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Lena Dunham Posts Selfie of Herself on the Dumper, Then Deletes In Embarrassment
Sometimes a gal just has to "shout her visual influence," whatever the hell that could possibly mean.
No seriously -- what does that mean? Any thoughts? Oh, she also recently went on a spirit quest in Arizona wilderness to seek the "guidance" of the rocks after the emotional rape of the Trump victory. PS, I've been up for a while. Just had trouble finding any good first post. Like, an easy one. A slumpbreaker. Because I have six really good articles to post about "Fake News," but that's going to take a lot of editing and synthesis. So I'm posting this terrible, terrible item while I procrastinate on that.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at December 08, 2016 12:25 PM (DrCtv)
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Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2016 12:26 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at December 08, 2016 12:26 PM (e4ZX9)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 08, 2016 12:26 PM (n8tHU)
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at December 08, 2016 12:26 PM (e4ZX9)
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 12:26 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Neegan at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (e4ZX9)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (1JnAL)
...and Donald Trump appears to have taken over early.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 08, 2016 12:26 PM (n8tHU)
Anise or anus?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 12:28 PM (HgMAr)
Think they both kinda hate each other?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Capitan Flinch at December 08, 2016 12:28 PM (NMN9A)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 08, 2016 12:29 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 12:29 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 12:29 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2016 12:29 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2016 12:29 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: eleven at December 08, 2016 12:29 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 08, 2016 12:29 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 12:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at December 08, 2016 12:29 PM (e4ZX9)
Posted by: Tami at December 08, 2016 12:30 PM (Enq6K)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2016 12:30 PM (/xBTM)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 08, 2016 12:30 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Lena's 'boy'friend at December 08, 2016 12:30 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 08, 2016 12:30 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Hillary! at December 08, 2016 12:30 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 08, 2016 12:30 PM (kXoT0)
"Very very honored to be nominated for 2 Grammys and to be considered to
play an important and evolving icon. Is it fat shaming if you know
you're not fat and have zero shame in your game? I don't think so. I am
strong and proud of how I live my life and say what I mean and fight for
what I believe in and I have a blast doing it with the people I love.
Where's the shame? It's not there. It's an illusion."
Alrighty!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at December 08, 2016 12:31 PM (R2dMB)
Posted by: jwest at December 08, 2016 12:31 PM (Zs4uk)
Even Lucille wouldn't hit that.
Posted by: Neegan at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (1JnAL)
Thread winner
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2016 12:31 PM (jxbfJ)
She reminds me of a large sack of potatoes.
Posted by: YIKES! at December 08, 2016 12:31 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: You Knew It Was Coming at December 08, 2016 12:31 PM (BrQrN)
What's even better is that the pic was taken by her *boyfriend* and the accompanying tweet she claims they are all but married because their assets are so mingled.
Just try to unpack a man who thinks that pose is worth capturing, and the woman who shares it while announcing, "Yeah, he's stuck with me!"
They deserve each other.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:13 PM (NOIQH)
I bet that when he does finally leave her she will discover that the assets he cares about really aren't as comingled as she believed. Remember, this idiot believed him when he said that they would get married after gay marriage was legalized, and then once it was said "nah that's ok I'm still good."
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 12:31 PM (bMG0w)
She is obviously mentally unstable and her morals and desires are vile, but there is a part of her still that wants to be loved, to be accepted, and (face it) to be married and committed forever. Even with everything she does to undermine that, it's pitiable that she is so desperately seeking an unconditional acceptance that she is not going to find.
Posted by: sunny-dee at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (QAOZh)
Is she crying? Friggin' Chipotle's will do it every time.
Posted by: Hillary! at December 08, 2016 12:30 PM (2z74n)
Taco Bell would too.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Rich Whiteman at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (Fw8uh)
Uh-oh.
Better start piling up those sandbags, boys. Looks like the levee's about to break.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (n8tHU)
Or Katie Couric's gun report.
In truth, the list is endless.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (J73Jf)
Think they both kinda hate each other?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:28 PM (NOIQH)
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Sure is a shame that they still can't get married, what with their principled stand on gay marriage and all.
Oh, what's that? gay marriage is legal now? Huh. One wonders why they haven't gotten married yet. Almost as if said principled stand was just an... excuse! Almost.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 12:26 PM (a0IVu)
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We should make what you said into a meme like we did with Trigglypuff.
Also, it might not be a bad idea if some of us made it into our FB profile pics and then sit back and watch as people are triggered.
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (1G5R8)
In 2016, a supposed actress has a photograph taken of her on the toilet (a "shock the normal" act that Zappa trotted out decades ago) and we are supposed to accept that this is some sort of self-expression that should be applauded.
Yet in 1935 - a mere 81 years ago - Loretta Young had to seclude herself in England because the news that she, an unwed mother, was carrying a child would have doomed her Hollywood career and rendered her an object of perpetual scorn.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (X6fMO)
She's sitting on a toilet? Because her fat ass is pretty much hiding it.
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 12:28 PM (HgMAr)
And thankfully, her outfit is protecting her "modesty"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2016 12:33 PM (jxbfJ)
I had this same thought. Her intention was to launch the Dunham Farts Matter movement to protest the patriarchy.
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2016 12:33 PM (jkmtt)
Harry Reid, in his outgoing interview with Politico, blames the democrats huge losses on James Comey, looser campaign rules, and you guessed it, the Koch Brothers.
The Searchlight Strangler has a nicely developing case of dementia IMO.
Posted by: Jen at December 08, 2016 12:33 PM (be9L9)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2016 12:33 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2016 12:33 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (e4ZX9)
At least Louis Wain had actual talent.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 08, 2016 12:34 PM (ADHTU)
"How are we going to proceed with any kind of dignity in an increasingly
ugly world? And I actually was thinking --- because I've got to write
something for when I get the award --- to use Sherry Lansing as an
inspiration because she was a lady who worked in a very, very ugly
business and always managed to be quite dignified..."
Oh wait --- Tina Fey was talking about Trump being elected, not her fellow comedian tweeting a pic of herself taking a dump.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaging in political satire at December 08, 2016 12:34 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:34 PM (0mRoj)
Irrelevant, since my balls only contain estrogen and shame...but mostly shame.
Posted by: Lena's Boyfriend at December 08, 2016 12:34 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Neegan at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (1JnAL)
Thread winner.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 08, 2016 12:34 PM (WuRdh)
Here's a link to the uniforms Army will be wearing against Navy this weekend. They're pretty sweet.
https://www.beatnavyuniform.com/
I still think Navy wins the game, though.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (uiwCw)
PS, I've been up for a while. Just had trouble finding any good first post. Like, an easy one. A slumpbreaker
Posted by ace
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You've been up for a while? More than 4 hours?
A good first post? You're shagging posts?
That's "diamond hard" stuff ya got there brah
Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (q4vT/)
I, too, have some of my best ideas after while "editing and synthesizing."
Posted by: Rodan's famous sculpture, "Man Taking a Dump." at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (zke7T)
She is obviously mentally unstable and her morals and desires are vile, but there is a part of her still that wants to be loved, to be accepted, and (face it) to be married and committed forever. Even with everything she does to undermine that, it's pitiable that she is so desperately seeking an unconditional acceptance that she is not going to find.
Posted by: sunny-dee at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (QAOZh)
Gollum was a sad pitiable creature as well.
And still evil though.
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: somejoe at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (x9VKC)
These are the people boycotting Breitbart:
http://tinyurl.com/h5mkbtv
Here are the biggest firms:
Braun
Canadian Tire
Earthlink
L'Occitaine
Kelloggs
New Egg
US Bank
Vanguard Group
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (nFg65)
Posted by: ajmojo at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at December 08, 2016 12:36 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2016 12:36 PM (m0074)
Posted by: butters stotch at December 08, 2016 12:36 PM (kUgrv)
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 12:31 PM (bMG0w)
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I wouldn't be surprised if their relationship is what you call open. Meaning that he probably has the least amount of sex with her he possibly can, sort of like Al and Peggy Bundy.
I bet Lena is probably cool with it because after all monogamous relationships are totally the byproduct of the white patriarchal society yo.
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 12:36 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Rodan's famous sculpture, "Man Taking a Dump." at December 08, 2016 12:36 PM (zke7T)
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2016 12:37 PM (mJzia)
Posted by: The Rocks at December 08, 2016 12:37 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: josephistan at December 08, 2016 12:37 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ajmojo at December 08, 2016 12:37 PM (1H9ox)
I still think Navy wins the game, though.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (uiwCw)
Ahhh...thank you for that. And that is some sweet uniforms. Can't wait for the game.
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 12:37 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: butters stotch at December 08, 2016 12:36 PM (kUgrv)
Horses have one thing that no other form of transportation does!
Posted by: George RRRRRR Martin at December 08, 2016 12:37 PM (0mRoj)
Why is this woman famous? Seriously, what has she done to acquire fame?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:38 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: NAM VETERAN at December 08, 2016 12:38 PM (2+Mt0)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2016 12:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Alt Headlines at December 08, 2016 12:38 PM (UD0Gq)
60 This about sums it up:
"How are we going to proceed with any kind of dignity in an increasingly
ugly world? And I actually was thinking --- because I've got to write
something for when I get the award --- to use Sherry Lansing as an
inspiration because she was a lady who worked in a very, very ugly
business and always managed to be quite dignified..."
Oh wait --- Tina Fey was talking about Trump being elected, not her fellow comedian tweeting a pic of herself taking a dump.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
The Oscars and Emmys are going to be even more ugly to watch this year I imagine.
I have to imagine because I really can't remember the last time I ever watched either of them. Maybe one of the Lord of the Rings years?
