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Crisis? NFL Considering Reducing Commercial Time During Games

When an organization proposes reducing the amount of money it's taking in in order to buy back some goodwill, you can take that as a sign they're really worried about having lost all that goodwill.

As Ratings Plummet, N.F.L. Considers Reducing Ads and Length of Games

By KEN BELSONNOV. 10, 2016


N.F.L. Commissioner Roger Goodell said on Thursday that the league was looking at a variety of ways to shorten game broadcasts, including trimming some advertising, to keep the action moving.

The league has seen its television ratings plunge this season, something that Goodell has said is related to a number of factors, including the intense interest in the presidential election, as well as shifts in the way fans have been watching games.

...

Goodell noted, though, that the pace of games could also be a factor in the ratings decline. Fans have complained for years that games are too long, and they frequently express annoyance at the number of commercial breaks and video reviews. Last season, the average length of regular-season games, from kickoff to final whistle, was 3 hours 8 minutes, six minutes longer than in 2008.

NFL viewership is down double digits this year. Goodell called the falling ratings a "cyclical" phenomenon.

In related news, Joe Thiesman has only minor permanent impairment to his leg due to the "cyclical" leg-break Laurence Taylor inflicted on him.

Goodell is also saying that Trump's election has made things difficult for him at home.

Asked whether his job was harder with Trump's ascension, at a DealBook conference in New York, Goodell pivoted to how it challenged his home life.

"It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes on that front."

Please let me give you money in the form of direct access to my brain and precious hours of my short life.

Posted by: Ace at 03:34 PM




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Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 11, 2016 03:30 PM (kTF2Z)

2 There is nothing they can do to make me return to watching their crap.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 03:31 PM (mpXpK)

3 I'll get the others.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 11, 2016 03:31 PM (kTF2Z)

4 As one of the only remaining football fans I would welcome that

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 03:32 PM (GH68B)

5 Goodell is one of the MAJOR reasons I watch less NFL

Start by getting rid of Goodell and rein in the refs, it's FootBall, not PussyBall

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 03:32 PM (dELE3)

6 What is this NFL you speak of?

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2016 03:32 PM (88xKn)

7 Is it easy or harder to explain that potentially deflating a football results in a 4 game suspension but beating the crap out of a women only results in a 2 game suspension?

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2016 03:32 PM (gmeXX)

8 There's more actual playing time in a rugby match (which typically runs 90 minutes start to finish) than there is in an NFL match that goes over three hours. Lots of stoppage and silly things like touchbacks. Too many dropped passes.

I still follow the Giants, but my enthusiasm has been going down.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 11, 2016 03:32 PM (SIY7D)

9 Ahhh...

Now fix the main page.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2016 03:32 PM (6ToNi)

10 But most of all the margins aren't blown, yet

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (GH68B)

11 Goodell said. "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes on that front."

Just invite Tom Brady over to your place to explain it to them.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jkmtt)

12 I feels to small now

Posted by: origional Jake at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (yEME9)

13 "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes on that front."

----

Then you married an idiot and are raising two more.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (8XRCm)

14 As a fan of Browns "football," I'm way ahead of the no-longer-watching-the-NFL curve...

Posted by: The Night Man Cometh at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (50U0R)

15 I watched some of the Thursday Night Footballs OMG yesterday
The game was beyond boring.
They somehow screwed up a game I liked.

Maybe it's time for lesbian soccer.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (8ikIW)

16 I still follow the Giants, but my enthusiasm has been going down.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 11, 2016 03:32 PM (SIY7D)

I still follow the Jets, but my ent Oh G-D just shoot me now!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (dELE3)

17 Trump's Victory Is a Pivotal Turning Point in Human History

This was not only the most important election of our lifetimes, but ranks as one of the most significant events in recorded history, on par with the French Revolution or the fall of the Berlin Wall. And I'll tell you why.

Our entire lives are saturated with leftist propaganda. We non-progressives see it everywhere and complain about it incessantly -- because it is ubiquitous. In fact, much of our waking hours is spent commenting upon and then combatting the endless relentless leftist slant to everything in modern society: the entire preschool-through-PhD educational system; the entire media/entertainment complex; the social environment; and, increasingly, the governmen itself as an agent of coercive progressive propaganda.

Every movie. Every TV show. Every news broadcast. Every lesson in every classroom. Every social signifier in the public. Every poll. In ways large and small, overt and covert, it is all saturated with progressive ideals, whether you realize it or not (and by now most people realize it).

We pull our hair out about it. We scream and cry in protest. We rail futilely against it. (Or at least we thought it was futile.)

But what is the purpose of all this propaganda?

Well, as formulated first by Antonio Gramsci and then later the Frankfurt School, the ultimate goal is to change the underlying nature of society to pave the way for an eventual socialist utopia. But -- here's the key, and the point behind Gramscianism and "stealth communism" -- the revolution, they realized, should not and can not be a VIOLENT revolution, but instead a quiet revolution in which the populace imposes communism on itself willingly -- what Bernie Sanders correctly called "democratic socialism."

Violent communist revolutions can only ever succeed in what were called "peasant societies" -- czarist Russia, impoverished rural China, Cambodia, etc. -- but never succeed in industrial countries, as Marx had incorrectly assumed. (Marx thought that the first two countries to have a communist overthrow would be England and Germany, because they were the most industrialized nations in the 19th century and thus had the greatest number of disenfranchised factory workers. He was wrong.)

Anyway, to get to the point, the entire purpose of 60 years of slanted media and slanted news and slanted education and social pressure and brainwashing and deception and indoctrination -- all of it, everything we complain about every day, all days, for years and years and years -- the purpose of all this is to get people to vote for the most left-wing candidate in each presidential election. Because, as noted above, this entire theory is based on stealth communism, self-imposed, democratically elected socialist government.

We see the results of these decades of indoctrination in the college students of today, who are all so left-wing by default that they see standard old-school Marxism as too old-fashioned and conservative. That is how left-wing they are -- and yet they think they are middle-of-the-road, from their vantage point.

So it had seemed that these decades of indoctrination had been resoundingly successful, and that the US electorate had swung wildly to the left, never to swing back, just as the Gramscian brainwashers had been implementing for the last 50 or more years.

They don't brainwash people to engage in violent overthrow -- because that is known not to work in a middle-class first-world country. We're too comfortable as a nation for that to ever work. Instead, they brainwash people to VOTE as their socialist mentors tell them to vote.

And it has looked since 2008 and ever since that this strategy has reached a tipping point of success from which there was no return -- no conservative could ever win another presidential election, since with each passing year, the population was getting younger, more radical, more brainwashed, etc.

And then November 8 2016 happened, and BOOM: It was all revealed to be a lie. Not only has the relentless indoctrination failed, but the general impression that the indoctrination had been successful was itself a gigantic meta-deception.

All the polls, which were intended to convince everyone that Hillary was inevitable? ALL LIES. All the chatter and imagery that America had forever swung Democratic? ALL LIES.

It doesn't even matter what Trump's actual political beliefs are. All that matters is that he was The Designated Enemy and yet he won resoundingly.

This election didn't merely expose the failure of six months of campaigning by the Democratic Party. This election exposed the failure of SIX DECADES of leftist propaganda to have any cumulative effect at all.

And the earthquake extends deep into the future as well. Thanks to Trump's history-shattering victory, we know know that the Gramscian model and the Frankfurt school model DON'T WORK. Every single thing the Left has done since the 1940s has been catastrophically wrongheaded and misconceived. It has all backfired. Which means that going into future, when they will (as they surely will) continue their failed Gramscian strategy on autopilot, IT WILL ALL BE FOR NAUGHT.

The Left has to now go back to the drawing board and come up with an entirely new playbook. And once they do, it will surely take decades to implement.

But the best part? The left doesn't understand any of this, and they WON'T reformulate their playbook. They will stick to the same failed script, as we have already seen just in the last few days. Years from now, and likely even decades from now, the Left will STILL be trying their stealth (and not-so-stealth) propaganda/indoctrination/bullying efforts, and they will CONTINUE TO FAIL, because these techniques only work if the victims DON'T KNOW they being propagandized.

But the public has become much more sophisticated. We now do know. And we can never un-know, once our eyes have been opened.

That's why Trump's victory is Earth-shattering -- it completely unravels the leftist playbook, past present and future. To such an extent that we're playing an entirely new game now with new rules. But the left refuses to acknowledge this, so they will continue to play the old game. So they will lose. And lose. And lose. And lose. Over and over and over again until they either wise up or give up. My money is on the latter.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)

18 Narrow again, like the chances of Bill and Hillary staying married to each other!

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (ar2KI)

19 What does he have to explain to them?

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at November 11, 2016 03:34 PM (/D5Lf)

20 Safe from the embiggening in this thread.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 03:34 PM (VdICR)

21 Then you married an idiot and are raising two more.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (8XRCm)

Dear Lord, this.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 03:34 PM (8hICw)

22 They could cut games 10 minutes to every game

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 03:34 PM (GH68B)

23 Margins restoration protocol completed.

Have a nice day!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 11, 2016 03:34 PM (+l+7Y)

24 The stupid part is Goodell is married to Jane Skinner of Fox News. SHE has to explain it to HIM!

Posted by: Redacted at November 11, 2016 03:34 PM (DBaSG)

25 "I have to EXPLAIN IT TO THEM"??

Way to insult your family's intelligence, Roger.

Posted by: scoville unit at November 11, 2016 03:34 PM (hWh8W)

26

I would use an addy to let the Necrophilia Felonious Losers know why I no longer give them my money...

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (Mt8T4)

27 Here, Goodell, here's two bags of dicks. Give one to Colon Krapperdick.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (X2m/e)

28
It's not just the ads every two minutes. It's the Bob Costas bullshit.

It's the Lady gaga bullshit.

It's the ignorant players bullshit. And their out-of-control tattoos. They look terrible. Parents don't want their kids seeing that shit.

It's the pink ribbon bullshit.

It's the ESPN politicizing everything bullshit.

It's the jock-sniffing leftist sportswriters bullshit.

People are sick of all of it.

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (mBtaw)

29 And lose. And lose. And lose. Over and over and over again until they either wise up or give up. My money is on the latter.

-----

My money is on "lash out, hurt people, and burn shit down".

Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (8XRCm)

30 Yes, of course. Viewership is down double didgits because the games are six minutes longer. Sure, go with that.

Also, tell your wife to make me a sammich.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (kTF2Z)

31 There were only so many times I could watch the Detroit Lions screw up 3 plays and punt the ball...And then there were so many seasons where I was elsewhere and they were inconvenient to watch..




Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (23lwL)

32 My five year old quickly grasped what the Trump victory meant.

"It means a girl has still not ever been President."

Yep.

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (gmeXX)

33 Dear Roger Gooddell:

Fuck off
Die

Posted by: JEM at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (TppKb)

34 I now feel somehow...constricted

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (qJhUV)

35 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)

I didn't know that we did manifesto posts 'round these parts.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (8hICw)

36 Goodell, like a lot of liberal elites these days, seems to be in some sort of bizarre terminal denial. I wonder how long they'll continue to steer the ship into the rocks.

Posted by: Nonapod at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (CLP9I)

37 I think Goodell is married to former Fox news anchor, Jane Skinner.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (6IPEM)

38 Bill and Hill can plead the 5th for the benefit of their spouse. Until death do us part.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (VdICR)

39 I know. How about you have all the kickoffs from the 50 yard line? Eliminate any chance of a kickoff return. Anyone returning a punt more then 5 yards shall be penalized 20 yards from the infraction.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (8ikIW)

40 Since we are repealing Obama care, how about adding Dodd-Frank to the list too?

Posted by: origional Jake at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (yEME9)

41 Maybe at the next NFL game they can have a group hug...to overcome the grief...

Posted by: Colin at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (Be5Pb)

42 Football is played on Saturday. Sunday can be better spent than watching NFL. Your choice - emptiness is an option.

Posted by: Sunday:Church,Family,Friends at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (gwG9s)

43 My money is on "lash out, hurt people, and burn shit down".
Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (8XRCm)


Don't forget the sanctimonious lectures to the departing audience that they're racist, sexist, homophobes. That always workds.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (+l+7Y)

44 I "Suspect" the super rich NFL owners will get rid of this putz after the season.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (dELE3)

45 Roger Goodell's wife is Former FNC anchorette Jane Skinner

Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (y3aQB)

46 Roger, you got some splainin' to do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (IqV8l)

47 I say this every time there is an opportunity.

I do not miss the NFL one little bit and I'm never going back to watching.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (CLfqv)

48 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)

That was awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (X2m/e)

49 How about cutting mediocre starting QB's with big afros?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (qJhUV)

50 It's amazing how libs can turn anything, even a billion dollar industry like pro football, into crap.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (Om16U)

51 This boycott for me was easier than I thought it was going to be. Though I did give more money to my liberal cable company to get the Tennis Channel as a substitute.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (IDPbH)

52
I thought he married Laurie Dhue?

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (mBtaw)

53 46 Roger, you got some splainin' to do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (IqV8l)

Didn't anyone tell him that man-splaining was allowed anymore?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (8hICw)

54
Roger Goodell can get fvcked. The Kapernick shit was bad enough. But here's a guy who coddles actual murderers, thugs, wife beaters and purveyors of bastardy.

And then has the unmitigated temerity to bitch about how he has to explain to his daughter how Trump's election will hurt women.

Goodbye, NFL. You're dead to me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (mbhDw)

55 The NFL should double down. They should fire Goodell and hire the Grubhub douchebag as commissioner.

Finish them off!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (zc3Db)

56 I now feel somehow...constricted

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 03:35 PM (qJhUV)


Shut up. You'll take your restricted margins and *like* them!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (+l+7Y)

57 I do not miss the NFL one little bit and I'm never going back to watching.
Posted by: BuckIV at November 11, 2016 03:36 PM (CLfqv)

I watch a little but much much much less than I used to and, like you, I am never going back....and I am watching NO NBA.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (dELE3)

58 If the NFL had half a clue they'd require the game to be run in a picture in picture, or split screen for commercials. If the commercial peeps had half a clue, they'd agree to that.

Then, people would actually watch the game during commercials and some of that commercialing would be more effective in its purpose.

And, it'd stop those idiotic "commercial time out"s.

Posted by: Grimmy at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (m+qrc)

59 Brilliant marketing model.

Take an entertainment product rooted in American tradition and fly over country loyalty, and go full tilt SJW and insult the values and opinions of your customers.

I'm amazed it isn't paying off for them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (wfDW1)

60 I learned to tie my shoes yesterday!

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (FqgrG)

61 Here, Goodell, here's two bags of dicks. Give one to Colon Krapperdick.

Posted by: Insomniac

Will you need to order more BOD'S before the weekend?
Not sure if they deliver Sunday.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (8ikIW)

62 Moar cheerleaders.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (HgMAr)

63 "37 I think Goodell is married to former Fox news anchor, Jane Skinner.
Posted by: L, Elle"


You are correct. Figures she would be anti-Trump.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (OD2ni)

64 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)

Zombie, is that on a blog somewhere? Too good not to share.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (Om16U)

65 I thought he married Laurie Dhue?
Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (mBtaw)

----

That.
Was.
Me.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (8XRCm)

66 Mr Goodell, just found out this player popped a molly!

4 game suspension!

Molly is his wife.

Oh, 2 games then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (kTF2Z)

67
Whatever happened to the woman on Fox with the initials?

I liked her. She hooked up with Glenn Beck's Blaze for a while.

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (mBtaw)

68 The NFL needs to acknowledge its core audience, and make all of the players wear assless tights. Such a gay, gay sport.

Posted by: wooga at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (qA3QY)

69 Even if it's as bad as he thinks it is, how hard would it be to "explain" to the women in your house?

"Girls, this awful guy won the election. We'll make the best of it. Now let's eat."

Posted by: Kensington at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (7Kbxu)

70 Yes Roger, your the head of an organization where the male employees routinely beat up the women in their lives, take drugs commit other crimes and have the average IQ of a sponge, I would imagine you have lots of mansplaining to do.

