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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/29/16)

Congratulations! You made it through the second Monday of the week Tuesday. Enjoy tomorrow!!

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You didn't now there was a STAY HOME BECAUSE YOU’RE WELL DAY? Now, you do. The things you learn here at the ONT are amazing.

Quotes of The Day

We have learned from the sewage-storm directed at Bannon that the Establishment plays dirty, and that the formerly Republican #NeverTrumpers aren't just misguided ideologues, but also yellow-bellied, gutter-crawling, backstabbing, bushwhacking liars. Hell hath no fury like a self-designated elite scorned. David P. Goldman

How many corpses are the free peoples of western nations willing to pile up on the altar of diversity? Mark Steyn


So if you're traveling in Palestine and happen to see the Post Office flag half-staff, Castro is the answer.

No fun or frivolity to be had. Just another day in Cuba.

On this day in history, November 29th George Harrison passes away. Hard to believe that he has been gone 15 years.


Nancy Pelosi, once Speaker of The House, 2nd in line to be POTUS has presided over the House Democrats fall from majority party to minority party. Will she lose her current job as Minority leader tomorrow?

Over this past weekend I told a young nephew of mine that he was slower than molasses in January. A puzzled look crossed his face.

The expression is an American idiom for something that is painfully slow. Its history is related to the Great Molasses Flood on 15th January, 1919. It was a balmy 43 degrees Fahrenheit (6 degrees Celsius) in Boston when the Great Molasses Flood happened on Wednesday, January 15, 1919

Little did Uncle Mis. Hum. know about the Boston Molasses Flood.

“The sun dimmeth, the land sinketh, gusheth forth steam and gutting fire.” Or, what happens when you cross a stream of lava with a can of Chef Boyardee.

The real war on science.


My friends don’t like my answer: because there isn’t much to write about. Conservatives just don’t have that much impact on science. I know that sounds strange to Democrats who decry Republican creationists and call themselves the “party of science.” But I’ve done my homework. I’ve read the Left’s indictments, including Chris Mooney’s bestseller, The Republican War on Science. I finished it with the same question about this war that I had at the outset: Where are the casualties

The Nanny State. Their interference with the private sector has failed again. It is not the job of restaurants to monitor Fatty McFat-Fat.

It doesn’t matter how many calories are in those burgers and fries. At fast food chains where calorie counts are prominently displayed, such as McDonald’s and Chick-fil-A, people still order whatever they want.

In fact, according to a new study, as few as eight percent of restaurant customers use calorie information to make healthier choices.

It is also not the job of the private sector to be responsible for education to be performed by schools and parents.

But Breck says his study proves that restaurants need to do more than just show the numbers. He believes menus and menu boards should depict the calorie information in different colors from the food so they stand out. He also thinks menus should include statements about how most people require just 2,000 calories a day, as fewer than half the people he surveyed knew how many calories they should eat.

So the Nannys have failed with consumers and fast food. Now they are set to fail with their renewable fuel program.

The Environmental Protection Agency's renewable fuel program is bound to fail over the next five years, a federal watchdog agency said Monday, citing the low cost of oil and the relatively high cost of green fuels.

A cage match between Vice-Presidents would be awesome. In the blue corner from Delaware, eating paste, Uncle Joe Biden.In the red corner, newly appointed Russian Vice President Steven Segal.

What would it take for the U.S. to pull out of the U.N.? If holding a special session for Fidel Castro isn't enough. Nothing will ever be. It is the ONT's opinion that the U.N. should pack up and move somewhere else. Don't let the door hit.........


Tonight's Musical Interlude


Perhaps the NFL is over saturated, maybe it is too political, or the product is weak? Whatever the reason(s). The NFL is considering dumping Thursday Night Football. As a NFL fan, most Thursday night games suck lack excitement.

Getting ready to travel? Time to play tourist? Will these advertising slogans help you decide on your next trip?

As we approach Winter and you have the travel bug check out these beaches.

Have you ever traveled on a yacht with a cow? The fascinating life of Gordon Bennett, Jr.

International travel not in your plans? But, you want to travel the good old U.S.A.?Want to know how far a buck will go? Find out what $100 will purchase in each state.


WHINER

verb (used without object), whined, whining.
1.
to utter a low, usually nasal, complaining cry or sound, as from uneasiness, discontent, peevishness, etc.:
The puppies were whining from hunger.
2.
to snivel or complain in a peevish, self-pitying way:
He is always whining about his problems.
verb (used with object), whined, whining.
3.
to utter with or as if with a whine:
I whined my litany of complaints.

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Actions have reactions. Decisions have consequences. Poverty and how to get there. Yes little millennials you are adults now. And with being adults come adult responsibilities.

How good is your memory? Do you remember Obama's NASA's Muslim outreach?

It's not really surprising that President Obama told NASA administrator Charles Bolden that his highest priority should be "to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science ... and math and engineering." It fits with so much that we already knew about the president.

It appears that the outreach didn't help NASA much. The outreach didn't even take care of the basics. NASA has put out a $30,000 bounty for "bathroom management issues".


Higher education at it's best Genius Award Winner.

Ordinary citizen without political ties or wealth is the Feel Good Story of The Day.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by self-deprecating humor.

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Comments

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1 The chances of anything coming from Mars
Are a million to one, he said.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (MZcWR)

2 1st

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (I9SqL)

3 Wow, I got a first! Now to the content.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (MZcWR)

4 Howdy all.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (w+Jhj)

5 Or not, now to go read the content

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (I9SqL)

6 YAY!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (tHwdc)

7 Judge rules Wisconsin recount doesn't have to be done by hand

https://tinyurl.com/z78fmdk

from last Thread

Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (y3aQB)

8 The Coming Confrontation in Venezuela

Venezuela's legislature, the unicameral National Assembly, has declared that President Maduro has staged a coup when his hand-picked electoral council voided the recall referendum against Maduro. The National Assembly has further approved of a criminal trial against Maduro.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12746

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (vBeA5)

9 Here's a diversity question.

You can have one of two stacks of paper money.

One stack has five one-hundred-dollar bills.

The other has one one-hundred, two twenties, a five and two ones.

Which one is more diverse?

Which one would you rather have?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2016 10:08 PM (MZcWR)

10 Ear ache my eye!

duna, dunna, dunnna, duna dun, dunn.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2016 10:08 PM (cOHS7)

11 Oh, it's New new.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 10:09 PM (MQZBa)

12
3 weeks ago tonight at this time we were...

nervously watching the election results.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 10:09 PM (0cKff)

13 My Monday was spent in an auto repair shop waiting room to hear the bad news that a rod bearing had gone bad....

Tuesday had to be better....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:09 PM (w+Jhj)

14 'Bout time. That last thread was beginning to have that not-so-fresh feeling to it...

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at November 29, 2016 10:10 PM (v8aCN)

15 Muslim Outreach.

More like Muslim Reach-Around.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 10:10 PM (MQZBa)

16 I'm sitting here sipping a little Tito's and a thought occurred to me. I don't know if anybody has pointed it out, but Hillary will never be president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (dnWSK)

17 "I'm have an eye problem."?

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!!

Posted by: gewa76 at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (B6OKy)

18 Thanks for the Tull, Mis. Hum. I haven't heard this one in ages.

YUUUGE content! Classy. Luxurious.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (tHwdc)

19 7 Judge rules Wisconsin recount doesn't have to be done by hand
----------
And Hillry joined the request just in time to share in the disappointment, from a Dane County judge no less.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (/DvFd)

20 Where are Dani Gluber, Shawn Pin, and all the other Chavez cock gobblers from Hollyweird now?

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (cOHS7)

21 Cherry Coldclam


Oh yeah that reminds me. Bedtime.

Night, team.


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (zu88C)

22
Isn't this great?

We are 3 weeks closer to evicting obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 10:14 PM (0cKff)

23 "traveling in Palestine...?"

There is no country called "Palestine."

It's the sewage overflow field for the Arab world, at least judging by what other Arabs think of "Palestinians."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 10:15 PM (42Mgr)

24 On this day in history, November 29th George Harrison passes away. Hard to believe that he has been gone 15 years.
----------
Cary Grant died on 11-29 30 years ago.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 10:16 PM (/DvFd)

25 Evicting ubama. Please oh please let it be so.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2016 10:16 PM (zLDYs)

26 Great ONT MisHum - thank you! Love the Feel Good story, as always.

The map with the world tourism slogans is very interesting. I've never heard any of them, including ours.

When I first looked at Mexico's, I thought it said "Leave it to believe it." I think that's probably more accurate, anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:16 PM (uHcnA)

27 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 10:17 PM (IcT7t)

28 "Actions have reactions. Decisions have consequences. Poverty and how to get there"




I can't get to the poverty. Anyone else having trouble, or is it me?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:17 PM (tHwdc)

29 Nice ONT Mis. Hum. Thanks.

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2016 10:17 PM (I9SqL)

30 2016:
Trump threatens to get out of NATO.
NATO suddenly remembers that it can help fight terrorism.
Trump stops talking about NATO.

2017:
Trump threatens to get out of the UN. (please)
???

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2016 10:18 PM (VdICR)

31 Rock Hardthrust

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:18 PM (PRtT5)

32 It's not really surprising that President Obama told NASA administrator
Charles Bolden that his highest priority should be "to find a way to
reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly
Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution
to science ... and math and engineering."


But they had to settle for me.

Posted by: Clock Boy at November 29, 2016 10:19 PM (Tyii7)

33 I actually like eating fast-food every now and then.

When I walk into a restaurant and look up at the menu, my internal calorie counter has already tallied "Lots of fvcking calories" so it's not a big issue.

Anybody who doesn't realize that restaurant food in general is pretty calorie-dense compared to the homemade equivalent is a knuckle-dragging, booger-eating idiot and doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as us Morons.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 10:19 PM (42Mgr)

34 Crunch Steakslab

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:19 PM (PRtT5)

35 That last photo is hilarious.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2016 10:19 PM (a62hT)

36 RE: The genius award. Dribbling out the clock when you are behind is pretty bad. Almost as bad as calling a timeout your team doesn't have and getting a technical foul. At the end of the Championship game....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:20 PM (w+Jhj)

37 I was way ahead of my time.

Posted by: Clock Boy at November 29, 2016 10:20 PM (Tyii7)

38 Some of them are kind of nuts:

Mongolia: Go Nomadic

New Zealand: 100% pure

Paraguay: You have to feel it



Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:21 PM (uHcnA)

39 No fun or frivolity to be had. Just another day in Cuba.

Literally true. On one of the Food Networks competition shows, they had a Cuban American. For one of his desserts he did a Christmas tree because he was in his twenties before he could celebrate Christmas and have a tree. Yep, the wonderful Marxist, who is being complimented by liberal Americans, wouldn't even allow the peons in his country to have a few Christmas decorations.

There is a reason that Cuban Americans in Florida are dancing in the streets over his death.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2016 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

40 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 10:19 PM (42Mgr)



I did LOL at that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)

41 'God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen' is my least favorite Christmas carol. I think the lyrics are clumsy and second-rate.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:22 PM (PRtT5)

42 I find it amazing how George Harrison stayed so close with Clapton considering Clapton stole his wife..

I'm thinking music is more important.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 29, 2016 10:22 PM (UpGcq)

43
Trump
Trump
Trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: origional Jake at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (jrFgU)

44 Cary Grant died on 11-29 30 years ago.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 10:16 PM (/DvFd)

---

Reading about him now:

https://www.amazon.com/Dear-Cary-My-Life-Grant/dp/0061961418

11-29-86, I was a senior in HS.

My, how time flies.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (CRotO)

45 "Mongolia: Go Nomadic"

I woulda gone with "It's Horde-alicious!"

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (w+Jhj)

46 The real war on science article is so good I sent a link to both my kids.
Dunno if they'll read it.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (Om16U)

47 El Salvador: The 45 Minute Country

Okay

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (uHcnA)

48 YES, IT'S ANOTHER STOP ENJOYING CHRISTMAS SONG!!!

Posted by: JETHRO TULL at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (8b+oT)

49 Hello MisHum,

Nice ONT.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (CRotO)

50 The UN headquarters should be in some remote, neutral place with absolutely no amenities for the elite... Tristan da Cunha comes first to mind!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at November 29, 2016 10:24 PM (kP16F)

51
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen' is my least favorite Christmas carol.

A rum pa pum pum.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 10:24 PM (IqV8l)

52 And 35 years ago Natalie Wood went bobbing by.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 29, 2016 10:24 PM (1JnAL)

53 Once every 3 weeks or so I will get a McDouble (No Onion) a 6 Piece Nuggets and a Diet Coke.

$4

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 10:24 PM (MQZBa)

54 I wish I could embiggen that map, but I can't. I'd love to see what some of the smaller countries have for their slogans.

I think we here at the HQ could probably do much better than most of them.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:24 PM (uHcnA)

55 >>I find it amazing how George Harrison stayed so close with Clapton considering Clapton stole his wife..


You never really lose your wife.





You just lose your turn.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 10:25 PM (MQZBa)

56 Cary Grant liked to take LSD.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 10:25 PM (IqV8l)

57 45 "Mongolia: Go Nomadic"

I woulda gone with "It's Horde-alicious!"
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (w+Jhj)


"You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat"

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2016 10:25 PM (8nWyX)

58 The article about the molasses in January in Boston is fascinating. I'd never heard of that either. What a disgusting mess that must have been.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:26 PM (uHcnA)

59 "And 35 years ago Natalie Wood went bobbing by."

types...

deletes...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)

60 I've read the Left's indictments, including Chris Mooney's bestseller, The Republican War on Science.

Haven't seen that name in a while. Chris Mooney is a pretentious, wooden, soporific pajamaboy with his head immovably stuck up his ass.

Jonah Goldberg did an epic takedown of him a while back:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kdcotnd

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 10:26 PM (rH4JY)

61 Why do birds suddenly appear? Everytime, I am near?

Posted by: Castro's Beard in Hell at November 29, 2016 10:26 PM (Tyii7)

62 Posted by: JETHRO TULL at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (8b+oT)

I wanted to take Mrs. Mis. Hum. to Iceland for Andersons Xmas Concert, she said no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 10:26 PM (voOPb)

63 You never really lose your wife.





You just lose your turn.

..............................
and half your shit

Posted by: origional Jake at November 29, 2016 10:26 PM (jrFgU)

64 just saw pence on hannity. very impressed. trump is apparently very serious and focused on a conservative agenda he campaigned on. i will be delighted to find my skepticism proven wrong.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2016 10:27 PM (WTSFk)

65
Guy calls in to work to say he's sick.

He says, "Hey boss, I'm too sick to come into work today."

Boss says, "Oh yeah, how sick are you?"

He says, "I'm at home fucking my sister; that's how sick I am!"

Boss says, "That's not sick enough. Come in to work."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 10:27 PM (0cKff)

66 RE: The genius award. Dribbling out the clock when you are behind is pretty bad. Almost as bad as calling a timeout your team doesn't have and getting a technical foul. At the end of the Championship game....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:20 PM (w+Jhj)

----'

Chris?

Chris Webber, is that you?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:27 PM (aAlFX)

67 t doesn't matter how many calories are in those burgers and fries.

Makes a difference to me. If a burger doesn't have 900 calories, I don't care how "new" the item is, it's not gettin' et.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 10:27 PM (/wWB4)

68 Chris Mooney is literally someone so stupid you think, "did his ponderous, boring delivery trick people into thinking there was actually some grey matter in between his ears?" Vile, stupid, boring imbecile.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 10:27 PM (rH4JY)

69 ... and yeah, harbaugh's whining about the officiating was unfounded and unseemly.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2016 10:28 PM (WTSFk)

70 2016:

Trump threatens to get out of NATO.

NATO suddenly remembers that it can help fight terrorism.

Trump stops talking about NATO.
---
We really need to get out of NATO before NATO 'ally' Turkey gets us into a war with Russia in defense of ISIS.

Posted by: Methos at November 29, 2016 10:28 PM (3Liv/)

71 Evening, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2016 10:28 PM (jw2Xw)

72 Tibet's slogan?

"Gunga. Gunga galunga, gunga"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:28 PM (sK2fh)

73 MisHum, are you going to give us Christmas songs each day until Christmas? That's nice.

But please, please, please don't ever give us that howler, Christmas Shoes. Oh dear God, that is the worst song ever written. It should be dragged out into the street and shot.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:29 PM (uHcnA)

74 " If a burger doesn't have 900 calories...

-----

... I'm not paying more than $4.99 for it."

Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 10:29 PM (8b+oT)

75 It is time we stopped letting the left scam us. The Democrats are in the process of deleting themselves from History by replacing themselves with generic "White People".

It is Democrats who owned slaves.
It is Democrats who sent Indians on the Trail of Tears.
It is Democrats who created the Klan.
It is Democrats who lynched blacks, Mexicans, and Indians.
It is Democrats who had Jim Crow laws.
It is Democrats who put Japanese Americans into camps.
It is Democrats who fought for segregation.
It is Democrats who opposed the civil rights laws.

It wasn't generic "White People" who did all of that, and we need to point that out loudly and often. Republicans have been too polite to mention any of that for far too long. Time to tell it like it is.



Posted by: An Observation at November 29, 2016 10:29 PM (rhswq)

76 ... i said to him "what are you, a crazy person? that's crazy talk."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2016 10:29 PM (WTSFk)

77 11-29-86, I was a senior in HS.



My, how time flies.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (CRotO)


OMG, you're a mere sprout, young lady!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:30 PM (tHwdc)

78 ... meshuginnah.

veyz mihr.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2016 10:30 PM (WTSFk)

79 From the "conservative war on science" link to _City Journal_:

"Third, there's the resistance in academia to studying the genetic underpinnings of human behavior, which has cut off many social scientists from the recent revolutions in genetics and neuroscience."

"Social scientists" are not, and have never been, doing science.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 10:30 PM (noWW6)

80 It is Democrats who owned slaves.
It is Democrats who sent Indians on the Trail of Tears.
It is Democrats who created the Klan.
It is Democrats who lynched blacks, Mexicans, and Indians.
It is Democrats who had Jim Crow laws.
It is Democrats who put Japanese Americans into camps.
It is Democrats who fought for segregation.
It is Democrats who opposed the civil rights laws.


-- this needs to be a T-shirt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:30 PM (sK2fh)

81 This Boston/Philthy game is going on and on and on and on...... Its in a shoot out and nobody can get the puck in the net.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2016 10:32 PM (9V/dL)

82 He also thinks menus should include statements about how most people require just 2,000 calories a day, as fewer than half the people he surveyed knew how many calories they should eat.

They do teach this stuff in schools. My nephew worked at McD's when he was in college and, yes, there are people who come in and eat a horrendous amount of calories. An adult who comes in and orders 2 Big Macs, a large fries, a large shake, and a pie for just himself, knows that it is unhealthy. It's a personal choice.

Years ago I had let myself put on weight and I joined weight watchers. There are a ton of reasons why people overeat. One thing you learn at Weight Watchers is that nagging and preaching at people doesn't work. They don't even let you refer to something like a candy bar as bad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2016 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

83 "Social scientists" are not, and have never been, doing science.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 10:30 PM (noWW6)

Just as "Social Media" is not social.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:32 PM (sK2fh)

84 Posted by: An Observation at November 29, 2016 10:29 PM (rhswq)

Very good. I'm stealing that.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 10:32 PM (Om16U)

85 I had to slip out and get me one of them burger things, and see I missed some talk of centripetal vs centrifugal forces and all that in the last thread. And gravity. And I missed it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:32 PM (DW+jj)

86 Could be worse.

He could have elected to try to kick a 62 yard field goal, tied at overtime, with a minute and a half left on the clock.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 10:32 PM (JmjOe)

87 From the "conservative war on science" link to _City Journal_:

The one that surprised me is that liberals (or maybe a liberal sub-group) believe humans haven't evolved in fifty thousand years. The hell?!

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 10:32 PM (7H/2n)

88 The expression is an American idiom for something that is painfully slow. Its history is related to the Great Molasses Flood on 15th January, 1919. It was a balmy 43 degrees Fahrenheit (6 degrees Celsius) in Boston when the Great Molasses Flood happened on Wednesday, January 15, 1919
.....
I actually have a book about said molasses flood on my Amazon wish list. "Dark Tide: The Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919" by Stephen Puleo.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 29, 2016 10:33 PM (W2wn0)

89 Paraguay: You have to feel it

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:21 PM (uHcnA)


I thought Paraguay's was "Thirst, its not just for the Bolivans any more"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2016 10:33 PM (vU79J)

90 Finally, somebody scores. Philthy wins.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2016 10:33 PM (9V/dL)

91 Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:29 PM (uHcnA)

Who do you think I am? Casey F-nig Kasem. You'll get what you get and you'll like it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 10:34 PM (voOPb)

92 Mayer, Burbridge, Chimenti are making Dead music grate again

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 10:34 PM (M3DRt)

93 He could have elected to try to kick a 62 yard field goal, tied at overtime, with a minute and a half left on the clock.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 10:32 PM (JmjOe)


A thing of beauty, that was.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2016 10:34 PM (a62hT)

94 I can't get to the poverty. Anyone else having trouble, or is it me?

It's just you.

Favorite fortune cookie: Poverty is inconvenient. Try to avoid it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 10:34 PM (IcT7t)

95 I wanted to take Mrs. Mis. Hum. to Iceland for Andersons Xmas Concert, she said no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 10:26 PM (voOPb)


I've been to Rejkjavik, but only to change planes. It was after Lockerbie and I figured the muzzies would forget about Icelandair.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:35 PM (tHwdc)

96 OMG, you're a mere sprout, young lady!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:30 PM (tHwdc)

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48 years old and with two grandbabies isn't exactly a young'un...lol.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 10:35 PM (CRotO)

97 Trump threatens to get out of NATO.

NATO suddenly remembers that it can help fight terrorism.

Trump stops talking about NATO.



Yet another lucky punch by the orange-haired idiot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:35 PM (SRKgf)

98 >>>It is Democrats who sent Indians on the Trail of Tears.

No one sent me. I sometimes get a little emotional, is all.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 29, 2016 10:36 PM (rH4JY)

99 I'm thinking music is more important.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 29, 2016 10:22 PM (UpGcq)

Maybe Harrison was getting tired of her shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:36 PM (MiBfH)

100 You never really lose your wife.











You just lose your turn.



..............................

and half your shit

Posted by: origional Jake at November 29, 2016 10:26 PM (jrFgU)


Heh. I gave my ex EVERYTHING to escape.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:37 PM (tHwdc)

101 83 "Social scientists" are not, and have never been, doing science.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 10:30 PM (noWW6)
Just as "Social Media" is not social.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:32 PM (sK2fh)



Both are closer in sentiment to "social disease" than to science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:37 PM (SRKgf)

102 23 "traveling in Palestine...?"

There is no country called "Palestine."

It's the sewage overflow field for the Arab world, at least judging by what other Arabs think of "Palestinians."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 10:15 PM (42Mgr)

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Wait what? Little Maddy just sold me a bridge?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:37 PM (aAlFX)

103
"And 35 years ago Natalie Wood went...."




Bob, bob, bobbin' along.

Alongggggg!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 29, 2016 10:37 PM (kdS6q)

104 "It's not really surprising that President Obama told NASA administrator
Charles Bolden that his highest priority should be "to find a way to
reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly
Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution
to science ... and math and engineering." It fits with so much that we
already knew about the president."

****

Muslims have NO historic contribution to science. The Arabic world has many, but they are all pre-Islam. Islam has stifled the development of the middle east since its inception.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 29, 2016 10:37 PM (18h+i)

105 >>> Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 29, 2016

Trump should put your name forward to head the Bureau of Indian Affairs.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2016 10:37 PM (jw2Xw)

106 Peruvia's slogan, "Are you sure you want to come here?"

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 10:38 PM (XoldI)

107 I've heard Hillary will never be president. Will she ever again be sober?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2016 10:38 PM (s7hQ/)

108 The expression is an American idiom for something that is painfully slow. Its history is related to the Great Molasses Flood on 15th January, 1919. It was a balmy 43 degrees Fahrenheit (6 degrees Celsius) in Boston when the Great Molasses Flood happened on Wednesday, January 15, 1919
.....
I actually have a book about said molasses flood on my Amazon wish list. "Dark Tide: The Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919" by Stephen Puleo.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 29, 2016 10:33 PM (W2wn0)

I have long used "slower than molasses in February".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:38 PM (MiBfH)

109 It was after Lockerbie

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:35 PM (tHwdc)


I was on Pan 103 - the day before. I was supposed to be on the fateful flight, but was concerned about a tight connection, and had my secretary move the flight up a day.

True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:39 PM (SRKgf)

110 50 The UN headquarters should be in some remote, neutral place with absolutely no amenities for the elite... Tristan da Cunha comes first to mind!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at November 29, 2016 10:24 PM (kP16F)

Elba is nice.

Posted by: Napoleon I, Emperor of France at November 29, 2016 10:39 PM (brIR5)

111 MisHum, are you going to give us Christmas songs each day until Christmas? That's nice.



But please, please, please don't ever give us that howler, Christmas
Shoes. Oh dear God, that is the worst song ever written. It should be
dragged out into the street and shot.





Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:29 PM (uHcnA)


Oh, you're just ASKING for it, woman.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:39 PM (tHwdc)

112 The UN headquarters should be in some remote, neutral place with absolutely no amenities for the elite... Tristan da Cunha comes first to mind!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at November 29, 2016 10:24 PM (kP16F)


I understand there are areas in Port-au-prince that can be picked up cheaply.

Sun, sand and suffering in the most totally screwed up nation of the Earth is Haiti's tourist slogan

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2016 10:39 PM (vU79J)

113 kdbabear will be by shortly. Then we'll see who's the party of #Science!

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 10:39 PM (7H/2n)

114 20 Where are Dani Gluber, Shawn Pin, and all the other Chavez cock gobblers from Hollyweird now?
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (cOHS7)


Grieving the loss of mass murderer, Fidel Castro.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2016 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

115 Pokes ONT, sees if he's angered the hamsters.

Posted by: Bete stays up at November 29, 2016 10:40 PM (Ojki1)

116 I was on Pan 103 - the day before. I was supposed to
be on the fateful flight, but was concerned about a tight connection,
and had my secretary move the flight up a day.



True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:39 PM (SRKgf)

holy cow

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 10:40 PM (XoldI)

117 True story.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:39 PM (SRKgf)

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No shit?


HOLY SHIT!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 10:40 PM (JmjOe)

118 Oh, I found a way to embiggen the map! Click on the link within the link, then click on the map within that.

Iran: You are invited (no thanks)
Iraq: The other Iraq (Kurdistan) - some slogan
Tunisia: I feel like Tunisia
Jordan: Yes, it's Jordan
Israel: Land of Creation (now, that one I like)

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:40 PM (uHcnA)

119 "It's not really surprising that President Obama told NASA administrator Charles Bolden that his highest priority should be "to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science ... and math and engineering." It fits with so much that we already knew about the president."


