White Reactionary Declares a Boycott Against Progressive Bastions!

It's Shaun King again, the White Man Who Plays a Black Man in Protest Rallies, demanding a boycott against San Francisco, New York City, and Standing Rock, North Dakota to force the progressive governments there to stop giving lip-service to the Social Justice Warriors and give them real Social Justice War.

I think it's a fantastic idea.

As King told Joyner, the proposed strategy includes:

"A full tourism boycott"
"A comprehensive divestment plan where we ask people to pull their money out of banks, financial institutions, and investment plans in which we have determined that those institutions either directly support racial injustice or police brutality in those cities or have chosen to remain completely silent in the midst of this national crisis."
"A targeted national boycott of businesses in those cities that have either directly supported injustice or have remained painfully silent in the face of it."
"[Disruption of] cities by protest designed to inconvenience and shut down both commerce and government."
King, who took a job as a justice columnist at The Daily News last year, said that the boycott phase of the project will begin after the 43 day window has expired.
"In essence right now what we're making is a threat," he acknowledged on Monday.

Posted by: Ace at 06:51 PM

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1
It's about a white man playing a black man playing a black man playing a white man.

Posted by: Victoricephus, Victoricephus at December 05, 2016 06:53 PM (vZ9Fw)

2 st

Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2016 06:53 PM (qJhUV)

3 Boycott San Francisco? More like a Trannycott!

Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2016 06:53 PM (jBuUi)

4 Count me in.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 05, 2016 06:54 PM (cifgw)

5 Shaun King again, the White Man Who Plays a Black Man in Protest Rallies,

Halp!

Ace, or someone, please explain this to me:

Is this guy's persona a parody of something, or is he "real"? Does the MSM fall for his ruse?

I'm so confused!

Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2016 06:55 PM (jBuUi)

6 King, who took a job as a justice columnist at The Daily News last year, said that the boycott phase of the project will begin after the 43 day window has expired.

"In essence right now what we're making is a threat," he acknowledged on Monday.

He seems nice.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2016 06:55 PM (qUNWi)

7 This is almost as big as when Rapper Dee Dee King released his first Rap Album in 1989!

https://youtu.be/rAl-xzN8e-M

Posted by: dc at December 05, 2016 06:56 PM (oY/R7)

8 So the tourism boycott on the south and west sides of Chiraq is now official? Stop the tour buses!!!

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 06:56 PM (fWLrt)

9 It's about a white man playing a black man playing a black man playing a white man.

Go on....

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2016 06:56 PM (qUNWi)

10 Damn, working at work sucked. Evening Horde.

Wait....Shaun King is still a thing? I mean, if I greased down my hair, got a tan, grew a little mustache, and called myself black.....well, I think we can all agree on how awesomely that would go for me.

How the fuck is it that this guy gets a pass?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 05, 2016 06:57 PM (89UPP)

11 Boycott (in) Harry Reid's basement.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 06:57 PM (fWLrt)

12 That would be big hit for Standing Rock. Last year, they broke their all-time-high for tourism...13!

Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at December 05, 2016 06:57 PM (aqgZS)

13 Pushing down the GAINZ.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 06:57 PM (MQZBa)

14 ALTERNATE TITLE: Small Boy Stamps Feet, Demands Civil War.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2016 06:58 PM (8ZskC)

15 Shaun King and Rachel Dolezal actually have a child together. A plaid one.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 06:58 PM (fWLrt)

16 The REAL reason people boycott SF:

Local judge just made shitting, pissing and masturbating in public TOTALLY LEGAL in SF:

His reasoning? The street bums can't pay the fines for "public nuisance" behavior anyway, so why bother even citing them?

Consequently, the city will become even more feculent than before.

Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2016 06:58 PM (jBuUi)

17 43 day window? He can hold his breath that long?

Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2016 06:59 PM (2RVmA)

18 43 day window? He can hold his breath that long?

It's worth a shot!

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2016 06:59 PM (qUNWi)

19 Local judge just made shitting, pissing and masturbating in public TOTALLY LEGAL in SF:

His reasoning? The street bums can't pay the fines for "public nuisance" behavior anyway, so why bother even citing them?

I can't pay the fine for shooting at seals so if I promise to aim better, can I go back to it?

Posted by: Francisco Sanchez at December 05, 2016 07:00 PM (8ZskC)

20 Top 20

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2016 07:00 PM (Sfs6o)

21 No 40 Acres?

No Mule?

No giant Ag Department Settlement?

No mention of the fact that Santa's workforce consists entirely of tiny white elves?

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 07:00 PM (MQZBa)

22 That's a welcome change from right wingers attacking each other all the time.

Posted by: JohnJ at December 05, 2016 07:00 PM (Tr9jL)

23 Who is this guy?

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 05, 2016 07:01 PM (AeYj+)

24 I have never heard Jill Stein speak before. What a whiny, annoying voice. And she seems really dumb

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 07:01 PM (6IPEM)

25 Boredome - two SJWs enter, one leaves.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:01 PM (fWLrt)

26 Yes. Please do boycott SF. Because SJWs spend SO MUCH money when they go on vacation. Ha! You should have heard the hospitality industry squeal with outrage during the DNC at Moscone Center - losers didn't tip, losers didn't eat in restaurants, losers were filthy... and that was back in 1984!!!

I've already watched the leftists screw the city beyond recognition. A little SJW boycott isn't going to have much impact on the filthy wreck it has become.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 05, 2016 07:02 PM (43OZ6)

27 Just don't shit in a recycle bin because that means war.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2016 07:02 PM (8ZskC)

28 I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude! I *know* who I am!

Posted by: Shaun "Lincoln Osiris" King at December 05, 2016 07:02 PM (GMI6R)

29 Excellent idea. All the hippie baby boomers will surely pull their 401K and IRA's out of Fidelity, Edwin Jones, Vanguard, etc. Right? I mean those companies make money off of big oil, wall street, banks and others who support non-SJW causes.

I expect to see all of those baby boomers hoarding cash instead of having investments in financial institutions.

Excellent, let the fun begin!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at December 05, 2016 07:03 PM (3aBcq)

30 Wahahahahahaha!

Posted by: lowtech redneck at December 05, 2016 07:03 PM (egK2C)

31 Can we get a progressive boycott of Mr. King?

Ban him from the internet, divest his paycheck to the Salvation Army and a disruption of his daily routine with regular ass beatings.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2016 07:03 PM (ej1L0)

32 Stolen Pallor rides again!*

*credit to whomever came up with the hilariously funny "Stolen Pallor" moniker

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 07:04 PM (0mRoj)

33 It's about a white man playing a black man playing a black man playing a white man.

--

*yawn*
Wake me when he gets transjennered.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 07:04 PM (Om16U)

34 Shaun King?

Fcuk that guy in particular

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2016 07:04 PM (KCxzN)

35 Robert Downey Jr. is more black than Shaun King.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 07:04 PM (z/Ubi)

36 A bit of shit or piss or semen on the ground in SF isn't a problem, but if some MF drops any rice-a-roni, there'll be hell to pay.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:04 PM (fWLrt)

37 He looks black to me.

Posted by: Ted Danson at December 05, 2016 07:05 PM (8ZskC)

38 Robert Downey Jr. is more black than Shaun King.

Edgar Winter is more black than Shaun King.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 05, 2016 07:05 PM (IcT7t)

39 King, who took a job as a justice columnist at The Daily News last year

And The Daily News wonders why they're going down in flames

Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2016 07:05 PM (qJhUV)

40

1. WTF did ND ever do

2. Tourism on the ND reservations? You must be joking. Its a fucking ghetto

3. ND protesters are making IEDs, and mutilating cattle and horses. Fuck these guys

4. National boycott of stores? Pray tell, what stores are on the res? Makes East St Louis look like Paris

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2016 07:05 PM (h5vZk)

41 Still haven't the foggiest idea of what these dyspeptic pricks want.

Are they really asking that cops stop policing predominately black areas?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2016 07:05 PM (1G5R8)

42 The North Dakota folks won't stand for the threatened boycott. Likely they'll tell him:

"....look here, paleface, that shit ain't gonna cut it!"

Oh, to have video clip of that actually happening!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 07:06 PM (v5iqM)

43 Anyone organizing calling The Daily News and asking them why they are paying a guy that is admitting to threatening cities with chaos and disruption?

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 07:06 PM (z/Ubi)

44 Someone should point out to King (of bozos) that real wars have neutral parties. It's only the fake ones that don't. QED...

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 05, 2016 07:06 PM (GMI6R)

45 I'm surprised some black guy hasn't beaten the holy fuck out of Sean King yet for trying to pass as black.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 05, 2016 07:07 PM (43OZ6)

46 2. Tourism on the ND reservations? You must be joking. Its a fucking ghetto

Not if you have an empty liquor bottle collection. It's a goldmine for prospectors.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:07 PM (fWLrt)

47 27 Just don't shit in a recycle bin because that means war.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2016 07:02 PM (8ZskC)

No, no, feces are recyclable! Look at Anthony Weiner's run for mayor.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 07:07 PM (iMxBJ)

48 "Feculent". That's a good word.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

49 I will forever think that "Stolen Pallor" is the best play on words I've ever read. The phrase originated with this douchecanoe. I forget who came up with it, but Thank You.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 07:07 PM (OUpHg)

50 "Justice columnist"? Dafuq?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 07:08 PM (QlyN5)

51 I am Talcum X!

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:08 PM (7qAYi)

52 Local judge just made shitting, pissing and masturbating in public TOTALLY LEGAL in SF:

His reasoning? The street bums can't pay the fines for "public nuisance" behavior anyway, so why bother even citing them?
Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2016 06:58 PM (jBuUi)

No longer will our nation's homeless be forced to suffer the indignity of masturbating in library bathrooms!

Posted by: SJW at December 05, 2016 07:08 PM (egK2C)

53

The leader of the ND protests, Dave Archambault

RUNS THE ONLY FUCKING GAS STATION, WITH UNDERGROUND TANKS

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2016 07:08 PM (h5vZk)

54

THE ND PIPELINE MIRRORS THE PATH IF AN ALREADY EXISTING NATURAL GAS PIPELINE

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2016 07:09 PM (h5vZk)

55 What exactly is a justice columnist?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 07:09 PM (hJrjt)

56 >>>A comprehensive divestment plan<<<

Say what? Homey, you're tripping.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2016 07:10 PM (hOptz)

57 King's anal bleaching ended in a horrible accident.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:10 PM (fWLrt)

58

Its all bull shit

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2016 07:10 PM (h5vZk)

59 51 I am Talcum X!
Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:08 PM (7qAYi)

Also hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 07:10 PM (0mRoj)

60 Fight the powder !

Posted by: Talcum X at December 05, 2016 07:10 PM (8/DeP)

61 >>What exactly is a justice columnist?

Fake news person.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2016 07:10 PM (/tuJf)

62 16 The REAL reason people boycott SF:

Local judge just made shitting, pissing and masturbating in public TOTALLY LEGAL in SF:

His reasoning? The street bums can't pay the fines for "public nuisance" behavior anyway, so why bother even citing them?

Consequently, the city will become even more feculent than before.
Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2016 06:58 PM (jBuUi)

If we conservatives had any real activist DNA, we would organize a massive "Shit In" where we would fly in from all over the country by the hundreds of thousands just to crap and piss all over the city. Make it an annual thing.

