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Note: 1996's Miss Universe Winner Really Did Gain So Much Weight In Her Year of Reigning That Even CNN Had to Fat-Shame Her Ass

Hillary tossed this out in her last big Oppo File dump at the end of the debate -- that Trump had allegedly called a former Miss Universe "Miss Piggie" and criticized her for her weight gain.

So did CNN, at the time.

She'd gained 60 pounds during her year of reigning as Miss Universe -- obviously not the weight she'd won the contest at -- and apparently was in danger of losing sponsorships.

Apparently we've now reached that phase of Political Correctness and Fat Acceptance Celebration that even beauty contest winners, contractually obligated to, you know, look like the person who won the crown, can't be critiqued about their beauty.

Here's how mean Trump was:

"Some people when they have pressure eat too much. Like me. Like Alicia," said Donald Trump, the executive producer of the Miss Universe Pageant.

Defending her, that is.


Since winning the crown, the former Miss Venezuela went from 118 pounds to -- well -- a number that kept growing like the size of the fish that got away.


And as her weight grew, so did reports that Kellogg had canceled a deal for her to appear on boxes of Special K in Venezuela or that Kellogg modified her body on the box. But a Kellogg spokesman said the contract simply expired in December and that they were "real pleased" with the promotion.

"I don't eat Kellogg's and for this maybe I gain weight," the young Machado said simply.

Rumors also surfaced that she might be forced to give up her Miss Universe crown.

But Trump, as co-owner of rights to the pageant, said he would never let that happen. "We had a choice of: termination or do this," he said. "We wanted to do this."

The pageant's meaning of "do this" was for Machado to get her weight down to about 130 pounds. At a recent photo op, Machado -- hardly a blimp at 5-foot-7 -- pedaled a stationary bicycle and jumped rope in front of a pack of photographers and reporters who could themselves use a little training.

Apparently Trump mocked the reporters making an issue of this fat broad's weight:

"A lot of you folks have weight problems. I hate to tell you," Trump told the rowdy pool of reporters.

So let us all cry for the Miss Universe who got so fat she almost had her crown taken from her.

CNN did another story on the heavyweight Miss Universe, too.

So this was an actual thing and a point of embarrassment for the pageant (and for the woman herself).


By the way: This was twenty years ago.

Posted by: Ace at 11:10 AM




Comments

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1 st?

Posted by: johnd01 at September 27, 2016 11:12 AM (ukNFU)

2 Ok, that's it. I can't vote for Trump. Wait, yes I can.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2016 11:13 AM (kTF2Z)

3 They could have just changed the title to Miss Planetoid.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 27, 2016 11:13 AM (4HySM)

4 She'd gained 60 pounds during her year of reigning as Miss Universe -- obviously not the weight she'd won the contest at -- and apparently was in danger of losing sponsorships.

Apparently we've now reached that phase of Political Correctness and Fat Acceptance Celebration that even beauty contest winners, contractually obligated to, you know, look like the person who won the crown, can't be critiqued about their beauty.



Is calling her Miss Piggy nice? Nope. But I am utterly certain she was contractually obligated to maintain a certain size and she didn't. That is utterly fair game to note.

In BC and I's newest podcast LINK IN NIC YOU GO LISTEN NOW, we discuss fat shaming and I note that I, a fat girl, don't like it but it's also not necessarily out of bounds.

Fair warning. Not only is this more profane than usual but I share my true thoughts about how I feel about certain things the Horde has been saying.

If you assume that means something less than flattering, you're right. Fair warning.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:13 AM (mf5HN)

5 Sounds like it was the reporters that were hounding her and Trump came to her defense.

Posted by: Reality Man at September 27, 2016 11:14 AM (Ch0fq)

6 It's the Taco Salads at the Trump Comissary, mostly.

They're very, very good. Really, very good.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead Merkin at September 27, 2016 11:14 AM (N0qDx)

7
Ain't it funny how Hollywood actresses always get hep to ageism after they get wrinkled and saggy and can't get Dumb Blonde roles anymore.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 11:15 AM (oGNNA)

8 You eat a lot of cereal and you gain a lot of weight. Duh.

I blame Kelloggs.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 27, 2016 11:15 AM (4HySM)

9 Oh further podcast note.

BC screws up in his very first sentence.

I am the epitome of class and decorum about this.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:15 AM (mf5HN)

10 Look here fatty patty it's in the contract. Spit it out

Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 27, 2016 11:16 AM (nQHw/)

11 It physically pains me that we're talking about this rather than Hillary's multiple felonies.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 27, 2016 11:16 AM (KUaJL)

12 I would have stuck her in a binder, cut off her hair and strapped her to the top of my car.

Posted by: Mittens Romney at September 27, 2016 11:17 AM (4HySM)

13 I see the debate covered the hard issues.

Posted by: Eggo at September 27, 2016 11:17 AM (ALaia)

14 O/T but I just read Clock Boy's family is now suing Fox News, Ben Shapiro, Glenn Beck and others for defamation....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 27, 2016 11:17 AM (vg8iE)

15
Geez, turned on the internet and saw that hillary went full chi-com red in her Mao uniform last night. I guess she wanted to send a signal.

Oh and she could stand to lose a few pounds.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 27, 2016 11:17 AM (ODxAs)

16 Scott Adams has a good blog post up this morning that I think parallels Ace's thoughts last night and mine early this morning. Whatever the "score" on points was last night, Trump did what he needed to do to change perceptions. He demonstrated he wasn't a monster, thus giving many internal "permission" to do what they want to do, at least subconsciously, already, which is to vote for him.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2016 11:18 AM (mN+tK)

17 >>She'd gained 60 pounds during her year of reigning as Miss Universe


Sir Mix-A-Lot approves.

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2016 11:18 AM (N0qDx)

18 Hillary compromised national security. Trump called someone miss piggy. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2016 11:18 AM (kTF2Z)

19 She had one damn job.....

Just saying.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 11:18 AM (96C7R)

20 Is calling her Miss Piggy nice? Nope. But I am utterly certain she was
contractually obligated to maintain a certain size and she didn't.
That is utterly fair game to note
===

I think this falls into the category of "you had one job" type errors.

Posted by: looking closely at September 27, 2016 11:18 AM (ji45d)

21 @4 - Can't wait to listen!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 27, 2016 11:18 AM (vg8iE)

22 So I guess we can't talk about Hillary's odd ovoid physique then?

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 27, 2016 11:18 AM (4HySM)

23 Venezuela has a different attitude towards being fat these days.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at September 27, 2016 11:19 AM (3T0tP)

24 Oh FFS! We are officially an unserious nation.

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable. at September 27, 2016 11:19 AM (Enq6K)

25 Re: Hillary talking Cybersecurity at the debate last night.

Cybersecurity and Hillary go together like OJ Simpson running a combo domestic violence meeting/knife sharpening event.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 27, 2016 11:19 AM (ZivuY)

26 The picture in the first CNN link does not show a girl who is anywhere near 60 pounds overweight.

The second story shows her getting back in shape.

Good looking girl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 11:19 AM (mgbwf)

27 did anyone notice we didn't have a Moron Medical Monitoring Thread yesterday?

I screwed up. I'll put one up today.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:20 AM (dciA+)

28 Cybersecurity and Hillary go together like Jared and a kindergarden class

Posted by: Chicago Vota at September 27, 2016 11:20 AM (3T0tP)

29 Obesity is so bad the first lady is designing school lunches.

You are bad for calling someone obese.


I admit it, I'm confused.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Hillary Whisperer! at September 27, 2016 11:20 AM (hLRSq)

30 Clear evidence of Trump's sexism and racism, of course. But it would have been worse if he didn't seek to help her and simply terminated her from the title, while mocking her to reporters. So those are the tautological choices - be gracious and we (liberals and current media, but I repeat myself) hate you, be terrible and we hate you.

It's almost like they would prefer anyone not like their hive mind would simply die off. Which is harder than it seems, since the hive mind clear changes over time (as this CNN article shows). Keep up with the playbook or be cut instantly!

Posted by: Wineball3000 at September 27, 2016 11:20 AM (b3ujF)

31 I watched for a while....but Hillary's voice makes my ears bleed after a short period of time. I was hoping for a TKO on Trump's part, and while most polls show he came out ahead, I guess it wasn't the game changer a lot of us were hoping for.

On the interesting news front......you can now purchase surplus military Humvees! Cheaper ones go for as little as $5K, but presumably need quite a bit of work. More expensive ones are road ready.

http://tinyurl.com/ze3mppw

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 27, 2016 11:20 AM (XAzLE)

32 did anyone notice we didn't have a Moron Medical Monitoring Thread yesterday?

I screwed up. I'll put one up today.


I'm now interviewing representatives for a class action lawsuit. Must be Gold Membership or higher.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 27, 2016 11:21 AM (4HySM)

33 29- Hypocrisy and double standards in politics? Can't be.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2016 11:21 AM (mN+tK)

34 She really threw everything including the kitchen sink at him and it was a...tie. Going back twenty years for a comment? What's up for the next debate? He pulled little Suzie's pig tails in kindergarten?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2016 11:21 AM (kTF2Z)

35 17
>>She'd gained 60 pounds during her year of reigning as Miss Universe

Sir Mix-A-Lot approves.
====

Depends on where the weight was gained.

In fairness, she probably was at some sort of "fighting" weight when she won the title. IE, she was on a starvation diet and her weight that day was probably 10+lbs less than "normal". But, assuming she wasn't pregnant, gain of 60lbs is a bit hard to defend.




Posted by: looking closely at September 27, 2016 11:21 AM (ji45d)

36
14 O/T but I just read Clock Boy's family is now suing Fox News, Ben Shapiro, Glenn Beck and others for defamation....
---------------

Good. The discovery on the defendants' side should put the final nail in his coffin.

By the way, how are his applications to MIT, Stanford, Caltech, etc going? Surely his SAT scores will reflect a genius that they'd all like to gobble up.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 11:22 AM (oGNNA)

37 I'd still do her
Twice

Posted by: Ncj has an Ipad at September 27, 2016 11:22 AM (3f8gu)

38 Hillary won last night on points. She got under Trump's skin, attacked his businesses which are his pride, and was ready with a laundry list of faults, failures and supposed slights that he had done.

She was the bitchy ex-wife in divorce negotiations, and I don't think it will play well with the rest of America.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 27, 2016 11:22 AM (FYrz1)

39 8 You eat a lot of cereal and you gain a lot of weight. Duh.

I blame Kelloggs.
___________________

She said she didn't eat Kellogg's.

She was probably eating Doritos.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 27, 2016 11:22 AM (4rh2D)

40 #30
Hilary is trying ANYTHING to get women to abandon Trump. That's the only demographic she has left, and that's all this is.

Posted by: looking closely at September 27, 2016 11:22 AM (ji45d)

41 Looks like we're gonna need a bigger binder.

Posted by: Roy Scheider at September 27, 2016 11:23 AM (57K5j)

42 They have been doing oppo research on Trump for a year.



Expect to see "rape victims" and poor plumbers, etc in the last week of the
election.


I think this election is going to reach a new low.




REMEMBER, Wiki Leaks has not weighed in yet with their "October surprise"

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 27, 2016 11:23 AM (NbJXF)

43 What was Hillary Clinton thinking about as the debate ended? Miss Universe got too fat.

Posted by: MTF at September 27, 2016 11:23 AM (/m8T6)

44 "did anyone notice we didn't have a Moron Medical Monitoring Thread yesterday? "

I did. I want my money back.

Posted by: chris not rock at September 27, 2016 11:24 AM (sKB17)

45 The world is going to Hell in a handbasket and Tracy Flick--er, Hillary wants us to get upset by a 20 year old fat-shaming scandal????????


Not taking the bait, Hills!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 11:24 AM (NOIQH)

46 I've got more weighty and pressing matters to attend to, cross the 70K words threshold.

Because this will be yet more hand wringing, screaming, and selfish virtue signaling comments.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2016 11:24 AM (1+0rk)

47 Clearly a comment Donald made 20 years ago is more important than emails, Benghazi, uranium, weaponizing government, etc. etc.

There's no hope.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 11:24 AM (3sJ/S)

48 Hillary was eager to defend fat people.

Next comes vodka drinkers.

Posted by: MTF at September 27, 2016 11:24 AM (/m8T6)

49 Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: Kirsty Allie, jamming down doughnuts at September 27, 2016 11:25 AM (9mTYi)

50 It is truly surreal.

I have of course come to the conclusion that this election is "truth"'s swan song. The left is full of delusional people who have willfully convinced themselves that the lie is real. As they gain more power the act of standing for truth will become a state crime.

What CNN said 20 years ago is immaterial because today the sky is red if red it needs be for power.

Since the right is showing it will not fight the crazy survival says hide amongst the crazies.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:25 AM (SzZnW)

51
Didn't look at any pics, but I'm guessing I would have porked a 60lb extra weight Miss Universe in 1996.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 27, 2016 11:26 AM (ODxAs)

52
In fairness, she probably was at some sort of "fighting" weight when she won the title. IE, she was on a starvation diet and her weight that day was probably 10+lbs less than "normal". But, assuming she wasn't pregnant, gain of 60lbs is a bit hard to defend.

------------------

That's probably exactly what happened. Brides do it, Chelsea Clinton does it. Wait, did I say that? Yes. Of course Chelsea starved and corseted herself into the sheath she wore to the DNC coronation.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 11:26 AM (oGNNA)

53 Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: Kirsty Allie, jamming down doughnuts at September 27, 2016 11:25 AM (9mTYi)


Whoa. Slow down there, sister.

Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at September 27, 2016 11:26 AM (4HySM)

54 One thing I noticed last night: Even though there were several times there was crowd reaction to what Hillary had to say, the only time Lester Holt reminded them that they're supposed to remain quiet is when they reacted to Trump calling on Hillary to release her deleted e-mails.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 11:26 AM (bMG0w)

55 In BC and I's newest podcast LINK IN NIC YOU GO LISTEN NOW, we discuss fat shaming and I note that I, a fat girl, don't like it but it's also not necessarily out of bounds.

Fair warning. Not only is this more profane than usual but I share my true thoughts about how I feel about certain things the Horde has been saying.

If you assume that means something less than flattering, you're right. Fair warning. Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:13 AM (mf5HN)

I listen and obey, Empress!
*struggles to put on headphones over her Witchhunter Robin hairstyle*

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 27, 2016 11:26 AM (ar2KI)

56 We have always been against fat shaming Columbian models!!

Posted by: Hillry "Winston Smith" Clinton at September 27, 2016 11:26 AM (/m8T6)

57 Hillary Clinfon has always maintained that Alicia Machado is the Gold Standard of Ms. Universe pageant winners. Not that icky TPP thing.

Posted by: Hillary's Fact Checkers at September 27, 2016 11:26 AM (AfbS9)

58 Clearly, you're misinformed, Ace:
==========
Well, good news, Trump is busy this morning talking about how fat Miss Universe Alicia Machado got.

Man, what a display of counterpunching last night!

Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 27, 2016 09:18 AM (mFkVC)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 27, 2016 11:27 AM (LdMbv)

59 Hmm. I think if the full story gets out, Trump may win over a few more women voters. Rather than going along with yanking her crown he arranged a personal training program for her and stated on the record that he understood stress eating cuz he does it himself. That is pretty cool modern chivalry in this woman's opinion.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 27, 2016 11:27 AM (Jen0I)

60 4 Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:13 AM (mf5HN)

I judge a plumber by how well the water flows, I judge a doctor by being alive....

if you peddle your ass for profit you may want to keep it in a state of desirability.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:27 AM (SzZnW)

61 118 to 178? Wow. She increased her weight by 50%.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 27, 2016 11:27 AM (Nwg0u)

62

Thats Hillarys best shot

Seriously. Thats all she got?

