Wednesday Night ONT - Game 7 Edition [Weirddave]

Since tonight is game 7 of the World Series, I imagine that this ONT may start off kinda slow. I have to say, as terrible as this year's political season has been, the baseball season has been a gem. Game 7 between two perennial loser franchises? How great is that?


And they’ll walk off to the bleachers and sit in their short sleeves on a perfect afternoon. And find they have reserved seats somewhere along the baselines where they sat when they were children. And cheer their heroes. And they’ll watch the game, and it’ll be as they’d dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick, they’ll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come, Ray. The one constant through all the years Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It’s been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again.

Now, lets see what the sports gods hate least, a Cubs World Series victory, or Cleveland with a legitimate claim to being a city of champions. Batter up!


GAME UPDATE 5-3 Cubs at the end of the 5th, but the Tribe just scored 2 on a wild pitch(!).

Related:

Cubs fan petitions for World Series tickets in divorce proceedings


And then there's the essay I wrote a couple of years ago about The Sandlot: A Love Letter to Childhood. Warning! Do not comment on old threads, you will be automatically banned by the software.


Life, What a Beautiful Choice

I Gave My Child Life, Even Though He Had A Congenital Heart Defect

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Troll Level: Master


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Libertarian Follies


Anatomy of a faceplant: Inside the Libertarian Party's abysmal 2016 campaign.

Of course, it's not all terrible. Last night, Libertarian Party VP candidate Bill Weld came out and endorsed Hillary for president:

*** Sigh *** OK, it is all terrible.

Dear Libertarian Party: Try nominating actual, you know, libertarians.

On a lighter note:

Top 4 Most Awesome Fictional Libertarian Characters.


News You Can Use

Scientists Resurrected A 2,500-Year-Old Mead Recipe. Pretty neat, they reconstructed the drink from samples found in an old grave.


Dad of the Year?



Well done, whoever you are.


Liberal Lunacy

A Period Coloring Book Now Exists And It’s Bloody Delightful

Warning: Link goes to Huffy Poo. If I live to be a million, I will never understand the tendency of people on the left to fetishize the of the most basic human biological functions as some kind of statement. I poop, almost every day(and apparently Richard Dawkins won't touch it for $20). That says nothing about me as a man, a white person, an American or as anything other than as a human being. Neither does anyone else pooping, peeing, ejaculating, puking, bleeding or menstruating. Gross. (Yea, I can theoretically understand “tearing down social norms” if that's your bag, but it's still gross).


Unearned Moral Superiority

As long as we're enjoying the shit sandwich that is leftism, lets take one more bite, shall we?

Ranch dressing is what’s wrong with America. Ugh. The preening, fawning, virtue signaling, snobbery and raw condescension of this article is nauseating, and I'm not even a big fan of ranch dressing. I really thought it was a parody at first, but The Washington Post doesn't usually go in for that sort of thing. Again, ugh. Just eat what you like and leave everyone else alone, dude. You're not “saving the planet” by turning your nose up at ranch dressing.


Of course, for so many of them, it's all about the giddy thrill of being offended:



Ben Shapiro: Thug Life



I know that Shapiro isn't a lot of peoples' cup of tea (not sure why, he's courageously putting himself on the front lines of the culture war daily, with brains and conviction, and he twists leftist arguments in knots with the same ease and aplomb as Milton Friedman did. He's like Milo but with principles that go beyond hedonism), but this short speech is spot on.


Sportsmanship


Opponents help collapsed Boston College runner cross finish line in amazing show of sportsmanship

Video at the link.

Secure Load

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It's very important that loads be secured properly, to keep from putting other drivers in danger.


Born This Way


Interesting article about what current research says about sexual orientation. It seems to be fairly evenhanded too.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by cruel and unusual punishment:

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Wikileaks reveals that John Podesta is worried because he thinks The AoS Yahoo Group is part of the vast right wing conspiracy.

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Comments

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1 fat lady must sing

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 09:59 PM (0O7c5)

2 only then is the season over

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 09:59 PM (0O7c5)

3 and we wait 113 painful days for spring training to begin

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 09:59 PM (0O7c5)

4 Howdy all. Trump up 3 in VA. woohoo. Via treehouse.

Posted by: Beth M at November 02, 2016 09:59 PM (kiy9d)

5 baseball is everything

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 09:59 PM (0O7c5)

6 Niiice

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 02, 2016 10:00 PM (hVdx9)

7 Wow. 6th and I read the content.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 02, 2016 10:01 PM (hVdx9)

8 Hey everybody. Looks like the Cubs are gonna do it!! Yay! :-)

In the meantime, I just read online that Anthony Weiner is checking into rehab. I'm not sure he's really serious about it though... he says he wants to meet Amy Winehouse. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 10:01 PM (u8kLQ)

9 What inning does SMOD strike center field?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 02, 2016 10:02 PM (J8/9G)

10 Lester must fester

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at November 02, 2016 10:02 PM (3GFMN)

11 Having never actually tweeted anything....I don't get the poop for $20 joke.

Posted by: Future Legal Illegals at November 02, 2016 10:02 PM (ItFcN)

12 4 Howdy all. Trump up 3 in VA. woohoo. Via treehouse.
Posted by: Beth M at November 02, 2016 09:59 PM (kiy9d)

___

Funny how that poll isn't included in the RCP average for VA huh? Just an oversight I'm sure.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:04 PM (ItFcN)

13 Huh. Go know.
I could been a contendah!
Damn content!

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 02, 2016 10:04 PM (fnDNY)

14 fat lady is warming up

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 10:05 PM (0O7c5)

15 but this short speech is spot on.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Sea Monkey Pennant at November 02, 2016 10:05 PM (0F67M)

16 Phoenix girl.. I hear ya. Don't give two shits for football. I am a baseball girl. And go Indians! (sorry I am an AL girl)

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 02, 2016 10:06 PM (CNHr1)

17 The answer to the poop question is

Sure, I'll shake hands with Hillary.

Posted by: madamemayhem at November 02, 2016 10:06 PM (yTnCT)

18 "Faceplant" is a quadrennial occurrence for the Libertarian party.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 02, 2016 10:07 PM (J8/9G)

19 That says nothing about me as a man, a white person, an American or as anything other than as a human being. Neither does anyone else pooping, peeing, ejaculating, puking, bleeding or menstruating.

So ... you're saying that farting says something about you?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:07 PM (zc3Db)

20 I'm a baseball guy. 50 years old and I *still* can't figure out American football. Which down? Scrimmage? Penalties?? Screw it, gimme a simple game to enjoy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 10:07 PM (u8kLQ)

21 When I saw "period coloring book" my first thought was Regency or Versailles, not Aunt Flo.

Guess I'm not utterly ruined after all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 02, 2016 10:07 PM (2yngH)

22 Also, GO CUBS!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 02, 2016 10:08 PM (2yngH)

23 Last night, Libertarian Party VP candidate Bill Weld came out and endorsed Hillary for president:

*** Sigh *** OK, it is all terrible.

Dear Libertarian Party: Try nominating actual, you know, libertarians.

++++

Weld is a former GOP governor. So, true to form. Severely conservative.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 02, 2016 10:08 PM (R+30W)

24 Phoenix girl.. I hear ya. Don't give two shits for football. I am a baseball girl. And go Indians! (sorry I am an AL girl)

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45
****

Would you give two sh*ts for $20?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 02, 2016 10:08 PM (hVdx9)

25 I'm hijacking the thread. Right now.

Laura Ingraham is on Hannity.

I guess everyone has their thing. Laura Ingraham is mine.

She is the Reba McEntire to my Michael Gross. If Gross was a little shorter and a shit-pot angrier.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 02, 2016 10:09 PM (fiGNd)

26 19 Farting! I knew I forgot something!

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 10:09 PM (Ga9pP)

27 That Sprint guy needs to be punched. Hard.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 02, 2016 10:09 PM (J8/9G)

28 Obama's going to roll on Hillary so he can walk.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at November 02, 2016 10:09 PM (u5NuV)

29 Howdy all. Trump up 3 in VA. woohoo. Via treehouse.

Posted by: at November 02, 2016 09:59 PM (kiy9d)

Trump 44 / Clinton 41

That leaves undecided/other at 15.
You know what that means?


Clinton +12

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2016 10:10 PM (P/kVC)

30 The runner link takes you back to the ONT post.

Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2016 10:11 PM (5huyv)

31 .@POTUS says if @realDonaldTrump elected, he'll reverse "every single thing I've done" on jobs, health insurance, climate change, et al.


First this week, it was the survey saying that about a 1/3 of government employees would consider leaving government if Trump was elected. Now, Obama gives us an laundry list of reasons to vote for the boorish guy. Of course, I'm leaving in place all those promises by celebrities to leave the country.

Mr Obama's legacy wouldn't be susceptible to revocation on the first day of a President Trump had Mr Obama run all that stuff through Congress, instead of using "a phone and a pen." You'd think a guy who supposedly was a "Constitutional professor" would have known that sooner than this.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 02, 2016 10:11 PM (e8kgV)

32 Ingram is saying legal jeopardy for Hillary is growing by the day. People are saying 'oh my gosh, I never signed up with the Clinton's to go to jail'.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at November 02, 2016 10:11 PM (u5NuV)

33 I can stomach a douchebag Libertarian candidate endorsing Hillary. But a former fucking Republican ex-Preisdent endorsing here???!?!? And these assholes wonder why Trump emerged onto the scene this year. Unreal.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:12 PM (ItFcN)

34 >>>Neither does anyone else pooping, peeing, ejaculating, puking, bleeding or menstruating.


You left out foot odor.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at November 02, 2016 10:12 PM (dtWKK)

35 We've already established what kind of person you are, Mr. Dawkins.

Now we're just haggling over price.

Posted by: pknocker40 at November 02, 2016 10:13 PM (dtWKK)

36
I know that Shapiro isn't a lot of peoples' cup of tea, not sure why




"I am not obsessed with Smurfs, thank you. I simply can't stop thinking about the miserable beasts every single minute of every single day!"

"Meow!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 02, 2016 10:13 PM (kdS6q)

37 31 .@POTUS says if @realDonaldTrump elected, he'll reverse "every single thing I've done" on jobs, health insurance, climate change, et al.

____

Bbbbut he said PUSSY!!

Posted by: NeverTrump HQ at November 02, 2016 10:14 PM (ItFcN)

38 jewells

i'm a nl girl but i'm cheering for chief wahoo.......nothing against the cubs......(even though they killed my giants dreams) but i was hoping the indians would win just to piss off the politically correct......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 10:14 PM (0O7c5)

39 The runner link takes you back to the ONT post.

Not anymore.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 10:14 PM (Ga9pP)

40 The best Libertarian characters are in the novels of L. Neil Smith. He wrote a book called The Probability Broach a counter-history that does a great job positing a libertarian future based on an America founded on libertarian principles.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2016 10:15 PM (EZebt)

41 Neither does anyone else pooping, peeing, ejaculating, puking, bleeding or menstruating.

Not to be too nitpicky, but men who think they can menstruate does say something. A society that puts tampons in the mens room is making a statement ... something like "We don't deserve to exist."

But your point about leftists is right on. They got stuck rebelling against potty training and haven't advanced an iota since then.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:16 PM (zc3Db)

42 Laura Ingraham and Tea Leoni ... Seperated at birth - or first generation clones ?

You make the call.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 02, 2016 10:16 PM (fiGNd)

43 If Evilpens is still around, thanks a bunch for all of the links on the previous (non-WS) thread!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 02, 2016 10:17 PM (75WaT)

44 Laura Ingraham and Tea Leoni ... Seperated at birth - or first generation clones ?

You make the call.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 02, 2016 10:16 PM (fiGNd)


I really like Laura Ingraham but Tea Leoni is much hotter.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:17 PM (zc3Db)

45 Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 02, 2016 10:17 PM (75WaT)

Here & NO Problem

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 10:18 PM (y3aQB)

46 I really like Laura Ingraham but Tea Leoni is much hotter.

Tea has the superior rack. It's not even close there.

I mean - not that I've looked. Alot.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 02, 2016 10:18 PM (fiGNd)

47 Woo hoo! A real, live Pixy sighting. Hopefully that doesn't mean there's a problem with the site.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 02, 2016 10:19 PM (GDulk)

48 Lol'd at the sidebar 'Three Wise Monkeys'---

The Fourth Wise Monkey has its hands over its crotch, with the caption: "Spread No Evil"

Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 02, 2016 10:20 PM (044Fx)

49 The Bush thing endorsing HRC. WTF. You'd think they would be self-aware enough to shut their pie hole but no they (1) actually think they have enough influence that their proclamation will change anyone's mind or (2) think the media will just *heart* them now for righthink or (3) willingly ignore the fact that they and what they have to or let the left do to Americans are why people are so freaking pissed off that Trump is even in this. Its astounding-she is a freaking CRIMINAL.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 02, 2016 10:20 PM (pOgVG)

50 Obama spoke at Capital University in Columbus last night, and spoke today in North Carolina, and this evening in Florida.

It was basically the same stump speech about "me" and for Hillary, and trashing Trump and everything he stood for.
And it was an angry speech. Obama is a small, angry, stupid man. I hope the verdict of history of his presiduncy is harsh and negative. He has been a very poor president, in all ways.
Jimmy Carter had some redeeming qualities as President, though he also did some dumb-fail things.

There is nothing positive you can say about Obama. Almost everything is worse than it was before he came into office.
What a schmuck.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 02, 2016 10:20 PM (S6Pax)

51
Bill Weld came out and endorsed Hillary

And is his face red!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2016 10:21 PM (IqV8l)

52 Woo hoo! A real, live Pixy sighting. Hopefully that doesn't mean there's a problem with the site.

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at November 02, 2016 10:21 PM (Tyii7)

53 31 .@POTUS says if @realDonaldTrump elected, he'll reverse "every single
thing I've done" on jobs, health insurance, climate change, et al.
---
so, Obola is campaigning FOR Trump?

this really is a crazy election year...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 10:21 PM (KWUK6)

54 Thanks again, everyone, for the prayers last night for my dad. He's in the hospital now, having been taken there by EMTs, so at least the situation, whatever it is, will now be addressed, which is an answer to a prayer in and of itself.

Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 10:22 PM (vhW1R)

55 Is Chicago on fire yet?

Stay safe out there hordelings.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2016 10:22 PM (EZebt)

56 21 When I saw "period coloring book" my first thought was Regency or Versailles, not Aunt Flo.

Guess I'm not utterly ruined after all.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 02, 2016 10:07 PM (2yngH)


Me too. Would it be out of line for me to suggest that this coloring book would wear out the red crayon. As a child, I hated it that the blue and green crayons were half the size of the rest.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

57 Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 10:22 PM (vhW1R)

Praying they find out what's going on and how to fix him. Stay strong.

Posted by: madamemayhem at November 02, 2016 10:24 PM (yTnCT)

58 Ingram is saying legal jeopardy for Hillary is growing by the day.
People are saying 'oh my gosh, I never signed up with the Clinton's to
go to jail'.
---
Dear Clintonites,
Better start talking now because the marginal value of your testimony drops with every rat that turns state's evidence ahead of you.

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 10:24 PM (3Liv/)

59 Woo hoo! A real, live Pixy sighting.

That's just Shapiro cavorting in the meadow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 02, 2016 10:24 PM (0F67M)

60 Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 10:22 PM (vhW1R)

Thoughts & Prayers ! I lost my Mom about a year & a half ago

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 10:24 PM (y3aQB)

61 40 The best Libertarian characters are in the novels of L. Neil Smith. He wrote a book called The Probability Broach a counter-history that does a great job positing a libertarian future based on an America founded on libertarian principles.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2016 10:15 PM (EZebt)


There's a "graphic novel" of it at bigheadpress.com.

They're a uber-libertarian webcomic. There's a couple more in that vein there like Escape from Terra.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 02, 2016 10:24 PM (R5EqA)

62 so, Obola is campaigning FOR Trump?

this really is a crazy election year...

Posted by: redc1c4

OBama is a mean, stupid schmuck. He was at his angriest and most-unpresidential yesterday and today, revealing what a vile leftist troll he is.

Fuck him and everything he stands for.

And Bill Weld is a gigantic douchebag for endorsing Hillary. She's a crook.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 02, 2016 10:24 PM (S6Pax)

63 Bill Weld. Not only a GOP governor-MY former GOP Governor (Massachusetts).

We have the most idiotic and embarrassing politicians anywhere, both parties, hands down. Totally out of proportion to the size and population of this former Cradle of the Revolution.

And James Taylor. With extra Kennedy Sauce!

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 02, 2016 10:26 PM (pOgVG)

64 >>Dear Clintonites,
Better start talking now because the marginal value of your testimony drops with every rat that turns state's evidence ahead of you.

All of a sudden, it's not such a terrible time to be alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 10:26 PM (/tuJf)

65 Did I have the best name in baseball? Who else? Ideas?

Posted by: Oil Can Boyd at November 02, 2016 10:26 PM (B8hgX)

66 https://tinyurl.com/hul8k6l



Hollywood Alarm Grows Over Prospect of Donald Trump Victory

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 10:27 PM (y3aQB)

67 Dear Clintonites,
Better start talking now because the marginal value of your testimony drops with every rat that turns state's evidence ahead of you.

Ooo...good point.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 02, 2016 10:27 PM (97XyN)

68 65 Coco Crisp.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 10:27 PM (Ga9pP)

69
First this week, it was the survey saying that about a 1/3 of government employees would consider leaving government if Trump was elected.


That's an empty promise if I ever heard one. No way in hell are they giving up their safe jobs. If they worked in the real world they risk being fired for incompetence.
If you know anyone who works for any level of government, local, state, or federal, ask them how many co-workers have ever been terminated for incompetence.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

70 Would Hellary actually throw Huma under the bus?

Posted by: Peggy at November 02, 2016 10:28 PM (HBU7W)

71 Hollywood Alarm Grows Over Prospect of Donald Trump Victory

It moved.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 02, 2016 10:28 PM (0F67M)

72 Thanks again, everyone, for the prayers last night for my dad. He's in the hospital now, having been taken there by EMTs, so at least the situation, whatever it is, will now be addressed, which is an answer to a prayer in and of itself.
Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 10:22 PM (vhW1R)
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kalneva, I'm glad he's in doctors' hands now. I'll pray for a quick diagnosis and healing for your dad, and strength for your family.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2016 10:28 PM (uHcnA)

73 I always thought Trot Nixon was an excellent baseball name.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 02, 2016 10:28 PM (pOgVG)

74 Hmmm, Jeep is running commercials that play a song by... Cat Stevens.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 10:29 PM (u8kLQ)

75 Wait! I thought Pixy was somewhere in New Zealand flogging the hamsters. He know about baseball?

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 02, 2016 10:29 PM (hPBW1)

76 I have to admit, the Jeep "Free to Be" commercial is about the only commercial I've ever seen that attempts a political theme that I don't hate.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 10:29 PM (Ga9pP)

77 >>Did I have the best name in baseball? Who else? Ideas?

We talking real names or nicknames?

I was always fond of The Sultan of Swat.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 10:30 PM (/tuJf)

78 Did I have the best name in baseball? Who else? Ideas?

Posted by: Oil Can Boyd at November 02, 2016 10:26 PM (B8hgX)



Not even close, son

Posted by: Virgil Trucks at November 02, 2016 10:30 PM (8HGb7)

79
@POTUS says if @realDonaldTrump elected, he'll reverse "every single
thing I've done" on jobs, health insurance, climate change, et al.









I thought JugEars was campaigning AGAINST Trump?????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2016 10:30 PM (LuZz8)

80
Shoeless Joe Jackson

Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 10:30 PM (JmjOe)

81 Rollie Fingers best baseball name and one helleva 'stache.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 02, 2016 10:30 PM (AJeMv)

82 Can you imagine Obama, Carter or Clinton EVER endorsing a Republican? Forget for President. For county commissioner even? Never in a million years. Yet Both fucking Bushes endorsed Hillary. FML

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:31 PM (ItFcN)

83 The Bush thing endorsing HRC. WTF. You'd think they
would be self-aware enough to shut their pie hole but no they (1)
actually think they have enough influence that their proclamation will
change anyone's mind or (2) think the media will just *heart* them now
for righthink or (3) willingly ignore the fact that they and what they
have to or let the left do to Americans are why people are so freaking
pissed off that Trump is even in this. Its astounding-she is a freaking
CRIMINAL.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 02, 2016 10:20 PM (pOgVG)

But "W" was the "compassionate conservative".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2016 10:31 PM (P/kVC)

84 What the actual fuck is wrong with these Republicans who are endorsing and voting for a criminal? Do they really think a criminal democrat (birm) is better than a businessman who loves his country and has fired up millions of voters? Trump may be crude rude and a human wrecking ball but he is wrecking all the right shit imo. Hellary is a disgusting griffter and a menace to our country and these elitist assholes think it's better to let her pillage this country than to have Trump in charge. What is wrong with these fucking stupid people?

Posted by: madamemayhem at November 02, 2016 10:32 PM (yTnCT)

85 Holy cats. I've been watching the breaking news re the Beast on Fox and I can't go to sleep.

If that bitch isn't indicted, I may well die of alcohol poisoning next week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:32 PM (PY9jH)

86 1/3, does that number include those convicted or just those attritted or fired?

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at November 02, 2016 10:32 PM (u5NuV)

87 Rollie Fingers best baseball name and one helleva 'stache.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 02, 2016 10:30 PM (AJeMv)


In that frame ... Vida Blue is a classic. I don't even know where you go to get a name like that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:32 PM (zc3Db)

88 ONT is slow tonight. Go Cubbies!

My novel "A Place Outside The Wild" just passed 500 copies sold. Maybe not a big milestone but I'm pretty darn proud. 38 reviews, 36 four- and five-star and a coupleasure of hangers.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at November 02, 2016 10:33 PM (rvzMR)

89 Any baseball player named Homer, gotta be up there with best name ever.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:33 PM (ItFcN)

90 At least I didn't hear from my shill Bronx friend today. That relationship will probably end next week though. Oh well.

Posted by: Country Boyu - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 10:33 PM (D2vc1)

91 This has been such a crazy election that I expect Hillary to be indicted and Joe Biden to take her place.....
...and win.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2016 10:33 PM (8HGb7)

92 "Build it and they will come"....a sweet movie line responsible for more ill-advised downtown projects in the 1990s than Lyle Lanley and his monorail.

Posted by: CJ at November 02, 2016 10:34 PM (ypfJE)

93 Catfish Hunter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2016 10:34 PM (IqV8l)

94 Posted by: madamemayhem at November 02, 2016 10:32 PM (yTnCT)

-----------

Because they get to keep their little station at the pig trough with President HR Clinton.

President Teh Donald? Not so much.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 10:34 PM (JmjOe)

95 Vida Blue sounds porny.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 02, 2016 10:34 PM (97XyN)

96 Everyone have a great night.

Think about your Plan Bs. We may need them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2016 10:34 PM (u82oZ)

97 I hope you all realize that if the Cubs win, that would mean The End . . . as in The End of Days, The Apocalypse.

It will be more SMOD than SMOD.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 02, 2016 10:34 PM (V71z9)

98 I hope ace "enjoyed" a special MeAgain tonight. She was making cutesy faces while shilling her new book, where she tells us her parents never ever told her she was special. And that's key in raising your kids.

What a vapid twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:34 PM (PY9jH)

99 Venezuela: LOL What Elections?

Venezuela President has packed Venezuela's organs of power, such as their Supreme Court, with minions. Unsurprising, then that said Supreme Court effectively handed the "power of the purse" over to El Presidente.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12619

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 02, 2016 10:35 PM (vBeA5)

100 I know as much about baseball as the hamsters do about infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifolds. But I have a couple of friends who are Cubs fans from way back.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 02, 2016 10:35 PM (2yngH)

101 Turk Farrell was a good baseball name and he lost 30 games for the old Colt 45's.

Turk: "It takes a hell of a pitcher to lose thirty games. You have to be bad enough to lose every time but good enough you still get the start."

