Election ERECTION THREAD: TRUMP WINS WISCONSIN
AND IOWA!

Just came

over the airwaves on FoxNews.

Posted by: Ace at 12:27 AM




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1 Awesome, ACE.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:27 AM (EayXl)

2 first@@!!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (Dc/ui)

3 It's Blue!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (EayXl)

4 I'll take second.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (Dc/ui)

5 Fox call Wi for trump

Posted by: DCPensFan at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (SmPBN)

6 FINISH HER!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (EayXl)

7 THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (G8TO0)

8 Blue?

Posted by: SarahW at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (Sp1NT)

9 Say CHEEESSSEEEE

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (fFfWq)

10 This looks odd. But feels great!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (Dc/ui)

11 Make America Fucking Great Again! Woooo!

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (a9Ky4)

12 This is odd!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (XFS85)

13 And IA

Posted by: DCPensFan at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (SmPBN)

14 FBN: Trump takes Iowa!!!!!

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 12:28 AM (O6aZ4)

15 Is this Real? Should we go buy our pudding cups now?

Posted by: Marty at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (bSUb2)

16 So, do I post a huge pic of Nelson Munz on FB or not? Im thinking YAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (Dc/ui)

17 Its happening isn't it?

I'm scared ace. Hold me.

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (CZObp)

18 Fox calls WI for Trump

Maybe those SWAT raids for the crime of breathing while Republican wasn't too popular

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (Ya7zs)

19 Shep crestfallen.

Posted by: Caliban at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (3GFMN)

20 Phuck you all ... pass my vodka

Posted by: Hilldog Mcscankles at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (vR5iI)

21 BOOOM!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (rP2JJ)

22 The future is blue?

Posted by: SarahW at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (Sp1NT)

23 CLINTON HQ IS A DEAD FUNERAL

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (G8TO0)

24 drunk erect...

Posted by: Alamo at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (E/XIS)

25 I'm going to get the pudding out of the fridge and let it come up to temperature.

...up to temperature.

Posted by: Johnny Two-Times at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (EayXl)

26 That's it right?

Clinton is out?

CLINTON IS OUT?!?

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (3Liv/)

27 I'm still keeping my powder and my balls dry, but watching the misery on MSNBC is a joy. I want to see the proverbial light go out of their eyes when they have to admit it to themselves.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (a3sfz)

28 The tear-tsunami on twitter is just incredible.

Posted by: Kristophr at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (jLXo8)

29 My spidey sense was correct. Ace getting happy.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (t4HFi)

30 Lucy just showed up in my living room holding a football. She's grinning like the evil bitch she is. Just sayin'...

Posted by: JDW at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (Y0yhh)

31 I'm not dead yet

Posted by: America at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (vR5iI)

32 I already ate my popcorn and I'm still not suckin' dick.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (XFS85)

33 Well, someone will be feeling blue...probably Bill when Hillary chokes the life out of him.

Posted by: no good deed at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (/O5Ax)

34 BOOOOOOOOOOM!

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (K0tm3)

35 Should the text be RED!?



Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (Enq6K)

36 Iowa! BOOOOOOM!

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (K0tm3)

37 Read the Blue!!

I love all of you!!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (d76uN)

38 Keep a stiff upper lip!

Posted by: Winston Churchill at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (3GFMN)

39 I just walked into Ace of Spades 2004.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (gIJAl)

40 Trump showed how to do it.

You fight back, hit harder and never back down to cowards and bullies.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (ej1L0)

41 Love the blue font.

Matches my balls.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (v4Dtx)

42 It's over. I've never been this happy about a candidate I dislike winning. D.GOOCH

Posted by: GOOCH at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (0mNiK)

43 Holy shit

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (K2T58)

44 It.Moved.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (0F67M)

45 Trump wins Iowa

Posted by: Foxnews at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (vR5iI)

46 I am going to need a paint bucket full of pudding for my schadenboner

Posted by: John Holmes at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (O+RfY)

47 We took their color?

Posted by: SarahW at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (Sp1NT)

48 Don't get hit in the face when Clinton throws in the towel.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (LBO1U)

49 HOLY SMOKES

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (TqXWc)

50 After my heavy drinking comes heavy masturbation. Now more than ever. For all of us.





Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (23lwL)

51 I'm still feeling blue

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (7qAYi)

52 I honestly don't know why I'm not 50 points ahead!
ARE MY FIREWORKS READY, HUMA? *hick*

Posted by: Hillary! at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (Wdipr)

53 BLUUUUEEEEE!!!

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (Eabwd)

54 Are you kidding me??? Have we done it?? Praise the Lord of Hosts!

Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (GXNWP)

55
Trump ahead 47.9 to 47.0 in MI

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (mbhDw)

56 By all that's holy! I will drink the tears of the vanquished, and turn 26 again!!!!

When was the last time having faith paid off? *weeping uncontrollably*

Posted by: voiceover at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (bDXN7)

57 "It's over. I've never been this happy about a candidate I dislike winning. D.G"

Ha. Exactly how I feel.

Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (949tU)

58 AaaaaaaaaaaaaOOOOOOOOOOOOgahhhhh!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (ZLQuU)

59
40 I just walked into Ace of Spades 2004.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (gIJAl)

I think Ace feels young again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (92kX2)

60 Did Clinton concede yet?

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (K0tm3)

61 Pouring the Makers Mark.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (TqXWc)

62 We stole their color....LOL

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (Eabwd)

63 My erections are the most amazing erections you've ever seen.

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (3GFMN)

64 NYT Finally calls Florida for Trump.

butt munches.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (d76uN)

65 Mr. O'Spades to the Barrel. Calling Mr. O'Spades to the Barrel.

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (nvMvs)

66 Would someone fucking call Georgia?! WTH!?

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (Enq6K)

67 Can we start sucking each other's dicks yet?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (DW+jj)

68 HEY, KEEP THE FUCKING THING BLUE.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (v4Dtx)

69 Deplorable party, tomorrow AM. Beer, American flags, and constitutions for all. Did I mention beer?

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (a9Ky4)

70 The comments are blue!

The country might be red!

AND I'M OVER THE MOON!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (ciTDw)

71 First official national day of liberal butthurt tomorrow

Posted by: Juggs at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (q7wXy)

72 Ok, willowed from the last thread.
Can someone put me some knowledge on what other states he needs to win?
Help a girl out?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:31 AM (Q5Ymk)

73 I wonder what Paul Ryan is thinking right now.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (G8TO0)

74 I want to give Trump his due, but is there a bigger loser than Hillary Clinton? Has any person lost as many sure thing elections than her?

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (t4HFi)

75 SHE CAN STILL WIN! hah, hah, I crack myself up!

Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (LbXNI)

76 It's been 12 long years since we have been in this position!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (dELE3)

77 DEVIL WITH A BLUE DRESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTBgMzWi6Lg

Posted by: MITCH RYDER at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (EayXl)

78 Cheeseheads won't vote for an FIB.

Posted by: Chris M at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (6RZos)

79 Supreme Court!

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (Qvgg/)

80 CNBC now pinning its hopes on "recounts."

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (nl1IL)

81 Juan Williams: I don't know. Something has happened.
DEEP THOUGHTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (y3aQB)

82 Gah! Getting nervous about PA and MI...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (NOIQH)

83 We dodged a bullet. Bring out the burning skulls.

Posted by: ting hung lo at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (xZc4z)

84 <pours another drink>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (tHwdc)

85 My fellow Moron Badgers! We did it!

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (XoldI)

86
Lone Wolf Blitzer calls Florida for Harold Stassen!

No, Trump. Finally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (mbhDw)

87 Holy Crap.

This was not the way I thought this night would go.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (JR+B9)

88 Now it is time to roll up our sleeves and get to work.

1. Build the Wall-

2. Drain the Swamp.

3. Lock her up.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (7rBhW)

89 Man. I don't want to be Hillary's strap on tonight. Humans getting it rough.

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (CZObp)

90 TACO BOWLS ALL AROUND ON ME!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (ZLQuU)

91 LULZ!!! NYT HAS MN GOING TO TRUMP!!

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (K0tm3)

92 NYT - "SAURON ASS KICKED!!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (LeUrG)

93 I RAN OUT OF PAPER BAGS DURING THE WORLD SERIES!


*wheezes on floor*

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (dEQP3)

94 Anyone up for celebratory gunfire? The hell with city limits.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (TqXWc)

95 Dana Perino looks like she's about ready to start crying

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (bMG0w)

96 I'm still not happy about PA.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (Dc/ui)

97 CNN just called Florida for Trump.

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (nvMvs)

98 Come on, Pennsylvania!

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (sdi6R)

99 Shep reassuring us the "race is not over."

Posted by: Caliban at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (3GFMN)

100 Some black c@nt on CBC is pretty upset. Fantastic.


LOL - The BLACK bitch just said that Trump had 5 kids by 3 different women. DOES SHE REALLY WANT TO GO THERE? I watch Maury...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (23lwL)

101 HOLY CRAP.

Bizarro 2008 & 2012 tonight!

Posted by: socalcon at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (UXScn)

102


I'm wide awake now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (qCMvj)

103 I am in Mexico having drinks and trying to order pudding testicular from room service.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (Rf6p0)

104 I wonder what Paul Ryan is thinking right now.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (G8TO0)


If he can get his job back as a bag boy at the local supermarket.

I want to see him face down in the gutter, where he belongs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (zc3Db)

105 Dana Perino trying to pretend NeverTrumpers are going to be forgiven with a win.

No.

That's not the way this goes.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (3Liv/)

106 So check my math. But as I see it, if Trump wins NH, GA, Wis (now called), IA, Utah, AZ, and AK, he has 272. Correct? And I'm not sure how GA hasn't been called, BTW. The tricky one is NH.

Posted by: Shawn Gillogly at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (MRGfg)

107 Do you want to see me do the shimmy again?

Posted by: Hillary Does Tina (Polygram Records) at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (iWW0H)

108 LOUD NOISES!

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (7qAYi)

109 I'm not going to believe it until I see the NYTimes black edged.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (0F67M)

110 Strangely enough, I just came, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (VV72c)

111 Anyone wanna check what DD had WI at prior too?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (v4Dtx)

112 I'm still only seeing 265!!!

Did they call NH????

Am I wrong thinking we need one more state to at least tie?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (ciTDw)

113


Perino: "There's no reason to blame nevertrumpers..."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (qCMvj)

114 Willowed:

Any Morons working at Jabbits Center?

If they could collect the tears there, they could be millionaires tomorrow!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (+uqOo)

115 I want to talk about my GAINZ! - Ace.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead Merkin at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (EayXl)

116 Where is luntz?????

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (9n0dl)

117 >>>I want to give Trump his due, but is there a bigger
loser than Hillary Clinton? Has any person lost as many sure thing
elections than her?

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (t4HFi)<<<
Uh... **raises hand**
I lost to Scott Brown. And Charlie Baker. In MA.

Posted by: "Marcia" Coakley at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (Se/yD)

118 Liberals on Facebook sputtering in a state of complete shock!!

Posted by: FAD EXPERT at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (t3qE+)

119 So 269 now

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (2RVmA)

120 Sorry Dana
WRONG!!!

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (8m2AC)

121 #17: Nor can I, my friend.

Posted by: Quincy, from Little Einsteins at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (0OG8D)

122 MI + PA = fork. Done.

Increasing intensity of prayer accordingly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (vyqqu)

123 Stockton (sp) calls it for Trump

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (rP2JJ)

124 It's happening....

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 12:33 AM (guIHw)

125 I am fucking terrified.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (q177U)

126 I really wish the NYT gizmo would do better than >95% Trump will win. Maybe they will change it at midnight?

Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (LbXNI)

127 AND Trump is narrowly ahead in PA with almost 90% in.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (V71z9)

128 Ace has been edging for months. I expect the ceiling of his apartment looks like the spiderweb forest right about now.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (kumBu)

129 Fuck I need more liquor. I need more LIQUOR!!!!!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (Dc/ui)

130 I NEVER saw Wisconsin coming. Trump even lost that one in the primary!

I'm officially a Packers fan.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (G8TO0)

131


Juan saying people will feel it's not real tomorrow.
You know what Juan? We didn't believe Romney lost.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (qCMvj)

132 The watch is on for the first network to call the election for Trump.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (vYaiw)

133 I thought Hillary was unlikable...but DAMN.

Facial, LaFleur. Total facial.

Posted by: Dave R at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (tCXum)

134 The Presidency


brought to you by Cheese

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (dFi94)

135 My husband just told me CNN is still refusing to call Georgia. How embarrassing.

Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (949tU)

136 Georgia for Trump.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (stTTh)

137 206 + 47 + 2 + 10 + 6 = Trump wins.


David Stockman's calculation on FBN

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (Enq6K)

138 No, it's FAPPENING

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (VV72c)

139 I sit here today, saying I was totally wrong.

I said that Pence was an idiot pick for VP, that it wouldn't gain him anything.

I think Pence won him Ohio. I think Pence won him Iowa. I think Pence won him Wisconsin. And Pence may just win him Michigan.

I was totally wrong. And Trump was right.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (L67Wq)

140

I am fucking terrified.
Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (q177U)


ye[

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (qCMvj)

141 Ketchup is served

@gabrielmalor 22m
We can all agree that Trump is vastly outperforming his expectations, right? Even when Clinton wins, she's gonna be a broken bird.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (v4Dtx)

142 The Beast is about to be officially schlonged!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (LOCmW)

143 Moar Hillary Headquarters pictures!

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (nl1IL)

144 Trump up by 15000 votes in PA with 88% in.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (PJMpr)

145 Go 'Clones!

havildar - major class '83

Posted by: havildar-major at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (5PN7q)

146 MeAgain is major butt hurt.......asking Juan what is going to happen to the donks tomorrow morning.

Is a Jim Jones event too much to ask?

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (O+RfY)

147
Shit.

It's gonna suck at work tomorrow with the hangover I'm working on.

But it's worth it.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (LuZz8)

148 Don't forget that one electoral vote on Maine. Hillary doesn't have4 from Maine

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (JR+B9)

149 Who will be the one who will have to wake Hillary to tell her?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (hA1V+)

150 Ben Shapiro just made a Mea Culpa.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (VdICR)

151 "Obama can't pardon her for something she's not been convicted of...yet.

Well Ford pardoned Nixon of basically everything, retroactively, and since its never been challenged in court, then the president can do it.

But would he? Or will she be the scapegoat thrown to the wolves?"

------------------------------------------------------

He can pardon federal crimes, but not state level crimes. All that needs to be done is to find a Red state that the Clinton Foundation did business in and Bob's yer uncle.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (w+Jhj)

152 *gulp*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (u33zl)

153 Holy.
Fucking.
Shit.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (OwNJe)

154 Leftists tears! So delicious!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (LOCmW)

155 Not sure who this gal is on Fox. but she sure does a lot of talking. Wants to make sure we realize that Trump's position on free trade sucks. In other words--you voters are stupid!!!!

Posted by: Caliban at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (3GFMN)

156 Will we finally drive a stake through the heart of the Clintons? FREEDOM!

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (pOgVG)

157 I can't believe this is happening. Trump could really take this thing.

But, downsides: violence by the left will increase. A lot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (u8kLQ)

158 Dana Perino trying to pretend NeverTrumpers are going to be forgiven with a win.

No.

That's not the way this goes.
Posted by: Methos at Novembe

Not Trump, he's gonna bring the pain

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (2RVmA)

159 DT is giving me delirium tremens!

Posted by: Hillary 2016+! at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (gwG9s)

160 I'm almost ready for my kicking!!

Posted by: Baby Dicks at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (/kYMn)

161 They just called Georgia for Trump. Finally.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (O6aZ4)

162


Georgia, Trump!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (qCMvj)

163 Ace


Does this mean that the important "Office of the President Elect" logo will return?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (1JnAL)

164 I'M BLUE DAH BA D

Dammit! Ah well, too happy to care. Bathe in victory Horde! You who believed earned this!

Posted by: trev006 at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (G1DOK)

165 Finally...they called Georgia for Trump.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (Enq6K)

166 Georgia!!!!!!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (rP2JJ)

167 Dana Perino has a dildo stuck in her throat

Posted by: Cooldrawg at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (Kl+Pw)

168 I NEVER saw Wisconsin coming. Trump even lost that one in the primary!
===============================


Yeah, Cruz won big here. I never even gave it a thought that Trump would take Wisconsin. Ever.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (dFi94)

169 He is up in NH and one vote in ME. That's 270.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (Dc/ui)

170 We are going to get tired of winning.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (stTTh)

171 Bring lots of pudding, boys!

Posted by: Gryph at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (+r5FA)

172 Behold, the power of cheese.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (vyqqu)

173 NYT needle is at 95% and throbbing.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (r5O/2)

174 I won't believe in a Trump win until about Friday. To much shady shit can still happen. BUT, this is definitely a Brexit-like event for this nation. A big ole middle finger at the ruling class and globalists.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (syGA0)

175 Can I do the Snoopy dance now?

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (88xKn)

176 >>Dana Perino trying to pretend NeverTrumpers are going to be forgiven with a win.



Apparently someone didn't get the message that a Trump vote = FU, so a Trump win = FOAD

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (NOIQH)

177 Hey, everybody, set your DVR'S!!!


I could only DVR two channels - NBC and CNN - but I think I'm going to play those every night forever until I go to sleep.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (23lwL)

178 Victory speech: " Hey Hillary, make me a sammich!"

Fin.

Posted by: President Trump at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (PsEcA)

179 Trump wins Georgie

Posted by: Foxnews at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (vR5iI)

180 Where is luntz????? wearing his DUNCECAP

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (y3aQB)

181 Just Called Georgia

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (zu88C)

182 FOX calls Georgia for DJT.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (Vevy5)

183 No #NeverTrumpers have shown their colors as elitist, effete pussies. Can you give us money while we spend it on helping the liberals win? Hell No - #NeverAgain

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (a9Ky4)

184 BAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA AAAHAAAAHAAA HAAAAAAA

Fuck you you corrupt liberals

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (7vTEZ)

185 FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (rP2JJ)

186 GA CALLED!!!!

Posted by: Njconservative at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (NvEiB)

187 Fox calls WI for Trump

Maybe those SWAT raids for the crime of breathing while Republican wasn't too popular
Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2016 12:29 AM (Ya7zs)



I sure as hell hope so.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (dEQP3)

188 Obama campaigned for Hill.
Bill encouraged Trump to run.
LULZ

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (xhKov)

189 GEORGIA!

It's done

The rest, is details.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (v5iqM)

190 Unzip your selves if you want, but it's not time to start sucking yet

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (7qAYi)

191 The polls were sure balls on accurate weren't they?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (G8TO0)

192 Trump - 254 v 209

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (X8p7j)

193 It wait. What does the Monmouth Poll say? GET ME THE MONMOUTH POLL!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (ZLQuU)

194 Georgia belongs to Trump! You can kill the Beast!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (7N6ox)

195 >>@gabrielmalor 22m
We can all agree that Trump is vastly outperforming his expectations, right? Even when Clinton wins, she's gonna be a broken bird.


You can't keep that guy from sucking dicks.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (EayXl)

196 So you all can finally thank all of us original Trump supporters.

He was the only one that could win.

He is going to be in the top 5 presidents ever.

Book it!

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (PHV0m)

197
We are going to get tired of winning.

Posted by: blaster


Between you and me, I could get used to this...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (vyqqu)

198 Where did I put that bic lighter, and my flipflops?

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (zLDYs)

199 Antici....pation!

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (kATU+)

200 Cheese, beer, and brats. Wow I'm shocked it went red. I'm so happy it did though

Posted by: Brat4life at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (/rGEE)

201 Pudding futures up sharply!

Posted by: Memories at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (mwcEF)

202 even better than the clinton HQ schadenboner: my facebook feed of all the blue loons parroting occupydemocrats garbage for the last 8 years

if your schadenboner persists for more than 4 hours, call a doctor

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (Z53PH)

203 Georgia for Trump

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (oDUj/)

204 PUT. THE. BLUE. BACK.

It's ours now.

Posted by: SarahW at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (Sp1NT)

205 What states need to be called here what's left. These fox tards should shut up and talk numbers.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (jxw6R)

206 @gabrielmalor 22m
We can all agree that Trump is vastly outperforming his expectations, right?


He's outperforming YOUR back-stabbing, anti-American hopes, douchebag.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (zc3Db)

207 Rachel Madcow whining about how this is unfair to Muslims.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (Vevy5)

208 Damnit! No pudding in the house!

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (XoldI)

209 Who is this cockbite on Fox Business News.


Shut the fuck up , neckbeard.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (zu88C)

210 Hillary


you're fired

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (guIHw)

211 in before 300

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (Y/E2d)

212 190: NO! It's time to start sucking my friends!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (7vTEZ)

213 Trump at 265 per my count.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (TJCSB)

214 I think Ace is feeling a bit better than he was this morning. Thanks for the blog Ace...

Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (9dH/8)

215 Bill Clinton has a riding session at Weiner's stable in the morning.

Posted by: RustyG at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (1Mft0)

216

You know what the bad thing about executive orders are?

The next asshole can just executive order your orders out of existence..... Mr President Obama.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (JmjOe)

217 FBN added GA for 269.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (97XyN)

218 WooHoo. Fantastic night.

Was a little upset by comments early in the day and the general feeling of doom.

Stiff upper lip, and all of that Chaps. TeXit delayed at least for a bit.

Posted by: Mephitis rootsForTexit at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (DHsoc)

219 ACE SCHEDULE A MASSAGE FOR TOMORROW!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (xhKov)

220

Flush Obamacare
Appoint SCOTUS
Stop Immigration

Pronto, before assassination by commie muslim loon.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (Mt8T4)

221 David Stockton can just go ahead and shut his fucking pie hole right now.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (Dc/ui)

222

@gabrielmalor 22m
We can all agree that Trump is vastly outperforming his expectations, right? Even when Clinton wins, she's gonna be a broken bird.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:34 AM (v4Dtx)


Wow, he's still rooting hard for Shrillary.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (qCMvj)

223 nice use of spacing, ace.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (Y5Lq7)

224 Come on MI....make me proud

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (SxBH1)

225 SOme jackoff on FBN about to commit suicide over President Trump. The United States will be ungovernable. The govt. will shut down. We'll default on the debt.

My messages to the markets, the banksters on Wall Street in particular: Jump, you fuckers!

