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Bombing Suspect Charles James Wolcott Captured After Shootout in New Jersey

Sorry, I mispelled the suspect's name -- his name is Ahmed Khan Rahami.

He shot one cop in the hand and the other in the chest (though that bullet was stopped by the policeman's vest).

Josh Earnest, When Asked If We're Letting In Muslim Immigrants Without Enough Scrutiny: "We're in a Narrative Fight with ISIL." Oh grand. So much more civilized than a real fight.

Sean Davis has some thoughts too.


Earnest’s comments come after a weekend of narrative violence across the U.S. A pipe narrative exploded in a garbage can near a Marine Corps race in New Jersey. In New York City, a separate narrative blast injured 29 people on Saturday. Law enforcement authorities believe the same wicked wordsmith was responsible for both narrative explosions. On Saturday evening, another vicious narrative stabbed nine people at a mall in St. Cloud, Minnesota. That word terrorist was finally stopped by an NRA-certified concealed carry instructor’s sick burns and also multiple rounds from the instructor’s personal sentence pistol.

The weekend’s narrative violence is unfortunately nothing new for Americans. Last June, a lone narrator shot up a night club in Orlando, killing 49 people and wounding 53 others. In December of 2015, two radical Islamic poets killed 14 people and seriously injured 22 others in a war of narratives at a special needs health center in San Bernardino, California.

Posted by: Ace at 11:40 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:41 AM (kf1Nc)

2 It's so refreshing and anti-Islamophobic when the suspects are not named Mohammad.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (MHGhr)

3 Charles James Wolcott

So it WAS a Trump supporter ...

Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (DofIg)

4 Captured and force fed bacon?

Posted by: Naturalfake at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (1COlc)

5 Top 10?

Posted by: Karmic Justice at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (O4YGa)

6 Second in the hearts of his countrymen after algore...

Posted by: George Washington at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (fgOnp)

7 A Goat Fucker?

Well, I never...

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (5GQXr)

8 Will New Yorkers be more disposed to vote for Trump, with this fresh bombing on their backyards? Or will they double down on virtue signalling?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 19, 2016 11:42 AM (FQKBL)

9 Trump's fault. Or is it Bush? I forget.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (kTF2Z)

10 Lone wolf or crazy?

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable & loving it! at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (NOIQH)

11 You wingnuts say you respect the free practice of religion! Well, at the Religion of Peace you are expected to either drop a few alms in the poorbox or a bomb in a dumpster. Didn't you ever study comparative religion?

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (kf1Nc)

12 Hello all - I may be facing a very interesting situation where a VIP (VERY VIP) will be unable to make public appearances because of a neurological disease. Basically, they want to be able to run the VIP for office without anyone finding out she has advanced Parkinson's Disease even though she is prone to seizures, freezing up and flopping to the ground.

Does anyone have experience with something like this, and/or suggestions on how this might be accomplished?

Posted by: posted on Reddit at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (fgOnp)

13 >>Trump's fault. Or is it Bush? I forget.


Trump's. Said so in my presser this a.m.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (NOIQH)

14 It is raining here in NC for the first time in a while, so I can spare enough water to waterboard him. Can some one look up the wetland criteria so we know when to stop?

Posted by: San Fran Marketing Team at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (s0VSd)

15 It's Trumps fault because of his hateful rhetoric

The MSM

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (O2RFr)

16 Islam is peace!!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!111!!!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (qJhUV)

17 But only some Muslims are actively killing Americans. The rest just want to kill us. And there better not be any reprisals!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (WDg5t)

18 2 It's so refreshing and anti-Islamophobic when the suspects are not named Mohammad.

--

You can't specll Mohammed with Ahmed.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (Om16U)

19 Probably Amish with a name change to throw us off the scent!

Posted by: Reality bites at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (OHyiF)

20 "Who knew Rahami was a Lutheran-Amish name?" - Katie 'Crack-addled Chipmunk' Couric

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (5VD/X)

21 He shot one cop in the hand and the other in the chest (though that bullet was stopped by the policeman's vest).





Barry: The police acted stupidly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (493sH)

22 Charles James Wolcott.

Three names.

You know who else has three names?

Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Posted by: Naturalfake at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (1COlc)

23 Quick, let's let more Muslims in before we lose our chance!

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (5GQXr)

24 Trump's fault. Or is it Bush? I forget.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (kTF2Z)


Nah, it's that fucking Tea Party....

Posted by: IRS at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (5UjJX)

25 Muslim Activists Lives Matter

Posted by: chin puller at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (bsDXW)

26 Send him to Gitmo for enhanced interrogation. Start with breaking his toes, then shallow incisions along his Achilles' tendons. If he doesn't talk, then start getting nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)

27 He shot one cop in the hand and the other in the chest (though that bullet was stopped by the policeman's vest).

Posted by: Ace at 11:40 AM

Vest made of hemp.

Legalize it!

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (afzAq)

28 Barry sounded bored to tears in his presser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (1ZOkK)

29 Charles James Wolcott, III. Cotty to his prep school buddies.

Posted by: Tuna at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (wt0kN)

30 I heard it he was caught because he used really nice bags that the homeless would take.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (dKiJG)

31 Normally it would have been me who got the bastard. But not this time! I was there with her, and it was Hillary; She got him.

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (/m8T6)

32 I've just seen this, but there are apparently accusations that Twitter is working to suppress the hashtag #zombieHillary after her near comatose press conference on the bombings late last night.



There are pictures and video of her looking like hell.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (MHGhr)

33
Bombing Suspect Charles James Wolcott....




George Prescott Hammoud.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (kdS6q)

34 Charles James Wolcott... is he the guy with the ocecats?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (TOk1P)

35 OT, a missive from my liberal friend, the next in a series of letters to the editors of the NY Times. Submitted without further comment:

"Trump, Grand Wizard Of Birtherism" - Charles M. Blow - September 19, 2016

Why are we even talking about the birther issue anymore? Because it matters. It matters that Donald Trump, under enormous pressure, and without even a hint of an apology to the president or the country, finally accepted the fact that Barack Obama was born in the U.S. Without admitting he started the movement, Trump still had the audacity to state that he "finished it". Trump then suggested, in another of his, "people have said", statements, that Hillary Clinton actually started the birther movement. The mountain of lies Trump has erected over the past 15 months makes Everest look like an ant hill. Most sane Americans see through the veil of Trump's bogus, bigoted, bloviating and braindead campaign, as does most of our allies, but his supporters seem to gain strength from each new Trump lie like Popeye after eating a can of spinach. Donald J. Trump could not qualify to shine Barack Obama's shoes, much less inherit his desk in the Oval Office.

Posted by: slash buzz at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (YseGW)

36 Rahami's an old Scottish name.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (1ZOkK)

37 In Minn. the crazy Governor has warned people against any reprisals against those poor Somalis....People of peace...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

38 Que the CAIR "backlash" anguish in 4,3,2,1...

Posted by: The Deplorable GasperGoo at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (s9DTK)

39 Must've been radicalized Amish.

Posted by: Sam In Va at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (bNi5D)

40 Are they going to shoot her up with cocaine during commercial breaks during the debates?

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (VNUDt)

41 Ahmed?...shocked face.

Posted by: billygoat at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (Hmagm)

42 Anyone else wondering why he decided to be taken alive? About to hear more about the oppression of the Muslim?

Posted by: RedDish at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (5eXg1)

43 Golly ! What a surprise ! Whodathunkit ?

Posted by: deplorable_sock_rat_eez_now_with_miracle_ingredient_irredeemability_! at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (Z8DIA)

44 Kinda wonder what they are teaching at Jihadi school these days. I pass those dumpsters pretty frequently. No internal framing so the walls are necessarily made of thick steel. This would cause the explosion to be formed up, not out. If Charles J. had left the package in front of the dumpster, whoa!

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (kf1Nc)

45 The problem with Lone Wolves is that they hunt in Packs.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (5GQXr)

46 Crap. I hate it when they take them alive. Then they have rights and shit.

Posted by: Trouser Trout in a Barrel at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (8Dorb)

47 In doing so, investigators believe they inadvertently disabled the explosive, sources said. That allowed investigators to examine the cellphone attached to the bomb intact and discover that it was connected to the family of Rahami.

From there, they were able to identify pictures on social media of Rahami's family and of him, and they matched one of his photos to surveillance footage captured in Manhattan.

They also found a website where Rahami allegedly posted jihadist missives, sources said.


... of course, this means that his motivations will never be understood.

Posted by: undocumented white hat at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (e8kgV)

48 Common-sense bomb laws would have stopped this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (9mTYi)

49 Vest made of hemp.

Legalize it!
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (afzAq)


*turns on monitor wipers*

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (5UjJX)

50 The police union just endorsed Trump I believe, so can we say this was a Deplorable who got the Lutheran bastard?

Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (/m8T6)

51 28
Barry sounded bored to tears in his presser.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (1ZOkK)
he had to praise the pigs....i mean police....the blm won't be happy.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (0O7c5)

52
Because I really cant let shit go and I have to have the last word.


http://tinyurl.com/hmbq3sx

http://tinyurl.com/hm5jsmq


Totally safe and innocuous for work.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (8XRCm)

53 26 Send him to Gitmo for enhanced interrogation. Start with breaking his toes, then shallow incisions along his Achilles' tendons. If he doesn't talk, then start getting nasty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)

Like releasing 1000s of South American Army Ants into his rectum.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (afzAq)

54 And Fox felt the need to put Sheppy on for his brilliant insight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (1ZOkK)

55 We'll keep fighting ISIS, Fox News and Donald Trump; àmericans can't give into fear or vote Republican.

Now, watch this drive!

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (GYPqZ)

56 It's so refreshing and anti-Islamophobic when the suspects are not named Mohammad.

The suspect's father is named Muhammed (really).

So, got it covered.

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (3myMJ)

57 Regarding today's shootings, I think it's outrageous that Donald Trump would say that people were shot before all the facts are in. Simply deplorable.

Posted by: Illary Clinton at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (ssBXI)

58 Good.
1 down...about 1.2 billion to go.
Oh wait, he'll be granted clemency because of all the mean shit Trump said about him.
Never mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (r65B3)

59 Charles James Wolcott was driven by racist hate.

Ahmed Khan Rahami most probably had mental health issues.

Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (Zs4uk)

60 Were anyone's ocecats harmed?

Posted by: ejo at September 19, 2016 11:48 AM (il4FI)

61 >>If Charles J. had left the package in front of the dumpster, whoa!


It certainly would have altered our National Tapestry...
instead of providing proof that Arabs are amongst the dumbest of all the inbred peoples.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (5GQXr)

62 "Who knew Rahami was a Lutheran-Amish name?" - Katie 'Crack-addled Chipmunk' Couric

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 11:44 AM (5VD/X)


Mini-Marshmallows.

Shrapnel.

QED.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (5UjJX)

63 Shemp should obsess over another K storm in the Atlantic - Karl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (5VD/X)

64 Pope says if we want to stop this we have to let in more of him.

Posted by: JPS at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (5drja)

65 damned Lutherans getting uppity again.. President Trump will take care of 'em!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (so+oy)

66 Were these bombs registered ?

Posted by: undocumented Dimmi at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (e8kgV)

67 barry is going to have to set up sharia court so rahami can be tried by his pack of lone wolf jihadi peers

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (0O7c5)

68 A few jihadi here, a few jihadi there, and suddenly you are talking about real jihadi.

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (kf1Nc)

69 Crap. I hate it when they take them alive. Then they have rights and shit.
Posted by: Trouser Trout
-------------

Which reminds me. Anyone heard anything about Bowe Bergdahl lately? This 'investigation' has gone on longer than The Warren Commission. Why, it's almost as if there is a cover-up going on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (9mTYi)

70 Pic of him here. on sidewalk, handcuffed after shootout:

https://twitter.com/JBN/status/777889481802280960/photo/1

Captured by citizen journalist.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (jBuUi)

71 Why so much hatred for trashcans and pressure cookers?

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (VNUDt)

72 You say "tomato" I say "jihadi."

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (kf1Nc)

73 Anyone else wondering why he decided to be taken alive?

The cops need more range time?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (qJhUV)

74 Pope says if we want to stop this we have to let in more of him.

Posted by: JPS at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (5drja)



What's the population of the Vatican?


I bet he's got room for a few.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (TOk1P)

75 Carried over from previous thread, with modifications:

581 AHMAD KHAN RAHAMI: Death to America! I pledge loyalty to ISIS and regret only that I did not become a martyr in the struggle against the Great Satan!

REPORTER: So you're saying Donald Trump made you do it?

AKR: No! No! I exist to kill infidels! Allah willing, Islam will control the world!

REPORTER: What is it that Donald Trump said that set you off, specifically?

AKR: I KEEL YOU!

REPORTER: Ah, so it WAS Trump!

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 19, 2016 11:29 AM (RD7QR)

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (RD7QR)

76 "He shot one cop in the hand and the other in the chest (though that bullet was stopped by the policeman's vest).



Posted by: Ace at 11:40 AM"

This wouldn't have happened if we had more gun control like every other advanced country..

Posted by: Things Obama Wanted To Say at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (1BQGO)

77 Were these bombs registered ?
Posted by: undocumented Dimmi
-----------

Probably slipped through the Bomb Show Loophole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (9mTYi)

78 Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and a jihadi.

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (kf1Nc)

79 In Minn. the crazy Governor has warned people against any reprisals against those poor Somalis....People of peace...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (O2RFr)



Has he talked about sensible knife control laws?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (493sH)

80 Oktoberfest bomber John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (IqV8l)

81 So, he did all three bombings? NJ race, NYC and NJ transport?
J ust checking; losing track o fwhat Peace Muslim did what/when to k*ll infidels.

/so, how long before the government says that this guy wants to go by the sname of Charles James Wolcott, and from now on, we MUST refer to him using that name? Because... tolerance?

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (tvyXw)

82 Seriously though Hillary did blame Trump for causing this sort of thing... Said it was his hateful rhetoric that is a recruiting tool... See before trump they were all peaceful..

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

83 look, i was just trying to build some clocks and it didn't work out so i just threw them away.

Posted by: Charles James Wolcott at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (PNcou)

84 They were pipe bombs. Angry at his plumber, maybe? On that note, it is probably a good time to talk about common-sense pipe regulations.

