Brownshirt Media: Esquire Tries To Shame Celebrities Into Making Political Declarations [Warden]

So, I stumbled upon this tweet today.


The author of this slimy piece is the deputy editor at Esquire. It's an unbelievably lazy article, mostly full of pictures, so don't bother reading it. A 5th grader could do better.

But the aim of it is both chilling and enraging. Repulsive left-wing totalitarians like John Hendrickson want to insert their political agenda into literally every last corner of American life and punish not just those who disagree with them, but also those who wish to simply NOT engage in politics every single waking minute of their day.

As the saying goes, "You will be made to care."

The press, even in its current diminished capacity, has immense power to shape opinion and culture. It also has at its fingertips, the ability to ruin private citizens at a whim.

With such power should come the utmost prudence, but the American media behaves more like a bunch of sociopathic 4 year olds than responsible adults in the exercise of it.

Wannabe bullies like John Hendrickson should think very carefully about what they are doing. What skeletons in his closet does he have, I wonder? Because more than a few folks out there are entertaining funding private investigations of people like him after the election.

And, after all, how could one credibly complain about this after declaring that Taylor Swift is "not a private citizen"? If she isn't, then neither are you, pal.

World Series Thread Below! [ace]: Anyone interested in the game should probably post below, where like-minded people are talking about the Local Sports Team and its chances against the Other Sports Organization.

Honestly? I'm not showboating: I do not know who the hell is playing in the series. I didn't even realize the series was upon us until Misanthropic Humanoid mentioned that Brent wanted to do posts about it.

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1 Whoa. Foist?

Posted by: Citation X Driver at October 26, 2016 08:09 PM (ABJy3)

2 Faux News Poll a +7 D advantage & only a 3 point lead

Posted by: Evilpens at October 26, 2016 08:09 PM (y3aQB)

3 Yeah I saw that too, no idea who this douche is but it was peak stupid for my day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2016 08:09 PM (39g3+)

4 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 26, 2016 08:10 PM (DAufs)

5 Sneaky chi-town bastards up 2-0.

They need to pull Bauer.

Obama sucks

Hillary swallows.

That is all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:11 PM (pUDQf)

6 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2016 08:09 PM (39g3+) Esquire Magazine

Posted by: Evilpens at October 26, 2016 08:11 PM (y3aQB)

7 Swift responds with: "Build the Wall - MAGA"

Social media melts down.

Posted by: brak at October 26, 2016 08:12 PM (guIHw)

8 Maybe she's voting for Trump.

All the Hillary voters are loud and in your face, Trump supporters are in the closet.

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:12 PM (Om16U)

9 I can't care what celebs 'think'. Trained seals.

Posted by: Celeb Dim Bulbs at October 26, 2016 08:13 PM (FXW24)

10 Imagine what the Nazi party could have done with the interwebs. Or, read this guy's shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:13 PM (pUDQf)

11 if they aren't voting for hillary...........then they will be unpersoned......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 26, 2016 08:13 PM (0O7c5)

12

They demand purge

I argue coup

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:13 PM (+GOlG)

13 Be subversive . Speak truth to power

Vote Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:15 PM (+GOlG)

14 Be REALLY counter culture

Rebel

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:15 PM (+GOlG)

15 I'm still trying to decide if they really believe a celebrity endorsement actually does anything. I've never bought a product because of it. As a matter of fact, I usually avoid whatever product gets a celeb endorsement. Why?

Fuck you, that's why.

So why would anyone vote for someone just because Taylor...wait, we're fucked, aren't we? People actually do this shit. Le sigh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:16 PM (pUDQf)

16 Isn't Esquire for gays? Seriously. I always had that impression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 26, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

17 Members of the Inner Party have nicer flats, better clothes, good food and drink, finer tobacco and clean and efficient lifts in their well maintained buildings.

BB! BB! BB!....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 26, 2016 08:16 PM (ej1L0)

18 All the Hillary voters are loud and in your face, Trump supporters are in the closet.
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:12 PM (Om16U)



This is certainly true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 26, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

19 I hope Taylor Swift reads this and comes out for Trump tomorrow.

Posted by: Jean at October 26, 2016 08:16 PM (2RVmA)

20 As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list- I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed - who never would be missed!

There's the pestilential nuisances who write for Esquire -

All Democratic candidates who have flabby hands and irritating laughs -

All SJW who are demand attention -

All persons who in shaking hands, punch you in the dick -

And all media poobahs who are spoiling life-

They'd none of 'em be missed -they'd none of 'em be missed!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2016 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

21 I'm counter-counter culture. I prefer a booth.

Posted by: irright at October 26, 2016 08:18 PM (vqzjE)

22 OK, the following rant got willowed (which usually happens to me because I read the posts AND the comments and by that time the Corgi Mob has moved on to a new squirrel sighting.

Anyway, this time I will not meekly crawl back into my lurking cave. Here is the cut-and-paste. (Please, not the Barrel. NO, not the barrel.) Here is is again:


I've just been watching Trump live at Kinston, NC. He is the most
dynamic politician (perhaps because he is NOT a politician, NOT a lawyer
and NOT in bed with anyone) that I have witnessed in my life. That is
saying a lot, because one of my childhood memories involves the election
of FDR and Truman in 1944. I was not quite old enough to vote for JFK,
but supported LBJ and Hubert Humphrey before I wised up.

If you
have not discovered Right Side Broadcasting, they are covering all of
Trump's appearances live, like the one still going on in NC, and posting
them immediately on YouTube. They are the ONLY ones that are showing
Trump's crowds. Every so often they pan the camera around to show the
massive, enthusiastic crowds that The Donald is drawing. He has actually
challenged other crews to do so, and they refuse to do so. It is very,
very telling that they don't want the American people to see the
groundswell of support he is gaining. Google Right Side and you will see
live links when something is going on (which is a LOT more than one
might imagine with this Energizer Bunny of a candidate) or view the
appearances in YouTube links.

He is amazing, full of ideas,
talking often off the cuff, in charge of his facts, a leader in every
regard. He is speaking for US, the people of the United States of
America.

I have long believed that what this country needs is a
manager in the job of Chief Executive, for that is what the job calls
for. We do not need a lawyer, a politician, a paid-off syncophant -- no,
we need a MANAGER. That is what Trump is, and we need him oh so badly.
That's his promise. If he fails, our nation will fall. It's that simple.
We are at the brink, and we can either turn back or drop into the
abyss.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 26, 2016 08:19 PM (EBtt4)

23 I'm voting Hillary! Hello? Is this thing on? Steadman, deep fry me some Twinkies! Ranch dressing on the side!

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at October 26, 2016 08:19 PM (FXW24)

24 Ah

The executioners song from the mikado . Perfect

No doubt Swift is all Hillary, but she likes her business

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:19 PM (+GOlG)

25
Whatever their politics are, they are smart for keeping their mouths shut, lest they suffer the fate of Colin Kapernick's NFL.

And you're right, Ace. The "author" of this hit piece should have his life turned inside out in public.

Scumbag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2016 08:20 PM (6athA)

26 Posted by: NaCly Dog

Well done. I have often been tempted to do a bit of 'Duke of Plaza Toro' during this administration, too.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 26, 2016 08:20 PM (egezu)

27 24 Ah The executioners song from the mikado . Perfect

No doubt Swift is all Hillary, but she likes her business
Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:19 PM (+GOlG)


She wants to remain Yum Yum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2016 08:21 PM (6athA)

28 I thought Esquire was a black magazine.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 26, 2016 08:22 PM (6IPEM)

29 25 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2016 08:20 PM (6athA)


Oops. Sorry, Warden. Good piece.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2016 08:22 PM (6athA)

30 Ruthless, you mentioned earlier reading Crippled America, right? I read/reviewed that last year.
I agree with you.

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:22 PM (Om16U)

31 Politics + Anything = Politics. Like putting a teaspoon of sewage on your ice cream. And not only do they demand a political stance, it has to be the right kind of stance.

So sod 'em for the rent. Don't read their stuff, don't ever talk to them.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 26, 2016 08:22 PM (J8/9G)

32 28 I thought Esquire was a black magazine.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 26, 2016 08:22 PM (6IPEM)


You're thinking of shoe polish, maybe. Now, I condemn myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2016 08:22 PM (6athA)

33 I hope Wahlberg votes Trump

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:22 PM (Om16U)

34 I been saying it for ten damn years! The media/ press needs to be perished from this earth.

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at October 26, 2016 08:23 PM (yTnCT)

35 Taylor Swift has 156,147,879 social media followers. Why is she remaining politically silent?

Thinks...
Ponders...
Goes back to the baseball thread.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 26, 2016 08:23 PM (qJhUV)

36 Besides, most of Swift's followers are kids. Leave the damn kids alone.

Posted by: irright at October 26, 2016 08:24 PM (vqzjE)

37 "influential celebrities"


Huh?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 08:24 PM (QDnY+)

38 33 I hope Wahlberg votes Trump
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:22 PM (Om16U)


However he votes, I appreciate his silence on this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2016 08:24 PM (6athA)

39 Wow. Media thinking I give a crap what any celibrity thinks.
Fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2016 08:24 PM (0tfLf)

40 No doubt Swift is all Hillary, but she likes her business

--

Yeah, she's a pretty smart business person. No doubt she sees the size of the Trump crowds and figures, hey, I do not want to piss off those customers.

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:24 PM (Om16U)

41 Taylor Swift has 156,147,879 social media followers. Why is she remaining politically silent?

'Cause she wants to?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 26, 2016 08:24 PM (IcT7t)

42 Must worship the state

You are insufficiently committed comrade

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:25 PM (+GOlG)

43 He is amazing


yeah, no. Just not seeing it. But in fairness, I've loathed the guy for decades so I'm not inclined to be wowed by much that he says or does.

That said, he doesn't actively hate me and mine and want us dead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 08:25 PM (0F67M)

44 So I just had to explain to a co-worker that all of the illegal immigrants voting is Tammany Hall 2.0.

He had no idea what Tammany Hall was.... /sigh

I remember when out education system actually taught important things.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at October 26, 2016 08:25 PM (EQgcz)

45 Media might be better to consider what I and millions of others think about them!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2016 08:25 PM (0tfLf)

46 Saw Nick Searcy's reply to the tweet:

"Maybe because she wants to sell music to both sides, you simpleton."

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:25 PM (Om16U)

47 If you want to know what the future God Empress of Mankind thinks, Google up "Taylor Swift For Fascist Europe" and enjoy the meme-filled goodness.

That is why she has remained silent on this election. In time, democracy will fail and she will rise, leading an army of basement dwelling neckbeards with 200 dollar Slavshit rifles.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at October 26, 2016 08:25 PM (13dPG)

48 Brownshirt accusations from a Trump supporter is way out there.

Posted by: astonerii at October 26, 2016 08:26 PM (o/DjS)

49 wahlberg always struck me as completely stupid

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 08:26 PM (U0lQa)

50 Grump - so have you taken that beautiful Eye-talian Garand variant to the range for some fun yet?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 08:27 PM (QDnY+)

51 17. Yep. Inner Party.....outer party.

We are there. Remember who wrote Goldstein's book? Spooky stuff.

And we carry the telescreens around with us, ans drop big coin to keep upgrading them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 08:27 PM (5By3f)

52 FRACKING NO! I VOTE! yOU!

Posted by: MATT DAMON! at October 26, 2016 08:27 PM (FXW24)

53 Swift has been accused of being a Nazi Barbie doll wet dream by no less than Camille Paglia


Shes too white, or something

Anyway, she doesnt want to touch this with a 10 foit poll

Nor should she

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:28 PM (+GOlG)

54 Anyone else miss Hector?


Dang, even the MUMR variants are usually hilarious.


Our new friend is that deadly combo of clueless and tedious.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 08:29 PM (QDnY+)

55 Grump - so have you taken that beautiful Eye-talian Garand variant to the range for some fun yet?

60 rounds only. Without much tuning effort I had MOM at 300, which all I ask of a battle rifle.

I did order two kits from CenterFire Systems for spare parts and maybe a build. I could always sell one or more later I think.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 08:29 PM (0F67M)

56 Are there more youtube videos of jet trucks burning cars down than AoSHQ articles deservedly slamming the media?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XraeBDMm2PM

Posted by: DaveA at October 26, 2016 08:29 PM (8J/Te)

57 30
Ruthless, you mentioned earlier reading Crippled America, right? I read/reviewed that last year.

I agree with you.

Missed your review, but I was amazed about how few mentions his book has gotten during the almost a year and a half since it came out. He spelled it all out, and the MSM didn't notice. Or, didn't choose to notice, which is a far more dastardly failure of reportage.

