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Bombing Suspect Charles James Wolcott Captured After Shootout in New Jersey
Sorry, I mispelled the suspect's name -- his name is Ahmed Khan Rahami.
He shot one cop in the hand and the other in the chest (though that bullet was stopped by the policeman's vest). Josh Earnest, When Asked If We're Letting In Muslim Immigrants Without Enough Scrutiny: "We're in a Narrative Fight with ISIL." Oh grand. So much more civilized than a real fight. Sean Davis has some thoughts too.
Earnest’s comments come after a weekend of narrative violence across the U.S. A pipe narrative exploded in a garbage can near a Marine Corps race in New Jersey. In New York City, a separate narrative blast injured 29 people on Saturday. Law enforcement authorities believe the same wicked wordsmith was responsible for both narrative explosions. On Saturday evening, another vicious narrative stabbed nine people at a mall in St. Cloud, Minnesota. That word terrorist was finally stopped by an NRA-certified concealed carry instructor’s sick burns and also multiple rounds from the instructor’s personal sentence pistol. The weekend’s narrative violence is unfortunately nothing new for Americans. Last June, a lone narrator shot up a night club in Orlando, killing 49 people and wounding 53 others. In December of 2015, two radical Islamic poets killed 14 people and seriously injured 22 others in a war of narratives at a special needs health center in San Bernardino, California.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:41 AM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (MHGhr)
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (DofIg)
Posted by: Naturalfake at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (1COlc)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (O4YGa)
Posted by: George Washington at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (fgOnp)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (5GQXr)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable & loving it! at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (kf1Nc)
Does anyone have experience with something like this, and/or suggestions on how this might be accomplished?
Posted by: posted on Reddit at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (fgOnp)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: San Fran Marketing Team at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (s0VSd)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (WDg5t)
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You can't specll Mohammed with Ahmed.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Reality bites at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (OHyiF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (5VD/X)
Barry: The police acted stupidly
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Naturalfake at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (1COlc)
Posted by: Barakhenaten I at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (5GQXr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (kTF2Z)
Nah, it's that fucking Tea Party....
Posted by: IRS at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (5UjJX)
Posted by: chin puller at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (bsDXW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ace at 11:40 AM
Vest made of hemp.
Legalize it!
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (afzAq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Tuna at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (wt0kN)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Brian Williams at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (/m8T6)
There are pictures and video of her looking like hell.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (MHGhr)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (TOk1P)
"Trump, Grand Wizard Of Birtherism" - Charles M. Blow - September 19, 2016
Why are we even talking about the birther issue anymore? Because it matters. It matters that Donald Trump, under enormous pressure, and without even a hint of an apology to the president or the country, finally accepted the fact that Barack Obama was born in the U.S. Without admitting he started the movement, Trump still had the audacity to state that he "finished it". Trump then suggested, in another of his, "people have said", statements, that Hillary Clinton actually started the birther movement. The mountain of lies Trump has erected over the past 15 months makes Everest look like an ant hill. Most sane Americans see through the veil of Trump's bogus, bigoted, bloviating and braindead campaign, as does most of our allies, but his supporters seem to gain strength from each new Trump lie like Popeye after eating a can of spinach. Donald J. Trump could not qualify to shine Barack Obama's shoes, much less inherit his desk in the Oval Office.
Posted by: slash buzz at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (YseGW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: The Deplorable GasperGoo at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Sam In Va at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (bNi5D)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (VNUDt)
Posted by: billygoat at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (Hmagm)
Posted by: RedDish at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (5eXg1)
Posted by: deplorable_sock_rat_eez_now_with_miracle_ingredient_irredeemability_! at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (5GQXr)
Posted by: Trouser Trout in a Barrel at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (8Dorb)
From there, they were able to identify pictures on social media of Rahami's family and of him, and they matched one of his photos to surveillance footage captured in Manhattan.
They also found a website where Rahami allegedly posted jihadist missives, sources said.
... of course, this means that his motivations will never be understood.
Posted by: undocumented white hat at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (9mTYi)
Legalize it!
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (afzAq)
*turns on monitor wipers*
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (5UjJX)
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (/m8T6)
Barry sounded bored to tears in his presser.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (1ZOkK)
he had to praise the pigs....i mean police....the blm won't be happy.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (0O7c5)
Because I really cant let shit go and I have to have the last word.
http://tinyurl.com/hmbq3sx
http://tinyurl.com/hm5jsmq
Totally safe and innocuous for work.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)
Like releasing 1000s of South American Army Ants into his rectum.
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (afzAq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (1ZOkK)
Now, watch this drive!
Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (GYPqZ)
The suspect's father is named Muhammed (really).
So, got it covered.
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Illary Clinton at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (ssBXI)
1 down...about 1.2 billion to go.
Oh wait, he'll be granted clemency because of all the mean shit Trump said about him.
Never mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (r65B3)
Ahmed Khan Rahami most probably had mental health issues.
Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: ejo at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (il4FI)
It certainly would have altered our National Tapestry...
instead of providing proof that Arabs are amongst the dumbest of all the inbred peoples.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (5GQXr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (5VD/X)
Mini-Marshmallows.
Shrapnel.
QED.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (5UjJX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (5VD/X)
Posted by: JPS at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (5drja)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: undocumented Dimmi at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: Trouser Trout
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Which reminds me. Anyone heard anything about Bowe Bergdahl lately? This 'investigation' has gone on longer than The Warren Commission. Why, it's almost as if there is a cover-up going on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (9mTYi)
https://twitter.com/JBN/status/777889481802280960/photo/1
Captured by citizen journalist.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (VNUDt)
Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: JPS at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (5drja)
What's the population of the Vatican?
I bet he's got room for a few.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (TOk1P)
581 AHMAD KHAN RAHAMI: Death to America! I pledge loyalty to ISIS and regret only that I did not become a martyr in the struggle against the Great Satan!
REPORTER: So you're saying Donald Trump made you do it?
AKR: No! No! I exist to kill infidels! Allah willing, Islam will control the world!
REPORTER: What is it that Donald Trump said that set you off, specifically?
AKR: I KEEL YOU!
REPORTER: Ah, so it WAS Trump!
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 19, 2016 11:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ace at 11:40 AM"
This wouldn't have happened if we had more gun control like every other advanced country..
Posted by: Things Obama Wanted To Say at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: undocumented Dimmi
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Probably slipped through the Bomb Show Loophole.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (O2RFr)
Has he talked about sensible knife control laws?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (IqV8l)
J ust checking; losing track o fwhat Peace Muslim did what/when to k*ll infidels.
/so, how long before the government says that this guy wants to go by the sname of Charles James Wolcott, and from now on, we MUST refer to him using that name? Because... tolerance?
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (tvyXw)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Charles James Wolcott at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (VNUDt)
Posted by: Precious Snowflake, Kneeling at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (ssBXI)
Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (zoehZ)
Ace is a veddy bad man. A veddy bad man!
Posted by: Ahmed Khan Rahami at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (fgOnp)
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Close. That would be James Wolcott.
Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (GYPqZ)
Posted by: Hillary at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (ODxAs)
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/19/us/minnesota-mall-stabbing/
"The man who stabbed nine people at a Minnesota mall before an off-duty police officer fatally shot him has been identified as 22-year-old Dahir A. Adan, federal law enforcement sources and two Somali community leaders who are in contact with Adan's family said Monday."
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (jBuUi)
Warps easily
Susceptible to stains
Develops pits and other blemishes easily
Not very strong
Not very durable
Posted by: undocumented Dimmi at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (e8kgV)
The problem with Lone Wolves is that they hunt in Packs.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (5GQXr)
=====Okay, that merited a spew. Good thing I have a keyboard cover.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (7ZVPa)
That's right - Hillary!
Posted by: Jen Rubin at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (bsDXW)
The cops need more range time?
Using 9mm instead of .45 acp?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (KB6If)
Some glitter, maybe some catchy background music, some choreography, news reports of a white suspect in a 1980s Elton John costume....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (MHGhr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (afzAq)
Everybody blames us for that shit. Da fuq?
Posted by: Marabunta Local 4783 at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (5UjJX)
At breakfast this morning that
"This Muslim violence is all Trump's fault."
Who knew Trump wrote the Quran?
I felt like saying something but ...meh, she looked like death on a walker not unlike her hero Hillary
I doubt she'll be around much longer
Posted by: Naturalfake at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (1COlc)
The cops need more range time?
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (qJhUV)
taking him alive is a plus
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (VNUDt)
He hates these trash cans!
/Navin R. Johnson
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (0mRoj)
Pic of him here. on sidewalk, handcuffed after shootout:
https://twitter.com/JBN/status/777889481802280960/photo/1
Captured by citizen journalist.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (jBuUi)
Shouldn't there be a red spot just above his nose? You know, where the .308 went in?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Deplorably at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (jxbfJ)
And Fox felt the need to put Sheppy on for his brilliant insight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Well, if there's one man who's intimately familiar with the late activities amidst the Jersey riverside warehouses and truck lots...
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Soon to be Unemployable Josh Earnest at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (bsDXW)
Posted by: Charles James Wolcott at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (LdMbv)
Director Comey
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (V2lJs)
He now wants to go by the name of Charlene Wolcott.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (KB6If)
Anyone else wondering why he decided to be taken alive?
