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Whoopsie! 800+ Immigrants With Security Concerns Just "Accidentally" Awarded Full Citizenship, Per Inspector General Report
Trust your government. It totally takes your family's safety seriously.
Those individuals were from so-called "special interest" countries that represent a U.S. security concern, or neighboring countries with a high rate of immigration fraud.Okay, and so now Hillary joins the Racist Bomb-Sayer Trump and calls for "tough vetting" of immigrants.
The individuals slipped through the system because their digital fingerprint records were not in the DHS or FBI's databases, according to the audit.
Citizenship and immigration officials discovered that fingerprint records were missing for 315,000 immigrants who had been issued final deportation orders or who are criminals or fugitives. Officials have not yet reviewed about 148,000 of the records in an effort to digitize them, according to the DHS audit.
That leaves open the possibility of immigrants being granted citizenship without officials having access to their full immigration and criminal history.
Hillary Clinton called for the rigorous screening of immigrants Monday to ensure that dangerous actors do not make their way into America. "I am absolutely in favor of and have long been an advocate for tough vetting for making sure that we don't let people into this country," Clinton said during a press conference in New York.If only she had had a position -- such as being a Senator, or being Secretary of the department that issues visas, State -- where she could have made her desires on this subject more widely known. PS Trump just mentioned this in his speech.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 19, 2016 05:28 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at September 19, 2016 05:28 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at September 19, 2016 05:29 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: The deplorable LASue at September 19, 2016 05:29 PM (wgFcF)
Look out Wall O'Shame, here I come.
I say, let's move the goal posts on her, now that she found the steps to the band-wagon. How hard is she going to vet the ones already here?
Because we need that, badly.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 19, 2016 05:30 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 19, 2016 05:30 PM (MHGhr)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 05:31 PM (4e+hS)
What's that?
Um... cough cough hack
XOX
Shillary
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2016 05:31 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Kevin Ryan at September 19, 2016 05:31 PM (XXfQW)
Posted by: no good deed at September 19, 2016 05:31 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: undocumented illegal narrative at September 19, 2016 05:31 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016: Brain Damaged? Yes, But Not Too Brain Damaged To Still Be A Scheming, Lying Witch at September 19, 2016 05:31 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2016 05:31 PM (LAe3v)
vetting for making sure that we don't let people into this country,"
Clinton said during a press conference in New York.
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She's for not letting 'people into this country'?
Well alriiiiighty then. She has my vote.
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 05:32 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 05:32 PM (afzAq)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 19, 2016 05:32 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Yo! at September 19, 2016 05:33 PM (uPt3V)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 19, 2016 05:33 PM (8ZskC)
Dana Perino is looking pregnant.
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 05:32 PM (afzAq)
Nah....she's just full of herself.
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 05:33 PM (Enq6K)
vetting for making sure that we don't let people into this country,"
Clinton said during a press conference in New York.
As long as it's not racist vetting. You know, like people from foreign countries.
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2016 05:33 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Yo! at September 19, 2016 05:33 PM (uPt3V)
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2016 05:34 PM (LAe3v)
Indications of a campaign out of ideas, out of energy.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 05:34 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 05:34 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 19, 2016 05:34 PM (PHcLa)
Well, that Somali warlord working at the airport seems to have assimulated just fine. What's the problem?
Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 05:34 PM (C0q4o)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2016 05:34 PM (LdMbv)
LMAO!!!
Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2016 05:35 PM (q177U)
Dana Perino is looking pregnant.
Now when you say "looking pregnant", what exactly do you mean? Larger belly, larger other parts, what?
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2016 05:35 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 05:35 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 19, 2016 05:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The Deplorable Sixkiller...still 29+ with 31 years experience at September 19, 2016 05:35 PM (y0er3)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 05:35 PM (5GQXr)
Dana Perino is looking pregnant.
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 05:32 PM (afzAq)
Whooopsie!
Posted by: Deplorable Wayward Sperm at September 19, 2016 05:35 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 05:36 PM (qJhUV)
Don't you mean rigor mortis?
Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2016 05:36 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 19, 2016 05:36 PM (H5rtT)
442
Flaming FKN Skull;
The tangos from the bombing had final deportation orders.
The government granted them citizenship anyway.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:14 AM (zu88C)
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He read me. HE READ ME
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 19, 2016 05:36 PM (zu88C)
The Media : Genius!! Huzzahs all around!
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 19, 2016 05:37 PM (4e+hS)
issuing copycats statements of whatever Trump says, but always about 45
minutes after him.
Indications of a campaign out of ideas, out of energy.
Posted by: zombie
Yup. Her campaign is in "knee-jerk respond" mode, not "drive the conversation" mode. Not a good place to be. That doesn't mean she'll lose, though it's looking better than a month ago.
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2016 05:37 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Chillin the most at September 19, 2016 05:37 PM (Cl52v)
PS Trump just mentioned this in his speech.
This is the part about Donald Trump I love the best -- he is surrounded by people who know what the fuck is going on and isn't afraid to campaign on all these obama-clinton fuckups.
No other Republican would touch a tenth of what Trump touches.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 19, 2016 05:37 PM (Dtao3)
Build that wall!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton - dressed for December on an September day at September 19, 2016 05:37 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 19, 2016 05:37 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 05:38 PM (8lPj5)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 05:38 PM (5GQXr)
15
Dana Perino is looking pregnant.
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 05:32 PM (afzAq)
Whooopsie!
Posted by: Deplorable Wayward Sperm
What? Why is everyone looking at me, you perverts.
Posted by: Jasper at September 19, 2016 05:38 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Paul Anka at September 19, 2016 05:39 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 05:39 PM (5GQXr)
Build that wall!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton - dressed for December on an September day
And while we're at it, I'm going to marry a supermodel who's appeared naked in many, many magazines.
