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Overnight Open Thread (19 Nov 2016)

So today is International Men's Day. I'm surprised this is even allowed with all that BS talk about male privilege. And sure enough, here ya go. James Bond sends 'toxic' message about masculinity, says British Member of Parliament.

College Today

Is this what students are going into six figure debt for? Pitt's School of Social Work Bull Shit encouraged students to attend an anti-Trump rally, and encouraged professors to offer extra credit for students who attend. Do they offer the same credits to those who aren't anti-Trump to attend a rally of their choice?

Progressivism

I really hope this is true. Obama was the high-water mark of progressivism.

Another Brick In The Wall

Android Rootkit

Powerful backdoor/rootkit found preinstalled on 3 million Android phones. Ugh.

Fake Hate Crimes

Seems to be the thing now these days. Swastikas, 'Go Trump' graffiti deface children's playground in Brooklyn. Yeah, that's a hotbed of Trump support. Plus, I would think if it was white supremacists doing this, they'd probably know how to paint a swastika correctly.

Smoke On The Water

The animated video about the fire that inspired 'Smoke on The Water'.

Cyber Security

Two years after super-hack (was it really a hack?) of US secrets, White House agency getting worse at cyber-defense.

Santa Claus

Florida mall Santa replaced for telling child Hillary Clinton is on 'Naughty List'. This lady's devotion to her false deity has caused someone to lose their job. Good job lady. Ever hear of taking a fucking joke? I'm sure if Santa had said Trump was on the naughty list, she'd have no problem with it. Hope you get coal in your stockings for Christmas Miss Perpetually Offended.

The MSM Helped Trump

How the liberal media accidentally helped Trump.

In response to this blanket side-picking, most Americans just decided to tune the media out - because they knew they weren’t honest brokers.

Whenever a news outlet would unveil yet another hit piece on Trump, it would largely fall on deaf ears instead of having an impact on the race.


Yup. This part I don't think will help them either.
If they want to get their good name back, and recapture the attention of half of America, there's only one way to do it - go back to playing it straight.

The only true measure that the media is taking their duties seriously is if they go after stories harmful to Democrats and their precious narrative. I don't see that ever happening.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the Phrog of War: Flying and fighting in the CH-46:

Top cat pic via

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Comments

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1 Good Evening!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 10:24 PM (d76uN)

2 I so despise saying "first" but First!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 10:25 PM (d76uN)

3 And I win the Trifecta.....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 10:25 PM (d76uN)

4 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2016 10:26 PM (eReUo)

5 Found the kitty.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2016 10:26 PM (pyZce)

6 Found the kitty.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2016 10:26 PM (pyZce)

7

Pink Floyd on teh shamisen? Is this actually a thinly-disguised Yoko link?

Posted by: Arbalest at November 19, 2016 10:26 PM (FlRtG)

8 Holy cow!

It's been agaes since I had a double post.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2016 10:26 PM (pyZce)

9 Thanks for the ONT CDR M.


I don't think the media will ever get their credibility back.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 19, 2016 10:27 PM (GHjXJ)

10 Why exactly are the wheels of that helicopter down?

Posted by: JB1000 at November 19, 2016 10:28 PM (JVww9)

11 >>Pink Floyd on teh shamisen?


I read on the Internet that it syncs up perfectly with 'Enter the Dragon'.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2016 10:29 PM (pyZce)

12 There is no way the "media" can get their good name back. They have been working a good Century at tarnishing it to the point where the Inquirer is more believable than usa today.

Good luck with that though.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 10:30 PM (d76uN)

13 2 I so despise saying "first" but First!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
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Yeah, I think it's gayer than Ben Affleck, but sometimes you have to pick the low hanging fruit. Inside curveball & all that...

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 10:30 PM (YIArM)

14 That chair's not empty!

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2016 10:31 PM (HwVbl)

15 Good evening.

Posted by: Catwrangler at November 19, 2016 10:31 PM (ue+Wr)

16 F'ing Dan Rather is lecturing all and sundry on Facebook. His first sentence of his post relating to "Hamilton":

Bullies are often thin-skinned, quick to overreact when challenged, and undone when people are no longer afraid to speak truth to their face.

My reaction: Dan, you described yourself with your first sentence. The audience showed unbelievably bad manners and the cast demonstrated the standard snotty declension that liberals generally show to their 'lessers'. Oh, and #ThatsWhyYouGotTrump.

Posted by: Dr Alice at November 19, 2016 10:31 PM (+8tiN)

17 >> Why exactly are the wheels of that helicopter down?


That picture was taken last Wednesday.

That's actually a sea of Pudding.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2016 10:32 PM (pyZce)

18 Now, to read the post.

Posted by: Dr Alice at November 19, 2016 10:32 PM (+8tiN)

19 17 >> Why exactly are the wheels of that helicopter down?


That picture was taken last Wednesday.

That's actually a sea of Pudding.


Well, as long as there was a good reason.

Posted by: JB1000 at November 19, 2016 10:33 PM (JVww9)

20 Just got back from Dr. Strange movie, pretty good, but thought with all the "mystical" talk there would be more praying.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 19, 2016 10:34 PM (BS8yt)

21 garrett - Yup, first double post I've seen in 6-8 months.

Posted by: El Barko Supremo at November 19, 2016 10:34 PM (ZIFyZ)

22 Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 10:30 PM (YIArM)

That'll be my quota for a few months. I figured it had been up a while, even perused the content.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 10:35 PM (d76uN)

23 Hello gentlefappers and other ONTers.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2016 10:36 PM (cJrMO)

24 / Barko sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 10:36 PM (ZIFyZ)

25 Another Brick In The Wall

Man, I don't recognize the song at all.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2016 10:36 PM (HwVbl)

26 This Amy Shumer person is ugly and needy.

Posted by: Gimmegrant at November 19, 2016 10:37 PM (ssBXI)

27 F'ing spying chinese. Cirrus Aircraft sucks.

Posted by: jacke at November 19, 2016 10:37 PM (fO+6C)

28 >>Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2016 10:36 PM (HwVbl)


It was on AC/DC's 3rd album.
Big hit in Australia.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2016 10:37 PM (pyZce)

29 the Santa deserves to get fired. Injecting politics into Christmas is a low thing to do.

Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 19, 2016 10:37 PM (Jen0I)

30 Another Brick In The Wall sucked when Waters, Barrett & Gilmour did it.
I'm not putting myself through that Rozen teen with a katana video if you pay me.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 10:38 PM (YIArM)

31 This Amy Shumer person is ugly and needy.

I know, right?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 19, 2016 10:38 PM (eReUo)

32 In response to this blanket side-picking, most Americans just decided to tune the media out - because they knew they weren't honest brokers.

Whenever a news outlet would unveil yet another hit piece on Trump, it would largely fall on deaf ears instead of having an impact on the race.


This isn't because people all-of-a-sudden decided that the MFM weren't honest. It was because the attacks were clearly bullshit, themselves. Either they were obviously untrue or they were totally ridiculous. These attacks, BTW, didn't just come from the MFM. They came from the Vichy GOP, too.

The MFM didn't help elect Trump. The MFM still probably cost Trump 5 or 6 percent, at the very least.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2016 10:39 PM (zc3Db)

33 Helo casting from the CH-46 Sea Knight aka the Imperial Battle PHROG!

Where have those 30 years gone?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 19, 2016 10:40 PM (uWAzI)

34 This Amy Shumer person is ugly and needy.

I know, right?
Posted by: Lena Dunham
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No one ever calls me anymore...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 19, 2016 10:40 PM (ZIFyZ)

35
Kitty being a jerk:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFORUnGSP0s

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2016 10:41 PM (kdS6q)

36 Some stupid with a flair pen drew a swastika on the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2016 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

37 There is no way the "media" can get their good name back. They have been
working a good Century at tarnishing it to the point where the Inquirer
is more believable than usa today.
---
Assuming we don't collapse to stone age levels, I'm sure there will eventually be a 'media' that's credible again.

I doubt whether much of anyone who considers themselves 'media' today will be counted among them.

*I don't consider blogs like this one to be media since this is more a discussion of news reported elsewhere. It's those elsewheres I expect to be replaced.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2016 10:41 PM (3Liv/)

38 And yes, it's cold here these days.
I like to keep my socks on. Sue me.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 10:41 PM (YIArM)

39 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800072896928313345

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800073036774969344

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800073147529576451

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800073595317788676

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2016 10:41 PM (Ya7zs)

40 Un chat cultive prefere Chablis.

Posted by: pinot noir at November 19, 2016 10:41 PM (uyrlv)

41 Ok, so we blew the election. Our bad. We weren't fair. But we'll do better. Starting now: JEFF SESSIONS IS A KKK GRANDMASTER! THE TRUMP TRANSITION IS A TRAINWRECK! THE WORLD IS ON THE BRINK!

Posted by: Corrupt Media at November 19, 2016 10:42 PM (ssBXI)

42 More Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800074637614915584

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800074761908916225

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800074894897741824

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800074996513050624

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2016 10:42 PM (Ya7zs)

43 And yes, it's cold here these days.
I like to keep my socks on. Sue me.
Posted by: Chi
----------------

Yeah, I've got a pair of heavy Wigwam ragg wool bedsocks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 10:43 PM (ZIFyZ)

44 "EFF SESSIONS IS A KKK GRANDMASTER! THE TRUMP TRANSITION IS A TRAINWRECK! THE WORLD IS ON THE BRINK!"

Well now, isn't that special!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 10:43 PM (d76uN)

45 There is an actual "toxic masculinity" today: it's a thing we used to call "femininity," and it has been adopted by far too many modern "men".

Posted by: holygoat at November 19, 2016 10:44 PM (DbBV5)

46 Calling for the low 20's tonight. It was 72 deg. yesterday

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 10:45 PM (ZIFyZ)

47 The nut at the very top-center of the hub on a set of helicopter rotors, is known as the "Jesus Nut". This is a true fact.

The wheels are down, cause you never know when Jesus might choose to walk on the water.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2016 10:45 PM (v5iqM)

48 Evening, ONT'ers! Dinner on the grill. New kitty is exploring the house, getting to learn the no-go zones around the doggie. Like, f'rinstance, doggie's food dish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 10:47 PM (bY0uH)

49 The MSM is counterattacking with the "Fake News" websites. Maybe Google, Farcebook, and Twitter can use the list of a SJW wacko feminist from Merrimack College, but after 1/20/17 they'll no longer have the blessing of the Executive Branch. Maybe they won't have special tax and regulatory breaks either.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2016 10:48 PM (Ya7zs)

50 AOP - So, the dog is okay with the cat, and vice versa?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 10:48 PM (ZIFyZ)

51 Yeah, I've got a pair of heavy Wigwam ragg wool bedsocks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 10:43 PM (ZIFyZ)

Wigwam Merino Light Hikers are my standard everyday wear sock. I need some new ones. Not easy to find in stores.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 10:49 PM (bY0uH)

52 AOP - So, the dog is okay with the cat, and vice versa?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 10:48 PM (ZIFyZ)

They are tense, sometimes. Mutual butt-sniffing, kitty rolled over and pawed at dog's ears. Dog grew up with a cat in the house, but now figures she has seniority. Cat not quite sure where she fits in. I think they will be OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 10:51 PM (bY0uH)

53 So today is International Men's Day.

So are we all supposed to sit around and read the International Male Catalog or something?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2016 10:51 PM (Yg871)

54 Maybe they won't have special tax and regulatory breaks either.
---
Maybe someone will look into what sorts of contributions they gave the dems with respect to data mining, and whether those were reported adequately.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2016 10:51 PM (3Liv/)

55 Today one of the news stations (Fox? CNN?) had a listing of maybe 20 cities that vowed to remain sanctuary cities. I hope that Trump cuts all their federal funding (I live in Los Angeles, and it is one of those cities. We deserve it if he does.)

Posted by: Dr Alice at November 19, 2016 10:51 PM (+8tiN)

56 Penn State looks good. Really good. Then again there playing Soprano U so...... (Rutgers)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2016 10:52 PM (tT/X6)

57 The MSM is counterattacking with the "Fake News" websites. Maybe Google, Farcebook, and Twitter can use the list of a SJW wacko feminist from Merrimack College, but after 1/20/17 they'll no longer have the blessing of the Executive Branch. Maybe they won't have special tax and regulatory breaks either.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2016 10:48 PM (Ya7zs)

Heh. Most of the actual "fake news" websites were products of the Soros front group, Media Matters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 10:52 PM (bY0uH)

58
44 "EFF SESSIONS IS A KKK GRANDMASTER! THE TRUMP TRANSITION IS A TRAINWRECK! THE WORLD IS ON THE BRINK!"

Well now, isn't that special!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 10:43 PM (d76uN)



They claimed that Trump wasn't really running and wouldn't even file the paperwork. Then it was he wouldn't even win a primary. Then he wouldn't win the nomination. Then he wouldn't win the presidency. Now its his transition team is a disaster.

God I really hope they keep claiming that there is no way he'll get Obamacare repealed, or build the border wall.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2016 10:53 PM (bMG0w)

59 And anyway, I faintly recall that CH-46 wheels don't retract. Those pods that look like the wheel pods on a Sikorsky 'copter....fuel, I believe.

I'd be quite happy to get a new run of '46, with modern, ugraded engines, transmissions and all the other gear that keeps 'em flying.

Just simply a tremendous asset for a fraction of the price of an Osprey.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2016 10:53 PM (v5iqM)

60 The MSM media has not learned anything they are in fact doubling down.

Just check out CNN, ABC, CBS, etc.

Oh and believe it or not I heard the first, Homelessness is on the rise news spot on the radio this Friday while driving home from work.

They are simply going to dust off the same old and tired playbook.

The difference about having a Democrat run as a Republican is that he fights.

Hopefully he can transfer some of his spine to Ryan and McConnel.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2016 10:54 PM (+lv+r)

61 Film's idealization of stoic heroes can have devastating real-world consequences, Caroline Dinenage said, specifically mentioning James Bond, Gordon Gekko, and Steven Seagal's action heroes.


Taking women seriously without exercise of studious judgment can also have irritating and undesirable real-world consequences.

Young Dinenage leaps to mind in this connection.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2016 10:54 PM (SRKgf)

62 The CH-46 did not have retracting wheels, it was a medium lift used to carry 13 combat loaded Marines, but by the time we were in Iraq max load was 7 combat loaded Marines. The Phrogs were a good platform for a long time.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 19, 2016 10:54 PM (uWAzI)

63 "The difference about having a Democrat run as a Republican is that he fights.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2016 10:54 PM (+lv+r)"

Heh heh, I never considered this, but it makes sense.

Posted by: holygoat at November 19, 2016 10:55 PM (DbBV5)

64 Another Brick In The Wall

She doesn't look English, and she's not playing a Western instrument. Isn't she guilty of cultural appropriation?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 19, 2016 10:56 PM (sdi6R)

65 And yes, it's cold here these days.
I like to keep my socks on. Sue me.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 10:41

LOL, you caught me at that on the Gardening Thread.

I was socking John Podesta after skip wanted to get a pizza. He never caught on, said he liked pepperoni. I said go to Besta Pizza.

Luv ya Skip.

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2016 10:57 PM (o/90i)

66 Oh and believe it or not I heard the first, Homelessness is on the rise news spot on the radio this Friday while driving home from work.

They are simply going to dust off the same old and tired playbook.

The difference about having a Democrat run as a Republican is that he fights.

Hopefully he can transfer some of his spine to Ryan and McConnel.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2016 10:54 PM (+lv+r)

"Homelessness is on the rise". Assume for a moment that it's true. Who is responsible? Can't be Trump, he doesn't even take office until Jan. 20. Got to be the Lightbringer.

And if you believe the homeless are such because of economic conditions, and not multiple personal flaws, then it stands to reason that there would a lag of several months at least before Trumpian economic actions filtered down to the "vulnerable", and punted them out of work.

So, B.S.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 10:57 PM (bY0uH)

67 53 So today is International Men's Day.

So are we all supposed to sit around and read the International Male Catalog or something?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2016 10:51 PM (Yg871)


No, I think we're all supposed to do penance.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 19, 2016 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

68 The CH-46 did not have retracting wheels, it was a medium lift used to carry 13 combat loaded Marines, but by the time we were in Iraq max load was 7 combat loaded Marines. The Phrogs were a good platform for a long time.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 19, 2016 10:54 PM (uWAzI)



No way The Marines got that fat, dude.

Here, have a new M.R.E. They're from Jenny Craig.

/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2016 10:59 PM (v5iqM)

69 Young Dinenage leaps to mind in this connection.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2016 10:54 PM (SRKgf)

I saw that, and read "dime bag". Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 10:59 PM (bY0uH)

70 59
And anyway, I faintly recall that CH-46 wheels don't retract. Those
pods that look like the wheel pods on a Sikorsky 'copter....fuel, I
believe.



I'd be quite happy to get a new run of '46, with modern, ugraded
engines, transmissions and all the other gear that keeps 'em flying.



Just simply a tremendous asset for a fraction of the price of an Osprey.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

The Osprey is a great aviation platform, see them fly over the house daily and traveled the hinterlands of Afghanistan in them. But the Phrog was more flexible, could fly nap of the earth and could actually carry gear and personnel more comfortably than the cabin of the Osprey.
But the transitions on the Osprey from vert to horizontal and back were so very cool, the aft end dropped and it felt like a roller coaster ride. Just hold on to your stuff.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 19, 2016 10:59 PM (uWAzI)

71 I think one of the more lasting effects of the media being discredited is that Trump kind of has a free reign to do whatever he wants.


The news media went full tilt against Trump, citizens saw their bias and tuned Trump out. Any *scandals* the news media reports against Trump or anyone in his next government is going to be brushed aside.



Even if a scandal were to be legitimate, the media has cried wolf too often to be believed. Trump kind of has free reign to do what he wants...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 19, 2016 10:59 PM (GHjXJ)

72 The CH-46 is yet another antique that the military has to fly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:00 PM (kJll+)

73 So today is International Men's Day.

So are we all supposed to sit around and read the International Male Catalog or something?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2016 10:51 PM (Yg871)

No, I think we're all supposed to do penance.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable
****

Penance? Who's she?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 19, 2016 11:00 PM (hVdx9)

74

Report:

Back from Stop & Shop. Was gonna try Tombstone but they don't carry it. Bought DiGiornio's Supreme instead.

