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Mollie Hemingway: Yes, the Media Are Uninterested in Policy, and Are Only Interested in Sex and Scandal. Look At This Year's Election Coverage, For the Love of Pete.
Mollie Hemingway was bothered by MeAgain Kelly's faux outrage at Gingrinch's (accurate) statement that she's "fascinated by sex" and not interested in policy.
Hemingway lays this charge against the entire media, and notes -- and this was something I completely forgot about -- that after the Chris Wallace debate, in which actual issues were discussed in a debate for the first time in any debate, the media immediately blew that off (and also ignored Trump's solid performance) to focus on two sex/scandal related items: 1. That Trump said "What a nasty woman" after Hillary insulted him with a shit-eating grin on her fat, alcohol-soaked face. 2. That Trump refused to accept the results of the election in all hypothetical circumstances. Chief among the offenders on this? MeAgain Kelly. After I finished watching the debate, waiting to hear actual discussion of the policy issues finally brought up in a debate, the lightweight MeAgain immediately began pounding the drum that the only two things said in the debate of any consequence or public interest was "nasty woman" and Trump's refusal to agree in advance to accept (without caveat) the results of the election. So the super policy-oriented wonk once again had the opportunity to do what she pretends to do -- talk about policy -- and once again decided to go with the #HotTake, Twitter-friendly, outrage-potential Scandal! storylines. This got me to thinking: The media -- not just the Queen Bey of Cable Newsreaders Megyn Kelly -- has covered this entire election in terms of scandal. Occasionally (grudgingly) Hillary's, and mostly Trump's. We have not talked about issues at all. And you know why that is, of course. Because the Hillary Clinton campaign has decided that the issues cut against her, and she's decided to make the election exclusively a referendum on Trump. All three of her debate performances -- with the partial exception of the Wallace debate, because Wallace permitted it less -- have been singularly focused on attack lines against Trump. And the media never objected to this. They never offered up the criticism, "Ms. Clinton did not bother to announce her agenda or defend her resume, instead focusing singlemindedly on a memorized oral-recitation oppo dump on her rival." Consider this: If the roles were reversed -- if it were a Republican Party currently holding the White House, and the Republican nominee had a poor record of her own, and a worse record of the current occupant of the White House to defend -- and that Republican candidate decided to ignore all policy issues and all talk about actual results to deliver a tabloidy oppo dump on her opponent at every appearance -- Would the media join this crusade and amplify it? Or would it start chattering incessantly about the "relentlessly negative, personal, and empty campaign" of the Republican candidate? Elections are about what the media decides what they're about -- and the Democrat party decides for the media what they'll decide it's about. In 2006, the Democrats decided the campaign was about a "Culture of Corruption," and the media dutifully parroted this theme. In 2008, the Democrats decided the campaign was about youth, hope, optimism, and "change," and the media carried this water, or this Pepsi commercial of an "agenda." In 2012, the Democrats decided the election was about the #WarOnWomen. For this one, former Clinton media-massaging operative George Stephanopolous actually agreed to launch the first strike. Now, in 2016 -- rather than talking about the five wars we're in and how badly we're faring in all of them, or the 1% "growth" economy (where 2.5-3% is needed just to keep pace with population expansion),and the rigging of the FBI itself, and Obamacare blowing up like a Samsung battery made entirely of Space-Age Kerosene, and the murderers' row at the VA, and the graft and corruption, and on and on and on -- Hillary has decided that the only issue in this campaign is Trump's Moral Failings, and wouldn't you know it, the media has agreed. Only this time, the "conservative" media has agreed as well, and isn't even bothering to talk about other issues. Isn't it funny that every campaign is fought on the precise battlefield the Democrats have adjudged to be most advantageous for them, and every campaign cycle, the media conducts an encircling action around the Republican to guarantee he can only fight on that unfavorable field.See Also: Suzanne Venker of PJ Media argues the inarguable -- that MeAgain Kelly, when it comes to any issue regarding gender, has a pervasive, obvious, and near-religious political bias.
Megyn Kelly tries hard to project a “fair and balanced” persona, and in general does a decent job. But when it comes to any issue involving gender or gender politics, she is hopelessly and deeply biased. That’s when her unprofessionalism jumps off the screen. It always reminds me of Shakespeare: "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."Hey, I keep saying that.
The dustup between Kelly and Gingrich wasn't about Gingrich’s "anger issues," as Kelly said, nor was it about media bias per se. It was about feminist bias. Feminist bias is an arm of liberal bias. It's the same idea, but it is specific to gender issues. Any feminist with clout is part of the feminist elite. This group's entire worldview--about men, sex, work, marriage, motherhood and politics--is fueled by feminist dogma, and they're convinced their beliefs aren't up for debate.Even in defending her bias, she admits to "being fascinated with the protection of women." Not people, not citizens. Not even children. Women exclusively. No wonder this lightweight is such a soft touch for Hillary's "historic" candidacy. She probably bought tickets to the first three showings of Lady Ghostbusters and actually bothered using one of them.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Locarno at October 27, 2016 05:06 PM (Q8qLu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 27, 2016 05:06 PM (6Ll1u)
Yeah, ask any HRC supporter to name how she benefited the country in her various capacities in government. I haven't gotten a coherent response from anyone.
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 05:07 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: slo-pitch whiffer at October 27, 2016 05:07 PM (c5Luo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2016 05:07 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2016 05:07 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 05:08 PM (AoLFQ)
benefited the country in her various capacities in government. I haven't
gotten a coherent response from anyone.
Posted by: kallisto
Well, she did fly in a plane a whole lot.
Um.....Vagina!!
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 05:08 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 05:08 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:09 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 05:09 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:09 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 27, 2016 05:09 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2016 05:10 PM (fA75F)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 27, 2016 05:10 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:10 PM (rFQmw)
Still though, $20 million a year? Meh.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at October 27, 2016 05:10 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 05:10 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2016 05:10 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 27, 2016 05:11 PM (1H9ox)
kerosene and the much more flammable and volatile gasoline,
Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2016 05:11 PM (8J/Te)
What's the worst that can happen? Yoko?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 27, 2016 05:11 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:11 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 27, 2016 05:11 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 27, 2016 05:11 PM (6Ll1u)
Don't blame Him it's infuriating...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 27, 2016 05:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 27, 2016 05:12 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Brick Tamland at October 27, 2016 05:12 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 05:12 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 27, 2016 05:12 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:13 PM (QGkuq)
...
Shep can't host two shows.
Posted by: ajmojo at October 27, 2016 05:13 PM (1H9ox)
optimism, and "change," and the media carried this water, or this Pepsi
commercial of an "agenda."
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Pepsi actually changed their logo so that all their advertising doubled as obama commercials.
Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2016 05:13 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 27, 2016 05:13 PM (OZmbA)
I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man
Turn me on
I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man
Do what you want
I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man
Turn me on
I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man
Do what you want
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:14 PM (QQ+il)
...
Shep can't host two shows.
Posted by: ajmojo at October 27, 2016 05:13 PM (1H9ox)
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Well played, very well played.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:15 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Jean at October 27, 2016 05:15 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 27, 2016 05:15 PM (H5rtT)
year to keep her? Who would pay her $10 million a year? MSNBC? CNN?
They should call her retarded bluff and move on to the next hot chick at
Fox who can speak in complete sentences.
Posted by: Dr Spank
For a million, I'll put on a push em up bra PLUS you can sexual harass me.
In fact, I demand it.
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 05:15 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 27, 2016 05:15 PM (CFc5L)
But first...
Posted by: Mel to the G at October 27, 2016 05:15 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2016 05:16 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 27, 2016 05:16 PM (4e+hS)
For a million, I'll put on a push em up bra PLUS you can sexual harass me.
In fact, I demand it.
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 05:15 PM (8ikIW)
...
Dad, stop it.
Posted by: Kim K at October 27, 2016 05:16 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Jean at October 27, 2016 05:16 PM (2RVmA)
And bonobo chimps eat their dead babies.
You all misconstrue my feelings on these evil creatures, but they'll rip your face off.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:16 PM (rFQmw)
"Watch Megyn Kelly go head-to-head with Trump spokeswoman, Katrina Pierson tonight!"
I hope Katrina c*nt-punches her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:16 PM (928Aa)
Then added the WP article about all the big corporate money to Clinton and said "If you think Hillary would stand for the citizens against the mega corporations that have given her all this money I must warn you not to buy any beachfront property in AZ."
Posted by: PaleRider at October 27, 2016 05:17 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at October 27, 2016 05:17 PM (qJhUV)
https://twitter.com/jeanniology/status/791668435252080641
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 27, 2016 05:17 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:18 PM (QQ+il)
Well, OK, not technically dehumanizing. Truth is a valid defense anyway in cases like this one.
Posted by: Brian "The Referee" Stelter at October 27, 2016 05:18 PM (/m8T6)
This has been out there for quite awhile. Recent revelations make it even more obvious, like the planning for the Miss Universe reveal that started back in February.
