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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/4/16)

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Cheer up, it's The ONT. And besides, tomorrow never comes.

But in case you don't believe the ONT. Take heart. You can stay positive.

The power of positivity.


Quotes of The Day

"Until religious leaders stand up and take responsibility for the actions of those who do things in the name of their religion, we will see no resolution." — The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby.

"Fidel Castro did a very important thing: he made Cuba what it is. He turned a small island state which no one spoke about, into an important factor of world politics. He made Cuba the state whose opinion cannot be ignored by world powers today," Professor Lazar Kheifets of St. Petersburg State University, Russia,


"If we make ourselves worthy of America's ideals, if we do not forget that our nation was founded on the premise that all men are creatures of God's making, the world will come to know that it is free men who carry forward the true promise of human progress and dignity." --Dwight D. Eisenhower


Stabbing a bunch of people for not believing the same things that you do is the very definition of hatred and intolerance, yet you self-absorbed little shits dare project the guilt for this heinous act upon the rest of us? No. Here's the deal. The disgusting piece of trash who attempted this slaughter was here in this country as a guest, funded by taxpayers like me who've been in the workforce for 20+ years. We literally rescued him and his family, and this is how he repaid us--by whining about oppression and microaggressions as he plotted a murderous act of terrorism against innocent people. **Warden Open Blogger Ace of Spades
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Meet Ulay. Artist and Art Thief.


A highly suspicious van pulled up opposite the New National Gallery in Berlin and was left running. Out of it walked a tall, slender man in a graphite-colored raincoat and on into the museum. After leaving his jacket at the coat check, he walked down to the basement with a pair of wire-cutter pliers in his pocket. He passed through a climate-control glass barrier until he stood before three small Romantic German paintings by Carl Spitzweg, including one that was an icon to all mid-20th-century Germans—The Poor Poet. But there was a guard, too close for comfort, and the slender man had to get rid of him. On the wall opposite The Poor Poet was a painting of chess players, so he turned to stand before it, and he started laughing, loudly, almost maniacally. The guard approached him, looked at the painting and asked, “What’s so funny?” Heart thundering, the slender man spun and dashed to The Poor Poet, clipped the wire on which it hung with his pliers, ripped it off the wall, and ran. He passed through the climate barrier as the alarm blared. He flew up the stairs, through the foyer, wove around the crowd of people clogging the entrance as they waited to get in, crashed through the emergency exit, the painting under his arm, and sprinted to the car. Adrenaline pumping, the guards close behind, he slipped on the snow outside, as a guard screamed, “Now we get him!” But he was up on his feet and kept running to the very ugly, highly suspicious van. He had locked all the doors but propped the lock to the driver’s door open with chewing gum. Now he pulled it open, jumped inside, slammed the door and locked it behind him, as the guards tore at the handle. A guard was holding the handle of the door as he lurched the van forward.

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One of the best cartoon's evah, The Far Side. 11 twisted facts about The Far Side. Take insects for example.

6. FANS OF THE STRIP HAVE NAMED THREE DIFFERENT INSECTS AFTER GARY LARSON.

In 1989, entomologist Dale Clayton discovered a brand new species of biting louse that exclusively targets owls. When the time came to name it, his first choice was Strigiphilus garylarsoni. Clayton wrote the cartoonist to ask for his blessing. This proposed insect name, he explained, was the scientist’s way of recognizing the “enormous contribution that my colleagues and I feel you have made to biology through your cartoons.” Larson happily gave Clayton the green light. “I considered this an extreme honor,” the "Far Side" creator said in retrospect. “Besides, I knew that nobody was going to write and ask to name a new species of swan after me.”

Indeed, scientific nomenclature has yet to give us a “Larson’s swan.” However, in addition to Strigiphilus garylarsoni, there’s now a beetle called Garylarsonus and a butterfly known as Serratoterga larsoni.

Do you have travel plans for the upcoming Holidays? If so you, you may want to think about what you might pack. 11 of the strangest things airport security has found in luggage.

Yep, not a full human skull – just pieces of one! A flight leaving Fort Lauderdale was delayed when the flier’s luggage went through security and it was determined that the pots they were traveling with contained pieces of a human skull.

Warm feet, hotter bed? Here honey, a new bulk pack of socks for you. Because I care.

Not only do socks in bed help your sleep, they could also help your sex life.
A University of Groningen study found that, when provided with socks to wear, brain scans showed 80 per cent of couples were able to reach orgasm, compared to just 50% who could climax without socks.

Tonight's Musical Interlude

Texas loves their football. The University of Texas has spent a shit ton nearly 54 million over the past 3 years on coaches.

Speaking of college football. The conference champions have been crowned. The National Playoffs have been set. Bowl season is right around the corner. The complete NCAA 2016-2017 bowl lineup.

An early Christmas present for the Horde.

Christmas presents? It look likes Anthony Wiener needs some cash. Kleenex and lotion are a nice touch as well.

Hillary Clinton will never be president and and a fashion party is canceled as well. Oh the horror that Donald J. Trump was elected POTUS.

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An open letter to President Elect Trump regarding climate change.

Dear President Elect Trump,

First off let me say congratulations on you outstanding victory. I supported and voted for you and am privileged to be a part of this historic moment. The stock market is up, Carrier and Ford are keeping their plants here, peace is breaking out across the globe and you're not even sworn in yet. I think ISIS will be a thing of the past now that you're in office as well. But I fear you biggest challenge still lies ahead of you and that is the threat of "Global Warming".

Like you I am a global warming skeptic and am so glad to finally have someone as President who thinks the way I do but globally the people have been brainwashed into thinking that Global Warming is the biggest threat to humanity there has ever been. People need something to fear and if you remove all other fears Global Warming will rear its ugly head and be the biggest threat once again. I already see it happening, not in real life of course, I'm talking about in the Mainstream Media, they are really ramping up the Global Warming Propaganda big time............


Bagels & Lox= good. Bagels & squid = The Genius Award Winner.

The Feel Good Story of The Day


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bonding.

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Comments

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Flyboy at December 04, 2016 09:56 PM (L+dg+)

2 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 09:57 PM (IcT7t)

3 third?

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at December 04, 2016 09:57 PM (R5EqA)

4 Now this is just ridiculous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2016 09:57 PM (ZLQuU)

5 I would like to advise you that I am so positive, lint sticks to me.

Thank you.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2016 09:58 PM (yLUuz)

6 BREAKING: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is the unfunniest "comedy" ever made.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2016 09:59 PM (ZLQuU)

7 Interlube?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 04, 2016 09:59 PM (2dlTO)

8 *Tomorrow is going to suck,....*

Kind of a given. But tonight we have an ONT!

Posted by: tbodie at December 04, 2016 10:00 PM (4RRDi)

9 This thread isn't going to troll itself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2016 10:02 PM (ZLQuU)

10 Nice ONT. Thank you, Thank you very much.

Posted by: ALH at December 04, 2016 10:02 PM (Z56vq)

11 Hahahahaha! Socks and sex!

We have a phrase in our relationship: "You can leave your socks on" sung to the tune of "You can leave your hat on."

Posted by: Emmie at December 04, 2016 10:02 PM (xVuS6)

12
BREAKING: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is the unfunniest "comedy" ever made.

Pure garbage, it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2016 10:02 PM (pCet1)

13
My tweet:

#FakeNews says guy with a gun walked into a pizza joint in a gun-free zone DC.
#UnPossible
#PizzaGate

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 04, 2016 10:02 PM (Om16U)

14 You may be positive, but I've got electrolytes.

So there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 04, 2016 10:03 PM (C9pBZ)

15
Incidentally, I mentioned earlier I was downloading old Christmas episodes of The Bob Newhart Show. They're still great to watch.

You can find them on youtoob.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2016 10:03 PM (pCet1)

16 That bit about having Dennis the Menace and Far Side captions swapped is hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:04 PM (39g3+)

17 Nice MisHum. Evening everyone. Knock knock, who's there? Hillary. Hillary who?

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2016 10:04 PM (Cf0i2)

18 Posted by: ALH at December 04, 2016 10:02 PM (Z56vq)

You are very welcome. It is such a pleasure.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 10:05 PM (voOPb)

19 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hillary's political career
Is totally through

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2016 10:06 PM (ZLQuU)

20 LOL

4 down, 1 to go!
https://i.sli.mg/1RiUug.png

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 04, 2016 10:07 PM (Om16U)

21 Tomorrow won't suck. It's Monday, the first day of a week that ends in a PAYDAY. Silver lining and what not.

Posted by: Eromero at December 04, 2016 10:07 PM (zLDYs)

22 Bannon likened himself to Cromwell, IIRC.

Posted by: gNewt at December 04, 2016 10:08 PM (G6BhX)

23 Gary Larson used to work in a museum in his pre-Far Side days. When I did my mentorship in high school at a small museum in Newport News (it was called the Virginia Living Museum back then), both the biologists I worked with were huge Far Side fans.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 10:08 PM (XwYf6)

24 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 10:08 PM (D2vc1)

25 Agree about the Christmas flick, but Newhart's ending (the newer show, not the early one) was the best ever show close ...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 04, 2016 10:09 PM (C9pBZ)

26 I never get tired of seeing Eric Berry pick off Matt Ryan's 2PT.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 10:09 PM (XwYf6)

27 So the guy with the nic Imsomniac goes to bed like that.

While we stay up all night accompanied with our self loathing.

Is that how the ONT works?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 09:52 PM (6IPEM)

---
i'm accompanied by a mug full of Powerade and Val-U-Rite...

the cats are all apparently waiting for Resident Evil to come home, as no one has asked for dinner yet: they:re gonna be damn hungry by Thursday night.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2016 10:10 PM (F01LV)

28 I summoned the ONT on the last thread btw, not Flyboy.
That's important to know.

Thanks for the stellar ONT, MisHum. Exceptional like always.

The ONT is the most thankless job of all the cob jobs.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:10 PM (6IPEM)

29 I knew a girl in college who hated bare feet, even when things got naked. Made things odd to be only wearing socks.

I was not complaining however.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:10 PM (92kX2)

30 Come to think of it, The Falcons probably felt the same way as the Clintonistas did on Election Night.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 10:10 PM (XwYf6)

31 tomorrow never comes knows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UjvdZm-Tu8

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

32 Here's a positive thought:


Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 10:11 PM (XwYf6)

33

I tried positive; all it brought me was disappointment.

So I went negative, and have not been disappointed since.

Posted by: Rage Boy at December 04, 2016 10:11 PM (2cMZj)

34 That last pic is too cute.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:12 PM (CRotO)

35 Awesome ONT, MisHum! The art thief story is fascinating. I don't know where these people get the nerve to do stuff like that.

Love the Christmas songs. I could listen to Dean Martin sing all day.

And the Far Side - that guy is a genius. We have the complete collection.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2016 10:12 PM (Zokmo)

36 Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 09:52 PM (6IPEM)

I keep missing you, did you see in the last thread that I said you were right about guys, not about being stupid?

Just wanted to make sure you saw that.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 10:12 PM (D2vc1)

37 Art thief story?

Wait, what?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2016 10:13 PM (ZLQuU)

38 Noooo, tomorrow can't suck. It's my other day off this week and today saw me dragged in to work for 4 1/2 and deal with a belligerent person.

I can't handle tomorrow sucking as well.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 04, 2016 10:13 PM (Ojki1)

39 Country Boy.
Yes.
I saw your comment.

We totally agree.
We're good.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:13 PM (6IPEM)

40 Whatever makes you happy, L'Elle.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 04, 2016 10:13 PM (L+dg+)

41 Ok great!!

Weird story eh?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 10:14 PM (D2vc1)

42 The ONT is the most thankless job of all the cob jobs.
Posted by: L, Elle
--------------------

You should try cleaning up after the pet thread! It's not all skittles & rainbows at the end of the day, y'know...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 10:14 PM (8zcJM)

43 16 That bit about having Dennis the Menace and Far Side captions swapped is hilarious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:04 PM (39g3+)

That is great. "I see your little, petrified head..."

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2016 10:14 PM (7qAYi)

44 yesterday is a memory
tomorrow is a vision
today is a bitch

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2016 10:14 PM (F01LV)

45 We can haz post-Caturday kitteh video?

Posted by: Basement Cat at December 04, 2016 10:15 PM (3C9q2)

46 37 Art thief story?

Wait, what?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2016 10:13 PM (ZLQuU)
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I admit it, I read the content. Not a true Moron, I know.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2016 10:15 PM (Zokmo)

47 Scott Adams tells a great anecdote about his early cartooning career, in his omnibus three-volume Dilbert anthology. He got a call from United Media saying they wanted to pick up his comic. Adams, having never heard of them, and suspicious, asked whether they had any other major comic strips.

Long pause.

"We handle Peanuts. And Garfield."

At that point, he realized that he had blown any negotiating position he might possibly have taken.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:15 PM (iMxBJ)

48 28 I summoned the ONT on the last thread btw, not Flyboy.
That's important to know.

Thanks for the stellar ONT, MisHum. Exceptional like always.

The ONT is the most thankless job of all the cob jobs.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:10 PM (6IPEM)

You think so? You Morons are wonderful with all of your compliments every evening. Thanks, L, Elle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 10:15 PM (voOPb)

49 That quote from Ace is the best thing ever written by anybody ever.

Posted by: Alana at December 04, 2016 10:15 PM (ASfgM)

50 One of the best cartoon's evah, The Far Side.

Last night when someone mentioned "Farscape", I misread it as "The Far Side" and brought up:
tahdah! Lippizaner Cows.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

51 My alma mater is playing in the Bahamas Bowl. Too bad they're not in the New Mexico Bowl; I would have made a go at seeing that game.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 10:15 PM (XwYf6)

52 Until religious leaders stand up and take responsibility for the actions

I think they do. They love claiming "credit".

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2016 10:16 PM (7H/2n)

53 tomorrow never comes knows



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UjvdZm-Tu8

Was it the PBS thing called Soundbreakers that showed how they mixed that stuff? I think Lennon sang the last bit of that tune thru a Leslie. Pretty good show.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2016 10:17 PM (Cf0i2)

54 So, my Cats face off against the Aggies of Texas A&M.
Ought to be a good one.

Posted by: teej at December 04, 2016 10:17 PM (JEx0Z)

55 Not only do socks in bed help your sleep, they could also help your sex life.

Feet are sensitive.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

56 Not sure whom I'm replying to, so answer is blanket yes to
Country Boy and Flyboy.

It's easier for me this way. I know you understand.




Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:17 PM (6IPEM)

57 Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 10:15 PM (XwYf6

Yeah because going to Albequerke in winter is so much for fun than going to the Bahamas

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 10:17 PM (voOPb)

58 >>>My tweet:
#FakeNews says guy with a gun walked into a pizza joint in a gun-free zone DC.

#UnPossible

#PizzaGate
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 04, 2016 10:02 PM (Om16U)<<<




#BadAndy

Posted by: Dominos' ad dept. at December 04, 2016 10:17 PM (+MPEM)

59 Can't fall sleep as easily with socks on.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2016 10:18 PM (1G5R8)

60 29 I knew a girl in college who hated bare feet, even when things got naked. Made things odd to be only wearing socks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:10 PM (92kX2)


As far as GF hangups go, you can certainly find much worse. That one's almost cute.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2016 10:18 PM (8nWyX)

61 LOL at being "positive"...

i'm always getting crap about my "attitude": i tell people i AM positive. "i'm sure things are going to get worse and i've never been wrong yet..."

drives them crazy, but then they also stay away with their silly perky shit.

one of my life mottoes: "cheer up, things are bound to get worse."

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2016 10:19 PM (F01LV)

62 I hope we're over this pizzzagate nonsense now - people really need to work on their filters as, apparently, the Internet enables crazy people in their craziness

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:19 PM (vhbai)

63 Tomorrow might possibly suck.

I've been in PCS limbo for a while. I'm waiting for the bureaucracy that issues the badges you wear on your shirt to issue me a badge for my shirt, so I can go to my new fancy job. For about a month. Which is right about on par. Last time it was six weeks. Another time it was six weeks.

When you're a low-ranking type, that means raking leaves, mowing lawns, and handing out towels at the gym. You know, the types of jobs that are worth roughly $15/hour.

At my rank, they just tell us to call in every other day or so. Which is kind of awesome.

But they found a temp slot for me. Which is not awesome. I start tomorrow working some dumb job on base that they normally staff with folks waiting a few weeks to get their badge. It might suck.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at December 04, 2016 10:19 PM (WV40F)

64 Christmas presents? It look likes Anthony Wiener needs some cash. Kleenex and lotion are a nice touch as well.

Huma's probably going to be stuck paying alimony. Geez, this stuff just gets better and better. I am sooo in the the Christmas spirit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 10:19 PM (+lVUW)

65 BREAKING: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is the unfunniest "comedy" ever made.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2016 09:59 PM (ZLQuU)

Sexist! That title belongs to us, and we worked hard to get it.

Posted by: Ghostbusters 2016 at December 04, 2016 10:20 PM (Ojki1)

66
As far as GF hangups go, you can certainly find much worse. That one's almost cute.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2016 10:18 PM (8nWyX)

Don't I know it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:20 PM (92kX2)

67 So, my Cats face off against the Aggies of Texas A&M.
Ought to be a good one.
Posted by: teej at December 04, 2016 10:17 PM (JEx0Z)
*******
Oh No!!!
Teej, this is not good.
A&M were my first and only college team.

I want you to win.
Johnny Football was a disgrace

Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:20 PM (6IPEM)

68 There is actually an entry at TV Tropes called Cow Tools.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 10:20 PM (XwYf6)

69 Tomorrow won't suck. It's Monday, the first day of a week that ends in a PAYDAY. Silver lining and what not.


Posted by: Eromero at December 04, 2016 10:07 PM (zLDYs)

---
take a look at your deductions as percentage of total pay and get back to us.

D:

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2016 10:20 PM (F01LV)

70 Evening, everyone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2016 10:20 PM (FYrz1)

71 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805473330929209345

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805473486600859648

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805473643002261509

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805473814545100800

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805473979557412864

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2016 10:21 PM (Ya7zs)

72 Evening again.

Hey, all you lonely guys from the last thread, cheer the fuck up! The biggest turn-off to any person (either sex), is some mopey-assed, down hearted dude shuffling around looking depressed. Who wouldn't be scared off?

Just go through life doing things YOU like to do, and you will meet someone with the same interests. There are just as many lonely women, or more, than lonely men out there, but they are going to shy away from some creepy depressed dude because of normal self preservation.

When you're pressing too hard in anything, you're going to choke, so just chill out.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at December 04, 2016 10:21 PM (qG0hz)

73 Don't get me started on feet :X

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:21 PM (vhbai)

74 6 BREAKING: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is the unfunniest "comedy" ever made.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2016 09:59 PM (ZLQuU)


Did you see the second Ron Burgundy movie?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

75 Was it the PBS thing called Soundbreakers that showed how they mixed that stuff? I think Lennon sang the last bit of that tune thru a Leslie. Pretty good show.


Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2016 10:17 PM


IIRC, he sang in while prone on the floor of the studio. It's a great recording. One of their all time best.

Posted by: otho at December 04, 2016 10:21 PM (lmIoG)

76 More Sunday Swim
wear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805474108741918724

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805474237070921728

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805474338396864513

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805474493028270084

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2016 10:22 PM (Ya7zs)

77 I hope we're over this pizzzagate nonsense now - people really need to work on their filters as, apparently, the Internet enables crazy people in their craziness.

Pizzagate is just a cover story to hide the real conspiracy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:22 PM (IcT7t)

78 Dan Fouts is a little bitch.

That is all.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:22 PM (CRotO)

79 Thanks to everyone for their advice in the last thread. I'm still in a black mood, but your thoughts did help lift it a bit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2016 10:22 PM (FYrz1)

80 74 6 BREAKING: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is the unfunniest "comedy" ever made.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2016 09:59 PM (ZLQuU)

Did you see the second Ron Burgundy movie?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 10:21 PM (+lVUW)


Rumor has it that Hudson Hawk was supposed to be a comedy. It escapes "worst comedy ever" awards only because no one found that plausible.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:23 PM (iMxBJ)

81 one of my life mottoes: "cheer up, things are bound to get worse."

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2016 10:19 PM (F01LV)

I've been know to tell people I think hope is amazing as you can't have soul-crushing despair with out it.

Life of the party, I am.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 04, 2016 10:24 PM (Ojki1)

82 57 Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 10:15 PM (XwYf6

Yeah because going to Albequerke in winter is so much for fun than going to the Bahamas


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 10:17 PM (voOPb)

--It's certainly cheaper.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 10:24 PM (XwYf6)

83 "...a blanket yes to Country Boy and Flyboy."

Okay, that fruit is hanging waaay to low to take advantage of.
Right?

Posted by: teej at December 04, 2016 10:24 PM (JEx0Z)

84 Forgot to say to nerdygirl: Heh. That's funny.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:24 PM (iMxBJ)

85 Thanks to everyone for their advice in the last thread. I'm still in a black mood, but your thoughts did help lift it a bit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2016 10:22 PM (FYrz1)


Advice? My advice is to listen to Django Reinhardt albums. Hard to be in a black mood listening to that stuff

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2016 10:24 PM (yLUuz)

86 81 one of my life mottoes: "cheer up, things are bound to get worse."

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2016 10:19 PM (F01LV)

---

Yep.

You could be a Browns' fan.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:25 PM (CRotO)

87 Rumor has it that Hudson Hawk was supposed to be a comedy. It escapes "worst comedy ever" awards only because no one found that plausible.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:23 PM (iMxBJ)

It did approach Last Action Hero levels of WTF.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:25 PM (92kX2)

88 FWIW, I'm a very positive person.

I'm positive that most media sucks.