Posted by: Hillary at September 19, 2016 05:39 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 19, 2016 05:39 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at September 19, 2016 05:40 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203b at September 19, 2016 05:40 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: Skip
Of course they are. Those are Democrat voters. What's a few IEDs among friends?
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2016 05:41 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2016 05:35 PM
I believe "glow" is the word you seek.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2016 05:41 PM (G6BhX)
just wondering, does Hillery get extra time during the debate(s) if she has a coughing fit?
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Yes.
Posted by: Candy Crowley - eating something huge and greasy at September 19, 2016 05:41 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: YIKES! at September 19, 2016 05:41 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 05:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 05:38 PM (8lPj5)
IIRC, it was decided last year that it would be unconstitutional or un-American or something to ask them about their religion.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 19, 2016 05:41 PM (8ZskC)
Secretary of the department that issues visas, State -- where she could
have made her desires on this subject more widely known."
The other proposition Hillary put forth to the voters today is that there's only one qualified candidate in the race to handle the Islamic State, and she's it.
So she's the best choice to counter a threat that only exists because of her own previous policy decisions.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 05:41 PM (noWW6)
Right now the Big Lie is about Trump wanting to "racially profile."
He never said he wanted to "racially profile" anybody. But the Big Lie is running with it anyway.
And the way they're covering this "big news" is by acting like Trump proposed a holocaust or said the n-word.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 19, 2016 05:41 PM (Dtao3)
A group of my friends messed around with one of those in college and swear that they had weird shit happen. They weren't liars and were not the kind of people to get scared easily. They wouldn't touch that thing after the last time they used it. I think they even set it on fire it to get rid of it
Posted by: L, Elle at September 19, 2016 05:42 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: scofflaw_x at September 19, 2016 05:42 PM (pZXMo)
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 05:42 PM (/m8T6)
just wondering, does Hillery get extra time during the debate(s) if she has a coughing fit? Could be cheating, giving her an extra 30 seconds to think though whatever double talk she needs to remember.
Give her the extra time as long as the networks don't cut away during her coughing fit
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2016 05:42 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Hillary at September 19, 2016 05:42 PM (5GQXr)
Some of those Kate Upton pictures show a belly bump, but I don't think she's preggers. More like making a lot of money and eating well.
Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 05:42 PM (C0q4o)
just wondering, does Hillery get extra time during the debate(s) if she has a coughing fit?
Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203b at September 19, 2016 05:40 PM (2JQBv)
In
Posted by: YIKES! at September 19, 2016 05:43 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 19, 2016 05:44 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: Hillary
I do believe I have the vapors
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2016 05:44 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 05:44 PM (8lPj5)
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2016 05:44 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2016 05:44 PM (fA75F)
With all those Syrian refugees, this administration admitted practically zero Christians.
Who's profiling again?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2016 05:44 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 19, 2016 05:45 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 05:45 PM (5GQXr)
Posted by: Obama's Four-Point Plan for America at September 19, 2016 05:45 PM (fgOnp)
With all those Syrian refugees, this administration admitted practically zero Christians.
Who's profiling again?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2016 05:44 PM (uyrlv)
Imam Obama: Crusades, high horses!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 05:45 PM (493sH)
Brilliant!
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 05:45 PM (CWrxU)
Posted by: Yo! at September 19, 2016 05:46 PM (uPt3V)
Couple of weeks later she announced that she was pregnant with twins and congratulated the viewer who wrote in with knowing it before she did.
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 05:46 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2016 05:46 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 05:47 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Conrad Knickerbocker at September 19, 2016 05:47 PM (ANC8E)
??
Posted by: Yo! at September 19, 2016
*****
I know! I'm surprised too. She seems uptight and cold.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 19, 2016 05:48 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 05:48 PM (5GQXr)
Dana could be preggers. That's better than being fat
Posted by: L, Elle at September 19, 2016 05:45 PM (6IPEM)
You can always go on a diet, but a child is a punishment for life.
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at September 19, 2016 05:48 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 19, 2016 05:48 PM (T/cxb)
My daughter had one. She had a sleepover one night with bunch of other teenage girls. No pics.
They're doing this Ouija thing and out of nowhere in a windless summer night 3, 000 pounds of tree falls across our driveway, completely blocking it. The girls all screamed. If you've ever heard a tree that size fall you know what I'm talking about.
At 6 am I started cutting it up so cars could get past. Hours later I had cleared a path.
Never saw the Ouija board again.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 19, 2016 05:48 PM (ZFUt7)
snopes never gets around to voxsplainin' exactly how the exemption was expanded, but spends a lot of time claiming that the change in the oath was "mostly false".
http://www.snopes.com/obama-changes-oath-of-allegiance/
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 05:48 PM (gyKtp)
to ensure that dangerous actors do not make their way into America.
Like John Wilkes Booth? OJ? Robert Blake?
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 05:49 PM (qJhUV)
What the fuck are they even asking these people?
You can't vet anything when any possible records are smoldering in the bottom of a bomb crater near Aleppo.
It's pretty much just their word or something, I guess.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 19, 2016 05:49 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 05:50 PM (/m8T6)
to ensure that dangerous actors do not make their way into America.
Like John Wilkes Booth? OJ? Robert Blake?
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 05:49 PM (qJhUV)
That sumbitch sure could hop over luggage though.
OJ I mean. Booth's leaping skills were...poor.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 19, 2016 05:50 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2016 05:50 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 05:50 PM (NH33j)
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 05:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 05:51 PM (5GQXr)
OJ I mean. Booth's leaping skills were...poor.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
The leaping was good. Couldn't stick the landing though
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2016 05:51 PM (8ikIW)
That we know of!