Posted by: Keith at December 05, 2016 07:10 PM (USf3s)

63 I'm surprised some black guy hasn't beaten the holy fuck out of Sean King yet for trying to pass as black.
Posted by: kathysaysso

You kidding? They're probably flattered.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 07:11 PM (QlyN5)

64 I think there are Finnish players in the NHL who are blacker than this fraudulent and feculant dipshit.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 07:11 PM (hJrjt)

65 So, boycott North Dakota for three days in winter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 07:11 PM (IqV8l)

66 Long day at work. Just logged on and saw ace made breitbart! Good shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2016 07:11 PM (89T5c)

67 He's a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude!

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:11 PM (7qAYi)

68 Also, "justice columnist" is one of those things that only sounds cogent if you don't think about it. Letting their dick out on the SJW antics and pantomime with that one.

Were they not a joke, it might be "legal columnist" or (less of a joke) "social issues" or "rights and the law". HURR DURR WE COLUMTATES FOR JUSTISSES HURR

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 05, 2016 07:11 PM (GMI6R)

69 And, shit. Insomniac beat me to it.
And, yes - Talcum X is funny as hell, too.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 07:11 PM (OUpHg)

70 Wanker!

Posted by: C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man at December 05, 2016 07:12 PM (JO9+V)

71 He's as black as Ben Jealous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 07:12 PM (IqV8l)

72
If we conservatives had any real activist DNA, we would organize a massive "Shit In" where we would fly in from all over the country by the hundreds of thousands just to crap and piss all over the city. Make it an annual thing

Just mention that Trump is planning a YUGE rally there to celebrate his victory. It will take care of itself.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:12 PM (fWLrt)

73 Just mention that Trump is planning a YUGE rally there to celebrate his victory. It will take care of itself.
Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:12 PM (fWLrt)

But, of course.

Posted by: Keith at December 05, 2016 07:13 PM (USf3s)

74 Al Jolson was #BlackerThanShaun

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:13 PM (7qAYi)

75 Wait, Shaun King is Shaun White? The snowboarder guy?
He's King of the Half Pipe? What?
Damn it, I can't keep up with these kids
What's he want now?

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 05, 2016 07:13 PM (vCA4F)

76 Wait - an SJW boycott of NewYork, San Francisco and LA to bring about all out race war? Wow. This is awesome- hold on a minute let me grab my popcorn to watch all this hot SJW on SJW action.

Wait - Shaun King said this? Shit. Never mind.

Btw - does Mr King realize he works for the NEW YORK Daily News? A tabloid in one of the cities that he wants to boycott? Or is he too stupid to even realize that?

OK forget I asked.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 05, 2016 07:13 PM (peblA)

77 38
Robert Downey Jr. is more black than Shaun King.

Edgar Winter is more black than Shaun King.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of
Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 05, 2016 07:05 PM (IcT7t)

But RDJ did impressively play an Australian method actor playing a black GI in Tropic Thunder. I guess he was better than Shaun King.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 05, 2016 07:14 PM (jK8Z7)

78
His demand for a penis enlarger is not reasonable. He should buy ltems like that with his own money.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 05, 2016 07:15 PM (OleKa)

79 38
Robert Downey Jr. is more black than Shaun King.

Edgar Winter is more black than Shaun King.

Lizzie Warren is more black than Shaun King.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:15 PM (fWLrt)

80 These people are fucking stupid.

Posted by: Bag of Hammers at December 05, 2016 07:15 PM (89T5c)

81 66 Long day at work. Just logged on and saw ace made breitbart! Good shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2016 07:11 PM (89T5c)

+++

Went there, saw it. I am so proud of Ace.

*dabs eyes with paper-towel as I am out of Kleenex*

Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2016 07:15 PM (CFc5L)

82 Hey zombie!

Sorry for the O/T, but trying to be in same thread with you for a bit.

Am I correct that it was you with the inside scoop on EVOO? Recently came across a news item in this and wondered if you'd seen it.

Now have to go find it again

Posted by: ibguy at December 05, 2016 07:15 PM (vUcdz)

83 Shaun King and Rachel what's her face are the perfect example of so many dysfunctions and hypocrisies on the left it's tiresome to even try and list them.

Posted by: Keith at December 05, 2016 07:16 PM (USf3s)

84 None more black than Shaun King

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at December 05, 2016 07:16 PM (JO9+V)

85 26
Yes. Please do boycott SF. Because SJWs spend SO MUCH money when they go
on vacation. Ha! You should have heard the hospitality industry squeal
with outrage during the DNC at Moscone Center - losers didn't tip,
losers didn't eat in restaurants, losers were filthy... and that was
back in 1984!!!

I've already watched the leftists screw the city
beyond recognition. A little SJW boycott isn't going to have much
impact on the filthy wreck it has become.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 05, 2016 07:02 PM (43OZ6)

Democratic conventions (county, state, and national) are populated by many, many schoolteachers. They have the summers off and the collectivist, nanny state idology.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 05, 2016 07:16 PM (jK8Z7)

86 Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2016 06:58 PM (jBuUi)
I haven't been to San Francisco in ten years and I have no plans to go anytime soon.
We stayed at a fancy hotel on Market right around the corner from union square. I never felt scared but there are sketchy bums everywhere.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 07:16 PM (Q5Ymk)

87 79 38
Robert Downey Jr. is more black than Shaun King.

Edgar Winter is more black than Shaun King.

Lizzie Warren is more black than Shaun King.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:15 PM (fWLrt)

Rose Leslie is more black than Shaun King.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 05, 2016 07:16 PM (89UPP)

88 He ain't no ways tahrd.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 07:17 PM (QlyN5)

89 Does this mean the riots are off?

Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2016 07:17 PM (jkkMG)

90 The Tim Burton regulars are more blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 07:17 PM (VdICR)

91 Al Jolsen is more black

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at December 05, 2016 07:18 PM (aOqpx)

92 The NHL is more black than Shaun King.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:18 PM (fWLrt)

93 Just savoring the horde doing its thing, have nothing to add, don't even know who this idiot King is.

Hilarious.

As you were. Carry on.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2016 07:18 PM (QDnY+)

94 I was downtown today SF over by the YB Gardens.
Homeless guy with a cart was weaving through traffic on Mission Street.
Waving a huge meat cleaver.
He got tackled pretty quick.

Posted by: navybrat at December 05, 2016 07:18 PM (w7KSn)

95 Shaun King has the biggest Kwanzaa party on his entire block. He's the real deal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2016 07:18 PM (8ZskC)

96 So Shaun King is a white guy self identifying as a black guy, or is it as a black woman?
Can he change the racial group he identifies with--say, on a weekly basis--like changing his underwear?
On second thought I don't imagine he changes his underwear very often.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 07:18 PM (hJrjt)

97 But I'm sure it is quite illegal to light up a cigarette on the street in San Francisco right?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2016 07:18 PM (qJhUV)

98 Golly!

Posted by: 2nd Jive Dude at December 05, 2016 07:18 PM (JO9+V)

99 I would suspect anyone who listens to him probably doesn't have a whole lot of money to hold back from anything or any destination. Maybe I'm wrong.......

Posted by: Molly k. at December 05, 2016 07:19 PM (ITucM)

100 Freaking snow is blacker than Shaun King. Lilies too.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 05, 2016 07:19 PM (/h4IO)

101 MSNBC is blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 07:19 PM (hJrjt)

102 Mrs Caesar and I went to SF a couple of years ago. First exit off the 101, there at the stop light, was a bum pissing in the street. Good times.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 05, 2016 07:19 PM (jK8Z7)

103 Shaun King? He's a honky, yo.

Posted by: Casper, your friendly ghost at December 05, 2016 07:20 PM (89T5c)

104 Didn't he throw his mother under the bus, calling her a slut so he couldn't know really who is actual dad is?

Thus proving he's not a black guy.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 07:20 PM (z/Ubi)

105 I'm more black than Shaun King ... because light literally can't escape my mass.

Posted by: Brian Dennehey at December 05, 2016 07:20 PM (uY7lI)

106 "A comprehensive divestment plan where we ask people to pull their money out of banks, financial institutions, and investment plans in which we have determined that those institutions either directly support racial injustice or police brutality in those cities or have chosen to remain completely silent in the midst of this national crisis."

Dude thinks his shit is bigger than it really is.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:20 PM (VtwaX)

107 The visible spectrum is #BlackerThanShaun

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:20 PM (7qAYi)

108 We don't use the term "bum" today. They are "indigeous indigents"

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:20 PM (fWLrt)

109 President Obama's advisors are blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 05, 2016 07:20 PM (89UPP)

110 i pity the fool who's whiter than Shaun King.

Posted by: Mr. T, a Spokesman for the Black Community at December 05, 2016 07:21 PM (8ZskC)

111 Mrs Caesar and I went to SF a couple of years ago.
First exit off the 101, there at the stop light, was a bum pissing in
the street. Good times.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 05, 2016 07:19 PM (jK8Z7)

Reminds me of rush night at the Delta House

Posted by: Pinto at December 05, 2016 07:21 PM (JO9+V)

112 Read sayanythingblog.com or inforum for the real story on ND

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2016 07:21 PM (h5vZk)

113 Shaun King is so white he could get an editor's gig at the Huffington Post.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2016 07:21 PM (8ZskC)

114 So they're all going to kill themselves? Good.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2016 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

115 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S HURTING LIBERALS THE MOST.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at December 05, 2016 07:21 PM (VdICR)

116 Eleanor Roosevelt is more black than Shaun F-ing King!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 05, 2016 07:22 PM (peblA)

117 How do you get a job as a justice columnist? What does it pay?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 07:22 PM (hJrjt)

118 Guys named "Sean" are blacker than Shaun.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:22 PM (7qAYi)

119 Clearly, this is Whitelash.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 07:22 PM (MQZBa)

120 I'm more black than Shaun King ... because light literally can't escape my mass.

Posted by: Brian Dennehey at December 05, 2016 07:20 PM (uY7lI)

One letter off.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 05, 2016 07:22 PM (JO9+V)

121 Tide gets your linens and towels their whitest, but not as white as Shaun King.

Posted by: Procter & Gamble at December 05, 2016 07:22 PM (8ZskC)

122 THE TINY TREE CREATURE IS ON THE RACOON'S SHOULDER. WHEN IT WAS BIG, IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at December 05, 2016 07:22 PM (VdICR)

123 I think there are Finnish players in the NHL who are blacker than this fraudulent and feculant dipshit.
#9834 Oh, Suomi!
How I luv ya! #9834
How I luv ya! #9835
#9834 My dear ole Suomi! #9835

Posted by: Al Jussila, Finnish minstrel at December 05, 2016 07:22 PM (JF8tR)

124 Ace is blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 05, 2016 07:23 PM (89UPP)

125 My poop is blacker then Shaun King.

Wait, that's probably not good.

Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2016 07:23 PM (8ikIW)

126 We don't use the term "bum" today. They are "indigeous indigents"

Fuckin' hobos.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:23 PM (VtwaX)

127 #9835

Posted by: Al Jussila, Finnish minstrel at December 05, 2016 07:23 PM (JF8tR)

128 THIS BEN PERSON TALKS ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE OBVIOUS, BECAUSE HE LACKS SOCIAL SKILLS.

Posted by: DAVE BAUTISTA'S CHARACTER at December 05, 2016 07:23 PM (VdICR)

129 Shit! I can't post ampersands any more!

Thanks, Pale Moon update.

