Election Thread Four: Virginia Called For Hillary By Fox
CBS Calls Ohio for Trump

John King on CNN just pointed out that Hillary had just moved ahead in Virginia by a tenth of a percent, and even better for her, the outstanding vote is all located in her counties, except one swing county, which still actually favors her -- just not as heavily as the NoVa counties.

This NYT thing, which I'm going to stop looking at because it's giving me a heart attack, has Trump at 59% to win-- but that's down from 61% a minute ago. (Down for the first time in the night.) Probably down as Virginia firmed up for Hillary.

Update: Sadly, Fox calls Virginia for Clinton.

Update: Burr Wins North Carolina Senate, Reducing Democrats' Odds of Winning Senate.

Ohio Called for Trump by CBS.

Decision Desk: We're Now Calling Florida, North Carolina, and Ohio for Trump.


There's a Weird Feeling in My Pants and I Likes It!!!

Posted by: Ace at 10:54 PM




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1 Damn. . .

Posted by: David W. at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (aWQkK)

2 Fuck this is as teasing as Yahoo odds to win a fantasy football game.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (h1usM)

3 That was close. But I didn't expect that VA would go for Trump anyway. He can still win.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (ef6pV)

4 FBN called Virginia for Hillary.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (X8p7j)

5 NY Times : 63% chance of Trump win.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (TJCSB)

6 Bunch of idiots in VA.

Posted by: Marlowe at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (zqFM9)

7 Has McAulliffe counted the prison vote yet?

Posted by: Ghost of John Brown at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (fzWmV)

8 Still, the polling had her up by 5. . . and she barely wins by 1, so. . I don't know. They need to call FL and GA already.

Posted by: David W. at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (aWQkK)

9 My repost from the last thread:

93% for Hillary in Washington DC. That is Kim Jong Un and Saddam territory.

Have they no shame that they only reflect less than half the country?

That town is full of crap andneeds an enema.

Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (8zHLN)

10 What's the problem with calling Georgia?

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (yTnCT)

11 But Virginia has been a probably Dem state and doesn't figure into the Electoral College calculation.

It doesn't matter.

I ran about 100 Electoral College simulations and not once did I include Virginia as a Republican win.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (Zu3d9)

12 Damn I miss Winnipeg.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (h1usM)

13 It is interesting that the "deep blue" counties are always the last to report.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (dnWSK)

14 Does Utah go for Trump? If so, that's the last bastion for NeverTrumpers and McMullen.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (ef6pV)

15 Without McAulliffe's prison pardons, this would not have happened.

I expect the GOP to protest this.

...ha ha ha

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (8mIih)

16 Virginia may be worth a recount. Might well end up even closer than the Warner-Gillespie senate race.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (hA1V+)

17 6 Bunch of idiots in VA.
Posted by: Marlowe at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (zqFM9)

Most are on the gubment payroll. Not a surprise

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (r5O/2)

18

What are the gun laws in Canada?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (Mt8T4)

19 please God

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (0O7c5)

20
Simon Schama* Manhattan, NY

Virginia prob OK for Clinton but it wont matter - Trump will be the 45th President - am calling it

*On PBS -- every damn Jewish holiday.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (kdS6q)

21 It's up to 64%

Seems to be tracking Michigan, more or less. If Trump wins there, it's pretty much all over.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (P1C8m)

22 Trying to stay calm


Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (guIHw)

23 Trump wins either WI or MI, he wins.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (wfDW1)

24 I would just like to point out that I am a Fed, live in VA, and voted Trump. We aren't all idiots.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (LAe3v)

25 It's criminal that VA went for Hillary.

Oh wait.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (u82oZ)

26 Did they close the polls in Durham yet

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (2RVmA)

27 VA gone, but that was expected

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (6IPEM)

28 Still.

I hate this.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (EayXl)

29 I may still be online in the morning if Trump wins instead of going radio dark.

Posted by: Gmac- Deplorable forever 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (vxy/u)

30 Well, if not they can always check the car trunk of the guy who got Al Franken elected. He seems to have however many you need in there.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (a3sfz)

31 Nationally, Trump is up by over a million; US futures down over 2%.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (X8p7j)

32 Shit. I had Trump winning both Nevada and Iowa.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (ef6pV)

33 Still want to puke. Cray cray.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (pUDQf)

34 2
Fuck this is as teasing as Yahoo odds to win a fantasy football game.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (h1usM)

Did you have to endure the last two years of this fuckshit to determine the winner of that fantasy draft?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (+p/8B)

35 You're right, #NeverTrumpers.

He never had a chance. Not even close.

FUCK. YOU. DEEPLY.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (qgUJH)

36 They can call Virginia with a .2% difference but not Ohio with a 11% difference? WTF?!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (Enq6K)

37 Has Texas been called yet?

Nobody is mentioning it on TV.

Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (8zHLN)

38 I got nothing.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (7qAYi)

39 >>Trying to stay calm


Be the tits.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (EayXl)

40 #18, they suck.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (APv8N)

41 31
Nationally, Trump is up by over a million; US futures down over 2%.

Posted by: gNewt


Sounds like a good time to buy stock.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (LAe3v)

42 66% now.

Two thirds.

My God.

brb pudding

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (P1C8m)

43 39 >>Trying to stay calm


Be the tits.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (EayXl)

THE TITS ARE NOT CALM. NOT CALM.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (ef6pV)

44 Hope is a poison.

Yeah, I'm two fucking hours away from my first drink.

Grrrrrrr.....

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (q177U)

45 DEWEY WINS!

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (So9FI)

46 Bunch of idiots in VA.

Posted by: Marlowe at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (zqFM9)

They ride on the backs of the middle class. It is a good thing for them and they do not want to loose it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (P/kVC)

47 Shep Smith confusing Johnson with McMullin

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (scNDq)

48 Texas called for Trump

Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (Qvgg/)

49 I just remembered I get PBS free out of the air. This is great!

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (BO/km)

50 TX called about 30 mins ago

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (6IPEM)

51 Sadly, Fox calls Virginia for Clinton.

Well, the Establishment has to live somewhere, right?

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (/cksx)

52 Don't look now but NYT dial has Trump at 66%., highest all night.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (y9ZJX)

53 They are purposely holding back calling Trump wins and releasing PA counts to keep it from being a blowout in the Mountain states and out west.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (RhCUA)

54 Willowed --- Mcauliff really earns his cookies, huh? And to think he freaking
squeaked by the Cooch. Imagine what could have been. I blame the GOPe
not supporting him and that dicklicker libertarian. Ah, well. Hopefully a
Pres. Trump will decimate the NoVA liberal votes. Send them scattering
like roaches.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (Dc/ui)

55 I've ignored watching all night, and I come here to see the below thread. I swear to god this election is going to fucking kill me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (VV72c)

56 Please let Hillary lose this election and the trial at which she's convicted.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (pUDQf)

57 Trump still up by 6% in WI, 830,000 votes in.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (XoldI)

58 If Trump wins I'm moving to Uranus!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (FqgrG)

59
Ramesh Ponnuru*

upshot up to 63% chance for Trump.

*nurunuru

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (kdS6q)

60 Folks, word of caution here. IF (big IF) Trump wins, there will be
riots. Shit will get burned. Keep safe out there and lock and load.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (pUDQf)

===========

I've got a slingshot and a load of cat shit.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (tHwdc)

61 Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (BO/km)

You already paid for it thru taxes.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (yANQt)

62 Montana goes for Trump, FU Redford

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (2RVmA)

63 The NYT thing just moved PA to Trump. Though probably still really volatile.

Posted by: Cantankerous at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (jOSqt)

64
I can imagine the strategy of Newsweek. "We'll print Hillary as winner and if she loses we'll sell a shitload of magazines as collectors items!"

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (a0SQT)

65 NYT has Trump at 68% now.

We shouldn't start trusting them just because we like the answer. But it's fun to watch.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (2yngH)

66 Yes, Virginia, there is a good chance your ass will get kicked above the Mason-Dixon Line for this.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (zLDYs)

67 Trump took it from the Mexican border to Canada, straight up.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (X8p7j)

68


I really don't want to hear the Fat Lady Sing tonight.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (qCMvj)

69 I may throw up.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (dEQP3)

70 47 Shep Smith confusing Johnson with McMullin
Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (scNDq)

I don't think Shep has ever confused a johnson with anything.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (7qAYi)

71 I would love to see Trump walk on stage with a copy of the Newsweek Madame President issue...and tear it up before he gives his speech.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (IKsp1)

72 Virginia isn't a surprise.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (CNHr1)

73 >>> I really don't want to hear the Fat Lady Sing tonight.

I want to see her stroke out right after she concedes.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (OwNJe)

74 I cannot deal with this anymore. I swear to god. Just call it fot someone so I can drive myself to the ER.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (VV72c)

75 Why is FL stalled at 95%?
Looking through trunks?

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (scNDq)

76 NYT live has Trump at sixty eight percent forecast. Looking like America.

Posted by: Hot pockets at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (7wyDO)

77 MarketWatch Delegate Count:

Trump: 140

Hellspawnery: 104

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (3myMJ)

78 Let's not sucking, nor cutting off, each other's dicks just yet.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (7qAYi)

79 I expect the GOP to protest this.

No, no, that wasn't the deal. In exchange for not investigating vote fraud, we... actually, I forget. I'm sure it's good, though.

Posted by: The GOPe at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (/wWB4)

80
Florida may not matter. Wow. Think about that.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (JmjOe)

81 50 TX called about 30 mins ago
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (6IPEM)


Texas was called 22 years ago, and it ain't ever going back

Posted by: Sam Houston at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (DpOmP)

82 Shep Smith confusing Johnson with McMullin

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (scNDq)


Shemp confuses everything with Johnson

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (JO9+V)

83 VA GOP is already saying recount

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (2RVmA)

84 68%

We're going to need a bigger snack cup.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (P1C8m)

85 75 Why is FL stalled at 95%?
Looking through trunks?
Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (scNDq)

Distracted by naked guys robbing drive thrus with gators.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (7qAYi)

86 Keep in mind that a lot of folks here, myself included, did not want to see Trump win, we wanted to see Hillary lose.

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (LbXNI)

87 78 Let's not sucking, nor cutting off, each other's dicks just yet.

THIS. Expect the worst, hope for the best.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (VV72c)

88 >>>I can imagine the strategy of Newsweek. "We'll print Hillary as winner and if she loses we'll sell a shitload of magazines as collectors items!"

Nah, they'll be boxed up with Cleveland Indians 2016 World Series Champions t-shirts and sent to Africa.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (ppaKI)

89 Is Robin Roberts a carpet muncher?

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (h1usM)

90 69% !!!

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (OwNJe)

91

I can't get excited because I don't want to be disappointed again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (qCMvj)

92 Trump slightlty expanding his lead in N. Carolina.

Florida still hanging on at 95% vote count, with Trump carrying a modest lead.

Making votes counting twice down there in Broward.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (S6Pax)

93 Why is FL stalled at 95%?

Panhandle?

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (/wWB4)

94 'You already paid for it thru taxes'

Well whatever watching these guys make excuses for poor democrat turnout is priceless.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (BO/km)

95 Despite my vow to the contrary, I'm hitting the refresh button like a coke-addicted lab monkey trying to get his next hit.

Posted by: PabloD at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (fZEUk)

96 Can he win in mi, wi n mn ?.....holy cow

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (9n0dl)

97 89 yep

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (PJMpr)

98 I think Johnson has some good pricks going for it. Fire Island is lovely this time of year.

Posted by: Sheperd Smith at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (FqgrG)

99 Virginia is DC, don't need them ... give us MI, and WI and MN for national unity ... come together, right now ... over Trump and Americanism ...

FU globalist cabals.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (LhGBu)

100 82
Shep Smith confusing Johnson with McMullin



Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (scNDq)


Shemp confuses everything with Johnson


Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (JO9+V)

LMAO!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (Enq6K)

101 Sorry, that should be 'electoral' count.

I blame the wine.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (3myMJ)

102 Looks like the federal workers and the pardoned felons paid off for the Dems.

Posted by: Motorhead at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (CSCqJ)

103 Hillary leading in CO and so is assisted suicide.

UghUghUghUghUgh!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (NOIQH)

104 NYT 69% and moved Pennsylvania into the Trump column.

Don't tease me so hard, PA.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (/x6xU)

105 Why am I not up by 50? At this point what difference does it make? hic

Posted by: Hillary 2016+! at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (FXW24)

106

I couldn't trust anything from the NYTimes tbh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (qCMvj)

107 Distracted by naked guys robbing drive thrus with gators.

You'd think they'd be used to that by now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (IcT7t)

108 Why is FL stalled at 95%?

Looking through trunks?

===========

Get your filthy hands off my trunk!

Posted by: the elephant at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (tHwdc)

109 68% Trump for the win.

52% to take Pennsylvania!!

Add Michigan and Minnesota and weeeeeee! Landslide!

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (XNdCd)

110 If Trump wins I'm moving to Uranus!

Plenty of room, homesteader!

Posted by: Hope Solo at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (/wWB4)

111 Over. Told you.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (/tuJf)

112 Please.... fucking stop.

Please

Posted by: The Hamsters at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (89T5c)

113 Florida.. you bitch!!!!!!!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (CNHr1)

114 >>>I may throw up.

Pace your drinking!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (xhKov)

115 Heh, networks won't call Florida even though it's been over for hours.

But VA slips over 1K for her, and they call it immediately.

This is the real cause of optimism, the important states, they won't call.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (wfDW1)

116 I have MSNBC recording. For history. For the lulz. But mostly so that decades from now - good Lord willing - I may relive this night and dunk my balls in pudding anew.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (P1C8m)

117 90 69% !!!

Heh, heh, heh...

Posted by: Beavis at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (VV72c)

118 Another whiskey for Ms Clinton?

Posted by: Bartender at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (JPzPc)

119 LMAO!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (Enq6K)

Evening, Tami. You off the ledge yet?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (X0CTs)

120 "Take Pennsylvania but leave us Minnesota!" cry the media

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (LbXNI)

121 i have pudding......i never have pudding.....i picked some up at sam's club yesterday.....i actually have bulk pudding.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (0O7c5)

122 Goddammit Virginia, George Washington would be ashamed of you

Posted by: JoshO at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (2UW7M)

123 Wonder at this point how far into the bottle the Rancid Hag is.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (CFc5L)

124 58
If Trump wins I'm moving to Uranus!

Posted by: Paul Krugman


Ah, the classics.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (LAe3v)

125


So close, each state. No runaways yet.

Of course, NY, California

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (qCMvj)

126 103 Hillary leading in CO and so is assisted suicide.

UghUghUghUghUgh!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (NOIQH)

My Dear, why did you repeat yourself?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (92kX2)

127 The Pledge sounds like a horror movie title.

Mad Cow!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (4bjXi)

128 Anything from Maine?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (TnUKj)

129 Decaf: DC is full of crap andneeds an enema.

Paging Doctor Trump... Paging Doctor Trump....

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (5a8XA)

130 69%

heh heh m heh... 69.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (P1C8m)

131 111 Over. Told you.

For who? Donald?

Posted by: Beavis at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (VV72c)

132 Jesus. That NYT election site, Ace? Now calling it for Trump with 73 percent.

I need rum.

Posted by: Toastrider at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (OTkvm)

133 NYT put a warning at the top of their page -

Heads-up: Forecasts may be volatile
early in the night. These numbers will become more trustworthy once more
votes have been counted.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (OwNJe)

134 Another whiskey for Ms Clinton?

How many bottles will she go through tonight?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (IcT7t)

135 73 >>> I really don't want to hear the Fat Lady Sing tonight.

I want to see her stroke out right after she concedes.
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (OwNJe)

Oh please, oh please, oh please

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (r5O/2)

136
LuzuGames 7 minutes ago

Los seguidores de Trump recuerdan a las personas toxicas que hay a veces en el fandom: hay mas de las que piensas y suelen decir estupideces




I think he's saying there's something wrong with the toilet in the guest bathroom. Wait, let me get my Berlitz....



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (kdS6q)

137 Why is FL stalled at 95%?
Looking through trunks?
Posted by: Al Bundy
*****
I'm hearing from someone there that Broward county suspiciously still hasn't finished counting their votes.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (6IPEM)

138 Despite my vow to the contrary, I'm hitting the refresh button like a coke-addicted lab monkey trying to get his next hit.
Posted by: PabloD at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (fZEUk)



So a normal night then.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (dEQP3)

139 Evening, Tami. You off the ledge yet?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (X0CTs)

I'm still up here but I'm now just lounging. Send wine.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (Enq6K)

140 I don't mind citing NYT admitting something they hate. I'm sure it tastes bitter on their lips.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (/x6xU)

141 Hillerdammerung!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (Nwg0u)

142 I need rum.
Posted by: Toastrider at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (OTkvm)

Scotch!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (X0CTs)

143 Trump by 7% in WI, 900,000 votes counted.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (XoldI)

144 I may throw up.





Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM


May I recommend benadryl, Empress? That and All The Wine?

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (QZLci)

145 Oh, Lizzy? it was down a few minutes ago. Moar ammo.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (So9FI)

146 Smoking way too many cigs & drinking way to much beer

Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (9plvG)

147 Never Trumper Steve Hayes can barely get words out of his mouth.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (hA1V+)

148 Lou Dobbs:

Analysts have shown they don't know what they're talking about.


lol

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (guIHw)

149 Ding Dong

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (nFwvY)

150 Ha! This guy on PBS says Trump voters are like Archie Bunker!

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (BO/km)

151 "Why is FL stalled at 95%?
Looking through trunks?"

---------

No, they are looking at how many they will need.

Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (8zHLN)

152 Damn it! Off, mob sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (QZLci)

153 I'm still up here but I'm now just lounging. Send wine.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (Enq6K)

I have scotch?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (X0CTs)

154 72%

I'm seriously concerned about the quantity of pudding within a three-hour drive of my home. It may not be enough.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (P1C8m)

155 Personally, I think it is just because Hillary said that Saint Trayvon was just out to get some skittles - for me, that was the moment when I actually started hating her.

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (LbXNI)

156 73% Trump for Potus. Started out the night at 13%.

I hate the media!

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (XNdCd)

157 Keep in mind that a lot of folks here, myself included, did not want to see Trump win, we wanted to see Hillary lose.


Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (LbXNI)

And by 'lose' we mean 'win a free lifetime stay in a secure environment with three hots a day, a cot, and a room mate who calls you affectionately mittens'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (P/kVC)

158 I have a jury trial in the morning. Something tells me I'll be calling off sick to my sergeant if the bitch goes down.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (VV72c)

159 I am literally scared to death. Not enough alcohol in the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (PY9jH)

160 Save us, Vote Fraud, you're our only hope!

Posted by: Princess NYT at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (v9gSJ)

161 73% @ NTY!!!

Posted by: T38 at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (Emb4z)

162 I ate all the guacamole. Urrrp.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (JO9+V)

163 >>Folks, word of caution here. IF (big IF) Trump wins, there will be

riots.


Uh, if Hillary wins there's a good chance the Left will riot in celebration/to antagonize and punish counties/people that voted Trump. Violence is their go-to tactic and first reaction.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (NOIQH)

164 Burr called in NC Senate race. Why not Trump?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (6IPEM)

165 Trump & Clinton tied with college educated female voters in VA on CBS.

ROFLMAO

Posted by: Oschisms at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (ZsN9X)

166 A lot of talking heads getting involved all angry at the third parties right now.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (Wa0Bi)

167 Reposting the PA map here to remind folks it is democrats shenanigans or nothing for the Hildabeast.
http://tinyurl.com/nbzftah

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (ry4ab)

168 WTF is this NYT thingy, seriously, but it's giving me such a hard on

Posted by: T38 at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (Emb4z)

169
Bob Chipman*

I'd Trump wins, US will have chosen the evolutionary dead-ends of white-supremacy, monoculture and patriarchy.

It will have given up.

