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Monday Night Overnight Open Thread (10/24/16) [Mis. Hum.]
You thought Monday October 24, 2016 was tough. You should have been around on Thursday October 24, 1929. The Great Depression kicked off on this day 87 years ago.
Those Morons who had parents who lived during this time were taught some serious financial lessons. One of those lessons could have been what they ate for sammiches. To this day your humble OB enjoys a good Bologna sandwich.
As an 8 year old, my parents sent me to visit my grandfather 4 hours away by train. Ah, the good old Chicago Northwestern. My how times have changed.
Yummy, Girl Scout Cookies!! Girl Scout Cookie cereal? Smaller than normal boxes of cereal and more costly? Remember the Obamacare Website disastrous rollout? Neither does Obama. Happiness, we don't need no stinkin' happiness here.Corporations intent on making employees more engaged and creativeare focusing on happiness as the answer. Chief Happiness Officer is anactual job at many companies. But most scientists say that creativity calls on persistence and problem-solving skills, not positivity. Computational scientist Anna Jordanous at Kent University and linguist Bill Keller of Sussex University in Englanddug through through over half century of study on the creative process in various fields, and isolated 14 components of creativity. Happiness wasn’t one of them.From
As usual, facts have little to nothing to do with anti-gun policy, especially in the Land Down Under. And so we’re not surprised to read Reuters report that “Australia on Friday announced a gun amnesty for next year after a criminal intelligence report estimated there were 260,000 illegal firearms in the countryHosting a party for "whites" only. Not so good. That would be discriminatory. Hosting a party for persons of color only is a different story and acceptable. A leaked Soros memo exposes the corruption of Obama & Clinton. Follow the money and have a score card handy to keep track of the players.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by homeopathic medicine for anxiety.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Catwrangler at October 24, 2016 10:29 PM (L62jT)
First! And I do like this name for our new party.
Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2016 10:31 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 24, 2016 10:31 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at October 24, 2016 10:32 PM (3w+CX)
I indulge her feelings about Roosevelt, despite what we think of him today.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 24, 2016 10:32 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2016 10:33 PM (29QcC)
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I use the Book of Common Prayer, as published October 1, 1790 as my reference for daily Bible reading guide.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 10:27 PM (7H/2n)
Wow Hammer, I feel slack, I use the 1928 edition.
True
story, I wanted to get married with the old prayer book and my liberal
priest said no way, our Parrish only uses the new prayer book, fck
you.Well I happened to know that you CAN use the the 28 prayer book for a
marriage and burial. That was part of the deal to get the new prayer
book.
I called the bishop's office to confirm what I already
knew. At our next meeting the priest rather snottily said "Well didn't
think it meant so much to you that you would call the bishop"
In other words, you caught me in a lie and your an asshole not me.
Needless to say my pledge the next year went to zero. I got married with the 28 prayer book.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 24, 2016 10:33 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 24, 2016 10:34 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Depression Era Grandma at October 24, 2016 10:34 PM (/kYMn)
That's really just a list of the 19 richest commie countries. For example, read the entry for Belgium to see what it "really important" on this list:
16. Belgium - 86.19. The HQ of the European Union scores highly on social progress and demonstrates that sometimes being a smaller country makes it easier to look after all your inhabitants.
A country that "look(s) after all (its) inhabitants". Yeah ... friggin paradise to live in a country like that ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2016 10:35 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 24, 2016 10:35 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 24, 2016 10:35 PM (6RZuW)
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Shouldn't be on the list. Like Nigel Farage said, Belgium is pretty much a non-country.
http://tinyurl.com/66ev72d
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 24, 2016 10:37 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Tuna at October 24, 2016 10:37 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually
There are more government employees per capita in New Mexico than any other state.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 24, 2016 10:37 PM (TnUKj)
Bologna is the Arby's of the sandwich meats.
The 19 countries with the highest standard of life.
Standard? Which standard? Oh, that one define "by the not-for-profit organisation Social Progress Imperative" Yeah, about that...
"Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by homeopathic medicine for anxiety."
Yikes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2016 10:38 PM (EIOkK)
My how times have changed.
"Children are given far more responsibility at a young age in Japan. Kids as young as 6 can be seen riding the subway alone"
Ooooooo....
Posted by: Sen Harry Reid
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 24, 2016 10:38 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 24, 2016 10:37 PM (6RZuW)
Meh. Most of the European "nations" are joke countries that couldn't defend themselves against an onslaught of cub scouts with wrist rockets and BBs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2016 10:38 PM (zc3Db)
Sean's exclusive with a guy that walked past the studio and agreed to talk for twenty bucks.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 24, 2016 10:39 PM (zu88C)
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Wow more than New Jersey??
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 24, 2016 10:39 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 10:40 PM (BcNLK)
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In other words they've all become France.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 24, 2016 10:40 PM (6RZuW)
It's National Bologna Day!
Fried bologna sandwich++
Also hear that the BBQ bologna you can get Eastwards is pretty good.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 24, 2016 10:40 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 24, 2016 10:40 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Black Phillip the Bariaur at October 24, 2016 10:41 PM (bS6uW)
The little old ladies loved me. Dad also gave me his Shriner's ring, to have if I got in trouble. He said to just show it to the conductor and he would find someone to help me.
It worked.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 24, 2016 10:41 PM (NbJXF)
After traversing this great country several time in my youth let me tell you...
They will literally make me vomit at the sight of them.
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at October 24, 2016 10:41 PM (EQgcz)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 24, 2016 10:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 24, 2016 10:40 PM (6RZuW)
The sad, pathetic, retarded truth of the modern West is that the French Revolutionaries won.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2016 10:42 PM (zc3Db)
I just had grilled chicken with goat cheese, artichokes and sautéed spinach. Chased down with several vodka gimlets.
Heaven, I'm in heaven....
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2016 10:42 PM (ILoaF)
I was put on a plane in San Francisco by my parents and was met by a relative in LA when I was 12 years old. Probably child abuse now.
Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 10:42 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: ryukyu at October 24, 2016 10:42 PM (5hp5+)
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I don't know the world I live in anymore.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 24, 2016 10:42 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Black Phillip the Bariaur at October 24, 2016 10:42 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 24, 2016 10:43 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 24, 2016 10:43 PM (BI2cK)
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To have and to hold until inconvenience do you part or something better comes along.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 24, 2016 10:43 PM (Nwg0u)
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Yeah, but their cops have HK MP5's
Posted by: Guy who's been covered by a Belgian MP5 at October 24, 2016 10:43 PM (7H/2n)
He was an incredible writer and thinker.
Simply the best of the original bloggers.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2016 10:43 PM (EmUe0)
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Didn't we just have that tonight?
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 24, 2016 10:43 PM (6RZuW)
True, but I don't think this is what the Guy said He was going to reveal...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 24, 2016 10:43 PM (O2RFr)
Hosting a party for "whites" only. Not so good. That would be discriminatory. Hosting a party for persons of color only is a different story and acceptable.
Men-only social club in New York? Instant lawsuit.
Women-only social club? Eight pages of approving fluff in New York Magazine:
http://tinyurl.com/jp8r444
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 24, 2016 10:44 PM (kdS6q)
I indulge her feelings about Roosevelt, despite what we think of him today.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
Your mother was about one year younger than my mother.
My mother was 11 years old when Roosevelt became President. And was just short of 24 when he died.
She always said his presidency was the closest thing we ever came to a dictatorship.
I guess we are about to test that here real soon.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 24, 2016 10:45 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 24, 2016 10:45 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Black Phillip the Bariaur at October 24, 2016 10:45 PM (bS6uW)
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Probably pretty safe unless there's a layover in Searchlight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 24, 2016 10:45 PM (Nwg0u)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790595137113956353
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790595246216196098
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790595362532696064
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790595571434127360
Posted by: kbdabear at October 24, 2016 10:46 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 10:46 PM (S9J47)
HERE is the latest one.
http://tinyurl.com/jnkwasv
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 24, 2016 10:46 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
"Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by homeopathic medicine for anxiety."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2016 10:46 PM (EIOkK)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790595680397987840
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790595810161336320
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790595935579480064
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790596076965244929
Posted by: kbdabear at October 24, 2016 10:47 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 24, 2016 10:47 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 24, 2016 10:48 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 24, 2016 10:48 PM (NbJXF)
It was really pretty safe.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 24, 2016 10:48 PM (S6Pax)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790596196616114178
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790596314744573952
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790596422181621761
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/790596533179650048
Posted by: kbdabear at October 24, 2016 10:48 PM (Ya7zs)
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I feel like I just got Rickrolled by the Chinese.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 24, 2016 10:48 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 24, 2016 10:49 PM (kP16F)
Den Beste is dead and the rest have gone to shit.