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 12:38 PM (bMG0w)
FIFY
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 08, 2016 12:38 PM (9krrF)
The Daily Mail is saying that Colbert could be replaced, if you haven't watched his Election Special it's a must watch, those experiencing more than 4 hours of Schadenfreude.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2016 12:38 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 12:38 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2016 12:39 PM (kDUMP)
She reminds me of a large sack of potatoes.
Posted by: YIKES! at December 08, 2016 12:31 PM (yfObW)
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Looks like she ate all the potatoes in Ireland..
So that's what caused the potato famine?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 08, 2016 12:39 PM (q4vT/)
******
Harry We Hardly Knew Ye - a limerick
Harry Reid, we'd like to present ya
An award for your senile dementia
Thirty years in the Senate
Went by quickly now, dinnit?
'Cause your brain served that time in absentia!
Posted by: Muldoon, private citizen engaging in political satire at December 08, 2016 12:39 PM (wPiJc)
A fecal fractal, as it were.
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at December 08, 2016 12:39 PM (5kqPn)
Fuck Her, the twisted fuck.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 12:39 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: josephistan at December 08, 2016 12:37 PM (7HtZB)
Meh. I'm deeply miserable, but I don't put pictures of myself taking a dump on the Internet.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:39 PM (0mRoj)
It's officially become too easy to live.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 08, 2016 12:39 PM (RKJF2)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: markytom at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (yEAdf)
Posted by: redenzo at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (bMG0w)
Jackstraw
>>So.
>>What did she have for dinner?
pizza
__________________________________
Nope . . . corn
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
i do too but some of these are pretty good. The Washington Post got caught publishing Fake News under the guise of *fighting* Fake news, for example.
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2016 12:41 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:41 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 12:41 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2016 12:41 PM (e8rEd)
>>If you're writing about fake news, I hope you start with NBC faking George Zimmerman's 911 call.
Or Katie Couric's gun report.
In truth, the list is endless.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (/tuJf)
Add Ben Rhodes' media "echo chamber" about the Iran Deal to the list.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 08, 2016 12:41 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2016 12:41 PM (8rNrN)
No seriously -- what does that mean? Any thoughts?
Lena Dunham thinks she's hot. And by "hot", I mean Kate Upton/Victoria's Secret hot. She seriously believes this. And therefore, if you don't also think this, if you are not sexually attracted to her, there is something wrong with YOU.
So Lena believes she radiates waves of sexual attractiveness, so much so that all will love her and despair. This is what she means by "visual influence".
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 08, 2016 12:41 PM (n8tHU)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 12:41 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: IC
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I am saving it for the next time I go to the local dive bar & consider going home with a chick desperate enough to do me.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (lalCH)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Roy at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: navybrat at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (kFnmp)
Half a billion dollars, a paper bag, a pound of Viagra, a fifth of vodka, and prepaid psychological therapy for life.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (kFnmp)
Death
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (CS7jF)
Yeah, I understand complaints about Trump, and concerns about him but the one I don't get particularly from the left is how crass and crude he is. That he's somehow damaging the public discourse and culture by his very existence. This, from people who celebrate Lena Dunham, run Castro Street faires, get interviews from a woman who bathes in froot loops on video, etc.
You know who made culture crass? Bill Clinton, starting with his MTV interview and the staged question about his underwear. That's where it began, with cigars and blow jobs and sleaze from day one in his life as a rapist and serial sexual harasser.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:34 PM (0mRoj)
At the deepest level, she hates herself. She doesn't like her looks, her personality, her self or anything around her. Ordinary people affected like that can stop showering, or wear dirty clothes or just turn into fat slobs, foregoing any real attempt to look halfway acceptable - as even fat and ugly people can do, with a little effort.
She doesn't love herself and wants someone to love her without restrictions. But, at the same time, she wouldn't believe you even if you told her you loved her, because her self___ is so corroded that an expression of true love is considered to be a nasty, cynical, sarcastic joke.
I can attest to being quite familiar with the pathology.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Rope Pushers Local #70 at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 12:38 PM (bMG0w)
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I imagine the ratings will be even more ugly as well.
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 12:43 PM (LiqBV)
Can I get a cabinet post in the Trump Administration?
Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2016 12:43 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 08, 2016 12:43 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: moviegique at December 08, 2016 12:43 PM (7zeA4)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 12:43 PM (HgMAr)
Think it's closer to this - RS McCain's early assessment of Lena Dunham:
"She can never manage to recover from some deep psychic wound,a sort
of juvenile ego-trauma that left her with such a profoundly damaged
personality that she spends the rest ofher life trying to get revenge
against the world for bad things that happened to her years ago.
Anyway, if you know somebody like Lena Dunham, you understand what she's doing: "I'm fat and ugly and unpopular, but
maybe if I add 'cruel' and 'obnoxious' to the list, I can pretend like
people who don't like me are intimidated by my intelligence and courage."
This isn't really an effective compensation, but it provides her an
excuse --- a rationalization, a defense mechanism --- she can alternately
cling to as a crutch or wield as a weapon, harming others without
actually helping herself. The damage is never healed, because her inner
feelings of worthlessness are so intense, she scorns as contemptible
anyone who wants to help her: "If you like me, there must be something
wrong with you."
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (kFnmp)
Death
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (CS7jF)
Clarification: Mine, not hers.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2016 12:43 PM (CS7jF)
Sort of like, "Between two ferns," except she's on the shitter instead of a fern.
Posted by: V the K at December 08, 2016 12:43 PM (O7MnT)
dodged that bullet
Posted by: Al Leppo at December 08, 2016 12:43 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2016 12:44 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Abby Normal at December 08, 2016 12:44 PM (cQO95)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (kFnmp)
Enough money to fund a Mars Colonization & Terraforming Project, a gallon of Crown Royal, a triple-redundant full-body condom, and a blindfold.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 08, 2016 12:44 PM (sp6+W)
Posted by: bour3 at December 08, 2016 12:44 PM (BzJRd)
Posted by: butters stotch at December 08, 2016 12:44 PM (kUgrv)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 08, 2016 12:44 PM (toH8T)
,,,
Whenever I hear of Moby Dick I always think of the series of commercials from 20+ years back advertising classic lit redone as basically graphic novels. It highlighted Moby and used a narrated scene where they first spot the whale. Because of that, every time Moby Dick comes up, my brain says, "There she blows!-there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"
Posted by: ajmojo at December 08, 2016 12:44 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (kFnmp)
Half a billion dollars, a paper bag, a pound of Viagra, a fifth of vodka, and prepaid psychological therapy for life.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (0mRoj)
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I'm reminded so much of that episode of Black Mirror where the UK PM has to do a pig to save the life of a princess right now. I can't imagine why.
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 12:44 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:44 PM (kFnmp)
I can attest to being quite familiar with the pathology.
When you put it that way, it's really fucking sad. And also relatable. Dammit.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (/tuJf)
>> require to tap that ass?
Fine thread, coarse thread, or NPT?
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (mJzia)
Posted by: Country Singer
There is a certain unfortunate resemblance...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (9krrF)
Age. Of. Stupid.
This isn't the worst picture of Dunham on the john. She also sent one out of her naked self eating cake while on the toilet. Eating cake. On the toilet.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (u0lmX)
OMG WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK. THAT IS THE NEW PUNISHMENT PHOTO, BEYOND ANY YOKO IMAGE
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (IBVza)
"
I do feel bad for her because she has an unfortunately fat face. Going by her face, you'd expect her to be a good 100lbs heavier than she actually is.
That said, she's definitely not a thin person in general and I don't really understand her delusions there.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (e8rEd)
Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (IqV8l)
I get the same vibe. She's self loathing and longing for acceptance and approval by putting herself on display constantly. She's the reason that "The Feminist Pursuit of Happiness" book was written; because they aren't happy. They pursue and pursue and still are miserable and bitter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (uiwCw)
Ahhh...thank you for that. And that is some sweet uniforms. Can't wait for the game.
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 12:37 PM (a0IVu)
I've read where Trump will be attending the game. In keeping with presidential tradition, Trump is expected to be seated with the Cadets the first half and switch sides to the Midshipman side the second half. This is possibly a first for a PE.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (AJeMv)
,,,
Not much, if anything. Of course I am basically a slut and I kind of enjoy a good grudge-eff.
Posted by: ajmojo at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (1H9ox)
Speaking of "emotional rape".
And I can see why she deleted it. I'll bet the responses were brutal. And hilarious.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: zombie howard carter at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (kUgrv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 08, 2016 12:42 PM (uiwCw)
................
Aha! Now we know where/how Barry was really born.
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (IBVza)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (nFwvY)
,,,
Whenever I hear of Moby Dick I always think of the series of commercials from 20+ years back advertising classic lit redone as basically graphic novels. It highlighted Moby and used a narrated scene where they first spot the whale. Because of that, every time Moby Dick comes up, my brain says, "There she blows!-there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"
Posted by: ajmojo at December 08, 2016 12:44 PM (1H9ox)
Moby Dick makes me think of Led Zeppelin and really long drum solos.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (RKJF2)
Old Navy X-Mas Commercial
Over / Under on # of Pairs of Spanx Amy Schumer is wearing:
2
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2016 12:47 PM (+lVUW)
Weren't we just discussing that new oil extraction tech the other day...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 08, 2016 12:47 PM (9krrF)
>> require to tap that ass?
Fine thread, coarse thread, or NPT?
NFW.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 12:47 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: yoko ono ONT photos at December 08, 2016 12:47 PM (kUgrv)
>> require to tap that ass?
Fine thread, coarse thread, or NPT?
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (mJzia)
Machinist jokes FTW.
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 12:47 PM (bMG0w)
Me-Again.