Boy thing are at a pretty pass when she has to rile up the triggly puff vote

If she is concerned the triggly puffs are staying home, she is in trouble

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 11:27 AM (BkJzF)

63 I think this woman wound up struggling with bulimia to try to get her weight under control.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 27, 2016 11:27 AM (6IPEM)

64 Didn't look at any pics, but I'm guessing I would have porked a 60lb extra weight Miss Universe in 1996.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 27, 2016 11:26 AM (ODxAs)


This is the kind of civic-minded attitude that makes this place so great.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 27, 2016 11:27 AM (4HySM)

65 Hillary "Trumped up blah blah blah"
Trump "Again with the "Trumped" up bit, look, I get your trying to start a meme, or play the dozens, or whatever, but this is serious. You want to play games and continue the policies that have left so many Americans behind. But you don't care about them, you've already said they're deplorable. You just care about continuing the failed policies that have enriched you and your Wall Street cronies, you know, the guys who pay you 6 figures to talk for 20 minutes. Strange how you won't release the transcripts of what you said though."

That's how it should be done.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2016 11:27 AM (mN+tK)

66 To be fair, she looked like a heavier girl in a skinny 19 year old body.

She said on Twitter today implying voting for Hillary or some crazy shit. How did she just get a damn passport to America when most in that country have to starve And eat garbage?

Also Trump made her who she is today via Miss USA and this is the thanks he gets. Something stinks to high heaven here.

I received my passport ! I'm ready to vote For my country for you @HillaryClinton for my daughter For women workers
12 hours ago - Twitter

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 11:27 AM (96C7R)

67 Listened to Kellyanne Conway this morning on F&F.

She said that 1. The campaign had predicted what questions would be asked and so none of the questions last night were a surprise. She said that she and other's had Trump practice having questions fired at him of all sorts, and he handled it well during debate practice.(I've read numerous posts here claiming that Trump didn't prep for this debate which is baloney).

2. She said that to respond to people complaining that this subject and that point were missed and why wasn't this brought up, etc. , that is what the campaign is responsible for between debates. She said Trump is on his way to Florida for an appearance today and will continue to bring up the points not brought up last night

3. She said Trump earlier this morning and now she wanted to say that(I can hear the collective screams from the Horde now) they felt "Lester Holt did a good job of moderating under very difficult circumstances."

Read what she is actually saying, that the vast majority of America knows also. Lester Holt was being told by NBC exactly what he could and couldn't ask or state about Hillary and the entire debate was slanted toward the Democrats, as they always are.
The Trump campaign knew this going in and the goal was to not fall for any traps. Which Trump didn't.

By the way, Trump again did something candidates never do after a debate. He and his family walked into the spin room with all the reporters and talked to all of them, one on one. Fox reporters were amazed.

I believe Hillary was hauled into her bloodmobile and treated on the way back to Chappaqua.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2016 11:28 AM (ntZAP)

68 Kellogg had canceled a deal for her to appear on boxes of Special K in Venezuela
I can see how that would be especially cruel to Venezuelans even 20 years ago let alone today.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 27, 2016 11:28 AM (LdMbv)

69 "did anyone notice we didn't have a Moron Medical Monitoring Thread yesterday? "

I did. I want my money back.
Posted by: chris not rock
----------

Great heavens! We just had an entire thread devoted to the efficacy of the Nude Pillar Leaning method of diet control. What do you want?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2016 11:28 AM (9mTYi)

70 It's easier to buy a gun than it is to find nutritious food!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 11:28 AM (IqV8l)

71 Another two hours there Empress? Gyah...

Yeah need to write.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2016 11:28 AM (1+0rk)

72 That cinches it. Trump is a sexist, misogynistic, woman-hating, fat-shaming, male chauvinist pig!

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 11:28 AM (0mRoj)

73 36 Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 11:22 AM (oGNNA)

I think he will get into MIT just fine... a barely B student from Columbia got into Harvard Law.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:28 AM (SzZnW)

74 I am shocked, shocked to discover that Hillary was lying again.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 27, 2016 11:29 AM (zoehZ)

75 This story is worthless without nekkid pictures. Of course, if she wants to lose weight, Venezuela is the perfect place to get a low-calorie diet, these days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2016 11:29 AM (o9m/V)

76 Trump punched a fat chick in the dick!!

Posted by: josephistan at September 27, 2016 11:29 AM (7HtZB)

77 Kellogg had canceled a deal for her to appear on boxes of Special K in Venezuela
I can see how that would be especially cruel to Venezuelans even 20 years ago let alone today.
Posted by: andycanuck
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Probably ended up on Kaboom! box.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2016 11:29 AM (9mTYi)

78 Yeah, in the universe of important issues, this one ranks pretty close to the bottom.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 27, 2016 11:30 AM (gXKl3)

79 Bill and I were never against having fat women in our bed. House. On our TV. Oh, what did I mean to say?!?!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton => at September 27, 2016 11:30 AM (/m8T6)

80 101 Girls I'd Like to Pork.

#101 -- The Slightly Chubby Ms Universe 1996
#100 #100a -- Both of the models from the art thread

It's a coffee table book.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 27, 2016 11:30 AM (hqZPQ)

81 Oh yeah AlextheChick - https://vimeo.com/182966507

To get the splatterfest going properly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2016 11:30 AM (1+0rk)

82 The Kelloggs Special K boxes in Venezuela still have her picture on the front as a fatty but it's false advertising because the boxes are empty.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 27, 2016 11:30 AM (4HySM)

83
She had gained an estimated 40 pounds to 158. She was asked to shed 27 of those pounds or else lose her title as Miss Universe. That sounds like a lot, but she was 5'9" and weighed 118 pounds when she was crowned Miss Universe.



So, she gained 1/3 of her original body weight in just a few months. 40 pounds is pregnancy level weight gain.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 11:30 AM (kdS6q)

84
This story is worthless without nekkid pictures. Of course, if she wants
to lose weight, Venezuela is the perfect place to get a low-calorie
diet, these days.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2016 11:29 AM (o9m/V)


Think of all the exercise one gets while dumpster diving!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 27, 2016 11:30 AM (1ZOkK)

85
Venezuela is the perfect place to get a low-calorie diet, these days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Yeah, look at Nicolás Maduro

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 11:31 AM (IqV8l)

86
I received my passport ! I'm ready to vote For my country for you @HillaryClinton for my daughter For women workers
----------------

What does she mean by "my country"?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 11:31 AM (oGNNA)

87

There are a lot of reasons why people eat too much, but the one fact that so many people seem to miss, is most of us on the planet have more then enough to eat. In other words, we're not starving.

In a historical perspective, that is an amazing accomplishment.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 27, 2016 11:31 AM (uvzBK)

88 54
One thing I noticed last night: Even though there were several times
there was crowd reaction to what Hillary had to say, the only time
Lester Holt reminded them that they're supposed to remain quiet is when
they reacted to Trump calling on Hillary to release her deleted e-mails.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 11:26 AM (bMG0w)

Yeah, I noticed that also. Shocka, right?

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable. at September 27, 2016 11:31 AM (Enq6K)

89 Does sexing a former Miss Universe who put on some weight count as a pity fuck?

Because I'll take one for the team. I'm a giver like that.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 27, 2016 11:31 AM (KUaJL)

90 I love this stuff. I hope we keep getting this stuff brought up.

Trump acknowledged a beauty pageant winner who put on weight.

Hillory has dead bodies on her resume.

People see the difference. Notice, I said people. I didn't say nevertrumpers.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (TOk1P)

91 So, she gained 1/3 of her original body weight in just a few months. 40 pounds is pregnancy level weight gain.


The girl likes to eat a cheesecake every now and then.

Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (4HySM)

92 Those internals must really suck if they've got to make this nothingburger full of bullshit war on women nonsense their big gotcha to shore up the woman vote.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (0dXaM)

93 Fair warning. Not only is this more profane than usual but I share my
true thoughts about how I feel about certain things the Horde has been
saying.



If you assume that means something less than flattering, you're right. Fair warning.
---
Does it include the advertized explanation you gave your boss of stripper culture?

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (3Liv/)

94 Didn't look at any pics, but I'm guessing I would have porked a 60lb extra weight Miss Universe in 1996.




Bang like a screen door in a windstorm.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (ApT0U)

95 Maybe he meant she's hot. Doesn't Kermit go out with Miss Piggy? Isn't Miss Piggy the real victim here, since Hillary apparently thinks that being compared to Miss Piggy is an unforgivable insult?

Posted by: Michael at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (KClXw)

96 Where all da wide women at?

Posted by: Chubby Chaser Sheriff Bart at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (XoldI)

97 I guess ol' Lester is getting lots of "attaboys" and slaps on the back today.

Douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 27, 2016 11:33 AM (1ZOkK)

98 I thin she looked great!

Posted by: Brian Denehy at September 27, 2016 11:33 AM (bzd8I)

99 THIS is the burning issue that needs to be discussed!

Not the SOS taking bribes, private servers containing classified documents, illegal shredding of emails, the death of an ambassador and his guards, the corruption of the FBI, DOJ, and IRS.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 27, 2016 11:33 AM (7ZVPa)

100 Does sexing a former Miss Universe who put on some weight count as a pity fuck?

Because I'll take one for the team. I'm a giver like that.



Take a number and stand in line.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 11:33 AM (ApT0U)

101 Does sexing a former Miss Universe who put on some weight count as a pity f**k?

Because I'll take one for the team. I'm a giver like that.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 27, 2016 11:31 AM (KUaJL)


I was gonna say, but then I noticed Venezuela.


Really, the voice of broads from that neck of the world. Stand it, I can't.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 11:33 AM (TOk1P)

102 91 Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (4HySM)

I like to eat Pizza, my inner appetites left unchecked I can eat *a* pizza.....

a 20 inch pizza....

the woman ate *a* cheesecake....

a 40 inch cheesecake

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:34 AM (SzZnW)

103 95 Maybe he meant she's hot. Doesn't Kermit go out with Miss Piggy? Isn't Miss Piggy the real victim here, since Hillary apparently thinks that being compared to Miss Piggy is an unforgivable insult?
Posted by: Michael at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (KClXw)

Kermit dumped that self-centered, violent, abusive, manipulative bitch for a younger model.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 11:34 AM (0mRoj)

104 30 years ago, Hillary's husband was getting blow jobs while she vacuumed the room next door.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2016 11:34 AM (VndSC)

105 By the way: This was twenty years ago.

Maybe so, but anything is good enough for the MSM if they can fashion it into a stick to whack Trump with.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 27, 2016 11:34 AM (Jt6/X)

106 does anyone actually want to talk about this?

Posted by: Shoey at September 27, 2016 11:34 AM (vA94g)

107
Thats Hillarys best shot. Seriously. Thats all she got?
Posted by: ThunderB



The demographics of her recent polling is that her support is down to aggrieved minorities and white women.

Guess which this J'accuse is designed to rally.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 11:34 AM (kdS6q)

108
I think he will get into MIT just fine... a barely B student from Columbia got into Harvard Law.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:28 AM (SzZnW)
-----------------

Mebbe. I was asking because I get the impression those STEM programs aren't so impressed by unquantifiable qualifications.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 11:34 AM (oGNNA)

109 95 Posted by: Michael at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (KClXw)

Leave me alone....leave ME ALONE!

//Amy Schumer

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:35 AM (SzZnW)

110 If The FAB did not play the Vagina Card, she would have no cards to play at all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 27, 2016 11:35 AM (zp+j1)

111 Sooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2016 11:35 AM (VndSC)

112 Probably ended up on Kaboom! box.
Socialism at work. In Venezuela only millionaires can afford Kaboom!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 27, 2016 11:35 AM (LdMbv)

113
I too would like there to be discussions of much more weight matters in politics, but it is the culture we live in, this is what the majority of people discuss. They care about bruce jenner and his weird family more than what happened to Chris Stevens and the heroic fight at Benghazi. Unless its a movie, then they might talk about the explosions. A. Breitbart was right that politics is downstream of culture. The Left have dumbed culture down to its lowest point, and we must fight in the mud.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 27, 2016 11:35 AM (ODxAs)

114 And so it starts again.

Posted by: Keith at September 27, 2016 11:35 AM (USf3s)

115 She likes her candy.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 27, 2016 11:35 AM (6IPEM)

116 Looked at pictures of her.

Not impressed back then or now.

She should be thanking Trump instead of sticking a knife in his back.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 11:36 AM (96C7R)

117 Alex the Chick,

1. I never told you what you could or could not watch. Seems to me you're making up a Heroic Persecution complex for yourself to somehow make yourself into a Hero for watching your fucking Shows all day.

2. Enjoy watching your fucking Shows all day.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:36 AM (dciA+)

118 First concern troll of the thread shows up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 27, 2016 11:36 AM (1ZOkK)

119 Every other candidate on the stage for the first GOP debate would've wiped the floor with her.

Let me at her. Just let me at her.

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at September 27, 2016 11:36 AM (4HySM)

120 34

Hillary stole Doc Brown's DeLorean and went back to 1973 to bash Trump over DOJ lawsuits.

Trump's response should have been: 1973? Was that before or after you were kicked off the legal team prosecuting the Watergate scandal on ethics charges?

So many whiffed opportunities. But like a lot of people have said, he didn't mortally wound himself, and he has shown a propensity for being a quick study. I expect his next debate performance to be much better.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 27, 2016 11:36 AM (AfbS9)

121 True test of who won the debate is whether polls move.

Early Breitbart poll fits with what I wrote on a down thread: Neither candidate will gain or lose with the already committed, but Trump will gain more with undecideds. This poll shows Trump is already + 2% with undecideds.

From here to November, there's now little that can go wrong for Trump, and Hillary still has a lot of exposure.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 27, 2016 11:36 AM (r1fLd)

122 jesus some people are addicted to TV and, like any other addicts, they react bitterly and hostilely if anyone chooses not to imbibe

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:36 AM (dciA+)

123 "Trump says mean things about women! I, on the other hand, just have people killed and then never speak of them again. Big difference."

Posted by: Hillary The Nexus of Evil at September 27, 2016 11:37 AM (f+E6d)

124 118 Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:36 AM (dciA+)

I'm certain you are really holding 18 inch nails behind your back that forced the Armored Rugby Fans to run the gauntlet.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:37 AM (SzZnW)

125 Just heard a sound bite on the radio from Clinton about temperament and what is needed for "the hardest job in the world." (her words)

I wonder if she will be replacing the lamp?

Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 27, 2016 11:37 AM (r65B3)

126 Here's a question, Alex:

Who the fuck are YOU to lecture me about all the Great Shows I should be watching?

No thanks. I'll be living actual life. you enjoy your Shows.

