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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 06:47 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: blaster at October 10, 2016 06:51 AM (ACqhm)
Posted by: Caunotaucarius at October 10, 2016 06:51 AM (aruDZ)
Posted by: ALH at October 10, 2016 06:51 AM (Z56vq)
I'm going to vote for him and wish him well.
But even if he wins, we'll still need more ammo.
More. Ammo.
War is coming.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 10, 2016 06:52 AM (97XyN)
SMOD is moving up at Intrade.
Posted by: blaster at October 10, 2016 06:53 AM (ACqhm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 10, 2016 06:53 AM (mpXpK)
~ The Fly
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 10, 2016 06:53 AM (IgbJ1)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 10, 2016 06:54 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 10, 2016 06:56 AM (mpXpK)
That was obvious during the post debate comments by all the talking heads.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 06:57 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at October 10, 2016 06:57 AM (+QFqi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 06:58 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 10, 2016 06:59 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2016 06:59 AM (JqbcQ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 10, 2016 06:59 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Goldilocks at October 10, 2016 07:00 AM (pOgVG)
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 07:00 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 10, 2016 07:01 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 10, 2016 07:03 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 10, 2016 07:04 AM (mpXpK)
My High School alma mater just changed it to Indigenous Peoples Day. Bunch of little SJW tyrants in the student government bullied the school board into it.
This is a heavily Italian area, so it's gone over about as well as you'd imagine. As a Guinea myself, I think it's idiotic. Look, if there's one ethnic group in this country that SHOULD have a holiday, it's Native Americans. I'm 1000% down with that.
But that's not what this is about. Co-opting Columbus Day is what it's about.
(And back in my day, the local Indians *wanted* to be called "Indians." It's a term that evokes warriors and bravery, they would say. Most of them were strongly against the term "Native Americans." Let alone "Indigenous Peoples." My lawn. Get off it.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at October 10, 2016 07:05 AM (WlGX+)
The FAB probably never felt that fly land on her face, since she had on 6 pounds of spackle. Her makeup team is buying that shit wholesale.
Not being mentioned much is the Russkies moving Isklander nuke capable missiles to within 300 miles of Berlin, in violation of a treaty with us and a deal TFG made with Putin in exchange for us not putting defensive missile systems into Poland.
More of that Nobel Peace Prize winning strategizing coming home to roost, I suppose.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at October 10, 2016 07:06 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2016 07:07 AM (JqbcQ)
Isn't firing missiles at the warships of sovereign nation considered an act of war?
http://tinyurl.com/hmpemqt
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:07 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Gem at October 10, 2016 07:08 AM (uaHyk)
I was pleased overall with the Donald last night, but await the fresh new, and probably fake, rape accusation they for which were trying so hard last night to set up the narrative!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2016 07:09 AM (wCEn4)
Columbus destroyed my people! If it weren't for him, I would be living in natural, pristine splendor, instead of in a concrete jungle!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 10, 2016 07:10 AM (dtWKK)
conservtive and is now run by the Boston Globe (so draw your own
conclusions) all on the "no one won" position, "so ugly" and Trump
didn't help himself lets talk about the tape more, despite callers
calling in and telling them they are dead wrong.
Posted by: Goldilocks"
Who are going to believe, your lying eyes or the completely unbiased, fact checking, only interested in the truth MSM? It was their debate so they will decide who won and what the proper narrative is. For you own safety, only qualified, govt approved journalists can properly interpret all of this.
Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2016 07:10 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Gem at October 10, 2016 07:11 AM (uaHyk)
Somewhere, someone is going to emerge with an accusation of Trump acting Like Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:11 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:11 AM (J+mig)
People like Obama and Hillary forget that you can also LOSE at 11-dimensional chess!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2016 07:11 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 07:12 AM (mBYZv)
The little SJW tyrants made the local media rounds to virtue-project while getting their 15 minutes of fame. I noticed not one of them had a dago last name. An Italian kid's parents would disown them.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at October 10, 2016 07:12 AM (WlGX+)
Lying that hard has to be tiring.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at October 10, 2016 07:12 AM (gyKtp)
Well.
I skimmed through Foxnews and CNN a minute ago trying to see how they were going to handicap the debate:
Fox was ambiguous/ambivalent, with Krauthammer saying Trump saved his campaign and others kind of muttering,
CNN was full throated Trump blew it. I scrolled down the list of their 'opinion' columns, and frankly I don't think I have ever heard of more than one or two of them and those -like S.E. Cupp- are absolute #nevertrumpers
About what I expected.
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at October 10, 2016 07:13 AM (HPNqc)
Not for the widow Clinton.
She lies like other people breath.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:13 AM (J+eG2)
Just go away you fucking wastes of skin.
No one gives a fuck what you think.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 10, 2016 07:16 AM (BuJwq)
They have a history of this crap. "Hubby hubby" ice cream, promoting homosexual marriage. If there's one thing I don't want to think about when eating ice cream, it's fudge packing and felching.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 10, 2016 07:16 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 10, 2016 07:16 AM (+FSld)
Now that it's an obvious failure, they're probably all feeling a bit insecure right now.
As well they should. I know I'll never vote for any of these motherfuckers who jumped on the denounce bandwagon.
They're the fucking traitors.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 10, 2016 07:17 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 07:17 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 07:17 AM (BS8yt)
Was this before or Russia called America a failed state that can't make or keep agreements, where nobody is in charge and nobody can be held to account, shit just kind of happens and Barry says "I meant to do that." afterwards?
This isn't aimed at you personally, GnuBreed, it's aimed at the current crop of American leaders who seem to have a steady course of ignoring everything they find inconvenient. If Russia responds by ignoring treaties with America, I find myself reluctant to blame Russia. They may be run by a KGB man, but say what you will, at least they appear to be RUN by someone. Barry says things like "red line" and then walks it back and Hilliary says "I wasn't there for that" and nobody ever takes responsibility. Figureheads, the lot of them.
(Not conspiracy theory either. Conspiracy assumes someone secret is in charge. I'm suggesting there's nobody in charge; American policy just kinda shambles about with a hundred hands shoving the tiller here and there.)
Posted by: Blackbutt the Pirate at October 10, 2016 07:19 AM (Th/kH)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 10, 2016 07:19 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 10, 2016 07:20 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:21 AM (Owpxv)
It went something like this: At what point after 2005 did you stop thinking about women like we heard you say on the 2005 tape? Or did you ever stop?
I thought Trump handled his answer pretty damn well, then tore into Clinton like Sheryl Crow hits her own ass with a single sheet of toilet paper.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at October 10, 2016 07:21 AM (gyKtp)
I spent the entire debate just reading the comments and for me the tell was not only the orgasmic glee when Trump landed a haymaker, but the noticeable lack of trolls. Maybe one or two - one of whom is about to get banned for personally attacking me and Dagny.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 07:21 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:21 AM (Owpxv)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 07:23 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:21 AM (Owpxv)
Personally, I prefer the suspended by the breasts with bear claws in "A Man Called Horse."
Actual bear claws, not the pastry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 07:23 AM (9P3OG)
Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:24 AM (Owpxv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:25 AM (Owpxv)
May their limousine be surrounded by looters. Maybe a mugging and a beating would serve to educate them on what BLM stands for.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 10, 2016 07:25 AM (dtWKK)
I don't quite understand how consensual sadult sex, up to an including p* grabbing, has become a crime since Friday night. It's as though the word 'let' was not uttered by Trump in that tape.
So, I think we are back to no sex before marriage, and then only in marriage. Fault-divorce and such. So much for the free-wheeling sexual antics of the Left.
I suppose sex in the city, fifty shades and what not will be banned now? When will our new Puritan overlords call for these measures?
Suits me okay. Are they being pulled from the shelves even as we speak?
Posted by: lizabth at October 10, 2016 07:26 AM (DSDFY)
May their limousine be surrounded by looters. Maybe a mugging and a beating would serve to educate them on what BLM stands for.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 10, 2016 07:25 AM (dtWKK)
If all of us just shoplifted a pint every time we went to the store . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 07:26 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 10, 2016 07:27 AM (NbJXF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 07:27 AM (9P3OG)
The more our government ignores its own laws, the less legitimate it becomes, and the greater the risk of other nations, even allies, deciding that since there's no longer a legitimate government in the USA, they no longer owe it anything.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:28 AM (J+mig)
My High School alma mater just changed it to Indigenous Peoples Day. Bunch of little SJW tyrants in the student government bullied the school board into it.
______________________
Funny how the SJW's (Social Justice Tyrants might be a better descriptor) just loooooooove them some immigrants . . . except when the immigrants are white Europeans.