How's that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 04, 2016 10:25 PM (C9pBZ)

89 Artist/thief Ulay sounds like a moonbat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 10:25 PM (MiBfH)

90 Hellary will never be Prez!
I so love it when everyone says,
Her fat ass will not go,
To the Oval Office no mo',
Now that Trump is big chief on the rez.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub rhyme one out at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (+MPEM)

91
Hey progtards,

Trump won. Grow the fuck up.

Get over it.


There. I feel great now!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (zu88C)

92 I hope we're over this pizzzagate nonsense now - people really need to work on their filters as, apparently, the Internet enables crazy people in their craziness

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:19 PM (vhbai) fnord (vhbai)


Nope. We're firmly in the age of the Maximally Hostile Interpretation, where What If becomes Fact.

I'm already exhausted by it.

Part of the problem is that WikiLeaks played an actually important role in this election (which is not the problem), and *that* led to the introduction (or reintroduction) of a lot of people to the thinking of conspiracy enthusiasts who also follow WikiLeaks.

This transfer is unlikely to end quickly just because accusations remain unproven. After all, a good conspiracy leaves no proof, only suggestions and hints.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (wB8Tg)

93 That story about the fashionistas at Women's Wear Daily cancelling their "holiday" party because of Hillary's defeat is priceless!
Ah, the suffering of the Left never gets old, does it?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (Nox3c)

94 I like Christmas Vacation and Last Action Hero. The former because watching it was a family tradition when I was growing up, and the latter because I don't take it seriously.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (FYrz1)

95 Rumor has it that Hudson Hawk was supposed to be a comedy. It escapes "worst comedy ever" awards only because no one found that plausible.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:23 PM (iMxBJ)

I own that movie on VHS.

And DVD.

And I think Blu Ray.

Again, life f the party, I am.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (Ojki1)

96 I'm really happy to be single now - yeah I'm lonely some but I only recently learned enough about myself where I think I can have a successful relationship again, if I chose to have one ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (vhbai)

97 33

I tried positive; all it brought me was disappointment.

So I went negative, and have not been disappointed since.
Posted by: Rage Boy at December 04, 2016 10:11 PM (2cMZj)


I'm a firm believer in this. I expect things to turn out badly, then when they turn out well, I am twice as happy.
As an example, I expected The Beast to win. Staying up late on election night, and watching Trump win to the tune of media people weeping was pure ecstasy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

98 Last Action Hero was great, people really need to take a second look at it. An entire film making fun of himself and his old movies, tied in with an actually pretty cool storyline.

Hudson Hawk was terrible but you can see the bones of an interesting concept they just executed horrendously.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (39g3+)

99 Not only do socks in bed help your sleep, they could also help your sex life.

Yeah, no. I overheat. Literally. Not hubba hubba oh baby. And then i try to kill you for annoying my sweaty, uncomfortable ass.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (FjnHy)

100 That quote is from Warden. Not ace.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (bMG0w)

101 "...a blanket yes to Country Boy and Flyboy."
----
Okay, that fruit is hanging waaay to low to take advantage of.
Right?
Posted by: teej at December 04, 2016 10:24 PM (JEx0Z)
******
* Types *
* Deletes *

You caught me first , teej!

Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:28 PM (6IPEM)

102 Use your turn signal, Jefe, and get us to the commute lane!

Posted by: 3 Cubans Pushing A Jeep at December 04, 2016 10:28 PM (7H/2n)

103 I'm a firm believer in this. I expect things to turn out badly, then when they turn out well, I am twice as happy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (+lVUW)


Optimists can only ever be disappointed; pessimists are occasionally pleasantly surprised.

Not sure if this is original or if I'm paraphrasing something I heard ages ago, but hey, it works.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (8nWyX)

104 98 Last Action Hero was great, people really need to take a second look at it. An entire film making fun of himself and his old movies, tied in with an actually pretty cool storyline.

Hudson Hawk was terrible but you can see the bones of an interesting concept they just executed horrendously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (39g3+)

The inclusion of Sandra Berhardt should have been a tip off that maybe they were doing something wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (92kX2)

105 Yeah, no. I overheat. Literally. Not hubba hubba oh baby. And then i try to kill you for annoying my sweaty, uncomfortable ass.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (FjnHy)

---

LOL!

You too?

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (CRotO)

106 The "socks = sex" thing makes scientific sense.

The female brain is connected more "fuzzily" than the male. This is why males have approximately one erogenous zone, and females have several.

Do you know what is, physically, right next to "genitals" in the brain? Feet.

Your girlfriend wants a foot massage? Give her a damn foot massage. You now know where this is going.

Posted by: mikeski at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (lO+tS)

107 watching mst 3000 still funny. can't wait til the do election 2016.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (KP5rU)

108 the only time i wear socks to bed is if, in the winter, the callouses on my soles crack from going barefoot outside...

i rub them down with bag balm and wear shoes/socks for a day or 3, then back to being a caveman

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (F01LV)

109 95 I own that movie on VHS.
And DVD.
And I think Blu Ray.
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (Ojki1)


I'm pleased to know that Hudson Hawk had a purpose, and an audience.

As for your nick, did you not notice TheDonald arriving with a fire extinguisher?

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (iMxBJ)

110 Willowed comment FWIW:

I'm reminded of the old play, I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change[i/].

Before I was married, my wife said she wasn't going to change me. She was going to raise my standards.

And she did. I'm a more grounded, mature person now. But the good news is: I've lowered her standards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (u82oZ)

111 >>>Use your turn signal, Jefe, and get us to the commute lane!

Posted by: 3 Cubans Pushing A Jeep at December 04, 2016 10:28 PM (7H/2n)<<<

**flips the bird, while passing**

Posted by: guy driving a donkey cart at December 04, 2016 10:30 PM (+MPEM)

112 77 I hope we're over this pizzzagate nonsense now - people really need to work on their filters as, apparently, the Internet enables crazy people in their craziness.

Pizzagate is just a cover story to hide the real conspiracy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:22 PM (IcT7t)



Yeah, those cryptic Podesta e-mails are about something--but what?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

113 My wife and I still make fun of an article saying that "the pad of the big toe is a magnificent erotic instrument."

But maybe we're just missing out?

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:30 PM (iMxBJ)

114 Misanthropic Humanitarian, great ONT, with lots of good content. I really liked the picture of the baby and Dad.

Goodnight all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2016 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

115 Your girlfriend wants a foot massage? Give her a damn foot massage. You now know where this is going.

Not until she washes her feet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:31 PM (IcT7t)

116 A guy with a gun walking into Comet Ping Pong is irrelevant to whether Pizza Gate is something or not.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:31 PM (Om16U)

117 Niters, Salty Dawg : )

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:31 PM (CRotO)

118 I sleep better in socks. Of course, anything else annoys me.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2016 10:32 PM (FYrz1)

119 Socks in bed?!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 04, 2016 10:32 PM (+MPEM)

120 Stockings are sox, so to speak ...

Wikileaks has turned out to be instrumental in revealing the corruption of the Clintons and the AGW bullies so maybe transparency is a good thing. Idk how to get people to return to rationality in this age of disinformation

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:32 PM (vhbai)

121 The inclusion of Sandra Berhardt should have been a tip off that maybe they were doing something wrong.

Yeah there was no way that was going to turn out well. But I kind of liked the idea of using old ditties as a timer for the caper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:32 PM (39g3+)

122 98 Last Action Hero was great, people really need to take a second look at it. An entire film making fun of himself and his old movies, tied in with an actually pretty cool storyline.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (39g3+)

I actually saw it in the theater, way back when. It was odd. Arnie owned those types of roles in the 80's and early 90's. For him to then lampoon them was more than a bit anti-intuitive. They did not do a good enough job of selling in the movie what they were in fact doing. So what happened felt like a disjointed mess.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:32 PM (92kX2)

123 Yeah, no. I overheat. Literally.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (FjnHy)


This runs contrary to every experience I've had sleeping in the same bed with girls. She will inevitably end up with all the covers and still be shivering, and I'll have just a sheet and still be too warm.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2016 10:33 PM (8nWyX)

124 Not until she washes her feet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:31 PM (IcT7t)

---

Yep.

Two days of desert tan boots in 100+ temps definitely requires a foot soak.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:33 PM (CRotO)

125 It did approach Last Action Hero levels of WTF.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:25 PM (92kX2)

Look, over there it's a man dressed as a bat climbing a building!

*Casually tosses throw blanket over case containing Blu Ray disc of the movie* *Whistles*

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at December 04, 2016 10:33 PM (Ojki1)

126 98 Hudson Hawk was terrible but you can see the bones of an interesting concept they just executed horrendously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (39g3+)


Yes, I see that. From time to time, I would see hints of a good movie that might have existed at some stage in the scripting process. But by the time it got to the screen, those bones were as picked over as though the vultures had had their fill after the hyenas were done.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:33 PM (iMxBJ)

127 Btw, Ettes, teej is a super cute redneck and a serious hunter and can fix broken stuff and kill spiders. And can cook breakfast.

Plays drums and guitar too which just makes him perfect.
I'll stop there. Just a wonderful guy.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (6IPEM)

128 Aces's stabby post is one of the best ever. Elvis singing silent night is pretty good, too.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (R2dMB)

129 My tweet:
#FakeNews says guy with a gun walked into a pizza joint in a gun-free zone DC.

#UnPossible

#PizzaGate
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 04, 2016 10:02 PM (Om16U)

Zerohedge has a story up about it now.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (D2vc1)

130 Your girlfriend wants a foot massage? Give her a damn foot massage. You now know where this is going.
Posted by: mikeski at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (lO+tS)

I have found foot rubs and neck massages to be a pretty winning formula.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (92kX2)

131 60 29 I knew a girl in college who hated bare feet, even when things got naked. Made things odd to be only wearing socks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:10 PM (92kX2)

As far as GF hangups go, you can certainly find much worse. That one's almost cute.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2016 10:18 PM (8nWyX)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: John Wayne Bobbit at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

132 Thanks buzzion, correction noted

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (voOPb)

133 98 Last Action Hero was great, people really need to take a second look at it. An entire film making fun of himself and his old movies, tied in with an actually pretty cool storyline.

Hudson Hawk was terrible but you can see the bones of an interesting concept they just executed horrendously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (39g3+)


Last Action Hero was great? I've got to say I don't agree with many of your opinions on entertainment. Thanks for continuing to confirm that. LAH sucks.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (bMG0w)

134 @101-
Didn't take a genius to see where this crowd could go with that one. L, Elle.
Just tried to head them off at the pass.

Posted by: teej at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (JEx0Z)

135 Ahnuld is a frustrated comedian.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (Om16U)

136 So on that Anthony Weiner thing ~ someone here posited that conservatives should raise $$ for him due to his uncontrollable perviness leading to the fall of the house of Clinton ~ and about the name of Weiner that made me think of the Oscar Myer Wiener commercial from my youth ~ which made me think of this new version:

Oh I wish I were a little Tony Weiner
That is what I truly want to be.
Cause if I were that little Tony Weiner
The whole alt right would be in love with me

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (adIhC)

137 Yeah, those cryptic Podesta e-mails are about something--but what?

It's conspiracies all the way down. The PizzaGate freaks, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, Skull and Bones, all duped by the deeper conspiracy. And there's a conspiracy behind that.

Behind it all? Dolphins.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:35 PM (IcT7t)

138 99 Not only do socks in bed help your sleep, they could also help your sex life.

Yeah, no. I overheat. Literally. Not hubba hubba oh baby. And then i try to kill you for annoying my sweaty, uncomfortable ass.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 04, 2016 10:27 PM (FjnHy)
-------------------------------------------------

I once dated a woman who threw off a ton of heat, but didn't sweat. (wore socks to bed)

I sweat, a LOT.

We forgot to keep to our separate sides of the bed once. Only once.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 04, 2016 10:35 PM (ZsN9X)

139 This redhead in Mission Impossible 15 is pretty fetching, especially in that dress.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:35 PM (92kX2)

140 Our boy Leo finished his championship today at the Conroe Kennel Club Show by going Best of Winners for the second major win he needed. The weather was horrible, cold and raining, and we very nearly jacked it in. Happy we didn't.

Now on to show Leo's brother Max, a lovely dog but a complete shit.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 04, 2016 10:35 PM (J8/9G)

141 Scott Adams wrote a blog piece about "Pizzagate" a few days ago. I first saw something about it here, looked at it a but, and decided it was likely nonsense. It reminded me of the day-care child molesting satanic cult hysteria of the '80s, where a lot of innocent people were destroyed.

And that's what Scott Adams noticed to, and I looked into the allegations more out of curiosity, and it is very similar to those. Adams mentions the McMartin preschool case. There are very similar things here. Underground secret rooms and tunnels and all that shit.

The thing Pizzagate doesn't have is any actual alleged victims. The McMartin case did, and those "victims" were all children who had the idea they were abused planted in their heads by investigators and psychologists who were damn sure they had been abused and wouldn't take no for an answer. So the children said what they all wanted to hear.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (DW+jj)

142 To be fair, if I had a squid I'd be looking to throw it too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (oZEJt)

143 127 Btw, Ettes, teej is a super cute redneck and a serious hunter and can fix broken stuff and kill spiders. And can cook breakfast.

Plays drums and guitar too which just makes him perfect.
I'll stop there. Just a wonderful guy.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (6IPEM)

---

I can hunt, fix broken shit, and kill spiders...

Wait...

E'lle, you know the deal.

Pics or I call bullshit.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (CRotO)

144 My feet get dried out if I wear socks to bed, or at least it feels like they are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (39g3+)

145 Dan Fouts is a little bitch.

That is all.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:22 PM (CRotO)

Tourette's Raider Nation is back.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (D2vc1)

146 Those bottle nosed fuckers

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (vhbai)

147 Country boy, I saw zerohedge

I just always like to snark about gunfree zones

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (Om16U)

148 What's the slowest thing in the world? A Cuban funeral procession with no jumper cables.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (Nwg0u)

149 Teej,
See my:

127 Btw, Ettes, teej is a super cute redneck and a serious hunter and can fix broken stuff and kill spiders. And can cook breakfast.
Plays drums and guitar too which just makes him perfect.
I'll stop there. Just a wonderful guy.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:34 PM (6IPEM)

Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (6IPEM)

150 137 Behind it all? Dolphins.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:35 PM (IcT7t)


Exactly. They never miss a chance to roll over a bit and eyeball you as they swim past. They never forget a face, and once they see you, they can spy on you whenever they want, using plovers.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:37 PM (iMxBJ)

151 137 Yeah, those cryptic Podesta e-mails are about something--but what?

It's conspiracies all the way down. The PizzaGate freaks, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, Skull and Bones, all duped by the deeper conspiracy. And there's a conspiracy behind that.

Behind it all? Dolphins.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:35 PM (IcT7t)


I thought it was turtles all the way down.

But maybe that's what *they* wanted me to think.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 10:37 PM (sdi6R)

152 The baby's red cheeks in the "bonding" pic wil surely tug at the heartstrings of ever Moron mom who no longer has a sweet baby at home..

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at December 04, 2016 10:37 PM (R2dMB)

153 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (D2vc1)

---

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:37 PM (CRotO)

154 Bebe, how was your weekend?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2016 10:37 PM (FYrz1)

155 People scoff at that Pizzagate thing, but something damn strange is going on there. Its not exactly like huge sweeping high level pedo rings haven't been uncovered recently or anything. Let's not act like its inconceivable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (39g3+)

156 Hi all.

Glad to be home. Worked our Christmas Past Open House. Today we had 8 inches of snow in N IL.

One person today. To we had a lot more the last 2 days.

I've got one holiday thing out of the way. Good luck yo ya'all.

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (o/90i)

157 My feet get dried out if I wear socks to bed, or at least it feels like they are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (39g3+)

=====

If you are so inclined, use Merino Wool socks.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (L+dg+)

158 As for your nick, did you not notice TheDonald arriving with a fire extinguisher?
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (iMxBJ)

It was the first nick in the queue and I didn't look closely.

And I am hopeful that The Donald has a fire extinguisher but I've been fooled before.

Trust but verify, as someone once said.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (Ojki1)

159 But maybe that's what *they* wanted me to think.

Exactly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (IcT7t)

160 i forgot how funny this shit is. thanks comet tv.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

161 Sandra Bernhart. Ball, Ball!

Posted by: Eromero at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (zLDYs)

162 Behold the power of ... feet

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (vhbai)

163 I have it on good authority that having sex with your socks on means that you are still a virgin. we could get into a discussion of toe and foot orgasms

Posted by: lurking grandma at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (2VaQu)

164 105 LOL! You too?
Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:29 PM (

It's cause we're soooo hot. Licks finger, touches ass...sizzle
Bwwwaaaaahhhhh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 04, 2016 10:39 PM (FjnHy)

165 90 Hellary will never be Prez!
I so love it when everyone says,
Her fat ass will not go,
To the Oval Office no mo',
Now that Trump is big chief on the rez.
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub rhyme one out at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (+MPEM)


Is there a Nobel Prize for Poetry?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

166 A guy with a gun walking into Comet Ping Pong is irrelevant to whether Pizza Gate is something or not.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:31 PM (Om16U)

Sort of makes you wonder if this was a staged "atrocity" with the goal of painting all the pizzagate theorists as dangerous nuts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 10:39 PM (MiBfH)

167 lmao

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:39 PM (CRotO)

168 Fidel should have stuck with a donkey cart. Donkey carts are the most beloved form of transportation in Cuba.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2016 10:39 PM (ZLQuU)

169 So Hampshire College put the flag back up? Well, all you have to know about Hampshire College is that's where Trigglypuff goes to school.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2016 10:39 PM (qJhUV)

170 >>>To be fair, if I had a squid I'd be looking to throw it too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (oZEJt)<<<


We look forward to seeing you at a game, eh.

Posted by: the Detroit Red Wings at December 04, 2016 10:40 PM (+MPEM)

171 People scoff at that Pizzagate thing, but something damn strange is going on there. Its not exactly like huge sweeping high level pedo rings haven't been uncovered recently or anything. Let's not act like its inconceivable.

There is weirdness there. What there isn't is hard evidence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:40 PM (IcT7t)

172 163 I have it on good authority that having sex with your socks on means that you are still a virgin. we could get into a discussion of toe and foot orgasms
Posted by: lurking grandma at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (2VaQu)

The things you learn on the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:40 PM (92kX2)

173 The Thagomizer cartoon is my #1 ranked Far Side of them all. Glad to see it mentioned in that article.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 04, 2016 10:40 PM (w+Jhj)

174 Speaking of throwing squids...



GO ARMY!

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:40 PM (CRotO)

175 The mental image of a dog, with businesslike determination, stuffing a cat into a fax machine document feeder is hilarious,

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 04, 2016 10:40 PM (R+30W)

176 93 That story about the fashionistas at Women's Wear Daily cancelling their "holiday" party because of Hillary's defeat is priceless!
Ah, the suffering of the Left never gets old, does it?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (Nox3c)


Why it's almost like they are a bunch of shallow people with the emotional development of 3 year olds.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

177 Stop freaking me out, man.

I had Pizza for dinner.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2016 10:41 PM (c8Ctg)

178
My feet get dried out if I wear socks to bed, or at least it feels like they are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
=====
If you are so inclined, use Merino Wool socks.
Posted by: Flyboy


Put some hand lotion on your feet.
I assume they don't make foot lotion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2016 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

179 I've got the perfect present for Mr. Weiner -- Lorena Bobbitt's phone number.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2016 10:42 PM (oZEJt)

180 Underground secret rooms and tunnels and all that shit.

---

All that is speculation.

What is circumstantial but real include:

Weird use of pizza words in emails
John and Tony Podesta involvement with Abramivich's spirit cooking
Tony Podesta's very freaky pedi and serial killer art and other drowsiness
John and Tony Podesta's uncanny resemblance to the wanted posters in the Madeleine McCann case

These two brothers cannot stand scrutiny

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:42 PM (Om16U)

181 Um, going a bit overboard there L, Elle, dontcha think?

I'm going to hit the rack before you type any more of that.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at December 04, 2016 10:42 PM (JEx0Z)

182 >>we could get into a discussion of toe and foot orgasms
Posted by: lurking grandma at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (2VaQu)


Someone's double-jointed.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2016 10:42 PM (c8Ctg)

183 There is weirdness there. What there isn't is hard evidence.


Yeah something is going on, what it is we don't know but there's enough for someone to be looking much closer rather than just sneering at it and dismissing the whole thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:42 PM (39g3+)

184
See the movie 'Raise the Red Lantern'.

Posted by: Rage Boy at December 04, 2016 10:43 PM (2cMZj)

185 179 I've got the perfect present for Mr. Weiner -- Lorena Bobbitt's phone number.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2016 10:42 PM (oZEJt)

It would be an elegant solution for both of them. He could go on to do frankenporn and she could collect another...

NVM.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:43 PM (92kX2)

186 I'm really happy to be single now - yeah I'm lonely some but I only recently learned enough about myself where I think I can have a successful relationship again, if I chose to have one ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:26 PM (vhbai)

I'm feeling pretty positive about my prospects for 2017 at this point, so yeah maybe I can work on a little better attitude in that area myself. It'd be nice to share a good year with someone for once.