Would love to have been a fly on the wall a year ago when Mook and her other senior advisers told her "people hate you and the more they see you, the more they hate you" and "you've got no issues to run on other than Obama's failures" so say you're for the women and children and shit on Trump (and men) all you can, because that's all you got.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 05:18 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Jean at October 27, 2016 05:16 PM (2RVmA)
Meghan Kegels
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:18 PM (QGkuq)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 27, 2016 05:18 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 27, 2016 05:18 PM (jPoCB)
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 27, 2016 05:18 PM (qaWk6)
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Hillary abandoning Florida to shore up Wisconsin?!?
*note: this comment is for entertainment and trollbaiting purposes only and should not be otherwise taken seriously*
Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2016 05:18 PM (3Liv/)
"Watch Megyn Kelly go head-to-head with Trump spokeswoman, Katrina Pierson tonight!"
I like Katrina a lot, but she's a lightweight, which is why Megan will have her on.
Katrina is no Kellyanne Conway, who can tear the Kelly Pile to shreds.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:18 PM (rFQmw)
Rachael Madcow was beating her in ratings, so MeAgain started going to Rachael's barber.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:19 PM (928Aa)
In a vat of jello.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:19 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:20 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 27, 2016 05:20 PM (4e+hS)
I'm tired of being told I need protecting. I'm older than Megyn Kelly, and I've been out of the work force since I had my first child 25 years ago, and I never felt like I was discriminated against because I was a woman when I was working, WAY BACK IN THE LAST CENTURY.
And I have two grown girls who are in the workforce and don't need any protecting either.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 05:20 PM (uHcnA)
Why is Katrina even going on that show?
All Megan is gonna do is bombard her with unanswerable questions about Trump's eleven accusers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:20 PM (rFQmw)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 27, 2016 05:21 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: ajmojo at October 27, 2016 05:21 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 27, 2016 05:21 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at October 27, 2016 05:21 PM (rvzMR)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 27, 2016 05:21 PM (hMqvx)
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As I said yesterday, it was a very self-indulgent line said by a very self-indulgent person on a very self-indulgently titled show. "We here at the Kelly file have covered Bill Clinton's issues." Just say I covered them - whether true or not.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:22 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:22 PM (QGkuq)
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2016 05:22 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:22 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 27, 2016 05:22 PM (hqZPQ)
By the polls, Trump is behind. Sure, I get that. But I also know Trump voters are scared to death of the left and aren't telling people who they intend to vote for. I hope they show up in force to do just that on election day, though.
Posted by: MTF at October 27, 2016 05:23 PM (/m8T6)
Who is protecting the women and girls from all of obama's and hillary's and angela's "refugees?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:23 PM (rFQmw)
Rarely has a brand identity fallen so completely, except for maybe Schlitz beer.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 27, 2016 05:23 PM (8IkOE)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 27, 2016 05:23 PM (4e+hS)
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Could be his secret weapon.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:23 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2016 05:23 PM (giLZa)
How you don't just defend your tribe Uterus.
"Men just cause ennui;
our rating rise when we
cover the sex that is cuter -- us!"
Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2016 05:24 PM (jBuUi)
Finally starting to think Trump can pull this off.
Hope is a poison.
Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2016 05:24 PM (q177U)
1. Whatever happened to the media's concern over privacy? Wasn't Trumps conversation with Billy Bush (stood on a burning deck eating goobers by the peck) a private one. No matter it was boy talk about pussies.
2. Whatever happened to the media's lack of concern about character as long as the matter is about sex and the politician is doing his job?
3. Um . . . (a Rick Perry moment)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 27, 2016 05:24 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2016 05:24 PM (jBuUi)
She's too busy stalking me. Frankly, it's embarrassing.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:24 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 27, 2016 05:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: MTF at October 27, 2016 05:24 PM (/m8T6)
"We can do ANYTHING men can do! Fight in combat on the front lines, become Army Rangers [after 2 or 3 tries, which the men don't get to do], and we're smarter and better in every way!!"
And then the first fucking time some man treats them as an equal in an argument, they clutch their pearls and scream, "Misogynist!!"
Make up your mind, Special Snowflakes. You either play with the big boys or get off the playground.
I'm SICK of this shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:25 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 27, 2016 05:25 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:25 PM (QGkuq)
Tim Kaine Sarasota rally canceled
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Hillary abandoning Florida to shore up Wisconsin?!?
*note: this comment is for entertainment and trollbaiting purposes only and should not be otherwise taken seriously*
____________________________________________
We actually had a serious debate on this issue - Hildebeast is - herself - not campaigning after today (because when she opens her mouth she loses votes and she is in danger of literally keeling over due to her mental issues and alcoholism) and Kaine and her top surrogates are, in fact, going to Michigan and Wisconsin for the final days of the campaign - there is a nod toward Ohio and a few other states - but that is about it battleground wise. Have to say - this is not an "expand the map" strategy - its a holy sh*t we may be losing this thing ~ better shore up some "safe states"!! Stat!! Strategy.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 27, 2016 05:26 PM (Fb9aZ)
Yes, he goes off script sometimes but his Gettysburg thing about suing his accusers was a few sentences in a heavy 40 minute policy speech.
As a matter of fact, there has been little discussion here about Trump's policy positions which (win or lose in 2016) are a forward program for a new and invogorated Republican party. (Suck on it, PaulRyan)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 05:26 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Brick Tamland at October 27, 2016 05:12 PM (hqZPQ)
No.
It's about having sex with Molly Ringwald.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 05:26 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:26 PM (rFQmw)
Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2016 05:26 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:26 PM (QQ+il)
I hope Katrina c*nt-punches her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:16 PM (928Aa)
So, Fox is saying, "Watch the Big Fight On Our Network Tonight!"
And they're a serious news organization?
Why don't they have MeAgain and Katrina get into a snarling, spitting cat fight where they tear each other's clothes off?
Think of the ratings!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 27, 2016 05:26 PM (3AdgV)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:27 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 27, 2016 05:27 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 05:27 PM (a0IVu)
...........
But does she shave?
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2016 05:28 PM (HgMAr)
... so, I'm thinking of lying to the wife and telling her that the Springfield M1A is on the 2015 AWB that Hillary! will make Priority Number One when she wins - and I need to go get it now while I still can.
Just how bad would those series of lies be ?
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:28 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 27, 2016 05:28 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:28 PM (928Aa)
And her little dog, too.
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I'm still quite the fan.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (gmeXX)
Well done, Ace, in being the tip of the spear on this perspective. These journalistic hacks need to be curbed then ignored. I'd suggest merely shamed but they have none.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (1CroS)
... so, I'm thinking of lying to the wife and telling her that the
Springfield M1A is on the 2015 AWB that Hillary! will make Priority
Number One when she wins - and I need to go get it now while I still
can.
Just how bad would those series of lies be ?
Well, really, can you afford to wait and then find out it's true?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (4WhSY)
Finally starting to think Trump can pull this off.
Hope is a poison.
Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2016 05:24 PM (q177U)
I don't know what to think. I thought that Romney was a shoo-in by the looks of it. I will always remember my son calling me up at about 7:00 on the night of the election and asking me, "What happened?". We were both in such shock. My stomach still has not recovered.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (CFc5L)
So, Fox is saying, "Watch the Big Fight On Our Network Tonight!"
Yep, they're promoting the "show." Fox is a joke like Jerry Springer now.
But you need to realize that a lot of research goes into who their audience is for each show -- it's telling them that most of their viewers are dumb shits, who lean right, tune in to see drama and scandal.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (rFQmw)
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (i6shs)
Trump needed a Contract with America type outline repeated over and over. Too late now but that would have fit his personality and connected with the LIV.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (QGkuq)
Kinda' related ...
... so, I'm thinking of lying to the wife and telling her that the Springfield M1A is on the 2015 AWB that Hillary! will make Priority Number One when she wins - and I need to go get it now while I still can.
Just how bad would those series of lies be ?
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:28 PM (fiGNd)
Remember, ScogDogg. It is not a lie, if you *believe* it.
Posted by: Brian Stettler at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (Enq6K)
I don't think Ace wants to show Megan the tip of his spear anymore.
It makes me sad.
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:30 PM (fiGNd)
Like that scene with Jennifer Connelly and the double-ended dildo?
Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2016 05:30 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 27, 2016 05:28 PM (hMqvx)
No not really...What you wish, like I do, is that you are young again but know what you know now.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 05:30 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 05:30 PM (a0IVu)
- not campaigning after today (because when she opens her mouth she
loses votes and she is in danger of literally keeling over due to her
mental issues and alcoholism) and Kaine and her top surrogates are, in
fact, going to Michigan and Wisconsin for the final days of the campaign
- there is a nod toward Ohio and a few other states - but that is about
it battleground wise. Have to say - this is not an "expand the map"
strategy - its a holy sh*t we may be losing this thing ~ better shore up
some "safe states"!! Stat!! Strategy.
