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Pre-Overnight Open Thread
I have a series of appointments tomorrow. I'm putting some posts into draft, and I'll hopefully get to put a couple up on the run during the day, but I'll be out of the office most of the day.
If any coblogs have something, please fire away.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 08:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 08:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: tbodie at September 29, 2016 08:54 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 08:54 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable powering through at September 29, 2016 08:55 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: tbodie at September 29, 2016 08:55 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 08:55 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 08:56 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2016 08:56 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: tbodie at September 29, 2016 08:56 PM (WrQfI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 29, 2016 08:56 PM (gdnq1)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 08:57 PM (Enq6K)
Is that nice Hope-Not person still posting here?
I have some ideas for going after county clerks and registrars who I think were not really strongly behind Cruz.
Posted by: Nice Christian Ballet Moms Who Say "Fuck off" at September 29, 2016 08:57 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Loren T. Mofo at September 29, 2016 08:58 PM (w5cak)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 08:58 PM (QDnY+)
sometimes, like the Baghadvad Gita, my language is metaphorical, allegorical, and poetical
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 08:59 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 08:59 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Gem at September 29, 2016 08:59 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 29, 2016 09:00 PM (gdnq1)
I did at least convince this one lady to vote for Darryl Glenn because (quoting myself) "if Hillary does win, and the Senate flips, this will be a one... party... state".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 29, 2016 09:00 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2016 09:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 29, 2016 09:01 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: tbodie at September 29, 2016 09:01 PM (WrQfI)
Also, I'm going to hopefully get diagnosed with IT band syndrome, which I actually have, but if I have a doctor's note, I can get the thing worked on a by a clinical massage therapist and insurance will cover part of it.
It's kind of expensive.
but when you're over 28, as I barely am, and are physically active, you really need a lot of work keeping your muscles in some kind of decent shape.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:01 PM (dciA+)
Limerick motherfucker, do you speak it!?!
Posted by: Sock of Seamus Muldoon (not Seamus for realz don't ban me) at September 29, 2016 09:01 PM (/kYMn)
Posted by: The HQ secretary at September 29, 2016 09:02 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 29, 2016 09:02 PM (Ee2nz)
"Idiots" is more apt, wouldn't you say?
Not there is any shortage of them, or that they are concentrated in any one demo.
When some of us note that the electorate is degraded, we're not referring exclusively to Dem voters.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2016 09:03 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Arch Stanton at September 29, 2016 09:03 PM (5/RsJ)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 09:03 PM (0BkbS)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 29, 2016 09:04 PM (6FqZa)
Surely you don't imagine that ace just sits at his kitchen table, wearing nothing but underwear and a dirty smile?
*that's MY shtick*
No no no. He has a fully equipped, nay luxurious, ewok office cave with all the latest gadgets, such as an internet modem.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2016 09:04 PM (gyKtp)
I had no idea if I had flat feet but I figured, eh, my feet hurt, I doubt my stride is proper, so I'll get them.
So I've been wearing those, without knowing if I should be wearing them. Maybe it's screwing my shit all up.
So i gotta ask him about that.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (+q52R)
Posted by: Logray at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (B9bA9)
Posted by: Ace's Secretary at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (0BkbS)
Posted by: Gem at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (uaHyk)
i was out running errands for my current project though!
someone named Weaver posted they throw tomahawks.
Posted by: concrete girl prepping for winter at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (twqGn)
Sort of ironic that he'd have to become even more unnaturally restrained and strategic to assuage the clueless sensibilities of suburban ballet moms.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: seamrog at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (R+nj5)
i'm stretching most days. it all just keeps knotting back up.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Fritz at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (lXKwL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 09:06 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:06 PM (QDnY+)
that's awesome. I wonder who he is. I'd like some pointers.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:06 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Gem at September 29, 2016 09:06 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 08:59 PM (dciA+)
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You're almost always poetical, ace. Glad to see you're perking up a bit.
Speaking of the gita, it says the secret to happiness is to do your duty and not attach to the fruits of your actions. You're doing your duty, man. If Hilliary or Trump wins, don't attach. We'll survive somehow, or we won't. It's all good.
Posted by: Lymond at September 29, 2016 09:07 PM (wH6vD)
Posted by: The HQ sports doc at September 29, 2016 09:07 PM (Tyii7)
If you go to YouTube and search, you can find all sorts of knife-throwing videos, one by this cute Asian girl who tells you to start with cheap butter knives from Walmart. The idea is that they're not going to hurt you if they bounce back and they're cheap as hell so you can buy 20. And because you're a noob, you don't need any kind of expensive throwing knife yet anyway.
very interesting hobby.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:07 PM (dciA+)
I had a bad case of Plantar one winter from an ill fitting pair of boots and a couple of weeks hunting the sand dunes.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 09:07 PM (0BkbS)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 29, 2016 09:08 PM (H5rtT)
You work out of an office?
That changes everything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 29, 2016 09:08 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 08:59 PM (dciA+)
and faggotical.
IT band syndrome. Gonna hurt a tad to fix it.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 09:08 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 09:09 PM (DW+jj)
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UnicodeEncodeError: 'latin-1' codec can't encode character u'\u2019' in position 33: ordinal not in range(256)
Who this bitch be? All I'm trying to do is post a Comey comment.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 29, 2016 09:09 PM (5hp5+)
i really like learning languages. It just feels empowering to see a foreign language and comprehend it.
There is a powerful magic in words. All systems of magic posit that somehow magic flows from the power of words (often words from old languages).
I just find it very cool to look at something that appeared to be gibberish to me several years ago and read it smoothly.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 09:10 PM (0BkbS)
Answer: no idea!
First, there's so many different aspects to address.
But as I have said (again today, thread below), I don't see the "burning times" as kinetic, physical, violent - for the most part.
I see them as structural, institutional, social - and already well under way.
Most advice would apply even in better times - financial modesty and diversification (meaning: if possible, source of income, or destination of savings, outside the big public retail markets ...... rental property, etc.), a prudent armory (17 firearms not required), and some short-term consumables depending on your locale/climate etc.
Bet
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:10 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Locke Common at September 29, 2016 09:10 PM (OOOxn)
i know, huh?
and i heard vionics take a bit to get used to.
Posted by: concrete girl prepping for winter at September 29, 2016 09:10 PM (twqGn)
Posted by: ryukyu at September 29, 2016 09:10 PM (5hp5+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 29, 2016 09:10 PM (zc3Db)
Answer: no idea!
First, there's so many different aspects to address.
But as I have said (again today, thread below), I don't see the "burning times" as kinetic, physical, violent - for the most part.
I see them as structural, institutional, social - and already well under way.
Most advice would apply even in better times - financial modesty and diversification (meaning: if possible, source of income, or destination of savings, outside the big public retail markets ...... rental property, etc.), a prudent armory (17 firearms not required), and some short-term consumables depending on your locale/climate etc.
Beyond that? Not sure.
Have sort of lost faith/respect for most of the country and populace anyway, don't really care about them, just feel like I'm visiting.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:12 PM (QDnY+)
I don't know if that's gonna require a full or a half barrelin'?
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 09:12 PM (0BkbS)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:12 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 29, 2016 09:12 PM (lf/U1)
I switched to minimalist shoes and my feet have never been happier even though I work on concrete floors. My feet are visibly more muscular as well since I switched. They have also become more flexible because I purposely walk on uneven surfaces whenever I get the chance.