Plus my roommates are bound and determined to help me meet a nice girl, that in itself could end up being an endless source of entertainment.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 10:43 PM (D2vc1)

187 drowsiness = freakiness

Pedi = pedo

Dang auto cucumber

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:43 PM (Om16U)

188 I hate having to listen to Dan "no Super Bowl Trophy" Fouts. I wish someone would come up with an app to sync the TV with the radio. Would much rather listen to Greg Papa and Tom Flores for 4 hours.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:43 PM (CRotO)

189 157 My feet get dried out if I wear socks to bed
---------
If you are so inclined, use Merino Wool socks.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (L+dg+)

^ This ^
I was surprised how smooth my feet became after switching from cotton to Smartwool.

Posted by: Emmie at December 04, 2016 10:43 PM (xVuS6)

190 You don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see the left's attempts to normalize early sexualization as what they are - but sometimes a pizza is just a pizza. When your only moral foundation is sex without consequence, you don't have a lot of message to offer ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:43 PM (vhbai)

191 175 The mental image of a dog, with businesslike determination, stuffing a cat into a fax machine document feeder is hilarious,

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 04, 2016 10:40 PM (R+30W)

One of my favorite coffee mugs. My girls gave it to me one year for Xmas years ago when they were young.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 10:43 PM (voOPb)

192 I can hunt, fix broken shit, and kill spiders... Wait...
E'lle, you know the deal.
Pics or I call bullshit.
Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM
*****
Well, you'll have to trust me. Super cute redneck.
Alpha all the way. You're going to have to stop killing spiders and fixing broken shit but he'll let you go hunting with him.
He is generous that way.


Don't protest and be all modest, teej.


Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:44 PM (6IPEM)

193 137 Yeah, those cryptic Podesta e-mails are about something--but what?

It's conspiracies all the way down. The PizzaGate freaks, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, Skull and Bones, all duped by the deeper conspiracy. And there's a conspiracy behind that.

Behind it all? Dolphins.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If, on inauguration day, all the dolphins suddenly leave the Earth saying "So long and thanks for all the fish . . .MAGA" I will start to get suspicious.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 04, 2016 10:44 PM (adIhC)

194 Toe and foot orgasms? Do they make foot massager attachments for the Sybian?

Asking for a friend, of course.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)

195 "You're going to have to stop killing spiders and fixing broken shit..."

---

Yeah.

Not gonna happen.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:45 PM (CRotO)

196 Socks in bed during sex? As long as they're the "rusuu socksu" kind, I think that's alright. And I uh, I, uh...

Why are you lookin' at me like that?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 04, 2016 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)

197 If, on inauguration day, all the dolphins suddenly leave the Earth saying "So long and thanks for all the fish . . .MAGA" I will start to get suspicious.

Are you saying the dolphins might be a front for the weasels?

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:45 PM (IcT7t)

198 Speaking of dolphins, they can be very cute

http://tinyurl.com/hm35oq6

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:46 PM (39g3+)

199 I recommend udder balm for dry, cracked feet. concentrated lanolin

Posted by: lurking grandma at December 04, 2016 10:46 PM (2VaQu)

200 SMFH, is dan fouts still a thing? i had no idea. he's always been an arrogant p.i.t.a. nbc?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2016 10:46 PM (KP5rU)

201 Behind it all? Dolphins.

------

Yeah. The dolphins. It's all on them.

Posted by: The Manatees at December 04, 2016 10:46 PM (ZLQuU)

202 Having seen the Huntsman for SoS story on Hot Air, but nothing here yet, let me say that I only have a vague recollection, right or wrong, that he's a RINO-y douche. That may be wrong, but what's for darn certain is that he is NOT fluent in Mandarin Chinese. I wish people would stop saying that, especially he himself. His Mandarin sounds horrendous. Zuckerberg level bad. No, wait. It's as bad as Hillary's fake southern accent. Saw a video of him making a stab-your-ear-drums-with-an-awl speech, and he was insufferably full of himself. For the love of Pete, no Huntsman!

Posted by: Arkady at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (5FDXS)

203 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12858

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (vBeA5)

204 "Until religious leaders stand up and take responsibility for the actions of those who do things in the name of their religion, we will see no resolution." - The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby.

Is he talking about Christianity or Islam? Given the trajectory of Anglicanism, I expect he's just another liberal schmuck like Kate Schori, or Rowan Williams.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (rH4JY)

205 See, I called it.
Super modest.

Anyway, teej is the bestest.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (6IPEM)

206 196 Socks in bed during sex? As long as they're the "rusuu socksu" kind, I think that's alright. And I uh, I, uh...

Why are you lookin' at me like that?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 04, 2016 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)

Are those the glove like socks? They kind of creep me out and I do not have foot issues.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (92kX2)

207 180 Underground secret rooms and tunnels and all that shit.

---

All that is speculation.

What is circumstantial but real include:

Weird use of pizza words in emails
John and Tony Podesta involvement with Abramivich's spirit cooking
Tony Podesta's very freaky pedi and serial killer art and other drowsiness
John and Tony Podesta's uncanny resemblance to the wanted posters in the Madeleine McCann case

These two brothers cannot stand scrutiny
Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:42 PM (Om16U)


Plus an Andrew Breitbart tweet from 2011 suggesting that John Podesta is a pedophile.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

208 Yeah, he was all burthurt that we didn't lose today, chavez.

Nothing like having some douche that hates your guts calling the game.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (CRotO)

209 193 If, on inauguration day, all the dolphins suddenly leave the Earth saying "So long and thanks for all the fish . . .MAGA" I will start to get suspicious.
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 04, 2016 10:44 PM (adIhC)


Imagine if all the dolphins and whales started sporting MAGA hats. I would pay good money for shots of leftist faces trying to deal with that one.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)

210 197 Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu

If, on inauguration day, all the dolphins suddenly leave the Earth saying "So long and thanks for all the fish . . .MAGA" I will start to get suspicious.

Are you saying the dolphins might be a front for the weasels?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

No ~ I am saying "weasels ripped my flesh."

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 04, 2016 10:48 PM (adIhC)

211
It's conspiracies all the way down. The PizzaGate freaks, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, Skull and Bones, all duped by the deeper conspiracy. And there's a conspiracy behind that.

Behind it all? Dolphins.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:35 PM (IcT7t)


I have come to the conclusion that the basic sub-unit of all human organizations - of any size - is the conspiracy.

It comes with the ability to self organize in groups from 2 to about 100, and to develop hierarchies at greater aggregations.




Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2016 10:48 PM (yLUuz)

212 Ur damn right UT has spent a fortune on new coaches! Still not understanding how a former Defensive coach like Strong ( FFS! STRONG is his damn name!) could have the shittiest defense in the Big 12 this year. Really had high hopes for him but somwhere in the coaching staff is an undelicious cancer to have caused Strong to be sent packing. That or his team is rife with special snowflake darth millenials- which being in Austin isn't out of the realm of possibility

Posted by: ButterBunz at December 04, 2016 10:48 PM (AqZIp)

213 Anyway, there are way too many pedos in the world. You see them out and about touring 3rd world countries.
We know they're in Hollywood.
Reason says they are in DC too.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:49 PM (Om16U)

214 If, on inauguration day, all the dolphins suddenly leave the Earth saying "So long and thanks for all the fish . . .MAGA" I will start to get suspicious.
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 04, 2016 10:44 PM (adIhC)

Horrible Donald Trump has cause the Earth wide extinction of dolphins- and it's just his first half day in office!

Posted by: MSM at December 04, 2016 10:49 PM (Ojki1)

215 I recommend udder balm for dry, cracked feet. concentrated lanolin
Posted by: lurking grandma at December 04, 2016 10:46 PM (2VaQu)

=====

This. Also, Eucirin Plus.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 04, 2016 10:49 PM (L+dg+)

216 207 Plus an Andrew Breitbart tweet from 2011 suggesting that John Podesta is a pedophile.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (sdi6R)


Technically, he suggested that John Podesta actively covers up for pedophiles.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:49 PM (iMxBJ)

217 Stockings are something women need to get back into. I like bare legs too but stockings are really hot and a fancy pair can be pretty amazing to look at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:49 PM (39g3+)

218 No ~ I am saying "weasels ripped my flesh."

https://youtu.be/0TcfL84Kgqc?t=41m1s (sfw, but not your ears)

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:49 PM (IcT7t)

219 !>>>>Nothing like having some douche that hates your guts calling the game.


Oh we know every time Troy Aikman calls a Packer game. It's bad enough Joe Buck is there then throw him in the booth, yucky

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 10:50 PM (voOPb)

220 Technically, he suggested that John Podesta actively covers up for pedophiles.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:49 PM (iMxBJ)

Which is misprision of a felony, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 10:50 PM (MiBfH)

221 "Are those the glove like socks? They kind of creep me out and I do not have foot issues.





Posted by: Aetius451AD"

Do a GIS for "loose socks" and note what type of person usually wears them.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 04, 2016 10:50 PM (w+Jhj)

222 Country boy, I saw zerohedge

I just always like to snark about gunfree zones

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:36 PM (Om16U)

Gotcha, sorry.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 10:50 PM (D2vc1)

223
>>>Toe and foot orgasms? Do they make foot massager attachments for the Sybian?
Asking for a friend, of course.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)<<<

Thanks, buddy.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 04, 2016 10:50 PM (+MPEM)

224 There once was a candidate named Hillary,
Whose cackle put you to mind of a pillory,
A liar, past to present,
A grifter, to the last cent,
But not President, nor willsheeverly ...

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at December 04, 2016 10:50 PM (AoK0a)

225 LOL MisHum

Yep.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (CRotO)

226 208: know the feeling. troy and joe buck really, really hate us. oh well, the feeling is mutual. actually, phil simms was bearable today.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

227 113 My wife and I still make fun of an article saying that "the pad of the big toe is a magnificent erotic instrument."

But maybe we're just missing out?
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:30 PM (iMxBJ)


I'm Rex Ryan, and I approve of this message.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (1JnAL)

228 I hate having to listen to Dan "no Super Bowl Trophy" Fouts.


Fouts was better than a bunch of QBs who won Super Bowls.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (vYaiw)

229 I don't want to sound like a pussy, but ginning up hatred to a point where a citizen deems it worthy of self-investigating with a rifle is the politics of the past. This extreme bullshit is no different on either end. While we are in this cultural blender phase, we need to pour off the heads and tails and just bottle the good stuff in the middle

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (vhbai)

230 "Loose socks" makes me think of roaming bands of socks that escaped the dryer, out causing trouble. When socks go bad....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (39g3+)

231 Ok, how's the guy with the beer bottle not going to spill anything?

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2016 10:52 PM (29QcC)

232 Behind it all? Dolphins

Rapey bastards!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 04, 2016 10:52 PM (FjnHy)

233 Adams mentions the McMartin preschool case.

There was a tv movie about the McMartin Preschool case. It was awful what was done to those people. As the allegations became more and more outrageous, very few of the people involved in the prosecution backed down. It was eerily similar to the prosecution's refusal to face reality in the Duke LaCrosse rape case.
They just ruin people's lives because their pride won't let them admit that they screwed up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

234 Do a GIS for "loose socks" and note what type of person usually wears them.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 04, 2016 10:50 PM (w+Jhj)

*Looks* Ah. Japanese school girl look. Figures.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:52 PM (92kX2)

235 I had a girlfriend once who couldn't stand having her feet touched.

Apart from that, though... good memories. *sigh*

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 10:52 PM (sdi6R)

236 Imagine if all the dolphins and whales started sporting MAGA hats. I would pay good money for shots of leftist faces trying to deal with that one.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)

Screw those traitors! Time to produce dolphin un-safe tuna again!

Posted by: PETA at December 04, 2016 10:52 PM (Ojki1)

237 Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2016 10:03 PM (pCet1)

I saw a great Newhart Show clip the other day and one that could never be made today. A woman comes to see Newhart and starts telling him about all her neurotic fears, which range from being buried alive in a box to driving. He shouts at her "JUST STOP IT!" She says, "My mom..." He tells her "Do you want to be a loon? Just stop it..." "But during my childhood...." "We don't go there. Just stop it...."

Imagine someone showing up in a shrink's office today and saying, "I think I'm a woman trapped in a man's body..." "JUST STOP IT!" "I've been crying every day since Hillary lost..." "JUST STOP IT!" "I saw Trump's name written in chalk on the sidewalk and I was microaggressed so much I had to eat 10 doughnuts..."
"JUST STOP IT!"

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 04, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951)

238 we could get into a discussion of toe and foot orgasms


Posted by: lurking grandma at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (2VaQu)

I'm more interested in the fact that a grandmother would be discussing this.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 10:52 PM (D2vc1)

239 Hillary recounts
Wisconsin yields two votes
Jill Stein retires rich

Posted by: The Haiku Guy at December 04, 2016 10:53 PM (ZLQuU)

240 228 I hate having to listen to Dan "no Super Bowl Trophy" Fouts.


Fouts was better than a bunch of QBs who won Super Bowls.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (vYaiw)

WTF are you talking about?
Posted by: Trent Dilfer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 10:53 PM (voOPb)

241 113 My wife and I still make fun of an article saying that "the pad of the big toe is a magnificent erotic instrument."

But maybe we're just missing out?
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:30 PM (iMxBJ)

======

Ignore that at your detriment. An Ex loved attention there. After thorough cleaning, of course.

Posted by: Flyboy at December 04, 2016 10:53 PM (L+dg+)

242 Fouts was better than a bunch of QBs who won Super Bowls.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (vYaiw)

---

*snort*

I'm worm food, and I still throw better than Fouts.

Posted by: Zombie Kenny Stabler at December 04, 2016 10:53 PM (CRotO)

243 >>>Behind it all? Dolphins.



Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of
Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:35 PM (IcT7t)<<<




Well, not the Miami Dolphins. They can't even plot out a good offense.

Posted by: the Ravens defense picking off Tannehill 3 times at December 04, 2016 10:54 PM (+MPEM)

244 I had a girlfriend who didn't want to date any guy whose second toe was longer than his big toe. It was very odd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)

245 235 I had a girlfriend once who couldn't stand having her feet touched.

Apart from that, though... good memories. *sigh*
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 10:52 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah. *suspicious* she did not go to IU, did she?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 10:54 PM (92kX2)

246 Great Farts in History

According to the Greek historian Herodotus, a fart set off a chain of events that led to a revolt against King Apries of Egypt. The repercussions were even worse in first-century Jerusalem: The historian Josephus tells us that an irreverent Roman soldier lowered his pants, bent over, and "spoke such words as you might expect upon such a posture." The incident took place shortly before the Passover and caused a riot that led to the deaths of 10,000 people.

http://tinyurl.com/jox8fpc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 04, 2016 10:54 PM (Nwg0u)

247 >>>Fouts was better than a bunch of QBs who won Super Bowls.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (vYaiw)
<<<



**sobs**

Posted by: Trent Dilfer at December 04, 2016 10:54 PM (+MPEM)

248 229 I don't want to sound like a pussy, but ginning up hatred to a point where a citizen deems it worthy of self-investigating with a rifle is the politics of the past.

---

The gun guy thing is weird. They say he's a bit role actor. Let's wait until more of the facts are out.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:55 PM (Om16U)

249 218 No ~ I am saying "weasels ripped my flesh."

https://youtu.be/0TcfL84Kgqc?t=41m1s (sfw, but not your ears)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Heh ~ that is why I love this site ~ I knew someone would get the Mothers of Invention reference. Nice. Didya Get Any Onya is the truly wtf song from that album as I recall.

Frank Zappa was truly disturbed. But he did some great stuff occasionally ~ Joe's Garage is a truly great pop song.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 04, 2016 10:55 PM (adIhC)

250 202 Having seen the Huntsman for SoS story on Hot Air, but nothing here yet, let me say that I only have a vague recollection, right or wrong, that he's a RINO-y douche. That may be wrong, but what's for darn certain is that he is NOT fluent in Mandarin Chinese. I wish people would stop saying that, especially he himself. His Mandarin sounds horrendous. Zuckerberg level bad. No, wait. It's as bad as Hillary's fake southern accent. Saw a video of him making a stab-your-ear-drums-with-an-awl speech, and he was insufferably full of himself. For the love of Pete, no Huntsman!
Posted by: Arkady at December 04, 2016 10:47 PM (5FDXS)
====

Romney-lite.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 04, 2016 10:55 PM (EZebt)

251 I had a girlfriend who didn't want to date any guy whose second toe was longer than his big toe.

How would she know?
Is this something her dates talked about?

Posted by: Rage Boy at December 04, 2016 10:55 PM (2cMZj)

252 Posted by: The Haiku Guy at December 04, 2016 10:53 PM (ZLQuU)

Didn't Trump get 33 more in some Wisconsin county?

It would really be funny if the recount resulting in Trump picking up more votes.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 04, 2016 10:55 PM (P8951)

253 237 I saw a great Newhart Show clip the other day and one that could never be made today. A woman comes to see Newhart and starts telling him about all her neurotic fears, which range from being buried alive in a box to driving. He shouts at her "JUST STOP IT!" She says, "My mom..." He tells her "Do you want to be a loon? Just stop it..." "But during my childhood...." "We don't go there. Just stop it...."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 04, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951)


Pretty sure that's an SNL sketch.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:55 PM (iMxBJ)

254 Well, not the Miami Dolphins. They can't even plot out a good offense.

Could be. I don't know. I'm sick so all this is coming out my literal fevered imagination.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:56 PM (IcT7t)

255 @ 219- Listening to Joe Buck is like having a cheese grater taken to your hide. But faaaaar worse is Chris Collinsworth whom my wife refers to as the human dildo. The epitome of a captain obvious

Posted by: ButterBunz at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (AqZIp)

256 I did go through the 12 or so pages of "evidence" for PizzaGate that was posted on Reddit before the management there decided to stick their fat grubbies in.

It was one of the most over-wrought things I've ever read. Symmetrical logos are somehow proof of crime, jokes about disobedient children equal bondage, badly-drawn pictures of elves are Satanic, an admittedly creepy fake witch doing campfire tales is also proof of.... something, other than bad taste.

And *of course* they talk about food, they're foodies, they have huge food parties.

I don't know that this is "covering up" some other crime, but if it was, it would probably be illegal donations, electoral fraud, etc.

I lot of people see something suspicious, the problem is that they end up six leagues down the road of the narrative before they try to get their ducks in a row.

Hell, there *could* be "something" there, and I wish someone would find it if there was, instead of stacking suppositions on other suppositions.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (wB8Tg)

257 *eyes Blanco*

How many fingers am I holding up.

*jazz hands*

Posted by: Zombie Kenny Stabler at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (CRotO)

258 "Fidel Castro did a very important thing: he made Cuba what it is. He turned a small island state which no one spoke about, into an important factor of world politics. He made Cuba the state whose opinion cannot be ignored by world powers today," Professor Lazar Kheifets of St. Petersburg State University, Russia

Not to get all Godwin here, but Hitler did the same for Auschwitz. Is that commendable? That you made some no name place into a byword for "worst possible totalitarian fuck up", is that really that difficult? Is that really an accomplishment? If I were Castro, I think I could do that easily. I think most people could do that easily.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (rH4JY)

259 The early Christmas gift is off by 12 hours, unfortunately. The correct URL for the gift is http://tinyurl.com/jcky5ew.

Posted by: Pedantic Man at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (/5WKY)

260 Fouts was great against my Broncos as a kid - mad respect

You know what else is cute? Toes ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (vhbai)

261 I'm sick so all this is coming out my literal fevered imagination.

Get well after hallucinating correct lottery numbers !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (AoK0a)

262 Posted by: Publius Redux at December 04, 2016 10:55 PM (adIhC)

Disturbed? I don't think so Scooter. And Zappa never had WTF songs on any LP

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (voOPb)

263 The historian Josephus tells us that an irreverent Roman soldier lowered his pants, bent over, and "spoke such words as you might expect upon such a posture."

Roman soldiers wore pants?

I thought the Romans, like the Horde, were pantless.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (P8951)

264 Oops.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (CRotO)

265 *eyes Blanco*

How many fingers am I holding up.

*jazz hands*


Yes!

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:58 PM (IcT7t)

266 Two socks, or three?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 04, 2016 10:58 PM (Kucy5)

267 Two socks, or three?

There! Are! Four! Socks!

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 10:59 PM (IcT7t)

268 I saw this linked at American Digest earlier tonight. It's the backstory to the "Disaster Girl" internet meme. Pretty cool.

http://www.refinery29.com/2016/07/116732/who-is-disaster-girl-meme

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 10:59 PM (sdi6R)

269 Dear Santa,
Please send me a baby brother.
love, Johnny

Dear Johnny,
Gladly! Send me your mother.
Santa

Posted by: madamemayhem at December 04, 2016 10:59 PM (yTnCT)

270 How would she know?

It didn't go very far and I wasn't inclined to ask. She was kind of odd anyway.

My feet are gnarly

It was one of the most over-wrought things I've ever read.

Yeah there's a lot of bizarre stuff that's trotted out as evidence, then there's some stuff that makes you go "what the??" and then there is stuff that is pretty obviously code for something, but nobody knows what.

The trick is to look at it and decide there's more going on than meets the eye, not to invent stuff you think it might be. The pedo stuff seems plausible based on some of the imagery, but there's no real evidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:00 PM (39g3+)

271 246 Great Farts in History

According to the Greek historian Herodotus, a fart set off a chain of events that led to a revolt against King Apries of Egypt. The repercussions were even worse in first-century Jerusalem: The historian Josephus tells us that an irreverent Roman soldier lowered his pants, bent over, and "spoke such words as you might expect upon such a posture." The incident took place shortly before the Passover and caused a riot that led to the deaths of 10,000 people.

http://tinyurl.com/jox8fpc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 04, 2016 10:54 PM (Nwg0u)


I fart in Wittenburg, they smell it in Rome.

