Therapy Dogs Brought In to Buoy The Spirits of Depressed Capitol Hill Staffers

These are the people making major decisions that affect your lives.

What about play-doh, coloring books, and all the #SafeSpace #RecoveryRoom accoutrements?

On a gloomy, rainy morning in D.C. — where President-elect Donald Trump won only 4 percent of the vote the night before — five therapy dogs waited to put a smile on staffers’ faces.
“I feel so much better now,” one intern said, stopping short when she walked into Cannon 121 on Wednesday.
...
Two giant white Samoyed therapy dogs — Zamboni and Spumoni — gave everyone who approached hugs and kisses.
“Out of everything in the country right now, no one needs it more than Capitol Hill,” said Mike Bober, president of the Pet Industry Joint Advisory Council.

A patient at the VA on permanent Wait List for brain surgery concurred. "Definitely, no one needs it more than these spoiled, soft-handed brats."

Also enjoy this headline: Clinton's Defeat Means Lost Chances for Many Women on the Rise.

What they mean -- as the Twitter headline made clearer -- was that they were lining up for jobs in the Hillary's Vagina Administration and now have to remain as reporters.

Well I made that last part up. They didn't say that. But you know it's true.

The election of Trump has interrupted many female liberal reporters' wish to get out of writing Democratic propaganda for private employers and start writing Democratic propaganda for the government.

Hundreds of women who were poised to take jobs -- and burnish their careers -- in a Hillary Clinton administration are now facing deferred ambitions.
As the first woman nominated as president by a major political party, Clinton said she intended to form a cabinet that reflected the country’s gender balance. Women were in the running for chief of staff and secretaries of treasury and defense, posts that previously only had been held by men. Her West Wing and executive branch agencies would have been staffed with women who've spent decades working their way up the Democratic Party's power structure.
Clinton with Huma Abedin, center, and Connolly Keigher before a block party in Brooklyn, New York on April 17. Source: The Washington Post via Getty Images
"Her election would have been a next step for a lot of women to move up in their careers and contribute to the federal government," said Marianne Cooper, a sociologist at Stanford University’s Clayman Institute of Gender Research. "That would have normalized women in top political roles and shown what their leadership in Washington looks like."
The moment is now lost for crowding the government pipeline with a new generation of women, many of whom likely would have moved on to leadership in the corporate world or in elected office themselves.

Aw, their dreams must be "deferred." Nice word choice- - certainly chosen to recall the civil rights era slogan, "Justice deferred is justice denied."

The real victims in all this turns out to be upper middle class college educated upwardly mobile career gals.

Oh, and the Pepsi-Cola Corporation that sells poisonous sugar-water to your children also has a case of the hurtbutts.

employees.
"I had to answer a lot of questions from my daughters, from our employees. They were all in mourning," PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi told Andrew Ross Sorkin at The New York Times' DealBook conference on Thursday.
"Our employees were all crying," she said. "And the question that they're asking, especially those who are not white, 'Are we safe?' Women are asking, 'Are we safe?' LGBT people are asking, 'Are we safe?' I never thought I would have to answer those questions."
After congratulating Trump for his success, Nooyi, who supported Democrat Hillary Clinton in the presidential race, said everyone in the US needed assurance of their safety.

People are organizing a #boycottpepsi campaign on Twitter. Their stock declined a bit.

I don't know if that's warranted. I do now believe in using Social Justice Warrior tactics against those who use the tactics themselves -- but I don't see this as deploying such tactics, as the unhinged Grubhub CEO did when he intimated that Trump voters were not welcome in his company.

I think we should allow people to have their own Stupid Political Opinions as long as they're not deploying SJW coercive tactics to make other people submit to them.

This is just typical prog babytalk and play-doh kneading.

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1 Butt sniffers!!

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 15, 2016 04:10 PM (4piw+)

2 first

Posted by: firefirefireinExile at November 15, 2016 04:11 PM (of67s)

3 Stop being fucking pussies and start grabbing some instead.

Jesus.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 15, 2016 04:11 PM (FqgrG)

4 They should be bringing in "guidance counselors" to aid them in seeking new jobs with dignity. Show them how to clean restrooms at Shell Oil Stations

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 15, 2016 04:11 PM (mpXpK)

5 Those poor dogs

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 15, 2016 04:12 PM (ExFzg)

6 That would have normalized women in top political roles and shown what their leadership in Washington looks like."

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If Hillary Clinton is what female leadership in washington looks like, I do not want female leadership in washington.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 15, 2016 04:12 PM (ygsT+)

7 Also

Trump is well known for hiring women in preference to men.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 15, 2016 04:12 PM (4piw+)

8 Barney Frank has a therapy gerbil.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 15, 2016 04:13 PM (5b+Sr)

9 That would have normalized women in top political roles and shown what their leadership in Washington looks like."
_________________

Like the first successful presidential campaign managed by a woman?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 15, 2016 04:13 PM (FqgrG)

10 You know who else had a therapy dog? Hitler.

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2016 04:13 PM (7HtZB)

11 I'm all broken up about those women's career ambitions being put on hold until the Democrats can find a female candidate who isn't a Lying,Corrupt Twat.

Posted by: firefirefireinExile at November 15, 2016 04:13 PM (of67s)

12 Democrats -- the party of Mooks and Flukes!

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 15, 2016 04:13 PM (SIY7D)

13 This is outrageous -- trying to stage a coup:

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2016/nov/14/ idaho-trump-electors-report-barrage-of-harassing-m/

Idaho Trump electors report ‘barrage’ of harassing messages urging them to change votes

Idaho’s four presidential electors say they have been getting harassing phone calls, emails and Facebook messages urging them to become “faithless electors” and not cast their votes for Donald Trump in the electoral college.

“A lot of ’em use bad, rough language,” said Layne Bangerter, one of the four electors. “Nothing I feel intimidated over. But we’re watching it very closely. They’ve got our home phone numbers, our cell numbers, our emails, our Facebook. We’re just getting an orchestrated barrage from the left.”

Idaho’s other three Trump electors are Jennifer Locke, of Coeur d’Alene, Caleb Lakey, of Kuna, and former state Sen. Melinda Smyser, R-Parma. “Caleb told me he had over 200 and something when he checked this morning,” Bangerter said.

Locke said, “It is concerning to me. It does feel like some level of intimidation.”

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Saul Alinsky vs. the Founding Fathers in a duel to the death.

Do it.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 04:14 PM (jBuUi)

14 My therapy was riding in a crate on top of a car. I suggest these snowflakes do the same.

Posted by: Seamus Romney at November 15, 2016 04:14 PM (FXW24)

15 u.m.c.c.e.u.m.c.gs are note the type to gravitate to a Trump appointment? Such a loss.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 15, 2016 04:15 PM (hMqvx)

16 10 You know who else had a therapy dog? Hitler.
Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2016 04:13 PM (7HtZB)

Actually, Eva Braun wasn't bad looking.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 15, 2016 04:15 PM (5b+Sr)

17 What a feckless bunch of prancing nancy boys... Fagin needs new workers I hear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2016 04:15 PM (egA7s)

18 I Like how the article implicitly endorses the government-to-corporate revolving door.

Posted by: West at November 15, 2016 04:15 PM (1Rgee)

19 Is this the thread for telling the story of the therapy snake that got away in a hospital and had to be tracked down?

I mean, that's basically it. My point is, they should have brought them comfort snakes!

Posted by: Lea at November 15, 2016 04:15 PM (lIU4e)

20 In my administration, all therapy dogs will be cobras.

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP!! at November 15, 2016 04:16 PM (4e+hS)

21 "Show me on the doll where the bad man made you hurt"

:::pajama boy points to butt:::

"Okey dokey, please stand up, turn around, bend over and place hands on knees"

:::pajama boy complies:::

:::BSG backs up approximately 5 yards back and one yard left:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 15, 2016 04:16 PM (ExFzg)

22 These people are neurotic.

All of the old MAD magazine jokes about psychiatrists and therapists, all of the Woody Allen stuff has come to pass. We have an entire generation of neurotic, nerdy, young men and women who are incapable of handling anything that life can send them.

Hell, the character Laura in "The Glass Menagerie" called and said "Sack up, butter cup!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 15, 2016 04:16 PM (hLRSq)

23 Unleash the rapey dogs on Rapey Tuesday.

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2016 04:16 PM (NkVsp)

24 And yet their odds of landing a job in the Clinton administration are still better than their odds of getting married and having kids.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 15, 2016 04:16 PM (nFwvY)

25 Harry Reid looks like he's on deaths doorstep.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 15, 2016 04:16 PM (FqgrG)

26 Trump should form all EPA workers into rowing crews to tow icebergs to the equator to cool GAIA.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 15, 2016 04:17 PM (3myMJ)

27 On a gloomy, rainy morning in D.C. where President-elect Donald Trump won only 4 percent of the vote the night before

Time for some therapy trebuchets for these inbred parasitic fucksticks.

Posted by: Gleichschaltung at November 15, 2016 04:17 PM (2WoCi)

28 Harry should just open the damn door.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 15, 2016 04:17 PM (hMqvx)

29 Maybe Trump could provide some therapy snakes and spiders for them.

Posted by: markytom at November 15, 2016 04:17 PM (yEAdf)

30 Also enjoy this headline: Clinton's Defeat Means Lost Chances for Many Women on the Rise.

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"Well, I was considering Ms. Williams to be our new VP Marketing, but ever since that barely ambulatory un-indicted crime lord lost out on her bid as President, I'm choosing someone with a penis instead."

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2016 04:17 PM (7HtZB)

31 Checkers.

Posted by: Richard M. Nixon at November 15, 2016 04:18 PM (FXW24)

32

Who let the dogs in
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs in
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2016 04:18 PM (IqV8l)

33 "Her election would have been a next step for a lot of women to move up in their careers and contribute to the federal government,"

Yes, as we all know, women can only get jobs under a female president.

Posted by: Heralder at November 15, 2016 04:18 PM (WrD6B)

34 Think of the bullet we dodged:

An entire Federal Government like one weaponized Womyn's Studies Department, out to get their daddy issues dealt with whether it involves destroying all males or destroying all males.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes the Reign of the Golden Scalp Weasel! All Stock 20% Off! at November 15, 2016 04:18 PM (hLRSq)

35 5 Yeah,who's going to give US therapy after we have to waste our time with these losers?

Zamboni and Spumoni

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2016 04:18 PM (r/0kC)

36 The moment is now lost for crowding the government pipeline with a new
generation of women, many of whom likely would have moved on to
leadership in the corporate world or in elected office themselves.
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So...if Trump appoints Ann Coulter, Jodi Ernst, Kelly Anne Conway and Michelle Malkin to Cabinet posts we are all good?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2016 04:18 PM (X7E8f)

37 Good God I wonder what dingbat she would have foisted upon us as SecDef.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2016 04:19 PM (r/0kC)

38 Their tears sate me.

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2016 04:19 PM (NkVsp)

39 Awwww.

They so sad.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 15, 2016 04:19 PM (WuRdh)

40 I was browsing the news and I noticed something peculiar..

All of a sudden, there are all kinds of stories of how concerned the media is about Donald Trump's potential "conflicts of interests"!

How come two weeks ago they couldn't be bothered? it was "but.. but.. the Clinton Foundation does such good work!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 15, 2016 04:20 PM (so+oy)

41 I hope the dogs hike a leg on them.

Posted by: Paladin at November 15, 2016 04:20 PM (YNPwP)

42 I'd go into government offices to make these people feel better, but I'm afraid that I'd be so annoyed by their pussy behavior that I'd end up shitting on their feet.

Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at November 15, 2016 04:20 PM (+lVUW)

43 Trump will hire women.

Trump will also fire women if they can't do the job. Just like a man.

An honest headline would be "Incompetent Women Lost Their Chances."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 15, 2016 04:20 PM (C96be)

44 Eh, they may be onto something. The first serious female presidential candidate was too angry and too far into the bag to appear before her supporters after her loss.

Pretty poor example being set.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 15, 2016 04:20 PM (FqgrG)

45 A thread about Hilary & dogs & no one posted this clip yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58rLBBpCE2M

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2016 04:20 PM (7HtZB)

46 Mmmm. Therapy dogs.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at November 15, 2016 04:20 PM (8ZskC)

47 Oh cry , you infants. Wail for your lost lies and pale, insulated cocoons. You weep for your lives lived in ease at the expense of others suffering. You sense that your jackanape prince has left you in the hot sun to bake, and you befoul yourself with fearful watery bowels and the cold tears of self pity.

You only mourn the loss your own self indulgence, you soft, overfed, near-humans.

It is possible that the new world that you are about to experience may have a place for you. Or not.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 15, 2016 04:21 PM (dHJXP)

48 Nail another scalp to the wall:

PacketSled CEO Expelled From His Won Company After Threateningly (Quite Vividly) to Assassinate Trump

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/ update-packetsled-ceo-matt-harrigan-resigns-threatening-shoot-donald-trump-sniper-rifle/

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 04:21 PM (jBuUi)

49 Striking difference between those pictures of Bill Clinton in Chappaqua sitting at an outdoor cafe resting and relaxing and the mobs of supporters who are determined to keep up the riots and mayhem on her behalf. They will never realize what stupid pawns they are.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 15, 2016 04:21 PM (CFc5L)

50 Come on, women. Less complaining, more lamentation. And these sandwiches aren't going to make themselves.

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2016 04:21 PM (NkVsp)

51 Ah! Now we can eat.

Posted by: Preznit AwesomeSauce (just ask me) at November 15, 2016 04:21 PM (pMGkg)

52 Won Company = Own Company

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 04:22 PM (jBuUi)

53 For the record Pepsi also boycotted Israel back in the day...So to this day I never drink Pepsi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2016 04:22 PM (dELE3)

54 Trump needs to bring in drug dogs.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 04:22 PM (QQ+il)

55 I want to shake some of these adult cry baby whiners.

You know what dogs are therapeutic, if you don't have a pet and need some animal interaction call the local shelter and go visit their dogs are cats instead of acting like you, a supposedly function adult getting paid needs the service brought to you.

And the same with the play dough and coloring etc on colleges. Hand the kids a list of pre-school and Kindergarten teachers and they can volunteer to play with the kids, cut out shapes for the teachers etc. Or they can go to K-mart or ToysRus and buy themselves some playdough and coloring books. But the last thing they need is to be coddled like they are still toddlers.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 15, 2016 04:22 PM (dkExz)

56 >>>Trump should form all EPA workers into rowing crews to tow icebergs to the equator to cool GAIA.

If all those pervs would stop sticking their dicks in Gaia, she could cool off! All that earth fucking is getting her hot and bothered!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 15, 2016 04:22 PM (ExFzg)

57 Thank God these people weren't in charge of things during WW2

Posted by: JoeF. at November 15, 2016 04:22 PM (hfO6g)

58 We've seen the results of hiring these idiots with the maturity level of a toddler, they're hapless, confused, and incompetent, and almost totally unable to deal with any emergency or surprise. Through plotting and relying on the expertise of others, they've managed to do a lot of damage, but when it comes down to actual work, they're as useless as teats on a boar.

And even their big clever plots like Fast and Furious totally backfire in their faces.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:22 PM (39g3+)

59 10 You know who else had a therapy dog? Hitler.

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2016 04:13 PM (7HtZB)

One repealed Executive Order and Blondi gets it.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 15, 2016 04:23 PM (8ZskC)

60 If these people are losing their damn marbles over an election, god help us if they ever get into the reins of power in D.C.

WWIII would break out and they'd be crying for binkies and puppies.

Posted by: Gaff at November 15, 2016 04:23 PM (jPS2y)

61 would you like fries with that?

Posted by: fireman1 at November 15, 2016 04:23 PM (I2s4+)

62 Oh, and I'm swearing off Mountain Dew....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 15, 2016 04:23 PM (hfO6g)

63 I feel sorry for the dogs.

Posted by: Soon Newman at November 15, 2016 04:23 PM (8/SMS)

64 Therapy dogs? Dobermans, I hope. Rotweilers would be good.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2016 04:23 PM (SRKgf)

65 Is Jasper Perino there ??

Posted by: Evilpens at November 15, 2016 04:23 PM (y3aQB)

66 42
I'd go into government offices to make these people feel better, but I'm
afraid that I'd be so annoyed by their pussy behavior that I'd end up
shitting on their feet.

Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at November 15, 2016 04:20 PM (+lVUW)
You'd fit right in at the EPA.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (WuRdh)

67 And the same with the play dough and coloring etc on colleges. Hand the kids a list of pre-school and Kindergarten teachers and they can volunteer to play with the kids, cut out shapes for the teachers etc

Yes, but that would be not only constructive, but outwardly focused instead of completely selfish and inwardly focused. They want to throw a tantrum because the world is about them and their feelings. Anything that would help or be about others is rejected.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (39g3+)

68 I do think they are right on one thing. But I can't remember what it is because I'm too busy laughing.

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (NkVsp)

69 >>"Her election would have been a next step for a lot of women to move up
in their careers and contribute to the federal government,"

I don't get it - did they suddenly loose their intellect and career experience on the night of the election????