How the hell do some of these people get any job let alone one that pays them millions of dollars per year?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 03:39 PM (/tuJf)

71 Whatever happened to the woman on Fox with the initials?

I liked her. She hooked up with Glenn Beck's Blaze for a while.
Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (mBtaw)

-----

SE Cupp???


And.. for the record.... those are not C cups.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 03:39 PM (8XRCm)

72 "Girls, this awful guy won the election. We'll make the best of it. Now let's eat."

--------------

Thankfully I still make millions of dollars - though that gravy train may be ending soon.

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (gmeXX)

73 Less commercials... Great; that means there will be more time to dedicate to the players that want to shit on America. Ratings bonanza!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (R+30W)

74
"It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes on that front."



I guess he thinks Trump voters don't watch the NFL

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (lKyWE)

75 Two words....."three downs"



And a wider field for more passing...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (23lwL)

76 How screwed is the NFL?

Around my house it's been that we always have live game on if it's available in any form. One Halloween I even set up my own streaming server so I could keep up with the game while passing out candy to the neighborhood snot-monsters.

This year, I may see a few minutes of a game if it's on when I happen to be out for pizza.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (YEelc)

77
I learned to tie my shoes yesterday!
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick


You lie
You lie
You gotta velcro fly

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (IqV8l)

78 The NFL needs to acknowledge its core audience, and make all of the players wear assless tights. Such a gay, gay sport.

Posted by: wooga at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (qA3QY)

You may have seen the video a couple weeks ago? Women football, all butts all the time....

Posted by: Colin at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (Be5Pb)

79 Fewer commercials, add on-screen time of pretty cheerleaders jiggling their, um, elbows.

That I could watch.

Posted by: Buckshot at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (L7t0A)

80
Not SE cupp. She's a fool.

A. something, I think.

Not AB Stoddard.

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (mBtaw)

81 >>Roger Goodell's wife is Former FNC anchorette
>>Jane Skinner

I'll take Assortative Mating for $300, Alex...

Posted by: JEM at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (TppKb)

82 Whatever happened to the woman on Fox with the initials?

I liked her. She hooked up with Glenn Beck's Blaze for a while.
Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (mBtaw)

S.E. Cupp?

Posted by: The Night Man Cometh at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (50U0R)

83 I learned to tie my shoes yesterday!
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (FqgrG)

Ah. Explains why you've spent so much time kneeling recently.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at November 11, 2016 03:41 PM (RwwCT)

84 ...yeah, that'll bring us all back. Tools.

Posted by: billygoat at November 11, 2016 03:41 PM (wcSGs)

85 None of my money or time will ever go to support what the NFL and the players have become. It is anathema to my beliefs so screw them.

Posted by: Gmac- Deplorable forever 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 11, 2016 03:41 PM (UGPgt)

86 Can you believe this prick makes over 30 million a year? Really? For f*cking up a wet dream you make 30 million?

Posted by: Matticus at November 11, 2016 03:41 PM (p/5D/)

87 61 Here, Goodell, here's two bags of dicks. Give one to Colon Krapperdick.

Posted by: Insomniac

Will you need to order more BOD'S before the weekend?
Not sure if they deliver Sunday.
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (8ikIW)

I've got a few more left in the truck, but I may have to get in touch with my wholesaler again.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 03:41 PM (X2m/e)

88 The commercial after a kickoff was always the most infuriating. Pretty much meant a 10 minute break in between scores.

Watching a game live showed the ridiculousness of it. The players stood around forever while the refs wait for the signal from the "Orange glove" guy standing at the 20.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2016 03:41 PM (OD2ni)

89 the NFL is faker than pro wrestling these days...

and your stupid choices for half time shows at the super bowl?

yeah, no.

Resident Evil is the big sports fan her, and she doesn't even turn on he TV on sundays any moire.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 03:41 PM (O6uY/)

90 Whatever happened to the woman on Fox with the initials?

I liked her. She hooked up with Glenn Beck's Blaze for a while.
Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (mBtaw)

SE Cupp or KT McFarlin?

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at November 11, 2016 03:41 PM (/D5Lf)

91 I am doing things. I stopped watching football, even though Dallas is crushing it.

I donated to Ace, and I'm going to buy Scott Adams book.

I saw the Examiner link to McConnell's battlefield prep for defeat.

In response to that, I went to his site. I got out the map, picked a town in KY, got a valid address and telephone number (public address so no one at home is bothered), plugged all that in and wrote this:

I suggest McConnell use the nuclear option. If he does not move conservative justices through the senate, and does not pass a budget, and does not eliminate the ACA, I will become a bundler for whomever his opponent is next. I don't care if Karl Marx himself runs against Mitch.


Posted by: davedaveadavarf at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (0+srV)

92 Ace, that fat joke that was the last post was really uncalled for.

Posted by: johnd01 at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (ukNFU)

93 What really chaps my ass is when they cut to a commerical and I have to see that fat, plus-sized whore, Amy Schumer, attempting to sell me light beer.

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (2Mnv1)

94 Having a commercial between the kickoff and the first play of the drive was tolerable when there was often a kickoff return.

Now that the NFL is marketing to women and we're pretending to care about player injuries, we've changed the kickoff rules to reduce the amount of times the most dangerous (and exciting!) play in the sport happens.

So we watch a team score, a commercial, a kickoff kicked through the back of the endzone for a touchback, another commercial, then the first play of the drive.

It's agonizing, and all because we have to pretend that these men are going to cure cancer when they retire. Breast cancer only, of course, that's the only one the NFL cares about.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (ZsN9X)

95 Ace-

Instapundit just put this up, but I think you'll appreciate it: HuffPo is reporting that a lot of the people Hillary's get-out-the-vote campaign spoke to were Trump supporters.

Not only did Trump win, he got Hillary to pay for it.

Posted by: WKL at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (G/6mC)

96 Goodell is also saying that Trump's election has made things difficult for him at home.



Srsly? It's been three days. Wife not putting out because you backed Clinton?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (Yu4ah)

97
Whatever happened to the woman on Fox with the initials?

Charlene C.W. Cookie?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (IqV8l)

98 I stopped watching the NFL, other than on a next-day box score basis several years ago, and it mostly had to do with the damn commercial breaks. What a waste of time. I don't know how so many have put up with it for so long.

Posted by: Me at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (8MqGe)

99 The NFL is Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves. I'm 1/32 Cherokee Nation and after Tuesday I'm leaving the so-called USA! I'm big in North Korea so send my Kawanza card there!

Posted by: Cher at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (gwG9s)

100
Nope.
Come on. Think.

initials
woman
blonde
Fox

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (mBtaw)

101 17 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)


Evil never rests. Totalitarian tyranny will manifest itself in one form or another as long as man walks the earth. It is just human nature. We will have to constantly fight these battles. But here's hoping that the long - and I mean VERY long - arc of history that started with the Renaissance, then the Scottish Enlightenment and the American Revolution up until today will move us further and further towards real human progress.

Yes, there will be intermittent periods of unrest. And with Islam ascendant and the proliferation of nukes, these might turn into Armageddon. But, minus that, the long arc hopefully favors human progress.

PLEASE G-D.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:43 PM (mbhDw)

102 >>What really chaps my ass is when they cut to a commerical and I have to see that fat, plus-sized whore, Amy Schumer, attempting to sell me light beer.

Not any longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 03:43 PM (/tuJf)

103
Charlene C.W. Cookie?

Now you're just making up shit.

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:43 PM (mBtaw)

104 He's dadspaining because of teh patriarchy. You know, we can hoist these people by their own petards, but they don't learn.

Feminists pitched a fit at Joss Weadon, because Avengers was "A Thing" for a while. He should have said "I wrote Buffy, so you must be here to shake me down." That's less than 140 characters to not be a victim of horrible twits, dude. But he's a raging liberal because he didn't learn.

Bernie Sanders marched with MLK, and gets shouted off the stage by BLM. Do you think he learned from that?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 03:43 PM (VdICR)

105 I'm glad Mr. Goodell has solved this problem. This Sunday, I'm going to order up a ton of food from Grubhub and sit down to watch NFL all day.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at November 11, 2016 03:43 PM (/zyrl)

106 The idiocy of course is that the games aren't any longer than last year. So that's not the reason.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 03:43 PM (z/Ubi)

107 82 Whatever happened to the woman on Fox with the initials?

I liked her. She hooked up with Glenn Beck's Blaze for a while.
Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (mBtaw)

S.E. Cupp?
Posted by: The Night Man Cometh at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (50U0R)


A.B. Stoddard?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:43 PM (mbhDw)

108
I think Goodell is married to former Fox news anchor, Jane Skinner.

And he has to "explain" Trump's election to her?
Jeeesuz Christ....

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 03:43 PM (qJhUV)

109 The spokes idiots on the sports sites are still denying that the BLM protests have turned viewers off.

The same spokes idiots are all over any accusations of spousal abuse and insisting the NFL do something. But maybe fans are unimpressed with the NFL doing the same kangaroo court thing that universities are doing--to be accused is to be guilty.

Maybe they would prefer--all things be equal--to see the NFL leave crime to the criminal justice system.

I hope I don't have to explain how I think it is a serious crime for large, muscular men to beat up women.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (hJrjt)

110

I spent an entire day on the range shooting next to Laurie Dhue ...

Ruined me for ordinary women for life...

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (Mt8T4)

111 Didn't scan comments but Rush said Goodell said soem crap about Trump getting elected makes the NFL campaign against domestic violence harder.

Goodell has simply got to go. Unfortunately I am not going to try to explain to my 77yr old dad that he should boycott football until that happens. He wasn't much of a football fan before but I think its how he remembers my sports crazed mom and all the political undertones fly underneath his radar.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (dkExz)

112
"It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes on that front."




What exactly does he have to explain to them? Are they unable to read for themselves? Are they so stupid they need their family patriarch to tell them what is going on in the world?

What a fool.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (VnCI9)

113 Will you need to order more BOD'S before the weekend?
Not sure if they deliver Sunday.
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (8ikIW)


I buy my bags of dicks in gross lots. Perhaps I can sell you some.

Posted by: Will Bynn at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (+l+7Y)

114 Maybe the NFL still mad at Trump for the USFL? Actually they should be happy since Trump screwed up the USFL.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (IDPbH)

115 Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (mBtaw)

NOPE

Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (y3aQB)

116 Mansplainer

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (1H9ox)

117 >>..yeah, that'll bring us all back. Tools.

I'll watch the NFL again when it looks like America, as they say.

Which likely will be never.

Posted by: JEM at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (TppKb)

118 "65 I thought he married Laurie Dhue?
Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:37 PM (mBtaw)"


Laurie married John Barleycorn. (I denounce myself).

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (OD2ni)

119 Whatever happened to the woman on Fox with the initials?

E.D. Hill.

I liked her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (zc3Db)

120 100
Nope.
Come on. Think.

initials
woman
blonde
Fox
Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:42 PM (mBtaw)

F.U. Kindly?


Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (/D5Lf)

121 You want me to watch the NFL again? Do the following things:

1. Fire the Distended Assclown Goodell. Do so in a fashion as humiliating as possible.

2. Only do replays for plays that involve scoring. Nothing else.

3. Repeal all safety rules enacted since 2000.

4. Get rid of Kaepernick. This must also be maximally humiliating.

5. Naked cheerleading. Make it snappy. Lots of trampolines.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

122 This sign says it all.

https://tinyurl.com/gljs8n8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)

123
I spent an entire day on the range shooting next to Laurie Dhue ...

Ruined me for ordinary women for life...
Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (Mt8T4)

---

You stay away from Laurie, she's mine. I mean it.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

124 S.E. Cupp?
Posted by: The Night Man Cometh at November 11, 2016 03:40 PM (50U0R)


A.B. Stoddard?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 201

E.D. Hill?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (y3aQB)

125
I don't get the home reference from Goodell. WTF does he have to explain to his wife and daughters? There was an election, and their side lost?

And does he not realize even answering that question as a serious question is part of the NFL's political problem?

People who still watch the NFL are tired of politics infecting their sport dumbass.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (ODxAs)

126 They'll cut 3 minutes of ads and get rid of kickoffs or something stupid to cut a few minutes off gametime. No way they jeopardize those tv contracts.

Posted by: brak at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (VckGX)

127 E.D. Hill?

Fits the description but I'm probably wrong .

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (d76uN)

128
E.D. Hill.

I liked her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



Yes!

ED Hill

Fox screwed her over.

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (mBtaw)

129 112
"It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes on that front."




What exactly does he have to explain to them? Are they unable to read for themselves? Are they so stupid they need their family patriarch to tell them what is going on in the world?

What a fool.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (VnCI9)

Because Trump is a sexist, misogynistic patriarchal oppressor married to a whore, who is going to spend his entire presidency touring the country grabbing pussy and raping women.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (X2m/e)

130 Fans have complained for years that games are too long, and they frequently express annoyance at the number of commercial breaks

I thought fans were complaining that they we changing/tailoring the game rules in order to insert more commercials thus screwing up the game and viewing enjoyment two ways with one blow.

Posted by: gNewt at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (zzUT1)

131 I. C. Pussy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (Nwg0u)

132
Nope. Come on. Think.

AJ Delgado

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (lKyWE)

133 >>>>"It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin
daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes
on that front."
.
.
.
.So his wife and twin daughters are idiots and can't think for themselves?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (iONHu)

134 Laurie Dhue had to take a break. She's an alkie

Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (6IPEM)

135 122 This sign says it all.

https://tinyurl.com/gljs8n8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)


Up there with "Say No To The Juice."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

136 So if it's cyclical, when was the last down cycle?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (Jcg9Q)

137 17--- zombie ---"It doesn't even matter what Trump's actual political beliefs are. All that matters is that he was The Designated Enemy and yet he won resoundingly."
---------------------------
Yep. I agree with your assessment of the significance of this election.
I do not, however, share your optimism. Is this a real turning point or just a bump in the road for the Left?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (Nox3c)

138 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)
_____________________
When I first saw the post I thought, "Uuggh, I'm not going to read all that." Then I saw the poster was Zombie, so, of course I read it all.

Great post.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (CLfqv)

139 A.A. Milne?

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (6ToNi)

140 Laurie Dhue had to take a break. She's an alkie

she is on The Blaze or something like that now

Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (y3aQB)

141 113 Will you need to order more BOD'S before the weekend?
Not sure if they deliver Sunday.
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM (8ikIW)

I buy my bags of dicks in gross lots. Perhaps I can sell you some.
Posted by: Will Bynn at November 11, 2016 03:44 PM (+l+7Y)

Oh horseshit. You keep eating them.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (X2m/e)

142 "You stay away from Laurie, she's mine. I mean it."

Says you. I've had my brass down her shirt. Go play with Winona if B will share...

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (Mt8T4)

143 >>initials
>>woman
>>blonde
>>Fox

If you said something about pierced nipples I'd start doing my research.

Posted by: JEM at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (TppKb)

144

J.D. Byrider?

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (mBtaw)

145 E.D. Cure

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (6ToNi)

146 The arrogance of the media and elites like Goodall is amazing. Hey, maybe glorifying and making idiot Kaepernick the face of the NFL this year was a bad idea. The media and Goodall will never admit it though. Must be those stupid, racist, Trump-voting, rural hicks in Pennsylvania causing the ratings to go down. Or something.

Posted by: markytom at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (yEAdf)

147 --
Will you need to order more BOD'S before the weekend?
Not sure if they deliver Sunday.
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM
----

Just browse on over to chubhub.

Posted by: irright at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (pMGkg)

148 The story I read this morning said that game length had gone from 182 min. to 188 over a decade or so...

...Not really enough to notice, is it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (Mt8T4)

149
I.P. Standing.

O.U. Titterer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (mbhDw)

150 Fox screwed her over.

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (mBtaw)


Big time. That was back in the 2008 campaign. She was one of the very best at Fox. Great lady.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (zc3Db)

151 AT&T Lily?

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (6ToNi)

152 Or Ernie Kovacs' wife E.D. Adams

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (IqV8l)

153 E.D. Hill was an Anchor in Pgh. as Believe it or Not Edye Tarbox

Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (y3aQB)

154 Every publicly traded entity and every federal governmental body needs to move at least half of their operational and managerial offices somewhere in a red state within a city whose population is 100,000 or less.
If they don't they are going to continue to spiral further and further away from where the actual thought process of this country is.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 03:48 PM (1H9ox)

155 147 --
Will you need to order more BOD'S before the weekend?
Not sure if they deliver Sunday.
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 03:38 PM
----

Just browse on over to chubhub.