Posted by: Martin Luther at December 04, 2016 11:00 PM (XwYf6)

272 >>>Two socks, or three?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 04, 2016 10:58 PM (Kucy5)<<<

If Maet still did the Sunday leaderboards we'd know how many socks.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at December 04, 2016 11:00 PM (+MPEM)

273 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (wB8Tg)


I think there was too much speculation.

But did you see the copy of Alefantis' Instagram account?

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:00 PM (Om16U)

274 217 Stockings are something women need to get back into. I like bare legs too but stockings are really hot and a fancy pair can be pretty amazing to look at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:49 PM (39g3+)


Back in high school, I had the honor and priviledge of attending a show in the basement of a condemned warehouse in Grand Rapids MI with a band that had a song expressing the same sentiment.

https://youtu.be/KvaCJt099Ag?t=48s

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2016 11:00 PM (8nWyX)

275 *eyes Blanco*

How many fingers am I holding up.

*jazz hands*
Posted by: Zombie Kenny Stabler at December 04, 2016 10:57 PM (CRotO)

There. Are. Two. Jazz. Hands.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at December 04, 2016 11:01 PM (Ojki1)

276 Dear Santa,
Please send me a baby brother.
love, Johnny

Dear Johnny,
Gladly! Send me your mother.
Santa
Posted by: madamemayhem at December 04, 2016 10:59 PM (yTnCT)

=====

Posted by: Flyboy at December 04, 2016 11:01 PM (L+dg+)

277 Splunge, here's the scene from the Newhart Show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 04, 2016 11:01 PM (P8951)

278 >> As the allegations became more and more outrageous, very
>> few of the people involved in the prosecution backed down.

There were quite of few of these cases. I remember reading some WSJ articles about one in Wennatchee, WA, which was absolutely horrible.

The trouble with these things is people's rational mind, the ability to think critically shuts down with highly emotional cases (as well as deeply held beliefs). These things can just snowball into a full blown moral panic type of thing.

Witch hunts, the real hunts back in the day, were an example. As we've gotten more sophisticated, we look back on such things as embarrassing primitive behavior. But we still do it. Our witches just become more sophisticated.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:01 PM (DW+jj)

279 I don't want to sound like a pussy, but ginning up hatred to a point where a citizen deems it worthy of self-investigating with a rifle is the politics of the past. This extreme bullshit is no different on either end. While we are in this cultural blender phase, we need to pour off the heads and tails and just bottle the good stuff in the middle

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (vhbai)

Maybe you should change your nic to "Average Joe".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:01 PM (MiBfH)

280 The trick is to look at it and decide there's more going on than meets the eye, not to invent stuff you think it might be.

----

Yup.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:01 PM (Om16U)

281 He made Cuba the state whose opinion cannot be ignored by world powers today

Which is blatant nonsense. Nobody gives a damn what Cuba says, even Cubans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:02 PM (39g3+)

282 Fouts was better than a bunch of QBs who won Super Bowls.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (vYaiw)

Did you say something?

My Super Bowl ring was in front of my ear.

Posted by: Mark Rypien at December 04, 2016 11:02 PM (1JnAL)

283 277 Splunge, here's the scene from the Newhart Show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 04, 2016 11:01 PM (P8951)


Ah, right you are. A friend had shown me that, and I was so sure I had recognized the woman as an SNL castmember. Anyway, sorry for the false correction.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 11:02 PM (iMxBJ)

284 Stockings are something women need to get back into. I like bare legs too but stockings are really hot and a fancy pair can be pretty amazing to look at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:49 PM (39g3+)

Japan has a term for the best of both worlds: zetta ryokai.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at December 04, 2016 11:03 PM (Ojki1)

285 213 Anyway, there are way too many pedos in the world. You see them out and about touring 3rd world countries.
We know they're in Hollywood.
Reason says they are in DC too.
Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 10:49 PM (Om16U)

Also, way too many locally. It's shocking how many cases hit the news around here. Sometimes two different cases on the same day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

286 The way I see it about nylons is that they keep your legs warm while looking good, and then you can wear dresses which every guy likes.

Just avoid the ones with neon under the skirt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:03 PM (39g3+)

287 >>>Fouts was better than a bunch of QBs who won Super Bowls.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 10:51 PM (vYaiw)



Did you say something?



My Super Bowl ring was in front of my ear.

Posted by: Mark Rypien at December 04, 2016 11:02 PM (1JnAL)<<<

Wait, they don't belong in there. **pulls both rings from ears**

Posted by: ChelsEli Manning at December 04, 2016 11:03 PM (+MPEM)

288 Humans see patterns. It's what we do.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:03 PM (Om16U)

289 I'd rather talk about feet and stockings than farts, just sayin

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:03 PM (vhbai)

290 Uh oh

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 11:03 PM (iMxBJ)

291 George Zimmer (The Men's Wearhouse guy) was a regular customer at the movie theater I worked at when I was young. He had a lot less grey back then (so did I, come to think of it).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (S2VsH)

292 The warring socks during sex made whatcultures 12 life hacks for sex.

https://youtu.be/mq-GnXzBdw4

Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (bMG0w)

293 Do a GIS for "loose socks" and note what type of person usually wears them.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 04, 2016 10:50 PM (w+Jhj) fnord (w+Jhj)


People with big feet?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (wB8Tg)

294 Beware the Ides of December ...

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (AoK0a)

295 **eyes nerdygirl**


How YOU doin?!

Posted by: TEH Barrel at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (+MPEM)

296 /

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (vhbai)

297 Feed me.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (ZLQuU)

298

hides nerdy girl from The Barrel

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (Om16U)

299 Some crazy Manhatten liberal I once knew said her and Mr. cMl loved Huntsman. Could easily vote for "that" kind of Republican.

That's all I needed to know about him, other than who was gonna take him out back and shoot him.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (D2vc1)

300 As gross as it sounds( and to be fair it is) , an old gardener friend of mine used to rub lard into her hand and feet at night then put cotton gloves and socks on( obviously she was songle). Not kidding this seventy plus year old always had the nicest looking hands and feet in sandals

Posted by: ButterBunz at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (AqZIp)

301 Japan has a term for the best of both worlds

Japan has a word for everything and most of it is truly disturbing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:05 PM (39g3+)

302 299 Some crazy Manhatten liberal I once knew said her and Mr. cMl loved Huntsman. Could easily vote for "that" kind of Republican.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (D2vc1)


So...like the Democrat kind of Republican? Lot of that going around.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 11:05 PM (iMxBJ)

303 Probably should wear socks when stepping inside, m'kay.

Posted by: TEH Barrel at December 04, 2016 11:06 PM (+MPEM)

304
Yahoo, number one item on 'Holiday Searches' - Craftsman socket set.

Posted by: Rage Boy at December 04, 2016 11:06 PM (2cMZj)

305 217 Stockings are something women need to get back into. I like bare legs too but stockings are really hot and a fancy pair can be pretty amazing to look at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------------------

Personally, I've been trying for over 30 years to get women out of their stockings, thank you very much...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 11:06 PM (8zcJM)

306 hides nerdy girl from The Barrel
Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (Om16U)

---

*shakes head sadly*

No hiding from me.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 04, 2016 11:06 PM (CRotO)

307 Clap hands for the media man:

https://youtu.be/C_GqLMrwT-M (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 11:06 PM (IcT7t)

308 210 Publius Redux
No ~ I am saying "weasels ripped my flesh."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Been ferret legging again?

Posted by: UncleFester at December 04, 2016 11:06 PM (Gk0hF)

309 Nerdygirl can probably just apparate out of the barrel if she wants to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:06 PM (39g3+)

310 Apparently Jamie Gorelick wrote up the entire Panthers game plan, not just the opening play.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:08 PM (XwYf6)

311 My wife and I still make fun of an article saying that "the pad of the big toe is a magnificent erotic instrument."

But maybe we're just missing out?
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 10:30 PM


Many moons ago, a sitting Congressman from Utah was arrested for soliciting a Salt Lake City police decoy around 2 in the morning.

His defense was that his car had broken down, and what he was really asking for was a truck and a tow job.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2016 11:08 PM (DMUuz)

312 The big problem with pizzagate is the lack of victims.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:08 PM (Om16U)

313 I used to be Joe but there are too many joes. I've noticed before we share some perspective. I've been gone for a while had to disconnect from politics but I really lost it over Bundy Ranch. Call me a nevertrumper who is absolutely delighted to be soooo wrong, but I won't be going back to the Rs until they show me something other than government-lite. I am moderating my globalism and happy to be on the MAGA train

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:08 PM (vhbai)

314 Sunday Night Football loves to play grunge music for transitions when it's a game in Seattle.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:08 PM (XwYf6)

315 I'm off to bed. I'll check in later but it's been a long day. Crappy drive to work, we got 8 inches of snow, first of the yr.

Be well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2016 11:09 PM (o/90i)

316 Japan has a word for everything and most of it is truly disturbing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:05 PM (39g3+)

This is also true.

Posted by: Rocket Raccoon at December 04, 2016 11:09 PM (Ojki1)

317 Niters Farmer

Posted by: The Barrel at December 04, 2016 11:09 PM (CRotO)

318 *actually, phil simms was bearable today.*

I do not understand those words when written in that order.

Posted by: tbodie at December 04, 2016 11:09 PM (4RRDi)

319 The new Metallica is *really* good. Its got some of the vintage rawness without returning to thrash. I've played this song a dozen times over the last couple of days: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlF4rhAbwyc

Ace, love the place but fix the coding for links please--it rejects using the "link" symbol because it says "long texts without a break are annoying".

Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2016 11:10 PM (OXPMi)

320 288 Humans see patterns. It's what we do.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:03 PM (Om16U)

Or rather we impress patterns on random data looking for patterns- even if they are not there.

So, lets look at this from another side:

Is Podesta dirty? Yes.

Does Podesta give you the very creepy vibe? Yes.

Does Podesta speak in code in the emails in question? Yes.

Does Podesta have reason to speak about things in code? Yes.

Is Podesta possibly involved (as one of the Clinton operatives) in things where they might be doing possibly illegal things, which would require them to speak in code? Not forgetting Hillary's extraordinary paranoia- which no doubt infects her entire organization. Yes.

Taking Occam's to this idea, it is most likely what these people are looking at is garden variety political corruption of an organization we know to be dirty as sin.

The guy does not have to be a pedophile to be dirty, and there are things which are more likely that we are already pretty damn sure are true.

That's my take. Not saying the other is impossible, just that the simpler explanation is more likely and grounded.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:10 PM (92kX2)

321 277 Splunge, here's the scene from the Newhart Show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 04, 2016 11:01 PM (P8951)


It looks like it was from MadTV.

Nice nod to Monty Python:
"That's been three minutes. That will be three dollars."
"I only have a five."
"I don't make change."
"Well, I guess I'll take the whole five minutes, then."

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

322 >>The big problem with pizzagate


They don't deliver to Searchlight.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 04, 2016 11:10 PM (c8Ctg)

323 Damn socks.

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 11:10 PM (CRotO)

324 Apparently Jamie Gorelick wrote up the entire Panthers game plan, not just the opening play.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:08 PM (XwYf6)

They have an impenetrable wall between defense and offense?

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at December 04, 2016 11:11 PM (Ojki1)

325 Come to me, nerdygirl.

Posted by: Teh Barrel at December 04, 2016 11:11 PM (XwYf6)

326 hides nerdy girl from The Barrel

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:04 PM (Om16U) fnord (Om16U)


Wait, I need a rule check. Can she do this?

Try hiding behind each other, I don't see that listed at all.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 11:11 PM (wB8Tg)

327 Sunday Night Football loves to play grunge music for transitions when it's a game in Seattle.

They play Stevie Ray Vaughn during any game played in Texas. I don't mind, since I love SRV.

Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2016 11:11 PM (OXPMi)

328 >>The new Metallica is *really* good.


Staring at an un-opened copy of the Deluxe Vinyl Box Set, right now.

Haven't got around to opening it yet.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2016 11:11 PM (c8Ctg)

329 PizzaGate guy has a name, and an IMDB profile:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2625901/

Edgar Maddison Welch

We'll see in the next 24 hours how many of the "facts" change.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 11:11 PM (IcT7t)

330 284 Japan has a term for the best of both worlds: zetta ryokai.

That would be "zettai ryouiki" (or ry o-with-a-macron iki), as the Moron with that nic would attest.

(Literally "absolute territory", it's the little bit of bare skin between over-the-knee socks and a short skirt.)

Posted by: mikeski at December 04, 2016 11:12 PM (lO+tS)

331

I have to wear socks or my ankles swell.

Posted by: Rage Boy at December 04, 2016 11:12 PM (2cMZj)

332 The bassist from Metallica used to come to the theater, too.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 04, 2016 11:12 PM (S2VsH)

333 Wearing. Stupid autocucumber.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2016 11:13 PM (bMG0w)

334 *actually, phil simms was bearable today.*

I do not understand those words when written in that order.
Posted by: tbodie at December 04, 2016 11:09 PM (4RRDi)

I assume alcohol was involved in the statement.

Or the Apocalypse is upon us.

I am OK with either.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at December 04, 2016 11:13 PM (Ojki1)

335 Podesta himself doesn't seem to have all the waving red flags of pedo psycho crap that his brother has.
Aside from the spirit cooking thing.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:13 PM (Om16U)

336 It was only a few months ago that I heard of "jeggings"

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:14 PM (XwYf6)

337 >>Aside from the spirit cooking thing.


They love my sauce.

Posted by: Sum Yun Gai at December 04, 2016 11:14 PM (c8Ctg)

338 That's my take. Not saying the other is impossible, just that the simpler explanation is more likely and grounded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:10 PM (92kX2) fnord (92kX2)


Occam is dead, don't you watch YouTube videos about The Flat Earth and Ancient Giant Trees?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 11:14 PM (wB8Tg)

339 From what I have heard from the new Metallica, me likey.

Similar to Ride the Lightening or MOP

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2016 11:14 PM (89T5c)

340 281 He made Cuba the state whose opinion cannot be ignored by world powers today

Which is blatant nonsense. Nobody gives a damn what Cuba says, even Cubans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:02 PM (39g3+)


World Leader: We're going to make an important decision about blah, blah, blah. Let's consult Cuba.

Yeah, not likely.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (+lVUW)

341 OK, just found this:

"when I think of you I touch myself.

"It's called a 'face-palm'"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (yLUuz)

342 Now we're talking lol

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (vhbai)

343 Wait, I need a rule check. Can she do this?

Try hiding behind each other, I don't see that listed at all.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 11:11 PM

Two for the barrel?

Kinky.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (Ojki1)

344 I'm announcing, today, an unprecedented all-star cast for this years' Super Bowl...

Joe Buck
Phil Simms
Chris Collinsworth
and Bob Costas for the half time commentary.

Posted by: Roger Goodhell at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (+MPEM)

345 336 It was only a few months ago that I heard of "jeggings

--

I'm guessing you don't have a teen daughter

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (Om16U)

346 Try hiding behind each other, I don't see that listed at all.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 11:11 PM


Just a thought, but if you're going to hide behind someone in hopes The Barrel doesn't see you, Trigglypuff is probably preferable to Yoko.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (DMUuz)

347 Occam is dead, don't you watch YouTube videos about The Flat Earth and Ancient Giant Trees?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 11:14 PM (wB8Tg)

I saw The Flat Earth open for the Ancient Giant Trees at...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:16 PM (92kX2)

348 The big problem with pizzagate is the lack of victims.

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:08 PM (Om16U)

Well that is what separates it from those moral panic witch hunts mentioned upthread. We have a pattern of weird behavior from some notably skeevy public figures, but no victims. In the above-mentioned moral panics, we had fabricated memories from spurious "victims" accusing veritable nobodies with no history of skeeviness. It's a complete inversion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:16 PM (MiBfH)

349 Two for the barrel?

Kinky.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (Ojki1) fnord (Ojki1)


I can't believe you passed up the opportunity to be the one who said "Two girls, one barrel."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 11:16 PM (wB8Tg)

350 I saw a great Newhart Show clip the other day and one that could never be made today. A woman comes to see Newhart and starts telling him about all her neurotic fears, which range from being buried alive in a box to driving. He shouts at her "JUST STOP IT!" She says, "My mom..." He tells her "Do you want to be a loon? Just stop it..." "But during my childhood...." "We don't go there. Just stop it...."

Imagine someone showing up in a shrink's office today and saying, "I think I'm a woman trapped in a man's body..." "JUST STOP IT!" "I've been crying every day since Hillary lost..." "JUST STOP IT!" "I saw Trump's name written in chalk on the sidewalk and I was microaggressed so much I had to eat 10 doughnuts..."
"JUST STOP IT!"

Posted by: Donna&&&&V


That is a classic. In fact this is the place that first revealed that to me, if I am not mistaken, in an overnight post.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jm6s29h

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2016 11:16 PM (rH4JY)

351 >>>Two for the barrel?


Kinky.
Posted by: Bete Celebrating at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (Ojki1)<<<

Two girls, one barrel.

Posted by: TEH Barrel at December 04, 2016 11:17 PM (+MPEM)

352 That was a great show

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:17 PM (vhbai)

353 That would be "zettai ryouiki" (or ry o-with-a-macron iki), as the Moron with that nic would attest.

(Literally "absolute territory", it's the little bit of bare skin between over-the-knee socks and a short skirt.)
Posted by: mikeski at December 04, 2016 11:12 PM (lO+tS)

Google lied to me.

Plus not watching anime in a year.

Plus I can't spell in English, which isn't much of a defense but it is all I got.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at December 04, 2016 11:17 PM (Ojki1)

354 Bedtime

Night horde

Don't let the Pedoestas in

Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:18 PM (Om16U)

355 >>>346 Try hiding behind each other, I don't see that listed at all.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 11:11 PM

Just a thought, but if you're going to hide behind someone in hopes The Barrel doesn't see you, Trigglypuff is probably preferable to Yoko.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (DMUuz)

A future ONT topic suggestion. Thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 11:19 PM (voOPb)

356 'Night, Votermom.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 11:19 PM (sdi6R)

357 Good night, beloved Horde!

Keep the faith!

Posted by: Emmie at December 04, 2016 11:19 PM (xVuS6)

358 312 The big problem with pizzagate is the lack of victims.
Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:08 PM (Om16U)

Yeah. That's one thing I tried pointing out to a woman I once knew who was sure (due to "recovered memories") that her parents had been part of a cult that had raped her and thousands of others, and killed infants and did all sorts of satanic shit. She was sure that thousands were involved and they had raped and killed zillions of kids.

Well, where were the bodies? Where were the victims? It's very difficult for even one person to just vanish without anybody noticing or finding bodies and she wanted me to think that had happened to hundreds.

Of course, her reply was that that the cops and law enforcement were part of the cult and were covering it up.

The problem with any conspiracy theory is that lack of evidence proves nothing to anybody who believes in the conspiracy - it just means the conspiracy is so huge that thousands and thousands of people are involved in covering it up.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 04, 2016 11:19 PM (P8951)

359 Jamie Gorelick is going to be collecting a six figure pension and gold plated health care and other bennies as long as she lives.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:19 PM (vYaiw)

360 "Fidel Castro did a very important thing: he made Cuba what it is. He turned a small island state which no one spoke about, into an important factor of world politics. He made Cuba the state whose opinion cannot be ignored by world powers today," Professor Lazar Kheifets of St. Petersburg State University, Russia,


What is this Cuba you speak of?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2016 11:20 PM (SRKgf)

361 Edgar Welch is an actor; I wouldn't be surprised if someone paid him to do the pizza gate stunt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2016 11:20 PM (tOcW/)

362 If ever there was a case for mental health malpractice

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:20 PM (vhbai)

363 The new Metallica is *really* good. Its got some of the vintage rawness without returning to thrash

I liked Death Magnetic a lot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:20 PM (39g3+)

364 Which was better, the first Bob Newhart show or the second? Bob Hartley or Dick Loudon? Discuss.

Newhart never assumed his audience was a bunch of idiots. They were cerebral.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:20 PM (DW+jj)

365 Nope. I didn't even have a sister growing up. Women's fashion is still pretty much a black box to me.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:21 PM (XwYf6)

366 time for bed - goodnight horde and thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 04, 2016 11:21 PM (P8951)

367 I can't believe you passed up the opportunity to be the one who said "Two girls, one barrel."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 11:16 PM (wB8Tg)

If I can go Blazing Saddles I'll do that every day of the week. And twice on Sunday (if Pixey's hamster's mess with me and double post).

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at December 04, 2016 11:21 PM (Ojki1)

368 Jamie Gorelick has gotten and will get millions from the public.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:22 PM (vYaiw)

369 Which was better, the first Bob Newhart show or the second? Bob Hartley or Dick Loudon? Discuss.
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Both were excellent shows.
But the Bob drinking game was awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 11:22 PM (voOPb)

370 *shakes head sadly*

No hiding from me.
Posted by: The Barrel at December 04, 2016 11:06 PM (CRotO)


Can I take my bottle of leftover wine with me?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

371 Posted by: Bete Celebrating at December 04, 2016 11:13 PM (Ojki1)

Lol!

Posted by: tbodie at December 04, 2016 11:23 PM (4RRDi)

372 364 Which was better, the first Bob Newhart show or the second? Bob Hartley or Dick Loudon? Discuss.

Newhart never assumed his audience was a bunch of idiots. They were cerebral.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:20 PM (DW+jj)

My parents had one of his stand up records, one of my favorite skits: The one about the crappy airline.