Also: purchased a 6-pack of hard root beer made by Coney Island brewing co. Never heard of it. Almost bought Blue Moon.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:00 PM (t9/mo)

75 Today I reaped the benefit of not being stupid for once in my life.

Woke up this morning, and found the second hard drive on my computer, where I keep all of my photos and videos, had died completely. Windows couldn't even try to initialize the disk.

Went to Best Buy, bought a new hard drive, stuck it in, formatted it in seconds. And I have been backing up the drive every Sunday.

Restoring 1.6 TB of data as we speak from a backup on 11/13. Very very minor amount of data lost.

Bullet dodged.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 19, 2016 11:01 PM (wfDW1)

76
Dammit, I forgot to buy a can of pineapples!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:01 PM (t9/mo)

77 Oh and believe it or not I heard the first, Homelessness is on the rise
news spot on the radio this Friday while driving home from work.


8 years and counting.
First time the media has noticed....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 19, 2016 11:01 PM (GHjXJ)

78 Guess my veggies might steam better if I turned on the burner under them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:01 PM (bY0uH)

79 @66

Well they have to start somewhere so they are laying the groundwork before he takes office.

Also "coincidently" the FED has decided after 8 years of near or zero interest rates they are going to raise them.

It's going to be harder to deal with the debt that the SCOAMF has run up with higher interest rates.

Look for more of this crap before the big guy takes the Oath.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2016 11:02 PM (+lv+r)

80 Check that Women Playing Stairway to Heaven

Posted by: Evilpens at November 19, 2016 11:02 PM (y3aQB)

81 66: Got to be the Lightbringer.


The Precious is NOT to blame. You underclass are!! He is the mighty God King who crossed the Potomac on top of his Mighty Unicorn Steed to deliver YOU all from YOUR sins!! You all have disappointed Him so.

Posted by: MSM High Priests at November 19, 2016 11:02 PM (tT/X6)

82 No way The Marines got that fat, dude.



Here, have a new M.R.E. They're from Jenny Craig.



/snrk





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2016 10:59 PM (v5iqM)

Marines got swole dude, do you even lift???? Poor phrogs were just worn out. This spring the last 4 phrogs of the Marine Rescue Squadron (Pedros) flew their last formation flight with their retirement. Not sure if that capability will return.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 19, 2016 11:04 PM (uWAzI)

83
I like how President Trump* took it personally that those actors ambushed and embarrassed his vice president in his own city.

Trump is stand up.


*I call him President Trump because he's my president more than anyone else is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:04 PM (t9/mo)

84 Kreplach @ 79 - The Donald strikes me as the kind of guy who won't take this shit lying down like GWB.

Posted by: Butch at November 19, 2016 11:04 PM (hXu8T)

85 "Homelessness is on the rise". Assume for a moment that it's true. Who is responsible? Can't be Trump, he doesn't even take office until Jan. 20. Got to be the Lightbringer.

And if you believe the homeless are such because of economic conditions, and not multiple personal flaws, then it stands to reason that there would a lag of several months at least before Trumpian economic actions filtered down to the "vulnerable", and punted them out of work.

So, B.S.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 10:57 PM (bY0uH)

=====

You assume that many people down here think critically about the news as reported. This is not a good assumption.

There is a massive tent city right outside of Atlanta. Been there for 10+ years. It was small to start with, but came to be its current configuration. Have you ever seen any media reports about this, ever? Of course not.

Within 6 months of the Inauguration, you will see it and a lot more. Fortunately, I see Trump as a guy who will call out the 8 year media blackout.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 19, 2016 11:05 PM (U77o1)

86 Woke up this morning, and found the second hard drive on my computer, where I keep all of my photos and videos, had died completely. Windows couldn't even try to initialize the disk.

Went to Best Buy, bought a new hard drive, stuck it in, formatted it in seconds. And I have been backing up the drive every Sunday.

Restoring 1.6 TB of data as we speak from a backup on 11/13. Very very minor amount of data lost.

Bullet dodged.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 19, 2016 11:01 PM (wfDW1)

Download a copy of "Hiren's Boot Disk". You can find it on several trustworthy FTP sites. It contains some useful data recovery utilities.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:05 PM (bY0uH)

87 Oh and getting old sucks.

Got my progressive lenses today and it's taking a little getting used to.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2016 11:05 PM (+lv+r)

88 Doggie went outside, now kitten is on my shoulder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:05 PM (bY0uH)

89
I have never once called obama President Ob.... in all his time in office.

I call him obama. Always have.

And as far as I'm concerned he's Nothing. Donald Trump is my president.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:05 PM (t9/mo)

90 Still got in the box a Seagate 4TB external drive that was marked down at Wal-Mart from $106 to $25. Probably should set that up soon for backups.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:06 PM (kJll+)

91 Ugh, I hope I'm not alone in thinking this Hamilton fiasco is making those special snowflakes look like petulant children.

The number of of liberals on Facebook I am seeing who think this is such a grand idea is amazing.

Funny how we were the ones who were supposed to not accept the election results.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 19, 2016 11:06 PM (wfDW1)

92 76
Dammit, I forgot to buy a can of pineapples!

Posted by: Soothsayer
------------------

I go to the grocery store for one thing almost daily. I forget what I went for, and buy 15 things I didn't know I wanted.
Welcome to old age, mutherfu...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 11:07 PM (YIArM)

93 Amy Schumer doesn't matter. Lena Dunham doesn't matter. Saturday Night Live doesn't matter. The Daily Show doesn't matter. "Hamilton" doesn't matter. Beyonce doesn't matter. We beat them all & we only had Jon Voight & Chachi.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2016 11:07 PM (7qAYi)

94 Rates on the debt go up by 5 percentage points and you have a trillion dollars a year in additional interest payments. It cannot be paid. What happens then???

Posted by: Agitator at November 19, 2016 11:08 PM (Y14wL)

95 If they want to get their good name back, and recapture the attention of half of America, there's only one way to do it - go back to playing it straight.

oink


Posted by: Flying Pigs at November 19, 2016 11:08 PM (Tyii7)

96 78 Guess my veggies might steam better if I turned on the burner under them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You're heading south on Monday, right?
Say the word - this box is in the mail.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 11:09 PM (YIArM)

97 Rates on the debt go up by 5 percentage points and you have a trillion dollars a year in additional interest payments. It cannot be paid. What happens then???

Posted by: Agitator at November 19, 2016 11:08 PM (Y14wL)

Rates on existing debt don't go up. Until the bonds roll over.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:09 PM (bY0uH)

98 Thanks AOP - But really the only thing I lost is a couple Civ 6 save files, I haven't put anything new on that drive since the weekend. I won't die from losing those

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 19, 2016 11:10 PM (wfDW1)

99 Back in 98 I was installing stuff on a 46 at El Toro, the ops officer, a captain, was dismissive:. Why are you fixing these old things ... we're getting V22s soon". I bet him ten bucks that they would still be flying when he made Colonel ...

Posted by: Jean at November 19, 2016 11:10 PM (2RVmA)

100 You're heading south on Monday, right?
Say the word - this box is in the mail.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 11:09 PM (YIArM)

That's the plan right now. I think I can re-start my mail delivery via the Internet. Will have a shot at that later.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:11 PM (bY0uH)

101 Holy crap, Timbo, you got a hattrick on the ONT. Mad props!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:11 PM (tHwdc)

102 Also, YAY for International Men!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:12 PM (tHwdc)

103 I don't mind that Session guy. He makes some pretty good ales.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2016 11:12 PM (oAY8z)

104 "But really the only thing I lost is a couple Civ 6 save files,"

Speaking of Civ VI, how do you like it? I'll probably need a new system to play it anyway but any recommendation is welcome.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 11:13 PM (d76uN)

105 91: The number of of liberals on Facebook I am seeing who think this is such a grand idea is amazing.


Just remind them that THEY are the reason Trump is President.

Posted by: MSM High Priests at November 19, 2016 11:13 PM (tT/X6)

106 Domestic men rawk too! You nativists.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:13 PM (tHwdc)

107 there's something about a cat video that's just right. don't know why. you should do one every day.

... and it's high time
cymbaline
high time
cymbalinew
please wake me.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 19, 2016 11:13 PM (WTSFk)

108 There's hacking and then there is 'hacking'

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/selection-du-weekend-219-6.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:14 PM (kJll+)

109 Got my progressive lenses today and it's taking a little getting used to.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2016 11:05 PM (+lv+r) fnord (+lv+r)


Are you seeing signs of oppression everywhere?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:14 PM (wB8Tg)

110 I'm watching Olympus Has Fallen on TV. Trump needs to watch this before he takes office.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 19, 2016 11:14 PM (rCRL+)

111 I go to the grocery store for one thing almost daily. I forget what I went for, and buy 15 things I didn't know I wanted.
Welcome to old age, mutherfu...
Posted by: Chi
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I make a list... then forget the list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 11:15 PM (ZIFyZ)

112 Just remind them that THEY are the reason Trump is President.

Posted by: MSM High Priests at November 19, 2016 11:13 PM (tT/X6)

I did that very thing today on someone who posted about that Hamilton fiasco - favorably. The next hour was one fuckety-fuck crazy-ass ride.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:15 PM (tHwdc)

113 Are you seeing signs of oppression everywhere?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:14 PM (wB8Tg)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:15 PM (bY0uH)

114 off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2016 11:15 PM (tT/X6)

115 Rates on existing debt don't go up. Until the bonds roll over.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:09 PM (bY0uH)


Technically, of course you are correct, but things are different these days. It used to be that our national debt was concentrated in the long maturities so that the debt service wasn't so sensitive to current moves in interest rates. Nowadays, however, Barky and his junta have worked it so that the US national debt is now concentrated in the shortest maturities EVER and the bills (not notes or bonds, for the most part) have to be rolled over at very fast rates. We are extremely susceptible to moves in interest rates and they are reflected very quickly in changes in our debt service.

Barky and his gang of America-hating retards structured the debt this way because they wanted to have the lowest debt service possible, so what they essentially did was take us off of a fixed rate 30 year (which is pretty much how our maturity balance used to skew) and put us on a "cheaper" variable rate mortgage, as it were.

Bills are rolling over in massive numbers constantly and the new interest rates will hit them before you can blink. This has been a problem for over 5 years, now, and I have written comments addressing it every so often - because it was such a dangerous situation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2016 11:16 PM (zc3Db)

116 110 I'm watching Olympus Has Fallen on TV. Trump needs to watch this before he takes office.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 19, 2016 11:14 PM (rCRL+)

Didn't see that, but "London has Fallen" was awesome.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2016 11:16 PM (7qAYi)

117 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:11 PM (tHwdc)

Blind Squirrel Syndrome.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 11:16 PM (d76uN)

118 >>>Cat Video

Sometimes in life, your biggest problem is figuring out the best way to go upside some fool's head.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 19, 2016 11:16 PM (R+30W)

119 95
If they want to get their good name back, and recapture the attention
of half of America, there's only one way to do it - go back to playing
it straight.

Tonight in hockey, the Devils were en fuego as they rolled over the Tortured Souls 7-2 at the Hades/Soros Ice Arena. Beazulbub was a full terror netting the hat trick and adding 2 assists in the soul crushing victory.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 19, 2016 11:16 PM (uWAzI)

120 *tosses a Babel Fish to Merovign*

Guess should get back to writing. 6,000 words in arrears on story for NaNoWriMo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:16 PM (kJll+)

121 Hey everybody.

Did the Horde hear about the fad I read about at some conservative blogs, that people are claiming their name is Trump at Starbucks, so that the server staff have to call out "Trump" when the drink is ready?

I think it's a bad idea personally. You KNOW the staff is going to, among other things, get the name wrong on purpose. "Bump!" "Crump!" "Pump!" "Lump!" "Frump!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:17 PM (u8kLQ)

122 71---
....The news media went full tilt against Trump, citizens saw their bias and tuned Trump out. Any *scandals* the news media reports against Trump or anyone in his next government is going to be brushed aside.

Even if a scandal were to be legitimate, the media has cried wolf too often to be believed. Trump kind of has free reign to do what he wants...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 19, 2016 10:59 PM (GHjXJ)
---------------------------------
I strongly disagree--- but I hope you're right, in so far as appointments and lawful actions are concerned.

I certainly am glad to have a fighter in there and not a mushy sap like Bush. At least Trump won't roll over dead for the talking heads.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2016 11:17 PM (Nox3c)

123 Whenever a news outlet would unveil yet another hit piece on Trump, it would largely fall on deaf ears instead of having an impact on the race.

I said it on another thread. They've destroyed their own credibility. If Trump makes a misstep, and he will, they all do, when the media does their stories, we won't listen, because we'll assume that they're just doing their usual hatchet job on the Republican.

I used to flip through all of the news networks, I don't bother anymore. They've hurt themselves and they're too stupid to know it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2016 11:17 PM (+lVUW)

124 oh fuck me! Barrel!!!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:17 PM (tHwdc)

125 I think it's a bad idea personally. You KNOW the staff is going to, among other things, get the name wrong on purpose. "Bump!" "Crump!" "Pump!" "Lump!" "Frump!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:17 PM (u8kLQ)

"Bump's not here."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:18 PM (bY0uH)

126 I make a list... then forget the list.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 11:15 PM (ZIFyZ)

=======

I go on the Publix site. Shop there and store a list, including fresh stuff. The morning I am going to go, I hit checkout. All of it is packed and waiting for me.

I normally walk the aisles just to see if I forgot something or missed a great deal. 20 minutes and I am done for the week.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 19, 2016 11:18 PM (U77o1)

127 Miley, report to the Barrel.

*turns on Grail Sign outside The Barrel*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:18 PM (kJll+)

128 "But really the only thing I lost is a couple Civ 6 save files,"

Speaking of Civ VI, how do you like it? I'll probably need a new system to play it anyway but any recommendation is welcome.

---------------

I'm liking it a whole lot. Still has some balance issues which they will need to fix over time, but I'm liking it better than Civ V. It is different, you have to change a lot of strategies. Mostly the game is smarter, although it still does some really dumb things at times. The Aztecs attacked my army of cannons with Eagle Warriors, then whined for a thousand years about how I was occupying their capital.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 19, 2016 11:19 PM (wfDW1)

129 Come to me, Miley.

Posted by: Barrel at November 19, 2016 11:19 PM (pyZce)

130 Mouse that Roared.

Yep, today's Marines aren't the lean mean fighting machines of Okinawa, nor the skinny tunnel rats of Vietnam.

But they're still some bringing Hell with 'em fighting sonofabitches.

This USAF puke is proud of every damn one of 'em, too. Same with every branch, too.

That said, I'm with Anna Puma. It's fvcking shameful that we're operating half-squadrons of superannuated airborne jalopies.

I know we're supposed to be all about getting the latest Buck Rogers tech in our .mil equipment, but it'd make sense to me to fire up some RIGHT DAMN NOW procurements, or bigly updates of our current fleets.

No reason new F-15 T* models can't be configured with new AESA radars, whatever the state of the cockpit controls are, some newer materials in the airframe....but get the first one off the assembly line about a year to 18 months from now. (* Trump model)

Same with F-16, as the line is still running, along with F/A-18s, and whatever else we need.

Revitalize some S-2 Vikings, and get us geared up to deal with the new Russian sub threat. '18s don't have the legs or versatility for it, no matter what the PC brass says.

We need NEW COD planes, and really, just new airframes everywhere you turn.

Do what they did with ship design in WWII. At some point, you freeze the design, and build an entire class of ships, NOW. Even if subsequent upgrades are already planned during the ship's shakedown phase.

But, they got thousands of hulls in the water that way. USAAF did the same for airframes.

We need to hold off in the pursuit of the perfect, and build us a whole hell of a lot more of the RIGHT DAMN NOW.

Certainly, keep going on the F-22 Raptor and other kewl zoomie stuff. But not at the expense of every bit of down in the dirt stuff we need and use up on a continuous basis.

We're gonna need that military production capacity again, and likely right soon.

That's one thing Trump could do. Empower some Rickover grade S.O.B.s with the right to fire (or worse) any malingering, foot dragging, coffer stuffing sorry ass excuse of a Program Manager or Defense Contractor...and put boots to the ass of this whole Military Industrial Complex.

Long as we're stuck with it, we'd might as well make it work FOR us.

/rant, off.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2016 11:19 PM (v5iqM)

131 go back to playing it straight.

'straight'?! You mean back to plausibly deniable straight.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2016 11:20 PM (9Q5BJ)

132 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:17 PM (tHwdc)


Oh, you are issuing a clear invitation to the dance.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 19, 2016 11:20 PM (rCRL+)

133 121 Hey everybody.

Did the Horde hear about the fad I read about at some conservative blogs, that people are claiming their name is Trump at Starbucks, so that the server staff have to call out "Trump" when the drink is ready?

I think it's a bad idea personally. You KNOW the staff is going to, among other things, get the name wrong on purpose. "Bump!" "Crump!" "Pump!" "Lump!" "Frump!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:17 PM (u8kLQ)

Not to mention that you're giving your money to Starbuks, which is a bad idea in the first place.

I wonder how much longer there will be a Starbucks at Trump Tower?

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2016 11:20 PM (7qAYi)

134 Guess should get back to writing. 6,000 words in arrears on story for NaNoWriMo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:16 PM (kJll+) fnord (kJll+)


Yeah that does happen.

I had insomnia all night, wasted it trying to sleep, then slept all day. *After* spending a week getting my sleep schedule back in order.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:20 PM (wB8Tg)

135 *turns on Grail Sign outside The Barrel*


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:18 PM (kJll+)

<resigned> The spankings will commence.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:20 PM (tHwdc)

136 "oh fuck me! Barrel!!!"

The Barrel is equipped for that? The things you learn here.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 11:21 PM (d76uN)

137
steve, did you see this vid I linked yesterday?

