aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Wow: New York City Voting Commissioner -- One of Only Ten Commissioners In the Entire City -- Admits Rampant Voter Fraud, Dems Busing Voters from Precinct to Precinct to Cast Several Votes
And he admits it's completely irresponsible not to require ID in voting.
This seems big. Allahpundit gives kudos to O'Keefe for sitting on this story for so long (he got this hidden-cam disclosure back in December) to get maximum electoral impact. Ehhh.. I'm sure that was his intention, but wouldn't it have been nice to have this as ammo to agitate for stronger election-integrity laws? No knock meant about O'Keefe's intention; I'm sure Allah's right about his intention. I'm just not sure that it was the right tactical call. Of course, I imagine this would have been ignored, and no new laws would have been promulgated (the Democrats know this is going on, and in fact rely on it), so maybe O'Keefe's calculus was right: This has no possibility of actually impacting Democrats' willingess to clamp down on illegal voting, so the best use for it is ginning up the Republican base and embarrassing Democrats a month out from the election. I don't know either way. Just kibbitzing. Sometimes you don't really have a firm opinion, you just have some niggling questions.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:01 PM (x5ZBk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 07:03 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 11, 2016 07:03 PM (xInes)
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Somebody organizes and pays for the effort to get these voters out repeatedly.
Cui bono?
Posted by: Bill Kristol at October 11, 2016 07:04 PM (/m8T6)
I DENOUNCE MYSELF
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:05 PM (x5ZBk)
Posted by: Theragen Derivative at October 11, 2016 07:05 PM (7ajAz)
Posted by: tbodie at October 11, 2016 07:05 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 11, 2016 07:06 PM (PHcLa)
Isn't calling it Pretendistan just begging for ineffective drone strikes.
Oh wait - here's the previously unseen 1 syllable 1st name gang.
Posted by: DaveA at October 11, 2016 07:06 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at October 11, 2016 07:06 PM (3CFdj)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at October 11, 2016 07:07 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: tbodie at October 11, 2016 07:07 PM (nMj2X)
If Republicans stole an election or two, believe me, the MSM would have 24/7 coverage about what we need to do to protect the integrity of the vote.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:07 PM (AQit7)
Posted by: DaveA at October 11, 2016 07:08 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 11, 2016 07:09 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Niggling question at October 11, 2016 07:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Yo! at October 11, 2016 07:09 PM (VvYVO)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 07:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2016 07:10 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 07:11 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 07:11 PM (O2RFr)
Also, Russia is not interferring as much as the DNC/Obama/The Clintons.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 07:11 PM (B9Zoe)
Democrats only need to win a majority of votes, Republicans need to surmount the margin of fraud.
In the big cities, Republican lose every time.
Posted by: imp at October 11, 2016 07:11 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Niggling Brothers Barnum & Bailey at October 11, 2016 07:11 PM (7ajAz)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2016 07:12 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Yo! at October 11, 2016 07:12 PM (VvYVO)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 07:11 PM (O2RFr)
Hillary Rodham is really...HARRY RODHAM!!!!
Yes folks, she has a dick.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 07:12 PM (4ErVI)
Clutching your pearls that Trump is vulgar.
Decisions decisions.
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2016 07:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 11, 2016 07:03 PM (xInes)
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They already do. Buses coming across the state line from Illinois. Same day voter registration. What could go wrong?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:12 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 07:12 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Lester Holt: Registered Republican at October 11, 2016 07:12 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: deplorable donna
I like some of the stuff O'Keefe has done, but I also know a tireless self-promoter when I see one and I wouldn't get my hopes up.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:12 PM (AQit7)
Posted by: TSGSJeremy at October 11, 2016 07:13 PM (/Rfmk)
The national GOP doesn't give a shit about voting integrity.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 11, 2016 07:13 PM (+lv+r)
I keep hearing commercials here from the AG talking about bringing your photo ID to vote. I wish Texas would just tell the Feds to fuck the hell off.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 07:13 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Niggling question at October 11, 2016 07:09 PM (IqV8l)
You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about...
Posted by: StrawMan at October 11, 2016 07:13 PM (5Ev1l)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 07:13 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 11, 2016 07:13 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: tbodie at October 11, 2016 07:13 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2016 07:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2016 07:14 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 11, 2016 07:14 PM (6IPEM)
It's a real mystery.
Posted by: eight more years of uncontrolled legal and illegal immigration at October 11, 2016 07:14 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 11, 2016 07:14 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 07:14 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at October 11, 2016 07:14 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Yo! at October 11, 2016 07:15 PM (VvYVO)
He's tweeted that he has "a tape of them demeaning and disparaging black people in the worst ways. That will matter. Coming in October."
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 11, 2016 07:15 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2016 07:15 PM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2016 07:15 PM (IqV8l)
Pray....buy ammo....and be prepared to do what has to be done.
I wonder why none of Billy Jeff's rape victims didn't pull a Sirhan Sirhan and take his ass out for what he did?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 11, 2016 07:16 PM (ej1L0)
Is that Cher's kid that had the sex change?
Posted by: joey biden at October 11, 2016 07:16 PM (LdMbv)
Whoa.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:16 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 07:16 PM (iynDC)
"We niggled for shiners and when we had a bucketfull we went pike fishing".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 07:16 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 07:17 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Yo! at October 11, 2016 07:17 PM (VvYVO)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:17 PM (dFi94)
his intention. I'm just not sure that it was the right tactical call.
---
I'm inclined to give the folks risking life and limb (and let's not kid ourselves what the socialists are capable of) to get the truth out of the belly of the beast a pretty fair amount of latitude what they deal with the information.
Moreso for someone like O'Keefe who's strongly on our side than say, the wikileaks crowd.
Posted by: Methos at October 11, 2016 07:17 PM (3Liv/)
Hannah Giles used to be O Keefes hot sidekick. Not sure shes still with him tho.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:17 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Al Leppo at October 11, 2016 07:17 PM (vmsda)
Gee, I wonder why the Blue Electoral Wall keeps getting higher.
It's a real mystery.
Posted by: eight more years of uncontrolled legal and illegal immigration at October 11, 2016 07:14 PM (LdMbv)
I know, right?
Posted by: Paul Ryan at October 11, 2016 07:18 PM (7ajAz)
Posted by: CNN Broadcast From Ace's Time Machine at October 11, 2016 07:18 PM (QtQaN)
Thad Cochran is busy putting carrots in his chili. It's a family thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 07:18 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 07:18 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: DangerGirl
Maybe to scare away fraudsters?
If you just ran ads saying photo id is required, my guess is a lot of it would fizzle out.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:18 PM (AQit7)
Posted by: Johnny at October 11, 2016 07:18 PM (+fFCJ)
Worst offenders: Hispanics.
I DENOUNCE MYSELF
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:05 PM (x5ZBk)"
Denounce yourself for being wrong. It is not even close.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at October 11, 2016 07:19 PM (+QFqi)
Thad Cochran is busy putting carrots in his chili. It's a family thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 07:18 PM (mgbwf)
Is he a gay werewolf too?
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2016 07:19 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Walter Peck at October 11, 2016 07:19 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:19 PM (JmjOe)
Fleagle-->Bingo-->Drooper--->Snork
Snork Republic is hell on earth.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:20 PM (x5ZBk)
Posted by: Colin Rapernick at October 11, 2016 07:20 PM (7ajAz)
NYPost headline in a day or two:
Election Commissioner, Long Believed to be Senile, foind Dead in East River
Two Bullet Holes in Head; Suicide Suspected
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 07:20 PM (BK3ZS)
.............
like which type of lantern best illuminates your lawn?
Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 11, 2016 07:21 PM (HgMAr)
Moreso for someone like O'Keefe who's strongly on our side than say, the wikileaks crowd.
Posted by: Methos
The only reason this election is even in contention has been because of hackers and "concerned" people digging around in the Democrats trash bin.
Trump has received manna from heaven over and over again.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:21 PM (AQit7)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 11, 2016 07:21 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 07:18 PM (d76uN)
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I don't know if this has changed, but it used to be that all you had to do was come in with "a neighbor" and the "neighbor" could vouch that you lived at that address. Then you could register and vote on the spot. Don't get me started on the busses of ethnic minorities that pulled up at the precinct I was working. All of them with "neighbors".
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:22 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Yo! at October 11, 2016 07:17 PM
WDTCTAT? should become a Horde catchphrase.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2016 07:22 PM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: washrivergal madly
I'll say this, 99% of the time, Voter ID laws are thrown out because of Left wing judges, Republicans have actually done a pretty good job passing these laws.
It's the Courts that keep tossing them because they know their fellow Dems need this margin to win.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:23 PM (AQit7)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 07:23 PM (J82wy)
Hopefully the four hour kind.
Hillary hates nearly everyone. Why not blacks, behind closed doors. She probably thinks they cheated her in 2008.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 11, 2016 07:23 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 07:23 PM (iynDC)
How bland is your chili that you add carrots as seasoning?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:24 PM (JmjOe)
First they came for the wrigglers, but I wasn't a fisherman so I said nothing.
Next they came for the gigglers, but I had no sense of humor anyway so I said nothing.
Then they came for the nigglers, but... WHY, YOU INSENSITIVE RASCIST A$$HOLES!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 07:24 PM (BK3ZS)
She still involved?
Posted by: Yo!
Hannah Giles, IIRC?
I seem to recall her getting married, I think.
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 07:24 PM (CXLVd)
If you just ran ads saying photo id is required, my guess is a lot of it would fizzle out.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:18 PM (AQit7)
Maybe. The "compromise" for this election is that if you don't have an approved form of ID, you can sign an affadavit and your vote counts. Yeah, that'll stop them.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 07:25 PM (+eR2D)
Thad Cochran was a helluva guy when he still had a mind.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 07:25 PM (4ErVI)
Trump has received manna from heaven over and over again.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:21 PM (AQit7)
Church.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 07:26 PM (B9Zoe)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:26 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 07:26 PM (dnWSK)
Because they know it is going on, is getting worse, and they benefit from it. A recent study showed that as many as 15% of illegal aliens in our country are voting. I can hunt up that link if asked.
DOJ head Lynch came out yesterday vowing to make sure that every eligible American gets a chance to vote and that she was marshalling vast DOJ resources to make this happen. But what wasn't mentioned at all was what she was doing to ensure that ONLY eligible voters vote -- Because she intends to do exactly jackshit about THAT particular issue. Not one resource will be spent on that 'nonexistent' problem.
The destruction of our Republic proceeds apace.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2016 07:26 PM (gyKtp)
Trump has received manna from heaven over and over again.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:21 PM (AQit7)
Yep. Besides Wikileaks, remember that that vid of Hillary doing the swandive on 9/11 was taken by some dude who just happened to be there and was fortunate no Secret Service man confiscated his phone.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 07:26 PM (P8951)
Yes folks, she has a dick.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 07:12 PM
Recycling is a form of renewable energy.
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at October 11, 2016 07:26 PM (BoFYZ)
I am offended by pretty much all of this.
Posted by: Zombie Sammy Davis Jr. at October 11, 2016 07:26 PM (J82wy)
Not Bob Dole. Bob Dole only has firm opinions anymore, whenever Bob Dole wants.
Posted by: Bob Dole at October 11, 2016 07:26 PM (JO9+V)
Like the G-Spot or the Clitoris.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 07:23 PM (J82wy)
..............
you're just grabbing them wrong
Posted by: El Donaldo at October 11, 2016 07:26 PM (HgMAr)
Voter fraud happens and it has been happening in places like NY state and NYC since at least Tammany Hall, if not earlier.
Posted by: Charles at October 11, 2016 07:27 PM (OewJa)
They'll cushion the blow for those who lose in November with lobby firm positions. If they lose majorities or get down to slim margins and Trump loses they will crow "see you rubes made this happen" and will be celebrating because that shields them from any scrutiny when they do bugger all to stop Hillary from adding her own illegal crap to all that the JEF has done.
Posted by: Palerider at October 11, 2016 07:27 PM (dkExz)
Like the G-Spot or the Clitoris.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 07:23 PM (J82wy)
This is true in Muslim countries.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 07:27 PM (B9Zoe)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 11, 2016 07:27 PM (1G4bO)
How bland is your chili that you add carrots as seasoning?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:24 PM (JmjOe)
Swedish chili.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 07:27 PM (P8951)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 07:27 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 11, 2016 07:27 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: DangerGirl
With ours, it's like a provisional ballot where if everything doesn't line up (like you're not registered at your new address) you can cast a ballot but it's put in a different stack.