"I'm sorry sir, I can't hear you over the roar of our engines. *beat* Oh, they've stopped. You were saying sir?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:23 PM (92kX2)

373 Edgar Welch is an actor; I wouldn't be surprised if someone paid him to do the pizza gate stunt.

I was thinking actor, therefore mentally unstable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 11:23 PM (IcT7t)

374 My parents had one of his stand up records, one of my favorite skits: The one about the crappy airline.

"I'm sorry sir, I can't hear you over the roar of our engines. *beat* Oh, they've stopped. You were saying sir?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:23 PM (92kX2)

Was that album, "The Button-down Mind of Bob Newhart"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:24 PM (MiBfH)

375 Was that album, "The Button-down Mind of Bob Newhart"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:24 PM (MiBfH)

Yeah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:25 PM (92kX2)

376 That one isn't on Button Down Mind I don't think. Bob Newhart is a comedy genius.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:25 PM (39g3+)

377 I was thinking actor, therefore mentally unstable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 11:23 PM (IcT7t)

And a lefty, if you bet the odds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:25 PM (MiBfH)

378
The problem with any conspiracy theory is that lack of evidence proves nothing to anybody who believes in the conspiracy

PROVE that I have not been in a UFO!!

Posted by: Alien abductee at December 04, 2016 11:25 PM (IqV8l)

379 Ace, love the place but fix the coding for links please--it rejects using the "link" symbol because it says "long texts without a break are annoying".
Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2016 11:10 PM (OXPMi)


A long time ago, the site went on the fritz. It got fixed, but I haven't been able to embed a link since.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 11:26 PM (+lVUW)

380 That's I tough choice - tiebreaker is Suzanne Pleshette

It's a testament to his talent that he had 2 great shows

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:26 PM (vhbai)

381 238 Country boy
Is that age-ism? geriatricophobia? Back then women didn't admit to orgasms?
sheesh boy

Posted by: lurking grandma at December 04, 2016 11:26 PM (2VaQu)

382 346 Just a thought, but if you're going to hide behind someone in hopes The Barrel doesn't see you, Trigglypuff is probably preferable to Yoko.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2016 11:15 PM (DMUuz)


To focus exclusively on lines of sight misses that we all have a sense of smell, too. I'd guess that standing behind Yoko, you might smell sandalwood and incense and weed. I do not want to guess what you'd smell, standing behind Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 11:26 PM (iMxBJ)

383 A future ONT topic suggestion. Thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 11:19 PM (voOPb) fnord (voOPb)


https://youtu.be/kxRX6LXDpWs

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 04, 2016 11:27 PM (wB8Tg)

384 The problem with any conspiracy theory is that lack of evidence proves nothing to anybody who believes in the conspiracy

The lack of evidence doesn't disprove a conspiracy either, sadly. The entire point of a conspiracy is that its being covered up or hidden, so not having hard evidence is part of the entire charm of the thing.

But then again, how much did we hear about that horrendous bastard Saville in England before it all came vomiting out?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:27 PM (39g3+)

385 Yeah, the one-side phone conversation stuff was sort of Bob's signature. He'd do those bits a little bit in both of the shows.

The guy who played Mr. Carlson (I think he died not too long ago) did a guest spot on the second Newhart, coming in to stay at the inn. He complained about this "quack psychologist" who ruined his life. Dick tried to defend him, who Dick Loudon wouldn't know, of course.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:27 PM (DW+jj)

386 Obama will get 30 million for his book. Then he will set up his Foundation.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:27 PM (vYaiw)

387 "Attitude check!"
"I hate this F*cking place"

"Positive attitude check!"
" I POSITIVELY hate this F*cking place"

"Short attitude check!"
"F*ck it!"

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at December 04, 2016 11:27 PM (rsV8u)

388 Real news flash: old people have sex

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:28 PM (vhbai)

389
That's I tough choice - tiebreaker is Suzanne Pleshette

Well, I liked Mary Frann.
Julia Duffy wasn't bad either.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2016 11:28 PM (IqV8l)

390 And a lefty, if you bet the odds.

Registered Republican in North Carolina. The left is going to have a field day with their memes on this.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 11:28 PM (IcT7t)

391 >>>Obama will get 30 million for his book. Then he will set up his Foundation.


Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:27 PM (vYaiw)<<<

Well, damn, I better get writing.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at December 04, 2016 11:28 PM (+MPEM)

392 If I can go Blazing Saddles I'll do that every day of the week. And twice on Sunday (if Pixey's hamster's mess with me and double post).
Posted by: Bete Celebrating
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Always thought Blazing Saddles was overrated. Especially here. Never got the "greatness" that others hold it to.
I am shocked that we don't get more Raising Arizona quotes - easily one of the best movies in the history of moviedom.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 11:28 PM (8zcJM)

393 Obama will get 30 million for his book. Then he will set up his Foundation.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:27 PM (vYaiw)

Hari Seldon, he ain't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:29 PM (MiBfH)

394 I'm sorry, it was the Button Down mind strikes back! album, looking at youtube. The Mrs. Grace L Ferguson Airline and storm door company.

http://tinyurl.com/gvxbzp2

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:29 PM (92kX2)

395 Dude was also the voice of Garfield

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:29 PM (vhbai)

396 "Attitude check!"
"I hate this F*cking place"

"Positive attitude check!"
" I POSITIVELY hate this F*cking place"

"Short attitude check!"
"F*ck it!"


You forgot "Relative attitude check!"
"My mom says this place sucks!"

Thank you, Ft Jackson.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 11:30 PM (IcT7t)

397 Aetius451AD,

I agree. We know that Brazile helped The Beast to cheat at the debate by slipping her questions ahead of time. We know that a media type prepared for his interview with Trump by asking Podesta what questions to ask.
Of course they're up to something corrupt. Without evidence, there's no telling what it is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 11:30 PM (+lVUW)

398 386 Obama will get 30 million for his book. Then he will set up his Foundation.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:27 PM (vYaiw)


He's not Hillary. Love of money is not his focus. What he really wants is celebrity. He thinks of himself as on a par with LeBron, or Jay-Z. Whatever he does, it will be to keep that going.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 11:30 PM (iMxBJ)

399 Obama is mule headed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2016 11:30 PM (IqV8l)

400 The big problem with pizzagate is the lack of victims.
Posted by: Votermom at December 04, 2016 11:08 PM (Om16U)

The suspicion is that they murder and chemically liquefy the kids.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 04, 2016 11:30 PM (Iy6JT)

401 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 11:30 PM (CRotO)

402 Remember the wonderful ending of the second Newhart? Dick wakes us as Bob back in their apartment with Suzanne Pleshette. It was all a dream. He tells Emily to wear more sweaters.

And Julia Duffy's character, god I loved her and her father and that crazy alliterating boyfriend of hers. Not to mention Larry, Daryl and Daryl.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:31 PM (DW+jj)

403 Real news flash: old people have sex
Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:28 PM (vhbai)

=====

You betcher ass we do. Now, about those pesky STDs.....

Posted by: The Villages at December 04, 2016 11:31 PM (L+dg+)

404 And the Far Side - that guy is a genius. We have the complete collection.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2016 10:12 PM (Zokmo)


Okay. That's it. I'm going to go on Amazon through Ace's porthole and order some books.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2016 11:31 PM (+lVUW)

405 >> The suspicion is that they murder and chemically liquefy the kids.

And then use it for pizza sauce.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:31 PM (DW+jj)

406 Chi if you've only seen the edited version, it's simply not the same movie. Regardless, it pales in the shadow that is the masterwork Young Frankenstein

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:32 PM (vhbai)

407 Posted by: The Villages at December 04, 2016 11:31 PM (L+dg+)

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LOL!

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 11:32 PM (CRotO)

408 The suspicion is that they murder and chemically liquefy the kids.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 04, 2016

"Spirit Pureeing", eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:32 PM (MiBfH)

409 >> The suspicion is that they murder and chemically liquefy the kids.

And then use it for pizza sauce.


You'd think they'd save some for the pepperoni.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 11:32 PM (IcT7t)

410 402 Remember the wonderful ending of the second Newhart? Dick wakes us as Bob back in their apartment with Suzanne Pleshette. It was all a dream. He tells Emily to wear more sweaters.

And Julia Duffy's character, god I loved her and her father and that crazy alliterating boyfriend of hers. Not to mention Larry, Daryl and Daryl.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:31 PM (DW+jj)

Wait, you mean funny shows that did not constantly resort to sex and bathroom humor? Strange, that seems to be all comedy is these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:32 PM (92kX2)

411 A future ONT topic suggestion. Thank you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 11:19 PM (voOPb)


I'd be cool with a Trigglypuff ONT, assuming you can find enough material. As an exemplar of a useless but self-important person, she's hilarious in a Yakety Sax kind of way.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2016 11:32 PM (8nWyX)

412 Few things funnier than Cris Collingsworth saying "Jim Bob Cooter."

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:33 PM (XwYf6)

413 I'd be cool with a Trigglypuff ONT, assuming you can find enough material. As an exemplar of a useless but self-important person, she's hilarious in a Yakety Sax kind of way.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2016 11:32 PM (8nWyX)

I am pretty sure even Benny Hill would have trouble with that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:33 PM (92kX2)

414 Mmm mellow gold thx Miss

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:34 PM (vhbai)

415 Is that age-ism? geriatricophobia? Back then women didn't admit to orgasms?
sheesh boy


Posted by: lurking grandma at December 04, 2016 11:26 PM (2VaQu)

No maam, it's due to the fact that I'm old enough to date grandmothers and would like to meet one who enjoys those regularly.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 11:34 PM (D2vc1)

416 Losing an old person sock...

Posted by: Flyboy at December 04, 2016 11:34 PM (L+dg+)

417 Raising Arizona is a brilliant fun movie, I like just about everything those guys do. Although they have been on a run lately of not-so-great films after O Brother Where Art Thou.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:34 PM (39g3+)

418 I'll try to remember to bring it up on Doggie Friday ONT, the Pet Thread, and Caturday ONT, but next week Animal Planet will have their Too Cute Marathon.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:34 PM (XwYf6)

419 I am pretty sure even Benny Hill would have trouble with that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:33 PM (92kX2)

Captain Ahab chasing her with a harpoon in fast time, to the tune of Yakety Sax?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:35 PM (MiBfH)

420 There's a lot of strange stuff going on with Podesta and his friends.

There are also a lot of really disturbing images on the jimmy comet instragram. Some are here:

https://sli.mg/a/gaffhM

Does this prove anyone is a pedophile? Of course not.

But some of these images are strange, and the comments are odd.

Plus...$21864.25 sent to Comet Ping Pong from American Bridge PAC, which is a Soros organization. Why?

Then there's the Spirit Cooking. Why hasn't the media asked about this? Why is the media not at all interested in any of this?

The fact that the media appears to be covering things up, and it all just seems to strange to normal people makes it easy to jump from "these are a bunch of creeps" to "these are a bunch of pedophiles who are possibly child killingsatainists."

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 04, 2016 11:35 PM (nFg65)

421 Bob's best was as the sane man, surrounded by lunatics. The second show, Newhart, took that to it's fullest level. And occasionally, the sane Dick would go off the deep end about something, to the great surprise and disgust of all the lunatics around him.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:35 PM (DW+jj)

422 Bruce Jenner: I want to dress in women's clothes and get breast implants.

Bob Newhart: STOP IT.

Lena Dunham: Trump will send me to a concentration camp.

Bob Newhart: STOP IT.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2016 11:35 PM (rH4JY)

423 399 ... "Obama is mule headed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2016 11:30 PM (IqV8l)"

That is a nasty thing to say.

Posted by: The Mules at December 04, 2016 11:36 PM (V+03K)

424 Favorite Far Side? "Thwarting the Vampcow" (made it into our D&D campaign)

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:36 PM (vhbai)

425 The lack of evidence doesn't disprove a conspiracy either, sadly. The entire point of a conspiracy is that its being covered up or hidden, so not having hard evidence is part of the entire charm of the thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:27 PM (39g3+)

LIBOR rigging was a good example of that.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 11:36 PM (D2vc1)

426 I had an idea for a Far Side cartoon.

The scene shows a man in bed, with one eye open, looking at his alarm clock on the bedside table. The clock reads 6:59.

The caption: "The Clock of Damocles"

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 04, 2016 11:37 PM (sdi6R)

427 Plus my roommates are bound and determined to help me meet a nice girl, that in itself could end up being an endless source of entertainment.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 10:43 PM (D2vc1)


'Nice girl' and 'endless source of entertainment' really don't go together. For an endless source of entertainment, date an exotic dancer.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2016 11:37 PM (VV6/D)

428 Yeah we need a lot more Bob Newhart

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:37 PM (vhbai)

429
I'm going to go on Amazon through Ace's porthole

Don't look that up in the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2016 11:38 PM (IqV8l)

430 Who is Trigglypuff?

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:38 PM (XwYf6)

431 O.K. I just find this repellent. "Covergirl" features a gay guy in full makeup. Unless you're a actor and need stage makeup. lip gloss, mascara an blush looks terrible on men:

http://tinyurl.com/h8x36ne


And Robert Stacy McCain is more upset about it than I am.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2016 11:38 PM (tOcW/)

432 Bob's third show didn't do so well. I can't remember much, but it just didn't work. And Bob is getting a bit long in the tooth.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:38 PM (DW+jj)

433 Middle-aged dating means we all come with 2 boxcars of baggage

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:39 PM (vhbai)

434 There's no evidence of anything, much less victims, that's just the suspicion, based on one of the more readily available images on the subject of pizzagate.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 04, 2016 11:39 PM (Iy6JT)

435 Obama wont be as blatantly criminal as Hillary was. The speaking fees Obama draws will go into a political organization; not directly into his own bank account.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:39 PM (vYaiw)

436 To all the 'rons looking for someone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2fS9XtWemY

Posted by: SMFH - 10-2 at December 04, 2016 11:39 PM (CRotO)

437 Hey everybody. Try my new portal to Amazon!

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 04, 2016 11:40 PM (DW+jj)

438 there's NOTHING i like about this fucking place...

/filling in the blanks

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2016 11:40 PM (F01LV)

439 Well folks I must wrap up my shift, go home and go to bed. Back to the gym in the morning.

'Night all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 04, 2016 11:40 PM (D2vc1)

440 It sucks that only the first season of Newhart is available to stream.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2016 11:41 PM (7qAYi)

441 O.K. I just find this repellent. "Covergirl" features a gay guy in full makeup. Unless you're a actor and need stage makeup. lip gloss, mascara an blush looks terrible on men
--

Yes. Did you notice the girl in the hijab in the commercial as well? Lovely.

Another company not to support.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 04, 2016 11:41 PM (nFg65)

442 A favorite Far Side of mine is George Washington Crossing the Street. I usually share it with at least one person every July 4.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:42 PM (XwYf6)

443 406 Chi if you've only seen the edited version, it's simply not the same movie. Regardless, it pales in the shadow that is the masterwork Young Frankenstein
Posted by: Random Joe
$--------------------

Oh, gosh no. I saw the unedited version way back when...
I just never found it all that great. Call me weird.
Young Frankenstein was pure genius, as was most of Mel's work back then.

But nothing can top the early Coen's for me. For a while there, they could do no wrong.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 11:42 PM (8zcJM)

444 Oh yes, that's a "thing" they're pushing now. Boys in makeup. Coverboy. They say it's a "trend". In their fevered minds.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:43 PM (DW+jj)

445 Obama will be the "Historic First" billionaire former President.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:44 PM (vYaiw)

446 Who is Trigglypuff?
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Grossly obese college age screaming feminazi libtard.

/I've probably made her too attractive in that description

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 04, 2016 11:44 PM (nFg65)

447 442 A favorite Far Side of mine is George Washington Crossing the Street. I usually share it with at least one person every July 4.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:42 PM (XwYf6)

One of my favorites also involves Washington - He's at a ball, breakdancing, and the caption reads: "George Washington. General. President. Visionary. Breakdancer."

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2016 11:44 PM (7qAYi)

448 Obama will get 30 million for his book. Then he will set up his Foundation.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:27 PM (vYaiw)



Probably. But who cares. I just want him to go away. I want to forget about him. I've already started to tune him out of my mind. I think it is awesome we have presidential term limits. All the shit that he has smeared over the past 8 years can be wiped away in a matter of days.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2016 11:44 PM (rH4JY)

449 I have a suggestion- stop watching advertising, let alone care about it ... I am tired of perfectly ethnically balanced families tho ...

What makeup can I buy in this politicized world?

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:44 PM (vhbai)

450 Hey everybody. Try my new portal to Amazon!

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 04, 2016 11:40 PM (DW+jj)

If Amazon used Zeppelins as delivery drones, they could hangar them in your "portal", honey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:44 PM (MiBfH)

451 444 Oh yes, that's a "thing" they're pushing now. Boys in makeup. Coverboy. They say it's a "trend". In their fevered minds.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:43 PM (DW+jj)

Is that the same thing as that raging trend a couple years ago with men wearing stocking and heels and pants tied off around their calves?

Right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2016 11:44 PM (92kX2)

452
Grossly obese college age screaming feminazi libtard.

/I've probably made her too attractive in that description

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 04, 2016 11:44 PM (nFg65)

--Could you be more specific?

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:45 PM (XwYf6)

453 And then use it for pizza sauce.

Well, that could happen to anybody, once in a while. One of those things.
But...Deep Dish Pizza?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2016 11:45 PM (H5rtT)

454 435 Obama wont be as blatantly criminal as Hillary was. The speaking fees Obama draws will go into a political organization; not directly into his own bank account.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:39 PM (vYaiw)



I'm not 100% convinced that Obongo will command big speaking fees. Maybe he will, but I suspect that a big factor in the Clintons' success in this was the expectation that those fees would buy access in a later Clinton Administration. I don't see a future Obongo Administration, and I suspect that over time Hussein will be considered as big a train wreck as Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2016 11:46 PM (SRKgf)

455 My dream is a sunni/shia rift in the democratic party.

Way to achieve that?

Obama: you NEED to be Secretary General of the UN.

Hillary: you NEED to be Secretary General of the UN.

Popcorn futures skyrocket

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 04, 2016 11:46 PM (nFg65)

456 Speaking of Jamie Gorelick, somehow Jeff Fisher got an extension to his contract with the Rams.

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:46 PM (XwYf6)

457 430 Who is Trigglypuff?
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:38 PM (XwYf6)


Unpleasant student who went to a college discussion with Yiannopoulos and Sommers for the sole purpose of Being Triggered and flipping her shit. Sadly, every other sentient creature took the other side and mocked her relentlessly, on account of she deserves it.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trigglypuff

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2016 11:46 PM (8nWyX)

458 Oh yes, that's a "thing" they're pushing now. Boys in makeup. Coverboy. They say it's a "trend". In their fevered minds.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:43 PM (DW+jj)

Covergirl just wants to get some of that Hipster money that is not being spent on cars and guns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:47 PM (MiBfH)

459
It sucks that only the first season of Newhart is available to stream.
Posted by: josephistan


It's on AntennaTV every night if you have that in your area.

http://affiliate.zap2it.com/tv/newhart/EP00003116?aid=antennatv

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2016 11:47 PM (IqV8l)

460 My favorite Farside has to be the one where DB Cooper is parachuting in to Ma & Pa's Doberman Breeding Ranch, complete with briefcase...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 11:47 PM (8zcJM)

461 460 My favorite Farside has to be the one where DB Cooper is parachuting in to Ma & Pa's Doberman Breeding Ranch, complete with briefcase...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 11:47 PM (8zcJM)

It's DB Cooper all the way down.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2016 11:48 PM (7qAYi)

462 To focus exclusively on lines of sight misses that we all have a sense of smell, too. I'd guess that standing behind Yoko, you might smell sandalwood and incense and weed. I do not want to guess what you'd smell, standing behind Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2016 11:26 PM


Given the olfactory aura surrounding The Barrel, I doubt one could differentiate between Yoko or the Trig. An aural differentiation might be possible. Every Hordling, in their most fecund and fetid fantasies, must decide on possible tactile differentiations.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2016 11:48 PM (DMUuz)

463 I mean, how do you even make a family like that? Lotta lawyers I'd say ...

Yes those bros make some awesome films ...

While technically I'm not "looking" - when I start again - I'm done with vanilla ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:48 PM (vhbai)

464 I am shocked that we don't get more Raising Arizona quotes - easily one of the best movies in the history of moviedom.


Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 11:28 PM


It's a pretty good movie alright.

Posted by: otho at December 04, 2016 11:49 PM (lmIoG)

465
"Covergirl" features a gay guy in full makeup.

One of the reasons you got Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2016 11:50 PM (IqV8l)

466 I have a suggestion- stop watching advertising, let alone care about it

I don't watch it; I don't have a TV. This was linked in the website for Robert Stacy MCCain.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2016 11:50 PM (tOcW/)

467 My favorite Farside has to be the one where DB Cooper is parachuting in to Ma & Pa's Doberman Breeding Ranch, complete with briefcase...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 11:47 PM (8zcJM)

I wonder how many times that one got cut out and pasted up in FBI offices around the country?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:50 PM (MiBfH)

468 I saw Bambi meets Godzilla in the movie theater as the short before Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Posted by: Maggie at December 04, 2016 11:50 PM (HBU7W)

469 The majority of Obama's speaking fees will come from foreign sources, IMHO. He'll get paid good money to travel the world and denounce Trump's policies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2016 11:51 PM (FYrz1)

470 One of my favorite Far Sides features a cow, sitting at a table in a barn, knife and fork in hand, eating something as others of the clan stand around.

The caption:

"Mmm, interesting, interesting ... I'd say we taste a little like chicken".