Stop lecturing us about how wonderful sitting in front of a TV is.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:37 AM (dciA+)

127 Posted by: bkeyser at September 27, 2016 11:35 AM (hR1bf)


Your concern is:

[] Not Noted
[x] Noted

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 27, 2016 11:38 AM (KUaJL)

128 Don't bother with those pesky facts... It's the seriousness of the charge that matters...

Oh, Holt was an asshole...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 27, 2016 11:38 AM (O2RFr)

129 It looks like your Twitter troll has decided to show up at the HQ, Ace.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 27, 2016 11:38 AM (LdMbv)

130 What I really want to know is...did Bill sleep with her? He had a thing with Miss Arkansas for a while, right?

Looks like some of this is coming from a place of bitterness on Hillary's part. Who the heck cares about a beauty queen two decades on except a bitter, scorned wife???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 11:38 AM (NOIQH)

131 This poll shows Trump is already + 2% with undecideds.

The undecideds could go either way.

Posted by: The Wit and Wisdom of George H.W. Bush, Rock Solid Conservative Who Will Vote for Hillary at September 27, 2016 11:38 AM (4HySM)

132 I went looking for Alicia Machado fat pictures and didn't find any.

I did find her very much not fat and also not wearing any clothes.

http://bit.ly/2dwHM5t

Very much not at all safe for work.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 11:39 AM (mgbwf)

133 Every other candidate on the stage for the first GOP debate would've wiped the floor with her.

Except Trump.

------------

Do you really mean it? Thanks!

Posted by: Jeb Bush, Lindsey Graham, John Kasich, et al at September 27, 2016 11:39 AM (7HtZB)

134 Those internals must really suck if they've got to make this nothingburger full of bullshit war on women nonsense their big gotcha to shore up the woman vote.
Posted by: Chupacabra at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM
******
That's a good point. She is still trying to shore up her base to get them to vote when she should be appealing to the the general, broader electorate.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 27, 2016 11:39 AM (6IPEM)

135 >>>27 did anyone notice we didn't have a Moron Medical Monitoring Thread yesterday?

i did.
i thought you had given up.
btw, my favorite part...
"you were in the pool?!!"
"yes, i was questioning the mermaids!"

Posted by: concrete girl at September 27, 2016 11:39 AM (UU5Wy)

136 Every other candidate on the stage for the first GOP debate would've wiped the floor with her.

Except Trump.


Well I don't know about that. I have little faith that Jeb! could have done much of anything except crawl into a fetal position and sob.

But I do think the others would have prepared more, would not have fallen for Hillary's obvious bait, and would have stayed on message much more instead of going off on some tangent with extemporaneous remarks.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 27, 2016 11:39 AM (gXKl3)

137 Every other candidate on the stage for the first GOP debate would've wiped the floor with her.

Except Trump.


Posted by: bkeyser

I would have given her a medal.

Posted by: Jeb! at September 27, 2016 11:40 AM (326rv)

138 I'm surprised that Trump at that age was so sensitive and considerate to her. He strikes me a really nice guy, who has to sometimes fire people.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 27, 2016 11:40 AM (iWW0H)

139 87 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 27, 2016 11:31 AM (uvzBK)

for the first time with proper logistics and a functioning global economy the entire world could be fed with exploited resources...

of course the Leftist response is enforced scarcity under the aegis of global warming.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:40 AM (SzZnW)

140 OK, here is a slightly plump Machado:

http://www.judgmentofparis.com/AM.jpg

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 11:40 AM (mgbwf)

141 I have one word for you, Ms Machado.

Diabeetus.


Posted by: Wilfred Brimley at September 27, 2016 11:40 AM (hqZPQ)

142 It's too much to ask a guy like Trump to nail Clinton on all her corruptions especially in these rigged debate formats. In addition to not being the most articulate guy, he has the added burden of trying to win an election and not irritate delicate voting blocks while fighting two people at once.

Hillary always has that smug-faced fall back position that Comey said I'm innocent.

Even experienced an prosecutor, Gowdy had trouble dealing with her - shutdowns - I don't recalls. And she's a pro at deflections.

When it comes to Hillary we would all like to see an Andrew Breitbart or Christopher Hitchens type who's only concern was to go after Hillary on everything. Guys who know the facts inside and out and the ability to articulate them with sharp lightening speed. Because the volume of material alone is daunting to a novice like Trump.



Posted by: The media Suxs at September 27, 2016 11:40 AM (ZivuY)

143 Maybe he meant she's hot. Doesn't Kermit go out with Miss Piggy? Isn't Miss Piggy the real victim here, since Hillary apparently thinks that being compared to Miss Piggy is an unforgivable insult?
Posted by: Michael at September 27, 2016 11:32 AM (KClXw)

Kermit dumped that self-centered, violent, abusive, manipulative bitch for a younger model.



What's green and smells like pork?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 11:41 AM (ApT0U)

144
Is calling her Miss Piggy nice? Nope.



In 1996 Miss Piggy was an enormously popular character who was viewed as an strong independent female.Her persona had little to do with her weight.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 27, 2016 11:41 AM (lKyWE)

145 >>Every other candidate on the stage for the first GOP debate would've wiped the floor with her.

Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 27, 2016 11:41 AM (XoldI)

146

The Clinton's are digging to the core of the earth to try to find "dirt" on Trump.

Whereas today, he surrounds himself with strong, intelligent and confident women.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 11:41 AM (qCMvj)

147 30 years ago Bill was banging and raping girls from the projects while taking a jog.

20 years ago he was doing the same but with different girls.

10 years ago he was raping underage girls on Pedo Island.


BUT TRUMP IS BAD FOR HOLDING THE PAGEANT THAT KEPT THIS GIRL FROM BECOMING A STREET WALKER IN VENEZUELA.

GOT IT

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 11:42 AM (96C7R)

148 136- I really enjoyed The Nice Guys, too. I'd like to see sequels, but with a twist. Each one should be set in a different era, but with the same two primary characters/backstory. The Nice Guys in the 50s, then the Nice Guys in the 80s and so on. Never say anything about it, don't even answer questions, just do it.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2016 11:42 AM (mN+tK)

149 Do you really mean it? Thanks!
Posted by: Jeb Bush, Lindsey Graham, John Kasich, et al
====
Woohoo!

Posted by: paul ryan versus joe biden at September 27, 2016 11:42 AM (LdMbv)

150 147 Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 11:42 AM (96C7R)

Pepe she would have been a street waddler....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:42 AM (SzZnW)

151 "Every other candidate on the stage for the first GOP debate would've wiped the floor with her."

Trump's mission #1 in the first debate was to not look scary. Schlonging her was inconsistent with this. Expect he'll do it in the third debate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 27, 2016 11:42 AM (r1fLd)

152 Last night must have been a record for the most trolls.... All "worried" that Trump blew the whole election...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 27, 2016 11:42 AM (O2RFr)

153 Like some sort of unspoken quauntum leap subtext

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2016 11:43 AM (mN+tK)

154 Alex the Chick,

1. I never told you what you could or could not watch. Seems to me you're making up a Heroic Persecution complex for yourself to somehow make yourself into a Hero for watching your fucking Shows all day.

2. Enjoy watching your fucking Shows all day.
Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:36 AM (dciA+)



Thank you, I will.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:43 AM (mf5HN)

155
124 "Trump says mean things about women! I, on the other hand, just have people killed and then never speak of them again. Big difference."

---------------------

Hillary is the political and life partner of a rapist.

Sorry, that's one of my broken records.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 11:43 AM (oGNNA)

156 Hillary opened herself up to a bunch of Rape-o-Bill ads with that last attempt at "immah femalez" campaigning. Just put her line followed by facts of Bill being a rapist or Hill delightfully helping child rapist.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 27, 2016 11:43 AM (XwTyM)

157 142 I have one word for you, Ms Machado.
Diabeetus.
Posted by: Wilfred Brimley at September 27, 2016 11:40 AM (hqZPQ)



Exercise plan

Exercise #1: Pushing away from the table.

Alternatively, move back to Venezuela. Standing in line for hours to get some chow will make the weight melt right off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 11:44 AM (SRKgf)

158 144 Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 27, 2016 11:41 AM (lKyWE)

I CAN ALWAYS FIND SOMEONE TO SLEEP WITH!

//Amy Schumer near a coma ward

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:44 AM (SzZnW)

159 "Every other candidate on the stage for the first GOP debate would've wiped the floor with her."

Rick Lazio mopped the floor with Hillary in a debate once.

He was attacked for being mean to her and lost his election.

Posted by: V the K at September 27, 2016 11:44 AM (O7MnT)

160 More socialism will solve the obesity problem in the US. It is working wonders in Venezuela..

Posted by: Ripley at September 27, 2016 11:44 AM (1BQGO)

161 You want the guy who can tell Miss Universe she maybe needs to lose a few pounds or the woman whose husband has cheated openly on her for decades?

Posted by: Michael at September 27, 2016 11:44 AM (KClXw)

162 the difference between spitting and swallowing

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 27, 2016 11:45 AM (/CIN4)

163 154 Alex the Chick,

1. I never told you what you could or could not watch. Seems to me you're making up a Heroic Persecution complex for yourself to somehow make yourself into a Hero for watching your fucking Shows all day.

2. Enjoy watching your fucking Shows all day.
Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:36 AM (dciA+)


Thank you, I will.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:43 AM (mf5HN)


************

Holy snikes.

ace "on Trump" is not pretty.

Posted by: Homes at September 27, 2016 11:45 AM (fi5nC)

164 What's green and smells like pork?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 11:41 AM (ApT0U)


Moldy bacon?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)

165

Cheesecake, oh let me tell you about Cheesecake!

I thought it would be fun to learn how to bake Cheesecake, so, for about a month, I baked cheesecake... and that was all I ate.

Those cheesecake fat pounds are impossible to take off. Those cheesecake fat pounds are for life, man. They never come off, never!

And let me tell you about being fired. I have been fired and the SOB had the audacity to tell me that it was for my own good. I should have been like disgruntled, fired, ex-employees everywhere and shot the SOB.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 27, 2016 11:45 AM (uvzBK)

166 I was disappointed with Trump's performance, but I can't say Hillary won.

What pisses me off is Trump is always going to be the guy that thinks he already knows so much that he never has to crack open a book and prepare.

Someone who had done just a bit of homework could have put Hillary away. She came across smug, condescending and incredibly awkward.

It was a lost opportunity but I can't say I'm surprised.

Posted by: Maritime at September 27, 2016 11:45 AM (2JFSt)

167 160 More socialism will solve the obesity problem in the US. It is working wonders in Venezuela..

I've worked at a food bank and let Me tell you, I've been waiting for some of those alleged starving people we have heard about to show up... Saying most are "plump" is being kind...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 27, 2016 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

168 I'm glad I miss all this ridiculous stuff. I did gain 50 lbs once, but it was my first pregnancy (should have gained 25) and I thought I had permission to go full Fig Newton.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 11:46 AM (09Ay7)

169 big girls need loving too

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 27, 2016 11:46 AM (/CIN4)

170 138 I'm surprised that Trump at that age was so sensitive and considerate to her. He strikes me a really nice guy, who has to sometimes fire people.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 27, 2016 11:40 AM (iWW0H)



Which will be a handy skill in the Oval Office. Because there are SO many who need to go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 11:46 AM (SRKgf)

171 >> I did find her very much not fat and also not
>> wearing any clothes.

Your eyesight checks 20/10.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 11:46 AM (TppKb)

172
Posted by: paul ryan versus joe biden at September 27, 2016 11:42 AM (LdMbv)

------------------
Man, if that one wasn't definitive, historic proof that winning on points means squat.... I was still amazed that sticking his tongue out and chortling over Ryan's answers didn't hurt Biden, but I guess that's the sort of thing you can do when your opponent is clunky and wonky.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 11:47 AM (oGNNA)

173 165 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 27, 2016 11:45 AM (uvzBK)

or you know agreed, and said "you are right Dave this is a shit job with retarded monkeys for a job force and I am probably better off working for the competition....."

That always works well.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:47 AM (SzZnW)

174 >>You want the guy who can tell Miss Universe she maybe needs to lose a
few pounds or the woman whose husband has cheated openly on her for
decades?


Woman who cleaned up after her husband's affairs and sexual assaults like a mafia boss, including killing their pets and threatening their kids.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 11:47 AM (NOIQH)

175 People see the difference. Notice, I said people. I didn't say nevertrumpers.

The NRO crowd is in hysterics this morning about how Trump completely bombed and we can't blame them if Hillary wins. Uhh, suuuuure.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2016 11:47 AM (KUTP5)

176 Mom and dad are fighting.

Bobby, you go sit in the corner and rock. Jimmy, you go sniff glue. Suzy, cut yourself. Priscilla, go sex up the neighborhood creeps.

I'll sit here and contemplate my future as a therapist, where I can borrow the voices in my head to "work" with my patients.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2016 11:48 AM (TOk1P)

177
I CAN ALWAYS FIND SOMEONE TO SLEEP WITH!
//Amy Schumer near a coma ward
Posted by: sven10077




No! I don't live in the sea! I live in Encino!

//Amy Schumer on the beach, as the townsfolk try to return her to the water because they think she's a stranded killer whale.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 11:48 AM (kdS6q)

178 What's green and smells like pork?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 11:41 AM (ApT0U)


Moldy bacon?
Posted by: Insomniac




Kermit's middle finger.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 11:48 AM (ApT0U)

179 The NRO crowd is in hysterics this morning about how Trump completely bombed and we can't blame them if Hillary wins. Uhh, suuuuure.

Time will tell I guess...I didn't think Trump did so bad... Holt didn't help... It was double teaming...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 27, 2016 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

180 177 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2016 11:48 AM (kdS6q)

She leaves a lot of comedy on the floor....along with her knickers and dignity.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:49 AM (SzZnW)

181
Every other candidate on the stage for the first GOP debate would've wiped the floor with her. Except Trump. Posted by: bkeyser
Trump won the most important part of the debate last night.What really matters is the battle ground states and perhaps him stealing some long time democrat strongholds in the rustbelt.He wiped the floor with her on TPP and bringing jobs home,every other Republican that was on stage with him during the primaries would have been extolling the vitures of TPP and Clinton would use it to beat them over the head.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 27, 2016 11:49 AM (lKyWE)

182 Oh the irony that Jeanne Moos(e) from CNN reported on the weight gain of Ms Venezuela.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 27, 2016 11:49 AM (BVHrS)

183 OK, here is a slightly plump Machado:



http://www.judgmentofparis.com/AM.jpg

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 11:40 AM (mgbwf)


Even porked out a bit, she ain't exactly dog meat.

You know, Trump really comes off as a kind, caring person in this story.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2016 11:49 AM (o9m/V)

184 179- I'd just chalk that up to confirmation bias and not worry one bit about it.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2016 11:49 AM (mN+tK)

185 So this was an actual thing and a point of embarrassment for the pageant (and for the woman herself).


By the way: This was twenty years ago.



It doesn't matter. There is no statute of limitations when it comes to shaming a woman.

All women are goddesses and all men must bow before them.*

*of course, this certainly does apply to the 'ettes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 27, 2016 11:50 AM (X6fMO)

186 I like
Big lies and can't control my butt

Posted by: Hil Fibs-A-Lot the Methane Monster at September 27, 2016 11:50 AM (/f6Nd)

187 179 Posted by: deplorable donna at September 27, 2016 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

"What would zombie Buckley do?"