I was trained as a journalist when the art was striving to become a profession. I gained a Bachelor of Journalism degree in 1961 from the top-rated journalism school in the nation. But for at least 20+ years I have been ashamed of what journalism has become.

I get my news here and at other online sites, and never from the MSM. My last straw was about ten years ago when I watched the CNN coverage of the Katrina disaster. It was incredible to me that those idiots could stand there in front of a camera and just make sh!t up like it was fairy tale time. I was not trained to do that. The turnaround in journalism came when the Watergate witch hunt took place, and it has devolved ever since. The National Enquirer has become the model for the "profession" of journalism.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 26, 2016 08:30 PM (EBtt4)

58 but yeah, I would have sex with the Italia if I could.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 08:30 PM (0F67M)

59 3 Yeah I saw that too, no idea who this douche is but it was peak stupid for my day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I saw the guy who ran the poll interviewed once with Brett and once with Brit, saying that party ID was an attitude revealed by the poll not influencing it.

So he's trusting the randomness of his sample to provide the party id weighting. Now, I have a BA in Poli Sci, and an MBA with emphasis on the statistical and management science side and I can confirm that this is fukked up.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 26, 2016 08:30 PM (iWW0H)

60 I want President Trump to revoke press credentials for everyone except the National Enquirer. Tell everyone else that if they want to report honestly and without bias the MAY get their creds back. See what the motherfuckers do with that!

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at October 26, 2016 08:30 PM (yTnCT)

61 Brownshirt accusations from a Trump supporter is way out there

+++:

they are. what you are remains to be seen

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 08:30 PM (U0lQa)

62 I recognize all the faces except for 2. Who are the celebrity girl and guy on the bottom row, 1st and 2nd faces, far left?

This is shameless reinforcement of groupthink. Who cares who they're voting for?

Posted by: L, Elle at October 26, 2016 08:31 PM (6IPEM)

63 Did I ever mention the rumors of the time that John Hendrickson talked about grabbing woman by the pussy?

No?

Maybe we should have a national discussion about that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2016 08:31 PM (J+eG2)

64 --
Taylor Swift has 156,147,879 social media followers. Why is she remaining politically silent?
John Hendrickson


--------------

Maybe she's just a better person than you, dipshit.

Posted by: irright at October 26, 2016 08:31 PM (vqzjE)

65 Nick is spot on. If you want to know who's smart in Hollywood, look at who keeps their mouth shut. I don't care who Cruise is voting for (guessing a space theta alien) but he's smart enough not to shit where he eats, so to speak.

Matt Damon and George Clooney learned this the hard way.

Keep your politics to yourself and I may partake of your entertainment. Openly mock one side and you're disposable.

Taylor Swift seems smart enough not to fuck with her brand. Oprah, Matt, George, Beyonce, and every other idiot would be well served to learn from that young lady.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:31 PM (pUDQf)

66 You dawg, Grump. Nice.


Like you, I am strictly torso-sized accuracy @ 100-300 yds as my standard (the purpose for which they were built and, mostly, used). I get the bullseye/National Match accurize thing, it just doesn't interest me (for those platforms, anyway).



Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 08:32 PM (QDnY+)

67 o revoke press credentials for everyone except the National Enquirer.

Leave BatBoy the only one inside and street the rest.

Posted by: DaveA at October 26, 2016 08:33 PM (8J/Te)

68 What 'BAMA said.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 08:34 PM (QDnY+)

69 You're known by the friends you keep

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=303607

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2016 08:34 PM (J+eG2)

70 It's not about changing anyone's mind.

I suspect these celebrities have some pro Trump or conservative leanings and this boll weevil wants them outed so they will be punished by the celebrity community.

Posted by: Warden at October 26, 2016 08:34 PM (MZ8Zz)

71 Im sure Swift remembers The Dixie Chicks

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:34 PM (+GOlG)

72 Because Trump said pussy!
But of course, that is not all Trump said. Or all that Trump has done. Or what we all know Trump would do in office.
You must support Trump, or you are supporting Hillary!
Thus you will be responsible for all that Hillary does!
You will be made to care!
Heil Trump!

Never seen so many people lose their mental facilities over a single person in my lifetime. It was many decades before I was born that there was such an outpouring of brains to support someone who does not have your best interest at heart.

The absolute unearned reverence granted to Trump is enough for me to want him to lose. Unfortunately, barring Trumptards following through on their post election threats, we will remain infected with your sickness for decades to come.

Posted by: astonerii at October 26, 2016 08:34 PM (o/DjS)

73 OT side-bar

Well Sec of Def Ash Carter did something right and killed that Tijuana donkey show about the Calif. ARNG troops being forced to repay bonuses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 08:34 PM (eS61a)

74 and for any who care, this is my new Italian that Rhom is talking about

http://bit.ly/2eNN1yL

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 08:35 PM (0F67M)

75 Oh, Ace, I would also argue that this idiot knows the answer to his own question. I think these stupid fucking tweets are more about views and click than anything else. It's a popularity contest. Even outrageous dumb shit gets clicks. I'm sure it's making him money somehow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:35 PM (pUDQf)

76 I have about 6 social media followers. WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME!!!

Posted by: John Hendrickson at October 26, 2016 08:35 PM (qJhUV)

77 https://tinyurl.com/z3wthae

28, 882 Emails From Hillary Clinton's Private Server

Be VERY vert Careful, downloading to see if security suite goes bonkers

Posted by: Evilpens at October 26, 2016 08:35 PM (y3aQB)

78 We're with Hillsry! Like all uneducated sheeple!

Posted by: Film Actors Guild at October 26, 2016 08:35 PM (FXW24)

79 48 Brownshirt accusations from a Trump supporter is way out there.

Posted by: astonerii at
***********

Who has been attacking who in the streets?

Posted by: Warden at October 26, 2016 08:35 PM (MZ8Zz)

80 Im sure Swift remembers The Dixie Chicks

+++

maybe. she was probably like 5 when that happened

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 08:36 PM (U0lQa)

81 He is just signaling his virtue


And enforcing it

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:36 PM (+GOlG)

82 With Obamacare rates through the roof, the Hillary campaign has had to retrench and can only afford to hire lower-rent trolls, alas!

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:36 PM (Om16U)

83 "Im sure Swift remembers The Dixie Chicks"

Who?

Posted by: Country Music at October 26, 2016 08:36 PM (J+eG2)

84 Tracy Chapman once sang, "Someday poor people gonna rise up and take what's theirs".

Other people may also rise up to take back what was theirs.

BTW, that stuff poor people rise up and take usually belongs to someone who actually worked for it, like other poor people who live in the same neighborhood as the ones who rose up and took it.

Posted by: OCBill at October 26, 2016 08:37 PM (df+Zi)

85 And what the dolt who wrote this misses....

They are entertainers.... ANYTHING they say will piss off SOME of the people who they want to pay to see them....

Its just good business sense to shut the hell up....

Note... I really like the Taken movies... did not see the last one because of his anti gun stance.

Note... I did not see the last THREE Super Hero movies in the theatre.... because the 'Stars' want to tell me what to think.... (I'll wait until I can see them for free on TV or the web).

Posted by: Don Q. at October 26, 2016 08:37 PM (qf6WZ)

86 Who?

Exactly

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:37 PM (+GOlG)

87 >>>He is amazing, full of ideas, talking often off the cuff, in charge of his facts, a leader in every regard. He is speaking for US, the people of the United States of America.

I like your enthusiasm. I don't quite share your view of Trump. He is refreshingly different, I'll agree.

Posted by: Max Power at October 26, 2016 08:37 PM (q177U)

88 My dozen Twitter followers can't wait to hear what I think!

Posted by: Glenn Beck, wearing a Cruz '16 t-shirt covered in Cheeto dust at October 26, 2016 08:37 PM (lRwmz)

89 Ash Carter was definitely always Dep Asst Sec of Defense material, well only in a Dem administration, not a GOP one. More than that? Nah.


Which makes him some combo of George Marshall and Henry Kissinger by comparison to the non-entities put in power by the non-entity in the WH.


I remember meeting him on his first day in DC in 1981.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 08:38 PM (QDnY+)

90 She's silent because Trump voters purchase music and attend concerts, too. Smart girl.

Posted by: Afroman at October 26, 2016 08:38 PM (f5sT8)

91 76 I have about 6 social media followers. WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME!!!
Posted by: John Hendrickson at October 26, 2016 08:35 PM (qJhUV)

he has 3300

I have 3200 on @votermom

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:39 PM (Om16U)

92
All of us will be made to conform or end up in the camps. This is the way of the open minded liberal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2016 08:39 PM (auHtY)

93 What if she has a preference but she isn't sure she's right and doesn't want to influence others? That kind of intellectual humility is in short supply.

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 26, 2016 08:39 PM (mrfTe)

94 Thank the lord they pulled Bauer. Need to get them bats working, Indians!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:39 PM (pUDQf)

95 we will remain infected with your sickness for decades to come.

++++

gargle with a tall glass of salt STFU

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 08:39 PM (U0lQa)

96 Perhaps they're not aware that there's an election. It's not like it will affect them.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 26, 2016 08:40 PM (n3MnG)

97 So Ash Carter is qualified to be the janitor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 08:40 PM (eS61a)

98 I believe that Ash Carter has only put the repayments on hold, while they investigate the issues.

Not certain that the collection efforts won't restart.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2016 08:40 PM (J+eG2)

99 Nothing to see. Move along.

Posted by: Affordable Care Act at October 26, 2016 08:40 PM (FXW24)

100 Well Sec of Def Ash Carter did something right and killed that Tijuana donkey show about the Calif. ARNG troops being forced to repay bonuses.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 08:34 PM (eS61a)

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Good. But not enough.

Somebody somewhere made a command decision ro recover those bonuses. Not a committee, not some acronym, somebody.

That somebody has a name.

Id like to know that name.

I want that name to become famous.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 26, 2016 08:41 PM (JmjOe)

101 Y'all are bored anyway - check out the Fire Kids Edition deal on my blog

And a board game that might be fun on thanksgiving/Christmas parties

link in nic

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:41 PM (Om16U)

102 Ruthless, thanks for the post! I entertained going to the Kinston rally, but I have finals this week and really could not afford the full day away.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 26, 2016 08:41 PM (7N6ox)

103 I am grateful for celebrities who don't endorse. Shut up and sing, indeed.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 26, 2016 08:41 PM (UwMHj)

104
John Hendrickson

Taylor Swift is not a private citizen.




Also, her land is not private property and is being confiscated to be turned into a collective farm. Beets mostly.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 26, 2016 08:41 PM (kdS6q)

105 She's silent because Trump voters purchase music and attend concerts, too. Smart girl.
Posted by: Afroman
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And, perhaps 'politics' are not what she lives for. Maybe she thinks that every single part of her life should be politically associated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2016 08:41 PM (/wWB4)

106 --
"He is refreshingly different..."
Posted by: Max Power at October 26, 2016 08:37 PM

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Frankly, that's a real selling point Trump should be working into some ads.

Posted by: irright at October 26, 2016 08:42 PM (vqzjE)

107 Got good news from NC, the Repubs are trending better in early voting than they did in 2012 and also have more absentee ballots in field than the Dems.

Also the black vote so far is about the same level as it was in 2012, which is about 2-3% lower than 2008.

All these are good signs for NC.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 26, 2016 08:42 PM (BS8yt)

108 I can't understand why people care about the political views of entertainers. Most of them are not too bright.Have you ever heard Bruce Springsteen talk ?

Posted by: ting hung lo at October 26, 2016 08:42 PM (xZc4z)

109
Here's my review - my title was "Trump makes the sale to skeptics"

(remove space before crippled)
http://www.bookhorde.org/2015/11/ crippled-america-how-to-make-america.html

Readable book.

The other book I read around that time was the one by Ted Cruz

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:44 PM (Om16U)

110 Test

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2016 08:44 PM (J+eG2)

111 No Anna, just noting how Carter would never have risen to even Asst. Sec. level absent the dramatic lowering of standards on the Dem side commencing with the Clinton years (during which he was, in fact, an Asst. Sec.). Which became far, far worse since 2009, of course.


And as I noted, he is Marshall-like in comparison to his peers in the administration. Not a bad guy. His entre to it all was some pretty lame anti-SDI agitation back in the 80s, trading off of dubious scientific credibility. He was wrong about all that of course, but he wasn't just a hack.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 08:44 PM (QDnY+)

112 New Trump allegation on Daily Beast . I think they have over done it we get it he likes women

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:44 PM (+GOlG)

113 I like your enthusiasm. I don't quite share your view of Trump. He is refreshingly different, I'll agree

I am enthusiastic, but more from fear and despair than true optimism. Like many of us I went into a depression when the Obamanation was re-elected. For several months I could not bear to read anything about what was going on. I could not believe that our nation had been betrayed by its own "citizen voters," the LIV FSA made up of idiots who apparently have multiplied like rats everywhere you look. I even stopped coming to AOSHQ for a month or more, the only time since being booted out of Little Green Furballs that I have not been lurking here.