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 02, 2016 10:35 PM (hPBW1)

102 Chipper Jones.

When he would play against the Mets at Shea and the fans would serenade him with chants of Laaaaary, his real name, I would laugh my ass off every time.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 10:35 PM (/tuJf)

103 If the skank were indicted, could Biden or someone else just take her place? IF we didn't have the insane early voting bullshit, yeah I guess you could. But how do you replace the names after 30M people have already voted?

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:35 PM (ItFcN)

104 Evening kiddies. Thanks for the ONT, WeirdDave.

Thanks for posting the Ben Shapiro call to arms. Ever since the Michelle Fields flap I've been a bit turned off but he really is a scrappy little shit and I admire him.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 02, 2016 10:35 PM (EnKk6)

105 Does she really say that Jane?

Ouch.

Posted by: Country Boyu - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 10:35 PM (D2vc1)

106 Got a theory on comey... Look by is obviously in the tank for not holding hillary accountable, could have done that already when he had clear obvious reason to.
I think he IS trying to influence the election to make hillary lose... To help her. 2 possible reasons for the about-face, agents were revolting and potential to go public, and something in new batch of emails is severe, maybe implicating white house too.

Comey nudges hillary to a loss and lets it all fade into the background and considers himself to have held together the fabric of whatever by not blowing open major scandal.
For some reason if you're a politician it's considered acceptable punishment for major crimes to simple lose out on a promotion, i.e. Eliot spitzer. Nice work if you can get it.
He maybe placates the revolt by pointing and saying hey look she lost it's all over. And whatever they're sitting on in the emails gets forgotten

Posted by: Mst3k at November 02, 2016 10:36 PM (Z53PH)

107 Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 02, 2016 10:24 PM (R5EqA)

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Very cool, thanks!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2016 10:36 PM (EZebt)

108 I know as much about baseball as the hamsters do about infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifolds. But I have a couple of friends who are Cubs fans from way back.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 02, 2016 10:35 PM (2yngH)

So what time is it over there in east Australia?

Posted by: Country Boyu - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 10:36 PM (D2vc1)

109 Richard Dawkins is an arrogant, supercilious twat who deserves all the online abuse he can possibly get.

Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 10:37 PM (0mRoj)

110 I hope you all realize that if the Cubs win, that would mean The End . . . as in The End of Days, The Apocalypse.
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I just assume the entire Chicago Police Department is going to be on the street tonight.

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 10:37 PM (3Liv/)

111 That's an empty promise if I ever heard one. No way in hell are they giving up their safe jobs. If they worked in the real world they risk being fired for incompetence.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 10:27 PM (+lVUW)


Right, they're going to leave a job where they can watch porn all day and sign up for ones where they might be held accountable.

There are three reasons people seek government jobs: power, control and security.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 02, 2016 10:37 PM (J8/9G)

112 65 Did I have the best name in baseball? Who else? Ideas?
Posted by: Oil Can Boyd at November 02, 2016 10:26 PM (B8hgX)
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You never heard of Buster Posey? Angel Pagan?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2016 10:37 PM (EZebt)

113 What a vapid twit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:34 PM (PY9jH)
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Jane honey, you've got to stop watching that stuff. You have your blood pressure to consider, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2016 10:38 PM (uHcnA)

114 Angel Pagan may not be a great baseball name, but it's so metal.

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2016 10:38 PM (7qAYi)

115 megyn kelly looks like cecile richards

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 10:38 PM (0O7c5)

116 If the Cubs hang on, how many of their oldest fans are going to die in the months to come?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 02, 2016 10:39 PM (J8/9G)

117 There are three reasons people seek government jobs: power, control and security.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 02, 2016 10:37 PM (J8/9G)

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#4...they have no marketable skills and have nowhere else to go. Kinda goes with security, but the govt is basically an employer of last resort. If you can't do, teach. If you can't teach, teach gym. If you can't teach gym, work for the federal govt.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:39 PM (ItFcN)

118 megyn kelly looks like cecile richards

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 10:38 PM (0O7c5)


The dead lion?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:39 PM (zc3Db)

119 meagain should have listened to her parents, they were right.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 10:40 PM (cPsPa)

120 The WSJ is reporting they have tapes of FBI agents vs. DOJ whores.

FBI agents have gone rogue, which is one reason Comey is after the Beast again.

The DOJ is totally in Hillz pocket.

Thanks, Obama. You limp-wristed, simpering, narcissist twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:40 PM (PY9jH)

121 If the skank were indicted, could Biden or someone else just take her
place? IF we didn't have the insane early voting bullshit, yeah I guess
you could. But how do you replace the names after 30M people have
already voted?
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Hillary's electors all announce they're supporting *insert replacement candidate here*.

Done.

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 10:40 PM (3Liv/)

122 Ranch dressing dude needs to get over himself.

What a douche.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 02, 2016 10:40 PM (R5EqA)

123 Pardon my language but I'd like to dick punch that asshole who wrote the ranch dressing article. I would have thought that was from the Onion not the Wapo, but I guess they're pretty much the same nowadays.
Ranch is excellent w onion rings!

Posted by: keena at November 02, 2016 10:40 PM (RiTnx)

124 Ben Shapiro dressed like Thug Life Ben Shapiro on Holloween. His sunglasses were squarely pixelated. I wonder if it is uncharacteristic for him to show a sense of humor, but mostly I was amused.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (VdICR)

125 99.99% sure Five (5) foreign countries hacked into Clinton's server.

DOJ donated 36x's more to Hillary than Trump, they should step down from the investigation. -_Gingrich

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (u5NuV)

126 #108 It's 1:43 PM Thursday.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (2yngH)

127 I just assume the entire Chicago Police Department is going to be on the street tonight.
Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 10:37 PM (3Liv/)




winning the world series would put the hockey stick in the chicago murder rate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (cPsPa)

128 Hillary's electors all announce they're supporting *insert replacement candidate here*.

WILLIAM WELD!

Posted by: Not William Weld at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (97XyN)

129 I asked my mom to name some baseball players, and the only one she could come with is Daryl Strawberry.

She likes strawberries.

70 >> Would Hellary actually throw Huma under the bus?

Posted by: Peggy

She identified Huma in a speech a couple of days ago as 'one of my staffers'.

So much for 'the second daughter' routine. Shades of the Rev. Wright and TFG.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (gyKtp)

130 Ranch is excellent w onion rings!

Posted by: keena at November 02, 2016 10:40 PM (RiTnx)


I'm not an onion ring fan (I hate onions) but Ranch is great with regular old french fries.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (zc3Db)

131 Hillary's electors all announce they're supporting *insert replacement candidate here*.

Done.
Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 10:40 PM (3Liv/)

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Hmm, good point. Also see Trump's electors decide to go wrong cuz....PUSSY!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (ItFcN)

132 I'm drunk, in a bad mood and probably in the wrong thread. So lemme just say: Glenn Beck and Rachel Dolezal can suck my dick and die in a fire. Play ball!

Posted by: jwpaine at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (WPPV/)

133 Byung-Hyun Kim.
Probably not on too many lists.

Posted by: Attila D Hun at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (eRAVa)

134 Comey nudges hillary to a loss and lets it all fade into the background
and considers himself to have held together the fabric of whatever by
not blowing open major scandal.

For some reason if you're a politician it's considered acceptable punishment for major crimes to simple lose out on a promotion
---
Except Trump is running on "lock her up" and he has nothing in DC beyond the voters who (potentially) put him in office.

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (3Liv/)

135 Van Mingle Mungo

Posted by: Formna buachaill at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (blPpW)

136 Well sh*t. My dad passes away and his team wins the WS almost two years later. So damned unfair.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (hVdx9)

137 Cubs WIN

Posted by: Darrell at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (Zbg/N)

138 Jane honey, you've got to stop watching that stuff. You have your blood pressure to consider, you know.





Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2016 10:38 PM (uHcnA)


My BP and I are just fine, sweetie. I watch that stuff so the rest of you don't have to.



Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (PY9jH)

139 118
megyn kelly looks like cecile richards



Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 10:38 PM (0O7c5)



The dead lion?

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Bert Lahr?

Posted by: CJ at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (ypfJE)

140 winning the world series would put the hockey stick in the chicago murder rate.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (cPsPa)
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So would losing it. Either was it's going to be rough going in both Chicago and Cleveland tonight, I think.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (uHcnA)

141 Lingle

Posted by: Formna buachaill at November 02, 2016 10:43 PM (blPpW)

142 The Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp.

Posted by: Mike at November 02, 2016 10:43 PM (c056A)

143 These were real players.

Pete LaCock
Johnny Dickshot

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 10:43 PM (/tuJf)

144 #108 It's 1:43 PM Thursday.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (2yngH)

Thanks!

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 10:43 PM (D2vc1)

145 Byung-Hyun Kim.
Probably not on too many lists.


Posted by: Attila D Hun
****

Arrrg. I remember he almost cost the Diamond Backs the WS.
When he was put in, the fans of the other team cheered.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 02, 2016 10:44 PM (hVdx9)

146 TRUMP / COMEY 2020!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:44 PM (ItFcN)

147 These were real players.

Pete LaCock
Johnny Dickshot

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 10:43 PM (/tuJf)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)

148 If the Cubs hang on, how many of their oldest fans are going to die in the months to come?
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Grandfather of a friend of mine once promised her he wouldn't die until the Cubs won the World Series.

He's been in bad health for the last three years and very bad recently.

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 10:44 PM (3Liv/)

149 I'm not an onion ring fan (I hate onions) but Ranch is great with regular old french fries.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (zc3Db)

I use it as a dip with pizza.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 10:44 PM (D2vc1)

150
Best baseball name? HU.

Everytime that Oriental bastard is on first base.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 10:44 PM (JmjOe)

151 70 Would Hellary actually throw Huma under the bus?
Posted by: Peggy at November 02, 2016 10:28 PM (HBU7W)


She'd throw her own daughter under the bus to save her ass.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

152 Remember when W Bush was raked over the coals for "politicizing" the DOJ when he tried to fire some US attorneys?

That felt like tiddly winks then. And the Dems were all worked up into a lather over it.

What is going on is nothing less than a DOJ fully mobilized as an arm of the Democrat party. Its been that way for a while, I think.

Posted by: Revenant at November 02, 2016 10:45 PM (3DSAh)

153 I'm not an onion ring fan (I hate onions) but Ranch is great with regular old french fries.

I too dislike onions - however onion rings taste nothing like onions.

Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2016 10:45 PM (bUqYu)

154 My BP and I are just fine, sweetie. I watch that stuff so the rest of you don't have to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (PY9jH)
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Well then, thanks for taking one for the team. How are your and your husband's hands? You've got one good pair between you right now, right? I hope you're both healing.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2016 10:46 PM (uHcnA)

155 >>Best baseball name? HU.

>>Everytime that Oriental bastard is on first base.

Hu's on first?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 10:46 PM (/tuJf)

156 I too dislike onions - however onion rings taste nothing like onions.

Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2016 10:45 PM (bUqYu)


I don't like to even risk it. I take the onion out and just eat the ring.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:47 PM (zc3Db)

157 So, say they get the dreaded Cankles dead nuts, by the short and curlies. Who will they get to prosecute her, crickets?

Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2016 10:47 PM (ce4zT)

158 6-3 Chicago top of 8th

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 02, 2016 10:47 PM (e8kgV)

159 These were real players.

Pete LaCock
Johnny Dickshot

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There was a college basketball player in Canada with last name of Fuck.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:47 PM (ItFcN)

160 Buffalo Wild Wings has fantastic onion rings.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 10:47 PM (u8kLQ)

161 "These were real players.

Pete LaCock
Johnny Dickshot"

That's not funny, and baseball's not a real sport anyway.

Posted by: Dick Trickle at November 02, 2016 10:47 PM (97XyN)

162 i know Hollyweird people that are voting Trump...

they just dare not say anything, lest they never w*rk again.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 10:48 PM (KWUK6)

163 How about Razor Shines?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 10:48 PM (/tuJf)

164 152 Remember when W Bush was raked over the coals for "politicizing" the DOJ when he tried to fire some US attorneys?

That felt like tiddly winks then. And the Dems were all worked up into a lather over it.

What is going on is nothing less than a DOJ fully mobilized as an arm of the Democrat party. Its been that way for a while, I think.
Posted by: Revenant at November 02, 2016 10:45 PM (3DSAh)

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And still Bush is voting for HIllary.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:48 PM (ItFcN)

165 Got home from work today, checked my mail box, and found a campaign mailer extolling one of the candidates as the "Republican Choice" in the election for the State Senate.

Only one little itty-bitty problem. The candidate in question was the *Democratic* nominee for the office in question, and not the Republican nominee. Is someone trying to confuse Republican voters right before Election Day?

Note that the mailer didn't come from the Democratic candidate's campaign, but instead from an outside group.

Posted by: junior at November 02, 2016 10:48 PM (d/pkP)

166 Man named Stains joined the Navy. Should have joined the AF.
In the Navy they are referred to as "seamen".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 02, 2016 10:49 PM (hVdx9)

167 Had a "lovely" afternoon in Wrigley Field years ago. We were Braves fans attending with my FIL and MIL and our then 5 y.o. son.

Guy decided he wanted to beat the shit out of my husband because husband was wearing a Braves cap (as was my elderly FIL and little son). Oh, and the Cubs had beat the Braves.

We were just trying to leave the stadium, and the number of "FUCK YOUs" from the Cubs fans were pretty incredible. One asshole reached out and shoved my husband as we were leaving.

I've been to Braves games in ATL and no one attacked or screamed threats at Cubs fans (and there were many, what with ATL being thick with yankees).

Gotta love Chi-town.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:49 PM (PY9jH)

168 @POTUS says if @realDonaldTrump elected, he'll reverse "every single thing I've done" on jobs, health insurance, climate change, et al.


You ever stop to think that's precisely why so many Americans are voting for him, you Abyssinian retard?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2016 10:50 PM (CUYn5)

169 Anyone else watch the Bret Baier clip of tonight's broadcast where he reports that FBI sources are saying an indictment is likely for the Clinton Foundation pay-to-play?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 02, 2016 10:50 PM (LQLeS)

170 Odds are high James Woods is voting Trump.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 02, 2016 10:50 PM (AJeMv)

171 I'm not an onion ring fan (I hate onions) but Ranch is great with regular old french fries.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (zc3Db)

I like Tartar Sauce with french fries. Especially the long, droopy ones with the skin still on them.

I'm from Seattle and I eat at Dick's Drive In.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 02, 2016 10:51 PM (R5EqA)

172 If Bush votes for the Hildabeast does that mean he is immeshed in the scandals? These people all run in the same circles.

Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2016 10:51 PM (t/018)

173 169 Anyone else watch the Bret Baier clip of tonight's broadcast where he reports that FBI sources are saying an indictment is likely for the Clinton Foundation pay-to-play?
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 02, 2016 10:50 PM (LQLeS)

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I don't believe it. Hillary could shoot someone on live TV and no way Obama's DOJ is indicting her.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:52 PM (ItFcN)

174 Best baseball name: Rusty Kuntz.

Posted by: Cantankerous at November 02, 2016 10:52 PM (jOSqt)

175 Only one little itty-bitty problem. The candidate in question was the *Democratic* nominee for the office in question, and not the Republican nominee. Is someone trying to confuse Republican voters right before Election Day?

Note that the mailer didn't come from the Democratic candidate's campaign, but instead from an outside group.
Posted by: junior


Worse tricks have been played.

It's not impossible, just difficult, to find out after the election who sent them. It should be a matter of routine for the GOP,

but

NOPE.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2016 10:52 PM (v4Dtx)

176 I'm not sure how to deal with a world where the Cubs are world champions. It just feels wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 10:52 PM (/tuJf)

177 From onion rings to tartar sauce?

Long as I'm talking restaurants, Red Lobster has the best tartar sauce I've ever tasted.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 10:52 PM (u8kLQ)

178 170 Odds are high James Woods is voting Trump.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 02, 2016 10:50 PM (AJeMv)

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ME TOO!!

Seriously, look at me. I'm here. Hello?

Posted by: Chachi at November 02, 2016 10:53 PM (ItFcN)

179 There was a guy by the name of Harry Colon.

Yeah, I know the colon's an internal organ, but work with me here

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 02, 2016 10:53 PM (oAY8z)

180 it seems like the WashPost is implying that Comey did a disservice to Clinton by not re-opening the case in early October instead of 11 days before Election Day.

But if he re-opens in early October, she probably gets a lot less early votes....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2016 10:53 PM (8HGb7)

181 grammie.....your dream is coming true!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 10:53 PM (0O7c5)

182 Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 02, 2016 10:51 PM (R5EqA)

I'll dip french fries in just about anything. Tartar sauce works. If I have my choice I'd probably go with a strong horseradish sauce.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:53 PM (zc3Db)

183 *drools* mmmmmm...Red Lobster cheese biscuits.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 02, 2016 10:54 PM (AJeMv)

184 She'd throw her own daughter under the bus to save her ass.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

Would it be fun if they pick up Chelsea first then?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2016 10:54 PM (P/kVC)

185
Anyone else watch the Bret Baier clip of tonight's broadcast where he
reports that FBI sources are saying an indictment is likely for the
Clinton Foundation pay-to-play?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 02, 2016 10:50 PM (LQLeS)


That's nothing. I've been watching Fox all night. The WSJ has come out with audio of rogue FBI agents. There's so much stuff that has dropped tonight your head will spin.

If the Beast isn't indicted before election day, it will be a miracle. Insiders are saying anyone close to her who is threatened with 5 to 10 years in prison is going to sing like a canary.

Shit status: Real

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:54 PM (PY9jH)

186 84 What the actual fuck is wrong with these Republicans who are endorsing and voting for a criminal? Do they really think a criminal democrat (birm) is better than a businessman who loves his country and has fired up millions of voters? Trump may be crude rude and a human wrecking ball but he is wrecking all the right shit imo. Hellary is a disgusting griffter and a menace to our country and these elitist assholes think it's better to let her pillage this country than to have Trump in charge. What is wrong with these fucking stupid people?
Posted by: madamemayhem at November 02, 2016 10:32 PM (yTnCT)


They are so clueless that they have no idea that THEY THEMSELVES are the reason people supported Trump. Unlike them, Trump behaves like he has balls.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

187 Finally! It's over! (Sob!!!) Photographic evidence of huge turnout at a Hillary rally (SFW)

http://tinyurl.com/hl5ksxx

Posted by: The Deplorable Boomer Redneque at November 02, 2016 10:54 PM (+4NT5)

188 Or Rusty Staub

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 02, 2016 10:54 PM (hPBW1)

189 Is that illegal - the mailer with teh switch of parties? I would guess the answer is no. It could be argued there are some Democrats who think he's the right choice. Or some word parsing like that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:54 PM (ItFcN)

190 Anyone else watch the Bret Baier clip of tonight's broadcast where he reports that FBI sources are saying an indictment is likely for the Clinton Foundation pay-to-play?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 02, 2016 10:50 PM (LQLeS)

Doesn't an actual indictment have to come from DOJ?

If so ain't happening.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 10:55 PM (D2vc1)

191 French fries are really good dipped in a vanilla shake.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 02, 2016 10:55 PM (Enq6K)

192 ___



And still Bush is voting for HIllary.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:48 PM (ItFcN)

UniParty loyalty.

It really is that simple.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2016 10:55 PM (P/kVC)

193 191 French fries are really good dipped in a vanilla shake.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 02, 2016 10:55 PM (Enq6K)

Wendy's frosty.

Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 10:55 PM (0mRoj)

194 Any baseball player named Homer, gotta be up there with best name ever.
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I swing at too many balls.

Posted by: homer sexual at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (xIunr)

195 https://tinyurl.com/hul8k6l



Hollywood Alarm Grows Over Prospect of Donald Trump Victory

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 10:27 PM (y3aQB)

Dear Hollywood douchetards: suicide is an option. Use it wisely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (CUYn5)

196 Oh, I almost forgot Dick Pole.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (/tuJf)

197 Think of world with Donald Trump as President ? which is Stranger?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (y3aQB)

198 I've been to Braves games in ATL and no one attacked or screamed threats at Cubs fans (and there were many, what with ATL being thick with yankees).

I went to more than one game in old Yankee Stadium in full Oriole's regalia, and had a great time with the friendly and cheerful native fans.

It surprised me, to be honest.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (Ga9pP)

199 Baier said an indictment was "likely." He didn't say it was Hillary who would be the one indicted.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (8HGb7)

200 i worked at wendy's back in the day.....i was the burger queen

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (0O7c5)

201 I heard that we should expect Huma to flee to a sympathetic terrorist place like Qatar or Dearborn, Michigan. But I seen her on Daily Mail, goin' bout her business here in the US

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (oAY8z)

202 "Would it be fun if they pick up Chelsea first then?"

What do I hate most about prison? It's got to be this fuckin' ranch dressing...

Posted by: Chelsea, Interviewed by Vogue at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (97XyN)

203 Buuut booosh.
Heh.

Oh, and ranch is just buttermilk dressing. Why the hate?
Oh, it's murrica.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 10:57 PM (C9pBZ)

204 I think they are going to indict Huma. The epic throw Huma under the bus scenario. So much for 20 years of loyalty.

Posted by: IC at November 02, 2016 10:57 PM (gcme+)

205 After the Comey balk this summer I'm skeptical of any "an indictment is surely coming" prediction. Back in June everyone was saying how it was a sure thing the skank was getting indicted. Cuz you know, Comey's a straight shooter and shit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:58 PM (ItFcN)

206 @189 Is that illegal - the mailer with teh switch of parties? I would guess the answer is no. It could be argued there are some Democrats who think he's the right choice. Or some word parsing like that.
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Technically, it's probably legal. Note that it doesn't say that the candidate is the Republican candidate. It says that he's the "Republican Choice". If confronted, they can always argue that they intended to highlight a supposedly large number of Republicans who are supporting the Democrat in this race (not that there's any actual evidence of such on the mailer itself).

Posted by: junior at November 02, 2016 10:58 PM (d/pkP)

207 Wendy's frosty.

Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 10:55 PM (0mRoj)

Yep...probably the best.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 02, 2016 10:58 PM (Enq6K)

208 how about Honus Wagner Minnie Minosa

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 10:58 PM (y3aQB)

209 MeAgain had Catherine Herridge on.

The contrast of cutsey, giggling MeAgain vs. serious reporter Herridge was stark.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:58 PM (PY9jH)

210
i know Hollyweird people that are voting Trump...
they just dare not say anything, lest they never w*rk again.
Posted by: redc1c4


But the blacklist of the 1950's!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2016 10:59 PM (IqV8l)

211 I think they are going to indict Huma. The epic throw Huma under the bus scenario. So much for 20 years of loyalty.

Posted by: IC at November 02, 2016 10:57 PM (gcme+)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Susan McDougal at November 02, 2016 10:59 PM (zc3Db)

212 204
I think they are going to indict Huma. The epic throw Huma under the bus scenario. So much for 20 years of loyalty.

Posted by: IC at November 02, 2016 10:57 PM (gcme+)

good thing she has the "life insurance" .....oh wait...that boat sailed......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 10:59 PM (0O7c5)

213 Dear Hollywood douchetards: suicide is an option. Use it wisely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (CUYn5)

Isn't assisted suicide a thing now there? Or is that Denmark?

In any case I'd be happy to assist any lefties who can't live in a world where Trump is POTUS. I am always ready to do a good deed.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 02, 2016 10:59 PM (Om16U)

214 Ok they ignored me in the last thread but what is it with the dick bumping after a guy homers? That is effin weird!!

Posted by: keena at November 02, 2016 11:00 PM (RiTnx)

215
Oh, and ranch is just buttermilk dressing. Why the hate?

It's just like the assholes who tell you that your favorite pizza is the worst pizza in the world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2016 11:00 PM (IqV8l)

216 12 4 Howdy all. Trump up 3 in VA. woohoo. Via treehouse.
Posted by: Beth M at November 02, 2016 09:59 PM (kiy9d)

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Funny how that poll isn't included in the RCP average for VA huh? Just an oversight I'm sure.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:04 PM (ItFcN)


They try to point out that the numbers are in response to the FBI reopening the investigation, but, the poll was conducted Wednesday through Sunday. That means that at least 2 and probably 3 days of polling was done before people started hearing that she was under investigation again.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 02, 2016 11:00 PM (1JnAL)

217 @204 I think they are going to indict Huma. The epic throw Huma under the bus scenario. So much for 20 years of loyalty.
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Supposedly, the e-mails were in a directory labeled "Life Insurance", which apparently suggests that the e-mails were being saved for just such a "Throw Huma Under the Bus" scenario. If that's true, then throwing Huma under the bus might very well be the *last* thing Hillary wants to do, as it might make Huma a cooperative witness for the FBI.