//KD Williamson Byline

"Modern Buckley is applauding your aid to the democrat Big Kev"

//Sven shaking his head sadly

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:50 AM (SzZnW)

188 Burt TC. Family therapist


End of times stuff

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 11:50 AM (tMJZb)

189 What's green and smells like pork?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 11:41 AM (ApT0U)


Kermit's finger.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 27, 2016 11:50 AM (Jt6/X)

190 so anyway:

Look, TV Bugs, I don't really care what you choose to watch on TV all day, as a passive spectator, watching other people stage-act life instead of living it.

No, I don't have much respect for the choice, but I also don't care about it much.

You are all officially free to watch all the wonderful, wonderful television you want.

And I am free to not follow you in your choice, and to decide that being active and engaging in life is more rewarding that watching electric pantomimes of it.

Sorry we're just gonna have to agree to disagree. You think television is a worthy use of your time.

I have no firm data on that. I don't know what your time is worth.

But I can say it is not a worthy use of MY time.

If you take that as a rebuke, well, we all get to make our choices, and we all get to have our opinions.

Is this the next phase of Social Justice Warrioring? People complaining that other people don't embrace their TV-based lifestyle?

Look, I'm out of the prison now and all I can tell you is it's better on the outside.

if you want to stay in, vaya con dios.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:50 AM (dciA+)

191 169 big girls need loving too
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 27, 2016 11:46 AM (/CIN4)

They just have to pay for it. Giggity-giggity!

Posted by: Quagmire at September 27, 2016 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

192
What pisses me off is Trump is always going to be the guy that thinks he already knows so much that he never has to crack open a book and prepare.

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According to a moron who bravely watched KellyAnne this morning, he did -- but perhaps he's just not terribly composed in that format, and might do better next time. Hillary will continue her worst qualities of being forced and rote, we all know that.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 11:51 AM (oGNNA)

193 Trump didn't "disqualify" himself last night. He lost on "debate points." Doesn't that mean Trump won? He may have lost by conventional standards, but all that means is he was her equal who simply got bested on that night. That's basically a win for Trump because what it doesn't mean is he is completely "disqualified."

Note people use that term (disqualified) as if it has some grand meaning. I have probably used it to. But it is really a meaningless term.

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 11:51 AM (gmeXX)

194 Even porked out a bit, she ain't exactly dog meat.


My assessment as well.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 11:51 AM (mgbwf)

195 Horde, for the record, I am very vicious towards ace specifically and by name in the podcast.

If I don't like getting rough pushback, I shouldn't play roughly. I did. ace is replying in kind as is his right, most particularly since this is his playground.

Obviously, ace and I have a very fundamental disagreement on this point. So be it.

But I do want to make it clear that this is in response to me throwing a punch. If I get hit back in the mouth? Should've kept my hands up, shouldn't I?

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:51 AM (mf5HN)

196 178 What's green and smells like pork?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 11:41 AM

Kermit's middle finger.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 11:48 AM (ApT0U)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KERMIT'S A GREEN FROG WHO'S BEEN FINGERING MISS PIGGY'S VAGINA AND SHE'S A PIG!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 27, 2016 11:51 AM (0mRoj)

197 Fair warning. Not only is this more profane than usual but I share my true thoughts about how I feel about certain things the Horde has been saying.

If you assume that means something less than flattering, you're right. Fair warning.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:13 AM (mf5HN)


I apologize and denounce myself in advance.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 27, 2016 11:51 AM (X6fMO)

198 Meremortal, is he here? I need to say a thank you

Posted by: L, Elle at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (6IPEM)

199 So those who watched the debate hoping to see Hillary crash and burn, the way people watch an auto race hoping to see a crash, ended up watching the whole race only to see it end under the yellow flag?

At least Trump didn't crash and burn.

Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (XoldI)

200 >> The NRO crowd is in hysterics this morning about
>> how Trump completely bombed and we can't blame
>> them if Hillary wins. Uhh, suuuuure.

The thing is this: Trump's performance last night was weak. He didn't do himself any good, but he fortunately didn't do himself any harm.

He sees himself a big-picture guy, and blows off details. That can be a good thing in a President where you have good underlings, but it can also be a big problem if you're being played by your own staff (see Reagan).

He was also far too easily baited into run-on answers to stuff like the birther questions that should have been answered with one brusque line and dead air until Holt figures out that's all he's going to get. Trump hates dead air.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (TppKb)

201 The NRO crowd is in hysterics this morning about how Trump completely bombed and we can't blame them if Hillary wins. Uhh, suuuuure.


*****

While they tweeted out the most ridiculous shit all evening. Ian Tuttle needs a lobotomy.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (09Ay7)

202 Life must be a thrill-a-minute living around Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Fritz at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (2Mnv1)

203 Only Republican candidates are called out for things that happened in the past, even if it was decades ago.
Clinton's Benghazi fiasco? Oh come on, that was four years ago! Let it go!

Posted by: Hamilton at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (sCjDS)

204 190 Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:50 AM (dciA+)

It brings to mind Morgan Freeman explaining why the old fella offed himself on the outside....

"In the end you need these walls."

//Shawshank Redemption

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (SzZnW)

205 You think television is a worthy use of your time.

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I don't think it is - it still consumes a lot of my time. As Trump would say - So Sad.

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (gmeXX)

206 Trump allegedly called her Miss Piggy etc. in private and was supportive in public, correct?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (/f6Nd)

207 I honestly don't think debates matter all that much unless someone does something really stupid.

Here are the debate winners (and you know how the election actually turned)

Gore beat Bush
Kerry beat Bush (badly)
Palin beat Biden
Romney beat Obama (pretty badly in the first debate)

and so on

Still, I will fault someone for not properly preparing and Trump could have at least worked on his talking points.

I view it less as a "problem" for Trump and more a missed opportunity for an ascending Trump

Posted by: Maritime at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (2JFSt)

208 Homes

Oh FFS. Not everything is caused by Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 11:53 AM (tMJZb)

209 1. Miss Universe who gains 60 lbs is "Miss Piggy."

2. Bashir Assad is a "reformer."

Let's rank these in order of abject dumbassery.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2016 11:53 AM (B+qrE)

210 Gore beat Bush

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In no way did Gore beat Bush.

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 11:53 AM (gmeXX)

211 *heads off to listen to podcast*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 27, 2016 11:54 AM (1ZOkK)

212 I received my passport ! I'm ready to vote For my country for you @HillaryClinton for my daughter For women workers
12 hours ago - Twitter
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 11:27 AM (96C7R)



And, of course, for Dunkin' Donuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 11:54 AM (SRKgf)

213 I think he will get into MIT just fine... a barely B student from Columbia got into Harvard Law.


Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:28 AM (SzZnW)

Yeah, you're welcome for that.

Posted by: Foreign Student Preferences at September 27, 2016 11:54 AM (396pH)

214 210 Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 11:53 AM (gmeXX)

Eh....

Look Dubya benefited from low expectations and Gore's Make-up artist getting his "Spray On Reagan" on....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:54 AM (SzZnW)

215 In fact, Bush was a far better debater than people give him credit. I'd say for two reasons. Low expectations and he stuck to his very simple talking points.

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 11:55 AM (gmeXX)

216 >> Still, I will fault someone for not properly preparing
>> and Trump could have at least worked on his
>> talking points.

He had talking points. He owned the first 15 minutes or so. Hillary sounded like a DNC press release.

But then he got off-message, and he started getting too comfortable with jawboning with Holt (dear Ms Conroy, please beat this into your candidate: NEVER DEBATE THE MODERATOR.)

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 11:55 AM (TppKb)

217 "In no way did Gore beat Bush."

Pundits thought Gore won. IIRC more people thought Bush won.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 27, 2016 11:55 AM (r1fLd)

218 People who hate Trump thought he lost the debate.

People who support Trump thought he won.

People who will reluctantly vote for Trump think he did OK not great.

Those who don't care, still don't care.

Posted by: V the K at September 27, 2016 11:55 AM (O7MnT)

219 Look Dubya benefited from low expectations and Gore's Make-up artist getting his "Spray On Reagan" on....

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What most people remember from those debates are Gore's sighs.

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 11:55 AM (gmeXX)

220 Why are we talking about this crap? Because Hillary and her friends want us to.

Because now we are not talking about Bill raping women and Hillary destroying their lives when they tried to speak out about it.

"Fat Shaming?" From two decades ago? Really?

Our enemy is not stupid and they own the press. They are dangerous.

Stay focused people.




Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 27, 2016 11:55 AM (1zARK)

221 He had talking points. He owned the first 15 minutes or so. Hillary sounded like a DNC press release.
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Most swayable voters only have an attention span that long.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2016 11:56 AM (VndSC)

222 216 Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 11:55 AM (TppKb)

Moderator....

I don't think that word means what you think it does.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:56 AM (SzZnW)

223 Moderator....

I don't think that word means what you think it does.

In this case it didn't... He was double teaming...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 27, 2016 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

224 I'm so confused, I don't even understand the fight going on.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (09Ay7)

225 so here's what I did this weeking:

I attended three sessions of the new thing I'm doing which I'll tell you about later. It involved a lot of physical exertion.

Then I went shooting. Right after five hours of physical activity. I'm improving my aim.

Then I read a book. Not a long book, but a book I said I'd read -- Heinlein's Orphans of the Sky (Universe/Common Sense).

I did so much this weekend I actually need the week to repair and rest.

The next several nights I'll be doing my new thing again.

I haven't seen much television. If there were really great shows on, I guess i'm the asshole for missing them.

So tell me:

What great shows did I miss this weekend by choosing to be outside and challenging myself?

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (dciA+)

226 Well hey alex, at least you know ace listens to your podcast.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (bMG0w)

227 191 169 big girls need loving too
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 27, 2016 11:46 AM (/CIN4)
They just have to pay for it. Giggity-giggity!
Posted by: Quagmire at September 27, 2016 11:50 AM (7HtZB)



Are they rich too? If so, I'm on it!

Posted by: John "Secretariat" Kerry at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (SRKgf)

228 224
I'm so confused, I don't even understand the fight going on.


Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (09Ay7)

Phew....thought it was just me.

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable. at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (Enq6K)

229 >> Those who don't care, still don't care.

Trump didn't break out a whip and start flogging the Mexicans in the audience out of the building.

So it might pull a few undecideds.

I don't think Hillary got anything from it, and if that's as good as she's capable of then maybe Trump will survive all this.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 11:58 AM (TppKb)

230 I'm so confused, I don't even understand the fight going on.

I kind of get it... A fight over TV watching...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 27, 2016 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

231 I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2016 11:58 AM (IqV8l)

232 Trump owned the first 39 minutes, and then lost focus


Any body know what the drop off in viewing was?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 11:58 AM (tMJZb)

233 224 Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (09Ay7)

You obviously are not a child of alcoholics.

It is hard to get some people to let go of the bottle, and BESIDES it only destroys 15% of addicts' livers before other causes take them.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 11:58 AM (SzZnW)

234 Should've kept my hands up, shouldn't I?
Then drop the remote!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 27, 2016 11:58 AM (LdMbv)

235 I HEARD TRUMP STRAPPED A FAT GIRL TO THE ROOF OF HIS CAR!!! OMG 11111!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 27, 2016 11:58 AM (d9v6L)

236 Well hey alex, at least you know ace listens to your podcast.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (bMG0w)



That's actually what I got out of all of this.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:58 AM (mf5HN)

237 Trump did win and he did get a lot of shots in. He actually pulled a lot of his punches.

Trump's number one goal is to win the election not a debate and certainly not to take Hillary down (he might want that too) but job #1 is to win the election.

I'm sure he calculated the costs of saying and doing different things and kept his eyes on the big picture. Winning the election.

Sure we all saw some low hanging fruit and missed opportunities but this was his very first one on one debate against a liar of the highest caliber.



Posted by: The media Suxs at September 27, 2016 11:59 AM (ZivuY)

238
Just about everyone on Naked and Afraid could afford to lose some weight. Lots of love handles on that show.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 27, 2016 11:59 AM (OZmbA)

239 >> What great shows did I miss this weekend by
>> choosing to be outside and challenging myself?

Well, there was this one with two old people standing around jabbering...oh wait, that was Monday.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 11:59 AM (TppKb)

240 What great shows did I miss this weekend by choosing to be outside and challenging myself?

The end of LSU/Auburn.

Lordy.

Other than that, meh.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2016 11:59 AM (B+qrE)

241 Sure we all saw some low hanging fruit and missed opportunities but this was his very first one on one debate against a liar of the highest caliber.

I agree...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 27, 2016 11:59 AM (O2RFr)

242 203 Only Republican candidates are called out for things that happened in the past, even if it was decades ago.
Clinton's Benghazi fiasco? Oh come on, that was four years ago! Let it go!
Posted by: Hamilton at September 27, 2016 11:52 AM (sCjDS)



Back in fourth grade, Trump LIED. The dog didn't really eat his homework!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 12:00 PM (SRKgf)

243 Shrug. Cheap shots are part of the game, Trump can deal with this. It shows how desperate the Dems are to trot this kind of stuff out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2016 12:00 PM (39g3+)

244 230 Posted by: deplorable donna at September 27, 2016 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

Correct, pointing out that you have more folks having a better QoL after they cut the cord is a witch hunt.....

In the end I think the genuine indifference but acknowledgement of reality that TV is toxic, and aids and funds our enemies sticks in people's craws....

Every minute you watch the leftoids on TV funds their assault on liberty.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 12:00 PM (SzZnW)

245 Then I went shooting. Right after five hours of physical activity. I'm improving my aim.

Posted by: ace a




GUN THREAD!!

So, what'd you shoot??

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 12:00 PM (ApT0U)

246 240 What great shows did I miss this weekend by choosing to be outside and challenging myself?
The end of LSU/Auburn.
Lordy.
Other than that, meh.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2016 11:59 AM (B+qrE)



I was going to say "nothing," as Alabama wasn't on national TV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 12:00 PM (SRKgf)

247 >> Back in fourth grade, Trump LIED. The dog didn't
>> really eat his homework!

I'm betting at some point he probably told a girl he loved her just to get into her pants.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 12:00 PM (TppKb)

248 >>>I don't think it is - it still consumes a lot of my time. As Trump would say - So Sad.

I hear that. It's something i have to fight myself. Television makes it easy to be inert.

Sorry to be such a dick about it but as they say, you'll never find a more annoying self-righteous true believer than a recent convert.

My new answer to things is "yes." Yes, I'll go out. Yes, I'll do that new thing. Yes, I'll do three rounds of exercise in two days. Yes, I'll go out to dinner with you (I used to avoid social things).

Due to social phobia, panic, and basic laziness I avoided life for a long, long time.

I'm trying to make up for lost time.

And believe me -- I have a lot of lost time to make up for. I basically slept through the prime of my life.

If y'all want to talk about your hobby of television, that's fine, but I'm going to encourage people to find other, more rewarding hobbies.

And yeah, I am going to take that wilderness orienteering class.

I just have to figure out when I can fit it in.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:01 PM (dciA+)

249
I was a teen in the 1970s and it sure seemed like all the young girls (and guys) were a lot more fit then than they are now.
Our whole population looks like its been chug-a-lug-ing high fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 27, 2016 12:01 PM (OZmbA)

250 240 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2016 11:59 AM (B+qrE)

The Gus Bus ran over Les Miles then?

I was busy making a youtube Vid.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 12:02 PM (SzZnW)

251 So we're fat-splaining now.

OK.