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Is there a list somewhere of the candidates' remaining events?
Because if she *really is* abandoning FL and PA, that's pretty ominous for her side.
Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2016 05:30 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:31 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 05:26 PM (r1fLd)
Trump needed a Contract with America type outline repeated over and over. Too late now but that would have fit his personality and connected with the LIV.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (QGkuq)
You mean, like his Gettysburg address?
Posted by: Brian Stettler at October 27, 2016 05:31 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Jean at October 27, 2016 05:16 PM (2RVmA)
Megan Buttstuffe
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at October 27, 2016 05:31 PM (3AdgV)
You have to be stupid to watch Fox News regularly.
They hate you. They're mocking you. They're exploiting you.
Same thing if you're a regular voter for Republicans.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:31 PM (rFQmw)
I've never seen so many cutsie faces, giggles, eye-batting....
PLEASE PTB at Fox, give her slot to a serious journalist. Let Cheryl Atkinson have the slot, or Catherine Herridge. They're both brave and brilliant.
Here's another suggestion: Lara Logan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:32 PM (928Aa)
...........
I'd rather see them head-to-toe.
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2016 05:32 PM (HgMAr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6TLeg6_d9M
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2016 05:32 PM (EnGQE)
@Evan_McMullin
When our leaders stand with @realDonaldTrump, they are also standing with @DrDavidDuke.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2016 05:32 PM (Z2r3C)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:32 PM (QGkuq)
Katrina is just not good under pressure and loses her composure.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:26 PM (rFQmw)
Mike Huckabee's daughter is good but she looks like Mike Huckabee.I like AJ Delgado but Trump doesn't use her much
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 27, 2016 05:32 PM (lKyWE)
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I sort of watch them just out of habit now. There really is no good choice.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:32 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 27, 2016 05:33 PM (OZmbA)
Sure ... the M1A Standard is $1350 cash from Kentucky Gun Company ... and that's alot of money. But I've got $350 coming from another gun I'm selling.
And when I think of how much safer my family would be ... for only a thousand dollars ... I kind of feel guilty for not doing it. Like I'm not doing my job as a man.
You know ?
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:33 PM (fiGNd)
instead focusing singlemindedly on a memorized oral-recitation oppo
dump on her rival."
She had to work from notes. Her head's not right. Or something like that.
Posted by: Huma Danger at October 27, 2016 05:33 PM (BcNLK)
I posted earlier today about how Michigan was coming into play for Trump.
I haven't looked at Wisconsin because of the Ryan noise -- maybe an opportunity missed.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 05:33 PM (r1fLd)
Not dewymns of color or demens of color.
or degheys....
...never mind I thought dis comment would be sumptin but its nuttin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 05:33 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:34 PM (QQ+il)
Yeah maybe, but how many times can I watch Seinfeld reruns and the same shows on the History Channel over and over again?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 05:34 PM (dELE3)
Eats chili without using Beano
She makes it from parrots
And. oh dear God, carrots!
So, her sharting ruins her white chinos.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 05:34 PM (0cMkb)
You know ?
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Think how safe your family will be with two of them. Your family is worth $2,350 aren't they?
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:34 PM (gmeXX)
105 And I've grown tired of Dana Perino. Very, very tired.
And her little dog, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:28 PM (928Aa)
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Rush basically said the same thing a couple of days ago. I too agree. She has sold her soul to the #neverTrumpers.
Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2016 05:34 PM (Fmupd)
"You mean, like his Gettysburg address?"
Exactly
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 05:35 PM (r1fLd)
Sure ... the M1A Standard is $1350 cash from Kentucky Gun Company ... and that's alot of money. But I've got $350 coming from another gun I'm selling.
And when I think of how much safer my family would be ... for only a thousand dollars ... I kind of feel guilty for not doing it. Like I'm not doing my job as a man.
You know ?
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:33 PM (fiGNd)
WORD!...*writes down word for word to read to wife tonight*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 05:35 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:35 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 05:34 PM (dELE3)
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I have not reached a limit on the Seinfeld reruns. But I'll let you know if I do.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:35 PM (gmeXX)
it. I will always remember my son calling me up at about 7:00 on the
night of the election and asking me, "What happened?". We were both in
such shock. My stomach still has not recovered.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 27, 2016 05:29 PM (CFc5L)
Unfortunately, I remember 2012 like it was yesterday. Watching the returns and posting here, and then realizing the Jugeared Fuck had won again.
I went to bed in tears, woke up in tears, and was in shock for a couple of days. I still can't look warmly upon certain in-laws and my sister.
If the Beast wins, I'll have to be kept far away from their gloating, USA-hating asses.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:36 PM (928Aa)
I think Megyn thinks she's the next Bill O'Really (well maybe she's taking his phone calls IYKWIM) and figures she can do whatever on her show. She's got power, she figures. She'll negotiate for $20 million. She's played to the conservative stance for years now, but figures with changes at Fox News she can be her true NYC progressive-lite self.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 27, 2016 05:36 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 27, 2016 05:36 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 05:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:36 PM (rFQmw)
I sure hope the reports of voters who have sat things out the last X elections showing up to vote Trump are true. I think a lot of his ideas may be awful after DC is done with them, but giving a giant STFU and get out of the way to the media liars and all the useful idiots who re-share the worst MFM lies smears would be glorious. And there will be plenty of time to worry about potential harms if we manage to dodge the threat of a totalitarian Hillary regime.
Posted by: PaleRider at October 27, 2016 05:36 PM (dkExz)
I may not always show it ... but I love them very much.
Certainly enough to lie for them - and in this case, to them - in order to keep them safe.
Sometimes good people have to do bad things for the right reasons.
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:37 PM (fiGNd)
And I've grown tired of Dana Perino. Very, very tired.
And her little dog, too.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 05:37 PM (0cMkb)
I abandoned FNN years ago when I learned the second biggest stakeholder in the parent company was a saudi prince. Plus, I was tired of talking heads talking over each other.
Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2016 05:37 PM (nNdYv)
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I'll state an unpopular opinion, but won't be the first one. Perino is pretty loyal to Bush, and after some of the things Trump has said about Bush, I don't blame her. I respect people in that position who remain loyal to the people they served.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:38 PM (gmeXX)
Certainly enough to lie for them - and in this case, to them - in order to keep them safe.
Sometimes good people have to do bad things for the right reasons.
I am in awe.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:38 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 27, 2016 05:35 PM (QQ+il)
Well hell, its actually an investment in your family's future. They have t go up in value no matter who wins he election and if Hillary wins. Kaching.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 05:38 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 27, 2016 05:38 PM (hMqvx)
first one. Perino is pretty loyal to Bush, and after some of the things
Trump has said about Bush, I don't blame her. I respect people in that
position who remain loyal to the people they served.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:38 PM (gmeXX)
So she's more loyal to the Royal Bush Family than she is to the nation.
Alrighty, then.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:39 PM (928Aa)
Sure ... the M1A Standard is $1350 cash from Kentucky Gun Company ... and that's alot of money. But I've got $350 coming from another gun I'm selling.
And when I think of how much safer my family would be ... for only a thousand dollars ... I kind of feel guilty for not doing it. Like I'm not doing my job as a man.
You know ?
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:33 PM (fiGNd)
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And don't forget about the cost of that case of 30-06 and those extra clips.
Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2016 05:39 PM (Fmupd)
Pfft. Loyalty is overrated.
Posted by: Scott McClellan at October 27, 2016 05:39 PM (8ZskC)
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there's always the choice to leave the vidiot turned off...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 05:39 PM (2fWgq)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 27, 2016 05:12 PM
Well, I think O'Reilly is north of $20mil and prolly Cavuto. So if they don't pay that she'll bring the wrath of the EEOC down on them. IOW, blackmail.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 27, 2016 05:39 PM (Dhht7)
Alrighty, then.
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I don't think that's true at all. But again, its an unpopular opinion.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:40 PM (gmeXX)
Not sure how Lakewood Ranch near Sarasota leans politically but friend who voted there earlier today said brisk business at polling station and vast majority for Trump given the discussions he overheard.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 27, 2016 05:40 PM (75WaT)
Remember, ScogDogg. It is not a lie, if you *believe* it.
Sure ... the M1A Standard is $1350 cash from Kentucky Gun Company ... and that's alot of money. But I've got $350 coming from another gun I'm selling.
And when I think of how much safer my family would be ... for only a thousand dollars ... I kind of feel guilty for not doing it. Like I'm not doing my job as a man.
You know ?
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:33 PM (fiGNd)
I do. Relate on a shoe sale level. Right now, M1As are on a massive sale, compared to prices 6 months from now, hypothetically. It's not how much money you spent, it is how much you saved.
It would be fiscally irresponsible of you to not save all that money, while investing in an appreciating asset and your family's physical and financial security.
