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Bud Light Drops Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen as Pitchpyrsyns, As Bud Light Sales Fall
It's funny, a commenter just brought this up last week or the one before.
And now they're out.A spokesman for the company told AdWeek they were "clearly not satisfied." "Despite continued positive signs in brand health evolution, driven by millennials and Hispanics, 3Q was the softest performance of Bud Light for the year from a volume and share perspective," Lisa Weser said. "The Bud Light Party campaign helped us improve these brand attributes, but it did not translate to improved volume and share performance. While we are clearly not satisfied with Bud Light's performance, we are already leveraging what we've learned to develop and execute new work."Beer companies probably shouldn't hire fat people to sell a product widely believed to cause fattening.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rocketeer at October 31, 2016 02:14 PM (Ajcs2)
Posted by: Burp at October 31, 2016 02:14 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 31, 2016 02:24 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 31, 2016 02:43 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2016 02:44 PM (fA75F)
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Or use preachy progressives to lecture an audience that's pretty much fed up with being lectured by preachy progressives (we charge women the same price ad, I'm looking at you).
Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 02:44 PM (3Liv/)
Bud Light. The beer you drink after you've had 5 good beers and can't taste the difference but want to keep the buzz going
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 02:44 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2016 02:44 PM (UBQ2A)
Posted by: MacGootbone at October 31, 2016 02:45 PM (Xq35B)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 31, 2016 02:45 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2016 02:45 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: wooga at October 31, 2016 02:45 PM (TAoa8)
Remember the Lite Beer commercials with Bob Ueker, Rodney Dangerfield, etc.?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 31, 2016 02:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 02:45 PM (a0IVu)
A-B can DIAF, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 31, 2016 02:45 PM (X6fMO)
If it was really funny I would have stolen it already. -Amy Schumer
Posted by: Flyguy at October 31, 2016 02:46 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: IC
And all of them drunk
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 02:46 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 02:46 PM (J+eG2)
Bud Light. The beer you drink after you've had 5 good beers and can't taste the difference but want to keep the buzz going
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 02:44 PM (8ikIW)
Can't keep the buzz going with light beer.
Time for shots!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 02:46 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 31, 2016 02:46 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 02:46 PM (8b+oT)
already leveraging what we've learned to develop and execute new work.">>>
They learned Boobs sell beer but not all boobs.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 31, 2016 02:47 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 02:47 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: wooga at October 31, 2016 02:47 PM (TAoa8)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 31, 2016 02:47 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2016 02:47 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Queen lateral rectus at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (ir/G5)
Posted by: kahall at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (xTgLs)
Which is why Bud's Super Bowl ads now suck, and why we got ads with Amy.
Bud is one of the few beers I don't like, but I don't like seeing a classic American brand killed like this.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Or a drunk Shillary saying,
At this point at the party, what difference does it make?
Drink bar towel squeezings!!
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (8ikIW)
Good times, y'all!!
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (fA75F)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zr8zjv2
Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (wgFcF)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (Om16U)
Even without their politics rubbing me the wrong way, they appeal to an incredibly small group of people.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (d7W8l)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Memories at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (mwcEF)
The goggles... they do nothing!!!
Posted by: Guy with the beer goggles at 2:00am at October 31, 2016 02:49 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 31, 2016 02:49 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 31, 2016 02:49 PM (7N6ox)
Funny classifications, there. Hispanics can't be millenials? What about the young white hispanics? Maybe they only qualify to be "centurials"?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2016 02:49 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 31, 2016 02:49 PM (jPoCB)
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 02:49 PM (8ikIW)
Who the heck is this Amy Schumer people keep talking about? I really have never seen her, anywhere.
Seth Rogen, I know too well.
Dope head.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2016 02:49 PM (qCMvj)
Who the hell are Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen?
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.
.
.I think they make hair growth stuff for men.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2016 02:50 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 31, 2016 02:50 PM (mpXpK)
Bud Light: For quality beer goggles that can make even Amy Schumer look hot.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 31, 2016 02:50 PM (8ZskC)
You wouldn't know funny if it's calling card was delivered to you on a silver salver.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 31, 2016 02:50 PM (hLRSq)
Outstanding, Johnson! Where's my checkbook!
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2016 02:50 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: joncelli, Possessed by MUMR's Demonic Spirit at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (d7W8l)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (1H9ox)
If only Miller Lite didn't taste like crap...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (u0lmX)
Then, adding these two with their very narrow fan base, to be the spokescreeps? Its not bad enough that they aren't broadly admired, but they are actually disliked by a lot of people. Whoever was behind this should lose their job and have Don Draper take over the office.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (39g3+)
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We cannot risk a product misrepresentation lawsuit.
Posted by: AB Legal Department at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Or substitute the word stupid and stupidity for fat and fattening.
That works too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (4rh2D)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (TAkZ9)
Too early for a thread winnah?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Hey America, Shit Beers Matter. Beer Shits Splatter. My head hurts... *falls to his knees*
Posted by: Kapernick at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (8b+oT)
Are there really people qualified to vote who can't understand a sign that says "Vote Here"?
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (wgFcF)
WTF is up with Pabst Blue Ribbon and these bearded man bun douche canoes?
PBR was piss water in the 70's and hasn't gotten better with age.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (AoLFQ)
If only Miller Lite didn't taste like crap...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (u0lmX)
High Life is pretty good. Obviously not a light beer, though.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: holygoat at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (DbBV5)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (Fmq+D)
Posted by: Fritz at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (2Mnv1)
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Edited for personal preferences
Posted by: MTF at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Every commenter at AOSHQ, ever at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (gmeXX)
Bud Light: For quality beer goggles that can make even Amy Schumer look hot.
You can drink an ugly chick pretty, but you can't drink a fat chick skinny.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (r4hzV)
There is a company that knows it's customer base.
Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Yo! at October 31, 2016 02:53 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2016 02:53 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 02:53 PM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 31, 2016 02:53 PM (qJhUV)
At this point at the party, what difference does it make?
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WHY aren't I 50 POUNDS aHEAD?
Posted by: Hillary? at October 31, 2016 02:53 PM (oGRue)
____________________
Fat, unfunny niece of despicable Sen. Chuck Schumer.
Has a cable show, or something.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2016 02:53 PM (4rh2D)
(It may have said "that other beer company" I can't remember exactly.)
So, yeah the campaign didn't just fail, it backfired.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at October 31, 2016 02:53 PM (dzmBR)
DRUNK #1: Shit, I'm so drunk that I'm seeing double!
DRUNK #2: No, it's just Amy Schumer.
Posted by: joncelli, Possessed by MUMR's Demonic Spirit at October 31, 2016 02:53 PM (RD7QR)
It's the fact that they're assholes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (4rh2D)
the mocking tone
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (qCMvj)
SJW's and doofus hipsters have infiltrated the beer industry.
Everything the left touches turns to shit.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (NpXoL)
Who am I supposed to pattern my life after, Gandhi?
Posted by: amy schumer at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: turambar at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (JtIBD)
Bud Light. The beer you drink after you've had 5 good beers and can't taste the difference but want to keep the buzz going
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 02:44 PM (8ikIW)
Exactly
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (R5EqA)
LDC said Hill-vermin campaign is focusing on MI, FL, OH, NC in the home stretch. Trumpenfuhrer appearances will include MI and PA, as well as NM NV CO NH and swing/battleground states, plus OH FL.
I don't have much confidence or respect for the country since 2012 (actually, before). But all the anecdotal plus behavioral indicators are pointing to a very long sad night for Paul Ryan, Bill Kristol, Ben Sasse, BLM, the SEIU, La Raza, and ISIS.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (QDnY+)
Then they doubled down on stupid by actually having real campaign issues in the ads, which annoyed people. Women earn less than men! Drink Bud Lite!
huh??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (DurKO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (WlGX+)
I haven't heard quite as much weaselspeak in one sentence since the floundering George W. Bush, having failed to produce the promised WMD in Iraq, instead insisted that there had been found "dozens of weapons of mass destruction related program activities".
Program activities?
It was shortly thereafter when Bush began to display negative signs in his brand health evolution.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (noWW6)
I hate Bud Light - but have always liked their commercials. But it does
not appear BL appeals to the millennials. And in trying to appeal to
them, they are upsetting the Gen Xrs who preferred BL for some reason.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 02:47 PM (gmeXX)
Might depend on what 'group' of millennials you're referring to. Husband's nephews all drink it but....we're semi rural AND 1 hour from St. Louis so that might have something to do with their choice.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (Enq6K)
Easy mistakes anyone coulda made it. Like confusing a Maserati with a used rusting Mazda Miata. Happens all the time.
And then they confused their customers with a focus group filled with pajama boy millennials. Woah, hate when that happens.
Posted by: PrincetonAl at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (77H7D)
Posted by: Yo! at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (FtrY1)
WTF is up with Pabst Blue Ribbon and these bearded man bun douche canoes?
PBR was piss water in the 70's and hasn't gotten better with age.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (AoLFQ)
In 2004 I went out to Boston to see my brother. We were at a pub and they said that had some PBR on tap. It was surprising because a pint cost over $5. In my mind I was thinking, "Back in Wisconsin, you wouldn't pay more that $2 for a pint of this in a bar."
Crazy hipsters.
Maybe they can make LaCrosse City Lager hip next.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 02:55 PM (8hICw)
Compare and contrast them.
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 31, 2016 02:55 PM (PHcLa)
____________________
Fat, unfunny niece of despicable Sen. Chuck Schumer.
Has a cable show, or something.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2016 02:53 PM (4rh2D)
ahh, nepotism
got it
never saw the show. Looked on IMDB and there's nothing there I recognize.
I guess that's a good thing
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2016 02:55 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2016 02:55 PM (8mIih)
Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2016 02:55 PM (tewYv)
We have dead people voting.
And you're gonna quibble about a little language difficulty?
Posted by: Guy with the beer goggles at 2:00am at October 31, 2016 02:55 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2016 02:56 PM (QDnY+)
Bearded dadbod plus pig face chubs
Skinny gay guy
French actor playing a vaguely Hispanic character who admits he doesn't always drink beer
Best Beer commercial:
Guinness surfing horses
No commercials:
Shiner, Lagunitas, Abita, etc
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy, storyteller at October 31, 2016 02:56 PM (xDi4L)
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What are you trying to say?
Posted by: Every commenter at AOSHQ, ever
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 02:56 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 31, 2016 02:56 PM (xq8JO)
She is an alleged comedienne who is the niece of Chuck Schumer the NY politician.
Posted by: An Observation at October 31, 2016 02:56 PM (1ZXmV)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 31, 2016 02:56 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2016 02:56 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (0mRoj)
Wait...
...umm
Dammit!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (87y4e)
They should go with Heineken andd flipping another man's meat.
Yeah, what's up with that one? Hey, let's make fun of straight, white guys who just want to grill and drink beer with homoerotic jokes!!
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab
I got back from Pennsylvania 3 weeks ago. Picked up two cases.
Just a good drinking beer.
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (Ych6e)
There is a company that knows it's customer base.
Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (tewYv)
*
As a Heinikin drinker I find it mildly off-putting. Especially coming from
Doogie Houser.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (QQ+il)
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AsXt/miller-lite-easy-debate-song-by-barns-courtney
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (dzmBR)
Was she slimmer and a little funnier or was the late night crowd just drunker.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (tf9Ne)
You know you suck when a pair of iguanas can sell more beer than you do.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 31, 2016 02:56 PM (mpXpK)
Yuengling is fine on tap but bottled gives me a headache after 2.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (R5EqA)
Miller Light is nasty, Budweiser and Bud Light are a good compromise.
I'm not a really picky beer drinker.
I just don't think television advertising does much of anything anymore for mass market brands that people have made up their mind about.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 02:58 PM (d7W8l)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 31, 2016 02:58 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 02:58 PM (AoLFQ)
http://tinyurl.com/zf3gbtv
She's not slim and sometime she's a little stockier than at other times, but fat-no. Just not very funny and completely on the SJWhiners bandwagon
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 02:58 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: amy schumer at October 31, 2016 02:54 PM (xIunr)
Any saint that took a vow of silence and went to live in the wilderness.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 31, 2016 02:58 PM (hLRSq)
There's a city in the east SF Bay through which I occasionally have to take a shortcut if traffic is bad.
My route goes straight past the local welfare offices, which are indicated by a big sign reading "CENTRO DEL SERVICIOS", in that one language only.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 02:58 PM (noWW6)
She most likely gave them every damn one. And midget Snuffleupagus over at ABC was probably doing even worse.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2016 02:58 PM (4rh2D)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 31, 2016 02:58 PM (QQ+il)
Was she slimmer and a little funnier or was the late night crowd just drunker.
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And did she add weight as she became less funny, or did she become less funny as she became fatter.
Now I will kill myself for giving AS that much thought.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 02:58 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (BDZWU)
The future, it sucks.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (IgmR9)
Posted by: not the mama at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (K1CUM)
o.m.g.
Hillary Clinton Just Resurrected the 1964 Daisy Ad...
https://pjmedia.com/video/hillary-clinton-just-resurrected-the-1964-daisy-ad/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (qCMvj)
https://tinyurl.com/h8n9s9t
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (z/Ubi)
She most likely gave them every damn one. And midget Snuffleupagus over at ABC was probably doing even worse.
They were sending the questions to Snuffy.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (QQ+il)
But aren't we all supposed to get fat to show we don't promote body shaming. While at the same time being lectured to by FLOTUS for eating wrong and getting fat?
I am so confused.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (xq8JO)
THIS!!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Fritz at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (2Mnv1)
Excellent bottled beer.
At an outstanding price point.
It's the house beer at Fortress VIA.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (J+eG2)
Spokespeople should be attractive. This seems basic. Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 31, 2016 02:57 PM (QQ+il)
Spokesdogs should be partying and wearing Hawaiian shirts. This seems basic.
Posted by: General Spuds at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)
Heh - that's funny because they are fat.
Posted by: Publius at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (Fb9aZ)
This is up there with the Italian SJW who became CEO of Land's End and put Gloria Steinem praising Planned Parenthood in their catalog. 'Cuz people who buy plain sturdy clothes from a company hqed in a Midwestern cow town really want to read about how wonderful PP is when they're ordering down jackets and snow boots.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 03:00 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Don Draper at October 31, 2016 03:00 PM (AGJqR)
Posted by: Golfman at October 31, 2016 03:00 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 03:00 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 03:01 PM (8ikIW)
o.m.g.
Hillary Clinton Just Resurrected the 1964 Daisy Ad...
https://pjmedia.com/video/hillary-clinton-just-resurrected-the-1964-daisy-ad/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (qCMvj)
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Pretty brazen since she is the one who wants to go to war with a nuclear power.
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at October 31, 2016 03:01 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: turambar at October 31, 2016 03:01 PM (JtIBD)
_______________
Wouldn't surprise me.
He probably asked Hillary's campaign to write his script.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2016 03:01 PM (4rh2D)
*ahem*
Guinness w/Michael Fassbender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSh1NNp0q5Q
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at October 31, 2016 03:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: AMY SCHUMER at October 31, 2016 03:01 PM (QQ+il)
Another stupid commercial overdone for Bud
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 03:01 PM (8ikIW)
But the "Yah, heeey deeeerrreee" Upper Penn./Northern WI/MN ad was frickin hilarious.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (a0IVu)
I don't know how much (or if) it's changed in the last 10 years, but it used to be my house beer until started giving me headaches well before hangover.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (R5EqA)
The frogs.
Not only did I sell more beer than these losers, my secondary market for t-shirts, stuffed animals and what not was killer.
Plus, the chicks that hung out with me were hot.
Posted by: Spuds McKenzie at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (xq8JO)
Pro tip: You may NOT want to advertise that up front.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (AoLFQ)
There is a company that knows it's customer base.
Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (tewYv)
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That one has me puzzled.
Is it really geared to a gay market? And if so, isn't that too small a market to compensate for losing a big chunk of the vastly larger hetero market?
Weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (Nox3c)
Miller Light is nasty, Budweiser and Bud Light are a good compromise.
I'm not a really picky beer drinker.
I just don't think television advertising does much of anything anymore for mass market brands that people have made up their mind about.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 02:58 PM (d7W8l)
Coors Light is fine if you have a craving for sparkling water.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (0mRoj)
The Reagan Democrats of Macomb County in Michigan where Trump is this afternoon.
Trump is way ahead there and whoever wins Macomb wins Michigan.
Posted by: jwest at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (Zs4uk)
many Bud Lights, and Seth Rogen represents the diarrhea you'll be
getting the next morning."
No. Rogen is the antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea with which you'll be diagnosed a few weeks later on.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I definitely would call her a "fat chick"
She's not morbidly obese, but I do get sick of this idea that we're not allowed to call her far.
She tries to pose semi-nude every chance she gets, and she's the worst combo of being overweight with no good curves.
And she thinks humor is just talking about her vagina over and over gain. So cutting edge
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (d7W8l)
Newest ABC/Post poll which show the candidates tied has a 37D 27R 30I internals.
Tied with a plus 10 Dem.
Right now I'm taking a bath listening to the Song of the Whale on Tape and burning a 8 year old victory joint from a quarter bad of skunk I've bought for election night in 2008.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (DurKO)
Its like that piece Ace linked to and riffed on talking about how Game of Thrones is everywhere in media and actually doesn't have that many viewers. Stuff is considered super popular that really isn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)
Another stupid commercial overdone for Bud
,,,,
Stupid? Sure. Overdone...I dunno. It's, what 15+ years and people are still talking about it/doing the bit. Pretty damn successful I would say.
Posted by: ajmojo at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (1H9ox)
The Kay/Duelfer report (well, most of it) was made public and is easily found.
Big mystery is how Dubya engineered 20 years of intelligence assessments - which tracked with confirmed UNSCOM data - from the 4/5 countries best in a position to guess, to produce those pre-war assessments.
Ain't nuthin' gonna bring back the Ba'ath regime, though many will never forgive us for wiping it out.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2016 03:03 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (d7W8l)
Amy Schumer's not so bad. But then, I'm a recovering drunk and I've awakened next to far, far worse but--fortunately for me--not worse than Lena Dunham.
Waking up from a blackout next to a naked Lena Dunhamwould be the Lost Weekend nightmare to end all Lost Weekend nightmares.
*shudder*
Posted by: troyriser at October 31, 2016 03:03 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:03 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2016 03:03 PM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Insomniac
That's exactly what I signed on for
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:03 PM (d7W8l)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: General Spuds at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)
Nobody brought up the Swedish Bikini Team yet?
I don't know you people any more...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (u0lmX)
Ads have been getting more queer every year, its bizarre. I get that people in entertainment deal with an enormously disproportionate number of homosexuals but do they really think making everything queer will help sales? Do those Sonic ads really push burgers?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:00 PM (39g3+)
Have you seen the Allstate commercial with the gay guy going to the spa with all the money he's saved by going with Allstate?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (lKyWE)
Plus, the chicks that hung out with me were hot.
Posted by: Spuds McKenzie at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (xq8JO)
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You were nothing but a knockoff.
Posted by: Alex from Stroh's at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (gmeXX)
She most likely gave them every damn one. And midget Snuffleupagus over at ABC was probably doing even worse.
.
.
.
.She gave them every damn one that she saw. I predict more emails on that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (DurKO)
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:03 PM (7HtZB)
Do they still produce them for the radio? Because those were funny.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (8hICw)
It's the only one of the "traditional" American mass market beers that I find myself able to enjoy.
As for the rest, I am put in mind of the old joke about the lab report indicating the horse has kidney trouble.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (noWW6)
Howard Stern used to do this with his red carpert / celebrity functions interviews with Stuttering John. He would have Stuttering John start off the questioning with ' who are you again and what do you do? ' Celebrities don't like not being known.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Insomniac
That's exactly what I signed on for
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When you want that bloated beer drinking feeling without any buzz whatsoever.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (gmeXX)
Because, duh.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
It's almost like the PR firms that create these ad campaigns go out of their way to get partisan figures because they are also wanting to push their ideology.
The PR industry is basically like a poor man's Hollywood where they are equally crazy liberal.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (d7W8l)
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:03 PM (7HtZB)
Do they still produce them for the radio? Because those were funny.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (8hICw)
I wish. Those commercials got America through some tough times.
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (7HtZB)
She gave them every damn one that she saw. I predict more emails on that.
Would have been better to release them around debate time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (ED4Lt)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (8b+oT)
Just I realize men all think she's fat. Since I would have no interest it "hitting on her" even if she were a size 5, I don't care that's she about the acceptable size for whatever "not fat" is
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 31, 2016 03:06 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 03:06 PM (u0lmX)
Midwestern cow town really want to read about how wonderful PP is when
they're ordering down jackets and snow boots.
...and Easter dresses, Catholic school uniforms!
Yes, the Steinhem interview was in their March catalog that showcased their Spring attire that was clearly targeted for Easter (several page spread of wholesome family all decked out in their finest for a celebration).
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at October 31, 2016 03:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (Om16U)
And they are anti union.
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 03:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Insomniac
That's exactly what I signed on for
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:03 PM (d7W8l)
Well there you go. Don't get me wrong, it's thirst quenching and nice on a hot day, but it's not much in the flavor department.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:06 PM (0mRoj)
To be honest I've never found Seth Rogen to be funny and the movies he's
been in that I've seen were just "meh" to me. Posted by: turambar at October 31, 2016 03:01 PM (JtIBD)
Rogen is the soft beta fathead anthropology-major stoner who had the lease on the college-town house you rented a room in that last summer of school when you needed one final class for graduation. The guy who'd had the lease for years. The guy who was never going to graduate. The guy who probably still lives there.
Posted by: General Zod at October 31, 2016 03:06 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (DurKO)
Can you blame her?
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:06 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: West at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Colin Kaeperdinck at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (2z74n)
campaigns go out of their way to get partisan figures because they are
also wanting to push their ideology.
The PR industry is basically like a poor man's Hollywood where they are equally crazy liberal.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (d7W8l)
That's a good point. Better question, why do these corporations continue to listen to people who give them horrible advice?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (R5EqA)
The four-pack concept is the personal handiwork of Satan.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 31, 2016 03:06 PM (QQ+il)
And if you're fishing (and a guy) you can conveniently empty out all that light beer you've been drinking - right over the side of the boat.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Amy "Cartman" Shumer at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (X7E8f)
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Will businesses EVER figure out that partisan celebrities are POISON to business?
Because, duh.
________________________________________
I think they will after this election - oh yes they will. After this we have to start really doing selective and focused boycotts. Just a few at a time - so we can drive certain selected businesses just to the brink of being OUT of business so they remember who is in charge here - and it is not the lefty SJW in Hollywood. The left uses this tactic all the time - time to put the shoe on the other foot.
Oh yes - they will learn.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (DurKO)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (DurKO)
Can you blame her?
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:06 PM (7HtZB)
"Men" being the key word here.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (KWUK6)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (7ZVPa)
"Who's the marketing guy that came up with that one!?
Or
"Imagine making that pitch to the company?...and they WENT for it??!!"
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (+mE4w)
Mila Kunis. and she isn't young any more.
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (8b+oT)
Mila Kunis. Hawt hawt hawt.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:09 PM (0mRoj)
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Yeah when we tried that the only thing they gave us was greek fire and a middle finger, but mostly greek fire.
Posted by: The Caliphate at October 31, 2016 03:09 PM (X7E8f)
Means that she's NOT the acceptable size for whatever "not fat" is. She looks slimmer to me than Lena Dunham. If i were in a place where I wanted to "ht on people" (which I'm not) unless they were really unattractive like Michael Moore, a little extra weight wouldn't bother me. It would be their brains and their humor and their good natured personality and shared interests that would make me want to hit on them, but then I've only dated one person who was really handsome and several that were somewhat chunky.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:09 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 31, 2016 03:09 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2016 03:09 PM (qJhUV)
Virtue signaling. They think they can appeal to the SJW market of people who feel the need to present the appearance of inclusiveness.
Posted by: Epobirs at October 31, 2016 03:10 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at October 31, 2016 03:10 PM (nFwvY)
There is a company that knows it's customer base.
Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (tewYv)
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That one has me puzzled.
Is it really geared to a gay market? And if so, isn't that too small a market to compensate for losing a big chunk of the vastly larger hetero market?
Weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2016 03:02 PM (Nox3c)
I really don't think it is. I think its just meant to be funny, and people ascribe the homoerotic to it just because its NPH.
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 03:10 PM (z/Ubi)
Translation; "It got us all sorts of praise from the Right Thinking Elite but someone brought up the unpleasant point that the point of a beer ad is to increase sales"
Looking at commercials nowadays I can easily conclude that the "Mad Men" of today don't quite measure up to the creative genius of Dick Draper and Peggy Olsen
Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2016 03:10 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (8b+oT)
Mila Kunis. Now the second Mrs. Ashton Kutcher, IIRC. Also his character's girlfriend on the TV show.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 31, 2016 03:10 PM (R5EqA)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 31, 2016 03:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 03:10 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2016 03:10 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:10 PM (0mRoj)
...
French actor playing a vaguely Hispanic character who admits he doesn't always drink beer"
The "Most Interesting Man" campaign actually got more people to buy Dos Equs beer.
Posted by: holygoat at October 31, 2016 03:10 PM (DbBV5)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (TAkZ9)
SABMiller HQ'd in London, England?
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (7HtZB)
I don't see Amy Schumer as fat and don't care if she is. She's a little bit cute, but her personality is grating and she's a stupid lefist. If she had a cuter face or less of a shapeless body she might be easier on the eyes, though.
Mila Kunis. and she isn't young any more.
Depends how old you are personally. She still seems pretty young to me. Just really pretty and smokey.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (1H9ox)
I guess AB didn't realize that most of their consumers were men and they didn't want to be lectured to by Schummer while Rogan came off as a complete beta male.
Good ad campaign. About as bad as the engaged encounter I had to attend with my wife before we were married. One session was on natural family planning. Which would be great. If every advocate for natural family planning had actually managed to have had less than 6 kids.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (xq8JO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:09 PM (EnGQE)
That's because you're a kind, decent, grounded and well-rounded person.
And then there's the rest of us.
Posted by: troyriser at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Azathoth at October 31, 2016 02:59 PM
Begun the Beer Spokesmodel Wars have.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (ORnFV)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:04 PM (DurKO)
Can you blame her?
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:06 PM (7HtZB)
Some husbands will purposely allow it as a snare/trap to lay for a crazy abusive woken so they can catch her and kick her out of the house and gain whatever leverage they can for the upcoming divorce.
With Seth this was not the case.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM (DurKO)
This is mean, but it's my first reaction so I'll confess it What leg will be knocked under Hillary"? -One of her own legs?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I think much of it is the people at the top farm it out and don't really know that say Amy Schumer is a raging, partisan figure that rubs most Bud drinkers the wrong way (at least the ones that know who she is)
The PR firms though know this but it's all about pushing their platform, similar to journalists.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (d7W8l)
Posted by: Schmitt's at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (nFdGS)
The old guy was great, The new guy sucks.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (zu88C)
Nearly 1,000 Turned Away From Packed Mike Pence Rally in Cocoa, FL
Boy, did Trump pick the right VP.
I could see him POTUS after 8 years of Trump.
That actually could turn this ship around/right this ship.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (qCMvj)
Hey, look! A talking keg wearing a wig!!
Posted by: Bud lite drinker at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Schmitt's at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (nFdGS)
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Just wait until you see the pool.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (gmeXX)
The PR industry is basically like a poor man's Hollywood where they are equally crazy liberal.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:05 PM (d7W8l)
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I think it's actually that PR firms exist in the coastal elite bubble, so when they get the mandate to appeal to younger millenials at no point in their process did they ask, "Do these two people appeal to young people who are not exactly like me?"
All they probably saw was two comedians that they most likely thought were hilarious, and that's it.
It's a cocoon thing more than a screw you thing, I believe. I mean, they're in the business of trying to increase sales, not alienate people. They very likely just didn't realize that Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen would do that. It's just an argument for them to get out more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (WIfDn)
Posted by: ryukyu at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (5hp5+)
Would love to do that to Kim Kardassian, "don't you have a sister who's hot?"
Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Schmitt's at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (nFdGS)
http://tinyurl.com/k4cz8au
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Schmitt's
I rank that one up their with more cowbell on the "back when they were funny" SNL clips.
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (8b+oT)
I don't have that feeling about "everybody else" here-that I'm better than other people here except some of the really obnoxious trolls.. I am just often interested in the reactions between men and women about dating and sex.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (EnGQE)
That was one of the most effective ad campaigns I've ever seen. It made Dos Equis seem exotic and adventurous rather than crappy like it is. And the ads were always fun to watch, like a 30 second movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (39g3+)
Schöfferhofer Grapefruit Hefeweizen
It's roughly half-hefeweizen, half-grapefruit juice.
Super-refreshing.
Would make a nice working in the yard during the summer kind of thing or something to drink when grilling out if it's really hot.
I drank it while enjoying watching the Horns beat Baylor on Saturday (Hook'em!!!) and the Cowboys beat the Eagles (ha ha ha ha!) on Sunday night.
While I enjoyed them, it really wasn't a beer so much as a shandy or railer type dealio.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (0cMkb)
Now.... they could do something like a Beer Goggles meme...
Start with Amy Shumer.... guy drinks a bunch of Buds... then all the sudden she's Scarlett Johanson....
THAT would sell beer!
Posted by: Don Q at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (5W5VZ)
***
I wonder if we could actually see Hillary pull the old health card out and hand the baton to Kaine?
She's likely going to jail if she loses the election, but perhaps she could work something out.
Comey right now has to be going nuts trying to keep whatever Hillary promised him vs whatever the other guys at the FBI have on him...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Schmitt's at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (nFdGS)
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Just wait until you see the pool.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (gmeXX)
That was hilarious. I don't think SNL would do a sketch like that now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (0mRoj)
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Sometimes you just make bad ads that in retrospect should have been obvious.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:14 PM (gmeXX)
Needs a script or theme, though.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 31, 2016 03:14 PM (UhRGU)
All you need to know about society right now is the fact that women like
Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham are supposed to be beautiful and if you say
any different, prepare to be tarred and feathered.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 02:51 PM (d7W8l)
But I've still got to believe that guys, among themselves, are quite comfortable pointing out Amy Schumer's porcine face and bloated body are butt-fucking ugly.
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 31, 2016 03:14 PM (43OZ6)
I really don't think it is. I think its just meant to be funny, and people ascribe the homoerotic to it just because its NPH.
Posted by: buzzion
NPH?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 03:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds
Beam is pretty rough, but I've developed a taste for Bookers, before they water it down with horse piss to make Beam.
Posted by: West at October 31, 2016 03:14 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (8b+oT)
Yep. It's really good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:14 PM (0mRoj)
Russian Imperial Stout, tovarisch.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 03:14 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (TAkZ9)
Plus she is acting like a college Barfly making one last tour of all the hotspots and her favorite dives.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (DurKO)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (8b+oT)
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Not their Rye, but I've had their bourbon. Their bourbon is good.
My best friend finished a bottle of their rye in about a week, so that tells you either something about her or the rye.
Take your pick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (WIfDn)
The Reason: Bud tastes like crap, and bud lite tastes like watered down crap. Anyone who actually likes Beer knows this, and will spew it out instantly. There are so many good beers out at any store now today! Doesn't matter which specialty you like - pilsners, lagers, IPA's, brown ales, hoppy beers, non-hoppy beers, stouts - on and on, there are so many, and so many good tasting examples available in each niche! Why would anyone drink swill like Bud?
Here's why - because if you are someone who really hates beer (and this includes most women) then it all tastes like crap to you, and if you feel compelled by peer pressure to drink some of the crap (in your view) that other people are drinking, it might as well be heavily promoted crap and easily available, and kind of cheap. Why not?
And this is why Bud's best costumers are people who socially want to be seen to be drinking something with their friends, even though they secretly hate it and would rather be drinking anything else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (KinVZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (X7E8f)
The old guy was great, The new guy sucks.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (qJhUV)
From a suave man with a smooth voice.
To a goofy looking fucker with a big nose.
Brilliant.
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Don Draper at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (+mE4w)
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"My biggest problem? Finding a shirt that looks good untucked..."
Posted by: Doofus Hipster at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (7H/2n)
I heard a distinct nasty rumah
Bud Light aims at post Baby Boomahs
The new ads are greater
They hired the Terminator
"Drink Bud Light, I'm not Amy Shoomah!"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (VndSC)
I don't think Hillary will go to jail whether she loses or not-bit God might have a few more surprises in store for her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:16 PM (EnGQE)
I'll show them: I'll drink it all before they get here!
Kidding. Maybe. i avoid sports and wouldn't know Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen if they showed up at the door. I have no idea what they look like. If it weren't for Ace, I wouldn't have even heard of either one of them.
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 31, 2016 03:16 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 31, 2016 03:16 PM (4ng05)
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Well horse piss is the difference in a $20 bottle v. a $50 bottle. Some nights ... most nights ... all nights, all you need is the $20 bottle.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:16 PM (gmeXX)
I love this place.
Well the thread was alcohol related... If You can call lite beer alcohol...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 31, 2016 03:16 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:16 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM
Allow me to assist with which Presidential Candidate you shouldn't vote for.
Posted by: Hillary! at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (ORnFV)
It's a cocoon thing more than a screw you thing, I believe. I mean, they're in the business of trying to increase sales, not alienate people. They very likely just didn't realize that Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen would do that. It's just an argument for them to get out more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It's a fair point, but I also do think there is a "screw you" aspect to this to Middle America and part of a broader Culture War.
These celebrities are paid MASSIVE amounts of money to be spokesman, surely some research about what people think of them outside San Francisco and NYC has been done.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (d7W8l)
She is. Schumer wears tight clothes, short dresses that do not accentuate her figure - think this makes her look chubbier.
She's a feminist comedian, which means her skits are jokey feminist critiques of whatever the skit's about. Not funny in the same way Bill Maher is not funny.
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable in search of a basket at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (tewYv)
I get up and find the Eagles lost in a heart breaking OT
I get called a commy because I hate cold food that should be served hot (pizza) on the ONT
Find the water heater is leaking, had to clean up spillage with mini shop vac because big one is missing part
Get to work no floor guy so can't finish everything.
Grinding paint off doors that were to tight set off smoke alarm to whole library building
Get home, went to get new water heater $440 bucks ( lucky I am putting it in so no further costs).
Finally a break called Shop-Vac for part missing and guy is sending it free. (Its around 15 years old)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:14 PM (gmeXX)
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True. I think it's bad mostly for their choice of spokespeople. I thought the basic idea was actually okay.
It amounted to, "Bud Lite can bring us together!"
It can't, because I like to drink my water from my refrigerator, but the ad wasn't made for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (WIfDn)
I heard a distinct nasty rumah
Bud Light aims at post Baby Boomahs
The new ads are greater
They hired the Terminator
"Drink Bud Light, I'm not Amy Shoomah!"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2016 03:15 PM (mvenn)
I am impressed at your limerick crafting abilities.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (+mE4w)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 31, 2016 03:16 PM (O2RFr)
More like pre-distilled pee.
Posted by: Iblis at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Schmitt's at October 31, 2016 03:12 PM (nFdGS)
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Just wait until you see the pool.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (gmeXX)
That was hilarious. I don't think SNL would do a sketch like that now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (0mRoj)
You can't even find a good quality version of it on youtube. But you can find it.
https://youtu.be/bywa3wqQ7ng
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (nFwvY)
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but mostly the fat.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Doofus Hipster at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (fA75F)
That was one of the most effective ad campaigns I've ever seen. It made Dos Equis seem exotic and adventurous rather than crappy like it is. And the ads were always fun to watch, like a 30 second movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (39g3+)
The new MIMITW they got looks off somehow.
Not really like he's lived an interesting life.
He looks sort of like Adrian Brody with a dirty hipster beard. More like a guy who'd beg quarters off you on the Drag in Austin than a sophisticated world traveler.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (0cMkb)
Millenials think this is "mean".
And beer is icky and provicial.
Wasted ad money.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
If Trump wins, I think she will cut a deal with no jail time.
But I don't think she just walks scot free unless she wins.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (d7W8l)
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Well horse piss is the difference in a $20 bottle v. a $50 bottle. Some nights ... most nights ... all nights, all you need is the $20 bottle.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:16 PM (gmeXX)
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You know what's a good cheap (and I do mean CHEAP) bourbon? Benchmark. Give it a try.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (WIfDn)
to wit, the "Rural Purge"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rural_purge
Posted by: Grad School Fool at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Lord Sir x
They he can put out a fire, like the hoser in Strange Brew.
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (VndSC)
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I don't think Loverboy lets them use the song. Which is sad, because its about the only time you would want to listen to Loverboy.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (gmeXX)
assholes to sell a product widely believed to cause fattening.
FIFY.
Posted by: physics geek at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (BWT7V)
...
Do you mean 1975-77? Or after Eddie saved the show in '80?
Posted by: ajmojo at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (KinVZ)
But light is what we use for .22 practice. Well that and the cardboard cutout we stole from the display. We can actually still hit her fat ass after drinking a fifth.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2016 03:19 PM (xCoN9)
Bartender says: "Sorry, our stools are designed for a maximum live load of 200 psf."
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2016 03:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (EnGQE)
I know you didn't say you were better than other people here. I said you were better than other people here. Andthose other peoplewould all agree--okay, except maybe for Hector and that guy who claims he's the richest man in the multiverse.
Posted by: troyriser at October 31, 2016 03:19 PM (OGbEB)
These celebrities are paid MASSIVE amounts of money to be spokesman, surely some research about what people think of them outside San Francisco and NYC has been done.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (d7W8l)
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How much you want to bet most of the modern day research done by PR firms for ads directed at millenials are based on Facebook trending topics that the PR person sees on their own feed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:19 PM (WIfDn)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 03:19 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (8ikIW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa_YEgZ4isU
NSFW for a spot of nudity. Because France.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (W/37V)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 31, 2016 03:14 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: Teh Donald at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (ORnFV)
it's Gateway Pundit, but it seems like it could be a thing.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/?p=346620
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (J+eG2)
https://tinyurl.com/zf2mx6s
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 31, 2016 03:16 PM (4ng05)
he's so cute
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (BWL+E)
Drink Jim Beam. You're whiskey dick will thank you later.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (0mRoj)
Put a lime in it.
Myyyy Corona
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (8ikIW)
Hey, it works.
As a matter of fact, I recommend NOT EVER drinking a corona without the lime.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 03:21 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (7HtZB)
It loses something without the original Van Halen soundtrack. Damned copyright.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 31, 2016 03:21 PM (nFdGS)
They sent the original - and presumably the whole campaign - off on a rocket, and then they resurrect it with *this guy*?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 31, 2016 03:21 PM (R5EqA)
Unfortunately, Bud and Bud Light have a near-monopoly on sports venues and chain restaurants. (Contributing to the suckitude of both) In some stadiums your only choices are Bud and Bud Light, and I've been in a few restaurants in the US where you are thanking God if they have Sam Adams. Depends where you live.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy, storyteller at October 31, 2016 03:21 PM (xDi4L)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2016 03:17 PM (+mE4w)
Day ending in Y...
Posted by: Don Q at October 31, 2016 03:21 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (IqV8l)
"The Most Interesting Man in the world visited the Virgin Islands last year - now they're just called The Islands".
Well that's how I would write it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (KinVZ)
Sounds implausible, but if true, a sure sign of implosion.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (QDnY+)
Wasted ad money.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (zu88C)
Unless it's a niche microbrew, like Blue Moon, Shocktop, or Terrapin...'cuz they're buckin' the big brands, man.
Posted by: Idiot Hipsters and Millenials at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2016 03:18 PM (0cMkb)
His ears and nose are too big. Sort of like Adam Driver.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (0mRoj)
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I love bourbon, but Scotch is generally just a better drink.
You put a good scotch and a good bourbon next to each other, and the scotch will win 9/10 times.
I don't know why, but my guess would be that the need to have so much corn may limit some of the goodness of a bourbon. Uneducated guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (WIfDn)
Unfortunately, Bud and Bud Light have a near-monopoly on sports venues and chain restaurants. (Contributing to the suckitude of both) In some stadiums your only choices are Bud and Bud Light, and I've been in a few restaurants in the US where you are thanking God if they have Sam Adams. Depends where you live.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy, storyteller at October 31, 2016 03:21 PM (xDi4L)
Lambeau Field - Home of a Leine's Lodge!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (8hICw)
Amy Schumer went from IT girl to joke over night with the joke stealing thing, where she was mocked ruthlessly. She also tanked in her movies, so she's not exactly a hot property. BUT, libs WANT her to be, since she ticks all the boxes for proper IT girl qualifications.
So people outright reject Amy Schumer and all she stands for, and yet the Libs still push her movies and ad firms still get her hired for stupid commercials. It's almost like they live in a reality where you, Joe Flyover, have no right to not spend money on their favorite things.
Seth Rogen is the exact same scenario. His movies started bombing once his Canadian ass started opining on politics. People voted with their wallets.
So again, being a corporation, I'd be EXTREMELY careful who I placed the super-valuable BRAND name with, since it's a fucking SJW-Average American WWIII minefield.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (xCoN9)
_________________
And shutting down that phony "charity" of theirs.
Of course, with no more influence to sell, there won't be as much demand for its "services" . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2016 03:23 PM (4rh2D)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (WIfDn)
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I wouldn't have expected such an unAmerican opinion from you James Madison.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:23 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (WIfDn)
Peated barley FTW!
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:24 PM (0mRoj)
Because everybody likes Paul Rudd.
I really hope that when they were writing that line for the commercial someone said "Why didn't we get Paul Rudd for this commercial campaign then?" And everyone else in the room just stopped and it got uncomfortably quiet.
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 03:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Famous Grouse for every day. Macallan 18 yr old for special occasions.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 03:24 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2016 03:24 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bill McNeill at October 31, 2016 03:24 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Marcus T
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She looks so tiny in those and like she is about to be crushed by an avalanche of whiskey barrels.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 03:24 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:23 PM (gmeXX)
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I was born in the British colonies before Kentucky was a thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:24 PM (WIfDn)
It also had the benefit that it was a relatively smaller beer company that it could better establish.
That's about the only ad campaign I can remember in a good long while where it did move the needle for me on maybe buying it.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (d7W8l)
http://www.mensjournal.com/ food-drink/drinks/ is-that-really-craft -beer-21-surprising-corporate -brewers-20150923
Posted by: Idiot Hipsters and Millenials at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (uiwCw)
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I've thought they were just an ad for her. And every time I see it, the ad convinces me - she is good looking.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (+mE4w)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (kTF2Z)
However, since all light beers...Bud Light in particular...is basically carbonated urine, maybe its perfect match.
Posted by: md at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (uKJIC)
I'll drink scotch every day. But the PVW is In class by itself.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (xCoN9)
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Not this Xr.
Ugh.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (Ft3+l)
Posted by: The Hams Bear at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (u5QPu)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:13 PM (WIfDn)
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That's the way I see it.
It's like Lena Dunham calling herself "the voice of a generation" when less than 5% of millennials even watch her show.
But all of her own leftwing/feminist/NYC friends think "Girls" is important!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (Nox3c)
The M&M commercials are funny. They are in that rare category where you look forward to seeing them. Like you used to look forward to "The Worlds' Most Interesting Man"
Posted by: Bud lite drinker at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (326rv)
237
218 At least Coors is owned by a conservative family.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 03:08 PM (TAkZ9)
SABMiller HQ'd in London, England?
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:11 PM
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As I understand it, Miller rececently sold its stake in the SAB/Miller/Molson/Coors thing back to Molson/Coors so that Miller could be brought into the AB/Inbev thing. So Miller and Bud are now related.
Posted by: irright at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (pMGkg)
Famous Grouse for every day. Macallan 18 yr old for special occasions.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 03:24 PM (AoLFQ)
I though Famous Grouse was a blend.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (+mE4w)
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9mm.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2016 03:26 PM (xCoN9)
In this case of course they make a lot of sense. But the usual applies, internals, turn-out model, blahblahblah.
2012 remains in some ways a mystery. But it keeps me from being optimistic, *even* now. But as many here have said for some time, a comfortable Trumpenvictory would not be at all surprising. So many indicators and logical presumptions are consistent with such an outcome, though they don't guarantee it.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 03:21 PM (8hICw)
..........
or a Tecate without some aspirin
Tecate - Headache In A Can!
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (sWbjH)
I'll drink scotch every day. But the PVW is In class by itself.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (xCoN9)
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I'll do that if I ever actually see any Pappy in the wild.
That shit is harder to find than Blanton's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (WIfDn)
Right now, the distillery workers at JB are on strike because the company has been working the shit out of them to try to keep up with increasing demand for their whiskey in the last few years.
The Age of Obama seems to have had the same effect on whiskey that communism had on vodka production.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (IgmR9)
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Is your's a year-round thing or just during Lent? Do any KCs do it year round anymore?
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (AoLFQ)
Famous Grouse for every day. Macallan 18 yr old for special occasions.
I prefer a stout 9 year old.
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2016 03:28 PM (fA75F)
Classic example of "stop trying to make Fetch happen! It's not gonna happen!" Also see Lena Dunham, Leslie Jones, etc.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2016 03:28 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2016 03:28 PM (KinVZ)
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Ha - my grandpa used to buy that. Said you kids will drink anything.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:28 PM (gmeXX)
Good People Brewery
Cahaba Brewery.
Avondale Brewery
Yellowhammer
All their beers make me happy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2016 03:29 PM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2016 03:28 PM (KinVZ)
I'd watch that. Twice.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 03:29 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Sponge at October 31, 2016 03:29 PM (IdRpH)
Posted by: md
To me, that's what is so grating.
I wouldn't care if these people were liberal Democrats, basically every celebrity is, but they aren't all outspoken and insulting about it.
Amy Schumer's entire identity is basically being a foul mouthed hyper partisan liberal.
This shit is done on purpose to troll middle america. It's not a "whoops" moment by the ad agencies. It's more like "shit, we got caught and the boss is pissed"
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:29 PM (d7W8l)
Is ping pong ball a caliber?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy, storyteller at October 31, 2016 03:29 PM (xDi4L)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa_YEgZ4isU
NSFW for a spot of nudity. Because France.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM (W/37V)
Ok, between the music and bringing the ghey fairly heavily at first, I knew this European.
Of course, those magnificent boobs clinched the deal.
That commercial needed them to show up a lot more than they did.....the French, they disappointed me.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2016 03:29 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (FtrY1)
Yes they do , but it contains no THC.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 03:30 PM (TAkZ9)
Watched the equal pay one.
Somebody thought that would help sell beer?
Huh.
Beer? Cheap beer? Really?
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2016 03:30 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 03:30 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2016 03:30 PM (2PHKP)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 31, 2016 03:30 PM (jsWA8)
My Family use to own a BBQ joint in San Antonio a long time ago... I remember Him serving Pearl beer...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (O2RFr)
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/10/31/ hillary_clinton_enlists_star_of_1964_daisy_ad_to_question_trump_on_nukes.html
Hillary Clinton Enlists Star of 1964 "Daisy" Ad To Question Trump On Nukes
Talk about desperation!
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (Ych6e)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM
Have you tried Knappogue Castle? Single malt Irish. Very pale, floral nose...nice sipper. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg, either.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (u5QPu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2016 03:25 PM (+mE4w)
7x57mm Mauser. As used by the Mexican cavalry.
Posted by: Idiot Hipsters and Millenials at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (yL25O)
I, retard thar I am, tried hemp cawfee thinking it was
Real cawfee. First sip gave me acid refux the rest of the day.
And yes hemp was somehow worked into the name of the restaurant so full retard. .
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2016 03:32 PM (+mE4w)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 31, 2016 03:32 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM
Have you tried Knappogue Castle? Single malt Irish. Very pale, floral nose...nice sipper. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg, either.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (bzd8I)
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My wife has determined that she hates bourbon, likes scotch, but prefers Irish whiskeys. I'll have to put both of them on the list.
Thanks for the recs, peeps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:32 PM (WIfDn)
1. Make beer
2. Make it taste alright
3. Sell it for a decent price
You don't need a spokesliberal to get me to buy your product. Tell me your beer is refreshing and cheap. Show me Joe Everyman enjoying one at the local bar. Show me a buxom woman walking into this bar. The neckbeard hipsters are too busy arguing about whose pants are tight enough to show off their man vag so the woman displays no interest. Some slimy weasel yuppie sort tries to buy her an overpriced fruity drink and she just keeps on walking. Big Booby Betty finally sees Joe Everyman and his Bud Light. Betty appreciates his taste in beer and his thriftiness and decides that Joe's her man.
Bud Light: It will get you laid by chicks with a good rack.
Watch the sales skyrocket.
Posted by: Amazing Tom Grace at October 31, 2016 03:32 PM (dfQ4e)
Posted by: Picky at October 31, 2016 03:32 PM (2RZmN)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (u5QPu)
A nice, cold Victoria Bitter would be tasty right about now.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 31, 2016 03:32 PM (uiwCw)
One of my staffers. I barely know her, or of her.
Huma, bus. Bus, Huma.
(quote from Daily Mail)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 03:33 PM (gyKtp)
In the real world of advertising, costing clients money like this and possibly losing a client gets your butt canned in two seconds. Fingers crossed the person on the firing block is some dumb pajamaboy hipster...
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2016 03:33 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Cheri
Agreed. That's all the justice I need.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:33 PM (d7W8l)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 31, 2016 03:33 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds
I tried their bourbon. Decent, but not all that.
Posted by: West at October 31, 2016 03:33 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2016 03:34 PM (+mE4w)
Posted by: Insomniac
Same here, but I wish I had a fatter wallet. I do enjoy Laphroaig the most. MacCallan makes a lot of good ones too.
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:34 PM (8b+oT)
****
Nuke it from orbit. Just to be sure.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2016 03:34 PM (mvenn)
Budweiser corporation: "We like the cut of your jib. Will you please represent our beer brand --"
Amy Schumer: "Capitalism is shi--"
Budweiser corporation: "-- for one MILLION dollars."
Amy Schumer: "Why yes. I think I will accept your offer."
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 03:34 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (u5QPu)
A nice, cold Victoria Bitter would be tasty right about now.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 31, 2016 03:32 PM (uiwCw)
But what would you drink with her? ....
Hey, I'm here all week! Try the veal!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 03:34 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Millenial Advert Genius at October 31, 2016 03:34 PM (QtQaN)
"The Most Interesting Man in the world visited the Virgin Islands last year - now they're just called The Islands".
Well that's how I would write it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2016 03:22 PM (KinVZ)
When he crosses path with a bear the bear plays dead.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 03:35 PM (TAkZ9)
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Is your's a year-round thing or just during Lent? Do any KCs do it year round anymore?
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (gmeXX)
Just Lent, it really depends on the Preist. Every once in a while we will do a OSU party/fundraiser for Habitat for Humanity.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 03:35 PM (dKiJG)
Ice House - If I'm at a party and all that's left is Ice House, it's time to sober up and find new friends. And, God hates me and wants to kill me in my sleep.
Shiner Bock - God loves me and wants me to know that and be happy all the days he provideth for me.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 31, 2016 03:35 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Allah at October 31, 2016 03:35 PM (4Q+Y8)
Posted by: Picky at October 31, 2016 03:32 PM (2RZmN)
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I watched early Amy Schumer's Comedy Central 1 hour special. That was funny. The whole episode of her show on CC that I watched in its first season was pretty funny, but not enough to go gaga over her talent or anything.
But that's just my opinion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:35 PM (WIfDn)
The fact that this happened in the middle of a highly polarized election season during which time the two actors they pick happen to come out vocally against the same market that they're trying to court could mostly be one of timing.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 31, 2016 03:35 PM (KUaJL)
How small, you ask?
His batches are 5 barrels at a time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 03:35 PM (J+eG2)
Actually, I kinda like it if it's super cold still.
Posted by: Max Power at October 31, 2016 03:36 PM (q177U)
Posted by: LizLem
I don't really think so, it's almost like journalists. Even though they continue to lose newspapers money by playing the part of partisan political operative, everyone in that world is on the same page and are not going to punish anybody.
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2016 03:36 PM (d7W8l)
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (oiNtH)
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I agree.
Losing her precious trophy, the one thing she has grasped for her whole life, would be equivalent to a death sentence for her.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2016 03:36 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 31, 2016 03:36 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at October 31, 2016 03:36 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 03:36 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 03:37 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2016 03:37 PM (+mE4w)
Weird.
Posted by: Jai at October 31, 2016 03:37 PM (u8Erp)
Single malts are the best but a bit beyond my range now. But have had most at some time or another.
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2016 03:37 PM (sWbjH)
I am big! It's the deplorables that got small!
Posted by: Hillary Desmond at October 31, 2016 03:37 PM (hvf9s)
Bud Lite Lime satisfies that requirement nicely, without too many calories.
Posted by: Max Power at October 31, 2016 03:37 PM (q177U)
1. Make beer
2. Make it taste alright
3. Sell it for a decent price
You don't need a spokesliberal to get me to buy your product. Tell me your beer is refreshing and cheap. Show me Joe Everyman enjoying one at the local bar. Show me a buxom woman walking into this bar. The neckbeard hipsters are too busy arguing about whose pants are tight enough to show off their man vag so the woman displays no interest. Some slimy weasel yuppie sort tries to buy her an overpriced fruity drink and she just keeps on walking. Big Booby Betty finally sees Joe Everyman and his Bud Light. Betty appreciates his taste in beer and his thriftiness and decides that Joe's her man.
Bud Light: It will get you laid by chicks with a good rack.
Watch the sales skyrocket.
Posted by: Amazing Tom Grace
I like my women the way I like my beer:
Cheap and easily at any bar. a $.05 deposit would be even better....what?
Posted by: Joe Everyman audition tape #247 at October 31, 2016 03:37 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Picky at October 31, 2016 03:32 PM (2RZmN)
Seth Rogan has that "stoner comedian" type of humor that I find fine in small doses, but really grates on me in extended periods of time. He's fine the wacky side character, but if that humor is the focal point of the entire show/movie/special/whatever, it's going to get old fast.
I can't say I've ever laughed at any of Amy Schumer's jokes.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 31, 2016 03:38 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at October 31, 2016 03:38 PM (4e+hS)
In the real world of advertising, costing clients money like this and possibly losing a client gets your butt canned in two seconds. Fingers crossed the person on the firing block is some dumb pajamaboy hipster...
Posted by: LizLem
No, I have a theory that commenter "Maritime" is entirely correct.
I think ad agencies had been taken over by young turks who have all these "in your face!" and "smash the comfort zone!" ideas which are ultimately based in social marxism but which they have brought into the world of mainstream advertising. They talk a good game and lure these major clients in, the produce ads which feature a feel-bad extravaganza of disastrous backfiring jokes -- and sales PLUMMET afterwards. I see it over and over and over for countless brands. Yet somehow, the ad agencies jive-talk their way out of it.
What we are seeing is the ultimate mashup of culture-destroying progressive activism and desperate cooptive capitalism. Who will win?
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 03:38 PM (jBuUi)
Single malts are the best but a bit beyond my range now. But have had most at some time or another.
Posted by: Skip
That's okay, Irish whisky is more for men anyway.
And that's when the fight started.....
Posted by: Papist Bograt at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (326rv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (/D5Lf)
401 383 Anybody in a legal state seen a beer brewed with hemp? Nothing I've seen so far in The People's Republic of Washington.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 31, 2016 03:27 PM (FtrY1)
Yes they do , but it contains no THC.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 03:30 PM (TAkZ9)
Aha! So all marketing, no kick. Just like light beer!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (FtrY1)
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Given her health issues, it's dubious how lengthy a term she'd actually serve.
I do happen to care quite a bit about seeing everyone connected to her on their way to prison, though.
Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 31, 2016 03:35 PM (KUaJL)
Marketing departments wargame the shit out of advertising campaigns. All variables are (supposed to be) figured in. Hard to believe they missed a little thing like an election season.
Posted by: troyriser at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (sWbjH)
I thought certain parts were funny but the act got repetitive and tiresome. Then her movie Trainwreck sealed the deal on my opinion.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (ZjSUb)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (DurKO)
Not the ad agencies I know...but then again I live in a red state where you DO have to have results. But you're right that's how the NYC agencies probably are.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2016 03:40 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Don Draper at October 31, 2016 03:40 PM (u5QPu)
What's this about a Podesta email saying he's getting complaints that hillary smells like cabbage and farts?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2016 03:40 PM (ZjSUb)
Every time I saw a "Man Law" commercial I would say to whoever was in earshot, "Man law number one is that 'light' beer is never to be considered actual beer."
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2016 03:41 PM (r4hzV)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:41 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Papist Bograt at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM
First a commy, now this, I should just go away.
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2016 03:41 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:20 PM
Have you tried Knappogue Castle? Single malt Irish. Very pale, floral nose...nice sipper. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg, either.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2016 03:31 PM (bzd8I)
Sure haven't. Thanks for the recommendation!
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:42 PM (0mRoj)
https://tinyurl.com/h3rxlhu
neverTrumpers rejoice! You picked a good one.
WTG
(I can't say the rest or I'll get banned.)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 31, 2016 03:42 PM (4ng05)
How small, you ask?
His batches are 5 barrels at a time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 03:35 PM I
I really want to learn to brew my own Beer.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 03:42 PM (dKiJG)
https://www.reddit.com /r/The_Donald/comments/5acvw7 /smoking_gun_todays_podesta_leak_shows_algeria/
Todays Podesta Leak Shows Algeria Donated to The Clinton Foundation to be Removed From A Terror List
Posted by: Grad School Fool at October 31, 2016 03:42 PM (swEzU)
Losing her precious trophy, the one thing she has grasped for her whole life, would be equivalent to a death sentence for her.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2016 03:36 PM (Nox3c)
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But ladies, you must admit that seeing her go to jail would be the icing on the cake, no?
Plus it would improve her wardrobe.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 03:42 PM (uHcnA)
Howie Carr just reminded everyone that the Democrats indicted Cap.Weinberger 5 days before the '92 election.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (ZjSUb)
Posted by: Dang
Richard Nixon, 1974: "Watergate? Dude, that happened like two years ago! It's over. The issue has been resolved."
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Dang at October 31, 2016 03:41 PM (8b+oT)
John Dean knows exactly what he is saying and is keenly aware everything he says is a lie because, well, you know: John Dean.
Posted by: troyriser at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (OGbEB)
What's this about a Podesta email saying he's getting complaints that hillary smells like cabbage and farts?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2016 03:40 PM (ZjSUb)
It's a fake one
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Papist Bograt at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM
First a commy, now this, I should just go away.
Posted by: Skip
I kid, i kid......
Posted by: Papist Bograt at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at October 31, 2016 03:37 PM (+mE4w)
.......
Grump just wants to make sure it is put out of its misery, because he cares.
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (HgMAr)
Not that I buy Bud Light, mind you. I drink Stag. I figure if I have to deal with beer ads during baseball and hockey games on TV, they shouldn't detract from the entertainment.
Posted by: PaperworkNinja at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (J991N)
You're welcome, Bud Light's ad agency, for me doing all the hard work for you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Men_of_Genius
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (hvf9s)
Amy Schumer is 35. That's middle aged?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:44 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 31, 2016 03:44 PM (U6f54)
Serves my purposes perfectly. But I cannot drink Bud Light sober.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 31, 2016 03:44 PM (CbGSW)
What's this about a Podesta email saying he's getting complaints that hillary smells like cabbage and farts?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2016 03:40 PM (ZjSUb)
It's a fake one
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (/D5Lf
Everyone knows she smells like Crushed Dreams, BO,and Sulfur.
Posted by: Iblis at October 31, 2016 03:45 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Picky at October 31, 2016 03:32 PM (2RZmN)
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Nope.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:45 PM (eaeIS)
Butt licking.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 03:45 PM (noWW6)
Never humiliate an enemy and leave them alive. Metaphorically speaking.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 31, 2016 03:45 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
In Pr0n terms, 35 is GILF territory.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 03:45 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2016 03:45 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: R. DUKE at October 31, 2016 03:46 PM (ONH2e)
The thing is, I have a hard time judging ads, because they never work on me. Ever. I have never watched an ad and because of it wanted the product, not once. I just don't give a crap and am unsellable. Further I'm in an age range now where I don't trust anything I see, so I'm not who they are targeted at, and often are just bizarre and unfathomable to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:46 PM (39g3+)
Amy Schumer is 35. That's middle aged?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:44 PM (EnGQE)
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Guess that means I'm a senior citizen at 47.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:46 PM (eaeIS)
Butt licking.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 03:45 PM (noWW6)
When dogs are wounded and do that we put a cone of shame on them, just saying...
Posted by: Your local vet at October 31, 2016 03:46 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 31, 2016 03:47 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:39 PM (DurKO)
I gave up on Glenn Beck when he had his near death experience during hemorrhoid surgery.
I do want to say thar thanks for the link to that 4chan from the FBI agent, it was interesting.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 03:47 PM (dKiJG)
I don't watch porn and don't know what GILF means Grandmother Id most like to F****?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:47 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 03:42 PM
Enjoy!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2016 03:47 PM (bzd8I)
But you're lovely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (EnGQE)
Notice the only segment not effected are people who aren't American, may not speak much English and/or are too stupid to realize they are being insulted.
I don't drink much but there are times I miss Ballantine Ale.
Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: . at October 31, 2016 03:47 PM (XzRw1)
Why do you want to let her off so easy?
Posted by: Iblis at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (9221z)
470 First a commy, now this, I should just go away.
Skip,
It's commie. Style guide out front shoulda autocucumbered you.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:47 PM (EnGQE)
That's what it means.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (xZKI4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:47 PM (EnGQE)
You mean that's not Hillary? (I keed, I keed).
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:46 PM (eaeIS)
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Just go back to being 29 like the rest of us. It makes life a lot easier.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2016 03:45 PM (4e+hS)
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I bet he believes his bull, and he'll just solely attribute it to "history" because the Cubs are there.
I'm sure that's part of the reason for the rise in WS ratings, but not a whole lot for the fall of NFL ratings, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:49 PM (WIfDn)
But you're lovely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (EnGQE)
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Why are you trying to kill my rep?
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:49 PM (eaeIS)
The thing is, I have a hard time judging ads, because they never work on me. Ever. I have never watched an ad and because of it wanted the product, not once. I just don't give a crap and am unsellable. Further I'm in an age range now where I don't trust anything I see, so I'm not who they are targeted at, and often are just bizarre and unfathomable to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Agree 100%.
Way back when I was a little kid, I realized this:
If something is being advertised, then it must be crap, otherwise it would "sell itself" and they wouldn't need to trick people into buying it. So my visceral reaction to EVERY ad is to instantly and permanently boycott whatever it is being advertised. The very existence of a TV commercial for something is to me like an announcement forbidding me from ever purchasing that product.
That philosophy has only intensified as I grow older and wiser.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 03:49 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:47 PM (EnGQE)
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Fenelon - you may have to go to confession just for typing that.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:50 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 03:50 PM (xZKI4)
Posted by: Carmen at October 31, 2016 03:50 PM (RHjCR)
re: Loopy Ben
On the Glenn Beck Radio Program today, at about 11:11 a.m. eastern time, Glenn Beck stated that he no longer is certain that Darrell Castle is getting his vote. He briefly mentioned that he, as of today, would vote for Evan McMullin, but then immediately remarked again that he is uncertain.
Remember kids, this is why we don't mix pills and alcohol.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2016 03:50 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I used to do this. But I stopped because of the beer bottle problem. Can't use the twist-off kind. Got tired of digging through dumpsters behind bars on Sunday morning. Austin PD didn't want to understand.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 31, 2016 03:50 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 03:48 PM (uHcnA)
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Nah.
My 50th B-day party will be off the chain.
Never too early to start planning.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:50 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: PaperworkNinja at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (J991N)
At first, I really didn't like that guy, but having seen some stuff of his outside of those commercials, I do. Not necessarily his music; he seems like deep down he has no idea how he got to be successful, but that he's really happy to be there. He's not going to push the outrageous behavior envelope too much, because he has a good thing going.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 31, 2016 03:50 PM (uiwCw)
Does Ace get money if we click?
Because it would be so perfect to have Bud Light paying Ace for this post.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at October 31, 2016 03:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: fu52 at October 31, 2016 03:51 PM (HpUpB)
Way back when I was a little kid, I realized this:
If something is being advertised, then it must be crap, otherwise it would "sell itself" and they wouldn't need to trick people into buying it. So my visceral reaction to EVERY ad is to instantly and permanently boycott whatever it is being advertised. The very existence of a TV commercial for something is to me like an announcement forbidding me from ever purchasing that product.
That philosophy has only intensified as I grow older and wiser.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 03:49 PM (jBuUi)
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Coke. Apple products. Any airline. Beef, it's what's for dinner.
I bet you haven't eaten any beef in 20+ years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:51 PM (WIfDn)
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I think Goodell knows why his ratings have cratered this year. He just doesn't want to take on the players association over it. I suspect a fight over it would be even worse for the NFL.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:51 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:50 PM (gmeXX)
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Made me blush.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:51 PM (eaeIS)
Oh yeah, humorous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Well, you are a funny, smart, nice person (Sorry if that's ruining your reputation :^) but you are also lovely. I saw the picture from a moron here.
I won't live to be a grandmother.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:52 PM (EnGQE)
Does Ace get money if we click?
Because it would be so perfect to have Bud Light paying Ace for this post.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at October 31, 2016 03:50 PM (yL25O)
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Yes. Just don't overdo it.
I always click political ads from the left on right leaning websites because they have to give a few pennies to websites that are dedicated to fighting the left.
Also, when you do click, actually do something on the page that pops up. Activity on the page after a click apparently shifts more money to the originating website.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:53 PM (WIfDn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yes, "GILF" is an elaboration of the "MILF" concept.
MILF = "Mother I'd Like to F**K" -- an attractive mom-aged woman.
GILF = "Grandmother I'd Like to F**K" -- theoretically an attractive older woman.
However, the age ranges in PRON have shifted downward, so now anyone over about 22 is a "MILF" and anyone over about 34 is a "GILF."
I don't make the rules, I just report them.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 03:53 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:53 PM (eaeIS)
Montreal police monitored iPhone of La Presse journalist Patrick Lagacé
Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 03:53 PM (y3aQB)
Really? Than 90 of the people here will have to go to confession and do double penance for spelling it out. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:53 PM (EnGQE)
The surgeon nearly cut Glenn's head off by mistake.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 03:53 PM (noWW6)
Howie Carr just reminded everyone that the Democrats indicted Cap.Weinberger 5 days before the '92 election.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (ZjSUb)
And the New York Attorney General STARTED an investigation of Trump, about a month ago...
Posted by: Don Q at October 31, 2016 03:53 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at October 31, 2016 03:53 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: troyriser at October 31, 2016 03:43 PM (OGbEB)
John Dean? That old fossil? Wow. The MSM/Dem political complex must be calling in all of their favors for this one.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 31, 2016 03:54 PM (W/37V)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 03:46 PM (39g3+)
I'd be curious to know if you've ever been hypnotized. If you couldn't be hypnotized then I wonder if there is a correlation betweenpeople who can't be hypnotized and people who are unmoved by otherwise effective television advertising.
MIT conducted a media study in the 80's on the effects of televisionviewer and brain activity. Seems the mental state of a television viewer somewhat resembles subjects in a hypnotic state.
As an aside, Sony and other media companies have conducted in-depth research into this subject since MIT's groundbreaking work--and probably prior to it. None of their work, unlike MIT's, has been published.
Posted by: troyriser at October 31, 2016 03:54 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:54 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:53 PM (EnGQE)
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Seems like a low number for the Horde.
Posted by: SH at October 31, 2016 03:54 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at October 31, 2016 03:53 PM (+aCe4)
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No, they do make people want to drink. They make people want to drink stuff that will actually get them drunk, hence, they stop buying Bud Lite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 03:54 PM (WIfDn)
Btw...
6-2
5-0 on the road
most penalties in a nfl game evah (23).
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 03:55 PM (eaeIS)
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Or dumb, not funny bitches. But that's me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 03:55 PM (voOPb)
From the land of sky blue waters
comes the beer refreshing
Hamm's !
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 31, 2016 03:55 PM (Z8DIA)
Wow. That's depressing. That means that there are probably a lot of under age girls doing porn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 03:56 PM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 03:55 PM (voOPb)
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Oh MisHum, don't be so hard on yourself. You're not any of those things. Really!
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 03:56 PM (uHcnA)
YOU MADE FENELON DISCUSS WHAT A GILF WAS HORDE!
THAT'S UP THERE WITH BEING MEAN TO WILLOW!
*flamethrows thread*
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at October 31, 2016 03:56 PM (mf5HN)
She said, now they want to look at emails of one of my staffers, haha, poor huma, under the bus she goes.
Reminds me of Bill's "that woman" Monica Lewinsky moment.
Posted by: spypeach at October 31, 2016 03:57 PM (nyYhO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
****
I saw the commercials and it made me afraid to get drunk lest I wind up with someone like Amy or around someone like Seth.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at October 31, 2016 03:57 PM (+aCe4)
I bet you haven't eaten any beef in 20+ years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yep -- I haven't eaten beef in way over 20 years -- I am a vegetarian.
Never drank a Coke in my life, either. Never eaten at a fast-food joint. Never bought a new computer. Rarely fly, but when I do, it;s almost always some cheap-ass airline that doesn't advertise.
I also rarely watch TV, so I don't see many ads to begin with.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 03:57 PM (jBuUi)
Heh - found it! I love los intertubos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O50I90Dd0D0
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 31, 2016 03:58 PM (Fb9aZ)
What did you Morons do to incur this wrath???
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2016 03:58 PM (5FfDA)
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at October 31, 2016 03:58 PM (mf5HN)
She said, now they want to look at emails of one of my staffers, haha, poor huma, under the bus she goes.
Reminds me of Bill's "that woman" Monica Lewinsky moment.
Posted by: spypeach
"Just a gal from the neighborhood", like obama?
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 31, 2016 03:59 PM (326rv)
Someone started it way up there, talking about whiskey.
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2016 03:59 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 31, 2016 03:59 PM (8hICw)
"My boner pics are looking pretty damn harmless right now compared to everyone else in @TheDemocrats."
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 03:59 PM (hqqM5)
I believe Soros owns Glenn Beck. Remember of Fox years ago he told the story of a sit down with aomebosy close to Soros.
Believe he is owned and has been since he disappeared from the Tea Party movement in 2010.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 03:59 PM (DurKO)
A fifty-two year old political ad. Yeah, I am sure that will work.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 31, 2016 03:59 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2016 04:00 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2016 04:00 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at October 31, 2016 03:57 PM (+aCe4)
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HAHA!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 04:00 PM (WIfDn)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 04:00 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: SMFH
I wish that was so. I'd love to retire now.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 04:00 PM (AoLFQ)
Lewinsky did that. Under a desk. Pretty low level stuff.
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (7ZVPa)
Couldn't happen to a more loathsome couple of lefty garbagewagons. Here's hoping it's the start of a trend !
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (iynDC)
Reminds me of an old car I used to see, plastered in lefty bumper stickers. My favorite one was the Deep Thought (TM) that "Advertising Lies!" So, you're telling the world that either 1) you're an idiot who just figured that out, or 2) you think we're such idiots that we haven't figured it out and you have to tell us. Neither of those options is particularly complimentary.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (bzd8I)
Its despicable of Jeep to sully a good American brand name with that scumbag's music as their theme.
Posted by: MTF at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (/m8T6)
Well, much of advertising is merely announcing the existence of a product in hopes it will then sell. But there is a vast amount more of advertising that seems to be there just to berate and annoy.
The funny thing is, some of the best ads I've ever watched were for products I would never buy simply because I have no need for them. Yet, if you have the need for the product you will seek it out without prompting.
Like finance, advertising is one of the industries that has created the illusion of being far more necessary than it really is.
Posted by: Epobirs at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (IdCqF)
Wow. That's depressing. That means that there are probably a lot of under age girls doing porn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Oh yeah -- but they don't "do porn." Instead, they take pictures of themselves and send them to online creeps like Anthony Weiner. Something like 70% of all teenage girls have taken a nude selfie and uploaded it or sent it to someone. As a result, the vast majority of "porn" in existence these days is self-created by naive (or maybe not-so-naive) girls. It's a massive cultural shift that is endlessly analyzed by sociologists.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (jBuUi)
The low-level staffers always have to take the classified stuff home to print for Granny Luddite.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: fu52 at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (HpUpB)
Can you confirm or deny rumors that you have DNA of a Pegasus?
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 04:02 PM (DurKO)
Well, that's because Scots are too cheap to buy the good stuff.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 04:02 PM (u0lmX)
http://www.ufunk.net/photos/high-fashion-crime-scenes/
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2016 04:02 PM (5FfDA)
I have a 6-pack of Yuengling Octoberfest beer in the fridge. :-)
Frankly I'd rather they just sell beer and skip political endorsements. Sell beer, its what you do.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2016 04:02 PM (TBaYV)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 04:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at October 31, 2016 04:03 PM (7ajAz)
YOU MADE FENELON DISCUSS WHAT A GILF WAS HORDE!
THAT'S UP THERE WITH BEING MEAN TO WILLOW!
*flamethrows thread*
Posted by: alexthechick
I want it on the record. I've been making actual work at work for the last 100 comments or so.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 04:03 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 04:03 PM (dKiJG)
https://tinyurl.com/j6j6vqg
Your perfect record remains intact.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 31, 2016 04:03 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2016 04:03 PM (7ZVPa)
https://tinyurl.com/ho9ktea
Posted by: Evilpens at October 31, 2016 04:00 PM (y3aQB)
Soros and FRACTIONAL VOTING.
awesome to know that your vote is not equal to one whole vote.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 04:04 PM (DurKO)
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 03:49 PM (jBuUi)
Hmmm...
( *taps chin* )
What kind of car do you drive?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 31, 2016 04:04 PM (W/37V)
As far as Bud Light, from what I can tell by walking around our neighborhood, it's the preferred beer of the children who drive around drinking it and throwing the empties out of their cars so Mommy doesn't catch them.
Posted by: stace...SMOD/Creepy Clown 2016 at October 31, 2016 04:04 PM (ozZau)
Its despicable of Jeep to sully a good American brand name with that scumbag's music as their theme.
Posted by: MTF at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (/m8T6)
I was blown away when I heard one of these commercials
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 31, 2016 04:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at October 31, 2016 03:58 PM (mf5HN)
smishes you right back, plus shoves a glass of wine through port, it is after all, wine down Monday
Posted by: spypeach at October 31, 2016 04:05 PM (nyYhO)
( *taps chin* )
What kind of car do you drive?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
Don't own a car. Never have.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2016 04:05 PM (jBuUi)
Its despicable of Jeep to sully a good American brand name with that scumbag's music as their theme.
Posted by: MTF at October 31, 2016 04:01 PM (/m8T6)
That commercial pisses me off so much - you have this message that all sorts of Americans, from leftwing moonbats to right wing gun nuts drive Jeeps and then the whole thing is undercut by the fact that the song they use is by a Muzzie terror sympathizer who certainly does not believe that "if you want to be you, be you."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 04:05 PM (u0lmX)
"Beef, it's what's for dinner."
Glen Beck seems upset that Hillary is losing.
The beef commercials are government corruption. Money extorted from beef industry and paid to the Federal Government pets in the media. Hidden fascism in plain site. Also know as oligarchy. Once the rubes catch on the name is changed.
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 04:05 PM (xZKI4)
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Hillary is scheduled to be going to Florida, Ohio, Arizona and Nevada, I believe.
Her surrogates are doing the heavy lifting though, in Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Virginia, Colorado and elsewhere.
Posted by: MTF at October 31, 2016 04:05 PM (/m8T6)
I agree.
Losing her precious trophy, the one thing she has grasped for her whole life, would be equivalent to a death sentence for her.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2016 03:36 PM (Nox3c)
Fuck. That.
While I agree that she's smeagol and the POTUS is the ring to her, it's not enough.
This country has been through hell with this family for 3 decades, and if laws have been broken (no duh!) she needs to be held accountable in the same way the rest of the country would be.
The whole concept of the rule of law and equality before the law demands it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2016 04:06 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2016 04:06 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 04:05 PM (u0lmX)
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I'm with you. My wife laughs because I turn the channel when that damn thing is on.
Posted by: MTF at October 31, 2016 04:06 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Hillarrhoids at October 31, 2016 04:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 04:06 PM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (wgFcF)
awesome to know that your vote is not equal to one whole vote.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 04:04 PM (DurKO)
I'm trying to find some way to work in an Office Space joke about it not being stealing because it's fractions of a cent and it was the plot of Superman 3, but the wit isn't there for me right now.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (KUaJL)
They got taken over by the South American Belgians and it's a bit different now.
They haven't destroyed the corporate culture yet, but they do have it in a testicle cuff.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (iynDC)
YOU MADE FENELON DISCUSS WHAT A GILF WAS HORDE!
THAT'S UP THERE WITH BEING MEAN TO WILLOW!
*flamethrows thread*
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at October 31, 2016 03:56 PM (mf5HN)
I left for a few so had to work my way back to what GILF was...what an eduaction i get here, and for the record AtC I tried to make it a gun thread.
*removes flame retardant suit*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (76Nj2)
I follow up every one of her ads with "Shut up, Meg, nobody loves you" in Peter Griffin's voice.
Family Guy is insidious like that.
Posted by: PaperworkNinja at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (J991N)
IC 573
So Trump is storming all the blue states like a hurricane - where is Hillary at? Also in the blue states?
_________________________________________
Yep - all that talk about Texas going blue - that was all another Dimocrat/MSM Industrial Lying Complex canya brava. The Dims have one event in Arizona which is as close as they get to their false "dems expanding the map" narrative (and I think it was put on there just recently as I do not recall seeing it last week) done just to save face - everything else is a visit to battleground or a blue state including Wisconsin and Michigan (!!!).
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (8ZskC)
1) awareness; I know I'd sell more books if more people knew they existed. 99.999% of the earth has no idea I even have any books out there, and just having more eyeballs would translate into more sales.
2) reminder; hey we're still out there, don't forget us!
Trying to get people to buy your product? I guess it works but does it work well enough to pay for the advertising fees? I'm skeptical. It probably did in the past, but I wonder today. I suspect a lot of companies are working under schemes and data that's decades out of date.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (39g3+)
No wonder that chick can't get paid.
Posted by: Michael at October 31, 2016 04:08 PM (KClXw)
I have a 6-pack of Yuengling Octoberfest beer in the fridge. :-)
Frankly I'd rather they just sell beer and skip political endorsements. Sell beer, its what you do.
Posted by: Puddleglum
The Oktoberfest is good, as is their porter.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 31, 2016 04:08 PM (326rv)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2016 04:08 PM (kKHcp)
From the land of sky blue water....
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 31, 2016 04:08 PM (7N6ox)
Well, that's because Scots are too cheap to buy the good stuff.
It's pretty good for an everyday drink.
I enjoy it. I reserve a great single malt for special occasions.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 04:08 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: MTF at October 31, 2016 04:09 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 04:09 PM (TAkZ9)
I've got the song "Elvira" stuck in my head!
Umm papa mow mow my ass!
It's "The Oak Ridge Boys" all the way down.
Pretty sure I'm gonna have to kill the baritone guy and that douche with the long beard.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at October 31, 2016 04:09 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 04:10 PM (xZKI4)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at October 31, 2016 04:10 PM (8ZskC)
That's what this guy did.
At 16, he was brewing in his parents kitchen as a project that he loved.
Then he became an adult.
Worked the corporate cube farm for years.
One day, he just said Fcuk it.
Business is doing well.
He's working his ass off, doing what he loves.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 04:10 PM (J+eG2)
I follow up every one of her ads with "Shut up, Meg, nobody loves you" in Peter Griffin's voice.
Family Guy is insidious like that.
Posted by: PaperworkNinja at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (J991N)
Nobody believes that she drinks Jim Beam
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 04:10 PM (dKiJG)
*some may get the reference.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2016 04:10 PM (5FfDA)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2016 02:48 PM (r1fLd)
Hence the upsurge in home-brewing. America is coming back around to where it started: Americans making their own stuff.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 04:10 PM (3w+CX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 04:11 PM (39g3+)
IMHO the Japanese are making better "Scotch" than the Scots these days.
I was gifted a bottle of Hibiki 21 and, my God, the parade of flavors and smells from that stuff is just heavenly.
I've never had a scotch to compare with the Hibiki or come close.
And because...what the hell...
I'll contend that PVW 15 is better than PVW 23.
Too much wood in the 23. But the 15 is loaded with flavor and just the right amount of wood.
I believe as a general rule whiskey/whiskey unless handled very carefully hits it's peak in flavor between 15-16 yrs old.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2016 04:11 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2016 04:11 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: haggis at October 31, 2016 04:11 PM (IQI2h)
Last thing I need is a commercial to tell me to eat more beef.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 04:12 PM (AoLFQ)
That commercial pisses me off so much - you have this message that all
sorts of Americans, from leftwing moonbats to right wing gun nuts drive
Jeeps and then the whole thing is undercut by the fact that the song
they use is by a Muzzie terror sympathizer who certainly does not
believe that "if you want to be you, be you."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 31, 2016 04:05 PM (u0lmX)
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I'm with you. My wife laughs because I turn the channel when that damn thing is on.
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Way back when I re-wrote the lyrics to Peacetrain" and change it to "Killtrain" and added lyrics about beheading infidels. The idiot known as Cat Stevens p*sses me off to no end, particularly after losing friends on 9/11. He can go to muzzie hell. When I hear that commercial I change the channel.
Oh and to hell with "co-existing" with these fucks on other side of the aisle - they never want to co-exists with us - so they can GFT
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 31, 2016 04:12 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (iynDC)
I left in September 2001 so I missed all that fun. We got free beer every month, and we drank some but I mostly used it for cooking or gave some to friends. As the employee newletter recipes showed, pretty much anything tastes better cooked with beer.
Posted by: stace...SMOD/Creepy Clown 2016 at October 31, 2016 04:12 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Millennial Shitheads at October 31, 2016 04:12 PM (7ajAz)
I like ads that are are interesting to watch. Like the Farmer's
insurance ads that show a goofy version of real life events that they've
covered -- crazy stuff that shows up in insurance. Those are fun.
Doesn't make me want Farmer's insurance, but its at least something to
watch when the show isn't on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 04:11 PM (39g3+)
Yes; and there was that ad with MC Hammer - the kid and his dad at the dorm room. Cracked me up every time.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 04:12 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2016 04:03 PM (a0IVu)
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Hillary is probably in a straitjacket somewhere.
It's interesting to me that here in Virginia, we are seeing Trump ads during the World Series broadcasts. I thought I had seen somewhere that Trump was pulling advertising from Virginia, but it isn't so.