If you name your coffee "Trump" at Starbucks they get triggered and call the police on you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7riZWxkoY

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:21 PM (t9/mo)

138 AOP and Josephistan, yep.

I wouldn't put it past the Starbucks staff to call out three "wrong" names, then just throw your drink away.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)

139 The Barrel is equipped for that? The things you learn here.





Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 11:21 PM (d76uN)

THANK YOU SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)

140 Soothsayer, didn't see that.

Yeah, I think it's time to find alternatives to Starbucks. I know *I* don't want to give even a cent to PP.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)

141 This lady's devotion to her false deity has caused someone to lose their job.

++++

Actually, we don't know that to be true.

News 6 found out that company is The Noerr Program, Inc., which provides Santas to malls around the country. A spokesman said the Santa in question told them he thought it was a joke, but when the mother called to complain, they removed him from the mall floor.

They provide Santas to lots of places. He might have just been removed from that placed and swapped out to another. Probably depends at least partly on how hard up they are for Santas. Here's hoping, anyway.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 19, 2016 11:22 PM (R+30W)

142 The spankings will commence.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:20 PM (tHwdc)

========

*Sidles up*

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Flyboy at November 19, 2016 11:23 PM (U77o1)

143 Hope things get sorted out for you Merovign.

Still tinker with Civ IV. Always fun to nuke the Aztecs for inflicting that car on the US.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:23 PM (kJll+)

144 94
Rates on the debt go up by 5 percentage points and you have a trillion
dollars a year in additional interest payments. It cannot be paid.
What happens then???

Posted by: Agitator at November 19, 2016 11:08 PM (Y14wL)

It's the $90 to $200 Trillion in Unfunded Promises that's going to be the other nail in the coffin.

I doubt if many of the government people think about the future beyond the next election, but for those that do, I think they were expecting to either inflate the debt away or depreciate the dollar enough that the promises didn't matter.

We don't really know what the inflation rate is but there's no way the government's going to inflate away about $100 Trillion in promises. And the printing presses haven't devalued the dollar because the US is the healthiest looking dying economy out there.

Those $1000 dollar cups of coffees aren't going to be happening anytime soon.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 19, 2016 11:23 PM (GHjXJ)

145
Isn't there a saying about people who think they cornered the market on Truth?

Or a saying about how dangerous people become when they're convinced they know the truth about Everything?

That's what the Left has become. Dangerous False Truth Zealots.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:23 PM (t9/mo)

146
If they want to get their good name back, and recapture the attention of half of America, there's only one way to do it - go back to playing it straight.

How can someone return to a place they've never been?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2016 11:25 PM (IqV8l)

147
Yeah, I think it's time to find alternatives to Starbucks. I know *I* don't want to give even a cent to PP.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)


If you're in a part of the US that has them, try Tim Horton's - pretty good affordable coffee. The donuts suck, but the rest of the food is pretty good.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 19, 2016 11:25 PM (GHjXJ)

148 Here you go, read this

http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2016/11/you-are-being-lied-to.html

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2016 11:25 PM (oAY8z)

149 Cutting Fed funding of cities will eliminate FSA vote strangle hold. It will also give them freedom and autonomy.

Posted by: gNewt at November 19, 2016 11:26 PM (nQgMQ)

150 Maybe I'll just wait a couple of years till Civ VI Ultra Gold Complete is on sale for $19.99 instead of paying for everything one at a time.

Civ V is fine until then.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 11:26 PM (d76uN)

151 Saxby's & Peet's are good coffee chains.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2016 11:26 PM (7qAYi)

152 Stateless, thanks.

I've found McD's is pretty good too. And there's finally a Dunkin' Donuts not that far from me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:26 PM (u8kLQ)

153 >>/you-are-being-lied-to.html



Alright.

You caught me.

I'm not really a French Model.



Posted by: Barrel at November 19, 2016 11:27 PM (pyZce)

154 Hope things get sorted out for you Merovign.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:23 PM (kJll+) fnord (kJll+)


Me too, and you too.

Good luck with the 6k word deficit. Describe More Things!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:27 PM (wB8Tg)

155 I would really like to paste the lengthy assessment of the situation as I see it as I posted onto my deeply concerned liberal's page (why she's using Hamilton as the flagship for her concern is beyond me), but the Barrel's already got me and it's dark, so dark, in here.

I led off with saying it's like you guys are on PCP and you see cockroaches crawling all over you and the media's egging you on saying Trump put them there. It just got better - or worse - as I continued.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:27 PM (tHwdc)

156 josephistan, I've read Peet's *is* Starbucks. They bought them out some years ago, but kept the name on some locations and opened new ones.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:27 PM (u8kLQ)

157 93 Amy Schumer doesn't matter. Lena Dunham doesn't matter. Saturday Night Live doesn't matter. The Daily Show doesn't matter. "Hamilton" doesn't matter. Beyonce doesn't matter. We beat them all & we only had Jon Voight & Chachi.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2016 11:07 PM


...and Ted Nugent

Posted by: EyeTest at November 19, 2016 11:28 PM (5x9My)

158 I personally wish The Coffee Bean had more locations in SoCal, and at least a few close by that had drive-thrus.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:28 PM (u8kLQ)

159 THANK YOU SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)

No, you may not. Suffer!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 11:28 PM (d76uN)

160 We've already had 2 Presidents who overcame debt by executive fiat.
They were both Republicans.

Posted by: navybrat at November 19, 2016 11:28 PM (w7KSn)

161 Boy, that glasses joke caused a lot of collateral damage.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:28 PM (wB8Tg)

162 I like Miley too much - don't make her go to the barrel - please.
I'll take her place.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 11:29 PM (YIArM)

163 When I was walking downtown NYC the other day, I saw that there was a new Muslim Book Store. I wondered what exactly is in a Muslim book store, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me an unwelcome look, but asked if he could help me. I imagine I did not look like his normal clientele, so I asked, ?Do you have a copy of Donald Trumps new book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens??

The clerk [Dressed in Muslim Garb] said, ?Kiss my FN#$%$, get out, and stay out!? I said, ?Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback??

ok now for the content

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 19, 2016 11:30 PM (yInhG)

164 Judy Dench in Skyfall

https://youtu.be/ptqoSZgh7q8

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2016 11:30 PM (VdICR)

165 Rates on existing debt don't go up. Until the bonds roll over.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:09 PM (bY0uH)

IIRC most of the debt is short term. A lot of the 30 year debt got retired when rates collapsed.

The effect wouldn't be immediate, but it would still show up fairly soon.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 19, 2016 11:32 PM (D2vc1)

166 121 Hey everybody.

Did the Horde hear about the fad I read about at some conservative blogs, that people are claiming their name is Trump at Starbucks, so that the server staff have to call out "Trump" when the drink is ready?

I think it's a bad idea personally. You KNOW the staff is going to, among other things, get the name wrong on purpose. "Bump!" "Crump!" "Pump!" "Lump!" "Frump!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:17 PM (u8kLQ)


They are calling the cops on people saying they're name is Trump.

https://youtu.be/tf7riZWxkoY

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2016 11:32 PM (bMG0w)

167
Very very weak anti-Trump SNL opening skit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:32 PM (t9/mo)

168 UCLA's cheerleaders are nice. There is some factory out in California that creates these beauties aren't there?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2016 11:32 PM (tT/X6)

169 This time, sideways

Posted by: The Barrel at November 19, 2016 11:33 PM (3Liv/)

170 I personally wish The Coffee Bean had more locations in SoCal, and at least a few close by that had drive-thrus.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:28 PM (u8kLQ)

Find a local independent coffee house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:33 PM (bY0uH)

171 Double your pleasure, double your fun.

Posted by: Double Mint Barrels at November 19, 2016 11:34 PM (OpK2H)

172 AOP, got those too. One in town called Javatini's.

And the first coffee house I became used to going to, was at Lakewood Mall; called Coffee Trader. Long gone, but I wish it was still there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)

173 You don't come here for the Commentin' do you, son?

Posted by: Barrel at November 19, 2016 11:34 PM (pyZce)

174 Holy crap, Timbo, you got a hattrick on the ONT. Mad props!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:11 PM (tHwdc)

I got the top 17 one night back in April. I think I deserve a kiss for that.

And no, not one shoved thru the USB port.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 19, 2016 11:34 PM (D2vc1)

175 Double Barrel!

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2016 11:34 PM (bMG0w)

176 157 - I did not know that. The only Peet's near me is at the airport, so it's not likely I'll be visiting there anytime soon.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2016 11:34 PM (7qAYi)

177 < from deep within The Barrel>

Chi, you are an honorable gentleman, and thank you SO MUCH for the Emotional Rescue video on the Pet Thread!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:35 PM (tHwdc)

178 OU thingy goes up.

Posted by: gNewt at November 19, 2016 11:35 PM (nQgMQ)

179 The MSM media has not learned anything they are in fact doubling down.

Just check out CNN, ABC, CBS, etc.

Oh and believe it or not I heard the first, Homelessness is on the rise news spot on the radio this Friday while driving home from work.

They are simply going to dust off the same old and tired playbook.

The difference about having a Democrat run as a Republican is that he fights.

Hopefully he can transfer some of his spine to Ryan and McConnel.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2016 10:54 PM (+lv+r)


Let me try this golden oldy out:

"I inherited this problem from my predecessor.

Oh, and my new FCC commissioner is Mark Levin and he is watching to see if news is covered differently based on party affiliation, and will be fining broadcast stations accordingly.

Next question?"

Posted by: Teh Prez Elect at November 19, 2016 11:35 PM (Ojki1)

180 Buzzion, that's ridonkulous.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:35 PM (u8kLQ)

181 I led off with saying it's like you guys are on PCP and you see cockroaches crawling all over you and the media's egging you on saying Trump put them there. It just got better - or worse - as I continued.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:27 PM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc)


It's not even that well-planned, they will do literally whatever it takes to gain power (or whatever they think will work). They will support the EC or oppose it, they will attack others for not accepting election results and literally hours later scream NOT MY PRESIDENT, they will attack and demand an apology for the response, and on and on.

The engineered hysteria is a problem now, that may actually be tackled at some point. The dumb is not something you can get rid of, it comes from within.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:35 PM (wB8Tg)

182 Dammit.
She did it again?

Fuck it.
Get in the barrel, girl. I love you, but...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 11:35 PM (YIArM)

183 They are calling the cops on people saying they're name is Trump.

https://youtu.be/tf7riZWxkoY

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2016 11:32 PM (bMG0w)

What law is being broken? Ya gotta show a passport to buy a friggin" coffee? Cops should charge the barista with filing a false police report.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:35 PM (bY0uH)

184 Miley....why?

Posted by: Flyboy at November 19, 2016 11:35 PM (U77o1)

185 I really hope this is true. Obama was the high-water mark of progressivism.


No idea if this was mentioned in previous comments, as I just got home, but...


As obnoxious as I find him, Michael Savage said this back in late '07 or early '08. He noted that Obama was as far left as the pendulum would swing, and then it would start moving to the right again.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 19, 2016 11:36 PM (GUBah)

186
Holy cats!
This SNL is terrible!
Former cast member unfunny Kristen Wiig is hosting. She's awful.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:36 PM (t9/mo)

187 Clinton up 3.3%

Posted by: origional Jake at November 19, 2016 11:36 PM (t8Fxm)

188 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:32 PM (tHwdc)

Miley, Miley, Miley.......A barreling while in the Barrel. Another AoSHQ first.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 11:37 PM (d76uN)

189 One more for the hat trick, Miley.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)

190 You're not here for the posts, are you?

Posted by: The Barrel at November 19, 2016 11:37 PM (rCRL+)

191 Okay, largely missed the Ghost in the Shell thread earlier, but would just like to say...

ScarJo as the Major. Meh. Whatever.

Not having Ron Perlman as Batou = crime against humanity.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at November 19, 2016 11:37 PM (OpK2H)

192 Cutting and pasting into the comment box is just *asking* for trouble.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:37 PM (wB8Tg)

193 A double embarreling for Miley!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 19, 2016 11:38 PM (hVdx9)

194 I hear there's going to be a sequel to "Little Shop Of Horrors" soon, starring The Barrel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:38 PM (u8kLQ)

195
Now hasbeen Steve Martin appears on stage, mid-song, with Kristen Wiig.

And now another former castmember appears!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:39 PM (t9/mo)

196 We ain't never gon' see Miley agin...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:39 PM (u8kLQ)

197 This time, sideways


Posted by: The Barrel at November 19, 2016 11:33 PM (3Liv/)

OY VEY!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:39 PM (tHwdc)

198 I make a list... then forget the list.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 11:15 PM

LOL, did that Tues., when they give sr discount. Now I have to pay 5% more for the crap I forgot!

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2016 11:39 PM (o/90i)

199 We get it....there's idiots on Facebook

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2016 11:39 PM (oAY8z)

200 Jim - You've got mail

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 11:40 PM (ZIFyZ)

201 Sooth, OMG.

SNL has been over-relying on Steve Martin to make unfunny SNL skits funny, for years and years now. I wish he would just start calling in sick.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:40 PM (u8kLQ)

202 We could end up with a triple crown winner tonight. Stay tuned.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 19, 2016 11:40 PM (rCRL+)

203 If Miley manages to Ban herself from the blog this evening, then I will officially call it that she is the Sensei of AoSHQ.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 11:40 PM (YIArM)

204 In the meantime Soothsayer, when they bring Chris Farley onstage, let me know... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:40 PM (u8kLQ)

205 Miley....why?

Posted by: Flyboy at November 19, 2016 11:35 PM (U77o1)

Why does the sparrow bird lay its eggs in the air?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:41 PM (tHwdc)

206 We get it....there's idiots on Facebook

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2016 11:39 PM (oAY8z)

Oh, my! Say it isn't so!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:41 PM (bY0uH)

207
SNL fake commercial: The Bubble -- a place for progressive Americans to escape when the unthinkable happens.

It pokes fun at leftist jerkoffs, actually, but only mildly.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:41 PM (t9/mo)

208 Idiots on Facebook??? OMG you've got to be kidding!!!

Next thing you'll tell me there's censorship on Twitter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:41 PM (u8kLQ)

209 It smells really weird in here.... <pokes the sticky stuff at the bottom>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:42 PM (tHwdc)

210 The engineered hysteria is a problem now, that may actually be tackled at some point. The dumb is not something you can get rid of, it comes from within.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:35 PM (wB8Tg)
_***

Governor? of Washington state wants law limiting protests. If one crosses the line from protest to damage they will be prosecuted. AND THE PERSON FUNDING THE "PROTEST" WILL BE PROSECUTED ALSO.

It's turning.

Posted by: gNewt at November 19, 2016 11:42 PM (nQgMQ)

211 This particular kind of barreling is kind of straightforward, akshually.

If you can't be sure you've stripped all non-text content from something, don't paste it into the box.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:42 PM (wB8Tg)

212 **Pokes Back**

Posted by: Sticky Stuff at Bottom of Barrel at November 19, 2016 11:43 PM (pyZce)

213 This USC/UCLA game sure has some purty cheerleaders. I had a friend that was stationed in California. He said California if it wasn't for all the Californians it would be a great place to live. Also, the women were spectacularly hot but had....issues.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2016 11:43 PM (tT/X6)

214 210 It smells really weird in here....


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:42 PM (tHwdc)



You should know better than to touch anything.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2016 11:43 PM (bMG0w)

215


Noooooooooo!!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2016 11:43 PM (0F67M)

216 It smells really weird in here....


Posted by: Miley
****

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Don't touch ANYTHING while in the barrel!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 19, 2016 11:43 PM (hVdx9)

217
when they bring Chris Farley onstage, let me know... :-P

Too soon!

Yeah SNL has been playing the Let's Bring Out A Former Castmember Out Of Nowhere For A Cheap Applause card for decades.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:43 PM (t9/mo)

218 Posted by: Double Mint Barrels at November 19, 2016 11:34 PM (OpK2H)


There goes the keyboard.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:43 PM (tHwdc)

219 Hillary Clinton will never be President.

SNL will never be funny again.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2016 11:44 PM (7qAYi)

220 Aww crap. If the sticky stuff starts glowing and humming, you are in for a baaad time.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 19, 2016 11:44 PM (hVdx9)

221 AND THE PERSON FUNDING THE "PROTEST" WILL BE PROSECUTED ALSO.

Posted by: gNewt at November 19, 2016 11:42 PM (nQgMQ) fnord (nQgMQ)


So, according to looney Journolisters, the governor of WA is a conspiracy theorist now?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:44 PM (wB8Tg)

222 The barrel is a time to re-discover your self




at least you did not repost every comment above you , that has happened a few times

Posted by: origional Jake at November 19, 2016 11:45 PM (t8Fxm)

223 International Men's Day...Drink beer, swap lies, pass gas, shoot guns, blow something up. Rinse Repeat

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 19, 2016 11:45 PM (9iR5/)

224 *waves to Tilikum*

Left a long rant about the live action movie at the end of CBD's thread.

Anyway, scribble I go.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:45 PM (kJll+)

225 Trump!
Trump!
Trump!


deport
deport
deport

!!!!

Posted by: origional Jake at November 19, 2016 11:46 PM (t8Fxm)

226 It smells really weird in here....


Posted by: Miley
****

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Don't touch ANYTHING while in the barrel!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 19, 2016 11:43 PM (hVdx9)


yeah, I left something last time I was in there

sorry

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2016 11:46 PM (oAY8z)

227 Jeffrey Wells/Hollywood Elsewhere update:

Still a screeching loon. Last night he couldn't stop masturbating over the Hamilton hubbub.