Posted by: junior at November 02, 2016 11:01 PM (d/pkP)

218 I just wish the whole farking monstrosity that is Gomorrah-on-the-Potomac would implode in grand fashion in the next week or two.

But I know the reality will be infinitely less satisfying.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 02, 2016 11:01 PM (oAY8z)

219 214 Ok they ignored me in the last thread but what is it with the dick bumping after a guy homers? That is effin weird!!
Posted by: keena at November 02, 2016 11:00 PM (RiTnx)

Baseball is ghey, that's what.

Posted by: Insomniac - I Wanna Be Sedated at November 02, 2016 11:01 PM (0mRoj)

220 Huma will get the tip-off....she will be on the first plane to saudie.

Posted by: E.T. at November 02, 2016 11:01 PM (9n0dl)

221 "Ms Lynch, if you indict Ms Clinton, we'll bury all of your crimes..."

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 11:01 PM (KWUK6)

222 FAB's closing Argument is Trump is a PIG towards women ??? hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 11:01 PM (y3aQB)

223 This is still making me smile - Cassette Girl.

Art style is FLCL. Plenty of fan service plus homages to anime and movies. Plus the DaiCon bunny girl. Most importantly it was fun.

https://youtu.be/HhwXxjiqDEU

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2016 11:01 PM (uCJ4v)

224 Ok they ignored me in the last thread but what is it with the dick bumping after a guy homers? That is effin weird!!

Posted by: keena at November 02, 2016 11:00 PM (RiTnx)


Fanny slapping just doesn't do it anymore.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 11:02 PM (zc3Db)

225 I think someone is going to pull a fast one in the next day or two to prevent an indictment. I have no idea who or what will attempt it, or how it is even possible, but at this point it doesn't even have to be Hillary indicted. Anyone close to her will do her in.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2016 11:02 PM (8HGb7)

226 Ok they ignored me in the last thread but what is it with the dick bumping after a guy homers? That is effin weird!!

Posted by: keena at November 02, 2016 11:00 PM (RiTnx)

Ewww, not dick bumping.

It is nut sack sapping.

Frat boy thing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2016 11:02 PM (P/kVC)

227 Gee, they are saying that at least 5 foreign governments accessed the Beast's e-mails.

I wonder if sweet little Huma shared anything with her Muslim Brotherhood pals?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 11:02 PM (PY9jH)

228 222, yeah.
We're just laughing at them.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 11:03 PM (C9pBZ)

229 Ugh; a Hillary Clinton ad.

Posted by: IC at November 02, 2016 11:03 PM (gcme+)

230

Red Lobster sales "make your own" ingredients in a box for those at Sam's Club. Tried it but I must of screwed up the directions because they weren't as good.

My weakness is Outback's bloomin onion. I could eat those till I explode.

Posted by: bananaDream at November 02, 2016 11:03 PM (Ag8Mw)

231 117 There are three reasons people seek government jobs: power, control and security.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 02, 2016 10:37 PM (J8/9G)

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#4...they have no marketable skills and have nowhere else to go. Kinda goes with security, but the govt is basically an employer of last resort. If you can't do, teach. If you can't teach, teach gym. If you can't teach gym, work for the federal govt.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:39 PM (ItFcN)


#5 At the local level, they know someone who can get them in. Those jobs don't go to people because they're qualified.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

232 Buddy of mine his initials are FAG...funny when he had to write initials on his gym chlothes

Posted by: E.T. at November 02, 2016 11:03 PM (9n0dl)

233 The WSJ is reporting that secret recodings are fueling the probe into The Clinton Charity.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 02, 2016 11:03 PM (dKiJG)

234 >>After the Comey balk this summer I'm skeptical of any "an indictment is surely coming" prediction. Back in June everyone was saying how it was a sure thing the skank was getting indicted. Cuz you know, Comey's a straight shooter and shit.

The FBI doesn't indict people. It doesn't issue subpoenas or call for a Grand Jury. All of those things are done by the DOJ for federal crimes.

The DOJ could produce evidence of any crime they want but if the DOJ says they aren't going to indict it doesn't mean a thing.

If you read the WSJ article, you will see how much obstruction the DOJ has been throwing up in front of the FBI when they thought they had a solid amount of evidence to proceed against the CGI earlier this year.

I'm going to continue holding off final judgement on Comey until I see what exactly Obama's corrupt DOJ has been up to.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 11:03 PM (/tuJf)

235 Why the hell is Hillary running ads during the game in Maryland? Md isn't in play. Hell, if Md is in play, this election is OVER.

Apparently we need to think of the children. Helen Lovejoy for president!

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 11:04 PM (Ga9pP)

236 Indictment not happening...
but there's always Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 11:04 PM (C9pBZ)

237 And more for that ranch hater, it uses buttermilk so....probiotics, a**hole! You are supposed to like that.

Posted by: keena at November 02, 2016 11:04 PM (RiTnx)

238 Is it confirmed that Bush I and II are voting for Cankles?

Or is it the DC talking heads parlor games?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 02, 2016 11:04 PM (1JnAL)

239 232 Buddy of mine his initials are FAG...funny when he had to write initials on his gym chlothes
Posted by: E.T. at November 02, 2016 11:03 PM (9n0dl)

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Were the parents cruel or stupid?

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (ItFcN)

240 The DOJ is totally in Hillz pocket.

Thanks, Obama. You limp-wristed, simpering, narcissist twit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:40 PM (PY9jH)


Well, we all know that the attorney general likes to meet up with Felon Hillary's husband.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (+lVUW)

241 Indictment not happening...
but there's always Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 11:04 PM (C9pBZ)


Or a church parking lot. Dangerous place.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (zc3Db)

242 This site needs a post with a siren. Amazing news just came out.

Posted by: Dogstar at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (nx9oE)

243 177 From onion rings to tartar sauce?

Long as I'm talking restaurants, Red Lobster has the best tartar sauce I've ever tasted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 10:52 PM (u8kLQ)



I hate tartar sauce. I always get ticked when I forget to order a fish sandwich without it or the idiot making the food screws up and puts it on anyways

Posted by: Buzzion at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (bMG0w)

244 @POTUS says if @realDonaldTrump elected, he'll reverse "every single thing I've done" on jobs, health insurance, climate change, et al.


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Dude, you had me at you don't like him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (Nwg0u)

245 In the late 90s our son played for the Cubs minor league team, the Lansing Lugnuts. One of his teammates was Hee Sop Choi from South Korea. Choi did not speak English at the time and he had an interpreter. The local papers commented on his need for an interpreter at great length. Despite having an interpreter, his teammates taught him a word to use when the umpire made the right call on a close play (Hee Sop was a first baseman).

As luck would have it the first close play Choi was involved was his beating out an infield single. He arrived at first base a split second before the ball hit the first baseman's glove and the umpire yelled; "SAFE!" Choi saw an opportunity to use his newly learned word, turned to the umpire, looked the umpire straight in the eyes and said; 'BULLSHIT!" At first the umpire was ready to toss Hee Sop until he heard the loud laughing coming out of the Lugnuts dugout and realized the joke the team had played on Hee Sop.

Hee Sop Choi was a very fine young man and our son really enjoyed playing baseball with him.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (75WaT)

246 That Nasty Woman bought an ad on the WS 8th inning commercial break...spit.

Posted by: Boots at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (EBwPV)

247 227 Gee, they are saying that at least 5 foreign governments accessed the Beast's e-mails.

I wonder if sweet little Huma shared anything with her Muslim Brotherhood pals? [I/]
________________

It's how the Taliban shot down the Extortion 17 Chinook and killed those Navy SEALS.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (fEofP)

248 I don't know how relevant this is, but I want to point it out.

In an episode of The Podcast (tm) Ben Shapiro argued with Ace over voting Trump vs not voting. There will never be a youtube clip where "Ace DESTROYS Ben Shapiro" with a neatly-wrapped bit of red meat, but I do believe that Shapiro will vote for Trump. Whether quietly or openly is yet to be seen.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2016 11:06 PM (VdICR)

249 Bush I (Gampy or whatever the hell his grandkids call him) is voting for the Beast.

Pretty sure the rest of the entitled clan will do the same.

So sick of them all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 11:06 PM (PY9jH)

250 Why the hell is Hillary running ads during the game in Maryland? Md isn't in play. Hell, if Md is in play, this election is OVER.

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It's a national broadcast. They're running everywhere, in all 57 states.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:06 PM (ItFcN)

251 126 #108 It's 1:43 PM Thursday.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (2yngH)

--but are you telling us how the game ended so we can go to bed? NOoooOOo.

Posted by: delayna at November 02, 2016 11:06 PM (KNFU5)

252 HEY NOW!!

Put that champagne back on ice Chicago

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:07 PM (ItFcN)

253 Dash Riprock was silly as a movie star name but would've been a great baseball name.

Posted by: Attila D Hun at November 02, 2016 11:07 PM (eRAVa)

254 215
Oh, and ranch is just buttermilk dressing. Why the hate?

It's just like the assholes who tell you that your favorite pizza is the worst pizza in the world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2016 11:00 PM (IqV8l)


If it has pineapple on it, it's true.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 02, 2016 11:07 PM (bMG0w)

255 122 Ranch dressing dude needs to get over himself.

What a douche.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 02, 2016 10:40 PM (R5EqA)


Ranch dressing snobbery is nothing new. I knew a woman whose daughter worked for a high end restaurant. She would ridicule customers who asked for ranch dressing for their salads. If you want to see some elitism, look at waiters and waitresses in expensive restaurants.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

256 It's how the Taliban shot down the Extortion 17 Chinook and killed those Navy SEALS.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (fEofP)


Jeebus. Ya think?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 11:08 PM (PY9jH)

257 Awful lot of Beast ads on the ballgame all of a sudden in Michigan. Doesn't matter, T wins this state.

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 02, 2016 11:08 PM (kiSdp)

258 Supposedly, the e-mails were in a directory labeled "Life Insurance", which apparently suggests that the e-mails were being saved for just such a "Throw Huma Under the Bus" scenario. If that's true, then throwing Huma under the bus might very well be the *last* thing Hillary wants to do, as it might make Huma a cooperative witness for the FBI.
Posted by: junior at November 02, 2016 11:01 PM (d/pkP)

Rumor is that Huma recorded a conversation with the Saudi's and Hillary about giving up US secrets in exchange for Cash to the Clinton Foundation and speaking fees to Bill and it was done to make sure they kept their word and that's what they found in the LIFE INSURANCE file.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 02, 2016 11:08 PM (dKiJG)

259 Dash Riprock was silly as a movie star name but would've been a great baseball name.

Silly as shit.

Posted by: Rip Torn at November 02, 2016 11:09 PM (97XyN)

260 Poor Cubs fans are hyperventilating in the other thread.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 11:09 PM (D2vc1)

261 This site needs a post with a siren. Amazing news just came out.
Posted by: Dogstar at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (nx9oE)

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Dont tease.

Linky or you're a winkie.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 11:09 PM (JmjOe)

262 257 Awful lot of Beast ads on the ballgame all of a sudden in Michigan. Doesn't matter, T wins this state.
Posted by: F.N.G. at November 02, 2016 11:08 PM (kiSdp)

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It's not state specific ads. Everyone all over the land is seeing the ads.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:10 PM (ItFcN)

263 HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:10 PM (ItFcN)

264 Holy Shit!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 11:10 PM (/tuJf)

265 235 Why the hell is Hillary running ads during the game in Maryland? Md isn't in play. Hell, if Md is in play, this election is OVER.

Apparently we need to think of the children. Helen Lovejoy for president!
Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 11:04 PM (Ga9pP)


Stations there get into northern Virginia and southeast PA. But of course, those states are solidly Clinton's, right?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 02, 2016 11:10 PM (1JnAL)

266 HOLY CRAP!

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 11:10 PM (Ga9pP)

267 I'm going to continue holding off final judgement on Comey until I see what exactly Obama's corrupt DOJ has been up to.

I agree, Comey isn't the cuck they make him out to be.

Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2016 11:10 PM (ce4zT)

268 Awful lot of Beast ads on the ballgame all of a sudden in Michigan. Doesn't matter, T wins this state.

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 02, 2016 11:08 PM (kiSdp)

I hope you're right.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 11:10 PM (D2vc1)

269 omg. They tied it up in the eight inning.

Posted by: vivi at November 02, 2016 11:10 PM (11H2y)

270 Oops.

Tie game

Posted by: Tunguska Event II at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (syGA0)

271 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk

Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (JmjOe)

272 wow

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (0O7c5)

273 Tie game. Grammie must be on her second bottle of gin right now.

Posted by: IC at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (gcme+)

274 ...i almost want to call in sick tomorrow. I want to see them perp walk one of these assholes so bad....

Posted by: E.T. at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (9n0dl)

275 125 99.99% sure Five (5) foreign countries hacked into Clinton's server.

So, they were looking for pictures of Carlos Danger's naughty parts and stumbled onto state department documents?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

276 Holy cow!

Posted by: CCC at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (ZTF1d)

277 WOW!!!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (75WaT)

278 all tied up...

if the Cubs lose, it's all that lazy bastard Lester's fault.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (KWUK6)

279 i may just get my extra inning wish

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (0O7c5)

280 Pizza and beer sales just jumped.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (uCJ4v)

281 It's how the Taliban shot down the Extortion 17 Chinook and killed those Navy SEALS.



Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (fEofP)

Jeebus. Ya think?




Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 11:08 PM (PY9jH)

The operation plan sent via e-mail and the manpads Hills sold the terrorists in Libya, but mostly the manpads.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2016 11:11 PM (P/kVC)

282 zerohedge article about WSJ article regarding FBI tapes. I don't see a reference to the FBI taping conversations it had with DoJ, unless that's the source of the quotes in the WSJ article.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jhrybb5

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 11:12 PM (3Liv/)

283 Them Injuns have woke up, finally.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2016 11:12 PM (syGA0)

284 PEEPS: Don't read too much into the ads and where they are aired. It's the same ads in PA, MD, MI, CA, NY, TX, .....on national broadcasts everyone sees the same ads.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:12 PM (ItFcN)

285 This has been a hell of a WS.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2016 11:13 PM (syGA0)

286 How is Joe Buck taking it?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 02, 2016 11:13 PM (dKiJG)

287 HA!

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 02, 2016 11:13 PM (scNDq)

288 Rumor is that Huma recorded a conversation with the Saudi's and Hillary about giving up US secrets in exchange for Cash to the Clinton Foundation and speaking fees to Bill and it was done to make sure they kept their word and that's what they found in the LIFE INSURANCE file.

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*blink*

*blink*

Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 11:13 PM (JmjOe)

289 Seems Carlos Danger's computer most likely has secret State Dept. crap on it.

This is my shocked face: *__*

I wonder what Huma's prison name will be?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 11:13 PM (PY9jH)

290 189 Is that illegal - the mailer with teh switch of parties? I would guess the answer is no. It could be argued there are some Democrats who think he's the right choice. Or some word parsing like that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 10:54 PM (ItFcN)

++++

There are laws requiring political ads to id who is behind them. That's why you always have the candidate saying stuff like, "I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message."

If someone actually forged the tagline on your mailer with some other entity's name, that's illegal. On the other hand, if the tagline is true, it's legit. Of course, the organization can have a deceptive name, like "Republicans who believe in a better future", or something like that. As long as that it the true name of the organization, they are legal.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 02, 2016 11:14 PM (R+30W)

291 So is Game 8 Friday?

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2016 11:14 PM (7qAYi)

292 Geeze. I step away for a few minutes and, we've got a game!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 02, 2016 11:14 PM (ysprU)

293 That Nasty Woman bought an ad on the WS 8th inning commercial break...spit.

Posted by: Boots at November 02, 2016 11:05 PM (EBwPV)

If it was the ad I saw, it was "grab 'em by the pussy" and variations thereof. Pretty weak sauce. Trump ought to run and ad: "You know, I've said some crude things about women. Suck it up, Buttercup. But I don't have a body count. Hillary has a body count." Then scroll the names of all the dead on the Clintons' watch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2016 11:14 PM (CUYn5)

294 If I see john cusak or Eddie Vedder once more I am throwing something at my TV.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:15 PM (ItFcN)

295 I wonder what Huma's prison name will be?


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 11:13 PM (PY9jH)

Mittens?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2016 11:15 PM (P/kVC)

296 Gomes has just swung at 2 straight balls.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 11:15 PM (/tuJf)

297 So what's the big newz?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 11:16 PM (C9pBZ)

298
My BP and I are just fine, sweetie. I watch that stuff so the rest of you don't have to.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 10:42 PM (PY9jH)


And thank you for that. I'm one of those cowards who haven't turned on the news channels in weeks because it would be expensive to replace the tv after I throw a brick at it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 11:16 PM (+lVUW)

299 Bush I (Gampy or whatever the hell his grandkids call him) is voting for the Beast.

Pretty sure the rest of the entitled clan will do the same.

So sick of them all.
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Uniparty.

Vote them all out.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 02, 2016 11:16 PM (hqqM5)

300 Everytime the Injuns score, the Cubs take the lead next inning.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2016 11:17 PM (syGA0)

301 I'm so glad this game has been a GAME.

Posted by: CCC at November 02, 2016 11:17 PM (ZTF1d)

302 Extra innings? More Joe Buck!!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 02, 2016 11:17 PM (J8/9G)

303 @223 This is still making me smile - Cassette Girl.

Art style is FLCL. Plenty of fan service plus homages to anime and movies. Plus the DaiCon bunny girl. Most importantly it was fun.

https://youtu.be/HhwXxjiqDEU
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I was puzzling over the name of the audio tape she starts playing - Big Hits Yuri - until I realized that Yuri was the character's name.

The big robot put me in mind of a shadowed Optimus Prime.

I also watched parts of the next video that YouTube queued up. Apparently a US robot and a Russian robot fighting against a Japanese robot? Except that the Japanese robot opens things by trashing a "Dandai" building? And the female fans of the US robot take their shirts off when they're cheering.

Posted by: junior at November 02, 2016 11:17 PM (d/pkP)

304 I wonder what Huma's prison name will be?


Wiener Lover

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 11:17 PM (KWUK6)

305 A question for The Endorian Elders.....

What's the record post count on a thread?....

2000ish?

If the Series goes to extra innings....we may surpass it.

What a Magnificent Fuckin Game......turn it on, if you're not watchin....

If for nothing else, you can say you saw it happen.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 02, 2016 11:17 PM (Ci6TJ)

306 215
Oh, and ranch is just buttermilk dressing. Why the hate?

It's just like the assholes who tell you that your favorite pizza is the worst pizza in the world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2016 11:00 PM (IqV8l)

++++

Let me guess... Anchovy lover?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 02, 2016 11:17 PM (R+30W)

307 I wonder what Huma's prison name will be?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 11:13 PM (PY9jH)

Pussy licker?

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 02, 2016 11:18 PM (kiSdp)

308 Me when it comes to sports:

"I say, what a rather robust group of men! Which color are we rooting for?"

*sips earl grey tea*

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 11:18 PM (6RZuW)

309 Ranch dressing snobbery is nothing new. I knew a woman whose daughter worked for a high end restaurant. She would ridicule customers who asked for ranch dressing for their salads. If you want to see some elitism, look at waiters and waitresses in expensive restaurants.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

I did the opposite when I was bartending. I worked in a theatre, so the options were limited. One time some snob looked at the wine & asked "is this all you have?" I replied "Well, I do have a 2012 riesling from the lower Rhone valley, but that year was an inferior vintage and I won't insult you by serving it to you. So is Barefoot good then?"

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2016 11:18 PM (7qAYi)

310 Finally a Trump ad.

But kind of a shitty ad.

Meh.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:18 PM (ItFcN)

311 i forgot about the punishment of more joe buck........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 11:18 PM (0O7c5)

312 turn it on, if you're not watchin....

If for nothing else, you can say you saw it happen.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 02, 2016 11:17 PM (Ci6TJ)


Only if it looks like the Indians are going to win.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 02, 2016 11:18 PM (Pz4pT)

313 Joe Buck makes my ears bleed.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (0tfLf)

314 Anchovy lover?

-----------

I'll take "what is Humas prison name for a thousand, Alex."

Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (JmjOe)

315 Well, the diagnosis for my dad is that he's riddled with cancer and has blood clots in his lungs and legs. He won't accept any treatment, and wants to go home. So hopefully he'll make it until I can get there tomorrow to say goodbye. Mom is doing pretty well, considering. She's been coming to grips with this for a while, and she and my dad are stoic as shit.

Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)

316 Buuut booosh.

-
Butt Bush? There's another Bush brother?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (Nwg0u)

317 This was the first time in the history of the WS that someone named Rajai that was 35 years old and had a best friend named Steve homered.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (ItFcN)

318 wonder what Huma's prison name will be?


"Cum Dumpster"

"Come'er bitch"


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 11:20 PM (KWUK6)

319 @249 Bush I (Gampy or whatever the hell his grandkids call him) is voting for the Beast.

Pretty sure the rest of the entitled clan will do the same.
-----------------

Jeb apparently mentioned "President Johnson" in a speech a few weeks ago. So I wouldn't be surprised if that's who he's casting his vote for.

Posted by: junior at November 02, 2016 11:20 PM (d/pkP)

320 What a beautiful and joyful picture of baby Walter above. A truly inspiring story of parents who against all odds and advice chose life for their son.

Posted by: Cheri at November 02, 2016 11:20 PM (TmVQX)

321 Now it's raining. SMOD just HAS to be imminent.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 11:20 PM (Ga9pP)

322 Cookie Rojas

Posted by: Hamnj7 at November 02, 2016 11:20 PM (oOsYG)

323 And I'm off to bed to try to sleep.

Husband is staying up to watch the game.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 11:20 PM (PY9jH)

324 and now it's raining...

call the game?


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 11:20 PM (KWUK6)

325 149 I'm not an onion ring fan (I hate onions) but Ranch is great with regular old french fries.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2016 10:41 PM (zc3Db)

I use it as a dip with pizza.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 10:44 PM (D2vc1)


Which is exactly what that Washington Post twat was bitching about." Oh My God! They're adding ranch dressing to food that is already high fat! And they're destroying the earth! Waaa, waaa, waaa."
I'll bet he's loads of fun at a party.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 11:21 PM (+lVUW)

326 Now rain wtf!!!

Posted by: E.T. at November 02, 2016 11:21 PM (9n0dl)

327 Well, the diagnosis for my dad is that he's riddled with cancer and has blood clots in his lungs and legs. He won't accept any treatment, and wants to go home. So hopefully he'll make it until I can get there tomorrow to say goodbye. Mom is doing pretty well, considering. She's been coming to grips with this for a while, and she and my dad are stoic as shit.

Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)

Sorry to hear that, kalneva. Give your Dad a hug for the Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2016 11:21 PM (CUYn5)

328 You gotta be shitting me. Now it's pouring.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 11:21 PM (/tuJf)

329 Kalneva I'm so sorry. My prayers are with you and your family.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 02, 2016 11:21 PM (Enq6K)

330 Cub tears.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 11:21 PM (JmjOe)

331 Huma: Orange is The New Burkha.

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2016 11:21 PM (7qAYi)

332 Lucy Kropotkin was the best libertarian character ever. She carried twin Gabbett-Fairfax Mars pistols in her housedress.

She claimed to be just a San Antonio Rose, and hated being called Madame. Especially when wearing a merry widow bustier.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2016 11:22 PM (Z9XRA)

333 I wonder what Huma's prison name will be?

Iggy Rosembalm?

Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2016 11:22 PM (ce4zT)

334 324 and now it's raining...

call the game?


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 11:20 PM (KWUK6)

___

Both teams win the WS. Cuz...fairness!

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:22 PM (ItFcN)

335 Number one - there won't be any indictments unless Trump wins and is able to clear out the corrupt DOJ. Although if he wins the people at the DOJ might realize they are in jeopardy and start doing their jobs.

Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2016 11:22 PM (bUqYu)

336 n

Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2016 11:22 PM (ce4zT)

337 Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)

Prayer for you kalneva. My mom passed away this summer and I miss her every day.

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 02, 2016 11:22 PM (kiSdp)

338 Somebody needs to step to the plate with Wonder Boy. It's all that's missing now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2016 11:22 PM (/tuJf)

339 Kalneva, praying that you'll get there in time, and for peace and comfort for all. God bless.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2016 11:23 PM (uHcnA)

340
Well, the diagnosis for my dad is that he's riddled with cancer and has
blood clots in his lungs and legs. He won't accept any treatment, and
wants to go home. So hopefully he'll make it until I can get there
tomorrow to say goodbye. Mom is doing pretty well, considering. She's
been coming to grips with this for a while, and she and my dad are stoic
as shit.

Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)

Dear Lord. Been there. You and yours are in my prayers. Be strong for your mother.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 02, 2016 11:23 PM (PY9jH)

341 Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)

Very sorry to hear that. I lost my dad to cancer.

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2016 11:23 PM (7qAYi)

342 Kalneva - so sorry. God bless your family during this very difficult time

Posted by: Cheri at November 02, 2016 11:23 PM (TmVQX)

343 Home run coming. end it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cowbell! at November 02, 2016 11:23 PM (Pby3z)

344 What if Hayward is the hero? Lol

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 11:23 PM (Ga9pP)

345 160 Buffalo Wild Wings has fantastic onion rings.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 10:47 PM (u8kLQ)


Ooh, wings AND onion rings. Thanks a lot. Now I have drool on my keyboard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

346 Joan Baez is on deck for the Cubs.

Hey wait what??

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 11:23 PM (u8kLQ)

347 Damn. Rough news there. Prayers up

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 11:24 PM (C9pBZ)

348 kalneva

i'm so sorry.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 11:24 PM (0O7c5)

349 nerdygirl, you're welcome!! ;-)

Did I mention how much I love BWW's Nashville sauce? It's probably gone by now but, mmmmm.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 11:24 PM (u8kLQ)

350 This is pretty funny....

High School Senior Predicts Chicago Cubs Will Win the 2016 World Series - in 1993!




http://tinyurl.com/zpx967q

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 02, 2016 11:24 PM (Enq6K)

351 315 Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)
--------------------

I am so sorry, Kalneva. Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 02, 2016 11:24 PM (hYNPr)

352 They keep bringing up the '91 WS but never mention the '01..Yankees/Arizona pst 9/11 game 7....2-1 win in the 9th inning....that was amazing baseball. Yet it's never mentioned in the "wow remember that" conversations.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:24 PM (ItFcN)

353 John Batchelor has that Blonde Airhead Bimbo Monica Crowley on & she says Trump is down Double digits in PA. I know Batchelor is a VERY LIBERAL R but what the fuck is she smokin ??

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 11:24 PM (y3aQB)

354 Number one - there won't be any indictments unless Trump wins...

***********************

We went from "the matter is closed" to "indictments likely."

I'll take that as a win.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 11:24 PM (6RZuW)

355 Thanks everyone, for the prayers! It does mean a lot to me. Now off to bed to try to get a little tiny bit of sleep so I can start out early. Xoxo, Horde.

Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:25 PM (vhW1R)

356 344
What if Hayward is the hero? Lol

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 11:23 PM (Ga9pP)

What they're paying him he better effing be.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 02, 2016 11:25 PM (Enq6K)

357 Wow ace just showed up on the other thread.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 02, 2016 11:25 PM (D2vc1)

358 Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)
Prayers for you at this difficult time.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 02, 2016 11:25 PM (rB/gm)

359 The World Series this year, is kind of like Kaboom Cereal when I was a kid.

Couldn't afford the Kaboom then, and can't afford the Premium Cable that'd give me the World Series, now.

So, I'll just keep an eye on multiple browsers and "watch" via 2nd hand news.

Besides. Horde play by play beats Joe Suck, anytime.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 02, 2016 11:26 PM (v5iqM)

360 I wonder what Huma's prison name will be?
--------------

'Toothy'

That woman could eat an apple through a letterbox.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 02, 2016 11:26 PM (ysprU)

361 there's been an ace sighting on the WS thread.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 02, 2016 11:26 PM (AJeMv)

362 Kalneva, hoping your father and your family find rest and comfort.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 02, 2016 11:26 PM (J8/9G)

363 If the game is tied at the end of 9, the House of Representatives chooses the winner.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 11:26 PM (Ga9pP)

364 Is Joe Buck still wearing his Schwarber onesie? Sounds like it, the way he's talking.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at November 02, 2016 11:26 PM (0Mobh)

365 For the first time ever, WS called a tie! Game over!

Posted by: joe fuck, er, buck at November 02, 2016 11:27 PM (xIunr)

366 I'm sorry, Kalneva.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 02, 2016 11:27 PM (97XyN)

367 Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)
Prayers for you and your family. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 02, 2016 11:29 PM (Q5Ymk)

368 kalneva, God Bless your family

Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2016 11:29 PM (ce4zT)

369 @POTUS says if @realDonaldTrump elected, he'll reverse "every single thing I've done" on jobs, health insurance, climate change, et al.

He's campaigning with Trump now? Man, Hillary must have really pissed him off.

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2016 11:29 PM (9mTYi)

370 Hillary and Barack want baby with heart defect aborted because, you know, costs money, and dad giving out candy arrested for something.
Mostly, Thanatos rules one political party in America.

Posted by: Joe Mack at November 02, 2016 11:29 PM (PjWy4)

371 That woman could eat an apple through a letterbox.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 02, 2016 11:26 PM (ysprU)

Like Canadian Green Party leader Elizabeth May (American by birth). Can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hwavcj2

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2016 11:30 PM (CUYn5)

372 The Cubs were up 12 in WaPo's poll in the 6th inning.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 02, 2016 11:31 PM (ItFcN)

373 202 "Would it be fun if they pick up Chelsea first then?"

What do I hate most about prison? It's got to be this fuckin' ranch dressing...
Posted by: Chelsea, Interviewed by Vogue at November 02, 2016 10:56 PM (97XyN)


And the pigs, Hic. Don't for get the pigs.

Posted by: Hillary at November 02, 2016 11:31 PM (+lVUW)

374 363: ussc calls it a tax. house of reps has no say.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 02, 2016 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

375 Synchronized swimming rule in effect; out at 2nd, safe at1st!

Posted by: joe fuck, er, buck at November 02, 2016 11:32 PM (xIunr)

376 315 Well, the diagnosis for my dad is that he's riddled with cancer and has blood clots in his lungs and legs. He won't accept any treatment, and wants to go home. So hopefully he'll make it until I can get there tomorrow to say goodbye. Mom is doing pretty well, considering. She's been coming to grips with this for a while, and she and my dad are stoic as shit.
Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)

You all are in our Prayers.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 02, 2016 11:32 PM (dKiJG)

377 Kalneva, I am so sorry to hear the news about your dad. God bless him, your mom and you during these difficult times.

Posted by: IC at November 02, 2016 11:33 PM (gcme+)

378 Which is exactly what that Washington Post twat was
bitching about." Oh My God! They're adding ranch dressing to food that
is already high fat! And they're destroying the earth! Waaa, waaa,
waaa."

I'll bet he's loads of fun at a party.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 11:21 PM (+lVUW)


I bought lard at the store the other day, I am using it sparingly for frying in cast iron.

If everything is bad for me, I might as well choose that which tastes yummy.

I feel so . . . transgressive.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2016 11:34 PM (Z9XRA)

379 I hate these "Oh, you hurt my feelings with your hard slide! Wah!" Rules. The WS is at stake. Expect flying spikes, and if you can't handle it, we'll get someone who can.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 11:34 PM (Ga9pP)

380 378:If everything is bad for me, I might as well choose that which tastes yummy.


Living is bad for your health.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2016 11:35 PM (syGA0)

381 AOP - Yikes.

Have we identified a characteristic that correlates with lefty nut-jobbery? Maybe. Further study required.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 02, 2016 11:35 PM (ysprU)

382 Prayers for His comfort and love to all in the Kalneva family.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 02, 2016 11:35 PM (v5iqM)

383 Breaking News: The World Series has just ended *without* a winner.

Turns out Lena Dunham came out to sing the National Anthem, and rather than be forced to listen to her sing, both teams forfeited.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 11:35 PM (u8kLQ)

384 Just woke up, their getting there moneys worth.

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2016 11:36 PM (sWbjH)

385 Kalneva, my prayers are with you and your dad.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 11:36 PM (Ga9pP)

386 225 I think someone is going to pull a fast one in the next day or two to prevent an indictment. I have no idea who or what will attempt it, or how it is even possible, but at this point it doesn't even have to be Hillary indicted. Anyone close to her will do her in.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2016 11:02 PM (8HGb7)


Comey will be found dead of "suicide" in a park?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2016 11:36 PM (+lVUW)

387 Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)

I'm very sorry to hear that, Kalneva. Prayers for your father, you, and your family.

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 02, 2016 11:36 PM (nvMvs)

388 They're all showing their fatigue now.

Posted by: CCC at November 02, 2016 11:37 PM (ZTF1d)

389 If the game is tied at the end of 9, the House of Representatives chooses the winner.
---
Cubs Win!

Posted by: Paul Ryan, bipartisan Obama supporter at November 02, 2016 11:37 PM (3Liv/)

390 Prayers for peace and mercy Kalneva.

Posted by: Mike at November 02, 2016 11:38 PM (Ax3mH)

391
Interesting article about what current research says about sexual orientation. It seems to be fairly evenhanded too.
***
Actually, the science is not only clear, but is settled and has been for some time.

There are any number of examples that show that homosexuality is something that otherwise heterosexual people engage in under some circumstances where heterosexuality is not an option - the most obvious example is prison, but you can also find example in ancient Greece where birth control was not available....

If sexuality was completely, or even mostly, nature, one would expect that the the rates of homosexuality in prison vs in the general population would be similar - but we know they are not.

If sexuality was mostly, or completely, nurture it would mesh with what we actually see - that the more culturally accepted homosexuality is, and the more constrained heterosexuality is, the more homosexuality and "gender fluidity" you would see.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2016 11:39 PM (aZq03)

392 Whoa!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 02, 2016 11:39 PM (ysprU)

393 Just popping in to Thank WD for another wonderful ONT.

Posted by: ibguy at November 02, 2016 11:39 PM (vUcdz)

394 Geeze, I thought that was going to be an easy base hit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 02, 2016 11:40 PM (ysprU)

395 Breaking News: The World Series has just ended *without* a winner.

You say it like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at November 02, 2016 11:41 PM (eMnol)

396 WTF was that bunt BS?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 11:41 PM (KWUK6)

397 I told you the Cubs would win.

Posted by: Obama at November 02, 2016 11:42 PM (Ha50C)

398 Ok H of Plenty.....

One run wins it.......bottom of the 9th......

Turn it on and witness history.....

Absolutely Magnificent.......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 02, 2016 11:42 PM (Ci6TJ)

399 Posted by: kalneva at November 02, 2016 11:19 PM (vhW1R)

I don't know if you'll see this, but I'm praying for your dad, your mom, you and everyone for strength and grace in dealing with this. Blessings to you all.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 02, 2016 11:43 PM (tHwdc)

400 *prays for lighting*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2016 11:44 PM (v4Dtx)

401 400 weft

Hello darkness my old friend?

Posted by: ibguy at November 02, 2016 11:46 PM (vUcdz)

402 *prays for lighting*
Posted by: weft cut-loop
--------------

*shoves flashlight through the USB port*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 02, 2016 11:46 PM (NBHj5)

403 Bonus Baseball!

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 11:49 PM (3Liv/)

404 GO YANKEES!!!!!!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 11:50 PM (6RZuW)

405 ISIS shure is quiet these days, eh?

Posted by: LOL Cubs at November 02, 2016 11:50 PM (EdXI9)

406 403
Bonus Baseball!


Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 11:49 PM (3Liv/)
savoring every last moment.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 11:50 PM (0O7c5)

407 Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793902927404474368

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793903007377264641

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793903102747435008

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793903217570643974

Posted by: kbdabear at November 02, 2016 11:50 PM (Ya7zs)

408 That was a good speech by Ben Shapiro. I would disagree with this, however. I think Milo has principles beyond hedonism. Yes, he is very "out", but he's quite clear about the dangerous of the left and Islam not because of hedonism. I think he has a big 21st century Oscar Wilde persona-only larger and likes to get in people's faces, but I don' think he would wear a cross if there were not something of a great deal of more depth within him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2016 11:51 PM (EnGQE)

409 ISIS shure is quiet these days, eh?
*****************

Did you read Scott Adams' blog post on that? It was hilarious and true. Dead silence is an endorsement for Hillary.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 11:51 PM (6RZuW)

410 Ha ha! We poisoned the Dodger Dogs at the World Series.

Hey wait what??

Posted by: ISIS at November 02, 2016 11:51 PM (u8kLQ)

411 Prayers for Kalneva's dad and family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2016 11:51 PM (EnGQE)

412 Holy crap!

Trump bought ad space for a criminal Hillary ad to run going into extra innings!

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 11:51 PM (3Liv/)

413 What I never understood about Field of Dreams was that if the guy's farm being a success or not was determined by a couple of acres of it being used for a ball field instead of growing corn, then he really had bigger problems than the baseball field.....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 02, 2016 11:51 PM (w+Jhj)

414 Better ad for Trump from the RNC - name checks the FBI...

Posted by: Boots at November 02, 2016 11:52 PM (EBwPV)

415 404 GO YANKEES!!!!!!

ISWYDT

Wait, what?

Posted by: ibguy at November 02, 2016 11:52 PM (vUcdz)

416 that was a GREAT Trump ad. up to the minute about the newest FBI investigation...."It's closing in."

Posted by: vivi at November 02, 2016 11:52 PM (11H2y)

417 More Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793903575294439424

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793903688863588352

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793903777489313792

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793903867595456512

Posted by: kbdabear at November 02, 2016 11:52 PM (Ya7zs)

418 Rain???? Oh man

Posted by: LOL Cubs at November 02, 2016 11:52 PM (EdXI9)

419 LIFE INSURANCE file.


Posted by: fixerupper at November 02, 2016 11:13 PM (JmjOe)

Alleged NYPD leak to Trupundit: "Enough to put them away for the rest of their lives" Includes a few random congress critters too.

Money Laundering
Child ExploitationChild
Sex crimes with minors
Perjury
Pay to play through Clinton FoundationPay
Obstruction of justice
Other felony crimes

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 02, 2016 11:52 PM (3myMJ)

420 tarp on the field!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 11:52 PM (0O7c5)

421 Seriously? Rain delay? It must be a monsoon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 11:53 PM (39g3+)

422 maybe they'll play some "love American style" re-runs

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 02, 2016 11:53 PM (0O7c5)

423 kalneva, prayers from Jinx and family

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 02, 2016 11:53 PM (TnUKj)

424 Oh come on. See in football if there was a tornado on they'd still be playing.

And that is why baseball will never be a true man's game.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 11:53 PM (6RZuW)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 11:53 PM (u8kLQ)

426 Just resetting my nic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 11:53 PM (u8kLQ)

427 *yes, yes, lightning.*
*tent fingers*
*stifles evil laugh*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2016 11:54 PM (v4Dtx)

428 Rain delay. GOD doesn't want either of these teams to win.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 02, 2016 11:54 PM (Ga9pP)

429 400 *prays for lighting*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2016 11:44 PM (v4Dtx)

I made the light on the very first day, me-dammit. What more do you people want?

Posted by: God at November 02, 2016 11:54 PM (0mRoj)

430 They are all drunk downstairs...

Posted by: IC at November 02, 2016 11:54 PM (gcme+)

431 That isn't rain, those are Obama's tears that Chicago hasn't won already.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 11:54 PM (u8kLQ)

432 ISIS shure is quiet these days, eh?
___
Infidel, we will go back to killing you after you elect the she demon as your leader. If the orange haired crusader wins he will stop selling us weapons.

Posted by: ISIS at November 02, 2016 11:54 PM (aZq03)

433 And they roll out the TARP reminding everyone why we hate the DC establishment.

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2016 11:54 PM (3Liv/)

434 Rain delay????!!! I have to listen to Joe buck vamp?

Just kill me now.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 02, 2016 11:54 PM (StOoR)

435 A feminist asked my how I view Lesbianism

so "on Pornhub" is also not the right answer

Posted by: origional Jake at November 02, 2016 11:54 PM (ct7UV)

436 finish the game tomorrow?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 11:55 PM (KWUK6)

437 >>Wonder what Huma's prison name will be?

Bitch.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at November 02, 2016 11:55 PM (XoldI)

438 Is this history making?

Game 7, extra innings, now delayed to rain???

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 11:55 PM (6RZuW)

439 Trump bought ad space for a criminal Hillary ad to run going into extra innings!
Posted by: Methos
-------------

I saw that. Didn't pull any punches either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 02, 2016 11:56 PM (ysprU)

440 424,
Not these days. Football isn't the same...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 11:57 PM (C9pBZ)

441 437 JP

Heh: https://youtu.be/pkAGFfqVJSQ

Posted by: ibguy at November 02, 2016 11:57 PM (vUcdz)

442 Can't everyone be a winner?

Posted by: Special snowflake at November 02, 2016 11:57 PM (IqV8l)

443 Best series ending evah!
*prays for hundreds of rabid honey badgers to raid the clubhouses*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2016 11:57 PM (v4Dtx)

444 Hopeflly they will assemble the pregame guys and have them chat, instead of just Joe Buck improvising for 15 minutes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 11:57 PM (39g3+)

445 "Just resetting my nic.

Posted by: qdpsteve"

That's what they all say....

Posted by: Da Barrel at November 02, 2016 11:57 PM (w+Jhj)

446 Saw some story that involved:
Chinese businessman
trafficking of human body parts
$800 million
Clinton Foundation

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 02, 2016 11:57 PM (e8kgV)

447
#435, I know that is a variant from yesterday

Posted by: origional Jake at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (ct7UV)

448 Huma Prison Name?? Easy ! Horseface Or Butterface

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (y3aQB)

449 Uggggggggg

Posted by: lousagirl at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (9plvG)

450 BTW: we're only seeing Trump ads here in Lost Angels, #Failifornia...

Trump is trolling Hollyweird

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (KWUK6)

451 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2016 11:51 PM (EnGQE)

Sorry; That was a little unclear. It was Weird Dave who suggested Milo didn't have any principles beyond hedonism, not Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro is a good speaker but he often speaks too fast.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (EnGQE)

452 In a moment of irony, I think I'll go take a shower now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (ysprU)

453 There's been a load of terrorism in the past month, just not reported by the US msm.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (C9pBZ)

454 Couldn't afford the Kaboom then, and can't afford the Premium Cable that'd give me the World Series, now.

Its on Fox broadcast 26.1 in Houston. Ought to be available in Galveston.

Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (bUqYu)

455 How stupid are the Clintons to openly mock the FBI? Bitch, you done pissed off the federal Boy Scouts of America.

Clintons are going down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (pUDQf)

456 My predictions:

- The rain will get worse, and they will actually continue the WS to a Game 8.

- There will be another tie by the 5th inning, and then SMOD will end the series early.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)

457 Hate for Shaw to get cold, there's no way Chapman is going out again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (39g3+)

458 >>Wonder what Hillary's prison name will be?

Bitch.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at November 02, 2016 11:59 PM (XoldI)

459 A feminist asked my how I view Lesbianism

so "on Pornhub" is also not the right answer

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 02, 2016 11:59 PM (0mRoj)

460 Not these days. Football isn't the same...

**************

I'm thinking of college ball. Whenever someone mentions NFL with all the pink shut now, my balls recede into my inner cavities to protect itself.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 02, 2016 11:59 PM (6RZuW)

461 Counselor: Hello Anthony! You doing well?

Anthony: *squirt*

Counselor: You want something to drink? Water, soda?

Anthony: *squirt* *squirt*

Counselor: Let me show you to your room. We have you neighbors with a busty Swedish nymphomaniac.

Anthony *SQUIRT*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner's first day at sex addiction rehab at November 02, 2016 11:59 PM (lRwmz)

462 It was Weird Dave who suggested Milo didn't have any principles beyond hedonism,

I think that's probably accurate, and I think people should be careful how much to back the guy. He's not really on our team, he's on team anything goes and right now its the left who are the biggest obstacle to that by backing Muslims and speech codes etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2016 12:00 AM (39g3+)

463 Bret Bair made my night tonight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2016 12:00 AM (pUDQf)

464 455,
The Clinton wing of the party holds the rest in contempt.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 03, 2016 12:00 AM (C9pBZ)

465 qdpsteve
your prediction is unpossible......it's a best of seven....the game may continue tomorrow....if the rain doesn't stop....but it picks up from where it leaves off......same game seven

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 03, 2016 12:01 AM (0O7c5)

466 Damn nice of them to arrange for a rain delay when I had chores with the dogs.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 03, 2016 12:01 AM (J8/9G)

467 I saw that. Didn't pull any punches either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 02, 2016 11:56 PM (ysprU)

Trump will be accused of fixing the game to go into extra innings so his ad would get airtime. Bank on it. Living in their heads, rent-free.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:01 AM (CUYn5)

468 431 That isn't rain, those are Obama's tears that Chicago hasn't won already.
--------------------------------------------

Nah, his fake "favorite" team was the White Sox. In the broadcast booth at a White Sox game in 2008, the dummies did the most softball of softball interviews and Obama couldn't name his favorite White Sox player. From any year of White Sox history.

He also called it Kaminsky Field.

Its historic name was Comiskey Park.

Posted by: Boots at November 03, 2016 12:01 AM (EBwPV)

469 "Couldn't afford the Kaboom then, and can't afford the Premium Cable that'd give me the World Series, now."

Here's a livestream:

http://tinyurl.com/h2doy9p

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 03, 2016 12:01 AM (97XyN)

470 FenelonSpoke, you are more charitable than I am. Milo is useful, but I don't have much respect for him. He's as much as a narcissist as Obama is. If he thought he could get as much personal praise being a SJW, he'd be the left's darling.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 03, 2016 12:01 AM (Ga9pP)

471 463 Bret Bair made my night tonight.
********************

He was EN FUEGO

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 03, 2016 12:02 AM (6RZuW)

472 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2016 12:02 AM (IcT7t)

473 what are those black rings that Buck wears on each finger?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cowbell! at November 03, 2016 12:02 AM (Pby3z)

474 What a day, work was terrible,I mean butt kicking terrible,but it's my Sweet hubby's Birthday! Thank You God for him. Then rain delay, wow, what else haha. My fingernails will pay the price unfortunately!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 03, 2016 12:02 AM (9plvG)

475 435 A feminist asked my how I view Lesbianism

so "on Pornhub" is also not the right answer
Posted by: origional Jake



"on XHamster" is wrong too, apparently.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 03, 2016 12:02 AM (syGA0)

476 It's a tarp!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 03, 2016 12:03 AM (C9pBZ)

477 Play Balllll!

Posted by: dartist at November 03, 2016 12:03 AM (ce4zT)

478 So uh... do they invite everyone in the stadium back in the morning?

Posted by: f2000 at November 03, 2016 12:03 AM (vgMDK)

479 phoenixgirl, thanks :-)

Boots, I'm sure there's tons of folks in all 57 states who've had the same brainfart ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 12:03 AM (u8kLQ)

480 473 what are those black rings that Buck wears on each finger?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cowbell! at November 03, 2016 12:02 AM (Pby3z)

I mean on each hand.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cowbell! at November 03, 2016 12:03 AM (Pby3z)

481 Bitch.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at November 02, 2016 11:59 PM (XoldI)

Shakey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:03 AM (CUYn5)

482 Couldn't afford the Kaboom then, and can't afford the Premium Cable that'd give me the World Series, now.

Its on Fox broadcast 26.1 in Houston. Ought to be available in Galveston.


Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2016 11:58 PM (bUqYu)



I've got the most stripped down to nothin' package of cable that Comcast can offer, and no set of rabbit ears for broadcast teevee.

I've gone through every channel that the cable box gives, and nope, nada, no game.

No hurry. I'm told there's a tarp on the field due to rain.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 03, 2016 12:04 AM (v5iqM)

483 what are those black rings that Buck wears on each finger?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cowbell! at November 03, 2016 12:02 AM (Pby3z)


Depth gauges.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2016 12:04 AM (Z9XRA)

484 476
It's a tarp!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 03, 2016 12:03 AM (C9pBZ)

Dude! LOL

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at November 03, 2016 12:04 AM (XoldI)

485 >>Wonder what Hillary's prison name will be?

Stumbles

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 03, 2016 12:04 AM (w+Jhj)

486 I'm watching via Fox Sports Go for free, fuck cable.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 03, 2016 12:04 AM (6RZuW)

487 I'm voting straight ticket.
Trump and his personality will motivate many otherwise middling Republicans to follow his lead.

We need every Republican possible in office. There is no need to worry about Rino opposition because Rinos are weak and will follow Trump's lead.
B's always follow A's.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at November 03, 2016 12:04 AM (9J7Sc)

488 I guess there are a lot of Cubs fans here and I don't have a horse in this race but I just can't get Myself to like anything related to Chicago because of Obama..... Sorry...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 03, 2016 12:04 AM (O2RFr)

489 Jim, tried the radio?

Do a Bing search for whichever station that's local to your area, is covering the WS.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 12:05 AM (u8kLQ)

490 483 what are those black rings that Buck wears on each finger?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cowbell! at November 03, 2016 12:02 AM (Pby3z)

Depth gauges.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2016 12:04 AM (Z9XRA)


I forgot where I was for a second. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cowbell! at November 03, 2016 12:05 AM (Pby3z)

491 Jim,
Get one of the flat antenna from amazon - they work great down here.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 03, 2016 12:05 AM (C9pBZ)

492 "on XHamster" is wrong too, apparently.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 03, 2016 12:02 AM (syGA0)


when YouTube and Twitter censor all conservative thought, Prager et al will be posting their vids on XHamster and RedTube.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2016 12:05 AM (Z9XRA)

493 Bitch.



Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at November 02, 2016 11:59 PM (XoldI)



Shakey.

Twisted shank.

Posted by: dartist at November 03, 2016 12:06 AM (ce4zT)

494 KBDaBear - has anyone told you "You're a great American"?

Posted by: An Observation at November 03, 2016 12:06 AM (bUqYu)

495 So, if I'm at sex addiction rehab, and I just happen to relapse with another sex addict, do I get to stay longer?

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2016 12:06 AM (HwVbl)

496 As a former Clevelander who wisely gave up following sports many years ago to save my sanity I can say this: if he Indians win the world series sit is a sign that hell has frozen over, which also means Trump will be our next president.

Go Tribe!

Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2016 12:06 AM (NbRJx)

497 No hurry. I'm told there's a tarp on the field due to rain.

It's coming off, but you aren't missing much yet.

I might be headed your was in a couple of weeks. Not sure yet.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 03, 2016 12:06 AM (Ga9pP)

498 Nah, his fake "favorite" team was the White Sox. In the broadcast booth at a White Sox game in 2008, the dummies did the most softball of softball interviews and Obama couldn't name his favorite White Sox player. From any year of White Sox history.

---

should've asked him his favorite player on the Moscow Dynamo's

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 03, 2016 12:06 AM (EZDs2)

499 Dude! LOL"
I know, huh? I'm so disappointed in the horde...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 03, 2016 12:07 AM (C9pBZ)

500 Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at November 03, 2016 12:04 AM (9J7Sc)

i'm not voting a straight ticket....no way in hell will mccain ever get my vote......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 03, 2016 12:07 AM (0O7c5)

501 495 So, if I'm at sex addiction rehab, and I just happen to relapse with another sex addict, do I get to stay longer?

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2016 12:06 AM (HwVbl)


Hopefully. Hell, Id insist on it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cowbell! at November 03, 2016 12:07 AM (Pby3z)

502 So which team has to win in order for it to be a good omen for Trump?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 03, 2016 12:08 AM (6RZuW)

503 At cnn.com zero mention of any indictment news, or the recordings. What rigged elections? Oh and their polls are very unbiased as well.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 03, 2016 12:08 AM (ItFcN)

504 Jim--livestream:

http://tinyurl.com/h2doy9p

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 03, 2016 12:08 AM (97XyN)

505 Play ball.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cowbell! at November 03, 2016 12:08 AM (Pby3z)

506 At cnn.com zero mention of any indictment news, or the recordings. What rigged elections? Oh and their polls are very unbiased as well.

*********************

TRUMP SAID PUSSY!!!!

Posted by: CNN, now with more tasty bias flavored with pumpkin spice at November 03, 2016 12:09 AM (6RZuW)

507 I just can't get Myself to like anything related to Chicago because of Obama..... Sorry...

And Hillary. I'm with you. Besides, wouldn't baseball be a little blander without the Cubs' losing streak?

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2016 12:09 AM (9mTYi)

508 Nah, his fake "favorite" team was the White Sox. In the broadcast booth
at a White Sox game in 2008, the dummies did the most softball of
softball interviews and Obama couldn't name his favorite White Sox
player. From any year of White Sox history.



---



should've asked him his favorite player on the Moscow Dynamo's

or just watch him throw, anything.

Posted by: dartist at November 03, 2016 12:09 AM (ce4zT)

509 Posted by: Weirddave at November 03, 2016 12:01 AM (Ga9pP)

Yes; I think he's a narcissist, (There isn't anyone who is entertainment who isn't a bit of a narcissus or more) but he says charitable things about Christians and doesn't go off the rails when they pray for him and I also think he wears a cross not just to get in the face of SJW's and Islam. Milo is also young-compared to me, I mean. :^) he has plenty of time to come to terms with his mortality. Oscar Wile become a very reflective person in his later years. There's always hope for Milo. Some people takerthe flamboyant gay person too seriously/ He'd having fun. I've worked with a numb eft of people in theatre who were very flamboyant. It's an act like anything else. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2016 12:09 AM (EnGQE)

510 "So which team has to win in order for it to be a good omen for Trump?"

I'm going with either. Change election. Change Series. Both teams are "outsider teams".

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 12:09 AM (d76uN)

511 10th.... nice base hit

Posted by: USNtakim at November 03, 2016 12:09 AM (hMqvx)

512 Saw some story that involved:

Chinese businessman

trafficking of human body parts

$800 million

Clinton Foundation
---
I saw one this morning involving the PP baby parts sales.

Hard to know at this point what's actual leaks and what's everyone on the internet connecting every awful thing because they can.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:09 AM (3Liv/)

513 So which team has to win in order for it to be a good omen for Trump?

With the ads he's running, either team.

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2016 12:11 AM (9mTYi)

514 I'm going with either. Change election. Change Series. Both teams are "outsider teams".

**********************

I'm rooting for Cleveland since they have Charlie Sheen on the roster, and he's an awesome closer, as long as he wears his glasses.

Posted by: CNN, now with more tasty bias flavored with pumpkin spice at November 03, 2016 12:11 AM (6RZuW)

515 Hard to know at this point what's actual leaks and what's everyone on the internet connecting every awful thing because they can.

The sad part, they may not be wrong to do so.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2016 12:11 AM (IcT7t)

516 Thanks, Cloyd. Damn thing is wanting to install some plug-in I've never heard of.

And for who mentioned the radio a bit ago?

I've got Teh Horde for the play by play. Much mo' bettah! No "regular" broadcaster will include dystopian prognostications as part of describing a slide into 2nd, right?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 03, 2016 12:11 AM (v5iqM)

517 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2016 12:09 AM (EnGQE)

Meant "Flamboyant gay persona."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2016 12:12 AM (EnGQE)

518
Some people takerthe flamboyant gay person too seriously/ He'd having fun. I've worked with a numb eft of people in theatre who were very flamboyant. It's an act like anything else. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


An act which wears thin rather quickly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2016 12:12 AM (IqV8l)

519 "Hard to know at this point what's actual leaks and what's everyone on the internet connecting every awful thing because they can."

If 5% of it's half-true we are talking about sick criminal monsters.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 12:12 AM (3myMJ)

520 pop fly... close to the wall runner on 2nd.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 03, 2016 12:13 AM (hMqvx)

521 Got a paying photo gig on friday at a world-famous venue with a semi-famous band. Beer and bbq and cash. Gonna invite my angel, or bring a 'niece' if sje can't make it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 03, 2016 12:13 AM (QvCYu)

522 i'm not voting a straight ticket....no way in hell will mccain ever get my vote......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 03, 2016 12:07 AM (0O7c5) ***


I see your point on that one.
Maybe straight ticket with an idiot caveat?

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at November 03, 2016 12:14 AM (9J7Sc)

523 walking the guy.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 03, 2016 12:14 AM (hMqvx)

524 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2016 12:12 AM (IqV8l)

Well, I'm not on his road crew so I only see bits of it. on video ;^) But yes, it can be annoying; It may be more annoying for men than for women. At a certain point I just roll my eyes. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2016 12:14 AM (EnGQE)

525 521 Got a paying photo gig on friday at a world-famous venue with a semi-famous band. Beer and bbq and cash. Gonna invite my angel, or bring a 'niece' if sje can't make it.


Sounds like lot of fun...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 03, 2016 12:14 AM (O2RFr)

526 The Last 4 teams left in Baseball, last time they won WS all were when a Republican was in WH

Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2016 12:14 AM (y3aQB)

527 This must surely be the first time that the ONT has been swamped by the previous thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 03, 2016 12:14 AM (NBHj5)

528 Get one of the flat antenna from amazon - they work great down here.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 03, 2016 12:05 AM (C9pBZ)


I'm ready but there are so many and I've read that some don't work at all.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at November 03, 2016 12:16 AM (9J7Sc)

529 I don't follow baseball. I just want the cubs to win because they haven't won a World Series in like a hundred years or more, correct?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2016 12:16 AM (EnGQE)

530 521 Uncle Palpy

Mazel tov!

Posted by: ibguy at November 03, 2016 12:17 AM (vUcdz)

531 I should be downstairs. I just can't. Too much anxiety. The Cubs winning the WS is top item on my bucket list.

I just can't take the pressure!!

I was hoping it would all be over by the time I woke up but noooooo...... G-d had other plans.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 12:17 AM (d76uN)

532 Cubbies!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at November 03, 2016 12:17 AM (9n0dl)

533 7-6 cubs by one.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 03, 2016 12:17 AM (hMqvx)

534 Wow.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 12:17 AM (3myMJ)

535 down the line base hit.

7-6

Posted by: exsanguine at November 03, 2016 12:18 AM (QJ3mM)

536 Weiner in sex rehab or witness protection?

Posted by: Pam at November 03, 2016 12:18 AM (cF0hS)

537 Phoenixgirl - wife and I voted trump but not for our incumbent R senator, both voted libertarian just to register a protest vote...if neither dem nor repub get 50% plus one, we will vote for his old ass in the runoff

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 03, 2016 12:19 AM (pxwEr)

538 All our elites voting for a Crime Family.

Posted by: Max Power at November 03, 2016 12:19 AM (QCc6B)

539 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 03, 2016 12:13 AM (QvCYu)

Sounds like a good one. We'll need pics.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 12:19 AM (3myMJ)

540 I just hate the intentional walk so much

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2016 12:19 AM (39g3+)

541 Heh...I love shooting bands. They're always so much fun. I barely recover development costs on these gigs, but I alwayd have a good time. Life is too short to count pennies.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 03, 2016 12:20 AM (QvCYu)

542 What will dubya say when this last batch of emails come out....

Posted by: E.T. at November 03, 2016 12:20 AM (9n0dl)

543 omg

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 03, 2016 12:21 AM (0O7c5)

544 I think the Injuns lost that series in the 90s (97?) the same way. In extra innings against the Marlins.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 03, 2016 12:21 AM (syGA0)

545 Da Bears!!!

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 12:22 AM (3myMJ)

546 cubs up by 2.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 03, 2016 12:22 AM (hMqvx)

547 Go Cubs Go !!!!!

Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 03, 2016 12:22 AM (bpfzP)

548 "Hi I'm Hillary Clinton. If I'm elected, I'll make sure your favorite team wins the World Series *every* year!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 12:22 AM (u8kLQ)

549 BWA HA HA HA HA at the skank's commercial

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 03, 2016 12:22 AM (ItFcN)

550 Its historic name was Comiskey Park.
That's not true! I called it "Che Stadium"!!!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at November 03, 2016 12:23 AM (xIunr)

551 I was watching part of the game earlier this evening at the bar in the hotel, 4th inning, maybe. A Cub player slid into second base, and collided with the shortstop, but was safe. Both went down to the ground. The shortstop picked himself up, and then put a hand down, and helped the runner to his feet. Man, I thought that was really classy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:23 AM (CUYn5)

552 169 Anyone else watch the Bret Baier clip of tonight's broadcast where he reports that FBI sources are saying an indictment is likely for the Clinton Foundation pay-to-play?

Ace! Shouldn't this be 3 flaming skulls tomorrow?

http://tinyurl.com/zedtnbf

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 03, 2016 12:23 AM (lpHNf)

553 Deplorable Donna has me all discombobulated now. I want to see the Cubs win but Obama will make an ass of himself over it. We'll have to hear how the Cubs story is just like his, puke.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 12:23 AM (3myMJ)

554 LOL (yes, really!), @ 545. Perfect!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 03, 2016 12:23 AM (v5iqM)

555 Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 03, 2016 12:19 AM (pxwEr)

i can't vote for the dem....she's an idiot....as dems are wont to be....i'll write in either kelli ward, his primary opposition or jd hayworth....just to set him off.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 03, 2016 12:23 AM (0O7c5)

556 539. The band will own the pics - it's part of the contract. Ill need their permission to share with the Horde. But, if you're in the area, swing by tje Broken Spoke....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 03, 2016 12:24 AM (QvCYu)

557 Grammie, the game thread downstairs is still very active. Asking about you.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 12:24 AM (d76uN)

558 Why would you walk anyone in the tenth in a tied game?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 03, 2016 12:24 AM (oDUj/)

559 Wonder if hillary is tryin to figure out what that C is on their baseball caps....

Posted by: E.T. at November 03, 2016 12:25 AM (9n0dl)

560
That's not true! I called it "Che Stadium"!!!

That's where The Rutles played.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2016 12:25 AM (IqV8l)

561 All our elites voting for a Crime Family.
---
Which seems to indicate the magnitude of the investigation.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:26 AM (3Liv/)

562 Cubs last won the WS in 1908

Posted by: Boots at November 03, 2016 12:26 AM (EBwPV)

563 i'm not a fan of either team, and the suspense is killing *me*...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 03, 2016 12:26 AM (KWUK6)

564 Why would you walk anyone in the tenth in a tied game?

'Cause he needs the exercise and the damn kids won't do it.

Wait, what were we talking about in here?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2016 12:26 AM (IcT7t)

565 Why would you walk anyone in the tenth in a tied game?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 03, 2016 12:24 AM (oDUj/)

To bring a weaker hitter to the plate?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:26 AM (CUYn5)

566 558
Why would you walk anyone in the tenth in a tied game?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 03, 2016 12:24 AM (oDUj/)
if first base is open....1 or less outs.......because you want the batter to hit into a forced out or double play....it's strategy....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 03, 2016 12:27 AM (0O7c5)

567 ♪ The wetness would hit me and the void would be calling ♫
Let's do the game tarp again... ♫
Let's do the game tarp again! ♪

Posted by: Riff-Raff at November 03, 2016 12:27 AM (xIunr)

568 Why would you walk anyone in the tenth in a tied game?
---
Force out at every base makes defense more efficient.

And the downside of giving up a grand slam isn't much worse than giving up 3 on a homer, since you're very likely to lose either way, given you're in extra innings.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:29 AM (3Liv/)

569 CNN saying CF probe Consolidated in NY ! that would be Preet Bhahara People better Role Because he is a Political Atheist who is a Hardass DA

Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2016 12:29 AM (y3aQB)

570
Anyone else watch the Bret Baier clip of tonight's broadcast where he reports that FBI sources are saying an indictment is likely for the Clinton Foundation pay-to-play?

Probably some low level staffer. Unpaid coffee gopher.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2016 12:30 AM (IqV8l)

571 Alberta ,so much for the weak hitter plan huh?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 03, 2016 12:30 AM (oDUj/)

572 Alberta ,so much for the weak hitter plan huh?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 03, 2016 12:30 AM (oDUj/)

Well, if you walk one, and the second is an easy out? Depends upon how many outs you already have, I guess. But I have seen strong hitters deliberately walked before.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:32 AM (CUYn5)

573 Grammie go to WS thread

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2016 12:33 AM (sWbjH)

574 CNN saying CF probe Consolidated in NY ! that would be Preet Bhahara
People better Role Because he is a Political Atheist who is a Hardass DA
---
I hope so, but I remember when folks said that about Patrick Fitzgerald

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:33 AM (3Liv/)

575
I don't follow baseball. I just want the cubs to win because they
haven't won a World Series in like a hundred years or more, correct?


108 years

Posted by: An Observation at November 03, 2016 12:33 AM (bUqYu)

576 grammie get your can back downstairs.

Posted by: bluebell at November 03, 2016 12:34 AM (uHcnA)

577 108 years

Posted by: An Observation at November 03, 2016 12:33 AM (bUqYu)

Man, that's like months before Hillary first went on the rag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:35 AM (CUYn5)

578 Hillary's prison name will be Salt Shaker.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2016 12:35 AM (VdICR)

579 If the Cubs win, will the media cover the post game riots/looting?

Posted by: rabidfox at November 03, 2016 12:35 AM (EW9tX)

580 Hillary's prison name will be Salt Shaker.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
------------

'Flaps'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 03, 2016 12:36 AM (ysprU)

581 Holy crap!

Great twitter/internet meme gaining steam: #2016ElectionInaMovie with current winners being...

Saving Private Server
Dead Man Voting
Driving Miss Crazy
You've Lost Mail
Fifty Shades of Cray
A Weiner Runs Through It
FBI Know What You Did Last Summer
9½ Wikileaks

Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2016 12:36 AM (xIunr)

582 If the Cubs win, will the media cover the post game riots/looting?

Does Chicago have Roof Koreans? Are they watching the game while cleaning their rifles?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2016 12:36 AM (IcT7t)

583 Any dream interpreters here? Got a weird one....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 03, 2016 12:38 AM (QvCYu)

584 I can't vouch for this hector moreno fellow (per the above comment about leaks versus internet), but this is how you put together a narrative.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zkj4j92

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:39 AM (3Liv/)

585 Aint over yet.....wow

Posted by: E.T. at November 03, 2016 12:39 AM (9n0dl)

586 Game is a cliff hanger.

Posted by: rabidfox at November 03, 2016 12:39 AM (EW9tX)

587 I don't want to see what happens for Chicago if they win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2016 12:39 AM (39g3+)

588 Every kids dream growin up is to be the batter....

Posted by: E.T. at November 03, 2016 12:40 AM (9n0dl)

589 Saving Private Server
Dead Man Voting
Driving Miss Crazy
You've Lost Mail
Fifty Shades of Cray
A Weiner Runs Through It
FBI Know What You Did Last Summer
9 Wikileaks

Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2016 12:36 AM (xIunr)

Forrest Trump
Weakened at Bernies'
An Orange Cock Works

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:41 AM (CUYn5)

590 This is some game.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 03, 2016 12:41 AM (syGA0)

591 lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 03, 2016 12:41 AM (0O7c5)

592 Every kids dream growin up is to be the batter....
---
...and hit the gamewinning homerun in the last game of the world series.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:41 AM (3Liv/)

593 One run game! Ticket holders are getting their money's worth. Where is it being played? Chicago will riot regardless of the outcome.

Posted by: rabidfox at November 03, 2016 12:41 AM (EW9tX)

594 leave it all out on the field.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 03, 2016 12:42 AM (0O7c5)

595 Though a few dream of striking that batter out, or catching the ball at the wall.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:42 AM (3Liv/)

596 Geez, the Cubs just can't seem to close this sale.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 12:43 AM (u8kLQ)

597 Of Huma-n Bondage

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:43 AM (CUYn5)

598 Serious question: Is this the greatest baseball game ever played? Discuss.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 03, 2016 12:43 AM (Ga9pP)

599 Queen Rat

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:43 AM (CUYn5)

600 Votes of the Living Dead

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2016 12:43 AM (IcT7t)

601 Tense.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 12:44 AM (3myMJ)

602 The Schlongest Day

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:44 AM (CUYn5)

603 "Casey at the Bat"?

Posted by: rabidfox at November 03, 2016 12:44 AM (EW9tX)

604 And that's it.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:44 AM (3Liv/)

605 Cubs win!

Bummer Indians.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 03, 2016 12:44 AM (syGA0)

606 Oops, never mind. Cubs *finally* pulled it off!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 12:45 AM (u8kLQ)

607 And it's over.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 12:45 AM (3myMJ)

608 DID IT.anything is possible. THe Cubs win teh WS, Trump wins the White house.

Posted by: vivi at November 03, 2016 12:45 AM (11H2y)

609 congratulations grammie......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 03, 2016 12:45 AM (0O7c5)

610 Damn, that was some fuckin game

Posted by: mugiwara at November 03, 2016 12:45 AM (HI7tv)

611 Men and feminine products:

http://tinyurl.com/byw85b

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2016 12:45 AM (8mIih)

612 CUBS WIN!!!!!

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 03, 2016 12:45 AM (R5EqA)

613 113 days until spring training.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 03, 2016 12:45 AM (0O7c5)

614 I was just about convinced Indians would make it 8-8...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 12:45 AM (u8kLQ)

615 So now the Cubs are good until 2124

Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2016 12:45 AM (bMG0w)

616 The Rev gets lucky tonight!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:46 AM (CUYn5)

617 Breaking: the Cubs are serving Birria in the club house for the after game meal...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 03, 2016 12:46 AM (KWUK6)

618 Two weeks from now a bunch of starving third world people will be looking at their new shirts and marveling that the Indians finally won the World Series.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 03, 2016 12:46 AM (Ga9pP)

619 Well this should make Grammy happy at least. And Hillary can pretend she was a fan.

So... the long wait for spring. Winter is so cold and empty without baseball.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2016 12:47 AM (39g3+)

620 Congrats to theCubs

Posted by: Jen the original at November 03, 2016 12:47 AM (oDUj/)

621 So does that mean Chitown wins next week, as well?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2016 12:47 AM (JBEju)

622 Steve Bartman can finally show his face in public again.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:47 AM (3Liv/)

623 My... these Chicago fans seem an excitable bunch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 03, 2016 12:47 AM (ysprU)

624 Buzzion, coincidentally, 2124 is also the year that Hillary finally loses her presidential re-election campaign.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 12:48 AM (u8kLQ)

625 Congrats to theCubs

Posted by: Jen the original at November 03, 2016 12:47 AM (oDUj/)

Yes. And congrats to the Indians, who made them work for it, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:48 AM (CUYn5)

626 So does that mean Chitown wins next week, as well?

I think it means Chicago burns tonight.