Good thing we have Ace Of Spades which really it the best blog and community on the web.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2016 10:49 PM (ILoaF)
Posted by: ibguy at October 24, 2016 10:50 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 24, 2016 10:50 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at October 24, 2016 10:50 PM (2JQBv)
"Japan still has a small immigrant population though..."
Yeah, that's a benefit to them....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 24, 2016 10:50 PM (2L42J)
Or a creepy seatmate with an eye patch.
Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 10:50 PM (5huyv)
Gripe over. I'm just sick of all the fucking bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 24, 2016 10:51 PM (iLoHX)
Canada has a small population but the are "some of the best looked after in the world."
F@cking lefties....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 24, 2016 10:51 PM (2L42J)
Funny ... I made it through the start of the internet blogs without ever reading any of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2016 10:51 PM (zc3Db)
I feel like I just got Rickrolled by the Chinese.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually
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"Lick-lolled"
Night rons
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 24, 2016 10:51 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Kreplach
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yeah, but denizens, déclassé
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 10:52 PM (9Q5BJ)
http://brickmuppet.mee.nu/steven_denbeste_1952-2016
The comments speak for me including the list of blogs I used to check out all the time way back then. [Hat tip to Small Dead Animals blog.]
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2016 10:52 PM (FP3TD)
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*shudder*
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Probably OK if there are sleep overs and pillow fights.
Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 10:52 PM (5huyv)
My mother was 11 years old when Roosevelt became President. And was just short of 24 when he died.
She always said his presidency was the closest thing we ever came to a dictatorship.
Gabriel IN the White House.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2016 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 24, 2016 10:53 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Insomniac
There's nothing I can write to make you feel better so...
*two for flinching*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2016 10:53 PM (EIOkK)
Today, my father, who died in 1989, would have turned 100. He had to support his mother and 3 younger sisters when his dad died when he was 19. Worked on the farm in the morning and then went to work second shift in a factory. The man worked like a dog until his health finally broke and he had to retire at 62. The area the farm was in had become suburban by the time I was a kid, but he could still drive around it and point out where all the farms had been and who had owned them.
I miss him terribly.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 24, 2016 10:53 PM (P8951)
Den Beste is dead and the rest have gone to shit.
Good thing we have Ace Of Spades which really it the best blog and community on the web.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2016 10:49 PM (ILoaF)
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Instapundit, the Blogfather, is still around and my #2.
Ace of Spades is the best blog and community on the web - I second that.
Nice hash, by the way.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 10:54 PM (BcNLK)
My guess is that no whites wanted to show up, so they said, "No whites allowed!" as a kind of sour grapes.
And I think that liberal whites are guilty of using blacks as a kind of stepping stone, in order to make themselves feel more "inclusive". I don't blame blacks for feeling used and resenting it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 24, 2016 10:55 PM (dtWKK)
It's actually a pretty scenic trip, for commuter rail.
Posted by: Oschisms at October 24, 2016 10:55 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 10:52 PM (5huyv)
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Whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 10:55 PM (S9J47)
Like plants? Or toddlers? What a weird way to look at the world.
Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2016 10:55 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 10:55 PM (IcT7t)
The answer of course is that Raid Barrier Spray.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 24, 2016 10:55 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 24, 2016 10:55 PM (kP16F)
*two for flinching*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2016 10:53 PM (EIOkK)
Hell, I'll take it. I don't have anywhere else to vent.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2016 10:56 PM (lPUaT)
I miss him terribly.
Posted by: Donna
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I can visit what was my grandfather's farm and point out where each of the barns and buildings were. It's now a housing development.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 10:56 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at October 24, 2016 10:56 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Aviator at October 24, 2016 10:52 PM (5huyv)
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Whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 10:55 PM (S9J47)
Careful, she puts padlocks in with the pillow.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 10:57 PM (S9J47)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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Too drunk... and brain damaged from saunas to have the energy for it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 10:58 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at October 24, 2016 10:58 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Cheri at October 24, 2016 10:58 PM (TmVQX)
Have they erected a monument in the place where Obama's birth certificate was found yet?
Back to work. Everyone have a good night.
I'm trying to finish off a big project by election night so I can drink. We'll all need to drink. We may not even want to drink, but we'll all need to drink...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 24, 2016 10:58 PM (2L42J)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2016 10:59 PM (lPUaT)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 10:59 PM (S9J47)
Posted by: Cheri at October 24, 2016 10:58 PM (TmVQX
Rrrrrrrrrrr
Time to talk like a pirate
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2016 11:00 PM (voOPb)
I never thought Snoopy should be shilling for an insurance company anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 11:00 PM (uHcnA)
I made a chibi of him years ago, which he liked.
http://tinyurl.com/jv9rvas
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 24, 2016 11:00 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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Too drunk... and brain damaged from saunas to have the energy for it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 10:58 PM (9Q5BJ)
Maybe I should learn Finnish and move there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
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http://images.chinatopix.com/data/images/full/55371/oakland-raiders-fans.jpg
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 11:01 PM (S9J47)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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Too drunk... and brain damaged from saunas to have the energy for it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 10:58 PM (9Q5BJ)
Maybe I should learn Finnish and move there.
Posted by: Insomniac
Lots of knives. Very stabby
Posted by: Jean at October 24, 2016 11:01 PM (ngn8T)
Damn, I thought he was young, relatively at least.
Didn't see that one coming.
Posted by: AD at October 24, 2016 11:01 PM (924j6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 24, 2016 11:02 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Insomniac
Lots of knives. Very stabby
Posted by: Jean at October 24, 2016 11:01 PM (ngn8T)
I'm good with that. I can even bring my own. I have lots.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean at October 24, 2016 11:01 PM (ngn8T)
Apparently they have outlawed most knives.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2016 11:02 PM (lPUaT)
Posted by: Emmie at October 24, 2016 11:02 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at October 24, 2016 11:03 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 24, 2016 11:03 PM (/OKPm)
Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2016 11:03 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at October 24, 2016 11:03 PM (afweB)
Posted by: origional Jake at October 24, 2016 11:03 PM (/OKPm)
Loaf of white bread, remove wrapper.
Package of bologna.
Bread, bologna, bread
Bread, bologna, bread
Bread, bologna, bread...etc
Stack the whole thing up, put it back in the bread bag, twist it shut.
Lunchtime rolls around, stop at roadside picnic table.
Break out the sack of sandwiches, Mom deals 'em out like she works at a casino.
Yum! Good eats.
(Someday I'll tell you the one about the dachshund and the bologna during a road trip, but not today.)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2016 11:03 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: ibguy at October 24, 2016 11:04 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 24, 2016 11:04 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Cheri at October 24, 2016 11:04 PM (TmVQX)
Please take good care of yourself. May we help in some way?
Posted by: Emmie at October 24, 2016 11:02 PM (xVuS6)
Not really but thanks for asking. I've had enough, but the hits just keep on coming.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Funny ... I made it through the start of the internet blogs without ever reading any of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2016 10:51 PM (zc3Db)
Never did get into Charles Johnson--I mean I was on his side for a time, but all he posted about was the same damn thing over and over.
The biggest for me was Instapundit as a news aggregater, the Corner, and IMAO, which was f'king hilarious.
Posted by: AD at October 24, 2016 11:05 PM (924j6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 24, 2016 11:06 PM (kP16F)
the Guy didn't want to really spill the information, if He actually had
any ... Hannity was snookered...Maybe someone got to the Guy...
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 24, 2016 10:42 PM (O2RFr)
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Like the tickle fight guy who was on Glenn Beck's show of Fox, and then Glenn got rid of him and apologized to the audience for wasting their time?
