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Meditation Aid: Allow Hillary Clinton To Scream At You Like a Homeless Crazywoman for Five or Six Minutes

"Why aren't I ahead by 50 points?!!"

Hard to say. Hard to say.

Posted by: Ace at 01:23 PM




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1 First

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 22, 2016 01:24 PM (CRQ5V)

2 Its the crazy eyes.

Posted by: Iblis at September 22, 2016 01:25 PM (9221z)

3 She's not ahead by 50 points because even NBC can't fake a poll that bad.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (mpXpK)

4 I don't wanna get yelled at twice!

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (wiU8Z)

5 Wow. She is so charming. Yes. That's the word. Charming

Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (4+VII)

6 El Double!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (ZKlDy)

7 Her eyes follow me.


They follow everyone.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (zu88C)

8 she has the crazy bernie fingers going.

Posted by: rourke at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (LO5z3)

9 The crazy--and her disturbing-yet-undeniable hotness--increases by the day.

Posted by: General Zod at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

10 #ImWithHer

Posted by: Caleb and Ben Howe at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (tGBt6)

11 Double Posted

Posted by: buzzion at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (bMG0w)

12 She makes Mrs Wolowitz sound dulcet.

HOWARD, WHERE'S MY VODKA?

Posted by: @votermom's phone at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (At6lQ)

13 I surrender. I can't take anymore of Hillary.

Please, please, please, even Yoko is better than this.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (cCxiu)

14 Is this thread a safe space?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (KUaJL)

15 Speaking of polls I posted this on the pre-ONT this morning:


Ace covered this yesterday but did not have the poll internals. Trump is now leading Scankles in three battleground States of NV, NC, and OH. NV used to be solid Republican but thanks to an influx of locusts from CA into NV (and the unions) and an influx of locusts from the North into NC they have become purple States. But I here have included the breakdown of the "respondents" parties for the internals.


Breakdown DEM-REP-IND


NV 40-40-18
NC 40-39-18
OH 39-41-16


As you can see this is a much fairer breakdown than you normally see and makes the poll much more accurate. As far as I am concerned without that breakdown a poll is pretty much suspect and useless.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 22, 2016 01:27 PM (mpXpK)

16 OK seriously, why not just beat yourself on the head with a hammer?

Because who wants to become a LIV...

You know, I think that might actually be her gambit. If she is annoying enough (and lord isn't she) then people will just not want to listen to a damn thing she says or anything about her and then... presto Low Information Voter... So they rely on the talking head on their TV to tell them what to think.

Kinda clever actually.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 22, 2016 01:27 PM (CRQ5V)

17 She's cracking.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:27 PM (0mRoj)

18 That's worse than a lot of nobody rants on Youtube.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2016 01:27 PM (ZKlDy)

19 7
Her eyes follow me.


They follow everyone.


Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (zu88C)

Well, only one of them does. The other just tends to wander off - a lot like her husband.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2016 01:27 PM (jxbfJ)

20 Can we have Yoko Ono back?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 22, 2016 01:27 PM (7ZVPa)

21 whoa
what the hell drugs is she taking
her pupils are gone

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (f7T7k)

22 Wow. I have broken arm, and got royally sick from the pain meds. Isn't that enough punishment? Do I have to listen to the video twice too? Please, please, I promise I will be better. Just not the video!!!

Posted by: Moki at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (VnCI9)

23 so are we all good?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (0O7c5)

24 She may still win this election going away. Imagine listening to this crazy drunk for eight years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (gA69l)

25 Charming.

Posted by: WisRich at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (OAlmw)

26 Why isn't she ahead by 50 points?

Why isn't she just named President For Life by universal acclamation like our Hollywood and Palo Alto betters tell us she should be?

God, what a fucking banana republic.

Fucking banana republic.

Posted by: JEM at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (TppKb)

27 What a screeching harpie...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (O2RFr)

28 If this is what she's like in a controlled environment, imagine what she'll be like in the debate... if it happens that is.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (KUaJL)

29 14 Is this thread a safe space?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (KUaJL)

THIS! IS! SPARTA!

*kicks Joe down a well*

Oh shit. Sorry, I got carried away! You OK down there?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (0mRoj)

30 Gam-Gam always rants like this after a few double-vodkas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (ZKlDy)

31 People skills.

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (XoldI)

32
HILLARY: Harrrrrcourrrrrt Fennnnnnton Muuuuuuuuuddd..... what have you been up to? Nothing good....I'm sure. Well, let me tell you, you lazy, good-for-nothing deplora.....

TRUMP: SHUT UP !!!!

HILLARY: orables orables.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (8XRCm)

33 23 so are we all good?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (0O7c5)

Some are more gooder than others.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (0mRoj)

34 the media turned into the North Korean news so slowly I didn't notice

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (SzZnW)

35 Why isn't she up by 50 points?

Who enjoys being spoken to (yelled at) as if we were incalcitrant juveniles.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (jxbfJ)

36 Mercy. I watched it. I can't imagine her as CiC. We would have to listen to that on a daily basis.

Posted by: Moki at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (VnCI9)

37 oh noes he's done it again

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (bpfzP)

38 I have just been video rapde


Very similar to that screecher on the video yesterday.


Posted by: The Jackhole at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (M+Lyo)

39
*kicks Joe down a well*

Oh shit. Sorry, I got carried away! You OK down there?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (0mRoj)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....

actually this is kind of fun-

*splat*

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (KUaJL)

40 Let us imagine being married to that. No longer is it a mystery why Billy Jeff has aged so poorly.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (+FSld)

41 I heard the social medias are upset at her performance on "Between Two Ferns" as well. Didn't see it myself, nor do I want to wander into FunnyorDie.com to find out.

Posted by: josephistan at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (7HtZB)

42 She's never been able to modulate her voice well, but I'll my neck out and say here she talks like something is actually wrong with her.

Posted by: Sarahw at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (Sp1NT)

43 She looks increasingly . . . desiccated.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (AY9O7)

44 HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU WORTHLESS WORMS FAILED ME AGAIN?!???

Posted by: Frau Poopenhosen at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (ZKlDy)

45 29 *kicks Joe down a well*

JOE LIVES MATTER!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (f7T7k)

46 double posts.....we like the mosts!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (0O7c5)

47 Why isn't Kate Upton calling me 50 times a day?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (Nwg0u)

48 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Yoko at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (XkVXQ)

49 The word is, Demented.

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (XoldI)

50 >> She may still win this election going away. Imagine
>> listening to this crazy drunk for eight years.

The last President I could actually listen to was GHWB.

Think I've said before: Clinton had this "You know I'm lying and I don't care" smirk, Bush came across a lightweight, and Obama I just want to whack under his chin with a 2x4.

So I haven't actually watched, or listened, to a President in 20 years.

Posted by: JEM at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (TppKb)

51 Because she won't make us a sandwich?

Posted by: Furious George at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (57K5j)

52 JOE LIVES MATTER!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (f7T7k)

I'm a straight white guy. I have it on good authority, that they don't.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (KUaJL)

53 Now, having said this, "Why aren't I 50 points ahead?" you might ask.

Why would I ask why I wasn't ahead 50 points? I'm not even in the race.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (zc3Db)

54 Screeching harpy should be lower on poll numbers that the worse criminal running for office.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (JfUI4)

55 .....

=^O

Oh, you said MEDITATION aid. That's... better. Sort of.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (TOk1P)

56 Remember that "Friends" episode where Chandler is trapped at the one-woman play: "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?"

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (Kucy5)

57
You should add the 'Between Two Ferns' video. The Beast comes off as completely humorous and lacking any kind of a personality.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (493sH)

58 It's not like Bill was gonna keep his boner in a room with that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (ZKlDy)

59 I'm also not a cat, so only one life, that I know of. Not particularly interested in testing that either.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (KUaJL)

60 Pre-crazy, she looked like a serene Cheshire, the Sun-Queen, who knew where the bodies were, and was willing to add to the count. Boring.

Post-crazy, she looks like the desperate, ratty, patchouli-girl in your college sculpture class who was too crazy to fuck, but too crazy not to try.

As Francis Dolarhyde said, I think I'm "becoming."

Posted by: General Zod at September 22, 2016 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)

61 *kicks Joe down a well*

Oh shit. Sorry, I got carried away! You OK down there?


*kicks Joe again for good measure*

Posted by: Timmy at September 22, 2016 01:32 PM (XkVXQ)

62 No way am I going to listen to that.

Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2016 01:32 PM (9RGU3)

63 Don't blame me. Blame Neurological Disease!

Posted by: Delerium Tremens at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (fgOnp)

64
~cough-cough-cough-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH- fart/squirt,,-cough-cough~

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (HSmrB)

65 I heard the social medias are upset at her performance on "Between Two Ferns" as well. Didn't see it myself, nor do I want to wander into FunnyorDie.com to find out.

--

Hillz was just angry because she thought the show was "Between Two Bushes."

/denouncing self

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (+FSld)

66 Me?? You know it's you, Delerium Tremens.

Posted by: Neurological Disease at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (fgOnp)

67 This is a clever ad by Trump

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (7ZVPa)

68 I saw crazy homeless woman open for...
ahhh fuck it

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (f7T7k)

69
**looks around**

**shifty eyes**




**throws broken sledgehammer down the well**

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

70 I like Trump's response: "Because she's terrible."

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/09/22/
trump-hillary-isnt-ahead-shes-terrible/


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (R+30W)

71 Who is this supposed to appeal to? Millennials are going to be repulsed by being yelled at by old grannie pants. Any man that has been through a bad divorce will remember how his MIL berated him as a failure.

Is she going for the S&M vote?

Posted by: Cheri at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

72 She is disappointed in us all. Doesn't she know that as President, we will just KEEP ON disappointing her? She really should just drop out.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (S2VsH)

73 That whole 58 seconds is really weird.

And by the way, how can not forcing someone to join a union be bad for that person and bad for America?

Everything is upside down.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (U+nHb)

74 I can't wait for the Downfall videos Nov 9th

Posted by: Iblis at September 22, 2016 01:34 PM (9221z)

75
In the first debate Trump needs to get under her skin (figuratively) and watch her go all Mommie Dearest

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 22, 2016 01:34 PM (493sH)

76 felt so nice you posted twice???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 22, 2016 01:34 PM (so+oy)

77 47 Because you keep letting it go to the answering service! *sob* I have SOME dignity, damn you! *sound of thrown phone, weeping*

Posted by: Kate Upton at September 22, 2016 01:34 PM (Kucy5)

78 Going totally negative now is the only recourse she's got. She can't run on her record or for that matter a plan cause she ain't got nothing. What a shrill.

Posted by: Morigu the deplorable, no longer deployable at September 22, 2016 01:34 PM (Bjy3Q)

79 "He built up his wealth by stiffing businesses and small contractors ..."

Not sure lecturing people about the evil ways in which they build up wealth is a wise strategy for her.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 01:34 PM (gmeXX)

80 Not even I can erase that from your memory.

Posted by: BleachBit at September 22, 2016 01:34 PM (XkVXQ)

81 She reminds me of a droid that is going to burn up and start smoking as it shorts out.

Trump should just make this a free ad

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (M+Lyo)

82 She should be in the middle of a trial for theft of goverment records, espionage, Rico laws, and a few other laws if I wasn't to sick to think about them.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (JfUI4)

83 I saw Ol' Yeller open for Lily Von Shtupp back in '72.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (a3sfz)

84 So I haven't actually watched, or listened, to a President in 20 years.

Posted by: JEM at September 22, 2016 01:31 PM (TppKb)



Pretty much. Yeah, if I'm being honest about it, I hated waiting to be embarrassed by something that came out of W's mouth.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (TOk1P)

85 remember that doctor that Elvis used ( until The King's untimely demise ) ??


they re-animated him, and put the dude to work overtime on Hillary


at the debate, she'll either pass out / seize up again, or get the shakes real bad

Posted by: Billy Occam at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (/542q)

86 *kicks Joe down a well*

Oh shit. Sorry, I got carried away! You OK down there?

*kicks Joe again for good measure*
Posted by: Timmy



Bark bark bark bark!
What is it Lassie? Joe's fallen down the well again?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (d20MQ)

87 I always like the DoubleMint twins.


The DoublePost twins not so much as they are a pair of arrogant, ignorant, ambitious, callous old ladies this >

Right here is another "47%" moment, right here is her "basket of deplorables mixed with irredeemables." She is poll-tested, war-gamed, focus-grouped and still she cannot pull away and "It's your fault, it's all your fault that I am stuck in here and can't get out!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Buy a Basket of Deplorables, Get 10 Irredeemables Free at the Outrage Outlet! at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (hLRSq)

88 I'm starting to think Bill may be the saint in that family for sticking around with her.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (gmeXX)

89 The turning of NC purple has more to do with new citizens coming in from points south then the north.

Yes we do have more Yankees moving here but many of them if not most are retired military or police. They seem to be an even split on Dem/Rep. Our new citizens from Latin America otoh seem nearly universally Dem despite being a "naturally conservative culture".

Posted by: Big V at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (maBJJ)

90 She should be in the middle of a trial for theft of goverment records, espionage, Rico laws, and a few other laws if I wasn't to sick to think about them.
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (JfUI4)

-----

You missed a big one, pal.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

91 Unions exist to enrich their executives and launder money for the Democrats.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:36 PM (0mRoj)

92 I survived The Ban and am still here.

Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb! at September 22, 2016 01:36 PM (UubSE)

93 I will get on my knees and beg America not to elect this woman as President if it would help.

She's the worst. She's awful, Like Ace brilliantly said, "old corrupt whore."

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 22, 2016 01:36 PM (U+nHb)

94 First Yoko, now screaming Hillary!?

But I wasn't anywhere near the ONT....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2016 01:36 PM (bzd8I)

95 There's that deep well of natural charisma she was holding in strategic reserve for the final campaign push.

ROFLOL!!

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 22, 2016 01:36 PM (e2Rx3)

96 Those eyes are going to give me nightmares.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 22, 2016 01:36 PM (KUaJL)

97 If I were Trump I would pay to run this in every market I could.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2016 01:36 PM (ZKlDy)

98 Hillary for Ohio tweet:
"No one has the right to immigrate to this country." - Donald Trump during his rally in Florida today.

We disagree.

**

So if I'm reading Screechy McShrieker right, billions of people in the world are just American citizens hampered only by distance and geography.

Oh, and we just don't really have a country, it's just sort of a continent-sized Rick's Cafe Americain club.


Posted by: Azathoth at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (oHWN4)

99 I'll just leave this here

https://trashy.com/collections/new

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (QflKB)

100 Which witch is which?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (IqV8l)

101 Oh my gosh. I just watched her, which I never do. Is that really her? It looks like a bad SNL skit. Is that really her?

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (bpfzP)

102 82 She should be in the middle of a trial for theft of goverment records, espionage, Rico laws, and a few other laws if I wasn't to sick to think about them.
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (JfUI4)

You leave me out of this! All I wanted was to play football!

Posted by: Uncle Rico at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (0mRoj)

103 And is it to much to wish that on Monday she has a long coughing spell, then look like she was shocked by 440 volts then drops like a sack of potatoes?

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (JfUI4)

104 She's horrible!

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (bpfzP)

105 She's melting

Posted by: x at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (nFwvY)

106 Clinton campaign concerned Trump will bully moderators.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (IqV8l)

107 Is this our punishment for angry drunken posting?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (mgbwf)

108 If she comes across like that in the debates, people are going to be horrified. She looks like she's deranged!

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 22, 2016 01:38 PM (bpfzP)

109 They should have given Shrillary a microphone so she didn't have to yell at the camera.

Obviously, VRWC stole her mic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 01:38 PM (zc3Db)

110 92 I survived The Ban and am still here.

Please clap!
Posted by: Jeb! at September 22, 2016 01:36 PM (UubSE)


Takes too much energy

Posted by: Iblis at September 22, 2016 01:38 PM (9221z)

111 Those eyes are going to give me nightmares.

Her left eye is weird....

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 22, 2016 01:38 PM (O2RFr)

112 Chelsea's husband should view this clip as a warning of what he will be dealing with down the road. Oy vey.

Posted by: Cheri at September 22, 2016 01:38 PM (oiNtH)

113 I'm torn between socking 'warrior' and claiming the Beast IS ahead by 50 points or commenting that the Beast itself should be banned.

Posted by: Meremortal... at September 22, 2016 01:38 PM (3myMJ)

114
What? Did they clone her? There's two of 'em now?

Posted by: Sphynx at September 22, 2016 01:38 PM (OZmbA)

115 The thread so nice, they posted it twice.

Posted by: Walla Walla Tourism Board at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (kumBu)

116

She is suffering from severe sexual deprivation.


She hasn't gotten laid since Webb Hubbell rolled off her and left Chelsea.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (zu88C)

117 Double post. It's a lock that whichever one I comment on will be deleted. Sorry folks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (gW5Vg)

118 The shrieking will continue until morale improves!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (XkVXQ)

119 101 Oh my gosh. I just watched her, which I never do. Is that really her? It looks like a bad SNL skit. Is that really her?

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (bpfzP)

At least one person on the campaign - probably multiple people - looked at that before it went out and decided. "Yes. This is good. We don't need to try any more."

Seriously? How horrible must things be over there that this is the best they can come up with.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (KUaJL)

120 107 Is this our punishment for angry drunken posting?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (mgbwf)

An angry drunken candidate for angry drunken posters. There's a symmetry in that which I can appreciate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (0mRoj)

121

She is trying so hard to appear animated, energized and life like

Posted by: ThunderB at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (qq4lq)

122 Clinton campaign concerned Trump will bully moderators.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 01:37 PM (IqV8l)

------

Excuuuse me!! Stewardess!! I speak Clintonese.


They said that they are afraid that Teh Donald will be counter their obvious Hillary Bias and make the expose the entire charade as a coordinated effort to take down Trump.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

123 Grammie Winger, she's in the Gollum Final Stage.

The Presidency, her Ring, is escaping her grasp so "My Precious!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (QflKB)

124 What? Did they clone her? There's two of 'em now?

------------

Don't tell Bill.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (gmeXX)

125 108 even better, she has to stand for 90 minutes with no commercial breaks during the first one
under hot lights

I don't think she can do it

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (f7T7k)

126 So is she saying that when you really come down to it, there is "no right to work." Really with nearly 100 million Americans out of work it's an okay thing. Oh, and it's Trumps fault too.

Posted by: Morigu the deplorable, no longer deployable at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (Bjy3Q)

127 I'm working on a two-hour chip right now.


*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (7YZyt)

128 She's all wobbly. Like she can't hold her body upright. I think she's strapped to the chair to keep her in place. I'm not even kidding.

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (bpfzP)

129 Chelsea's husband should view this clip as a warning of what he will be dealing with down the road. Oy vey.

Posted by: Cheri


--

He has reasons for staying.

Hundreds of millions of reasons.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (7ZVPa)

130 I lasted until "you know my Dayad..."
Yich

Posted by: Xnycpeasant at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (tRVhE)

131 She tried to duplicate JEF's black people better vote for FAB speech. That's adorable.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (KZ73l)

132 Zen and the Art of Double-Posting?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (p2EmE)

133 I'm half suprised that there isn't independent comments on each thread

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (JfUI4)

134 Hillary, Shrillary.

Posted by: MTF at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (LISuA)

135 116 Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (zu88C)

I wish!

//Hummer Wienah

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (SzZnW)

136 >>She hasn't gotten laid since Webb Hubbell rolled off her and left Chelsea. Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (zu88C)

"Merlin, is Arthur's father my mother's husband?" -- Morgana

Posted by: General Zod at September 22, 2016 01:41 PM (Bdeb0)

137 121

She is trying so hard to appear animated, energized and life like
Posted by: ThunderB at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (qq4lq)

All she could manage was loud and agitated.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:41 PM (0mRoj)

138 Satan just emailed that he's letting Hillary out of their deal.

Posted by: x at September 22, 2016 01:41 PM (nFwvY)

139 Bill Clinton looking in horror at Captain Kirk, "You made how many copies?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:41 PM (QflKB)

140 Yeah she needs to skip the debates. She needed to limit herself to phone interviews of 3 minutes or less.

It is her only chance.

Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 01:41 PM (X/5o4)

141 Which thread has the stripper culture story in it? I don't want to drag my mat all over the place!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 22, 2016 01:41 PM (PSK+l)

142 I think she's strapped to the chair to keep her in place. I'm not even kidding.

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (bpfzP)

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I got that impression also. Like she's wearing a brace or something. The way she leans forward and back, odd. Like I said, the whole thing is weird.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 22, 2016 01:41 PM (U+nHb)

143 "At least one person on the campaign - probably multiple people - looked at that before it went out and decided. "Yes. This is good. We don't need to try any more."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (KUaJL) "

"Goood...gooood..."

Posted by: Trump Plant in HRC campaign doing the cliche evil finger pyramid at September 22, 2016 01:41 PM (kumBu)

144 She looks like a commercial selling carpet on a low-power UHF station.

I know, she's Cy Greenblum of Spatula City!

https://youtu.be/2XbCWmY0eqY?t=52

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (ZKlDy)

145 I say brain issues, look at the posture the hand movements the look to the face. all scream to me to be brain damage. obvious if you know what to look for.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (hMqvx)

146 >>>At least one person on the campaign - probably multiple people - looked
at that before it went out and decided. "Yes. This is good. We don't
need to try any more."

That one person was Hillary. She chose to put this out. Demented.

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (XoldI)

147 She's all wobbly. Like she can't hold her body upright. I think she's strapped to the chair to keep her in place. I'm not even kidding.


--

She is. Reminded me of the Alastair Sim 'Christmas Carol' where Tiny Tim is watching the creepy bouncing doll in the window.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (+FSld)

148 Well....

It turns out the Guy who deleted Hill's emails, was on REDDIT asking how to change addresses of existing mail... before he sanitized the server...

Techs just found it, and within hours REDDIT admins deleted those archived posts...

Congress has just ordered them to preserve those records...

How.... interesting... that it was not the FBI...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (qf6WZ)

149 I'm starting to think Bill may be the saint in that family for sticking around with her.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (gmeXX)



***Looks at list.***

***Looks at criteria: "Thou Shalt NOT Go To Pedo Island And Bang Underaged Chicks"***


Eh, nope. He's not on the list.

Posted by: Saint Pete at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (TOk1P)

150
"He built up his wealth by stiffing businesses and small contractors ..."

Its not like contractors have a stellar reputation.There are websites making millions of dollars dedicated to finding good ones so you don't get stiffed

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (lKyWE)

151 I expected her to say "Welcome to the hall of Presidents,Presidents, presiden........."

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (O2RFr)

152 Oh no Moki, you broke your arm? What the heck happened? I'm sorry to hear it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (xpSCc)

153 There are independent lines of comments

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 01:43 PM (JfUI4)

154 Its anecdotal, and still early, but I'm not picking up much enthusiasm for Hillary in the blue state democrat stronghold that I live in. For Obama, around this time, signs and stickers were profuse. The usual neighborhood holdouts had some McCain/Romney stuff (a sad anecdote was a commercial sign for a closed store that the owner must have left there before closing shop, which read "Romney, Please God"), but Obama was everywhere.

There are some Trump signs (not a whole lot) in the red areas I travel through. But Hillary is virtually non-existent except in the bluest areas, and even there, its muted. I saw a sticker for Hillary while walking with the wife the other day, and actually pointed it out to her, they're so rare.

Doesn't really mean anything I guess. I'd bet Trump wins a low enthusiasm election though.

Posted by: Revenant at September 22, 2016 01:43 PM (3DSAh)

155 130 I lasted until "you know my Dayad..."
Yich
Posted by: Xnycpeasant at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (tRVhE)

She flubbed the line, too, saying "my Daayaad was a small business" before correcting herself. How do you screw that up?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:43 PM (0mRoj)

156 "The 'real' Hillary Clinton?"

"Nope. Chuck Testa."

Posted by: General Zod at September 22, 2016 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)

157 So she can't even make appearances at small fundraisers and her campaign has been reduced to just putting out YouTube videos? OK. Bu how about some cute kittens instead of screeching?

Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2016 01:43 PM (1BQGO)

158 Whazzap roonz and roonettez???

Posted by: Deplorable GGE at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (vbvxt)

159 149 Posted by: Saint Pete at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (TOk1P)

Saint, Politician, and Grace....

one of these things do not belong.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (SzZnW)

160 140 Yeah she needs to skip the debates. She needed to limit herself to phone interviews of 3 minutes or less.

It is her only chance.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 01:41 PM (X/5o4)


C'mon. You know that anything short of her dropping dead on the stage will be spun as "GRRRLL POWER" and shows how tough she is in a man's world powering through whatever doesn't ail her.

Posted by: Iblis at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (9221z)

161 Strigoi.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (vg8iE)

162 Her eyes follow me around like that Linda Ronstadt poster I had in the dorm room years ago, but without the erotic effect.

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (v+fx/)

163 Someone must have plugged her into a 220v outlet instead of 110v.

Posted by: weew at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (EaEMG)

164 >>how about some cute kittens instead of screeching? Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2016 01:43 PM (1BQGO)

How about both?

Posted by: General Zod at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (Bdeb0)

165 Whazzap roonz and roonettez???

We're being punished for some bad apples...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (O2RFr)

166 Would this be a totally tasteless thing to say?

Hillary! Clinton or Gabby Giffords, at this point does it matter which is running?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (QflKB)

167 Obama is wrong again - she is NOT likeable enough.

Posted by: Cheri at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (oiNtH)

168 Is it too early to go OT? The Bud Light Party commercials are really annoying me

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (/HC6x)

169 Just run this video in a Trump ad and the Electoral Map will party like it's 1988.

Posted by: Maritime at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (T8DV2)

170 The way she's screeching about Right to Work etc shows they know she's losing the 'working class' aka union workers.

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (XoldI)

171 Is Hillary gonna get banned? She looks pretty hammered right here...

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (eEBON)

172
Update on L'affair Instapundit:

UT Chancellor Jimmy Cheek has made a statement supporting the UTLaw Dean Melanie Wilson's J'accuse against Glenn Reynolds. UT President Joe DiPietro is uptwinkling it too.

http://tntoday.utk.edu/2016/09/22/supports-law-deans-statement/

Late in the week, but expect BLM occupation of Reynold's office on Monday and "die ins" in his classrooms.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (kdS6q)

173 Sven, do you think by next Monday Hillary will be doing nothing but *beeps*?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (QflKB)

174 It's the crazy eyes.
Is that a shot at me?!

Posted by: hillary (. ) (' ) at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (LdMbv)

175 "My dad was a small business"

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 01:46 PM (zc3Db)

176 166 Would this be a totally tasteless thing to say?

Hillary! Clinton or Gabby Giffords, at this point does it matter which is running?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (QflKB)


"Fuck you, WAR!" Has been declared by Breitbart, Milo, and Ace, so no holds barred now.

Posted by: Iblis at September 22, 2016 01:46 PM (9221z)

177 She is trying so hard to appear animated, energized and life like

Posted by: ThunderB at September 22, 2016 01:39 PM (qq4lq)


She looks like is *this* close to going all crazy-cat-lady.


Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Buy a Basket of Deplorables, Get 10 Irredeemables Free at the Outrage Outlet! at September 22, 2016 01:46 PM (hLRSq)

178 We're being punished for some bad apples...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (O2RFr)



Yeah, I saw that. Some kinda kerfuffle on the ONT. Seriously, some folks just need to learn how to let it go. I mean, I have been an A-hole on occasion but really...

Posted by: Deplorable GGE at September 22, 2016 01:46 PM (vbvxt)

179

Kim Jong Hill

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:46 PM (zu88C)

180 I have to admit, prior to Hillary actually running, I thought she would be unbeatable. Women are the biggest voting bloc, and I thought she might snag single women and married women.

I bet she still does very well with both blocs, however.

Posted by: Mike at September 22, 2016 01:46 PM (jFD77)

181 "Why aren't I ahead by 50 points?!!"

You mean aside from the fact you're a greedy, pathological liar who seems to f**k up everything you touch? Gosh, beats me.

Posted by: Global Worming at September 22, 2016 01:46 PM (rxWSZ)

182 "Why aren't I ahead by 50 points?!!"

Not enough Hollywood Stars in commercials attesting to your wonderfulness? Call Sinbad, I think he is available. Maybe CarrotTop?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 22, 2016 01:47 PM (/HC6x)

183 163 Someone must have plugged her into a 220v outlet instead of 110v.
Posted by: weew at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (EaEMG)

220, 221 - whatever it takes.

Posted by: josephistan at September 22, 2016 01:47 PM (7HtZB)

184 So she turnns out to be a bigger narcissistic than Barak, didn't see that coming
(rolls eyes)

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 01:47 PM (JfUI4)

185 Someone must have plugged her into a 220v outlet instead of 110v.

_snort_

Posted by: USNtakim at September 22, 2016 01:47 PM (hMqvx)

186
To all you deplorables that are makeing fun of me,, I've just got one thing to say... ~cough-cough-cough-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH- fart/squirt,,-cough-cough~

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 22, 2016 01:47 PM (HSmrB)

187 "I was born a poor, black small business."

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:47 PM (0mRoj)

188 173 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (QflKB)

I think they have her Robert Byrd wheel chair fired up....

*and on Senate Bill 976 Senator Byrd has a few words"

*electronic crackle*

"insert speech from 1976"

//Democrats the party of youth baby

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 01:47 PM (SzZnW)

189 I thought they had plugged her chair into a 50Hz outlet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:48 PM (QflKB)

190 Oh my gosh. I just watched her, which I never do. Is that really her? It looks like a bad SNL skit. Is that really her?


Seriously, I thought it was a parody video.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 01:48 PM (mgbwf)

191 holy shit
Mallamutt and GGE!!!

long long time guys

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:48 PM (f7T7k)

192 I'm am thinking of making this part of my Halloween display. Scary but on the other hand I don't want to make the little ones cry.

Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2016 01:48 PM (1BQGO)

193 First Yoko...now this...
Oh misery...Oh despair...

Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 22, 2016 01:48 PM (r65B3)

194 Was this hacked and leaked?

Because I can't imagine any sane person in her campaign releasing this video on purpose....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (jjaLl)

195 I've been pretty busy the last few days, and I'm sure there's been items posted about yesterday's NBC/WSJ's polling numbers that have Hillary at +6 and +7.
If the following has already been discussed, please ignore.

Item 1: Likely voter screen was for 2012 and 2014 general election voters and 18-24 year olds that are enthusiastic about voting. It would be interesting to see a screen that included people voting in the 2016 primaries.

Item 2: In the 2012 election, 47% of the respondents voted for Barack Obama 33% voted for Mitt Romney. That's a 14 point spread in favor of Obama, but the respondents only give Hillary a +6 point lead. (Question QF 1b/c)


Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (JBggj)

196 She is like that android ex-wife on Star Trek that Mudd told to shut up all the time

Posted by: weew at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (EaEMG)

197 She should fire the genius that thought this was a good idea...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (O2RFr)

198 This is not aiding my meditation at all.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (UTb89)

199 >> C'mon. You know that anything short of her
>> dropping dead on the stage

Well, there's that.

Does her campaign have a taxidermist on retainer?

Posted by: JEM at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (TppKb)

200 The only real group that opposes Right to Work is Union brass. It's certainly not an issue that reverberates among even rank and file Union households, most would actually like more accountability.


I still don;t understand how the Supreme Court never struck down "closed shop" rules.

If Exxon Mobil had a law that to work there you had to join the Republican Party and pay dues, that's obviously a violation of someone Freedom of Association

Posted by: Maritime at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (T8DV2)

201 This is "debate-prepped" Hillary?

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (zu88C)

202 So a person who has built up her wealth by selling the access to the state department is lecturing casino employees about the proper way to build wealth in this country and what we stand for.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (gmeXX)

203 220, 221 - whatever it takes.

--

I lurve that movie.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (+FSld)

204 Strigoi.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (vg8iE)

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Hah.

I thought I was the only one.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

205 holy shit
Mallamutt and GGE!!!

long long time guys

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:48 PM (f7T7k)


Took the whole day off to attend the funeral of Jay Cutler's career. They showed a montage of his greatest moments. It took 40 seconds.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 22, 2016 01:50 PM (/HC6x)

206 Not quite OT

What if we start a trend where we say "bleachbit" instead of "bullshit?" Catches on, then Trump could use it in the debates. Then the media would have to cover Paul Combetta

Posted by: Algore at September 22, 2016 01:50 PM (gGSI6)

207 She has lost her mind. It would be quite amusing if she wasn't running for president.

Posted by: MacGruber at September 22, 2016 01:50 PM (C278+)

208 198 This is not aiding my meditation at all.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (UTb89)

Have your engineers make some combustible lemons and burn life's house down. You'll feel better.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:50 PM (0mRoj)

209 "He built up his wealth by stiffing businesses and small contractors ..."

osted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (lKyWE)

She built up her wealth by selling uranium and diluting AIDS drugs destined for Africa.

It isn't that hard to play this game.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2016 01:50 PM (ntZAP)

210 She allows this rant to go out on youtube. Can you imagine how she is behind closed doors? As so many people have attested who worked in the Clinton WH - she was quite the nasty bitch.

Posted by: Cheri at September 22, 2016 01:50 PM (oiNtH)

211 194
Was this hacked and leaked?

Because I can't imagine any sane person in her campaign releasing this video on purpose....


Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (jjaLl)

Hillary is not sane. She released this on purpose.

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 01:50 PM (XoldI)

212 JOE LIVES MATTER!!!!

Teh Cubbies agree!

Posted by: Joe Maddon, rubbing his hands about the postseason at September 22, 2016 01:50 PM (3C9q2)

213 >> I thought they had plugged her chair into a 50Hz
>> outlet.

Mein Fuehrer, I can walk!

Posted by: JEM at September 22, 2016 01:50 PM (TppKb)

214 I can never resist a disappearing thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (9mTYi)

215 AAAAAAAAAAAAA! Opened both! Make the stereo stop!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (FtrY1)

216 I especially liked her animations at 0:24 - "Nobody should be fooled!!"

It looks like she practiced that one in the mirror about 1,000 times to get just the right amount of dorkish, robotic quality to it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (zc3Db)

217 Should play this in slo-mo.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (JvBPw)

218
I saw EST open for Hillary Clinton and Jet Screamer at the Cobo Arena back in '68

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (9P3OG)

219 Hmmmmm....

http://tinyurl.com/zvm6jya

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (NbJXF)

220 holy shit

Mallamutt and GGE!!!



long long time guys

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:48 PM (f7T7k)


NCJ!!! LTNS!!!

Posted by: Deplorable GGE at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (vbvxt)

221 If everybody in the country gets to see this, then it's a done deal, she's toast. The election is lost if this gets out to the general public.

Posted by: DFCtomm at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (eyqGP)

222 AoSHQ, now with TWICE the comments!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (jjaLl)

223 https://youtu.be/2FGgHEKko3E?t=69

Posted by: weew at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (EaEMG)

224 She is like that android ex-wife on Star Trek that Mudd told to shut up all the time
Posted by: weew at September 22, 2016 01:49 PM (EaEMG)

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http://tinyurl.com/zhzxcnj

classic

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

225 >> What if we start a trend where we say "bleachbit"
>> instead of "bullshit?"

Because the natural and irresistable tendency is to refer to Hillary as the BleachBitch.

Posted by: JEM at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (TppKb)

226 Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:48 PM (f7T7k)


NCJ!!! LTNS!!!
Posted by: Deplorable GGE at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (vbvxt)


NORM!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (0mRoj)

227 163
Someone must have plugged her into a 220v outlet instead of 110v.

Posted by: weew at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (EaEMG)


Is that what they meant by powering through? You know, they can do amazing things with Li-ion batteries these days.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (QvJot)

228 OK, looked at it with the sound off.

She looks angry and desperate.

Amirite?

The bouncy chair is a nice touch.

Posted by: Meremortal... at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (3myMJ)

229 Watching at 0:25 where she says "nobody should be fooled" and raises her hands --

the last time I saw something like that Emperor Palpatine was zapping someone with Force lightning.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (fgOnp)

230 205 Took the whole day off to attend the funeral of Jay Cutler's career. They showed a montage of his greatest moments. It took 40 seconds.

and coffee was spewed
good to see you're still around
....and i'm off to the course to feed $5 golf balls to the trees again

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (f7T7k)

231 "He built up his wealth by stiffing businesses and small contractors ..."

osted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 22, 2016 01:42 PM (lKyWE)

She built up her wealth by selling uranium and diluting AIDS drugs destined for Africa.

It isn't that hard to play this game./i]

You forgot about the influence peddling and pay to play subsidiaries of Clinton Crime Family, Inc.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (/HC6x)

232 218 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (9P3OG)

I rather loved the film "Semi-Tough" b/c it did a remarkable send up of EST back in the day....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (SzZnW)

233 With that delivery, she should be ahead by 100 points, and this should be Democratic Kampuchea.

Kim Jong-Un does smiley rants. Why can't Hillary?

Posted by: melanerpes at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (UZClb)

234 Why are you not 50 points ahead???

Maybe because only 6.5% of non governmental US jobs, are Union?

And that number decreases every year?

Now, 35% of GOVERNMENT Jobs are public sector Unions...

But it still only rolls out to about 11% of Jobs, are Union...

So you are yelling at 90% of Jobholders about an issue that has NO effect on them...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 22, 2016 01:53 PM (qf6WZ)

235 Speaking of "not being up by 50 points"...

Ace, have you seen today latest brand-new poll from Rassmussen, who are quite reliable? :

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/ politics/elections/election_2016/ white_house_watch_sep22

Trump Skyrockets to 5-Point Lead Over Clinton Nationally

"With the first presidential debate coming on Monday, Donald Trump has moved to a five-point lead over Hillary Clinton, his biggest advantage since mid-July.

The latest Rasmussen Reports weekly White House Watch telephone and online survey finds Trump with 44% support among Likely U.S. Voters to Clinton's 39%. "

Over at RealClearPolitics, Clinton still holds and edge in the poll-of-polls because there are still two polls that give her a big lead -- AND THEY'RE BOTH CONDUCTED BY NBC, the mainstream puppet of MSNBC. I can't understand why NBC is allowed to conduct TWO "different" polls have them BOTH counted as part of the poll-averages.

Were it not for the NBC polls, Trump would as of today actually be IN THE LEAD NATIONALLY if all polls are averaged together. But with NBC, Hillary still hold a slim sub-1% MOE edge.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2016 01:53 PM (jBuUi)

236
I'd actually pay good money to see Hilary sing "Eep, Opp, Ork, Ah-ah."

Good money to Trump, that is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 01:53 PM (9P3OG)

237 Has someone done the "One post for each America, segregated edition" yet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2016 01:53 PM (JpIFY)

238 She sounds like she's had a couple of drinks...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (9mTYi)

239 Is this where I say "Run them over!"?

Posted by: MTF at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (LISuA)

240 Strigoi.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 22, 2016 01:44 PM (vg8iE)

-----

Hah.

I thought I was the only one.
Posted by: fixerupper


I asked about them yesterday and the way they do that eye flap thing.
Just like Hillary.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (d20MQ)

241 I wish I had something interesting to say, but between the riots in Charlotte and the rest of the state running out of gas because of some pipeline in Alabama or somewhere I really haven't been out much.

Posted by: Deplorable GGE at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (vbvxt)

242 "I'm sure there's been items posted about yesterday's NBC/WSJ's polling numbers that have Hillary at +6 and +7."

I commented yesterday:

"NBC purports to have switched to Likely Voters, but if you dig you can see the Fix. NBC ignores its own survey of likelihood to vote and instead assumed that 2016 turnout patterns will mirror that of 2012:

'Given historical patterns and the relative stability of presidential voting, our working assumption is that the electorate in 2016 is more likely than not to resemble the 2012 electorate; we trust the stable patterns in the data more than self-reported responses.' "

In the footnote they actually said that the survey came out "too white and too old."


Posted by: Ignoramus at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (r1fLd)

243 in case no one else has said this, I sure hope this is how she behaves at the debate next week, and I wouldn't put it past Trump to come prepared with a few tricks to make her snap. Maybe he could mention that Gingrich said in 1995 that we could balance the budget and Bill C said it couldn't be done. Or how the Republicans forced welfare reform on Bill.

Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203c at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (2JQBv)

244 Shorter video:

"What is wrong with you? I'm destined to be president! You Bitches Owe ME!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Buy a Basket of Deplorables, Get 10 Irredeemables Free at the Outrage Outlet! at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

245 Is it too early to go OT? The Bud Light Party commercials are really annoying me

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (/HC6x)



The ones that use smug, unfunny fat comics to sell watered down horse urine? Those commercials?


Yeah, I have no idea why you would find them annoying.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (TOk1P)

246 I swear to God I thought it was a Saturday Night Live skit when I saw it.

Posted by: Michael at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (KClXw)

247 ....and i'm off to the course to feed $5 golf balls to the trees again

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (f7T7k)


we need an AOSHQ Alumni reunion. With some of the old timers like wherestherum , Jalen Rose jersey and lacyunderalls. Held at East St. Louis, cause they have a banner. Sponsored by Lace Wigs and CDKeys, of course.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (/HC6x)

248 If I had animation skills, at the 0:25 part where she says "nobody should be fooled" I would add force lightning bolts coming out of her fingertips and zapping Pepe the Frog.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (fgOnp)

249 Harcourt Fenton Clinton you lazy thing!

Posted by: STELLAAAAA! at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (IqV8l)

250 "screaming like banshee"

Ugh.

Posted by: Califemme at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (VP0x3)

251 235
Were it not for the NBC polls, Trump would as of today actually be IN THE LEAD NATIONALLY if all polls are averaged together. But with NBC, Hillary still hold a slim sub-1% MOE edge.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2016 01:53 PM (jBuUi)

Nate Silver seems like he values his business, so I'd like to see how he factors what seems to be an outlier at this point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (9P3OG)

252 Can I just interrupt to say Wil Wheaton is an easily-impressed insipid piece of shit?


Thank you.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (PFy0L)

253 Anyone else get the feeling that as soon as the camera stopped rolling she screamed, "Huma! Bring me another Boilermaker! Hurry it up! Damn, you're as useless as that piece of shit husband of yours!"

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (GUBah)

254 But Hillary is virtually non-existent except in the bluest areas, and even there, its muted. I saw a sticker for Hillary while walking with the wife the other day, and actually pointed it out to her, they're so rare.

Doesn't really mean anything I guess. I'd bet Trump wins a low enthusiasm election though.
Posted by: Revenant


I would say there is a 99% decrease in Hilary campaign paraphanelia compared to Obama.

I will also say there is less Trump stuff, but that's because we all know a Trump sticker is a death sentence to a car's paint job.

Posted by: Maritime at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (T8DV2)

255 I see the Horde has their Stella groove on, at least four or five of us have made that connection.

"William Jefferson Clinton, have you been carousing again!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (QflKB)

256 249 Harcourt Fenton Clinton you lazy thing!
Posted by: STELLAAAAA! at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (IqV8l)


Like Lennon's scream on the opening of "Revolution."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (9P3OG)

257 Trump has already jabbed her pre-debate. He commented on her taking days off before the debate by saying 'Well, she needs the rest. See you at the debates!"

Getting under her skin especially in her state of mind is a good strategy from the get-go. We'll see how medicated she is versus screechingly angry.

Posted by: Cheri at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

258 I'd love to see her do the same rant, naked.

Posted by: No one ever at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (vg8iE)

259 "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad."
I can't wait until she starts eating grass like Nebuchadnezzar.

Posted by: Naes at September 22, 2016 01:56 PM (Ypc8j)

260
"The latest Rasmussen Reports weekly White House Watch telephone and online survey finds Trump with 44% support among Likely U.S. Voters to Clinton's 39%. "

This makes me nervous - because you know it just makes the msm ever more eager to find a way, any way to torpedo him on Monday night.

BTW, does anybody know what topic they're supposed to be discussing? Domestic policies? The economy?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 22, 2016 01:56 PM (u0lmX)

261 I can't figure out why anyone thought she'd made a good candidate. Is it because she escaped indictment for all those years? Masterminded the greatest fund-raising scam in the history of the world?

She's wooden and unpleasant, with zero charisma. Lousy politician.

Posted by: MTF at September 22, 2016 01:56 PM (LISuA)

262 252 Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (PFy0L)

@WilWheaton now knows what Hillary! and Hummer taste like from one sitting.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 01:56 PM (SzZnW)

263 Is it too early to go OT? The Bud Light Party commercials are really annoying me

-
You know what annoys the bell out of me? The MASH commercials on ME TV. Most of the ME commercials are clever and humorous but the MASH commercials are the actors talking about how important and meaningful MASH was. You know, like the Bible except better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 22, 2016 01:56 PM (Nwg0u)

264 252 Can I just interrupt to say Wil Wheaton is an easily-impressed insipid piece of shit?

Thank you.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (PFy0L)


He's desperately trying to out-schmuck Jason Biggs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 01:56 PM (9P3OG)

265 The ones that use smug, unfunny fat comics to sell watered down horse urine? Those commercials?

Yes...how did you guess....are you a mind reader? Don't try that stuff with me... I got a tinfoil hat with my AOSHQ Premium Package purchase.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 22, 2016 01:56 PM (/HC6x)

266 Mom? Is that you?

Posted by: Norman Bates at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (7ZVPa)

267 260 Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 22, 2016 01:56 PM (u0lmX)

Ideally National Security and Depends Undergarments.

I'll let you figure out who is who.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (SzZnW)

268 Aw, you mad, bro?


Guess someone stole her strawberries....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (NOIQH)

269 The debates are gonna be a trainwreck.

But fun as hell to watch.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (/D5Lf)

270 >> I would say there is a 99% decrease in Hilary
>> campaign paraphanelia compared to Obama.

Around here it's not so sparse, they're starting to show up.

But then this is one of those places where a Trump sticker gets your car keyed.


Posted by: JEM at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (TppKb)

271 She's in front of a green screen

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (JvBPw)

272

I am SO obviously superior I fail to understand your intransigence. We shall explore this more fully in the Camps...

Posted by: Hitlery 'Stella' Cliton at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (QX0Xt)

273 Hillary, it's probably because Trump is filling arenas like a rock star, and your "crowds" look like a local chapter of the Typhoid Fan Club.

The unbelievable part is the near-tie that the polls are showing. THAT'S the thing that looks fictitious.

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (i+OYT)

274 Okay. I watched it. Am I going to die now?

Posted by: Soona at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (Fmupd)

275 Considering a Ban Sidhe meant someone's impeding doom....

I think Brunhilde is singing about Hillary!'s Gotterdamerung in which Steiner does not come.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (QflKB)

276 I wonder how much the ads will go for on the debates.

Posted by: MTF at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (LISuA)

277 Reminds me of Quint's speech from "Jaws." Replace "shark" with Hillary and black eyes with blue and you get the idea.

"You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces."

Her eyes are lifeless, yet peering into the very nooks and crannies of my soul and her voice is that of a screeching harpy. Yikes.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (GV08/)

278 http://tinyurl.com/zhzxcnj

Someone actually posted in the comment section below this video on you tube, 4 months ago, that we could get 4-8 years of this if Madam Clinton is elected.LOL.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2016 01:58 PM (ntZAP)

279 BTW, does anybody know what topic they're supposed to be discussing? Domestic policies? The economy?

Why Trump sucks. Why Trump is racist. Why Trump is sexist. Why the world will collapse under President Trump. These are the topics for the first, second and third debate.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 22, 2016 01:58 PM (/HC6x)

280 I have a neighbor with a half dozen Hillary signs in their yard....
Glad to known who the nutters are....

Posted by: Beto In Austin at September 22, 2016 01:58 PM (n8eXC)

281 I kept waiting for her to tell me to put that fucking coffee down, coffee is for closers

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 22, 2016 01:58 PM (6BRKY)

282 #ImWithHer --->#I'mWithered

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2016 01:58 PM (NOIQH)

283 @274 - Seven days.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 22, 2016 01:59 PM (vg8iE)

284 271
She's in front of a green screen

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (JvBPw)

Good point... I think she's actually strapped in a hospital bed......

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 01:59 PM (jjaLl)

285 How about a video with Yoko and Hillary doing a rap.

Posted by: Davo at September 22, 2016 01:59 PM (sMLEE)

286 I hope she takes this tone during the debates.

Posted by: JonathanEllis at September 22, 2016 01:59 PM (lZqU7)

287 Good point... I think she's actually strapped in a hospital bed......

She's not standing that's for sure...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 22, 2016 01:59 PM (O2RFr)

288 "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad."
I can't wait until she starts eating grass like Nebuchadnezzar Seattle Slew.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2016 01:59 PM (d20MQ)

289 Lousy politician.

--------------

She is simply the worst politician in the history of politics. Hated by her own base. She has absolutely one thing going for her. Her opponent is Donald Trump. But in an election where all sides seem to be mad at politicians that is not turning out to be the asset she thought.

But really it is her. She is a terrible terrible politician. Always has been. Why any Democrat thought it was a good idea to run her, I don't know. I doubt they actually did. They just wanted to get her out of the way and probably knew this was going to be a tough election anyway.

Once she is gone, the field will be clear for 2020.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 01:59 PM (gmeXX)

290 Okay. I watched it. Am I going to die now?

--

That's it. Hillary is Ringu, crawling out of the well.

Dang, I'm all over the movie references today.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2016 01:59 PM (+FSld)

291 If she's in front of a green screen, did Green Helmet guy put this video together?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 01:59 PM (QflKB)

292 251 235
Were it not for the NBC polls, Trump would as of today actually be IN THE LEAD NATIONALLY if all polls are averaged together. But with NBC, Hillary still hold a slim sub-1% MOE edge.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2016 01:53 PM (jBuUi)

Nate Silver seems like he values his business, so I'd like to see how he factors what seems to be an outlier at this point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (9P3OG)

NBC poll has a 14% Democrat Weight slapped on it to give Hillary the 6 point lead.

Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 01:59 PM (X/5o4)

293 If shrill Hillary comes to the debate, this thing is over.

If there is one time Trump needs to play it safe though, it's the Monday debate.

I would be A-Ok with a boring Donald Trump.

Posted by: Maritime at September 22, 2016 02:00 PM (T8DV2)

294 Some people up the street from me finally took down their Bernie Sanders sign and put up a Hillary sign just the other day.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 22, 2016 02:00 PM (vg8iE)

295 ImWithHarpie

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 22, 2016 02:00 PM (7ZVPa)

296 Why Trump sucks. Why Trump is racist. Why Trump is
sexist. Why the world will collapse under President Trump. These are
the topics for the first, second and third debate.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 22, 2016 01:58 PM (/HC6x)

Let's not forget "Why Trump punched that baby in the dick."

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 02:00 PM (jjaLl)

297 I kept waiting for her to tell me to put that fucking coffee down, coffee is for closers

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers

----

What's my name? My name is Fuck You!

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:00 PM (i+OYT)

298 You remember the first time you had to give a speech in front of the class in 5th grade?

Yeah, you probably had better delivery than this video.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 22, 2016 02:00 PM (KUaJL)

299 Lady in Black, Hillary! really need to visit a Cabin in the Woods to relax.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (QflKB)

300 ImWithHarpie
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 22, 2016 02:00 PM (7ZVPa)

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=IM WITH HEARSE=>

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

301 Yahoo just called Hilldawg's Between Two Ferns chat "awkward"

Posted by: Lauren at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (rT4LQ)

302 NBC poll has a 14% Democrat Weight slapped on it to give Hillary the 6 point lead.
Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable


When was the last Presidential Election where Democrats had a 14% edge compared to Republicans?

It wouldn't matter who the candidates were if that sort of electorate showed up.

Posted by: Maritime at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (T8DV2)

303 Holeeee crap! She looks and sounds.....bizarre.


Is that a commercial or what was it taken from?

Posted by: The Rev at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (Enq6K)

304 Latest MSM attack...

Trump says not to fact check debate...

Well... yes... its not the Moderators job to contradict what the candidates say.... soooo....

Posted by: Don Q. at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (qf6WZ)

305 Ok, I've watched it 10 times now. I have gotten a twitching eye, hacking couch and a strong desire to wear pantsuits. But still no desire to vote for Hillary.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (JvBPw)

306 The Dem field is a lot clearer for 2020 thanks to the work of Obama. Their bench is pretty lousy, well, by normal standards, which I realize is not the majority in the US.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (ODkrH)

307 "Why aren't I winning by 50 points" is a tell. That's what she's yelling at her Inner Circle behind closed doors. Because they've failed her.

In the last few days we've had terrorist attacks in NY, NJ and MN, and a race riot in NC.

Can't wait for Monday. She's becoming unhinged. Unless she can project calm and collected, she's done.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (r1fLd)

308 Ooops....off sock

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable. at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (Enq6K)

309 I just got yelled at by ace.
Ain't no way I'm taken such a huge step down and having that scrunt yell at me today, too.

Posted by: Chi at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (xmYx+)

310 Hillary, it's probably because Trump is filling arenas like a rock star, and your "crowds" look like a local chapter of the Typhoid Fan Club.

The unbelievable part is the near-tie that the polls are showing. THAT'S the thing that looks fictitious.




That's what we've been saying since the convention.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (d20MQ)

311 "...and No Wire Hangerszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (NOIQH)

312 LOL. That background does not look real.

Good Lord I've become such a cynic that I don't believe anything when it comes to the Clintons.

Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (X/5o4)

313 Like Lennon's scream on the opening of "Revolution."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (9P3OG)




That's because he saw Yoko naked for the first time.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (493sH)

314 Yahoo just called Hilldawg's Between Two Ferns chat "awkward"

That's like calling the rioters "misbehavers"

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (O2RFr)

315 Clinton has so much campaign cash, she volunteered to do ads for Trump?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (7ZVPa)

316 Do you like this watch? This watch cost more than all the taxes you paid in the last ten years. That's who the fuck I am.

Posted by: Hillary "Brass Balls" Rodham at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (S2VsH)

317 Hillary's screech reminds me of Wolowitz's mom on Big Bang Theory

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (jxbfJ)

318 Some people up the street from me finally took down their Bernie Sanders sign and put up a Hillary sign just the other day.


Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 22, 2016 02:00 PM (vg8iE)


Maybe one of their next door neighbors will put one up with a big arrow pointing at the sign that reads, "Can you believe I have to live next door to these idiots?".

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (GUBah)

319 Boy, a pact with Satan sure doesn't get you the powers it used to back in the day!

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:03 PM (i+OYT)

320 Bill Bonner has an investment newsletter that morons would love.

Today's issue is about the drastic declines in the middle class (population and wealth), as well as the mystery of why anyone would want to let Janet Yellan keep stealing from working people to give savings to bank speculators.

Just a brutal indictment of our rulers.

Posted by: MTF at September 22, 2016 02:03 PM (LISuA)

321 Hopefully in the debates she will be on whatever medication she is on in this video...



Posted by: William Eaton at September 22, 2016 02:03 PM (KhJh8)

322 As someone has pointed out to me, at least Typhoid Mary could still walk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 02:03 PM (QflKB)

323 >>307 "Why aren't I winning by 50 points" is a tell. That's what she's yelling at her Inner Circle behind closed doors. Because they've failed her.


She's counting on Steiner. He'll come.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 22, 2016 02:03 PM (fgOnp)

324 I can't figure out why anyone thought she'd made a good candidate. Is it because she escaped indictment for all those years? Masterminded the greatest fund-raising scam in the history of the world?

She's wooden and unpleasant, with zero charisma. Lousy politician.
Posted by: MTF at September 22, 2016 01:56 PM (LISuA)

They had no choice. She stepped aside for Obama and was rewarded with the Sec.of State position, which allowed her to sell access and create huge wealth for herself and Bill and keep an entire staff of Clintonites warehoused for this election. There was no denying her the nomination this time, as was evidenced by the way the Democrat primary is set up with super Delegates. Bernie was allowed to go on stage because he was bringing attention to the Democrats and they thought he would bring in the youth and female , LGBT vote. They assumed he would behave politely toward Hillary, which he did. When he got uppity and brought up the Wall Street speeches pay to play issues with Clinton, suddenly we started hearing about Sanders wife, college bankruptcies, etc. and then all that mean talk toward Hillary stopped.

No one else was going to be the Democrat nominee or support anyone else and live to tell about it.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2016 02:03 PM (ntZAP)

325 I believe we were discussing the propriety of Trump having the nuclear codes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2016 02:03 PM (SRKgf)

326 >>LOL. That background does not look real.


First woman president ---> first virtual reality president (but they've got her nose on ice so they can re-grow her!!)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2016 02:03 PM (NOIQH)

327 If she loses, many, many, many people will have tragic "accidents".

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 22, 2016 02:04 PM (dnWSK)

328 This is just they way to speak to a bunch of beer swilling, football watching union guys who get nagged by their wives in the same voice for swilling beer and watching football too much

Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2016 02:04 PM (1BQGO)

329 Dah... now you see vhy we like Trump...

She looks like someone who really would push the button...

Posted by: Vlad Putin.. at September 22, 2016 02:04 PM (qf6WZ)

330
You know what annoys the bell out of me? The MASH commercials on ME TV.

Shows come and go on MeTV but MASH never seems to leave.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 02:04 PM (IqV8l)

331 Hey, Hill. That's something you say --- IN YOUR MIND.

Posted by: jd at September 22, 2016 02:04 PM (+evAm)

332 If she does get elected, but think how lifelike her animatronic robot will be in Disneyland!

She makes Al Gore look human!

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:04 PM (i+OYT)

333 *hands Lizzy the keys to a 1963 VW Beetle*

"Can't kill the things."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (QflKB)

334 71 Who is this supposed to appeal to? Millennials are going to be repulsed by being yelled at by old grannie pants. Any man that has been through a bad divorce will remember how his MIL berated him as a failure.

Is she going for the S&M vote?
Posted by: Cheri at September 22, 2016 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

[Hillary is leather bustier clutching Cat 'O nine tails] WORM! WHY AM I NOT AHEAD BY 50 POINTS?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

335 303 Holeeee crap! She looks and sounds.....bizarre.

Is that a commercial or what was it taken from?
Posted by: The Rev
----------------
Wait - grammie's husband is posting here now? Cool.

Posted by: Chi at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (xmYx+)

336 BTW, does anybody know what topic they're supposed to be discussing? Domestic policies? The economy?



Why Trump sucks. Why Trump is racist. Why Trump is sexist. Why the
world will collapse under President Trump. These are the topics for the
first, second and third debate.
---
But yet I have a Democrat friend who says he's voting for Trump that claims all the negativity is on Trumps side, and he has no real policies. Also, building a wall isn't "policy."

/I know, I know. I live in Michigan, we're chock full of libtards.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (tvyXw)

337 Just imagine how many times Bubba was on the receiving end of that harpy's shriek.

Posted by: weew at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (EaEMG)

338 Horde, I think this is one of the few times that we deserve the double posting.

BAD HORDE! BAD!

*bops Horde on nose with newspaper*

Oh hey. Here. Since I'm in a caring, giving mood, I shall tell the Horde another story.

Once upon a time, I took Boy BFF out to dinner at Ruth Chris's for, I don't remember, I think he got a job or something. Anyway. We had a lovely dinner and then a couple of drinks and we ended up at a titty bar.

On the way back from the bathroom, I ran into one of the girls who was all omg we love it when guys come in with their girlfriends and the girlfriends are into it and I made polite noises since I didn't feel like doing the dude not my boyfriend thingy. Important to this story is to note we were near the stage and in front of some tables so there were guys all around.

Then darling dancer girls blurts out omg you have such great tits and promptly grabs them. So. Yes. I have been felt up by a dancer at a titty bar.

Go. Me.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

339 And just think, Hillarys daughter is even more uglier than she.

Posted by: Killerdog at September 22, 2016 02:06 PM (lMwpx)

340 Is this her version of Ming's "Fall on your sword" loyalty test?

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:06 PM (i+OYT)

341 Maybe one of their next door neighbors will put one up with a big arrow pointing at the sign that reads, "Can you believe I have to live next door to these idiots?".
Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 22, 2016 02:02 PM (GUBah)
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Or maybe "I'M NEXT DOOR TO STUPID" with an arrow like those old shirts.

Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2016 02:06 PM (xpSCc)

342 I didn't listen to the whole thing, I just assumed that somewhere near the end, she was telling me to take out the trash.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 22, 2016 02:06 PM (7ZVPa)

343 Do you want to destroy America?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU DESTROY AMERICA!!!


Posted by: Sterling Archer at September 22, 2016 02:06 PM (jjaLl)

344 She is convinced everone loves her except the ones who hate a woman in charge.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 02:06 PM (JfUI4)

345 [Hillary in leather bustier clutching Cat 'O nine tails] WORM! WHY AM I NOT AHEAD BY 50 POINTS?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

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shit


**tosses sandwich in the trash*

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 02:06 PM (8XRCm)

346 Is there a porn version of this movie?

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (i+OYT)

347 Yahoo just called Hilldawg's Between Two Ferns chat "awkward"

Posted by: Lauren at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (rT4LQ)





Just because she comes off as having no sense of humor, robotic, can only repeat her talking points, and can't laugh at herself doesn't mean it was awkward.

I do like that under her name it said - Had Pneumonia and he came out wearing a Grim Reaper mask. Who ever in her campaign that thought putting the Beast on that was a good idea is probably looking for a new job now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (493sH)

348 I wish someone could mash this viddy up to Robert Downey's bleat against Trump. It could provide the same satisfaction you get from kicking Josh Whedon in the nuts.

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (IAOB1)

349 Hopefully in the debates she will be on whatever medication she is on in this video...
Posted by: William Eaton at September 22, 2016 02:03 PM (KhJh

She will be medicated. No doubt on that. The trick will be getting it balanced so that she can tolerate lights, back and forth commenting , etc. without creating brain clicks and not having her so medicated that she is either screaming Hillary or stoned Hillary, such as we saw on the plane the other day.

Early mornings and late evenings are going to be difficult to manage for her.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (ntZAP)

350 "It's MINE! ALL MINE! I shall NOT be denied!

MY DESTINY!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Buy a Basket of Deplorables, Get 10 Irredeemables Free at the Outrage Outlet! at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

351 Yikes! Drunk, fat and angry. And that haranguing tone - who is that supposed to persuade?

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (wgFcF)

352 338 Go. Me.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (mf5HN)


Do we have photo recon for this?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (9P3OG)

353 Hillary sounds very, very sick.

Posted by: Max Power at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (q177U)

354 *rubs nose at being bopped*

Nyah??? What did I do Nyaow?

And Empress, you know the Horde of Morons is now going to demand pix of said Moons of Sexual Attraction....

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (QflKB)

355 Solve the equation:

This real Hillary persona + the presidency + her obvious hatred of "irredeemable deplorables" = ???

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 22, 2016 02:08 PM (+FSld)

356 she should just shave her head, grow a coatee and change her name to ming the merciless.

He at lease is sorta suave (and has a hot daughter...)

unlike this crabbiepantsuit

Posted by: havildar-major at September 22, 2016 02:08 PM (jpW6t)

357 350
"It's MINE! ALL MINE! I shall NOT be denied!



MY DESTINY!
--

Yes. Exactly.

Posted by: Daamien, son of Satan at September 22, 2016 02:08 PM (tvyXw)

358 >>Just imagine how many times Bubba was on the receiving end of that harpy's shriek.


Yup. Probably why they have not lived together since 1999.
Her SS detail, though....please let there be a tell-all book about her by one of her current SS agents.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2016 02:08 PM (NOIQH)

359
Can't wait for Monday. She's becoming unhinged. Unless she can project calm and collected, she's done.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM


Can't depend on one debate. Just ask Romney.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 02:08 PM (IqV8l)

360 Go. Me.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (mf5HN)


You know the rules.

Photos.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Buy a Basket of Deplorables, Get 10 Irredeemables Free at the Outrage Outlet! at September 22, 2016 02:08 PM (hLRSq)

361 I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GODDAMN CUSTOMERS! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNuu9CpdjIo

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (VdICR)

362 The debates are gonna be a trainwreck.

But fun as hell to watch.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (/D5Lf)
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RWC! Good to see you. Where have you been?

Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (xpSCc)

363 If this was in 3-D she could've thrown a lamp at the camera!

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (i+OYT)

364 If somebody re-edits her, adds a line drawing background, and adjusts the color levels to make her transformation into Max Headroom complete I would love them forever.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (eXSOZ)

365 89 Yes we do have more Yankees moving here but many of
them if not most are retired military or police. They seem to be an
even split on Dem/Rep. Our new citizens from Latin America otoh seem
nearly universally Dem despite being a "naturally conservative culture".


Posted by: Big V at September 22, 2016 01:35 PM (maBJJ)

I was specifically thinking of the areas like the "Research Triangle" around the Raliegh-Durham-Carey area. Carey used to be a "nice" little city, now it is a mess filled with yuppies.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (mpXpK)

366 I didn't listen to the whole thing, I just assumed that somewhere near the end, she was telling me to take out the trash.
--

Close. Basically, she was calling you stupid trash for not supporting her.

But we're used to that, so no biggie.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (tvyXw)

367 Go. Me.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (mf5HN)



I thought we were friends.


We had a lovely dinner and then a couple of drinks and we ended up at a titty bar.

Just "ended up there".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (gW5Vg)

368 Then darling dancer girls blurts out omg you have such great tits and promptly grabs them. So. Yes. I have been felt up by a dancer at a titty bar.

Go. Me.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

-------

Wait. Wait just a minute.

She was standing on stage and reaches *down* to where you were.

Were you on a stool??

.... a ladder??

.... on construction scaffolding??


I aint buying it.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (8XRCm)

369 Total Recall

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (M+Lyo)

370 The meltdown of Ellen Burstrym's character in Requiem for a Dream.

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (XoldI)

371 >>>>She's counting on Steiner. He'll come.
.
.
.
.Steiner.....mein Furher.....Stiener......is Tot.....

Posted by: Herman Goering at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (iONHu)

372 I'm going to call it now.

Hillary won the debate. VERY Presidential. Trump didn't do himself any favors tonight, probably lost alot of supporters.
If Hilary performs this well in the next debate, I think we can put this election to bed.

- MSNBC et al.

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (dnWSK)

373 Getting under her skin especially in her state of mind is a good strategy from the get-go. We'll see how medicated she is versus screechingly angry.

Posted by: Cheri at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

Talk about rock and hard place choices - overmedicate and she might be forgetful and look sleepy, under medicate and you have everyone's 7th grade teacher who just blew her stack, is fed up with all the brats and is going to give detentions to everyone.

Not trying to play the woman card nor do I have any sympathy for Hill, but this is one area where women really are at disadvantage. When we try to sound passionate and engaged about something, our voices go up and high voices easily sound screechy and shrewish. That said, you'd think that a woman who has been in the public eye for decades now would have had mastered the art of not sounding screechy.

Trump is sounding much more mellow and presidential and less shouty than he was just 6 months ago, but Hill can't seem to alter her presentation (half dead or shrew) after all these years.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (u0lmX)

374 Hmmm. This must be double post Thursday. I guess everyone is on this one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (1ZOkK)

375 274 Okay. I watched it. Am I going to die now?
Posted by: Soona at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (Fmupd)

#twoweeks

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (0mRoj)

376 356 she should just shave her head, grow a coatee and change her name to ming the merciless.

He at lease is sorta suave (and has a hot daughter...)

unlike this crabbiepantsuit

Posted by: havildar-major at September 22, 2016 02:08 PM (jpW6t)


Yeah.... Ming was Evil, but he had style...

Posted by: Birdman of Mongo at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (qf6WZ)

377 Who else had the feeling "I'm gonna get hit with a frying pan!"?

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (i+OYT)

378 Give Me My Power Dammitt!!!

Posted by: Civility at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (vi+pp)

379 Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (IAOB1)


It's Uma Thurman.

This has been bothering me for as long as you've been posting, which is a long time.

Please straighten that shit out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (mgbwf)

380 If Trump has a good first debate, the MSM will simply go apoplectic and they WILL pull out every stop to "Crowley" him on the next one. If he's smart, he should be "1 and done" if his 1st debate is a rousing success.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (S2VsH)

381 I think her manservant needs to loosen her pessary.

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (dnWSK)

382 I would say there is a 99% decrease in Hilary campaign paraphanelia compared to Obama.



I will also say there is less Trump stuff, but that's because we all
know a Trump sticker is a death sentence to a car's paint job.

Posted by: Maritime at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (T8DV2)
--Now that I think about it, I would bet that a significant amount of the Democrat base votes Democrat strictly for virtue-signalling purposes (it ain't a firm grasp and understanding of the issues).When you have a base motivated primarily about virtue-signalling, what happens when that base confronts a candidate that they are "supposed" to support, but who doesn't provide the same amount of virtue signalling potential? Young people who understood that voting Sanders was a strong virtue signal. Same for Obama, etc. It becomes a self-reinforcing cycle because these people are all trying
to virtue signal among themselves. If they collectively decide that a
vote for Hillary doesn't accomplish this, what happens?If the value of the virtue-signal declines because their candidate is an indisputably corrupt member of the "establishment," and if women don't feel like they need to vote in lockstep for Hillary simply because she has a vagina, what does the democrat base do?I think it means that they stay home.

Posted by: Revenant at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (3DSAh)

383 Clinton +100 in Crazy Screaming Homeless Women poll

Posted by: THIS JUST IN!!!! at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (qJhUV)

384
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (


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Something tells me there's more to this story.

Posted by: Soona at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (Fmupd)

385 Hillary's strategy of comparing how each candidate built their wealth is a curious one.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (gmeXX)

386 She's ready.... for her close up...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (qf6WZ)

387 10 #ImWithHer
Posted by: Caleb and Ben Howe at September 22, 2016 01:26 PM (tGBt6)

I think you meah, #ImInHer

Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (p2bU+)

388 I've got my eye on you.

- Hillary!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (Nwg0u)

389
Shows come and go on MeTV but MASH never seems to leave.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
---------------
Don't get me started. In the last month, I lost Rockford, AND Columbo, but I have to see Alan Alda's punch able face 20 times a day.

Posted by: Chi at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (xmYx+)

390 I seriously think this might be her Howard Dean scream moment. This video reeks of desperation.

Posted by: HoustonGal at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (2zfpa)

391 She's got the screaming meemies. And bat-shit crazy eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (1ZOkK)

392 Not trying to play the woman card nor do I have any sympathy for Hill, but this is one area where women really are at disadvantage. When we try to sound passionate and engaged about something, our voices go up and high voices easily sound screechy and shrewish.

----

Ever seen Pamela Geller mad? That's sexy! Sometimes I wanna throw Muslims at her just to see the reaction!

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (i+OYT)

393 370 Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (XoldI)

Which was similar enough to my mom's decline Pac10077 cried for 1/2 the night when she watched it.

I loved my mom, my mom was not trying to be elected "Unfettered Democrat Empress of the World."

We live in strange times.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (SzZnW)

394 LMFAO!!!

That background is not real. The color is faded. It's not even close.

Oh this is so terrible on all fronts.

Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (X/5o4)

395 OK I finally watched the video. Why am I reminded of Gilda Rander when she was doing SNL?

There is no way her handlers watched this video and blessed it for release, absolutely no way.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (iONHu)

396 375
274 Okay. I watched it. Am I going to die now?

Posted by: Soona at September 22, 2016 01:57 PM (Fmupd)



#twoweeks
----

hahahahaha

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (tvyXw)

397 Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (IAOB1)




-----

It's Uma Thurman.



This has been bothering me for as long as you've been posting, which is a long time.



Please straighten that shit out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (mgbwf)


Hey, just be happy it's not *my* feet.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (GUBah)

398
- MSNBC et al.

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (dnWSK)


If this Hillary shows up during the debates they'll cut to the studio for a scene of Chris Matthews chugging Mylanta, Rachel Maddow shooting heroin into an eyeball, and Chris Hayes sobbing uncontrollably.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Buy a Basket of Deplorables, Get 10 Irredeemables Free at the Outrage Outlet! at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

399 She's ready.... for her close up...
Posted by: Don Q.

---

I AM big! It's politics that got small!

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (i+OYT)

400 This ad would be much more effective if she was petting a cat sitting in her lap.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 22, 2016 02:13 PM (qJhUV)

401 I wish I had something interesting to say, but between the riots in Charlotte and the rest of the state running out of gas because of some pipeline in Alabama or somewhere I really haven't been out much.
Posted by: Deplorable GGE
----------

You never call me anymore...
*throws self onto bed, sobbing*

Posted by: The Subbie at September 22, 2016 02:13 PM (9mTYi)

402 Oh hey. Here. Since I'm in a caring, giving mood, I shall tell the Horde another story.



Once upon a time, I took Boy BFF out to dinner at Ruth Chris's for, I
don't remember, I think he got a job or something. Anyway. We had a
lovely dinner and then a couple of drinks and we ended up at a titty
bar.



On the way back from the bathroom, I ran into one of the girls who
was all omg we love it when guys come in with their girlfriends and the
girlfriends are into it and I made polite noises since I didn't feel
like doing the dude not my boyfriend thingy. Important to this story is
to note we were near the stage and in front of some tables so there
were guys all around.



Then darling dancer girls blurts out omg you have such great tits
and promptly grabs them. So. Yes. I have been felt up by a dancer at a
titty bar.



Go. Me.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (mf5HN)


I was at a titty bar last year, and someone came up and tossed down $10 on the railing right in front of me. It turned out to be this statuesque blonde gal in a business suit. I went over and introduced myself and offered to buy her a drink as thanks, and she introduces me to her boyfriend that she's there with. He's a decent dude, at the strip club wearing a kilt. We get to talking, I mention that I'm a defense contractor, she tells me he's in the National Guard, and when I know what his MOS is she gets all excited. Later, he and I are talking and she comes up with a completely naked redhead next to her and drags the two of them off so she and he can get a lap dance. She seemed to be more into the whole thing than he was.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 22, 2016 02:13 PM (IVbUd)

403 Dayyyam, bitch!

You make Michelle seem like a walk in the park with an ice cream cone!

Posted by: Barack at September 22, 2016 02:13 PM (fgOnp)

404 I ask again, what hate must motivate this corpse? She thought she could just sleep her way to the top and instead has had to swallow her pride and dignity and eat shit for decades. This is her prize. This is when she will make us all pay for the miserable life she has had to lead.

If she wins, be very afraid.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 22, 2016 02:13 PM (QQ+il)

405 Hillary exudes a warm, charming radiance that just makes you want to bask in her presence, doesn't she?

Ok, maybe not.

Posted by: Deplorable McIrredeemableface at September 22, 2016 02:13 PM (xujbM)

406 Something tells me there's more to this story.

Posted by: Soona at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (Fmupd)


Yeah, not enough detail about AtC's Orbs of Perkiness.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 22, 2016 02:14 PM (GUBah)

407 Fun fact:

Trump ad spending: $4 mil.
Hillary ad spending $145 mil

Someone is getting more bang for their buck.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:14 PM (tvyXw)

408 Don't get me started. In the last month, I lost Rockford, AND Columbo, but I have to see Alan Alda's punch able face 20 times a day.
Posted by: Chi at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (xmYx+)
-----------------

And my beloved Bob Newhart, which several years ago used to be in the early evenings, has been relegated to the graveyard shift. On Sunday nights.

Boo.

Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2016 02:14 PM (xpSCc)

409

Om Om Om

should be thrice hummed

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 22, 2016 02:14 PM (qCMvj)

410 Posted by: Revenant at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (3DSAh)

That's got quite a loud ring of truth to it.....

Posted by: Sterling Archer at September 22, 2016 02:14 PM (jjaLl)

411 Just "ended up there".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (gW5Vg)

He dragged her out of the bar they were in, ahead of the angry mob, and was looking for a place to hide from the cops.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 22, 2016 02:14 PM (IVbUd)

412 Can't wait for Monday. She's becoming unhinged. Unless she can project calm and collected, she's done.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (r1fLd)


No, I think she needs to double down on the approach in this video. People aren't hearing her message so she needs to be more assertive and louder, and more strident, and glare at the voters. Then people will get the narrative and all will be well.

Posted by: An Observation at September 22, 2016 02:14 PM (WXf1C)

413 RCP FL average just flipped to Trumps favor. Their electoral map with no tossups....

Clinton - 272
Trump - 266

Trump needs to find three electoral votes for a tie, four for the win.

Posted by: WisRich at September 22, 2016 02:14 PM (hdpay)

414 392 Not trying to play the woman card nor do I have any sympathy for Hill, but this is one area where women really are at disadvantage. When we try to sound passionate and engaged about something, our voices go up and high voices easily sound screechy and shrewish.

----

Ever seen Pamela Geller mad? That's sexy! Sometimes I wanna throw Muslims at her just to see the reaction!
Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:12 PM (i+OYT)

Met her at a symposium 10 years ago. She was pretty good looking I must say.

Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 02:15 PM (X/5o4)

415 Not trying to play the woman card nor do I have any sympathy for Hill, but this is one area where women really are at disadvantage. When we try to sound passionate and engaged about something, our voices go up and high voices easily sound screechy and shrewish.

Yep. Sometimes our baseball games are at fields adjacent to softball fields, and when the girls get excited, bats cover their ears, while ours are bleeding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2016 02:15 PM (SRKgf)

416 >>Talk about rock and hard place choices - overmedicate and she might be
forgetful and look sleepy, under medicate and you have everyone's 7th
grade teacher who just blew her stack, is fed up with all the brats and
is going to give detentions to everyone.



Huh, didn't consider she might be on pain pills. If she *is* on oxy, then it would make her depressed and angry. Considering Hillary's default setting is "beyotch on wheels" one could only imagine how pain meds might crank that up to "11" -- or "22"???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2016 02:15 PM (NOIQH)

417 And now I feel sorry for Chelsea's husband. MIL from hell, indeed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:15 PM (1ZOkK)

418 The right track/wrong track numbers are back to the very worst moments of the Obama era, at the time of the ObamaCare ram-through.

The economy is widely regarded as in inflationary recession, a la Jimmeh Carter.

Our foreign alliances are peeling away, and foreign leaders by the dozen scorn the president. War is everywhere. Refugees are invading middle-America. Crime is up. Riots. Censorship is spreading. The Constitution is in shreds.

Remind me again, Why elect Hillary?

Posted by: MTF at September 22, 2016 02:15 PM (LISuA)

419 I had to stare at Lena Dunhambone in a bikini just to regain my equilibrium.

Posted by: Afroman at September 22, 2016 02:15 PM (kdxpy)

420 " Hillary's strategy of comparing how each candidate built their wealth is a curious one."

No it isn't. Trump is a greedy capitalist who stole his wealth from hard-working blue collar people like you. And he is a racist, and a bigot and his butt is big and his butt stinks because he eats greasy food.

And Hillary is awesome, did you hear that awesome thing she said?

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 22, 2016 02:15 PM (dnWSK)

421 She's got the screaming meemies. And bat-shit crazy eyes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----------

You watched the video posted on last night's ONT, didn't you? Same syndrome.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 02:15 PM (9mTYi)

422 @324 "No one else was going to be the Democrat nominee"

Spot on. Hillary was the pick of the Inner Inner Party. There was nothing Democratic about it. When Hillary loses, the Ds will need to find a way to retool or else.

Hillary amplified a huge problem Ds have with men, especially with most white men. Hillary's Man Gap dwarfs Trump's Woman Gap in recent polling.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 22, 2016 02:15 PM (r1fLd)

423
Don't get me started. In the last month, I lost Rockford, AND Columbo, but I have to see Alan Alda's punch able face 20 times a day.
Posted by: Chi at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM


Columbo's still on Sunday nights, at least in our market.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 02:16 PM (IqV8l)

424 LOUD NOISES!

Posted by: Brick Tamland at September 22, 2016 02:16 PM (EVi2J)

425 Democrats hate "Right to Work," which means the freedom to choose not to belong to a Democrat/Mafia-Run labor union and still have a job. They hate it when people are allowed to choose for themselves. They hate it more when it deprives their party of money confiscated against the will of working people.

Posted by: V the K at September 22, 2016 02:16 PM (O7MnT)

426 I AM BIG! THE ELECTIONS GOT SMALL!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 22, 2016 02:16 PM (qJhUV)

427 She has no clue that unions shut down jobs so only they can work, Run up costs in time and material, make sure there are more people than required to be on a construction site. Bring about a whole additional level of overhead needed by a company to operate.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 02:16 PM (JfUI4)

428
50 points ahead.......so she's pissed that she hasn't hit 75%? NO ONE hits 75% in a presidential race, except for totalitarian regimes.

Then again, she probably thinks that's humble and inclusive, compared to when guys like Saddam were "elected" with 99% of the vote.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2016 02:16 PM (LuZz8)

429 Snapping turtle. That's the look. Like an angry, drunken snapping turtle getting ready to take hold of your big toe.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 22, 2016 02:16 PM (RD7QR)

430

PNEUMONIA PNEUMONIA PNEUMONIA

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:16 PM (zu88C)

431 392 Not trying to play the woman card nor do I have any sympathy for Hill, but this is one area where women really are at disadvantage. When we try to sound passionate and engaged about something, our voices go up and high voices easily sound screechy and shrewish.


----------------

If you women would just calm down, you'd sound better.

Posted by: Soona at September 22, 2016 02:16 PM (Fmupd)

432 Yeah, that background looks super-fake. As far as I can see, none of the wrinkles/shadows on the flag change even a tiny bit. Green screen?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 22, 2016 02:17 PM (2cS/G)

433 It's not the Queen Bee...it's the Alien Queen.

Since the riots broke out in Charlotte, I've been having a hankering for Carolina BBQ. Queen Bee Barbecue!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 22, 2016 02:17 PM (ODkrH)

434 No it isn't. Trump is a greedy capitalist who stole his wealth from hard-working blue collar people like you. And he is a racist, and a bigot and his butt is big and his butt stinks because he eats greasy food.

And Hillary is awesome, did you hear that awesome thing she said?

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 22, 2016 02:15 PM (dnWSK)


Yeah... and she got hers the old fashioned way... Graft...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 22, 2016 02:17 PM (qf6WZ)

435 Not trying to play the woman card nor do I have any sympathy for Hill, but this is one area where women really are at disadvantage. When we try to sound passionate and engaged about something, our voices go up and high voices easily sound screechy and shrewish. That said, you'd think that a woman who has been in the public eye for decades now would have had mastered the art of not sounding screechy.

Trump is sounding much more mellow and presidential and less shouty than he was just 6 months ago, but Hill can't seem to alter her presentation (half dead or shrew) after all these years.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 22, 2016 02:10 PM (u0lmX)

Agree with you Donna. Sarah Palin's worst enemy was her voice. It still is.

Read her articles, and you are impressed at the thoughtful, knowledgeable writing. Listen to same article being presented by her on a podium and you swear if you didn't know better you were listening to a harried soccer mom complaining at a PTA meeting about the athletic schedule. Add in the colloquial "You betcha"! or the roller coaster voice inflections when empahsising something....

Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2016 02:17 PM (ntZAP)

436 No, I think she needs to double down on the approach in this video.
People aren't hearing her message so she needs to be more assertive and
louder, and more strident, and glare at the voters. Then people will get
the narrative and all will be well.
---
I concur. She's just not talking loud enough, and for a woman to be heard, she must be a gabillion times more assertive than a man.

/she's just too feminine...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:17 PM (tvyXw)

437 "Hillary exudes a warm, charming radiance that just makes you want to bask in her presence, doesn't she?



Posted by: Deplorable"

Yes, very similar to Joseph Stalin.

Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2016 02:17 PM (1BQGO)

438 I feel lol for her.

Posted by: x at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (nFwvY)

439 432 Posted by: Lincolntf at September 22, 2016 02:17 PM (2cS/G)

or the Holodeck on her mothership....

//Diana

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (SzZnW)

440 Jen. +1000

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (1ZOkK)

441 OMG! Look at how far those HB-1 Disney engineers have advanced Audio-Animatronic technology!

Posted by: centralscrutinizer at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (vI+F1)

442 Wait. Wait just a minute.

She was standing on stage and reaches *down* to where you were.

Were you on a stool??

.... a ladder??

.... on construction scaffolding??


I aint buying it.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (8XRCm)



NO. ALSO THAT IS SO MEAN

She was not on stage, she was wandering around the tables doing lap dances.

She was probably a good nine or ten inches taller than me and that's before the stripper heels.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

443 Just think: Someone (probably a pajama boy) was behind the camera and said, "Great! That's it!"

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (i+OYT)

444 Thatcher didnt sound yelly. She woukd drop her voice

Posted by: ThunderB at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (qq4lq)

445

If she loses the election she'll refuse to leave her election HQ, sitting there in the same pantsuit for years. Like Miss Havisham

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (493sH)

446 Here is something to ponder.

How is Putin viewing this video? Or Assad in Syria? Or others who mean to do harm to this country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (QflKB)

447

Honestly, who allowed that crapvideo to be released to the public?

I never thought I would see Hillary in complete meltdown mode.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (qCMvj)

448
Oh... I think Hillary will get a zinger or two in.

But.... I think she will do worse than she did in the Matt Lauer town hall thingy.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (8XRCm)

449 Methinks that NY needs to reopen Bellevue and give Muumuu Mamaw a 6 month 2X a year vacation.

Posted by: Edd Zachary at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (zzLHH)

450 This has all of the appeal of a 9/11 Mattress commercial.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (ODkrH)

451 Jen +1

Posted by: Lurker primus at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (B3qs7)

452 Ever seen Pamela Geller mad? That's sexy! Sometimes I wanna throw Muslims at her just to see the reaction!
Posted by: RKae
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Back when I listened to talk radio, Tammy Bruce was always good for a tirade, too.

Posted by: Chi at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (xmYx+)

453 444 Thatcher didnt sound yelly. She woukd drop her voice
Posted by: ThunderB at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (qq4lq)


When the facts are not on your side, yell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (9P3OG)

454 She was probably a good nine or ten inches taller than me and that's before the stripper heels.


Odd. 5'2" is short for a stripper.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (mgbwf)

455 338 Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (mf5HN)
==========================

I think I just died a little death.

Posted by: MTF at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (LISuA)

456 AtC, I went in a strip club in New Orleans with my husband and some friends years ago.

I remember the expensive, watered down cocktail.

And the roach that ran up my leg.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (1ZOkK)

457 Turn the machines back on! Turn the machines back on!

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (dnWSK)

458 OMG! Look at how far those HB-1 Disney engineers have advanced Audio-Animatronic technology!
Posted by: centralscrutinizer at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (vI+F1)



That's funny is what that is.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (mf5HN)

459 She was probably a good nine or ten inches taller than me and that's before the stripper heels.
Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

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**types**

**deletes**



Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (8XRCm)

460

Watching her left eye waiting for it to go wild

Posted by: ThunderB at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (qq4lq)

461 If you women would just calm down, you'd sound better.
Posted by: Soona
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Fortunately, my Duck and Cover skills are now instinctive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (9mTYi)

462

~cough-cough-cough-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH- fart/squirt,,-cough-cough~

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (HSmrB)

463 *opens tab to FedEx, logs in, and orders an Emu in a Box for Bandersnatch*

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (QflKB)

464 Hillary can't swallow pills.

This should be obvious.

Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (X/5o4)

465 AtC, I went in a strip club in New Orleans with my husband and some friends years ago.

I remember the expensive, watered down cocktail.

And the roach that ran up my leg.

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You weren't north of St. Anne's street were you?

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (gmeXX)

466 " Hillary exudes a warm, charming radiance that just makes you want to bask in her presence, doesn't she?"



Yes, very nice.


I think I'll go set my hair on fire instead.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (vI7eu)

467 Thatcher had a good deal of experience going in as PM...she was an actual professional prior to becoming an MP.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (ODkrH)

468
How is Putin viewing this video? Or Assad in Syria? Or others who mean to do harm to this country.
---

Well Obama is a feckless pansy.

I'm guessing they figure that she'll start a war with them, and they'll win.

So... "they're number one!"

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (tvyXw)

469 Yahoo just called Hilldawg's Between Two Ferns chat "awkward"

Posted by: Lauren at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (rT4LQ)



I missed that. Do you know where I can find it?

TIA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (SRKgf)

470 Thatcher didnt sound yelly. She woukd drop her voice


Thatcher took elocution lessons. Thatcher trained herself to craft an image that transcended shopkeeper's daughter.

Palin had all the talent if she'd been willing to do the work.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (mgbwf)

471 Death Becomes Her was a terrible movie. Is this the remake trailer ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (M+Lyo)

472 And the roach that ran up my leg.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (1ZOkK)


Hey! I'm just working for tips here, too! Cut a guy some slack!

Posted by: Titty Bar Roach at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (GUBah)

473 Dayyyam, bitch!

You make Michelle seem like a walk in the park with an ice cream cone!
Posted by: Barack



Can you even get Mooch into the park without one?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (d20MQ)

474 Can I get that voice on my gps?

"TURN AT THE NEXT LEFT! NOW! DAMN IT! TURN HERE!!!!"

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:21 PM (i+OYT)

475 She was probably a good nine or ten inches taller than me and that's before the stripper heels.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (mf5HN)



So about 5'6" in the heels?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - STILL ALIVE at September 22, 2016 02:21 PM (gW5Vg)

476 Oh, it's double-posted?! Good. I thought I was going all googley, crazy-eyes there for a sec.

Oh, it's double-posted?! Good. I thought I was going all googley, crazy-eyes there for a sec.

Posted by: jd at September 22, 2016 02:21 PM (+evAm)

477 No, I think she needs to double down on the approach in this video. People aren't hearing her message so she needs to be more assertive and louder, and more strident, and glare at the voters. Then people will get the narrative and all will be well.
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Yeah. that's the ticket. Maybe she could give Trump the finger and get in his face. That'll teach those stupid voters who the boss is!!!

Hillary Clinton drinks Tiger's Blood #winning!

Posted by: simplemind at September 22, 2016 02:21 PM (xVRrG)

478 Shot from the shoulders up. Sitting in her Captain Pike chair?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 22, 2016 02:21 PM (fgOnp)

479 464 Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (X/5o4)

Tell me about it...

//Hillary's Male Nurse with a suppository B12

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 02:21 PM (SzZnW)

480 Was this her "blue collar worker" accent? Sounds like she is from south philly or something. She missed her true calling as a standup impressionist.

Posted by: Fletch at September 22, 2016 02:21 PM (iWnCS)

481 Jane, that would have me yelping like um me yelping at a cockroach running up my leg. I kinda ran out of analogy there.


Odd. 5'2" is short for a stripper.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (mgbwf)


I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!

Wait. You'd like that.

But not hunting you down has downsides for me as well.

So. Conflicted. So. Conflicted.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:21 PM (mf5HN)

482 Oh... I think Hillary will get a zinger or two in.

But.... I think she will do worse than she did in the Matt Lauer town hall thingy.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (8XRCm)


I'm worried Trump thinks he can "wing it." He cannot have a teleprompter, and I'm not sure about notes, but he is not preparing from what I see.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 22, 2016 02:21 PM (qCMvj)

483 Death Becomes Her was a terrible movie. Is this the remake trailer ?
Posted by: The Jackhole

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Or The Witches of Eastwick 2

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:22 PM (i+OYT)

484 Yahoo just called Hilldawg's Between Two Ferns chat "awkward"

Posted by: Lauren at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (rT4LQ)


I missed that. Do you know where I can find it?

TIA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (SRKgf)



It's on Yahoo's home/main page.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 22, 2016 02:22 PM (493sH)

485 You weren't north of St. Anne's street were you?

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (gmeXX)


Somewhere on Bourbon Street.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:22 PM (1ZOkK)

486 And BCochran just lost his cot in Alextopia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 02:22 PM (QflKB)

487 Palin had all the talent if she'd been willing to do the work.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (mgbwf)

I think Palin has regressed. Her tone and delivery is horrible.

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 22, 2016 02:22 PM (M+Lyo)

488 That was only 59 seconds. I fell gypped. I expected at least 5 minutes.

But it is a good rant.

Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 22, 2016 02:22 PM (4+VII)

489 128 She's all wobbly. Like she can't hold her body upright. I think she's strapped to the chair to keep her in place. I'm not even kidding.

Posted by: grammie winger's deplorable basket at September 22, 2016 01:40 PM (bpfzP)

That's it! Her posture was making me nervous.

Her speech modulation seems to have a similar kind of unsteady and forced quality....she's trying to push for a simulacrum of ani mation, but she seems all the weaker for it.

Posted by: Sarahw at September 22, 2016 02:22 PM (Sp1NT)

490 Well, she really "powered through" that one, didn't she?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2016 02:22 PM (SRKgf)

491
Hillary exudes a warm, charming radiance that just makes you want to bask in her presence, doesn't she?
Posted by: Deplorable"

Yes, very similar to Joseph Stalin.


Please don't stop clapping.

Posted by: Jeb! Stalin at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (IqV8l)

492 Honestly, Hillary should have hired me as a campaign consultant.

My advice would have been to stay out of the public, but when you are in public, just come across as a very serious person. Don't try to make jokes. Don't think you are funny.

That probably wouldn't have worked, but it would have given her a chance.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (gmeXX)

493 Hillary can't swallow pills

Fixed for historical accuracy.

Posted by: Momica Lewinsky at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (/HC6x)

494 Can you even get Mooch into the park without one?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (d20MQ)


Yes, but it requires two handlers, each holding a separate leash

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (fgOnp)

495 She should have had a hammer and sickle banner behind her.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (JfUI4)

496 Worst strip clubs on the planet = NOLA.

Posted by: Afroman at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (kdxpy)

497 "Hillary can't swallow pills. "



Just hold her nose shut. I'll tell you when to stop.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (vI7eu)

498 Hills better watch it or a house may fall on her WOZ style.

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (M+Lyo)

499 "When we try to sound passionate and engaged about something, our voices go up and high voices easily sound screechy and shrewish. "

This is where mom voice comes in. When your mad, go deep and quiet. Make them scared.

Posted by: Lauren at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (rT4LQ)

500

watching tape from Megyn Kelly's show last night, and I've never seen so much of that lovely fashion statement of pants down to the knees, butt and underwear hanging out.

This is what the world is seeing. Plus the lies.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (qCMvj)

501 Yay!

CBS is working on a female remake of MagnumPI!

/Yay!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (Hr+cG)

502 496
Worst strip clubs on the planet = NOLA.

Posted by: Afroman at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (kdxpy)


It's the only one I've ever been in, so I'll take your word for it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:24 PM (1ZOkK)

503 "When we try to sound passionate and engaged about something, our voices go up and high voices easily sound screechy and shrewish. "

This is where mom voice comes in. When your mad, go deep and quiet. Make them scared.

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Fiorina seemed to have mastered this pretty well.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 02:24 PM (gmeXX)

504 Grampa Jimbo just loop the video to replay 5 times

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 02:24 PM (JfUI4)

505 Magnum T&A

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 22, 2016 02:24 PM (2cS/G)

506 I think they told her not to turn her head so she didn't get eye lag.

Posted by: Sarahw at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (Sp1NT)

507 Yay!

CBS is working on a female remake of MagnumPI!

/Yay!
Posted by: Sticky Wicket

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And apparently, Hillary is working on a female remake of "The Bunker."

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (i+OYT)

508 Palin didn't regress. Palin was always that bad of a national candidate. Only in Alaska could she have become governor. And after she quit mid-term, she will never hold an elected office again.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (S2VsH)

509 492
Honestly, Hillary should have hired me as a campaign consultant.



My advice would have been to stay out of the public, but when you
are in public, just come across as a very serious person. Don't try to
make jokes. Don't think you are funny.



That probably wouldn't have worked, but it would have given her a chance.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM
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You forgot "don't talk" and "don't make eye contact."

Those strategies would help as well....

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (tvyXw)

510 My dream debate would have been Carly vs. The Beast.

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (1ZOkK)

511 That's fine, I'll make my own Meditation Aid Thread. With blackjack! And hookers!

Posted by: Bender 'Bending' Rodriguez at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (kumBu)

512 501 Yay!

CBS is working on a female remake of MagnumPI!

/Yay!
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (Hr+cG)

Get the Fuck out!

Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (X/5o4)

513 That was only 59 seconds. I fell gypped. I expected at least 5 minutes.

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Insert "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" joke HERE --------->

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (8XRCm)

514 501 Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (Hr+cG)

*and* a Male lead TG in the title role of "Dr Quinn Medicine Woman 2020" about Dr Quinn's granddaughter.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (SzZnW)

515 She looks and sounds like the alcoholic mother in law that got shut off at the bar at her kids wedding.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (qJhUV)

516 "I'm worried Trump thinks he can "wing it." He cannot have a teleprompter, and I'm not sure about notes, but he is not preparing from what I see."

Doing rallies and your own sound-bite tweets is great prep.

It's like Trump has been training for the debate like in Rocky I. Every day he gets up, drinks his raw eggs, runs up the museum steps, and then pounds the meat slabs in Paulie's freezer.

Conway and Bannon will refine.

On most any question, Trump can work in the Obama/Clinton failures or the Clinton scandals.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (r1fLd)

517 That was only 59 seconds. I fell gypped. I expected at least 5 minutes.

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Insert "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" joke HERE --------->

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You got 59 seconds, what are you complaining about.

Posted by: SH at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (gmeXX)

518 "CBS is working on a female remake of MagnumPI! "



Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (vI7eu)

519 Speech modulation? I just came back. Are you discussing Hillary?

SHE SHOUTS EVERY WORD. BECAUSE EVERTHING SHE SAYS IS SOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (4+VII)

520
CBS is working on a female remake of MagnumPI!

All female of color cast?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (IqV8l)

521 Here's my top 10 why Hillary is not 50 points ahead:

Blew Benghazi then lied about it to the hero's parents.
Blamed Benghazi on an innocent filmmaker
Falsely accused women her husband raped as liars.
Passed classified material on an unsecure server
Lied about email
Hid email sought by subpoena
Hid Rose law firm records sought by subpoena
Defended child rapist by accusing raped girl of fantasizing about older men
Pay to play- sells access
Lies about her obvious health problems
Was a known liar and unethical lawyer as far back as the 70's
when her dem boss was sorry he hadn't reported her
misdeeds to the Bar.


She's a black hearted person and apparently always has been.

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (wgFcF)

522 Fiorina had a great voice, it was half her appeal to me.

Posted by: Sarahw at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (Sp1NT)

523 She sounded so snappin' angry that I kept thinking, "She's yelling straight at ME... and she's gonna use all 3 of my names on me!"

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (i+OYT)

524 Correction: It's ABC.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (Hr+cG)

525 I propose we vote the 'ettes in to run the country for awhile. All this talk about ferns, nuclear codes, money-scamming, Iranian ransoms etc can all just be handled for us.

Alex can, in addition to her Empressn' duties, be our national storyteller. I can just hear it, at 2 am or thereabouts on some obscure Netflix show,

"Now, is everyone naked and cuddled into their favorite blanket? Then I'll begin..."

Posted by: MTF at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (LISuA)

526 My dream debate would have been Carly vs. The Beast.

*sigh*



*fistbump*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (mgbwf)

527 I hope that in the brief silence right after the debate begins, Trump turns to Hillary and yells "BOO!" as loud as he can.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (2cS/G)

528 just mentioned on Fox that dcleaks got hold of emails of some WH staffer. Dunno if anything worthwhile.

Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203c at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (2JQBv)

529 And apparently, Hillary is working on a female remake of "The Bunker."

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (i+OYT)


*hot tea through nose*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (1ZOkK)

530 "Honestly, who allowed that crapvideo to be released to the public?"

Because the person that did is a genuine American hero.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Buy a Basket of Deplorables, Get 10 Irredeemables Free at the Outrage Outlet! at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

531

How do you build wealth by stiffing small businesses and contrators?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (lKyWE)

532 You could see some of this Hillary persona during her airport press conference with the weird green jacket that kept strobing on camera.

Her campaign has decided she needs to project passion, a hint of anger, and strength. I suspect they had her watch Trump's convention speech as a template and this is the best imitation she's got.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (21hN3)

533 eye lag



Hey-oo!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (QQ+il)

534 512 Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (X/5o4)

Nope true story...

The MMA chick is making a film career out of playing Patrick Swayze in action films basically....

She did Point Break and now Roadhouse.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (SzZnW)

535 Jackhole,

Believe it or not, "Death Becomes Her" has a huge cult following.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (S2VsH)

536 Like nails on a chalkboard. And that doesn't address the content of her lunatic, angry ramblings.

Posted by: Fritz at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (2Mnv1)

537 You forgot "don't talk" and "don't make eye contact."

Those strategies would help as well....
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:25 PM (tvyXw)
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Well, she's got that "don't make eye contact" part down pat. She couldn't make eye contact if she wanted to.

Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (xpSCc)

538 OK, I have to work to keep the FSA in flip-flops and Cheetos.

Does Scankles ever come out with an explanation as to why she's not 50 points ahead?

Am I correct in assuming it's because we're a basket of meth-head, sister-banging, toxically masculine deplorables who can't stand the idea of a strong woman or that she can't get her message of hope and love out over the noise of the reich-wing sleaze machine?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (X6fMO)

539 Jackson, MS off Lakeland there once was a strip club called Danny's. It is now under new management and new name as a Chinese restaurant. You walk in there and the interior layout, even with the chefs frying the rice and doing the egg trick, still says 'strip club.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (QflKB)

540 She would fare better if she was in the Captain Pike chair just beeping. Unless the Pike chair used her voice saying beep. In which case Spock would have just beamed Pike into space.

Posted by: x at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (nFwvY)

541 Before I knew him, my husband went to the Moulin Rouge when on a study-abroad at college (yes, I just heard that...). Anyway, he said it was more sad than anything else.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (aW5/6)

542 Hill! You knew what the Nazis were!

Hill!

Posted by: James T. Kirk at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (/f6Nd)

543 So bad.

Posted by: Pepe, the Irredeemable at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (X/5o4)

544 Good heavens! I watched that on mute and it was horrendous. Who exactly did she send this out to?

Posted by: IC at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (a0IVu)

545 Speaking of women going to strip bars, years ago out company softball team was in Raleigh for a double elimination tournament. It turned out that one of the team members was getting married the next week. So all the guys elected to go to a strip bar across the street from the college that we were familiar with. Then all the wives put in to go there too.


The first thing that happened was one of the wives saw one of the strippers delivering drinks to the tables with silver studs through her nipples. She about fainted.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (mpXpK)

546 I just finished installing a BACtrack on my computer, so I know it's safe for me to post. Waves at BC and ATC.

Posted by: spypeach at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (nyYhO)

547 And speaking of bar roaches, when I was in college there was a joint out in the middle of nowhere called The Mayhew Landing, where as long as you were bipedal you could purchase booze. The place was absolutely infested with roaches. One day I was in there, just on the wrong side of buzzed and enjoying a popular amusement in that establishment. Just then, one of my brother's high school buddies walks up to the table and asks if I'm me in an incredulous voice. I answered in the affirmative and his response was,


"You're the last person I *ever* thought I'd find in The Landing drunk and chasing roaches around the table with a cigarette lighter."

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (GUBah)

548 Thatcher worked on her voice. Hell Churchill worked on his voice. Palin did not, and that's unbelievable for someone with a journalism degree.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2016 02:28 PM (VdICR)

549 On most any question, Trump can work in the Obama/Clinton failures or the Clinton scandals.
---

Also, Trump has tv experience. Lots of it. Years of it. He's not freaked out by cameras or technicians or anything like that. That's a huge advantage. Reagan had it as well.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:28 PM (tvyXw)

550
Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (vI7eu)


Vagnum PI.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 22, 2016 02:28 PM (Hr+cG)

551 I just had a thought.....Maybe this is the best that her team could get from her. Think about that for a moment. If this is the absolute best that hillary can do when she is reading form a teleprompter with tons of practice, then the debates are going to be a blast.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 22, 2016 02:28 PM (iONHu)

552 This is where mom voice comes in. When your mad, go deep and quiet. Make them scared.




Silent makes the skin crawl.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2016 02:28 PM (d20MQ)

553 SHE SHOUTS EVERY WORD. BECAUSE EVERTHING SHE SAYS IS SOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!!!



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 22, 2016 02:28 PM (QQ+il)

554 Death Becomes Her was a terrible movie. Is this the remake trailer ?

I once said Hillary supporters think she's Meryl Streep in 'The Devil Wears Prada,' but she's closer to Meryl Streep in 'Death Becomes Her.'

Posted by: V the K at September 22, 2016 02:28 PM (O7MnT)

555 I have I idea, Jane. I heard that from a friend.

Posted by: Afroman at September 22, 2016 02:28 PM (kdxpy)

556 Hilary spent years learning how to speak without screeching like a harpy. But then she got sick and anytime she speaks in subdued tones everyone wonders if she's about to die. So she goes back to screaming.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 22, 2016 02:29 PM (nFdGS)

557 She needs to work that out-of-kilter eyeball thing in! Do a Columbo impression!

"Oh, one more thing..."

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:29 PM (i+OYT)

558 Believe it or not, "Death Becomes Her" has a huge cult following.


It would be +1 if Isabella Rossellini hadn't used a body double.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2016 02:29 PM (mgbwf)

559 Vagnum PI.



The "A"nal Team.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2016 02:29 PM (d20MQ)

560 Oh. ((((talking about Sarah Palin)))) My bad.

But my comment about Scankles is generally true.


Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 22, 2016 02:29 PM (4+VII)

561
Jackson, MS off Lakeland there once was a strip club called Danny's. It
is now under new management and new name as a Chinese restaurant. You
walk in there and the interior layout, even with the chefs frying the
rice and doing the egg trick, still says 'strip club.'


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (QflKB)


Was it formerly owned by that late, great Memphian Danny Owens? He used to literally own a strip mall in Memphis. Five clubs in a row in a single building.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (GUBah)

562 and just noted on weaselzippers:

On Monday, the Inspector General reported that 858 individuals from "special interest countries" -- meaning countries that are considered to
be "of concern to the national security" of the US-- were supposed to
have been deported but were instead granted US citizenship.

But the truth is the report is even worse than reported, with more
than 1,800 individuals naturalized who should have been deported from
the country.

Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203c at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (2JQBv)

563
How do you build wealth by stiffing small businesses and contrators?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 22, 2016 02:26 PM (lKyWE)

It's like power-hungry politicians muscling out the independents.

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (XoldI)

564 She needs to work that out-of-kilter eyeball thing in! Do a Columbo impression!

"Oh, one more thing..."
Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:29 PM (i+OYT)

-------

(. ) ( ')









Stolen. But funny.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

565 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (mpXpK)

566 You know, Hillary raises an interesting question: why ISN'T she 50 points ahead?

She's got name recognition, she's got Hollywood, she's got the MSM, she's got the Democrat machine, she's got a shitload of money, she's got Soros, Steyer & Co. pushing her ... and she's still slowly, inexorably, losing ground to Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (SRKgf)

567 Magnum PMS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (IqV8l)

568 You muh-muh-must vote for me!

I got water on muh head organ!

Posted by: Simple Hillary! at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (ODkrH)

569 SHE NEEDS TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH!

Posted by: KING LEONIDAS at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (VdICR)

570 "Posted by: spypeach at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (nyYhO) "

I tried to have my cat start my car for me, but the little bastard got into the Prosecco and blew a .12.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (kumBu)

571 I don't think there's going to be a debate.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (/f6Nd)

572 Then darling dancer girls blurts out omg you have
such great tits and promptly grabs them. So. Yes. I have been felt up
by a dancer at a titty bar.



Go. Me.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

Having worked as a bouncer at a titty bar - I will say that when a dancer is impressed with your rack enough to cop a feel - that is a real complement.
Kinda like having a pro golfer admire your swing.

Posted by: An Observation at September 22, 2016 02:31 PM (WXf1C)

573 This needs to be played on every channel via hacked-in, pirate broadcast!

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:31 PM (i+OYT)

574 OT:

Farrakahn not happy with Obama. At all. Says Obama failed.

/when a black president loses Farrakahn, game over man. game over.


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:31 PM (tvyXw)

575 "Why aren't I ahead by 50 points....and those damn kids are on my lawn again!"

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at September 22, 2016 02:31 PM (laQYo)

576

I've been is serveral strip clubs, from Flordia to Seattle. Best in the country (back then) was the Million Dollar Saloon,, Dallas Texas.

Posted by: Kudzu King at September 22, 2016 02:31 PM (HSmrB)

577 watch out: with polls being what they are, they will start working feverishly on lining up dead and unknowing hospice care persons to vote for Hillary

Posted by: talgus at September 22, 2016 02:32 PM (UaPF2)

578 *waves to spypeach*

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:32 PM (mf5HN)

579 WSJ/MSNBC/Telamundo poll has clinton with 65% of the Hispanic vote....

Fucking horseshit liars and their stupid lies.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 02:32 PM (jjaLl)

580 Worst strip clubs on the planet = NOLA.



Posted by: Afroman at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (kdxpy)




Best one I've ever been to is the No.5 Orange in Vancouver, BC.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 22, 2016 02:32 PM (GUBah)

581 Was that a motivational speech? That was ... horrendous

Posted by: PaterNovem at September 22, 2016 02:32 PM (bpaHg)

582 I don't think there's going to be a debate.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

----

Trump needs to call Clint Eastwood and see if he can borrow an empty chair.

I'd love to see Trump adopt the campaign slogan "Trump for President: There's no debate about it!"

Posted by: RKae at September 22, 2016 02:32 PM (i+OYT)

583
Does Scankles ever come out with an explanation as to why she's not 50 points ahead?



Am I correct in assuming it's because we're a basket of meth-head,
sister-banging, toxically masculine deplorables who can't stand the idea
of a strong woman or that she can't get her message of hope and love
out over the noise of the reich-wing sleaze machine?
--

You forgot racist bible thumping gun lovin' retards.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 22, 2016 02:32 PM (tvyXw)

584 She has blew eyes....
One blew east, one blew west

Posted by: Dr. Ogg at September 22, 2016 02:32 PM (xhvrA)

585 A test of Quantum Entanglement: Does a comment here appear simultaneously in both posts?

Posted by: Ranald at September 22, 2016 02:33 PM (zdCu0)

586 There's a strip club in DC called the Crystal City Restaurant. 'I'm just gonna grab a quick bite to eat after work, dear. No need to cook dinner!'

Posted by: Afroman at September 22, 2016 02:33 PM (kdxpy)

587 Trump just layed out a policy to deregulate the energy industry and remove the yoke that Democrats have put around our companies neck. Gas, oil and coal.

The Lying Hag just said she wants to double down on the death tax and steal more of people's wealth they want to pass on to their family when they die. Money they already paid taxes on. So she wants to steal from you because she thinks you have too much money.

This is an easy choice in November people.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 22, 2016 02:33 PM (JILvc)

588 #576 My favorite titty bars are also in Dallas. I love that most of them are on Harry Hines Blvd. Phrasing, indeed.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 22, 2016 02:33 PM (S2VsH)

589 "Posted by: KING LEONIDAS at September 22, 2016 02:30 PM (VdICR) "

Vince Foster: This is Blasphemy! This is Madness!

Hillary: Madness? This...is...ARKANSAS!

....

Shit, we don't have a giant hole in the ground? Someone just shoot this fucker for me.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 02:34 PM (kumBu)

590 >>CBS is working on a female remake of MagnumPI!

Why not just make an *original* female PI show?
I watched Magnum for the Selleck beefcake, so...no hooking me in on nostalgia.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2016 02:34 PM (NOIQH)

591 Magnum PMS.

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2016 02:34 PM (XoldI)

592 I'm thinking this is starting to look like a death spiral. Every attempt at correction just makes things worse.

Big splat coming soon.

Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2016 02:34 PM (1BQGO)

593 If Trump stiffed a sub-contractor, it was probably because the sub did sub-standard work.

"Get your asses over here and fix it NOW!"


Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 22, 2016 02:34 PM (4+VII)

594 A. Nood

II. One of the best insults I've ever heard was from a show set in Dallas. It was a guy slamming on some girl in a club "I have boots that cost more than your boob job."

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:34 PM (mf5HN)

595 579 Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 02:32 PM (jjaLl)

That's not too far off historic norms.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 02:34 PM (SzZnW)

596 Did someone say titty bars!

Posted by: Simple Hillary! at September 22, 2016 02:35 PM (ODkrH)

597 Why am I not up 50 points?

You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2016 02:35 PM (ODxAs)

598 Gawd, for the first time in my life, I actually feel sorry for Bill Clinton...
No wonder he can't wait to get away from her.

Posted by: navybrat at September 22, 2016 02:35 PM (w7KSn)

599 22 Wow. I have broken arm, and got royally sick from the pain meds. Isn't
that enough punishment? Do I have to listen to the video twice too?
Please, please, I promise I will be better. Just not the video!!!

Posted by: Moki at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (VnCI9)

*sends over Zofran and 7-UP*

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 22, 2016 02:36 PM (ar2KI)

600 I was specifically thinking of the areas like the
"Research Triangle" around the Raliegh-Durham-Carey area. Carey used to
be a "nice" little city, now it is a mess filled with yuppies.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 22, 2016 02:09 PM (mpXpK)


Cary, NC. Containment Area for Relocated Yankees.

Posted by: Deplorable GGE at September 22, 2016 02:36 PM (vbvxt)

601 That's not too far off historic norms.


Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 02:34 PM (SzZnW)

Well, then, I feel better, because she's only going to shed voters from here on out, because see video.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 02:37 PM (jjaLl)

602 Like a shrill, menopausal Max Headroom. Bizarre.

Posted by: deplorable oddknot still frets at September 22, 2016 02:38 PM (g1MTt)

603 Go. Me.
Go-go. Me.
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 22, 2016 02:38 PM (LdMbv)

604 Cary, NC. Containment Area for Relocated Yankees.
Posted by: Deplorable GGE at September 22, 2016 02:36 PM (vbvxt)



Those motherfuckers are getting the first Wegmans in NC and I am not at all bitter in the slightest.

Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:38 PM (mf5HN)

605 Hillary is about as spontaneous as a cement block. If she has a "zinger" to deploy, she'll unwrap it with a slow, monotonous drone that will put half the audience to sleep before she's finished.

Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2016 02:39 PM (JBggj)

606 The Clinton's were not going to let an Obama scenario happen again. They destroyed all potential challengers the previous 4 years.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 22, 2016 02:39 PM (JvBPw)

607 601 Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 02:37 PM (jjaLl)

Just remember the DC GOP is literally suicidal.

The best we have EVER done with Hispanics was IIRC Reagan in '80.

The GOP has been chasing the dragon of "natural born conservative Hispanics" since the blacks were bought off by FDR and LBJ.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 02:39 PM (SzZnW)

608 Shazam!!

Put her back on her meds for God's sake!

Posted by: Drider at September 22, 2016 02:40 PM (bdzyz)

609 It's like I'm being harangued every time she opens her mouth. If she talks like this to voters she's trying to woo, can you imagine how she talks to staffers?

Posted by: Sam In Va at September 22, 2016 02:41 PM (bNi5D)

610 Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:38 PM (mf5HN)

Wegmans is the best, I love living by 4 of them........

Can't swing a dead spider without hitting a Wegmans.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 02:42 PM (jjaLl)

611 Has she been dating !Jeb!? Or is that her Cruz rollout? Didn't she see the first part of the GOP thing? She must have used suppositories on the last of her brain cells. A stand up comedian who just doesn't get it. Whatevs.

Posted by: Doom at September 22, 2016 02:44 PM (4JtYT)

612 Posted by: sven10077 at September 22, 2016 02:39 PM (SzZnW)

Can't argue with that.... I just have a feeling Trumps overt pro-America stance will resonate with a really big chunk of "everyday" Americans of all stripes....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 22, 2016 02:44 PM (jjaLl)

613
602 Like a shrill, menopausal Max Headroom. BizarrE


More like the front man dummy for Clint Howard's chubby alien character on Star Trek.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2016 02:46 PM (BK3ZS)

614 By the way. Is it just me or is she actually yelling at her own supporters?

Posted by: Drider at September 22, 2016 02:47 PM (bdzyz)

615 I am woman, hear me bore.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 22, 2016 02:51 PM (MaB9u)

616 Can't wait for Monday. She's becoming unhinged. Unless she can project calm and collected, she's done.

Posted by: Ignoramus

Unless her keepers can get her medication just right. A poster noted yesterday that this will be hard to do.

Posted by: Cheri at September 22, 2016 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

617 600
Cary, NC. Containment Area for Relocated Yankees.


Posted by: Deplorable GGE at September 22, 2016 02:36 PM (vbvxt)

When I was up there on buisness I used to like staying at a motel in Apex and eating at a couple of good restaurants in Cary. I would avoid going into Raleigh if I could. Now Cary has exploded, taxes are through the roof, the places I liked are closed down, and traffic is shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 22, 2016 02:57 PM (mpXpK)

618
Then darling dancer girls blurts out omg you
have such great tits and promptly grabs them. So. Yes. I have been
felt up by a dancer at a titty bar.



Posted by: alexthechick - unskewed at September 22, 2016 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

Please continue with the rest of the story.

Posted by: physics geek at September 22, 2016 03:03 PM (MT22W)

619 Hillary is the reincarnation of that terrible teacher you had in eighth grade who hated boys and thought every girl who was at all attractive was a tramp.

Posted by: Iowa Jim at September 22, 2016 03:19 PM (2NRa2)

620 Krazy Grandma is going to come unglued in front of 50 million viewers Monday night and it's going to be awesome.

25 million progressives are going to stain their undergarments repeatedly between now and Nov 9th.

Time to go long Clorox on the stock market.

Posted by: PrincetonAl at September 22, 2016 03:23 PM (9MLlU)

621 Oh, dear. We[ve let her down.

"Meditation aid" That's very amusing, Ace.

I can think of much better meditation aids. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 22, 2016 03:30 PM (EnGQE)

622 She's Yeltsinesque.

Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at September 22, 2016 03:46 PM (i1KHZ)

623 The entitled is strong in this one.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at September 22, 2016 03:49 PM (aQ3UV)

624 Yeah, Trump should run this one repeatedly as an ad. Tack an end on it with him smiling and saying "You've got to love her, don't you? I'm Donald Trump and oh boy do I approve this message!"

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 22, 2016 03:51 PM (o7l6R)

625 LCMS Rulz!:

That is a wonderful idea.

Posted by: JPS at September 22, 2016 04:01 PM (ZAuyd)

626 Hillary! has become every man's ex wife.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at September 22, 2016 04:21 PM (j1Wvr)

627 I can smell the flop sweat right through my monitor. Smells like... victory.

Posted by: regular joe at September 22, 2016 04:35 PM (kb0cx)

628 That reminds me of the woman in the glass box at the old-time arcades. Put in a quarter and she deals cards of tells you your fortune. She appears from the waist up and her head sort of jiggles as she howls.

Posted by: redenzo at September 22, 2016 04:53 PM (5wSNN)

629 LMAO. Is she yelling for those in the back in the cheap seats? This is BY FAR, the funniest video I have seen coming out of her desperate campaign yet. "It's gold Jerry, pure gold!"

Posted by: Forgettable character on Seinfeld at September 22, 2016 04:53 PM (yNyJy)

630 Why is she yelling? Is this another "I ain't no ways tahhrrrd..." moment?

"Gosh... I'm speaking to union people. They're stupid, so I better TALK REALLY LOUD."

Posted by: red speck at September 22, 2016 04:58 PM (RcEOo)

631 This is what rabble-rousing looks like when performed by a person who has absolutely no conception of who the rabble are:
"Trumka shouts. I'll shout too. Trumka uses exaggeration and hyperbole. I'll use exaggeration and hyperbole too. Trumka stabs the air with his index finger. I'll stab the air with my index finger. That's what people stupid enough to work for a living like. I guess..."

Posted by: jbspry at September 22, 2016 05:09 PM (mCOPv)

632 America's Nagging Ex-Wife reminds us all why we left her in the first place.

Posted by: Flying Tiger Comics at September 22, 2016 05:18 PM (6PTIh)

633 Was this live or prerecorded?

If this prerecorded and the best take they could get...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 22, 2016 05:30 PM (P/kVC)

634 I often ask myself a similar question: why do I continually have to hear this woman's screeching voice?

Posted by: Ms Young at September 22, 2016 05:35 PM (Ko9Pa)

635 In my professional opinion as an expert on altered states, she is shit-faced.

Yep, there may be health issues going on too, but that bitch is drunk. Any ethical bartender would have cut her off about three shots ago, and started making polite suggestions that maybe it's time to go home now, Gramma.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 22, 2016 07:57 PM (2LHUN)

636 She's got a very Lewis Black vibe going on in that video ... except that Black occasionally stumbles into a joke.

Posted by: bobby at September 22, 2016 10:58 PM (5mwOY)

637 It's more unbearable than Vogon poetry.

Posted by: Milesdei at September 23, 2016 12:14 AM (q7RPx)

638 Up by 50 points who took the spread....................mine eyes
have seen the........................

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