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (VNUDt)

85 Cops got shot? Wait -- how are supposed to feel about this???!!!???

Posted by: Precious Snowflake, Kneeling at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (ssBXI)

86 Yeah, I hate it too when I make a typo.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (zoehZ)

87 Ace told me open restaurant. Big hit, he said. Everyone loves Afghan food, Ace said.

Ace is a veddy bad man. A veddy bad man!

Posted by: Ahmed Khan Rahami at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (fgOnp)

88 Charles James Wolcott... is he the guy with the ocecats?
=============

Close. That would be James Wolcott.

Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (JBggj)

89 I'll leave it to the FbI to provide the details, seeing as I have a 12:30 tee time

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (GYPqZ)

90
*burps, farts, falls over spasmodically*

That's Trumps fault.

Posted by: Hillary at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (ODxAs)

91 Annnnd, of course, mass-stabber in Minnesota is a...(wait for it)... Muslim Somali immigrant:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/19/us/minnesota-mall-stabbing/

"The man who stabbed nine people at a Minnesota mall before an off-duty police officer fatally shot him has been identified as 22-year-old Dahir A. Adan, federal law enforcement sources and two Somali community leaders who are in contact with Adan's family said Monday."

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (jBuUi)

92 Of course, Aluminum press cookers have the problem of

Warps easily
Susceptible to stains
Develops pits and other blemishes easily
Not very strong
Not very durable

Posted by: undocumented Dimmi at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (e8kgV)

93
The problem with Lone Wolves is that they hunt in Packs.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2016 11:46 AM (5GQXr)
=====Okay, that merited a spew. Good thing I have a keyboard cover.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

94 his name is Ahmed Khan Rahami

-

Doesn't sound Lutheran; maybe Presbyterian

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 19, 2016 11:51 AM (7ZVPa)

95 Wow. Acts of man made disaster in 3 blue states by immigrant Muslims with none using a gun .... you know who this helps?

That's right - Hillary!

Posted by: Jen Rubin at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (bsDXW)

96 Anyone else wondering why he decided to be taken alive?

The cops need more range time?





Using 9mm instead of .45 acp?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (KB6If)

97 I was really kind of hoping the 'gay bomber' article in the morning news dump was correct. Terrorism could have used a brief facelift since it's sadly getting so routine.



Some glitter, maybe some catchy background music, some choreography, news reports of a white suspect in a 1980s Elton John costume....




Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (MHGhr)

98 turn in you flip phones and small cooking appliances for $$$$

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (0O7c5)

99 Saw the twitter photo of Rahami on the sidewalk and had a quick little flashback to Grammie H's curbal misadventure on 9/11. Almost an identical pose.

Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (wPiJc)

100 Like releasing 1000s of South American Army Ants into his rectum.
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:47 AM (afzAq)


Everybody blames us for that shit. Da fuq?

Posted by: Marabunta Local 4783 at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (5UjJX)

101 I actually heard an old lady say (loudly enough so all could hear her brilliance)

At breakfast this morning that

"This Muslim violence is all Trump's fault."

Who knew Trump wrote the Quran?

I felt like saying something but ...meh, she looked like death on a walker not unlike her hero Hillary

I doubt she'll be around much longer

Posted by: Naturalfake at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (1COlc)

102 Anyone else wondering why he decided to be taken alive?

The cops need more range time?


Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 11:50 AM (qJhUV)

taking him alive is a plus

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (c6/9Q)

103 Someone obviously didn't tell Ahmad that there are laws in New Jersey against possessing explosives and there are very severe penalties.

Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (/m8T6)

104 71 Why so much hatred for trashcans and pressure cookers?
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (VNUDt)

He hates these trash cans!

/Navin R. Johnson

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (0mRoj)

105 70
Pic of him here. on sidewalk, handcuffed after shootout:



https://twitter.com/JBN/status/777889481802280960/photo/1



Captured by citizen journalist.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (jBuUi)

Shouldn't there be a red spot just above his nose? You know, where the .308 went in?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Deplorably at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (jxbfJ)

106
And Fox felt the need to put Sheppy on for his brilliant insight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Well, if there's one man who's intimately familiar with the late activities amidst the Jersey riverside warehouses and truck lots...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (kdS6q)

107 We are doing everything reasonable to fight ISIS - have you not seen our tweets?

Posted by: Soon to be Unemployable Josh Earnest at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (bsDXW)

108 You'll be hearing from my lawyers!!!

Posted by: Charles James Wolcott at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (LdMbv)

109 Looks like this fellow mistook bomb making directions for pressure cooker food preparation instructions. So we don't see intent here.

Director Comey

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (3myMJ)

110 Boy, I wish a had a nickel for each bomb that a jihadi leaves behind! Actually, just a nickel for each bomb that bombs! (har-de-har none of you got that joke!)

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (kf1Nc)

111 Have the CAIR held a presser decrying the discrimination and backlash and how theirs is the religion of peace yet? If I actually said what I think about them, I'll be banned for sure.

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

112 Also.. two more muslim holidays on the calendar before the election: Oct. 3 and 10.

/just sayin'

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (tvyXw)

113
Is this the nude gay bomber thread? Was he wearing a hat? A bomber hat?

Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (V2lJs)

114 so, how long before the government says that this guy wants to go by the sname of Charles James Wolcott, and from now on, we MUST refer to him using that name? Because... tolerance?




He now wants to go by the name of Charlene Wolcott.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (KB6If)

115
Anyone else wondering why he decided to be taken alive?

The cops need more range time?

Using 9mm instead of .45 acp?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (KB6If)








If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to get a rise out of people.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (xxSK3)

116 101 I actually heard an old lady say (loudly enough so all could hear her brilliance)

At breakfast this morning that

"This Muslim violence is all Trump's fault."

Who knew Trump wrote the Quran?

I felt like saying something but ...meh, she looked like death on a walker not unlike her hero Hillary

I doubt she'll be around much longer
Posted by: Naturalfake at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (1COlc)

Trump's over 1300 years old?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (0mRoj)

117 9 >> Trump's fault. Or is it Bush? I forget.

Yes.

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (gyKtp)

118 Motivation? Anyone?

Guess we'll nenever know

Posted by: Pj at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (OHyiF)

119 Anyone else wondering why he decided to be taken alive?

---

i didn't feel lucky

Posted by: Jihadi punk at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (PNcou)

120 >>Seriously though Hillary did blame Trump for causing this sort of
thing... Said it was his hateful rhetoric that is a recruiting tool...
See before trump they were all peaceful..


So the next time there's a police shooting - policeman shooting a suspect - we can blame #BLM's harsh rhetoric, right? They denounce the police, so that inspires them to shoot more. If we apply Hillary's logic...

Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (NOIQH)

121
Have the CAIR held a presser decrying the discrimination and backlash
and how theirs is the religion of peace yet? If I actually said what I
think about them, I'll be banned for sure.
--

Yep. Yesterday. Story is on JihadWatch.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (tvyXw)

122 On that note, it is probably a good time to talk about common-sense pipe regulations.


*****


"Legalize 'em!" /Gary Johnson

Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (wPiJc)

123 So; one of O'Choom's super vetted muzzies that the FBI said could not be vetted. Will they hold the head of ICE accountable for all the crimes committed by these "super vetted" cult followers?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (mpXpK)

124 32 I've just seen this, but there are apparently accusations that Twitter is working to suppress the hashtag #zombieHillary after her near comatose press conference on the bombings late last night.

There are pictures and video of her looking like hell.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel


The two adjectival phrases the best describe her appearance last night are

"like death warmed over"
or
"ashen and cadaverous."

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (jBuUi)

125 118
Motivation? Anyone?



Guess we'll nenever know

Posted by: Pj at September 19, 2016 11:53 AM (OHyiF)


It truly is the greatest modern day mystery.....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (MHGhr)

126 #bringbackourgirls

#preferablynotinbodybagsplease

Posted by: President Choom's wife at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (GYPqZ)

127 Drudge has a link to the Daily Mail saying this yahoo sued the police for persecuting him because he is a Muslim. So is Clock Boy going to be setting off a bomb soon?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (FQKBL)

128 I haven't seen the commercials yet, but I'm pretty sure these events will lead to Donald Trump burning down black churches and dragging black men behind his limo.

It just goes in cycles.

Like every four years.

Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2016 11:54 AM (Zs4uk)

129 The Minnesota shooter is mostly being ignored.

There may be no connection to the NY/NJ bomber, which isn't a good thing. Might mean the pace of random terror shit is just going up.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (r1fLd)

130 With Obama and the left, it is always about the messaging, the narrative, the spin, and the lies.

The big lie in vogue right now is that the goat eaters are persecuted. Oh, and ISIL (they want that L there and will never ever give it up) is bad, but losing.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (U6f54)

131 >> It's so refreshing and anti-Islamophobic when the suspects are not named Mohammad.

If it's any consolation, his dad AND brother are both named Mohammad.

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (gyKtp)

132 Someone needs to tell these ass hats, "Don't bring a narrative to a gun fight!"

Posted by: LouisianaLightning at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (jxoel)

133 "Motivation anyone? Bueller?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (5VD/X)

134 What the Fuck is a Narrative Fight?

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (afzAq)

135 Wants to be called Charlene Jane Wolcott.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (IqV8l)

136 Test

Posted by: Lauren at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (tDv6R)

137 This muzzie violence is all trumps fault. Everyone knows that if you speak ill of the ROP its gonna get you killed.

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (VNUDt)

138 Did the chief of police in Linden just say the bomber used an automatic handgun?

Posted by: no good deed at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (/O5Ax)

139 I noticed Barry praised the FBI more than once.

Where's Orlando Terror Boy's wife again??

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (1ZOkK)

140 The cop was wounded by a narrative bullet fired from a narrative gun.

Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (JBggj)

141 It's a damned shame Rahami didn't die of lead poisoning. Now we'll have to pay for his existence and he'll obtain a platform to spew his radical Amish views.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (Agn5J)

142 Weren't there three suspects on camera? Have they caught the other two?

Posted by: Lauren at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (tDv6R)

143 Narrative is RAAAACISSSSSSSTT

Posted by: prog at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (bsDXW)

144 Sounds to me like that's one mooslim who needs to retire. Or to be retired.

Posted by: Rick Deckard at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (Cz4hX)

145 Did the chief of police in Linden just say the bomber used an automatic handgun?
Posted by: no good deed at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (/O5Ax)

-----

Recoil is a bitch.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (8XRCm)

146 Probably slipped through the Bomb Show Loophole

^^win^^

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (SeD0w)

147 Will the Trump campaign have the discipline to not step on this gift?

Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (FVvi+)

148
Judging from the picture of this terrorist, he doesn't seem to be paying attention to Ace's Monday Medical Monitoring.

Come to America, get fat, blame Americans.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (ODxAs)

149 "We're in a Narrative Fight with ISIL
---

Hahahahaha.

US Narrative: islam is peaceful.

Overt/ covert Jihadists: d*e infidel!

US Narrartive: muslims are peaceful

Overt/covert Jihadists: you will d*e now infidel

US Narrative: We heart muslims and islam

Overt/ covert Jihadists: aloha snackbar
[runs away as b0mb explodes]

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (tvyXw)

150 Excitable Shep is excited.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (1ZOkK)

151 Obama's right about them being on the run.

Run over here and bomb, run over there and stab...

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (3myMJ)

152 A "narrative fight" -- okay. Do narratives bleed, suffer, and die?

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (RMOpc)

153 Probably slipped through the Bomb Show Loophole


Bomb? There was no bomb! It was an explosive device!


Posted by: deplorable donna at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (O2RFr)

154 140 The cop was wounded by a narrative bullet fired from a narrative gun.

I've always told my kids there is a chance I may be shot and killed on duty by a narrative.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (Agn5J)

155 Did the chief of police in Linden just say the bomber used an automatic handgun?



Broom handle Mauser?
Glock 23?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (KB6If)

156 858 immigrants naturalized despite incomplete fingerprint checks

Link in NIC

Posted by: slash buzz at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (YseGW)

157 The MN stabby jihadi has me worried frankly. It's typical Muslim goes amok which can happen anywhere, no need to make bombs.

We have a pretty big mall nearby that Kid the younger liked.

Kid the elder's school is right in a sanctuary city.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (Om16U)

158 Charles James Wolcott?


I loved him on M*A*S*H

Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (wPiJc)

159 Actually, Afghan chow (some of it) is pretty good. Kabili palow, aushak - well, those are the highlights, but they're damn good. Mind you I've only ever had them outside A'stan, having never been to the lovely, wild place.


Aushak is an amazing sort of soup/entree combo, with a delicious huge ravioli stuffed with things including mint (yes!), swimming in a rich tomato-based thick soup/sauce.


Now I'm hungry, even though this is not breakfast food I'm talking about.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (QDnY+)

160 So, the police found him asleep in his car, and roused him, and he was able to get off a couple of shots?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (1ZOkK)

161 118
Motivation? Anyone?

Global warming and Trump.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (WlGX+)

162 139 I noticed Barry praised the FBI more than once.

Where's Orlando Terror Boy's wife again??
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (1ZOkK)



Maybe that's their price for letting Hillary off the hook.

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (VnCI9)

163 If we're in a "battle of narratives," does that mean our new counter-offensive will consist of unexpected plot twists and surprising backstory?

Posted by: V the K at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (O7MnT)

164 150
Excitable Shep is excited.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (1ZOkK)
Has he chained himself to a dumpster in NY yet?

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (a0IVu)

165 Charles James Wolcott?





I loved him on M*A*S*H
---

I thought he was awesome on Match Game in the 70's.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (tvyXw)

166 OMG! That Sean Davis update is hysterical!

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (Enq6K)

167 When they bring a narrative you bring a gun.

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (/m8T6)

168 MSNBC helping...

The person who thought he was giving police an anonymous tip to find a terrorist (the guy who owns the bar across from where they found Ahmed in a car) is now about to bask in the glow of media attention.

Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2016 11:58 AM (Zs4uk)

169 So not construction waste that spontaneously blows up on a Saturday night?

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (09Ay7)

170 160 So, the police found him asleep in his car, and roused him, and he was able to get off a couple of shots?