Like every time they reveal a big cross-border drug bust, and I think, just the tip of the iceberg...
Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click nick at your own ricks at September 19, 2016 05:51 PM (5a8XA)
What adds to the outrage is that Christians and Yazidis are special targets of ISIS wrath, but don't go into the UN camps because they know that the Muslims in the camps will kill them while they sleep. Because we only take refugees from the UN camps, no Christians nor Yazidis refugees come to the US.
But we actually have a statute that prioritizes US asylum for victims of religious persecution.
And this went on while Hillary ran State.
That other c*nt, Samantha Power made her initial reputation being a public scold about why the US should intervene globally to stop genocide, but once she was in a position to do something like stop genocide .... crickets.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 05:52 PM (r1fLd)
I'll bet she shags like an older, more refined Minx.
If she shags like minx.cc, she goes down a lot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2016 05:52 PM (uyrlv)
Any link on the Nip Slip rumor that Hillary is taking another six days off?
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 05:42 PM (/m8T6)
Six days to charge for 12 hours of run time?
Posted by: YIKES! at September 19, 2016 05:52 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 05:42 PM (/m8T6)One of the conservative sites is reporting that her public schedule is blank for the rest of the week. I don't remember which.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 05:53 PM (gyKtp)
Right now the Big Lie is about Trump wanting to "racially profile."
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Why all the hysteria? Profiling is the most sensible course of action.
Oh right, that's why.
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 05:53 PM (CWrxU)
Posted by: YIKES!
Probably has a virus or malware running in the background. Time to reboot
Again
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2016 05:53 PM (8ikIW)
Wasn't she the one who convinced Obama that the US had a 'responsibility to protect'. That was Libya I think. Maybe it was a one time offer, non transferable.
Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 05:53 PM (C0q4o)
Anyone know any good countries to expatriate to with non-extradition treaties with the USA?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Sid 'Vicious' Blumenthal at September 19, 2016 05:54 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 19, 2016 05:54 PM (6IPEM)
It's older technology, needs a trickle charge or the batteries might produce too much gas.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 19, 2016 05:54 PM (T/cxb)
Has anyone checked to see if the "dangerous actors" made donations to the Clinton Family's Slushfund, oops, I mean Foundation.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2016 05:54 PM (+lVUW)
What took you so long?
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 05:54 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 05:54 PM (ODxAs)
IOW they are strategically committed to endangering us.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 05:55 PM (iFgwk)
64 Any link on the Nip Slip rumor that Hillary is taking another six days off?
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 05:42 PM (/m8T6)One of the conservative sites is reporting that her public schedule is blank for the rest of the week. I don't remember which.
Not according to her website....
http://tinyurl.com/z2e5y2j
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 05:55 PM (Enq6K)
Only thing I want to hear is, " When I'm President, heads will roll. Those involved will be fired".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 05:55 PM (KB6If)
Posted by: Old-Timey Horn on Trump Fighterplane at September 19, 2016 05:55 PM (/f6Nd)
Drudge, the prick, is on it.
Posted by: Sid 'Vicious' Blumenthal at September 19, 2016 05:55 PM (ZFUt7)
The leaping was good. Couldn't stick the landing though
Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2016 05:51 PM (8ikIW)
In fairness he caught a spur on the Treasury fFag hanging from the presidential box
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2016 05:56 PM (lKyWE)
She's a tremendous asset to Trump, as everyone knows, and keeping the GOPe in line as this campaign winds down would be a real coup. Maybe she could even charm Kasich enough to get him to keep his mouth closed for a month or two.
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 05:56 PM (/m8T6)
To: Geo. Soros
CC: CAIR, BObama
Re: 800 Immigrants
The reinforcements you requested have been assigned.
-Val
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 05:56 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Obama's America at September 19, 2016 05:56 PM (fgOnp)
flag
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2016 05:56 PM (lKyWE)
Cheer up, Hillary. You're gonna place in the election. The question is whether Jill Stein or Gary Johnson will show.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 05:56 PM (SRKgf)
My most frequent adjective to describe them is "sociopathic". The only explanation that fits.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 05:56 PM (iFgwk)
So Hill is consulting a Ouija?
That should clear things right up, easy-peasy.
"It all started", she griped
When her server got wiped
What? Like you would with a Squeegee?
Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 05:57 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 05:57 PM (SeD0w)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Sid 'Vicious' Blumenthal at September 19, 2016 05:54 PM (ZFUt7)
I hear Cuba's pretty good. But you probably have to kill a cop.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 05:57 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 05:57 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 05:57 PM (KB6If)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 05:54
****
I know. I'm slow. I was giving them the benefit of the doubt by believing they were mostly just dumb. They're outright evil. They want us all to die and there are more of them than us. At least we have all the gums
Posted by: L, Elle at September 19, 2016 05:58 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 05:58 PM (gXKl3)
Opps, I forgot. This "gummit" only makes citizens exercising 2nd amendment rights go through all that.
How much you wanna bet....
1.) They are never to find these guys again
2.) They never prosecute them or strip them of citizenship
and...
3.) They all vote for Hillary in the 2016 election.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 19, 2016 05:58 PM (cCxiu)
109 I'm beginning to believe that anyone who votes Democrat is a sociopath devoid of any moral compass. They worship death. That's why they love the muzzies and killing babies and old people
Posted by: L, Elle at September 19, 2016 05:54 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 19, 2016 05:58 PM (PHcLa)
How the hell are we going to that, if we pretend for the moment that Her Thighness meant this as a serious proposal?
Immigration officer: "Hello, Mohammed, are you a dangerous actor?"