I'm very curious to see what Virginia does.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 04:13 PM (uHcnA)
IMHO the Japanese are making better "Scotch" than the Scots these days.
When I was in Okinawa, the price of some of the top notch Jap Scotch's was mighty pricey. I almost bought some at the Duty Free on the way home...Sigh
Maybe next time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2016 04:13 PM (dELE3)
Just wanted to repeat that effortless prose.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2016 04:13 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 04:12 PM (AoLFQ)
This.
Posted by: rickb223's Coronary Arteries at October 31, 2016 04:13 PM (8ZskC)
There has been a lot of concern over Imbev possibly deciding to divest of the Budweiser Clydesdale farm in MO.
Last year's Super Bowl ad were not going to have any Clydesdales in them. There was an online petition that demanded the horses appear and also began to sound the alarm that Imbev might be getting ready to cease the Clydesdale operation. Imbev relented and put a last minute ad up. Not near the quality of the normal Clydesdale ads.
It's what happens when a company doesn't understand not just the market, but the country it is marketing.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 31, 2016 04:13 PM (oDUj/)
Plus it would improve her wardrobe.
Posted by: bluebell
LOL!!
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2016 04:13 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 04:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2016 04:14 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 04:11 PM (39g3+)
The "MAYHEM" commercials are good, every time I see a truck loaded with stuff I always think of it and pass that car In case something flys out.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 04:14 PM (dKiJG)
Especially since they've made it so expensive with forcing perfectly good corn liquor into gasoline.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 31, 2016 04:14 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 04:14 PM (+lVUW)
Plus it would improve her wardrobe.
Posted by: bluebell
Do they have Prison " councils"? She could run for that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2016 04:14 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 31, 2016 04:15 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 31, 2016 04:15 PM (/D5Lf)
That will happen when Orrin Hatch and people like him are kicked out of Congress. I pray that the people who elected Orrin Hatch and the others like him are forced to pay me and mine back all the wealth Orrin Hatch style corruption has cost.
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 04:15 PM (xZKI4)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 04:12 PM
Before I knew what Chik-Fil-A was, i used to see the billboards with the cows holding the "Eat more chikin" signs. I figured it was the national poultry council or something.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2016 04:15 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 04:12 PM (AoLFQ)
This.
Posted by: rickb223's Coronary Arteries
I've got 5 lbs of undigested red meat in my bowels.
Posted by: Detective Rosewood
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 04:15 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2016 04:15 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The dog water ballet during a flood is a hoot.
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (oiNtH)
http://tinyurl.com/zf3gbtv
She's not slim and sometime she's a little stockier than at other times, but fat-no. Just not very funny and completely on the SJWhiners bandwagon
*
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Sorry, but that's fat. She'd be cute if she lost the chubbiness, and then kept her mouth shut.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (01ZnU)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (sWbjH)
There is a company that knows it's customer base.
Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2016 02:52 PM (tewYv)
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That one has me puzzled.
Is it really geared to a gay market? And if so, isn't that too small a market to compensate for losing a big chunk of the vastly larger hetero market?
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Ditto. Didn't that guy who wants to flip the meat host the Oscars or something and strip down to his underwear while the chic crowd ooohed and aaahed?
Posted by: RM at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Rocketeer at October 31, 2016 02:14 PM (Ajcs2)
Well, that's just hurtful.
Posted by: Seth Rogan at October 31, 2016 04:17 PM (+lVUW)
Try switching to American Made.
Posted by: dDan at October 31, 2016 04:17 PM (hwYmz)
If you want to rage, read the 'analysis' portion of this Wiki entry. It's all gender all the way down. *rage twitches*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_Who_Was_Plugged_In
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2016 04:17 PM (5FfDA)
Ivanka Trump and Megyn Kelly's Secret Brunch Meeting Draws Questions
Ivanka Trump and Fox News' host Megyn Kelly were spotted having a late breakfast at the Four Seasons in New York on Friday, Politico reported Sunday.
The report posted a photo of the meeting , which reportedly lasted two and a half hours.
newsmax
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2016 04:17 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 31, 2016 04:16 PM (KUaJL)
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Joe. You're not selling it.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 04:18 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: R. DUKE at October 31, 2016 04:18 PM (ONH2e)
As I said, all the men here think she's fat. As I'm not a man I don't have to. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2016 04:18 PM (EnGQE)
I remember Old Milwaukee's bare:
Swedish Bikini team. Winning.
Amy frigging Schumer. Losing.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 04:18 PM (3w+CX)
Especially since they've made it so expensive with forcing perfectly good corn liquor into gasoline.
Saw an ad where they were trying to push grass fed as being as good as corn fed. Yeah. No. Not even close. Been there, tried it.
Tough, stringy, unappetizing. And that was at a 4 star steak and chop house.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2016 04:18 PM (AoLFQ)
The Final Countdown microwave ad with Europe was fun. Its just such a catchy song.
But what product are they advertising?
Hint; they have like 5 concurrent multimillion dollar ad campaigns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 04:19 PM (39g3+)
Why would anyone want a light beer? Cheaper. Less fattening. Lower probability of getting embarrassingly drunk.
No one is convincingly claiming a light beer taste better.
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 04:19 PM (xZKI4)
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2016 02:44 PM (8ikIW)
When I was in college, we saved the one dollar a bottle muscatel for the tail end of the party.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 04:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: R. DUKE at October 31, 2016 04:20 PM (ONH2e)
Is this not in fact the story of Obama?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2016 04:20 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2016 04:00 PM (7ZVPa)
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Y'all felt that?
That was millions of eyes rolling at once.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 04:21 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: R. DUKE at October 31, 2016 04:21 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2016 04:11 PM (0cMkb)
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The only Macallan I've had is their 18, and it was delicious.
Of course, there's not exactly a huge difference between 16 and 18 years.
I want to try something in the 20s at some point, if only to say that I have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 04:21 PM (WIfDn)
He was in a short running but funny and clever TV show called Battle Creek, its on Netflix.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2016 04:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at October 31, 2016 04:07 PM (wgFcF)
From your lips to God's ears:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLNOa3sO6KU
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 31, 2016 04:22 PM (W/37V)
Maybe next time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2016 04:13 PM (dELE3)
C'mon, dude.
You're a dentist.
You gotta cough up for the good stuff every once in a while.
Esp. after staring into a space smaller than a tea cup all the doo-dah day.
Give it a whirl next time.
Hey, by the way, have you read my big comic novel "Wearing the Cat"?
The protagonist is a Navy dentist. though set roughly 25 years ago, I believe you'll laugh. A lot.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2016 04:22 PM (0cMkb)
No one is convincingly claiming a light beer taste better.
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 04:19 PM (xZKI4)
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Lite beer has almost as many calories as a Guinness. It's a difference of about 30 calories.
Um...I'll take the Guinness thank you very much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 04:23 PM (WIfDn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 04:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Detective Rosewood"
What a coincidence.
Me too.
Posted by: Brako Bama, Canine Cusinist at October 31, 2016 04:24 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 31, 2016 04:25 PM (W/37V)
Posted by: Tony W at October 31, 2016 04:25 PM (dh9EB)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 31, 2016 04:25 PM (W/37V)
"Hillary Clinton Enlists Star of 1964 "Daisy" Ad To Question Trump On Nukes."
A fifty-two year old political ad. Yeah, I am sure that will work.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase a Self-Denouncement Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 31, 2016 03:59 PM (hLRSq)
A 52 year old ad that (despite the legend) almost certainly had no effect on the '64 election. Didn't matter who the GOP nominated that year, the country just was not going to kick the sainted JFK's successor to the curb. No matter how much of a cocksucker he was.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2016 04:26 PM (XWkhW)
It's what happens when a company doesn't understand not just the market, but the country it is marketing.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 31, 2016 04:13 PM (oDUj/)
That's crazy. Granted I'm an old fogie, but I think the Clydesdales are the main thing that separates Bud from the other crappy beers.
There was a hitch where I worked and I got to see them most days, either doing their daily parade art just walking down the back road with one of their workers. I couldn't get enough of them ever.
It would crack me up to see four or so of them ambling down the road with a little man barely visible in there among the huge beasts, holding the halter ropes. Good thing they're so well behaved.
Posted by: stace...SMOD/Creepy Clown 2016 at October 31, 2016 04:26 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Tony W at October 31, 2016 04:25 PM (dh9EB)
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That's what she said.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 04:27 PM (WIfDn)
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 04:27 PM (xZKI4)
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I've often wondered about this. It almost seems like they're signaling that if you don't know the secret code, you aren't cool enough to buy their product. It's more important to appear edgy and hip than it is to move product. They must have the execs who sign off on this crap convinced it's the new wave.
Posted by: RM at October 31, 2016 04:28 PM (U3LtS)
I'm very curious to see what Virginia does."
You and me both, Bluebell. I can't get a feel for how things are going here. I assume the Douchebag Party in Arlington and Fairfax will go for the FAB. As far as I can tell, the rest of the Commonwealth could go either way.
Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2016 04:28 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Natrium at October 31, 2016 04:29 PM (xbTJ1)
Posted by: RM at October 31, 2016 04:28 PM (U3LtS)
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I will say that I buy Old Spice because of their commercials.
They entertain me, and I want them to continue to make them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 04:29 PM (WIfDn)
>>Less fattening. Lower probability of getting
>>embarrassingly drunk.
I think I'll just start bottling lemon club soda with five drops of vodka in it for that crowd.
Posted by: JEM at October 31, 2016 04:29 PM (sxdHp)
El Blow Job! Probably did more damage than Obama has.
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 04:30 PM (xZKI4)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2016 04:30 PM (dh9EB)
Posted by: JEM at October 31, 2016 04:29 PM (sxdHp)
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Isn't that Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2016 04:30 PM (WIfDn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 04:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2016 04:31 PM (dh9EB)
I think I saw that at Walmart. Except it wasn't carbonated.
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 04:31 PM (xZKI4)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 31, 2016 04:32 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 31, 2016 04:34 PM (mpXpK)
Why would anyone want a light beer? Cheaper. Less fattening. Lower probability of getting embarrassingly drunk.
No one is convincingly claiming a light beer taste better.
Posted by: Ok at October 31, 2016 04:19 PM (xZKI4)
Agreed. What beer I do drink these days--and it's not a lot, is full bodied.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 31, 2016 04:38 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: stace...SMOD/Creepy Clown 2016 at October 31, 2016 04:26 PM (ozZau)
Besides the 911 ad they did with the Clydesdale's all bowing to NYC with never forget on a banner, the best ad, IMO, was the one with the puppy who kept escaping to visit his friend the Clydesdale. And the one with the little baby Clydesdale trying to fit into a collar and pull the wagon, who is unknowingly helped by the older horses pushing.
Ads like that are wonderfully quiet, virtuous short stories that make you feel good about the product.
Not some fat, stupid liberal actors lecturing me on what I should think about the world in general, and oh, here's our beer we are pitching.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 31, 2016 04:41 PM (oDUj/)
I'll never buy the product again as it appears Bud Light has been fully converged.
Posted by: wte9 at October 31, 2016 05:01 PM (xYr9U)
In fact, I miss those beer ads--along with Hamm's ads.
Posted by: Schaeffer at October 31, 2016 05:21 PM (FwOrP)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at October 31, 2016 05:33 PM (uaYXs)
Don't you feel a vague sense of vertigo when you notice how much the language of advertising industry bigwigs resembles the language of Liberal political bigwigs?
"It's all about growing the brand baby!"
Posted by: jbspry at October 31, 2016 06:29 PM (Tcn31)
Posted by: Francisco A Lopez at November 01, 2016 04:34 PM (6A6AQ)
They did, however, align themselves with liberals (the fact that all the signs in their ad were blue certainly boosted that impression), and I can't see how doing that is going to improve a brand's strength in the long term.
Posted by: Joshua K. at November 01, 2016 08:50 PM (oCZ4e)
Posted by: Adolf Hitler at November 02, 2016 01:28 AM (1s3pG)
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