Posted by: Emmie at September 29, 2016 09:13 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 29, 2016 09:13 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 29, 2016 09:13 PM (0BkbS)
Posted by: ryukyu at September 29, 2016 09:10 PM (5hp5+)
All that over one little illegal quote mark ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 29, 2016 09:13 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Gem at September 29, 2016 09:13 PM (uaHyk)
There is an office.
Well isn't that just peachy. An office. I wish I had a fancy office! We we were young we worked in the mines and factories!
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2016 09:13 PM (Sfs6o)
**Squirt**
Posted by: Dick Morris at September 29, 2016 09:14 PM (0BkbS)
As I was walking away, he tried for first a donation, then failing that to get the book back. Bite me, orange crustacean. You said free.
But I got headaches trying to plow thru that book.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2016 09:14 PM (gyKtp)
UnicodeEncodeError: 'latin-1' codec can't encode character u'\u2019' in position 33: ordinal not in range(256)
All the above spew is traceback of all the calls, which file called which.
The forum software, which ain't exactly the best in the world, choked on a unicode character. This can happen when you copy and paste stuff.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 09:14 PM (DW+jj)
If the comment you're trying to copy and paste has any , or ' or " or - either paste it into notepad and then copy that and paste it here or replace all the ' , " - with your own.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 09:14 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2016 09:14 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dciA+)
Math is a language.....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 29, 2016 09:14 PM (1qrFE)
I've really never felt more stable and nimble.
Posted by: Emmie at September 29, 2016 09:15 PM (xVuS6)
Eureka!
I was not aware IT Syndrome allowed one to get the hot chickz to give you a deep tissue massage ala Al Gore's chakra...
Back in the Stone Age when I got hypertrophic Ibio Tibial Syndrome they made me do a lot of stretching and limping.....
...
Posted by: sven10077
I am also over 28, and a couple years ago I blew my rotator cuffs out with some poor-form wood-chopping.
The physical therapy, covered by insurance mostly, was like being treated by the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.
And to think I gave up on my dream of going into Physical Therapy...
Posted by: Oedipus at September 29, 2016 09:17 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 09:17 PM (vhW1R)
What happened to French?
I'm good with Spanish as the new official second AOSHQ language. I've got Portspanol from Portuguese, so can fake Spanish, with funny spellings, and except for those little wavy things over some vowels, I don't need any special characters (which I utterly lack, being unable to afford the Platinum Membership with Ampersand Option).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:18 PM (QDnY+)
I sometimes confuse therapists with terrorists.
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2016 09:18 PM (+q52R)
Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2016 09:19 PM (z/Ubi)
That's impressive. I can't say that I've ever seen muscular feet. I didn't think feet even really had muscles. I'll have to ask yankeefifth about that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 29, 2016 09:19 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 29, 2016 09:19 PM (/+VTF)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 29, 2016 09:19 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:19 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Lymond at September 29, 2016 09:20 PM (wH6vD)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 29, 2016 09:20 PM (H5rtT)
The loss of Internet shopping will defiantly stretch out my miserable savings. A strategic stockpile in toilet paper, brass and lead (the new currency), needed Rx drugs, and trade goods like ValuRite miniatures is a goal.
I agree that we are being targeted today by forces of evil, and the burning times are already underway. Our browser history is a window into our soul, and we have a panopticon culture online.
In addition, diversity trumps merit more and more, with predictable results. Reinforcing failure is not a stable strategy for a thriving country.
Strong local networks, and don't be a jerk of a neighbor is on my list. I expect to have my spouse and I denied expensive medical care, as the powers that be cross reference voter records with health records.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2016 09:20 PM (u82oZ)
1. Cholestorol Test. 8:30
2. Sean Duffy's Garbage. 10:45
3. Bail Bondsman. 1:15
4. Lunch w/ Mom. 1:30
5. Masturbate. 3:25
6. Appear before Israeli tank. 6:27.
The Life of Reilly, I tellsya......
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2016 09:21 PM (EUMr7)
Difference between a terrorist and a therapist?
A terrorist can't make you talk.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 29, 2016 09:20 PM (H5rtT)
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2016 09:21 PM (+q52R)
Got new running shoes today, if the rain holds off I may try to get a run in before work. And I'm bow-legged as hell, so I am a natural, IIRC, under-pronator, so I need to work on my form. Been out of running for a couple years, my form has gotten sloppy.
Worst-case, I may dig out my smelly Vibram Five-Fingers. They're hell on your calves until you build them up, but they force you to land mid-step and flat-footed, or else you end up with a concussion from the heel-strikes vibrating your whole body all the way up to your head, lol.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 29, 2016 09:21 PM (CXLVd)
Did some research on the Internet, and found these guys: https://heelthatpain.com/
Eh, for $29 for their HTP heel seats, it's worth a shot. Within weeks, the pain was gone. I went through several sets of them, but no longer use them, because no need at all. My feet are fine. Just came back from a mile or more walk on a gravel road, no problem at all.
Not a shill, or a shareholder, just a satisfied customer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 09:21 PM (o9m/V)
Ah....plantar fasciitis.
It sucks donkey dick.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 09:14 PM (DW+jj)
Yeah ... but it never posts that. It returns that annoying error page that forces you to go back and search through the little textbox to see where the offending characters are and replace them ... over and over and over until you get all the little buggers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 29, 2016 09:21 PM (zc3Db)
What happened to French?
I learned it, pretty much. I'm in the last year of learning it. I'm speaking it. It will take a while to get good at speaking it but this is the last hurdle.
i've got nuances to add and stuff and I want to know more slang but as far as standard french, i'm pretty decent now.
well, okay, let me take some of that back: You can never know a foreign language completely. When I read novels I have to look up a lot of of words. There are always more words to know.
but that's the sort of thing that just takes constant use. it's not really learning it at that point, it's just using it. Like kids pick up new vocab mostly from reading and using the language, not studying vocab itself.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (dciA+)
Film at eleven.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (9iR5/)
ace has an office?
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 08:57 PM (Enq6K)
My guess? An old boxcar he took over after killing the hobo that lived there.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (NbJXF)
There have been weirdos in clown suits in upstate New York. Anyone else hearing about clowns on your local news?
Posted by: FireHorse at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (lf/U1)
Posted by: Emmie at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (xVuS6)
i'm into my movie collection instead....for free.
re: david bowie
the wes anderson/bill murray movie, 'life aquatic' has the most bitchin soundtrack. mostly bowie, but another guy in the movie plays acoustic guitar and translates bowie songs to portuguese. really cool.
Posted by: concrete girl prepping for winter at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (twqGn)
I think we need to oppose them all.
Posted by: Emily Litella's ghost at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Lymond at September 29, 2016 09:23 PM (wH6vD)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 29, 2016 09:23 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Emmie at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (xVuS6)
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Emmie . . . . look where we are!
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 09:24 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:24 PM (NbJXF)
Been too busy buying seltzer spraying flowers and duct tape.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2016 09:24 PM (EUMr7)
Interesting....
I tried the heel pads, and they did nothing. Then a friend who had the same thing suggested arch supports, and they were like fvcking magic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:24 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable
Also known as a phone booth at the pool hall.
Posted by: Aviator at September 29, 2016 09:24 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at September 29, 2016 09:24 PM (sqpGi)
Yes. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. My guess, it's a guerilla marketing campaign for the "It" remake.
Posted by: no good deed at September 29, 2016 09:25 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 29, 2016 09:25 PM (CNHr1)
It sucks donkey dick.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Yup....rest, ice and stretching plus light duty till it heals up. Takes awhile and has shouldn't come back but every one who begins running or working out gets it sooner or later. Small tears cause pain upon healing, and when you move in the morning ouch!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2016 09:25 PM (ej1L0)
I can't believe you guys are teasing me about muscular feet!