I think you can then follow up to make sure it was counted and they are tossed unless it's an election where the provisionals could make a difference.
I think anything though is better than just letting people throw in a ballot.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:28 PM (AQit7)
Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 11, 2016 07:28 PM (HgMAr)
-ace
Speaking of which...Obama said we had to leave Iraq because he just couldn't get a Status Of Forces Agreement.
Did he get one now? He just sent troops to Iraq, thousands of them.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 07:28 PM (3myMJ)
That is one mish I would love to grab.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 07:28 PM (J82wy)
I saw commercial this am & have been thinking of rescuing dog. I found one that my heart broke for, he was found in Corridor of Cruelty in Houston with pack of large dogs. Woman volunteer left car door open to feed them & 8 pound Bobo ran into her car.
I filled out adoption papers & Bobo is in Boston. I want to make his life happy & safe. It's Rescue place & volunteers only. I have to wait 48 hours before I can expect to hear from them.
Wish us luck!
Thank you.
Posted by: Carol at October 11, 2016 07:28 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 07:28 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: #BLM at October 11, 2016 07:29 PM (zu88C)
How bland is your chili that you add carrots as seasoning?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:24 PM (JmjOe)
Swedish chili.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at October 11, 2016 07:27 PM (P8951)
You need to shave the carrots before adding them!
Posted by: Methodists at October 11, 2016 07:29 PM (kUupe)
Posted by: Niggling question at October 11, 2016 07:09 PM (IqV8l)
You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about...
Posted by: StrawMan at October 11, 2016 07:13 PM (5Ev1l)
When the sun goes down, and the tide goes out, the nigglings gather round and they all begin to shout, hey hey Uncle Fudd! Slap your big niggling feet in the Mississippi mud....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 11, 2016 07:30 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 07:30 PM (iynDC)
It's the Courts that keep tossing them because they know their fellow Dems need this margin to win.
Posted by: Maritime
The article is describing organized voter fraud that far far beyond just individual voter fraud.
The GOP could be doing a lot more than Voter ID. It's just the bare minimum and they still have problems speaking about ID publicly lest they be shamed by left.
The Franken/Coleman debacle wouldn't have been stopped by ID. The GOP should have thrown everything and the kitchen sink at it.
But, no. Gotta wring their velvet gloves while tut-tutting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 07:30 PM (V3IFq)
Another lie. There was a framework for an agreement ready to sign when he came into office.
He didn't want to sign it because it was negotiated by Bush.
So, he let it fall by the wayside and proceeded to fuck up any chance of negotiating a replacement.
Because : Shit Midas.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 07:30 PM (J82wy)
In some cultures, carrots in food are prized as aphrodesiacs.
In some cultures.
Not many, but some.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 07:30 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Roy at October 11, 2016 07:30 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:30 PM (AQit7)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 07:30 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 07:31 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 07:28 PM (dnWSK
Eh. Its a bit of luck of the draw. *refreshes main page* Sometimes you just happen to take a look at the main page for whatever reason *refreshes main page* and it just happens to be the moment ace has put up a new post.
We're totally not like monkeys addicted to crack hitting refresh to see a new post. *Refreshes main page.*
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2016 07:31 PM (z/Ubi)
NBC News was talking about the email release from Wikileaks today too, drip drip drip, make the media address it...and soon the true bombs will explode on Clinton and the Dems...
Best part of this email stuff is they can't deny its not real...they just complain about how it was obtained...Insert Scary Pronunciation of "Russian" or "Putin" here, but if I were to actually hazard a guess, I would think that Hillary has a very disgruntled employee or two.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 11, 2016 07:31 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 07:31 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2016 07:31 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at October 11, 2016 07:31 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 11, 2016 07:31 PM (r1fLd)
Let the civil disobedience begin.
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at October 11, 2016 07:31 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 07:31 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 11, 2016 07:28 PM (HgMAr)
Yes, yes I am.
Posted by: Clitoris Winterfresh at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (BK3ZS)
They don't give a damn about the Justice Dept.
No id? Get to steppin!
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (1G4bO)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: jerry seinfeld at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (LdMbv)
so, in the heirarchy of republics, what comes after banana ?
Posted by: Al Leppo at October 11, 2016 07:17 PM (vmsda)"
People's Republic leading up to the ultimate leftist utopia of Democratic People's Republic where cemeteries have armed guards to prevent people from digging up and eating the freshly buried corpses because they are that hungry.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (+QFqi)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:24 PM (JmjOe)
Swedish chili.
Posted by: DonnaV.deplorably brandishing
ampersandsso there at October 11, 2016 07:27 PM
(P8951)
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I can testify to that.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (dFi94)
But it won't stop any absentee, early, or online fraud.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 07:33 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Decaf at October 11, 2016 07:33 PM (8zHLN)
The GOP could be doing a lot more than Voter ID. It's just the bare minimum and they still have problems speaking about ID publicly lest they be shamed by left.
The Franken/Coleman debacle wouldn't have been stopped by ID. The GOP should have thrown everything and the kitchen sink at it.
But, no. Gotta wring their velvet gloves while tut-tutting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Could they do more? yes, but I would say passing some common sense laws like Photo ID that the Courts keep vetoing puts more of the blame on judges than the GOP.
It was like one of the first things North Carolina did when it got a Republican Governor and legislature and the court's blocked it despite Voter ID being in all sorts of other states.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:33 PM (AQit7)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 11, 2016 07:33 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 07:34 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 07:34 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 07:28 PM (dnWSK)
You could use a tab autorefresh extension and have it open in a second monitor set to a couple of seconds.
I don't do this but I'm amazed at how often I just randomly stumble over a new post that has either no comments or only one or two on it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 07:34 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 07:34 PM (U0lQa)
We don't even have buses or vans or anything to get people to polls bc we own cars.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 11, 2016 07:34 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Carol at October 11, 2016 07:34 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 11, 2016 07:34 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at October 11, 2016 07:35 PM (JO9+V)
That place where Trump and Putin meet to have dinner schemes to overthrow the USA.
Posted by: Hillay! at October 11, 2016 07:35 PM (B9Zoe)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 07:35 PM (+eR2D)
And that's why profs love those modalities. They can have 20 volunteers spend the afternoon filling out absentee and provisional ballots for a month and cover a lot of ground.
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 07:35 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 07:35 PM (U0lQa)
But it won't stop any absentee, early, or online fraud.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 07:33 PM (d76uN)
But it might stop a lot of pussy grabbin'
Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 07:35 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 11, 2016 07:35 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Carrot fed cow at October 11, 2016 07:35 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 11, 2016 07:35 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 07:36 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 07:34 PM (U0lQa)
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Now there's an idea. I've been looking for ways to use up my lingonberries before I restock for Christmas. I have 7 pounds on hand. That's a lot of lingon. Never thought of chili. Hmmm.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:36 PM (dFi94)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gntja5l
Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2016 07:36 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at October 11, 2016 07:35 PM (JO9+V)
Cheetos as a chili topping is not a bad idea.
Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 07:37 PM (7qAYi)
Or for buying a six pack.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2016 07:37 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. at October 11, 2016 07:37 PM (3GFMN)
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It's sad how once respected publications are now the butt of jokes.
Posted by: Decaf at October 11, 2016 07:37 PM (8zHLN)
Posted by: John McCain at October 11, 2016 07:37 PM (DpOmP)
That guy who was asking her the questions? A Democrat.
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 07:37 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 11, 2016 07:37 PM (xInes)
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 07:34 PM (ACqhm)
Oh, yeah, a ton/sarc
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 11, 2016 07:37 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 07:38 PM (4ErVI)
I know it DOES happen and it has resulted in lost elections, but I don't believe that say Obama won because of voter fraud, and McCain and Romney would have really been President had we had better ballot security.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:38 PM (AQit7)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:38 PM (JmjOe)
Yes. Tis a pity. Sorry about that. Won't do it again. Won't have the chance to do it again.
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 07:38 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: LIV in Mom's Basement at October 11, 2016 07:38 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Alan Arkin at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (3CFdj)
Posted by: Yugo Chavez at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (dLKyZ)
Posted by: fixerupper
It's worse than you think!
Some people eat CARROT CAKE!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 07:30 PM (dnWSK)
Cheap and effective. We can't and won't possibly do that here.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (B9Zoe)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (zu88C)
And then how crazy it got up in here?
Good times, good times.
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: red state at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (V3IFq)
CARROT CAKE IS FUCKING DELICIOUS YOU KNOB!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (x5ZBk)
It's sad how once respected publications are now the butt of jokes.
I know, right?
-- Butt Welders' Quarterly
Testify, brother!
-- Juggs
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 07:37 PM (ACqhm)
You kidding me? I wore out my "From Dusk to Dawn" DVD!
Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (wPiJc)
I know it DOES happen and it has resulted in lost elections, but I don't believe that say Obama won because of voter fraud, and McCain and Romney would have really been President had we had better ballot security.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:38 PM (AQit7)
Yeah I agree. It's not like cracking down on voter fraud in New York is going to result in a Republican victory. Maybe in NYC it's to get a specific connected Democrat elected, but even there Republicans have won. Statewide though it's not going to make the difference.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (4ErVI)
If we dont get some legitimacy back into government quick we are doomed to a horrible end. And looking at how the current Republican leadership is treating Trump it doesnt appear that will happen soon
Posted by: Mythx at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (lC/MC)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Carrot fed cow at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (V3IFq)
I eat Carrot Cake. She seems to like it.
Posted by: Carrot Top at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (x5ZBk)
I bet you put it on your chili.
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE HOMOS THAT DRINK CARROT JUICE!!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 11, 2016 07:34 PM
Yeah, but we had a really cool app thingy or something in the 2012 election to help get the vote out on Election Day. Orac, Orca, Oracan, Oracan't, something like that ...
Posted by: GOPe at October 11, 2016 07:42 PM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2016 07:42 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 07:42 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 07:42 PM (wCEn4)
"This week we drop smaller bombs across the country. Next week we drop atomic bombs."
Something to look forward to!
Posted by: IrishEi at October 11, 2016 07:42 PM (eM2Uz)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (BO/km)
No one is recording a rant yet while queuing up the others for a tasty cup of Flavor Aid, but it's close.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 07:43 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (ACqhm)
No carrots near chili!! Jalapeńo corn bread!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:43 PM (x5ZBk)
Yes. You read it correctly.In fact, legally the GOP cannot ensure voting integrity, nor can it prevent vote fraud"
search: 1981 consent decree rnc dnc
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 11, 2016 07:43 PM (tvyXw)
Voter Fraud is a myth.
Like the G-Spot or the Clitoris.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 07:23 PM (J82wy)
..............
you're just grabbing them wrong
Posted by: El Donaldo at October 11, 2016 07:26 PM (HgMAr)"
You grab them like a bowling ball and carry them around upside down, right? I wouldn't want to do it the wrong way.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at October 11, 2016 07:43 PM (+QFqi)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 07:43 PM (4ErVI)
Zucchini bread for the "WTF did you put in my dessert" win.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:43 PM (JmjOe)
Knock me over with a feather and call me sally
Actually an excellent article at NRO (delete space)
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/ 440945/donald-trump-democratic-hypocrisy-challenged
Posted by: @votermom's phone at October 11, 2016 07:43 PM (hZtAR)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 11, 2016 07:43 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 07:44 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at October 11, 2016 07:44 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 11, 2016 07:44 PM (ej1L0)
Trump will be on this. He'll fight.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 11, 2016 07:44 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Brody at October 11, 2016 07:44 PM (0LQ4f)
.............
well, those rabbits sure like to grab them some pussy.
Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 11, 2016 07:44 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at October 11, 2016 07:44 PM (3GFMN)
not serious?
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (U0lQa)
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Naw. That would be nasty. But you could spread lingonberries on the hardtack you eat with your chili.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:45 PM (dFi94)
I don't recommend carrot cake or carrot chili.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 07:45 PM (4ErVI)
"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
"What?"
"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"
"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."
Ford shrugged again.
"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happenned to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 07:45 PM (ACqhm)
What kind?
Posted by: L, Elle at October 11, 2016 07:46 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:12 PM
I thought they bussed our IL Dems up to Madison or Milwaukee. They also do Janesville?
James O'Keefe needs to catch these bastards on tape doing this.
Posted by: Farmer at October 11, 2016 07:46 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 07:46 PM (wPiJc)
It's like adopting a baby. I had to fill out applications & write I don't have Vet because Last pet i had was a cat & took her to quack vet & she died at home a week later. Supposedly she was gone. Poor Ginger died alone behind living room drapes. I was at work, my mother got my older brother to take her body away.
