Monday Night Overnight Open Thread (11/07/16) Election Eve Edition [Mis. Hum.]

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Quote of The Day, I

A theme here over the years has been the fact that the Conservative Movement has managed to conserve nothing. The reason they are in a crisis is the same reason a losing ball coach finds himself in jeopardy. People will tolerate only so much losing. A salesman, who cannot close deals, gets fired, even if he is the nicest guy in the world. What’s happening today is Official Conservatism™ is being fired. Why they hate us.

Quote of the day, II

"Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry." -Thomas Jefferson

Sounds familiar.


From the German files of unintended consequences. Europe is dissolving into chaos. Will this type of chaos spread to our shores? Time will tell. Fortunately for law abiding citizens here we have to right to protect themselves and our homes. For the time being.

The problem of no-go zones is especially acute in North Rhine-Westphalia (NRW), Germany's most populous state. According to the Rheinische Post, NRW problem areas include:

Aachen, Bielefeld, Bochum, Bonn, Bottrop, Dorsten, Duisburg, Düsseldorf, Essen, Euskirchen, Gelsenkirchen-Süd, Gladbeck, Hagen, Hamm, Heinsberg, Herne, Iserlohn, Kleve, Cologne, Lippe, Lüdenscheid, Marl, Mettmann, Minden, Mönchengladbach, Münster, Neuss, Oberhausen, Recklinghausen, Remscheid, Rhein-Erft-Kreis, Rhein-Sieg-Kreis, Solingen, Unna, Witten and Wuppertal.

In Duisburg, spiraling levels of violent crime perpetrated by migrants from the Middle East and the Balkans have turned parts of the city into de facto "no-go zones" for police, according to a confidential police report that was leaked to Der Spiegel.

Call the ONT old-fashioned and out of step at times. However, if you wish to be a people person and work in the service industry. Well unintended consequences.

Future evidence of at best-gridlock; at worst a national divorce?
Once again, a Federal Communications Commission attempt to lower the price inmates pay for phone calls has been blocked in court.

The FCC’s Democrats and Republicans have split on the issue. Republican Ajit Pai criticized Democrats yesterday, saying that this was the fourth time the appeals court stayed the FCC’s inmate calling rate regulations.

“I am not aware of any other proceeding in which the courts have intervened this frequently to block agency action,” Pai said. “It didn’t have to be this way. Three times I have urged my colleagues to adopt reasonable regulations that would substantially reduce interstate inmate calling rates and survive judicial scrutiny. Three times they have declined. And so here we are yet again—left with little more than a faded headline.”

If "They" can't agree upon something as simple as this what hope do we have for agreements on the big issues? Too big to fail? No. Too big to work.

Smart Military Blog news.The A-10 too useful to lose.

Are you still sitting on the fence regarding tomorrow's presidential election? We have debated pros/cons over the months. May the ONT propose one more reason to vote republican tomorrow?

Would you accept a second reason to vote Republican?

Between Stephanopoulos's donations to the Clinton Slush Fund and this declaration Republicans should have nothing ever to do with this guy. He's no more a journalist than I am a rocket scientist.

The GOP seriously has to consider whether or not participating in debates is the right thing to do? It is bad enough that the MSM is biased. It's worse than what we thought. The MSM and Dems collude together now.

Dirty Tricks in VA? It certainly looks like it. VA governor pardons 60,000 felons. Of course McAuliffe is in bed pig pen with Hillary.

James Comey's, Federal Bureau of Incompetence director had his crack staff go through 650,000 emails in 8 days.

But fortunately for Comey’s eyesight—and for Clinton’s presidential campaign—Trump is wrong: the FBI can review hundreds of thousands of emails in a week, using automated search and filtering tools rather than Flynn’s absurd notion of Comey reading the documents manually. “This is not rocket science,” says Jonathan Zdziarski, a forensics expert who’s consulted for law enforcement and worked as a systems administrator. “Eight days is more than enough time to pull this off in a responsible way.”

I call Bull Shit.

Nothing to see here. Move along. The maid promised not to tell anyone.

Janet Reno, RIP passed away. First vagina woman to serve as Attorney General. But she was a woman damn the qualifications.

A Top Ten moment of Janet Reno's Department of Justice.

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What does the Horde suggest for her Top 10 accomplishments?


No word if a pre-dawn, guns pulled raid was conducted. CA woman faces jail time for selling food on Facebook. San Joaquin County Deputy District Attorney Kelly McDaniel said that the group was sent a warning before the charges were given. She doesn't have enough brains to get out of a wet paper bag. She does have a future in the Department of Justice though.

The ONT is happy to report that all other social problems in California have been solved.

Except, California is inching forward to be the Balkans of The U.S.A. We don't need no stinking assimilation.

Who the F serves gluten free wedding cake? Why Chelsea Clinton does. To the tune of $11,000. Must have been some damn awesome frosting.

This is not a scientifically documented fact, But, the ONT opines that everyone reading tonight knows someone who has been afflicted with cancer or Alzheimer's Disease. Over the years there have been numerous breakthroughs on the cancer front. The publicity of the fight has increased. From Rush Limbaugh's Leukemia and Lymphoma donation day to the NFL's October Breast Cancer Awareness month.

It appears that there has been a new breakthrough in the fight against Alzheimer's. "The first FDA approved drug in over 10 years may be coming to market.

Researchers have found that pharmaceutical giant Merck’s new drug, verubecestat, can successfully switch off production of the toxic amyloid proteins believed to be behind the disease in preliminary trials.

Verubecestat stops amyloid proteins from forming the sticky plaques that disrupt signals inside the brains of Alzheimer’s patients. These brain plaques are the disease’s most visible sign that doctors can find.

Did you have a rough day today? Did your favorite NFL team lose? The significant other challenging you? The damn time change screw you over royally?

Right, wrong or otherwise. 10 companies that control the food industry.

Australia SSM bill voted down.

Despite strong popular support for marriage equality, Australia is seen as lagging behind other nations which allow homosexual couples the right to wed.

Same-sex couples can have civil unions or register their relationships in most Australian states, but the government does not consider them married under national law.

Obviously the SCOTUS has not sent over their instruction manual to the Australian courts.


Musical Interlude

Joni Mitchell turns 73 today.


Are lower fuel prices good for you? More money in your pocket? Lower food costs from planting to delivery to the grocery stores? Lower monthly heating and cooling bills? Meet people who want fuel prices to increase. Do you consider their position selfish?

The cross bow/long bow argument is sure to rear it's ugly head. However, there is one homeowner who swears by the long bow.

Samsung has not been having a good 4th quarter. First the exploding cell phone. Now the exploding washing machine.

Going to the polls tomorrow? Keep your eyes open and be careful out there. Unless, you are an illegal. Then everything is cool. Or so says That F*cking Guy.

Heated debate? The most impressive things about all 50 states. Opinions, they are like noses. Everyone has one.

Genius Award Winer

Feel good story of the day.

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Even kids with chicken pox loves The Group.


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Comments

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1 This ONT is emboldened!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 07, 2016 11:07 PM (Agn5J)

2 Awfully gray in here.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 07, 2016 11:07 PM (3C9q2)

3 Ahhhhh.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 07, 2016 11:08 PM (EnKk6)

4 Waco: What A Cook Out.

Posted by: Zombie Janet Reno at November 07, 2016 11:09 PM (FXW24)

5 Already voted, Trump of course. I was a Cruzie during the primary, but I can't think of one state he would win that Trump could not

Posted by: Cn at November 07, 2016 11:10 PM (wczgi)

6 RCP No Toss Ups Map shows Trump very close.

http://tinyurl.com/rcpfacts

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:10 PM (lpHNf)

7 Movie: _The Ruling Class with Peter O'Toole.
Now, back to content.


Posted by: gNewt...praying and voting at November 07, 2016 11:12 PM (TpMXn)

8 Good night everyone....



And Michael Moore, wherever you are you fat, sick, butch lesbian looking bastard, I hope you were right.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 07, 2016 11:12 PM (zpCuR)

9 And win, lose, or stolen, I have no more time for any GOPe. I have unsubscribed from nearly all politician's email lists, and plan to keep it that way. If you didn't support the peoples' choice, up your ass with a piece of glass

Posted by: Cn at November 07, 2016 11:12 PM (wczgi)

10 And thanks for a great ONT Mis. Hum.. I'm going to enjoy it tomorrow.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 07, 2016 11:13 PM (zpCuR)

11 wtf is the last pic?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:14 PM (Eabwd)

12 Ok good night Horde

Vote Trump tomorrow

Wear red

If you are on twatter use #IVoteTrump

And hugs to everyone.

Trumpinator, don't fail us now.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 11:14 PM (Om16U)

13 Keep the batteries fresh in your BS detector. Scott Foval on Twitter is fake account. Vote Bigly tomorrow and keep your sanity!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 11:14 PM (yMtCg)

14 Waco was pretty good bang for the buck.

Definitely Reno's greatest hit.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2016 11:15 PM (P/kVC)

15 Rigged!

Posted by: John Riggins at November 07, 2016 11:15 PM (FXW24)

16 Now that the ONT is up may I ask for prayers? My bosses brothers wife is dying of stomach cancer. They opened her up the other day to determine if they were going to remove her stomach based on whether the cancer had spread. It has spread everywhere so they just closed her back up. I've known these people for close to 30 years. Prayers for God to give them strength.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 07, 2016 11:15 PM (CNHr1)

17 Whoever plastered over that light switch must have been...well...


...er...plastered!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2016 11:16 PM (wPiJc)

18 Great content Mis Hum!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 07, 2016 11:16 PM (EnKk6)

19 Evening all.

Just to catch up, there will be no group hug for this boy. I wish the same thing on RINOs and NeverTrumpers as I do the Prog scum.

*mumble mumble mumble*

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 07, 2016 11:16 PM (aBJ2d)

20 The Farmers insurance commercial with the doggehs synchronize swimming in the flooded living room is too cute.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:16 PM (Eabwd)

21 11 wtf is the last pic?
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:14 PM (Eabwd

Well, the drywallers thought it was a bump.
The homeowner thought it was a light switch.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 07, 2016 11:16 PM (voOPb)

22 wtf is the last pic?

Posted by: at November 07, 2016 11:14 PM (Eabwd)

Why you tape off light switches when applying stucco texture to your walls.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2016 11:16 PM (P/kVC)

23 Fascinating finish to the first half.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2016 11:16 PM (0tfLf)

24 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12752

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 07, 2016 11:17 PM (vBeA5)

25 Yeah, see it now.

lol

Thought it was some fucked up modern art.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:17 PM (Eabwd)

26 Brace yourselves and have a stiff drink tonight.

Because the odds are tomorrow won't be pretty.

Posted by: Bill Winner at November 07, 2016 11:17 PM (QPfiT)

27 Stay the course! Be of good cheer! Endeavor to persevere.


I'll look in after the erection.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2016 11:18 PM (wPiJc)

28 I always thought using armed force to send an innocent child back to Fidel Castro's hellhole in Cuba was one of the great achievements of the Clinton the First's Reign!

Think what goodness can will happen under Queen Clinton the Second!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 07, 2016 11:18 PM (wCEn4)

29 I was born in Dusseldorf and that is why they call me Rolf.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at November 07, 2016 11:18 PM (/zyrl)

30 Ok good night Horde



Vote Trump tomorrow



Wear red



If you are on twatter use #IVoteTrump



And hugs to everyone.



Trumpinator, don't fail us now.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 07, 2016 11:14 PM (Om16U)


I'm wearing a blue suit, but brown underwear.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 07, 2016 11:18 PM (cmE8J)

31 Cheap cigar, expensive booze, then bed. Later all.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2016 11:18 PM (wPiJc)

32 Voting tomorrow: MAGA!!!!

Will not be online again until Wed. night. (Hopefully, to celebrate Teh Donald's WIN.)

*bows head*

*prays*

....

Folks:

It ain't over 'til it's over, polls be damned...

The ONLY poll that matters, is the one we participate in tomorrow.

Have Faith!

Have Courage!

Have an excellent evening!

Ace: Thank you for this "safe space" to be Conservative! (among other things, lol!)

Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 07, 2016 11:19 PM (044Fx)

33 Seeing the Joni Mitchell vid reminds me of something I saw on one of our local PBS stations last night. A show called Speakeasy had Graham Nash and Rita Coolidge on to speak with each other and reminisce. Rita claimed that she and she alone wrote 90% of Layla and it was stolen from her by Derek and the Dominoes. It was always my understanding that it was mostly written by Eric Clapton about his love for George Harrison's wife. Now I don't know what to think.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 07, 2016 11:19 PM (jKUeC)

34 Soon we get to vote.


Soon..........

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2016 11:19 PM (J+eG2)

35 Thought it was some fucked up modern art.
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:17 PM (Eabwd)
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It is now. It made it to the inter-net.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 07, 2016 11:19 PM (NUqwG)

36 "She deleted over 33,000 emails after receiving a Congressional subpoena."
--Donald Trump

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:19 PM (lpHNf)

37 From the German files of unintended consequences.

++++

I would dispute that the consequences are unintended. Divide and conquer is a strategy that is as old as civilization, and the left in particular embraces the tactic. Importing a bunch of outsiders who are ethnically, religiously, and civilizationally at odds with the native population makes for some fault lines that will be easy to exploit.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 07, 2016 11:19 PM (R+30W)

38 Tomorrow, I will continue to care for Carl.

I will continue to piss off the staff here.

I'll even watch some old Raider games.

What I will not do is watch any news.

I have y'all for that

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:20 PM (Eabwd)

39 I came across this non political youtube that is IMO interesting for gearheads and history buffs. It's all about the first mass produced V8 and Ford production in 1932. Warning it's a little over an hour long and big on banjo music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RB3z1er9Sw

Posted by: Willy J. at November 07, 2016 11:20 PM (Ha50C)

40 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 07, 2016 11:15 PM (CNHr1)

Prayers up J45!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 07, 2016 11:20 PM (wCEn4)

41 What does the Horde suggest for her Top 10 accomplishments?
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I very much doubt the sequence of events that led to Oklahoma City happens if she didn't burn up all those folks in Waco.

Posted by: Methos at November 07, 2016 11:20 PM (3Liv/)

42 Trump's final rally is still at least an hour away and the RSB feed already has 12,000 viewers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLERzuzgOaY

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2016 11:20 PM (+p/8B)

43 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 07, 2016 11:15 PM (CNHr1)


Done. That's heartbreaking news.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 07, 2016 11:20 PM (zpCuR)

44 Bleach the bitch

Off to.the gym.

Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2016 11:20 PM (0pMBV)

45 Epic ONT MisHum.
Ace is making me sad downstairs. He has really lost so much bc of this election cycle.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 07, 2016 11:20 PM (6IPEM)

46 Oh,

And pray like I never prayed before.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:21 PM (Eabwd)

47 Is politics banned on the ONT tonight?

HAHAHAHHAHHA.

Um... Is it?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 07, 2016 11:21 PM (5a8XA)

48 Verubecestat, eh.

/makes note to ask dad's neurologist about it

Tired today, hoping dad can stay off the floor all night. Early day to hit that voting booth.

And a quick word to all you assholes out there who smug it up waiting to say I-told-you-so while never offering any help to those in the fight, even when they went out of their way to help you in the past, but you won't lift a finger?

Time's coming.

And I'm out of patience.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 07, 2016 11:22 PM (vyqqu)

49 I thought reports of no-go zones in Europe were a right wing American fantasy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:22 PM (IqV8l)

50 From the German files of unintended consequences. Europe is dissolving into chaos. Will this type of chaos spread to our shores? Time will tell. Fortunately for law abiding citizens here we have to right to protect themselves and our homes. For the time being.

Germany has given us a foreshadowing of how the left operates. Like a predator that encroaches silently right up close to its prey until the prey cannot escape, the left silently encroaches upon you, while nothing has seemingly changed for you, so you go on thinking things will continue as they are. So maybe the liberal multi culti pipe dreams were correct after all, and the conservatives are paranoid. And then, snap! They spring the trap. You've been surrounded, and it's too late to do anything.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 11:22 PM (dtWKK)

51 16 Now that the ONT is up may I ask for prayers? My bosses brothers wife is dying of stomach cancer. They opened her up the other day to determine if they were going to remove her stomach based on whether the cancer had spread. It has spread everywhere so they just closed her back up. I've known these people for close to 30 years. Prayers for God to give them strength.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 07, 2016 11:15 PM (CNHr1)

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You got it.

Fuck cancer.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:22 PM (Eabwd)

52 A theme here over the years has been the fact that the Conservative Movement has managed to conserve nothing. The reason they are in a crisis is the same reason a losing ball coach finds himself in jeopardy. People will tolerate only so much losing. A salesman, who cannot close deals, gets fired, even if he is the nicest guy in the world. What's happening today is Official Conservatism is being fired. Why they hate us.

Conservatism isn't a movement. It isn't even a constructed ideology. Rather than being procscripting, it is descriptive, and mandates no particular movement, strategy, or plan.

It is the common refrain of the Alt-Right that they are not conservative and what have the conservatives conserved?

What conservatives have tried to do is fight back against overwhelming odds against the Leviathan the Progressive Left have built up, an to act as stewards for, and conservators of, out great civic heritage.

That the odd have been, are, and will continue to be long, does not belie this.

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 07, 2016 11:22 PM (vBeA5)

53 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 07, 2016 11:15 PM (CNHr1)

Will pray for your friend with stomach cancer; I have a friend with recurrent throat cancer, so I know what it's like to watch someone you care about struggle with an ugly disease. Of course I will add your friend and her family to my prayer list.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 07, 2016 11:22 PM (3C9q2)

54 In the UK the Labor party purposely imported a fuck ton of goat humpers to dilute the electorate

Posted by: origional Jake at November 07, 2016 11:23 PM (suPG9)

55 I just want to say that I've just had one of the biggest disappointments of this election year:

Ralph Peters: Clinton is corrupt, greedy and despicable but I have to vote for her over Trump
https//youtu.be/4_8i5MsaJe4


I had a lot of respect for Ralph Peters, until this evening. Now, I'm afraid, I will never have the slightest respect for him ever again. Apparently another tragic case of election-provoked psychic dissonance.

Crazy conspiratorial commenter Mark Dice has it more together than Col. Peters:

Voting for Gary Johnson Helps Hillary Clinton - Here's Why
https//youtu.be/RAJBrnFQj_I

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 07, 2016 11:23 PM (5a8XA)

56 Everyone I listen to is incredibly sober and somber tonight like they're all bracing for a loss.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 07, 2016 11:23 PM (6IPEM)

57 33 Seeing the Joni Mitchell vid reminds me of something I saw on one of our local PBS stations last night. A show called Speakeasy had Graham Nash and Rita Coolidge on to speak with each other and reminisce. Rita claimed that she and she alone wrote 90% of Layla and it was stolen from her by Derek and the Dominoes. It was always my understanding that it was mostly written by Eric Clapton about his love for George Harrison's wife. Now I don't know what to think.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 07, 2016 11:19 PM (jKUeC)

Coolidge is lying.
Patti Boyd stole the hearts of 3 musicians
There have been at least 3 songs written for her. By these 3.
I have it saved for a future ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 07, 2016 11:24 PM (voOPb)

58 Speaking of...

My out-of-town son and my daughter haven't been without their sibling disputes, but tonight they had an amicable discussion in which it seems she actually managed to talk him out of voting for Johnson.

(To be fair, voting for Johnson was for him a "I won't be held responsible" thing, as we all know Trump will sweep Oklahoma.)

*

Daughter just finished helping us research all the downballot races and state questions, including those regarding the death penalty, 10 commandments, and booze.

Sell cold full-strength beer in groceries? Outrageous! Oooohhhhhhklahoma....

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 07, 2016 11:24 PM (5a8XA)

59 What does the Horde suggest for her Top 10 accomplishments?



How about 82 accomplishments? Like murders?



http://tinyurl.com/l9orw3c




Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2016 11:24 PM (NbJXF)

60 Layla, Something, Wonderful Tonight.

Posted by: davidt at November 07, 2016 11:25 PM (XoldI)

61 >> Everyone I listen to is incredibly sober and somber tonight like they're all bracing for a loss.



Gaslighting is tough on a lot of people.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2016 11:25 PM (hCJsF)

62 is the last picture a lightswitch?

Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2016 11:25 PM (uJTTn)

63 Remember folks -
Its not how you vote that counts, but who counts the votes!

Posted by: Wrong week to quit sniffing glue at November 07, 2016 11:25 PM (L7t0A)

64 'sup Comrades

Posted by: whatmeworry? at November 07, 2016 11:26 PM (dZGNV)

65 >> Rita claimed that she and she alone wrote 90% of Layla


She was also the 5th Beatle.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2016 11:26 PM (hCJsF)

66 6
RCP No Toss Ups Map shows Trump very close.



http://tinyurl.com/rcpfacts

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:10 PM (lpHNf)

So if Trump takes NH it goes to the House as a tie!!

Fitting end to this election. Fcking them in the House.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2016 11:26 PM (NbJXF)

67 >> Rita claimed that she and she alone wrote 90% of Layla


and all of 'Behind Blue Eyes'.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2016 11:26 PM (hCJsF)

68 65 >> Rita claimed that she and she alone wrote 90% of Layla


She was also the 5th Beatle.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2016 11:26 PM (hCJsF)

FUCK!!!!
WHAT ABOUT ME???
Posted by: Pete Best

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 07, 2016 11:27 PM (voOPb)

69 @42

Hillary is have a MIDNIGHT concert on the campus of NC State with Bon Jovi

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2016 11:28 PM (NbJXF)

70 Carl is no longer eating, and he's having much more difficulty breathing, even on oxygen.

He is DNR, because he doesn't want his ribs busted and put on a machine, and I don't think I'd be able to deal with having to make the choice to pull the plug.

He's sleeping mostly now, and except for signaling for some water, is pretty much out of it. Talking is difficult for him.

Lung cancer is evil, and it definitely has me considering quitting.

Just not right now...

Watching someone waste away, when just a few months ago was climbing up and down ladders is surreal.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:29 PM (Eabwd)

71 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 07, 2016 11:24 PM (voOPb)

I knew that, or I thought I did. She said that right near the beginning of the conversation and it blew my mind. Basically she ended up going to Derek and the Dominoes' manager and he basically told her "what are you going to do, you're just a girl."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 07, 2016 11:29 PM (jKUeC)

72 6 RCP No Toss Ups Map shows Trump very close.

http://tinyurl.com/rcpfacts

If Trump flips Colorado, New Hampshire, Michigan, or Pennsylvania on that map he wins.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 07, 2016 11:29 PM (CWK2W)

73 Rita claimed that she and she alone wrote 90% of Layla and it was stolen from her by Derek and the Dominoes. It was always my understanding that it was mostly written by Eric Clapton about his love for George Harrison's wife.

What is 90% of Layla? Layla is a 7 note riff. This is not exactly JS Bach.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 11:30 PM (dtWKK)

74 If that pre-half call was correct, then every team facing a last second field goal should jump the snap and blow up the other team's kicker.

I don't like either of these teams, but if I were the Bills then Houschka would be in an air cast by the end of the third quarter.

Posted by: Black Phillip the Bauriar at November 07, 2016 11:30 PM (bS6uW)

75 Final Trump rally in Gerald Ford's home town?



MI must be in play

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2016 11:30 PM (NbJXF)

76 Europe is dissolving into chaos. Will this type of chaos spread to our shores? Time will tell.


There are too many Europeans. Culling the herd of the weaklings is no bad thing.

Same thing here, to a lesser extent. For now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2016 11:30 PM (SRKgf)

77 What conservatives have tried to do is fight back against
overwhelming odds against the Leviathan the Progressive Left have built
up



That has been constant surrender. How is that working out?

Posted by: cm9000 at November 07, 2016 11:30 PM (vYaiw)

78 Thank you all so much. Her name is Linda. Now I'm off to bed to have what will probably be a very fitful night of sleep.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 07, 2016 11:30 PM (CNHr1)

79 Samsung has not been having a good 4th quarter. First the exploding cell phone. Now the exploding washing machine.

++++

Yeah, that washing machine thing is no joke. Surprised someone hasn't been hurt yet.

https://youtu.be/dq6T5BojXc8

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 07, 2016 11:31 PM (R+30W)

80 75 Final Trump rally in Gerald Ford's home town?



MI must be in play
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2016 11:30 PM (NbJXF)


Rain forecast for Detroit tomorrow.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 07, 2016 11:31 PM (CWK2W)

81 What conservatives have tried to do is fight back against
overwhelming odds against the Leviathan the Progressive Left have built
up


That has been constant surrender. How is that working out?

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Conservatives or GOP?

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (ZFwAZ)

82 Not sure I can endure yet another kidney punch to my faith in the republic.

But hey! That's what booze is for.

Cheers!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Whose Liver Hates Him at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (h1PKb)

83 >> had a lot of respect for Ralph Peters

I had a lot of respect for Stalin until...

Fuck them all. If they're pissing into the tent then hit their stream with the 220VAC until they shut up.

Maybe you don't pitch Trump but Hillary's a goddam crook worse than Nixon and pimpinget for her is worse than shit.

Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (0pMBV)

84 Prayers up for Linda, Jewell.

Prayers for you too.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (Eabwd)

85 Are you still sitting on the fence regarding tomorrow's presidential election? We have debated pros/cons over the months. May the ONT propose one more reason to vote republican tomorrow?


Besides a beating with a sack full of grapefruit?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (0F67M)

86 Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:29 PM (Eabwd)

Prayers for you both.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (Ha50C)

87 Hey everybody. Great thought experiment for the Horde tonight:

Let's go ahead and assume/imagine Trump wins. What do you think BO will have written to/for him in the traditional letter left in the Oval Office, from an outgoing president to an incoming one?

I know I wouldn't mind seeing what LBJ had written to Nixon in January 1969; as I just shared at another blog, I imagine it was a verbose 1969 equivalent of "WTF?!?!?" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)

88 I think the high point of Rita's career was when her boobies starred in the movie Pat Garret and Billy the Kid.

Posted by: davidt at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (XoldI)

89 Brother Jim,

Check your Smoke On The Water contact email....

Should help clear up comms...;-)

Plus Outstandin ONT MH.....much appreciated.

Evenin Horde of Victory.....gonna party like 1980 RR style Tuesday night.....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (NID8V)

90 I saw Splody Washing Maching open up for Dirty Laundry in the Pontiac Dome back in '53

Posted by: origional Jake at November 07, 2016 11:33 PM (suPG9)

91 Prayers for everyone dealing with cancer. Been there, seen that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 07, 2016 11:33 PM (vyqqu)

92 Was Reno the first openly gay cabinet member?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2016 11:33 PM (0F67M)

93 Grump, Reno claimed to have just been an "old maid."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)

94 What is 90% of Layla? Layla is a 7 note riff. This is not exactly JS Bach.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 11:30 PM (dtWKK)

Totally beside the point. She says it's her song and history tells us different.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 07, 2016 11:34 PM (jKUeC)

95 Who the F serves gluten free wedding cake? Why Chelsea Clinton does. To the tune of $11,000. Must have been some damn awesome frosting.


Anthony ... you didn't ... tell me you didn't ... no, wait, I wasn't there, and I didn't eat any of the cake, so ... OK, tell me you DID.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2016 11:34 PM (SRKgf)

96 I'm supposed to have unalienable rights. Why do I even have to be angsting about losing them now? Oh yes. Sandra Fluke wants me to pay for her birth control and our rights are a small price to pay for her promiscuity. I WANT TO BE RID OF THESE STUPID, PERVERSE IDIOTS.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 11:34 PM (dtWKK)

97 Anyway.

Janet Reno was great back in the 80s as the lead singer of Loverboy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)

98 Ace -- Trump is the black swan.

Posted by: Puzzled Dolphin at November 07, 2016 11:34 PM (SEWg5)

99 Conservatives or GOP?

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (ZFwAZ)


GOP. Establishment in general.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 07, 2016 11:34 PM (vYaiw)

100 Grump, Reno claimed to have just been an "old maid."


Hmm. I knew someone loosely affiliated and he said it was no secret in Miami.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2016 11:35 PM (0F67M)

101 I don't get the final picture. What am I looking at?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 07, 2016 11:35 PM (R+30W)

102 Voting tomorrow! ! I will do my part to MAGA! My daddy is watching and he hated the Clintons with the intensity of a 1000 suns.

Posted by: Jmel at November 07, 2016 11:35 PM (tv+BP)

103 had a lot of respect for Ralph Peters


Isn't he the one who called Obama a pussy on FNC?

Posted by: Bill R. at November 07, 2016 11:35 PM (jKUeC)

104 SMFH and DeplorableJewells45-

I don't post often, and I almost never post in the ONT, but I just wanted to say how sorry I am, and that I'm praying for you both.

And to SMFH, I've been reading your posts for the last few weeks now, and I can't imagine where you get the strength to stand up to the hell you and Carl are going though. God bless you and keep you strong.

Posted by: LawLurker at November 07, 2016 11:36 PM (Oav92)

105 I'm enjoying rereading Dickens' " A Tale of Two Cities," and just began chapter 7, "Monsigneur in Town."

Dickens is wittily describing the doings of one of the high lords of the French court, with all the excess of wealth, and the wanton disregard for the commoners.

One could substitute Madame for Monsigneur, and it would be about Cankles.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 07, 2016 11:36 PM (U6f54)

106 What conservatives have tried to do is fight back against
overwhelming odds against the Leviathan the Progressive Left have built
up

That has been constant surrender. How is that working out?
Posted by: cm9000 at November 07, 2016 11:30 PM (vYaiw)


Establishment types have certainly surrendered, but actual conservatives are simply trying to navigate a continuously narrowing path forward. Gambling everything on "speaking truth to power" simply burns the bridge before you.

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 07, 2016 11:36 PM (vBeA5)

107 Janet Reno had to be one of the ugliest women I have ever seen.

Can't imagine anyone, male or female, allowing her anywhere near their genitalia.

Ugh.

Hope Saddam is getting buttfucked by her with a barbed strapon.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:37 PM (Eabwd)

108 test

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Whose Liver Hates Him at November 07, 2016 11:37 PM (h1PKb)

109 Was Reno the first openly gay cabinet member?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2016 11:33 PM (0F67M)


Nope.