The cops need more range time?
Using 9mm instead of .45 acp?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (KB6If)
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to get a rise out of people.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (xxSK3)
At breakfast this morning that
"This Muslim violence is all Trump's fault."
Who knew Trump wrote the Quran?
I felt like saying something but ...meh, she looked like death on a walker not unlike her hero Hillary
I doubt she'll be around much longer
Posted by: Naturalfake at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (1COlc)
Trump's over 1300 years old?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Pj at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (OHyiF)
Posted by: Jihadi punk at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (PNcou)
thing... Said it was his hateful rhetoric that is a recruiting tool...
See before trump they were all peaceful..
So the next time there's a police shooting - policeman shooting a suspect - we can blame #BLM's harsh rhetoric, right? They denounce the police, so that inspires them to shoot more. If we apply Hillary's logic...
Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (NOIQH)
Have the CAIR held a presser decrying the discrimination and backlash
and how theirs is the religion of peace yet? If I actually said what I
think about them, I'll be banned for sure.
--
Yep. Yesterday. Story is on JihadWatch.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (tvyXw)
*****
"Legalize 'em!" /Gary Johnson
Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (mpXpK)
There are pictures and video of her looking like hell.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
The two adjectival phrases the best describe her appearance last night are
"like death warmed over"
or
"ashen and cadaverous."
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (jBuUi)
Motivation? Anyone?
Guess we'll nenever know
Posted by: Pj at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (OHyiF)
It truly is the greatest modern day mystery.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (MHGhr)
Posted by: President Choom's wife at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (GYPqZ)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (FQKBL)
It just goes in cycles.
Like every four years.
Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (Zs4uk)
There may be no connection to the NY/NJ bomber, which isn't a good thing. Might mean the pace of random terror shit is just going up.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (r1fLd)
The big lie in vogue right now is that the goat eaters are persecuted. Oh, and ISIL (they want that L there and will never ever give it up) is bad, but losing.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (U6f54)
If it's any consolation, his dad AND brother are both named Mohammad.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: LouisianaLightning at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (jxoel)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (5VD/X)
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (afzAq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lauren at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (tDv6R)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (VNUDt)
Posted by: no good deed at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (Agn5J)
Posted by: Lauren at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (tDv6R)
Posted by: prog at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (bsDXW)
Posted by: Rick Deckard at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (Cz4hX)
Posted by: no good deed at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (/O5Ax)
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Recoil is a bitch.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (SeD0w)
Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (FVvi+)
Judging from the picture of this terrorist, he doesn't seem to be paying attention to Ace's Monday Medical Monitoring.
Come to America, get fat, blame Americans.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (ODxAs)
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Hahahahaha.
US Narrative: islam is peaceful.
Overt/ covert Jihadists: d*e infidel!
US Narrartive: muslims are peaceful
Overt/covert Jihadists: you will d*e now infidel
US Narrative: We heart muslims and islam
Overt/ covert Jihadists: aloha snackbar
[runs away as b0mb explodes]
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Stu-22 at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (RMOpc)
Bomb? There was no bomb! It was an explosive device!
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (O2RFr)
I've always told my kids there is a chance I may be shot and killed on duty by a narrative.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (Agn5J)
Broom handle Mauser?
Glock 23?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (KB6If)
Posted by: slash buzz at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (YseGW)
We have a pretty big mall nearby that Kid the younger liked.
Kid the elder's school is right in a sanctuary city.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (wPiJc)
Aushak is an amazing sort of soup/entree combo, with a delicious huge ravioli stuffed with things including mint (yes!), swimming in a rich tomato-based thick soup/sauce.
Now I'm hungry, even though this is not breakfast food I'm talking about.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (WlGX+)
Where's Orlando Terror Boy's wife again??
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (1ZOkK)
Maybe that's their price for letting Hillary off the hook.
Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (VnCI9)
Posted by: V the K at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (O7MnT)
Excitable Shep is excited.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (1ZOkK)
Has he chained himself to a dumpster in NY yet?
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (a0IVu)
I loved him on M*A*S*H
---
I thought he was awesome on Match Game in the 70's.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Sean Connery at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (/m8T6)
The person who thought he was giving police an anonymous tip to find a terrorist (the guy who owns the bar across from where they found Ahmed in a car) is now about to bask in the glow of media attention.
Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (09Ay7)
Article at Drudge says he was sleeping in a building?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (WlGX+)
Reminds me of "words will never hurt me." Yea, they won't hurt the radical islamists. But the radical islamists bombs will certainly hurt Americans.
Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (FVvi+)
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (VNUDt)
That's why it's called a "taxpayer relief shot".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (KB6If)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (KZqWD)
^^win^^
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (SeD0w)
^5!
The Horde's killing it today.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (5UjJX)
Posted by: President Choom's wife at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (GYPqZ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (3hIZX)
I don't understand why people continue to have "friends" like this.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (X6fMO)
Apparently Obama's plan to appear weak and supine does not indeed demotivate our enemies.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (lqyN3)
At breakfast this morning that
"This Muslim violence is all Trump's fault."
Who knew Trump wrote the Quran?
Posted by: Naturalfake at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (1COlc)
Trump's over 1300 years old?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable
How tedious it must be as a leftist to now have to rewrite all of human history to reframe it as all being Trump's fault. Just like they rewrote the hisotyr of the Vietnam War in the public consciousness to be "all Nixon's fault," even though Nixon didn't take office until 1969 after EIGHT YEARS of US casualties under Johnson and Kennedy, after which Nixon withdrew all US ground troops as fast as he could and ended US casualties. Somehow, in retrospect, history was rewritten so that by now everyone "knows" that Nixon is responsible for the Vietnam War.
Get ready for the same thing to happen with Trump and the post 9/11 jihad.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (oa6zk)
Served with "foot bread." Because the guy's feet were cleaner than his hands. Son said it was delicious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (Agn5J)
Has Barry issued a pardon to Rahami yet or is that after he finishes his golf game?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (493sH)
counter-offensive will consist of unexpected plot twists and surprising
backstory?
Well, Obama and Hillary are currently retconning the origins of terrorism....
Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (C8CEK)
Story of my life.
Posted by: swiss-cheese f#cker at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (LdMbv)
Link in NIC
Posted by: slash buzz at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (YseGW)
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THEY WER SCHEDULED TO BE DEPORTED BUT GOT CITIZENSHIP INSTEAD?!
TYPE
DELETE
just someone shoot me now
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (Om16U)
counter-offensive will consist of unexpected plot twists and surprising
backstory?
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Nah.
That's 'nuanced.'
The narrative in Govermentwood is direct, and unchanging: Religion of Peace. Muslim Backlash. Right wing terrorism.
/the government says there have been no attacks in the US since 9/11, so the plan is working!
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (SEXy3)
"Just like throwing a grenade but lighter, it was easy!"
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (KZqWD)
ahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (493sH)
Posted by: MSM at September 19, 2016 12:01 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:01 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:01 PM (afzAq)
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:01 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: sans_sheriff at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (I6SOt)
Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (VnCI9)
http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (fgOnp)
As far as I can tell, most Dems want this. They are on the same page as Obama. For some reason they want Diversity at any price. I wish they'd go move to Saudi Arabia if they are so anxious to be around people who are mostly different from themselves.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (iFgwk)
Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (FVvi+)
Or given us the obligatory picture of all the weapons laid out on a tarp like they do in small quantity drug home raid busts.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (afzAq)
Well, it's their comfort zone. It's the only fight they really understand.
And yeah, Afghan food can be delicious. I have Afghan friends who are here because we gave them asylum. But you know, the criterion for that was that they'd risked their lives to be on our side and now the Taliban/al Qaeda/other-a-holes wanted to kill them.
Maybe we could be just a bit pickier as to who we let in. And why the f^&* is Mateen senior still here? Not a citizen, as I recall. Couldn't raising a mass murderer get you bumped to the top of the deportation list if we gave a damn?
Posted by: JPS at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (baoME)
Even with the funerals, the MSM had Orlando down the memory hole in two weeks. Considering they have no body count here, we never hear of this again in three days.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (7yzio)
Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (2Mnv1)
This Chris Hayes tweet is stupid beyond all comprehension. Seriously, we should frame this and put it on the blog office wall.
http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (/m8T6)
OMG. That's weapon's grade idiocy right there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lurker primus at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (B3qs7)
Remember how Trump's "anti muslim" and "anti veteran" comments after the DNC clownshow were going to sink his campaign according to the tepid fume refugees, and that those of us who postulated that the RoP (tm) couldn't stop themselves from going off again before the election just didn't get it?
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (jBuUi)
These two terrorists add to the evidence that issues with Muslim assimilation are more pronounced with young immigrants as they get older and in the first generation born here.
So lets bring in a few hundred thousand to test this hypothesis. For science!
Hillary -- our own Angela Merkel, without the charm!
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (/Fxjk)
............
"Oops." - Jeh Johnson
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (iFgwk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (1ZOkK)
What country are the Narratives from?
Narrativia, of course. ROP is the dominant religion there, so the place is kinda kicked back 'n mellow...
Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (3myMJ)
Excitable Shep is excited. Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (1ZOkK)
Lurking around dumpsters at a dark construction site holds a very special place in Sheps heart.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (lKyWE)
--------------
Lone-wolf pack
Lone wolf-pack
English rules for hyphens are very confusing.
Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (V2lJs)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (oa6zk)
Interesting how they put words in Christ's mouth:
[6] And remember what Jesus, son of Mary, had said: "O children of Israel, I am indeed a Messenger sent to you by Allah, confirming the Torah which has come before me and giving the good news of a Messenger who shall come after me, whose name shall be Ahmad."
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (RD7QR)
http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (/m8T6)
What did you expect from Sally Kohn's effeminate brother?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: WOPR
ahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Can we get President Trump to do it then?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (KB6If)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (X6fMO)
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Mama said there'd be days like this, Mama said.
For some reason, that popped into my head as an earworm.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (MIKMs)
What country are the Narratives from?
Why, Narration, of course. It's located just to the east of Peruvia.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Lauren at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (tDv6R)
Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (afzAq)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (oa6zk)
Posted by: Elizibeth Warren at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (XtAzU)
http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (/m8T6)
Are you kidding me? This guy has an actual brain-why, oh why does he not bother to use it?
Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (VnCI9)
It was in another group. This woman had written a comedic play about this bickering couple with dramatically different personalities and she had in the background clips of Trump. One of the other people suggested in order to help the comedic contrast it should be clips of Trump and Hillary.
The writer lost her ever loving mind at the suggestion. She started ranting that she is first and foremost in her heart a Democrat. And then started railing against all the Republicans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (5VD/X)
We shall narrate on the beaches, we shall narrate on the landing
grounds, we shall narrate in the fields and in the streets, we shall
narrate in the hills; we shall never stop talking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (Nwg0u)
LMAO!
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: The Strawman Argument at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (JO9+V)
Don't worry! Obama has increased funding for the U.S. Army to purchase
five new Metaphor Catapults from Northtrop Grumman, with laser-guided
Stanza Control.
"I only regret that I have but one carefully worded lecture to deliver before the UN assembly..."
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable & loving it! at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (3myMJ)
http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8
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That's weapons of mass destruction grade narration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Clown Patrol at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (Fapgt)
"We are very lucky the attackers tried to use bombs instead of guns"
How does that make sense on any level? If we ban guns we will only have harmless pipe bombs to worry about. Is that the virtue signaling message he is trying to send?
Posted by: Things Obama Wanted To Say at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (a0IVu)
U.S. Army to purchase five new Metaphor Catapults from Northtrop
Grumman, with laser-guided Stanza Control.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (jBuUi)
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Can Obama's minions count that high? Probably haram.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (MIKMs)
http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8
Yes, and we should count ourselves very lucky that the 9/11 hijackers only used planes and not automatic weapons.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (gyKtp)
Yes. They are worried about the push back from tomorrow's bombing.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (KB6If)
Why, Narration, of course. It's located just to the east of Peruvia.
South of Elbonia
Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (oa6zk)
Interesting how they put words in Christ's mouth:
[6] And remember what Jesus, son of Mary, had said: "O children of Israel, I am indeed a Messenger sent to you by Allah, confirming the Torah which has come before me and giving the good news of a Messenger who shall come after me, whose name shall be Ahmad."
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy
If Christians knew what is said about Jesus and ascribed to Jesus in the Koran and Suras, their heads would explode. It not only teaches that Jesus prophesied about Mohammed's arrival as the final Prophet, completely fabricating quotes, but also says that Jesus then intentionally faked his death and wasn't crucified and is a charlatan.
Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (2cS/G)
ranting that she is first and foremost in her heart a Democrat. And then
started railing against all the Republicans.
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And that's why you don't introduce politics into any sort of entertainment. You have a chance of losing 50% of your audience.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: RedDish at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (5eXg1)
Ahmad received his fiery writing tips from his narration instructors at the Al Queda School for the Narration Arts in Afghanistan.
He became very good a punctuating his work with explosive sentences.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Caliban at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (DrC22)
Exactly so.
Seriously.
Try to engage a diversity spouting fool on culture and beliefs and they'll just go blank and then call you racist.
It's that simple.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: V the K at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (O7MnT)
That's the ticket, a "trade in your gun and get a free bomb" exchange program.
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:11 PM (3myMJ)
five new Metaphor Catapults from Northtrop Grumman, with laser-guided
Stanza Control.
Posted by: zombie"
Don't forget the transgender tolerance training that will strike fear in the terrorists.
Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2016 12:11 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 19, 2016 12:11 PM (NOIQH)
We're hurling some sharp backslashes at them, but they've put up a defensive wall of bulky footnotes. Arming the ground troops with exclamation points now. They're extra pointy.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:11 PM (WlGX+)
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So we should just give every Muslim immigrant a pressure cooker and some C-4 so that we can all live in safety.
Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (JO9+V)
That's the ticket, a "trade in your gun and get a free bomb" exchange program.
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:11 PM (3myMJ)
the people injured in mn are lucky it was a knife/ we live in stupid times
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (0O7c5)
If Christians knew what is said about Jesus and ascribed to Jesus in
the Koran and Suras, their heads would explode. It not only teaches
that Jesus prophesied about Mohammed's arrival as the final Prophet,
completely fabricating quotes, but also says that Jesus then
intentionally faked his death and wasn't crucified and is a charlatan.
Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.
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and yet I have had muslims tell me that they accept Jesus and a prophet, like Moses.
/hey everyone, lets lie to the infdel! they're too stupid to look things up for themselves!
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (GYPqZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (1ZOkK)
Has CAIR put out the usual statement yet?
As soon as they finish pushing in their stools they'll issue their pro forma statement about pushback
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (BK3ZS)
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So we should just give every Muslim immigrant a pressure cooker and some C-4 so that we can all live in safety.
Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (PNcou)
Don't forget the ball bearings for extra shrapnel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (0mRoj)
For those guys, the elites, it IS just a narrative fiight. They Never Get Killed by terrorists. They have armed guards.
These attacks are just something ***we*** can absorb.
Posted by: ArthurK at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (h53OH)
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (09Ay7)
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2016 12:13 PM (a0IVu)
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And that's 48 hours after a terrorist knifed several shoppers in a MN shopping mall.
The terrorist was terminated by a non-narrative Citizen with a non-narrative pistol.
Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 12:13 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:13 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:13 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (PNcou)
For those guys, the elites, it IS just a narrative fiight. They Never Get Killed by terrorists. They have armed guards.
These attacks are just something ***we*** can absorb.
Posted by: ArthurK at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (h53OH)
We're just kulaks to be liquidated.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (0mRoj)
hashtag #zombieHillary after her near comatose press conference on the
bombings late last night."
It's not just that Twitter is completely in the tank for Democrats politically and philosophically, but also, TWTR really is on the hook to them financially.
The SF Democratic machine cut a deal with Twitter for an enormous tax abatement to locate the corporate HQ in a particular part of the city. Now, Twitter, not having grown as expected, wants to sublease space to other corporate tenants.
This could be... legally and financially consequential for them. Such a thing wasn't part of the original cozy deal. And if there's one thing the SF Democratic machine understands and wants, it's *money*. Hence: lawsuits. Abrogations. Clawbacks.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (1ZOkK)
You know....they really should recruit Muldoon. Think of all the jihadis he could slay with a single limerick? Red ink everywhere!!!!!!
Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (5VD/X)
***
Muhammed was exposed to Christianity and Judaism, but he seems to have been more familiar with the latter then the former.
Of course there was actual Jewish tribes in the area and I think only Christian travelers, so presumably when he combined them with Arabic tribal beliefs he really had trouble with the Christian parts...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (X7E8f)
Maybe we should have more sensible flip phone laws.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (J+eG2)
Loose the narratives!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (qJhUV)
Oh, and Kirk Cousins, too.
Posted by: President Obama at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (fgOnp)
How do we tell the Narratives apart?
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (afzAq)
............
What is it with these Star Trek fans?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (HgMAr)
In the movie "Network," the head of the Ecumenical Liberation Army is The Great Ahmed Khan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (9P3OG)
But it's going to be a real turning point in the Narrative War when this loser starts spouting how he did it for Islam.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (+YTl9)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (NOIQH)
http://tinyurl.com/j4k7f82
"The U.S. government has mistakenly granted citizenship to at least 858 immigrants from countries of concern to national security or with high rates of immigration fraud who had pending deportation orders, according to an internal Homeland Security audit released Monday."
Posted by: Timon at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (396pH)
Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (wgFcF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Zombie Edmund Burke at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (zc3Db)
Searching for the name returns Ace as #3 result.
on bing. didn't check gaggle.
Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (V2lJs)
I believe it is time to roll out the ICBM Rhetorical devices, and to make our comments so cutting that they eviscerate our debating opponents...
From a high podium, of course, its the only way to be sure...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Totes slayed his enemies with "shaggy dog" stories. Seriously.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (NOIQH)
Chevy the Impala.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (9P3OG)
_Taqiyya_. How does it work?
Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: starboardhelm at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (hOtJL)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (+YTl9)
We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit narratives on those who would harm us.