Let me try to put tiny URL for Bobo, or at least pic of the adorable 2 year old.
BRB!
Posted by: Carol at October 11, 2016 07:46 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:47 PM (dFi94)
You grab them like a bowling ball and carry them around upside down, right?
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I think its great when another guy comes off all romantic and poetic and shit.
I cant pull it off.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:47 PM (JmjOe)
The problem is that the mainstream media will bury it because they don't like people being recorded unawares.
Oh, wait....
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 11, 2016 07:47 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (V3IFq)
Why juice something that you can put in a cake?? DOES NOT COMPUTE
JUICES: BEET, POM
CAKES: CARROT, BANANA, STRAWBERRY
PIES: APPLE, PUMPKIN, SWEET POTATO, PECAN, RHUBARB
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:47 PM (x5ZBk)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 11, 2016 07:47 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Alan Arkin at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (3CFdj)
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We're not even breathing hard.
Posted by: The Russians at October 11, 2016 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mythx at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (lC/MC)
They think
a) the spice will continue to flow into their offshore accounts,
b) they will never be held to account,
c) gated communities with armed security are very safe, and
d) there is an exceedingly small portion of the population that could take organized action against the established order, and the militarized agencies and their SWAT teams will have a significant tactical advantage if that comes to pass!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 07:48 PM (wCEn4)
While Obama's DOJ is going after the Sheriff for trying to keep our country safe and not allowing illegal aliens across the border.
I can never say how I really feel, here.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 07:48 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2016 07:49 PM (LdMbv)
Delicious with Cream Cheese icing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 07:49 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Carol at October 11, 2016 07:49 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:49 PM (x5ZBk)
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 11, 2016 07:47 PM (nvMvs)
Ah comrade citizen, I see you are beginning to appreciate the theory of double standards, da?
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 07:49 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 07:41 PM (V3IFq)
Say that to my eyebrows.
Posted by: The JuiceMan at October 11, 2016 07:49 PM (JO9+V)
James O'Keefe needs to catch these bastards on tape doing this.
Posted by: Farmer at October 11, 2016 07:46 PM (o/90i)
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I worked in the Kenosha precincts. Same congressional district, so I imagine they'd do it in Janesville. Just jump over the state line. Madison would be more of a trip, and Dane Co is going to go blue no matter what.
I have no idea what they do in downtown Milwaukee. And I don't wanna know.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:49 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 07:50 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 07:50 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: THE VAST RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY at October 11, 2016 07:51 PM (zu88C)
I can totally see that happening and I'm sure it has, but that seems incredibly intensive for a meager amount of votes.
Where I see most voter fraud now is probably things like absentee ballots where a bunch that were supposed to go to some housing project with people that come and go end up on the desk of some public union official's desk where they are all filled out.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:51 PM (AQit7)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 11, 2016 07:47 PM (y3aQB) [//i]
I think BREXIT scared the hell out of the global elites, they can't afford to let another domino fall!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 07:51 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 07:51 PM (6Ll1u)
Pineapple-carrot cake no.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:51 PM (x5ZBk)
because despite what our betters are telling us, it aint in the bag. They're fucking scared.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 11, 2016 07:52 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2016 07:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Carol at October 11, 2016 07:52 PM (sj3Ax)
I'm so happy for you!
Posted by: L, Elle at October 11, 2016 07:52 PM (6IPEM)
They'll own the USA, ,welcome to Blue Ameristanio.
Posted by: mikeintexas at October 11, 2016 07:52 PM (uYSAz)
Yup.
People are getting pissed.
One by one, people are beginning to connect the dots.
And most people don't like being played for fools.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 07:53 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2016 07:53 PM (39g3+)
Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:53 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Cornel West at October 11, 2016 07:53 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Downtown Milwaukeean at October 11, 2016 07:53 PM (7ajAz)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 07:51 PM (6Ll1u)
Clarify your life and just get the donut.
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 07:53 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 07:53 PM (BK3ZS)
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Wisconsin is pretty much a 51/49 state. Depending on the election cycle, the balance changes from D to R or back again. My county is just a teensy shade to the blue side. Next county over, the reverse. A few well-placed busses could conceivably make a difference.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:54 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2016 07:54 PM (qJhUV)
No way.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2016 07:50 PM (qCMvj)
But the GOP has steadfastly insisted that whatever miniscule voter fraud might exist, it is both an aberration and an extremely rare event. So glad I voted for them, they really seem to know their stuff!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 07:54 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Muldoon
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In the sense that rum cake would still be cake without the rum, yes.
My question would be, would anyone care if the zucchini was left out of zucchini bread?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2016 07:55 PM (UfPJn)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2016 07:55 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2016 07:53 PM (39g3+)
I ordered a couple of books from the UK over the weekend & noticed how surprising favorable the exchange rate was.
Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 07:55 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 07:55 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Carol at October 11, 2016 07:55 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at October 11, 2016 07:55 PM (3CFdj)
Gee, I wonder what will happen when a huge portion of the electorate
realizes that all legitimate methods to changing government are blocked?
How do they think that will end?
If we dont get some legitimacy
back into government quick we are doomed to a horrible end. And looking
at how the current Republican leadership is treating Trump it doesnt
appear that will happen soon
Posted by: Mythx at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (lC/MC)"
If you don't already own a gun, perhaps this would be a good time to buy one.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at October 11, 2016 07:56 PM (+QFqi)
Bobo is a cutie and I hope you get him!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 07:56 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 07:51 PM (6Ll1u)
Oprah had a show about it.
It wasn't a show about high school cooking class.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 07:56 PM (B9Zoe)
I thought she was asking about boater fraud!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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This about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Gary Hart, Captain of the Monkey Business at October 11, 2016 07:57 PM (UfPJn)
Muslims are right about the strong horse. The Democrats do what they want, and they win. The GOP is afraid of its own shadow, and is addicted to losing, content to play junior partner to the Democrats at The State, Inc.
Posted by: Sam in Va at October 11, 2016 07:57 PM (9stgl)
Don't even start about Banana nut bread, OK?
Banana Nut bread MUST have bananas in it.
Got it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 07:57 PM (J+eG2)
You can have all the lobbyists you want but they are useless if there is nobody to lobby. My prediction is that Dems will have both houses of Congress due to Republican voter outrage/revenge on the NeverTrumpers. Dem politicians deal with their own lobbyists, why would they need lose Republicans?
Posted by: Decaf at October 11, 2016 07:58 PM (8zHLN)
Nothing like successfully taunting the Barrel and walking away unscathed!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 07:58 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: L, Elle at October 11, 2016 07:58 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2016 07:53 PM (39g3+)
I ordered a couple of books from the UK over the weekend & noticed how surprising favorable the exchange rate was.
Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 07:55 PM (7qAYi)
Tanking the pound can help their economy as well.
Too bad the Muslims will screw the travel part of that equation.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 07:58 PM (B9Zoe)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:17 PM
Here in Lee Co., IL we don't have to show ID. What they do is compare your signature w/ the one you wrote when registering, seems effective to me.
Must be a county thing, I doubt Cook Co. does that. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at October 11, 2016 07:59 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: THE VAST RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY at October 11, 2016 07:59 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Carol at October 11, 2016 07:59 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 07:59 PM (6Ll1u)
Banana Nut bread MUST have bananas in it.
Got it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 07:57 PM (J+eG2)
You'll love my banana bread!
Posted by: Vince Shlomi at October 11, 2016 07:59 PM (JO9+V)
Voter fraud?
I thought she was asking about boater fraud!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 07:53 PM (BK3ZS)"
That is a disgrace. It used to be that boater hats were made of straw but now the only ones you see are made out of styrofoam.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at October 11, 2016 08:00 PM (+QFqi)
I dare say that California has zero control over voting, with illegals freely voting. It could be 1 or 2 million right there. Every major city is a Democrat stronghold it would be relatively easy to gin up another 2 or 3 percent.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 11, 2016 08:00 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:00 PM (JmjOe)
Got it?
*****
I once tried making Banana Nut bread but I didn't have any Banana Nuts, so I substituted Chicken Nuggets. Big mistake.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:00 PM (wPiJc)
We have an 85 year old neighbor who makes fruit cake from scratch.
I can eat that stuff all damn day.
I love a quality Fruit Cake.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:01 PM (J+eG2)
And training. Train, practice, train some more. GET qualified training, don't just repeat all the bad habits and call it "training".
Most of all though, learn to steel your heart, as what's likely ahead won't be for the faint of heart.
The Re-Legitimizing of the Vote, is gonna be as big a mess as the Rectification of Names.
Besides, I'd rather be fully prepared and not need it, than vice-versa.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 11, 2016 08:01 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 08:01 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:01 PM (zu88C)
They think the Dems are going to go gentle on them when they win.
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 08:01 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 08:02 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 11, 2016 08:02 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:01 PM (J+eG2)
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pssssst........ dude........... phrasing
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:02 PM (JmjOe)
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That has occurred to me as well especially as the new dump is almost current stuff. Someone is watching the email traffic in real time and scooping the interesting stuff.
Hope he or she is safe.
Posted by: Decaf at October 11, 2016 08:02 PM (8zHLN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2016 08:02 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:00 PM (wPiJc)
Try Grape Nuts next time.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 08:02 PM (x5ZBk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 11, 2016 08:03 PM (89T5c)
I know it DOES happen and it has resulted in lost elections, but I don't believe that say Obama won because of voter fraud, and McCain and Romney would have really been President had we had better ballot security.
Posted by: Maritime at October 11, 2016 07:38 PM (AQit7)
I do. Remember that one of Obama's first actions as President to put the census under the direct control of the White House? I think it was run by the Treasury Department previously.
The minute I heard that I knew it was for the purpose of rigging elections. With that treasure trove of data, they can identify critical precincts and target them precisely. They can tweak the vote totals just enough to achieve the desired result. I'm not talking about vote fraud on a massive scale, but quite the opposite: vote fraud on a micro scale, which I think is even more chilling.
With electronic voting machines, not only could you manufacture fraudulent votes, you could make legitimate votes disappear, or flip them to the other side. In 2012, Obama won by just enough in four critical states to take the Electoral College.
I still hear that millions of conservatives stayed home rather than vote for Romney. I simply don't believe that. If ever there was a "crawl across broken glass" election, 2012 was it. I myself despised Romney and at one point during the primaries I swore I would never vote for him. But in the end I swallowed my pride and did. I can't have been the only one.
Could some of those "missing" Romney votes have been electronically altered or "disappeared"?
And for the past several years the Federal government has been carefully seeding illegal aliens all around the country. I think they are targeting voting precincts which they consider crucial.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:03 PM (J+eG2)
Deep Dish Pizza, however, is an abomination against all that is Holy.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:03 PM (J82wy)
You know what is quaint about the #neverttrumpers?
They think the Dems are going to go gentle on them when they win.
Posted by: blaster
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The most important thing to them is that when they are being hauled away to the camps naked and shivering they will be able to point at the Trump supporters and say " I told you so".
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:04 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:04 PM (J+eG2)
****
Isn't deep dish pizza basically a tomato and cheese cobbler?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:04 PM (wPiJc)
Deep Dish Pizza, however, is an abomination against all that is Holy.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:03 PM (J82wy)
Yeah but what does your boyfriend think?
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 08:04 PM (ACqhm)
176 The Russians are coming???
Posted by: Alan Arkin at October 11, 2016 07:39 PM (3CFdj)
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We're not even breathing hard.
Posted by: The Russians at October 11, 2016 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)
LOL. I just had really hot coffee in my mouth when I read that. You don't want to know the rest.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:04 PM (CFc5L)
260 Makes one wonder. Would carrot cake taste worse if you left out the carrots? I'm thinking, it would still be cake, right?
My understanding is that carrot cake is simply a spice cale with carrots.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 08:05 PM (0LaWm)
I DENOUNCE MYSELF
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 07:05 PM (x5ZBk)
No need to denounce yourself. You are absolutely correct that illegal Hispanic votes have likely tipped a number of elections.
I'm a 7th-generation Texan and my wife is Hispanic. We have done a lot of ministry work for Hispanics and I hold some views that many in the Horde consider horrendous. For example:
1) Build a high wall and patrol it heavily. No one enters the US illegally. (so far, so good)
2) Having been in Mexico and Central America, I understand why so many want to come to the United States. If I had been born south of the border, I would do the same.
