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Election Thread Four: Virginia Called For Hillary By Fox
CBS Calls Ohio for Trump
John King on CNN just pointed out that Hillary had just moved ahead in Virginia by a tenth of a percent, and even better for her, the outstanding vote is all located in her counties, except one swing county, which still actually favors her -- just not as heavily as the NoVa counties.
This NYT thing, which I'm going to stop looking at because it's giving me a heart attack, has Trump at 59% to win-- but that's down from 61% a minute ago. (Down for the first time in the night.) Probably down as Virginia firmed up for Hillary. Update: Sadly, Fox calls Virginia for Clinton. Update: Burr Wins North Carolina Senate, Reducing Democrats' Odds of Winning Senate. Ohio Called for Trump by CBS. Decision Desk: We're Now Calling Florida, North Carolina, and Ohio for Trump.There's a Weird Feeling in My Pants and I Likes It!!!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: David W. at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (aWQkK)
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (ef6pV)
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (X8p7j)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Marlowe at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (zqFM9)
Posted by: Ghost of John Brown at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (fzWmV)
Posted by: David W. at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (aWQkK)
93% for Hillary in Washington DC. That is Kim Jong Un and Saddam territory.
Have they no shame that they only reflect less than half the country?
That town is full of crap andneeds an enema.
Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (8zHLN)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (yTnCT)
It doesn't matter.
I ran about 100 Electoral College simulations and not once did I include Virginia as a Republican win.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (ef6pV)
I expect the GOP to protest this.
...ha ha ha
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (8mIih)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: Marlowe at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (zqFM9)
Most are on the gubment payroll. Not a surprise
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (r5O/2)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (0O7c5)
Simon Schama* Manhattan, NY
Virginia prob OK for Clinton but it wont matter - Trump will be the 45th President - am calling it
*On PBS -- every damn Jewish holiday.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (kdS6q)
Seems to be tracking Michigan, more or less. If Trump wins there, it's pretty much all over.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:57 PM (P1C8m)
Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (guIHw)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: Gmac- Deplorable forever 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (vxy/u)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (a3sfz)
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (X8p7j)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (ef6pV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (pUDQf)
Fuck this is as teasing as Yahoo odds to win a fantasy football game.
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:55 PM (h1usM)
Did you have to endure the last two years of this fuckshit to determine the winner of that fantasy draft?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (+p/8B)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (8zHLN)
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 10:58 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (APv8N)
Nationally, Trump is up by over a million; US futures down over 2%.
Posted by: gNewt
Sounds like a good time to buy stock.
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (P1C8m)
Be the tits.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (EayXl)
THE TITS ARE NOT CALM. NOT CALM.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (ef6pV)
Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: Marlowe at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (zqFM9)
They ride on the backs of the middle class. It is a good thing for them and they do not want to loose it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (scNDq)
Posted by: Vasha Nerada at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: scofflaw_x at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (y9ZJX)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (RhCUA)
squeaked by the Cooch. Imagine what could have been. I blame the GOPe
not supporting him and that dicklicker libertarian. Ah, well. Hopefully a
Pres. Trump will decimate the NoVA liberal votes. Send them scattering
like roaches.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Paul Krugman at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (kdS6q)
riots. Shit will get burned. Keep safe out there and lock and load.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 10:36 PM (pUDQf)
===========
I've got a slingshot and a load of cat shit.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (yANQt)
Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Cantankerous at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (jOSqt)
I can imagine the strategy of Newsweek. "We'll print Hillary as winner and if she loses we'll sell a shitload of magazines as collectors items!"
Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 11:00 PM (a0SQT)
We shouldn't start trusting them just because we like the answer. But it's fun to watch.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (2yngH)
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (X8p7j)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (scNDq)
I don't think Shep has ever confused a johnson with anything.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (IKsp1)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (CNHr1)
I want to see her stroke out right after she concedes.
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (VV72c)
Looking through trunks?
Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (scNDq)
Posted by: Hot pockets at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (7wyDO)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (7qAYi)
No, no, that wasn't the deal. In exchange for not investigating vote fraud, we... actually, I forget. I'm sure it's good, though.
Posted by: The GOPe at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (/wWB4)
Florida may not matter. Wow. Think about that.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (6IPEM)
Texas was called 22 years ago, and it ain't ever going back
Posted by: Sam Houston at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (scNDq)
Shemp confuses everything with Johnson
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (P1C8m)
Looking through trunks?
Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (scNDq)
Distracted by naked guys robbing drive thrus with gators.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (LbXNI)
THIS. Expect the worst, hope for the best.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (VV72c)
Nah, they'll be boxed up with Cleveland Indians 2016 World Series Champions t-shirts and sent to Africa.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (OwNJe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (qCMvj)
Florida still hanging on at 95% vote count, with Trump carrying a modest lead.
Making votes counting twice down there in Broward.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (/wWB4)
Well whatever watching these guys make excuses for poor democrat turnout is priceless.
Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: PabloD at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (fZEUk)
Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (9n0dl)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (PJMpr)
Posted by: Sheperd Smith at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (FqgrG)
FU globalist cabals.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (LhGBu)
Shep Smith confusing Johnson with McMullin
Posted by: Al Bundy at November 08, 2016 10:59 PM (scNDq)
Shemp confuses everything with Johnson
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (JO9+V)
LMAO!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Motorhead at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (CSCqJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (/x6xU)
Posted by: Hillary 2016+! at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (FXW24)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (qCMvj)
You'd think they'd be used to that by now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: the elephant at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (tHwdc)
52% to take Pennsylvania!!
Add Michigan and Minnesota and weeeeeee! Landslide!
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (XNdCd)
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Hamsters at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (xhKov)
But VA slips over 1K for her, and they call it immediately.
This is the real cause of optimism, the important states, they won't call.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (P1C8m)
Posted by: Beavis at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: Bartender at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (JPzPc)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (Enq6K)
Evening, Tami. You off the ledge yet?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (LbXNI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: JoshO at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (2UW7M)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (qCMvj)
UghUghUghUghUgh!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (NOIQH)
My Dear, why did you repeat yourself?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (4bjXi)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (P1C8m)
Posted by: Beavis at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: Toastrider at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (OTkvm)
Heads-up: Forecasts may be volatile
early in the night. These numbers will become more trustworthy once more
votes have been counted.
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (IcT7t)
I want to see her stroke out right after she concedes.
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM (OwNJe)
Oh please, oh please, oh please
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (r5O/2)
LuzuGames 7 minutes ago
Los seguidores de Trump recuerdan a las personas toxicas que hay a veces en el fandom: hay mas de las que piensas y suelen decir estupideces
I think he's saying there's something wrong with the toilet in the guest bathroom. Wait, let me get my Berlitz....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (kdS6q)
Looking through trunks?
Posted by: Al Bundy
*****
I'm hearing from someone there that Broward county suspiciously still hasn't finished counting their votes.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: PabloD at November 08, 2016 11:03 PM (fZEUk)
So a normal night then.
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:04 PM (X0CTs)
I'm still up here but I'm now just lounging. Send wine.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (/x6xU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:01 PM
May I recommend benadryl, Empress? That and All The Wine?
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (QZLci)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (9plvG)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (guIHw)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (BO/km)
Looking through trunks?"
---------
No, they are looking at how many they will need.
Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (8zHLN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (QZLci)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (Enq6K)
I have scotch?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (X0CTs)
I'm seriously concerned about the quantity of pudding within a three-hour drive of my home. It may not be enough.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (P1C8m)
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (LbXNI)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (XNdCd)
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:02 PM (LbXNI)
And by 'lose' we mean 'win a free lifetime stay in a secure environment with three hots a day, a cot, and a room mate who calls you affectionately mittens'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Princess NYT at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: T38 at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (Emb4z)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (JO9+V)
riots.
Uh, if Hillary wins there's a good chance the Left will riot in celebration/to antagonize and punish counties/people that voted Trump. Violence is their go-to tactic and first reaction.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (Wa0Bi)
http://tinyurl.com/nbzftah
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: T38 at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (Emb4z)
Bob Chipman*
I'd Trump wins, US will have chosen the evolutionary dead-ends of white-supremacy, monoculture and patriarchy.
It will have given up.
*Film critic, entertainment/gaming writer, screenwriter, producer. Creator of Game OverThinker and MovieBob Reviews
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (F4e1g)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (JO9+V)
*clapping* Well done, sir. Well done.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (X0CTs)
What....evah. Hoist it up. *hic*
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (9plvG)
Ditto.
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (RhCUA)
Posted by: Toastrider at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM
Sorry. Gone. Pirate out front should have told you.
Posted by: Jack Sparrow at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (QZLci)
Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (a9Ky4)
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (OwNJe)
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (Enq6K)
*pushes scotch through the USB*
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (K0tm3)
I'm fine. This will be fine.
May I recommend benadryl, Empress? That and All The Wine?
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (QZLci)
I've been headachy all day so no wine for me.
I'm just going to shove chocolate chip cookies into my mouth.
I am watching FBN but I am afraid they are just telling me what I want to hear.
I am going to get my heart broken, I know I am.
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (8zHLN)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (Enq6K)
FUCK YOU!!!!
Posted by: Noccolai Machiavelli at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (LbXNI)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (9plvG)
Ditto.
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (So9FI)
Thought the smoking was supposed to pace the drinking.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (CNHr1)
-------
Was he crying in his neat gin and tonic?
