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 02:28 AM (Vwer9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2016 02:33 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2016 02:35 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: KAAAAHN! at December 13, 2016 02:42 AM (jW/F3)
The original Casa was built in 1955, but has been remodeled substantially over the years. The Graves family did substantial work in, IIRC, 1986 -- I'm better on the name than the date because the door-knocker still says "Graves". They're the ones that changed it from an L-shaped house to a U-shaped one. Since we bought it in 1997, we've done a whole lot of things to make it our own -- including the kitchen remodel of 2004, which nearly killed me (we fired the contractor and I finished it with a handyman).
Anyway, several years back we found that we had a rat problem. So we called-in experts. I won't bore you with how to find such experts [this is where Chi faints], but we found competent guys and this was their plan:
1. Put anticoagulant bait all over the place. When a rat eats this, they start losing fluids and get very thirsty, so they leave the building to find water.
2. When it seems that all the rats are off finding water and bleeding-out, seal up all the ways rats can get into the building.
3. Collect all the old poison, and put strategic bags of poison where they are (a) likely to be found by rats, and (b) are easy to monitor.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 02:45 AM (EzgxV)
Always nice when someone comes back the proper way.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2016 02:35 AM (bMG0w)
Howdy.
Yeah. A couple of weeks into this, my VPN provider (and, BTW, anyone who EVER uses a public hotspot should absolutely be using VPN) (and, contrariwise, the blog should take care not to ban VPN outputs by IP, as everything is rapidly going virtual) emails me to say, "you now have 114 new IP addresses!"
Mind you, I had been like, "I don't even really know if I'm banned -- I had some stuff disappear one night, but not earlier stuff on the same night....I had some stuff disappear from the next day, but only about 20 minutes after I'd posted it....and not everything -- and I never got a notification that I was banned when I tried to post." So there was a certain confusion whether I'd been banned at all, whether it was rightfully so, whether it was a "timeout" or a real ban, etc.
By the time the VPN guys sent that, however, I was so furious at myself for even appearing to disrespect Ace and CBD that it didn't even rise to the level of a moral quandary -- it was "Begone, foul serpent!!!!"
But I'm enough of a stiff-necked old fart that I ended-up making Ace's life more complicated by trying to work through him and telling him that CBD had banned me instead of that other guy. Because respect means working through the proper channels.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 03:16 AM (EzgxV)
Actually, I have consider the same stuff, and can easily get my hands on some, but I'm just concerned that Tuck would chew on a dying or dead victim.
I'm sure it would be lethal for him.
I have a few traps set now in the utility room & garage. I have to keep changing the bait to get results. Most surprising baits I've found success with are plain old flour & chunks of bread.
You should just get a pup to patrol the the propperty. I believe doxie are hypo-allergenic?
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 03:18 AM (BB+7x)
http://articles.latimes.com/1986-05-16/local/me-5686_1_murder-case
Years later, I was reading a book by a forensic psychiatrist who is often called upon to testify in insanity pleas. The only subject whose name he obscured in the book was Rob, because the case was relatively unknown and he thought there was a good chance Rob would eventually be paroled. So he changed his name to Rob Green and reversed the geography, having him live in the Bay Area and hide out for months with a friend in the San Fernando Valley. But it was quickly obvious to me who he was writing about.
Posted by: Epobirs at December 13, 2016 03:25 AM (AK5Ni)
So, anyway, we go through the pro's process and rats should be gone.
Now, because it's late and I didn't lay this out correctly, I have to digress a bit. We have a small galley kitchen, remodeled in 2004. It sits at the bottom of our U-shaped house -- on one end of the galley is a door to the entry hall that opens up in the middle of the bottom of the U, and on the other is a small dining area. One of the major rat entry-ways was a little-ways up the U on the outside, close to the dining room, in the attic, where there had been an architectural oddity in the roofline.
A few months after the rat eradication, I had a project that I set up on the dining room table, facing into the kitchen. Every so often, as I was working there, I'd hear a brief shuffly-sort-of noise up towards the kitchen. Gradually, it dawned on me that it could be a re-infestation of rats.