Posted by: irright at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (pMGkg)

Or stubhub.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 03:48 PM (X2m/e)

156 WHY IS THE BLOG SO NARROW ???!??!????

. . . also, be sure to click the sidebar link titled "Seen at the Richmond airport". You can thank me later.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 11, 2016 03:48 PM (tu3iY)

157
A.P. Ness?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:48 PM (mbhDw)

158 Wow. That last bit was an eye-opener. I had no idea Goodell was a moonbat leftoid.

I've been watching and paying attention to football a lot less this year, although I still watch my Giants since they are not horrible this year. But that telling statement from Goodell has me now reconsidering.

Just wow.

Ever notice how every time lefties put their political freak creep into their professional life, their businesses TANK? Do THEY notice?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 11, 2016 03:48 PM (1zARK)

159 Want to make the NFL Great Again? Fire Roger Goodell.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at November 11, 2016 03:48 PM (hUf3d)

160 My favorite part of the NFL is the review to see if the spot should have been at the 48 yard line or the 48 and a half.

Good stuff.

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2016 03:48 PM (gmeXX)

161 125
I don't get the home reference from Goodell. WTF does he have to explain to his wife and daughters? There was an election, and their side lost?

And does he not realize even answering that question as a serious question is part of the NFL's political problem?

People who still watch the NFL are tired of politics infecting their sport dumbass.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (ODxAs)

++++

Apparently, the women in his home are dumbasses. So, he has to mansplain it to them.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 03:48 PM (R+30W)

162 His comments on the elction prove he has no concept in who his target audience is.

Posted by: Craig at November 11, 2016 03:48 PM (RjXrn)

163 "It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes on that front."





What does he have to explain to them? How damn dim or slow witted do them have to be...well one married him and the other two are his spawn so they must be mental midgets.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (493sH)

164 I cut the cord this year too. Ace made some good points at the outset of the season after the Kaeperneck debacle. Like the Grubhub thing, vote with your pocketbooks and/or time. It doesn't particularly surprised me that the blue collar workers who helped Trump get past HIllary are the same blue collar workers who decided they're done with football. Blue collar workers may not always be as educated but I can tell you from experience, they are not stupid and they know when they're being insulted, condescended to and lied about.

Posted by: Bring back "Phrasing" at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (2CG5J)

165 C.M. Bewbs?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (1H9ox)

166 140 she is on The Blaze or something like that now

Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (y3aQB)

She left the Blaze a while ago. She is on the speaking circuit now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (mpXpK)

167 A.B. Stoddard?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 201

E.D. Hill?


H.R. Puffnstuff?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (+l+7Y)

168 TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (6ToNi)

169 Goodell jumped the wrong (hellary) way this year. I hope he gets replaced with Peyton Manning.

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (zLDYs)

170 >>> People are sick of all of it.

I lazily had the game on last night but then Bob Costas started going on and on about politics and I had to turn it off.

This election was the start of a great rejection by the average American, not the end. The media went all-in this time. Once you see bias in one place, you start to see it everywhere. This election cycle was like PUTTING on the SUNGLASSES in THEY LIVE.

And the more we get called racists and stupid, the more we will withdraw from their shitty, biased products.

If I can't get sports without politics, I'll happily avoid both.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (xeeHA)

171 People who still watch the NFL are tired of politics infecting their sport dumbass.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (ODxAs)

Amen!

I watch sports to get away from life. If those dumb fucks want to turn that for me, then fuck you, and I hope your million dollar salaries dry up dumb asses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (dELE3)

172 Wow

*applauds Zombie*

Brilliant, that is a take on all of this I never considered.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (wfDW1)

173 Like others, I have drastically cut back on the NFL this year. I don't think I have watched an entire game. Just not as interested.

When Chris Berman slobbered all over Kaepernick for kneeling on the opening MNF game, it was like a switch was turned inside me and I said F this.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (OD2ni)

174 As Ratings Plummet, N.F.L. Considers Reducing Ads and Length of Games

-
Is anybody thinking Hail Mary?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (Nwg0u)

175 They could cut the broadcast by about a minute and a half by eliminating the anthem.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (7ZVPa)

176 Sands of Iwo Jima on GritTV has dubbed out the word 'Nip.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (Mt8T4)

177 R.U. Nekkid?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (1H9ox)

178 167 [/]A.B. Stoddard?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 201

E.D. Hill?

H.R. Puffnstuff?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (+l+7Y)


A.C. Deece?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (mbhDw)

179 134 Laurie Dhue had to take a break. She's an alkie

Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 03:46 PM (6IPEM)


Dating a guy with a son named Paolo

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (/D5Lf)

180
BJ Cummings?

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (mBtaw)

181 U.S. Hole?

Posted by: davedaveadavarf at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (0+srV)

182 Our appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: Ian Faith, NFL Commissioner at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (tu3iY)

183 I. P. Freely

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (X2m/e)

184 A.B. Stoddard is a very frequently guest on Philadelphia's Chris Stigall radio show

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (GH68B)

185 Did you guys see this? CNN interviews protester who is actually a CNN cameraman

https://twitter.com/hatstwit/status/796951396125970432

I think Jake Tapper is now calling it a "coincidence"


Yeah right.

Like it's a coincidence that the hiker Hillary met yesterday is a Hillary campaign operative

https://twitter.com/EyeNewsEnt/status/797167323161296896

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (Om16U)

186 So much leftest BS to throw out everywhere. Resident elect Trump is just a start. I'm sick and tired of all the crap. Football is only the beginning. If you people have not cut the cord yet give it a try. I only have very basic local channels. Amazon prime and Netflix fill the void there are other choices out there. If you enjoy something watch it, toss all of the other shit you will be happier for it.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (hMqvx)

187 176 Sands of Iwo Jima on GritTV has dubbed out the word 'Nip.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (Mt8T4)


What did they replace it with? Aureola has 4 syllables. It would look funny.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (mbhDw)

188 Remain calm. All is well. ALL IS WELL!!!!!

Posted by: Chip Diller - NFL Director of Public Relations at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (rznWS)

189 35 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)

I didn't know that we did manifesto posts 'round these parts.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric


Well, now you do!

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (jBuUi)

190 "It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them.

What is Goodell's "job at home"? Mansplaining?

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (lpHNf)

191 O.J. Smith?

Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (2Mnv1)

192 I got nothin'.

Checked out on the NFL, and spectator sports in general, several years ago. Nothing political. Just not into them anymore.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (RKJF2)

193 I don't get the home reference from Goodell. WTF does he have to explain to his wife and daughters? There was an election, and their side lost?


I inferred that his wife and daughters must be retarded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (SRKgf)

194 The story I read this morning said that game length had gone from 182 min. to 188 over a decade or so...

...Not really enough to notice, is it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 03:47 PM (Mt8T4)
--------------------------------------
After the tie in London two weeks ago, the talking idiots were saying the NFL should use the post-season overtime process during the regular season as well. That should bump up the average another 10 to 30 seconds or so!

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (NUqwG)

195 U.G. Rection?

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (OD2ni)

196
WHY ISN'T THERE A CHEERLEADER PICTURE WITH THIS POST?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (ODxAs)

197 I hope Al Davis is rolling around in pudding in Heaven, seeing the NFL has to pay attention to his Raiders.

http://tinyurl.com/gouqcpm

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (ahx2/)

198 @2: "There is nothing they can do to make me return to watching their crap."

Naked cheerleaders would probably work for me. Not made of stone, you know.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (rznWS)

199 I.M. Hung

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (1H9ox)

200 "It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell

That thing hasn't worked right since we bought it.

Posted by: Go Fumble Yourself at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (8J/Te)

201
PP le Pew

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (lKyWE)

202 189 35 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)

I didn't know that we did manifesto posts 'round these parts.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Well, now you do!
Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (jBuUi)

You must have platinum membership privileges.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (8hICw)

203 198 @2: "There is nothing they can do to make me return to watching their crap."

Naked cheerleaders would probably work for me. Not made of stone, you know.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (rznWS)

That's what the Internet is for.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (X2m/e)

204 ED Hill



Fox screwed her over.
---
having just binged her picture, i can't blame them...

i would too, if i could.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (O6uY/)

205 Sands of Iwo Jima on GritTV has dubbed out the word 'Nip.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (Mt8T4)



I'll bet they wouldn't take Kraut out of a movie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (493sH)

206 >>Yep. I agree with your assessment of the significance of this election.
I do not, however, share your optimism. Is this a real turning point or just a bump in the road for the Left?

What we have been living through, the same thing that Europe more openly adopted, was a result of the Frankfurt School doctrine that oozed out of post WWII Europe.

It was a neo-Marxist view of how society should be organized and the resulting government. The tactics employed are different in different locations but it all sprung from the same seed.

This is precisely what Hayek tried to warn Europe and then the US about most notably in The Road to Serfdom. When people say that the US was trying to copy the European model, this is why.

That's why I'm so happy about this election. As Zombie noted, Trump's election throws a gigantic monkey wrench not just into their short term plans but more importantly the long term ones. Hillary's election might have cemented those changed forever.

Now, there is hope of returning to our founding principles. The left may not get the opportunity to try again for decades.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

207 *Always Clapping*

Posted by: Jason Garrett at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (6ToNi)

208 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)

Bravo/a

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (jkmtt)

209 So I can get on my soapbox again.

Roger Goodell is what is wrong with the NFL.

Everyone is talking about the cheap shot Richard Sherman took at the punter for the Bills the other night, which took the guy out of the game. The NFL fined Sherman $9,000 for it.

Sherman, who is actually quite intelligent and speaks very well off the field( on the field , he screams in ghettoize , which his dreads, etc.) posted an "op ed" either on facebook or on ESPN after the fine, in which he talked about how the league doesn't follow any definite rules about anything anymore rather it is all opportunistic PR.

He said he was fined for what he felt is a legal, practiced play technique because of the outcry from fans and because he is a high profile player.
(By the way, there was no flag thrown on the play by Sherman)

And Sherman is right. Goodell waits to see what the fans think and then acts. Punch your girlfriend in an elevator and drag her unconscious body out of it? Mmm, well two game suspension, no wait, everybody is screaming , so 4 game.

I won't get into deflategate.

And now, Goodell continues to have "investigators" slinking around Ezekial Elliott because Goodell is waiting to see if there is some groundswell of SJW'S who will keep jonesing that Zeke actually did beat his ex girlfriend in a car last March despite the fact that the other three occupants in the car told police no such thing happened, the Columbus police department closed the investigation and Elliot'ts lawyers have said they have text messages from the ex threatening to ruin Elliott for breaking up with her.

My understanding is Jerry Jones has had in the face words with Goodell about this situation. I hope the owners man up and fire Goodell.

Posted by: Jen at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (Q3CCX)

210 196
WHY ISN'T THERE A CHEERLEADER PICTURE WITH THIS POST?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (ODxAs)

++++

Thread winner!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (R+30W)

211 Whatever happened to the woman on Fox with the initials?

Hadn't seen her in awhile, but saw the Notorious PAB on one of the video links yesterday.
I was happy!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (qJhUV)

212
Sands of Iwo Jima on GritTV has dubbed out the word 'Nip.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


They did the same thing with "Jap" in The Halls of Montezuma which was on FXM channel a few days later with no PC dubs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (IqV8l)

213 "When you talk about a dynasty, you have to talk about the fan base. When the Raiders moved from Oakland to Los Angeles in 1982, their fans moved with them. History shows the Raiders have a strong fan base, and if they move to Las Vegas, you would see the same type of following."

---

When.

Not if.

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (ahx2/)

214 Exactly what the fuck does he have to explain to his wife and daughters? Is Goodell the sole elector in this country?

DRAMA QUEENS.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 11, 2016 03:52 PM (vg8iE)

215 I've watched some college games on streaming sites (fuck you, war) and it's always comical to see the second set of referees on the field to control the clock for commercials.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (x4zgf)

216 64
Zombie, is that on a blog somewhere? Too good not to share.
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom


Nah -- it's just a rant I was typing as a comment on the previous thread, but by the time I finished typing it, a new thread had appeared -- so I posted it here!

An AoS comments-thread exclusive, I suppose!

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (jBuUi)

217

Mypean Burns

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (Mt8T4)

218 Naked cheerleaders would probably work for me. Not made of stone, you know.
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I just had a great idea!

Naked Transgender Cheerleaders!

Call marketing, stat!

Posted by: Roger Goodell at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (3Liv/)

219 E.D. Hill

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (bpfzP)

220 Yeah, I haven't been watching. Less commercials is nice, but after your idiotic comments, Commissioner, you probably solidified the decline in ratings.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (GRNzr)

221 C.M. Schwing

Posted by: irright at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (pMGkg)

222 "It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes on that front."

^ This... I've always wondered why strong conservative pols, after a few years inside the beltway, 'turn'.

My theory: the Proggies turn their wives via the party / cocktail circuit... the wives turn their husbands (and the men buckle, if only for the sake of peace in the household).

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (ry4ab)

223
They don't show enough feet in the NFL.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (ODxAs)

224
Sad day when the National Football League turns into the Little Green Footballs League.

But it has.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (mbhDw)

225

Heather Nauert is cool.
The other Heather, Childress?, is cool too.


Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (mBtaw)

226 >>> I guess he thinks Trump voters don't watch the NFL

A lot less do now.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (xeeHA)

227 I lazily had the game on last night but then Bob Costas started going on and on about politics and I had to turn it off.

This election was the start of a great rejection by the average American, not the end. The media went all-in this time. Once you see bias in one place, you start to see it everywhere. This election cycle was like PUTTING on the SUNGLASSES in THEY LIVE.

And the more we get called racists and stupid, the more we will withdraw from their shitty, biased products.

If I can't get sports without politics, I'll happily avoid both.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (xeeHA)



This.

Goose, golden eggs, and all that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (SRKgf)

228 An AoS comments-thread exclusive, I suppose!
Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (jBuUi)

I will copy & paste it then

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (Om16U)

229 >>WHY ISN'T THERE A CHEERLEADER PICTURE WITH THIS POST?


THAT'S FUNNY - BECAUSE GUYS WHO CARRY MESSENGER BAGS AREN'T INTO THAT SORT OF THING.

Posted by: Ben Roethleberger at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (6ToNi)

230 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)


zombie that was excellent.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (qUNWi)

231
Wasn't there a movie called The Heathers?

pron?

Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (mBtaw)

232 I would have dubbed in "pussys " to replace "Nips", in honor of Trump's victory of course.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (GH68B)

233 198 @2: "There is nothing they can do to make me return to watching their crap."

Naked cheerleaders would probably work for me. Not made of stone, you know.


Posted by: FaCubeItches at November 11, 2016 03:51 PM (rznWS)

You just triggered Roger, his wife, and daughters.

Hey, you know what should concern your wife and daughters Roger? How about all of the domestic violence and sexual assaults committed by players in your organization. Seems a bit more real than any perceived threat a Hillary loss may have caused.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (t06LC)

234 My theory: the Proggies turn their wives via the party / cocktail circuit... the wives turn their husbands (and the men buckle, if only for the sake of peace in the household).