That about do it?
NB. I sold a Colt 6920 months after the 2008 election for a tidy profit, when you couldn't look at one for less than about $1,600.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 27, 2016 05:40 PM (GX63o)
LEAVE MY OBAMACARE ALONE!
I cannot begin to tell you how difficult it was to walk past that car and not "accidentally" fall onto its side with my car keys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:41 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: csmats at October 27, 2016 05:41 PM (TMqXK)
Lochlan and James have their heads up their ass. They'll kill the money machine Ailes built and then only have an MSNBC to show for it. But they'll get invited to the right parties.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 05:42 PM (r1fLd)
LEAVE MY OBAMACARE ALONE!
I cannot begin to tell you how difficult it was to walk past that car and not "accidentally" fall onto its side with my car keys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:41 PM (928Aa)
Ah don't worry, that person and his/her pakistani DR who can't speak English will get along great
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 05:42 PM (dELE3)
Soona ... it's funny you say that.
Because when you factor in that the M1A uses a MagPul magazine - $25 - and something like the Ruger Gunsite Scout uses a proprietary mag - $50 - and I need five of them - that's another $125 bucks.
Not to mention that I already stock 7.62x51.
So it's really not that much more money - for alot of peace of mind.
That I've done the most I can to protect the ones I love the most.
Ya' know ?
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:42 PM (fiGNd)
LEAVE MY OBAMACARE ALONE!
I
cannot begin to tell you how difficult it was to walk past that car and
not "accidentally" fall onto its side with my car keys.
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think of how pissed off that person will be when their Obamacare dies all on its own...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 05:42 PM (2fWgq)
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Hey, I wish they were leaving my Obamacare alone. Unfortunately, it keeps going up every year. I would love to have my Obamacare from last year back as an option.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:42 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2016 05:42 PM (r1fLd)
Yup
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 05:43 PM (dELE3)
LEAVE MY OBAMACARE ALONE!
I cannot begin to tell you how difficult it was to walk past that car and not "accidentally" fall onto its side with my car keys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:41 PM (928Aa)
oooh...30 or 40 times.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 05:43 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 05:43 PM (Sfs6o)
LEAVE MY OBAMACARE ALONE!
Should have left a note on the windshield that said its not yours I paid for it
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 27, 2016 05:43 PM (lKyWE)
many thanks again to the Moron/ette who mentioned them on the gun thread a few weeks back.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 05:43 PM (2fWgq)
12 million cross over democrat voters infiltrated the Republican primary to bring you Donald J Trump, Hillary's first choice opponent, per the bible of wikileaks. The media, we all know they are on the Democrats side, gave Trump $4,000,000,000 in free air time to sell him as legitimate. Trump, the man who is best friends with Bill Clinton, has not been able to land a successful blow on Hillary Clinton (by design?). Trump, who would be 10 points down rather than 6 if it were not for the Russians seeing him as the bringer of destruction to America that he most certainly will be.
Last I checked, when Democrats pick someone in the primaries, I do not vote for them.
Last I checked, when Russia advertises what they want you to do, it is not in your best interest.
It is just amazing how many losers the Republican party contains. Ace and company fitting well in that group.
Posted by: astonerii at October 27, 2016 05:44 PM (o/DjS)
39 Why would Fox News pay MeAgain north of $20 million a
year to keep her? Who would pay her $10 million a year? MSNBC? CNN?
They should call her retarded bluff and move on to the next hot chick at
Fox who can speak in complete sentences.
Posted by: Dr Spank
For a million, I'll put on a push em up bra PLUS you can sexual harass me.
In fact, I demand it.
Posted by: Bruce
If it has to be a good looking woman Trish Regan or Martha McCallum would be much much better. Much.
Plus both are far better interviewers (smarter and better looking) and don't come across as having an axe to grind.
Kelly's giggling at her own stupid jokes is intolerable.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 27, 2016 05:44 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Jean at October 27, 2016 05:44 PM (2RVmA)
Who panicked at the thought of raine
Instead of going to Florida
He thought better, said "ought of a'
Try to pick up that electoral vote in Maine."
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 27, 2016 05:45 PM (hqZPQ)
There are bumperstickers like that that make me really dizzy, like I might fall and accidentally tear the valve stem of a tire off trying to catch myself.
Posted by: PaleRider at October 27, 2016 05:45 PM (dkExz)
LEAVE MY OBAMACARE ALONE!
I cannot begin to tell you how difficult it was to walk past that car and not "accidentally" fall onto its side with my car keys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:41 PM (928Aa)
No need. Just place a Trump sticker over it, and let some leftist do it for you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2016 05:45 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 27, 2016 05:45 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:37 PM (fiGNd)
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ScogDogg (I thought it was ScoggDog?), only you know your relationship with your wife and what all this would entail.
I will tell you, however, that if my husband came to me and said I want to buy this gun to help keep my family safe, I would say you go right ahead.
In fact, he bought two more this week.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (Pby3z)
132 Remember, ScogDogg. It is not a lie, if you *believe* it.
Sure ... the M1A Standard is $1350 cash from Kentucky Gun Company ... and that's alot of money. But I've got $350 coming from another gun I'm selling.
And when I think of how much safer my family would be ... for only a thousand dollars ... I kind of feel guilty for not doing it. Like I'm not doing my job as a man.
You know ?
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:33 PM (fiGNd)
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And don't forget about the cost of that case of 30-06 and those extra clips.
Posted by: Soona at October 27, 2016 05:39 PM (Fmupd)
Man card. Cough it up.
You get it back once you figure it out.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (gmeXX)
FIFY!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (2fWgq)
Now she is demanding 20 million dollars a year!?!?
LMFAO. especially at any chumps who pays this hack that much.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (c04Om)
I'd actually watch again!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (CFc5L)
Listen to Megyn question.
"Yes, Megyn, that is just the way many partisan critics of Donald Trump would phrase it, but that's because they don't want to talk about the issues that matter most to women, such as the economy, the disaster of Obamacare, and Hillary Clinton's open-borders policy."
Listen to Megyn question.
"Yes, Megyn, you've done a good job of stating the charges just as the Democrat Party would. I am aware that, after the media sprang Hillary Clinton's opposition research on Donald Trump, a number of women were suddenly brought forward with accusations of decades-old behavior against Mr. Trump. But I'm also aware of two other things: first, Donald Trump denies these charges, and second, what Americans really need to focus on is that only Donald Trump is the change candidate, while Hillary Clinton represents more of the same -- more of the same corruption in government, more lying about serious crimes, and more of the same disastrous policies on the border and Obamacare."
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at October 27, 2016 05:47 PM (lpHNf)
Oh wow, they did cancel the Kaine rally in FL. I thought that was just trolling the trolls when the NHC showed a .1 % chance of a cyclone forming well away from FL.
Kaine rally canceled by climate change!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2016 05:47 PM (IqV8l)
Yes it was good for you and me but Oct 22 was too late and it was just as complicated and wonkish for the LIV as Romneys multi point plan. The Contract with America was eight sentences. That said, Trump is in position to win so my opinion of how I think it could be better is just that, an opinion.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:48 PM (QGkuq)
You all misconstrue my feelings on these evil creatures, but they'll rip your face off.
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Yes, but do they do...THE ORAL SEX?
Posted by: The chicks at Castle Anthrax at October 27, 2016 05:48 PM (BcNLK)
Kinda' related ...
... so, I'm thinking of lying to the wife and telling her that the Springfield M1A is on the 2015 AWB that Hillary! will make Priority Number One when she wins - and I need to go get it now while I still can.
Just how bad would those series of lies be ?
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:28 PM (
Look at it this way. Hillary DOES want to ban semi-automatic rifles like the M1. Technically it isn't in the AWB list yet. But if Hillary wins, it will be.
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2016 05:48 PM (Rtl0g)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 27, 2016 05:49 PM (y3aQB)
Arby's is not bringing their new Bambi Burger, venison steak sandwich to a location near me.
Booooooooo!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I feel disrespected and unsafe.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 05:49 PM (0cMkb)
I wonder if Megan ever got HORNY being around someone super rich and powerful, and seduced that guy...
What we know about the TV biz is that it's sleazy as hell. And she did come out of nowhere...
Let'e pretend she is somehow a pure little girl that never used her looks to get anything.
LOL
That's what Don was talking about, maybe she's clueless as to how attacking him makes her look.
But yes, I'm sure she's a super nice person who never used cleavage to get things, feminists never do that stuff.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 27, 2016 05:49 PM (JiX/m)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 27, 2016 05:49 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: the Butcher at October 27, 2016 05:49 PM (AGJqR)
Kaine rally canceled by climate change!!
The climate hasn't changed.... People still don't want to go to His "rally's"
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 27, 2016 05:49 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (CFc5L)
I imagine so; people like to be wooed, especially those in the swing states. Just a guess. No one comes out to CA unless they are wanting money.