If Hillary is elected, I believe our nation is doomed. I am glad to be old and not a young person looking forward to a future of black despair. Let's hope we can back away from that black abyss and begin to rebuild our great nation. If we do not, there is no future worth having.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 26, 2016 08:45 PM (EBtt4)

114 Hey Bigby ! Can you put some crushed glass and draino in his STFU?

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at October 26, 2016 08:45 PM (yTnCT)

115 New Trump allegation on Daily Beast . I think they have over done it we get it he likes women

In fairness, so does Hillary.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 08:45 PM (0F67M)

116 Tracy Chapman once sang, "Someday poor people gonna rise up and take what's theirs".

Other people may also rise up to take back what was theirs.

BTW, that stuff poor people rise up and take usually belongs to someone who actually worked for it, like other poor people who live in the same neighborhood as the ones who rose up and took it.

Posted by: OCBill at October 26, 2016 08:37 PM (df+Zi)


LOL.

The "poor people" only have shit because the rich people invented and manufactured it for them. It's the rich people's fault that the world now has over 7 billion living on it. Most of those 7 billion certainly couldn't support themselves. They owe their very existences to the rich people they so despise. Shit, even Europe didn't really have decent toilet paper until a few decades ago ... but at this point the Venezuelans have been lucky enough to have been able to destroy the toilet paper industry in their country. They didn't even know what toilet paper was until recently. Easy come .. easy go for the "poor people" who li9ke to shit all over everything and then complain that no one is stopping them from shitting all over everything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2016 08:45 PM (zc3Db)

117 "Somebody somewhere made a command decision ro recover those bonuses. Not a committee, not some acronym, somebody. "

I'll take "guy with an Arabic name who sits in the White House" for a thousand, Alex!

Posted by: navybrat at October 26, 2016 08:45 PM (w7KSn)

118 Anything as serious as voting should require an IQ test, and a history test. Pass both to prove you're not an idiot and you understand the pitfalls of stupid political choices.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:46 PM (pUDQf)

119 You all are so grouchy! Want to hear a story about my dog? Of course you do! His name is Jasper!

Posted by: Dana Perino at October 26, 2016 08:46 PM (FXW24)

120 She dated him and he french kissed her

Fainting couch, stat!

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:47 PM (+GOlG)

121 That's a paddlin'.

Posted by: Jasper at October 26, 2016 08:47 PM (0F67M)

122 I tire of men pompously defying baseball.

You discovered the conservative ethos through either good fortune or good parenting.

Baseball, like capitalism, reading books, Christianity and physical exertion are all exalted glories of life... for a reason.

Just because you haven't opened the correct door in your mind to allow the diamond to seduce you, doesn't mean your opinion transcends that of George Will and 75% of the men who have served in the military in the last century.

Baseball is like radiohead.

Either discover it on your own or miss out... but don't carry around this bucket of hogwash about baseball somehow not being inextricably linked to American global superiority and act like your opinion is somehow valid in the face of the granite tradition of America's past time.

Love,

Wolf Larsen

Posted by: Wolflarsen at October 26, 2016 08:47 PM (Ecycn)

123 "And we carry the telescreens around with us, ans drop big coin to keep upgrading them."

Yup. Good on you for noticing.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 08:47 PM (Z8DIA)

124 Baseball is played in a park.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 08:48 PM (0F67M)

125 Misanthropic Humanoid? LOL!

And good piece, Warden. I wish all celebrities would just keep their mouths shut and just do whatever it is that made them celebrities in the first place.

Posted by: bluebell at October 26, 2016 08:48 PM (uHcnA)

126
Tracy Chapman.

Theres a peformer I have thought of i a couple of decades.

Take whats mine and you better run run run run run run run.

300 Whisper.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 26, 2016 08:48 PM (JmjOe)

127 Anything as serious as voting should require an IQ test, and a history test. Pass both to prove you're not an idiot and you understand the pitfalls of stupid political choices.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


Any bar to voting proposed can and will be used against conservatives with the approval of our Betters.

Be careful of what you wish.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 08:48 PM (EIOkK)

128 Hillary is the Four Non Blondes candidate

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:49 PM (+GOlG)

129 127 Anything as serious as voting should require an IQ test, and a history test. Pass both to prove you're not an idiot and you understand the pitfalls of stupid political choices.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Any bar to voting proposed can and will be used against conservatives with the approval of our Betters.

Be careful of what you wish.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 08:48 PM (EIOkK)

Did I say leftys only? Cause I want to enforce that for everyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:50 PM (pUDQf)

130 Oh guess what!

I was able to get the .com version of my blog website

so now bookhorde.com should point to www.bookhorde.org

But I don't know if I should leave it at that or switch it over so the real url is www.bookhorde.com

Seems complicated

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:50 PM (Om16U)

131 I feel like I'm watching The Truman Show. Every time they show a clip of Hillary's rallies, they never pan outwards, just focus on her so you can't tell how many people are attending. Today they showed her someplace, I don't know, where a SS guy had to help her get on a step. Her black doctor was staying behind her and kept a close watch on her the whole time. It is as if her entire campaign in being orchestrated by the media and it is all fakery.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 26, 2016 08:50 PM (CFc5L)

132 Tracy Chapman once sang, "Someday poor people gonna rise up and take what's theirs".

Other people may also rise up to take back what was theirs.

++++ etc

you know, if you take it economically

but if you mean instead what actually is theirs, like liberty, constitutional rights, social mobility and opportunity

well OK

but none of my business

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 08:50 PM (U0lQa)

133 Hey Rhomboid, know any Douglas A-26 Invader operators?

The 172d AW of the MS ANG is trying to restore for static display the eight-gun nose Invader they've had on a pedestal for 40 years and are in shock over the amount of corrosion. For a bunch who turn wrenches on C-17s, the little Invader is far out of their league.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 08:51 PM (eS61a)

134 But I don't know if I should leave it at that or switch it over so the real url is www.bookhorde.com

Seems complicated

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:50 PM (Om16U)


It doesn't matter which one directs traffic to the other.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2016 08:51 PM (zc3Db)

135 Breitbart has a nice Vine on the front page of a smoking hot MILF with a cute laugh. Go check it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)

136 >>> Baseball is played in a park.

While wearing proper attire for the activity.

Posted by: Geo. Will at October 26, 2016 08:52 PM (jw2Xw)

137

SO, ONE TIME AT PUSH-POLL CAMP IDI AMIN AND I WERE ON NIGHT SHIFT GUARD DUTY. THE CAMP HAD BEEN VANDALIZED EITHER BY OVER AGE GIRL SCOUTS ON MOLLY, OR BERNIE-BOTS PACKING VODKA SOAKED RECTAL TAMPONS, WE WERE NEVER SURE AS THEY BOTH ARE PRONE TO FILLING UP THE PORTA-POTTIES.

ANYWAY, IDI GETS SPOOKED AND TRIES TO CONVINCE ME THAT SASQUATCH AND LAZARUS PUSSY ARE OUT THERE, FIXIN TO ATTACK US.

I FIGURE IT'S JUST IDI'S NEUROSYPHILIS ACTING UP AGAIN (HE WAS OFF HIS MEDS DUE TO A WHITE PRIVILEGE CANOE ACCIDENT, BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY) BUT HE WON'T SHUT UP SO WE GO TO TAKE A LOOK.

I WALK AROUND A TREE AND WAAAGGGGHHHHHH! A RANCID DECAYING KILLER CLOWN JUMPS ME! SO I BUST A CAP IN HIS ASS AND HE GOES DOWN. WE TAKE A LOOK AND IT'S NOT A CLOWN, IT'S A RANCID DECAYING HITLERY!

IDI STARTS MOANING "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" AND THEN THE HITLERY CORPSE OPENS IT'S EYES, JUMPS UP AND CACKLES LIKE A GRACKLE ON METH!

WELL IDI GOES APE AND DOES A MAD MINUTE ON THE REVENANT IN QUESTION AND WE BEAT FEET.

LEFT THE NEXT MORNING FOR A RELAXING VACATION IN VENEZUELA...

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MASSIVE RETARD at October 26, 2016 08:53 PM (/p3r9)

138 Posted by: washrivergal at October 26, 2016 08:50 PM (CFc5L)

I just saw a clip where it was obviously Hillary in front of a green screen.

It was on Trump's FB page

https://www.facebook.com/521548264661743/videos/700451353438099/

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:53 PM (Om16U)

139 Hillary is the Four Non Blondes candidate

I had her pegged as the Garbage candidate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 26, 2016 08:53 PM (IcT7t)

140 104. And that reminds me of a joke. Komissar shows up at a collective. Peasant leader says, 'yields are so great, our potatoes reach the throne of God.' Kommisar says, 'in the Soviet union, we know there is no God.' Peasant says, 'then you know there's no potatoes, either.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 08:53 PM (5By3f)

141 No, Anna, that one's not familiar to me.


Surely there's a Commemorative Air Force chapter in MS or somewhere close that might take an interest? Or maybe they do restorations to flying condition.


And how can anyone be shocked at the amount of corrosion on a plane kept outside in MS climate for 4 decades? Too bad it wasn't sitting at the bottom of Lake Michigan, which does have magic-like preservative powers, apparently.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 08:53 PM (QDnY+)

142 oh crappity did I embiggen the thread

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:54 PM (Om16U)

143 I'll never forget Obama's first pitch after he took office. Mom jeans, nice limp wrist action with a appreciable arc ten feet in front of the plate.

Very manly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:54 PM (pUDQf)

144 " her entire campaign in being orchestrated by the media and it is all fakery"

And we are being gaslighted 24/7.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 08:55 PM (Z8DIA)

145 I think the guy who played Potsie is on the Gary Johnson train. Ralph Malph's probably for Hillary.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 26, 2016 08:55 PM (n3MnG)

146 If the Black vote is the same as in 2012, Trump has no chance. Hillary would take that turnout in a second.

Posted by: WIconservative at October 26, 2016 08:56 PM (ojaf8)

147 heh

wonder how Hillary would pitch

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 08:56 PM (U0lQa)

148 72 Because Trump said pussy!
But of course, that is not all Trump said. Or all that Trump has done. Or what we all know Trump would do in office.
You must support Trump, or you are supporting Hillary!
Thus you will be responsible for all that Hillary does!
You will be made to care!
Heil Trump!

Never seen so many people lose their mental facilities over a single person in my lifetime. It was many decades before I was born that there was such an outpouring of brains to support someone who does not have your best interest at heart.

The absolute unearned reverence granted to Trump is enough for me to want him to lose. Unfortunately, barring Trumptards following through on their post election threats, we will remain infected with your sickness for decades to come.


Posted by: astonerii


Mmmmmm, brains. Outpouring. Infected. Sickness.

No one cares what you want. Go back to watching TWD.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 26, 2016 08:56 PM (iWW0H)

149 It doesn't matter which one directs traffic to the other.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2016 08:51 PM (zc3Db)

Thanks TPOP
I think I'll leave it alone.

Although maybe I should figure out how to redirect www.bookhorde.com also (not just bookhorde.com)

Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 26, 2016 08:56 PM (Om16U)

150 Hilary would forget to release the ball and use face plant in the grass.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:56 PM (pUDQf)

151 And if all those celebs came out for Trump, this Esquire A-hole would accuse them of spreading hatred and lies to all their Twitter followers.

Posted by: Hamilton at October 26, 2016 08:56 PM (sCjDS)

152 *just

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:57 PM (pUDQf)

153 Rhomboid, the Mississippi Wing, such as it is, I don't think has the people needed to pull this off. Though I guess I could call the air museum in Tallulah LA where Kirk Fordice's son stables his P-51. Perhaps no one in the warbird community even knows what they are doing. I just learned of it this week and apparently the wrench turners have put it back on its landing gear to tow around.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 08:57 PM (eS61a)

154 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 08:53 PM (5By3f)

My favorite old Soviet joke:

An American, British and Soviet doctor are talking about their most complicated operations. The American doctor says that brain surgery is the most difficult. The British doctor says that open heart surgery is the most daunting. The Soviet doctor says that tonsillectomies are the most complicated surgery in the Soviet Union. The American and British doctor ask, "Why is a tonsillectomy so complex."

"Oh," says the Soviet doctor, "because we have to extract the tonsils through the rectum."

"Through the rectum??! Why on Earth would you do that?"