Article at Drudge says he was sleeping in a building?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (WlGX+)

171 And to be clear "gift" is the Democrats war of words.

Reminds me of "words will never hurt me." Yea, they won't hurt the radical islamists. But the radical islamists bombs will certainly hurt Americans.

Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (FVvi+)

172 Anybody can use a pipe to make a gun or a bomb. And to think you can just walk into a hardware store and just purchase hundreds of feet without even producing an ID. THIS IS NOT OK!

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (VNUDt)

173 It's a damned shame Rahami didn't die of lead poisoning. Now we'll have to pay for his existence



That's why it's called a "taxpayer relief shot".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (KB6If)

174 Lutherans.
Gosh darned Lutherans. What won't they do?

Wait, what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (C9pBZ)

175 Can we get at least a few Republican congress critters putting up legislation to stop all Muslim immigration and refugees?

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (KZqWD)

176 146 Probably slipped through the Bomb Show Loophole

^^win^^
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 11:56 AM (SeD0w)


^5!

The Horde's killing it today.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (5UjJX)

177 You know if the police didn't have guns, the criminals wouldn't need them either. Now that's preemption. I mean duh?

Posted by: President Choom's wife at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (GYPqZ)

178

Jharles Cohnson is a gay muslim terrorist? Who knew?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (3hIZX)

179 OT, a missive from my liberal friend, the next in a series of letters to the editors of the NY Times.


I don't understand why people continue to have "friends" like this.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (X6fMO)

180 AND we are losing the narrative fight!

Apparently Obama's plan to appear weak and supine does not indeed demotivate our enemies.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (lqyN3)

181 116 101 I actually heard an old lady say (loudly enough so all could hear her brilliance)

At breakfast this morning that

"This Muslim violence is all Trump's fault."

Who knew Trump wrote the Quran?

Posted by: Naturalfake at September 19, 2016 11:52 AM (1COlc)

Trump's over 1300 years old?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable


How tedious it must be as a leftist to now have to rewrite all of human history to reframe it as all being Trump's fault. Just like they rewrote the hisotyr of the Vietnam War in the public consciousness to be "all Nixon's fault," even though Nixon didn't take office until 1969 after EIGHT YEARS of US casualties under Johnson and Kennedy, after which Nixon withdrew all US ground troops as fast as he could and ended US casualties. Somehow, in retrospect, history was rewritten so that by now everyone "knows" that Nixon is responsible for the Vietnam War.

Get ready for the same thing to happen with Trump and the post 9/11 jihad.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (jBuUi)

182 Ahmad is a variant of Muhammad. It's a Semite thing. Also it's in sura 61

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (oa6zk)

183 Our son had chicken prepared by an Afghani in Afghanistan.

Served with "foot bread." Because the guy's feet were cleaner than his hands. Son said it was delicious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (1ZOkK)

184 That's why it's called a "taxpayer relief shot".

Much more side effects than the flu shot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (Agn5J)

185
Has Barry issued a pardon to Rahami yet or is that after he finishes his golf game?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (493sH)

186 >>If we're in a "battle of narratives," does that mean our new
counter-offensive will consist of unexpected plot twists and surprising
backstory?


Well, Obama and Hillary are currently retconning the origins of terrorism....

Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (NOIQH)

187 Boy ... if that religion of peace ever gets pissed off, we are screwed.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (C8CEK)

188 So, the police found him asleep in his car, and roused him, and he was able to get off a couple of shots?
Story of my life.

Posted by: swiss-cheese f#cker at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (LdMbv)

189 156 858 immigrants naturalized despite incomplete fingerprint checks

Link in NIC
Posted by: slash buzz at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (YseGW)

--

THEY WER SCHEDULED TO BE DEPORTED BUT GOT CITIZENSHIP INSTEAD?!

TYPE
DELETE

just someone shoot me now

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (Om16U)

190 If we're in a "battle of narratives," does that mean our new
counter-offensive will consist of unexpected plot twists and surprising
backstory?
---

Nah.

That's 'nuanced.'

The narrative in Govermentwood is direct, and unchanging: Religion of Peace. Muslim Backlash. Right wing terrorism.

/the government says there have been no attacks in the US since 9/11, so the plan is working!

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (tvyXw)

191 Words have the power to maim, too, people.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (SEXy3)

192 London's Mayor asked about his nice first pitch at ball game.

"Just like throwing a grenade but lighter, it was easy!"

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (3myMJ)

193 Can we haz gay clock boy thread?

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (kf1Nc)

194 Can we get at least a few Republican congress critters putting up legislation to stop all Muslim immigration and refugees?

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (KZqWD)




ahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (493sH)

195 A "narrative fight" -- okay. Do narratives bleed, suffer, and die?

---

not if we can help it!

Posted by: MSM at September 19, 2016 12:01 PM (PNcou)

196 Family sued the city 'cause police confronted them about running the chicken shop 24 hours a day against regulations?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:01 PM (21hN3)

197 If we smoke the narratives then we win.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:01 PM (afzAq)

198 "Anybody seen my car keys?" - James Comey

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:01 PM (HgMAr)

199 At this point, can we now regard the NY Times crossword as a weapon of mass destruction?

Posted by: sans_sheriff at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (I6SOt)

200 159-rhomboid, kabil palau is actually really easy to make- steam basmati rice, and whilst that is cooking, saute shaved carrot and golden raisins in butter. Add pine nuts, pistachios, and season with salt, pepper, allspice, cardamom, cinnamon and a bit of fresh ginger. When the rice is cooked, add it to the butter/carrot/nut/spice mixture, and mix thoroughly. Add more butter and a little chicken broth as needed, then serve with grilled chicken or lamb.

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (VnCI9)

201 This Chris Hayes tweet is stupid beyond all comprehension. Seriously, we should frame this and put it on the blog office wall.

http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8

Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (/m8T6)

202 Very glad they got him, hopefully they round up any "associates" that may still be out there. I'm starting Episode 14 of Star Trek (in my quest to watch all 86 episodes), so I've got that going for me. "The Conscience Of The King".

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (2cS/G)

203 I'm just glad Mr. Rahami was not injured!

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (fgOnp)

204 I talked to a nurse who works in Brooklyn, a Democrat. She loves the Diversity and was telling me about a Pakistani Muslim family with which she is friendly. She didn't seem to care much about the failure of the Dems to properly vet immigrants.

As far as I can tell, most Dems want this. They are on the same page as Obama. For some reason they want Diversity at any price. I wish they'd go move to Saudi Arabia if they are so anxious to be around people who are mostly different from themselves.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (iFgwk)

205 If only the English language had descriptors for lone wolves who hunt together.

Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (FVvi+)

206 Have they reported names or any other details on the 5 guys the FBI stopped on the Verranzano bridge?

Or given us the obligatory picture of all the weapons laid out on a tarp like they do in small quantity drug home raid busts.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (XtAzU)

207 What country are the Narratives from?

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (afzAq)

208 Narrative fight, eh?

Well, it's their comfort zone. It's the only fight they really understand.

And yeah, Afghan food can be delicious. I have Afghan friends who are here because we gave them asylum. But you know, the criterion for that was that they'd risked their lives to be on our side and now the Taliban/al Qaeda/other-a-holes wanted to kill them.

Maybe we could be just a bit pickier as to who we let in. And why the f^&* is Mateen senior still here? Not a citizen, as I recall. Couldn't raising a mass murderer get you bumped to the top of the deportation list if we gave a damn?

Posted by: JPS at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (baoME)

209 Well, so much for the "I did it for ghey rights" Reddit post linked in the morning dump.

Even with the funerals, the MSM had Orlando down the memory hole in two weeks. Considering they have no body count here, we never hear of this again in three days.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (7yzio)

210 I find it shocking that a friendly, innocent, chicken entrepreneur, Charles, was able to get a gun and shot police officers in New Jersey.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (2Mnv1)

211 201
This Chris Hayes tweet is stupid beyond all comprehension. Seriously, we should frame this and put it on the blog office wall.



http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8

Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (/m8T6)


OMG. That's weapon's grade idiocy right there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:03 PM (1ZOkK)

212 Davis is doing some mighty fine Ace channeling!

Posted by: Lurker primus at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (B3qs7)

213 BTW,
Remember how Trump's "anti muslim" and "anti veteran" comments after the DNC clownshow were going to sink his campaign according to the tepid fume refugees, and that those of us who postulated that the RoP (tm) couldn't stop themselves from going off again before the election just didn't get it?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (C9pBZ)

214 Don't worry! Obama has increased funding for the U.S. Army to purchase five new Metaphor Catapults from Northtrop Grumman, with laser-guided Stanza Control.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (jBuUi)

215 Hillary (and Obama) have real exposure for their idiotic stance on unvetted Muslim immigration.

These two terrorists add to the evidence that issues with Muslim assimilation are more pronounced with young immigrants as they get older and in the first generation born here.

So lets bring in a few hundred thousand to test this hypothesis. For science!

Hillary -- our own Angela Merkel, without the charm!

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (r1fLd)

216 I just hope that they can prove intent. Otherwise they can't even indict him.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (PNcou)

217 Hmm jihadi cell in NJ. ..good thing we didnt investigate the other jihadi cell that did the anthrax mailing right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (/Fxjk)

218 858 immigrants naturalized despite incomplete fingerprint checks
............

"Oops." - Jeh Johnson

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (HgMAr)

219 Another repulsive neckbeard. The police should make a secret pact to kill these scum rather than take them alive. They are enemy combatants, attacking us on our own soil.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (iFgwk)

220 We shall narrate on the beaches, we shall narrate on the landing grounds, we shall narrate in the fields and in the streets, we shall narrate in the hills; we shall never stop talking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (Nwg0u)

221 I would have thought letting the Muzzie mayor of Londonistan throw out the first pitch at the Mets game would heal the hurt feelz of ISIS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (1ZOkK)

222 207
What country are the Narratives from?

Narrativia, of course. ROP is the dominant religion there, so the place is kinda kicked back 'n mellow...

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (kf1Nc)

223 We have always been at war with the narratives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (IqV8l)

224 If only this guy had had a job instead of a business.

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (3myMJ)

225
Excitable Shep is excited. Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 11:57 AM (1ZOkK)


Lurking around dumpsters at a dark construction site holds a very special place in Sheps heart.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (lKyWE)

226 If only the English language had descriptors for lone wolves who hunt together.
--------------

Lone-wolf pack

Lone wolf-pack

English rules for hyphens are very confusing.

Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (V2lJs)

227 182 Ahmad is a variant of Muhammad. It's a Semite thing. Also it's in sura 61
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (oa6zk)

Interesting how they put words in Christ's mouth:

[6] And remember what Jesus, son of Mary, had said: "O children of Israel, I am indeed a Messenger sent to you by Allah, confirming the Torah which has come before me and giving the good news of a Messenger who shall come after me, whose name shall be Ahmad."

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

228 201 This Chris Hayes tweet is stupid beyond all comprehension. Seriously, we should frame this and put it on the blog office wall.

http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (/m8T6)

What did you expect from Sally Kohn's effeminate brother?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (0mRoj)

229

THEY'RE LOOTING THE FOOD KING! I'M GONNA CHAIN MYSELF IN A DUMPSTER AND EAT MY OWN FOOT!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (3hIZX)

230 207 What country are the Narratives from?

---

utopia? Or is it peruvia?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (PNcou)

231 Lefties think "diversity" means ethnic restaurants.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (09Ay7)

232 Can we get at least a few Republican congress critters putting up legislation to stop all Muslim immigration and refugees?

Posted by: WOPR


ahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry
Posted by: TheQuietMan




Can we get President Trump to do it then?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 12:06 PM (KB6If)

233 I don't understand why people continue to have "friends" like this.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2016 11:59 AM (X6fMO)
=====
Mama said there'd be days like this, Mama said.
For some reason, that popped into my head as an earworm.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (MIKMs)

234
What country are the Narratives from?


Why, Narration, of course. It's located just to the east of Peruvia.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (BK3ZS)

235 Chris Hayes' stupidity burns

Posted by: Lauren at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (tDv6R)

236 Don't bring an anecdote to a narrative fight!

Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (wPiJc)

237 Narrative fight, eh?

---

The PenIs Mighter!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (PNcou)

238 I had sex with a couple of Narratives back in the late 80's in the butt to prove that nobody got hurt by the AIDS.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (afzAq)

239 Narrative wars...

In a world... where BOOOM

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (oa6zk)

240 I am a Narrative Indian. If you want to find the Narrative just look for the high cheek bones.

Posted by: Elizibeth Warren at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (XtAzU)

241 201 This Chris Hayes tweet is stupid beyond all comprehension. Seriously, we should frame this and put it on the blog office wall.

http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8
Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:02 PM (/m8T6)

Are you kidding me? This guy has an actual brain-why, oh why does he not bother to use it?

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (VnCI9)

242 MPPPP one of my writing group friends was telling me a similar story that happened recently.

It was in another group. This woman had written a comedic play about this bickering couple with dramatically different personalities and she had in the background clips of Trump. One of the other people suggested in order to help the comedic contrast it should be clips of Trump and Hillary.

The writer lost her ever loving mind at the suggestion. She started ranting that she is first and foremost in her heart a Democrat. And then started railing against all the Republicans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (5VD/X)

243 220
We shall narrate on the beaches, we shall narrate on the landing
grounds, we shall narrate in the fields and in the streets, we shall
narrate in the hills; we shall never stop talking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:05 PM (Nwg0u)

LMAO!

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:07 PM (Enq6K)

244 Pretty soon TFG will roll me into action, and I will do some rhetorical damage in this narrative war, just you wait and see.

Posted by: The Strawman Argument at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (/m8T6)

245 Just another Mom and Pop chicken shop being kept down by Big Chicken.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (JO9+V)

246 >>
Don't worry! Obama has increased funding for the U.S. Army to purchase
five new Metaphor Catapults from Northtrop Grumman, with laser-guided
Stanza Control.

"I only regret that I have but one carefully worded lecture to deliver before the UN assembly..."


Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable & loving it! at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (NOIQH)

247 Has CAIR put out the usual statement yet?

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (3myMJ)

248 This Chris Hayes tweet is stupid beyond all comprehension. Seriously, we should frame this and put it on the blog office wall.



http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8

-
That's weapons of mass destruction grade narration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (Nwg0u)

249 It's the JV Team vs. the No Brains Team.

Posted by: Clown Patrol at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (Fapgt)

250 This Chris Hayes tweet is stupid beyond all comprehension. Seriously, we should frame this and put it on the blog office wall.