Never before have I been so happy to see the market shitting the bed. Just go ahead and jump! I don't care how much I lose. Dear old Dad said the same thing. Small price to pay.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (DW+jj)

226 OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG......

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (JSovD)

227 where's the skulls!!!!!

if your schadenboner persists for more than 4 hours, call a doctor

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (Z53PH)

228 Obama thinks, OMG, I need to call Reggie.

Hillary is headed to jail. Will she turn state's evidence on Obama?

Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (LbXNI)

229 Grammie, apropos your comment in the previous thread: Channel your inner Conan: Glory in the tears of the libtards!

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (TkOBg)

230 FBN called Georgia Trump

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (xInes)

231 Winston Wolfe to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Afroman at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (oe//q)

232 Does this mean that the important "Office of the President Elect" logo will return?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 09, 2016 12:35 AM (1JnAL)


I want it yuge. Gold leafed. With an ACTUAL MOTHERFUCKING BALD EAGLE perched on it. Classy as fuck.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (dEQP3)

233 Shall we dance?

Posted by: The World's Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (BO/km)

234 Georgia. Finally.

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (K0tm3)

235 When will Georgia get called?!??!

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (pndC3)

236 If this happens, we need a podcast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (92kX2)

237 Ok. I still loathe Trump. But I have loathed Hillary with the heat of a zillion suns since I first heard her name.

Is it okay if I slather by nuts in pudding in celebration of the bitch losing?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (71OEY)

238 Obama's legacy - President Trump. Thanks, Barry!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (ppaKI)

239 Soft and yielding. And sitting next to the keyboard.

Posted by: My Puddin' and Me at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (S2VsH)

240
Any update on Michigan? I haven't seen an update in a while

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (auHtY)

241
Raymond Arroyo 5 minutes ago

The news feed has been pulled at Clinton headquarters. Hillary has thanked staff for good work.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (kdS6q)

242 GA being called for Trump now

Posted by: bananaDream at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (Ag8Mw)

243 Frankly I'm surprised. I was sure Hillary would win. That she had the machine working so well for her that she couldn't lose. That America was so totally sold into slavery for goodies to the state that she had it locked up.

I'm frankly in shock.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (39g3+)

244 I miss the blue, already.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (EayXl)

245 How many flaming skulls will a Trump win get?

Posted by: Dingbat at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (FMWBY)

246 Rachel Maddow bringing herself to tears over her concern do Muslims.

Posted by: JDW at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (Y0yhh)

247 CNN called Washington for Clinton

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (OwNJe)

248 Thank you Wisconsin, I'm so proud of my state. #MAGA

Posted by: bossybarb at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (7czoZ)

249 Shit. Finally.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (pndC3)

250 I feel bad for how loud I just burst out laughing at the shot of the Clinton HQ on FBN.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (dEQP3)

251 74 "I wonder what Paul Ryan is thinking right now."

His top three speechwriters are on it...
Ho Li Fuk,
Sum Ting Wong, and
Wi Tu Lo

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (LeUrG)

252 FAB HQ in NYC on FOX Business..

It's a funeral parlor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (dELE3)

253 Clinton HQ is a fucking morgue.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (EayXl)

254 I've been lurking here since before McCain and this is like my second post ever. I visit dozens of times a day and have heard every podcast. I know you people. I lived for flaming skulls in the last two cycles.

All I need are some fucking flaming skulls here. I'll be patient as Ace works through this, but please, flaming skulls the fuck out of this thinng when the time arrives. TFG is repudiated.

Posted by: Dave at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (JtyyJ)

255 Msnbc still holding out hope in WI!!!!

Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (e2Rx3)

256 Where ARE the flaming skulls ACE????

It's time! Give us three!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (7vTEZ)

257 Repeal Obamacare


Lock Her Up


Drain the Swamp


Build the Wall

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (zu88C)

258 heh, MSDNC is still hoping for WI. lolol

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (ozZau)

259 FBN showing Clinton HQ and it is like a DAMN FUNERAL!!!! it is amazing!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (Dc/ui)

260 217 FBN added GA for 269.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (97XyN)

What are the odds it's 269-269?

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (7qAYi)

261 So that fugly muther Moore was right: it is coming down to Michigan.

Alright, so I was wrong. Maybe Trump can pull it off.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut-In at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (CjiBa)

262 Lock her up!

Wait, wait till after the trials then lock her up with the rest of them.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (X8p7j)

263 Happy Days Are Here Again!

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (Z56vq)

264 Son of a bitch is gonna take it all.

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (ce4zT)

265 We can now smoke weed legally in Massachusetts.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (qJhUV)

266 How many of the backstabbing NeverTrump former cobloggers are going to show up asking ace if they can start posting again.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (bMG0w)

267 So using the google numbers, Trump needs 38

PA 20
MI 16
WI 10
NV 6
NH 4
IA 6

and he is ahead in all but NV and PA - enough to put him over the top...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (aZq03)

268 victory must be getting close.. i'm getting a hard in!!

Posted by: Willy at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (1fwFw)

269 >>Hillary you're fired


Heh, he needs to say that!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (NOIQH)

270 I think it moved.
G Costanza

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (tRFUP)

271 Clinton HQ = LOL

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (G8TO0)

272 Seriously, ace needs the flaming blago skull with Trumps hair.
I hope he has that ready.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (Q5Ymk)

273 Ahhhhhh.......sorry I couldn't wait.


I just dipped.


It was spectacular.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (O+RfY)

274
now on the BuzzFeed broadcast reporting that people are crying and leaving the Clinton party.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (kdS6q)

275 With an ACTUAL MOTHERFUCKING BALD EAGLE perched on it.

I dunno his last encounter with a bald eagle didn't go well for Donald.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (39g3+)

276 The weeping on Facebook is oh so sweet.

Posted by: Caliban at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (3GFMN)

277 The hell with flaming skulls. BEWBS!!!!!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (rP2JJ)

278 Dear MFM,

You may assume the sepoku position.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (F0ZHr)

279 Frankly I'm surprised. I was sure Hillary would win. That she had the machine working so well for her that she couldn't lose. That America was so totally sold into slavery for goodies to the state that she had it locked up.

I'm frankly in shock.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (39g3+)


it's not over yet

holding breath

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (qCMvj)

280 209
Who is this cockbite on Fox Business News.


Shut the fuck up , neckbeard.


Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:36 AM (zu88C)

David Stockman....Reagan's budget director.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (Enq6K)

281 I'm going to FB now to just take a peek.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (Dc/ui)

282


5 Flaming Skulls on Launch Pad.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (Mt8T4)

283 Hold those erections
Madonna reneges on BJs

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (e8kgV)

284 Clinton's concession speech
special

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (8m2AC)

285 Ryan steps down as Majority Leader within 3 days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (dELE3)

286 I wish I had more energy to abuse myself and drink and smoke.

Bob Shieffer is still saying it can go either way. What, like yo momma?

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (ZsN9X)

287 253
Clinton HQ is a fucking morgue.

Posted by: garrett

====

I'm holding a bucket under the tv.






I don't want to lose a drop.



Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (zu88C)

288 Flaming skuls with combover

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (9n0dl)

289 >>>> I feel bad for how loud I just burst out laughing at the shot of the Clinton HQ on FBN.

I only feel bad that they didn't hear you.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (OwNJe)

290 Haven't checked Facebook in hours, can't wait to see the weeping and gnashing of teeth!

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (1dDS6)

291 W I S C O N S I N ???????????????????????


OMG

Is this really possible?

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (jBuUi)

292 Don't worry about me....I actually love chocolate pudding.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (1Mft0)

293 268 victory must be getting close.. i'm getting a hard in!!
Posted by: Willy at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (1fwFw)

if your schadenboner persists for more than 4 hours, contact a doctor

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (Z53PH)

294 It isn't over yet, but I finally have some hope.
Please don't let it be for nothing.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (hVdx9)

295 Come on Pennsylvania - this one time.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (PJMpr)

296 Michigan will do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (V2Yro)

297 My son told me last week this was going to happen and I was so pessimistic, even though I never ever saw one Hitlery sign or bumper sticker. Wow.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (CFc5L)

298 C'mon MI

Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (dWPkw)

299 WI hasn't gone red since Reagan.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (XoldI)

300 Trump up 30K in Michigan

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (TJCSB)

301 I think at least 17 flaming skulls, this is the miraculous preservation of the republic

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (Y5Lq7)

302 290 Haven't checked Facebook in hours, can't wait to see the weeping and gnashing of teeth!
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (1dDS6)


DO IT!!! i guarantee you won't be dismayed, especially if you sat through the same 8 years of garbage i did

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (Z53PH)

303

I bet the Secret Service are cheering.

They will be treated with respect from Trump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (qCMvj)

304 Rachel Maddow bringing herself to tears over her concern do Muslims.

Posted by: JDW at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (Y0yhh)



They'll be so upset they'll toss her off a building

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (auHtY)

305 My other empirical conclusion:

Holy hell is Wolf Blitzer an idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (F0ZHr)

306 People are already crapping on Trump's presidency so you know he's winning this.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (yANQt)

307 Trump is unofficially at 269.

This is fucking incredible. Never would have believed this.

FINISH HER!!!

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (71OEY)

308 I'm pretty fucking hype right now

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (ef6pV)

309 I know FAB=Hillary but what does it mean?

Posted by: anon2020 at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (yCcA0)

310 Note - counting Alaska (for those still doing math)

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (aZq03)

311 And is damn close in PA

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (SEXy3)

312 According to FBN he only needs 16 EVs, he has 254 EVs right now

Posted by: Njconservative at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (NvEiB)

313 Bwahahahaha
Major pearl clutching in the MSM.

Posted by: socalcon at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (UXScn)

314 CNN down to congressional districts in ME and NE.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (OwNJe)

315 Dana Perino offering Bush advisors to come in and advise Trump on foreign policy

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (hA1V+)

316 Look at who else we'll be getting rid of.

http://tinyurl.com/nllcbpa

Somebody call Judge Smales.

Posted by: TheSev at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (Av8i6)

317 MSNBC won't call Wisconsin for Trump. They've got the sadz.

Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (o/EW5)

318 SOCKS AND PUDDING, I NEED SOCKS AND PUDDING!!!

Posted by: doug at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (Y7fRE)

319
So... Were the pollsters lying to us....... or themselves?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (JmjOe)

320 So now you DON'T want me to drag out the Greek columns?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: The Living Glenn Beck! at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (GdgAM)

321 Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM

DAMMIT MAN!!!! YOU JINXED IT!!

If Trump loses, I'm coming to your house.

Posted by: My Puddin' and Me at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (S2VsH)

322 Sweep the leg! TRUMPOCALYPSE NOW!

Posted by: Locarno at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (HhYvn)

323 I did manage to get a (single) vote for state representative (I didn't cast it)

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (e8kgV)

324 193 It wait. What does the Monmouth Poll say? GET ME THE MONMOUTH POLL!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable

That's the one run by Steiner right?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (iWW0H)

325 290 Haven't checked Facebook in hours, can't wait to see the weeping and gnashing of teeth!
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 09, 2016 12:39 AM (1dDS6)

_______________________________

I checked my FB, pilgrim and I had my first erection in decades!

Posted by: John Wayne at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (ZsN9X)

326 FBN is showing him at 254, so far

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (LojpD)

327 If this happens I'll be out in the yard screaming hallelujah with the rest of the neighborhood. (I love living in the FL panhandle. People here got their heads right)

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (RMlhY)

328 Lou Fucking Dobbs!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (EayXl)

329 >>> I know FAB=Hillary but what does it mean?

Fat Ass Bitch?

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (OwNJe)

330

Juan: "I'm just not sure this is good for America."

good God

he'll probably cry tonight too, but for other reasons

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (qCMvj)

331 You know I didn't really mean it, right?

Posted by: Madonna at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (Xuv2G)

332 Lou Dobbs is giving it to David Stockman. LOL! I love Lou!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (Enq6K)

333 Get this IDIOT off FBN.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (G8TO0)

334 Lou Dobbs: The hell with the elites!

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (dRt1Q)

335 293
268 victory must be getting close.. i'm getting a hard in!!

Posted by: Willy at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (1fwFw)



if your schadenboner persists for more than 4 hours, contact a doctor

And if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.

Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (LbXNI)

336 I know FAB=Hillary but what does it mean?

Fat Assed Bitch

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (IcT7t)

337 I love all the MSNBC fools scratching heads and wondering what Truump's policies will be.

Um, if you had bothered covering his speeches you would know.
He's been very detailed.
The only thing they should be wondering is if he will *follow through* on his stated policies should he win.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (NOIQH)

338 Lou Dobbs: The hell with the elites!

lol

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (guIHw)

339 Best place in Austin to go gloat over liberals?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (TqXWc)

340 so?
Preference Cascade?






??

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (Y/E2d)

341 SOme jackoff on FBN about to commit suicide over President Trump. The
United States will be ungovernable. The govt. will shut down. We'll
default on the debt. ///

And then he named off all the bad economic shit that should have already happened in a sane world. WTF.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (Ha50C)

342
I'm melting.....

Posted by: Obama's Legacy at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (yfObW)

343 Today.

The only poll that matters.

Posted by: dissent555 at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (GdgAM)

344 Lou Dobbs giving some end of the worlder OMG Trump won douche the business

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (u33zl)

345 Where are those trolls when you want to berate them ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (e8kgV)

346 http://orig04.deviantart.net/7445/f/2016/117/5/2/the_donald_by_sharpwriter-da0eh6b.jpg

/Not a rickroll, I swear

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (aZq03)

347 Dobbs!!!!!

Posted by: flyover at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (SVz6E)

348 MSNBC just can't stop beating that Muslim drum.

But Rudy ain't falling for it.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (Vevy5)

349 269 Book it,

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (2RVmA)

350 Just as important to me is that Lindor won a Gold Glove! Not that that's shocking or anything.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (dEQP3)

351 DEPLORABLES RULE!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (dELE3)

352 I'm love the Hillary supporters crying.

Posted by: Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (So9FI)

353 I hope Hillary spent a lot of money on those fireworks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (39g3+)

354 30 minutes from being an official victory declared by Trump.

That's the rumor.

Has Hillary been spotted this evening?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (pndC3)

355 I wonder what Hillary's maid will say when Hillary sends her out to give the concession speech.

Posted by: Andy in FL at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (9mfzD)

356 LOL.

Clinton boob crying on Fox Business.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (zc3Db)

357 also
Kimberly G. is always stunning

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (Y/E2d)

358 David Stockman....Reagan's budget director.


Posted by: Tami

====

So hasn't worked in DC in 35 years.

Clueless.




Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (zu88C)

359 Clinton HQ = all tears LOL

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (G8TO0)

360 Tears.


Tears.


Delicious Democrat Tears.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (EayXl)

361 HAHA. They just showed some brunette chick at Hillary's HQ crying.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (bMG0w)

362 Off drunk aock

Posted by: jsg at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (u33zl)

363 Says it for me here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU4mDyj8DSI

And the most metal guitarist ever in a movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DcqnkzGEFQ

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (ry4ab)

364 STILL not tired of winning, Mr. Trump!

Posted by: Quincy, from Little Einsteins at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (0OG8D)

365 So using the google numbers, Trump needs 38

PA 20
MI 16
WI 10
NV 6
NH 4
IA 6

and he is ahead in all but NV and PA - enough to put him over the top...


Posted by: 18-1
****

Add in AZ with 11

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (hVdx9)

366 There isn't enough fire on this planet for all the flaming skulls this deserves. Quickly, someone plane shift to the Elemental Plane of Fire and bring back more.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (kumBu)

367 Could some of the close states generate automatic recounts? Democrats tend to win those for some mysterious reason.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (sdi6R)

368 Going long on cinder blocks and souther shipping futures

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (71OEY)

369 *coos seductively*

Posted by: Michigan at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (/kYMn)

370 Crying bitches at Clinton HQ. Oh man this is sweet.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (Dc/ui)

371 FATALITY!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (pUDQf)

372 We did it fam / Pepe's / pedes

Posted by: Emaugust at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (Iik29)

373 PA down to -1.4%

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (K0tm3)

374 Hey Hollywood,

Place your head in the blender. Hit puree.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (F0ZHr)

375 Juan Williams has his arms crossed and that bottom lip poking out. Major pout coming on.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (Z56vq)

376 Loving FBN and Dobbs right now!

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (TkOBg)

377 Juan Williams' is off the hook upset! All the dem talking heads are in shock and disbelief! I'm drinking now.

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (qX6Q9)

378

Thank you Jill Stein!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (qCMvj)

379 There's no bars in my town.


Heavy drinking nights with all of you on election nights where there's hope that America can turn things around makes me happy. Thank you.



I haven't even hit the 5.5% 24 bottles of beer yet.



John King sounds sad. He says the race is surprisingly tight. I guess he hasn't seen the NYT site with Trump at 90% to win. Bastard...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (23lwL)

380 Hide the anti-freeze in Hollywood.

Posted by: Croms Dirty Drawers at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (l2t1M)

381 People leaving Hillz HQ early. Dumb girls crying

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (6IPEM)

382 So how is that biotch gonna cheat up enough electorals to turn this around?

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (cm1Bl)

383 Keeping the mead near. For celebration.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (vyqqu)

384 Long faces at CNBC. They haven't called WI yet there, but they know...

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (nl1IL)

385 David Stockman....Reagan's budget director.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (Enq6K) _***


David Stockman, the budget director that Reagan drop kicked off the lawn.


Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (X8p7j)

386 If you're not watching FBN you are missing out.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (Dc/ui)

387 I am so happy for Lou Dobbs. He was loyal and faithful to Trump to the very end.

Plus I love Trish Regan sexually.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (G8TO0)

388 how much do you think hillary really lost by after accounting for the multiple votes, fraud, busing, and purchases?

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (Z53PH)

389 Get used to winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (/tuJf)

390
Yahoo front page election coverage:

Join Katie Couric, Matt Bai and other experts for instant reactions and analysis

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (auHtY)

391 I'm love the Hillary supporters crying.
Posted by: Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (So9FI)

Love it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (dELE3)

392 Ding-Dong! The merry-o
Sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the wicked old witch is dead

Too soon?

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (ZLQuU)

393 Much Nutmeg Snorted
Did Not See The Puffy Haired One
Winning the Cheese State
Many Bags of Douche to Leave the Republic

Posted by: Mike Nostradamus at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (gIJAl)

394 >>Juan: "I'm just not sure this is good for America."


His son is an outspoken conservative - maybe he can explain this to dad?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (NOIQH)

395 MSDNC called GA for Trump 244/209 for the Beast.

Matthews says it's still up in the air.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (tHwdc)

396 B.O.O.

H.O.O

Posted by: jsg at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (u33zl)

397
I feel bad for how loud I just burst out laughing at the shot of the Clinton HQ on FBN.

Ha! I don't feel bad at all. I did the same thing.

Posted by: no good deed at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (/O5Ax)

398 FBN is showing Clinton headquarters.


They're weeping.



HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (Enq6K)

399 What liquor goes best with liberal tears?

I'm partial to gin, but I'll consider other suggestions.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (kumBu)

400 The tears at that glass building where Hill-dawg's staff is...they invigorate me, greatly.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (cC/ZB)

401 On Wisconsin
On Wisconsin
GRAND OL' BADGER STATE!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (X0CTs)

402 People are crying at HillHQ.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (kATU+)

403 So, the corrupt vote counters decided instead to do their jobs?

That's stunning to me.

I expected vast, massive, coordinated, and obvious leftist-authored voting fraud.

It looks like they failed. Good for us.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (c1VpD)

404 338 Lou Dobbs: The hell with the elites!

lol
Posted by: brak

Yeah, I damn near gave a standing O for that.. and then I clapped!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (+uqOo)

405 Well?

Posted by: Steiner at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (0F67M)

406 Kellyanne Conway. Give that gal whatever she wants. If she consents, I'd do whatever she liked to her, well, you know. I'd be her little bitch boy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (DW+jj)

407 334 Lou Dobbs: The hell with the elites!

Posted by: djrichiep

That's "TO hell with the elites" or "TO Hell's fiery flames with the elites".

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (iWW0H)

408 Posted by: flyover at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (SVz6
He's telling that dude what's what.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (Q5Ymk)

409 Bah! Off, inappropriately-applied children's show character sock!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (0OG8D)

410

Gotta go to bed.


Got a long day of watching Hillary's concession speech over and over and over tomorrow.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (zu88C)

411 The only thing they should be wondering is if he will *follow through* on his stated policies should he win.

Yeah exactly. He made it rock solid clear what he ran on, but whether he'll actually even attempt to do any of it is another question.

Still, I'll take the Hillary loss.

Just... imagine how much sweeter a President Walker would have been. Even President Cruz.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (39g3+)

412 My fellow Moron Badgers! We did it!
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (XoldI)

YES! YES! YES! This is so great!!
Happy Dance! Happy Dance! Happy Dance!

How long has it been since we've been hopeful and had our dreams crushed? What a night, this is so amazing. Thank God prayers were answered!!

Posted by: longtime lurker's mom on her phone at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (DHTZn)

413 Trump up by 3.4% in WI, 75% in.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (XoldI)

414 I'm just so enjoying all these assholes in the media in shock.

Fucking Reagan two, Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (pUDQf)

415
folks at abc including bill kristol looking gobsmacked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (ODxAs)

416 If the country managed to survive (barely) with Pres**ent Azzhole Obama, it can survive Trump

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (e8kgV)

417 Believe in America.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (szSYE)

418
night , deplorables!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (zu88C)

419
Live from Clinton HQ....

[pic]

twitter.com/NolteNC/status/796210073873895428




No lie. I would comfort that brunette. And then give her a fake phone number.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:42 AM (kdS6q)

420 Just look at the sweet, sweet liberal tears on FBN.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (xInes)

421

Cant pop cork until we hit 270...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (Mt8T4)

422 FBN right now.. showing Shrills sycophants crying!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (+uqOo)

423 Just saw Clinton HQ. The crowd looks like they just saw the Challenger explode.

Posted by: db at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (MdAA3)

424 Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trumpety-Trump, Wonderful Trump!!

Posted by: The Trump Vikings at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (N3WnC)

425 339 Texas Dan

There's a place in Austin where we can gloat over the libs?? Where, man, WHERE??