"Because, in the Soviet Union, no one opens their mouth."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2016 08:57 PM (zc3Db)

155 I'll never forget Obama's first pitch after he took office. Mom jeans, nice limp wrist action with a appreciable arc ten feet in front of the plate.

Very manly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:54 PM (pUDQf)



There was another time in (St. Louis I think) the ball ended up between home and first. Whoever was covering the game immediately swung the camera so the peasants couldn't see the god-king's shitty athletic ability.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2016 08:57 PM (auHtY)

156 97
So Ash Carter is qualified to be the janitor?


Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 08:40 PM (eS61a)
No.

Posted by: gracepc at October 26, 2016 08:57 PM (OU4q6)

157 wonder how Hillary would pitch
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 08:56 PM (U0lQa)

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Youve seen the "ping pong ball trick"...... right?

Posted by: fixerupper at October 26, 2016 08:57 PM (JmjOe)

158 Shorter John Hendrickson: we are desperate to have any and all possible pro-Hillaty celebrities prostitute themselves for us. Because we are losing, and we know it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2016 08:58 PM (CUYn5)

159 Does Hillary pitch or catch?

Discuss

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:58 PM (+GOlG)

160 147 heh

wonder how Hillary would pitch
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 08:56 PM (U0lQa)
------------

Oof. I hope we need never find out.

Posted by: bluebell at October 26, 2016 08:58 PM (uHcnA)

161 i dunno

Hillary's had a lot of practice throwing lamps already

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 08:58 PM (U0lQa)

162 If the Black vote is the same as in 2012, Trump has no chance. Hillary would take that turnout in a second.

Well, it's not. So your masturbatory fantasies of serving at her thighness' feet may not come true.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 26, 2016 08:58 PM (IcT7t)

163 159 Does Hillary pitch or catch?

Discuss
Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 08:58 PM (+GOlG)

No.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 08:59 PM (pUDQf)

164 I think the guy who played Potsie is on the Gary Johnson train. Ralph Malph's probably for Hillary.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
---------------

For better or worse, I'm thinking Eddie Haskell might be a Trump man. Superficially, he's kissing up to Hillary, but in his heart, he knows shes a stenchy shitpile and he will vote for Trump.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2016 09:00 PM (/wWB4)

165 Anna I have no particularly relevant ideas, but I think there is a pretty good informal network of museum curators and restoration people, seems to me they could spread the word to that environment. If there were anybody out there with interest/capability, I'm sure it would attract attention.


I say this speculatively, having been on the margins of this network and having some impression of how things work. Of course a rusty A-26 may not be a hot item, compared to one-of-a-kind discoveries (like the SB2-C in a San Diego reservoir) that get jumped on pronto.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 09:00 PM (QDnY+)

166
-------
y
Youve seen the "ping pong ball trick"...... right?

+++++

Winona does that

/runs away

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 09:00 PM (U0lQa)

167 Politics rules All. It's into Everything.

Including all those Relationships and Interactions you'd like to keep Non-Political.

They're not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 26, 2016 09:00 PM (fiGNd)

168 media delenda est. If Donald Trump loses, I hope he launches a campaign via Project Veritas to get opposition research on the media.

Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2016 09:00 PM (11H2y)

169 I just crapped out a mini-bottle of vodka! Did I eat it or was it inserted? Blackouts mean never having to say you're sorry! Hic

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at October 26, 2016 09:01 PM (FXW24)

170 Dammit Indians!

3-0 Obama town

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:01 PM (pUDQf)

171 An SB2C, turn it into Spam cans. An SB2A, oh boy that would be spiffy. Or another AM-1 pops up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 09:02 PM (eS61a)

172 I can't care what celebs 'think'. Trained seals.

Posted by: Celeb Dim Bulbs at October 26, 2016 08:13 PM (FXW24)


^^^this^^^

I just came home from the bar. World Series on one screen, CTV "news" on the other. They are talking with some shitbird actor, used to be on NCIS?, who is a spokesman for "saving the oceans". Fuck you, asshole! Why should I accept that some flaming faggot fucktard whose only skill is pretending to be somebody who he's not, is any kind of authority on the wellbeing of the oceans?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2016 09:02 PM (CUYn5)

173 Politics rules All. It's into Everything.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose a couple of friends over this election.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:02 PM (0F67M)

174 It's OK, 'BAMA.


Some of us try to never miss at least one or two games of playoff finals in a few sports - that being almost all the consumption of that sport for an entire season - so longer series are better. More chances to catch a game, more desperation in the games.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 09:02 PM (QDnY+)

175
Did I say leftys only? Cause I want to enforce that for everyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


Ok, think of it this way. You wrote a history test should be required.

Which history? One written by Howard Zinn? By acolytes of Derrida, Foucault?

IQ test? Which one? One designed by Pete "Kill da' retards' Singer?

Again, any bar can and will be used to bludgeon conservatives.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:03 PM (EIOkK)

176
Now there really is such a thing as "McCarthyism."

The State-run Media and Govt have an actual Black List.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:03 PM (qpADm)

177 Adele gave a concert in Miami last night. HRC stopped by for her birthday bash. Adele felt it important to announce that was 100% for Hillary.

I can live without Adele in my life. Pretty much I can live with Adele not in America.

Posted by: gracepc at October 26, 2016 09:03 PM (OU4q6)

178
Misanthropic Humanoid

Is he a Cylon now??

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:04 PM (qpADm)

179 just crapped out a mini-bottle of vodka! Did I eat it or was it inserted? Blackouts mean never having to say you're sorry! Hic
Posted by: Hillary 2016! at October 26, 2016 09:01 PM (FXW24)



FYI, vodka comes from potatoes, Hillz. Accomplishment-wise, you're right on par with a spud.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 26, 2016 09:04 PM (4HySM)

180 Agree, but there's also another angle. If people vote, it should be because they have made an informed choice, not because someone they admire in another context is guiding their horde of followers to vote a certain way.

What this guy is doing is agitating for the dumbing down of how ordinary citizens vote, as if that were necessary. To put it in another context, celebrity endorsements, let's say a tobacco company were trying to get her followers to smoke their cigarette, by the mere fact of her popularity, without reference to the health risks involved. The left would be the first to point out that this is an unethical use of her star power. What this person is advocating is just as bad. Worse, since 4 years of Hillary is more toxic than 4 years of smoking.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 26, 2016 09:04 PM (dtWKK)

181 Since I don't actually know who Adele is, I'm thinking Me Too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:04 PM (0F67M)

182
They are talking with some shitbird actor, used to be on NCIS?, who is a spokesman for "saving the oceans".

I thought Ted Danson already saved the oceans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2016 09:04 PM (IqV8l)

183 I think when Trump wins he should appoint 3 SC Justices right off the bat.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 26, 2016 09:05 PM (BS8yt)

184 Same reason I won't do a bumper sticker or a yard sign.

Same reason our local R campaign HQ got defaced, and Trump signs in various places around town got defaced and ruined.

The fucking left is on the move, they're vicious, and they intend to slam us to the floor.

In the more than 50 years I have been voting, I have never seen a climate like what we have now.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 26, 2016 09:05 PM (U6f54)

185 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose a couple of friends over this election.

Look on the bright side Grumpy. You still got me ...

... I laughed as I typed that.

... Laughing again as I read it. People suck that way.

... I kill me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 26, 2016 09:05 PM (fiGNd)

186 Re the Adeles of the world - the best reason to vote for Trump is that he's hated by all the right people.

So shut up and sing.

Posted by: JEM at October 26, 2016 09:06 PM (CAgc/)

187 Esquire is the magazine of choice for transmen. I am referring, of course, to the writers.

Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2016 09:06 PM (11H2y)

188 As Michael Jordan famously said, Republicans buy sneakers too. So what this tells me is the people on this list are smart enough to understand it's bad for business to piss off 40-50% of your potential customers.A lesson the NFL still doesn't know how to learn.

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 26, 2016 09:06 PM (1JAxC)

189 Don't mind the Adele thing. Classy broad. Little chunky.

Posted by: Trump at October 26, 2016 09:06 PM (n3MnG)

190 "The list is long.

- Dirac Angestun Gesept"

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 09:07 PM (Z8DIA)

191 I think it was an SB2C, Anna, not sure. Anyway Pensacola didn't have one, so they instantly big-footed several museums and outfits that were ready to raise and restore the thing.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 09:07 PM (QDnY+)

192 Jonathan Grindr said ZeroCare is working as designed! Well, except the keeping your doctor part..., oh, and the $2500 savings part, oh, and the more choices part. He now says all that's needed to fix is is a larger mandate, i.e., penalty!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at October 26, 2016 09:07 PM (2X7pN)

193 I think that homo at Esquire is just annoyed that Swift doesn't have to sniff the throne to prop up her career and her status as a "gay icon"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 26, 2016 09:07 PM (kP16F)

194
Awwwwwww..... Karl Rove sucking up to MeAgain.


Fuck that guy.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 26, 2016 09:07 PM (JmjOe)

195 You'd think that the revelation that Hillary has to "sober up" at 4:30 in the effin afternoon would be broadcast news hither and yon, 24/7. You'd think.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 26, 2016 09:07 PM (CFc5L)

196 183 I think when Trump wins he should appoint 3 SC Justices right off the bat.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 26, 2016 09:05 PM (BS8yt)

___

They should all be minority woman conservatives. Let the MSM tell us why such and such black justice who grew up in Segregated Georgia in the 50s doesn't deserve to be on SCOTUS.

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 26, 2016 09:08 PM (1JAxC)

197 All of us will be made to conform or end up in the camps. This is the way of the open minded liberal collectivist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 26, 2016 08:39 PM (auHtY)

FIFY, the leftists coopted the label "liberal" but they are not.

Leftists always have to have internal enemies for which to blame the failure of their utopian dreams. You need to be mentally prepared to be a dissident.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 26, 2016 09:08 PM (5Yee7)

198
Ok, think of it this way. You wrote a history test should be required.

Which history? One written by Howard Zinn? By acolytes of Derrida, Foucault?

IQ test? Which one? One designed by Pete "Kill da' retards' Singer?

Again, any bar can and will be used to bludgeon conservatives.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:03 PM (EIOkK)

All easy things to decide on. Better question is, should we continue to allow people to vote when they are clearly voting on cult of personality? Is the protection of our founding system important enough to suffer through voting requirement decisions? They do this already with citizenship tests. I doubt that will continue if stupid people keep voting for corrupt personalities.

I know it will never happen. But it should.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:08 PM (pUDQf)

199 Anna Puma, I know several. Confederate Air Force, Cavenaugh Air Museum in Dallas, the outfit who has one of the last On Mark K models (look for Special K A-26 on FB).

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at October 26, 2016 09:08 PM (13dPG)

200
oops forgot to close the italics

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 26, 2016 09:08 PM (5Yee7)

201 Ted Danson didn't have much to say when his mouth was up in jelly roll. Cheers!

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at October 26, 2016 09:09 PM (FXW24)

202 And Karl Rove gives MeAgain a quick kiss on the snootch.

Watching this so y'all don't have to, cuz I wanna' see The White Knights come on and Validate Her.

Not sure if I can suffer through that grating voice for a full hour, though.

Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at October 26, 2016 09:09 PM (CXLVd)

203 I'll just be happy with voter id and purple ink

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 26, 2016 09:09 PM (Om16U)

204 --
Again, any bar can and will be used to bludgeon conservatives.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:03 PM

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You just need to decide if it's better or worse the the absence-of-ANY-bars bludgeon their wielding now.

Posted by: irright at October 26, 2016 09:09 PM (vqzjE)

205 the littl shyning man makes a fine point - the left smells blood in the water, the masks are off, and they'd like to close the entire deal now. That's why my blood boils when I hear pundits on "our side" suggest that we can survive four to eight years of Her Thighness. We can't.

Posted by: Afroman at October 26, 2016 09:10 PM (f5sT8)

206
Again, I ask, rhetorically, what happened to the Counterculture??

Adele and all the Hollywood Celerys can go sit on a hammer and a sickle, for all I care.

There was a time when "artists" would never hitch their wagons to a huge political machine, even the Democrats.

Not only is the Counterculture dead, it was all fake to begin with.

We don't even hear the phrase "Sellout" anymore because all the "artists" today are Mainstream Main Street Wall Street Sellouts.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:10 PM (qpADm)

207 Never seen so many people lose their mental facilities over a single person in my lifetime. It was many decades before I was born that there was such an outpouring of brains to support someone who does not have your best interest at heart.


