Clinton's Illegitimate Son Claims He'll be Making a Big Announcement Which Will "Rock" the Hillary Campaign

I have no idea what it could be or what, along these lines, could "rock" the campaign.

Even if it's something very grabby -- like that the Clintons paid him off to make him go away -- how would he prove it? I'm sure the money would have been passed through third-parties.

Even the existence of such money would be something, but probably not enough.

And if they were paying him -- why would they stop paying him now, of all times?

Anyway, he'll be making his announcement at the National Press Club tomorrow at noon.

Posted by: Ace at 08:54 PM

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1 probably a big nothingburger, but anything what makes her campaign have to devote resources to prepare for is OK with me

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2016 08:54 PM (QVKR6)

2 1st?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 31, 2016 08:54 PM (sqpGi)

3 Moar popcorn!

Posted by: Afroman at October 31, 2016 08:54 PM (EKSME)

4 Whut?

Posted by: Trickortreat at October 31, 2016 08:54 PM (fjZl+)

5 Have we gotten to the weird part of this election yet? Just curious...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 31, 2016 08:54 PM (5zfq1)

6 I'm having his baby!

Posted by: Chelsea at October 31, 2016 08:55 PM (7zkP4)

7 Neato news. Podestas good friend at the DOJ will be put in charge of Hillary's investigation.

Looks like justice will be doled out. NOT!

Posted by: Drider at October 31, 2016 08:56 PM (6Xbsz)

8 He must have a twin that he's going to reveal.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 31, 2016 08:56 PM (GUBah)

9 Can't be my kid. He doesn't have a bent dick.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 31, 2016 08:56 PM (5huyv)

10 Even if it turns out that Hil-rah the everliving sent an assassin after him but he flipped her through the power of love and they're writing a tell all, it would probably be considered a slow day at this point.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 31, 2016 08:57 PM (dpJ62)

11 Whew!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 31, 2016 08:57 PM (BO/km)

12 Damn. The story is from World Nut Daily.

Always hate it when you click on a link and it's from Info Wars or WND.

Posted by: Hepcat at October 31, 2016 08:57 PM (5b+Sr)

13 mebe Clintons tattooed a map to their pirate cave on his head?

Posted by: Yellowbeard at October 31, 2016 08:57 PM (3w+CX)

14 That he's Hillary's baby, not Bill's?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2016 08:57 PM (QX0Xt)

15 $5 on "I used to correspond with daddy through his sham wife's private email server. And boy did I learn some neat stories about how government works."

Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 08:58 PM (3Liv/)

16 They probably paid him off with a cache of 100,000 emails.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2016 08:58 PM (QX0Xt)

17 Hey now. World Nut Daily is occasionally...correct?

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at October 31, 2016 08:58 PM (Fu2AD)

18 Remember, there's some DNA on Monica's blue dress!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 31, 2016 08:58 PM (wCEn4)

19 Bill Clinton knocked up a black prostitute?
Johnson! Stop the presses!!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2016 08:58 PM (qJhUV)

20 He's going to release the fact he's black.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2016 08:59 PM (gA69l)

21 If the dick doesn't fit...

Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochran at October 31, 2016 09:00 PM (cmE8J)

22 Hmmm? Could somebody, say, an attractive woman, have gotten a DNA sample from Bill Clinton? A paternity test would be a nice capper on Hillary's week.

Posted by: Hepcat at October 31, 2016 09:00 PM (5b+Sr)

23 Hillary: "Everything looks like Russia from here...

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:00 PM (y3aQB)

24 Maybe big scoop is that Bill Clinton is is father, and Hillary is his surrogate mother!

Posted by: Kevin at October 31, 2016 09:01 PM (9ssjQ)

25 Was Bubba Banging Black Hookers around a corner in the Arkansas Governors mansion

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:01 PM (y3aQB)

26 I can see Russia from my house!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 31, 2016 09:02 PM (cmE8J)

27 If Obama had a son...?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 09:02 PM (J+eG2)

28 Hope it's better than that idiot 'tell all' guy that Hamburg had on that didn't tell jack. Not getting my hopes up. And really I don't think anyone cares anyway.

Posted by: marinemom at October 31, 2016 09:02 PM (ep6ak)

29 Is his mother still alive? Or was she found face down with a crossbow in her hand and three bolts through her back?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 31, 2016 09:02 PM (oDUj/)

30 From a couple of articles today it would seem MeAgain Kelly might not want to buy that sailboat just yet. Looks like Fox is the only one interested in keeping Ilsa the She-Wolf on board.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 31, 2016 09:02 PM (XN0hD)

31 He's RUSSIAN ?

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 09:02 PM (zu88C)

32 Maybe he will show up there with the Clinton fixer!

Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2016 09:02 PM (ACqhm)

33 18 Remember, there's some DNA on Monica's blue dress!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 31, 2016 08:58 PM (wCEn4)

I'm sure there's Bill's DNA on a black dress and a green dress and a polka dot dress and ...

Posted by: Hepcat at October 31, 2016 09:02 PM (5b+Sr)

34 Hannity, not Hamburg. I hate spell check.

Posted by: marinemom at October 31, 2016 09:03 PM (ep6ak)

35 DNA test result?

Posted by: @votermom's phone at October 31, 2016 09:03 PM (Om16U)

36 Hot Air reports Jon Ralston is practically calling NV for Hillz. Gotta do away with early voting. This is nuts.

By the way, I early voted. #NeverHillary

Posted by: texas zombie at October 31, 2016 09:03 PM (tm6wE)

37 anyone up for going "trick or drink"ing?

it's like ToTing, but for adults.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (KWUK6)

38 5 GuyfromNH

Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

39 This election can't possibly get any weirder.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (CNHr1)

40 He will have the Arkansas state trooper with Jim that channeled the payments

Posted by: uncle joe at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (CG+Mw)

41 Looks like Fox is the only one interested in keeping Ilsa the She-Wolf on board.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 31, 2016 09:02 PM (XN0hD)

For the love of G_d I hope there's no "Emmanuelle" series.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (cmE8J)

42 I know he ain't a pig-fucker, but I just want to hear the sumbitch deny it!

Posted by: Zombie President Johnson at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (JO9+V)

43 Please tell me that the event is being hosted by Maury Povich.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (GUBah)

44 if NV is in the bag, why are leftards here in #Failifornia being bused there to GOTV?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (KWUK6)

45 Chelsea always wanted a Black half brother.

Posted by: Hepcat at October 31, 2016 09:05 PM (5b+Sr)

46 It's epic trolling & It's for real: The front page of the NY Times has a photo of Hillary at a rally being greeted with TRUMP posters!

It was reported on gateway, and since then the NY Times has moved the pic around a bit on its website, but it's really there!

No links to the NYT. It's only useful in print as it's the only news that's fit to be used as animal litter.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 31, 2016 09:05 PM (oQQwD)

47 I'm sure there's Bill's DNA on a black dress and a green dress and a polka dot dress and ...

Posted by: Hepcat at October 31, 2016 09:02 PM (5b+Sr

"Stop that, stop that copulation!"

Posted by: Best Little Whorehouse in Arkansas at October 31, 2016 09:05 PM (3w+CX)

48 Looks like justice will be doled out. NOT!

Posted by: Drider

///
Bob Dole never got justice.

Posted by: Bob Dole at October 31, 2016 09:05 PM (dZ756)

49 "Clinton's Illegitimate Son"

That should be Clinton's "alleged" illegitimate son. Allegedly. It has been alleged. There has been an alleging of the allege. It is allegedly alleged that this is the son of Clinton. Allegedly.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #SchlongerTogether at October 31, 2016 09:05 PM (6RZuW)

50 43
Please tell me that the event is being hosted by Maury Povich.
--

Sorry. Jerry Springer.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 09:05 PM (hqqM5)

51 Apologies, was not a rally where Hillary is pictured in front of the Trump posters,; it's an early voting site.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 31, 2016 09:05 PM (oQQwD)

52 This election can't possibly get any weirder.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (CNHr1)

======
You ain't seen nothing yet. This week will be a lesson on how low they will go.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:06 PM (oq2p9)

53 His real mother.....Donna Brazile!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2016 09:06 PM (qJhUV)

54 'scuze me while I whip this out...