Let's strip away the bullshit. The only who contributed less than the Muslims are the Africans. Who are in a dead heat with golden retrievers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:41 PM (SRKgf)

120 I was supposed to be on the fateful flight

Me, too, but then I decided not to go home for Christmas.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 10:41 PM (7H/2n)

121 Finally!! Okay kids I heard a neat story today that learned me something new about my doctor.
We were talking about the world series and I mentioned casually that I was surprised that Cleveland wasn't burned down out of disappointment.. The nurse and I agreed that we could not understand why people do this.
Doc says he has actually seen this happen in person in Chicago.. and proceeds to tell this story.
In 1968, Doc hitchhiked across Canada (that's kinda badass) and came back to Detroit. Was in a bus station in Detroit waiting to board his bus to Chicago when an old hobo looking man jumped up on a bench and announced that Martin Luther King Jr. had just been murdered. Pandemonium erupts and Doc is the only white person in the place. He ducks out finds his bus goes all the way to the back and hunkers down, trying to disappear. Gets safely out of Detroit, makes it to Chicago, where all public transportation is shut down and bumper to bumper traffic is leaving the city and not one car going into city except Doc and his friend. They wind up on top of a building with an observation deck overlooking Michigan Ave. watching fires light up all along that street. One after another just bambambam all up and down Mich Ave.
My gynecologist may be much cooler than I realized.

Posted by: madamemayhem at November 29, 2016 10:41 PM (yTnCT)

122 I believe in the "Going out because I'm too well for work (school) Day" myself

Posted by: Ferris Bueller at November 29, 2016 10:41 PM (Ojki1)

123 No shit?

HOLY SHIT!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 10:40 PM (JmjOe)


It's no shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:41 PM (SRKgf)

124 Never heard the Feb part (seems redundant)

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 10:41 PM (M3DRt)

125 I wonder if anyone has done, or is doing, or even CAN do, a study to see how social media alters a person over time.

Mabye study control groups across different platforms?

Use neural networks and data mining to search for vulgarity, violent/combative language, etc., etc.

You know, THAT kind of thing I might accept as "Social Science".

Circle-jerking about how great some gormless 19th century eurotrash were just... isn't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:41 PM (sK2fh)

126 Jordan: Yes, it's Jordan
Israel: Land of Creation (now, that one I like)

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:40 PM (uHcnA)

"Air Jordan". It's not just shoes anymore."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:42 PM (MiBfH)

127 48 years old and with two grandbabies isn't exactly a young'un...lol.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 10:35 PM (CRotO)

Everything's relative, Miss Joy!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:42 PM (tHwdc)

128 Japan's slogan: "Fantastic food and more weird shit than a convention of abstract painters on acid!"

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:42 PM (w+Jhj)

129 85 I had to slip out and get me one of them burger things, and see I missed some talk of centripetal vs centrifugal forces and all that in the last thread. And gravity. And I missed it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:32 PM

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We settled on Schrodinger's Balrog as the answer.

We thought that was correct, are you saying that we were wrong? Or there could simultaneously be another correct answer.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:43 PM (aAlFX)

130 Slightly embellished photo of Trumps dinner with Mitt
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/803803409304391680

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 10:43 PM (Om16U)

131 Oh, you're just ASKING for it, woman.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:39 PM (tHwdc)
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Yeah. You're probably right. Hopefully Casey effing Kasem up there won't do it, though.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:43 PM (uHcnA)

132 Let's strip away the bullshit. The only who contributed less than the Muslims are the Africans. Who are in a dead heat with golden retrievers.

Golden retrievers give us some darn funny pictures, so that's one up on the other groups.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 10:43 PM (IcT7t)

133 Hell, I'm 49 and I can't believe it. I ought to be about 25 or so, and it's the early 90s. Seems just like yesterday.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:44 PM (DW+jj)

134 Anybody who doesn't realize that restaurant food in general is pretty calorie-dense compared to the homemade equivalent is a knuckle-dragging, booger-eating idiot and doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as us Morons.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 10:19 PM (42Mgr)


And Fast Food gets a bad rap. All restaurant food is higher in calories. A chef on a radio show explained it. The food costs a lot so people expect it to taste a lot better than what they have at home. So they add lots of stuff to make it taste extra good, fats, cheese, sauces. Also, the portions are huge. We all make our choices. Bureaucrats preaching isn't going to change anything.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2016 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

135 I have long used "slower than molasses in February".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:38 PM (MiBfH)

Yep. February is colder.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:45 PM (tHwdc)

136
Handmade Admiral Ackbar Soap

etsy.com/listing/207497609/handmade-admiral-ackbar-soap-star-wars



"Oooooo -- naughty naughty Ackbar!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 29, 2016 10:45 PM (kdS6q)

137 We settled on Schrodinger's Balrog as the answer.



We thought that was correct, are you saying that we were wrong?

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Close. It's Schrodinger's Sodomy, a concept we hashed out a day or so ago.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)

138 So Pelosi wants to remain Minority Leader. Leftists keeps throwing temper tantrums. Media keeps lying about Islamic terrorism. Democrats demand recounts in futile efforts.

Please, just keep on doing the things that have killed you politically. I see no reason to help my enemies when they are bent on self destruction.

I can't WAIT for the demands in January to keep Obamacare. It is going to be epic self immolation.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 29, 2016 10:45 PM (wfDW1)

139 "I was on Pan 103 - the day before. I was supposed to
be on the fateful flight, but was concerned about a tight connection,
and had my secretary move the flight up a day.



True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

My brother was on the flight that went into the Pentagon the day before. (9/10)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)

140 While I'd never heard of the Boston Molassacre before the other day, I have heard a similar phrase used in Josey Wales "like molasses in wintertime" referring to moving slowly. That movie was set in the Civil War era; of course it could just be an anachronism.

As to the calorie info displays, I have used them to get the most calorie bang for my buck. I'm sure I'm not alone in this, and it definitely ain't what the nannies had in mind when they passed a rule requiring their displays.

Example -- There are 3 sizes of fries, with cost and calories displayed for each. Which size gives the best value? Hint, it ain't always the largest size.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2016 10:45 PM (oZEJt)

141 132 Let's strip away the bullshit. The only who contributed less than the Muslims are the Africans. Who are in a dead heat with golden retrievers.
Golden retrievers give us some darn funny pictures, so that's one up on the other groups.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 10:43 PM (IcT7t)



Good point. So it's golden retrievers ~ Muslims (being charitable here), with Africans bringing up the rear.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:45 PM (SRKgf)

142 73 MisHum, are you going to give us Christmas songs each day until Christmas? That's nice.

But please, please, please don't ever give us that howler, Christmas Shoes. Oh dear God, that is the worst song ever written. It should be dragged out into the street and shot.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:29 PM (uHcnA)

Or the hippopotamus song. I have most of Toni Tennille's recordings, with and without the Captain, but that one I am not going to get.

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 29, 2016 10:46 PM (brIR5)

143 Geez, Jay, that's incredible. God obviously had other plans for you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:46 PM (uHcnA)

144 I was on Pan 103 - the day before. I was supposed to
be on the fateful flight, but was concerned about a tight connection,
and had my secretary move the flight up a day.



True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:39 PM (SRKgf)


Wow, you're like a cat, Jay. How many other lives have you used up?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:46 PM (tHwdc)

145 Let's strip away the bullshit. The only who contributed less than the Muslims are the Africans. Who are in a dead heat with golden retrievers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:41 PM (SRKgf)


Might want to think that one over.

Posted by: Air Bud at November 29, 2016 10:46 PM (1JnAL)

146 Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/803663942228840448

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/803664069261664257

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/803664173070774272

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/803664359947988993

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/803664612046569472

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2016 10:46 PM (Ya7zs)

147 My gosh, 2016 might be the year we get rid of The FAB, DWS, and Pelosi. Holy crap. A trifecta. Then we get to meet the new assclowns who will be the same as the old assclowns, only with different names and new cud-churning voices.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 10:46 PM (dnWSK)

148 But please, please, please don't ever give us that howler, Christmas Shoes. Oh dear God, that is the worst song ever written. It should be dragged out into the street and shot.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:29 PM (uHcnA)


Ha! This is my favorite bad Christmas song. Every time I hear it on the radio, I laugh and laugh. I can't imagine how the vocalist can sing it with a straight face.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:47 PM (PRtT5)

149 Schrodinger's Sodomy, a concept we hashed out a day or so ago.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)

Aww, I wasn't watching then. So what's that like:

"I may or may not be buggered right now, but ..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:47 PM (sK2fh)

150 Close. It's Schrodinger's Sodomy, a concept we hashed out a day or so ago.

Snoopy sodomized Schroeder?

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 10:47 PM (IcT7t)

151 I can almost guarantee that if the NFL dumps Thursday Night Football they refuse to renew ESPN's MNF rights and take it over themselves. Because if you're gonna have the game on cable wouldn't you want to be the one getting all the money?

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2016 10:47 PM (z/Ubi)

152 Steven Seagal in:

DA TOVARICH!

The unlikely story of how a fat, washed-up American action movie star infiltrated the Russian government and assassinated Vladimir Putin, and was crowned Tsar by the weary people of Russia for saving them from the FSB Kleptocracy.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2016 10:47 PM (CS7jF)

153 So interesting tidbit. I met Tom Price once, Trump's new HHS pick.

I was introduced to him by king NeverTrump himself, Erick Ericsson.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 29, 2016 10:48 PM (wfDW1)

154 13 My Monday was spent in an auto repair shop waiting room to hear the bad news that a rod bearing had gone bad....


That's what happened to the FAB on sep 11, but they had a spare in chelseas apartment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 10:48 PM (dnWSK)

155 139 "I was on Pan 103 - the day before. I was supposed to
be on the fateful flight, but was concerned about a tight connection,
and had my secretary move the flight up a day.
True story.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"
My brother was on the flight that went into the Pentagon the day before. (9/10)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)



You know, in honesty, it doesn't seem real to me. The next morning I heard about a plane crash involving Pan Am 103, and that sounded familiar. I pulled the ticket out of my suit pocket, and suddenly realized why that had rung a bell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:48 PM (SRKgf)

156 More Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/803665021058355203

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/803665119142027264

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/803665217620242432

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/803665337136939013

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/803665452144750593

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2016 10:48 PM (Ya7zs)

157 i don't know if anyone's read mark cuban's mea culpa,
that he was stupid, etc. i think he corroded a great deal of his credibility campaigning for and apologizing for clinton. but he made an interesting observation: a lot of what trump blared on the campaign was meant to sucker the media, they complied, and his followers' ate it up. i think we'll see something similar on this "thank you" tour trump is embarking on. he'll be outrageous to further marginalize the press.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2016 10:48 PM (WTSFk)

158 Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:48 PM (MiBfH)

159 Northernlurker, I hope they have a mtg that can' be pd

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 10:48 PM (M3DRt)

160 My gynecologist may be much cooler than I realized.
Posted by: madamemayhem at November 29, 2016 10:41 PM (yTnCT)

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Well hell certainly isn't a Pu....uh...not a uh uh

You're right, he sounds cool

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:49 PM (aAlFX)

161 53 Once every 3 weeks or so I will get a McDouble (No Onion) a 6 Piece Nuggets and a Diet Coke.

$4

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 10:24 PM (MQZBa)


Back when I was in Weight Watchers, after weigh in on Saturday, I would go to McD's and have a McDouble, no cheese, a small salad, and a diet Coke. It was 3 bucks at that time.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2016 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

162 The NFL tidbit reminds me, I need to sell my Disney stock in January. Time to cash out before ESPN really drags it down.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 29, 2016 10:49 PM (wfDW1)

163 It's no shit.

So, golden showers?

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 29, 2016 10:49 PM (rH4JY)

164
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

rrrrandma got runner over by a reindeer.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 10:50 PM (JmjOe)

165 149: A commenter made an observation that Chelsea Clinton was so fugly that you wouldn't know if she was giving you a BJ or buggering her. It occurred to me that was sort of like wave-particle duality. Butthole or mouth?

And thus Schrodinger's Sodomy was coined.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:50 PM (DW+jj)

166 Cannot

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 10:50 PM (M3DRt)

167 "Crunch Steakslab

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:19 PM (PRtT5) "

I used to have a shirt with all those names on it. It might still be in a box in the basement.

"Big McLargeHuge"

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 10:50 PM (kumBu)

168 Every time I hear it on the radio, I laugh and laugh. I can't imagine how the vocalist can sing it with a straight face.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:47 PM (PRtT5)
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If you can stand to listen to it all the way through, you're a better person than I. I just change the channel and shudder.

I don't why anyone thought that song would be a good idea. And then, why making a sappy Christmas special around it would be a good idea too. At least, I'm assuming it's sappy. Naturally, I've never seen it and never will, unless they run it on a loop in the camps.

Which they would, probably.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:52 PM (uHcnA)

169 "Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to
want to go out. Had several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's
fretting about something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

Don't live in tornado country do you?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)

170 Canada's sounds like something a cop swinging a truncheon would say to a hobo on Kids in the Hall.

"Yeah... you can't sleep on that park bench there buddy, keep exploring."

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2016 10:52 PM (8nWyX)

171 Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about something.

The zombies clawing their way out the dirt under the house.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 10:52 PM (IcT7t)

172 Or near any big fault lines?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)

173 171 Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about something.

--
Aliens

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 10:53 PM (Om16U)

174 Seriously, in orbit, one is in free fall, feeling no force. There is no force acting on one at all. That thing called gravity? Fictitious force. It's spacetime curvature that curves your geodesics (inertial paths).

Einstein hit upon this saying he saw a fellow fall off a roof, get up and say he felt no force of gravity.

Just have to throw that out there to be a stickler pedantic asshole.

Getting to that physics takes a while. You've got to ease in to General Relativity. Slowly. Sort of like buggery.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:53 PM (DW+jj)

175 It is Democrats who owned slaves.
It is Democrats who sent Indians on the Trail of Tears.
It is Democrats who created the Klan.
It is Democrats who lynched blacks, Mexicans, and Indians.
It is Democrats who had Jim Crow laws.
It is Democrats who put Japanese Americans into camps.
It is Democrats who fought for segregation.
It is Democrats who opposed the civil rights laws



No no no you don't understand. There was that magical day in the 60s when democrats became republicans and republicans became democrats. You must have missed the memo. I'll resend. Or check your spam box.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 10:54 PM (dnWSK)

176 And I just returned from meeting fellow Moron Osprey at the Arizona Wilderness brewery/restaurant in Chandler, where we had various microbrews, and ate some awesome tacos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:54 PM (MiBfH)

177 Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had
several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about
something.
---
Sandworm.

Posted by: Chani at November 29, 2016 10:54 PM (XoldI)

178 >>>I've never seen it and never will, unless they run it on a loop in the camps.


Bluebell, you are so inspirational.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)

179 Wow, you're like a cat, Jay. How many other lives have you used up?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:46 PM (tHwdc)


I hate to think. That was certainly one. I got into a punch up with a Palestinian on the West Bank, while 40 Arabs looked on. That could've been two. I dropped a motorcycle in college after baseball practice on a hot day, wearing literally only gym shorts - not even a shirt - and cleats, and walked away, scared shitless but unharmed. Once hiking in the high Sierra we crossed an ice field covered with flowing water, and I slipped and slid several hundred feet toward a precipice before catching an irregularity, and stopping myself, scared to death.

So that's four ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:55 PM (SRKgf)

180 150 Close. It's Schrodinger's Sodomy, a concept we hashed out a day or so ago

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Does regular weed work ?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:55 PM (aAlFX)

181 But mama needs these shoes to meet Jesus!

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 10:55 PM (Om16U)

182 >>>Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had
several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about
something.

Terminator.

Posted by: Kyle Reese at November 29, 2016 10:56 PM (XoldI)

183 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)

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Ha. Well, before I get myself into any more trouble, I'm going to sleep - good night everyone!

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:56 PM (uHcnA)

184 Maybe they would make a Christmas special over this one, I want a Boob Job for Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALfkKRnpWLk

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2016 10:56 PM (vU79J)

185 Schrodinger's Sodomy


Sort of like buggery.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:53 PM (DW+jj)


I'm sensing a pattern.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2016 10:56 PM (CS7jF)

186 ""Social scientists" are not, and have never been, doing science.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 10:30 PM (noWW6) "

I got pretty much all of my potential theses turned down when I was studying psychometrics because the IRB (institutional review board) didn't want to deal with 'dicey issues' like racial differences in intelligence testing. And none of my proposals were all that seismic - I just wanted to do some longitudinal work with a few test subjects and compare them on 'normal' tests and 'culture fair' tests. Nope. Still turned down. Then I just cashed out with a lower degree.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (kumBu)

187 169 "Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to
want to go out. Had several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's
fretting about something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

Don't live in tornado country do you?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)

Mine was doing the same thing. Turned out she wanted the socks I was wearing.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (W2wn0)

188 We are in the East Valley region of metro Phoenix right now. Weather is distinctly non-tornado-ey. Chilly, in fact.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (MiBfH)

189 >>>On this day in history, November 29th George Harrison passes away.

George who?

/sarc

Posted by: Yoko Ono at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (rH4JY)

190 >> Does regular weed work ?

Nope, you need hallucinogens. While watching porn.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (DW+jj)

191
Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about something.

Impending earthquake?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (IqV8l)

192 >> "I was on Pan 103 - the day before. I was supposed to be on the fateful flight, but was concerned about a tight connection, and had my secretary move the flight up a day.


>>True story.


I was the Tailgunner on PanAm 103. I parachuted out shortly before the SHTF.

True Story.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (MQZBa)

193 161 53 Once every 3 weeks or so I will get a McDouble (No Onion) a 6 Piece Nuggets and a Diet Coke.

$4

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 10:24 PM (MQZBa)

Back when I was in Weight Watchers, after weigh in on Saturday, I would go to McD's and have a McDouble, no cheese, a small salad, and a diet Coke. It was 3 bucks at that time.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2016 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

Yummy Beef from Peru.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (Tegl7)

194 But mama needs these shoes to meet Jesus!
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 10:55 PM (Om16U)
------------------
As I explained to my kids, if that situation comes up, believe me, the last thing I'll be looking for is new shoes.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (uHcnA)

195 Gnite bluebell

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (JmjOe)

196 "i don't know if anyone's read mark cuban's mea culpa,

that he was stupid, etc. i think he corroded a great deal of his
credibility campaigning for and apologizing for clinton. but he made an
interesting observation: a lot of what trump blared on the campaign was
meant to sucker the media, they complied, and his followers' ate it up. i
think we'll see something similar on this "thank you" tour trump is
embarking on. he'll be outrageous to further marginalize the press.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp"

My brother (same one I mentioned above about the pentagon flight) said to me last night that Hillary was basically running ads FOR Trump.

Her ad shows him saying "I'm gonna bomb the shit out of ISIS!"

Trump Voter "Well hell yeah. Sounds good to me!"

etc.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 10:58 PM (w+Jhj)

197 174 Seriously, in orbit, one is in free fall, feeling no force. There is no force acting on one at all. That thing called gravity? Fictitious force. It's spacetime curvature that curves your geodesics (inertial paths).

Einstein hit upon this saying he saw a fellow fall off a roof, get up and say he felt no force of gravity.

Just have to throw that out there to be a stickler pedantic asshole.

Getting to that physics takes a while. You've got to ease in to General Relativity. Slowly. Sort of like buggery.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:53 PM (DW+jj)


Einstein - "Some fellow just fell off a roof!"

Doctor - "How far did he fall?!"

Einstein - "... all the way, obviously!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:58 PM (sK2fh)

198 Let's not forget, back in 2011 when Nancy lost the gavel, the Dems had to create the position of "Assistant Democrat Leader" for James Clyburn since he was losing the "Majority Whip" office upon Nancy's demotion from Speaker to Minority Leader, and Steny Hoyer's demotion from Majority Leader to Minority Whip. They couldn't force the black man out of a leadership job.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 29, 2016 10:58 PM (1JnAL)

199 >>Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had
several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about
something



Maybe Buzzion is at the door?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 10:58 PM (MQZBa)

200 with Africans bringing up the rear...

Yeah, baby, yeah!

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 10:58 PM (7H/2n)

201 "Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had
several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about
something."

Check the well, please.

Posted by: Timmy at November 29, 2016 10:58 PM (XoldI)

202 >>> In fact, according to a new study, as few as eight percent of restaurant
customers use calorie information to make healthier choices.

I am of the 8%!

Use the calorie information to get the most energy / buck. If you roll low, the McDouble has about the highest calorie / dollar out there.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2016 10:59 PM (P/kVC)

203 The zombies clawing their way out the dirt under the house.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 10:52 PM (IcT7t)

Can't rule that one out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:59 PM (MiBfH)

204 174 Seriously, in orbit, one is in free fall, feeling no force. There is no force acting on one at all. That thing called gravity? Fictitious force. It's spacetime curvature that curves your geodesics (inertial paths).

---------

That's what I (somewhat hazily) thought.

Which would make the "tether line" scene in Gravity BS,
amirite?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 11:00 PM (aAlFX)

205
Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about something.

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Have you ever seen the movie "Signs"

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 11:00 PM (JmjOe)

206
No no no you don't understand. There was that magical day in the 60s when democrats became republicans and republicans became democrats.

That's what Chris Matthews says.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 11:00 PM (IqV8l)

207 I got pretty much all of my potential theses turned down when I was studying psychometrics because the IRB (institutional review board) didn't want to deal with 'dicey issues' like racial differences in intelligence testing


As if the races differ in intelligence. What evidence is there of that?

Your IRB did you a solid, even if it didn't seem so at the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:00 PM (SRKgf)

208 We are in the East Valley region of metro Phoenix right now. Weather is distinctly non-tornado-ey. Chilly, in fact.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (MiBfH)


Dude, GRABOIDS!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2016 11:01 PM (vU79J)

209 Schrodinger's favorite superposition.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2016 11:01 PM (VdICR)

210 -- this needs to be a T-shirt.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:30 PM (sK2fh)

I could put it on a shirt

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:01 PM (Om16U)

211 Dude, GRABOIDS!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2016 11:01 PM (vU79J)

Well, they must have moved on. Now she's sound asleep in her doggie bed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:02 PM (MiBfH)

212 Heh. I gave my ex EVERYTHING to escape.


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 10:37 PM (tHwdc)

Evening all.

Speaking of exes, my ex-girlfriend got back in touch with me again and put me on yet another rollercoaster ride.

She wants to get together for a drink and talk, but in the process of sending some pics about her son's wedding let slip enough info so I could finally do some kind of background check on her.

Lo and behold, not only is her real name NOT what she told me it was, but this woman, who I was totally compatible with IYKWIM, is neither a widow for the past 10 years. In fact, hubby is still alive and well after 30 years together, with pics on Facebook of them as recently as September.

Still processing the whole thing, but WTF? Who does that???

Needless to say, there won't be a meeting, though she doesn't know this yet. I don't do married women (knowingly).

Consumed a lot of whiskey learning all that. Sheesh.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:02 PM (D2vc1)

213 And I just returned from meeting fellow Moron Osprey at the Arizona Wilderness brewery/restaurant in Chandler, where we had various microbrews, and ate some awesome tacos.

That far north it's Gilbert. Bought my truck from the Earnhardt dealership up that way before they moved to Val Vista and 202.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 11:03 PM (IcT7t)

214 119
Let's strip away the bullshit. The only who contributed less than the Muslims are the Africans. Who are in a dead heat with golden retrievers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 10:41 PM (SRKgf)


*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 11:03 PM (sdi6R)

215 Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about something.

----------

Giant face eating spiders?

I think one of the Ettes may have some knowledge on those

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 11:03 PM (aAlFX)

216 Damn CB...

*pours shot*

I'll join ya.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:03 PM (CRotO)

217
Well, they must have moved on. Now she's sound asleep in her doggie bed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I wish I could go to sleep that quickly.
Maybe I need to get a doggie bed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 11:04 PM (IqV8l)

218 Which would make the "tether line" scene in Gravity BS, amirite?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 11:00 PM (aAlFX)


Ugh. So much of that movie was great, I mean they even did all the destruction early on completely silently, which was of course how it would have been in space.

Then they had to screw it up with that stupid tether line scene.

Well, that and having George Clooney be a hero.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2016 11:04 PM (CS7jF)

219 "Mine was doing the same thing. Turned out she wanted the socks I was wearing.

Posted by: antisocialist"

My dog, bless her departed heart, would destroy any socks she got ahold of. Had to make sure to keep them away from her or they'd be chewed in two instantly.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 11:04 PM (w+Jhj)

220 "Your IRB did you a solid, even if it didn't seem so at the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:00 PM (SRKgf) "

Well they saved me 3+ more years on a PhD track, so yeah, they did end up doing me a favor. I can't imagine still being in that program and being sane.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 11:04 PM (kumBu)

221 Doggie is bugging me for something.

Would your dog drive me onto campus? I'd trust him, speaking of contributions to science.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 11:05 PM (7H/2n)

222 Evening, Horde!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 11:05 PM (0mRoj)

223 Hey Insomniac

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:05 PM (CRotO)

224 She sounds like bad news, country boy.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:05 PM (Om16U)

225 Hillary will never be President.

*ahem*

According to an insider, she is 'keeping her options open' for a possible 2020 run. I dunno, it would be kinda fun watching her go for it in 2020, only to flame out in the primary like Jebby Boy did. Or try to run her campaign from inside a comfy prison cell.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2016 11:05 PM (oZEJt)

226 Okay, time to go watch "X Files". I didn't pay much attention to it when it first ran and got a recent hankering to see the whole thing straight through. I managed to get a set of disks from the library of the whole first season. Gotta watch it all before the due date on the disks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2016 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

227 Needless to say, there won't be a meeting, though she doesn't know this yet. I don't do married women (knowingly).

Consumed a lot of whiskey learning all that. Sheesh.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:02 PM (D2vc1)


You could still meet with her and introduce her to the concept of the Donkey Punch.

Yell out her husband's name when you do it.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2016 11:06 PM (CS7jF)

228 The NFL dumped Thursday night football once before because of low ratings. This time however, as far as I'm concerned they can dump Sunday and Monday as well. I can be insulted by actual people I know, why would I waste my time watching it on a box? As an added bonus, I've found actual productive things I enjoy doing on those days. I'll probably never watch football again like I used to.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 29, 2016 11:06 PM (escKN)

229 I once had an employee who called in healthy. "It's too nice of a day to screw up by coming in to work,"" he said. "So I'm calling in healthy."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 29, 2016 11:06 PM (A6OTd)

230 I never saw Gravity. To be truly accurate, in free fall you're going to experience tidal forces (this is the gradients in the gravitational field). For the earth over the size of a spaceship, these forces are very tiny. But they are there.