Anyone remember who that jerk was? Slimy and creepy.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:06 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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Too drunk... and brain damaged from saunas to have the energy for it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 10:58 PM (9Q5BJ)
Maybe I should learn Finnish and move there.
Posted by: Insomniac
Lots of knives. Very stabby
Posted by: Jean at October 24, 2016 11:01 PM (ngn8T)
And very into deth metal: https://youtu.be/9crXKAIfAL0
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at October 24, 2016 11:06 PM (GUBah)
Damn, I thought he was young, relatively at least.
Didn't see that one coming.
Posted by: AD
I think he was 64. He had a stroke a few years ago, and had been deteriorating ever since.
Brilliant guy, really. Was very critical (indirectly) of a comment I made once. My God, I got recognized!!
I felt stupid and happy at the same time. Kind of the story of my life.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 24, 2016 11:06 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: marinemom at October 24, 2016 11:07 PM (ep6ak)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 24, 2016 11:03 PM (wPiJc)
There was that time with the bratwurst and the dachshund puppy...
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Lotta twists n' turns, but became close with Kim DuToit and family, got to meet and know Bill Whittle at a gig they hosted at their house, too.
I think there was more intellectual heft per gigabyte on the 'net back then, and the only reason today's 'net compares is due to size, scope and speed.
Wasn't unusual to read an Ace Movie Review length essay, several times a week from one of many esteemed writers then, either.
Luminaries such as Wretchard, who we've come to know as Richard Fernandez, Whittle, Victor Davis Hanson, and more.
Now, we're reduced to Never Trumpers typing Wheaties pissing plaints and missives, and people count 'em as meaningful writers.
Bah.
The short life of the USS Clueless far outweighs the total worth of every word ever written by George Will and his ilk.
We've lost a giant. May his writings, and his spirit, long endure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2016 11:07 PM (v5iqM)
Heaven, I'm in heaven....
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2016 10:42 PM (ILoaF)
I Want To Be There
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:08 PM (BcNLK)
A retarded set up by retards for retards.
The two of them spent the segment licking windows and comparing seizure helmets...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 24, 2016 11:09 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
Huh, I guess everybody just seems frozen in time for me from back when I read it.
Posted by: AD at October 24, 2016 11:09 PM (924j6)
We've lost a giant. May his writings, and his spirit, long endure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
I became very dis-enamored of George Will about 30 years ago, when I actually read a couple of his books. He has always been a big government kind of "conservative". The government should do BIG THINGS with people's money. And George Will should be the kind of guy telling them, advising them, on just what BIG THINGS they should do. Never run for office, just be the BIG IDEA guy.
What a maroon.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 24, 2016 11:10 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:10 PM (0mRoj)
Wikileaks has now started releasing Podesta's file attachments. People's resumes and stuff are out there. I'm tempted to email one of them and ask if their resume has been altered by the Russians?
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 24, 2016 11:11 PM (ADIwO)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 24, 2016 11:11 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2016 11:12 PM (lPUaT)
hit me for the last couple of days, so I'll be attempting to crash
shortly. I'm tired and fed up with pretty much everything - our
government, the election, my life, my health, my finances, my
loneliness, everything. Things have sucked so much ass this year in just
about every way. I've had enough. I'd like this cosmic asskicking to
stop, but that doesn't seem to be forthcoming.
Gripe over. I'm just sick of all the fucking bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
You're still in my prayers, Insomniac. You make me feel better because I think you're even more miserable than I am.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:12 PM (BcNLK)
No way anyone but skilled Russian hackers could have gotten that one.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2016 11:13 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy
Werewolves of London again....
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 24, 2016 11:13 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy
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We're the Democrat Party, and we approved these messages.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 11:13 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 24, 2016 11:14 PM (kP16F)
No way anyone but skilled Russian hackers could have gotten that one.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2016 11:13 PM (FP3TD)
He must have changed it from ******** on the advice of Yahoo.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2016 11:14 PM (lPUaT)
We're the Democrat Party, and we approved these messages.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2016 11:13 PM (9Q5BJ
Approved? Ordered and paid for!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2016 11:14 PM (voOPb)
some of the leaks in the past weeks are fucking stunning
Posted by: origional Jake at October 24, 2016 11:15 PM (/OKPm)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 24, 2016 11:16 PM (ADIwO)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:17 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Emmie at October 24, 2016 11:18 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:19 PM (kL1bp)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:20 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 24, 2016 11:21 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 24, 2016 11:23 PM (8yzWS)
Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2016 11:25 PM (tp4eq)
It blanked out the a with umlaut - "What foot sweat!" That's what I learned how to say from one of the Finnish girls I worked with in Sweden. She always washed her feet at the end of the day.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:25 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Oscar Meyer at October 24, 2016 11:25 PM (gwG9s)
Dude was killed in a drug deal gone bad or something like that. MSM lied about why he got killed, 'cause ghey.
You really shouldn't give a shit what his mom says, about anything, because she still believes the MSM lie.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 11:25 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Donald The J at October 24, 2016 11:25 PM (HwVbl)
But they don't stop using him as a cudgel against the hatey-mchatertons.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:25 PM (kL1bp)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:26 PM (BcNLK)
I've read that the hardest word to pronounce in Finnish is the word for 'steamroller'. I put it up IF I HAD GD SPECIAL CHARACTER PRIVILEGE!
Apparently, it's a tongue twister even for native speakers. The word was used as a military password during The War to root out russkies and even other Finns speaking the wrong dialect...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 24, 2016 11:27 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 24, 2016 11:27 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2016 11:27 PM (6FqZa)
They're still citing Michael Brown as an example of police murdering blacks, too. They revel in their lies.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 24, 2016 11:28 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: James at October 24, 2016 11:29 PM (jxw6R)
Posted by: Satan at October 24, 2016 11:30 PM (Nox3c)
They're still citing Michael Brown as an example of police murdering blacks, too. They revel in their lies.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 24, 2016 11:28 PM (97XyN)
And the Rosenbergs were innocent victims of the Red Scare, too.
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2016 11:30 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 11:30 PM (QDnY+)
He looks at YOUR shoes when he speaks.
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the reindeer!
Posted by: Oschisms at October 24, 2016 11:30 PM (ZsN9X)
But they don't stop using him as a cudgel against the hatey-mchatertons.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:25 PM (kL1bp)
So what in the ever loving fuck does this have to do with Trump????
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 24, 2016 11:30 PM (8yzWS)
"One day, perhaps, remembering even this will be a pleasure."
Posted by: Publius Vergilius Maro at October 24, 2016 11:31 PM (vBeA5)
Trump hates meth dealers, I guess.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 11:32 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 11:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:32 PM (BcNLK)
That's why it's disgusting.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:32 PM (kL1bp)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 11:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2016 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 24, 2016 11:34 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2016 11:34 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:32 PM (BcNLK)
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Planning a wedding and funeral in the same week?
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 11:35 PM (S9J47)
Is it me? Do I have jalka hiki?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:35 PM (BcNLK)
Lotta twists n' turns, but became close with Kim DuToit and family, got to meet and know Bill Whittle at a gig they hosted at their house, too.
I think there was more intellectual heft per gigabyte on the 'net back then, and the only reason today's 'net compares is due to size, scope and speed.
Wasn't unusual to read an Ace Movie Review length essay, several times a week from one of many esteemed writers then, either.
Luminaries such as Wretchard, who we've come to know as Richard Fernandez, Whittle, Victor Davis Hanson, and more.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2016 11:07 PM (v5iqM)
I remember reading all the ones you mentioned, plus LGF and Gates of Vienna (although I think that came a bit later). I don't remember in what order I found them. They all had each other on their blogrolls back then.
It started when I began obsessively reading the news in the days and weeks after 9/11. I didn't have a home computer for awhile. I moved back into my dad's house just two days before 9/11. My mom had died a few months earlier, and he was alone and his health was deteriorating.
So I didn't have an internet account at home at the time. I used to stay after work and read the blogs. I remember Bill Whittle started out as a commenter on Rachel's blog. I don't think I commented much back then. I finally bought a home computer and got an internet connection in 2004.