Fockers.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2016 07:24 PM (JF8tR)

130
We don't use the term "bum" today. They are "indigeous indigents"
Posted by: Roy

And urban outdoorsmen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 07:24 PM (IqV8l)

131 Hey you SF morons, is the city really much worse than it's been for, well, a long time?

Have a good friend there and should really visit him and his family, but admit I've been less than enthusiastic, generally, about setting foot in the place again.

The smarm, the idiotic racist authoritarian "politics", the ignorance, the easy wealth of the clueless youngsters working for the advertizing, er, "tech" companies. Plus I'm sort of over the food and restaurant thing, as the culinary revolution has spread far and wide, and the value proposition of most restaurants has declined dramatically in recent years.

I admit I would have *loved* to be there on Nov. 9, just going from coffee place to small cafe to coffee place, soaking in the horror, angst, suffering, and panic.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2016 07:24 PM (QDnY+)

132 Oxyclean, so YOU can be as white as Shaun King!

Posted by: Zombie Billy Mays at December 05, 2016 07:24 PM (89T5c)

133

ace stomps ace with a weird race case.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:24 PM (zu88C)

134 #9835
Posted by: Al Jussila

♫

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:24 PM (VtwaX)

135 How come Rachel Dolezal was shamed into oblivion but this idiot is still working?

Posted by: Hamilton at December 05, 2016 07:24 PM (sCjDS)

136 Why does anyone care what these idiots think or say or do?
Idiots gonna idiot.

Posted by: navybrat at December 05, 2016 07:25 PM (w7KSn)

137 #9835
Posted by: Al Jussila

& #9835

Close up the space.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:25 PM (VtwaX)

138 Him heap big paleface

Posted by: Liawatha Warren at December 05, 2016 07:25 PM (USf3s)

139 ♫

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 07:25 PM (VdICR)

140 These shartlickers are really getting on my nerves.

Posted by: oddnot at December 05, 2016 07:25 PM (g1MTt)

141 "How come Rachel Dolezal was shamed into oblivion but this idiot is still working?"

That isn't working -- get your money for nothing...

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:25 PM (iIzG7)

142 81
*dabs eyes with paper-towel as I am out of Kleenex*
Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2016 07:15 PM (CFc5L)

Careful. I gave myself a paper cut once doing that. Owie.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

143 How come Rachel Dolezal was shamed into oblivion but this idiot is still working?

White Patriarchy privilege.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:26 PM (VtwaX)

144 Boycott SF and NYC???

Dude, count me in!!!!!

I didn't read the article, what's the 43 day window?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 07:26 PM (D2vc1)

145 We don't use the term "bum" today. They are "indigeous indigents"

Posted by: Roy

And urban outdoorsmen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 07:24 PM (IqV8l)

A new market for my Urban Sombrero!

Posted by: J. Peterman at December 05, 2016 07:26 PM (JO9+V)

146 But I keep lots of hot sauce in my manbag.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 05, 2016 07:26 PM (QlyN5)

147 & #9835

Close up the space.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:25 PM (VtwaX)

&#9835

Now what?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:26 PM (zc3Db)

148 We don't use the term "bum" today. They are "indigeous indigents"
Fuckin' hobos.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:23 PM (VtwaX)

Yup...and they are "professional" homeless. Crazy, violent, smelly and looking to grift graft wherever they can when not getting high or ass fucking each other.

One of the Horde mentioned Sam Kinison awhile back on how to deal with them....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2016 07:27 PM (ej1L0)

149 Once you go black ...

Posted by: Shaun King at December 05, 2016 07:27 PM (uY7lI)

150 I'll kick his skinny ass.

Posted by: Al Jolson at December 05, 2016 07:27 PM (8ZskC)

151 Shaun King is really a black guy or is he just identifying as one for whatever reason?

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2016 07:27 PM (a0IVu)

152 Shaun King is to blackness as Joe Biden is to razor sharp intellect.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 07:27 PM (hJrjt)

153 Hey you SF morons, is the city really much worse than it's been for, well, a long time?
..........

We're not getting older, we're getting more fabulous!

Posted by: Castro Street Cowboy at December 05, 2016 07:27 PM (HgMAr)

154 The last time I was in S.F. was probably 10 years ago.
I couldn't get over the traffic. It simply did not move, anywhere. I don't know how people make it to their jobs on time, appts., etc. Amazing how the cars just sit there on streets, bridges, highways.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2016 07:27 PM (CFc5L)

155 "Shaun King is really a black guy or is he just identifying as one for whatever reason?"

He's passing.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:28 PM (iIzG7)

156 Good evening. I've been away all the live long day, doing this and that and blah blah blah. I don't have time to read thru 13 different threads, so just tell me. Is there any huge heartbreaking news? Will Hillary Clinton ever be President?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 07:28 PM (dFi94)

157 �le

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:28 PM (7qAYi)

158 It was entered/typed correctly.

It's that now I can't type ampersands in the comment box that Pixyware/#twoweeks recognizes. [e.g. Calvin Hobbes. Starsky Hutch.] Something I could do before today or yesterday.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2016 07:28 PM (JF8tR)

159 Are they all nuts?

It took 5+ minutes to open comments. Is it my ipadbecause I'm listening to Mark Levin on it?

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2016 07:28 PM (sj3Ax)

160 He's passing.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:28 PM (iIzG7)

---

Not really.

Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 07:29 PM (CRotO)

161 Yeah, "justice columnist" is probably a "job" not found in too many poor or moderate-income countries, I'm guessing.

Speaking of idiotic "jobs", yesterday somewhere I saw a reference to a guy at George Mason U.'s center for "climate change communications" or something.

WTFF?

You mean there's an actual specialty to pushing pseudo-scientific religious crap to incurious and ignorant people? Thought that was a skill long extant in the population even before the advent of universities.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2016 07:29 PM (QDnY+)

162 97 But I'm sure it is quite illegal to light up a cigarette on the street in San Francisco right?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2016 07:18 PM (qJhUV)

I'm sure you'd get tased for that.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

163 OT question: how many people care that Madonna has got the sadz about the election. Would I need more my hands to count them all?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 07:30 PM (hJrjt)

164 Why would anyone want to be black since you get persecuted by all the millions and millions of racists that live in this country?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 07:30 PM (6IPEM)

165 "OT question: how many people care that Madonna has got the sadz about the election."

About as many as thought she really was going to trade beejers for votes.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (iIzG7)

166
Shaun King so whack, dog, and I aint feelin' it, know'm sayin?

Posted by: J-Roc at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (zu88C)

167 Quentin Tarantino is blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (QlyN5)

168 Gene Wilder in Silver Streak was more believable

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (JO9+V)

169 BWAA HAAA HAAA. I grew up in ND and I had never heard of the Standing Rock reservation before the pipeline protests. There is very little tourism there and the FB meme makers for the protest often borrow pictures, someone called them out for using woodstock (the music festival) once. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody is often also feeding the newsies footage from other events, but I think they do get some real footage sometimes.

Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (dkExz)

170 Hey Krapernick??

How was that beatdown at Soldier Field?

More sacks than yards....LOL.

Fuck you and your idol, Castro (who I believe is being hidden in Krap's afro).

Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (CRotO)

171 ♫

Now what?

♫ should make the music note.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (VtwaX)

172 165 "OT question: how many people care that Madonna has got the sadz about the election."

About as many as thought she really was going to trade beejers for votes.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (iIzG7)

Was she going to leave her teeth in or take them out?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (0mRoj)

173 163
OT question: how many people care that Madonna has got the sadz about
the election. Would I need more my hands to count them all?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 07:30 PM (hJrjt)
She is ashamed to be an American and the best response to that was someone saying 'I am ashamed she is an American too'.

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (a0IVu)

174 Will Hillary Clinton ever be President?

Grammie ... I wouldn't bet the farm against it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2016 07:32 PM (uY7lI)

175 I'm sure you'd get tased for that.
I wish.

Posted by: zombie eric garner at December 05, 2016 07:32 PM (JF8tR)

176 A new market for my Urban Sombrero!

Posted by: J. Peterman at December 05, 2016 07:26 PM

Wear it with your fcuking pancho

http://tinyurl.com/zo3lrph

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2016 07:32 PM (KCxzN)

177 I missed the health thread but I've been diligent about sticking to my Tequila/Lime diet.

Thank you for all your support in this difficult endeavor.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at December 05, 2016 07:32 PM (uz/Pv)

178 Such a cute little rebel.

Posted by: Castro Street Cowboy at December 05, 2016 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

179 Shaun King so whack, dog, and I aint feelin' it, know'm sayin?
Posted by: J-Roc at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (zu88C)

He a punk-ass bitch, yo.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at December 05, 2016 07:32 PM (8ZskC)

180 Over at Breitbart, they say that Colonel Allen West went to the Trump Tower to meet with Team Trump...

Dear Lord,
if you give Col. West a position in Trump's administration, I promise I'll be good forever and never ever ask you for anything else as long as I live.
Amen.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 05, 2016 07:33 PM (oQQwD)

181 El DeBarge is blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 07:33 PM (0mRoj)

182 Fake, but Blackurate.

Posted by: Shaun King at December 05, 2016 07:33 PM (QlyN5)

183 181 El DeBarge is blacker than Shaun King.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 07:33 PM (0mRoj)

---

Duh.

El DeBarge is mixed.

Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 07:33 PM (CRotO)

184 ♫

Now what?

& #9834 - ♪

& #9835 - ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:34 PM (VtwaX)

185 165 "OT question: how many people care that Madonna has got the sadz about the election."

About as many as thought she really was going to trade beejers for votes.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (iIzG7)

Apparently there's a babe in Italy who made the same promise re: yesterday's vote & is organizing a tour to live up to her promise. Story was on Drudge earlier.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:34 PM (7qAYi)

186 Wear it with your fcuking pancho

Why all the hate on Pancho?
I drank the whiskey, he drank the wine.

Posted by: Cisco Kid at December 05, 2016 07:34 PM (8ikIW)

187
Will Hillary Clinton ever be President?

Grammie ... I wouldn't bet the farm against it.

It ain't Oveur until it's Oveur, Roger?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 07:34 PM (IqV8l)

188 If we conservatives had any real activist DNA, we would organize a massive "Shit In" where we would fly in from all over the country by the hundreds of thousands just to crap and piss all over the city. Make it an annual thing.

Posted by: Keith at December 05, 2016 07:10 PM (USf3s)

And ace would have organized a "Fap In" and flown in hundreds of Moron preverts to... well, you know.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 05, 2016 07:34 PM (n8tHU)

189 Shaun King would be invisible in a blizzard.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 07:34 PM (hJrjt)

190 183 181 El DeBarge is blacker than Shaun King.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 07:33 PM (0mRoj)

---

Duh.

El DeBarge is mixed.
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 07:33 PM (CRotO)

It's a joke. Ever watch In Living Color?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 07:34 PM (0mRoj)

191 About as many as thought she really was going to trade beejers for votes.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:31 PM (iIzG7)

At least that singer chick in Italy is going to actually give out a some knobbers to a hand-picked selection of some dudes that voted "No!"