Posted by: Trubble - Gloriously Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (lITxr)

426 Geez, which blog used to play the Humpbot video every time we had reason to celebrate something? Was it Hotair? I can't remember but it might be time to head to YouTube and look it up? It seems oddly appropriate if Trump pulls this off.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (JSovD)

427 soon as trump hits 270, think i'll put on some eagles. peaceful easy feelin. or something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (KP5rU)

428 http://orig04.deviantart.net/7445/f/2016/117/5/2/the_donald_by_sharpwriter-da0eh6b.jpg

/Not a rickroll, I swear


The eagle with the drum fed shotgun is a nice touch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (IcT7t)

429 I checked my FB, pilgrim and I had my first erection in decades!
Posted by: John Wayne at November 09, 2016 12:40 AM (ZsN9X)

you voted for Trump right?

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (Y/E2d)

430 I was told there would be fireworks dammit!!!!

Posted by: Funny joke from 5 thrads and 4 years ago at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (+p/8B)

431 In total violation of FCC regulations, someone is playing "Ride of the Valkyries" on the ham radio net I'm listening to.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (GUBah)

432 355 I wonder what Hillary's maid will say when Hillary sends her out to give the concession speech.
Posted by: Andy in FL at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (9mfzD)


Something Top Secret, presumably.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (Xuv2G)

433 340, Preference Cascade?

Ya know I bought that when Insty was selling it in 2012 and felt cheated. I still can't bring myself to believe it again.

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (RMlhY)

434 show us on the doll where the election touched you...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (sm9eL)

435 Mmmmm Your tears are so yummy and sweet

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (bMG0w)

436 NO WAY I'M MISSING HILLARY's TEARS OF DESPAIR

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (7vTEZ)

437 Where are those trolls when you want to berate them?

I think Soros is having them all rounded up.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE PRICE OF FAILURE IS!"

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (qJhUV)

438 Um... Yeah, I got nothing.

Posted by: Bill Looz at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (LZC7e)

439 Holy shit Trump has done better than any Republican than Poppy Bush in '88.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (vYaiw)

440 Oh, shit. I'm going to jail.

Posted by: FAB at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (lITxr)

441 warm up the fat lady and anoint her with pudding!

Posted by: Willy at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (1fwFw)

442 So how much longer would everyone guess Hillary will still be alive, after tonight?

My hunch is that after tonight, she hasn't got long. She had to have been. so. convinced. she would win.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (u8kLQ)

443 Chris Matthews is either in disbelief or he was relieving himself on air. Maybe both.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (t4HFi)

444 Can we now say the polls were fucking skewed?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (G8TO0)

445 just showed some DUMB ClintonBOT CRYING ON FBN hahahahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (y3aQB)

446 OK...betting pool opportunity...

Pick the date when the red Swingline gets repossessed from the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (F0ZHr)

447 I was told there would be fireworks dammit!!!!

(without the sock so it can be properly credited in the future)

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (+p/8B)

448 Fox just shitting themselves on how to say President Trump. Shep just called him a Howard Stern character.

Wonder if he;s seen MeAgain's interview.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (pUDQf)

449 I do hope that some of the Clinton HQ footage finds its way onto youtube.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (bZ7mE)

450
272
Seriously, ace needs the flaming blago skull with Trumps hair.

I hope he has that ready.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:38 AM (Q5Ymk)







Flaming skull with a weasel perched on top.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (LuZz8)

451 Bring on the pudding, bring on the flaming skulls, bring on the bitter, sad tears of the idiotic lefties!

Now, how do we make sure nobody shoots Mr. Trump this week?

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (cm1Bl)

452 Sixteen (16) to go.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (X8p7j)

453 not done yet

Posted by: johny boy at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (UNXWZ)

454 *MiMiMiMiMiMi*


Sorry, just warming up.

Posted by: Zombie Dandy Don Meredith at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (JO9+V)

455 So presuming things go the way they are looking, consider...

The Repubs chased PA and WI hard the last couple of elections...but kept refusing to do what the people in those states wanted. As per the GOPe that would drive away "moderates"...

Trump comes in and says stop the immigration invasion, and we are going to examine our trade policies carefully.

And it looks like the Rep leader will get those votes.

The GOPe and the NeverTrumpers were wrong. Flat out wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (aZq03)

456 Somebody needs to confiscate the Clinton passports, stat!

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (Qvgg/)

457 388 how much do you think hillary really lost by after accounting for the multiple votes, fraud, busing, and purchases?
Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (Z53PH)


That's a damn good question.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (Xuv2G)

458 Dana Perino offering Bush advisors to come in and advise Trump on foreign policy
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost


Hah! That's just too much .

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (v4Dtx)

459 I have only two words for Mr. Obama et al:

BUH

BYE

Posted by: Captain Comic at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (WVYgu)

460 Prediction: Obama rethinks living in DC after his presidency is done.

He is going to tuck tail and run ASAP after pardoning Clinton.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (a7FXx)

461 Well, fuck me runnin'

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (CLfqv)

462 "Any update on Michigan? I haven't seen an update in a while

Posted by: TheQuietMan"

Currently at 75% Trump fav to win.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (w+Jhj)

463 Brian Williams looks perplexed. Maybe even flummoxed.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (tHwdc)

464 CNN in a duh moemnt just called GA for Trump.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (F0ZHr)

465 FBN just showed Clinton HQ homely girls crying in crowd

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (oDUj/)

466 Yellen will raise interest rates by 500 basis points tomorrow and say to Trump fuck you, now try to do a federal budget and oh by the way, here's a bunch of bank insolvencies

She'll say I'm still the boss, I don't care who voted for what

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (hA1V+)

467 PRESENT... PUDDING!

Posted by: Phelps at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (NW4Sp)

468
Fun Fact

Trump will have won more EVs than any Republican in 28 years.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (kdS6q)

469 Seriously, we need a better term than 'nationalist' to describe someone who believes in national borders and that a country's government should consider their nation's self interest over that of others.

I like "homeland" myself, it has a nice cozy sort of feeling, Homelanders.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (39g3+)

470 "Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (JSovD) "

It was HA, yes. This is certainly a Humpbot moment. The official name of the video was "Robot Libido" IIRC if you're trying to find it.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (kumBu)

471 This was a yuge fuck you to the media in particular. You're FIRED

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (jxw6R)

472 406: No shit. She's Lee Atwater the 2nd IMHO.

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (TkOBg)

473 Just heard Chris Mathews whisper "Jesus" at seeing the collapse... dear me, so fun!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (5zfq1)

474 Flaming skull with a weasel perched on top.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (LuZz

I thought we just defeated the weasels....

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (cm1Bl)

475 Where are those trolls when you want to berate them?

I think Soros is having them all rounded up.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE PRICE OF FAILURE IS!"
Posted by: tu3031



Yeah, CTR and their CCC's are suddenly absent!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (+uqOo)

476 From the previous thread:

------------------------------
It grieves me that the National Review went all-in opposing the GOP nominee. I'm sure Bill Buckley, were he alive, would tell them to suck it up and do the right thing.
Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 12:37 AM (mbhHA)

To me, that was one of the most tragic aspects of the whole campaign season. NRO opposed Trump strongly during the primaries. I didn't have a problem with that, as I myself voted Cruz. Once the primary was over, they decided it was more acceptable to full on support Clinton. If that wasn't noxious enough, the NRO style guide apparently stated that every single article, even those completely unrelated to the campaign had to include at least a few lines trashing Trump.

I used to love the entire NR institution. I was a subscriber, not just to the mag, but to the ethos. National Review helped me through college, giving me wonderful ammunition against the leftists surrounding me. Now? I'll never even follow a link to them. They're persona non grata.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (8aO2d)

477 MSNBC. PUDDIN TIME!

Posted by: West at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (rsjbH)

478 Has John Harwood been fired yet?

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (JBggj)

479 https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/796208053146308609/photo/1

HAHAHAH

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (y3aQB)

480 WEINER YOU MAGNIFICENT SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (ZLQuU)

481 Trump in Trump Tower and will head over to the Hilton to claim Victory in 10 minutes.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (pndC3)

482 Holy shit Trump has done better than any Republican than Poppy Bush in '88.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (vYaiw)


And he's done it having to fight the Vichy GOP back-stabbing traitors the whole way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (zc3Db)

483 Looking forward to Hillary's concession speech.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (vYaiw)

484 Until she concedes, I'm not celebrating. I've just been burned too many times before.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (7qAYi)

485 I hope Shillary SS detail is recording that meltdown. It needs to be on YouTube

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (xInes)

486 Glass Ceiling status

Intact.

Ha

Posted by: jsg at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (u33zl)

487 Remember when Obama said 'I won'?


Just wait for Trump to do the same





payback is a mutha fucka

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (Y/E2d)

488 President Obama has almost 3 months to do damage in this country and he's not gonna waste a single day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (39g3+)

489 I wonder...were there some guilty whites voting for BO in 8/12 who are now absolved and don't feel bad voting for Trump?

Posted by: H at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (xrgKT)

490
Flaming skull with a weasel perched on top.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (LuZz

That is a honey badger, my friend.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (kATU+)

491 How are the furriners gonna feel?
"I think there will be a healthy dose of fear..."

Oh, happy day!!

Posted by: FAB at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (lITxr)

492 Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (jxw6R)
Good, I'm glad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (Q5Ymk)

493 I can not go to bed before I see the FAB concede. Can. Not. Do. It.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (h/y2h)

494 This morning on Facebook one of the things I saw, "Don't worry Hillz, you got this girl!", with the I voted sticker. Yeah, I gotta go look that halfwit up.

Posted by: flyover at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (SVz6E)

495 Trump showed how to do it.

You fight back, hit harder and never back down to cowards and bullies.


No, you need to be an entertaining if shallow spokesman, providing the media with good ratings such that they cover you and your campaign non-stop.

Policy, consistency, honesty, being informed? Fuck it- just entertain the masses. That's who we are now- the United States of Personality Worship.

Oh, and be fortunate enough to be running against the most corrupt and evasive candidate in modern history.

If he wins, I hope he won't fuck things up as badly as I fear he will. I was wrong about his electoral chances and if he wins I hope I'm wrong about what kind of President he'll be.

At present though, I still find it baffling and depressing that We the People have put ourselves in a position of choosing between a lying crook and an obnoxious dummy.



Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (KRwzj)

496 C'mon Michigan let's put this thing away

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (auHtY)

497 I really hope ace's next thread isn't words at all. Bring back the 'YNNEEAGH' lines!

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (bMG0w)

498 #434 show us on the doll where the election touched you...



Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (sm9eL)




I love you, redc1c4

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (tHwdc)

499 Nintendo called the election months ago. Pokemon Sun and Moon has a Trump pokemon, but no Hillary pokemon.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (kumBu)

500 I just crawled out of bed to come here.

I have a lady boner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (PY9jH)

501 Hey Dana, Trump will take John Bolton. Other than him, pffftt

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (PJMpr)

502 I'll bet when the Democrats hold their post-election autopsy, they'll be using actual cadavers.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (iWW0H)

503 Kimberly G. is always stunning

****

And we finally saw Perino's gams tonight.

Very enviable.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (SEXy3)

504 and he is ahead in all but NV and PA - enough to put him over the top...

Might want to double-check your numbers.

I know- no math. But still.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (7H/2n)

505 4 words:

Press Secretary Newt Gingrich

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (71OEY)

506 President elect Donald J. Trump!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (hMqvx)

507
Matt Walsh 2 minutes ago

"Ok, now let's give Chelsea Clinton a try"

-- brilliant Democrat operatives right now

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (kdS6q)

508 463 Brian Williams looks perplexed. Maybe even flummoxed.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (tHwdc)

Well, he was there when President Washington.......

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (cm1Bl)

509 ...and Georgia.

Posted by: SGT York at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (ITvKk)

510 374 Hey Hollywood,

Place your head in the blender. Hit puree.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (F0ZHr)

===
LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (CFc5L)

511 Your liberal tears are so sweet to me...

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (guIHw)

512 Someone explain to me how the same assholes skewing polls and openlay pushing for Hillary are perplexed that Trump is winning? Did they beileve their own bullshit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (pUDQf)

513 459 I have only two words for Mr. Obama et al:

BUH

BYE


I still remember when his classless supporters sang NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH HEY HEY HEY GOOD BYE outside the White House on election night in 2008.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (dAXyx)

514 Yeah, the NYT o'meter is stayed pegged on Trump but wont give over on WI or Penn.

I'm gonna wait...

Posted by: havildar-major at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (5PN7q)

515 I am losing my goddam mind right now.

Posted by: GREGON at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (JirJH)

516 >>Yeah exactly. He made it rock solid clear what he ran on, but whether
he'll actually even attempt to do any of it is another question.

Still, I'll take the Hillary loss.



Oh, me too!
It's just funny how they're total write-off of Trump has left them completely lost. It never occurred to them that "Drumpf" might win.
So entertaining!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (NOIQH)

517 Oh, shit. I'm going to jail.

Posted by: FAB at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (lITxr)
Yes
Yes you are

Posted by: Some inmate named "Bubba", but not *that* Bubba at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (3Liv/)

518 >>I really hope ace's next thread isn't words at all. Bring back the 'YNNEEAGH' lines!


What about the hip-thrusting disco ewok and some motherfuckin' cowbell?

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (EayXl)

519 Stronger Together

Posted by: Hillary, and her future prison chain gang at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (Se/yD)

520 Can we start the wall in the morning?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (TqXWc)

521 So Hillary gets a set of steak knives, and Gary Johnson gets fired.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (kumBu)

522 Katy Tur "If he wins in a decisive way which remains to be seen"

Ha ha ha ha.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (3CFdj)

523 Female Democrat tears make the best lube!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, the rapist (tm) at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (ZsN9X)

524 500 I just crawled out of bed to come here.

I have a lady boner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (PY9jH)

Really worth it this time. **Happy Dance!!!**

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (cm1Bl)

525 I would be trying for witness protection if I were Wiener.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (0F67M)

526 Great, now we can listen to the HQ NeverTrumpers whine about what a shit president Trump will be. I should have figured that that would be Plan C.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (xIunr)

527 Thank you God for Trump, not so much for winning but because of all the masks he brutally ripped off.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (G8TO0)

528 NO!!!

Flaming Skull on Hillary Orange Jump Suit Pic!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (7vTEZ)

529 Best part: ACE doesn't have to go D now.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (TqXWc)

530 I read that as I just came.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (4ErVI)

531 MeAgain looks upset.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (Z56vq)

532 The whining at work (I'm a federal gub mint employee) tomorrow will be epic.
Must . Not. Gloat.
Hee hee hee!

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (Wdipr)

533 How drunk is Hillary right now?

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (jxw6R)

534 What does this say about all those Hillary +5 polls?

Posted by: Caliban at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (3GFMN)

535 I'm still nervous as hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (PY9jH)

536 Let the left take a big collective spoonful of Kaboom tonight!

Posted by: Average Guy at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (8aO2d)

537 So, umm, I don't have any pudding? Is Greek yogurt an acceptable substitue?

Posted by: Sjg at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (gDSJf)

538 Awww poor Hollowpoint. Get bent.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (bMG0w)

539 Is it over yet? Too soon?

Posted by: otho at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (lmIoG)

540 OK, so I guess we can actually start sucking each other's cocks now.

So how does this work? Do we take turns, or what?

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (sgHEm)

541 Dare I allow myself the fantasy that Trump could actually win this thing?!? #MAGA

Posted by: Shinjinrui at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (4SznG)

542 Trump = 232

Clinton = 209

So far. Looking good horde. Pray

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (TmVQX)

543 "Press Secretary Newt Gingrich

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:46 AM (71OEY) "

Him or Milo.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (kumBu)

544 BUT WE WORKED SO HARD!!!!!


Um, covering the election, we mean...

Posted by: This is CNN at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (ZLQuU)

545 So, have the kegs arrived yet?

Posted by: Thunderdome Election Central at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (GdgAM)

546
Trump showed how to do it. You fight back, hit harder and never back down to cowards and bullies.

No, you need to be an entertaining if shallow spokesman, providing the media with good ratings such that they cover you and your campaign non-stop. Policy, consistency, honesty, being informed? Fuck it- just entertain the masses. That's who we are now- the United States of Personality Worship. Oh, and be fortunate enough to be running against the most corrupt and evasive candidate in modern history. If he wins, I hope he won't fuck things up as badly as I fear he will. I was wrong about his electoral chances and if he wins I hope I'm wrong about what kind of President he'll be. At present though, I still find it baffling and depressing that We the People have put ourselves in a position of choosing between a lying crook and an obnoxious dummy.
Posted by: Hollowpoint



Mmmm - tears.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (kdS6q)

547 MSNBC Wi shakey for Clinton....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (9dH/8)

548 I have a lady boner.
_____
Go on.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (CLfqv)

549 I'm afraid I may blow out my prostate tonight. All that ejaculation, never this much since that time way back in college.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (DW+jj)

550
Yahoo just put up an ABC story - Hillary Clinton the possible paths to victory

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (auHtY)

551 CNN CANNOT admit that she is a horrible candidate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (F0ZHr)

552 Trump had better go out with the Newsweek "MADAME PRESIDENT" editions and do a "DEWEY WINS!!" with it!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (+uqOo)

553 Gonna be a lot of donors want their money back from CGI.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (TqXWc)

554 #AmericaIsOverParty trending on Twitter.

*rolls eyes*

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (G8TO0)

555 And he's done it having to fight the Vichy GOP back-stabbing traitors the whole way.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (zc3Db)
----------------

It is just mind-boggling when you stop and take account of all the forces that arrayed themselves against him

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (hA1V+)

556 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aopdD9Cu-So

Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (Ha50C)

557 totally willowed

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (0O7c5)

558 Repeal Obamacare


Lock Her Up


Drain the Swamp


Build the Wall

-
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (Nwg0u)

559 Da fuq...they manufacturing votes in mi?

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (SxBH1)

560 Foghorn Leghorn Carville's head is exploding.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (Vevy5)

561 That's "TO hell with the elites" or "TO Hell's fiery flames with the elites".

Either way. F'em!

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (dRt1Q)

562
What are the big counties in Michigan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (mbhDw)

563 Remember back in 2008 when the Obama campaign came up with that funky "Office of the President-Elect" seal and mounted that thing on every podium used by Barry until the inauguration?


Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (JBggj)

564 522 Katy Tur "If he wins in a decisive way which remains to be seen"

Ha ha ha ha.
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (3CFdj)

Isn't he that guy? Chick with a dick? Why would we listen to him?

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (cm1Bl)

565 That wall better be yuuuge.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (S2VsH)

566 London Boys for the celebratory win!

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (CFc5L)

567 So how does this work? Do we take turns, or what?
Daisy-chain???

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (xIunr)

568 Carville is wringing his hands on MSNBC.


He might go Full Caradine, tonight.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (EayXl)

569 95

At present though, I still find it baffling and depressing that We the People have put ourselves in a position of choosing between a lying crook , an obnoxious dummy, AND Donald Trump.



Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (ry4ab)

570 Yo Hollowpoint: KISS. MY. ASS.

Posted by: Bill Looz at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (LZC7e)

571 Anyone have the feeling we are being played?

Posted by: Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (So9FI)

572 COMMENCE SUCKING!!!

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (mBnZ5)

573 Please, let's not start dipping yet Horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (PY9jH)

574
Clinton HQ right now

[pic]

twitter.com/Atlantasportguy/status/796212474907414528

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (kdS6q)

575 Wisconsin Crying man: It never gets old.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy8FSyI_Djg

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (OAlmw)

576 Pollster: As you know, Trump supporters are widely regarded as racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, deplorable and irredeemable. Do you support Trump or Clinton?

MSM Commentator: How did the polls get it so wrong?

Posted by: Captain Comic at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (WVYgu)

577 Not gonna crack the whiskey until it's final. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (DbBV5)

578 My balls are chattering.

Posted by: ting hung lo at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (xZc4z)

579 I just read through PreviouslyTV blog's election thread. They are weeping that the nation has become Teh Evol.

And I am fucking loving it!!!

Posted by: voiceover at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (bDXN7)

580 500 I just crawled out of bed to come here.

I have a lady boner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (PY9jH)


Mrs. Cannibal says lady's can have Shadenboners. Fact.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ranticly hoarding hobo jerkey' at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (76Nj2)

581 Why is it hard for a country to pull together when a a republican is elected Nancy Nusbaum?

Posted by: Shefpan at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (flBhb)

582 Say, where did all the poll trolls go?

PollMan, where you at?

hector, where'd you go?

Seattle Slough, how's it hanging?

DumDum, did you ever reinflate your girlfriend?

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (3Liv/)

583 #AmericaIsOverParty trending on Twitter.

*rolls eyes*
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (G8TO0)



That happened in 2008 when an anti-American commie queer got elected

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (auHtY)

584 I still find it baffling and depressing that We the People have put
ourselves in a position of choosing between a lying crook and an
obnoxious dummy.






Well, the Beast is most assuredly a lying crook, and Trump is on occasion most assuredly obnoxious, but I wouldn't bet on him being a dummy.



Carville is completely floundering, at a loss for words. I don't think any of these MSM assholes prepared any comments for a Trump win.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (tHwdc)

585 474 Flaming skull with a weasel perched on top.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (LuZz

I thought we just defeated the weasels....
Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (cm1Bl)
------------
*ahem*

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (Sfs6o)

586 Trump up 21000 votes in PA with 91 percent in

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (PJMpr)

587 No, you need to be an entertaining if shallow spokesman, providing the media with good ratings such that they cover you and your campaign non-stop.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (KRwzj)


LOL.

Go sit in the corner with the other Vichy GOP back-stabbers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (zc3Db)

588 So for the people who always supported Trump, was Cruz obsequious enough to earn a cabinet spot or SCOTUS nomination? You know that even with his flaws he's a good solider and someone we want fighting for Constitutional principles.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (kumBu)

589 Wait...are we winning?

We never win anything.

I don't know what to do!

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (J/1BU)

590 Huma's gonna get an asswhoopin tonight.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (XFS85)

591 C'mon, people. Call Michigan already so we can get on to the concession speech.

Posted by: Trubble - Gloriously Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (lITxr)

592 were there some guilty whites voting for BO in 8/12 who are now absolved and don't feel bad voting for Trump?

I would think there'd be a lot of blacks who went, hold it, we did what Obama asked and we get Hillary?!

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (eeTCA)

593 16 EV short!

Hillary had fireworks scheduled for tonight & cancelled
yesterday. Bad internal polling?

Posted by: Carol at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (sj3Ax)

594 Trump is the WORST possible candidate!!!!

No way he beats Hillary!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS NOW UNDER OUR CONTROL. Presidency, House, Senate and Supreme Court for decades to come.