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (ry4ab)



So who exactly wears the trousers in those households?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (SRKgf)

235 http://tinyurl.com/hsn7pqt

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 03:55 PM (ahx2/)

236 232 I would have dubbed in "pussys " to replace "Nips", in honor of Trump's victory of course.
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (GH68B)


If it's Ted Turner, he probably dubbed in "filthy Joo bastards" in place of Nips. Jane's idea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:55 PM (mbhDw)

237 231
Wasn't there a movie called The Heathers?

pron?
Posted by: Soothie at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (mBtaw)

Just 'Heathers'

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at November 11, 2016 03:55 PM (/D5Lf)

238 Zombie, good analysis.

What Gramsci forgot was the US has the first amendment. Which is why hate speech has been their number one target - make Americans self-censor.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2016 03:55 PM (7ZVPa)

239 Can't the NFL get a leader who isn't a candy ass?

Posted by: Cn at November 11, 2016 03:55 PM (wczgi)

240 http://ep.y___.com/ty/cdn/sandbclub/walkbig

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 03:55 PM (ahx2/)

241 Up the down staircase.

Posted by: M. C. Escher at November 11, 2016 03:55 PM (IqV8l)

242 THAT'S FUNNY - BECAUSE GUYS WHO CARRY MESSENGER BAGS AREN'T INTO THAT SORT OF THING.
Posted by: Ben Roethleberger at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (6ToNi)

With explanations this good, you should be commissioner!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 03:55 PM (8hICw)

243 I know what Goodell means when he says it's a problem explaining things. Been watching my 3 month old granddaughter for a few days, and she's done nothing but cry, cry, cry since that buffoon Trump got elected. I tried to explain to her that there'll be another woman presidential nominee sometime, but it doesn't seem to help. I put a pizza in her room, but she hasn't touched it. She's getting kind of stinky, too.

Damn you, Trump!

Posted by: Marmeaux at November 11, 2016 03:55 PM (xujbM)

244
E.D. Hill

Posted by: grammie winger



Yes. That's a good grammie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 03:56 PM (mBtaw)

245

Cancel PTI and start wearing Trump branded orange shoes and I'll consider it, pals.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 11, 2016 03:56 PM (qCMvj)

246 "193 I don't get the home reference from Goodell. WTF does he have to explain to his wife and daughters? There was an election, and their side lost?"


He was virtue signalling. If he declined to comment, Mike Florio at Pro Football Talk would write a bunch of articles about how this meant he probably supported the racist Trump. Florio would then write even more articles about how unnamed players were upset that the Commissioner supported a racist. ESPN would then pick it up and run with this.

Florio the SJW has ruined the NFL.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2016 03:56 PM (OD2ni)

247 I still watch the Packers. I'm not THAT conservative.


Anyway, baseball is where it's at. Anyone see any players protesting during the Wild Card? Division Series? League Championship Series? World Series?


Baseball. America's pastime.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 03:56 PM (bpfzP)

248 Heather is a pretty bad name. It sounds like a dumb girls name.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 03:56 PM (6IPEM)

249 >>> Not only did Trump win, he got Hillary to pay for it.

JUST LIKE THE WALL!!!!1

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (xeeHA)

250 >>Just 'Heathers'


That movie sucked.

I only watched ut because thought it was going to be 90 minutes of Heather Thomas and Heather Locklear bumping rugs.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (6ToNi)

251 247 I still watch the Packers. I'm not THAT conservative.


Anyway, baseball is where it's at. Anyone see any players protesting during the Wild Card? Division Series? League Championship Series? World Series?


Baseball. America's pastime.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 03:56 PM (bpfzP)

Thoughts on Mike McC?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (8hICw)

252 Florio the SJW has ruined the NFL.

------------

I think that is a very good observation.

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (gmeXX)

253
Goodell can start by making New Balance the official shoe of the NFL. For free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (mbhDw)

254 Oops.

http://tinyurl.com/zhtptlg

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (ahx2/)

255 I stopped watching football when they started throwing flags every other play.

The SJWing just put the last nail in the coffin.

Posted by: Lauren at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (b48id)

256 ^ This... I've always wondered why strong conservative pols, after a few years inside the beltway, 'turn'.

My theory: the Proggies turn their wives via the party / cocktail circuit... the wives turn their husbands (and the men buckle, if only for the sake of peace in the household).

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 11, 2016 03:53 PM (ry4ab)

Didn't God tell the Israelites something about not taking Phillistine women as wives for this reason, or am I making that up?

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (t06LC)

257 Didn't God tell the Israelites something about not taking Phillistine women as wives for this reason, or am I making that up?
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (t06LC)

Not making it up, and it wasn't just the Philistines.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 03:58 PM (8hICw)

258 Frankly I don't know how any American loving person can watch the NFL after what the NFL allowed the players to do. This is not a freedom of speech issue. The NFL is an employer . No other employer allows their employees to make spontaneous political statements on their time and they definitely don't let it continue even if they let it slide the first time. One of the resasons is that it can damage the business. And surprise , the NFL is hurting.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 11, 2016 03:58 PM (IDPbH)

259
I would have dubbed in "pussys " to replace "Nips", in honor of Trump's victory of course.



Why were they called Nips?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 03:59 PM (lKyWE)

260 247 I still watch the Packers. I'm not THAT conservative.


Anyway, baseball is where it's at. Anyone see any players protesting during the Wild Card? Division Series? League Championship Series? World Series?


Baseball. America's pastime.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 03:56 PM (bpfzP)

I thought pron was America's pastime.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 03:59 PM (X2m/e)

261

Nipponese. Same as Japanese. Nips. Japs.

Now it's a slur because we're idiots.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 03:59 PM (mBtaw)

262 Thoughts on Mike McC?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (8hICw)
==============================

Mike McCarthy? Naw, I don't pay any attention to those guys. My main focus is and shall ever be Jordy Nelson.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 03:59 PM (bpfzP)

263 Sands of Iwo Jima on GritTV has dubbed out the word 'Nip.'

"Jap" too. They've been doing it for awhile.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 03:59 PM (qJhUV)

264 >>Sad day when the National Football
>>League turns into the Little Green
>> Footballs League.

We have a winner.

Posted by: JEM at November 11, 2016 03:59 PM (TppKb)

265 Rugby is the better sport any how.

Posted by: Todd Clever- USA Eagle at November 11, 2016 03:59 PM (suO/a)

266 "NFL Considering Reducing Commercial Time During Games"

Haha. The decision was made by advertisers not the NFL.

It's like the old Gary Shandling joke. "I decided to breakup with my girlfriend when she got married to some other guy."

Posted by: Fuq the Media at November 11, 2016 04:00 PM (Drp7E)

267 To address our PR disaster, we are replacing the playing of the National Anthem with a quick flag burning.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at November 11, 2016 04:00 PM (lpHNf)

268 Holy shit.

http://tinyurl.com/jc3tknh

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:00 PM (ahx2/)

269 >>WHY ISN'T THERE A CHEERLEADER PICTURE WITH THIS POST?


THAT'S FUNNY - BECAUSE GUYS WHO CARRY MESSENGER BAGS AREN'T INTO THAT SORT OF THING.
Posted by: Ben Roethleberger at November 11, 2016 03:54 PM (6ToNi)

Ha!

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:00 PM (RwwCT)

270 Goodell noted, though, that the pace of games could also be a factor in the ratings decline.




He could shorten them to 15 minutes and I still wouldn't watch. F them and all of their lefty crap

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2016 04:00 PM (493sH)

271 Do something about your racist players spitting on my flag, and I may come back.

Or not.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 11, 2016 04:00 PM (0xzXo)

272 It doesn't even matter what Trump's actual political beliefs are. All that matters is that he was The Designated Enemy and yet he won resoundingly.

-
Donald Trump is Emmanuel Goldstein in 1984 + 32: Suck This Big Brother!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 11, 2016 04:00 PM (Nwg0u)

273 257 Didn't God tell the Israelites something about not taking Phillistine women as wives for this reason, or am I making that up?
Posted by: Jollyroger at November 11, 2016 03:57 PM (t06LC)

Not making it up, and it wasn't just the Philistines.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 03:58 PM (8hICw)

Philistines, Canaanites. And yes, it was to prevent corruption of the Israelites.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 04:01 PM (X2m/e)

274
Nipponese. Same as Japanese. Nips. Japs.

Oh,duh.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 04:01 PM (lKyWE)

275 "As Ratings Plummet, N.F.L. Considers Reducing Ads and Length of Games"

Duh.

By definition, taking out some ads will reduce the length of games. And the actual "game" is still exactly as long.

But let's go further. Let's cut out the over-production of the product. We don't need a video package of meaningless statistics inserted into every other play. We don't need to hear five different broadcasters goofing around in the booth; we actually have live video of the game to see if you'd just show it. We don't need chyrons and tweets and blinking lights and music and dancing bears and fireworks... just show the fvcking teams on the field.

How's about concentrating on the actual, live game as opposed to every other thing you can think of to break the continuity? This isn't Fantasy Football Video Time. It's supposed to be the NFL. I mean besides it also being a commercial delivery system.

Oh, wait... I think I see the problem.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 11, 2016 04:01 PM (1CroS)

276 How much of actual action time in 60min of game time in a 3hr broadcast?

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 11, 2016 04:01 PM (suO/a)

277 Frankly I don't know how any American loving person can watch the NFL after what the NFL allowed the players to do. This is not a freedom of speech issue. The NFL is an employer . No other employer allows their employees to make spontaneous political statements on their time and they definitely don't let it continue even if they let it slide the first time. One of the resasons is that it can damage the business. And surprise , the NFL is hurting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 11, 2016 03:58 PM (IDPbH)

Because most of these teams are owned by uber rich liberals who like when their players end up being the flag bearers for their own liberal agenda.

20 years ago, if any coach of a professional team would have come out and insulted and howled and cried a bunch of liberal BS lies about an election such as the current coach of the Detroit Piston did this week, he would have been fired for actions detrimental to his employer and his team.
But since the Pistons are now owned by an uber rich liberal venture capitalist it's all totes ok.

Posted by: Jen at November 11, 2016 04:01 PM (Q3CCX)

278


S. Mooth Shaved, NFL Prostitute...

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 11, 2016 04:02 PM (Mt8T4)

279 So, being a leftist means being incapable of processing information, and being incapable of having a world-view subject to evidence. Got it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 11, 2016 04:02 PM (8mIih)

280 258 Frankly I don't know how any American loving person can watch the NFL after what the NFL allowed the players to do. This is not a freedom of speech issue. The NFL is an employer . No other employer allows their employees to make spontaneous political statements on their time and they definitely don't let it continue even if they let it slide the first time. One of the resasons is that it can damage the business. And surprise , the NFL is hurting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 11, 2016 03:58 PM (IDPbH)

---

'Right!?

*SOFH*

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 11, 2016 04:02 PM (ahx2/)

281 Asked whether his job was harder with Trump's ascension, at a DealBook conference in New York, Goodell pivoted to how it challenged his home life.
"It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes on that front."



How exactly does this make his job harder?

"Dad! You are head of the NFL. Why isn't Hillary President???"

"Well... uh, I uh... I can't force people to vote a certain way..."

"You need to DO something about this, daddy! That's your job!"

"Oh, man. My job just became so hard."

None of that makes any sense. What does the election have to do with the difficulty of his job? Kaepernick tanked ratings before last Tuesday. I don't get it.

Posted by: Patrick Thornton of roll call at November 11, 2016 04:02 PM (OkKDg)

282 Nipponese. Same as Japanese. Nips. Japs.

Oh,duh.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 04:01 PM (lKyWE)




Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Gentlemen, take your coats there's a bit of a jap in the air. He means nip.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2016 04:02 PM (493sH)

283 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 11, 2016 04:02 PM (ahx2/)

284 This election cycle was like PUTTING on the SUNGLASSES in THEY LIVE.


Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (xeeHA)

OMG, that is the single BEST analogy I've heard!!! I'm totally stealing that, and so should EVERYBODY else~!

ACE, you have to put this on the front page right away!!

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 11, 2016 04:03 PM (1zARK)

285 It doesn't even matter what Trump's actual political beliefs are. All that matters is that he was The Designated Enemy and yet he won resoundingly.
----------------------------------
His win would be a lot less resounding if all the freaking out idiots would shut the phuck up. The only thing resounding is their idiocy.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 04:03 PM (NUqwG)

286 Nipponese. Same as Japanese. Nips. Japs.

Now it's a slur because we're idiots.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 03:59 PM (mBtaw)

I guess we are supposed to call them Asian-Americans who are in Japan and are not American.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 04:03 PM (Om16U)

287 "193 I don't get the home reference from Goodell. WTF does he have to explain to his wife and daughters? There was an election, and their side lost?"

Another laugh. So to liberal Goodell women are so stupid he had to explain it to them.

Posted by: Fuq the Media at November 11, 2016 04:03 PM (Drp7E)

288 Meh! The NFL hasn't been funny since Belushi and Aykroyd.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (wPiJc)

289 Holy shit.



http://tinyurl.com/jc3tknh

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:00 PM (ahx2/)
=========================================

She needs major jail time for that, in addition to paying what I imagine will be extensive medical bills. That's horrible. Who does that?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (bpfzP)

290 ^ Not every conservative marries a conservative woman.

Besides, any man with experience worth mentioning will tell you: "NEVER get into an argument with a woman... if you win the argument, you WILL regret it."

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (ry4ab)

291
Robert Vaughn was in two Columbos.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (mBtaw)

292 "252 Florio the SJW has ruined the NFL.
------------
I think that is a very good observation.
Posted by: SH"


Thanks. The thing is that he is not even that well known, but the media is so fucking lazy that ESPN/CBS/SI/Fox simply use Florio's site for story ideas instead of doing their own work. Florio knows that and has ramped up the political BS in the last few years.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (OD2ni)

293 Maybe if the country wasn't filling up with soccer loving Mexicans and Middle Easterners and roller derby loving lezbos and figure skating loving rumpriders the NFL share of ratings wouldn't be dwindling.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (1H9ox)

294 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)
Great post zombie.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (Q5Ymk)

295 289 Holy shit.



http://tinyurl.com/jc3tknh

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:00 PM (ahx2/)
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She needs major jail time for that, in addition to paying what I imagine will be extensive medical bills. That's horrible. Who does that?
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (bpfzP)

She'll get probation and mandatory counseling.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (X2m/e)

296 Person seeking out middle aged lesbians to discuss soccer sock off.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (OkKDg)

297 Goodell mansplains the elections to his wife and daughters? Yeah, no wonder it's rough at home.

Posted by: no good deed at November 11, 2016 04:05 PM (/O5Ax)

298 Maybe the NFL should consider the idea that there are just too d#$m many games being broadcast. I may watch a part of a game on occasion - I don't follow football. But when wandering across the TV offerings of my cable provider looking for something occupy a few minutes before bedtime, there seems to be games on the major networks many nights of the week, plus the sports networks. Maybe they've over-saturated the market.

Posted by: George V. at November 11, 2016 04:05 PM (LUHWu)

299 The NFL showed their true colors when they denied Limbaugh the opportunity to even be a minority owner in a team ... because they claimed he was the most evil, awful bigoted person in the world - which was almost comical in the way they tried to seriously make that claim. Frankly, they deserved to go under right then.

I feel sorry for the football fans who have had their sport stolen from them, basically.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 04:05 PM (zc3Db)

300 Laurie Dhue is 5'11"?

Wow.

If she wants to sip a whiskey and coke while crushing my head with her thighs that's totes fine by me.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 11, 2016 04:05 PM (Jcg9Q)

301 Does anybody else here remember way back when pro athletes and coaches were publicly apolitical? Still, we suspected they were probably right of center, based simply on the fact that they made a darned comfortable living (back then, not obscenely rich like now) and the top end was around 70% and they were no doubt getting hammered, income-wise. And because they were tough. And because some of them went on to become Jack Kemp.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at November 11, 2016 04:05 PM (zke7T)

302 Being stupid should hurt.

Posted by: navybrat at November 11, 2016 04:05 PM (w7KSn)

303 A2M Plenty?

Posted by: Kensington at November 11, 2016 04:05 PM (7Kbxu)

304 This election cycle was like PUTTING on the SUNGLASSES in THEY LIVE.


Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (xeeHA)

OMG, that is the single BEST analogy I've heard!!! I'm totally stealing that, and so should EVERYBODY else~!

ACE, you have to put this on the front page right away!!

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 11, 2016 04:03 PM (1zARK)


I need a mansplaining here.
...
I'm here to chew gum and mansplain. And I'm all outta gum.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:05 PM (1H9ox)

305 Thanks. The thing is that he is not even that well known, but the media is so fucking lazy that ESPN/CBS/SI/Fox simply use Florio's site for story ideas instead of doing their own work. Florio knows that and has ramped up the political BS in the last few years.

--------------

He is definitely a shit starter for clicks. Its a good business for him - not so much for the league he is covering.