*Film critic, entertainment/gaming writer, screenwriter, producer. Creator of Game OverThinker and MovieBob Reviews

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (kdS6q)

170 What's the story on the Senate races? Anybody know?

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (88xKn)

171 Just got ANOTHER text from the fn "CO Dems", of course they want late voting. Hope the pricks are sweating.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (F4e1g)

172 North Carolina Senate goes Republican.

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (/tuJf)

173 163 I ate all the guacamole. Urrrp.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (JO9+V)

*clapping* Well done, sir. Well done.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (X0CTs)

174 I have scotch?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (X0CTs)

What....evah. Hoist it up. *hic*

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (Enq6K)

175 FINISH HER

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (EayXl)

176 Smoking way too many cigs drinking way to much beer

Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (9plvG)

Ditto.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (So9FI)

177 If, IF, Trump wins, everyone flood Rick Wilson and Guy Benson's Twitter feed with images of pudding.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (VV72c)

178 Call Florida dammit

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (RhCUA)

179 I need rum.

Posted by: Toastrider at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM


Sorry. Gone. Pirate out front should have told you.

Posted by: Jack Sparrow at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (QZLci)

180 NYT has Trump at 53% in PA...HDR and Dems blowing their city loads too early...

Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (a9Ky4)

181 7fuckin3

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (OwNJe)

182 141
Hillerdammerung!


The Twilight of the Sots

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (LAe3v)

183 WOOT! NC Senator stays GOP!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (7vTEZ)

184 What....evah. Hoist it up. *hic*
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (Enq6K)

*pushes scotch through the USB*

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (X0CTs)

185 Trump up 6% in Wi.

Fox just called NC for Burr.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (K0tm3)

186 *clings to Jane*

I'm fine. This will be fine.

May I recommend benadryl, Empress? That and All The Wine?
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (QZLci)


I've been headachy all day so no wine for me.

I'm just going to shove chocolate chip cookies into my mouth.

I am watching FBN but I am afraid they are just telling me what I want to hear.

I am going to get my heart broken, I know I am.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (dEQP3)

187 If Trump wins Cher will leave the planet.

I thought she was already off the planet.

Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (8zHLN)

188 I don't know what my husband is more happy about Trump or the 600 point drop in futures.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (Enq6K)

189 Some dumbass on ABC says A Bronx Tale gives us the quote "It's better to be feared than loved."

FUCK YOU!!!!

Posted by: Noccolai Machiavelli at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (h1usM)

190 Donald! Have a yuge inauguration! Skip spending millions and just get yourself sworn in in Ryan's office. He won't do it? Okay, just do it at your closet hotel to the White House.

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (LbXNI)

191 176 Smoking way too many cigs drinking way to much beer

Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (9plvG)

Ditto.
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (So9FI)

Thought the smoking was supposed to pace the drinking.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (X0CTs)

192 Steady everyone, steady as she goes.

Breathe.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (3myMJ)

193 Yaaay my old county from when I lived in Michigan is blood red.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (dEQP3)

194 Surely Donald will challenge if all of a sudden Broward finds the votes needed to give the Hill the win.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (CNHr1)

195 150 Ha! This guy on PBS says Trump voters are like Archie Bunker!
-------
Was he crying in his neat gin and tonic?

This is major Brexit time, effin' stoopid Lamestream twits bought their own propaganda.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (ry4ab)

196 Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)

197 Still waiting to hear about Toomey. That rat bastard finally embraced Trump... at 6:30 this evening. Jerkoff.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (VV72c)

198 >>>180 NYT has Trump at 53% in PA...HDR and Dems blowing their city loads too early...
Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (a9Ky4)>>>

I look at the map and have no idea where NYT is getting all those Trump votes from . . .

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (K0tm3)

199 Sweep the leg!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (FqgrG)

200 In a little while I'm gonna be the world's tallest Munchkin.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (BO/km)

201 New Hampshire, very close, with Trump leading.

I don't see Wisconsin going for Trump. Like Virginia, the later reporting precincts in Dane County and Milwaukee will give it to Hillary.

Oh, and the white people in Michigan don't like Hillary. Hmmm.

And the AA vote in Wayne County (Detroit) did not turn out.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (S6Pax)

202 6000 over 595

Posted by: Glenn Beck's Blood Pressure at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (v9gSJ)

203 NYT has Trump at 53% in PA...
.
Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (a9Ky4)


That was me. I gave Trump a mega-vote.

You're welcome.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (zc3Db)

204 Bolling = Even McMuffin

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (2RVmA)

205 If Trump wins, he did it all by himself. The Dems were against him, the Repubs were against him, and the whore media, all, were against him. I'd call that one effin mean feat.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (CFc5L)

206 190 Some dumbass on ABC says A Bronx Tale gives us the quote "It's better to be feared than loved."

"Now you can't leave."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (VV72c)

207 I need rum.

Posted by: Toastrider at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (OTkvm)



Scotch!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (X0CTs)

========
Jack!
<pours another double>
I ain't got no puddin

Posted by: the elephant at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (tHwdc)

208 It will be nice to see the Rick Wilsons and other never Trumpers swallow that preening smug they have been filling up my Twitter feed with these past few months. Fuck those guys in particular.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (pOgVG)

209 >>I am going to get my heart broken, I know I am.


**Shoves plate of Brownies through USB Port**


Pretty sure those are the 'safe' brownies.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (EayXl)

210 Wisconsin has Trump up 5% and even money on NYT.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (K0tm3)

211 Hahahaha - a guy from my office who also has his real estate license just sent an email to my ENTIRE office with a picture of Trump and Hillary asking if they are moving to Canada, he can sell their house. Fantastic.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (Dc/ui)

212 f you want to barf Glenn Beck is on NBC now performing a mea culpa.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (IKsp1)

213 197 Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)

Kinda. The US House of Reps will meet and state delegations will vote among the top 3 Electoral College Vote getters.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (X0CTs)

214 Sweep the leg, Donald.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (ppaKI)

215 I am watching FBN but I am afraid they are just telling me what I want to hear.



I am going to get my heart broken, I know I am.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (dEQP3)


I know. I know. Do.Not.Want.Repeat.Of.2012. I cried all day. Walked around like a zombie.


Never again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (PY9jH)

216 I need rum.

Posted by: Toastrider at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (OTkvm)


My man!

Me too.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (ef6pV)

217 FINISH HER!!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (0F67M)

218

Anyone have alcohol left?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Mt8T4)

219 Is there possibly a chance here that Trump ends up triumphant? I don't want to be prematurely positive, but everything I'm seeing right now says that there IS a chance.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (8aO2d)

220 6 Bunch of idiots in VA.


Just Northern Virginia.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (syGA0)

221 99% and they still won't call FL.

They are afraid that it breaks the dam.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (wfDW1)

222 Am I missing something here?

Drudge has WI for Trump...which means it's over if he also got NH.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Zu3d9)

223 180 they have released the city vote in all states, possibly with the exception of Wisconsin. They know they are in trouble.

They will do the same in California to tey to show her ahead in the national popular vote.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (PJMpr)

224 Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)


In the case of a tie the dem trunk votes start rolling in.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (zc3Db)

225 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, morons and moronettes:

We are on the verge of hearing the most bitter concession speech of all time.

Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (P1C8m)

226 Pixy: In an electoral college tie, the House chooses the president, and the senate chooses the veep.

Posted by: Jackal at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (TkOBg)

227 Trump lead down to 5% in WI, 1,000,000 votes counted.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (XoldI)

228 205 If Trump wins, he did it all by himself. The Dems were against him, the Repubs were against him, and the whore media, all, were against him. I'd call that one effin mean feat.

You don't have to like him or trust him, but you have to respect him and his effort.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (VV72c)

229 I look at the map and have no idea where NYT is getting all those Trump votes from . . .
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (K0tm3)

I told you...turnout of minorities in the inner Cities is way down and turnout in the country and burbs where Trump is strong is up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (dELE3)

230 Counting votes in Arizona.

I think Trump has to carry Arizona.

This is going to go on for quite some time.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (S6Pax)

231 I know that 4 mil repubs stayed home in '12... I'll be curious to see how many Berniebots sat this one out.

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (ry4ab)

232 #SlayTheQueen

Posted by: T38 at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Emb4z)

233 Anyone have alcohol left?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Mt8T4)

I bought a handle of Bacardi just for this purpose.


I'm a prepper! sort of.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (ef6pV)

234 @218

Just cracked a bottle of sangria. No booze sales after 7pm in SC, so that wasn't an option tonight.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (jV8Mq)

235 Smoking way too many cigs & drinking way to much beer
Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (9plvG)

======

It's as if I posted this myself....

Posted by: Flyboy at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (h/y2h)

236 77%

PUDDING DUNK IMMINENT

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (P1C8m)

237 The disparity of when they call states is the most frustrating
Call VA when 83% in and the hag is up by 0.5%
But don't call NC which is also at 83% in and Trump has 4% lead

Posted by: PMRich at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (w5Qj0)

238
Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?

Posted by: Pit Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)

The vote is just for Electors. next they vote. If a tie they go to the House and the House goes for the trans-nationalist.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (P/kVC)

239 How about a Florida recount? i'm no longer supplied for that after having mixed all the tequila+IV steroids+every carb I could find in the house.

Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (ozZau)

240 If they tie, does it go into overtime?
---------------------------
Florida is already in overtime.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (NUqwG)

241 Futures down 3%. Over 600

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (xInes)

242 NYT favoring Trump slightly to win PA?

At that point it's over.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (v9gSJ)

243 >> Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?


Tie goes to the runner.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (EayXl)

244
Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?

Posted by: Pixy Misa


Does it ever.

Posted by: Bush v. Gore (2000) at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (vyqqu)

245 Holy bajeez, NYT forecast to 305 now.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (/x6xU)

246 Trump pulling away in Ohio - John King

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (TJCSB)

247 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, morons and moronettes:

We are on the verge of hearing the most bitter concession speech of all time.

Of. All. Time.


That was going to be the case no matter who won.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (KRwzj)

248 Beast underperforming in Wayne County, Detroit. Very bad for her.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (6IPEM)

249 Anyone have alcohol left?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Mt8T4)

Got a 6 pack of beer in the fridge.

Because I'm almost out of scotch. :-(

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (X0CTs)

250 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (wfDW1)

He'll win Both, Both have the same Demographics as Ohio

& Neaal Cavuto just said RNC is confident they will win NH too

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (y3aQB)

251 #120: And I look down at them, and say, "No."

Posted by: Rohrschach at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (0OG8D)

252 Democrats are idiots. How can they always win?

Watching "Eyes without a Face." It's a black and white French film about people getting their faces ripped off. Seems appropriate.

Come on, Trump.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (8mIih)

253 Oregon could be in play!

The Dems and the media had the Hilary city votes prepacked and ready to launch first thing to suppress votes in the Midwest.

Epic Fail.

The Clinton Crime Syndicate is going down. Thank you Lord!!!

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (XNdCd)

254 196 Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?
Posted by: Pixy Misa



Yes, in the Thunderdome.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (syGA0)

255
f you want to barf Glenn Beck is on NBC now performing a mea culpa.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (IKsp1)


Fuck that jackass in particular. His little empire is crumbling.

No more $20,000 in Christmas decorations for his Dallas McMansion this year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (PY9jH)

256 Hi morons. I'm in Germany and it's 4:00 am and I only get BBC and CNN. I just woke up and this is fucking torture.

Posted by: Timon at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (cZnKJ)

257 I would like to point out that the margin between The Donald and the Hildabeast in Michigan is the same % as the Libertarian vote. Thanks Johnson!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (ry4ab)

258 Please God.
It's part my bedtime.
And I'll be doing everything in the lab again tomorrow.
And doing it well.
For you.

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (QJIMk)

259 99% of FL reported. Call it already. The networks/pollsters are in shear panic.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (OAlmw)

260 Pixy @196

Pixy! Fix our clock while you're here, please.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (qwftM)

261 Nate Silver saying HRC in "profound electoral touble"

Posted by: Noccolai Machiavelli at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (h1usM)

262 I want riots in Broward if they come out with the votes for this bitch.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (Dc/ui)

263 For what it's worth, as of the time of writing, oddschecker.com has Trump between -275 and -400, for an implied probability of 69 - 80%. It has Clinton at 210 - 300 for an I.P. of 32 - 25%.

Posted by: David Gillies at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (tjHrt)

264 Not forecasting, I shouldn't have said that, 305 in the Trump column, not the same thing.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (/x6xU)

265 I am watching FBN but I am afraid they are just telling me what I want to hear.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (dEQP3)



Come on, now.... just think for a sec... why would they want to do that to you? Be strong..... they're going to give you good news really soon.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (br2jI)

266 Statistics. Either WI or MI wins it for Trump now.

Both are looking like over 50%.

That means better than 75% chance Trump wins one of them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (wfDW1)

267 78%

MY BALLS NEED THIS PUDDING
THIS PUDDING NEEDS MY BALLS
IT IS THEIR DESTINY

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (P1C8m)

268 If Trump wins, he did it all by himself. The Dems were against him, the Repubs were against him, and the whore media, all, were against him.

One *very* smart thing Trump did: in 2008 and 2012, oppo research by blogs and Project Veritas and whatnot got buried by the MFM. This year, Trump routinely quoted the latest from O'Keefe and WikiLeaks and other sources, which forced the MFM to cover it, and thus it got out to more eyeballs.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (5dOnv)

269 Oh please sweet baby Jesus let the establishment burn. MAGA.

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (tQDj6)

270 CNN refusing to call NC GA FL

Posted by: the elephant at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (tHwdc)

271 Gonna be a long night and I'm already about 3 sheets. Hang in there horde. We will get through this.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (CNHr1)

272 Not sure The FAB will make it thru the night...and I don't mean just as a Candidate. They better have a Cardiologist on call

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (dELE3)

273 honestly, now might be a great time to buy some stock. these bs price swings are just that, bs

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (J1Jae)

274 236 77%

PUDDING DUNK IMMINENT
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (P1C8m)

Keep it in your pants! This ain't over yet!!!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (X0CTs)

275


I'm falling asleep, hubby wanders in, "it looks like Trump could win"...

I might have to get up, go downstairs, put on bigger tv so I can not just count, but measure the tears on msdnc...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (qCMvj)

276 Ha! This guy on PBS says Trump voters are like Archie Bunker!

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (BO/km)



I'm sure that's coming from a real meathead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (auHtY)

277 If they finished counting Philly in PA Hillary is down 100K while Trump outperformed Romney by about 5K.

Not sure if it's going to be enough though. :-(

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (G8TO0)

278 We are on the verge of hearing the most bitter concession speech of all time.



Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete


Put it to Downfall and you'll have one for the ages.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (LAe3v)

279 I know. I know. Do.Not.Want.Repeat.Of.2012. I cried all day. Walked around like a zombie.


Never again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (PY9jH)

I remember that feeling all too well. Didn't cry. Did go on a walk for hours through the night. Had to go to work the next day, and almost got into a fight with an obnoxious Obama fan. Those were dark times.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (8aO2d)

280 237 The disparity of when they call states is the most frustrating
Call VA when 83% in and the hag is up by 0.5%
But don't call NC which is also at 83% in and Trump has 4% lead
Posted by: PMRich at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (w5Qj0)'

Just depends on which areas are still outstanding, no? If the outstanding precincts are known to swing, etc. No actual clue, just thinking out loud.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (/1KcA)

281 off with elephant sock

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (tHwdc)

282 That was going to be the case no matter who won.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (KRwzj)

Your tears. They are delicious.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (3Liv/)

283 is the Decision Desk page stuck? it hasn't updated in forever

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (6khUI)

284 They really need to move election day to Friday. I can't drink a therapeutic dose tonight and still function in the morning.

Posted by: PabloD at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (fZEUk)

285 #213

Penalty kicks. This could get fun.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (g25eo)

286 CNN refusing to call NC GA FL
Posted by: the elephant at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (tHwdc)


CNN is still calling it for Dewey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (dELE3)

287 Trish Regan is Smokin' Hawyt.

That is all.

Posted by: FBN Emergency announcent at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (g6yUI)

288 Holy Shit Batman.

NYT 79% Trump

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (r5O/2)

289 Listening to Fox News radio live and they announce.... Candy Crowley? Why is that fat fuck on ANY radio station, let alone Fox News?!?!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (7vTEZ)

290 I'm staying with Winston Wolf for the next 48 to 72 hours.

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (RMlhY)

291
Matt McDermott*

Trump below 10% in Manhattan - worst performance by a GOP nominee in modern history. And yet, the rest of the country. An insane election.

*Pollster Senior Analyst @ Whitman Insight Strategies - Democratic




New Yorkers, ladies and gents! Let's give 'em a big hand!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (kdS6q)

292 99% of FL reported. Call it already. The networks/pollsters are in shear panic.

They're cutting their hair?

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (LbXNI)

293 Nate Silver adds betting markets giving Trump a small edge

Posted by: Noccolai Machiavelli at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (h1usM)

294 46 Bunch of idiots in VA.

Posted by: Marlowe at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (zqFM9)

Nah. They know how their bread is buttered. Compare NoVA to any comparable major city area in the country. Avg. income is through the roof yet they don't actually have any industry. Over the past 8 years, they've also had exponential growth while virtually all other areas in the country have been negative or flat.

And they pardoned 60k felons over the weekend. Name a single area in the country that can create 60k new voters in a weekend?

There's no mystery.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (71OEY)

295 Not sure The FAB will make it thru the night...and I don't mean just as a Candidate. They better have a Cardiologist on call
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (dELE3)


empty epi cartridges all over the floor already, no doubt

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (qCMvj)

296 Not watching. Nope. Not gonna do it.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (0mRoj)

297 79%

I AM TEMPORARILY OUT OF THINGS TO SAY ABOUT MY BALLS AND RICH CREAMY PUDDING OMG

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (P1C8m)

298 Where did all the trolls go?

Posted by: Thursby at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (1wofY)

299 I don't think Trump can carry Pennsylvania, but I think he will win in Michigan.

I don't think Trump can win Wisconsin either, but he does need Iowa.

Go Hawkeyes!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (S6Pax)

300 196 Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)


Penalty kicks.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R)

301 Fuck the media.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (NAv1Q)

302 I just ordered an I FUCKIN' TOLD YOU SO hat.

Bitch. Ezz.

Posted by: Pat Cadell at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (97XyN)

303 376 Can Trump win without Ohio?

Because he sure ain't gonna win there.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (DQ/0l)

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (0F67M)

304 >>>Nate Silver saying HRC in "profound electoral trouble"


So is his livelihood.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (ppaKI)

305 "I'll be curious to see how many Berniebots sat this one out."

...and how many flipped their votes to Trump

there is such a thing as revenge

Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (swEzU)

306 Just Northern Virginia.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (syGA0)




I'm surrounded by them.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (tHwdc)

307

Hillary oughta donate her fireworks to the winner

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (qCMvj)

308 I bet Hillary is drunk right now.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (5b+Sr)

309 That goofy looking bastard Nate Silver just told George stumpalumagus that right now he sees trump as a narrow favorite to win the EC

Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (Wa0Bi)

310 "Ha! This guy on PBS says Trump voters are like Archie Bunker!

Posted by: freaked

yeah, they import third world America haters for the win, they depend on 94% of the black vote, and then trash the "Archie Bunker" blue collar vote. they are scum of the earth ... America First rules over these worthless pricks. let them move to Paris now.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (LhGBu)

311 Listening to Fox News radio live and they announce.... Candy Crowley? Why is that fat fuck on ANY radio station, let alone Fox News?!?!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (7vTEZ)




A local radio station runs Fox News radio at the top of the hour FNR is very liberal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (auHtY)

312 Mexican peso down .0051 o wata hit.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (X8p7j)

313 If PA is over 50%, then the odds of Trump win are over 87%. He only needs one of them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (wfDW1)

314 What happened to fatso Finnegan ?

Posted by: ting hung lo at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (xZc4z)

315 Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)


Yep! And overtime sucks, I hate working for free. And everyone has a reason to bitch about it.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (SpeiC)

316 He's Cornholing Her in Ohio with 75% or so reporting.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (EayXl)

317 277 Trump will significantly outperform Romney in the rest of PA, especially NEPA.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (PJMpr)

318 CNN refusing to call NC GA FL
Posted by: the elephant at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (tHwdc)


Sounds like good news to me....or they're stalling for the Fraud Machine to get their work done, the thought of which just made me lose my shit....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (br2jI)

319 The Pesos fallen and it can't get up.

Posted by: Money alert at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (Ha50C)

320 Still not going to get my hopes up but.........

FUCKING FINISH THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (FqgrG)

321 The Wisconsin electoral map has my county going for Trump so far, with 96% of the votes counted. My county has gone Dem for the last several elections, including the Walker recall and the subsequent Walker gubanatorial election. It traditionally goes about 52/48 Dem/Rep. Tonight it looks like it is going 49/44 Trump.