Posted by: astonerii at October 26, 2016 08:34 PM (o/DjS)

Ain't that the truth! So many people, hitherto thought to be sane, have come down with raging cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome, it's long past being funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2016 09:10 PM (CUYn5)

208 Adele is a Brit
Probably voted Remain

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 26, 2016 09:10 PM (Om16U)

209
Never forget: The Left doesn't believe a word they say.

I will remind you all of this forever.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:10 PM (qpADm)

210 P'cola tends to do that a lot. If they didn't, just ponder how many more planes from the Great Lakes would be in civilian hands flying.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 09:11 PM (eS61a)

211 my guide to voting

first, don't.
if you must, but don't know enough about the issues or candidates, ask someone.
there's always some earnest busybody who will urge you to vote one way or another, like celebrities.
when you get that opinion, it's always a good bet to vote against what they suggest to you. at the very least, you will have cancelled their vote and done no harm.
the very last persons you ought to pay any attention at all to are the candidates. they are, by definition, lying.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 09:11 PM (U0lQa)

212 Note... I really like the Taken movies... did not see the last one because of his anti gun stance.

Ha! I remember what Steyn said about Taken 2- "the only one taken is YOU". I saw it too and was disappointed but I did get the big tub of popcorn. Usually the best part of any movie at the theater anymore.

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at October 26, 2016 09:11 PM (CL76w)

213 I'll just be happy with voter id and purple ink

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 26, 2016 09:09 PM (Om16U)


I hate the finger painting idea ... but if that happened leftists would be out trying to smear purple ink on the fingers of anyone they thought was a Republican voter.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2016 09:11 PM (zc3Db)

214 I remember when Chris Pratt tweeted a Ronald Reagan quote. What followed was something several degrees above a shitstorm, whatever the technical name for that is.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2016 09:11 PM (ppaKI)

215 I would have no problem with the media's bias but for the fact that they constantly trumpet their own non-existent objectivity.

I say that as someone who consumed Soviet media on a daily basis for several years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2016 09:11 PM (EZebt)

216 Well Sec of Def Ash Carter did something right and killed that Tijuana donkey show about the Calif. ARNG troops being forced to repay bonuses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 08:34 PM (eS61a)

Don't know that it's done anything for those who have already "repaid", though. Some guys mortgaged their homes to pay the slime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2016 09:11 PM (CUYn5)

217 Guys, it has occurred to me that we've had lots of presidents who have been heavy drinkers. Grant, Andrew Johnson, etc. So what if I periodically need to be "sobered up"? We survived them, and you'll survive me. Just resign yourself to me, okay?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 26, 2016 09:11 PM (dtWKK)

218 Ace was right about MeAgain having other people defend her honor and on cue tonight rides in Karl Rove to chastise Newt giving as good as he got last night.

It is so predictable now there is no point watching her at all even if she corrects her current course.

Posted by: Decaf at October 26, 2016 09:12 PM (8zHLN)

219 They should all be minority woman conservatives. Let the MSM tell us why such and such black justice who grew up in Segregated Georgia in the 50s doesn't deserve to be on SCOTUS.
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 26, 2016 09:08 PM (1JAxC)
--------

He's got the list of 20.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 26, 2016 09:12 PM (BS8yt)

220 shyning man 2004 was pretty bad, generally.


A rough impression but I think I recall more major incidents of vandalism etc. in the 2004 campaign (guess the targeted side) than this time.


Same spirit, though. And certainly a country much further down the dark path in the intervening 12 years.


Now, even major elements of the "opposition", and of course the PR arm of the Dems (the press), ignore it. And it's increasingly difficult to believe that even if informed of these things the NPR-dumb urban/coastal drones who are the "educated" part of the Dem demo would care.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2016 09:12 PM (QDnY+)

221
Astro, you enjoy spreading cheeks for the Democrats. I do not.

You will always be a serf and a dupe for the GOP. I will not.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:12 PM (qpADm)

222 " the littl shyning man makes a fine point - the left smells blood in the water, the masks are off, and they'd like to close the entire deal now. That's why my blood boils when I hear pundits on "our side" suggest that we can survive four to eight years of Her Thighness. We can't.

Posted by: Afroman"

Thanks, that's about what I was gonna say.

Though they also, rightly, sense that a little girl could ruin all of their beautiful evil with a bucket of water ....

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 09:12 PM (Z8DIA)

223 Wow, that Esquire thing is unspeakably vile.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at October 26, 2016 09:12 PM (gsdjp)

224 Never forget: The Left doesn't believe a word they say.

Is that you, Fen?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:12 PM (0F67M)

225 How about a Lebanese former Judge and Federal Prosecutor? I know one!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 26, 2016 09:12 PM (7N6ox)

226 Rachel Dolezal is a white person who thinks she's black. Adele is an English person who thinks she's American. She's part of the American wannabe folk singer fad in England, like "Mumford and Sons".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 26, 2016 09:14 PM (dtWKK)

227 Adele is a cultural appropriatrix.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 26, 2016 09:14 PM (dtWKK)

228 Above a Shit Storm is a Shit Nado

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 09:14 PM (+GOlG)

229 The On Mark B-26K Counter Invader until Thailand yelped 'We can't have bombers in our country!' so it became the A-26A Invader. 42 built. New wing spars, new bomb racks under the new wings, enlarged vertical tail, T-33 tip tanks, new propellers, and new engines. Call sign Nimrod.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 09:14 PM (eS61a)

230 206
Again, I ask, rhetorically, what happened to the Counterculture??

Adele and all the Hollywood Celerys can go sit on a hammer and a sickle, for all I care.

There was a time when "artists" would never hitch their wagons to a huge political machine, even the Democrats.

Not only is the Counterculture dead, it was all fake to begin with.

We don't even hear the phrase "Sellout" anymore because all the "artists" today are Mainstream Main Street Wall Street Sellouts.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:10 PM (qpADm)

Good observation. Being liberal means never having to say you're sorry. For being a hypocrite.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:14 PM (pUDQf)

231

Is that you, Fen?



It still irritates me that I wasn't the first to say it.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:14 PM (qpADm)

232 I'm thinking of making a Wanted Hillary poster and plastering downtown Asheville with it and at the end put down Vote Jill Stein.

Stein has been more anti-Hillary than most elected leadership Republicans, she needs a little love.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 26, 2016 09:15 PM (BS8yt)

233 How about a Lebanese former Judge and Federal Prosecutor? I know one!


What they do behind closed doors is none of my business, unless they're hot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:15 PM (0F67M)

234 Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at October 26, 2016 08:19 PM (FXW24)

Cook your own shit porky. You don't pay me enough.

Posted by: Steadman at October 26, 2016 09:15 PM (5hp5+)

235 Cleveland pitching is really crap tonight. 5-0 Cubs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:15 PM (pUDQf)

236 "Mumford and Sons".

I loved Red Skelton in that junkyard show.

Posted by: Willy J. at October 26, 2016 09:16 PM (Ha50C)

237 Above a Shit Storm is a Shit Nado
Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 09:14 PM (+GOlG)

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Avoid the Shittercane at all costs.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 26, 2016 09:16 PM (JmjOe)

238
Stein has been more anti-Hillary than most elected leadership Republicans,

You're right about this. Jill Stein makes a better case against Hillary Clinton than any of the Republicans they put on TV.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:17 PM (qpADm)

239 I think the New York Times would have an entirely different viewpoint on illegal immigration if everyone there had to train their H1-B visa replacements. And an entirely different viewpoint on Islamic fundamentalist terrorism if an interview subject in their offices wearing a burka decided to go all 'splodey. I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2016 09:17 PM (11H2y)

240 237 Above a Shit Storm is a Shit Nado
Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 09:14 PM (+GOlG)

-------------

Avoid the Shittercane at all costs.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 26, 2016 09:16 PM (JmjOe)

Reminded me of the Shiiter-horn joke at the fair. Don't ride the Shitter-horn if you wore white jeans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:18 PM (pUDQf)

241 --
If the FAB plops her FA in DC again, it's gonna trigger a Shitnami.

Posted by: irright at October 26, 2016 09:18 PM (vqzjE)

242 My dad has COPD and is in his 70's. He's a big Trump guy. This is probably the first primary we didn't vote for the same guy. Mom was all nervous about it, but I encouraged him to put a sign out. Settled it and got him one.

Some Hillary fucktard stole it. He's spending his last days angry, and now ever angrier. STILL votes straight ticket R to this day.

I despise these fascist pajama boy fucktards almost as much as the GOPe- who doesn't deserve dad's support. Living out his last days without the ability to express his opinion on his private property. Pathetic.



Posted by: Cooldawg at October 26, 2016 09:18 PM (S7sC7)

243 And of course

The Shitsunami

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 09:18 PM (+GOlG)

244
Elon Musk is a weird looking fellow.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:18 PM (qpADm)

245 littl shyning man makes a fine point - the left smells blood in the water, the masks are off, and they'd like to close the entire deal now. That's why my blood boils when I hear pundits on "our side" suggest that we can survive four to eight years of Her Thighness. We can't.

++++

why I'll be perfectly content to switch to D in the event of a loss - and point the mob at the nevertrumpers.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 09:18 PM (U0lQa)

246 Better question is, should we continue to allow people to vote when they are clearly voting on cult of personality? Is the protection of our founding system important enough to suffer through voting requirement decisions? They do this already with citizenship tests. I doubt that will continue if stupid people keep voting for corrupt personalities.

I know it will never happen. But it should.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


The generations immediate to the founding did not need a test. And it's not a cult of personality that sways the current set of voters. It's celebrity, and yes, there is a distinction.

Hey, instead of codifying methods to have the Left exclude voters, why not change the culture instead?

Too hard? Well, buddy, that's the problem.

No franchise law is going to get you to the end point you want. The thought that a new law is going to solve political problems is contrary to conservatism and it almost guarantees unintended results.

Think about DOMA; a solid, palpable law. Black letter law on starchy white paper. Passed. That solved the potential problem, right?

Nope. It gave the Left the lever to turn the whole issue on its head and allow the Men in Black Dresses to approve.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:19 PM (EIOkK)

247
SHITAMEGEDDON for the win.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 26, 2016 09:19 PM (JmjOe)

248 Cubbies have an Amish hitter named Schwarbel.

But maybe not, his haircut is too good.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 26, 2016 09:20 PM (U6f54)

249
Living out his last days without the ability to express his opinion on his private property. Pathetic.


Shit pisses me off.
And my anger will not go away after Nov 8th, no matter what happens.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:20 PM (qpADm)

250 Well Schwable is German for swallow....

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 09:20 PM (eS61a)

251 226 Rachel Dolezal is a white person who thinks she's black. Adele is an English person who thinks she's American. She's part of the American wannabe folk singer fad in England, like "Mumford and Sons".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 26, 2016 09:14 PM (dtWKK)

Mumford and Sons got some serious talent though. I'll give them a pass

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:20 PM (pUDQf)

252 242 - put out another Trump sign and cover it with white lithium grease. Wear a mask and protective gear when you put it on the sign.

Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2016 09:21 PM (11H2y)

253 oops forgot to close the italics

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop


Minx is merciful. Omit one close tag, no spillover, no biggie. The problem arises when your close tag omits the slash, which gives you two open tags. That causes a barrel.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 26, 2016 09:21 PM (dtWKK)

254 Posted by: Cooldawg at October 26, 2016 09:18 PM (S7sC7)

That sucks. I really, really hate these animals.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 26, 2016 09:21 PM (CFc5L)

255 put out another Trump sign and cover it with white lithium grease

Clever.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:22 PM (0F67M)

256 There was another time in (St. Louis I think) the ball ended up between home and first.


****

Then he four-putted from there.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2016 09:22 PM (mvenn)

257
What the hell is going on with Chtulu?

Did Ace ban him, for real?

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:22 PM (qpADm)

258 >>>Winona does that

🙉🙉🙉

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy, sipping 🍷 with Winona at October 26, 2016 09:22 PM (utkBt)

259 What the hell is going on with Chtulu?

You didn't see him in purgatory?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:23 PM (0F67M)

260 Shitpocalypse

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 09:24 PM (+GOlG)

261 All about control.

Find out who does not agree with their agenda.

Then... if they are not of the Borg, destroy them.

/ in the day, it was called "blackballing."

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 26, 2016 09:24 PM (hqqM5)

262
You didn't see him in purgatory?

Our paths didn't cross.

Someone needs to speak with Ace about this.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:24 PM (qpADm)

263
How does one ban the Destroyer of Worlds?

Posted by: fixerupper at October 26, 2016 09:25 PM (JmjOe)

264 The generations immediate to the founding did not need a test. And it's not a cult of personality that sways the current set of voters. It's celebrity, and yes, there is a distinction.

Hey, instead of codifying methods to have the Left exclude voters, why not change the culture instead?

Too hard? Well, buddy, that's the problem.