Posted by: SH at November 11, 2016 04:05 PM (gmeXX)

306 So you are saying that the dogs don't like the cans the dogfood comes in? Okay! We can fix that.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (JO9+V)

307 Robert Vaughn was in two Columbos.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (mBtaw)


He was hysterical in S.O.B.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (zc3Db)

308 290 ^ Not every conservative marries a conservative woman.

Besides, any man with experience worth mentioning will tell you: "NEVER get into an argument with a woman... if you win the argument, you WILL regret it."
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (ry4ab)

Even conservative women will put aside conservativism for vaginatism.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (X2m/e)

309 Maybe if the country wasn't filling up with soccer loving Mexicans and Middle Easterners and roller derby loving lezbos and figure skating loving rumpriders the NFL share of ratings wouldn't be dwindling.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (1H9ox)
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Nomination for thread winner and moar.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (NUqwG)

310 They gotta get rid of the commercial after the kickoff. When they added that, it really slowed things down.

Posted by: Bud Norton at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (6cOMd)

311 Robert Vaughn was in two Columbos.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:04 PM (mBtaw)



And three movies with Steve McQueen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (493sH)

312 Just got back from a three hour meeting.

So, what time is lift-off for Cher?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (J+eG2)

313 Duh.

By definition, taking out some ads will reduce the length of games. And the actual "game" is still exactly as long.

But let's go further. Let's cut out the over-production of the product. We don't need a video package of meaningless statistics inserted into every other play. We don't need to hear five different broadcasters goofing around in the booth; we actually have live video of the game to see if you'd just show it. We don't need chyrons and tweets and blinking lights and music and dancing bears and fireworks... just show the fvcking teams on the field.

How's about concentrating on the actual, live game as opposed to every other thing you can think of to break the continuity? This isn't Fantasy Football Video Time. It's supposed to be the NFL. I mean besides it also being a commercial delivery system.

Oh, wait... I think I see the problem.



AD...if you watch the condensed versions of the games on Youtube they're great.

40 minutes and no aggravations. I love it.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (qUNWi)

314 They always start with the things that don't matter.

Hey, Unconscious One...

Some players are behaving in ways detrimental to their teams and the league. Enforce your rules.

Then we'll let you know what else to fix.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (3myMJ)

315 With explanations this good, you should be commissioner!

No, he has to be Trump's Press Secretary.
Wait...maybe he could be BOTH!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (qJhUV)

316 I still remember the first time I ever saw Laurie Dhue on television. It was sixteen years ago during the Bush/Gore debacle, and just seeing her made me feel like I'd been slapped in the face with a shovel.

She was so gorgeous it felt unreal.

Posted by: Kensington at November 11, 2016 04:06 PM (7Kbxu)

317 Upside: I've cut down on watching entertainment and sports managed by people who are leftist fucks.

Downside: I'm spending an awful lot of time twiddling my thumbs trying to figure out what the fuck to do with myself, lol.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 04:07 PM (cDWx2)

318 I can't get over lefties still insisting that the ongoing riots are Trump's fault. These people are intellectually and emotionally stunted children.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 04:07 PM (/tuJf)

319 As a fan of Browns "football," I'm way ahead of the no-longer-watching-the-NFL curve...

Posted by: The Night Man Cometh at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (50U0R)

Me LOL

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 11, 2016 04:07 PM (wtvvX)

320 Speaking of SNL:

https://youtu.be/wvDlMxGNe74?t=1m

Here's Seth Meyer roasting Trump in 2011. I can't get over how unfunny the HEAD writer of SNL is. If you have five friends, then one of them is probably funnier than Seth Meyer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 04:07 PM (VdICR)

321 Keep embracing Colin Kapernick and his actions, the wife abusers, drug addicts, etc.

Hell that C(oc)K couldn't even bother to VOTE? For him to exercise his right to effect change? Piss on you.

Goodell - this is all on you buddy. Reap what you sow.

Sad thing is, he'll no doubt leave the NFL job with more mega millions to his name.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 11, 2016 04:07 PM (jxbfJ)

322 She was so gorgeous it felt unreal.


Yeah. She's ridiculous.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (qUNWi)

323 Robert Vaughn was excellent in Wedding Crashers.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (6IPEM)

324 Maybe free blow jobs from cheerleaders?

Posted by: NFL Executive at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (8b+oT)

325 318 I can't get over lefties still insisting that the ongoing riots are Trump's fault. These people are intellectually and emotionally stunted children.

I saw that... An editorial from the NY slimes blaming Trump saying He has to stop the "hate."

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (O2RFr)

326 304 This election cycle was like PUTTING on the SUNGLASSES in THEY LIVE.


Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 03:49 PM (xeeHA)

OMG, that is the single BEST analogy I've heard!!! I'm totally stealing that, and so should EVERYBODY else~!

ACE, you have to put this on the front page right away!!

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 11, 2016 04:03 PM (1zARK)

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We wholly fuckin' concur.

Posted by: Raider Nation at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (ahx2/)

327 At least Leonard Cohen and Robert Vaughan lived long enough to see their dream of Donald Trump winning the presidency come true...

Posted by: Kensington at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (7Kbxu)

328
You think NFL/TV is bad now?

Every single script for every single tv show will now include an insult on Trump. Most tv shows did it with Bush. All the tv shows will do it now with Trump.

We will not be able to escape it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (mBtaw)

329
Goodell mansplains the elections to his wife and daughters? Yeah, no wonder it's rough at home.
Posted by: no good deed at November 11, 2016 04:05 PM (/O5Ax)


Maybe he should mansplain why just because the ball jiggles a bit as the reciever is going out of bounds means it's an incomplete pass

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (lKyWE)

330
Leonard Cohen died too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (mBtaw)

331 Heh, this is in the WaPo


"Like many Americans, active-duty service members stationed around the world were stunned at Tuesday night's presidential results.

More than one person has compared it to the day Osama Bin Laden was killed"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (7ZVPa)

332 As a fan of Browns "football," I'm way ahead of the no-longer-watching-the-NFL curve...

Posted by: The Night Man Cometh at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (50U0R)


But Browns fans do serve a purpose...Make us NY Jets fans feel just a tad better

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (dELE3)

333 186
So much leftest BS to throw out everywhere. Resident elect Trump is just
a start. I'm sick and tired of all the crap. Football is only the
beginning. If you people have not cut the cord yet give it a try. I only
have very basic local channels. Amazon prime and Netflix fill the void
there are other choices out there. If you enjoy something watch it, toss
all of the other shit you will be happier for it.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 11, 2016 03:50 PM (hMqvx)

Dude, right on. We cut the cable over the summer. We found we weren't watching much TV anyway, and we save lots of money this way. We went to Roku and Sling TV. So now we just watch what we want when we want.
The only thing I miss is the hockey games. Can't get MSG for my Rangers. But they're blacked out all the time anyway. (But that's a whole other bag of worms!)
Coolest thing: There's alot of cool channels broadcasting that weren't there when we went to cable decades ago. It isn't just the big four anymore. I watched Xena and then Hercules on HI TV last night. Heh. Sweet!
I'm such a dork.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (1zARK)

334

Who watches TV anymore?

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (Mt8T4)

335 OK, I'm back. Had to go over to Daily Mail and rip on Huma for a while.
Phew. That was fun.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (HgMAr)

336 "How much of actual action time in 60min of game time in a 3hr broadcast?'

15 minutes at best. A lot more in a rugby match with a running time of 90 minutes

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (SIY7D)

337 Police: Woman who reported being attacked by men wearing 'TRUMP' hat at University of Louisana at Lafayette 'made the entire story up,' may be charged - NBC News

Cue the "And so it begins" guy.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (3myMJ)

338 330
Leonard Cohen died too?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (mBtaw)

It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (X2m/e)

339 Frankly I don't know how any American loving person can watch the NFL after what the NFL allowed the players to do.
=====================================


I love America.


Research the movies you watch. Any leftie actors? Directors? Producers?


What about the TV shows you watch? Any liberals involved?


How about the music you listen to? Conservative Christian Praise and Worship only?


I do not see why people isolate one area of entertainment over another, and think it is unAmerican to enjoy that entertainment.


I like sports. I watch sports. I'm about as American as it gets. Freedom of choice. Virtue signaling is just as bad when it's coming from the right as when it's coming from the left.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (bpfzP)

340 Re-bigly?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (NUqwG)

341 Robert Vaughn also starred in The Lieutenant, a TV series created by Gene Roddenberry.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056771/

It is being shown Saturday mornings on GetTV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (IqV8l)

342 Holy shit.

http://tinyurl.com/jc3tknh
Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:00 PM (ahx2

If you ever watch Hardcore Pawn, you will understand how this happened. For some bizarre reason I don't understand, so many black girls are taught to be vicious, screaming thugs in which physical attacks for any perceived slight are justified. They have a gang mentality that in some ways, is worse than the boys.

See my post above about Ezekiel Elliott. His ex had bruises all over her arms, face, necks, etc. that Elliott and others said she had gotten in a BAR fight the week before the incident at 2am in the parking lot with him.

Bar fight. As an older female, I can't connect with this at all.

Posted by: Jen at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (Q3CCX)

343 The games have become suxoluxic. Too many flags, too many commercials and, worst of all, horrible play. If I'm going to watch mistakes being made, college football is much better.

I was telling Her Majesty that hockey moves with fewer stoppages. A 60-minute game takes 2 hours vs. 3 for an NFL game.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (BWL+E)

344 But since the Pistons are now owned by an uber rich liberal venture capitalist it's all totes ok.

Posted by: Jen at November 11, 2016 04:01 PM (Q3CCX)

As someone who was a diehard Pistons fan for many years, they are officially dead to me now.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (Jcg9Q)

345 And... we're wide.

Posted by: irright at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (pMGkg)

346 Maybe free blow jobs from cheerleaders?


Posted by: NFL Executive at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (8b+oT)
...........

Madonna is not cheerleader material.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (HgMAr)

347


Geezus, another kid attacked over supporting Trump.


High School Sophomore Viciously Beaten in Schoolyard for Supporting Trump
She's also receiving hate-mail online.


http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/high-school-sophomore-viciously-beaten-schoolyard-supporting-trump

What do we do about this? This gang war on kids.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (qCMvj)

348 OT, but I went to the grocery store, and all the bag boys and bag girls had their sad faces on.

It struck me that they are, in fact, children, and this election was the first time they did not get what they wanted.

Life is a cold, indifferent bitch, children.
Get used to it.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (d6TTt)

349 Oh shit here we go again.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (Jcg9Q)

350 There is actually only 11 minutes of game play in an NFL game. True fact.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (1H9ox)

351 Again? Seriously? Fuck's sake.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (X2m/e)

352
We will not be able to escape it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (mBtaw)

I've escaped it for years and don't miss it a bit.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (3myMJ)

353 *alarm sounds*

Captain, the margins, they've blown!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (8hICw)

354 >>I saw that... An editorial from the NY slimes blaming Trump saying He has to stop the "hate."

Just heard another one on Fox. Trump must reach out and calm the fear and hate blah, blah.

It's absolutely childlike logic and whining. Some of these idiots are just starting to realize the real world doesn't have designated safe spaces.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (/tuJf)

355 There isn't even an image pushing out the margins. Ace is just fucking with us now.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (R+30W)

356 Damn it MUMR ... stop blowing out the fucking margins.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (RKJF2)

357 Thank God I didn't do that.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (BWL+E)

358 "It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes on that front."

What the hell??

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (QQ+il)

359 318
I can't get over lefties still insisting that the ongoing riots are
Trump's fault. These people are intellectually and emotionally stunted
children.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 04:07 PM (/tuJf)

Those asshats warm my heart. Been FB dueling with an old classmate who lives an alternative lifestyle. He is sooooo scared now. Pro-Trump people are commiting violent acts against various groups - gays, etc. Mysteriously goes quiet when I return the favor and demonstrate all the acts of violence the anti-Trumpers are doing.
My ultraliberal BIL has been trying to piece together a coherent argument against my statements but keeps deleting his posts right after he makes them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (jxbfJ)

360 Who did it this time?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (6IPEM)

361 RELATED:

Arguing with a liberal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-MVMbm6c0k

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (xeeHA)

362 I actually think it will be easier to avoid television in movies in the next several years because the anti-conservative sucker punches are likely to increase exponentially now that they're all being oppressed by President Literally Hitler and his whore wife.

And what's with the slut shaming they're doing about Melania Trump? It's weird being a social conservative but no longer being the biggest cultural puritan on the block now that the Left wants to destroy Trump's wife.

Posted by: Kensington at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (7Kbxu)

363 Can somebody please throw (XzRw1) into the permanent spam bucket? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (bpfzP)

364 Maybe ace could mark as spam the string of "!!!" if they exceed 10 or something

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (Om16U)

365 https://tinyurl.com/zdv2wwr


Paul Joseph Watson video NSFW

Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (y3aQB)

366 Maybe he should mansplain why just because the ball jiggles a bit as the reciever is going out of bounds means it's an incomplete pass
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (lKyWE

While you have both hands around it and clutching it to your chest.

Posted by: Jen at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (Q3CCX)

367 For the 'ettes (and any 'rons that swing that way)...

Click on the url in my nick.

God Bless Texas!

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (ahx2/)

368 121
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at November 11, 2016 03:45 PM (RD7QR)
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6. Get rid of the pink stuff in October. I'm sorry, but when I'm relaxing and turning to sports for entertainment, I do not want symbols for CANCER on the field everywhere I look.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (Nox3c)

369 338 Police: Woman who reported being attacked by men wearing 'TRUMP' hat at University of Louisana at Lafayette 'made the entire story up,' may be charged - NBC News

Steefy was interviewing Priebus and said that incidences of hate crime attacks had increased since Trump was elected.... Not the rioters who are actually perpetrating attacks but trump voters...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (O2RFr)

370 Wow, is Goddell doing this unconsciously, or does he really think telling 60 million potential viewers to go f#ck themselves when rating are already down 25% is a smart move?

He should be removed simply for constantly, intentionally pissing off half his audience.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (NOIQH)

371 I guess we paint with a wide, broad brush around here.
Someone has learned a new trick, it appears.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2016 04:12 PM (d6TTt)

372
Robert Vaughn also starred in The Lieutenant, a TV series created by Gene Roddenberry.

And this is why I mostly watch GetTV, Comet, and MeTV.

Although the ads on these stations are very annoying.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:12 PM (mBtaw)

373 Ah, it's our favorite troll busting the margins.
XzRw1

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 04:12 PM (R+30W)

374 Every single script for every single tv show will now include an insult on Trump. Most tv shows did it with Bush. All the tv shows will do it now with Trump.

We will not be able to escape it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (mBtaw)



Buy a TV with an "off" button.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 04:12 PM (SRKgf)

375 The comment section just went wide right.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:12 PM (1H9ox)

376 361 Who did it this time?




MUMR. Same as before.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 04:12 PM (Yu4ah)

377 You think NFL/TV is bad now?

Every single script for every single tv show will now include an insult on Trump. Most tv shows did it with Bush. All the tv shows will do it now with Trump.

We will not be able to escape it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (mBtaw)

Do what I did.

Turn the TV off. Completely.

Well except for college football.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 11, 2016 04:12 PM (Jcg9Q)

378 Being stupid should hurt.
Posted by: navybrat


Remember the cryptic note that German mayor received?

"He who will not listen will be made to feel."

And he was.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (OkKDg)

379 There isn't even an image pushing out the margins. Ace is just fucking with us now.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (R+30W)
=================

No, it's a poster that has been banned, but keeps getting back in and doing this on purpose.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (bpfzP)

380 New poll says Clinton +4%...

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (ewSN2)

381 Tonight's game brought to you buy Grubhub!

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (1H9ox)

382 I like sports. I watch sports. I'm about as American as it gets. Freedom of choice. Virtue signaling is just as bad when it's coming from the right as when it's coming from the left.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (bpfzP)


Amen.

Go Messi!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (qCMvj)

383 LIfe at home was great until my daughter began speaking and axed "Why daddy?". Then I had to explain and it has been hell at home ever since.

Posted by: A Father at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (NUqwG)

384 Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (ahx2/)

Hubba hubba!