Posted by: ElKomandante at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (5cbpq)

595 I totes did not laugh really loud. Not in front of my kid. And I certainly didn't rewind so the other kid could see it, too.

Okay maybe a little.But I plan to fell bad about. Next week or something.

That poor crying girl is probably already a meme...

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (gTQoY)

596 540 OK, so I guess we can actually start sucking each other's cocks now.

So how does this work? Do we take turns, or what?
Posted by: Pastafarian at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (sgHEm)


Big daisy chain? I don't know, this doesn't happen to us.

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (CZObp)

597 seanmdav
08/11/16 23:52
Donald Trump shouldn't nominate Ted Cruz to replace Scalia. He should nominate Ted Cruz to replace the next Democrat justice who retires.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (y3aQB)

598 Someone explain to me how the same assholes skewing polls and openlay
pushing for Hillary are perplexed that Trump is winning? Did they
beileve their own bullshit?


But...but...the polls are never wrong.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (Tyii7)

599 426
Geez, which blog used to play the Humpbot video every time we had reason
to celebrate something? Was it Hotair? I can't remember but it might
be time to head to YouTube and look it up? It seems oddly appropriate
if Trump pulls this off.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (JSovD)

HotAir - I don't know if they'd play it now......
I used to occasionally listen to Ed's radio shows.


CNN is fantastic now. Why don't these people kill themselves on air?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (23lwL)

600 OK, so who do we have to run in the primary against him in 2020? Which Bush's turn is it?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (EZDs2)

601 564 522 Katy Tur "If he wins in a decisive way which remains to be seen"

Ha ha ha ha.
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (3CFdj)

Isn't he that guy? Chick with a dick? Why would we listen to him?
Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (cm1Bl)

No, that's her momdad, "Zoe"

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (7qAYi)

602 532 The whining at work (I'm a federal gub mint employee) tomorrow will be epic.
Must . Not. Gloat.
Hee hee hee!


didn't like 1/3 say they'd quit if trump is elected? the greatest gift of all!!!!

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (Z53PH)

603 Oh come on!!

Best two out of three then .....

Posted by: The Living Glenn Beck! at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (GdgAM)

604 So are we calling this thing?

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (t4HFi)

605 Fox has Trump at 254.

AK and AZ will get him to 268.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (mBYZv)

606 Democratic Underground is down, with a page up saying they've been hacked, "apparently by a supporter of Donald Trump".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (DMUuz)

607 Anyone have the feeling we are being played?


Posted by: Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (So9FI)






Oh stop. My ladyboner is SO HARD right now.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (tHwdc)

608 I have neighbors, of whom I must needs shit on their porch.

yeah, they have hitlery signs, of course.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (v5iqM)

609 The whining at work (I'm a federal gub mint employee) tomorrow will be epic.

Must . Not. Gloat.

Hee hee hee!

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:47 AM (Wdipr)

Already on it,"Did you vote for Hitler or Stalin?"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (P/kVC)

610 Can I dip my balls in this puddin yet? It's been waiting a loooong time.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (HI7tv)

611 "460 Prediction: Obama rethinks living in DC after his presidency is done.

He is going to tuck tail and run ASAP after pardoning Clinton."

Nah. Narcissistic SOB that he is, he'll stay in DC and try to grab the attention away from Trump. I predict that it won't work. Wouldn't it be wonderful to see that nobody gives a flying fig what he thinks about anything anymore.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (JSovD)

612 The whining at work (I'm a federal gub mint employee) tomorrow will be epic.
Must . Not. Gloat.
Hee hee hee!
Posted by: Log Cabin


Prayers, luck, whatevah you need.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (v4Dtx)

613
CBS News 6 minutes ago

A Clinton aide tells CBS that they do believe they will pull out a victory in Michigan and in Wisconsin in the end



Mein Fuehrer, Steiner....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (kdS6q)

614 Guess we really should have unskewed the polls this time around. That's gonna be a fun thing to gloat about.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (kumBu)

615 Hannity just predicted Ryan will not be speaker in Jan

YESSSSS!!!!!

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (hA1V+)

616 Party on, Wayne!!

Party on, Garth!!

Pass me that bottle, baby.

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (cm1Bl)

617 588 So for the people who always supported Trump, was Cruz obsequious enough to earn a cabinet spot or SCOTUS nomination? You know that even with his flaws he's a good solider and someone we want fighting for Constitutional principles.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (kumBu)


Cruz will be his most important ally in the Senate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (mbhDw)

618 I would like this thing put away and concession made before I start going ballistic. I have seen the smarmy, craven, clever bastards skip away too many times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (92kX2)

619 Seriously, has Hillary and the Crime Family been spotted recently?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (pndC3)

620 Imagine the scene backstage at Clinton HQ now. Hahahaha

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (guIHw)

621 Gonna be a lot of donors want their money back from CGI.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (TqXWc)

no refunds dude

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (Y/E2d)

622 Election is over folks. Clinton can't reach 270 now.

You can breath now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (wfDW1)

623 Slow down, everybody! I'm still back on Election Thread #3! (hahah)

Trump showed how to do it. You fight back, hit harder and never back down to cowards and bullies.

No, you need to be an entertaining if shallow spokesman...

It's two! two! two! truths in one!

I'm remembering what some commenter said a couple days back, it's a good thing Trump is a Democrat because they know how to win! Heh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (5a8XA)

624 Wow, James Carville is stuttering and can barely get sentences out. Delicious.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (5zfq1)

625 I am only watching Fox Business until it's called...then i will switch to CNN and the others to see the crying and lamentations of the losers.. It might be better than sex...well?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (dELE3)

626 Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (PJMpr) nothing but Red Left In Pa.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (y3aQB)

627 Toomey has made some progress in closing the gap as well.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (LAe3v)

628 Trump can't win.




It's science.

Posted by: Chemical Joffrey at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (zu88C)

629 I was a semen donor for a time. The pay wasn't as good as they promoted (true fact: they pay based on volume), but it was close to work and hey- money for jerking it. Why not?

I even signed a waiver that allowed any future offspring to contact me after they were 18. I harbor a fantasy where they grow up liberal and I introduce myself by sending their parents a copy of my commenting history here.

I just want to see the "I have made a huge mistake" look on their faces.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 04, 2016 12:01 AM (KRwzj)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (xIunr)

630 It's Brexit after all.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (TqXWc)

631 590: .....won't be the first....prolly part of their nightly ritual

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (O+RfY)

632 Deep breaths. It's not over yet.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (vyqqu)

633 On Drudge, it says that the Canadian immigration website is crashing due to the panicking libs.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (kATU+)

634 I am going to be so late to work. Like, I'm talking Thursday.

Posted by: jsg at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (u33zl)

635 MeAgain's face: LOL

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (G8TO0)

636 Apparently, this FBN news chick doesn't own a mirror. WTH is up with her emerald green earring and bright blue dress.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (Enq6K)

637 Im afraid there are enough safe spaces for all these special snowflakes who have been triggered by the real possibility of President Trump.

HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE!?

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (EOK/M)

638 590 Huma's gonna get an asswhoopin tonight.
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (XFS85)

Hillary's getting anal tonight. Going in dry.

Posted by: jollyroger at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (CZObp)

639 I'm watching Fox Business, 10x better than Faux!

Posted by: Carol at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (sj3Ax)

640 Hell no Cruz isn't going to get anything but a well-deserved snubbing - until 2018, when he's going to get a well-deserved drubbing at the polls. I CAN'T WAIT to vote against the sumbitch.

Posted by: Trubble - Gloriously Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (lITxr)

641 Wow, James Carville is stuttering and can barely get sentences out. Delicious. So just his usual self ??

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (y3aQB)

642 Trump simply out worked everyone and showed courage where Republicans always cowered.
He is the Man and I love him

Posted by: sandy at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (mD07c)

643 soon as trump hits 270, think i'll put on some eagles. peaceful easy feelin. or something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (KP5rU)


Not me.

Pantera, Fucking Hostile!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (h1PKb)

644 563 Remember back in 2008 when the Obama campaign came up with that funky "Office of the President-Elect" seal and mounted that thing on every podium used by Barry until the inauguration?




Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (JBggj)



People talk about this, but here's the thing. He brought that out before the election! I remember seeing a photo of it on a podium with him and he was mocked and criticized for it. And then it disappeared only to be brought back as the seal for "President Elect."

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (bMG0w)

645 Holy shit. I was pessimistic and I was wrong. I dont wanna be that guy, but I was.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (/22Vh)

646 MSNBC fluffing Chuck Schumer as their last hope now.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (Vevy5)

647 They're saying on MSNBC that Wisconsin looks "shaky."

Not as shaky as Hill going up stairs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (P8951)

648

I turned on the TV to watch the national network coverage.

CBS is ... trying (?) ... to be fair (?). They seem to update their EV estimates reasonably quickly, and discuss more-or-less relevant theories of why Hillary!!!ELEVENTY!!! is losing ...

ABC, OTOH, is barely hiding their collective butthurt. They're slow on updating their EV count, and they're looking for ANY reason to call Trump and those who voted for Trump RACISTS!!!!! Womenz-Haters!!


They all dread the likely outcome: "Hillary for Prison 2016".

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (FlRtG)

649 Jeebus. Can't wait to wake up HUNGOVER and watch MSDNC and CNN at 6:00 a.m.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (PY9jH)

650 450
Flaming skull with a weasel perched on top.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 12:44 AM (LuZz


Honey badger.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (sdi6R)

651 599 426
Geez, which blog used to play the Humpbot video every time we had reason
to celebrate something? Was it Hotair? I can't remember but it might
be time to head to YouTube and look it up? It seems oddly appropriate
if Trump pulls this off.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (JSovD)

HotAir - I don't know if they'd play it now......
I used to occasionally listen to Ed's radio shows.




what happened to hotair? i don't go there much anymore. when i do it seems like all the top headlines in the header are anti republican

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (Z53PH)

652 Hey Ryan, the Apology Window opens at 7 a.m. You'd best get there early.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (ZLQuU)

653 I would like to seeing flaming pudding skulls now.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (cGlgB)

654 Has Hillary! started to melt?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (Uy2pz)

655 633
On Drudge, it says that the Canadian immigration website is crashing due to the panicking libs.


Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (kATU+)

Mexico's site is up and running....

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (Enq6K)

656 Just as important to me is that Lindor won a Gold Glove! Not that that's shocking or anything.





Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 12:41 AM (dEQP3)
===================================

Did he? That's great. Rizzo did too, I think. I've only peeked at my Cubs feed. There's too much going on and they decided to cram it all into about 10 days. Head is spinning. Congrats Lindor.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (dFi94)

657 Well at least according to MSNBC, the filibuster power is back in vogue. So we have that going for us now.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (t4HFi)

658 596 540 OK, so I guess we can actually start sucking each other's cocks now.
----

Wait wut? I left NRO to get away from that...

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (hA1V+)

659 Better than one comment every two seconds.

W00t!

Posted by: Piercello at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (TOLnE)

660 obamacare - gone
obama bullshit - gone
big govt - in trouble

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (c6/9Q)

661 NYT JUST CALLED WI FOR TRUMP.

FUCKIN' A

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (F0ZHr)

662 Not even Katy Perry's tits could help Hillary.

Have tits lost their power?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (pUDQf)

663 Guys the official PA board of elections site has Trump up 20000 votes w/91% in. Can't link because cell phone. But check it out

Posted by: LawLurker at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (Oav92)

664
Dow Down 782. S&P Down 107.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (mbhDw)

665 Pennsylvania is super close, might be a hanging chad thing going on there. Apparently the fraud machine in Philly wasn't working at its peak level.

Frankly I can't see how Trump's victory cannot be put down to both being willing to fight back and not back down... and his being a cunnning and wily celebrity type who used the media against its self.

I mean, clearly the guy was skilled at manipulating the press and taking control of the narrative, but also he was a guy who wouldn't just let the left beat all over him without a whimper.

And yes, the American people are on the whole stupid, shallow, easily distracted, and ill informed. And yes, Hillary Clinton was one of the most spectacularly unlikable people on the planet. Even her supporters described her as "evil." They use that exact word. And yes, this was a change election with people infuriated at how the country has gone.

But you cannot discount everything else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (39g3+)

666 I would have much rather have seen this happen for Romney, but spilt milk. Looooving all these crying Dems and media jackoffs (BIRM) on TV.

Posted by: ss at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (7sdfL)

667

Wow, MSDNC saying Schumer important now for filibustering and block the republicans.

lol, that is what they claimed the gop was doing to them, block poor widdle bambi's mess

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (qCMvj)

668 Blocking things in the Senate is back to being a good thing.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (t4HFi)

669 Very mellow at Trump HQ. They're waiting for the final nail to be banged into the clinton's coffin.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (G8TO0)

670
Trump ahead in MI and NH!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (mbhDw)

671


I really hope the EC goes over 300 so he has a "Reaganesqe Mandate' rather than a 'Democratic Whiny Stole the Election.'

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (Mt8T4)

672 So ... I went to bed about three hours ago. I shit you not.

They wouldn't call Florida. North Carolina looked in doubt. I was kinda pissed.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Are you shitting me ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (fiGNd)

673 this is better than the fucking catalina wine mixer
just a couple more
looking at you NH NV and AZ

Posted by: elroblo at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (NuNEG)

674

Maddow: trumps revenge on paul ryan...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (qCMvj)

675 axledork looks
like he's going to puke hahaha

Posted by: Willy at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (1fwFw)

676 At present though, I still find it baffling and depressing that We the People have put ourselves in a position of choosing between a lying crook and an obnoxious dummy.

Posted by: Hollowpoint


Um, that was months ago.

Did that fall on the crackhouse toilet take out the last 6 months of your memory?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (v4Dtx)

677 It feels like they've hit a wall.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (L67Wq)

678 Can we have video of Carville at a loss for words.

I'd pay extra for that. And supply the Horde's popcorn.

Posted by: dissent555 at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (GdgAM)

679 629 -WTF?

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (7qAYi)

680 615 Hannity just predicted Ryan will not be speaker in Jan

YESSSSS!!!!!
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (hA1V+)


This is in the running for best news of the night.

Now if only McCain had lost.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (TqXWc)

681 632 Deep breaths. It's not over yet.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (vyqqu)

this. But im hoping i have to get out of bed to have another drink.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ranticly hoarding hobo jerkey' at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (76Nj2)

682 Andrea Mitchell at Clinton HQ on MSNBC

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (OwNJe)

683
Hillary Clinton supporters at her election night event in New York.

[pic]

twitter.com/nytimesphoto/status/796214016943202308

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (kdS6q)

684 You should see the guys on PBS!

Posted by: exhelodrvr at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (jo8t2)

685 It's Brexit after all.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (TqXWc)

Yup and the way the evening turned is almost exactly the same...

It actually may be morning in America AGAIN!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (dELE3)

686 Still watching MSNBC. My sister and I were actually standing in the living room laughing so hard, looking at all their sad, sad faces. It was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (o/EW5)

687 Don't count your chickens before they come home to roost.

Posted by: Reverend Wong at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (IqV8l)

688

Andrea Mitchell is crying

lol

red eyed and sniffled when they switched to her

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (qCMvj)

689 "shellshocked"

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (OwNJe)

690 How about that, dammit. How about that.

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (ce4zT)

691 Trump may be sui generis, coming into the election with his fame and resources, but it proves you don't have to be anointed by the GOPe to win. And that changes so much. I don't even care if he's a shitty POTUS - the precedent has been set. We need no longer be slaves to the RNC and their continual pushing of one shit sandwich candidate after another.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (kumBu)

692 Save us Ob Shumer, your our only hope.

Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (9dH/8)

693 668 Blocking things in the Senate is back to being a good thing.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:52 AM (t4HFi)

Loretta Lynch, Iran Deal . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (mbhDw)

694 One of the nurses here at the VA busted out laughing when I told her that Hillary has the sadz.

Seems that it's 50/50 as far as VA folks go.

Between the Cubs winning, my Raiders demolishing the Donks on SNF, and Trump winning, it's like a dream.

If Carl could be miraculously healed, it would be perfect.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (Eabwd)

695 >>Is it time...


Ironically, this is Gabe's favorite part.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (EayXl)

696 HotAir - I don't know if they'd play it now......
I used to occasionally listen to Ed's radio shows.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (23lwL)

Man, what was it that Rick Perry called their site that one time? I can't remember, just that it was freakin hilarious.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (/1KcA)

697 NYT website - 80 percent of Wayne County in with Trump at about 28%. Hillary is screwed....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (23lwL)

698 I'm detecting a pivot to the horrible economy for the MSM soon.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (J/1BU)

699 Shit... we're gonna have to cart around ol' Ruthie for at least another 4 years like it's Weekend at Bernies.

Posted by: Kennedy, Breyer, Kagan and Sotomayor at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (Se/yD)

700 Ahh ain't nowaze tahhhhhred becuz ah cum too far fum where ahh started fum.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (ZLQuU)

701 Obviously they needed bigger boobs... oh wait Hillary! was on the ticket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (Uy2pz)

702 92% in in PA Trump up by 29000 votes

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (PJMpr)

703

Not at 270 yet . Breath . Needs PA or MI

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (1TXSC)

704 So what are we missing now? What will put him over the top?

Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (6jt6G)

705 Snakehead was whining on MSNBC that if this happens, the Donks will have the least power (Nat., State, Local) he can remember.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (DMUuz)

706 Bring out the skull ace. Miracles do happen.

Posted by: ting hung lo at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (xZc4z)

707 THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS NOW UNDER OUR CONTROL.

No, it isn't. We have added one guy. It'll make a difference, sure, and more of a difference than "owning" the House and Senate did, but it's just one guy.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (7H/2n)

708 652
I'm loving the picture in my mind of that little t*rd Ryan crawling on his knees and begging to kiss Trumps pinky finger.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (JSovD)

709 I am going to be so late to work. Like, I'm talking Thursday.

Posted by: jsg at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM (u33zl)
===========================

heh

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (dFi94)

710 563 Remember back in 2008 when the Obama campaign came up with that funky "Office of the President-Elect" seal and mounted that thing on every podium used by Barry until the inauguration?


Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:48 AM (JBggj)


I expect Trump's seal tomorrow to be Fuck You I Won.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (4ErVI)

711 Chemical Joffrey!!! Threadwinnah sockpuppet name! People living in MO should avoid goblets of wine (or cakes?) for the next little while I'd suggest.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (xIunr)

712 The wine is gone.

This calls for scotch and beer. FINISH.

Posted by: Locarno at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (HhYvn)

713 He brought that out before the election! I remember seeing a photo of it on a podium with him and he was mocked and criticized for it.

Yep, apparently he was trying to appear presidential or some such. He only used the "Seal of the president elect" once too because everyone howled at him in derision. Still, it left a lasting impression on me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (39g3+)

714 Johnson and Stein taking 3.5% in WI, what Hillary is losing by

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (XoldI)

715 660
obamacare - gone
obama bullshit - gone
big govt - in trouble

Oh, no - big government will grow. The thing to celebrate is the composition of the Supreme Court. DJT will try to change his list, but the world won't let him.

Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (LbXNI)

716 Nope... Trump = 254

Clinton = 209

(as of this moment...)

16 more EVs to seal the deal.

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (ry4ab)

717

it's a funeral at msdnc

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (qCMvj)

718 Less than a point in PA

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (rP2JJ)

719 heh, Andrea Mitchell sadly reports that the Clinton family/campaign is on radio silence.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (ozZau)

720 ABC News still hacking on Trump.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (IKsp1)

721 Trump simply out worked everyone and showed courage where Republicans always cowered.
He is the Man and I love him

Posted by: sandy at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (mD07c)

This. Trump was my next-to-last choice. But he stepped up like none of the others I favored. Plus, if things go pear-shaped (something I have not ruled out yet), he will be the litigious muthafucka who will make sure things are on the up-and-up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (h1PKb)

722 >>...and an

obnoxious dummy.



Because the obnoxious dummy fights at a time when people were mad as hell wanting a fight.

Trump wasn't my guy, but he sure as hell was willing to fight more than the other 15 --- by a wide margin.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (NOIQH)

723 Missouri elected a R governor.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (Enq6K)

724 someone see what's going on rick wilson's twitter feed....is he alive?
i'm blocked

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (0O7c5)

725 To be fair, Ryan has been campaigning for Trump in Wisconsin. For maybe a week.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (dFi94)

726 Andrea Mitchell! So, so sad ... it's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (o/EW5)

727 707 THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS NOW UNDER OUR CONTROL.

No, it isn't. We have added one guy. It'll make a difference, sure, and more of a difference than "owning" the House and Senate did, but it's just one guy.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (7H/2n)


"Ha Ha!!"

- - IRS, EPA, DoE. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (mbhDw)

728 Dow Down 782. SP Down 107.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton

=====

George Soros respirations down 10..9...

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (zu88C)

729 A.J. Delgado
@AJDelgado13
To the hundreds who mocked me saying I would regret this tweet Nov 8 and quietly delete it....

Guess what!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (y3aQB)

730 Still don't want to get too excited.

But it's getting really, REALLY hard.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (ciTDw)

731 CNN - people crying and in shock at Hillary events!!!!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (23lwL)

732 It's Brexit after all.


Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 12:50 AM

Next comes the "Trump Voters Remorseful" headlines.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (S2VsH)

733 I hope Hillary doesn't ask for a recunt!!

Posted by: exhelodrvr at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (jo8t2)

734 I'm detecting a pivot to the horrible economy for the MSM soon.

Wait 'til they release the unemployment figures! Those should be a doozy.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (7H/2n)

735 Newt. Take your Čored down the left flank. Guliani, follow the President's banner down the center. Christie, take your company right, after you build the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Voters of Trump! Pundits shall be shaken, polls shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!

Posted by: King Trump at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (EZDs2)

736 CHOOSE, CHOOSE THE FORM OF YOUR DESTRUCTOR:

Donald Trump

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (fFfWq)

737 Per SCOTUS, I'd also like to point out that Harry Reid has already said he'd invoke the nuclear option to pass SC noms. Well, I guess if that's the rule now, we'll just have to live with it.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (LAe3v)

738 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:53 AM (4ErVI)
He totally should, that would make me laugh.
In vero possumus?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (Q5Ymk)

739 Hillary had fireworks scheduled for tonight cancelled

yesterday. Bad internal polling?