Shouldn't the "We're All Immigrants!" crowd be celebrating the historical contributions, which are many, of immigrants like Columbus?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 10, 2016 07:28 AM (4rh2D)
Labor Day
Veterans Day
MLK Day
Memorial Day
All the others are just labeled "no school day". They couldn't even label "Thanksgiving"
There is no what would be Presidents Day off.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 07:28 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 10, 2016 07:27 AM (NbJXF)
Must be. When I was composing the morning post, It was like 85-15 Trump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 07:29 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 07:29 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2016 07:29 AM (u82oZ)
The more our government ignores its own laws, the less legitimate it becomes, and the greater the risk of other nations, even allies, deciding that since there's no longer a legitimate government in the USA, they no longer owe it anything.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:28 AM (J+mig)
THIS.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 07:30 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 07:29 AM (mBYZv)
Dreyer's west of the Mississippi.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 07:30 AM (9P3OG)
Not for the widow Clinton.
She lies like other people breath.
______________________
One might even call Hillary a "congenital liar."
Oh, wait . . . .
Posted by: Zombie William Safire at October 10, 2016 07:30 AM (4rh2D)
Labor Day
Veterans Day
MLK Day
Memorial Day
All the others are just labeled "no school day". They couldn't even label "Thanksgiving"
There is no what would be Presidents Day off.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 07:28 AM (BS8yt)
How about a "kids have too much of their time wasted sitting in classrooms" day off? A little too on-the-nose, perhaps.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 07:30 AM (0mRoj)
I gotta say, womens' bathtub lit has gone downhill very, very far if crap like "Fifty Shades" is being read instead.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:31 AM (Owpxv)
Now that it's an obvious failure, they're probably all feeling a bit insecure right now.
As well they should. I know I'll never vote for any of these motherfuckers who jumped on the denounce bandwagon.
A lot of masks came off everywhere. So called "friends" let their hypocrisy flag fly.
I lost more than a few "friends" over that and a lot of respect for a lot more.
Everyone is upset and offended by what Trump said, yet 80 MILLION copies of 50 Shades of Gray were sold.
To whom?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 07:32 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 07:32 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 10, 2016 07:32 AM (rb1zT)
I think most Republicans and many indies just want someone who will fight back. Its been a long time since Republicans had anyone like that at the top of the ticket.
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 10, 2016 07:33 AM (qaWk6)
Posted by: Gmac- Deplorable forever 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at October 10, 2016 07:33 AM (h1lpD)
The FAB's final day as SoS was Feb. 1, 2013.
Chalk up another lie for the Lard Of The Flies.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at October 10, 2016 07:33 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Bill's case of herpese at October 10, 2016 07:33 AM (Owpxv)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at October 10, 2016 07:35 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:28 AM (J+mig)
_________________
The greater the risk that U.S. citizens do the same.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 10, 2016 07:35 AM (4rh2D)
Dude, I was totally scammed by that title.
Posted by: James the colorblind artist at October 10, 2016 07:35 AM (Owpxv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:36 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Make America"
I've noticed references to Fall Festival/Feast/Break instead of Thanksgiving the leftist entertainment media, especially that geared toward kids. And the point is often made the celebration is all about sharing. Which is BS. The central them is about giving thanks to a higher power. Sharing a meal with friends, families or strangers is part of the tradition.
Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2016 07:36 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:37 AM (Owpxv)
It's strange the moderators didn't have a "fact check" handy about that ready to respond to Hillary's lie.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 07:37 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:37 AM (Owpxv)
Drudge should have locked it up at midnight EST last night
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:40 AM (Owpxv)
We should never have shared our turkey with you palefaces.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 10, 2016 07:40 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 10, 2016 07:35 AM (4rh2D)
Texas could just up and declare that there's no longer a legitimate US government. Since we joined by treaty, that would be pretty much open and shut in a legal sense. The DC Cartel might try to get uppity about it, but if the rest of the world had already withdrawn recognition by that point, there wouldn't be much they could do about it without risking a confrontation.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:40 AM (J+mig)
To whom?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 07:32 AM (NsI03)
Bored, horny soccer moms who fantasize about getting slapped around by young, handsome billionaires.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 07:41 AM (0mRoj)
Seemed like the number of trolls dropped once Trump started swinging for the fence.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:41 AM (J+eG2)
We should never have shared our turkey with you palefaces.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 10, 2016 07:40 AM (dtWKK)
The crab dip was to die for.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 07:41 AM (0mRoj)
I don't think I ever bought the stuff, even when it was run by them.
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 07:41 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 10, 2016 07:41 AM (qaWk6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:42 AM (J+eG2)
Also, what is it with Democrats invoking Lincoln? Do they know he was a Republican. Or were Republicans closet Democrats back then too?
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2016 07:43 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2016 07:43 AM (Zu3d9)
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>>>I've never had Ben and Jerry's Commie Ice Creams, and plan to keep it that way.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 10, 2016 07:16 AM (dtWKK)
I think you mean "Ben and Jerry's Capitalist Sell-Out to a World-Wide Multinational Conglomerate Ice Cream"
Just to illustrate how fake those cocksuckers are, when B and J sold out to Unilever, the World Trade Center was still standing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2016 07:43 AM (LuZz8)
Clinton looks like he's going to explode.
Ladies, I hope you enjoyed this chance for revenge.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 07:44 AM (mBYZv)
Also in skimming the internet, it looks like evangelical leaders are sticking with Trump. Apparently rude conversations scare away good conservatives like Paul Ryan, but not uptight Puritans like Gary Bauer and Tony Perkins. Who would have guessed. Perhaps evangelicals don't believe people are irredeemable.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 10, 2016 07:44 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at October 10, 2016 07:35 AM (mBYZv)
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Brilliant. And Ryan can go eff himself.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 10, 2016 07:44 AM (U+nHb)
What was the nic, or hash?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:36 AM (J+eG2)
Below:
Take Your Cult and Shove It Up Your Ass, Douchebags at October 09, 2016 11:01 PM (ssBXI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 07:45 AM (9P3OG)
Almost like it's written in scripture somewhere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:46 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 07:46 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:47 AM (Owpxv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:48 AM (Owpxv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2016 07:48 AM (9P3OG)
Ugh, this coffee is nasty. Tastes like squashed flies boiled in tap water
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:48 AM (Owpxv)
Still better than no coffee.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:49 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 10, 2016 07:49 AM (+FSld)
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Ugh, this coffee is nasty. Tastes like squashed flies boiled in tap water
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 10, 2016 07:48 AM (Owpxv)
Still better than no coffee.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:49 AM (J+mig)
Word.
This is the part about the Burning Times that's gonna suck. When the coffee runs out.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2016 07:50 AM (LuZz8)
Can't find that comment now on either the debate, or post debate thread.
I think he's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:50 AM (J+eG2)
Almost like it's written in scripture somewhere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:46 AM (J+eG2)
People also forget that God got stuff done through some extremely flawed and often unsavory characters. No, this isn't a statement that Trump is God's special instrument or something.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 07:50 AM (0mRoj)
I'm wanting all of the RINO pearl-clutchers to go straight to hell. If
they can't see the imminent danger to America of a Hillary Clinton
presidency, vs. a man who said unsavory things, they have no legitimacy
in my eyes. Whatsoever. Paul Ryan, in particular.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 10, 2016 07:49 AM (+FSld)
Amen to that. Hillary is a national legitimacy crisis, personified.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:51 AM (J+mig)
This is the part about the Burning Times that's gonna suck. When the coffee runs out.
Learn to grow chicory.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 07:51 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 07:51 AM (mBYZv)
Most of the MFM is saying that no one won this debate so that means Trump won. The WaPo is claiming that the Beast was the clear winner and Trump the loser but that was written before the debate started.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 10, 2016 07:51 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2016 07:50 AM (LuZz
That's going to be when the world gets set on fire by a legion of angry Americans. We can tolerate a great many evils. Lack of coffee is not one of them.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:51 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 07:52 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 10, 2016 07:52 AM (rb1zT)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 07:51 AM (NsI03)
I read that tea made from the yaupon holly also used to be a thing in the rural South, adopted from Native tribes who used it as a ritual drink (they'd drink it until they barfed as a type of purification ritual). In lesser quantities, it was basically poor man's coffee.
I had thought about trying to test it and market it during the era when a new energy drink was coming out every month, but never got around to it. Or had the money to try to launch a new (old) drink.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:54 AM (J+mig)
This is the part about the Burning Times that's gonna suck. When the coffee runs out.
Learn to grow chicory.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 07:51 AM (NsI03)
That shit is nasty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 07:54 AM (0mRoj)
Remember this?
http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/15283/
There is no depth to which these people won't sink, even if it ends up making them look like idiots.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 10, 2016 07:54 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 07:56 AM (J+mig)
I've never had Ben and Jerry's Commie Ice Creams
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Those chocolate chips? They ain't chocolate chips....