"We are very lucky the attackers tried to use bombs instead of guns"

How does that make sense on any level? If we ban guns we will only have harmless pipe bombs to worry about. Is that the virtue signaling message he is trying to send?

Posted by: Things Obama Wanted To Say at September 19, 2016 12:08 PM (1BQGO)

251

Mohammad Fitzgerald Mohammad.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (kdS6q)

252 Hillary trying very hard to blame Trump for the ISIS recruitment, terror etc. - the thing is I don't think most folks, other than the nutty hard core supporters are going to buy it. Even the LIVs, especially when they realize that their precious Apple store at the mall might be a great target.

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

253 Don't worry! Obama has increased funding for the
U.S. Army to purchase five new Metaphor Catapults from Northtrop
Grumman, with laser-guided Stanza Control.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (jBuUi)
=====
Can Obama's minions count that high? Probably haram.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (MIKMs)

254 201 This Chris Hayes tweet is stupid beyond all comprehension. Seriously, we should frame this and put it on the blog office wall.

http://tinyurl.com/j9zo4p8

Yes, and we should count ourselves very lucky that the 9/11 hijackers only used planes and not automatic weapons.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (WlGX+)

255 "Pipebomb" is such a violent word. Let's instead call it a modified kinetic energy tubular construct.

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (gyKtp)

256 Has CAIR put out the usual statement yet?




Yes. They are worried about the push back from tomorrow's bombing.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (KB6If)

257 What country are the Narratives from?



Why, Narration, of course. It's located just to the east of Peruvia.

South of Elbonia

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 12:09 PM (kf1Nc)

258 Dead men tell no tales narratives

Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (wPiJc)

259 Never bring an anecdote to a narrative fight.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (mgbwf)

260 227 182 Ahmad is a variant of Muhammad. It's a Semite thing. Also it's in sura 61
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:00 PM (oa6zk)

Interesting how they put words in Christ's mouth:

[6] And remember what Jesus, son of Mary, had said: "O children of Israel, I am indeed a Messenger sent to you by Allah, confirming the Torah which has come before me and giving the good news of a Messenger who shall come after me, whose name shall be Ahmad."
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy


If Christians knew what is said about Jesus and ascribed to Jesus in the Koran and Suras, their heads would explode. It not only teaches that Jesus prophesied about Mohammed's arrival as the final Prophet, completely fabricating quotes, but also says that Jesus then intentionally faked his death and wasn't crucified and is a charlatan.

Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (jBuUi)

261 Peace Shrapnel

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (2cS/G)

262 The writer lost her ever loving mind at the suggestion. She started
ranting that she is first and foremost in her heart a Democrat. And then
started railing against all the Republicans.
---

And that's why you don't introduce politics into any sort of entertainment. You have a chance of losing 50% of your audience.


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (tvyXw)

263 I'm thinking of hiring a new security service for my house. I wonder of the roof Koreans have gone into that line of work...

Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (/m8T6)

264 OMG the gif on the twitter thread stupidity from Chris Hayes is absolutely brilliant! Gen Buck Turgidson. Brilliant. Just. Brilliant.


Posted by: RedDish at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (5eXg1)

265
Ahmad received his fiery writing tips from his narration instructors at the Al Queda School for the Narration Arts in Afghanistan.

He became very good a punctuating his work with explosive sentences.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (ODxAs)

266 He got so tired of watching porn he had to bomb something.

Posted by: Caliban at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (DrC22)

267 231,
Exactly so.
Seriously.
Try to engage a diversity spouting fool on culture and beliefs and they'll just go blank and then call you racist.

It's that simple.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (C9pBZ)

268 >>>Chris Hayes' stupidity burns

It could melt steel.

Posted by: V the K at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (O7MnT)

269 "We are very lucky the attackers tried to use bombs instead of guns"

That's the ticket, a "trade in your gun and get a free bomb" exchange program.

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:11 PM (3myMJ)

270 "Don't worry! Obama has increased funding for the U.S. Army to purchase

five new Metaphor Catapults from Northtrop Grumman, with laser-guided

Stanza Control.

Posted by: zombie"

Don't forget the transgender tolerance training that will strike fear in the terrorists.

Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2016 12:11 PM (1BQGO)

271 "Harf! Earnest! Ready the twitter brigade! We're going to breach this ISIL meme or DIE TRYING!!!!!"

Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 19, 2016 12:11 PM (NOIQH)

272 244 Pretty soon TFG will roll me into action, and I will do some rhetorical damage in this narrative war, just you wait and see.

We're hurling some sharp backslashes at them, but they've put up a defensive wall of bulky footnotes. Arming the ground troops with exclamation points now. They're extra pointy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:11 PM (WlGX+)

273 "We are very lucky the attackers tried to use bombs instead of guns"

---

So we should just give every Muslim immigrant a pressure cooker and some C-4 so that we can all live in safety.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (PNcou)

274 Obama is prepping an army of strawmen to rival the clone army from Star Wars

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (JO9+V)

275
That's the ticket, a "trade in your gun and get a free bomb" exchange program.



Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:11 PM (3myMJ)

the people injured in mn are lucky it was a knife/ we live in stupid times

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (0O7c5)

276
If Christians knew what is said about Jesus and ascribed to Jesus in
the Koran and Suras, their heads would explode. It not only teaches
that Jesus prophesied about Mohammed's arrival as the final Prophet,
completely fabricating quotes, but also says that Jesus then
intentionally faked his death and wasn't crucified and is a charlatan.



Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.
---

and yet I have had muslims tell me that they accept Jesus and a prophet, like Moses.

/hey everyone, lets lie to the infdel! they're too stupid to look things up for themselves!


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (tvyXw)

277 He's right about the narrative thingy. Hanabal beat the Romans on consecutive occasions (trebia, lake traimene cannae) by winning the narrative. Wait, he may have won at the trebia with rhetoric, so it doesn't completely hold. But on balance yes.

Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (GYPqZ)

278 Chris Hayes logic: "It's a good thing bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, because if we'd gone ashore with scary guns, OMG!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (1ZOkK)

279
Has CAIR put out the usual statement yet?


As soon as they finish pushing in their stools they'll issue their pro forma statement about pushback

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (BK3ZS)

280 273 "We are very lucky the attackers tried to use bombs instead of guns"

---

So we should just give every Muslim immigrant a pressure cooker and some C-4 so that we can all live in safety.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (PNcou)

Don't forget the ball bearings for extra shrapnel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (0mRoj)

281 Ref Narrative fight

For those guys, the elites, it IS just a narrative fiight. They Never Get Killed by terrorists. They have armed guards.

These attacks are just something ***we*** can absorb.

Posted by: ArthurK at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (h53OH)

282 Great, I saw Chris Hayes' pic when I went to the twitter link and now I feel like I got a visually spread pajamaboybutt std.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (09Ay7)

283 latest left meme "America has always seen ambitious women as unhealthy"..snort.

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2016 12:13 PM (a0IVu)

284 "We are very lucky the attackers tried to use bombs instead of guns"
===========

And that's 48 hours after a terrorist knifed several shoppers in a MN shopping mall.

The terrorist was terminated by a non-narrative Citizen with a non-narrative pistol.

Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 12:13 PM (JBggj)

285 Sean Davis is a very dangerous narrativist.

Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:13 PM (/m8T6)

286
Turning guns into pressure cookers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:13 PM (BK3ZS)

287 All i know is that simile longbows are way better then metaphor crossbows.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (PNcou)

288 281 Ref Narrative fight

For those guys, the elites, it IS just a narrative fiight. They Never Get Killed by terrorists. They have armed guards.

These attacks are just something ***we*** can absorb.
Posted by: ArthurK at September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (h53OH)

We're just kulaks to be liquidated.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (0mRoj)

289 "there are apparently accusations that Twitter is working to suppress the
hashtag #zombieHillary after her near comatose press conference on the
bombings late last night."

It's not just that Twitter is completely in the tank for Democrats politically and philosophically, but also, TWTR really is on the hook to them financially.

The SF Democratic machine cut a deal with Twitter for an enormous tax abatement to locate the corporate HQ in a particular part of the city. Now, Twitter, not having grown as expected, wants to sublease space to other corporate tenants.

This could be... legally and financially consequential for them. Such a thing wasn't part of the original cozy deal. And if there's one thing the SF Democratic machine understands and wants, it's *money*. Hence: lawsuits. Abrogations. Clawbacks.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (noWW6)

290
Charles James Wolcott.

Aliases include: "Biff" and "Moishe."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (9P3OG)

291 In Peruvia, a chris hayes is a tampon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (1ZOkK)

292 >>Never bring an anecdote to a narrative fight.


You know....they really should recruit Muldoon. Think of all the jihadis he could slay with a single limerick? Red ink everywhere!!!!!!

Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (NOIQH)

293 Ahmed Khan Rahami
............

What is it with these Star Trek fans?

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (HgMAr)

294 I much prefer to win the boots narrative

ttp://preview.tinyurl.com/jobc86r

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (5VD/X)

295 Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.
***
Muhammed was exposed to Christianity and Judaism, but he seems to have been more familiar with the latter then the former.

Of course there was actual Jewish tribes in the area and I think only Christian travelers, so presumably when he combined them with Arabic tribal beliefs he really had trouble with the Christian parts...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (X7E8f)

296 Do flip phones have that scary thing that goes up?

Maybe we should have more sensible flip phone laws.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (J+eG2)

297 So, are the feds getting ready to roll out the meme cannons to pair with the twitter onslaught?
Loose the narratives!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (C9pBZ)

298 Once again, more evidence that some people should not have Twitter feeds. For their own good.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (qJhUV)

299 In response to these latest attacks, I have ordered Seal Team Six to find and eliminate Pepe the Frog.

Oh, and Kirk Cousins, too.

Posted by: President Obama at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (fgOnp)

300 Black Narratives and she narratives and he narratives and white narratives....

How do we tell the Narratives apart?

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (afzAq)

301 293 Ahmed Khan Rahami
............

What is it with these Star Trek fans?
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (HgMAr)


In the movie "Network," the head of the Ecumenical Liberation Army is The Great Ahmed Khan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (9P3OG)

302 It's a shame he is still stealing my oxygen.

But it's going to be a real turning point in the Narrative War when this loser starts spouting how he did it for Islam.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (+YTl9)

303 Vlad the Impaler?
Totes slayed his enemies with "shaggy dog" stories. Seriously.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (NOIQH)

304 Don't worry wingnutz, we've got top men at ICE that will make sure that no more bad guys will be able to get into the country. Top. Men.
http://tinyurl.com/j4k7f82

"The U.S. government has mistakenly granted citizenship to at least 858 immigrants from countries of concern to national security or with high rates of immigration fraud who had pending deportation orders, according to an internal Homeland Security audit released Monday."

Posted by: Timon at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (396pH)

305 Shep is always Shemp to me.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (wgFcF)

306
The Minnesota Mall writer chose poor style in overuse of the slash and backslash.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (ODxAs)

307 We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit narratives on those who would harm us.

Posted by: Zombie Edmund Burke at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (zc3Db)

308 Charles James Wolcott.

Searching for the name returns Ace as #3 result.

on bing. didn't check gaggle.

Posted by: Basket Case at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (V2lJs)

309 Hmmm....

I believe it is time to roll out the ICBM Rhetorical devices, and to make our comments so cutting that they eviscerate our debating opponents...

From a high podium, of course, its the only way to be sure...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (qf6WZ)

310 The grandson of friends of ours is completing SEAL training this week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (1ZOkK)

311 303 Vlad the Impaler?
Totes slayed his enemies with "shaggy dog" stories. Seriously.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 19, 2016 12:15 PM (NOIQH)


Chevy the Impala.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (9P3OG)

312 "/hey everyone, lets lie to the infdel! they're too stupid to look things up for themselves!"

_Taqiyya_. How does it work?

Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (noWW6)

313 More narrative


http://tinyurl.com/zpsprks

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (J+eG2)

314 Someone screencap that Hayes tweet....keep it be handy for the next successful ISIS bombing.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (NOIQH)

315 We're bringing pencils -- with no erasers -- to a gun fight?

Posted by: starboardhelm at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (hOtJL)

316 Maybe they will put him in Gitmo so Obama can release him.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (+YTl9)

317 307
We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit narratives on those who would harm us.

Posted by: Zombie Edmund Burke at September 19, 2016 12:16 PM (zc3Db)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (1ZOkK)

318
I guess the only people Hillary Clinton feels comfortable being grossly generalistic about are Trump supporters.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (lKyWE)

319
Daniel Dale*

Trump keeps repeating the ludicrous claim that authorities know about terrorists and undocumented murderers but are afraid to arrest them.

*Toronto Star. Confessed Canadian.



Yeah, ludicrous.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (kdS6q)

320 What happens when the Narratives demand their right to self identify?

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (afzAq)

321 Well. Thank God president Obama (and secretary Clinton, let's not forget) went out and got bin Laden and ended the terrorist threat!

Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (GYPqZ)

322 If we're in a Narrative War against ISIS, the only chance this country has against our enemies is someone who can write a 10,000 word movie review between beer burps.

Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (JBggj)

323 261 Peace Shrapnel
Posted by: Lincolntf


Peace Train Bomb
by
Cat Stevens Yusuf Islam

Now I've been happy lately
Thinking about the big BANGs to come.
And I believe it could be
caliphate's rise has begun.

I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as ours
And I believe it could be
Sending the Jews to the showers.

For out on the edge of darkness
There ka-booms the peace bomb.
Peace bomb take this country
Conquer the world for Islam.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (jBuUi)

324 I believe that dirtbag was shot in front of Pegasus Bug Shop, where I had my '74 Beetle convertible serviced up until a couple of years ago when I finally sold it.

Posted by: Deplorable IrishEi at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (eM2Uz)

325 Did anyone respond to Chrissy Hayes by noting that the first WTC attack was a oh "bombing"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (5VD/X)

326
We shall out-narrate them with our No. 2 Soft Ticonderogas and steno pads!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (BK3ZS)

327 Chi Town Jerry:

Thanks....I'm going to try this out this weekend! The bread from these no knead recipes look amazing.