Posted by: Carol at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (sj3Ax)

I want the fireworks

Meanwhile, the news just drags this shit out,...
Awwww, all these sexists pigs were just hoping Hills would be the first...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (P/kVC)

740 When do we re-animate die Fuehrerin and tell her?

Posted by: Huma at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (hA1V+)

741 Hillary Clinton supporters at her election night event in New York.

[pic]

twitter.com/nytimesphoto/status/796214016943202308


Hah! Suck it, mutants.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (ZLQuU)

742 Once again, tonight's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

Posted by: Epobirs at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (AK5Ni)

743 whoa, they were to close with the camera on Mitchell, had to pan out fast.

Shel lshocked? yeah, including Andrea.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (OAlmw)

744 664
Dow Down 782. S&P Down 107.
___________
I bet my big gold play pays off tomorrow.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (CLfqv)

745 696 HotAir - I don't know if they'd play it now......
I used to occasionally listen to Ed's radio shows.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (23lwL)

Man, what was it that Rick Perry called their site that one time? I can't remember, just that it was freakin hilarious.
Posted by: tdpwells


I believer it was "HotGas" and he was right!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (+uqOo)

746 "691 Trump may be sui generis, coming into the election with his fame and resources, but it proves you don't have to be anointed by the GOPe to win. And that changes so much. I don't even care if he's a shitty POTUS - the precedent has been set. We need no longer be slaves to the RNC and their continual pushing of one shit sandwich candidate after another. "

Oh how right you are.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (JSovD)

747 Little Democrat kids crying - fuck them - for the planet...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (23lwL)

748 Dow Futes down 800 points. Again, Jump you fuckers!

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (DW+jj)

749 If Donald Trump actually wins the Presidency?
You know who benefits?

Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (ZsN9X)

750 But But But Eminent Domain!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (dELE3)

751 Surely now the media will be concerned with the 19% unemployment number, the 18 trillion in debt and our horrible foreign policy. Trump is a horrible president! Just look at this mess!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (pUDQf)

752 I'm torn between wanting to let people celebrate and wanting to caution them not to get too wound up in support of Trump who will certainly break their hearts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (39g3+)

753 No, it isn't. We have added one guy. It'll make a difference, sure, and more of a difference than "owning" the House and Senate did, but it's just one guy.

*************

Meh, for one guy Reagan sure managed to accomplish a lot.

Bush, not so much though, lol.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (G8TO0)

754 Republicans are going to have the White House, the Senate, and the House of Representatives. If they don't scrap Obamacare now, they never will. Get to it. Chop Chop.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (dFi94)

755 futures on shredding machines just went up

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (c6/9Q)

756 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX,

Don't spill your scotch while dropping your deuce! ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (X0CTs)

757 wonder how Comey feels right now?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (oAY8z)

758 Ok. Who's got details on how MI is shaping up?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (71OEY)

759 Dow Down 782. SP Down 107.

Social Justice Millionaires hardest hit.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (Tyii7)

760 Very mellow at Trump HQ. They're waiting for the final nail to be banged into the clinton's coffin.

****

I bet the family is sitting around, calmly, looking at one another and asking, "Did you see this coming?"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (SEXy3)

761 Thanks McMuffin for denying Trump VA.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (J70i0)

762 Carville is completely floundering, at a loss for words. I don't think any of these MSM assholes prepared any comments for a Trump win.

The last time we were on top I said "There are no permanent political victories." People on the left thought politics was over the day Obama was elected, that the combination of control over the media and a tide of immigrants would mean no more Republican presidents. And of course they were wrong.

We'll be in that spot again soon enough, but for tonight I'm going to savor the victory.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (Xuv2G)

763


PBS refusing to call several states while trying nooses...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (Mt8T4)

764 FREE VIBRATORS ALL AROUND

Posted by: HRC campaign HQ at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (Y/E2d)

765 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (23lwL)
It's wonderful isn't it?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (Q5Ymk)

766 Surely now the media will be concerned with the 19% unemployment number, the 18 trillion in debt and our horrible foreign policy. Trump is a horrible president! Just look at this mess!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (pUDQf)

LMAO--exactly!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (dELE3)

767 I believer it was "HotGas" and he was right!
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (+uqOo)

Yeah that was it. Fuckin funny, man.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (/1KcA)

768 730 Still don't want to get too excited.

But it's getting really, REALLY hard.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (ciTDw)

Think how I feel!

Posted by: Trumps yuge Dick! at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (76Nj2)

769 I'm fucking gobsmacked. And it's heavenly.

Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (o/EW5)

770 God, I would love it if Michigan was the state to put Trump over the top...

Posted by: holygoat at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (DbBV5)

771 "Dow Down 782. SP Down 107.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (mbhDw) "

At least Glenn Beck's pimping of Goldline ended up being good advice - the currency markets are probably going to tank if Trump wins.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (kumBu)

772 Toomey is up 40k votes with 93% reporting

Posted by: Njconservative at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (NvEiB)

773 YEE HAW!!!!!

Posted by: Scout at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (ukad2)

774 I'm so happy, I don't know what to do.

I'm in shock.

I knew he could win, but, wow.


Posted by: Biergood at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (v8Lx/)

775 appoint nigel farage secretary of the interior

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (Z53PH)

776 757 wonder how Comey feels right now?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (oAY8z)


In his own collaborator/stumblefuck way, he might have actually done some good. And of course Weiner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (mbhDw)

777 Trump by 4% in WI, 78% in.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (XoldI)

778 Trigglypuff is shaking so much there are earthquakes!

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (1d5us)

779 >>Trump who will certainly break their hearts


He's not Obama.

He's not a Clinton.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (EayXl)

780 LOL - Fox News Radio (http://v6.player.abacast.net/2816) just reported that people are crying at Clinton headquarters where she is expected to give her acceptance (whoops! strike that!) concession speech. Sans fire works, me thinks. Please send a glass of your bitter tears to Sweenicus_Meridius

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (7vTEZ)

781
NPR Politics 1 minute ago

People at Clinton's watch party are pretty despondent.

[pic]

twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/796215119210545152

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (kdS6q)

782 So the official PA site says Trump is up 50k @ 92% in, wtf are the network's reporting

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (2RVmA)

783 Arizona 95% Trump.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (y3aQB)

784 In my own little corner of hell, Vermont just elected a Republican Governor. At least the 80 cents a gallon carbon tax on gas is dead - dead I tell you.

Posted by: moon over vermont at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (vjXkT)

785 The Destructor has arrived.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (G8TO0)

786 Boy, that Trump sure is a narcissist.

Boy, Trump sure does take a lot of time off!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (pUDQf)

787 Pudding cups out

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (RftOb)

788 Surely now the media will be concerned with the 19% unemployment number, the 18 trillion in debt and our horrible foreign policy.

But that's the best part of having a Republican president. The media remembers that its supposed to be the voice of opposition to those in power, a check against excesses and the ones that dig into corruption, not a willing participant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (39g3+)

789 Faces I Want To See RIGHT NOW

====


Mark Cuban

Mark Zuckerberg

Cher

Mooch

Jeff Bezos

...

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (zu88C)

790 Trump to Barry: "How's my ass taste now."

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (OAlmw)

791 PREDICTION: Homelessness will suddenly burst onto the scene as a major national problem.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (ZLQuU)

792 "Hell no Cruz isn't going to get anything but a well-deserved snubbing - until 2018, when he's going to get a well-deserved drubbing at the polls. I CAN'T WAIT to vote against the sumbitch.

Posted by: Trubble - Gloriously Deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (lITxr) "

So you're going to vote for the hand-picked GOPe shill against Cruz?

Go ahead and name someone who would be a better, more resonant SCOTUS pick. I'll wait.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (kumBu)

793 I am still in my Orange Shirt I voted in this AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (dELE3)

794 Do you think Hillary will concede? I think she might contest the results.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (dFi94)

795 soon as trump hits 270, think i'll put on some eagles. peaceful easy feelin. or something.



Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (KP5rU)





Not me.



Pantera, Fucking Hostile!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (h1PKb)

================
Primus - 'Shake Hands With Beef"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (tHwdc)

796 The site. http://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (2RVmA)

797 Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (pUDQf)
Don't forget the homeless will suddenly return.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (Q5Ymk)

798 MSNBC back to blaming Wikileaks again.

Drink it in, maaaaaaaaaan.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (Vevy5)

799 662 Not even Katy Perry's tits could help Hillary.
Have tits lost their power?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM

Hell no, conservative tits are supreme.

I'm not allowed to go get snak pak unless & until he hits 270 so I don't jinx it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (YhV5r)

800 I call first dips on Miley Cyrus's house

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (dELE3)

801 714 Johnson and Stein taking 3.5% in WI, what Hillary is losing by
--------
The coastal Berniebots are home in their safe spaces smoking weed to soothe their feels.

The Midwestern Berniebots took their revenge. "Ding dong, the witch is dead!"

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (ry4ab)

802 Anybody since that Luntz guy, you know, the one who runs that election game show with those groups of nice retards?

Posted by: Overheard at Trump HQ at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (edBdg)

803 This shows we need to get the money out of politics, right? I mean, what was the Clinton/Trump spend ratio, huh?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (J8/9G)

804 705
Snakehead was whining on MSNBC that if this happens, the Donks will have the least power (Nat., State, Local) he can remember.


Also, remember that '16 was our bad year for the Senate. The Senate Dems are in big trouble for '18.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (LAe3v)

805 "Next comes the "Trump Voters Remorseful" headlines."

Ahhahahaha.. You betcha.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (JSovD)

806 Dear liberal assholes:

You wanted a less conservative Republican party.

Congratulations on your success.

Choke on it.

Wahahahahahaha!

Posted by: lowtech redneck at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (egK2C)

807 He's not Obama.

He's not a Clinton.


Oh certainly he's better than the alternative. But people are acting like this will overturn Obamacare and shrink the government. That's ... lets just say its excessively optimistic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (39g3+)

808 someone see what's going on rick wilson's twitter feed .... is he alive?
i'm blocked
Posted by: phoenixgirl


"@TheRickWilson 1h
LOL thanks for the suicide wishes.

Not happening."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (v4Dtx)

809 MI 75% Trump. PA 69% Trump.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (y3aQB)

810 Yeah, exactly. Think of all the shredding going on right now in the Clinton Foundation. Think of all the BleachBit installations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (pUDQf)

811 I'm torn between wanting to let people celebrate and wanting to caution
them not to get too wound up in support of Trump who will certainly
break their hearts.
---
Worst case scenario: He turns out to be just another Republican

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (3Liv/)

812 Trump who will certainly break their hearts

Awww, poor wittle muffins.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (Tyii7)

813 Melania, you are so getting boned tonight

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (EZDs2)

814 Since my wife and I don't see eye to eye on political issues I voted at my summer house in between San Diego and Orange county.

I am fairly well known so I did not vote until 7:55 PM left coast time. I hate being mobbed by my fans. To my surprise I did not find my name on the voter rolls. I actually had to use a "provisional" ballot.

I used my passport as ID because my Chauffeur does all my driving. I actually had to use one of my bank cards as secondary ID. Worse, my little town's voting place only had 1800 provisional ballots. I was lucky to get one.

I started running through the presidential candidates names and almost connected the two arrows for Billary. Then I saw Trump. So, just to get even with my wife I voted for him. I was conflicted over the condom for porn stars ballot initiative - but I realized it is better to be safe than sorry. I voted for it.

After completing the provisional ballot, placing it in the envolope, tearing off the stub I found the box to be completely full! I flexed my muscles and shoved it in to the over stuffed ballot box and said "I'll be back" to see if my vote was counted.

I my opinion there were either a lot of "last minute" voters or someone was stuffing the ballot other than me. That is it from the left coast at about 8:15 PM. I'll be back.

Posted by: Arnies S. at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (4acWK)

815 All your tits are belong to us!

Posted by: KellyAnn Conway at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (gIJAl)

816


"Huma, Lick Faster!"


*Hic* *Vomits* *Explosive Poops*

Posted by: Hitlery at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (Mt8T4)

817 Somewhere is a very abused Applebee's waitress.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (mBYZv)

818

Tapper vv concerned about the markets

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (1TXSC)

819

Chris Matthews is pretty quiet.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (qCMvj)

820 What the fuck does it take for a flaming skull already?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (+p/8B)

821 "But Trump didn't win by 50 points, so he'll have to work with us..."

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (7H/2n)

822 809 MI 75% Trump. PA 69% Trump.
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (y3aQB)


Where is this? Define!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (mbhDw)

823 Toomey now within 0.4% in PA.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (LAe3v)

824 I think Trump's bumper music to give his acceptance speech should be Jay Z. 99 problems

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (Q5Ymk)

825 784 In my own little corner of hell, Vermont just elected a Republican Governor. At least the 80 cents a gallon carbon tax on gas is dead - dead I tell you.
Posted by: moon over vermont at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (vjXkT)

HA! In IA, we have a GOP gov. We got a 45% tax increase on our gas.

GO GOP!!!!

*barfs on keyboard*

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (X0CTs)

826 they did everything they could to set up a run against trump...

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (Y5Lq7)

827 MSNBC: Its the Russians!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (P8951)

828 2016: The Year the Polls Died

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (zu88C)

829 I just dropped Mar-a-Lago on the Crooked Witch.

Posted by: D. Trump at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (Se/yD)

830 799 662 Not even Katy Perry's tits could help Hillary.
Have tits lost their power?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM

Hell no, conservative tits are supreme.

I'm not allowed to go get snak pak unless & until he hits 270 so I don't jinx it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (YhV5r)



Someone claimed you were NeverTrump

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (bMG0w)

831 This. Trump was my next-to-last choice.
Screw you!

Posted by: !Jeb! at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (xIunr)

832 Wow, MSDNC saying Schumer important now for filibustering and block the republicans.
---------

I'm wondering if they will be referred to as 'Obstructionist Democrats'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (29QcC)

833 But Jeb! would have been ahead by 100 electoral votes by now.


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (ZLQuU)

834 Congratulations to President Donald J. Trump!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (0OG8D)

835 It's almost pudding time.

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (3oLOm)

836
270


Wait until 270

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (1TXSC)

837 Not for nothing, but IBD and the LA Times polls look pretty good right now. So is that Trafalgar Group that had Trump in the lead in PA and Michigan.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (PJMpr)

838 This is a massive repudiation of Obama, Clinton and DC

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (BS8yt)

839 I mean, what was the Clinton/Trump spend ratio

4:1 as I understand it. Trump got the money out of politics, to a large degree. Just like the left keeps claiming they want.

Of course, what they really mean is they want private money out of politics. They want the government to control it all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (39g3+)

840 Holy Shit Trump within .1% in PA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (dELE3)

841 @664, J.J.

I see some good buying potential here!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (kP16F)

842 PA:

Clinton 48.3
Trump 48.2



Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (Enq6K)

843 Do you think Hillary will concede? I think she might contest the results.


Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (dFi94)

This is the turd in the punch bowl. She's gonna make Algore look classy and dignified. Well, done, "Madame secretary."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (h1PKb)

844 817 Somewhere is a very abused Applebee's waitress.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (mBYZv)

Winnah!

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (7qAYi)

845 "I'm detecting a pivot to the horrible economy for the MSM soon.

Posted by: El Kabong"

And the huge undercounted unemployment rate.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (w+Jhj)

846 No, you need to be an entertaining if shallow spokesman, providing the media with good ratings such that they cover you and your campaign non-stop.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 12:45 AM (KRwzj)

Wow. A man places himself and his whole family in the line of fire from the left and is pulling a major upset against all odds and all that comes out of your piehole is bile.

What an asshole you are.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (ej1L0)

847 Ok what celebs are packing up and leaving? I volunteer to help with the moving.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (JSovD)

848 It ain't over 'til she sings 'Blue Velvet.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (v4Dtx)

849 805 "Next comes the "Trump Voters Remorseful" headlines."

Ahhahahaha.. You betcha.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:57 AM (JSovD)


The templates just arrived from our UK office.

Posted by: Lazy media intern at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (Xuv2G)

850 FBN say Trump up in PA for first time.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (OAlmw)

851 ok its a driggin ross up but there are 3 percentage point difference gawd i think i;ll have another whisky

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (N4AcK)

852


CNN still trying to figure out how it happened...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (qCMvj)

853 Cavuto says " tell them at Clinton HQ that we will be covering them all night"

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (zu88C)

854 Posted by: King Trump at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (EZDs2)'

I'm ecstatic he's winning, but we don't have fucking kings in this country. Goddamn it.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (ozZau)

855 There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say, eye for an eye
Eye for a tooth When I roamed young
I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town
It's nice, so nice, to be Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef She's so fine
She's so sweet
Mom and Pop they raised her
On huge slabs of meat She's fine
A man of nine
Water derby day
Twenty six pumps
on a Crossman
And it's time to play It's nice, so nice, to be Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (tHwdc)

856 fuck
MeAgain and Bret trying to find a way for Hillary to win
STFU

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (8m2AC)

857 Jeebus, can we get this over with so I can get some sleep?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (vyqqu)

858 J.J.

The Big counties in MI are all almost complete. It's possible but I'll guess not likely that the FAB can make up what she needs.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (d76uN)

859 NYT expecting Trump to win PA

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (6IPEM)

860 any know if the pot referendum past in Maine?
we are closing on a house there soon

Posted by: elroblo at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (NuNEG)

861 My feelings toward the GOPe right now are like that scene in American Beauty when Kevin Spacey catches his wife at the drive-thru window with the real estate guy she's been fucking behind his back.

"No, no. You...don't get to tell me what to do. Ever. Again."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (kumBu)

862 so who's face are you guys gonna rub it in first? the win, not your dicks jeeze

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (J1Jae)

863 >>>845 "I'm detecting a pivot to the horrible economy for the MSM soon.
Posted by: El Kabong"
And the huge undercounted unemployment rate.

And that awful ISIS problem in the Middle East.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (J/1BU)

864 Its over. President Trump. I cant wait to hear Hillary's concession speech.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (vYaiw)

865 WE NEED MORE SWEET SMELLING CAMEL TOE'S IN HERE TO WAKE THIS DRUNK BITCH UP!

Posted by: HRC campaign HQ at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (Y/E2d)

866


The Election Was Stolen By Russians, Wall Street, Nazi's and Homophobes!

Posted by: Hitlery at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (Mt8T4)

867 Market went down after Brexit vote. Then it came back up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (IqV8l)

868 Somewhere is a very abused Applebee's waitress.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:58 AM (mBYZv)


Actually I had a Drink with CBD tonight at Applebee's and i tipped her very well, so it was not us

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (dELE3)

869 My pulse is slowly coming back to normal. Is it too soon to look up and see that the glass ceiling is still intact?

Posted by: areswomen at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (Rx2dv)

870 So when Trump takes office, is it Bush's fault again?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (pUDQf)

871 The Clinton election rally looks pretty sad.

And the reporter there is an azzhole, oh I asked J to change to CNN. Back to FN now.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (o/90i)

872 742 @ Epobirs.

A classic to be sure, and yeah the witch may not have dodged the house.

But going with this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (ry4ab)

873

WHY AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD , YOU MIGHT ASK

Posted by: a nasty, sick,old woman in a pantsuit at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (zu88C)

874 I KNEW something would have to give in the Cosmic Scheme for Trump to win.

I went to bed disappointed and pissed. Just saying.

You have got to be kidding me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (fiGNd)

875 >>>862 so who's face are you guys gonna rub it in first? the win, not your dicks jeeze

Rick Wilson.

And both.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (J/1BU)

876 >>>Not even Katy Perry's tits could help Hillary.
Have tits lost their power?
......

Kimberly Guilfoyle tits> Katy Perry tits

I blame Madonna's blowjob threat.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (71OEY)

877 So who has the Hillary! Downfall video ready to deploy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (Uy2pz)

878 Wow.....MeAgain and Hummer just don't fucking get what's gain on tonight.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (O+RfY)

879

270

Wait till 270

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (1TXSC)

880 We here in Michigan are so excited!

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (PHxng)

881
abc will not call WI. or others. They can't bring themselves to call it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (ODxAs)

882 Unemployment up, stock market down, economy turns to shit, inflation up, terrorism, homelessness. man were screwed starting tomorrow.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (hMqvx)

883 MI 79% chance now for Trump.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (y3aQB)

884 Michigan or Pennsylvania will seal it.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (pndC3)

885 Just turned on CBS, the tears are flowing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (voOPb)

886 The white smoke is out ... a new pope is chosen

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (LhGBu)

887 Damnit, my Doc will not be available in 4 hours.

Craigslist or Backstreet instead?

Posted by: Flyboy at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (h/y2h)

888 Trump just stopped Hillary. My heart can never be broken now, precious.

Posted by: Afroman at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (oe//q)

889 Trump up 34000 votes in PA with 93 percent in. Lead continues to grow.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (PJMpr)

890 854 Posted by: King Trump at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (EZDs2)'

I'm ecstatic he's winning, but we don't have fucking kings in this country. Goddamn it.
Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (ozZau)

God-Emperor Trump is one of his facebook fan groups. It's hilarious.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (7qAYi)

891 So when Trump takes office, is it Bush's fault again?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (pUDQf)

Who?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (dELE3)

892 i poasted the live version of this earlier today, but, as things seem to be going well, it's even more appropriate, and this is the single version of the video, with lots of hawt chicks for us morons, and musicians for the ettes...

I Predict A Riot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamKl-su8PE

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (sm9eL)

893 wonder how Comey feels right now?


***

He's turned to face the DOJ and is rapidly flipping birds in their direction

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (SEXy3)

894 Seriously, are we calling this thing?

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (t4HFi)

895 757

Like that young guy who had bull queers gunning for him in ...AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.

Posted by: doomed at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (UW4Uc)

896 795 soon as trump hits 270, think i'll put on some eagles. peaceful easy feelin. or something.



Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (KP5rU)





Not me.



Pantera, Fucking Hostile!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (h1PKb)

================
Primus - 'Shake Hands With Beef"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw
----
Nugent, "Free for All"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c2OM7HEfrs

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (ry4ab)

897 I'm going to hell but the weeping chicklets at Hillary HQ are giving me a boner.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (0F67M)

898 If you want some good #NeverTrump tears, I suggest Ben Howe's twitterfeed right now.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (J/1BU)

899 CBS News 6 minutes ago

A Clinton aide tells CBS that they do believe they will pull out a victory in Michigan and in Wisconsin in the end



Mein Fuehrer, Steiner....


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
****

They are busy printing up votes to suddenly be discovered as fast as they can.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (hVdx9)

900 Hillary is looking for Steiner

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (2RVmA)

901 765
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 12:54 AM (23lwL)

It's wonderful isn't it?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (Q5Ymk)


ALL OF US were EXACTLY this excited in November, 2014 and it was almost exactly 2 weeks before the Republicans sold everyone out.