Posted by: The Rats in the Ben and Jerry's Ice Creme Factory
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 10, 2016 07:57 AM (kdS6q)
How weak it makes Hillary! look that the moderators feel they have to jump in and debate Trump in her stead.
This white knighting by the moderators shows us exactly how weak and unable to handle tough situations Hillary is.
I sure hope the new Hillary! administration can send Martha Raditz to badger Putin and the Chinese, and Anderson Cooper to bitch at ISIS,
since Hillary! won't be able to handle the situation herself.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 10, 2016 07:57 AM (9q7Dl)
I had a pastor of a new age type church living next door to me. He and his wife were great people.
One morning as I was outside taking care of my feeders, he was outside doing some work by his patio. The swarm of mosquitoes came at him and as he was swatting them, one must have nailed him on the back of the neck.
SHIT! was loudly said. I had to laugh.
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 07:57 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:57 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: firefirefire at October 10, 2016 07:57 AM (of67s)
Hope AC knows how to fly when isis decides to toss his ass off a roof.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 07:58 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 10, 2016 07:58 AM (IgbJ1)
"As well they should. I know I'll never vote for any of these motherfuckers who jumped on the denounce bandwagon.
They're the fucking traitors."
And I am keeping a list.
You got your principles,okay, I got mine, and one of mine is that your opinion ain't worth shit anymore and you'll never see a nickel of my hard-earned ever again.
There are times when I think that one of the best things about this campaign has been the clarification of just exactly where everyone stands. Not saying pleasant, but getting life back on a basis of truth is necessary and valuable.
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 10, 2016 07:59 AM (Z8DIA)
First you need lobbyists. Lots and lots of lobbyists.
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2016 07:59 AM (BO/km)
They also ignore that the fourth, the 12-year old rape victim, is all on Hillary. Expect to hear more about this.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 10, 2016 07:59 AM (bQxkN)
And the media will repeat their spin until the Narrative is set.
People will forget their lying eyes and believe what the media tells them.
Happens every time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 08:00 AM (mBYZv)
I'm also keeping a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who is naughty or nice...or a fucking pussy cocksucker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 08:00 AM (zp+j1)
"It's just a damn cult! All you Trumpy cultists are like a cult!......
Can I talk to you about Ted Cruz?
Did you know Ted Cruz is the constitutional light and the way?
That his coming was prefigured by Glen Beck?
That Cruz means "cross"?
Have you heard of the miracle of the bottled water and the teddy bears?
Down with the cult of Trump! Have faith in Ted!"
Cracks me up every time that guy comes around.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at October 10, 2016 08:00 AM (x3uSY)
You pushing your cocaine laced energy drink again? OK I'm in
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 08:01 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2016 08:01 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 10, 2016 08:02 AM (voOPb)
Fabulous piece over at PJMedia.
America, You Have No Right to Judge Donald Trump
http://bit.ly/2e33wKo
Been watching Morning Joe since around 6:30 or so. As you would expect.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 08:02 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 10, 2016 08:02 AM (bQxkN)
Later.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 10, 2016 08:03 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Scotsfury at October 10, 2016 08:03 AM (i2Ro9)
Posted by: Scotsfury at October 10, 2016 08:03 AM (i2Ro9)
FAB---Fat Ass Bitch- as in bill's wife so to speak
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 08:04 AM (zp+j1)
FAB=Hillery
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 10, 2016 08:04 AM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:04 AM (J+eG2)
Almost like it's written in scripture somewhere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 07:46 AM (J+eG2)
People also forget that God got stuff done through some extremely flawed and often unsavory characters. No, this isn't a statement that Trump is God's special instrument or something.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 07:50 AM (0mRoj)
Thief
Cross
Some assembly required
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 10, 2016 08:05 AM (voOPb)
580 If polls show Bill as a liability, the Widow Clinton will be in mourning garb by this Thursday.
He must be sharting himself. Maybe that explains the look on Drudge's front page.
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at October 10, 2016 08:05 AM (9MlEz)
Go on shark tank. I'd like to see their faces when they try it out and then puke all over the stage, while you stand there beaming, "Congratulations! You are now ritually pure!'
I think if most of us want to drink something that makes us puke, it had better be because it contains alcohol.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 10, 2016 08:05 AM (dtWKK)
I just laughed and said, "my people have a sense of humor, I guess." But it brings up the point, as to which ethnic groups can still be laughed with or at.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at October 10, 2016 08:05 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 10, 2016 08:05 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at October 10, 2016 08:06 AM (WlGX+)
And voters silently say "Know what...He's right."
We need him
He fights.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:06 AM (J+eG2)
And voters silently say "Know what...He's right."
We need him
He fights.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:06 AM (J+eG2)
I wish he would say that...it would be outstanding
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 08:08 AM (zp+j1)
148
Just copying VIA's comment on last thread here, because I think it's great:
580 If polls show Bill as a liability, the Widow Clinton will be in mourning garb by this Thursday.
He must be sharting himself. Maybe that explains the look on Drudge's front page.
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable at October 10, 2016 08:05 AM (9MlEz)
For months, I've been saying that if Bill wants to survive the election he needs to just plain disappear for the whole month of October. Because what better way to humanize Frau Gruppencankles than to have her faithful husband drop dead of "natural causes" a week before the election.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2016 08:08 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Deplorable Soap MacTavish at October 10, 2016 08:08 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: V the K at October 10, 2016 08:09 AM (jn7FC)
Up stairs an' doon stairs in his nicht-gown,
Tirlin' at the window, crying at the lock,
"Are the womens in their bed, for it's now ten o'clock?"
Posted by: Fritz at October 10, 2016 08:09 AM (2Mnv1)
I would have a flaming clown boner that would last longer than four hours.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:09 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: JROD at October 10, 2016 08:10 AM (kxUnS)
I had thought about trying to test it and market it during the era when a new energy drink was coming out every month, but never got around to it. Or had the money to try to launch a new (old) drink.
That is cultural appropriation. Will you pay us reparations out of any profits you make?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 10, 2016 08:12 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 10, 2016 08:12 AM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 10, 2016 08:13 AM (IgbJ1)
Monica in her beret. LOL.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 10, 2016 08:14 AM (4rh2D)
Trump is no Evaangelical. although as someone pointed out about the Monica Lewinsky thing, at the time Leftists were shouting bout clinton. "We don't need aPreacher in the WH What happens in the Clinton's marriage is between them, but now the left is in hysterics over some coarse comment of Trunp.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2016 08:14 AM (EnGQE)
Like this?
http://twitchy.com/?p=477885
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:16 AM (J+eG2)
Yerba mate, popular in South America, is also a holly. They both have significant quantities of caffeine.
"Ilex vomitoria."
Despite the name, it's now believed by most scholars that it was one of the other ingredients in "black drink" that induced vomiting, not the yaupon holly itself.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at October 10, 2016 08:16 AM (foGxD)
Fredo and The FAB and kerry have fucked up the Middle East so badly, have created a vacuum that the Russians, Iranians, and ISIS like terrorists have filled. And there is NO easy solution. As they say an once of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
He should lay the failure squarely where it belongs, on Fredo and The FAB
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 08:17 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 10, 2016 08:17 AM (rb1zT)
It will be a tragic day for the USA if Hillary wins but the one memory ---and I suspect THE to-be-iconic photo--worth taking with us into the dark reign of Queen Vagina is the Drudge photo (now up) of Clinton and Webb Hubbell''s daughter.
Epically memorable.
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at October 10, 2016 08:18 AM (oBuXO)
Like this?
http://twitchy.com/?p=477885
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:16 AM (J+eG2)
______________
Yes, except it would have been Bill trying to grab her t*tty, not some Obama loser.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 10, 2016 08:18 AM (4rh2D)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hillbot 3.0 Control Override Kits at the Outrage Outlet! at October 10, 2016 08:18 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Fly at October 10, 2016 08:19 AM (UfPJn)
Posted by: Votermom the deplorable @vm on gab at October 10, 2016 08:19 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 10, 2016 08:19 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
You've been assigned a special project!
At least that's how it would work at my job if you missed a meeting.
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 08:19 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 10, 2016 08:20 AM (IgbJ1)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at October 10, 2016 08:20 AM (RD7QR)
Clinton spokesman to Trump: "Go fuck yourself!"
Such clean language coming from Hillz camp.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 08:20 AM (NsI03)
Trump did about as well as any candidate could do against three opponents.
Just look at the picture on Drudge of Bill and the Hubble kid in the audience, and take it from there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:21 AM (J+eG2)
Kid you not, I've seen this "defense" of Hilary letting The Fly crawl around her face last night.
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2016 08:21 AM (7HtZB)
Such clean language coming from Hillz camp.
Is that better or worse then pussy grabbing?