But Me-Again has a much bigger bullhorn due to her media rank and body shape.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 08, 2016 12:47 PM (U6f54)
OMG WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK. THAT IS THE NEW PUNISHMENT PHOTO, BEYOND ANY YOKO IMAGE
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
______________________________________
No, no no, Yoko on a toilet would be much, much worse; because she would be screeching
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 08, 2016 12:47 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2016 12:47 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Robert Plant at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (PE2bZ)
feelings of worthlessness are so intense, she scorns as contemptible
anyone who wants to help her: "If you like me, there must be something
wrong with you."
At the risk of being told again to pull my head out of my ass, oh, BOY, do I know that feeling.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (X6fMO)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hb7kau8
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2016 12:41 PM (8rNrN)
Has somebody compiled a list of the most egregious fake news stories that have come out of the MSM over the last 8 years? I'm talking about stuff on the level of the UVA rape hoax story. If I know leftists (and I think I do know some), I have a feeling that they tend to think "well, of course some times our side editorializes a little, and doesn't necessarily tell the whole story, but at least we don't just completely make up facts." The Zimmerman 911 call I don't think falls into the "fake news" category for them. It was "unfortunate editing" or whatever, but Zimmerman and the fact that he made a 911 call itself were legitimate news topics.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (IBVza)
--------------
Even we have standards for who qualifies as a slumpbuster.
Posted by: MLB Players Association at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Rory at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (s7y11)
I agree, she's not fat in her body, just a bit chubby. I'm fine with that, but she has a piggy face, unfortunately, and that doesn't help her looks at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (39g3+)
keeping with presidential tradition, Trump is expected to be seated
with the Cadets the first half and switch sides to the Midshipman side
the second half. This is possibly a first for a PE.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (AJeMv)
He should bring Mattis with him...them boys will go wild!
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (a0IVu)
Is he a mongoloid? No, that's not right. "Downs Syndrome." Does he have Downs Syndrome? Becuase the photo sure makes it look that way.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 12:49 PM (nFg65)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2016 12:49 PM (IBVza)
Posted by: The View hags at December 08, 2016 12:49 PM (toH8T)
"Dear Penthouse Forum,"
Oh wait. Wrong scene.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 12:49 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:40 PM (kFnmp)
In an alternate timeline where she doesn't have the tats, the repugnant opinions and personality, the seething self-loathing combined with supreme arrogance, and where she actually has enough dignity to dress well and groom herself? And is a funny, friendly, thoughtful person? Not much, really.
In this reality? Hahahaha, no.
It's cliche, but in this case I really do blame the parents.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2016 12:49 PM (8nWyX)
feelings of worthlessness are so intense, she scorns as contemptible anyone who wants to help her: "If you like me, there must be something wrong with you."
Been there. Done that. Held onto self-worth anyway. (Slightly.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 08, 2016 12:49 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 12:49 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 12:45 PM (39g3+)
===
It goes a long with what Milo has been saying about the body-positivity movement. They want to insist and pretend that they are happy with themselves when in actuality they hate themselves.
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 12:49 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at
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I'll let Johny Ringo answer that.
"Smell that, Bill? Smells like someone died "
Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 08, 2016 12:49 PM (q4vT/)
So... all the other women are cringing and weak, then?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (39g3+)
Fuck me. We should start a club.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (KUaJ
It wasn't an unfortunate edit, it was a malicious edit designed to create false perceptions. So, basically, fake news.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (sp6+W)
Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (m0074)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (kUgrv)
http://www.navysports.com/sports /m-footbl/ spec-rel/120616aaa.html
Very cool, but Army wins the uniform battle.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (2z74n)
Remember how Reagan was already making a difference before he was even inaugurated? Like with Iran?
Some people are go-getters. Some people like to play golf and take vacations.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (+lVUW)
Her boyfriend took the photo?
Yeah. He doesnt live her"
Is that the same bf who told her he'd marry her when gay marriage became legal but...didn't.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (e8rEd)
What has she done to inspire such love? For all I know, she might be nice in person. But all I've seen and read of her makes her look like a horribly self-centered baby. And while she wouldn't be bad looking with some effort (and she can surely afford the best hair stylists, makeup artists, clothes, and personal trainers), she purposely makes herself unattractive. It's like if she can't be a great beauty - and few women can - she's going to spite the world by looking nasty and unsexy.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (u0lmX)
keeping with presidential tradition, Trump is expected to be seated
with the Cadets the first half and switch sides to the Midshipman side
the second half. This is possibly a first for a PE.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 08, 2016 12:46 PM (AJeMv)
He should bring Mattis with him...them boys will go wild!
....
Please let this happen.
Posted by: ajmojo at December 08, 2016 12:51 PM (1H9ox)
Zimmerman stalked St. Skittles.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 12:51 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2016 12:51 PM (UD0Gq)
*That* was what was holding him back, previously.
Now, apparently it is enough that their finances are mixed up.
She is a really pitiful sad sack.
Posted by: LA ette, lakeside lurker at December 08, 2016 12:51 PM (g7FDu)
Posted by: An Observation at December 08, 2016 12:51 PM (c2hYz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 08, 2016 12:51 PM (9krrF)
Eh. I've done worse. However if she starts talking, all bets are off.
Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2016 12:51 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 08, 2016 12:51 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2016 12:41 PM (8rNrN)
I probably would lump "Pope Francis calls fake news a sin" in there too. Pope did not mention "fake news", he mentioned media obsession with scandal and slandering or sullying public figures. And he just said it's like being obsessed with shit. But the media is going to interpret that as "Pope weighs in on fake news".
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 08, 2016 12:51 PM (3eNDd)
Or Katie Couric's gun report.
In truth, the list is endless.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 12:32 PM (/tuJf)
Or pretty much every "journalist" out there repeating the "Hands up. Don't shoot, " lie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (+lVUW)
...and Donald Trump appears to have taken over early.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2016 12:27 PM (2z74n)
Remember how Reagan was already making a difference before he was even inaugurated? Like with Iran?
Some people are go-getters. Some people like to play golf and take vacations.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (+lVUW)
He is chomping at the bits to get going with all the fixing that needs to be done. So much so its almost like he is in the 'fuck it, I'll start right now and ignore that ass who is currently president'.
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (sp6+W)
I know, and I agree. I also don't think it's a convincing example to liberals. I want examples that they can't weasel their way out of.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (KUaJL)
I had tickets to the game but could not attend due to family conflicts.
I really, really wanted to hear the cheers of the midshipmen and cadets when PE Trump is introduced.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (p+4lN)
Posted by: Rusty Nail's Schadenboner (oh no not again) at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (S2VsH)
Same boyfriend Lauren. Clearly he has contempt for her, a feeling she shares
She is mentally ill
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (IBVza)
"Outlook not so good"
Posted by: A Magic Rock at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (8ZskC)
Even Zimbabwe doesn't have currency that large.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (39g3+)
Trump has saved or created over 50,000 jobs, filled much of his Cabinet and is traveling the country holding rallies.
It's going to be hilarious as the political media has to spend so much time in the fly-over states the next four years--instead of only every 4 years as they're used to.
And at every stop--Trump calls out and mocks them and encourages the crowd to join in.
The stress will break them. These fuckers are going to look about as well as a rat that's lived on a randomly electrified floor for weeks.
Good.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:53 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2016 12:53 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (X6fMO)
At least you're not posting pics of yourself taking a dump on the internet. So you've got that going for you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 08, 2016 12:53 PM (n8tHU)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/251287/
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 12:53 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2016 12:53 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 12:54 PM (r/0kC)
Been there. Done that. Held onto self-worth anyway. (Slightly.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December
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Daddy doesn't love me , he said he did but he lied. He had a dick, you have a dick
Ipso facto, etc, etc
Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 08, 2016 12:54 PM (q4vT/)
So Lena believes she radiates waves of sexual attractiveness, so much so that all will love her and despair. This is what she means by "visual influence".
...
that seems unlikely in the extreme, but as Holmes says, when you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how unlikely, must be the truth.
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2016 12:54 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 12:54 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 12:54 PM (bMG0w)
Eh. I've done worse. However if she starts talking, all bets are off.
Posted by: Bruce
****
I have not done worse or even as bad. Makes me feel fortunate.
$100K. In cash.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 08, 2016 12:54 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: Bald Headed Infidel at December 08, 2016 12:54 PM (b2OOO)
Posted by: Polling man at December 08, 2016 12:54 PM (c2hYz)
I think if CBS had that to do over again, they would have given that slot to Craig Ferguson.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: a different magic rock at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (kUgrv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (+lVUW)
It's irritating - as JEF intends it to be - that Obama is going to do a "farewell" tour right around the time of the Inauguration.
Clearly, he got the idea from Trump's "thank you" tours and decided to piss on Trump's first 100 days by wowing his own crowds. It's the opposite of a thank you tour. It's "come worship me one last time as I talk about how awesomely awesome the last 8 years have been and how much you'll miss me."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (u0lmX)
while it is a part of life as a cultural statement I think no fly, not me.
Posted by: willow at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (R7cwD)
,,,
I was taught a long time ago that those who are successful do the job before they have the job. That thought has been the basis for almost every career advance I have achieved.
If this is Trump before he has even taken the reins, the size of the momentum snowball that is going to be rolling by 2018 will be gigantic.
Posted by: ajmojo at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Wyll Binn at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (S2VsH)
http://tinyurl.com/z2pl62t
Serbian model Soraja Vucelic.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (Agn5J)
democrats are very very concerned with all things constitutional.
And budgets.
Posted by: navybrat at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2016 12:54 PM (8rNrN)
You're lucky that line isn't at the end of Hound of the Baskervilles.
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Feminist who likes seeing women take a sh** at December 08, 2016 12:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2016 12:56 PM (YmVeN)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2016 12:56 PM (dKiJG)
Just a standard leather crop will do, if not that, a braided frond of some sort. If the donkey is well-trained, I might not need to use anythi-- What? .... Oh. Hellz nah.