This is major Brexit time, effin' stoopid Lamestream twits bought their own propaganda.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (a9Ky4)>>>
I look at the map and have no idea where NYT is getting all those Trump votes from . . .
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (BO/km)
I don't see Wisconsin going for Trump. Like Virginia, the later reporting precincts in Dane County and Milwaukee will give it to Hillary.
Oh, and the white people in Michigan don't like Hillary. Hmmm.
And the AA vote in Wayne County (Detroit) did not turn out.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Glenn Beck's Blood Pressure at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (v9gSJ)
.
Posted by: JeezythaDeplorable at November 08, 2016 11:07 PM (a9Ky4)
That was me. I gave Trump a mega-vote.
You're welcome.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (CFc5L)
"Now you can't leave."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: Toastrider at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (OTkvm)
Scotch!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (X0CTs)
========
Jack!
<pours another double>
I ain't got no puddin
Posted by: the elephant at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Goldilocks at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (pOgVG)
**Shoves plate of Brownies through USB Port**
Pretty sure those are the 'safe' brownies.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (IKsp1)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)
Kinda. The US House of Reps will meet and state delegations will vote among the top 3 Electoral College Vote getters.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (ppaKI)
I am going to get my heart broken, I know I am.
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (dEQP3)
I know. I know. Do.Not.Want.Repeat.Of.2012. I cried all day. Walked around like a zombie.
Never again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (ef6pV)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (8aO2d)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Zu3d9)
They will do the same in California to tey to show her ahead in the national popular vote.
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (PJMpr)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)
In the case of a tie the dem trunk votes start rolling in.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (zc3Db)
We are on the verge of hearing the most bitter concession speech of all time.
Of. All. Time.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (P1C8m)
Posted by: Jackal at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (TkOBg)
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (XoldI)
You don't have to like him or trust him, but you have to respect him and his effort.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (K0tm3)
I told you...turnout of minorities in the inner Cities is way down and turnout in the country and burbs where Trump is strong is up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (dELE3)
I think Trump has to carry Arizona.
This is going to go on for quite some time.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: T38 at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Emb4z)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Mt8T4)
I bought a handle of Bacardi just for this purpose.
I'm a prepper! sort of.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (ef6pV)
Just cracked a bottle of sangria. No booze sales after 7pm in SC, so that wasn't an option tonight.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (9plvG)
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It's as if I posted this myself....
Posted by: Flyboy at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (h/y2h)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (P1C8m)
Call VA when 83% in and the hag is up by 0.5%
But don't call NC which is also at 83% in and Trump has 4% lead
Posted by: PMRich at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (w5Qj0)
Asking as a foreigner: If they tie, does it go into overtime?
Posted by: Pit Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)
The vote is just for Electors. next they vote. If a tie they go to the House and the House goes for the trans-nationalist.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (ozZau)
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Florida is already in overtime.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: Bush v. Gore (2000) at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (/x6xU)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (TJCSB)
We are on the verge of hearing the most bitter concession speech of all time.
Of. All. Time.
That was going to be the case no matter who won.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (KRwzj)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Mt8T4)
Got a 6 pack of beer in the fridge.
Because I'm almost out of scotch. :-(
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (X0CTs)
He'll win Both, Both have the same Demographics as Ohio
& Neaal Cavuto just said RNC is confident they will win NH too
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Rohrschach at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (0OG8D)
Watching "Eyes without a Face." It's a black and white French film about people getting their faces ripped off. Seems appropriate.
Come on, Trump.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (8mIih)
The Dems and the media had the Hilary city votes prepacked and ready to launch first thing to suppress votes in the Midwest.
Epic Fail.
The Clinton Crime Syndicate is going down. Thank you Lord!!!
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (XNdCd)
Posted by: Pixy Misa
Yes, in the Thunderdome.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (syGA0)
f you want to barf Glenn Beck is on NBC now performing a mea culpa.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (IKsp1)
Fuck that jackass in particular. His little empire is crumbling.
No more $20,000 in Christmas decorations for his Dallas McMansion this year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Timon at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (cZnKJ)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (ry4ab)
It's part my bedtime.
And I'll be doing everything in the lab again tomorrow.
And doing it well.
For you.
Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (QJIMk)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (qwftM)
Posted by: Noccolai Machiavelli at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: David Gillies at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (tjHrt)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (/x6xU)
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (dEQP3)
Come on, now.... just think for a sec... why would they want to do that to you? Be strong..... they're going to give you good news really soon.....
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (br2jI)
Both are looking like over 50%.
That means better than 75% chance Trump wins one of them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (P1C8m)
One *very* smart thing Trump did: in 2008 and 2012, oppo research by blogs and Project Veritas and whatnot got buried by the MFM. This year, Trump routinely quoted the latest from O'Keefe and WikiLeaks and other sources, which forced the MFM to cover it, and thus it got out to more eyeballs.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (5dOnv)
Posted by: Shankell71 at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (tQDj6)
Posted by: the elephant at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (J1Jae)
PUDDING DUNK IMMINENT
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (P1C8m)
Keep it in your pants! This ain't over yet!!!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (X0CTs)
I'm falling asleep, hubby wanders in, "it looks like Trump could win"...
I might have to get up, go downstairs, put on bigger tv so I can not just count, but measure the tears on msdnc...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 11:06 PM (BO/km)
I'm sure that's coming from a real meathead
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (auHtY)
Not sure if it's going to be enough though. :-(
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (G8TO0)
Of. All. Time.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
Put it to Downfall and you'll have one for the ages.
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (LAe3v)
Never again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (PY9jH)
I remember that feeling all too well. Didn't cry. Did go on a walk for hours through the night. Had to go to work the next day, and almost got into a fight with an obnoxious Obama fan. Those were dark times.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (8aO2d)
Call VA when 83% in and the hag is up by 0.5%
But don't call NC which is also at 83% in and Trump has 4% lead
Posted by: PMRich at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (w5Qj0)'
Just depends on which areas are still outstanding, no? If the outstanding precincts are known to swing, etc. No actual clue, just thinking out loud.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (/1KcA)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (KRwzj)
Your tears. They are delicious.
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (6khUI)
Posted by: PabloD at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (fZEUk)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (g25eo)
Posted by: the elephant at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (tHwdc)
CNN is still calling it for Dewey
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: FBN Emergency announcent at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (r5O/2)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: Drewbicle at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (RMlhY)
Matt McDermott*
Trump below 10% in Manhattan - worst performance by a GOP nominee in modern history. And yet, the rest of the country. An insane election.
*Pollster Senior Analyst @ Whitman Insight Strategies - Democratic
New Yorkers, ladies and gents! Let's give 'em a big hand!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (kdS6q)
They're cutting their hair?
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (LbXNI)
Posted by: Noccolai Machiavelli at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: Marlowe at November 08, 2016 10:56 PM (zqFM9)
Nah. They know how their bread is buttered. Compare NoVA to any comparable major city area in the country. Avg. income is through the roof yet they don't actually have any industry. Over the past 8 years, they've also had exponential growth while virtually all other areas in the country have been negative or flat.
And they pardoned 60k felons over the weekend. Name a single area in the country that can create 60k new voters in a weekend?
There's no mystery.
Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (dELE3)
empty epi cartridges all over the floor already, no doubt
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (P1C8m)
Posted by: Thursby at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (1wofY)
I don't think Trump can win Wisconsin either, but he does need Iowa.
Go Hawkeyes!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)
Penalty kicks.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (NAv1Q)
Posted by: Pat Cadell at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (97XyN)
Because he sure ain't gonna win there.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (DQ/0l)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (ppaKI)
...and how many flipped their votes to Trump
there is such a thing as revenge
Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (syGA0)
I'm surrounded by them.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (Wa0Bi)
Posted by: freaked
yeah, they import third world America haters for the win, they depend on 94% of the black vote, and then trash the "Archie Bunker" blue collar vote. they are scum of the earth ... America First rules over these worthless pricks. let them move to Paris now.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (LhGBu)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (7vTEZ)
A local radio station runs Fox News radio at the top of the hour FNR is very liberal
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (X8p7j)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: ting hung lo at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (xZc4z)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)
Yep! And overtime sucks, I hate working for free. And everyone has a reason to bitch about it.
Posted by: NC Ref at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (PJMpr)
Posted by: the elephant at November 08, 2016 11:12 PM (tHwdc)
Sounds like good news to me....or they're stalling for the Fraud Machine to get their work done, the thought of which just made me lose my shit....
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: Money alert at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (FqgrG)
I think this is big.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Z53PH)
Posted by: Drewbicle at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM
Wise man.
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (QZLci)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (P1C8m)
Talking about his Christmas decorations was disgusting.
If I spent that much on decorations, I wouldn't talk about it. Especially on the radio.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Mt8T4)
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Yep.
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Sfs6o)
Listening to Fox News radio live and they announce.... Candy Crowley? Why is that fat fuck on ANY radio station, let alone Fox News?!?!
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius
She's cheap to keep. You just have to feed her table scraps and let her rut in the woods for acorns.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (S6Pax)
Gah. I live in Iowa and I want to puke everytime I hear that. Go Cyclones!!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (5dOnv)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (XNdCd)
Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (nFwvY)
And Trish Regan.