No franchise law is going to get you to the end point you want. The thought that a new law is going to solve political problems is contrary to conservatism and it almost guarantees unintended results.

Think about DOMA; a solid, palpable law. Black letter law on starchy white paper. Passed. That solved the potential problem, right?

Nope. It gave the Left the lever to turn the whole issue on its head and allow the Men in Black Dresses to approve.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:19 PM (EIOkK)

I'd rather we install a stop gap measure that's worked for citizenship as a way to stem the tide of a social culture that's already in the toilet. Not sure we've got time for your long game. I get your point, but you're trying to preserve a balance long since gone. If you don't think we're already over a cliff, you may want to pay attention. Enough illegals on the voter roles, bought and paid for with government welfare means you will never see a conservative in office again. Ever.

Your notion of fairness and equality will be lost to history along with this country at that point. And that point is just around the corner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:25 PM (pUDQf)

265 Test

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 26, 2016 09:26 PM (oGE0z)

266 242 - put out another Trump sign and cover it with white lithium grease. Wear a mask and protective gear when you put it on the sign.

Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2016 09:21 PM (11H2y)

Spray the sign with coyote urine or skunk juice. There's nothing particularly offensive about white lithium grease, other than it eventually dries out, turns to clay, and jams up any mechanism that it was foolishly used to "lubricate".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2016 09:26 PM (CUYn5)

267 go tribe

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2016 09:26 PM (cPsPa)

268 Adele is an English person who thinks she's American.
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Oh, come on. What Brit wouldn't want to be an American? We've taken control of their language and the business world, while they're slowly turning Islamic and trying to explain why 12 year old "refugees" look like they're 52.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 26, 2016 09:26 PM (hqqM5)

269
How does one ban the Destroyer of Worlds?

Ace's superpowers exceed all others. It's not right. This is why Batman sought out the green rock -- to be an equalizer.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:26 PM (qpADm)

270 Mentioned the other night - sw radio is the wave of the future. Maybe Radio Moscow will tell us what's really going on in our own country. Heh...all those Radio Yerevan jokes will still be told, but they'll be talking abiut America.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 09:27 PM (5By3f)

271 I have Trump stickers on all my vehicles from dump truck to cars. The only exception is my wife's which is driven in DC to clients.

I have had positive comments and only one scraping at it incident in a Costco parking lot.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 26, 2016 09:27 PM (egezu)

272
Fuckin Costco.

Hate those people.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:28 PM (qpADm)

273 Wow. I literally just saw my first Donald Trump ad on TV.

Wow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:28 PM (pUDQf)

274 I'm comin' Elizabeth!

Posted by: Mumford and Son at October 26, 2016 09:28 PM (IqV8l)

275 I need to get him another one. I've never seethed and cried at the same time, so it's safe to say I'll be angry for a while.

I just hope he can pull it off. He might be the only guy that could defeat hillzabub. Seems strange to say but perhaps true- as flawed a candidate traditional politician as Trump is.

Posted by: Cooldawg at October 26, 2016 09:29 PM (S7sC7)

276 Heh...all those Radio Yerevan jokes will still be told, but they'll be talking abiut America.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 09:27 PM (5By3f)

"Call me a taxi." "OK, you're a taxi."

"Call me a van." "OK, Yerevan."

Try the veal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2016 09:29 PM (CUYn5)

277
Are you telling me Trump can't find one missile silo worker who will do a tv ad for him?

Are they all Democrat ballwashers?

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:29 PM (qpADm)

278 Speaking of brown shirts and Esquire, how many know that Glory Steinem worked for the CIA? It's hilarious that she dated Henry Kissinger and now she looks like him.

Posted by: Steadman at October 26, 2016 09:30 PM (5hp5+)

279 History made at the World Series - it's the first time ever that a batter named Kyle batted left-handed on a Wednesday night when the temperature was 66 degrees in Knoxville, TN.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2016 09:30 PM (ppaKI)

280 So 156,147,879 people are breathlessly hanging on every utterance of Taylor Swift. Nice to know.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2016 09:31 PM (mvenn)

281 279 History made at the World Series - it's the first time ever that a batter named Kyle batted left-handed on a Wednesday night when the temperature was 66 degrees in Knoxville, TN.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2016 09:30 PM (ppaKI)

There is nothing they don't keep stats on.

Tonight is the first night a boy named Tim has had a coke flavored icee on a Monday in seat 102 since 1944.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:31 PM (pUDQf)

282 I think if Trump loses, the US is going to look a lot like Venezuela. http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/26/americas/venezuela-protests/

Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2016 09:32 PM (11H2y)

283 A man thinks that if you allow a celebrity to influence how you vote then you are too damn stupid to be voting.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at October 26, 2016 09:32 PM (5fSr7)

284

Newt turned me into a Hitlery!

Posted by: MeAgain at October 26, 2016 09:32 PM (/p3r9)

285 Bloombergs Business Week tweeting they have a hit piece on Trump for tomorrow

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 09:32 PM (+GOlG)

286 Are you telling me Trump can't find one missile silo worker who will do a tv ad for him?

The Military is beyond corruption. I've been told here daily.

Apparently - so is the Air Force.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 26, 2016 09:32 PM (fiGNd)

287 Whew, thought I was kicked out because GaGa.

They pulled that inquisitor shaming on Lady Gaga
at about the fourth press said something like if Hillary's elected she'll make a good prez.

The State Media can't stand it. Toe the line.
Ask Tom Selleck.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 26, 2016 09:32 PM (oGE0z)

288 Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:28 PM (qpADm)

Say what you will, Costco is the only place I have been able to find consistently good quality thick cut bacon! For that alone, I'll tolerate them!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 26, 2016 09:33 PM (wCEn4)

289 Are you telling me Trump can't find one missile silo worker who will do a tv ad for him?

You saw that fake Republican woman Kohn, yes?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:33 PM (0F67M)

290 276. Close. 'Dear radio Yerevan: there is so much crime in the world. Will it still be like this under communism?' 'No. During the transition phase of socialism, there will be nothing left to steal. Under communism, there will be nobody to rob.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 09:34 PM (5By3f)

291
And, after all, how could one credibly complain about this after
declaring that Taylor Swift is "not a private citizen"? If she isn't,
then neither are you, pal.









*ahem*

OPERATION PIPEWRENCH

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2016 09:34 PM (LuZz8)

292 285
Bloombergs Business Week tweeting they have a hit piece on Trump for tomorrow

Water is wet!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 26, 2016 09:34 PM (7N6ox)

293 Bloombergs Business Week tweeting they have a hit piece on Trump for tomorrow

----------------

**yaaaaaawn**

What's her name this time?

Posted by: fixerupper at October 26, 2016 09:35 PM (JmjOe)

294 Bloombergs Business Week tweeting they have a hit piece on Trump for tomorrow

Posted by: ThunderB


Heh, they couldn't have flattered O'Keefe in a better fashion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:35 PM (EIOkK)

295
The bizzaro future of media in America.

http://tinyurl.com/howkmnh

http://tinyurl.com/zf3metm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2016 09:35 PM (IqV8l)

296 put out another Trump sign and cover it with white lithium grease interlocking fields of fire.


*****

Suggested tweak.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2016 09:35 PM (mvenn)

297
You saw that fake Republican woman Kohn, yes?

Oh yeah.

What's funny about her is she looks exactly like the typical Cambridge, Massachusetts woman resident from age 20-70.

If you put her in a line up with other women and told me to pick out the Leftist, she'd be my first pick in less than a second.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:35 PM (qpADm)

298 I've always had a suspicion that some celebrates had to be shamed and forced to take the side of the left or their paychecks would dry up. Also heard this years from a friend who lives out there whose family (strong Christian roots from the south) is in the Hollywood biz.

The social pressure out there is unfathomable.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 26, 2016 09:35 PM (Rw8Ov)

299 From WZ: Hillz Thug Scott Foval says Donk thugs behind attacks on Bush and Romney, too. If only we'd run Mario, we'd be 50 points ahead and Hillz wouldn't be cheating, thugging, or committing vote fraud.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 26, 2016 09:35 PM (Nwg0u)

300 Shitpocalypse

Posted by: ThunderB


I love the smell of Huma's panties in the morning. Smells like ... victory.

Posted by: Hillary at October 26, 2016 09:36 PM (dtWKK)

301 Cthulhu's a class act. I can't think of why he'd be banned unless he accidentally posted on an older link.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 26, 2016 09:36 PM (6FqZa)

302 Typoon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2016 09:36 PM (IqV8l)

303 I've been a postal worker for 67 years, and I don't trust Trump with the Social Security checks I've been stealing from Mrs. Mellish in apartment 14C.

Posted by: "Postal Worker" at October 26, 2016 09:37 PM (ppaKI)

304 If you put her in a line up with other women and told me to pick out the Leftist, she'd be my first pick in less than a second.

She had a patronage position in NYC working for Mark Green. Republican? Yeah, right.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:38 PM (0F67M)

305 Spray the sign with coyote urine or skunk juice.

How about bear musk? Be interesting to see what follows the sign thief hope

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 26, 2016 09:38 PM (6FqZa)

306 After the Ken Bone bullying bullshit, every media person is open season for heavy and through vetting to be laid bare for the public to view and judge.

Just as they do.

Open season on these fuckers.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 26, 2016 09:38 PM (Rw8Ov)

307
And yet the tv ad still airs.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:38 PM (qpADm)

308 home, I mean.

That was NOT a Freudian slip.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 26, 2016 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

309 How about bear musk? Be interesting to see what follows
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Yes! That would be interesting.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at October 26, 2016 09:39 PM (egezu)

310 And yet the tv ad still airs.


and no Kathy's Story. If Trump loses, he will regret letting that atom bomb lay unused.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:40 PM (0F67M)

311 296 - I like that idea, Muldoon. or maybe a coating of superglue on the edges?

Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2016 09:40 PM (11H2y)

312 Cthulhu's a class act. I can't think of why he'd be banned unless he accidentally posted on an older link.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 26, 2016 09:36 PM (6FqZa)

He got involved, sort of tangentially, in a clash of personalities on an ONT. Largely, it amounted to bad timing on his part. IIRC, the ban was to be for 2 weeks, which have now passed, but he probably has to ask to be reinstated, and possibly he doesn't want to have to ask.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2016 09:40 PM (CUYn5)

313 Got to say, I'm impressed with Donald not giving up the minority vote by default. He's got strong message that seems to be gaining traction. His speech in NC on a New Deal for the black community was good stuff. Far cry from McCain and Romney. Good for him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:40 PM (pUDQf)

314 This election is about the masculine making things even again with the feminine (feminists/the State).

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 26, 2016 09:41 PM (Rw8Ov)

315
Over at HotAir.com, "sponsored by the Colin Powell Leadership Institute":

Frank Luntz: Rubio would be up eight points against Clinton right now, Kasich would be up 12

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 26, 2016 09:41 PM (kdS6q)

316 Are you telling me Trump can't find one missile silo worker who will do a tv ad for him?

-
If Trump pushes the button, I'll send those bad boys downtown in a New York minute and I don't care if "downtown" is Moscow, Tehran, or Hollywood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 26, 2016 09:42 PM (Nwg0u)

317 296 put out another Trump sign and cover it with white lithium grease interlocking fields of fire.

Their trash gets collected tomorrow afternoon. I was thinking about taking a little stroll through dad's hood looking for signs supporting hillzabub or democrats in general. If I found any (rare fir Allen county in NE IN, thankfully) just check the trash for dad's sign...

what are the odds, right?

Posted by: Cooldawg at October 26, 2016 09:42 PM (S7sC7)

318 I'm listening to Trump's speech in DC today. It is well done.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 26, 2016 09:42 PM (egezu)

319 Apropos of nothing, I plugged in a cheap pair of speakers I had laying around here. Music sounds awesome! They're just sitting on either side of my monitor. I don't understand why I never bothered for so long.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 26, 2016 09:43 PM (Pz4pT)

320
Frank Luntz: Rubio would be up eight points against Clinton right now, Kasich would be up 12

Sure.

Frank Luntz was thoroughly embarrassed after 2012. He even said he should quit doing his stupid focus group thing he was so bad at it.

Why is he back?

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:43 PM (qpADm)

321 I CAN TASTE THEIR FEAR

Posted by: Mega at October 26, 2016 09:43 PM (EdXI9)

322 'Rubio would be up eight points against Clinton right now, Kasich would be up 12'


Jeb would be up by 24. On the road to victory!

Posted by: freaked at October 26, 2016 09:43 PM (BO/km)

323 Over at HotAir.com, "sponsored by the Colin Powell Leadership Institute":

Frank Luntz: Rubio would be up eight points against Clinton right now, Kasich would be up 12

-
Colin "Head Up His Colon" Powell

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 26, 2016 09:43 PM (Nwg0u)

324 The bizzaro future of media in America.

http://tinyurl.com/howkmnh

http://tinyurl.com/zf3metm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


That's a bad comparison, "the Iron Curtain isn't soundproof".