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Jr. at October 31, 2016 09:06 PM (QX0Xt)

55 Hot Air reports Jon Ralston is practically calling NV for Hillz. Gotta do away with early voting. This is nuts.

By the way, I early voted. #NeverHillary
Posted by: texas zombie at October 31, 2016 09:03 PM (tm6wE)

Ignore polls and predictions at this point.

Remember, Reid is not running again , so his hold over the unions in Las Vegas is waning.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 31, 2016 09:06 PM (oDUj/)

56 6 I'm having his baby!
Posted by: Chelsea at October 31, 2016 08:55 PM (7zkP4)

LOL!!

Posted by: washrivergal at October 31, 2016 09:06 PM (CFc5L)

57 This election can't possibly get any weirder.
---
Maybe Bill had sex with his mother
...
WHILE SHE WAS BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, SO HE HAS GRAY DNA!!!!!

Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 09:06 PM (3Liv/)

58 Would like to believe it's true but these "bombshells" have been duds so far. I'll just keep looking at dickileaks and wikikeaks to see whats going on.

The slow burning seems to be working so far.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 31, 2016 09:07 PM (d76uN)

59 He's RUSSIAN ?

A Black Russian !!? Yes I will have one

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:07 PM (y3aQB)

60 53 His real mother.....Donna Brazile!
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2016 09:06 PM (qJhUV)

Really? What color is his hair?

Posted by: Hepcat at October 31, 2016 09:07 PM (5b+Sr)

61 Just came back from a neighborhood Halloween party.

Amongst the hundreds of people who are my neighbors, I have only ever identified one as not being 100% leftist/progressive/SJW/socialist/Democrat. Just one. And even this one person isn't identifiably "conservative" -- I just know that she's pro-Israel and criticized Obama once.

So there she is at the party and I make the mistake of walking up to her and saying, "How about this election season, eh?"

"Yes, I know! Terrible!" she replies.

"Yeah -- can't believe what's going on. Such anger! Such emotions!" I say.

Her: "Exactly - it reminds me of Germany in the '30s," she said, as I started to get a clue. "God forbid if Trump wins -- it could be another Holocaust! Not that I like Hillary -- but the alternative is unthinkable!"

Sigh.

She's in her late 70s, so I wasn't going to start an argument, especially there in the lions' den surrounded by barking moonbats.

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:07 PM (jBuUi)

62 They will be talking about this election for the next hundred years.

At this point all we are missing are aliens and flying unicorns.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:07 PM (uHcnA)

63 A Black Russian !!? Yes I will have one

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:07 PM (y3aQB)

Seriously?

Posted by: The Dude at October 31, 2016 09:08 PM (cmE8J)

64

Well, Chelsea, we have a big surprise here for you. Someone you have never met is here to meet you.

*gestures to the wings*

Chelsea, here is your long lost brother!

Posted by: Jerry Springer at October 31, 2016 09:08 PM (k8DTS)

65 He's RUSSIAN ?
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable

Well, a black Russian.

Or maybe light chocolate Russian.

Who knows?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 09:08 PM (S6Pax)

66 The may be his last chance to have anybody pay attention to him. If he wants to hit that D-list celebrity reality show circuit, better make it count!

Posted by: Cjw at October 31, 2016 09:08 PM (7SQMF)

67 Please tell me that the event is being hosted by Maury Povich.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (GUBah)

Geraldo Rivera. He can open a secret vault that holds the paternity payoff agreement.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 31, 2016 09:08 PM (oDUj/)

68 "We should just totally just stab Caesar"
-Gretchen Weiners - Mean girls

Posted by: Shankell1971 at October 31, 2016 09:08 PM (tQDj6)

69 "His real mother.....Donna Brazile!"

Donna is Bill Clinton's mother?

Posted by: Willy J. at October 31, 2016 09:09 PM (Ha50C)

70 At this point all we are missing are aliens and flying unicorns.

We've been hoping this Dyson Sphere seals us off from Earthling idiocy.

Posted by: tabby's star at October 31, 2016 09:09 PM (6FqZa)

71 Maybe he's announcing that he's having a sex change and becoming Bill's "daughter."

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 09:09 PM (iMxBJ)

72 anyone up for going "trick or drink"ing?

it's like ToTing, but for adults.

No, but I remember when we were kids, dad and a neighbor would take all us kids and put a beer in each coat pocket. Then make sure we hit another buddies house so they could refill the pockets.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:09 PM (6UwHL)

73 Don't do it Sean! Don't invite this guy on your show! Fer G-D sakes Sean, don't do it!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 31, 2016 09:09 PM (d76uN)

74 BEST Election Ever!!!!*

*pending a Trump victory and a certain swamp being drained, many government agencies being eliminated and....oh hell, there's so much to be done, but you get the idea.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:10 PM (kzrCg)

75 62 They will be talking about this election for the next hundred years.

At this point all we are missing are aliens and flying unicorns.

Posted by: bluebell

Well, in a hundred years, the unicorns will be driving the flying saucers, having exterminated human in The Great Unicorn Uprising of '73. (2073, that is.)

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:10 PM (jBuUi)

76 She's in her late 70s, so I wasn't going to start an argument, especially there in the lions' den surrounded by barking moonbats.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:07 PM (jBuUi)
----
Zombie, just wall yourself off and we can do a Berlin Airlift.

We will be candy bombers, except with vodka and whatever else you need.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at October 31, 2016 09:10 PM (EnKk6)

77 National Press Club? How'd he manage to land that?

And we were told Trump was the joke candidate. Hers is the carnival freak circus campaign

Posted by: L, Elle at October 31, 2016 09:10 PM (6IPEM)

78 39 This election can't possibly get any weirder.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 31, 2016 09:04 PM (CNHr1)

There's still over a week to go. The weirdness is just ramping up.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

79 Sigh.

She's in her late 70s, so I wasn't going to start an argument, especially there in the lions' den surrounded by barking moonbats.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:07 PM

Congrats for getting through it Zombie.

My long distance bosses are all Hillary Tards, and I managed to get through two dinners with them last weekend without blurting "are you people retarded? that's the only explanation for what you're saying."

One of them said Queen H is the most qualified person ever to be nominated.

Another expects Trump to randomly fire people off the supreme court.

They send me money. I want that to continue

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM (hqqM5)

80 Perhaps he has video of Hillary telling him "Get lost, n----r!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM (QX0Xt)

81 My guess: They got hold of Bill Clinton's saliva from a drinking glass, or have the dna of a close blood relative, and have a DNA match.

By the way, Malik Obama did an AMA on The Donald sub-reddit and it is hilarious. Malik is a witty and funny guy.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM (hA1V+)

82 https://tinyurl.com/jmg9ufc

bob_owens
31/10/16 20:48
The writer Clinton is using to push the Trump server story pushed a fake war crimes story I helped debunk in 2008.

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM (y3aQB)

83 Say, wasn't this the day that WikiLeaks was supposed to come out with something that would get Hillary arrested?

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM (iMxBJ)

84 I wasn't going to start an argument, especially there in the lions' den surrounded by barking moonbats.

Oh, zombie-- so sorry you have to put up with that! (Loving our Red State Residency here!)

One more week, then we'll know whether to buy more ammo or *even more* ammo....

Posted by: JQ Flyover waiting for the doorbell to ring *again* at October 31, 2016 09:12 PM (044Fx)

85 Got quite a few positive comments on the "Deplorables for Trump" yard sign from the trick or treaters parents tonight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 09:12 PM (J+eG2)

86 Just imagine how guns sale will accelerate in the first week of a Hillary win.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at October 31, 2016 09:12 PM (EnKk6)

87 Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM (iMxBJ)

Today or tomorrow was what I heard. Maybe bad info.
I am putting this "bombshell" with the rest of the duds. If it goes off.....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 31, 2016 09:13 PM (d76uN)

88 38 >> Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Eenie meenie chili beanie

Boff a ho, get a subpeonie

Posted by: Doc GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 09:13 PM (gyKtp)

89 79 One of them said Queen H is the most qualified person ever to be nominated.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM (hqqM5)

There's a certain kind of person who thinks that whether someone will be good at a job can be determined by whether they're "qualified," that is, just by reading their resume. Have these people ever actually tried to interview job candidates?