In a inverse square field, which the earth's is up there close enough, the tidal forces are stretching in the radial direction, and compressive in the tengential. Imagine a little cloud of test particles in free fall. From the reference frame of that cloud, the particles below and above will get further away slowly, and those to the side will compress in.

Resisting that tidal force is the only real force a rigid body in free fall will experience (well neglecting other real forces, like air drag in low orbit, and things like solar wind and other crap).

But these are very small. Over time, they would add up, of course. Say one astronaut floating with another below him. They would slowly separate. Slowly.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 11:06 PM (DW+jj)

231 That far north it's Gilbert. Bought my truck from the Earnhardt dealership up that way before they moved to Val Vista and 202.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 11:03 PM (IcT7t)

Well, so it is! I guess Guadalupe road is the southern limit of Chandler. Anyway, they have good food and good beer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:07 PM (MiBfH)

232 Needless to say, there won't be a meeting, though she doesn't know this yet. I don't do married women (knowingly).

Don't forget to ask how her husband's doing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 11:07 PM (IcT7t)

233 This fucko on Oreilly sure is sugar coating MN Somalis

Posted by: origional Jake at November 29, 2016 11:07 PM (jrFgU)

234 Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to
want to go out. Had several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's
fretting about something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:48 PM (MiBfH)


Maybe Timmy fell into the well.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 11:07 PM (tHwdc)

235 151 I can almost guarantee that if the NFL dumps Thursday Night Football they refuse to renew ESPN's MNF rights and take it over themselves. Because if you're gonna have the game on cable wouldn't you want to be the one getting all the money?
Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2016 10:47 PM (z/Ubi)


Disney/ESPN is paying them over a billion a year for the rights to Monday Night Football. The NFL will never give that up.

Thursday night football brings in $450 million a season. That is close to $15 million a team, the owners are not going to give that up, and the union isn't going to give up a higher salary cap.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 29, 2016 11:07 PM (1JnAL)

236 Good evening, Horde.

Off to read (some of) the comments. Until then, remember our new mantra:

https://i.sli.mg/75Dlwp.jpg

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 29, 2016 11:07 PM (rJUlF)

237 I really have no desire to watch the whole movie, but I feel like I need to find this Gravity/Clooney/Tether scene on Youtube and see just how bullshitty it is...


But it's late, and i'm tired.

So, g'night y'all. Be well.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 11:07 PM (sK2fh)

238 I have long used "slower than molasses in February".



Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 10:38 PM (MiBfH)



"Colder than a witches tit in a brass brassiere" is an old tyme favorite.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2016 11:08 PM (P/kVC)

239 Needless to say, there won't be a meeting, though she doesn't know this yet. I don't do married women (knowingly).

Consumed a lot of whiskey learning all that. Sheesh.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:02 PM (D2vc1)




so you have entirely decided you are not going the whole blackmail route? you could be drinking better whiskey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:08 PM (cPsPa)

240 ashevillerobert. LOL basically. yup.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2016 11:08 PM (WTSFk)

241 Thanks MisHum for remembering George Harrison, his memory is a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2016 11:09 PM (EZebt)

242 In fact, according to a new study, as few as eight percent of restaurant customers use calorie information to make healthier choices.

++++

I don't have a problem with laws requiring suppliers to provide more information to consumers about the products changing hands, especially when it comes to food. But, I draw the line there. If only a small set of people seem to modify their behavior based on the extra info, all is well. I don't consider it nanny-stating until the government starts to wonder how to manipulate the decisions people are making.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2016 11:09 PM (R+30W)

243 Consumed a lot of whiskey learning all that. Sheesh.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:02 PM (D2vc1)

-----
I had me one of those.

Is she by chance from Kentucky and goes by Angie?

And when you say 'compatible" Mel Gibson would have loved Angie. He wouldn't have had to utter those (first)infamous words

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 11:09 PM (aAlFX)

244 Well, so it is! I guess Guadalupe road is the southern limit of Chandler. Anyway, they have good food and good beer.

I was at San Tan brewery in downtown Chandler last Friday with my brother. Same idea. It worked. Some cute waitresses, some not so cute. We, of course, had a waiter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 11:09 PM (IcT7t)

245 It has long been my contention that we should pack up all the UN members, staff, and hangers on, put them on a barge and run it aground on the North African coast. Then bulldoze the grounds and construct the world's largest Bass Pro Shop on the site.

Posted by: Marlowe at November 29, 2016 11:09 PM (zqFM9)

246 Asheville Robert, naturally I forget the numbers and other details, but a post-election "study" (must have been preliminary, or rough, given how quickly it came out) reported that a significant % of "voter contacts" by The Stupid Criminal's campaign (in MI, or WI, can't recall) ended up contacting *Trump* voters to make sure they voted.


Something like that.


Hilarious beyond words. But also a sort of reminder that the political class and their consultants could use, if they'd engage their brains: the logistics ("ground game" etc) of a campaign cannot substitute for a message and a candidate people actually *want*.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:09 PM (QDnY+)

247 >>And when you say 'compatible" Mel Gibson would have loved Angie. He wouldn't have had to utter those (first)infamous words


I know that Bird.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at November 29, 2016 11:09 PM (MQZBa)

248 Well they saved me 3+ more years on a PhD track, so yeah, they did end up doing me a favor. I can't imagine still being in that program and being sane.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 11:04 PM (kumBu)



Not just that. They saved you from grasping the third rail of society, and calling into question the relative intellectual endowments of the races, which liberal theology requires to be identical.

I saw how the Reds excoriated Arthur Jensen, and the price he paid, even though he was tenured and a distinguished professor. Crushing a newly minted Ph.D. would have been child's play.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:09 PM (SRKgf)

249 Consumed a lot of whiskey learning all that. Sheesh.
...............
pic?

Posted by: origional Jake at November 29, 2016 11:10 PM (jrFgU)

250 She sounds like bad news, country boy.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:05 PM (Om16U)

I will ditto that. Using a false name, and concealing the fact that she's still married? Bunny boiler.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:10 PM (MiBfH)

251 Sheriff Clarke Homeland Security please oh please, I'm doing a happy dance

Posted by: lousagirl at November 29, 2016 11:10 PM (9plvG)

252 Watching the tornadoes all around for the past couple of hours. So far, there are reports of only minor damage. We're supposed to have them all night, though.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2016 11:10 PM (fYFz4)

253 Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to
want to go out. Had several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's
fretting about something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------------

DON'T go down in the basement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2016 11:10 PM (hBig8)

254 Consumed a lot of whiskey learning all that. Sheesh.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:02 PM (D2vc1)

You may be lucky to be alive...

Some relationships happen because our wounds connect. Those start out intense as hell, then turn into just hell.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 11:10 PM (rB/gm)

255 Good night, horde. I'm really tired. This getting dark early really saps my energy.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 11:10 PM (P8951)

256 I think Venezuela missed an opportunity with their tourist advertising slogan. It should have been, "Where your dollar will buy more tomorrow than today!" Or maybe, "You want my mother? She is a virgin."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 29, 2016 11:11 PM (Nwg0u)

257 "Colder than a gold prospector's ass in the Yukon in January."


Always liked that one.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:11 PM (QDnY+)

258 Fuck Verizon Wireless in the ass. Sideways. With a pineapple.

Everyone be aware: your "free phone upgrade" actually results in a doubling of your line access fee, resulting in you paying more for the new fucking phone than if you'd paid cash. So stuck in a 2 year contract as part of the "free" upgrade: $480 doubled fee + $40 upgrade fee + $90 taxes. Or I can pay $350 to break the contract. Fucking bait & switch bullshit.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2016 11:11 PM (hscyr)

259 Never mind, it's too late now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon's Dog at November 29, 2016 11:12 PM (XoldI)

260 Muslims named the stars!

Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at November 29, 2016 11:12 PM (FqgrG)

261 If you want to get really into it, consider the space tether concept. Imagine a very long cable extending from the ground way up into orbital space. Use it as elevator. That will work (if you could find a material strong enough).

Now, how that work? It gets sort of complicated. Basically you have a "counterweight" on the high end. All that weight of the cable acts to keep the top not in a real inertial orbit. As you lift a payload up, that "weight" on the top will have to shift an maintain balance.

Anyway, it works. You can easily derive it with simple Newtonian gravity, of course. No need to get fancy. It's sort of mind blowing that such a thing can work.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 11:12 PM (DW+jj)

262 she is 'keeping her options open' for a possible 2020 run.

Coincidentally, money laundering revenue at the Clinton Crime Foundation has gone down by 3000%.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 11:12 PM (29QcC)

263 Speaking of exes, my ex-girlfriend got back in touch with me again and put me on yet another rollercoaster ride.
She wants to get together for a drink and talk, but in the process of sending some pics about her son's wedding let slip enough info so I could finally do some kind of background check on her.
Lo and behold, not only is her real name NOT what she told me it was, but this woman, who I was totally compatible with IYKWIM, is neither a widow for the past 10 years. In fact, hubby is still alive and well after 30 years together, with pics on Facebook of them as recently as September.
Still processing the whole thing, but WTF? Who does that???
Needless to say, there won't be a meeting, though she doesn't know this yet. I don't do married women (knowingly).
Consumed a lot of whiskey learning all that. Sheesh.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:02 PM (D2vc1)



RUN!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:12 PM (SRKgf)

264 Muslims named the stars!
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at November 29, 2016 11:12 PM (FqgrG)




why yes they did, then we pulled em down and put em on our flag.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:13 PM (cPsPa)

265 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:02

That's wild! Best to you, after this crazy.

Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 11:13 PM (o/90i)

266 "i don't know if anyone's read mark cuban's mea culpa,
that he was stupid, etc."

Mark Cuban *is* stupid.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 11:13 PM (noWW6)

267 That was a pretty good Christie troll with the Sec Transnthing today.

What the hell is Quayle being considered for?

I am still waiting for trump to announce he is closing down ALL of the "Czar" offices.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:14 PM (dnWSK)

268 Needless to say, there won't be a meeting, though she doesn't know this yet. I don't do married women (knowingly).

Don't forget to ask how her husband's doing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 11:07 PM (IcT7t)

Tomorrow I'll be composing an email to send to her work (she doesn't know yet I have it) outlining all my discoveries, then ending with "don't contact me ever again, otherwise I'll be in touch with your husband."

I hope she doesn't call my bluff. But given how whacked out things turned out to have been, who knows.

It's been 24 hours and I'm still so pissed off I shake a little. I know I was stupid to say ok, but never anticipated anything like this.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:14 PM (D2vc1)

269 Muslims named the stars!
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at November 29, 2016 11:12 PM (FqgrG)




then they beat their women for going outside and looking at them without the company of a male relative.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:14 PM (cPsPa)

270 Perhaps the NFL is over saturated, maybe it is too political, or the product is weak? Whatever the reason(s). The NFL is considering dumping Thursday Night Football. As a NFL fan, most Thursday night games suck lack excitement.

++++

I doubt the rating decline on Sundays has anything to do with the relative disinterest in the Thursday games. Cancel Thursdays if you like NFL, but it will not improve your product.

You want to actually improve your product? You can start by finding ways to speed up the game. Oh, and it might help if you were to stop offending your (former) viewers.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2016 11:14 PM (R+30W)

271 did jill stein and mcmuffin ever concede?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:14 PM (cPsPa)

272 "Colder than a witches tit in a brass brassiere" is an old tyme favorite.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2016 11:08 PM (P/kVC)

"Colder than the shady side of a witch's left tit." "Colder than a well-digger's ass." "Colder than a tax collector's heart."

"Cold? Did you say cold? Colder than the ice on an Eskimo's walls, colder than the frost on a polar bear's balls, Canada, my home."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:14 PM (MiBfH)

273
If you look at the US Senate election vote totals--
R: 39M
D: 45M

So the fake indian and the fake news are telling people that Democrats got 6M more votes than Republicans so The People really voted for the D Senate agenda and not the R Senate agenda.

But if you look at the California election, you'll see 2 Democrats got over 10M of those 45M votes! And then in New York, Chuck Shumer beat his R opponent by 3M votes.

So if you subtract both the D and R votes from California and New York election, here's the national results for the 2016 US Senate vote totals:

R: 37M
D: 30M

And this is also a good illustration of why we must keep the Electoral College system, because of bullshit like this. The EC system protects us from the Tyranny of the Majority, even when it is localized.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 11:14 PM (0cKff)

274 Uh, Christie and Sec Trans thing. I don't know what my fat fingers did.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (dnWSK)

275 Lo and behold, not only is her real name NOT what
she told me it was, but this woman, who I was totally compatible with
IYKWIM, is neither a widow for the past 10 years. In fact, hubby is
still alive and well after 30 years together, with pics on Facebook of
them as recently as September.



Still processing the whole thing, but WTF? Who does that???



Needless to say, there won't be a meeting, though she doesn't know this yet. I don't do married women (knowingly).



Consumed a lot of whiskey learning all that. Sheesh.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:02 PM (D2vc1)


Wow, I must be really naive, because I still have a hard time believing that people can lie like that. So sorry that, erm, compatibility bhas to be wasted, but I'm on the same page. No marrieds. Jeez.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (tHwdc)

276 so you have entirely decided you are not going the whole blackmail route? you could be drinking better whiskey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:08 PM (cPsPa)

Nope. I just want out. Period.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (D2vc1)

277 Nope, you need hallucinogens. While watching porn.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 10:57 PM (DW+jj)

-----'

Hallucinogenic Porn.

That is definitely going on my bucket list.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (aAlFX)

278 According to an insider, she is 'keeping her options open' for a possible 2020 run. I dunno, it would be kinda fun watching her go for it in 2020, only to flame out in the primary like Jebby Boy did. Or try to run her campaign from inside a comfy prison cell.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2016 11:05 PM (oZEJt)


I can't imagine the Democrats would allow her to do this. I should think she just went past her sell-by date.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (PRtT5)

279 AOP, saw your very gracious invite the other night - greatly appreciate it, but at the moment I don't think I'll be in AZ any time soon.


Though a trip is on the agenda. The boss has never seen the Grand Canyon. And I have some places to stop by - gun stores in Prescott, and the aviation museum/boneyard and missile silo in Tucson.


Timing unclear. If I can find a decent x-country ski area in northern AZ, could be a winter trip (assuming good snow).


Needless to say, if you head to this part of commiefornia, give me a heads-up and we can hit a few of the 130+ craft breweries hereabouts.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (QDnY+)

280 "Not just that. They saved you from grasping the third rail of society, and calling into question the relative intellectual endowments of the races, which liberal theology requires to be identical.

I saw how the Reds excoriated Arthur Jensen, and the price he paid, even though he was tenured and a distinguished professor. Crushing a newly minted Ph.D. would have been child's play.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:09 PM (SRKgf) "

And the thing is, my thesis had nothing to do with racial intelligence. I originally wanted to do something with OCD or TS sufferers, but the IRB thought that would be a hard cohort to solicit in sufficient quantity, so I switched to testing the upper bounds of "test prep" services - get a baseline, have a control group that gets test prep, compare scores on a test you can prep for (say, the WAIS) and one you can't/no one really has prep services for (like Raven's Advanced Progressive Matrices.)

They could have crushed me, or more likely just not published anything I produced. So yeah, in the end it was good that I didn't waste the time and money.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (kumBu)

281 So MisHum is a buckeye fan?....Strike Three!!!

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (g9d8D)

282 Damn, Country Boy.

I agree...let her know that YOU know what's going on, and tell her goodbye.

If that doesn't work...restraining order, maybe?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 29, 2016 11:16 PM (rJUlF)

283 An Open Letter to My Boss, IBM CEO Ms. Ginni Rometty
Elizabeth Wood | Nov 28, 2016
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/open-letter-my-boss-ibm-ceo-ms-ginni-rometty-elizabeth-wood

Quit because IBM CEO endorsed the "Trump plan"

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2016 11:16 PM (e8kgV)

284 guess mcmullin did concede

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:16 PM (cPsPa)

285 "You want to actually improve your product? You can
start by finding ways to speed up the game. Oh, and it might help if you
were to stop offending your (former) viewers.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous"

And move kickoffs back to where they used to be, among other things.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 11:16 PM (w+Jhj)

286 "Cold? Did you say cold? Colder than the ice on an Eskimo's walls, colder than the frost on a polar bear's balls, Canada, my home."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:14 PM (MiBfH)


Is that the third verse of the Canadian national anthem?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 11:16 PM (PRtT5)

287 I will ditto that. Using a false name, and concealing the fact that she's still married? Bunny boiler.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:10 PM (MiBfH)

You're not the first person that's brought that up. I am a little concerned about possible backlash, though can't imagine what or how.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:16 PM (D2vc1)

288 223 Hey Insomniac
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:05 PM (CRotO)

Hi there!

*waves*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 11:17 PM (0mRoj)

289 Good number scratchin' there, Soothsayer. And the correct take-away from it all - the value (genius) of our indirect/weighted/buffered constitutional arrangements.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:17 PM (QDnY+)

290 The thing I like about living in south Texas is not having to think about "Colder than a...". 30 degrees is cold and that happens once every couple years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:17 PM (dnWSK)

291 ashevillerobert. LOL basically. yup.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
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cartoon:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jsncfoe

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2016 11:17 PM (hBig8)

292 I was at San Tan brewery in downtown Chandler last Friday with my brother. Same idea. It worked. Some cute waitresses, some not so cute. We, of course, had a waiter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 11:09 PM (IcT7t)

I have been to the San Tan. Good joint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:18 PM (MiBfH)

293 so you have entirely decided you are not going the whole blackmail route? you could be drinking better whiskey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:08 PM (cPsPa)

Nope. I just want out. Period.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (D2vc1)




well, do not do anything you might regret.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:18 PM (cPsPa)

294 Smod

Linky no workie

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 11:18 PM (JmjOe)

295 Colder than a SJW at a DAP protest camp.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:18 PM (dnWSK)

296 I actually have a book about said molasses flood on my Amazon wish list.
"Dark Tide: The Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919" by Stephen Puleo.

Excellent book. I read it when it came out, lent it to somebody and of course never got it back.
Speaking of Boston disasters, yesterday was the 74th anniversary of the Cocoanut Grove Fire. A superb book about that, if you can find it, is "Holocaust: The Shocking Story of the Boston Cocoanut Grove Fire" by Paul Benzaquin.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2016 11:18 PM (qJhUV)

297
Muslims named the stars!
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson


They called every one of them Muhammed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

298 11-29-86, I was a senior in HS.

My, how time flies.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 10:23 PM (CRotO)


I'd been married six weeks. I was 20. And stupid.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 29, 2016 11:19 PM (rJUlF)

299 Tomorrow I'll be composing an email to send to her work (she doesn't know yet I have it) outlining all my discoveries, then ending with "don't contact me ever again, otherwise I'll be in touch with your husband."

If she's done this to you, she's done it to someone else, and her hubby is most likely at least suspicious that he's been made a cuckold.

Bcc him, and her HR department.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 11:19 PM (IcT7t)

300 "Muslims named the stars!
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson "

Only Muhammad Ali and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 11:19 PM (kumBu)

301 Joke told between renegade-ish Luftwaffe fighter pilots in winter 1945:


Hitler, Goering, and Himmler head out onto the North Sea in a rowboat. A sudden storm appears, and swamps the boat.


Who is saved?


(Germany)

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:19 PM (QDnY+)

302 You're not the first person that's brought that up. I am a little concerned about possible backlash, though can't imagine what or how.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:16 PM (D2vc1)




you need to get out in front of this potential train wreck. put it all on your facebook and call everyone in her family. if you have any naked pics or a sex tape post em here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:19 PM (cPsPa)

303 "I was 20. And stupid."

When I was 20 I knew everything. NOW I'm stupid.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2016 11:20 PM (fYFz4)

304 242 I don't have a problem with laws requiring suppliers to provide more
information to consumers about the products changing hands, especially
when it comes to food.


Well Anon, if consumers value that info enough, they will only go to places that display it. But obviously they don't, so gubmint shoves it down every throat. And some places, like pizza joints, can't really comply because they use 20 different toppings and the law requires a calorie count for each combination.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2016 11:20 PM (oZEJt)

305 Quit because IBM CEO endorsed the "Trump plan"
Posted by: SMOD
------------

Good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, IBM stockholder at November 29, 2016 11:20 PM (hBig8)

306 You can easily derive it with simple Newtonian gravity, of course. No need to get fancy. It's sort of mind blowing that such a thing can work.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 11:12 PM (DW+jj)


A physics wonk like you should probably read Neal Stephenson's Seveneves. A ton of orbital mechanics and also a chain-like transport system that stretches from Earth to a habitat ring.

Also, the moon explodes right at the beginning. I hear Ron Howard is going to helm the movie version.

Great book.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2016 11:20 PM (CS7jF)

307 Still processing the whole thing, but WTF? Who does that???


Faithless backstabbing whores?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 11:20 PM (0mRoj)

308 "cartoon:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jsncfoe

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Heh.

Hi Hammer.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 11:21 PM (w+Jhj)

309
Anyway, it works. You can easily derive it with simple Newtonian gravity, of course. No need to get fancy. It's sort of mind blowing that such a thing can work.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 11:12 PM (DW+jj)

-------

Simple he says..

Not fancy he says...

I think I would like to drink some scotch with you one day Publius
.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 11:21 PM (aAlFX)

310
Watch this clip of the Fake News hectoring McCain to talk shit about Pres-elect Trump over flag burning,

Watch how that little shit asks the question like he's actually asking an important question on a matter that has our nation on the brink of a constitutional crisis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOqvpsqslrA



Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 11:21 PM (0cKff)

311 So if you subtract both the D and R votes from California and New York election, here's the national results for the 2016 US Senate vote totals:
R: 37M
D: 30M
And this is also a good illustration of why we must keep the Electoral College system, because of bullshit like this. The EC system protects us from the Tyranny of the Majority, even when it is localized.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 11:14

TY Soothsayer, good info to share.

Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 11:21 PM (o/90i)

312 Speaking of urban disasters - not in Boston - broseidon, wasn't Cleveland the site of that enormous natural gas explosion disaster during WWII?


Natural gas line leaked into storm drains/sewers or something - um, obviously a recipe for catastrophe - and the resulting explosion when a spark was finally found by the gas took out a city block or two.


Do I have that right?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:21 PM (QDnY+)

313 Good joint.

No, we just had beer. They did offer to smoke some chipotle bacon, which I thought was a bit strange. Probably hell on the lungs, too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 11:21 PM (IcT7t)

314 Bird Song is a hell of a song, big Dark Star and TOO music themes

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 11:22 PM (M3DRt)

315 The molasses flood story sounds funny, except for the dead and wounded.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 11:22 PM (sdi6R)

316 Though a trip is on the agenda. The boss has never seen the Grand Canyon. And I have some places to stop by - gun stores in Prescott, and the aviation museum/boneyard and missile silo in Tucson.


Timing unclear. If I can find a decent x-country ski area in northern AZ, could be a winter trip (assuming good snow).


Needless to say, if you head to this part of commiefornia, give me a heads-up and we can hit a few of the 130+ craft breweries hereabouts.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (QDnY+)

I have been out to the end of Missile Base road in Marana, and did the circle around the now-backfilled silo. I have a Studebaker crony who lives nearby there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:22 PM (MiBfH)

317
And the correct take-away from it all

Thank you.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 11:22 PM (0cKff)

318 Colder than Hillary's shoulder after Comey announced reopening investigations.

Posted by: Huma at November 29, 2016 11:23 PM (XoldI)

319 Actually country boy, I wouldn't even email her. Block her calls, block her emails. Treat her as a possible scammer / threat which she might be.
Someone who lied about everything like that does not mean you well and you owe her nothing.
Just be happy you found out.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:23 PM (Om16U)

320 decent x-country ski area in northern AZ, could be a winter trip (assuming good snow).


Needless to say, if you head to this part of commiefornia, give me a heads-up and we can hit a few of the 130+ craft breweries hereabouts.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (QDnY+)




there is not decent cross country skiing area, anywhere. cross country skiing is work and should only be used in case of emergency.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:24 PM (cPsPa)

321 Hey everybody.

Today at another site, I got a sneak preview of some of the great new school books that are going to be provided to five-year-olds for the newfangled "sex and identity" education. The titles include:

- "Why Daddy Wears High Heels"

- "Tami Has 9 Mommies And 32 Genders"

- "Rosie O'Donnell Explains All About Fisting"

- "Grandma Was A Dom"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 11:24 PM (u8kLQ)

322 Bcc him, and her HR department.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 29, 2016 11:19 PM (IcT7t)


Be very careful. If you go too far and ruin her life entirely and she knows where you live, you're likely to get killed.

I'd send the email to her and then just be done with her.

Or you could do the Donkey Punch thing.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2016 11:24 PM (CS7jF)

323 Woman like that will key your car because, you know, you're the asshole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:24 PM (dnWSK)

324 319 Actually country boy, I wouldn't even email her. Block her calls, block her emails. Treat her as a possible scammer / threat which she might be.
Someone who lied about everything like that does not mean you well and you owe her nothing.
Just be happy you found out.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:23 PM (Om16U)

---

This.

Any twit that is that stupid to lie about something so easily to check...smfh.

Cut her off.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (CRotO)

325 Actually country boy, I wouldn't even email her.
...........
I'll second that

Posted by: origional Jake at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (jrFgU)

326 If you want to get really into it, consider the space tether concept. Imagine a very long cable extending from the ground way up into orbital space. Use it as elevator. That will work (if you could find a material strong enough).

-
You could make it out of progressive denial. Nothing breaks through that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (Nwg0u)

327 Is that the third verse of the Canadian national anthem?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 11:16 PM (PRtT5)

No. But it ought to be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (MiBfH)

328 "Do I have that right?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:21 PM (QDnY+) "

Doesn't immediately ring a bell. A quick wiki search shows an explosion in the 50's that killed 1 and injured 50.

But certainly nothing Bhopal-esque.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (kumBu)

329 When I was 20 I knew everything. NOW I'm stupid.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2016 11:20 PM (fYFz4)


I'm not saying I'm much smarter now compared to then. I was in love, and that took precedence over my thinking processes.