This is stupid, since it is essentially whining: likely Dem administration appointees loose opportunities to likely GOP appointees because the Republican won.

Also: any of these outlets credit Trump on being first winner who had a female campaign manager - Kellyanne Conway?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (NOIQH)

70 "Our employees were all crying," she said. "And the question that they're asking, especially those who are not white, 'Are we safe?' Women are asking, 'Are we safe?' LGBT people are asking, 'Are we safe?' I never thought I would have to answer those questions."

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IS IT SAFE ?!?!

Posted by: Maniac Dentist at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (4piw+)

71 Nail another scalp to the wall:

PacketSled CEO Expelled From His Won Company After Threateningly (Quite Vividly) to Assassinate Trump

Trump is more effective as President-Elect that Barky was as President.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (8ZskC)

72 This just in: there's been a remarkable upsurge in purchases of woobies. Pundits are baffled.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (SRKgf)

73 Oooooooooooooh...A PUPPY!!!!

Posted by: Alleged Adult at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (qJhUV)

74 >>>>10 You know who else had a therapy dog? Hitler.

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2016 04:13 PM (7HtZB)

Actually, Eva Braun wasn't bad looking.
.
.
.
.And she had a nice body. She did a lot of nude videos.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (iONHu)

75 Thank God these people weren't in charge of things during WW2
Posted by: JoeF. at November 15, 2016 04:22 PM (hfO6g)

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They were.

In France.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

76 Is it safe?

Posted by: Dr. Christian Szell at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (2X7pN)

77 Pepsi tastes like piss. Therapy dogs are for losers, and I find Harry Reid's heavy investment into ice cream trucks disturbing.

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP!! at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (4e+hS)

78 Trump is more effective as President-Elect that Barky was as President.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (8ZskC)

Who knew the "Office of the President-Elect" had so much power?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (SRKgf)

79 The doggies are cute though. I would want to hug one too.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

80 Did they provide peanut butter and crotchless panties, too?

Posted by: Dana Perino at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (HgMAr)

81 "Overmedicated"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (dHJXP)

82 And then I ate them.

Posted by: Lame Duck Pres__ent at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (gs8be)

83 "Our employees were all crying," she said. "And the question that they're asking, especially those who are not white, 'Are we safe?
===========================

Material threat to the business then, right?

Requires an SEC filing and full disclosure in the next 10K.

She has a duty to the shareholders; hope she remembers.

Posted by: MTF at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (LISuA)

84 Testing, testing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (mf5HN)

85 And she had a nice body. She did a lot of nude videos.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 15, 2016 04:24 PM (iONHu)

Dumb bint should have spent some quality time at Treblinka.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (8ZskC)

86 Hundreds of women who were poised to take jobs -- and burnish their careers -- in a Hillary Clinton administration are now facing deferred ambitions.

They can always join the military.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (8N2JI)

87 Buy a soda Stream, it's made in Israel so it's a double FU to the left.

She ruined Pepsi when they changed the formula to Diet Pepsi, and now they are bringing it back because it tastes terrible.

I am getting to the point where I wish Trump would do some Trust Busting.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (dKiJG)

88 "Aw, their dreams must be 'deferred.'"

Look on the bright side, girls. If you're under 30 years old and your personality isn't completely repellent, you might still have time to find a husband and have some children.

Posted by: Alex at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (7Yy8M)

89 said Marianne Cooper, a sociologist at Stanford University's Clayman Institute of Gender Research

I'm pretty sure that we've exhausted that particular line of research. How many PhDs does it take to answer "two"?

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2016 04:26 PM (LAe3v)

90 Nail another scalp to the wall:

PacketSled CEO Expelled From His Won Company After Threateningly (Quite Vividly) to Assassinate Trump

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Now how about the banker who called on ISIS to rape & murder Melania? He's due.

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2016 04:26 PM (7HtZB)

91 Well, that's odd. Stupid not being able to post before.

Hey, that a woman managed the campaign that got Trump elected? Oh please she's not actually a woman so that doesn't count.

Because of course the Pet Industry has a lobbyist.

What's infuriating is that the notion of therapy dogs is not per se idiotic. There are actual service dogs and sending doggies in to visit the ill and the elderly can be an actual, tangible help.

Conflating having teh sadz because you lost at something with being ill or being unable to get around on your own is just offensive and idiotic.

Also offensive and idiotic? The notion that women can only succeed if the government helps them. Yeah, that's super duper pro women.

Totes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:26 PM (mf5HN)

92 And the same with the play dough and coloring etc on colleges. Hand the kids a list of pre-school and Kindergarten teachers and they can volunteer to play with the kids, cut out shapes for the teachers etc

It's cultural appropriation - of pre-school tykes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2016 04:26 PM (SRKgf)

93 Isn't Pepsico still a part of Yum foods?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 04:26 PM (QQ+il)

94 There's a real place for therapy dogs-- when I was in the hospital, it's amazing how much just a quick visit lifted my spirits. Some airports are using them too, and seriously? Dogs are awesome.

This, though? HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 15, 2016 04:26 PM (u0s1P)

95 In other news.....Ben and Jerrys, Hagen Dazs report record profits.
Also Pillsbury's cookie dough.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 15, 2016 04:26 PM (QM5S2)

96 Zombie:

I saw the article you referenced.

This seems like it's against the law.

Can something be done to stop the harassment of those who vote in the Electoral College?

It would seem like their names/personal info should not be easily accessible, but that seems to be out of the bag already.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 04:26 PM (hqqM5)

97 That would have normalized women in top political roles and shown what their leadership in Washington looks like."

So Kelly Ann Conway is a dude?

Or just a traitor to the pussy gender?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (man2k)

98 Indra Nooyi is great pals with hilly. Neighbors, I think. She also laid off 30% of the PepsiCo sales force in 08 including me. She can eat a bag of dicks.

*Pops top on coke can*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (kTF2Z)

99 Hundreds of women who were poised to take jobs -- and burnish their careers -- in a Hillary Clinton administration are now facing deferred ambitions.

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Well..... that's because you are DEMOCRATS!!!... you stupid bints.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

100 So Pepsico is staffed entirely by overwrought lunatics.

Posted by: good to know at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (2WoCi)

101 I am getting to the point where I wish Trump would do some Trust Busting.

The best way to bust some trusts would be to get the government out of the way of starting new competitors.

Given the latest earmarks news, I don't have high hopes of that happening.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (2lndx)

102 I like to eat the play-doh. My favorite is Purple.

Posted by: Indra Nooyi at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (DrC22)

103 If I were to be comforted by a strange dog, I want him to have a cask of brandy hanging from his neck.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (QQ+il)

104 72 This just in: there's been a remarkable upsurge in purchases of woobies. Pundits are baffled.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Quit trying to minimize and trivialize their concerns; for God's sake use the correct nomenclature. They're binkies, not woobies.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (LAe3v)

105 I'd boycott Pepsi, except that I'm already boycotting them for changing their logo to match the old obama bacon and donuts logo

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (3Liv/)

106 "Our employees were all crying," she said. "And the question that they're asking, especially those who are not white, 'Are we safe?' Women are asking, 'Are we safe?' LGBT people are asking, 'Are we safe?'

I never thought I would have to answer those questions."

You still don't you stupid bint.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (8N2JI)

107 I think the more harassed electors are, the less likely they are to vote for Hillary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (39g3+)

108 All these moments will be lost, like tears, in rain.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

109 Nail another scalp to the wall:

How about that America-hating Indian woman who runs PepsiCo? She had to reassure her terrified daughters after Trump was elected.

Her scalp could use some hangin'

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (8ZskC)

110 RE: Electoral College

As a tactic, can the rumor be spread on Twitter and Social Media that ALL of the members of the Electoral College have unanimously voted in secret to give the election to Hillary?

Would that stop the harassment of the electors AND the whining protestors?

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (hqqM5)

111 86 Hundreds of women who were poised to take jobs -- and burnish their careers -- in a Hillary Clinton administration are now facing deferred ambitions.
They can always join the military.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (8N2JI)

Further breaking news: In another baffling development, not only are woobie sales through the roof, but animal shelters report record numbers of cats being adopted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (SRKgf)

112 President Obama is running out of time to fulfill his longstanding promise to shutter the prison at the U.S. military base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Sixty inmates remain in the facility and only a third are cleared for release.

If Obama cant close it, his successor likely wont. Donald Trump has not only pledged to keep Guantanamo open, in April he said that were gonna load it up with some bad dudes, believe me. Were gonna load it up.

Outstanding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (dELE3)

113 This election has certainly shown me that to a large extent, many of our institutions are corrupt and run by evil mental defectives.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (Hz90g)

114 >>Also offensive and idiotic? The notion that women can only succeed if
the government helps them. Yeah, that's super duper pro women.

I resent that!

Posted by: Julia at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

115 Oh boy. My spelling and grammar at 55 were right on par with those wailing idiots.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (dkExz)

116 How about that America-hating Indian woman who runs PepsiCo? She had to reassure her terrified daughters after Trump was elected.

Her scalp could use some hangin'

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (8ZskC)

Deport her ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (SRKgf)

117 Alternative Headline: Hundreds of Women Now Available For Sammiwich Makin!!

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (cOHS7)

118 Two giant white Samoyed therapy dogs Zamboni and Spumoni gave everyone who approached hugs and kisses.
..........

Then Zamboni humped their leg and Spumoni puked on them.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2016 04:28 PM (HgMAr)

119 They ate all the crayons. Hence the reason coloring books are not part of the therapy.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2016 04:29 PM (oqH1D)

120 BREAKING: Trump announces his Inauguration theme song. Washington cowers in fear

http://tinyurl.com/cujjosd

Posted by: MTF at November 15, 2016 04:29 PM (LISuA)

121 Whaaaaaaaaaaa.

I'm so sick of these whiny babies. Some bunch of idiot students and professors at UVA sent a letter to Teresa Sullivan (UVA's president) sniveling about the fact that she had dared to quote Thomas Jefferson, UVA's founder, in one of her emails.

Seriously? These idiots need to be "protected" from reading the words of a man who has been dead for over a hundred years? A man who founded the same university they have voluntarily chosen to attend/teach at?

If they're so damn sensitive that they can't bear to read words once spoken by a historical figure at the university that historical figure founded, then maybe they should just stay in their cribs with their binkies in their mouths and their covers pulled over their heads.

What a pathetic bunch of losers. And the only thing more pathetic is that we now live in a country that feels obligated to constantly console and cater to these wimpy, whiny idiots.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2016 04:29 PM (rgZEV)

122
Further breaking news: In another baffling development, not only are woobie sales through the roof, but animal shelters report record numbers of cats being adopted.
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Plus, cats are smart.

If they're not happy, they'll re-home themselves at the first opportunity.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 04:29 PM (hqqM5)

123 102 I like to eat the play-doh. My favorite is Purple.
Posted by: Indra Nooyi

Madame, I can introduce you to an entire taste palette. Elmer's, for example.
**kisses fingertips**

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2016 04:29 PM (LAe3v)

124 Quit trying to minimize and trivialize their concerns; for God's sake use the correct nomenclature. They're binkies, not woobies.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2016 04:27 PM (LAe3v)

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2016 04:29 PM (SRKgf)

125

The doggies are cute though. I would want to hug one too.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2016 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

Yeah, Samoyeds are very cute.

I do wonder just how many of the kids on college campii are going to these safe space things because they are legitimately upset and how many are going because hey free food and dogs to play with. Also, to pick up chicks.

Or, as I so delicately put it on the podcast, pizza, puppies and pussy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

126 93 Isn't Pepsico still a part of Yum foods?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 04:26 PM (QQ+il)

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Nope. PepsiCo used to own KFC, Taco Bell, And Pizza Hut, but spun them off to form YUM.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (kTF2Z)

127 Good God I wonder what dingbat she would have foisted upon us as SecDef.
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2016 04:19 PM (r/0kC

And these idiots don't know why they lost.

These are the same people who complain endlessly that gender prevents them from being hired, being promoted, etc. yet they wanted to prohibit gender(male) from being hired or promoted.

Everything that harridan would have done would have been in order to do two things. 1. Put women, transgenders, and lesbians in as many positions of power as possible. 2. Put Muslims in charge of as many things as possible3.
Regardless of qualifications, abilities, interest , or experience. It would have been , as someone upthread said, A Wymens studies lesbianpalooza complete with weekly therapy dogs, daily affirmation circles, and private servers and blackberries for all.

Posted by: Jen at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (Q3CCX)

128 i'm so sick of this "Are we safe?" bullshit from "nonwhites" and people of the LGBT community. Trump waved a rainbow flag, gave a shout out to the gay community at the convention, actively campaigned for the black vote and received around 30% of the Hispanic vote.

I don't know what is scarier, the fact that people are trying to make political gain off of this bullshit?
Or that people actually BELIEVE this?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (hfO6g)

129 Therapy Dog? Never heard of him. Only Underdog mounts me.

Posted by: Sweet Polly Purebred at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (FXW24)

130 My point is, they should have brought them comfort snakes!
Posted by: Lea at November 15, 2016 04:15 PM (lIU4e)

Spiders make good pets, too.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Comfort Spiders at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (v9gSJ)

131
Idiots should have listened to me.
I guess you retards will just have to learn to live without me. Have a life, suckers.

Oops gotta run. Trump's on his way.

Posted by: Barry the Flawless at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (dHJXP)

132 Two giant white Samoyed therapy dogs Zamboni and Spumoni gave everyone who approached hugs and kisses.
..........

Then Zamboni humped their leg and Spumoni puked on them.

Still better than the best day at work.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (8N2JI)

133
I shall hump all your tears away!

Posted by: Therapy Dawg at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (eg2Zq)

134 Is there any reason that political ads only run during election "season". If the repubs want to build their brand, running ads showing things like ACA exempt Congressional staffers needing therapy dogs juxtaposed with VA patients dying in line and police officers being degraded while protecting those that spit on them would be a good place to start.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 15, 2016 04:31 PM (1H9ox)

135 Hundreds of women who were poised to take jobs -- and burnish their careers -- in a Hillary Clinton administration are now facing deferred ambitions.

I have risen!

Posted by: The Schadenboner at November 15, 2016 04:31 PM (/kYMn)

136 Therapy dogs named Zamboni and Spumoni?

That sounds like the lead in to a joke.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 15, 2016 04:31 PM (CPk08)

137
Another thing millennials do that annoy me.

They turn nouns into verbs. Like "adult".

"I dont want to adult today."

Listen here you prissy little school yard girl of a man,..... in my day one could not wait to drive, to touch your first boob, to get job and make your own money or to move out of the house and BE A FRICKING ADULT.

I would have rather lived in dumpster than admit to my folks I couldnt hack it by moving home again.

WTF is wrong with you people???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2016 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

138 Everything that harridan would have done would have been in order to do two things. 1. Put women, transgenders, and lesbians in as many positions of power as possible. 2. Put Muslims in charge of as many things as possible3.
Regardless of qualifications, abilities, interest , or experience. It would have been , as someone upthread said, A Wymens studies lesbianpalooza complete with weekly therapy dogs, daily affirmation circles, and private servers and blackberries for all.
---

I'm pretty sure that there would have been drum circles as well.

And lots of meetings about "empowerment."

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 04:31 PM (hqqM5)

139 I'm late to the thread, but I wish someone would post AtC's girly rant!

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2016 04:31 PM (So9FI)

140 What a pathetic bunch of losers. And the only thing more pathetic is that we now live in a country that feels obligated to constantly console and cater to these wimpy, whiny idiots.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2016 04:29 PM (rgZEV

I heard this this morning. Apparently, the 600 students who signed the petition are upset that Thomas Jefferson owned slaves.

Then why the hell are they attending his university?

Posted by: Jen at November 15, 2016 04:32 PM (Q3CCX)

141 How did those of us who have experienced political races for decades ever survive numerous candidates we supported not being elected?!! I DEMAND retroactive therapy for my traumatized 20's and a fluffy puppy would be nice too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:32 PM (tOcW/)

142 I prefer the good old days when you were brought prostitutes and liquor.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 15, 2016 04:33 PM (4e+hS)

143 Or, as I so delicately put it on the podcast, pizza, puppies and pussy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (mf5HN)
Heh Atc; guys hoping to pick up these delicate flowers should remember these wise words 'never stick your dick in crazy'.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2016 04:33 PM (a0IVu)

144
The Human Animal Bond Research Initiative, Pet Partners, the Pet Leadership Council and the Pet Industry Joint Advisory Council teamed up to bring the dogs to help staffers relieve stress, cheer up and find comfort apres Trump...