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 08:21 AM (8ikIW)
Yes! We've found a new word combination that sounds nice!
Posted by: Ben & Jerry's at October 10, 2016 08:21 AM (nWz6F)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
You've been assigned a special project!
At least that's how it would work at my job if you missed a meeting.
Flashbacks to seventh grade!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 08:22 AM (NsI03)
That could technically be labeled as assault...yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:22 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 08:21 AM (8ikIW)
depends on the pussy
Not all pussies are created equally
Pussy lives matter
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 08:22 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 08:23 AM (zEHXl)
Lots of calm and poised young children in Somalia then.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:23 AM (J+eG2)
"To the lifeboats!" they shouted.
And watched as the ship sailed past said iceberg, leaving them sitting there with their dinghies...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 08:24 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 08:24 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:21 AM (J+eG2)
Hmm, yeah Bill looks none too happy.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hillbot 3.0 Control Override Kits at the Outrage Outlet! at October 10, 2016 08:24 AM (hLRSq)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2016 08:24 AM (EnGQE)
Billy Bush Today Show Suspension Barely Mentioned By Today Show This Morning
15-minutes into the broadcast, and then it only was given one line. "We want to note one other thing, pending further review, NBC News has suspended Billy Bush, the host of Today's third hour for his role in that conversation with Donald Trump," said Savannah Guthrie.
Deadline.com
NBC Graphics Department busy erasing him from the cosmonaut photos.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 10, 2016 08:25 AM (kdS6q)
Wheres the Kaboom?
There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.
Posted by: Marvin, the GOPe at October 10, 2016 08:26 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
playing with their dinghies.
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 08:26 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 08:26 AM (zEHXl)
Seems Kaine loves being around Hillary.
It make him "feel so evil."
Posted by: undocumented memester at October 10, 2016 08:26 AM (e8kgV)
Trump is the reaction. He used last night to communicate over and above MSM. Hopefully enough if us got the message loud and clear.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 10, 2016 08:27 AM (bQxkN)
Label her.
Brand her.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:28 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 08:28 AM (zEHXl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:29 AM (J+eG2)
This election is not about policies, its about whether the Federal government is legitimate anymore. Hillary embodies the illegitimacy.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 08:29 AM (ZefZk)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 10, 2016 08:29 AM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 10, 2016 08:29 AM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 10, 2016 08:29 AM (SeD0w)
But the picture on Drudge of Bill and chelsea was great!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2016 08:29 AM (EnGQE)
It make him "feel so evil."
Posted by: undocumented memester
Like Jack Lemmon to Peter Falk in The Great Race.
Push the button Max!!
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 08:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 10, 2016 08:12 AM (dtWKK)
I've always loved it when Lefties try to play that card. Even though it's a sock, I'll give my stock response. Can't appropriate from your own heritage. (For me, that works for everything but Asian.)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 08:30 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 10, 2016 08:30 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:21 AM (J+eG2)
New pic on Drudge. They've cropped out Hubble's kid and added Bill's rape victims.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 10, 2016 08:30 AM (Az5pa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:31 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Fritz at October 10, 2016 08:32 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:32 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:29 AM (J+eG2)
I'm getting my women laminated & put in a binder.
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2016 08:32 AM (7HtZB)
New pic on Drudge. They've cropped out Hubble's kid and added Bill's rape victims.
Drudge, you magnificent bastard.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 08:32 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 08:32 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2016 08:33 AM (EnGQE)
Note carefully: Anderson Cooper offered Trump three chances to say he never actually acted on his "locker room talk" about forcibly groping women. Trump wouldn't say that. Why?
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at October 10, 2016 08:33 AM (zoAQI)
Good morning Horde. I didn't watch the debate last night. Seems like I should have?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 10, 2016 08:30 AM (KUaJL)
Trump owned it, and the Lefties are trying to spin it into a Hillary win. It'd be hilarious if not for the fact that a lot of idiots who didn't watch will believe them.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 08:33 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Independent George at October 10, 2016 08:33 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 10, 2016 08:29 AM (yTnCT)
That was some glorious trolling. Subtle, elegant, yet right between the eyes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 08:34 AM (0mRoj)
Hillary's answer was evasive and disingenuous. Trump was direct and honest. It made the people in my living room finally think Hillary has a hidden agenda and really will ride roughshod over the American people and continue the same divisive lawless nonsense. They really felt it put Trump in a good light, as someone who could really put an end to the acrimony.
They say these d bates don't change people's minds. But frankly last night I saw it happen in my own house. People are simply tired of the same old crap from Washington and she's proven to be not just part of it, but untrustworthy.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2016 08:34 AM (1Njtx)
Posted by: Hank at October 10, 2016 08:34 AM (oEuya)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:34 AM (J+eG2)
haha, playing with the tools
TRUMP PUNKED THE PRESS: Told Reporters They Were Going to Pre-Debate Presser, Walked in on Clinton Rape Victims!
the gatewaypundit
He knows he wouldn't have gotten airtime.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 08:34 AM (qCMvj)
Endlessly.
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at October 10, 2016 08:35 AM (oBuXO)
Did someone say he was dropping out of the race? Where do these rumors start?
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 10, 2016 08:35 AM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at October 10, 2016 08:33 AM (zoAQI)
Ibelieve he actually did deny that, but I would have answered " Fuck You". It's one of those bullshit questions that is actually an accusation.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 08:35 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Weasel at October 10, 2016 08:36 AM (6xtq3)
Wow, Ben & Jerry's, you're saying the entire problem lies in black culture? Pretty harsh. You know they love their killin' in Chicago.
Posted by: t-bird at October 10, 2016 08:37 AM (nWz6F)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2016 08:37 AM (1Njtx)
Posted by: gracepc at October 10, 2016 08:37 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at October 10, 2016 08:33 AM (zoAQI)
He did say no.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 08:37 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2016 08:37 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at October 10, 2016 08:37 AM (zoAQI)
Did someone say he was dropping out of the race? Where do these rumors start?
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 10, 2016 08:35 AM (rb1zT)
NBC
And Kellyanne on Morning Joe rebuked all of the claims and NBC in particular. She called them out.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 08:39 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: MTF at October 10, 2016 08:39 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2016 08:39 AM (1Njtx)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 10, 2016 08:35 AM (rb1zT)
They start in the wishful thinking lobe of certain commenters, both professional and amateur.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hillbot 3.0 Control Override Kits at the Outrage Outlet! at October 10, 2016 08:39 AM (hLRSq)
chances to say he never actually acted on his "locker room talk" about
forcibly groping women. Trump wouldn't say that. Why?
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at October 10, 2016 08:33 AM (zoAQI)
"Even presidents have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life." -William J. Clinton, on the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
We were told, some twenty-odd years ago, that the sex lives of our politicians were not fit material to make a national issue out of. We were told in no uncertain terms that morality had no place in the public sphere.
The hypocritical left seems to want to have it both ways, with morality having no place where their politicians are concerned, but having full force where ours are concerned. It just doesn't work like that.
Fair is when everyone plays by the same rules. The Left has already changed the rules once this generation, and I say we don't let them change it back now that it's convenient for them. Perhaps we should be saying "OMG, It's 2016 already, get with the times you prudish neanderthals!"
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 08:39 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 10, 2016 08:39 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Donald Trump at October 10, 2016 08:39 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2016 08:37 AM (7HtZB)
it'll be a child rape accusation
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 08:40 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: floss and jetsum at October 10, 2016 08:40 AM (8cftc)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 08:40 AM (ZefZk)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 10, 2016 08:40 AM (ZQfW9)
Fail.
People hate and don't trust the media.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2016 08:41 AM (1Njtx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 08:41 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 08:42 AM (ZefZk)
Trump should seed the next debate with first hand fact checkers. Like
maybe he could mention no go zones in Paris, let the mods fact check it
then reply that Pierre in the audience is a beat cop in Paris and you
can interview him after the debate about.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 08:40 AM (ZefZk)
I like that. Pre-empt the "fact check" bullcrap.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 08:42 AM (J+mig)
I "tutor" a 9-year-old third grader most mornings. This AM (yes, school today) there's a good opinion-pager in WSJ, "Straight Talk about Christopher Columbus," giving a little perspective on revisionist takes. Fine, I sez, we often do a little reading. I'll start reading this, and hand over for her to finish. Guerilla tactics.
So I goes, I go, here's a thing about Columbus, and she goes, "Who's Columbus?" Never heard a word about the whole deal. It is a fact universally acknowledged that you can't revise the revisionist history if there is No Damn History there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 10, 2016 08:42 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at October 10, 2016 08:42 AM (rb1zT)
Posted by: 1995 Miss Venuswala at October 10, 2016 08:42 AM (8cftc)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2016 08:43 AM (1Njtx)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2016 08:43 AM (1Njtx)
Invite me!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 08:44 AM (zp+j1)
Pence...Did someone say he was dropping out of the race? Where do these rumors start?