Mohammed: "Why, no, good sir, I am most assuredly not a dangerous actor (as far as you know)."
Immigration officer: "Very well, Mohammed, welcome to America!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 05:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: The Deplorable Sixkiller...still 29+ with 31 years experience at September 19, 2016 05:59 PM (y0er3)
130 Jeez. 2/3rds of the way thru September and it's still 99 degrees out. Fall my ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 05:57 PM (KB6If)
It's not fall yet. Pumpkin spice hasn't even been dumped into every single beverage yet.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 05:59 PM (z/Ubi)
Oh, yea, great. Trump is such a dominate negotiator that he has to send his women to negotiate for him
/scarsam alert.
/rhetoric alert
Paul Ryan is a sucker for any beautiful babe that sweet talks him, the lech.
Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 05:59 PM (C0q4o)
Posted by: Maritime at September 19, 2016 05:59 PM (4Y+8j)
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Isn't her husband much older? Like older than Trump.
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 06:00 PM (CWrxU)
I hear Pedophile Isle is looking for a full time pool boy. Billy Jeff can get you hooked up.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 06:00 PM (SeD0w)
So ha.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 06:00 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 05:57 PM (KB6If)
******
90 degrees in freaking CO today. I had to turn on the AC. I thought summer was over.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 19, 2016 06:00 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 19, 2016 06:01 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 06:00 PM (CWrxU)
Viagra single packs.
Posted by: The Deplorable Sixkiller...still 29+ with 31 years experience at September 19, 2016 06:01 PM (y0er3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2016 06:01 PM (rwI+c)
Ivanka scheduled a meeting with Paul Ryan and it went well (supposedly). Peacemaking?
Trump is raising a shitload of money for the RNC,Ryan should apologize.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2016 06:01 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Lone Skunk at September 19, 2016 06:01 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 05:59 PM (C0q4o)
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Me too, to be completely honest
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 06:01 PM (/m8T6)
Keep digging those holes HRC so Trump can bury you at the debates.
Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2016 06:01 PM (oiNtH)
http://tinyurl.com/z2e5y2j
Posted by: Tami -
Tami, take a closer look. She has stuff for today, then nothing that she personally does until next Monday. So 6 days off according to her schedule.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 06:01 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 06:01 PM (BS8yt)
It was a slow news day and the Gorn was tired.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 06:02 PM (5GQXr)
He's making her react to him. She's on the defensive. That's good.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 06:02 PM (qJhUV)
So let's get Rick Perry on the phone and put him on Trump's staff in charge if eliminating DHS and three other Cabinet departments.
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 19, 2016 06:02 PM (PHcLa)
The internal polling doesn't have the +5 gaslighting feature that the Clinton Global Objective pays top dollar for.
*continues packing suitcases*
Posted by: Sid 'Vicious' Blumenthal at September 19, 2016 06:02 PM (ZFUt7)
Put up the "immigrants" in wealthy blue areas. I'm thinking Marin County, SF, Beverly Hills, Malibu, Upper East Side of Manhattan, for openers.
Oh, and outlaw gated communities, and private security.
Then put the next tranche in the deepest darkest ghettos: East St. Louis, South Side of Chicago, Newark, shittier parts of Milwaukee, Compton, Oakland. Mustn't discriminate, doncha know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 06:02 PM (SRKgf)
The old Honeypot.
...I always fall for that one.
Posted by: Sterling Archer at September 19, 2016 06:02 PM (5GQXr)
Posted by: chemjeff at September
See #155
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 19, 2016 06:03 PM (PHcLa)
*****
The answers will be inscribed on the loose skin of her upper arm and rolled up like a Venetian blind.
Wappity-wappity-wappity.
Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 06:03 PM (wPiJc)
then nothing that she personally does until next Monday. So 6 days off
according to her schedule.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 06:01 PM (gyKtp)
Oh yeah....you're right.
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 06:03 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Lone Skunk at September 19, 2016 06:03 PM (2cS/G)
Hi!
I missed you on the pet thread. I was hoping to see you.
If you're still here, may I ask what a horse like Fabio would cost me? Doesn't have to be a stallion. That is one beautiful horse. I want one!
Posted by: L, Elle at September 19, 2016 06:04 PM (6IPEM)
He used to be a ski instructor. He's probably had his share.
Oh, did I mention he's a uni-party butt boy?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 06:04 PM (SeD0w)
Isn't her husband much older? Like older than Trump.
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 06:00 PM (CWrxU)
Greg's not that old...oh wait did I say that out loud?
(I kid. sorta.)
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2016 06:04 PM (hvf9s)
Guy named Pregent (new to me) is on FOX Business now. Says that terrorist Kahami took a couple trips to Afghanistan. Says that the Taliban would know that there was an American passport holder there, and they would approach said person and make "requests." Specifically, they would be asked to do certain things here in the states.
Posted by: Deplorable IrishEi at September 19, 2016 06:04 PM (eM2Uz)
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 06:04 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Canadian Butcher at September 19, 2016 06:04 PM (5GQXr)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2016 06:05 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Lone Skunk
Are you sure about that? As I recall, Kirk shot him with an improvised diamond canon. I don't see how you can survive that.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 06:05 PM (iFgwk)
Thanks, andycannuck, if you're still around. I laughed a lot.
Flying apostrophe! Duck!!
Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2016 06:05 PM (xpSCc)
Thus six days off.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 06:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Where in the Constitution does it say we have to take millions of these people in in?
How about Saudi Arabia take in these Middle East refugees? That makes a hell of a lot more sense to me.