On the plus side, I REALLY think Trump wants to set the country on the right course and will do what needs to be done.

More comments but CNN anchors may kill themselves...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (23lwL)

902 845 "I'm detecting a pivot to the horrible economy for the MSM soon.

Posted by: El Kabong"

And the huge undercounted unemployment rate.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert



Warming up in the bullpen baby!!

Posted by: The Homeless at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (syGA0)

903 787 Pudding cups out
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 12:56 AM (RftOb)

---

Nurse is bringing me pudding cups.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (Eabwd)

904 *scene at Clinton HQ*

Podesta: You go tell her she has to concede, Huma.

Huma: Fuck you, you got us into this mess, you do it.

Podesta: Hell no.

Huma: Well I'm not doing it.

Bill: PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME!

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (dEQP3)

905 CNN won't call Wisconsin. I think they are prepping for suicide watch.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (/HC6x)

906

oh man, men at the hillary hq's crying

sad

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (qCMvj)

907 "So what are we missing now? What will put him over the top?"

Arizona and Alaska.

I think his chances are good.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (wfDW1)

908 "833 But Jeb! would have been ahead by 100 electoral votes by now. "

Idiot Bush family. Got their knickers in a twist over a little name calling.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (JSovD)

909 843
Do you think Hillary will concede? I think she might contest the results.


Never! She berated Trump in a debate for even speculating upon such a thing. Right?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (+p/8B)

910 It's getting late, and I would like to have a bit of the Glenlivet 18 before I go to bed, but I want to wait until it's official.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (sdi6R)

911 Trump up 34000 votes in PA with 93 percent in. Lead continues to grow.
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (PJMpr)




Source?

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (GUBah)

912 I cant wait to see the minority breakdown in votes.

Absolutely convinced Trump curbstomped Romney's numbers.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (G8TO0)

913 I literally can't even!

And in the Current Year!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (4ErVI)

914 Leaving on a jet plane
Won't be back to Malibu again
I can get new muslim maids on the Cote de Azur
And make new friends in the EU

While that deplorable MAN makes America Great Again

Posted by: Barbra Streisland at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (1d5us)

915 Getting ready to take my shirt off and run outside!!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (CNHr1)

916 Or there is a high priced steak screaming for mercy on a way too hot skillet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (Uy2pz)

917 It's over. I've never been this happy about a candidate I dislike winning. D.GOOCH
Posted by: GOOCH at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (0mNiK)

Exactly.

Its still going to be a long four years, but America has gotten a reprieve from its final destruction as a Republic with even the potential for Constitutionally limited government.

That, and the leftist ass-fucks get to suffer like they've made all of us suffer for eight years.

For tonight, that is enough.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (egK2C)

918 Shep seems a bit down over exciting news.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (stTTh)

919 Maddow in tears

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (OwNJe)

920 abc will not call WI. or others. They can't bring themselves to call it.

***

They must MUST wait and get that call right because that's the call that might well trigger her concession.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (SEXy3)

921 @822 J.J. Sefton

NYT website.

Oddly enough, they've been more conservative and pretty spot on. It's really been interesting to watch.

Posted by: Militant Bibliophile at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (2swaq)

922 NYTimes is 12% behind the PA Sec of State in reported percentages. Losers.


PA 8,491 Out of 9,168 Districts (92.62%) Reporting Statewide

CLINTON, HILLARY

(DEM)

47.92%

Votes: 2,474,996

TRUMP, DONALD J

(REP)

48.57%

Votes: 2,508,532

Posted by: exsanguine at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (ypR3d)

923 How hard is it to count these things? Let's go!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (rP2JJ)

924
when Trump replaces Obama, is Orange the New Black?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (ODxAs)

925 907 "So what are we missing now? What will put him over the top?"

Arizona and Alaska.

I think his chances are good.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (wfDW1)


I thought he got Alaska already?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (mbhDw)

926 https://tinyurl.com/neggkzg My county in Pa, Kicking ass as usual ! TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (y3aQB)

927 And I'm going to make some serious money in the stock market tomorrow.

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (8m2AC)

928 From the PA map, it looks like only red counties are still not counted. 99% chance of winning PA.
NYT saying 79% chance of winning MI.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (6IPEM)

929 I love how Fox keeps going to the whiny, crying Clinton crowd.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (71OEY)

930 Seriously, are we calling this thing?
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (t4HFi)

If he takes PA, get the fat lady out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (dELE3)

931 897 I'm going to hell but the weeping chicklets at Hillary HQ are giving me a boner.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (0F67M)

---

You'll have company.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (Eabwd)

932 I guess rallies DO Fucking matter bitches.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (jxw6R)

933 RNC spent 0 dollars for Trump

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (pndC3)

934 ATC - Bill has already gone upstairs with some hooker. He's a free man.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (t4HFi)

935 Just waiting for the curtain to fall on Clintons forever.

Bring it home.

Posted by: Locarno at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (HhYvn)

936 Your face when all your scheming, bullshit and poll rigging still couldn't get that alcoholic lesbian across the finish line.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (pUDQf)

937 "904 *scene at Clinton HQ*

Podesta: You go tell her she has to concede, Huma.

Huma: Fuck you, you got us into this mess, you do it.

Podesta: Hell no.

Huma: Well I'm not doing it.

Bill: PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME!"




Bwahahaha...

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (JSovD)

938 Surely now the media will be concerned with the 19% unemployment number,
the 18 trillion in debt and our horrible foreign policy. Trump is a
horrible president! Just look at this mess!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 12:55 AM (pUDQf)
=================

I don't think Barry would like that at all, at least until after the inauguration.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (JBggj)

939 oh man! Do you think they might even consider cancelling "Madam Secretary" now?

Posted by: The Living Glenn Beck! at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (GdgAM)

940 oh man, men at the hillary hq's crying

sad
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (qCMvj)



More like MINO

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (auHtY)

941 wait, what ? Minnesota ?

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (c6/9Q)

942 Since whoever I vote for always loses, I made sure to not vote for Trump. "Deez Nuts" got my California vote.

Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (n5VsB)

943 But Jeb! would have been ahead by 100 electoral votes by now.


***

No. Jeb would have WON 100 electoral votes by now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (SEXy3)

944
Please do not post results WITHOUT links or sources.

Thank you.

The Mismanagement

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (mbhDw)

945 Is Bill banging the Energizer Bunny like a screen door in a hurricane?

Posted by: Barbra Streisland at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (1d5us)

946 IT'S CHAOS, I THINK I SAW JAMES CARVILLE AT A LOSS FOR WORDS! HE COULDN'T FORM A SENTENCE!

Posted by: Africanis at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (+2Gki)

947 LOL Baier just asked "are heads exploding when you talk to them?" Talking to a lib whose name escapes me....

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (/1KcA)

948 Is it time for pudding?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (/HC6x)

949

oy, they are all still talking about a possible path for hillary, but also final counts in other called states. meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (qCMvj)

950 This is glorious.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (F0ZHr)

951 I do believe I have what those crazy kids call a boner.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (cbW3l)

952 I will tell you this and probably get a load of shit from everyone here, but here goes....

NOW is the time to play for the African American vote....they have come to the realization that they are on the Dem plantation and didn't come when called this time.

Republicans....make a play for African Americans...they are willing to listen now if you will REALLY help them and not just kiss their ass for votes

Posted by: FITP at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (22ML0)

953 ok talking heads are getting worked up looks like we get to drink the tears of hippies

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (N4AcK)

954 Breitbart keeps crashing for me now

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (rP2JJ)

955 830 Someone claimed you were NeverTrump
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (bMG0w)

FUCK NO. Who's telling lies about me? Cruz was my guy, but I always said if Trump got nod I'd vote for him.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (YhV5r)

956
CNN says Trump moving ahead in PA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (mbhDw)

957 MSNBC: Economic despair animated the Trump vote

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (OwNJe)

958 oh man, men at the hillary hq's crying

sad
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


AGGGG! What channel? What channel? What channel?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (v4Dtx)

959 PA


T: 48.3
C: 48.2

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (Enq6K)

960 919 Maddow in tears
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (OwNJe)

---

Sweet.

So sweet.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (Eabwd)

961 Ahead in PA!!!!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (rP2JJ)

962 Madcow losing her shit over Muslims and Mexicans again.

Give it up, Baba Yaga.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (Vevy5)

963 MSM news will be horrific. DO. NOT. CARE!

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (a7FXx)

964 "Craigslist or Backstreet instead?

Posted by: Flyboy at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (h/y2h) "

You mean Backpage?

Err, uh, I mean that I have no idea what you're talking about. Who's Craig?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (kumBu)

965 I remember watching in 2012 as Oh was called for TFG.
This is exactly the opposite of that experience so far.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (hVdx9)

966 896 795 soon as trump hits 270, think i'll put on some eagles. peaceful easy feelin. or something.



Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (KP5rU)





Not me.



Pantera, Fucking Hostile!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (h1PKb)

================
Primus - 'Shake Hands With Beef"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw
----
Nugent, "Free for All"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c2OM7HEfrs

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (ry4a

I'm thinking The Man On The Silver Mountain

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (voOPb)

967 Trump leading in PA with 89% of votes in.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (stTTh)

968 suddenly everything will be the president's fault again

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (guIHw)

969 Trump edging ahead of the Beast in PA.


CNN status:

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (tHwdc)

970 I'm ecstatic he's winning, but we don't have fucking kings in this country. Goddamn it.
Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (ozZau)


No, we don't, but we just dodged a Schwerer Gustav size bullet.

Posted by: Lazy media intern at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (Xuv2G)

971 Nurse is bringing me pudding cups.

***

Nurse?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (SEXy3)

972 Yeah, I'm worried about shenanigans in PA and MI - blue states being the decider = scary!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (NOIQH)

973 God I hope Trump doesn't let these assholes in the GOPe off the hook.

Fuck em all. War.

I bet Breitbart is smiling like hell.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (pUDQf)

974 WHY AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD , YOU MIGHT ASK
---
That has to be a headline tomorrow

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (3Liv/)

975 Not called yet, takes forever to count the votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (wfDW1)

976 Dear Huma,

Wrong wagon, honey.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (F0ZHr)

977 "Fright Night" at the Puffington Host still says it's "close, close, close"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (kP16F)

978 840 Holy Shit Trump within .1% in PA

---

i did my best. tried to vote twice...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (EZDs2)

979

ahahaha

Rove admitting they had a swing at WI twice and didnt' win.

Then Brett brought up about everyone saying Trump didn't have a ground game.


ahahaha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (qCMvj)

980 870
So when Trump takes office, is it Bush's fault again?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (pUDQf)


Errr. Nooooo. Make no mistake, everything that happens from two hours ago until infinty will forever be Trumps fault.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (+p/8B)

981 The nets are lagging on PA's numbers - they're probably doing it for ratings

Posted by: Njconservative at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (NvEiB)

982 Bomber!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (YhV5r)

983 I have Trump at 285 without PA but with MI

Without MI Trump is 269

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (d76uN)

984 Trump done stomped a mudhole in the FAB's and liberal's asses!

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (dRt1Q)

985 CNN concedes IA

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (tHwdc)

986 http://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

This it, get the pudding

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (2RVmA)

987 also, as a fellow eeyore, fuck you ace for getting me down in the beginning! i do that well enough on my own! ive been lurking here since 2008. had to start commenting today

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (J1Jae)

988 944


Please do not post results WITHOUT links or sources.



Thank you.



The Mismanagement



http://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW#

Posted by: exsanguine at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (ypR3d)

989 >>>919 Maddow in tears
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (OwNJe)

Get me Sally Kohn in a noose and I will die from unending joygasms.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (J/1BU)

990 Still watching MSNBC and it's awesome.


Watch for Butler County in PA. Trump's closing in on Hillary and Butler County's supposed to give him a big kick. The guy that's doing the map of each state with each county is pretty good, I have to say.


And they still haven't called Wisconsin for Trump.

Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (o/EW5)

991 Link to PA results state page

http://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (PJMpr)

992 Looks like that huge upswing in voters was, as we suspected, a zillion angry republicans and independents who sat out the last two elections.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (39g3+)

993 MSNBC is in a meltdown.

Posted by: Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (So9FI)

994 Too soon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (Eabwd)

995 Trippi - oh no, Dems didn't think it would be a big win by Hillary

yeah right - they believed their own gaslighting by their media polls!

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (hA1V+)

996

MSM DELENDA EST

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (zu88C)

997 btw Karl rove should stfu and stop being on tv

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (jxw6R)

998 C'mon, PA! Put him over the top!

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (sdi6R)

999 I remember watching in 2012 as Oh was called for TFG.
This is exactly the opposite of that experience so far.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (hVdx9)

And remember Executive Actions can be reversed with the stroke of a pen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (dELE3)

1000 1000

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (TqXWc)

1001 MSNBC is breaking WI down to counties to find a way for Steiner to come.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (0F67M)

1002 DWS: "Let's sing a song to raise our spirits!"

Podesta: "Did someone say 'spirits' ? I have a great new recipe ... what?"

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (JBggj)

1003 I wanna get a bunch of " yes California " bumper stickers and leave them in the break rooms at work.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (F4e1g)

1004

Rove saying Ryan one of the big reasons trump won WI

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (qCMvj)

1005 CNN - Trump ahead in Pennsylvania -



C'mon John King - save the Earth from your carbon footprint.



Trump - Iowa....-NICE

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (23lwL)

1006 This proves Rommney could have one it if he had called a spade a spade...but he couldn't do it.So he lost. Nice guys finish last.

Posted by: Barbra Streisland at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (1d5us)

1007 If he does pull this out, I find delicious the fact that all of the pundits and consultants were pretty much sidelined or hostile. It kind of shows what they are worth, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (92kX2)

1008 MSNBC: Economic despair animated the Trump vote

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (OwNJe)



What? How can that be in Barry's economic golden age

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (auHtY)

1009 Ha. Nailed it. It's a great day.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (TqXWc)

1010 ABC News bint crying because the public doesn't trust them anymore.

Choke on it, scrunt.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (IKsp1)

1011 Rove visibly shaken ....

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (9n0dl)

1012 Another side bonus - if you're a single guy in a blue state, you'll have your pick of the litter of sad little SJW snowflakes who need a good pity fuck. Cuz you know, wimmenz are the best, but they need a strong man's arms around them for comfort of they'll have a nervous breakdown.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (kumBu)

1013 Folks, we are going to have a genuine FLILF for First Lady. I'm gonna be thinking bad thoughts about our First Lady for at least the next 4 years.

Is that wrong?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (DW+jj)

1014 Trump will finally have a chance to prove all the naysayers wrong. That's all I wanted.

I just want to thank all of you who had your severe reservations about Trump but still voted for him anyway. I hope your faith will be greatly rewarded. God bless you all.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (G8TO0)

1015

On SeeBS they are desperately trying to figure out a way that Hillary can win. They are holding out, not calling NH or WI for Trump yet. They are on the verge of tears.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (a0SQT)

1016 MSNBC fluffing Chuck Schumer as their last hope now.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (Vevy5)

Schumer styles himself 'the Jewish Lyndon Johnson'. He was canny enough to sucker Rubio on the Gang of 8 deal. He's smart, cunning and savvy. The Democrats could do worse (from their perspective) for a Minority leader.

Think of Chuck Schumer as a more ruthless, amoral version of Tip O'Neill.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (mbhHA)

1017 And we could have had Rubio.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (mBYZv)

1018 I'm bracing for the hate-fest about to be showered on Trump supporters. It will be epic, unlike anything we have seen from the left. Also call for Obama to nullify the elections because racism is illegal or some such BS.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (NbRJx)

1019 The mainstream media may not realize it yet, but they have a limited window to come crawling to the American people and BEG them for forgiveness for 8 years of malpractice. Because the sea change is here.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (S2VsH)

1020 awwww Karl Rove that Fucking Beachball is warning Trump not to go after Ryan

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (y3aQB)

1021 943
But Jeb! would have been ahead by 100 electoral votes by now.





***



No. Jeb would have WON 100 electoral votes by now.

Jeb would have been losing by at least as much as whoever it was that ran against George Washington. Don't ask me who that was, that would be rude considering how drunk I am.

Posted by: Algore at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (LbXNI)

1022 I thought he got Alaska already?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (mbhDw)


Alaskan polls still haven't closed yet.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (zc3Db)

1023 How the fuck do you vote Arapiao out and vote for Trump???

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (CNHr1)

1024 Has she started drinking yet?

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (X8p7j)

1025 Um, that was months ago.

I know. Still baffled.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (KRwzj)

1026 Glass ceiling status

[ ] Broken
[x] Intact

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (EZDs2)

1027 Snakehead was whining on MSNBC that if this happens, the Donks will have the least power (Nat., State, Local) he can remember.

-
Snakehead rolls snake eyes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (Nwg0u)

1028 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (voOPb)
I still think trump needs to troll Hillary and play Jay Z
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (Q5Ymk)

1029 I wish to bathe in the salty tears of every libtrd Hillary supporter.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (JSovD)

1030 They are playing rock, paper, scissors at Hillary! HQ to see who will tell Damen Skankle Fuhrer that Steiner ain't coming.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (Uy2pz)

1031 Errr. Nooooo. Make no mistake, everything that happens from two hours ago until infinty will forever be Trumps fault.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (+p/8B)



FINALLY!

Posted by: W at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (tHwdc)

1032 bebe!!!

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (Eabwd)

1033 845 "I'm detecting a pivot to the horrible economy for the MSM soon.
Posted by: El Kabong"
And the huge undercounted unemployment rate.
And that awful ISIS problem in the Middle East.
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:00 AM (J/1BU)

And the homeless. And the crime wave in the inner cities. And Seasoned Citizens eating dog food to survive.

Remember the 80's and Reagan....good times, good times.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (ej1L0)

1034 Rove saying Ryan one of the big reasons trump won WI
**************

These establishment hacks truly live in another reality.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (G8TO0)

1035 I'm not going to bed until I hear HRC's concession speech.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (yANQt)

1036 915 Getting ready to take my shirt off and run outside!!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (CNHr1)


Oh yeah that's right!

Pics and I hope it's not too cold!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (4ErVI)

1037 MSNBC: Economic despair animated the Trump vote


Fuck them. They're delusional. They'll find a way to attribute this to something they can sneer at.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (ZLQuU)

1038 Is it DFTR time for Hillary?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (KAi1n)

1039 Trump needs to buy FBN --- NOW!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (zu88C)

1040 889
Trump up 34000 votes in PA with 93 percent in. Lead continues to grow.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 01:01 AM (PJMpr)

please please please please please please

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (XoldI)

1041 Somebody get Trump a wig of dreadlocks and a tiger!

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (bMG0w)

1042 Rove is way defending Paul Ryan out of thin air

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (Y/E2d)

1043 25
I'm going to get the pudding out of the fridge and let it come up to temperature.



...up to temperature.

Posted by: Johnny Two-Tim

Love this fucking place...

Posted by: groovemetal at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (ficNf)

1044 Toomey now ahead by 0.1%.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (LAe3v)

1045 Friend of mine who is a self proclaimed atheist pansexual humanist Hillbot claims that this trump thing has caused her to lose her innocence. She is not going to hold back advocating any longer. This is how a White House staff member is made.

Posted by: H at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (xrgKT)

1046 957 MSNBC: Economic despair animated the Trump vote
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:04 AM (OwNJe)


Smartest thing they've said in years. Now, if they'd bothered to mention it once in the last eight years there wouldn't be so much anger.

Posted by: Lazy media intern at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (Xuv2G)

1047 pulled ahead in PA. wow

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (guIHw)

1048 All I can say is - Thank God! We're not out of the woods yet, but it's a start.

Posted by: madtechie at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (mxMho)

1049 also, as a fellow eeyore, fuck you ace for getting me down in the beginning! i do that well enough on my own! ive been lurking here since 2008. had to start commenting today
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua


He did his job well, you should thank him for keeping your on an even keel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (v4Dtx)

1050 She gets all the remaining EVs she wins


270 . Get him to 270

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (1TXSC)

1051

on SeeBS, Oprah's girlfriend Gayle is choking up and looking pretty bad. Oprah is going to have to comfort her tonight.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (a0SQT)

1052 Rove now saying that Ryan was responsible for the Trump Win ... omg ... what a dick

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (9n0dl)

1053 I too just came.

Posted by: PDizzle at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (ZGACY)

1054 I'm ready for the "Hitler gets the news the Hilldabeast lost" parody.
And congrats to Texas Dan for 1000th.

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (RMlhY)

1055 So does Fredo go out with a whimper or take out his anger and revenge on Israel?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (dELE3)

1056

Fox fight!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (qCMvj)

1057 "Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (DW+jj) "

Also the hottest first daughter ever. She's my back-up plan if I can't marry into the Japanese imperial family.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (kumBu)

1058 1022 I thought he got Alaska already?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:02 AM (mbhDw)

Alaskan polls still haven't closed yet.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (zc3Db)

Is Alaska a battleground?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (TqXWc)

1059 990:Watch for Butler County in PA.


I grew up in Lawrence Country (North of Butler). I was up there this summer. Lots of Trump signs.

Posted by: The Homeless at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (syGA0)

1060 Rove shilling for Ryan. Like Ryan won the state for him.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (a7FXx)

1061 Too soon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF2p87nvsjU

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (kP16F)

1062 Karl is having a conniption, live. Fun to watch

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (c6/9Q)

1063 990

Heh!! The Butler did it. In Pennsylvania. With a Big Stick.

Posted by: The Living Glenn Beck! at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (GdgAM)

1064 MINO. That's great.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (gTQoY)

1065 paul ryan is why trump won WI? Shut up, Rove. Jack ass.

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (K0tm3)

1066 900 Hillary is looking for Steiner
Posted by: Jean

*points at map. "Then we will sweep thru IOWA, and WI.."

"Mine Furer.. um..."