Posted by: Cyrus Vance at November 07, 2016 11:37 PM (cmE8J)

110 Hotel was within their rights not hire tattoo twat. Knuckle tattoos are strictly jailhouse chic. One or two, small, tasteful tattoos in places where they can be covered by normal clothing, no problem. Looking like the side of a railcar, big problem. Can you say, "Bad judgement"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2016 11:37 PM (CUYn5)

111 Was Reno the first openly gay cabinet member?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2016 11:33 PM (0F67M)


Was Reno ever open about being a bull dyke? I thought it was just assumed.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 07, 2016 11:38 PM (vYaiw)

112 It might also be that Reno was over 6 feet tall and female. Women like that have trouble finding good men. Or any men at all over 6 feet tall who aren't dating pixies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2016 11:38 PM (6FqZa)

113 ..awesome ont OB muchas gracias!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 07, 2016 11:39 PM (76Nj2)

114 Hope Saddam is getting buttfucked by her with a barbed strapon.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:37 PM (Eabwd)

If South Park taught us anything, it's that Satan is Saddam's bitch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Whose Liver Hates Him at November 07, 2016 11:39 PM (h1PKb)

115 Well, as well as being tall, she was also butt ugly. So there was that too.

I was trying to be charitable. Sort of.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2016 11:39 PM (6FqZa)

116 Australia SSM bill voted down.

Despite strong popular support for marriage equality, Australia is seen as lagging behind other nations which allow homosexual couples the right to wed.
Same-sex couples can have civil unions or register their relationships in most Australian states, but the government does not consider them married under national law.


This is odd. I'd read several times that Australia was the "gayest nation" in the world. That 20% of their population was gay, that old, single women were advised by the government to enter into lesbian relationships. Guess that was just more media bs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 11:39 PM (dtWKK)

117 Call the ONT old-fashioned and out of step at times. However, if you wish to be a people person and work in the service industry. Well unintended consequences.

If you've got visible tattoos, you should expect employment, if any, to involve overalls, a mop, and a bucket, and to consider yourself lucky at that.

One hires for judgment. Anyone who has tattoos (apart from the military type forearm/shoulder ones that are not generally visible) is proclaiming to the world that he has no judgment whatsoever, and is suitable at best for menial labor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2016 11:40 PM (SRKgf)

118 Remember folks: A coward dies a 1000 times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 07, 2016 11:40 PM (hVdx9)

119 What do you think BO will have written to/for him in the traditional letter left in the Oval Office

I wonder who he'll have write it out. We all know the Laziest Man In Show Business can't write anything but his name.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2016 11:40 PM (7H/2n)

120 I will be plopping down whatever it is, $9/month? for Amazon Prime for one exclusive show that starts on November 18th, The Grand Tour.

https://youtu.be/GbPtpZUdyds

That is one of the things I am looking forward to regardless of the outcome tomorrow. Oh, and Dishonored 2 releases at the end of the week for us gaming nerds. That will be fun.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 07, 2016 11:40 PM (AJeMv)

121 This is odd. I'd read several times that Australia was the "gayest nation" in the world. That 20% of their population was gay, that old, single women were advised by the government to enter into lesbian relationships. Guess that was just more media bs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2016 11:39 PM (dtWKK)



First time for everything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2016 11:40 PM (SRKgf)

122 Lovin'me some AATW. Grew up listening to Bob Wills. Thanks MisHum for te great content!

Posted by: connielu at November 07, 2016 11:41 PM (ylpXB)

123 92
Was Reno the first openly gay cabinet member?

Posted by: Grump928(C)

No, she was the first Sasquatch cabinet member.

Posted by: scrood at November 07, 2016 11:41 PM (BbkFr)

124 Thanks Lawlurker.

Things can always be worse.

I could have been related to the Clintons.

THAT would be hell

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:41 PM (Eabwd)

125 72 http://tinyurl.com/rcpfacts
If Trump flips Colorado, New Hampshire, Michigan, or Pennsylvania on that map he wins.

Yes -- if he does well in one state, he will likely do well in others. In that scenario, we could see Trump with 300 electoral votes before the Dems start litigation.

Of course, we should expect the worst if we can manage it. I plan to watch Fox or Fox Business live telling myself that Hillary will win, but at the same time recording MSNBC or CNN or some other MSM network in the background.

If Hillary wins, I will delete the MSM recording unwatched.

But if Trump wins, its schadenfreude time, baby. Fire up the DVR the next night with popcorn and watch the crushing of their hopes and dreams.

But I'm not expecting that, of course.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:41 PM (lpHNf)

126 Janet Reno couldn't take me on the basketball court. My game was too street!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 07, 2016 11:41 PM (FXW24)

127 Janet Reno was great back in the 80s as the lead singer of Loverboy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)


She was awesome on "The Professional". She'll be missed.

Posted by: WTF Do I Know at November 07, 2016 11:41 PM (cmE8J)

128 Conservatism in the defense of classical liberalism is no vice; conservatism in the defense of Progressive corporatist national socialism is no virtue.

The lesser evil is better than the greater evil.

We do what we can with what we have.

The fight for freedom is never won. It is the struggle itself which is the point of the whole thing.

Chins up, Morons. The most important battle is inside your own (flaming) skull.

Posted by: filbert, checking in from down under at November 07, 2016 11:42 PM (/Q6zT)

129 I would dispute that the consequences are unintended. Divide and conquer is a strategy that is as old as civilization, and the left in particular embraces the tactic. Importing a bunch of outsiders who are ethnically, religiously, and civilizationally at odds with the native population makes for some fault lines that will be easy to exploit.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 07, 2016 11:19 PM (R+30W)
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you are right - assimilation empowers the people, but separation powers the kings.

Posted by: batterup at November 07, 2016 11:42 PM (mtGE/)

130 Hillary is have a MIDNIGHT concert on the campus of NC State with Bon Jovi

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2016 11:28 PM (NbJXF)

Never did like that douchebag. Either of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2016 11:43 PM (CUYn5)

131 Juvenal on the possibility of a Hillary victory...

The people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself no more, and longs eagerly for just two things - bread and circuses!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2016 11:43 PM (aZq03)

132 113
It might also be that Reno was over 6 feet tall and female. Women like
that have trouble finding good men. Or any men at all over 6 feet tall
who aren't dating pixies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

The way to a shorter man's heart is through his stomach!

Posted by: Zombie Julia Child at November 07, 2016 11:43 PM (BbkFr)

133 Hillary's only appeal is to the college age youth vote. Problem is there is not enough of thst youth out there. And in early vote states they have already voted.

All these concerts at this point are not adding any significant votes to Hillary.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 07, 2016 11:43 PM (BS8yt)

134 93 Grump, Reno claimed to have just been an "old maid."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)



I believe her. Just like I just never found quite the right girl.

Posted by: Fabulous Lindsey Graham at November 07, 2016 11:43 PM (SRKgf)

135 Our priest have been candid about voting Catholic values. Life is the issue..They know that Hillary wants the Catholic hospitals and schools. They are a hindrance to government monopoly on health and education. People have walked out of their sermons. Good riddance.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 07, 2016 11:44 PM (76Nj2)

136 How many painkillers, mood pills and "muscle relaxants" do you suppose Hillary is shot full of tonight?

I'd guess there's professional racehorses less doped up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:44 PM (u8kLQ)

137 The way to a shorter man's heart is through his stomach!

Posted by: Zombie Julia Child at November 07, 2016 11:43 PM (Bb



Close. It's actually a tad lower than that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2016 11:45 PM (SRKgf)

138 Janet Reno top 10?

Elian of course
Waco
Ruby Ridge
Bobby Fijnje persecution (in her FL days)

There were also others she persecuted for implausible, if not impossible, charges of brutal ritualized sexual abuse of children.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 07, 2016 11:45 PM (0mRoj)

139 wow.....ace turned on my cam and took a picture....

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at November 07, 2016 11:45 PM (VDc7u)

140 139 How many painkillers, mood pills and "muscle relaxants" do you suppose Hillary is shot full of tonight?

I'd guess there's professional racehorses less doped up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:44 PM (u8kLQ)

If she still prowls the earth, then not enough.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 07, 2016 11:45 PM (76Nj2)

141 >>>62 is the last picture a lightswitch?

Looks like somebody plastered over a light switch

Posted by: wooga at November 07, 2016 11:45 PM (n5VsB)

142 Importing a bunch of outsiders who are ethnically, religiously, and civilizationally at odds with the native population makes for some fault lines that will be easy to exploit.
***
The interesting question will be how long the left can control the Islamists it is bringing in.

Modern Islamism began as a reaction to 1950's era American small town culture and its "hedonism". How long will Islam serve the left that views hedonism as a core virtue?

And on a less violent, but no more problematic note - how long will Latins work to support retired upper middle class liberals?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2016 11:45 PM (aZq03)

143 Or any men at all over 6 feet tall who aren't dating pixies.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2016 11:38 PM (6FqZa)

Gabriel Reese was hurricane/screen door material at 6'2 back in the day

Kerrri Walsh is not bad for 6'3" either

Posted by: origional Jake at November 07, 2016 11:45 PM (suPG9)

144 107 Why is Hillary in PA and NC tonight? I don't think it has much to due with her race....
Posted by: Depressed

If I was a Hillary Clinton troll, I would be depressed, too.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:45 PM (lpHNf)

145 99% of the people I know offline are fully in the tank for Evil Murderbitch.

I don't know how to keep sane anymore.

My grandfather was usually always conservative, but now that he's 86 and about to die, he wants Evil Murderbitch to win so that she can ban guns.

My coworkers want Evil Murderbitch to win because Abortion.

My boss wants Evil Murderbitch to win because he hates me and wants to see me miserable (even though he said he'd rather have an actual Communist as president).

My cousins want Evil Murderbitch because every last one of them is LGBT.

Please, God, if you're out there, but Trump over the top so that everybody I know that bows at Evil Murderbitch's feet are humiliated.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2016 11:46 PM (Vevy5)

146 >>>Close. It's actually a tad lower than that.


So you're single?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 07, 2016 11:46 PM (voOPb)

147 Big Sis was Clinton's THIRD nomination as AG.

The first two womyn were suppressed by the patriarchy.

/s

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2016 11:46 PM (EZebt)

148 Evenin' everyone.

Met some friends from way back for dinner tonight at a pizza joint.

Remembered why I don't do that more often.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 07, 2016 11:47 PM (IcT7t)

149 There were also others she persecuted for implausible, if not impossible, charges of brutal ritualized sexual abuse of children.
***
It is amazing that the people that turned the witch trials of the early colonial era into a metaphor for those that opposed them went ahead and ran honest to goodness witch trials in the 90s.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2016 11:47 PM (aZq03)

150 OK, gonna stay delurked for one last post.

Can I just say fuck my fucking alma mater for hosting the FAB tonight? On sacred ground no less (Reynolds Coliseum). I'm a proud member of the Wolfpack, but jeez it burns me to see her close this campaign there. That's the last damn time I even think about joining the alumni association and donating money.

Would that David Thompson shows up to dunk her ass in a vat of boiling oil.

Posted by: LawLurker at November 07, 2016 11:47 PM (Oav92)

151 "Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry." -Thomas Jefferson

So what is the word for...

"That which is legal for Democrats/Liberals, but illegal for everyone else."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 07, 2016 11:47 PM (7A4qQ)

152 Who the F serves gluten free wedding cake? Why Chelsea Clinton does. To the tune of $11,000. Must have been some damn awesome frosting

---

Spirit Baking from the Podesta bakery

Posted by: batterup at November 07, 2016 11:47 PM (mtGE/)

153 I'm thinking at 7:00 p.m. I am buying a case O beer and a bottle of Baileys. To be drank over ice over the course of the evening, which may or may not suck.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 07, 2016 11:47 PM (h/y2h)

154 Hey guys, can you not talk about ollingpay ationsstay tomorrow? I have Winona convinced that we all vote using a little circular color-coded electronic device (ok, it's a Simon). Just keep it hush for the morning, we'll play vote over pancakes.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 11:47 PM (yMtCg)

155 How do Virginians feel about McAuliffe restoring firearms ownership rights to 60,000 convicted felons?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2016 11:47 PM (0F67M)

156 Who the F serves gluten free wedding cake? Why Chelsea Clinton does. To the tune of $11,000. Must have been some damn awesome frosting
---
Spirit Baking from the Podesta bakery


"This 'raspberry filling' doesn't taste like raspberry!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:48 PM (u8kLQ)

157 "That which is legal for Democrats/Liberals, but illegal for everyone else."
***
As Comey said, I'd arrest anyone other then Hillary Clinton for what she did.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2016 11:48 PM (aZq03)

158
147 107 Why is Hillary in PA and NC tonight? I don't think it has much to due with her race....
Posted by: Depressed

If I was a Hillary Clinton troll, I would be depressed, too.
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 07, 2016 11:45 PM (lpHNf)

By RACE do you mean her being satans spawn?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 07, 2016 11:48 PM (76Nj2)

159 I'd guess there's professional racehorses less doped up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:44 PM (u8kLQ)


Probably has Lance Armstrong supervising blood work for her

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 07, 2016 11:49 PM (voOPb)

160 140
The way to a shorter man's heart is through his stomach!



Posted by: Zombie Julia Child at November 07, 2016 11:43 PM (Bb





Close. It's actually a tad lower than that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

If I do my job right in the kitchen, then I'll get his warm Andouille in my belly!

Posted by: Zombie Julia Child at November 07, 2016 11:49 PM (BbkFr)

161 Spirit Baking from the Podesta bakery

For $11k they must have used panda semen.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2016 11:49 PM (6FqZa)

162 I wish I hadn't quit drinking.........

Posted by: connielu at November 07, 2016 11:49 PM (ylpXB)

163 charlie sykes can go suck a big bag of dicks. no talent asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2016 11:50 PM (KP5rU)

164 MH, LOL. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:50 PM (u8kLQ)

165 Spirit Baking from the Podesta bakery

For $11k they must have used panda semen.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
*****

For 30k hummingbird semen. Cheap b*tch.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 07, 2016 11:50 PM (hVdx9)

166 connielu, I have this bad feeling if I start drinking tomorrow I'll end up in a gurney.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2016 11:50 PM (6FqZa)

167 >>For $11k they must have used panda semen.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PANDAS ARE NOTORIOUSLY AVERSE TO PROCREATING AND THEY SHOOT TINY LOADS!

Posted by: Ben Roethlesberger at November 07, 2016 11:50 PM (hCJsF)

168 Spirit Baking from the Podesta bakery

Posted by: batterup at November 07, 2016 11:47 PM (mtGE/)[/]

Squirt.

Posted by: John Podesta at November 07, 2016 11:50 PM (cmE8J)

169 is the last picture a lightswitch?

A German, or at least Euro, lightswitch. Oops.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2016 11:51 PM (29QcC)

170 Why did Hillary Clinton have Bruce Springsteen appear with her in Philadelphia? It can't have anything to do with the fact that she can't draw a crowd on her own.

She must be trying to boost Springsteen's music career.

Posted by: Gloomy at November 07, 2016 11:51 PM (lpHNf)

171 "This 'raspberry filling' doesn't taste like raspberry!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:48 PM (u8kLQ)

---

Try the cream puffs

Posted by: batterup at November 07, 2016 11:51 PM (mtGE/)

172 Trump: You killed innocent people!
Hillary: A means to an end.
Trump: You started a massacre!
Hillary: I caused a Muslim revolution!
Trump: YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!
Hillary: LOOOOOAAAW!

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2016 11:51 PM (Vevy5)

173 166 charlie sykes can go suck a big bag of dicks. no talent asshole.

Chavez! Both him & Erik Erickson

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 07, 2016 11:52 PM (voOPb)

174 Jeez; I was really feeling cautiously optimistic until today and I feel sunk really. Is it the polls? I'm not sure - felt like the big mo was in trumps favor but...not feeling it anymore.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2016 11:52 PM (gcme+)

175 >>Why did Hillary Clinton have Bruce Springsteen appear with her in Philadelphia?


To get out the jewish vote.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2016 11:52 PM (hCJsF)

176 169 connielu, I have this bad feeling if I start drinking tomorrow I'll end up in a gurney.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2016 11:50 PM (6FqZa)

---

Living at a hospital has some perks after all.

If Hillary wins tomorrow and I drink more than my fair share, there's a gurney right here.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:52 PM (Eabwd)

177 143 139 How many painkillers, mood pills and "muscle relaxants" do you suppose Hillary is shot full of tonight?
I'd guess there's professional racehorses less doped up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:44 PM (u8kLQ)
If she still prowls the earth, then not enough.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 07, 2016 11:45 PM (76Nj2)



Painkillers, mood pills, "muscle relaxants," air bubbles ... what's in a phrase?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2016 11:53 PM (SRKgf)

178 that was funny Jay.

Tammy al Thor are you out there?

Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2016 11:53 PM (uJTTn)

179 Conservatives have conserved nothing. Their children mostly grow up to be SJWs or approve of them. The delusion that this doesn't happen is pretty weird, since the evidence is all around us.

Posted by: TPC at November 07, 2016 11:53 PM (WO2U1)

180 176: forgot about that prick mis hum. how was the game yesterday? were you there?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2016 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

181 157 Hey guys, can you not talk about ollingpay ationsstay tomorrow? I have Winona convinced that we all vote using a little circular color-coded electronic device (ok, it's a Simon). Just keep it hush for the morning, we'll play vote over pancakes.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 07, 2016 11:47 PM (yMtCg)



I'm trying to convince some liberals that they can avoid the lines by voting on Wednesday. Which they can, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2016 11:54 PM (SRKgf)

182 178 >>Why did Hillary Clinton have Bruce Springsteen appear with her in Philadelphia?

To get out the jewish vote.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2016 11:52 PM (hCJsF)


F&ck you Garret, thats damn good tequila on my screen!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 07, 2016 11:54 PM (76Nj2)

183 I am still playing my psyops game here in PA. My coworkers have no clue that I am not a lib and they are all terrified of a Trump victory. Saturday one coworker texted me to ask if I thought Trump would win and I said yes. I then said that Hillary was a terrible candidate and "we" should have nominated somebody else. He agreed wholeheartedly and then today asked if I wanted to get lunch tomorrow to enjoy our last lunch before the end of the world. LOL! They are scared, very scared.

Posted by: Witchfinder at November 07, 2016 11:54 PM (4DonB)

184 "Hey Hil, how ya feelin' tonight?"

"Magical unicorns everywhere!!"

"Yeah, she's ready for tomorrow..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:55 PM (u8kLQ)

185 169. Yea been too long now, would probably end up hospialized too. Hoping for the best, expecting the worst. Mrs. connielu is beside herself, funny thing is she was apolitical before we met years ago.

Posted by: connielu at November 07, 2016 11:55 PM (ylpXB)

186 Why did Pres. Obama give a speech in Michigan today and keep mentioning Hillary's name? It can't be because Hillary's campaign is in trouble in Michigan.

He must be trying to help the non-existent Democrat in the non-existent Senate race in Michigan.

Posted by: Gloomy at November 07, 2016 11:56 PM (lpHNf)

187 "This 'raspberry filling' doesn't taste like raspberry!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2016 11:48 PM (u8kLQ)


If you want seconds you have to come back in 28 days.

I denounce myself, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2016 11:56 PM (SRKgf)

188 >>For $11k they must have used panda semen.


I wonder what they used in my $65k cake?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/znxjwg7

Posted by: Chavez at November 07, 2016 11:56 PM (Ha50C)

189 Just stepped outside. It's very clear and cold, though not frigid, 45 deg.

Anyhow, for the last two weeks or so I've heard what I presume to be an owl calling. I'm no good at bird phonetics, but it's a sort of chirrrr-up, every 20-30 seconds. It's rather sad to hear, night after night, the poor thing calling, and no answer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2016 11:57 PM (29QcC)

190 Interesting search going on in the waters offshore of NW British Columbia:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zyw8gpn

A B36 crashed in the Coast Mountains, 1952-53, and apparently jettisoned a "training bomb" first.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2016 11:57 PM (CUYn5)

191 Conservatives have conserved nothing. Their children mostly grow up to be SJWs or approve of them. The delusion that this doesn't happen is pretty weird, since the evidence is all around us.

Posted by: TPC at November 07, 2016 11:53 PM (WO2U1)


Then America is dead and what we have now is merely a shadow that struts and frets upon the stage.

Why, then, get so upset over what happens to the corpse?

Posted by: The Still-Living Hat at November 07, 2016 11:57 PM (vBeA5)

192 186 I am still playing my psyops game here in PA. My coworkers have no clue that I am not a lib and they are all terrified of a Trump victory. Saturday one coworker texted me to ask if I thought Trump would win and I said yes. I then said that Hillary was a terrible candidate and "we" should have nominated somebody else. He agreed wholeheartedly and then today asked if I wanted to get lunch tomorrow to enjoy our last lunch before the end of the world. LOL! They are scared, very scared.
Posted by: Witchfinder at November 07, 2016 11:54 PM (4DonB)



Back when, a liberal co-worker told others he assumed - Californian, academic - I was an "uber-lib."

So my cloaking device was obviously in fine fettle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2016 11:58 PM (SRKgf)

193 Ooooh.

Found a book I might actually read.

Moonseed.

Venus explodes and Earth is next.

I do love feel-good stories.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:58 PM (Eabwd)

194 Well my dad is stil drawing breath, after having been admonished by the hospital personnel that he would undoubtedly die within 24-72 hours. That was 120+ hours ago. Not that that's a good thing, since there's no hope. But he's at home and comfortable. As can be. I think he wanted to die on Election Day as a statement. I asked him if he voted, since we have mail-in ballots in our state. He did, but wouldn't tell me who. I know for a fact it wasn't for the harridan. I especially loved how his release paperwork told him he needs to give up smoking (pipe) and drinking. He asked for a drink on Thursday, and mom told him it was a little early, to which he replied that he got screwed out of it yesterday. He got the drink.

Posted by: kalneva at November 07, 2016 11:58 PM (vhW1R)

195 gloomy beats depressed

Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2016 11:58 PM (uJTTn)

196 You know the thing about a Janet Reno, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Quint at November 08, 2016 12:00 AM (dtWKK)

197 The Nuge is back at the MI Trump rally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLERzuzgOaY

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 12:00 AM (sdi6R)

198 The IBD poll mess with their weightings the very last day. Extreme change really. They knocked the Dems down to their unweighted numbers from 37 to 32, and increased the independents from 30 to 35. They kept the Repub the same at 33.

Don't know their justification. But if they decided to do the unweighted numbers, Trump would be up by 5%.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 12:00 AM (BS8yt)

199 !94, I remember when Southern Pacific pulled out of Sacramento, They found all sorts of ordinance buried in the yard.

Posted by: connielu at November 08, 2016 12:00 AM (ylpXB)

200 MI must be in play
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2016 11:30 PM (NbJXF)

Billy Bob Blow Job, Jesse Jackass, Cory Booker and maybe the She Beast were all in Detroit today.

I think Trump has a shot.

Rain in Detroit tomorrow will be a very good thing.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 12:00 AM (D2vc1)

201 He got the drink.

Your dad totally rocks!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 12:00 AM (IcT7t)

202 *194*

Posted by: connielu at November 08, 2016 12:01 AM (ylpXB)

203 Who the F serves gluten free wedding cake?
------------

Today I was looking at a tube of toothpaste. In bold letters it proclaims 'Gluten Free'!

Well, what a freaking relief. I was losing sleep at night worrying about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 12:02 AM (29QcC)

204 198 Well my dad is stil drawing breath, after having been admonished by the hospital personnel that he would undoubtedly die within 24-72 hours. That was 120+ hours ago. Not that that's a good thing, since there's no hope. But he's at home and comfortable. As can be. I think he wanted to die on Election Day as a statement. I asked him if he voted, since we have mail-in ballots in our state. He did, but wouldn't tell me who. I know for a fact it wasn't for the harridan. I especially loved how his release paperwork told him he needs to give up smoking (pipe) and drinking. He asked for a drink on Thursday, and mom told him it was a little early, to which he replied that he got screwed out of it yesterday. He got the drink.
Posted by: kalneva at November 07, 2016 11:58 PM (vhW1R)

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We thought about hospice at home for Carl, but it would not be peaceful there, with neighbors that I'd have to kill to maintain the peace.

Prayers to your dad, your family, and you.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:02 AM (Eabwd)

205 kalneva, what SMFH said. That's gotta be tough...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 12:02 AM (u8kLQ)

206 186 I am still playing my psyops game here in PA. My coworkers have no clue that I am not a lib and they are all terrified of a Trump victory. Saturday one coworker texted me to ask if I thought Trump would win and I said yes. I then said that Hillary was a terrible candidate and "we" should have nominated somebody else. He agreed wholeheartedly and then today asked if I wanted to get lunch tomorrow to enjoy our last lunch before the end of the world. LOL! They are scared, very scared.
Posted by: Witchfinder at November 07, 2016 11:54 PM (4DonB)

You are lucky.

My supervisor is a Jamaican immigrant who 100% believes in communism and hates US-Born Americans.

He even once pulled me aside to give me a 2 Hour-long speech about how much how loved the VietCong.

And ever since he found out I'm not for Hillary, he's been working on getting me fired.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:02 AM (Vevy5)

207 Lung cancer is evil, and it definitely has me considering quitting.



Just not right now...



Watching someone waste away, when just a few months ago was climbing up and down ladders is surreal.





Posted by: SMFH at November 07, 2016 11:29 PM (Eabwd)

Get yourself an e-cig. Not a disposable.
I had to get one when I was stuck in a non-smoking hotel for a week.
I'll be smoking a Te-Amo cigar tomorrow, but hadn't touched tobacco for two years after that week.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 12:02 AM (P/kVC)

208 The Boss is going to win it for the Hag.

Dressed up like a dough in the middle of the night...

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 12:03 AM (BS8yt)

209 198 Well my dad is stil drawing breath, after having been admonished by the hospital personnel that he would undoubtedly die within 24-72 hours. That was 120+ hours ago. Not that that's a good thing, since there's no hope. But he's at home and comfortable. As can be. I think he wanted to die on Election Day as a statement. I asked him if he voted, since we have mail-in ballots in our state. He did, but wouldn't tell me who. I know for a fact it wasn't for the harridan. I especially loved how his release paperwork told him he needs to give up smoking (pipe) and drinking. He asked for a drink on Thursday, and mom told him it was a little early, to which he replied that he got screwed out of it yesterday. He got the drink.
Posted by: kalneva at November 07, 2016 11:58 PM (vhW1R)


I'm sorry for you and your family, but you can be proud of someone with that kind of grit. A true American, and in my world, there is no higher encomium.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:03 AM (SRKgf)

210 Trump loses. My daughters who swore they were simply not voting, have voted for Hillary.

We're fucked.

Now.. I realize Illinois is blue and it doesn't matter who any single person votes for.

But.. I use my girls as a barometer... It ain't looking good if this translates nationally - especially in battleground states.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2016 12:03 AM (UpGcq)

211 > So what is the word for...
"That which is legal for Democrats/Liberals, but illegal for everyone else."


Success!

Posted by: George Soros at November 08, 2016 12:03 AM (L7t0A)

212 Um... is paste gluten free? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 08, 2016 12:03 AM (29QcC)

213 198, Kalneva! Been thinking about you and your dad. Sending wishes of peace and serenity your way.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 12:04 AM (geWm7)

214 Get yourself an e-cig. Not a disposable.
I had to get one when I was stuck in a non-smoking hotel for a week.
I'll be smoking a Te-Amo cigar tomorrow, but hadn't touched tobacco for two years after that week.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 12:02 AM (P/kVC)

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I had an e-cig before, but it sucked.

So I'm shopping around for one now.

I'm down to about 2-3 cigs a day, so there's that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:04 AM (Eabwd)

215 You are lucky.

My supervisor is a Jamaican immigrant who 100% believes in communism and hates US-Born Americans.

He even once pulled me aside to give me a 2 Hour-long speech about how much how loved the VietCong.

And ever since he found out I'm not for Hillary, he's been working on getting me fired.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:02 AM (Vevy5)



Great job, State Department.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:05 AM (SRKgf)

216 182 Conservatives have conserved nothing. Their children mostly grow up to be SJWs or approve of them. The delusion that this doesn't happen is pretty weird, since the evidence is all around us.

Posted by: TPC at November 07, 2016 11:53 PM (WO2U1)
Speak for yourself, mine will be voting the right way tomorrow, even though Trump is not conservative enough for the younger one.

Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 12:05 AM (wczgi)

217 The Boss is going to win it for the Hag?

Dressed up like a douche in the middle of the night...


there fixed it.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 12:05 AM (BS8yt)

218




so how did you decide to go with the elian gonzalez jacking over the flaming branch davidian compound?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:05 AM (cPsPa)

219 >>>Bill Mitchell is even quiet on Twitter.

That's one good thing to happen if trump loses

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 12:05 AM (voOPb)

220 Trump loses. My daughters who swore they were simply not voting, have voted for Hillary.
------------

I'm pretty sure that the idea that Bernie voters would stiff her was pretty much wishful thinking.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 08, 2016 12:05 AM (29QcC)

221 Interesting search going on in the waters offshore of NW British Columbia:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zyw8gpn

A B36 crashed in the Coast Mountains, 1952-53, and apparently jettisoned a "training bomb" first.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

Don't worry. The Russians probably found it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 12:05 AM (hVdx9)

222 But.. I use my girls as a barometer.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2016 12:03 AM (UpGcq)



Kick their asses. Hard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:06 AM (SRKgf)

223 My daughters who swore they were simply not voting, have voted for Hillary.

We're fucked.

Now.. I realize Illinois is blue and it doesn't matter who any single person votes for.

But.. I use my girls as a barometer... It ain't looking good if this translates nationally - especially in battleground states.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2016 12:03 AM (UpGcq)

Well, the least you can do is write them out of the will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 12:06 AM (CUYn5)

224 Oz really is a strange place. They do love them some socialism but have an almost old-school-American-sized streak of individualism too. And lots of beer, taxed outrageously of course.

Posted by: filbert, checking in from down under at November 08, 2016 12:06 AM (/Q6zT)

225 have always disliked, then hated, bruce springsteen? why listen to some clown that hates you?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:06 AM (cPsPa)

226 Thanks, SMFH and Blanco! He does rock, and mom and he are at peace. He wanted mom to take care of him, and she is. If you can't die suddenly, then this is the next best way, I guess. He even asked her to come watch the Hawks with him in bed. But he will probably sleep through it. He reports having nice dreams, so that's a comfort.

Posted by: kalneva at November 08, 2016 12:06 AM (vhW1R)

227 Well, the least you can do is write them out of the will.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 12:06 AM (CUYn5)


well, tell them you are not going to do so then do so and make sure they know. give the money to sean hannity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:07 AM (cPsPa)

228 Why was Hillary's speech tonight so short tonight? It can't be because she has no stamina or because the more people hear her, the less they like her.

It must be because she did not want to wear out the calculators of the viewers counting the number of times she crossed her eyes.

Posted by: Gloomy at November 08, 2016 12:07 AM (lpHNf)

229 Linda Ronstat was a tough one for me. Smokin' hot back in the day she was.

Posted by: connielu at November 08, 2016 12:08 AM (ylpXB)

230 Don't worry. The Russians probably found it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 12:05 AM (hVdx9)

Some scuba diver apparently happened upon it, or upon something. Canadian Navy is sending a ship.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 12:08 AM (CUYn5)

231 So if Trump takes NH it goes to the House as a tie!!

Fitting end to this election. Fcking them in the House.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 07, 2016 11:26 PM (NbJXF)

Let's hope he takes NH and one more - Michigan is my best guess.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 12:08 AM (P8951)

232 Night all.

Will be working the polls for Trump tomorrow.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 12:08 AM (BS8yt)

233 DIAF Jeb!,Bart Stupak, John Roberts, James Comey, George Will, Bill crystal, Meagain Smelly, Carl Cameron, Shep "comatose' Smith, and numerous others, quislings all. Hope you're all smelling fly over butt crack tomorrow night.

Posted by: Old Glazier at November 08, 2016 12:08 AM (pjqGT)

234 But.. I use my girls as a barometer... It ain't looking good if this translates nationally - especially in battleground states.

I use my old man as a barometer, and he surprised the living bleep out of me when he asked me 8 months ago if we were voting for Trump?

This is a man who has not even registered in the ten years that I've known him. When he asked that question, I knew it was triggered by his work buddies. They're in a union shop.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:09 AM (nNdYv)

235 Linda Ronstat was a tough one for me. Smokin' hot back in the day she was.
Posted by: connielu at November 08, 2016 12:08 AM (ylpXB)




meh the smoke was caused by the friction from her thighs rubbing together.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:09 AM (cPsPa)

236 Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why I had to run to the remote to hit mute or change channels when TFG came on, for the last 8 freakin' years. All that matters is I'm now facing another 4 years of that shit if the Bitch wins. That's what's important! Begging pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me a 4 year break! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2016 12:09 AM (b/kAv)

237 Some scuba diver apparently happened upon it, or upon something. Canadian Navy is sending a ship.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

I read the article. We shall see if it has been found.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 12:09 AM (hVdx9)

238 DIAF Jeb!,Bart Stupak, John Roberts, James Comey, George Will, Bill crystal, Meagain Smelly, Carl Cameron, Shep "comatose' Smith, and numerous others, quislings all. Hope you're all smelling fly over butt crack tomorrow night.
Posted by: Old Glazier at November 08, 2016 12:08 AM (pjqGT)




for one second I thought Peaches was here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:09 AM (cPsPa)

239 Evening horde.

SMFH, stop smoking.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 12:10 AM (R5HRU)

240 We're going down, but at least I will have my pride and honor.
After this, its fuck you GOP. I'll change to an independent and vote my conscience. Primarys are rigged anyway and I'll get less stoopid phone calls.

Posted by: Dave at November 08, 2016 12:10 AM (kH/If)

241 Great job, State Department.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:05 AM (SRKgf)

My co-workers are voting Hillary just because they don't want to piss him off.

I told one of them about how Hillary is going to permanently destroy the coal industry and the healthcare industry, and she said "Yeah, I know, and I don't like that, but Audley hates Trump, and I don't want him to turn his wrath towards me..."

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:10 AM (Vevy5)

242 I'm pulling for Michigan. From what I've read in MI papers people there are hungry for a return to manufacturing. Trump is the only one who has made them think this is even a possibility

Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 12:10 AM (wczgi)

243 I didn't understand the Bruce Springsteen thing in the eighties, before I knew how much he hated us. I really can't stand him now. Poor Adam Carolla has to put up with his wife being a groupie! Luckily she's hot.

Posted by: kalneva at November 08, 2016 12:10 AM (vhW1R)

244 Well, the least you can do is write them out of the will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 12:06 AM (CUYn5)



That's what I meant by kicking their asses hard. Will all of your assets to the Polar Bear Defense Fund, and leave them without a fucking penny. Tell them in your will that you know that that's what they'd have wanted you to do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:11 AM (SRKgf)

245 Hillary is going to get something around 300 EVs. Assange was prophetic when he said "They" won't let Trump win.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 08, 2016 12:11 AM (vYaiw)

246 SMFH, stop smoking.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 12:10 AM (R5HRU)

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I will.

Right now, it keeps me sane.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:11 AM (Eabwd)

247 I was a yungun, but still knew once Moonbeam came into the picture that she was cray cray.

Posted by: connielu at November 08, 2016 12:11 AM (ylpXB)

248 My co-workers are voting Hillary just because they don't want to piss him off.

I told one of them about how Hillary is going to permanently destroy the coal industry and the healthcare industry, and she said "Yeah, I know, and I don't like that, but Audley hates Trump, and I don't want him to turn his wrath towards me..."

Posted by: Hikaru
****

He would have to worry about me turning my wrath towards him, the pr*ck.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 12:11 AM (hVdx9)

249 Most Bernie voters will vote for Hill because they are sheep. but not all.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 12:12 AM (P8951)

250 depressed. SLAP SLAP SLAP. Go drown your sorrows whichever side you are on in some booze and quit trying to drag everyone down with you. Fucking concern trolls can be concerned somewhere else.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 08, 2016 12:12 AM (dkExz)

251 Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:10 AM (Vevy5)

Your coworkers are liars. Audley won't be walking into the booth with them, or administering a polygraph after the vote, right?

Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 12:12 AM (wczgi)

252 249 Well, the least you can do is write them out of the will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 12:06 AM (CUYn5)


That's what I meant by kicking their asses hard. Will all of your assets to the Polar Bear Defense Fund, and leave them without a fucking penny. Tell them in your will that you know that that's what they'd have wanted you to do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:11 AM (SRKgf)

NRA
Fuck the polar bears

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 12:12 AM (voOPb)

253
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 12:11 AM (hVdx9)

Seriously. Fuck that guy

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 12:12 AM (R5HRU)

254 Oh, no. My boys who swore they were simply going to ignore the election, have voted for Hillary.

We're are so screwed.

Now.. I realize Iraq does not have any electoral votes, and online polls do not really count.

But.. I use my boys as a thermometer... It ain't looking good if this translates internationally - especially in battleground Muslim countries.

Posted by: Bagdhad Bob at November 08, 2016 12:12 AM (lpHNf)

255 My co-workers are voting Hillary just because they don't want to piss him off.
I told one of them about how Hillary is going to permanently destroy the coal industry and the healthcare industry, and she said "Yeah, I know, and I don't like that, but Audley hates Trump, and I don't want him to turn his wrath towards me..."
Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:10 AM (Vevy5)



Tell them that the improbably named "Audley" may well be deported by President Trump, and also - since your coworkers are apparently retarded - that in any case "Audley" won't know how they voted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:13 AM (SRKgf)

256 Linda Ronstat was a tough one for me. Smokin' hot back in the day she was.
Posted by: connielu
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Then she discovered donuts.

Same thing happened to Ann Wilson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 12:13 AM (29QcC)

257 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 12:11 AM (hVdx9)

Seriously. Fuck that guy
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 12:12 AM (R5HRU)

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This^

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:13 AM (Eabwd)

258
Linda Ronstat was a tough one for me. Smokin' hot back in the day she was.

With the pigs.

http://tinyurl.com/pkunl8s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 12:13 AM (IqV8l)

259 Why do Republicans and conservatives accept this abuse?

Hikaru, why can't you hire a lawyer and sue the shit out of this little Stalinist?

Also, how the fuck would he know who you all vote for? Does he have secret soviet spies at your polling place?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 12:13 AM (u8kLQ)

260 I told one of them about how Hillary is going to permanently destroy the coal industry and the healthcare industry, and she said "Yeah, I know, and I don't like that, but Audley hates Trump, and I don't want him to turn his wrath towards me..."
Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:10 AM (Vevy5)

How will he know how they voted?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 12:13 AM (P8951)

261 WTF kind of name is 'Audley'??

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:14 AM (Eabwd)

262 Yeah, that washing machine thing is no joke. Surprised someone hasn't been hurt yet.

https://youtu.be/dq6T5BojXc8


A little mood music: https://youtu.be/nf7_uU5HU9A (sfw, mostly)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 12:14 AM (IcT7t)

263 I don't think I can take it tomorrow tonight. I think I'm just going to go full radio silent, then check Drudge or something early Wed. morning.

Then I'm either going to jizz my pants or shit them. Either way, I guess I ought to put some Depends on.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 12:14 AM (DW+jj)

264 Your coworkers are liars. Audley won't be walking into the booth with them, or administering a polygraph after the vote, right?
Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 12:12 AM (wczgi)

I seriously hope not.

I wanted to lose my shit on him so bad when he insisted on repeatedly calling the Indian girl on our office a Muslim, when it's obvious that she's not...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:14 AM (Vevy5)

265 oh come now, anyone who is stupid enough to go to a concert with some second rate wheezing geezers and some cotton candy pop princess is going to sleep through election day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:15 AM (cPsPa)

266 That's what I meant by kicking their asses hard. Will all of your assets to the Polar Bear Defense Fund, and leave them without a fucking penny. Tell them in your will that you know that that's what they'd have wanted you to do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:11 AM (SRKgf)
NRA
Fuck the polar bears
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 12:12 AM (voOPb)



Leaving aside your sexual preferences (/kidding), the point was to will ALL of your assets to some liberal shrine, and leave them with fuck-all, and to tell them that you did it because you subscribe to their values.

That'll eat on them the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:15 AM (SRKgf)

267 Yeah,

How the hell will Audley from Jamaica know how y'all voted??

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:15 AM (Eabwd)

268 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 12:13 AM (u8kLQ)

I'll tell you how; the left NEVER shies away from talking about politics in the open. Why? It's easy to go "*gasp* don't you CARE about insertconcern"

And it's not like you can get into it too deeply especially at work.

"Well whatever let's get back to work." and then you look like the cocksuck

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 12:15 AM (R5HRU)

269 Will be working the polls for Trump tomorrow.

Seriously, thank you for doing that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 12:16 AM (IcT7t)

270 Linda Ronstadt was incredibly hot in the 1970s. One of her concert outfits was a Boy Scout uniform... let's see Katy Perry try that. (Oh right, she's a Dem so she probably hates the BSA.)

Unfortunately Linda tried to go full Dixie Chicks about 10 years ago and started saying all sorts of ridonkulously hateful BS about Repubs and W. But then as I recall it, she got slapped down *hard* by Breitbart and others, and she finally shut up and went back to just singing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 12:16 AM (u8kLQ)

271 266 WTF kind of name is 'Audley'??
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:14 AM (Eabwd)


Half of the denizens of bathhouses are probably named "Audley."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:16 AM (SRKgf)

272 Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:14 AM (Vevy5)

Nobody smart enough to go to HR? Or are you a sock?

Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 12:16 AM (wczgi)

273 264 Why do Republicans and conservatives accept this abuse?

Hikaru, why can't you hire a lawyer and sue the shit out of this little Stalinist?

Also, how the fuck would he know who you all vote for? Does he have secret soviet spies at your polling place?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 12:13 AM (u8kLQ

No, he just browbeats everybody repeatedly, and I'm the only one with any courage to stand up to him to his face.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:16 AM (Vevy5)

274 Everyone focuses on how massively fucked up a Drunk win would be.....

But I reckon if Timmy "The Lunatic" K ended up takin over...his admin could possible be worse. As the sayin goes, " he's a speedball away".....

I've gone so far as usin Krazy K's record, (an that possible scenario), as evidence to persuade people.

Obviously the MSM wouldn't speculate about such a thing.....but those of us that operate in reality know it's a distinct possiblity.

As an aside.....Imagine how many floppy earlobes will be flappin in the breeze 50yrs from now.....tattoos are only one part of the Body Mod Culture.

Prescribed nonconformity has taken a demented twist in the last 25yrs.

The good news is.....not havin any tats or piercins is now the nonconformist/rebellious thing to due.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 08, 2016 12:16 AM (NID8V)

275 277 Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:14 AM (Vevy5)

Nobody smart enough to go to HR? Or are you a sock?
Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 12:16 AM (wczgi)

Not a sock.

Just stuck in a state job without any other marketable skills to get the hell out :/

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (Vevy5)

276 275 Linda Ronstadt was incredibly hot in the 1970s. One of her concert outfits was a Boy Scout uniform... let's see Katy Perry try that. (Oh right, she's a Dem so she probably hates the BSA.)
Unfortunately Linda tried to go full Dixie Chicks about 10 years ago and started saying all sorts of ridonkulously hateful BS about Repubs and W. But then as I recall it, she got slapped down *hard* by Breitbart and others, and she finally shut up and went back to just singing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 12:16 AM (u8kLQ)



Not to mention the fact that she now could be a middle linebacker for the Bears, if she trimmed down a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (SRKgf)

277 >>>That'll eat on them the rest of their lives.

So will leaving everything to an entity they can't tolerate
Either way it's a win win I think

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (voOPb)

278 No, he just browbeats everybody repeatedly, and I'm the only one with any courage to stand up to him to his face.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:16 AM (Vevy5)




oh bs

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (cPsPa)

279 I saw Wheezing Geezers open for Old and In the Way in 1979 at the Palindrome.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (IqV8l)

280 Signing off from the other side of the world. Go with God, Morons...or at least with Valu-Rite.

Posted by: filbert, checking in from down under at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (/Q6zT)

281 253 My co-workers are voting Hillary just because they don't want to piss him off.

I told one of them about how Hillary is going to permanently destroy the coal industry and the healthcare industry, and she said "Yeah, I know, and I don't like that, but Audley hates Trump, and I don't want him to turn his wrath towards me..."

Posted by: Hikaru

Who your co-workers vote for is none of Audley's GD business.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (CWK2W)

282 I use my old man as a barometer, and he surprised the living bleep out of me when he asked me 8 months ago if we were voting for Trump?

This is a man who has not even registered in the ten years that I've known him. When he asked that question, I knew it was triggered by his work buddies. They're in a union shop.
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:09 AM (nNdYv)

Did he want you to vote for Trump?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (P8951)

283 That'll eat on them the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:15 AM (SRKgf)


If my kids were Hillary supporters, I'd leave the estate to the nearest relative with a brain

Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 12:18 AM (wczgi)

284 263
Linda Ronstat was a tough one for me. Smokin' hot back in the day she was.

With the pigs.

http://tinyurl.com/pkunl8s
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 12:13 AM (IqV8l)


BRB. Bunk.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 12:18 AM (sdi6R)

285 The media have succeeded in instilling genuine fear and/or hatred for Trump in most of the Millennials.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 12:18 AM (29QcC)

286 BRB. Bunk.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 12:18 AM (sdi6R)




dude, there have got to be lots of sexier pictures of pigs out there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:19 AM (cPsPa)

287 275. Saw her on the Old Grey Whistle stop or some such show when I was about 16, Was in my bunk shortly there after....

Posted by: connielu at November 08, 2016 12:19 AM (ylpXB)

288 It's rather sad to hear, night after night, the poor thing calling, and no answer.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2016 11:57 PM (29QcC)

Sounds like a lot of us 'rons.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 12:19 AM (D2vc1)

289 291 The media have succeeded in instilling genuine fear and/or hatred for Trump in most of the Millennials.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 12:18 AM (29QcC)

---

This is a generation that fears making a bowl of cereal.

Doesn't take much to scare 'em.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:19 AM (Eabwd)

290 Jay, I've noticed a lot of singing stars of the 1970s and since, whose careers have gone *way* south, have really let themselves go. Not all of them of course, but man...

I made that joke above about Mike Reno of Loverboy, but I just looked up his pic. OMG, he's gained a lot of weight. He looks *nothing* like he did in 1982 (as I recall it, Mike Reno bore a slight resemblance to David Hasselhoff back in the day).

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 12:19 AM (u8kLQ)

291 Hey shouldn't they be calling the election soon ? I mean that little town, whatzi called? Wobblers Gulch? Cobbler's Knob? Whatever the fuck it is, don't they vote right after midnight? So the media can call the election based on the votes there right?

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 12:20 AM (yTnCT)

292 Not a sock.



Just stuck in a state job without any other marketable skills to get the hell out :/

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (Vevy5)

Oh, that's easy. Tell HR that Audley made a move on you because he thinks you are gay.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 12:20 AM (P/kVC)

293 Hmmm. There are a few Jamaicans named Audley out there.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 12:20 AM (hVdx9)

294 Night Filbert.

Posted by: connielu at November 08, 2016 12:21 AM (ylpXB)

295 Dixville Notch

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 12:21 AM (IqV8l)

296 You know ace put up that sidebar post about how the Hillary trolls pushing their efforts against Trump need to buy ad space and he'll ban them in the comments. "Depressed" is obviously one of those.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 08, 2016 12:21 AM (bMG0w)

297 250 Hillary is going to get something around 300 EVs....
Posted by: cm9000

You do realize that EV stands for "electron volts," right?

But don't worry about your pant-suited gramma: it's not the volts that would kill her, but the amps.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 08, 2016 12:21 AM (lpHNf)

298 88 I think the high point of Rita's career was when her boobies starred in the movie Pat Garret and Billy the Kid.
Posted by: davidt



That movie had an impressive array of boobies in it. Plus, James Coburn and 5 nekid hookers. Lucky Coburn. (See uncut version of movie). I'm assuming you are referring to the Peckinpah version?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 12:21 AM (syGA0)

299 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:21 AM (Eabwd)

300 286 253 My co-workers are voting Hillary just because they don't want to piss him off.

I told one of them about how Hillary is going to permanently destroy the coal industry and the healthcare industry, and she said "Yeah, I know, and I don't like that, but Audley hates Trump, and I don't want him to turn his wrath towards me..."

Posted by: Hikaru

Who your co-workers vote for is none of Audley's GD business.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (CWK2W)

I'm still voting Trump regardless.

The one positive about this is that I convinced one person in my office (a Berniebot who was leaning Killary) NOT to vote for Shrillary Killary. He's staying home and not voting at all.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (Vevy5)

301 My co-workers are voting Hillary just because they don't want to piss him off.

Do they realize they can say they're voting for Hillary and yet not flush this country down the toilet?

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (29QcC)

302 In what may be an omen, they've caught what is apparently a serial killer just over the county line from me in Spartanburg County, SC, around Woodruff. They're digging up bodies on a 100 acre path he owned.

He had a poor girl chained up inside a shipping container on that property. They found her alive. He'd been posting reviews for stuff he bought on Amazon. One was padlocks. He said that would stop them from trying to escape, but would slow them down. The he had purchased some shovels and stuff, and talked about how handy it was for burying bodies. Talked about choosing hunting knives for stabbing people and all that.

He was serious.

His name? Todd Kohlhepp. They haven't yet given him 3 names yet. But they'll probably get around to it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (DW+jj)

303 I don't get guys like Ralph Peters or anyone who loathes HRC but will vote for her. I'm pro-marijuana, pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, Jewish, a trial lawyer (actually more of a law motion and appellate guy, but still), and agnostic, but there's zero % chance I'm voting for HRC, and 100% chance I'm voting against her. So I don't get it? Who's got pix of Peters doing a Marv Albert? What plausible reason could there be to vote for a woman who could be the adopted love child of Richard Nixon and Joseph Stalin?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (KAi1n)

304 303 You know ace put up that sidebar post about how the Hillary trolls pushing their efforts against Trump need to buy ad space and he'll ban them in the comments. "Depressed" is obviously one of those.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 08, 2016 12:21 AM (bMG0w)

---

Yep.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (Eabwd)

305 >>>It's rather sad to hear, night after night, the poor thing calling, and no answer.


One of them left a dead snowshoe hare in the back yard at the cabin Friday night. Dogs had a pleasant surprise Saturday morning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (voOPb)

306 Did he want you to vote for Trump?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 12:17 AM (P8951)


Yes, and the irony is I wasn't even paying attention to politics. I just didn't care anymore. Well, I was interested in local issues.

Anyway, he registered as an independent so he couldn't participate in the primary but he will be voting tomorrow if I have to transport him there myself. What's important is that his union brothers have no intention of voting for hellzebubba, they hate her and her gungrabbing social engineering agenda.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:23 AM (jkmtt)

307 SMFH, I quit smoking by being transferred to a position that I had to commute 120 miles round trip, every day, for a year and barely had free time to sleep and eat much less smoke.
I then wound up having surgery on a broken shoulder - which was fortunate since I had just been laid-off from my position the same day as the accident.

There is no good time to quit smoking, is what I am saying. Though there are lousy times to quit smoking and it sounds like you are in one of them.

Take care of yourself, and remember to quit while you have a choice.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2016 12:23 AM (XHOQn)

308 Why put on some act? What's the point?

Posted by: Depressed at November 08, 2016 12:21 AM (cnMrR)


Why do insist on spreading gloom, when there's every reason to be upbeat? Schweet $oro$ dollar$?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 12:23 AM (CUYn5)

309 If my kids were Hillary supporters, I'd leave the estate to the nearest relative with a brain

Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 12:18 AM (wczgi)


My lot aren't Reds, quite the contrary, but if they were ... I'd devote what's left of my life to pissing away every penny I'd saved and invested over the years. (With provision for Mrs. Guevara, of course.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:23 AM (SRKgf)

310 49 I thought reports of no-go zones in Europe were a right wing American fantasy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2016 11:22 PM (IqV8l)

That's what I heard too - it's all a Faux news fantasy.

Of course, the Euro-gits saying this are fairly well-off, so they'll never be in the same areas as these no-go areas.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 08, 2016 12:23 AM (cC/ZB)

311 That Ted Nugent guy on TV tonight obviously hates our Presdent of Color and should be put in jail !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 08, 2016 12:23 AM (Fbj4h)

312 Why did it take so many of you until now to realize Trump was going to get slaughtered tomorrow?



Why put on some act? What's the point?
---
Because every opportunity for resistance is worth taking.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 12:23 AM (3Liv/)

313 My daughters aren't hillary supporters, thank God.

They're just not voting.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:23 AM (Eabwd)

314 Looks like Trump is wrapping up the night in Van Rapids, Michigan.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 12:24 AM (P/kVC)

315 But don't worry about your pant-suited gramma: it's not the volts that would kill her, but the amps.

They go to 11!

Posted by: Nigell Tufnel at November 08, 2016 12:24 AM (IcT7t)

316 Hey shouldn't they be calling the election soon ? I mean that little town, whatzi called? Wobblers Gulch? Cobbler's Knob?
------------

Knob Gobbler... I think

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 12:24 AM (29QcC)

317 My daughters who swore they were simply not voting, have voted for Hillary.

We're fucked.


And when Hillary hands them over to the gropey Muslims, like Merkel has? Do they really have to be brought to that point to realize how much the left really values them? If they have any dignity, if they have any sense of self-preservation, they should not have voted for Hillary.

Posted by: Quint at November 08, 2016 12:24 AM (dtWKK)

318 I especially loved how his release paperwork told him he needs to give
up smoking (pipe) and drinking. He asked for a drink on Thursday, and
mom told him it was a little early, to which he replied that he got
screwed out of it yesterday. He got the drink.


Posted by: kalneva at November 07, 2016 11:58 PM (vhW1R)


Awww....good he got the drink. When they sent my father-in-law home, they gave him maybe a week. But they told him to eat and drink whatever he wanted to.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 12:24 AM (Enq6K)

319 Why put on some act? What's the point?

Posted by: Depressed
****

No act. Just enjoy giving the middle finger to leftist trolls like you.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 12:24 AM (hVdx9)

320 301 Why did it take so many of you until now ...
Posted by: Depressed

No, no, no! When you're a troll, you don't right "you"! You're supposed to act like one of us!

Man! The real torture is not being sent a better class of troll.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 08, 2016 12:24 AM (lpHNf)

321 I don't get guys like Ralph Peters or anyone who loathes HRC but will vote for her. I'm pro-marijuana, pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, Jewish, a trial lawyer (actually more of a law motion and appellate guy, but still), and agnostic, but there's zero % chance I'm voting for HRC, and 100% chance I'm voting against her. So I don't get it? Who's got pix of Peters doing a Marv Albert? What plausible reason could there be to vote for a woman who could be the adopted love child of Richard Nixon and Joseph Stalin?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (KAi1n)




yeah, the logic he uses to support voting for hillary over Trump makes me question his judgement in everything else.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:24 AM (cPsPa)

322 My co-workers are voting Hillary just because they don't want to piss him off.



Do they realize they can say they're voting for Hillary and yet not flush this country down the toilet?

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (29QcC)

Whatever state this is, they probably have a "Mini-Hatch Act".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 12:25 AM (P/kVC)

323
Hey shouldn't they be calling the election soon ? I mean that little town, whatzi called? Wobblers Gulch? Cobbler's Knob?

Dixville Notch

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 12:25 AM (IqV8l)

324 Thanks kindltot.

I've quit before...for two years even...

Then I joined the Army.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:25 AM (Eabwd)

325 re: hefty stars of the '70s - has anyone mentioned Stevie Nicks?

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:25 AM (jkmtt)

326 307. Vape worked for me. took a year to taper off, but haven't touched them for a year and am not tempted.

Posted by: connielu at November 08, 2016 12:25 AM (ylpXB)

327 293 Hmmm. There are a few Jamaicans named Audley out there.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 12:20 AM (hVdx9)



As long as they're all in Jamaica, cool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (SRKgf)

328 302 In what may be an omen, they've caught what is apparently a serial killer just over the county line from me in Spartanburg County, SC, around Woodruff. They're digging up bodies on a 100 acre path he owned.

He had a poor girl chained up inside a shipping container on that property. They found her alive. He'd been posting reviews for stuff he bought on Amazon. One was padlocks. He said that would stop them from trying to escape, but would slow them down. The he had purchased some shovels and stuff, and talked about how handy it was for burying bodies. Talked about choosing hunting knives for stabbing people and all that.

He was serious.

His name? Todd Kohlhepp. They haven't yet given him 3 names yet. But they'll probably get around to it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (DW+jj)



True evil. And he got his start in the 80's. At 15 he raped his 14 year old neighbor. I heard about it this morning from youtuber Mundane Matt. This is his 8 minute video on it.

https://youtu.be/DtRbpjy4H1I

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (bMG0w)

329 301 My co-workers are voting Hillary just because they don't want to piss him off.

Do they realize they can say they're voting for Hillary and yet not flush this country down the toilet?
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (29QcC)

I seriously hope so. I'd at least like to believe that they're smart enough not to let Shrillary Killary shit in their mouths.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (Vevy5)

330 Do instead of due. Autocorrect is a sneaky fucker.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (NID8V)

331 Vanessa Hudgens resembles a young Linda Ronstat. Minus the musical talent.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (vYaiw)

332 Col. Ralph Peters voting for Hillary.
He was my favorite TV general colonel.

It's either KoolAid or Roman Empire poisoning.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (zFzxj)

333 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:24 AM (cPsPa)

Timeout. Hollup.

Ralph Peters is voting for HRC?!?!

Fuck me I'm gobsmacked.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (R5HRU)

334 325 re: hefty stars of the '70s - has anyone mentioned Stevie Nicks?
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:25 AM (jkmtt)


Oh, shit, has she blimped out too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (SRKgf)

335 so is there a reason we have not all moved to dixville notch?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (cPsPa)

336 I honestly don't have a blessed clue how tomorrow's going to shake out, but it's a bit too early for the assorted poll-trolls to start yelling "it's all orge now*".

*If you're looking for one of the most bizarre animations you can find on YouTube, look up "Shrek Is Love, Shrek is Life." NSFW.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (cC/ZB)

337 Ralph Peters is dead to me.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (Eabwd)

338 I have my celebration / commiseration comfort snacks ready: poppycock, guacamole and chips, Shiner, and some Johnny Walker on standby.

That is if the terrorist don't blowed up my voting precinct location as threatened for Texas. Would it be too much to ask that if they do attack a voting location in Harris County, TX that it be one of the ones under DOJ supervision? Maybe the DOJ bureaucrats can shield some of the innocent voters with their corpulent bodies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (JO9+V)

339 The Nuge is currently playing 'Fred Bear' at the Trump rally in MI. Less than 10 miles from my house.

MI is in play for realz. Although I would have played 'Stranglehold' if I were Ted. But Fred Bear is basically Michigan's anthem (outside of Detroit).

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (g25eo)

340 Whoever votes for Hillary is voting for the destruction of the
country and is my enemy.

Hug?

Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (+lv+r)

341 Oh, shit, has she blimped out too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (SRKgf)


Last time I looked, yes, sad to say.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (jkmtt)

342 Timeout. Hollup.

Ralph Peters is voting for HRC?!?!

Fuck me I'm gobsmacked.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (R5HRU)




well, that's what he says.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (cPsPa)

343 Whut? The invention of the parking meter is the "Most Impressive Thing" about Oklahoma? Pbbbthhhhh.

Pardon me while I don't bother to look at the other states.

*

Just got home. First autumn rain has been drizzling along all day, the oaks are turning, and nights are chilly.

At least I don't have set back the clocks disorder, since we never sprang forward in the first place.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (FE+I8)

344 I'm pulling for Michigan. From what I've read in MI papers people there are hungry for a return to manufacturing. Trump is the only one who has made them think this is even a possibility

Posted by: Cn at November 08, 2016 12:10 AM (wczgi)

If they can dampen the Detroit/Flint vote, there's a shot.

I think there's a chance.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (D2vc1)

345 so is there a reason we have not all moved to dixville notch?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (cPsPa)

It's full of dix.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (CUYn5)

346
His name? Todd Kohlhepp.

Kohlhepp sounds like an ancient Egyptian mummy dude.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (IqV8l)

347 335 so is there a reason we have not all moved to dixville notch?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (cPsPa)

---

It's not Peruvia?