Posted by: Emmie at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (xVuS6)
Bring something else up and we'll tease you about that...we're flexible.
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2016 09:25 PM (+q52R)
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2016 09:26 PM (Sfs6o)
http://tinyurl.com/jqdpdgb
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:26 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:26 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I'm a big fan of Super Feet inserts. During the summer, my Chacos have a nice arch on them, but just tonight I dug out my Super Feet and put them in my every-day boots.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 29, 2016 09:26 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2016 09:26 PM (Sfs6o)
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Ah, you're a conservationist, I see.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 09:26 PM (xpSCc)
every couple of weeks my feet get powerful, painful cramps from the midfoot through the toes.
i can't predict what will cause it and don't know what to do to stop it. I take aleve or advil when they come, and that gets rid of it in 20 minutes, but... you know, if I can fix it, I'd like to fix it.
i think the vionics may be helping as I get it less. but it would be good to have an actual doctor's opinion on it.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:27 PM (dciA+)
For one thing, you can now speak directly with SecState Kerry, without a translator.
Correct about the vocab thing. And the need to keep using/hearing/speaking. I am trying to regularly watch Russian TV news online, but my herculean indolence usually wins out.
For some reason have lost the passion for Portuguese, so that's just the occasional public encounter (very distinctive small Brazilian accent I can pick out in one sentence, and usually surprise them by going right into Portuguese - continental/African would be different but don't run into those very often).
German is revived intermittently mostly from the endnotes of history books.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Aviator at September 29, 2016 09:27 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: JEM at September 29, 2016 09:27 PM (3W8Vm)
Posted by: votermom the deplorable @vm at September 29, 2016 09:28 PM (Om16U)
Good night Rons and Ettes.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 09:28 PM (pcbAL)
i want to get back to german two but I think I should probably wrap up my Romance Trilogy (French, SPanish, Italian) first.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:29 PM (dciA+)
Weasel: "Personally, I try and use my mind as little as possible in the hope it will last longer."
Yep, THAT's what I've been doing all these years now! Y
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:29 PM (QDnY+)
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Well, a conservationist of sorts! I'm trying to conserve a diminishing resource!
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2016 09:29 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dciA+)
But the best thing by far is overhearing a private conversation in a foreign language in an elevator and knowing what the two hot chicks are saying to each other....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:29 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 29, 2016 09:29 PM (09Ay7)
So let's review the state of conservatism in 2016 after almost 8 years of Obama
Social Conservative - massive loses
$500 million a year to Planned Parenthood, and organization that chops up near full term babies and sells the body parts
Gay Marriage enforced on every State, conscientious objectors jailed and fined
Fiscal Conservative - massive loses
No Federal budget for 8 years
Funds moved from account to account without Congressional Authorization.
$10 Trillion in new debt
Worse economic recovery
National Security Conservative - massive loses
Military demoralized by SJW edicts
New hardware massively over budget/don't work
Resurgent Islamic jihadism/whole countries destabilized
Foreign policy sold to highest bidder
Constitutional Conservative - massive loses
Massive expansion of executive orders
FBI and many other departments corrupted
"Guidance letters" (actually threats) used to control independent organizations
Complete disregard for enforcing immigration laws
Each of the above lists could be supplemented many times over. The past 7.5 years has been nothing but a complete and utter lose for conservatives, with the only exception I see is gun rights. I shutter to think what 4 or even 8 years of Hillary will do the country.
Posted by: Make American Great Again at September 29, 2016 09:29 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 09:29 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: T-Squared at September 29, 2016 09:30 PM (VkAIj)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 29, 2016 09:30 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:29 PM (dciA+)
Don't forget your Romanian.
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2016 09:30 PM (+q52R)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 09:30 PM (zLDYs)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j8aevjm
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 09:30 PM (hVdx9)
Eat a banana.
Posted by: Fritz at September 29, 2016 09:31 PM (lXKwL)
friend who had the same thing suggested arch supports, and they were
like fvcking magic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:24 PM (Zu3d9)
Their heel seats have a pressure pad in them that basically applies accupressure to the plantar fascia, and helps it stretch and de-calcify. Sort of mimics one of the exercises they have you do...with every step you take. Not at all uncomfortable, either. I was astonished that something so cheap, and so effortless, could be so effective. I think my plantar fasciitis was brought on by wearing those cheap-ass WalMart sneakers, which offered zilch for support.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 09:31 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:29 PM (dciA+)
You sure you want to do that knowing the German Translation of "Ace"?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Imperialist. Unprincipled. Vulgar Trump-tard. at September 29, 2016 09:31 PM (d76uN)
Polyglot, you are. (and obviously there's tremendous efficiency in that threesome)
I got to meet Gen. Vernon Walters a few times. Interesting character, polyglot (forget how many languages), got his start as interpreter for the Brazilian infantry units sent to Italy in WWII as Allied troops.
He gave me a signed Portuguese-language copy of his memoirs.
Which I fucking LOST. He was the US UN Ambassador at the time. Most famous as the secret fixer and emissary of Kissinger to Moscow and Beijing during the Nixon openings/detente period.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:32 PM (QDnY+)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j8aevjm
****
Except I got the MEN's version.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 09:32 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 09:30 PM (zLDYs)
Which in many cultures is considered winning the day.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:32 PM (Zu3d9)
Do you have any file cabinets?
Posted by: washrivergal madly and deeply deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:32 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 29, 2016 09:32 PM (CNHr1)
i was in a pizza joint and heard a conversation between two old women and I could pick up words here or there but I couldn't identify the language.I knew it was some kind of romance language.
it turned out to be romanian.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:32 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:27 PM (dciA+)
Well ... before ObamaCare I could have taken care of that for you pretty quickly.
Posted by: Foot Amputating Doctor With A Ferrari Payment Due at September 29, 2016 09:33 PM (zc3Db)
Isn't it rich. are we a pair
Me here at last on the ground
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns,
Send in the cloooowwns
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 09:33 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2016 09:33 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Tami
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I was told that not going barefoot enough causes it. I started going shoeless when ever not at work or wearing trail sandals when I lifted/walked/hiked/ran for exercise and it went away in a couple of months.
YMMV
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:34 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 09:34 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:34 PM (dciA+)
Yeah.....human anatomy is complicated, and it's slightly different in everyone.
Vivé la difference!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:34 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ryukyu at September 29, 2016 09:34 PM (5hp5+)
friend who had the same thing suggested arch supports, and they were
like fvcking magic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:24 PM (Zu3d9)
Their heel seats have a pressure pad in them that basically applies accupressure to the plantar fascia, and helps it stretch and de-calcify. Sort of mimics one of the exercises they have you do...with every step you take. Not at all uncomfortable, either. I was astonished that something so cheap, and so effortless, could be so effective. I think my plantar fasciitis was brought on by wearing those cheap-ass WalMart sneakers, which offered zilch for support.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 09:31 PM (o9m/V)
An orthopod made me custom arch supports. Plastic sheet, hot water, formed to the foot. Completely solved the problem and pain.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 09:34 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2016 09:35 PM (+q52R)
Drink LOTS of water. Probably uric acid from your work outs. Your shoes might be too tight, or your socks are too thick.
Advil will help, so will heat. Soak your feet in Epson Salts before you go to bed.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:35 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Emmie at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (xVuS6)
Not teasing...just wondering what that looks like. I've never heard anyone describe their feet as muscular.