3) Illegals must pass a strong background check. Those that fail get deported immediately.
4) Those who are here illegally and have built a life can stay under a strict Bracero program that must be renewed annually. Those who fail get deported immediately.
5) No path to citizenship for illegals.
6) No more anchor babies. Those who are here illegally may conditionally stay but their descendants will not ever and cannot ever obtain citizenship by virtue of being born in the United States. They are here as guests and are subject to immediate deportation.
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 11, 2016 08:05 PM (nvMvs)
There is Pumpkin Pie Spice.
And that one hot Spice Girl who married the gay soccer player.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:05 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:03 PM (J82wy)
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Dude...you hate the Eagles, hate deep dish pizza.
Its like youre going out of your way to not fit in.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:05 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:04 PM (zu88C)
Yeah well I already called top bunk bitches!
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2016 08:05 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:05 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 08:05 PM (dnWSK)
That's a minor issue. Most of us are gonna hold our noses and mark the R.
Of course, that does me no fucking good at all because I'm in a 70% D septic tank.
If I were able to dictate strategy to the percentage of the American electorate that's not on EBT:
THIS election is vote straight-ticket R.
Get Donald in, critical issue above all else is no Democrat Supreme nominees.
Let him have two years of a GOP Congress to see if they can sort out their issues.
The NEXT election is where you decide whether it's Trump or Congress that's a problem - of course you can't fire him at that point but if he's a loose cannon and the GOP Congress is as spineless with him as they've been with Obama you can give one or the other houses to the Dems to muzzle him.
Posted by: JEM at October 11, 2016 08:05 PM (TppKb)
... "Urgent: Your health coverage is at risk," declares a sample "discontinuation notice," drafted by the government for use by insurers. It tells consumers that "if you don't enroll in a plan on your own, you may be automatically enrolled in the plan picked for you."
And
...The administration said it isn't able to provide an estimate of the number of people who'll get notices about their new plans. It could range from several hundred thousand to 1 million or more, say independent experts.
Legal Insurrection
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jntvf5y
What's not to love about our new healthcare law.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2016 08:06 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 07:40 PM (wPiJc)
I bet you could swap the carrots with chili peppers!
Posted by: Chili today, hot tamale at October 11, 2016 08:06 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:06 PM (J+eG2)
I think we way underestimate it. I've watched buses full of "Obama" voters being bused in. I've seen the delight when some person with no ID and no english comes in to provisionally vote. I know who is "counting" the votes in my precinct and I wouldn't trust them to walk my dog. I know that our city's dem voting machine is run by people who we caught cheating in a CHURCH election for parish council by xeroxing ballots.
They cheat all the time for any reason on anything becaus they think they're preventing the 4th Reich (which would be them in any case).
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 11, 2016 08:06 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Mortimer
They may have been at one time but now considered a different genus and species.
The ones I've had were more bitter than any carrot.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 08:06 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 11, 2016 08:07 PM (BS8yt)
Any takers?
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 11, 2016 08:07 PM (iIzG7)
Because : Shit Midas.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 07:30 PM (J82wy)
But we now have forces there. So, we are doing that with no agreement?
Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 08:07 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: E.T. at October 11, 2016 08:08 PM (Awbx4)
They think the Dems are going to go gentle on them when they win.
I don't, and most of the big ones I've read don't. I think Hillary being President makes us more liberal for a generation.
She also hasn't had a history of being kind to people who can't do anything for her. Most of the NeverTrumpers won't be able to do anything for her.
Posted by: AD at October 11, 2016 08:08 PM (924j6)
No. Though, there are white carrot varieties (I think).
I know you can get a purple carrot.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:08 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 08:08 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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One day I shall have to try one of these "veg it tables" as you call them.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:08 PM (zu88C)
>> horrendous. For example:
I'd be mostly on board with that.
The key here is enforcement. You've got to have legal sanctions on the ADMINISTRATORS of the program, as automatic as possible and not dependent on Congress to make them happen, to make them do their jobs or end up in jail themselves. At the very least private right of action based on the socioeconomic impact of illegal immigration (we can use that damn commerce clause too, see...)
Otherwise you end up with...well, what we've got now.
Posted by: JEM at October 11, 2016 08:09 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:09 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Carol at October 11, 2016 08:09 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:04 PM (wPiJc)
It's quiche, all the way down.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 08:09 PM (4ErVI)
Once again, look up 1981 consent decree dnc rnc
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 11, 2016 08:09 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:10 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 11, 2016 08:10 PM (MU1a1)
The xzrivi (it's not quite that, but you know) person is not MUMR, it's TVOC.
We've seen more than one semi-coherent person devolve into complete mental collapse around here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 08:10 PM (mgbwf)
Thad Cochran is busy putting carrots in his chili. It's a family thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Sometimes I get confused and put them in my anus.
Good Times
Posted by: Thad Cochran at October 11, 2016 08:10 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: E.T. at October 11, 2016 08:08 PM (Awbx4)
Are you aware of their current president? I'm not surprised at all.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 08:11 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:11 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 11, 2016 08:07 PM (BS8yt)
You might be surprised just how often a one-in-a-million shot occurs. I see them all the time in my practice.
Posted by: Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing at October 11, 2016 08:12 PM (JO9+V)
How many divisions does the Supreme Court have?
That one could be done away quickly by the correct President and the correct Congress. Period.
Posted by: JEM at October 11, 2016 08:12 PM (TppKb)
The Dutch bred the orange strain out of the porple one.
So... Cochran puts GMO food in his chili.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:12 PM (JmjOe)
No, a completely distinct taste. Sort of in the turnip direction, but still its own thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 08:12 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 08:10 PM (mgbwf)
That was not TVOC.
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2016 08:13 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: E.T. at October 11, 2016 08:08 PM (Awbx4)
..............
I hope you brought a shitload of ballots with you. I mean, if the Dems are gonna do it, all's fair right?
Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 11, 2016 08:13 PM (HgMAr)
******
It almost seems like a predictable trajectory of artificial intelligence if left to evolve on its own.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:13 PM (wPiJc)
Please don't include us in that statement.
Posted by: Mad Amish Dog Dudes at October 11, 2016 08:13 PM (d76uN)
Public "Service" covers all kinds of things.
Posted by: DaveA at October 11, 2016 08:13 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: E.T. at October 11, 2016 08:13 PM (Awbx4)
I know "pumpkin" spice rarely has ever been within 50 feet of an actual pumpkin.
It's for the pies: cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, allspice and sweet orange peel.
Jeebus, ours is "Ann Page Pumpkin Pie Spices". It has to be ancient, given that "Ann Page" was the A&P in-house brand.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 08:13 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:08 PM (J82wy)
Try a looser grip.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 11, 2016 08:13 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 11, 2016 08:14 PM (MU1a1)
>> surprised at all.
He pulled more votes than Cory Aquino ever did.
Posted by: JEM at October 11, 2016 08:14 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:14 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 08:14 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 08:14 PM (6Ll1u)
..........
privileged little shit probably thinks he owns the vegetable section
Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 11, 2016 08:15 PM (HgMAr)
I really was just speculating based on many Hispanics I know have multiple names in databases - their "Anglo" name (father last name), their Latino name (two last names father mother), sometimes it gets recorded hyphenated, sometimes the mothers name - 2 names easy, sometimes 3 or 4.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 08:15 PM (x5ZBk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 11, 2016 08:15 PM (VdICR)
4
the Democrats know this is going on, and in fact rely on it
==========================
Somebody organizes and pays for the effort to get these voters out repeatedly.
Cui bono?
Posted by: Bill Kristol at October 11, 2016 07:04 PM (/m8T6)
I KNEW that Mick fucktard from U2 was dirty!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2016 08:16 PM (LuZz8)
WTF is wrong with you people!?
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:16 PM (J82wy)
You may need to call your doctor, right away
What's up doc?
Posted by: bugs at October 11, 2016 08:16 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:16 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Infidel at October 11, 2016 08:17 PM (HvZyI)
Posted by: mrp at October 11, 2016 08:17 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 08:17 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: DaveA at October 11, 2016 08:17 PM (8J/Te)
I'm sure ace can root around for something to entertain us.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:17 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Anthony Bourdain at October 11, 2016 08:18 PM (3GFMN)
Nothing. They should all jump off a pier wearing lead shoes.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 11, 2016 08:18 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at October 11, 2016 08:18 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 08:18 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: DaveA at October 11, 2016 08:18 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 11, 2016 08:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 11, 2016 08:18 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Carol at October 11, 2016 08:19 PM (sj3Ax)
WTF is wrong with you people!?
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:16 PM (J82wy)
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He talked about jerkin off with ranch dressing, but dippin a deep dish sets you off??
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:19 PM (JmjOe)
No joke.
They look like turds.
http://tinyurl.com/peru-purple
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:19 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 08:19 PM (3myMJ)
Couldn't be done. We are who we are.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 08:19 PM (v/y8G)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:20 PM (CFc5L)
Google hashes. I don't know why everyone doesn't do it.
"minx.cc + hash", and if no hits "acecomments.mu.nu + hash".
Our recent perseverative spammer has been TVOC.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 08:20 PM (mgbwf)
334
>>hat does Thad Cochran think about this?
Thad Cochran is busy putting carrots in his chili. It's a family thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Sometimes I get confused and put them in my anus.
Good Times
Posted by: Thad Cochran at October 11, 2016 08:10 PM (5huyv)
Well, I imagine the taste is similar so it's an understandable error.
No, that doesn't mean that I know how Cochran's anus tastes, you fucking degenerate reprobates.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2016 08:20 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 08:14 PM (BO/km)
National Review?
Posted by: deplorable dagny at October 11, 2016 08:20 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:20 PM (wPiJc)
He might live in California, where I'd agree with him.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 08:20 PM (v/y8G)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 08:20 PM (d76uN)
If I'm going all out on calories there's no way I'm wasting them on vegetable cakes. I want chocolate, mousse, chiffon cream, tortes. Everything that is sinfully scrumptious.
Posted by: Decaf at October 11, 2016 08:21 PM (8zHLN)
I am going to miss the pumpkin spice fish sticks.
They were awesome.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
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At least I'll still have my PSL car air freshener.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (NAv1Q)
I'm sure ace can root around for something to entertain us.
In the meantime, lettuce pray that we don't beet this one into a pulp.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (BO/km)
Universal Citizenship is just fucking stupid.
There are a huge amount of folks who do not desire to vote, should not be taxed, and in general should just be left the hell alone.
Not my original idea. I read it in Starship Troopers. And he was right.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (J+eG2)
The Ranch is to make the Tapatio stop burning.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (J82wy)
This corruption is totally insane. It is everywhere. I truly don't know
if it can be overcome at this point, but we might as well vote and try.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (NAv1Q)
Agreed.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (CFc5L)
BBL or tomorrow.
Thanks for all wishes I can adopt Bobo.
Posted by: Carol at October 11, 2016 08:23 PM (sj3Ax)
They were awesome.
The pumpkin spice hot dogs were good too.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2016 08:23 PM (qJhUV)
I can see his point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:23 PM (J+eG2)
Google hashes. I don't know why everyone doesn't do it.
"minx.cc + hash", and if no hits "acecomments.mu.nu + hash".
Our recent perseverative spammer has been TVOC.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 08:20 PM (mgbwf)
Look at what portion of your comment I quoted. I meant TVOC was not a semi-coherent individual that went off the deep end. They were already there.
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2016 08:24 PM (z/Ubi)
There are a huge amount of folks who do not desire to vote, should
not be taxed, and in general should just be left the hell alone.
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I agree.
Hopefully they will remember that in American Republic II : Electric Bugaloo.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:24 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:24 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 11, 2016 08:24 PM (3GFMN)
Once again, look up 1981 consent decree dnc rnc
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 11, 2016 08:09 PM (tvyXw)
Glad you pointed that out, now I know I need to vote for the whole Republican ticket, not just Trump so that this sort of thing doesn't happen again!
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 08:24 PM (wCEn4)
The Democrats had initially screamed for Scott to EO an extension, to which Scott replied that state law prohibited the Governor from doing so.
But when has state law ever overridden a federal judge?
Posted by: Jen the original at October 11, 2016 08:24 PM (ntZAP)
Ah. Gotcha.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 08:24 PM (mgbwf)
All by Democrats.
Yet this isn't a problem? Sheesh.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 11, 2016 08:25 PM (qOW8P)
That was us.
Posted by: Summer's Eve at October 11, 2016 08:25 PM (J+eG2)
Thanks. I googled her and got an article:
"More than 1,000 pairs of shoes owned by the former Philippine first lady have been damaged by storms and termites."