Mostly Trish Regan.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (G8TO0)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (8aO2d)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (RhCUA)
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (3Liv/)
There will be a reckoning.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Lnuom)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (wfDW1)
If Trump wins, he did it all by himself. The Dems were against him, the
Repubs were against him, and the whore media, all, were against him.
I'd call that one effin mean feat.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:09 PM (CFc5L)
This!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (W2wn0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (dELE3)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (PY9jH)
Keep the comments warm for me!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (2yngH)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:13 PM (P1C8m)
LOL thanks, I needed that laugh. So much damn tension.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (/1KcA)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (K0tm3)
Trump below 10% in Manhattan - worst performance by a GOP nominee in modern history. And yet, the rest of the country. An insane election.
*Pollster Senior Analyst @ Whitman Insight Strategies - Democratic
Pauline Kael wept.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Lace Wigg at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (B+Ldc)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (guIHw)
Posted by: garrett
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Schlonging. He's *schlonging* her.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (P1C8m)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM
*****************************
Keep praying!
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (G8TO0)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (dAXyx)
Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (9dH/8)
Its like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (K0tm3)
I think this is big.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (dFi94)
Who's the 3rd party sucking up the votes? Stein?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Slappy at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (rtfSu)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)
Ezra Klein 7 minutes ago
Trump is leading in electoral college forecasts but losing pop vote forecasts. The EC is awful:
Mmmmm -- your tears. So sweet.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (kdS6q)
I'll settle for: Sweet, bitter tears and inability to complete sentence w/out sobbing.
I'll get: ??????
Gah! Have to chill out.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (SVz6E)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: Timon at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (cZnKJ)
Here at the Ace Headquarters we're in a fucking torture situation too. Lookin' kinda good though.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (CFc5L)
Its like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (JmjOe)>>>
Pretty sure I read one somewhere!
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:14 PM (Wa0Bi)
His name is George Clintonopoulos.
Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (syGA0)
I'm surrounded by them.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks
Me too Duchess, me too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: jaimo at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:16 PM (X0CTs)
==================================
Gary Johnson.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)
If Trump wins, I have a superb and non counterfeit Cuban cigar with which to celebrate.
And premium Scotch
I will enjoy both on my front porch.
Likely, the Galveston P.D. will have to shove my remains into the front door in the morning.
Jim
Drunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (v5iqM)
There will be a reckoning.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Lnuom)
If Trump wins there needs to be a major asskicking of the Vichy Republicans
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)
That has to mean it's Trump's coattails, right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (mbhDw)
NYT predicting wisconson for trump 61 % odds.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
My nipples explode in delight!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cooldrawg at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (Kl+Pw)
Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (lcUJ5)
He's Cornholing Her in Ohio with 75% or so reporting.
Posted by: garrett
In the name of God, why?
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (LAe3v)
Yeah, I remember '12 all too well. Romney got within 4k votes in Ohio....
...then the 'rats turned on the printing machines in N. Ohio, end of story.
But not this year, bitches.
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (ry4ab)
masterbaintin' pete has yer back.
Pro Tip : Bring a towel.
Posted by: Ford Prefect at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Z53PH)<<<
Should Trump pull this off, I'm half-way expecting the Fed to jack the interest rate to 15% and explode the national debt service, thereby handing him a catastrophe on election day.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:11 PM (6IPEM)
Yeah, Wayne County is most of Detroit. That would be nice!!
Posted by: Bill R. at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (G8TO0)
Posted by: Brat4life at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (/rGEE)
Posted by: jaimo at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (eDc0r)
Cavuto is the best
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Cantankerous at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (jOSqt)
Posted by: Timon at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (Rlfg6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I don't think it's called until an asterisk goes up
Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (PJMpr)
How YOU doin?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (VV72c)
Republican Senators are not getting swept out. Kirk, a weak Senator, going out in Illinois.
There is no Democratic wave in this election. Hillary has no coattails, and likely, no coat.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (S6Pax)
Of. All. Time.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (P1C8m)
It will be the sweetest words I have ever heard in my adult life.
Well....almost.
[and dude...what's with the disgusting nic? grow up
]Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (IKsp1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: Brain Dead Dem at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (g8Xz4)
Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (SVz6E)
It's never stopped in mine. My non-smoking friends don't believe me till they see an ashtray.
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Obama and the 52% at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Se/yD)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (RhCUA)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)
That has to mean it's Trump's coattails, right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (mbhDw)
*snicker* Not in that district.
Hillary could be winning 80%-20% and Ryan would get re-elected.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: A bear in the woods at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: deadrody at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (fRgyI)
Posted by: Dirkdigler at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Q68YL)
Posted by: mikeski at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (ghHQE)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (RhCUA)
^^^
This right there!
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I don't think it's called until an asterisk goes up
Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (8ikIW)
I thought the asterisk meant performance enhancing drugs may have been involved.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (h+Yef)
Posted by: Noccolai Machiavelli at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (5dOnv)
Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: David Gillies at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (tjHrt)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (5zfq1)
Drain the swamp. I don't want us all to be as happy as we were in November 2014 when that lasted all of two weeks...
Wayne County - Trump doing very well. That's Detroit territory. If some of the areas reporting are heavily black, Hillary is screwed.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (23lwL)
Suck on that, Romney you utterly piece of shit fuckstick.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (G8TO0)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Mt8T4)
I get really emotional when I pray, so I won't go into the details of what I discuss with my Lord, but I don't ask for Our Guy to win. But for the candidate whose soul our Lord knows best to win.
I believe when Trump first entered the race, he was a jackass.
I believe that as he's traveled, met everyday Americans, and has met with and prayed with people like Franklin Graham, his heart has been changed.
That's my prayer. No matter what happens tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (PY9jH)
-
Somebody just throw a bucket of water on her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)
Does Gary even know that today is election day or is he just sitting in a corner somewhere giggling like a stoned idiot?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (LbXNI)
Asking for a friend
Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (9plvG)
Trump below 10% in Manhattan - worst performance by a GOP nominee in modern history. And yet, the rest of the country. An insane election.
*Pollster Senior Analyst @ Whitman Insight Strategies - Democratic
Um.....maybe it's....ya know....you?
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (So9FI)
I'll settle for: Sweet, bitter tears and inability to complete sentence w/out sobbing.
I'll get: ??????
Gah! Have to chill out.
Posted by: Lizzy
Tears for you, I'll take piss and diarrhea mixed with scattered farts.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (iWW0H)
Republican Senators are not getting swept out. Kirk, a weak Senator, going out in Illinois.
There is no Democratic wave in this election. Hillary has no coattails, and likely, no coat.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (S6Pax)
Mark Kirk was an outlier since he was as close to being a dem without placing a (d) next to his name. Good riddance to him.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (8aO2d)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (/wWB4)
The night started with the New York Times giving an 84% chance for Hillary to win. Now the New York Times has Trump at 84% of winning.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (L67Wq)
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (PJMpr)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (CFc5L)
You can if your a Democrat.
Posted by: A bear in the woods at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (G8TO0)
Posted by: Not the mama at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (QqZA8)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (eM2Uz)
Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Jackal at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (TkOBg)
You mean stroke? I hope she's drunk and wobbly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: garrett
Yeah Buddy! Come on up here and play.
Bend over!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (qCMvj)
...still the GOP.
Prepare to be disappointed. ;-)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (J1Jae)
Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: The MFM at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (CFc5L)
Robitussin and brass knuckles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Paul at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (Ae4P3)
Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (dAXyx)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (N4AcK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (hA1V+)
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Heh.
If no one gets an outright majority of the electoral votes (i.e. either a tie, or one of the third-party candidates manages to pick up enough votes to keep Trump and Hillary at both less than fifty percent of the electoral votes), then the House of Representatives gets to pick the next president from the list of candidates who received at least one electoral vote.
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (ff27+)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Cooldrawg at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (Kl+Pw)
good to hear news from the old home front since going by my FB feed indiana is a looney californiabin lately. of course the lefties feel most comfortable being vocal since they'll destroy anyone who speaks out differently, so i know there's selection bias, but still.
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (Z53PH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (VV72c)
Much better than watching MeAgain, I'm sure.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (iWW0H)
Is there a downside to shaving your sack in prep for pudding?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Mt8T4)
Make sure to moisturize or you'll get itchy.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (0mRoj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ8wKPnms0A
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (ry4ab)
4 Hour Erection ?
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (y3aQB)
I get really emotional when I pray, so I won't go into the details of what I discuss with my Lord, but I don't ask for Our Guy to win. But for the candidate whose soul our Lord knows best to win.
I believe when Trump first entered the race, he was a jackass.
I believe that as he's traveled, met everyday Americans, and has met with and prayed with people like Franklin Graham, his heart has been changed.
That's my prayer. No matter what happens tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (PY9jH)
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Thank you-- beautifully put. I'm having a hard time keeping calm right now.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (3C9q2)
I bought, and have been rolling, a couple of intermediate date S & P puts for just such an occasion... HAHA!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (8ikIW)
Got it....Thanks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (VV72c)
Yes she is. They ought to replace MeAgain with her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (auHtY)
As Expected
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (EayXl)
Very nice prayer/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (G8TO0)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (kP16F)
Trump deserves credit for states he won, but not for the states he lost?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (KRwzj)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (Q5Ymk)
Yes, stroke out.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (qCMvj)
...still the GOP.
Prepare to be disappointed. ;-)
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And Paul Ryan is under the mistaken impression that he gets to push his agenda, whatever it is.