In celebration, of course, so it'll be happy flames.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2016 12:48 AM (IcT7t)

627 I'm going to go outside and wait for the time/space continuum to collapse.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 03, 2016 12:48 AM (syGA0)

628 Two weeks from now a bunch of starving third world people will be looking at their new shirts and marveling that the Indians finally won the World Series.
Posted by: Weirddave
-------------

lol

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 03, 2016 12:48 AM (ysprU)

629 Gone With The Weiner

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2016 12:49 AM (IqV8l)

630
Of course Shrillary will declare herself "a lifelong Cubs fan" tomorrow...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2016 12:49 AM (BK3ZS)

631 Go Read @hectormorenco twitter feed Want to know who the NeverTrumpers were working for?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2016 12:49 AM (y3aQB)

632 In celebration of tonight, tomorrow I'll go get a Chicago style hot dog and set it on fire.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 12:49 AM (u8kLQ)

633 Gone With The Weiner

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2016 12:49 AM (IqV8l)

Good one!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:49 AM (CUYn5)

634 623 My... these Chicago fans seem an excitable bunch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 03, 2016 12:47 AM (ysprU)



It's almost like they haven't seen this happen before.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2016 12:49 AM (bMG0w)

635 Chapman gets the win. Heh.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2016 12:50 AM (/tuJf)

636 This it's all the other 29 teams that have to wait until next year.

!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 12:50 AM (d76uN)

637 There will be celebratory gunfire.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 03, 2016 12:50 AM (ysprU)

638 I think I just became a baseball fan...Damn, enthusiasm has reached brainwash levels for me.

Posted by: Max Power at November 03, 2016 12:50 AM (QCc6B)

639 I think Hitlery should either cancel her fireworks float, or donate it to the Cubs for their victory party.

Or, to Trump's inaugural gala.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 03, 2016 12:51 AM (v5iqM)

640 637 There will be celebratory gunfire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 03, 2016 12:50 AM (ysprU)


How can you tell the difference from a normal night in Chicago?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2016 12:51 AM (bMG0w)

641 Tell me that isn't a sign of the Apocalypse. Cubs beat the Indians in the World Series.

Posted by: An Observation at November 03, 2016 12:51 AM (bUqYu)

642 Desperately Seeking Bail

Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2016 12:51 AM (xIunr)

643 OK, when the folks come up from the baseball thread, let's all pretend we haven't heard the news.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:51 AM (CUYn5)

644 This Indians shirt is great. As much as my Carolina Panthers Super Bowl Champs t shirt.

Posted by: Mud Hut Dweller at November 03, 2016 12:52 AM (89T5c)

645 Holy cow! Cubs win!

Posted by: bestie21 at November 03, 2016 12:52 AM (HUeC4)

646 Yay!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 03, 2016 12:52 AM (B9kHd)

647 I can hear gunfire from Peoria. That's odd.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 12:52 AM (d76uN)

648
580 Hillary's prison name will be Salt Shaker.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


Bingo Wings

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2016 12:52 AM (BK3ZS)

649 Okay, I'm hittin' the snoozer.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 03, 2016 12:52 AM (v5iqM)

650 Breaking News: SCOTUS has just overturned the results of tonight's World Series. Indians win!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 12:52 AM (u8kLQ)

651 643 OK, when the folks come up from the baseball thread, let's all pretend we haven't heard the news.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:51 AM (CUYn5)

What news?

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 03, 2016 12:53 AM (R5EqA)

652 Next year is ASTROS YEAR

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 03, 2016 12:53 AM (B9kHd)

653 How can you tell the difference from a normal night in Chicago?
---
There's fireworks going on around me in the suburbs...

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:53 AM (3Liv/)

654 I can not believe I just sat there and watched a fucking 5 hour game and the fucking manager just walked 2 fucking guys for no fucking reason in the fucking 10th inning.


Fuck baseball.

What a colossal waste of time.

and people bitch about football????

Posted by: eleven at November 03, 2016 12:53 AM (qUNWi)

655 What news?

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 03, 2016 12:53 AM (R5EqA)

That's the spirit!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:53 AM (CUYn5)

656 Dylan wins. Cubs win. Trump wins.
God is great!

Posted by: Darrell at November 03, 2016 12:53 AM (Zbg/N)

657 Hillary's prison name will be Spaz.

Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2016 12:54 AM (XoldI)

658 Fortunately, I had the presence of mind to buy a lottery ticket this evening.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:55 AM (CUYn5)

659 At the Sex Rehab Clinic...

"Hi. My name is Anthony, and it has been three days since I last ejaculated."

"Welcome, Anthony."

"Actually, I think I'm starting off on the wrong foot. I masturbated this morning to the Teen Section of a Clothing website. What can I say -- I love young girls in leggings: I know I'm not going to see any camel-toe, but I can't stop hoping."

"We understand, Anthony: facing up to one's addiction is a hard thing."

"It's just that I like sex. And I love teenage girls. I question God every day as to why he gave me this terrible burden."

"We understand, Anthony: many of us have faced temptations that can make one doubt in the benevolence of a Higher Being."

"Well, I kinda lied there, too. I don't think about God much; I mostly just think about sex with teenage girls."

"We understand, Anthony: trust that we will accept you, and we will help you on the better path."

"I'd like to believe that, but who's to say someone here won't go to the cops and tell them I text teenage girls about bondage and anal sex? I worry about that..."

"No need to worry, Anthony. Our fellow Sex Addict Robert has told us how he used to kidnap young girls, have unlubricated sex with them in the woods, and then drop them off naked and blindfolded in the parking lot at a local church: his Secret has been safe with us."

"That makes me feel better. I always use lubricant."

"See, Anthony? THAT is compassion: THAT is something we can build upon."

"Maybe. Still, I just can't imagine living a life without having anal sex with young girls."

"We understand your fear, Anthony. You have to take this one step at a time, my friend."

"Yeah?"

"Yes, Anthony. For instance: our fellow Sex Addict Frank thought he'd never be able to do without orally raping eleven-year-old girls, but through hard work and prayer he now only orally rapes girls older than fifteen."

"You know -- I am starting to feel at home here."

"See? You are already making an emotional investment in Trust."

"Sure. But I think I'd REALLY like to hang out with Robert and Frank..."


I am Laslo.

Posted by: Swell-o at November 03, 2016 12:55 AM (xU1D4)

660 Hillary's prison name will be Spaz.


Twitchy.

Posted by: eleven at November 03, 2016 12:55 AM (qUNWi)

661 Torrents To Arabia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:55 AM (CUYn5)

662 So wait, who won?

Game was so boring I fell asleep.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 03, 2016 12:55 AM (6RZuW)

663 657 Hillary's prison name will be Spaz.
Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2016 12:54 AM (XoldI)


C-bag*



*C for Colostomy.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2016 12:55 AM (bMG0w)

664
Posted by: Swell-o at November 03, 2016 12:55 AM (xU1D4)


Well done! * slow golf clap *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2016 12:57 AM (BK3ZS)

665 Cubs fans pouring out of bars converging on the stadium

Folks already there seem to be trying to get in

(CPD link from other thread)

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 12:57 AM (3Liv/)

666 Hillary's prison name will be Spaz.

Roll this up with the movie memes:

Shakes the Clown

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2016 12:57 AM (IcT7t)

667 Letting you know I am not dead of a heart attack - just ecstatic. on the phone to everyone I know who is not drunk


Cubs Win The World Series !!


The Cubs Have Won the World Series !!

Posted by: grammie winger -for Ernie, Santo, Fergie, Ryne, Dawson, Sutcliffe and Grandma at November 03, 2016 12:58 AM (bpfzP)

668 Posted by: Swell-o at November 03, 2016 12:55 AM (xU1D4)

Laslo of Althouse?

Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2016 12:58 AM (XoldI)

669 Oh, and DirecTV has been sued. This night just keeps getting better and better!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 12:58 AM (u8kLQ)

670 If the Cubs winning isn't proof positive that Trump is SMOD in disguise I don't know what to tell you anymore.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 03, 2016 12:58 AM (6RZuW)

671 Congrats Grammie.

You had it coming.

Posted by: eleven at November 03, 2016 12:59 AM (qUNWi)

672 WS thread averaged one comment every 7 seconds, for five and a half hours.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 03, 2016 01:01 AM (ysprU)

673 Ace said he wanted the Cubs to win because fuckstick Nate Silver said Trump had just as much a chance of winning as the Cubs did the world series (when they were down 3-1)

The signs... they are all converging on a mass extinction SMOD level event.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 03, 2016 01:01 AM (6RZuW)

674 631 Go Read @hectormorenco twitter feed Want to know who the NeverTrumpers were working for?
Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2016 12:49 AM (y3aQB)

Yeah. Shocking they are NeoCons aka transnational progressives owned by the same foreign and other interests as the Clinton Crime Syndicate.


Glad they have been exposed.

Go Cubs!!!

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable and Proud American Nationalist at November 03, 2016 01:01 AM (ev02w)

675 Go Cubbies! It was all because before every Cubs win I had rubbed my mini bat. If you girls want good luck, you can rub it too.

Just meet me in the bathroom and I'll stick the bat through the hole in the side of the stall. Don't worry if it twitches, or if you hear weird noises on the other side. Just keep rubbing!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at sex addiction rehab at November 03, 2016 01:03 AM (lRwmz)

676 583 Any dream interpreters here? Got a weird one....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 03, 2016 12:38 AM (QvCYu)


If it seems like it means something important, I suggest prayer for God to reveal the meaning.

I'm a vivid dreamer and a lucid dreamer to boot and my idea of a perfect night is a deep, dreamless sleep.

I'm about to go to bed, but if you post it, I'll take a look at it tomorrow morning. Some dream elements have universal meanings.

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 03, 2016 01:03 AM (nvMvs)

677 Chaos!


Chicago scanner for your post-game celebration:


http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 03, 2016 01:03 AM (GUBah)

678 http://bit.ly/2fvjxcB

TruePundit.

If any of this is true, things are going to get even more amazing.

The Weiners are negotiating immunity in return for testimony.

A NYPD Chief says he will go public with everything if the FBI doesn't do it's job.

Hillary personally involved in child sex crimes. Much, much more.

Can it be real???

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 01:04 AM (3myMJ)

679
Well, this is gonna be a long fcuking night.

Posted by: Chicago Cop at November 03, 2016 01:04 AM (ysprU)

680 Thanks for the link, Country Singer

Police apprehending dude in red hat who has mounted a salt truck

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:05 AM (3Liv/)

681 He was a salted!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2016 01:06 AM (xIunr)

682 Chicago cop just asked for 20 more lol.

Dispatcher talking as fast as she can.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:06 AM (Idu2i)

683 Can't wait until Cankles' act tomorrow, playing Mizz Baseball Fan.

Sports-loving voice. Swagger.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 03, 2016 01:06 AM (U6f54)

684 If any of this is true, things are going to get even more amazing.
*****************

We went from "the matter is closed" to now talking indictments and Weiners.

BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 03, 2016 01:06 AM (6RZuW)

685 Someone is climbing a light poll

A light poll is being climbed

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:06 AM (3Liv/)

686 OK, when the folks come up from the baseball thread, let's all pretend we haven't heard the news.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 12:51 AM (CUYn5)


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I saw that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 03, 2016 01:07 AM (uHcnA)

687 As trophies go, the WS trophy has got to be the crappiest in pro sports. Won't hold any booze.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 03, 2016 01:07 AM (nFdGS)

688 Anthony Weiner's prison name will be Weiner Hole.

Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2016 01:08 AM (XoldI)

689 http://alleghenyshredders.com/

Rated: strong buy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 01:08 AM (CUYn5)

690 http://bit.ly/2fvjxcB

TruePundit.

If any of this is true, things are going to get even more amazing.

The Weiners are negotiating immunity in return for testimony.

A NYPD Chief says he will go public with everything if the FBI doesn't do it's job.

Hillary personally involved in child sex crimes. Much, much more.

Can it be real???

Posted by: Meremortal,
****

Too good to be true so I call BS.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 03, 2016 01:08 AM (hVdx9)

691 672 WS thread averaged one comment every 7 seconds, for five and a half hours.

------------------------------------

Baseball brings out the stats geek in all of us ;-)

Posted by: Boots at November 03, 2016 01:08 AM (EBwPV)

692 Here's hoping they set the building on fire that the Democrats keeps all their ballot box stuffing votes.

Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2016 01:08 AM (bMG0w)

693 When some of the cops are talking you can hear the crowd in the background, lol.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:08 AM (Idu2i)

694 678:Hillary personally involved in child sex crimes. Much, much more.


I loath the Clinton's but I'm guessing this one is a little far fetched.

Yet these are the Clintons, soooooo..........

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 03, 2016 01:08 AM (syGA0)

695 Here's live footage of the celebration in Chicago tonight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIBg9UQ_mMU

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 01:08 AM (u8kLQ)

696 Shockingly the man on the light poll has fallen of the light poll and requires medical attention.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:09 AM (3Liv/)

697 A light poll is being climbed

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:06 AM (3Liv/)

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Poll Man!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 01:09 AM (CUYn5)

698 682 Chicago cop just asked for 20 more lol.


20 what? Divisions?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 03, 2016 01:09 AM (syGA0)

699 That's no light pole, that's Anthony Weiner!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 01:10 AM (u8kLQ)

700 Chicago PD citywide

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695

Posted by: HuuskerDu at November 03, 2016 01:10 AM (d3MA1)

701 Now if the guy was dancing on the pole ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pole Dancing Critic ... at November 03, 2016 01:10 AM (AoK0a)

702 I never heard of TruePundit so I doubt the allegations are all true. There's probably a germ of truth in there though....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 03, 2016 01:10 AM (8HGb7)

703 Shockingly the man on the light poll has fallen of the light poll and requires medical attention.


Posted by: Methos
****

Rub some dirt on his wounds and empty his pockets. Move on.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 03, 2016 01:10 AM (hVdx9)

704 Police apprehending dude in red hat who has mounted a salt truck

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:05 AM (3Liv/)

Confucius say, man who mount salt truck get crusty dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 01:10 AM (CUYn5)

705 So the Cubs won again? Huh.

Posted by: franz ferdinand at November 03, 2016 01:11 AM (6FqZa)

706 Anything else happen while I was away?

Posted by: franz ferdinand at November 03, 2016 01:12 AM (6FqZa)

707 Do you think Trump's staff is working on a position for the candidate on the Chicago Reconstruction Initiative that Congress will surely be forced to pass during the lame-duck, after the city is destroyed tonight?


And to piggy back on buzzion's great comment, do you think the city's destruction tonight will affect the usual Cook County vote "management" operation?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:12 AM (QDnY+)

708 People still climbing on the Telemundo truck.

Si si!!

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:12 AM (Idu2i)

709
Someone is climbing a light poll

Must be poll man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2016 01:12 AM (IqV8l)

710 705: shut up, your dead.

Posted by: zombie Gavril Princip at November 03, 2016 01:12 AM (syGA0)

711 *sends to the Empress a $200 gift card for Hate Shakes*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:12 AM (BKmMt)

712 @672....

Mike....is that a Top 5?

Fascinating to watch.....especially the multiple posts with the same time stamp.....

The Horde of Pastime in action was marvellous.......

Scale up the Endorian Servers....I reckon Election Day will be way bigger.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 03, 2016 01:13 AM (Ci6TJ)

713 Confucius say, man who mount salt truck get crusty dick.

Maybe he wanted chocolate, salty balls ...

Posted by: Adriane the South Park Critic ... at November 03, 2016 01:13 AM (AoK0a)

714 So the Cubs won again? Huh.

Posted by: franz ferdinand at November 03, 2016 01:11 AM (6FqZa)

(bangs dashboard of time machine with heel of boot)

Posted by: H.G. Wells at November 03, 2016 01:13 AM (CUYn5)

715 Do you think Trump's staff is working on a position for the candidate on the Chicago Reconstruction Initiative that Congress will surely be forced to pass during the lame-duck, after the city is destroyed tonight?
*******************

Chicago riots and goes batshit insane with violence, Trump goes up another 5 points in the polls.

WINNING!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at November 03, 2016 01:13 AM (6RZuW)

716 The scoops are coming! The scoops are coming!

Posted by: Soylent Green at November 03, 2016 01:14 AM (d3MA1)

717 shut up, your dead.
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Hasn't stopped buzzion

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:14 AM (3Liv/)

718 So the Cubs won again? Huh.
Posted by: franz ferdinand

I KEEEEEL YOU AGAIN WITH MY HOT, MEXICAN BLOWUP-DOLL WIFE'S KNIFE!!!

Posted by: zombie Gavrilo Princip at November 03, 2016 01:14 AM (xIunr)

719 Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:12 AM (BKmMt)

Indians fan?

Posted by: Adriane the South Park Critic ... at November 03, 2016 01:14 AM (AoK0a)

720 SCOTUS can overturn the World Series, right?

Posted by: Hillary at November 03, 2016 01:14 AM (u8kLQ)

721 Crowd extends 'at least' 4 blocks, very dense

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:15 AM (3Liv/)

722 Meremortal while there's no lower limit to what these people might be involved in, there is more than ample trouble to be found in just the ho-hum category of "felonies and related obstruction of justice relating to the Espionage Act" category.


The Weiner/Epstein connections certainly suggest the potential for outrages in that other category, but we'll have to see.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:15 AM (QDnY+)

723 Someone better keep an eye on Mrs. O'leary's cow....

Posted by: Chicago Cop at November 03, 2016 01:15 AM (kCDOM)

724 Crowd extends 'at least' 4 blocks, very dense

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:15 AM (3Liv/)

Well, they are Chicago voters...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 01:16 AM (CUYn5)

725 Too good to be true so I call BS.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 03, 2016 01:08 AM (hVdx9)

Well, I know. It's so over the top.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 01:16 AM (3myMJ)

726 Someone better keep an eye on Mrs. O'leary's cow....
Posted by: Chicago Cop


*burp*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 03, 2016 01:16 AM (u8kLQ)

727 very dense
Must be Trump voters. [sneer]

Posted by: david frum-brooks at November 03, 2016 01:16 AM (xIunr)

728 Two blogs in Chicago that are fun to watch on nights like this -

Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown
http://www.cwbchicago - add a dot com

Second City Cop
http://secondcitycop.blogspot - add a dot com


The cop blog doesn't update as frequently as the Crime blog.

The Crime blog comments are funny as hell to read - it's all north side liberals getting a big fat dose of reality.

Posted by: Boots at November 03, 2016 01:16 AM (EBwPV)

729 Too good to be true so I call BS.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 03, 2016 01:08 AM (hVdx9)

Well, I know. It's so over the top.

Posted by: Meremortal
****

I suspect another fake news site.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 03, 2016 01:17 AM (hVdx9)

730 Anything else happen while I was away?

Posted by: franz ferdinand at November 03, 2016 01:12 AM (6FqZa)
Does the word 'sexbot' mean anything to you.
Also police scrambling for taco bell to protect tv trucks the crowd is trying to flip

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:17 AM (3Liv/)

731 The Telemundo truck under assault is in front of a Taco Bell.

Makes me giggle.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:17 AM (Idu2i)

732 She likes the Browns, what do you think???

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:17 AM (BKmMt)

733 Peace! Love! Dope!

Posted by: Terrance Mann at November 03, 2016 01:17 AM (qJhUV)

734 Mike....is that a Top 5?

Posted by: Hillbillyking
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I suspect that it is an all-time record.

Posted by: Chicago Cop at November 03, 2016 01:18 AM (kCDOM)

735 Was this a great day or what?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2016 01:18 AM (/tuJf)

736 oh my god
the party is still raging at casa de cop

see......I've saying for the 12+ years ive been posting here
the cubbies will win it all!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2016 01:19 AM (k3vx5)

737 Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:15 AM (QDnY+)

All that is in there too. I'm going to go poke around some more.

Totally agree it seems too much, too crazy.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 01:19 AM (3myMJ)

738 Newsreader: "So Jim On The Scene, how is Chicago reacting to tonight's World Series win?"

Jim On The Scene: "Oh, the town is on fire."

Newsreader: "Great to hear, people must be feeling good."

Jim On The Scene: "No, I mean the town is LITERALLY ON FIRE."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 01:20 AM (u8kLQ)

739 All you hear now is the dispatcher.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:20 AM (Idu2i)

740 Pedophilia and our Pedophile rings are the status quo.

We investigate ourselves after all.

Posted by: The British and EU Elite at November 03, 2016 01:20 AM (ev02w)

741 "Everyone stay off the air for 1 minute!"-- exasperated CPD dispatcher

Posted by: Soylent Green at November 03, 2016 01:20 AM (d3MA1)

742 In other news, there is no joy in Mudville

Posted by: Casey at November 03, 2016 01:20 AM (kCDOM)

743 navycopjoe at November 03, 2016 01:19 AM (k3vx5)

PARTY!!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the South Park Critic ... at November 03, 2016 01:20 AM (AoK0a)

744 It's a staple comment of people around the web, but I have to say, "best election ever!".


However, for the record I want things to get much, much, much wilder and messier here in the last 5 days.


Open war betw. NYPD and FBI field office and others and FBI leadership, betw. FBI leadership and DOJ, betw. US atty in Manhattan and DOJ, betw. various factions and the WH. Open. Histrionic. Dramatic. Indictments, leaked investigative reports.


I'm thinking something like Lebanon in about 1985. Or Afghanistan any time since the Horde (the real, original one).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:20 AM (QDnY+)

745 NCJ, just don't shoot or screw the pooch while celebrating....

*checks work schedule and does a happy dance* Will get 2.5 hours of overtime this week.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:20 AM (BKmMt)

746 736

Hey, good for you, NCJ!!

Posted by: ibguy at November 03, 2016 01:20 AM (vUcdz)

747 Any riots in Cleveland yet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 01:21 AM (CUYn5)

748 qdpsteve, so you are saying Mrs. O'Leary has kicked the cow again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:21 AM (BKmMt)

749 yo quiero telemundo

Posted by: talking chihuahua at November 03, 2016 01:21 AM (xIunr)

750 AOP, no but the river just caught fire again. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 01:21 AM (u8kLQ)

751 Anna, you never saw so much A-1 sauce in your life... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 01:22 AM (u8kLQ)

752 746 just to show we born and raised chitown folks are caring........
I say we give Cleveland Jay Cutler
they need a qback

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2016 01:23 AM (k3vx5)

753 "Who do we have at the Taco Bell?"

Posted by: HuuskerDu at November 03, 2016 01:23 AM (d3MA1)

754 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdsJJZH4gBM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 01:23 AM (CUYn5)

755 They don't seem to have enough teams at the taco bell still sending more

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:23 AM (3Liv/)

756 I just checked the websites of ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN and not a single mention of the what is going on with the FBI and the Clintons.

They are digging their own graves.

This is better than the Cubs winning, the msm is committing suicide.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2016 01:24 AM (/tuJf)

757 qdpsteve, this might make you smile

https://youtu.be/HhwXxjiqDEU

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:24 AM (BKmMt)

758 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdsJJZH4gBM

Damnitall! Quit stealing my thoughts!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2016 01:24 AM (IcT7t)

759 Thanks Anna. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 01:25 AM (u8kLQ)

760 *peers in*

Huh. There are other threads besides the World Series thread. Who knew?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 03, 2016 01:25 AM (sdi6R)

761 "We're gonna get thru this night people, thank you for your patience."

CPD Dispatcher

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:25 AM (Idu2i)

762 Tonight at all Taco Bell locations in Chicago: half off all charred items.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 01:25 AM (u8kLQ)

763 Man, the pixy hamsters have been working their little rodent butts off tonight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at November 03, 2016 01:25 AM (kCDOM)

764 Ncj, Chicago native here too! Hi!
Desplaines Ave my old stomping grounds.
We won! FINALLY!
We won.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 01:26 AM (6IPEM)

765 Is Taco Bell offering any more free food for this win?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:26 AM (BKmMt)

766 752 746 just to show we born and raised chitown folks are caring........
I say we give Cleveland Jay Cutler
they need a qback

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2016 01:23 AM (k3vx5)



Those words don't go together.

Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2016 01:26 AM (bMG0w)

767 As trophies go, the WS trophy has got to be the crappiest in pro sports. Won't hold any booze.

After the Sox won in 2007 the took the '04 and '07 trophies on a road trip through New England. I think everybody in 6 states has a picture with them on their refrigerator.
But I was talking to the guy in charge of them and he said they they were a pain in the ass to lug around because they were so brittle. The flags fall off, the poles get bent, the name plate falls off. He was not a happy guy.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 03, 2016 01:26 AM (qJhUV)

768 Man, the pixy hamsters have been working their little rodent butts off tonight.

I think there were threats of being sent to Richard Gere's house.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2016 01:27 AM (IcT7t)

769
Is Taco Bell offering any more free food for this win?
--
It's more of an 'unofficial' sale

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:28 AM (3Liv/)

770 I want to see Dem candidates ejecting from the Hillary campaign by Friday, trying to distance themselves (in vain).


I want to see GOP types crawling back towards Le Grande Orange like Col. Klink sucking up to Gen. Burkhalter.


If I can't have a serious country - and I can't - at least I want some first class farcical entertainment.








Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:28 AM (QDnY+)

771 threats of being sent to Richard Gere's house.

And by "house" we mean "colon".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 03, 2016 01:29 AM (6FqZa)

772 I'm feeling frisky again tonight.

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary's Cow at November 03, 2016 01:29 AM (DW+jj)

773 TruPundit is a legitimate website. Part of the new anti-Globalist Pro American media.

They are not owned or influenced by Bush/Romney/Neo Cons/Never Trumpets/Wall Street/foreign interests/Clinton Crime Syndicate.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable and Proud American Nationalist at November 03, 2016 01:29 AM (ev02w)

774 48 hour rule on TruePundit. A lot of the info is what we've already heard from other sources, the child sex thing is the crazy claim.

Supposedly email travel records show Hillary made 6 trip to Pedo Island, wherever that is. I've still never heard an actual location.

Bill made 20 trips

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at November 03, 2016 01:30 AM (3myMJ)

775 threats of being sent to Richard Gere's house.



And by "house" we mean "colon".
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE RICHARD GERE STUFFS HAMSTERS UP HIS ASS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at November 03, 2016 01:30 AM (3Liv/)

776 Want more good news? Disbarment charges have been filed against Marilyn Mosby.

Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2016 01:30 AM (bMG0w)

777 Supposedly email travel records show Hillary made 6 trip to Pedo Island, wherever that is. I've still never heard an actual location.

It's directly between Fantasy Island and Gilligan's Island.

"De plane boss! De plane!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 01:31 AM (u8kLQ)

778 After the Sox won in 2007 the took the '04 and '07 trophies on a road trip through New England. I think everybody in 6 states has a picture with them on their refrigerator.
But I was talking to the guy in charge of them and he said they they were a pain in the ass to lug around because they were so brittle. The flags fall off, the poles get bent, the name plate falls off. He was not a happy guy.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 03, 2016 01:26 AM (qJhUV)

Couple of weeks ago, I went for "burgers and brew" at the Elnora Hotel, in Elnora, Alberta. On the wall above my table was a photo of the Stanley Cup, sitting in front of that very table, taken about a dozen years ago. So my feet were in the "footprint" of Lord Stanley's mug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 01:31 AM (CUYn5)

779 *Stumbles into room*

*Packs bags*

*Eyes sky*

Posted by: SMFH while on the lookout for SMOD at November 03, 2016 01:31 AM (eaeIS)

780 Lol somebody is introducing a private drone into the Chicago crowd.

Or trying to.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:32 AM (Idu2i)

781 I kept waiting for Weld to face plant into the desk while Ralphie was interviewing him.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 03, 2016 01:32 AM (qJhUV)

782 I heard there was some sort of sports event tonight. Know anything about it?

Just kiddin', o'course. I'm only an adopted Chicagoan, but I lived there 14 years with milady, native-Chicagoan, and all three of our offspring were born there. So, some interest in the game. Heh.

And for boring old baseball, Wow! All the way to extra innings on the 7th game! Wish I could've seen the last game. Followed it on texts from our daughter.

I also heard there was some sort of political event coming up. Know anything about it?

Posted by: mindful webworker - safely in rural Oklahoma at November 03, 2016 01:32 AM (kDUUX)

783 CPD dispatcher said somebody was trying to launch a drone over the crowd.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at November 03, 2016 01:33 AM (d3MA1)

784 *waves to SMFH*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:33 AM (BKmMt)

785 For the first time in my life, I'm proud to have been born in Chicago.

Well done Cubbies.

Posted by: SMFH while on the lookout for SMOD at November 03, 2016 01:33 AM (eaeIS)

786 Confucius say, man who mount salt truck get crusty dick.

Confucius say, if he keep doing that, he go brined.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2016 01:33 AM (ghHQE)

787 I like Navycopjoe. I'm happy for Navycopjoe because if Cleveland didn't win it? Go Cubs, Go!

If I ever hear about you trying to push Jay Cutler.....


*hahahahahahahaaaa*

I don't care. Screw the Whatevers what throw anything other than curveballs and three-pointers!

They'll probably take Cutler.

Congrats on the Cubbies' Win!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 03, 2016 01:33 AM (6gk0M)

788 Congrats NCJ, Grammie, Chi-town Jerry, and all other Cubs regulars and lurkers.


But dang - what is now the longest-running "curse" or championship drought in pro sports?


NY Rangers used to get "1940" chanted at them when they were losing (it was actually pretty good). But they won the cup a few years back.


Boston did its WS thing.


So which team/sport is now the longest "perennial also ran"?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:34 AM (QDnY+)

789 Annaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Posted by: SMFH while on the lookout for SMOD at November 03, 2016 01:34 AM (eaeIS)

790 Robbery in progress in the middle of the crowd apparently

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:34 AM (3Liv/)

791 I want to thank the Chicago Cubs for winning the world series form our black presdent! Brattleboro is proud of the Cubs and what they did to honor our presdent of color in his last grate year as our presdent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 03, 2016 01:34 AM (Fbj4h)

792 Confucius say, if he keep doing that, he go brined.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2016 01:33 AM (ghHQE)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 01:35 AM (CUYn5)

793 {{{Slap}}}

Nice job with the play by play.

Posted by: SMFH while on the lookout for SMOD at November 03, 2016 01:35 AM (eaeIS)

794 But dang - what is now the longest-running "curse" or championship drought in pro sports?

All I can think of is 1948 Indians and 1957 Detroit Lions.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:35 AM (Idu2i)

795 >>If I can't have a serious country - and I can't - at least I want some first class farcical entertainment.


For the first time in a very long time, I actually have hope. There is no way to stop this tsunami now, it's way too public.

Free at last!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2016 01:36 AM (/tuJf)

796 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 03, 2016 01:34 AM (Fbj4h)

---

You'd fuck up a wet dream.

Posted by: SMFH while on the lookout for SMOD at November 03, 2016 01:36 AM (eaeIS)

797 Macca Bean (who doesn't do ONTs, don't think) said he had the Stanley Cup in his kitchen once.


Kind of hard to top that.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:36 AM (QDnY+)

798 Congrats on the Cubbies' Win!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 03, 2016 01:33 AM (6gk0M)

Slap I haven't watched baseball in over 20 years, but you and the others here made it very enjoyable to read about.

Well done.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:36 AM (Idu2i)

799 Love ya', Darlin'!

-You're Welcome.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 03, 2016 01:37 AM (6gk0M)

800 * Hurls beercan at Cloggenstein *

Not tonight, you haggard old harridan! Go back to your satanic altar and guzzle some more schappes.

With all due respect...

Posted by: mindful webworker - hurling at November 03, 2016 01:37 AM (kDUUX)

801 CB,

Was watching it here in Temple TX.

Lordy, there's a fuckton of Cubbie/Tribe fans here.

Posted by: SMFH while on the lookout for SMOD at November 03, 2016 01:38 AM (eaeIS)

802 I think the Astros and all football Houston teams are still winless.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 03, 2016 01:38 AM (6FqZa)

803 LOL

Bill Murray is the FS1 guest correspondent in the locker room

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:38 AM (3Liv/)

804 *blinks and finds a very obvious goof*

Rhomboid, what is wrong with these markings?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gu8akqd

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:38 AM (BKmMt)

805 Was watching it here in Temple TX.

Lordy, there's a fuckton of Cubbie/Tribe fans here.

Posted by: SMFH while on the lookout for SMOD at November 03, 2016 01:38 AM (eaeIS)

Did Carl have a good day today?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2016 01:39 AM (CUYn5)

806 JackStraw, coming from you, that's inspiring.


In any case, we'll have some entertainment.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:40 AM (QDnY+)

807 [794 But dang - what is now the longest-running "curse" or championship drought in pro sports?

All I can think of is 1948 Indians and 1957 Detroit Lions.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it


The Chipultepec Aztecs haven't ripped a victim's still-beating heart from his chest in 500 years! Damn conquistidors win every time.

Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2016 01:40 AM (jBuUi)

808 You're welcome, Country.

You can tell it is a passion for me. Not just the Indians, but baseball, period.

If it weren't for Cochran, we would not have had any of those posts.

...and as someone who follows it closely?


Dude Nailed It, SOLID!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 03, 2016 01:40 AM (6gk0M)

809 It took the Saints what 45 years to win a Super Bowl?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:41 AM (BKmMt)

810 CB,

Was watching it here in Temple TX.

Lordy, there's a fuckton of Cubbie/Tribe fans here.

Posted by: SMFH while on the lookout for SMOD at November 03, 2016 01:38 AM (eaeIS)

Awesome!

Had to work tonight (like most every other night) but made it home in time for the 10th inning and history.

Now I'm enjoying a whiskey and the Chicago Police Dept.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:41 AM (Idu2i)

811 Oh yeah, tlachtli. Maybe Kaepernick should try playing tlachtli instead of whatever he's playing at now.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 03, 2016 01:41 AM (6FqZa)

812 Anna - I'm hardly a livery expert, but I'm gonna say the red/blue bands around the fuselage aft of the cockpit?


Gonna guess the Luftwaffe carefully avoided both those colors, for obvious reasons?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:42 AM (QDnY+)

813 So has Tiny Dancer come out to state that the Chicago police are there to maintain disorder yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:42 AM (BKmMt)

814 But dang - what is now the longest-running "curse" or championship drought in pro sports?

Teams that have never been in a Super Bowl: Detroit Lions, Houston Texans, Cleveland Browns, Jacksonville Jaguars

Posted by: tu3031 at November 03, 2016 01:42 AM (qJhUV)

815 Oh, and congrats to the Indians' fans too - obviously a helluva season and a series, a lot to be happy about.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:43 AM (QDnY+)

816 Stupid tiny dancer is in Cleveland and got interviewed on the field after the game. Jerk

Posted by: flyover at November 03, 2016 01:43 AM (SVz6E)

817 Yes he did AOP, thanks for asking.

He's listening to the Chicago PD on Broadcastify.

I'm watching this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv5mogQTajY

Posted by: SMFH while on the lookout for SMOD at November 03, 2016 01:43 AM (eaeIS)

818 >>In any case, we'll have some entertainment.

Indeed, my friend.

I honestly feel that we have crossed a point where this can't be hidden or stopped any longer and all of the shady stuff is going to start unraveling.

Maybe the Cubs winning was the sign. I'll go with that for now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2016 01:44 AM (/tuJf)

819 CPD Dispatcher: "Car 41, what's the route out?"

Car 41: "I don't know, I'm just a political hack."

LMAO.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:44 AM (Idu2i)

820 Rhomboid, for Jagdgeshwander 7 the red and blue bands were authorized as Defense of the Reich markings. It's the swastika on the tail, it goes across the rudder break; something the Luftwaffe stopped doing back in 1940 on the Bf-109Es. Every Me-262 photo I've seen shows the swastika painted on the fin before the rudder break.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 01:45 AM (BKmMt)

821 Maybe the Cubs winning was the sign. I'll go with that for now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2016 01:44 AM (/tuJf)

I told my son a few weeks ago:

1) Cleveland (Cavaliers) win their 1st championship in 50 years

2) Cubs win their 1st World Series in 108 years

3) Trump wins

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:46 AM (Idu2i)

822 Congratulations Cubs. Anything is possible. Media delenda est.

Posted by: vivi at November 03, 2016 01:46 AM (11H2y)

823 Who is Tiny Dancer? Rahm?

Posted by: Dogstar at November 03, 2016 01:46 AM (nx9oE)

824 Oh JackStraw the symbolism of the Cubs' win is perfect, indeed.


And I agree at least parts of the dam are crumbling. Here's to hoping for total catastrophic failure of the structure - right-thinking citizens will be surfing on the waves of creative destruction thereby unleashed.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:47 AM (QDnY+)

825 Yes, Rahm. Jerk

Posted by: flyover at November 03, 2016 01:47 AM (SVz6E)

826 They have ripped the roof of a white box truck and are (re)distributing the stuff inside

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2016 01:48 AM (3Liv/)

827 823 Who is Tiny Dancer? Rahm?
Posted by: Dogstar at November 03, 2016 01:46 AM (nx9oE)

---

Heh.

Yep.

Posted by: SMFH while on the lookout for SMOD at November 03, 2016 01:48 AM (eaeIS)

828 All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
I'm your tiny dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your tiny dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do

Posted by: Tiny Dancer - A duet by Barrack Obama and Rahm Emmanuel at November 03, 2016 01:50 AM (eaeIS)

829 Tiny dancer?

Damn now I'm gonna have that Elton John song in my head the rest of the night.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:50 AM (Idu2i)

830 Cause he's tiny, and he danced ballet in his youth. True story.

Posted by: flyover at November 03, 2016 01:52 AM (SVz6E)

831 Vikes still have yet to win a Super Bowl and after a 5-0 start this year; they are now sliding faster than Taco Bell mystery meat through a colon.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 03, 2016 01:53 AM (lRwmz)

832 Damn now I'm gonna have that Elton John song in my head the rest of the night.

Ask someone to hold you closer?

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 03, 2016 01:53 AM (AoK0a)

833 Anna, as expected I bow before your astonishing expertise. I was just guessing red and blue were a bit odd on Lufwaffe aircraft, had never seen it - plus of course they were used on Allied aircraft.


A childhood friend's father had shot down an Me-109 (or was at least first in on the souvenir party) while part of Patton's Third Army offensives (he was a tank commander, and did have some exploits of note that made it into a unit history).


He had cut out the swastika from the tail - the piece of metal had very irregular sharp edges. We used to play with it as kids (they kept it in the garage, just stuck between two studs on the unfinished interior, like so much WWII treasure in the 50s/60s). I remember the green/black camo pattern of the paint.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 01:53 AM (QDnY+)

834 I don't see Pepe here, but I owe him an apology for being a drunken idiot last week.

If someone sees him, can you tell him that I was such a drunken jackass that I applied his sock to others' posts?

I read those posts I'd written and this is the first time I don't remember them.

I've been drinking before, but this is the first time I don't remember typing something. Especially jibberish like I'd written.

Pepe likes conspiracy theories, but he's never been an ass toward me. He didn't deserve to be corralled and cowed by a veteran poster/drunken idiot like that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 03, 2016 01:54 AM (6gk0M)

835 "as terrible as this year's political season has been, the baseball season has been a gem. Game 7 between two perennial loser franchises? How great is that? "

A pleasure indeed. I think this last game will be always noted as a classic. The twists and turns, it was amazing.

A nice respite from politics.

Posted by: Farmer at November 03, 2016 01:55 AM (o/90i)

836 I don't think this is the Browns' year.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 03, 2016 01:55 AM (6FqZa)

837 Damn now I'm gonna have that Elton John song in my head the rest of the night.
Posted by: Country Boy
---------------

Hold me closer Tony Danza...

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 03, 2016 01:57 AM (s64k8)

838 Damn now I'm gonna have that Elton John song in my head the rest of the night.

Ask someone to hold you closer?

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 03, 2016 01:53 AM (AoK0a)

I accept your offer.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 01:57 AM (Idu2i)

839 I loved every minute of it. It was a great series.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 03, 2016 01:58 AM (6gk0M)

840 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2016 01:58 AM (IcT7t)

841 G'Night, Blanco.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 03, 2016 01:59 AM (6gk0M)

842 Ncj, Chicago native here too! Hi!
Desplaines Ave my old stomping grounds.
We won! FINALLY!
We won.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 01:26 AM (6IPEM)

=====

Hello former neighbor. I grew up in Park Ridge.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 03, 2016 01:59 AM (mHZPQ)

843 I started to become truly ein experten mit Luftwaffe in incandescent reaction to the movie Red Tails and all their butchery of German markings for dramatic effect.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2011/07/red-tails.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 02:01 AM (BKmMt)

844 Tomorrow I want a siren. We've paid our dues, dammit! Give us the siren.

Posted by: Dogstar at November 03, 2016 02:01 AM (nx9oE)

845 CPD Dispatcher: "somebody on a rowdy corner has an open key. That's probably every corner."

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 03, 2016 02:01 AM (Idu2i)

846 the problem with the libertarian movement is that no less than 50% of the movement is libertine-arian instead. Libertine-arians are a movement made mostly of wants. Little wonder it meshes so well with the democrats who are a movement of gives. As far as the Libertine portion, the only thing they have against the democrats is the democrat's general tendency toward prohibition is actually stronger than the Republicans.

About 45% of the remaining 50% are pretty much liberty and small government without analysis. "We can obviously do without a military, why would we need them when we're not fighting a war? And shouldn't people be able to travel freely without a government telling them no?" Open borders, in a country with a democratically elected government pretty much means they'd loose forever after winning one election cycle, as the very next government is guaranteed socialist.

The best ideas of the libertarians are already a part of the conservative movement. A limited government who's main purpose is to protect liberty, where people keep much of their money and the government barely touches the economy either way... Though mind there are a surprising number of people among the elected who call themselves conservatives who think that it is conservative to protect something completely against our values simply because it is pre-existing. Conservatives should be conversationalists only of ideas, be it in the culture or the government, which objectively work well. Essentially, ideas which can be supported with a reasonable argument that their good outweighs an honest assessment of their bad.

Posted by: DaveM at November 03, 2016 02:01 AM (WFjXF)

847 As an aside.....

I've not seen this explained/pontificated upon anywhere......

If the The Drunk wins the election...An then is indicated before Inauguration.....does Shifty Tim get the office if she abdicates?

Not that this outcome is plausible...it's not, obviously.

But how many arguments have been made AGAINST A Kaine Presidency?

If the Drunk is removed.....Timmy K is in charge......what happens?

Being a neighbor to that fuck, inclines me to believe he could (possibly, just maybe..) be worse than The Drunk......which is sayin sumthin.....

Not realistic, but marginally plausible......

Excellent ONT Wd!!!! The Hottub is getting closer each day......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 03, 2016 02:01 AM (Ci6TJ)

848 cwbchicago.com Check it out, interesting neighborhood crime blog.

Posted by: flyover at November 03, 2016 02:03 AM (SVz6E)

849 And don't forget heyjackass.com. Wonder if they'll be doing a "special post-WS riot" edition?


Love the graphics, metrics, and exhaustive detail of that site. Though the subject is as sad and outrageous as there is, of course.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2016 02:06 AM (QDnY+)

850 HI flyboy. You got the Park part right. I used to walk to the Portillo's on Desplaines. I'm not sure it's still there.

We won!!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:07 AM (6IPEM)

851 Love heyjackass, secondcitycop.blogspot.com too

Posted by: flyover at November 03, 2016 02:07 AM (SVz6E)

852 In any case...

I apologize to Pepe for giving him shit when he didn't deserve it.

-AND Party-On, Cubs Fan!!!

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 03, 2016 02:08 AM (6gk0M)

853 We won!!!!
Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:07 AM (6IPEM)

======

Hells yeah, we did!

Now, fcuk that god****ned goat.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 03, 2016 02:10 AM (mHZPQ)

854 Goodnight Slapweasel.
Cleveland got the Cavs this year, you know.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:10 AM (6IPEM)

855 Now, fcuk that god****ned goat.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 03, 2016 02:10 AM (mHZPQ)

Now you're talkin', infidel!

Posted by: Achmed at November 03, 2016 02:11 AM (CUYn5)

856 835 I don't see Pepe here, but I owe him an apology for being a drunken idiot last week.

If someone sees him, can you tell him that I was such a drunken jackass that I applied his sock to others' posts?

I read those posts I'd written and this is the first time I don't remember them.

I've been drinking before, but this is the first time I don't remember typing something. Especially jibberish like I'd written.

Pepe likes conspiracy theories, but he's never been an ass toward me. He didn't deserve to be corralled and cowed by a veteran poster/drunken idiot like that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 03, 2016 01:54 AM (6gk0M)

No worries Slap. Politics are a contact sport and stressful as shit so friendly fire happens. Apologies accepted brother. And apologies to you Slap.

It's true that I've turned my back against MSM and corporate media. I distrust them and don't think they have American and American best interests at heart. So I do roam on the fringes of the reservation, but one thing we call all agree here I pray is that we love the Constitution, Love America and our fellow American Citizens warts and all, the idea of the Sovereign and Sovereignty.

And appologizes for ranting about the NeoCons, which I used to be one after 9/11 and if I piased anybody off or anything I appologize. There is a major shift taking place that's replacing an old Globalist order with an American Nationalist order (it's how I define it and not meaning tO be decisive with that term).

Everybody is on edge and deep down I want to believe that the majority of citizens of this country wish to see the Clinton Crime Syndicate go down. It's a cancer. And has many rabbit holes.

I don't need details just Orange jumpsuits and life in prison for as many players as possible so we can put this puppy to bed and move on as a country.

Peace and God Bless

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable and Proud American Nationalist at November 03, 2016 02:11 AM (ev02w)

857 854 We won!!!!
Hells yeah, we did!
Now, fcuk that god****ned goat.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 03, 2016 02:10 AM (mHZPQ)
*****
Me and Flyboy.
New blog friends.
Cool.
Hi.

Btw, I have played the last 2 innings at least 30x by now.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:15 AM (6IPEM)

858 Cubs Win!!!!

The Clinton Crime Syndicate and Foundation is going down!!!

I truly believe The Lord has given our Country another chance if we cut out enough of the cancer.

Peace and God Bless the Horde!!!

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable and Proud American Nationalist at November 03, 2016 02:16 AM (ev02w)

859 Does this mean our Chicago Jesus will be out of the loop for Hilary over the next few days partying it up?

Posted by: Jean at November 03, 2016 02:19 AM (2RVmA)

860 Me and Flyboy.
New blog friends.
Cool.
Hi.

Btw, I have played the last 2 innings at least 30x by now.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:15 AM (6IPEM)

======

*Fist bump*

I am honored, for realz.

I have the entire series recorded in Blu Ray. I will not do a replay tonight cuz I need my BP Meds in the morning first.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 03, 2016 02:20 AM (mHZPQ)

861 Goodnight everybody, I enjoyed the chat tonight. What a night!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2016 02:20 AM (u8kLQ)

862 Has anyone mentioned that the Cubs just won their first World Series in 108 years?

I'm not seeing it.



Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 02:20 AM (d76uN)

863 *peeks at thread below*

2,300+ comments. And the hamsters are hanging on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2016 02:23 AM (BKmMt)

864 High Drama, pretty cool. Hi L,Elle

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2016 02:26 AM (QGTpc)

865 Hey Flyboy. Good thinking about no replays.
We still have to get through Election Day.
I might need BP meds that night.
Maybe you can share?

I'm so happy!

Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:26 AM (6IPEM)

866 Has anyone mentioned that the Cubs just won their first World Series in 108 years?
I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 02:20 AM

I got willowed in the last thread, yep was celebrating this historic event.

A series/game for the ages. This was awesome ball.

Posted by: Farmer at November 03, 2016 02:26 AM (o/90i)

867 Just got back from a screening of Hacksaw Ridge. I'm still a bit conflicted about the central character himself, but the film-making was solid. A+ effort from Mel. Vince Vaughn is incredible in the film as the Sarge.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 03, 2016 02:27 AM (S2VsH)

868 Slapweasel: ...I've been drinking before, but this is the first time I don't remember typing something. ...

Man, I hate it so much when that (or the like) happens, I managed to not be so drunk again for... mumbledy years now.