Posted by: Sancho Panza at December 08, 2016 12:56 PM (zke7T)
And actually Lena looks better with longer hair. but someone who describes themselves as a human wastebasket needs redemption and a lot of mental health counselling.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2016 12:56 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (KUaJL)
Not Gonna Happen.
They're Weasels. It's what they do.
"Truthiness" and such
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 12:56 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2016 12:48 PM (X6fMO)
At least you're not posting pics of yourself taking a dump on the internet. So you've got that going for you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 08, 2016 12:53 PM (n8tHU)
You can be self-loathing but still hold on to a shred or two of dignity.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:56 PM (0mRoj)
eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how unlikely,
must be the truth.
In her case the dog is barking in the middle of the night. And in the morning. And in the afternoon.
Posted by: a different magic rock at December 08, 2016 12:56 PM (kUgrv)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 12:57 PM (lalCH)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2016 12:57 PM (IBVza)
Nothing is going to be a convincing example to liberals. This is the party of fake but accurate.
Again, Couric is being sued for something like $12 million for maliciously editing her gun control report to make it appear that people were saying one thing when the truth is they were saying just the opposite.
The liberal left has gone all post truth on us. They are living in Orwell's 1984.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 12:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 08, 2016 12:57 PM (kUgrv)
Maybe your mom IS Amy Schumer. Ever consider that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2016 12:57 PM (8ZskC)
(adds idea to torture chamber plans)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 08, 2016 12:57 PM (+aCe4)
I guess in her world the BBC doesn't exist.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2016 12:57 PM (e8rEd)
$100K. In cash.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW
That's the problem, I used to drink to the rose colored beer goggles.
Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2016 12:58 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 12:58 PM (Tdadx)
Posted by: Lena Ventura at December 08, 2016 12:58 PM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 08, 2016 12:58 PM (+FSld)
Serbian model Soraja Vucelic.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (Agn5J)
Rockin body. Butterface.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 12:58 PM (kKHcp)
She is - but she's being given platforms to infect many other people with her shady views and values (mostly young girls) by the media/entertainment industry, so I feel sadder for those people than Lena.
- - - -
Think I read that Miss Sloane is about a super DC female lobbyist who is fighting the good fight for gun control. Of course, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:58 PM (NOIQH)
Yep She's been in there all morning making Stew.
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2016 12:51 PM (UD0Gq)
............
lol
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 12:58 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 12:57 PM
Except they didn't quite achieve the "total control of everything" thing, and as I understand it that's pretty important.
Posted by: Wyll Binn at December 08, 2016 12:58 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: fly gal at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 08, 2016 12:35 PM (nFg65)
Vanguard? It did seem that Bogle was getting squishy a while back. I'm glad our company switched IRA to T. Rowe Price.
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (jkmtt)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (dKiJG)
Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (/D5Lf)
Serbian model Soraja Vucelic.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (Agn5J)
Rockin body. Butterface.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 12:58 PM (kKHcp)
Trannyface. But nice hooters.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (8ZskC)
This is a spectacular failure for an "all-in meme." When you go all in, you need for it to be society-wide, a total success indoctrination-wise. This attempt flopped, frankly. And even most of the hardcore types STILL don't fully understand what is meant by "fake news," because the definition keeps shifting (as is part of the strategy, of course, but it has been mishandled).
All in all, I chalk up the "fake news" kerfuffle as a win for us.
Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: no good deed at December 08, 2016 01:00 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 08, 2016 01:00 PM (+wjl1)
Like Obama's daughter. Ace parenting there.
Posted by: Lauren at December 08, 2016 01:00 PM (e8rEd)
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2016 12:54 PM (8rNrN)
Remember when she got into a snit a while back because she met NFL wide receiver Odell Beckam and he showed zero sexual interest in her? She never could understand why. The fact that maybe it was because she was unattractive never seemed to enter her mind.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 08, 2016 01:00 PM (n8tHU)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:58 PM (NOIQH)
Yup.
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 01:00 PM (bMG0w)
Truly, millennials, you're really produced an icon for the ages here.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 01:00 PM (u0lmX)
Which is exactly why they are spazzing so hard after this election. They've lost control of the conch and the narrative and they know it. This Fake News bullshit didn't just happen, it's an attempt to regain control of the narrative.
This loss was much more than a single election. They know how close they were to controlling everything and now it's all gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:01 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2016 01:01 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:01 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 08, 2016 01:01 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:01 PM (/tuJf)
Gee, I wonder why he's stalling on the actual commitment. Maybe he's holding out for a gal who doesn't expect him to take pictures of her taking a dump.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2016 01:01 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (u0lmX)
Well, it's a vicious circle - if you really loved me, you'd see past the ugliness to the real me who wants to be loved. But you ignore me and laugh at me, so why should I even bother to look presentable when you're going to treat me as a walking joke anyway? But why won't you love me?
It's a very destructive pathology, but then, show business types are not known for their mental stability.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:01 PM (/tuJf)
fify
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (Tdadx)
Mommy to little girl, "No, honey, we can't go see the new Barbie movie because it's rated R and you are only 7."
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (kXoT0)
There is no such thing. But you can avalanche them into admitting some things.
For example, a leftist announced on Twitter that Trump is the most narcissistic president in history, nay the most narcissistic human that has ever lived.
I know, I know, stay with me here.
So I responded Obama was plainly far more narcissistic, which he denied: no way is he in any way so!!!
I posted the "selfie" picture of Obama standing in front of a mirror he did for his white house portrait.
Excuse given
Then I proceeded to post 15 different quotes and images, including several analyses of Obama's sociopathic narcissism by actual psychologists, and each time the excuses got weaker and weaker, until finally he admitted that yes, Obama was a narcissist but not as bad as Trump!
And that's as close as you get to victory with a leftist. Because even if they admit you're right? Within hours they're back where they started as if you never said a thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (0tfLf)
$100K. In cash.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW
That's the problem, I used to drink to the rose colored beer goggles.
Posted by: Bruce
****
One of the few downsides of alcohol.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: the MFM at December 08, 2016 01:03 PM (x9VKC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 08, 2016 01:03 PM (PE2bZ)
Nope. Completely disagree. This is happening all over the world in similar fashion.
We are no longer at war with Eurasia.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:03 PM (Tdadx)
Posted by: flukeboy at December 08, 2016 01:03 PM (EtEhm)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (+aCe4)
And hangovers. Oh how I hate them. One of the main reasons I don't drink much anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 01:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 12:53 PM (NOIQH)
Not at all, dear lady. While I abhor Dunham, her politics and her lack of decorum, I do understand what's driving her, even if she doesn't.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2016 01:04 PM (X6fMO)
It's been years since I debated a liberal who showed me ANY respect by not being grotesquely intellectually dishonest. It's why I don't bother debating them anymore.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:04 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Thai Toilet Snake at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (UD0Gq)
Mommy to little girl, "No, honey, we can't go see the new Barbie movie because it's rated R and you are only 7."
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (kXoT0)
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And when it inevitably fails at the box office, it will be SEXISM!!!
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:03 PM (/tuJf)
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UPDATE: We've always been at war with Eurasia.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (+aCe4)
And hangovers. Oh how I hate them. One of the main reasons I don't drink much anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Hangover? Lots of water and a couple ibuprofen before bed. No hangover.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (0x/TW)
I'm bringing that up for no reason at all.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (Tdadx)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 08, 2016 12:55 PM (Om16U)
Yep! That is what taboo's like pedophilia is being called now. "Art". We folks in 98% of the country are just to stupid to understand and accept such high intellectual "art".
Also, the same 98% of America would be investigated if we exposed children to "art" like that, and justifiably so because it fucks up children for their entire lives.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (LiqBV)
Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Adriane the Media Critic ... at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:03 PM (/tuJf)
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UPDATE: We've always been at war with Eurasia.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (xeeHA)
Chocolate ration increased from 30 grams to 20 grams.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 08, 2016 01:06 PM (mBnZ5)
Some people are go-getters. Some people like to play golf and take vacations.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2016 12:50 PM (+lVUW)
I can guess Hillary would just be waking up after a long, long nap and believing Obama would still be covering for her. (which he would)
Posted by: Colin at December 08, 2016 01:06 PM (mIgf1)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2016 12:33 PM (jxbfJ)
Lena Dunham Posts Selfie of Herself on the Dumper, Then Deletes In Embarrassment
It's cute the way you people joke about that attention whore being capable of either "modesty" or "embarrassment".
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2016 01:06 PM (+lVUW)
Have you been spending the morning watching the Baywatch trailer?
Since you know, chicks in bikinis and The Rock.
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 01:06 PM (bMG0w)
How about that poor chap Nakoula who was jailed because his video caused the Benghazi raid and consequently death of American citizens? Legacy shit-stirrers pimped that video story forever.
The guy is now living in a church homeless shelter.
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2016 01:07 PM (jkmtt)
Here's what I'm thinking...
1) WI, MI and (to the extent possible) PA should launch investigations as to why the vote counts in their major cities, for some reason, cannot be reconciled
2) Sessions-led DOJ should launch investigations into "possible vote fraud" using as much of JillyBean's laughable rationales as possible - leave no stuffed ballot-box unopened
3) Push for national standards for federal elections (Feds can't do anything about state elections), such as
3a) No ID, no vote, no exceptions
3b) EVERYONE VOTES ON THE SAME FVCKING DAY
3c) Paper. Ballots. ONLY.
3d) Federal monitors for any places identified as "problematic" during the FBI's investigation
Just thinking out loud here, though. But clearly the proggies should pay a steep price for this idiotic effort to deligitimize Trump's victory in these 3 rust-belt states.
Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2016 01:07 PM (NYS7S)
Gardner or Sophia Loren tweeting out pics of themselves sitting on the
can. You can't.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 01:00 PM
But maybe Marylin. She had judgment issues.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:07 PM (S2VsH)
And that's as close as you get to victory with a leftist. Because even if they admit you're right? Within hours they're back where they started as if you never said a thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:02 PM (39g3+)
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Obama's only mostly narcissist?
So we can't look through his pockets for loose change yet?
Posted by: Miracle Max at December 08, 2016 01:07 PM (q4vT/)
Posted by: no good deed at December 08, 2016 01:07 PM (hJamr)
Even the ones that were honest gave it up around 2008. We won, no need to even debate or discuss. Your facts are meaningless, the truth is what I say no matter how the world is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:07 PM (39g3+)
How about that poor chap Nakoula who was jailed because his video caused the Benghazi raid and consequently death of American citizens? Legacy shit-stirrers pimped that video story forever.
The guy is now living in a church homeless shelter.
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2016 01:07 PM (jkmtt)
I feel sorry for that poor bastard, I really do.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 01:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:03 PM (/tuJf)
Clearly a man who sees the glass as half full.
I, on the other hand, see "them" as Orcs, never resting, always attacking, seeking out the weak spot, always moving forward...
And we? We are too nice to destroy them as they would us.
We've been given a respite. Not a victory.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:08 PM (kKHcp)
"Mission accomplished."
Bush appeared on a Nay vessel that had a pre-existing banner on display about them having returned from a deployment, and the media spent YEARS pushing the lie that Bush himself has ordered the banner displayed to mean that he had won the war in Iraq. (Which he eventually did anyway, but that's a different story.)
Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 01:08 PM (jBuUi)
He wont marry her
He takes pictures of her on the crapper and shares them with the world
They mix the money but she makes more than him. Alot more
That aint marriage. Thats being used
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2016 01:08 PM (IBVza)
Some people are go-getters. Some people like to play golf and take vacations
+++
Hey cmon Obama collected a Nobel Prize
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:08 PM (Tdadx)
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2016 01:08 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 08, 2016 01:08 PM (mh+4W)
Posted by: geoffb5 at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (d3wbb)
What can men do against such reckless hate?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW
Don't stop drinking. Works for Shillary
Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 08, 2016 01:06 PM (mBnZ5)
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Catcher's mitt.
Posted by: Jeff Foxworth at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (q4vT/)
Gardner or Sophia Loren tweeting out pics of themselves sitting on the can. You can't.
Grace Kelly was supposedly a raging slut but yeah I don't see her doing this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at December 08, 2016 01:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: geoffb5 at December 08, 2016 01:10 PM (d3wbb)
Sheesh - it's like the last 8-years never happened. Joe-The-Plumber, anyone?
It's nice to see a national Republican figure not bringing a dull butter knife to a political gunfight. To hell with Marquis of Queensberry Rules, folks.
Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2016 01:10 PM (NYS7S)
Simple: It's being made by people who HATE Barbie, and are using this film to ridicule and tear down the idea of Barbie.
See also: Dukes of Hazzard: The Movie
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:10 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Colin at December 08, 2016 01:11 PM (mIgf1)
Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (jBuUi
Clicked over to CNN this morning for about two minutes. Alyson was interviewing David Gregory of NBC about the Carrier Union Head who claims Trump was lying to workers about getting their jobs back. I guess he was referring to the 1100 number originally posted when Trump first heard that Carrier was moving.
We all know that Carrier has built a factory in Mexico and around 500 jobs are still moving there, it's something like 750-850 that are staying in Indiana. This has been reported by all the different media, and Trump himself described his conversations with the Carrier CEO.
Gregory was repeating the Union Head lie and was agreeing, saying that this is what happens when, wait for it , the Government gets into business and tells them how to hire, where to locate, etc.
Completely oblivious to what is coming out of his mouth. The entire point of Trumps' conversation with Carrier was his assertion that the gov. is going to reduce it's footprint on companies, along with tax incentives and reduction in regulations. Gregory then went on to say that Trump did this without knowing ANYTHING about Carrier, how they do business, how the inner workings of the company and it's workers are arranged.
Whoever was sitting with Alyson was chiming in that Trump was picking winners and losers by paying Carrier to stay.
It was amazing. I couldn't stand more than 2 minuets and turned it off.
Posted by: Jen at December 08, 2016 01:11 PM (be9L9)
That aint marriage. Thats being used
+++
Laughing because earworm for Dire Straits now
That's the way to do it
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:11 PM (Tdadx)
He takes pictures of her on the crapper and shares them with the world
They mix the money but she makes more than him. A lot more
That aint marriage. Thats being used
Glad I'm not the only one that sees that. But it's not like I care.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 08, 2016 01:11 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (BDZWU)
And fat shaming...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 08, 2016 01:12 PM (kXoT0)
All in all, I chalk up the "fake news" kerfuffle as a win for us.
Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (jBuUi)
Zombie, where do you think the failure is?
Is it that the newsfaces don't want to do the struggle-sessions themselves or are worried about singled out as one of the perpetrators, or is it some loss in direction and imagination by the people directing it?
There was no apparent failure in the "no WMD's" meme in the face of Kurdish gassings and the Marines guarding Iraqi chemical weapons precursors dumps, I have confusion as to what the failure is here.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2016 01:12 PM (yLUuz)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 08, 2016 01:12 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: no good deed at December 08, 2016 01:13 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 08, 2016 01:13 PM (B+qrE)
I remember the joke after Reagan was PE.
Q: What's black and glows in the dark.
A: Iran, 20 minutes after Reagan takes the oath.
Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2016 01:13 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 01:13 PM (r/0kC)
The guy is now living in a church homeless shelter.
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2016 01:07 PM (jkmtthave to admit to that being a transitional moment for me and how I felt as a citizen.
It is likely that leftists are srsly afraid of Trump after the last 8 years things they've approved of re state-govt agencies harassing the people , and they themselves doing assists.
how is fishy.gov going anyway?
Posted by: willow at December 08, 2016 01:13 PM (R7cwD)
Even the ones that were honest gave it up around 2008. We won, no need to even debate or discuss. Your facts are meaningless, the truth is what I say no matter how the world is.
Which is why now, when you get them down, keep kicking until they are in the fetal position, then curbstomp them.
All figuratively, of course.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 01:13 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: Kudzu King at December 08, 2016 01:13 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:13 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 08, 2016 01:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: willow at December 08, 2016 01:14 PM (R7cwD)
Gardner or Sophia Loren tweeting out pics of themselves sitting on the can. You can't.
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That's because they had/have dignity.
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 01:14 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (0mRoj)
Ride out and meet them?
Sort of like Sir Richard Grenville did to the Spanish Armada?
(of course, they died, so there's that)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:14 PM (kKHcp)
I'm bringing that up for no reason at all.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 08, 2016 01:05 PM (mf5HN
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Robin Williams says hi
Posted by: Jeff Foxworth at December 08, 2016 01:14 PM (q4vT/)
Also Lena has described befriending Taylor, and it is stalkerific. Were she just a regular Jane without a TV show, Taylor would have sicced her bodyguards on her and filed a restraining order.
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2016 01:15 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Jill v2 at December 08, 2016 01:15 PM (uQc7W)
Posted by: willow at December 08, 2016 01:15 PM (R7cwD)
http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2016/roll608.xml
Let them hear from you!
Posted by: DanMan at December 08, 2016 01:15 PM (RusNE)
https://twitter.com/jacobwe/status/806551916817870849
Jacob Weisberg @jacobwe
Biased news isn't fake news. Sloppy reporting isn't fake news. Fake news is made up with an intention to deceive.
SO, by this metric:
-> Rolling Stone's UVA rape story? Sloppy reporting, but not fake news.
-> Ben Rhodes using accommodating media partners to spread the party line about the Iran Deal? Biased news, but not fake news
-> The unquestioned regurgitation of "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor" and other Obamacare related bullcrap? Sloppy, biased reporting, but not fake news.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 08, 2016 01:15 PM (4df7R)
Oh, I agree they will never stop trying. But the world has changed dramatically in the last 20 years.
It used to be we all got our news from the same sources, the mainstream media. And as we are discovering to an every increasing degree almost on a daily basis, they are hopelessly corrupt and biased. Thus the fake news bullshit and people like Megan Kelly whining how dangerous it is that people no longer listen to or trust traditional media.
Control starts with control of the message. The most important agency to Big Brother was always Minitru. Orwell was a committed socialist and he knew this well. And they've lost it.
Nothing more dangerous to tyranny than an informed populace.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Roy Scheider at December 08, 2016 01:16 PM (HgMAr)
BWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 01:16 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Will Folkes at December 08, 2016 01:16 PM (kTF2Z)
Have you seen "Trainwreck"?
I get that her character is a caricature ans supposed to be a mess, but I watched that and thought, A)Wow, does this woman hate men, and B) How does anyone navigate the dating world with such awful, self-destructive feminists like this out there?
They'll have a hard time keeping that side of Schumer from affecting the Barbie movie.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 01:17 PM (NOIQH)
post. Like, an easy one. A slumpbreaker. Because I have six really good
articles to post about "Fake News," but that's going to take a lot of
editing and synthesis. So I'm posting this terrible, terrible item while
I procrastinate on that."
Scott Adams of "Dilbert"/only-guy-to-get-anything-right-about-Trump fame suggests this exact concept as a productivity hack. Patton Oswalt also used to bang out terrible film treatments in character as a dumb frat-boy action junkie just to get the juices flowing.