Posted by: Liawatha Warren at December 05, 2016 07:34 PM (USf3s)

192 Oh nooos...
No patchouli, man buns and jihad scarves...
I'm wilting, wilting.....

Posted by: NYC in throes of SJW boycott and divestment at December 05, 2016 07:34 PM (9p3vC)

193 I don't consider this a call for boycott by a Black organization but rather by a bunch of communists using a black organization as cover.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 05, 2016 07:35 PM (lPDqu)

194 Shaun King: "I was born a poor black child..."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:35 PM (iIzG7)

195 oops sock off

Posted by: Keith at December 05, 2016 07:35 PM (USf3s)

196 Which is more demanding - life coach or justice columnist? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (Tyii7)

197 & #9834 - ♪

& #9835 - ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:34 PM (VtwaX)

Okay .. let me try again:

&#9834

&#9835

My keyboard must be broken ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (zc3Db)

198 ♪

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (7qAYi)

199 I'm very wary of Trump. Mark played clip of Al Gore after meeting with Trump & daughter.
WTH? We know Ivanka is a liberal & Donald is what?

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (sj3Ax)

200 Google (spit) is looking for a "conservative outreach director"?

Hilarious.

David Brooks? Bill Kristol? John Kasich?

Why would the huge advertizing, er, "tech" company need "conservative outreach" help?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (QDnY+)

201 And if you don't like it, p-p-p-p-p-p-pass the blunt to the Shaun King on your left.

Posted by: Jimmy at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (JF8tR)

202 SO what in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on with this recount thingy?

I keep hearing it's dead, then not, then dead, then not...

please advise

Posted by: groovemetal at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (ficNf)

203 Which is more demanding - life coach or justice columnist? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks

Justice coach.

Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (8ikIW)

204 Obama ...

hold on ...

Yes. Obama is more black thank Shaun King.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 07:37 PM (VdICR)

205 "took a job as a justice columnist"

oh, jeez ...

... nope, can't stop chuckling ...

... be back later.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at December 05, 2016 07:37 PM (GdgAM)

206 So, 43 days...?

What happens in 43 days, hmmmmm?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2016 07:37 PM (iynDC)

207 "Shaun King: "I was born a poor black child...""

Nearly 200 posts before that was posted. It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:38 PM (iIzG7)

208 Shaun King: "I was born a poor black child..."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:35 PM (iIzG7)

He's yet to discover his Special Purpose

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 07:38 PM (JO9+V)

209 I used to think that Hilary paying trolls to argue at conservative blogs wasn't true, but they all up and left after the election. I miss Jimmy Ray. He was kind of fun.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 07:39 PM (6IPEM)

210 206 So, 43 days...?

What happens in 43 days, hmmmmm?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2016 07:37 PM (iynDC)

43 days from today is January 17, so no idea.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

211 "It's like I don't even know you people anymore."

Robert Downey Jr.: "What do you mean, 'you people'?"

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:39 PM (iIzG7)

212 I like this:

King said that he hopes the boycott will expand to other progressive cities in 2017

For a progressive to be targeting progressive cities, that's kind of like crapping in your own nest, isn't it?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 05, 2016 07:39 PM (n8tHU)

213 The BoyCottage is at Bush and Leavenworth.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 05, 2016 07:40 PM (WHVu+)

214 207 "Shaun King: "I was born a poor black child...""

Nearly 200 posts before that was posted. It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:38 PM (iIzG7)

We were busy finding things blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2016 07:40 PM (z/Ubi)

215 You're name is "Shaun King"!
Say it!
You're name is "Shaun King"!

Posted by: zombie owner of kunta kinte at December 05, 2016 07:40 PM (JF8tR)

216 For a progressive to be targeting progressive cities, that's kind of like crapping in your own nest, isn't it?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 05, 2016 07:39 PM (n8tHU)

Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:40 PM (zc3Db)

217

Also read columnist Rob Port to know whats really going on in ND

Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2016 07:40 PM (h5vZk)

218 >>>OT question: how many people care that Madonna has got the sadz about the election.<<<

Frankly, I'm upset that Madonna isn't out there sucking every cock in the USA. Swallow that pride.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2016 07:40 PM (hOptz)

219 Okay .. let me try again:

♪

♫

My keyboard must be broken ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Possibly your browser or settings.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:40 PM (VtwaX)

220 179. Add a hobo femur club in one hand, and a half empty handle of valu rite to the other, and you have the combat uniform of the armed forces of Peruvia. Trim the poncho in hobo fur, and you look like and officer. Only generals wear the full pelt, tied at the ledt shoulder, as a mantle.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 07:40 PM (9l8jG)

221 Possibly your browser or settings.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:40 PM (VtwaX)

Heh. You know I'm just messing with you ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:41 PM (zc3Db)

222 "We were busy finding things blacker than Shaun King."

Steve Martin is blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:41 PM (iIzG7)

223 Why would the huge advertizing, er, "tech" company need "conservative outreach" help?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (QDnY

Maybe the NY Times and CNN and NPR should be looking for a "conservative outreach director."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 05, 2016 07:41 PM (n8tHU)

224 "Shaun King: "I was born a poor black child...""

Nearly 200 posts before that was posted. It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Qoheleth

Shaun King is no Steve Martin.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:41 PM (VtwaX)

225 You know, it would be really fun to tell Shaun King that he's remarkably well spoken.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 07:42 PM (MQZBa)

226 >>Robert Downey Jr.: "What do you mean, 'you people'?"

What do YOU mean, "you people"?

Posted by: Alpa Chino at December 05, 2016 07:42 PM (/tuJf)

227
Shaun King is whiter than Mitt Romney eating vanilla ice cream in a snow storm.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:42 PM (zu88C)

228 202 SO what in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on with this recount thingy?

I keep hearing it's dead, then not, then dead, then not...

please advise
Posted by: groovemetal at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (ficNf)

Send me more money and I will tell you, honest!

Posted by: Jill Stein at December 05, 2016 07:42 PM (mtGE/)

229 Robert Downey Jr. is more black than Shaun King.

Edgar Winter is more black than Shaun King.

Lizzie Warren is more black than Shaun King.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2016 07:15 PM (fWLrt)

Spinal Tap's 'Smell the Glove' album was none more black

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2016 07:42 PM (auHtY)

230 211 "It's like I don't even know you people anymore."

Robert Downey Jr.: "What do you mean, 'you people'?"
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:39 PM (iIzG7)

What do you mean "You people?"

Posted by: Alpa Chino at December 05, 2016 07:42 PM (7qAYi)

231 Heh. You know I'm just messing with you ...

FML

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:43 PM (VtwaX)

232 Couldn't this guy have, at minimum, changed his name to Deshaun King?

If that was racist I denounce myself.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 05, 2016 07:43 PM (hJrjt)

233 I saw a recent pic of Madonna. She looks like an old used up whore. She has had work done on her face or Botox. She isn't aging well.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 07:43 PM (6IPEM)

234
Shaun King is no Steve Martin.
Posted by: rickb223

But he is a jerk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 07:43 PM (IqV8l)

235 Sooo.... is this extortion? or economic terrorism?

or... just business as usual from now on... because...

WAR...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2016 07:43 PM (qf6WZ)

236 You know, it would be really fun to tell Shaun King that he's remarkably well spoken.
Posted by: garrett

Speaks with no negro dialect?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:44 PM (VtwaX)

237 Ivory,
And Ivory,
Live together in perfect harmony...

Posted by: Shaun King's Greatest Hits at December 05, 2016 07:44 PM (3hIZX)

238 Great idea, only problem is a) idiots who follow Shaun King by definition are unlikely to have any money, because they are...how to put this politely? Fucking idiots. And b) people invest in these companies because the investments make money. They make money because the companies provide useful goods and services to humanity. He and his fellow idiots lack of investment doesn't make the need go away. Others (smarter people) will simply replace whatever their pitiful contribution to investing might be.

So progressives, please, do what Shawn King asks. I beg you.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at December 05, 2016 07:44 PM (UgF8H)

239 I really know nothing about this Shaun King, so I went to Wiki. It says he was a high school civics teacher for about a year and then went on to found a church called "Courageous Church." He left after about 4 years citing stress and disillusionment. It seems it was around this time that he got involved in social justice activities. It does look like in the past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 07:44 PM (dFi94)

240 Shaun King is more Caucasian than a Russian Hockey team.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 05, 2016 07:44 PM (lPDqu)

241 Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 07:43 PM (6IPEM)
Her face looks strange. Like a bad combination of a face lift and too many fillers. I have a feeling her plastic surgeon hates her and won't tell her no. More fillers does not equal younger.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 07:45 PM (Q5Ymk)

242 SO what in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on with this recount thingy?

====

Rush said Trump is +3.

Hee hee!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:45 PM (zu88C)

243 FML
Hey, I'm the guy who's lost his ampersands.

At least I still have emoticons to comfort me.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2016 07:45 PM (JF8tR)

244 t does look like in the past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc.

Posted by: grammie winger

Hey!! Me too!!

xox

Shillary

Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2016 07:45 PM (8ikIW)

245 202 SO what in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on with this recount thingy?

I keep hearing it's dead, then not, then dead, then not...

please advise
Posted by: groovemetal at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (ficNf)

Its only mostly dead...

Posted by: Miracle Max at December 05, 2016 07:45 PM (qf6WZ)

246 "I really know nothing about this Shaun King, so I went to Wiki. It says
he was a high school civics teacher for about a year and then went on to
found a church called "Courageous Church." He left after about 4 years
citing stress and disillusionment. It seems it was around this time that
he got involved in social justice activities. It does look like in the
past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc."

That was mighty white of you, Shaun.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2016 07:46 PM (iIzG7)

247 Oh No! It will be a "four-prong attack."

New York better surrender immediately to Mr. Serious Face.

Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2016 07:46 PM (R2dMB)

248 SO what in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on with this recount thingy?

====

Rush said Trump is +3.

Hee hee!

Gonna be an early night!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:46 PM (VtwaX)

249
It does look like in the past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc.

Posted by: grammie winger

Hey!! Me too!!

xox

Shillary

Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2016 07:45 PM (8ikIW)

Have red solo cup, will travel.

Posted by: Sean Penn at December 05, 2016 07:46 PM (JO9+V)

250 I wish I could switch bodies with Shaun. He wants to be black. I want to be white. Brain transplant? Like a Jodie Foster movie.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at December 05, 2016 07:46 PM (QlyN5)

251 239. Man's a scammer - history of fundraising that never has the bucks going to their claimed purpose. Operating a phony-baloney foundation.

A grifter, on a good day. So, a Clinton wannabe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 07:46 PM (9l8jG)

252 It does look like in the past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc.

So did I. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at December 05, 2016 07:47 PM (Tyii7)

253 It does look like in the
past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc."

---------

Me too!

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at December 05, 2016 07:47 PM (7qAYi)

254 I used to think that Hilary paying trolls to argue at conservative blogs wasn't true, but they all up and left after the election. I miss Jimmy Ray. He was kind of fun.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 07:39 PM (6IPEM)

Chemjeff is welcome to make a guest appearance sometime.

/s

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 07:47 PM (D2vc1)

255

Posted by: andycanuck
===

We used to dream of ampersands...

I can barely do smiley faces.

:\

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:47 PM (zu88C)

256 Still haven't the foggiest idea of what these dyspeptic pricks want.

Are they really asking that cops stop policing predominately black areas?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2016 07:05 PM (1G5R

--------

Evening horde...

What they want is to for us to bring them all of our stuff, before we self-report to the re-education camps.