Online drinkggg blogggg prrrstng frsuguuglalll never fffef blllggg. Right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - that's the rum talking at November 03, 2016 02:28 AM (kDUUX)

869 I like Heyjackass because they show how many people got shot in the junk or in the ass

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2016 02:28 AM (QGTpc)

870 Hi Jackhole. Great night, right?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:30 AM (6IPEM)

871 Posted by: Farmer at November 03, 2016 02:26 AM (o/90i)

Top item on the bucket list.

[X] Crossed Off.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 02:31 AM (d76uN)

872 My nephew played his last high school football game this week and has worn a Cubs hat since he was 5. I was so happy for him. Also very cool that the curse is lifted. What a world series!

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2016 02:33 AM (QGTpc)

873 Hey Flyboy. Good thinking about no replays.
We still have to get through Election Day.
I might need BP meds that night.
Maybe you can share?

I'm so happy!
Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:26 AM (6IPEM)

=========4

*secondary fist bump*

Yeah, there is that. I gots to go. About 3 hours past my limit. I am going to be even more worthless at work tomorrow than normal, if that's even possible.

Be well all.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 03, 2016 02:33 AM (mHZPQ)

874 Now, to the FABBoB go down for a complete sweep.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 02:33 AM (d76uN)

875 But dang - what is now the longest-running "curse" or championship drought in pro sports?


Toronto Maple Leafs - 1967
Philadelphia 76rs - 1982
Cleveland Indians - 1948 (sorry)

I'm just guessing.

Posted by: zombie Gavril Princip at November 03, 2016 02:34 AM (syGA0)

876 Aw, did I miss Slapweasel checking out? Well, online life is like that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - online life is like that at November 03, 2016 02:34 AM (kDUUX)

877 Yeah, Tim in IL and Farmer.
[X] Crossed Off

I'm so happy.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:35 AM (6IPEM)

878 I have been in China for two weeks, wide awake!

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2016 02:35 AM (QGTpc)

879 The NFL has several teams that have won a Super Bowl and thats it. NY Jets and KC Chiefs come to mind. Its been a while for Oakland (1983) and Miami (1972?) too.

Posted by: zombie Gavril Princip at November 03, 2016 02:36 AM (syGA0)

880 Off dead Serb Nationalist

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 03, 2016 02:37 AM (syGA0)

881 Goodnight Flyboy. I can't say Sweet Dreams bc one yours came all true like mine.

Hopefully, see ya again on Election Night.
Win or Lose, for Better or For Worse.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:39 AM (6IPEM)

882 Posted by: L, Elle at November 03, 2016 02:35 AM (6IPEM)

In the end it's just a game. What a game it was tonight. Also get to tell my cardinal fan friends to 'wait till next year"

Slam.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 02:42 AM (d76uN)

883 Did I have the best name in baseball? Who else? Ideas?

Posted by: Oil Can Boyd at November 02, 2016 10:26 PM (B8hgX)


Al 'The Mad Hungarian' Hrabosky. But I'm a Bohunk myself, so I'm just slightly prejudiced.

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2016 02:47 AM (oPMHY)

884 Someone say "Hi, Mindful," so I don't feel like I'm the only one who can see my messages!

Kidding. I've been online-talking since before the Net was a thing, so I know how the flow goes.

Self-plugola department: If you click on my nic, you'll pull up the latest fanciful Mindful Webworkshop weekly video, which is not the best, but is the latest.

But if you wait for next week's, uploading Friday, or late Thursday, technology permitting, you'll find my pre-election edition, which will be (maybe) the best Webworkshop yet, marred only by my indulging in three anachronistic political ditties of mine from the 70's & 80's. Tell all your friends and enemies, spread thickly on social media, et cetera.

We now return you to your advertisement-free exchange.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pair o' noid at November 03, 2016 02:49 AM (kDUUX)

885
20 I'm a baseball guy. 50 years old and I *still* can't figure out American football. Which down? Scrimmage? Penalties?? Screw it, gimme a simple game to enjoy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2016 10:07 PM (u8kLQ)

Dude, infield fly rule. I tried to explain this to a foreign national and they looked at me like I was demented. Most US citizens give me the same look.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 03, 2016 02:50 AM (FtrY1)

886 I've not seen this explained/pontificated upon anywhere......

If the The Drunk wins the election...An then is indicated before Inauguration.....does Shifty Tim get the office if she abdicates?

Not that this outcome is plausible...it's not, obviously.

But how many arguments have been made AGAINST A Kaine Presidency?

If the Drunk is removed.....Timmy K is in charge......what happens?

Being a neighbor to that fuck, inclines me to believe he could (possibly, just maybe..) be worse than The Drunk......which is sayin sumthin.....

Not realistic, but marginally plausible......

Excellent ONT Wd!!!! The Hottub is getting closer each day......

Posted by: Hillbillyking


Depends. Aside from the nic-picking terminology problems in that formulation, the electors go to Congress and turn in their formal ballot in January, not Nov.

Technically they could write any ballot choice they want come Jan.

Indictments aren't a consideration under the US Constitution, State constitutions aside, IMHU.

gah...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2016 02:53 AM (v4Dtx)

887 Headless Body of Agnew: ...infield fly rule. I tried to explain this to a foreign national and they looked at me like I was demented....

I grew up listening to Cards baseball on the radio, thanks to Dad. A good radio announcer can make you feel like you're there, and like you know what's going on. Do they still have those?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Cubskis! at November 03, 2016 02:55 AM (kDUUX)

888 Hi MW!

Yes we can see your posts. Those of us that are awake that is.

Yes there are still good radio announcers. More than teevee I would say.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 03:02 AM (d76uN)

889 887
Posted by: mindful webworker - Cubskis! at November 03, 2016 02:55 AM (kDUUX)

Dave Niehaus is dead and I still have not found a announcer to pledge my allegiance. Man could let you know what was going on and make you smell popcorn and hot dogs.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 03, 2016 03:03 AM (FtrY1)

890
Just finished watching the game (recorded).

Wow.

That game was beautiful.

Did I mention that baseball is simply the greatest game ever invented?
And the whatever sport happens to come in second is not even close?

Well, it's true.

Hooray Cubs.



Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 03, 2016 03:09 AM (dDOWg)

891 Tim in Illinois: ...Yes we can see your posts. Those of us that are awake that is....

Heh. Thanks, Tim. The mind craves reassurance even when logic informs us reassurance is unnecessary.

Recently sent an email to a person I knew mainly by the online pseudonym, got back a reply that was a series of question marks. Turns out she was sending emojis which my email reader didn't recognize. Thought I had emailed the wrong person or something. Online life can sometimes be almost as confusing as face-to-face!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - easily bemildred at November 03, 2016 03:11 AM (kDUUX)

892 Awake again. Got a whole three hours, so I guess that is an improvement over the last week.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 03, 2016 03:15 AM (AK5Ni)

893 Posted by: mindful webworker - easily bemildred at November 03, 2016 03:11 AM (kDUUX)

There are a few of us around normally this time. IMHO we get distracted easily so it might look like we aren't paying much attention.

We aren't.



Scream if you have to.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 03:20 AM (d76uN)

894 Well, that awful splatting sound you just heard was me hitting the wall.

Good night, Gracies.

Keep the faith.

Posted by: mindful webworker - yeeee-haaaawwww at November 03, 2016 03:20 AM (kDUUX)

895 "Keep the faith."

Always.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 03:22 AM (d76uN)

896 About the gay vs. straight, born this way or made this way argument, why do folks always assume that everyone must have sex no matter what and cannot control their own behavior?

I'm mystified that, even if you believe God made you desire the same sex partner, He assumes you will have wild weasel or rabbit sex because of that desire. It is simply untrue that we are incapable of controling our urges.

Take, for example, men who desire to have sex with children. Are they born that way? Even if they are, is that something they cannot control, and so not rape kids?

Yes, we probably need to know if the orientations are innate, but we probably also need to show that the "gay lifestyle (anal sex and such)" is harmful from a strictly health point of view, not to mention what it does to society, particularly when you include kids in the mix, either by raising them in that environment or by pulling them into it.

I'm not bashing gays, per se, but can we at least be honest about the outcomes?

We manage to be honest about heterosexual couples and the damage they do by divorce, adultery, infidelity, etc. Why not homosexual relationships?

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 03, 2016 03:37 AM (cm1Bl)

897 892 Awake again. Got a whole three hours, so I guess that is an improvement over the last week.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 03, 2016 03:15 AM (AK5Ni)

I've read that looking at a screen, even a tiny one, will make your brain think it is time to be AWAKE!!!! no matter what you are doing, even reading. The ONT probably isn't all that conducive to good sleep patterns, anyway.

That said, insomnia sucks.

Are you the individual on anti-depressants? My advice is to ask for a whopper prescription for Trazodone and take it at bedtime. Makes one very sleepy, indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 03, 2016 03:40 AM (cm1Bl)

898 *tap tap tap*

Did I break it?

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 03, 2016 03:43 AM (cm1Bl)

899 879 The NFL has several teams that have won a Super Bowl and thats it. NY Jets and KC Chiefs come to mind. Its been a while for Oakland (1983) and Miami (1972?) too.
Posted by: zombie Gavril Princip at November 03, 2016 02:36 AM (syGA0)

Vikings.

Teehee!

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 03, 2016 03:46 AM (cm1Bl)

900 No, I was fully awake and resign to being that way a while before I turned on any screen. It seems the days when I could go to the bathroom and pee on autopilot are gone. Now if the needs wakes me it brings me all the way up.

Maybe I'll out in some time on the treadmill in hopes of tiring myself, though I doubt it. I slept a great deal Wednesday morning after skipping the Tuesday evening dose in hopes of some relief. It didn't happen until nearly dawn, so I skipped it again for Wednesday. Having slept on and off from about 6 am to 2 pm caught me up but it means there is a schedule problem. I'll just have to try to push my way through enough of tomorrow to shift things around a bit.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 03, 2016 03:46 AM (AK5Ni)

901 Damn. Up 3 games to 1 and could not close it out. Thats got to hurt.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 03:47 AM (d76uN)

902 Just throwing this out.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zvkwfy6

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 04:08 AM (d76uN)

903 Apple TV is offering an election night live coverage from Buzzfeed via Twitter.

Crom, I do not pray to you.
I do not have the tongue for it.
No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2016 04:14 AM (VdICR)

904 4:17?

Posted by: origional Jake at November 03, 2016 04:14 AM (ct7UV)

905 Shouldn't have gotten up to watch that game.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2016 04:16 AM (sWbjH)

906 so what do all the cool kids plan on picking up during the Pre-looting/rioting in Chicago?

new shoes?

Posted by: origional Jake at November 03, 2016 04:17 AM (ct7UV)

907 Conan the Barbarian

https://youtu.be/RoZzVUPqHbk

Music by Basil Pouldouris

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2016 04:18 AM (VdICR)

908 The Cleveland curse strikes again I see. Heh. Spending my youth amonst Browns fans, I have a pretty good idea what a masochist is like.

Posted by: Buckeye Aboad at November 03, 2016 04:19 AM (E8UjU)

909 Crom: Vengeance

https://youtu.be/ZxomYycDrNA

You all need Metal.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2016 04:21 AM (VdICR)

910 That it can be done, to It come from behind in a championship series is a good thing.

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2016 04:22 AM (sWbjH)

911 So, this is like the parting of the 7th Seal, right?

Posted by: Epobirs at November 03, 2016 04:31 AM (AK5Ni)

912 Yea, verily.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2016 04:35 AM (VdICR)

913 Indictments aren't a consideration under the US Constitution, State constitutions aside, IMHU.

gah...
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Faithless electors for the win

Posted by: Jean at November 03, 2016 04:35 AM (2RVmA)

914 If a astronomer finds a meteor the size of Texas today heading for the world it wouldn't suprise me

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2016 04:40 AM (sWbjH)

915 If nothing else for me and I guess many other non Chicago or Cleveland fans the World Series was a nice distraction from the coming election.

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2016 04:52 AM (sWbjH)

916 Atramentous.....

Interesting word......

The thesaurus an synonyms are worthwhile.....

Till next time Horde of Pastime......

Y'all take care an have a good one....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 03, 2016 04:52 AM (NID8V)

917 Looking through the latest batch of comics torrents, there is now a series entitled 'Occupy Avengers.' It appears to really be 'Hawkeye teams up with a minority superhero we had lying around and need to use occasionally to maintain copyright.'

Hawkeye was acquitted of murdering Bruce Banner and is now wandering around basking in the adulation of common folk who feel it was a good idea.

Another series on its second issue, 'Champions', is essentially Avengers meets Teen Titans. A bunch of underage superhumans form their own team because the adults just don't understand. A quick glance included one character accusing another of a microagression. This is the 'teenage' daughter the Vision actually assembled a year ago, along with a wife and teenage son, both now dead. She interpreted the suggestion of telling ghost stories at a campout as a veiled insult because she can walk through walls and is neither alive nor dead by conventional human measure. Apparently, the AI for being a bitch is dully debugged but not the humor subroutine.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 03, 2016 04:52 AM (AK5Ni)

918 Read Andrew McCarthy's Nov1 column at NR

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2016 04:59 AM (sWbjH)

919 There must be icicles in Hell this morning.

Hi, Horde.

Back in a few, while I read the latest on sexual orientation.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 03, 2016 04:59 AM (R0i94)

920 Not that it hasn't been like this all week but guess many are sleeping in.
Others will be quite hung over I'm sure.

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2016 05:19 AM (sWbjH)

921 "I know that Shapiro isn't a lot of peoples' cup of tea, not sure why"

For the same reason Ben Sasse, Mike Lee, Glenn Beck, Dana Loesch, and all of NRO are not my cup of tea.

They are all exactly like Bill Weld with the one exception that they all drink coffee and Weld drinks tea or some such tiny difference that nobody can honestly make out.

Posted by: Drider at November 03, 2016 05:25 AM (6Xbsz)

922 As to the ONT links I had mead at a mid-evil banquet in Scotland, that and haggis.

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2016 05:25 AM (sWbjH)

923 Besides the Cubby fans everyone else have a great day.
(I know they are on cloud 9 so not worried about them)

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2016 05:27 AM (sWbjH)

924 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, November 03, 2016. On this day in 1954 Godzilla made his film debut in Japan. Two years later in 1956 an edited version of the film with Perry Mason added made its way to the US. It was a smash hit and has been remade many times.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 03, 2016 05:39 AM (mpXpK)

925 I see Trump is surging in the polls. Up in both VA and NC now. He wiped out a 12 point deficit in less than a month in VA. Way to go hillary!.

Also way to go Cubs, about time. The Back to the Future guys only missed it by one year.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 03, 2016 05:44 AM (iONHu)

926 G'morning, all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 03, 2016 05:53 AM (J+eG2)

927 Good morning.
Went to bed with the Cubs up 5-3.
First thing I heard on the clock radio this am,, 8-7 in 10.

Hope they didn't have to break out the defib for grammie.

Posted by: teej at November 03, 2016 05:57 AM (HWisp)

928 Sorry. Up 6-3.

Posted by: teej at November 03, 2016 05:58 AM (HWisp)

929 >>>He's like Milo but with principles that go beyond hedonism), but this short speech is spot on.

To debate against liberals, you have to be either Jewish or gay. I guess I should have debated the liberals.

Posted by: Leonard Bernstein at November 03, 2016 05:59 AM (dtWKK)

930 6am vodka!

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at November 03, 2016 06:04 AM (gwG9s)

931 My cardinal fan friends are not liking my "wait till next year" notes at all. Not one bit.

They keep coming back with "yeah but....."

"What have you done lately" shuts that right up.

Suck it up deadbird fans. You deserve all the poop being rubbed into your face.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 06:09 AM (d76uN)

932 I feel sorry for Cubs fans. As long as the "curse" was active, it required courage, fortitude and faith to still be a Cubs fan. But now that they've won, there is no virtue in being a Cubs fan. It's easy to be on the side of the winner. I hope they don't find this transition too traumatic.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 03, 2016 06:13 AM (dtWKK)

933 Must be a deadbird fan.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 06:16 AM (d76uN)

934 Was there much rioting in Chicago?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2016 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

935 I would rank Ben Shapiro (and anyone else who seems angry all the time) behind Milo easily.

Bill Whittle has given talks at high schools. Even at that age they are indoctrinated and aggressive. I think he's cracking the problem on his own terms.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2016 06:21 AM (VdICR)

936 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2016 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

937 I'm sure Sox fans will welcome them.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 03, 2016 06:22 AM (R0i94)

938 Game 7 between two perennial loser franchises? How great is that?

Well, I didn't have a dog in the fight, being a Red Sox fan when I care to follow baseball at all. But I wanted the Indians to win for two reasons:

1. Chief Wahoo.
2. The dog-eating crackhead in the Oval Office supported the Cubs.

So if you believe in auguries (as I kind of, sort of, somewhat do), then the election is over and Scankles has won. Of course, zombie posted yesterday that he's certain the fix is in and that while Trump may win, say, 40 states, the 10 crucial ones will simply keep printing ballots and stuffing boxes until Hillary wins.

My take is that now that King Shit Midas has actually been on the right side of something, his crowing about the Cubs ("my Cubs," I guarantee you he will say at some point today) will translate, through the all-American cult of FEEELZ, to:

Cubs win = Obama is Cubs fan = Obama supports Hillary = feeling good, will vote for Hillary.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2016 06:23 AM (X6fMO)

939 I don't have Muldoon's gift for the limerick, so I'll go with a haiku I just wrote and shared elsewhere:

Clinton corruption
A roiling tide of sewage
Receding, thank God

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 03, 2016 06:23 AM (J+mig)

940 "Was there much rioting in Chicago?"

Dunno. You could hear fireworks and gunshots down here by Peoria until around 3 am.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 06:23 AM (d76uN)

941 >>>Two years later in 1956 an edited version of the film with Perry Mason added made its way to the US.

That guy really scared me. Especially when he propositioned me in the men's room.

Posted by: Godzilla at November 03, 2016 06:23 AM (dtWKK)

942 The Field is about eighty miles from here. Great experience if you're an American. You can walk right into the cornfield. I made a video of the first mr. creeper going into the corn not long before he died. Then I managed to tape over that video.

Kinda the story of my life.

Still don't know what makes someone homosexual.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 03, 2016 06:24 AM (R0i94)

943 Love Bill Whittle. Just love him. So soft-spoken. Until...

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 03, 2016 06:26 AM (R0i94)

944 "Still don't know what makes someone homosexual."

It could be an acquired taste.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 03, 2016 06:26 AM (J+eG2)

945 "Was there much rioting in Chicago?"

How could you tell?

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 03, 2016 06:27 AM (rb1zT)

946 Still don't know what makes someone homosexual.

Posted by: creeper


Show tunes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 03, 2016 06:27 AM (dtWKK)

947 I don't get this "I'm rooting against the the Cubs because of the JEF" stuff. WTH??

You believe anything that comes out of that mouth? I doubt he could of even named a single player on the team.

Re-effn-dic-u-lous.......

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 06:27 AM (d76uN)

948 Idunno, VIA. My younger sis is lesbian. We kids knew there was something "different" about her from the get-go. We even called her "George". She was cute as a bug's ear and all she ever wanted was to be a boy. She's the best argument I know for "nature".

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 03, 2016 06:30 AM (R0i94)

949 Preaching to the choir is needed only up to a point. If every conservative/libertarian could convert one person, then in theory our numbers would grow geometrically. And then we could steer around our Idiocracy future.

So making life better for the next generation, and the next^30 generations is well worth our time. We should learn how to convince through logic, through social pressure, and through derisive laughter. We would regret being too squeamish to set aside the overbearing politeness of get-along-republicans.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2016 06:31 AM (VdICR)

950 OMIGOD. I am SO slow this morning. Pleading "No coffee".

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 03, 2016 06:31 AM (R0i94)

951 Today's whiteboard sign-

Reason # 4 for Trump-

Vote "Hell, No!" to corrupt, greedy government, biased, finger waving media & globalists who don't support American interests.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2016 06:32 AM (tOcW/)

952 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2016 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

Today is a double ampersand day.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2016 06:33 AM (VdICR)

953 She was cute as a bug's ear and all she ever wanted was to be a boy. She's the best argument I know for "nature".

Posted by: creeper


It's more complicated than that. Warren Beatty's daughter wanted to be a boy and got a sex change, but she's still attracted to men.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 03, 2016 06:34 AM (dtWKK)

954 No stats for November yet but Hey Jackass has 196 shot in the ass and 50 shot in the junk.

I have no clue what these stats could me except, very bad aim.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 06:34 AM (d76uN)

955 "OMIGOD. I am SO slow this morning. Pleading "No coffee".


That's OK

Put you cup under the USB port.

It's a fresh pot.


*Begins to pour*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 03, 2016 06:34 AM (J+eG2)

956 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2016 06:23 AM (X6fMO)

Or it could be the sign that 2016 is the year of unlikely, unbelievable wins, and curses being broken, which favors Trump.

Reading entrails...

And congrats to the Cubs! And to the Indians. Great series.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 03, 2016 06:34 AM (Om16U)

957 BourbonChicken may your day be blessed.

We do not have to be held back by the past. Wave to everyone with a big smile.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2016 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

958 I don't get this "I'm rooting against the the Cubs because of the JEF" stuff. WTH??

You believe anything that comes out of that mouth? I doubt he could of even named a single player on the team.

Re-effn-dic-u-lous.......

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 06:27 AM (d76uN)


Oh, I'm sure he's as ignorant of Cubs players as he is of anything outside of proper ball-handling procedures at Man's Country. But the Cubs win gives him a chance to strut and showboat like Chicken George, and with that ridiculous 50% approval rating of his, I can easily, in my jaundiced view, see that as translating into votes for Hillary.

Anyway, I left a lot of work undone yesterday and so I'm behind the 8-ball. I'll see you all on another thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2016 06:36 AM (X6fMO)

959 And people wonder how kids get shot.


http://tinyurl.com/gq3y4ub

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 03, 2016 06:37 AM (J+eG2)

960 948
Idunno, VIA. My younger sis is lesbian. We kids knew there was something
"different" about her from the get-go. We even called her "George". She
was cute as a bug's ear and all she ever wanted was to be a boy. She's
the best argument I know for "nature".


Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 03, 2016 06:30 AM (R0i94)


I think there's both a nature and a nurture component to it, from what I've seen. For every case like that I ever knew, there's at least 3 more where they were children of divorce who had weak father figures and domineering mothers. That combination appears to make a child grow up to detest women, and just throwing an educated guess at the wall, the desire for a father figure mutates into homosexuality when puberty hits.

I'm not a professional head shrinker, that's just observation and guesswork.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 03, 2016 06:39 AM (J+mig)

961

N O O D


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2016 06:39 AM (mbhDw)

962 I will diligently wait for someone to state they voted for hillzebub because bama said he wanted the Cubs to win the Series.

Diligently.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 03, 2016 06:40 AM (d76uN)

963 Cleveland, Ohio says Trump poll monitors not welcomed. Just don't bother to try and have a fair election there. I guess it will be the same thing in Chicago, Philadelphia, etc. And our great news media will say nothing.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 03, 2016 06:41 AM (rb1zT)

964 In an episode of The Podcast (tm) Ben Shapiro argued with Ace over voting Trump vs not voting. There will never be a youtube clip where "Ace DESTROYS Ben Shapiro" with a neatly-wrapped bit of red meat, but I do believe that Shapiro will vote for Trump. Whether quietly or openly is yet to be seen.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2016 11:06 PM (VdICR)

I listened to that one and Shapiro came off as a babbling twit.

That clip has him saying what exactly? Stand up for our principles!!! I have a feeling we disagree on which principles we stand for below general liberty, speech, and religion.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 03, 2016 06:42 AM (J70i0)

965 VIA, you got any Bailey's to go in this? Just a wee dram, please.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 03, 2016 06:42 AM (R0i94)

966 And people wonder how kids get shot.

http://tinyurl.com/gq3y4ub

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Baltimore? Sounds like gang related stuff. Oldest was 17. Those monsters aren't kids. If they get themselves shot, good riddance.


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 03, 2016 06:44 AM (dtWKK)

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