Today he was a bit more circumspect, and blamed... I'm not kidding... "low-information black voters" for Hillary's loss. Hoping one of his readers notifies BLM! That oughta be fun... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:47 PM (u8kLQ)

228 I got the top 17 one night back in April. I think I deserve a kiss for that.



And no, not one shoved thru the USB port.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 19, 2016 11:34 PM (D2vc1)


<a gravelly voice emanates from the bottom of The Barrell>
why don't you just step on down here. It's very sticky. Could be that Guy Who Couldn't Stop Spooging. I don't know when the last time this place was cleaned. But do <squish> ugh <squelp> yixe! come on down and give Gollem a kisssssss....Precioussssssss!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:47 PM (tHwdc)

229 Trump is going to ship 33 million leaf blowers to Mexico, so deportees will have a job waiting for them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:47 PM (bY0uH)

230 Take a bottle of Chardonnay into the barrel for luck

Posted by: origional Jake at November 19, 2016 11:48 PM (t8Fxm)

231 It smells really weird in here....


Posted by: Miley
****

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Don't touch ANYTHING while in the barrel!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 19, 2016 11:43 PM (hVdx9)

yeah, I left something last time I was in there

sorry


Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
****

I thought we were required to when in there?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 19, 2016 11:48 PM (hVdx9)

232 Oh great, another Barrel-rider!

Posted by: Smaug at November 19, 2016 11:48 PM (OpK2H)

233 The only way the media will ever be balanced and objective is when 50% of journalists identify as conservative, and give time and money to conservative ideals.

And that's where the flying pigs come into play.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2016 11:49 PM (b/kAv)

234 Taunts Miley in the Barrel!!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 11:49 PM (d76uN)

235
A racist leftist blamed Blacks straying off the LBJ Plantation for the loss to Donald Trump?

I love it!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:49 PM (t9/mo)

236 210 It smells really weird in here....
Posted by: Miley
------------------

Try to do a combination - bold, italic, underscore, strikeout - the works - maybe you can bust out of the barrel?

And, don't poke shit. Don't touch anything down there... Well get you out!

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 11:51 PM (YIArM)

237 That reminds me, I am virtually Libertarian on my resistance to bans and prohibitions, and I *still* want to ban leaf blowers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:51 PM (wB8Tg)

238 If you can't be sure you've stripped all non-text content from something, don't paste it into the box.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
O Dark Lord - how doth this thrtipping take plathe?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:51 PM (tHwdc)

239 Take a bottle of Chardonnay into the barrel for luck

Posted by: origional Jake at November 19, 2016 11:48 PM (t8Fxm) fnord (t8Fxm)


As improvised weapons go, this is not an inspired choice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:52 PM (wB8Tg)

240 <Barrel giveth new meaning to deplorable>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:52 PM (tHwdc)

241 Sooth, me too!

Wells has also gotten in trouble in the past with Twitter and other feminists. One of his long-time blogging pals, a really crazy Stalinista named Sasha Stone who has a Hollywood blog called Awards Daily, sent him an email on election eve saying their friendship was over forever, because Jeffrey made some *very slight* jokes about her appearance over the last year.

Whenever he gets in trouble, he blames "PC brownshirts" and has been known to post stuff along the lines of "I understand where Trump voters are coming from about disliking these people." But that's the *nicest* thing he'll ever say about conservatives, anytime, anywhere.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:52 PM (u8kLQ)

242 I don't know when the last time this place was cleaned.

Miley, I bleached and scrubbed it oh... I dunno... a year or two ago.

So, there's that.

Oh! Don't touch with that thing what looks like a light switch-- it ISN'T for the lights!! Just trust me on that, OK?

Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 19, 2016 11:53 PM (044Fx)

243 Oops, should add:

Sasha Stone destroyed her friendship with Wells, because wells made some *very slight* jokes about *Hillary's* appearance. But he said far worse about Trump, and is still calling him "Orange Hitler."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:54 PM (u8kLQ)

244 That reminds me, I am virtually Libertarian on my resistance to bans and prohibitions, and I *still* want to ban leaf blowers.
Posted by: Merovign
------------

I go out to sit on the porch and watch the sunset, and, a block away a guy has his backpack blower throttled up for takeoff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 11:54 PM (ZIFyZ)

245 Trump is going to ship 33 million leaf blowers to Mexico, so deportees will have a job waiting for them.
=++==++++=+++++++++++++=====
Now I know why its gets so yucky down here. Well, one of the reasons

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:54 PM (tHwdc)

246 Whatever happened to the Glowing Light Switch?

You don't see those, anymore.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2016 11:54 PM (pyZce)

247 O Dark Lord - how doth this thrtipping take plathe?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:51 PM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc)


The problem is that it's not *one* thing. Which is why I said "if you're not sure."

You can *try* pasting the content first into an editor that can't do special characters - a pure text editor - but I wouldn't advise trying it tonight.

I think on the third failure they nail the barrel shut and roll you into a river.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:55 PM (wB8Tg)

248 As improvised weapons go, this is not an inspired choice.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:52 PM

I was thinking for medicinal purposes.

But getting konked over the head with an
un-opened bottle of wine could be a fatal blow

Posted by: origional Jake at November 19, 2016 11:56 PM (t8Fxm)

249 Whatever happened to the Glowing Light Switch?
You don't see those, anymore.
Posted by: garrett


Samsung started making them. Then about 10,000 homes suddenly burst into flames...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:56 PM (u8kLQ)

250 Pardon the smell: I ate a bait of cabbage tonight.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 19, 2016 11:56 PM (DW+jj)

251 "Okay, largely missed the Ghost in the Shell thread earlier, but would just like to say...

ScarJo as the Major. Meh. Whatever.

Not having Ron Perlman as Batou = crime against humanity.


Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out"

QFT

Absolutely the most wrong person they could have gotten.

Hollywood ruins everything.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 19, 2016 11:56 PM (w+Jhj)

252 Miley's barreling came from typing up her comments in Word or Wordpad and then pasting here.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2016 11:57 PM (bMG0w)

253 I go out to sit on the porch and watch the sunset, and, a block away a guy has his backpack blower throttled up for takeoff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 11:54 PM (ZIFyZ)

Is there any activity more intrinsically useless than burning 2-stroke fuel to simply move leaves around. Why not vacuum them up?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:57 PM (bY0uH)

254
Review on Coney Island Brewing Co.'s Hard Root Beer:

Tastes like root beer with a Listerine-y aftertaste.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2016 11:57 PM (t9/mo)

255 Couldn't find online, but I don't think the CH46's landing gear retracts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 19, 2016 11:57 PM (89T5c)

256 Whatever happened to the Glowing Light Switch?
You don't see those, anymore.


Home Depot has 'em, garrett.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 19, 2016 11:57 PM (044Fx)

257 I think it's a bad idea personally. You KNOW the staff is going to, among other things, get the name wrong on purpose.

That's fine, I worry more about what they put in my coffee.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2016 11:57 PM (kCDOM)

258 I go out to sit on the porch and watch the sunset, and, a block away a guy has his backpack blower throttled up for takeoff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2016 11:54 PM (ZIFyZ) fnord (ZIFyZ)


Or spends two hours chasing one leaf up and down the street (or blowing all the decaying bark back into the planters) while I'm trying to sleep.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:57 PM (wB8Tg)

259 Wooohooo! Go Vandy! Y'all want to see a good vicious college football game? Watch Mississippi State vs the Oxford MS Klaven of the Klan in the Egg Bowl next weekend. The Kluxers Ole Miss will be playing for bowl eligibility while my beloved (but really crappy this year) Mississippi State Bulldogs will be playing to spoil the post-season hopes of the Klan Ole Miss.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 19, 2016 11:58 PM (GUBah)

260 85
There is a massive tent city right outside of Atlanta. Been there for 10+ years. It was small to start with, but came to be its current configuration. Have you ever seen any media reports about this, ever? Of course not.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 19, 2016 11:05 PM (U77o1)


THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU.

That's the bumper sticker I have on my car. It's the only one I have. It's not lost in a forest of bumper stickers. It's dead center on my back bumper.

THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU.

It's cheap and easily available at Zazzle.
https://tinyurl.com/j42tvy5

I didn't create it and I make no money from it.

THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU.

But I really, really think it needs to go viral. I remember back in the 1980s when "Question Authority" bumper stickers were ubiquitous. Usually they were one among dozens of stickers on hippies' cars.

But imagine it as a single solitary sticker on a car. LIVs see it everywhere they go.

THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU.

It looks exactly like the advertising signs in the movie "They Live" seen with the special glasses.

THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU.

Come on, people. Buy one and put it on your car. Buy several and slap them on random surfaces.

THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU.


Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 19, 2016 11:58 PM (sdi6R)

261 "Whatever happened to the Glowing Light Switch?



You don't see those, anymore.

Posted by: garrett"

Got one of those in the old house that I grew up in. That little neon bulb is still working I'd say at least 35 yrs now.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 19, 2016 11:58 PM (w+Jhj)

262 Well, my colonoscopy is Monday morning. Trying hard not to say it's "coming up..." :-P

And I've been instructed not to eat anything *all day* tomorrow, so I've been gorging myself a bit today. According to my instructions, nothing but water and "clear liquids" from tonight at midnight to after the procedure. Like I said, I'll probably stick to water; not a fan of broth or the like.

I'll survive. And my family has promised to take me through any drive-thru I choose on the way home from the hospital.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)

263
why don't you just step on down here. It's very sticky. Could be that Guy Who Couldn't Stop Spooging. I don't know when the last time this place was cleaned. But do ugh yixe! come on down and give Gollem a kisssssss....Precioussssssss!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:47 PM (tHwdc)

We all float down here.

Posted by: voices from teh barrel at November 19, 2016 11:59 PM (Ojki1)

264 Take a bottle of Chardonnay into the barrel for luck

Posted by: origional Jake at November 19, 2016 11:48 PM (t8Fxm)

Perhaps a Morvedre?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:59 PM (tHwdc)

265 Whatever happened to the Glowing Light Switch?

You don't see those, anymore.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2016 11:54 PM (pyZce)

I saw Glowing Light Switch open for Electric Flag at the Bellevue Outlet Mall in '69.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2016 11:59 PM (bY0uH)

266 I'll survive. And my family has promised to take me through any drive-thru I choose on the way home from the hospital.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)
................
be sure not to fart either, bad things could happen

Posted by: origional Jake at November 20, 2016 12:00 AM (t8Fxm)

267 The barrel is a time to re-discover your self



Posted by: origional Jake at November 19, 2016 11:45 PM (t8Fxm)





I can see that. Well, I can't actually SEE it, but I may have 11 toes now. Or else, someone left a spare down here.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)

268 Electric Flag!


Love Bloomfield.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2016 12:00 AM (pyZce)

269 t-bird, me too.

"This flat white isn't white"
"Shut up and drink it"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:00 AM (u8kLQ)

270 246 Whatever happened to the Glowing Light Switch?

You don't see those, anymore.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2016 11:54 PM (pyZce)



Whoever redid my house before I bought it have a couple that have a faint orange light when they are off. Only on the hallway lights and kitchen.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2016 12:01 AM (bMG0w)

271 I had to watch the open of SNL just to see what they did. Baldwin was playing Trump, and he was a big idiot who didn't know anything, and everything was about how he was a big dummy who didn't know a thing about anything. Not funny at all. I turned it off.

MeTV is running the old Batman, and Liberace is playing a villain. He's wooing Aunt Harriet. Don't laugh. They actually had to introduce the Aunt Harriet character in the series, which was never in the comics or anything else, because the suits were worried about the notion of a bachelor millionaire living alone with a "ward" like that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2016 12:01 AM (DW+jj)

272 266
I'll survive. And my family has promised to take me through any drive-thru I choose on the way home from the hospital.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)

................

be sure not to fart either, bad things could happen

Posted by: origional Jake

EEEEKKKK!!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!!

Posted by: Academic Faculty at November 20, 2016 12:01 AM (jYnlS)

273 259: Meh, Southern Miss is the REAL football team down there. GO GOLDEN EAGLES!!!

;-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2016 12:01 AM (tT/X6)

274 Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 19, 2016 11:58 PM (sdi6R)

=======

So, you're saying the Media is being less than truthful?

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:01 AM (U77o1)

275 Original Jake, LOL. You mean a "code brown"? I've dealt with those before, alas... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:02 AM (u8kLQ)

276 I think on the third failure they nail the barrel shut and roll you into a river.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:55 PM (wB8Tg)

Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun...

Posted by: voices from teh barrel at November 20, 2016 12:03 AM (Ojki1)

277 Taunts Miley in the Barrel!!!





Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 19, 2016 11:49 PM (d76uN)


You clever monkey! I see what you did there. But NO!
MY BARREL AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:03 AM (tHwdc)

278 260:It looks exactly like the advertising signs in the movie "They Live" seen with the special glasses.


Rather have the special glasses instead.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2016 12:03 AM (tT/X6)

279 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:03 AM (IcT7t)

280 Not a fan of the leaf blowers eh Hammer?

I've about got all mine finally done. One more session and that should take care of it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 20, 2016 12:03 AM (w+Jhj)

281 So, you're saying the Media is being less than truthful?
Posted by: Flyboy


*turns on CNN*

*caption on screen: "TRUMP WILL MURDER US ALL"

*turns off CNN*

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:03 AM (u8kLQ)

282
It just occurred to me that Mike Pence is un-make-fun-able.

Pence has no chinks in his armor. Nice guy and all. But he's got no personality. No quirks. Which is good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2016 12:04 AM (t9/mo)

283 yep dude, not eating for a few days and farting is a way bad combo

the body has priorities that are not the same as yours

Posted by: origional Jake at November 20, 2016 12:04 AM (t8Fxm)

284 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:58 PM

The 'prep' is sooooo much worse than the procedure-- Yeah, you'll be ready to eat a whole elk when you wake up!

Hope it goes well and there's nothing wrong!


Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 20, 2016 12:04 AM (044Fx)

285 Try to do a combination - bold, italic, underscore, strikeout - the works - maybe you can bust out of the barrel?

And, don't poke shit. Don't touch anything down there... Well get you out!

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 19, 2016 11:51 PM (YIArM)






What misbegotten SPIRITCOOKING be this? I don't even have a newt down here that I can poke the eye out of.

Oh, wait....


Not a newt.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:05 AM (tHwdc)

286 original Jake, uh oh. Will bring some extra undies.

And JQ, yep, that's what I've heard. Thanks! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:05 AM (u8kLQ)

287 Watching an episode of "Night Gallery" starring a young Clint Howard & he has Trump hair!

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2016 12:05 AM (7qAYi)

288 Hillary up big in Penslyvania. #NoPathForTrump

Posted by: Polling man at November 20, 2016 12:05 AM (mDh27)

289 Hillary Clinton will never be President.

SNL will never be funny again.


I'll never again be able to do all my Christmas shopping at Borders on Christmas Eve ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at November 20, 2016 12:05 AM (AoK0a)

290 Evenin' Blanco Basura ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at November 20, 2016 12:07 AM (AoK0a)

291 Oh! Don't touch with that thing what looks like a light switch-- it ISN'T for the lights!! Just trust me on that, OK?


Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 19, 2016 11:53 PM (044Fx)

**$!*(^_......... ............ ..................... ....... .................. ......................

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:07 AM (tHwdc)

292 SNL needs to shuffle off to HBO where it can be as leftist as it wants, and be happy with a 0.00002% audience share.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:07 AM (u8kLQ)

293 237 That reminds me, I am virtually Libertarian on my resistance to bans and prohibitions, and I *still* want to ban leaf blowers.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
-------------------

Pretty sure everyone here is tired of hearing about my hatred for the OCD asshole across the street that uses his 4 times per day minimum (not an exaggeration at all).

I have posted a pic of this idiot WEARING a trashbag, and holding an umbrella in one had & the blower in the other. Blowing absolutely nothing, because you just used the blower an hour ago!!!!

I despise gas blowers. I intend to invest in a diesel powered woodchipper, so I can toss every 2 cycle leafblower in America into it, and give the sane people in this country a decent weekend of sleep.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 20, 2016 12:08 AM (YIArM)

294 bingo on fuel
peace out

Posted by: origional Jake at November 20, 2016 12:08 AM (t8Fxm)

295 Re bonds and debt. You wouldn't believe the roll over that Uncle does. Trillions upon trillions are rolled over. New bills and bonds to pay off the maturing bills and bonds. And they did massively shift the debt to the short term.

And the Fed itself, monetizing a shit ton, bought a hell of a chunk of the long end itself, trying to push down the yield curve. The result was the long term market was sort of dry.

Anway, the basics of bonds. When you sell a bond, you've locked in the interest rate at whatever you sold them for. Now those bonds are marketable, which means they can be bought and sold. The price they will be resold at depends on prevailing rates at that time they are sold.

That instantaneous rate they are sold at is the "yield". This will vary, but the original rate the borrower sold them at is locked in.

The mechanics of bonds is a bit complicated. For example, suppose I buy a 10 yr bond at a coupon rate of 3%, and interest drop to nothing. The value of that bond goes way up, and I can see on the market for a nice profit. Or I can hold it can continue to take the 3%. If the interest rate goes way up, the value of that bond drops.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2016 12:08 AM (DW+jj)

296 292 SNL needs to shuffle off to HBO where it can be as leftist as it wants, and be happy with a 0.00002% audience share.
Posted by: qdpsteve



That high?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2016 12:08 AM (tT/X6)

297 Saga of a starbucks employee

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h4ablxs

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 20, 2016 12:08 AM (Om16U)

298 **$!*(^_......... ............ ..................... ....... .................. ......................

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:07 AM (tHwdc)

Funny, the electrician who wired the Barrel assured us he had a Wymyns' Studies degree from a most reputable college.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:09 AM (bY0uH)

299 Meh, Southern Miss is the REAL football team down there. GO GOLDEN EAGLES!!!

;-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2016 12:01 AM (tT/X6)




The Mustard Buzzards should have never gotten rid of Larry Fedora.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 20, 2016 12:09 AM (GUBah)

300 MeTV is running the old Batman, and Liberace is playing a villain. He's wooing Aunt Harriet. Don't laugh. They actually had to introduce the Aunt Harriet character in the series, which was never in the comics or anything else, because the suits were worried about the notion of a bachelor millionaire living alone with a "ward" like that.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2016 12:01 AM (DW+jj)

Nope. Aunt Harriet actually pre-dates the TV series by 2 years. What the TV series -did- cause was the comics to have to resurrect Alfred as Aunt Harriet had replaced him in the funny pages but the TV series producer wanted Alfred back, and so the comic publisher followed suit.

Can't imagine Batman without Alfred. When he left for a couple of years after the Knights End saga it was a powerful bit of storytelling and loss for Batman.