Put everyone involved in this to sleep, except the actual dogs.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 15, 2016 04:33 PM (kdS6q)

145 Zamboni is a great doggie name. I love it!

Posted by: L, Elle at November 15, 2016 04:33 PM (6IPEM)

146
I do wonder just how many of the kids on college campii are going to these safe space things because they are legitimately upset and how many are going because hey free food and dogs to play with. Also, to pick up chicks.

Some guys used to go to the anti Vietnam war marches to pick up chicks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2016 04:33 PM (IqV8l)

147 Tears of Unfathomable Sadness

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 15, 2016 04:33 PM (dHJXP)

148 WTF is wrong with you people???
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Helicopter parents?

Participation trophies?

Liberal professors?

Too much soy?

Video games?

Social media?

Never having to live with the consequences of their actions?

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 04:33 PM (hqqM5)

149 I do wonder just how many of the kids on college campii are going to these safe space things because they are legitimately upset and how many are going because hey free food and dogs to play with. Also, to pick up chicks.

I'd say the bulk of them, but its still infantalizing them, even if they aren't buying into the idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:34 PM (39g3+)

150 Regardless of qualifications, abilities, interest , or experience.

It's not regardless of those qualities; the absence of them is a necessary condition for appointment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2016 04:34 PM (SRKgf)

151 No vaginalanche for you!

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 15, 2016 04:34 PM (+aCe4)

152 I want go pros on those dogs

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 15, 2016 04:34 PM (4piw+)

153 Some guys used to go to the anti Vietnam war marches to pick up chicks.

Hence the theory that you can judge how well a movement is going to succeed by how hot the chicks there are. When they're all fat and angry like a Slut Walk, it ain't happening.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (3J/LN)

154 guys hoping to pick up these delicate flowers should remember these wise words 'never stick your dick in crazy'.
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Not sure if there's an applicable saying for women who are dealing with these Pajama Boys, but there should be.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (hqqM5)

155 The snowflakes have a therapy dog named Zamboni.

The official AOSHQ therapy dog is named Schadenfreudeboni.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (u0lmX)

156 Have you noticed that nobody, absolutely nobody that was pushing this "Historic First Woman President" stuff, cited the case of Margaret Thatcher in support?

It's almost as if it's all about tribal leftist politics, and nothing to do with suitability for office.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (C96be)

157 What burns my ass is they don't even see the discrimination. So it's a vagina party ergo the most "qualified" people must have vaginas.

Got it. Great "diversity". I mean of course, what was I thinking not considering the superior intellect and abilities of the all powerful vagina.

They more correctly resemble the asshole.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (oqH1D)

158 As a lifelong Republican and longtime lurker of this site, I believe the gloating here about these poor women will backfire and lead to big Democratic party gains in 2018.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (OD2ni)

159 I need a therapy dog to lick the play dough off my balls. I haven't been able to get an erection in almost a week!

Posted by: Joss Whedon at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (FqgrG)

160 BREAKING: Trump announces his Inauguration theme song. Washington cowers in fear

NAH

https://tinyurl.com/q67am4e

Posted by: Evilpens at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (y3aQB)

161 Some guys used to go to the anti Vietnam war marches to pick up chicks.

Yeah but back in them days, everyone was on drugs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (dELE3)

162 Yoko Ono is so terrifed of Donald Trump that she's written a song about it. And yes, you're all invited to listen.

http://tinyurl.com/zeoa4wl

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 15, 2016 04:36 PM (8ZskC)

163 If I could save time in a bubble...

Not what Jim Croce sang I know.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 15, 2016 04:36 PM (PHcLa)

164 Alan Dershowitz probably won't be invited back to MSNBC anytime soon. He was supposed to back on the meme that Bannon was an anti-semite and he pushed back and said there is no evidence of that but there is years of evidence of anti-semitism on the left including by BLM which calls only Israel guilty of genocide.

MSNBC talking head was a sputtering mess.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2016 04:36 PM (/tuJf)

165 Whenever I read these stories about the precious butthurt snowflakes sitting shiva over Hillary Clinton, I flash to Vito Corleone grabbing a whimpering Johnny Fontaine and screaming:
"YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!"

Posted by: Hamilton at November 15, 2016 04:36 PM (sCjDS)

166
Two giant white Samoyed therapy dogs Zamboni and Spumoni gave everyone who approached hugs and kisses.

Two white dogs? sounds racist.

Posted by: Deplorabe Male Logic at November 15, 2016 04:36 PM (lKyWE)

167 The official AOSHQ therapy dog is named Schadenfreudeboni.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (u0lmX)
****
THREADWINNER!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at November 15, 2016 04:36 PM (6IPEM)

168 I know several guys who to this day go along with leftist dogma simply because they think it helps them get laid. They don't really believe it and can't argue it, but they can say all the lines and agree with all the stuff they have to in order to get the panties to drop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:36 PM (39g3+)

169 Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:26 PM (mf5HN)

Good point. I've seen therapy dogs do wonderful work with depressed seniors in nursing homes or people in the hospital. 18-26 year olds whimpering because their candidate didn't win is risible

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:37 PM (tOcW/)

170
*spending a pleasant morning calmly licking one's own genitals in the DNC office*

*Nancy Pelosi walks in*

*loses appetite*

Posted by: The Dog

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 15, 2016 04:37 PM (kdS6q)

171 Or, as I so delicately put it on the podcast, pizza, puppies and pussy.

Posted by: alexthechick
****

Wow. Don't get any of those mixed up.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 15, 2016 04:37 PM (+aCe4)

172 Have you noticed that nobody, absolutely nobody that was pushing this "Historic First Woman President" stuff, cited the case of Margaret Thatcher in support?

Similarly, you can frame the Trump candidacy as "campaign run by woman beats campaign run by men".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (3J/LN)

173 I hope they post the entire event on youtube.
Every second of it.
It will help make " future staffing decisions" a lot easier.

Posted by: rusty shacklfjord at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (v8mM1)

174 I thought Fido's ass was bad. These leftists never heard of mouthwash.

Posted by: Cooper the Therapy Dog at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (DrC22)

175 I'm so sick of these whiny babies. Some bunch of idiot students and professors at UVA sent a letter to Teresa Sullivan (UVA's president) sniveling about the fact that she had dared to quote Thomas Jefferson, UVA's founder, in one of her emails.

Seriously? These idiots need to be "protected" from reading the words of a man who has been dead for over a hundred years? A man who founded the same university they have voluntarily chosen to attend/teach at?

If they're so damn sensitive that they can't bear to read words once spoken by a historical figure at the university that historical figure founded, then maybe they should just stay in their cribs with their binkies in their mouths and their covers pulled over their heads.

What a pathetic bunch of losers. And the only thing more pathetic is that we now live in a country that feels obligated to constantly console and cater to these wimpy, whiny idiots.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2016 04:29 PM (rgZEV)

To quote Jefferson, "What the fuck is wrong with these tards?"

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (7HtZB)

176 Don't get to comfortable. The gay-lash and vag-lash are coming our way.

MSM working on that narrative now.

Posted by: Ripley at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (1BQGO)

177 Just a suggestion to all the pussies asking if they are safe.

SHUT UP OR WE'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT BEING SAFE!

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (cOHS7)

178 Hundreds of women who were poised to take jobs -- and burnish their careers -- in a Hillary Clinton administration are now facing deferred ambitions.

I have risen!
Posted by: The Schadenboner

Oh shut up you show off. You've not sat down since last Tuesday. You aren't fooling any of us.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (8N2JI)

179 Saul Alinsky vs. the Founding Fathers in a duel to the death.

Do it.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 04:14 PM (jBuUi)

--------------------------------------------------------

Machiavelli will kick Alinsky's ass.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (MuTTO)

180 Is this the lamentations of the womenz?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (kTF2Z)

181
Man Im on a rant today.

Listen here boyo's..... you want a safe space space??? You're gonna hafta make make one yourself. Nobody gives a damn about your safety or emotional well being except YOU.

If some dumb fucker come along and calls you names or messes with your shit.... you knock his goddamned teeth in then beat his head into the concrete sidewalk.

Voila!! Safe space created!!

You dont coil up in the fetal position and sob into your shirtsleeves that everydies mean to you. Man up, cowboy up, butch up or whaterver the hell motivates you and take care of shit yourself.

Sheeeesh.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

182 What they mean -- as the Twitter headline made clearer -- was that they were lining up for jobs in the Hillary's Vagina Administration and now have to remain as reporters

Well, government pensions are better. And Gawd, under President Historic First Vagina, if they had some how managed to become pregnant, the maternity leave would have lasted until the child graduated from Harvard with a doctorate in Womyns Studies. Plus, it would have given them the chance to finally get even with their middle school crush that ignored them.

I guess I be butt hurt too if you racist cost me all that.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 15, 2016 04:39 PM (/HC6x)

183
The I deserve it because I'm a woman crowd is generally not someone you want to employ anyway.

*you can change the word woman above to any identity group btw.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 15, 2016 04:39 PM (ODxAs)

184 171 Or, as I so delicately put it on the podcast, pizza, puppies and pussy.

Posted by: alexthechick
****

Wow. Don't get any of those mixed up.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 15, 2016 04:37 PM (+aCe4)

Damn right. You only want to eat two of those.

Posted by: Barry Obama at November 15, 2016 04:39 PM (7HtZB)

185 #boycottpepsi, et al, isn't so much about employing SJW-type tactics against non-Conservatives, it's about punishing those corporate stooges who use their top corporate exec status to preach to us as if we are idiots. We don't drink pepsi to be lectured to by some liberal jackass. If pepsi believes it's fine and dandy for Nooyi to be a liberal mouthpiece, then we'll stop drinking their products. I'd be just as uncomfortable with a pepsi boss blowing air about the wonders of Trump. Stick to selling your product and don't alienate half (at least) your consumers.

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 15, 2016 04:39 PM (g9d8D)

186 >>ood point. I've seen therapy dogs do wonderful work with depressed seniors in nursing homes or people in the hospital. 18-26 year olds whimpering because their candidate didn't win is risible

I used to bring my Golden to visit my dad. My Golden was a caricature of what a Golden should be, he loved everyone, aggressively.

He was a big hit at the nursing home. People who would just sit in their wheelchairs most days would light up and make me bring him over for a pet.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2016 04:39 PM (/tuJf)

187 I knew my 8 year old daughter was on the right soccer team when, after an all day tournament in which they played against girls 2-3 years older than them and took second place, the coach told them he was proud of them for working as hard as they did...but he would rather cut off his own arm then get a trophy for not winning.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 15, 2016 04:40 PM (1H9ox)

188 Heh Atc; guys hoping to pick up these delicate flowers should remember these wise words 'never stick your dick in crazy'.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2016 04:33 PM (a0IVu)

Well BC and I discuss that the problem with that target rich environment is that those are the girls who will turn around and cry rape.

But still, free pizza dude.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:40 PM (mf5HN)

189 We might be going at this all wrong. Instead of bitching at the poor little government employees, lets hand out free sleeping pills to these folks at the office. Put them all to sleep.

See if the Republic is still standing after about a week. If there are issues, gently wake up the necessary staff. If not, put another batch to sleep. Keep repeating, adding more sleepers to the group.

Posted by: MTF at November 15, 2016 04:40 PM (LISuA)

190 Margaret Thatcher earned her office. She didn't hide behind phony diversity and her genitals.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2016 04:40 PM (oqH1D)

191
You got any peanut butter?

Posted by: Therapy Dawg at November 15, 2016 04:40 PM (eg2Zq)

192 Or, as I so delicately put it on the podcast, pizza, puppies and pussy.

A long as we're ordering pizza I'd prefer onions and mushrooms. ;^) Puppies always give me heartburn and pu****y is too hairy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM (tOcW/)

193
Aw, their dreams must be "deferred." Nice word choice- - certainly chosen to recall the civil rights era slogan, "Justice deferred is justice denied."

On a darker note, it also means "Enjoy it while it lasts, motherfuckers. We're still gonna win."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM (XWkhW)

194 Posted by: alexthechick
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Wow. Don't get any of those mixed up.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 15, 2016 04:37 PM (+aCe4)
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Damn right. You only want to eat two of those.
Posted by: Barry Obama at November 15, 2016 04:39 PM (7HtZB)
==========================

Still laughing over here!

Posted by: MTF at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM (LISuA)

195 I think lefty Phil Collins has the best reply to these children in adult bodies.

http://tinyurl.com/jr8lgwx

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM (J70i0)

196 Reminder to 'rons and 'ettes who own or manage businesses with a food and beverage operation:

Your business probably has a supplier relationship with Coke or Pepsi, but not both.

Now would be a good time to revisit that relationship.

Posted by: cool breeze at November 15, 2016 04:42 PM (StZrq)

197 Therapy dog go great with hin choy and dumplings.

Posted by: Changpu at November 15, 2016 04:42 PM (DrC22)

198 As a lifelong Republican, I believe the Senate should immediately confirm Merrick Garland to atone for Trump's and Bannon's racism. I believe that would help the New York Times and others forgive us.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at November 15, 2016 04:42 PM (OD2ni)

199 We have a therapy dog. She typically sees people recovering from surgery, but I'm worried her time has not been best used.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 04:42 PM (gmeXX)

200
I don't even know whether to believe that CEO of pepsi. I doubt she is telling the truth, but let's say she is, the people to fire just identified themselves.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 15, 2016 04:42 PM (ODxAs)

201 Aw, their dreams must be "deferred."

Dogs too, before cooking.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (8ZskC)

202 I heard this this morning. Apparently, the 600 students who signed the petition are upset that Thomas Jefferson owned slaves.

Then why the hell are they attending his university?
______________________

Exactly. Nobody kidnapped them and forced them to go to Charlottesville. They competed for the privilege, and now they demand that they be allowed to attend UVA without ever having to hear Jefferson's words or see his face. Screw them. Slavery was a historical fact. These pampered princesses need to deal with it. Nobody should be editing our history to make it more palatable to idiots like these special snowflakes.

BTW, ever wonder at the selective outrage of these perpetually outraged imbeciles? They loathe people like Jefferson and want him removed from our history, but they never demand, for example, that Lincoln's face be removed from the $5 bill or the nickel, even though Lincoln believed that blacks were inferior to whites.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (rgZEV)

203 A long as we're ordering pizza I'd prefer onions and mushrooms. ;^) Puppies always give me heartburn and pu****y is too hairy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM
*****
It's official now. Ace of Spades has corrupted Fenelon.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (6IPEM)

204 Eeep! I made Fenelon sort of say a bad word!

*feels the shame*

I CAN TOO FEEL SHAME OMG!

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (mf5HN)

205 190 Margaret Thatcher earned her office. She didn't hide behind phony diversity and her genitals
=========================

And she kicked ass. Regularly. In fact, maybe I'll cheer myself up and watch of the "Best of Question Time"

Posted by: MTF at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (LISuA)

206 FUCKING CORRUPT BABIES. Go back to your cribs and suck on your collective thumbs. We grown ups have work to do.

Posted by: ethos at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (t9c06)

207 179 Saul Alinsky vs. the Founding Fathers in a duel to the death.

Do it.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 04:14 PM (jBuUi)

--------------------------------------------------------

Machiavelli will kick Alinsky's ass.
Posted by: William Eaton at November 15, 2016 04:38 PM (MuTTO)

John Locke headlock and a full Lord Nelson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (mbhDw)

208 Well, it could be good practice for their new careers as dog walkers.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (HgMAr)

209 Therapy dog go great with hin choy and dumplings.

I, uhh, prefer mine medium-rare with some A1 sauce.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm Mmm Mmm at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (3J/LN)

210 Let's cheer up all the govt. employees in mourning by reminding them that the final stage of grief is Acceptance.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (kma8f)

211 Don't get to comfortable. The gay-lash and vag-lash are coming our way.

Posted by: Ripley

* * * *

I'm in line for the vag-lash. Sounds like it could be interesting.

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (g9d8D)

212 She didn't hide behind phony diversity and her genitals.
Well, to be fair, few women actually can hide behind their own genitals. Sandra Fluke excepted.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (eXSOZ)

213 "Our employees were all crying," she said. "And the question that
they're asking, especially those who are not white, 'Are we safe?' Women
are asking, 'Are we safe?' LGBT people are asking, 'Are we safe?'

I never thought I would have to answer those questions.

So what did she tell them? "NO, you're NOT safe! Quit your jobs, stay home and hide under your beds!"
Either that, or is this another total bullshit story?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (qJhUV)

214 So it boils down to women using their tears to get the win in an argument?

YEAH!!!! Go feminism!!

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (cOHS7)

215 They are all idiots. ALL.

They have no idea what "unsafe" really means.

Idiots. Babies. Not real, strong, grown women.