I used to comment at a number of places, but I've cut back a lot in the last couple of years. Some of the blogs have disappeared, and I grew away from some others. Now it's mostly here, with an occasional comment elsewhere.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 24, 2016 11:35 PM (sdi6R)
He at least understands marketing and showmanship enough to have gotten rich off of radio and TV. Seems odd he'd face-plant like this.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 11:35 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 11:30 PM
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What are the odds of a non-leftist taking out their anger that way?
Pretty slim.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2016 11:36 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks
Well first, you shoot all the stockbrokers.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 24, 2016 11:37 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 24, 2016 11:38 PM (P8951)
Mostly no Cicero, but sometimes yes. The same with cheese. Fried sometimes, but mostly just cold. Best with a bag of chips and a glass of cold milk. Any ole bread will do, and lately I've become fond of mayos made with olive oil.
But the only bologna I buy is OM beef. There are NO substitutes.
*extends little pinky out*
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2016 11:38 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 11:35 PM (S9J47)
(((SMFH)))
I've been trying to share this story with you, but keep missing you.
My husband came to me (in spirit, as it were) a
few months after he passed. There was a paranormal sign, even, which
simply amazed me since I'd never witnessed such a thing before. I could
feel his presence around me, and then sort of pouring into me. I felt a
tingling, and then such a rush of joy that I couldn't have been sad at
that moment, no way.He imparted something to me that I'll save
for another time. The point being, there is something after death, and
it's wonderful. I wanted to share that with both you and Carl. He is on the verge of something wonderful and he should not be afraid.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:38 PM (BcNLK)
The neighbor has two small dogs. These dogs bark constantly for HOURS at a time. Their barking has that fingernails-on-chalkboard quality -- high-pitched and percussive. My eardrums literally spasm with each yip.
Do those anti-bark devices work? You know, the kind that gives off a high-pitched sound that annoys the dog whenever he barks? I wondered about installing one in our yard directed at the neighbor's yard.
Posted by: Emmie at October 24, 2016 11:39 PM (xVuS6)
incompetence of The Federal Bureau of Incompetence is breathtaking.
Apparently there's a reason my dad, a CID agent, always called them "Fumble-Bums, Incorporated".
Posted by: Anachronda at October 24, 2016 11:40 PM (Oi5b2)
I suppose indifference, contempt, and grudging votes are more likely than vandalism. Sentiment is not much different.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 11:40 PM (QDnY+)
The ones that do work are collars that spray a blast of citronella in their face. Those work exceedingly well.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:41 PM (kL1bp)
Posted by: The Democrat Party at October 24, 2016 11:42 PM (kCDOM)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2016 11:42 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 24, 2016 11:42 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: vertov at October 24, 2016 11:43 PM (cs2c0)
Yes. I think it's sponsored by Gay Meth Dealers for Clinton.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 24, 2016 11:43 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:43 PM (kL1bp)
He's doesn't want to go.
Yes, he's afraid, but even more than that, he doesn't want to leave me.
Even though I tell him that I love him in this world and the next, and he's a believer, he's fighting to remain here with me...
Though the pain he's going through is indescribable.
I want him to stay, but I don't want him in pain either.
Fuck.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 11:43 PM (S9J47)
I haven't been following as closely as I perhaps should have, but from what I've been able to infer, I would urge you to Google/Bing "b'shert."
Posted by: ibguy at October 24, 2016 11:43 PM (vUcdz)
Obama & Mooch hashtag #dontpanicaboutIraniansinFortKnox
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at October 24, 2016 11:44 PM (AoK0a)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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what he said.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2016 11:44 PM (i/VQi)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:45 PM (kL1bp)
SMFH my black, scorched, flinty heart breaks for you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:47 PM (0mRoj)
Probably sticking my nose in where it doesn't belong as well as my foot in my mouth, but here goes.
Tell him you love him, and you don't want him to suffer for your sake. Then tell him he's needed on the other side to warn them you're coming, and they better be ready when you arrive.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 11:47 PM (IcT7t)
The ones that do work are collars that spray a blast of citronella in their face. Those work exceedingly well.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:41 PM (kL1bp)
Talk to your neighbor
If that doesn't work call the cops
Make sure you record the barking dogs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
The neighbor has two small dogs. These dogs bark constantly for HOURS at a time. Their barking has that fingernails-on-chalkboard quality -- high-pitched and percussive. My eardrums literally spasm with each yip.
Do those anti-bark devices work? You know, the kind that gives off a high-pitched sound that annoys the dog whenever he barks? I wondered about installing one in our yard directed at the neighbor's yard.
Posted by: Emmie at October 24, 2016 11:39 PM (xVuS6)
Those ones that look like a birdhouse work. My sister has a couple of yappy dogs that live next door, every day she went out in her back porch, those dogs would bark the whole time. She put one it, it stopped.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 24, 2016 11:49 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 11:47 PM (IcT7t)
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Heh.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 11:50 PM (S9J47)
Make sure you record the barking dogs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Play that recording when your neighbor is sleeping.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2016 11:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:41 PM (kL1bp)
That would require cooperation from the neighbors.
Posted by: Emmie at October 24, 2016 11:50 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2016 11:50 PM (VdICR)
The ones that do work are collars that spray a blast of citronella in their face. Those work exceedingly well.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:41 PM (kL1bp)
Talk to your neighbor
If that doesn't work call the cops
Make sure you record the barking dogs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
My suggestion was going to be highly illegal, so this is better.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 24, 2016 11:49 PM (1JnAL)
Oooh, good to know! Thanks, AJPS!
Posted by: Emmie at October 24, 2016 11:51 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:52 PM (0mRoj)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k9csbpy
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2016 11:53 PM (lPUaT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:52 PM (0mRoj)
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((((Insomniac))))
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 11:53 PM (S9J47)
There are looping effects you can do, too, and have him up against twenty other dogs, the little fucker.
There was a short story I read years ago that always stuck with me: hide some pills in some meat that you toss over the fence.
Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2016 11:53 PM (k8DTS)
I can get those dogs to stop barking. Easy.
But, there might be......... repercussions.
**shifty eyes**
Posted by: fixerupper at October 24, 2016 11:53 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 24, 2016 11:54 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Insomniac
How to frame it?
Realize you're the product of 1oo's of generations of men and wimmen folk that had it a lot worse than you can imagine you do.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2016 11:55 PM (EIOkK)
Got back from convention, got cold.
Have lyric "everybody lies, and that's all right" in my head, can't figure out song. Thought it was INXS but it is not.
Worst of all, have misplaced my Mom's wedding rings. Did so last week, and still have no clue where they are.
Now not talking to best friend since he kind of reamed me out while I was really down.
/what is going on in this world?
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 24, 2016 11:55 PM (hqqM5)
I'm sorry about what you're going through. You are a damn strong women!
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) irredeemable, deplorable, racist, sexist, homophobic, islamaphobe, unedu at October 24, 2016 11:55 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 24, 2016 11:55 PM (k8DTS)
I want him to stay, but I don't want him in pain either.
Fuck.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 11:43 PM (S9J47)
You have my deepest sympathy and understanding.
It's Okay to shed a tear for yourself along with those for him. This is a hard time to go through.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 24, 2016 11:56 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2016 11:56 PM (FP3TD)
Posted by: Suds 46 at October 24, 2016 11:57 PM (3booC)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2016 11:56 PM (FP3TD)
The MFM reporting was 100% propagandist bullshit. They didnt get a goddamn thing right other than Shepard being gay and getting dead.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 24, 2016 11:58 PM (TnUKj)
Staff me on this one - Shephard was killed for illegal drug trade reasons, correct?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2016 11:58 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 24, 2016 11:58 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 24, 2016 11:58 PM (Ha50C)
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Compound.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2016 12:00 AM (JmjOe)
Apparently, it's a tongue twister even for native speakers. The word was used as a military password during The War to root out russkies and even other Finns speaking the wrong dialect...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 24, 2016 11:27 PM (kP16F)
The shibboleth!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 12:00 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 25, 2016 12:00 AM (18h+i)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2016 12:01 AM (FP3TD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 24, 2016 11:58 PM (TnUKj)
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We've been worried about him.
A couple of people have e-mailed but haven't gotten an answer.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 25, 2016 12:01 AM (Nox3c)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2016 12:02 AM (FP3TD)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k9csbpy
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2016 11:53 PM (lPUaT)
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Check out the comments.