My garlic french bread is proofing in a warm oven right now, and I've put together five quart jars of starter. No more surprises.

Kindltot:

By bad, I mean there are obvious bacterial colonies growing on it's surface, and it's scent went from pleasant yeasty/sour, to spoiled. I had two jars of starter, used one on Saturday, (I think), and fed the other. It was fine then, bad now.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (KND/c)

328 They should outlaw high capacity backpacks that hold more than 1 bomb.

Was it a 'black" tactical backpack? What civilian needs military grade backpacks anyway?

We need common sense Bomb control laws and a waiting period/background check on stabby things too.

Posted by: Hillary's FEMA fun camp director at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (cCxiu)

329
These Muzzies are pretty stupid. The Left, the media, academia and the culture are virtually handing the country to them on a silver platter. All they have to do is pretend to be peaceful for a few decades and we'd be absorbed into the caliphate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (9P3OG)

330
In Peruvia, a chris hayes is a tampon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (1ZOkK)








Proof that Peruvia is a weird place. No one in their right mind believes that Chris Hayes has ever been inside a woman.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (xxSK3)

331 214 Don't worry! Obama has increased funding for the U.S. Army to purchase five new Metaphor Catapults from Northtrop Grumman, with laser-guided Stanza Control.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:04 PM (jBuUi)


Not to mention the Ultra Top Secret ACME® 3000 Hashtag per minute generator.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (5UjJX)

332 People are sending Chris Hayes pics of the Boston bombing victims.

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (Enq6K)

333 Convert?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (P/kVC)

334 326
We shall out-narrate them with our No. 2 Soft Ticonderogas and steno pads!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (BK3ZS)


Better not use a Faber "Mongol."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:19 PM (9P3OG)

335 Is this Ahmed dude a super genius with clocks? Because maybe our president would like to meet him.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:19 PM (HgMAr)

336 Narrative! Huh! What is it good for?

Absolutely nothin' Good God, y'all.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:19 PM (WlGX+)

337 "Will New Yorkers be more disposed to vote for Trump, with this fresh
bombing on their backyards? Or will they double down on virtue
signalling?"

I continue to wonder if the proud native son could pull off an unexpected NY victory over the coughing carpetbagger.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:19 PM (noWW6)

338 >>People are sending Chris Hayes pics of the Boston bombing victims.

Good.

What freakin' idiot.

Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (NOIQH)

339 Muhammed was exposed to Christianity and Judaism, but he seems to have been more familiar with the latter then the former.

Of course there was actual Jewish tribes in the area and I think only Christian travelers, so presumably when he combined them with Arabic tribal beliefs he really had trouble with the Christian parts...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2016 12:14 PM (X7E8f)



BoulderTerlit Hobo can correct me if I am wrong, but I believe Muhammad's uncle was a Nestorian-which was a heretical "Christian" group-which believed Jesus the person was separate from Jesus the Divine Savior. That would be the "Christian" influence.

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (VnCI9)

340 If Christians knew what is said about Jesus and ascribed to Jesus in the Koran and Suras, their heads would explode. It not only teaches that Jesus prophesied about Mohammed's arrival as the final Prophet, completely fabricating quotes, but also says that Jesus then intentionally faked his death and wasn't crucified and is a charlatan.

Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (jBuUi)

I pointed that out to some women online once as she went on and on about how we worshiped the same god. It was like talking to a stone. No evidence would change her mind.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (KZqWD)

341 307,
Hey, that gives me an idea for a "Zulu" remake!

Who needs mealy bags and Martini Henrys?
We've got narratives!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (C9pBZ)

342 Yes, I just made a pointed comment to Paris....

Posted by: Achilles, in his rage? at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (qf6WZ)

343 Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to narrate to everyone you meet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (1ZOkK)

344 310

Great, but he should be studying rhetoric on the island of Rhodes

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (GYPqZ)

345

"Attention all hands. As you know, we could outrun the Klingon vessels. But we must protect the Enterprise-C until she enters the temporal rift. And we must succeed."

"Let's make sure history never forgets the name -- 'Narrative'."

"Picard out."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (kdS6q)

346


Next I'm going to show you how to make a bomb out of a pressure cooker, battery powered jigsaw and solar garden light!

Stay tuned!

*Mommy, by butt hole hurts! Sob!*

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (3hIZX)

347 We have a secret weapon. We are about to unleash the world's funniest joke against ISIS. Everyone cover your ears! Except for you ISIS guys. You listen to this.

Verbal Special Forces .... hit 'em with it, now!

Posted by: Monty Hussein Obama at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (zc3Db)

348 330
Proof that Peruvia is a weird place. No one in their right mind believes that Chris Hayes has ever been inside a woman.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2016 12:18 PM (xxSK3)

Not even in the womb. Petri dish, yo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (9P3OG)

349 Somewhere deep in a Tora Bora cave:

Well, now, uh, Mohammed, Achmed, and I, wait until nightfall, and then
leap out of the rabbit, taking the American Satans by Narrative - not only by
Narrative, but totally unarmed!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (JO9+V)

350
(rubbing eyes)

Wait,, what? There have been bombings? ~cough-cough-cough-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-fart/squirt,, cough-cough- (shoe flies off/faints)~

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (HSmrB)

351 Narrative fight. That's like weaponized hand written hashtag signs?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (4ng05)

352 Story at Drudge about 858 improperly vetted immigrants "accidentally" getting citizenship, at least some of whom were supposed to be deported. So, only 857 left to deal with. That we know of.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (nFdGS)

353 "Proof that Peruvia is a weird place. No one in their right mind believes that Chris Hayes has ever been inside a woman."

Cesarian Section.

So moe accurately...Chris Hayes has never been in a woman's vagina.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (J+eG2)

354 'It's only words, and words are all I have,, to take your life a-way-ay-ay-ay-ay'

Posted by: Achmed Gibbs at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (5NCEA)

355 Hillary looked like she was about to collapse after she gave that vapid statement on her plane. The lady just does not look well.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (+YTl9)

356 I'm coining a new term "desert fever" to describe liberals with an insatiable desire to be surrounded by Muslims. Lawrence of Arabia had it, but at least he didn't think he had the right to take them all home with him.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (iFgwk)

357 Shep: "He was still smoking from the shots, I repeat he was still smoking from the shots!"

This is the kind of important info that you can only get from FOX...or something like that...

Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (KhJh8)

358
The narrative is mightier than the sword, pipe bomb, knife, gun, planes, presser cooker bombs...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (493sH)

359 Muldoon. Think of all the jihadis he could slay with a single limerick?


*****


A fat boy named Mo K. Rahami
Distributed multiple bomb-ies
He begged for mercy
On a sidewalk in Jersey
When last seen he was crying for Mommy!

Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (wPiJc)

360 We need to close the narrative show loophole.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (4ng05)

361 "Narrative! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin' Good God, y'all."

Tonight, a special performance of H.G. Wells's _The Narrative Of The Worlds_.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (noWW6)

362 In truth, nobody really knows what to do with regards to combating terrorism.

The left wants to fight terrorism with hashtags and redistribution of wealth. That's stupid and won't work.

The neocon right wants to fight terrorism by invading the world. There is no stomach for that sort of thing anymore, if there ever was.

The isolationist right wants to fight terrorism by sealing up the border airtight and not letting them in. Problem is, that is a pure defense strategy and no level of border security will ever be 100% successful. Plus, the pure defense strategy is more likely to be injurious to everyone's civil liberties.

There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)

363 338 >>People are sending Chris Hayes pics of the Boston bombing victims.

Good.

What freakin' idiot.
Posted by: Lizzy, deplorable but soldiering on, as women do at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (NOIQH)[]/i]

He's being beaten up pretty good, but of course, he tweets self-congratulations that he "resisted" getting in 5 arguments and feels all happy.

Twink......

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (5UjJX)

364 "They bring a narrative, YOU bring a sonnet. They bring a sonnet, YOU bring a soliloquy..."

Posted by: Sean Flannery O'connery at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (SeD0w)

365 351 Narrative fight. That's like weaponized hand written hashtag signs?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:21 PM (4ng05)

#bringbackourgirls was totes effective on Boko Harambe.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (0mRoj)

366 Heh heh, zombie.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (2cS/G)

367 Next I'm going to show you how to make a bomb out of a pressure cooker, battery powered jigsaw and solar garden light!


Sabre Saw!

*ducks*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (mgbwf)

368 It's almost as if we are being led by very stupid people. Sad!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (WlGX+)

369 And really wasn't the San Bernardino shooting a narrative with crowd immersion?

...and two lone wolves, with a possible third.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (2mC6G)

370 Chris Hayes is Rachel Maddow's slightly less masculine sister.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

371 2 It's so refreshing and anti-Islamophobic when the suspects are not named Mohammad."

ISIS University Department of Philosophy:

"Is your name not Mohammad?"
"No, it's Ahmed."
"That's going to cause a bit of confusion. Mind if we call you Mohammed to keep it clear?"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (u0lmX)

372 It's almost as if we are being led by very stupid people. Sad!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (WlGX+)



More like by people who are working for the other side

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (493sH)

373 We have a secret weapon. We are about to unleash the world's funniest joke against ISIS.
..............

Hey Ahmed, do you like fishsticks?

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (HgMAr)

374 364 "They bring a narrative, YOU bring a sonnet. They bring a sonnet, YOU bring a soliloquy..."

TASTE IAMBIC PENTAMETER, BITCHES!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (WlGX+)

375 The Japanese gave a surprise narrative at Pearl Harbor

Posted by: wooga at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (G504B)

376
We need to close the Sur La Table loophole!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (ODxAs)

377 So I did a googley search (no point in specifying), and the first result was a headline: "CNN anchors getting fed up with Donald Trump's lies."

Or words that effect.

All I know is there are... what, 325 million or so Americans? Which means, roughly, 324, 500, 000 of them do NOT give a sh*t was CNN anchors are or are not fed up with.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (TOk1P)

378

His butthole was still smoking! No idea why... *ziiip*

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (3hIZX)

379 Narratives don't kill people, narratives do!

(Look. It makes as much sense as anything else that comes out of a lefty's mouth.)

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (4ng05)

380 Yes... because everyone knows the Revolutionary war was won by the Declaration.... because of its great narrative...

Gen. George Washington's Army, and the French Fleet, had nothing to do with it...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:24 PM (qf6WZ)

381 I wish Donald Trump would dick punch a Muslim.

Posted by: Afroman at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (cA+Bz)

382 367 Next I'm going to show you how to make a bomb out of a pressure cooker, battery powered jigsaw and solar garden light!


Sabre Saw!

*ducks*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2016 12:23 PM (mgbwf)

Making bombs with ducks. Ingenious!

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (0mRoj)

383 Does anyone have experience with something like this, and/or suggestions on how this might be accomplished?

Posted by: posted on Reddit at September 19, 2016 11:43 AM (fgOnp)


An ethylene glycol drip will take care of the freezing up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (Bvr/A)

384 I'm just glad we defeated those German philosophers in World Narrative II. And if we hadn't dropped a 10-megaton limerick on Hiroshima, the Japanese haikus would never have surrendered!

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (jBuUi)

385 "A fat boy named Mo K. Rahami
Distributed multiple bomb-ies
He begged for mercy
On a sidewalk in Jersey
When last seen he was crying for Mommy!"


The loss of life in this narrative attack is incredible.

Wait, is that Green Helmet Guy carrying a small child?


Oh...the huge manatee!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (J+eG2)

386 First in Narrative, First in Peace, First in the Minds of his Countrymen.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (WlGX+)

387 Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (jBuUi)


Also, the Qu'ran says, "Allah had no son". It explicitly denies the divinity of Christ. He is merely a prophet in their religion.

It completely contradicts Christianity. After a certain point, if the attributes you ascribe to God differ from another sect, those two sects are no longer talking about the same being.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (iFgwk)

388 SIGH

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (zp+j1)

389 Tami that is good.

Back then put together a slideshow and some of the images of Boston I used would probably send Chrissy Hayes off to his 'brave space' sucking a thumb while clutching at a blankie...

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/04/boston-marathon.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (5VD/X)

390 364,
That's the "Chicago, The Musical" way...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (C9pBZ)

391 There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)

-------------------------------------------------------

Convert Muslims to another religion?

BTW - Sealing the borders to people you are fighting against is the only common sense thing to do in a time of war.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (KhJh8)

392 362 In truth, nobody really knows what to do with regards to combating terrorism.

The left wants to fight terrorism with hashtags and redistribution of wealth. That's stupid and won't work.

The neocon right wants to fight terrorism by invading the world. There is no stomach for that sort of thing anymore, if there ever was.

The isolationist right wants to fight terrorism by sealing up the border airtight and not letting them in. Problem is, that is a pure defense strategy and no level of border security will ever be 100% successful. Plus, the pure defense strategy is more likely to be injurious to everyone's civil liberties.

There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)



wow...

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (bMG0w)

393 ?Has Mr 'Wolcott' displayed sufficient 'intent' to inspire the investigative interest of Mr. Comey?

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (RO6kX)

394 What we need is a clever hashtag from Mooch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (1ZOkK)

395 Hillary looked like she was about to collapse after she gave that vapid statement on her plane. The lady just does not look well.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (+YTl9)
.............

I noticed her neck was really smooth. I think she's going to OD on Botox.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (HgMAr)

396 In truth, nobody really knows what to do with regards to combating terrorism.
----
Sure we do. Like in any war, you slaughter the other side until they relent. For example we could conduct daily nuclear bombardments of practicing muslim nations until they prove they've abandoned the faith by hanging all their imams.

Posted by: Methos at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (3Liv/)

397 364 very nicely done!

I'm imagining the accent as well

Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (GYPqZ)

398
Rosh Hashanah next month should be a blast.

G-d forbid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (9P3OG)

399 Comebacks for the asinine "sexist" argument Obama & the dems are now trotting out:, Sarah Palin, Libby Dole, Condaleeza Rice, Susana Martinez, Nikki Haley, Kelly Ayotte.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (wgFcF)

400 When mohammadans are afraid to leave their houses, we will have won the war on terror.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (7ZVPa)

401 Just got to the thread but if it hasn't been said already: The real threat to you and your safety are your idiot neighbor(s) who keep voting for Democrats and who give Obama his 50%+ approval rating.
It is these neighbors who are going to get you killed.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (sulRy)

402 There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)


All threats from the arab/persian/muslim world start and stop with control of the gulf oil fields. It's that simple.