They just can't say that publicly yet..If some way somehow they manage to put Hillary in...there will be Psa's directing you to the proper cattle car.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 07:47 PM (zAEs4)

257
SO what in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on with this recount thingy?

I keep hearing it's dead, then not, then dead, then not...

please advise

Posted by: groovemetal at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (ficNf)
=====================================

Ya, if somebody could give me a quick summary, that would be great. I've been out all day with no news. I suppose I could search the internet.... naww, I ain't got time for that.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 07:48 PM (dFi94)

258 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:36 PM (zc3Db)

Try putting a semicolon at the end of each.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 07:48 PM (d76uN)

259
I wish I could switch bodies with Shaun. He wants to be black. I want to be white. Brain transplant? Like a Jodie Foster movie.

Posted by: Michael Jackson

Posted by: zombie Bubbles at December 05, 2016 07:48 PM (JF8tR)

260 Her face looks strange. Like a bad combination of a face lift and too many fillers. I have a feeling her plastic surgeon hates her and won't tell her no. More fillers does not equal younger.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 07:45 PM

She's starting to look like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane".

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2016 07:48 PM (lmIoG)

261 240. More Caucasian than the Kuban Cossack Host.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 07:49 PM (9l8jG)

262 It does look like in the past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 07:44 PM (dFi94)

What's so good about some assistance to Haiti? Honestly. They've been an independent nation longer than most in the Western hemisphere. If they haven't gotten their shit together yet there's no reason to be throwing away assistance on them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:49 PM (zc3Db)

263 Chemjeff is welcome to make a guest appearance sometime.

===

I saw that ace's Nevertrumper bait hooked a couple of TOLDYASOS on the Goracle thread.

Had kind of a redbanzai vibe...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:50 PM (zu88C)

264 Try putting a semicolon at the end of each.
Posted by: Tim

each;

Ok. Now what?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:50 PM (VtwaX)

265 Oh, great.

Now I'm getting the extra line spacing after cutting "N" pasting ("N"! Bah-humbug!) text from another comment.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2016 07:50 PM (JF8tR)

266 About 30 years ago Jesse Jackson led a boycott of Chicago's annual "Chicagofest." It was successful.

Over the course of the festive weekend many festival goers were spotted with "Thank You, Jesse" t-shirts.

Posted by: aquaviva at December 05, 2016 07:51 PM (2Ytdj)

267 &

Posted by: Alpa Chino at December 05, 2016 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

268 What's so good about some assistance to Haiti?
Honestly. They've been an independent nation longer than most in the
Western hemisphere. If they haven't gotten their shit together yet
there's no reason to be throwing away assistance on them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:49 PM (zc3Db)
===============================

I think it was Hurricane relief. I agree that the place is a sinkhole. I can't tell you how many mission groups have tried to assist Haiti. To no avail.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 07:51 PM (dFi94)

269 Ok. Now what?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2016 07:50 PM (VtwaX)

I could tell you the rest but first.......

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 07:51 PM (d76uN)

270 Try putting a semicolon at the end of each.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 07:48 PM (d76uN)

I was just messing around. If you notice, every time rick tried to copy and paste my comments the symbols showed up, rather than my text. ... There's a reason for that.

It's an inside joke among true unicode masters

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:51 PM (zc3Db)

271 254. He was a volunteer, sadly.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 07:52 PM (9l8jG)

272 I saw a recent pic of Madonna. She looks like an old used up whore. She has had work done on her face or Botox. She isn't aging well.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 07:43 PM (6IPEM)

That's because she is an old used up whore. Lots of friction does that to a person as they age.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2016 07:52 PM (ej1L0)

273 Lil' Shaun-y says he was beaten up in high school because of his race, but the Daily Caller suggests it was probably because of his punch-face and obnoxious, whiney personality. (I may be reading between the lines a bit.)

Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2016 07:52 PM (R2dMB)

274 each;

Ok. Now what?

i lurfed

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at December 05, 2016 07:52 PM (Tyii7)

275 Mortimer, really?

Hadn't thought of ace's little flourish, which I took to be sarcastic, as NT bait, but it makes sense.

Skimmed the thread, so didn't see the comments you have in mind.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2016 07:52 PM (QDnY+)

276 241
Her face looks strange. Like a bad combination of a face lift and too many fillers. I have a feeling her plastic surgeon hates her and won't tell her no. More fillers does not equal younger.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 07:45 PM (Q5Ymk)

Aging must be hard for people who made their careers based on their looks and sex appeal. Yes, she has musical talent as well, but a plain-looking woman with the same talent would never have achieved the success she did.

This is probably a bigger problem for women than for men. While there are some male celebrities who started out as sex symbols, they seem to have an easier time transitioning to more mature roles.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

277 Bright, articulate and clean.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (IqV8l)

278 What's so good about some assistance to Haiti?

Honestly. They've been an independent nation longer than most in the

Western hemisphere. If they haven't gotten their shit together yet

there's no reason to be throwing away assistance on them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:49 PM (zc3Db)
===============================

I
think it was Hurricane relief. I agree that the place is a sinkhole. I
can't tell you how many mission groups have tried to assist Haiti. To no
avail.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 07:51 PM (dFi94)

*whistles tunelessly*

Posted by: Dominican Republic at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (JO9+V)

279 Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2016 07:52 PM (R2dMB)
He must have the dude equivalent of resting bitch face.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (Q5Ymk)

280 What is this shit about Katshit making a play to win the White House by the GOP and Dems making a deal to keep Trump from 270.

We have one Texas NeverTrumper saying he will not vote for Trump.

All Katshit needs is one electoral vote and to come in third to be eleigible to win in the vote in the House.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (F+dpa)

281 I heard or read that Mrs. Clinton may try again in 2020. Is she used to rejection & wants more? Clinton family should go away once & for all.

Ace,
Powerline linked blog & I told you via Twitter. I've stayed away from it, it is a waste of time.

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (sj3Ax)

282
How many riots has Shaun King organized?

I don't think anyone is listening to him.
No street cred. Now if he was passing out G.Soros money, he might be able to draw a crowd.

Posted by: Sunny in Wisconsin at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (V8RKP)

283 Talcum X, transjennering, Stolen Pallor - I just love the Horde.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (tHwdc)

284 On the Ivanka Trump deal. it might just be Donald setting the table. Appearing reasonable, etc. Let's see how it plays out.

Posted by: Rokshox at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (yehh7)

285
Watch this.

(*)(*)

It's BOOBS.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (zu88C)

286 It does look like in the past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc.

That's probably how he rationalizes his current behavior.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 07:54 PM (QlyN5)

287 Clinton family should go away once & for all.

And do what? They can't do anything that takes skill. Politics is all they have.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:54 PM (zc3Db)

288 >>>>She's starting to look like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane".<<<<

Heh. Mother.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 05, 2016 07:55 PM (x3uSY)

289 285
Watch this.

(*)(*)

It's BOOBS.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (zu88C)

With pasties?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 07:55 PM (0mRoj)

290 That's because she is an old used up whore. Lots of friction does that to a person as they age.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2016 07:52 PM
*****
That's true. She was with Dennis Rodman. Ewww! So was Carmen Electra. Come on. That nasty guy? Really?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 07:55 PM (6IPEM)

291 (.)(.)

For those of you who like low nip boobs.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 07:55 PM (d76uN)

292 289. Those are spiders.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 07:56 PM (9l8jG)

293 Riots take preparation and organization. One doesn't just throw together an impromptu riot on the spot!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 07:56 PM (JO9+V)

294 292 289. Those are spiders.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 07:56 PM (9l8jG)

Spiderboobs, spiderboobs
Friendly neighborhood spiderboobs

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

295 Started reading some self-justifying crap in the NYT from a Texas Republican "faithless elector" who will not carry out the will of the voters he ostensibly represents. Didn't make it that far into the article, but as I clicked the red X, I realized something: he sounds exactly like a concern troll. The article might as well have started off "As a concerned Christian Conservative..."

It's linked from Drudge, if for some reason you want to seek it out.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 07:57 PM (iMxBJ)

296 OT: over at "infowars" there's a video in which a reporter in CA (looks like Venice Beach) asks various millenials if they are OK with incest. I couldn't get through all of it, but I'm guessing the Horde will figure out how it goes.

/coming soon: the normalization of pedophilia. Who are we to judge what is right and wrong? And don't forget polyamory and bestiality; it's all good!

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 07:57 PM (nFg65)

297 If Haiti of all places can't figure out a way to cash in on the zombie craze, then there's no hope for them.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:57 PM (7qAYi)

298 Watch this.

(*)(*)

It's BOOBS.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (zu88C)

◾◾

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:57 PM (zc3Db)

299 >>>Aging must be hard for people who made their careers based on their looks and sex appeal.<<<

Madonna's bubblegum was chewed and stuck under the locker-room bench 25 years ago. It's not going to reconstitute, even with a putty knife and a blowtorch.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2016 07:58 PM (hOptz)

300 Spider Pig, Spider Pig
Does whatever a Spider Pig does

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2016 07:58 PM (/tuJf)

301 Speaking of Ivanka Trump, I was looking for a dress for my soon-to-be daughter in law, for a Christmas gift. I was having the worst luck. Then I saw the prettiest thing - just right. It's an Ivanka Trump dress. Meant to be, I say.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 07:58 PM (dFi94)

302 Chemjeff is welcome to make a guest appearance sometime.

/s

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 07:47 PM (D2vc1)

Hillary got her money's worth out of CJ.

Posted by: gNewt at December 05, 2016 07:58 PM (VquEu)

303 Pepe, wouldn't the House choose from between the top *two* vote-getters? In that case, not much drama about who would be elected.

But to get to that point you'd have to have a crap-ton of faithless electors, far more than seems plausible.

And, you would, in that case, have a national crisis unlike anything since You Know When.

Not gonna happen. Any of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2016 07:58 PM (QDnY+)

304 Boycott San Fransisco Cocksuckers!

Posted by: Wu at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM (XoldI)

305 296 OT: over at "infowars" there's a video in which a reporter in CA (looks like Venice Beach) asks various millenials if they are OK with incest. I couldn't get through all of it, but I'm guessing the Horde will figure out how it goes.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 07:57 PM (nFg65)

I guess I'm sort of impressed that they knew what incest is. Mark Twain once wrote about "two dull, stupid human donkeys" who made it onto a jury, and then noted that one of them "thought incest and arson were the same thing."

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM (iMxBJ)

306 (.)(.)

For those of you who like low nip boobs.

-------------------------------------------

Cooper's Droop
Alas, and alack, I could not find any pictures... for diagnostic reasons only.

Posted by: Sunny in Wisconsin at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM (V8RKP)

307 rhomboid - looking, looking...

ah yes, here it is.

=====

It shouldn't come a s a surprise that a democrat-elect is meeting with
Al Gore. Best to make your peace with the fact lots more like this will
be coming down the pike.

Posted by: Not Al Gore at December 05, 2016 03:29 PM (gI9Bk)
====I'll show you.

I'll SHOW YOU ALL.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM (zu88C)

308 (*)(*)

It's BOOBS.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (zu88C)

They look like implants to me.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM (tHwdc)

309 Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (sdi6R)
I agree with you about how hard it is to age for women, especially someone like Madonna. But she looks weird and she would probably look better with less "work" on her face. She's pushing 60. She was awesome in the 80's and 90's.
But face it Madge, time catches up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM (Q5Ymk)

310 Oops:

☉☉

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM (zc3Db)

311 if the turtle and his band of knob lickers put that fucking puke son of a fucking mailman in there, i have the gas, matches, and napalm. burn this fucker down.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 08:00 PM (KP5rU)

312 Madonna. Even Bill Clinton didn't tap that. Sad.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 08:00 PM (7qAYi)

313 My alma mater, Radford University, breaks the news that four fraternities have been suspended pending an investigation by university police into allegations of possible mistreatment of a goat.