Posted by: dananjcon at September 27, 2016 12:02 PM (NpXoL)

252 I was going to say "nothing," as Alabama wasn't on national TV.

*sigh*

Penn State was. I didn't waste a whole afternoon, though, as it quickly became too painful to watch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 12:02 PM (mgbwf)

253 In fact, Bush was a far better debater than people give him credit. I'd say for two reasons. Low expectations and he stuck to his very simple talking points.
Posted by: SH


_______

Bush was absolutely smoked by Kerry, he was not a good debater at all. It was like a deer in the headlights the entire time.

In fact, that's probably the worst debate performance by a President in my lifetime.

I remember thinking the Election was over.

Posted by: Maritime at September 27, 2016 12:02 PM (2JFSt)

254 248 Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:01 PM (dciA+)

The key is grasping while you are 29 that the clock never runs backwards.

You'll be fine.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 12:03 PM (SzZnW)

255 One thing I did like: Trump did not let Holt cut him off. He talked right over him, and shut him up on several occasions.

In another perspective, Holt was actually fairly nice; he could have insisted on interrupting Trump, but stood down.

I'm being charitable here, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 12:03 PM (SRKgf)

256 Fair warning. Not only is this more profane than usual but I share my true thoughts about how I feel about certain things the Horde has been saying.

If you assume that means something less than flattering, you're right. Fair warning.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:13 AM (mf5HN)

The Horde say nasty things? [Expression of innocence and surprise] Us?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 27, 2016 12:03 PM (RD7QR)

257 I just have to figure out when I can fit it in.

In between Gotham and The Walking Dead!

Posted by: not at September 27, 2016 12:03 PM (2WoCi)

258 Then I read a book.
====

Posted by: zombie sir arthur conan doyle at September 27, 2016 12:03 PM (LdMbv)

259 IMPORTANT STUFF THAT MATTERS

but then again Lester, shouldn't we talk, you know about emails, indictments, Bengazi, lies, pay for play, or Russian uranium deals? No? Ok Miss piggy then.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 27, 2016 12:03 PM (t06LC)

260 What great shows did I miss this weekend by choosing to be outside and challenging myself?


Do you really want all the people who watch some shows outside challenging themselves?

We're going to need more ambulances.

Posted by: DaveA at September 27, 2016 12:03 PM (8J/Te)

261 >>>
The key is grasping while you are 29 that the clock never runs backwards.

You'll be fine.

..

thank goodness I discovered this just in the nick of time, then!

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:04 PM (dciA+)

262 Ace, like I tell my kids:

It's far better to DO stuff than to WATCH stuff.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 27, 2016 12:04 PM (PFy0L)

263 218
People who hate Trump thought he lost the debate.



People who support Trump thought he won.



People who will reluctantly vote for Trump think he did OK not great.



Those who don't care, still don't care.

Posted by: V the K at September 27, 2016 11:55 AM (O7MnT)

True This.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 27, 2016 12:04 PM (NbJXF)

264 >>>258 Then I read a book.
====

Posted by: zombie sir arthur conan doyl

...

YOUR BOOK WAS BORING AND TOTALLY A LET-DOWN!

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (dciA+)

265 Oh, well, that's a fight we have every day here in my humble home. I like radio, you can do things and listen to radio. Since I'm not much for music, I download history podcasts for bad radio hours.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (09Ay7)

266 What great shows did I miss this weekend by choosing to be outside and challenging myself?

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (dciA+)


the more you do away from the tv, or computer the longer the day feels, and the more your life feels fulfilled. The minutes seem to count more. Time slows.

and you won't gain weight, or as much weight - nor screw up your cardiovascular system

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (qCMvj)

267
The next several nights I'll be doing my new thing again.


And more than once per night!

Posted by: Ace's Blowup Doll at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (gXKl3)

268

rush is on!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (qCMvj)

269 In another perspective, Holt was actually fairly nice; he could have insisted on interrupting Trump, but stood down.

I'm being charitable here, obviously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara




My problem was not Lester Holt's demeanor, it was the questions.

It was basically "did you enjoy beating your wife" for trump over and over again.

Posted by: Maritime at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (2JFSt)

270 Our whole population looks like its been chug-a-lug-ing high fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 27, 2016 12:01 PM (OZmbA)

BRAWNDO! The thirst mutilator

It has the electrolytes plants crave

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (t06LC)

271 256 Fair warning. Not only is this more profane than usual but I share my true thoughts about how I feel about certain things the Horde has been saying.

If you assume that means something less than flattering, you're right. Fair warning.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:13 AM (mf5HN)

The Horde say nasty things? [Expression of innocence and surprise] Us?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 27, 2016 12:03 PM (RD7QR)

Gambling???? at Rick's????

Posted by: Don Q. at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (qf6WZ)

272
TV ended for me when I had Direct TV, 400 channels, at a cost of a hundred bucks a month, and I only watched two channels and that was only intermitantly.

Waste of money. Money I couldn't afford to waste.
So now I spend my day, all day, every day on the internet.

I'm not sure this is an improvement.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (uvzBK)

273 I haven't seen much television. If there were really great shows on, I guess i'm the asshole for missing them.



So tell me:



What great shows did I miss this weekend by choosing to be outside and challenging myself?





Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (dciA+)


I'm not a TV watcher either. Literally do not even own a TV anymore. But if there ever is something "really wonderful" on TV? Well, it's all recorded, somewhere. So if I become convinced I "have to" see it, I can stream it, or watch excerpts on YouTube, or buy a DVD from the remainder rack at WalMart. What I don't have to do is interrupt my life to sit down and watch a program as it airs. I might make an exception for the Grey Cup game, or the Super Bowl, in which case I might go to the local bar, and watch in the company of other, more knowledgeable sports fans, because, better that way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (o9m/V)

274 None of this matters.


Hillary gave no reasons to vote FOR her....she just continually keeps lobbing grenades at Trump like a fat girl telling all the voter guys why they shouldn't take the pretty, new girl to the prom.


If Hillary WERE cleaning up, I'd be seeing huge rallies, hearing about all the campaign signs in liberal areas, not hearing the head of the Black Panther party and others openly bitching about Democrats taking the black vote for granted, young people NOT fleeing to third party candidates, etc.



The country is a freaking mess. People know that, even if they watch the news. You only have to look at empty storefronts, family and family of friends that can't find jobs, etc..



None of this matters. The free shit hasn't been spread around enough...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (/NlFx)

275 I went to Norway, found the farm my mothers people came from, passed two waterfalls on the way. Saw the Hardanger Fjord. Walked around Bergen, took pictures. Went to Stavanger and took more pictures. Flew to London and went to a couple of classical music concerts. Wonderful. Went to the Tate. Visited an aviation museum. Spoke to air crew. Flew home. Watched 13 hours on the flight back. Read a Julian Fellows silly book called Snobs. Most TV time was on the flight home. Outside is better

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (tMJZb)

276 But then he got off-message, and he started getting too comfortable with jawboning with Holt (dear Ms Conroy, please beat this into your candidate: NEVER DEBATE THE MODERATOR.)
Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 11:55 AM (TppKb)

He was directed by his debate prep team to do that.
You know, the team people claim he didn't have because he didn't prep for the debate.

It's a debate people. it's a staged, directed event. As KellyAnne and other's have pointed out, Hillary spent her debate prep time memorizing Democrat talking points written out on cards, and robotically repeated those lines, noticeable to all.

Trump, according to both Eric Trump last night and Kelly Anne this morning, spoke from the heart and from his belief system.

Who is more genuine is what people who are sitting on the fence are trying to decide, and who can them picture as president and CIC?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (ntZAP)

277 261 Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:04 PM (dciA+)

Heh....maybe I'll turn 29 next year.....

44 was rough I am closer to death than my birth unless I go for the long bomb like my great grandpa.

I get settled in Ohio we'll go to the USAF Museum Ace....

a lot of beautiful history there.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 12:06 PM (SzZnW)

278 Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 27, 2016 12:03 PM (RD7QR)

****

I'm guessing it has to do with random homosexual slurs.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 12:06 PM (09Ay7)

279 >>>It's far better to DO stuff than to WATCH stuff.

that's what I'm trying to live by.

i've got the rock climbing thing coming up though i may have to delay that. still can't do a pull up.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:06 PM (dciA+)

280 It's funny, but in most of the debate zingers and mistakes always cited by the media, the opposite side won. Yeah, Llioyd Bentsen had the gravitas to make Dan Quayle look like a dope, but he lost.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2016 12:06 PM (cui1Q)

281 Trump didn't "disqualify" himself last night. He lost on "debate points." Doesn't that mean Trump won? He may have lost by conventional standards, but all that means is he was her equal who simply got bested on that night. That's basically a win for Trump because what it doesn't mean is he is completely "disqualified."






I heard Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame) say basically the same thing on the radio this morning. That on classic college debating scoring Hillary won. But Trump had to appear reserved, in control and go against the fly off the handle image that has been painted of him which he did so he thought Trump won the debate in that way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2016 12:06 PM (493sH)

282 Posted by: zombie sir arthur conan doyl

...

YOUR BOOK WAS BORING AND TOTALLY A LET-DOWN!
Posted by: ace



You did, technically, trick some of us into reading that stupid book.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 12:07 PM (mgbwf)

283
My problem was not Lester Holt's demeanor, it was the questions.

It was basically "did you enjoy beating your wife" for trump over and over again.

Posted by: Maritime at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (2JFSt)


This. Lester was sure to hit every horrible or embarrassing topic Trump has and then he would turn to Hillary and ask her an open ended "how awesome will you be at protecting America" type question.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 27, 2016 12:07 PM (t06LC)

284 Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:01 PM (dciA+)

That's interesting. My partner is social phobic, I didn't know it when we met. But over time it became clear that our weekend interests weren't really meshing. Until he developed an interest in shooting and set up targets in his back yard. Now it's one of our bonding activites: shooting. Targets, not each other.

Hopefully.

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2016 12:07 PM (nNdYv)

285 This new thing you're doing is Crossfit isn't it?

Posted by: Independent George (subscribes to the worlds theory) at September 27, 2016 12:07 PM (BDZWU)

286 >>>the more you do away from the tv, or computer the longer the day feels, and the more your life feels fulfilled. The minutes seem to count more. Time slows.

and you won't gain weight, or as much weight - nor screw up your cardiovascular system

...

being in green places is psychologically rejuvenating.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:08 PM (dciA+)

287
Oh My!
If you missed Rush at the open, you missed everything.

Don't bother now, you're too late.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 27, 2016 12:08 PM (uvzBK)

288 >>>You did, technically, trick some of us into reading that stupid book.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

...

seems to me that that falls into the category of "Your Bad."

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (dciA+)

289 I get settled in Ohio we'll go to the USAF Museum Ace....

a lot of beautiful history there.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 12:06 PM (SzZnW)
===

I could never get tired of the Air Force Museum. I haven't even been to the new wing yet. It hasn't opened yet I don't think. Or has it?

Posted by: Independent George (subscribes to the worlds theory) at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (BDZWU)

290 If you missed Rush at the open

I saw Rush at the Molson Amphitheatre.

Posted by: there was no opening act at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (2WoCi)

291 I'm still trying to figure out how Obama's birth certificate status can bring about racial healing.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (bMG0w)

292
that's what I'm trying to live by.



I am agreeing more and more with you on this point, Ace.


For any sedentary leisure activity, like watching TV or playing a video game, I first set my (very loud!) cell phone timer to cut it off after a set time, like 1.5 hours or something, and put it in the other room. This forces me to actually get up and turn it off after the elapsed time so I don't just sit down staring at a screen for hours and hours and hours. (I do that enough at work!)

Posted by: chemjeff at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (gXKl3)

293 I was a teen in the 1970s and it sure seemed like all the young girls (and guys) were a lot more fit then than they are now.
Our whole population looks like its been chug-a-lug-ing high fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 27, 2016 12:01 PM (OZmbA)



It really does. I moved to the East Coast in the late 70s, and was shocked by how fat people were compared to California, where were generally pretty fit.

When I moved back to California at the millennium, I was shocked by how fat people had become. Also, how liberal. Of course, that's in part because a lot of people from the Northeast had moved here in the intervening period.

Btw, the "high fructose corn syrup" thing is bullshit. High fructose corn syrup is 55% fructose (a sugar found most notably in fruit, of course), whereas sucrose (table sugar) is a disaccharide comprising equimolar amounts of glucose and fructose linked by a glycosidic linkage.

So whereas HFCS is 55% fructose, sucrose is 50% fructose. BFD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (SRKgf)

294 Read the short stories then, Fuzzy!

Posted by: zombie sir arthur conan doyle at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (LdMbv)

295 >>>285 This new thing you're doing is Crossfit isn't it?
Posted by: Independent George

NOOOOOOPE!

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (dciA+)

296
Who is more genuine is what people who are sitting on the fence are trying to decide, and who can them picture as president and CIC?

Posted by: Jen the original



I get that, but you can organize what you want to say and still say it from the heart.

Trump started out very strong early on, hopefully when undecided voters were watching, but later on it became rambling.

And all of us could see most of these questions a mile away.

Like the birther one, that could have been a great attack segment for Trump instead he was listing names 99% of Americans don't know about.

Posted by: Maritime at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (2JFSt)

297 I drove out to the suburbs last night, forgetting to tape the debate, and was very pleasantly surprised at how few people there were on the roads and in the stores. Yes, the Saints were playing, but there was also the debate, I'll bet, keeping people home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (UkGKj)

298 ace, can you do the Medical Monitoring today or later in the week?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 27, 2016 12:10 PM (6IPEM)

299 >>What most people remember from those debates are Gore's sighs.


I remember his voice - his arrogant, whiny, condescending voice.
Thought: I may not like Bush, but I cannot spend 4 years listening tho THAT.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 12:10 PM (NOIQH)

300 Meh, V, I support Trump and I didn't claim he won.

I thought CockHoltSter lost, with his stupid loaded questions. Crowley wants her candy bowl back

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2016 12:10 PM (OALP1)

301 275 I went to Norway, found the farm my mothers people came from, passed two waterfalls on the way. Saw the Hardanger Fjord. Walked around Bergen, took pictures. Went to Stavanger and took more pictures.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (tMJZb)

How was Norway? I've been wanting to go where my family is from (Nessna? I think. Or Berdal I'll have to look) for awhile now. Was it overly expensive?

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 27, 2016 12:10 PM (t06LC)

302 289 Posted by: Independent George (subscribes to the worlds theory) at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (BDZWU)

It opened this June.... I took my sister.

If I am a good boy and fund a proper retirement I will be a tour guide in my twilight.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 12:10 PM (SzZnW)

303 So tell me:

What great shows did I miss this weekend by choosing to be outside and challenging myself?



Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (dciA+)


Fox's new morning show: "Megyn Kelly's Tub Time."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (X6fMO)

304 i've got the rock climbing thing coming up though i may have to delay that. still can't do a pull up.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:06 PM (dciA+)

Just got my six month cortisone shots for my TWO torn rotator cuffs.
BE CAREFUL Ace, the shit NEVER heals once you tear it, EVEN after you get it operated on. In my case one shoulder TWICE.

Rock climbing really? Think risk/reward here.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (NbJXF)

305 ....i've been on hold for an hour waiting for cox communications to answer
my internet went down....now it's back up.....i'm going to stay on hold until someone picks up

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (0O7c5)

306 What great shows did I miss this weekend by choosing to be outside and challenging myself?

Posted by: ace
------------------
Bonanza was pretry damned good on Saturday afternoon.
Hoss got shot again (I think that's the tenth time this month - Dude has more holes in him than Hillary's server defense).