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: A bear in the woods at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (Tyii7)
Des Moines
Cedar Rapids
Iowa City
Population Centers.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (X0CTs)
Beltway elite and the NRO crowd did that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (97XyN)
Much better than watching MeAgain, I'm sure.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks
Miley, you have any of that 2 gallon jug of valu-rite left?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (3ShQW)
Fantastic. I used to Lester. Now I hope he just ends up doing more Crystal Skulls documentaries.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (23lwL)
Posted by: PMRich at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (w5Qj0)
Prepare to be disappointed. ;-)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (X0CTs)
I would accept that as an axiom.
Posted by: Captain Spock at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: ajlfour at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (5pCl+)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM
Yes. As decided by electoral votes of the Congressional R's in the House of Representitives. Takes place In Dec 18th or so.
Posted by: FBN Emergency announcent at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (O6aZ4)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2016 11:21 PM (c6/9Q)
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Ha!
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (U+nHb)
Has Chris Matthews chugged a bottle of scotch yet and then tried to slit his wrists sing a sharp pants crease?
Will someone save & post the video for me?
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (IKsp1)
Expect serious shenanigans - apparently holding back results now????
May be waiting to see how many fake ballots needed to give Hills the win,
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Njconservative at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (NvEiB)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Motorhead at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (CSCqJ)
Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (88xKn)
That puts Trump at 212.
Still a ways to go.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (dELE3)
Seriously, if I've fallen asleep and this is a dream, I'll be really pissed.
Posted by: GalosGann at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (md1b/)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:18 PM (qCMvj)
--------------------------------------
Which should give them an edge with the Supreme Court too. But the GOP won't be able to accomplish much without the cooperation of the ranks in the agencies and bureaus. Maybe they can hold the line on a few issues.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (NUqwG)
I can't see the NYT making the prediction or the odds bettors based on the information we have now.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (L67Wq)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (3ShQW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (/O5Ax)
Beltway elite and the NRO crowd did that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
They would have just voted for Johnson or Hillary anyway.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (XNdCd)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (8aO2d)
Pessimistically giddy. But the booze thing is problematic
*holds tin cup under USB port*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Thursby at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (1wofY)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (G8TO0)
Give us a freakin' break, man!
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Lnuom)
Fantastic. My night has been made. They sound as if Trump has already won....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (23lwL)
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Eabwd)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Schadenboner!!111!!!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (AK5Ni)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:19 PM (CNHr1) _***
They wouldn't have discovered that problem unless they needed to.
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (X8p7j)
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM (3Liv/)
He has an agenda???? What? How come no one ever told me?
I would swear on my Bible that he just does whatever Obama wants.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (23lwL)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (3myMJ)'
Faces or Feces?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (OwNJe)
They really have this down to a science.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (G8TO0)
I guess CA pollutes Co, like NY pollutes FL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (TJCSB)
give us 300EV please ... ftw
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (LhGBu)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (Y5Lq7)
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (LOCmW)
Leave me out of it, toots. Maybe that 'free will' thing was a mistake.
Posted by: Heavenly Father at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (KRwzj)
Did I tell you guys how much I love Neil Cavuto????
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (8zHLN)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (VV72c)
Because halving the Corp Income Tax Rate will be terrible for the market...
buy early, tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (3ShQW)
Posted by: John Holmes at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (O+RfY)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (OAlmw)
Bless those Trump children too. The entire family did not know what they were up against, but held it together pretty well, with grace. And they never stopped campaigning either.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (XNdCd)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Dc/ui)
Good question. South Florida is corrupt as balls in general.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Can we just buy out a zoo and put them in, sell tickets. It's a win win.
Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (kP16F)
They really have this down to a science.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (/wWB4)
I still do not trust it. Trojan horses and all that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (92kX2)
Grammie, I'm counting on you, keep it up.
Posted by: Locarno at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (HhYvn)
Schadenboner!!111!!!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (tHwdc)
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Teehee!
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (PJMpr)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (w+Jhj)
maybe upset in MN or wisc
Posted by: duncan at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (Z2KtO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (88xKn)
Oh, it's growing.
Bigly.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (EayXl)
"That's not all that's growing"
~ Carlos Danger
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (X0CTs)
Tell her, Good news! We're moving to the US!
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: In Exile at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (Z7AXG)
Posted by: hunngun at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (XQOqx)
Hopefully in lingerie. Oh wait, did I write that or just think it?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (VV72c)
I could not believe the lines in my humble burg today in NEPA.
The Deplorables came out in droves to vote.
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (EOK/M)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (zu88C)
Gasparino KNOWS!
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (r5O/2)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (P1C8m)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (LQLeS)
376 Can Trump win without Ohio?
Because he sure ain't gonna win there.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (DQ/0l)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM
OK, I'm drunk, I meant OH not OK.
I'm a Moron, what can I say.
Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (o/90i)
It's funeral like. OH MY GOD!!! I LOVE IT>>
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (23lwL)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (xInes)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (Wa0Bi)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (w+Jhj)
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh boy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (0O7c5)
We had a YUGE turnout, and the people who showed up for her free concerts were there for the music, not her.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (VV72c)
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No.
RULE OF LAW
That is a big reason why we voted for Trump
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:22 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (QZLci)
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (8aO2d)
--Bring back PUDDINGSKULL!!!!!
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (h1PKb)
**feels bad as the beer just foams into the USB and sadly spills to the floor...****
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: Croms Dirty Drawers at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (l2t1M)
Central Part of Stat or as Carville Called Alabama
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (J70i0)
If Trump pulls this out.... The only thing I want is a constrctionist court. Dont care about trade deals legislation or tax rates.
The court.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (JmjOe)
maybe upset in MN or wisc
Posted by: duncan
I'm happy to say he also gets PA, for the same reason as Michigan Ohio and Wisconsin.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (LbXNI)
Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (9n0dl)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (AK5Ni)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (3ShQW)
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Hush that now. You were amazing.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (RhCUA)
How now George?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (OhTOr)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (P1C8m)
LOL--very true
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (TJCSB)
Bless those Trump children too. The entire family did not know what they were up against, but held it together pretty well, with grace. And they never stopped campaigning either.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:26 PM (qCMvj
He is the first Independent Candidate to win the POTUS. No support from his party.
This is a revolution.
Celebrate tonight. Tomorrow we may get punished by our betters.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (XNdCd)
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And the Russians. Don't forget the Russians.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (NUqwG)
Just build a fence around DC and lock it. Might be a few innocents trapped but they'll have ZERO problems finding a lawyer.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (/x6xU)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (So9FI)
434
It's too early to dip.
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (So9FI)
Yes. But it's not too early to do a few stretching exercises......just in case.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (y3aQB)
I hate that guy. He's been anti-Trump from the get go.
Suck it Charlie!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (ozZau)
Too bad, Reuters. You coulda been a contendah.
Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (JBggj)
Open invitation, good till I pass out from bourbon.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (LhGBu)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
Dude, you were out there swinging. It was a good try.
Thanks for all that you did. Really.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (S6Pax)
I could not believe the lines in my humble burg today in NEPA.
The Deplorables came out in droves to vote.
There were 5x3 foot signs up and down Broad Street in North Philly urging AAs to vote. They weren't going to come out for her like they did for Obama, because Clinton is unlikable.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (VV72c)
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Nah, California's trying to copy Colorado these days. We've got an initiative on the ballot to legalize marijuana, similar to the one that Colorado already passed.
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (ff27+)
Posted by: John Holmes at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (O+RfY)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (Wa0Bi)
Posted by: Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (BO/km)
. Posted by: Thrawn at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (cC/ZB)
Des Moines schools are, as of this year, majority-minority.
LOTS of muslims.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (Lnuom)
SAY IT !
'President Donald Trump'
Roll around in it.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (zu88C)
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I just asked one of the nurses for some pudding cups.
I told her I was going to roll around in them.
I think she's about to call the authorities on me...
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (Eabwd)
Michigan AND Wisconsin?
Any chance for Minnesota too?
... such things are supposed to come in threes ...
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (FlRtG)
I saw a story this morning on Insty that in fact Rinsed Penis and the RNC had put together a "formidable" ground game in cooperation with Trump. If true, credit where due.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (5dOnv)
There's hope for some of our youth.
Posted by: Drewbicle at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (RMlhY)
http://tinyurl.com/oec9nbu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HmuFuRPv6o
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (ry4ab)
**feels bad as the beer just foams into the USB and sadly spills to the floor...****
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (br2jI)
You tried. That's all I ask. Bless you.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (h1PKb)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (zu88C)
And fire Comey.
Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (dAXyx)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (G8TO0)
Great sign for him.
Posted by: SH at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (t4HFi)
If he wins, I think we owe undying gratitude to Russian script kiddies who did the work the media refused to do. For years.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (eeTCA)
they were up against, but held it together pretty well, with grace. And
they never stopped campaigning either.
Yes, must have been a yuuuge awakening seeing former friends joining in the Trump hate and mockery. Also betrayed by an entertainment media that has always fawned over him and his hit show.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:24 PM (h1PKb)
**feels bad as the beer just foams into the USB and sadly spills to the floor...****
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (br2jI)
With this crew, I am not sure you want what might come out of that port...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:23 PM (3ShQW)
What grammie said! What kind of beverages do you like??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (F4e1g)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (KRwzj)
I was afraid I'd have to head right back to Japan after the election, but now I'm cautiously optimistic. Needless to say, the GOP plan completely.backfired - the blowout they needed to reassert that us benighted serfs need their expert guidance is now an impossibility.