Posted by: Maritime at September 19, 2016 06:06 PM (4Y+8j)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 06:06 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 19, 2016 06:06 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2016 06:06 PM (rwI+c)
I just had a visual of that in my mind. And every time it went wappity it slapped her upside the head. LMAO
Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 19, 2016 06:06 PM (9iR5/)
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That ought to get him another five points in polls.
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 06:06 PM (CWrxU)
Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203b at September 19, 2016 05:40 PM (2JQBv)
If not, Trump should magnanimously offer her some extra time. The gallantry would be worth 5 points in the polls.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at September 19, 2016 06:07 PM (WlGX+)
Is that "thing" labled "concession speach"?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 06:07 PM (SeD0w)
It's just out of habit or ingrained tribalism. There are tons of conservative Democrats that have NO idea they are conservative. No sense of self awareness.
Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2016 06:07 PM (q177U)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 19, 2016 06:07 PM (09Ay7)
They have been trying to co-opt Trump positions for a while now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 06:08 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2016 06:08 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2016 06:08 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 06:08 PM (iFgwk)
She's probably away answering to the big money men and trying to not f' things up more.
Posted by: bananaDream - [\i]Carp at September 19, 2016 06:08 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: no good deed
I've known a number of people who have worked for state and federal government.
Has anyone here ever heard of anyone in a government job ever being fired for incompetence?
I'm not talking about downsizing due to budget cuts. I'm talking about people who were just screw ups and couldn't handle their responsibilities.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2016 06:08 PM (+lVUW)
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Since it's been suspected he is for sale might as well offer him a good deal to do the right thing.
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 06:08 PM (CWrxU)
Who is HRC prepping with? That guy on SNL?
Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2016 06:09 PM (oiNtH)
Shorter version: "She's with him." /snark courtesy of the younger Guevara spawn
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 06:10 PM (SRKgf)
What took you so long?
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 05:54 PM (O2RFr)
Killing babies is A Okay for Catholics.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 19, 2016 06:10 PM (+lVUW)
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bananaDream - I think your "\" should be a "/". I could be wrong, but i don't think I am.
Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2016 06:10 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at September 19, 2016 06:10 PM (uaYXs)
It's just out of habit or ingrained tribalism. There are tons of conservative Democrats that have NO idea they are conservative. No sense of self awareness.
Isn't that the very definition of sociopath?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 06:10 PM (KB6If)
Posted by: Pet Smart Pet Care at September 19, 2016 06:10 PM (nb0KL)
now that you mention it ...no
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2016 06:10 PM (c6/9Q)
Oooh, Episode 20 appears to be set, at least partially, on a version of 1960's Earth.
Posted by: Lone Skunk at September 19, 2016 06:03 PM (2cS/G)
What channel is that on?
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 06:11 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2016 06:11 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 06:11 PM (BS8yt)
The battery life times weren't what we anticipated. Due to an increased demand on systems because of a rapidly degenerating client, we can only get about 90 minutes out of the L-Ion. We're going to have to retool w/a fuel cell for the debates. Bring her in!
Posted by: Gam-Gam ISS 2.0 Engineering Team, a division of the Clinton Global Health Initiative at September 19, 2016 06:12 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2016 06:12 PM (2cS/G)
186 I just realized. Based on its description, the Hunger Games is also a rip off of "the Most Dangerous Game". The Gorn reference jogged my memory. I don't like to think of Kirk and the Gorn becoming friends though. Too much like gay anthropomorphic reptile porn.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 06:08 PM (iFgwk)
And that shit is reserved for Doctor Who.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 06:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Exo-suit repairs can be very delicate work and you want to give yourself enough time to recalibrate the servos so they look like normal human movement.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 06:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Then theirs a chance she could show up at the debate in one of those gigantic Anime robot outfit?
Posted by: YIKES! at September 19, 2016 06:12 PM (yfObW)
In Congressional testimony about a year ago, Comey said that you could vet "until the cows come home" because there are no records to vet against.
Trump can hang that on Hillary.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 06:13 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 19, 2016 06:14 PM (sKucm)
Hell, we don't even have the full immigration and criminal history of half of the Democrat politicians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 06:14 PM (SRKgf)
There are three classes of Jackass fans.
1) "conservative" sports team style "Great Great Grampa was a donkey I am a donkey" types
2) Trendy Donk Ass fans who eat the shit pop culture feeds them on politics and swears it is fudge pudding
3) red diaper hard core communist ideologues and America hating racists
Posted by: sven10077 at September 19, 2016 06:14 PM (SzZnW)
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Jimmy Carter?
Posted by: Methos at September 19, 2016 06:14 PM (3Liv/)
He is doing this most effectively to HRC and has their campaign bobbing and weaving and trying to play defense.
Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2016 06:14 PM (oiNtH)
He was merely stunned.
Posted by: The Norwegian Blue at September 19, 2016 06:15 PM (s0t8a)
Posted by: Pet Smart Pet Care at September 19, 2016 06:10 PM (nb0KL)
I prefer the trebuchet option.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 06:15 PM (SRKgf)
I actually have but not nearly enough.
Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2016 06:15 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: L, Elle
100 in CenTex, feels like 107 today.
Posted by: Aviator at September 19, 2016 06:15 PM (5huyv)
Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 06:16 PM (C0q4o)
Who is HRC prepping with? That guy on SNL?
Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2016 06:09 PM (oiNtH)
My guess more like Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels and Old Grand Dad.
Posted by: YIKES! at September 19, 2016 06:16 PM (yfObW)
Sixkiller sighting.
Hi!
I missed you on the pet thread. I was hoping to see you.
If you're still here, may I ask what a horse like Fabio would cost
me? Doesn't have to be a stallion. That is one beautiful horse. I
want one!
Posted by: L, Elle at September 19, 2016 06:04 PM (6IPEM)
Hi L, Elle!