Posted by: Gary Larson, you magnificent twisted bastard! I read all your books! at December 04, 2016 11:51 PM (wpC7C)

471 One of my junior high teachers always had the farside daily calendars. He would stick them up on a wall in the class room. And at the end of the year you could take them for 10 cents a day.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2016 11:51 PM (bMG0w)

472 New hart has been on MeTV during this whole discussion, y'know...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 11:51 PM (8zcJM)

473 O.K. I just find this repellent. "Covergirl" features a gay guy in full makeup.

Yeah its a mix of "virtue signalling" as Ace puts it, and the cosmetic industry's endless attempt to get men to buy the creams and crap women do. Its a huge untapped market, if only they could get men purchasing all that useless trash women think is so important it would make them billions more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:52 PM (39g3+)

474 I was thinking actor, therefore mentally unstable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 11:23 PM (IcT7t)

Ummm, being an actor does not automatically make someone unstable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2016 11:52 PM (tOcW/)

475 472 New hart has been on MeTV during this whole discussion, y'know...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 11:51 PM (8zcJM)

Newhart or The Bob Newhart Show?

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2016 11:53 PM (7qAYi)

476 LMAO Trigglypuff is Pat! (What's that?)

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:53 PM (XwYf6)

477 Favorite Raising Arizona quote:

"Son, do you realize you have a panty on your head?"

Second favorite:

"never leave a man behind!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 04, 2016 11:53 PM (adIhC)

478 In other news...The daughter of a top EU official was raped and murdered in Germany by an Afghan migrant.

Bet said official will claim that the man who raped and murdered his daughter can't be held responsible, since he's a "refugee" and has not been treated well in Germany.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 04, 2016 11:53 PM (nFg65)

479 Bob Newhart (Chicago show) on MeTV

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2016 11:53 PM (IqV8l)

480 The first one. With Suzanne Pleshette.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 04, 2016 11:54 PM (8zcJM)

481 I always liked the farside title "tragedy off the coast of honalee" oil tanker wrecked and a dead dragon.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2016 11:54 PM (bMG0w)

482 Omg lol I should order farside books for everyone lol

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:54 PM (vhbai)

483 I liked Young Frankenstein but its not as funny for me as Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:54 PM (39g3+)

484 Posted by: Gary Larson, you magnificent twisted bastard! I read all your books! at December 04, 2016 11:51 PM (wpC7C)

2 nice bucks standing together one with a bullseyes on him the buck without the bullseye says "Bummer of a birthmark Hal"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2016 11:54 PM (voOPb)

485 I saw Bambi meets Godzilla in the movie theater as the short before Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Bambi meets Godzilla is a cinematic masterpiece.

See for yourself: https://youtu.be/n-wUdetAAlY (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 04, 2016 11:55 PM (IcT7t)

486 Time for to go to bed.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2016 11:55 PM (7qAYi)

487 Another great Far Side was a day care center next to a dingo farm with the caption "Trouble brewing"

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2016 11:55 PM (XwYf6)

488 The majority of Obama's speaking fees will come from
foreign sources, IMHO. He'll get paid good money to travel the world
and denounce Trump's policies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2016 11:51 PM (FYrz1)


The Obama Foundation is open for business on 1/21/2016.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 04, 2016 11:55 PM (vYaiw)

489 Put "men wearing makeup" in Google and read all the hipster media articles about men are just breaking the doors down to wear makeup. Everybody is doing it. Etc, etc.

And yep, the cosmetics industry sees a great market out there. Only problem is any real man would die before he would do that. But real men don't exist in their world.

But they will soon. Trumpvolution, baby.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:55 PM (DW+jj)

490 COUNSELOR: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?

CON: Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:56 PM (39g3+)

491 486 Time for to go to bed.
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2016 11:55 PM (7qAYi)


Likewise. It's already tomorrow now.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2016 11:56 PM (8nWyX)

492 Harking back to D.B. Cooper, or Dan Cooper, I wonder if much effort was ever put into locating missing persons that might have fit his description? The guy came from somewhere; surely he had some family, or friends, or work colleagues that noticed his disappearance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2016 11:56 PM (MiBfH)

493 First show = The Bob Newhart Show.
Second show = Newhart

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:57 PM (DW+jj)

494 I have a suggestion- stop watching advertising, let alone care about it ... I am tired of perfectly ethnically balanced families tho ...

What makeup can I buy in this politicized world?

Posted by: Random Joe


To echo Fen's @466. Yes I don't watch TV. Why would anyone do that??? If something that is meant to entertain you makes you more miserable and frustrated than you otherwise would have been, doesn't that defeat the purpose?

I do think the MSM needs an eye to be kept upon it, and the only way I can bear to do that is via the VNN.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2016 11:57 PM (rH4JY)

495 For people that supposedly love science so much, they sure don't get biology ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:58 PM (vhbai)

496 Apparently in Virginia, word went out that there was going to be a Klan rally, so 100 of the usual suspects showed up to protest it... and it was just a rumor, nothing took place. Probably because there are fewer klan members than left-handed black homosexual Runequest players in America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:59 PM (39g3+)

497 The Army Corps of Engineers has shut down the pipeline project. For now...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2016 11:59 PM (IqV8l)

498 I think my favorite Japanese word with no simple English equivalent is deredere (de-re-de-re) which one dictionary primly translates as "lacking firmness when dealing with the opposite sex".

My Japanese counterpart thought it was hilarious that I had a dictionary with this very common trait defined for the benefit of English speakers.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 05, 2016 12:00 AM (rB/gm)

499 478 In other news...The daughter of a top EU official was raped and murdered in Germany by an Afghan migrant.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 04, 2016 11:53 PM (nFg65)


Faster, please.

Sorry, but that's the only thing that will wake them up. When Joe Peasant's daughter is raped and murdered by an immigrant, it's no biggie as far as the politicians are concerned.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 12:00 AM (sdi6R)

500 I believe they put on a massive hunt for DB and only closed it a couple years ago - presumed dead - some of the money washed up in the river but the rest never turned up

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:01 AM (vhbai)

501 AOP,
I've seen a TV special or two about him. They have two guys (brothers? Cousins?) that they think know the score, but zero proof.

It's always been a story that fascinated me. I think he got away with it. At least, I like to think he did...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 12:01 AM (8zcJM)

502 I cannot sleep without socks.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 05, 2016 12:01 AM (Uy6ri)

503 And yep, the cosmetics industry sees a great market out there. Only problem is any real man would die before he would do that. But real men don't exist in their world.

But they will soon. Trumpvolution, baby.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 04, 2016 11:55 PM (DW+jj)



This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 12:02 AM (SRKgf)

504 Faster, please.


Sorry, but that's the only thing that will wake them up. When Joe Peasant's daughter is raped and murdered by an immigrant, it's no biggie as far as the politicians are concerned.
---

Agree 100%

However, the brainwashing is very, very strong over there. There will have to be mass murders of EU politicos before they start re-thinking things. And by then it might be too late.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 05, 2016 12:02 AM (nFg65)

505 Experience tick for Runequest reference

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:02 AM (vhbai)

506 For people that supposedly love science so much, they sure don't get biology ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:58 PM (vhbai) fnord (vhbai)


They love whatever they think supports them. Rightly or wrongly.

They don't worry about the details very much, it's more of a "my tribe your tribe" kind of thing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2016 12:02 AM (wB8Tg)

507 496 Apparently in Virginia, word went out that there was going to be a Klan rally, so 100 of the usual suspects showed up to protest it... and it was just a rumor, nothing took place. Probably because there are fewer klan members than left-handed black homosexual Runequest players in America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 11:59 PM (39g3+)

--About 75% of the Klan is undercover FBI.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2016 12:03 AM (XwYf6)

508 499 478 In other news...The daughter of a top EU official was raped and murdered in Germany by an Afghan migrant.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 04, 2016 11:53 PM (nFg65)

Faster, please.

Sorry, but that's the only thing that will wake them up. When Joe Peasant's daughter is raped and murdered by an immigrant, it's no biggie as far as the politicians are concerned.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 12:00 AM (sdi6R)

Nope, can't agree with you on that one. The girl was not responsible for the douchebag she had for a father. If anyone 'deserved' this, it was him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 12:03 AM (92kX2)

509 I liked Young Frankenstein but its not as funny for me as Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Mary Shelley deserves credit for raising the possibility of a cisman giving birth.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 05, 2016 12:04 AM (rH4JY)

510 Sorry, but that's the only thing that will wake them up.

Do you know the origins of the term "Fisking"? Back before anti-AIDS medicine rotted Andrew Sullivan's brain, he did the first "fisking" of a retard named Robert Fisk who was attacked by swarthy non-Europeans and proceeded to write about how he deserved it for being an oppressive white man.

They will never learn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:05 AM (39g3+)

511 About 75% of the Klan is undercover FBI

and at least 10% is undercover journalists.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:06 AM (39g3+)

512 How bout the klan knob who didn't make his rally on account of getting stabbed lol

Yeah I don't think covergirl is too worried about selling makeup to manly men - their market will goes up with traditional gender roles

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:07 AM (vhbai)

513 496 Apparently in Virginia, word went out that there was going to be a Klan rally, so 100 of the usual suspects showed up to protest it... and it was just a rumor, nothing took place. Probably because there are fewer klan members than left-handed black homosexual Runequest players in America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Considering that we have have at least 50 Morons/Ettes from Va right here, and not one of us raciss memo, I'd say that this was a big ole dog whistle.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 12:08 AM (8zcJM)

514 155 People scoff at that Pizzagate thing, but something damn strange is going on there. Its not exactly like huge sweeping high level pedo rings haven't been uncovered recently or anything. Let's not act like its inconceivable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2016 10:38 PM (39g3+)


There is certainly something weird about the Podesta brothers and that Spirit Cooking woman. At the very least, they're into the occult, which is a very dangerous thing. They may be actual Satanists or into some other brand of demon worship. They're also into some creepy art.

Some of the emails are strange but they could be completely innocent or inside jokes or references. When my brother and I get together, our humor gets bizarre and filled with references to our childhood experiences that only we know.

I tend to be skeptical of claims that there is some sort of universal language for pedophiles and that some pizza joint is the hub of pedophilia in DC. It's not impossible, but so far I'm not convinced.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 05, 2016 12:08 AM (nvMvs)

515 The folks at the AOS are the best people ever. You are all awesome, even the lurkers.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 05, 2016 12:09 AM (MZcWR)

516 Companies have been trying to get men to buy moisturizers like women for a while now. Dove's latest attempt is to connect their product with leather! and strength! See, its totaly manly!

https://youtu.be/dmmaEIwKijA

gayyyyyyyyy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)

517 Ever try a pasta with a vodka sauce?

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:09 AM (vhbai)

518 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 05, 2016 12:12 AM (IcT7t)

519 511 About 75% of the Klan is undercover FBI

and at least 10% is undercover journalists.

And 15% is just there for the free food. Have you tried the green bean casserole? How do they keep the onions crispy like that?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 12:12 AM (VdICR)

520 About 75% of the Klan is undercover FBI

I just finished listening to a GK Chesterton novel, "The Man Who Was Thursday", where

SPOILER ALERT




the entire group of Anarchists the British were trying to subvert were British agents.

I didn't understand any point it was trying to make, but it was fun to read/listen to.

Posted by: everything old is new again at December 05, 2016 12:13 AM (wpC7C)

521 Dang, Mis Hum, you must have found a 3 for 1 sale on content...this thread is a veritable cornucopia of delight..

I'm late to it and shall endeavor to persevere during the reading of the comments,

But scotch happened somewhere during the "i hate Roger Goodell show".

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:13 AM (zAEs4)

522 Faster, please.

Sorry, but that's the only thing that will wake them up. When Joe Peasant's daughter is raped and murdered by an immigrant, it's no biggie as far as the politicians are concerned.

Posted by: rickl


Unfortunately this is correct. The ruling class doesn't give a shit because they think they are insulated from the consequences of their policies.

If they are not given totally over to masochism, and when consequences hit them, there might be change. Or people can wake up while there is still time and vote them into oblivion.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 12:13 AM (rH4JY)

523
There will have to be mass murders of EU politicos before they start re-thinking things. And by then it might be too late.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people


See 9/11. Made little difference.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 12:14 AM (IqV8l)

524 501 AOP,
I've seen a TV special or two about him. They have two guys (brothers? Cousins?) that they think know the score, but zero proof.

It's always been a story that fascinated me. I think he got away with it. At least, I like to think he did...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 12:01 AM (8zcJM)



I don't think he did. The cash of the serial numbers of the cash have never turned up. Except for the couple sets of bills a boy found. So even if he survived it doesn't seem like he got away with the cash.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 05, 2016 12:15 AM (bMG0w)

525 514
I tend to be skeptical of claims that there is some sort of universal language for pedophiles
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 05, 2016 12:08 AM (nvMvs)


That's a good point. I remember a few years ago that a pamphlet was circulated among law enforcement that identified "domestic extremists" as people who had Gadsden flag bumper stickers or carried pocket Constitutions.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 12:15 AM (sdi6R)

526 In other news, a babysitter, with her two charges, was crossing a street here when they were struck by a car. The girls, age 5 and 10 were killed:


Elvin Jossue Hernandez, 20, of Asheville, was driving a 2003 Acura when he hit all three in the middle of an intersection where there is a traffic signal but no pedestrian crosswalk, police say. The speed limit is 45 mph on that stretch of Fairview Road.

Hernandez was arrested for not having a valid North Carolina driver's license and charged with driving with no operator's license , according to police records.
----

The emphasis is mine. Odds that he is an illegal?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 12:15 AM (ZO497)

527 Pizza: Yeah whatever weird shit Podesta is into, I don't want to read about it. Maybe he's into some eye-wide-shut skull-and-crossbones satanic garbage, but so long as cash isn't involved, it feels like a waste of time. I'm entertaining the idea that Justin Trudeau is Castro's son. That's my conspiracy theory, and I've only got room for one at a time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 12:16 AM (VdICR)

528 The majority of Obama's speaking fees will come from foreign sources, IMHO. He'll get paid good money to travel the world and denounce Trump's policies America.

Fixed to reflect past practices.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 05, 2016 12:16 AM (dIc3Q)

529 I stopped looking into Pastagate when I was told I was being Italiaphobic.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 12:17 AM (vYaiw)

530 https://youtu.be/dmmaEIwKijA

gayyyyyyyyy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)

Moisturizing lotion for men's hands is OK, though. In fact, I just put some on. Because I've been doing carpentry on my house here in Arizona, and that dry wood, and desert dust, and sawdust just suck all the moisture out of your hands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 12:17 AM (MiBfH)

531 There was a Quincy, M.E. episode loosely based on D.B Cooper.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0681860/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 12:17 AM (IqV8l)

532 Just wanted to briefly check in horde. Hope yall are doing great.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 12:18 AM (R5HRU)

533 >>>The emphasis is mine. Odds that he is an illegal?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 12:15 AM (ZO497)<<<

**starts playing La Cucaracha bugle**


Posted by: the Howie Carr show at December 05, 2016 12:19 AM (+MPEM)

534 The folks at the AOS are the best people ever. You are all awesome, even the lurkers.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 05, 2016 12:09 AM (MZcWR)

-------
Shhhush...never speak directly to a lurker, it frightens us and causes us to scurry to our safe space...

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:19 AM (zAEs4)

535 Wow AOP congrats on warmer climes - I've been gone for a while

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:19 AM (vhbai)

536 Hi, halfrican!

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2016 12:19 AM (XwYf6)

537 Yeah, I really slather on the hand lotion after a shower or washing my hands during the winter. Otherwise, nasty cracks open in my hands.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 12:20 AM (ZO497)

538 Pizza: Yeah whatever weird shit Podesta is into, I don't want to read about it.

Its none of my business if he wants to worship satan is some truly sick bizarre crap, but I want the cops to at least take a look at this place and the people involved, not discard it as some "social media conspiracy theory." That kind of crap is why Johnny Saville got away with raping retarded girls in the hospital for decades.

Moisturizing lotion for men's hands is OK, though. In fact, I just put some on.

Yeah but that's stuff like Corn Husker's lotion not Dove Body Moisturizer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:20 AM (39g3+)

539

I like to massage lotion into my hands.

With my manly unit.

Posted by: A Weiner at December 05, 2016 12:20 AM (qul7b)

540 So my college roomie called and I'm coming into the ONT late, having read the content.

What I want to know is, what are these orgasmic sox and where can I find them? Or do they only work when you have a partner?

Trying to be positive, here.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:20 AM (tHwdc)

541
Moisturizing lotion for men's hands is OK, though.

My fingers split open on the ends in the winter.
Lotion helps alleviate that condition.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 12:20 AM (IqV8l)

542 Halfrican in the house!

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 12:21 AM (8zcJM)

543 Awww, John Kerry is upset the Trump team hasn't contacted him for any advice or input! They should do so just to find out what not to do. Although "consult John Kerry" is pretty high on that list.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:21 AM (39g3+)

544 All 3 of these lotions are for my hands - yeah - because it's really dry here and I have gas forced air heat - yeah

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:22 AM (vhbai)

545
Yeah but that's stuff like Corn Husker's lotion

You oughta get out in the cornfield some time!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 12:22 AM (IqV8l)

546 *bows to logprof and Chi*

Hope yall are doing great

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 12:22 AM (R5HRU)

547 Yeah but that's stuff like Corn Husker's lotion not Dove Body Moisturizer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Curiel. Pricey, and I see nothing magic in the ingredients, but it works best for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 12:22 AM (ZO497)

548 That's a patent, Miley

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:22 AM (vhbai)

549 I don't think he did. The cash of the serial numbers of the cash have never turned up. Except for the couple sets of bills a boy found. So even if he survived it doesn't seem like he got away with the cash.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 05, 2016 12:15 AM (bMG0w)

Or the cash did turn up, in dribs and drabs, in widely-separated places, and if some of it got noticed, and reported to the FBI, the FBI may have kept silent on the subject, for fear of spooking the subject.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 12:23 AM (MiBfH)

550 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:20 AM (39g3+)

Agreed, look into the shit at least.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 12:23 AM (R5HRU)

551
Moisturizing lotion for men's hands is OK, though. In fact, I just put some on. Because I've been doing carpentry on my house here in Arizona, and that dry wood, and desert dust, and sawdust just suck all the moisture out of your hands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 12:17 AM (MiBfH)

--------

Of course...that's why you use the lotion...me too brah...totally because of my dry hands ....

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:23 AM (zAEs4)

552 --About 75% of the Klan is undercover FBI.

Posted by: logprof


Liberals are the nouveau Klan. And they want to brainwash people into believing that the Donald is.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 12:23 AM (rH4JY)

553 Far Side has too many greats for there to be a "Best".

If there were though, this would surely be a contender for the throne.


http://tinyurl.com/jy2eyfj



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 12:23 AM (v5iqM)

554 Awww, John Kerry is upset the Trump team hasn't contacted him for any advice or input! They should do so just to find out what not to do. Although "consult John Kerry" is pretty high on that list.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
-------------

Top of the list might be Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 12:23 AM (ZO497)

555 All 3 of these lotions are for my hands

https://youtu.be/u10mNypHMRs

(NSFW)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:24 AM (39g3+)

556 Curiel. Pricey, and I see nothing magic in the ingredients, but it works best for me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 12:22 AM (ZO497)

I have used the Gold Bond Healing lotion in the past. Seems to work well and does not leave your hands greasy.

So I guess Weiner would not like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 12:24 AM (92kX2)

557 http://www.bagbalm.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 12:24 AM (IqV8l)

558 I'm entertaining the idea that Justin Trudeau is
Castro's son. That's my conspiracy theory, and I've only got room for
one at a time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 12:16 AM (VdICR)


True intelligence means being able to hold five or more conspiracy theories in your mind simultaneously.

Posted by: F. Scott Fitzgerald at December 05, 2016 12:25 AM (tHwdc)

559 Good one Jim

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:25 AM (vhbai)

560 John Kerry. What a loser. I mean, lost his election badly. Really badly. Embarrassing. The Iran deal... total disaster. Really not good. Why would I take his advice? Maybe if I wanted to dock my yacht in Rhode Island to avoid taxes. His face looks like a My Pillow.

Posted by: P.E. D. Trump at December 05, 2016 12:25 AM (+MPEM)

561 Justin Trudeau does look an awful lot like a young Fidel, but the problem with that theory is that Trudeau is actually not young, he just looks that way because of the blood of infants he bathes in nightly. He's in his 40s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:25 AM (39g3+)

562 Yup...tomorrow is going to bite the big one.

Posted by: TickledPink at December 05, 2016 12:26 AM (smD62)

563 John "Herman Munster/Slash Horseface" can go fuck himself.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 12:26 AM (R5HRU)

564 Wow AOP congrats on warmer climes - I've been gone for a while

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:19 AM (vhbai)

It's just a Winter retreat and construction project for me. I can pick away at renovating this old dump, and hopefully add value to an asset.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 12:26 AM (MiBfH)

565 Keyy^

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 12:26 AM (R5HRU)

566 Trying to be positive, here.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:20 AM (tHwdc)

-----

Good evening Ms Miley

*waves madly around the room because he can't see her*

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:26 AM (zAEs4)

567 As a single guy that works with my hands - outside most of the year - the best thing I ever found is Corn Huskers Lotion.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 12:26 AM (8zcJM)

568 OMG homerow has failed me. Kerry*!

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 12:27 AM (R5HRU)

569 So are you supposed to use bag balm on, you know...? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:27 AM (39g3+)

570 Jim - Two of my favorites:
http://tinyurl.com/k38gg3w
http://tinyurl.com/jpdundc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 12:28 AM (ZO497)

571 Considering that we have have at least 50
Morons/Ettes from Va right here, and not one of us raciss memo, I'd say
that this was a big ole dog whistle.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 12:08 AM (8zcJM)


Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This IS the rally.
<hides under the sheets>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:28 AM (tHwdc)

572 553 Far Side has too many greats for there to be a "Best".