Posted by: Broseidon on his newer magic glowing square at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (0Drje)
Open invitation, good till I pass out from bourbon.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (v5iqM)
Scotch 2016!!!!
Actually, in a surprising upset, Scotch is out!
Beer 2016!!!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: TSGSJeremy at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (/Rfmk)
Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (8zHLN)
Lefty Insanity up 12.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:29 PM (v9gSJ)
I forget - what's PIAPS?
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Election 2016! at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (JcaFn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (vyqqu)
Suck it Charlie!
Posted by: Tami..
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*fistbump....the other fist*
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (zu88C)
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Right there with you in spirit, amigo.
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (CFc5L)
Black Panthers holding billy clubs at a polling station might do it.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (/1KcA)
That's his agenda , you mean no one told you?
Posted by: PMRich at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (w5Qj0)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (EayXl)
Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Cankles Tweet:
This team has so much to be proud of. Whatever happens tonight, thank you for everything.
LOL Does that sound like a winner?!
Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (eM2Uz)
Posted by: The irredeemable Garbone at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (9dH/
Stock in roof top Koreans to go through sky high.
Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (1TXSC)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (WTSFk)
These pricks have no shame.
There is never yesterday when they were wrong.
There is only now when they are jabbering.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (hA1V+)
I still credit Trump on that - Romney would've politely said "what WikiLeaks?", while Trump hit Cankles over the head with them and the O'Keefe videos in the 3rd debate.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (5dOnv)
***
So do they only want to count the Mexicans living in the US when they say that, or go whole hog and include the Mexicans in Mexico as well?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (23lwL)
https://tinyurl.com/ohojgrs
Ron Johnson asking Feingold My Dick Taste them same as last time ?
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (0O7c5)
If Trump wins, I am going to credit you with your clever prescient pudding purchase.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: Pladimir Vutin at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (md1b/)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan, twat detective at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (a0SQT)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)
He did.
Posted by: Hollowpoint
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You dishonest little shit.
Tick turds wonder at how tiny you are.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Voter at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (p1lUs)
Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (1TXSC)
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (voOPb)
Trump up by 82k in Michigan, 135k in Florida, 132K in North Carolina
Most networks STILL not calling them for Trump.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (7N6ox)
Well, he's not Jeb or Rubio, but he's doing all right, I guess...
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (eeTCA)
Is it just the beers???? Am I hallucinating???
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (br2jI)
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I think so, i checked and it looks like Hillary underperformed pretty notably while Trump overperformed by a smidge.
Not sure if it's going to be enough though.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (G8TO0)
Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (JcaFn)
What are you playing? Should the horde jump on and play too?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (X0CTs)
This is a revolution.
Celebrate tonight. Tomorrow we may get punished by our betters.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (XNdCd)
I have been repeating to my husband all week "If Trump wins, it will be a miracle."
GOPe/no party help
media
nevertrumper idiots
dem machine
soros machine
clinton machine
I want to end this night with "Miracles do happen."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Commissar M at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (vcIHi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (rP2JJ)
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Z53PH)
Well, I sure hope it happens.
But this I can say: If Trump were going to win a LANDSLIDE, then he would have won my home state of VA.
Unfortunately he did not.
If Mr. T manages to win: it will be by the narrowest of margins. And it will, unfortunately, have nothing to do with my preference.
Damn, I sure hope he manages to somehow win it!!!!
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (dDOWg)
House Senate and Whitehouse
Isnt that a.....
Mandate
Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM (1TXSC)
You're pretending that the House and Senate would act like Republicans
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)
Harken -- NYT (!) says Trump has 88% chance of becoming President....! http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (7vTEZ)
CAC starts drunk dialing in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (vyqqu)
More likely looking to give his son a brother/sister.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (92kX2)
Open borders = conservatism for the Chamber of Commerce gaslighting mouthpieces
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (LhGBu)
Ace needs to do all of those skulls. Blago was my favorite.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (3CFdj)
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (W1BbS)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Broseidon on his newer magic glowing square at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (0Drje)
Damn, that's some fine government funded hand-ringing and despair. This will tide me over until the West sets up guillotines...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (23lwL)
FUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (zu88C)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-ZcdAUAbpg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (Nwg0u)
I fvcking hate the Eagles, man
Posted by: The Dude at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (JcaFn)
I got up, and put tv on.
bad me
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (Mt8T4)
On SeeBS Peggy Noonan is now in fear of her pussy being grabbed by Pres. Trump
Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (a0SQT)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (CFc5L)
*snort*
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (0O7c5)
He did.
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Yup.
Every time those losers refused to endorse him.
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:20 PM (CFc5L)
Black Panthers holding billy clubs at a polling station might do it.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (/1KcA)
++++
I remember that well. What I wanted to know was what the hell Paul Krugman was yammering about "suppressing the black vote".
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: PMRich at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (w5Qj0)
No, the damned moose didn't say anything!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (PJMpr)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (c6/9Q)
Plus, a big shout-out to Scott Adams, who is apparently smarter than the rest of us.
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (LbXNI)
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (XoldI)
Man date? Me too!
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (v9gSJ)
That said, if he wins I will gladly show up to the next Moron meet up that's reasonable local and submit to my flogging and bring booze.
Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (qCMvj)
She's the best Mish on CBS, so she should be.
Posted by: Brad at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (W1BbS)
He is oblivious as to what's going on. Doesn't believe me.
And I'm getting too drunk to 'splain things to him.
I told him to turn on FBN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (tHwd
Limey bitch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (LbXNI)
I want Trump to have the yugest, most luxurious, gold leafed, classy like you wouldn't believe seal for President Elect.
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (dEQP3)
These pricks have no shame.
There is never yesterday when they were wrong.
There is only now when they are jabbering.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (hA1V+)>>>
Too bad that's about all I got on Roku. FU George Will.
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (K0tm3)
Trump would have won VA but for the NEVER TRUMP McMuffin vote ... and the felons.
Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (dAXyx)
I have tried my best to stay away from the internet and just play a
computer game. I had to check a few minutes ago and my heart and stomach
are doing flip flops. How am I supposed to sleep now???
Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2016 11:31 PM (JcaFn)
I got up, and put tv on.
bad me
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (qCMvj)
i turned off the radio tv....all day....only peeked in here, fb and twitter....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (v4Dtx)
Too funny.
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (VV72c) _***
Except for ripping up that Newsweek cover, that's cool.
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (X8p7j)
Drunker.
Did I mention the Basil Hayden's from earlier tonight?
Keep up the good work.
Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (+g2h9)
They need those people to clean their houses, do their yards and pools and watch their children.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (Q5Ymk)
You never heard that it stands for "Idiots Out Walkin' Around?"
Posted by: navybrat at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (7vTEZ)
I am terrified and excited. Romney killed me by 9 PM in 2012 and tonight I was trying my best to remain hopeful.
Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (JcaFn)
Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: lowtech redneck at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (egK2C)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (Wa0Bi)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (92kX2)
And nooooow: MeAgain talking about Americans "terrified" of Trump.
I expect dream invasions soon.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (OhTOr)
I never dreamed that I would be lucky enough to see the day Hillary Clinton's dreams died.
Please. Please. Please let this be true.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (EayXl)
Whining that the country is not center right,
when turd-bites like him are supporting hillary!
Fuck. You.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:30 PM (KRwzj)
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What color is the sky in your Elitist world?
Posted by: Flyboy at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (h/y2h)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)
You're pretending that the GOP isn't a bunch of Dems. ;-)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (1TXSC)
please let the special prosecutor of clinton be appointed... And NATO disbanded. And the EPA reduced to ruin.
Posted by: dzh123 at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (7cihH)
However this goes, knowing the Moron Horde was there helped. More than you know
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (3ShQW)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (VV72c)
They still don't get it.
Remember, WE are the stupid ones.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (qCMvj)
I spent election night 2012 in an alcohol haze because I couldn't cope otherwise. It's not an option tonight because of medication, but damn. Maybe?
-- a die-hard limited government DoD employee
Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (k4Rob)
Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (G1DOK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: somebody not watching at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: JoshO at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (2UW7M)
Posted by: Joey Paste Eater at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (OhTOr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (Eabwd)
Endorsed! Oh he should also buy plane tickets for the Hollywood celebs who promised they would leave the country.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (VV72c)
i just recommended fbn (with cavuto)! very low key & calling trump trend up, certainly.
i think their coverage is pretty interesting.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (WTSFk)
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And the Russians. Don't forget the Russians.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (NUqwG)
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We had a choice between the Russian catspaw and the Muslim Brotherhood catspaw.
You know which I chose. Cause racism.
Posted by: Oschisms at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Shankell71 at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (tQDj6)
My husband just came in from his weekly drinking meeting with his friends, of whom, at least two are raging libs.
He is oblivious as to what's going on. Doesn't believe me.
And I'm getting too drunk to 'splain things to him.
I told him to turn on FBN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (PY9jH)
lol
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:36 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (K0tm3)
HAve they called it for Trump yet?
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (ry4ab)
The CBC. I have never heard them like this. Despondent and suicidal.
Fuckers...
CBC dot ca for socialist tears. The sweetest tears..
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (23lwL)
Suck it Charlie!"