Posted by: Downfall Shrill at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (+uqOo)

1067 I'm just more impressed that TexasDan called comment 1000 exactly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (39g3+)

1068 off The Homeless sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (syGA0)

1069 Wish they'd hurry n' call the race

This genuine and rare Cuban cigar ain't gonna smoke itself, y'know!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (v5iqM)

1070 Rove trying to defend Ryan

But it was obvious he was part of the Oct 8 attempted coup of the nominee by the Never Trumper GOPe wing, using the Access Hollywood tape in a coordinated and premeditated strike

Ryan only backed off when he saw that Trump was surviving the strike

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (hA1V+)

1071
Wow, Yahoo just flipped Penn to leans Trump. I wonder what their experts have to say about that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (auHtY)

1072 1042 Rove is way defending Paul Ryan out of thin air
Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (Y/E2d)

Gettin lively over there! I finally unmuted now that this is nearly a sure thing. PLEASE HAPPEN. NYT forecaster swinging his electoral total between 301-307.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (/1KcA)

1073 The sad faces on PBS, I drink their tears.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (BS8yt)

1074 >>>1023 How the fuck do you vote Arapiao out and vote for Trump???

He's scandal and investigation plagued. And Maricopa just kept getting bluer and bluer.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (J/1BU)

1075

Tucker set Rove right, then cat fight ensued

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (qCMvj)

1076 But Jeb! would have been ahead by 100 electoral votes by now.
Thank you. Please clap.

Posted by: !Jeb! at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (xIunr)

1077 Is it time yet? Aw, come on! Let me in!

Posted by: Flaming Skull at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (zTikR)

1078 Damn, Liz Claman's looking bangin tonight!

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (TkOBg)

1079 955 830 Someone claimed you were NeverTrump
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:59 AM (bMG0w)

FUCK NO. Who's telling lies about me? Cruz was my guy, but I always said if Trump got nod I'd vote for him.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (YhV5r)


Laurie David's Cervix in the last thread when I asked if you and Gushka were going to have pudding pictures.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (bMG0w)

1080 Why does Rove still have a job?

Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (yANQt)

1081 1013 Folks, we are going to have a genuine FLILF for First Lady. I'm gonna be thinking bad thoughts about our First Lady for at least the next 4 years.

Is that wrong?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (DW+jj)

Best part, there are hot nekkid pictures of her out there. First time that's ever happened, I'm sure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (pUDQf)

1082 matt drudge you glorious bastard. you never let me down.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (Z53PH)

1083
There's a black analyst on SeeBS that of course calls all Trump voters racists and this is all racism. Because. Racism.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (a0SQT)

1084 SMFH

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (YhV5r)

1085 please let Hillary be plastered for the concession speech.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (EZDs2)

1086 Drudge is calling it a Trump win.

Still waiting to tackle this 4 hour erection, though...

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (MHq1d)

1087 tomorrow=angry old whit people










Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (Y/E2d)

1088 This isn't just an FU to Hillary, its to all the elites but more importantly all the pundits, experts, talking heads, and media types. All of them must be stinging from the rebuke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (39g3+)

1089 Trump is about to make an announcement that he is grabbing the Oval Office by the pussy because Hillary should be in Jail.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (pndC3)

1090 any chance drudge is a lurker? drudge you're the bees knees

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (Z53PH)

1091 1026 Glass ceiling status

---

Some of us splittails broke the glass ceiling a long time ago.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (Eabwd)

1092 MSNBC in full meltdown.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (GUBah)

1093 Has the rioting started yet?

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (XFS85)

1094 Wow Toomey up in PA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (dELE3)

1095 "Warming up in the bullpen baby!!

Posted by: The Homeless"

Don't forget me!

Posted by: The Heroin Epidemic at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (w+Jhj)

1096 Nothing is more delicious than watching Karl Rove gnash his teeth.

Posted by: Scout at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (ukad2)

1097 Michigan is easily the slowest vote counting state ever

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (oAY8z)

1098 Release me...

Posted by: The Schadenboner at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (/kYMn)

1099

Blacks know I hate them. They just voted for me so the gravy train fire hose keeps on spewing.

Posted by: Hitlery at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (Mt8T4)

1100 The media will now notice we're at war.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (U+nHb)

1101 Went to DemocraticUnderground to how they were doing.
Their site is down:
http://www.democraticunderground.com

Posted by: rayj at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (qyUzy)

1102 And the homeless. And the crime wave in the inner cities. And Seasoned Citizens eating dog food to survive.

How about all the racial strife he's caused? I think they're going to work that vein hard.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (7H/2n)

1103 I think many of the GOPe consultant class, maybe Rove himself amongst them, will start ass kissing Preezie Trump, now. They were his pal all along, they'll say, they just couldn't really say. All the others were agin' ya', but I wuz really fer ya, Boss!

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (DW+jj)

1104 MADDOW SHITTING HERSELF

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (zu88C)

1105

Barack Obama. He entered office with his party in control of all three branches of Government. He will leave office having lost it all.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (ADIwO)

1106 Actually I had a Drink with CBD tonight at Applebee's and i tipped her very well, so it was not us
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------

Heh.
A dentist and a dildo walk into a bar...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (29QcC)

1107 Wolf Blitzer just said CNN will report the results of the election as soon as the DNC tells CNN what to say.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (y3aQB)

1108 TRUMP JUST TOOK THE LEAD IN PA!

PUDDING HUMP BOT TIME IS NIGH!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (qgUJH)

1109 So has the MSM dumped their red, white and blue color scheme for a nice and suitably mournful basic black?

Posted by: dissent555 at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (GdgAM)

1110 Rove trying to defend Ryan

But it was obvious he was part of the Oct 8 attempted coup of the nominee by the Never Trumper GOPe wing, using the Access Hollywood tape in a coordinated and premeditated strike

Ryan only backed off when he saw that Trump was surviving the strike

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (hA1V+)




Ryan is going to be like Abe Vigoda at the end of the Godfather asking Tom Hagen if he can get him off the hook for old times sake

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (auHtY)

1111 "I just want to thank all of you who had your severe reservations about Trump but still voted for him anyway. I hope your faith will be greatly rewarded. God bless you all.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (G8TO0) "

It took some soul searching, but I did the right thing. This country couldn't handle 8 potential years of Hillary.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (kumBu)

1112 oh man! Do you think they might even consider cancelling "Madam Secretary" now?

Posted by: The Living Glenn Beck! at November 09, 2016 01:03 AM (GdgAM)


Never watched it, but they should have Tea Leoni having to find work as a stripper and I might tune it in.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (zc3Db)

1113 They are playing rock, paper, scissors at Hillary! HQ to see who will tell Damen Skankle Fuhrer that Steiner ain't coming.

*****

I might have to permanently bookmark that video. It is going to be epic.

Posted by: 4thgengamecock at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (EUS2C)

1114 1035 I'm not going to bed until I hear fap to HRC's concession speech.


---

fify

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (EZDs2)

1115 I'm not old or white.

Well, not all white, anyways.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (Eabwd)

1116 Posted by: weft cut-loop

oh don't get me wrong im just playing around. i was telling myself before, "if we lose, at least i'll always have ace of spades to drown my sorrow in"

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (J1Jae)

1117 >>>1094 Wow Toomey up in PA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (dELE3)>>>

Sweet! Hopefully, Trump to follow.

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (K0tm3)

1118 Shep can't open his mouth without shaping the narrative. Hard to understand how he has that seat.

Posted by: Caliban at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (3GFMN)

1119 Robert Madcow on msnbc is losing his shit.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (cbW3l)

1120 I'm ready for the "Hitler gets the news the Hilldabeast lost" parody.
---
SOON

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (3Liv/)

1121 Is Alaska a battleground?
Posted by: TexasDan


Only in Fallout 3

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (v4Dtx)

1122 Karl Rove acting significant.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (zu88C)

1123 Fox Business just said Trump has pulled into the lead in PA.

Scotty, do NOT beam me up!!

Posted by: dwagyak at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (rt9YE)

1124 Holy crap, Trump may still actually win Pennsylvania in a close shave! (Closer than the Hildabeast's legs anyway.)

This calls for guitar solos that leaves hands bloody and burning. through the fir and the flames we carry on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7Rl3qxUqY

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (ry4ab)

1125 PA still in play. . . Lebanon still to go. . . And it's a mixed bag

Posted by: David W. at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (aWQkK)

1126 "1013 Folks, we are going to have a genuine FLILF for First Lady. I'm gonna be thinking bad thoughts about our First Lady for at least the next 4 years.

Is that wrong? "

No of course not. Red blooded alpha males everywhere in America are owed a good looking First Lady.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (JSovD)

1127 oh man, men at the hillary hq's crying


sad
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
---

They're gay. They cry all the time.

And then when they all get their sympathy periods at the same time... it's Histrionics on Parade.

Posted by: HIllary's HQ at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (hqqM5)

1128 Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:06 AM (yANQt)
Me either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (Q5Ymk)

1129 Trump signs unite and beat crooked Hillary

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (BS8yt)

1130 On SeeBS they are desperately trying to figure out a way that Hillary can win. They are holding out, not calling NH or WI for Trump yet.

They'd be doing the same if the situation was reversed. If people think it's over they'll stop watching, and ratings trump ideology. Gotta stretch the suspense out as long as possible.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (KRwzj)

1131 Michael Moore was right, biggest f u to the political class ever

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (PHxng)

1132 So when Trump takes office, is it Bush's fault again?

Yes. And Trump's.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (qJhUV)

1133 My bad! Trump up in PA now!

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (K0tm3)

1134 Actually, watching Rachel Maddox is equally delicious. When does Hillary stumble out???

Posted by: Scout at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (ukad2)

1135 Fuck Karl Rove with a rusty rake.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (F0ZHr)

1136 World: No one could screw up polling worse than Brexit
America: Hold my beer.....

Posted by: Limm at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (K1JW0)

1137
643
soon as trump hits 270, think i'll put on some eagles. peaceful easy feelin. or something.



Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2016 12:43 AM (KP5rU)





Not me.



Pantera, Fucking Hostile!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 12:51 AM (h1PKb)







Nah. Pantera, "Mouth For War"

Because the fight still continues.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (LuZz8)

1138 >>>1121 Is Alaska a battleground?
Posted by: TexasDan
Only in Fallout 3

I feel like a loser for laughing at that.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (J/1BU)

1139 1022 I thought he got Alaska already?

Alaska polls don't close for another 45 minutes

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (dRt1Q)

1140 http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president/pennsylvania
............
From, of all places the NY Times, Trump projected to win PA.!!!

Posted by: Today is it! at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (ACW3M)

1141 I'm watching MSNBC with the sound off. Matthews does not appear to be near as drunk as I was expecting.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (0F67M)

1142 God-Emperor Trump is one of his Facebook fan groups. It's hilarious.
As I recall from the once or twice I visited there through another site linking it, there was some really good sci-fi/fantasy paintings done of Trump there. Pretty cool.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (xIunr)

1143 They're gonna say this is angry white people, and they won't be wrong. Its not just that, but its a goodly portion. That and "oh, lets rig the entire primary so Hillary wins no matter what!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (39g3+)

1144 Does anyone think Hildebeast concedes tonight?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (CNHr1)

1145 Karl Rove's neck rolls flapping about all over the place.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (Vevy5)

1146 Ryan is going to be like Abe Vigoda at the end of the Godfather asking Tom Hagen if he can get him off the hook for old times sake
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (auHtY)

perfect

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (hA1V+)

1147 This Michigander is stunned and ecstatic. Watching CNN mostly because they are doing good number drilling but - they don't know why the usual Democratic reserves in the big cities aren't saving Nurse Nasty. I have a clue, those pools are tainted - exhibit A
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2016/11/har-6.html

Posted by: jdwill at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (EEqRQ)

1148 Re: pudding humping

Get Down On It

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (Eabwd)

1149 Went to DemocraticUnderground to how they were doing.
Their site is down:


That's funny. Donald Trump hacked them but yet they can put out a front page.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (7H/2n)

1150 >>>I still think trump needs to troll Hillary and play Jay Z

I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.

Oh fuck yes.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (OwNJe)

1151 Rove saying Ryan one of the big reasons trump won WI





Rove can suck my virtual boner.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (tHwdc)

1152 Is Alaska a battleground?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:07 AM (TqXWc)


I don't think so but they won't call the state until the polls actually close.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (zc3Db)

1153 Ryan is done. I like the sound of that.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (c6/9Q)

1154 And this Madcow fellow is quite animated.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (0F67M)

1155 F*ck the bushes and F*ck rove....

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (9n0dl)

1156 Wonder what Hilary's drink of choice will be tonight?

Posted by: H at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (xrgKT)

1157
No of course not. Red blooded alpha males everywhere in America are owed a good looking First Lady.

that should have been in the bill of rights

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (J1Jae)

1158 Cavuto is cracking me up right now. I always liked this guy.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (yANQt)

1159
CBS News 2 minutes ago

Obama won Wisconsin by 14 points in 2008 and by 7 points in 2012. Hillary Clinton hasn't visited the state since April.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (kdS6q)

1160 Current status:

Lamentation enjoying.

Posted by: Memories at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (mwcEF)

1161 Rove:

People jumping to 3rd party....

Umm, no Carl, you're folks are the 3rd party. DJT will be determining the Republican agenda.

Posted by: Cooldrawg at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (Kl+Pw)

1162 You see, Hillary, America just hates your fucking guts. Go away. For good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (pUDQf)

1163 Trump should create a new honorary cabinet post: Secretary of Pussy Grabbing. Whom should he appoint?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (DW+jj)

1164 I fucking told you guys.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (szSYE)

1165 FBN: the Canadian immigration site has crashed.

Hahahah

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (OwNJe)

1166 Sumbitch... can Trump pull off Pennsyltucky?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (71OEY)

1167 Let's not celebrate prematurely.

It ain't over 'till the Fat Lady sings.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (RcpcZ)

1168 LOL Nate Silver's 538 has Trump at 84% after having Hillary at 70 something percent this morning.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (vYaiw)

1169 Crying doesn't get you out of the friendzone.

Posted by: Pennsylvania at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (/kYMn)

1170 "1081 1013 Folks, we are going to have a genuine FLILF for First Lady. I'm gonna be thinking bad thoughts about our First Lady for at least the next 4 years.
Is that wrong? "

No.

If it is, at least you will have lots of company.

Posted by: West at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (rsjbH)

1171

Michael Cohen 3 minutes ago

Clinton is going to win Philly by nearly as large a margin as Obama and still lose the state. That's remarkable

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (kdS6q)

1172

meh, dem latino took over reid the pedo's seat

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (qCMvj)

1173 OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

Posted by: corndog at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (KOv7F)

1174 Finally, "the polls are rigged" crowd has been vindicated

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (J1Jae)

1175 I get the cramps something awful every month, just like my better half.

Posted by: Hillary dude at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (39g3+)

1176 LOL - people at Hillary's fireworks display are leaving early, crying.

If it's wrong that I enjoy their pain, I don't want to be right

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (7vTEZ)

1177 MeAgain is going to punch out her agent.


Dana is going to choke out Jasper.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (zu88C)

1178 1156 Wonder what Hilary's drink of choice will be tonight?

I don't know, but if you Huma few bars ...

Posted by: exhelodrvr at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (jo8t2)

1179 Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (Eabwd)
Me either, I'm young and more of a olive skinned color. So there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (Q5Ymk)

1180 The political consultants are fucked. The pundits tomorrow will be on defence saying this is a one off thing. It's not.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (jxw6R)

1181 Obi-Wan just emailed me: "Twitter is like a million voices screamed out at once, then went silent"
Ace 11 minutes ago on Twitter.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (xIunr)

1182 TeddyDavisCNN
09/11/16 00:09
A longtime fmr. Clinton aide visibly shaken by results -- tells me of public at large: They hate her,says Biden/Bernie would have won.

HAHAHA

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (y3aQB)

1183 Wonder what Hilary's drink of choice will be tonight?

Posted by: H at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (xrgKT)



Hemlock

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (auHtY)

1184 1159

CBS News 2 minutes ago

Obama won Wisconsin by 14 points in 2008 and by 7 points in 2012. Hillary Clinton hasn't visited the state since April.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (kdS6q)

And that is spelled KARMA

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (waSFb)

1185 @1067....

That is quite impressive.....TD should get a t-shirt at least.

Given how many posts the El Supremo is postin.....no single thread will get to World Series Game 7 numbers....

But cumulatively.....this is a RECORD for the Horde!!!!

Game 7 on cocaine and steroids y'all.......what a fuckin night.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (NID8V)

1186 Keep this in mind when you see all the crying liberals at Clinton HQ...

Did Obama make nice with us after he won? FUCK NO. He steamrolled us. So fuck these crying liberals. Build the fucking wall and repeal Obamacare using reconciliation. Get our Supreme court picks in. Fuck'em.

Encourage the liberals to renounce their citizenship and voting rights. We want them gone anyway.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (NAv1Q)

1187 Nothing is more delicious than watching Karl Rove gnash his teeth.
Posted by: Scout
--------------

A weird little muppet, waving a tiny whiteboard around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (29QcC)

1188


PBS douche polishers sliting wrists.

Posted by: Hitlery at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (Mt8T4)

1189 1143 They're gonna say this is angry white people, and they won't be wrong. Its not just that, but its a goodly portion. That and "oh, lets rig the entire primary so Hillary wins no matter what!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (39g3+)

---

Click on my sig and see how white I am.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (Eabwd)

1190 Hey Hollywood libs, I'm sure Trump will let you use his plane to GTFO of this country.

And don't come back.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (ciTDw)

1191 Fuck the GOPe, once and forever.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (ZLQuU)

1192 1159
CBS News 2 minutes ago

Obama won Wisconsin by 14 points in 2008 and by 7 points in 2012. Hillary Clinton hasn't visited the state since April.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (kdS6q

She wouldn't eat the brats, bitch.

WI hasn't gone GOP since the 80s
Yay WI

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (voOPb)

1193 Man. Last night I had terrible stomach cramps & I couldn't sleep. Now I can't get to bed before this thing is over.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (7qAYi)

1194 Went to DemocraticUnderground to how they were doing.
Their site is down:
http://www.democraticunderground.com
Posted by: rayj at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (qyUzy)


Earlier it was "star members only". So, it crashed?

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Can't wait to read their shit tomorrow.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (MHq1d)

1195 Gentlemen...you better start drinking copious amounts of pineapple juice.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (J/1BU)

1196 You see, Hillary, America just hates your fucking guts. Go away. For good. To prison.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (pUDQf)

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (szSYE)

1197 My wife is watching ABC and I swear they are all very near to crying. Ones voice is shaking.

Posted by: CA Token at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (sX8U8)

1198 *waves to SMFH and Bebes*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (Uy2pz)

1199 One thing's for certain:

The Downfall parodies of Hillary/Hitler at YouTube are going to be EPIC...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (u8kLQ)

1200

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJDJs9dumZI

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (tHwdc)

1201 Get me Sally Kohn in a noose and I will die from unending joygasms.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2016 01:05 AM (J/1BU)

Don't know if you were watching earlier when the map guy was going through the states left that haven't been called, but the end total was Trump at 260, all he needs is Wisconsin. Momentary dead silence and off camera somebody said, "oh, geez." It was fucking heelarious.
They still haven't called Wisconsin for Trump.

Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (o/EW5)

1202 The despair at the Gawker joints is palpable.

I'm afraid if I enjoy this too much it'll go away though...

/resumes prayer

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (vyqqu)

1203 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (LuZz

Why not "I'm Broken?"

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (cbW3l)

1204 Trump is up in PA

Still up in MI .

Still up in WI.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (hqqM5)

1205 Michigan tightening and PA opening up

Please just call of them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (dELE3)

1206 LOCK EM ALL UP!!!!!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (rP2JJ)

1207 hahahahaha Canda's Immigration website has crashed...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (w+Jhj)

1208 This is absolutely incredible.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (4ErVI)

1209 Yes, i'll do Dancing with the Stars. But my partner can't wear heels that will make her taller than me!

Posted by: Hilary at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (EZDs2)

1210 Lou Dobbs has switched to gloat mode.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (/HC6x)

1211 1156 Wonder what Hilary's drink of choice will be tonight?
Posted by: H at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (xrgKT)

is it too much to hope for hemlock?

Posted by: West at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (rsjbH)

1212 #1012: They're still just looking for a cheap casual fling. It's awesome if that's what you're looking for, but I want more than that.

I am open to the idea of dateable women for a dude in my age range proving me wrong, though.

The line starts over there, ladies...

And... still looking for that first lady to come and line up.

It's okay, though. We're still gonna make America great again.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (0OG8D)

1213 1165 FBN: the Canadian immigration site has crashed.

Hahahah
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (OwNJe)

Bye! PS you can't come back in for healthcare when you have to wait in your new motherland.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (/1KcA)

1214 PBS douche polishers sliting wrists.
Posted by: Hitlery at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (Mt8T4)


---

Down the street, not across it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (Eabwd)

1215 BTW Penn is going to Trump, game over

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (RftOb)

1216
Meanwhile, At Hillary Clinton's Headquarters

[pic]

twitter.com/zerohedge/status/796218533197869057

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (kdS6q)

1217 1150 >>>I still think trump needs to troll Hillary and play Jay Z

I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.

Oh fuck yes.
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (OwNJe)

"Hit me.
If you're having girl trouble I feel bad for you son..."

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (X0CTs)

1218 If Trump wins Pennsylvania, that will be a clear sign of a tidal wave out there. Its fraud central in that state, so it would take an ocean of Trump voters to extinguish the cheating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (39g3+)

1219 seen on friend's FB status:
You should have nominated BERNIE! Good job DNC, you shot yourself in the foot and now we will all pay the price for it. Selfish corrupt bastards!


i'm telling you, if you really want to drive a wedge into the blue monster, sympathize with your blue friends tomorrow, pretend you're on their side, and lament how bernie would have beaten trump if only the DNC didn't rig it against him.
drive that wedge deep my friends. deep.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (Z53PH)

1220 1150 >>>I still think trump needs to troll Hillary and play Jay Z

I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.

Oh fuck yes.
Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (OwNJe)

Hahaha. Threadwinner

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (71OEY)

1221 These FN idiots are well...idiots.

They are baffled that Trump might win. To repeat, they are overpaid idiots.