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis
Steven Clemons, MSNBC contributor and Editor at The Atlantic. Details over at Red State, for the curious.
The Pence team leaking to a "progressive realist" with the Daily Kos on his CV is -- unlikely. But all the #NeverTrumpers ran with it anyway, because.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 10, 2016 08:45 AM (kdS6q)
===========================
No question, but it'd be great to have a different box to check than one of these two. But we don't.
And Congratulations!
Posted by: MTF at October 10, 2016 08:45 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2016 08:46 AM (1Njtx)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 08:46 AM (ZefZk)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean
It's a good observation, but come on. The woods are littered with 'em.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 10, 2016 08:46 AM (H5rtT)
Trump got special treatment by the Texas Air National Guard?
And you have a secret copy of the original memo, all typed up and everything?
Time for me to come out of retirement for this one..
Posted by: Danno "What's the frequency?" Rather at October 10, 2016 08:46 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: MTF at October 10, 2016 08:46 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis
Steven Clemons, MSNBC contributor and Editor at The Atlantic. Details over at Red State, for the curious.
The Pence team leaking to a "progressive realist" with the Daily Kos on his CV is -- unlikely. But all the #NeverTrumpers ran with it anyway, because.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
Smells like a punking.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 08:47 AM (NsI03)
It really was quite a feat, I think for Trump to come out on top against that concerted effort.
It kills me that I can remember a time when we used to scoff at the USSR's fake elections where the communist party always managed to eek out a 100% victory. All we had was a more convincing rigged system. Who needs 100% when 52% will buy you credibility?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 10, 2016 08:47 AM (4ng05)
I'mean afraid we're gonna have to hope the latest Hillary email drop was just the warmup act.
Posted by: Hank at October 10, 2016 08:47 AM (oEuya)
Posted by: Myshiba at October 10, 2016 08:48 AM (n20xt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:48 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2016 08:37 AM (7HtZB)
it'll be a child rape accusation
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 08:40 AM (qCMvj)
=============================
Is this something you've heard?
Anything is possible in this one, but with four weeks left in the race you know it will still gat far uglier.
Posted by: MTF at October 10, 2016 08:49 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 08:49 AM (0mRoj)
Usually it's my daughter who ends up wearing those!
The family loves the "Bessie's Revenge" pizza, which of course has lots of cheese.
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 10, 2016 08:49 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 10, 2016 08:50 AM (4ng05)
When that occurs, what happens to the words-vs-actions defense?
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at October 10, 2016 08:50 AM (zoAQI)
Posted by: Marcus T
The staffer running the auto-response program froze.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 08:50 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at October 10, 2016 08:50 AM (wJbsb)
I don't know, have you checked under every tombstone?
Posted by: t-bird at October 10, 2016 08:50 AM (nWz6F)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:51 AM (J+eG2)
Aww, was my little post so inconvenient to your narrative that you just plain ignored it?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 08:51 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 10, 2016 08:51 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 08:51 AM (zp+j1)
Film at 11:00!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:51 AM (J+eG2)
And punched him in the dick.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 08:52 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2016 08:53 AM (LuZz8)
And they're not even good ones. I think these might be bots.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 08:53 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:53 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Roy at October 10, 2016 08:53 AM (VndSC)
"At the end of the day, the last document I saw was 12 pages of single-spaced, nine-point type listing all of the activities a company commander and a first sergeant have to do, mandated by us. It's nuts. It's insane. What's happened over the years is that everyone who has a computer thinks they're Leo Tolstoy and they want to put 50,000 requirements out there. Their staffs are large, but the company commander has no staff. It's not humanly doable, and it has a lot of second-and-third order implications."
"We are going to delete, in a very deliberate way, any task that is not directly associated with combat readiness and preparation for war. We have to cease fire on all this stuff."
GEN Milley
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 10, 2016 08:53 AM (FeZLI)
Posted by: t-bird at October 10, 2016 08:53 AM (FNGGO)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 10, 2016 08:54 AM (2ot48)
Your concern is very concerning.
To those of us who are concerned.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:54 AM (J+eG2)
http://tinyurl.com/gm7e4ee
Daily Mail.
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 10, 2016 08:55 AM (gTQoY)
Are you kidding? It was GLORIOUS! Nothing better than fresh and steamy lies. Smelled like...victory.
Posted by: The Fly at October 10, 2016 08:56 AM (FNGGO)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2016 08:56 AM (J+mig)
The last time our hero was seen
Plucked eyebrows, with fly in between
The fly quickly retched
And then went and fetched
A bottle of strong Listerine
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2016 08:56 AM (wPiJc)
Damn...how did I miss that part?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:53 AM (J+eG2)
The film's a bit old and grainy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 08:56 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:56 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at October 10, 2016 08:57 AM (YSzRR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
It is, but unfortunately, it's always the other end.
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 08:58 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Roy at October 10, 2016 08:58 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at October 10, 2016 08:50 AM (zoAQI)
I think you should wait a bit before working yourself into a panic. But that's just me thinking out loud.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hillbot 3.0 Control Override Kits at the Outrage Outlet! at October 10, 2016 08:58 AM (hLRSq)
Groping a Miss Universe contestant.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:58 AM (J+eG2)
http://tinyurl.com/gm7e4ee
Daily Mail.
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 10, 2016 08:55 AM (gTQoY)
Ha ha! Suck it, feminazis!
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 08:58 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 10, 2016 08:58 AM (P6iJV)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at October 10, 2016 09:00 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Fritz at October 10, 2016 09:00 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:00 AM (J+eG2)
She didn't. I won't.
Posted by: Trouser Trout in a Barrel at October 10, 2016 09:01 AM (8Dorb)
Posted by: Revisionist Historian who hates Columbus at October 10, 2016 09:01 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Betsy Ross at October 10, 2016 09:01 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 10, 2016 09:02 AM (P6iJV)
Posted by: Revisionist Historian who hates Columbus at October 10, 2016 09:01 AM (nNdYv)
yeah I am at work and with no mail, which means no money, I am sad
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 09:02 AM (zp+j1)
You go into it with the Candidate you have.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:02 AM (J+eG2)
You do of course realize this may have worked in the past but it's not now. People are on to the diversion.
But it gonna be kinda hard to top Bill's sexual escapades and Hillary attacking the victims.
Plus I'm pretty sure Trump never got a child rapist freed and then laughed at the victim, who by the way was not just emotionally but physically scarred for life.
It's kind of hard to beat that kind of evil.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2016 09:03 AM (1Njtx)
You go into it with the Candidate you have.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:02 AM (J+eG2)
Yup.
MOst of these RATs would walk off the battlefield because they do not have the weapons or air support they want. And leave the rest of us to die.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 09:03 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Roy at October 10, 2016 08:53 AM
To be fair, many of her adversaries already are, and many of her voters will be "recently deceased".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2016 09:04 AM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 09:04 AM (NsI03)
I'm surprised it's only 12 pages; might add also get your shit in a pile to get into graduate school as a major to the 03 pile, and get married/have first kids or two.
Posted by: Jean at October 10, 2016 09:05 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Harriet Tubman at October 10, 2016 09:05 AM (0mRoj)
If you all would bear with me a little
It seems we've been given a riddle
Which end is preferred
When you pick up a turd?
Can't decide? Pick it up by the middle!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2016 09:07 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Barry "What's a Pussy?" Obama at October 10, 2016 09:07 AM (RD7QR)
I'm surprised it's only 12 pages; might add also get your shit in a pile to get into graduate school as a major to the 03 pile, and get married/have first kids or two.
Posted by: Jean at October 10, 2016 09:05 AM (ngn8T)
you would not believe all the PC crap training we have to do and it is to the exclusion of any and all the real training we used to do to be ready to deploy if called upon. There is NO money for real training and NO time. And I kid you not. Ask ANYONE in the Military and they will tell you the same thing.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 09:07 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:08 AM (J+eG2)
https://tinyurl.com/gvmub67
I think it more likely we are living in an episode of SNL.
I literally can't believe this would be printed by a 'credible' media organization.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 10, 2016 09:08 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: SiliconeSister at October 10, 2016 09:08 AM (2n37R)
Best line _ CNN and MSM jackoffs trying to spin this that Trump went " low" and was "so negative". Heh. So, let me get this straight: You bringing up that I used the word "p*ssy" ten years ago, in an off the record conversation, to make the point that I am an evil misogynist who hates women is A-OK and "good politics." But me bringing up the fact that your husband was a serial rapist (while president!) and that you enabled him to be so and you even destroyed the life of a 12 year old girl who had been raped and then laughed about it - that is going negative and not "smart politics at all!" Hmm. OK. Gotcha.