Posted by: @irishmikecomedy at December 08, 2016 01:17 PM (eFFhZ)
Please clap.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2016 01:17 PM (2PHKP)
I don't know as a win, but its not a win for them, and they need it badly. The legacy media is on the ropes, and Trump is beating them with both fists. They are a dying medium and know it. They need this to recover from the rep and status blow they took election night.
And its not working.
I don't call that a win for us; we need a news media. If this fails its not like they're going to go "well okay then, I guess we should straighten up our act and cut ties with the Democratic Party" or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 01:17 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:18 PM (Tdadx)
I think the left constantly rolls around the the security blanket of the many, many celebrities that are out and proud Democrats, and miss that at least some of those celebrities are polarizing poison with a whole huge chunk of the populace.
Would you really want someone like Dunham linked with you on the national stage, as a candidate, when the opposition can put optics up like her crapper selfie?
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at December 08, 2016 01:18 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 08, 2016 01:18 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Unfortunate final resting places at December 08, 2016 01:19 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 08, 2016 01:19 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at December 08, 2016 01:19 PM (e9mZG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)
I expect I'm going to get willowed, but here goes:
When Prince Rainier was courting Kelly, he visited Hollywood. One night at a party, he cornered David Niven for a little Tinseltown gossip.
"Tell me," the prince asked, "Who gives the best blowjobs in Hollywood?"
Without thinking, Niven laughed, "Everybody knows it's Grace - " then, realizing who he was talking to, an ashen-faced Niven stammered, " - Harper! Grace Harper!" before quickly excusing himself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2016 01:19 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 01:19 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: @irishmikecomedy at December 08, 2016 01:20 PM (eFFhZ)
Mike Hunt
Ginny Tailia
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 01:20 PM (784ZQ)
Oh no,Leonardo DeCaprio met with Trump to talk about "green jobs".Should we worry?
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 01:19 PM (r/0kC)
Between Gore and DiCaprio, I've decided either Trump is keeping his enemies close or he's a fucking retard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2016 01:20 PM (2PHKP)
Seemz pretty clear boyfriend has total contempt for her
Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2016 01:20 PM (IBVza)
Posted by: Kindltot
The failure is part of the historical trend that got Trump elected in the first place!
The institution of "journalism" spent 300 years building up a vast storehouse of "credibility," and then the Left bum-rished the industry and started using that credibility to promulgate leftist ideology. The "public" believed it, like rubes, because they assumed that the concept of "journalism" had credibility and was morally impeachable.
But when you coast on and abuse other people's accumulated credibility, it can't go on forever -- eventually you use it up. And I think "what went wrong" in 2016 for the left is that they finally used up their last drop of credibility and suddenly over 50% of the country no longer believes anything the left or the media says anymore.
Posted by: zombie at December 08, 2016 01:21 PM (jBuUi)
Damn, that's better than any of my Milton Berle penis stories.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:21 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: motionview at December 08, 2016 01:21 PM (ZE+SD)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 01:17 PM (r/0kC)
His name isn't so bad, actually.
Posted by: Jack Offanant at December 08, 2016 01:21 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 01:19 PM (r/0kC)
If the result of the meeting with Gore was any indication, tomorrow he's going to announce an end to solar subsidies.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2016 01:21 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM
Nuke it from orbit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2016 01:21 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: Brian Williams at December 08, 2016 01:21 PM (yL25O)
Lena Dunham does not matter. Can we stop pretending that she matters so
that she can stop pretending that she matters?
Posted by: @irishmikecomedy at December 08, 2016 01:20 PM (eFFhZ)
A-freaking-men!
Posted by: DocJ at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (NYS7S)
Appoints someone who has sued the EPA as head of the EPA.
Advantage Trump
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:19 PM (39g3+)
You mean, like Kallyfornia?
*mumble mumble mumble*
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:13 PM (S2VsH
There is a man who has appeared on the Botched reality show who has spent his life and a fortune having surgery so he can look like Jessica Rabbit. Including having ribs removed in some South American country.
Another woman has been on that show that also wants to look like a doll, much like Barbie. Has had ribs removed and wanted her ass made larger so she could have cartoon proportions.
Plastic surgery is not a replacement for psychiatry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgi8rJeIFt8
Posted by: Jen at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (be9L9)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 08, 2016 01:06 PM (mBnZ5)
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Catcher's mitt.
Posted by: Jeff Foxworth at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (q4vT/)
Horse collar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Telepromter at December 08, 2016 01:23 PM (i0ykY)
After what he did to the EPA shortly following his Gore meeting? I'm not worried.
As someone posted earlier, there are applicants and supplicants coming to Trump Tower. Don't confuse the two.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:23 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2016 01:20 PM (2PHKP)
c) just fucking with them
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 08, 2016 01:23 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 08, 2016 01:23 PM (qJhUV)
*mumble mumble mumble*
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (Jcg9Q)
Hush now. More like Hawaii...Its our office Christmas lunch today and I don't want to be interrupted from gnoshing by a tsunami.
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 01:24 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Starbanker at December 08, 2016 01:24 PM (tbirq)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 01:25 PM (/D5Lf)
Ace - I imagine something like this: http://preview.tinyurl.com/ja64ak2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2016 01:25 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at December 08, 2016 01:25 PM (DMUuz)
But time is a cruel bitch, and every muffin top loser eventually reaches the expiration date and is kicked from the tribe for being stale.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2016 01:25 PM (2PHKP)
Stay away from the synthesis. I've heard bad things about it. Stick to the real stuff, if you must do pot.
What? I just got here from reading last night's ONT.
Boy, I can't wait to see Lena as Barbie!
Posted by: mindful webworker in the afternoon at December 08, 2016 01:26 PM (mndtc)
Trump has named the Carl's Jr. (the burger place with hot chicks in the ads) CEO to head the Department of Labor. So no more $15 per hour talk for burger flippers. And hot chicks roaming the halls at the labor department eating fast food in slow motion.
Posted by: Dang at December 08, 2016 01:27 PM (8b+oT)
overturn the illegitimate erection of that evil Trumpster to the Office
Of The President-Elect!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at December 08, 2016 01:25 PM
Psst...Mary....your Freudian slip is showing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2016 01:27 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2016 01:27 PM (la/vg)
Posted by: mindful webworker in the afternoon at December 08, 2016 01:26 PM (mndtc)
Schumer
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 01:27 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 08, 2016 01:28 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Telepromter at December 08, 2016 01:28 PM (i0ykY)
It takes more than batting eyes to become a princess. Disney is really letting our girls down by not emphasizing fellatio more.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:29 PM (S2VsH)
Man, Trump really is Dwayne Hector Mtn Dew Camacho
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:23 PM (S2VsH)
Trump learned long, long ago that you "take the meeting" to see first hand just how big a zero the other guy/gal really is. This strategy also allows Trump to say, I gave them a fair hearing--I am a busy busy man, but, I gave them the time.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 08, 2016 01:30 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2016 01:31 PM (hOptz)
Please clap.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2016 01:17 PM (2PHKP)
I LOL'ed. Yeb was a big old guac bowl that never stopped being fun
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 08, 2016 01:31 PM (MYX5P)
Posted by: Bull Wynn at December 08, 2016 01:31 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:31 PM (Tdadx)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 01:19 PM (r/0kC)
Ivanka was at the meeting. Oh daddy, I just loved Leo. He was my teen heart throb. Now that you're president elect can I meet him? Yeah sure, bring him in. Tell the idiot we'll talk about green jobs.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 08, 2016 01:31 PM (493sH)
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM (a0IVu)
Appoints someone who has sued the EPA as head of the EPA.
Advantage Trump
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (/D5Lf)
Another lucky punch by that idiot.
Srsly, while obviously I don't know Trump personally, I defend his actions generally because so far they're exactly what I would do. Now maybe it's coincidental, and he does them for a different reason than I would, but the fact remains: I would meet with Gore and pretty boy, too, just to take their temperature, hear them out, get some insight into them as men, etc., but not necessarily to do what they want or recommend.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 08, 2016 01:06 PM (mBnZ5)
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Catcher's mitt.
Posted by: Jeff Foxworth at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (q4vT/)
Horse collar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (SRKgf)
Gandalf's sleeve
Posted by: josephistan at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: SH at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2016 01:33 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 08, 2016 01:30 PM (kXoT0)
This.
(Just saw it, after posting #433.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:33 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:34 PM (Tdadx)
Posted by: Dang at December 08, 2016 01:34 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 08, 2016 01:06 PM (mBnZ5)
Catcher's mitt.
Posted by: Jeff Foxworth at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (q4vT/)
Horse collar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (SRKgf)
Gandalf's sleeve
Posted by: josephistan at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM
Torpedo damage to a hull.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:34 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:31 PM (Tdadx)
What's the over/under on when she ODs?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM (a0IVu)
It's been a month?!
Wow.
Time can certainly fly when you're winning.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 08, 2016 01:35 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM (SRKgf)
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I would generally support meeting with just about anybody. As long as you have an internal compass you won't be swayed but might do some swaying yourself.
When does he meet with Mike Rowe?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:35 PM (xeeHA)
You really think the left is going to give Trump any credit for meeting with guys like Gore and Leo if he doesn't do as they want? I don't.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:35 PM (/tuJf)
** hoping he sees an Audrey Hepburn set in a store soon**
And if ever there was a comment section that should have gone ot way before @100...
Posted by: teej at December 08, 2016 01:35 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:34 PM (Tdadx)
Appoint him Presidential science advisor. Hey, he ALMOST made it through high school.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM (SRKgf)
First I laughed. I'm pretty sure you mean Trump when you say idiot.