I think this is big.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (dFi94)

322 What is Beck saying?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (U+nHb)

323 https://tinyurl.com/qhm6mjb

Pic from Clinton Mafia HQ's

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (y3aQB)

324 breaking news: america suddenly became ungovernable again. leading headline for the next 4 years

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Z53PH)

325 I'm staying with Winston Wolf for the next 48 to 72 hours.

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM


Wise man.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (QZLci)

326 80%

balls, pudding, some assembly required.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (P1C8m)

327 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (PY9jH)
Talking about his Christmas decorations was disgusting.
If I spent that much on decorations, I wouldn't talk about it. Especially on the radio.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Q5Ymk)

328

NFL votes 100% for sucking each other's wiener!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Mt8T4)

329 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (tHwdc)
-------------
Yep.

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Sfs6o)

330
Listening to Fox News radio live and they announce.... Candy Crowley? Why is that fat fuck on ANY radio station, let alone Fox News?!?!
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius




She's cheap to keep. You just have to feed her table scraps and let her rut in the woods for acorns.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (kdS6q)

331 Go Hawkeyes!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (S6Pax)

Gah. I live in Iowa and I want to puke everytime I hear that. Go Cyclones!!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (X0CTs)

332 NYT 80%!

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (5dOnv)

333 80% Trump to slay Hillary.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (XNdCd)

334 Well, Geoff Bridges in Hell or High Water was decent. Glad it was only $1.

Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (9dH/8)

335 George Stephanopoulos' husband's checking zillow Toronto now to beat the rush

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (nFwvY)

336 I'm watching FBN so I can see Dobbs happy face if Trump wins. He more than anyone deserves to revel in the victory.

And Trish Regan.

Mostly Trish Regan.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (G8TO0)

337 I bet Glenn Beck is mainlining cheetos dust right now.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (8aO2d)

338 Trump expanding leads in NH and NC. Not close in CO. CO is likely out of reach

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (6IPEM)

339
Note:

Gold now soaring at over $31.00 an ounce. That is very good for Trump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (mbhDw)

340 They are refusing to call these states in order to not depress Dem turnout in the west

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (RhCUA)

341 I wonder if Newsweek has taken their Queen Hillary special edition off the shelves yet.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (3Liv/)

342 Never Trump cost Trump Virginia. Trump lost by 15K and McMuffin got 40K.

There will be a reckoning.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Lnuom)

343 Funny the first time trolls that were telling us trump would lose Florida have been gone for awhile, haven't they?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (wfDW1)

344 205
If Trump wins, he did it all by himself. The Dems were against him, the
Repubs were against him, and the whore media, all, were against him.
I'd call that one effin mean feat.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (CFc5L)


This!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (Enq6K)

345 Y'all, let's be careful. "Cautiously optimistic", let's call it. There's still a whooooole lot of counting left to do.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (W2wn0)

346 CNN is still calling it for Dewey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (dELE3)


Thread winner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (PY9jH)

347 NYT has Trump at 80%. I have to get back to work, it's the middle of the afternoon here.

Keep the comments warm for me!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (2yngH)

348 I AM TEMPORARILY OUT OF THINGS TO SAY ABOUT MY BALLS AND RICH CREAMY PUDDING OMG
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (P1C8m)

LOL thanks, I needed that laugh. So much damn tension.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (/1KcA)

349 Wisconsin now??

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (K0tm3)

350 Matt McDermott*

Trump below 10% in Manhattan - worst performance by a GOP nominee in modern history. And yet, the rest of the country. An insane election.

*Pollster Senior Analyst @ Whitman Insight Strategies - Democratic



Pauline Kael wept.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (0F67M)

351 Fucking Egg McMuffin. Kill those nevertrumpers.

Posted by: Lace Wigg at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (B+Ldc)

352 I would just like to see Hills strike out in her concession speech, or victory speech if it goes that way.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (P/kVC)

353 I was way more excited about 15 minutes ago. That VA thing and not calling FL by now is really starting to piss me off.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (Dc/ui)

354 wtf ny times says 80%

I feel like I'm hallucinating

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (guIHw)

355 316 He's Cornholing Her in Ohio with 75% or so reporting.
Posted by: garrett
---------------

Schlonging. He's *schlonging* her.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (P1C8m)

356 Trump still up in Wisconsin? Really?

Trump getting stomped in Minnesota. No surprise there.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (S6Pax)

357 I think this is big.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM

*****************************

Keep praying!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (G8TO0)

358 NYT predicting wisconson for trump 61 % odds.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (iWW0H)

359 Less than 20k votes separating HRC and Trump in VA. Meanwhile 3rd party and write-ins are over 200k. Thanks NEVER TRUMPERS.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (dAXyx)

360 Beck and the NFL are dead to me....

Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (9dH/8)

361 Four threads. 3200 comments. Not one mention aof a "schlonging'

Its like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (JmjOe)

362 All #NeverTrumpers fucking fired and barred from GOP staff positions.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (K0tm3)

363 Tonight it looks like it is going 49/44 Trump.


I think this is big.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (dFi94)

Who's the 3rd party sucking up the votes? Stein?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (X0CTs)

364 Check this out: http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president. It gives you the up-to-the-minute odds of who will win each state and who will win the presidency. It looks good for Trump right now.

Posted by: Slappy at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (rtfSu)

365 Paul Ryan is going to win re-election by about 68/28.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)

366
Ezra Klein 7 minutes ago

Trump is leading in electoral college forecasts but losing pop vote forecasts. The EC is awful:




Mmmmm -- your tears. So sweet.



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (kdS6q)

367 I want: Hills to collapse during concession speech.
I'll settle for: Sweet, bitter tears and inability to complete sentence w/out sobbing.
I'll get: ??????

Gah! Have to chill out.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (NOIQH)

368 Still drinking, smoking cigs, in. the. house. It's like 1972 in here.

Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (SVz6E)

369 I have a feeling I may be late to the office tomorrow.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (So9FI)

370 256 Hi morons. I'm in Germany and it's 4:00 am and I only get BBC and CNN. I just woke up and this is fucking torture.
Posted by: Timon at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (cZnKJ)

Here at the Ace Headquarters we're in a fucking torture situation too. Lookin' kinda good though.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (CFc5L)

371 >>>361 Four threads. 3200 comments. Not one mention aof a "schlonging'

Its like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (JmjOe)>>>

Pretty sure I read one somewhere!

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (K0tm3)

372 309 That goofy looking bastard Nate Silver just told George stumpalumagus that right now he sees trump as a narrow favorite to win the EC
Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (Wa0Bi)


His name is George Clintonopoulos.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (5b+Sr)

373 306 Just Northern Virginia.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (syGA0)

I'm surrounded by them.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks



Me too Duchess, me too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (syGA0)

374 The networks are dragging this out and refusing to call states in an effort to help the Beast.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (6IPEM)

375 I'm so glad I'm not watching Fox News. It is nice to see the guys on FBN along with trish. What a class act.

Posted by: jaimo at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (eDc0r)

376 Who's the 3rd party sucking up the votes? Stein?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (X0CTs)
==================================

Gary Johnson.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)

377 I will remain awake till it's done.

If Trump wins, I have a superb and non counterfeit Cuban cigar with which to celebrate.

And premium Scotch

I will enjoy both on my front porch.

Likely, the Galveston P.D. will have to shove my remains into the front door in the morning.


Jim
Drunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (v5iqM)

378 ever Trump cost Trump Virginia. Trump lost by 15K and McMuffin got 40K.

There will be a reckoning.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Lnuom)



If Trump wins there needs to be a major asskicking of the Vichy Republicans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (auHtY)

379 365 Paul Ryan is going to win re-election by about 68/28.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)


That has to mean it's Trump's coattails, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (mbhDw)

380
NYT predicting wisconson for trump 61 % odds.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn




My nipples explode in delight!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (kdS6q)

381 Wow, my fellow Hoosiers didn't like democrats very much this cycle. They got adsolutely hammered.

Posted by: Cooldrawg at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (Kl+Pw)

382 TRUMP wins Ohio, MSNBC calls.

Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (lcUJ5)

383 316
He's Cornholing Her in Ohio with 75% or so reporting.

Posted by: garrett


In the name of God, why?

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (LAe3v)

384 279 @Average Guy

Yeah, I remember '12 all too well. Romney got within 4k votes in Ohio....

...then the 'rats turned on the printing machines in N. Ohio, end of story.

But not this year, bitches.

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (ry4ab)

385 >>Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (JmjOe)


masterbaintin' pete has yer back.

Pro Tip : Bring a towel.

Posted by: Ford Prefect at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (EayXl)

386 >>>324 breaking news: america suddenly became ungovernable again. leading headline for the next 4 years

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Z53PH)<<<

Should Trump pull this off, I'm half-way expecting the Fed to jack the interest rate to 15% and explode the national debt service, thereby handing him a catastrophe on election day.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (jV8Mq)

387 Beast underperforming in Wayne County, Detroit. Very bad for her.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (6IPEM)


Yeah, Wayne County is most of Detroit. That would be nice!!

Posted by: Bill R. at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (jKUeC)

388 OHIO CALLED FOR TRUMP

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (G8TO0)

389 Grammie that's great. I just looked Dane county had 30% in said early voting was the highest it's ever been. My mom said Johnson ahead

Posted by: Brat4life at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (/rGEE)

390 It is nice to see the guys on FBN along with trish. What a class act.
Posted by: jaimo at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (eDc0r)

Cavuto is the best

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (dELE3)

391 Looks like Decision Desk called NC for Trump

Posted by: Cantankerous at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (jOSqt)

392 CNN is a fucking infomercial for her thighness.

Posted by: Timon at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (Rlfg6)

393 Drudge has WI for Trump...which means it's over if he also got NH.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I don't think it's called until an asterisk goes up

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (8ikIW)

394 356 there is a reason they have not called Minnesota. Must be alot of Minneapolis is already in.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (PJMpr)

395 271 Gonna be a long night and I'm already about 3 sheets. Hang in there horde. We will get through this.

How YOU doin?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (VV72c)

396 Important point they made on FBN

Republican Senators are not getting swept out. Kirk, a weak Senator, going out in Illinois.

There is no Democratic wave in this election. Hillary has no coattails, and likely, no coat.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (S6Pax)

397 We are on the verge of hearing the most bitter concession speech of all time.


Of. All. Time.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (P1C8m)

It will be the sweetest words I have ever heard in my adult life.

Well....almost.

[and dude...what's with the disgusting nic? grow up ]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (Zu3d9)

398 Ohio called for Trump.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (TJCSB)

399 BREXIT effect baby. BREXT effect.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (IKsp1)

400

WH + Senate + House = Jackpot!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (qCMvj)

401 Isn't 'Cornhole' an Ohio Yard Game?

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (EayXl)

402 Democratic Underground (DU) knocked offline ?

Posted by: Brain Dead Dem at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (g8Xz4)

403 till drinking, smoking cigs, in. the. house. It's like 1972 in here.

Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (SVz6E)

It's never stopped in mine. My non-smoking friends don't believe me till they see an ashtray.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (So9FI)

404 Some bitch in Broward county was opening mail in ballots numbering a total of 180,000 ballots illegally. Husband just told me he found it while googling Broward county. You can't just sit down and start opening ballots without some kind of oversight. This stinks.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (CNHr1)

405 Thanks Comey.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (/tuJf)

406 This ain't over 'til all 57 states have their say!

Posted by: Obama and the 52% at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Se/yD)

407 This is bullshit

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (RhCUA)

408 379 365 Paul Ryan is going to win re-election by about 68/28.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)


That has to mean it's Trump's coattails, right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (mbhDw)

*snicker* Not in that district.

Hillary could be winning 80%-20% and Ryan would get re-elected.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (X0CTs)

409 WTF is wrong with the idiots in Iowa?

Posted by: A bear in the woods at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Tyii7)

410 NY Times thing has Trump currently at EIGHTY PERCENT.

Posted by: deadrody at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (fRgyI)

411 Bye bye baygh!

Posted by: Dirkdigler at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Q68YL)

412 Well, if Beast loses, the trolls know their below-minimum-wage paychecks are gonna bounce, so no sense trollin' for free...

Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (ghHQE)

413 340 They are refusing to call these states in order to not depress Dem turnout in the west
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (RhCUA)


^^^
This right there!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (br2jI)

414 393 Drudge has WI for Trump...which means it's over if he also got NH.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I don't think it's called until an asterisk goes up
Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (8ikIW)

I thought the asterisk meant performance enhancing drugs may have been involved.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)

415 1. Crow was tasty.

2. Holy. Shit.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (h+Yef)

416 ABC calls OH for Trump

Posted by: Noccolai Machiavelli at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (h1usM)

417 MeAgain & Steve Hayes: not immigration/trade (globalism), but it was Trump's offensive character that appealed to people

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (hA1V+)

418 81% NYT now.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (5dOnv)

419 FBN has Trish Regan.That is all.

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (88xKn)

420 OK, now at -600/310 on oddschecker (shortest Trump/longest Clinton).

Posted by: David Gillies at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (tjHrt)

421 Milwaukee 82% reporting, with Trump still up . . .

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (K0tm3)

422 Oh my God, to see the bitter tears of Hillary... wow.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (5zfq1)

423 NYT hit 80% on Trump winning.



Drain the swamp. I don't want us all to be as happy as we were in November 2014 when that lasted all of two weeks...



Wayne County - Trump doing very well. That's Detroit territory. If some of the areas reporting are heavily black, Hillary is screwed.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (23lwL)

424 It's official, Trump will win more states than Romney.

Suck on that, Romney you utterly piece of shit fuckstick.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (G8TO0)

425

Is there a downside to shaving your sack in prep for pudding?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Mt8T4)

426 I have prayed every morning, afternoon, and evening for His will to be done.

I get really emotional when I pray, so I won't go into the details of what I discuss with my Lord, but I don't ask for Our Guy to win. But for the candidate whose soul our Lord knows best to win.

I believe when Trump first entered the race, he was a jackass.

I believe that as he's traveled, met everyday Americans, and has met with and prayed with people like Franklin Graham, his heart has been changed.

That's my prayer. No matter what happens tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (PY9jH)

427 We are on the verge of hearing the most bitter concession speech of all time.

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Somebody just throw a bucket of water on her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Nwg0u)

428
Ohio is called for Le Grande Orange??

Confirmation????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (mbhDw)

429 Gary Johnson.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)



Does Gary even know that today is election day or is he just sitting in a corner somewhere giggling like a stoned idiot?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (auHtY)

430 Whoo hoooo!

Posted by: Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (BO/km)

431 Leonard Cohen said it best - "Your faith was strong, but you needed proof."

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (LbXNI)

432 Ok, how about us west coast folks, when do we see results?
Asking for a friend

Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (9plvG)

433 Matt McDermott*

Trump below 10% in Manhattan - worst performance by a GOP nominee in modern history. And yet, the rest of the country. An insane election.

*Pollster Senior Analyst @ Whitman Insight Strategies - Democratic


Um.....maybe it's....ya know....you?



Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (Enq6K)

434 It's too early to dip.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (So9FI)

435 367 I want: Hills to collapse during concession speech.
I'll settle for: Sweet, bitter tears and inability to complete sentence w/out sobbing.
I'll get: ??????

Gah! Have to chill out.

Posted by: Lizzy

Tears for you, I'll take piss and diarrhea mixed with scattered farts.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (iWW0H)

436 396 Important point they made on FBN

Republican Senators are not getting swept out. Kirk, a weak Senator, going out in Illinois.

There is no Democratic wave in this election. Hillary has no coattails, and likely, no coat.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (S6Pax)

Mark Kirk was an outlier since he was as close to being a dem without placing a (d) next to his name. Good riddance to him.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (8aO2d)

437 I am now permitting myself to hope.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (/wWB4)

438
The night started with the New York Times giving an 84% chance for Hillary to win. Now the New York Times has Trump at 84% of winning.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (kdS6q)

439 Call me daft, but I swear I just saw the presidential predictor at the NY Times site at 80%...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (kP16F)

440 @369

Yup, I am gonna look like death warmed over, I'm pretty sure.

Hope it's worth it.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (L67Wq)

441 >>> New Yorkers, ladies and gents! Let's give 'em a big hand!

NY values.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (OwNJe)

442 391 NC should have been called for Trump when the Senate race was called. They are running at around the same percentage. I would pretty much guarantee it is the exit polls that are holding up the calls.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (PJMpr)

443 While we're waiting, can someone tell me how on earth you can "suppress" a vote?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (CFc5L)

444 You can't just sit down and start opening ballots without some kind of oversight.

You can if your a Democrat.

Posted by: A bear in the woods at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (Tyii7)

445 So far it looks like the polls were undersampling Trump support by 3 points at least.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (G8TO0)

446 Decision desk: We are calling the states of Florida, Missouri, North Carolina and Ohio for Donald Trump.

Posted by: Not the mama at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (QqZA8)

447 NY Times is now predicting 80% chance Trump to win presidency. That's a complete flip from 7:59pm tonight, when it was 80% chance for Cankles!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (eM2Uz)

448 I want to see the names of Team McMuffin on every conservative blog.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (2RVmA)

449 Ladies and gents I might actually turn the TV on tonight!

Posted by: Jackal at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (TkOBg)

450 Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (P/kVC)
You mean stroke? I hope she's drunk and wobbly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (Q5Ymk)

451 Isn't 'Cornhole' an Ohio Yard Game?
Posted by: garrett

Yeah Buddy! Come on up here and play.

Bend over!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (S6Pax)

452 We are calling the states of Florida, Missouri, North Carolina and Ohio for Donald Trump - Decision Desk

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (TJCSB)

453 @Wyatt... I'm your Huckleberry.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (CNHr1)

454 OMG, Trish Regan is crazy stupid hot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (VV72c)

455 WH + Senate + House = Jackpot!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (qCMvj)

...still the GOP.

Prepare to be disappointed. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (X0CTs)

456 go ahead and shave it! the pudding is like an after shave balm. not that i would know.....

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (J1Jae)

457 ...I wish I could watch but I'm Eeyore by nature. Bless the other members of the Horde and their resolve...and/or liquor cabinet contents.

Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (Ojki1)

458 Man, we're gonna be on Easy Street. One old recycled story after another--homelessness, grim milestones, child hunger, bullied gays. Fuck, it'll be like a vacation!

Posted by: The MFM at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (97XyN)

459 Trump by 1.25% in WI, 1.2M votes counted.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (XoldI)

460 443 While we're waiting, can someone tell me how on earth you can "suppress" a vote?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (CFc5L)

Robitussin and brass knuckles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (mbhDw)

461 I'm a little leery of the model of the NYT thing, for example, it still shows California as blank since the polls are still open there, but they list California under the overwhelmingly Democratic states. So are they factoring it in for Clinton now or not?

Posted by: Paul at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (Ae4P3)

462 Mcmullin gets 44k votes in VA -- 2x as much as Hillary beat Trump by. GOD DAMN NEVER TRUMPERS!!!

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (dAXyx)

463 let me see, where did I put that vuvuzela ? a, here it is ...

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (c6/9Q)

464 crap mclame was reelected

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (N4AcK)

465 Is there a downside to shaving your sack in prep for pudding?

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You mean as opposed to waxing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (Nwg0u)

466 Colorado: 43% in

T - 49
C - 47

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (3myMJ)

467 Hillary to Bill: "You old fool! Find me SOME VOTES! NOW! [lamp flies by head] I don't WANT to go to prison!"

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (hA1V+)

468 @196 Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?
--------------

Heh.

If no one gets an outright majority of the electoral votes (i.e. either a tie, or one of the third-party candidates manages to pick up enough votes to keep Trump and Hillary at both less than fifty percent of the electoral votes), then the House of Representatives gets to pick the next president from the list of candidates who received at least one electoral vote.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (ff27+)

469 NBC news has called Ohio for Trump....but not FBN?!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (Enq6K)

470 Beverly Hills and Malibu placed on suicide watch.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (ppaKI)

471 381 Wow, my fellow Hoosiers didn't like democrats very much this cycle. They got adsolutely hammered.
Posted by: Cooldrawg at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (Kl+Pw)


good to hear news from the old home front since going by my FB feed indiana is a looney californiabin lately. of course the lefties feel most comfortable being vocal since they'll destroy anyone who speaks out differently, so i know there's selection bias, but still.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (Z53PH)

472 453 @Wyatt... I'm your Huckleberry.