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 05:49 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 05:49 PM (qCMvj)
Hope it's not him using the term clips is the reason.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:50 PM (QGkuq)
http://tinyurl.com/zfob23z
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 05:50 PM (g6yUI)
*surrenders card*
I apologize for not immediately correcting that the M1A shoots both 7.62x51 and .308 ... not .30-06.
Request the return of said Man Card.
Posted by: ScogDogg at October 27, 2016 05:50 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 27, 2016 05:51 PM (4e+hS)
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What I really hated about that interview was how Kelly kept pushing the polls. Newt answered the question - Cook isn't infallible, let's move on. But Kelly had to keep bringing up the polls - just to get to the sex stuff.
She really does suck.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:51 PM (gmeXX)
yes, this was so embarrassing, I could only imagine who on earth was on the other side of this, watching, and not shaking their heads with disgust
Does Fox have people with just empty lives watching them? Do they really eat this up?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 05:51 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: GBruno at October 27, 2016 05:51 PM (2Jfab)
Posted by: The chicks at Castle Anthrax at October 27, 2016 05:51 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: hillary "Felon" Clinton at October 27, 2016 05:51 PM (75WaT)
And in the last few seconds of the show,
"And finally, Bill is still an alleged rapist, and Hillary enabled his sexual assaults."
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2016 05:52 PM (Rtl0g)
MeAgain: Trump is a Sexual Predator
Newt: You refuse and cannot eeven talk policy (USA having 1billion people)
MeAgain: Trump is a Sexual Predator who has sexually assaulted all these women.
Newt: All you think and talk about is sex. Say Bill Clinton is a Sexual Predator
MeAgain: No because he is not running. You have anger issues.
20 million dollars a year. LMFAO.
MeAgain:
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 27, 2016 05:52 PM (c04Om)
He ended by saying she belongs on The View, not FNC.
Joe Flint wrote back and said, "Thanks for reading and taking the time to write. Many readers feel the same way."
Go dad!
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 05:52 PM (uHcnA)
If I were President Soothsayer, I'd decree that if you owned a car, you didn't need obamacare. Therefore no one would have a Leave My obamacare Alone sticker on their car.
There'd also be no obamacare if I were president.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:52 PM (rFQmw)
Seriously I have a Loaded model made on the 90's and it's a great gun. I got mine from a dealer and it must've been someone's match gun - it has a really nice bedding job and has had some other work done to it. Shoots like a dream.
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 05:53 PM (Sfs6o)
I heard Hillary bombasting on the U of Illinois quad in 1992 and never voted Democrat since.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 27, 2016 05:53 PM (hqZPQ)
Like today going up the plane steps....It was slippery I guess.... You could hear Her say to the van driver"Can't you get any closer?" It was maybe 3 steps to the stairs...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 27, 2016 05:53 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 05:53 PM (a0IVu)
WOMEN CAN NEVER BE NASTY. THEY ARE ALL SUPER NICE ALL THE TIME AND NOT NASTY, ESPECIALLY HILLARY CLINTON.
HILLARY CLINTON: NOT NASTY
YOU HAVE TOXIC MASCULINITY IF YOU THINK SHE IS NASTY.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at October 27, 2016 05:53 PM (JiX/m)
Whose *beliefs* are up for debate, other than maybe Pope Francis' "belief" in Christianity? Beliefs are pretty much a matter of fiat. It is possible that some people will come to change a belief over time and careful consideration, but other than that, they're more or less immutable.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 27, 2016 05:53 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 05:51 PM (qCMvj)
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I'm trying to get the oldsters in my life to understand that Fox News isn't to be trusted, and point them towards One America (since most of them don't do the internet).
Posted by: The chicks at Castle Anthrax at October 27, 2016 05:54 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2016 05:54 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 05:49 PM (a0IVu)
They don't do they? California is never a contender. I knew this but it is still depressing as hell to ponder over.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 27, 2016 05:54 PM (CFc5L)
Also acknowledges that the M1A uses a "magazine" ... while an SKS or other such rifle uses a "clip".
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 05:54 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 27, 2016 05:46 PM (GX63o)
Hope it's not him using the term clips is the reason.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:50 PM (QGkuq)
You, too. Let's have it.
30-06 is not 7.62x51.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 27, 2016 05:55 PM (GX63o)
Arby's is not bringing their new Bambi Burger, venison steak sandwich to a location near me.
Booooooooo!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I feel disrespected and unsafe.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 05:49 PM (0cMkb)
It would be roadkill anyways. It's Corporate Arbys for crying out loud.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 27, 2016 05:55 PM (c04Om)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 27, 2016 05:55 PM (BcNLK)
20 million dollars a year. LMFAO.
MeAgain:
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 27, 2016 05:52 PM (c04Om)
Anger issues was so weak.
"bad man raised his voice at a girl so anger issues." Shes a puss.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 05:55 PM (g6yUI)
210 You get it back once you figure it out.
Also acknowledges that the M1A uses a "magazine" ... while an SKS or other such rifle uses a "clip".
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 05:54 PM (fiGNd)
M1A can be clip charged, IIRC.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 27, 2016 05:55 PM (GX63o)
Doesn't it have a charger guide? Or is that only the M14?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 05:55 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 05:56 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at October 27, 2016 05:56 PM (GX63o)
Whose *beliefs* are up for debate, other than maybe Pope Francis' "belief" in Christianity? Beliefs are pretty much a matter of fiat. It is possible that some people will come to change a belief over time and careful consideration, but other than that, they're more or less immutable.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 27, 2016 05:53 PM (rznWS)
He means that what they believe is sacrosanct and you are not allowed to challenge or question them. You know like climate change.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2016 05:56 PM (EHy75)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 05:56 PM (uHcnA)
Everybody I've ever talked to that owns one says they are hell on wheels. Glad to hear your opinion on it.
I'm thinking something to fill the gap between my Mini-14 and that Rem 700 SPS you and I talked about. I think this is it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 05:56 PM (fiGNd)
This election won't be complete until the R nominee is accused of giving someone cancer.
I don't know how the Media and Democrats will do it, but they'll do it.
Somehow, in the next few days, we'll be told that Donald Trump gave someone, probably a girl or woman, cancer. Or we'll be told Trump is going to kill tens of thousands of girls/woman in his first 100 days in office by taking away their health care.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 05:57 PM (rFQmw)
She is unarguably nasty, but I am not sure it is fair to women to call her a woman.
Posted by: db at October 27, 2016 05:57 PM (pqygA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 05:57 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 05:58 PM (2fWgq)
Why they called the civilian m-14 an m-1A is beyond me when we already have an M1 that is totally different.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 05:58 PM (QGkuq)
She really does suck.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:51 PM (gmeXX)
pathological
She is demented to the point where she has to find any way to talk about what she wants to talk about - all for revenge, because Trump really lowered her to "Trash" level, and she can't handle it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 05:58 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 05:58 PM (GwIKd)
"bad man raised his voice at a girl so anger issues." Shes a puss.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 05:55 PM (g6yUI)
See my rant at #89.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 05:59 PM (928Aa)
many thanks again to the Moron/ette who mentioned them on the gun thread a few weeks back.
CG 63? Did you get it from Sarco?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 05:59 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 05:59 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 27, 2016 05:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 05:58 PM (GwIKd)
And the homeless.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at October 27, 2016 05:59 PM (GUBah)
Doesn't it have a charger guide? Or is that only the M14?
I'll be damn. It does. Never even noticed.
That's good to know. That's handy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 05:59 PM (fiGNd)
I hope Fox cuts her loose, and starts a bidding war among the MSM. They end up paying her Big-Bucks, then the rating are ... meh! Sorry no refunds.
Posted by: Paladin at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (YNPwP)
Everybody I've ever talked to that owns one says they are hell on wheels. Glad to hear your opinion on it.
I'm thinking something to fill the gap between my Mini-14 and that Rem 700 SPS you and I talked about. I think this is it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 05:56 PM (fiGNd)
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I shit you not, bud - when it comes time to start shootin' around the neighborhood, that's the gun I'm picking up.
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (Sfs6o)
When was the last time anyone has seen a report on FNC or other news outlets, discussing the actual merrits of a law, instead of what a passing of said law would mean for the electoral chances of either party?
If we had a more substantive media, instead of puffed-up tabloidy gossipers, maybe a more substantive candidate could have won the nomination as well.
Posted by: Begonia at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (qO2Lu)
Luckily Trump doesn't really have a "next door" where MeAgain can move into and peek over the fence like a perv and film what Melania is doing in their own backyard.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (qCMvj)
If you really wanted to screw her, you'd put her on The Real, which makes The View look like a MENSA meeting.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (qJhUV)
unless, of course, you live someplace like #Failifornia, where they are illegal, because every gang banger in the state was going out and buying a $1500 rifle to do drivebys with.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (2fWgq)
In my experience, it usually signals dissatisfaction in the marriage. Didn't she have a couple of kids with her husband? Time to move on; she's a big star now ya know.