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 09:14 PM (iMxBJ)

90 I hope Hillary's watching it tomorrow with a drink in her hand.

Posted by: Hillary's pickled liver at October 31, 2016 09:14 PM (IQzhs)

91 Assuming he lives until tomorrow....

Posted by: Smitty at October 31, 2016 09:14 PM (1mX2l)

92 90 Hillary's pickled liver

A lamp goes further.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2016 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

93 No, but I remember when we were kids, dad and a neighbor would take all us kids and put a beer in each coat pocket. Then make sure we hit another buddies house so they could refill the pockets.
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:09 PM (6UwHL)

=======

When married, I was part of a better system. 10 families would set up in one half circle drive, and the adults would drink and grill. The guys cooked, and the kids got 10x for stopping at one house.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:15 PM (oq2p9)

94 39
This election can't possibly get any weirder.
---
never, EVER, challenge the G*ds like that...

they consider it a challenge.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2016 09:15 PM (KWUK6)

95 Not another one!

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at October 31, 2016 09:15 PM (7zkP4)

96
Say, wasn't this the day that WikiLeaks was supposed to come out with something that would get Hillary arrested?

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM (iMxBJ)

As if.

Posted by: James Comey at October 31, 2016 09:15 PM (cmE8J)

97 paulsperry_
31/10/16 21:17
Doug Band is Bill Clinton's pimp ????????????????????????????

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:16 PM (y3aQB)

98 I'm shocked, shocked! that Donna Brazile is found to have biased any debates conducted by the scrupulously unbiased media.

Why, just because she went directly from CNN to chair of the Party?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2016 09:16 PM (EZebt)

99 You're having a sucky campaign week when it's kind of a relief to have your cheating husband's illegitimate child show up and give a press conference because it will lessen some of the talk about the ongoing FBI investigations into all of your other crap.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:16 PM (kzrCg)

100 Yeah, huh? Who cares. Seems doubtful this will change one vote, so sub-meh.

More interested to see the "yield", if any, of crimes/things that would have ended campaigns in the old America coming from the latest 2,500 emails released.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2016 09:17 PM (QDnY+)

101 Ok, so ....In an earlier thread today,someone linked to an email which was purportedly to Podesta talking pretty explicitly about tampering with voting machines. It mentioned Soros.

If it is real, it's a smoking gun and unfortunately, I jumped the gun and sent the link off to several people, including a NeverTrump relative who was mocking the whole "rigged election" business last time I saw him.

However, I haven't seen any mention of that very damning email and I now am worried that it's a scam along the lines of a "Boston Tribune" story - leftists purposely putting "too good to be true" stuff online to confuse conservatives and draw attention away from the truly damning stuff.

Anybody know anything about it? I'll never hear the end of it if it's fake.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 09:17 PM (P8951)

102 How do you get to make a "statement at the National Press Club"?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 09:18 PM (NbJXF)

103 His vote for Trump only counts at .95 of a full vote.

Wasn't the whole issue of being counted as and representing at fraction of a whole 1 at the heart of slavery in this country.

So Trump voters are .95 of a whole person and Hillary voters are 1.05 more of a whoke person.

Slavery with a Nazi twist.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 09:18 PM (DurKO)

104 Another "nothingburger"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 09:19 PM (kP16F)

105 It would be funny if wiki dropped an info bomb tagged... What WE found on Weiners computer! And if every damned bit of it is classified and higher the panic would be epic.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at October 31, 2016 09:19 PM (yTnCT)

106 Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 09:17 PM (P8951)

Best thing to do is check on wikileaks first; they have the podesta emails set up with a search function. If it was the "dogs are out" or some such, then yes, it was a fake.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 31, 2016 09:19 PM (GUBah)

107 Slavery with a Nazi twist.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 09:18 PM (DurKO)

Ah yes, the wonders of modern technology!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 31, 2016 09:19 PM (wCEn4)

108 One of them said Queen H is the most qualified person ever to be nominated.

Another expects Trump to randomly fire people off the supreme court.

They send me money. I want that to continue

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM (hqqM5)

I don't suppose they can name one of those qualifications?
Fire people off of the Supreme Court. He's going to hand them pink slips and send them packing?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2016 09:19 PM (auHtY)

109 85 Got quite a few positive comments on the "Deplorables for Trump" yard sign from the trick or treaters parents tonight.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 09:12 PM (J+eG2)

I thought of an idea: Have a Trump yard sign and cover it with a sheet marked "Hillary". I didn't do it, though.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

110 Stateless Infidel, good point. And delicious.

Maybe he's Hillary's son with a surrogate mother and a hood rat turkey baster "father".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2016 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

111 I'll be on my yatch! The Seaward. Hic

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at October 31, 2016 09:20 PM (7zkP4)

112 The NYTimes just minutes ago dropped what is their big October Surprise bombshell: Another article about Trump 1990s tax practices:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/us/politics/donald-trump-tax.html

They try to weave a huge conspiracy out of his casino-business losses, but if you read the article carefully, despite their breathless innuendo, it is completely DEVOID of wrongdoing on his part.

Trump played the game with the existing IRS tax rules, and won. He has been audited countless times, and never charged with anything.

If this is there big Surprise, then I'm very happy.

Notice how they "bury the lede" and never really describe what it is he did until the 20th paragraoh or so. because the "crime" is so epgemeral and insubstantial.

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:20 PM (jBuUi)

113 Posted by: Hillary's pickled liver

Don't be knocking the virtues of a pickled liver. Any bullet aimed at my liver has to first breach my liver's defense, consisting of 6 inches of fat and hardened arteries.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 09:20 PM (gyKtp)

114 Watch it be something like him admitting he made it all up.

Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 09:20 PM (z/Ubi)

115 there big Surprise = their big Surprise

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:20 PM (jBuUi)

116 88 38 >> Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.

Hey, Billy! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Posted by: Hillary! and her dry-as-chalk cooter at October 31, 2016 09:21 PM (3w+CX)

117 His vote for Trump only counts at .95 of a full vote.

Wasn't the whole issue of being counted as and representing at fraction of a whole 1 at the heart of slavery in this country.

So Trump voters are .95 of a whole person and Hillary voters are 1.05 more of a whoke person.

Slavery with a Nazi twist.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 09:18 PM (DurKO)

We tried something similar to that with the credit union's Y2K software and it blew up on us bigly. Thankfully, Milton burned the while place down before we were caught.

Posted by: Michael Bolton at October 31, 2016 09:21 PM (JO9+V)

118 If he's got a crooked pecker, he's slick willy's.

Posted by: Gennifer Flowers at October 31, 2016 09:21 PM (FErsK)

119 Another "nothingburger"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 09:19 PM (kP16F)

Sorry, I read that as "furburger".

Posted by: Huma at October 31, 2016 09:21 PM (cmE8J)

120 81 My guess: They got hold of Bill Clinton's saliva from a drinking glass, or have the dna of a close blood relative, and have a DNA match.

By the way, Malik Obama did an AMA on The Donald sub-reddit and it is hilarious. Malik is a witty and funny guy.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM (hA1V+)

In my experience Africans are very witty and have great sense of humor.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 09:21 PM (DurKO)

121 It's too bad they killed off Archer. They could do an entire season just working for the Clinton campaign.

Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 09:21 PM (3Liv/)

122 Anthony Weiner sent him a dick pic.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 31, 2016 09:21 PM (gdnq1)

123 WND specializes in the Nothingburger.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 09:22 PM (3myMJ)

124 Maybe he's Hillary's son with a surrogate mother and a hood rat turkey baster "father".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2016 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

As someone up-thread mentioned, we need Maury Povich there for a DNA test.