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (Om16U)

385 377 The comment section just went wide right.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:12 PM (1H9ox)

All the Bills fans said, "ouch".

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (8hICw)

386 6. Get rid of the pink stuff in October. I'm sorry, but when I'm relaxing and turning to sports for entertainment, I do not want symbols for CANCER on the field everywhere I look.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (Nox3c)

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Especially when dealing with it off the gridiron, so to speak.

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (ahx2/)

387 The NFL obviously needs to steal some management talent from Target and Grubhub.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (fYFz4)

388 The two Japanese Kanji characters that represent the name of the nation mean "Sun/Origin" which essentially translates to "Land of the Rising Sun," because from China's vantage point Japan is to the East, and thus the place where the sun rises. The way you pronounced those two characters was "Nip-Pon," which when the Portuguese arrived they smushed together into a single word, "Nippon," which for many centuries was the official name of the nation we now know of as "Japan."

As centuries passed, pronunciation rules changed slightly in the Japanese language, and now the same two characters are pronounced "Ni-Hon," or Nihon. Thus, "Nippon" is now considered very old-fashioned as obsolete.

The word "Japan" is actually just the Chinese mispronunciation of "Nippon." Weird!

Anyway, for a very long time, outside of Japan, the country was known as "Nippon," so when people wanted to have a shorthand word to refer to a person from Nippon, they over time evolved the shorthand slang term "Nip."

This was NOT considered an ethnic slur at first -- it was just similar to calling someone from Britain as a "Brit" or calling someone from Greece "Greek."

But in WWII, "Nip" because the go-to slang put-down of Japanese soldiers used by Allied troops, and ever since it has been perceived as an insult.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 04:14 PM (jBuUi)

389 Ah, it's that passive aggressive little shit again

Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 04:14 PM (6IPEM)

390 Robert Vaughan was great in "The Magnificent Seven".

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2016 04:14 PM (ewSN2)

391 372 to the barrel.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 04:14 PM (VdICR)

392 For the 'ettes (and any 'rons that swing that way)...

Click on the url in my nick.

God Bless Texas!

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (ahx2/)

I really need to pay more attention to what I'm reading.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 11, 2016 04:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

393 New poll says Clinton +4%...
Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (ewSN2)



Stop scaring us. It still feels like a dream.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 11, 2016 04:14 PM (qCMvj)

394 371 Wow, is Goddell doing this unconsciously, or does he really think telling 60 million potential viewers to go f#ck themselves when rating are already down 25% is a smart move?
He should be removed simply for constantly, intentionally pissing off half his audience.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (NOIQH)



"Why aren't NFL ratings at 50%? It's because of that basket of deplorables, that's why!"

Posted by: Roger Goodell at November 11, 2016 04:14 PM (SRKgf)

395 17
Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)


That was a good comment. I sure hope you're right.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:14 PM (zoehZ)

396 386 Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (ahx2/)

Hubba hubba!
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (Om16U)

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Mmmmhmmm...

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:14 PM (ahx2/)

397 New poll says Clinton +4%...

LOOKS LIKE AN EARLY NIGHT!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 04:14 PM (Mt8T4)

398 MUMR, if you are in fact making the comments like an 8 lane highway, could you please not do it?
I have a hard time seeing them.
Thanks.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (d6TTt)

399 >>Just heard another one on Fox. Trump must reach out and calm the fear and hate blah, blah.


Anyone remember all the way back to Monday when the narrative was: Feds/law enforcement readying themselves for Trump supporters to riot when he loses.


Trump loses, his people riot (I know) = Trump's fault
Trump wins, Hillary's people riot = Trump's fault

Reject their premise. Let Obama and Hillary heal their people.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (NOIQH)

400 "New poll says Clinton +4%"
---------

lulz

"OMG, see!?!" -- AllahTehPundit, Hot Gas

Posted by: Kensington at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (7Kbxu)

401 You know how SJW Twitter mobs are all fun and games until they target you? I feel like this election resulted in them targeting half the country. That tactic might yield results inferior to their expectations.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (xeeHA)

402 That was twenty years ago, dammit.

Posted by: Scott Norwood. at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (suO/a)

403 Brian Dennehey played Robert Vaughn in The Sound of Music.

Posted by: Dang at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (8b+oT)

404 I'm still laughing at the military response to Trump's win: "Like the day Bin Laden was shot."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (7ZVPa)

405 Jesus H. Snotsucking Christ, can't someone drop an MOAB on this troll?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (BWL+E)

406 Maybe ace could mark as spam the string of "!!!" if they exceed 10 or something

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (Om16U)


Maybe Pixy could just throw an "overflow:hidden" bit into the comment div style.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (zc3Db)

407 New poll says Clinton +4%...

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (ewSN2)




Life must be hitting those polltrolls hard after their last Soros check bounced.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (493sH)

408 IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (qJhUV)

409 "New poll says Clinton +4%"

Has Frank Putz showed His face since the election?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 11, 2016 04:16 PM (O2RFr)

410 So Goodell doubled down on STUPID.

That will get those ratings back up, insult 60 million people....and my guess is leftist don't watch much football.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:16 PM (cOHS7)

411 406 Brian Dennehey played Robert Vaughn in The Sound of Music.
Posted by: Dang at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (8b+oT)

He played the mountain pass the Von Trapps used to escape.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 04:16 PM (X2m/e)

412 eleven: "AD...if you watch the condensed versions of the games on Youtube they're great."

I may have to do that. I'm half-boycotting games for other reasons, too, but I love the game itself and going wholly cold turkey right now is a bridge too far.

I've gone to DVR-ing games but my fingers get tired constantly speeding through all the crap that gets forced in. I mean it's simply insufferable as a product now. So, yeah, the YouTube option you suggest may come in handy. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 11, 2016 04:16 PM (1CroS)

413 407 I'm still laughing at the military response to Trump's win: "Like the day Bin Laden was shot."

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I missed that - link?

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 04:16 PM (Om16U)

414 "382 New poll says Clinton +4%...

Posted by: Crusader"


As a lifelong Republican, its a shame we nominated Trump and blew the election.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at November 11, 2016 04:16 PM (OD2ni)

415 "New poll says Clinton +4%"
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For some reason that just makes the whole thing THAT MUCH FUNNIER!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Posted by: Dang at November 11, 2016 04:17 PM (8b+oT)

416 For the 'ettes (and any 'rons that swing that way)...

Click on the url in my nick.

God Bless Texas!

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (ahx2/)


That was indeed a tasty morsel. Thanks!

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 11, 2016 04:17 PM (VnCI9)

417 you gotta be shitting me.

Obama is importing 1,800 'refugees' that Australia is not accepting

you know who grabs pussy?

Moslem refugees, ask any chick from Cologne or that 5 year old girl in Idaho

Posted by: origional Jake at November 11, 2016 04:17 PM (yEME9)

418 Every single script for every single tv show will now include an insult on Trump. Most tv shows did it with Bush. All the tv shows will do it now with Trump.

We will not be able to escape it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:08 PM (mBtaw)
....
Only if you're only watching broadcast TV, which less and less people are. One of the nice things I've found about cutting the cord years ago and streaming almost all of my media intake is how big of a filter I can create. I don't see commercials. I only watch shows that I like. And there are a lot more shows that are at least apolitical, if not somewhat conservative out there than the garbage that is on NBCBSABC.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:17 PM (1H9ox)

419 Trump must reach out and calm the fear and hate blah, blah.

The fear and hate are funded by the Left. Talk to them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 04:17 PM (Mt8T4)

420 #17 Zombie

WOW, Thank you.

I posted that comment here (with links to here and to your sites)

https://steemit.com/ election/@stevescoins/wow-trump-s-victory-is- a-pivotal-turning-point-in-human-history

Please let me know if you would like it removed.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 11, 2016 04:17 PM (swEzU)

421 TB3K IS SCREWING YOU NOT THE GREAT MUMR at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (XzRw1)

Shouldn't kids be doing their homework right about now?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (qCMvj)

422 THEN WHO WAS +4%?!?!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Dang at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (8b+oT)

423
X.S. Margins?

AGAIN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

424 Again I am asking pixy to please dump that troll into the spam filter. Make it so he can't post at all.

Like what happens if you post on an old thread.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (z/Ubi)

425 Hey, zombie, that essay you wrote earlier in the comments was spectacular! That should be posted somewhere more prestigious.

Posted by: Kensington at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (7Kbxu)

426 420 you gotta be shitting me.

Obama is importing 1,800 'refugees' that Australia is not accepting

you know who grabs pussy?

Moslem refugees, ask any chick from Cologne or that 5 year old girl in Idaho
Posted by: origional Jake at November 11, 2016 04:17 PM (yEME9)

Not just that. Ask that poor boy raped at a public pool because some GFM was having a "sexual emergency."

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (X2m/e)

427 I would just like the 'ettes to know that if I got blown this much every day, you wouldn't have to worry about a thing the rest of your life.

I'd even cook for you, rub your feet and do the laundry. Whatever you want.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (Jcg9Q)

428 Cher's rocket is never getting off the ground. She can't count backwards from five.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (wPiJc)

429 3 downs like in the CFL!

Makes for a more wide-open offense-oriented game. I first got into football as an American living in Canada and watching the CFL. When I finally (after 20 years) got back to the States, I noticed two glaring differences between the NFL and the CFL:
1. NFL PLAYERS much more athletic and exciting to watch.
2. CFL GAME much more exciting to watch!

Gosh - how could you combine those two...?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (LeUrG)

430 407 I'm still laughing at the military response to Trump's win: "Like the day Bin Laden was shot."

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I missed that - link?
--

On this thread? Are you nuts? It was in the Washington Post, best to do a search.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (7ZVPa)

431
Has Frank Putz showed His face since the election?

yeah the next morning he told Charlie Rose on CBS this Morning they need to stop exit polling !? because LEFTARDS can read the WHOLE Poll OR did it on Purpose, either way damning

Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 04:18 PM (y3aQB)

432 New poll says Clinton +4%...
Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2016 04:13 PM (ewSN2)
.............

This one will never grow old.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (HgMAr)

433 Did we talk about how Pence is heading the transition instead of Chrispy?

Good news, I'd say.

Posted by: Dang at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (8b+oT)

434 WTF? Margins to forever and my Windows clock is an hour early.

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (R0i94)

435 407 I'm still laughing at the military response to Trump's win: "Like the day Bin Laden was shot."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (7ZVPa)

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Actually, it was when we caught Saddam and watched his ass hang.

But it's a close second.

Posted by: 1BCT, 4th ID (M) at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (ahx2/)

436 "It makes my job harder at home, too," Goodell said. "I have twin
daughters and a wife, so I have to explain that to them. So, that's yes
on that front."
***
Well we know who wears the jock strap in that relationship.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (X7E8f)

437 Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (ahx2/)
Much obliged. I have to say, I've never seen a cowboy ride shirtless before but as long as they look like that guy it's totally cool with me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (Q5Ymk)

438 My G-D the left is really thinking of naming Ellison the DNC Chair...what a joke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (dELE3)

439 355 >>I saw that... An editorial from the NY slimes blaming Trump saying He has to stop the "hate."

Just heard another one on Fox. Trump must reach out and calm the fear and hate blah, blah.

---

So, in other words, he's already President Trump? Cool.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (zke7T)

440

Twitter Allows #AssassinateTrump Hashtag

yep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (qCMvj)

441 zombie, how do you feel about the term 'oriental?'

I think it is vastly superior to 'Asian' and ironically redundant with the term 'east Asian.' I mean, it literally means 'eastern.'

But I'm pretty sure it is super racist to use that term now.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 04:20 PM (xeeHA)

442 Hey NFL, get rid of the pinkos commenting and stop encouraging pinko bullshit grandstanding by the players and get rid of the pinkos in the corporate offices.

Then you can keep the commercials, the revenues, and the viewers.

How bout that, now?

Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 11, 2016 04:20 PM (swEzU)

443 To make football more interesting to watch:

1. No punts - you have to go for it on 4th down.
2. None of this "ground can't cause a fumble" shit. You get paid millions to hold on to the ball, so hold on to it.
3. Get rid of: late hit, facemasking, targeting, roughing the passer, clipping, chop block, and pass interference penalties. The players all call themselves warriors, so man up, buttercup.
4. Modified iron man - teams can only substitute at the end of each quarter. If Art Donovan could play with a broken leg, so can you. Again, if you're gonna call yourself a warrior....
5. All pay is during the season only - each week your team has a game. You gotta win to get paid.

Things would definitely get more spirited.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at November 11, 2016 04:20 PM (rznWS)

444 423 #17 Zombie

WOW, Thank you.

I posted that comment here (with links to here and to your sites)

https://steemit.com/ election/@stevescoins/wow-trump-s-victory-is- a-pivotal-turning-point-in-human-history

Please let me know if you would like it removed.

Posted by: Grad School Fool


No, that's great! Leave it! I have ZERO social media skills, so feel free to post and cross-post and paste in the comment anywhere you want! Thanks!

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 04:20 PM (jBuUi)

445 Has Frank Putz showed His face since the election?

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The freak is "consoling" himself with his statues.

Posted by: 1BCT, 4th ID (M) at November 11, 2016 04:20 PM (ahx2/)

446 I'm still laughing at the military response to Trump's win: "Like the day Bin Laden was shot."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2016 04:15 PM (7ZVPa)
...
But, but Martha Radditz (you know, the impartial debate moderator) told me that I should be afraid of Trump as CIC. In fact, the idea of it brought her SMASHED IN PERSIAN CAT IN DRAG FACE to tears.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:21 PM (1H9ox)

447 Twitter Allows #AssassinateTrump Hashtag



yep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (qCMvj)
=======================================

Can't they get tossed in the pokey for that?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:21 PM (bpfzP)

448 "3 downs like in the CFL! "

CFL has a much wider field than the NFL. Like rugby. Which is why the offense opens up more.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 11, 2016 04:21 PM (SIY7D)

449 Well that comment by Goodell is goof for another double digit drop should it get out in the mainstream.

Can we share that? ;-)

Posted by: Gruntled TSgt Ciz at November 11, 2016 04:21 PM (CRQ5V)

450

More tears if you want to watch


Chelsea Handler, Barbara Boxer Break Down in Tears Over Hillary Loss

about the 8:30 mark is a good start

http://bit.ly/2fs3UPh

newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (qCMvj)

451 Twitter Allows #AssassinateTrump Hashtag

yep
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (qCMvj)



The tolerant non-violent left strikes again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (493sH)

452
Trump ain't gonna play nice with these awful terrible people.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (mBtaw)

453 The NFL? That Jason LaCanfora is a damn un-American socialist. I can't stand listening to that prick. If you're ever bored, go blast him on his twitter feed--he's always whining about something political instead of simply cashing his checks for covering the league and staying the hell out of (political) topics he knows nothing about.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (ewSN2)

454 >>"It makes my job harder at home, too,"


Oh, now we're supposed to care about the plight of overpaid CEOs having to explain Trump to their daughters? Buy 'em a new car or ipad or something, I'm sure they'll be fine, dunderhead.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (NOIQH)

455
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/high-school-sophomore-viciously-beaten-schoolyard-supporting-trump

What do we do about this? This gang war on kids.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 11, 2016 04:10 PM (qCMvj)


Happened to my Secretary's kid too.

Apparently all of the Hispanic kids kept telling him it was his fault and they were all going to be sent to Mexico.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (t06LC)

456 This sounds like the equivalent of injecting a B-12 shot to a corpse.

Posted by: Biergood at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (v8Lx/)

457 Police: Woman who reported being attacked by men wearing 'TRUMP' hat at
University of Louisana at Lafayette 'made the entire story up,' may be
charged - NBC News

Heard it yesterday on the radio. First thing I said was "fake".

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (qJhUV)

458 how do you feel about the term 'oriental?'
...
I love their rugs.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (1H9ox)

459 450 201======================================

Can't they get tossed in the pokey for that?
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:21 PM (

If America was governed by the Rule od Law, yes.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2016 04:23 PM (d6TTt)

460 428 Hey, zombie, that essay you wrote earlier in the comments was spectacular! That should be posted somewhere more prestigious.
Posted by: Kensington


Are you implying that the AoS comments thread is anything other than the most prestigious place on the Internet? Shame on you!