Looking back, I think part of the reason I married so young is that I feared if I didn't, I'd spend my life alone.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (rJUlF)

330 Actually country boy, I wouldn't even email her. Block her calls, block her emails. Treat her as a possible scammer / threat which she might be.
Someone who lied about everything like that does not mean you well and you owe her nothing.
Just be happy you found out.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:23 PM (Om16U)




she is right, you should leave he alone and never contact her ever. she is all downside.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (cPsPa)

331 - "Rosie O'Donnell Explains All About Fisting"


Oh God, why?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (dnWSK)

332 Ixnay on the mail-ey

Just drop her like a hot potato and pretend you never met

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (Om16U)

333 319 Actually country boy, I wouldn't even email her. Block her calls, block her emails. Treat her as a possible scammer / threat which she might be.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:23 PM (Om16U)

This. Times a million.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2016 11:26 PM (hscyr)

334 you need to get out in front of this potential train wreck. put it all on your facebook and call everyone in her family. if you have any naked pics or a sex tape post em here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:19 PM (cPsPa)

I'm giving her a chance to go away quietly.

I don't have any pics of us, that was one of the "weird" things about our relationship. One of many, and I knew there had to be a reason, but it took 4 years to finally find it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:26 PM (D2vc1)

335 331 - "Rosie O'Donnell Explains All About Fisting"

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Oh FFS...

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:27 PM (CRotO)

336 Remember Breaking Bad. Where Saul had this number, this panic number to call? You pay a huge some of money, drop everything, and they take you away and hide you? You have to drop everything, leave your entire life behind.

Country Boy, you're may need that number.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 11:27 PM (DW+jj)

337
Incidentally, as you all probably know, only 33 out of 100 (or 34) Senate seats are up for election every two years.

BUT all House seats are up every two years. So how did the House nation-wide turn out for Republicans and Democrats in terms of vote totals?

R: 61.4M
D: 58.2M

Well would you look at that! More people, nationwide, voted for the Republicans, despite the heavy-D state of California, than Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 11:27 PM (0cKff)

338 "Just drop her like a hot potato and pretend you never met

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (Om16U) "

Yeah. I wouldn't even risk warning anybody else in her life - just run from this person as quickly as possible.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 11:27 PM (kumBu)

339 A ship full of fertilizer massively exploded once, Ohio?

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 11:28 PM (XoldI)

340 so when you are on pornhub and a popup shows up stating Rachel is only 2.7 miles away, click here...



anyone ever clicked on it?
wondering what happens

Posted by: origional Jake at November 29, 2016 11:28 PM (jrFgU)

341 I'm giving her a chance to go away quietly.

I don't have any pics of us, that was one of the "weird" things about our relationship. One of many, and I knew there had to be a reason, but it took 4 years to finally find it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:26 PM (D2vc1)




really stay away from her, do not poke the bear and send that email, just ignore her, never talk to her again., do nothing to piss her off.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:28 PM (cPsPa)

342 "Speaking of urban disasters - not in Boston -
broseidon, wasn't Cleveland the site of that enormous natural gas
explosion disaster during WWII?



Natural gas line leaked into storm drains/sewers or something - um,
obviously a recipe for catastrophe - and the resulting explosion when a
spark was finally found by the gas took out a city block or two.



Do I have that right?



Posted by: rhomboid"

And there was the Johnstown flood (Dam failure). And the Texas City fertilizer ship explosion.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)

343 Seriously CB,

Don't email her.

Do not contact her.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:29 PM (CRotO)

344 San Francisco Earhquake
Chicago Fire
Boston Molasses

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 29, 2016 11:29 PM (Nwg0u)

345 A ship full of fertilizer massively exploded once, Ohio?

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 11:28 PM (XoldI)

Texas City, IIRC. A ship loaded with ammonium nitrate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:29 PM (MiBfH)

346 Country, missed the original post. You were dating for 4 years and just found out she is married for 30? Was this an in-person relationship or long distance? Holy crap. I'd burn her house down

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:29 PM (dnWSK)

347 Well Anon, if consumers value that info enough, they will only go to places that display it. But obviously they don't, so gubmint shoves it down every throat. And some places, like pizza joints, can't really comply because they use 20 different toppings and the law requires a calorie count for each combination.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2016 11:20 PM (oZEJt)

++++

Where are these places that do that voluntarily? You didn't see it in restaurants before the law. And, you didn't see it on products in supermarkets before that labeling law was passed.

As far as unworkable outcomes, like with pizza, I would be in favor if they were only required to have some kind of cheapy handout customers could refer to. As long as the info is available, I don't care if it is up on the signboard. And, I don't have a problem with expecting customers to do basic addition. Put up the count for a basic pizza along with a count next to each available topping. Let the customer add up how much they have added to the basic.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2016 11:29 PM (R+30W)

348 Be very careful. If you go too far and ruin her life entirely and she knows where you live, you're likely to get killed.



I'd send the email to her and then just be done with her.



Or you could do the Donkey Punch thing.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2016 11:24 PM (CS7jF)

You could offer to start a web-page with her that isn't 'sex' but weirdos think it is, split the profits 60/40?
Maybe give it a depraved cosplay and/or steampunk/alien theme, she can be the talent, you hold the camera and do the uploads... ok, 55/45?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2016 11:30 PM (P/kVC)

349 Stay. Away. From. Crazy.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 29, 2016 11:30 PM (rJUlF)

350 Country, missed the original post. You were dating for 4 years and just found out she is married for 30? Was this an in-person relationship or long distance? Holy crap. I'd burn her house down
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:29 PM (dnWSK)




we are beyond the fun stupid stuff. we are now onto the serious leaver her alone advice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:30 PM (cPsPa)

351 This.

Any twit that is that stupid to lie about something so easily to check...smfh.

Cut her off.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (CRotO)

325 Actually country boy, I wouldn't even email her.
...........
I'll second that

Posted by: origional Jake at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (jrFgU)

For some reason I wasn't able to block her number in the past, even with Sprint's help.

So should I maybe skip the email, and when she texts me (never calls nor ever answered mine before, another weird thing but now I know why) maybe just say "go away PAM, or I'll tell your husband about us?"

I'm second guessing myself already. I've already ruled out telling the husband.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:31 PM (D2vc1)

352 >>"Rosie O'Donnell Explains All About Fisting"


Step One : Put Down the Suzy-Q

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 11:31 PM (MQZBa)

353 342 "Speaking of urban disasters - not in Boston -
broseidon, wasn't Cleveland the site of that enormous natural gas
explosion disaster during WWII?



No Cleveland is where a million people woke up and realized they live in Cleveland, then set their river on fire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:31 PM (dnWSK)

354 "Rosie O'Donnell Explains All About Fisting"




does she demonstrate while hanging upside down in her inversion sling?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:32 PM (cPsPa)

355 I think Alberta has it pegged: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_disaster

Deadliest industrial accident in US history, according to wiki.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 11:32 PM (kumBu)

356
A ship full of fertilizer massively exploded once, Ohio?
Posted by: davidt


Texas City

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_disaster

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 11:32 PM (IqV8l)

357 And there was the Johnstown flood (Dam failure). And the Texas City fertilizer ship explosion.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)

And the great Halifax Explosion. During WWI, a ship loaded with ammunition for use on the trench lines in France collided with another vessel, caught fire, and exploded in the harbor. Many, many deaths. The city of Boston contributed mightily to the relief effort.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:32 PM (MiBfH)

358 Don't stick your dick in Mr. Chicken or crazy.

Mr. Chicken is optional.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 29, 2016 11:32 PM (Nwg0u)

359 CB,

You may have to consider changing your number.

I know it's a pain in the ass, but you're in a precarious situation.

Don't know what kind of game she's playing, but it doesn't mean you have to play.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:33 PM (CRotO)

360 "Rosie O'Donnell Explains All About Fisting"


Step One : Put Down the Suzy-Q
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 11:31 PM (MQZBa)




dude, she is explaining so you will know how to get her suzy q back.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:33 PM (cPsPa)

361 286 "Cold? Did you say cold? Colder than the ice on an Eskimo's walls, colder than the frost on a polar bear's balls, Canada, my home."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:14 PM (MiBfH)

Is that the third verse of the Canadian national anthem?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 11:16 PM (PRtT5)


State Song of Wisconsin

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)

362 @104 Muslims have NO historic contribution to science. The Arabic world has many, but they are all pre-Islam. Islam has stifled the development of the middle east since its inception.
----------------------

What Arabic world pre-Islam? Pre-Islam, the Arabs were a bunch of nomads living in the middle of a the desolate wilderness known as the Arabian desert. Pre-Islam the only thing notable about the Arabs was that they provided mercenaries for both the Eastern Roman Empire and the Sassanid Persian Dynasty.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2016 11:33 PM (ff27+)

363 Any twit that is that stupid to lie about something so easily to check...smfh.

Cut her off.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (CRotO)

It hadn't been easy before because I didn't have any correct info on her. Only where she worked, and turned out it wasn't even under that name.

I sent her flowers there once and they never got delivered to her. Now I know why... nobody worked there by that name and she couldn't accept them without blowing her cover (she knew they were there).

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:33 PM (D2vc1)

364 341 I'm giving her a chance to go away quietly.

I don't have any pics of us, that was one of the "weird" things about our relationship. One of many, and I knew there had to be a reason, but it took 4 years to finally find it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:26 PM (D2vc1)




really stay away from her, do not poke the bear and send that email, just ignore her, never talk to her again., do nothing to piss her off.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:28 PM (cPsPa)

She sounds like a potential bunny boiler for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 11:34 PM (0mRoj)

365 Remember when Trump made the outrageous claim that Carrier would call him after he was elected and keep those one thousand Indiana jobs? Guess who just called the President elect?

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 29, 2016 11:34 PM (Qvgg/)

366 CB, leave crazy alone...seriously. It might not be the last attempt she makes, but at least you aren't giving her even a crazy reason for thinking "Deep down, he still wants me."

Posted by: Crusader at November 29, 2016 11:34 PM (OXPMi)

367 Sooth, your "news" comment reminded me - I checked the NYT story someone linked earlier, re the Carrier Corp. decision to keep 1K jobs in IN, Trump/Pence role, etc.


I know I've gotta come up with a snappy name for what is becoming a continuing series of such laments, but ..... jeez, the distortion afflicting almost every sentence and syllable of that "news" story.


As I've isolated myself, to an amazing degree, from the "news" for years (and I worked in the business, both sides, and in the policy stuff under discussion my entire life, to some extent at the center of huge "stories"), I just can't help but go ballistic when I do dip into the idiot marinade.


Just wow. No longer term hope if 100-megaton push-back and detailed refutation of this b.s. isn't part of the package we're about to get in DC.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:34 PM (QDnY+)

368 Actually country boy, I wouldn't even email her. Block her calls, block her emails. Treat her as a possible scammer / threat which she might be.
Someone who lied about everything like that does not mean you well and you owe her nothing.
Just be happy you found out.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:23 PM (Om16U)




she is right, you should leave he alone and never contact her ever. she is all downside.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM (cPsPa)


--------

I really did have one of those lunatics..

Votermom and yankeefilth are right.

The only thing I would add is this..

If she has access to anything, accounts, keys, passwords, vehicles, anything, and I mean anything.
Even if there is a slim possibility she does.

Change it now, beforw she knows you know. I lost 8 grand by waiting 2 days.

The peace of mind is worth it.

My unsolicited .02

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 11:34 PM (aAlFX)

369 So should I maybe skip the email, and when she texts me (never calls nor ever answered mine before, another weird thing but now I know why) maybe just say "go away PAM, or I'll tell your husband about us?"

I'm second guessing myself already. I've already ruled out telling the husband.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:31 PM (D2vc1)




what happens if she lets someone, like her crazy jealous husband or one of her other boyfriends find her email and see that you were hooking up with her for years?



back away slowly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:34 PM (cPsPa)

370 CB

don't forget to Spokeo her also

Posted by: origional Jake at November 29, 2016 11:35 PM (jrFgU)

371 314 Bird Song is a hell of a song, big Dark Star and TOO music themes

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 11:22 PM (M3DRt)

++++

Talking about the Dead?

https://youtu.be/2dg2bUc6VOU

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2016 11:35 PM (R+30W)

372

319 Actually country boy, I wouldn't even email her. Block her calls, block her emails. Treat her as a possible scammer / threat which she might be.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:23 PM (Om16U)



Do this.

If somehow she contacts you, just say you're not interested, in a very bored way.

Never tell her that you checked on her ... things will only go wrong. If she manages to get through again, and becomes a real problem, then use your information.

Perhaps call her husband and tell him to come get his wife (who seems to have mistaken you for someone else). If he comes looking for you, have the police land on him (and revert to the original story, that you knew her, but said no, etc., leaving hubby and her to answer to the police).

Posted by: Arbalest at November 29, 2016 11:35 PM (FlRtG)

373 351. So should I maybe skip the email, and when she texts me (never calls nor ever answered mine before, another weird thing but now I know why) maybe just say "go away PAM, or I'll tell your husband about us?"
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:31 PM (D2vc1)

Noooooooo. Don't answer anything from her. Don't make any kind of contact. Cease to exist. it's not worth making any kind of point.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2016 11:35 PM (hscyr)

374 258 Fuck Verizon Wireless in the ass. Sideways. With a pineapple.

Everyone be aware: your "free phone upgrade" actually results in a doubling of your line access fee, resulting in you paying more for the new fucking phone than if you'd paid cash. So stuck in a 2 year contract as part of the "free" upgrade: $480 doubled fee + $40 upgrade fee + $90 taxes. Or I can pay $350 to break the contract. Fucking bait & switch bullshit.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2016 11:11 PM (hscyr)


Yeah, Verizon kind of has everyone over a barrel here in western Virginia since everyone else's coverage absolutely sucks.

The other day at Wal-Mart, I noticed that they have a pay as you go carrier called "Total Wireless" which is just Tracfone branded as a WalMart brand. An Iphone 5S is $149, and a 3 line plane is $85 a month with unlimited text, calls and 12GB of data. That's over a hundred bucks a month cheaper and more data.

Oh, and they use Verizon's network here.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 29, 2016 11:35 PM (1JnAL)

375 I would consider this a bottle rocket without a stick. You don't know which direction she will go off. Maybe treat her like nitroglycerin and tread lightly. Speak in soft tones.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:35 PM (dnWSK)

376 What Arabic world pre-Islam? Pre-Islam, the Arabs were a bunch of nomads living in the middle of a the desolate wilderness known as the Arabian desert. Pre-Islam the only thing notable about the Arabs was that they provided mercenaries for both the Eastern Roman Empire and the Sassanid Persian Dynasty.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2016 11:33 PM (ff27+)

I think the reference was to contributions to science made by countries and/or peoples that were subsequently conquered by islam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:36 PM (MiBfH)

377
Is the Carrier story true?

Is the NYT spinning Trump's role in it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 11:36 PM (0cKff)

378 "And the great Halifax Explosion. During WWI, a ship
loaded with ammunition for use on the trench lines in France collided
with another vessel, caught fire, and exploded in the harbor. Many, many
deaths. The city of Boston contributed mightily to the relief effort.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

And that poor place in Alabama that's been hit by *three* F5 tornadoes, with two of them being in the same night!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 11:36 PM (w+Jhj)

379 Keep away from the cray-cray.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2016 11:37 PM (89T5c)

380 I wouldn't get "threatening" with her, that might set her off. But the thing is you need to make clear that her leaving you the hell alone is the condition of your silence. If she messes with you, you ruin her. And get that conveyed but not in a threatening way.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 11:37 PM (DW+jj)

381 @119 Let's strip away the bullshit. The only who contributed less than the Muslims are the Africans. Who are in a dead heat with golden retrievers.
----------------------

Given some of the very nasty diseases that are found in Africa, I'm going to guess that Africa has probably produced at least a little more due to efforts to combat things like ebola.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2016 11:37 PM (ff27+)

382 347 >> Where are these places that do that voluntarily?

Anon, If it gave a place a competitive advantage, or a unique 'draw', restaurants would crawl over glass to gain that edge in a highly competitive business. The reason they haven't done it? No demand.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2016 11:37 PM (oZEJt)

383 Stay. Away. From. Crazy.


Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 29, 2016 11:30 PM


Crazy chicks can be ok. They sometimes spare you a lot of work. "You don't have the guts to climb into the basement well" works more often than you'd think.

Posted by: otho at November 29, 2016 11:38 PM (lmIoG)

384 Well lookie here...

Fatal Attraction is on.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:38 PM (CRotO)

385 @rhomboid

Yes, East Cleveland had a huge natural gas explosion back in the 40's.

Before my time, but part of the history we grew up with.

Posted by: Browndog at November 29, 2016 11:38 PM (ccfl2)

386 Country, missed the original post. You were dating for 4 years and just found out she is married for 30? Was this an in-person relationship or long distance? Holy crap. I'd burn her house down

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:29 PM (dnWSK)

Known her 4 years. Dated at first, did the nasty, broke up, tried again a couple more times, no change. Same old shit. Now she's showing up again wanting possibly another shot.

She asked me about my love life yesterday, and when I said I don't have one, she said she didn't either. "Nobody interests me that's interested. Hey let's get together!"

With hubby of 30 years still on the scene. Sheesh.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:38 PM (D2vc1)

387 Carrier is part of United Technologies. One of their biggest customers is the Pentagon.

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 29, 2016 11:38 PM (Qvgg/)

388 ebola is really spread by Islamic burial practices

Posted by: origional Jake at November 29, 2016 11:39 PM (jrFgU)

389 And the thing is, my thesis had nothing to do with racial intelligence. I originally wanted to do something with OCD or TS sufferers, but the IRB thought that would be a hard cohort to solicit in sufficient quantity, so I switched to testing the upper bounds of "test prep" services - get a baseline, have a control group that gets test prep, compare scores on a test you can prep for (say, the WAIS) and one you can't/no one really has prep services for (like Raven's Advanced Progressive Matrices.)

They could have crushed me, or more likely just not published anything I produced. So yeah, in the end it was good that I didn't waste the time and money.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 11:15 PM (kumBu)




Your hand was hovering over the third rail of 21st century America. They prevented you from grasping it. Truth doesn't come into it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:39 PM (SRKgf)

390 Crazy chicks can be ok. They sometimes spare you a lot of work. "You don't have the guts to climb into the basement well" works more often than you'd think.
Posted by: otho at November 29, 2016 11:38 PM (lmIoG)

---

Shit wouldn't work with me.

I'd push you in

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:39 PM (CRotO)

391 "The other day at Wal-Mart, I noticed that they have a pay as you go carrier called "Total Wireless" which is just Tracfone branded as a WalMart brand. An Iphone 5S is $149, and a 3 line plane is $85 a month with unlimited text, calls and 12GB of data. That's over a hundred bucks a month cheaper and more data.

Oh, and they use Verizon's network here. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper"

I use Republic wireless. 25 bucks a month for unlimited calls and text, and 5GB data. When I'm at home it automatically connects to my wifi for the data so I don't use the plan's. They use Sprint for service and have good coverage here.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 11:40 PM (w+Jhj)

392 Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:02 PM (D2vc1)

Speaking from experience here: Alcohol and cowardice are both extremely prudent here (IOW you are on the right track!), but do not mix alcohol with teh crazee. Run away, run way, run away, but do it sober.

THEN have another drink. Good luck.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 29, 2016 11:40 PM (CPk08)

393 I'm second guessing myself already. I've already ruled out telling the husband.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:31 PM (D2vc1)


Anyone who knows her already knows who and what she is; whether they admit it to themselves is another story. Not saying anything that hasn't already been said, but:

- email from a random internet weirdo isn't gonna tip the scales if they already believe what they want to believe
- spite and vengeance are fun as hell but also petty and unbecoming
- this person does not deserve to renew any relationship with you, no matter how remote

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2016 11:40 PM (8nWyX)

394 You may have to consider changing your number.

Didn't think of that. Might have to do that.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:40 PM (D2vc1)

395 hit wouldn't work with me.

I'd push you in



Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:39 PM


LOL. Obviously you're not crazy.

Posted by: otho at November 29, 2016 11:41 PM (lmIoG)

396 Country Boy, do you know a lawyer? They can be helpful with what to do with shit like this. Especially if it goes south and the shit really hits the fan.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 11:42 PM (DW+jj)

397 Not in that way, no.

There are however, different kinds of crazy.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:42 PM (CRotO)

398 319 Actually country boy, I wouldn't even email her. Block her calls, block her emails. Treat her as a possible scammer / threat which she might be.
Someone who lied about everything like that does not mean you well and you owe her nothing.
Just be happy you found out.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 11:23 PM (Om16U)


I think I like this answer the best.

That's what I'd do. Just walk away without another word.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 11:42 PM (sdi6R)

399 "Your hand was hovering over the third rail of 21st century America. They prevented you from grasping it. Truth doesn't come into it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:39 PM (SRKgf) "

I pow-wow'ed with some friends a year or so later and we tried to find a single psychometrics study that wouldn't 'touch the third rail,' as you put it. Pretty much came up zilch, outside of reviews of earlier studies, and even that could be a problem. Employment testing runs into the same problem as intelligence testing.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 11:43 PM (kumBu)

400 Noooooooo. Don't answer anything from her. Don't make any kind of contact. Cease to exist. it's not worth making any kind of point.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2016 11:35 PM (hscyr)


THIS.

Disengage. Withdraw. Don't say anything. Excise her from your life. If you accept that premise, then there's no point in worrying about scoring points. It's only worthwhile trading punches if you think there will be another round, which in this case, you don't. Just pull your coat over your head, and run for the door.

Just my $0.02, and worth what you paid for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:43 PM (SRKgf)

401 Doesn't sound like you're in too deep. Cut bait. Karma is a bitch, let someone else serve it up and deal with the fallout.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:43 PM (dnWSK)

402 And the great Halifax Explosion. During WWI, a ship loaded with
ammunition for use on the trench lines in France collided with another
vessel, caught fire, and exploded in the harbor. Many, many deaths. The
city of Boston contributed mightily to the relief effort.

And every year Halifax sends Boston it's official Christmas tree to thank them for the help.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2016 11:44 PM (qJhUV)

403 I pow-wow'ed with some friends a year or so later and we tried to find a single psychometrics study that wouldn't 'touch the third rail,' as you put it. Pretty much came up zilch, outside of reviews of earlier studies, and even that could be a problem. Employment testing runs into the same problem as intelligence testing.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 29, 2016 11:43 PM (kumBu)


It's almost as if there's some fundamental phenomenon underlying all this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:45 PM (SRKgf)

404 Some fun facts for 12 midnight EST.

Hillary popular vote lead right now is 2,300,000

ALL of that lead comes from EXACTLY 4 places:

Manhattan 458,000
LA 1,300,000
SF 290,000
DC 262,000

The next time some bozo quotes: "well she won the popular vote," just show them these figures and ask if that's who we want running our country.

That's why we voted these clowns out.

The Trumpy One should be tweeting that out instead. Liberal heads would explode.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 29, 2016 11:45 PM (dGs9w)

405 Browndog, thanks! So I was not that far off.


Sooth, my comments are verbose already, all I can say is go read the NYT article.


Note, and savor, each bit of (ludicrous) opinion inserted, over and over. It's exactly like very other MSM article I've forced myself to read in the last month. Relentless, extreme, distortion - sometimes subtle, sometimes Soviet.


A few old colleagues and I used to joke about suddenly being made chief editors for one of the major wire services. The "editing" and editorial meetings would be hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:45 PM (QDnY+)

406 Yes, East Cleveland had a huge natural gas explosion back in the 40's.

Before my time, but part of the history we grew up with.

Posted by: Browndog at November 29, 2016 11:38 PM (ccfl2)

Serious question: was it natural gas, or producer gas? The "gaslight era" didn't run on natural gas, it ran on "producer gas", which was manufactured, more or less on an "as needed" basis, by reacting steam with burning coke in an oxygen-deficient atmosphere. Cities used to have "gasometers", big cylindrical silos with a floating lid, for temporary storage of the gas. I remember seeing the one in Vancouver, B.C. as a young child.

"Producer gas" was a mixture of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and carbon monoxide, the latter being why it used to be a "thing" to commit suicide by sticking one's head in an unlit gas oven.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:46 PM (MiBfH)

407 Welp, time to crawl back into the coffin. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2016 11:46 PM (w+Jhj)

408

Evening all.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 29, 2016 11:47 PM (Hwsli)

409 If anything, calorie info posted on the menu at a restaurant just makes me want to order more food if the calorie count seems insufficient.

I've ordered the 2800-calorie appetizer sampler at Buffalo Wild Wings just for myself, and loved every bite of it.

I've also ordered the chicken nuggets at Jason's Deli, saw the calorie count of just 300, and thought, "Huh, I'd better get a cup of soup on the side. 300 calories is nowhere near enough for me."

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 29, 2016 11:47 PM (0OG8D)

410 Seems unanimous, CB...

Pop smoke and UA the AO.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:48 PM (CRotO)

411 Well lookie here...

Fatal Attraction is on.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:38 PM (CRotO)

LOL

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:48 PM (D2vc1)

412 I've also ordered the chicken nuggets at Jason's Deli, saw the calorie count of just 300, and thought, "Huh, I'd better get a cup of soup on the side. 300 calories is nowhere near enough for me."
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 29, 2016 11:47 PM (0OG8D)




it's per nugget.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:48 PM (cPsPa)

413 When I was 20 I knew everything. NOW I'm stupid.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2016 11:20 PM (fYFz4)

I'm not saying I'm much smarter now compared to then. I was in love, and that took precedence over my thinking processes.
Looking back, I think part of the reason I married so young is that I feared if I didn't, I'd spend my life alone.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 29, 2016 11:25 PM

We connected young, 19 IIRC. Didn't marry until I thought I had an idea as to what I wanted to do in life. That took 6 yrs.

Still md. after 35 yrs. She's a saint to put up w/ me. Go figure, I count myself lucky.

Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 11:48 PM (o/90i)

414 CB

Run. Run like the fucking wind

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)

415 "Producer gas" was a mixture of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and carbon monoxide, the latter being why it used to be a "thing" to commit suicide by sticking one's head in an unlit gas oven.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:46 PM (MiBfH)


NOW he tells me.

Posted by: Sylvia Plath at November 29, 2016 11:48 PM (SRKgf)

416 Ok, contact is out.

Think I'll change my number too.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:49 PM (D2vc1)

417 Smart boy.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:49 PM (CRotO)

418 414 CB
Run. Run like the fucking wind
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)



Run faster than that. Make the big head override the little head.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:49 PM (SRKgf)

419 Great question, AOP. I of course have no idea, but given the timing (40s), seems like your producer gas is a possibility.


It's always an education reading your comments (or, in the case of the automotive ones, would be! if I read them ..... not a car guy, but still enjoy the great exchanges you have with other gearheads here).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:51 PM (QDnY+)

420 Came across this this morning, Barack's high school prom pics...

http://tinyurl.com/h5fpypf

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 11:52 PM (XoldI)

421 417 Smart boy.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:49 PM (CRotO)



Indeed. How do you quote ""? Anything you say can be (mis)construed. But if you say nothing whatever ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:52 PM (SRKgf)

422
Zombie sighting:

Former Democratic candidate who will never be president Hillary Clinton made a "surprise" appearance Tuesday night at the UNICEF Special Snowflake Ball to present an award to Katy Perry.

pic.twitter.com/3wh2Zc2BwG

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 29, 2016 11:53 PM (kdS6q)

423
The next time some bozo quotes: "well she won the popular vote," just show them these figures and ask if that's who we want running our country.