Posted by: fly gal at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (8TdcF)
Well aware of that. I mistakenly just saw M1 reading the post which of course is 30 06 .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (QGkuq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (2fWgq)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (Enq6K)
Not many conservative PAC's helping out Trump, are there??
Karl Rove is a piece of shit. so I don't expect anything from his crooked PAC. But et tu, all you other "conservative" PACs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (rFQmw)
She really does suck.
Posted by: SH at October 27, 2016 05:51 PM (gmeXX)
pathological
She is demented to the point where she has to find any way to talk about what she wants to talk about - all for revenge, because Trump really lowered her to "Trash" level, and she can't handle it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 05:58 PM (qCMvj)
I take issue with saying trump lowered her. She is the one that began it all. The very first debate. The very first question she asked him. She swan dived into "trash" and hasn't gotten out.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (EHy75)
20 million dollars a year. LMFAO.
MeAgain:
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 27, 2016 05:52 PM (c04Om)
Anger issues was so weak.
"bad man raised his voice at a girl so anger issues." Shes a puss.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 05:55 PM (g6yUI)
He didn't raise his voice... watch the video...
He just argued with her, like she was arguing with him.
Because he didn't bow to her Vag... he has anger issues...
Sounds a lot like a Family Court...
Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of deplorable Men at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 05:55 PM (0F67M)
I think you are correct. Stripper guide.
[Oooh...I like the sound of that...]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 05:59 PM (a0IVu)
when did he say that?
I haven't had the TV on today.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 05:58 PM (GwIKd)
And the homeless.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at October 27, 2016 05:59 PM (GUBah)
And the National debt.
And the true unemployment numbers.
And the casualties of the war(s).
Posted by: washrivergal at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (0F67M)
Shake that moneymaker, baby! Yeah!
Posted by: Fritz at October 27, 2016 06:02 PM (+q5T4)
There's a Firing Line episode before Reagan's 1980 election where Buckley interviews Reagan as if he's already the President, and they spitball about the issues. There's more solid issue-oriented content in that one hour that in this entire election cycle.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 27, 2016 06:02 PM (kumBu)
One in .338 Federal would be awesome.
Scoggdog, AFAIAC, you can have your card back when you file your first M1A range report.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2016 06:02 PM (hN5g8)
Posted by: bergerbilder at October 27, 2016 06:02 PM (27WlQ)
She is unarguably nasty, but I am not sure it is fair to women to call her a woman.
Posted by: db at October 27, 2016 05:57 PM (pqygA)
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On behalf of all the women here, 😘
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:02 PM (uHcnA)
Well ... gave the pitch to the wife.
I'm gettin' an M1A.
And she's going car shoppin'.
Man's World my ass.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:02 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (EHy75)
oh yes, I didn't exactly word that correctly
he just shined a bright light on her, and let her trash herself
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:03 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 06:03 PM (Sfs6o)
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yup... ordered it that day, which was a good thing, because they sold out shortly there after.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 06:03 PM (2fWgq)
In my experience, it usually signals dissatisfaction in the marriage.
I concur. Any time a woman bobs her hair, it usually means she just broke up with her boyfriend.
I can only imagine Megan Kelly's husband is a big wimp. She'll divorce him, no doubt. Then find another wimp.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 06:03 PM (rFQmw)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (EHy75)
In fact, it can be argued that SHE, single handedly, sent this election straight to the gutter.
SHE was the one who really started it.... gave it momentum...
Like a landslide that starts with a single rock... she pushed the dang rock.
Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of deplorable Men at October 27, 2016 06:03 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 05:58 PM (GwIKd)
Unless they are falling.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (EHy75)
You are such a tease.
I had to submit to a rectal exam just for the opportunity to purchase a pistol, thanks to the great state Of New Jersey and their psychotic gun laws.
Background check.
Mental health records check.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (0mRoj)
That's the real reason they haven't made the news. Because there is naught to report.
Dubya was unlucky, but also he allowed a lot of financial shenanigans that hurt us directly. (Obama's shenanigans have tended to be all about putting the problems off, into future generations )
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (+1TiL)
Climate Change
Global Climate Disruption
Climate Weirding
... and now ...
Atmospheric Radicalization
... of course, if it is caused by Republicans, it would be Extreme Atmospheric Radicalization
Posted by: undocumented Climate Change at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (e8kgV)
I haven't had the TV on today.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (qCMvj)
It wasn't today, he said it Tuesday (I think) on Fox Friends.
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (GwIKd)
I had to submit to a
rectal exam just for the opportunity to purchase a pistol, thanks to the
great state Of New Jersey and their psychotic gun laws.
Background check.
Mental health records check.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)
This is Missouri....ya don't need nuffin.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 27, 2016 06:05 PM (Enq6K)
If you buy 3 at that price you would save enough money to buy your wife a nice day at the spa.
In fact, if you buy one at that price, you might consider buying your wife a day at the spa.
Seeing as how you love her enough to spend this money saving her life, you might as well love her enough to live through telling her how much you love her.
Posted by: Mother Superior Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) at October 27, 2016 06:05 PM (vivhj)
Gas was near $4 in 2010, 2011.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 06:05 PM (rFQmw)
Man's World my ass.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:02 PM (fiGNd)
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She needs to be able to get to the store to get the fixings for your sandwiches.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:05 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)
you passed?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:05 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2016 06:06 PM (fWLrt)
In my experience, it usually signals dissatisfaction in the marriage. Didn't she have a couple of kids with her husband? Time to move on; she's a big star now ya know.
Posted by: fly gal at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (8TdcF)
She's probably already banging someone behind his back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 27, 2016 06:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (a0IVu)
I hope that was an understatement then.
I want this whole damn thing to come crumbling down.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:06 PM (qCMvj)
Mental health records check.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)
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Wait -- and they gave you one??
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:06 PM (uHcnA)
I'd say 'I only snack at home.' but you know this crowd, they'd make something tawdry out of that.
Now to 89 to read Janes rant.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 06:07 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)
you passed?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:05 PM (qCMvj)
Only because there was a fire at his shrink's office. cough cough
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 06:07 PM (dELE3)
Gas was over $3, and unemployment was over 10%.
obama was easily beatable in 2012.
Mitt Romney threw the election.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 06:07 PM (rFQmw)
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 06:07 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:07 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2016 06:07 PM (EHy75)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)
you passed?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:05 PM (qCMvj)
Only because there was a fire at his shrink's office. cough cough
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 06:07 PM (dELE3)
Probably offered up some home cooked goodies.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (qCMvj)
The Nuffin clan cause all sorts of chaos up in Chiraq. The perps for the drive-bys and gang killings are always Dinsee Nuffin or Dindoo Nuffin.
Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)
you passed?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:05 PM (qCMvj)
You would think no right ? but he suprised us.
Posted by: State of NJ at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (QGkuq)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (qCMvj)
Gas was near $4 in 2010, 2011.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 06:05 PM (rFQmw)
How quickly we get used to things. It is now, and for a long time, well over 2.00. But, but , but it was close to 4.00. So now we feel grateful. (Except for N.J.)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:05 PM (qCMvj)
Maybe....maybe not!
I should have gone to Newark and bought a pistol on the street. They are cheaper and easier than buying books.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (fiGNd)
when did he say that? I haven't had the TV on today.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:01 PM (qCMvj)
Yesterday
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (lKyWE)
Nobody from either party or the media gives two shots about the warfare they are engaging in is and will do to him.
So next time some righteous douche brings up the children throw that in their faces along with the 50 billion dollar a year family law industry that's built on the backs of children and harming them by breaking up families. (To the people that believe foreign illegals should and anchor babies should stay because families would be broken up).
Hypocrites!
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (c04Om)
In my experience, it usually signals dissatisfaction in the marriage. Didn't she have a couple of kids with her husband? Time to move on; she's a big star now ya know.
Posted by: fly gal at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (8TdcF)
She's probably already banging someone behind his back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 27, 2016 06:06 PM (0mRoj)
Thank God my wife's hair is getting longer!
Posted by: Iblis at October 27, 2016 06:09 PM (9221z)
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:09 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2016 06:09 PM (giLZa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 06:09 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: bergerbilder at October 27, 2016 06:09 PM (27WlQ)
Looks like Ace forgot to close a bold tag.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (21hN3)
Ace makes me chuckle.
Hard hitting analysis and then... BARREL
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (+1TiL)
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (GwIKd)
I should have gone to Newark and bought a pistol on the street. They are cheaper and easier than buying books.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (Zu3d9)
Yeah? Like you would "blend" on the streets of Newark?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (928Aa)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (+1TiL)
In my experience, it usually signals dissatisfaction in the marriage. Didn't she have a couple of kids with her husband? Time to move on; she's a big star now ya know.