Posted by: Alana at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (ASfgM)

216
The University of Michigan Law School announced a "post-election self-care" event with "food and play, including coloring sheets, play dough (sic), positive card-making, Legos and bubbles with your fellow law students."

Embarrassed by the attention, UM Law scrubbed the announcement from its website, perhaps concerned that people would wonder whether its graduates would require Legos and bubbles in the event of stressful litigation.

GR

How about a big bowl of razor blades and some nice stationary for a suicide note instead?

Also, note this is law school. These would be alleged adults in their mid-20s or older.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (kdS6q)

217 Hey you. You aren't safe. You were never safe and you will never be safe. You are equally unsafe, like everyone else is unsafe.

Go hide in your house and don't come out.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (3myMJ)

218 I see evil. money grubbing, profits-before-people corporations just aren't what they used to be.

Liberals ruin everything.

Posted by: Ripley at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (1BQGO)

219 147
Tears of Unfathomable Sadness

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 15, 2016 04:33 PM (dHJXP)
I saw Broken Dreams and Unbreakable Glass Ceilings open for Sisters of Mercy at the Neil Blaisdale Center in Honolulu. Tears of Unfathomable Sadness was the best album Broken Dreams ever wrote, but a close second was But, the Popular Vote!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (uWAzI)

220 Impostor @ 192 - Who the Hell is socking Fenelon Spoke? No way she would use that language.

Posted by: butch at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (0APJ3)

221 Puppies always give me heartburn and pu****y is too hairy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM (tOcW/)

I find that hairiness varies from pussy to pussy.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (8ZskC)

222 So anyway

This is all just an excuse to slow walk the turn over

O sowwy we dint get that done either lulz

BACK TO WORK FAGGOTS

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (4piw+)

223 We have a therapy dog. She typically sees people recovering from surgery, but I'm worried her time has not been best used.
Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 04:42 PM
******
Just curious. Why do you say that her time hasn't been best used?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 15, 2016 04:44 PM (6IPEM)

224
What a pathetic bunch of losers. And the only thing more pathetic is that we now live in a country that feels obligated to constantly console and cater to these wimpy, whiny idiots.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Looks like we picked the wrong century to take up warring.

Posted by: Hitler and Tojo at November 15, 2016 04:45 PM (IqV8l)

225 No publicly traded company has any business playing politics. It is idiotic and irresponsible to alienate half of your customers and further the divide in this country. Boycott the hell out of Target, ESPN, Pepsi and anyone else that tries to use their corporation as a platform for their vision of social change. I don't care who my waiter voted for, but if he makes an issue of it, it will diminish my enjoyment of the meal. Can we not keep politics out of every crack and cranny of our lives? Progressives ruin everything.

Posted by: IanDeal at November 15, 2016 04:45 PM (teGBX)

226 I have a "therapy" dog for liberals. She has a bite force of about 275 lbs. one chomp on the ass and your misery will be forgotten.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2016 04:45 PM (oqH1D)

227 Two giant white Samoyed therapy dogs

I thought the food thread was Sunday.

See what happens when you promote cob's.

Posted by: A Different TFG Sock at November 15, 2016 04:45 PM (8J/Te)

228 I heard this this morning. Apparently, the 600 students who signed the petition are upset that Thomas Jefferson owned slaves.

If only there was some class taught at our local institutions of learning that discussed events in our past.

Oh, well, hey, kids, time to put down your copy of "Susie has Two Mommies" so we can learn how to put a condom on properly.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 15, 2016 04:45 PM (/HC6x)

229 203 A long as we're ordering pizza I'd prefer onions and mushrooms. ;^) Puppies always give me heartburn and pu****y is too hairy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM
*****
It's official now. Ace of Spades has corrupted Fenelon.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (6IPEM)
==================

nah L'Elle, she's still hesitating to type bad words.

I give her another week, tops.

Posted by: MTF at November 15, 2016 04:45 PM (LISuA)

230 These are the people making major decisions that affect your lives.

I was just talking to one of my brothers about this.

He's got protestors out near him.

I said the same "These are the people that have been running our country."

Good riddance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 04:46 PM (qCMvj)

231 No publicly traded company has any business playing politics. It is idiotic and irresponsible to alienate half of your customers and further the divide in this country. Boycott the hell out of Target, ESPN, Pepsi and anyone else that tries to use their corporation as a platform for their vision of social change. I don't care who my waiter voted for, but if he makes an issue of it, it will diminish my enjoyment of the meal. Can we not keep politics out of every crack and cranny of our lives? Progressives ruin everything.
Posted by: IanDeal at November 15, 2016 04:45 PM (teGBX)

Memo to the NFL and NBA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2016 04:46 PM (dELE3)

232 We have a therapy dog. She typically sees people recovering from surgery, but I'm worried her time has not been best used.
Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 04:42 PM
******
Just curious. Why do you say that her time hasn't been best used?

----------

Sarcasm. Making a joke that she should have been used on these crybabies.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 04:46 PM (gmeXX)

233 Hah! Special snowflakes....

for me to poop on.

Posted by: Triumph at November 15, 2016 04:46 PM (kDUMP)

234 Geez. It's 2016. We are living in the age of hairless pussies.

Who are you people?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2016 04:47 PM (oqH1D)

235
LGBT people are asking, 'Are we safe?'

"So, you gonna hump their leg?"

"Hell no! Are you gonna hump their leg?"

"Nahhh...."

Posted by: The Dogs

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 15, 2016 04:47 PM (kdS6q)

236 I thought I would get a break after the election but no. NO BREAK!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary's Full Depends at November 15, 2016 04:47 PM (cOHS7)

237 Coke was completely in the bag for Obama. You'll have to pick a third soda. (I still drink coke, though.)

Posted by: Alana at November 15, 2016 04:47 PM (ASfgM)

238 re: Pepsi liberals, Coca cola ecology nuts, sugary drink taxes, etc.

SodaStream (an Israeli company)

Posted by: tmitsss at November 15, 2016 04:47 PM (ZYgGF)

239 Also enjoy this headline: Clinton's Defeat Means Lost Chances for Many Women on the Rise.

When you realize they really mean this. They really think this, like Obama's recent statements about how he's right, you realize just how off the deep end they all are.

How unstable.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 04:47 PM (qCMvj)

240 No publicly traded company has any business playing politics.

----------

Time to reconsider corporate charity as an ultra vires act?

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 04:47 PM (gmeXX)

241 Jeez, did any of these whiny fucks sit through a meeting that informed you about a third of the workforce would be laid off over the next year?
Plus whoever was left would have to pick up those jobs too?

And you're 50 years old with 30 years in?

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2016 04:47 PM (8ikIW)

242 nah L'Elle, she's still hesitating to type bad words.
I give her another week, tops.
Posted by: MTF at November 15, 2016 04:45 PM (LISuA)
****
Well, you better get to work, MTF! You've got a week.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 15, 2016 04:48 PM (6IPEM)

243 'Out of everything in the country right now, no one needs it more than Capitol Hill,' said Mike Bober, president of the Pet Industry Joint Advisory Council.

A bullshit lobbying org, no doubt.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2016 04:48 PM (3hIZX)

244 Geez. It's 2016. We are living in the age of hairless pussies.
Who are you people?

Posted by: Marcus T

---------

NOW we're off on a topic....

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 15, 2016 04:48 PM (g9d8D)

245 Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (mf5HN)

LOL. The "grabbing pussy" theme has been a constant one since whenever that tape came out- to the point of being too redundant now so I was bound to say it sooner or later, and this is not my first time, ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:48 PM (tOcW/)

246 positive card-making

Here is my positive card to all you butt hurt University of Michigan law school students.

I am positive your horrible candidate lost and you are a waste of sperm.

Have a Nice Day!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 15, 2016 04:48 PM (/HC6x)

247 Has the Left explained yet how Hillary lost in a country where the majority of voters are women?

*taps fingers on desk*

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 15, 2016 04:49 PM (3myMJ)

248 I used to bring my Golden to visit my dad. My Golden was a caricature of what a Golden should be, he loved everyone, aggressively.

He was a big hit at the nursing home. People who would just sit in their wheelchairs most days would light up and make me bring him over for a pet.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2016 04:39 PM (/tuJf)

Boy BFF's sister works for an assisted care place and asked if she could bring in her dog (adorable little mutt) one morning before taking him to the vet. Her boss said sure, it shouldn't be a problem.

He was such a hit that now she brings him in every day. The only problem is getting him to come home at night with her since he's so spoiled there.

That's why I get so mad about this. There's a guy in our church who has a therapy dog. Big huge guy. Little fluffy dog. He's a Vietnam vet who has severe PTSD and that dog? That dog has changed his life and helped him be able to go out in public and has given him an exterior focus. That's an actual use of a therapy dog by someone with an actual problem.

People who get their dog certified as a "therapy dog" so they can take it wherever they want? Those people need throatpunched.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:49 PM (mf5HN)

249 Too late. Already written down the name Pepsi and crossed it off.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 15, 2016 04:49 PM (FtrY1)

250 Ah. Okay SH. I guess I'm slow today. I read that literally.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 15, 2016 04:49 PM (6IPEM)

251 I wish I drank Pepsi so I could stop.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 04:49 PM (QQ+il)

252 We are living in the age of hairless pussies.
Who are you people?

Long time lurker, first time commentor but boy....did this subject ever get my attention.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at November 15, 2016 04:49 PM (/HC6x)

253 How do people get to be such complete pussies? I may not have weathered every adversity in optimal fashion, but I just don't understand how these people can't handle even the smallest bit of bad news?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:50 PM (0mRoj)

254 Can someone define "therapy"? Cause I might be willing to spend some time with a dog.

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 15, 2016 04:50 PM (DrC22)

255
"Hey! You guys ordered in lunch! Great, I'm starved."

Posted by: President Puppymuncher

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 15, 2016 04:50 PM (kdS6q)

256 I don't drink fucking soda
If I get some drive thru fast food crap I get something elsewhere if all they have is that shit

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 15, 2016 04:50 PM (4piw+)

257 The official AOSHQ therapy dog is named Schadenfreudeboni.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (u0lmX)
.............

lol
But don't we get two, like the staffers?
The second one we could name Masturboni.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2016 04:51 PM (HgMAr)

258 236 I thought I would get a break after the election but no. NO BREAK!!!!!
Posted by: Hillary's Full Depends at November 15, 2016 04:47 PM (cOHS7)

++++

I was good for a day, day and a half. Then the realization that these whiners, wankers, wierdoes, and your general losers in life are not going away - that the media is still in full swing to capitalize on each and every hard-luck, woe is me story out there, true or not. Usually untrue.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 15, 2016 04:51 PM (CFc5L)

259 Reading comments here have become weird.
Everyone's so happy. Unfamiliar territory for most of us.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 15, 2016 04:51 PM (6IPEM)

260 I meant the Sphinx Cat which is popular nowadays.

You people have filthy minds.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2016 04:51 PM (oqH1D)

261 "237 Coke was completely in the bag for Obama. You'll have to pick a third soda."

I choose Yuengling. Trump supporters.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2016 04:51 PM (OD2ni)

262 How do people get to be such complete pussies?

------------

First you cut off their balls.

Then you repeatedly tell them that they are not a man, but whatever gender they want to be.

Finally, you give them lots of porn, so they don't have to actually go out and woo any women.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 04:51 PM (gmeXX)

263 What they mean -- as the Twitter headline made clearer -- was that they were lining up for jobs in the Hillary's Vagina Administration and now have to remain as reporters.

Never count your chickens...

Chickens coming home to roost...

and all that.

Posted by: The Fox at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (qCMvj)

264 Even if people wanted to boycott PepsiCo doesn't it own like a zillion companies and brands? Is there a master list somewhere?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (tOcW/)

265 Today in the Washington Post, an opinion piece:

States are a relic of the past, time to abolish them. No more states, no more electoral college! No more Senate! No more losing governors!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (39g3+)

266 I wish I drank Pepsi so I could stop.

Posted by: Grump928

It ain't just Pepsi....Lays...Quaker
http://tinyurl.com/h56qdae

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (8ikIW)

267 What's it take to get some therapy hookers and blow?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (3hIZX)

268 Coke was completely in the bag for Obama. You'll have to pick a third soda. (I still drink coke, though.)

Wasn't John Glenn a big shot for Royal Crown (NO, not Crown Royal)?
Is Royal Crown still around?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (qJhUV)

269 6 That would have normalized women in top political roles and shown what their leadership in Washington looks like."

--

If Hillary Clinton is what female leadership in washington looks like, I do not want female leadership in washington.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 15, 2016 04:12 PM (ygsT+)

^This. And if emotional hysteria, uncontrollable sobbing and violent outbursts are what will happen if they don't get their way, why would anyone in their right mind vote for a woman?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (0mRoj)

270 I just want to be sure these dogs have insurance. They're not slaves, you know!

Posted by: Susan at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (DrC22)

271 Zamboni is a great doggie name. I love it!

My dog tries to zamboni, I boot his ass outside.
Don't need skidmarks on the carpet.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (QM5S2)

272 It's shocking that all those kids (much less professors) just discovered Jefferson's checkered past. Do they know about his wine-drinking and his debts? Wait until they find out he repeatedly forced himself on an underage slave-woman!

Wait- here's how we could rehabilitate Jefferson. Write a series of potboiler novels about his domineering personality, and maybe throw in a lot of nudity and plenty of BDSM. Title the book "Call Me Mr. Jefferson. Or Else" and boom! He's now a cult figure.

Posted by: MTF at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (LISuA)

273 >>People who get their dog certified as a "therapy dog" so they can take it wherever they want? Those people need throatpunched.

I was lucky. Once the administrators of the home met my dog, they were totally onboard. He was a Golden, it's not like he was going to hurt anyone.

It was remarkable to see people who were basically waiting around to die just flip a switch when a big goofy dog wanted to come give and get some love. Nothing bad can come from that.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (/tuJf)

274 We are living in the age of hairless pussies.
Who are you people?

Long time lurker, first time commentor but boy....did this subject ever get my attention.
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at November 15, 2016 04:49 PM (/HC6x)

Begun, the Hardwood Wars have.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (mf5HN)

275 I'm checking in here in between weightlifting sets.

GAINZ!

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (3myMJ)

276 John Locke headlock and a full Lord Nelson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2016 04:43 PM (mbhDw)

--------------------------------------------------------------

I don't even want to see what Sun Tzu would do to poor Saul. Oh wait we have seen it: The Obama Experience!

Trump said the Chinese can be vicious...

Posted by: William Eaton at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (MuTTO)

277 States are a relic of the past, time to abolish them.

--------------

Well, ok, if they insist. I'm willing to elevate Texas back to country status.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (gmeXX)

278 RC, Big Red, A and W, must be a Texas thang.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (suO/a)

279 Even if people wanted to boycott PepsiCo doesn't it own like a zillion companies and brands? Is there a master list somewhere?

Yes, but that's not the point. All that has to be done is to get Pepsi sales and stock to crater for a few weeks, to make a point to the board of directors and the idiot CEO. This isn't about a lifestyle change unless you want to. Its about making a statement to remind the company that they survive because of customers who they best not antagonize.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (39g3+)

280 Boycotting Pepsi should be enough. Drop the revenue of their marquee brand and it will show up in the stock price.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (3hIZX)

281 Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 04:51 PM (gmeXX)

Hmmm. Makes sense except for the pron...

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (0mRoj)

282 I did my first unfollow last night. Not a friend, just an acquaintance. She was claiming on IG that someone called her a whiny bitch for being a whiny bitch about the election.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (FqgrG)

283 Wasn't John Glenn a big shot for Royal Crown (NO, not Crown Royal)?
Is Royal Crown still around?

RC Cola and a moonpie. Sittin in tall cotton!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (8N2JI)

284

Where's the first song that will be come a historical "classic" about Trump's reign?

Has it been written yet?

Bob?
Neil?
James?
Bruce?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 04:54 PM (qCMvj)

285 And what of the many, many women who will be offered a position in the Trump Administration? Don't they have an equal right to 'rise'? The idiocy on the left knows no bounds.

Posted by: K-E at November 15, 2016 04:54 PM (J23oQ)

286 275 I'm checking in here in between weightlifting sets.

GAINZ!
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (3myMJ)

Gettin' SWOLE, brah!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:55 PM (0mRoj)

287 I read yesterday that the Dems on the Hill were going to be wearing diaper pins like the melting snowflakes. If the GOP pols had any balls, they'd stuff their pockets full of pacifiers and hand one to every idiot wearing a pin.

Posted by: Just a thought at November 15, 2016 04:55 PM (EFi8t)

288 but I just don't understand how these people can't handle even the smallest bit of bad news?
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:50 PM (0mRoj)

----

Because theyve never had to deal with the smallest bit of bad news????

You and I learned to deal with shit ever since little Jimmy on Delhi Circle took your shovel way from you in the sandbox and you had to fight to get it back.