I was busy stacking hay (200 bales, ugh!) in the barn on Saturday...left me wiped out so I just vegged out on the sofa. With what I already had in the barns, the 200 additional bales should get me through to Spring. So, I missed the pet thread.
As for a Friesian horse, a lot of the cost will depend on the Sire and the mare, and prices are all over the map. Are you set up to handle a young horse? But...to cut to the chase, expect to pay around 10k for a pureblood Friesian, and the price can be much higher. At one time, there was an exceptional Friesian ranch in Colorado, but they re-located to my neck of the woods several years ago. I used them to AI one of my mares (Fabio's momma).
They are a gentle breed and you would not be disappointed.
Posted by: The Deplorable Sixkiller...still 29+ with 31 years experience at September 19, 2016 06:16 PM (y0er3)
The Republicans have a branding problem, which is more pronounced in some parts of the country. In the Northeast especially the brand is Old Money Country Club. This has been a barrier to getting the Irish for more than 100 hundred years, and by extension other later-arriving immigrant groups.
My sense is that this is less an issue in the West.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 06:17 PM (r1fLd)
Now you'd think that that would be obvious, and that you'd be embarrassed to have to have this pointed out to you, but apparently this fine strategic detail is lost on Democrats. See, e.g., Obongo announcing when exactly he'll withdraw troops from Iraq, without any preconditions or anything. On day X, they're out, come hell or high water. Genius.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 06:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 06:10 PM (KB6If)
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Not necessarily. Default liberals. The Great Unmugged.
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 19, 2016 06:17 PM (sKucm)
Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2016 06:17 PM (oiNtH)
Or an earpiece.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2016 06:19 PM (+lVUW)
I've said this to a black friend of mine (young Ivy League grad, highly motivated, responsible, and highly meritocratic): "You think you're black, and liberal. You're not. You're white and conservative. Oh sure, your butt's black, but culturally, you're white."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 06:19 PM (SRKgf)
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I used to think that devout Catholics who are against abortion couldn't possibly vote Dem yet they blithely do so. How they square it in the confessional is beyond me.
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 06:19 PM (CWrxU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevar
They only have hubris and no self awareness and should be embarrassed. Obongo announces it to impress his sycophants and to hell with national security. Trump has been hammering HRC with this blaming this Admin for increased terrorism/ISIS by the announced, abrupt pull out from Iraq.
Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2016 06:20 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 06:17 PM (r1fLd)
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Different problem in the West but just as severe. Out here, republicans are known as scrooges. Hollywood villains like that wheelchair bound banker in It's a wonderful life.
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 19, 2016 06:21 PM (sKucm)
Catholics are a big voting block but in the end divide smack down the middle.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 06:21 PM (r1fLd)
Evidently the Pope can be communist and glide through confession....
I think feeding Moloch is considered "loyalty to Caesar" or somesuch
Posted by: sven10077 at September 19, 2016 06:21 PM (SzZnW)
Correct bluebell. Forward slash.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 06:21 PM (KB6If)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:21 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:22 PM (gXKl3)
What is Grammy H's plan for dealing with DHS?
Spoiler alert she plans to mobilize them against the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy comrade...
Posted by: sven10077 at September 19, 2016 06:22 PM (SzZnW)
She's probably away answering to the big money men and trying to not f' things up more.
Posted by: bananaDream - [\i]Carp at September 19, 2016 06:08 PM (Ag8Mw)
She's in a dilemma: she needs to get out and about, but when she does her poll numbers fall, because she's pretty dislikeable. But she has to do it, or else speculation will run wild as to her medical condition.
OTOH, if she goes out and about, she risks throwing another blue screen error in public, and another one of those will put "paid" to her candidacy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 06:22 PM (SRKgf)
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No need to go after every little screw up in the ranks, go after the big fish. The top echelon have a lot to lose in money and prestige.
What's more, threaten to make them unemployable by refusing to work with any private company that hires them after the government fires them.
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 06:22 PM (CWrxU)
Catholics are a big voting block but in the end divide smack down the middle.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 06:21 PM (r1fLd)
And that is essentially with the inclusion of the cultural Catholics. Devout, especially the non-hispanic socialism is their true God, Catholics are overwhelmingly Republican.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 06:23 PM (z/Ubi)
I just took a call from 301-790-4200, claiming to be from the fraud dept at Citibank, wanting to vrify my SSN. I assumed it was phishing, and politely cussed Kelsey outside.
She wouldn't cancel the CC request without verifying my SSN. WTF?
With a cursory search, it looks like a legit #.
What kind of idiot tries to steal the identity of an unemployed construction worker with bad credit? I am so poor, I can't afford to pay attention.
Friggin' asshole probably boosted my credit score by trying...
Looks like I have the next hour or so pre-planned for me, on the phone with Citi trying to get to the bottom of this. I hope they are experienced with mad assholes getting to the bottom of a bottle of cheap bourbon while on the phone...
Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 06:24 PM (bOelK)
Spoiler alert she plans to mobilize them against the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy comrade...
Posted by: sven10077 at September 19, 2016 06:22 PM (SzZnW)
I don't doubt your contention.
So what is Trump's plan for DHS?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:24 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Chris M at September 19, 2016 06:25 PM (k3w9p)
Credit card assholes are some of the worst kind of assholes
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:25 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 19, 2016 06:26 PM (9iR5/)
What does that even mean?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:22 PM (gXKl3)
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Come on, a Black person would know in an instant. You've never heard the expression "acting white? "
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 19, 2016 06:26 PM (sKucm)
Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 19, 2016 06:27 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 19, 2016 06:28 PM (4ErVI)
What do you care?
You refuse to vote for him, thus he may in fact turn out to be a democrat mole or sympathizer like Dubya and leave the rot there....
he may purge it with fire....
what he won't do is maluse it like Ogabe and IRS.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 19, 2016 06:29 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2016 06:29 PM (oiNtH)
Why doesn't Trump focus on everything?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 06:29 PM (lqyN3)
Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at September 19, 2016 06:26 PM (sKucm)
I have. I honestly don't know what it means with any specificity. There are so many different white people with different cultures and values. What does "acting white" mean? Acting like Bernie Sanders? Acting like Donald Trump? What?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:30 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 19, 2016 06:30 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 06:32 PM (SRKgf)
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If that's true, very good.
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 06:33 PM (CWrxU)
Spoiler alert she plans to mobilize them against the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy comrade..."
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Just the DHS? Every agency, just like Obama already does.
Scrap it all, start again.
Posted by: Decaf at September 19, 2016 06:35 PM (CWrxU)
Well, it would be nice if the candidate actually had an idea of why these "accidental" citizenship papers got mailed out, and what he planned to do about it. I don't think it was intentional by the way, I think it was a bureaucratic screwup. See this, for example:
http://tinyurl.com/goohju9
(Yes it's an NRO link but Krikorian is by no means an immigration squish)
Evidently, DHS used up all the money intended for fingerprint digitization, but did not bother to ask for more, since they evidently didn't consider it to be a big enough priority. And that is how these 800+ people slipped through the cracks, lack of digitized fingerprints. That kind of crap has to stop, and I don't think it will stop by just throwing more money at DHS. I would hope that Trump or any other candidate would want to tear down DHS all the way to the studs and then rebuild only the absolutely needed parts with competent people who clearly understood what their priorities are.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:36 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: deplorable oddknot still frets at September 19, 2016 06:36 PM (g1MTt)
Did they get Laura soused first, for verisimilitude?
Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 06:37 PM (noWW6)
No, I didn't give any info other than to confirm that I was, in fact, Chi.
When she asked for my SSN, I laughed, then told her what to do with a sideways pineapple.
I haven't called Citi yet, but will shortly.
The weird thing is - they had this phone #... not a lot of people do. It's a mobile, and only 3 years old maybe.
And I don't throw away any junk mail like CC offers - that stuff goes into a paper grocery bag until I have enough to justify starting a fire in the burn barrel out back.
Ugh ...
Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 06:37 PM (bOelK)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:30 PM (gXKl3)
Acting like you, but less obtuse.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 06:32 PM (SRKgf)
Well I'm flattered, I guess.... but I am not the only white person on the planet. There's so many different types of white people out there.
"Acting white", admittedly, also covers things like acting like Michael Moore or Al Gore or Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi. I'm sure that isn't what you had in mind when you told your friend was "acting white", is it?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:37 PM (gXKl3)
Next, she wants a Big Beautiful Wall
I'd love to see that just to see all the liberal/progressive heads explode. It would sound like popcorn popping.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 19, 2016 06:38 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 06:39 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 06:39 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 19, 2016 06:41 PM (9iR5/)
Did they get Laura soused first, for verisimilitude?
Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 06:37 PM (noWW6)
From the looks of things, they should have gotten some crabby old lady from a nursing home.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 19, 2016 06:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 06:08 PM (iFgwk)
If you were a Gorn, my love...
Posted by: SJW furiously writing Trek slash fanfiction at September 19, 2016 06:41 PM (hvf9s)
Chemjeff must have been thoroughly baffled by the "Stuff White People Like" meme from a few years ago.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 06:39 PM (z/Ubi)
Honestly? Yeah I never understood that either. One of the things on the list was "The World Cup". Really? I seem to recall lots of brown people vigorously cheering in the context of World Cup matches too.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:41 PM (gXKl3)
I can see the first three, but would coconut be Ewok on the outside, white on the inside?
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 19, 2016 06:41 PM (9iR5/)
Urban Dictionary has it. They assume the coconut has been husked.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 06:43 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 19, 2016 06:44 PM (9iR5/)
There's a lot of Battle Royale in it, a Japanese flick from 2000 where the government puts a group of high schoolers on an island and forces them to fight to the last boy or girl standing. A couple of the kids are veterans. It's a lot more violent than Hunger Games.
Tarantino once said it was his favorite flick of the last 25 years.
The scene with a bunch of girls in the light house is priceless.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 06:47 PM (r1fLd)
why to be 'unpredictable'. He said something to the effect that you
should never announce your battle plan strategy to the enemy (Which
Obama has done repeatedly).
He is doing this most effectively to HRC and has their campaign bobbing and weaving and trying to play defense.
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You know, it seems to me that Trump just might, and I'm saying might, be smarter than everyone thinks he is. Ever since the beginning, he's not playing the traditional Republican role ('our type don't fight back, it's just not done') and the Democrats don't know what to do. Add in Breitbart guy and well.. new game people. New. Game.
/also, I am totally freaked out that I'm supporting Trump, but it's really an anti-establishment thing for me. Just to clarify.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 06:48 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:41 PM (gXKl3)
Wow. You are like Drax the Destroyer but it goes beyond just metaphors.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 06:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 06:51 PM (z/Ubi)
I"m sorry but I don't get that reference.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:53 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 06:54 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 19, 2016 06:56 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 06:57 PM (z/Ubi)
You know, it seems to me that Trump just might, and I'm saying might, be smarter than everyone thinks he is.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 06:48 PM (tvyXw)
I would think a savvy negotiator would want people to underestimate him.