Posted by: Gem at September 29, 2016 09:35 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: old dalmatian at September 29, 2016 09:36 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 29, 2016 09:36 PM (zc3Db)
well I had my uric acid tested, thinking i might have some gout. But I didn't. So it's a mystery.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:36 PM (dciA+)
Ace wants to be a Spanish speaking democrat.
the world is upside down.
Posted by: seamrog at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (R+nj5)
On the bright side he didn't ask us to call him Senorita Ace
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 09:36 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 29, 2016 09:36 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: concrete girl prepping for winter at September 29, 2016 09:22 PM (twqGn)<<<
One of Anderson's previous (and one of my all-time favorite) films, Rushmore, has an excellent soundtrack as well. May have to watch that again this weekend.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 29, 2016 09:36 PM (jV8Mq)
I found a cool site called SJWList that keeps track of the Social Justice Warriors. It was started by Vox Day. It also includes SJW organizations, including BeamDog which has a new game out I won't be getting.
Transgender clerics or something. Last thing anyone needs is your cleric pestering you to use your wish spells to make them a real boy or girl.
Everyone have a great night.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2016 09:36 PM (cBWom)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 09:37 PM (zLDYs)
Lots of sex.
With an Asian. Doing foot massage.
Fix ya right up.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:37 PM (zu88C)
Does Megyn think she herself would be anything more than a drudge lawyer in the back office of a law firm if she were ugly?
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 29, 2016 09:37 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2016 09:37 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (CNHr1)
Promise its worth your time if you suffer from any lower appendage issues.
Bought em for all the Kin folk couple year ago....one of the few gifts that I still get Thank'd for.
Again, check em out an try em. At less than $20, you aren't out nothin if they don't help (highly unlikely)...
An if they do.....well.
Evenin Horde of Plenty....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (JcX1g)
that's awesome. I wonder who he is. I'd like some pointers.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:06 PM (dciA+)
Here are some pointers for your perusal:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9p3cxo
Posted by: Smash'em at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (4A5fG)
Oow, aren't we all 'igh and mighty with our "office" and our "settee".
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 29, 2016 09:36 PM (09Ay7)
Go to your nearest Home Depot and just pick up a teacher.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: pete at September 29, 2016 09:39 PM (AZ/Tv)
no strong interest.
Posted by: ace
I took 3 years of Latin in HS (that would be somewhere around 10 years ago, give or take), and I loved it because I love history...but seriously, learning 5 Declensions of nouns, 4 Conjugations of verbs, ordering the objects and subjects of a sentence and matching up their endings to the verbs/adjectives/adverbs in the sentence (and many endings of the different genders are the same), just to figure out what a sentence is talking about...is brutal. There's a reason it's a dead language, I have to say despite my love for it.
It's probably the reason I have such a block learning other languages since.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 29, 2016 09:39 PM (CXLVd)
Two old Russian ladies with limited English at the pharmacy counter. I stand there while they struggle a bit with the pharm tech, then step up and translate for them. All smiles from the ladies, funny, though not disapproving, look from the pharmacy guy.
And last weekend, as I'm about to get out of the pool after my workout (university pool), I notice the two young people in the next two lanes are speaking Russian. I explained to them that when I was studying it, one never encountered the language, anywhere, apart from Radio Moscow, or in the USSR - and now I hear it everywhere.
But the Brazilian Portuguese is definitely more useful for, uh, interacting with young hotties, who are fairly abundant in SoCal.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:39 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 29, 2016 09:39 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:36 PM (dciA+)
Uric acid levels change pretty quickly. Diet, aka alcohol, will raise it. When in doubt drink more water. Flushes out the shit in your system also will help you lose weight.
I use to have gout all the time. Stopped drinking haven't had it since.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:39 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2016 09:39 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 09:34 PM (voOPb)
That would no doubt work. But the $29 ones, bought over the Internet, sure did it for me. Strangely, sometimes the answer to health woes is both easy and cheap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (09Ay7)
Also, Fairfax County Library has a subscription to Mango so we can use it for free. You go to the Mango website and enter your library card number. So says my daughter; I haven't tried it.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (CNHr1)
the thing is they're all essentially the same language. You basically just have to learn the most basic words (which tend to vary a little) and then what you might call the extended vocabulary is kind of very similar across all of them.
there's this thing I find interesting where one language has a word that's different from the word in the other languages (no obvious connection, I mean) and it poses the question: Where did that one word come from?
i think Spanish has some moorish/arabic words that are unknown in other romance languages, for example
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (+q52R)
Her name is Ulla. He puts on the record and tells her to go to work
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (auHtY)
More people have issues with excessive pronation - their feet roll inward and that can lead to flat feet.
It's pretty easy to tell if you do either - just dig out an old pair of shoes and see how the heel is worn down. You might need ortho inserts to correct the problem but you also need the right shoes.
Researching brands yourself and perhaps seeing a podiatrist, or going to a specialty shoe for inserts is the thing to do.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (P8951)
Here are some pointers for your perusal:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9p3cxo
Posted by: Smash'em at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (4A5fG)
Nice. I would hate to have to guess what those dogs cost.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:41 PM (NbJXF)
There are sites online where you can practice speaking languages with native speakers. Some require payment but I'm sure there are others where you can find people that want to speak English and trade you lessons.
Benny Lewis - "Fluent in three months" had a few listed in his book. Alright book but get it from the library. To save anyone a few hours of reading, set learning objectives, you'll never be perfect - don't try, and speak as often as possible in your new language.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2016 09:41 PM (cBWom)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 29, 2016 09:41 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at September 29, 2016 09:41 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (DW+jj)
There was Patty Ann Brown, but they pretty much forced her to drop 110 lbs ... and I think it was a good move on their part.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 29, 2016 09:41 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (voOPb)
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MisHum, shame on you. She's a happily married woman.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 09:41 PM (xpSCc)
somewhere around 10 years ago, give or take), and I loved it because I
love history...but seriously, learning 5 Declensions of nouns, 4
Conjugations of verbs..."
Posted by: Oedipus at September 29, 2016 09:39 PM (CXLVd)
Piggo
Pigere
Squeally
Gruntum
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:41 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 09:42 PM (zLDYs)
====
He conversion is almost complete. You'll know she's completely gone when she is spotted in public dating some known obnoxious arch-prog douchebag.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:42 PM (zu88C)
Latin has given me a Han Solo and chewie grasp of all Romance languages to the point I can't be blindsided.
Posted by: sven10077
Despite my Latin shell-shock, I found I was able to read French rather easily during a couple trips to France, simply because of the word roots. Spoken French, on the other hand, is simply beyond me.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 29, 2016 09:42 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 29, 2016 09:42 PM (4ErVI)
Hey now - like Hillary, Ace has his own bathroom server.
Except poor Ace has to do all his own wiping...
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 29, 2016 09:42 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:39 PM (NbJXF
Nip stopped drinking?
Wow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 09:42 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 29, 2016 09:43 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:44 PM (zu88C)
It's Aces massage therapist.
Is he complaining about ballsack cramps?
No.
Proof that massage prevents cramps.
Have her rub your feet, bro.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 09:44 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:35 PM (NbJXF)
Be sure to use the Epson salts from the color cartridge. The ones from the black cartridge are definitely inferior.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 09:44 PM (o9m/V)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 29, 2016 09:44 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 29, 2016 09:44 PM (0O7c5)
I can only wear Brooks "stability" running shoes for distance. Otherwise, I get shin splints. Zappos, brooks, stability and figure out which one I want. THEN I go on ebay and get new ones for half price. I don't have issues except for exercising.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 29, 2016 09:44 PM (09Ay7)
You stopped drinking, Nip? Damn, ain't that kind of drastic?