I shit you not, some jackasses are truly trying to convince others that the Earth is flat.
And he uses the term "globeheads" as an insult.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 25, 2016 12:04 AM (S9J47)
If that doesn't work call the cops
Make sure you record the barking dogs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
We have, uh, "history" with these neighbors. Since the dogs aren't throwing things at us, vandalizing us, having loud, abusive, domestic incidents, knocking on our door asking for help late at night because they can't rely on their own household members, or stealing from us like the humans have for 16 years, we hate to make a deal about barking dogs.
I was hoping to come up with some way to fix the problem that doesn't require cooperation from these people. Even if they thought their dogs shouldn't be disturbing the neighbors, they would not be able to control the dogs.
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:04 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2016 12:07 AM (JmjOe)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2016 12:07 AM (FP3TD)
The ones that do work are collars that spray a blast of citronella in their face. Those work exceedingly well.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:41 PM (kL1bp)
Talk to your neighbor
If that doesn't work call the cops
Make sure you record the barking dogs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 24, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
My suggestion was going to be highly illegal, so this is better.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 11:51 PM (0mRoj)
Doggy Style!!!
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 25, 2016 12:07 AM (/SdD1)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2016 12:07 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at October 25, 2016 12:07 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 25, 2016 12:09 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 25, 2016 12:09 AM (6FqZa)
You mean a rooster.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 12:12 AM (zc3Db)
Was just listening to "Wichita Lineman" by Glen Campbell, great old song. Do the phone companies still use/need linemen?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2016 12:12 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:14 AM (xVuS6)
Though a remote coyote game call might be less obvious.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 25, 2016 12:16 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 25, 2016 12:16 AM (TnUKj)
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Insist on taxes, wages and prices that the market won't bear.
People stop buying, factories lay off, it feeds on itself.
Roosevelt (and contemporary Progressives) believe that government spending can cause things to snap back. It can't. Taxes have to be raised, capital investment flees the market. Splat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:18 AM (eMnol)
Maybe I should notify Art Bell.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2016 12:18 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2016 12:12 AM (NlMkN)
I thought it made reference to electrical linemen, not telephone ones.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2016 12:19 AM (SRKgf)
So it has nothing to do with college football?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 12:21 AM (IcT7t)
Though a remote coyote game call might be less obvious.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 25, 2016 12:16 AM (Ha50C)
Here ya go, this'll scare the crap out of 'em: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WovYnLL9Yow
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2016 12:21 AM (SRKgf)
About the second or third night he marched over there and introduced himself. He said, "Oh, and by the way, if my dog barks and keeps you up at night, you have my permission to shoot him on the spot."
They always took the dog inside at night after that.
He was a great guy. RIP Jack.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:22 AM (eMnol)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2016 12:22 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:04 AM (xVuS6)
Get a bobcat.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 12:22 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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"... is still on the line..."
Phone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:23 AM (eMnol)
Good question.
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Sure, plenty of copper still on the poles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:24 AM (eMnol)
Fuck.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 11:43 PM
Prayers up from here for you and Carl.
T
Posted by: Farmer at October 25, 2016 12:24 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2016 12:24 AM (SRKgf)
I'm saddened at his passing.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 25, 2016 12:25 AM (rJUlF)
Electrical.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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We're gonna have to duel, aren't we?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:25 AM (eMnol)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 25, 2016 12:25 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 12:26 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 12:26 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:27 AM (eMnol)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:25 AM (eMnol)
I'm gonna get some African witch doctor to throw lightning at you. They originated electricity, you know. /g
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2016 12:28 AM (SRKgf)
I did a quick search. Someone in a YouTube video "Stop neighbor's dog from barking all..." basically says to use a high pitch dog whistle that the owner's can't hear. Sounds like a good idea...
A family friend once had an issue with a neglected dog in a pen. SOMEONE eventually broke the dog free and it lived a very good life on a farm....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 25, 2016 12:28 AM (2L42J)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:27 AM (eMnol)
May I borrow it, please?
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:28 AM (xVuS6)
Died: Jack Chick, Cartoonist Whose Controversial Tracts Became Cult Hits
https://is.gd/1OlsSB
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 25, 2016 12:29 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:14 AM (xVuS6)
Sucks to have neighbors like that
Wish we could've been more help
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 25, 2016 12:29 AM (voOPb)
About the second or third night he marched over there and introduced himself. He said, "Oh, and by the way, if my dog barks and keeps you up at night, you have my permission to shoot him on the spot."
They always took the dog inside at night after that.
He was a great guy. RIP Jack.
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Heh. Nice.
When I was growing up, the neighbors to one side of us had a dog that used to bark at night. My Mom started throwing water balloons over the fence at it.
After a few times of this, the dog learned. If for some reason it started barking late at night, it instantly stopped the moment it heard the back door open.
Posted by: junior at October 25, 2016 12:31 AM (d/pkP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 24, 2016 10:50 PM
Just get some rest. Tomorrow will be better, believe it.
Posted by: Farmer at October 25, 2016 12:31 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:25 AM (eMnol)
I have a better solution: we could just agree that Glen Campbell had his head up his ass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2016 12:31 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 25, 2016 12:29 AM (voOPb)
Thanks, MisHum. I appreciate a place to vent.
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:31 AM (xVuS6)
The ones that do work are collars that spray a blast of citronella in their face. Those work exceedingly well.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 24, 2016 11:41 PM (kL1bp)
electronic dog collars definitely work. indeed they are far superior to the spray collars because the correction from a shock collar is nearly instantaneous while the spray collar takes a second or two to register.
if you are getting a shock collar to stop barking you have to go with something professional grade, not the stuff sold in your pet store. you will only need to charge your dog collar once a year if you get something good because it will only take two or three corrections to solve the problem.
go online to Dogtra or Tritronics.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2016 12:32 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 25, 2016 12:29 AM (voOPb)
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Maybe.... Just maybe..... the neighbor lurks the blog.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2016 12:33 AM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Well, either way, he was wearing climbing irons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:33 AM (eMnol)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 12:33 AM (IcT7t)
that said, the smart money seems to be on the cubs (cubs -190; tribe +170) which way are you wagering?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 12:34 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:34 AM (eMnol)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 12:35 AM (zc3Db)
This woman claims Trump met her, grabbed her and kissed her, this from a porn star.
Now if you met a porn star, or really anyone, were delighted to meet het her, hugged her and kissed her that is sexual assault? You need permission before doing that?
This is F...ing stupid.
Posted by: Farmer at October 25, 2016 12:36 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 25, 2016 12:36 AM (Ha50C)
And zerohedge has another story about young voters, about half of them don't plan on voting which is good news for Trump.
And I'm sure all of the latino and black voters she also needs are eager as all hell to get to the polls and vote in an old white woman....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 25, 2016 12:37 AM (2L42J)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2016 12:33 AM (JmjOe)
Probably not. FSA.
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:37 AM (xVuS6)
*woof*
Seriously though. Go to the outdoors store, and buy a small bottle of fox or bobcat urine. Few sprinkles over their fence line, and those pups wont' even want to be out of the house and in the backyard, to begin with.
And the owners won't have a clue.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2016 12:38 AM (v5iqM)
delighted to meet het her, hugged her and kissed her that is sexual
assault? You need permission before doing that?
Posted by: Farmer at October 25, 2016 12:36 AM (o/90i)
It depends on how attractive she finds you.....
If you're a 10 and do that, it's cute, quirky, bold and exciting.If I'm a 5 and do that, it's rape...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 25, 2016 12:39 AM (2L42J)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 25, 2016 12:36 AM (Ha50C)
Heh. One of our other neighbors had a donkey for awhile. It was about 600 feet away, though, so it just added a rural sound to the neighborhood.
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:39 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:34 AM
Please let us know if you hear anything. You've got me kinda worried. I must have missed his signoff about some troubles.
Posted by: Farmer at October 25, 2016 12:39 AM (o/90i)
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She said she was uncomfortable going to Donalds room, so she went with two other friends. Donald then group hugged the three and kissed each one without permission........ while his body guard watched.