Posted by: wth - picks them up like a six-pack at October 11, 2016 08:25 PM (HgMAr)
Here is the reason he won:
A member of his campaign staff was a former Democrat (an Irish guy who had no future in Cuomo's New York State).
This campaign manager knew all about the busses and shipping voters all around the precincts.
He and a few other guys rented cars ad went to co-op city in the Bronx. There was only one road in and out.
They took the rental cars and parked them on the road to prevent the busses from leaving. The threw the car keys away and abandoned the vehicles.
The busses never left and Cuomo was not able to steal the votes.
Pataki won.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at October 11, 2016 08:25 PM (HdttC)
The Ranch is to make the Tapatio stop burning.
Posted by: garrett
'Tapatio burning.'
HAH! Good one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 08:25 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 11, 2016 08:26 PM (qOW8P)
WTF is wrong with you people!?
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:16 PM (J82wy)
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He talked about jerkin off with ranch dressing, but dippin a deep dish sets you off??
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:19 PM (JmjOe)
Oh yeah...stick that sausage deep into my crusty dilhole until my sauce comes...
Honey, do you want to taste my pizza, you wanna taste my filthy, greasy pizza...
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at October 11, 2016 08:26 PM (cC/ZB)
Go figure.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 08:26 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 08:22 PM (fiGNd)
I'm ready to try a Heinleinian society, it can't possibly be worse than what we have now!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 08:26 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2016 08:23 PM (qJhUV)
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Which are AWESOME with pumpkin spicy mustard.
But its a mortal sin to put pumpkin spice ketchup on pumpkinspice hotdogs.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:27 PM (JmjOe)
All by Democrats.
Yet this isn't a problem? Sheesh.
And, don't forget Colorado.
Posted by: Infidel at October 11, 2016 08:27 PM (HvZyI)
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:28 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 11, 2016 08:28 PM (ODkrH)
Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:28 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 11, 2016 08:29 PM (1G4bO)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 08:29 PM (BO/km)
Lettuce hope so.
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Until then, we'll just keep jerkin the gherkin.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:29 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 08:29 PM (dFi94)
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NeverTrumpers are such naive, trusting people when it comes to Hillary. Once she wins they will be tossed away like used tissues.
She is not kind even to people who are able to do anything for her and that is something else that mystifies me about her and her sycophants.
Posted by: Decaf at October 11, 2016 08:30 PM (8zHLN)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at October 11, 2016 08:31 PM (7N6ox)
Ummmmm...it is?? Uh oh...
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2016 08:31 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 08:31 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 08:31 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Summer's Eve at October 11, 2016 08:31 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 11, 2016 08:32 PM (ODkrH)
Once again, look up 1981 consent decree dnc rnc
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 11, 2016 08:09 PM (tvyXw)
There's nothing stopping the erstwhile "Libertarian" Party from stepping and pursuing this suit in court.
Except that they're the effin pot addled Libertarian Partiers.
Seeya in Alleppo!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 11, 2016 08:32 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:32 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 08:32 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Infidel at October 11, 2016 08:33 PM (HvZyI)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:33 PM (J82wy)
Trump will be on this. He'll fight.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 11, 2016 07:44 PM
I've seen references to this. Do you have a link?
Posted by: Farmer at October 11, 2016 08:34 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2016 08:35 PM (qJhUV)
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It's all a social engineering hack.
They conduct probes, small stuff in key areas. Figure out the response, the response time, the key players, names, affiliations, family members, personal fetishes etc etc.
Then when the big hack goes down, they already have intel and have gamed out their own responses.
They win . We lose.
But , you know Donald Trump dick-punched a baby and yelled "pussy" so the GOP has stuff to do and shit....
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:35 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
Not even.
I saw a pumpkin-spiced SAUSAGE at the Sausage Works at the Lowe's Foods here in NC.
It's like nothing is sacred, man.
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 08:35 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 08:36 PM (LbA10)
Pumpkin pie is not in the top ten.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 11, 2016 08:36 PM (1G4bO)
I saw a pumpkin-spiced SAUSAGE at the Sausage Works at the Lowe's Foods here in NC.
Heh. That might have been me.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 11, 2016 08:37 PM (LbA10)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2016 08:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:38 PM (J82wy)
What are you, a Commie?
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:33 PM (J82wy)
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Oh dear, looks like I'm a commie too.
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:38 PM (uDxCa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:39 PM (J+eG2)
Mish.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 08:39 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: crrr6 (hotair refugee) at October 11, 2016 08:39 PM (MR1wI)
Such things were once illegal. And they will be again. You all will go to jail.
Speech over the internet is obviously interstate commerce and my Act will be reborn, and you all will pay.
Posted by: Anthony Comstock at October 11, 2016 08:40 PM (DW+jj)
433 >>I do not like pumpkin pie
What are you, a Commie?
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:33 PM (J82wy)
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Oh dear, looks like I'm a commie too.
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:38 PM (uDxCa)
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Uh oh.
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:40 PM (CFc5L)
What's not to like? Can't figure how it got such a bad rap. Someone would send us one every Christmas when I was very little.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 08:41 PM (eeTCA)
Pumpkins have exactly three uses.
1 - Pumpkin Pie
2 - Targets (also known as Jack-O-Lanterns)
3 - Pumpkin Soup served to prisoners in Happy Fun Camp
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2016 08:41 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 08:42 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Yes the Collins Street Bakery. They call it Christmas Cake (at least they use to). It isn't Christmas at our house without it. They ship all over the world, but now I live just down the road from one of them.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 08:42 PM (5huyv)
Pumpkins have exactly three uses.
1 - Pumpkin Pie
2 - Targets (also known as Jack-O-Lanterns)
3 - Pumpkin Soup served to prisoners in Happy Fun Camp
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2016 08:41 PM (LuZz
Roasted pumpkin seeds are goooooood.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 08:42 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Infidel at October 11, 2016 08:42 PM (HvZyI)
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:42 PM (uDxCa)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:42 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 08:42 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 08:43 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: garrett
Maybe Pecan Pie.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 08:43 PM (5huyv)
Can I have yours?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:43 PM (J+eG2)
I think it'll only be diced and served as a fresh, cold salad. With the Michelle Seal of Approval.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 08:43 PM (OL8DM)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 08:42 PM (BO/km)
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+100
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:44 PM (uDxCa)
Enjoy!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 08:44 PM (d76uN)
I do not like pumpkin pie. At all, I would rather eat a rutabaga pie with brussel sprout cream on top.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Would you, could you -- in a car?
Eat them! eat them! Here they are!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 11, 2016 08:44 PM (kdS6q)
I believe that is illegal in 49 states, Arkansas being the notable exception. Unless it's a second cousin.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:44 PM (wPiJc)
Enjoy!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
Here at the home, they put salt peter on mine.
Posted by: Thad Cochran at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (5huyv)
Can I have yours?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:43 PM (J+eG2)
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Of course. But we get your pecan pie, capisce?
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (uDxCa)
442 I don't know if there is anything else that is more greatly improved by whipped cream than a pumpkin pie.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:38 PM (J82wy)
LP album covers?
http://stuffnobodycaresabout.com/2012/01/27/
outtake-photos-from-the-sexiest-album-cover-of-the-1960s/
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (BK3ZS)
I don't know if there is anything else that is more greatly improved by whipped cream than a pumpkin pie.
Posted by: garrett
Double-jointed nymphomaniac cheerleaders, for one.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: garrett
Maybe Pecan Pie.
EGAD!
THUNK.
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)
https://www.bleachbit.org/blackberry
Hope it's not a repost of an earlier one.
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 08:46 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'to serve man' at October 11, 2016 08:46 PM (B+MYz)
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 08:43 PM (5huyv)
Yeah no. I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this.
If the pecan pie is made correctly, anything added to it hurts it.
Manna from heaven is roughly translated into pecan pie.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 11, 2016 08:46 PM (1G4bO)
That's huge! *poof!* Now, what were we talking about?
Posted by: The MFM at October 11, 2016 08:47 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (+eR2D)
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Please do. And invite us over.
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:47 PM (uDxCa)
Add some monocal phosphate and then you are good to go Thad.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 08:47 PM (d76uN)
There's nothing stopping the erstwhile "Libertarian" Party from stepping and pursuing this suit in court.
Except that they're the effin pot addled Libertarian Partiers.
Seeya in Alleppo!
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I wonder if an individual could sue?
And I believe you meant "A.L.L.E.P.P.O."
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 11, 2016 08:47 PM (tvyXw)
I did like his description of Obama's Nobel Peace Prize as a participation trophy.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 08:47 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet
...and it's even better slathered with whipped cream.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 08:48 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:47 PM (uDxCa)
Will do, but girl that is a looooong trip for cake! I could give you the recipe instead!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 08:48 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2016 08:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet
...and it's even better slathered with whipped cream.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 08:48 PM (5huyv)
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Or vanilla ice cream. GOOD vanilla ice cream. And the pie is warm.
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:49 PM (uDxCa)
Bull. Shit.
I'll go Wolverine first. And scrawl my Old Man's name one a big damn rock somewhere.
I don't have a letterman's jacket - but you get the idea.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 08:49 PM (fiGNd)
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I'm pretty sure in my neck of the woods, rutabagas are what racoons and possums eat.
And brussel sprout cream? That sounds like something that happens to them if they've been left in the fridge too long and they start to ferment.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 11, 2016 08:49 PM (tvyXw)
But.... pecan pie is purest form of bakery goodness.
And you DO NOT PUT FRICKIN WHIPPED CREAM on pecan pie.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:50 PM (JmjOe)
Jesus. That's a new one to me.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 08:36 PM (LbA10)
Me Too!
The year Natalie Portman was born so it breaks even.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 08:50 PM (B9Zoe)
Will do, but girl that is a looooong trip for cake! I could give you the recipe instead!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 08:48 PM (+eR2D)
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Deal. Meet me at the food thread Sunday?
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (uDxCa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
brussel sprout cream CANNOT be a thing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'lives to serve man' at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (B+MYz)
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 08:48 PM (5huyv)
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Or vanilla ice cream. GOOD vanilla ice cream. And the pie is warm.
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:49 PM (uDxCa)
Obviously closet nevertrumpers.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (1G4bO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (J+eG2)
But... a slice of cheddar cheese on a slice of warm apple pie is awesome.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet
...and it's even better slathered with whipped cream'
Oh my gawd I've got the vapors and I've never had the vapors before. Whipped cream on pecan pie? Is that some kind of Yankee thing?
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 08:29 PM (dFi94)
Well, it's a West Coast game, so to a certain extent it's unavoidable. During the season, night games usually start around 7:00 local time, so if this one starts at 9:30 Eastern, it's 6:30 on the West Coast.
I fell asleep before the ninth inning of last night's game.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet
...and it's even better slathered with whipped cream.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 08:48 PM (5huyv)
Magic Mushrooms.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 08:52 PM (B9Zoe)
You do know who makes the best vanilla Ice Cream, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:53 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 11, 2016 08:53 PM (d76uN)
They are not embarrassed because they rationalize that anything that advances the Cause is acceptable.
I don't like the idea of just letting our sovereignty get hijacked like this. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. To preserve proportional representation, we need to organize our own voter fraud. That would be the only way to convince the Dems that we need to work together to stop voter fraud.
Once it becomes a liability instead of an aid, they will be against it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 08:53 PM (dtWKK)
But... a slice of cheddar cheese on a slice of warm apple pie is awesome.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (JmjOe)
mmmmmm.....or vanilla ice cream....but cheddar that's a delicacy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'lives to serve man' at October 11, 2016 08:53 PM (B+MYz)
Any pertinent graphs showing an unmistakable change around 1981?
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 08:53 PM (OL8DM)
Posted by: t-bird
The candied fruit is off-putting. It has a sharp, chemical taste that isn't something you'd easily equate with dessert.
Plus the color leeches out into the cake and makes it look like some 3rd-grader's mold experiment.
Lastly, the first time most people try it is when they are too young to appreciate booze. Thankfully of course, but most booze tastes like gasoline to youngsters.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 08:54 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: JohnJ at October 11, 2016 08:54 PM (4LH9f)
Blockin out the scenery, breakin my mind.
Do this, dont do that can't I eat my pi-i-ie.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 08:54 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (6Ll1u)
There is. Takes a special lady to make one though.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 08:54 PM (B9Zoe)
Ever seen the cover to 'Clam Dip and Other Delights' by Soul Asylum?