Posted by: Zombie Edmund Burke at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (zc3Db)
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (1ZOkK)
I guess the only people Hillary Clinton feels comfortable being grossly generalistic about are Trump supporters.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (lKyWE)
Daniel Dale*
Trump keeps repeating the ludicrous claim that authorities know about terrorists and undocumented murderers but are afraid to arrest them.
*Toronto Star. Confessed Canadian.
Yeah, ludicrous.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (afzAq)
Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (GYPqZ)
Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Lincolntf
Peace
by
Now I've been happy lately
Thinking about the big BANGs to come.
And I believe it could be
caliphate's rise has begun.
I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as ours
And I believe it could be
Sending the Jews to the showers.
For out on the edge of darkness
There ka-booms the peace bomb.
Peace bomb take this country
Conquer the world for Islam.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Deplorable IrishEi at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (eM2Uz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (5VD/X)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (BK3ZS)
Thanks....I'm going to try this out this weekend! The bread from these no knead recipes look amazing.
My garlic french bread is proofing in a warm oven right now, and I've put together five quart jars of starter. No more surprises.
Kindltot:
By bad, I mean there are obvious bacterial colonies growing on it's surface, and it's scent went from pleasant yeasty/sour, to spoiled. I had two jars of starter, used one on Saturday, (I think), and fed the other. It was fine then, bad now.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (KND/c)
Was it a 'black" tactical backpack? What civilian needs military grade backpacks anyway?
We need common sense Bomb control laws and a waiting period/background check on stabby things too.
Posted by: Hillary's FEMA fun camp director at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (cCxiu)
These Muzzies are pretty stupid. The Left, the media, academia and the culture are virtually handing the country to them on a silver platter. All they have to do is pretend to be peaceful for a few decades and we'd be absorbed into the caliphate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (9P3OG)
In Peruvia, a chris hayes is a tampon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (1ZOkK)
Proof that Peruvia is a weird place. No one in their right mind believes that Chris Hayes has ever been inside a woman.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (xxSK3)
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (jBuUi)
Not to mention the Ultra Top Secret ACME® 3000 Hashtag per minute generator.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (5UjJX)
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (P/kVC)
We shall out-narrate them with our No. 2 Soft Ticonderogas and steno pads!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (BK3ZS)
Better not use a Faber "Mongol."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:19 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:19 PM (WlGX+)
bombing on their backyards? Or will they double down on virtue
signalling?"
I continue to wonder if the proud native son could pull off an unexpected NY victory over the coughing carpetbagger.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (NOIQH)
Of course there was actual Jewish tribes in the area and I think only Christian travelers, so presumably when he combined them with Arabic tribal beliefs he really had trouble with the Christian parts...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (X7E8f)
BoulderTerlit Hobo can correct me if I am wrong, but I believe Muhammad's uncle was a Nestorian-which was a heretical "Christian" group-which believed Jesus the person was separate from Jesus the Divine Savior. That would be the "Christian" influence.
Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (VnCI9)
Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (jBuUi)
I pointed that out to some women online once as she went on and on about how we worshiped the same god. It was like talking to a stone. No evidence would change her mind.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (KZqWD)
Hey, that gives me an idea for a "Zulu" remake!
Who needs mealy bags and Martini Henrys?
We've got narratives!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Achilles, in his rage? at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (GYPqZ)
"Attention all hands. As you know, we could outrun the Klingon vessels. But we must protect the Enterprise-C until she enters the temporal rift. And we must succeed."
"Let's make sure history never forgets the name -- 'Narrative'."
"Picard out."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (kdS6q)
Next I'm going to show you how to make a bomb out of a pressure cooker, battery powered jigsaw and solar garden light!
Stay tuned!
*Mommy, by butt hole hurts! Sob!*
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (3hIZX)
Verbal Special Forces .... hit 'em with it, now!
Posted by: Monty Hussein Obama at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (zc3Db)
Proof that Peruvia is a weird place. No one in their right mind believes that Chris Hayes has ever been inside a woman.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (xxSK3)
Not even in the womb. Petri dish, yo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (9P3OG)
Well, now, uh, Mohammed, Achmed, and I, wait until nightfall, and then
leap out of the rabbit, taking the American Satans by Narrative - not only by
Narrative, but totally unarmed!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (JO9+V)
(rubbing eyes)
Wait,, what? There have been bombings? ~cough-cough-cough-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-fart/squirt,, cough-cough- (shoe flies off/faints)~
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (nFdGS)
Cesarian Section.
So moe accurately...Chris Hayes has never been in a woman's vagina.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Achmed Gibbs at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (5NCEA)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (+YTl9)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (iFgwk)
This is the kind of important info that you can only get from FOX...or something like that...
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (KhJh8)
The narrative is mightier than the sword, pipe bomb, knife, gun, planes, presser cooker bombs...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (493sH)
*****
A fat boy named Mo K. Rahami
Distributed multiple bomb-ies
He begged for mercy
On a sidewalk in Jersey
When last seen he was crying for Mommy!
Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (4ng05)
Tonight, a special performance of H.G. Wells's _The Narrative Of The Worlds_.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (noWW6)
The left wants to fight terrorism with hashtags and redistribution of wealth. That's stupid and won't work.
The neocon right wants to fight terrorism by invading the world. There is no stomach for that sort of thing anymore, if there ever was.
The isolationist right wants to fight terrorism by sealing up the border airtight and not letting them in. Problem is, that is a pure defense strategy and no level of border security will ever be 100% successful. Plus, the pure defense strategy is more likely to be injurious to everyone's civil liberties.
There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)
Good.
What freakin' idiot.
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (NOIQH)[]/i]
He's being beaten up pretty good, but of course, he tweets self-congratulations that he "resisted" getting in 5 arguments and feels all happy.
Twink......
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (5UjJX)
Posted by: Sean Flannery O'connery at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (4ng05)
#bringbackourgirls was totes effective on Boko Harambe.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (2cS/G)
Sabre Saw!
*ducks*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (WlGX+)
...and two lone wolves, with a possible third.
Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (/tuJf)
ISIS University Department of Philosophy:
"Is your name not Mohammad?"
"No, it's Ahmed."
"That's going to cause a bit of confusion. Mind if we call you Mohammed to keep it clear?"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (WlGX+)
More like by people who are working for the other side
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (493sH)
..............
Hey Ahmed, do you like fishsticks?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (HgMAr)
TASTE IAMBIC PENTAMETER, BITCHES!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: wooga at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (G504B)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (ODxAs)
Or words that effect.
All I know is there are... what, 325 million or so Americans? Which means, roughly, 324, 500, 000 of them do NOT give a sh*t was CNN anchors are or are not fed up with.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (3hIZX)
(Look. It makes as much sense as anything else that comes out of a lefty's mouth.)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (4ng05)
Gen. George Washington's Army, and the French Fleet, had nothing to do with it...
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Afroman at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (cA+Bz)
Sabre Saw!
*ducks*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (mgbwf)
Making bombs with ducks. Ingenious!
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: posted on Reddit at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (fgOnp)
An ethylene glycol drip will take care of the freezing up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (Bvr/A)
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (jBuUi)
Distributed multiple bomb-ies
He begged for mercy
On a sidewalk in Jersey
When last seen he was crying for Mommy!"
The loss of life in this narrative attack is incredible.
Wait, is that Green Helmet Guy carrying a small child?
Oh...the huge manatee!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (jBuUi)
Also, the Qu'ran says, "Allah had no son". It explicitly denies the divinity of Christ. He is merely a prophet in their religion.
It completely contradicts Christianity. After a certain point, if the attributes you ascribe to God differ from another sect, those two sects are no longer talking about the same being.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (iFgwk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (zp+j1)
Back then put together a slideshow and some of the images of Boston I used would probably send Chrissy Hayes off to his 'brave space' sucking a thumb while clutching at a blankie...
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/04/boston-marathon.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (5VD/X)
That's the "Chicago, The Musical" way...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)
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Convert Muslims to another religion?
BTW - Sealing the borders to people you are fighting against is the only common sense thing to do in a time of war.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (KhJh8)
The left wants to fight terrorism with hashtags and redistribution of wealth. That's stupid and won't work.
The neocon right wants to fight terrorism by invading the world. There is no stomach for that sort of thing anymore, if there ever was.
The isolationist right wants to fight terrorism by sealing up the border airtight and not letting them in. Problem is, that is a pure defense strategy and no level of border security will ever be 100% successful. Plus, the pure defense strategy is more likely to be injurious to everyone's civil liberties.
There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)
wow...
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (RO6kX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (+YTl9)
.............
I noticed her neck was really smooth. I think she's going to OD on Botox.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (HgMAr)
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Sure we do. Like in any war, you slaughter the other side until they relent. For example we could conduct daily nuclear bombardments of practicing muslim nations until they prove they've abandoned the faith by hanging all their imams.
Posted by: Methos at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (GYPqZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (wgFcF)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (7ZVPa)
It is these neighbors who are going to get you killed.
Posted by: LGoPs at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (sulRy)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)
All threats from the arab/persian/muslim world start and stop with control of the gulf oil fields. It's that simple.
Retake the gulf fields and the APM world withers and dies on the vine.
Posted by: Monty Hussein Obama at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (Mog7K)
And I would say, "Ignore him." But that advice is never taken so I'll see you all sometime later.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (kvFuo)
And of course Satan's downfall was that he "wished to be worshiped like The Most High..."