Posted by: fly gal at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (8TdcF)
She's probably already banging someone behind his back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 27, 2016 06:06 PM (0mRoj)
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she is such a hypocrite, i have no doubt she grabs more crotches that DJT is accused of
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (/CIN4)
I bitch alot. It's what I do.
But she don't ask for anything. She wants a different car ... go get a different car.
She's too low-maintenance as it is. Can't buy her anything. Never wants nothin'.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:11 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2016 06:09 PM (giLZa)
what? the Rudy thing?
Now you know how much I listen to the news every day! haha
Music, or outside, or reading, or working, or doing other stuff.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:11 PM (qCMvj)
I should have gone to Newark and bought a pistol on the street. They are cheaper and easier than buying books.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (Zu3d9)
Yeah? Like you would "blend" on the streets of Newark?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (dELE3)
The Hasidic street gangs would hook him up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 27, 2016 06:11 PM (0mRoj)
Buzzion is still not staying dead again
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (GwIKd)
He is of the undead. He should get a spot on TWD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 06:11 PM (928Aa)
Media surrogates for Hillary will focus on anything BUT issues.
It took a well coordinated swift boat effort, to dominate so many hours with pussygate (should be starfucker gate), narco queen (prepped since spring), and some women that were probably coached for months.
Wikileaks got buried in the networks, but the drip drip is penetrating social media. (despite the leftie friends saying "let's stop talking politics and stay friends" after they post another HuffPo or PBS smear on Trump, and his ignorant goat loving followers.
Megyn is running her own campaign for the network woman that took down Trump. Put Judge Pirro in her spot, maybe rotate in a couple others.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2016 06:12 PM (AHlb3)
In my experience, it usually signals dissatisfaction in the marriage. Didn't she have a couple of kids with her husband? Time to move on; she's a big star now ya know.
Posted by: fly gal at October 27, 2016 06:00 PM (8TdcF)
She's probably already banging someone behind his back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 27, 2016 06:06 PM (0mRoj)
Based on how short she cut her hair they probably need a strap on.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2016 06:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Hey, Tami. How's things with your SIL?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (928Aa)
Believe it or not, she's still in rehab....much to everyone's amazement. Sounds really good when she calls too. Fingers crossed!
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 27, 2016 06:12 PM (Enq6K)
I'm going black synthetic.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:08 PM (fiGNd)
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Black is always nice for those special occasions! Congrats again,
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 06:12 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (/CIN4)
need one of O'Keefe's team following her around with a hidden camera
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:12 PM (qCMvj)
gossipers, maybe a more substantive candidate could have won the
nomination as well.
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so the media are just like trolls?
good to know.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 06:12 PM (2fWgq)
Ace is having sex with Molly Ringworm?
That can't be possibly good for an ewok, can it?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 27, 2016 06:12 PM (Nox3c)
Because he is ROM Emmanuel.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2016 06:13 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 06:14 PM (GwIKd)
Anyone who would change their vote or refuse to vote for trump over the pussy comment needs to understand what they are voting for- WIDE OPEN BORDERS, THE TPP, AMNESTY, AND STRICT GUN CONTROL. These are the consequences for your myopia and stupidity. There will be no one to help you.
What have the last eight years taught you about the GOP?
They don't fight, they don't understand, they don't know how to fight, and with some issues they do not want to fight.
This explains the backstabbing GOPe and the never trumpers and their faux candidates.
This is what Trump needs to pound home. It is him and the voters against the world. They need to understand that there will be nothing to stop "the human stain" if she gets in. Not even a sternly worded GOP letter.
Posted by: Flowerbelle at October 27, 2016 06:14 PM (KZdWP)
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Yes ma'am! Thanks. Checkup next week, but so far the results are about what was expected.
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 06:14 PM (Sfs6o)
Ah, the famous "Newark Loophole"...
Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2016 06:15 PM (qJhUV)
I bitch alot. It's what I do.
But she don't ask for anything. She wants a different car ... go get a different car.
She's too low-maintenance as it is. Can't buy her anything. Never wants nothin'.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:11 PM (fiGNd)
Well hell you're a husband. Ball and chain and all. its what we do. Asked my priest. 'this thing about not pointing out others peoples faults...God couldn't mean wives?"
I mean cause then whats my purpose in life?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 06:15 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 06:10 PM (/CIN4)
need one of O'Keefe's team following her around with a hidden camera
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and I'm guessing those crotches are not gender specific...
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 06:15 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2016 06:16 PM (giLZa)
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Yes ma'am! Thanks. Checkup next week, but so far the results are about what was expected.
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 06:14 PM (Sfs6o)
Bluebell should we just leave you an update in the health thread? Best to you Weasel.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 06:17 PM (g6yUI)
In the news
Rudy Giuliani hints the Republican nominee has an October surprise
Daily Mail - 2 days ago
'We've got a couple of surprises left': Rudy Giuliani echoes Donald Trump ... All said, the more than $675,000 the two entities donated accounted for a ... And then you come out with -- with three weeks left in an election, three ...
Giuliani: Trump Has 'Couple of Surprises Left'
Newsmax - 2 days ago
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:17 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:11 PM (fiGNd)
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Well, for what it's worth, speaking as a wife, it sounds like you did the right thing by talking about it with her first. Maybe because that's because I think I'm low-maintenance too
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:17 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 27, 2016 06:17 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2016 06:18 PM (HgMAr)
My husband would be so jealous of you. He calls me high maintenance. I'm really not.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 27, 2016 06:18 PM (Q5Ymk)
Unless it's deciding what to make for dinner or buying a new couch.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 27, 2016 06:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 06:17 PM (g6yUI)
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Cannibal Bob, you leave it anywhere you see me. I'm around usually on the art threads, occasionally before that, and sometimes after that.
Always in the cooking thread, which I know must appeal to you in spite of the lack of cannibal recipes. I'm sure you can improvise.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:19 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 27, 2016 06:12 PM (Enq6K)
That's great! My "life coach" SIL sent her poor husband, "The Wallet" off to a psychiatric hospital for depression again this summer. Meanwhile, she's been traveling and lovin' life on his dime.
And the family wonders why he's been severely depressed since he married her. As one of my guy friends in ATL who knows and hates her said, "Why the hell didn't he buy a Russian bride? It couldn't possibly have been any worse, and he wouldn't have had to put a bag over her head to f*ck her."
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 06:19 PM (928Aa)
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yup... ordered it that day, which was a good thing, because they sold out shortly there after.
Nice. My minister has the regular carbine and it's a laser. I'm sure the Carl is even better.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2016 06:19 PM (0F67M)
Unless it's deciding what to make for dinner or buying a new couch.
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fuck that, she should only decide whether to spit or swallow
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 06:19 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:11 PM (fiGNd)
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Get her some guns and ammo! Tell her it would be fun to go to the range together and bond and talk!
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 06:20 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 27, 2016 06:18 PM (Q5Ymk)
is this the story of marriage or what? lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 06:20 PM (g6yUI)
You know ... in all honestly ...
... all I fucking am, all I'll ever fucking be ... is a smart, vicious, angry, medium-sized attack dog. That's it. And that ain't much.
Coulda' been more. But I'm not.
Without anything to protect - I'd have no worth at all. None.
Protecting my wife and kids is the only redeeming value I have.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:20 PM (fiGNd)
Is it my paranoid imagination or did I just a see Consumer Cellular (the cellphone service for old, dumb people) tv ad with two old homosexual men as a couple?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 06:20 PM (rFQmw)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2016 06:16 PM
******
That's a great idea. Most of the networks cut out all the Trump premade videos during the convention though they aired all of the favorable ones for Hillz
Posted by: L, Elle at October 27, 2016 06:20 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2016 06:16 PM (giLZa)
I did read about the air time.
Thanks.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:20 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2016 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)
you passed?
He's just not too crazy to have a gun in New Jersey.
Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2016 06:21 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 27, 2016 06:22 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 27, 2016 06:22 PM (c04Om)
Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2016 06:21 PM (8J/Te)
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Ah. Now that makes more sense.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:22 PM (uHcnA)
Always in the cooking thread, which I know must appeal to you in spite of the lack of cannibal recipes. I'm sure you can improvise.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:19 PM (uHcnA)
Lol, I get ideas for 'sides' and well gravy. Entre doesn't change much.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 06:23 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: ryukyu at October 27, 2016 06:23 PM (5hp5+)
******
I'm not following this. What does the 675K refer to?
Posted by: L, Elle at October 27, 2016 06:23 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Independent George's Phone at October 27, 2016 06:24 PM (FKOs9)
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 06:14 PM (Sfs6o)
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Good. You take it easy and let the lovely Mrs. Weasel pamper you.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:24 PM (uHcnA)
Weasel Zippers
Thanks for the coming race war Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 06:24 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Megyna Kelley at October 27, 2016 06:25 PM (3w+CX)
Filmmaker Michael Moore says being a Christian is the "same thing" as being a socialist.