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:55 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2016 08:55 PM (zCKpO)
...
Posted by: Anthony Comstock at October 11, 2016 08:40 PM (DW+jj)
You should try Grandma's Rhubarb Pie.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 11, 2016 08:55 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:55 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: fixerupper
Almost as good as cottage cheese on cherry pie.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 08:55 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 08:55 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 08:56 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:56 PM (J82wy)
I read somewhere a while back that it was illegal for Republicans to sue regarding voter fraud. This was a big deal in 2012 for some reason, and when I looked it up, it referred to that decree.
You can read more about it here:
http://tinyurl.com/navzbxx
/yep, Republicans are stupid
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 11, 2016 08:56 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (uDxCa)
I will! I may be late though...I'm almost always late to that thread.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 08:56 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 11, 2016 08:56 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: JohnJ at October 11, 2016 08:54 PM (4LH9f)
Da comrade citizen, is that not the hallmark of truly great voter fraud!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 08:56 PM (wCEn4)
Two holiday dishes that beat fruit cake nine ways from Sunday --
Jule kaga, a mildly sweet Swedish cardamom bread adorned with candied cherries, citron and golden raisins.
Mincemeat pie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2016 08:56 PM (BK3ZS)
>>a slice of cheddar cheese on a slice of warm apple pie is awesome.
The. Fuck.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:55 PM (J82wy)
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LOL!
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at October 11, 2016 08:56 PM (CFc5L)
First, the RNC failed utterly in the NJ case.
Second, do not put anything on pecan pie.
That is all.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 11, 2016 08:56 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 08:57 PM (mgbwf)
That's a war preparation. Silly. Who's going to buck them?
ISIS I guess
Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 08:57 PM (3myMJ)
The young Aussie sits on the back porch and barks. Then the old blind deaf lab barks back from the front porch. Rinseand repeat over and over again.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 08:57 PM (B9Zoe)
Well ... I've got this chart showing everything going to Hell in a Handbasket.
But in all honesty - the horizontal axis just goes from When I Started Paying Attention As A Kid to Right Fucking Now.
Probably won't pass Peer Review.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 08:58 PM (fiGNd)
Your evening earworm.
You're welcome.
Btw, love em all. And cherry,,, and pecan,,, and blackberry,,, and blueberry,,,...
Posted by: teej at October 11, 2016 08:58 PM (eXZrW)
Me."
I was gonna say "Bluebell brand".
Hard to get around here though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 08:58 PM (J+eG2)
Candied fruit was a treat for me (these were not the best of times). I loved the density of that stuff, too. You could carve out a block of it and be satisfied for a week.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 08:58 PM (7H/2n)
This shit is what happens when you let people out of Wisconsin.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 08:58 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 08:58 PM (3myMJ)
Hopefully Ben Had doesn't mind but I am announcing that I'm making a huge batch of homemade Banana Pudding for the TXMoMee.
My name is DangerGirl and I approve of this message.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 08:58 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 11, 2016 08:56 PM (tvyXw)
The soubriquet of "The Stupid Party" has been fought for and won numerous times, but always by the Republican Party!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 08:59 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 11, 2016 08:59 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 11, 2016 09:00 PM (89T5c)
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I busted my sons texting each other... while sitting onvthe couch together.
Really....?? The spoken word is sooooooo yesterday?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:00 PM (JmjOe)
Don't blame us for that shit.
We put Vanilla Ice Cream on our Apple Pie.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:00 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:00 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2016 09:00 PM (gyKtp)
But.... pecan pie is purest form of bakery goodness.
You have obviously never tasted a Pennsylvania Dutch shoofly pie.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 11, 2016 09:00 PM (3C9q2)
Any mention about how much she's taken from them?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 09:01 PM (v9gSJ)
If you are a gun owner, this is it
If you fear your job will be out/in sourced, this is it
If you think Syria is on the verge of starting WWIII, this is it
Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at October 11, 2016 09:01 PM (DeU1P)
Posted by: Ben Had
Just went and found it. Ended up in folder.
I'm bummed. Looks like I'm on call that weekend and it's too far for me to be. I'm seriously disappointed.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 09:01 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2016 09:01 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:01 PM (J82wy)
And it appears not to be a recent development!
Or maybe they'd been infiltrated. It kind of reeks of the gov't rolling over for some lawsuit they like.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 09:01 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 09:02 PM (6Ll1u)
Another fine example of heaven on your plate.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:02 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 09:02 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 09:02 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 09:02 PM (v9gSJ)
We put Vanilla Ice Cream on our Apple Pie.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:00 PM (J82wy)
Well, I'm down with that. We are now in the "everyone with a functioning brain" department.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 11, 2016 09:02 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 11, 2016 09:02 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 11, 2016 09:03 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2016 09:03 PM (R06rM)
******
It almost seems like a predictable trajectory of artificial intelligence if left to evolve on its own.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2016 08:13 PM
SSShhh Muldoon. You weren't supposed to realize they were talking about you.
Posted by: Farmer at October 11, 2016 09:03 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 11, 2016 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
I remember all the raping and pillaging that went on here in GA after that pipeline interruption caused a temporary spike in gas prices..*rolls eyes*.
That being said though, it's not as if Russia is not being belligerent, putting nuclear-capable Iskander-M missiles in Kalingrad, giving us not-so-subtle hints to refrain from getting rid of Assad in Syria, and pondering re-opening Soviet-era bases in Cuba and Vietnam.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 11, 2016 09:03 PM (cC/ZB)
Don't blame us for that shit.
We put Vanilla Ice Cream on our Apple Pie'
You sir, are a gentleman and a scallop.
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:03 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2016 09:04 PM (zCKpO)
Maybe its not enough now.
No shame at all.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 11, 2016 09:04 PM (89T5c)
Dude, I'm all ready to get panicky, but first I need another bong hit...
well maybe two, but...
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 09:04 PM (wCEn4)
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Actually.... I think its a Kraut thing.
But it HAS to be cheddar. No Velveeta or prepackaged slice crap.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:04 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 11, 2016 09:04 PM (5huyv)
This video does confirm that if there is a political realignment in the very near future, all Democrats are not necessarily lost.
Posted by: RioBravo at October 11, 2016 09:04 PM (NUqwG)
I don't know if there is anything else that is more greatly improved by whipped cream than a pumpkin pie.
Posted by: garrett
Double-jointed nymphomaniac cheerleaders, for one.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2016 08:45 PM (LuZz
They're pretty good without any topping though.
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2016 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: GOPe at October 11, 2016 09:05 PM (5hp5+)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:05 PM (J82wy)
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don't forget your Southern Culture on the Skids CD!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 11, 2016 09:05 PM (e6JCS)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 09:05 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 11, 2016 09:05 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2016 09:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Travis Bickle at October 11, 2016 09:05 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 11, 2016 09:06 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:06 PM (BO/km)
(Full disclosure: I don't like the Midgets any more than navycopjoe and grammie winger.)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 11, 2016 09:06 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)
Cow pie?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 09:02 PM (v9gSJ)
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That's poo, not pie!
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 09:06 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:06 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 09:02 PM (mgbwf)
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HEY! I......... resemble....... that remark.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:06 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:07 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 11, 2016 09:07 PM (5huyv)
...
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 11, 2016 09:04 PM (89T5c)
AND we weren't supposed to know about the first $1.00 of that 25 Million, and if she'd hired really competent, but thoroughly corrupt, IT people we wouldn't!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 09:07 PM (wCEn4)
Clinton accusing the Saudis of funding Isis. " Potentially explosive!"
they say!!
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 11, 2016 08:59 PM (yTnCT)
Typical Clinton projection - hoping to get ahead of that wikileak that shows they knew Saudis were funding ISIS before Hillary took donations.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 11, 2016 09:07 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 11, 2016 09:07 PM (1G4bO)
Posted by: freaked
My HS friends used the phrase 'gentleman and a scholar' when adults were near to inform others of their status of 'asshole.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 09:07 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 09:08 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: firehorse at October 11, 2016 09:08 PM (//TVq)
RNC interim chairwoman Donna Brazile stepped down today Following her indictment over emails released by Wikileaks....
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 09:08 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:09 PM (J82wy)
Sorry ... I'm still "trying to figure out how it all works down there" too !!!
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 11, 2016 09:09 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 09:09 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 09:09 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: GnuBreed, mishin' impossible at October 11, 2016 09:09 PM (gyKtp)
Prolly a glitch.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 11, 2016 09:07 PM (1G4bO)
She has sex with cookware?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 11, 2016 09:10 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: 3.141592654 at October 11, 2016 09:10 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2016 09:04 PM (zCKpO)
Oh crap, I've let the 'nanner out of the bag!I got you covered...
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 09:10 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2016 09:10 PM (qJhUV)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 11, 2016 09:10 PM (v5iqM)
And maintaining untrackable offshore bank accounts has gotten to be really expensive, so...
Posted by: Rep. Pee Ryan at October 11, 2016 09:10 PM (wCEn4)
There's a search history we don't need to see!
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 09:10 PM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:11 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 09:11 PM (6Ll1u)
Perhaps you would consider a care package...
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 09:11 PM (5huyv)
(Full disclosure: I don't like the Midgets any more than navycopjoe and grammie winger.)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 11, 2016 09:06 PM (3C9q2)
Troll? Hardly.
Just grazing and farting and grazing.
Oh hello Cubbies! Nice day. Never mind me.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 11, 2016 09:11 PM (1G4bO)
Posted by: Peter Pan at October 11, 2016 09:11 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2016 09:11 PM (LbA10)
Posted by: Takashi at October 11, 2016 09:12 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:12 PM (JmjOe)
She fucks pans?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2016 09:10 PM (qJhUV)
The things I showed her with the Pan flute...
Posted by: Zamphyr at October 11, 2016 09:12 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Creepy Clown at October 11, 2016 09:12 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Circu at October 11, 2016 09:12 PM (BO/km)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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That's irrational.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2016 09:12 PM (LbA10)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 11, 2016 09:10 PM (v5iqM)
Only if you allow for the rounding error!
Posted by: Rep. Pee Ryan at October 11, 2016 09:12 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Marlin at October 11, 2016 09:13 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Abu Hajaar at October 11, 2016 09:13 PM (CbGSW)
Hell No !!! And honestly Jim - I thought you knew better.
Your link to lesson is below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF52Kq_IcWM
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 09:13 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 09:14 PM (v9gSJ)
Specially Moms homemade canned applesauce from the granny smiths behind the corn crib.
Goodness.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:14 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 09:14 PM (gcme+)
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Hey Jim - I have a question about target scoring... Are we supposed to fire the whole 50 round string, then score, or pull, score and paste the targets every 5 or 10 rounds? I'm used to scoring rifle targets but not pistol. I'm not sure how we could score X's vs. 10's after the center was shot out (assuming the center is shot out). Thanks!
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 09:14 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:14 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 09:14 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:14 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: The Goat at October 11, 2016 09:15 PM (1G4bO)
Posted by: Creepy Clown at October 11, 2016 09:12 PM (dtWKK)
Cow pie.
Duh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 11, 2016 09:15 PM (hhV+y)
discussion about pies? I read he post and scrolled to the bottom of the
post and was totally confused.
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 09:14
It's the horde.
Posted by: Infidel at October 11, 2016 09:15 PM (HvZyI)
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 09:11 PM (5huyv)
I'm not sure 'nanner pudding travels well in Texas weather.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 09:15 PM (+eR2D)
See no. 598 above. Attribution would be appreciated.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 11, 2016 09:15 PM (v5iqM)
read he post and scrolled to the bottom of the post and was totally
confused.
Are you new here?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2016 09:15 PM (qJhUV)
How did a post about voter fraud evolve into a discussion about pies? I
read he post and scrolled to the bottom of the post and was totally
confused.
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 09:14 PM (gcme+)
Horde.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 09:16 PM (+eR2D)
A generation ? Srsly ?
My over / under starts at a century.
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 11, 2016 09:16 PM (Z8DIA)
Irrational deflection of reality is my guess.
Posted by: Circu at October 11, 2016 09:16 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 11, 2016 09:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 09:17 PM (7qAYi)
discussion about pies? I read he post and scrolled to the bottom of the
post and was totally confused.
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2016 09:14
It's the horde.
Posted by: Infidel at October 11, 2016 09:15 PM (HvZyI)
It's best just to shrug and say, "eh."
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 11, 2016 09:17 PM (hhV+y)
read he post and scrolled to the bottom of the post and was totally
confused.
Posted by: IC
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Fucking new guys....