That's significant if there are still people on the other side who are willing to hear and think. Right now, liberals don't *want* to hear. The information is accessible to any that wants to hear, but the radio is being broadcast into zombieland, so it has no effect. The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 26, 2016 09:43 PM (dtWKK)

325 actually

i only have 1 brown shirt. it has stripes on it. it's an Izod. Which has two of the letters i guess.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 09:43 PM (U0lQa)

326 If only we'd run Mario

He touched princess peach. Megyn Kelly had her on her show.

Posted by: Luigi at October 26, 2016 09:44 PM (5hp5+)

327 I just hope he can pull it off. He might be the only guy that could defeat hillzabub. Seems strange to say but perhaps true- as flawed a candidate traditional politician as Trump is.

Posted by: Cooldawg at October 26, 2016 09:29 PM (S7sC7)



I'm beginning to think he's the man chosen for the job. If he had any connection with the elites its been severed. Looking forward to helping with that DC sump job.


Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 26, 2016 09:45 PM (oGE0z)

328 I don't think I have an actual brown shirt.

I have a brown sport jacket. Will that do?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:45 PM (0F67M)

329 There wasn't enough water to keep Mario's teeth from sticking to his lips. He had to go.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:45 PM (pUDQf)

330 how many know that Glory Steinem worked for the CIA?

+++

i didn't but so did Stanley Dunham i bet so no surprise.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 09:45 PM (U0lQa)

331 actually

i only have 1 brown shirt. it has stripes on it. it's an Izod. Which has two of the letters i guess.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 09:43 PM (U0lQa)


I've always loved you, Obergruppenfuhrer

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 09:46 PM (51PdX)

332
I don't think I have an actual brown shirt.

I'll have to check Goodwill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2016 09:46 PM (IqV8l)

333
Kasick, who did worse than Rubio (who did worse than Cruz), would be up 12 points?

Kasick, the guy from Ohio no one liked except for the Media and some of the Establishment??

Kasick, the guy from Ohio who ran a terrible campaign for the nomination, would be sailing away with the general election by double digits??


HOW?

How could that even be possible?

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:46 PM (qpADm)

334 Sport jacket??

Sportcoat. With elbow patches, like an effin English professor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:46 PM (0F67M)

335 Big Brother is Watching You

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 26, 2016 09:46 PM (AroJD)

336 'I have a brown sport jacket. Will that do?'

No. Get with the program.

Posted by: Brown shoes don't make it at October 26, 2016 09:47 PM (BO/km)

337 Taylor Swift was stalked on Twitter by that sad cow Lena Dunham and "made to care" about politics.

She always seemed relatively apolitical or default conservative being in country, for example giving tons to Tennessee relief efforts while it was being ignored by the media and President Cockholster.... but has now transitioned to be one of the "cool kids".... and no doubt with politics to follow suit.

But she's not stupid. Yet.

Posted by: 655321 at October 26, 2016 09:47 PM (EdXI9)

338
I've always loved you, Obergruppenfuhrer

Was he the guy who made popcorn?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2016 09:47 PM (IqV8l)

339 There goes the no hitter.....Its a nice cubbie spanking so far though Maybe Taylor Swift and Co. should at least say what baseball team they are for . Start with that

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at October 26, 2016 09:47 PM (INhDF)

340 Sportcoat. With elbow patches, like an effin English professor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:46 PM (0F67M)

Those elbow patches would make a great hiding place for a little .380

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2016 09:47 PM (CUYn5)

341 I've had Sammy Hagar's "wooooo" from Why Can't This Be Love playing on a loop in my head the whole day.

Posted by: I need an antidote at October 26, 2016 09:48 PM (8OYMp)

342 Why is he back?

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:43 PM (qpADm)


It's the lure of easy money,
It's got a very strong appeal!

Posted by: Glenn Frey at October 26, 2016 09:48 PM (wCEn4)

343 Was he the guy who made popcorn?

With a name like Obergruppenfuhrer, it has to be good.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:48 PM (0F67M)

344 317 Good luck. I'm so annoyed on your dad's behalf. BTW, there's a website that sells animal urine in gel form for about ten bucks. Look at www.peemart.com
Free shipping!

Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2016 09:48 PM (11H2y)

345 Gosh I'm bored ...
Hey poll man, are you sure Trump won't win NC?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 26, 2016 09:48 PM (dtWKK)

346 No brown shirt here, either. How about a silver shirt?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 26, 2016 09:48 PM (egezu)

347 I have a brown sport jacket. Will that do?

Posted by: Grump928(C)


*****


And a pink carnation?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2016 09:48 PM (mvenn)

348
and no Kathy's Story. If Trump loses, he will regret letting that atom bomb lay unused.

-------

Is that the 12 year old rape victim? While calling voters tonight a guy said tell Trump to use that story. I said I'll send him an email.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 26, 2016 09:48 PM (BS8yt)

349 Is that the 12 year old rape victim?

That's the one.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:49 PM (0F67M)

350 did the Cubs win?

Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2016 09:49 PM (11H2y)

351 Was he the guy who made popcorn?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2016 09:47 PM (IqV8l)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouHkL7u9qLw

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 09:50 PM (51PdX)

352 Victim of an urbangroper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2016 09:50 PM (IqV8l)

353 A white brownshirt,

And a pink carnation.

I'm all alone at the meme.

Posted by: zombie marty Robbins at October 26, 2016 09:50 PM (CUYn5)

354
Why hasn't The Protector Of All Women had on Hillary's rape victim?

You'd think Mehgam Kelly would like to do that interview.

Posted by: Soothsayer Wu at October 26, 2016 09:50 PM (qpADm)

355 we will remain infected with your sickness for decades to come.


Posted by: astonerii at October 26, 2016 08:34 PM (o/DjS)
------------------------------------
That's gonorrhea, fucknut... and speak for yourself.

Posted by: 655321 at October 26, 2016 09:50 PM (EdXI9)

356 Finally, Indians on the board with a wild pitch steal home. 5-1 bad guys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:50 PM (pUDQf)

357 Horde - the official uniform for rons is a fucking poncho and assless chaps. Officers may wear hobo-pelt mantles. Ettes wear yoga pants and dirndels. Right there in the manual, people.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 09:50 PM (5By3f)

358 Indians bats are warming up!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:51 PM (pUDQf)

359 That's gonorrhea, fucknut...


It's nothing to clap about, that's for sure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:52 PM (0F67M)

360

Pssstt

All chaps are assless

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 09:52 PM (+GOlG)

361
I always liked Alice Cooper's take on politics and rock music (and by extension, celebrity itself)

"First of all, why do people think rock stars know more than they do? That is the biggest fallacy in the world - if anything, we're dumber. We're not smarter than anybody else. I mean, why do you think we're rock stars?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2016 09:52 PM (LuZz8)

362 Wow. I literally just saw my first Donald Trump ad on TV.

Wow.

-
Speaking of ads, I just saw an ad for a do-gooder group helping the elderly and veterans and everybody. Turns out they're Scientology Volunteer Ministers. Come for do-gooderism, stay for the drugs and orgies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 26, 2016 09:52 PM (Nwg0u)

363 "And my anger will not go away after Nov 8th, no matter what happens."

Boy howdy, yes.
This.
The list is long.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 09:52 PM (Z8DIA)

364 357 Horde - the official uniform for rons is a fucking poncho and assless chaps. Officers may wear hobo-pelt mantles. Ettes wear yoga pants and dirndels. Right there in the manual, people.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 09:50 PM (5By3f)

Is there a position on wearing a jock strap/cup outside the chaps or underneath?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:52 PM (pUDQf)

365 >>That's gonorrhea, fucknut...

It's nothing to clap about, that's for sure.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Someone's sure crabby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (EIOkK)

366 Have the un -pc In juns had a lot of cum from behind wins this year Mr Al
Bama??

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (INhDF)

367 To get this monkey off her back, Swift should just say, "I strongly urge that all my fans vote who are eligible to vote, and do their due diligence in deciding whom to vote for. That is all."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (dtWKK)

368 Come for do-gooderism, stay for the drugs and orgies.

Hmm, second look at Scientology?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (0F67M)

369 347 I have a brown sport jacket. Will that do?

Gray/Black sport jacket, White dress shirt, Best Jeans, and my Brown boots.

Works for me ... still ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (fiGNd)

370 60

Pssstt

All chaps are assless
Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 09:52 PM (+GOlG)

Little known fact.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (pUDQf)

371
365
>>That's gonorrhea, fucknut...

It's nothing to clap about, that's for sure.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Someone's sure crabby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (EIOkK)







No need to be a drip.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (LuZz8)

372 Cthulhu's a class act. I can't think of why he'd be banned unless he accidentally posted on an older link.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 26, 2016 09:36 PM (6FqZa)


A temporary two week toss out/time to consider consequences with an automatic reinstatement would be reasonable.

Of course, there would always be the steam operated trap door.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (oGE0z)

373 Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2016 09:48 PM (11H2y)

Thanks. I know pajamaboy or BLM type thief probably wouldn't like Mrs. Doe Pee either, but need to save that for the Bucks that are starting to rut. .

A little time in the tree stand will soothe the anger.

That, or place another sign and stake out dad's place and imagine I'm in a stand on top of a game trail... Nope, that might get slippery, lol.

Posted by: Cooldawg at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (S7sC7)

374 >>That's gonorrhea, fucknut...

It's nothing to clap about, that's for sure.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Someone's sure crabby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (EIOkK)







No need to be a drip.




Ha. Burn!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (0F67M)

375 360.

Ours are extra-assless....more like long socks duct taped to a loin cloth, really.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (5By3f)

376 Ewwww

Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 09:55 PM (+GOlG)

377 an automatic reinstatement

#twoweeks

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 26, 2016 09:56 PM (6FqZa)

378 No need to be a drip.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (LuZz



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFl3T9Asw7Q

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 09:56 PM (51PdX)

379 I've been told by someone in the Repub party that they are performing better than in 2012 in NC with early voting. Also we have more absentee ballots in the field.

Let's hope that bodes well for team Last Chance.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 26, 2016 09:56 PM (BS8yt)

380 374 >>That's gonorrhea, fucknut...

It's nothing to clap about, that's for sure.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Someone's sure crabby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (EIOkK)


No need to be a drip.

Ha. Burn!!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (0F67M)

Someone's sure pissy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 09:56 PM (pUDQf)

381 365
>>That's gonorrhea, fucknut...

It's nothing to clap about, that's for sure.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Someone's sure crabby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (EIOkK)
A shot in the Ass and your to blameYou gave my dick a bad painI paid my bucks now I got the strainYou gave my dick a bad painSung to Banjovi

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 26, 2016 09:57 PM (7N6ox)

382 364. Rons of drugh rank or higher have discretion in the matter of personal weapons. See the section on codpieces.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 09:57 PM (5By3f)

383 Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 09:56 PM (51PdX)

Bannion!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 26, 2016 09:57 PM (wCEn4)

384 did the Cubs win?

Posted by: vivi


Thai Cubb is my favorite baseball player.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 26, 2016 09:57 PM (dtWKK)

385 Scott Adams thinks you can depress Clinton's turnout among white liberals by painting them as bullies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 26, 2016 09:57 PM (6FqZa)

386 I have no use for assless chaps. Or hairless chaps, either.

Posted by: andrew sullivan at October 26, 2016 09:58 PM (11H2y)

387
Someone's sure pissy

+++

i read all about it on weeweeleaks

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 09:58 PM (U0lQa)

388 It's called a cod piece, not a jock strap.

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2016 09:58 PM (Z56vq)

389 Bannion!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 26, 2016 09:57 PM (wCEn4)


Hrothgar!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 09:58 PM (51PdX)

390 Holy formatting fail.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 26, 2016 09:58 PM (7N6ox)

391 Venereal Disease - Warning from Dept of Health and Safety Sam

http://bit.ly/2exeTZs

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:59 PM (0F67M)

392 Hi Sean, where have you been hiding yourself?

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2016 09:59 PM (Z56vq)

393 374 >>That's gonorrhea, fucknut...

It's nothing to clap about, that's for sure.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Someone's sure crabby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (EIOkK)


No need to be a drip.

Ha. Burn!!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (0F67M)

Someone's sure pissy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


I think you chancred that one into the weeds.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:59 PM (EIOkK)

394 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 26, 2016 09:57 PM (6FqZa)

A bit late for that I think, but he (Scott Adams) has been a fascinating apolitical commentator in the late stages of this race!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 26, 2016 09:59 PM (wCEn4)

395 FWIW, there may be another Moron here in N. Ill. ....
drove past a small rural cemetery today and it absolutely did have a clinton / kaine sign up inside !