Posted by: Bete stays up at November 20, 2016 12:09 AM (Ojki1)

301 **$!*(^_......... ............ ..................... ....... .................. ......................

Girl, I TOLD YOU and then what did ya do??

Smh.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 20, 2016 12:09 AM (044Fx)

302 Miss Adriane! Always a pleasure to "see" you.

How fares the killer cactus?

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:09 AM (IcT7t)

303 qdpsteve, you ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until you have to drink the prep stuff they give you. By the time you're done, you can fill a coke bottle at fifty feet. It tastes nasty, and boy are you going to be amazed at the results. And after you are done with the procedure, they won't let you out until you pass massive amounts of gas. Prodigious even. They want all the gas they pump into your colon back. In spades.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 20, 2016 12:09 AM (9iR5/)

304 Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2016 12:04 AM (t9/mo)


And he kept Dr. Quest safe all those years.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 20, 2016 12:09 AM (rCRL+)

305 I think on the third failure they nail the barrel shut and roll you into a river.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith


<jerks hand away from that THING, which is kind of squishy on the outside, but sort of firm yet pliant on the inside>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:09 AM (tHwdc)

306

262 qdpsteve

Drinking "The Drink" is one of the toughest things you will do. Glass 1 isn't so bad; glass 2 is still tolerable; glass 3 ... force yourself to do glass 4.

Chewing gum helps greatly to suppress any hunger pangs. Just pick the correct COLOR of gum (really) ... yellow is good, red is bad.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 20, 2016 12:10 AM (FlRtG)

307 Votermom: I literally laughed out loud!!! Thanks!!! :-D

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:10 AM (u8kLQ)

308 >>><a gravelly voice emanates from the bottom of The Barrell>
why
don't you just step on down here. It's very sticky. Could be that Guy
Who Couldn't Stop Spooging. I don't know when the last time this place
was cleaned. But do <squish> ugh <squelp> yixe! come on down
and give Gollem a kisssssss....Precioussssssss!


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 19, 2016 11:47 PM (tHwdc)<<<

One Post that screws them all,
One Post to fine them,
One Post to bring them all and in the Barrel bind them



In the Land of Morons where the spooge does fly.

Posted by: JRR Tolkien at November 20, 2016 12:10 AM (OpK2H)

309 be sure not to fart either, bad things could happen

Posted by: origional Jake at November 20, 2016 12:00 AM (t8Fxm)

<checks butt status: clenched>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:11 AM (tHwdc)

310 " Try to do a combination - bold, italic, underscore, strikeout - the works"

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

By hand, no less!

Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2016 12:11 AM (/cksx)

311 Miley's in the barrel!

😋


Neener.....


😺

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 20, 2016 12:11 AM (d76uN)

312 Did someone up there say "extra undies"?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:12 AM (tHwdc)

313 What misbegotten SPIRITCOOKING be this? I don't even have a newt down here that I can poke the eye out of.

Oh, wait....


Not a newt.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:05 AM (tHwdc)

They mostly come out at night. Mostl...hey, my eye!

Posted by: Newt at November 20, 2016 12:13 AM (Ojki1)

314 Puddleglum, LOL.

Arbalest, thanks! Yeah, I've heard the stuff is horrific. Then again I like anchovies, so... ;-)

Old Blue, nothing in my instructions about that. We shall see, thanks for the warning.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:13 AM (u8kLQ)

315 That poor mall Santa that got fired for telling the kids that Hillary was naughty, not nice? Well I emailed the mall and the nice lady told me that Santa got sent to a re-education camp for training and he is now working somewhere else.
I
shit
you
not

Posted by: torabora at November 20, 2016 12:14 AM (52Q65)

316 299 Meh, Southern Miss is the REAL football team down there. GO GOLDEN EAGLES!!!

;-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2016 12:01 AM (tT/X6)



The Mustard Buzzards should have never gotten rid of Larry Fedora.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG)



Heh! My only "connection" to Southern Miss is driving through Hatiesburg back in 1990 on my way to Biloxi. Also, I had a roomate in the USAF who was friends with Louie Lipps (ex Southern Miss and Pitt Steelers). WR).

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2016 12:14 AM (tT/X6)

317 In Germany, there is a position of High Honor, bearing the title of Barrelmeister.

I don't think it has quite the same cache' at the address of Miley's Barrel?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2016 12:14 AM (v5iqM)

318 Miley, I do hope you wore rubber boots into the barrel. The one time I got stuck in there, it bleached my feet up past the ankles.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:15 AM (IcT7t)

319 That poor mall Santa that got fired for telling the kids that Hillary was naughty, not nice? Well I emailed the mall and the nice lady told me that Santa got sent to a re-education camp for training and he is now working somewhere else.

Hey, *somebody's* gotta push up the daisies at Forest Lawn... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:15 AM (u8kLQ)

320 My gastroenterologist inquired, you ate a lot of that green jello didn't you.

Posted by: gNewt at November 20, 2016 12:15 AM (nQgMQ)

321 WTH? Someone sent me a box of wolf spiders. I have no use for them.
(dumps them into the barrel)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:16 AM (hVdx9)

322 gNewt, don't tell him, it's a surprise.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:17 AM (u8kLQ)

323 I'll never again be able to do all my Christmas shopping at Borders on Christmas Eve ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at November 20, 2016 12:05 AM (AoK0a)

Try doing Christmas shopping at the bottom of the Barrel

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:17 AM (tHwdc)

324 Votermom, that was freaking hilarious! I will spit in a Trump cup, by God! I've been fired from my barista job for being an idiot! Life sucks! Proof that you can't fix stupid. Maybe she can get a job at Grease Monkey washing windshields.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 20, 2016 12:17 AM (9iR5/)

325 They actually had to introduce the Aunt Harriet character in the series,
which was never in the comics or anything else, because the suits were
worried about the notion of a bachelor millionaire living alone with a
"ward" like that.

So then they bring in Liberace?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 20, 2016 12:17 AM (qJhUV)

326 Tee hee! Nobody will EVER find my old stash of child pron in here!!

(dumps it all into the barrel)

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 20, 2016 12:18 AM (u8kLQ)

327 Funny, the electrician who wired the Barrel assured us he had a Wymyns' Studies degree from a most reputable college.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:09 AM (bY0uH)



Clearly was triggered prior to graduation

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:18 AM (tHwdc)

328 >>>Try doing Christmas shopping at the bottom of the Barrel


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:17 AM (tHwdc)<<<

Oh no. No way. I ain't goin' in that thing.

Posted by: an Amazon delivery drone at November 20, 2016 12:18 AM (OpK2H)

329 Try doing Christmas shopping at the bottom of the Barrel
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:17 AM (tHwdc)

=======

Well, it became clear you weren't here just for the posting, so......

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:18 AM (U77o1)

330 I'll survive. And my family has promised to take me through any drive-thru I choose on the way home from the hospital.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)


Do not eat anything spicy for a week, trust me on this one.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 12:18 AM (1JnAL)

331 I installed an electric outlet in my driveway for landscape lighting and a tenant thought it was permission to charge her Leaf car. I would never have presumed that. Is that too grumpy and old?

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:19 AM (M3DRt)

332 So then they bring in Liberace?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 20, 2016 12:17 AM (qJhUV)

I'd have been happy for more Liberace that King Tut...who just happened to be the guest villain with the most appearances in the series.

Posted by: Newt at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (Ojki1)

333 In the Land of Morons where the spooge does fly.



Posted by: JRR Tolkien at November 20, 2016 12:10 AM (OpK2H)


<sings "Who'll Stop the Spooge?" to the tune of CCR>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (tHwdc)

334 Dimmit. Now someone sent me a box full of vampire bats. Into the barrel they go.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (hVdx9)

335 Try doing Christmas shopping at the bottom of the Barrel
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks


I heard there's actually a mall down there. Outlets include:

- Discount Used Plungers
- Popeye's Fried Spinach
- Bed, Bath and Belch

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (u8kLQ)

336 Oh shit, I forgot to deliver all these Hillary ballots in my trunk.

Oh well.

**dumps into the barrel**

Posted by: some Dem poll worker in PA at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (OpK2H)

337 Kitty on lap. Dog is sulking, despite fact she is not a lap dog.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (bY0uH)

338 Ashley, gotcha... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (u8kLQ)

339 247
I think on the third failure they nail the barrel shut and roll you into a river.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2016 11:55 PM (wB8Tg)


The Niagara River, specifically.

http://www.infoniagara.com/niagaradaredevils/annietaylor.aspx


Doesn't say how her cat felt about it.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 20, 2016 12:21 AM (sdi6R)

340

Then again I like anchovies, so... ;-)

You are unlikely to like this drink. Even if you like glass 1 ... you won't like glass 3. A quick rinse with cold water, and maybe 1/2 oz cold water chaser after each glass helps a lot.

If you are to be sedated, then, after drinking the last glass, you will have completed the worst part. The rest is easy, and you will likely be awake enough to be able to eat that evening.

If you decline sedation .. the process is about 15 minutes, with a lot of cramping. Then it's over. They keep you on the gurney for another 30 minutes, but then you can walk out.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 20, 2016 12:21 AM (FlRtG)

341 I installed an electric outlet in my driveway for landscape lighting and a tenant thought it was permission to charge her Leaf car. I would never have presumed that. Is that too grumpy and old?
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:19 AM (M3DRt)

=======

Absolutely not. Tell her to charge her Gaia killing coal powered 35 mile per charge POS herself, somewhere else.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:21 AM (U77o1)

342 Fun ONT
Good night everyone

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 20, 2016 12:21 AM (hipNa)

343 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!



By hand, no less!

Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2016 12:11 AM (/cksx)'
HOly formatting, Batman - you lost your strike! Muhahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:22 AM (tHwdc)

344 I installed an electric outlet in my driveway for landscape lighting and a tenant thought it was permission to charge her Leaf car. I would never have presumed that. Is that too grumpy and old?

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:19 AM (M3DRt)



Wire a meter to it, and bill her accordingly.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2016 12:22 AM (v5iqM)

345 Bollocks. Off old sock.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at November 20, 2016 12:22 AM (Ojki1)

346 I installed an electric outlet in my driveway for landscape lighting and a tenant thought it was permission to charge her Leaf car. I would never have presumed that. Is that too grumpy and old?

If you're the one paying the electric bill, lock it up or rip it out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:22 AM (IcT7t)

347 I heard there's actually a mall down there. Outlets include:

- Discount Used Plungers
- Popeye's Fried Spinach
- Bed, Bath and Belch

Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Popeye's is next to the Used Sex Toy Store
and the Ted Kennedy School of Driving and Swimming Instruction.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:22 AM (hVdx9)

348 Arbalest, thanks! No, I will *not* be declining sedation. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:23 AM (u8kLQ)

349 331 I installed an electric outlet in my driveway for landscape lighting and a tenant thought it was permission to charge her Leaf car. I would never have presumed that. Is that too grumpy and old?

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:19 AM (M3DRt)




I'd have that on its own breaker. And if she did that I'd leave it on until she went inside, and then shut off the breaker. And just do that randomly. Until she stops doing it.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2016 12:23 AM (bMG0w)

350 qdpsteve, if they didn't give you the nasty stuff to completely empty your bowels and colon, are you sure you're having a colonoscopy? They really have to clean you out to perform the procedure. I've had a couple because they keep finding polyps, so I get them about every three or four years. They should use that stuff at Gitmo as torture. Or as a secret weapon somehow. Put it in a water supply somewhere and wait until everyone is squatting and just walk in and take over the place. Be sure to wear hip waders to get through the shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 20, 2016 12:23 AM (9iR5/)

351 I installed an electric outlet in my driveway for landscape lighting and a tenant thought it was permission to charge her Leaf car. I would never have presumed that. Is that too grumpy and old?

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:19 AM (M3DRt)

Who pays utilities? If she does, no big deal, if you do, get your own metered outlet for her to recharge from. Car charging is certainly not on the "normal" list of permissible usage of paid utilities. Would you fill up her gas car?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:23 AM (bY0uH)

352
Neener.....






Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 20, 2016 12:11 AM (d76uN)


I saw that pussy, Timbo. Don't even try to hide it. You've got it in your hand.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:23 AM (tHwdc)

353 331 I installed an electric outlet in my driveway for landscape lighting and a tenant thought it was permission to charge her Leaf car. I would never have presumed that. Is that too grumpy and old?
Posted by: Gene Parmesan
------------------

Yeah. That's grumpy.
You rented to a tree hugger with an electric car - your fault. Of course she needs to plug it in.

Now, the answer we need is - is she cute? And what's your zip code?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 20, 2016 12:24 AM (YIArM)

354 Heh! My only "connection" to Southern Miss is driving through Hatiesburg back in 1990 on my way to Biloxi. Also, I had a roomate in the USAF who was friends with Louie Lipps (ex Southern Miss and Pitt Steelers). WR).
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2016 12:14 AM (tT/X6)




I know there are several Packer fans in the Horde and I have no shame in saying Mississippi State should have recruited Brett Farve. And Jerry Rice. And Steve McNair. And hired, when they had the chance, Bruce Arians. And Steve Spurrier. At least we have a head coach now, who despite having issues with:1. finding a kicker, 2. getting a good OL coach, and 3. FOR GOD'S SAKE GETTING AND KEEPING A DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR WORTH A FLYING FUCK, can coach the hell out of a quarterback.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 20, 2016 12:24 AM (GUBah)

355 The mechanics of bonds is a bit complicated. For example, suppose I buy a 10 yr bond at a coupon rate of 3%, and interest drop to nothing. The value of that bond goes way up, and I can see on the market for a nice profit. Or I can hold it can continue to take the 3%. If the interest rate goes way up, the value of that bond drops.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2016 12:08 AM (DW+jj)

And it has a real depressing effect on the price of real estate. Rates go up, prices come down, good for buyer, but the seller can find themselves underwater. Plus, a lot of people have their home as their main retirement investment.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 12:24 AM (1JnAL)

356 Oh shit, I forgot to deliver all these Hillary ballots in my trunk.

Oh well.

**dumps into the barrel**


Posted by: some Dem poll worker in PA at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (OpK2H)



*Observes Barrel Vomiting*


Damn. There's apparently some things even too foul for Teh Barrel to ingest.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2016 12:24 AM (v5iqM)

357

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:09 AM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc)


Hey, how big is it? I want to know how much it's grown since I planted it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 20, 2016 12:24 AM (wB8Tg)

358 Tilikum, now I remember. Thanks!

Also I think it's closed down now, but at the Barrel Mall there used to be a location of the Alec Baldwin School of Charm.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:24 AM (u8kLQ)

359 Dimmit. Now someone sent me a box full of vampire bats. Into the barrel they go.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (hVdx9)

I think those were snacks for AtC's raptors...

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at November 20, 2016 12:24 AM (Ojki1)

360 Dammit! We fucked up that mine again. What to do with all the waste? whistles and casually strolls towards barrel

hums softly and looks around. dumps poisonous mine waste down barrel

Ah, Miller Time baby!!

Posted by: EPA at November 20, 2016 12:25 AM (tT/X6)

361
The Real Donald Trump the fake news media doesn't want you to see:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afRKwTuq4j8

If your eyes aren't watering by 4 minutes...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2016 12:25 AM (t9/mo)

362 Miley, I do hope you wore rubber boots into the
barrel. The one time I got stuck in there, it bleached my feet up past
the ankles.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of
Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:15 AM (IcT7t)


Barefoot I am, Senor Blanco. No tengo basura.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:25 AM (tHwdc)

363 I saw that pussy, Timbo. Don't even try to hide it. You've got it in your hand.


Posted by: Miley
****

A pussy in the hand...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)

364 Old Blue, they gave it to me. Suprep Bowel Kit.

I start ingesting it at 5pm tomorrow evening. My procedure is scheduled for Monday at 9am.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:25 AM (u8kLQ)

365 She unplugged crap to charge her car. Not modern enough, I guess.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:26 AM (M3DRt)

366 Posted by: an Amazon delivery drone at November 20, 2016 12:18 AM (OpK2H)


<swipes at delivery drone and misses, roars and beats chest>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:27 AM (tHwdc)

367 Nothing new on Drudge. Nothing new at the TrumpHouse. Nothing new at Trumpbart. I already knew everything at Today I Found Out. Sent my monthly hate mail to Waterson for quitting on Calvin and Hobbes.

It feels good getting your schedule cleared.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 20, 2016 12:27 AM (d76uN)

368 I'll survive. And my family has promised to take me through any drive-thru I choose on the way home from the hospital.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2016 11:58


Jules has the same thing on Tues. And I need to do the same after the first of the yr when we change insurance.

Be well.

Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2016 12:27 AM (o/90i)

369 Barefoot I am, Senor Blanco. No tengo basura.

Well, shit. https://youtu.be/GHVW-S9JkKA (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:27 AM (IcT7t)

370 She unplugged crap to charge her car. Not modern enough, I guess.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:26 AM (M3DRt)

You could always rewire the outside outlet to put 220 volts on it. (whistles innocently)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:28 AM (bY0uH)

371 Also Old Blue: LOL. I wouldn't mind trying that takeover technique at a few of my former employers' locations.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:28 AM (u8kLQ)

372 She unplugged crap to charge her car. Not modern enough, I guess.
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:26 AM (M3DRt)

=====

As stated above, seperate breaker. Throw it when they come home daily.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:28 AM (U77o1)

373 Farmer, thanks! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:28 AM (u8kLQ)

374 So...

OPM has done fuck-all to secure shit.

*looks around for shocked face*

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 20, 2016 12:28 AM (a9WKV)

375 Miley, I do hope you wore rubber boots into the
barrel. The one time I got stuck in there, it bleached my feet up past
the ankles.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of
Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:15 AM (IcT7t)


Barefoot I am, Senor Blanco. No tengo basura.


Posted by: Miley
****

Then you should feel the wolf spiders crawling up your legs to escape the sticky stuff at the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:29 AM (hVdx9)

376 NY Times Poll has Hillary up big in Wisconsin. #MadamPresident

Posted by: Polling man at November 20, 2016 12:29 AM (mDh27)

377 You could always rewire the outside outlet to put 220 volts on it. (whistles innocently)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:28 AM (bY0uH)

========

Now THAT would be freaking funny.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:29 AM (U77o1)

378 When I was a kid, I saw a bumper sticker that said The Media is Lying to You.

And I thought, this man is an conspiracy theorist weirdo.