Just don't drive. Car or horse.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (VV72c)

473 I NEVER watch CNN, but I have to say, watching them scramble and *almost* pray is hilarious. I highly recommend it.

Much better than watching MeAgain, I'm sure.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (tHwdc)

474 Boys, in the immortal words of Negan, it's happy hour in the pussy bar.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (iWW0H)

475 425

Is there a downside to shaving your sack in prep for pudding?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Mt8T4)

Make sure to moisturize or you'll get itchy.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (0mRoj)

476 Call Ohio for Trump already!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ8wKPnms0A

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (ry4ab)

477 Trump senior adviser @AJDelgado13 tells me his campaign is currently "upbeat and energetic" in the war room.

4 Hour Erection ?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (y3aQB)

478 I have prayed every morning, afternoon, and evening for His will to be done.

I get really emotional when I pray, so I won't go into the details of what I discuss with my Lord, but I don't ask for Our Guy to win. But for the candidate whose soul our Lord knows best to win.

I believe when Trump first entered the race, he was a jackass.

I believe that as he's traveled, met everyday Americans, and has met with and prayed with people like Franklin Graham, his heart has been changed.

That's my prayer. No matter what happens tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (PY9jH)
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Thank you-- beautifully put. I'm having a hard time keeping calm right now.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (3C9q2)

479

I bought, and have been rolling, a couple of intermediate date S & P puts for just such an occasion... HAHA!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (Mt8T4)

480 I don't think it's called until an asterisk goes up

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (8ikIW)

Got it....Thanks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (Zu3d9)

481 The county next to me, where I live the other half of the week, is going 61/32 Trump, but they are a reliably red county. Kenosha County leans Dem because we have an urban area.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (dFi94)

482 I love Charles Payne on FBN.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (Dc/ui)

483 OMG, Trish Regan is crazy stupid hot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (VV72c)



Yes she is. They ought to replace MeAgain with her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (auHtY)

484 Beast takes CO.
As Expected

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (6IPEM)

485 California Jr goes to Clinton.


Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (EayXl)

486 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (PY9jH)

Very nice prayer/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (tOcW/)

487 FUCK FB called Hillary for Colorado.

FUCK

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (G8TO0)

488 ... for Trump!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (kP16F)

489 Never Trump cost Trump Virginia. Trump lost by 15K and McMuffin got 40K.

Trump deserves credit for states he won, but not for the states he lost?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (KRwzj)

490 PUDDING!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (7vTEZ)

491 You mean stroke? I hope she's drunk and wobbly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (Q5Ymk)

Yes, stroke out.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (P/kVC)

492 WH + Senate + House = Jackpot!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (qCMvj)



...still the GOP.



Prepare to be disappointed. ;-)
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And Paul Ryan is under the mistaken impression that he gets to push his agenda, whatever it is.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (3Liv/)

493 My husband switched to NBC...omg...the long faces. hahahaha!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (Enq6K)

494 409 WTF is wrong with the idiots in Iowa?
Posted by: A bear in the woods at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Tyii7)

Des Moines
Cedar Rapids
Iowa City

Population Centers.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (X0CTs)

495 462 Mcmullin gets 44k votes in VA -- 2x as much as Hillary beat Trump by. GOD DAMN NEVER TRUMPERS!!!

Beltway elite and the NRO crowd did that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (VV72c)

496 CNN gave up Ohio.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)

497 FBN calls CO for Bitchface.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (97XyN)

498 473 I NEVER watch CNN, but I have to say, watching them scramble and *almost* pray is hilarious. I highly recommend it.

Much better than watching MeAgain, I'm sure.


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks

Miley, you have any of that 2 gallon jug of valu-rite left?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (iWW0H)

499 CNN can't sweep Ohio away anymore

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (3ShQW)

500 Lester Hold on MSNBC just announced Ohio for Trump.


Fantastic. I used to Lester. Now I hope he just ends up doing more Crystal Skulls documentaries.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (23lwL)

501 NBC showing OH for Trump

Thank God my vote wasn't wasted

Posted by: PMRich at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (w5Qj0)

502 ...still the GOP.

Prepare to be disappointed. ;-)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (X0CTs)

I would accept that as an axiom.

Posted by: Captain Spock at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (Ojki1)

503 If Trump wins we're gonna need more Federal Jails

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (dELE3)

504 The NY Times thing currently has Trump at 81% to win

Posted by: ajlfour at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (5pCl+)

505 196 Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM

Yes. As decided by electoral votes of the Congressional R's in the House of Representitives. Takes place In Dec 18th or so.

Posted by: FBN Emergency announcent at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (g6yUI)

506 FBN just called Ohio for Trump!

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (O6aZ4)

507 Thank you Jane D'oh. Wonderfully stated.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (dFi94)

508 FBN calls OH for Trump.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (97XyN)

509 LOL. Trump lead *growing* in FL.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (K0tm3)

510 463 let me see, where did I put that vuvuzela ? a, here it is ...
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (c6/9Q)

-------

Ha!

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (U+nHb)

511

Has Chris Matthews chugged a bottle of scotch yet and then tried to slit his wrists sing a sharp pants crease?

Will someone save & post the video for me?

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (FlRtG)

512 A very special fuck you to the Bush family. ALL OF THEM.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (IKsp1)

513 >>Some bitch in Broward county was opening mail in ballots numbering a total of 180,000 ballots illegally.


Expect serious shenanigans - apparently holding back results now????
May be waiting to see how many fake ballots needed to give Hills the win,

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (NOIQH)

514 Can someone give me a link to the NYT tracker please?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (FqgrG)

515 sooooo after all but Alaska & Hawaii polls close they call a bunch of states ? hahahahahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (y3aQB)

516 OH is the Donald's - stick it Kasich!

Posted by: Njconservative at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (NvEiB)

517 Trump 167 vs Clinton 109 electoral votes, according to CNN.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (tHwdc)

518 They better put Nate Silver on suicide watch.

Posted by: Motorhead at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (CSCqJ)

519 Stay away Wyatt, she's mine.

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (88xKn)

520 Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (TJCSB)

That puts Trump at 212.

Still a ways to go.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (d76uN)

521 Looks like Michigan might be the key--who would ever haver thought that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (dELE3)

522 Is this the real life?

Seriously, if I've fallen asleep and this is a dream, I'll be really pissed.

Posted by: GalosGann at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (md1b/)

523 Stop using that NYT guage. It is a fucking troll bot.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (Dc/ui)

524 WH + Senate + House = Jackpot!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (qCMvj)
--------------------------------------
Which should give them an edge with the Supreme Court too. But the GOP won't be able to accomplish much without the cooperation of the ranks in the agencies and bureaus. Maybe they can hold the line on a few issues.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (NUqwG)

525 All I know is there must be more info out there that we aren't being given.

I can't see the NYT making the prediction or the odds bettors based on the information we have now.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (L67Wq)

526 Apparently I suck at canvassing.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (3ShQW)

527 NYT *STILL* has Trump at 52% to win PA.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (v9gSJ)

528 "Your faith was strong, but you needed proof."

Yes, nothing less that 80 or my circuits corrode.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (/O5Ax)

529 495 462 Mcmullin gets 44k votes in VA -- 2x as much as Hillary beat Trump by. GOD DAMN NEVER TRUMPERS!!!

Beltway elite and the NRO crowd did that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp

They would have just voted for Johnson or Hillary anyway.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (iWW0H)

530 Has any candidate ever given a consession speech in a plane headed to a country without extradition treaties

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (XNdCd)

531 >>Trump lead *growing* in FL.


Oh, it's growing.


Bigly.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (EayXl)

532 So, should Trump possibly win, how many flaming skulls is it? Do we get a full page of them or a giant blown up flaming skull?

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (8aO2d)

533 Gah! Running out of booze. I thought a pint of Wild Turkey would be enough.

Pessimistically giddy. But the booze thing is problematic

*holds tin cup under USB port*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (h1PKb)

534 How are the faces at MSNBC, etc.?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (3myMJ)

535 Where did YOLO go?

Posted by: Thursby at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (1wofY)

536 Im so disgusted with Colorado. Guess it's time to move again.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (G8TO0)

537 Whadda mean what's wrong w/Iowa? The freaking polls just closed 25 minutes ago.

Give us a freakin' break, man!

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Lnuom)

538 The CBC squad sound suicidal.


Fantastic. My night has been made. They sound as if Trump has already won....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (23lwL)

539 I'm Dreamin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv3LHYDa4cU

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Eabwd)

540 I need to go to bed, my fellow 'rons. Love you guys. No matter what happens, we will endure. Be in peace, my friends.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (+eR2D)

541 Dow Futures now down over 700

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (dELE3)

542 Leading indicator from Casa de Wrecks: Mrs. Wrecks says if she could, she'd move to another country. Blames the results on people not wanting to vote for a Vagina-American.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Nwg0u)

543 CNN says that 81% in Philly is terrible for Clinton - she should be doing much better.

Schadenboner!!111!!!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (tHwdc)

544 Possibly premature but I cannot resist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

Posted by: Epobirs at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (AK5Ni)

545 Some bitch in Broward county was opening mail in ballots numbering a total of 180,000 ballots illegally. Husband just told me he found it while googling Broward county. You can't just sit down and start opening ballots without some kind of oversight. This stinks.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (CNHr1) _***


They wouldn't have discovered that problem unless they needed to.



Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (X8p7j)

546 And Paul Ryan is under the mistaken impression that he gets to push his agenda, whatever it is.
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (3Liv/)

He has an agenda???? What? How come no one ever told me?

I would swear on my Bible that he just does whatever Obama wants.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (X0CTs)

547 Why don't republicans in FL flood Broward Co. with poll watchers and clean that shit up?! Give me a fuggin break.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Dc/ui)

548 CBC - "This election is like Brexit..."

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (23lwL)

549 534 How are the faces at MSNBC, etc.?
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (3myMJ)'


Faces or Feces?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (mbhDw)

550 OHIO

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (89T5c)

551 lol.. no worries Wyatt.. I'm sitting here safely at my computer.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (CNHr1)

552 DJI futures down 721.

Wheeeee!!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (97XyN)

553 Peso is down

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (OwNJe)

554 The night started with the New York Times giving an 84% chance for Hillary to win. Now the New York Times has Trump at 84% of winning.

They really have this down to a science.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (/wWB4)

555 Im so disgusted with Colorado. Guess it's time to move again.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (G8TO0)

I guess CA pollutes Co, like NY pollutes FL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (dELE3)

556 86% TRUMP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (TJCSB)

557 are these states deliberately releasing Hilda votes first? seems a few showed Hilda up big, now Trump winning big ... turkeys. Now showing Hilda up in Iowa ... guess she won CO ... but 70% odd for Trump now?

give us 300EV please ... ftw

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (LhGBu)

558 Jane- wow- I could have written that. Trust Him, no matter the outcome.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (Y5Lq7)

559 Schlonging tonight!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (LOCmW)

560 I have prayed every morning, afternoon, and evening for His will to be done.

Leave me out of it, toots. Maybe that 'free will' thing was a mistake.

Posted by: Heavenly Father at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (KRwzj)

561 Neil Cavuto keeps saying on FBN that Trump now has an easier path to 270 than clinton does....

Did I tell you guys how much I love Neil Cavuto????

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (br2jI)

562 "CNN refusing to call NC GA FL"

------/

Looks like Dems are now counting the unicorn votes.

Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (8zHLN)

563 514: HERE IS LINK TO NYT http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (7vTEZ)

564 Crazy idea: IF Trump wins, he should win gracefully, and go into POTUS mode. Let things like her emails and the Foundation be handled by Congress. Don't spike the football in public. Do it in private.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (VV72c)

565 >>Dow Futures now down over 700


Because halving the Corp Income Tax Rate will be terrible for the market...

buy early, tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (EayXl)

566 OMG, Trump took OK!

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (o/90i)

567 Dont start popping each other's corks yet, gentlemorons

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (3ShQW)

568 531: the schlonging.....it is definitely growing

Posted by: John Holmes at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (O+RfY)

569 Please, lord Jesus, let this happen.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (U+nHb)

570







President Donald Trump

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (zu88C)

571 Dow Futures down over 700 pts.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (OAlmw)

572

Bless those Trump children too. The entire family did not know what they were up against, but held it together pretty well, with grace. And they never stopped campaigning either.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (qCMvj)

573 86% Hillary for Prison

62% Trump for Pennsylvania

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (XNdCd)

574 OMG, CNN just said Trump got a lot of help from the RNC. hahahaha

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (So9FI)

575 547 Why don't republicans in FL flood Broward Co. with poll watchers and clean that shit up?! Give me a fuggin break.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Dc/ui)

Good question. South Florida is corrupt as balls in general.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (0mRoj)

576 It's official. CO has been called for the Beast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (Nwg0u)

577 If Trump wins we're gonna need more Federal Jails.

Can we just buy out a zoo and put them in, sell tickets. It's a win win.

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (/O5Ax)

578 nytimes. com Win Presidency: 86% Trump!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (kP16F)

579 554 The night started with the New York Times giving an 84% chance for Hillary to win. Now the New York Times has Trump at 84% of winning.

They really have this down to a science.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (/wWB4)

I still do not trust it. Trojan horses and all that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (92kX2)

580 It's drawing near victory. Finish the fight! Pray for victory.

Grammie, I'm counting on you, keep it up.

Posted by: Locarno at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (HhYvn)

581 543 CNN says that 81% in Philly is terrible for Clinton - she should be doing much better.

Schadenboner!!111!!!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (tHwdc)

---

Teehee!

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (Eabwd)

582 Clintons lead in PA is down to 6. Need to go check what counties are still out.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (PJMpr)

583 Hillary tweet: "This team has so much to be proud of. Whatever happens tonight, thank you for everything."


Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (ppaKI)

584 NYT is predicting 305 ec for trump.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (iWW0H)

585 Michigan AND Wisconsin? Oh boy...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (w+Jhj)

586 ok, we got fl, nc, and ohio...should get iowa...PA is a no can do tho...numbers look bad there...gotta get michigan or a combo of NV, NH, 1 from maine
maybe upset in MN or wisc

Posted by: duncan at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (Z2KtO)

587 With a President -Elect Trump win ( that is now how I will refer to him) there will be an earthquake in American Politics. Both parties will be in turmoil...Should be fun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (dELE3)

588 Are they ever call Georgia for Trump?

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (88xKn)

589 531 >>Trump lead *growing* in FL.


Oh, it's growing.


Bigly.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (EayXl)

"That's not all that's growing"

~ Carlos Danger

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (X0CTs)

590 Mrs. Wrecks says if she could, she'd move to another country.

Tell her, Good news! We're moving to the US!

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (/wWB4)

591 If this actually happens, my erection will last 4 years. Holy shit

Posted by: In Exile at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (Z7AXG)

592 That NY Times forecaster is like The Crying Game of data forecasting.

Posted by: hunngun at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (XQOqx)

593 551 lol.. no worries Wyatt.. I'm sitting here safely at my computer.

Hopefully in lingerie. Oh wait, did I write that or just think it?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (VV72c)

594 Wyatt,

I could not believe the lines in my humble burg today in NEPA.

The Deplorables came out in droves to vote.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (EOK/M)

595 Say it

SAY IT !


'President Donald Trump'



Roll around in it.





Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (zu88C)

596 Dow Futures down 721 now.... @CGasparino said earlier tonight 750 to 1000 with Trump win

Gasparino KNOWS!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (y3aQB)

597 Denver Republican HQ looks like a party

Democrat HQ not so much

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (3myMJ)

598 NYT. Pussy Grabber at 86%

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (r5O/2)

599 Right about now, Dems are starting to wish that Hillary had gotten indicted back in July...

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (P1C8m)

600 I think Trump won.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (LQLeS)

601
376 Can Trump win without Ohio?

Because he sure ain't gonna win there.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (DQ/0l)

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (0F67M)

602 OMG, Trump took OK!
Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM

OK, I'm drunk, I meant OH not OK.

I'm a Moron, what can I say.

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (o/90i)

603 Take a couple of minutes and go to cbc dot ca and watch coverage.



It's funeral like. OH MY GOD!!! I LOVE IT>>

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (23lwL)

604 HUMPBOT PUDDING CUPS RED SKULLFUCKING!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (qgUJH)

605 FBN wondering how Mexico pays for the wall with the Peso falling like a rock.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (xInes)

606 One of the most important campaign promises I want Trump to keep is appointing a special prosecutor to put Hillary behind bars. Drain the effing swamp by starting with the biggest snake.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (Wa0Bi)

607 Michigan AND Wisconsin? Oh boy...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (w+Jhj)

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh boy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (dELE3)

608




Looks Like Newsweek might need to rethink their cover.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (zu88C)

609 please God, please God.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (0O7c5)

610 582 543 CNN says that 81% in Philly is terrible for Clinton - she should be doing much better.

We had a YUGE turnout, and the people who showed up for her free concerts were there for the music, not her.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (VV72c)

611 Let things like her emails and the Foundation be handled by Congress.
------------------
No.
RULE OF LAW
That is a big reason why we voted for Trump

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (hA1V+)

612 If Trump wins we're gonna need more Federal Jails pudding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (QZLci)

613 Trump up by 2% in WI, 1.3M votes counted.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (XoldI)

614 532 So, should Trump possibly win, how many flaming skulls is it? Do we get a full page of them or a giant blown up flaming skull?
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (8aO2d)


--Bring back PUDDINGSKULL!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (h1usM)

615 HORDE! THIS IS HAPPENING! I am amazed and drunk!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (7vTEZ)

616 *holds tin cup under USB port*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (h1PKb)


**feels bad as the beer just foams into the USB and sadly spills to the floor...****

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (br2jI)

617 "Subdued" at Canklepotomus HQ. HEHEHEHE

Posted by: Croms Dirty Drawers at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (l2t1M)

618 Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (PJMpr)

Central Part of Stat or as Carville Called Alabama

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (y3aQB)

619 Possible Riots in LA if Trump wins. Is it wrong to root for the inferno?

Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (9dH/8)

620 What's that I hear out my window from the Democrats?

http://tinyurl.com/ps7oavu

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (J70i0)

621
If Trump pulls this out.... The only thing I want is a constrctionist court. Dont care about trade deals legislation or tax rates.

The court.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (JmjOe)

622 587 ok, we got fl, nc, and ohio...should get iowa...PA is a no can do tho...numbers look bad there...gotta get michigan or a combo of NV, NH, 1 from maine
maybe upset in MN or wisc


Posted by: duncan

I'm happy to say he also gets PA, for the same reason as Michigan Ohio and Wisconsin.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (iWW0H)

623 When they interviewed Obama after his first election, they called him "Mr. President-Elect." Will they do that for Trump?

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (LbXNI)

624 They are saying more paths for victory for trump than for nurse nasty....

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (9n0dl)

625 #564

The greatest insult he could deliver would be a pardon.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (AK5Ni)

626 Apparently I suck at canvassing.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (3ShQW)
=============================

Hush that now. You were amazing.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (dFi94)

627 Just ridiculous

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (RhCUA)

628 Oh George Will on Fox now.
How now George?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (OhTOr)

629
A very special fuck you to the Bush family. ALL OF THEM.

/it deserves repeating daily

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (P/kVC)

630 Right about now, Dems are starting to wish that Hillary had gotten indicted back in July...
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (P1C8m)

LOL--very true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (dELE3)

631 Trump up in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (TJCSB)

632 572

Bless those Trump children too. The entire family did not know what they were up against, but held it together pretty well, with grace. And they never stopped campaigning either.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (qCMvj

He is the first Independent Candidate to win the POTUS. No support from his party.

This is a revolution.

Celebrate tonight. Tomorrow we may get punished by our betters.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (XNdCd)

633 If Trump wins, he did it all by himself.
------------------------------------
And the Russians. Don't forget the Russians.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (NUqwG)

634 If Trump wins we're gonna need more Federal Jails.

Just build a fence around DC and lock it. Might be a few innocents trapped but they'll have ZERO problems finding a lawyer.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (HwVbl)

635 I guess the point of all this is hate... wins?

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (/x6xU)

636 >>Possible Riots in LA if Trump wins.


Fuck Mexico.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (EayXl)

637 Wolf Blitzer is constipated. lol

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (So9FI)

638
434
It's too early to dip.


Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (So9FI)







Yes. But it's not too early to do a few stretching exercises......just in case.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (LuZz8)

639 Gasparino KNOWS!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (y3aQB)

I hate that guy. He's been anti-Trump from the get go.
Suck it Charlie!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (Enq6K)

640 OHIO

That's fuckkin' yuuuge.

Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (ozZau)

641 Y'know, if Reuters had played their cards straight by publishing the Nov. 4-7 period Reuters/Ipsos Tracking Poll numbers, they would have been famous.

Too bad, Reuters. You coulda been a contendah.

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (JBggj)

642 Who wants to join me on my front porch, for Scotch or Bourbon, cigars, and pudding?


Open invitation, good till I pass out from bourbon.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (v5iqM)

643 I've often dreamed about that moment when Trump is sworn in and Obama is forced to stand there...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (ppaKI)

644 NYT is also forecasting PIAPS winning the popular vote.

Lefty Insanity up 12.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (v9gSJ)

645 jennifer griffin ... can't listen to anyone that rode the commie scrunt plane and asked propaganda questions, to help the commie criminal overthrow our republic. screw all the networks that worked for the global cabal ... must take them down

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (LhGBu)

646 Apparently I suck at canvassing.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo


Dude, you were out there swinging. It was a good try.

Thanks for all that you did. Really.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (S6Pax)

647 595 Wyatt,

I could not believe the lines in my humble burg today in NEPA.

The Deplorables came out in droves to vote.


There were 5x3 foot signs up and down Broad Street in North Philly urging AAs to vote. They weren't going to come out for her like they did for Obama, because Clinton is unlikable.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (VV72c)

648 @555 I guess CA pollutes Co, like NY pollutes FL
-----------------

Nah, California's trying to copy Colorado these days. We've got an initiative on the ballot to legalize marijuana, similar to the one that Colorado already passed.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (ff27+)

649 If Trump wins I'm not sure they make pudding cups big enough to hold my schadenboner

Posted by: John Holmes at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (O+RfY)

650 Stupid question... can he win without FL???

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (CNHr1)

651 White. College. Women.
Misogyny. Racism.

I hate them all.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (Wa0Bi)

652 Hoo boy the PBS crew is flummoxed too. "I expected Trump would be doing much worse". Not "I expected Clinton would be doing much better".

Posted by: Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (BO/km)

653 If my native state of PA rejects (even narrowly) the Hellbeast, I'll have a few cups of chocolate pudding that'll require some modest "adornment", .

Posted by: Thrawn at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (cC/ZB)

654 But also, I'll admit we've been targeted for the patented Minnesota vibrantization plan.

Des Moines schools are, as of this year, majority-minority.

LOTS of muslims.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (Lnuom)

655 596 Say it

SAY IT !


'President Donald Trump'



Roll around in it.





Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (zu88C)

---

I just asked one of the nurses for some pudding cups.

I told her I was going to roll around in them.

I think she's about to call the authorities on me...

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (Eabwd)

656

Michigan AND Wisconsin?

Any chance for Minnesota too?


... such things are supposed to come in threes ...

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (FlRtG)

657 OMG, CNN just said Trump got a lot of help from the RNC. hahahaha

I saw a story this morning on Insty that in fact Rinsed Penis and the RNC had put together a "formidable" ground game in cooperation with Trump. If true, credit where due.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (5dOnv)

658 I took my 16 year old to watch me vote in FL today. For the last few months he and his buddies have been referring to pooping as "taking a Hillary."
There's hope for some of our youth.

Posted by: Drewbicle at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (RMlhY)

659 Alright already, call the Sunshine State for Trump!!
http://tinyurl.com/oec9nbu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HmuFuRPv6o

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (ry4ab)

660
**feels bad as the beer just foams into the USB and sadly spills to the floor...****



Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (br2jI)

You tried. That's all I ask. Bless you.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (h1PKb)

661 I mean if he takes MI, PA.. Florida won't matter? I dunno. I'm drunk.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (CNHr1)

662


CNN oh yes..


unnggggggggggghhhh

*fapfapfap*

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (zu88C)

663 607 One of the most important campaign promises I want Trump to keep is appointing a special prosecutor to put Hillary behind bars. Drain the effing swamp by starting with the biggest snake.

And fire Comey.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (dAXyx)

664 Official, GOP keeps House.

Yawn.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (G8TO0)

665 WOW, DD calling NC for Trump. That means he has basically won what was expected - he held serve.

Great sign for him.

Posted by: SH at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (t4HFi)

666 If Trump wins, he did it all by himself.

If he wins, I think we owe undying gratitude to Russian script kiddies who did the work the media refused to do. For years.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (eeTCA)

667 >>Bless those Trump children too. The entire family did not know what
they were up against, but held it together pretty well, with grace. And
they never stopped campaigning either.


Yes, must have been a yuuuge awakening seeing former friends joining in the Trump hate and mockery. Also betrayed by an entertainment media that has always fawned over him and his hit show.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (NOIQH)

668 618 *holds tin cup under USB port*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (h1PKb)


**feels bad as the beer just foams into the USB and sadly spills to the floor...****

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (br2jI)

With this crew, I am not sure you want what might come out of that port...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (92kX2)

669 628 Apparently I suck at canvassing.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (3ShQW)

What grammie said! What kind of beverages do you like??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (F4e1g)

670 OMG, CNN just said Trump got a lot of help from the RNC. hahahaha

He did.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (KRwzj)

671 Konbanwa, minna-San.

I was afraid I'd have to head right back to Japan after the election, but now I'm cautiously optimistic. Needless to say, the GOP plan completely.backfired - the blowout they needed to reassert that us benighted serfs need their expert guidance is now an impossibility.

Posted by: Broseidon on his newer magic glowing square at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (0Drje)

672 644 Who wants to join me on my front porch, for Scotch or Bourbon, cigars, and pudding?


Open invitation, good till I pass out from bourbon.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (v5iqM)

Scotch 2016!!!!

Actually, in a surprising upset, Scotch is out!

Beer 2016!!!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (X0CTs)

673 Looks like the #NeverTrumpers cost Trump VA.

Posted by: TSGSJeremy at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (/Rfmk)

674 Wall Street panicking, music to my ears.

Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (8zHLN)

675 646 NYT is also forecasting PIAPS winning the popular vote.

Lefty Insanity up 12.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (v9gSJ)

I forget - what's PIAPS?

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (7qAYi)

676 The Schadenbonening

Posted by: Election 2016! at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (1CroS)

677 I have tried my best to stay away from the internet and just play a computer game. I had to check a few minutes ago and my heart and stomach are doing flip flops. How am I supposed to sleep now???

Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (JcaFn)

678
Trump up in Pennsylvania.


Posted by: Dr Spank


CAC starts drunk dialing in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (vyqqu)

679 I hate that guy. He's been anti-Trump from the get go.
Suck it Charlie!


Posted by: Tami..
=====


*fistbump....the other fist*

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (zu88C)

680 Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (v5iqM)
---------
Right there with you in spirit, amigo.

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (Sfs6o)

681 443 While we're waiting, can someone tell me how on earth you can "suppress" a vote?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (CFc5L)

Black Panthers holding billy clubs at a polling station might do it.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (/1KcA)

682 "I would swear on my Bible that he just does whatever Obama wants."

That's his agenda , you mean no one told you?

Posted by: PMRich at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (w5Qj0)

683 Trump w/in 8 in PA; somehow NYT thinks that means he's yuuuuge there. I guess Philly is over 90% reporting.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (K0tm3)

684 For the new morons: you want a warm room and a cool pudding for a proper dip.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (EayXl)

685 -Bring back PUDDINGSKULL!!!!!

And Blago skull just for fun!

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (/O5Ax)

686 Clinton wins !...an early parole hearing

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (c6/9Q)

687 I that sadz pic makes me happy

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (2RVmA)

688 Time for some Eagles.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-ZcdAUAbpg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (Nwg0u)

689
Cankles Tweet:
This team has so much to be proud of. Whatever happens tonight, thank you for everything.

LOL Does that sound like a winner?!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (eM2Uz)

690 Possible Riots in LA if Trump wins. Is it wrong to root for the inferno?
Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (9dH/

Stock in roof top Koreans to go through sky high.

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (Ojki1)

691


The shrieks i am hearing


So fucking funny

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (1TXSC)

692 cavuto on fox business channel has the best coverage (with world markets on going response to the election in the background). very straight. you'll like his conservative panelists. & he's pretty straight, not "whiny the cavuto" as i used to call him (like winny the pooh", get it?).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (WTSFk)

693 George Will pontificating.

These pricks have no shame.

There is never yesterday when they were wrong.

There is only now when they are jabbering.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (hA1V+)

694 If he wins, I think we owe undying gratitude to Russian script kiddies who did the work the media refused to do. For years.

I still credit Trump on that - Romney would've politely said "what WikiLeaks?", while Trump hit Cankles over the head with them and the O'Keefe videos in the 3rd debate.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (5dOnv)

695 NYT is also forecasting PIAPS winning the popular vote.
***
So do they only want to count the Mexicans living in the US when they say that, or go whole hog and include the Mexicans in Mexico as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (aZq03)

696 There's some stupid black c@nt on cbc now. She is pissed. Suck it bitch.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (23lwL)

697 NYT has Ron Johnson rolling in WI.


https://tinyurl.com/ohojgrs


Ron Johnson asking Feingold My Dick Taste them same as last time ?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (y3aQB)

698 610 please God, please God.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (0O7c5)

If Trump wins, I am going to credit you with your clever prescient pudding purchase.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (CFc5L)

699 HOW DO THOSE FIREWORKS FEEL NOW BITCH!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (7vTEZ)

700 "And the Russians. Don't forget the Russians."

Spasibo!

Posted by: Pladimir Vutin at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (md1b/)

701

Lets don't start sucking each others' dicks yet . . .

Oh, hell, go ahead and start on mine

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan, twat detective at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (a0SQT)

702 Clinton back up in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (TJCSB)

703 NYT thinks Hillary will take NH, and MN. Iowa is leaning Trump. IF the NYT is right, Trump is our next president. OMFG.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)

704
He did.

Posted by: Hollowpoint


====

You dishonest little shit.


Tick turds wonder at how tiny you are.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (zu88C)

705 Could trump really win? Wow.

Posted by: Voter at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (p1lUs)

706 DDHQ is calling FL and NC for Trump too.

wow wow wow

Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (ozZau)

707
House Senate and Whitehouse

Isnt that a.....

Mandate

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (1TXSC)

708 GOALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7-2 JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRUMPSLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (h1usM)

709 Ugh George Will, he needs to be bitch slapped

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (voOPb)

710
Trump up by 82k in Michigan, 135k in Florida, 132K in North Carolina




Most networks STILL not calling them for Trump.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (kdS6q)

711 So no fireworks in NYC?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (7N6ox)

712 Hoo boy the PBS crew is flummoxed too. "I expected Trump would be doing much worse"

Well, he's not Jeb or Rubio, but he's doing all right, I guess...

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (eeTCA)

713 Just listening to FBN... they are talking like Trump has won it..... it's not called yet, is it?

Is it just the beers???? Am I hallucinating???

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (br2jI)

714 Trump w/in 8 in PA; somehow NYT thinks that means he's yuuuuge there. I guess Philly is over 90% reporting.

*************************

I think so, i checked and it looks like Hillary underperformed pretty notably while Trump overperformed by a smidge.

Not sure if it's going to be enough though.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (G8TO0)

715 680 I have tried my best to stay away from the internet and just play a computer game. I had to check a few minutes ago and my heart and stomach are doing flip flops. How am I supposed to sleep now???
Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (JcaFn)

What are you playing? Should the horde jump on and play too?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (X0CTs)

716 He is the first Independent Candidate to win the POTUS. No support from his party.

This is a revolution.

Celebrate tonight. Tomorrow we may get punished by our betters.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (XNdCd)


I have been repeating to my husband all week "If Trump wins, it will be a miracle."

GOPe/no party help
media
nevertrumper idiots
dem machine
soros machine
clinton machine

I want to end this night with "Miracles do happen."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (qCMvj)

717 I'm on my sixth glass of Rebecca Creek Texas bourbon. Please Lord, let this be so! I promise I will not gloat if Trump wins. Not after tomorrow at least!

Posted by: Commissar M at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (vcIHi)

718 So the Flavor-aid cocktail is on hold for now?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (v4Dtx)

719 Is this for real?

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (rP2JJ)

720 If Trump wins, I want to here the word, "Mandate."

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (XoldI)

721 trump should put huge priority on close relations with brexit. fffff those euro elitists. demand that churchill bust back on day 1 for starters

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Z53PH)

722

Well, I sure hope it happens.


But this I can say: If Trump were going to win a LANDSLIDE, then he would have won my home state of VA.

Unfortunately he did not.

If Mr. T manages to win: it will be by the narrowest of margins. And it will, unfortunately, have nothing to do with my preference.
Damn, I sure hope he manages to somehow win it!!!!


Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (dDOWg)

723 710
House Senate and Whitehouse

Isnt that a.....

Mandate
Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (1TXSC)

You're pretending that the House and Senate would act like Republicans

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)

724 HORDE!

Harken -- NYT (!) says Trump has 88% chance of becoming President....! http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (7vTEZ)

725
CAC starts drunk dialing in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (vyqqu)

More likely looking to give his son a brother/sister.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (92kX2)

726 George Will: Country is not now a "conservative" country as proved by rejection of globalism.

Open borders = conservatism for the Chamber of Commerce gaslighting mouthpieces

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (hA1V+)

727 633 Trump up in Pennsylvania.
--------
Dunno about that yet.
http://tinyurl.com/nbzftah

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (ry4ab)

728 Turn LA over to mexico ... cut off all fed funding ... wonder how that works out? probably in a year they kick out all mexicans and beg forgiveness.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (LhGBu)

729 Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (/O5Ax)
Ace needs to do all of those skulls. Blago was my favorite.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Q5Ymk)

730 Drudge: "Madonna breaks promise to give oral to Hillary voters"

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (tHwdc)

731 Hollowhead,

When Trump wins, you gonna slink away for another couple of months?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Eabwd)

732 Omg msnbc ha ha ha ha. Chris Matthews etc

Cue the blame on angry white voters.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (3CFdj)

733 Holy crap. The schadenfreude... this is better than drugs. It's better than sex. If they could bottle this feeling I'd spend the rest of my life living in a cardboard box mainlining schadenfreude. And loving it.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Xuv2G)

734 What is a better image? Hillary's drunken half paralyzed face or Bill Kristol's?

Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (W1BbS)

735 If Trump pulls this off, I may have to upgrade my membership at the HQ to Bronze!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (kP16F)

736 I prayed at some Shinto shrines for a Tribe WS win and for Hillary to lose. Looks like the Kami might be batting .500.

Posted by: Broseidon on his newer magic glowing square at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (0Drje)

737 CBC dot ca...



Damn, that's some fine government funded hand-ringing and despair. This will tide me over until the West sets up guillotines...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (23lwL)

738 HEY MITT ROMNEY? RICK WILSON? JONAH GOLDBURF ? ERCIK ERIKKSON? EGG MCMOOFIN????






FUCK






YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (zu88C)

739 Time for some Eagles.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-ZcdAUAbpg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (Nwg0u)

I fvcking hate the Eagles, man

Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (Ojki1)

740 Ima sit here and drink with my sailor pal Jerry.

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (jw2Xw)

741 I have tried my best to stay away from the internet and just play a computer game. I had to check a few minutes ago and my heart and stomach are doing flip flops. How am I supposed to sleep now???
Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (JcaFn)



I got up, and put tv on.

bad me

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (qCMvj)

742

I'm ready to staple the pudding cup on...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (Mt8T4)

743
On SeeBS Peggy Noonan is now in fear of her pussy being grabbed by Pres. Trump

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (a0SQT)

744 If Trump wins, I am going to credit you with your clever prescient pudding purchase.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (CFc5L)
*snort*

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (0O7c5)

745 OMG, CNN just said Trump got a lot of help from the RNC. hahahaha



He did.
---
Yup.

Every time those losers refused to endorse him.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (3Liv/)

746 684 443 While we're waiting, can someone tell me how on earth you can "suppress" a vote?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (CFc5L)

Black Panthers holding billy clubs at a polling station might do it.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (/1KcA)

++++

I remember that well. What I wanted to know was what the hell Paul Krugman was yammering about "suppressing the black vote".

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (CFc5L)

747 Fuck you Wilson, fuck you Benson, fuck you Medved, fuck you NRO. You lost all credibility on a gamble and you blew it. You blew it!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (VV72c)

748
mitchellvii
08/11/16 22:37
Here's a shocker. NYTimes now says Trump has a 62% chance to win PA.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (y3aQB)

749 That's his agenda , you mean no one told you?
Posted by: PMRich at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (w5Qj0)

No, the damned moose didn't say anything!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (X0CTs)

750 From what I can see most of the remaining votes in PA are coming from Republican counties, or Republican parts of of swing counties.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (PJMpr)

751
*If Trump wins, I want to here the word, "Mandate."*


mkay : "Man Date"

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (c6/9Q)

752 I want the popular vote to be in favor of Trump as well.

Plus, a big shout-out to Scott Adams, who is apparently smarter than the rest of us.

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (LbXNI)

753 724 If Trump wins, I want to here the word, "Mandate."
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (XoldI)

Man date? Me too!

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (7qAYi)

754 Poll Troll Futures down 3000.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (v9gSJ)

755 Despite accusations to the contrary, I've always been NeverHillary. That said, I've not held back on my dislike of Trump or belief that he'll lose.

That said, if he wins I will gladly show up to the next Moron meet up that's reasonable local and submit to my flogging and bring booze.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (71OEY)

756

The Clinton tweet sounds wobbly, just like her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (qCMvj)

757 747
She's the best Mish on CBS, so she should be.

Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (W1BbS)

758 My husband just came in from his weekly drinking meeting with his friends, of whom, at least two are raging libs.

He is oblivious as to what's going on. Doesn't believe me.

And I'm getting too drunk to 'splain things to him.

I told him to turn on FBN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (PY9jH)

759 734 Drudge: "Madonna breaks promise to give oral to Hillary voters"
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (tHwd

Limey bitch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (voOPb)

760 When they interviewed Obama after his first election, they called him "Mr. President-Elect." Will they do that for Trump?
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (LbXNI)



I want Trump to have the yugest, most luxurious, gold leafed, classy like you wouldn't believe seal for President Elect.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (dEQP3)

761 >>>696 George Will pontificating.

These pricks have no shame.

There is never yesterday when they were wrong.

There is only now when they are jabbering.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (hA1V+)>>>

Too bad that's about all I got on Roku. FU George Will.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (K0tm3)

762 But this I can say: If Trump were going to win a LANDSLIDE, then he would have won my home state of VA.


Trump would have won VA but for the NEVER TRUMP McMuffin vote ... and the felons.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (dAXyx)

763 745
I have tried my best to stay away from the internet and just play a
computer game. I had to check a few minutes ago and my heart and stomach
are doing flip flops. How am I supposed to sleep now???

Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (JcaFn)





I got up, and put tv on.



bad me

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (qCMvj)
i turned off the radio tv....all day....only peeked in here, fb and twitter....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (0O7c5)

764 This stupid gadget is bonkers:

That stupid shit is blank on the front page.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (v4Dtx)

765 In that awesome pic of downtrodden Hillary supporters, there's a chick grinning broadly.

Too funny.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (Eabwd)

766 89% Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (v9gSJ)

767
NYT Forecast

88% change of Trump victory

290 EV

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (kdS6q)

768 Fox News talking heads trying to make good faith excuses for the media polling even though it was rigged with D+10 to produce a narrative

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (hA1V+)

769 Trump by 2% in WI, 1.4M votes counted.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (XoldI)

770 I see CAC has called Missouri for Trump. Guess Ferguson didn't pay off.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (HwVbl)

771 Crazy idea: IF Trump wins, he should win gracefully, and go into POTUS mode. Let things like her emails and the Foundation be handled by Congress. Don't spike the football in public. Do it in private.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (VV72c) _***

Except for ripping up that Newsweek cover, that's cool.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (X8p7j)

772 I'm drinking - will be back in a bit.
Drunker.
Did I mention the Basil Hayden's from earlier tonight?

Keep up the good work.

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (+g2h9)

773 Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (LhGBu)
They need those people to clean their houses, do their yards and pools and watch their children.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (Q5Ymk)

774 "WTF is wrong with the idiots in Iowa?"

You never heard that it stands for "Idiots Out Walkin' Around?"

Posted by: navybrat at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (w7KSn)

775 747: LOL

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (7vTEZ)

776 I was playing Star Wars Online - lame I know but I wanted to smack things about. I might play some Empire: Total War for a bit.