Posted by: Abu Hajaar at October 11, 2016 09:17 PM (CbGSW)
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Cuz post 640 is waaaaaaaay past 100.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:17 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: deplorable donna at October 11, 2016 09:17 PM (O2RFr)
It's called displacement; just ask old Siggy, who defined it as a defense mechanism "to allay anxiety in the face of aggressive or sexual impulses." There were, of course, no good pies in Freud's Vienna.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 11, 2016 09:18 PM (3C9q2)
See no. 598 above. Attribution would be appreciated.
Sorry. Fumblefingereddumbassery on this end.
Posted by: Circu at October 11, 2016 09:18 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Panzersexual at October 11, 2016 09:18 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at October 11, 2016 09:19 PM (1G4bO)
Posted by: Peter Brady at October 11, 2016 09:19 PM (hhV+y)
Remember the 'Please don't go OT until 100' days?
Back when Ace tried to get us to not curse and to click on Ghetto Boys links?
Good. Times.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:19 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Infidel at October 11, 2016 09:19 PM (HvZyI)
https://youtu.be/TuOLB_fEo2M
NSFW
Posted by: Paul Ryan and the GOP at October 11, 2016 09:19 PM (br8cd)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod
Only made it to 87 here today. You're probably right.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 09:19 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
Now how come it's funny if SHE says it?
Posted by: Circu at October 11, 2016 09:20 PM (BO/km)
We put Vanilla Ice Cream on our Apple Pie.
Posted by: garrett
Pro tip:
In The South, never mention putting sugar and milk in grits like you did Up North. You will never live it down, and the looks of Pure Revulsion are hard to forget...
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 09:20 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2016 09:20 PM (zCKpO)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 11, 2016 09:20 PM (br8cd)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:20 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: H.L. Munchkin at October 11, 2016 09:20 PM (Tyii7)
A generation ? Srsly ?
My over / under starts at a century.
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 11, 2016 09:16 PM (Z8DIA)
And anything but "liberal". "Liberal" has to do with "liberty". Totalitarianism ain't liberal.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Circu at October 11, 2016 09:18 PM (BO/km)
It's all good. I've tripped over my own bad damn typing more than once, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 11, 2016 09:21 PM (v5iqM)
All the store bought stuff I've ever had tastes like crap and various types of crap. And I've had to endure potato salad made by various aunts at family gatherings over the years that I could hardly stand, but had to act like I enjoyed it.
But this stuff was just how I like it. I don't know enough about the various spices and all that to know what's in it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 11, 2016 09:21 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 09:20 PM (CXLVd)
I can't even...
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 09:21 PM (wCEn4)
She's a bigger pussy hound than Trump. Wonder if she supports him.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 09:21 PM (dtWKK)
Only made it to 87 here today. You're probably right.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 09:19 PM (5huyv)
Bout the same here in DFW. October. Texas. You think I'd be used to this crap by now.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 09:21 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:21 PM (hhV+y)
I thought all submissions needed to be in the form of pie?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:21 PM (J+eG2)
Is there any block on the right that (a) goes 98-2 or 95-5 or whatever, (b) can be identified on sight, and (c) tends to comprise entire neighborhoods?
Posted by: Michael at October 11, 2016 09:22 PM (KClXw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 11, 2016 09:22 PM (89T5c)
You say that like any respectable Yankee would eat that shit.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:22 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 09:22 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:22 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 11, 2016 09:22 PM (MNgU2)
You're welcome. No need to thank me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 09:23 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 11, 2016 09:22 PM (89T5c)
Cheese grits.
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 09:23 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 09:20 PM (CXLVd)
That shit would get you killed.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 09:23 PM (B9Zoe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:21 PM (J+eG2)
Well, I shoveled this awesome stroganoff into my pie-hole. Does that count?
Posted by: Peter Brady at October 11, 2016 09:23 PM (hhV+y)
Posted by: Pancakesexual at October 11, 2016 09:23 PM (zu88C)
The aesthetic value of a creme pie is obvious.
The chunks of banana add a soupcon of petty violence that tickles the barbarian fancy while doing no real damage.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2016 09:23 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:22 PM (BO/km)
Asked and answered!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 09:24 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Fat Jimi Hendrix at October 11, 2016 09:24 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 09:24 PM (6Ll1u)
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it's not as if any normal man could maintain an erection in her presence...
besides, didn't you ever see Stripes?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 11, 2016 09:24 PM (e6JCS)
The tie-in between "we are completely fucked" and the movie American Pie. That's my theory.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 09:24 PM (P6iJV)
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 11, 2016 09:25 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2016 09:25 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Ripley at October 11, 2016 09:25 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 09:25 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 11, 2016 08:53 PM
The deuce you say!
Posted by: George Will at October 11, 2016 09:25 PM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 07:24 PM (JmjOe)
Swedish chili.
Posted by: DonnaV.deplorably brandishing
ampersandsso there at October 11, 2016 07:27 PM
(P8951)
That's so sad, Grammie.
Let your husband know that we have Lutheran churches in Texas and you would never again have to eat chili with carrots.
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I can testify to that.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 07:32 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 11, 2016 09:26 PM (nvMvs)
There were some pinko Communists upthread trying to talk shit about Pumpkin Pie.
It devolved from there.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:26 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Dem voter drive on skid row at October 11, 2016 09:26 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 11, 2016 09:26 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:22 PM (J82wy)
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Mrs Fixer is looking at me weird cuz I am giggling like a schoolgirl.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:26 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Miley Virus at October 11, 2016 09:26 PM (Tyii7)
I doubt very much there are checks, esp. when you get close to election day.
Posted by: Dumb and Dimmer at October 11, 2016 09:26 PM (ZoHpX)
Posted by: Pandasexual at October 11, 2016 09:26 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod
I'm about a 100 miles south of you.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 09:27 PM (5huyv)
Am I banned for that ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 09:27 PM (fiGNd)
I've never had any reservations about celebrating Columbus Day.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:28 PM (J82wy)
I'd nominate zucchini meringue pie. I have a distant relative in California (where else?) who actually has a recipe for that abomination and makes it from time to time. Even the graham cracker crust has bits of zucchini in it. It's guaranteed to leave a green stain on anyone who is a target of this pie.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 11, 2016 09:28 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Your new Syrian neighbor at October 11, 2016 09:29 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her Deplorable 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at October 11, 2016 09:29 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 09:29 PM (wCEn4)
Up North. You will never live it down, and the looks of Pure Revulsion
are hard to forget...
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first time i saw grits was at Harmony Church, Ft Benning.
i assumed they were a generic version of cream of wheat, and ate them accordingly... sugar and butter, lots of both.
hey, calories are calories when you're in the Army.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 11, 2016 09:29 PM (e6JCS)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:30 PM (JmjOe)
I have to agree with that. If you are going to waste a pie that would be a good one.
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:30 PM (BO/km)
I had reservations about making reservations at the reservation .
Posted by: Dem voter drive on skid row at October 11, 2016 09:30 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at October 11, 2016 09:30 PM (Tyii7)
Hell, I think it's just whipped cream in a pie pan.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 11, 2016 09:30 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 11, 2016 09:28 PM (3C9q2)
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Eeeeeeewwwww!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2016 09:30 PM (Nox3c)
I've never had any reservations about celebrating Columbus Day.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:28 PM (J82wy)
Smallpox. Small Talk. It's hard to make a blanket case for either, really.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 11, 2016 09:31 PM (v5iqM)
She's the great-great-great-granddaughter of a Stone Age people. Posting on facebook.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 09:31 PM (MvNvG)
Am I banned for that ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 09:27 PM (fiGNd)
The biscuit should be kept separate with a slice of country ham in it, but otherwise you're good!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 09:31 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Panopticonsexual at October 11, 2016 09:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:31 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mayor Johnson, payor of big bucks to teenage girl, Democrat at October 11, 2016 09:31 PM (Q1UO3)
Posted by: publius
There really isn't a lot of varying the ingredients but the choice of 'tater is important.
Waxy 'taters hold firm longer than the others.
Boil them up whole, unskinned. Let them cool down for at least 45 min. Skin, slice, and add some vinegar and a little pickle juice for acid and sugar. Let cool in the fridge
I opt for minimal mayo in the dressing and then slowly add olive oil if too dry. I don't add mustard because of preference but there are dozens of mustards to experiment with. A dollop of chinese mustard or horseradish is some serious stuff.
Veg? Green onion, blanched celery, and jalapeno if you're feeding chili-heads.
The only note would be to add salt and stir just before serving. Seasoning at the end helps avoid the water mess.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 09:31 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Dem voter drive on skid row at October 11, 2016 09:31 PM (MNgU2)
i assumed they were a generic version of cream of wheat, and ate them accordingly... sugar and butter, lots of both.
hey, calories are calories when you're in the Army.
Posted by: redc1c4
Yep, or Cream of Rice. Never had grits before myself. Looked like Cream of Rice to me, and that's what I did to my CoR.
But, lesson learned. I eat 'em like a proper Southerner now, lol.
(But one day, me and Moron B-Man are going to make some grits and eat 'em up with some sugar and milk, in front of our wives).
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 09:32 PM (CXLVd)
I've heard that they use shaving cream to make fake pies for pie fights.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 11, 2016 09:32 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 11, 2016 09:21 PM
You realize that's the behavior that causes people to say "I'll have what he's having."?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2016 09:32 PM (BoFYZ)
Great job assholes.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 09:33 PM (B9Zoe)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:33 PM (J82wy)
I've never had it, and I've never had grits either. Next time I go I'll buy both.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley Cyrus at October 11, 2016 09:33 PM (dtWKK)
Never heard of blanching the celery. My mother always added celery seed as well!
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 09:33 PM (wCEn4)
My dad did that DNA testing that gives your racial profile - 23andme. Apparently, even though we are the whitest white people on the white side of Honkytown, my 4th great grandmother was a mix of Native and Black.
So my question is can I claim some sort of special privilege to be offended when people make derogatory remarks (but only at progtards when they think they're in safe company) or have I missed out on the racial grievance lottery?
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 11, 2016 09:34 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2016 09:34 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2016 09:36 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Beverly at October 11, 2016 09:37 PM (/QsA1)
Jason Biggs stole my secret recipe!
Posted by: Barney Frank at October 11, 2016 09:37 PM (dtWKK)
Can't judge you. I still - to this day - love a big mess of Shit On A Shingle.
And Chili over Rice.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 09:37 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:35 PM
Like poi.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2016 09:37 PM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:37 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 09:37 PM (6Ll1u)
So as a noob, how are you supposed to eat grits?
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1. Butter, salt, stir
2. Butter, salt , stir
Eat
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:38 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:35 PM
Like poi.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2016 09:37 PM (BoFYZ)
That's not helpful, since I've never had poi either.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley Cyrus at October 11, 2016 09:33 PM (dtWKK)
Of course it is.
Just like everyday.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 11, 2016 09:39 PM (B9Zoe)
Reading, Moe Howard of 3 Stooges fame was one of the top pie throwers in the biz. They'd hire him to throw pies, his pie marksmanship being so good.
Natalie Wood almost choked in some film with a pie scene. She had her mouth open when it hit and a chunk went right down her windpipe.
And Dr. Stangelove had a giant pie fight in the War Room at the end, but they ended up cutting it. It was going to end with Buck Turgidson and the crew throwing pies at each other.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 11, 2016 09:39 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Barky Hussien at October 11, 2016 09:39 PM (mL2BD)
my 4th great grandmother was a mix of Native and Black. So my question is can I claim some sort of special privilege to be offended
Posted by: Skunky Choom
Lemme Tell Ya Bout Black Chicks.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 11, 2016 09:39 PM (kdS6q)
Buy scrapple. Fry it up and put maple syrup on it.
DO NOT read the ingredients.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2016 09:39 PM (MvNvG)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable
In my Hard Learning, it's butter + salt, pepper if'n ya wanna.
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 09:39 PM (CXLVd)
With a bamboo pole? Yea my mom did that too!
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:39 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:39 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 11, 2016 09:39 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2016 09:40 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:41 PM (BO/km)
Why would he do that? AP is a Clinton Man. He wants the Republican candidate to lose.
Sheesh!
Posted by: jbspry at October 11, 2016 09:41 PM (ycm4Q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:41 PM (J+eG2)
Maple syrup just turns it into sausage candy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 11, 2016 09:41 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Miley Cyrus
Shouldn't it be National Princess Day?