'Anyone with information regarding the
location or condition of the animal, or facts regarding the alleged
mistreatment, is asked to contact RUPD at 540-831-5500 or the RUPD
Crimestoppers Anonymous Tip Line: 540-831-STOP (7867)'

This should end well I think.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 08:01 PM (JO9+V)

314 I wrote Like A Virgin about Dennis Rodman.

Posted by: Madonna at December 05, 2016 08:01 PM (Tyii7)

315 297 If Haiti of all places can't figure out a way to cash in on the zombie craze, then there's no hope for them.
Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 07:57 PM (7qAYi)

+++

I did so want a voodoo doll of Hillary during the election.
I think it was Margaritaville who told me that they had to have a special curse put on them and this would be a Haitian procedure. So yes, there are money-making opportunities that they haven't taken advantage of.l

Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2016 08:01 PM (CFc5L)

316 So, I just finished decorating the Christmas tree.

We have this great, wonderful tree stand that we've owned for 20 years. It's massive, holds a lot of water, and you just put the base in the stand and presto the tree is perfectly upright.

I had just finished placing the last ornament on the tree, when there was a loud CRAAAACKKKK and the tree began to fall into the living room. I caught it and barely got it upright again.

Called husband who is at dinner downtown with a vendor, and said, "Would you PLEASE get your ass home ASAP? Already several lovely ornaments are broken, on the floor."

He asked if I could "prop" the 8' tall tree against a wall -- which would be 4' away.

I'm pissed off, exhausted, and dying here. Sitting just around the corner from the tree, keeping a wary, exhausted eye on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:01 PM (PY9jH)

317 251. I thought the vacuous babblings of Psaki were called PSA's. You mean they wanna bring her back?

To quote Winston Smith, pleading 'When will you shoot me?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 08:02 PM (9l8jG)

318 Posted by: Sunny in Wisconsin at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM (V8RKP)
===============================

Where in the heck are you? It ain't sunny here. Wasn't sunny yesterday, wasn't sunny today, probably won't be sunny till April.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 08:02 PM (dFi94)

319 I agree with you about how hard it is to age for women, especially someone like Madonna. But she looks weird and she would probably look better with less "work" on her face. She's pushing 60. She was awesome in the 80's and 90's.
But face it Madge, time catches up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM

Too much makeup. Kylie Minogoue was better than her anyway and she still looks hot.

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2016 08:02 PM (lmIoG)

320 Radford U. I had to check with Google. I thought they might be in Nebraska, or is it Wyoming where the Goat Roping is done?

Posted by: Sunny in Wisconsin at December 05, 2016 08:03 PM (V8RKP)

321 Boycott San Francisco? More like a Trannycott!

Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2016 06:53 PM (jBuUi)

And Harambe is an Ape-ricot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 08:03 PM (MiBfH)

322 Yeah, well, Mortimer, the guy has a point.

I mean, throwaway symbolic stuff, meaningless trifles like making Sessions AG, or Mattis SecDef, or DeVos EdSec - that's to confuse the mindless enthusiasts.

Basically the same things you'd see from Clinton or Sanders as PE.

!!!!!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2016 08:03 PM (QDnY+)

323 262 What's so good about some assistance to Haiti? Honestly. They've been an independent nation longer than most in the Western hemisphere. If they haven't gotten their shit together yet there's no reason to be throwing away assistance on them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 07:49 PM (zc3Db)

They sound perfect for bringing in to Germany!

Posted by: Angela Merkel at December 05, 2016 08:03 PM (iMxBJ)

324 I guess I'm sort of impressed that they knew what incest is. Mark Twain once wrote about "two dull, stupid human donkeys" who made it onto a jury, and then noted that one of them "thought incest and arson were the same thing."
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM (iMxBJ)
*******
They know what incest is bc they have grown up being told that all women need to have access to abortion bc there is so much rape and incest going on

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:03 PM (6IPEM)

325 Poor guy had a face only a bag of dicks could love.

Posted by: Madonna at December 05, 2016 08:04 PM (Tyii7)

326 Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 08:02 PM (dFi94)

I'm so bright my momma named me 'Sunny'.

People around me hafta wear shades.

Posted by: Sunny in Wisconsin at December 05, 2016 08:04 PM (V8RKP)

327 Jane - I say chuck it. I'm trying to convince the Rev to go tree-less this year. This is a man who would like to have a spare room where he could decorate it for Christmas every day of the year - so. Probably end up with a tree. Dang.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 08:04 PM (dFi94)

328 296 OT: over at "infowars" there's a video in which a reporter in CA (looks like Venice Beach) asks various millenials if they are OK with incest. I couldn't get through all of it, but I'm guessing the Horde will figure out how it goes.

/coming soon: the normalization of pedophilia. Who are we to judge what is right and wrong? And don't forget polyamory and bestiality; it's all good!
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 07:57 PM (nFg65)

Bill O'Reilly predicted this and did shows about the attempt to normalize pedophilia when he first attacked NAMBLA. many many years ago.

To his credit.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 05, 2016 08:04 PM (F+dpa)

329 Radford is across the New River from Blacksburg, VA, (VA Tech) about 40 miles SW from Roanoke, VA.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 08:05 PM (JO9+V)

330 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:01 PM (PY9jH)

Hang the tree from the ceiling.

Posted by: davidt at December 05, 2016 08:05 PM (XoldI)

331 308 (*)(*)
It's BOOBS.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 07:53 PM (zu88C)

They look like implants to me.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 07:59 PM (tHwdc)

Yup. The adjustment knobs give them away.

Posted by: mikeski at December 05, 2016 08:05 PM (lO+tS)

332 I guess I'm sort of impressed that they knew what incest is. Mark Twain once wrote about "two dull, stupid human donkeys" who made it onto a jury, and then noted that one of them "thought incest and arson were the same thing."
---
Pervy sex stuff.

Millenials know all about that.

How to write a check? Not so much...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 08:05 PM (nFg65)

333 i am using Mac and I cannot use punctuation or I will have Error 50

i am going to make dinner

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2016 08:06 PM (sj3Ax)

334 I'm so bright my momma named me 'Sunny'.

People around me hafta wear shades.

Posted by: Sunny in Wisconsin at December 05, 2016 08:04 PM (V8RKP)
===================

Well, if you're ever in Lake Geneva, swing on by. I have to sit under one of those special all-spectrum lamps, or whatever you call them. I turn it on at Halloween and turn it off about Easter.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 08:06 PM (dFi94)

335
Sounds like Zebra King has taken the lesson of Jill Stein to heart, namely, there are prog suckers out there who will throw money at any half-witted cause. You go, LaShaunda!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 05, 2016 08:06 PM (fOgSR)

336 I'm not doing a tree this year. There's never enough room, really, and I just don't want to take all day trying to decorate it. Maybe I'll get a smaller tree when they're on sale after Christmas. Pre-lit.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2016 08:07 PM (7qAYi)

337 Sitting just around the corner from the tree, keeping a wary, exhausted eye on it.

May I be of some assistance?

Posted by: Clark Griswold at December 05, 2016 08:07 PM (Tyii7)

338 Shaun King's so white, I wanna have sex with him!

Posted by: Leslie Jones at December 05, 2016 08:07 PM (ZsN9X)

339
Jane - I say chuck it. I'm trying to convince the Rev to go tree-less
this year. This is a man who would like to have a spare room where he
could decorate it for Christmas every day of the year - so. Probably end
up with a tree. Dang.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 08:04 PM (dFi94)

No way. Tree is decorated with ornaments that belonged to my mother, her mother, and my great grandmothers. Plus all the cute ones son made. The tree is beautiful, but if my husband doesn't get home soon, it will end up taking out half the living room and destroying many of those precious ornaments.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:07 PM (PY9jH)

340 madonna oozes puke, radioactive spent spunk, stupidity, and no talent from every diseased pore on her drug and s.t.d. destroyed body.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 08:07 PM (KP5rU)

341 332 Pervy sex stuff.
Millenials know all about that.
How to write a check? Not so much...
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 08:05 PM (nFg65)

That "Adultin' School" link was a hoot, yes?

So the parents have so much time to drive them all over the place to organized activities, and never teach them to write a check or cook a chicken? Just weird.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at December 05, 2016 08:08 PM (iMxBJ)

342 You have to have sat through some cringeworthy moments on Saturday Night Live to get that one.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 05, 2016 08:08 PM (ZsN9X)

343 "If Haiti of all places can't figure out a way to cash in on the zombie craze, then there's no hope for them."

Are you sure it wouldn't be like the Halloween episodes of Buffy, where all the "real" monsters stayed indoors for the night because it was too commercialized?

Posted by: mikeski at December 05, 2016 08:08 PM (lO+tS)

344 i am using Mac and I cannot use punctuation or I will have Error 50

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2016 08:06 PM (sj3Ax)

why would you want to

Posted by: e e cummings at December 05, 2016 08:08 PM (zc3Db)

345 Europe-ruinin' sock off.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 08:08 PM (iMxBJ)

346 296 OT: over at "infowars" there's a video in which a reporter in CA (looks like Venice Beach) asks various millenials if they are OK with incest. I couldn't get through all of it, but I'm guessing the Horde will figure out how it goes.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 07:57 PM (nFg65)

Without looking, I would guess that it's probably Mark Dice. He has a whole bunch of YouTube videos where he collects signatures on all sorts of outrageous petitions like advocating the forcible confiscation of guns, or putting Karl Marx on the ballot. Kind of frightening, really, to see how many clueless numbskulls eagerly sign them.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

347 314 I wrote Like A Virgin about Dennis Rodman.
Posted by: Madonna at December 05, 2016 08:01 PM (Tyii7)

It'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS BLACK AND HAS A 12 INCH PENIS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 05, 2016 08:09 PM (F+dpa)

348 As an Asian woman, I am very offended that Shaun King, a white man exerted his white privilege over me and mansplained to me! I feel microaggressed!

Posted by: runningrn at December 05, 2016 08:09 PM (sUP4M)

349 So the parents have so much time to drive them all over the place to organized activities, and never teach them to write a check or cook a chicken? Just weird.
---
Teaching things is the school's job.

That and making them feel like special snowflakes! That's the MOST important job of all!

Posted by: Millenial Parents Everywhere at December 05, 2016 08:10 PM (nFg65)

350 Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 08:07 PM (KP5rU)
She may be but I still like into the groove.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 08:10 PM (Q5Ymk)

351 Jane - it sounds like it will be a very pretty tree. Lots of memories. You're very blessed to have so many family pieces like that.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 08:10 PM (dFi94)

352 Posted by: rhomboid

===

Ah NO, RITE?

Myron Ebell for EPA ?

Really dodged a bullet with that Clinton woman.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:10 PM (zu88C)

353 No tree for Christmas? I'll do that after I'm dead. (checks) Nope, still breathing. Definitely a tree this year.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 08:10 PM (iMxBJ)

354 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:01 PM (PY9jH)

+++

What about the cats, will they be an issue, because it sounds precarious at this point.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2016 08:10 PM (CFc5L)

355 As an Asian woman, I am very offended that Shaun
King, a white man exerted his white privilege over me and mansplained to
me! I feel microaggressed!

Posted by: runningrn at December 05, 2016 08:09 PM (sUP4M)

He needs macroaggressing. With a knee to the nuts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:10 PM (PY9jH)

356
(.)(.)