They would reply "yes."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 11:53 PM (IqV8l)

424 Still md. after 35 yrs. She's a saint to put up w/ me. Go figure, I count myself lucky.
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 11:48 PM (o/90i)

Congratulations to you both!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 29, 2016 11:53 PM (rJUlF)

425 Country Boy, Please tell me you aren't taking internet dating advice

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 11:54 PM (M3DRt)

426 The thing I like about living in south Texas is not
having to think about "Colder than a...". 30 degrees is cold and that
happens once every couple years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 11:17 PM (dnWSK)


I dream that some day Texas will be independent and the liberals will evacuate, and I'll move there.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 11:54 PM (tHwdc)

427 Still md. after 35 yrs. She's a saint to put up w/ me. Go figure, I count myself lucky.
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 11:48 PM (o/90i)




being mad for 35 years is a long time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:54 PM (cPsPa)

428 424 Still md. after 35 yrs. She's a saint to put up w/ me. Go figure, I count myself lucky.
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 11:48 PM (o/90i)

---

Congrats Farmer.

You are truly blessed.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:55 PM (CRotO)

429 countryboy, disappear if you can, just run man. crazy ladies are nothing to mess with. believe me, i know. pretend you never saw this person. ever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2016 11:55 PM (KP5rU)

430 countryboy, disappear if you can, just run man. crazy ladies are nothing to mess with. believe me, i know. pretend you never saw this person. ever.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2016 11:55 PM (KP5rU)




change everything but your hq nic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:55 PM (cPsPa)

431 SMFH, congratulations on your Raiders doing so well!

I'd be more bummed out about my Broncos already being just about screwed out of the playoffs if it weren't for Brandon Marshall. They kind of deserve to watch the playoffs on TV this season for embracing him and his embarrassing lies about having a run-in with Miami police and pledging money to... something; he didn't specify what.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 29, 2016 11:55 PM (0OG8D)

432 425 Country Boy, Please tell me you aren't taking internet dating advice
Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 11:54 PM

Dating advice???!!!! Self-preservation advice.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2016 11:56 PM (hscyr)

433 I dream that some day Texas will be independent and the liberals will evacuate, and I'll move there.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 11:54 PM (tHwdc)



I aim higher. I dream that some day America and my beloved California will be leftist-rein, and no one will have to move anywhere to escape leftist bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:56 PM (SRKgf)

434 Great question, AOP. I of course have no idea, but given the timing (40s), seems like your producer gas is a possibility.


It's always an education reading your comments (or, in the case of the automotive ones, would be! if I read them ..... not a car guy, but still enjoy the great exchanges you have with other gearheads here).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:51 PM (QDnY+)

I do remember that when natural gas was introduced to Vancouver (where I grew up) in the 1960's, one of the big selling points for it was that it was safe, and non-poisonous. In fact, they have to add methyl mercaptan to it, to give it a nauseating odor, otherwise gas leaks would go unnoticed. Pure methane has no odor to humans, and I can verify that from recent personal experience.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2016 11:56 PM (MiBfH)

435 I'm giving her a chance to go away quietly.

I don't have any pics of us, that was one of the "weird" things about our relationship. One of many, and I knew there had to be a reason, but it took 4 years to finally find it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 11:26 PM (D2vc1)


Just act like you don't know her because if everything she told you is a lie, then you don't know her.

Don't contact the husband, it will not end well for you.

Don't contact her employer, it will not end well for you.

Don't contact her friends or family, it will not end well for you.

Don't contact the police unless absolutely necessary, it will not end well for you.

Don't contact her, it will not end well for you.

Spouses tend to go after the 3rd party, not the cheating spouse.

She gets fired from her job because you contacted her company, she will sue you for causing her job loss. You probably would win, but only after dropping $$$$ to defend yourself.

You contact her friends and/or family, then you are getting sucked into crazy. If she is crazy, chances are that her friends and family are nucking futs.

Contacting the cops? She had you believing she was someone totally different, she probably will be able to convince the cops that YOU are stalking her.

Heed the advice of Lord Humongus, "Just walk away".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 29, 2016 11:56 PM (1JnAL)

436 425 Country Boy, Please tell me you aren't taking internet dating advice
Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 11:54 PM (M3DRt)

---

Not dating advice.

It's common sense.

Married bunnyburner-in-training contacts him and straight up LIES that she's single, and wants to pick up where they left off.

What would you suggest?

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:57 PM (CRotO)

437 405

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2016 11:45 PM (QDnY+)

For a while I lost my mind and imagined the MSM would be chastened by their self inflicted beclowning at election time.

First they doubled down. Then redoubled. What do they have left?

Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 11:57 PM (rB/gm)

438 change everything but your hq nic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2016 11:55 PM (cPsPa)


Alternatively, pork her then dump her, and then exhort her to vote Democrat.

/kidding

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:58 PM (SRKgf)

439 reposted from last night's ONT, because I passed out and couldn't catch up...

Sooooo....I am single, sadly.

Over Thanksgiving, we were discussing my singlehood and desire for a family someday.

My younger cousin asked if he would like him to set me up on a blind date. It's weird...you don't think about it till it happens. But, once it does, you feel weird...ashamed almost. My younger cousin is looking out for ME. I should be the one with my life together.

I would be more than happy for him to set me up...he has a very handsome friend that I wouldn't mind getting to know. But, knowing my luck "blind date" is code for "wears an eye patch and walks with a limp." I don't know if it's because deep down, I don't think I deserve better. Or fear. But, I told him no.

I'm wondering his blind date offer...does he have someone in mind? Or, does he see me as a desperate cause that he wants to help...like a blind puppy. Or maybe he was just calling my bluff, who knows.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 29, 2016 11:58 PM (smD62)

440 Hey, the NFL really wants to put a team in a foreign country? They should support the Texit, then; they'd then have two teams in another country without lifting a finger!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 29, 2016 11:58 PM (0OG8D)

441 SMFH, nothing

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 11:59 PM (M3DRt)

442 Pure methane has no odor to humans, and I can verify that from recent personal experience.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------

I hate that stuff.

Posted by: A Canary at November 29, 2016 11:59 PM (hBig8)

443 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 29, 2016 11:56 PM (1JnAL)

This.

(Ignore my jocular comment.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:59 PM (SRKgf)

444 @433 I aim higher. I dream that some day America and my beloved California will be leftist-rein, and no one will have to move anywhere to escape leftist bullshit.
-------------------

If nothing else, maybe the drought will cause them all to pack up and leave...

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2016 11:59 PM (ff27+)

445
"And all I do is Win..."

Carrier, an air conditioner manufacturer, says that it reached a deal with the incoming Trump administration to keep "close to 1,000 jobs" in Indianapolis -- a campaign promise for the real estate mogul.

Senior level transition sources say Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence will head to Indiana Thursday to announce that Carrier jobs bound for Mexico will remain in the United States after company leadership spoke with the president-elect following his election.

Some 1,400 workers were set to be laid off over three years at the Indianapolis plant and production was set to move to Mexico. Trump campaigned on stopping companies from moving their operations overseas.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 29, 2016 11:59 PM (kdS6q)

446 Hillary Clinton made a "surprise" appearance...to present an award to Katy Perry.

My eyes are up here, Hillary!

Posted by: Katy Perry at November 29, 2016 11:59 PM (29QcC)

447 >>Posted by: TickledPink at November 29, 2016 11:58 PM (smD62)


You should sign up for AoSHQDate.

Lots of single morons.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:00 AM (MQZBa)

448 I'm wondering his blind date offer...does he have someone in mind? Or, does he see me as a desperate cause that he wants to help...like a blind puppy. Or maybe he was just calling my bluff, who knows.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 29, 2016 11:58 PM (smD62)




well, assuming it is not your cousin trying to set you up with himself, and I am not sure it is not your cousin, it might be that you are overthinking things and he is trying to set up two nice people.

naturally, all the other alternatives are more fun to think about but I am going to try to avoid going into them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2016 12:00 AM (cPsPa)

449 Heed the advice of Lord Humongus, "Just walk away".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 29, 2016 11:56 PM (1JnAL)

Well, he could always send her some Watchtowers and Jack Chick tracts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:01 AM (MiBfH)

450 lol AOP

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 12:02 AM (CRotO)

451 CB, It just hit me. This is something any lawyer would advise. Start documenting everything that happens related to this. Write it down and date it. Today I discovered this gal was lying and married....etc.

Seriously, if you can talk to a lawyer, do it. They know the tricks.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 12:02 AM (DW+jj)

452 @448...

Well, he's married and....he's my cousin, so I'm guessing it's not him.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:02 AM (smD62)

453 Posted by: TickledPink at November 29, 2016 11:58 PM (smD62)


IMO, you're overthinking it. Relax, go with flow, and see what happens.

My advice, worth what you paid for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2016 12:02 AM (SRKgf)

454 Country Boy, lot of sage advice. Play it cool and say you are not interested or looking for a realarionship right now or something along those lines and end it. Some women are pretty unstable and she sounds like she could be one, so you don't want to get her obsessed on being vengeful towards you.

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2016 12:02 AM (gcme+)

455 aoshqdate, you are only 2.0 miles from a desperate moron right now! click here to meet him/her/them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2016 12:02 AM (cPsPa)

456 I should be the one with my life together.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 29, 2016 11:58 PM (smD62) fnord (smD62)


I've never heard of such a thing.

On the other hand, I turned down a blind date offer a while back - that was a stupid thing to do, in retrospect.

I think that was maybe 15 years ago.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 12:02 AM (wB8Tg)

457 >>Well, he's married and....he's my cousin, so I'm guessing it's not him.


Well, she's not from Arkansas...

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:03 AM (MQZBa)

458 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 29, 2016 11:53

Hey Cap! How's things going?

You had some heart issues going on IIRC. Things OK now?

Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2016 12:03 AM (o/90i)

459 Say three words... "I am gay."

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2016 12:03 AM (lmIoG)

460 Rather than saying "my eyes are up here", I'll be those Mexican weather girls say "my tits are down here".

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 12:03 AM (DW+jj)

461 Well, he's married and....he's my cousin, so I'm guessing it's not him.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:02 AM (smD62)




yeah I know but it is funnier to add that into the mix. hey cuz, ready to go?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2016 12:04 AM (cPsPa)

462 @456

Yeah, I think I was too quick to say No...now if I go back and say...."soooo remember that blind date?" I seem desperate.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:04 AM (smD62)

463 404 Some fun facts for 12 midnight EST.

Hillary popular vote lead right now is 2,300,000

ALL of that lead comes from EXACTLY 4 places:

Manhattan 458,000
LA 1,300,000
SF 290,000
DC 262,000

The next time some bozo quotes: "well she won the popular vote," just show them these figures and ask if that's who we want running our country.

That's why we voted these clowns out.

The Trumpy One should be tweeting that out instead. Liberal heads would explode.
Posted by: Concerned Citizen at November 29, 2016 11:45 PM (dGs9w)



Somebody said earlier today that those 2.3 million votes could also be had from just a handful of counties in the SF and LA areas. Take those out, and her popular vote lead disappears.

Take those out, and she STILL wins California, which tells you just how screwed up that state is.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 12:04 AM (sdi6R)

464
aoshqdate, you are only 2.0 miles from a desperate moron right now! click here to meet him/her/them.
Posted by: yankeefifth



Your Current Horny status is:

[ x ] Me So

[ ] Other

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:05 AM (kdS6q)

465 Yeah, I think I was too quick to say No...now if I go back and say...."soooo remember that blind date?" I seem desperate.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:04 AM (smD62)

---

You're a woman.

Changing your mind is almost mandatory.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 12:05 AM (CRotO)

466 Well, she's not from Arkansas...
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:03 AM (MQZBa)




look it up on wikipedia, lots of states are down with the humping cousin thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2016 12:05 AM (cPsPa)

467 I would be more than happy for him to set me up...he has a very handsome friend that I wouldn't mind getting to know. But, knowing my luck "blind date" is code for "wears an eye patch and walks with a limp." I don't know if it's because deep down, I don't think I deserve better. Or fear. But, I told him no.

I'm wondering his blind date offer...does he have someone in mind? Or, does he see me as a desperate cause that he wants to help...like a blind puppy. Or maybe he was just calling my bluff, who knows.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 29, 2016 11:58 PM (smD62)

Seems to me one of the heros in a Robert A. Heinlein novel wore an eyepatch, and walked with a limp. Some of those scars are earned honorably, you know. Pajamabois don't do that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:05 AM (MiBfH)

468 Nothing wrong with an eyepatch.

Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 30, 2016 12:06 AM (CRotO)

469 Nothing wrong with blind dates.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 30, 2016 12:07 AM (XoldI)

470 @467

Haha, no doubt. I wasn't referring to a hero though.

I was imagining a 65 year old drunk bum...which now that I think about it, it seems unlikely my cousin would have that in mind.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:07 AM (smD62)

471 Farmer,

I'm doing alright, but still waiting for more tests in two weeks.

When you have to use the clinic for uninsured patients, you tend to wait a lot.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 30, 2016 12:07 AM (rJUlF)

472 >>Nothing wrong with blind dates.


As long as she's white!

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at November 30, 2016 12:08 AM (MQZBa)

473 Say three words... "I am gay."

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2016 12:03 AM (lmIoG)


Sounds like a challenge, like a glove across the cheek.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 12:08 AM (P/kVC)

474
AoSHQ Top 10 Rules of Dating and party like it's 1999.

#10 Do not let your would be girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other read any blogs you post or comment on. Particularly, AoSHQ. They are bound to read one of your comments and go, "WTF?!" Game over.

#9 If you do send them a link or convince them to read this moronic blog full of spermicidal crack heads and they tell you how f*cking funny it is, quick, dump them in the car, buy a case of valu-rite and get to Vegas before they sober up. Elvis will wait in the building until you get there. You can kill a hobo together in celebration.

#8 If your date insists on sleeping over after the first date and he or she is there when you wake up in the morning, congratulations, you've probably just invested in the AoSHQ Life Style super re-enforced, rubber blow up doll. For a long, healthy and happy relationship, avoid sharp objects and wash regularly.

#7 Do not show them your hobo kill trophies on the first date. The second may be questionable, too. However, if they insist on stopping by the liquor store for some valu-rite vodka and killing a hobo on the way home...you know... Vegas.

#6 No! You are not dating Sarah Palin. Calling your date "Sarah" doesn't make it true, either. However, if your date is a member of "NOW" or otherwise left leaning feminista, call her "Sarah" repeatedly and watch her vomit in murderous rage until her head explodes. Might just be...

THE. BEST. DAMN. AoSHQ. DATE. EVAH.

#5 Take your hand out of your pants and stop picking your nose. Moron.

#4 Do not "accidentally" share Ace's "accidental" links to lesbian porn on the first date. If you do and she really, really likes it, DO NOT introduce her to alexthechick. You will be date-less within a week.

#3 Work the words Concerned, Christian, Conservative and Obama into a sentence. If she doesn't blink, act like you have to go to the bathroom and get the hell out of there.

#2 For our Log Cabin friends...Andrew Sullivan. JUST. DON'T. DO. IT!!!

#1 If you are a true acolyte of the AoSHQ Life Style, try ourdating service. It's probably the only date you will ever have.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 30, 2016 12:08 AM (Hwsli)

475 I was imagining a 65 year old drunk bum...which now that I think about it, it seems unlikely my cousin would have that in mind.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:07 AM (smD62)

Well, you are out of luck. I am a 66 year-old drunk pleasantly pissed bum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:09 AM (MiBfH)

476 @452 he's my cousin, so I'm guessing it's not him.
------------------

He's not from West Virginia, is he?

Because that could be important when paired with your statement above.

Posted by: junior at November 30, 2016 12:09 AM (ff27+)

477 Tell her it's you, not her. Then pick.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 30, 2016 12:09 AM (XoldI)

478 When I was growing up, we had a garbage man with an eye-patch.

Brought a bit of whimsy and mystery to trash day.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:10 AM (MQZBa)

479 Oh my....

http://fansided.com/2016/11/29/new-england-patriots-oakland-raiders-may-play-mexico-2017/

Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 30, 2016 12:10 AM (CRotO)

480
I'm wondering his blind date offer...does he have someone in mind? Or, does he see me as a desperate cause that he wants to help...like a blind puppy. Or maybe he was just calling my bluff, who knows.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 29, 2016 11:58 PM (smD62)

--------

Similar boat here, I've come to realize that when any of my male relatives or friends try to set me up with teh Blind Date, it's almost always with with sex in mind
So consequently it doesn't leave much in the way of anything worthwhile
As I have gotten older (soooo much older) I've "discovered" that sex is easy, relationships not always so

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 12:10 AM (aAlFX)

481 Sounds like a challenge, like a glove across the cheek.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 12:08 AM


Oooh... feisty. I like that. PS- I'm not gay. Unless you're hunky.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2016 12:10 AM (lmIoG)

482 Eye patch guy might have a cool parrot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2016 12:11 AM (IqV8l)

483 447 >>Posted by: TickledPink at November 29, 2016 11:58 PM (smD62)


You should sign up for AoSHQDate.

Lots of single morons.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:00 AM (MQZBa)

Hey TickledPink. How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 12:13 AM (0mRoj)

484 >>Eye patch guy might have a cool parrot.


Or an Island Volcano Lair?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:13 AM (MQZBa)

485 Oooh... feisty. I like that. PS- I'm not gay. Unless you're hunky.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2016 12:10 AM (lmIoG)

Asian chicks with dicks are not 'hunky'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 12:13 AM (P/kVC)

486 As I have gotten older (soooo much older) I've "discovered" that sex is easy

I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 12:14 AM (sdi6R)

487 Asian chicks with dicks are not 'hunky'.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 12:13 AM


LOL. I'm intrigued and a little aroused. Do go on...

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2016 12:14 AM (lmIoG)

488 Don't need no steekin' pirate.


http://tinyurl.com/hh2yyq7

Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 30, 2016 12:14 AM (CRotO)

489 If somehow she contacts you, just say you're not interested, in a very bored way.

Never tell her that you checked on her ... things will only go wrong. If she manages to get through again, and becomes a real problem, then use your information.

Perhaps call her husband and tell him to come get his wife (who seems to have mistaken you for someone else). If he comes looking for you, have the police land on him (and revert to the original story, that you knew her, but said no, etc., leaving hubby and her to answer to the police).

Posted by: Arbalest at November 29, 2016 11:35 PM (FlRtG)




That's good advice, but I'll add this.

* Find and hire an extraordinarily talented, vicious and viscerally frightening attorney.

* If Ms. Bunnyboiler insists on a meet, coordinate it with said attorney, and it'll be him who actually shows up for the meet.

* Have him show her an envelope of all your evidence. She'll think he got it via a P.I., and not your snooping.

* If he advises so, let him serve her with a Restraining Order that he's got from a Judge. Not that it'd actually stop her if her mind is made up, but it DOES let her know that there's a record of her evil ways, and that at least one Judge thought it bad enough to issue a writ.

* Have him tell her "all is well", just as long as she stays away, forever. But if she doesn't, she'll learn first hand, that ALL the Attorney Jokes are TRUE.

Reason for all of the above? You want some documentation on your side, well ahead of any actual adverse actions on her part, which might require more ...um... demonstrative counter-actions from your side of the armor.

And elsewise, most of the above advice is correct. You should never again contact her in person, but ONLY through an attorney.

Don't take steps to ruin her life. That opens too many bad doors.

But if she takes steps to ruin your life, sic that attorney on her, without limit and without mercy.

And yes, change your number. Might as well bite that bullet now, while it's a non-crisis event.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2016 12:15 AM (v5iqM)

490 Farmer,
I'm doing alright, but still waiting for more tests in two weeks.
When you have to use the clinic for uninsured patients, you tend to wait a lot.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 30, 2016 12:07

Be well Cap, I'm sure it will all work out.

Heck, Hillary lost. We are on a roll here, you will be fine. I've got spinal surgery waiting for me after the first of the yr.

We will be fine. Cubs win, Hillary lost!

Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2016 12:15 AM (o/90i)

491 Parrot even...ugh.

Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 30, 2016 12:15 AM (CRotO)

492
BTW - on twitter, the Democrats and #NeverTrumpers are whining that president-elect Donald Trump is only saving "half"* the Carrier jobs from going to Mexico.

Instead of the "none" that the Liberals and Gentry Right were going to save.

*1000 out of a planned 1400 looks like more than half, Humanities majors.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:15 AM (kdS6q)

493 When in Thailand, repeat the mantra, There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 12:16 AM (DW+jj)

494 What's pathetic is about 4 or 5 months ago, my Aunt asked my cousin if he had any single friends to set me up with, and one friend came to mind.

But, it didn't seem to be in the "You guys would make a good match" kind of way, but more in the "I literally have ONE single friend in your age range kind of way." Anyway, they weren't selling the guy, so I was just like....uhhhhh, no thanks.

Well, fast forward to the wedding where I meet (using the term meet loosely here. Let's just say we congregated nearby each other, but never actually met) the guy; so they are like, "There's the guy we are trying to set you up with. You're in the same room together, we've done our part." And in my mind I am like......YES. He was handsome and charming and a little quirky.

But, I was too proud to go back on my initial "Thanks but no thanks," that I just played it cool. Just like, "Eh, he's okay." But, he was WAY more than okay...he was...le swoon.

He didn't speak to me anyway, so that's that. But, oh what might have been.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:16 AM (smD62)

495 Speaking of pirates. Ever seen those sexy pirate girl costumes? They come with eye patches.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 12:17 AM (DW+jj)

496

A German intelligence officer has reportedly been arrested over a suspected Islamist plot to bomb the agency's headquarters in Cologne.

The 51-year-old official was said to have made a "partial confession" to the plot, according to Der Spiegel.

The suspect attempted to pass on "sensitive information about the BfV (Germany's domestic security agency), which could lead to a threat to the office", an official told the newspaper.

"He is accused of making Islamist remarks online under a false name, and offering internal information during chats," a BfV spokesman said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2016 12:17 AM (IqV8l)

497 RIP Oaktown Pirate.

Been two years, but damn, still miss ya.

http://tinyurl.com/z52xep7

Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 30, 2016 12:17 AM (CRotO)

498 If someone were to tell me they wanted me to go out with their friend with an eye patch and a limp, I would say "tell me more about her..."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 12:17 AM (wB8Tg)

499 lol Mero.

Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 30, 2016 12:19 AM (CRotO)

500 When I divorced the crazy ex I installed security cameras with DVR. Cheap insurance. Can prove you were home against her future lies and if she shows up at your door that she is the instigator. The he said she said generally goes in the woman's favor in court in my one time experience.

The ex also stooped coming by after she noticed the cameras. Win Win

Posted by: Willy J. at November 30, 2016 12:19 AM (MJkxq)

501 He didn't speak to me anyway, so that's that. But, oh what might have been.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:16 AM (smD62) fnord (smD62)


(flails uncontrollably, knocks things down)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 12:19 AM (wB8Tg)

502 Some dude with an eyepatch:

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F

%2Fmedia.gettyimages.com%2Fphotos%2Fisraeli-politician-

moshe-dayan-26th-april-1976-picture-id554075151&f=1

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:21 AM (MiBfH)

503 @501

huh?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:21 AM (smD62)

504 How about a Monocle?

Is a guy with a monocle acceptable?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:22 AM (MQZBa)

505
Some dude with an eyepatch:

Used to sell shirts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2016 12:22 AM (IqV8l)

506
Asian chicks with dicks are not 'hunky'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 12:13 AM (P/kVC)

-----

If you are in a tight spot, I know a couple that are a little chunky, will that work for ya?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 12:22 AM (aAlFX)

507 Just a reminder for you praying types. If I recall correctly, Deplorable Old Blue is going under the knife tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 12:22 AM (hBig8)

508 He didn't speak to me anyway, so that's that. But, oh what might have been.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:16 AM (smD62)

The problem with playing hard to get is that sometimes it works.

Speaking as a guy who has been available a few times since 1970, a woman who shows interest in me immediately becomes more attractive and interesting. Does it work both ways?

Posted by: Halfwise at November 30, 2016 12:23 AM (rB/gm)

509 A monocle and an ascot. How about that?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 12:23 AM (DW+jj)

510 How about a Monocle?

Is a guy with a monocle acceptable?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 12:22 AM (MQZBa)

Monocles are for losers. I've got barnacles.

Posted by: zombie Jimmy Hoffa at November 30, 2016 12:23 AM (MiBfH)

511 huh?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:21 AM (smD62) fnord (smD62)


You know how, when you're watching a scary movie, and someone makes a horribly wrong turn?

Like that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 12:23 AM (wB8Tg)

512 Thanks MH,

Definitely prayers up for DOB.

Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 30, 2016 12:24 AM (CRotO)

513 Used to sell shirts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
--------------

ISWYDT

Posted by: Hathaway at November 30, 2016 12:24 AM (hBig8)

514 I aim higher. I dream that some day America and my
beloved California will be leftist-rein, and no one will have to move
anywhere to escape leftist bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 11:56 PM (SRKgf)

Vastly preferable, but I don't see how we can ever convince them to ditch their delusional b.s.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:25 AM (tHwdc)

515 Former Democratic candidate who will never be president Hillary Clinton
made a "surprise" appearance Tuesday night at the UNICEF Special
Snowflake Ball to present an award to Katy Perry.


Katy Perry? She strikes me as a nitwit. Yeah, I get it...nice tits. I've had those before...I could have those again any night I wished to drive to a strip club and present myself as a decent man who wants to know her thoughts.

Why do we pretend that nice tits = great voice, great lyrics, great insight?

She does a commercial for some new talk show that some other washed up wannabe hosts, and she sounds like a poorly programmed robot. She was lazy with her hair and wardrobe in it too--if you're going to market yourself as a sex goddess, how about you step up and do your alleged job?

I long for the day when even our leftist opponents have to at least pretend that they are classy and have a clue that even us rubes have some standards.



Posted by: Crusader at November 30, 2016 12:26 AM (OXPMi)

516 But, I was too proud to go back on my initial
"Thanks but no thanks," that I just played it cool. Just like, "Eh, he's
okay." But, he was WAY more than okay...he was...le swoon.



He didn't speak to me anyway, so that's that. But, oh what might have been.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:16 AM (smD62)



Half a year is nothing.