Now the media is less reliable than the Wikileaks about spirit-cooking. So yeah, the universe is actively changing the genre.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2016 12:30 AM (VdICR)

379 Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:19 AM (M3DRt)

Well, if you don't mind her charging her power use to your bill, don't say anything. If you object to her kilowatt usage being charged to your bill, burn down her Leaf. That's the problem with all these special snowflakes. They think that electricity is free and always abundant at the nearest outlet regardless of who has to pay for that usage. TANSTAAFL!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 20, 2016 12:30 AM (9iR5/)

380 Dammit, I keep trying to recycle all these old used tampons but they're so stinky, nobody will come anywhere near them. Into the barrel they go!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 20, 2016 12:30 AM (u8kLQ)

381 >>>Barefoot I am, Senor Blanco.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:25 AM (tHwdc)<<<




Oh, yeah, That's hot!!!


**33 seconds and several tissues later**


Great, now where am I gonna toss these. Oh, lookie here.


**flings into The Barrel**

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at November 20, 2016 12:30 AM (OpK2H)

382 *looks around for shocked face*

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 20, 2016 12:28 AM (a9WKV) fnord (a9WKV)


I think Miley is using it right now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 20, 2016 12:31 AM (wB8Tg)

383 (dumps it all into the barrel)

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 20, 2016 12:18 AM (u8kLQ)

<grabs exercise band and thwacks it at Harry's eye. Now he looks like Odin>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:31 AM (tHwdc)

384 Tilikum, now I remember. Thanks!

Also I think it's closed down now, but at the Barrel Mall there used to be a location of the Alec Baldwin School of Charm.

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

I went there once. I got punched, kicked, and cursed out just for walking in the door.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:31 AM (hVdx9)

385 NY Times Poll has Hillary up big in Wisconsin. #MadamPresident
Posted by: Polling man at November 20, 2016 12:29 AM (mDh27)

I remember when the Times had a poll like that for me. Happiest days of my life.

Damn you Walker for putting my skull on your throne!

Posted by: Never Governor Tom Barrett at November 20, 2016 12:31 AM (Ojki1)

386 What did you do, Miley?

Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 20, 2016 12:33 AM (a9WKV)

387 She unplugged crap to charge her car. Not modern enough, I guess.

Seriously, locking outlet cover. They do exist. She damages the cover to recharge her shitbox car, you now have reason to evict.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:34 AM (IcT7t)

388 Miiiileeyyy. Oh Millleeeyyyyyyyyy. I'm coming for you.
My teeth are freshly sharpened too.

Posted by: Scary Voice In The Barrel at November 20, 2016 12:34 AM (hVdx9)

389 I went there once. I got punched, kicked, and cursed out just for walking in the door.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale


YA DID IT THE WRONG WAY YOU JACKASS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin, President of the Alec Baldwin School of Charm, now defunct thanks to assholes at the F at November 20, 2016 12:34 AM (u8kLQ)

390 Well, it became clear you weren't here just for the posting, so......

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:18 AM (U77o1)


Well I'm sure as hell not here for the ORAL SEX!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:34 AM (tHwdc)

391 364 Old Blue, they gave it to me. Suprep Bowel Kit.

I start ingesting it at 5pm tomorrow evening. My procedure is scheduled for Monday at 9am.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:25 AM (u8kLQ)

That is the better one. Wife and I had ours last December, different Drs, different preps. I had that one, she had the other which included Miralax and suppositories. She was in awful shape by the time she had hers. Me? I just felt like a firehose.

BTW, it's not a fart. None of them are. If you think you have to fart, get on the toilet. Trust me on this one also.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 12:35 AM (1JnAL)

392 Well, it became clear you weren't here just for the posting, so......

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:18 AM (U77o1)


Well I'm sure as hell not here for the ORAL SEX!


Posted by: Miley
****

Then you shouldn't have lit up the the "grail" beacon.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:35 AM (hVdx9)

393 Ashley, thanks. Glad to hear Suprep is the better one. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:36 AM (u8kLQ)

394 Dimmit. Now someone sent me a box full of vampire bats. Into the barrel they go.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (hVdx9)


ftftftftftftftftftftftftftft
NOW I am their QUEEN!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:36 AM (tHwdc)

395 I went there once. I got punched, kicked, and cursed out just for walking in the door.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

YA DID IT THE WRONG WAY YOU JACKASS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin, President of the Alec Baldwin School of Charm, now defunct thanks to assholes at the F
****

I'm getting my gun...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:36 AM (hVdx9)

396 Oh shit, I forgot to deliver all these Hillary ballots in my trunk.

Oh well.

**dumps into the barrel**


Posted by: some Dem poll worker in PA at November 20, 2016 12:20 AM (OpK2H)


<grabs AOP's pussy, too>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:37 AM (tHwdc)

397 Well I'm sure as hell not here for the ORAL SEX!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:34 AM (tHwdc)

========

Are any of us here for that, really? I mean, let's be honest with ourselves.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:37 AM (U77o1)

398 Well I'm sure as hell not here for the ORAL SEX!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:34 AM (tHwdc)

========

Are any of us here for that, really? I mean, let's be honest with ourselves.


Posted by: Flyboy
****

My USB port keeps shocking me.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:38 AM (hVdx9)

399 Bollocks. Off old sock.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at November 20, 2016 12:22 AM (Ojki1)



<seizes bollocks and sock>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:38 AM (tHwdc)

400 Well I'm sure as hell not here for the ORAL SEX!
Posted by: Miley


But darling, the oral sex is here for *you*!!!

Posted by: Barrel Preverts Society at November 20, 2016 12:39 AM (u8kLQ)

401

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:37 AM (tHwdc)

Well, it is in my lap. Seems being a lap cat is agreeable duty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:39 AM (bY0uH)

402 Well, since no one wants these scorpions, into the barrel they go.
Hope nobody is in there. I mean, I might feel bad for a second or two.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:39 AM (hVdx9)

403 My USB port keeps shocking me.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:38 AM (hVdx9)

======

Well, I guess that could be cool, but USB is only about 2.5 amps.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:39 AM (U77o1)

404 I am going to warn her that there are no free lunches. She is cute.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:39 AM (M3DRt)

405 Well I'm sure as hell not here for the ORAL SEX!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:34 AM (tHwdc)

========

Are any of us here for that, really? I mean, let's be honest with ourselves.


Posted by: Flyboy
****

My USB port keeps shocking me.


Be grateful the machine doesn't have firewire.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:40 AM (IcT7t)

406 Popeye's is next to the Used Sex Toy Store

and the Ted Kennedy School of Driving and Swimming Instruction.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:22 AM (hVdx9)



I would NEVER eat anything down here, and I AM THE SEX TOY! Hahahahah!
But you don't want to touch this without gloves. Chain mail gloves.

<sharpens fangs of vagina dentata>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:41 AM (tHwdc)

407 Well, I guess that could be cool, but USB is only about 2.5 amps.

Posted by: Flyboy
****

Still hurts my tongue tho.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:41 AM (hVdx9)

408 >> I am going to warn her that there are no free lunches. She is cute.


We'll need pics or access to her showercam.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2016 12:41 AM (pyZce)

409 Well I'm sure as hell not here for the ORAL SEX!

Posted by: Miley
------------------

Really?
We're not? What is this line for, then?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 20, 2016 12:42 AM (YIArM)

410 Can't believe all the stupid trashmen, trashwomen and trashtransgenders are all on strike again. What the f*#k are we gonna do with these 38 metric tons of flaming sewage?!? Hey wait, I know!!!

*dumps it down the barrel*

Posted by: Bill de Blasio at November 20, 2016 12:42 AM (u8kLQ)

411 Popeye's is next to the Used Sex Toy Store

and the Ted Kennedy School of Driving and Swimming Instruction.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:22 AM (hVdx9)



I would NEVER eat anything down here, and I AM THE SEX TOY! Hahahahah!
But you don't want to touch this without gloves. Chain mail gloves.




Posted by: Miley
****

The barrel changes a person.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:42 AM (hVdx9)

412 I'd like to put my vote in here for Keith Ellison for DNC chair, how do I do that?

Please, Keith Ellison for DNC chair. I might donate for that stupidity.

Nah...I'll just sit by and laugh.

Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2016 12:42 AM (o/90i)

413 Oh, Miley.
You copied and pasted in error,
So we sent you away.
Oh, Miley.
Now you're forever stuck in The Barrel,
Pray someone saves you one day,
Oh, Miley.

Posted by: Barry Moronlow at November 20, 2016 12:42 AM (OpK2H)

414 Of course she needs to plug it in.






heh. that's what he said

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:42 AM (tHwdc)

415 I am going to warn her that there are no free lunches. She is cute.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:39 AM (M3DRt)

Take a cardboard, paint it red, and equip it with a "T" handle on top made of some pieces of broomstick. Place it over the outlet box, with lettering on it that says "Leaf Blower".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:42 AM (bY0uH)

416

qdpsteve:

An inter-dimensional message for you, from an entity of terrible power:

Sleep deprivation does 90% of what sedation does, and allows you to sleep immediately once you've left the building.


... now recovering from some sort of AT&T-style mind control event ...

Posted by: Arbalest at November 20, 2016 12:43 AM (FlRtG)

417 I had no idea that Aunt Harriet actually appeared in the comics, and looked it up. Indeed they did. She was introduced by Julius Schwartz, editor, and poor Alfred killed off, to quell the notion that something 'odd' was going on at Wayne Manor.

Some anti-comic book crusader in the '50s first brought it up. And there were many unfortunate little glitches in the comics that gave fuel to it. When Robin was first introduced, in 1940, the cover had the Batman was going to take "an ally" in the fight against crime. They dropped much of the space between "an" and "ally" in the final cover print.

At first blush, it appeare to read "The Batman. That Amazing, weird figure of night, at last takes under his mantle anally in his relentless fight against crime....Robin, the Boy Wonder!"

And there were several other little slip ups over the years as well.

Superman was a fascist, Wonder Woman a lesbo, and Batman and Robin totally teh gay, said the anti-comic coalition of the '50s.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2016 12:43 AM (DW+jj)

418 Well I'm sure as hell not here for the ORAL SEX!

Posted by: Miley
------------------

Really?
We're not? What is this line for, then?

Posted by: Chi
****

Sex with Madonna...or McDonna...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:43 AM (hVdx9)

419

https://youtu.be/SKgBTaLKR84 (nsfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:44 AM (IcT7t)

420 Still hurts my tongue tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:41 AM (hVdx9)

=======%

Confusing Amps and Volts is not recommended.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:44 AM (U77o1)

421 Arbalest, thanks! No, I will *not* be declining sedation. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:23 AM (u8kLQ)


I think I might need some toooooo

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:44 AM (tHwdc)

422 Arbalest, heard that too.

Planning on spending a *lot* of time, and probably sleeping on the toilet tomorrow night. Will have with me a pillow, my phone and a radio.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:44 AM (u8kLQ)

423 The barrel changes a person.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:42 AM (hVdx9)

I believe the scientific term is "mutates".

Posted by: Never Governor Tom Barrett at November 20, 2016 12:45 AM (Ojki1)

424 Planning on spending a *lot* of time, and probably sleeping on the toilet tomorrow night. Will have with me a pillow, my phone and a radio.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:44 AM (u8kLQ)

Get a Lazy Boy reclining toilet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:46 AM (bY0uH)

425 Hey, how big is it? I want to know how much it's grown since I planted it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 20, 2016 12:24 AM (wB8Tg)



It's YUUUUUUUUUGE

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:46 AM (tHwdc)

426 Arbalest, thanks! No, I will *not* be declining sedation. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:23 AM (u8kLQ)


I think I might need some toooooo


Posted by: Miley
****
Just let some of the scorpions sting you. Same effect more or less. And I base this on....absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:46 AM (hVdx9)

427 How fares the killer cactus?

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep)


Funny you should ask ...

The City of the Green Glen objected to the ents in the back yard. Got bulk trash pickup coming soon so we added about 10 bags to the stuff we hacked down after Halloween. The hubby looks around the yard as we stagger back to the new old house & mumbles something about not looking like we did anything ...

Posted by: Adriane the Victorian Landscaping with Topiary Critic ... at November 20, 2016 12:46 AM (AoK0a)

428 408, those are on my private server with my yoga routines

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 12:47 AM (M3DRt)

429 AOP, LOL.

When I recline it all the way, the water leaks out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:47 AM (u8kLQ)

430 Sex with Madonna...or McDonna...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
------------------

I'm pretty sure on that second one, you were trying to say Andie MacDowell, NOT Michael McDonald, right?
(I'm willing to give you a pass on the Madonna thing...)

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 20, 2016 12:48 AM (YIArM)

431 Superman was a fascist, Wonder Woman a lesbo, and Batman and Robin totally teh gay, said the anti-comic coalition of the '50s.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2016 12:43 AM (DW+jj)

And 60 some years later, we have comic writers working to make the characters that, 'cause diversity.

Tis a mad world after all.

Posted by: Bete stays up at November 20, 2016 12:48 AM (Ojki1)

432 hums softly and looks around. dumps poisonous mine waste down barrel



Ah, Miller Time baby!!

Posted by: EPA at November 20, 2016 12:25 AM (tT/X6)



First Ghostbusters, then the Colorado...now this. YOU BASTARDS!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:48 AM (tHwdc)

433 Proof we're in an alternate universe:

Its spelled Berenstain Bears

and

Donald Trump is President Elect

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2016 12:48 AM (bMG0w)

434 Posted by: Adriane the Victorian Landscaping with Topiary Critic ... at November 20, 2016 12:46 AM (AoK0a)

So what's a tope?, he asked, while vainly looking for apes in the apiary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:48 AM (bY0uH)

435 Sex with Madonna...or McDonna...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
------------------

I'm pretty sure on that second one, you were trying to say Andie MacDowell, NOT Michael McDonald, right?
(I'm willing to give you a pass on the Madonna thing...)

Posted by: Chi
****

Madonna = McDonna- (over a billion served)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:48 AM (hVdx9)

436 Proof we're in an alternate universe:

Its spelled Berenstain Bears

and

Donald Trump is President Elect

Posted by: buzzion
****

And a dead guy is still posting.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:50 AM (hVdx9)

437 A pussy in the hand...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)


Oho, not mine!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:50 AM (tHwdc)

438 Stupid Sacramento, they sent me too many thousand of these live tasers! They're stinging me as I speak. I'll just dispose of them here...

*dumps live tasers down the barrel*

Posted by: LAPD Chief Charlie Beck at November 20, 2016 12:51 AM (u8kLQ)

439 And a dead guy is still posting.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:50 AM (hVdx9)

Forget it, he's on a roll.

Posted by: Delta House at November 20, 2016 12:51 AM (Ojki1)

440 Madonna = McDonna- (over a billion served)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:48 AM (hVdx9)

The lips that shipped a thousand cranks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:51 AM (bY0uH)

441
qdpsteve:

While recovering from the telepathic message, let me point out that I did all three of my colonoscopies (initial, 30-day false-alarm & 1-2/3 year Just-in-Case) without sedation.

The cramping was not too bad; eat a large raw tomato and a package of the large white mushrooms (the ones in the blue package), and you will suffer worse cramps for longer.

The One Thing To NOT Do:
Get "We're Off to See The Wizard" stuck in your mind

The Only Thing Worse:
Start humming it ... on the gurney.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 20, 2016 12:52 AM (FlRtG)

442 Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of
Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:27 AM (IcT7t)




SO you say, but have you TRULY repented?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:52 AM (tHwdc)

443 A pussy in the hand...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)


Oho, not mine!


Posted by: Miley
****

Now that yours has grown teeth, it would be the other way around.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:52 AM (hVdx9)

444 Arbalest, I just hope I don't start making "what can brown do for YOU?" jokes. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:53 AM (u8kLQ)

445 Arbalest, I just hope I don't start making "what can brown do for YOU?" jokes. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

As you are being scoped, it would be an excellent time to ask, "can you hear me now?"

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:54 AM (hVdx9)

446 Madonna - To go where EVERYBODY has gone before.

I'll pass.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2016 12:54 AM (tT/X6)

447 So what's a tope?, he asked, while vainly looking for apes in the apiary.

Apes are masters of camouflage ... just ask Charlton Heston ...

Posted by: Adriane the Victorian Landscaping with Topiary Critic ... at November 20, 2016 12:54 AM (AoK0a)

448 Tasers? Really? REALLY?


SO, you guys remember my first Barreling, yes? Numero uno?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:54 AM (tHwdc)

449 The One Thing To NOT Do:
Get "We're Off to See The Wizard" stuck in your mind

The Only Thing Worse:
Start humming it ... on the gurney.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 20, 2016 12:52 AM (FlRtG)

If you are doing it unsedated, it would be funny as hell to conceal a tiny LED flashlight in your mouth, and then, at the crucial moment, snap it on with your tongue, and slowly protrude it out through your lips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 12:54 AM (bY0uH)

450 Tilikum, LOL.

I can just imagine the examiner: "Yeah, I've never heard that one before." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:55 AM (u8kLQ)

451 AOP, OMG. I'm laughing louder at tonight's ONT that I think ever before... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:56 AM (u8kLQ)

452 When I recline it all the way, the water leaks out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 12:47 AM (u8kLQ)

======

Alright everyone, if we keep this shit up I am going to describe, in very graphic detail, my terrible experience getting a subcutaneous cyst removed from the top of my left ear today. Fair warning.

I am armed and ready to talk.....

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:56 AM (U77o1)

453 If you are doing it unsedated, it would be funny as hell to conceal a tiny LED flashlight in your mouth, and then, at the crucial moment, snap it on with your tongue, and slowly protrude it out through your lips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


you a bad man, Mr. Peon ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Joker Critic ... at November 20, 2016 12:57 AM (AoK0a)

454

<patiently rolls a cigarette>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 12:57 AM (tHwdc)

455 SO you say, but have you TRULY repented?

Madam, I AM a moron. To be truly repentant would imply that I am completely cognizant of my actions.