Retake the gulf fields and the APM world withers and dies on the vine.

Posted by: Monty Hussein Obama at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (zc3Db)

403 There's rumours that Lawrence did take some near eastern DNA on board IYKWIM.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (Mog7K)

404 SIGH
And I would say, "Ignore him." But that advice is never taken so I'll see you all sometime later.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (LdMbv)

405 The next thing you know they'll be ending sentences with prepositions. They must be stopped!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (kvFuo)

406 Allah has all the attributes of Satan--- to a T.
And of course Satan's downfall was that he "wished to be worshiped like The Most High..."
That's the only spiritual connection between Islam and Judaism/Christianity.

Posted by: The Deplorable GasperGoo at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (s9DTK)

407 So, anyone know if early reports of these assh*les being on a deport list were accurate?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 19, 2016 12:27 PM (SeD0w)

408 .....I think.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)


You sure about that?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (TOk1P)

409 De-sock narrative.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (zc3Db)

410 oh right, how could I forget the "kill all the Muslims" strategy...

*rolls eyes*

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)

411 I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the
badass art! You do not wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley,
don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!
Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx narrative. Vwap! Fry
half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart narrative, phased
plasma pulse narratives in the 40watt range, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breaker narratives! We got
pressure cookers, we got knives, sharp sticks...

Posted by: Private Achmed Hudson at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (JO9+V)

412 The Committee to Elect Donald J. Trump would like to thank Ahmed Khan Rahami for his in-kind campaign contribution.

Posted by: Afroman at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (cA+Bz)

413 Under intense FBI questioning, Khan breaks , confesses he is militant Presbyterian. "John Calvin made me do it. "

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (ae17r)

414 398
Rosh Hashanah next month should be a blast.

G-d forbid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (9P3OG)



Praying hard for protection during the High Holy Days. Frankly, I'm surprised we haven't seen more, since Eid Al Adha coincided with September 11.

Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (VnCI9)

415 'Making bombs with ducks. Ingenious!'


Duck or chicken shit, diesel oil, and a blasting cap equivalent kicker will go right up... read it my Journalist Zombie Survival Manual and Bundt Cake Recipe Guide...


Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (3hIZX)

416 There's not enough here for a conviction, of that I'm certain. We shall be watching him closely though

Posted by: Comey supposed head of FbI at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (GYPqZ)

417 Bet the guys 7 roommates/family had no idea why he had all the pipes/cellphones/pressure cookers/etc.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (P/kVC)

418 Sefton I hope you are wrong on the blast thing... but when there is a religion built wound being a holy Bedouin warrior getting to paradise well critical thinking is in very short supply.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (5VD/X)

419 398,

I'd say "golf clap", but do they let his kind into the country club these days?

Heh.

BTW, congrats J.J. !

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (C9pBZ)

420 Damnit .......... barrel.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:29 PM (5UjJX)

421 Rosh Hashanah next month should be a blast.

G-d forbid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:26 PM (9P3OG)

Well at least for the first day and 1/2 I will be on Base surrounded by armed guards.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (zp+j1)

422 396
In truth, nobody really knows what to do with regards to combating terrorism.
----
Sure
we do. Like in any war, you slaughter the other side until they relent.
For example we could conduct daily nuclear bombardments of practicing
muslim nations until they prove they've abandoned the faith by hanging
all their imams.
---

THIS.

Also... outlaw Islam in the USA. Or at least call it a cult.

Close mosques.

Monitor finances of every islamic group.

Make it so that muslims don't want to be here. At all.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (tvyXw)

423 What shall we do about Muslims? We should keep wringing our hands and let them wipe out in the meantime.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (0mRoj)

424 Any idea of the whereabouts of young Clockmed, boy genius?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (J+eG2)

425 "Skipper, we're over the target."

"Alright, people, stand-by. We're about to release the "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" and "Moby Dick!""

Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (JBggj)

426 410 oh right, how could I forget the "kill all the Muslims" strategy...

*rolls eyes*
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)
-------------------------------------------------------

Seriously why is closing the border to Islamic immigration (even temporarily) such a bad thing to protect the citizens of the Republic?



Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (KhJh8)

427 424
Any idea of the whereabouts of young Clockmed, boy genius?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (J+eG2)


He's busy inventing the pressure cooker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (1ZOkK)

428 Saw a minivan this morning with only two bumper stickers on it:
1. STOP ELECTING IDIOTS (with pictures of Obama and Hillary)
2. HUCK FILLARY

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (HgMAr)

429 There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)

You forgot the assholes who figure that part of living with islam is having terrorist attacks.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (P/kVC)

430 Also... I read that there was 11 bombs in total across three locations.

Can you imagine if this happened and a Republican was in office?

There would be 24/7 SCREAMING from the MSM, politicians and liberals.

Now? Not so much.

/Queen Barry is Teflon

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (tvyXw)

431 The next thing you know they'll be ending sentences with prepositions.


That is the sort of nonsense up with which I shall not put.

Posted by: Winston Bandersnatch Churchill at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (mgbwf)

432
Awe come on people, get a grip. Yes there were some bombings but it's not like they were "bomb-bombs" or anything....

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (HSmrB)

433 Imma put my footnote up into your appendix if you don't stop it with the onslaught of puns.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (2Mnv1)

434 Seriously why is closing the border to Islamic immigration (even temporarily) such a bad thing to protect the citizens of the Republic?



Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (KhJh

It's not. Close the Border to ANYONE who can not be properly vetted AND MONITOR what the fuck is going on in the Mosques here in the USA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (zp+j1)

435 Well, that was a nice AM...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (C9pBZ)

436 Wipe US out

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (0mRoj)

437 oh right, how could I forget the "kill all the Muslims" strategy...
---
Probably because you are committed to surrendering to islam and forcing the rest of us into chains along side you.

Those of us with a passing knowledge of history would point out how we solved the Barbary pirates, along with the only way anyone has succeeded in curbing islamic expansion.

Posted by: Methos at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (3Liv/)

438 Islam seems determined to create another run of the Klan Night Riders. At this rate ... they'll get their wish.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (RKJF2)

439 The Nestorian in Mo' s inner circle was Bahira, a monk whom the Greeks accused of heresy (But then they said that about almost every non Greek / non Latin). I don't know if Mo's uncle (Abbas?) was Nestorian too but it's possible.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (Mog7K)

440 With Islamic narratives, they hang the participial

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (5VD/X)

441 Seriously why is closing the border to Islamic
immigration (even temporarily) such a bad thing to protect the citizens
of the Republic?









Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (KhJh


Didn't stop the germans and japanese, so why bother now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (P/kVC)

442 oh right, how could I forget the "kill all the Muslims" strategy...

*rolls eyes*

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)


Here's another strategy: Turn up at a blog and behave like a passive-aggressive pinhead, spouting stupid mischaracterizations of what others think and say.


Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (TOk1P)

443 Meanwhile, the front page o the NYTimes right now has a breathless update on Chris Christie's "Bridgegate" scandal competing for headline-space with this y-a-a-a-w-n-n-n bombing incident.

Priorities, priorities....

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (jBuUi)

444 *rolls eyes*
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)


Mika, is that you?

Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (Zs4uk)

445
OT - Vice President Joe Biden says he plans to dedicate his career after politics to cancer research -- and to do so for "as long as I'm alive" -- but ruled out serving in Hillary Clinton's administration should she win the White House this fall.

Early rat deserts a sinking ship?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (BK3ZS)

446 Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:17 PM (jBuUi)

Well done! Here comes the Peace Bomb!

Posted by: starboardhelm at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (hOtJL)

447

Ohh, look, a really slimy banana peel... it gives me an idea!

Here Jeff, hold this...

Posted by: Shemp Smith, Dumpster Meister at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (Pby3z)

448 Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (tvyXw)

There is not an Islamic country that is self sufficient, they all use Western Technology, and food...

Iran was batch slapped by the sanctions, even though everyone was cheating on them... stop the flow of goods and services to Islamic countries... and they would fold in a hurry.

Oh.... and between Russia, and the US, with fracking, we have plenty of oil ourselves... so that would not be a real impediment.

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (qf6WZ)

449 421
Well at least for the first day and 1/2 I will be on Base surrounded by armed guards.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (zp+j1)


Considering the state of our military, that might include relatives of Nidal Hasan.

Gevalt. Stay safe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (9P3OG)

450 Breaking: Actual recording of the narrative war released.

"Death to the infidels!"

"Would a job and some self respect make you feel better about us?"

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (4ng05)

451 Problem is, that is a pure defense strategy and no level of border security will ever be 100% successful.>>>

Police are not 100% successful we should give up on having them out there too.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (XtAzU)

452 Hillary trying very hard to blame Trump for the ISIS recruitment, terror etc.

-
From WZ: Hillzebub says Trump's rhetoric "has given aid and comfort" to ISIS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (Nwg0u)

453 There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.
Posted by: chemjeff
---------------
The wrong people are being consulted.

I've some pretty clear, cut & dried ideas on how to combat terrorism and those who practice or preach it - right on these very pages.
Including my own.
You could ask the next 24 yr-old, fresh back from the sandbox combat vet you run into

You may not agree with them, but these ideas are very straightforward and easy to implement. 99,9% chance to be super effective, too.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (j1QJp)

454 Seriously why is closing the border to Islamic
immigration (even temporarily) such a bad thing to protect the citizens
of the Republic?









Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:30 PM (KhJh

Because not all Muslims are terrorists?
I'm not arguing against border security, just that it really shouldn't be the only strategy in combating terrorism. That is like having a one-dimensional defense in a football game. It won't work.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (gXKl3)

455 Under intense FBI questioning, Khan breaks ,
............

Confesses "Yes. YES! I admit I hid your car keys!"

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (HgMAr)

456 There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3)
=====
Don't worry, be happy. We can absorb these hiccups.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (MIKMs)

457 Breaking: Alleged Bomber Suspect sent to Hospital.
Given Obamacare.... Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (FVvi+)

458 Have they reported names or any other details on the 5 guys the FBI stopped on the Verranzano bridge?

--

They were just the guys from Saturday Night Fever. They've been questioned and released.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (+FSld)

459 If Christians knew what is said about Jesus and ascribed to Jesus in the Koran and Suras, their heads would explode. It not only teaches that Jesus prophesied about Mohammed's arrival as the final Prophet, completely fabricating quotes, but also says that Jesus then intentionally faked his death and wasn't crucified and is a charlatan.

Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (jBuUi)



I've pissed off more than one priest pointing this out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (X6fMO)

460 They caught him alive, which is good. Now, they can torture him by playing hillary's comments this morning on a continuous loop

Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (GYPqZ)

461 Police are not 100% successful we should give up on having them out there too.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (XtAzU)

No one is saying to give up on border security, just that it can't be the only strategy.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (gXKl3)

462 "Ahmed Khan Rahami."


I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (IMdxB)

463 I noticed in Queen Barry, the Magnificent's speech, all reference to bystanders focused on how we were lucky there were not more people injured.

Apparently, when sucking cock, he has difficulty verbalizing the word "Killed".

And he struggles with 'Murdered" as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (J+eG2)

464
Rush is definitely a lurker.

Talking about Clock Boy now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (9P3OG)

465 Has Brian Ross confirmed that this guy is a Tea Partier?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (B+qrE)

466 maybe someone can tell Cavuto to clear his throat.

Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203b at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (2JQBv)

467 . Problem is, that is a pure defense strategy and no level of border security will ever be 100% successful
Posted by: chemjeff


Nirvana fallacy. You want to know how I know you never took debate in high school?

. Plus, the pure defense strategy is more likely to be injurious to everyone's civil liberties.


No liberties are injured by screening foreigners.

There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.




It's only unclear to idiots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (V3IFq)

468 Rush is definitely a lurker.

It's Snerdley.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (B+qrE)

469 Vice President Joe Biden says he plans to dedicate his career after politics to cancer research -- and to do so for "as long as I'm alive" -- but ruled out serving in Hillary Clinton's administration should she win the White House this fall.

-
Acting as a guinea pig?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)

470 Here's another strategy: Turn up at a blog and behave like a passive-aggressive pinhead, spouting stupid mischaracterizations of what others think and say.




Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (TOk1P)

You're arguing with someone who a couple of nights ago was arguing that we should give up our right to self defense to the State...

Lost cause...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (qf6WZ)

471 BoulderTerlit Hobo can correct me if I am wrong, but I believe Muhammad's uncle was a Nestorian-which was a heretical "Christian" group-which believed Jesus the person was separate from Jesus the Divine Savior. That would be the "Christian" influence.
Posted by: Moki at September 19, 2016 12:20 PM (VnCI9)


Plausible. Many of the stories Islam tells about Jesus come from non-canonical sources such as the Infancy Gospel of Thomas.

Muhammad's relationship to Christianity is bizarre. He speaks well of the gospels ("Injil"), but anyone with eve passing familiarity with their content would realize that Muhammad's teachings are beyond heretical in that sense.

Modern Muslims argue that Christians chose to disbelieve the message of Islam, to the point that they altered the gospels to hide proclamations of Muhammad's coming.

Posted by: Hal at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (9+Yad)

472 "Vice President Joe Biden says he plans to dedicate his career after politics to cancer research"

Ummmm, but according to Obama's last SOTU, Biden is actually supposed to be doing that right now.

That's what Obama announced to Congress: he was directing a "moon shot" effort to immediately find a cancer cure, with Biden in charge of it.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (noWW6)

473 latest left meme "America has always seen ambitious women as unhealthy"..snort.


News to me.

Posted by: Amelia Earhart at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (X6fMO)

474 It's not. Close the Border to ANYONE who can not be properly vetted AND MONITOR what the fuck is going on in the Mosques here in the USA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:31 PM (zp+j1)


Screw vetting. I have no desire to import any muslims, period. I don't give a shit about "vetting". The muslims have 57 muzzie nations to go to. They have no need to come here and we have no desire to have them come here. End of story.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (zc3Db)

475 >>The neocon right wants to fight terrorism by invading the world. There is no stomach for that sort of thing anymore, if there ever was.