I am terrified and excited. Romney killed me by 9 PM in 2012 and tonight I was trying my best to remain hopeful.

Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (JcaFn)

777 PUDDING FOR ALL THE FLAMING SKULLZ !!!

*gasps for air*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (v5iqM)

778 Does anybody know if the NYT odds thingy is based on just total returns, or weighted returns from strategic counties? Please tell me its the second.....

Posted by: lowtech redneck at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (egK2C)

779 I've said it before but I believe it's true. When trump wins we have to thank Algore for inventing the internet. Without the internet, and only traditional media to tell everyone what to think, Hillary wins this in a landslide.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (Wa0Bi)

780


THE RATIONALIZATION ON MSNBC IS DELICIOUS.


TEARS ARE CLOSE.....SO CLOSE....

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (zu88C)

781 MSNBC is pretty much calling the whole thing for Trump - "we should have seen this coming."

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (OwNJe)

782 LOL, Ace:

There's a Weird Feeling in My Pants and I Likes It!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (92kX2)

783 So according to the Fox Trump is the candidate of "The Rust belt"

And nooooow: MeAgain talking about Americans "terrified" of Trump.
I expect dream invasions soon.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (OhTOr)

784 Seriously.

I never dreamed that I would be lucky enough to see the day Hillary Clinton's dreams died.

Please. Please. Please let this be true.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (EayXl)

785 George Will...ugh.

Whining that the country is not center right,

when turd-bites like him are supporting hillary!

Fuck. You.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (9q7Dl)

786 He did.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (KRwzj)

=======

What color is the sky in your Elitist world?

Posted by: Flyboy at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (h/y2h)

787 You're pretending that the House and Senate would act like Republicans
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)

You're pretending that the GOP isn't a bunch of Dems. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (X0CTs)

788

House, Senate and White Housr

Isnt that a......

Repudiation of Obams

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (1TXSC)

789 If this election turns out the way NYT is calling. I admit that everything I ever thought was wrong. I beg for forgiveness and a chance to start again. Perhaps America will live on after all. And with luck, perhaps Obamacare will be repealed, along with every other poison president hussein reid and pelosi foisted on us.

please let the special prosecutor of clinton be appointed... And NATO disbanded. And the EPA reduced to ruin.

Posted by: dzh123 at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (7cihH)

790 Thanks to the morons who gave me moral support in my crusade. Srsly, grammie and bossy and MAGA and others I don't have the space to mention.

However this goes, knowing the Moron Horde was there helped. More than you know

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (3ShQW)

791 Fuck you Wilson, fuck you Benson, fuck you Medved, fuck you NRO. You lost all credibility on a gamble and you blew it. You blew it!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (VV72c)



They still don't get it.
Remember, WE are the stupid ones.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (qCMvj)

792 I was afraid to hope for a Brexit-like result, with the polls the way they were. But my fingers have been trembling from adrenaline.

I spent election night 2012 in an alcohol haze because I couldn't cope otherwise. It's not an option tonight because of medication, but damn. Maybe?

-- a die-hard limited government DoD employee

Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (k4Rob)

793 Hillary is choking? The hell you say, dear boy.

I have dreamed of this moment all year...

Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (G1DOK)

794 We are facing the dawn of a new Post-Clinton Age.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (v9gSJ)

795
VA is NOT gone. It will recount if it is needed.

Posted by: somebody not watching at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (ODxAs)

796 Hey don't forget the Show Me state! Ye dare not incur our wrath or else we'll Show You!

Posted by: JoshO at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (2UW7M)

797 Does this mean I have to move out of a corner office?

Posted by: Joey Paste Eater at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (OhTOr)

798 Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (71OEY)

---

Capt Morgan Spiced 100

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (Eabwd)

799 Except for ripping up that Newsweek cover, that's cool.

Endorsed! Oh he should also buy plane tickets for the Hollywood celebs who promised they would leave the country.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (VV72c)

800 717:

i just recommended fbn (with cavuto)! very low key & calling trump trend up, certainly.

i think their coverage is pretty interesting.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (WTSFk)

801 635 If Trump wins, he did it all by himself.
------------------------------------
And the Russians. Don't forget the Russians.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (NUqwG)
___________________________________


We had a choice between the Russian catspaw and the Muslim Brotherhood catspaw.

You know which I chose. Cause racism.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (ZsN9X)

802 Please for my mother who passed last year and would love nothing more than the destruction of the establishment let the Donald win. Let's get shit back on track. Fuck the media. Fuck the GOPe. Sans Coulettes! (Minus the socialist tendencies)

Posted by: Shankell71 at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (tQDj6)

803 762
My husband just came in from his weekly drinking meeting with his friends, of whom, at least two are raging libs.

He is oblivious as to what's going on. Doesn't believe me.

And I'm getting too drunk to 'splain things to him.

I told him to turn on FBN.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (PY9jH)

lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (0O7c5)

804 87% in in NC, with a 4% lead and only DD is calling it? Give me a break.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (K0tm3)

805 On the bright side...Trump +4% in NC.
HAve they called it for Trump yet?

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (ry4ab)

806 DEAR GOD,


The CBC. I have never heard them like this. Despondent and suicidal.



Fuckers...



CBC dot ca for socialist tears. The sweetest tears..

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (23lwL)

807 Tami: "I hate that guy. He's been anti-Trump from the get go.
Suck it Charlie!"


Yeah, Gasparino has been King Prick on FBN the entire year. He should be forced to wear a blond wig and Trump Ties for the entire Trump presidency if Trump pulls this off.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (1CroS)

808 while Trump hit Cankles over the head with them

True, true. And he traveled and spoke like a madman. Whoever arranged all that was thinking outside the box.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (HwVbl)

809 775 Crazy idea: IF Trump wins, he should win gracefully, and go into POTUS mode. Let things like her emails and the Foundation be handled by Congress. Don't spike the football in public. Do it in private.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (VV72c) _***
Except for ripping up that Newsweek cover, that's cool.


never. scorched earth this garbage. tired of politicians being allowed to commit felonies because their "punishment" was losing out on a promotion (see also: elliot spitzer).
throw the hag in jail. we need to play this shit for keeps

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (Z53PH)

810 A blind man could see she's what men are born to want

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (QJIMk)

811 At the risk of a jinx, I post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA

(Listening to it right now...)

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (ry4ab)

812 HEY MITT ROMNEY? RICK WILSON? JONAH GOLDBURF ? ERCIK ERIKKSON? EGG MCMOOFIN????






FUCK






YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (zu88C)
One more for the pile:

Charlie Sykes

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (Ojki1)

813

That is why I laughed at Krauthammer saying the party will be split between the Trump "populists" and the GOP Reagan coalition.

These are Reagan Democrats coming home to Trump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (qCMvj)

814 749 OMG, CNN just said Trump got a lot of help from the RNC. hahahaha



He did.
---
Yup.

Every time those losers refused to endorse him.
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (3Liv/)


After the dust settles there needs to be a reckoning at the RNC.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (Xuv2G)

815 Hey all, cast my first vote ever for trump today...was in CA so it wont count but exciting all the same.

Posted by: nahal dave at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (EcgoO)

816 756 I want the popular vote to be in favor of Trump as well.


Agree. Because if Trump wins the EC but not the popular all we'll hear for the next four years is "Selected not elected!!!11!" and calls to get rid of the EC.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (dAXyx)

817 Austin Goolsbee, Democratic flack, is being a prick on FBN.


This is getting to be pretty funny.

I have a Democrat friend that is texting what amounts to depressive graphics. She's losing it.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (S6Pax)

818 91% on the NYT gadget now.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (5dOnv)

819 If Trump has better than 2/3 chance at WI, MI, and PA (per NYT), then that is about 95% chance to win.

He only needs 1 of them.

I think this is over.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (wfDW1)

820
I want Trump to have the yugest, most luxurious, gold leafed, classy like you wouldn't believe seal for President Elect.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (dEQP3)



I WANT this. BIGLY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (PY9jH)

821 When Trump wins, you gonna slink away for another couple of months?

You're a bit premature with that "when", Pumpkin.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (KRwzj)

822 Is it possible to get drunk off the tears of your enemies?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (Eabwd)

823 742
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (zu88C)

Oh, let us not forget Ryan, the entire Bush clan, Glenn Beck, McCain, oh and that prick of a billionaire Mark Cuban.

Hillary can blame it on Madonna - she withdrew her pledge of BJs for votes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (waSFb)

824 If he wins, I think we owe undying gratitude to Russian script kiddies who did the work the media refused to do. For years.

Russia had nothing to do with the Wikileaks. That is the most ridiculous claim that Shrillary and Barky and the junta have made - and that's saying a lot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (zc3Db)

825 Methinks MeAgain has a deep seated thing for the Donald.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (X8p7j)

826 @804

Done. And here I was thinking I'd have to bring the good scotch

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (71OEY)

827 NYT @ 91% Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (v9gSJ)

828 Futures down 600 and they are talking Trump policies. hehe

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (So9FI)

829 Fox New spin: Trump a terrible candidate but Hillary even worse.

For me, Trump has been the only candidate in thirty years to hit my big three issues (1) mass immigration into USA and broken border (2) de-industrialization of the USA workforce once the wonder of the world (3) applying the RULE OF LAW to the ruling class

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (hA1V+)

830 I said earlier that I wouldnt stay up to watch her victory speech. I'll stay up and watch the two-time loser admit bitter, sad defeat

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (6IPEM)

831 CNN called Virginia for Clinton. They were more cautious than perhaps they needed to be

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (3ShQW)

832 What color is the sky in your Elitist world?
Posted by: Flyboy at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (h/y2h)


That jackass has been trolling here for the last week or so.......

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (br2jI)

833 532 So, should Trump possibly win, how many flaming skulls is it? Do we get a full page of them or a giant blown up flaming skull?
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I want a smartphone with a burning skull on the display.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (ry4ab)

834

so slow...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (kdS6q)

835 798
You and me both.
I'm kind of afraid to go to bed.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (W2wn0)

836 VA is NOT gone. It will recount if it is needed.


Posted by: somebody not watching


Recount it anyway. Run up the score, or make them waste the effort regardless.

Fight every battle as if it's the key to victory.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (vyqqu)

837 >>> On SeeBS Peggy Noonan is now in fear of her pussy being grabbed by Pres. Trump

Carpe felix.

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (jw2Xw)

838 Guy on PBS says "oh this happens every eight years we switch parties in the White House".

Posted by: The World's Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (BO/km)

839 trump's first act should be to pardon assange in exchange for whatever dirt he's got left, and you know he was holding something juicy.
then fire yellen and comey.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (Z53PH)

840 >>House, Senate and White House


Isnt that a......


Repudiation of Obamas


Nope, will be portrayed as raaaacism and "the angry, white voters".

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (NOIQH)

841 I quit drinking some time ago.

I may crack open one of my boys beers.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (JmjOe)

842 781 I was playing Star Wars Online - lame I know but I wanted to smack things about. I might play some Empire: Total War for a bit.

Hours and hours of World of Tanks for me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (VV72c)

843


The Nevertrumpers Are Welcome to Come Home Again









BUT FIRST.....

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (zu88C)

844 I still expect to be disappointed. This shit is tempting the universe to correct it severely.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (v4Dtx)

845 one of my lib friends.....in ca....didn't buy enough wine....thought two bottles would get him through the evening....just sent out for more......

another posted some nasty letter from huffington post explaining how trump is a horrible person and it's ok if people defriend her over the election.....

draaaaaaaammmmmmmaaaaaaa

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (0O7c5)

846 Well I haven't lost a friend yet. Getting close though.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (D2vc1)

847 Let's give a shout out to Kelly Ann FUCKING Conway.

The Good Ship Trump was heading for an iceberg packed with nitroglycerin before she was brought on board and adjusted course.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (IKsp1)

848

BRIT HAS MAJOR WOOD...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (Mt8T4)

849 Brit Hume, douche weasel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (voOPb)

850 827 When Trump wins, you gonna slink away for another couple of months?

You're a bit premature with that "when", Pumpkin.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (KRwzj)

---

Oh yeah...

I'm going to enjoy shoving that 'pumpkin' down your elitist throat.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (Eabwd)

851 So, should Trump possibly win, how many flaming skulls is it? Do we get a full page of them or a giant blown up flaming skull?

Is there a flaming Trump hair skull?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (vyqqu)

852 "throw the hag in jail. we need to play this shit for keeps"

exactly. when you dont punish them, they repeat the behavior.

when you dont uproot the corruption, it spreads

push it to the max there Don

Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (swEzU)

853 614 Trump up by 2% in WI, 1.3M votes counted.

--

when do they start counting the non-votes?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (EZDs2)

854
780 This isn't going to happen. I'm sorry I'm not believing this
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (LQjcH)


----------------


It's like having a wonderful dream of beautiful open and free landscapes......and then waking up still in the penitentiary.

Posted by: Soona at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (Fmupd)

855


Ahaha, Obamacare was the ticking time booombbb.

They did NOT want it collapse this soon. They wanted it to happen AFTER the election so Shrillary could slide in single payer.

Fail!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (qCMvj)

856 So, should President Trump pardon Clinton (the one--onstensibly--with a vigina)?

Discuss among yourselves.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (LMcFk)

857 NYT 92% Trump

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (OwNJe)

858 From what I can see most of the remaining votes in PA are coming from Republican counties, or Republican parts of of swing counties.

Posted by: Tofer732
****

I saw that too. They think he's going to take PA! Daaamn.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)

859 That is why I laughed at Krauthammer saying the party will be split between the Trump "populists" and the GOP Reagan coalition.

These are Reagan Democrats coming home to Trump.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Krauthammer is on suicide watch, as we speak.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (S6Pax)

860

They could still yank it away


Urban areas take longer to count


I do not want another 2012 depression

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (1TXSC)

861 "If Trump wins we're gonna need more Federal Jails.

Just build a fence around DC and lock it. Might be a few innocents trapped but they'll have ZERO problems finding a lawyer."

----------

Hell, build a twenty foot wall, never mind the one on the Mexican border.

Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (8zHLN)

862 Fox New spin: Trump a terrible candidate but Hillary even worse.

For me, Trump has been the only candidate in thirty years to hit my big three issues (1) mass immigration into USA and broken border (2) de-industrialization of the USA workforce once the wonder of the world (3) applying the RULE OF LAW to the ruling class

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (hA1V+)


Hear, hear, HEAR!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (zc3Db)

863 Dow futures down -703.

Posted by: Anon at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (/YZl/)

864 Britt Hume just found the gadget

Posted by: JohniePossumKock at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (TGvEk)

865 >>> MSNBC is pretty much calling the whole thing for Trump - "we should have seen this coming."

HAHAHAHAHA thanks for the tips to flip to MSNBC

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (xhKov)

866 342--- Never Trump cost Trump Virginia. Trump lost by 15K and McMuffin got 40K.

There will be a reckoning.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Lnuom)
-------------------------------------------------
*types*
*deletes*

I cannot begin to express how furious that makes me.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (Nox3c)

867 My uncles' shamed me for supporting Cruz in the primary. I remember thinking: they're older. They love trump. There's something here....

My dad is going to be so thrilled if he wins.

Meanwhile, I'm stuck in LA on business and I forgot my MAGA Billy club.

Posted by: Cooldrawg at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (Kl+Pw)

868 That said, if he wins I will gladly show up to the
next Moron meet up that's reasonable local and submit to my flogging and
bring booze.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (71OEY)

=================
And I'll be happy to do the honors.

Posted by: Miley, 50 shades of red at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (tHwdc)

869

BUT FIRST.....
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (zu88C

A hand grenade?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (voOPb)

870 821. Congrats. And never give up, always vote. I'm in Mass so I feel your pain but I always vote

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (3CFdj)

871 @783, lowtech

It tells ya at the bottom of the page at nytime. com how they make their forecast! Sounds legit...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (kP16F)

872 And yeah...let's make sure this is locked before we start celebrating.

Though it is nice to see a fight well fought for once.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (vyqqu)

873 All those unhappy looking people in the pic of Hillary Headquarters appear to be white.

Perhaps if she'd had more diversity she'd be doing better . . .

Posted by: girldog at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (zRsYY)

874 Why the fuck haven't they called Georgia?

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (yTnCT)

875 Peggy's soooo old she wishes some one would grab her.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (X8p7j)

876 835 Fox New spin: Trump a terrible candidate but Hillary even worse.

For me, Trump has been the only candidate in thirty years to hit my big three issues (1) mass immigration into USA and broken border (2) de-industrialization of the USA workforce once the wonder of the world (3) applying the RULE OF LAW to the ruling class
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (hA1V+)


He was in touch with voters' concerns, but they're right. He's a terrible politician who would have been crushed by Plugs.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (Xuv2G)

877 "Any chance for Minnesota too?





... such things are supposed to come in threes ...



Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable"

And Pennsylvania makes 3.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (w+Jhj)

878 92% Trump.

The lamentations of the womyn have begun.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (mBYZv)

879 Donna - you here?


Racine County is going 65/30 for Trump. Racine. Home of Wisconsin's Thriving Ghetto. For Trump!

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (dFi94)

880 Hobo - You did good man, even if CO is a lost cause.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (wfDW1)

881 I have not been able to eat all day...I think I might just make myself some high cholesterol and unhealthy food and wool it down!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (dELE3)

882 Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Should we start a GoFundMe for her ticket to New Zealand?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (LOCmW)

883
John Harwood

Trump's over-performance is stunning and calls a lot about polling and likely-voter models into question



No shit, Sherlock.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (kdS6q)

884 Ugh George Will, he needs to be bitch slapped
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM


Stuffed into a pair of skinny Levi's and duct taped to a stop sign.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (MHq1d)

885 This isn't going to happen. I'm sorry I'm not believing this
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (LQjcH)


----------------


It's like having a wonderful dream of beautiful open and free landscapes......and then waking up still in the penitentiary.
Posted by: Soona at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (Fmupd)



yeah, I'm awake, but not there yet

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (qCMvj)

886 Wyatt Earp: "Fuck you Wilson, fuck you Benson, fuck you Medved, fuck you NRO..."

Otherwise known as Mud, Mud, Mud, and Deep Mud.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (1CroS)

887 641 Gasparino KNOWS!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (y3aQB)

I hate that guy. He's been anti-Trump from the get go.
Suck it Charlie!


Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable

He started out hating on the trade position but he learned to love trump for the corporate tax cuts. Seen him recently, he was pretty positive on Trump.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (iWW0H)

888 msnbc.....hillary's campaign didn't seem like a winning campaign the last week......omg...they're jumping ship

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (0O7c5)

889 >>>Still drinking, smoking cigs, in. the. house. It's like 1972 in here.


This gave me the warm fuzzies, for some reason.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (q177U)

890 FBN still won't call Florida.

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (rP2JJ)

891 Does anybody know if the NYT odds thingy is based on just total returns, or weighted returns from strategic counties?

It seems like it's a projection based upon the last 100 votes that were counted, anywhere in the country.

That might be too complicated. Maybe they're using coin flips.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (ZIFyZ)

892 That is why I laughed at Krauthammer saying the party will be split between the Trump "populists" and the GOP Reagan coalition.

These are Reagan Democrats coming home to Trump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Krauthammer, the idiot, claimed that Paula Ryan was a "reaganite". LOL. Back when Reagan was running Krauthammer was busy working for Mondale. That says about all one needs to know of Krauthammer's knowledge of Reaganism.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (zc3Db)

893 224 Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)

In the case of a tie the dem trunk votes start rolling in.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (zc3

Don't Pence and Scrotumhead get called in to kick alternating field goals?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (s7hQ/)

894 Oh yeah...

I'm going to enjoy shoving that 'pumpkin' down your elitist throat.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (Eabwd)

Please let me pay for the privilege of watching that.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (D2vc1)

895
855 Brit Hume, douche weasel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (voOPb)
----------
*ahem*

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (Sfs6o)

896 is ace warming up the flaming skulls and pudding?

Posted by: Willy at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (1fwFw)

897 827 When Trump wins, you gonna slink away for another couple of months?
====


Where have you been , sweetcheeks?

Blowing your boy McGuffin?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (zu88C)

898

The Flaming Skull: Will it be wearing a Hillary bleached-blond shoulder-length do?

I thought about a Trump styling, but somehow Hillary on fire fits the Blagojevich Precident.