And i',m predicting that Dems only gain 2 senate seats.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (o/90i)

1222 1079 Laurie David's Cervix in the last thread when I asked if you and Gushka were going to have pudding pictures.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM

Uh huh. wonder where he came up with that bullshit. I'm at Gushka's. when trump hits 270 i am out the door for snak paks

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (YhV5r)

1223 Holy shit, even MSNBC shows Trump pulling ahead in PA.

Flaming. Skulls.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (Vevy5)

1224 They can't call it for Hillary because she is seizing, drunk, out of her mind, or dead.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (BS8yt)

1225 My wife is watching ABC and I swear they are all very near to crying. Ones voice is shaking.
Posted by: CA Token at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (sX8U

that's what may wife just came in and told me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (dELE3)

1226 1181: LOL It's quotes that like that keep me drunk and updating this blog

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (7vTEZ)

1227 1207 hahahahaha Canda's Immigration website has crashed...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (w+Jhj)


Deny them work permits. Stat.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (4ErVI)

1228 Hey Paul Ryan how many Syrain Muslom 'refugees' do we need to let in , because that is not who we are?






?/

Posted by: origional Jake at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (Y/E2d)

1229 Lena Dunham better keep her promise and leave.

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (K0tm3)

1230 Prepare the Krakenboner!

Posted by: Zeus at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (/kYMn)

1231

buh bye PBS funding


buh bye

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (zu88C)

1232 Thanks again, Prezzy four putt for that final bit of campaigning for Hillary.


Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (pUDQf)

1233 Several of my cow orkers are going to have teh sadz. Maybe I'll wear green and tell them I voted for Jill Stein. HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (F4e1g)

1234 Or course, we could lift from The Longest Day the scene where the Germans are having to call Berlin for permission to use the panzers. And the toadies in Berlin don't want to wake Der Fuhrer up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (Uy2pz)

1235 crap dow nosediving future dropping like a lead weight

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (N4AcK)

1236
WAIT. FOR. IT.

PRAY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (mbhDw)

1237 Drudge headline "Silicon Sultans Shit Themselves"

HAHAHHAHHAH!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (rP2JJ)

1238 SECRETAY CLINTON, WILL YOU ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (F0ZHr)

1239 Pantera Cowboys From Hell & Walk !

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (y3aQB)

1240

thank you assange!
o'keefe!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (qCMvj)

1241 No of course not. Red blooded alpha males everywhere in America are owed a good looking First Lady.///

Ivana continuing to be in the news will be another bonus.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (Ha50C)

1242 If Bernie Sanders doesn't run, doesn't hang in as long as he did, split the D party, suppress the D vote...does Trump do this well?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (TqXWc)

1243 Michael Moore was right, biggest f u to the political class ever
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:09 AM (PHxng)

Greg Gutfield gave a shout-out on Fox to Michael Moore for getting it right. For the last several weeks, Moore was telling his Progressive pals that no, this isn't in the bag. You're not paying attention.

I can relate. I was working for a friend's run for county office in 2008. Me and just about everyone at the state level were telling higher-ups that no, Indiana wasn't in the bag. You're not paying attention.

People get blinkered by their expectations.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (mbhHA)

1244 AAAAAnnnnaaaaaaa!

Got my puddin' cups at the ready.

Sugar free, but hospital, ya know.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (Eabwd)

1245 Can't wait to see how the MFM tries to explain how they got it so wrong.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (vYaiw)

1246 And I'm gonna be thinking equally bad thoughts about our First Daughter, maybe even both of 'em, Tiffany too. But Ivanka for sure.

They are gonna kill in the fashion dept. Will be dressed to kill.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (DW+jj)

1247 1023 How the fuck do you vote Arapiao out and vote for Trump???

He's scandal and investigation plagued. And Maricopa just kept getting bluer and bluer.

Posted by: El Kabong
****

We have had a MAJOR influx of CA c*cksuckers to AZ. Between that and the aforementioned scandals/investigations, he's going to lose. A shame because Pennzone is a leftist douche.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (hVdx9)

1248 MSNBC can't bring themselves to call Wisconsin.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (P8951)

1249 Never a doubt.

Hopefully this means Hillary (and many many others) get put up on treason charges like she should have been years ago.

Posted by: Jabari at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (P+Ub7)

1250 why the fuck is karl rove still on fox lecturing trump on how to proceed as president

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (J1Jae)

1251 Velociman wondered, over on twitter, what will happen re all those bad actors who made investments in Hillary's future.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (SEXy3)

1252 Watch them try to shove through Amnesty and a SCOTUS appointment.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (bMG0w)

1253 1080 Why does Rove still have a job?
Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:08 AM (yANQt)


There's always a media job for people like that.

Posted by: Lazy media intern at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (Xuv2G)

1254 What is the definition of "landslide"? Does this magnificent win qualify as a such?

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (R/MfF)

1255 Trump on his way to the HQ stage.

Posted by: otho at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (lmIoG)

1256 Wonder if Lorne Michaels is going to ask Rudy Giuliani if it is okay to be funny again on Saturday Night Live.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (7N6ox)

1257 1235 crap dow nosediving future dropping like a lead weight
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (N4AcK)


gonna be some bargains in the morning.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (TqXWc)

1258 FBN: the Canadian immigration site has crashed.

We should send them whatever help they need to get that straightened out. Streamline the process.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (HwVbl)

1259 #1220: You know what Snoop Dogg likes to use on his laundry?

Blee-yotch.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (0OG8D)

1260 Is Alaska a battleground?

---

No, but Love is

Posted by: Pat B at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (EZDs2)

1261 1173 OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
--------------
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (ry4ab)

1262

"Barky? When's my pardon coming?"

Posted by: Hitlery at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (Mt8T4)

1263
I saw Histronics on Parade open for Men Without Hats at the Cow Palace back in '84.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (LuZz8)

1264 1193 Man. Last night I had terrible stomach cramps & I couldn't sleep. Now I can't get to bed before this thing is over.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (7qAYi)

Same with me. I couldn't get to sleep until after 1AM, and had to get up at 6AM.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (CWK2W)

1265 Flipping around to different channels, some reporter says now it is up to Trump the be gracious and uniting. FU dems and never trumpers , WAR. First thing he does is cleanse the Aegean Stables of DC

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (PHxng)

1266 Nood Election Thread.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (6gk0M)

1267 Meme magic is real. Pepe must be proud.

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (guIHw)

1268 Damn guys.. I want to celebrate but it's not a lock yet. Dammit!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (CNHr1)

1269 that should have been in the bill of rights

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua

I suggest a new amendment stating so

Posted by: FITP at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (22ML0)

1270 1215 BTW Penn is going to Trump, game over
Posted by: drunkineastmesa

I'm pretty sure my stage partner is a libertarian. But thanks anyway.

Posted by: Teller at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (+uqOo)

1271 Maybe the light will finally go on in Paul Ryan's tiny chicken brain and he'll finally realize HE'S SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT HIS AMERICAN CONSTITUENTS.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (ZLQuU)

1272 Nah. Pantera, "Mouth For War"

Because the fight still continues.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 01:10 AM (LuZz

Works for me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (h1PKb)

1273 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (92kX2)

1274
Ok, I, Mr. Pessimistic am calling it.

President Elect Donald J. Trump!

She got Schlonged. and I have the best SchadenBoner Ever!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (ODxAs)

1275 "They're still just looking for a cheap casual fling. It's awesome if that's what you're looking for, but I want more than that.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (0OG8D) "

They type of women who will be easy pickings after this election aren't the type you'd want to be in a long term relationship with.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (kumBu)

1276 PA been called yet???

Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (GXNWP)

1277 Dobbsy, you magnificent bastard, enjoy the gloatfest an uncork the cognac!

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (TkOBg)

1278 Please let the concession speech be tonight--can't wait to see that evil witch have a neurological breakdown.

Posted by: Democrats are evil! at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (xB7fY)

1279 Please God let us be rid of the Bush's, the Clinton's and the Obama's all in one year.

Thank you Lord!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (ej1L0)

1280 Tickle my nuts, please?!?

Posted by: Ronald Meadow at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (/kYMn)

1281 What a night, bitches!!11!!!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (kP16F)

1282

You know

They will come after him hammer and tong

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (1TXSC)

1283 Rove still has a job because he is a member, in good standing, of the GOPe Country Club. A club that, hopefully, Donald (the wrecking ball) Trump will renovate.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (X8p7j)

1284 Meanwhile, At Hillary Clinton's Headquarters

[pic]

twitter.com/zerohedge/status/796218533197869057
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (kdS6q)



Hillary's crowds are women, butch looking womyn and very gay looking guys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (auHtY)

1285 Lemontini

Posted by: H at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (xrgKT)

1286 Now fox is asking what does this mean for Obama. Fuck Obama who cares.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (jxw6R)

1287 For my fellow 'ettes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLnUJQut-kc

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (Eabwd)

1288 1250 why the fuck is karl rove still on fox lecturing trump on how to proceed as president
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (J1Jae)

I don't like the guy, but he did beat down the horse face hat-keeper in 2004.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (X0CTs)

1289 please don't jinx it - it's too close, he's gotta flip one more

Posted by: firehorse at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (//TVq)

1290 Shit comments moving fast!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (YhV5r)

1291 1218 If Trump wins Pennsylvania, that will be a clear sign of a tidal wave out there. Its fraud central in that state, so it would take an ocean of Trump voters to extinguish the cheating.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (39g3+)


^^^^^!!

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (MHq1d)

1292 Tomorrow they will be rats who are safely off the ship, complaining about how it was all the captain's fault.

She was the worst candidate and y'all were afraid to say so. Your loss.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (gTQoY)

1293 Oh its not just white folks who were fed up, I agree. But it was also white people who are enraged and tired of being the punching bag of America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (39g3+)

1294 His acceptance speech should be all sunshine and hope for America's future.

...and TOMORROW'S speech should be about people who try to rig elections (like giving questions to one candidate beforehand, or clearing one of obviously criminal doings) should be LOCKED IN JAIL.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (S2VsH)

1295 99 problems was CaliGirl's threadwinner. I just fucked up the quote.

Posted by: Bomber at November 09, 2016 01:16 AM (OwNJe)

1296 crap executive orders - all gone ! obama legacy - erased

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (c6/9Q)

1297 Nood

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (O6aZ4)

1298 1248 MSNBC can't bring themselves to call Wisconsin.
-------
Run for your lives!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ufy9UXOeMw

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (ry4ab)

1299 Trump voters in the besieged foxhole at the Battle of the Bulge after being asked to surrender.."NUTS!"

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (JSovD)

1300 Trump leading in PA now.

Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (o/EW5)

1301 Eric Trump, will you concede now? Will you concede?

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (pUDQf)

1302 im gonna buy tomorrow morning in the market. if any further proof is needed the market is irrational there it is

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (J1Jae)

1303 1252 Watch them try to shove through Amnesty and a SCOTUS appointment.
__________
I like the stupid asshole (I don't remember who) said last week we better confirm Garland before the election. Fucking Quisling!!

Posted by: BuckIV at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (CLfqv)

1304 Well Shit Midas was campaigning for Hill.....boy, he made a big difference....LOL

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (P8951)

1305 1251 Velociman wondered, over on twitter, what will happen re all those bad actors who made investments in Hillary's future.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 01:14 AM (SEXy3)

They forced me to make that video. I swear!

Posted by: Robert Downey Jr at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (7qAYi)

1306 Drudge:
TRUMP WINS IN HISTORIC UPRISING...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (hqqM5)

1307 1225 My wife is watching ABC and I swear they are all very near to crying. Ones voice is shaking.
Posted by: CA Token at November 09, 2016 01:12 AM (sX8U

that's what may wife just came in and told me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 01:13 AM (dELE3)


Sir, if you don't mind, could you... well, my wife really likes that tie. Could you tell me where you bought it?

Posted by: Columbo at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (Xuv2G)

1308 1286 Now fox is asking what does this mean for Obama. Fuck Obama who cares.

Posted by: James at November 09, 2016 01:15 AM (jxw6R
It means his Executive Orders are scrapped, and his graffiti (signature) legislation is repealed...he can come out as a (fill in the blank)

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (wczgi)

1309 I will be elated if Trump wins but Arpaio losing really hurts. I have been in his county many times. In fact last year the condo we rented looked over the hill where his house is. I waved several times..lol. I just love that guy.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (CNHr1)

1310 The Supreme Court, bitches.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (XoldI)

1311 ZekeJMiller


Trump is on his way to the Hilton per an aide

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (Enq6K)

1312 Executive orders, pardons, 'midnight' regulations expected as Obama presidency draws to close...

==

asshole will go Scorched Earth

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (zu88C)

1313 So.....what happened to the massive Latino wave I was promised?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 01:17 AM (/HC6x)

1314 Hillary has to win every state left to win. He only has to take one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (pUDQf)

1315 HAHA. MSNBC says one county hasn't reported anything yet. Its a county that went Romney 2-1

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (bMG0w)

1316 SMFH has been holding out on us, she never told us she was... so pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (39g3+)

1317 You guys know would have totes won this with 80% of the vote. But you had to nominate the only man who couldn't. #alwaysrubio

Posted by: Rubio 4 ever at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (1wofY)

1318 Tied in PA.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (X8p7j)

1319 Also at Drudge:

Stock futures plunge-900 points.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (hqqM5)

1320 No more WWHC--What Would Hillary Charge?

It's been the pleasure of a lifetime doing battle alongside you all.

The Real Thread-winner: #7.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (Ndje9)

1321 can someone slip Brit Hume a Paxil or Xanax

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (y3aQB)

1322 Philadelphia County can still print out the votes they need for Her Hideousness. Don't think they won't do it. (I grew up in the suburbs of Philadelphia.)

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (o38N1)

1323 I think I've figured out why some news outlets are not calling Wisconsin for Trump yet. Dane County, home of UW-Madison, has only reported 75% of their votes. So a quarter of their votes have not yet been reported, and Dane Co. currently stands at 70/25 Clinton.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (dFi94)

1324 In PA, all the votes left are from Republicans, 2-1.

Posted by: Joanne at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (o/EW5)

1325 How can Drudge call it? Not that I'm complaining

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 01:18 AM (rP2JJ)

1326 i voted for arpaio.....sad he goes out like this....he was a good man....doing the job the feds refused to do

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (0O7c5)

1327 Anyone else see God's hand in this Trump victory?

Of course, using Trump as his vessel also helps prove my theory, that God has a very wry, wicked, "off" sense of humor. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (u8kLQ)

1328 My pulse is slowly coming down to normal. Is it too soon to look up and say the glass ceiling is still intact?

Posted by: areswomen at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (Rx2dv)

1329 I heard a 68 year old man on Rush today who said he had never voted in his life, wasn't proud of the fact and that the thought of the Clintons in power again finally drove him to the polls. I suspect there were a lot of those people voting today.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (JSovD)

1330 I fucking told you guys.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 09, 2016 01:11 AM (szSYE)

Yes, yes you did. *tips hat*

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (mbhHA)

1331 LOL Drudge - Silicon Sultans Shit Themselves.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 01:19 AM (/1KcA)

1332 crap dow nosediving future dropping like a lead weight

Buying opportunity.

Patience.

Posted by: filbert, still down under but oddly cheerful at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (p6FM8)

1333 "Policy, consistency, honesty, being informed? Fuck it- just entertain the masses. That's who we are now- the United States of Personality Worship."

This is how we know you're an ignorant know-nothing.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (fVubI)

1334 Drudge calling it for Trump FWIW

Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (yANQt)

1335 NV goes Cliton.

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2016 01:20 AM (X8p7j)

1336 Trump should make Scott Walker a Cabinet secretary for opening the door in Wisconsin.

Posted by: norrin radd, wielder of the power cosmic at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (0LeeE)

1337 So has the Mexican immigration webpage crashed yet???

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:21 AM (xIunr)

1338 Clinton just took Nevada

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (8m2AC)

1339 We dumped the tea and stormed the Bastille. Fuck yeah.

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (tQDj6)

1340 Yanno what's also fun? Going back to recent articles even hinting that Trump might do better than expected and seeing all the lefty's being all PFFT YOU'RE CRAZY.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (/1KcA)

1341 Oh Michigan my Michigan, do not fuck up.

Posted by: sinmi at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (qUgtv)

1342 New Thread.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (bMG0w)

1343 Trump up by 4% in WI, 86% in, pretty much an insurmountable lead

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (XoldI)

1344 Shit...


FBN just showed NH:


T : 47.4
C: 47.5

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (Enq6K)

1345
Will a reporter ask the catatonic Shrillster how deplorable ass tastes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 01:22 AM (BK3ZS)

1346 Trump should come out and announce that he accepts the results of the election.

Posted by: Diablito at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (OUlGs)

1347 Fuck the stock market. Its nothing more than a casino kept afloat by algorithms and constant Fed interventions.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (IKsp1)

1348 Michigan is easily the slowest vote counting state ever
There are alot of Indian reserves to collect stuffed ballot boxes from.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (xIunr)

1349 1332 crap dow nosediving future dropping like a lead weight
Buying opportunity.
Patience.


no, no, NO!!!
get out. get into fixed income. the last 8 years were a money printing garbage fueled charade. the dow is 25% higher than 08 when we were in a massive bubble, and the economy is far worse with twice the debt. there is no exit strategy!!!
yellen is going to dump this all on trump ASAP. the dow should realistically be around 10k

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (Z53PH)

1350 "Of course, using Trump as his vessel also helps prove my theory, that God has a very wry, wicked, "off" sense of humor. :-)"

If Constantine "the Great" can be God's instrument on Earth, so can Trump. Trump hasn't killed everyone, and Constantine killed most of his relatives.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2016 01:23 AM (fVubI)

1351 >>Did Obama make nice with us after he won? FUCK NO. He steamrolled us.



Hell, do you remember his long, bizarre press conference after the yuuuge 2014 mid-term loss?

Yeah, he said, "I hear those of you who didn't vote" - as in, the silent imaginary Dem-and-Obama loving majority.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (NOIQH)

1352 Go Go VIX in the market tomorrow

I has lots to sell :

Posted by: exsanguine at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (ypR3d)

1353 https://tinyurl.com/ngob he Snake Carville rambling even more incoherently than normal

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:24 AM (y3aQB)

1354 You see, Hillary, America just hates your fucking guts. Go away.

-
And take Karl Rove with you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (Nwg0u)

1355 anyone know the status of Maine 1/2 - is Trump going to snag 1 EV there - with that , AZ and Alaska he's at 269

Posted by: bigstar at November 09, 2016 01:25 AM (g8Xz4)

1356 Penn will be Trump in about ten minutes

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (RftOb)

1357 You guys are assuming a win. I'm not.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (29QcC)

1358 Is gloating undignified?

Fuck it. I'm declaring the next 24 hours to be all gloating, all the time. Those assholes on my facebook feed have it coming.

Posted by: Scout at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (ukad2)

1359 one hour for Michigan

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 01:27 AM (RftOb)

1360 Reid's vote machine kept his NV seat blue

Posted by: Njconservative at November 09, 2016 01:28 AM (NvEiB)

1361 Shep can't open his mouth without shaping the narrative.
Is that gay slang?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (xIunr)

1362 Maine CD2 is easily Trump tonight.
+1 EV

Posted by: DeusexMachina at November 09, 2016 01:29 AM (rWPVk)

1363 Still trying to not get my hopes up.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (8b+oT)

1364 ***Top 5 Things Overheard at Hillary HQ***

5. "If I hadn't gotten that gun ban passed, I would have shot myself by now."

4. "This Goldschlager is GMO- and gluten-free, right?"

3. "Fuck it, I'm giving away blowjobs anyway." (Madonna only)

2. "For God's sake Mr. President, for the *fourth* time, that's NOT a humidor!!"

1. "This Pine-Sol is surprisingly tasty..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2016 01:30 AM (u8kLQ)

1365 Chris Matthews calling PA Racist...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2016 01:31 AM (Vevy5)

1366 1356 Penn will be Trump in about ten minutes
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 01:26 AM (RftOb)

I'd like this to be so. Where are you getting this from? FBN is showing it very close.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (LojpD)

1367 Trump needs PA and/or Michigan. And both of those states have, how shall I say, a propensity for corruption...

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (o38N1)

1368 1362 - yea saw that
so 269 looks solid - wtf is Kennedy going on about on FBN ?

with a tie you think Trump wins

Posted by: bigstar at November 09, 2016 01:32 AM (g8Xz4)

1369 I hope Drudge didn't jinx us

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 01:33 AM (rP2JJ)

1370 1014. Ditto.
1023. I know. Completely baffled and disappointed.

Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2016 01:34 AM (Qmwmf)

1371 Trump won Ohio by 9 farking points!

Posted by: JC at November 09, 2016 01:35 AM (jLvcJ)

1372 I called this back in June... June 2015.

And Purgatory is doing me a world of good.

Good luck, Donald.

Posted by: zombie rob ford at November 09, 2016 01:36 AM (xIunr)

1373 Listening to ABC, and this voite is apparently all about FEAR and ANGER.
Lots of ANGER.
And FEAR.
And ANGER.

Posted by: 12thMonkey at November 09, 2016 01:37 AM (EpW1S)

1374 CBS is following MSNBC and waving the Russian flag.

Posted by: Mark of Canes at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (S0QWm)

1375 1366
NY Times has a pretty good graphics how how the count is going. They are very good. http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president/pennsylvania

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 01:38 AM (RftOb)

1376 NBC is playing the gender card for Hillary.

Posted by: Mark of Canes at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (S0QWm)

1377 FTF, FN is babbling on about Brexit. Might want to address the election going on here you dipshits.

Just cause Clinton is losing you have to defer to other BS?

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (o/90i)

1378 It has every state just have to use a pull down menu.

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 01:39 AM (RftOb)

1379 Ho Lee Fuck they have Van Jones on?

Hope the f###er does leave this country.

He's admitting Trump has won. Complete asswipe.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 01:42 AM (o/90i)

1380 Van Jones just called this election a White-lash against a Black President. Racist Communist asshole.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 09, 2016 01:44 AM (o38N1)

1381 God these commentators on every channel full of shit talking up ratings so they make money, but I forget I am a drunk who can use the internet.

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at November 09, 2016 01:47 AM (RftOb)

1382 Rule of law dammit! Purge! MAGA

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 09, 2016 01:48 AM (tQDj6)

1383 PBS: Trump is George Wallace.

Posted by: Mark of Canes at November 09, 2016 01:56 AM (S0QWm)

1384 Is it too early to break out my "When Tomorrow Comes" from Les Miserables video?

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2016 01:59 AM (kntzU)

1385 Jeez, stop that.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at November 09, 2016 02:07 AM (ZBO0C)

1386 I was trying to post. until my 4-month old kitten vetoed it. He's an orange tabby. Hmmm. . . .

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 09, 2016 06:25 AM (0MKRD)

1387 Anyway, I was loath to vote for Trump, until I smartened up and accepted that yes, it IS a binary choice. You've got to serve someone. Hardest vote I've ever made, but my fellow Americans made it a whole lot easier to own.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 09, 2016 06:28 AM (0MKRD)

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The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat