Meditation Aid: Allow Hillary Clinton To Scream At You Like a Homeless Crazywoman for Five or Six Minutes

"Why aren't I ahead by 50 points?!!"

Hard to say. Hard to say.

Posted by: Ace at 01:23 PM

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1
#ImWithHer.

Posted by: Caleb and Ben Howe at September 22, 2016 01:25 PM (tGBt6)

2 Doubled up!

Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2016 01:27 PM (ZMBdF)

3 I guess if I'm the only other one in here, it can't be considered stalking...

unless I'm stalking Ace?

Oh, god.

Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (ZMBdF)

4 This thread brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

Posted by: Dax at September 22, 2016 01:28 PM (jg1FQ)

5 I read the content.

...read the content.

Posted by: Johnny Two-Times at September 22, 2016 01:29 PM (ZMBdF)

6 This will be an open thread soon I wager.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at September 22, 2016 01:30 PM (S2VsH)

7 What if Ace is stalking me?

Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2016 01:36 PM (ZMBdF)

8 There are independent comments on each thread, thought so.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 01:41 PM (JfUI4)

9 This is the quite discussion on the faults of HRH Hillary Rodham Clinton

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 01:45 PM (JfUI4)

10 Can you imagine 4 years of this kind of hectoring?

It almost makes one feel sorry for Bill. Almost.

Posted by: simplemind at September 22, 2016 01:46 PM (xVRrG)

11 She's a horrible candidate. They are right to keep her hidden.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 22, 2016 01:51 PM (5hp5+)

12 It almost makes one feel sorry for Bill. Almost.

I don't think he has been in the same room with her for 20 years.

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 22, 2016 01:52 PM (dnWSK)

13 You cannot make me click on that.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at September 22, 2016 01:54 PM (91XRk)

14 A half hour and only 13 comments? Ace has either been swinging the Banhammer with abandon or this is the most avoided thread ever on Ace of Spades

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (91XRk)

15 I have to hand it to her, though. To be that awful of a human being, the world's worst campaigner, the most polished resume with the fewest tangible accomplishments and to have the entire Democrat machine and US media doing its very best to make you president. What has she done to earn that kind of loyalty, other than to promise that you wont have an "accident".

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 22, 2016 01:56 PM (dnWSK)

16 A half hour and only 13 comments? Ace has either
been swinging the Banhammer with abandon or this is the most avoided
thread ever on Ace of Spades
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at September 22, 2016 01:55 PM (91XRk)
Or Ace accidentally double-posted this, and you've been commenting in the lower one that everyone else is avoiding.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at September 22, 2016 02:00 PM (EIB5Y)

17 The lower half that everyone avoids?
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

Posted by: Bill "Nigel St Hubbins" Clinton at September 22, 2016 02:01 PM (BcVna)

18 A bag lady does not have a staff.

Hillary does not have that excuse.

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 22, 2016 02:07 PM (PHcLa)

19
Is this the Platinum Member Thread?

Oh.

Never mind.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 22, 2016 02:11 PM (zu88C)

20 So here I can post and be top twenty an half hour after the nood.

Too bad it's in the lower half of the double post. Soon to be an open thread. So.

I will make a preemptive strike in this soon to be openish thread.

Crossbow versus Longbow? I'll take the automatic arrow shooter that the Mythbuster's built, thank you. 18 arrows a minute trumps both. Or maybe the Hwatcha, with a few extra "magazines" ready to load and fire.

That should handle the threat. At least give the sniper something to worry about.

Posted by: Vanceone at September 22, 2016 02:13 PM (IQzhs)

21 OMG this is fucking strange to say the least.

This woman has some major issues.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at September 22, 2016 02:17 PM (NAv1Q)

22 OMG! Look at how far those HB-1 Disney engineers have advanced Audio-Animatronic technology!

Posted by: centralscrutinizer at September 22, 2016 02:18 PM (vI+F1)

23 The other duplicate thread is up to almost 500, came back here for calm level headed discussion

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 02:19 PM (JfUI4)

24 She forgot to yell Workers of the world unite!

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2016 02:20 PM (JfUI4)

25 Just posting to see if this is the universe where I have a goatee.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 22, 2016 02:23 PM (kumBu)

26 This thread is all mine!!!!!!

Let's see, I'll put the futon there, the foosball table here, and the big pile of Hillary Real Dolls right in the middle!

There, home sweet home!

Posted by: I've Got Problems... at September 22, 2016 02:27 PM (jjaLl)

27 Since the other thread has AlexTheChick talking about how her rack apparently is irresistible to strippers, I vote that this thread is the secret, hidden place she can provide proof, so that when next someone questions her prodigious rack, she can say she's posted pics and its not her fault if no one saw it.

Or something.

Posted by: Vanceone at September 22, 2016 02:47 PM (IQzhs)

28 Her handlers have told her she needs to be more combative like Trump. It ain't working.

She needs to take a Xanax and recover at Chelsea's apartment for the next three months.

By the way, I am going to open a bar and call it "Chelsea's Apartment."

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 22, 2016 03:06 PM (4AVeu)

29 There has to be better medication for this application. What the hell is Team Demo up to?

Posted by: DLJ at September 22, 2016 03:19 PM (b6jcm)

30 I'm impressed.

That's genuine passion, right there.

Posted by: JPS at September 22, 2016 03:37 PM (ZAuyd)

31 She does raise an interesting corollary, though.

Consider: After a period involving her physical collapse, Islamic terrorism, and BLM-allied rioting, she is still favored to win.

Or, put another way, at the end of just about the worst two weeks imaginable for her, and two weeks where Trump has been more or less on the ball, he's just about within striking distance of her.

(Tempted to say the polls may be biased, but I fell for that with all those D+7 polls in 2012.)

Posted by: JPS at September 22, 2016 03:41 PM (ZAuyd)

32 Anyone remember when Gore would try to be passionate?

It was more genuine than this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 22, 2016 04:06 PM (B+qrE)

33
I got a tingle up my leg.

Posted by: Huma at September 22, 2016 04:49 PM (uGiHE)

34 Hillary is actually openly campaigning against Right to Work!!??!?

As much of an asshole as Obama is, I don't even think HE was dumb enough to openly campaign against Right to Work. Does she realize that only 12% of the workforce is even in a union for which "right to work" matters ?

Or that more than half the states have right to work laws, including such Republican strongholds as Wisconsin and Michigan ?

Good lord. It's as if she doesn't WANT to be President

Posted by: deadrody at September 22, 2016 05:00 PM (fRgyI)

35 Double hour pleasure.

Posted by: Harold at September 22, 2016 05:41 PM (0ZCk9)

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