Oh and a lie detector test!!!

Back to work. Everyone have a great night.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:22 PM (kzrCg)

125

My work here is done.

Posted by: Jerry Springer at October 31, 2016 09:22 PM (zu88C)

126 Posted by: Drider at October 31, 2016 08:56 PM (6Xbsz)

Reading about this guy Kadzik (?) at ZH -- He and Podesta go way back. At one time he even defended Podesta (Ken Starr/Lewinsky) and Marc Rich. Unbelievable. Why bother?

The Clinton "son" at the NPC -- wow.

Posted by: gracepc at October 31, 2016 09:22 PM (OU4q6)

127 Princess Chelsea will finally have the brother she has always wanted. Or was that a pony she wanted?

Posted by: Hank at October 31, 2016 09:22 PM (TeQo+)

128 Maybe it's a Sally Hemings situation. Where Danney's dad is *a* Clinton but not Bill.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2016 09:22 PM (6FqZa)

129 Could be he scraped some crusty DNA from the blue dress and it's a match. I think I just made myself throw up.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at October 31, 2016 09:22 PM (7I7hm)

130 Well I don't understand people, so while I don't see how it hurts HRC even if this dude is BJC's son it could be I guess.

Anonymous was supposed to release the tape they somehow got a copy of that the Mossad took of Bill raping a 13 yr old on pedo island too.

yeah I think that is as credible as the "I was raped by Trump at Epsteins house in NY when I was 13" lawsuit.

Oh I can believe Bill committed plenty of statutory rape on Epstein's Island and that he would have used force if one of the underage girls was reluctant but I don't believe anonymous has a copy of a video tape of any incidents.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 31, 2016 09:22 PM (dkExz)

131 120 His vote for Trump only counts at .95 of a full vote.

Wasn't the whole issue of being counted as and representing at fraction of a whole 1 at the heart of slavery in this country.

So Trump voters are .95 of a whole person and Hillary voters are 1.05 more of a whoke person.

Slavery with a Nazi twist.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 09:18 PM (DurKO)

We tried something similar to that with the credit union's Y2K software and it blew up on us bigly. Thankfully, Milton burned the while place down before we were caught.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at October 31, 2016 09:21 PM (JO9+V)

Winner for the Month of October.

Made me cry while laughing so hard.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 09:23 PM (DurKO)

132 He a triplet and the one that looks least like his father.

Posted by: Hepcat at October 31, 2016 09:23 PM (5b+Sr)

133 If it was the "dogs are out" or some such, then yes, it was a fake.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 31, 2016 09:19 PM (GUBah)

Ah, crap. I should have known it was too good to be true. Steeling myself for some not-so-gentle ribbing...

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 09:23 PM (P8951)

134 Notice how they "bury the lede" and never really
describe what it is he did until the 20th paragraoh or so. because the
"crime" is so epgemeral and insubstantial.

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:20 PM (jBuUi)

Yeah, you know McLame was fcking a lobbyist too, remember that story that they FINALLY had to apologize for.

They are scum

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 09:24 PM (NbJXF)

135 Webster Hubbell is really his father.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 31, 2016 09:24 PM (gdnq1)

136 even if its true that he's bills son, has DNA evidence, has evidence of a pay off, and has recorded VM messages of Bill saying, "hey son, hows it going?" it wont swing a single vote. So... I dont care.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:24 PM (cJrMO)

137 Donna, I hear the Barrel offers some protection for situations like this.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2016 09:24 PM (6FqZa)

138 So, is Bill gonna don a hockey mask tomorrow?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 09:25 PM (k8DTS)

139 BTW, Southern/East Coast folks, the Colonial pipeline is down again. They suffered an explosion about five miles from where the leak was earlier this year. Top off your tanks.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 31, 2016 09:25 PM (GUBah)

140 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2016 09:11 PM

That wouldn't surprise me even a little bit.

Posted by: April at October 31, 2016 09:25 PM (e8PP1)

141 Notice how they "bury the lede" and never really describe what it is he did until the 20th paragraoh or so. because the "crime" is so epgemeral and insubstantial.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:20 PM (jBuUi)

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Trump addressed this in the second debate very publicly. They gots nuttin.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:25 PM (oq2p9)

142 BTW, Southern/East Coast folks, the Colonial pipeline is down again.
They suffered an explosion about five miles from where the leak was
earlier this year. Top off your tanks.
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Crap.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 09:26 PM (zu88C)

143 I bleed, therefore I lead.

*throws Molotov Cocktails at reporters*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 31, 2016 09:26 PM (DurKO)

144 NBC has hired him to do minimal work on the Today show for a huge sum of money.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 31, 2016 09:26 PM (gdnq1)

145 Even if that's Clinton's kid, Jefferson beat him to it long ago, amirite?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 09:26 PM (3myMJ)

146 Don't be knocking the virtues of a pickled liver.
---
LOL... my liver is awesome.

got scoped last week: 125mcg of fentanyl and 5mg of Versed.

was awake for most of the procedure, remember everything from before it, and was ready, willing and able to walk out the moment they wheeled me into recovery... much to the dismay/consternation/confusion of the staff, who were sure i should still be stoned.

i drove home, then proceeded to get hammered on beer and martinis.

oh yeah: my recent labs? liver values are all solidly in the green.

nothing beats having great genes.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2016 09:27 PM (KWUK6)

147 So Little VIA was handing out candy, made up as a clown.

You have any idea what it is like explaining to a black person that they shouldn't judge clowns by their appearance, but to judge them by the type of person they are inside?

Irony.

it is lost on so many.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 09:27 PM (J+eG2)

148 https://tinyurl.com/j5xounm

Huma Abedins April warning from the FBI

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:28 PM (y3aQB)

149 Danney, I am your Father. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Posted by: Darth Vader at October 31, 2016 09:28 PM (JO9+V)

150 BTW, Southern/East Coast folks, the Colonial pipeline is down again. They suffered an explosion about five miles from where the leak was earlier this year. Top off your tanks.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 31, 2016 09:25 PM (GUBah)

=======

Thanks. I am full on 4 cars and two boats, but was wondering why I was seeing lines today. Shit.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:28 PM (oq2p9)

151 Trump addressed this in the second debate very publicly. They gots nuttin.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:25 PM (oq2p9)

True. Smoke screen to get Hillary's emails out of the news. MSM will follow like shit through a goose.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 09:28 PM (NbJXF)

152 144 Notice how they "bury the lede" and never really describe what it is he did until the 20th paragraph or so. because the "crime" is so ephemeral and insubstantial.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:20 PM (jBuUi)

=========

Trump addressed this in the second debate very publicly. They gots nuttin.
Posted by: Flyboy

What they CLAIM he did (with no actual proof -- just people speculating, since they don't have his returns) is some esoteric switcheroo with trading debt for stock, so that he could use it as a write-off against future income. A practice which, though ENTIRELY LEGAL, was apparently not gentlemanly enough for the NYTimes' readership -- none of whom have ever tried to minimize their tax bill, I'm sure.

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:28 PM (jBuUi)

153 Logically it could only mean that he managed to do a paternity test and Bill is his father, right? I mean why else go through all this and set up a press conference etc if you have nothing salacious to reveal?

Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 09:28 PM (gcme+)

154 Oh I can believe Bill committed plenty of statutory rape on Epstein's Island and that he would have used force if one of the underage girls was reluctant but I don't believe anonymous has a copy of a video tape of any incidents.
Posted by: PaleRider at October 31, 2016 09:22 PM (dkExz)

The FAA has on record 26 trips made to Pedo Island.