Based on the last few weeks (tweets aside) it seems as if the Left is going to go crazy wondering how the idiot keeps winning and staying one step ahead of their banana peels.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:36 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2016 01:36 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 01:36 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:36 PM (Tdadx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 08, 2016 01:36 PM (0F67M)
You really think the left is going to give Trump any credit for meeting with guys like Gore and Leo if he doesn't do as they want? I don't.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:35 PM (/tuJf)
No, of course not. I'd meet with them just to find out what kind of man each was. That information might be totes useful later. Same reason Presidents meet with, e.g., Putin.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: buzzion at December 08, 2016 01:36 PM
Think about what Ken does to boys. No wonder androgyny and "pan-sexualism" are a thing now. Clearly Mattel's fault.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:37 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 08, 2016 01:06 PM (mBnZ5)
Catcher's mitt.
Posted by: Jeff Foxworth at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (q4vT/)
Horse collar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (SRKgf)
Gandalf's sleeve
Posted by: josephistan at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM
Torpedo damage to a hull.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:34 PM (S2VsH)
Dinner at Arby's
I'll stop now.
Posted by: josephistan at December 08, 2016 01:37 PM (7HtZB)
I'm more optimistic now than I was then. Quite a bit, now that I actually think about it.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:37 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 08, 2016 01:38 PM (Kfxxl)
His high school girlfriend was Scarlett Johansson.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 08, 2016 01:38 PM (6diJh)
I also think this helps his self image as the big man, the godfather taking in supplicants who come beg for his assistance while he sits back and pets his cat with Tom Hagen standing by with advice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM (SRKgf)
First I laughed. I'm pretty sure you mean Trump when you say idiot.
Based on the last few weeks (tweets aside) it seems as if the Left is going to go crazy wondering how the idiot keeps winning and staying one step ahead of their banana peels.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:36 PM (kKHcp)
Yep, I did.
Some keep up the meme that Trump is an idiot, but yet ... he keeps winning. So if he's an idiot, he must keep winning by luck, which means he has the world's longest lucky streak.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:39 PM (SRKgf)
I'm more optimistic now than I was then. Quite a bit, now that I actually think about it.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:37 PM (xeeHA)
As I posted on GAB:
It is December the 8th, one month after November the 8th and
I ain't no wise tarred of winning yet
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 08, 2016 01:39 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:39 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers
DiCaprio is a good actor. But like most actors, has a rather childish world view, encouraged by the words that others write and put in his mouth.
I'm sure that after Leo left, Trump had a good laugh about what Leo said. Probably the same after meeting with Al Gore.
Take the meeting, size up your opposition.
But if I were Donald, I wouldn't bother meeting with Lena Dunham. She probably smells like poop.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 08, 2016 01:39 PM (RFeQD)
The rocks told her to jump. She didn't understand because she's dumber than a rock.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2016 01:39 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (a0IVu)
Just the other day I saw a vehicle there that I had not previously been able to see the license plate.
Sure enough- California. I hate the mentally ill left.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (0x/TW)
Doesn't matter if they do or not.
Trump played their game. THAT'S all that matters. The loony left never will give him credit. The regular left will. The rino nevertrumpers will HAVE TO concede that he at least held meetings.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (784ZQ)
I think that ship has sailed. The constant threat of upping labor costs has pretty much shown the service industry what it needs to stay competitive-automation.
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (2X7pN)
Presidents have to meet with other world leaders, particularly guys like Putin who we are currently at war/in partnership with.
What benefit exactly does meeting with Leo DiCaprio bring? He isn't exactly a world leader, doesn't even play one on TV.
I see this more as a bone to his very AGW supporting daughter who is amongst if not the single most important of his supporters.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:38 PM (39g3+)
I don't think it's his self image, but rather his public image that he's cultivating.
And if you think about it, if that's your goal, you want some supplicants to leave empty-handed, just to show that supplication is not a done deal. Maybe you'll grant their request, maybe you won't.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:41 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 01:41 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (2X7pN)
Yeppers, how do you pay $15 and hour for $5 an hour work--use a kiosk.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 08, 2016 01:41 PM (kXoT0)
The rocks told her to jump. She didn't understand because she's dumber than a rock.
The rocks are still mystified that anyone could be THAT dumb.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 01:41 PM (784ZQ)
If you really want to feel sorry for Lena Dunham's boyfriend, ponder this for a moment:
His high school girlfriend was Scarlett Johansson.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 08, 2016 01:38 PM (6diJh)
Seriously? Oh man, that guy must be mainlining prozac.
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 01:42 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 01:42 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 01:42 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (2X7pN)
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100% agree. It doesn't matter what happens to wages at this point, the big fast-food players have already made up their minds. They know that political winds change direction and that eventually there MIGHT be a $15/hr wage. They pretty much have to assume the worst as businesses.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:43 PM (xeeHA)
Lena Dunham is a seriously damaged person and all of the adulation she has received hasn't helped her one bit.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Laments of the Pansie Liners sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 08, 2016 01:43 PM (hLRSq)
For a guy like Trump I don't know if there's a dividing line.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:28 PM (39g3+)
I suspect Sophia Loren would be better in the kitchen than Grace Kelly.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 01:43 PM (u0lmX)
Some things are not meant to be seen.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2016 12:26 PM (KUaJL)
Meh, the toilet picture isn't bad, She's covered up, mostly. Not a classy picture, by any means, but not X-rated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2016 01:43 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Bigbys Preening Fingers at December 08, 2016 01:43 PM (Tdadx)
15 BUCKS AN HOUR!
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'They're always polite, they always upsell, they never take a vacation, they never show up late, there's never a slip-and-fall, or an age, sex, or race discrimination case,' says Puzder of swapping employees for machines.
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*shit
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 01:44 PM (/D5Lf)
I see this more as a bone to his very AGW supporting daughter who is amongst if not the single most important of his supporters.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (/tuJf)
Turn it around: do you think Trump gets bounced by his daughter? I don't.
I'd meet with DiCaprio (briefly), if for no other reason than curiosity, and to find out what kind of person he is, whether he might be useful to me, and/or what kind of crap he's likely to pull. Same thing with Gore, who also is not a world leader, or anything else at this point, apart from a high priest of the Church (Mosque?) of AGW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:44 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 01:44 PM (a0IVu)
If you really want to feel sorry for Lena Dunham's boyfriend, ponder this for a moment:
His high school girlfriend was Scarlett Johansson."
So at what age did blindness hit?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 01:45 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 01:45 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 08, 2016 01:45 PM (Kfxxl)
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 01:44 PM
It wasn't security that defeated him.
It was stairs.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:45 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (/tuJf)
We have no idea what questions were asked or the tenor of the conversational flow. Could be that Trump had an aide bring him bullet-points of the holes in AGW, asked Leo his opinions on those just so his daughter (who admires him despite their differences in opinions) could see him sputter and blather.
I'm probably dreaming more than speculating.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:46 PM (kKHcp)
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Honestly, the only people I'd be very blunt about refusing access would be the media. I'd meet with people of 'lower status' intentionally to fuck with them. Everyone gets access but them.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:46 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:43 PM (xeeHA)
Yep. How could you assume anything else? Sooner or later, the Reds will be back in power, and they may well prohibit further automation. Read the handwriting on the wall, and do it now.
Sensible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:46 PM (SRKgf)
http://tinyurl.com/gu7zfyg
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2016 01:46 PM (tOcW/)
Many have said that Trump is an idiot, but I've yet to see an actual example.
I've said for quite awhile that in office he'll at least pretty good and has a great chance of surprising to the upside.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2016 01:47 PM (SIY7D)
It was stairs.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:45 PM (S2VsH)
That is fuunnnnnny.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:47 PM (kKHcp)
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2016/12/06/
why_is_trump_seemingly_ignoring_loyalists_and_courting_his_critics
(remove space)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 01:47 PM (NOIQH)
No, not at all. I just think it's a waste of time.
The left in Congress is already freaking out and promising to do whatever they can to stop Pruitt's nomination. This appears to be the hill they want to die on. Whether they can or not remains an open question.
But clearly meeting with Gore and DiCaprio bought exactly zero goodwill with Congress so I don't see it as being useful at all.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:46 PM (xeeHA)
Me too. I'd meter out access to them in a niggardly fashion (at ease, SJWs), just to show them that the tail doesn't wag the dog.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:48 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:47 PM (kKHcp)
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THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S BIG AND FAT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 08, 2016 01:48 PM (xeeHA)
"Oh no,Leonardo DeCaprio met with Trump to talk about "green jobs".Should we worry?"
Green jobs? Yeah right. More likely they talked about what Bill Clinton and Vernon Jordan talked about on the golf course. And Dicaprio will not attack him now either.
Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2016 01:48 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2016 01:48 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Lena Poopham at December 08, 2016 01:49 PM (vtcmf)
Yeah I think Grace's idea of cooking is takeout.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:49 PM (39g3+)
15 BUCKS AN HOUR!
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As always, the real minimum wage is 0.00 dollars per hour.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:50 PM (kKHcp)
485 Michael Moore made it to the 3rd level of Trump Tower before being thrown out, right? Still chuckling about that one.
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2016 01:44 PM (a0IVu)
Is Moore trying to recycle that bit from "Roger and Me" where he kept trying to get in to talk to the auto company CEO?
Mikey, you can't pass as some sort of representative of the average Blue Collar Joe now.
A. Everyone knows you are now a very rich fat Commie slob, not a poor fat Commie slob.
B. The average Blue Collar Joe voted for Trump and wants you to leave him the hell alone.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 01:50 PM (u0lmX)
[Reading Maciavelli]"The prince will always be to win over to himself with the greatest
ease those men who in the beginning of a principality had been enemies,
and who are of such quality that to maintain themselves they need
somewhere to lean."
"In other words, they've just been decimated, they've just been wiped
out, the prince has just made mincemeat of 'em. Associating with the
prince is the only hope they have of staying relevant in the
principality, i.e., politics. These people "are all the more forced to
serve him faithfully as they know it is more necessary for them to
cancel out with deeds the sinister opinion one has taken of them."