Yeah, Gasparino has been King Prick on FBN the entire year. He should be forced to wear a blond wig and Trump Ties for the entire Trump presidency if Trump pulls this off.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (1CroS)
True, true. And he traveled and spoke like a madman. Whoever arranged all that was thinking outside the box.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM (VV72c) _***
Except for ripping up that Newsweek cover, that's cool.
never. scorched earth this garbage. tired of politicians being allowed to commit felonies because their "punishment" was losing out on a promotion (see also: elliot spitzer).
throw the hag in jail. we need to play this shit for keeps
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (Z53PH)
Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (QJIMk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA
(Listening to it right now...)
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (ry4ab)
FUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (zu88C)
One more for the pile:
Charlie Sykes
Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (Ojki1)
That is why I laughed at Krauthammer saying the party will be split between the Trump "populists" and the GOP Reagan coalition.
These are Reagan Democrats coming home to Trump.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (qCMvj)
He did.
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Yup.
Every time those losers refused to endorse him.
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (3Liv/)
After the dust settles there needs to be a reckoning at the RNC.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: nahal dave at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (EcgoO)
Agree. Because if Trump wins the EC but not the popular all we'll hear for the next four years is "Selected not elected!!!11!" and calls to get rid of the EC.
Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (dAXyx)
This is getting to be pretty funny.
I have a Democrat friend that is texting what amounts to depressive graphics. She's losing it.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (5dOnv)
He only needs 1 of them.
I think this is over.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (wfDW1)
I want Trump to have the yugest, most luxurious, gold leafed, classy like you wouldn't believe seal for President Elect.
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (dEQP3)
I WANT this. BIGLY.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (PY9jH)
You're a bit premature with that "when", Pumpkin.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (KRwzj)
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (zu88C)
Oh, let us not forget Ryan, the entire Bush clan, Glenn Beck, McCain, oh and that prick of a billionaire Mark Cuban.
Hillary can blame it on Madonna - she withdrew her pledge of BJs for votes.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (waSFb)
Russia had nothing to do with the Wikileaks. That is the most ridiculous claim that Shrillary and Barky and the junta have made - and that's saying a lot.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (X8p7j)
Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (So9FI)
For me, Trump has been the only candidate in thirty years to hit my big three issues (1) mass immigration into USA and broken border (2) de-industrialization of the USA workforce once the wonder of the world (3) applying the RULE OF LAW to the ruling class
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (3ShQW)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (h/y2h)
That jackass has been trolling here for the last week or so.......
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (br2jI)
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I want a smartphone with a burning skull on the display.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (W2wn0)
Posted by: somebody not watching
Recount it anyway. Run up the score, or make them waste the effort regardless.
Fight every battle as if it's the key to victory.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: The World's Tallest Freaking Munchkin at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (BO/km)
then fire yellen and comey.
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (Z53PH)
Isnt that a......
Repudiation of Obamas
Nope, will be portrayed as raaaacism and "the angry, white voters".
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (JmjOe)
Hours and hours of World of Tanks for me.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (VV72c)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (v4Dtx)
another posted some nasty letter from huffington post explaining how trump is a horrible person and it's ok if people defriend her over the election.....
draaaaaaaammmmmmmaaaaaaa
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (D2vc1)
The Good Ship Trump was heading for an iceberg packed with nitroglycerin before she was brought on board and adjusted course.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (IKsp1)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (voOPb)
You're a bit premature with that "when", Pumpkin.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (KRwzj)
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Oh yeah...
I'm going to enjoy shoving that 'pumpkin' down your elitist throat.
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (Eabwd)
Is there a flaming Trump hair skull?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (vyqqu)
exactly. when you dont punish them, they repeat the behavior.
when you dont uproot the corruption, it spreads
push it to the max there Don
Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (EZDs2)
780 This isn't going to happen. I'm sorry I'm not believing this
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (LQjcH)
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It's like having a wonderful dream of beautiful open and free landscapes......and then waking up still in the penitentiary.
Posted by: Soona at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (Fmupd)
Ahaha, Obamacare was the ticking time booombbb.
They did NOT want it collapse this soon. They wanted it to happen AFTER the election so Shrillary could slide in single payer.
Fail!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (qCMvj)
Discuss among yourselves.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Tofer732
****
I saw that too. They think he's going to take PA! Daaamn.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)
These are Reagan Democrats coming home to Trump.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Krauthammer is on suicide watch, as we speak.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (S6Pax)
They could still yank it away
Urban areas take longer to count
I do not want another 2012 depression
Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (1TXSC)
Just build a fence around DC and lock it. Might be a few innocents trapped but they'll have ZERO problems finding a lawyer."
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Hell, build a twenty foot wall, never mind the one on the Mexican border.
Posted by: Decaf at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (8zHLN)
For me, Trump has been the only candidate in thirty years to hit my big three issues (1) mass immigration into USA and broken border (2) de-industrialization of the USA workforce once the wonder of the world (3) applying the RULE OF LAW to the ruling class
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (hA1V+)
Hear, hear, HEAR!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Anon at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (/YZl/)
Posted by: JohniePossumKock at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (TGvEk)
HAHAHAHAHA thanks for the tips to flip to MSNBC
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (xhKov)
There will be a reckoning.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Lnuom)
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*types*
*deletes*
I cannot begin to express how furious that makes me.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (Nox3c)
My dad is going to be so thrilled if he wins.
Meanwhile, I'm stuck in LA on business and I forgot my MAGA Billy club.
Posted by: Cooldrawg at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (Kl+Pw)
next Moron meet up that's reasonable local and submit to my flogging and
bring booze.
Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 11:34 PM (71OEY)
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And I'll be happy to do the honors.
Posted by: Miley, 50 shades of red at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (tHwdc)
BUT FIRST.....
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (zu88C
A hand grenade?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (3CFdj)
It tells ya at the bottom of the page at nytime. com how they make their forecast! Sounds legit...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (kP16F)
Though it is nice to see a fight well fought for once.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (vyqqu)
Perhaps if she'd had more diversity she'd be doing better . . .
Posted by: girldog at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (zRsYY)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (X8p7j)
For me, Trump has been the only candidate in thirty years to hit my big three issues (1) mass immigration into USA and broken border (2) de-industrialization of the USA workforce once the wonder of the world (3) applying the RULE OF LAW to the ruling class
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (hA1V+)
He was in touch with voters' concerns, but they're right. He's a terrible politician who would have been crushed by Plugs.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (Xuv2G)
... such things are supposed to come in threes ...
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable"
And Pennsylvania makes 3.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (mBYZv)
Racine County is going 65/30 for Trump. Racine. Home of Wisconsin's Thriving Ghetto. For Trump!
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (dELE3)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (LOCmW)
John Harwood
Trump's over-performance is stunning and calls a lot about polling and likely-voter models into question
No shit, Sherlock.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:32 PM
Stuffed into a pair of skinny Levi's and duct taped to a stop sign.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (LQjcH)
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It's like having a wonderful dream of beautiful open and free landscapes......and then waking up still in the penitentiary.
Posted by: Soona at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (Fmupd)
yeah, I'm awake, but not there yet
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (qCMvj)
Otherwise known as Mud, Mud, Mud, and Deep Mud.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:27 PM (y3aQB)
I hate that guy. He's been anti-Trump from the get go.
Suck it Charlie!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable
He started out hating on the trade position but he learned to love trump for the corporate tax cuts. Seen him recently, he was pretty positive on Trump.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (0O7c5)
This gave me the warm fuzzies, for some reason.
Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (rP2JJ)
It seems like it's a projection based upon the last 100 votes that were counted, anywhere in the country.
That might be too complicated. Maybe they're using coin flips.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (ZIFyZ)
These are Reagan Democrats coming home to Trump.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Krauthammer, the idiot, claimed that Paula Ryan was a "reaganite". LOL. Back when Reagan was running Krauthammer was busy working for Mondale. That says about all one needs to know of Krauthammer's knowledge of Reaganism.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 08, 2016 11:08 PM (2yngH)
In the case of a tie the dem trunk votes start rolling in.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 11:10 PM (zc3
Don't Pence and Scrotumhead get called in to kick alternating field goals?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (s7hQ/)
I'm going to enjoy shoving that 'pumpkin' down your elitist throat.
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (Eabwd)
Please let me pay for the privilege of watching that.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (D2vc1)
855 Brit Hume, douche weasel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (voOPb)
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*ahem*
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Willy at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (1fwFw)
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Where have you been , sweetcheeks?
Blowing your boy McGuffin?
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (zu88C)
The Flaming Skull: Will it be wearing a Hillary bleached-blond shoulder-length do?
I thought about a Trump styling, but somehow Hillary on fire fits the Blagojevich Precident.
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (FlRtG)
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOUUUUUUU
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (7vTEZ)
Was anyone watching MeAgain at the beginning f the broadcast? She practically called it for Hillary! Now, of course, they backtrack.
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (a7FXx)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (w+Jhj)
They have no followers, except for people dependent like for example many beltway workers on the GOPE
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (hA1V+)
8-3 JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRAB PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (mBYZv)
Is there a flaming Trump hair skull?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (vyqqu)
I vote giant skull myself.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (/1KcA)
F*ck them
Posted by: Brain Dead Dem at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (g8Xz4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: havildar-major at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (5PN7q)
Bill Mitchell 7 minutes ago
Here's a shocker. NYTimes now says Trump has a 62% chance to win PA.