Ans she wonders why people are skeptical.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2016 12:40 AM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2016 12:34 AM (eMnol)
Hasn't replied to my email yet either.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 12:40 AM (Idu2i)
And the owners won't have a clue.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Jim, you might have something there. The dogs have a doggie door and come and go as they please. They only bark outside.
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:41 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:43 AM (xVuS6)
Uh, excuse me? I believe you guys misspelled Navin R. Johnson.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 25, 2016 12:44 AM (0OG8D)
whoever i would like to see win, my gut feeling is cleveland will win in 5. don't know why except they have a really good bullpen.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 12:45 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 25, 2016 12:44 AM (0OG8D)
He's finally SOMEBODY!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 25, 2016 12:46 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2016 12:46 AM (VdICR)
It might take more than one application of the scent to do the trick. And don't put it in the same place twice, at least not for a few months.
And if the fox doesn't work, try the 'cat, or vice versa. Alternate 'em.
If you can ever gain non trespassing, un witnessed access to the back yard, one wee tiny drop, about a foot outside of the doggie door....and I doubt they'd even venture out.
Oh, and the scent will 'stick' longer, if you can apply it to something like a small, 1/2"x1/2" piece of old felt or old dark blanket.
Something that'll blend in with the dirt n' grass, that the owner won't "notice" and pick up.
Us hunters know quite a few tricks about covering scents, decoy scents and attractant scents.
Which is why a wise 'ette will always know to put a dab of Hoppe's No. 9 on her neck, behind each ear, to get and keep her man's attention.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2016 12:48 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Slash_buzz at October 25, 2016 12:48 AM (X+1Y0)
Wanna impress us? Have a couple of kids and raise them up right.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2016 12:48 AM (JmjOe)
Posted by: qdpsteve, another satisfied ONT customer at October 25, 2016 12:49 AM (NlMkN)
Anyhoo, the guys would play guitars, banjos and sing after dinner. My dad sang the Glenn Campbell ones because he was the only one that could almost hit the high notes. He even looked a bit like him. So I'll always like that song.
One friend with a deeper voice did Johnny Cash songs. I will admit to liking those a bit more!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 25, 2016 12:50 AM (GzDYP)
"Job requirements are a Bachelor's Degree in Accounting, Finance, Business or related field with 15+ college credit hours in accounting, or equivalent experience in the accounting field, UP TO 2 years of professional experience in accounting..........."
That's how I'm taking it. Really don't want to do accounting any more, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do to get out of where ya are.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 12:51 AM (Idu2i)
Yes, he's afraid, but even more than that, he doesn't want to leave me.
Even though I tell him that I love him in this world and the next, and he's a believer, he's fighting to remain here with me...
Though the pain he's going through is indescribable.
I want him to stay, but I don't want him in pain either.
Fuck.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 24, 2016 11:43 PM (S9J47)
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I understand. Mr. Deplorable would have been the same.
He loved me, and he loved the life he was living. Details aren't important, but he couldn't have had a better death. Quick.
But there is no good death. Not for those left behind.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 25, 2016 12:51 AM (BcNLK)
Also, Wiki says he's a registered Dem but mostly supported Republican candidates through the 1980s and 1990s. So go easy on him guys, he wasn't the first singer corralled into a crappy acting job in a movie. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2016 12:52 AM (NlMkN)
Seriously.
They backed off this time, but at some point in the future some city council won't.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at October 25, 2016 12:52 AM (0OG8D)
I funded my trading account today.
Woo hoo!! Back in business!!
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 12:52 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2016 12:52 AM (NlMkN)
Nobody forced him to do it. Like I said, it almost ruined the movie. That has nothing to do with his condition or his politics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 12:55 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 25, 2016 12:55 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 25, 2016 12:56 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2016 12:46 AM (VdICR)
That's very gracious of you.
The lady who owns the house is not bad, but she rents it out to various family members who are all a mess in one way or the other. She had to evict one group because the police told her that if they had to keep coming out they were going to start writing tickets.
A couple of grade-school occupants broke into our shed and stole some items, which we recovered from their yard. We asked the grandma if the boys could work off their misdeed. She agreed they could come over the next day at 10 am and do some tasks for us.
Next morning, I go over and ask for the boys. She says they are still asleep and she can't get them up. I say, "I will help you get them up," and she decides that she can get them up herself after all.
Really, if you can't get a 40-pounder out of bed, you are doing it wrong.
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:56 AM (xVuS6)
When he started it was Associated Telephone, then General Telephone, then GTE, then finally Verizon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2016 12:57 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 25, 2016 12:57 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:58 AM (xVuS6)
He has that exact same sign hanging out front quite often.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 12:58 AM (ivPaz)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 25, 2016 12:59 AM (X35Yt)
Just a side comment. Worked alongside a GTE employee at one job. He referred to his company as "Giant Testicle Enterprises".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 01:00 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2016 01:01 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 01:01 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 12:58 AM (xVuS6)
I have one, maybe two bets in store if Hillary wins and 1 if Donald wins. I expect big swings in the market the day after regardless of who wins.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 01:02 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at October 25, 2016 01:04 AM (cPdbv)
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 01:05 AM (xVuS6)
Is that you, bro?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 25, 2016 12:57 AM (GzDYP)
I hope so. I'd hate to think I've been someone else all this time.
How goes it?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 25, 2016 01:07 AM (rJUlF)
I am the Father of Lies.
Posted by: Satan at October 24, 2016 11:30 PM (Nox3c)
Lovely daughter you've got...I hear she wants to be president.
Posted by: BignJames at October 25, 2016 01:07 AM (9RGU3)
http://brickmuppet.mee.nu/steven_denbeste_1952-2016
And I bid you all good night. Try not to trash the joint...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at October 25, 2016 01:08 AM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Willy J.
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Damn, but I do love the horde...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 01:09 AM (ivPaz)
How are things in your world?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 25, 2016 01:10 AM (GzDYP)
Then he went solo, great move, he teamed up with Jimmy Webb, one of the best songwriters in the world.
Is there someone here throwing rocks at this?
I should hope not.
Posted by: navybrat at October 25, 2016 01:10 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 01:11 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Willy J
And you wonder why people seldom install a bray window in new houses, these days.
/muldoon
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2016 01:12 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: dissent555 at October 25, 2016 01:12 AM (GdgAM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2016 01:12 AM (NlMkN)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 25, 2016 01:10 AM (GzDYP)
Things are OK with me. No health problems lately, I'm working, and I've been seeing a lady who seems OK with my kind of nerdy weirdness.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 25, 2016 01:15 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 01:05 AM (xVuS6)
Seems like unless one is trading specific stocks or options on specific stocks, one can get killed in a hurry since there's so little swing in the overall market.
I'm buying Smith & Wesson calls for a Hillary win, and IWM puts in case of a Trump win. SPY calls/puts ATM or near ATM seem a bit pricey right now.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 01:16 AM (Idu2i)
In his house in Raleigh, dead cooth lies waiting, dreaming until the stars are right...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Aware and Noncompliant at October 25, 2016 01:17 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: navybrat at October 25, 2016 01:10 AM (w7KSn)
At his "acting". Absolutely.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 01:17 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 25, 2016 01:19 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: navybrat at October 25, 2016 01:19 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 01:16 AM (Idu2i)
Well, let me know how it goes. Best of success to you!
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 01:20 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 25, 2016 01:15 AM (rJUlF)
I hope she sees how lucky she is to have met you!
Goodnight good Captain.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 25, 2016 01:24 AM (GzDYP)
If you really want to get the most bang for your buck trading long options then you want to minimize your premium expenses. You want to buy in the money options. Now, you risk the full amount you pay for them, of course, and they cost more, but they have a much higher delta and you're not wasting so much money on premium that is going to deteriorate very quickly.
Further, you will find out that ATM calls don't move very much when the stock/index goes up. It really takes a ton of movement for ATM calls to move very much, since they have a delta of 50 to start.
Lastly, ATM options are all premium. You are fighting a really tough battle with that and need some incredible movement. Not saying it doesn't happen, but there's a reason why almost all option traders are sellers. Premium sellers make money 85% of the time. And you can bet that there is extra premium already in options for stocks that have some expectation of being seriously affected by the election.