The number is probably in the triple digits when including the Under the Radar trips.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 09:29 PM (DurKO)

155 I knew a stripper named Dannie Williams. Coincidence I reckon.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at October 31, 2016 09:29 PM (7zkP4)

156 There are certain photos where he kind of sort of has some of Bill's features so that the relationship would be plausible. That photo isn't one of them. This guy just wants his one shot at his 15 minutes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 09:29 PM (dtWKK)

157 he'll be announcing that bill wantrd to support him but hill nixed

Posted by: Your Majesty at October 31, 2016 09:29 PM (x2rNW)

158 If Slick really is the baby daddy, then this fellow and Her Princessness aren't related at all!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 09:29 PM (kP16F)

159 The Clintons disavowed him only because he was black.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at October 31, 2016 09:30 PM (yU61i)

160 122 Anthony Weiner sent him a dick pic.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 31, 2016 09:21 PM (gdnq1)

I can identify it! It had a mole! I demand a lineup!

Posted by: Miss Balbreker at October 31, 2016 09:30 PM (3w+CX)

161 Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:28 PM (y3aQB)

I used to think all humans had souls, but now I am not so sure!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 31, 2016 09:31 PM (wCEn4)

162 139 BTW, Southern/East Coast folks, the Colonial pipeline is down again. They suffered an explosion about five miles from where the leak was earlier this year. Top off your tanks.
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 31, 2016 09:25 PM (GUBah)

Sounds like asymmetrical warfare to me.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 09:31 PM (DurKO)

163 The Beast's emails have disappeared from the headlines. Why what could the MFM being "reporting" on now?

The Hill - Spy told FBI Russia wants to cultivate Trump: report

NY Slimes - Donald Trump Used Legally Dubious Method to Avoid Paying Taxes

So Trump is a Russian dupe and tax cheat. The MFM will pull out all of the stops in the next week to drag the Beast's carcass over over the finish line

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2016 09:31 PM (auHtY)

164 76 She's in her late 70s, so I wasn't going to start an argument, especially there in the lions' den surrounded by barking moonbats.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:07 PM (jBuUi)
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Zombie, just wall yourself off and we can do a Berlin Airlift.

We will be candy bombers, except with vodka and whatever else you need.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at October 31, 2016 09:10 PM (EnKk6)
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No. we need to send in an alien on a flying unicorn to get her out. We can't leave her there with THEM.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:31 PM (uHcnA)

165 Maybe he has pictures of Billy Jeff and his mammy getting it on...

Back when disco was king.

VIPoo....what every FAB supporter needs.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2016 09:31 PM (ej1L0)

166
I knew a stripper named Dannie Williams. Coincidence I reckon.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at October 31, 2016 09:29 PM (7zkP4)

Gentlemen, put your hands together for Dannie! Dannie!

Posted by: Stan Lee Cameo at October 31, 2016 09:32 PM (cmE8J)

167 He's Lewinsky's cigar-baby.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 09:32 PM (zu88C)

168 John Kasich voted absentee today for..John McCain. What a doofus.

Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 09:32 PM (gcme+)

169 https://tinyurl.com/hsqvxf6

Clinton camp books fireworks display for election night

Talk about spiking the football on the 20 Yard Line

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:32 PM (y3aQB)

170 Shit, didn't top off at Costco today. Damn it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 09:32 PM (NbJXF)

171 Excelsior!

Posted by: Stan Lee Cameo at October 31, 2016 09:33 PM (cmE8J)

172 Little Bro just moved back to Vegas. Knows a lot of people there.I asked him about the scuttlebutt on the election. He says neck and neck.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:33 PM (6UwHL)

173 Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2016 09:31 PM (auHtY)

Talk about firing blanks

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:34 PM (y3aQB)

174 I'm beginning to doubt if my liver can hold out until next Tuesday...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 09:35 PM (kP16F)

175 If the kid flashes a Peyronie, that's proof enough.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 09:36 PM (k8DTS)

176 I hope the agents mutinying at the FBI are prepared to respond to any DoJ blowback this week. Publicly.

Posted by: Goldilocks at October 31, 2016 09:36 PM (pOgVG)

177 Is it possible to dp a DNA test with a close relative of the baby-dada to prove you "are family"?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 31, 2016 09:37 PM (ADIwO)

178 Given this sleazy behavior on Danney's part, he may well have Clinton blood in his veins.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 09:37 PM (dtWKK)

179 I'm beginning to doubt if my liver can hold out until next Tuesday...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 09:35 PM (kP16F)

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I've already challenged mine for 8 years. 8 more would put me in transplant territory.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:37 PM (oq2p9)

180 What they CLAIM he did (with no actual proof -- just people speculating, since they don't have his returns) is some esoteric switcheroo with trading debt for stock, so that he could use it as a write-off against future income. A practice which, though ENTIRELY LEGAL, was apparently not gentlemanly enough for the NYTimes' readership -- none of whom have ever tried to minimize their tax bill, I'm sure.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 09:28 PM (jBuUi)

ah! kind of like my liberal father in law excoriating trump for not paying taxes, then not two hours later bragging to me about how he saves a ton of money by writing off his rental house (that he lives in) and nearly every bill as a "business expense" because he does some of his work in the basement of his house.

He didn't appreciate it when I said, "oh, like Trump?"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:37 PM (cJrMO)

181 I honestly don't think this Danney kid has anything. I mean, if so, why not come forward in a serious way years and years ago?

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:38 PM (uHcnA)

182 177 Is it possible to dp a DNA test with a close relative of the baby-dada to prove you "are family"?
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 31, 2016 09:37 PM (ADIwO)

Yes, definitely.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:38 PM (cJrMO)

183 Too late for his 15 minutes of fame. The campaign can't get any weirder. Unless he an announces he has copies of the emails too which were forwarded to him by Weiner.

Posted by: Ripley at October 31, 2016 09:39 PM (NbRJx)

184 Is it possible to dp a DNA test with a close relative of the baby-dada to prove you "are family"?
Posted by: Serious Cat
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You bet! Innuendo trumps facts.

Posted by: The Hemmings-Jeffersons at October 31, 2016 09:39 PM (k8DTS)

185
I hope the agents mutinying at the FBI are prepared to respond to any DoJ blowback this week. Publicly.

Posted by: Goldilocks at October 31, 2016 09:36 PM (pOgVG)

You can count on me.

Posted by: Lon Horiuchi at October 31, 2016 09:39 PM (cmE8J)

186 Book her, Danney-O.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 09:39 PM (IqV8l)

187 You'd think that the Clintons would have admiration for a fellow grifter/blackmailer and would do something for him out of sympathy for one of their kind. Maybe make him head of the EPA in the Hillary administration.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 09:39 PM (dtWKK)

188
Too late for his 15 minutes of fame. The campaign can't get any weirder.
Unless he an announces he has copies of the emails too which were
forwarded to him by Weiner.

Posted by: Ripley at October 31, 2016 09:39 PM (NbRJx)

We are only on 8. It goes to 11.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at October 31, 2016 09:40 PM (JO9+V)

189 If the kid really wanted some DNA all he would have to do is hire someone to track Bill around and pick up a glass he used or some silverware.

It's not easy, but it can be done with money.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 09:40 PM (NbJXF)

190 clinton news network...

shouldn't that be the hitler news network?

zingo!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2016 09:41 PM (WTSFk)

191
He didn't appreciate it when I said, "oh, like Trump?"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:37 PM (cJrMO)
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Harry, good for you!

Did you recently get married?

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:41 PM (uHcnA)

192 I've already challenged mine for 8 years. 8 more would put me in transplant territory.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:37 PM (oq2p9)

Yeah, mine is already screaming. If Hillary wins, I give myself three more years.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at October 31, 2016 09:41 PM (+eR2D)

193 * clang *

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2016 09:42 PM (WTSFk)

194 Harry, good for you!

Did you recently get married?

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:41 PM (uHcnA)

No, I'm using "father in law" loosely. saying "my girlfriends dad" after 6 years of dating is sounding weirder and weirder to me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:42 PM (cJrMO)

195 Maybe make him head of the EPA in the Hillary administration.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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Hell, the kid is as well qualified as any of Obama's administration.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 09:42 PM (k8DTS)

196 I went to the hair salon after work today and my hairdresser who is a Dem (it's a very Dem neighborhood) told me she's so disgusted with the election she's not voting for anybody for president and she told me several of her customers have told her the same.