Now -- after almost all the polls close.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (kdS6q)
Urban areas take longer to count
I do not want another 2012 depression
Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (1TXSC)
That's what I'm afraid of too. Nervously hopeful
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (qCMvj)
As for manufacturing, I have been reading That Hideous Strength lately. At the part where NICE is calling the English working class a problem.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (3ShQW)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Z53PH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)
All precincts reporting? Or what %?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:38 PM (Z53PH)
Trump's first act should be humping me.
Posted by: Gaia at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (3GFMN)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (LOCmW)
Cher promised to leave Earth. That's going to be a hell of a GoFundMe.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:25 PM
No no no. Tear her head clean off and spike the football down her lying corrupt neck. Kick her in the taco for good measure.
Posted by: Evil Libertarian at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (7pJrz)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (P8951)
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Read 'em and weep, PMS-NBC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z8GE_I-0C4
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: H at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (xrgKT)
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (O2RFr)
The lamentations of the womyn have begun.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (mBYZv)
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For you guys that will have to console a Shrillary! woman in your life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILECaNm___I
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Eabwd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (3CFdj)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (4bjXi)
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (EOK/M)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (dELE3)
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Great, once we get this election squared away, they can let us know what they still need before they can accomplish a FUCKING thing.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (EZDs2)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (zu88C)
Which, frankly makes me relieved more than happy. After two elections where the United States supported a radical America-hating extremist, perhaps this nation has had enough.
At the very least, Hillary Clinton appears to have failed to turn a lifetime of cheating, lying, stealing, and corruption into a triumph, which is enough for me. I don't like the idea of "President Trump" but I like it a hell of a lot more than "President Clinton" again.
Pardon my French here but Fuck you Hillary. Fuck you hard you horrific bitch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (ef6pV)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:17 PM (dFi94)
Meh, I think he's malleable. I think he'll bend to Trump.
Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (h1usM)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (O6aZ4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: nahal dave at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (EcgoO)
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It does matter. It matters in the final tally.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (CFc5L)
demand that churchill bust back on day 1 for starters
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Z53PH)
This this oh God this.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: shiggz at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (G7wcY)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (iWW0H)
I want to end this night with "Miracles do happen."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (qCMvj)
"Do you believe in miracles?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (sdi6R)
AYFKM?
He says "put her in jail!" regularly at his rallies.
Does he want to piss off his voters that quickly?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Parker at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (ATuUs)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (o/90i)
Every time those losers refused to endorse him.
You do understand that the RNC and the RNCC are different organizations with different mandates, right?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (KRwzj)
Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (88xKn)
My financial advisor thought I was insane to put in a sell order at 2:00pm today.
I've been travelling all day. What's going on?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (gIJAl)
Posted by: 4thgengamecock at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (EUS2C)
YESSSS
that to me is what this is all about. if shrillary got to stack the supreme court the SMOD would be here years ahead of scheduled arrival. i think a lot of people ignored the judiciary in just how important this would be
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Z53PH)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (X8p7j)
GOODNIGHT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
HORDE! WE DID THIS! DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD!
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (xInes)
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My view? The biggest problems were former elected officials, current elected officials, and past failed presidential candidates. Not the "RNC" and the locals.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Eabwd)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (VV72c)
There is some earthquake going on up there. Somebody moved my cheese!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (1TXSC)
Now get the fuck out.
Posted by: D. Trump, before moving into the White House at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Se/yD)
We need a flaming trump skull.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Q5Ymk)
exactly. when you dont punish them, they repeat the behavior.
when you dont uproot the corruption, it spreads
push it to the max there Don
Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (swEzU)
That would be a mistake. Rome really went off the rails when politicians realized the only thing that could protect them was to stay in office. Going after people when they lose a political battle is just begging for a coup.
If they made me king for a day I'd change the rules such that retiring from politics brought you a pardon.
Posted by: Ace's deplorable liver, powering through at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (Xuv2G)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie"
I'd be all in for calling George Snunffleupagus' wife every day and asking her when they are moving to 0% crime Australia.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 11:37 PM (PY9jH)
I KNOW RIGHT!
And I want him to win large enough that Hillary has to concede.
Posted by: alexthechick - so so itchy at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: BuckIV at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (OwNJe)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (0O7c5)
C'mere, pudding!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Miley, 50 shades of red at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (rP2JJ)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (Z53PH)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (1TXSC)
Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (SUtNI)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (Y/E2d)
Posted by: Scott at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (V6aUE)
Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (XFS85)
Posted by: Bartender at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (JPzPc)
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (X8p7j)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (W2wn0)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (iWW0H)
Let's win it just the same. If he's got it let's put it out of reach
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (mbhDw)
He is leading WI, MI, and PA. Any one of them wins it for him.
NH and NV also win it for him.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (wfDW1)
There is some earthquake going on up there. Somebody moved my cheese!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (S6Pax)<<<
Johnson Sticks It To Feingold.
Posted by: Better Headlines at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (Se/yD)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:41 PM (OAlmw)
I saw that, and while I would take it: Dude, quit trying to be the 16 year old girl at the cotillion batting your eyelashes at all the young dudes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (92kX2)
Big enough slingshot ought to do it. Once she's high enough that it's considered "space", who cares what happens to her?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:44 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (LAe3v)
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP
..........TRUMP
......................TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP!!!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Anon at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (/YZl/)
I'm so old I can remember when the only people concerned with the stock market going down were the evil rich.
Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Hillary's Flying Monkeys at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (edBdg)
Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (9n0dl)
Sorry but I had begun to suspect nearly everyone was a Free &#it Brigand and I was really beginning to despair.
But the FSB - maybe is slightly less than half the nation.
Who knew?
Posted by: Jade Sea at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (T5ecd)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (X0CTs)
Should I hop on a subway and go to Trump Tower or is that a jinx???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (VmIEt)
exactly. when you dont punish them, they repeat the behavior.
when you dont uproot the corruption, it spreads
push it to the max there Don
Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 08, 2016 11:39 PM (swEzU)
That would be a mistake. Rome really went off the rails when politicians realized the only thing that could protect them was to stay in office. Going after people when they lose a political battle is just begging for a coup.
If they made me king for a day I'd change the rules such that retiring from politics brought you a pardon.
-this is exactly backwards. you shouldn't get a get out of jail free card because you lost a promotion. that is what breeds corruption. nobody else in america gets a "boys will be boys" card just because he didn't get promoted.
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (Z53PH)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (NUqwG)
The greatest insult he could deliver would be a pardon.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (AK5Ni)
THIS ! ! !
Assuming he wins, he should offer Hil & Bill full pardons conditioned on shutting down the Clinton Crime Foundation and handing over all it's money to real charities.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (80HyY)
One thing's for sure, there's no sleep to be had either way this turns.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (8aO2d)
That Dilbert dude.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (xhKov)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (Vevy5)
MI and WI and NH still within reach
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 11:42 PM (LuZz
Make Corbyn deliver it.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (/1KcA)
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (LojpD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (mBYZv)
There is some earthquake going on up there. Somebody moved my cheese!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 11:43 PM (S6Pax)<<<
Johnson Sticks It To Feingold.
Johnson whips out a victory.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (LAe3v)
Stop teasing me.
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (r5O/2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (mbhDw)
Go. Bring pudding.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (h1PKb)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (3Liv/)
CLINTON WINS POPULAR VOTE
Country Angrily Questions Racist "Electoral College"As Relic of Slaveholding Era
Posted by: New York Times Nov. 9, 2016 at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (OhTOr)
Now, as General Sherman said, let's be magnanimous in victory.
Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (+qnV+)
Posted by: Log Cabin at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (Wdipr)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (dkExz)
One thing's for sure, there's no sleep to be had either way this turns.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (8aO2d)
Right?? Talk about a gut punch.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (/1KcA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Darrell at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (lh2df)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (Mt8T4)
Would be a landslide otherwise.
No forgiveness.
Ynot. CAC. JohnE. all of you traitorous assholes.
Sleep in the beds you made.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (RhCUA)
Trump up by 82k in Michigan, 135k in Florida, 132K in North Carolina
How many ballots can fit in a trunk? Just askin for a friend.
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (eOUAk)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (RLdcX)
I'm scared to look at their weather forecasting page.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (X8p7j)
Screw that this is war. Stop being nice to those who hate you.
Hillary = jail.
Comey = jail.
Billy Jeff = jail.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (ej1L0)
_______________
I've had 3 cigarettes today, usually only have one, Nerves shot.
Posted by: BuckIV at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (O6aZ4)
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (Nwg0u)
(And I will be renewing my prescription if it stops "President Clinton" from being anything other than a reference to that rapist stoner.)
Also: President Trump?
Holy hell, the MSM should be, singularly and collectively, punched in the crotch.
Posted by: Captain Comic at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (WVYgu)
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (y3aQB)
I love the Private Stock with ginger ale and a wedge of lime. It's my favorite summer drink.
Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (/O5Ax)
Didn't See It Coming
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (qCMvj)
Charlie Daniels Band: In America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSxSc3ylAkg
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (8aO2d)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (yANQt)
I've got my Trump sticker and a Joker maniacal laughter pic ready from my cubicle already.
Posted by: havildar-major at November 08, 2016 11:47 PM (5PN7q)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (OAlmw)
And I hope NASA quits muslim outreach and gets in gear to send Cher to Mars.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Huma Weiner at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Se/yD)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (eM2Uz)
Cubs win.