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 01:50 PM (NOIQH)
I'm near 100% sure that the taste of Trump's ass came up in conversation during Romney's dinner.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 01:51 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 08, 2016 01:52 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 08, 2016 01:50 PM (kKHcp)
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Some day everyone will suddenly realize that money != wealth and that you can't make people wealthier by just doubling their salary. The amount of wealth they create is no different so the net effect is just inflationary and nothing else. If you want to get paid more, create more wealth.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 08, 2016 01:52 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 08, 2016 01:52 PM (EZDs2)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:52 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at December 08, 2016 01:52 PM (vtcmf)
Already made the ginger, garlic, parsley butter. Oatmeal, craisin, chocolate chip cookies are next. Then then the dry rubbed pork roast.
What next?
Yeah, I know - you all care so very much...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 01:53 PM (lalCH)
He's giving us a master's seminar in the Art of Winning and having fun while you do it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 08, 2016 01:53 PM (Kfxxl)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2016 01:47 PM (SIY7D)
I think so too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:53 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:54 PM (xeeHA)
Sophia once said "everything you see, I owe to spaghetti" so I don't think she'd be down with the low carb thing.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 01:54 PM (u0lmX)
Well, lets put it this way: if he surprises us it won't be on the side of disappointment - we've come to expect that from the GOP.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: MWTexas at December 08, 2016 01:55 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 08, 2016 01:56 PM (Kfxxl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:55 PM (39g3+)
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've developed an immunity to shock at GOP fecklessness.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 08, 2016 01:56 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Lena Poopham at December 08, 2016 01:56 PM (vtcmf)
Yeah well, me either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 01:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at December 08, 2016 01:57 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 08, 2016 01:58 PM (Kfxxl)
How the hell do I make scalloped or au gratin from scratch? Damn, but I do love the internet!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 01:58 PM (lalCH)
Already made the ginger, garlic, parsley butter. Oatmeal, craisin, chocolate chip cookies are next. Then then the dry rubbed pork roast.
What next?
The scotch.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 01:59 PM (784ZQ)
The left in Congress is already freaking out and promising to do whatever they can to stop Pruitt's nomination. This appears to be the hill they want to die on. Whether they can or not remains an open question.
But clearly meeting with Gore and DiCaprio bought exactly zero goodwill with Congress so I don't see it as being useful at all.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
I have to respectfully disagree. I think Trump is using a very effective management style, viz., surround yourself with good people whose judgment you trust, delegate to them, and devote yourself to setting broad directions and pressing the flesh, in essence being the public face of the outfit. Focus on the Big Picture, leave it to your subordinates to make it happen.
Can you imagine Trump doing his Jimmy Carter impression, and drawing up the schedule for the White House tennis courts? That's the extreme opposite management style, and you saw how that worked out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:59 PM (SRKgf)
I see this more as a bone to his very AGW supporting daughter who is amongst if not the single most important of his supporters.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 01:40 PM (/tuJf)
I put that into a Golden Scalp Weasel. You let people talk, you let them get their complaint off their chest. They see you listening and even if they learn you do not agree they go away feeling better. They got their hearing, and for most people that's enough satisfaction. Sure, there will be some persistent nutters, but the vast majority just want someone to hear them out, and they perceive you as being fair to them.
I take complaint calls at the office and I have learned that just doing that is really the key point.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Laments of the Pansie Liners sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 08, 2016 01:59 PM (hLRSq)
Michael Moore made it to the 3rd level of Trump Tower before being thrown out, right?
Security didn't stop him that's the floor they sell the taco bowls on
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 08, 2016 01:59 PM (lKyWE)
[Reading Maciavelli]"The prince will always be to win over to himself with the greatest
ease those men who in the beginning of a principality had been enemies,
and who are of such quality that to maintain themselves they need
somewhere to lean."
"In other words, they've just been decimated, they've just been wiped
out, the prince has just made mincemeat of 'em. Associating with the
prince is the only hope they have of staying relevant in the
principality, i.e., politics. These people "are all the more forced to
serve him faithfully as they know it is more necessary for them to
cancel out with deeds the sinister opinion one has taken of them."
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2016 01:50 PM (NOIQH)
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Makes me wonder if Trump acting bombastic is just an act so his enemies will underestimate him. I'm thinking now about Olenna Tyrell :The Queen of Thorns from the GoT books where she acts like a hobbled old woman but is in actuality very sharp and cunning.
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 02:00 PM (BDZWU)
On today's Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, we'll introduce you to the world's most unfortunate toilet.
Posted by: Robin Leach at December 08, 2016 02:01 PM (S2VsH)
I'm surprised he made it to the 3rd floor without passing out.
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 02:01 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Lena Poopham at December 08, 2016 02:02 PM (vtcmf)
Catherine Denevue probably appreciates a good meal too, but she'd have her chef cook it.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 02:02 PM (u0lmX)
I take complaint calls at the office and I have learned that just doing that is really the key point.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Laments of the Pansie Liners sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 08, 2016 01:59 PM (hLRSq)
The power of nodding thoughtfully and murmuring, "Go on" or "Hmmm. I see" is truly amazing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 02:02 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: rickb223
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Well, I'm in Virginia so I think that is illegal before 8pm.
So I went with The Bourbon - just to safe.
(Hey! Bonanza just started - it's late enough in the day to start...)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 02:02 PM (lalCH)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2016 02:03 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2016 02:04 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Robin Leach at December 08, 2016 02:01 PM (S2VsH)
Some one should put a sign on the toilet:
"PRESIDENT TRUMP, HALP ME! I AM STUCK UNDER LENA DUNHAM'S ASS!"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 08, 2016 02:04 PM (u0lmX)
"Outlook not so good"
Posted by: A Magic Rock at December 08, 2016 12:52 PM (8ZskC)
Well, I am in Arizona right now, fortunately nowhere near Sedona, and when I go on a spirit quest, I go to the WalMart liquor aisle, and nearly always find some.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2016 02:04 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2016 02:04 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Independent George at December 08, 2016 02:04 PM (BDZWU)
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Oh, yeah, we haven't tried it in the kitchen yet! Grace, you wait for me in the library. I won't be 3 minutes!
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 08, 2016 02:05 PM (zke7T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2016 02:05 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 08, 2016 02:05 PM (Kfxxl)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Laments of the Pansie Liners sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 08, 2016 01:59 PM (hLRSq)
The power of nodding thoughtfully and murmuring, "Go on" or "Hmmm. I see" is truly amazing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 02:02 PM (SRKgf)
You will always have people that are 100% against you.
Then there are the 50 & 25% who are against you. Doing the above may shift those numbers to being more in your favor.
Trump did, after all, win back the Reagan Democrats.
How? By appearing even keeled. Who didn't he win over?
The 100% against him media and KOS kids.
And he never was.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2016 02:05 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 08, 2016 02:06 PM (KUaJL)
Did you hear the latest? At the Inaugural processional, Trump's limo will be followed by members of the White House Press Corps, walking behind the car in chains.
Posted by: vivi at December 08, 2016 02:06 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:59 PM (0mRoj)
A couple of planetoids with their own weather systems!
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2016 02:06 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2016 12:39 PM (0mRoj)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: Raider Nation - Silence the Queefs at December 08, 2016 02:06 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Santa Claus at December 08, 2016 02:07 PM (suO/a)
And she might cook it wearing only an apron. But Dawn Wells would cook up fried chicken and corn on the cob then feed it to you while sitting on your lap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2016 02:07 PM (39g3+)
Let's see how it works out. Successful management means you bring people to your view through leadership. If the left comes around, I will agree it's successful. If they remain in their current position and fight against this, I see no success at all.
And let's not forget, Ivanka is a very big AGW supporter and Trump leans on her heavily, perhaps as much as any of his advisors. The meeting with Gore was actually a meeting with her that Trump decided to sit in on. I still think this is more about appeasing her than anything else.
It's rather trivial. This isn't business, it's government and not everything that works in business works in government when it comes to management style.
I suspect Trump will find that out soon enough.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2016 02:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: LASue at December 08, 2016 02:07 PM (R2dMB)
If one of those who can open it would drop a tinyurl or a bit.ly I'd appreciate it.
TIA
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 08, 2016 02:07 PM (+tRIN)
Sophia looks like she'd have her bodyguards beat the living shit out of me.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at December 08, 2016 02:08 PM (zke7T)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
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So, ace double-posted this thread again?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 08, 2016 02:08 PM (lalCH)
She just wants to keep the audience happy.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 08, 2016 02:08 PM (13dPG)
So, the movie will be available on demand just 4 days after it comes out in theaters? I guess I can skip the theater.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2016 02:09 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 08, 2016 01:06 PM (mBnZ5)
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Catcher's mitt.
Posted by: Jeff Foxworth at December 08, 2016 01:09 PM (q4vT/)
Horse collar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2016 01:22 PM (SRKgf)
Gandalf's sleeve
Posted by: josephistan at December 08, 2016 01:32 PM (7HtZB)
...........
The Doomsday Machine from Star Trek
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2016 02:13 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: LASue at December 08, 2016 02:14 PM (R2dMB)
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at December 08, 2016 02:21 PM (KLyOA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2016 02:25 PM (hZtMJ)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 08, 2016 03:15 PM (Cn+fo)
Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2016 03:19 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Ken at December 08, 2016 03:32 PM (gRmcL)
Posted by: jd at December 08, 2016 03:55 PM (c2pxW)
Just go away.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at December 08, 2016 05:31 PM (hKDRi)
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 09, 2016 05:46 AM (+9AX9)
Posted by: iowaan at December 09, 2016 09:14 AM (6QxYD)
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