Woo - effen - hoo !

Talk about yer LOL !

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 09:59 PM (Z8DIA)

396 385 Scott Adams thinks you can depress Clinton's turnout among white liberals by painting them as bullies.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 26, 2016 09:57 PM (6FqZa)

-------

I'd much rather shit on them as bullies, no paint this go round.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 26, 2016 10:00 PM (BS8yt)

397 Has Don Knotts opined about the election yet?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2016 10:00 PM (mvenn)

398 Cod peice? Like you have a fish in your pants?

What is this fuckery?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 10:00 PM (pUDQf)

399 Venereal Disease - Warning from Dept of Health and Safety Sam

http://bit.ly/2exeTZs
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:59 PM (0F67M)

Why was a penis talking to me?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 10:00 PM (51PdX)

400 353 A white brownshirt,

And a pink carnation.

I'm all alone at the meme.
Posted by: zombie marty Robbins at October 26, 2016 09:50 PM (CUYn5)

A white sportcoat and a pink crustacean. Jimmy Buffett.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 26, 2016 10:00 PM (cm1Bl)

401 That's gonorrhea, fucknut...

It's nothing to clap about, that's for sure.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Someone's sure crabby.


Can I get a golf clap?

Posted by: Tiger Woods at October 26, 2016 10:00 PM (dtWKK)

402 Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 09:58 PM (51PdX)

Been a bit, hope all is well in Bannion World!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 26, 2016 10:01 PM (wCEn4)

403 Why was a penis talking to me?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 10:00 PM (51PdX)

If you have to ask....

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 26, 2016 10:01 PM (cm1Bl)

404 What does Mike Tyson think?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 26, 2016 10:01 PM (Nwg0u)

405 Why was a penis talking to me?


You're a good listener?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 10:01 PM (0F67M)

406 Can I get a golf clap?
Posted by: Tiger Woods at October 26, 2016 10:00 PM (dtWKK)

Nope. Just plain old clap.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 26, 2016 10:01 PM (cm1Bl)

407 Hi Sean, where have you been hiding yourself?
Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2016 09:59 PM (Z56vq)


I went into hiding during the Great Trump True Con Wars of '16.

It was hell, man. Just....hell.

*sobs*

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 10:02 PM (51PdX)

408 Taylor wants to be Mrs. Taylor Trump in 2018........(that would be a cool music video based on that romance). Melania could just upstairs in the White House Solarium for the

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at October 26, 2016 10:02 PM (iucaD)

409 Taylor wants to be Mrs. Taylor Trump in 2018........(that would be a cool music video based on that romance). Melania could just upstairs in the White House Solarium for the

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at October 26, 2016 10:02 PM (iucaD)

410 Taylor wants to be Mrs. Taylor Trump in 2018........(that would be a cool music video based on that romance). Melania could just upstairs in the White House Solarium for the

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at October 26, 2016 10:02 PM (iucaD)

411 The codpiece makes mine orange roughy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2016 10:02 PM (IqV8l)

412 mmmm, yes ?

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 10:02 PM (Z8DIA)

413 The Groove Tube was the King of Drunken Sneak-into-the-Drive-in movies.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 10:02 PM (0F67M)

414 maybe Fritz the Cat

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 10:03 PM (0F67M)

415 I think you chancred that one into the weeds.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:59 PM (EIOkK)

I had to google that. I don't like you anymore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 10:03 PM (pUDQf)

416 Someone just hit a triple.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2016 10:03 PM (IqV8l)

417 wait no ... Billy Jack.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 10:03 PM (0F67M)

418 10pm EST. Time to go outside and offer yourself to street thugs. Hate yourself for them hating you.

Posted by: Temple University at October 26, 2016 10:03 PM (FXW24)

419 You're a good listener?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 10:01 PM (0F67M)


Folks, let's give it up for Grump928C !!! Isn't he the best!?!?!

He'll be here all week, two shows a day. Now remember to try the veal, and please tip your waitresses.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 10:03 PM (51PdX)

420 for the...

for the...


for the what??? Don't leave us hanging!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2016 10:03 PM (mvenn)

421 228 Above a Shit Storm is a Shit Nado
Posted by: ThunderB at October 26, 2016 09:14 PM (+GOlG)


It's a catagory 5 shiticane.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at October 26, 2016 10:04 PM (1JnAL)

422 Just who is Pete and why should we love him??

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 10:04 PM (0F67M)

423
That, or place another sign and stake out dad's place and imagine I'm in a stand on top of a game trail... Nope, that might get slippery, lol.

Posted by: Cooldawg at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (S7sC7)

Well, you could connect the sign to an electric fencer, like that guy did on Youtube. Have a camera on it for the lulz.

Posted by: zombie marty Robbins at October 26, 2016 10:04 PM (CUYn5)

424 "10pm EST. Time to go outside and offer yourself to street thugs. Hate yourself for them hating you."


Okay if I take the J-frame along ?

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 10:04 PM (Z8DIA)

425 we had a director from ACM labs over today talking about all the latest std testing trends and whatnot. it was more interesting than it sounds.

like, she was saying they got a new machine and they were working out the kinks, one of them being the amount of mucosa in female swab samples gumming up the pipettes. they got around that by spinning the invalid samples so it went down to maybe 5% rejected of the remaining.

which, when you do 300 or so a day adds up. they then hopefully fall back on cultures, if the provider did one.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 26, 2016 10:06 PM (U0lQa)

426 Been a bit, hope all is well in Bannion World!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 26, 2016 10:01 PM (wCEn4)


Things are good! Well....as good as they can be in the People's Democratic Republic of California.

OTOH, you should see all the yummy mummies dropping their kiddos off at school in micro short shorts and 5 inch come-fuck-me pumps.....at 8 a.m.

The lovely Mrs. Bannion no longer lets me take the Littlest Bannion to school

I.....I wonder why.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 10:06 PM (51PdX)

427 Well, okay, maybe the 1911.

Or both.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 10:06 PM (Z8DIA)

428 Okay if I take the J-frame along ?

Posted by: the deplorable sock


Only if that's the one with the 200-round cylinder.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 10:06 PM (EIOkK)

429 Meagain is singlehandedly keeping the Orange Bimbo eruption in business.

Bless her heart. She's going to ride that mule into the sunset.

Posted by: ALH at October 26, 2016 10:06 PM (Z56vq)

430 See the section on codpieces.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 09:57 PM (5By3f)

I had a codpiece once. Nothing to write home about. She was as cold as a fish, too.

Posted by: The Rapey Dophin at October 26, 2016 10:06 PM (CUYn5)

431 After the election I'll probably wanna put the extended tube on the 870, amirite ?

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 10:08 PM (Z8DIA)

432 Picked up another 100 rounds today. Promptly lost them in a canoe accident. I'm such a clutz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2016 10:09 PM (pUDQf)

433 I hear people talk about how glad they'll be when this is all over. They seem to think Nov 9 2016 will be the end of this ugliness, as if the election is what's got people at each other's throats - they mistake the fever for the disease.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 10:10 PM (O1lFN)

434

What countries have the best firearms laws outside of the U.S.?

Asking for a neighbor's friend's cousin's acquaintance...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 26, 2016 10:10 PM (/p3r9)

435 After the election I'll probably wanna put the extended tube on the 870, amirite ?
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 10:08 PM (Z8DIA)


You'll probably wanna just trade it in for an M-61 Vulcan.

6,000 rds a minute!!

We're gonna need it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 26, 2016 10:10 PM (51PdX)

436 ONT up

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 10:10 PM (EIOkK)

437 nood ont.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 10:11 PM (Z8DIA)

438 The best thing about this asshole is that he'll be one of the first up against the wall when the inevitable Progressive Purge happens.

Posted by: holygoat at October 26, 2016 10:13 PM (DbBV5)

439 well, I'm done being pissy.

Need to sleep on a solution. Lithium grease, some animal urine, electricity? Or perhaps all of the above...

I told dad I'd find him another. Told him to bring it in at night. If they want to take it in broad daylight, well, they're risking their lives by doing so. I'll just say it wouldn't be a Grand Torino type ending.


Posted by: Cooldawg at October 26, 2016 10:13 PM (S7sC7)

440
393
374 >>That's gonorrhea, fucknut...

It's nothing to clap about, that's for sure.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Someone's sure crabby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:53 PM (EIOkK)


No need to be a drip.

Ha. Burn!!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2016 09:54 PM (0F67M)

Someone's sure pissy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

I think you chancred that one into the weeds.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2016 09:59 PM (EIOkK)







Don't be a sore loser.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2016 10:14 PM (LuZz8)

441 on to the o n t go cubs

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at October 26, 2016 10:17 PM (INhDF)

442

I may put a couple Trump signs up--inside a circle of toe poppers.

Claymores would be overkill.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 26, 2016 10:18 PM (X35Yt)

443 433 I hear people talk about how glad they'll be when this is all over. They seem to think Nov 9 2016 will be the end of this ugliness, as if the election is what's got people at each other's throats - they mistake the fever for the disease.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 26, 2016 10:10 PM (O1lFN)


I'm now seeing all the "we really need to come together now" posts on Facebook.

Usually they are from the ones that a week ago were calling anyone that was going to vote for Trump a racist.

Yeah, I remember that, and I won't forget it, so don't plan on me being all warm and fuzzy when the election is over, either way.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at October 26, 2016 10:26 PM (1JnAL)

444 Hey, who bumped off the ONT?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 10:28 PM (eS61a)

445 What the?

I just commented on the ONT, hit post, and Pfffft! it's gone.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 26, 2016 10:28 PM (rJUlF)

446 nood ont.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 26, 2016 10:11 PM (Z8DIA)

And then it just vanished....

do do do do

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2016 10:28 PM (CUYn5)

447 Whoa. ONT gone.

Um.

UUMMM!!?

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 26, 2016 10:29 PM (hhV+y)

448 Little girl voice, "It's bacccckkkkk!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2016 10:29 PM (eS61a)

449 Anna Puma, How are you?

The ONT? It was the politician at the fuse box with NSA Bob's fist shorting the power out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2016 10:29 PM (u82oZ)

450 I must study politics and war so that a cob may have the liberty to insist we all play together.

Posted by: John Adams Dogg at October 26, 2016 10:32 PM (fiGNd)

451 Repulsive left-wing totalitarians like John Hendrickson want to insert their political agenda into literally every last corner of American life and punish not just those who disagree with them, but also those who wish to simply NOT engage in politics every single waking minute of their day.

I missed this thread because I watching the World Series, but this exactly the sort of thing that Bob Dylan had to put up with back in the 60s.

The Left thought they owned him and that it was his job to write "protest songs". After awhile he said "fuck that shit, I'll write what I want".

The Left never forgave him for refusing to speak out against the Vietnam War and for not appearing at antiwar rallies.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 26, 2016 11:23 PM (sdi6R)

452 I pledge allegiance to the betters
Of the United States of America
One oligarchy, run by gods
Invincible
With repression and poverty for all.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 27, 2016 12:01 AM (FtrY1)

453 I pledge allegiance to my betters
Of the United States of America.
One oligarchy, run by gods.
Invincible.
With repression and poverty for all.

Will my literary skills get me top bunk and fortified gruel at Happy Fun Camp?



Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 27, 2016 12:19 AM (FtrY1)

454 Deja vu all over again.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 27, 2016 12:21 AM (FtrY1)

455 I'm pretty sure Duane Johnson is a republican. Taylor Swift probably is too. She seems to like to keep the money she earns instead of letting it get thieved by the gov't. She's too good at her business not to be.

Posted by: Kaldar at October 27, 2016 12:30 AM (8Wsi4)

456 Wow. I literally just saw my first Donald Trump ad on TV.



Wow.
---
we'd have to turn our TV on...

not sure why we even pay for Dish anymore, other than force of habit and HRH is in charge of such things

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2016 01:25 AM (2fWgq)

457 O/T but FYI, if you've wondered where chemjeff is, he's on Twitter with amishdude, trashing Trump./

Posted by: Patrick Strei at October 27, 2016 01:54 AM (e+Txx)

458 Chemjeff is thinking about the good old days when the Momma sang us to sleep, but now we're all stressed out.

(H/T 21 pilots)

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 27, 2016 04:04 AM (27WlQ)

459 I know who Madonna would vote for.

Posted by: But First She Will Blow Me at October 27, 2016 06:25 AM (ndGCC)

460 homo

straight up

Posted by: Paul A'Barge at October 27, 2016 02:03 PM (ToDlO)

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