If there were though, this would surely be a contender for the throne.


http://tinyurl.com/jy2eyfj



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 12:23 AM (v5iqM)


--Heh, I love how even the animal housemarms wore those funky glasses.

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2016 12:29 AM (XwYf6)

573 Companies have been trying to get men to buy moisturizers like women for a while now. Dove's latest attempt is to connect their product with leather! and strength! See, its totaly manly!

https://youtu.be/dmmaEIwKijA

gayyyyyyyyy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


If you are a cisman and want to use moisturizers and makeup and meggings and wear a fannypack and ...

JUST CUT THE DARNED THING OFF ALREADY, 'KAY?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 05, 2016 12:29 AM (rH4JY)

574 Both of those are awesome Mike

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 12:29 AM (R5HRU)

575 Fannypacks I dunno about, the military was using those for a while at least in the 80s and 90s. Doesn't get much more manly than armed forces.

Well, until Obama took office at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2016 12:30 AM (39g3+)

576 Good evening Ms Miley



*waves madly around the room because he can't see her*

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:26 AM (zAEs4)


It's the guy! (fortunately not that guy who can't stop splooging)

<waves hand from under the sheets because she can't see him, either>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:31 AM (tHwdc)

577 Anybody tried any of those hard-on lotions and oils they sell?

For a friend.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 12:31 AM (DW+jj)

578 John Kerry... maybe I can ask him for James Taylor's phone number to tell him "You're Fired" from ever performing again after a horrific terror attack. Terrible.

Posted by: P.E. D. Trump at December 05, 2016 12:31 AM (+MPEM)

579 John Kerry might be able to provide useful information about minimizing slip fees for yachts.

And recipes involving Keystone State ketchup.

He's also a goldmine of info about imaginary VietNam-era operations "seared" into a traitorous numbskull of useless, fuckwitted, Botoxed brain.

Posted by: piano wire at December 05, 2016 12:31 AM (wpC7C)

580 We had an engineer named Doug who had this one in his cubicle.

http://tinyurl.com/26txtp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 12:32 AM (IqV8l)

581 Justin Trudeau does look an awful lot like a young Fidel, but the problem with that theory is that Trudeau is actually not young, he just looks that way because of the blood of infants he bathes in nightly.

I forget who said it, but someone here said it perfectly: Justin Trudeau looks like a gay serial killer.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 05, 2016 12:32 AM (rH4JY)

582 Also:

The modern farmer and his cowphone

Chickens in the Mist

"Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside"

"Thag got mammoth on face"

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2016 12:32 AM (XwYf6)

583 Dry cracked hands?

Corn Huskers or O'Keefes.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 05, 2016 12:32 AM (1JnAL)

584 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 12:23 AM (MiBfH)

Or he lived a full life and they simply didn't find the money because it is impossible to check every bill in circulation, or even more than a tiny %.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2016 12:32 AM (42Mgr)

585 Hammer, I've got the Crisis Clinic coffee mug. It's a classic!

And as one who has spent a few years working the tall buildings, I get the 2nd one. Nothing worse than working a 20 story swing stage with some jerk who's scared shitless of being out there, but won't admit it, even though they're nearly paralyzed by the trauma.

Those are the ones who'll get'cha dead.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 12:32 AM (v5iqM)

586 Justin Trudeau does look an awful lot like a young Fidel

Justin Trudeau looks an awful lot like a stroke victim.

Posted by: honestly ladies, is the cross-eyed retard look really a turn-on? at December 05, 2016 12:35 AM (wpC7C)

587 Or he lived a full life and they simply didn't find the money because it is impossible to check every bill in circulation, or even more than a tiny %.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2016 12:32 AM (42Mgr)

Wait, you are saying he became a folk hero, like Hillary?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 12:35 AM (92kX2)

588 Love the iron workers. On another note, Ace ruined New Yorker cartoons for me :/

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:35 AM (vhbai)

589 Kerry is a billionaire, like Trump. But he is a worthless gigolo. How can this horse faced imbecile bear to look at himself in the mirror in the morning?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 12:35 AM (rH4JY)

590
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This IS the rally.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR
---------------------

Yeah -
I realized a little too late that I outed us.
On the plus side, I'm doing my best to keep the parsley, basil & rosemary alive indoors thought the winter. Lord knows that we can't rely on on bluebell!

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 12:36 AM (8zcJM)

591 Anybody tried any of those hard-on lotions and oils they sell?

For a friend.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 12:31 AM (DW+jj)


I too am curious about these things. Are they for people who need help? There seems to be a burning need for them, but I've never run into anyone who wasn't perfectly capable without, um, some kind of stuff.
Maybe it's a millennial thing?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:36 AM (tHwdc)

592 585
Nothing worse than working a 20 story swing stage
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 12:32 AM (v5iqM)


I quit reading right there.

*clings to desk*

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 05, 2016 12:38 AM (sdi6R)

593 Tomorrow may suck, but today was pretty damned cool.

Seahawks over the Panthers 40-7!

Posted by: RKae at December 05, 2016 12:38 AM (JTuAn)

594 Farside. "We should write that spot down"
http://tinyurl.com/cfrvm2x

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 12:38 AM (ZO497)

595 I too am curious about these things. Are they for people who need help? There seems to be a burning need for them, but I've never run into anyone who wasn't perfectly capable without, um, some kind of stuff.
Maybe it's a millennial thing?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:36 AM (tHwdc)

Never had the need (Thank God), but my guess is they are kind a psychosomatic aid. They just give a guy a shot of confidence, when it counts.

Of course, psychosomatic can become as much of a crutch as a real drug.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 12:38 AM (92kX2)

596 >>>Kerry is a billionaire, like Trump.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 12:35 AM (rH4JY)<<<




Thank me!

Posted by: Lurch's wife's first husband's trust fund at December 05, 2016 12:39 AM (+MPEM)

597 The heating/cooling ones can be quite fun for both partners

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:39 AM (vhbai)

598 Or he lived a full life and they simply didn't find the money because it is impossible to check every bill in circulation, or even more than a tiny %.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2016 12:32 AM (42Mgr)

Well, who is going to do the actual checking of serial numbers? Retail stores, banks? All over the country? yeah, riiight! Best you could possibly hope for would be for the banks to spot-check some of the bills involved if they got a large cash deposit from a client who normally didn't do much cash business, say a car dealer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 12:40 AM (MiBfH)

599 Or he lived a full life and they simply didn't find the money because it is impossible to check every bill in circulation, or even more than a tiny %.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2016 12:32 AM (42Mgr)


If he disappeared to South America, it's quite possible that the money he had is in circulation down there.

Or, he traded it to drug lords and they have it and just trade it back and forth with their suppliers.

Over half of US currency is located overseas.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 05, 2016 12:41 AM (1JnAL)

600 591: Seriously, it all sounds to me like some gimmicky stuff, like all the supplements and stuff they sell. They claim all this "transdermal delivery" of stuff that's supposed to make stuff work better.

My bet would be in just feels tingly or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 12:41 AM (DW+jj)

601 The fed had giant machines to process cash

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:42 AM (vhbai)

602 An epiphany:

It occurs to me that Gary Larson is our Norman Rockwell.

And we're all but characters in his frames.

But tell me I'm wrong? His cartoons were Morons and 'Ettes. Wall to wall Morons and 'Ettes.

Gawd, I'd love to see a Larsonesque take on Rockwell's Thanksgiving Table painting!

Hah!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 12:43 AM (v5iqM)

603 The Lone Ranger makes an unpleasant discovery:

https://goo.gl/images/H2DPor

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2016 12:43 AM (XwYf6)

604 Yeah might as well use toothpaste Ben gay or icy hot (best)

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:43 AM (vhbai)

605

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:31 AM (tHwdc)

------

Under the sheets...

Is it cold where you are Ms Miley?

It's downright toasty here...

That may be the scotch fiddling with the thermostat though...

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:43 AM (zAEs4)

606 604 Yeah might as well use toothpaste Ben gay or icy hot (best)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:43 AM (vhbai)

Just not all three at once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 12:44 AM (92kX2)

607 Nooo that would be bad

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:45 AM (vhbai)

608 Seriously, it all sounds to me like some gimmicky
stuff, like all the supplements and stuff they sell. They claim all this
"transdermal delivery" of stuff that's supposed to make stuff work
better.

My bet would be in just feels tingly or something.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 12:41 AM (DW+jj)


Ah, for people who don't feel tingly already, then.

Maybe it's a substitute for when you're having sex instead of making love. I hear those people do need a lot of gimmicks 'n' stuff to make it exciting.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:46 AM (tHwdc)

609 All right, time for bed.

'Night y'all!

Posted by: logprof at December 05, 2016 12:46 AM (XwYf6)

610 Night, Logprof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 12:47 AM (92kX2)

611 Just not all three at once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 12:44 AM (92kX2)

And remember that the commutative principle does not apply to toothpaste and Preparation H.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 12:48 AM (MiBfH)

612 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Can I ask a question of the nautical sort? (sort of)

Let's say a guy likes to be on the water, canoeing or kayaking, used to have a little runabout, and thinks it would be nice to have a trailer-sailor with an enclosed head for the wife, so as not to come to shore after two hours...

Macgregor 26x? Your thoughts?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 05, 2016 12:48 AM (kKHcp)

613 The fact that Hillary is decrepit gives me hope. Because if the tech to give her immortality existed, Soros would have funded that by now. But it's clear at this point that Hillary will be allowed to die, because at the present time it is unavoidable, even for the elite.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 12:48 AM (rH4JY)

614 For people that supposedly love science so much, they sure don't get biology ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 04, 2016 11:58 PM (vhbai) fnord (vhbai)



They don't know shit about science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 12:48 AM (SRKgf)

615 607 604 Yeah might as well use toothpaste Ben gay or icy hot (best)
Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:43 AM (vhbai)

Just not all three at once.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 12:44 AM (92kX2)


And not for "nighttime funtime".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 05, 2016 12:49 AM (1JnAL)

616 Some of my favorite Larsons are bed buffaloes and vending machines of the Serengheti.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:49 AM (tHwdc)

617 too am curious about these things. Are they for people who need help? There seems to be a burning need for them, but I've never run into anyone who wasn't perfectly capable without, um, some kind of stuff.
Maybe it's a millennial thing?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:36 AM

-------

*types*
*deletes*
*types*
* deletes*

Ima say that's a language I don't understand.

Yet

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:50 AM (zAEs4)

618 614 The fact that Hillary is decrepit gives me hope. Because if the tech to give her immortality existed, Soros would have funded that by now. But it's clear at this point that Hillary will be allowed to die, because at the present time it is unavoidable, even for the elite.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 12:48 AM (rH4JY)


Soros doesn't care who the candidate is, he just wants them to know that they work for him.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 05, 2016 12:50 AM (1JnAL)

619 And as one who has spent a few years working the tall buildings, I get the 2nd one.


Taking jobs away from women? You should be ashamed of yourself. Quit immediately, and demand that a woman replace you. /sarc

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 12:52 AM (SRKgf)

620 Soros doesn't care who the candidate is, he just wants them to know that they work for him.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 05, 2016 12:50 AM (1JnAL)



But for one phone call in 1944 Hungary ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 12:53 AM (SRKgf)

621 Farside. "We should write that spot down"
http://tinyurl.com/cfrvm2x

Posted by: Mike Hammer


Correlation does not prove causation. Love the little arrow.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 12:53 AM (rH4JY)

622 Ima say that's a language I don't understand.



Yet

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:50 AM (zAEs4)


Well, you still have your hair.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 12:54 AM (tHwdc)

623 Soros doesn't care who the candidate is, he just wants them to know that they work for him.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 05, 2016 12:50 AM (1JnAL)



This right here.

Those with 9 digits to their net worth have twisted Freidmans quote that it is easier to get the wrong politician to do the right thing than to elect the right politician.
They just have their own ideas of what the right thing is.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 05, 2016 12:54 AM (kKHcp)

624 As someone who's head gets in the way sometimes I'm a big fan of toys. The proper pills can be a lot of fun too

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 12:56 AM (vhbai)

625 No. No... no... no!

I had this earworm a couple days ago, and had finally gotten rid of it.

Then they had to go and just play it on the radio.

Damn them*.

Ghost - Square Hammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4es83MFZNs




*Maybe literally, 'cause I guess they're Satanists or some shit.




Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out what shoulda gone to bed at December 05, 2016 12:56 AM (+MPEM)

626
Well, you still have your hair.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the

---------

Well yes,
Yes I do..

It's Yuge and Bigly

as are my hands.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:57 AM (zAEs4)

627 ...Macgregor 26x? Your thoughts?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 05, 2016 12:48 AM (kKHcp)




Perfectly fine for it's intended uses, which is lakes (not the Great Lakes though), inland waterways and bays such as San Diego Bay, Galveston Bay, Chesapeake Bay.

I'd not take it offshore though, even a few miles out of Tampa Bay or such... there's just not enough margin of "blue water" capability built into the system to handle a sudden bad turn of wind or sea.

Another good candidate with similar limitations are the variants of the Hunter 25, as well as the Catalina 25. Pop-top, swing keel daysailers, with overnight capabilities. Port-a-potti heads, coleman-type stoves and icebox based food storage. (the MacGregor is a water-ballast system. Good for righting moment, lousy for no keel to keep from being set to windward on a broad reach though.)

I'd also look at which offers the easiest system for setting or breaking down the mast and rigging.

Three hours wrasslin' with all that in the boat ramp parking lot, after a long day on the water, would suck.

Most all of those are set up for outboard motors. Make sure you get a new-ish, modern four-stroke motor on yours.

Fair winds n' following seas, mate!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 01:00 AM (v5iqM)

628 Sooo, I just had the "eventvrr" scam call happen to me. I knew it was a scam from word go, but I wanted to see how far I could string them along. I kept them on for 45 minutes, but then they wanted me to go to some skeevy website to install some "monitoring" software, and I had to let them know I wasn't going any further.

I'm not sure exactly what cursing in Urdu sounds like, but I'll bet that was it. They really thought they had a fish on the line. Which is surprising, since I was openly mocking their complete lack of computer knowledge half the time.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 05, 2016 01:02 AM (S2VsH)

629 Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:57 AM (zAEs4)


Not Little Marco, then?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 01:02 AM (tHwdc)

630 45 mins must be a record - I can't keep it up for that long

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:04 AM (vhbai)

631 Well yes,
Yes I do..

It's Yuge and Bigly

as are my hands.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 12:57 AM (zAEs4)



Oops. Almost stepped in that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 01:05 AM (SRKgf)

632 <slowly squeezes out a dab of toothpaste onto her toothbrush>

I think I'm going to call it a night. Have a bigly evening, Horde!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 01:05 AM (tHwdc)

633 Goodnight Miss

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:06 AM (vhbai)

634 @ 620, Jay Guevera.... HAH!


I'll teach any 'Ette who cares to learn, the finer arts of rappelling off a 30 story building, laden with tools and equipment to be able to document building sealant failures, photograph it, cut out samples of failed sections, then prep and install new (temporary) caulking to fill the void created by the sample-taking.

And repeat that drop about a dozen-fifteen times a day, in front of mirrored glass in San Antonio, TX, on a hot summer day.

Tell ME I didn't know how to have fun in my twenties, eh? Hah!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 01:07 AM (v5iqM)

635 Well yes,
Yes I do..

It's Yuge and Bigly

as are my hands.

Posted by: The guy with the hair


Finasteride can effectively prevent testosterone from killing hair follicles.

When will science discover how to prevent it from deforming hands? I hate big hands. Finasteride allows me to keep my hair, but it doesn't shrink my hands.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 01:07 AM (rH4JY)

636 Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:04 AM

It was them. They were so slow with every command. They had me do stupid stuff like run directory scans and sift though the error log in the event viewer line by line. Harmless stuff, but they had to tell me that every line I was reading was proof that my computer had been "infiltrated" by "the bad hackers". Seriously. "The Bad Hackers." Oh shit I wanted to laugh every time.

I mean, this was a LONG script, before they ever got to the goods and tried to connect to my PC.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 05, 2016 01:08 AM (S2VsH)

637 I'll teach any 'Ette who cares to learn, the finer arts of rappelling off a 30 story building, laden with tools and equipment to be able to document building sealant failures, photograph it, cut out samples of failed sections, then prep and install new (temporary) caulking to fill the void created by the sample-taking.

And repeat that drop about a dozen-fifteen times a day, in front of mirrored glass in San Antonio, TX, on a hot summer day.

Tell ME I didn't know how to have fun in my twenties, eh? Hah!



C'mon, that's equivalent to sitting in an air-conditioned office, typing, isn't it? Those broken nails are a bitch! Pretty much the same work, so should get the same pay, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 01:09 AM (SRKgf)

638 Nah, little Marco finally got his own place...

And boy am I glad...he kept popping up everytime I tried to close a deal..

I'm much happier now that he's gone..

I'm just reaching out and grabbing life..

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 01:10 AM (zAEs4)

639 Razorfist double: The electoral college and Al Gore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYdOoQcVs_c

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 01:11 AM (VdICR)

640 They had me open a directory and behold all those dangerous .sys files - VIRUSES on my COMPUTER!!! Hilarious

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:11 AM (vhbai)

641 >>>>Well, you still have your hair.

Big deal deal
Posted by: Zombie Telly Savalas

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 01:12 AM (voOPb)

642 C'mon, that's equivalent to sitting in an air-conditioned office, typing, isn't it? Those broken nails are a bitch! Pretty much the same work, so should get the same pay, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 01:09 AM (SRKgf)



Well, I do gotta say. I had more than a few of those lovely ladies write phone numbers down on to pieces of paper and then hold them up and press 'em to the inside of the glass, where I could see the number through the reflective mirroring.

But damn, I couldn't see what kind o' species of female that was behind that number on the glass! Duh, mirrored!

That said, tinted windows weren't a problem. *grin*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 01:14 AM (v5iqM)

643 Peace and grace to all, and to all a good night.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 05, 2016 01:14 AM (rB/gm)

644

This Day In History:

"Fidel Castro was laid to rest, being taken to the cemetery on a New-(and still!)-In-Box Serta "California King" Mattress, previously out for delivery but hastily conscripted (and the box painted) by The People's Revolutionary Memorial Parade & Auto Repair Service."


"This is the way the tyrant passes,
Not with a bang but ... multiple breakdowns.
"

- With apologies to T.S. Eliot

Posted by: Avenging Disco Godfather at December 05, 2016 01:15 AM (FlRtG)

645 633

I think I'm going to call it a night. Have a bigly evening, Horde!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of

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G'night Ms Miley

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 01:17 AM (zAEs4)

646 Howdy roonz and roonettez! Today I met up with an old friend that I had lost track of and had a great visit. He has MS and is in a pretty bad way, the last time I saw him was right about the time my Laura was diagnosed and dealing with that I lost track of him. When Laura died I decided that I probably could find out what had happened to him, but didn't know if I really wanted to. I couldn't stand to lose both of them in such a short time. I'm happy to say he's still alive and as ornery as ever.



It's been a good day.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 05, 2016 01:17 AM (vbvxt)

647 Fair winds n' following seas, mate!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 01:00 AM (v5iqM)

Didn't know about the Catalina's, I'll have to look into those.
You described what I'd like to do almost to a tee, except you said don't do it. As I live less than 20 mi from Lake Michigan I was planning some near shore boating, and by that, I mean within sight of land. There's plenty of good sized inland lakes in Wi, Mi, and Mn to explore also.

Thanks for the input, I appreciate it. There was no disdain for the motor-sailor that I've gotten from more traditional sailors.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 05, 2016 01:17 AM (kKHcp)

648 G'nite, Halfwise.

Hope ya get a (at least) halfway good sleep!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 01:17 AM (v5iqM)

649 Wow. If I'd know I'd get so many hits (
https://youtu.be/2oeLECO1Xtk

Good evening, folks. Nice post, MH. I'll examine what I skipped over, and the comments, more closely when I get home where I'm about to go. Or in the morning if Morpheus wins. Or someday. Or never. You know, whichever comes first. As usual.

* teleporter sound *

Posted by: mindful webworker - deplorable Moron and proud at December 05, 2016 01:19 AM (5a8XA)

650
Oops. Almost stepped in that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

------

Boots are a requirement .

Waders if possible..

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 01:19 AM (zAEs4)

651 "This is the way the tyrant passes,
Not with a bang but ... multiple breakdowns."

The quiet steamy sigh of head gasket failure, the shrew's whine of a failed clutch, or the harsh guttural expletives of a driveline gear failure?

Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2016 01:23 AM (TppKb)

652 One Eyed Jack,


Those boats would be good "within sight of land" on the Lakes, just be damn sure of your weather forecasts!

Countless lake regattas on same or lesser boats proves the point.

Conversely, countless losses of sailors getting out there and over their heads abound, as well.

Those boats are perfect for sniffing out the selcluded cove, dropping anchor and enjoying a good lunch. Overnight there, or sail on home after.

But please do always allow yourself a margin of safety, and a plan for when (not if) things turn to shit.

And then you should enjoy many years of fine sailing.

No diss to the motorsailing, either. Hell, set it up right, and the boat on the trailer serves as a fair camper in it's own right.

That's a great way to hopscotch from lake to lake, be it the 10,000 lakes or wherever.

Enjoy!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 01:23 AM (v5iqM)

653 649 G'nite, Halfwise.

Hope ya get a (at least) halfway good sleep!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 01:17 AM (v5iqM)


I'll put my best guy on that, starting now.