That's the only spiritual connection between Islam and Judaism/Christianity.
Posted by: The Deplorable GasperGoo at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)
badass art! You do not wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley,
don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!
Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx narrative. Vwap! Fry
half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart narrative, phased
plasma pulse narratives in the 40watt range, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breaker narratives! We got
pressure cookers, we got knives, sharp sticks...
Posted by: Private Achmed Hudson at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Afroman at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (cA+Bz)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (ae17r)
Rosh Hashanah next month should be a blast.
G-d forbid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (9P3OG)
Praying hard for protection during the High Holy Days. Frankly, I'm surprised we haven't seen more, since Eid Al Adha coincided with September 11.
Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (VnCI9)
Duck or chicken shit, diesel oil, and a blasting cap equivalent kicker will go right up... read it my Journalist Zombie Survival Manual and Bundt Cake Recipe Guide...
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Comey supposed head of FbI at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (GYPqZ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (5VD/X)
I'd say "golf clap", but do they let his kind into the country club these days?
Heh.
BTW, congrats J.J. !
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (5UjJX)
G-d forbid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (9P3OG)
Well at least for the first day and 1/2 I will be on Base surrounded by armed guards.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (zp+j1)
In truth, nobody really knows what to do with regards to combating terrorism.
----
Sure
we do. Like in any war, you slaughter the other side until they relent.
For example we could conduct daily nuclear bombardments of practicing
muslim nations until they prove they've abandoned the faith by hanging
all their imams.
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THIS.
Also... outlaw Islam in the USA. Or at least call it a cult.
Close mosques.
Monitor finances of every islamic group.
Make it so that muslims don't want to be here. At all.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (J+eG2)
"Alright, people, stand-by. We're about to release the "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" and "Moby Dick!""
Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (JBggj)
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)
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Seriously why is closing the border to Islamic immigration (even temporarily) such a bad thing to protect the citizens of the Republic?
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (KhJh8)
Any idea of the whereabouts of young Clockmed, boy genius?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (J+eG2)
He's busy inventing the pressure cooker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (1ZOkK)
1. STOP ELECTING IDIOTS (with pictures of Obama and Hillary)
2. HUCK FILLARY
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)
You forgot the assholes who figure that part of living with islam is having terrorist attacks.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (P/kVC)
Can you imagine if this happened and a Republican was in office?
There would be 24/7 SCREAMING from the MSM, politicians and liberals.
Now? Not so much.
/Queen Barry is Teflon
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (tvyXw)
That is the sort of nonsense up with which I shall not put.
Posted by: Winston Bandersnatch Churchill at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (mgbwf)
Awe come on people, get a grip. Yes there were some bombings but it's not like they were "bomb-bombs" or anything....
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (KhJh
It's not. Close the Border to ANYONE who can not be properly vetted AND MONITOR what the fuck is going on in the Mosques here in the USA
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (0mRoj)
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Probably because you are committed to surrendering to islam and forcing the rest of us into chains along side you.
Those of us with a passing knowledge of history would point out how we solved the Barbary pirates, along with the only way anyone has succeeded in curbing islamic expansion.
Posted by: Methos at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (RKJF2)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (Mog7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (5VD/X)
immigration (even temporarily) such a bad thing to protect the citizens
of the Republic?
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (KhJh
Didn't stop the germans and japanese, so why bother now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (P/kVC)
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)
Here's another strategy: Turn up at a blog and behave like a passive-aggressive pinhead, spouting stupid mischaracterizations of what others think and say.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (TOk1P)
Priorities, priorities....
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (Zs4uk)
OT - Vice President Joe Biden says he plans to dedicate his career after politics to cancer research -- and to do so for "as long as I'm alive" -- but ruled out serving in Hillary Clinton's administration should she win the White House this fall.
Early rat deserts a sinking ship?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: starboardhelm at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (hOtJL)
Posted by: Shemp Smith, Dumpster Meister at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (Pby3z)
There is not an Islamic country that is self sufficient, they all use Western Technology, and food...
Iran was batch slapped by the sanctions, even though everyone was cheating on them... stop the flow of goods and services to Islamic countries... and they would fold in a hurry.
Oh.... and between Russia, and the US, with fracking, we have plenty of oil ourselves... so that would not be a real impediment.
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (qf6WZ)
Well at least for the first day and 1/2 I will be on Base surrounded by armed guards.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (zp+j1)
Considering the state of our military, that might include relatives of Nidal Hasan.
Gevalt. Stay safe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (9P3OG)
"Death to the infidels!"
"Would a job and some self respect make you feel better about us?"
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (4ng05)
Police are not 100% successful we should give up on having them out there too.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (XtAzU)
-
From WZ: Hillzebub says Trump's rhetoric "has given aid and comfort" to ISIS.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: chemjeff
---------------
The wrong people are being consulted.
I've some pretty clear, cut & dried ideas on how to combat terrorism and those who practice or preach it - right on these very pages.
Including my own.
You could ask the next 24 yr-old, fresh back from the sandbox combat vet you run into
You may not agree with them, but these ideas are very straightforward and easy to implement. 99,9% chance to be super effective, too.
Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (j1QJp)
immigration (even temporarily) such a bad thing to protect the citizens
of the Republic?
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (KhJh
Because not all Muslims are terrorists?
I'm not arguing against border security, just that it really shouldn't be the only strategy in combating terrorism. That is like having a one-dimensional defense in a football game. It won't work.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (gXKl3)
............
Confesses "Yes. YES! I admit I hid your car keys!"
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)
=====
Don't worry, be happy. We can absorb these hiccups.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (MIKMs)
Given Obamacare.... Cruel and Unusual Punishment?
Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (FVvi+)
--
They were just the guys from Saturday Night Fever. They've been questioned and released.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (+FSld)
Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (jBuUi)
I've pissed off more than one priest pointing this out.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (GYPqZ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (XtAzU)
No one is saying to give up on border security, just that it can't be the only strategy.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (IMdxB)
Apparently, when sucking cock, he has difficulty verbalizing the word "Killed".
And he struggles with 'Murdered" as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203b at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: chemjeff
Nirvana fallacy. You want to know how I know you never took debate in high school?
. Plus, the pure defense strategy is more likely to be injurious to everyone's civil liberties.
No liberties are injured by screening foreigners.
There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.
It's only unclear to idiots.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (B+qrE)
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Acting as a guinea pig?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (TOk1P)
You're arguing with someone who a couple of nights ago was arguing that we should give up our right to self defense to the State...
Lost cause...
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (VnCI9)
Plausible. Many of the stories Islam tells about Jesus come from non-canonical sources such as the Infancy Gospel of Thomas.
Muhammad's relationship to Christianity is bizarre. He speaks well of the gospels ("Injil"), but anyone with eve passing familiarity with their content would realize that Muhammad's teachings are beyond heretical in that sense.
Modern Muslims argue that Christians chose to disbelieve the message of Islam, to the point that they altered the gospels to hide proclamations of Muhammad's coming.
Posted by: Hal at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (9+Yad)
Ummmm, but according to Obama's last SOTU, Biden is actually supposed to be doing that right now.
That's what Obama announced to Congress: he was directing a "moon shot" effort to immediately find a cancer cure, with Biden in charge of it.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Amelia Earhart at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (zp+j1)
Screw vetting. I have no desire to import any muslims, period. I don't give a shit about "vetting". The muslims have 57 muzzie nations to go to. They have no need to come here and we have no desire to have them come here. End of story.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (zc3Db)
The world better take some Pepto because the only way to beat them is to go over there and kill them before they are allowed to come here. I know it's trendy these day to pretend that we hadn't actually won the war in Iraq and were well down the road toward pacifying the country when Obama came into office, pulled the troops, ignored the expansion of ISIS and other terror groups and put immigration from those countries on the front burner, but that actually happened. So yeah, we do know how to stop this, we just lack the will.
It won't just be "neocons" calling for a return to killing them over there before they come here soon. Everyone will once they kill enough of us.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (/tuJf)
When do we get to the Hiroshima Redux chapter?
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (BK3ZS)
It's Snerdley.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (B+qrE)
Same difference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (9P3OG)
temporarily) such a bad thing to protect the citizens of the Republic?
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1. Diversity
2. Closing borders is racist
3. We're bombing their nations, we owe them this
4. Everyone deserves to be American!
5. Muslim men will impregnate white women, who will have lower IQ children, who won't have independent thoughts and will be easy to control.
5. Queen Barry has spent like a drunken sailor on shore leave, and we have no way out of total economic collapse, so if we bring in Muslims and other dangerous illegals, that will set the stage for either an international war or a civil war. That will then lead to a one world government, which is what everyone needs. One world where our every thought and action is monitored and controlled by the government. Oh sweet utopia!
Posted by: the MSM and Libtards Everywhere at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (tvyXw)
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: chemjeff
I think in the end, this is going to be a existential fight. Mainly because the other side has a "kill all the infidels" strategy.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (XzRw1)
How about in 5 minutes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3
First, we all convert to Islam.
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (1ZOkK)
Given Obamacare.... Cruel and Unusual Punishment?
Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (FVvi+)
======================
Only if he has a Bronze-level policy.
Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (kf1Nc)
There's nothing that we can do.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (M+Lyo)
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)
Enforcing EXISTING immigration law would be a start. It seems most of these incidents are from those that would have probably been deported.
I don't recall this level of terrorism happening before ... oh, ...2009.
Or, so.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (5UjJX)
That was too harsh. It's more of a dust-up, really, hardly more than a tete-a-tete.
Posted by: Josh Earnest at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (F1ndw)
I'm not arguing against border security, just that it really shouldn't be the only strategy in combating terrorism. That is like having a one-dimensional defense in a football game. It won't work.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (gXKl3)
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But a lot sympathize with them according to various polls. So instead of invading half the middle east lets just temporarily stop the flow of Muslim immigrants until they can get their own religious fundamentalists under control. I mean this is their problem, not ours.
BTW: What is your strategy?
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (KhJh8)
That's laughable...and also NOT the point, because MOST terrorists are Muslim. And only a brain dead left wing idiot would go out of their way to import hundreds of thousands unvetted and undocumented muslims from a war zone into our Country!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (zp+j1)
So Oma Panzersuit has openly accused Trump of treason. And what do we do with those convicted of same?
Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: IC at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (a0IVu)
ago was arguing that we should give up our right to self defense to the
State...
Lost cause...
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (qf6WZ)
That is just not true. Why must you lie about what I said?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (gXKl3)
Songs.
Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with Korani
When you sing you begin with Ahmad RaMi
Ahmad RaMi, Ahmad RaMi
The first three notes just happen to be
Ahmad RaMi, Ahmad RaM
Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3
First, we all convert to Islam.
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (3myMJ)
Now now, there are other options. Live as dhimmis or die.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (0mRoj)
Where they go upriver and argue philosophy with French colonialists?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (mgbwf)
Eff these people are insane. Leftism truly is a mental disorder.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (GYPqZ)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1801887/ woman-found-tied-up-and-gagged -after-being-raped-and-beaten-by-algerian-migrants-under-paris-landmark/
'EIFFEL TOWER GANG RAPE' Woman 'found tied up and gagged after being raped and beaten by Algerian migrants under Paris landmark'
Move along now, nothing to see here.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (jBuUi)
"Death to the infidels!"
"Would a job and some self respect make you feel better about us?"
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Sorry, you're a bit off. It's:
"Death to the infidels!"
"Would government handouts for life and the ability to commit any crime you want without retribution make you feel better about things in general?"
Posted by: Your Betters at the MSM at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (1ZOkK)
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That must be a war crime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (Nwg0u)
But I am certain that by the end of the day our State Department will have rallied on won the Twitter
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: chemjeff
Who is arguing only for border security?
Name that person.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (V3IFq)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1801887/ woman-found-tied-up-and-gagged -after-being-raped-and-beaten-by-algerian-migrants-under-paris-landmark/
'EIFFEL TOWER GANG RAPE' Woman 'found tied up and gagged after being raped and beaten by Algerian migrants under Paris landmark'
Move along now, nothing to see here.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (jBuUi)
But we shouldn't keep them out, because not all Algerians are rapists.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Senator McVain at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:19 PM (noWW6)
Nope, not a chance. Because the big city is full of people who happily put deBlasio in office.
Posted by: physics geek at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (MT22W)
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)
Two targeted atomic bombs caused Imperial Japan to surrender. You don't think vaporizing Mecca and Medina would cause a few musslemen to think twice?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (jBuUi)
I've pissed off more than one priest pointing this out.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (X6fMO)
My wife has a good friend who is Muslim who invited us to a party a few years ago that was attended predominately by other Muslims. Somehow word got out about my being a Jew and one of the men I got in a conversation with started the "We all worship the same G-d," stuff. I told him emphatically, "No we don't," with a twist of sarcastic chuckle. Needless to say, the party ended for me pretty much at that exact moment.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: IC
fried chicken diet will do that to a man
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (y+Ufa)
Other great thoughts from Chemjeff:
"If I can't screw Kate Upton, what's the point of screwing any woman, cause she won't be 100% as hot?"
"If I can't drink Chateau Lafite 1787, what's the point of drinking any wine, cause it won't be 100% as good?
"If I can't end up looking like Brad Pitt, what's the point of getting in shape at all, cause I'm never gonna get 100% of the chicks he gets."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (fgOnp)
The Administration is pissed that the terrorist get more likes on Facebook than they do.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Barack Hussein at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (F1ndw)
Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (GYPqZ)
Chemjeff, we stop letting in Muslims. Then we deport the muslims already here.
Posted by: M Magoo's at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (Dtao3)
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Just chemjeff's muslim buddies proving their territorial control. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Methos at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (3Liv/)
CNN before the guy was caught--
It's not a bomb.
It's not related to the 5K bomb in New Jersey.
It's not terrorism.
Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (zp+j1)
Name that person.
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A friend of mine who is a Democrat who says he is voting for Trump.
Does not see a wall as a policy issue, just stupid grandstanding from Trump.
Also says Trump has no ideas and no platform, as opposed to Hillary, who is very positive and full of ideas.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3
We are in a generational war that has lasted for centuries with a violent, nihilistic, medieval ideology that seeks our subjugation or death.
You administer as much violence on them, as quickly as possible to make them rethink what they are doing. Not that I am a democracy project advocate, but Islam must be de-Nazified, like we did the Germans after 1945. Must. Be. Done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (/HC6x)
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That must be a war crime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (Nwg0u)
What time should we expect that at?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (Mog7K)
Posted by: chemjeff
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Hold my beer. I'm gonna passive aggressive all over this rest of this thread.
Posted by: guy who lets others hold his beer at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (bsDXW)
Chemjeff wants do nothing and just get used to the terrorism. Just live with it.
Posted by: M Magoo's at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (Dtao3)
Posted by: George LeS at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (Mog7K)
491 Because not all Muslims are terrorists?
That's laughable...and also NOT the point, because MOST terrorists are Muslim. And only a brain dead left wing idiot would go out of their way to import hundreds of thousands unvetted and undocumented muslims from a war zone into our Country!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (zp+j1)
Simpler.... we have freedom of religion in this country, and they have Free Will HERE.
Ergo, they CHOOSE to follow a belief system that is Treasonous to the Constitution, as they CHOOSE to believe that Sharia Law is above Secular Law..... and ACT on it.
Thus they choose treason, by following said belief system.
If they wish to stay, they can change religions.. because as the Supremes said, the Constitution is not a Suicide Pact.
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (qf6WZ)
Islam after its first couple centuries of meteoric conquests has experienced occasional reversions to that explosive time. And it usually requires a Biblical beating down for them to play nice again for a century or two.
cf: 'Chinese' Gordon and Khartoum
The greatest divergence between Islam and Judeo-Christianity does not lie in the heretical Neostorian Christian beliefs that permeate it. Instead the greatest divergence is in Islam Allah is absolutely unknowable/incomprehensible to Man.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (5VD/X)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3
We are in a generational war that has lasted for centuries with a violent, nihilistic, medieval ideology that seeks our subjugation or death.
You administer as much violence on them, as quickly as possible to make them rethink what they are doing. Not that I am a democracy project advocate, but Islam must be de-Nazified, like we did the Germans after 1945. Must. Be. Done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (9P3OG)
Careful there JJ. You might get a viciously exasperated eye roll directed at you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please come back to help us at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (Ky8Iq)
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (c6/9Q)
That isn't what I'm referring to. I'm referring to the types of comments right here who want Islam to be made illegal and all the mosques to be monitored. That is injurious to our freedom of religion, not to mention Fourth Amendment concerns, after all I'm sure some of those individuals visiting mosques are American citizens. That is the type of thing that a pure defense strategy gets us. More *domestic* monitoring, more *domestic* surveillance, more of a security state, for both foreigners AND citizens alike.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (gXKl3)
That's funny. Since you have lied about what others said with your very first comment.
This thread is an excellent example of why you have so thoroughly poisoned the well and people groan when they see your name.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (bMG0w)
..............
If I went in a bathroom and Shep was standing there with a towel over his arm, I'd just crap in the hallway.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (HgMAr)
Chemjeff wants do nothing and just get used to the terrorism. Just live with it.
Posted by: M Magoo's at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (Dtao3)
He is a proponent of the Narrative War... not real War... or even a real fight...
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (qf6WZ)
'EIFFEL TOWER GANG RAPE' Woman 'found tied up and gagged after being raped and beaten by Algerian migrants under Paris landmark'
Move along now, nothing to see here.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (jBuUi)
By all means, let's keep letting the scum into this country, while limiting the Christians fleeing Syria and Iraq. *rage headache*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (1ZOkK)
http://tinyurl.com/hl64fvd
*except for Shep, of course
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (Mog7K)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3
Let in all the Mexicans so there won't be any room for Muslims.
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (Mog7K)
What the hell does that even mean? Vigilant against what- the bogeyman she keeps telling us doesn't exist, yet keeps trying to murder us?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (+YTl9)
Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (GYPqZ)
BULLFUCKINSHIT!
There is a HUGE difference between calling of islam to be illegal, which most people are not doing except tongue in cheek, and monitoring Mosques. If they are inciting violence and treason then it is sure as fuck fair game to monitor them. S
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (3myMJ)
the muslims are sneaking in as mexicans
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (0O7c5)
That isn't what I'm referring to. I'm referring to the types of comments right here who want Islam to be made illegal and all the mosques to be monitored.