The moron lifestyle precludes that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:57 AM (IcT7t)

456 If you are doing it unsedated, it would be funny as hell to conceal a tiny LED flashlight in your mouth, and then, at the crucial moment, snap it on with your tongue, and slowly protrude it out through your lips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

Don't forget the look of panic. They really need to sell it for maximum effect.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:57 AM (hVdx9)

457
AOP:

If you are doing it unsedated, it would be funny as hell to conceal a tiny LED flashlight in your mouth, and then, at the crucial moment, snap it on with your tongue, and slowly protrude it out through your lips.

... only if you can channel Jerry Lewis, and then go with the following 15 minutes of pandemonium ... realizing that YOU are in a truly bad position for just about all eventualities ...

Posted by: Arbalest at November 20, 2016 12:59 AM (FlRtG)

458 Shit.
Wind has moved in pretty strong tonight
Now I have to get my crack out of the sack to go adjust the rabbit ears in order to watch the Psych reruns...
#firstworldprobpems

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 20, 2016 12:59 AM (YIArM)

459 I am armed and ready to talk.....

Posted by: Flyboy at November 20, 2016 12:56 AM (U77o1)

Got muh scroller right-cheer

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:00 AM (tHwdc)

460 While I have never had a colonoscopy, I have been scoped.
First he showed me this little rod 1/2 in diameter.
When I turned away he brought out the real one made with 1950's tech. I think a Coke can would have been the approximate diameter of this thing.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 01:00 AM (hVdx9)

461 I heard a theory tonight that miscarriages are at an all time high because of people flushing drugs down toilets

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 01:00 AM (M3DRt)

462 Trump currently down 4 points in Florida.

He loses Florida it's over, fellas, say hello to Madame President.

Posted by: Bill Whine at November 20, 2016 01:00 AM (KLyOA)

463 Say, is the dolby surround sound still working in the barrel? 'Cause I've got a Yoko/Hillary cd featuring 25 digitally remastered trance remixes......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 20, 2016 01:00 AM (CWsiT)

464 Madam, I AM a moron. To be truly repentant would imply that I am completely cognizant of my actions.



The moron lifestyle precludes that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of
Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 12:57 AM (IcT7t)


And I respect that.
<lights cigarette, exhales?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:01 AM (tHwdc)

465 Say, is the dolby surround sound still working in the barrel? 'Cause I've got a Yoko/Hillary cd featuring 25 digitally remastered trance remixes......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****

Jaysus man. Have a little mercy and play the sounds of animals being slaughtered instead.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 01:02 AM (hVdx9)

466 (scritch, scritch, scritch)

Whew! Only 965 more turns, and I will have this pole unscrewed from ass!

Posted by: Poll Man at November 20, 2016 01:02 AM (bY0uH)

467 Uncle, if you drop Yoko in here, I will make not only this life, but your next THREE lives a hell beyond imagination

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:03 AM (tHwdc)

468 465. No Phillip Glass, then? Say, betcha I got a cd of some Vietnamese pop songs somewhere.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 20, 2016 01:03 AM (CWsiT)

469 lights cigarette, exhales?

Don't inhale! DON'T INHALE !!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton ... at November 20, 2016 01:05 AM (AoK0a)

470 So, have I suffered enough yet? May I come out?


Anyway, that crazy FB harpy that got me thrown here in the first place...



You wanna know what happened?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:05 AM (tHwdc)

471 465. No Phillip Glass, then? Say, betcha I got a cd of some Vietnamese pop songs somewhere.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 20, 2016 01:03 AM (CWsiT)

How about Nestor Pistor's greatest hits?

Posted by: Poll Man at November 20, 2016 01:05 AM (bY0uH)

472 Now that yours has grown teeth, it would be the other way around.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 12:52 AM (hVdx9)


<quiet, evil laugh>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:06 AM (tHwdc)

473 ** Ties end **

** feeds rope down the barrel **

Posted by: Adriane the Spelunking Critic ... at November 20, 2016 01:07 AM (AoK0a)

474 <drops voice to a hoarse whisper>



She....

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:07 AM (tHwdc)

475 467. Miley, I've got a half-cajun ex-wife, had two Tex Mex girlfriends, and am pursuing young lady whose daddy hijacked a fishing boat at gunpoint to escape Vietnam.

Hell holds no surprises for me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 20, 2016 01:07 AM (CWsiT)

476 How about Nestor Pistor's greatest hits?
Posted by: Poll Man


Slim Bullfrog's Music could gag a goat.

Posted by: Memories of Opus Penguin ... at November 20, 2016 01:08 AM (AoK0a)

477 Keep on keeping on morons. I'm off to take pets for a nap. Might be back tonight or not.

Prayers up for lindafell and pale rider who had recent losses.

Remember....HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!

Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2016 01:08 AM (o/90i)

478 Just a little to the right, eh!

Posted by: Arne Saknussem at November 20, 2016 01:08 AM (bY0uH)

479 Remember....HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!

WOOT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:09 AM (IcT7t)

480 I get annoyed when I walk in my office and find a phone lying on my desk because someone snuck in there to charge it. Do it at home!

I'm curious about International Men Day. Is it a shopping holiday? Does it mean when I get my purchases home I'll find a complimentary man slid between the leaf bags and the de-icer? Because I could sure use some help with trimming some branches out back. (Mostly holding the ladder and being my spotter AKA call the ambulance.)

Or is it more of a competition to see who can collect the most from different countries? Can I trade with someone if I get too many from one country?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 20, 2016 01:09 AM (UwMHj)

481 <grabs rope>

.....asked


<hauls herself out of Barrel and shakes unspeakable matter from herself>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:09 AM (tHwdc)

482 SHE ASKED TO FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK!!!


Bwahahahahahahahaha!


I have unspeakable powers, my friends. Unspeakable.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:10 AM (tHwdc)

483 I dunno, been four or five years since I've been to the barrel. Anything new in there, or is it all still slimy, repulsive, and smells like forty year old sneakers? With crawly things.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 20, 2016 01:10 AM (9iR5/)

484 Hell holds no surprises for me.

I respectfully point out that list does not contain Helen Thomas naked ...

Posted by: Adriane the Religious Philosophy Critic ... at November 20, 2016 01:10 AM (AoK0a)

485 Miley, don't forget the post-Barrel debriefing process.

Also, you'll have to be scrubbed down. Think "Silkwood." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 01:11 AM (u8kLQ)

486

.....asked





Posted by: Miley,
****
You think shaking it off works? Hahahahaha.
Remember that Buddhist monk that set himself on fire?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 01:12 AM (hVdx9)

487 I, who Represented Pure Unmitigated Hatred to her, had her purring like a sweet kitty cat by the time I was through with her.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:12 AM (tHwdc)

488 Given #487, I demand to be properly cleansed.

As John Oliver said, "DO IT! DO IT!"

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:13 AM (tHwdc)

489 480, a phone is not a car

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 01:14 AM (M3DRt)

490 Given #487, I demand to be properly cleansed.

Can we even do a level 5 decon?

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:14 AM (IcT7t)

491 It's late. I'm tired. Just read the post. Haven't read the comments. Tell me all about them, in fifteen words or less.

I must be losing my Election Night High. Starting to think, again, about the disaster that my life is and how worthless is everything I try to do.

I think I'll go pour myself a drink. That will surely help.

Oh yeah: HI, everybody.

Posted by: mindful webworker - toxically masculine... -ish at November 20, 2016 01:14 AM (4RRDi)

492 I will save my Triple Crown for another time.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:14 AM (tHwdc)

493 Naughty Pine, International Men's Day is when we all sit around, drink beer, swat flies, tell lies, pass gas, grab pussy, shoot guns, blow a few things up, talk about fast cars and faster women, compare battle scars, and laugh at pajama bois. And have a bonfire. Can't have all of that without a bonfire.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 20, 2016 01:15 AM (9iR5/)

494 Level 5? Fiiine. I'll go pick up some guys from the front of Home Depot...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 01:15 AM (hVdx9)

495 Posted by: mindful webworker - toxically masculine... -ish




I may be your polar opposite.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:16 AM (tHwdc)

496 Cameo appearance, will read through tomorrow.

Prolific bunch tonight, 500 commentshots fired. Nice!

Posted by: Halfwise at November 20, 2016 01:16 AM (rB/gm)

497 Somehow I lost the part I copied about the Leaf chick. Get the breaker before you come home to find an extension cord with a phone charger on the other end, charging the neighborhood phones and tablets.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 20, 2016 01:16 AM (UwMHj)

498 484. The torments of the grave and Sheol do not include the likes of that. We, made in His image, fallible and deluded clay though we be, can never have gone so far astray as that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 20, 2016 01:16 AM (CWsiT)

499 If you have a Twitter account, you might want to report this account:

https://twitter.com/everytrumpdonor

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 20, 2016 01:17 AM (vBeA5)

500
What's this?

Ben Carson reveals the REAL REASON he didn't accept a cabinet position:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcNEDLh5VDw

He took a better job with a lobbying firm. Wait what?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2016 01:17 AM (t9/mo)

501 Level 5? Fiiine. I'll go pick up some guys from the front of Home Depot...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 01:15 AM (hVdx9)


Now that's cold. COLD. So I'll never share my secret of how to get my enemies to eat out of my hand.

<stalks off indignantly, leaving a slimy trail behind her>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 20, 2016 01:18 AM (tHwdc)

502 Level 5? Fiiine. I'll go pick up some guys from the front of Home Depot...

Good idea, it's probably better to use disposables.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:18 AM (IcT7t)

503 Burn the Leaf chicks car down. Lithium Ion batteries burn with great intensity and are great for roasting marshmallows. The look on her face would be priceless.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 20, 2016 01:18 AM (9iR5/)

504 deplorable Old Blue, how is that different from any given weekend day? Except this weekend falling when it does, the bonfire would be at deer camp around here.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 20, 2016 01:19 AM (UwMHj)

505 Well, I see Pussy Riot has weighed in on the election and Trump's victory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-bKFo30o2o

I get a slight impression they don't like this turn of events. There's a lot of grabbing in that video. And branding.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2016 01:19 AM (DW+jj)

506 Hell holds no surprises for me.

I respectfully point out that list does not contain Helen Thomas naked ..

=======
Fer cryin' out loud, I finally get my mind's eye bleached and you.........

*shakes fist*
*turns around*
*trudges back to the therapist*

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 20, 2016 01:19 AM (dIc3Q)

507 505. My favorite video of them was shot at Sochi in 2014. Cossacks smacked one of the guys with them with a volchatka, and the girls got a blast of pepper spray.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 20, 2016 01:22 AM (CWsiT)

508 ICYMI:

Hillary Clinton will *never* be President.

Posted by: ibguy at November 20, 2016 01:22 AM (vUcdz)

509 NaughtyPine, mostly the bonfire. Generally it's done in the garage. But on International Men's Day, we have a bonfire. With beer. Lots and lots of beer. And laughing at pajama bois. Those guys gave up their nads a long time ago. They are not men, they are eunuchs. And they still aren't getting laid.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 20, 2016 01:23 AM (9iR5/)

510 Deplorable Blue, I did see the replacement battery costs 5 grand

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 01:23 AM (M3DRt)

511 462 Trump currently down 4 points in Florida.

He loses Florida it's over, fellas, say hello to Madame President.


--------------

Ironically, he did not need Florida to win in the end. That was one of those annoying "expert" talking points that were repeated over and over.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 20, 2016 01:23 AM (EmgqP)

512 498 484. The torments of the grave and Sheol do not include the likes of that. We, made in His image, fallible and deluded clay though we be, can never have gone so far astray as that.

S U P R I S E !!!!

Posted by: Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light, in charge while the Big L is vacationing in LA ... at November 20, 2016 01:24 AM (AoK0a)

513 Oh, the lithium battery bonfire is an IMD tradition? Sounds cool. Enjoy your holiday.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 20, 2016 01:25 AM (UwMHj)

514 It is the not asking that irks me

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 01:25 AM (M3DRt)

515 Now that's cold. COLD. So I'll never share my secret of how to get my enemies to eat out of my hand.




Posted by: Miley
****

Hey now, see post 502.
This is not Blanco's and I first level 5 rodeo. What do you think happened to Amish Dude? MUMR? NOW do you understand?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 01:26 AM (hVdx9)

516

499 Hat

Reported. Included 5 of s/h/it's tweets.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 20, 2016 01:26 AM (FlRtG)

517 Gene, fire departments around the country have to be trained to deal with electric and hybrid cars in accidents and may be on fire. The electric potential is huge, not to mention the reaction of the batteries with different suppressants. A firefighter could be killed by nothing more than putting water on a battery fire.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 20, 2016 01:27 AM (9iR5/)

518 499 If you have a Twitter account, you might want to report this account:

https://twitter.com/everytrumpdonor
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 20, 2016 01:17 AM (vBeA5)


They did the Democrats up until election day.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 01:27 AM (1JnAL)

519 Ironically, he did not need Florida to win in the end. That was one of those annoying "expert" talking points that were repeated over and over.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 20, 2016 01:23 AM (EmgqP)



Wait. Are you telling me that the MSM experts actually didn't know what the fuck they were talking about?

This is my shocked face. :-o

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2016 01:27 AM (ZLQuU)

520 LOL.

At Twitter, I'm hearing *Steve Bannon* attended Hamilton tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 01:27 AM (u8kLQ)

521 Reading backward upthread. Looks lively.

Palpatine: ...am pursuing young lady whose daddy hijacked a fishing boat at gunpoint to escape Vietnam...

Devious Uncle, remembering you talking about this before, I'm trying to recall... did the fisherman get to come with "daddy," or get left behind?

Posted by: mindful webworker - toxically masculine... -ish at November 20, 2016 01:28 AM (4RRDi)

522 TPH is that legal.

Posted by: Catwrangler at November 20, 2016 01:28 AM (ue+Wr)

523 qdpsteve, what happened? Did he bend the idiot over and show him how to drive?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 20, 2016 01:29 AM (9iR5/)

524 This is not Blanco's and I first level 5 rodeo. What do you think happened to Amish Dude? MUMR? NOW do you understand?

Those poor bastards. If only they'd worn the protective welding masks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:30 AM (IcT7t)

525 This is not Blanco's and I first level 5 rodeo. What do you think happened to Amish Dude? MUMR? NOW do you understand?

Those poor bastards. If only they'd worn the protective welding masks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura
****

We tried to warn them. (sadly) We tried to warn them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 01:31 AM (hVdx9)

526 GA Power charges increased rates for increased usage. I offered to set up an outlet off their meter.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 01:32 AM (M3DRt)

527 Miley: I may be your polar opposite.

*ponders*

Was that in response to my talking about "the disaster that my life is and how worthless is everything I try to do" (in which case, good on you), or just to the signature "toxically masculine... -ish" - in which case, Hi there.



Hm.

Now that it's turned wintry, I may have to drop the rum and start drinking brandy again. Hard to keep up with the seasons when they change so fast. (Ohhhh-klahoma)

Posted by: mindful webworker - intoxically at November 20, 2016 01:34 AM (4RRDi)

528 We tried to warn them. (sadly) We tried to warn them.

We did?

Er..., yes, yes, what a shame.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:35 AM (IcT7t)

529 We tried to warn them. (sadly) We tried to warn them.

We did?

Er..., yes, yes, what a shame.

Posted by: Blanco Basura
****

Well that is what I recall, but in my defense, I was really drunk.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 01:36 AM (hVdx9)

530 507: I looked that up. Damn, the Cossacks don't play around do they?

They run somewhere in front of some display and start trying to play. They put on ski masks, which is their trademark or something, Apparently, they were supposed to do that. In come the Cossacks, and a face full of pepper spray the gals get right then. They still jump around. Then they rip of their ski masks. And haul their asses out of there, getting in many good licks on them in the process.

Them Cossacks were not amused.

Is it wrong that I have thoughts about doing similar things to our special snowflakes when they act up?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2016 01:36 AM (DW+jj)

531 Old Blue, LOL. Now *that* would be worth paying to see...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 01:37 AM (u8kLQ)

532 Well that is what I recall, but in my defense, I was really drunk.

You too, eh? Lot of that going around at the time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:37 AM (IcT7t)

533 Papa John's dude has a really bad rep. I used to work with one of his illegitimate daughters

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 01:37 AM (M3DRt)

534 Miley still there?
I missed her on the pet thread.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 20, 2016 01:37 AM (6IPEM)

535 We tried to warn them. (sadly) We tried to warn them.

We did?

Er..., yes, yes, what a shame.


I don't think yelling "Googles or Pants, Senior?!?!?!" while wearing a pink tutu is a warning ... in the traditional sense ...

Posted by: Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light, in charge while the Big L is vacationing in LA ... at November 20, 2016 01:38 AM (AoK0a)

536 521. No. He held him st gunpoint until the us navy found their craft. He dropped the pistol over the side when they were boarded, and paid the fisherman one 20 gold piece for himself and each of his family. Fisherman went back - guess he had family.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 20, 2016 01:38 AM (CWsiT)

537 I don't think yelling "Googles or Pants, Senior?!?!?!" while wearing a pink tutu is a warning ... in the traditional sense ...

Hey I yelled in it in Esperanto. At least I think I did. Hard to tell, since I don't actually speak Esperanto.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:40 AM (IcT7t)

538 522 TPH is that legal.
Posted by: Catwrangler at November 20, 2016 01:28 AM (ue+Wr)


Yes. It is public information from the Federal Election Commission. All donations are public record.

Some want to do away with limits on campaign contributions in exchange for instananeous reporting of contributions, no more quarterly filings.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 01:40 AM (1JnAL)

539 530. What they lack in subtlety, the Cossacks make up for in brutality.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 20, 2016 01:44 AM (CWsiT)

540 I do enjoy how CNN is losing their collective hive mind

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 01:44 AM (M3DRt)

541 Hey I yelled in it in Esperanto. At least I think I did. Hard to tell, since I don't actually speak Esperanto.

John doesn't actually have a long mustache ...