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:28 AM (Eabwd)

348 His name? Todd Kohlhepp. They haven't yet given him 3 names yet. But they'll probably get around to it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (DW+jj)


Has he announced his candidacy - as a Democrat, but of course - yet?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:28 AM (SRKgf)

349 whats his name gasparino announced he is not voting.



steve wynn is going to make his decision tomorrow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:28 AM (cPsPa)

350
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (cPsPa)

........*sigh*

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 12:29 AM (R5HRU)

351 334 Several times since the 70's,

Posted by: connielu at November 08, 2016 12:29 AM (ylpXB)

352 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (SRKgf)

she's not like Brian Wilson's daughter used to be, she just filled out a lot. She was a slender waif in the day.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:29 AM (jkmtt)

353 Ted Nugent has been great at the MI rally.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 12:29 AM (sdi6R)

354
Ralph Peters is dead to me.
Posted by: SMFH at it all...


He has a lot of company.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 12:30 AM (IqV8l)

355 yeah but if we moved to dixville notch we could swing the vote for republicans or whoever the fuck we are going to vote for.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:30 AM (cPsPa)

356 I think my daughters may not have vaginas! They are both voting Trump. Now I have to figure out where those grandkids came from.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 12:30 AM (Ha50C)

357 omg Ted Nugent is speechifying, he's saying in 2016 this country is led by a king and a tyrant

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:31 AM (jkmtt)

358 how sensitive are cable network monitors? have started switching channels the instant someone I dislike comes on the channel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 12:31 AM (cPsPa)

359 325 re: hefty stars of the '70s - has anyone mentioned Stevie Nicks?
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:25 AM (jkmtt)


I will never comment on if she has gained or lost weight.

She was honored by the USO recently for all the visits she has done for the troops.

Is, was, and will always be hot in my eyes for that alone.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 08, 2016 12:31 AM (1JnAL)

360 Can we have a no go zone after the election where progs are too afraid to come in and make us follow their laws?

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 12:31 AM (Dc/ui)

361 Looks like that Foval dude from the okeef video is not a happy camper...is he turning?... Kinda looks like it, cant tell for sure i cant read this twitter tweet crap....might be a day late n dollar short

http://tinyurl.com/pllab3w

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 12:31 AM (9n0dl)

362 Nugent is 68?? He looks and sounds about 45...must be all those fresh kills he munches

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:32 AM (jkmtt)

363 Anecdote from a red state:
Mother works the polling place in the home precinct, and also the county early voting every election. Talked to her this afternoon - +300 early voters in 3 hours, people commenting about not having voted since the 1950s... as a poll worker she couldn't ask which way they were voting. But she (and the county, and the state) are expecting a very high-turnout day tomorrow.

Posted by: Parker at November 08, 2016 12:32 AM (ATuUs)

364 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 12:30 AM (IqV8l)

---

yeah, well, a lot of officers are dead to me.

I would say my family is dead to me, but unfortunately, I actually love them, and they me.

They're just incredibly clueless.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:32 AM (Eabwd)

365 "Hikaru, why can't you hire a lawyer and sue the shit out of this little Stalinist?"

screw that, buy some weed, plant it in his work area, call the cops...oh wait, dont do that, its illegal, and we KNOW how important rule of law is to leftists

better yet if his actually a user...make a tip

these are enemies, and yall need to start treating them as such in whichever way you can achieve

Posted by: Grad School Fool at November 08, 2016 12:32 AM (swEzU)

366
whats his name gasparino announced he is not voting.

steve wynn is going to make his decision tomorrow.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Charlie Gasparino?
We've heard a lot from Steve Wynn's brother Bill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 12:32 AM (IqV8l)

367 >>>Is, was, and will always be hot in my eyes for that alone.

This

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 12:32 AM (voOPb)

368 341 Oh, shit, has she blimped out too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:26 AM (SRKgf)
Last time I looked, yes, sad to say.
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (jkmtt)



Goddamn. Girls, lay off the chow. I weigh 20 lbs. more than I did in college (back in *cough*), and at 6' 1", I was a stick back then. Once, going to the mound to start, an opposing player yelled, "Feed that guy something!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:33 AM (SRKgf)

369 368 So let me get this straight...

Trump is calling it a night and Sickly Hillary is having a midnight event at NC State?
Posted by: Leo at November 08, 2016 12:32 AM (gKqFO)

---

They're crawling out of the woodwork!

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:33 AM (Eabwd)

370 so is there a reason we have not all moved to dixville notch?

Winter.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 12:34 AM (29QcC)

371 Who trolls these are?

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 12:34 AM (yTnCT)

372 They're crawling out of the woodwork!

Posted by: SMFH
****

One final push to suppress I guess.
I may not be optimistic, but I AM voting come hell or high water.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 08, 2016 12:35 AM (hVdx9)

373 Joni Mitchell - boy, did she cheat herself out of happiness. Kind of like modern feminists, come to think of it.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 12:35 AM (tHwdc)

374 Nugent's military friends are heartbroken that their buddies died at the hand of a CiC that wouldn't let them be warriors.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:35 AM (jkmtt)

375 Let's see if I've got the body count right. They found 3 bodies buried so far on Todd Kohlhepp's 100 acre property, plus the live girl in the shipping container. He confessed to 4 murders, a quadruple murder they called it, back in 2003.

So that's 7 murders so far.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 12:35 AM (DW+jj)

376 So let me get this straight...

Trump is calling it a night and Sickly Hillary is having a midnight event at NC State?


Well, yeah, since she's in panic mode that actually makes sense. She knows she's gonna get slaughtered and is trying desperately to stave off the coming disaster, hence the last minute rally.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 12:35 AM (IcT7t)

377 What is up with Ralph Peters? Did he announce for Hillary?

Posted by: cm9000 at November 08, 2016 12:36 AM (vYaiw)

378 I will be saving a lot of money after this election by boycotting any and every artist or business that helped facilitate a presnit Clinton, should she win. LeBron, NBA, Springsteen, etc. All those suckers go choke on a chicken bone. I wish them all nothing but financial devastation.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 12:36 AM (Dc/ui)

379 Good evening, Horde!

Great ONT, MisHum.

Listening to the Nuge at the Trump Grand Rapids rally. He's doing alright so far.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 08, 2016 12:36 AM (rJUlF)

380 re: hefty stars of the '70s - has anyone mentioned Stevie Nicks?
Posted by: kallisto
-----------

Pfft. The aforementioned Ann Wilson:

Then: http://preview.tinyurl.com/q9m28k4

Later: http://preview.tinyurl.com/p6kkgaq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 12:36 AM (k8DTS)

381 goin to bed.

bless the horde

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 12:37 AM (R5HRU)

382 198 Well my dad is stil drawing breath, after having been admonished by the hospital personnel that he would undoubtedly die within 24-72 hours. That was 120+ hours ago. Not that that's a good thing, since there's no hope. But he's at home and comfortable. As can be. I think he wanted to die on Election Day as a statement. I asked him if he voted, since we have mail-in ballots in our state. He did, but wouldn't tell me who. I know for a fact it wasn't for the harridan. I especially loved how his release paperwork told him he needs to give up smoking (pipe) and drinking. He asked for a drink on Thursday, and mom told him it was a little early, to which he replied that he got screwed out of it yesterday. He got the drink.
Posted by: kalneva at November 07, 2016 11:58 PM
---

Hospital personnel only guess.

That's why medicine is an art, not a science.

For example: some people drop dead at one heart attack. Others live decades after having several major ones. It's all a crapshoot.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 08, 2016 12:37 AM (hqqM5)

383 377 So let me get this straight...

Trump is calling it a night and Sickly Hillary is having a midnight event at NC State?

Well, yeah, since she's in panic mode that actually makes sense. She knows she's gonna get slaughtered and is trying desperately to stave off the coming disaster, hence the last minute rally.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 12:35 AM (IcT7t)

That and they just electro shocked her out of a coma.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 08, 2016 12:37 AM (76Nj2)

384 Those "porn stars" offering NeverTrump BJs looked to be real porkers too. That's the D list. Hell, the F-list. Or the Z-list.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 12:37 AM (DW+jj)

385 376 Let's see if I've got the body count right. They found 3 bodies buried so far on Todd Kohlhepp's 100 acre property, plus the live girl in the shipping container. He confessed to 4 murders, a quadruple murder they called it, back in 2003.

So that's 7 murders so far.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 12:35 AM (DW+jj)



The only reason its not going to be a massive body count is because of the years he spent in prison for rape.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 12:37 AM (bMG0w)

386 lol in the comment feed:

CROSSDRESSERS FOR TRUMP

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:37 AM (jkmtt)

387 370 368 So let me get this straight...
Trump is calling it a night and Sickly Hillary is having a midnight event at NC State?
Posted by: Leo at November 08, 2016 12:32 AM (gKqFO)
---
They're crawling out of the woodwork!
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:33 AM (Eabwd)



The First Name Brigade is out in force.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:37 AM (SRKgf)

388 Dixville Notch will be voting in about 20 minutes.

Posted by: The Voting Hat at November 08, 2016 12:37 AM (vBeA5)

389 My daughters aren't hillary supporters, thank God.

They're just not voting.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:23 AM (Eabwd)

My kids and their significant others are in Michigan, and none of them are voting.

At least one or two even want Trump to win, but he can't blah blah blah too much fraud blah blah blah so they didn't bother.

Pissed me off to no end.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 12:38 AM (D2vc1)

390 Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:29 PM (Eabwd)

My mother died of cancer - I don't know if it was the primary site, but it metastasized to her lungs. she was a non-smoker.

6 months from diagnosis to death. She had had a bad cough for months before that and the fucking doctor gave her cough medicine.

Fuck cancer and prayers for those who suffer from it.

Good night horde, gotta get up early tomorrow to vote.

Also gotta do some hard praying.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 12:38 AM (P8951)

391 Joni Mitchell - boy, did she cheat herself out of happiness. Kind of like modern feminists, come to think of it.
Posted by: Miley, Duches
-------------

I think Joni had real psychological problems, for a long time. A really long time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 12:38 AM (k8DTS)

392 Hey SMFH... prayers are with you and you husband. I've been there. First hubby was only 29 when diagnosed with rare lung cancer, had just turned 30 when he passed. Only took eight months. I feel for you lady and will pray for peace and comfort for both of you.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 12:39 AM (yTnCT)

393 360 Can we have a no go zone after the election where progs are too afraid to come in and make us follow their laws?
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 12:31 AM (Dc/ui)

Traditional Americans should have a homeland.

If Trump doesn't win, it is clear that the United States will never be that homeland.

They'll then have to leave the Union. Maybe that can be done through an Article V convention. More likely it would require mass civil disobedience.

I'm thinking I'll keep saving up to get a place waaay out in the country. Maybe I'll live long enough to see virtual reality become so sophisticated that it can reproduce a matrix indistinguishable from America in 1965.

Then I'll be OK.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 08, 2016 12:39 AM (CWK2W)

394 I'm considering spending more time at church and less time at the computer.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 12:39 AM (zFzxj)

395 Manana. Keep the faith.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'frantically storing hobo jerkey' at November 08, 2016 12:39 AM (76Nj2)

396 Pfft. The aforementioned Ann Wilson:

Then: http://preview.tinyurl.com/q9m28k4

Later: http://preview.tinyurl.com/p6kkgaq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 12:36 AM (k8DTS)



What do you figure she squats now? Body weight alone would be impressive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:39 AM (SRKgf)

397 Living at a hospital has some perks after all.

If Hillary wins tomorrow and I drink more than my fair share, there's a gurney right here.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:52 PM (Eabwd)



This election gets done and over, I'm starting a brand new political party.

The Livertarian Party.

Party mottos:

"Fuck This Shit, We're DRINKIN!"

"Live It Up With LIVERTARIANS!"

Who will join me?

*cheers!*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 12:40 AM (v5iqM)

398 Hug?

Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 12:27 AM (+lv+r)

Amen.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 12:41 AM (D2vc1)

399 Joni Mitchell - boy, did she cheat herself out of happiness. Kind of like modern feminists, come to think of it.
Posted by: Miley, Duches



How so?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:41 AM (SRKgf)

400 Dixville Notch will be voting in about 20 minutes.
Posted by: The Voting Hat
--------------

Would be a great name for a bluegrass band.

I saw Dixville Notch open for Tennessee Tucker, 1979, Roanoke, Va.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 12:41 AM (k8DTS)

401 381
The aforementioned Ann Wilson:

Then: http://preview.tinyurl.com/q9m28k4

Later: http://preview.tinyurl.com/p6kkgaq
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 12:36 AM (k8DTS)


I always thought Ann was the hawt one. Haven't changed my mind.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 12:42 AM (sdi6R)

402 Night Donna and Thathalf, going off to bed myself, bless the Horde indeed.

Posted by: connielu at November 08, 2016 12:42 AM (ylpXB)

403 393 Hey SMFH... prayers are with you and you husband. I've been there. First hubby was only 29 when diagnosed with rare lung cancer, had just turned 30 when he passed. Only took eight months. I feel for you lady and will pray for peace and comfort for both of you.
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 12:39 AM (yTnCT)



I'm so sorry. That's incredibly sad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:42 AM (SRKgf)

404 210 Trump loses. My daughters who swore they were simply not voting, have voted for Hillary.
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry

I would have developed angina
if my girls lived in North Carolina --
for the daughters who swore
they wouldn't vote anymore
betrayed me and voted vagina.

Posted by: Tinsel Town Terry at November 08, 2016 12:42 AM (lpHNf)

405 Good for Australia, really. At least there's a shred of sanity left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2016 12:44 AM (39g3+)

406 Nugent was fantastic. He talked for a real long time. He was probably filling time since Trump was running late, but the next guy just said that his plane has landed and he's on his way to the venue.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 12:45 AM (sdi6R)

407 ok I can't hang, Trump hasn't taken the stage yet in Grand Rapids.

"nite all.

I leave you with tonite's musical selection -

UPRISING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGwIhNLo-cs

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:46 AM (jkmtt)

408 Shit, just popping in before hitting the rack, but prayers for SMFH and everyone here tonight dealing with imminent loss.

Posted by: stace at November 08, 2016 12:46 AM (ozZau)

409 Thanks Jay. It was rough, no one expects to be a 30yr old widow with a two yr old son. We made it thru, found the love of my life, my dearest hubby mayhem and adopted a daughter from China. Now we keep getting on with our happily ever after.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 12:46 AM (yTnCT)

410 Rise up and take the power back, it's time that
The fat cats had a heart attack, you know that
Their time is coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2016 12:47 AM (jkmtt)

411 Lush content. Thanks, Mis.Hum.

Now I want to repost - check out Styxhexenhammer666 on Youtube. Still watching his videos. He's a great antidote to Ace's threat to join *coughcough* the Democraps. Which I still can't fathom.



WTF, Ace?! You need an intervention. That said, whenever someone tells me that with the inordinate amount of time I spend on politics, I should do it for a living. No no no, I need to be able to step back when it becomes too much.



It's an occupational hazard when you invest so much of yourself, Ace, and you don't have God to fall back on. Which is why I'll recommend again, from the last thread, that you try some Joyce Meyer. Free vids on her website. She's not your typical preacher and may appeal to you. Tough lady.



If you don't want to do it for yourself, do it for us. We need you.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 12:48 AM (tHwdc)

412 Scott Foval, the DNC operative working with Robert Creamer on the bird-dogging, voter fraud etc. is really pissed at having been fired by the Dems so he's now turned against them and is attacking the Clinton campaign and allies like BLM through this Twitter account:
https://twitter.com/Scott_Foval/with_replies

Keep scrolling down, there's alot of laughs for us there. (Hat tip to "James O'Keefe" in Ace's election thread. I don't whether the real gentleman or one our Morons wearing an appropriate sock.)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 12:49 AM (xIunr)

413 https://youtu.be/ozpdBvB0hek

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 12:50 AM (2RVmA)

414 If Hillary can pop another levodopa, straighten her deep brain stimulator, and uncross her eyes one last time tot take the stage at midnight, why can't big, bad Donald Trump?

Posted by: Scorpio at November 08, 2016 12:50 AM (lpHNf)

415 @398...

Check your Smoke OTW contact email, please brother J.

Got the comms situation cleared up.

Livertarians indeed.......hoists a High Octane in salute.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 08, 2016 12:51 AM (NID8V)

416 Here are the rules:

To qualify for a BJ fans must follow both Angelina Castro and Maggie Green on Twitter and vote against Trump. Details on how to collect the BJs if Trump loses the election will be posted on TeamBJ.com three days after the election day. The girls are tentatively planning Inauguration Day to deliver on their promise.

++++

And, here are the secret details on how the BJs will be awarded. All BJ fans will be directed to a large room and invited to blow each other.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 12:52 AM (R+30W)

417 I just saw Ann and Heart last month. I also saw them about 6 years ago.

She's slimmed down some in that timeframe.

Her pipes are still good.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2016 12:53 AM (b/kAv)

418 Re: Layla

Rita's involvement was allegedly that she wrote the piano coda.

Her boyfriend at the time was the drummer for Derek and the Dominos. She claimed that she was the source for the piano coda and that he stole it and it was striped of its lyrics and tacked onto the end of Layla.

Hell of a piece of music either way.

Posted by: Browndog at November 08, 2016 12:53 AM (ccfl2)

419 Hillbilly King.... alas, SOTW mail is dead, stolen and vaporized by MSN/Hotmail.

Hit me at either the contact in my nic in this window, or at the aos.postal.match at outlook dot com link.

See you at one or the other, I hope!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 12:53 AM (v5iqM)

420 Damn madammayhem....

I can't even imagine.

Glad to hear that you found happiness again.

And thank y'all for the prayers.

Right now, pray that Carl suffers no more.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 12:54 AM (Eabwd)

421
And, here are the secret details on how the BJs will be awarded. All BJ fans will be directed to a large room and invited to blow each other.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 12:52 AM (R+30W

So George Will and Erick Erickson can come out now?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 12:55 AM (voOPb)

422 #361 Looks like that Foval dude from the okeef video is not a happy camper...is he turning?... Kinda looks like it, cant tell for sure i cant read this twitter tweet crap....might be a day late n dollar short

http://tinyurl.com/pllab3w

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 12:31 AM (9n0dl)


==============

Holy shit, perhaps it's a meltdown. VERY ENTERTAINING! Thanks E.T.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 12:55 AM (tHwdc)

423 @377 "What is up with Ralph Peters? Did he announce for Hillary?"
Posted by: cm9000 at November 08, 2016 12:36 AM (vYaiw)


I don't know about that, but he DOES seem to have a bug up his ass about Trump.

Given her crimes that compromised national security, I'd really wonder about ANYBODY in the military who wasn't a "NeverHillary" type.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 12:55 AM (EnK/R)

424 Well I was sitting on the fence wondering how to vote, but dang...the second reason is even better than the first. May the Steponallofus family enjoy living abroad and may we never hear from them again.

Posted by: scoville in deplorable land at November 08, 2016 12:56 AM (hWh8W)

425 George Will is a big baseball buff.

I like to see him to try to play. Take a turn at bat and see what he does. That would be fun.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 12:56 AM (DW+jj)

426 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/795700379644268544

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/795700512880521216

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/795700659362398210

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/795700760700973056

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2016 12:57 AM (Ya7zs)

427 423 @377 "What is up with Ralph Peters? Did he announce for Hillary?"
Posted by: cm9000 at November 08, 2016 12:36 AM (vYaiw)


I don't know about that, but he DOES seem to have a bug up his ass about Trump.

Given her crimes that compromised national security, I'd really wonder about ANYBODY in the military who wasn't a "NeverHillary" type.
Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 12:55 AM (EnK/R)

More than likely, they've had a threat on their lives (or the lives of their family) made by Killary's goons.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:57 AM (Vevy5)

428 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics - 2

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/795700868033212416

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/795700979844968448

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/795701087101714432

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/795701224557465600

Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2016 12:59 AM (Ya7zs)

429 409 Thanks Jay. It was rough, no one expects to be a 30yr old widow with a two yr old son. We made it thru, found the love of my life, my dearest hubby mayhem and adopted a daughter from China. Now we keep getting on with our happily ever after.
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 12:46 AM (yTnCT)


Color me old-fashioned - you wouldn't be the first - but there's something heart-wrenching to me about a woman on her own, especially ones with young children. It just feels to me ... that a woman should have a man to protect her.

I denounce myself, of course, but remind everyone that I called top bunk long ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:00 AM (SRKgf)

430 so... looks like Trump loses tomorrow, eh?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:00 AM (cJrMO)

431 Man, I could really use a stiff drink.

Posted by: The Beautiful Plumage of Janet Reno at November 08, 2016 01:01 AM (z8LY7)

432 Was the vote in Australia against gay marriage just a way to keep out anti Trumpers if he wins?

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 01:01 AM (Ha50C)

433 I don't know about that, but he DOES seem to have a bug up his ass about Trump.

Given her crimes that compromised national security, I'd really wonder about ANYBODY in the military who wasn't a "NeverHillary" type.
Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 12:55 AM (EnK/R)

More than likely, they've had a threat on their lives (or the lives of their family) made by Killary's goons.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2016 12:57 AM (Vevy5)



he said earlier today he is voting for hillary.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 01:02 AM (cPsPa)

434 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2016 11:40 PM (SRKgf)
***************************
ROFLMFAO!
I'm a commercial electrical contractor whose done fairly well for himself BOTH arms completely sleeved from shoulders to just above the wrists!
Who the fuck are you to judge anyone? Don't like tats, don't get one but damn...and I ride a Harley and just this past June almost lost 3 fingers rescuing an elderly couple from a t-boned burning van...they didn't have any issues with my ink!
Just...wow!
Posted by: Deplorable Kell at November 08, 2016 12:59 AM (wRBj6)

Generational gap. As a millennial, I can say that tattoos mean nothing to me, and that it's fairly normal. None of my tatted up friends have issues in life with getting jobs and whatnot.

I, personally, am tattoo-less though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:03 AM (cJrMO)

435 #393 360 Can we have a no go zone after the election where progs are too afraid to come in and make us follow their laws?

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 12:31 AM (Dc/ui)



Traditional Americans should have a homeland.



If Trump doesn't win, it is clear that the United States will never be that homeland.



They'll then have to leave the Union. Maybe that can be done
through an Article V convention. More likely it would require mass
civil disobedience.



I'm thinking I'll keep saving up to get a place waaay out in the
country. Maybe I'll live long enough to see virtual reality become so
sophisticated that it can reproduce a matrix indistinguishable from
America in 1965.



Then I'll be OK.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 08, 2016 12:39 AM (CWK2W)

===============
Could we have a Moron Territory in Texas, maybe?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:03 AM (tHwdc)

436 Ages ago friend and I went to a Redskins game. Saw George Will and son heading to luxury box. Kid was obviously a mental deficient. My friend hated Will and shouted 'Nice kid Will!'. Awful and yet I still laugh.

Posted by: Riggo at November 08, 2016 01:04 AM (qlPzn)

437 As to Linda Ronstadt, politics aside, she was the best voice of her era in rock and roll, bar none.

Her weight issues stem from a thyroid problem, the same one the Kathleen Turner suffers from. Additionally, I believe that Linda has Parkinson's as well which is why she's not singing anymore.


Posted by: Browndog at November 08, 2016 01:04 AM (ccfl2)

438 I'm a commercial electrical contractor whose done fairly well for himself BOTH arms completely sleeved from shoulders to just above the wrists!
Who the fuck are you to judge anyone? Don't like tats, don't get one but damn...and I ride a Harley and just this past June almost lost 3 fingers rescuing an elderly couple from a t-boned burning van...they didn't have any issues with my ink!
Just...wow!

Posted by: Deplorable Kell at November 08, 2016 12:59 AM (wRBj6)

Contractor, eh? So, self-employed? And working in a trade where competence counts for a lot more than looking pretty for the public.

Your situation is nowhere near the same as the snowflake whining about losing a desk clerk job at a hotel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:05 AM (CUYn5)

439 And notice that his full sleeves of tattoos are easily concealed with long sleeved shirts.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 01:06 AM (bMG0w)

440
And notice that his full sleeves of tattoos are easily concealed with long sleeved shirts.
Posted by: buzzion


Especially flame retardant shirts while doing electrical work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (IqV8l)

441 Yeah riggo that is awful.

Posted by: SH at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (ZFwAZ)

442 Joni Mitchell - boy, did she cheat herself out of happiness. Kind of like modern feminists, come to think of it.

Posted by: Miley, Duches





How so?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:41 AM (SRKgf)

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Not that I read much about her, I just listen to her songs. I think the concept of "freedom" for her was avoiding love and commitment as a trap. And I wouldn't be surprised if she agonized in later days about her abortion. The pro-abortion crowd tries to shut that discussion down.
She was also incredibly bitter towards her hometown. I would agree, deep psychological problems.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (tHwdc)

443 Having just read a bunch of books that touched on the events in western Germany in WWII, it's odd to see these town names in a list.


Wuppertal, I think, was the site of one of the first devastating Allied bombings (smallish town, basically wiped out). Duisburg - can't recall .... maybe some Party-related thing. Aachen of course was the first major German town taken by the US, with an elaborate cluster-F on the German side preceding that - orders from Berlin for a total evacuation, bug-out by the Party leaders as the populace refused evacuation, chance arrival of a retreating Wehrmacht unit, confused messages to the Americans from said unit about civilian evacuations.


I really don't care any more about Germany or France, they've brought all of this on themselves. I just hope that small states that for the second time in 100 years are victims of German idiocy/delusion (Czechs, Hungarians, et al) - this time wearing the stupid EU circle of gold stars on a blue field instead of the red/white/black flag of You Know Who - weather this storm intact.


Turns out, oddly enough, that never in history have small states with distinctive/isolated languages and cultures actually willingly imported massive numbers of unassimilable immigrants, for no particular reason.


Like I said, it's odd. Certainly incomprehensible to the geniuses currently running Germany, France, and the EU, anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (QDnY+)

444 Jonathan Zdziarski whom Wired quotes as a forensic expert is a partisan hack. As someone who performs computer forensics for a major financial institution, I can tell you he has taken a kernel of truth and bent it for partisan purposes.

eDiscovery and digital forensics can certainly filter out duplicate emails, however the question I have is how many emails did the FBI have in their possession during the first part of the investigation, and what is the potential for duplicates in the second phase?

assume arguendo the FBI had 75,000 emails in what I'll call phase one and they were 100% duplicates. that is 11.5% of 650,000.

The ability to "review" the remaining 88.5% or 575,000 emails within a week is highly dependent upon keyword lists. so some questions I have:

1. Was the FBI confident they knew every email address and alias used by Clinton during the time covered by the remaining 575,000 emails?

2. did the FBI have a comprehensive list of all SAP code names and keywords to determine what if any classified data existed on Weiner's laptop?

3. was there any classified data on the laptop regardless of being directly sent or received by Clinton and was there any evidence of remote access trojan type malware on the laptop?

4. did they interview Weiner and Abedin regarding how the emails ended up on this laptop?

5. was there any evidence contained within these emails that Clinton, Mills, or any of the other subjects granted conditional immunity committed perjury?

anyone can conduct a half assed review with a very limited subset of keywords like hrod17 and hrod29 in eight days, but that is certainly not a thorough examination of the data.

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (3oLOm)

445 Who the fuck are you to judge anyone? Don't like tats, don't get one but damn...and I ride a Harley and just this past June almost lost 3 fingers rescuing an elderly couple from a t-boned burning van...they didn't have any issues with my ink!
Just...wow!

Posted by: Deplorable Kell at November 08, 2016 12:59 AM (wRBj6)


I'm me, and as an employer, I'm assessing the judgment of prospective employees, and entirely justified in doing so. Tattoos shout that the bearer has shitty judgment. Someone - like yourself - stupid enough to pay top dollar to endure the discomfort of getting "tats" (or, as high school graduates would say, "tattoos"), and then later to pay top dollar and endure more discomfort to have them removed, after they inevitably fall out of fashion (you didn't anticipate that, did you? Dumb shit. ALL fashions fall out of fashion eventually.) manifestly has shitty judgment.

Bonus question: if you had any serious savings - flight of fantasy here - would you entrust them to the judgment of someone with extensive tattoos? If you have an IQ above room temperature, you wouldn't, because you see visible evidence that that guy has poor judgment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (SRKgf)

446 Dixville Notch:

4 Clinton
2 Trump
1 Johnson
1 Romney

Posted by: The Voting Hat at November 08, 2016 01:09 AM (vBeA5)

447 I'm a grandmother of 5, Harley rider, tattoos, video gamer, have been working in cancer research for 30 years. Everyone can see my tattoos, no one says a word

Posted by: Dal at November 08, 2016 01:10 AM (HBU7W)

448 Calm down Kell. Jay is cool. I like ink on men. My dad has a beautiful tat of a crucifix on his forearm.
I hate ink on women though.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 01:11 AM (6IPEM)

449 Not that I read much about her, I just listen to her songs. I think the concept of "freedom" for her was avoiding love and commitment as a trap. And I wouldn't be surprised if she agonized in later days about her abortion. The pro-abortion crowd tries to shut that discussion down.
She was also incredibly bitter towards her hometown. I would agree, deep psychological problems.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (tHwdc)

Joni had an abortion? I know very early on, she had a child out of wedlock, and gave it up for adoption.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:12 AM (CUYn5)

450 Man a whole bunch of you people are pissing me the fuck off!! Get your asses over to the huffington post, blaze, daily kos, whatever,and be who you really are, ready to concede before we've even voted!!! sheesh!!!

Have a little faith, say a prayer, be like the mustard seed, whatever!!!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 01:12 AM (9plvG)

451 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (SRKgf)

yeesh, dude. C'mon now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:12 AM (cJrMO)

452 448 Dixville Notch:

4 Clinton
2 Trump
1 Johnson
1 Romney
Posted by: The Voting Hat at November 08, 2016 01:09 AM (vBeA5)


...as goes the notch, goes the nation.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:12 AM (cJrMO)

453 How so?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 12:41 AM (SRKgf)

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Not that I read much about her, I just listen to her songs. I think the concept of "freedom" for her was avoiding love and commitment as a trap. And I wouldn't be surprised if she agonized in later days about her abortion. The pro-abortion crowd tries to shut that discussion down.
She was also incredibly bitter towards her hometown. I would agree, deep psychological problems.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (tHwdc)


Thanks for elucidating the basis of that characterization. I had no information one way or the other.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:13 AM (SRKgf)

454 Romney???

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 01:13 AM (IqV8l)

455 Harry, not sure what anyone (incl. ace) is talking about when they say that ("looks like Trump loses"). Even a cursory glance at the best public polling, and candidate behavior, indicates too close to call, with all the surprising action taking place in "blue" states, not Romney/2012 ones.