And Sunday evening's Mystery Movie was a great Columbo. He solved the murder using only ONE EYE & his instincts.

Posted by: Chi at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (oHrQ/)

307
295 >>>285 This new thing you're doing is Crossfit isn't it?
Posted by: Independent George

NOOOOOOPE!

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (dciA+)

You sure ace? You sound like a converted.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (t06LC)

308
What this world needs is a "Miss HamPlanet" competition.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (BK3ZS)

309 Oh, well, that's a fight we have every day here in my humble home. I like radio, you can do things and listen to radio. Since I'm not much for music, I download history podcasts for bad radio hours.
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (09Ay7)


I have to admit, I have music on most of the time when I have to be in the house doing stuff.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (qCMvj)

310 >>>Btw, the "high fructose corn syrup" thing is bullshit. High fructose corn syrup is 55% fructose (a sugar found most notably in fruit, of course), whereas sucrose (table sugar) is a disaccharide comprising equimolar amounts of glucose and fructose linked by a glycosidic linkage.

So whereas HFCS is 55% fructose, sucrose is 50% fructose. BFD.

...

it is slightly worse but there's another effect going on: HFCS is cheaper than sugar, and during the 70s and 80s, food companies started adding it into anything.

Plus, in the 80s, it was actually SOLD AS A HEALTH FOOD! A "healthy sugar!"

So chemically it is not that much worse than sugar. However, there was a whole cultural and economic experiment to get people to eat as much of it as possible.


We're seeing the effects of that experiment now.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (dciA+)

311 i've done one load of wash, organized my dresser drawer, played with the cats and done 3 sets of kick outs......so it hasn't been unproductive

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 27, 2016 12:12 PM (0O7c5)

312 Just got my six month cortisone shots for my TWO torn rotator cuffs.
BE CAREFUL Ace, the shit NEVER heals once you tear it, EVEN after you get it operated on. In my case one shoulder TWICE.

Rock climbing really? Think risk/reward here.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (NbJXF)


you got that right
for those of us doing physical activity/sports our entire lives, take note, it's harder on you as you age, and it doesn't heal very easy after 30.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (qCMvj)

313 Norway was gorgeous and warm. They are very patriotic which is an anomaly in the west. It was expensive but worth it. I want to go back and see the northern lights

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (tMJZb)

314 He solved the murder using only ONE EYE & his instincts.

Well, that and the fact that Patrick McGoohan was involved again.

Posted by: zombie Peter Falk at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (2WoCi)

315 285 This new thing you're doing is Crossfit isn't it?
Posted by: Independent George

NOOOOOOPE!

Posted by: ace
****

Ace now runs after the hobos until they drop dead of exhaustion instead of shooting them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Depolorably Magnificent at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (m3iiU)

316 285 This new thing you're doing is Crossfit isn't it?
Posted by: Independent George (subscribes to the worlds theory) at September 27, 2016 12:07 PM (BDZWU)

Nah. If it was, we'd have heard about it. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (0mRoj)

317 Had to have been something on TV this week better than Now You See Me 2.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (bMG0w)

318 n fact, Bush was a far better debater than people give him credit. I'd say for two reasons. Low expectations and he stuck to his very simple talking points.
Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 11:55 AM (gmeXX)

Everyone criticized Bush for appearing on camera like" he is reading an eye chart" when he would speak. That included the debates.

Television debates are not debates, they are staged theatrical events designed to make one candidate(usually the democrat/liberal) look impressive. Substance is far down the list from the look, impression, stagecraft, appearance, etc.

I heard that last night was the anniversary of the very first televised debate, Nixon vs. Kennedy in which Nixon was sweating on camera due to lights and no airconditioning, and it destroyed Nixon's campaign. Not on substance, but because to the American public, Nixon looked like a terrified, incompetent boob.

And debates have followed the same formula ever since.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (ntZAP)

319 Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:05 PM (dciA+)

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

ace has a caps-lock button? I didn't think he had a shift button.

Wow.

Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 27, 2016 12:14 PM (IVNPU)

320
So tell me:

What great shows did I miss this weekend by choosing to be outside and challenging myself?

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (dciA+)

----------------------


Nope, not taking that bait...


I did make delicious beef barley soup though. And read a book. And some magazines.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 27, 2016 12:14 PM (0h+/x)

321 He lost on "debate points."


Yeah, people have this weird thing about "who lied to me the best" as the determining factor of debate victory.

Trump looked like a very real person who is sincerely and passionately concerned about our countries problems.

Hillary looked like smooth liar just trying to run out the clock so she can get back to her grifting.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 27, 2016 12:14 PM (ZivuY)

322 316, Nah. If it was, we'd have heard about it. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (0mRoj)
Heh. Ain't that the truth? Did you start training for a marathon, Ace?

Posted by: IC at September 27, 2016 12:14 PM (a0IVu)

323 So chemically it is not that much worse than sugar. However, there was a whole cultural and economic experiment to get people to eat as much of it as possible.

We're seeing the effects of that experiment now.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (dciA+)



Fair enough. I just wanted to set the record straight: there's nothing fundamentally harmful about HFCS. It's just a matter of how much is consumed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 12:14 PM (SRKgf)

324 >>>Just got my six month cortisone shots for my TWO torn rotator cuffs.
BE CAREFUL Ace, the shit NEVER heals once you tear it, EVEN after you get it operated on. In my case one shoulder TWICE.

Rock climbing really? Think risk/reward here.

...

Garret gave me good advice: Just go up one or two feet and traverse laterally for a while until I have some ability.

If I fall, it's a two foot fall.

I know ultimately it's dangerous, but whatever. I avoided physical activity for years fearing some kind of ACL strain (or whatever bullshit I used to justify inertness to myself) and I came out of that period being fat, sick, low energy, and with a welter of knock-on symptoms that all stem from being out of shape (social phobia, panic, sleeplessness, etc.)

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:14 PM (dciA+)

325 My TV is pretty much off on weekends unless there's a major sportsball event I'm interested in. I'd rather be doing my "thing" which is hiking. Fresh air and the great outdoors. Being the crunchy conservative that I am, I'd rather commune with nature than watch the tube.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 27, 2016 12:15 PM (WlGX+)

326 How was Norway? I've been wanting to go where my family is from (Nessna? I think. Or Berdal I'll have to look) for awhile now. Was it overly expensive?
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 27, 2016 12:10 PM (t06LC)


Me too. To the point I already bought some travel guides.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:15 PM (qCMvj)

327 The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

Who wants to ride on an ironing board?

(Where would we be without Zappa?)

Posted by: RKae at September 27, 2016 12:15 PM (BhW1F)

328 I want to go back and see the northern lights
Posted by: ThunderB



That's on my bucket list.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 12:15 PM (ApT0U)

329 I saw Rush at the Molson Amphitheatre

---


I believe you.
The way these things work, it is quite plausible.
I salute you sir!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 27, 2016 12:15 PM (uvzBK)

330 If y'all want to talk about your hobby of television, that's fine, but I'm going to encourage people to find other, more rewarding hobbies.

---------------

I still like the Americans. I don't think anyone thinks TV is a great use of time. An hour here or there isn't bad. But I do hate getting sucked into shows. And there are times where I just turn it off. I think the only way I could really kick the habit would be to get rid of it completely. I would really like to do that for a year or so. But my wife would never go for it. So basically I can blame her for my lousy TV habits.

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 12:15 PM (gmeXX)

331 So what? I'm certain that Lester - the registered Republican - Holt fact checked this and corrected the record. Am I right?

Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 27, 2016 12:16 PM (wIb/2)

332 I would never do crossfit, which is just a petri dish for serious injuries.

i was doing stronglifts 5x5 and will get back to that when I'm more confident that I won't tweak my pelvis again.

i'm doing this other thing so often i can't really lift now because then I wouldn't have rest days.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:16 PM (dciA+)

333 i'm dealing with a left shoulder cuff injury right now......not sure if it's torn or an impingement....i hate going to the doctor but it's been over a month and it hasn't gotten any better with rest......so i'm going to have to go in.....if you don't want to have this type of injury.....look up "long toss" and buy yourself the bands and do the preventitive exercises........on both arms....it's not just for baseball players.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 27, 2016 12:16 PM (0O7c5)

334 Interesting story. I know one of the "Undecided", he was a pretty hard core Republican. Now, he magically decides he will vote for Trump, ha ha. Sand bagged!




http://tinyurl.com/jlklmlf

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 27, 2016 12:16 PM (NbJXF)

335 316 285 This new thing you're doing is Crossfit isn't it?
Posted by: Independent George (subscribes to the worlds theory) at September 27, 2016 12:07 PM (BDZWU)
Nah. If it was, we'd have heard about it. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (0mRoj)



Here's BroscienceLife's take: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 12:16 PM (SRKgf)

336
313 Norway was gorgeous and warm. They are very patriotic which is an anomaly in the west. It was expensive but worth it. I want to go back and see the northern lights

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (tMJZb)

That's awesome. Norwegians are a very proud people. My great grandfather (born in Norway) kept a Norwegian flag flying under his American flag until he died. Heck, they even named the town I grew up in after the Norwegians that emigrated in. Normanna.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 27, 2016 12:17 PM (t06LC)

337 I tuned out 5 seconds after Hillary started yelling Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

I won.

Posted by: x at September 27, 2016 12:17 PM (5zXx+)

338 Trump's theme:

I'm running to help. Not to help myself.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 27, 2016 12:17 PM (r1fLd)

339 Ace, I think the problem isn't the 20 year old, kinda frivolous story, but the fact that Trump can't give the defense you just offered, and instead digs the whole deeper in the next day's media. At one point he was setup by the moderator for a perfect slam dunk on Hillary's e-mail scandal, and he spent more time defending Russian hacking (while failing to even explain why Hillary's deleted e-mails were an issue to voters unfamiliar with the scandal). Trump uses vague sentences where he expects the audience to mentally fill in the blanks (or assume he could fill them in), which doesn't work for explaining why Hillary's complex scandals are scandalous to low info voters (they would have just heard that Hillary has some e-mails, which Trump thinks should be made public for some unexplained reason).

Trump's dysfunction, idiocy, and eagerness to step on every rake laid down in front of him are the story here, not Senorita Love Handles from 20 years ago. Considering that the top trending debate-related Google result was "registrar para votar", I would say Hillary was the one who did her job right at last night's debate.

Posted by: reform highlander at September 27, 2016 12:17 PM (jCH/T)

340 Norway was gorgeous and warm. They are very patriotic which is an anomaly in the west. It was expensive but worth it. I want to go back and see the northern lights
Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:13 PM (tMJZb)


same here
talked to my hubby about the N. Lights this morning!
I do not know much about them, if it can be scheduled without having to just see it by chance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:17 PM (qCMvj)

341 Are we sure Donald wasn't just negging?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 27, 2016 12:17 PM (Oh6Hh)

342 285 This new thing you're doing is Crossfit isn't it?
Posted by: Independent George

NOOOOOOPE!

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:09 PM (dciA+)

You sure ace? You sound like a converted.

------------

Who are worse - the people who constantly talk cross fit or the ones who constantly talk of their fantasy football team?

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 12:17 PM (gmeXX)

343 I helped Donald prepare for the debate. I told him to

1) not fly off the handle

2) bring up the e-mails

3) .....ummmm....uhhh....oops

Posted by: Rick Perry at September 27, 2016 12:18 PM (lRwmz)

344 >>>But I do hate getting sucked into shows.

whenever people talk about shows -- and my god, do they talk about shows they want -- I always have the same objection.

Let's say you're right, and The Americans is good.

Suppose. I don't like shows generally, but suppose you're right.

Then what? I'm now spending an hour a week on this new bad habit?

I have a lot of bad habits. Why do I need more?

No show, no matter how good, is worth me signing over an hour a week to it for seven years.

And then you start adding in all the other shows! This one must be watched! And this one! Now we must binge-watch Stranger Things!

No thank you. No thank you.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:18 PM (dciA+)

345 I like fat girls. They know how to make a sammich and are good at it.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 27, 2016 12:18 PM (cCxiu)

346 >> Television debates are not debates, they are
>> staged theatrical events designed to make one
>> candidate(usually the democrat/liberal) look
>> impressive. Substance is far down the list from the
>> look, impression, stagecraft, appearance, etc.

So, here's the thing: our 'debates' are to debate as the NFL is to sport.

Thoroughly staged for the camera.

I keep thinking about what would happen to a Hillary Clinton as UK PM, she'd get shredded.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 12:18 PM (TppKb)

347 FWIW, my wife doesn't like Trump and thought he "won".

I have another friend that is a NeverTrump Republican and thought Trump was winning the debate.

I personally thought the 1st half was the Trump we had been waiting for and "won" the debate, the 2nd half went badly for Trump but I can't say Hillary won.

My guess is the biggest effect it will have is just on Trump supporters being mad at the candidate himself for not adequately preparing.


Sort of like Romney with Candy Crowley in that we're mad at the moderator but still pissed Romney didn't push harder on the points he was making.

Posted by: Maritime at September 27, 2016 12:19 PM (2JFSt)

348
Late checking in.


Who has departed the blog after foolishly slitting their wrists last night.



Anyway.... beet sugar, cane sugar, high fructose corn syrup.... all about the same.

The other stupid sugar myth I hear is "brown sugar" is healthier for you than white sugar.

**REALLY**

Brown sugar is white sugar sprayed with molasses.

The only sugar that is "better" for you is the one you dont pig out on.

All sugars find their way to glucose eventually.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 12:19 PM (8XRCm)

349 1996 eh? You'd think Hillary wouldn't want to conjure up the image of another chubby woman Bill was diddling with a cigar in the Oval Office closet.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at September 27, 2016 12:19 PM (9HNfr)

350 345 I like fat girls. They know how to make a sammich and are good at it.

-----------------------

fat girls like to suck cock because they are hungry

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 27, 2016 12:19 PM (/CIN4)

351
I would watch a Miss Bacon competition.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 27, 2016 12:19 PM (ODxAs)

352 Fair enough. I just wanted to set the record straight: there's nothing fundamentally harmful about HFCS.

I don't know about harmful, but it ruins things. Like marshmallows.

Marshmallows aren't important you say? Well, what about camp fires and family traditions? This is a thing that happens Outside.

So, the point is that I was raised to roast marshmallows in the tradition of my people, which is that you brown the skin, pull it off and eat it, then brown the next layer and repeat.

When I was a wee lad you could get six or eight skins out of a 'mallow.

I tried to teach this to my own boys so that the way of our people could pass down lo unto the generations but we couldn't get more than two or three skins. So I checked the ingredients.

Yes, they're made of corn syrup now, not sugar. Corn syrup is destroying our American family values and sapping our vital bodily essences.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 12:20 PM (mgbwf)

353 Now we must binge-watch Stranger Things!

No thank you. No thank you.



Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:18 PM (dciA+)

Ha! Did that last weekend. It was pretty good in a creature of the week 80s kind of way.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 27, 2016 12:20 PM (t06LC)

354 Stranger Things

It watches like an extended Steven Spielberg movie.

Worth watching but not super great.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 27, 2016 12:20 PM (OZmbA)

355 No matter the facts or truths out there, the Democrat party and the media are now the "Cat Out of the Bag" party.

They don't care. Throw the lie out there and watch the damage.

Guilty until proven innocent.

Assholes.