"It's all about making sure everyone has a seat at the table and the pie is divided so that everybody gets a slice," Moore added. Isn't that what Christianity is? That's what she's [Hillary's] about."
I didn't know he was a theologist, too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 27, 2016 06:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Young men are neutered in our schools
college mandates gender neutral bathrooms and alt pronouns
Meanwhile is Russia, they are not taught guns are icky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxjYfl05ek
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2016 06:25 PM (AHlb3)
Posted by: ryukyu at October 27, 2016 06:23 PM (5hp5+)
Or Harris Faulkner. Is she still ok? I haven't watched Fox for years outside of a debate.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 27, 2016 06:25 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Independent George's Phone at October 27, 2016 06:25 PM (FKOs9)
Posted by: Megyna Kelley at October 27, 2016 06:25 PM (3w+CX)
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don't make me search for it unless it folds out
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 06:26 PM (/CIN4)
Look on the bright side ... we'll have 'em outranged.
What exactly can you hit with a 9mm held sideways ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:26 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Independent George's Phone at October 27, 2016 06:25 PM (FKOs9)
Spell Check can be a bitch sometimes ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 06:26 PM (dELE3)
am I reading this wrong ? Or miss a meme ?
Posted by: Al Leppo at October 27, 2016 06:26 PM (8mYHH)
Posted by: Tupac at October 27, 2016 06:27 PM (/CIN4)
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I always thought that you needed to have your own nation to have one of those.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 27, 2016 06:27 PM (zu88C)
You know ... in all honestly ...
... all I fucking am, all I'll ever fucking be ... is a smart, vicious, angry, medium-sized attack dog. That's it. And that ain't much.
Coulda' been more. But I'm not.
Without anything to protect - I'd have no worth at all. None.
Protecting my wife and kids is the only redeeming value I have.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:20 PM (fiGNd)
Sounds like a purposeful life to me SD. And boy do I hear the angry part. If it wasn't for pounding the bags in he garage, I'm not sure I'd be functional at all. I'd probably be doing time long ago.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 06:27 PM (g6yUI)
Good. You take it easy and let the lovely Mrs. Weasel pamper you.
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:24 PM (uHcnA)
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Will do. Sounds like she Mrs. ScoggDog's twin. I definitely got the better end of the deal!
Posted by: Weasel at October 27, 2016 06:28 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:29 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2016 06:29 PM (giLZa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 06:24 PM
WTActualF is that?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2016 06:29 PM (bzd8I)
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I always thought that you needed to have your own nation to have one of those.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 27, 2016 06:27 PM (zu88C)
I guess you have not been to NYC lately?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 06:29 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 06:30 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 06:24 PM
WTActualF is that?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2016 06:29 PM (bzd8I)
I don't know and I don't want to know
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 27, 2016 06:30 PM (dELE3)
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one one knee hopefully
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 06:30 PM (/CIN4)
I'm more than willing to cede them Puerto Rico. Possibly take Cuba on their behalf.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:30 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 27, 2016 06:27 PM (zu88C)
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Oh for pete's sake. Where is that?
I guess we are going to have an anthem for each race now? What could go wrong?
Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2016 06:30 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2016 06:31 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jackal at October 27, 2016 06:31 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Yo! at October 27, 2016 06:32 PM (GwIKd)
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not a fuck of alot
Posted by: Tupac
If you're a big enough target, though.......
Posted by: Biggie Smalls, the Notorious B.I.G. at October 27, 2016 06:32 PM (8IkOE)
challenge or question them. You know like climate change."
Yes, I get that. But that is a common thing with just about all beliefs. Go up to someone and try to explain why their religion is complete and utter bullshit, for example. They won't take it well, and depending on the religion to which they adhere (and that includes ones like climate change and multiculturalism), they may very well try to hurt or kill for saying so.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 27, 2016 06:32 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Megyna Kelley at October 27, 2016 06:25 PM (3w+CX)
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don't make me search for it unless it folds out
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 27, 2016 06:26 PM (/CIN4)
...............
and you shaved your head and got huge fake boobs with pierced nipples and are wearing a tank top 3 sizes too small
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2016 06:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2016 06:33 PM (SRKgf)
Is it my paranoid imagination or did I just a see Consumer Cellular (the cellphone service for old, dumb people) tv ad with two old homosexual men as a couple?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 27, 2016 06:20 PM (rFQmw)
I wouldn't be surprised. Campbell's soup had an ad with two faygelehs feeding a kid Star Wars themed soup, alternately saying "I am your father." Absolutely repulsive.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 27, 2016 06:33 PM (0mRoj)
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To the tune of There's No Business Like Show Business:
White people
Are right people
The right people
I know!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 27, 2016 06:33 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 27, 2016 06:34 PM (4Xl99)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 27, 2016 06:18 PM (Q5Ymk)
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in my experience, ALL women are high maintenance.
especially the ones who say they aren't...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 06:34 PM (2fWgq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
It is "Lift Every Voice and Sing", written in 1900. So it is not some new-fangled SJW song. It is an appeal to faith and hope and praise to God.
It is actually a very moving song, but now it seems the meaning is becoming clouded with something else.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 27, 2016 06:34 PM (RFeQD)
Yeah. I know EXACTLY what you mean.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:29 PM (fiGNd)
*Back at ya'*
Seriously, SD my wife and I had a long distance relationship, then married quickly. She moves down to Fl, in with me. The first time I really lost my temper (never at her), I scared her shitless, thought she was going to run away, and i thought it was mild...well moderate..,well no holes in the wall. Now 14 years later, if she senses it she says 'look, go hit something.'
I'm so blessed stayed. and hasn't stabbed me in my sleep.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'more cowbell please' at October 27, 2016 06:35 PM (g6yUI)
It ain't about a race. It's about a lifestyle. An unsustainable lifestyle.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 27, 2016 06:35 PM (fiGNd)
look at this sh*t
panic, now trying to buy coal votes
Obama Administration Announces Handout to Coal Communities as Election Looms
With the plight of coal communities suddenly factoring in a tight election, however, the Obama Administration made a curious announcement: it will ring up "nearly $28 million in investments to grow the economy in the nation's coal-impacted communities." The new package is intended to complement a previous $38.8 million package for coal communities announced in August.
breitbart.com/big-government
they put them out of business, then they dangle money to get their vote
vile evil ________
Take the money and vote for Trump.
Taxpayer money, mind you. Taxpayer money to buy votes for the Democrats. Dirty.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2016 06:35 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 27, 2016 05:55 PM (c04Om)
Oh, I'm sure it's ranch-raised exotics, but still-
Bambi Burger.
You gotta support that.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2016 06:36 PM (0cMkb)
drive-bys and gang killings are always Dinsee Nuffin or Dindoo Nuffin."
And their cousin: Doughno Nuffin
Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 27, 2016 06:37 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 27, 2016 06:17 PM
Go on ...
Posted by: Black Hat at October 27, 2016 06:37 PM (hN5g8)
husband, "The Wallet" off to a psychiatric hospital for depression again
this summer. Meanwhile, she's been traveling and lovin' life on his
dime.
And the family wonders why he's been severely depressed
since he married her. As one of my guy friends in ATL who knows and
hates her said, "Why the hell didn't he buy a Russian bride? It couldn't
possibly have been any worse, and he wouldn't have had to put a bag
over her head to f*ck her."
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at October 27, 2016 06:19 PM (928Aa)
OMG! That's horrible!
That's when you're really hoping karma comes through.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at October 27, 2016 06:38 PM (Enq6K)
my old Federal Ordnance one (Chinese receiver, not US... rats) and an AR Sales one we found in the used rack at a local FFL.
they didn't know what it was, so it was only ~$800.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 06:38 PM (2fWgq)
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the left is good at that...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 06:40 PM (2fWgq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 06:41 PM (2fWgq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 06:42 PM (2fWgq)
Posted by: navybrat at October 27, 2016 06:46 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 27, 2016 06:25 PM (4ErVI)
She's great too. But Kimberly seems like more of an ass kicker.
Posted by: ryukyu at October 27, 2016 06:47 PM (5hp5+)
"...almost every message I get from a Clinton supporter is a bullying type of message. They insult. They try to shame. They label."
Sounds exactly like the neverTrumpers to me.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 27, 2016 06:48 PM (3myMJ)
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And you forgot, the very substantial stance against failing policies. Policies that fail are bad.
On the other hand, Republicans are bad for not helping policies that are failing. But that was 2008, before any of Obama's policies had failed. Like Porkulus or "The Reset Button", or Cash-for-clunkers, or Obama's rules of engagement, or "Arab Spring", or "Leading from Behind, and then staying there too long and getting an ambassador killed", and now AbysmalCare or the cACA.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2016 06:50 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: juryrocket at October 27, 2016 07:33 PM (YlAsi)
There, I fixed it for you...
"Jane, you ignorant slut!" (Belushi when SNL mattered)
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