I've long thought that there is a public Trump and a private Trump. The public Trump is attention-seeking, self-aggrandizing, and full of bluster. The private Trump is very different. He seems to have a decent family, and there are stories of him quietly doing good deeds for people out of the public eye. Plus, you don't become a success in business by being ignorant. I would think that if he was an asshole in his private life, we would have had people coming out of the woodwork saying what a jerk he is. But we haven't seen that.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 19, 2016 06:57 PM (sdi6R)
He also tunes his political messaging to reach those who aren't over-educated and who aren't political junkies.
LIVs aren't necessarily stupid.
Among her many disadvantages, Hillary lacks the common touch.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 07:00 PM (r1fLd)
I was involved with a negotiation in which I'd brought along a young female colleague, who took umbrage at condescension from the other side. She started to say something, and I shot her a look, and she shut up.
At a break, she asked me why I'd let that pass without response.
"Because I'm happy for them to underestimate us."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2016 07:03 PM (SRKgf)
Bottom line is, while I am a white guy, I don't really have any sort of affectation or tribal affiliation with "whiteness". I am not even sure what that is. Name virtually any activity or idea, and you can find white people who do it/agree with it, and you can find white people who don't do it/don't agree with it. Same with any other race or people or activity or idea. So phrases like "acting white" are rather meaningless. White people are polite, white people are rude, white people are angry, white people are bitter, white people are kind, white people are compassionate, white people are assholes, white people are saints, so... which one of these things is supposed to be "acting white"?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 07:03 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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The old Columbo routine. Very shrewd.
Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 07:06 PM (bOelK)
He also tunes his political messaging to reach those who aren't over-educated and who aren't political junkies.
LIVs aren't necessarily stupid.
Among her many disadvantages, Hillary lacks the common touch.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 07:00 PM (r1fLd)
Yep. I said early on in the primaries that Trump can appeal to LIVs much better than any of the other Republican candidates. Despite his wealth, he seems to be able to connect with working people in a real sense. That's probably because he's had occasion to interact with all kinds of people during his business career.
Hillary, on the other hand, lives in a political bubble and her idea of reaching out to the common folk is by being patronizing and talking down to them.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 19, 2016 07:06 PM (sdi6R)
CJ, I don't think Jay meant that as a compliment.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2016 07:09 PM (kTF2Z)
Now please. Just stop.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 19, 2016 07:09 PM (9iR5/)
This should make it a bit more difficult for the MSM to ignore.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 19, 2016 07:18 PM (NnYnv)
so... which one of these things is supposed to be "acting white"?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 07:03 PM (gXKl3)
None,it is meant to imply acting superior.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2016 07:19 PM (lKyWE)
When you call Citi, they will probably ask you for the last four digits of your SSN to verify your identity, but they shouldn't ask you for all of them. And they would never call and ask you out of the blue.
Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2016 07:24 PM (xpSCc)
Likelihood of a Special Prosecutor?
Zero
Posted by: Your gopE betters at September 19, 2016 07:24 PM (d76uN)
CJ, I don't think Jay meant that as a compliment.
Pretty obviously not being acute about it at all.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2016 07:25 PM (LdMbv)
It starts like this
444-0001
444-0002
444-0003
Perl script takes about 5 minutes to compile every legitimate phone number within any given area code.
Posted by: Your gopE betters at September 19, 2016 07:26 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 19, 2016 07:27 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 07:03 PM (gXKl3)
None,it is meant to imply acting superior.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2016 07:19 PM (lKyWE)
Oh, so when Jay wrote:
Oh sure, your butt's black, but culturally, you're white."
he was expressing a statement of racial superiority?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 07:29 PM (uAvJJ)
particular position or stance, so long as it's comfortable.
-------------------
Doesn't even have to be comfortable. Countless numbers for centuries have found that ,meditating while on your knees works.
Posted by: John Pomeroy at September 19, 2016 07:33 PM (mXHrk)
Not at all. What he was telling this Ivy league educated, hard working, intelligent black man, was that he had fallen into the trap of following the American dream. You know, the one where if you work hard you too can succeed? You know, the one where it is not the color of your skin, but the content of your character?
I don't know why I even try.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 19, 2016 07:37 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 19, 2016 07:38 PM (9iR5/)
As long as you didn't give out your cc # or SSN, you should have nothing to worry about.
If they read your correct cc number out to you, then you should definitely contact Citi.
But otherwise, you're good.
Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2016 07:41 PM (xpSCc)
Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 07:44 PM (Dfljx)
black man, was that he had fallen into the trap of following the
American dream. You know, the one where if you work hard you too can
succeed? You know, the one where it is not the color of your skin, but
the content of your character?
The American Dream is a "trap"?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 07:50 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Tmitsss at September 19, 2016 07:51 PM (CChS6)
We could probably put you to better use on Huffpo or Slate or something like that.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at September 19, 2016 07:56 PM (9iR5/)
First I don't regard the American Dream is a "trap".
You said that Jay's friend has "fallen into the trap of following the American dream". So he is evidently a successful black man, and this is urged to consider himself "white", at least culturally, because equality and success are supposed to be "white" traits? There are plenty of unsuccessful white people out there.
I hate labeling characteristics of people, that aren't strictly genetic, as something tied to race. It is just plainly offensive to me.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 08:00 PM (uAvJJ)
statements of whatever Trump says, but always about 45 minutes after
him.
Indications of a campaign out of ideas, out of energy." zombie
hillary's new slogan ... "I'm with Him" (Trump)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2016 08:37 PM (niOEf)
tough vetting ...
border control
NAFTA/TPP
and so on
her smiling ... then her logo displayed ... pointing to smiling Trump with thumb up.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2016 08:55 PM (niOEf)
How very common.
Apparently trailing a one hundred dollar bill through a trailer park DOES produce theost unexpected results.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 19, 2016 08:55 PM (4ugnK)
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