Posted by: Sponge at September 27, 2016 12:20 PM (xttKs)

356 No show, no matter how good, is worth me signing over an hour a week to it for seven years.

---------

Its one reason why I have never watched an episode of Breaking Bad. I'm sure it is good and I'd be sucked in and go on a binge watching session.

I'm really glad I hated the first episode of Lost - never watched another one.

But I can get sucked into shows pretty easily.

In fairness, it is very hot where I live.

So I blame global warming.

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 12:20 PM (gmeXX)

357 One of the links in the ONT or the news dump mentioned Putin's 'Blazing Sun' weapon system which they call a localized nuclear weapon!


Basically a bunch of missiles are fired at the same time, creating a firestorm and indiscriminately destroying everything in the area. The author says that shouldn't be allowed. Bullshit, that's the point of war.



And South Korea so needs that for North Korea....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 27, 2016 12:20 PM (/NlFx)

358 same here

talked to my hubby about the N. Lights this morning!

I do not know much about them, if it can be scheduled without having to just see it by chance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:17 PM (qCMvj)


No, they cannot be scheduled. It is a vicious lie to say that they can.

Posted by: HAARP at September 27, 2016 12:21 PM (o9m/V)

359 And in other campaign-related news: Obama admin sues Peter Theil's company for racial discrimination.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 12:21 PM (NOIQH)

360 >> (while failing to even explain why Hillary's deleted
>> e-mails were an issue to voters unfamiliar with the
>> scandal).

That's the irksome thing here. This was his opportunity to explain why what she did was probably criminal and certainly damaging enough to disqualify her from Federal office.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 12:21 PM (TppKb)

361 So Ace is capable of making an adequate defense of Trump on this. Donald Trump is not. This is the problem.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 27, 2016 12:21 PM (gdnq1)

362 Stranger Things

Winona does not get nekkid.

Posted by: still waiting at September 27, 2016 12:21 PM (2WoCi)

363 I do not know much about them, if it can be scheduled without having to just see it by chance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:17 PM (qCMvj)

Just go pay AOP a visit. Probably a much easier trip.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 12:22 PM (Idu2i)

364 The last time i saw northern lights was years ago, the night before we buried my dad. It was magical, truly. Like God was with me.

It has to be really cold to see them, and winter months are best

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:22 PM (BkJzF)

365 Calling. Bill's quim parade "Nuts 'n sluts" and "draggin' a hunnert dollar bill through a trailer park".

Now that there's respectin' wimmin !

Posted by: James Carville at September 27, 2016 12:22 PM (JaYP+)

366 Ha! Did that last weekend. It was pretty good in a creature of the week 80s kind of way.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 27, 2016 12:20 PM (t06LC)


the nice thing about recorders and netflix is... no commercials, so you can watch an hour show in what? 40 minutes or so? it's a pleasure

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:22 PM (qCMvj)

367 352 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 12:20 PM (mgbwf)

Heretic, you catch the marshmallow on fire and eat it whole....

//Sven "Scar Mouth" Olafson

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 12:22 PM (SzZnW)

368 i'm doing this other thing so often i can't really lift now because then I wouldn't have rest days.


Bikram yoga?

I got into that years ago for all the wrong reasons. I saw a sign that said "hot yoga" and thought "yoga is mostly girls and yoga girls in a heated room will get moist and their yoga clothes will get clingy".

I'm deep like that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (mgbwf)

369 349 1996 eh? You'd think Hillary wouldn't want to conjure up the image of another chubby woman Bill was diddling with a cigar in the Oval Office closet.

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anyone want to give odds if Billy Jeff dicked this porker back in '96?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (/CIN4)

370 >>>Now we must binge-watch Stranger Things!

:::nods dreamily:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (d9v6L)

371 It has to be really cold to see them, and winter months are best
Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:22 PM (BkJzF)


where is the best place to view them?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (qCMvj)

372 Winona does not get nekkid.
Posted by: still waiting at September 27, 2016 12:21 PM (2WoCi)

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Autumn and New York... I think.

And Sex and Death.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (8XRCm)

373 337 I tuned out 5 seconds after Hillary started yelling Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

I won.
Posted by: x at September 27, 2016 12:17 PM (5zXx+)
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I was trying to place that voice. Kay Elliot. Perfect match with Hillary.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (VndSC)

374 That's the irksome thing here. This was his opportunity to explain why what she did was probably criminal and certainly damaging enough to disqualify her from Federal office.

Posted by: JEM


I actually thought he did a pretty good job with the email part and calling bullshit that it was a "mistake"

The biggest missed opportunity was not talking about illegal immigration and refugees.

Who gives a shit what Lester wanted to talk about, Trump should have pivoted there.

Posted by: Maritime at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (2JFSt)

375
1996?

Wasnt that the year Bill Clnton was being a Workplace Sexual Predator with an intern (Trump shouldve said)?

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 27, 2016 12:24 PM (BAqy2)

376 fat girls like to suck cock because they are hungry

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 27, 2016 12:19 PM (/CIN4)

Well, it didn't take long for the thread to go completely down hill.
No calories in semen.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 27, 2016 12:24 PM (NbJXF)

377 "And I am free to not follow you in your choice, and to decide that being active and engaging in life is more rewarding that watching electric pantomimes of it..."

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 11:50 AM (dciA+)

I've taken up sculpting. Time is weird doingthis sort of work. I work on this smallish terra cotta clay statuette for what feels like only fifteen minutes, half-hour max, look up at the clock and realize two, three hours have passed and it's after midnight and time for clean-up and bed.

So yeah, television. Not so much lately. I think the debate last night was the most I've watched in one sitting in weeks. Hillary's face and voice have cured me of that addiction.

Posted by: troyriser at September 27, 2016 12:24 PM (OGbEB)

378
Holy crap, that debate sure brought out a lot of Trump detractors, didn't it?

Its almost like its... I don't know.... planned.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 27, 2016 12:24 PM (ODxAs)

379 it is slightly worse but there's another effect going on: HFCS is cheaper than sugar, and during the 70s and 80s, food companies started adding it into anything.

Plus, in the 80s, it was actually SOLD AS A HEALTH FOOD! A "healthy sugar!"
So chemically it is not that much worse than sugar. However, there was a whole cultural and economic experiment to get people to eat as much of it as possible.
We're seeing the effects of that experiment now.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:11 PM (dciA+)

Agree. The food pyramids, etc.

I have been inundated recently on facebook with friends and family posting photos on their pages of their kids and their kid's friends posing for high school homecoming photos.

There has always been a few fat kids in school since time began. But I am shocked at the overall percentage of kids, particularly girls, who are obese in HS. Not just a little pudgy, but well overweight. Huge boobs, fat rolls and giant calves. Made worse by being wrapped up in tight, spandex material sheath dresses that show every bulge.

I was reading a bra shopping site the other day that said that in one decade the average bra size in the USA has gone from a 36 B to a 38 DD. I know the morons are applauding that, but you need to remember, that is not because women's boobs are singularly getting bigger, but they are accumalating fat along with the giant fat roll underneath them.
This site sells bras in sizes I've never heard of, such as H size cups.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2016 12:24 PM (ntZAP)

380 Not just a little pudgy, but well overweight. Huge boobs,

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So, not all bad?

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 12:25 PM (gmeXX)

381 Michael Moore tweets today:

"Pro-Hillary gloaters doing end-zone dance again when still on 50-yd line. U MUST get it in your head TRUMP IS GONNA WIN and act accordingly!

"It's over. Trump, the egoist, the racist, the narcissist, the liar, won. We all lost. His numbers will go up."

Heh.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 27, 2016 12:25 PM (r1fLd)

382 This site sells bras in sizes I've never heard of, such as H size cups.

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God Bless America!

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 27, 2016 12:25 PM (/CIN4)

383 I have it on excellent authority that the murdered DNC operative who it was speculated that leaked damaging DNC emails was murdered for gaining too much weight. How much weight, one might ask?

Oh, about the same weight as a file of pilfered emails.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 27, 2016 12:26 PM (4ng05)

384 Posted by: Nip Sip at September 27, 2016 12:24 PM (NbJXF)

Hey Nip,

You gonna send me that case of Valu-Rite?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 12:26 PM (Idu2i)

385 being in green places is psychologically rejuvenating.
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Yeah, someone can be rejuvenated in my backyard where the weeds have taken over. Unfortunately, the physical labor involved might be beyond my rejuvenating capability.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 27, 2016 12:26 PM (MIKMs)

386 379 Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2016 12:24 PM (ntZAP)

If all American Girls looked like 36 EE Molly Jane the world would be a happier place....

sadly I suspect you are more correct in your guess than I am mine.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 12:26 PM (SzZnW)

387 No calories in semen.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 27, 2016 12:24 PM (NbJXF)

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Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about five to seven calories and some 200 to 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about one percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., Vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc


Can swallowing semen enrich a protein poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine!


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So... Warriors and Honest Cloud can skip lunch I take it.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 12:26 PM (8XRCm)

388 So, here's the thing: our 'debates' are to debate as the NFL is to sport.

Thoroughly staged for the camera.

I keep thinking about what would happen to a Hillary Clinton as UK PM, she'd get shredded.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 12:18 PM (TppKb)



I'd have said WWE, but same principle.

And she WOULD get shredded in Parliament. Question Time is brutal. Brutal, and entertaining.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 12:26 PM (SRKgf)

389 #344
>>whenever people talk about shows -- and my god, do they talk about shows they want -- I always have the same objection.


This.

I effectively completely turned off my TV years ago. I don't want ANYTHING on a regular basis. Every time some new hot "must watch" program comes around, I just remind myself of the entire series of "The Sopranos" that I have lying around somewhere taped, that I've never watched.

Posted by: looking closely at September 27, 2016 12:27 PM (ji45d)

390 381 Michael Moore tweets today:

I suggest Fat Boy salve his wounds by chugging high-fructose corn syrup, straight up.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 27, 2016 12:28 PM (WlGX+)

391 The last time i saw northern lights was years ago, the night before we buried my dad. It was magical, truly. Like God was with me.

It has to be really cold to see them, and winter months are best





Bing: Northern Lights viewed from outer space/ISS Station.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2016 12:28 PM (ApT0U)

392
334 Interesting story. I know one of the "Undecided", he was a pretty hard core Republican. Now, he magically decides he will vote for Trump, ha ha. Sand bagged!

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I'm guessing because he became NeverHillary last night?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 12:28 PM (oGNNA)

393 >>>Winona does not get nekkid.
Posted by: still waiting at September 27, 2016 12:21 PM (2WoCi)

One day!! One day!! I keep hope alive!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 27, 2016 12:28 PM (d9v6L)

394 I'm shocked ... shocked I tell you ...

Clinton received debate questions pre-debate ...

http://tinyurl.com/zkp39t3

Posted by: Water is Wet at September 27, 2016 12:28 PM (Q1u0H)

395 >>>285 This new thing you're doing is Crossfit isn't it?
Posted by: Independent George

It's s-e-x
Ace just discovered it.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 27, 2016 12:28 PM (Om16U)

396 Every time some new hot "must watch" program comes around, I just remind myself of the entire series of "The Sopranos" that I have lying around somewhere taped, that I've never watched.

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Well you really should watch the Sopranos. TV really did peak with it. I always looked forward to Sunday nights when it aired. Now - I hear 4 seconds of that blond signing about football and how everyone is waiting for Sunday night and I say - Nope.

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 12:28 PM (gmeXX)

397 Just get the orthroscopic rotator cuff surgeries. Little down time and you'll be as good as new. Promise.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 27, 2016 12:29 PM (09Ay7)

398 being in green places is psychologically rejuvenating.

Absolutely.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 27, 2016 12:29 PM (WlGX+)

399 389 Posted by: looking closely at September 27, 2016 12:27 PM (ji45d)

I've tried to find a middle path...

I will watch a show if it jumps through a lot of hoops....

My family watches on average three and half shows a year.

This year will be four.

Elementary, Better Call Saul, Sherlock (next year) and Longmire.

BCS and Longmire are ~ 8.5 hours each.

so 17 hours plus 35 hours is what 51 hours or four sick days?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 12:30 PM (SzZnW)

400 It's s-e-x
Ace just discovered it.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 27, 2016 12:28 PM (Om16U)

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Sooooo..... how does he work out his left arm??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

401 371 It has to be really cold to see them, and winter months are best
Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:22 PM (BkJzF)
where is the best place to view them?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (qCMvj)



I saw them on a flight from London, and it was very cool. IIRC, the flight was to Tokyo, and it flies over the North Pole on its way to Tokyo via Anchorage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 12:31 PM (SRKgf)

402 I saw the Northern Lights once, fishing in the surf on Cape Cod's outer beaches.

It was spectacular.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 12:31 PM (mgbwf)

403 On debates, I remember Mitt Romney absolutely wiping the floor with Barack Obama during their first debate. That was probably one of the most lopsided political debates I've ever seen. It was so bad for Obama the press was making excuses for him. Romney still lost. I remember McCain soundly beating Obama during the first two debates. . .third one was closer (IMO still a McCain win, but barely). Again, didn't help McCain any.

People watch debates for entertainment, and they watch them to get some sense of the candidates. . . but I don't think anyone really decides who to vote for just based on the debate outcome.

Posted by: looking closely at September 27, 2016 12:31 PM (ji45d)

404 I saw them on a flight from London, and it was very cool. IIRC, the flight was to Tokyo, and it flies over the North Pole on its way to Tokyo via Anchorage.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 12:31 PM (SRKgf)


oh, that must have been nice
aerial view

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:31 PM (qCMvj)

405 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (mgbwf)


So is hot yoga really like that?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 27, 2016 12:32 PM (wCEn4)

406
Bill Clinton was a Workplace Sexual.Predator. I think Trump should put that out there.

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 27, 2016 12:32 PM (BAqy2)

407
If all American Girls looked like 36 EE Molly Jane the world would be a happier place....

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HALF the world would. The other half would be miserable.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 12:32 PM (oGNNA)

408 Stranger Things was the only thing I have watched on Netflix in the past three months. I've been wondering if I should cancel my Netflix account since I don't seem to use it much anymore.

I only got it a year ago because I wanted to watch Breaking Bad because the DVDs I got from the library were not cooperating. I figured I'd only do the first month free then ditch it. But I didn't.

Posted by: Independent George (subscribes to the worlds theory) at September 27, 2016 12:32 PM (BDZWU)

409 Almost never see northern lights in the lower 48. Canada and Alaska would be the best bets in north america. There are tons of websites devoted to the northern lights that can provide guidence ti viewing

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:32 PM (BkJzF)

410 It's s-e-x
Ace just discovered it.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 27, 2016 12:28 PM (Om16U)

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Sooooo..... how does he work out his left arm??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

The other guy.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 12:32 PM (Idu2i)

411 Clinton received debate questions pre-debate ...

http://tinyurl.com/zkp39t3

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I would be SHOCKED if they didnt.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 12:33 PM (8XRCm)

412 So is hot yoga really like that?

Asking for a friend.



Yes

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2016 12:33 PM (mgbwf)

413 332 I would never do crossfit, which is just a petri dish for serious injuries.

i was doing stronglifts 5x5 and will get back to that when I'm more confident that I won't tweak my pelvis again.

i'm doing this other thing so often i can't really lift now because then I wouldn't have rest days.
Posted by: ace at September 27, 2016 12:16 PM (dciA+)

Good for you for living life before your body shuts down some shut down sooner than others and it never should be taken for granted.

I'm blessed to have lived life pretty well the first 30 years. I played hard every chance I got. Unfortunately a severe nerve injury sidelined me and after multiple surgeries I'm blessed to be off opiods and controlling pain with breathing And controlling my environment.

I'm super pissed that at age 30 my active normal life would be cut short, but at the same time I'm glad I lived life the way I did for the time I had taking the idiot embarrassing moments with the good ones.

One day I hope to get out there again. I'm working towards it, but intractable pain and permanent nerve damage is a fickle bitch along with the wear and tear on my entire body.

Basically I'd rather have sown many many seed both good and bad than never to have sown any at all.

Life is grand. I pray. you begin to enjoy it and make up for any time you feel like you lost And missed out on. (Be careful climbing. I climbed for years and it can cause some major injuries and wear and tear so don't be a idiot like me and try to tough out any minor symptoms.... Go get checked out at a doctor asap.)

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 27, 2016 12:33 PM (nF4Bw)

414 407 Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 27, 2016 12:32 PM (oGNNA)

I'd say she has enough core strength to pack those zepplins happily.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 27, 2016 12:33 PM (SzZnW)

415 Sooooo..... how does he work out his left arm??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

The other guy.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 12:32 PM (Idu2i)

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Pivot Fit


Catchy name.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2016 12:33 PM (8XRCm)

416 Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 12:28 PM (gmeXX)

Breaking Bad was surprisingly good!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 27, 2016 12:33 PM (wCEn4)

417 For those of you talking about Norway - Netflix has a few "slow tv" shows. One is 52 minutes of a train through Norway. Another is about the same amount of time about the cruise boat that goes up the Norway coast. Then there's just over 7 (yes) hours of a camera attached to the front of the train going through Norway. It's so un-edited that when the train goes through tunnels there is just black screen. They are nice and put a graphic on the screen saying how long the tunnel is.

Posted by: Beth M at September 27, 2016 12:33 PM (kiy9d)

418 #399
To be clear, I'm not knocking TV in general. Although signal/noise remains dreadful, and most of it is crap, in absolute terms there are probably more good programs on TV now than ever before, in terms of script quality, production quality, etc. I know there are tons of programs I'd really enjoy watching, if I ever sat down to do it.

Don't want to. Got other things I want to do more.


Posted by: looking closely at September 27, 2016 12:34 PM (ji45d)

419 Whatever you thought of the debate performance and what was said, I just still can't get over what a thoroughly unlikable figure Hillary Clinton is.


I have to think any "old school" Republican had that 90's flashback to why we all hated her so much.

I'm still amazed Democrats nominated her.

Had Hillary just been a sweet wallflower at that debate, she would have won the debate going away. But that's impossible

Posted by: Maritime at September 27, 2016 12:34 PM (2JFSt)

420 400+ comments? Everybody has low T!

I'd hit it.

Posted by: wooga at September 27, 2016 12:34 PM (uSPrH)

421 Clinton received debate questions pre-debate ...

http://tinyurl.com/zkp39t3


I just read this.
Christ.
I'm going outside...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:35 PM (qCMvj)

422 Here's how you know Trump won.

I literally can't remember one word Hillary said. Not one.

All her scripted crap isn't memorable. It's just scripted crap. Speaking without saying anything.

I do remember ...AA and Hispanics living in hell, two words folks - law and order...taking the 5th it's a disgrace...superpredator wasn't a nice thing to say...

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 27, 2016 12:35 PM (ZivuY)

423 Its like God has a giant flowing neon paint brush

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:35 PM (BkJzF)

424 >>>Hillary tossed this out in her last big Oppo File dump at the end of the debate -


He should adopt liberal tactics. When accused of doing X turn the tables and attack right back. In effect, change the subject.

He could bring up the fact that she is obnoxious and domineering to her security detail, and that she kept a personal sh*t list of people she had a grudge against. Also, being dismissed from Watergate.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 27, 2016 12:35 PM (g6yUI)

425 I did not really get what Nurse Ratchet was trying to do when she said Trump hates homos, blacks, fat women, loser, idiots, gay hamsters, etc..... WTF.. What did that have to do with anything regarding what the country's problems are ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2016 12:36 PM (NuElX)

426 >> Clinton received debate questions pre-debate ...
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/zkp39t3

This is one report that's not exactly written in a convincing fashion.

May be the case, and I wouldn't be surprised, but I'd put it at no better than 50-50 without more verification.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 12:36 PM (TppKb)

427 371 It has to be really cold to see them, and winter months are best
Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:22 PM (BkJzF)
where is the best place to view them?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (qCMvj)

My buddy and I drove to Alaska through Canada in the spring of 1987, and every night of the trip we were treated to some of the most spectacular Northern lights seen in decades. We saw them as far south as Great Falls, Montana, and they were visible all night as we drove into Alberta. Beyond description. And we saw them again in the Yukon, which was kind of spooky, because we seemed to be alone in the world. No towns, very few cars on the road, nothing but nature.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at September 27, 2016 12:36 PM (RwwCT)

428 I know there are tons of programs I'd really enjoy watching, if I ever sat down to do it.

Don't want to. Got other things I want to do more.




Posted by: looking closely at September 27, 2016 12:34 PM (ji45d)

A couple nights a week after I get home I'll flip through to see what's on. Never fails: after scanning through hundreds of channels in the guide, nothing I care to watch. Nothing that interests me.

So it's college football or nothing.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 27, 2016 12:36 PM (Idu2i)

429 I was gonna say, but then I noticed Venezuela.


Really, the voice of broads from that neck of the world. Stand it, I can't.
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To be fair, they are all probably starving, then they come here and well, we actually have food to eat. . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 27, 2016 12:36 PM (xVRrG)

430 Breaking Bad was surprisingly good!

I got sucked in during one of AMC's marathons while laid up with the flu. You know when you have the flu and have so little energy you can't even change the channel? First one that got me was I think it was the 4th ep of season 2 when Jessie tries to break the Crystal Ship out of the junkyard and falls through the Porta-Potty.

After 3 or 4 eps in a row, I was hooked for the rest of the run. Don't have cable anymore though.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 27, 2016 12:36 PM (WlGX+)

431 >> He should adopt liberal tactics. When accused of
>> doing X turn the tables and attack right back. In
>> effect, change the subject.

This is what real debate 'winners' do. Never defend, always attack.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 12:36 PM (TppKb)

432
Anyone else expecting a fake "post-debate bump" for hitlery?

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 27, 2016 12:36 PM (BAqy2)

433 This.

I effectively completely turned off my TV years ago. I don't want ANYTHING on a regular basis. Every time some new hot "must watch" program comes around, I just remind myself of the entire series of "The Sopranos" that I have lying around somewhere taped, that I've never watched.

Posted by: looking closely at September 27, 2016 12:27 PM
(ji45d)




This is me. I literally do not watch any TV series. You brought up "The Sopranos" and that was the last series I ever watched religiously. I watch NY Giants games--and no other NFL -- and I watch Yankees games when I'm in the mood. I can't even watch the news anymore--including FOX. I am "exposed" to a lot of reality TV because my on-again, off-again gf loves that shit. To me, it's a sign of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2016 12:37 PM (X4jLi)

434 Kathy Shelton [youtube, First Degree Rape (Hillary Clinton)] wishes Hillary had only called her Miss Piggy.

Posted by: ever at September 27, 2016 12:37 PM (kronK)

435 I literally can't remember one word Hillary said. Not one.

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I remember Trumped Up Trickle Down. That was bad. As if Trickle Down economics is bad.

She also said it was a simple mistake. Which was actually a fairly smart way for her to answer it, since she was allowed to move on.

Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 12:37 PM (gmeXX)

436 >>>I do remember ...AA and Hispanics living in hell, two words folks - law and order...taking the 5th it's a disgrace...superpredator wasn't a nice thing to say...
Posted by: The media Suxs at September 27, 2016 12:35 PM (ZivuY)

"Why not?"
30 years
Disaster
No stamina

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 27, 2016 12:37 PM (QVVXM)

437 It's s-e-x
Ace just discovered it.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom

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Many people are maintain their virginity well into their twenties now. I, for one, find it refreshing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2016 12:37 PM (kTF2Z)

438 Does Venezuela have any fat chicks left?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2016 12:37 PM (vV/gB)

439 This was in 1997. Which bimbo was Bill dicking back then?

Posted by: tommylotto at September 27, 2016 12:37 PM (A3a8d)

440 What kind of drugs was she on last night?? That stupid clueless smile, the endless blinking, blank look on her face, looked like she needed a nap!!! She was really tripping man !!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2016 12:38 PM (NuElX)

441 One if the people I met in Norway said he had a vacation home that was a 2 hour drive from Bergen. He has to take 42 tunnels to get there. 42 tunnels

Imagine getting around Norway before then

Posted by: ThunderB at September 27, 2016 12:38 PM (BkJzF)

442 >>Bill Clinton was a Workplace Sexual.Predator. I think Trump should put that out there.

He kinda did with the whole discussion over who to invite to sit in the front row at the debate. Wasn't limited to workplace encounters, but a lot of names that haven't been seen in 15 years were brought up. Can't imagine a lot of millennials had heard 'em before.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2016 12:39 PM (NOIQH)

443 Hillary does "fat checking?" Then again she does have "fat white privilege."

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 27, 2016 12:39 PM (d3wbb)

444 I'd hit it.

Posted by: eleven at September 27, 2016 12:39 PM (qUNWi)

445
Series you SHOULD watch:

The Wire (Amazon prime)

Breaking Bad (Netflix)

Deadwood (Amazon prime)

Rome (Amazon prime)

Posted by: Sphynx at September 27, 2016 12:39 PM (OZmbA)

446 nood

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 27, 2016 12:40 PM (WlGX+)

447 Miss Universe was just seeing how fast she could gain weight after getting the judges decision on the dotted line.

Leave that poor girl alone, she was just practicing up for when she gets married.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 27, 2016 12:41 PM (cCxiu)

448 where is the best place to view them?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 27, 2016 12:23 PM (qCMvj)


Churchill, Manitoba has been cited as a good viewing point, based on its position relative to the north magnetic pole, which wanders around. No, it does not have to be extremely cold to see them. The aurora occurs very high in the atmosphere, where it's almost a vacuum, and ground-level temperatures don't affect them. But a cold winter night is the best time to see them, because, first, longer hours of true darkness, and second, clear nights with no cloud cover tend to be cold.

Best Northern Lights I ever saw? Rainbow Lake, Alberta, 1980-something. But I saw some ho-hum ones this Saturday night while on the road, and there have been a couple of displays with reasonable brilliance this August and September at my home, around Lat 51 N.

You need a solar flare to create the charged particles that cause an aurora. Then you need to be in a northerly place with clear skies and darkness, X number of hours later when the stream of charged particles hits our atmosphere. So it's a crap shoot. And our Sun has been lazy lately.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2016 12:41 PM (o9m/V)

449 435 I literally can't remember one word Hillary said. Not one.

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I remember Trumped Up Trickle Down. That was bad. As if Trickle Down economics is bad.

She also said it was a simple mistake. Which was actually a fairly smart way for her to answer it, since she was allowed to move on.
Posted by: SH at September 27, 2016 12:37 PM (gmeXX)

I remember her saying everyone was implicitly biased.

Posted by: josephistan at September 27, 2016 12:41 PM (7HtZB)

450 Did you really though need to get the debate questions ahead of time in order to be know what was going to be asked?

I saw 90% of them a mile away, but Trump acted like it was the first time he heard them.

Posted by: Maritime at September 27, 2016 12:41 PM (2JFSt)

451
236 Well hey alex, at least you know ace listens to your podcast.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2016 11:57 AM (bMG0w)


That's actually what I got out of all of this.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 27, 2016 11:58 AM (mf5HN)

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I have better things to do than listen to podcasts. The second season of Gothom is pretty damn good.

Posted by: Soona at September 27, 2016 12:42 PM (Fmupd)

452 This is what real debate 'winners' do. Never defend, always attack.

Posted by: JEM at September 27, 2016 12:36 PM (TppKb)


Ignore the moderator's question;
Ignore the opponent's provocation;
State your own loosely related accusation;
Beat that accusation into the ground!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at September 27, 2016 12:42 PM (wCEn4)

453 So Hillary is goung for the fat vote? If she can't win numerically, she'll win by poundage.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 27, 2016 12:48 PM (g6yUI)

454 Shit, another scorcher here in SoCal today. It was 104 yesterday, and ... no AC. We don't normally need it here along the coast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2016 12:48 PM (SRKgf)

455 Trump called women pigs, slobs and dogs!

No. Trump called pigs, slobs and dogs pigs, slobs and dogs.
A few of them happened to be women, is all.

You're not supposed to say that if they're women, because women are equal.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 27, 2016 12:51 PM (H5rtT)

456 I don't think Trump debates at all. I think he markets. He may answer a challenge but not with a logical counter factual. Instead he tries to set a hook. Last night it was "politician". He must have called her that 20 times. Who is worse than a politician? I think this is how he wins while seeming to lose.

Posted by: Typo dynamofo at September 27, 2016 12:51 PM (394Te)

457 Hillary strikes me as a typical mean girl. I can just picture her gossiping with Huma and Mills. I bet they're far nastier than Trump. Yet she will convince fat LIVs that she GAF about them.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 27, 2016 12:53 PM (g6yUI)

458 You are trapped in a cage in a witch's hut. A woodsman breaks through the bars and says, "Come with me if you want to live". The witch sees this from afar and scream, "Don't go with him! He called Miss Universe a fattie 20 years ago!"

What to do?

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 27, 2016 01:00 PM (g6yUI)

459 @456

Brilliant analysis. Yep, he's playing a different game.

Posted by: The media Suxs at September 27, 2016 01:02 PM (ZivuY)

460 Penn State was. I didn't waste a whole afternoon, though, as it quickly became too painful to watch.

That was karma for them being so short-sighted as to have "celebrated" Jo-pa the week before.

Posted by: Crusader at September 27, 2016 01:07 PM (ewSN2)

461 Obviously, ace and I have a very fundamental disagreement on this point. So be it.
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Typed out really long comment and then deleted it. Boils down to:

1. Does a moron take direction from anyone?

2. People's use of their time is related to the feedback they get from it. If there is no perceived utility they will not do the thing or stop it soon.

3. Your level of feedback from an event is related to your investment/identification. Its a loop.

Feedback from the accomplishment of your own goals will tend to eclipse vicarious entertainments with the exception of say watching your own children/loved ones accomplish hard won goals.

Investment levels vary person to person and within the person over time.

I stopped watching Network news a long time ago because it sucks and it supports a structure that is literally out to get me and those like me. Stated differently, I had no identification with it and so no investment of my time was warranted.









Posted by: simplemind at September 27, 2016 01:44 PM (xVRrG)

462 A post on Miss Universe without any pictures? That's just sad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 27, 2016 03:08 PM (zc3Db)

463 By now I am sure that most people are aware that, once again, the Clinton campaign failed to bother to research and it is a fact that Miss Venezuela has been making porn films, appearing as a pole dancer, exhibiting her mammaries in Mexico's Playboy magazine, threatening judges in her native land, and was likely not invited to make her debut at the Maracaibo Country Club. Could it be that she would be subject to a payoff here and there?

Posted by: Hank at September 28, 2016 02:40 AM (VLzis)

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