As Breitbart said: "F@ck you. War."
I will also reiterate what I said last Friday, and what someone echoed in this thread or an earlier one on the debate, the GOPe jackoffs who could not wait to fall over themselves to pile on DJT can: GO. TO. HELL. Just keep your mouth shut ijn the future. Or learn to saythis : "You will have to ask DJT about any 10-year-old, off-the-record comments made when he was a private citizen not running for office. I have not seen them nor was I there. I am here to talk about issues: The shambles that the Clinton/Obama economy is in. How no one can get a job, that the world is in shambles because of Clinton's mishandling the Middle East, and how we are under attack from Islamic terrorists because of it and how the graft seeking Clinton is trying to get into office so she can create her "open borders" society and allow any terrorist into this country and allow illegal aliens to take the jobs of citizens. Citizens of all colors." Lather, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 10, 2016 09:09 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:09 AM (J+eG2)
A national treasure, he is.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:09 AM (J+eG2)
I nominate Muldoon for Poet Laureate.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 10, 2016 09:10 AM (0mRoj)
That knowledge could help explain why Clinton, while giving nearly as good as she got, mostly remained restrained. She's got the lead, and his taped words are his own worst enemy.
Michael Goodwin, NY Post
======================
This I agree with, so buckle up.
I hope Trump has some better firepower, but I doubt it. I think he gave it his all last night.
Posted by: MTF at October 10, 2016 09:12 AM (/m8T6)
https://tinyurl.com/gvmub67
I think it more likely we are living in an episode of SNL.
Post Not Ready For Prime Time Players. When it really sucked.
Oh, and those that don't know the NRFPTP?
Off my lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 09:12 AM (NsI03)
Hell, I nominate him for a starring roll in a movie with Nicolas Cage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:13 AM (J+eG2)
A may be an instance where one accusation is significant, but too many become mere statistics.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hillbot 3.0 Control Override Kits at the Outrage Outlet! at October 10, 2016 09:13 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 10, 2016 09:13 AM (0ox1R)
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2016 09:13 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:08 AM (J+eG2)
I have grabbed the pussy and I shan't stop grabbing until I am stopped!
Posted by: Donald the Ripper at October 10, 2016 09:15 AM (RD7QR)
It might have been a shit-show last night.
But, it was Hillary's shit-show.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 08:48 AM (J+eG2)
Explains why the fly was drawn to her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 10, 2016 09:15 AM (jxbfJ)
And his wife's enabling attacks against his victims.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:15 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: nuke it from orbit at October 10, 2016 09:15 AM (gtd1H)
Seconded.
And with Fen as our Horde Chaplain, I think we have the important posts filled.
No, no, we need someone in charge of Sexual Consent Scoldings, I mean lectures.
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 10, 2016 09:15 AM (gTQoY)
Seconded.
And with Fen as our Horde Chaplain, I think we have the important posts filled.
No, no, we need someone in charge of Sexual Consent Scoldings, I mean lectures.
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 10, 2016 09:15 AM (gTQoY)
I consent to be scolded, if there's spanking involved.
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at October 10, 2016 09:17 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Old Country Boy at October 10, 2016 09:17 AM (H2VXv)
Hell, I nominate him for a starring roll in a movie with Nicolas Cage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Did he exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role with a Cage?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2016 09:17 AM (IqV8l)
Is there a sign-up sheet?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:18 AM (J+eG2)
And his wife's enabling attacks against his victims.
Which is why it fails. Every. Single. Time.
And why it makes Trump appear to be untouchable. It's not that he is, but that anything he has said, PALES by comparison.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 09:18 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2016 09:18 AM (/O5Ax)
You go into it with the Candidate you have.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:02 AM (J+eG2)
The only conclusion I can draw is that our dear GOPe leaders don't want "their" candidate, they really want the other candidate because with Hillary the graft will keep on flowing for them and the Congressional perks will remain unchanged!
As for the peasants, "Let them eat cake!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2016 09:19 AM (wCEn4)
And then? The oral sex!
Posted by: Wicked Bad Naughty Zoot
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 09:19 AM (NsI03)
Wouldn't even shoplift Ben and Jerry's. I would take a pint out and leave it on a dry goods shelf, but this only punishes the store -not the fat assholes in VT.
Posted by: nuke it from orbit
Sounds like a good thing to do at a Target store.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2016 09:19 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 09:20 AM (zEHXl)
Seconded.
And with Fen as our Horde Chaplain, I think we have the important posts filled.
The motion has been presented and seconded. We now need a voice vote.
All in favor say "Aye".
Aye.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 09:21 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2016 09:21 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: nuke it from orbit
Sounds like a good thing to do at a Target store.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2016 09:19 AM (IqV8l)
when there were actually book stores you could go to ( I know there are still a few) I used to turn over the left wing books so you could not see the title
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 09:21 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:22 AM (J+eG2)
348 Posted by: Mama AJ at October 10, 2016 09:15 AM (gTQoY)
We also need an AoS armorer!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2016 09:21 AM (wCEn4)
Horde is their own armorer. We're kind of pro-active like that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2016 09:22 AM (QnPc0)
For those who don't know or recall, Lucroy is a catcher who turned down a late season trade to the Indians, preferring Texas instead. Texas was eliminated from the playoffs last night in a 3-0 Blue Jays fisting.
http://tinyurl.com/h9oc75h
Posted by: MTF at October 10, 2016 09:22 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2016 09:22 AM (wCEn4)
I'm copying that to send to my congressman Meehan who is one of those who jumped ship. I can't imagine why he would withdraw support when so many democrats in his district are supporting Trump. The only reason the Trump signs are staying up on lawns around here, not getting stolen and/or defaced like the McCain and Romney stuff - is because the union guys are almost 100% behind The Donald.
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2016 09:23 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2016 09:22 AM (QnPc0)
But I have been assured, "We're stronger together!"
/s
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2016 09:23 AM (wCEn4)
Me, too!! Those words are meaningless.
Someone needs to ask her "How did you take responsibility? You said it was a mistake - then you deleted tens of thousands of them, and then insisted on printing out the remaining ones, making it more difficult to search them. That's not 'taking responsibility,' that's compounding a so-called 'mistake' with malfeasance and obstruction."
Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2016 09:23 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: walknot at October 10, 2016 09:24 AM (FnHBZ)
Breaking news: Evidence emerges suggesting that in early 1937 Amelia Earhart was ready to claim that Donald Trump kissed her without consent.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Contact!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2016 09:24 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 10, 2016 09:24 AM (yPvUH)
Bing has a headline that Nancy O'Dell is saddened by Trump's lewd comments.
A moment of silence, if you please, out of respect for Nancy O'Dell's sad.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at October 10, 2016 09:24 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 09:24 AM (zp+j1)
The motion has been presented and seconded. We now need a voice vote.
All in favor say "Aye".
AYE
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 10, 2016 09:24 AM (jxbfJ)
Thanks, but steam propulsion is my specialty.
That, and collecting .22.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:24 AM (J+eG2)
Horde is their own armorer. We're kind of pro-active like that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2016 09:22 AM (QnPc0)
SECONDED. All in favor?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 10, 2016 09:25 AM (jxbfJ)
leave it on a dry goods shelf, but this only punishes the store -not the
fat assholes in VT.
Thought they had sold the co. to Unilever and just remain on as figureheads.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2016 09:25 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bill's fly at October 10, 2016 09:26 AM (SMzRL)
SECONDED. All in favor?"
*Raises paw*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:26 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 10, 2016 09:26 AM (gTQoY)
He threw Robert Rules of Order and hit them in the face. They are stunned he isnt using the GOP playbook
He is using the lefts tactics against the left, and somehow they are stunned
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 09:26 AM (zEHXl)
"I nominate Village Idiot's Apprentice for the Armorer post!"
No offense meant to VIA, but do you really want an armorer who can't even make it to full Village Idiot rank?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (QnPc0)
They are grabbing a pussy while there is still one as Commander in Chief.
Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (/O5Ax)
I wonder if they have evidence that the tape was doctored or heavily edited. Would blunt any future stuff taken out of context.
I bet he just flat out denies the next one.
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (qaWk6)
Posted by: rexbatt at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (woA40)
leave it on a dry goods shelf, but this only punishes the store -not the
fat assholes in VT.
Thought they had sold the co. to Unilever and just remain on as figureheads.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2016 09:25 AM (NOIQH)
then you would think Unilever would tell them to STFU?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (zEHXl)
That, and collecting .22.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:24 AM (J+eG2)
We're gonna need steam when the grid goes down, so...
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (wCEn4)
This will be a landslide, barring any large turn-out of the dead and willfully ignorant.