The chair isn't actually against the wall ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cryptography Critic ... at November 20, 2016 01:44 AM (AoK0a)

542 Palpatine: ...He dropped the pistol over the side when they were boarded, and paid the fisherman one 20 gold piece for himself and each of his family. Fisherman went back - guess he had family....

Ah, right, thanks for the refresher. World's best hijacker. Quite a tale.

BTW You just make all this stuff up, right? Can't be true; it's just too good.

(Trying to recall.. the guy who confronted his coworker in the Che shirt, there was something about a security guard... then his girlfriend joined him on here, and then people accused him of fabricating the whole thing and then he was gone... what was his handle? Started with an S...? Right on the tip of my mental tongue...)

MAS VINO, POR FAVOR

Posted by: mindful webworker - stoxicacation at November 20, 2016 01:47 AM (4RRDi)

543 MAS VINO, POR FAVOR

Old Sailor's Poet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:48 AM (IcT7t)

544 542 mww

StuckOnStupid

Really miss that guy. EPIC story.

Posted by: ibguy at November 20, 2016 01:50 AM (vUcdz)

545 StuckOnStupid

Really miss that guy. EPIC story.


Crap, you're right, I'm wrong. Confused my story tellers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:51 AM (IcT7t)

546 Can someone explain why gab has a waiting list? Creating bulk listserv id's should be easy.

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2016 01:52 AM (2RVmA)

547 544 moi

With apologies to buzzion, official AoS archivist.

Posted by: ibguy at November 20, 2016 01:52 AM (vUcdz)

548 542. The colonel wasn't the first to tell me - his wife was. Got him drunk and he told the while story. From a few ofbhis arvn buddies I've met, I hear the inly part they doubt is that he paid the fisherman..... they say he was the kind who'd kill him, just to be safe

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 20, 2016 01:52 AM (CWsiT)

549 Stuck on Stupid with his gal pal Hummingbird vs Che boy, Beard Guy and Tie Dye Girl. With a cast of supporters.

Good story.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 20, 2016 01:52 AM (d76uN)

550 (Trying to recall.. the guy who confronted his coworker in the Che shirt, there was something about a security guard... then his girlfriend joined him on here, and then people accused him of fabricating the whole thing and then he was gone... what was his handle? Started with an S...? Right on the tip of my mental tongue...)

MAS VINO, POR FAVOR
Posted by: mindful webworker - stoxicacation at November 20, 2016 01:47 AM (4RRDi)


The Che boy had some of his pals show up at work and vandalize SoS's car. The security guard saw it and gave chase and got the shit beaten out of him, IIRC. After that, he and SoS became friends, then SoS met one of the security guards' friends who became his girlfriend.

And I think Che boy ended up getting fired.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 01:53 AM (1JnAL)

551 545 BB

>> you're right

I'll take "Things my wife never says" for $400, Alex.

Posted by: ibguy at November 20, 2016 01:53 AM (vUcdz)

552 And I think Che boy ended up getting fired.

I thought the dumbass quit thinking he'd get unemployment?

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:54 AM (IcT7t)

553 I thought the dumbass quit thinking he'd get unemployment?
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 01:54 AM (IcT7t)


That might be right.

Usually I can't remember what I had for dinner last night, but I remember the nightly SoS updates.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 01:56 AM (1JnAL)

554 They did the Democrats up until election day.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 01:27 AM (1JnAL)

I read the entire list. At the bottom, there are also links to all Dem donors, and all GOP donors, information sourced from the FEC.

If this is intended to demonstrate the "deplorability" of Trump donors, I think it may backfire. Cops, entrepreneurs, small business owners, lawyers, physicians (lots of those), teachers. Quite a few nominally "hispanic" names, even one nominal "muslim" name.

Posted by: Arne Saknussem at November 20, 2016 01:58 AM (bY0uH)

555 Thanks for the reply, Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper.

Posted by: Catwrangler at November 20, 2016 01:58 AM (ue+Wr)

556 There are several older gentleman who drink coffee at Eden Center, the local Little Vietnam, whom the young gangster types are most respectful too. They're a bunch of ex ARVN Intel colonel s.

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2016 01:58 AM (2RVmA)

557 StuckOnStupid - riiiight. Thanks, various. How could I have forgotten? (Not that I can remember what I had for breakfast....)

Man, the tales this blog could tell if it could talk...!



I think it's time to let the dog in. It's like the chirping of crickets. The frequency of his barking tells me when he's done controlling the world and is ready to come in.

Posted by: mindful webworker - stoxicological disaster at November 20, 2016 01:59 AM (4RRDi)

558 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat, and thanks for all the advice and well wishes for Monday! I'll probably be gone until Monday night but will have the story to tell then. Happy Sunday! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2016 02:00 AM (u8kLQ)

559 Off spelunking sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 02:01 AM (bY0uH)

560 G'night everyone.

Got to get up early, most likely, and deal with an emotional two year old.

Thank God his mother's coming to get him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 20, 2016 02:02 AM (IcT7t)

561 I think the latest meme on Zuckerface from the lefties is comparing Melania to Mooch. That she is a lawyer and shit and that Melania was just a model. Someone pointed out that Melania speaks 6 languages, and some of my lefty friends were saying, "well, she only is fluent in 3, and being Slovenian, she should be able to speak more".

The topper? One of them said she was not that great looking and "looked like a peasant". Yes, an American said someone looked like a peasant. SMFH

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 02:03 AM (1JnAL)

562 Palpatine: ...they say he was the kind who'd kill him, just to be safe...

Maybe a fine line. Some folks have a code others can't grasp. I'll hold with thinking he paid off the fisherman, 'less you find out otherwise somehow someday.

*

Don't know what has the herd agitated tonight, but once again we've got a pastureful of bellyaching bovines. Wonder if they're like our pets, thinking the humans control food & water, so we must control the weather as well: "Why you let it get so cold, hoomans??"

Posted by: mindful webworker - biohazard at November 20, 2016 02:05 AM (4RRDi)

563 562. I'm inclined to think he paid. He said the gun was si the man knew he wasn't a beggar, and the gold was so he would know he wasn't a bandit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 20, 2016 02:06 AM (CWsiT)

564 betcha that cat in the first pic... purszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: micky at November 20, 2016 02:07 AM (o5vMc)

565 The topper? One of them said she was not that great looking and "looked like a peasant". Yes, an American said someone looked like a peasant. SMFH

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 02:03 AM (1JnAL)

Melania would look hot in a "peasant blouse", the First Klingon, not so much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 02:08 AM (bY0uH)

566
Wonder if they're like our pets, thinking the humans control food & water, so we must control the weather as well: "Why you let it get so cold, hoomans??"
Posted by: mindful webworker


Gotta fight that climate change.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2016 02:08 AM (IqV8l)

567 If this is intended to demonstrate the "deplorability" of Trump donors, I think it may backfire. Cops, entrepreneurs, small business owners, lawyers, physicians (lots of those), teachers. Quite a few nominally "hispanic" names, even one nominal "muslim" name.
Posted by: Arne Saknussem at November 20, 2016 01:58 AM (bY0uH)


It may just be an "open government" group. A lot of them will go through the FEC records so that citizens can look up who gives to who/what.

opensecrets.org is one of the sites.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 02:13 AM (1JnAL)

568 Wonder if they're like our pets, thinking the humans control food & water, so we must control the weather as well: "Why you let it get so cold, hoomans??"
Posted by: mindful web worker


So get them some space heaters ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 20, 2016 02:14 AM (AoK0a)

569 Oy ...

Very tired from all the yard work ...

Good night all ...

Health & happiness ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 20, 2016 02:15 AM (AoK0a)

570 Melania would look hot in a "peasant blouse", the First Klingon, not so much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 02:08 AM (bY0uH)

Well, they post memes showing Michelle and her "toned arms" and Melania in one of her risque photo shoots.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 02:16 AM (1JnAL)

571 Hell, I think I read that about 50% of the top models are Eastern European, and likely peasant origin. So looking like Slovenian peasant girl is not really an insult, apparently.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2016 02:17 AM (DW+jj)

572 Palpatine: ...the gun was so the man knew he wasn't a beggar, and the gold was so he would know he wasn't a bandit.

Right. That's the kind of "code" I was thinking about.

****

Uh-oh.

Starting to feel the effects, and the pillow is calling. I may have to go.

I'll take this fading inebriated moment to remention that I did a new musical-ish video thing linked in nic. Help it get more than 2 views. You don't actually have to watch the whole thing to have your view counted. Hahahaa burp

Posted by: mindful webworker - biohazard at November 20, 2016 02:18 AM (4RRDi)

573 Shit, doesn't look like I gave enough to get a post master slot in a small town.

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2016 02:18 AM (2RVmA)

574 Still see those CH-47 eggbeaters loafing around the sky every once in a while. Slow but steady. Must be Washington State Guard units.

Motto: When it absolutely positively has to get there eventually.


Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 20, 2016 02:18 AM (FtrY1)

575 If this is intended to demonstrate the "deplorability" of Trump donors, I think it may backfire. Cops, entrepreneurs, small business owners, lawyers, physicians (lots of those), teachers. Quite a few nominally "hispanic" names, even one nominal "muslim" name.
Posted by: Arne Saknussem at November 20, 2016 01:58 AM (bY0uH)


It may just be an "open government" group. A lot of them will go through the FEC records so that citizens can look up who gives to who/what.

opensecrets.org is one of the sites.


Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
****

No, the purpose is so harassment can be directed at them by the left.
This sort of thing was seen in CA over Prop 8 (I think) after it passed.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 20, 2016 02:19 AM (hVdx9)

576 So get them some space heaters ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 20, 2016 02:14 AM (AoK0a)

A few barbecue grilles would get them nice and toasty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 02:19 AM (bY0uH)

577 Hell, I think I read that about 50% of the top models are Eastern European, and likely peasant origin.

I'd recommend all young men take a trip thru Bulgaria. Romania, Slovenia, and Croatia.

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2016 02:21 AM (2RVmA)

578 Well, they post memes showing Michelle and her "toned arms" and Melania in one of her risque photo shoots.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 20, 2016 02:16 AM (1JnAL)

Well, at least we are spared "risque" photo shoots of the Mooch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 02:22 AM (bY0uH)

579 Alberta Oil Peon: A few barbecue grills would get them nice and toasty.

As long as we're talking about the bovines, not the pets.

:O

Posted by: mindful webworker - with meat munchies at November 20, 2016 02:23 AM (4RRDi)

580 578 AOP

Baruch HaShem.

Posted by: ibguy at November 20, 2016 02:23 AM (vUcdz)

581

National Public Radio ombudsman/public editor Elizabeth Jensen has recommended that the taxpayer-funded radio news service bar future live interviews of conservatives who may have controversial views, following an interview Nov. 16 with Breitbart News’ Joel B. Pollak.

http://tinyurl.com/j39w6rr

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2016 02:23 AM (IqV8l)

582 Well, it's bed time here. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2016 02:25 AM (bY0uH)

583 581 BC, Jr

Someone remind me again why they need/get $ one from the taxpayer?

Posted by: ibguy at November 20, 2016 02:25 AM (vUcdz)

584 Right after the election, I read a couple of sweet stories about Melania's home town, Sevnica. They were ecstatic for their home town girl, and had a big party, and they interviewed a woman who was friends with Melania as a child, and was now the head of a school there. She was talking about how all the children were so excited watching her on TV in the big time.

And now, I just read MSM articles about Sevnica. Totally different picture they painted. They could barely remember her, she was just a bitch who didn't care her about her home town (this was implied, not said) and all sorts of shade thrown on it. Even had to get their opinion on the terrible things her husband had said. Makes me sick.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 20, 2016 02:26 AM (DW+jj)

585 Okay, time to crash, as the young folks .... um... used to say.

Y'all are the best, hordelings. Fear not and go with joy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - count your blessings at November 20, 2016 02:39 AM (4RRDi)

586 The Kinks' Nothing to Say is very glorious

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 02:40 AM (M3DRt)

587 Publius, 'the narrative' took a few days to catch up. Trump winning really surprised them.

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2016 02:41 AM (2RVmA)

588 584, This is what the witless media is going to be doing for the next 4 years--but I truly believe that most people' are on to them.
They beclowned themselves over the past 8 years and pushed it to eleven over the past year and few are buying what they are selling.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2016 02:45 AM (jEplt)

589 As is This Time Tomorrow....Leave the Sun Behind Me

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 02:59 AM (M3DRt)

590 It's 3 + am ESTb& im exhausted because I've been up before 7 am. Saturday. What did Cthulhu write to be banned?


In check ONT in real Morning, when sun is up.

Posted by: Carol at November 20, 2016 03:02 AM (sj3Ax)

591 Cthulhu? Something pretty evil, I bet

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 03:06 AM (M3DRt)

592 Publius, whose husband?

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at November 20, 2016 03:12 AM (M3DRt)

593 High, guys.

Well. I guess this is what 2:30 looks like. I probably shouldn't have taken that nap from 8-11:30. Now I'm wired, and Princess wakes up in like 4 hours.

Tequila is probably the solution.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 20, 2016 03:29 AM (fsB6T)

594 >>>549 Stuck on Stupid with his gal pal Hummingbird vs Che boy, Beard Guy and Tie Dye Girl. With a cast of supporters.

Good story.

It was a good story. Too good, even. I admit I was taken in at the time, but lately I've come to distrust stories which just so happen to reinforce my own opinions. For a contrary example, look at all the swastikas showing up in such hotbeds of racism as Brooklyn and Portland.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 20, 2016 03:34 AM (fsB6T)

595 What would your ridiculously ambitious political long-term goals be?

I said where Democrats are a third party in a major election. The trouble is that third parties weaken the major party they most resemble. (I said this to ChemJeb, and he disputed it weakly, because uh, I said it to ChemJeb.) I would not pin slavery on living Dems. So we are stuck with two parties as far as I know, and the goals change enough that they can ostensibly be big tents. So not a good goal.

New goal, defund NPR.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2016 03:48 AM (VdICR)

596 Wow, just watch the video of Vicki McKenna in UW-Madison getting harassed by BLM assholes at the Ben Shapiro talk. Apparently, large black men quake in fear of tiny white women, so much that they can no longer speak English with any type of intelligence. And, did you know? Ben Shapiro holds white supremacy rallies on campuses and make black people feel unsafe.

Or something like that, apparently.

Vicki should have sued. Instead, she posted it and ridiculed them, which is probably more fun and productive.

Here's hoping she puts names to faces in that video and makes sure all future employers know how these troglodytes spent their years in college.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2016 03:51 AM (cm1Bl)

597 >> New goal, defund NPR.

Historically, I've enjoyed NPR.

But they're getting gender-studies-college-student vapors over that Joel Pollak interview?

They don't like it up 'em.

Especially dykes who went to the Seven Sisters schools.

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2016 04:29 AM (TppKb)

598 This deserves a morning-thread link:

https://climateaudit.org/2016/11/18/centenary-of-the-end-of-the-battle-of-the-somme/

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2016 04:32 AM (TppKb)

599 Ben Affleck is NOT Gay!! He ISN'T!!

Posted by: Matt Damon at November 20, 2016 04:56 AM (of67s)

600 Turn ya down did he Matt?

Posted by: teej at November 20, 2016 05:05 AM (QJIMk)

601 Lookin' slow around here for a while.
Bbl

Posted by: teej at November 20, 2016 05:07 AM (QJIMk)

602 598
This deserves a morning-thread link:



https://climateaudit.org/2016/11/18/centenary-of-the-end-of-the-battle-of-the-somme/

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2016 04:32 AM (TppKb)


And I have one coming when the morning thread comes up in 15 min.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 20, 2016 05:36 AM (mpXpK)

603 Oops, that is not the one I had so feel free to [post it on the morning thread. I have another one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 20, 2016 05:43 AM (mpXpK)

604 Been up awhile, unofficially though.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 20, 2016 05:44 AM (GH68B)

605 Yes, NPR funds from the federal gov should have been squashed long ago. RR tried a long time ago and he couldn't get any support from anybody including the asshole RINOS in congress.


But here's the rub, if he had ruled like Obama he would simply have shifted that part of the budget to something he wanted and thumbed his nose at congress.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 20, 2016 05:46 AM (mpXpK)

606 As far as the 'media' is concerned, they lost me in 2008. I'm down to this place and Rush. I know Ace or none of youse guys would lie to me. And Rush is too rich to do so. So, off to work!

Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2016 05:48 AM (zLDYs)

607 I do have a link for the morning thread about NPR though.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 20, 2016 05:49 AM (mpXpK)

608 Good morning, all. It's 5 am here and I just saw newly-minted Marine son off after his leave - it's back to Pendleton and SOI.

So good to see him. And even better to know that HILLARY WILL NEVER BE HIS COMMANDER IN CHIEF.

Posted by: Annalucia at November 20, 2016 05:49 AM (a5bF3)

609 I would agree to drop funding from NPR mostly because their politics, left the Democrats fund them. And do listen often

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 20, 2016 05:55 AM (GH68B)

610 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 20, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

611 72 The CH-46 is yet another antique that the military has to fly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2016 11:00 PM (kJll+)


Marines have made the most using their antiques. Hueys, Cobras (at the fucking Z variant now), 46s.

Only now are they getting a new platform, and they've kinda blown their wad with the cost.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 20, 2016 07:22 AM (R5EqA)

612 Da bitchez likes dem some toxic Johnson!

Posted by: jbspry at November 20, 2016 10:11 AM (QGbEp)

613 Greetings:

CH-46s, they don't call them Shithooks for nothing. I'm still picking pebbles out of my previously exposed flesh 40 years later.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 20, 2016 11:09 AM (evgyj)

614 Greetings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sFDQ5gyc0k

Posted by: 11B40 at November 20, 2016 11:12 AM (evgyj)

615 nood, bookworms..

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 20, 2016 12:14 PM (89T5c)

616 "Plus, I would think if it was white supremacists doing this, they'd probably know how to paint a swastika correctly."

I noticed this too but saw no other news sites mention it. The swastikas were backward, a mistake that any of tiny tribe of neo-Nazis would never make. They adore their swastikas and 1488 bullshit.

Posted by: TooCon at November 22, 2016 05:16 AM (hzANO)

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