So there's a few votes Hill is not going to get.

We also talked about BLM and Kaepernick and she said, "You know, I voted for Obama thinking he was going to do great things for race relations in America, but they've gotten worse instead."

The funny thing is she's a person with conservative values, but she's one of those people who is a Dem because her parents were, she's always voted Dem, etc. (Rather like my kid brother.) It's like a tribal affliation with them so they never put 2 and 2 together. Maybe she's starting to get there though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 09:42 PM (P8951)

197 https://tinyurl.com/gsrrkkh

Fox News: HillaryClinton's team paid $700,000 to influence the #FBI investigation against her.

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:42 PM (y3aQB)

198 @179, Flyboy

I didn't start drinking too much until this summer... I'll probably make it!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 09:43 PM (kP16F)

199 Maybe his momma had a blue dress on that she kept?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 09:43 PM (NbJXF)

200 Maybe make him head of the EPA in the Hillary administration.

I thought DiCaprio had that all sewed up.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 31, 2016 09:43 PM (9iR5/)

201 @121 .... Archer's not dead. Krieger made two replicants.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 31, 2016 09:43 PM (n3MnG)

202 My guess: They got hold of Bill Clinton's saliva from a drinking glass, or have the dna of a close blood relative, and have a DNA match.

...

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost

That was my first guess. That the mother thought of some crafty way to get a DNA sample from Bill. Like picking up a discarded McDonald's cup, snotty tissue, or go through his garbage or collect hair from his barber.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 09:43 PM (dtWKK)

203 DNA? Who has possession of the blue dress?
---
Frank Lnutz has a copy at his house.

Don't know if the stain is authentic.

Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 09:44 PM (3Liv/)

204 Clinton's Illegitimate Son Claims He'll be Making a Big Announcement

******

I am Spartacus!

I am Spartacus!

No, I am Spartacus...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2016 09:45 PM (mvenn)

205
No, I'm using "father in law" loosely. saying "my girlfriends dad" after 6 years of dating is sounding weirder and weirder to me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:42 PM (cJrMO)
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Ah, I see. I had thought I had recently seen you talking about your girlfriend. Maybe it's time to jump?!

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:45 PM (uHcnA)

206 What is the preoccupation with early voting? Why do people do it? It escapes me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 09:45 PM (k8DTS)

207 Archer's not dead. Krieger made two replicants.
---
I hope so. I was still finding that show amusing.

Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 09:46 PM (3Liv/)

208 Slick's bastard will announce he's been trading dick pics with Weiner. And Weiner was accidentally sending him classified e-mails.

Imagine reading Foggy Bottom material with Weiner's dick inserted in the middle every so often.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 09:46 PM (DW+jj)

209 I've already challenged mine for 8 years. 8 more would put me in transplant territory.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:37 PM (oq2p9)

Yeah, mine is already screaming. If Hillary wins, I give myself three more years.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at October 31, 2016 09:41 PM (+eR2D)

Nice to see I'm in good company.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:46 PM (6UwHL)

210 I am Spartacus!
Wait, don't all those guys get whacked?
Nope, never mind. Not him. Nope.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at October 31, 2016 09:46 PM (9iR5/)

211 He's having a sex change. Changing his name to Chelsea 2.

Posted by: Hepcat at October 31, 2016 09:46 PM (5b+Sr)

212 Now that I think about it, I think I started to drink too much last summer, after Obergefell...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 09:47 PM (kP16F)

213 He's joining ISIS.

Posted by: Hepcat at October 31, 2016 09:48 PM (5b+Sr)

214 If Trump got away with a dubious tax dodge, please have him setup an online class so I can learn how too!

Posted by: Jean at October 31, 2016 09:48 PM (2RVmA)

215 He didn't appreciate it when I said, "oh, like Trump?"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:37 PM (cJrMO)
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You are AWESOME. I hope it provokes your FIL to thought.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2016 09:48 PM (EZebt)

216 My grandmother is a typical white woman.

Posted by: Danney Brian Williams at October 31, 2016 09:48 PM (7zkP4)

217 Or was that a pony she wanted?

Posted by: Hank at October 31, 2016 09:22 PM (TeQo+)

John Kerry knocked Hillary up?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 09:48 PM (CUYn5)

218 I didn't start drinking too much until this summer... I'll probably make it!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 09:43 PM (kP16F)

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I'm 53 and unfortunately did not take the LIV path 30 years ago. Imwould be much happier and probably liver healthier if I had done so.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:49 PM (oq2p9)

219 Nice to see I'm in good company.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:46 PM (6UwHL)

I will accept nothing less than unconditional surrender.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 09:49 PM (cmE8J)

220 Imagine reading Foggy Bottom material with Weiner's dick inserted in the middle every so often.
Posted by: publius

It might improve most of their useless scribbles.

Posted by: Jean at October 31, 2016 09:49 PM (2RVmA)

221 https://tinyurl.com/h6s8p8v

PRESIDENT OBAMA THROWS HILLARY CLINTON UNDER THE BUS, SUPPORTS DIRECTOR COMEY

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest tells the press that President Obama stands with Director Comey.

I think that Is Micheal Corleone giving Fredo the Kiss of Death

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:50 PM (y3aQB)

222 Flyboy, ever do a Windjammer trip to the BVI?

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:50 PM (6UwHL)

223 If Trump got away with a dubious tax dodge, please have him setup an online class so I can learn how too!

Posted by: Jean at October 31, 2016 09:48 PM (2RVmA)

That's Federal Income Taxes for Tycoons, a 300-level class at Trump University.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2016 09:50 PM (JO9+V)

224 If the kid flashes a Peyronie, that's proof enough.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

I forgot the cardinal rule: don't google words on this site that you don't know the meaning of.

That is appalling.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 09:50 PM (dtWKK)

225 I'm 53 and unfortunately did not take the LIV path
30 years ago. Imwould be much happier and probably liver healthier if I
had done so.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:49 PM (oq2p9)

I propose to fight it out on this line, if it takes all winter.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 09:51 PM (cmE8J)

226 Flyboy, ever do a Windjammer trip to the BVI?
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:50 PM (6UwHL)

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Nope, can't say I have.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:52 PM (oq2p9)

227 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 09:50 PM (dtWKK)

That is why my 1st Post said Bubba banged a Black Hooker around a CORNER

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:52 PM (y3aQB)

228 Ah, crap. I should have known it was too good to be true. Steeling myself for some not-so-gentle ribbing...

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 09:23 PM (P8951)

If you know it's a fake, get proactive. Let your correspondents know it. "Gee folks, I accidentally sent out some false information, but I learned it was false, and I'm now correcting the record. When we on the right make a mistake, we acknowledge it. We don't double down, like Hillary does."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 09:52 PM (CUYn5)

229 Ah, I see. I had thought I had recently seen you talking about your girlfriend. Maybe it's time to jump?!

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:45 PM (uHcnA)

ha, yeah. Maybe soon. The pressure from all of the females in my life is definitely adding up!

You are AWESOME. I hope it provokes your FIL to thought.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2016 09:48 PM (EZebt)

To be fair to him, I think my occasional, mostly polite and jocular comments, do get him to think about some of my points. He's more of a LIV then a hardcore liberal. Very nice guy, I'm very fortunate that we get along so well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:53 PM (cJrMO)

230 198 donna:

i know people like that, really good people with many conservative values but who vote democrat. i think this reflects the association of liberal with the civil rights movement and antipoverty measures of the '60s. the democrats play race and class war cards against republicans even though they have no real meaning for her allegiance.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2016 09:53 PM (WTSFk)

231 228 If the kid flashes a Peyronie, that's proof enough.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

I forgot the cardinal rule: don't google words on this site that you don't know the meaning of.