So, the next time I heard it, I went around to all the places I knew about (and could get to) where the rat company had placed bait. Nothing. On the good side of things, I discovered where the air filters of the furnace had wandered off to.
I heard it again and just seethed.
I heard it again and just seethed. On the good side of things, I got to rummage through some luggage and identified some pieces that were handy on our next trip.
I heard it again, and checked every spot I knew they'd put bait, along with everywhere I could think of that might be vulnerable.
The rat company had a two-year warranty on their eradication efforts. I called them in about six months in. They inspected everything I had looked-at and more (if you're in the SF Bay area, and have a rat problem, they are awesomesauce). They found nothing.
I heard it again, wondering what was up.
Then, by happenstance, I was standing IN THE KITCHEN, instead of sitting at the dining room table -- and I heard it again.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 03:45 AM (EzgxV)
I makes eradication a lot of fun.
Almost silent in the back yard when practicing on rats' cuter cousins...
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 03:51 AM (BB+7x)
Plink away at will. Again, can be fun.
Posted by: Chi at December 13, 2016 03:52 AM (BB+7x)
https://youtu.be/IAFxPXGDH4E
I wonder what line he might cross, that it would be prudent for a friend of his to intervene. It really is lunatic talk.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 13, 2016 03:54 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 13, 2016 04:00 AM (VdICR)
From standing by the kitchen sink, the noise seemed to come from a slightly different place.....and I started rummaging around in that area and quickly found that the automatic icemaker in my fridge made a rustling/shuffling/scrabbling sound when it dumped a bunch of ice cubes into the bin.....an ambiguous noise that sounded like it could be from the attic if you were seated on the other side of it.
You can easily imagine how silly I felt when I realized that the rats in the walls were really the icemaker in my fridge, and how embarrassed I am about my service call to the ratslayers.
On the other hand, telling this story reminds me that I should have been checking the stupid baits every six months and I stopped doing it two years ago after the refrigerator thing and that every false alarm had me checking something I should have been checking anyway.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 04:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 13, 2016 04:04 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 13, 2016 04:14 AM (GzDYP)
Now there must be a couple of equivalent maladies for any ladies dumb enough to go Pole hiking.
Ice Chest. Ice Box. (for Huma, she might go with Frozen Dinner)
Polar Pussy. Polar (Sweater) Puppies.
Okay, I'll quit before I get a frigid reception.
*********
Thanks for the ONT Mis Hum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2016 04:15 AM (oZEJt)
Posted by: Paul Kruger at December 13, 2016 04:27 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 13, 2016 04:28 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2016 04:33 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 13, 2016 04:36 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 13, 2016 04:39 AM (GzDYP)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2016 04:39 AM (5sOEp)
Real rats = real threat from Ira; real ratcatchers = real measures I took; weird sounds = "Coo-Hoo"; OCD behavior looking at bait packets = OCD behavior checking perimeter; real benefits from OCD behavior = real benefits from OCD behavior; WTF realization that bad rats =/= good ice machine = WTF realization that bad Ira =/= good andycanuck.....
On the night I got banned, I was trying to tell a story very similar to tonight's rat story, because it had humorous similarities. Unfortunately, I was trying to compose it in real time. While I was presenting the narrative, I alarmed andycanuck -- for which, I am very sorry. I hold him as blameless as I hold my refrigerator and always have. On the other hand, I was attempting to use him as a character in my own tale of personal silliness and left him in dramatic tension when my story arc got nuked by banning. I am so very sorry to have caused andycanuck, a Moron I know and love, such grief for being in my story.
In a similar note, CBD tried to warn me as I was attempting to finish the story arc, hit the punchline, get to the conclusion of an old man in a bathrobe doing what he should every X because someone on the intertubez goes Y. And I tried to blow past him 'cause I was so damned close.....I'm an idiot, I'm sorry that I caused CBD grief, I'm just embarrassed.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 04:40 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 13, 2016 04:44 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 04:47 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2016 04:51 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 13, 2016 04:58 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 04:47 AM (EzgxV)
I suppose I should also note that sometimes, when andycanuck's "Coo-Hoo" had me checking the perimeter......I actually needed to close the garage door.