Dylan wins.
Brexit wins.
Posted by: Darrell at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (lh2df)
One of these things is not like the others
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (LAe3v)
I know I'm in a minority here, but I'd rather have Toomey to confirm Trump's court picks than McGinty to vote against.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (7qAYi)
63% Pennsylvania
83% Wisconsin
74% Michigan
60% Iowa
Lets poach Oregon just for fun.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (XNdCd)
Of course. We do.
Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Qmwmf)
Posted by: Cooldrawg at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Kl+Pw)
"Mr. Trump, now that you have won the election using hate, will you help
heal the country from the wounds you caused? Will you offer Secretary
Clinton a cabinet post in your administration to help heal the country?"
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (NUqwG)
Why do I picture him doing the jacko!! move to this with his hand?
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 11:40 PM (mBYZv)
My Bronx friend is beside herself and I just said to hell with it and have been ragging on her for the last half hour or so.
She said she's gonna have to move out of America, and I offered to pay her fare. She's not happy with me, says I'm angry.
Damn fucking right I'm angry.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (e9mZG)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (yANQt)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (JmjOe)
Every time they saw a shocked and horrified face, they screamed "hate." Every time they saw tears, they screamed "bigot." Every time they heard disagreement, they screamed "racist."
Just how long can anyone get away with that, I guess we found out. I feared it would just go on forever.
Now, maybe... maybe some of it can be dialed back or eliminated. At the very least, they are slowed down.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (PtOP4)
Did anyone make a list of all the people threatening to move out of
America if Trump wins? I want them shamed if they are still here next
January.
And I hope NASA quits muslim outreach and gets in gear to send Cher to Mars.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (Ha50C)
I think there's a link on Drudge to a list.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (OhTOr)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (K0tm3)
Although *someone* should volunteer to take care of Milo's. Because he deserves it.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (3ShQW)
Which, frankly makes me relieved more than happy. After two elections where the United States supported a radical America-hating extremist, perhaps this nation has had enough.
At the very least, Hillary Clinton appears to have failed to turn a lifetime of cheating, lying, stealing, and corruption into a triumph, which is enough for me. I don't like the idea of "President Trump" but I like it a hell of a lot more than "President Clinton" again.
Pardon my French here but Fuck you Hillary. Fuck you hard you horrific bitch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Big U-turn for the USA, just what the doctor ordered.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (KQndB)
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 11:33 PM (Z53PH)
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I would like that very much. But he should politely ask, as a gentleman. Show the Queen that we know manners when we see them. Not like some people that were there before.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 11:46 PM (Mt8T4)
hell, I'd even read one of Ace's 5000 word movie reviews. Enthusiastically, even. More of the olden times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (h1PKb)
http://tinyurl.com/o2sn527
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Overheard at Trump HQ at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (edBdg)
Fuck you. I have standards.
Posted by: The Pig at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (OhTOr)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (7vTEZ)
Not a feeling I'm particularly used to.
Posted by: Sjg at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 11:49 PM (kP16F)
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I think he most likely has his gloat on. He won. She never did. He goes that way.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (CFc5L)
Max Leslie has opened his dive brakes and noses over towards the Soryu.
Americans gonna American
Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (Ojki1)
I like his earlier quote - "burn it all."
Posted by: Bomber at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Darrell at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (lh2df)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 11:48 PM (yANQt)
Amen and amen.
Someone grab some holy water.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (RhCUA)
Posted by: confuzzled at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (Ml6gO)
Posted by: Log Cabin at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (Wdipr)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Fish at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (jJt7b)
93% Trump
300 EV
This is better than the second time I got someone's bra off.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (kdS6q)
LMAO
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (dFi94)
This is almost as good as election night 1980!
Almost...
Posted by: Log Cabin at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (Wdipr)
1124 And that asshole Feingold loses in Wisconsin!!!!! YAY!!!!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (P8951)
Always a good time when Feingold loses
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (X0CTs)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (CNHr1)
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Jumpin' Jehosophat, what a day this is! Everybody take a victory lap!
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (FlRtG)
You stopped?
Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (Ojki1)
That Dilbert dude.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (xhKov)
And he's earned it. Who would have guessed that Scott Adams would turn out to be the top political pundit in America? He has been deadly accurate since the primaries.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: confuzzled at November 08, 2016 11:52 PM (Ml6gO)
Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands) at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (P8951)
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YES !!!!! Bye Bye Russ !!
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (dFi94)
Looking at the current results, Trump won blue collar, democrat lovin' Macomb County.
Yet Clinton has won the upper class, Republican stronghold of Oakland County.
Makes NO effing sense.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Croms Dirty Drawers at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (l2t1M)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 11:53 PM (yANQt)
Posted by: duncan at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (Z2KtO)
They are like isolated Japanese still fighting for the Emperor in the 1960s.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (OhTOr)
This shit is Game 7 on cocaine and steroids!!!!!!
Jesus, this is fuckin intense. (No shit Capt. Obvious, heh)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (NID8V)
Posted by: confuzzled at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (Ml6gO)
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I'd rather not discuss the ins and outs of this procedure.
You'll have to ask the gentlemen Morons for the details.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 11:51 PM (X0CTs)
And a stake, just to make sure he stays in the (political) coffin this time.
Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (onq2p)
no, I started at about 4pm ... got over a little FL NC jitters, riding a nice buzz now, looking for weeping Trump haters on FOX , listening to Coltrane, neocon haters not yet aware of their fate ... lying sellout losers ... that LOST
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (LhGBu)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Yeah, I'm not breaking out the booze yet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (29QcC)
Posted by: FITP at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (22ML0)
Not a feeling I'm particularly used to.
Posted by: Sjg at November 08, 2016 11:50 PM (gDSJf)
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Tell me about it. I don't know if I can do this twice within 7 days.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:54 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (QJIMk)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (Ya7zs)
===========================
Ahahahaha! When's the last time Wisconsin voted R for President? Abraham Lincoln?
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Al leppo at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (8ku2W)
By the way they're talking... it's over for the Wicked Witch.
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Brat4life at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (/rGEE)
Locally, Scott Garrett looks like he's in trouble. (He's the closest thing to a conservative in the NYC metro area.)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (ZsN9X)
Not a feeling I'm particularly used to.
Me too.....It scares me
Posted by: FITP at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (22ML0)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (P8951)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (Q5Ymk)
If RCP is accurate, it looks like Toomey is a goner.
Lotsa hate here for Toomey from gun owners.
And McGinty is the MILF. Another Kathy Kane.
The whole PA GOP senate history is complicated. Basically, Santorum endorsed Specter (instead of then conservative demigod Toomey) which totally pissed off the base.
So they sat home and gave us Bob Casey Jr. - on matters of principle.
It looks like they've done the same thing over again (over gun control and not endorsing Trump) to Toomey and given us another Democrat Senator.
Lotsa of well meaning but really stupid people here.
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 08, 2016 11:56 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: FITP at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (22ML0)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (OhTOr)
That it's folks! PRESIDENT ELECT TRUMP!
GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 11:57 PM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (XNdCd)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 11:55 PM (dFi94)
Reagan (though I'm sure you know that grammie), as I pointed out to my lib co workers today who were jittery (though I'm so going to love tomorrow if this actually holds up and somehow a plane full of ballots don't suddenly appear on the tarmac in all these states.
Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (Ojki1)
What say you, vueve cliquot, dom, or moet? I'm popping a bottle.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 11:58 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 08, 2016 11:35 PM (LQjcH)
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I'm not believing it either.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 08, 2016 11:59 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (QJIMk)
Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (XNdCd)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 09, 2016 12:00 AM (7vTEZ)
Posted by: Captain Comic at November 09, 2016 12:01 AM (WVYgu)
The Berniebots staying home may have doomed Hillary.
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Croms Dirty Drawers at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (l2t1M)
Sweenicus_Meridius, you are needed in the barrel.
That is all.
Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Frank Booth at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (8m2AC)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (rP4wG)
Posted by: Brat4life at November 09, 2016 12:02 AM (/rGEE)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 12:03 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: smackdab at November 09, 2016 12:04 AM (sO6CM)
Delicious Shadenfreude!
Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:05 AM (Wdipr)
Posted by: nw at November 09, 2016 12:06 AM (gaQbM)
Posted by: duncan at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (Z2KtO)
heal the country from the wounds you caused? Will you offer Secretary
Clinton a cabinet post in your administration to help heal the country?"
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 11:45 PM (NUqwG)
That's funny as hell when you figure in the fact that I've watched nothing but hate ads against Trump for the past couple months.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (jKUeC)
Posted by: MJ at November 09, 2016 12:07 AM (HdN1u)
Posted by: Limm at November 09, 2016 12:12 AM (K1JW0)
Posted by: Former King Barky at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Obakeinu at November 09, 2016 12:13 AM (ry4ab)
This can't be real.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 12:03
My Dad is in WI. Rep who voted for Trump. And my wife and I were the ones who prolly pushed him into it.
Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 12:24 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: groovemetal at November 09, 2016 12:30 AM (ficNf)
Posted by: duncan at November 09, 2016 12:32 AM (Z2KtO)
I reply to your stupid post:
Unity
Posted by: groovemetal at November 09, 2016 12:49 AM (ficNf)
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