Posted by: melodicmetal at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (7XY13)
Primary Don knows what is coming from the Bush/Clintons and the GOP and he put them all on notice last night. He spoke to the people and the people listened.
The Political class still does not get it.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (Hpenq)
Posted by: Max Power at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (J+eG2)
All in favor say "Aye".
AYE
The Ayes have it. Motion passes.
Muldoon is the AoSHQ Poet Laureate.
Fenelonspoke is the AoSHQ Chaplain.
Congratulations to all.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 09:27 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 10, 2016 09:28 AM (2ot48)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 10, 2016 09:28 AM (yPvUH)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 09:28 AM (zEHXl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 09:28 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: madamemayhem at October 10, 2016 09:29 AM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Max Power at October 10, 2016 09:29 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Emmie at October 10, 2016 09:29 AM (xVuS6)
Rest assured that these will be fake, but accurate. You have my word.
Posted by: Dan Rather at October 10, 2016 09:29 AM (Z58Xa)
Trump would have won simply by not losing control of the narrative.
You hear the yelp when he threw the Special Prosecutor rock?
Somebodies dog got hit with that one.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:30 AM (J+eG2)
No offense meant to VIA, but do you really want an armorer who can't even make it to full Village Idiot rank?
Securing the nomination would allow him to move from apprentice to master.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 09:30 AM (NsI03)
Hillary said 1/4 of the population was sub-human.
By all means, let's burn Trump.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 09:30 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 09:30 AM (zEHXl)
Don't forget the blue paint a la Braveheart and a large contingent screeaming the Rebel Yell!
Should be a lovely sight to behold!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2016 09:30 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Lester Holt: Registered Republican at October 10, 2016 09:31 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean
Was she the star in the pron movie
Farmer in the Odell?
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 09:31 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 10, 2016 09:31 AM (yPvUH)
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/785299709342654465
For those that can't/don't want to see it on Twitter, it's the official NBC News twitter feed that says the following:
FACT CHECK: Trump says Clinton "acid washed" her email server. She did not.
Then there's a graphic that says:
NOPE
The Claim: Trump says Clinton "acid washed" her email server.
The Truth: Clinton's team used an app called BleachBit; she did not use a corrosive chemical.
You know what? I am beginning to believe it's not Aspie level literalism. I think that way way way way too many people who view themselves as literate and high skilled in communications have never heard of basic rhetorical devices such as hyperbole and allusions.
We are officially under a month now. May the insanity of Cthulhu tide us over until then.
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 10, 2016 09:31 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:31 AM (J+eG2)
It at least distracts the locals how messed up their own lot is.
Posted by: Buckeye Aboad at October 10, 2016 09:32 AM (E8UjU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 09:28 AM (zp+j1)
Having never been in the real world, their only experience has been with teachers/professors.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 10, 2016 09:32 AM (KUaJL)
Their famaging revelation is that he kissed a pretty girl on the cheek when meeting her, in public
Horrors!
Hillary really should not go down that road
There is also rumor that he said bad words on the set if the apprentice
Whatever
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 09:33 AM (zEHXl)
Supposed to have some relationship?
They were rape victims, Bob. They were confronting their rapist, something that would earn them enshrinement in the Feminism Hall of Fame and provide fodder for a thousand movies and books if Trump had been the rapist instead of Saint William. In the words of Clinton's spokesman, Bob, go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 10, 2016 09:33 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at October 10, 2016 09:33 AM (U0lQa)
Horde.
If I go Lefty sock puppetting again, will I get instabanhammered? Because that makes me sad.
On the other hand, I really really really want to do it.
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 10, 2016 09:33 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:33 AM (J+eG2)
The Truth: Clinton's team used an app called BleachBit; she did not use a corrosive chemical.
Radio guy was speculating that Trump used the offhand quip as a way of making them 'prove him wrong' by repeating the fact that she scrubbed her server. IOW, re-telling people she's a crook.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 09:34 AM (mBYZv)
They should support Trump instead, because it only gets worse from here.
I say to the GOPe, to Rick Wilson and his ilk: Trump is your best option and not your worst.
Posted by: MTF at October 10, 2016 09:34 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 08:40 AM (qCMvj)
=============================
Is this something you've heard?
Anything is possible in this one, but with four weeks left in the race you know it will still gat far uglier.
Posted by: MTF at October 10, 2016 08:49 AM (/m8T6)
yeah, I heard some papers were filed
but who knows
I don't believe anything until it happens but I know the democrats and especially the clinton's will do ANYTHING it takes - even create a fake video
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 09:34 AM (qCMvj)
Why? Because we hate you!!
G O F U K O F F
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 09:34 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 09:34 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:35 AM (J+eG2)
The Truth: Clinton's team used an app called BleachBit; she did not use a corrosive chemical.
You know what? I am beginning to believe it's not Aspie level literalism. I think that way way way way too many people who view themselves as literate and high skilled in communications have never heard of basic rhetorical devices such as hyperbole and allusions.
Another thing they don't realize?
In an allegorical sense, sodium chloride IS a corrosive chemical.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 09:35 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 09:35 AM (zEHXl)
Senile old fart. What then did Miz Venezuela prove?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2016 09:35 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 10, 2016 09:36 AM (yPvUH)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2016 09:36 AM (NOIQH)
Thanks. I am not sure why these elected republicans - who allegedly are mostly seasoned veterans of campaigns and should have the best PR flaks working for them - can't seem to swat this stuff easily. I look at this as an easy deflection of any negative to me if I am some repub congresscriter and a chance to easily slap lots of blame on how disgusting the Democrats are, and show all the crappy things have done, etc. And you will note I did not even go into the deplorable (there's that word again!) race-relations fomented by Hitlery and Obama, the destruction of the black community by Democrats and the utter disdain they have for legal, hispanic immigrants who obey the rule of law.
Full disclosure - I did work on advising a few campaigns back in the day on legal and PR issues in the Northeast. But I was a an absolute minor player in the industry and went on to do something completely different for a career. That being said - this should be easier than shooting fish in a barrel; and the jackhole GOPe'rs can't even handle it at all. I mean WTF?!
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 10, 2016 09:36 AM (Fb9aZ)
The Left? Which seems to think that humiliating, objectifying and debasing women are OK as long as it is labeled, "art.?"
Trump supporters? Who know a set-up when they see it and who with every attempt by the msm to hand the race to HRC doubledown on their support for The Donald? ( the crowd of supporters which showed up outside of Trump Tower was fabulous!!)
NeverTrumpers/the establishmentGOP? Who were not onboard to begin with and are just looking for any justification to bail?
Trump is an alpha-male and HRC is a shrew. In the real world, anything he does that's even remotely alpha behavior gets him fans whether consciously or unconsciously. Maybe only the msm was aghast at the vid because it actually helps him win against the emasculating shrew.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 10, 2016 09:36 AM (oQQwD)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 09:36 AM (zEHXl)
Posted by: A Blinkin at October 10, 2016 09:28 AM (2ot4
The fly landed in one of the most heavily botoxed and filled areas of her (normally) sagging face.
She probably couldn't feel it at all.
Plus, all the meds just to get her thru the hour without having one of her screaming fits or sitting there empty-headed while smacking her gums (which she did a few times before catching herself)-
there's no way she even knew the fly was on her face.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 10, 2016 09:37 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 09:37 AM (qCMvj)
Why is the Horde armoring up? I mean besides the usual reasons.
You know, one year I was going to write the Horde vs. the Zombie Apocalypse for NaNoWriMo but realized it would be one paragraph of the zombies showing up at a MoMee and the Horde dispatching them forthwith and then 49,873 words of describing all the booze that was drunk. Okay. Fine. There would be a good 12,372 words of that describing the weaponry used.
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 10, 2016 09:38 AM (mf5HN)
They are clueless about how effective Trump was. All this prudish crap (ask foreigners about this stuff) was originally supposed to hurt Trump with Evangelicals --
Back when Bill Clinton was going through his stuff our coastal betters told us we should be more like the open minded Europeans who all had mistresses.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2016 09:38 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 09:38 AM (zEHXl)
supposed to have some relationship with one of the candidate's spouses.
What is that supposed to prove"?
Kathy Shelton was cruelly cross-examined by Hillary.
Paula Jones was awarded a settlement by Clinton, and IIRC, he admitted what he did to her under oath (memory's fuzzy).
Those are not supposed relationships.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2016 09:38 AM (NOIQH)
Weasel Zipper
She is the head of the Church of England. A failure of any form of moral leadership is the reason here. This can be fixed but it takes a fighter and an understanding of the stakes. Something that may no longer exist across the pond. The left is putting their own neck in the noose.
Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at October 10, 2016 09:38 AM (YSzRR)
Posted by: Roy at October 10, 2016 09:39 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 08:40 AM (qCMvj)
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Is this something you've heard?