Just my 2 cents on small option trading on the long side. Take it as you will.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 01:26 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2016 01:26 AM (EIOkK)
sted by: OldDominionMom at October 25, 2016 01:10 AM
I've got some skin thing, keratosis?, that just changed to purple. I called and they will get me in 11/23, OK thanks.
Maybe I'm paranoid but I've some skin cancer before, not the worst type tho.
Posted by: Farmer at October 25, 2016 01:26 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 01:26 AM (zc3Db)
Hey thanks!! Always enjoy another set of eyes.
ITM is the plan. Maybe not far in, but in.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 01:29 AM (Idu2i)
Like I said, you'll have less leverage but that is the price for tracking the underlying (going with your option) more closely and, if the underlying doesn't move, preserving the intrinsic value. But ... you can lose it all if the underlying moves against you (even though there will be some premium accruing in the option as it moves towards ATM, though near expiration that would be tiny).
Good luck on however you choose to play it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 01:37 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Buffalbob at October 25, 2016 01:41 AM (wYtsh)
Local parts store had neither air nor fuel filter in stock, but will get them in Wednesday, so I will have another look at it then. Could be a rubber hose between filter on firewall and the injection pump is bad. That would cause a leak, and also reduce head-side pressure on the IP. Means taking the intake manifold off to get at it, but that's not too hard on a 6.2 engine.
And I got the stuck wheel off the little Panhard PL17. Wheel cylinder was stuck. Cleaned the shoes, honed the cylinder, and put it back together. Rolled it off the trailer. So that's done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2016 01:43 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 01:44 AM (ivPaz)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 01:44 AM (ivPaz)
___________________
Good advice from the Horde. Whooda' thought?
Posted by: BuckIV at October 25, 2016 01:45 AM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 01:44 AM (ivPaz)
Got your e-mail, Chi. Will phone you in the morning, because it's late, now. The e-mail addy for Cooth didn't work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2016 01:46 AM (CUYn5)
Banned but sleeping, he watches us here although he cannot interact with us until the stars are right.
Or until the ban is lifted, I forget which one it is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 01:49 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 25, 2016 01:49 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2016 01:50 AM (NlMkN)
Thanks for the yippy dog suggestions, beloved Horde!
Posted by: Emmie at October 25, 2016 01:50 AM (xVuS6)
He said something today about a couple unknown # phone calls - I'll go back to double-check the email addy & resend it.
Or just send him yours?
Gotta keep those back channels open...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 01:51 AM (ivPaz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 01:53 AM (IcT7t)
Banned but sleeping, he watches us here although he cannot interact with us until the stars are right.
Or until the ban is lifted, I forget which one it is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I'm pretty sure he doesn't sleep.
Rust Never Sleeps.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 01:54 AM (ivPaz)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of
Same here, good dreams for ya'll.
Posted by: Farmer at October 25, 2016 01:55 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 01:49 AM (IcT7t)
You know, that is the lowest level one can be reincarnated into in Buddhism, I believe.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2016 01:56 AM (zc3Db)
Oh well fills the tummy I guess
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2016 02:01 AM (YEOPx)
He said something today about a couple unknown # phone calls - I'll go back to double-check the email addy & resend it.
Or just send him yours?
Gotta keep those back channels open...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 01:51 AM (ivPaz)
You can send my e-mail to Cooth, no worries. I did not try to phone him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2016 02:04 AM (CUYn5)
Oh well fills the tummy I guess
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2016 02:01 AM (YEOPx)
Maybe the Chinese interpretation of "club sandwich" is a sandwich that can be used as a club?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2016 02:05 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2016 02:08 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: BignJames at October 25, 2016 02:09 AM (9RGU3)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2016 02:11 AM (YEOPx)
Oh well fills the tummy I guess
Posted by: The Jackhole
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Sounds like what an old buddy used to say - "Meh. Tastes like shit, but it'll make a turd."
I didn't realize that today way National Greasy Food Day.
But I started off with a breakfast of 2 eggs fried in butter, then "lunch" at 4 o'clock of biscuits & gravy.
I'm think for dessert, I should just seal the deal with a bowl of Crisco...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 02:13 AM (ivPaz)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2016 02:14 AM (YEOPx)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2016 02:17 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2016 02:17 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2016 02:19 AM (YEOPx)
http://www.progtrek.com/listen
Recordings of the "Stone Trek" progressive rock program in various incarnations from KOME/KUFX 98.5 and KSJO 92.3 in San Jose, CA, over about 20 years.
Some of the recordings include commercials from the original broadcast, so don't expect to find anything at the quoted prices.
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 25, 2016 02:21 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 25, 2016 02:19 AM (YEOPx)
Drink four of them, and you shift into 4-wheel drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2016 02:22 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2016 02:25 AM (i/VQi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2016 02:27 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: The Jackhole
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I used to have a Toyota Corona. So rusted, the rear shock tower came out through the trunk.
I still drove it back from Florida...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 02:31 AM (ivPaz)
Then get on your KMEL, and KOME on down to the Oasis of the Airwaves, KSMC, 89.5 FM, Moraga California.
/those were the days.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2016 02:32 AM (i/VQi)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2016 02:34 AM (i/VQi)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2016 02:37 AM (i/VQi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2016 02:47 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2016 02:48 AM (i/VQi)
Oh well - its almost Columbo'clock.
On a side note, I should buy Jim Beam more often. So much smoother than the floor polish I can usually afford...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 02:48 AM (a7YBp)
Oh well fills the tummy I guess
Posted by: The Jackhole
Buy some dried Szechuan pepper and some shaoxing rice wine.
Necessary for chinese food.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 25, 2016 02:50 AM (EIOkK)
Listening to an album of JB Hutto and the Hawks on youtube, and that album has about run its course, so I will call it a night when the music stops.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2016 02:53 AM (CUYn5)
https://youtu.be/MtKKVrUZ2GU
His signature guitar is an ordinary stratocaster, other than the raised frets, as far as I can tell.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2016 03:02 AM (VdICR)
(((greasy food day)))
Maybe some onion rings. I wish there were an Arby's nearby.
But first, sleep.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 25, 2016 03:12 AM (BcNLK)
https://youtu.be/MtKKVrUZ2GU
His signature guitar is an ordinary stratocaster, other than the raised frets, as far as I can tell.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Nice.
Which reminds me -
Where has Piercello been? Hope he's doing well and hitting a the right notes.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu! at October 25, 2016 03:14 AM (a7YBp)
-Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 25, 2016 12:34 AM (WTSFk)
The money lines aren't easy to read, (they are ratios), so here's a tutorial as to what they mean...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zaahl96
When my teams are involved, I never bet. I will not put money on anything that involves emotion.
That being said, (against my rooting interests), I would take the Cubs in six games.
I'll take Cleveland in Game 1, Chicago in Game 2 and after that, it depends on the pitching match-ups.
I've said in the past that I can "afford" to lose ten grand on a game/series, but I'd never risk that amount without solid numbers. It would hurt. Bigly.
When I said that I would "Bet The House" on Kansas City last year, it was because every speculative indicator forecast the eventual result.
-I didn't bet anything, because I'm not a "Betting Man". I'd rather take long-term forecast indicators and adjust to the market opportunities, as a Fantasy Baseball season allows.
This season? It indicates a Cubs win.
I'll not put money on it, however; due to the emotional involvement with my hometown team.
I have also not bet one red cent on any individual baseball game, ever. I have bet on series and Champions with varying results.
--To call myself a "prognosticator" would be an egotistical call to the wild. I'm just a jackass with a keyboard, as many will tell you.
That being said? You might want to put a hundred bucks on the Cubs to win the Series if you can afford it.
I won't, though. I am "too close" to the "action" to be reliable.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
P.S.: That was a lot of words to say nothing.
*test-pattern*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at October 25, 2016 03:42 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at October 25, 2016 03:44 AM (EnKk6)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 04:11 AM (sWbjH)
It's only just past 2am local real time, 3am slavings time, but 4am Ace Slavings Time, which makes it feel even later than it is! As if 2am isn't late enough!!
Do we get off slavings time before the election? Just one more thing to mess with the electorate's collective head.
This will probably be my 1&only comment for the night, despite all the things in my head that could come out. 'Cause I think I'm done with the circumstances that've been keeping me up, the dog and cats are all inside, and tomorrow happens at 8am real time, if not sooner.