We learned how to deal with shit, when to fight, when to run, when to plot revenge. We learned how to resolve disputes because we were actually exposed to disputes without some comb over tie wearing administrator hiding behind "no toelerance" policies faulting both parties involved.

Them??? They dont even know how to PROCESS adversity or conflict, let alone resolve it.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2016 04:55 PM (8XRCm)

289 Coke was completely in the bag for Obama.

Again, so was Pepsi, but that's fine. Vote for who you want to. Just don't take a crap on your customer base for their politics. Its one thing to be for someone, but another to be against your own customers and employees for voting differently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:55 PM (39g3+)

290 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (39g3+)

I haven't had a Pepsi/Coke or any soda for years so boycotting what I don't currently use would be pointless.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:55 PM (tOcW/)

291

Who is Donald Galt?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 04:56 PM (qCMvj)

292 283 Wasn't John Glenn a big shot for Royal Crown (NO, not Crown Royal)?
Is Royal Crown still around?

RC Cola and a moonpie. Sittin in tall cotton!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2016 04:53 PM (8N2JI)

The ten cent lunch!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:56 PM (0mRoj)

293 Pepsi's annual report lists the subsidiaries they own --> http://tinyurl.com/h7ld4dg (brands)

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2016 04:56 PM (c6/9Q)

294 Trump has given the sadz to so many of the right people.

It makes my heart a couple of sizes bigger.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2016 04:56 PM (YxHpp)

295 and pu****y is too hairy.
Eeep! I made Fenelon sort of say a bad word!

I'm amused that because it's Fenelon it didn't restart the hardwood debate.

Posted by: DaveA at November 15, 2016 04:56 PM (8J/Te)

296 Rather than Coke or Pepsi, buy yourself an Israeli-made Sodastream and really watch the lefty heads blow up!

Posted by: K-E at November 15, 2016 04:56 PM (J23oQ)

297 Hey remember when big corporations wera all for Republicans?

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (r/0kC)

298 I read yesterday that the Dems on the Hill were going to be wearing diaper pins like the melting snowflakes.

----

You guys have heard talk about my raging lib brother. He put up a pin as his profile page on Facebook and I commented "Good!! Im glad you guys are carrying extra diaper pins!!"

Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (8XRCm)

299 This is not about punishing different political thought, but about reminding companies that they are responsible to the bulk of the people, not tiny special interest groups, activists, and their circle of like-minded buddies. The customers are what drive business, not their narrow minded idiot political agenda. They forget. They need reminding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (39g3+)

300 Instead of an unwieldy Constitutional Republic composed of 50 sovereign states, where there are endless elections and many claims against the time of busy technocrats, the country would be far better off as one unified nation, indivisible, where governors are appointed from Washington, Republicans are illegal, the term "Hate Crime" is defined variously and according to the convenience of the local representative of the Supreme Power, and "citizens" are now "subjects".

Presto! Happiness!

Posted by: Vox 'Splain This! at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (LISuA)

301 Two thoughts that no one will likely read:
1- I wish conservative news would stop reacting to progressives - ignore them altogether - just like we expect Trump/Pence and the Cabinet to do. Render them irrelevant. After voting for Trump (to avoid a Hillary presidency), I started to learn about what I got in the grabbag. (Like Pelosi, I guess I had to vote for his platform so I could know what was in it). Now that I see what's in it, I feel so very foolish - not for my vote (lucky I did the right thing and didn't refuse to vote) - but foolish for having not seen the truth due to my own pig-headedness and snobbery (I didn't even realize what a snob I was until after the fact). It all became clear when he had the supershort presser with Paul Ryan - he spoke briefly and didn't speechify. Hmm, that's new to me - a get to the point, no BS guy? Someone who could care less if the media loves the crease in his pants. Someone who will ... maybe just get to work, which is the point of leadership and management? Anyway, for the past year I've been digesting so much negativity from the conservative venues - the ones that have been reacting to every insult from the left camp. I've indulged in it myself - and I missed out on all the fun I have had in seeing Trump's rise.
2- Okay, now I'm going to react to the news about fragile progressives needing soothing and coddling. What a pendulum swing from being aggressive bullies, mockers, scoffers, snooty elites ... to full-on crybabies.
Surprising? Not really. I've known several aggressive people who push their weight around, thinking they are important, when really folks were humoring them out of kindness. The nasty people were emboldened by their kindness, they were unstoppable, but they were fragile. How do I know? Because when someone - or some people - put an end to their reign of terror and meanness - a superior or a brave soul speaking up - these nasty people always dissolve into tears and self-pity. They become inconsolable - and inevitably, some idiot (again, out of kindness) says maybe we are too tough on him/her.
This never fails to happen. The biggest bullies are the biggest crybabies.

Posted by: Crowley at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (d8YXD)

302 I voted with my vagina. Of course, I do pretty much everything with my vagina tagging along for the ride.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (EnKk6)

303 Hey remember when big corporations wera all for Republicans?

Posted by: steevy

I remember when they just shut up their political mouths and made money

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2016 04:58 PM (8ikIW)

304 We are living in the age of hairless pussies.
...............

They are fun to grab, because they are slippery little devils.

Posted by: El Donaldo at November 15, 2016 04:58 PM (HgMAr)

305 Just another reason to drink your whiskey straight.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 15, 2016 04:58 PM (1H9ox)

306 Them??? They dont even know how to PROCESS adversity or conflict, let alone resolve it.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2016 04:55 PM (8XRCm)

True enough. I figure a lot of these people have been completely sheltered and lived in a bubble their whole lives and just don't know how to deal.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:58 PM (0mRoj)

307 I switched to Pepsi Max. That'll show 'em!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 15, 2016 04:58 PM (2yngH)

308 I haven't had a Pepsi/Coke or any soda for years so boycotting what I don't currently use would be pointless.

Right, I literally use and eat nothing whatsoever on that product list. Zero. So I'm not changing a thing one way or another regarding Pepsi.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:58 PM (39g3+)

309 So my $.02. Go out and buy the People magazine with Trump. Hollywoodians are pissed that they are putting him on the cover. I hate People with a passion, but I bought one this morning. It will go to the recycle bin shortly. As another note, a couple issues had a slightly crumpled cover and in other times I would think nothing of it, but now I am thinking someone is going around and scratching and crumpling the cover. Since this is way down in the thread I will probably mention it in a few threads throughout the day.

I am pretty unnerved by the relentless beat of the leftists through all of the news, shows, everywhere. You guys are my safe space!

Posted by: me at November 15, 2016 04:59 PM (tUGnI)

310 I voted with my vagina. Of course, I do pretty much everything with my vagina tagging along for the ride.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (EnKk6)

-------

Pleas tell me you wiped down the No 2 pencil when you were done with it...

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2016 04:59 PM (8XRCm)

311 In used to eat Taco Bell but all the people in the elevator said stop it.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 15, 2016 04:59 PM (8ZskC)

312
It ain't just Pepsi....Lays...Quaker
http://tinyurl.com/h56qdae
Posted by: Bruce
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Shit - really?
I just bought a cardboard can of Quaker Oats today...

What brand of Ginger Ale is still safe?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 15, 2016 04:59 PM (q986S)

313 The safety pin: Hands Up Don't Shoot of fall 2016. Just as humiliatingly idiotic, and just as pointless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 04:59 PM (39g3+)

314 I was looking into coloring books the other day to see what would be involved in creating them. I'm working on something else but IF I was artistic, I'd put several out there. For any artistic morons out there that can put together 40 or 50 nice drawings, it might be worth your while to create a few.

Createspace on Amazon will print them out for you and ship them.

Some of the best sellers have coloring and swear words, together at last.

Back to our regular programming and I have stuff to do. Everyone have a great day.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 15, 2016 05:00 PM (wV2R6)

315 Well, the vaping community seems pretty stoked over the Trump win. The comments are funny: the Libs all hate vapers now.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hfbykha

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 15, 2016 05:00 PM (WlGX+)

316 All I got was to be Barak's dinner

Posted by: Zombie dog at November 15, 2016 05:00 PM (GH68B)

317 Pepsi....Lays...Quaker

--------

The Quaker Oats guy gets around.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:00 PM (gmeXX)

318 Posted by: Crowley at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (d8YXD)

tl;dr

Just kidding! Good points all.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:00 PM (0mRoj)

319 "I had to answer a lot of questions from my daughters, from our
employees. They were all in mourning," PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi told
Andrew Ross Sorkin at The New York Times' DealBook conference on
Thursday.

PEPSI is a democrat organization. The fckers even changed their logo after Obama got elected, AND it is a knock off of Obama's logo, and not by just a little

So remember, drink Coke and boycott Pepsi piss and Gateraide.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 15, 2016 05:00 PM (NbJXF)

320 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (EnKk6)

LOL. I was thinking of voting with my vagina, but it seemed time consuming to roll down my underwear in the election booth and awkward to squat on the machine in order to record my vote.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 05:01 PM (tOcW/)

321 297 Hey remember when big corporations wera all for Republicans?
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (r/0kC)

The Republican voting block has been working without an increase in wages.

The corporatists are beholden to the FSA.

Posted by: Golfman at November 15, 2016 05:01 PM (48QDY)

322 302 I voted with my vagina. Of course, I do pretty much everything with my vagina tagging along for the ride.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (EnKk6)

Did you wipe down the touchscreen after?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:01 PM (0mRoj)

323 I believe Pepsi was part of the NC boycott. Am I remembering correctly?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2016 05:01 PM (HXx+D)

324 And I thought that "my turn" business only applied to Canklepotomus herself.

Posted by: Croms Dirty Underpants at November 15, 2016 05:02 PM (xudgf)

325 Reading comments here have become weird.
Everyone's so happy. Unfamiliar territory for most of us.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 15, 2016 04:51 PM (6IPEM)

A load has been lifted off of the shoulders of America.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:02 PM (qCMvj)

326 97% of DC went Cankles? I've not followed that "state" too closely in the past elections. Is that a feature of the party currently in power or does DC always go jackass?

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 15, 2016 05:02 PM (g9d8D)

327 The only thing I ever buy from that list is the occasional Fritos.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 05:02 PM (QQ+il)

328 296 Rather than Coke or Pepsi, buy yourself an Israeli-made Sodastream and really watch the lefty heads blow up!
Posted by: K-E
-------------------
Perfect idea.
I'm hoping to get one for Christmas.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 15, 2016 05:02 PM (q986S)

329 Not sure if there's an applicable saying for women who are dealing with these Pajama Boys, but there should be.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 04:35 PM (hqqM5)

Never spread your legs fro a guy you can grab by the pussy.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 15, 2016 05:03 PM (USf3s)

330 always thought Coke was more conservative

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2016 05:03 PM (c6/9Q)

331 Are we still discussing boycotts?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 15, 2016 05:03 PM (ExFzg)

332 Looking ahead, I guess the Dina Shore LPGA event will be a total sad fest.

The lesbos will all be in mourning.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 15, 2016 05:03 PM (NbJXF)

333 "Who is Donald Galt?"

I think he played Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2016 05:03 PM (OD2ni)

334 How liberals and conservatives say "safe".

http://bit.ly/2eDgUoo

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 15, 2016 05:03 PM (3myMJ)

335 The therapy dogs licked the sobbing traumatized federal employees. Then they instinctively licked their assholes to get the taste of loser out of their mouths.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 15, 2016 05:04 PM (C96be)

336 C'mon Trump, name all your other cabinet heads - we want all this entertainment to continue well into Thanksgiving.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2016 05:04 PM (a0IVu)

337 Get a nice filter pitcher and drink ice cold water. Fill the ice cube trays with filtered water -- or better yet, get a tabletop icemaker. Nothing better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:04 PM (39g3+)

338 325 Reading comments here have become weird.
Everyone's so happy. Unfamiliar territory for most of us.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 15, 2016 04:51 PM (6IPEM)

A load has been lifted off of the shoulders of America.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:02 PM (qCMvj)

This is the first spot of sunshine we've had in eight years. Sure there's lots of work to do, but there's no reason we can't enjoy the moment.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:04 PM (0mRoj)

339 This is what is wrong with the Donks. Lots of dogs and coloring books. No strippers.

Is this some deranged form of regression therapy? Serious, my problems are real time and not helped by regressing to a 9 year old armed with crayons.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 15, 2016 05:04 PM (FtrY1)

340 323
I believe Pepsi was part of the NC boycott. Am I remembering correctly?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2016 05:01 PM (HXx+D)

I don't think so. Pepsi was started here, but it's HQ is CT now

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 15, 2016 05:04 PM (NbJXF)

341 Two giant white Samoyed therapy dogs

--------------

Does this bother anyone else?

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:04 PM (gmeXX)

342 So Shadenboner, clearly for the ladies. Is there an equivalent for us male folk to enjoy? Shadenipples?

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 15, 2016 05:05 PM (g9d8D)

343 Aw man...I thought I was safe because I don't drink Coke or Pepsi, just LifeWater....and I check the list and f'ing Pepsi owns LifeWater!

Shit. I live on that stuff.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 15, 2016 05:05 PM (WlGX+)

344 --
Gettin' SWOLE, brah!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:55 PM
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Hey Broledad Brobrien, where's your epi-pen?

Posted by: The Big Lebro-ski at November 15, 2016 05:05 PM (pMGkg)

345 Wait- here's how we could rehabilitate Jefferson. Write a series of potboiler novels about his domineering personality, and maybe throw in a lot of nudity and plenty of BDSM. Title the book "Call Me Mr. Jefferson. Or Else" and boom! He's now a cult figure.
Posted by: MTF at November 15, 2016 04:52 PM (LISuA

If you want to be nauseated, go to the US Park service website for Monticello. The fact that Jefferson had slaves has become the prominent feature of the Monticello site, including all the research being done on where exactly the slave quarters were located, what the slaves did, etc. Monticello hosted all kinds of "OMG, there were slaves here" events, chock filled with SJW and "we are a nation of slave owner " types, including the race baiter in chief, Maya Angelou, etc.

https://www.monticello.org/

Did I mention that Trump Winery is located about 30 minutes from Monticello and the U of V?

Posted by: Jen at November 15, 2016 05:05 PM (Q3CCX)

346 If Pepsi doesn't own something, Unilever does.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 05:05 PM (QQ+il)

347 341 Two giant white Samoyed therapy dogs

--------------

Does this bother anyone else?
Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:04 PM (gmeXX)

It bothers me I don't have a Samoyed.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (0mRoj)

348 This is the first spot of sunshine we've had in eight years. Sure there's lots of work to do, but there's no reason we can't enjoy the moment.

Yeah, this isn't the world savd or the Republic rebuilt. but its wonderful news that

HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (39g3+)

349 This pin sh*t sucks. A couple years agio, there were people in the lobby where I work selling white ribbon pins. Men were supposed to wear them to "stand against domestic violence". Screw that. UI need a pin to show that I'm against a felony? Di I need to wear a pin t show I'm against rape? carjacking? larceny? That I won't assault you or stand by when someone randomly assaults you? I have to SIGNAL that for you to feel safe, and somehow its my business if you have emotional problems?

Go get a kiss from a therapy dog that has just spent the last 10 minutes licking its own asshole instead. Glad it makes you feel better.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (CPk08)

350 Have you people never heard of beer? Scotch? Tequila?

We don't need no stinking soda.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (/tuJf)

351 This is the first spot of sunshine we've had in
eight years. Sure there's lots of work to do, but there's no reason we
can't enjoy the moment.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:04 PM (0mRoj)

I went to the Panther's game Sunday and you could tell there were a lot of happy fans and it was not because the Panther's don't suck.

They do.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (NbJXF)

352 "Our employees were all crying," she said. "And the question that they're asking, especially those who are not white, 'Are we safe?' Women are asking, 'Are we safe?' LGBT people are asking, 'Are we safe?' I never thought I would have to answer those questions."

The answer is no bitch. Trump, destroyer of worlds, grabber of p*ssies is coming and he't taking no prisoners.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (493sH)

353 Don't buy either Coke or Pepsi. But, gosh, I do love Frito's even though I don't buy them but once a year.
I don't think there is a good substitute.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (CFc5L)

354 It's simple. Want to knock the profits of soft drinks like pepsi down a few notches?

Make em ineligible to buy with ebt bennies.

WTH should anyone need pepsi to survive?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (d76uN)

355 Epic projection from team "elections have consequences" with the "are we safe" while their allies set fires in our cities." I'm sure they'll tell them to stop once they stop sobbing into the back of their therapy dogs.

Posted by: DaveM at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (WFjXF)

356 El Presidente del Estados Unidos B. H. Obama in a both major and triumphant oration in Greece, a location some hold to be the cradle of democracy, said today that"People seem to think I did a pretty good job, and so there is this mismatch I think between frustration and anger."