Posted by: chemjeff
You're gonna get some serious splinters fucking all those strawmen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (V3IFq)
#2 bs line: some people want a defensive strategy of border security (which won't be 100% effective OR have a fresh lemon scent).
#3: Ignore the shitshow that is INS/ICE/whatever churning out visas months AFTER the 9/11 terrorists kiled 3,000 people and themselves, with oppsie citizenship to people with deportation orders 15 years later.
cue the eye rolling.
Posted by: adverse chemical reaction (boom) at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (326rv)
Pic of him here. on sidewalk, handcuffed after shootout:
https://twitter.com/JBN/status/777889481802280960/photo/1
Captured by citizen journalist.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (jBuUi)
Somebody likes Volkswagens.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (43OZ6)
Who is arguing only for border security?
Name that person.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (V3IFq)
Perhaps no one is per se. But the right has seemingly collectively rejected the neocon idea of invading the world. If we aren't going to fight them over there, then that leaves only defense, does it not?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Winston Churchill, in a dumpster in the White House basement at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (ckvus)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (rwI+c)
Or--"a construction accident".
Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (1ZOkK)
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I'm not afraid. An I am vigilant. But, then again, I'm armed.
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (/m8T6)
You're gonna get some serious splinters fucking all those strawmen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (V3IFq)
See #422 for starters
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (FVvi+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (0O7c5)
Buzzkiller.
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (3myMJ)
Why should you need one to listen to a imam?
Someone please keep the matches and lighters away from all this straw piling up.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (JO9+V)
***
Traditionally the way "terrorism" was dealt with was escalating retaliation.
Generally groups that were weaker in pure military terms would not try this sort of warfare unless they were threatened with extermination because that is what the response would be ultimately from the stronger power.
Frankly, the notion of a weak military power sending individuals to the homeland of a neutral strong power to massacre its civilians should be considered absurd, and would be if we were not hamstrung by political correctness.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Winston Churchill, in a dumpster in the White House basement at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (ckvus)
********************
Ha! All your similes are belonging to US!
Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (fi5nC)
In saner times that would be known as a Propaganda War.
Posted by: TOF at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (ajH0M)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (gXKl3)
lets leave this one to argue with himself, doing a bang-up job, making up arguments and then spinning hard trying to invalidate them
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (c6/9Q)
That isn't what I'm referring to. I'm referring to the types of comments right here who want Islam to be made illegal and all the mosques to be monitored.
Posted by: chemjeff
You're gonna get some serious splinters fucking all those strawmen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (V3IFq)
Better them than me.
Posted by: The Chicken at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (7HtZB)
Because in a narrative fight she has Sid the Kid Blumethal who will shiv you with a nasty leak.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (/HC6x)
it was your assertion. Support it or laugh at it like we are.
Posted by: adverse chemical reaction (boom) at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (326rv)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (KB6If)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (rwI+c)
We shall narrate them on the beaches,
We shall narrate them in the hills and in the streets.
We shall never stop narrating.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (4ng05)
That isn't what I'm referring to. I'm referring to the types of comments right here who want Islam to be made illegal and all the mosques to be monitored.
Posted by: chemjeff
And you said there was no plan.
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (3myMJ)
Jeebus. Outta here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (1ZOkK)
Right behind you....well, not in the literal sense.
Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: chemjeff
Oh, right. It's just time for some virtue signalling from you. Thanks.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (0O7c5)
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If only she'd had a dictionary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (Nwg0u)
It really wasn't that hard.
The guy used a cell phone that linked back to his family's cell phone plan. (according to reddit)
Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (fi5nC)
MIAMI BEACH (CBSMiami) - Three men have been arrested after creating a security scare atop a Miami Beach penthouse.
Mohamed Azab Youssef, 39, Artur Schaback, 28, and Ivan Suhharev, 28, were apprehended by Miami Beach Police Friday, September 17th.
Police said Schaback and Suhharev were witnessed aiming an AR-15 rifle off the penthouse balcony at 1100 Collins Avenue, including Schaback wearing a mask over his face.
They were also taking photos.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (FVvi+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (fi5nC)
High-speed Narratives.
Duh.....
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (5UjJX)
Too many good people sacrificed far too much to get us to where we are today civilization-wise and I refuse to hand over the keys to Western Civilization to a band of muzzies.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (lr0dH)
That's funny. Since you have lied about what others said with your very first comment.
This thread is an excellent example of why you have so thoroughly poisoned the well and people groan when they see your name.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (bMG0w)
That is ridiculous. I have not lied about what any person has said in this thread.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:51 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (jBuUi)
If Muldoon had had been around, the war would have ended in early 1943, thanks to thousands of rounds of deadly puns.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2016 12:51 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 19, 2016 12:51 PM (eEems)
accept being bombed, stabbed, shot or machetteed by disadvantaged, aggrieved and otherwise peaceful (pre Donald trump) Islamic people.
Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:52 PM (GYPqZ)
Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2016 12:52 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 19, 2016 12:52 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 12:52 PM (1d5us)
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2016 12:53 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:53 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 12:53 PM (1d5us)
more bs: invoke neocons, "invading the world" and pretend that the only remaining option is hide behind borders.
it was your assertion. Support it or laugh at it like we are.
What is your third option then?
If we aren't playing offense, then we are playing defense.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:54 PM (gXKl3)
You're arguing with someone who a couple of nights ago was arguing that we should give up our right to self defense to the State...
Lost cause...
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (qf6WZ)
Which is why I don't argue with him. I'm purely of the point at and mock, with contempt phase of interacting with said party.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:54 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 12:53 PM (1d5us)
I thought conjugal visits were a special privilege for model prisoners.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 12:55 PM (1d5us)
Too many good people sacrificed far too much to get us to where we are today civilization-wise and I refuse to hand over the keys to Western Civilization to a band of muzzies.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (lr0dH)
Perhaps, 25% of this country firmly understand that. The rest?
Good luck with that.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:55 PM (5UjJX)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (gXKl3)
Stop that bullshit. Neocons never wanted to "invade the world" to begin with. The neocon mistake was only in thinking that we could civilize the arab world on the cheap.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 12:55 PM (zc3Db)
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Once again what is your plan for stopping Jihadists from raping, beating, and slaughtering infidels? Most Muslims so called "peaceful" Muslims seem to stand by and let it happen, of course with a few boiler plate responses about "not killing innocent people"...where "innocent" being interpreted in the Islamic world as only Muslims. Infidels are not innocent according to the many Muslims for failing to accept Allah and his prophet.
If we let this go on and on, you will end up like Europe. Hirsi Ali said one time that if people like you don't come up with realistic plans to stop Islamic aggression you will end up with two sides in Europe: A hard right European first side vs. Islamic side (I will add their allies in the Communist left). People like you will be squeezed out because in times of mayhem no one is going to worry about subtle things constitutional safe guards and laws anymore.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:56 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Cowboy Trump at September 19, 2016 12:56 PM (1d5us)
Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at September 19, 2016 12:56 PM (2rHWA)
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:57 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (V3IFq)
I see you ignored the rest of my comment.
If there is no stomach for the neocon strategy, then what else is left?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:57 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Hemingway, Novelist-in-Chief at September 19, 2016 12:58 PM (m6qV1)
All muslims may not be terrorists, but damn near all terrorists are muslim.
And we don't need to kill them all. Just enough to put fear into the core of tear being.
Let's start with any known adherant of jihad. You kill my son? I kill you and every single member of your family. Extended family, even. Women, children, grandfathers. Every single one. Eliminate the entire bloodline.
Then I bulldoze the cinderblock hovel you call a home.
Was. Rinse. Repeat.
Until the message is received.
Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:58 PM (j1QJp)
I admit I don't have a plan myself. I don't like any of the options on the table at the moment.
The leftist strategy is ridiculous. The neocon strategy is not politically possible. The pure defense strategy won't be successful and will wind up injuring our civil rights.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:00 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click here for deplorable stuff at September 19, 2016 01:00 PM (FrMyu)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:57 PM (gXKl3)
Now that gives me an idea.
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 01:01 PM (3myMJ)
Extended family, even. Women, children, grandfathers. Every single one.
Eliminate the entire bloodline.
No. That's not honorable, that is against the rules of war, we didn't even devolve to that level of brutality when fighting the Nazis.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:01 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (afzAq)
I'm pretty sure it involves a lot of biting, scratching, and hair pulling.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 19, 2016 01:02 PM (wKcQA)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (gXKl3)
OK, OK, border security, plus nuking the living shit out of every muzzie holy site.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 01:03 PM (Bvr/A)
Beautiful. Absolute perfection.
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please come back to help us at September 19, 2016 01:04 PM (Ky8Iq)
If we aren't playing offense, then we are playing defense.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:54 PM (gXKl3)
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That is because the last time we played "offense" we did nothing to correct the main problem...Islamic Theocracy. In fact we made it worse by removing secular dictators whose greed was a check on Islamic governance.
Most Americans have no stomach for such mistakes again. Until we admit the real problems with Islam there is no need to waste more money and soldiers on that part of the world.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 01:04 PM (KhJh8)
I hate to break it to them, but we've all taken the red pill: this shit is real.