The world better take some Pepto because the only way to beat them is to go over there and kill them before they are allowed to come here. I know it's trendy these day to pretend that we hadn't actually won the war in Iraq and were well down the road toward pacifying the country when Obama came into office, pulled the troops, ignored the expansion of ISIS and other terror groups and put immigration from those countries on the front burner, but that actually happened. So yeah, we do know how to stop this, we just lack the will.

It won't just be "neocons" calling for a return to killing them over there before they come here soon. Everyone will once they kill enough of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (/tuJf)

476 We're in a Narrative Fight with ISIL." Oh grand. So much more civilized than a real fight.

When do we get to the Hiroshima Redux chapter?

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (8J/Te)

477
This thread is close to needing an Imodium infusion, stat!

Later...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (BK3ZS)

478 468 Rush is definitely a lurker.

It's Snerdley.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (B+qrE)


Same difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (9P3OG)

479 Seriously why is closing the border to Islamic immigration (even
temporarily) such a bad thing to protect the citizens of the Republic?
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1. Diversity
2. Closing borders is racist
3. We're bombing their nations, we owe them this
4. Everyone deserves to be American!
5. Muslim men will impregnate white women, who will have lower IQ children, who won't have independent thoughts and will be easy to control.
5. Queen Barry has spent like a drunken sailor on shore leave, and we have no way out of total economic collapse, so if we bring in Muslims and other dangerous illegals, that will set the stage for either an international war or a civil war. That will then lead to a one world government, which is what everyone needs. One world where our every thought and action is monitored and controlled by the government. Oh sweet utopia!

Posted by: the MSM and Libtards Everywhere at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (tvyXw)

480 oh right, how could I forget the "kill all the Muslims" strategy...
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: chemjeff



I think in the end, this is going to be a existential fight. Mainly because the other side has a "kill all the infidels" strategy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (ODxAs)

481 478 LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS NOW.
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (XzRw1)


How about in 5 minutes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (9P3OG)

482 There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3

First, we all convert to Islam.

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (3myMJ)

483 The biggest complaint I've heard from son and his vet buddies, is they didn't get to kill enough jihadis. Queen Barry's ROE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (1ZOkK)

484 Breaking: Alleged Bomber Suspect sent to Hospital.

Given Obamacare.... Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (FVvi+)


======================
Only if he has a Bronze-level policy.

Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (JBggj)

485 As soon as they finish pushing in their stools

They have C Diff?

Posted by: algore at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (kf1Nc)

486 You *need* me on that ivory tower wall, throwing my hands up and declaring that

There's nothing that we can do.

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (gyKtp)

487 Chris Hayes is nothing but a smear on a fuckstick

What a dumbass, Would Timothy McVeigh agree ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (M+Lyo)

488 426 410 oh right, how could I forget the "kill all the Muslims" strategy...

*rolls eyes*
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)


Enforcing EXISTING immigration law would be a start. It seems most of these incidents are from those that would have probably been deported.

I don't recall this level of terrorism happening before ... oh, ...2009.

Or, so.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (5UjJX)

489 "We're in a Narrative Fight with ISIL."

That was too harsh. It's more of a dust-up, really, hardly more than a tete-a-tete.

Posted by: Josh Earnest at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (F1ndw)

490 Because not all Muslims are terrorists?
I'm not arguing against border security, just that it really shouldn't be the only strategy in combating terrorism. That is like having a one-dimensional defense in a football game. It won't work.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:33 PM (gXKl3)

--------------------------------------------------------

But a lot sympathize with them according to various polls. So instead of invading half the middle east lets just temporarily stop the flow of Muslim immigrants until they can get their own religious fundamentalists under control. I mean this is their problem, not ours.

BTW: What is your strategy?

Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (KhJh8)

491 Because not all Muslims are terrorists?

That's laughable...and also NOT the point, because MOST terrorists are Muslim. And only a brain dead left wing idiot would go out of their way to import hundreds of thousands unvetted and undocumented muslims from a war zone into our Country!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (zp+j1)

492
So Oma Panzersuit has openly accused Trump of treason. And what do we do with those convicted of same?

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (9P3OG)

493 Just saw the photos; this Rahami fella is pretty..robust. Starvation is definitely not the root of his angst.

Posted by: IC at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (a0IVu)

494 You're arguing with someone who a couple of nights
ago was arguing that we should give up our right to self defense to the
State...



Lost cause...



Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (qf6WZ)

That is just not true. Why must you lie about what I said?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (gXKl3)

495 It's pretty clear now the Angry Amish have pushed the narrative war into new territory.

Songs.

Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with Korani
When you sing you begin with Ahmad RaMi

Ahmad RaMi, Ahmad RaMi
The first three notes just happen to be
Ahmad RaMi, Ahmad RaM

Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (/m8T6)

496 482 There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3

First, we all convert to Islam.
Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:36 PM (3myMJ)

Now now, there are other options. Live as dhimmis or die.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (0mRoj)

497 When do we get to the Hiroshima Redux chapter?


Where they go upriver and argue philosophy with French colonialists?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (mgbwf)

498 Does the Obama administration actually think that making strides on the "narrative war" is actually doing something?

Eff these people are insane. Leftism truly is a mental disorder.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (U+nHb)

499 Don't forget this isn't a killing war per se, well, on their side yes, but we mustn't yield to those sorts of tactics

Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (GYPqZ)

500 Annnnnd.....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1801887/ woman-found-tied-up-and-gagged -after-being-raped-and-beaten-by-algerian-migrants-under-paris-landmark/

'EIFFEL TOWER GANG RAPE' Woman 'found tied up and gagged after being raped and beaten by Algerian migrants under Paris landmark'

Move along now, nothing to see here.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (jBuUi)

501 Breaking: Actual recording of the narrative war released.



"Death to the infidels!"



"Would a job and some self respect make you feel better about us?"

----

Sorry, you're a bit off. It's:

"Death to the infidels!"

"Would government handouts for life and the ability to commit any crime you want without retribution make you feel better about things in general?"

Posted by: Your Betters at the MSM at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (tvyXw)

502 Doesn't Shep have a bathroom stall to tend?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (1ZOkK)

503 The next thing you know they'll be ending sentences with prepositions.

-
That must be a war crime.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (Nwg0u)

504 Another challenge for hashtag diplomacy.

But I am certain that by the end of the day our State Department will have rallied on won the Twitter

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (/HC6x)

505 I'm not arguing against border security, just that it really shouldn't be the only strategy in combating terrorism. That is like having a one-dimensional defense in a football game. It won't work.
Posted by: chemjeff


Who is arguing only for border security?

Name that person.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (V3IFq)

506 500 Annnnnd.....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1801887/ woman-found-tied-up-and-gagged -after-being-raped-and-beaten-by-algerian-migrants-under-paris-landmark/

'EIFFEL TOWER GANG RAPE' Woman 'found tied up and gagged after being raped and beaten by Algerian migrants under Paris landmark'

Move along now, nothing to see here.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (jBuUi)

But we shouldn't keep them out, because not all Algerians are rapists.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (0mRoj)

507 We have nothing to fear from narratives in the White House.

Posted by: Senator McVain at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (/m8T6)

508 I continue to wonder if the proud native son could pull off an unexpected NY victory over the coughing carpetbagger.


Posted by: torquewrench at September 19, 2016 12:19 PM (noWW6)

Nope, not a chance. Because the big city is full of people who happily put deBlasio in office.

Posted by: physics geek at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (MT22W)

509 oh right, how could I forget the "kill all the Muslims" strategy...

*rolls eyes*


Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:28 PM (gXKl3)



Two targeted atomic bombs caused Imperial Japan to surrender. You don't think vaporizing Mecca and Medina would cause a few musslemen to think twice?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (X6fMO)

510 Oh, but Islam is a "sister religion" that worships the "same God," yadda yadda.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:10 PM (jBuUi)


I've pissed off more than one priest pointing this out.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (X6fMO)

My wife has a good friend who is Muslim who invited us to a party a few years ago that was attended predominately by other Muslims. Somehow word got out about my being a Jew and one of the men I got in a conversation with started the "We all worship the same G-d," stuff. I told him emphatically, "No we don't," with a twist of sarcastic chuckle. Needless to say, the party ended for me pretty much at that exact moment.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (4ng05)

511 Just saw the photos; this Rahami fella is pretty..robust. Starvation is definitely not the root of his angst.
Posted by: IC

fried chicken diet will do that to a man

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (y+Ufa)

512 Chemjeff: the problem is no level of border security will ever be 100% successful.


Other great thoughts from Chemjeff:

"If I can't screw Kate Upton, what's the point of screwing any woman, cause she won't be 100% as hot?"

"If I can't drink Chateau Lafite 1787, what's the point of drinking any wine, cause it won't be 100% as good?

"If I can't end up looking like Brad Pitt, what's the point of getting in shape at all, cause I'm never gonna get 100% of the chicks he gets."

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (fgOnp)

513 Does the Obama administration actually think that making strides on the "narrative war" is actually doing something?

The Administration is pissed that the terrorist get more likes on Facebook than they do.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (/HC6x)

514 Funny how it never occurred to Colonel Sanders that defective pressure cookers would make great homemade bombs.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (2Mnv1)

515 A couple bombings a week from the 680,000 potential bombers we've given you is pretty good, don't you think? About the same as you'd expect from the same number of Lutherans.

Posted by: Barack Hussein at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (F1ndw)

516 Killing me softly

Time for a re-release me thinks.

Could make a real impact here

Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (GYPqZ)

517
Chemjeff, we stop letting in Muslims. Then we deport the muslims already here.

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (Dtao3)

518 'EIFFEL TOWER GANG RAPE' Woman 'found tied up and gagged after being raped and beaten by Algerian migrants under Paris landmark'
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Just chemjeff's muslim buddies proving their territorial control. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Methos at September 19, 2016 12:40 PM (3Liv/)

519 We're not even winning The Narrative.

CNN before the guy was caught--

It's not a bomb.

It's not related to the 5K bomb in New Jersey.

It's not terrorism.

Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (fi5nC)

520 So now we are in a "narrative" War? I thought it was an "something" war? what did that ass call it? It started with an A I think?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (zp+j1)

521 Who is arguing only for border security?



Name that person.
---

A friend of mine who is a Democrat who says he is voting for Trump.

Does not see a wall as a policy issue, just stupid grandstanding from Trump.

Also says Trump has no ideas and no platform, as opposed to Hillary, who is very positive and full of ideas.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (tvyXw)

522 482 There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3


We are in a generational war that has lasted for centuries with a violent, nihilistic, medieval ideology that seeks our subjugation or death.

You administer as much violence on them, as quickly as possible to make them rethink what they are doing. Not that I am a democracy project advocate, but Islam must be de-Nazified, like we did the Germans after 1945. Must. Be. Done.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (9P3OG)

523 The biggest threat is not the terrorist.....its the backlash.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (/HC6x)

524 The next thing you know they'll be ending sentences with prepositions.

-
That must be a war crime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (Nwg0u)

What time should we expect that at?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (4ng05)

525 Not saying Shemp is light in the loafers, but if took his bathroom tapdance to the stage he'd be the next Feed Astaire

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (Mog7K)

526 I'm not arguing against border security, just that it really shouldn't be the only strategy in combating terrorism. That is like having a one-dimensional defense in a football game. It won't work.
Posted by: chemjeff

--------------

Hold my beer. I'm gonna passive aggressive all over this rest of this thread.

Posted by: guy who lets others hold his beer at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (bsDXW)

527
Chemjeff wants do nothing and just get used to the terrorism. Just live with it.

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (Dtao3)

528 Since ISIS is merely killing flesh-and-blood Americans, while we are whupping ass on narrative Islamists terrorists activists, we must be winning.

Posted by: George LeS at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (+TcCF)

529 Fred, even

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (Mog7K)

530
491 Because not all Muslims are terrorists?

That's laughable...and also NOT the point, because MOST terrorists are Muslim. And only a brain dead left wing idiot would go out of their way to import hundreds of thousands unvetted and undocumented muslims from a war zone into our Country!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (zp+j1)


Simpler.... we have freedom of religion in this country, and they have Free Will HERE.

Ergo, they CHOOSE to follow a belief system that is Treasonous to the Constitution, as they CHOOSE to believe that Sharia Law is above Secular Law..... and ACT on it.

Thus they choose treason, by following said belief system.

If they wish to stay, they can change religions.. because as the Supremes said, the Constitution is not a Suicide Pact.

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (qf6WZ)

531 Kreb, exactly.

Islam after its first couple centuries of meteoric conquests has experienced occasional reversions to that explosive time. And it usually requires a Biblical beating down for them to play nice again for a century or two.

cf: 'Chinese' Gordon and Khartoum

The greatest divergence between Islam and Judeo-Christianity does not lie in the heretical Neostorian Christian beliefs that permeate it. Instead the greatest divergence is in Islam Allah is absolutely unknowable/incomprehensible to Man.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (5VD/X)

532 522 482 There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3


We are in a generational war that has lasted for centuries with a violent, nihilistic, medieval ideology that seeks our subjugation or death.

You administer as much violence on them, as quickly as possible to make them rethink what they are doing. Not that I am a democracy project advocate, but Islam must be de-Nazified, like we did the Germans after 1945. Must. Be. Done.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2016 12:41 PM (9P3OG)

Careful there JJ. You might get a viciously exasperated eye roll directed at you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (0mRoj)

533 Fix Bayonarratives and CHAAARRGE!

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please come back to help us at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (Ky8Iq)

534 no "clear idea" what to do.... here are a few ideas that gained tremendous popularity recently - build a fucking wall, extreme vetting and moratorium on immigration/refugees from countries run by islamists, bring back torture and waterboarding

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (c6/9Q)

535 No liberties are injured by screening foreigners.

That isn't what I'm referring to. I'm referring to the types of comments right here who want Islam to be made illegal and all the mosques to be monitored. That is injurious to our freedom of religion, not to mention Fourth Amendment concerns, after all I'm sure some of those individuals visiting mosques are American citizens. That is the type of thing that a pure defense strategy gets us. More *domestic* monitoring, more *domestic* surveillance, more of a security state, for both foreigners AND citizens alike.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)

536 We will leave no thesaurus unturned!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)

537 That is just not true. Why must you lie about what I said?


Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:37 PM (gXKl3)



That's funny. Since you have lied about what others said with your very first comment.