Anything is possible in this one, but with four weeks left in the race you know it will still gat far uglier.
Posted by: MTF at October 10, 2016 08:49 AM (/m8T6)
yeah, I heard some papers were filed
but who knows
I don't believe anything until it happens but I know the democrats and especially the clinton's will do ANYTHING it takes - even create a fake video
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 09:34 AM (qCMvj
Case was dismissed in California. It was refilled in NY and dismissed. Refiled again with Ronnie Abrams as the judge recently, the SISTER of ABC legal analyst Dan Abrams, And she let it move forward.
The media and everybody has known about it for the past year and it is so full of holes and phoney, in the words of Ted Cruz why now?
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 10, 2016 09:39 AM (Hpenq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 09:39 AM (qCMvj)
And a meme is borne.
Which will become my verbatim go to phrase.
Because it forces people to admit that Trump isn't the only person that uses socially unacceptable language.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2016 09:39 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 10, 2016 09:39 AM (yPvUH)
Whatever
Then the producers of the show should have fired him immediately.
What they didn't?
Then screw them too.
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2016 09:39 AM (8ikIW)
Because our political class is so transparently corrupt and incompetent, someone eventually was going to fleece them at their game. They aren't even good at it anymore. They're beginning to realize that they've done this to themselves. Trump is the roar of nature rushing in to fill the vacuum.
Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at October 10, 2016 09:40 AM (V4XjU)
With the Federal government at it's lowest point with regards to legitimacy how will that play out?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 10, 2016 09:40 AM (ZefZk)
Posted by: Roy at October 10, 2016 09:40 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 10, 2016 09:40 AM (zEHXl)
Kellyanne Conway accuses some Republican congressmen of lewd behavior
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 09:41 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 10, 2016 09:41 AM (wCEn4)
In all, the Pope named 17 new cardinals, including 13 who are under 80 years old and therefore eligible to participate in the conclave electing the next pope.
Notably, in his selection for cardinals from among the United States bishops, Francis named the recently appointed archbishop of Chicago, Blaise Cupich, a man with impeccable liberal credentials. He also broke with protocol by choosing Archbishop William Tobin of Indianapolis, a relatively small archdiocese never before considered important enough to have a cardinal at its helm.
A fore shadowing of what is to come with the Federal Bench of The FAB is elected
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2016 09:41 AM (zp+j1)
It's our nature.
It's what we do.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 10, 2016 09:41 AM (J+eG2)
Then there's a graphic that says:
NOPE
LMAO!!!!
Posted by: Max Power at October 10, 2016 09:41 AM (QCc6B)
I don't recall any apologies and "take responsibility"-ies for his alleged groping of longbows.
Nor for any comments about a significant number of Hordlings being in "an ammo can full of .45 ACPs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2016 09:42 AM (OF/aZ)
every woman knows this is true
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 09:42 AM (qCMvj)
If they're referring to what she said on MSNBC, she did not say GOP Congressmen, just Congressmen - thought it was kinda obvious she was alluding to Teddy Kennedy and the WA dude who kept a diary of his sexual harassment.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2016 09:42 AM (NOIQH)
Call me.
I suddenly have some unexpected free time on my hands
Posted by: Billy Busch at October 10, 2016 09:43 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 09:43 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Buck Ofama at October 10, 2016 09:43 AM (802n7)
"kitties and puppies 2020" with a puppy pic
I tweeted back about HRC and Obama friend Chavez, and that they eat puppies and kitties in Venezuela now to survive, cuz socialism sux
ha ... she tweeted back "that took a sharp left turn"
One chance Trump has to penetrate Hillary's protective media bubble, funny that their response is to tell people ..."close your eyes and dream of puppies, the bad man will go away soon" ha
Posted by: illiniwek at October 10, 2016 09:45 AM (n6rAX)
>>Aspie level literalism. I think that way way way
>>way too many people who view themselves as
>>literate and high skilled in communications
They are so desperate to come up with a Trump falsehood that theyll admit the underlying crime in refuting his hyperbole.
Elemental, Dr Watson.
Posted by: JEM at October 10, 2016 09:45 AM (TppKb)
Whether he'll release them, he won't say.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 09:39 AM
Please, no! A Yokopalooza is nothing compared to a Geraldo sex tape. Who among the Horde would sacrifice themselves to watch it and 'take one for the Team'?
A new AoSHQ Membership Level would have to be created.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2016 09:47 AM (OF/aZ)
Horde.
If I go Lefty sock puppetting again, will I get instabanhammered? Because that makes me sad.
On the other hand, I really really really want to do it.
Posted by: alexthechick - The Exalted Reverend Doctor Architect Darth Sugartits, JD at October 10, 2016 09:33 AM (mf5HN)
Well, as long as you're gentle. And there's spanking. (Ducks, runs.)
Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at October 10, 2016 09:48 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine"
Furthermore:
"Don't forget the blue paint a la Braveheart and a large contingent screeaming the Rebel Yell!
Should be a lovely sight to behold!
Posted by: Hrothgar"
Thanks for the lovely images .... sounds like a Horde that would make The Lord Humongous wilt up like a Republican and "just walk away" !
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at October 10, 2016 09:48 AM (Z8DIA)
And go write the Horde vs Zombies story.
The remaining thirty days until the 'lection is just a curtain raiser on the 90 days of lame duck wanton insanity the Mandarins of the DC Uniparty will commit to leave scorched earth for Trump to be blamed for.
So yes keep stockpiling.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2016 09:48 AM (5UyEo)
Whether he'll release them, he won't say.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 09:39 AM
Please, no! A Yokopalooza is nothing compared to a Geraldo sex tape. Who among the Horde would sacrifice themselves to watch it and 'take one for the Team'?
A new AoSHQ Membership Level would have to be created.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2016 09:47 AM (OF/aZ)
Sorry, tapes on Trump in interviews with Trump. Although he says Trump never used the "p" word with him.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 10, 2016 09:48 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2016 09:48 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 10, 2016 09:49 AM (u0lmX)
Mika doesn't look happy this morning. And she actually went after the GOPe tools who jumped ship on Trump:
https://youtu.be/i5h17ES_DII
Posted by: Gran of the Deplorables at October 10, 2016 09:50 AM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2016 09:51 AM (5UyEo)
He has apparently been isolated by much of the Republican Party, because he has not fled from Donald Trump.
I'll give him this much, he has the courage of his convictions.
The rest of the Republicans, not so much.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 10, 2016 09:51 AM (RFeQD)
During the 2008 cycle, the Obama signs were out nonstop from springtime until after November. The lawns were carpeted with Obama swag. I'm not implying the residents are anti-HRC as a voting bloc, it's just not the crawl over broken glass feeling I get from the last two presidentials.
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2016 09:53 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Ripley
Ask him why his lying buddy, Dan Rather, got fired from CBS, after the 2004 Presidential campaign.
Asked and answered.
Thanks Bob.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at October 10, 2016 09:53 AM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 10, 2016 09:54 AM (0ox1R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2016 09:55 AM (5UyEo)
I really don't think Chelsea is Webb's kid, Looks enough like both Bill and Hillary.
But the picture on Drudge of Bill and chelsea was great!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2016 08:29 AM (EnGQE)
1) Suspend your disbelief and look up some photos of Webb and that lower lip. Read up on the eye color that can't be the product of Bill/Hill.2) She's been having surgeries to disguise the look of Webb.3) http://tinyurl.com/hbfafl2
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 10, 2016 10:01 AM (L2UGl)
I just ignore the media now. They're liars and idiots.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at October 10, 2016 10:01 AM (vyqqu)
I think Amanda Marcott just f**ing fainted on her f***ing fainting couch from f***ing outrage.
Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2016 10:02 AM (1BQGO)
Not a single Hitlery sign to be seen, where there were multiple Obummr signs in the two preceding campaigns.
And the black gents in the 'hood here, are quietly but solidly pro-trump.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2016 10:02 AM (v5iqM)
every woman knows this is true
~~~
Yep, Megyn's response (something like) "We'll have you on later to talk about those things" seemed more like "Oh, do I have stories to tell!"
Also, Megyn claims she 'endured' harassment a decade ago from Ailes... once she attained the 'top rung', she let everyone know about it.
Now, she says of Broaddrick "She said, under oath, nothing had ever happened (with Billy Jeff)"--um, two words Megyn-- Vince Foster
Posted by: socalcon at October 10, 2016 10:05 AM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 10, 2016 10:07 AM (L2UGl)
the 90 days of lame duck wanton insanity the Mandarins of the DC
Uniparty will commit to leave scorched earth for Trump to be blamed for.
You mean wonton insanity, right?
Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at October 10, 2016 10:43 AM (L2UGl)
Posted by: Bev at October 10, 2016 11:14 AM (oLWaF)
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