WTF with Peters? Always thought he was fairly light in some respects, but favoring Her Heinous beclowns him to the cretinous level of a Will or a Krauthammer. He also has always seemed wildly emotional to the extent of being a bit crazed, though not sure how that would play a role.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:13 AM (QDnY+)

456 I'm a commercial electrical contractor whose done fairly well for
himself BOTH arms completely sleeved from shoulders to just above the
wrists!///

It's easier to get away with the tats if you have a real and fairly rare marketable skill. A lot of the welders at my work have them and I have no problem. But if I owned a Hooters restaurant there would likely be some discrimination in hiring. And depending on city tats would be necessary or banned. Boobs would be the only mandatory requirement.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 01:13 AM (Ha50C)

457 I will vote. I will fight. Hillary Clinton is evil. The end.

Posted by: Jmel at November 08, 2016 01:13 AM (tv+BP)

458 453 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (SRKgf)
yeesh, dude. C'mon now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:12 AM (cJrMO)


What did I say that was in error?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:14 AM (SRKgf)

459 Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:13 AM (QDnY+)

I don't know. Doesn't look super hot for Trump, TBH.

We fell for the "polls are wrong!" shit in 2012.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:14 AM (cJrMO)

460 Color me old-fashioned - you wouldn't be the first -
but there's something heart-wrenching to me about a woman on her own,
especially ones with young children. It just feels to me ... that a
woman should have a man to protect her.



I denounce myself, of course, but remind everyone that I called top bunk long ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:00 AM (SRKgf)

==================
I adore your old-fashioned sentiments. It's the way God intended things to be.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:14 AM (tHwdc)

461 Dixville Notch will be voting in about 20 minutes.


This sounds like a place that is Trump's for the grabbing.

Posted by: somejoe at November 08, 2016 01:15 AM (TWFcY)

462 Who's the dumbass in Dicksville that voted for Romney?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 01:15 AM (6IPEM)

463 Romney???

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 01:13 AM (IqV8l)

They have had a problem with crack, meth, and heroin in Dicknotch for some time now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 01:15 AM (P/kVC)

464 What did I say that was in error?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016

Dude has tats. So does most of my generation. Most people don't care. I mean, you're free to care if you want, but no need to make the guy feel like a loser for choosing to spend his time / money / effort differently than we do.

As TJ said (paraphrasing), "if it neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg -- what do I care?"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:16 AM (cJrMO)

465 Dixville Notch incorrectly predicted results in both 1992 and 1996. 1992, Bush 41 received the most votes there, and in 1996, Dole received the most. Both times Clinton won. Hopefully this year they will continue their trend of being incorrect when a Clinton is on the ballot.

Posted by: Jen Westin at November 08, 2016 01:16 AM (gAn7d)

466 Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:13 AM (QDnY+)

So will Krauthammer and Hillary do laps together in their wheel chairs?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:16 AM (voOPb)

467 Let's say Jay Guevara that your investment advisor, flight of fantasy here, was to have a shitload of tats but has them covered with a 7000.00 dollar suit and made you returns of 20% yearly for several years. One day he invites you out to the lake for a party on his 75 foo "pontoon boat" and you see he is totally tatted. I guess a completely warranted "fuck you, you have made poor life choices" is in order?

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:16 AM (9eoQ+)

468 They have had a problem with crack, meth, and heroin in Dicknotch for some time now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 01:15 AM (P/kVC)

mostly heroin in the north country. Not sure there's a ton of meth up here. Definitely not a lot of crack.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:17 AM (cJrMO)

469 Carl used to wrestle steers.

He even broke records.

He has an amazing tattoo on his right shoulder to commemorate his wins.

http://rodeo.about.com/od/prca/a/worldrecords.htm

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 01:17 AM (Eabwd)

470 Trump wins Millsfield, 16-4, Sanders gets a write in

https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/status/795857518245380097

Posted by: The Voting Hat at November 08, 2016 01:17 AM (vBeA5)

471 463 Dixville Notch will be voting in about 20 minutes.


This sounds like a place that is Trump's for the grabbing.
Posted by: somejoe at November 08, 2016 01:15 AM (TWFcY)

sounds more like Barry's nickname for Reggie Love

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:17 AM (3oLOm)

472 So will Krauthammer and Hillary do laps together in their wheel chairs?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:16 AM (voOPb)

A figure-8 race in souped-up chairs would be a knee-slapper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:17 AM (CUYn5)

473 That guy who voted for Romney wasn't alive when he voted for Romney when he was on the ballot.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2016 01:17 AM (KAi1n)

474 450 Calm down Kell. Jay is cool. I like ink on men. My dad has a beautiful tat of a crucifix on his forearm.
I hate ink on women though.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 01:11 AM (6IPEM)



Thanks.

I draw a distinction. Back when, guys in the military had tattoos on their forearms or on the shoulders ("death before dishonor," "Mom," globe and anchor, that sort of thing). I'm good with that.

I'm talking about "sleeves" and other extensive tattooing running all over the body. That goes to judgment. And there my comments above apply.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:18 AM (SRKgf)

475 So right now he has more votes than Clinton.

Posted by: TPC at November 08, 2016 01:18 AM (WO2U1)

476 Dixville Notch incorrectly predicted results in both 1992 and 1996. 1992, Bush 41 received the most votes there, and in 1996, Dole received the most. Both times Clinton won. Hopefully this year they will continue their trend of being incorrect when a Clinton is on the ballot.
Posted by: Jen Westin at November 08, 2016 01:16 AM (gAn7d)


It shows the transformation of New Hamshire as wall to wall GOP (zero votes for a Dem in 1964), to a darkening shade of blue.

Posted by: The Voting Hat at November 08, 2016 01:18 AM (vBeA5)

477 Where's Millsfield? Am I supposed to know this?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 01:18 AM (6IPEM)

478 nice comment, strategic corporal.


The jaw-dropping - and thus brazen - "peculiarities" of the FBI "investigation" known so far certainly justify total skepticism about this claim on the new laptop.


And you posted pertinent questions. A list 10 times that long, with similar items on it, would have applied to the "investigation" leading to July's obstruction of justice by Comey (I'm thinking his actions might just clear that bar).


Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:18 AM (QDnY+)

479 469 Let's say Jay Guevara that your investment advisor, flight of fantasy here, was to have a shitload of tats but has them covered with a 7000.00 dollar suit and made you returns of 20% yearly for several years. One day he invites you out to the lake for a party on his 75 foo "pontoon boat" and you see he is totally tatted. I guess a completely warranted "fuck you, you have made poor life choices" is in order?
Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:16 AM (9eoQ+)



Why stop at that? Why not say he unbuttons his collar and produces a second head?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:19 AM (SRKgf)

480 The highs and lows are going to be epic today.

Time to start selling those fainting couches again.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 01:19 AM (d76uN)

481 TomorrowL

Either vote for Granny Ebola or Trump Flu.

Choose wisely.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2016 01:19 AM (Uy2pz)

482 I don't know. Doesn't look super hot for Trump, TBH.



We fell for the "polls are wrong!" shit in 2012.
---
He's one state away with 8 options. That's within the MoE even if the pollsters are lying for the Dems.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 01:20 AM (3Liv/)

483 I'm talking about "sleeves" and other extensive tattooing running all over the body. That goes to judgment. And there my comments above apply.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:18 AM (SRKgf)

Tats on your hands/knuckles etc does show bad judgment.

As an employer could I hire an electrician to do electrician type work with tats? Yeah. I could.
But, if i were running a hotel I wouldn't hire the young lady with tats on her knuckles.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:20 AM (voOPb)

484 I'm talking about "sleeves" and other extensive tattooing running all over the body. That goes to judgment. And there my comments above apply.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:18 AM (SRKgf)

My feeling is this -- I'm pretty scared up from a misspent youth and multiple broken bones requiring surgery. Probably why I never felt the need to decorate my skin with tats. But I mean... what does that have to do with me or anyone else?

If someone wants to get sleeves or whatnot... who cares? How does it impact your life?

I don't know... I'm more of a live and let live kind of guy. If tattoos are your thing -- fine, whatever. Not my choice, but hey, it takes all types.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:21 AM (cJrMO)

485 My God Springsteen looks like he's having a stroke on that stage. Let it be so. Good riddance, commie bastard.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 01:21 AM (Dc/ui)

486 scarred*

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:21 AM (cJrMO)

487 --
Why stop at that? Why not say he unbuttons his collar and produces a second head?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:19 AM
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No problem.

Posted by: John Holmes at November 08, 2016 01:21 AM (vqzjE)

488 Heh, FOX has split screen with Pence looking professional on the right, and some angry little wombat with dirty teeth and very big sunglasses on the left (miley?).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 01:21 AM (P/kVC)

489 That's my point, Harry. "The polls" include some showing T-Rump ahead, and all of them are MOE. Talking national.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:21 AM (QDnY+)

490 Lets hope that Billy Jeff doesn't suffer a sudden turn for the worse starting Tuesday morning...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2016 01:22 AM (Uy2pz)

491 aren't lying, I mean

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 01:22 AM (3Liv/)

492 Second Head? No big thing mon!.. Just Two more votes for Hillary, Mon!

Posted by: Audley at November 08, 2016 01:23 AM (QIFAZ)

493 It shows the transformation of New Hamshire as wall to wall GOP (zero votes for a Dem in 1964), to a darkening shade of blue.
Posted by: The Voting Hat at November 08, 2016 01:18 AM (vBeA5)

As a New Hampshirite, I can say it all comes down to this -- the massive wave of Masshole refugees escaping to this side of the iron curtain. Unfortunately, they take their voting habits with them. The bastards.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:23 AM (cJrMO)

494 So far with just Hat's posted score, it's 18-8 in Trump's favor.

Should we call it for hillzebub now or wait for more info?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 01:23 AM (d76uN)

495 We should vote first. Aliens landed here long before Roswell,NM.

Posted by: Grover's Mill, NJ at November 08, 2016 01:23 AM (qlPzn)

496 "Wow Massachusetts sucks! Taxes are high! Cost of living is out of control! Jobs are disappearing! Lets move north to New Hampshire"

then they get here and vote for the same shit that ruined MA.

Fucking idiots.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:24 AM (cJrMO)

497 @480 thanks. I've actually worked some cases involving actual "Russian Hackers" on the criminal side not "state sponsored" or a "named intrusion set" the Russian Government was keenly aware of their actions.

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:24 AM (3oLOm)

498 *Trump wins every state except DC*

Eeyore brigade:"This clearly means Clinton's our next President!"

Posted by: TPC at November 08, 2016 01:24 AM (WO2U1)

499 PLUS, in NH, college kids (many from out of state) are encouraged to vote. Take Keene, Durham, and Plymouth out of the mix, and it's a much more red state.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:24 AM (cJrMO)

500 Gentlefappers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMVMbmQBug

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2016 01:25 AM (VdICR)

501 Find the German snipers

http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/snipers-camouflage/

Includes photos where they are hiding.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2016 01:25 AM (Uy2pz)

502 I'm talking about "sleeves" and other extensive
tattooing running all over the body. That goes to judgment. And there my
comments above apply.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:18 AM (SRKgf)

==============
Would you despise me for a Viking rune snake tattoo around my right wrist in memory of my dad?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:25 AM (tHwdc)

503 F*cking smurfs. The smurfs are the cause of all that ails us.

Posted by: Gargamel at November 08, 2016 01:25 AM (dtWKK)

504 491 That's my point, Harry. "The polls" include some showing T-Rump ahead, and all of them are MOE. Talking national.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:21 AM (QDnY+)

I mean, don't get me wrong -- I hope Hilldog loses. But... well, we'll see.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:25 AM (cJrMO)

505 Tim, I say we declare a rogue ONT Decision Desk, and make our own projections.


"Based on the votes in bellwether villages of New Hampshire, the ONT/DD declares Donald Trump the next president of the United States."*


* Some liberties may have been taken in extrapolating these results for all of New Hampshire, as well as in making up results for the other 49 states.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (QDnY+)

506 Bonus question: if you had any serious savings - flight of fantasy here - would you entrust them to the judgment of someone with extensive tattoos? If you have an IQ above room temperature, you wouldn't, because you see visible evidence that that guy has poor judgment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:08 AM (SRKgf)

++++

I think the judgement thing is less a problem than the image issue. For many businesses, the image they project to the public is extremely important to them. They are trying to sell themselves as having employees with a certain level of professionalism. Tattoos to at least some people have negative connotations. Even if the manager knows the prospect personally and knows them to be competent and highly ethical, that isn't enough. Projecting the right image to the clientele is a must and anything that gets in the way of that is not tolerated.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (R+30W)

507
Fucking idiots.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:24 AM (cJrMO)

See Colorado

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (voOPb)

508 --
498
"Wow Massachusetts sucks! Taxes are high! Cost of living is out of
control! Jobs are disappearing! Lets move north to New Hampshire"

then they get here and vote for the same shit that ruined MA.

Fucking idiots.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:24 AM
------------

If they understood cause and effect, they wouldn't be lefties..

Posted by: irright at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (vqzjE)

509 Trump's still ahead and it was narrow in the last midnight voting place mentioned.

Posted by: TPC at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (WO2U1)

510 How did Millsville vote in 12

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (2RVmA)

511 assume arguendo
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I was told that there would be no Latin...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (eMnol)

512 NH other votes so far

US Senate
Ayotte (R)
20 Hassan (D) 7

Gov
Sununu (R) 24
Van Ostern (D)

5 2/304 reporting

https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/status/795859358483681280

Posted by: The Voting Hat at November 08, 2016 01:27 AM (vBeA5)

513 Trump 32
Clinton 23
W/ Harts Location reporting, Millsfield, Dixville.

3/304 #NH

https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/status/795860341846605825

Posted by: The Voting Hat at November 08, 2016 01:28 AM (vBeA5)

514 Racist smurf @$$holes won't let me into their village. F*CK you smurfs.

Posted by: Gargamel at November 08, 2016 01:28 AM (dtWKK)

515 Harts Location went Clinton 17 Trump 14

https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/status/795860491340042240

Posted by: The Voting Hat at November 08, 2016 01:28 AM (vBeA5)

516 513 assume arguendo
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I was told that there would be no Latin...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (eMnol

Oh how I hated that shit in H.S.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:28 AM (voOPb)

517 Jay Guevara..

Really didn't answer the question though.. did you. And you wouldn't know about the many thousands of Harley Riders who come through here with really expensive bikes and tats and all who belong to motorcycle clubs and everything. Who are Drs, Lawyers, Accountants, Tax guys, business owners and "GASP!" business owners! Just because you don't see the tats, don't mean they are not there..

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:28 AM (9eoQ+)

518 Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:21 AM (QDnY+)
Who are you voting for in the senate race? I voted for sanchez as an fu to kamala.
I'm permanent vote by mail. About 15 years ago we didn't have enough people and they made us all permanent vote by mail.
Now we have a polling place but I've never changed back.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 01:28 AM (Q5Ymk)

519 My feeling is this -- I'm pretty scared up from a misspent youth and multiple broken bones requiring surgery. Probably why I never felt the need to decorate my skin with tats. But I mean... what does that have to do with me or anyone else?

If someone wants to get sleeves or whatnot... who cares? How does it impact your life?

I don't know... I'm more of a live and let live kind of guy. If tattoos are your thing -- fine, whatever. Not my choice, but hey, it takes all types.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:21 AM (cJrMO)

Speaking to this, and to the post by Catman, it all boils down to first impressions. You only get one chance to make a first impression. Tats all hidden by a $7000 suit? Well, I'd say "nice suit, dude". It probably would not register upon me that the suit was worth $7000, though. I have a hard time processing the idea of clothes that expensive.

I'd have a hard time hiring a woman with a bunch of ugly facial piercings, too. Or a hijab. It's not just tattoos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:28 AM (CUYn5)

520 @419...

Got it and sent J.

Thanks bro.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 08, 2016 01:29 AM (NID8V)

521 I saw the Notchville Dicks open for Skinny Puppy in DC back in '87.

Posted by: Linda Roundstadt at November 08, 2016 01:29 AM (qlPzn)

522 Yeah I'm not sticking around the rest of the night if its just going to be Hat repeating shit from Buzzfeed Decision Desk.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 01:29 AM (bMG0w)

523 So let me get this straight...
Trump is calling it a night and Sickly Hillary is having a midnight event at NC State?
Posted by: Leo at November 08, 2016 12:32 AM (gKqFO)

How 'bout we take into account the number of rallys over the weekend Bub?

I believe Trump had 6 yesterday and 3 or 4 the day before.

And the Beast?? I bet not half.

So go DIAF with her.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 01:29 AM (Idu2i)

524 So why does NH get to call in the general results before anybody else has voted and/or released results?

Screw NH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:29 AM (voOPb)

525 I'm not paying any attention to projections or exit polls. I'll make my vote for Trump, then I'm staying away from news for the rest of the day.

I figure I can wake Wednesday morning and deal with the outcome.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 08, 2016 01:29 AM (rJUlF)

526 If someone wants to get sleeves or whatnot... who cares? How does it impact your life?
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It doesn't impact anyone elses life but it may impact theirs. First impressions are all you get at a job interview right or wrong.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 01:29 AM (Ha50C)

527 Carl used to wrestle steers.

He even broke records.

He has an amazing tattoo on his right shoulder to commemorate his wins.

http://rodeo.about.com/od/prca/a/worldrecords.htm

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 01:17 AM (Eabwd)



Kind of describes my outlook on tattoos, in general.

Earn 'em.

Way back when, a tattoo was a mark of experience, a commemoration, a trophy, and yes, sometimes a memorial.

They marked stories to be told over a cold beer in a dim bar, or warm campfire on a cold night.

Those, I respect.

These days, there is the species of highly artistic tattoos, some of them bordering on being high art in their design, skill and execution. Not my thing, but I can appreciate the commitment.

Conversely though, there's the cheap strip-center, poorly done feral tattoo, be it redneck themed or worse, the tribal tattoo, applied with full ignorance as to it's characters or meaning. Sure, the tatt guy told you it means "courage". You just go on b'livin' that, okay?

At the bottom, of course, are the trusty ol' gang and prison tattoos.

The first two, I find non-objectionable and often flat out acceptable as to taste, employability and void of any adverse reflection on the employer.

The last two? Well, with #3, it's Buyer Beware.

And with #4, it's the Buyers Gotta Be INSANE! You'd hire THAT? Sure, for your used tire shop or auto parts salvage yard, I guess?

And even those aren't hard and fast rules. I know a guy I'd stand shoulder to shoulder with, he's riddled with gang tatts. But then, also, he's fully turned his life around in Christ, and his job, home, wife, kids and highly productive life speak to the depth of that renewal.

So, he's the exception that proves the rule.

Rules like those need to have some flexible guardrails along the edges. Brittle guardrails shatter and break, and end up not being of much use at all.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 01:29 AM (v5iqM)

528 Why does Maine let this little NH towns get all this attention.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 01:30 AM (2RVmA)

529 Trump finally on in Grand Rapids.
I guess he'll be back home in NY tomorrow

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 01:30 AM (6IPEM)

530 Oh Harry don't worry, I have viewed the whole thing with growing detachment (and contempt) since 2012 - if not before.


And I think it's not as silly or apocalyptic as it almost *always* is to say this may be the last chance to change course ("permanent Dem majority" and BS like that one hears after every cycle that produces results outside the average).


Trump offers the theoretical possibility of course changes, the alternative - look at the context of where so many things and trends stand - reduces the odds of course changes (improvements) to negligible.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:30 AM (QDnY+)

531 My God Springsteen looks like he's having a stroke on that stage. Let it be so. Good riddance, commie bastard.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 01:21 AM (Dc/ui)
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Looks like he does near the end of a 3.5 hour concert and he seems to survive those OK. Whatever. Maybe he recently got some tattoos.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 01:31 AM (NUqwG)

532
So if Trump takes NH it goes to the House as a tie!!


No, given the 272 -266 split with NH going to Hillary - a shift of NH to Trump is enough to swing the election to him 270 Trump 268 Hillary.


Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 01:31 AM (1WYLC)

533 518 513 assume arguendo
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I was told that there would be no Latin...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (eMnol

Oh how I hated that shit in H.S.

I talk to way too many attorneys in my day job. and it's true what they say: 99% of attorneys give the rest a bad name.

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:31 AM (3oLOm)

534 *Types*

*Deletes*


Hooo boy! Do I feel better now that I got that off my chest!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 01:31 AM (d76uN)

535
If they understood cause and effect, they wouldn't be lefties..
Posted by: irright at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (vqzjE)

Yeah, I s'pose. But it sucks. They say "I love the live free or die state! NH is so unique!!!" then they vote for the same shit that ruined their home states.

Oh well. Whatever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:31 AM (cJrMO)

536 #524 I think the decent thing to do is avoid that site, frankly.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:32 AM (tHwdc)

537 The person posting that Trump is calling it a night is LYING LYING LYING. Trump's doing his rally right now.

Posted by: TPC at November 08, 2016 01:32 AM (WO2U1)

538 Joni had an abortion? I know very early on, she had a child out of wedlock, and gave it up for adoption.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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She located the kid later, and they ended up having a bad split.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 01:32 AM (eMnol)

539 I will go ahead and state my preference is for strippers withOUT tats, which is a problem.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 01:32 AM (2RVmA)

540 Wombat now gyrating arythmatically (sp?) in black outfit with red arm band. Sweet stasi vibe.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (P/kVC)

541 No, given the 272 -266 split with NH going to Hillary - a shift of NH to Trump is enough to swing the election to him 270 Trump 268 Hillary.


Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 01:31 AM (1WYLC)

NH is like PA -- a huge cocktease. I really wouldn't bet on it going red.

I mean, on certain issues, we're red as fuck -- guns, taxes (no income tax, no sales tax), regulations, laws, etc.

But when it comes to national elections... eh, the massholes and college kids kind of run this shit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (cJrMO)

542 How are the dogs voting in Hartz Mountain?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (IqV8l)

543 Dude has tats. So does most of my generation. Most people don't care. I mean, you're free to care if you want, but no need to make the guy feel like a loser for choosing to spend his time / money / effort differently than we do.
As TJ said (paraphrasing), "if it neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg -- what do I care?"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:16 AM (cJrMO)



OTOH, most of your generation are losers. They had two alternatives: wear sandwich board signs saying, "I'm a loser, and too fucking stupid to realize that today's fashions will be tomorrow's joke," or to get extensive tattoos.

Back in the day, the fashion was to wear shoulder length hair and bell bottoms. I did (tell anybody and I'll swear to God you're lying). When shoulder length hair and bell bottoms went out of fashion - as INEVITABLY they would, I a) got a haircut, and b) shitcanned bell bottoms. Total time elapsed: 1 hour. Total expense elapsed: maybe $5 (for the haircut, what it cost back then).

So an hour later (on the outside) I was good to go. No one would ever know I'd followed the fashion, which in case was harmless.

Now these retards in getting tattoos a) spent beaucoup bucks, b) endured no small discomfort, c) hurt their employment/ advancement prospects, and later d) will either i) spend beaucoup bucks and considerable discomfort again in getting said tattoos removed, or ii) will accept spending the rest of their working lives wielding a mop.

This bespeaks profoundly lousy judgment. When you're hiring people for management, you're hiring for judgment, i.e, people who can anticipate future events. Lack of judgment in an applicant means you're looking at a janitor, or other menial laborer, who needs to be told what to do, and most certainly is not suitable for telling others what to do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (SRKgf)

544 Trump is not calling it a night, he is currently having his final rally in Grand Rapids, MI.

Posted by: Jen Westin at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (gAn7d)

545 Tim..

I bet it was about Tats...

Heh..

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (QIFAZ)

546 No vote for Senate, CaliGirl.


The less practical sorts who check in here whine about their "appalling choices" for president.


Try having only one major party even *on the ballot* for a f***ing US Senate seat, folks.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (QDnY+)

547 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 01:26 AM (R+30W)
This.
I wouldn't hire a girl or guy for that matter for my receptionist that had facial piercings. That's not the look I'm going for in my business.
Tattoos don't bother me but I may not hire someone with sleeves depending on the job description.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 01:34 AM (Q5Ymk)

548 16 Now that the ONT is up may I ask for prayers? My bosses brothers wife is dying of stomach cancer...Prayers for God to give them strength.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 07, 2016 11:15 PM (CNHr1)
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You got it.
Fuck cancer.
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 07, 2016 11:22

Prayers up from here. Hope Carl is
comfortable.

T & J

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 01:34 AM (o/90i)

549 Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:30 AM (QDnY+)

After 2012, I basically resigned myself to understanding that there is a permanent D majority in this country. At least with the LIVs and dead people voting.

::shrug::

oh well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:34 AM (cJrMO)

550 Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (QDnY+)
That's what some of my friends are doing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 01:35 AM (Q5Ymk)

551 I will go ahead and state my preference is for strippers withOUT tats, which is a problem.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 01:32 AM (2RVmA)

Ain't that the truth!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:35 AM (CUYn5)

552 Since some folks apparently missed my #55:

Ralph Peters: Clinton is corrupt, greedy and despicable but I have to vote for her over Trump
https//youtu.be/4_8i5MsaJe4


But in the "we'll always have Paris" vein, here's Best of Peters:

Ralph Peters: The way you deal with IS is to kill them, kill the last one and then kill his pet goat
https://youtu.be/6xRKezjOrVc

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 01:35 AM (FE+I8)

553 Tim..



I bet it was about Tats...



Heh..

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (QIFAZ)

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Me too!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:35 AM (tHwdc)

554 547 Tim..

I bet it was about Tats...

Heh..

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (QIFAZ)

It was about whatever you want it to be about.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 01:36 AM (d76uN)

555 Is Hillary even going to show at her Lady Gaga event? Kinda curious to see what kind of condition she is in after seeing that stumbling walk on Drudge.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 08, 2016 01:36 AM (ADIwO)

556 Well the Clinton campaign had the jaw-dropping audacity to raise (falsely) the "issue" (slander) of sexual assault (!!!!), so why not accuse Trump of being lazy for only being on the move doing events all over the effing country for 16 hours a day for about 4 days in a row?


While Her Heinous cowers in her medical shelter or whatever, invisible and silent.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:36 AM (QDnY+)

557
I basically resigned myself to understanding that there is a permanent D majority in this country.

With metal on their faces.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 01:37 AM (IqV8l)

558 OTOH, most of your generation are losers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (SRKgf)

Really, Jay?

You want to go there? Because I can easily say "go fuck yourself," but that would be unkind and would go against our year(s) of non-aggression of the 'hq.

It's really not kind to paint with a broad brush.

You can dislike tattoos and disagree with me (and the majority of people in this country), but it's not necessary to call people "losers".

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:37 AM (cJrMO)

559 Just, to be fair.. I really do not like tats.. My childres know I hate them and I have told my Daughter I will not pay for her wedding if she gets a tat.. But, that being said.. really not cool laying down blanket judgments on people's competence just because the have a sleeve.. Those stupid piercings though....

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:37 AM (9eoQ+)

560 I wouldn't hire a girl or guy for that matter for my receptionist that had facial piercings.///

The correct term for facial piercings is victim of a tacklebox explosion.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 01:37 AM (Ha50C)

561

While Her Heinous cowers in her medical shelter or whatever, invisible and silent.

Font of virgins blood = medical shelter

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 01:38 AM (2RVmA)

562 deplorablejewells45, your friends are in my prayers

Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2016 01:38 AM (Elk67)

563 While Her Heinous cowers in her medical shelter or whatever, invisible and silent.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:36 AM (QDnY+)

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LOL@"Her Heinous"

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:38 AM (tHwdc)

564 554 Since some folks apparently missed my #55:

Ralph Peters: Clinton is corrupt, greedy and despicable but I have to vote for her over Trump
https//youtu.be/4_8i5MsaJe4

But in the "we'll always have Paris" vein, here's Best of Peters:

Ralph Peters: The way you deal with IS is to kill them, kill the last one and then kill his pet goat
https://youtu.be/6xRKezjOrVc
Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 01:35 AM (FE+I

But, his choice for President will have us subsidize the Muzzie and his damn goat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:39 AM (voOPb)

565 But it sure did feel good saying it.

Oh yeah?!!!!???


You too!!!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 01:39 AM (d76uN)

566 Ear gauges are worse than tats. Those are hideous.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 01:39 AM (6IPEM)

567 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (SRKgf)

if a Marine has a full sleeve in memory of a friend Killed in Action is he also a loser?

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:39 AM (3oLOm)

568 <sneaks a bit of tomorrow evening's Jack into the rocks glass>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:40 AM (tHwdc)

569 I talk to way too many attorneys in my day job. and it's true what they say: 99% of attorneys give the rest a bad name.
Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC
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I've known a fair share, and a few in rather unpleasant circumstances. Even those who I regard as friends can be extremely annoying.

The problem (I think, and all present company excepted, of course) is that the first thing that they learn in law school is that for every argument, there is a counter-argument. It need not be logical, it need not be true, it need not be just, but it can be made, and it can be made without any moral reservation.

These guys do it in casual conversation about matters that are of no import whatsoever. At the drop of a hat, you tell that they have shifted into lawyer-think. At best, it is tedious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 01:40 AM (eMnol)

570 I despise the way the Obamas talk when they surmise that the audience is more black than not.

Also please shut your mouth and staple it shut with this make history bullshat. Go to hell obamas.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 01:40 AM (Dc/ui)

571 I need a safe space from smurfs.

Posted by: Gargamel at November 08, 2016 01:40 AM (dtWKK)

572 So Peters really is a lightweight. Not a shocker.


Basically there's a huge cohort of "conservative" pundits who have distinguished themselves by simply not being almost impossibly ignorant and clueless, like the dominant majority of non-"conservative" pundits.


They floated above that extremely low bar, but now - oops. Of course many of us have never found them particularly insightful anyway, merely info-tainment that contrasted with the vapid idiocy of the Borg.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:41 AM (QDnY+)

573 562 I wouldn't hire a girl or guy for that matter for my receptionist that had facial piercings.///

The correct term for facial piercings is victim of a tacklebox explosion.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 01:37 AM (Ha50C)

Nothing says Outstanding as a guy with holes in his ears the size of a quarter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:41 AM (voOPb)

574 561 Just, to be fair.. I really do not like tats.. My childres know I hate them and I have told my Daughter I will not pay for her wedding if she gets a tat.. But, that being said.. really not cool laying down blanket judgments on people's competence just because the have a sleeve.. Those stupid piercings though....
Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:37 AM (9eoQ+)


What's the difference? Tattoos, piercings, pretty much all of a piece, methinks.

What do they say? That "I'm too fucking stupid to think for myself, and slavishly follow retard fashion."