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 09:42 PM (zLDYs)
Yeah, I am giving it a good year. I needed to lose weight and got tired of being "sick and tired" all the time. Don't miss it except occasionally, like a beer with pizza or some red wine with a steak.
You know I am not getting any younger and hard drinking is a young man's game.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:44 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 29, 2016 09:44 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 29, 2016 09:45 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2016 09:38 PM (Sfs6o)
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Weasel, what the heck???? You're too young for all this stuff.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 09:45 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at September 29, 2016 09:45 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 29, 2016 09:45 PM (kTF2Z)
MisHum, shame on you. She's a happily married woman.
The Paolo is documented to make Happy Marriages Happier.
Posted by: Paolo at September 29, 2016 09:45 PM (0BkbS)
Posted by: ace
Probably comes of having been overrun by muzzies back in the day and taking about 1000 years to get Reconquista'd.
OK, some cute cosplay for those so inclined, true love knows no boundaries--even franchises:
https://i.redd.it/c3dr9t5pshox.jpg
And all I got for the moment. I may start Gab.ranting more often though now that there are enough people to make a proper venting.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at September 29, 2016 09:45 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:41 PM (NbJXF)
When I was a wee lad, our first dog was a German Shorthaired Pointer. Son of the then current National Field Trial Champion.
Greatest dog ever. I was 18, and cried like a baby when he died.
One problem: he needed to be run every day, for about an hour, and he was happiest if he could flush a pheasant or two while doing it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:45 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (o9m/V
This was 20+ years ago, I didn't know what the hell was wrong. So my doc sent me to the ortho pod. He diagnosed the problem immediately and went with the custom supports. If I were to have the problem today I would probably go your route AOP
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 09:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:46 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 09:46 PM (vhW1R)
kinda like my spanish.
Posted by: concrete girl prepping for winter at September 29, 2016 09:46 PM (twqGn)
Ugh. Miss Megyn going all jihadess on the guy she has on (a former
SEAL) as a Trump surrogate because Trump "objectifies" womyn.
Does Megyn think she herself would be anything more than a drudge lawyer in the back office of a law firm if she were ugly?
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 29, 2016 09:37 PM (fgOnp)
Oh that's rich coming from Megyn. Dresses like a poll dancer.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 09:46 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 09:44 PM (o9m/V)
Tough crowd, ha ha
http://tinyurl.com/zu5ofwv
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:46 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 09:47 PM (vhW1R)
The best thing I learned from Biology was root derivations which is all latin. And my professor made it clear that it was the most important aspect of his class. It's enlightening.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 29, 2016 09:47 PM (5hp5+)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 09:46 PM (Enq6K)
Looks pretty strong for a mother of two.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 09:47 PM (NbJXF)
MisHum, shame on you. She's a happily married woman.
The Paolo is documented to make Happy Marriages Happier.
Posted by: Paolo at September 29, 2016 09:45 PM (0BkbS)
Why buy Rosetta Stone, when the Spanish speaking guy at the Home Depot parking lot will teach Spanish for some cash.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 09:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:48 PM (QDnY+)
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What she said about pronation and supination.
If you have a "runner's store" nearby, visit them. Especially if they have a readily on site. (Running, Etc. is a big national chain, I think)
They'll help you pick the right shoe for your particular feet/gait. Correcting pronation/supination is easy with the right shoes or inserts.
Makes all the difference in the world.
Posted by: Chi at September 29, 2016 09:48 PM (YTJbI)
Rather than a simple thing, it was going to get complicated. Pissed me off so much I said screw it, and I guess I'm gonna see just how big such a nodule can get before it has to come out.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 09:48 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2016 09:49 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:49 PM (zu88C)
*Treadmill.
Posted by: Chi at September 29, 2016 09:50 PM (YTJbI)
Posted by: Oedipus
Same with Brazilian Portuguese. I can read the papers, but not under the TV
Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2016 09:50 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:50 PM (zu88C)
I like it.
Any way we can work Conor McGregor in there somewhere?
Posted by: Dana White at September 29, 2016 09:50 PM (fgOnp)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2016 09:51 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2016 09:48 PM (QDnY+)
The best. Smart, loyal, even tempered, and great looking but not weird like so many breeds tend to be....
Oh man....thinking about him makes me sad.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:51 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 09:51 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 09:52 PM (zLDYs)
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Fifty bucks for me and a pint of Fireball for you, and we'll get that sucker out.
*sharpens filet knife*
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 09:52 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:52 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 09:52 PM (JmjOe)
Mr. Twister Electric or Rapala manual?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 09:53 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2016 09:54 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 29, 2016 09:54 PM (P8951)
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Sooooooo..... one could say that it's over-arching......
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 09:55 PM (JmjOe)
Do they make a cheery popcorn spitting fire?
And who knows?
Are they GMO's?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 29, 2016 09:55 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable
Thanks for reminding me of this, after you posted that, I went downstairs and got my double-tennis-balls*, and rolled on my arch. Worked like a charm, feel like I could run again in the morning.
* double-tennis-balls: get two tennis balls, tape them together with 100mph tape (ie civilian duct tape)...lean against a wall/door, and squat up and down. Gets rid of those knots in your back that you can't rub out yourself, or have a Miss Venezuala Piggy on-hand to rub out for you. Plus, you can get a sharpie and draw nipples on them and it's funny.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 29, 2016 09:55 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 29, 2016 09:55 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 09:55 PM (lmIoG)
The appointment was over a year away, which isn't unusual for specialists.
So Dad outwitted the Ontario medical system and lived to see his appointment. I drove him there. Went into a small room. The nurse had him change into shorts. That was the only time in my entire life I'd seen my dad in shorts.
The doctor came in. Ten minutes later, he prescribed him new orthotics (sp?) for his shoes. A YEAR's WAIT....
It's already burning....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2016 09:55 PM (cBWom)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2016 09:56 PM (sqpGi)
A tip of the hat to a fine Moron and punster!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 09:56 PM (Zu3d9)
So I did more research, and realized it EXACTLY matched plantar fasciitis. My damned foot's gone fascist on me.
I'm going to try their inserts and see if they help.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 29, 2016 09:56 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 09:56 PM (lmIoG)
I got a Havalon Filet Knife this Spring. Thing is incredible.
Bonus: Never have to sharpen another blade.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 09:56 PM (0BkbS)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 29, 2016 09:56 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 29, 2016 09:56 PM (P8951)
>> get that sucker out.
That may be close to what I end up doing. I was talking with the doc. I told him, look, fuck the insurance. Can't you just give me something to deaden the foot, and just cut that sucker out in the office without going to all that damn trouble.
He can't do it, and won't. He could actually, but it's the liability and all that shit about "standards of care".
The mob guys and such know all sort of docs who, for nice fees, will do "off the books" medical procedures.
But I'm sure those fees may be quite high, and you've got to know someone in the "network" to avail yourself of such services.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 09:57 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 29, 2016 09:45 PM (kTF2Z)
--
Coconut water, Tomato juice (v
, or bananas are good sources of potassium. If you're cramping, yeah, you should indulge in one of those.Posted by: Lymond at September 29, 2016 09:57 PM (wH6vD)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 09:57 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2016 09:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Dill pckle juice for the win.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 09:58 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 09:56 PM (0BkbS)
Do you even clean fish?