Maternal G'mother was on her, eighth, hooked up with some dude she just knew in HS. Wore his poor ass out out like the other seven... Forty years is nothing. Six months, yesterday.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 12:26 AM (P/kVC)

517 Manly? I'll give you manly..

Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt, with pince-nez at November 30, 2016 12:26 AM (hBig8)

518 2nd Fenway show had a really good Sugaree FOTM

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 30, 2016 12:27 AM (M3DRt)

519 @508

Let me put it this way. If a guy showed any semblance of interest in me at all. I'd accept a proposal if he proposed to me with half a Pop Tart.

And, to be fair, I wasn't playing hard to get. I was being normal. But, my normal self is a little on the shy, reserved side. I am not the type of person to introduce myself to anyone, male or female, interested or not.

Like I said, it was just a pride thing. I didn't want to backtrack. And, I also didn't want to fail spectacularly in front of my family either. So, yeah...

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:27 AM (smD62)

520 Posted by: Crusader at November 30, 2016 12:26 AM (OXPMi)

---

She fucked Russell Brand.

She has no class (or taste).

Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 30, 2016 12:28 AM (CRotO)

521
Vastly preferable, but I don't see how we can ever convince them to ditch their delusional b.s.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:25 AM (

Gotta make them pay their own way. If it's their own money they can blow it up their noses all they want.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 30, 2016 12:29 AM (rB/gm)

522 Speaking of the Dead, I am loving Weir's new album.

I wouldn't have known it was him, but it's damned good. Kind of melancholy in feel.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 30, 2016 12:30 AM (lkEum)

523 And, to be fair, I wasn't playing hard to get. I was being normal. But, my normal self is a little on the shy, reserved side. I am not the type of person to introduce myself to anyone, male or female, interested or not.

Like I said, it was just a pride thing. I didn't want to backtrack. And, I also didn't want to fail spectacularly in front of my family either. So, yeah...

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:27 AM (smD62)

You realize, of course, that there is a whole universe of men out there, who answer to the same description? Not naming names, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:30 AM (MiBfH)

524 Gotta make them pay their own way. If it's their own money they can blow it up their noses all they want.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 30, 2016 12:29 AM (rB/gm)

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Or pour it out of some hooker's ass.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 12:30 AM (CRotO)

525 >>>A German intelligence officer has reportedly been arrested over a
suspected Islamist plot to bomb the agency's headquarters in Cologne.


Wait until Jan 21, 2016 and the MB and ISNA are designated terrorists activities like they are in the rest of the 'civilized' word....

Oh, J.H.Phueque, half of Obama's appointments were actually islamic terrorists?!!

Well, sympathizers.

George W. started it.....

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 12:31 AM (P/kVC)

526 510 How about a Monocle?

---

Being blind in one eye, i've always wanted a monocle, or to be a pirate...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2016 12:31 AM (EZDs2)

527 Being blind in one eye, i've always wanted a monocle, or to be a pirate...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2016 12:31 AM (EZDs2)

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Welcome!

Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 30, 2016 12:32 AM (CRotO)

528
Speaking of dinner dates:

Romney emerges from dinner with Trump full of frog legs and high praise

The second meeting of the two men, this time in the dimly lit dining room of Jean-Georges restaurant inside of Trump International Hotel Tower New York, was the most public show of rapprochement yet.

As they entered the room, patrons applauded. Minutes into the meal, as Trump and Romney (both abstainers) sipped on their wine glasses of water, members of the traveling press pool were allowed in the room for a photo-op.

[pic]

tinyurl.com/z4w2psq


Trump is so getting laid tonight.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:32 AM (kdS6q)

529 514 Vastly preferable, but I don't see how we can ever convince them to ditch their delusional b.s.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:25 AM (

Things here would be vastly different if the welfare gravy train for illegals was cut off. Vast majority would self deport. For California alone that number would be in the millions.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2016 12:32 AM (hscyr)

530
Like I said, it was just a pride thing. I didn't want to backtrack. And, I also didn't want to fail spectacularly in front of my family either. So, yeah...
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:27 AM (smD62)

-------
It's the man (or woman) in the arena that wins

Posted by: President Theodore Roosevelt at November 30, 2016 12:33 AM (aAlFX)

531 oh long Johnson


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c4hY3eOoqs

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 12:33 AM (qUNWi)

532 Being blind in one eye, i've always wanted a monocle, or to be a pirate...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2016 12:31 AM (EZDs2)

If you were blind in one testicle, you'd have to get a pinochle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:33 AM (MiBfH)

533 I have a facebook group for satellite operators, mostly veterans. Today they brought out literature from the Flat Earth Society. Their jokes were almost as merciless as the AoS HQ.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2016 12:34 AM (VdICR)

534 I'm back.

TickledPink, where are you again? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 12:34 AM (u8kLQ)

535
Better pic of the Trump Romney dinner date:

[pic]

tinyurl.com/zohe7ym

Note the romantic lighting, and the "I hope it doesn't hurt too much" look on Mitt's face.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:35 AM (kdS6q)

536 Like I said, it was just a pride thing. I didn't want to backtrack. And, I also didn't want to fail spectacularly in front of my family either. So, yeah...
Posted by TickledPink

Ah, got it. That'd be something I'd find myself analyzing for years, shaking my head and muttering.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 30, 2016 12:35 AM (rB/gm)

537 Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2016 12:34 AM (VdICR)

---

Go to Dysfunctional Veterans or US Army W.T.F. Moments on FB.

Hate to tell ya, but they make the HQ look tame.

Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at November 30, 2016 12:35 AM (CRotO)

538 Nope....no eye patches. No monocles.

The best I can do is horn-rimmed reading glasses first thing in the morning, but even that is a little meh, as I want my future children to have perfect vision.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:35 AM (smD62)

539 LDC, you bring the funneh. Well done, and thanks for the info.


Romney is a smart accomplished guy who's implausibly decent in his personal life. And for many reasons I would make a far, far preferable SecState.


Please, oh Golden Scalp Weasel, get a low-profile foreign policy geek for the job. And listen to him/her. And if you must bring him in, put Mitt somewhere else.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 12:36 AM (QDnY+)

540 [pic]

tinyurl.com/z4w2psq


Trump is so getting laid tonight.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:32 AM (kdS6q)

[pic] looks like tiny hands is already warming up under the table.


Good for him. Sincerely, good for him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 12:36 AM (P/kVC)

541 A neighbor of mine, good friend, had a prostate problem. Enlarged and he couldn't pee. It wasn't cancerous, just YUGE. He went through a round of operations with complications. He ended up with no urinary sphincter control.

They fitted him with an artificial one. The control was hung down in his scrotum. To pee, he had to hit a release thing, and I think sort of pump it back up to close it.

And then he had a stroke. But he's doing the best he can.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 12:36 AM (DW+jj)

542 Reading back through the thread after being away for a bit, I've discovered something.

I give really shitty advice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 30, 2016 12:37 AM (IcT7t)

543 They fitted him with an artificial one. The control was hung down in his scrotum. To pee, he had to hit a release thing, and I think sort of pump it back up to close it.
-----------------

TMI! TMI!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 12:38 AM (hBig8)

544 lol Blanco

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 12:38 AM (CRotO)

545
Note the romantic lighting, and the "I hope it doesn't hurt too much" look on Mitt's face.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:35 AM (kdS6q)

That is one funny picture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:38 AM (MiBfH)

546 The best I can do is horn-rimmed reading glasses first thing in the morning, but even that is a little meh, as I want my future children to have perfect vision.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:35 AM (smD62)

ICYMI, Lamarck vs Darwin? Darwin won.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:40 AM (MiBfH)

547 aoshqdate, you are only 2.0 miles from a desperate moron right now! click here to meet him/her/them.
Posted by: yankeefifth



Your Current Horny status is:

[ x ] Me So

[ ] Other


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:05 AM (kdS6q)

ROFL! I imagine a map of America with glittering green lights...

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:40 AM (tHwdc)

548 I'm beginning to think that she isn't EVER going to be elected.

Posted by: The boy put in charge of hitting the fireworks button when she is elected at November 30, 2016 12:40 AM (VdICR)

549 Does Trump sleep in his suit?


Or should I say....Does Trump "wait" in his suit?

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2016 12:41 AM (qUNWi)

550 Let me put it this way. If a guy showed any semblance of interest in me at all. I'd accept a proposal if he proposed to me with half a Pop Tart.


Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:27 AM


Hey there, groovy chick. You seem like a happening bird. How about we party like it's 1979?

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2016 12:41 AM (lmIoG)

551 That wasn't a sock, that was leiderhosen.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2016 12:41 AM (VdICR)

552 535
Better pic of the Trump Romney dinner date:

[pic]

tinyurl.com/zohe7ym

Note the romantic lighting, and the "I hope it doesn't hurt too much" look on Mitt's face.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:35 AM (kdS6q)


That picture is just funny somehow.

Did Donald just finish a taco bowl?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 12:41 AM (sdi6R)

553 I'm beginning to think that she isn't EVER going to be elected.

Posted by: The boy put in charge of hitting the fireworks button when she is elected at November 30, 2016 12:40 AM (VdICR)

Just keep your finger in that dyke, if you know what's good for you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:41 AM (MiBfH)

554 Honestly...Mitt and Trump have a lot more in common than they don't.

Despite being...morally questionable, he is steadfast on certain things: no alcohol, no drugs, no smoking, no tattoos. That stuff is right on par with Romney's sensibilities.

Maybe, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:42 AM (smD62)

555 Grace and peace to all, and to all a good night.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 30, 2016 12:43 AM (rB/gm)

556
The best I can do is horn-rimmed reading glasses first thing in the morning, but even that is a little meh, as I want my future children to have perfect vision.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:35 AM (smD62)

--------

This is how I, a single man read that sentence.

best, first thing in the morning, horn rimmed, future children best



Posted by: President Theodore Roosevelt at November 30, 2016 12:43 AM (aAlFX)

557 bebe (and Jay), today a friend/colleague and I were discussing the prospects in CA.


While pretty comprehensively pessimistic, I opined that, if fiscal tools were used to change the demographics (i.e. few/no illegals), it might help *some*.


But I fear the "coastal clueless" phenomenon is too strong. It wasn't a plan, but the reality is that the middle class of yore (mostly private sector, small business, small manufacturing) has been greatly reduced, and mostly replaced by govt. employees who are generally vastly over-paid and incredibly vastly over-compensated in terms of benefits and retirement.


The only private sector areas with any dynamism are insanely statist and stupid ("technology" - wherein marketing is actually most of the $$$ in the business). Agriculture hangs on, with no help and lots of hassle.


Even removing 2M illegals (a decent guess as to the number in CA) may not help much. The idiot marinade has soaked deeply into most of the coastal clueless.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 12:43 AM (QDnY+)

558 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 30, 2016 12:08 AM (Hwsli)



"Veritits" sounds like a service that authenticates boobehs.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:44 AM (tHwdc)

559 There are hot and hungry hobos in your area!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2016 12:44 AM (VdICR)

560 TickledPink: I know I asked you before, but where are you exactly? (City and/or State, I mean.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 12:44 AM (u8kLQ)

561 Rack time for this Moron.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2016 12:44 AM (v5iqM)

562 >>Rack time for this Moron.



Hasta la nite nite, Horde!







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Aviator at November 30, 2016 12:45 AM (/Nite)

563 @554 Honestly...Mitt and Trump have a lot more in common than they don't.

Despite being...morally questionable, he is steadfast on certain things: no alcohol, no drugs, no smoking, no tattoos. That stuff is right on par with Romney's sensibilities.

Maybe, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship?
----------------------

Sadly, as many a church congregation will tell you, it's rarely that easy.



However, I'm sure both men know that needlessly antagonizing the other (now that the election is over) is foolish. And I doubt either man would have gotten where he is today without the ability to easily make friends with other people.

Posted by: junior at November 30, 2016 12:45 AM (ff27+)

564 Even removing 2M illegals (a decent guess as to the number in CA) may not help much. The idiot marinade has soaked deeply into most of the coastal clueless.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2016 12:43 AM (QDnY+)

A real good depression, wherein the state government goes broke and defaults upon all its obligations would be one hell of a wake-up call.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:45 AM (MiBfH)

565 There are hot and hungry hobos in your area!
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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hobosonly.com?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 12:46 AM (hBig8)

566 As I have gotten older (soooo much older) I've "discovered" that sex is easy



I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 12:14 AM (sdi6R)


I don't know what to make of this.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:46 AM (tHwdc)

567
Reince was there, so probably can't fool around until they're in the cab headed back to The Tower:

The exclusive restaurant, which has received three Michelin stars, has a dinner menu featuring a variety of meat, fish and pasta dishes.

The group dined on garlic soup with thyme and sauteed frog legs as well as diver scallops for appetizers. Priebus and Trump had steak and Romney had lamb chops.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9FawG75ueg


Trump: Steak

Romney: Lamb Chops

Yep, Mitt's the girl.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:46 AM (kdS6q)

568 @550

I wasn't even around in 1979. But, if I were to party like any time era...I'd be partying like 1955. I'm very old-fashioned.

and @556....huh?

@560

Indiana, good sir.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:46 AM (smD62)

569 "Veritits" sounds like a service that authenticates boobehs.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:44 AM (tHwdc)

Mandatory:

It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:47 AM (MiBfH)

570 A real good depression, wherein the state government goes broke and defaults upon all its obligations would be one hell of a wake-up call.

Another reason to be grateful that Hillary Clinton will never be president. She would have arranged a bailout.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 30, 2016 12:48 AM (IcT7t)

571 455 aoshqdate, you are only 2.0 miles from a desperate moron's crawl space right now! click here to meet him/her/them.


fify

Posted by: somejoe at November 30, 2016 12:48 AM (qjaim)

572 "Veritits" sounds like a service that authenticates boobehs.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:44 AM (tHwdc)

Mandatory:

It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:47 AM (MiBfH)


Any job openings? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 30, 2016 12:48 AM (rJUlF)

573 TickledPink, when you're ever in Southern California, let me know and if you want, we can get together. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 12:48 AM (u8kLQ)

574 554 Honestly...Mitt and Trump have a lot more in common than they don't.

Despite being...morally questionable, he is steadfast on certain things: no alcohol, no drugs, no smoking, no tattoos. That stuff is right on par with Romney's sensibilities.

Maybe, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship?
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:42 AM (smD62)


Could be. It would be interesting to be a fly on the wall during their conversations.

The last couple of election cycles have exposed some pretty major fault lines within the Republican Party. If the two of them could manage some healing, it would be a BFD.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 12:48 AM (sdi6R)

575
Oops, Here's a vid with decent lighting:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCCgJlpVN5g

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:49 AM (kdS6q)

576 "Veritits" sounds like a service that authenticates boobehs.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:44 AM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc)


Best job I ever had, seriously.

Still have a T-shirt, a couple of pens, and one of those stupid little branded puzzles.

Frankly, these were not the things I wanted to take home with me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 12:49 AM (wB8Tg)

577 @557 Even removing 2M illegals (a decent guess as to the number in CA) may not help much. The idiot marinade has soaked deeply into most of the coastal clueless.
-------------------

Removing the illegals and the welfare cases would help, but it wouldn't be enough. This is a state that is bound and determined, despite increasing evidence that it is a massive money black hole, to try and build a high speed rail line between Los Angeles and San Francisco.

If the government largesse cases were to suddenly up and disappear one day, then Sacramento would find other places to spend the money.

Posted by: junior at November 30, 2016 12:49 AM (ff27+)

578 It could always be worse, Tickled Pink.

You could have, oh, I don't know, maybe me interested in you.

Maybe you should contact those friends and ask them to arrange another meeting with that guy. Just sayin'.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 30, 2016 12:50 AM (0OG8D)

579 @558 "Veritits" sounds like a service that authenticates boobehs.
-----------------

Are they hiring, by chance?

My current job hunting has consisted of what's more or less taunting by the universe.

Posted by: junior at November 30, 2016 12:51 AM (ff27+)

580 "Better pic of the Trump Romney dinner date:"

What's that shit they're eating--billionare food?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 30, 2016 12:52 AM (97XyN)

581 Half a year is nothing.

Maternal G'mother
was on her, eighth, hooked up with some dude she just knew in HS. Wore
his poor ass out out like the other seven... Forty years is nothing. Six
months, yesterday.




Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 12:26 AM (P/kVC)


I've only worn out the one. Do guys really want to get fucked to death? Oh sure, they talk big...

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:52 AM (tHwdc)

582 566 As I have gotten older (soooo much older) I've "discovered" that sex is easy



I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 12:14 AM (sdi6R)


I don't know what to make of this.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:46 AM (tHwdc)

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Which?

Posted by: President Theodore Roosevelt at November 30, 2016 12:53 AM (aAlFX)

583 I've only worn out the one. Do guys really want to get fucked to death? Oh sure, they talk big...

We haven't abolished the IRS despite popular sentiment to do so.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 30, 2016 12:53 AM (IcT7t)

584 Let me put it this way. If a guy showed any
semblance of interest in me at all. I'd accept a proposal if he proposed
to me with half a Pop Tart.



Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:27 AM (smD62)




But only if he nibbled it into the shape of a gun and put it to your head?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:54 AM (tHwdc)

585 @578

Oh that I could...

Sadly, by nature...I am a firm believer in fate. Destiny. Que sera sera.

The moment came and the moment went. If it was meant to be, it would have been.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:55 AM (smD62)

586 The last couple of election cycles have exposed some pretty major fault lines within the Republican Party. If the two of them could manage some healing, it would be a BFD.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 12:48 AM (sdi6R) fnord (sdi6R)


Well, that would be about half of my political anxiety.

Well, that and getting people a path out of the urban plantations, speaking of campaign promises.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 12:56 AM (wB8Tg)

587 564 A real good depression, wherein the state government goes broke and defaults upon all its obligations would be one hell of a wake-up call.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:45 AM

California WILL go broke. And without all the parasites we can pick up the pieces.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2016 12:56 AM (hscyr)

588
What's that shit they're eating--billionare food?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud



According to a menu posted on the Jean-Georges website, the three-course prix-fixe menu starts at $138 a person. If that wont fill you up, there are three six-course tasting menus: a traditional tasting of the chefs signature dishes and a seasonal tasting featuring fresh market ingredients, both at $218, and a vegetarian menu at $188. Oh, and the caviar supplement runs at $48 a piece.

And, looks like they actually ordered ala carte. Possible $800 to $1000 tab for 3 people, if you also include just the tip - $$$$

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:56 AM (kdS6q)

589 @573

That's very sweet of you. I'll keep that in mind should I ever decide to wade through the jungles of illegals in your neck of the woods.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:56 AM (smD62)

590 The moment came and the moment went. If it was meant to be, it would have been.

I'd offer some advice here, but I've already proven tonight that's a bad idea.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 30, 2016 12:56 AM (IcT7t)

591 Goodnight, Horde.

Pleasant dreams.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 30, 2016 12:57 AM (rJUlF)

592
I've only worn out the one. Do guys really want to get fucked to death? Oh sure, they talk big...
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:52 AM (tHwdc

'-------

Yes, with the right woman, every day

Posted by: President Theodore Roosevelt at November 30, 2016 12:58 AM (aAlFX)

593 Niters CW.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 12:58 AM (CRotO)

594 I think I've an ending for story am presently writing for NaNoWriMo. Kicker is, it will be a cliffhanger.

Should I?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 12:58 AM (Vbsbe)

595 TickledPink, please do! My email is QDPSJL at the gmail thingy. :-)

And if it helps, my neighborhood is Orange County-adjacent.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 12:58 AM (u8kLQ)

596 @594 I think I've an ending for story am presently writing for NaNoWriMo. Kicker is, it will be a cliffhanger.

Should I?
---------------------

How much do you want to write the sequel?

Posted by: junior at November 30, 2016 12:59 AM (ff27+)

597 Death! By Snu-Snu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdrUW--Jic

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2016 12:59 AM (VdICR)

598 588
According to a menu posted on the Jean-Georges website, the three-course prix-fixe menu starts at $138 a person. If that wont fill you up, there are three six-course tasting menus: a traditional tasting of the chefs signature dishes and a seasonal tasting featuring fresh market ingredients, both at $218, and a vegetarian menu at $188. Oh, and the caviar supplement runs at $48 a piece.

And, looks like they actually ordered ala carte. Possible $800 to $1000 tab for 3 people, if you also include just the tip - $$$$
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:56 AM (kdS6q)


Hmm, I could actually afford that. Once.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 01:00 AM (sdi6R)

599 @590

Please do.


And, I hate to be obtuse but what does, "Wear out the one" mean?

Like outlive your spouse? Is that what is meant by it?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:00 AM (smD62)

600 That last slice of pizza...

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nadia-lee-cohen-11.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 01:01 AM (Vbsbe)

601 The moment came and the moment went. If it was meant to be, it would have been.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:55 AM (smD62) fnord (smD62)


We sent you three boats and a helicopter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:01 AM (wB8Tg)

602 Like outlive your spouse? Is that what is meant by it?
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:00 AM (smD62)

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I hope not.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:01 AM (CRotO)

603 Heya Anna.

Go for it.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:02 AM (CRotO)

604 Mandatory:



It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 12:47 AM (MiBfH)


"Put yourself in our capable hands"

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:02 AM (tHwdc)

605
if it helps, my neighborhood is Orange County-adjacent.
Posted by: qdpsteve




*cough*

Hawaiian Gardens

*cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 01:02 AM (kdS6q)

606 581
Do guys really want to get fucked to death?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:52 AM (tHwdc)


As opposed to cancer, auto accidents, gunshot wounds, or rattlesnake bites?

That's a real poser, that is.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

607 @601

OMG....this past weekend, while discussing the aforementioned blind date that shall never happen, and my thoughts on fate...3 boats and a helicopter came up. No joke.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:03 AM (smD62)

608 And, looks like they actually ordered ala carte. Possible $800 to $1000 tab for 3 people, if you also include just the tip - $$$$

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 12:56 AM (kdS6q)

I doubt that any of the three would have problems paying the tab, and quite possibly one or all could write it off as a business expense?
Not my thing to spend so much on a dinner out. I could, and would, do it, if it paved the way to a lucrative business deal, or job offer, etc., but for my own personal tastes, that's too much money spent for too little return.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 01:03 AM (MiBfH)

609 I've only worn out the one. Do guys really want to get fucked to death? Oh sure, they talk big...


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:52 AM (tHwdc)

The way I understood it, he signed his own death warrant when he picked up where HS left off in the 40's.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 01:03 AM (P/kVC)

610 So...have we set TickledPink up with Country Boy yet?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:04 AM (0mRoj)

611 #585: Good for you! Looks like you have nothing to worry about from me, then.

When it comes to dating, I never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 30, 2016 01:04 AM (0OG8D)

612 Smart boy.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 29, 2016 11:49 PM (CRotO)

Ok just deleted the old email account she knew. Now to see if I can change my phone number tonight, or maybe wait til morning. I'm mentally whipped.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:04 AM (Jcg9Q)

613 California WILL go broke. And without all the parasites we can pick up the pieces.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2016 12:56 AM (hscyr) fnord (hscyr)


There's a way out, but it's pretty much against the will of the government, which is doing its best to ensure the disaster happens. So, you know, long odds.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:04 AM (wB8Tg)

614
that's too much money spent for too little return.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Don's gonna get his Mitt card punched. There's your return.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 01:05 AM (kdS6q)

615 I'm not in the matchmaking business.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:05 AM (CRotO)

616 606 581
Do guys really want to get fucked to death?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:52 AM (tHwdc)

As opposed to cancer, auto accidents, gunshot wounds, or rattlesnake bites?

That's a real poser, that is.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

Either that or some other blaze of glory.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:05 AM (0mRoj)

617
But only if he nibbled it into the shape of a gun and put it to your head?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:54 AM (tHwdc)

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I hope that kids engineers the most bad-ass handgun the world has ever seen. And gives them away

Posted by: President Theodore Roosevelt at November 30, 2016 01:05 AM (aAlFX)

618 Which?

Posted by: President Theodore Roosevelt at November 30, 2016 12:53 AM (aAlFX)

"discovering" that sex is easy.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:05 AM (tHwdc)

619 Country Boy, Please tell me you aren't taking internet dating advice

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 11:54 PM (M3DRt)

Not, but I am taking internet Save Your Own Ass advice.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:06 AM (Jcg9Q)

620 615 I'm not in the matchmaking business.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:05 AM (CRotO)

That's probably a good thing. Long-term exposure to phosphorous causes some nasty health problems.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:06 AM (0mRoj)

621
"Put yourself in our capable hands"

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:02 AM (tHwdc)


http://jokideo.com/free-mammogram/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 01:06 AM (MiBfH)

622 Haha, Insomniac.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:06 AM (CRotO)

623 I'm not in the matchmaking business.

The rubble making business? Or the punching holes in armour business?

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 30, 2016 01:06 AM (IcT7t)

624 618 Which?

Posted by: President Theodore Roosevelt at November 30, 2016 12:53 AM (aAlFX)

"discovering" that sex is easy.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:05 AM (tHwdc)

Sex itself is easy. Getting someone to have sex with you is far more difficult.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:07 AM (0mRoj)

625 OMG....this past weekend, while discussing the aforementioned blind date that shall never happen, and my thoughts on fate...3 boats and a helicopter came up. No joke.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:03 AM (smD62) fnord (smD62)


Must be.... fate.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:07 AM (wB8Tg)

626 Yes.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:07 AM (CRotO)

627 Wow, not seen a matchstick girl ref in well since the Age of Dickens...

Oh well best get to the writing. Cliffhanger and all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2016 01:07 AM (Vbsbe)

628 @613 There's a way out, but it's pretty much against the will of the government, which is doing its best to ensure the disaster happens. So, you know, long odds.
-------------------------

I don't think there is a way out. The public pensions are going to come due sooner or later, and the state's not going to be able to pay.

*Boom!* goes the state budget.
*Boom!* goes the livelihoods of millions of former state employees.
*Ka-Ching!* goes the heads of politicians who are looking for an excuse to nationalize retirement plans.

Posted by: junior at November 30, 2016 01:07 AM (ff27+)

629 @625

Exactly!

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:08 AM (smD62)

630 Sadly, by nature...I am a firm believer in fate. Destiny. Que sera sera.



The moment came and the moment went. If it was meant to be, it would have been.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 12:55 AM (smD62)


Yo Pink, the one that got away in 1977 came back and found me 25 years later. My fairytale.

If it's meant to be, you have to leave the door open, anyway.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:08 AM (tHwdc)

631 Don's gonna get his Mitt card punched. There's your return.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 01:05 AM (kdS6q)

Oh, agree 100%. I meant for me to dine out at a joint like that? Maybe once, just to say I did it. But a five-dollar bowl of pho at a Vietnamese joint on 17th Avenue in Calgary would fill my belly just as well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 01:09 AM (MiBfH)

632 *Ka-Ching!* goes the heads of politicians who are looking for an excuse to nationalize retirement plans.
Posted by: junior at November 30, 2016 01:07 AM (ff27+)


I was hoping for more of a "snikt" "thump" sound.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:10 AM (0mRoj)

633 "discovering" that sex is easy.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at


Maybe you know more chaste women than I.