Posted by: Brown Line at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (667Qv)
nuking the living shit out of every muzzie holy site.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 01:03 PM (Bvr/A)
That is not going to happen.
So now what?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (gXKl3)
Example:
"I ordered the 72 Virgin Bucket Special but when I got home found that there were only 64 virgins in the bucket, 8 less than expected. When I took them back to complain I was told that due to an increase in suicide bombings over the past month there was a worldwide shortage of virgins and was offered a pair of nubile young goats instead. Took the goats home and it quickly became apparent that they weren't even virgins."
Funny, but I'm sure you guys could do better.
Posted by: chappy at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (eqD/G)
No. That's not honorable, that is against the rules of war, we didn't even devolve to that level of brutality when fighting the Nazis.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:01 PM (gXKl3)
Its apparent you have never been to War... there is no honor in War... there are no Laws in War...
And if you try to hobble yourself with those concepts.... or even worse hobble OTHERS with your concepts while you sit safe bitching about how they fight... while they put their lives on the line to protect your very ability to bitch...
/ragestroke...
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (qf6WZ)
again. Until we admit the real problems with Islam there is no need to
waste more money and soldiers on that part of the world.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 01:04 PM (KhJh
What are the "real problems with Islam"? Do you want to overthrow every Islamic theocracy?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:06 PM (gXKl3)
Andrea Mitchell is asking Gov Cuomo for his thoughts for the Muslim "friends and neighbors" in this country.
Geez Louise.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 19, 2016 01:07 PM (F5hTl)
Extended family, even. Women, children, grandfathers. Every single one.
Eliminate the entire bloodline.
No. That's not honorable, that is against the rules of war, we didn't even devolve to that level of brutality when fighting the Nazis.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:01 PM (gXKl3)
The only honorable way to fight a war is to win it. When you are fighting a tribalist culture then you have to hit them in a way they understand - tribally.
And, BTW, we certainly did do such in WWII. We firebombed entire cities - which included whole families and such. We threatened the Japanese with total annihilation and started carrying it out. That is how wars are fought and won, successfully.
There are no "rules of war". If there were, there wouldn't be any wars, since war is one side trying to impose its own rules on the other.
Sheesh.. Get a clue, jeff.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:07 PM (zc3Db)
So, as an aside, do you think soldiers during war should have free license to do anything at all to prosecute the war? If not, then wouldn't placing restrictions on their conduct during wartime be "hobbling" them?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:08 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:08 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 01:08 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:08 PM (gXKl3)
I've answered all of your questions over and over and over.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:09 PM (zc3Db)
You go ahead and be honorable. I'll put flowers on your grave every birthday.
Me? I'll stick with being a ruthless SOB until the rapings, beheadings, bombings, torture, etc cease.
Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:11 PM (PEWoI)
Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 01:11 PM (1d5us)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:09 PM (zc3Db)
So you believe there should be no restrictions set by their commanders on what soldiers are allowed to do during war?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:11 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: Afroman at September 19, 2016 01:12 PM (cA+Bz)
The leftist strategy is ridiculous. The neocon strategy is not politically possible. The pure defense strategy won't be successful and will wind up injuring our civil rights.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:00 PM (gXKl3)
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But letting in more Muslims will cause us to lose all of our civil rights...one way or the other. So you need to make a choice.
If you don't have a plan, stop critiquing others about their plan.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 01:12 PM (KhJh8)
Hmm, weren't the Nazis in bed with the Islamics?
Posted by: An Observation at September 19, 2016 01:14 PM (WXf1C)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:11 PM (gXKl3)
Oy.
There are no restrictions on the Commander In Chief on how he wants to prosecute a war.
The only war crime is losing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:14 PM (zc3Db)
But letting in more Muslims will cause us to lose all of our civil rights...one way or the other. So you need to make a choice.
Only if you insist on believing the fallacy that Muslims are terrorists who want to kill us.
And just to be clear, I don't favor importing Muslims for some gauzy multi-culti bullshit reason. I am simply not in favor of banning Muslims *because they are Muslims*. If there's good reason to stop a particular individual from coming here, Muslim or not, then don't let them in. That will likely mean a preponderance of people stopped from entering will be Muslim. That is fine.
If you don't have a plan, stop critiquing others about their plan.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 01:12 PM (KhJh
Umm no, I think I still have the right to criticize other peoples' plans even if I don't have one of my own.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:15 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 19, 2016 01:16 PM (RKJF2)
So now what?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (gXKl3)
It will happen, eventually, because the moral cowardice of those who think like you will leave us with no other choice to survive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 01:16 PM (Bvr/A)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 19, 2016 01:17 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 01:17 PM (lqyN3)
Posted by: chemjeff
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Islam is a seventh century death cult. Based on the teachings of a child raping murderer.
No - nobody wants to overthrow any Islamic theocracy. Kill the savages in place until they learn to live with the rest of the world in peace.
Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:17 PM (PEWoI)
The only war crime is losing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:14 PM (zc3Db)
I asked if there *should be* restrictions, not on what the status quo is.
Is there any technique or practice that you think a soldier should not be permitted to perform in the conduct of a war? Any at all?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:18 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: V the K at September 19, 2016 01:19 PM (O7MnT)
So, that's where we went wrong. Still having trouble locating that missing terrorist wife.
Posted by: Comey at September 19, 2016 01:20 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: guy who lets others hold his beer at September 19, 2016 01:21 PM (bsDXW)
cowardice of those who think like you will leave us with no other choice
to survive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 01:16 PM (Bvr/A)
The act of cowardice is to annihilate an entire group of people because you cannot be bothered to punish the guilty separately from sparing the innocent.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:22 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:22 PM (gXKl3)
First of all, it is never our job to determine who is guilty or innocent in other countries. That's the whole bit about national sovereignty and that sort of shit.
Secondly, in war it is impossible to even have an inkling of who is "guilty" and who is "innocent". You just like imagining bullshit that you have no way of carrying out or even explaining in any reasonable way.
Thirdly, you are saying that the Allies in WWII were cowards. You understand that, right? You are also saying that America has been a cowardly nation since we instituted our strategic defense policy of Mutually Assured Destruction, which threatens to incinerate every single man, woman, child and pet of the enemy.
You are stating that America is, and has been, a cowardly nation. Think about that. Maybe you want to revise your childish ideas a bit?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:27 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:33 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:33 PM (gXKl3)
Posted by: The Garbone at September 19, 2016 01:34 PM (9KECb)
Posted by: geoffb5 at September 19, 2016 01:36 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 01:45 PM (lqyN3)
Posted by: undocumented illegal narrative at September 19, 2016 02:01 PM (e8kgV)
"If you see something, say something."
(Unless it's politically incorrect. Then shut up and sit down!)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 19, 2016 02:08 PM (EnGQE)
Like Don Quixote he sees himself on a noble quest - in his case to inform ignorant peasants (the rest of us) of the world as it actually exists - and not as we mistakenly see it.
Posted by: An Observation at September 19, 2016 02:16 PM (WXf1C)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 19, 2016 02:19 PM (nQHw/)
Even if you vet Muslims, they will have some level of predisposition to jihad. The Orlando shooter was 2nd generation "American". There more Muslims we have here, the more jihadis we'll get. You cannot escape the math. Look at Europe.
Instead we are told that we must abide by this happy-clappy multiculturalism bullshit as the bodies pile up - repeating the lie that all cultures are equal and assimilatable into our own. All this because why? It makes white liberals feel good and helps them win elections? Fuck that shit.
Posted by: crrr6 (hotair refugee) at September 19, 2016 02:32 PM (s9KBB)
Posted by: Landru at September 19, 2016 02:47 PM (tf1Uv)
Posted by: cn at September 19, 2016 03:05 PM (Dv3kg)
With a name like that, you know they aren't Americans.
When I saw huge American flags waving at a gas station in CA I think "Egyptian."
Posted by: PJ at September 19, 2016 04:22 PM (cHuNI)
How many dead Americans will we put up with?
The Terrorist Obama strikes again.
Posted by: average American at September 19, 2016 04:30 PM (O8aJE)
Up next: it is all America's fault for bullying, which leads to making pipe bombs and various IED's with pressure cookers. It is all your fault. As Hillary says, millions are here peacefully. ::cough::
Well, 1 in 5 of these peaceful barbarians support Isis. So there's that, Hilz.
Sweden is deporting 80,000 of their barbarians. Perhaps we should take notes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 19, 2016 05:20 PM (Cx8BK)
Posted by: Marky - Mark Antony at September 19, 2016 05:24 PM (j1Wvr)
655 I am not on the "Deport all of them" train but am thinking "No more can come in" is not that bad of an idea. Then again I not that much of a pro immigration guy. I think very strict controls like New Zealand would be nice, Native Americans had a open immigration policy, did not work for them.
Hi to The Garbone,
We (ie NZ) are taking them in unfortunately.They are vetted, but we do have problems. The door is open and NZ must shut it. Our SJWs are the same as in the US albeit slightly less vocal and more easily mocked. We have a chance as an island nation to stop the infection, but it is possibly already too late.
Posted by: NZ Frank at September 19, 2016 06:32 PM (bgJ0E)
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