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (FlRtG)

899 MAAAA HAA HAAA hAAAAAA HAAAA Jennifer Palmeri, Cheryl Mills, Huma Abdein, Hillary Clinton, Barack Hussein Obama, Eric Holder.... and the rest of you I can't presently name because I'm mostly hammered.....



FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOUUUUUUU

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (7vTEZ)

900 But Larry Sabato told me otherwise

Was anyone watching MeAgain at the beginning f the broadcast? She practically called it for Hillary! Now, of course, they backtrack.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (a7FXx)

901 "Trump lost by 15K and McMuffin got 40K."

60K Felons with restored voting rights...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (w+Jhj)

902 The globalists - Krauthammer, Will, NR, TWS, etc - are chiefs with no indians.

They have no followers, except for people dependent like for example many beltway workers on the GOPE

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (hA1V+)

903 GOALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8-3 JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GRAB PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (h1usM)

904 NYT now has Trump @ 63% likelihood in PA.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (mBYZv)

905 857 So, should Trump possibly win, how many flaming skulls is it? Do we get a full page of them or a giant blown up flaming skull?

Is there a flaming Trump hair skull?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (vyqqu)

I vote giant skull myself.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (/1KcA)

906 my daughter has Fox on - so damn annoying (Fox , not her) with Shep - RCP talking head opining about Trump needing to get an inside straight to win

F*ck them

Posted by: Brain Dead Dem at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (g8Xz4)

907 NC called for Trump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (dELE3)

908 Menchen saying he might go R if Senate split 50-50

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (OAlmw)

909 4 little words.... Supreme Freaking Court!!!!

hahahahahahah

Posted by: havildar-major at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (5PN7q)

910

Bill Mitchell 7 minutes ago

Here's a shocker. NYTimes now says Trump has a 62% chance to win PA.



Now -- after almost all the polls close.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (kdS6q)

911 They could still yank it away

Urban areas take longer to count

I do not want another 2012 depression

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (1TXSC)



That's what I'm afraid of too. Nervously hopeful

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (auHtY)

912 I gotta call my broker. Go short on pantsuits and Depends!

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (ZIFyZ)

913

Fox says NC TRump win

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (qCMvj)

914 What Scalia's Ghost said. Beyond the rule of law and the control of borders, we are nothing. Any nation is nothing.

As for manufacturing, I have been reading That Hideous Strength lately. At the part where NICE is calling the English working class a problem.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (3ShQW)

915 oh dear god that pic of clinton hq was almost enough schadenboner in 10 seconds to make me forget dodd frank and obamacare. god plays the long game and he threw us a nice schadenbone on that one

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Z53PH)

916 You're pretending that the House and Senate would act like Republicans
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)

All precincts reporting? Or what %?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (X0CTs)

917 >>845 trump's first act should be to pardon assange in exchange for whatever dirt he's got left, and you know he was holding something juicy. then fire yellen and comey.
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (Z53PH)

Trump's first act should be humping me.

Posted by: Gaia at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (3GFMN)

918 887 Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Should we start a GoFundMe for her ticket to New Zealand?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (LOCmW)

Cher promised to leave Earth. That's going to be a hell of a GoFundMe.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (7qAYi)

919 FBN finally calls NC for Trump.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Enq6K)

920 NC CALLED FOR TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (OAlmw)

921 564 Crazy idea: IF Trump wins, he should win gracefully, and go into POTUS mode. Let things like her emails and the Foundation be handled by Congress. Don't spike the football in public. Do it in private.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM

No no no. Tear her head clean off and spike the football down her lying corrupt neck. Kick her in the taco for good measure.

Posted by: Evil Libertarian at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (7pJrz)

922

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Mt8T4)

923 That pic of Clinton HQ is one of the most glorious things I've ever seen. (typing furiously to find video of people crying when Walker won re-election to compare the schadenfraud)

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Dc/ui)

924 NC called for Trump!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (P8951)

925 787 MSNBC is pretty much calling the whole thing for Trump - "we should have seen this coming."
---------
Read 'em and weep, PMS-NBC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z8GE_I-0C4

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (ry4ab)

926 Fox called NC for trump

Posted by: H at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (xrgKT)

927 So, I'm back....Don't want to jinx but it looks promising...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (O2RFr)

928 883 92% Trump.

The lamentations of the womyn have begun.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (mBYZv)


---

For you guys that will have to console a Shrillary! woman in your life:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILECaNm___I

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Eabwd)

929 NC!!!!!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (89T5c)

930 MarketWatch Electoral Count

T - 168

C - 109

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (3myMJ)

931

drudge way ahead of them

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (qCMvj)

932 Trump called to win NC!!!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (9q7Dl)

933 NC for Trump !

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (3CFdj)

934 North Carolina called for Trump on FBN.

Trump still leading in New Hampshire.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (S6Pax)

935 NC!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (4bjXi)

936 And a big FUCK YOU to John Kasich.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (EOK/M)

937 All them Fredo Executive Orders? Bye BYE!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (dELE3)

938 >>House, Senate and White House

----

Great, once we get this election squared away, they can let us know what they still need before they can accomplish a FUCKING thing.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (EZDs2)

939 NORTH CAROLINA CALLED FOR TRUMP


Shove that up your ass, Hollowhead.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (zu88C)

940 Well huh, I didn't expect this. It looks like they're resisting calling as much as possible, but Trump has it barring some bizarre event.

Which, frankly makes me relieved more than happy. After two elections where the United States supported a radical America-hating extremist, perhaps this nation has had enough.

At the very least, Hillary Clinton appears to have failed to turn a lifetime of cheating, lying, stealing, and corruption into a triumph, which is enough for me. I don't like the idea of "President Trump" but I like it a hell of a lot more than "President Clinton" again.

Pardon my French here but Fuck you Hillary. Fuck you hard you horrific bitch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (39g3+)

941 Trump wins NC. Fuck Yeah

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (ef6pV)

942 Meghan calls NC for Trump.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (JmjOe)

943 I have pudding. It is cold and yielding.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (S2VsH)

944 Paul Ryan is going to win re-election by about 68/28.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)

Meh, I think he's malleable. I think he'll bend to Trump.

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (o/90i)

945 NC called for Trump!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (br2jI)

946 Big fights breaking out in the last minute!!!!!


Hockeh!!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (h1usM)

947 FBN just called North Carolina for Trump!

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (O6aZ4)

948
FOX CALLS NC FOR TRUMP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (mbhDw)

949 821 Hey all, cast my first vote ever for trump today...was in CA so it wont count but exciting all the same.
Posted by: nahal dave at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (EcgoO)


====

It does matter. It matters in the final tally.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (CFc5L)

950
demand that churchill bust back on day 1 for starters

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Z53PH)








This this oh God this.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (LuZz8)

951 CNN coverage right now while they go through the stages of grief, straight to the spank bank.

Posted by: shiggz at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (G7wcY)

952 Trump probably won't need Florida.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (iWW0H)

953 720
I want to end this night with "Miracles do happen."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (qCMvj)


"Do you believe in miracles?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (sdi6R)

954 >>So, should President Trump pardon Clinton


AYFKM?

He says "put her in jail!" regularly at his rallies.
Does he want to piss off his voters that quickly?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (NOIQH)

955 neighbors shooting fireworks. :-)

Posted by: Parker at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (ATuUs)

956 Is there a flaming Trump hair skull?

That IS his hair.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (eeTCA)

957 NC for TRUMP!

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (o/90i)

958 Yup.

Every time those losers refused to endorse him.


You do understand that the RNC and the RNCC are different organizations with different mandates, right?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (KRwzj)

959 What's the story in Georgia? Is Helen Keller counting the ballots?

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (88xKn)

960 Dow futures down 700.

My financial advisor thought I was insane to put in a sell order at 2:00pm today.

I've been travelling all day. What's going on?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (gIJAl)

961 Supposing Trump pulls it out, do we have odds on somebody from MSNBC crying, live, on-air?

Posted by: 4thgengamecock at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (EUS2C)

962 914 4 little words.... Supreme Freaking Court!!!!

YESSSS
that to me is what this is all about. if shrillary got to stack the supreme court the SMOD would be here years ahead of scheduled arrival. i think a lot of people ignored the judiciary in just how important this would be

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Z53PH)

963 I expect FL and GA to get called in about 20 minutes; left coast polls close in 14 minutes.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (GUBah)

964 You all know Trump winning will be no reason to stop praying.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (X8p7j)

965 Tweet: Hillary's campaign just said something like "Thank you, no matter what happens tonight..."

GOODNIGHT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!


HORDE! WE DID THIS! DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (7vTEZ)

966 And yet they STILL haven't called Georgia!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Enq6K)

967 North Carolina

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (xInes)

968 After the dust settles there needs to be a reckoning at the RNC.
-----------------
My view? The biggest problems were former elected officials, current elected officials, and past failed presidential candidates. Not the "RNC" and the locals.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (NUqwG)

969 Fuck graciousness.

Trump should make them eat his ass.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Eabwd)

970 NC and it wasn't close. GA still not called

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (6IPEM)

971 Pennsylvania is a toss-up, which is nutz.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (TJCSB)

972 MSNBC's coverage is high-larious right now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (VV72c)

973 Johnson beating Feingold in Wisconsin.

There is some earthquake going on up there. Somebody moved my cheese!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (S6Pax)

974


Dance MeAgain, Dance!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Mt8T4)

975 Blech. Stupid google and other "high tech" companies moving in with the idiot protected group of liberals has made CO even more blue. But if Trump wins overall (I don't dare celebrate till its final) its OK. I already have property in WY that is intended to be the retirement spot.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (dkExz)

976



Slee

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (1TXSC)

977 If any one of you Hussein Clown Posse assholes steal the D or the T keys off the keyboards your all going to jail. Bigly.

Now get the fuck out.

Posted by: D. Trump, before moving into the White House at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Se/yD)

978 Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (vyqqu)
We need a flaming trump skull.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Q5Ymk)

979 857 "throw the hag in jail. we need to play this shit for keeps"

exactly. when you dont punish them, they repeat the behavior.

when you dont uproot the corruption, it spreads

push it to the max there Don
Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (swEzU)


That would be a mistake. Rome really went off the rails when politicians realized the only thing that could protect them was to stay in office. Going after people when they lose a political battle is just begging for a coup.

If they made me king for a day I'd change the rules such that retiring from politics brought you a pardon.

Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Xuv2G)

980 "Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Should we start a GoFundMe for her ticket to New Zealand?



LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie"

I'd be all in for calling George Snunffleupagus' wife every day and asking her when they are moving to 0% crime Australia.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (w+Jhj)

981 I WANT this. BIGLY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (PY9jH)



I KNOW RIGHT!

And I want him to win large enough that Hillary has to concede.

Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (dEQP3)

982 941 And a big FUCK YOU to John Kasich.
______________
And Lindsey Graham too!

Posted by: BuckIV at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (CLfqv)

983 CNN: Even Republicans in Florida who don't like Trump think he's got this one.

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (OwNJe)

984 Fox finally called NC

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (K0tm3)

985 BOOM!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (/tuJf)

986 i will not gloat if this happens....i will not gloat if this happens....i will not gloat if this happens

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (0O7c5)

987 You can hear the street crowd cheer outside FBN inside the studio after the call for NC. Ha!

C'mere, pudding!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (1CroS)

988 Trump Towers NYC surrounded by DUMP TRUCKS FULL OF SAND according to MSDNC.

Posted by: Miley, 50 shades of red at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (tHwdc)

989 I feel like getting dressed and going into the City. Where is Trump HQ tonight? Trump Tower?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (dELE3)

990 I like how Hillary wins Va by 60,000

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (rP2JJ)

991 trump should give the queen of england an ipod loaded with only a video of obama's girly failed opening pitch on it

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (Z53PH)

992

Sleeping giant, silent majority. Assemble

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (1TXSC)

993 Screw you, Colorado. You had a chance. You could have sealed this thing. You dirty dirty dirty Colorado and your imported California voters. For shame. Shame. Shame.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (SUtNI)

994 in before 1,000

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (Y/E2d)

995 NYT projects Trump winning PA too??


Unbelieveable.

Posted by: Scott at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (V6aUE)

996 FLA got Trump and weed!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (XFS85)

997 The Nevertrumpers Are Welcome to Come Home Again









BUT FIRST.....

Borganza!

Posted by: Bartender at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (JPzPc)

998 If Trump wins he should pass Steely Dan around generously.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (X8p7j)

999 Radio just said NYT now at 93% probability for Trump as president.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (qJhUV)

1000 NC goes to Trump!!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (W2wn0)

1001 Trump probably won't need Florida.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (iWW0H)



Let's win it just the same. If he's got it let's put it out of reach

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (auHtY)

1002 If Trump wins this I am smoking a cigar tonight. Will be my second since 2005. I have Mrs. E.'s permission, too.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (zLDYs)

1003
Trump up 7 in Iowa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (mbhDw)

1004 NC, OH, and FL now all called. Trump won all his must wins.

He is leading WI, MI, and PA. Any one of them wins it for him.

NH and NV also win it for him.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (wfDW1)

1005 >>>Johnson beating Feingold in Wisconsin.



There is some earthquake going on up there. Somebody moved my cheese!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (S6Pax)<<<

Johnson Sticks It To Feingold.

Posted by: Better Headlines at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (Se/yD)

1006 913 Menchen saying he might go R if Senate split 50-50
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (OAlmw)

I saw that, and while I would take it: Dude, quit trying to be the 16 year old girl at the cotillion batting your eyelashes at all the young dudes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (92kX2)

1007 Cher promised to leave Earth. That's going to be a hell of a GoFundMe.

Big enough slingshot ought to do it. Once she's high enough that it's considered "space", who cares what happens to her?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (IcT7t)

1008 If RCP is accurate, it looks like Toomey is a goner.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (LAe3v)

1009 TRUMP

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

TRUMP

..........TRUMP

......................TRUMP


TRUMP


TRUMP

TRUMP!!!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (9q7Dl)

1010 Dow futures down -703.
Posted by: Anon at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (/YZl/)

I'm so old I can remember when the only people concerned with the stock market going down were the evil rich.

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (Ojki1)

1011 Omg God, we are so fookin fooked.

Posted by: Hillary's Flying Monkeys at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (edBdg)

1012 Only 102 EVs to go ?

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (9n0dl)

1013 I hate my fellow Americans less right now.

Sorry but I had begun to suspect nearly everyone was a Free &#it Brigand and I was really beginning to despair.

But the FSB - maybe is slightly less than half the nation.

Who knew?

Posted by: Jade Sea at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (T5ecd)

1014 Buzz is wearing off far too quickly.

Speedily - to the 6 pack!!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (X0CTs)

1015
Should I hop on a subway and go to Trump Tower or is that a jinx???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (mbhDw)

1016

oy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (qCMvj)

1017 O

M

G

Really ?

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (VmIEt)

1018 984 857 "throw the hag in jail. we need to play this shit for keeps"

exactly. when you dont punish them, they repeat the behavior.

when you dont uproot the corruption, it spreads

push it to the max there Don
Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (swEzU)

That would be a mistake. Rome really went off the rails when politicians realized the only thing that could protect them was to stay in office. Going after people when they lose a political battle is just begging for a coup.

If they made me king for a day I'd change the rules such that retiring from politics brought you a pardon.



-this is exactly backwards. you shouldn't get a get out of jail free card because you lost a promotion. that is what breeds corruption. nobody else in america gets a "boys will be boys" card just because he didn't get promoted.

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (Z53PH)

1019 "Mr. Trump, now that you have won the election using hate, will you help heal the country from the wounds you caused? Will you offer Secretary Clinton a cabinet post in your administration to help heal the country?"

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (NUqwG)

1020 627 #564

The greatest insult he could deliver would be a pardon.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (AK5Ni)


THIS ! ! !

Assuming he wins, he should offer Hil & Bill full pardons conditioned on shutting down the Clinton Crime Foundation and handing over all it's money to real charities.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (80HyY)

1021 If this goes upside down, I'm going to be a complete wreck. I'm allowing myself more and more optimism as the night goes on.

One thing's for sure, there's no sleep to be had either way this turns.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (8aO2d)

1022 You know who's going to be gloating tomorrow?
That Dilbert dude.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (xhKov)

1023
NYT

93% Trump

300 EV

This is better than the second time I got someone's bra off.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (kdS6q)

1024 The scumbags in the democrat system are still trying to fuck with the votes in GA, FLA, and PA... that's what the delay is all about.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (br2jI)

1025 Well, apropos to nothing, here's my fave video for Immigrant Song:

http://tinyurl.com/nz9ew8j

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (vyqqu)

1026 I wish they had color printers at work so I could tape Flaming Skulls to the walls.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (Vevy5)

1027 MN is not gonna happen. PA probably not either.
MI and WI and NH still within reach

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (6IPEM)

1028 This this oh God this.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (LuZz

Make Corbyn deliver it.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (/1KcA)

1029 What is the delay on calling Florida? Is it just nerves left over from 2000?

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (LojpD)

1030 They can't bring themselves to call all those states for Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (mBYZv)

1031 >>>Johnson beating Feingold in Wisconsin.



There is some earthquake going on up there. Somebody moved my cheese!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (S6Pax)<<<

Johnson Sticks It To Feingold.


Johnson whips out a victory.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (IcT7t)

1032 "What does that mean, 'to take our country back?'"

MSNBC, interviewing in MI.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (tHwdc)

1033 mitchellvii's avatar
mitchellvii
08/11/16 22:47
Trump now 93% chance to win.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (y3aQB)

1034 1013 If RCP is accurate, it looks like Toomey is a goner.
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (LAe3v)

Stop teasing me.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (r5O/2)

1035 Should I hop on a subway and go to Trump Tower or is that a jinx???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (mbhDw)


Go. Bring pudding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (h1PKb)

1036 CO and NM went for the Hildabeast? Shame, shame, home of Westerns!! NH going for Trump though. Live free or die!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (ry4ab)

1037 NC called for Trump!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (XoldI)

1038 I agree with showing ZERO mercy if Trump can pull it out. Public perp walk. he can coast for 3 years of his first term just letting the trial play out. Slowly.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (Dc/ui)

1039 At Drudge,

"Hillary: Whatever happens"!

Preliminary concession announcement?


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (kP16F)

1040 As a proud resident of the Old North State, I say "I told you so!"

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (JBggj)

1041 CNN talking about Hillary's important win in CO

LOL

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (3Liv/)

1042 MINORITIES REPORT PROBLEMS AT POLLS
CLINTON WINS POPULAR VOTE

Country Angrily Questions Racist "Electoral College"As Relic of Slaveholding Era

Posted by: New York Times Nov. 9, 2016 at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (OhTOr)

1043 It's delicious watching the NYT meter move towards 100% likelihood of a Trump victory and knowing all the tears flowing in their newsroom.

Now, as General Sherman said, let's be magnanimous in victory.

Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (+qnV+)

1044 Have they posted the odds of Hillary stroking out before the trial yet?

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (Wdipr)

1045 Oh I do like the sad faces in Clinton Headquarters pic.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (dkExz)

1046 1026 If this goes upside down, I'm going to be a complete wreck. I'm allowing myself more and more optimism as the night goes on.

One thing's for sure, there's no sleep to be had either way this turns.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (8aO2d)

Right?? Talk about a gut punch.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (/1KcA)

1047 94% Trump.

But I'm sure she's just biding her time...!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (mBYZv)

1048 Trump wins.
Cubs win.
Dylan wins.
Brexit wins.

Posted by: Darrell at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (lh2df)

1049

IF we win, I vote tomorrow we go back to guns, boobies and kittens...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (Mt8T4)

1050 The results are slow due to Nevertrumpers. VA would be ours but for Nevertrumpers.



Would be a landslide otherwise.



No forgiveness.

Ynot. CAC. JohnE. all of you traitorous assholes.

Sleep in the beds you made.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (zu88C)

1051 Call GA already

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (RhCUA)

1052 713
Trump up by 82k in Michigan, 135k in Florida, 132K in North Carolina

How many ballots can fit in a trunk? Just askin for a friend.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (eOUAk)

1053 I am afraid to ask, is there any hope for my children in the military? Killary will gut the military and start WWIII

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (RLdcX)

1054 Whatever the NYT doohickey is, it has gone from 20% Trump to 94% Trump in three hours.

I'm scared to look at their weather forecasting page.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (eeTCA)

1055 Except for ripping up that Newsweek cover, that's cool.
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (X8p7j)

Screw that this is war. Stop being nice to those who hate you.