He also said that the U.S. "is indisputably better off" because of him, and those who voted for Trump "are better off than they were when I came into office for the most part."

He did not discuss specifically the socio-economic status of #NeverTrumpers

Additional soaring oratory from El Presidente has been scheduled for the coming days.

Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association at November 15, 2016 05:07 PM (DMUuz)

357 344 --
Gettin' SWOLE, brah!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:55 PM
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Hey Broledad Brobrien, where's your epi-pen?
Posted by: The Big Lebro-ski at November 15, 2016 05:05 PM (pMGkg)

Right brover there, brochacho!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:07 PM (0mRoj)

358 341. Two giant white Samoyed therapy dogs

Does this bother anyone else?

______________________________

Hellz Yeah it bothers me..

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at November 15, 2016 05:07 PM (bNi5D)

359 Crayons and doggies wouldn't help me much, I struggle with depression pretty much daily. Its okay though. When I get down and depressed, its nothing that a few hours snuggling with Kate Upton wouldn't fix.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:07 PM (39g3+)

360 Sadly, a bunch of Birkenstock wearing feminists and their femboy supporters can't really fight any type of battle against strong women and actual men.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 15, 2016 05:07 PM (7ZVPa)

361 "I dont want to adult today."

Somehow I think the guys who stormed the beaches at Normandy didn't get this option.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 15, 2016 05:08 PM (u0lmX)

362 People are organizing a #boycottpepsi campaign on Twitter.

I did that in 2008 when they changed their logo to look more like Barry's and then the day after he was elected wanted people to go to a website to write good wishes to Barry. What a difference an election makes. Jagoffs.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2016 05:08 PM (493sH)

363 HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (39g3+)

I will never tire of hearing this.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:08 PM (0mRoj)

364 302 I voted with my vagina. Of course, I do pretty much everything with my vagina...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (EnKk6)

How do you pluck your eyebrows?

Posted by: West at November 15, 2016 05:08 PM (1Rgee)

365 Gettin' SWOLE, brah!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:55 PM

Feels great!

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 15, 2016 05:08 PM (3myMJ)

366 *waves at Crowley*

I totes read that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 05:08 PM (mf5HN)

367 Createspace on Amazon will print them out for you and ship them.

++++

At last! I can do The Story of Everything Bad

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 15, 2016 05:09 PM (gSZXW)

368 Nope, sorry, PepsiCo gets zip from me.

If there ever was a time to go full Who .... Whom it is now. Don't let 'em get up off the ground or we'll just have to fight 'em again.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 15, 2016 05:09 PM (VmIEt)

369 Quaker Oats...MAYBE I could find an alternative.

Buy rolled oats in bulk and add my own flavorings. Fits in more with our Modern Pioneer lifestyle anyway.

But LifeWater...that's gonna be tough. Ever since my doctor strongly suggested I not drink carbonated beverages due to my gastro issues (and it turned out he was dead-on right about that), that stuff has been my rock. I take it to the gym instead of bottled water too. And I've tried the knockoffs and they all suck.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 15, 2016 05:09 PM (WlGX+)

370 Hundreds of women who were poised to take jobs -- and burnish their careers -- in a Hillary Clinton administration are now facing deferred ambitions.

....

Somehow I think the guys who stormed the beaches at Normandy didn't get this option.

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You know thousands of men never got to live a full life because they were saving this country. But yeah, too bad about those middle class women who thought they were entitled to a job in the Hillary administration.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:10 PM (gmeXX)

371 Pepsi should fire their CEO.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 15, 2016 05:10 PM (Om16U)

372 364 302 I voted with my vagina. Of course, I do pretty much everything with my vagina...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (EnKk6)

How do you pluck your eyebrows?
Posted by: West at November 15, 2016 05:08 PM (1Rgee)

Specially made tweezers and Kegels.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj)

373 La Croix sparkling water is a great alternative too: fizz and flavor, no sugar.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:11 PM (39g3+)

374 Hundreds of women who were poised to take jobs -- and burnish their careers -- in a Hillary Clinton administration are now facing deferred ambitions.

--

This includes Kelly Ayotte, doesn't it?

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 15, 2016 05:12 PM (Om16U)

375 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM

--

I want video of driving a vehicle with a manual transmission.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 15, 2016 05:12 PM (7ZVPa)

376 Can't we just drive out these demons? The Power of Trump Compels you! The Power of Trump Compels you!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 05:12 PM (QQ+il)

377 365 Gettin' SWOLE, brah!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 04:55 PM

Feels great!
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 15, 2016 05:08 PM (3myMJ)

I'm sure it does! I used to work out like a fiend, but not so much for a while. Having arthritis doesn't help, but I really should make some effort to get into something resembling decent shape again.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:12 PM (0mRoj)

378 97% of DC went Cankles? I've not followed that "state" too closely in the past elections. Is that a feature of the party currently in power or does DC always go jackass?
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 15, 2016 05:02 PM (g9d8D

Remember, this is a locale that voted for Marion Berry after he was released from prison for being a coke dealer. I'm shocked Trump and the other's got 4%.

Posted by: Jen at November 15, 2016 05:12 PM (Q3CCX)

379 The SJWs are all wearing safety pins to identify to each other. (seems to me the purple hair, facial piercings, bad tats and body odor would do it, but...)

What should we wear?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 15, 2016 05:12 PM (WlGX+)

380 How do you pluck your eyebrows?

I think she's saying its not detachable.

Buy rolled oats in bulk and add my own flavorings.

Probably a lot cheaper that way, too. Some dried fruit, voila.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:12 PM (39g3+)

381 We've had some bad amendments, giving DC the right to vote in the EC was a bad one. I guess I should just be happy they don't have the right to vote in Congress.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:13 PM (gmeXX)

382 Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 15, 2016 04:58 PM (2yngH)

Hey there!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2016 05:13 PM (sOlkG)

383 As Zamboni and Spumoni left Capitol Hill, they could be heard talking:

"Lassie on a pogo stick, what a bunch of cry babies"

"I would have bit the guy with the man bun but I need this gig to raise my litter"

Posted by: Cheri at November 15, 2016 05:13 PM (oiNtH)

384 What should we wear?

Dicks out for Donald.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 05:13 PM (QQ+il)

385
If there ever was a time to go full Who ....

Talkin' 'bout my generation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2016 05:13 PM (IqV8l)

386 What should we wear?

No safety pins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:13 PM (39g3+)

387 Posted by: Crowley at November 15, 2016 04:57 PM (d8YXD)

nice.

never miss out on the fun
no matter what
never

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:13 PM (qCMvj)

388 Pepsi should fire their CEO.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 15, 2016 05:10 PM (Om16U)

But but but..womyn and diversity and stupidity

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2016 05:13 PM (493sH)

389 What should we wear?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
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Our AoSHQ shirts?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 15, 2016 05:13 PM (q986S)

390 nah L'Elle, she's still hesitating to type bad words.

I give her another week, tops.

Posted by: MTF at November 15, 2016 04:45 PM (LISuA)

Pussy isn't a bad word!
Pussy is good!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2016 05:14 PM (8iiMU)

391 HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (39g3+)
.............

That looks like it was really fun to type.

HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Oh yes. It was.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2016 05:14 PM (HgMAr)

392 Whatwhatwhat - what's the deal with carbonated water & gastro issues?
Asking coz I drink a lot of fizzy water.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 15, 2016 05:14 PM (Om16U)

393 I learned from the podcast by atc and bc, the safety pin signal comes from the Dutch resistance against the Nazis.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2016 05:14 PM (XoldI)

394 What should we wear?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
------------------

Our AoSHQ shirts?

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 15, 2016 05:14 PM (/HC6x)

395 Our AoSHQ shirts?

Perfect! ... wait ..

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 05:14 PM (QQ+il)

396 Or, as I so delicately put it on the podcast, pizza, puppies and pussy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

Is Pizza, Puppies, and Pussy a franchise?

I would like to open an account there please.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2016 05:14 PM (Ya7zs)

397 Drink Flint water.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2016 05:14 PM (IqV8l)

398 You know thousands of men never got to live a full life because they were saving this country. But yeah, too bad about those middle class women who thought they were entitled to a job in the Hillary administration.
Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:10 PM (gmeXX)

It's brutal and inhumane. Worse than Bastogne. Worse than Ardennes.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:15 PM (0mRoj)

399 Well until some other consensus is reached I'm going with red t-shirt / red hat.

"The U.S. Is Red !"

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 15, 2016 05:15 PM (VmIEt)

400 Probably a lot cheaper that way, too. Some dried fruit, voila.

Yep. Or maple syrup. Various jams and jellies. Sweet Sassy Molassy. Slivered almonds. Lots of options. Think we'll start doing that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 15, 2016 05:15 PM (WlGX+)

401 He did not discuss specifically the socio-economic status of #NeverTrumpers

Additional soaring oratory from El Presidente has been scheduled for the coming days.
Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association at November 15, 2016 05:07 PM (DMUuz

Do you think these countries hosting his trip are doing so to get one last look at the freak show before it disbands? Morbid curiosity?

They can't possible be entranced by his words of wisdom that come lilting out of his mouth.

Posted by: Jen at November 15, 2016 05:15 PM (Q3CCX)

402 These lunatics will probably apply for PTSD disability next, and some truly assholean docs will sign the papers.

Lena Dunham, who banned me from her FB page, is suggesting survival kits for the soon to be persecuted and driven from society among us. This bitch is as opportunistic as she is sick!

Posted by: Cn at November 15, 2016 05:15 PM (wczgi)

403 I may have appreciated "strippers for sadz" when I was in my twenties. Now I'd just look at them and think, "This guy could be my son."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 05:16 PM (tOcW/)

404 396 Or, as I so delicately put it on the podcast, pizza, puppies and pussy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at November 15, 2016 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

Do you deliver?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:16 PM (0mRoj)

405 --
What should we wear?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 15, 2016
--------

Sidearms.

Posted by: In Unison at November 15, 2016 05:16 PM (pMGkg)

406 Hundreds of women who were poised to take jobs -- and burnish their careers -- in a Hillary Clinton administration are now facing deferred ambitions.
---

Or, to put it another way "Hundreds of women poised to take jobs bet on the wrong horse and did not receive aforementioned jobs."

They backed the losing candidate.

Betcha the women who worked for the Trump campaign aren't saying their ambitions are "deferred"

/snowflakes? actions have consequences and the world owes you nothing. NOTHING.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 05:16 PM (hqqM5)

407 Now I'd just look at them and think, "This guy could be my son."

-----------

Ok - I think I see the problem.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:16 PM (gmeXX)

408 Not only that-but drapery manufacturer that Hillary would have chosen will be denied a right to sell to the White House!!

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2016 05:17 PM (2mC6G)

409 Hillary RODHAM Clinton will never be President of The USA.

It's important to mention the MAIDEN name when speaking about an Arch-Feminist.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2016 05:17 PM (XoldI)

410 "As the first woman nominated as president by a major political party, Clinton said she intended to form a cabinet that reflected the country's gender balance."

Well, duh. How else was she going to get a staff that would work for her at half-rate gender discounting and pocket the difference for the Clinton Foundation?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 15, 2016 05:17 PM (1CroS)

411 We should be freely using SJW tactics against all of these snowflakes, until we are begged to stop.

They set the rules of engagement. Let's not take our eyes away from total victory just because we won a single battle.

Posted by: Grisle McThornbody at November 15, 2016 05:17 PM (H+Tuc)

412

I turn on the tv today, and a week later people are still crying.

A week later.......

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (qCMvj)

413 Having arthritis doesn't help, but I really should make some effort to get into something resembling decent shape again.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:12 PM (0mRoj)

I have to work around my weak tendons but just have to be careful and avoid certain lifts.

Also, I walk up hills until out of breath, rest a little and go again. 20 minutes, 4 days a week is what the doctor wants. Still not doing that much, but working on it.

Forza!

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (3myMJ)

414 "As the first woman nominated as president by a major political party, Clinton said she intended to form a cabinet that reflected the country's gender balance."

Well, duh. How else was she going to get a staff that would work for her at half-rate gender discounting and pocket the difference for the Clinton Foundation?

------------

Women working for women bosses. That always works out well.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (gmeXX)

415 Just think how sadz the employees of the Clinton Foundation and the Clinton Global Initiative are....this election has put them completely out of business.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (/HC6x)

416 Hillary had a binder full of women ready to be hired.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (HXx+D)

417 "378 97% of DC went Cankles? I've not followed that "state" too closely in the past elections. Is that a feature of the party currently in power or does DC always go jackass?"

DC went for Mondale in 1984 if that helps answer your question. I work here and most DC residents can be broken up into 2 groups: (1) Poor blacks in SE and NE and (2) Limousine liberals in NW. Dems always win here.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (OD2ni)

418 Well until some other consensus is reached I'm going with red t-shirt / red hat.

"The U.S. Is Red !"

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on

I am NOT expendable, I am NOT stupid, and I am NOT going!
--Redshirt's Creed

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (9krrF)

419 From the sidebar-

It appears most of these dogs are killed during drug raids.

I'm guessing a lot?most?all? are big ole pit bulls or American bulldogs or some such that have been trained to attack-

as these are the dogs of choice for the drug dealer demographic.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (eg2Zq)

420 Or, to put it another way "Hundreds of women poised to take jobs bet on the wrong horse and did not receive aforementioned jobs."

They backed the losing candidate.

Betcha the women who worked for the Trump campaign aren't saying their ambitions are "deferred"

/snowflakes? actions have consequences and the world owes you nothing. NOTHING.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 05:16 PM (hqqM5)

They're owed because they feelz they're owed. Like my ex-wife. But that's another story altogether.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:19 PM (0mRoj)

421 412

I turn on the tv today, and a week later people are still crying.

A week later.......
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (qCMvj)

To be fair, I'm still laughing.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2016 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)

422 "They set the rules of engagement."

This cannot be repeated often enough !

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 15, 2016 05:19 PM (VmIEt)

423 Whatwhatwhat - what's the deal with carbonated water & gastro issues?
Asking coz I drink a lot of fizzy water.

Doc said they were bad for my ulcer. And it was then that I remembered my dad always avoided carbonated beverages because of his ulcer. Doc said the bubbles in beer were bad too and suggested liquor over beer (in moderation, of course, but I rarely drink anyway.)

Definitely makes a difference. What I love about LifeWater is, it's not too sweet. And the flavors at least taste natural and aren't overwhelming. Plus, zero calories, zero sugar zero fat. The Apple Fuji Pear and Pomegranate ones are my favorites.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 15, 2016 05:19 PM (WlGX+)

424 I turn on the tv today, and a week later people are still crying.

A week later.......
---

Right now, I'm guessing 1/4 to 1/3 of the world is looking at the US and thinking "Oh man, we could totally invade them right now. Without bloodshed. We'll just disrupt their internet and cell phones, and these pussies will do anything, even surrender their nation, to end their sadz."

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 05:20 PM (hqqM5)

425 8 Barney Frank has a therapy gerbil.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 15, 2016 04:13 PM (5b+Sr)

Thats sick...very very sick. I like it. LOL.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:20 PM (PjWy4)

426 My facebutt feed has gone from liberals screeching to conservatives needling. Loving it.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 15, 2016 05:20 PM (3myMJ)

427 I am NOT expendable, I am NOT stupid, and I am NOT going!
--Redshirt's Creed

Jason Nesmith: You're not going to die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh -- I don't know.
Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I??!! DO I??!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:21 PM (39g3+)

428 PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi: And the question that they're asking, especially those who are not white, 'Are we safe?' Women are asking, 'Are we safe?' LGBT people are asking, 'Are we safe?' I never thought I would have to answer those questions."

Um, why the hell are you answering those questions? Don't you have a company to run?

I guess I'd have to say of PepsiCo, "Go short."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 15, 2016 05:21 PM (1CroS)

429 what's the deal with carbonated water & gastro issues?

All the bubbles popping against an open wound?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2016 05:21 PM (sOlkG)

430 411 We should be freely using SJW tactics against all of these snowflakes, until we are begged to stop.

They set the rules of engagement. Let's not take our eyes away from total victory just because we won a single battle.

Posted by: Grisle McThornbody at November 15, 2016 05:17 PM (H+Tuc)
YES!

Posted by: Cn at November 15, 2016 05:21 PM (wczgi)

431 It's important to mention the MAIDEN name when speaking about an Arch-Feminist.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2016 05:17 PM (XoldI)

Hillary DIANE Rodham Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2016 05:22 PM (8iiMU)

432 'Are we safe?' I never thought I would have to answer those questions."

--------------

Pepsi sounds like a pretty dangerous place to work.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:22 PM (gmeXX)

433 Right now, I'm guessing 1/4 to 1/3 of the world is looking at the US and thinking "Oh man, we could totally invade them right now. Without bloodshed. We'll just disrupt their internet and cell phones, and these pussies will do anything, even surrender their nation, to end their sadz."

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 05:20 PM (hqqM5)

I wish I could laugh at this.

*looks out window for the invading horde of Russhkis.*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:22 PM (PjWy4)

434 Hillary RODHAM Clinton will never be President of The USA.

It's important to mention the MAIDEN name when speaking about an Arch-Feminist.
Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2016 05:17 PM (XoldI)

Chelsea Victoria Clinton (she did not take her husband's name at marriage - Mezvinsky - perhaps she'll rethink that, but doubt it)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:22 PM (qCMvj)

435 What needs to be endlessly highlighted is that the fear emanates from what DEMORCRATS said about Trump rather than from anything Trump himself has said he will do.

Posted by: Keebler Elves at November 15, 2016 05:22 PM (EZDs2)

436 Electors are chosen by the parties before the election. Since Trump won those states, the republican electors will be casting the votes. Those people aren't switching to Hillary.

Posted by: Reality Man at November 15, 2016 05:22 PM (Ch0fq)

437 And the question that they're asking, especially those who are not white, 'Are we safe?' Women are asking, 'Are we safe?' LGBT people are asking, 'Are we safe?' I never thought I would have to answer those questions."

Safe from what? Do you need a visit from OSHA?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2016 05:22 PM (HXx+D)

438 "As the first woman nominated as president by a major political party,"

Correction, the first woman nominated as Presidential Candidate by a major political party, not nominated as President.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2016 05:22 PM (XoldI)

439 "409 Hillary RODHAM Clinton will never be President of The USA."

Think about how bitter her longtime hangers on must be. I mean, the likes of Cheryl Mills, Huma, Podesta had to put up with her shit for years, but comforted themselves with the fact it would be all worth it when they were going to be the inner circle of the President some day. Hahahaha.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2016 05:22 PM (OD2ni)

440 Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I??!! DO I??!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:21 PM (39g3+)

Without a doubt one of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at November 15, 2016 05:23 PM (RwwCT)

441 I still have friends at PCNA. word is that the board is none too pleased with Indra anyway. Maybe this is the last straw.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2016 05:23 PM (kTF2Z)

442 Electors are chosen by the parties before the election. Since Trump won those states, the republican electors will be casting the votes. Those people aren't switching to Hillary.

------------

I predict the only person who will lose electoral votes will be Hillary. I'm throwing out at least 5.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:23 PM (gmeXX)

443 artisanal 'ette: "I turn on the tv today, and a week later people are still crying.

A week later..."

Best. TV. Ever. I'll even watch it when it goes into syndication.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 15, 2016 05:23 PM (1CroS)

444 Trending on Twitter:
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

LOL

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 15, 2016 05:23 PM (Om16U)

445 Couple of things - yeah, the "old guys had slaves" is item number one at Monticello and Mount Vernon.

Also note the latest NEWZ!! - the Trump team hasn't met with the Pentagon yet (with much tut tutting).

Oh, the outgoing admin? Waited till Nov. 20 according to DoD newsletter.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 15, 2016 05:24 PM (C9pBZ)

446 Hillary CLinton was the historic 37th female presidential nominee! They always stick that "major party" in there trying to make it seem more significant. The first one was back in the 1800s and she had a black VP candidate. Not a creepy old white guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:24 PM (39g3+)

447 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:21 PM (39g3+)

Roc Ingersol

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2016 05:24 PM (HXx+D)

448 I turn on the tv today, and a week later people are still crying.

A week later.......
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (qCMvj)

To be fair, I'm still laughing.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2016 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)

I know RIGHT!!! AAAAHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:24 PM (PjWy4)

449 419 From the sidebar-

It appears most of these dogs are killed during drug raids.

I'm guessing a lot?most?all? are big ole pit bulls or American bulldogs or some such that have been trained to attack-

as these are the dogs of choice for the drug dealer demographic.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (eg2Zq)

A lot of dogs that get shot are just regular family dogs, like the black lab shot through a 2/3 closed window, or the 23-pound yap dog belonging to an old lady, or the little kid shot while a cop was trying to shoot a family dog that was still inside the house. They really need to get their shit together on this.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:24 PM (0mRoj)

450 Having just taken in Hacksaw Ridge on election night, I find myself thinking very, very evil thoughts about these gigantic flaming pussies.

Good thing Pvt. Desmond Doss didn't need a soft and fluffy puppy to accompany him while he saved those 75 wounded soldiers singlehandedly.

These people should be ashamed of themselves.

"Muscle up, Buttercups!"

Posted by: Sharkman at November 15, 2016 05:25 PM (gEI9H)

451 Lena Dunham, who banned me from her FB page, is suggesting survival kits for the soon to be persecuted and driven from society among us.
............

Lena Dunham survival kit:

Xanax
Valium
Twinkies
Ho-Hos
Clearasil Rapid Action Acne Cream
Monistat 7

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2016 05:25 PM (HgMAr)

452 I still want to see a video of Hillz choking out Podesta..and to think, this time last week, they were celebrating..prematurely as it turned out.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2016 05:25 PM (a0IVu)

453 Without a doubt one of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at November 15, 2016 05:23 PM (RwwCT)

Which was please?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:25 PM (PjWy4)

454 440 Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I??!! DO I??!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:21 PM (39g3+)

Without a doubt one of my all-time favorite movies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at November 15, 2016 05:23 PM (RwwCT)

Oh yeah? WHAT IS IT?!

Um, it's...it's...

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:25 PM (0mRoj)

455 Or, to put it another way "Hundreds of women poised to take jobs bet on the wrong horse and did not receive aforementioned jobs."

---

not all horses are Stallions

Posted by: john Kerry - Silver Medal 2004 at November 15, 2016 05:25 PM (EZDs2)

456 Best. TV. Ever. I'll even watch it when it goes into syndication.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 15, 2016 05:23 PM (1CroS)

ha, I know.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:26 PM (qCMvj)

457 "435 What needs to be endlessly highlighted is that the fear emanates from what DEMORCRATS said about Trump rather than from anything Trump himself has said he will do.

Posted by: Keebler Elves"

Yes !
This !

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 15, 2016 05:26 PM (VmIEt)

458 Lena Dunham survival kit:

Xanax
Valium
Twinkies
Ho-Hos
Clearasil Rapid Action Acne Cream

--

Pebbles

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 15, 2016 05:26 PM (Om16U)

459 I suggest we wear hat/lapel pins. Buy a decorative 6-8 inch long hat pin and wear it in your lapel. Bonus, it can serve as a defensive aid if you are in some no weapons allowed liberal cocoon workplace, subway etc.

Guys and gals in jeans and tees could put a cotter pin around a belt loop. Bonus, these non-driving let alone ever seen a tractor sissy kids might think they are grenade pins and feel threatened, but if complaints are made you can just tell HR 'oops sorry, I just tucked that in there when I unhitched my lawn cart'.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 15, 2016 05:26 PM (dkExz)

460 WE WON'T NEED JOBS BECAUSE TRUMP WILL THROW US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!
HIDE ME!! HIDE ME!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at November 15, 2016 05:26 PM (qJhUV)

461 Its an easy boycott for me as I don't like Pepsi.
So no...and I turned them down today at lunch.
Ha!
Asshats.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2016 05:26 PM (0tfLf)

462 DC needs decentralized. Moving entire agency administration buildings to small town USA would be a good way of draining the swamp.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 15, 2016 05:27 PM (1H9ox)

463 The movie is Galaxy Quest.

And it is fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 15, 2016 05:27 PM (xeeHA)

464 When I was at a local DC university, one of my profs would entertain us with his tales of voting in DC. he was the only reistered Republican in his ward.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (u82oZ)

465 463 The movie is Galaxy Quest.

And it is fantastic.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 15, 2016 05:27 PM (xeeHA)

Turn left then straight through the chompers.

Chompers?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (0mRoj)

466 I switched to powerade after the NC bathroom fiasco. I assume that's a coke product.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (HXx+D)

467 You haven't had therapy until you've felt a pulsating, throbbing animal between your legs.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (xudgf)

468 A long as we're ordering pizza I'd prefer onions and mushrooms. ;^) Puppies always give me heartburn and pu****y is too hairy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM

Just when you think you've heard it all on the HQ, FenelonSpoke talks about eating pussy.

Brb

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (P8D8l)

469 Lena Dunham survival kit:

Xanax
Valium
Twinkies
Ho-Hos
Clearasil Rapid Action Acne Cream
Monistat 7

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2016 05:25 PM (HgMAr)

+Pebbles.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (PjWy4)

470 HIDE ME!! HIDE ME!!!

I have a ~~dungeon~~ safe room you can use.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (QQ+il)

471 When I was at a local DC university, one of my profs would entertain us with his tales of voting in DC. he was the only reistered Republican in his ward.

---------

Primary day was pretty easy for him. Short lines.

Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (gmeXX)

472 Trending on Twitter:
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

LOL
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 15, 2016 05:23 PM (Om16U)

wth?

We started watching the new episodes (Planet Earth II).

If you fear snakes, do not watch. Episode 1, Islands.

The snake scene still gives me shivers.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:29 PM (qCMvj)

473 Has there been a lamer Prez than BO right now?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 15, 2016 05:29 PM (1H9ox)

474 I wish I could laugh at this.

*looks out window for the invading horde of Russhkis.*
---

They're not even going to bother to send ground troops.

They'll simply cut our phone and internet, and then email Preezy Barky the terms.

As long as he's made El Presidente for Life, Barky will agree whole heartedly.

/although making islam the official religion of the USA might be part of his deal..

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 15, 2016 05:29 PM (hqqM5)

475 Posted by: SH at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (gmeXX)

At least he could tell if his vote was counted.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2016 05:30 PM (HXx+D)

476 Oh, you said lamer.

Never mind.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 15, 2016 05:30 PM (QQ+il)

477 468 A long as we're ordering pizza I'd prefer onions and mushrooms. ;^) Puppies always give me heartburn and pu****y is too hairy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM

Just when you think you've heard it all on the HQ, FenelonSpoke talks about eating pussy.

Brb
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (P8D8l)

Now I have truly seen everything.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:30 PM (0mRoj)

478 DC went for Mondale in 1984 if that helps answer your question. I work here and most DC residents can be broken up into 2 groups: (1) Poor blacks in SE and NE and (2) Limousine liberals in NW. Dems always win here.

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the numbers...

Reagan took 49 states. Mondale won his home state by 0.18% (~3600 votes). Reagan was the sitting president and lost DC 85% to 14%

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 15, 2016 05:30 PM (EZDs2)

479 ATC needs to go into the "Therapy Raptor" business.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 05:30 PM (bY0uH)

480 Don't feel safe, darling? One word, assuming you're serious:

GLOCK

Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2016 05:30 PM (NRjPt)

481 Oh for pity sakes... seriously?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 15, 2016 05:31 PM (O2RFr)

482 You haven't had therapy until you've felt a pulsating, throbbing animal between your legs.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (xudgf)
................

Oh, I agree, I agree!

Posted by: Dana Perino at November 15, 2016 05:31 PM (HgMAr)

483 flamer?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 15, 2016 05:31 PM (1H9ox)

484 Harrigan/Harrigan? only threatened to kill one guy. Noori at PepsiCo is actually killing millions with her diabetes juice.

Goes nicely with rum or Bourbon and a little ice and is suitable for watching election coverage.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 15, 2016 05:31 PM (iWW0H)

485 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:29 PM (qCMvj)

No idea why it's a hash but the tweets are hilarious:

#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth Third planet from the sun? When I'm in charge, we'll be the first.

A planet that is very flat-crested is very hard to be a 10, but Earth has tremendous mountains.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 15, 2016 05:31 PM (Om16U)

486 459 PaleRider

You mean we should sharpen the points of our Cotter pins?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2016 05:32 PM (u82oZ)

487 457 "435 What needs to be endlessly highlighted is that the fear emanates from what DEMORCRATS said about Trump rather than from anything Trump himself has said he will do.

Posted by: Keebler Elves"

Yes !

This !

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 15, 2016 05:26 PM (VmIEt)

Actually Democrats project on other the things THEY want to do.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:32 PM (PjWy4)

488 Right now, I'm guessing 1/4 to 1/3 of the world is looking at the US and thinking "Oh man, we could totally invade them right now. Without bloodshed. We'll just disrupt their internet and cell phones, and these pussies will do anything, even surrender their nation, to end their sadz."

Hush, you! You're giving away my battle plan for Civil War II!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 15, 2016 05:32 PM (9krrF)

489 461 Its an easy boycott for me as I don't like Pepsi.
So no...and I turned them down today at lunch.
Ha!
Asshats.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2016 05:26 PM (0tfLf)

I get it but Coke now has a four color theme. White, red, black and GREEN.

There are no safe spaces.

Posted by: Golfman at November 15, 2016 05:32 PM (48QDY)

490 --
I turn on the tv today, and a week later people are still crying.

A week later.......

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:18 PM (qCMvj)

To be fair, I'm still laughing.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2016 05:19 PM-------------
Remember how comedians couldn't find anything funny about Obama? Turns out the last eight years have been the setup. Nov. 8, 2016, was the punchline. The laughter may last for a while.

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2016 05:33 PM (pMGkg)

491 No idea why it's a hash but the tweets are hilarious:

#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth Third planet from the sun? When I'm in charge, we'll be the first.

A planet that is very flat-crested is very hard to be a 10, but Earth has tremendous mountains.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 15, 2016 05:31 PM (Om16U)

love it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2016 05:34 PM (qCMvj)

492

Indra Nooyi ... yeah, didn't she used to play Raj's mother on "The Big Bang Theory"?

Now she's the PepsiCo CEO? Now THAT's breaking the glass ceiling ... while retaining plenty of servants.

Posted by: Bewwy Kripke at November 15, 2016 05:34 PM (FlRtG)

493 ATC needs to go into the "Therapy Raptor" business.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Somehow I suspect the only one to feel better will be AtC.

Then again, "DinoDominatrix" would probably find a rather lucrative niche.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 15, 2016 05:34 PM (9krrF)

494 Remember "Sleeper," when Woody came out of the Orgasmatron?

That's me, if Kobach is our next AG.

Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2016 05:34 PM (NRjPt)

495 477 468 A long as we're ordering pizza I'd prefer onions and mushrooms. ;^) Puppies always give me heartburn and pu****y is too hairy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM

Just when you think you've heard it all on the HQ, FenelonSpoke talks about eating pussy.

Brb
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (P8D8l)

Now I have truly seen everything.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:30 PM (0mRoj)

Were all gonna burn.

Posted by: Golfman at November 15, 2016 05:34 PM (48QDY)

496 TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth

We will keep Canadian Geese from illegally migrating across our borders.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2016 05:34 PM (HXx+D)

497 #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth Third planet from the sun? When I'm in charge, we'll be the first.

A planet that is very flat-crested is very hard to be a 10, but Earth has tremendous mountains.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai

#MakePlutoAPlanetAgain

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 15, 2016 05:35 PM (9krrF)

498 pu****y is too hairy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2016 04:41 PM

So we know where she side she is on in the great debate:

Hardwood or Carpet!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 15, 2016 05:35 PM (42Mgr)

499 Lena Dunham survival kit:

Xanax
Valium
Twinkies
Ho-Hos
Clearasil Rapid Action Acne Cream
Monistat 7

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2016 05:25 PM (HgMAr)

She believes her little followers will need survivalist food and water purification systems and a 4 year supply of birth control...hahahahha

Posted by: Cn at November 15, 2016 05:35 PM (wczgi)

500 490 --
I turn on the tv today, and a week later people are still crying.

A week later.......

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

This is an exact analog to the "Princess Di" cryfest. I knew then that Britain was gone and wasn't coming back. It's simple mass hysteria: cats, dogs, etc.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2016 05:35 PM (LAe3v)

501 "What's that on your lapel?"

"Firing pin."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:36 PM (39g3+)

502 467 You haven't had therapy until you've felt a pulsating, throbbing animal between your legs.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (xudgf)

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Vord!

Posted by: Melania Trump at November 15, 2016 05:36 PM (EZDs2)

503 A planet that is very flat-crested is very hard to be a 10, but Earth has tremendous mountains.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai

#MakePlutoAPlanetAgain
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character

In before the Uranus jokes start.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2016 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

504 Now I have truly seen everything.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:30 PM (0mRoj)

Were all gonna burn.
Posted by: Golfman at November 15, 2016 05:34 PM (48QDY)

Yep, so we might as well enjoy the ride.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:36 PM (0mRoj)

505 And if we must have something on our lapel, I suggest the following:

Three nails.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 15, 2016 05:37 PM (9krrF)

506 I wish they would stick to dogs for their 'therapy'.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 15, 2016 05:37 PM (XoldI)

507 "Our employees were all crying," she said. "And the question that
they're asking, especially those who are not white, 'Are we safe?' Women
are asking, 'Are we safe?' LGBT people are asking, 'Are we safe?' I
never thought I would have to answer those questions."
=====================================

You should not answer them. Rather, you should ask them questions of your own.

Why do you think you are unsafe? What makes you think that because you are not white you are in some kind of danger? What is it about Trump that makes you feel threatened as a lesbian? Why do you think your career stops here? Why?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 15, 2016 05:37 PM (dFi94)

508 505 And if we must have something on our lapel, I suggest the following:

Three nails.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 15, 2016 05:37 PM (9krrF)

To offer them for their self-crucifixion?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:38 PM (0mRoj)

509
55 I want to shake some of these adult cry baby whiners.

You know what dogs are therapeutic, if you don't have a pet and need some animal interaction call the local shelter and go visit their dogs are cats instead of acting like you, a supposedly function adult getting paid needs the service brought to you.

And the same with the play dough and coloring etc on colleges. Hand the kids a list of pre-school and Kindergarten teachers and they can volunteer to play with the kids, cut out shapes for the teachers etc. Or they can go to K-mart or ToysRus and buy themselves some playdough and coloring books. But the last thing they need is to be coddled like they are still toddlers.

Posted by: PaleRider

Do you think they would be setting a good example for kids, or dogs for that matter?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 15, 2016 05:38 PM (iWW0H)

510 Therapy Face-sitting Spiders! Therapy Face-sitting Spiders!

Get your Therapy Face-sitting Spiders Here

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 15, 2016 05:38 PM (EZDs2)

511 "I think we should allow people to have their own Stupid Political
Opinions as long as they're not deploying SJW coercive tactics to make
other people submit to them."

Nope. I say we treat them EXACTLY as they would treat us were they in power. If you don't think VENGEANCE played a part in nominating and electing Trump, you were not paying attention.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 15, 2016 05:38 PM (S2VsH)

512 In related news, a therapy boy has been brought in to dog the spirits of Harry Reid.

Posted by: Furious George at November 15, 2016 05:39 PM (77i7V)

513 Posted by: Melania Trump at November 15, 2016 05:36 PM (EZDs2)

Nice sock.

But I think she has achieved first name only status.

Posted by: Golfman at November 15, 2016 05:39 PM (48QDY)

514 510 Therapy Face-sitting Spiders! Therapy Face-sitting Spiders!

Get your Therapy Face-sitting Spiders Here
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 15, 2016 05:38 PM (EZDs2)

Speaking of things that are hairy.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:39 PM (0mRoj)

515 You know what makes me feel better after a bad day. Making a batch of Chocolate Chip Cookies, then eating one.
So why don't you guys go make some and bring me one.to try out.

Posted by: Picric at November 15, 2016 05:39 PM (s0VSd)

516 Telegram!

Posted by: Therapy Shark at November 15, 2016 05:39 PM (XoldI)

517 Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:36 PM (0mRoj)

Roger that.

It's been a fun week.

Posted by: Golfman at November 15, 2016 05:40 PM (48QDY)

518 HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT! Still reads and sounds great. Next big positive-Huma will not be Chief of Staff or anything else in government!

Posted by: areswomen at November 15, 2016 05:40 PM (Rx2dv)

519 They want therapy dogs but they should get monkeys. because f*cking monkeys are crazy.

Oh and i hate monkeys.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:40 PM (PjWy4)

520 512 In related news, a therapy boy has been brought in to dog the spirits of Harry Reid.

That foul little piece of shit needs to be censored for what He is saying...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 15, 2016 05:40 PM (O2RFr)

521 519 They want therapy dogs but they should get monkeys. because f*cking monkeys are crazy.

Oh and i hate monkeys.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:40 PM (PjWy4)

So quit fucking them.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:41 PM (0mRoj)

522 Telegram!
...
Me take that.

Posted by: Mr. Mongo at November 15, 2016 05:41 PM (1H9ox)

523 I don't remember my therapy dog or my coloring book or my bubbles from four years ago or eight years ago. I think it's maybe because...I DIDN'T FUCKING NEED ANY!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2016 05:41 PM (qJhUV)

524 and if no ones said it, why punish those poor dogs?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:42 PM (PjWy4)

525 Sorry, I read that wrong. But stop fucking monkeys anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:42 PM (0mRoj)

526 They could hook the Samoyed's upto sleds in January to pull the ex-EPA staffers stuff out of town greenly.

Posted by: DaveA at November 15, 2016 05:42 PM (8J/Te)

527 Posted by: areswomen at November 15, 2016 05:40 PM (Rx2dv)

She still gets to be a deplorable pervert's ex-wife. So, she has that going for her. And hey, she can always go back to editing radical pro-sharia newsletters.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 15, 2016 05:42 PM (S2VsH)

528 We corrupted FenelonSpoke!

AoS! AoS! Naw, that just not right.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2016 05:42 PM (u82oZ)

529 521 519 They want therapy dogs but they should get monkeys. because f*cking monkeys are crazy.

Oh and i hate monkeys.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:40 PM (PjWy4)

So quit fucking them.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:41 PM (0mRoj)

And they're insatiable.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 15, 2016 05:43 PM (PjWy4)

530 When Barack became President my therapy dog was a case 7.62 and some range time.

Posted by: Mr. Mongo at November 15, 2016 05:43 PM (1H9ox)

531 Have they called MI yet?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 15, 2016 05:44 PM (O2RFr)

532
Just when you think you've heard it all on the HQ, FenelonSpoke talks about eating pussy.

Brb
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 15, 2016 05:28 PM (P8D8l)

Now I have truly seen everything.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:30 PM (0mRoj)

Were all gonna burn.
Posted by: Golfman
----------------

Absolute Deplorables corrupt absolutely?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 15, 2016 05:44 PM (q986S)

533 If you asked any of these feminazis, including Meagin Kelly who Indira Ghandi was, or Benazir Bhutto, or Margaret Thatcher, or Mary Robison, Karmartunga(Sri Lanka) or Gloria Arroyo, or one of the many, many women who have lead their country , not because they were a woman but because they were a great leader, they would be clueless as to most of them.

Posted by: Jen at November 15, 2016 05:44 PM (Q3CCX)

534 Huma will be recalled back to those who sent her as a mole, debriefed, and disappeared.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2016 05:44 PM (XoldI)

535 That foul little piece of shit needs to be censored for what He is saying...
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 15, 2016 05:40 PM (O2RF

Eh. They're ignoring him now. He's gone in a few weeks.

Just proving the point that was made on November 8.

No different than the protestors or the media.

Still trying. Losing relevance with every word.

Posted by: Golfman at November 15, 2016 05:44 PM (48QDY)

536 I think we should allow people to have their own Stupid Political Opinions as long as they're not deploying SJW coercive tactics to make other people submit to them.

Yes people should be allowed to have their own STUPID SJW opinions and we should be allowed to opine NOT ONE RED CENT will I spend on their product.

Posted by: gNewt...not troubled by Trump at November 15, 2016 05:45 PM (DT2/W)

537 Anything that results in fewer sales of poisonous sugar water is a good thing.

Posted by: Kevin C at November 15, 2016 05:45 PM (9khZC)

538 The Great Trump Crash continues with the Dow closing at another record high today.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 15, 2016 05:45 PM (8ZskC)

539 Therapy dogs are great! With yams and a nice Pinot.

Posted by: Former President Barack Obama at November 15, 2016 05:45 PM (EZDs2)

540 537 Anything that results in fewer sales of poisonous sugar water is a good thing.
Posted by: Kevin C at November 15, 2016 05:45 PM (9khZC)

OK Bloomberg.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:46 PM (0mRoj)

541 538 The Great Trump Crash continues with the Dow closing at another record high today.

But His transition team is in shambles!

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 15, 2016 05:46 PM (O2RFr)

542 Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2016 05:44 PM (XoldI)

That's what I think too, unless they feel like they'll get even more from a demoralized, enraged Hildebeast...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2016 05:46 PM (sOlkG)

543 Have they called MI yet?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 15, 2016 05:44 PM (O2RFr)
============================

Nope.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 15, 2016 05:46 PM (dFi94)

544 Have they called MI yet?
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 15, 2016 05:44 PM (O2RFr

Heard on local radio today, some election twit here in Michigan saying that there was a precinct in Detroit(where else?) that didn't report their vote tally on Election night, which has caused all this issue with "calling the state'. it's ridiculous. There is nothing going to change as far as Trump winning, other than the "official" numbers.

Posted by: Jen at November 15, 2016 05:47 PM (Q3CCX)

545 Ted Cruz met with Trump today?

hmmmmm

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2016 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

546 Anything that results in fewer sales of poisonous sugar water is a good thing.

Posted by: Kevin C at November 15, 2016 05:45 PM

I completely agree!

Posted by: Liberal City Soda Taxes at November 15, 2016 05:47 PM (S2VsH)

547 Do you think President Big Brass Balls will tell the Fed to raise the interest rates?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 15, 2016 05:47 PM (sOlkG)

548 545 Ted Cruz met with Trump today?

hmmmmm
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2016 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

Give me a break people! I can only get so erect!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 15, 2016 05:48 PM (0mRoj)

549 If you want to know what the dems are up to. Pay attention to their attacks. They are masters of projection.

Posted by: Bosk at November 15, 2016 05:48 PM (n2K+4)

550 NOOD.

Posted by: johnd01 at November 15, 2016 05:49 PM (ukNFU)

551 HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2016 05:06 PM (39g3+)
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Just wanted to see it one more time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 15, 2016 05:49 PM (EnKk6)

552 and from a few threads back and the sidebar

cause:
An amendment offered by Reps. John Culberson (R., Texas), Mike Rogers (R., Ala.), and Thomas Rooney (R., Fla.) would scale back the moratorium on pork barrel spending, which has been banned since Republicans took control of the House in 2010.

effect:
Mike Rogers Off Trump Transition Team

or have I got the wrong Rogers, hell it's even better if it's the wrong Rogers.

Posted by: DaveA at November 15, 2016 05:50 PM (8J/Te)

553 SO

High school. My kids private high school had a presidential "vote". Hardly anonymous. One box for Clinton, one for Trump. An underclass man girl puts a vote in for Trump, and is totally harassed by upper classmen to the point she goes home crying. Her father shows up at school and reams the head of school a new one.

Another girl goes on her facebook, that her classmates see, and goes nuts, saying that anyone who supports Trump is a racist bigot sexist antisemetic homophobe. So, two boys push back, one her page and now it's a thing

The head of school, who is a huge prog, teaches a class that's required for seniors. He decides to talk about the election after Trump is elected. The class discussion goes berserk. He has to send a letter to all parents and students telling everyone to keep it civil, never mind that the only ones NOT being civil so far are the Clinton supporters.

I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT

Posted by: ThunderB at November 15, 2016 05:51 PM (EWnpL)

554 Saw this on Dump a Day -
So you're anti-gun but you're calling for revolution.
What are you going to fight with, dildos and bongs?

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at November 15, 2016 05:53 PM (9iR5/)

555 Anything that results in fewer sales of poisonous sugar water is a good thing.

Posted by: Kevin C at November 15, 2016 05:45 PM

I completely agree!

Posted by: Liberal City Soda Taxes at November 15, 2016 05:47 PM (S2VsH)

Guess I didn't literally mean ANYTHING, now that I think a little more about it. I don't go for taxing sugar-poison water. But boycotting liberal PepsiCo and the like is a good idea. However, seems that most big corporations are swarms of liberals.

Posted by: Kevin C at November 15, 2016 05:54 PM (9khZC)

556 I'm guessing Hillary is already wearing a diaper pin.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2016 05:54 PM (eAMlh)

557
533 If you asked any of these feminazis, including Meagin Kelly who Indira Ghandi was, or Benazir Bhutto, or Margaret Thatcher, or Mary Robison, Karmartunga(Sri Lanka) or Gloria Arroyo, or one of the many, many women who have lead their country , not because they were a woman but because they were a great leader, they would be clueless as to most of them.

Posted by: Jen

They might point to Canada's Prime Minister Kim Campbell, who was chosen by the Tory Party to be PM because she was a woman and then lead the party to a drubbing of historical proportions down from a majority 118 + seats to two seats (same as if the Repubs went down from the 235 odd they have now to 4 seats in House of Representatives. She never even won her own seat.

This is what comes of picking someone just because she's a woman, but they already learned that last Tuesday.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 15, 2016 06:02 PM (iWW0H)

558 110 RE: Electoral College

As a tactic, can the rumor be spread on Twitter and Social Media that ALL of the members of the Electoral College have unanimously voted in secret to give the election to Hillary?

Can we spread the word that if ALL the ballots are counted, including absentee and military (which usually goes 2/3 to Republicans) there is a strong possibility that Donald Trump will have won the popular vote?

Posted by: areswomen at November 15, 2016 06:12 PM (Rx2dv)

559 Guys and gals in jeans and tees could put a cotter pin around a belt loop. Bonus, these non-driving let alone ever seen a tractor sissy kids might think they are grenade pins and feel threatened, but if complaints are made you can just tell HR 'oops sorry, I just tucked that in there when I unhitched my lawn cart'.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 15, 2016 05:26 PM (dkExz)

That's a "hitch pin clip". Cotter pins are what are used to secure castellated nuts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 06:19 PM (bY0uH)

560 I turn on the tv today, and a week later people are still crying.

A week later.......
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#BawlinSinceWednesday

Posted by: Axeman at November 15, 2016 06:20 PM (2mC6G)

561 Send in Triumph, the insult therapy dog.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 15, 2016 06:40 PM (2HzzU)

562 These people need to feel safe while their compatriots are literally beating the shit out of people when they merely *suspect* that person of voting for Trump. Got it.

GFY, you asswipes.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 15, 2016 06:45 PM (tapYd)

563 Do you know, why they are all scared? Because they imagine that we will do to them what they have always wanted to do to us.

Posted by: General Stark at November 15, 2016 07:00 PM (V93+K)

564 Pol Pot was right!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 15, 2016 07:12 PM (OLEED)

565 "563 Do you know, why they are all scared? Because they imagine that we will do to them what they have always wanted to do to us."

As Ace indicated, this time we *do* intend to do them what they have always done to us. Destroying the NFL was preseason.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 15, 2016 07:14 PM (OLEED)

566 Therapy weasels would be more appropriate, or maybe therapy honey badgers.

Posted by: chuckR at November 15, 2016 07:23 PM (qS1uX)

567 I'm sure these fine staffers can deal with a nuclear attack on the nation just fine.

Posted by: Socratease at November 15, 2016 07:41 PM (FqHs5)

568 Dr. Pepper is always in the Pepsi section of the store fridge, but they are not owned by PepsiCo.

Whew, dodged a bullet on that one.

Posted by: Sal at November 15, 2016 07:51 PM (hA4a+)

569 "Quaker Oats...MAYBE I could find an alternative. "

Bob's Red Mill. So good.

Posted by: Sal at November 15, 2016 07:53 PM (hA4a+)

570 As to the pepsi boycott, given how PC companies are now, personally I don't require them them to be deploying boycotts/shamings actively in the 'current incident'.

While I won't push on it hard, I will post publically my reasons why I am no longer volunteering my personal money to their company, even if I prefer some of their products.

Competition is a bitch.

Posted by: Evil-Bun-Bun at November 15, 2016 07:57 PM (DngKa)

571 563 Do you know, why they are all scared? Because they imagine that we will do to them what they have always wanted to do to us.
Posted by: General Stark at November 15, 2016 07:00 PM (V93+K)

Exactly.

And we're Coke people, so until some Coke exec shoots xer fool mouth off, we're okay, soft-drink wise.

Posted by: Gem at November 15, 2016 08:38 PM (uaHyk)

572 Starbucks is a Pepsi brand. Also Mountain Dew, the tech guy lifeblood. But we'll make those sacrifices.

Posted by: TPC at November 15, 2016 09:12 PM (4+fwk)

573 Therapy dog? Can I send a starving pit bull to Harry Reid's office after first strapping about a pound of sirloin stake on Dingy Harry's ass? [Don't want that pit bull to get filled up on the steak you know.] That's some "dog therapy" that I could support.

Posted by: Skeptical Voter at November 15, 2016 09:21 PM (Sda6L)

574 I kinda agree with you that the CEO of Pepsi doesn't deserve the same treatment as the CEO of GrubHub since she was just expressing an opinion not calling for action but I do think all these people should suffer for their stupidity. Just shut it. Stop saying things you know will be controversial on camera, Twitter, Facebook, whatever. This goes for the left and right. Stop being stupid.

Posted by: Whitney at November 16, 2016 07:25 AM (aF1ln)

575 I'm thinking something along the lines of Montgomery Burns' "Release the hounds!" would be more suitable - and more therapeutic for me!

Posted by: Super Genius at November 16, 2016 08:22 AM (8pnHX)

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