Just the kind of people I'd want to exercise judgment on my behalf.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:41 AM (SRKgf)

575 I don't get ear gauges.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:41 AM (tHwdc)

576 ---
Yeah, I s'pose. But it sucks. They say "I love the
live free or die state! NH is so unique!!!" then they vote for the same
shit that ruined their home states
Oh well. Whatever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:31 AM
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Every purple/red state is in the same boat. The conservative/libertarian side must continuously battle the natural inclination of human beings toward stupidity, whereas the socialist side depends upon it. We are fighting against human nature. I am not hopeful.

Posted by: irright at November 08, 2016 01:41 AM (vqzjE)

577 I will go ahead and state my preference is for strippers withOUT tats, which is a problem.///

Yeah the clubs with non tatted strippers are way more expensive.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 01:42 AM (Ha50C)

578 I had a nice chat on the phone this afternoon with the president of the Panhard club (yes, there is one) in Reno. While we are talking, I hear a loud report, like a gunshot, and then "flap, flap, flap, flap...". I said, "Holy crap!" and guy on the phone says, "Hey what?" "Sorry", I said. "Semi-truck going by on the grid road just blew a tire. I thought for a moment it was a gunshot." It was one Hell of a bang, for sure. Semi with a pup trailer. Empty, probably, based on the direction was going, away from the grain terminal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:42 AM (CUYn5)

579 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 01:40 AM (eMnol)

exactly

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:42 AM (3oLOm)

580 Now that the ONT is up may I ask for prayers? My bosses brothers wife is
dying of stomach cancer...Prayers for God to give them strength.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 07, 2016 11:15 PM (CNHr1)

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Saw this late, you got 'em!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:42 AM (tHwdc)

581 The facial piercings though on occassion, give great comedic relief.

Like when I asked the cashier at McDonalds:

"Fishing accident?"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 01:42 AM (v5iqM)

582 I don't get ear gauges.

When they're down at the bathhouse and run out of holes...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 01:43 AM (IcT7t)

583 Every purple/red state is in the same boat. The conservative/libertarian side must continuously battle the natural inclination of human beings toward stupidity, whereas the socialist side depends upon it. We are fighting against human nature. I am not hopeful.
Posted by: irright at November 08, 2016 01:41 AM (vqzjE)

Yeah. It's like NC (and VA and SC and FL, etc.) -- millions of northerners have fled their ridiculous states to these southern states for the low taxes, low cost of living, etc... then they get their and promptly do what they can to turn those states in to the states they fled.

It's fucked.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:43 AM (cJrMO)

584 Jay, please take the cup of "lighten up A'hole coffee" I see on the table there next to you and take a sip..

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:43 AM (9eoQ+)

585 The person posting that Trump is calling it a night is LYING LYING LYING. Trump's doing his rally right now.
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No!

If you can't trust a one name poster on a blog after midnight, who can you trust?

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 01:44 AM (3Liv/)

586 @503....

Anna,

What an Awesome link!! Thank you.

Incredible what a true Professional is capable of....

The stone debris concealment was excellent. Ingress an egress would be painful, but that's the job.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 08, 2016 01:44 AM (NID8V)

587 I don't want to get caught up in the Tattoo Wars going on tonight, but I have to say...

My daughter has a couple of friends, and they both have tattoos all up and down their arms & elsewhere. They're married, with a young girl-child.

Sad to report, their daughter inherited their tattoos, and they didn't mix well. Poor kid. Just one example: Eagle on Dad's arm, heart on Mom's, too heart-wrenching to relate what the kid's mixed version looked like....

:O

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 01:44 AM (FE+I8)

588 And Jay, bud, seriously -- I'm not trying to argue with you. I'm just saying... be cool with people. Or not, but don't pick fights with your fellow morons over superfluous shit. It's hard enough out there without us all infighting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (cJrMO)

589 I'll be honest: I don't give change to homeless people with tattoos.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (Dc/ui)

590 Nothing says Outstanding as a guy with holes in his ears the size of a quarter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:41 AM (voOPb)

What are them big loopy things these kids are wearing in the ears these days? Saw one at wally world the other day that had em as big as saucer.

WTH?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (d76uN)

591 The correct term for facial piercings is victim of a tacklebox explosion.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 01:37 AM (Ha50C)

LOL! I have been heard to say, "pity about that fishing accident."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (CUYn5)

592 454 448 Dixville Notch:

4 Clinton
2 Trump
1 Johnson
1 Romney
Posted by: The Voting Hat at November 08, 2016 01:09 AM (vBeA5)


...as goes the notch, goes the nation.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:12 AM (cJrMO)


Romney's going to get 12.5% of the popular vote? That is certainly unexpected.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (sdi6R)

593 569 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:33 AM (SRKgf)
if a Marine has a full sleeve in memory of a friend Killed in Action is he also a loser?
Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:39 AM (3oLOm)


Yes.

Because, unless he's native in Borneo, there was no need to memorialize his fallen comrade in such a stupid fashion.

Think about it: why not put a bone through his nose in memory of his martyred friend?

I'm not deprecating the sacrifice of the friend - far from it - but rather the recognition of that sacrifice. Which would be more appropriate: establishing a scholarship fund in the departed hero's name, or writing some stupid shit in ink on your ass?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (SRKgf)

594
"James Comey's Federal Bureau of Incompetence...."



Oh dear, his e-wife here will be ever so upset at that.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (kdS6q)

595 So what do ya'll think about genital tattoos and piercings?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 01:46 AM (NUqwG)

596 What are them big loopy things these kids are wearing in the ears these days? Saw one at wally world the other day that had em as big as saucer.

WTH?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (d76uN)

gauges. I don't get it, personally... but whatever.

Fun fact: only way to "fix" the gauged ear is with surgery.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:46 AM (cJrMO)

597 I'm a grandmother of 5, Harley rider, tattoos, video gamer, have been working in cancer research for 30 years. Everyone can see my tattoos, no one says a word

Posted by: Dal at November 08, 2016 01:10 AM (HBU7W)

Most people never would say anything because, you know, courtesy.

But trust me cupcake, as someone around your age, they're thinking it. About how disgusting it is.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 01:46 AM (Idu2i)

598 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 07, 2016 11:15 PM (CNHr1)
Prayers for your friend and their family.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 01:47 AM (Q5Ymk)

599 Romney's going to get 12.5% of the popular vote? That is certainly unexpected.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (sdi6R)

'twas being facetious. The notch is about as un-representative of the country as possible.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:47 AM (cJrMO)

600 I can tell you as Bruce Springsteen's ex-wife the guy is a turd. He'd write crap about driving all night to buy his girlfriend a pair of shoes blah, blah, blah. Then 'The Boss' would laugh and say his stupid fans would love it. He hardly bathes and smells like hot dog water. Good riddance.

Posted by: Julianne Phillips at November 08, 2016 01:47 AM (qlPzn)

601 The problem with tats,piercings... It's tribal. Don't get pissed if you mark yourself as "this" tribe and now you no longer fit into another tribe. You made a choice.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 01:47 AM (Ha50C)

602 Prince Albert is that you?

Posted by: A Weiner at November 08, 2016 01:47 AM (9eoQ+)

603 I'll be honest: I don't give change to homeless people with tattoos.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (Dc/ui)
*****
Don't feel bad. I don't give money to homeless people with or without tattoos.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 01:47 AM (6IPEM)

604 So what do ya'll think about genital tattoos and piercings?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 01:46 AM (NUqwG)

As long as I don't have to look at them, I don't care.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:48 AM (CUYn5)

605 I'm trying to figure out exactly when to hit the polling place here in my quaint little hellhole. Turnout will be heavy, that I'm sure. There's a crowd that will hit in the early morning, a line will be formed by 7AM.

Generally, I have the best look around 2PM, enough time after the lunch hour, but a lot of people may have the same idea and pile up with heavy turnout.

Yep, I'm gonna go radio silent all day and night tomorrow. I just can't take the ups and downs.

And tell me, what do you do with a damn cat the meows like she's starving and you get up to feed her, and then she jumps in your computer chair. It's all a ruse to get the chair. And you've fallen for it before?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 01:48 AM (DW+jj)

606 I really don't care what anyone thinks about my tats. I'm free, I have them. DILLIGAF about anyone's feelings? Nope.

Posted by: Dal at November 08, 2016 01:49 AM (HBU7W)

607 590 And Jay, bud, seriously -- I'm not trying to argue with you. I'm just saying... be cool with people. Or not, but don't pick fights with your fellow morons over superfluous shit. It's hard enough out there without us all infighting.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (cJrMO)


Harry, fair enough. I'm trying to educate the brethren. In the fullness of time, some will come to appreciate the wisdom of the perspective I'm imparting. Today's fashion is tomorrow's punch line. What's cool today, will be laughed at tomorrow. For tattoos, tomorrow is coming ... soon. Very soon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:49 AM (SRKgf)

608 It's fucked.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2016 01:43 AM

You got it right HP. I'm dreaming that Trump could win over the criminal.

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 01:50 AM (o/90i)

609 RioBravo, you're a baaaad man.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 01:50 AM (QDnY+)

610 It's almost Midnight Central. Where is your Refrigerator and is it running?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 01:50 AM (d76uN)

611 Hillary is amped.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 01:51 AM (P/kVC)

612 Yeah the clubs with non tatted strippers are way more expensive.
Posted by: Willy J.

Yes, and none in Baltimore

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 01:52 AM (2RVmA)

613 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (SRKgf)

you assume the tattoo is the only memorial, there is a scholarship fund as well started by members of his unit and turned over to the Marine Corps Scholarship Foundation. Several of us are extremely active in the annual fund raising campaign in several states in his name. but none of that captures the extremely personal connection in an appropriate way.

I can't expect everyone to understand our warrior culture, but I can expect far less bullshit like "might as well put a bone through his nose"

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:52 AM (3oLOm)

614 And tell me, what do you do with a damn cat the meows like she's starving and you get up to feed her, and then she jumps in your computer chair. It's all a ruse to get the chair. And you've fallen for it before?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 01:48 AM (DW+jj)

My new little Tigger kitty followed me to the house this afternoon at feeding time. Dog was already chowing down on her kibble. Kitty went right up to the dish. Dog glared at her. If looks could kill... I got the cat a dish of food, and carried her back out to the shop to feed her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:52 AM (CUYn5)

615 That last picture is a recently discovered Martian building that is buried in the sand, right?

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2016 01:52 AM (EaQ6/)

616 Those belly button piercings with the little hanging doohickey get my motor running, I must say. On the little flat belly hotties. When the flat bellies turn into middle aged women with a gut, not so much.

That's about the only body piercing that doesn't turn my stomach.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 01:52 AM (DW+jj)

617 Would you despise me for a Viking rune snake tattoo around my right wrist in memory of my dad?


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:25 AM (tHwdc)

I think you can tell from his comment(s) something like that is not what he's referring to.

I think we've found the new longbow/crossbow argument.

I'm out.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 01:52 AM (Idu2i)

618 608 I really don't care what anyone thinks about my tats. I'm free, I have them. DILLIGAF about anyone's feelings? Nope.
Posted by: Dal at November 08, 2016 01:49 AM (HBU7W)


Not even prospective employers? Great.

Buy some bell bottoms too. Go for the whole burrito.

(Seriously, bell bottoms must be about due for a comeback. Be way cool, and adopt them now, before they become mainstream non-conformist.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:53 AM (SRKgf)

619 Watch closely, now, folks, as I perform my famous logoff disappearing act. Ready?

3... Good night, Gracies!

2... Remember to vote, conscious or conscience your choice

1... ** BAMF! **

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 01:53 AM (FE+I8)

620 And BTW , any assholes like Bruce Springsteen will NEVER get another dime from me.

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 01:53 AM (o/90i)

621 Lip Disks are what's hot next.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 01:53 AM (P/kVC)

622 605 I'll be honest: I don't give change to homeless people with tattoos.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (Dc/ui)
*****
Don't feel bad. I don't give money to homeless people with or without tattoos.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 01:47 AM (6IPEM

There are homeless people? I thought they were urban outdoorsmen/women

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:54 AM (voOPb)

623 607
And tell me, what do you do with a damn cat the meows like she's starving and you get up to feed her, and then she jumps in your computer chair. It's all a ruse to get the chair.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 01:48 AM (DW+jj)


You've met my Kira, I see.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 01:54 AM (sdi6R)

624 You haven't "fallen for it before" You have trained her with repetitive positive reinforcement...

She sounds like a really smart cat to put together - "If I Meow, he gets up to feed me" to "if I Meow, he will get up because I want him too." BTW your cat voted for Hillary..

No Lie, I am really "the Catman" No, not the one with the tats..

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:54 AM (9eoQ+)

625 Would you despise me for a Viking rune snake tattoo around my right wrist in memory of my dad?


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:25 AM (tHwdc)



So ... am I to understand that in the absence of your tattoo, you'd forget about your father?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:54 AM (SRKgf)

626 And tell me, what do you do with a damn cat the meows like she's starving and you get up to feed her, and then she jumps in your computer chair. It's all a ruse to get the chair. And you've fallen for it before?

Get the hairball a treat. Pick hairball up, sit down, place hairball on lap, feed treat. Do not feed treat to hairball when it's just hairball in the chair.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 01:55 AM (IcT7t)

627 70K watching Trump on YouTube. 79K on Facebook. I don't know if there's overlap, but for a rally after midnight? That's yuge.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 08, 2016 01:55 AM (rJUlF)

628 "Lip Disks are what's hot next."

I don't even want to know what those are but I have an opinion on them.

*types*

*deletes*

Hah!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 01:55 AM (d76uN)

629 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat and let's hope for the best tomorrow.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2016 01:55 AM (u8kLQ)

630 623 Lip Disks are what's hot next.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 01:53 AM (P/kVC)

And boobs?
Then it would remind me of elementary school and Nat Geo. With bellbottoms

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:55 AM (voOPb)

631 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat and let's hope for the best tomorrow.

That you'll release your filming schedule?

G'night, qdpsteve!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 01:56 AM (IcT7t)

632 you assume the tattoo is the only memorial, there is a scholarship fund as well started by members of his unit and turned over to the Marine Corps Scholarship Foundation. Several of us are extremely active in the annual fund raising campaign in several states in his name. but none of that captures the extremely personal connection in an appropriate way.

I can't expect everyone to understand our warrior culture, but I can expect far less bullshit like "might as well put a bone through his nose"

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:52 AM (3oLOm)

FWIW, I would regard your buddy's memorial tattoo as falling in the "earned" category as described by Jim in post #529. In other words, an exception to the general "rule" about tats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:56 AM (CUYn5)

633 Can we call a truce in the tatoo war please? Or at least take it to Tatooine, where it can be appropriately discussed?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 01:57 AM (d76uN)

634 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 01:56 AM (CUYn5)

thanks

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:57 AM (3oLOm)

635
I'll be honest: I don't give change to homeless people with tattoos.
Posted by: Eli Cash

Don't feel bad. I don't give money to homeless people with or without tattoos.
Posted by: L, Elle




I prod the more insistent ones away with my silver tipped cane as I alight from my Brougham.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 01:58 AM (kdS6q)

636 Homeless question, got a hobo working an intersection here. Sign says " No turn on red when pedestrians are present.". Is he a pedestrian?

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 01:58 AM (2RVmA)

637 I've had my tattoo since 2000, and if I'm going to be judged negatively for it, so be it. It really helped me get over losing my dad so fucking pointlessly. Every time I look at it, I remember how lucky I was to have him as my dad. He was pretty conservative, but became surprisingly libertarianish in many ways as he got older. I think he'd be OK with it if he were alive today, but of course, I wouldn't have it if he were alive today.

I considered whether or not to get one in memory of Mr. Deplorable, but ruled it out almost immediately. No tattoo could possibly reflect that loss. I look at my wedding ring and engagement ring, as well as his ring on the finger next to it, and can't imagine ever taking them off.

He was tattooed on my soul.

People will judge you on many things. Sometimes they get to see it upfront, sometimes they'll find out later.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:58 AM (tHwdc)

638 And boobs?

Then it would remind me of elementary school and Nat Geo. With bellbottoms///

If the refrigerator is avocado in color it's a time machine.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 01:58 AM (Ha50C)

639 On tattoos...

They're not for me. I don't mind seeing them on LEO's or military people. Those tats have stories behind them.

Most tats, though, seem to be done on a whim with not much thought behind them.

Disclosure: My daughter has tats. One is a Superman "S" shield with my name on top.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 08, 2016 01:58 AM (rJUlF)

640 Voting was up in NH's midnight counties from 2012, 57 to 42, for the two major party people.

Posted by: TPC at November 08, 2016 01:59 AM (WO2U1)

641 638 Homeless question, got a hobo working an intersection here. Sign says " No turn on red when pedestrians are present.". Is he a pedestrian?
Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 01:58 AM (2RVmA

Speed bump

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 01:59 AM (voOPb)

642 Tim, Your a funny guy..

You are slicin' with a hammer..

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:59 AM (QIFAZ)

643 You're.. dammit!

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:59 AM (QIFAZ)

644 Waco and Ruby Ridge are are very well and good, but don't forget that Janet Reno made her bones prosecuting phony child abuse cases in Florida. I guess the only consolation for the innocents she railroaded into jail is that at least she didn't kill them.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 02:00 AM (1dbI1)

645 Here is the permanent D majority: half the people have IQs under 100. 4% of the people with IQs over 100 are easily fooled. That is the permanent D majority of 52%.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 02:00 AM (1WYLC)

646 you assume the tattoo is the only memorial, there is a scholarship fund as well started by members of his unit and turned over to the Marine Corps Scholarship Foundation. Several of us are extremely active in the annual fund raising campaign in several states in his name. but none of that captures the extremely personal connection in an appropriate way.

I can't expect everyone to understand our warrior culture, but I can expect far less bullshit like "might as well put a bone through his nose"

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 01:52 AM (3oLOm)


In the presence of the Marine Corps Scholarship Foundation, any shitty tattoo is superfluous and pointless, is it not?

For the record, my father, mother, and paternal uncle were all in the Marine Corps, with my father receiving a battlefield commission on Iwo Jima, and retiring as a full colonel.

This is not bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 02:00 AM (SRKgf)

647 303 I don't get guys like Ralph Peters or anyone who loathes HRC but will vote for her.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2016 12:22 AM (KAi1n)

------------------------------------------------------------

That really pissed me off. Once again someone lecturing me about national security while voting for Hillary is the definition of insanity.

My question for Peters is: Why do you want brave Americans fighting and dying in Syria to stop Putin if America is no longer about equal justice under the law and the constitution at home?

So it is clear which side he is on...once again it is better to find out now, rather than later. No matter what happens tomorrow, Trump's candidacy has at least proved who does and who does not have the fortitude to face what will soon have to be faced. For that we should be eternally grateful.



Posted by: William Eaton at November 08, 2016 02:00 AM (MuTTO)

648 And tell me, what do you do with a damn cat the meows like she's starving and you get up to feed her, and then she jumps in your computer chair. It's all a ruse to get the chair. And you've fallen for it before?

Get the hairball a treat. Pick hairball up, sit down, place hairball on lap, feed treat. Do not feed treat to hairball when it's just hairball in the chair.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 01:55 AM

LOL, that's what Butterscotch does, she loves to steal the computer chair.

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 02:01 AM (o/90i)

649 638 Homeless question, got a hobo working an intersection here. Sign says " No turn on red when pedestrians are present.". Is he a pedestrian?

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 01:58 AM (2RVmA)

++++

Depends on whether the LEO is under or over his citation quota.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 02:01 AM (R+30W)

650 Are we not men? We are DEVO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 02:01 AM (dtWKK)

651 If the refrigerator is avocado in color it's a time machine.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 01:58 AM (Ha50C

Damn then the birthday i had last week was real.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 02:01 AM (voOPb)

652 It is election day here in Texas.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 02:01 AM (1WYLC)

653 Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 01:59 AM (QIFAZ)

Not a Grammar Pedant here. Way above my pay grade.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 02:02 AM (d76uN)

654 Might be of interest to a few people here, they are actually going to begin work on Young Justice Season 3.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 02:02 AM (bMG0w)

655 Homeless question, got a hobo working an intersection here. Sign says " No turn on red when pedestrians are present.". Is he a pedestrian?

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 01:58 AM (2RVmA)

Well, a pedestrian is a person who is walking as a means to get somewhere. The hobo is loitering in the eyes of the law.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:02 AM (CUYn5)

656
Sen. Jim Webb (D-Crazytown) in a 2008 interview with Esquire revealed he and his son have matching tattoos celebrating their Irish and Scottish ancestry.




"their Irish and Scottish ancestry"

So, a tattoo of a guy refusing to pay for his drinks?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 02:03 AM (kdS6q)

657 I know were focusing on the evil bitch Hilary tonight, remember Reno and Gorelick preceded her.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 02:04 AM (2RVmA)

658 So ... am I to understand that in the absence of your tattoo, you'd forget about your father?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 01:54 AM (SRKgf)

=============
I suppose I should have expected a snarky reply. No, of course not. But whenever someone asks me about my tattoo, it provides me the opportunity to talk about my dad and what a great guy he was.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:04 AM (tHwdc)

659 My Dorkie Dork, a beautiful, 6# brindle-colored, La Perm/ragamuffin mix can't bogart the chair since her rear right leg was amputated last July. It was really difficult to authorize, but she wouldn't have pulled through the surgery to fix the leg. She's adapted quite well but tends to forget that leg is missing. She's so adorkable and is verrry affectionate.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2016 02:04 AM (KAi1n)

660 De Plane! DePlane!!

Posted by: Ricardo Mantalbans Evil little TATOO!! at November 08, 2016 02:04 AM (d76uN)

661 Tattoos? See 'A Day at the Circus'! I sing 'Lydia the Tattooed Lady'!

Posted by: Groucho Marx at November 08, 2016 02:04 AM (qlPzn)

662 For Janet Reno's sake, I hope David Koresh wasn't really the Messiah.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at November 08, 2016 02:04 AM (rft/I)

663 LOL, that's what Butterscotch does, she loves to steal the computer chair.

Probably because it's comfortably warm. Used to have a cat that loved sleeping on top of the TV for that reason. He'd find that a little more difficult these days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 02:05 AM (IcT7t)

664 I trained another cat well, my most beloved and favored one. I got her from an aunt in 1985, when I went to college. She lived until 2005, going on 21 years.

She learned that all she had to do to get me to come running was to get under the computer desk and start making noise with the wires and cable. I tried to enclose it with various stuff to keep her out, to a little success. One time she did, and all she was doing was sitting next to the desk, and taking her paw and rattling a piece of the cardboard I had used for fencing.

She was looking through the door, anticipating my coming running.

When she wanted out, she'd go to the door. If you didn't come, she'd go through increasingly more annoying things to finally get you to come. My father, who'd go to sleep on the couch got her to doing something amazing. If you were lying down, she'd come up and meow right in your ear. That's how she'd wake my father up!

She knew what your ear was for.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 02:05 AM (DW+jj)

665 Tomorrow is the most stressful day ever and I had to endure twins in ICU.. and I just can't take Jay.

"Harry, fair enough. I'm trying to educate the brethren. In the fullness of time, some will come to appreciate the wisdom of the perspective I'm imparting."

(PS.. the real reason Ted Cruz did not get the Primary vote right here!)

Why do you assume that we need your fucking wisdom?

Meow

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 02:06 AM (QIFAZ)

666 My late grandfather had a traditional sailor's tattoo. He was a commercial fisherman in his youth. When he got married, and became a landlubber, he got a fouled anchor tattoo on his left upper arm. I rarely ever saw it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:06 AM (CUYn5)

667 Hillary did a ten minute speech...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 02:07 AM (P/kVC)

668 Hillary did a ten minute speech...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 02:07 AM (P/kVC)

Told 'em everything she knew, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:08 AM (CUYn5)

669 I'm off to get some sleep. The TV has some bitch on yelling at me and America. Who in their right mind would vote for this shrew?

Be well you Morons, hope you survive this insanity.

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 02:09 AM (o/90i)

670
Photoshops of Ted Cruz with a Maple Leaf tat. And the Hillary one is the stuff of nightmares.

www.inkedmag.com/tattooed-presidential-candidates/

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 02:09 AM (kdS6q)

671 Romney's going to get 12.5% of the popular vote? That is certainly unexpected.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (sdi6R)


/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

Posted by: #MormonMafia at November 08, 2016 02:09 AM (vBeA5)

672 I suppose I should have expected a snarky reply. No, of course not. But whenever someone asks me about my tattoo, it provides me the opportunity to talk about my dad and what a great guy he was.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:04 AM (tHwdc)



But with all due respect, suppose you saw someone else's tattoo, and inadvisedly inquired after it, and its owner told you all about it. How would you feel about hearing the LP version of some stranger's life?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 02:09 AM (SRKgf)

673 If Hilary loses tomorrow, I'm gonna write an essay on how see picked the wrong Virginian as rinning mate, Webb would have helped her far moreethan Tim

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 02:09 AM (2RVmA)

674 I'm reading the WaPo article about Trump's ground game and I remember in 2012, Obama's team using facebook reminders was hailed as groundbreaking and a stunningly clever use of GOTV.

Yet Trump doing it is considered "uhhhh I guess maybe that could work?"

It's hilarious the level of bias on what is almost a positive article (but not really lol).

Posted by: TPC at November 08, 2016 02:09 AM (WO2U1)

675 Daughter #2 had a piercing below her lower lip as a teenager. Got a job as a retail manager and removed the little metal thing, explaining to me "it might be bad for business."

Don't give up on your kids or your country. They just might come to their senses.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 08, 2016 02:09 AM (rB/gm)

676 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 02:00 AM (SRKgf)

you see calling a memorial tattoo "shitty" trivializes the significance of it. and for the record when I'm at the Marine Corps Scholarship Foundation annual dinner in my city, it's black tie, the only ones that Know I have it are me and my brothers in arms.

I respect your family history. I've got some history here too back to the Civil War in the Marine Corps fighting in the Battle of Drewrey's Bluff

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 02:10 AM (3oLOm)

677 People will judge you on many things. Sometimes they get to see it upfront, sometimes they'll find out later.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 01:58 AM (tHwdc)

---

*golfclap*

You do your thing, to hell with what anyone else thinks.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 02:10 AM (Eabwd)

678 Meow

Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 02:06 AM (QIFAZ)


mrrrrrrrrrrroooooooww

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:10 AM (tHwdc)

679 Watch videos on youtube of cats eating mice, rats, rabbits, squirrels. It's very calming.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 02:10 AM (dtWKK)

680 Why do you assume that we need your fucking wisdom?
Meow
Posted by: catman at November 08, 2016 02:06 AM (QIFAZ)


To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 02:11 AM (SRKgf)

681 Tats and piercings are this generation's prescribed nonconformity.

It's societal sanctioned rebellious self expression.

Like long hair was in the 60's.....but taken to a demented degree.

Stores like Hot Topic cater to and profit from it.

It's kinda fascinating from a sociological perspective......

On the bright side, ear lobe reconstruction is a growth industry in cosmetic surgery......and for those that can't afford that....in 30 years they won't be alone. Gonna be plenty of lobes flappin in the wind....

I tell anybody considering piercings, the way to be different is to not get one. It's the way to stand out and be different.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 08, 2016 02:11 AM (NID8V)

682 There is one tattoo of which I must wholeheartedly approve.

I speak of course, of the Royal International Air Tattoo.

http://www.airtattoo.com/

A most worthy exhibition, this.

With that, a warm farewell to you all, with hopes of victory tomorrow.


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 02:11 AM (v5iqM)

683 Niters Jim : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 02:12 AM (Eabwd)

684 William Eaton, I'm not concerned about war in Syria.


But the disastrous incompetence - borne of true lack of ability, knowledge, or judgment - of Hillary and her whole cohort of sub-lightweights ...... what the hell is Peters pretending to be thinking?


What did Ralph think of the greatest, probably most dangerous foreign policy disaster in post-WWII history - the Iran debacle? Egypt? The still-astonishingly stupid and dangerous Cairo speech? The feckless bumbling around Ukraine? The support for an insane EU that's trying to implode through its own mistakes? The overall weakness that has the US less in control of events than at any time in decades?


Or is it the criminal renting of US foreign policy, the criminal mishandling of classified information, the race-baiting pandering to violent racist domestic elements with police in their sights, the push for more and more disastrous mistakes in health care and fiscal insolvency and lawlessness?


Come on, Ralph, what's your favorite policy contrast behind your choice?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 02:12 AM (QDnY+)

685 Told 'em everything she knew, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:08 AM (CUYn5)

Sound was down, but she seemed to just shake her wretched claw and make gurgling sounds.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 02:12 AM (P/kVC)

686 But with all due respect, suppose you saw someone
else's tattoo, and inadvisedly inquired after it, and its owner told you
all about it. How would you feel about hearing the LP version of some
stranger's life?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 02:09 AM (SRKgf)

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If I didn't want to hear it, I wouldn't ask. I'm a sociable fuck.
I think I'm going to get "Jay Guevara" tattooed on my cat's belly. She's completely unemployable and despicable already.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:13 AM (tHwdc)

687 Sound was down, but she seemed to just shake her wretched claw and make gurgling sounds.

More coherent than usual.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 02:13 AM (IcT7t)

688 Whatever became of Sabo?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2016 02:13 AM (ZIFyZ)

689 I can't believe this could be the day the butchering bitch of benghazi is finally put away, and we are all arguing about......


*types*

*deletes*


What is everyone arguing about again?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 02:14 AM (d76uN)

690 I think I'm going to get "Jay Guevara" tattooed on my cat's belly. She's completely unemployable and despicable already.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:13 AM (tHwdc)

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Pleasepleaseplease...LOL.

Post on both the art and pet threads!

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 02:14 AM (Eabwd)

691 On tattoos my father was a Navy Doc. He went into great detail on tattoo removal techniques of the 50s. Scared me away from ever getting one. The balloons under the skin technique sounded horrible.

Different time etc...

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 02:14 AM (Ha50C)

692 Sound was down, but she seemed to just shake her wretched claw and make gurgling sounds.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 02:12 AM (P/kVC)

Hey! I found the video!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft-d-fwypX8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:15 AM (CUYn5)

693 Some company called Votecastr is running a voter suppression scheme tomorrow. They're going to start pushing out exit polling and predictions at 8 AM EST.

Don't fall for it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 02:16 AM (IcT7t)

694 693 On tattoos my father was a Navy Doc. He went into great detail on tattoo removal techniques of the 50s. Scared me away from ever getting one. The balloons under the skin technique sounded horrible.