Trout, cut the belly yank the guts and fry the bastard.
Now walleyes and crappie are a different story
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 09:58 PM (voOPb)
or have a Miss Venezuala Piggy on-hand to rub out for you."
Phrasing....
Glad it helped. It really does work.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 09:58 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 29, 2016 09:54 PM (P8951)
Birkenstocks are damn comfortable in the summertime. And even in cooler weather, worn with socks.
*hands over Moron card*
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:59 PM (sdi6R)
Oh, when the Trout are 5-6 lbs, you can get some pretty nice filets off of them.
but anything under 12" is gutted and Pan fried or Grilled in foil.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 09:59 PM (0BkbS)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2016 09:57 PM (z/Ubi)
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They look like push up pops.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 29, 2016 10:00 PM (kTF2Z)
I've had a complaint about you thread-stalking JackStraw.
I am here to tell you to stop following people around to pick fights with them.
I'm also here to tell you you are being banned for two weeks. Ask me in two weeks to unban you.
The fact that you are friendly to me does not give you the right to violate my other rules and thread-stalk people looking to cause grief and heartburn.
Learn it, know it, live it.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 10:00 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 29, 2016 10:00 PM (P8951)
"i really like learning languages. It just feels empowering to see a foreign language and comprehend it.
There is a powerful magic in words. All systems of magic posit that
somehow magic flows from the power of words (often words from old
languages).
I just find it very cool to look at something that appeared to be gibberish to me several years ago and read it smoothly.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dciA+)
It's just that Spanish is so...done. Portugese or Italian might be fun. I highly recommend the scandi branch of the germanic tree.
Posted by: SarahW at September 29, 2016 10:01 PM (Sp1NT)
We are not here to moderate you all day like fucking children and stop fights and keep you from popping off with racist or offensive shit.
10% people here cause 90% of the moderation work; 90% of the people here cause just 10% of moderation problems.
Guess who gets to stay, and guess who gets banned?
If you're having problems in your own life that compel you, maniacally, to come to an online forum and spread your sickness to others, seek a fucking psychiatrist already.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 10:02 PM (dciA+)
Oh, when the Trout are 5-6 lbs, you can get some pretty nice filets off of them.
but anything under 12" is gutted and Pan fried or Grilled in foil.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 09:59 PM (0BkbS)
So not a complete catch & release snob eh?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 10:02 PM (voOPb)
Try turmeric. There might be some Chinee herbs that work too but I don't know which ones off the top of my head.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 29, 2016 10:02 PM (4ErVI)
50% sucking off the rest. SJW loan bailouts are coming at universities.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 29, 2016 10:02 PM (5hp5+)
Ace likes to walk barefoot on glass? Kinky. I'd be glad to massage it for you, big guy.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 29, 2016 10:02 PM (dtWKK)
Walleye and crappie are the rib eye of fish.
Northerns are the worst... dumpy meat and the Y bones
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 10:03 PM (JmjOe)
*hands over Moron card*
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:59 PM (sdi6R)
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Socks. You were fine until you got to the socks. Oh dear. That's really . . . deplorable.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 10:03 PM (xpSCc)
Side affect: let's say, if you've ever been constipated, you won't be, ever again.
Posture: Somewhere in the first pages of Supple Leopard is his take on posture. It's made an immense difference to me. I was doing Crossfit at the time, and I made a point of trying to align myself as he described before any exercise. It was always right. It's an exercise all by itself, I do it when I'm sitting at my desk, walking through the house.
Thanks for the broad range of topics you cover. All the different sides of people that show up in the comments: I love it.
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at September 29, 2016 10:04 PM (pZEKq)
Heh. Little six inch Rapala. My fav filet knife.
Electric knives are for...... city kids.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 09:57 PM (JmjOe)
Cutco fishing knife. http://tinyurl.com/zvexoem
The only Cutco that YOU can sharpen. The blade is adjustable too.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:04 PM (NbJXF)
not for me. but we can do Italian next.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 10:04 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 29, 2016 10:02 PM (dtWKK)
The last guy that tried to clean and jerk Ace ended up with fur burns.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 29, 2016 10:04 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 10:05 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 10:05 PM (zLDYs)
Socks. You were fine until you got to the socks. Oh dear. That's really . . . deplorable.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 10:03 PM (xpSCc)
*points to nick*
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 29, 2016 10:05 PM (sdi6R)
++++
we broke the Pareto Principle!
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:06 PM (U0lQa)
Walleye and crappie are the rib eye of fish.
Northerns are the worst... dumpy meat and the Y bones
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 10:03 PM (JmjOe)
I enjoy northern pike, i just can fillet them.
I now keep the smaller ones i catch while ice fishing and pickle them. The bones aren't an issue then.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 10:06 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2016 10:06 PM (EZebt)
I know shoes for running and walking in.
These are the greatest ever made.
Posted by: SarahW at September 29, 2016 10:06 PM (Sp1NT)
Can I seek a podiatrist instead?
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 29, 2016 10:07 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 10:03 PM (xpSCc)
Sen Burr, R(NC) does NOT wear socks, evah!
His aide said he doesn't even own any. I've seen him in dead of winter, no socks. Shoes must smell like shit.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:07 PM (NbJXF)
Usually a potassium issue. Don't mess around dosing yourself, either.
Can't hurt to get it checked; if it's normal, I 2nd the suggestions above...bananas ( I prefer taters, dried apricots and red bell peppers) , and Epsom salts will help, too,
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 29, 2016 10:07 PM (K9uEM)
I suck at it, but a buddy of mine does it really well. I just never bothered to watch him because I don't much like green fish.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 10:07 PM (0BkbS)
doc's to Costco, bought a bottle, and from that night on: Gone. I've
never had anything end so quickly.
Side affect: let's say, if you've ever been constipated, you won't be, ever again."
I think Magnesium Malate doesn't have the diarrhea side effects that some of the other forms have, like citrate or oxide.
Epson salt oil (applied topically) or epson salt baths are also a way to get around the laxative effect.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 10:07 PM (Enq6K)
So Cantonese or Mandarin then. That will go good with the net hand over. Always nice to hit two birds with one rock.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Imperialist. Unprincipled. Vulgar Trump-tard. at September 29, 2016 10:08 PM (d76uN)
I now keep the smaller ones i catch while ice fishing and pickle them. The bones aren't an issue then.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 10:06 PM (voOPb)
Make fertilizer? Of deep fry them like a Snapper?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:08 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 29, 2016 10:05 PM
Don't listen to the squares, man.
Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 10:09 PM (lmIoG)
1. You're banned.
2. You're mentally unwell. People who are emotionally healthy do not have some sick compulsion to keep seeking conflict with people.
Sick people have that.
A lot of people pay the site this compliment: "man, you really kept me sane during these past bad years."
Well, that's important to me. And I'm tired of sick-in-the-head people ruining that for so many.
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS TO THE PROPER PSYCHOLOGICAL HEALTH WORKERS, not to this site.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 10:09 PM (dciA+)
AVOID BUYING THE SHIT YOU GET AT THE STORES!
It's the oxide form and the most poorly absorbed form. You'll get almost nothing from taking the recommended dose and you don't want to take fistfuls of them.
I take these: https://www.amazon.com/Doctors-Best-Absorption-Magnesium-Supplement/dp/B000BD0RT0
It's a much better form and easily absorbed. You get your money's worth. I only take two and like I said all sorts of problems simply vanished.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 29, 2016 10:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 29, 2016 10:09 PM (CNHr1)
His aide said he doesn't even own any. I've seen him in dead of winter, no socks. Shoes must smell like shit.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:07 PM (NbJXF)
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Okay, that's just gross. Blech.