That is appalling.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 09:50 PM (dtWKK)
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So what you're saying is that I shouldn't look it up.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:53 PM (uHcnA)

232 Is it possible to die from schadenfreude?

I ask this because between the FAB going down, one way or the other, my Raiders going 6-2 (while racking up the most allowed penalties in pro football history - and still pulling out a win in overtime), and my husband making the docs here scratch their heads - and run for cover, SMOD could come now, and I'd die a happy woman.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 09:53 PM (eaeIS)

233 My grandmother is a typical white woman.
Posted by: Danney Brian Williams
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Possible Thread Winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 09:54 PM (k8DTS)

234 ... to demonstrate the emptiness of those rhetorical attacks are fruitless. i know, i've tried. liberalism then becomes a matter of faith not beliefs.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2016 09:54 PM (WTSFk)

235 The campaign can't get any weirder.
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Damnit! stop challenging the Fates!

they will ALWAYS go there

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2016 09:54 PM (KWUK6)

236 Infidel,

Didn't I meet you on a summer cruise?

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 31, 2016 09:54 PM (w5TX7)

237

PRESIDENT OBAMA THROWS HILLARY CLINTON UNDER THE BUS, SUPPORTS DIRECTOR COMEY

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 09:54 PM (3myMJ)

238 Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:50 PM (y3aQB)

Pretty much validates my theory this is in part the bamas final efffe-u to the klintoons.

Hows that Coffee taste now hillzebubby?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 31, 2016 09:54 PM (d76uN)

239 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdttnMDpmCQ

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 09:54 PM (eaeIS)

240 >> That is appalling.

You're telling me.

Posted by: Mrs. Peyronie at October 31, 2016 09:54 PM (DW+jj)

241 Oops.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 09:55 PM (3myMJ)

242 SMFH, the docs are scratching their heads? That sounds promising, no?

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:55 PM (uHcnA)

243 Maybe it's time to jump?!
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why buy the cow?

/me ducks

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2016 09:55 PM (KWUK6)

244 236 SMFH

Glad to hear things are going well. Prayers ascending for you both.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2016 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

245 I have pierogies disease! Love my dumplings!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2016 09:55 PM (7zkP4)

246 My guess: They got hold of Bill Clinton's saliva from a drinking glass, or have the dna of a close blood relative, and have a DNA match.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Roger Clinton around anywhere lately?

Posted by: madtechie at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (mxMho)

247 The reason I asked is because I did a singles Windjammer trip and there was a guy right out of the Air Force. We nicknamed him Flyboy, he was a trip. Sat next to him in the exit seats on the way back to Miami.

And there goes Ed with the fire works 3 doors down.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (6UwHL)

248
That's Federal Income Taxes for Tycoons, a 300-level class at Trump University.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I had a Greek account ant for years, I could teach the 200 level course

Posted by: Jean at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (2RVmA)

249 Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 09:53 PM (eaeIS)

You gave him a reason to live. What you expect?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (d76uN)

250 Clinton camp books fireworks display for election night

Talk about spiking the football on the 20 Yard Line

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:32 PM (y3aQB)

A few thousand hard drives and tons of shredded documents will make a cheery blaze.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (CUYn5)

251 White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest tells the press that President Obama stands with Director Comey.

I think that Is Micheal Corleone giving Fredo the Kiss of Death

Posted by: Evilpens

IMHO, Hillary is being ungrateful. Comey bent over backwards to cover up her misdeeds. But she finally left too long a paper trail to be ignored. She should instead call him, "That's ok, James. You did what you could. It's my fault. I must face the music alone".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (dtWKK)

252 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNy4eokpsAo

Posted by: bestie21 at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (HUeC4)

253 why buy the cow?

/me ducks

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2016 09:55 PM (KWUK6)

Heh.

Frankly, it's a money thing. We're buying a house, I'm in law school, it's just been one thing after another... mostly good things, but still.

A 'real' wedding costs like $50k. And a "good" ring costs like $5k. Not really in the budget right now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (cJrMO)

254 He's got a rap song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNy4eokpsAo

Posted by: bestie21 at October 31, 2016 09:57 PM (HUeC4)

255 ring = $10k *

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:57 PM (cJrMO)

256 247 SMFH, the docs are scratching their heads? That sounds promising, no?
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:55 PM (uHcnA)

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He has a very strong heart.

I think that neither Heaven nor Hell want to deal with him at the moment

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 09:57 PM (eaeIS)

257 I have been buying seasons of Archer on Amazon, and the season shows up a week later on Netflix, so I stopped.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 09:57 PM (VdICR)

258 "If you know it's a fake, get proactive. Let your correspondents know it. "

Yeah, I'll do that.

I have a crazy cousin in Reno who is sane enough to hate the Clintons and is a Trump supporter but she sends out much bogus shit (she's also a health nut who is scared of GMO food) that nobody takes her seriously when she actually sends out something worthwhile.

I'd hate to have my relatives thinking "jeez, she's getting as weird as Darlene...."

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 09:57 PM (P8951)

259 LOL sign seen at Trump rally
https://twitter.com/dmartosko/status/792899957892055041

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 31, 2016 09:57 PM (Om16U)

260 Wiki says there is an operation for Peyronie's, known as the Nesbit operation after some urologist named Nesbit, of course.

It says this is a last resort and should only be attempted by very skilled urologists.

Just reading all that makes me cross my legs.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

261 2500 years ago, Heraclitus said character is destiny. It's like he knew Hill.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 31, 2016 09:58 PM (Nwg0u)

262 248 Maybe it's time to jump?!
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why buy the cow?

/me ducks

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2016 09:55 PM (KWUK6)
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You'd better duck. Don't make me come over there and whack you with that beer can turkey of yours.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:58 PM (uHcnA)

263 His big announcement is that he's running for the House.

Posted by: Hepcat at October 31, 2016 09:58 PM (5b+Sr)

264 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (dtWKK)

NO Lib no matter how high in the food chain or low EVER takes responsibility ! That is in their Genes

Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 09:58 PM (y3aQB)

265 Trump on Hillary: "You want to know the truth? I think the least of her problems right now is this race, okay?"

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 31, 2016 09:59 PM (Om16U)

266 The reason I asked is because I did a singles Windjammer trip and there was a guy right out of the Air Force. We nicknamed him Flyboy, he was a trip. Sat next to him in the exit seats on the way back to Miami.

And there goes Ed with the fire works 3 doors down.
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (6UwHL)

========

I am a former Navy driver, but not the one you are envisioning. Sounds like a cool trip though.

I am now a freight driver. Pays the bills well and very little stress.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 09:59 PM (oq2p9)

267 You gave him a reason to live. What you expect?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (d76uN)

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He pretty much kicked me out of the room yesterday due to me getting a bit...loud...watching my Raiders beat those butt pirates in Tampon Bay...

Second thoughts would be more than understandable.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:00 PM (eaeIS)

268 Wiki says there is an operation for Peyronie's, known as the Nesbit operation after some urologist named Nesbit, of course.

It says this is a last resort and should only be attempted by very skilled urologists.

Just reading all that makes me cross my legs.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

Nesbit. Also invented White Out? Had a kid in some TV show band?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2016 10:00 PM (JO9+V)

269 Maybe he'll play the saxophone.

Where is the mother? He says she has claimed for 30 years that this is all true. But she doesn't seem to be involved.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:00 PM (3myMJ)

270 His announcement has more to do with letting people know he exists than any bombshell. Odds are, he tell of money being paid, maybe a personal note from the ex-pres.

But wouldn't it be cool if someone had some Clinton DNA and a test was done?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2016 10:00 PM (pUDQf)

271 my husband making the docs here scratch their heads - and run for cover, SMOD could come now, and I'd die a happy woman.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 09:53 PM (eaeIS)

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This sounds promising, SMFH - Carl is making the doctors scratch their heads?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 31, 2016 10:01 PM (BcNLK)

272 But wouldn't it be cool if someone had some Clinton DNA and a test was done?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2016 10:00 PM (pUDQf)

so... on that subject; what ever happened to that blue dress?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:01 PM (cJrMO)

273 Oops.

Dammit, I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.

Nurse, pick those off the floor and wash 'em good. Maybe I can re-hang 'em and he won't know the difference.