Different time etc...
Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 02:14 AM (Ha50C)

You should hear my story about getting my "bore punched" after liberty in the Philippines

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 02:16 AM (3oLOm)

695 The first official tallies of the race are in, starting with the small towns in New Hampshire:

- Trump: 32 votes
- Clinton 25 votes
- Johnson: 4 votes
- Write-ins: 5


One write-in was for Romney. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 08, 2016 02:16 AM (G8TO0)

696 If I didn't want to hear it, I wouldn't ask. I'm a sociable fuck.
I think I'm going to get "Jay Guevara" tattooed on my cat's belly. She's completely unemployable and despicable already.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:13 AM (tHwdc)



Quite right, too. Remember to have her belly shaved for the edification of onlookers!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 02:17 AM (SRKgf)

697 Pleasepleaseplease...LOL.



Post on both the art and pet threads!

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 02:14 AM (Eabwd)

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The tricky part is going to be having to constantly shave her so it can be seen.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:17 AM (tHwdc)

698 You should hear my story about getting my "bore punched" after liberty in the Philippines

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 02:16 AM (3oLOm)

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So that's what you jarheads call it

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 02:18 AM (Eabwd)

699 Razorfist's election hangout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc0D7IMgKmc


Oh look it's Domo-Kun!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2016 02:18 AM (VdICR)

700 Quite right, too. Remember to have her belly shaved for the edification of onlookers!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2016 02:17 AM (SRKgf)
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No one will ever see it but me - she hides under the bed as soon as there's a knock on the door ;-)

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:19 AM (tHwdc)

701 The tricky part is going to be having to constantly shave her so it can be seen.

Cats can be rather tough to keep still, so a blade might not be a good thing. On the other hand, an electric razor might frighten kitty as well.

What is the best way to shave a cat that doesn't involve anaesthesia?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 02:20 AM (IcT7t)

702 You should hear my story about getting my "bore punched" after liberty in the Philippines///

Was it the heat or the mercury that hurt worse?

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 02:21 AM (Ha50C)

703 What is the best way to shave a cat that doesn't involve anaesthesia?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 02:20 AM (IcT7t)

Use a straight razor.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 02:21 AM (P/kVC)

704 pretty good casual discussion with Caddell and Coulter

45 minutes but his polling part starts at about 20:00, I think

He sees a potential Trump historical win

mostly on "change" (he helped write the polling questions)

some two thirds think with Trump the people win, with Hillary the (hated) elites win. And that was true across ethnicity, race, gender, party ... to large degrees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXF0kjj9mSQ

the have a lot of very interesting discussion along with the polling talk

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 02:21 AM (LhGBu)

705 So that's what you jarheads call it
Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 02:18 AM (Eabwd)

our corpsman had a jersey made with the name "dicksmith" on the back, when asked why he said "a locksmith works with locks"

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 02:22 AM (3oLOm)

706 Combine is operating in the field across the road from me. Could go all night, if the dew holds off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:22 AM (CUYn5)

707 What is the best way to shave a cat that doesn't involve anaesthesia?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 02:20 AM (IcT7t)

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Kitty bondage. Oh yeah, I'm going there.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:22 AM (tHwdc)

708 Kitty bondage. Oh yeah, I'm going there.

0.o

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 02:24 AM (IcT7t)

709 Kitty bondage. Oh yeah, I'm going there.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:22 AM (tHwdc)

Chinese Pizza Podesta-style?

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at November 08, 2016 02:25 AM (3oLOm)

710 Combine is operating in the field across the road from me. Could go all night, if the dew holds off.///

Big field or small combine?

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 02:26 AM (Ha50C)

711 And every time she complains, I'll just say, "Don't blame me, blame Jay! If you had a job, we wouldn't be having this discussion."

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:26 AM (tHwdc)

712 It starts with cat tats, it ends with this: http://ding.net/bonsaikitten/ (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 02:27 AM (IcT7t)

713 Please be nice to each other. This place has lost enough commenters over the last 6 months. Their h1b replacements are sub par, to say the least.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 02:29 AM (d76uN)

714 Someone upthread asked for a timeline of tomorrow night. Obviously any state that's close is going to take longer to resolve than expected.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/o46v82g

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 02:29 AM (3Liv/)

715
What has been seen, can not be unseen:

[pic]

http://tinyurl.com/qae2s74

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 02:29 AM (kdS6q)

716 We all tend to think our pets and other animals are really smart, as they display behavior that we deduce indicates clever thinking. But that's not usually the case, when subjected to scrutiny and real testing.

I was watching some show about dogs. A family's dog seemed to know when the father was coming home from work. Their deduction: our dog can tell time. He knows what time daddy comes home from work.

Well, according to what is known about dog intelligence and all that, a dog has no concept of time at all, much less any ability to tell it as we think of it. So how does Fido know when the guy is coming home?

There were several theories by experts on dog behavior. One was sense of smell. Huh, you may ask? Well, when the man leaves, his scent slowly dissipates over time. The dog associates a certain intensity of scent with the man coming home.

That proved to be the correct one. They did some things to screw up that scent dissipation, by having the wife get some of his undershirts he had worn and put them out a few hours after he had left.

That did the trick. Fido was not up on the couch looking out the window at 5:30PM or so. He was surprised when the man came home.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 02:30 AM (DW+jj)

717 Big field or small combine?

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 02:26 AM (Ha50C)

It's a quarter section, but it might farmed contiguous with the adjoining quarters. Big combines here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:31 AM (CUYn5)

718 What has been seen, can not be unseen:
[pic]
http://tinyurl.com/qae2s74


Thanks, now I can have nightmares.

G'night everyone!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 02:31 AM (IcT7t)

719 Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2016 02:12 AM (QDnY+)

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Oh I agree about Hillary's incompetence and treasonous behavior. I brought up Syria and Putin because Peters said Trump is "Putin's man".

Right now all Putin (even if Putin does not realize it yet) has to do is kick back and do nothing, because America is screwed if Hillary is elected, both at home and abroad. That proves Putin is not prime danger number one, but our own darn political elite...starting with the candidate Peters voted for!

Peters might as well have voted for Putin...at least we would get a competent tyranny where we can proudly wave our country's flag on our darn property again.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 08, 2016 02:32 AM (MuTTO)

720 What has been seen, can not be unseen:

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Perfectly captured that left crazy eye!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:34 AM (tHwdc)

721 This place has lost enough commenters over the last 6 months. Their h1b replacements are sub par, to say the least.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 02:29 AM (d76uN)

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Ah, but they're so much cheaper to operate!

Posted by: Immigration Attorneys of America at November 08, 2016 02:36 AM (tHwdc)

722 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:31 AM (CUYn5)

My house is in farm country. In Minnesota it has been a wet fall and the combining has been late and slow. Best of luck to them that the dew holds off.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 02:36 AM (Ha50C)

723 Is it constitutional for a state to not grant the vote until a number of years of residence? California locusts may not turn Texas blue, but it might be relevant for other states.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2016 02:37 AM (VdICR)

724 "James Comey's Federal Bureau of Incompetence...."



Oh dear, his e-wife here will be ever so upset at that.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 01:45 AM (kdS6q)




e-wife? has to be something better than e-wife.

blog whore, hqhussie?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2016 02:40 AM (cPsPa)

725 I suppose I should have expected a snarky reply. No, of course not. But whenever someone asks me about my tattoo, it provides me the opportunity to talk about my dad and what a great guy he was.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess

I enjoy speaking about tats. I have one and have 3 daughters who have 1-4 located in private areas. my hang up is tats on the hands of a woman wanting to hostess or run the desk of a motel

I would love to meet you and discuss your tat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 02:42 AM (voOPb)

726 It's a quarter section, but it might farmed contiguous with the adjoining quarters. Big combines here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

is it corn up there, or wheat? I guess they do what else? beans, canola?

I don't combine and just have a few acres, but they tell me beans get a little tough to cut at night.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 02:43 AM (LhGBu)

727 My house is in farm country. In Minnesota it has been a wet fall and the combining has been late and slow. Best of luck to them that the dew holds off.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 02:36 AM (Ha50C)

Trite, but true. Farming is everybody's bread and butter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:43 AM (CUYn5)

728 Alberta Oil If I remember right your a car guy. I posted this early you might have some interest.

39
I came across this non political youtube that is IMO interesting for
gearheads and history buffs. It's all about the first mass produced V8
and Ford production in 1932. Warning it's a little over an hour long and
big on banjo music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RB3z1er9Sw


Posted by: Willy J. at November 07, 2016 11:20 PM (Ha50C)

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 02:45 AM (Ha50C)

729
e-wife? has to be something better than e-wife.
Posted by: yankeefifth



There is, but one does not use the Family Nukes without comparable provocations.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 02:45 AM (kdS6q)

730 725 I don't know, but I like that idea. Make them vote absentee in their previous state for two election cycles.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:45 AM (tHwdc)

731
Executive Summary of Tonight's Thread

Tattooed carny-folk against the straitlaced townies.

It's like "Footloose" with less dancing and more excessive scabbing due to skin infections.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 02:48 AM (kdS6q)

732 I would love to meet you and discuss your tat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 02:42 AM (voOPb)

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I'd like that, too. The conversation will be a cornucopia of content!

Maybe we'll meet up in the Moron Territory, if it ever comes to be.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:49 AM (tHwdc)

733 is it corn up there, or wheat? I guess they do what else? beans, canola?

I don't combine and just have a few acres, but they tell me beans get a little tough to cut at night.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 02:43 AM (LhGBu)

Around here, wheat, barley, canola, and field peas. They are combining wheat in the field across the road. Field peas are mostly already off. They grow a little feed corn around here, but you don't see too may cornfields. Sweet table corn is grown down around the town of Taber in southern Alberta. And, curiously enough, there are small crops of sweet corn grown in northern Alberta, where warm microclimates in the valleys of the Peace River, and its large tributary, the Smoky River, trap sunlight and warmth to extend the growing season.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:49 AM (CUYn5)

734 htTattooed carny-folk against the straitlaced townies.///

Or like this.
tp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078902/

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 02:50 AM (Ha50C)

735 I suppose the 6 1/2 years I spent in the army airborne was "stupid", too, right?
---
well, jumping out of perfectly good airplanes equipped with *landing * gear does cause sane people to ask certain questions...

"Death Before Dismount!"

Posted by: redc1c4, happy go lucky leg at November 08, 2016 02:51 AM (bJoXB)

736 I'd like that, too. The conversation will be a cornucopia of content!

Maybe we'll meet up in the Moron Territory, if it ever comes to be.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02

petmorons@gmail.com or the twitter addy above.

I keep wanting a 2nd but just don't know what to get.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 02:51 AM (voOPb)

737 Tattooed carny-folk against the straitlaced townies.

It's like "Footloose" with less dancing and more excessive scabbing due to skin infections.

------------

LOL! Proper care, no infections. And no color, since I'm in the sun a lot.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:51 AM (tHwdc)

738 I came across this non political youtube that is IMO interesting for
gearheads and history buffs. It's all about the first mass produced V8
and Ford production in 1932. Warning it's a little over an hour long and
big on banjo music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RB3z1er9Sw


Posted by: Willy J. at November 07, 2016 11:20 PM (Ha50C)

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 02:45 AM (Ha50C)

Youtube keeps "recommending" that one to me, too. I watched a 25 minute one today of Jay Leno's Garage. He was discussing his Panhard PL17, with the guy from the Panhard club, with whom I was chatting on the phone this afternoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 02:53 AM (CUYn5)

739
It's like "Footloose" with less dancing and more excessive scabbing due to skin infections.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 02:48 AM (kdS6q

And thats the way we fucking like it

Dancing? Would have put up Michael Jackson videos or that other dead guy Princess

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 02:53 AM (voOPb)

740 Top 100 most damaging wikileaks about her thighness (scroll down a little).

http://www.mostdamagingwikileaks.com/

Know I am preaching to the choir, but it's good to see it consolidated.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at November 08, 2016 02:53 AM (Gim9y)

741 Peter's start was Red Army. An opfor version of Team Yankee....which was far superior imo.

Some trivia....The Team Yankee graphic novel had commentary by the authors between chapters. One in particular extolled the advantages of the A-10 Warthog. The Sov's labeled them "Devil Crosses"...

The Hog is a Singularly Magnificent Machine.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 08, 2016 02:54 AM (NID8V)

742 Thanks for being good kids tonight. I appreciate the kind thank yous! You folks are welcome. HOpe you swing by tomorrow.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 02:54 AM (voOPb)

743 The Sov's labeled them "Devil Crosses"...

As if they ever fought them.

Posted by: let's not get stupid now at November 08, 2016 02:57 AM (EJaAe)

744 I cannot imagine anybody of good conscience or even moderate intelligence voting for HRC. Her turnout numbers are gonna suck. Trump stands a decent chance of winning if people got out and vote! Lots of angry Berners want to see the Bush Clinton uniparty shills sobbing on CNN tomorrow, but actual republicans need to get of their asses and vote for their nominee.

Posted by: Bernette at November 08, 2016 02:58 AM (JSys4)

745 I keep wanting a 2nd but just don't know what to get.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 02:51 AM (voOPb)

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I'll send you a photo, and we can discuss ideas.
My advice - something that will be eternally meaningful, and unique. That means designing your own. I worked on mine for a long time.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:58 AM (tHwdc)

746 The reason they are in a crisis is the same reason a losing ball coach finds himself in jeopardy. People will tolerate only so much losing.

Puh-leeeeease.

Losing is one thing. Stabbing your nation in the back while you collude with the enemy is quite another.

The "conservative" leadership aren't in trouble because they're losers - though they certainly are losers - but because their despicable, low-life, putrid traitors.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 02:58 AM (zc3Db)

747 This calls for the nuclear option: Strawberry Shortcake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDH3vCgi4Qs

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 02:59 AM (dtWKK)

748 "Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry." -Thomas Jefferson

That's retarded. Typical Jefferson.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 02:59 AM (zc3Db)

749 Youtube keeps "recommending" that one to me, too. I watched a 25 minute
one today of Jay Leno's Garage. He was discussing his Panhard PL17, with
the guy from the Panhard club, with whom I was chatting on the phone
this afternoon.///

I was somewhat disappointed that the video wasn't more about the design of the flathead V8. But the history of the 32 Fords made the video worth it. Cool mechanic stuff interspersed.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 03:00 AM (Ha50C)

750 ===========
I'll send you a photo, and we can discuss ideas.
My advice - something that will be eternally meaningful, and unique. That means designing your own. I worked on mine for a long time.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 02:58 AM (tHwd

Shit, i might be dead before i know what i want.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 03:00 AM (voOPb)

751
That's retarded. Typical Jefferson.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 02:59 AM (zc3Db

and what is your definition Mr. POP?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 03:02 AM (voOPb)

752 Youtube keeps "recommending" that one to me, to///

Oh crap I'm going to a camp if Hillary wins.

I must have got tagged from my interests too for it to show up in links I may like.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 03:05 AM (Ha50C)

753 Panhard with a 90mm Main Gun. Ohh yeah baybee!! Let's talk about some road rage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panhard_EBR#/media/Fileanhard_EBR_150808_01.jpg

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 03:06 AM (d76uN)

754 I was somewhat disappointed that the video wasn't more about the design of the flathead V8. But the history of the 32 Fords made the video worth it. Cool mechanic stuff interspersed.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 03:00 AM (Ha50C)

Yeah, the '32 Fords were quite pretty, and had that hot new V8 engine, too. Little wonder they became the standard hot rod for two generations or more.

I toured a guy's collection somewhere in Washington State, and he had '32 radiator shells and roadster bodies hanging from the rafters in a vast barn. Not one or two, but a dozen or more. Plus several complete, operable hot rods. And hundreds of collectible cars, mostly performance-oriented.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 03:06 AM (CUYn5)

755 Thats the first time I've seen a smiley in a link but whatta ya goin to do?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 03:07 AM (d76uN)

756 so: i currently have 1.5 Liters of vodka on hand for Tuesday evening...already in the freezer.

plus most of another bottle (Tito's) on hand for Resident Evil (in freezer), plus a variety or wine, whisky, etc...

enough or should i lay in emergency back up supplies?

asking for a friend. ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4, happy go lucky leg at November 08, 2016 03:08 AM (bJoXB)

757 What is the best way to shave a cat that doesn't involve anaesthesia?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 08, 2016 02:20 AM (IcT7t)

Matches.

Posted by: William Munny at November 08, 2016 03:10 AM (kKHcp)

758 Hair Metal, Blind Guardian

https://youtu.be/Ep1B_aIFPDE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2016 03:10 AM (VdICR)

759 Here's a link without the smiley. I hope.

http://www.warwheels.net/images/panhardebrfl11DUJARDIN2.jpg

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 03:10 AM (d76uN)

760 and what is your definition Mr. POP?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 03:02 AM (voOPb)


It's not that. There are many things that the government has powers to do that citizens don't. You can look at the whole criminal justice system - no matter how it's built - as one simple example.

Jefferson liked to make silly statements such as his definition of "tyranny" that sounded cute but didn't hold up to even 3 seconds of consideration. Jefferson was an idiot who really had an awful concept of what America was and would become.

Tyranny is when the government dictates actions (and thoughts, in the worst of instances) to the citizen and when the citizen is considered more to be property of the government than independent agent. For instance, in our time, when America makes laws concerning things that Americans are not allowed to do in foreign nations. Except for waging war against America, this country has no right to dictate any laws outside of our borders, and Americans are not property of this nation so as to be bound to any American laws outside of American territory.

It is not a matter of something being legal for the government but illegal for a citizen (that is a situation that MUST often occur in any nation) but when there is no law on the government and/or selectively enforced law on the citizen. That, and my mention above of the citizen being property of the government, form the bases for tyranny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 03:12 AM (zc3Db)

761 Thats the first time I've seen a smiley in a link but whatta ya goin to do?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 03:07 AM (d76uN)

The link worked for me. An armored car would fun to drive. I don't know if I would want to be in a gasoline-fueled one in a battle, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 03:12 AM (CUYn5)

762 Alberta until you mentioned your Panhard I'd never heard of one.

Looked it up and they look like a fun little car.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 03:12 AM (Ha50C)

763 Well, i shocked the lady who plays the organ for me. She's appalled that I would vote for Trump who' she says is a total misogynist and she supports Black Lives Matter. I think I must have gone down in her estimation about 50 points. She's probably be surprised at how many people she knows in the church and actually like support Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2016 03:16 AM (tOcW/)

764 Alberta until you mentioned your Panhard I'd never heard of one.

Looked it up and they look like a fun little car.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 03:12 AM (Ha50C)

Jay Leno had good things to say about it in the video. I just fell into this. Traded a Studebaker hood for it. I have a soft spot for orphans, I guess. I fired it up, and drove an orbit around the yard today, and posed it in the sunshine and took some pictures, which I have yet to upload to the computer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 03:17 AM (CUYn5)

765 Someone sure is upset that Jay has a low opinion of tattoos. Must have a massive self esteem issue. Probably why he needs all those tats to feel like a badass.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 03:17 AM (bMG0w)

766 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 03:12 AM (CUYn5)

It would be interesting to see statistics of this type's combat loses. It looks though that it was never committed to any serious opposition against anti-armor weapons.

The low octane would have some effect on fire suppression but I'll leave that up to people with more expertise than me.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 03:19 AM (d76uN)

767 Pot status:

[ ] unstirred

[x] stirred

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 03:20 AM (CUYn5)

768 "Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry." -Thomas Jefferson

That's retarded. Typical Jefferson.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Maybe not retarded, but it's too simplistic. It's tyranny if he means that people in government positions like Hillary can commit crimes and get away with it, whereas normal citizens could not.

But there are certain functions that the government can carry out that ordinary citizens cannot, so that's not necessarily tyranny. But I understand what you mean. My orderly mind recoiled from it too.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 03:21 AM (dtWKK)

769 It would be interesting to see statistics of this type's combat loses. It looks though that it was never committed to any serious opposition against anti-armor weapons.

The low octane would have some effect on fire suppression but I'll leave that up to people with more expertise than me.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 03:19 AM (d76uN)

I don't know if there is any correlation between octane rating and flash point. But Diesel engines are also way more efficient in heavy vehicles, which means you can get more range on whatever amount of fuel you are able to carry. Range is very important in mechanized warfare.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 03:24 AM (CUYn5)

770 I have a soft spot for orphans, I guess. I fired it up, and drove an
orbit around the yard today, and posed it in the sunshine and took some
pictures, which I have yet to upload to the computer.///

It's a little like orphaned dogs/cats. People find out you'll take them and treat them right they show up on you're doorstep. Some of my best car deals have come that way. Works for guns too so morons be careful but not too careful who you admit your car or gun love too.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 08, 2016 03:26 AM (Ha50C)

771 I just came back from Trump's last rally here in West Michigan.
It was fascinating. More in a couple minutes...


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2016 03:26 AM (8iiMU)

772 Well, I am out for the night. I hope tomorrow is a huge victory for my American friends seeking to stave off Globalist tyranny.

Be well, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2016 03:29 AM (CUYn5)

773 Thanks for the Smile AOP. You really are one of the good ones around here.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 03:29 AM (d76uN)

774 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 03:21 AM (dtWKK)

Jefferson held lots of stupid views. He was a fan of the French Revolution, too.

I don't know why people have become such fans of him. His greatest contribution was when he totally reversed himself, went against everything that he had been railing about for years (and screaming at people who were better thinkers than he), and made the Louisianna Purchase. Other than that, I don't see him having been instrumental in much of anything. The Declaration would have been done at least as well without him. Big whoop.

The guy was a real asswipe. He was nasty and mean. ANd he was at his nastiest when he was screaming idiotic ideas at people that he would turn around and totally violate, himself.

I can't figure out why anyone likes that guy. His ideas of government were primitive, at best.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 03:30 AM (zc3Db)

775 Don't forget to go rent a car to prevent voter fraud! http://chris.casablog.com/2016/10/19/conservative-tactics/

Posted by: SPinRHF16 at November 08, 2016 03:32 AM (5yp0V)

776 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 03:30 AM (zc3Db)

That's no way to talk about the guy that got his face printed on the most useless piece of U.S. Currency ever printed.

I has a sadz. See?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 03:33 AM (d76uN)

777 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 03:33 AM (d76uN)

LOL.

I had to look that up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 03:35 AM (zc3Db)

778 To keep up your morale: some 70's psychedelic lesbian children's programming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLzFewjWeBk

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 03:35 AM (dtWKK)

779 From above: The problem of no-go zones is especially acute in North Rhine-Westphalia (NRW), Germany's most populous state.
Bavaria handles things a bit differently: http://tinyurl.com/j96trej (FoxNews.com)

Posted by: SPinRHF16 at November 08, 2016 03:36 AM (5yp0V)

780 I had to look that up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2016 03:35 AM (zc3Db)

Yay!! I caught somebody off guard!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 03:38 AM (d76uN)

781 768 Well, i shocked the lady who plays the organ for me. She's appalled that I would vote for Trump who' she says is a total misogynist and she supports Black Lives Matter. I think I must have gone down in her estimation about 50 points. She's probably be surprised at how many people she knows in the church and actually like support Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2016 03:16 AM (tOcW/)


Yep. These people, who were optimistic about the Stimulus, Obamacare, and the Iran Deal, to the degree they could be bothered to watch on tv, think you're the idiot.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2016 03:42 AM (VdICR)

782 Regarding Trump's rally:
Crooked Shrillary had a rally nearby this afternoon (4pm) at Grand Valley State University (GVSU). Trump's rally was scheduled for 11pm, doors opened at 8pm.

7:08pm - Mrs. DIG and I parked the car in a garage, and walked two blocks to the site (Devos Place). The line stretched from the entrance, around the building, and towards the river. We finally reached the end of the line halfway across the river on the foot bridge. We stayed there talking to ourselves and our linemates, and watching people stream past us to get in line until about 8:15p, when it started to creep forward. Two former military guys were ahead of us, a lieutenant in the National Guard who looked like a 20yo kid, and a slightly older Army guy with his wife and three small children. Behind us were three GVSU students who had attended the Hillary rally earlier in the day. They said it was crowded there, and showed us pics of them very near the front. The FAB was in her Mao red dress. She apparently talked for 45 minutes.

8:15p - 9p -- The line slowly crept forward. By this time, the line went across the river to the Gerald R. Ford Museum, headed north, then snaked back south right along the riverbank. I'm too lazy to actually measure the length of it, but I guess between 0.5 and 1.0 mile long.

To be continued....




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2016 03:43 AM (8iiMU)

783 >>>Jefferson held lots of stupid views. He was a fan of the French Revolution, too.


I am too drunk to process that right now, I do know that Rousseau, Robespierre, et al were the forerunners of communist philosophy, with the bullshit of using the abstraction of the "community" as an excuse to justify a totalitarian state ("it takes a village ...").

Take care everyone. Keep up your spirits and VOTE.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 03:45 AM (dtWKK)

784 That's no way to talk about the guy that got his face printed on the most useless piece of U.S. Currency ever printed.
---

well, i guess, technically, the Susan B Anthony coin is "minted:, so....

at least no one ever mistook a $2 bill for a quarter.


Posted by: redc1c4, happy go lucky leg at November 08, 2016 03:46 AM (bJoXB)

785 The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the tears of SJWs.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2016 03:50 AM (VdICR)

786 Jefferson sucks!

Posted by: J Adams at November 08, 2016 03:52 AM (VdICR)

787 I just saw a poll of Florida that had cross-tabs where Trump was getting 40% of the Latino vote. Can that be right?

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 08, 2016 03:55 AM (Uy6ri)

788 9p - 10:30p - The line crept forward. Vendors were hawking T-shirts, buttons and signs all along the line. As we approached the entrance, we saw a handful (maybe 6-10 people?) of FAB supporters with signs across the street. On sign said "Trump is racist", another said "Fuck Trump", and a laarge one had so much print on it, I didn't bother to read it, except for "Dear Trump". Cops were everywhere.

Regarding the "Fuck Trump" sign, I said loudly, "That's Melania's job" which earned some laughs.

We went through the metal detectors, then stood around (and then sat on the concrete floor) in the large hall as it filled up. Everyone was generally quiet and calm, chatting among themselves.

10:30p - Our former congressman started off the proceedings by introducing another political person who conducted an invocation. Then another one led us with the pledge of allegiance.

More in a few minutes.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2016 03:55 AM (8iiMU)

789 Mornin'.

Man, that link someone posted to Scott Foval's Twitter feed is teh awesome.

Dude is going f'ing NUCLEAR on the Dems, and spilling their dirty secrets left and right. The Dems should have given him a better severance package, methinks. It's an enlightening read. Moar please.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 03:57 AM (WlGX+)

790 Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2016 03:42 AM (VdICR)

I figured it was better to be honest with people than be in the closet, but I probably won't tell anyone else.
My neighbor up the street tried to tell me that 88% of the money raised by the Clinton Foundation dos to charity/ "Where DO you get your information from?" , he asked

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2016 03:57 AM (tOcW/)

791 Man, that link someone posted to Scott Foval's Twitter feed is teh awesome.



Dude is going f'ing NUCLEAR on the Dems, and spilling their dirty
secrets left and right. The Dems should have given him a better
severance package, methinks. It's an enlightening read. Moar please.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 03:57 AM (WlGX+)

============
By far, the best read of the day

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 04:01 AM (tHwdc)

792 Posted by: JEM at November 07, 2016 11:32 PM (0pMBV)

Re. Peters. It's been a very revealing election period. Clinton's list of FP screw ups and corruption are voluminous, and her emails were clearly an invitation to our enemies and a danger to the country and those who serve. And yet Peters can somehow justify voting for her. Makes no sense. We'll be lucky if someone could even wake her from her alcohol and drug induced stupors in the case of an emergency. Although in the end that might be a good thing.

Any, live and learn.

Posted by: gracepc at November 08, 2016 04:02 AM (OU4q6)

793 I tell anybody considering piercings, the way to be different is to not get one. It's the way to stand out and be different.



Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 08, 2016 02:11 AM (NID8V)
I have had my belly button pierced for almost 20 years, and my nose was pierced about 15 years ago, (small ring, perfect placement). Even my best friend - who originally was horrified when I told her - liked it when she saw it. Tempted to get a secret tat somewhere that is small and meaningful, but worry about how it will look later. The piercings I can take out, and I really like my nose one now; after I had it done (fuck, the pain! Worse than my belly button), I did have a moment of doubt. The off to the side lip, septum and mid chin ball piercings I don't get. *shrug*

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at November 08, 2016 04:05 AM (Gim9y)

794 10:30p - 11p : After the pledge, a few more political types came up and fired up the crowd. Then a local mover and shaker, Mr. Secchia, listed the FAB scandals for the benefit of the younger people in the crowd. That was something that surprised me - there were many, MANY young people in the crowd.

11p-11:40p - Ted Nugent graced us with his presence. He jammed out the Star Spangled Banner, then talked about how us "Michimaniacs" were nothing like those "blue goofballs and punks". He couldn't believe we let this great state turn blue, and now was the time to turn it red. He was proud of the fact that the media slams him and proclaimed himself "King of the Deplorables". He didn't simply ruffle feathers, he plucked them. He said he passed up a few animal right people who scorned him, and he told them he would kill an extra deer for each one of them, so that their Aunt Edna wouldn't wreck her car in the event one of them crossed the road in front of her. He then played "Fred Bear", and concluded with his most important things: 'God, family, country, Michigan, and Donald J Trump.'

More....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2016 04:07 AM (8iiMU)

795 The "Election notes and discussion" thread at Conservative Treehouse towards the bottom has a notice that Amish Trump supporters requested 20 cars to get to the polls and 1500 people volunteered. There is a picture of an Amish man with a Trump. It made me smile.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2016 04:08 AM (tOcW/)

796 Whistle a happy tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyiJp4I7frU

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 04:14 AM (dtWKK)

797 11:40p - Midnight: They told us the plane was just landing, and distracted us by tossing out a few T-shirts and playing music. People were STILL filing in, and the hall was PACKED.

Midnight - 12:30a: Mike Pence arrived. He gave a decent speech, with some red meat, and some general points.

12:30am - 1:05am: Trump arrived, and gave his stump speech. He called out the media, told us that when he heard Crooked Hillary was coming to Michigan, he just had to come back. He said he didn't need Beyonce, Jay-Z, or Lady GAH-GAH... He urged us to "retire the Clintons once and for all", and that we should "go to bed, get up and vote, and go to work".

I estimate that there were at least 10,000 people present, which amazes me for a Monday night at 11pm, when people waited more than 4 hours to get in. They said that if Michigan turns red, Trump will win.