Because there really isn't a psychotic amount of self-esteem these days...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 09:41 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 11, 2016 09:41 PM (CbGSW)
"wow, is that for real"
"who won dancing with the stars last night?"
" wow it's almost like Alec Baldwin doesn't even have to try to act stupid when he does Donald trump"
connected democrat:
"tell Vox to deal with it"
Connected republican:
"those stupid rubes will vote for who we tell them to.. And everything's their fault..... Hahahahahaha we have nothing to worry about."
Normal person:
"this and almost everything else in the last 15 years is bullshit.."
Me:
Burn it down.. Scatter the stones.. Salt the ashes where it stood..
hillary:
God:
"really, you stupid a***holes? I give up, on to the next project"
Posted by: Smod at October 11, 2016 09:41 PM (Yrkww)
Can't find it down here, made it myself once, may still have some frozen, but I think I cooked it wrong. May pull it out of the freezer if I can find it this weekend for breakfast.
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 09:42 PM (CXLVd)
Like dredging your bacon through the wastage from the pancakes.
Both are excellent.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:42 PM (J+eG2)
You don't know how long a baseball game lasts?
Posted by: grammie winger
10 innings, unless the game is called because of moose.
Posted by: Ted Cruz (R-Alberta)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 11, 2016 09:42 PM (kdS6q)
My dad did that DNA testing that gives your racial profile - 23andme. Apparently, even though we are the whitest white people on the white side of Honkytown, my 4th great grandmother was a mix of Native and Black.
So my question is can I claim some sort of special privilege to be offended when people make derogatory remarks (but only at progtards when they think they're in safe company) or have I missed out on the racial grievance lottery?
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 11, 2016 09:34 PM (CbGSW)
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Heh.
I got my results about two weeks ago.
52% White
44% Black
4% who the fuck knows
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 09:43 PM (Zrb6L)
Posted by: Sean Connery at October 11, 2016 09:43 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable
In my Hard Learning, it's butter + salt, pepper if'n ya wanna.
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 09:39 PM (CXLVd)
One of the few serious arguments among my extended family:
Grits with salt, pepper and butter?
Grits with milk and sugar?
Kinda split down the middle.
I sided with me dear Pop and Grandpop. Salt, pepper and butter.
Oh. And sliced tomatoes are awesome with salt and pepper.
I drew the line at salt and pepper on watermelon, however. I do have some taste.
Posted by: Peter Brady at October 11, 2016 09:43 PM (hhV+y)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at October 11, 2016 09:44 PM (kUupe)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2016 09:44 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: vivi at October 11, 2016 09:44 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 11, 2016 09:44 PM (hhV+y)
the pollsters who came on their shows were pretty pessimistic about trump, who he's not getting su[port from, etc, and saying clinton is way ahead.
i didn't think he'd win, but sheesh...
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2016 09:44 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:44 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 11, 2016 09:45 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: Peter Brady
I can understand the salt, the pepper just makes no sense at all...
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 09:45 PM (CXLVd)
I do put salt on watermelon.
Same with bananas and cantaloupe.
Helps bring out the sweetness.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:45 PM (J+eG2)
You EAT yo' maypo, or I call the po-po.
Posted by: Yo mama at October 11, 2016 09:46 PM (dtWKK)
It's just fine ground dry corn.
It definitely sticks with you. And a bowl of it accepts just about any seasoning or ingredient. It's pretty much Southern Rice.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 09:46 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2016 09:47 PM (WTSFk)
Souse is evil.
Scrapple...it's even good with ketchup.
Or catsup.
Apple butter works too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:47 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Peter Brady
I can understand the salt, the pepper just makes no sense at all...
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 09:45 PM (CXLVd)
Not quite sure, but I think I recall my dad putting pepper on his Wheaties. He likes pepper.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 11, 2016 09:47 PM (hhV+y)
Mmmmmmm.
If I hadn't drank my dinner I would probably feel more regret, but that does sound delicious .... so do some of the other suggestions .... gonna make grits for breakfast, deffilutely, yessirree !
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 11, 2016 09:47 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2016 09:47 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 09:48 PM (Zrb6L)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2016 09:48 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:49 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:49 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Hrothgar, Mish Connoisseur at October 11, 2016 09:31 PM (wCEn4)
If u are eating country ham then I would think that there is red-eye gravy on the table for the grits.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at October 11, 2016 09:49 PM (kUupe)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 11, 2016 09:49 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:50 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 11, 2016 09:50 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 09:50 PM (6Ll1u)
3 - Pumpkin Soup served to prisoners in Happy Fun Camp
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2016 08:41 PM (LuZz
As long as it doesn't have nuts in it I'm good to go.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 11, 2016 09:50 PM (4ErVI)
Put some tomato with those cucumbers and onions in white vinegar ... and I call that Summer Salad.
Delicious.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 09:51 PM (fiGNd)
The old term for it was "samp" and you ate it with whatever you had. If you were lucky you had butter and sugar. If you were not you ate it with salt and fried the leftovers for dinner.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2016 09:51 PM (NssQA)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 09:51 PM (dFi94)
It's about making opinion, not reporting it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 09:51 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:50 PM (J82wy)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 09:52 PM (Zrb6L)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 11, 2016 09:52 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
No, actually it just tastes like salt and fruit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 09:52 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 11, 2016 09:52 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:38 PM
AoSHQ: Come for the help, stay for the humour.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2016 09:53 PM (fwHht)
"OHHH WHATTABOUT the CHILDREN"
Somebody needs to grab her by the hoo ha.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:53 PM (zu88C)
Feeding them to cattle.
One year one of my brothers decided to raise pumpkins to sell. At harvest, he had a pile of pumpkins 20' long, 10' wide, and 4' tall. Sold a lot of them, made some good money, but couldn't sell them all.
We had some steers that year, so pumpkins got chopped up and tossed to them. They *loved* them.
Always wondered if the steaks had an odd taste...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 11, 2016 09:53 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2016 09:53 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 11, 2016 09:53 PM (JmjOe)
Then stop re-running the clip, you faux bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 09:54 PM (v9gSJ)
++++
nope. just give it about a week or so on the road when you spot it so the cars can season it right, then scrape it up for free
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 09:54 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:54 PM (J82wy)
Somebody needs to grab her by the hoo ha.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Something tells me you better keep hand away from that unless she wants it to be there.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 11, 2016 09:54 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: Jason Biggs at October 11, 2016 09:54 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 11, 2016 09:53 PM (fVubI)
Don't ask.
Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 11, 2016 09:55 PM (cmE8J)
Maybe cut back on the salt a little bit.
Same theory as adding a pinch of salt to a chocolate cake.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2016 09:55 PM (J+eG2)
Something tells me you better keep hand away from that unless she wants it to be there.
====
Well yeah. The teeth, duh.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:56 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:56 PM (J82wy)
Which was better than my home town's generic "gourd festival". We didn't even pick anything edible.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 11, 2016 09:56 PM (fVubI)
Oh. And sliced tomatoes are awesome with salt and pepper
+++
thin sliced on roast turkey sammiches with a good mayo
had that with a funky cranberry mayo actually.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 09:56 PM (U0lQa)
Well, that only adds to my hypothesis that Trump needs to bust the "margin of fraud," which in certain places might exceed 10%.
He needs to bust it like a champ, or we'll be doing the bug-out to the high ground, like the young men in Red Dawn.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 11, 2016 09:57 PM (hhV+y)
Posted by: Infidel at October 11, 2016 09:57 PM (HvZyI)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 11, 2016 09:57 PM (JO9+V)
To Hell with you.
Now I know how minorities feel.
Come get some.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2016 09:58 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: vivi at October 11, 2016 09:58 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2016 09:58 PM (zCKpO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
==========
Like a I said, it's a social engineering hack.
The Republican's best response so far?
ORCA
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 09:59 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 09:59 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 09:59 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 10:00 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 11, 2016 10:00 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Infidel
That's kind of the idea with polenta.
Had a dish a nice restaurant a few months ago with a polenta side. $32.
They burned one side of the polenta. Served it burned side down.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 10:00 PM (V3IFq)
Tim Polenta? Maybe we could get him to run instead of Trump!!!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at October 11, 2016 10:00 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 09:54 PM (J82wy)
I throw it into a bag and whirl it over my head for a count of ten, then smash it on the oaken table that my great-grandfather built, then I pour it into a bowl of marble, hewn by some stupid fucker that I stole it from.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 11, 2016 10:00 PM (hhV+y)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 10:00 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 10:01 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 10:01 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G.
Except the Burning Times here aren't going to be like Red Dawn, they're going to be like Shot Through The Heart.
Posted by: Oedipus at October 11, 2016 10:01 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 11, 2016 10:01 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 10:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable
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With butter and salt.
And eggs & bacon. Maybe a side of biscuits & gravy.
Three glasses in front of you - OJ, Coffee, and a bloody mary.
Posted by: Chi at October 11, 2016 10:02 PM (7R92G)
ands earlier today, baier did a piece on possibly losing the house. say what????
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2016 10:02 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 10:02 PM (dFi94)
>They burned one side of the polenta. Served it burned side down.
That's fucking wrong.
If you have the temerity to charge over $30 for a meal, that meal should be perfect.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 10:03 PM (J82wy)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 11, 2016 10:03 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2016 10:03 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 11, 2016 10:04 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2016 10:04 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: They call me 'Tater Salad' at October 11, 2016 10:05 PM (kUupe)
Just to throw him in the on deck circle in the 8th.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2016 10:05 PM (J82wy)
I got my results about two weeks ago.
52% White
44% Black
4% who the fuck knows
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 09:43 PM (Zrb6L)
So, what'cher sayin' is, we're likely 4% related?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 11, 2016 10:05 PM (v5iqM)
speaking as a northerner mind you
is too many times you get bad grits, like instant shit. Farina really.
and too often, even the package directions are blah. and the chefs too. paula dean can't do grits - she does like 3 to 1 on the water ffs.
alton brown does 4 to 1 and i think thats wrong too.
5 to 1 is close to best, but needs a lot of time.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 10:06 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 10:02 PM (sdi6R)
Pat Meehan, don't know if he's in your district or not.
Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 10:06 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 10:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2016 10:07 PM (zCKpO)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2016 09:58 PM (zCKpO)
Elizabeth Warren would call that cultural appropriation.
However, when you have crossed the Cumberland Gap, and are living in a howling wilderness and hoping that Dragging Canoe's braves won't burn you out and kidnap your kids, you would call it breakfast and hope to get some venison too.
(yea, I've been reading . . .)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2016 10:07 PM (NssQA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2016 10:07 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at October 11, 2016 10:07 PM (Zrb6L)
1) Slow cooked only. There is no such as instant grits.
2) Butter and salt. Repeat as needed. You may add pepper.
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 11, 2016 10:10 PM (nvMvs)
seems heavy. theres a Rican sub shop on my rounds that makes em and I'm curious
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at October 11, 2016 10:10 PM (U0lQa)
Think the current set of weaselass emeffing sonsabitches are gonna stop Tia Borracha ?
Srsly ?
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 11, 2016 10:10 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 10:02 PM (sdi6R)
Pat Meehan, don't know if he's in your district or not.
Posted by: josephistan at October 11, 2016 10:06 PM (7qAYi)
No, he isn't.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 11, 2016 10:12 PM (sdi6R)
I think a great replacement would be this:
Calcio Storico https://tinyurl.com/jpolwsm
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 11, 2016 10:12 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: vivi at October 11, 2016 09:58 PM (11H2y)
No, it was Columbus (Ohio) Right to life, not Knights of Columbus, they got stiffed pretty badly
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 11, 2016 10:13 PM (dKiJG)
i look at it this way: if trump wins, it's because conservatism wins. if trump loses it's trump's loss.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2016 10:14 PM (WTSFk)
Think the current set of weaselass emeffing sonsabitches are gonna stop Tia Borracha ?
They're trying to get her elected!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2016 10:14 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2016 10:21 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Ben H at October 11, 2016 10:24 PM (I64i9)
Posted by: ryukyu at October 11, 2016 10:31 PM (5hp5+)
Meh. How's it compare to goetta? That's pin oats with, well, the scraps from the pig slaughtering operation.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 11, 2016 10:45 PM (fVubI)
You can order it and have it shipped to you.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 11, 2016 10:47 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: joey biden at October 11, 2016 10:48 PM (LdMbv)
With so many transplants in NY and CA, and them being solid Dem states, I don't doubt many will do the same, using a relative to register back home with an old or false address, where their vote will have more impact.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 12, 2016 11:54 PM (7+Ovs)
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