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 04:23 PM (jBuUi)

461 447 Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 04:20 PM (jBuUi)


Dude. I hope and pray that that is not you at the link in your nic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

462 htt ps://www.wa shingtonpost.com/n ews/checkpoint/wp/2016/11/09/like-the-day-osama-was-kill ed-how-the-military-is-reacting-to-trumps-victory/

Take out the spaces, WTH, can't make this post any more FUBAR

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 11, 2016 04:23 PM (7ZVPa)

463 I'm a lifelong Republican as you know. Can anyone let me borrow a safety pin for my lapel?

Posted by: Bull Wynn at November 11, 2016 04:23 PM (OD2ni)

464
The comment section just went wide right.



But it's under review so lets wait five minutes

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 04:24 PM (lKyWE)

465 od= of.

Crap I can't even see the letters. They are really really small.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2016 04:24 PM (d6TTt)

466 460 Police: Woman who reported being attacked by men wearing 'TRUMP' hat at
University of Louisana at Lafayette 'made the entire story up,' may be
charged - NBC News

Heard it yesterday on the radio. First thing I said was "fake".
Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (qJhUV)


Instead of mattress, she should wear a casino on her head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

467 340 Frankly I don't know how any American loving person can watch the NFL after what the NFL allowed the players to do.
=====================================


I love America.


Research the movies you watch. Any leftie actors? Directors? Producers?


What about the TV shows you watch? Any liberals involved?


How about the music you listen to? Conservative Christian Praise and Worship only?


I do not see why people isolate one area of entertainment over another, and think it is unAmerican to enjoy that entertainment.


I like sports. I watch sports. I'm about as American as it gets. Freedom of choice. Virtue signaling is just as bad when it's coming from the right as when it's coming from the left.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (bpfzP)

++++

There is a difference. The NFL is currently allowing these America haters to inject their propaganda into the product itself. Most of the people so put off by this behavior would be happy to forget about it if the NFL prohibited the behavior on the field. Even if guys like Kapernick are still in the league and playing the game, nobody would care about the political activities off the field. We just don't want to be forced to have it jammed down our throat if we want to turn on a game.

With movies and TV, one can decide to watch even if there are leftist douche bags involved if their politics are kept out. You can watch a movie like A River Runs Through It, narrated by Robert Redford, and not have to worry about his politics.

You obviously are willing to put up with the BS because you want to watch your Packers. I get that. But, it is getting to the point where more and more people are deciding it is too much to ignore.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 04:24 PM (R+30W)

468 441
My G-D the left is really thinking of naming Ellison the DNC Chair...what a joke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (dELE3)
I know right? It's like they WANT to lose, and they're doing these things on purpose.NOBODY could be that out of touch with the american public, could they?Oh....wait...

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 11, 2016 04:24 PM (1zARK)

469 Twitter Allows #AssassinateTrump Hashtag

If we had an opposition party, we might want to try to go the public humiliation route.

But, of course, we don't, but you'd think the Secret Service might like to have a word...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 04:24 PM (Mt8T4)

470 Vashta @433

found it!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qhtss8j

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 04:24 PM (Om16U)

471 447 Zombie

Thank you too!

Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 11, 2016 04:24 PM (swEzU)

472 http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/high-school-sophomore-viciously-beaten-schoolyard-supporting-trump

What do we do about this? This gang war on kids.

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http://www.sigsauer.com/CatalogProductDetails/p938-rosewood.aspx

Posted by: 1BCT, 4th ID (M) at November 11, 2016 04:25 PM (ahx2/)

473 And Steve Kerr (coach of the Golden State Warriors) is a fucking pussy as well. He did the whole "...have to explain this to my daughter and wife..." routine yesterday. Fuck him--I'll never route for Golden State again.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2016 04:25 PM (ewSN2)

474 Despite all the complaints about the NFL, I watched every Sunday except ESPN. I stopped watching that channel a few years ago. This year I have completely shut the NFL out of my life. Useless fucks like Kapernick have the right to do their little protest but I also have the right to not sit around watching while he insults me and millions of others who put their lives on the line for his freedom to do so. I have found other things to do with my Sundays now and doubt if I will ever watch the NFL anymore.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 11, 2016 04:25 PM (jKUeC)

475 If America was governed by the Rule of Law, yes.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2016 04:23 PM (d6TTt)
=========================================

SOON

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:25 PM (bpfzP)

476 Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 04:20 PM (xeeHA)
Someone needs to give me a style guide. They keep changing the rules on the words we can use.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 11, 2016 04:25 PM (Q5Ymk)

477 https://tinyurl.com/zyc2lw5


FB Meme hahahahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 04:25 PM (y3aQB)

478 Over the years NFL defenders have gotten more interested in forcing turnovers than anything else. I'd eliminate spear tackling and require wrap tackling. Fewer injuries including concussions.

If this doesn't change, in the longer run the sport will die.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 11, 2016 04:26 PM (SIY7D)

479 Roger Goodell should be fired, plain and simple.

He is a leftard who killed the golden goose. The NFL players should wear brown ribbons until he is fired to protest his shit ass management.

Goodelll=Shit=Brown.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2016 04:26 PM (ej1L0)

480 Guddell should explain what exactly to his wife and daughters? Does his family expect him to FIX THIS S**T IMMEDIATELY like the lovely girl in the election meltdown video?

What nutcases these people are. Two days without running water or access to lattes, and they would a) discover hidden reserves of resilience b) die off. Either way, all for the good. Sooner rather than later, please.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at November 11, 2016 04:26 PM (RHjCR)

481 480 https://tinyurl.com/zyc2lw5


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So sharing that.

Posted by: 1BCT, 4th ID (M) at November 11, 2016 04:26 PM (ahx2/)

482 My G-D the left is really thinking of naming Ellison the DNC Chair...what a joke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (dELE3)
I know right? It's like they WANT to lose, and they're doing these things on purpose.NOBODY could be that out of touch with the american public, could they?Oh....wait...
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 11, 2016 04:24 PM (1zARK)

why not just go the full monty and name Farrakhan to the DNC Chair? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 04:26 PM (dELE3)

483 But the left refuses to acknowledge this, so they will continue to play the old game. So they will lose. And lose. And lose. And lose. Over and over and over again until they either wise up or give up. My money is on the latter.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)


===============

My G-D the left is really thinking of naming Ellison the DNC Chair...what a joke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (dELE3)



******


My goodness, zombie. It's like you're prescient or something. Well done!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2016 04:27 PM (wPiJc)

484 "The NFL? That Jason LaCanfora is a damn un-American socialist. I can't stand listening to that prick. If you're ever bored, go blast him on his twitter feed--he's always whining about something political instead of simply cashing his checks for covering the league and staying the hell out of (political) topics he knows nothing about."


I remember that asshat getting his ass handed to him by Charles CW Cooke* on Twitter about the 2A a few months ago. It was hilarious.

*I know Cooke is not popular here, but his historical knowledge and understanding of the 2A is excellent.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2016 04:27 PM (OD2ni)

485 Robert Vaughan was great in "The Magnificent Seven".

-
He was good as the dick pklitician in Bullitt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 11, 2016 04:27 PM (Nwg0u)

486 >>> Someone needs to give me a style guide. They keep changing the rules on the words we can use.

The only way to be sure is to never talk or type. People are so touchy these days. Why, it's almost like it is just an act used to cow people into submission.

Almost.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 04:27 PM (xeeHA)

487 470
I like sports. I watch sports. I'm about as American as it gets. Freedom of choice. Virtue signaling is just as bad when it's coming from the right as when it's coming from the left.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:09 PM (bpfzP)


Grammie, you can watch whatever you want. But surely you cannot not be aware of what's going on with the NFL, and everything associated with it.

Look, I love Wagner, but the background of the composer and how his music was used cannot be easily blanked out of one's head when listening to it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

488 her SMASHED IN PERSIAN CAT IN DRAG FACE


I'm choking to death here because it's TRUE!!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 11, 2016 04:27 PM (QQ+il)

489 I do love Kevin Hart.

Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:27 PM (ahx2/)

490 Steve Kerr? Dang, I always liked him.


Why can't people just keep their trap shut and do their job? I don't need to know what coaches and players and singers and actors think about the election. Just shut up and play.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:27 PM (bpfzP)

491 I wonder how much of this partisan political shit by ESPN, unhinged NBA coaches, and the whole goddamn NFL is authentic. It's got to be virtue-signaling for their "performers." It makes no sense otherwise.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at November 11, 2016 04:27 PM (zke7T)

492 http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/high-school-sophomore-viciously-beaten-schoolyard-supporting-trump

What do we do about this? This gang war on kids.

--

School choice

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 04:28 PM (Om16U)

493 486 But the left refuses to acknowledge this, so they will continue to play the old game. So they will lose. And lose. And lose. And lose. Over and over and over again until they either wise up or give up. My money is on the latter.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:33 PM (jBuUi)


Unfortunately, they won't lose and lose and lose. That is, unless the REAL battle - the schools and the culture - is won by us. Then they will become as significant as the Whigs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:28 PM (mbhDw)

494 Man! Narrow again, and then wide again, then narrow again, then wide again. Now I know how a turd feels going through the colon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 04:29 PM (bY0uH)

495
I'd eliminate spear tackling and require wrap tackling.



Spearing was outlawed a few years ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 04:29 PM (lKyWE)

496 So they're going to put CAIR in charge of the DNC?
Ellison is CAIR.


SmartPower (tm)!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2016 04:29 PM (NOIQH)

497 For the 'ettes (and any 'rons that swing that way)...

Click on the url in my nick.

God Bless Texas!
Posted by: Joy and Pain at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (ahx2/)
---
Thanks JP!

And yes, I would like "More from this member".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 04:29 PM (EnKk6)

498 Happened to my Secretary's kid too.

Apparently all of the Hispanic kids kept telling him it was his fault and they were all going to be sent to Mexico.

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 11, 2016 04:22 PM (t06LC)



That's so cruel. The Hispanic kids will be sent to a place full of Mexicans. Cruel and unusual punishment, coming and going. No one should have to endure being surrounded by Mexicans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 04:29 PM (SRKgf)

Posted by: I, Robert at November 11, 2016 04:29 PM (0CeRG)

500
So, Lena Dunham hurts in all the places that make her a women.

What, the beauty parlor and the gynecologist's office?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:29 PM (mbhDw)

501 Twitter Allows #AssassinateTrump Hashtag



Twitter needs to be investigated by the SS.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 04:30 PM (Yu4ah)

502 Ellison. Sheesh. I guess he checks a lot of their little identity boxes.

Which is the only thing that matters to them.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 04:31 PM (xeeHA)

503 So you've see my wife naked. As your POTUS to be I don't need you to return the favor. Thank you! MAGA!

Posted by: Trump! at November 11, 2016 04:31 PM (gwG9s)

504 Mr Goodell may not remember this, but there was a time in the not so distant past that football was lower than boxing, horse racing, baseball, billiards, and basketball in the hierarchy of shit people are interested in.
He may want to tread a little lighter.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:31 PM (1H9ox)

505 444 zombie, how do you feel about the term 'oriental?'

I think it is vastly superior to 'Asian' and ironically redundant with the term 'east Asian.' I mean, it literally means 'eastern.'

But I'm pretty sure it is super racist to use that term now.
Posted by: Moron Pundit


Words are only offensive to the degree a culture deems them offensive. Of course there's nothing technically wrong with "oriental," but sigh at this stage I ain't going to fight it. In the privacy of on's own home one can (as I sometimes even do) use the term "oriental," hut in public -- because I myself have no power to control the public sphere -- I daren't say it, lest someone deem it "racist." Not that the need to ever say the term ever comes up anyway.

In private, I use "oriental" in two contexts: To refer to arts+craft and decorative art from the 19th-century, when it really was called "oriental art."

If I say that I want to put some "oriental art" on the mantlepiece, that specifically refers to an antique piece of art from China or Japan. But is I say "Asian art," that means a MODERN artwork from Asia. There's a big difference, and the word "oriental" is very useful in that context.

I also use in in cooking, when "oriental" refers to a 'flavor complex" and spices and ingredients from a part of the world and an era, in a way that is not as accurately characterized by any other word.

In reference to people however, it never was "genetically accurate" as a term anyway, so I would never use it even in private.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 04:31 PM (jBuUi)

506 Barbara Boxer and Chelsea Handler discuss politics. How much do I want to lower my IQ if I actually watch that?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 04:31 PM (qJhUV)

507 So, Lena Dunham hurts in all the places that make her a women.

What, the beauty parlor and the gynecologist's office?
...
The laundry room and the kitchen.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:31 PM (1H9ox)

508 Unfortunately, they won't lose and lose and lose. That is, unless the REAL battle - the schools and the culture - is won by us. Then they will become as significant as the Whigs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:28 PM (mbhDw)


You nail it.

The Fascist Left will never stop.

It is all about the Will to Power, and they are Hitlerian in their obsession.
Something Conservatives can't seem to grasp.
And Libertarians understand it even less.

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2016 04:32 PM (d6TTt)

509 Twitter Allows #AssassinateTrump Hashtag


Switch that to 'Obama,' see how long it lasts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 04:32 PM (Mt8T4)

510 Kensington: "That should be posted somewhere more prestigious."

Are you actually lobbying for getting thrown into the barrel? Because I'd consider that... risky.

Posted by: The Horde's 99% at November 11, 2016 04:33 PM (1CroS)

511 Dude. I hope and pray that that is not you at the link in your nic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Heh.

My only comment is "Heh"!

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 04:33 PM (jBuUi)

512 What do we do about this? This gang war on kids.

Teach your kids to fight back. Sytema or Krav Maga are both good places to start.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 11, 2016 04:34 PM (IKsp1)

513 Mmmmhmmm...


I'd run just fast enough to get roped.

Posted by: no good deed at November 11, 2016 04:34 PM (/O5Ax)

514 And Steve Kerr (coach of the Golden State Warriors) is a fucking pussy as well. He did the whole "...have to explain this to my daughter and wife..." routine yesterday. Fuck him--I'll never route for Golden State again.
....
And Stan Van Gundy of the Pistons. The NBA is just as bad if not worse than the NFL.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:34 PM (1H9ox)

515 So, Lena Dunham hurts in all the places that make her a women.

--

According to the Left, the only part that makes her a woman is her brain.

Not her reproductive system, not her DNA.
So if she wants to stop hurting, she just has to identify as a man and presto chango all ills are healed!

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 04:34 PM (Om16U)

516 ...how do you feel about the term 'oriental?'


*******

Oops, Did I Say That- a limerick

If you want to see lefties go mental
Call them "chinamen" and not "oriental"
If you do it on purpose
The hate'll rise to the surface
'Cause they'll know that it weren't occidental.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2016 04:34 PM (wPiJc)

517 514 Dude. I hope and pray that that is not you at the link in your nic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Heh.

My only comment is "Heh"!
Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 04:33 PM (jBuUi)

Dear Lord, I clicked on it. That is wrong. So very, very wrong. Bleach is not enough.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 11, 2016 04:35 PM (VnCI9)

518 According to the PSAs they show during the Super Bowl:
--- Girls rock at science
--- Ban Bossy - neing strong is a virtue for girls
--- Throwing/running like a girl is a yuuuge insult, and they can throw/run just fine


Please tell me in the age of Grrrrl Power/Anything Boys Can Do Girls Can Do Better - why they can't handle a female candidate losing?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2016 04:35 PM (NOIQH)

519 509 Barbara Boxer and Chelsea Handler discuss politics. How much do I want to lower my IQ if I actually watch that?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 04:31 PM (qJhUV)


Whoopie Goldberg and Joy Behar discuss string theory, Cartesian dualism and how to irrigate the Sahara and make vast new areas cultivatable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

520 Wait, did someone here just assert that Lena Dunham had ever been inside a beauty parlor???

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2016 04:36 PM (ewSN2)

521 it weren't occidental.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2016 04:34 PM (wPiJc)

Muldoon, are you like a great nephew od Ogden Nash?