Posted by: cthulhu, still deplorable at December 13, 2016 04:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 13, 2016 05:00 AM (mpXpK)
Never shoveled the fucking driveway, though.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2016 12:44 AM (UD0Gq)
=====
Was it a big roll of singles?
Ever look at the singles in your wallet and wonder how many spent time in a stripper's g-string?
Minimum tip for a stipper in Canada is $5. Otherwise it's a Loonie coin, and where would you put it then?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 13, 2016 05:01 AM (FeQVL)
NBC news - Life expectancy lower for Trump voters.
Seems we're headed for a life of drug and alcohol abuse in the counties that voted Trump. So you might want to moveto a major metropolis were there is no drug and alcohol problems and everyone lives in a Socialist utopia.
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2016 05:03 AM (5sOEp)
Hehe. Low hanging fruit there.
In the "slot" of course.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 13, 2016 05:06 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 13, 2016 05:14 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2016 05:16 AM (5sOEp)
She kept her motor clean
Posted by: teej at December 13, 2016 05:26 AM (gJ3Vg)
I have Celtic Woman Live at Slane Castle and it's a great show.
Posted by: teej at December 13, 2016 05:29 AM (gJ3Vg)
NBC news - Life expectancy lower for Trump voters.
Seems we're headed for a life of drug and alcohol abuse in the counties that voted Trump.
This reverses cause and effect. Those counties voted for Trump *because* of the state of hopelessness they were in under Obama. Life expectency for whites went down under Obama.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2016 05:30 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 13, 2016 05:36 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2016 05:47 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2016 05:47 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 13, 2016 05:47 AM (d76uN)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2016 05:57 AM (u82oZ)
Hehe. Low hanging fruit there.
In the "slot" of course.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
That's not so bad. Once that cheapskate Lena came by the club, and all I got was a mishful of pebbles.
Posted by: a Stripper at December 13, 2016 05:58 AM (rH4JY)
To quote iowahawk on a similar case, the execution's not botched if they're dead.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2016 06:11 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 13, 2016 06:14 AM (Zz+rA)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 13, 2016 06:21 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 13, 2016 06:26 AM (Zz+rA)
Like demanding a briefing dealing with Russian hacking?
I say nyet!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 13, 2016 06:28 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2016 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: RobertM at December 13, 2016 06:32 AM (quUF3)
It's 27 here. Two hours ago the high was only supposed to be 25.
Science!!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 13, 2016 06:37 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Bitch McConnell, Movie Critic at December 13, 2016 06:38 AM (TcePY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Your faith is being tested, my son. But do not lose heart. Global warming is real. Keep the faith.
Posted by: Al Gore, climate priest at December 13, 2016 06:39 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Al "Poopie Pants" Roker at December 13, 2016 06:40 AM (89T5c)
I'll take "fake science" for $1,000 Alex.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2016 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
Two degrees in only two hours? If you linearly extrapolate, this planet will be an inferno by the end of the day.
Posted by: Al Gore, climate priest at December 13, 2016 06:42 AM (rH4JY)
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Outstanding morning shot. Thanks.
Posted by: MTF, On second coffee cup. at December 13, 2016 06:44 AM (TcePY)
Please come visit Central Illinois and bring a lot a snow!
The Kids want Snowmen and Snowball fights. So far this year, nada.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 13, 2016 06:44 AM (d76uN)
Go North young man.
8 inches of the fluffy stuff over the weekend.
If that city snowplow goes by one more time and dumps crap in my driveway....
It's all very pretty though.
Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2016 06:50 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: RedDish at December 13, 2016 07:05 AM (5eXg1)
Wots the equivalent fer la Femmes............-50 BELOW! cure thar he blows!!!!
IT IS ALL Physics in the END Constipadium Iceholeism....anyone...anyone....
Posted by: saf at December 13, 2016 11:33 AM (+zN6H)
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Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)