Socks with Birkenstocks, no. Socks with real shoes - mandatory.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 10:10 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 10:07 PM (Enq6K)
I've already suggested that and got shit for it earlier. It's Epsom.
http://tinyurl.com/zu5ofwv
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:10 PM (NbJXF)
I suck at it, but a buddy of mine does it really well. I just never bothered to watch him because I don't much like green fish.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 10:07 PM (0BkbS)
They can be removed.
I've never been able to .
Pickling or grinding the pike fillets and making fish cakes out of them solve the bone issues.
They are a slimy fish but good firm white fillets.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 10:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 10:10 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo....Fisherman at September 29, 2016 10:12 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:12 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 29, 2016 10:12 PM (4ErVI)
http://tinyurl.com/zu5ofwv
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:10 PM (NbJXF)
It is and I knew that...don't know why I typed Epson. (I'm half typing and half watching a baseball game).
But yeah, EpsoM salt baths are great for aches and pains.
Why'd you get shit for it?
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 10:12 PM (Enq6K)
I filet shad....blindfolded.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo....Fisherman at September 29, 2016 10:12 PM (Zu3d9
So, your close friends call you Stubby?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 10:13 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 10:13 PM (zLDYs)
On the plus side, so many things to make fun of when I get to my videos.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2016 10:13 PM (cBWom)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo....Fisherman at September 29, 2016 10:12 PM (Zu3d9)
I can fuck backwards, blindfolded.
Posted by: Good ole Bill at September 29, 2016 10:13 PM (NbJXF)
Be shorter to list the ones worth a damn now
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 29, 2016 10:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 10:14 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 10:12 PM (Enq6K)
For spelling it the same way you did.
Posted by: Good ole Bill at September 29, 2016 10:14 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:14 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 29, 2016 10:15 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 29, 2016 10:15 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 10:04 PM (dciA+)
My problem with Italian is that it sounds so manic. It also sounds like Spanish that was sat on too hard.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2016 10:15 PM (KOBAq)
Too bad the crowd didn't boo the shit out of Big Pappy...the fvcking steroid monster who is the biggest fake in all of baseball.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo....Fisherman at September 29, 2016 10:15 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Good ole Bill at September 29, 2016 10:14 PM (NbJXF)
Oh ok.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 10:16 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 10:16 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 29, 2016 10:16 PM (oAY8z)
Well, that's important to me.
Its important to us, too. Ace you probably don't realize how much we really do like you dude. How much we appreciate your work, admire your insight and intelligence, and the community you've built here.
Seriously. Here's to Ace, folks. Hoist one.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 29, 2016 10:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2016 10:17 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 10:05 PM (zLDYs)
nubnub LOL.
Last time I went flounder fishing was in Boston harbor and that shit stank worse then Hillary's nethers. We buried them, the dog dug it up and got sick.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 29, 2016 10:17 PM (5hp5+)
Plus, Ace, everyone in Sweden, even most of the immigrants, speak English to some extent.
(But, it's very entertaining. Imagine every phrase you say sounds just like "Sully Sullenburger.")
Posted by: SarahW at September 29, 2016 10:18 PM (Sp1NT)
Too bad the crowd didn't boo the shit out of Big Pappy...the fvcking steroid monster who is the biggest fake in all of baseball.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo....Fisherman at September 29, 2016 10:15 PM (Zu3d9)
Didn't A-Rod get busted and suspended?
Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2016 10:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2016 10:18 PM (KOBAq)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 29, 2016 10:19 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 29, 2016 10:16 PM (39g3+)
Well said.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 10:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 29, 2016 10:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2016 10:20 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 29, 2016 10:16 PM (39g3+)
AND THE BEST SUCK OF THE THREAD AWARD GOES TO...........
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:20 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:20 PM (NbJXF)
Russian fits that bill nicely for me. Quite the challenge.
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2016 10:20 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 29, 2016 10:19 PM (kTF2Z)
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He's from Wisconsin. We have to make exceptions.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 10:21 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 10:21 PM (zLDYs)
I can't always tell who ace is pissed at
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 29, 2016 10:19 PM (oAY8z)
You are OK if you can still post a comment.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:21 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2016 10:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Both of them were on the original steroid list, which is the only proof anywhere that either one did steroids.
ARod got crucified, and that smarmy cocksucking fake got tongue jobs from the press.
He is a fake, but a smart one. And...he paid his biochemist well, so he was always ahead of the tests after the initial positive.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 10:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 10:21 PM (0BkbS)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
I'm on my fifth, but I'll get a sixth just to hoist to ace.
I'm apparently missing the posts, as I'm only refreshing in-between chapters of my studying while I put some Dead Can Dance Pandora station on. I might be doing it wrong.
But yeah, been here for 10 years or more...and every now and again, when the thought of Ace giving it up comes up, I think to myself..."WTF would I even DO online at that point?"
This site is my online anchor.
Cracking an new one open for you, Ewok One.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 29, 2016 10:21 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2016 10:21 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2016 10:18 PM (KOBAq)
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Oh, well, if they're grey, then sure.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 10:22 PM (xpSCc)
Hello, we are Right2Voice. Left or right,your voice is important to us. If it is legal, say it!. We don't censor free speech here. Check us out at http://right2voice.com.
Posted by: Robert farrow at September 29, 2016 10:22 PM (SUQEm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 29, 2016 10:19 PM (kTF2Z
I enjoy it at Xmas time.
I enjoy smoked salmon/trout a couple of times a year.
Broiled and/or fried fish most of the time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)
I was in South Carolina a few years ago and ordered whole fried flounder, thinking..."Stupid Southerners....they fry everything." But what the hell.
It was so incredibly good that I ordered it again the next night.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (Zu3d9)
While all your guys are preparing to habla espanol I am going to improve and polish my English because pretty soon it will be a foreign language in America. I am just not sure about the accent though.
Posted by: gracepc at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (dtWKK)
I had glass in my foot but couldn't find it. Finally, while sitting with a sick kid in the dark, I started probing the spot with a needle and my phone flash light. I was able to see it in the dark room because it glinted off the light, and got it out.
The glass is still in Ace's foot.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (09Ay7)
Dothraki !!!!
It already is the language of a Horde ...
rimshot!!
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical TV Series Critic ... at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (vhW1R)
took baby boy bigby to see the wiggles in Harrisburg because he's got a yuge crush on Emma.
we get there and he's stock still. transfixed. we're trying to get him jumping around like all the other kids and he's not having it.
Emma comes close by and mama bigby tries to get him to wave - he's mortified. grabs her hands and shoves em down.
we had a blast! we ask if he liked it and he says no.
we get home and he's sneaking peeks at the program when we're not looking. just staring at it, a prize.
needs his privacy to work it out, i guess. he loved it.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:21 PM (NbJXF)
he was blasting drunks recently, so I got a little.....concerned
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 10:21 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 10:24 PM (voOPb)
That's the age to learn Chinese.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 29, 2016 10:24 PM (P8951)
Posted by: SarahW at September 29, 2016 10:24 PM (Sp1NT)
took baby boy bigby to see the wiggles in Harrisburg because he's got a yuge crush on Emma.
we get there and he's stock still. transfixed. we're trying to get
him jumping around like all the other kids and he's not having it.