Posted by: tubal at November 11, 2016 04:36 PM (d6TTt)

522
So, Lena Dunham hurts in all the places that make her a women.


Must she...share that?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 04:36 PM (qJhUV)

523 ...how do you feel about the term 'oriental?'


I used it once...occidentally.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 04:37 PM (Mt8T4)

524 https://tinyurl.com/gopbxjs

Krispy Kreme Dumped as Head of Transition team for Mike Pence

Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 04:37 PM (y3aQB)

525 So, Lena Dunham hurts in all the places that make her a women.


She's got sand in it.

Posted by: no good deed at November 11, 2016 04:37 PM (/O5Ax)

526 As long as it is acknowledged that the term "Asian" is utterly useless for describing a group of people or cultures or whatever.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 04:37 PM (xeeHA)

527
Mr Goodell may not remember this, but there was a time in the not so distant past that football was lower than boxing, horse racing, baseball, billiards, and basketball in the hierarchy of shit people are interested in. He may want to tread a little lighter.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:31 PM (1H9ox)


And bowling

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 11, 2016 04:38 PM (lKyWE)

528 I wonder if Goodell had to have a similar conversation with his wife and kids about getting falling down drunk (literally) at one of his buddies weddings. Had a acquaintance tell me about the show he put on.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 11, 2016 04:38 PM (O1N2y)

529 I'm not unaware, J.J. I just choose not to let it interfere with things I like. On a daily basis as a Christian, I have to filter out the dross and let the shiny stuff stay. There's a whole Christian lifestyle wrapped around the notion of being in the world and not of it. If I didn't know how to navigate that, my life would be unlivable. I don't live in a Christ-following society. I live in a profane and degraded society, while trying not to be profane and degrading. I can do this. I can enjoy the game even though there are degrading things going on around it. I don't ask that anyone else watch if they don't think it's a good idea to watch. But this screen I have, the one I've lived with for 60 plus years, serves me pretty well and I'm able to make choices that are okay. For me. Not necessarily for anyone else.


And I get your music reference. It makes total sense to me.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:38 PM (bpfzP)

530 And Steve Kerr (coach of the Golden State Warriors) is a fucking pussy as well. He did the whole "...have to explain this to my daughter and wife..." routine yesterday. Fuck him--I'll never route for Golden State again.
....

He is far left winger just like his father was who taught a The American university in Lebanon and was killed for it...but Kerr still tow's to a left wing agenda, the dope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 04:38 PM (dELE3)

531 NOT ONE of you said ?

UNEXPECTEDLY

I am disappointed. The ratings are a mystery only to SJWs with their heads in their buttocks.

Posted by: SmileyNh at November 11, 2016 04:39 PM (rgj9x)

532 I think Goodell is married to former Fox news anchor, Jane Skinner.

And he has to "explain" Trump's election to her?
Jeeesuz Christ....

Posted by: tu3031 at November 11, 2016 03:43 PM (qJhUV)

So he's being subjected to operant conditioning? Look it up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 04:39 PM (bY0uH)

533 527 https://tinyurl.com/gopbxjs

Krispy Kreme Dumped as Head of Transition team for Mike Pence
Posted by: Evilpens at November 11, 2016 04:37 PM (y3aQB)


I was a diehard Cruz supporter and was wary but heartened when he chose Pence as veep. I was more and more on board after he dumped Manafort and especially after his Gettysburg speech.

This move is outstanding. Krispy was packing the team or trying to with Bush and Romney stooges.

Go Trump. Go PRESIDENT ELECT Trump!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

534 "Krispy Kreme Dumped as Head of Transition team for Mike Pence

Posted by: Evilpens"


Good sign.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2016 04:39 PM (OD2ni)

535 OT,

Is alt-right code for Nazi now? I notice Allah uses it a lot and it feels like code the way that Nazi's have codes for everybody they don't like.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 04:40 PM (xeeHA)

536 532
And I get your music reference. It makes total sense to me.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:38 PM (bpfzP)

Love and respect you all the way. Do what you have to do. In any case we are surrounded everywhere and if we had to give up everything we like we'd be miserable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:40 PM (mbhDw)

537 These anti-Trump rioters are New Age spiritualists and they need a name for their noble protests. I suggest Nights of Crystal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 11, 2016 04:41 PM (Nwg0u)

538 Nood pundit

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 04:41 PM (Om16U)

539 Is alt-right code for Nazi now? I notice Allah uses it a lot and it feels like code the way that Nazi's have codes for everybody they don't like.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 11, 2016 04:40 PM (xeeHA)

It's bullshit...if we should learn one lesson it is DO NOT LET YOUR ENEMY DEFINE YOU.

It's a term of derision used by our enemies.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 04:41 PM (dELE3)

540 "just like his father was who taught a The American university in Lebanon and was killed for it..."


Killed by radical Muzzies.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 11, 2016 04:42 PM (OD2ni)

541 528 So, Lena Dunham hurts in all the places that make her a women.


She's got sand in it.
Posted by: no good deed at November 11, 2016 04:37 PM (/O5Ax)


LOL. Actually, the response would be "Use Preparation H."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:42 PM (mbhDw)

542 485 My G-D the left is really thinking of naming Ellison the DNC Chair...what a joke
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 11, 2016 04:19 PM (dELE3)
I know right? It's like they WANT to lose, and they're doing these things on purpose.NOBODY could be that out of touch with the american public, could they?Oh....wait...
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 11, 2016 04:24 PM (1zARK)



One thing to be aware of: some elements of the left WANT to lose. Not your garden variety liberal with duck feathers for brains, who are most of the leftists, but rather the hardcore leadership cadre.

It sounds paradoxical, but here is their reasoning: if all the protests and movements and such produce results, people have the sense that the system works. But if, on the other hand, protests, demonstrations, movements, petitions, etc. Failed to make any headway, those engaging and will become aggrieved, and will be ripe for communist agitation.

This is why, for example, the Reds choose such unpalatable criminals as heroes. They know that a Wesley Cook is a useless thug, that he's guilty as sin, and that there is no way he'll be released. But using him as an icon, they can gin up support for him to support their argument that the justice system is hopelessly biased against blacks.

This is why we have communist martyrs (Joe Hill) and other iconic figures ("Mother" Jones), as long as they're no-hopers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 04:42 PM (SRKgf)

543 While we're on the NFL, I've noticed that the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders have now over-taken the Raider's cheerleaders as the 2nd hottest squad in the NFL. The Cowboys cheerleaders remain firmly entrenched as hottest. The Raiders squad must have changed their selection criteria--the drop in quality is noticeable.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2016 04:42 PM (ewSN2)

544 how do you feel about the term 'oriental?'
I used it once...occidentally.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 04:37 PM (Mt8T4)

I prefer "Chinks" myself. Then there is "Gooks", "Nips" and "Dinks" depending upon where you are geographically.

"Asian" is so insulting, like calling someone a "North American".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2016 04:42 PM (ej1L0)

545 529 As long as it is acknowledged that the term "Asian" is utterly useless for describing a group of people or cultures or whatever.
Posted by: Moron Pundit


The problem is that the continent of "Asia" does not precisely nor comprehensively overlap with the meta-ethic grouping (i.e. "race") known as "Asians."

In reality, for example, 95% of the people of India are genetically "Caucasian", while 95% of "Native Americans" are actually "Asian".

It is this disastrous mistaken conflation of geographic Asia with ethnic Asianness which allows for stupid shit like the British referring to all Indians, Pakistanis, and Middle-Easterners as "Asians," when they're not ethnically Asian at all.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 04:42 PM (jBuUi)

546 #17 Zombie

We can't become complacent again or they will win.

Posted by: Ann at November 11, 2016 04:43 PM (cQO95)

547 if we had to give up everything we like we'd be miserable.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:40 PM (mbhDw)
=========================================

We'd be like MUMR.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 11, 2016 04:43 PM (bpfzP)

548 Notice how all these SJW types keep claiming they have to "explain things" to their wives & daughters?

Posted by: Sam in VA at November 11, 2016 04:44 PM (bNi5D)

549 I'm a proud Michigangsta but one must acknowledge the skill of these Buckeye band geeks:

http://pleated-jeans.com/2016/11/08/ohio-state-marching-bands-tribute-to-super-heroes/

or:

http://tinyurl.com/h3yqamc

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 04:44 PM (EnKk6)

550
Unfortunately, they won't lose and lose and
lose. That is, unless the REAL battle - the schools and the culture - is
won by us. Then they will become as significant as the Whigs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2016 04:28 PM (mbhDw)


Come to think of it, they have become a regional party . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2016 04:45 PM (OkenW)

551 That's so cruel. The Hispanic kids will be sent to a
place full of Mexicans. Cruel and unusual punishment, coming and going.
No one should have to endure being surrounded by Mexicans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 04:29 PM (SRKgf)


And that will be cruel, especially since the Guatemalans and the Salvadorans will be beaten viciously by the Federales and thrown over Mexico's Southern border in support of their draconian immigration rules.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2016 04:47 PM (OkenW)

552 Notice how all these SJW types keep claiming they have to "explain things" to their wives & daughters?
....
Notice how all these IAMWOMANHEARMEROAR wives and daughters keep getting their vulvas in a bind because of mean words?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 11, 2016 04:48 PM (1H9ox)

553 Re: Ellison for DNC leadership...

http://tinyurl.com/am3wxph

^ Pelosi holds secret fund-raiser with Islamist & Hamas-linked groups.

Few people understand just how deep this rabbit hole goes...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 11, 2016 04:51 PM (ry4ab)

554 Greetings:

As regards the NFL (and the NBA) all those end of the game timeouts pretty much suck especially when compared to the NHL action.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 11, 2016 04:51 PM (evgyj)

555
Notice how all these SJW types keep claiming they have to "explain things" to their wives daughters?
Posted by: Sam in VA at November 11, 2016 04:44 PM (bNi5D)


Mansplaining.

Hey, where'd everyone go?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2016 04:53 PM (OkenW)

556 6. Get rid of the pink stuff in October. I'm sorry, but when I'm relaxing and turning to sports for entertainment, I do not want symbols for CANCER on the field everywhere I look.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 11, 2016 04:11 PM (Nox3c)

Anyone who uses the phrase, "raise awareness" unironically needs to be dropped, fully conscious, into a wood chipper. Everybody, and I mean everybody, knows breast cancer exists, and that it sucks. Awareness is already 100%, and higher than that, it cannot go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 04:58 PM (bY0uH)

557 Buy a TV with an "off" button.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 04:12 PM (SRKgf)

The "off" button for my TV has "303 Brit" stamped on the brass base.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 05:00 PM (bY0uH)

558 OT-The Infowars, guy-Paul Watson has a righteous rant about the anti Trump protests which we al knew are funded by Soros:

http://tinyurl.com/j46kld8

Hillary or Obama spoken against violent protests yet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 05:08 PM (tOcW/)

559 May I suggest that it isn't the commercials that are killing the football vibe but the sanctimonious commenters before, during, and after the game?

Want a ratings spike? Gather the cheerleaders from each team at halftime and have them take turns shooting Cris Collinsworth in the nuts with a paintball gun.

Posted by: red speck at November 11, 2016 05:13 PM (RcEOo)

560 "Has Frank Putz showed His face since the election?"

Frank Putz? What a weird name.

Posted by: Josh Earnest at November 11, 2016 05:30 PM (fYFz4)

561 Dang. The NFL would rather give up mounds of cash than their SJW leftism? They're rather committed to their fascism, eh?

Posted by: gm at November 11, 2016 05:32 PM (4ueYo)

562 Just imagine how much worse breast cancer would be if it weren't for all those NFL players wearing pink.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 11, 2016 05:35 PM (fYFz4)

563 61 Just dob't order them from Grubhub.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 11, 2016 05:36 PM (VXbIB)

564 No way IN hell NFL is reducing commercial time as a courtesy. Ad buys have GOT to be down. Keep the skeer on them.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 11, 2016 05:38 PM (VXbIB)

565 My heart still feels like an alligator

Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2016 05:46 PM (ROIz5)

566 You are aware that Social Justice Warrior Colin Kaepernick skipped voting, don't you?

He couldn't be bothered with such a menial task.

After all, he is a celebrity!


Posted by: Columbo's Cousin at November 11, 2016 06:01 PM (UsCnO)

567 15
I watched some of the Thursday Night Footballs OMG yesterday
The game was beyond boring.
They somehow screwed up a game I liked.

Maybe it's time for lesbian soccer.

Ok, I'm ready. When does the season start? Is it on Bravo, Lifetime, or the WE network?

Posted by: Columbo's Cousin at November 11, 2016 06:04 PM (UsCnO)

568 Lady Gaga for the superbowl? Anyone? Over-under on when she bails or gets booted for political bs she is perpetuating right now.

Posted by: Brian at November 11, 2016 06:13 PM (cGic1)

569 Clueless NFL.
Viewership is down for many reasons and political correctness is one of them. When the NFL refused to let the Cowboys wear solidarity patches with the Dallas Police Department they sent the message that pro Black PC race bating was acceptable and supporting police was "too provocative".
Of course bad Thursday Night and Monday Night Games don't help, nor does the endless stream of commercials. The NFL and Players Association are in bed with 0bama, the media and left run political elite, so people tune out.

Posted by: standfast24 at November 11, 2016 06:33 PM (PNFIr)

570 Boycott the NFL. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Lawrence Larson at November 11, 2016 06:47 PM (d/r2I)

571 Yeah, I grew up avidly watching the Green Bay Packers in the Lombardi era but I haven't watched a football game since I was a kid. My primary reason is the pace of the games. They play for 60 minutes, but it takes over 3 hours to get through it? That's a snooze fest. Of course the fact that the NFL has now gotten all social justicey only makes it worse, but the fact that over 2/3 of the time the game occupies is spent not playing the game is the main problem for me.

Posted by: Mikesixes at November 11, 2016 06:47 PM (d3YGF)

572 Did Goodell just really say that his wife needed him to mansplain the election to her?

Posted by: DHM at November 11, 2016 08:06 PM (BgUrI)

573 Why is the headline not "Goodell mansplains the world to "his" women"

Outrageous. Feminists should stop watching the NFL.
Heh.

Posted by: Joe Mack at November 11, 2016 09:06 PM (cJDvr)

574 I agree with ace here mostly because I haven't liked "allahpundit"s take on conservatives for a long time. Under the guise of being a "eeyore" or a pessimist I've read him taking cheap shots at conservatives and Trump followers and I think he is only very shallowly invested in conservatism at all: he shows no sign of being a cultural conservative, I believe he's an atheist and his "concerned" criticism seems to mirror leftist criticisms too often for comfort. I don't enjoy his columns and have pretty much stopped reading them long ago, I can get that stuff at powerline.

I've abandoned quite a few conservative blogs over their condescending, self-righteous, defeatist take on Trump. Well, now they've all been proven idiots because I don't see where there could have been any better outcome than the one Trump has led us to, the Senate still in GOP hands, the House, soon the SCOTUS and we won some statehouses and governorships as well to go along with POTUS!

So get on board of fuck off, basically. Yeah, it IS payback time. If not now, when? Payback with a vengeance, crush them in the dirt, payback for the IRS, the DOJ, obama, the press and every other motherfucker to abused us these 8 years. Damn right.

Posted by: docweasel at November 11, 2016 09:28 PM (uMTct)

575 I could fix NFL ratings in five minutes.
So could you.
Think about it, see what ideas you can come up with.
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Invite Trump to sing the national anthem.

Posted by: MikeN at November 11, 2016 10:50 PM (VdoJJ)

576 I don't really miss the NFL, but I do miss the game of football. It used to be a contest between entire teams and systems of play, not one protected quarterback versus another featuring head referees more famous than most of the players.

Colin Kaepernick hasn't made me boycott the NFL any more than I already was.

Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 11:46 PM (/wWB4)

577 the only thing I root for in the NFL is CTE for all of them

Posted by: Mike at November 12, 2016 07:37 AM (2/lbt)

578 Rating are down for the same reason they have soared over the past 5-10 years: the betting pool.

Large, populous states have banned FanDuel et al from operating in their jurisdictions.

Posted by: TPB at November 12, 2016 09:46 AM (yFiO+)

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