Hillary = jail.
Comey = jail.
Billy Jeff = jail.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (ej1L0)

1056 1007 If Trump wins this I am smoking a cigar tonight. Will be my second since 2005. I have Mrs. E.'s permission, too.
_______________
I've had 3 cigarettes today, usually only have one, Nerves shot.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (CLfqv)

1057 Nood election thread up. Follow me fellow Welsh Corgis!

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (O6aZ4)

1058 Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (Nwg0u)

1059 I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

(And I will be renewing my prescription if it stops "President Clinton" from being anything other than a reference to that rapist stoner.)

Also: President Trump?

Holy hell, the MSM should be, singularly and collectively, punched in the crotch.

Posted by: Captain Comic at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (WVYgu)

1060 where is BUTT PIRATE ! Mark Cuban been ??

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (y3aQB)

1061 Capt Morgan Spiced 100

I love the Private Stock with ginger ale and a wedge of lime. It's my favorite summer drink.

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (/O5Ax)

1062 Media So Biased It Went Blind
Didn't See It Coming

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (mBYZv)

1063 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (92kX2)

1064 Trump back up in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (TJCSB)

1065

another R in Senate win
Johnson v Feingold

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (qCMvj)

1066 My song for tonight if victory is indeed incoming:

Charlie Daniels Band: In America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSxSc3ylAkg

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (8aO2d)

1067 NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (v4Dtx)

1068 Heck, if there's a good enough party at Trump Tower I'll jump in my car and drive in.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (yANQt)

1069 1031 I wish they had color printers at work so I could tape Flaming Skulls to the walls.

I've got my Trump sticker and a Joker maniacal laughter pic ready from my cubicle already.

Posted by: havildar-major at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (5PN7q)

1070 Fox just called Johnson for WI. Yahoooooooooo!!!!!

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (OAlmw)

1071 Did anyone make a list of all the people threatening to move out of America if Trump wins? I want them shamed if they are still here next January.

And I hope NASA quits muslim outreach and gets in gear to send Cher to Mars.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Ha50C)

1072 Uh, hello, yes, I'd like to book a one way ticket to Saudi Arabia. Yes, as soon as possible.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Se/yD)

1073
Hey GOPe! Can you hear me now?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (eM2Uz)

1074 Trump wins.
Cubs win.
Dylan wins.
Brexit wins.

Posted by: Darrell at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (lh2df)



One of these things is not like the others

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (auHtY)

1075 1013 If RCP is accurate, it looks like Toomey is a goner.
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (LAe3v)

I know I'm in a minority here, but I'd rather have Toomey to confirm Trump's court picks than McGinty to vote against.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (7qAYi)

1076 94% Hillary and company flee to Qatar.

63% Pennsylvania
83% Wisconsin
74% Michigan
60% Iowa

Lets poach Oregon just for fun.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (XNdCd)

1077 969.
Of course. We do.

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Qmwmf)

1078 Holy shit, could it be? MI, WI, and MI? Big ten country may deliver. Johnson wiped the floor with feingold.

Posted by: Cooldrawg at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Kl+Pw)

1079 1024
"Mr. Trump, now that you have won the election using hate, will you help
heal the country from the wounds you caused? Will you offer Secretary
Clinton a cabinet post in your administration to help heal the country?"

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (NUqwG)

Why do I picture him doing the jacko!! move to this with his hand?

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Enq6K)

1080 The lamentations of the womyn have begun.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (mBYZv)

My Bronx friend is beside herself and I just said to hell with it and have been ragging on her for the last half hour or so.

She said she's gonna have to move out of America, and I offered to pay her fare. She's not happy with me, says I'm angry.

Damn fucking right I'm angry.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (D2vc1)

1081 Should I go to the grocery store for puddin'?!?!

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (e9mZG)

1082 Go away Russ Feingold.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (yANQt)

1083 I like to see Karl Rove eat shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (JmjOe)

1084 Seems like the bulk of America has had enough PC and the super hard left crank of the Democrats for the last 4 years especially. Too much, too fast, too extreme, and too arrogantly in defiance of ... no wait, contempt and hatred of the American people.

Every time they saw a shocked and horrified face, they screamed "hate." Every time they saw tears, they screamed "bigot." Every time they heard disagreement, they screamed "racist."

Just how long can anyone get away with that, I guess we found out. I feared it would just go on forever.

Now, maybe... maybe some of it can be dialed back or eliminated. At the very least, they are slowed down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (39g3+)

1085 Karl Rove is a pig fucker.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (89T5c)

1086 Reckon Obama is rather disappointed with us peasants right now...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (kP16F)

1087
Four election threads and not one comment about barky shitting his pants.Who are you people?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (PtOP4)

1088 1076
Did anyone make a list of all the people threatening to move out of
America if Trump wins? I want them shamed if they are still here next
January.

And I hope NASA quits muslim outreach and gets in gear to send Cher to Mars.


Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Ha50C)

I think there's a link on Drudge to a list.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (Enq6K)

1089 I have been so effin sick to death everyday for the last eight years, I can't believe this new optimistic possibility actually happening right before my eyes.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (CFc5L)

1090 Feingold is out? FEINGOLD IS OUT???

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (97XyN)

1091 The should wrap yellow tape around the FBI and IRS right now.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (OhTOr)

1092 Ron Johnson projcted by Fox. BOOM!

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (K0tm3)

1093 Still not time to suck each others' dickz.

Although *someone* should volunteer to take care of Milo's. Because he deserves it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (3ShQW)

1094 945 Well huh, I didn't expect this. It looks like they're resisting calling as much as possible, but Trump has it barring some bizarre event.

Which, frankly makes me relieved more than happy. After two elections where the United States supported a radical America-hating extremist, perhaps this nation has had enough.

At the very least, Hillary Clinton appears to have failed to turn a lifetime of cheating, lying, stealing, and corruption into a triumph, which is enough for me. I don't like the idea of "President Trump" but I like it a hell of a lot more than "President Clinton" again.

Pardon my French here but Fuck you Hillary. Fuck you hard you horrific bitch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Big U-turn for the USA, just what the doctor ordered.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (iWW0H)

1095 Is it too early to celebrate?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (CNHr1)

1096 *NOW* can we start doing that thing with our things?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (KQndB)

1097 demand that churchill bust back on day 1 for starters



Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Z53PH)

===========================================



I would like that very much. But he should politely ask, as a gentleman. Show the Queen that we know manners when we see them. Not like some people that were there before.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (dFi94)

1098 IF we win, I vote tomorrow we go back to guns, boobies and kittens...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (Mt8T4)

hell, I'd even read one of Ace's 5000 word movie reviews. Enthusiastically, even. More of the olden times.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (h1PKb)

1099 Here is the situation right now on the big board...
http://tinyurl.com/o2sn527

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ry4ab)

1100 Good evening, Mr. Libby, I am looking for a special prosecuter. Would you be interested?

Posted by: Overheard at Trump HQ at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (edBdg)

1101 @1090
Fuck you. I have standards.

Posted by: The Pig at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (OhTOr)

1102 "We are going win so big, in fact we are going to win so big you are going to get tired of winning."

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (7vTEZ)

1103 My cautious optimism is beginning to turn into outright optimism.

Not a feeling I'm particularly used to.

Posted by: Sjg at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (gDSJf)

1104 Nv in play?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (89T5c)

1105 Ok, now switching to MSNBC to savor the sadness. I hope I'm not jinxing this.

Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ozZau)

1106 1091 Reckon Obama is rather disappointed with us peasants right now...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (kP16F)

==

I think he most likely has his gloat on. He won. She never did. He goes that way.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (CFc5L)

1107 McClusky pulls out feet over the water. The Kaga's deck is torn open as more bombs and secondary explosions gut the carrier. A bomb has just ripped through the deck of the Akagi, setting off the fueled aircraft and munitions in the hanger deck.

Max Leslie has opened his dive brakes and noses over towards the Soryu.

Americans gonna American

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (USf3s)

1108 Heh... looks kinda quite at Cankles Central in NYC.

(Via FBN)

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ry4ab)

1109

When do we start chanting "Lock Her Up"?

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (FlRtG)

1110 Clinton would have had this in the bag but she started screeching again. After all the coaching and lessons and controlled, calm demeanor in the debates.... she was foolish enough to run ads in battleground states with her screeching...it depressed her vote and fired up the opposition to do ANYTHING to stop that INEXORABLE SCREECHING! Even an indictment would not have sunk her the way her own putrid, loathsome personality did....

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (hCdMd)

1111 So when does Trump get the "Office of President Elect" seal Fed-Ex'd to him?

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (Ojki1)

1112 >>> Now, as General Sherman said, let's be magnanimous in victory.

I like his earlier quote - "burn it all."

Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (OwNJe)

1113 They are all miracles--longshots.

Posted by: Darrell at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (lh2df)

1114 Johnson 60k more votes in WI than Trump so far.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (K0tm3)

1115 1087 Go away Russ Feingold.
Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (yANQt)

Amen and amen.

Someone grab some holy water.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (X0CTs)

1116 They will call FL AND GA when 11:00 rolls around

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (RhCUA)

1117 Ok..... I may regret asking this.... but what's with all the talk about pudding? I'm not sure I get this particular inside joke

Posted by: confuzzled at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (Ml6gO)

1118 Feingold loses? Ah hahahaha!
This is almost as good as election night 1980!

Almost...

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (Wdipr)

1119 And that asshole Feingold loses in Wisconsin!!!!! YAY!!!!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (P8951)

1120 Just dropped the wife's ballot off at the local drop-box. Nice county poll worker, watched over by local LE. You want rec MJ in rural Marion County, pay the tax bitchez.

Posted by: Fish at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (jJt7b)

1121 NYT

93% Trump

300 EV

This is better than the second time I got someone's bra off.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (kdS6q)

LMAO

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (D2vc1)

1122 Clinton lead down to 3 in PA

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (K0tm3)

1123 Oh My Gosh Ron Johnson holds his Senate seat! NO FEINGOLD!!



hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (dFi94)

1124 1123 Feingold loses? Ah hahahaha!
This is almost as good as election night 1980!

Almost...
Posted by: Log Cabin at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (Wdipr)

1124 And that asshole Feingold loses in Wisconsin!!!!! YAY!!!!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (P8951)

Always a good time when Feingold loses

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (X0CTs)

1125 Wait.. Feingold lost???

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (CNHr1)

1126 1095 Feingold is out? FEINGOLD IS OUT???
-------
Jumpin' Jehosophat, what a day this is! Everybody take a victory lap!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (ry4ab)

1127 When do we start chanting "Lock Her Up"?

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (FlRtG)

You stopped?

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (Ojki1)

1128 1027 You know who's going to be gloating tomorrow?
That Dilbert dude.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (xhKov)


And he's earned it. Who would have guessed that Scott Adams would turn out to be the top political pundit in America? He has been deadly accurate since the primaries.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (sdi6R)

1129 Google Now shows FL for Trump! 197 EV for Trump 131 for Clinton

Posted by: confuzzled at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (Ml6gO)

1130 And that asshole Feingold loses in Wisconsin!!!!! YAY!!!!

Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands) at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (P8951)
=====================================

YES !!!!! Bye Bye Russ !!

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (dFi94)

1131 So bizarre here in MI.

Looking at the current results, Trump won blue collar, democrat lovin' Macomb County.

Yet Clinton has won the upper class, Republican stronghold of Oakland County.

Makes NO effing sense.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (hqqM5)

1132 Adios Feingold.

Posted by: Croms Dirty Drawers at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (l2t1M)

1133 Feingold got tossed like an intern at Bill Clinton's office.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (yANQt)

1134 dont like the numbers i have crunched in MN.....NH looks good...any news on maines 1 vote trump was polling well in?

Posted by: duncan at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (Z2KtO)

1135 I swear, as the NY Times likely Trump needle moves into the 90+%s, the CNN ticker keeps popping up with helpful items like: "Clinton wins key state of Virginia" and "Clinton takes battleground Colorado"

They are like isolated Japanese still fighting for the Emperor in the 1960s.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (OhTOr)

1136 Horde of Fuckin Awesome.....

This shit is Game 7 on cocaine and steroids!!!!!!

Jesus, this is fuckin intense. (No shit Capt. Obvious, heh)

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (NID8V)

1137 1122 Ok..... I may regret asking this.... but what's with all the talk about pudding? I'm not sure I get this particular inside joke
Posted by: confuzzled at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (Ml6gO)

===

I'd rather not discuss the ins and outs of this procedure.
You'll have to ask the gentlemen Morons for the details.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (CFc5L)

1138 Someone grab some holy water.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (X0CTs)

And a stake, just to make sure he stays in the (political) coffin this time.

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (Ojki1)

1139 Has Huma fled the country yet? That's when we know it is over.

Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (NbRJx)

1140 I can't believe this is happening. It's been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong 8 years

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (7vTEZ)

1141 Josh Barro and Poppin' Fresh hardest hit...

I got yer melting bunny right here...

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (onq2p)

1142 "Is it too early to celebrate?"

no, I started at about 4pm ... got over a little FL NC jitters, riding a nice buzz now, looking for weeping Trump haters on FOX , listening to Coltrane, neocon haters not yet aware of their fate ... lying sellout losers ... that LOST

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (LhGBu)

1143 I still expect to be disappointed. This shit is tempting the universe to correct it severely.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
--------------

Yeah, I'm not breaking out the booze yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (29QcC)

1144 NY Times has Trump at 88% to win WI

If that's true, this shit is over

Posted by: FITP at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (22ML0)

1145 My cautious optimism is beginning to turn into outright optimism.



Not a feeling I'm particularly used to.

Posted by: Sjg at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (gDSJf)
========================================

Tell me about it. I don't know if I can do this twice within 7 days.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (dFi94)

1146 Velvet paint on a white trash debutante

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (QJIMk)

1147 AP called FL for Trump

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (Ya7zs)

1148 NY Times has Trump at 88% to win WI
===========================


Ahahahaha! When's the last time Wisconsin voted R for President? Abraham Lincoln?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (dFi94)

1149 If this becomes official I'm going right over to Romneys FACEBOOK page and asking him how trumps ass tastes. Who's with me?

Posted by: Al leppo at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (8ku2W)

1150 Interesting... just watched Fox Business for a bit.

By the way they're talking... it's over for the Wicked Witch.

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (ry4ab)

1151 I hope Feingold gives up now. I can't stand him

Posted by: Brat4life at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (/rGEE)

1152 If I can stomach the network election coverage, I think I'm gonna check Facebook.

Locally, Scott Garrett looks like he's in trouble. (He's the closest thing to a conservative in the NYC metro area.)

Posted by: Oschisms at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (ZsN9X)

1153 My cautious optimism is beginning to turn into outright optimism.





Not a feeling I'm particularly used to.

Me too.....It scares me

Posted by: FITP at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (22ML0)

1154 Trump won FL

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (P8951)

1155 Trump wins Florida.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (Q5Ymk)

1156
If RCP is accurate, it looks like Toomey is a goner.

Lotsa hate here for Toomey from gun owners.

And McGinty is the MILF. Another Kathy Kane.

The whole PA GOP senate history is complicated. Basically, Santorum endorsed Specter (instead of then conservative demigod Toomey) which totally pissed off the base.

So they sat home and gave us Bob Casey Jr. - on matters of principle.

It looks like they've done the same thing over again (over gun control and not endorsing Trump) to Toomey and given us another Democrat Senator.

Lotsa of well meaning but really stupid people here.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (RcpcZ)

1157 Makes my bowels all loose and hot

Posted by: FITP at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (22ML0)

1158 Aaand FBN calls FL for Trump. Finally.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (97XyN)

1159 Fox FINALLY calls FL for Trump

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (Ya7zs)

1160 Maybe offering BJs from a gap-toothed hag wasn't the best strategy.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (OhTOr)

1161 BOOM! NYT calls Florida for Trump: http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president/florida


That it's folks! PRESIDENT ELECT TRUMP!

GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (7vTEZ)

1162 Trump wins FL!!!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (CNHr1)

1163 Plus 95% for Hillary to be told Back The Fuck Off.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (XNdCd)

1164 Nood.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (ZsN9X)

1165 This is happening folks!!!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (CNHr1)

1166 Ahahahaha! When's the last time Wisconsin voted R for President? Abraham Lincoln?
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (dFi94)


Reagan (though I'm sure you know that grammie), as I pointed out to my lib co workers today who were jittery (though I'm so going to love tomorrow if this actually holds up and somehow a plane full of ballots don't suddenly appear on the tarmac in all these states.

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (Ojki1)

1167 I'm getting excited, I just went to look in my wine fridge at the champagne.
What say you, vueve cliquot, dom, or moet? I'm popping a bottle.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (Q5Ymk)

1168 HLF, Trump won FL!!!!!!

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (o/90i)

1169 780 This isn't going to happen. I'm sorry I'm not believing this
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (LQjcH)
--------------------------------
I'm not believing it either.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (Nox3c)

1170 Six foot tall, every inch so fine

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (QJIMk)

1171 Who broke the comments (and please may it not have been me, I don't want a barreling tonight.)

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (Ojki1)

1172 Oh how glorious this must feel for certain bloggers out there.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (XNdCd)

1173 Wisconsin might put Trump over the edge? LOLLOLLOL!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (P8951)

1174 PLEASE somebody send the link to Hillary's Speech of Bitter Tears. The Clinton Era is OVER. Obama's legacy is DONE. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (7vTEZ)

1175 The tears of unfathomable sorrow! So yummy!

Posted by: Captain Comic at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (WVYgu)

1176 While the Libertarians have throw a couple of wrenches into the works.

The Berniebots staying home may have doomed Hillary.

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (ry4ab)

1177 Heh. Where's Bill at? Titty bar coked out of his mind or Lear Jet out of the country?

Posted by: Croms Dirty Drawers at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (l2t1M)

1178 Sweenicus_Meridius, Please report to the barrel.
Sweenicus_Meridius, you are needed in the barrel.
That is all.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (S2VsH)

1179 it is not over yet fuktards. chill for minute

Posted by: Frank Booth at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (8m2AC)

1180 MSNBC called NC and you could just hear the butthurt. Nice.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (rP4wG)

1181 FBN says WI is key. They changed the way absentee for out of state voters work. I can't believe that.

Posted by: Brat4life at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (/rGEE)

1182 So it might come down to WI to put Trump over the top.

This can't be real.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (97XyN)

1183 NYT 95%

Just got back from buying a Guinness from Kroger.

Still unopened.

Posted by: smackdab at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (sO6CM)

1184 Snake head Carville on MSNBC chewing the inside of his cheeks trying not to say Hillary is going to lose...
Delicious Shadenfreude!

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (Wdipr)

1185 I love how NYT called California already. Probably to give special snowflakes a break in the numbers.

Posted by: nw at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (gaQbM)

1186 crunched michigan numbers...very promising...not a sure thing but looks very good for trump! and that folks would be all it takes!

Posted by: duncan at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (Z2KtO)

1187 "Mr. Trump, now that you have won the election using hate, will you help
heal the country from the wounds you caused? Will you offer Secretary
Clinton a cabinet post in your administration to help heal the country?"

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (NUqwG)


That's funny as hell when you figure in the fact that I've watched nothing but hate ads against Trump for the past couple months.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (jKUeC)

1188 I would give my right nut to see Obama's face.

Posted by: MJ at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (HdN1u)

1189 Oh shit, Trump up in Iowa now.

Posted by: Limm at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (K1JW0)

1190 No, Bubba. I'm not interested in tossing your salad.

Posted by: Former King Barky at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (97XyN)

1191 1188 @MJ

I suspect he's kinda busy writing out pardons at the moment.

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (ry4ab)

1192 So it might come down to WI to put Trump over the top.
This can't be real.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 12:03

My Dad is in WI. Rep who voted for Trump. And my wife and I were the ones who prolly pushed him into it.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (o/90i)

1193 FN just called WI for Trump.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (o/90i)

1194 literally, ALL of the women depicted in that photo:

RIP my Boner.

Forever

Posted by: groovemetal at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (ficNf)

1195 worse case now is 269 tie...we are gonna do this!!!!

Posted by: duncan at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (Z2KtO)

1196 Keep in mind that a lot of folks here, myself included, did not want to see Trump win, we wanted to see Hillary lose.

I reply to your stupid post:


Unity

Posted by: groovemetal at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (ficNf)

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