Posted by: Dr. Nesbit at October 31, 2016 10:02 PM (DW+jj)

274 nood; ont

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:02 PM (cJrMO)

275 She should instead call him, "That's ok, James. You did what you could. It's my fault. I must face the music alone".

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I won't hold my breath.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 31, 2016 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)

276 Infidel,

Didn't I meet you on a summer cruise?

lol. Only been on 2.

That is great news about Carl, SMFH!

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 10:02 PM (6UwHL)

277 This sounds promising, SMFH - Carl is making the doctors scratch their heads?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 31, 2016 10:01 PM (BcNLK)

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Or piss their pants.

Sometimes even both!

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:02 PM (eaeIS)

278 @271

I believe Windjammer went broke after their ship sunk in that hurricane years ago.

I use to have about $20K in trade outs with them I never got to use.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:02 PM (NbJXF)

279 208 What is the preoccupation with early voting? Why do people do it? It escapes me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 09:45 PM (k8DTS)

I don't get it either. I've always gone to my polling place on Election Day. I've never had to wait in line more than 10-15 minutes, and usually less. It's just down the street from me, and I could walk there in 10 minutes if my car was in the shop. It's open both before and after my work hours. In short, there's no reason I can't vote in person on Election Day no matter what.

I wrote the other day that Election Day used to be a shared experience that tied us together as a people. Rich and poor alike went into the booth and closed the curtain on that day. Early voting and absentee voting has taken away from that shared experience.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:03 PM (sdi6R)

280
Just reading all that makes me cross my legs.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 09:58 PM (DW+jj)

Not to mention they'll cut off all your publius hair.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:03 PM (3myMJ)

281 >>> His big announcement is that he's running for the House.<<<

His big announcement is that Hillary stole his hot sauce and he had to choke down some Clinton-style soul food that didn't agree with stomach.

Posted by: Fritz at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (+q5T4)

282 I've already challenged mine for 8 years. 8 more would put me in transplant territory.

Posted by: Flyboy

Yeah, mine is already screaming. If Hillary wins, I give myself three more years.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm)

Nice to see I'm in good company.

Posted by: Infidel

Sorry bastards. Looking after dad means I have to stay sober. Fookin' hate this damn century.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (vyqqu)

283 It never ceases to amaze me the curative power of the Brain. Give someone a reason to live and watch what happens.

I've seen pics you have posted SMFH, yeah reason to live time.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (d76uN)

284 I'm curious to see how long the line will be at our little polling place.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 31, 2016 10:05 PM (Om16U)

285 That's right, Danny. Not only was yo daddy a draft dodging pot smoker, he also a deadbeat dad for failing to recognize let alone take care of ya!

Posted by: Queen Laifah at October 31, 2016 10:05 PM (7cqHD)

286
A 'real' wedding costs like $50k. And a "good" ring costs like $5k. Not really in the budget right now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (cJrMO)
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Harry, totally none of my business and I will shut up after this. But if the only thing holding you back is the cost of the ring and wedding, don't let it. The most beautiful wedding I've ever been to was my sister-in-law's. There were 10 of us altogether. It was really meaningful.

And a ring is just a ring. You could get something inexpensive now and if she really wants to, get another one for a significant anniversary.

Just thought you might be interested in an 'ette's perspective. I would have married my husband with a cigar band and just our families standing there in the church with a picnic afterwards.

And as promised, I'll shut up now.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:05 PM (uHcnA)

287 Hackers have the FBI and Hillary The date of 11/1 at 9am or 11am or they drop everything.

Also look into the "Suicide" of General Rossi, who had just been promoted to take over the Missle Defense program a few weeks ago. This has flown completely under the radar.

Danney could be a distraction on purpose.

https://i.sli.mg/PabGcO.png

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 10:05 PM (DurKO)

288 Sorry, kid. If you'd've given us a little more time you would have gotten a deeper grave...

Posted by: Hillary's Oldest Employee at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (HRTU/)

289 I concur with bluebell

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (Om16U)

290 I want the Beast to lose, big time, but the chickens are going to come home to roost in the next Administration and even though it would be better for the country and the world for her to be far far away from power I would like her to be the one to catch it in the face.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (dIc3Q)

291 #258 A 'real' wedding costs like $50k. And a "good" ring costs like $5k. Not really in the budget right now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 09:56 PM (cJrMO)

===================$5K for a ring that she'll be able to admire on her finger for many, many years is worth it. That "real" wedding b.s. is a terrible waste of money. That's a down payment on a house.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (BcNLK)

292 You'd better duck. Don't make me come over there and whack you with that beer can turkey of yours.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 09:58 PM (uHcnA)

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you and what army?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (KWUK6)

293
I want the Beast to lose, big time, but the chickens are going to come
home to roost in the next Administration and even though it would be
better for the country and the world for her to be far far away from
power I would like her to be the one to catch it in the face.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad

Kinda like the end of Lord of the Rings...Gollum gets his Precious. Just before plunging into the magma.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (vyqqu)

294 "Why do people do it?"

It's convenient and feels more empowering. You don't have to memorize 14 different votes on state/local issues. You sit at home and take your time filling it out.

And it's paper. I don't like using voting machines.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (3myMJ)

295 enough wedding talk; ONT time!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (cJrMO)

296 I believe Windjammer went broke after their ship sunk in that hurricane years ago.

They did. It was a great trip. Loved the ships.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (6UwHL)

297 That's funny, if I had a legitimate son, he'd look like Bill's illegitimate one...

Posted by: Barky Ossein at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (HRTU/)

298 Virginia has printed 1 million provisional ballots, an unprecedented number that could allow a large number of previously disqualified felons to cast ballots for president in the potentially crucial swing state.

So says Reagan George, the president of the Virginia Voters Alliance.

http://tinyurl.com/hgajgfu

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (zu88C)

299 If she wins there will be hell to pay.
She will be the payee.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (cGqiy)

300 Catherine Herridge: "A source close to Weiner's legal team tells Fox's Brett Baier that it seems his laptop was used to back up his estranged wife's smartphone contacts and in the process backed up ALL of Huma Abedin's emails."

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (DurKO)

301 The Bismark took a lot of hits before it sank.

Posted by: torabora at October 31, 2016 11:17 PM (Q1UO3)

302 That's no Bismarck, it's a whale! I mean it's my wife!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 31, 2016 11:21 PM (7cqHD)

303 So easy to get William Jefferson Clinton s DNA from a discarded coffee cup and test it.

Oh Geezuz, I hope so!

Hannity would book Danny the next day.

Posted by: Columbo's Couzin at October 31, 2016 11:40 PM (l2IbO)

304 I'm sure Bill Clinton's black lovechild will have less of an effect on that old segregationist than, say, Strom Thurmond's black lovechild had on him.

Thurmond left the Democrats and joined the Republicans, and thoroughly repudiated his own past as a segregationist, because he realized that this black girl was his own daughter, and would end up having less from a segregated society.

Bill Clinton, on the other hand, has never repudiated his segregationist mentor Orval Faubus. Faubus is still just a straight-up awesome... dare I say, Faubulous?... guy, as far as Bill Clinton and his wife Mrs. Bill Clinton are concerned.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (0OG8D)

305 The announcement is that Bill Clinton is not really his daddy.

Hillary is.

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at November 01, 2016 02:27 AM (M6etg)

306 Another Beck nothingburger.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 01, 2016 03:39 AM (mpXpK)

307 Clinton's illegitimate Son~!!!

The one released by truth-teller Drudge, using sources like Alex Jones and InfoWars.
Previously denied as true by the evil liar...
Also Drudge, who debunked this story years ago.

But now it MUST be true because it might help Trump!
Anything for the party, reality itself can NOT be permitted to stop our partisan goals!!!!

Really Ace? This is where you're going?
Ok, just checked in to see.
Tell Chuck of Little Green Footballs hello when you pass him, and wave at Gateway Pundit if you get that far.

At least look around and enjoy the scenery on your trip.
You might not pass this way again after all...

Posted by: gekkobear at November 01, 2016 11:18 AM (kq7Of)

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