Emma comes close by and mama bigby tries to get him to wave - he's mortified. grabs her hands and shoves em down.
we had a blast! we ask if he liked it and he says no.
we get home and he's sneaking peeks at the program when we're not looking. just staring at it, a prize.
needs his privacy to work it out, i guess. he loved it.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM
Who the hell is "Emma"? This is the Wiggles, no?
Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 10:25 PM (lmIoG)
Pretty good read. Their take, Erickson is a dickhead. I guess I agree.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:25 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: SarahW at September 29, 2016 10:25 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:20 PM (NbJXF)
I think he said it right the first time!!!
Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at September 29, 2016 10:25 PM (/+VTF)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2016 10:25 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: SarahW at September 29, 2016 10:26 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 10:26 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:26 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 10:26 PM (vhW1R)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (oAY8z)
Yeah, I remember being on the receiving end of some of those blasts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:26 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 29, 2016 10:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 29, 2016 10:27 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2016 10:25 PM (sqpGi)
12' pianist
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 10:27 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:27 PM (U0lQa)
Went to two wiggles concerts years ago. I actually enjoyed them. Kid loved it but has no memory now of who the wiggles even are. I still know all the songs.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 29, 2016 10:28 PM (09Ay7)
When my dad was old and sick, I drove him to show him the printing shop where I work. I opened the garage door and drove my car into the shop area. I wanted to show him around the place and the office where I worked, but he didn't feel like getting out of the car.
He said, "You have an office?"
I said, "Well, it's a room with desks, computers, and files, so yeah, I guess."
Then I realized that the word meant something different to him. I work in a small business, but he used to work for a corporation, and an "office" was something only the bigwigs had. The worker bees worked on the shop floor or in the field.
I thought it was kind of interesting. He seemed impressed that I have an "office". Yeah, Dad, I made good.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 29, 2016 10:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 10:05 PM (dciA+)
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You'll have to compromise, because learning Cantonese or Mandarin will be much too time-consuming. German is still widely spoken in Europe and in business, and will have a degree of familiarity to the English-speaker perhaps even more than French or Spanish.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2016 10:28 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 29, 2016 10:28 PM (NbJXF)
Used to be a dolphanatic, but I didn't even know they were on. Those uni's will help, NFL.
Lol
Posted by: Cooldawg at September 29, 2016 10:28 PM (v/mjE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 29, 2016 10:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:26 PM
Oh, ok. So there's a chick Wiggle now? The originals did an adults only show recently.
Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 10:29 PM (lmIoG)
I have a folder for my research called "Universities Dead to Me"
Be shorter to list the ones worth a damn now
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 29, 2016 10:14 PM (39g3+)
For universities in the West, I'd think that medicine and engineering are probably worthwhile. But after reading various comments from engineers in various threads, If I was in a position to hire, I'd probably look for someone outside the West or some old fart that knew his stuff and hates all the current crap.
That leaves Western medicine for university training.
Everything else is too corrupted.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2016 10:29 PM (cBWom)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 10:29 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 29, 2016 09:56 PM (fVubI)
I sincerely hope they work as well for you as they did for me, Rob. At least you won't break the piggy bank finding out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 10:30 PM (o9m/V)
The dermatologist wants to freeze them over many many visits. I recommend a new exacto knife and compound W. Takes a couple weeks, but works faster and better.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 29, 2016 10:30 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: otho
IKR? When my boys were into the Wiggles, one of the background dancers, Katerina Mete, was the only thing to look at.
I can't count the times I...well, never mind...
Posted by: Oedipus at September 29, 2016 10:30 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2016 10:31 PM (zLDYs)
Filet your fish as soon as possible. Ice down the filets immediately to cool the meeat. RiInse and repeat two or three times untillthe rinsewater is clear.
This prevents any fishy taste. Freeze filets just covered with water.
Deep fat fry with a light beer batter in peanut oil, serve with hushpuppies or fried morrels, sparing tartar sauce or lemon and an iced cold Blue Moon.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 10:31 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:26 PM
Oh, ok. So there's a chick Wiggle now? The originals did an adults only show recently.
Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 10:29 PM (lmIoG)
Wiggles?
WEll I survived Teenage mutant ninja turtles and Barney the fucking dinosaur. Glad I missed wiggles.
wigglers are an excellent fishing bait
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 10:31 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:31 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2016 10:31 PM (z/Ubi)
Just waiting for its time, I guess.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 29, 2016 10:32 PM (oAY8z)
That's right. Plus the duct tape over the compound W is what worked for me. There will be pain. But no expense and better results.
Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 10:33 PM (vhW1R)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 29, 2016 10:09 PM (CNHr1)
Its a new kind they are making that I'm talking about. They look like regular slip-on. http://preview.tinyurl.com/jmcr4kj
I have issues with dropping metatarsals on one foot, and recently dropped a garden tool into the top of the same foot, but otherwise my feet are regular feet.
Posted by: SarahW at September 29, 2016 10:34 PM (Sp1NT)
my first football crush.
shula was handsome and griese sr. was good.
Posted by: concrete girl prepping for winter at September 29, 2016 10:34 PM (twqGn)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board
Okay, she's really cute. Toothy AND a red-head, nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 29, 2016 10:34 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (U0lQa)
That is absolutely adorable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2016 10:34 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2016 10:34 PM (cBWom)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 29, 2016 10:35 PM (+b2T3)
Soldering iron kills warts too. Even faster.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2016 10:35 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (U0lQa)
DAAAAAD!
Posted by: Bigby's Kid at September 29, 2016 10:35 PM (Zu3d9)
Tied in the bottom of the ninth. Molina (cardinals) hits a long ball to left field that hit the wall, and the left fielder caught it on the bounce and threw it in. Carpenter scores. Even the Cardinal's announcers are stumped. The Reds wouldn't leave the field. All the umps had left the field. Cardinals left the field.
Public announcers called the game over. Reds are gobsmacked.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable at September 29, 2016 10:35 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: ace
Don't crassly choose quantity over quality. Whom would you rather have a conversation with? Putin, or Jeb Bush?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 29, 2016 10:35 PM (dtWKK)
kid's shows are just canned music and sad, mediocre talents. they have
talent, do play, and really just go for it.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:31 PM
My hat's off to the bastards. Couple of the guys are mates from back in the day and when the rest of us stuck with to trying to be cool and edgy and artistic, they said "fuck it" and made a shitload of money. Well played, guys.
Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 10:36 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2016 10:36 PM (cBWom)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 29, 2016 10:37 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:38 PM (U0lQa)
ouch ont is giftastic.
goodnight all
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at September 29, 2016 10:38 PM (U0lQa)
Good night.
I can't post there..
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2016 10:39 PM (cBWom)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2016 10:44 PM (cBWom)
It seems to be taking some time to load. Maybe it's just me.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
I have a 220Mbps connection and gave up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2016 10:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 29, 2016 10:48 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: SarahW at September 29, 2016 10:48 PM (Sp1NT)
in languages for the pure sake of languages. I want bang-for the-buck --
i want the language to be used by a lot of people.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2016 10:05 PM (dciA+)
What was that gibber they used in Firefly to swear?
That is the language of the future.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2016 10:49 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 29, 2016 10:51 PM (sdi6R)
Unfortunately, it was all too much for Pixy's hamsters and they just stroked out.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 10:55 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2016 11:12 PM (JO9+V)
When I was a kid, I somehow managed to jam a pencil into my left hand. The graphite broke off, stayed in. Still there, some 35 years later. There's a little black spot on my hand, and a "knot" I can feel under the skin.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 29, 2016 11:13 PM (fVubI)
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