For those of you who like low nip boobs.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 07:55 PM (d76uN)

At least they look real.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 08:11 PM (tHwdc)

357 Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

Maybe he was the one that made the Trumps sign that climate change petition letter in 2009.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 05, 2016 08:11 PM (lPDqu)

358 It'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS BLACK AND HAS A 12 INCH PENIS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 05, 2016 08:09

How do you know Ben?

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 08:11 PM (nFg65)

359 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:07 PM (PY9jH)
You just need a new stand.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 08:11 PM (Q5Ymk)

360 Liberace was more black than Shaun King.

Probably more manly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 05, 2016 08:11 PM (vyqqu)

361 S-a-a-a-a-ve me.

Posted by: RU Goat at December 05, 2016 08:12 PM (JO9+V)

362 Shaun King ain't even a zebra. He freakin Pegasus.

Posted by: George Jefferson at December 05, 2016 08:12 PM (QlyN5)

363 Really looking forward to Shaun King's Christmas Hip-Hop album this year.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 08:13 PM (iMxBJ)

364 At least they look real.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR

===

Everyone an art critic now.

That's what's wrong with this place. Too many hoity-toity art threads.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:13 PM (zu88C)

365
What about the cats, will they be an issue, because it sounds precarious at this point.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2016 08:10 PM (CFc5L)

They're too old to climb the tree or mess with the ornaments. They just love sleeping under it.

I've never, ever had an issue with any live tree like this. I'm thinking the wonderful tree stand has finally given up.

If husband doesn't leave the damned vendor and get home soon.......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:13 PM (PY9jH)

366 Mortimer, more like dodged an entire 9-gun salvo of the main battery from an Iowa-class BB ......

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2016 08:13 PM (QDnY+)

367 Powder is blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2016 08:13 PM (g9eSE)

368 I can't imagine not having a Christmas tree. I keep getting a bigger one than the year before. Then I have to buy more lights and more ornaments. I probably need to stop this trend. The one last year was 12 ft tall. I kept it up until Valentines Day bc it was so pretty.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:14 PM (6IPEM)

369 "[...] asks various millenials if they are OK with incest."

Not gonna watch it, because ewww, but hopefully he had to sort through to get answers just from the special-snowflake only-children? No way anyone with an actual sibling said "yes"...

Posted by: mikeski at December 05, 2016 08:14 PM (lO+tS)

370 I have a Charlie Brown-sized artificial tree.

Take it out of the attic, set it on the living room windowsill, plug it in, and I'm good to go.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

371 369 "[...] asks various millenials if they are OK with incest."

Did all the guys say ' well maybe, if Kate Upton was my sister' ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 05, 2016 08:15 PM (lPDqu)

372 The stand is a Swivel Straight. Amazing stands. Hold lots of water, and you put the base on the tree and set it down in the stand and lock it in place.

It sounded like the base inside the stand was cracking. Ugh.

Google a Swivel Straight stand. Ours has made it 20 years (until tonight, apparently).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:15 PM (PY9jH)

373 ""In essence right now what we're making is a threat," he acknowledged on Monday."

Stupid - by acknowledging that it is a threat, he opens himself and any group associated with it to extortion charges. Given that there are three cities being extorted, that gives the two RICO predicate acts, plus one.

Some enterprising attorneys could utterly ratfuck him and his cronies.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at December 05, 2016 08:16 PM (rznWS)

374 Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

Heh. Just plugged mine in.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 05, 2016 08:16 PM (lPDqu)

375 Please PLEASE boycott New York City - then maybe I can get a ticket to a Broadway show without taking out a second mortgage and take a walk in midtown in peace.

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 08:17 PM (11H2y)

376 Send in the FBI Hostage Rescue Team!

Posted by: RU Goat at December 05, 2016 08:17 PM (JO9+V)

377 >> He needs macroaggressing. With a knee to the nuts.

You are being gentle.

Though I'd prefer a 21st-century approach - a thorough raiding of his funds, bank accounts, brokerage accounts, and the like.

Kick him in the money. Hurts much more.

Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2016 08:17 PM (TppKb)

378 Shawn King is one of those guys who's the reason God gave me fists.

Posted by: Jethro the Bodine at December 05, 2016 08:17 PM (yQ3Lu)

379 When is Mr. D'oh coming home??? We're waiting.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2016 08:18 PM (CFc5L)

380 368 I can't imagine not having a Christmas tree. I keep getting a bigger one than the year before. Then I have to buy more lights and more ornaments. I probably need to stop this trend. The one last year was 12 ft tall. I kept it up until Valentines Day bc it was so pretty.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:14 PM (6IPEM)

Artificial trees FTW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 08:18 PM (SRKgf)

381 Maybe some nice ballroom dancing lessons would give me some cred.

Posted by: Shyawn King at December 05, 2016 08:18 PM (Tyii7)

382 'tis the season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJAxRVeKnTE

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 08:19 PM (8nWyX)

383
When is Mr. D'oh coming home??? We're waiting.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2016 08:18 PM (CFc5L)

He JUST THIS SECOND called me from downtown. He's finally on the way home.

Hope he didn't disappoint his vendor leaving dinner early.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:19 PM (PY9jH)

384 My heart is blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: Angel of Mercy at December 05, 2016 08:19 PM (ZsN9X)

385 367 Powder is blacker than Shaun King.
Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2016 08:13 PM (g9eSE)

Mozzarella is blacker than Shaun King. Only his given name is arguably black, because it's mispelt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 08:19 PM (SRKgf)

386 jane, couple of lag bolts in the wall by the closest stud. get some craft wire. safety wire to the bolts, done. let hubby worry about the holes in the wall. redneck fixit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2016 08:19 PM (KP5rU)

387 32 Stolen Pallor rides again!*

*credit to whomever came up with the hilariously funny "Stolen Pallor" moniker

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 07:04 PM (0mRoj)

That would be me. And it's all due to my parents, who chose not to strangle me in my crib. I know they were tempted.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2016 08:19 PM (oZEJt)

388
Shaun King is so black he is quite active in his local Wayne Newton fan club.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:20 PM (zu88C)

389 Stupid - by acknowledging that it is a threat, he opens himself and any group associated with it to extortion charges. Given that there are three cities being extorted, that gives the two RICO predicate acts, plus one.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at December 05, 2016 08:16 PM (rznWS)

Ah said "thread" ... but you raaaacist ears don't achieve to comprehend my authentic ghetto accent.

Posted by: Shawnn Kingg at December 05, 2016 08:21 PM (zc3Db)

390 Perry Como's composer?

Yup, blacker than Shaun King.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 05, 2016 08:21 PM (ZsN9X)

391 We always had real trees when I was a kid, and I loved them. But now I'm in my 50s and live by myself. Why on Earth would I want or need to go to all that trouble for? My little Charlie Brown tree is quite sufficient for my needs.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

392 Without looking, I would guess that it's probably Mark Dice. He has a whole bunch of YouTube videos where he collects signatures on all sorts of outrageous petitions like advocating the forcible confiscation of guns, or putting Karl Marx on the ballot. Kind of frightening, really, to see how many clueless numbskulls eagerly sign them.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

Hey, it's California.

My favorite is when he asked idiots their views about Bernie Sanders's choice of Bernard Madoff for SecTreas, saying he had lots of financial experience.

Btw, Mark Dice isn't on Venice Beach, he's on the Oceanside pier.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

393 I used to really dig The Temptations. That counts for something, doesn't it?

Posted by: Shyawn King at December 05, 2016 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

394 For some reason, Shaun King ruins my appetite.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at December 05, 2016 08:23 PM (QlyN5)

395 The part of Christmas that I have come to really loathe is the gift giving. There's not much I want and I don't like having to buy stuff for people. But what can you do? It's rude not give a gift when you know someone is getting you something.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:23 PM (6IPEM)

396 It does look like in the past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 07:44 PM (dFi94)

Just like the "assistance to Haiti" rendered by the Clintons, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 08:23 PM (MiBfH)

397 363 Really looking forward to Shaun King's ~~Christmas~~ Kwanzaa Hip-Hop album this year.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 08:13 PM (iMxBJ)

FIFY.

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

398 Watching the latest Supernatural ep. Dean grumbling about LA. Sounds like a Moron.

Posted by: Votermom at December 05, 2016 08:24 PM (Om16U)

399 No Cabrito! No Peace!

There is now a petition being circulated for my release.

Posted by: RU Goat at December 05, 2016 08:24 PM (JO9+V)

400 31 Judging by the circulation of the NYDN we already are.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2016 08:25 PM (Kucy5)

401

Shaun King is so black he spends Saturday night sipping tea and binging on Downtown Abbey.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:26 PM (zu88C)

402 The day workers who hang out on the corner of the block across the street from me should wander into the lobby of the Daily News building and ask for sanctuary.

I hope they all have full bladders, too.

Posted by: vivi at December 05, 2016 08:26 PM (11H2y)

403 If I gay married Shaun King, even I would be blacker than he is.

Posted by: Martin Luther at December 05, 2016 08:26 PM (QlyN5)

404 It was the 8th of November. A day I'll always remember.

Posted by: Shyawn King at December 05, 2016 08:27 PM (Tyii7)

405 "Social justice columnist"? LOLOLOL

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 05, 2016 08:27 PM (WR9uU)

406 What I don't like about Christmas is the mandatory Christmas music.

Some of that stuff is downright dreary.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2016 08:27 PM (qUNWi)

407
The part of Christmas that I have come to really loathe is the gift
giving. There's not much I want and I don't like having to buy stuff
for people. But what can you do? It's rude not give a gift when you
know someone is getting you something.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:23 PM (6IPEM)

I'm with ya. My husband's lib family does an annual name draw. This year I drew the oldest, biggest Obama worshiping BIL. Ugh.

I love buying nice things for my husband and son. With my parents gone, they're all I have left, except for my lib sister, and my husband gives her a nice monetary gift every year. She doesn't even give any of us (including her nephew) a card.

Our church puts up an Angel Tree every year, and I love choosing children to buy gifts for who otherwise might not get anything. I go overboard with those babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

408 Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:23 PM (6IPEM)
I like giving gifts, but there is nothing more embarrassing than someone showing up with a gift for me and I don't have a gift for them.
I keep bottles of champs and wine in gift bags with my name signed just in case. I also have restaraunt gift cards too. Just in case.
I'm the dork that can't wait to have you open your gift. I get excited.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 08:29 PM (Q5Ymk)

409 This year I drew the oldest, biggest Obama worshiping BIL.
===

Easy. Trump steaks and a MAGA hat.

NEXT!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:29 PM (zu88C)

410 for gift giving i just go to the wine store and buy about 100-150$ worth of wines. i put em all out and tell people to take what they want. yeah, not much for effort, but it's cheaper than buying lots of different gifts nobody likes. a plate of cookies for the kids and I'm done.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 05, 2016 08:30 PM (U0lQa)

411
Our church puts up an Angel Tree every year, and I love choosing children to buy gifts for who otherwise might not get anything. I go overboard with those babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

Now, that's Christmas. What a wonderful thing you do.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2016 08:30 PM (CFc5L)

412 Imagine me home for Christmas. Please sign the petition and give generously!

Tha-a-a-a-a-a-ank You

Posted by: RU Goat at December 05, 2016 08:30 PM (JO9+V)

413 Ace,

December 2 Powerline had link to blog about post to destroy
Kellogg.