I mean that as a compliment

Posted by: President Theodore Roosevelt at November 30, 2016 01:10 AM (aAlFX)

634 And, I hate to be obtuse but what does, "Wear out the one" mean?



Like outlive your spouse? Is that what is meant by it?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:00 AM (smD62)


Yes.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:11 AM (tHwdc)

635 634 And, I hate to be obtuse but what does, "Wear out the one" mean?



Like outlive your spouse? Is that what is meant by it?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:00 AM (smD62)


Yes.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:11 AM (tHwdc)

As opposed to using them up and throwing them away.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:12 AM (0mRoj)

636 Re fucking to death. The problem with me, and this damned arthritis, is the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. And the damned T shot I'm getting just taunt me. It peaks about 3 days after a shot. I'm in the ball park of an 18 yr old. In spirit, but not in flesh.

It's amazing what the little molecule does. It focuses the mind in a certain way.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 01:12 AM (DW+jj)

637 As I have gotten older (soooo much older) I've "discovered" that sex is easy

I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 12:14 AM (sdi6R)

The sex part is easy.

Finding someone to do it with....not so much.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:12 AM (Jcg9Q)

638 Finding someone to do it with....not so much.

Hence the term, "handyman".

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 30, 2016 01:14 AM (IcT7t)

639 There are some corny/hammy posters here

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 30, 2016 01:14 AM (M3DRt)

640 The way I understood it, he signed his own death warrant when he picked up where HS left off in the 40's.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2016 01:03 AM (P/kVC)



Now I'm confused again.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:14 AM (tHwdc)

641 Sex itself is easy. Getting someone to have sex with you is far more difficult.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:07 AM (0mRoj)

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Oh, with two people? I see.

Never mind

Posted by: P at November 30, 2016 01:14 AM (aAlFX)

642 Ok just deleted the old email account she knew. Now
to see if I can change my phone number tonight, or maybe wait til
morning. I'm mentally whipped.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:04 AM (Jcg9Q)

She knows your real name, obviously, since you aren't a pathological liar. Does she know where you live, stuff like that?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:16 AM (tHwdc)

643 They are witty

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 30, 2016 01:17 AM (M3DRt)

644 Again, get a damn lawyer, a good sneaky one.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 01:18 AM (DW+jj)

645 Reading back through the thread after being away for a bit, I've discovered something.

I give really shitty advice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 30, 2016 12:37 AM (IcT7t)

It's ok. I ignored it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:18 AM (Jcg9Q)

646 It's ok. I ignored it.

Good man.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 30, 2016 01:19 AM (IcT7t)

647 But only if he nibbled it into the shape of a gun and put it to your head?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:54 AM (tHwdc)



------

I hope that kids engineers the most bad-ass handgun the world has ever seen. And gives them away

Posted by: President Theodore Roosevelt at November 30, 2016 01:05 AM (aAlFX)


I was watching an old episode of Roseanne, and DJ actually said that. Times have changed. Now they'll call the cops on the kid.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:19 AM (tHwdc)

648
I doubt that any of the three would have problems paying the tab, and quite possibly one or all could write it off as a business expense?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



I hate to say this, but we're probably paying for those quail eggs. The transition process is funded by "$7 million in Congress-appropriated funds for transition and appointee costs".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 01:20 AM (kdS6q)

649 Laurie, we don't speak of such things... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 01:20 AM (u8kLQ)

650
Like outlive your spouse? Is that what is meant by it?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:00 AM (smD62)


Yes.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:11 AM (tHwdc

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I'm glad you clarified

I certainly read it wrong in the original post.

I blame the patriarchy

And denounce myself

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:21 AM (aAlFX)

651 I've only worn out the one. Do guys really want to get fucked to death? Oh sure, they talk big...


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 12:52 AM (tHwdc)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:21 AM (Jcg9Q)

652 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 01:06 AM (MiBfH)



That was funny, but I found the cross-section of the penis at the top rather disturbing. It's one of those things where you don't need to know HOW it works, just that it does.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:22 AM (tHwdc)

653 OMG Country Boy. Stay away from that one's stew pot.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2016 01:23 AM (6FqZa)

654 That picture is just funny somehow.
--

For reasons I don't understand, the Romney/ Trump picture reminds me of some sort of SNL sketch where a complete doofus is meeting with his fiancee's father. The father is tormenting him, and, being a doofus, he doesn't know what to do.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 30, 2016 01:23 AM (OlyEd)

655 So...have we set TickledPink up with Country Boy yet?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:04 AM (0mRoj)

Well now that you mention it, I was wondering how old she is.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

656
Congress appropriated $6 million for the president-elect and his transition team in the fiscal 2017 budget, which began Oct. 1 of this year. Another $1 million is set aside to help prepare new appointees, while $2.5 million is allocated to help the Obama administration on the way out, the GSA said.

A spokesman for the GSA said the Trump team has not sought reimbursement for use of space in a Trump property or golf course. The final call for transition payments is still months away.



That money to kick the Obama's out is money well spent.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 01:24 AM (kdS6q)

657 Don't use 'cross-section' and 'penis' in the same sentence.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 01:25 AM (MQZBa)

658 Maybe you know more chaste women than I.



I mean that as a compliment

Posted by: President Theodore Roosevelt at November 30, 2016 01:10 AM (aAlFX)

Hell, I don't even know any women. Well, that's not true. I guess I'd have to say that most of them don't have the sense to put out for their husbands. Single women? Who knows what they're up to nowadays.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:25 AM (tHwdc)

659 @656 A spokesman for the GSA said the Trump team has not sought reimbursement for use of space in a Trump property or golf course. The final call for transition payments is still months away.



That money to kick the Obama's out is money well spent.
---------------------

Both of them could easily cover the cost. And I could see both of them as the kind of people who would.

Posted by: junior at November 30, 2016 01:26 AM (ff27+)

660
She knows your real name, obviously, since you aren't a pathological liar. Does she know where you live, stuff like that?


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:16 AM (tHwdc)

Just the general area where I live, and my workplace. That's about it I think.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:26 AM (Jcg9Q)

661 As opposed to using them up and throwing them away.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:12 AM (0mRoj)



Right. I don't do stuff like that.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:26 AM (tHwdc)

662 >> Don't use 'cross-section' and 'penis' in the same sentence.

So I'll assume you don't want to hear the details of how hard cases of priapism have to be relieved, then. You know, an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours and won't go down? It's a deadly condition. It has to be relieved. With scalpels.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 01:27 AM (DW+jj)

663 I wish when people were making someecards or demotivation posters, they'd take TWO FUCKING SECONDS to read them over for grammar!

I can't repost something that has a glaringly obvious and hopelessly stupid mistake in it.

Are these things yet another product being manufactured by five-year-olds in China?

Posted by: RKae at November 30, 2016 01:27 AM (JTuAn)

664 CB, go for it

Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 30, 2016 01:27 AM (M3DRt)

665 That was funny, but I found the cross-section of the penis at the top rather disturbing. It's one of those things where you don't need to know HOW it works, just that it does.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:22 AM (tHwdc)

Then you don't want to see a happy section, do you?

I'm out for the night. Internets going buggy again; Mediacom has reported outages in my area. Got shut down, and then it came back, so not going to set myself up for more waity-wait, calling it a night, Have a good one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2016 01:28 AM (MiBfH)

666 It's amazing what the little molecule does. It focuses the mind in a certain way.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 01:12 AM (DW+jj)

I don't recall if you're married or not, publius, but if you are, there are other ways a loving woman can help. A stranger, not so much.
I know I would have done anything for Mr. Deplorable. We used to joke about testosterone poisoning and how serious a malady it really is.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:30 AM (tHwdc)

667 Hell, I don't even know any women. Well, that's not true. I guess I'd have to say that most of them don't have the sense to put out for their husbands. Single women? Who knows what they're up to nowadays.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:25 AM (tHwdc)

Like the old joke says, why are brides always smiling on their wedding day?
Because they know they've given their last blowjob.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:32 AM (0mRoj)

668 G'night everyone.

I'll leave you all with something I heard while trying to navigate around a wreck this morning:

https://youtu.be/ETKeiEcQlac (sfw)

The Records, "Starry Eyes"

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 30, 2016 01:32 AM (IcT7t)

669 Don't use 'cross-section' and 'penis' in the same sentence.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2016 01:25 AM (MQZBa)



well it is better than sliced lengthwise.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2016 01:34 AM (cPsPa)

670 damn...of all the nights to come in late...

Howdy roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2016 01:34 AM (vbvxt)

671 Time-Warner-Spectrum is down here.

Had to go to my mobile hotspot.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:35 AM (JMH3U)

672 I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked.

I'm so old.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:35 AM (smD62)

673 Hell, I don't even know any women. Well, that's not true. I guess I'd have to say that most of them don't have the sense to put out for their husbands. Single women? Who knows what they're up to nowadays.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:25 AM (tHwdc

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The ones I know are very liberated, shall we say

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:36 AM (aAlFX)

674 The sex part is easy.



Finding someone to do it with....not so much.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:12 AM (Jcg9Q)

When I was younger, I would have been on the same page. Now, I could never have sex with someone I didn't really know, and like. And of course, on top of that, feel desire for. All of that lies in the murky future, if at all.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:36 AM (tHwdc)

675 I like to know how things work. You ought to see a good 3-D rendering of the female naughty bits, with all the internal parts. The 2D cross sections don't do things justice.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 01:36 AM (DW+jj)

676 I have noticed that we are getting a lot longer comment sections on the ONT now that the elections are over. I don't know if one led to the other, but many was the night where the comments never reached into the mid 600's, and now they are regularly getting near 1K.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2016 01:36 AM (vbvxt)

677 *glances at Tickled*

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:36 AM (JMH3U)

678 I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked.

I'm so old.
Posted by: TickledPink
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I keep forgetting that there are children here. Having spent some time in Indiana, I have to ask what part of the state you are in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 01:37 AM (9Q5BJ)

679 GGE

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (9Q5BJ)

680 Heya GGE.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (JMH3U)

681 I'm glad you clarified



I certainly read it wrong in the original post.



I blame the patriarchy



And denounce myself

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:21 AM (aAlFX)

No denunciation required!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (tHwdc)

682 672 I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked.

I'm so old.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:35 AM (smD62)

My lawn. Get off it. Or come inside and have some tequila.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (0mRoj)

683 When I was younger, I would have been on the same
page. Now, I could never have sex with someone I didn't really know, and
like. And of course, on top of that, feel desire for. All of that lies
in the murky future, if at all.


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:36 AM (tHwdc)

It is better when there is emotional involvement.
Don't give up. Miracles do happen. Mrs Hades is the proof.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (vbvxt)

684 Oh, don't worry about me. I just like to complain. And talk dirty.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (DW+jj)

685 672 I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked.

I'm so old.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:35 AM (smD62)


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"You keep using that word.
I don't think it means what you think it means"

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:40 AM (aAlFX)

686 http://downdetector.com/status/Time-Warner-Cable/map/

Outages in Dallas and Austin.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:40 AM (JMH3U)

687 672 I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked.

I'm so old.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:35 AM (smD62)


I thought it was agreed that we're all 29 on this blog.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 01:40 AM (sdi6R)

688
I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked. I'm so old.
Posted by: TickledPink




Oh poor dear, you should have said.

Kitties, we found you a new Mommy!

*meowwwww!*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2016 01:41 AM (kdS6q)

689 It is better when there is emotional involvement.
Don't give up. Miracles do happen. Mrs Hades is the proof.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (vbvxt)

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Yeah, I've had enough of miracles for one year.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:41 AM (JMH3U)

690 I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked.

I'm so old.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:35 AM (smD62) fnord (smD62)


That's perfect! I've been 39 for almost six years.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:43 AM (wB8Tg)

691 I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked.



I'm so old.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:35 AM (smD62)


Oh puhlease! You've only been a grownup for 15 years. Yes, I count 20 as the beginning of that process. My boobs are older than you.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:43 AM (tHwdc)

692 My boobs are older than you.


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:43 AM (tHwdc)




Has anyone explained the rules? Anyone?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2016 01:44 AM (vbvxt)

693 676 I have noticed that we are getting a lot longer comment sections on the ONT now that the elections are over. I don't know if one led to the other, but many was the night where the comments never reached into the mid 600's, and now they are regularly getting near 1K.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2016 01:36 AM (vbvxt

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Same observation here.

And it seems to be across the board

All the threads.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:45 AM (aAlFX)

694 The ones I know are very liberated, shall we say

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:36 AM (aAlFX)



I'm glad someone's getting some on this thread.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:46 AM (tHwdc)

695 No I understand...I'm not old, nor do I feel old.

But, in the grand scheme of wanting to get married and enjoy married life (ie: sex) for a while before starting a family...then raising children for 18 years...I'm feeling a bit long in the tooth.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:46 AM (smD62)

696 I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked.

I'm so old.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:35 AM (smD62)

Not in my book.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:46 AM (Jcg9Q)

697 My lawn. Get off it. Or come inside and have some tequila.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (0mRoj)

You made me actually LOL - thanks, Insomniac!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:47 AM (tHwdc)

698 I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked.

I'm so old.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:35 AM (smD62)

My lawn. Get off it. Or come inside and have some tequila.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (0mRoj)

Hell, I'd road trip to Indiana for a mid 30's type. Easily.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:48 AM (Jcg9Q)

699


Has anyone explained the rules? Anyone?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

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Tingle, ting, ting,ting

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Ladies, let's get ready to RRRUUUMMBLEE



Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:49 AM (aAlFX)

700 Country Boy: I saw her first!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 01:49 AM (u8kLQ)

701 I have noticed that we are getting a lot longer comment sections on the ONT now that the elections are over.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2016 01:36 AM (vbvxt)


Moderately less hysteria.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:49 AM (wB8Tg)

702 It is better when there is emotional involvement.
Don't give up. Miracles do happen. Mrs Hades is the proof.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (vbvxt)

You know, I was always moving. Then, when I came here to Virginia, I found my home with Mr. D.
I have a feeling that I'll be moving again. Part of it is restlessness, part of it is just a feeling that I'll be called elsewhere. So if he's out there, he's not here.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:50 AM (tHwdc)

703 But, in the grand scheme of wanting to get married and enjoy married life (ie: sex) for a while before starting a family...then raising children for 18 years...I'm feeling a bit long in the tooth.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:46 AM (smD62)


Holy buckferries. I guess I might as well strip and get out on the damned ice floe.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:50 AM (wB8Tg)

704 Has anyone explained the rules? Anyone?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2016 01:44 AM (vbvxt)


No, and if you do, I'll break them on purpose.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:52 AM (tHwdc)

705 697 My lawn. Get off it. Or come inside and have some tequila.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:38 AM (0mRoj)

You made me actually LOL - thanks, Insomniac!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:47 AM (tHwdc)

Glad I could!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:52 AM (0mRoj)

706 703 But, in the grand scheme of wanting to get married and enjoy married life (ie: sex) for a while before starting a family...then raising children for 18 years...I'm feeling a bit long in the tooth.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:46 AM (smD62)

Holy buckferries. I guess I might as well strip and get out on the damned ice floe.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:50 AM (wB8Tg)

I've heard hypothermia isn't such a bad way to go.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:53 AM (0mRoj)

707 Country Boy: I saw her first!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 01:49 AM (u8kLQ)

I'm closer.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:54 AM (Jcg9Q)

708
I'm glad someone's getting some on this thread.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:46 AM (tHwdc)

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I think I'm going to give the quality vs quantity thing a try.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:54 AM (aAlFX)

709 701 I have noticed that we are getting a lot longer comment sections on the ONT now that the elections are over.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2016 01:36 AM (vbvxt)

Moderately less hysteria.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:49 AM (wB8Tg)

*sets hair on fire*
*runs in circles*
HOLY FUCK MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!! AAAAAAA!!!


Balance has been restored.


Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:55 AM (0mRoj)

710 I'm in my mid 30s to whomever asked.

I'm so old.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:35 AM (smD62)


I feel ya. 34 this year, 35 by the time I finish school. And absolutely no luck since I turned 30. Another couple of years and I can pretty much give up on the kids and a family stuff.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 30, 2016 01:55 AM (FYrz1)

711 But, in the grand scheme of wanting to get married
and enjoy married life (ie: sex) for a while before starting a
family...then raising children for 18 years...I'm feeling a bit long in
the tooth.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:46 AM (smD62)

My college roomie let time get away from her, and married a less-than-stellar guy for her when she was 37. Two lovely children in college, but not happy. Resigned. Wait until you find the right one. Que sera, sera. I wanted kids but it didn't happen. I got much more, but had to wait until I was 50.
Was it worth it? Yes. Very much so. Would I change anything that could have meant missing out on 8 blissful years with Mr Deplorable? NO. FUCKING.WAY.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:56 AM (tHwdc)

712 *sets hair on fire*
*runs in circles*
HOLY FUCK MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!! AAAAAAA!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:55 AM (0mRoj)


Oh, you *had* to bring the primary up again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:56 AM (wB8Tg)

713 Fuck you, TWC.

Internet goes out just when I was uploading an assignment.

Assholes.

And fuck you too, Spectrum.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:56 AM (0oDnb)

714 You were lucky, Miley.

Beats just a year.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:57 AM (0oDnb)

715 Oh, you *had* to bring the primary up again.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:56 AM (wB8Tg)

Huh. Quite apt, now that you mention it...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:58 AM (0mRoj)

716 I've heard hypothermia isn't such a bad way to go.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:53 AM (0mRoj)


Just not face down on that floe.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:58 AM (tHwdc)

717 Fuck you quitters.

Imma find a way to get me a bionic heart, then drag a few hundred bucks through a Florida trailer park and get me a quality girl, have three, maybe four kids.

I'll show you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:59 AM (wB8Tg)

718 703 But, in the grand scheme of wanting to get married and enjoy married life (ie: sex) for a while before starting a family...then raising children for 18 years...I'm feeling a bit long in the tooth.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 30, 2016 01:46 AM (smD62)

Holy buckferries. I guess I might as well strip and get out on the damned ice floe.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:50 AM (wB8Tg

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18 years? You're supposed to raise them for 18 years?

Damn!what was the name of that daycare?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:59 AM (aAlFX)

719 Country Boy: I saw her first!! ;-)



Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 01:49 AM (u8kLQ)



I'm closer.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:54 AM (Jcg9Q)


LOL! You two crack me up. Now, Race to the Pink!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:59 AM (tHwdc)

720 717 Fuck you quitters.

Imma find a way to get me a bionic heart, then drag a few hundred bucks through a Florida trailer park and get me a quality girl, have three, maybe four kids.

I'll show you.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:59 AM (wB8Tg)

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Go on with yo' bad self.

Knock yourself out.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:00 AM (0oDnb)

721 717 Fuck you quitters.

Imma find a way to get me a bionic heart, then drag a few hundred bucks through a Florida trailer park and get me a quality girl, have three, maybe four kids.

I'll show you.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:59 AM (wB8Tg)

How many of those kids will actually be yours?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 02:00 AM (0mRoj)

722 >> Now, Race to the Pink!

Phrasing, phrasing. Some of us have very debauched minds.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 02:01 AM (DW+jj)

723 I think I'm going to give the quality vs quantity thing a try.





Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 01:54 AM (aAlFX)


Believe me, quality is Job #1

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:01 AM (tHwdc)

724 Just not face down on that floe.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:58 AM (tHwdc)


Maybe I could get thawed out in a few hundred years, hook up with some anthropology grad student.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 02:01 AM (wB8Tg)

725 LOL! You two crack me up. Now, Race to the Pink!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:59 AM (tHwdc)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 02:01 AM (0mRoj)

726
Just not face down on that floe.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:58 AM (tHwdc)

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Better than face down on hope solo

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 02:02 AM (aAlFX)

727 722 >> Now, Race to the Pink!

Phrasing, phrasing. Some of us have very debauched minds.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 02:01 AM (DW+jj)

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Some?

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:02 AM (0oDnb)

728 725 LOL! You two crack me up. Now, Race to the Pink!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:59 AM (tHwdc)

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Miley, Miley, Miley...

*smfh*

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:03 AM (0oDnb)

729 716 I've heard hypothermia isn't such a bad way to go.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 01:53 AM (0mRoj)


Just not face down on that floe.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 01:58 AM (tHwdc)

Oh no. I'll kick back with a bottle of Glenmorangie and become one with the ice.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 02:03 AM (0mRoj)

730 You were lucky, Miley.



Beats just a year.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 01:57 AM (0oDnb)

Oh (((Miss Joy))) - I know. I know.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:03 AM (tHwdc)

731 ***revving up the car***

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:04 AM (u8kLQ)

732 How many of those kids will actually be yours?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 02:00 AM (0mRoj)


Seven.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 02:04 AM (wB8Tg)

733 Fuck you quitters.



Imma find a way to get me a bionic heart, then drag a few hundred
bucks through a Florida trailer park and get me a quality girl, have
three, maybe four kids.



I'll show you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 01:59 AM (wB8Tg)


Are you James Carville?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:04 AM (tHwdc)

734 Que up the Benny Hill music and we'll have one of his epic chases.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 02:05 AM (DW+jj)

735 Oh, and thought people might be interest:

The psychologist who got me fired from my job a few years ago? I've recently found out no less than four things about her:

- She closed her private psychology practice.
- Her father, an Orange County dentist, passed away.
- She's engaged to be married. (already shared this)
- And, she's inherited several million dollars from her dad.

Sigh...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:05 AM (u8kLQ)

736 There's something very Darwinian about this whole thing...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 02:06 AM (0mRoj)

737 *sets hair on fire*
*runs in circles*
HOLY FUCK MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!! AAAAAAA!!!


If he has a chimp named Bubbles, Imma outta here!

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at November 30, 2016 02:06 AM (AoK0a)

738 I'm trying, Miley,

I am.

But I've been pretty much feeling like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F738XtqAYGs

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:07 AM (0oDnb)

739 737 *sets hair on fire*
*runs in circles*
HOLY FUCK MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!! AAAAAAA!!!

If he has a chimp named Bubbles, Imma outta here!
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at November 30, 2016 02:06 AM (AoK0a)

His name is Montresor, thank you very much.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 02:07 AM (0mRoj)

740 Are you James Carville?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:04 AM (tHwdc)


You people are mean.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 02:07 AM (wB8Tg)

741 - And, she's inherited several million dollars from her dad.

Sigh...
Posted by: qdpsteve


Go to work for the IRS ...

wink wink say no more ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at November 30, 2016 02:08 AM (AoK0a)

742 Adriane, LOL.

In fairness I don't really know exactly how much she got, but I do remember hearing back when I worked with her, that her parents were very wealthy thanks to her father's dental practice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:09 AM (u8kLQ)

743 There's a feeling in the air
That I'd really like to share with someone new
But it's there just out of reach
And I wonder when I'll see it for myself
'Cause I've looked high and low and wished upon a star
But it doesn't feel like Christmas in my heart

Has somebody seen the joy that I've been looking for
Can you help me find the missing part
'Cause it doesn't feel like Christmas in my heart
In my heart

I've done everything I could
To feel the way I should this time of year
But my holiday heartache
Makes it hard to celebrate behind the tears
I wonder just how good my chances really are (in my heart)
To make it feel like Christmas in my heart

Has somebody seen the joy that I've been looking for
Ooh-ooh, can you help me find the missing part
'Cause it doesn't feel like Christmas in my heart
In my heart

This holiday won't be like any holiday
Anyone can see there's happiness down deep inside of me

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:09 AM (0oDnb)

744 His name is Montresor, thank you very much.

Posted by: Insomniac


Amontillado ? uh, no thanks. I'm a Thai tea & bobba kind of gal ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at November 30, 2016 02:10 AM (AoK0a)

745 ***revving up the car***

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:04 AM (u8kLQ)

I'm probably 10 hours ahead of you without even stepping outside. I got this.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 02:10 AM (Jcg9Q)

746 744 His name is Montresor, thank you very much.

Posted by: Insomniac

Amontillado ? uh, no thanks. I'm a Thai tea & bobba kind of gal ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at November 30, 2016 02:10 AM (AoK0a)

You sure? I've got this cool masonry project down in the cellar...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 02:11 AM (0mRoj)

747 Another one of the things I learned about this woman while I worked with her, is that she *loved* Aston Martin. Her dream was to have one, although she admitted herself they were crazy expensive, starting at $300k.

If she really did inherit several million dollars, wonder if she bought one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:12 AM (u8kLQ)

748 You sure? I've got this cool masonry project down in the cellar...

Posted by: Insomniac


You know me - always happy to help, but this close the the end of the year? Chained to my desk, I am ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at November 30, 2016 02:14 AM (AoK0a)

749 Tucker Carlson's rerun is on and he had Rand Paul on.

That boy is going to be a little shit and try to mess up Trump, I'm sure. They've only got, what 52 votes. He's going to be a problem. And McStain and my own asswipe Grahamnesty.

As much as I don't like it, Making America Great Again is going to require nuking the filibuster, and those three asswipes are probably going to fight that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 02:15 AM (DW+jj)

750 745 ***revving up the car***

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:04 AM (u8kLQ)

You need a beagle, a loud mouth singer, and a black T-top transam with an an eagle on the hood.

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 02:15 AM (aAlFX)

751 Guy with the hair, just call me Smokey.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:16 AM (u8kLQ)

752 There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself an Austin
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls fell out and he lost 'em

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 02:17 AM (DW+jj)

753 lol publius

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:17 AM (0oDnb)

754 But I've been pretty much feeling like this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F738XtqAYGs

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:07 AM (0oDnb)

I hear you. You haven't had much time, either.
In less than 3 weeks it'll be 3 years since I lost my sweetheart. It's overshadowed Christmas ever since. I know he wouldn't want that - he loved Christmas. I'd like to love Christmas again. I'll be satisfied if I can feel some happiness, anyway.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:18 AM (tHwdc)

755 You people are mean.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2016 02:07 AM (wB8Tg)


It's tough Horde love, Mero.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:18 AM (tHwdc)

756 publius, LOL.

I've heard Astins aren't the great investment they used to be either. Expensive to insure, expensive to fix and maintain. Probably wouldn't be the greatest investment for anyone to make.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:18 AM (u8kLQ)

757 Same here, Miley.

Getting kinda tired of pasting a smile on my mug just to get through it.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:19 AM (0oDnb)

758 738
But I've been pretty much feeling like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F738XtqAYGs
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:07 AM (0oDnb)


I've never heard that song before. That was really nice.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 02:20 AM (sdi6R)

759 One thing I'm definitely planning to do, once I'm back in a stable employment situation:

Lie my head off about having a girlfriend. I'm not kidding, I'll post a pic of some attractive woman I don't even know off the net, and *claim* she's my girlfriend.*

I'm really finally seeing and understanding, when women think you're "off the market", THAT"S when they want you the most.