I certainly hope they are right!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2016 04:17 AM (8iiMU)

798 756 so: i currently have 1.5 Liters of vodka on hand for Tuesday evening...already in the freezer.

plus most of another bottle (Tito's) on hand for Resident Evil (in freezer), plus a variety or wine, whisky, etc...

enough or should i lay in emergency back up supplies?

asking for a friend. ;-)
Posted by: redc1c4, happy go lucky leg at November 08, 2016 03:08 AM (bJoXB)

What about the pudding cups?

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 08, 2016 04:19 AM (cm1Bl)

799 How many folks do you assume tell people they are voting for the PIAPS, but really aren't? I expect the number is pretty high. The libs have been so vitriolic and unpleasant for so long that most people just avoid their obnoxious side and then vote their conscience.

Plus Ol' Bill is just plain yukky. Or YUKKY.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 08, 2016 04:23 AM (cm1Bl)

800 Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, November 08, 2016. On this date in 1950 the first jet aircraft-to-jet aircraft dogfight in history occurred between an F-80 Shooting Star and two North Korean MiG-15s. The MIGs lost.



Posting early today and retiring to the rocking chair. Will be back for the JJ links to add mine.


As for Thomas Jefferson, I have read numerous books on him and his life. Yes, he initially was in favor of the French Revolution because he saw it as similar to the US effort of the citizens to rid themselves of rule by Kings. However, when he learned of the excesses going on he immediately reversed his opinion. You have to remember there was a great time lag in those days in getting news from the European Continent.


He was, in fact, one of the greatest President's if not the greatest. And no, I am not going to stick around and argue about it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 08, 2016 04:26 AM (mpXpK)

801 voting for the PIAPS,

I know this is Hillary but what does the acronym stand for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2016 04:31 AM (tOcW/)

802 787
I just saw a poll of Florida that had cross-tabs where Trump was getting 40% of the Latino vote. Can that be right?

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 08, 2016 03:55 AM (Uy6ri)


Florida has a very large Cuban community, which has a large impact on its Hispanic culture, and tilts it much farther to the right (by virtue of their experience with Communism) than Hispanic communities elsewhere in the country.

It could very well be right.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 08, 2016 04:32 AM (J+mig)

803 Yeah, I had to read some of Jefferson's stuff on the French Revolution because of the above. But I got sidetracked on grammar. :-)

It was something I remember from years ago about changes to grammar since those days. And, since that was never my bag much, I couldn't even think of the proper terms for things to properly search and re-read about. Anyway, it's about gerunds taking objects.

Jefferson wrote something like this:

The eliminating the office was necessary.

That's a gerund serving as the subject, but it sound wrong. We would say today "The eliminating of the office was necessary" or "Eliminating the office was necessary".

In those days, the first form was completely fine, didn't sound funny at all, and I've been trying to track down the exact rules on that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 08, 2016 04:36 AM (DW+jj)

804 connielu, I have this bad feeling if I start drinking tomorrow I'll end up in a gurney.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2016 11:50 PM (6FqZa)


Drunken teleportation is no way to end a life.

Posted by: RickZ at November 08, 2016 04:42 AM (O+32K)

805 Grammar nazis perform a valuable service.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2016 04:43 AM (VdICR)

806 ... Not sarcastic. Everything I know about English I learned outside of school.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2016 04:44 AM (VdICR)

807 If HRC wins it is probably more efficient to just publish the Presidential Daily Briefing in the NYT and The Bezos Blog.

Posted by: gracepc at November 08, 2016 04:50 AM (OU4q6)

808 Praying for a Trump win. I will try to stay away from media tomorrow. Should Slimehag win, God forbid, I hope the MSM loses the ad dollars of the half of the country that they so despise. And I hope Ralph Peters finds out where Slimehag hid his grandchildren.

Posted by: vivi at November 08, 2016 04:56 AM (11H2y)

809 Its finally here
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2016 05:00 AM (sWbjH)

810 Korn, got the life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAWjsVoDpm0

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 05:08 AM (dtWKK)

811 Aw, man...do we have to? Wouldn't it be better to just gather up the torches and pitchforks and start marching?

'Morning, Horde.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 05:08 AM (R0i94)

812 PIAPS = Person In A Pant Suit?

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 05:10 AM (R0i94)

813 Okay, okay...I'll go take a shower. Sheesh!

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 05:16 AM (R0i94)

814 I prefer the term Witch

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2016 05:19 AM (sWbjH)

815 Closer NIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 05:21 AM (dtWKK)

816 Janet Reno is dead. Whatever happens tomorrow, one vile tyrant with much blood on her hands has finally been wiped from this earth.

Posted by: S at November 08, 2016 05:22 AM (HCXGq)

817 I see the mainspring on our clock is still not rewound. Looks like it might've lost another minute. When it runs down completely does the blog freeze?

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 05:23 AM (R0i94)

818 Anyone else want to run away from home for the day?

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 05:24 AM (R0i94)

819 I wonder if it's as warm where Janet is now as it was that day in Waco.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 05:25 AM (R0i94)

820 So if Her Heinous wins:
Maybe it is time to go Galt. Reduce my footprint as close to 0 as possible. Accumulate wealth by being self reliant and turning to barter that avoids taxes. Do whatever I can to crush the economy that enriches the Clinton machine.

I used to think about giving all of my inheritance to close relatives but some are showing their true colors (Red). Perhaps, in the end, everything will go to a Haitian orphanage that is run by a consortium of churches that makes sure it all goes for the orphans. And is deductible against the death tax.
That would help make up for the Clinton rape of Haiti after the earthquake.

Mr. Trump goes to Washington:
Party On, Dude! YOLO! Screw the Ant, Total Grasshopper Mode!
The orphans will still get most of it.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 08, 2016 05:28 AM (FtrY1)

821 The orphans aren't getting the money. The "refugees" are because of the gov'ment money (yours) as incentive.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 08, 2016 05:34 AM (GzDYP)

822 Just in case you wondered what is wrong with our country, this headline from Drudge...

Government Workers Outnumber Manufacturing By 9,977,000.

The loan on my house has been canceled. IRS stuck its nose in. They can't handle a simple name change and mine has gotten me on an Identity Theft list.

The loan was never a necessity. It was a convenience but it's not any more.

What a mess this is turning into. I wrote two earnest money checks, the second upon their promise to destroy the first.

Both deposited.

So I dumped it in the lap of my attorney to write up as a cash sale. Some day those keys will be mine.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 05:36 AM (R0i94)

823 Slipknot: psychosocial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fE

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 05:41 AM (dtWKK)

824 Getting an Error 500 Internal Server Error at Bloomberg.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 05:46 AM (R0i94)

825 Wondering if any of my former A-10 charges are still flying. They would have been some of the oldest.

Creeper - I would but all my stuff is here.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2016 05:48 AM (sWbjH)

826 When Hillery starts Teh Purgening, this place will be nothing but heavy metal and GAINZ.

https://youtu.be/WGt-8adyabk?t=19s

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2016 05:53 AM (VdICR)

827 Some day those keys will be mine.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 05:36 AM (R0i94)

So, that means we have the extended pleasure of your company?! All ladybugs, swarm to creeper!!! Beware the Devilish Dustbuster, though...

Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 05:55 AM (iLoHX)

828 Besides my morning review of the ONT I check what threads come up after I call it a night.
The Col. Schlichter peice is good.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2016 05:55 AM (sWbjH)

829 Disturbed: Down with the sickness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78yVFeyvRo

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 05:58 AM (dtWKK)

830 I love that tune

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2016 06:02 AM (sWbjH)

831 821
Did my homework on this one. It is legit. People I trust have been there (Haiti) and confirm it. Run a school for 100+ orphans and other locals as well. On a shoestring.
Three meals and a place to safely sleep. Rather money goes there than to some FSA asshole who bitches about not getting enough.
Pardon my Belgian. If I misunderstood, apologies.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 08, 2016 06:05 AM (FtrY1)

832 @827

Look, bugs...we need to talk. It's November 8. I am not supposed to be killing mosquitoes and brushing away ladybugs at this point. So what do you say ya'll go somewhere for the winter and I'll see you next April?

If you can find me.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:06 AM (R0i94)

833
http://bit.ly/2ehwMNa

Posted by: Not clear on the concept at November 08, 2016 06:07 AM (iLoHX)

834 Ah, the A-10. Ugliest airplane in history and the sweetest flyer to ever leave the ground. Never badmouth an A-10 to one of its pilots.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:08 AM (R0i94)

835 That picture of Immigration agents is a keeper. Its the last immigrant forcefully deported. They never wanted another sent away again.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2016 06:09 AM (sWbjH)

836 Took me a few seconds. That's funny, Not clear.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:10 AM (R0i94)

837 Go out and win one for the Gipper

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2016 06:11 AM (sWbjH)

838 Hillary's first act as president: a systematic purge of every FBI agent who advanced the investigations of her email-coverup/pay-for-play criminality, with ruthless prosecution of anyone who tried to expose her criminality. Second act: meeting with Schmidt, Zuckerberg and the IRS to amass a comprehensive list of the 40% of Americans who can be found to have commented, tweeted, or followed websites indicative of opposition to herself or support for Trump.

Can't help ripping the heads off the rotten Never Trumpers. My comment on David French's latest. Is it too much?

"Trump is a thousand times as conservative as French, Goldberg, Kristol, Shapiro, and the rest of the NeverTrumpers put together. He recognizes the permanent lawlessness that a Hillary victory would herald and is striving with all his heart to save our republic from that demise but the NeverTrumpers cry no, they only want to be saved by their hero Cruz, or maybe Kaisich, anyone but the candidate chosen by the actual conservative voters who they are stabbing in the back. Rotten stinking beta-male garbage. Go to Hell every one of you you forever."

Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 08, 2016 06:11 AM (G9gd2)

839 Bob Zombie: Dragula

"Burn through the witches" = hillary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 06:12 AM (dtWKK)

840 > Look, bugs...we need to talk.

Anything to make you smile today. We're all on your side.

And don't worry, we will follow you everywhere!

As the great songster James Taylor sang, 'You've got a Friend' (or swarm, as it may be)

Posted by: Not clear on the concept at November 08, 2016 06:15 AM (iLoHX)

841 You know, the way my yesterday went I'm actually grateful for the company of bugs. Vast improvement over bureaucrats.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:18 AM (R0i94)

842 Marilyn Manson: Dope Show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R682M3ZEyk

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 06:18 AM (dtWKK)

843 Did you see the clip of Bill helping Hillary float across the tarmac to her car? Smashed, she was.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:19 AM (R0i94)

844 Oops, forgot to change the sock.

Swarm collective mind, and all that.

Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 06:20 AM (iLoHX)

845 Forget changing the sock. Can you change the clock. It's disorienting.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:24 AM (R0i94)

846 Lissen, Horde...I know nobody here is a spring chicken. So what's with the hard rock at the crack of dawn? Could we not wake up to Debussey?

http://bit.ly/1pFuLol

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:27 AM (R0i94)

847 Or even Debussy.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:27 AM (R0i94)

848 Well today we find out if we have entered the post-America era.

If the FAB wins she continues Obamas disasterous policies, she captures the SCOTUS and has ultimately been rewarded for criminal behavior.

Basically we have become a banana republic through the importation of the bananas from the banana republics and shit holes of the earth.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 06:30 AM (+lv+r)

849 The only tattoo I would consider getting would be a serial number on my arm. The upside of a Hillary victory is that the government will provide one for me free of charge.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 06:30 AM (1WYLC)

850 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

851 > Can you change the clock. It's disorienting.

Viti Levu

I think that's where the AoS Time Control Centre resides.

They just don't care about Time, there.

Why don't you fly off and ask them to Fix The Clock?, since you're not moving right away anyways...

We'll watch over your place for a week or two.

Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 06:32 AM (iLoHX)

852 This is a generation that fears making a bowl of cereal.

*snap - crackle- BOO !

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2016 06:33 AM (iDjLm)

853 Pink Floyd: Great Gig in the Sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T13se_2A7c8

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 06:34 AM (dtWKK)

854 Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 06:30 AM (+lv+r)

Well, Mr. Kreplach. The only thing we can do is get out and vote and then be a very pleasant personality at work. I am going to see if I can be one of the first people at the polls this morning. I have never voted that early, a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2016 06:34 AM (tOcW/)

855 The only acceptable tattoos are on soldiers because they've earned it and the Join or Die tattoo Colin Ferguseon got when he became an American citizen.

Other than that tattoos are dumb.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 06:35 AM (+lv+r)

856
Please, everyone, pray without ceasing today.

Posted by: Ruth at November 08, 2016 06:35 AM (RR9wF)

857 Tattoos!

http://bit.ly/2fWFUah

Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 06:36 AM (iLoHX)

858 Up early. Too anxious.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

859 oh, and VOTE!!!!!

Posted by: Ruth at November 08, 2016 06:38 AM (RR9wF)

860 Ruth, unfortunately I can only vote once.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

861 G'morning, all.


Today is the day.

It's all down to this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2016 06:43 AM (J+eG2)

862 Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 06:32 AM (iLoHX)

Points for the "In Harm's Way" reference. Was it deliberate?

AND DID YOU VOTE??? You can, you know. Obastard said so.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:43 AM (R0i94)

863 {yawn} Maybe Debussy isn't the best choice for wakeup music.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:45 AM (R0i94)

864 Whothehell is messing with the clock now? It's two hours off for me on Central.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:46 AM (R0i94)

865 I'm strangely calm today as I've already processed the possibility/probability of a Hillary presidency. I was stunned in 2012 and after that this would not surprise me the least Trump victory would be great just to see Hillary meltdown but I don't think he could stop the leftist machine anyway which would ramp up to even greater level of insanity. We will be living in interesting times whoever wins today.

Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2016 06:46 AM (1BQGO)

866 860 Ruth, unfortunately I can only vote once.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 06:39 AM (u82oZ)]

According to dems, that's not true, you can vote often

Posted by: Ruth at November 08, 2016 06:47 AM (RR9wF)

867 Jeebus, did Claude put you all back to sleep?

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:47 AM (R0i94)

868 Good Luck. We're all counting on you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

869 Creeper, sorry to hear about the closing problems.

And I'm with ya on the early am hard rock.
Especially when it's,,, naw, I'll let that part go.

A big of Satchmo's What a Wonderful World would be a good wake up.

I know of this other band that has some pretty good tunes on the easy going side of things too.

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 06:50 AM (QJIMk)

870 I picked a bad day to stop mainlining heroin.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:50 AM (R0i94)

871 teej, thanks. It's just a bump in the road. We'll be getting together for lunch in a week or so.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:51 AM (R0i94)

872 Here we go again.
bit not big

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 06:52 AM (QJIMk)

873 Ruth

Dem ideas have not worked, do not work, and will not work. Too bad I have only one vote.

Nevil Shute wrote a novel In the Wet that had multiple votes as a way to get a better class of elected official. This was a novel of a fictional future commonwealth.

Everyone got one vote, then you got more votes if you were a minister, lived overseas (or stationed overseas), stayed married until your kids were 14, made a fair amount of money, had an advanced degree, and the last one was the Queen's to give. An intriguing starting point for political reform.

Just wanted to throw out the idea. Since pbho has been elected this is proof that our educational, governance, and informational systems are fatally flawed.


Or go full Heinlein after the coup.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

874 > Points for the "In Harm's Way" reference. Was it deliberate?

Well, you caught it. Obviously you have Caffeine.

> AND DID YOU VOTE??? You can, you know. Obastard said so.

But we are an Honest, Legal Resident Swarm. We voted 2 weeks ago just once (as a single voter, despite the swarm status) and refuse to vote again no matter how easy they make it.

Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 06:53 AM (iLoHX)

875 Listen to death metal to strengthen you. And then VOTE.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 06:53 AM (dtWKK)

876 Here's some Al Hirt for the AM. This will wake you up, & in a good way. Enjoy.
http://youtu.be/TbzTcFRiEr0

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

877 Off to vote in NYC.

Ignore the polls/trolls and make the only poll that matters count: VOTE!

Posted by: RickZ at November 08, 2016 06:55 AM (O+32K)

878 Sigh. Two minutes on Facebook was enough to convince me it's time to go dark on Facebook. Till tomorrow if Trump wins. A whole lot longer than that if he loses.

Well, off to get my feverish, flu-ridden self off to the polls, somehow, someway, to vote Trump.


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 06:56 AM (WlGX+)

879 Well polls are open, off to vote.

As others have said, vote as if your life depends on it, because it surely does.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 06:56 AM (+lv+r)

880 New Hampshire midnight voting (Dixville Notch, Harts, Millsfield):

2016:
Trump 32
Clinton 25

Posted by: Bev at November 08, 2016 06:57 AM (zktpf)

881 Black Sabbath: Iron Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s7_WbiR79E

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 06:57 AM (dtWKK)

882 WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride

I went dark on FB last year. Did not regret it a bit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 06:57 AM (u82oZ)

883 But we are an Honest, Legal Resident Swarm. We voted
2 weeks ago just once (as a single voter, despite the swarm status) and
refuse to vote again no matter how easy they make it.

Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 06:53 AM (iLoHX)
Then I am forced to revise my stance on insect infestations. How could anyone advocate slaughter of such a well-grounded group?
P.S. I think the AOS Time Control Center is in Levu Vana. And BTW, you hit my favorite movie of all time.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 06:58 AM (R0i94)

884 875 Listen to death metal to strengthen you. And then VOTE.

Good idea.

I'm gonna go with Opeth. "Still Life". Or "Blackwater Park". Either one will do.

"The sun sets forever over Blackwater Park" seems like a fitting lyric for today.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 06:58 AM (WlGX+)

885 More antidotal word from the land of crabs and Old Bay..

Mrs VIA shoed with me that a very nice new girl at the practice, who is a very practicing person of Jewish faith, and an older individual who I know were both talking about the election today.

Bother very firm in their belief that every vote would be needed, but that they both wanted to stop Hillary.

And soon it begins.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2016 06:58 AM (J+eG2)

886 shoed=shared


The auto-cucumber...it mocks me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2016 06:59 AM (J+eG2)

887 Bother = Both are?

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:01 AM (R0i94)

888 Morning, a little mood music for today. Broken Arrow. https://youtu.be/ozpdBvB0hek

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 07:01 AM (2RVmA)

889 Just remember, vote early and vote often....

Posted by: Colin at November 08, 2016 07:02 AM (+V2ho)

890 I've got it! If we can just keep VIA posting all day we'll never be depressed. Something to giggle at in every autocorrected line.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:02 AM (R0i94)

891 Hey Morons,

Greetings! Having had a Yeungling Lager (of course) and half a bottle of sake, I am now ready for this shite.

I was here for the 2012 and 2008 debacles. Whatever else happens, at least we WON'T have to endure a McLame Brave Noble Failure Concession Speech that he prepared his entire career for.

So I am prepared for the worst but ready for the best.

Worst:

All Morning: BS fake exit poll data designed to suppress Trump vote in CO and NV (Rush warned of this - it's gonna happen. Remember the 2004 exit polls were criminally wrong).
5-6PM: Drive-By Media immediately calls PA, VA, and NH for Hildacula, while NC and FL are "too close to call" and fraud ops continue at a feverish pace. Stocks jump to a massive high as America-hating investors cash in.
6:01 PM: Drive-Bys immediately declare Darth Pantsuit the winner. Stephanopopulousopos and lots of airhead celebs cancel their move deposits. Yay!

Best:

All Morning: BS fake exit poll data designed to suppress Trump vote in CO and NV. Trump voters see through this and stampede the polls.
6PM: Trump blows the Marquis de Hill out of the water in New Hampshire and media sweat bullets over big Trump lead in Virginia (!!!) that all the bullcrap in Fairfax County cannot overcome.
LOL FL and GA; Trump crushes her in both.
7PM: Trump ahead by 5 in Michigan; out-of-practice Dem voter fraud team in MI caught unaware.
8PM: Drive-bys try really hard not to call CO and NV for Trump; fail. Gold goes through the roof, dollar crashes (along with DJIA), yen and pound spike.
9PM: Shock as Trump has LEAD in OR before the 60 bajillion lefty votes in Multnomah County are assessed. OMG WAT they're all for Stein!!!!
10PM: MAGA, baby

You heard it here first. Many more Yeungling cans are chilling now and are ready for application in either case.

Posted by: fiatboomer at November 08, 2016 07:03 AM (pcyVy)

892 VIA, my auto-cucumber decoder picked up the meaning. Good luck. The rest of my family is all there (mostly Anne Arundel County, except for the outlier in Silver Spring), but we never talk politics after the whole 2008 election.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2016 07:03 AM (u82oZ)

893 > Then I am forced to revise my stance on insect infestations. How could anyone advocate slaughter of such a well-grounded group?

Thank you, very much. Does this mean you'll lighten up on the Dustbuster From Hell?

Please?

Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 07:05 AM (iLoHX)

894 Iron Man
Well, at least you got back to the era of good hard rock.

One to get ya movin' but more in the vein of Hot Rod Lincoln is True North's "South of Memphis." It's on utube.

And I nominate Something Wicked by the same band as a theme song for the 'rons.
Bets this gets willowed?

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 07:06 AM (QJIMk)

895 Ah, the smell of gun fire on the Chicago street, no one cares....so sad.

For the second weekend in a row, more than 50 people were shot in
Chicago as the number of homicides this year rose to more than 50
percent above the same period last year.More than 660 people have been
killed in the city so far this year, according to data compiled by the
Tribune.

Posted by: Colin at November 08, 2016 07:08 AM (+V2ho)

896 "I've got it! If we can just keep VIA posting all day we'll never be depressed. Something to giggle at in every autocorrected line."

We all serve a purpose in life.


*Sigh*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2016 07:08 AM (J+eG2)

897 @893 It's charging as I type. I don't see why you all are so obsessive about the Dustbuster. Granted, it's a bit disorienting to make the trip through the filter but you come out intact (if a bit dusty) at the tend.

A little tolerance, please. I could resort to the flyswatter, you know.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:08 AM (R0i94)

898 Sgut. tend = end. And I can't even blame autocucumber.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:10 AM (R0i94)

899 We need Bill back in the White House. I recommend you Clingers stay home.

We have all significant polling places patrolled with automated license plate readers for two reasons.

One, we want to ensure that all of our paid austroturf bus loads of voters get to the polls several times. We spent huge sums of money on them. Twenty dollars per vote adds up. Two, we will give all Clingers a ticket for illegal parking. America can suck better. Good day.

Posted by: Barney F at November 08, 2016 07:10 AM (4acWK)

900 NIN

Capital G

http://bit.ly/2fWIeOF

Waiting for the polls to open. Turn out is light. Everyone must have voted early.

Posted by: Golfman at November 08, 2016 07:10 AM (fOEiB)

901 Has NBC declared Hillary the winner yet, using early exit polls....

Posted by: Colin at November 08, 2016 07:11 AM (+V2ho)

902 "More than 660 people have been
killed in the city so far this year, according to data compiled by the
Tribune. "

Still want to point to that per capita, Chicago would need over 1,050 dead at this point to beat Baltimore out.

The little big city that could!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2016 07:13 AM (J+eG2)

903 2016:
Trump 32
Clinton 25
Posted by: Bev at November 08, 2016 06:57 AM (zktpf)

I woke up with a heavy heart. But Trump won Dixville Notch, NH! Don't they always pick the one who is going to win?

Let's hope as Dixville Notch goes, so goes all of NH - and the country.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 07:13 AM (P8951)

904 This day is going to be two months long.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:15 AM (R0i94)

905 > I don't see why you all are so obsessive about the Dustbuster. Granted, it's a bit disorienting to make the trip through the filter but you come out intact (if a bit dusty) at the tend.

Well, we could gently remind you that Oklahoma gets TORNADOES.

Perhaps that helps you understand our perspective a little better...

Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 07:15 AM (iLoHX)

906 Something is running down my leg. A thin gruel.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 08, 2016 07:15 AM (qlPzn)

907 A love story.

From Twitter

http://tinyurl.com/jkt67wa

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2016 07:16 AM (J+eG2)

908 At 10 AM, the wife and I vote. 2 more Trump votes. Too bad it won't help as we are in Illinois. Some "let's give more money to the schools" crap on the ballot though and those need to be shot down

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2016 07:17 AM (8ikIW)

909 >>>Ah, the smell of gun fire on the Chicago street, no one cares....so sad.

For the second weekend in a row, more than 50 people were shot in

Chicago as the number of homicides this year rose to more than 50

percent above the same period last year.More than 660 people have been

killed in the city so far this year, according to data compiled by the

Tribune.
.
.
.
.And they prosecute less than .01% of the Federal illegal gun charges in Chicago. The text book definition of insanity.


On a different note, the wife reported that the polling place here in Central Kentucky was mobbed at 0600. Way more people in line when they opened than 2015 when we had a huge Governors race to decide. Republicans stand poised to take back the House for the first time since 1926.

Then they will get blamed for creating State's the pension crisis.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 07:18 AM (iONHu)

910 Still want to point to that per capita, Chicago would need over 1,050 dead at this point to beat Baltimore out.



The little big city that could!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2016 07:13 AM (J+eG2)

Baltimore 265 dead, unknown shot....don't want the efforts of that great city to go unreported!

Posted by: Colin at November 08, 2016 07:18 AM (+V2ho)

911 {retreats from the fray} Well, when you put it like that I can identify. My apologies for the insensitivity.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:19 AM (R0i94)

912 903: donna, do you ever sleep?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2016 07:19 AM (KP5rU)

913 Actually, Trump didn't win Dixville Notch, but a nearby town that also votes at midnight. well...

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 07:20 AM (P8951)

914 Let's hope as Dixville Notch goes, so goes all of NH - and the country.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 07:13 AM (P8951)

I read that Hillary won that?

Morning folks, praying for God's mercy on this country.

Posted by: spypeach at November 08, 2016 07:21 AM (CktXf)

915 912 903: donna, do you ever sleep?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2016 07:19 AM (KP5rU)

I've had a hard time sleeping lately!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 07:21 AM (P8951)

916 The final polls are all over the place. Some of the State polls are showing a 12 point spread between polls conducted during the same dates. Something weird is going on. At least in 2012 all of the polls started to converge in the final week before the election. This is pure pandemonium.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 07:22 AM (iONHu)

917 Voted absentee on Tuesday. Depressing. I left wondering if it mattered. Still do. Probably not.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:22 AM (R0i94)

918 So the Baltimore Police Commissioner was interviewed about all the street violence.



And like a dog returning to its own vomit, he had to point out that the common denominator is..

Wait for it


you know it's coming




almost here














GUNS!!



Apparently, Baltimore is cursed with sentient firearms, prowling the streets in packs.



And for their next trick, maybe they will suggest that the common denominator in DUI fatalities is the automobile.


Can't wait till they focus on airline crashes too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2016 07:22 AM (J+eG2)

919 Blue Oyster Cult: Hillzilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 07:24 AM (dtWKK)

920 If they'd just ban forks we could cut deaths from obesity by half.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:24 AM (R0i94)

921 I would like to know what Trump did to piss Nate Silver off.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 08, 2016 07:25 AM (fiGNd)

922 > My apologies for the insensitivity.

As you so graciously offered, apologies are accepted and extended on our part.

We promise to never bite you, nor even threaten to bite again, especially on any unmentionables.

Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 07:25 AM (iLoHX)

923 A line to vote at my reliably blue NJ polling place, but i don't know if that's a good sign or a bad sign. I have never voted this early before. The woman ahead of me either didn't read her ballot, hadn't voted before or was making up her mind in the booth because she took a long time. The woman who's a poll watcher for the past 30 years said turnout has never been this high this early for any election.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2016 07:27 AM (tOcW/)

924 We promise to never bite you, nor even threaten to bite again, especially on any unmentionables.

Don't fall for that!! Those little bastards love to bite.

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2016 07:28 AM (8ikIW)

925 And can i just say I am glad that I didn't vote for a woman whose campaign manager goes to events where some witch does spells with blood and breast milk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2016 07:29 AM (tOcW/)

926 Something that I don't get. (OK, there's a lot of things I don't get but I'm a greying blond so it's a given.) On the off chance that Trump wins, how does the press and pundits expect anyone to take them serious? How do they walk all the b.s. and lies back? Do they think an 'Well, oh my g, would you look at that? Data flawed. People lied.' will work? Or do they continue on business as usual?

I guess same goes for the GOP.

Unfortunately I think AllenG (who really should have a blog) is probably right. Burn, scatter and salt is the only solution.

Posted by: Usedtocould at November 08, 2016 07:29 AM (VCqKl)

927 "Don't fall for that!! Those little bastards love to bite."

Stop being so judgmental.


Insects can change.




Honest

Posted by: The Scorpions at November 08, 2016 07:29 AM (J+eG2)

928 Morning report is up

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2016 07:29 AM (8ikIW)

929 > We promise to never bite you

Thank you. I've never understood the biting thing. I mean, you're ladybugs...and you're supposed to be flying away home, not attacking innocent humans. I hate to mention it, but the Japanese component of your species is not comporting with established rules.

I will take your word for it and retire the Dustbuster for the nonce. Be advised it remains available in the event of a breach of promise.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:30 AM (R0i94)

930 > hate to mention it, but the Japanese component of your species is not comporting with established rules.

Unenforced borders, illegal aliens. What else can we say...

Posted by: The LadyBugs at November 08, 2016 07:46 AM (iLoHX)

931 Watching Goldwater's 1964 acceptance speech.

What he is saying would be 100% applicable to our current situation. Liberal f***s apparently have not changed since 1964.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 07:54 AM (dtWKK)

932 Barry Goldwater somehow has prophetic knowledge of what douchebags our current crop of liberals are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFSiyueal7Q

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 08:03 AM (dtWKK)

933 931 Watching Goldwater's 1964 acceptance speech.

What he is saying would be 100% applicable to our current situation. Liberal f***s apparently have not changed since 1964.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 07:54 AM (dtWKK)

Nor a lot of republicans

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 08:19 AM (voOPb)

934 One direct blow to the Democrat fraud machine is the Creamer resignation; not only did he run the national thug machine he was the architect of the fraud creation system. He was a key player for the Dems. His loss matters to them.

Thank you project Veritas.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 10:06 AM (1WYLC)

935 I feel a great day coming. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Thanks for the Debussy, creeper. Great way to start the day. Only got 4 hours of sleep last night, so I plan on passing out early tonight. Not that I expect to, but it's the plan.

FYI, I see ladybugs as friends and good omens.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:17 AM (tHwdc)

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More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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