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2016 08:30 PM (sj3Ax)

414 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:26 PM (zu88C)

Now we know Mortimer is far blacker than Shaun King, since Shaun King probably would probably not misspell Downton Abbey.

(I assess myself four demerits for knowing how it's spelled. In my defense, I am really white.)

Posted by: mikeski at December 05, 2016 08:30 PM (lO+tS)

415 Shaun King is whiter than the milky way.

Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at December 05, 2016 08:30 PM (yL25O)

416 I'm with ya. My husband's lib family does an annual name draw. This year I drew the oldest, biggest Obama worshiping BIL. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

Give him a Barky memorial plate. I'll bet you can pick them up pretty cheaply these days. And if you can find a "Together We Thrive" T-shirt from that pep-rally memorial service, that would be cool.

He'll love them and you can get a good laugh out of the whole thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 08:30 PM (zc3Db)

417 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:27 PM (PY9jH)
We have something similar around here and I love getting the little kids secret Santa gifts.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2016 08:31 PM (Q5Ymk)

418 My alma mater, Radford University, breaks the news that four fraternities have been suspended pending an investigation by university police into allegations of possible mistreatment of a goat.

'Anyone with information regarding the
location or condition of the animal, or facts regarding the alleged
mistreatment, is asked to contact RUPD at 540-831-5500 or the RUPD
Crimestoppers Anonymous Tip Line: 540-831-STOP (7867)'

This should end well I think.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 08:01 PM (JO9+V)

Radford has fourmuslim fraternities?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 08:31 PM (MiBfH)

419 We always had real trees when I was a kid, and I loved them. But now
I'm in my 50s and live by myself. Why on Earth would I want or need to
go to all that trouble for? My little Charlie Brown tree is quite
sufficient for my needs.

Us too. I'm alone and don't put anything up. Do you wrap gifts up for yourself and get up early to pretend Santa Claus was there? Bah Humbug, I wish it was all over with already. Christmas is for the little ones imho.

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2016 08:31 PM (Cf0i2)

420 I like the bottles of wine idea, too.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 05, 2016 08:31 PM (CFc5L)

421 Give him a Barky memorial plate.

...or my greatest hits box set!

Posted by: Prez'nit Nero at December 05, 2016 08:32 PM (Tyii7)

422 I'm actually more interested these days in the whole 12 days trip than Christmas itself. I'm looking around for epiphany concerts but not finding much

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 05, 2016 08:33 PM (U0lQa)

423 So an elector from Texas, Chris Suprun, has said he will not vote for Trump.

He looks as much a putz as you expect him to look.

Posted by: It begins... at December 05, 2016 08:33 PM (BS8yt)

424 Posted by: mikeski
===

Your agonizer, Mr. mikeski.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:33 PM (zu88C)

425 An MP3 player with clips of TFG stuttering and stammering his way through speeches. Make sure the "breathalyzer/inhalator" one is on there.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 08:33 PM (0mRoj)

426 It's not that I don't like giving gifts. I'm a great gift giver and I try to be thoughtful about what I'm giving. I'm told that I am hard to buy for so a I get stuff like slippers and pjs. I have so many slippers and nightgowns and pjs that I could open a slipper and pjs store. I wish I could tell people just get me wine and nice liquor but asking for stuff is rude too.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:33 PM (6IPEM)

427 I was, Shaun, in the U.S.A. I was,
Shaun, in the U.S.A.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen, in blackface at December 05, 2016 08:34 PM (QlyN5)

428 >>> December 2 Powerline had link to blog about post to destroy
Kellogg.

He is on Breitbart today.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2016 08:34 PM (jw2Xw)

429 Or a ten-hour loop of TFG going "uh...uh...uh..."

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 08:34 PM (0mRoj)

430 As an Asian woman, I am very offended that Shaun King, a white man exerted his white privilege over me and mansplained to me! I feel microaggressed!
Posted by: runningrn at December 05, 2016 08:09 PM (sUP4M)

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 08:34 PM (D2vc1)

431 The Marine Corp(se) has Toys For Tots everywhere. Great cause.

Richard "Dick" "dick" Blumenthal who totally fought in Vietnam, also fought in the trenches of the great Toys for Tots wars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:35 PM (PY9jH)

432 My alleged captors are Delta Chi, Sigma Pi, Pi Lamda Phi and Alpha Sigma Phi.

Posted by: RU Goat at December 05, 2016 08:35 PM (JO9+V)

433 I'm like the Jelly of the Month Club. The gift that keeps on givin'...

Posted by: Prez'nit Nero at December 05, 2016 08:35 PM (Tyii7)

434 395 The part of Christmas that I have come to really loathe is the gift giving. There's not much I want and I don't like having to buy stuff for people. But what can you do? It's rude not give a gift when you know someone is getting you something.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:23 PM (6IPEM)

I don't have any family left, but exchanged gifts with a few friends for awhile.

Eventually it got to the point where we were just giving each other gift cards, and we realized how absurd it was, so we mutually quit.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

435 Do you wrap gifts up for yourself and get up early to pretend Santa Claus was there?

+++

put on four smelly sweaters and go to the homeless shelter. they'll give you something. probably a shoebox with toothpaste and handiwipes but hey its a gift man

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 05, 2016 08:35 PM (U0lQa)

436 >>It does look like in the past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc.

Posted by: grammie winger

We did too - well, except for that little cholera woopsie.

Posted by: The UN at December 05, 2016 08:36 PM (/Nite)

437 I'm actually more interested these days in the whole 12 days trip than Christmas itself. I'm looking around for epiphany concerts but not finding much
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 05, 2016 08:33 PM (U0lQa)
*****
Yeah, I do that too, Bigby. I hate that all the Christmas events are before Christmas and all the Christmas music stations stop playing it on the 26th.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 08:37 PM (6IPEM)

438 Bo Derek on O'Reilly.

She's beautiful, and into doing good works.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:37 PM (PY9jH)

439 Radford is across the New River from Blacksburg, VA, (VA Tech) about 40 miles SW from Roanoke, VA.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 08:05 PM (JO9+V)

Radford College (before it got pretentious), used to be a dating site (pre-internet) for the Corps of Cadets at Va Tech (when VT was all male and all corps) and Radford was all female.

Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 08:39 PM (VV6/D)

440 I notice that SJW Total War involves the two elements of fear, surprise, and a fanatical devotion to identity politics. Except they don't really use surprise, and no one fears them except other SJW's.

Maybe they should try stopping traffic again.

Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at December 05, 2016 08:39 PM (yL25O)

441
More stupid bullshit from libtards :

Wildly popular HGTV show 'Fixer Upper' under assault for their pastor's doubleplusungoodthink about LGBTWTFBBQ drama queens.

Yeah. Go there.

GLWT.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:39 PM (zu88C)

442 I've just backed out of two wymmn's parties. Our all girl's group has a member who decided we should include our husband's from their No Guurrlz Allowed group. And she invited the guys without checking with the rest of us.

No thanks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:40 PM (PY9jH)

443 t does look like in the past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc.

Posted by: grammie winger

We did too - well, except for that little cholera woopsie.
Posted by: The UN at December 05, 2016 08:36 PM (/Nite)

There may also have been some raping, we can neither confirm nor deny. Apologetic form letters were sent though, so we're all cool now.

Posted by: The UN at December 05, 2016 08:40 PM (8nWyX)

444 put on four smelly sweaters and go to the homeless shelter. they'll give
you something. probably a shoebox with toothpaste and handiwipes but
hey its a gift man

Heh, I'm grateful that I don't really need or want anything that bad.

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2016 08:41 PM (Cf0i2)

445
An MP3 player with clips of TFG stuttering and stammering his way through speeches. Make sure the "breathalyzer/inhalator" one is on there.
Posted by: Insomniac

How about Obama singing the Porky Pig version of Blue Christmas?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

446 Radford College (before it got pretentious), used to
be a dating site (pre-internet) for the Corps of Cadets at Va Tech
(when VT was all male and all corps) and Radford was all female.

Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 08:39 PM (VV6/D)

Yup! That's how I came to be, as it were.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 08:41 PM (JO9+V)

447 t does look like in the past he has done some good things, such as assistance to Haiti, etc.

Posted by: grammie winger

We did too - well, except for that little cholera woopsie.
Posted by: The UN at December 05, 2016 08:36 PM (/Nite)

There may also have been some raping, we can neither confirm nor deny. Apologetic form letters were sent though, so we're all cool now.

Posted by: The UN
****

We told you not to let Bill and Hillary on the island.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 05, 2016 08:42 PM (hVdx9)

448 *tapping fingers on desk top*

Waiting on husband to get his ass home and "solve" the near-crashing to the floor Christmas tree problem.

I am so tired right now from doing all the Thanksgiving everything, decorating the entire house (inside), and here I was on the verge of being totally done, and.....CRAAAACKKKKK!!!!!

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:42 PM (PY9jH)

449 nood schlonging

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 05, 2016 08:43 PM (AJeMv)

450 What's so good about some assistance to Haiti?

Honestly. They've been an independent nation longer than most in the
Western hemisphere. If they haven't gotten their shit together yet
there's no reason to be throwing away assistance on them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
=====

Put them on a bus AND TAKE THEM TO WHERE THE FOOD IS !!! OH OH OH !!

/Sam Kinison

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:43 PM (zu88C)

451 Well, his heart is in the right place.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 05, 2016 08:44 PM (rH4JY)

452
Like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

I am the new willow.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 08:45 PM (zu88C)

453 So an elector from Texas, Chris Suprun, has said he will not vote for Trump.

I assume there are alternates, in case of .. accident.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at December 05, 2016 08:49 PM (0F67M)

454 sock off

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 08:50 PM (8nWyX)

455 My alma mater, Radford University, breaks the news that four fraternities have been suspended pending an investigation by university police into allegations of possible mistreatment of a goat.

Are they pledging Muslims now?

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at December 05, 2016 08:53 PM (CL76w)

456 Justice columnist? JUSTICE COLUMNIST?

Gawdalmighty. The Daily News has gone Full Retard.

Posted by: Beverly at December 05, 2016 08:56 PM (g3kzC)

457 Wouldn't mass suicide make for a more effective social justice message?

Come on ... have the courage of your convictions!

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at December 05, 2016 08:57 PM (mt8X9)

458 448 *tapping fingers on desk top*

Waiting on husband to get his ass home and "solve" the near-crashing to the floor Christmas tree problem.

I am so tired right now from doing all the Thanksgiving everything, decorating the entire house (inside), and here I was on the verge of being totally done, and.....CRAAAACKKKKK!!!!!

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2016 08:42 PM (PY9jH)

====================

This is just one more reason why we celebrate Festivus with a Pole instead ...

Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 05, 2016 09:01 PM (mt8X9)

459 I've never heard something less worrisome than "Shaun King issues threat"

Posted by: Rbastid at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (XwTyM)

460 The tiniest of tempests in a teapot.

Posted by: Ding. Dong. at December 06, 2016 01:17 AM (nQ10o)

461 The Talcum X Investment Strategy. A sure winner, for losers.

Posted by: Michael Haz at December 06, 2016 07:09 AM (9ivOl)

462 Shaun King. The libtard gift that just keeps on giving. I loves me blue on blue attacks.

Posted by: Janir at December 06, 2016 08:22 AM (wbb3P)

463 test
& #9834

Posted by: Dr Alice at December 06, 2016 11:45 AM (LaT54)

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