*No, it won't be a pic of Mila Kunis. And yes, she'll be clothed. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:21 AM (u8kLQ)

760 Time for me to punch out. Be well, everyone.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2016 02:21 AM (0mRoj)

761 Anyway, I was thinking about this one, which I like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=innPZKUwXnM

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 02:21 AM (sdi6R)

762 751 Guy with the hair, just call me Smokey.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:16 AM (u8kLQ)

If her other nic is Frog, go now!

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 02:21 AM (aAlFX)

763 rickl,

It came out in 1986.

I have always had a difficult time around the holidays, even as a teen.

When that came out, it really got to me.

Now, it's all too true.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:22 AM (0oDnb)

764 Forgot to finish that thought...

I'll post a pic of some woman, and put it in a small frame on my desk. "Yup, that's my gal."

Of course, with my luck, she'll turn out to be my boss' wife....

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:22 AM (u8kLQ)

765 In fairness I don't really know exactly how much she
got, but I do remember hearing back when I worked with her, that her
parents were very wealthy thanks to her father's dental practice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:09 AM (u8kLQ)


I dated a rich dentist for a few years. He was a bit of a weirdo, but an acceptable distraction for a few years. He's got a ton of money, but there was no way I could ever live the way he lives now - traveling all the time. I'm a homebody.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:22 AM (tHwdc)

766 I'll probably need to get a ring too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:23 AM (u8kLQ)

767 Miley, that's what I've heard, that dentists really pack it away.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:24 AM (u8kLQ)

768 No, it won't be a pic of Mila Kunis. And yes, she'll be clothed. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:21

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Why not and why?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 02:24 AM (aAlFX)

769 ***revving up the car***



Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:04 AM (u8kLQ)



I'm probably 10 hours ahead of you without even stepping outside. I got this.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 02:10 AM (Jcg9Q)



I think Pink ran away.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:24 AM (tHwdc)

770 One thing I'm definitely planning to do, once I'm back in a stable employment situation:

Lie my head off about having a girlfriend. I'm not kidding, I'll post a pic of some attractive woman I don't even know off the net, and *claim* she's my girlfriend.*

I'm really finally seeing and understanding, when women think you're "off the market", THAT"S when they want you the most.

*No, it won't be a pic of Mila Kunis. And yes, she'll be clothed. ;-)


Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:21 AM


Pfffft.... go big, or go home. Stalk her. That's kinda like being your girlfriend, anyway. Plus you can get that nudie shot.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2016 02:25 AM (lmIoG)

771 Guy with the hair, oh I don't know. I don't need yet another place of employment becoming convinced I'm batshit crazy?? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:25 AM (u8kLQ)

772 otho, stalk Mila?

Nooo thanks. I'm sick of all the women I find most attractive in this world, hating my guts. I'd rather she never knew I existed than only know me from the name on the restraining order she's signed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:26 AM (u8kLQ)

773 Pfffft.... go big, or go home. Stalk her. That's kinda like being your girlfriend, anyway. Plus you can get that nudie shot.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2016 02:25 AM (lmIoG)

Seems to work for Banana Splits Guy.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 02:27 AM (Jcg9Q)

774 Lie my head off about having a girlfriend. I'm not
kidding, I'll post a pic of some attractive woman I don't even know off
the net, and *claim* she's my girlfriend.*





Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:21 AM (u8kLQ)


I'll send you a photo of me from 1977.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:28 AM (tHwdc)

775 qdpsteve and the rest of the dudes,

We got to talking about Mexican Weather girls, and I was trying to remember an exceptional one, and I did named Yanet Garcia. Just Google and behold her. And check out her Twitter feed.

I'm gonna be like Banana Splits Guy and Winona with her, I think.

That will brighten your say. Absolutely perfect.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 02:28 AM (DW+jj)

776 I'm not kidding, getting accused of stalking is practically a death sentence at this stage.

As far as California law is concerned, you may as well have raped the woman. That's how tough it's gotten.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:28 AM (u8kLQ)

777 761 Anyway, I was thinking about this one, which I like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=innPZKUwXnM
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 02:21 AM (sdi6R)

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That's pretty.

Thank you.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:28 AM (0oDnb)

778 publius, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:29 AM (u8kLQ)

779 Miley, sounds great thanks!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:30 AM (u8kLQ)

780 I'd rather she never knew I existed than only know me from the name on the restraining order she's signed.


Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:26 AM


The signature says "no"... but she really means "yes". Nothing will convince her more of your undying love than hiding in her closet with a camcorder. Trust me.

Posted by: otho at November 30, 2016 02:32 AM (lmIoG)

781 otho, and nothing will make me miss her more than ending up Bubba's love slave at Corcoran. Again, nooo thanks. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:33 AM (u8kLQ)

782 771 Guy with the hair, oh I don't know. I don't need yet another place of employment becoming convinced I'm batshit crazy?? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:25 AM (u8kLQ)

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A wise course sir..

But hell, you could always go work for the Hillary recount/CGI/Hillary 2020 conglomerate..Thats a feature, not a bug over there

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 02:33 AM (aAlFX)

783 Miley, sounds great thanks!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:30 AM (u8kLQ)


Anything I can do to help! Let me know when you get the job ;-)

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:34 AM (tHwdc)

784 guy with the hair: true, if there's any such thing today as a perpetual motion machine, it's Hillary! running for something.

She'll be campaigning until she's dead, and even then it's an open question of whether she'll continue...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:34 AM (u8kLQ)

785 Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 02:21 AM (sdi6R)


I liked that - thanks rickl.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:36 AM (tHwdc)

786 I'll send you a photo of me from 1977.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:28 AM (tHwdc)




posting a pic of a two year old is a little creepy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2016 02:36 AM (cPsPa)

787 Here's one that brings back memories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHk-cyhdD80

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:37 AM (tHwdc)

788 Miley, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:37 AM (u8kLQ)

789 I need some rest after this latest emotional rollercoaster.

'Night all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 02:39 AM (Jcg9Q)

790 posting a pic of a two year old is a little creepy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2016 02:36 AM (cPsPa)

I was old enough to vote!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:40 AM (tHwdc)

791 Goodnight Country Boy, and I'm going to say goodnight to the rest of you all as well. Thanks for the great chat and support tonight!! Happy hump day and hope to be back for tomorrow night's ONT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2016 02:40 AM (u8kLQ)

792 Niters CB.

Good luck.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:41 AM (0oDnb)

793 I was old enough to vote!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:40 AM (tHwdc)

(Jump to top of page)


well then, post em here. who did you vote for in 80?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2016 02:41 AM (cPsPa)

794 I need some rest after this latest emotional rollercoaster.



'Night all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 02:39 AM (Jcg9Q)

I imagine you do. Sleep well, CB.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:41 AM (tHwdc)

795 Niters qd,

Sleep well.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:41 AM (0oDnb)

796 That will brighten your say. Absolutely perfect.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 02:28 AM (DW+

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Bet she makes a hell of a sandwich

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 02:42 AM (aAlFX)

797 well then, post em here. who did you vote for in 80?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2016 02:41 AM (cPsPa)

1) I got no photobucket
2) All I'll say is, I was young and stupid.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:44 AM (tHwdc)

798 2) All I'll say is, I was young and stupid.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:44 AM (tHwdc)




Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2016 02:47 AM (cPsPa)

799 That will brighten your say. Absolutely perfect.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2016 02:28 AM (DW+

Guys, Ladies *tips hat* Goodnight

And Hillary Clinton will never be President

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 30, 2016 02:49 AM (aAlFX)

800 To Carl,

Merry Christmas, Darling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR1ujXx2p-I

G'night y'all.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at November 30, 2016 02:49 AM (0oDnb)

801 Good night, Miss Joy. Sweet dreams of you sweetheart.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:51 AM (tHwdc)

802 'Nite, guy with the hair.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:52 AM (tHwdc)

803 Why am I still awake?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:52 AM (tHwdc)

804 "When We Walked On Clouds" is a very nice sequel to "These Are Days".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-HLxpWGCzc

That was one of their biggest hits, in 1992. They had radio airplay, videos on MTV, and they headlined 15,000 seat venues.

They play small theaters now and don't have any songs on the radio, but they're still alive and kicking and have a loyal fan base (like me).

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 02:53 AM (sdi6R)

805 I missed a lot of music when I was living abroad.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:59 AM (tHwdc)

806 I swear I recognize that singer's voice.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 03:02 AM (tHwdc)

807 I guess now is as good as any other time to be awake.

Does that count as a Good Morning?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 03:06 AM (d76uN)

808 "These Are Days" was Natalie Merchant and "When We Walked On Clouds" was Mary Ramsey. Mary's also got the viola thing going, which is nice.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 03:07 AM (sdi6R)

809 It's Natalie that I recognized. But I liked Mary's singing, too.

Good morning, Timbo.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 03:09 AM (tHwdc)

810 I know I have heard some of Natalie Merchants Music but exactly what I could not say.

Good Morning Miley.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 03:12 AM (d76uN)

811 10,000 Manics there Tim, you've herd her before.

Had to get up early anyway but knew when I woke up awhile ago I was up for good.
Good momorning horde

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2016 03:16 AM (5sOEp)

812 Good Morning Skip. Mrs.Tim has 10K Maniacs somewhere.

Truth in advertising though. The Music is not maniacal at all.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 03:20 AM (d76uN)

813 Anyone have any info on how Stein's Court appearance went today, did she get her hand recount?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 03:25 AM (d76uN)

814 Here's 10,000 Maniacs with Mary Ramsey a few years ago. It's an audience video, but the performance is absolutely electrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWRmniLj70I

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 03:26 AM (sdi6R)

815 Mein Führer! Der Thread ist tot!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 03:26 AM (d76uN)

816 Dennis Pragers column this week is on Leftists who have pushed Trump voters out of their lives. Has happened to a few here so I would guess its a large problem.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2016 03:29 AM (5sOEp)

817 Lefties are usually intolerant and mean, even friends. It's really sad, and yet we're the haters.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 03:33 AM (tHwdc)

818 Since it's Christmas season, I'll be pulling out Christmas videos. I'll start with "The Ref." It's hilarious.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 03:36 AM (tHwdc)

819 Mein Führer! Berlin ist....Berlin ist gekesselt!!
Was tun wir?


Steiner kommt!
Wir warten für Steiner!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 03:41 AM (d76uN)

820 Oh, geez. I better go to bed now if I expect to get up for work on time in the morning. Night, all.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 30, 2016 03:41 AM (sdi6R)

821 Gute Nacht. Schlaf Gut!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 03:43 AM (d76uN)

822 7 Judge rules Wisconsin recount doesn't have to be done by hand

https://tinyurl.com/z78fmdk

from last Thread
Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (y3aQB)

Posted by: Catwrangler at November 30, 2016 03:53 AM (2pVFZ)

823 I thought the PA deadline had already passed, but someone said earlier that it's next week. Does anyone know?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 03:55 AM (tHwdc)

824 Thanks Catwrangler. That puts an end to it all. Wisconsin puts PE Trump at exactly 270.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 03:58 AM (d76uN)

825 Miley in PA, Stein will have to get a Court Order for a recount. Not likely to happen there or in Michigan.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 03:59 AM (d76uN)

826 I thought the deadline had past. I know she is suing MI and PA.

Posted by: Catwrangler at November 30, 2016 04:00 AM (2pVFZ)

827 I still don't understand how this can be considered reasonable, coming from Stein. Why don't they just tell her to get lost?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 04:05 AM (tHwdc)

828 The reason for this recount is really a puzzle, but the request for a hand count might be to slow roll the recount throwing Wisconsin out of the picture.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2016 04:07 AM (5sOEp)

829 Gotta go soon, everyone have a great day

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2016 04:08 AM (5sOEp)

830 Have a great day, Skip.

Posted by: Catwrangler at November 30, 2016 04:08 AM (2pVFZ)

831 "Why don't they just tell her to get lost?"

That is in effect what the Dane County Judge told her. I'm pretty sure she knew that any other ruling would have went all the way to the Wisconsin Supreme Court and I think we know how that ruling would have turned out for Stein.

All that happens now is a lot of vote counters get some overtime pay curtesy of Stein and soros money.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 04:11 AM (d76uN)

832 Fun with umlauts!

üäèÆß

Black Diamonds are forever................

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 04:14 AM (d76uN)

833 So, how long will WI take if they aren't hand-counted? That was the issue - whether or not it would be done by the deadline on the13th, right?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 04:22 AM (tHwdc)

834 828
The reason for this recount is really a puzzle, but the request for a
hand count might be to slow roll the recount throwing Wisconsin out of
the picture.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2016 04:07 AM (5sOEp)

I posted a link to a site with the "real" reason several days ago. That was postulated that they want to keep any candidate from getting 270 by forcing a recount that delays certification of the electors beyond the federally mandated due date.
One Moron say that has been "debunked" but provides to no link or evidence that it has. And I have a new link today that also alludes to that strategy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 04:25 AM (mpXpK)

835 The Wisconsin recount has to be done by Midnight of the 12.

The issues are many. There is a lot of mis-information floating around.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 04:25 AM (d76uN)

836 833
So, how long will WI take if they aren't hand-counted? That was the
issue - whether or not it would be done by the deadline on the13th,
right?


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 04:22 AM (tHwdc)

She is suing to do that in WI (I have a link today) but she will have to get all three States and not just WI to implement that "certification" strategy. And she has already missed the due date in one of those States as well.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 04:27 AM (mpXpK)

837 The WaEx posted two days ago that she missed the due date for PA and they probably have it right.


http://washex.am/2fFBVKC

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 04:33 AM (mpXpK)

838 Off to fix some breakfast. BBL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 04:35 AM (mpXpK)

839 Here is the actual law.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/3/5

If now law or court order is in place by Dec 13, the Electors can and will be appointed. Now if the Electors are not appointed then I refer you to this.

http://www.usconstitution.net/xconst_A2Sec1.html

When the Electors meet if one has the majority then he wins.

Bottom line. Even if all three States do not appoint any Electors, PE Trump still wins. 258-232 IIRC.

Precedent is Lincoln's election in 1864 when the slave states of the south did not participate.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 04:36 AM (d76uN)

840 why in the world would a court support her petition when she doesn't even try to show cause? she doesn't and can't produce a bit of evidence of voter fraud, just a mere hypothetical. and based on that maybe she's asking the courts to break legislated rules to force a recount?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 30, 2016 04:36 AM (WTSFk)

841 Here's the Dennis Prager article: 10 reasons left-wingers cut Trump voters from their lives

http://tinyurl.com/hb9wmjp

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 04:39 AM (tHwdc)

842 The election only goes to the HoR if no one has the majority of appointed electors.

Not happening.

Donald J. Trump is the next President of the United States, with or without the recount States.

All soros and klintoon are doing is setting up another try at the "selected not elected" gambit they pulled with shrub.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 04:40 AM (d76uN)

843 So you're saying ...

Hillary will never be President of the United States?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2016 04:43 AM (VdICR)

844 Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2016 04:43 AM (VdICR)

That is correct.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 04:45 AM (d76uN)

845 Three weeks and I'm still not tired of hearing that.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 04:45 AM (tHwdc)

846 There has been a lot of speculation. A lot of worrying over exactly nothing.

People have stated so much mis-information they heard from the mfm or read online.

It's frustrating but amusing at the same time.

People can't take the time to do a bit of basic research?
Don't trust me, read the laws yourself and see if you come to a different conclusion.

One last thing.

Beware the "experts". That is all.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 04:50 AM (d76uN)

847 Everybody in the universe has agreed throughout history since we have had 50 States you need 279 electors.


The voters "appoint" the electors, the State then certifies the election.


But all of that is moot now for that strategy is out the window since she can not file a recount in PA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 04:55 AM (mpXpK)

848 270 not 279

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 04:56 AM (mpXpK)

849 Mornin'.

All I know is, prosecuting the FAB better be back on the table. If the chatter is correct and they had a "deal" that if she conceded and went away she wouldn't be prosecuted, then the deal should be off.

Remember the very first words Trump spoke in his victory speech? "Sorry to keep you waiting-complicated business. I have just received a call from Secretary Clinton..."

I think we now know what that "complicated business" was, and the FAB has violated her end of it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 05:01 AM (WlGX+)

850 Everybody in the universe has agreed throughout history since we have had 50 States you need 279 electors.

But only if those states actually appoint electors. Re read this

http://www.usconstitution.net/xconst_A2Sec1.html


This counts. Everybody in the universe can go pound some sand.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 05:02 AM (d76uN)

851 But only if those states actually appoint electors. Re read this



http://www.usconstitution.net/xconst_A2Sec1.html





This counts. Everybody in the universe can go pound some sand.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 05:02 AM (d76uN)

The States do NOT appoint the electors, the voters do. But the States must certify that the election was legal. Sates failing to certify a majority of electors has happened once before. The vote did go to the House. That was 1877, The electors from the South were "challenged" and thrown out. Again this harkens back to the civil war which is BAD precedent because a lot of stuff was done of dubious legality. But the South agreed to the Republican pick in the House because of another "deal", removal of all union troops from the South.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 05:15 AM (mpXpK)

852
This counts. Everybody in the universe can go pound some sand.



Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 05:02 AM (d76uN)


I disagree and we have to agree to disagree. The whole thing rests on what "appoint" means and who does it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 05:16 AM (mpXpK)

853 849 Remember the very first words Trump spoke in his
victory speech? "Sorry to keep you waiting-complicated business. I
have just received a call from Secretary Clinton..."



I think we now know what that "complicated business" was, and the FAB has violated her end of it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 05:01 AM (WlGX+)


Recall yesterday (or the day before) Trump said all that "walking back his campaign promises" were a pack of lies from the press.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 05:18 AM (mpXpK)

854 "Red states, blue states" is a relatively recent term. I remembered reading about this and found it.


http://tinyurl.com/gtl9s8o

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 05:20 AM (tHwdc)

855 Well, it's nap time for me. Catch you guys later.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 05:22 AM (tHwdc)

856 854
"Red states, blue states" is a relatively recent term. I remembered reading about this and found it.


http://tinyurl.com/gtl9s8o


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 05:20 AM (tHwdc)

Yes I remember that. The Dems wanted blue because they did not want to reinforce the fact that they were communists.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 05:24 AM (mpXpK)

857 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 05:20 AM (tHwdc)

There's full coverage of the 1980 election night on YouTube. It's fun watching Reagan win what are now impossible states for Repubs like CA and NY, but sure is disconcerting that the states on the electoral map turn blue for Reagan!

Man, that one was over before it started. States were being called within seconds of polls closing. Great nostalgic viewing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 05:24 AM (WlGX+)

858 Here's the link to NBC's coverage of the 1980 clobberin', with the red and blue reversed on the map.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j6as2hl

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 05:27 AM (WlGX+)

859 http://www.usconstitution.net/xconst_A2Sec1.html


Read it again.

Hint: If one person has the majority of Appointed electors, that person wins.

So if all three states fail to appoint electors at time the Electoral College meets, PE Trump wins. This is according to our Constitution, not my personal opinion about who appoints Electors.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 05:30 AM (d76uN)

860
So if all three states fail to appoint electors
at time the Electoral College meets, PE Trump wins. This is according to
our Constitution, not my personal opinion about who appoints Electors.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 05:30 AM (d76uN)


The Constitution says the voters appoint and that is not opinion

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 05:35 AM (mpXpK)

861 I'm not arguing about who appoints electors Vic.

In fact I'm not arguing at all.

http://www.usconstitution.net/xconst_A2Sec1.html


It's all spelled out right there in the Constitution.

Argue with it Vic. I'm done with the subject.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 05:40 AM (d76uN)

862 BTW, the only mention of certification in the 12th amendment which is what our Constitution is now for the electoral college is that the electors for each State shall list all the persons voted for by them and "certify" that their list is correct.


It makes no mention of a requirement for the State governor, or any of his minions or agencies to do anything. So as long as an elector has been "elected" he becomes part of the count. Whether or not the State has to certify the electors' election has never been adjudicated but it has been a long established precedent.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 05:46 AM (mpXpK)

863 Here is Heritage's statement on it that I have for today's links:


Heritage talks about Jillie's effort to force recounts. And they have a statement in their article that supports the claim that the whole thing is a scam to cause no candidate to get 270 and force the election into the House.


If states are required to do hand recounts, some are concerned it would hold up certification, and prevent either candidate from collecting the 270 Electoral College votes needed to ensure victory.


But now we know MI has recently done their "certification" so that plan is out the window now. (yesterday's link http://fxn.ws/2fumHNe)


http://fxn.ws/2gAVzw0


So even though the issue is "moot", as they say in court, I rest my case.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

864 The bottom line is PE Trump will be POTUS with or without the electors from the recount states.

I don't see why this is so hard to understand.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 30, 2016 06:00 AM (d76uN)

865 Matt Damon.

Posted by: Matt Damon at November 30, 2016 06:04 AM (rH4JY)

866 Just typing this because before I finish the morning thread will pop up and a Yuuuge number of morning people will appear.

Posted by: teej at November 30, 2016 06:13 AM (JEx0Z)

867 Okay, so I was wrong.
Won't be the last time today.
But at least I won't be at work.

Posted by: teej at November 30, 2016 06:15 AM (JEx0Z)

868 Also this from a discourse on the electoral procedure act of 1870.


How to Count to 270: The Electoral Count Act and the Election of 2000


The somewhat circular phrasing may make it less than obvious, but this
provision embodies both a substantive and procedural standard.
Substantively, the provision states that if a state submits only a
single return, its vote(s) cannot be rejected unless not "regularly
given" or the electors not "lawfully certified." Procedurally, it states
that the vote(s) cannot be rejected unless both houses agree they were not regularly given or the electors not lawfully certified.




So again the question is moot. PA votes have been legally certified. . .unless BOTH houses of congress say they are not.


http://bit.ly/2gB7o59

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

869 I see above some talk of the 1980 election and how quickly it was called. Lefty friends of ours were telling us how on that day they were having a big election party at their house to watch the returns and celebrate.
The election was called before they got home from work.

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2016 06:21 AM (8ikIW)

870 201 "Doggie is bugging me for something. Doesn't seem to want to go out. Had
several biscuits. Water dish is full. But she's fretting about
something."

Check the well, please.

Posted by: Timmy at November 29, 2016 10:58 PM (XoldI)

Best answer. Cracked me up.

Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2016 06:27 AM (uaHyk)

871 BTW here is info on the lawyer who wrote that article about the electoral count law from his blog:


Michael Stern specializes in legal issues affecting Congress, including
congressional ethics, elections, investigations, and lobbying. He served
as Senior Counsel to the U.S. House of Representatives from 1996 to 2004. He later served
as Deputy Staff Director for Investigations for the Senate Committee on
Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs and Special Counsel to the
House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence. He co-chairs the D.C.
Bar's Administrative Law and Agency Practice Section and serves on the
ABA Task Force on Lobbying Reform. Needless to say, the views expressed
here are entirely his own, and should in no way be ascribed to the DC
Bar, the ABA, or, heaven forfend, the United States Congress.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 06:28 AM (mpXpK)

872 G,morning, all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2016 06:31 AM (J+eG2)

873 869 I see above some talk of the 1980 election and how quickly it was called

A very young Chris Wallace is in that clip. NBC reporter at the time. Voice is still exactly the same.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 06:31 AM (WlGX+)

874 And JJ should be up soon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)

875 873 A very young Chris Wallace is in that clip. NBC reporter at the time. Voice is still exactly the same.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 06:31 AM (WlGX+)

Was he a liberal idiot then too?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 06:33 AM (mpXpK)

876 Was he a liberal idiot then too?

They played it a lot straighter in those days, I tell ya. A lot of talk about how DC was going to change, but none of the freakouts like we're used to now. And they managed to get through the broadcast without calling Reagan a racist, fascist or Hitler.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 06:34 AM (WlGX+)

877 That is a funny work cartoon; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2016 06:35 AM (tOcW/)

878 876 They played it a lot straighter in those days, I
tell ya. A lot of talk about how DC was going to change, but none of
the freakouts like we're used to now. And they managed to get through
the broadcast without calling Reagan a racist, fascist or Hitler.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 06:34 AM (WlGX+)

Hell I go back to Edward R. Murrow days and we thought he played it all straight then too. We have since found out that he didn't. He was a liberal Democrat too. We didn't have an Internet then.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

879 Morning all.

Anything worth noticing going on in the world today?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2016 06:40 AM (rgZEV)

880 879
Morning all.



Anything worth noticing going on in the world today?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2016 06:40 AM (rgZEV)

7 pp worth coming up on the morning thread

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 06:41 AM (mpXpK)

881 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 30, 2016 01:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

I've always thought that Ace could make a bit of extra money by setting up a dating service connected with this site. So many interesting., amusing single people with the same political and often religious background. Instead of e-harmony it could be called e-morony. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2016 06:42 AM (tOcW/)

882
Anything worth noticing going on in the world today?

Apparently not

Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2016 06:44 AM (2RVmA)

883 I see that Trump had dinner in NY last night with Romney and Priebus. Trump and Priebus had steak, and Romney had lamb chops.

Whatever could it mean?!?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2016 06:48 AM (rgZEV)

884 I'm alive & well. You?

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at November 30, 2016 06:49 AM (RR9wF)

885 So the plan of the Bow tie brigade was to have the green party force the election to the house so Ryan could pick MCMUFFIN?

Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2016 06:50 AM (2RVmA)

886 JJ up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2016 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

887 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2016 06:51 AM (sUwfN)

888 The reporting back in the 50s and 60s might have been less obviously liberal but it was just as BS inaccurate. The bias in Murrow's broadcast, the ABSOLUTE lies from Dan Rather in Nam and Walter Cronkite (spits) are prime examples. And their power to ignore mattered as well. It was one thing not showing FDR in his wheelchair. It was something else covering up all the Kennedy perversion during the Camelot BS.

Living through those times has not led to any belief in the media, which probably saves me time by being able to ignore them. I get more and timelier info here on Ace. Seriously.

Posted by: JTB at November 30, 2016 06:52 AM (V+03K)

889 Oh I'm not saying they weren't biased in 1980, just that the tone was a lot different. They PLAYED it straighter. Emphasis on "played."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 30, 2016 06:54 AM (WlGX+)

890 I've always thought that Ace could make a bit of
extra money by setting up a dating service connected with this site. So
many interesting., amusing single people with the same political and
often religious background. Instead of e-harmony it could be called
e-morony. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2016 06:42 AM (tOcW/)


That's hilarious!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 30, 2016 02:37 PM (tHwdc)

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