Peace, folks. Pain or pleasure, lets you know you're alive.
Posted by: mindful webworker, circumstantially at October 25, 2016 04:11 AM (O+0DS)
Posted by: mindful webworker says hey at October 25, 2016 04:13 AM (O+0DS)
To SMFH:
I have not been around for awhile and I had not read of your glorious plight.
You may not believe in God, but He believes in you. Your strength and honor should bleed into the cognizance of every American, ma'am.
As I sit on my ass, typing on a keyboard, there are those that allow God's Grace to inculcate others to action.
While you may have a problem with God's grace, (as it were), I have no problem with praying for you and your charge.
Love him as if there were no tomorrow.
When "tomorrow" eventually comes, know that his God-Given escape is honored and blessed through Our Lord, Jesus Christ.
We, (as a Horde), love you and honor your sacrifice to a Beautiful Soul that you have come to know and Love, as well.
Doing God's work involves strength and tears.
-Thank You.
-God Bless You.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at October 25, 2016 04:20 AM (6gk0M)
Oh well - its almost Columbo'clock.
The History of Columbo's Raincoat:
http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/raincoat.htm
Posted by: Vodka'n Lime at October 25, 2016 04:27 AM (ZKlDy)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at October 25, 2016 04:29 AM (6gk0M)
Chilly here 40's now going to mid 50's. No shorty shorts yesterday .
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 04:32 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 04:44 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at
Exactly, whenever my Bad Jean voice starts talking to me, I consider putting together several design packages (a flat set and a SolidWorks CAM ready version) for a Sten gun using standard Glock, 1911, 10/22, and Beretta 92 mags - and releasing it on a hundred websites. Every Hilary ad brings up Bad Jean like old truck stop coffee.
Posted by: Jean at October 25, 2016 04:49 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: chilloutyo at October 25, 2016 04:54 AM (lQqJB)
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 05:03 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Skip
You're welcome. Last week I saw that episode where he went to the soup kitchen and the nuns wanted to give him a better coat. That got me curious. I never realized the coat was new in the first episode.
Btw, if you are really a cinnamon fan, stop buying it in the tiny spice jars and buy it by the pound! Much cheaper on Amazon, or online spice suppliers. I'm stocked up on all my favorite spices that way. Ginger, turmeric, cayenne, etc.
Posted by: Vodka'n Lime at October 25, 2016 05:04 AM (ZKlDy)
'Morning, Horde. I "slept in" till 2:00 ayem and have been reading Mis Hum's post ever since. What a tour de force.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:05 AM (Z7pPJ)
Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at October 25, 2016 05:11 AM (jkztu)
Gotta hit the road, some spackling, door hardware and wood trim to do.
Stay safe everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2016 05:11 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:14 AM (Z7pPJ)
It is, and Michael of Tarsus just took a red pill, and then became a human hand grenade to both sides. Witness the carnage in the comments.
He just stunned both the audience, who hated Trump when they arrived and who expected to have that hate amplified at the outset, and the folks who hated Moore for the last 15 years.
YouTube has the views locked at sub-2,000. Yeah, right.
This is the most surreal thing I've ever seen in my life.
I'm in awe of who God can use. Michael of Tarsus needs to change his name.
tinyurl.com/j2pv2qz
If that doesn't work just search on YouTube: "Moore explains why Trump will win", and look for the video that is 4:22 in length.
This needs viralness.
Posted by: Wooly Phlox at October 25, 2016 05:29 AM (NCh45)
Posted by: Jean at October 25, 2016 05:30 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 05:32 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:33 AM (Z7pPJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker, circumstantially at October 25, 2016 04:11 AM (O+0DS)
============
Oh yes we do! Saturday night/Sunday morning before the execution - I mean, the election. 11/6/16.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 25, 2016 05:35 AM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Jean
I'm in the middle of a big, square, mostly empty state. Not many shopping choices available, so online works for me.
Posted by: Vodka'n Lime at October 25, 2016 05:38 AM (ZKlDy)
Posted by: JT at October 25, 2016 05:38 AM (GdBvh)
-Thank You.
-God Bless You.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at October 25, 2016 04:20 AM (6gk0M)
=======So beautifully put, so beautifully true.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 25, 2016 05:38 AM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2016 05:39 AM (J+eG2)
tinyurl.com/j2pv2qz
This needs viralness.
Posted by: Wooly Phlox at October 25, 2016 05:29 AM (NCh45)
================
Now I know the End Times are nigh, because I agree with Michael Moore.
HOLY.FUCKING.SHIT.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 25, 2016 05:48 AM (BcNLK)
Watching St. Michael. Did I wake up in an alternate universe this morning?
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:33 AM (Z7pPJ)
I wish I would wake up in an alternate universe. One where we have faster than light travel, and have no end of places to run from the grasping totalitarians and build better futures would be nice.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 25, 2016 05:49 AM (J+mig)
Well, the mud caused the French chargers to flounder, but the rain wetted the French crossbow strings, making them stretch, and cause a considerable loss of range and power for the crossbowmens' bolts. English bowmen, however, could and did easily unstring their longbows and keep their strings dry until needed in battle. Their yardshafts where launched beyond the reach of the crossbowmen, to devastating effect.
Longbows for the Win!
Posted by: Vodka'n Lime at October 25, 2016 05:52 AM (ZKlDy)
If you find that place, please send co-ordinates.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:53 AM (Z7pPJ)
I'm reminded of a barge captain who, when asked how it was that he'd never run aground, replied "You gotta be smarter than the mud."
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:54 AM (Z7pPJ)
And Hillary would be a former small time criminal serving 5-10 for running a rigged card game in Times Square.
In the words, Joe Dirt...the original.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2016 05:54 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 25, 2016 05:53 AM (Z7pPJ)
Or maybe we need to get all of our sci-fi fans, tinkers, and engineers in the Horde smashed drunk while watching a Doctor Who marathon, in the hopes that we'll wake up with a functional TARDIS and no idea how we built it (but also not caring)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 25, 2016 05:55 AM (J+mig)
The wild life photos were very cool, except I didn't actually think all that much of the winner. I guess it won because the photographer was higher in the tree than the orangutan?
Posted by: Gem at October 25, 2016 06:09 AM (uaHyk)
If you scroll down, you'll find the letter he wrote. There are many, many links.
Once I finish mining this site, I'm going to begin to read 'George Washington's Sacred Fire' by Peter Lillback. I think the book recommendation may have come from the old Glenn Beck of 2009.
http://tinyurl.com/jgrtdro
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 25, 2016 06:25 AM (BcNLK)
We should see an end to this hillary +12 nonsense from now on.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2016 06:32 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2016 06:32 AM (iONHu)
Not until the checks bounce.
Posted by: Pollsters Paid By The DNC at October 25, 2016 06:38 AM (z1o2c)
I'm in the middle of a big, square, mostly empty state. Not many shopping choices available, so online works for me.
Posted by: Vodka'n Lime
My kids would automatically be in the honors program because they spoke English if I sent them to public school, but I do have many options on spices.
Posted by: Jean at October 25, 2016 06:38 AM (9plk4)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 06:39 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 25, 2016 06:41 AM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 25, 2016 06:43 AM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Vodka'n Lime at October 25, 2016 05:38 AM (ZKlDy)
Do not buy your spices from Penzey's - the owner is a raging prog and a real jerk. His sister owns The Spice House, with many of the same "family blends" and she has made a point of keeping politics out of her business. The two of them had a major split many years ago and she went off to start her own business.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 25, 2016 06:48 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 25, 2016 08:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Isophorone at October 25, 2016 09:10 AM (rvgcl)
Amazing!
I wonder how many hundreds of thousands of tax dollars went down the rathole to produce that vital piece of data?
Posted by: jbspry at October 25, 2016 11:34 AM (Tcn31)
I mean, who is really surprised when a "study" commissioned by the UN finds that the United States is a corn-studded piece of shit that stinks on ice? Or a list of "top ten best" this/that/whatever puts Venezuela and Saudi Arabia ahead of Sweden or Great Britain?
Posted by: jbspry at October 25, 2016 11:42 AM (Tcn31)
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