-30-

Posted by: Halfwise at December 05, 2016 01:24 AM (rB/gm)

654 Be careful with Propecia. Messing with hormones is a serious thing. Push down on that pooched up place in the carpet, and it comes up somewhere else, as it goes.

The dirty bird with male pattern hair loss is not testosterone per se, but one of it's metabolites, DHT. DHT is funny stuff. The hair on your head doesn't need it to grow, and in fact, in kills it, but the hair elsewhere on your body, that's what makes it grow. Secondary sex hair is DHT triggered.

And even then it gets even more complex. DHT can be produced locally, and they think that's what happens with male pattern baldness. It's DHT produced right in the hair follicles themselves by metabolizing testosterone that does it, not systemic DHT. They still don't have it completely figured out.

But guess what, estrogen is another metabolite of testosterone. When you take something that blocks the enzyme that makes DHT, it can shunt off the testosterone to estrogen production.

In fact, there was a lawsuit. Some "guy" sued the Propecia makes claiming it turned him into a woman. He got a sex change and said it was Propecia that first turned him into a tranny. That suit didn't go anywhere, and it was ridiculous, but it can increase the estrogen, and that's something you do not want.

All this varies from individual to individual. Some can be sensitive and others not.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 01:25 AM (DW+jj)

655 Well, time for me to call it a night. Sleep well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2016 01:28 AM (MiBfH)

656 The quiet steamy sigh of head gasket failure, the shrew's whine of a failed clutch, or the harsh guttural expletives of a driveline gear failure?
Posted by: JEM at December

---'--

*golf clap*

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 01:28 AM (zAEs4)

657 Alas, it's my time to attain horizontality.

G'nite to those I missed in their exits, and Hasta la Nite Nite to the rest of ye, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2016 01:28 AM (v5iqM)

658 Too much testosterone is not a problem for me lol

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:29 AM (vhbai)

659 House of Pain is cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 01:29 AM (rH4JY)

660 Sounds like a day racing lol

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:30 AM (vhbai)

661
G'nite to those I missed in their exits, and Hasta la Nite Nite to the rest of ye, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

-'----

Goodnight Mr Jim.

Sleep well, and wake.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 01:31 AM (zAEs4)

662 Too much testosterone is not a problem for me lol

Posted by: Random Joe


So you don't mind the hair loss and big hands?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 01:32 AM (rH4JY)

663 Those vids of Korean girl playing metal on her giant guitar/harp thing - best cultural appropriation ever

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:32 AM (vhbai)

664 666 baby!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 01:32 AM (rH4JY)

665 660 Too much testosterone is not a problem for me lol
Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:29 AM (vhbai)



So the problem is not enough?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 01:33 AM (SRKgf)

666 I have fabulous hair and long, thin hands ...

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:33 AM (vhbai)

667 Hair loss doesn't correlate with testosterone levels. It's that local DHT thing, which is genetic. You can have a man with YUGE testosterone levels who never loses on hair, and then some guy with low testosterone who loses all his hair in his 20s.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 01:36 AM (DW+jj)

668 We really need to bring back Cthulhu. I feel like a f*cking poseur grabbing the 666 spot.

The irony is that he was really concerned about the community here, and that is what got him banned.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 01:36 AM (rH4JY)

669 57 Well, time for me to call it a night. Sleep well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at

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Goodnight sir.

And as I understand it, yall have taken responsibility for the lena Dunham girl/ person/ creature/thong thing.

Word of warning, it talks before, during, and after..we've lost 2 alpacas and a chupacabra to self-detonation after mating with she/he/it....

Posted by: The guy with the hair at December 05, 2016 01:39 AM (zAEs4)

670 Well, it's not just the hair, which is only on my head - I'm pretty girly in general. I've only recently come to terms with the fact that I require special handling, so I don't consider it a problem (anymore).

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:40 AM (vhbai)

671 The irony is that he was really concerned about the community here, and that is what got him banned.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 01:36 AM (rH4JY)



No, what got him banned was being a dick and when called on it doubling down. Which didn't make a lot of sense for me since it was out of character.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 05, 2016 01:40 AM (vbvxt)

672 Hair loss doesn't correlate with testosterone levels. It's that local DHT thing, which is genetic. You can have a man with YUGE testosterone levels who never loses on hair, and then some guy with low testosterone who loses all his hair in his 20s.

Posted by: publius


That makes sense. Finasteride specificially blocks DHT. That is why it is effective.

Separately, it is bizarre how testosterone works. you would expect that a chemical would either kill hair follicles, or promote their growth.

But testosterone kills them on the scalp and grows them on the face. As OMC would say, "How Bizarre".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2016 01:42 AM (rH4JY)

673 I do fucking love science - hormones are the key we will be unlocking in the future

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:44 AM (vhbai)

674 Here's my NDT story - I've been wanting to tell it so sorry

I didn't know much about the dude don't watch his tv shows and whatnot - I had read Ace's criticisms and his inane tweets but I was totally unprepared for the incredible level of BS that was coming out of his mouth on the Adam Carolla podcast.

Early on Adam was asking some basic questions and such and Neil decided to go off on some 4-level hierarchy of "galactic civilizations" that transcended time and space somehow. We were of course the lowest level because we are stuck on this rock (stupid humans - you need more SCIENCE! magic), not that there has ever been any sort of scientific proof of anything like a universal civilization, which would be obvious if it was capable of existing.

I was struck with the thought that this isn't science - this is science fiction (and bad pulp at that) and this dude is an idiot. Gave him a chance, turned it off after about three minutes. If this is what that yahoo is teaching in his planetarium they ain't getting their money's worth - and dude might want to consider more astrophysics and less gamer lore in his so-called SCIENCE!

Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:56 AM (vhbai)

675 My open letter to Trump on climate change:

For $10 billion plus $2 billion per year, I could double the permanent sea ice area of the Arctic in 4 years and steadily increase it each year thereafter.

Cheap and no more excuses, assuming the environuts really wanted to increase the arctic sea ice.

Posted by: dougq at December 05, 2016 02:04 AM (Y7fRE)

676 There are an infinite number of universes. And in one of them, Hillary won the election!

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at December 05, 2016 02:08 AM (rH4JY)

677 For $10 billion plus $2 billion per year, I could double the permanent sea ice area of the Arctic in 4 years and steadily increase it each year thereafter.

Cheap and no more excuses, assuming the environuts really wanted to increase the arctic sea ice.

Posted by: dougq


But you could only do that by consuming more carbon, so it would end up accelerating the destruction of the Earth.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at December 05, 2016 02:12 AM (rH4JY)

678 This thread has using up carbon. And I have killed it! So I have helped the ecology. I feel fulfilled.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at December 05, 2016 02:13 AM (rH4JY)

679 Posted by: Random Joe at December 05, 2016 01:56 AM (vhbai)

Neil Degrasse Tyson is Deepak Chopra in a labcoat. He is a know-nothing drivel-spigot who tries to sound profound, but if you actually know what he's talking about, you realize just how stupid he is.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2016 02:17 AM (J+mig)

680 So I get home, look back at my comment at #650 and find... much of it is missing. Lucky for y'all. Not that it matters.

"Take heart. You can stay positive." I clicked. Found myself at Cracked, but kept reading anyway. Some okay, mostly meh. Then I got to the top 3, and they're all missing graphics. Yeah, that increases my positivity, all righty... positive I'll skip Cracked next time I see it linked. :-|⊃

Did I miss anything vital in the first 650 comments? And by vital I mean of course amusing or AoSHQ memeworthy?

Posted by: mindful webworker - what th'? at December 05, 2016 02:19 AM (zcuxU)

681 What he was talking about there is the Kardashev Scale, which is hypothetical notion of ranking a civilization based on the energy and power leves available to it.

Type I = planetary energy. One can use the energy of a planet.
Type II = stellar power. Civ. can use the power output of a star.
Type III = galactic power. One can use the power output of a whole galaxy.

This is all just hypothetical musings. At Type III, one is just about a god, because one can manipulate spacetime at a whim if you can use and manipulate energy at that level. The Federation of Star Trek would be a Type II.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 02:19 AM (DW+jj)

682 Welcome to tha new age, suckas.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zz6co7z

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at December 05, 2016 02:21 AM (rH4JY)

683 Cato: ..know-nothing drivel-spigot...

* jots phrase down for future re-use *

Posted by: mindful webworker - brilliant borrower at December 05, 2016 02:21 AM (zcuxU)

684 Four down, one to go...

https://i.sli.mg/1RiUug.png

Posted by: mpthompson at December 05, 2016 02:23 AM (I/SRC)

685 678 There are an infinite number of universes. And in one of them, Hillary won the election!

Given that I'm trapped in the universe where JEF won, I was pretty sure I was also in the one where the would Beast win.

Posted by: mpthompson at December 05, 2016 02:26 AM (I/SRC)

686 Reading back up-thread a ways...

Miley #633 "...slowly squeezes out a dab of toothpaste onto her toothbrush..."

* whoa *

Posted by: mindful webworker - easily moved at December 05, 2016 02:28 AM (zcuxU)

687 Miley #633 "...slowly squeezes out a dab of toothpaste onto her toothbrush..."



* whoa *

Posted by: mindful webworker - easily moved at December 05, 2016 02:28 AM (zcuxU)

Indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2016 02:32 AM (8iiMU)

688 Welcome to tha new age, suckas.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zz6co7z

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson



That guy is Soros, and his creature is Hillary.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at December 05, 2016 02:33 AM (rH4JY)

689 * sound of door closing *

Posted by: mindful webworker - z-z-z at December 05, 2016 02:39 AM (zcuxU)

690 Welcome to the new age, to the new age,
Welcome to the new age, radioactive
Whoa, Whoa
Radioactive, radioactive.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at December 05, 2016 02:59 AM (rH4JY)

691 potrzebie

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 05, 2016 03:59 AM (0MKRD)

692 I'm breathing in the chemicals
Good momorning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2016 04:13 AM (5sOEp)

693 Milo Y and Mike Cernovich are talking about Pizzagate. And Andrew Brietbart thought Podesta was a pedophile.

Which is enough to make me wonder if the year 2016 decided that it wasn't surreal enough, and said "Hold my beer and watch this."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 04:14 AM (VdICR)

694 Imagine Dragons sounds good on the car radio, but on a good system it will make your speakers sound like tin cans.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 04:15 AM (VdICR)

695 Good Morning Everyone.

What's the good news?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 04:24 AM (d76uN)

696 I take if Jill is going to never say die, some court is going to decide if I have to pay for a recount today.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2016 04:27 AM (5sOEp)

697 Not real good news but news. There is a NFL Team worse than the Bears.

Take a knee kaeperdoodle. You earned it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 04:30 AM (d76uN)

698 Italy votes no on giving the PM almost dictatorial powers of the economy. PM will resign.

The "Fuckit" Party looks to be in the position to form the next Italian Goober'mint.

Say goodbye to the Euro. Say hi again to the Lira.

Another loss for the globalist.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 04:38 AM (d76uN)

699 TX is not alone in paying its college football coaches like Sultans. The highest paid SC employee who you would normally think would be the governor but you would be wrong. Its not even close. The governor of SC makes a prodigious $129K a year. Lou Holtz the former USC head coach got over $2M/year,

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 04:42 AM (mpXpK)

700 And it is raining outside this morning. We haven't had rain for weeks. But they are supposed to deliver wife's Christmas present today, a new refrigerator. We were going to get them to put the old one out on the concrete in the driveway and my neighbor who's refer had died a few weeks ago was going to come over and get it.



So now after weeks of no rain, it is raining.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 04:48 AM (mpXpK)

701 Slow morning. Not a Creature is stirring, not here or there.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:05 AM (d76uN)

702 Wrote yesterday that I saw a Trump advisor say that NASA will not be doing global warming climate data.
And I have a wintery mix going on here.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2016 05:08 AM (5sOEp)

703 Mornin'.

Brrrr...here comes the deep freeze. Wintry mix here on the Niagara Frontier. No snow on the ground though (yet.) Just icy snow on top of the cars, and ice on the roads.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 05, 2016 05:11 AM (ul9CR)

704 looks like daywalker poasts...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 05:11 AM (F01LV)

705 I say I (and other Pa taxpayers) will pay for Jill's recount because Pa wants her to pony up 1 M and she doesn't have it or pay it, but she still wants it done.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2016 05:13 AM (5sOEp)

706 Say goodbye to the Euro. Say hi again to the Lira.

Another loss for the globalist.


Glad to see the Movimento Cinque Stelle prevailed, especially after Hofer's loss in Austria.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 05, 2016 05:13 AM (ul9CR)

707 /pops white smoke and exfiltrates

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 05:14 AM (F01LV)

708 Going to hit the road, taking lots of back roads where I'm going.
Stay safe everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2016 05:16 AM (5sOEp)

709 A Fed "justice" has bypassed the Michigan Supreme Court and ordered a hand recount.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan

/2016/12/04/judge-holds-sunday-hearing-michigan-

recount-suit/94952646/

They never quit.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:17 AM (d76uN)

710 Morning all. Weather has sure played havoc with getting oats and rye out for the pastures. May have to give it a pass this year.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2016 05:24 AM (MSffI)

711 Well if NASA isn't going climate change, and it isn't doing Muslim outreach, then they'll be stuck with putting things in outer space.

Too late, or too early for metal. Here's a lesser known composer on the Amadeus soundtrack.

https://youtu.be/9BRtuYcOuOo?list=PLabSmKXr9e_egPkBZdczfeF86VtdKLmRN

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 05, 2016 05:25 AM (VdICR)

712 Th ass of a judge in MIcan try to subvert the Constitution, but he's not going far.

State legislatures have enormous latitude in conducting presidential elections. The matter was before the Michigan Supreme Court, the body the Michigan legislature picked to adjudicate electoral disputes.

This moron appears to overrule that. Whatever this jerk thinks about the unsubstantiated claims, you have to let the STATE process play out.

Immediate appeal to the 6th circuit, and I suspect the MI Supremes, who should issue an injunction stopping the recount by 9-10 am today, will take this today and ask for briefs by noon.

Th 6th Circuit should allow that, or else the Article II is meaningless.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at December 05, 2016 05:28 AM (0DH4g)

713 "h 6th Circuit should allow that, or else the Article II is meaningless. "

When has the Constitution ever meant anything to a progtard?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:31 AM (d76uN)

714 Mornin'
Back to work
I shall try to find a silver lining

Posted by: teej at December 05, 2016 05:34 AM (JEx0Z)

715 I said yesterday when she announced going to federal court that in no way should she be able to get standing since she could not be "harmed" due to the fact that she had lost by such a huge amount. There is no conceivable vote fraud that could have cost her her election.


She went black robe shopping and found a drooling idiot.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:37 AM (mpXpK)

716 Dolphins in large black military vehicles cruising around my neighborhood last night. Not to sound paranoid but it is very suspicious.

Posted by: Your Parnoid Neigbor at December 05, 2016 05:38 AM (1BQGO)

717 BTW, that Judge is an Obama appointee that the Republicans let in with their infamous "deal".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:39 AM (mpXpK)

718 The recount costs should be paid out of that judge's salary.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:41 AM (mpXpK)

719 "She went black robe shopping and found a drooling idiot."

2010 appointee. Wonder how much opposition he faced in the Senate from turtle and crew.

My guess they fought to the death to not confirm then realized that there was a hill behind them.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:41 AM (d76uN)

720 721 2010 appointee. Wonder how much opposition he faced in the Senate from turtle and crew.



My guess they fought to the death to not confirm then realized that there was a hill behind them.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:41 AM (d76uN)

None. Remember that "deal" they made with the Pederast. No opposition in return for a bag of dried beans and a promise.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:43 AM (mpXpK)

721 A Fed "justice" has bypassed the Michigan Supreme Court and ordered a hand recount.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan

/2016/12/04/judge-holds-sunday-hearing-michigan-

recount-suit/94952646/

They never quit.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:17 AM (d76uN)


They should make the judge do the recount all by himself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2016 05:45 AM (zc3Db)

722 Trump needs to get on the ball in Nevada, New Hampshire, Minnesota, anywhere it was close.

He needs to start smacking back.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:46 AM (d76uN)

723 Did they ever get the bag of dried beans?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:47 AM (d76uN)

724 This is why the judiciary is important. I hope that the new administration rams constitutional judges down their throats.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at December 05, 2016 05:47 AM (Hdfj5)

725 It is just one more example of why we need an Art V convention to get control of runaway judges.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:48 AM (mpXpK)

726 725
Did they ever get the bag of dried beans?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:47 AM (d76uN)

No, searchlight Hairy welshed.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

727 726
This is why the judiciary is important. I hope that the new administration rams constitutional judges down their throats.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at December 05, 2016 05:47 AM (Hdfj5)

Never happen w/o an Art V convention.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

728 2 weeks before the Electoral College sends in the votes. Two weeks.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:50 AM (d76uN)

729 Anyone who didn't foresee the courts collaborating with the Dems hasn't been paying attention.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at December 05, 2016 05:52 AM (ul9CR)

730 730
2 weeks before the Electoral College sends in the votes. Two weeks.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:50 AM (d76uN)

It doesn't matter anymore. She is rapidly loosing WI and has already lost PA. Her nefarious plot is out the window now and all she can do is collect campaign money for next time or to illegally spend on personal buisness.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

731 Vic. Not saying your wrong about that but I am not counting any chickens until the eggs hatch.

The egg cracks on Dec 13 and breaks all the way open at noon Eastern Time, Jan 20, 2017.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:55 AM (d76uN)

732 733
Vic. Not saying your wrong about that but I am not counting any chickens until the eggs hatch.



The egg cracks on Dec 13 and breaks all the way open at noon Eastern Time, Jan 20, 2017.





Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 05:55 AM (d76uN)

She was supposed to have a court case in PA today. It was cancelled yesterday because she failed to deliver the money to PA officials.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

733 Her recount in WI so far has resulted in a net increase for Trump.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

734 She was supposed to have a court case in PA today. It was cancelled yesterday because she failed to deliver the money to PA officials.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

My guess she has already lined up a friendly "justice" to appeal to.

Maybe it's time for me to take a break from all this crap.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 06:00 AM (d76uN)

735 736 My guess she has already lined up a friendly "justice" to appeal to.



Maybe it's time for me to take a break from all this crap.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 05, 2016 06:00 AM (d76uN)

She is running out of time to go to court unless she can find another corrupt Obama judge who will give a sight unseen ruling.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

736 But on the other hand the Democrats have found another turd to call for a recount in FL. Scankles lost FL by over 100K votes. Obviously they have no possibility of overturning that so the strategy has to be to offset one of the States they are losing here with Jillie Billie. And the FL court is still controlled by Democrats.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

737 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2016 06:07 AM (u82oZ)

738 I will recommend to one of my Federal Senators that they need to hold Impeachment trials on Judges that absolutely do not get the Constitution. THey should have a trial a month, until the rot is removed.

That Judge in MI would be a good start.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2016 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

739 740
I will recommend to one of my Federal Senators that they need to hold
Impeachment trials on Judges that absolutely do not get the
Constitution. THey should have a trial a month, until the rot is
removed.



That Judge in MI would be a good start.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2016 06:09 AM (u82oZ)


IIANM the last federal judge that was impeached was Alcee Hastings. He was caught red-handed in a bribery scandal. You can probably count the number of judges who have been removed from office via impeachment on one hand.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

740 oops, should be #738

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

741 Yes, Vic.

The term of art in Washington is "Swim in your own lane."

We need Judges to not be legislators or an action arm of the Left. The checks and balances in the Constitution are there to be used when needed, and the need is present today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2016 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

742 741 We need Judges to not be legislators or an action
arm of the Left. The checks and balances in the Constitution are there
to be used when needed, and the need is present today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2016 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

Which is why we need an Art V convention. The Republicans are sure as hell not going to do it. We need to get the judiciary OUT of Washington. make them accountable, and easier to remove from the bench.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

743 742 Vic, the Senate could do all that starting in the next term. We need to encourage our current crop of GOPe losers to actually be the Congress the Founders imagined, and was for most of US history.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2016 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

744 OK, Dem idiots.

Worst case scenario is that none of these recounts are done by 12/13.

The Republican House decides the president.

Boo Fing hoo.

This clown in MI cites Bush versus Gore, but I guess he's too stupid to read the decision, which completely evicserates his argument.

The MI elections had says it's impossible at this point to count all the votes by 12/13. He said it was a reach even starting last Friday.

The reason for the two day delay specifically and unequivocally written into the MI statute was to allow for appeals. If that jackass of a judge had read the relevant MI precedent, he would have understood that.

The MI legislature certainly did not contemplate a fourth place unaggrieved candidate contesting an election over unsubstantiated rumors when it developed its Election Code.

The kicker to the ruling--and the part that will infuriate both the Federal and State appellate courts? The part where he says: the count will continue until he says it won't.

Nice try, ass.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at December 05, 2016 06:22 AM (8JlHF)

745 743 We need to encourage our current crop of GOPe
losers to actually be the Congress the Founders imagined, and was for
most of US history.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2016 06:21 AM (u82oZ)


The "big government liberals" began stacking the court in their favor with the second President. This shit is nothing new.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 06:23 AM (mpXpK)

746 744 The kicker to the ruling--and the part that will
infuriate both the Federal and State appellate courts? The part where he
says: the count will continue until he says it won't.



Nice try, ass.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at December 05, 2016 06:22 AM (8JlHF)

As I said, Obama judge. He doesn't give a shit what the law says.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 06:24 AM (mpXpK)

747 JJ up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 05, 2016 06:27 AM (mpXpK)

748 Cat Fud.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 05, 2016 08:49 AM (FtrY1)

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