This thread is an excellent example of why you have so thoroughly poisoned the well and people groan when they see your name.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (bMG0w)

538 Doesn't Shep have a bathroom stall to tend?
..............

If I went in a bathroom and Shep was standing there with a towel over his arm, I'd just crap in the hallway.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (HgMAr)

539 527
Chemjeff wants do nothing and just get used to the terrorism. Just live with it.

Posted by: M Magoo's at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (Dtao3)


He is a proponent of the Narrative War... not real War... or even a real fight...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (qf6WZ)

540
'EIFFEL TOWER GANG RAPE' Woman 'found tied up and gagged after being raped and beaten by Algerian migrants under Paris landmark'



Move along now, nothing to see here.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:38 PM (jBuUi)


By all means, let's keep letting the scum into this country, while limiting the Christians fleeing Syria and Iraq. *rage headache*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (1ZOkK)

541 Even his partisans are getting tired of the Pesident's narratives*

http://tinyurl.com/hl64fvd





*except for Shep, of course

Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (/m8T6)

542 shep is a voice of nonsense

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (0O7c5)

543 The Jewish God wouldn't tell His worshippers to kiss and now to a stone.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (Mog7K)

544 There really is no clear idea on what to do, I think.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:22 PM (gXKl3

Let in all the Mexicans so there won't be any room for Muslims.

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (3myMJ)

545 Jeezuz next incident--everyone is going to need a code book to watch CNN.

Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (fi5nC)

546 Chemjeff,


You lock your doors at night or when you're gone? If so, why? If not, why not?



Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (Enq6K)

547 Okay kids--kinetic action ---means what?

Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (fi5nC)

548 Bow, even.

To bell with auto correct on this phone

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (Mog7K)

549 Good grief. The Lying Hag said we should be "vigilant not afraid". Honestly, who wrote that shit, some 12 year old?

What the hell does that even mean? Vigilant against what- the bogeyman she keeps telling us doesn't exist, yet keeps trying to murder us?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (+YTl9)

550 The answer is The Carthaginian Solution

Oh, sorry Alex, what is the Carthaginian Solution

Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (GYPqZ)

551 I'm referring to the types of comments right here who want Islam to be made illegal and all the mosques to be monitored.

BULLFUCKINSHIT!

There is a HUGE difference between calling of islam to be illegal, which most people are not doing except tongue in cheek, and monitoring Mosques. If they are inciting violence and treason then it is sure as fuck fair game to monitor them. S

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (zp+j1)

552 Let in all the Mexicans so there won't be any room for Muslims.

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:44 PM (3myMJ)
the muslims are sneaking in as mexicans

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (0O7c5)

553
That isn't what I'm referring to. I'm referring to the types of comments right here who want Islam to be made illegal and all the mosques to be monitored.
Posted by: chemjeff


You're gonna get some serious splinters fucking all those strawmen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (V3IFq)

554 bs line: some people want to "kill all the muslims"

#2 bs line: some people want a defensive strategy of border security (which won't be 100% effective OR have a fresh lemon scent).

#3: Ignore the shitshow that is INS/ICE/whatever churning out visas months AFTER the 9/11 terrorists kiled 3,000 people and themselves, with oppsie citizenship to people with deportation orders 15 years later.

cue the eye rolling.

Posted by: adverse chemical reaction (boom) at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (326rv)

555 70

Pic of him here. on sidewalk, handcuffed after shootout:





https://twitter.com/JBN/status/777889481802280960/photo/1





Captured by citizen journalist.



Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 11:49 AM (jBuUi)

Somebody likes Volkswagens.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (43OZ6)

556
Who is arguing only for border security?



Name that person.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:39 PM (V3IFq)

Perhaps no one is per se. But the right has seemingly collectively rejected the neocon idea of invading the world. If we aren't going to fight them over there, then that leaves only defense, does it not?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (gXKl3)

557 We shall fight on the ballads, we shall fight on the literary works, we shall fight in the fables and in the sagas, we shall fight in the homilies; we shall never surrender!

Posted by: Winston Churchill, in a dumpster in the White House basement at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (ckvus)

558 Never bring a bomb to a narrative fight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (rwI+c)

559 Originally CNN was surmising that this was probably--"a property dispute".

Or--"a construction accident".

Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (fi5nC)

560 Jeebus. Outta here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (1ZOkK)

561 The Lying Hag said we should be "vigilant not afraid".
=============================

I'm not afraid. An I am vigilant. But, then again, I'm armed.

Posted by: MTF at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (/m8T6)

562
You're gonna get some serious splinters fucking all those strawmen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (V3IFq)

See #422 for starters

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (gXKl3)

563 I blame NASA.

Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (FVvi+)

564 when all is lost fall back on left wing terms like neocon. Can alt right be far behind?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (zp+j1)

565 the muslims are sneaking in as mexicans
Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (0O7c5)

Buzzkiller.

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (3myMJ)

566 You don't need a permit or a warrant to sit down in my Church and listen to the Minister when he delivers his Sermon.

Why should you need one to listen to a imam?

Someone please keep the matches and lighters away from all this straw piling up.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 19, 2016 12:47 PM (d76uN)

567 Now, I am become chemjeff, the destroyer of threads.

Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (JO9+V)

568 In truth, nobody really knows what to do with regards to combating terrorism.
***
Traditionally the way "terrorism" was dealt with was escalating retaliation.

Generally groups that were weaker in pure military terms would not try this sort of warfare unless they were threatened with extermination because that is what the response would be ultimately from the stronger power.

Frankly, the notion of a weak military power sending individuals to the homeland of a neutral strong power to massacre its civilians should be considered absurd, and would be if we were not hamstrung by political correctness.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (X7E8f)

569 We shall fight on the ballads, we shall fight on the literary works, we shall fight in the fables and in the sagas, we shall fight in the homilies; we shall never surrender!

Posted by: Winston Churchill, in a dumpster in the White House basement at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (ckvus)

********************

Ha! All your similes are belonging to US!

Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (fi5nC)

570 Narrative Fight.
In saner times that would be known as a Propaganda War.

Posted by: TOF at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (ajH0M)

571 bs line: some people want to "kill all the muslims"

See #396 for starters

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (gXKl3)

572 "Perhaps no one is per se."

lets leave this one to argue with himself, doing a bang-up job, making up arguments and then spinning hard trying to invalidate them

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (c6/9Q)

573 553
That isn't what I'm referring to. I'm referring to the types of comments right here who want Islam to be made illegal and all the mosques to be monitored.
Posted by: chemjeff

You're gonna get some serious splinters fucking all those strawmen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (V3IFq)

Better them than me.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 19, 2016 12:48 PM (7HtZB)

574 The Lying Hag said we should be "vigilant not afraid".

Because in a narrative fight she has Sid the Kid Blumethal who will shiv you with a nasty leak.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (/HC6x)

575 more bs: invoke neocons, "invading the world" and pretend that the only remaining option is hide behind borders.

it was your assertion. Support it or laugh at it like we are.

Posted by: adverse chemical reaction (boom) at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (326rv)

576 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (KB6If)

577 Never bring a bomb to a narrative fight.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (rwI+c)

We shall narrate them on the beaches,
We shall narrate them in the hills and in the streets.
We shall never stop narrating.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Make deplorable adorable again!) at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (4ng05)

578 553
That isn't what I'm referring to. I'm referring to the types of comments right here who want Islam to be made illegal and all the mosques to be monitored.
Posted by: chemjeff

And you said there was no plan.

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (3myMJ)

579 560
Jeebus. Outta here.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (1ZOkK)


Right behind you....well, not in the literal sense.

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (Enq6K)

580 Perhaps no one is per se.
Posted by: chemjeff


Oh, right. It's just time for some virtue signalling from you. Thanks.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (V3IFq)

581 what mosque did the guy belong to? take it down.....pack up his family and put them on a plane back to their place of origin......freeze their bank accounts. bye mohamed !


Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (0O7c5)

582 'EIFFEL TOWER GANG RAPE' Woman 'found tied up and gagged after being raped and beaten by Algerian migrants under Paris landmark'

-
If only she'd had a dictionary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (Nwg0u)

583 Wanna know why the cops caught this guy so fast?

It really wasn't that hard.

The guy used a cell phone that linked back to his family's cell phone plan. (according to reddit)

Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (fi5nC)

584 From a Drudge link:

MIAMI BEACH (CBSMiami) - Three men have been arrested after creating a security scare atop a Miami Beach penthouse.

Mohamed Azab Youssef, 39, Artur Schaback, 28, and Ivan Suhharev, 28, were apprehended by Miami Beach Police Friday, September 17th.

Police said Schaback and Suhharev were witnessed aiming an AR-15 rifle off the penthouse balcony at 1100 Collins Avenue, including Schaback wearing a mask over his face.


They were also taking photos.

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (gyKtp)

585 Jeebus. Outta here.


******


Yep! Me too. Same reason.


Endeavor to persevere y'all.

Posted by: Muldoon, a deplorable man at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (wPiJc)

586 Chronic Bacon Deficiency? CBD.

Posted by: USA at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (FVvi+)

587 Now that we have established that our situation is hopeless, where do I report to in order to surrender?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (J+eG2)

588 Pic of him here. on sidewalk, handcuffed after shootout:
...............

"Nice tummy." - Shep

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (HgMAr)

589 547 Okay kids--kinetic action ---means what?
Posted by: Homes at September 19, 2016 12:45 PM (fi5nC)


High-speed Narratives.

Duh.....

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (5UjJX)

590 Are we ever going to finally admit that Islam is NOT a religion? It is an inherently violent politcal ideology which has waged death and destruction for more tha 1500 years.

Too many good people sacrificed far too much to get us to where we are today civilization-wise and I refuse to hand over the keys to Western Civilization to a band of muzzies.


Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (lr0dH)

591
That's funny. Since you have lied about what others said with your very first comment.



This thread is an excellent example of why you have so thoroughly poisoned the well and people groan when they see your name.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 12:43 PM (bMG0w)

That is ridiculous. I have not lied about what any person has said in this thread.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:51 PM (gXKl3)

592 And if we hadn't dropped a 10-megaton limerick on Hiroshima, the Japanese haikus would never have surrendered!

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 12:25 PM (jBuUi)

If Muldoon had had been around, the war would have ended in early 1943, thanks to thousands of rounds of deadly puns.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 19, 2016 12:51 PM (u0lmX)

593 If this is a "battle of narratives" then TFG is playing Harold and the Purple Crayon, while ISIS is playing Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 19, 2016 12:51 PM (eEems)

594 We have nothing to fear,
accept being bombed, stabbed, shot or machetteed by disadvantaged, aggrieved and otherwise peaceful (pre Donald trump) Islamic people.

Posted by: Ed gibbon at September 19, 2016 12:52 PM (GYPqZ)

595 I like to check the comments on headlines on msn.com to see what people outside our corner are thinking. I notice that they turned off their comments for the "backlash feared in MN" article. Heh.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2016 12:52 PM (7HtZB)

596 218 "Oops! Got caught!" - Jeh Johnson

FIFY

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 19, 2016 12:52 PM (LeUrG)

597 Cops need to dip their bullets in bacon fat.

Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 12:52 PM (1d5us)

598 I have another proposal. Ignore CJ's "look at meeeee" comments. Otherwise his threadjacks become successful.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:52 PM (0mRoj)

599 This election may result in an extinction level event for the media. They are having an historic, epic meltdown.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2016 12:53 PM (s7hQ/)

600 "no clear plan"

Not our job. See, "President, USA".

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:53 PM (3myMJ)

601 Put a goat in his cell and watch what happens.

Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 12:53 PM (1d5us)

602 575
more bs: invoke neocons, "invading the world" and pretend that the only remaining option is hide behind borders.



it was your assertion. Support it or laugh at it like we are.


What is your third option then?

If we aren't playing offense, then we are playing defense.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:54 PM (gXKl3)

603 Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:32 PM (TOk1P)

You're arguing with someone who a couple of nights ago was arguing that we should give up our right to self defense to the State...

Lost cause...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 12:35 PM (qf6WZ)


Which is why I don't argue with him. I'm purely of the point at and mock, with contempt phase of interacting with said party.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2016 12:54 PM (TOk1P)

604 601 Put a goat in his cell and watch what happens.
Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 12:53 PM (1d5us)

I thought conjugal visits were a special privilege for model prisoners.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:55 PM (0mRoj)

605 Thanks for keeping us safe JEF!

Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 12:55 PM (1d5us)

606 590 Are we ever going to finally admit that Islam is NOT a religion? It is an inherently violent politcal ideology which has waged death and destruction for more tha 1500 years.

Too many good people sacrificed far too much to get us to where we are today civilization-wise and I refuse to hand over the keys to Western Civilization to a band of muzzies.


Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 19, 2016 12:50 PM (lr0dH)


Perhaps, 25% of this country firmly understand that. The rest?

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 19, 2016 12:55 PM (5UjJX)

607 Perhaps no one is per se. But the right has seemingly collectively rejected the neocon idea of invading the world.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:46 PM (gXKl3)


Stop that bullshit. Neocons never wanted to "invade the world" to begin with. The neocon mistake was only in thinking that we could civilize the arab world on the cheap.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 12:55 PM (zc3Db)

608 Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)

------------------------------------------------------------

Once again what is your plan for stopping Jihadists from raping, beating, and slaughtering infidels? Most Muslims so called "peaceful" Muslims seem to stand by and let it happen, of course with a few boiler plate responses about "not killing innocent people"...where "innocent" being interpreted in the Islamic world as only Muslims. Infidels are not innocent according to the many Muslims for failing to accept Allah and his prophet.

If we let this go on and on, you will end up like Europe. Hirsi Ali said one time that if people like you don't come up with realistic plans to stop Islamic aggression you will end up with two sides in Europe: A hard right European first side vs. Islamic side (I will add their allies in the Communist left). People like you will be squeezed out because in times of mayhem no one is going to worry about subtle things constitutional safe guards and laws anymore.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:56 PM (KhJh8)

609 Bag em Tag em, get em outtahere

Posted by: Cowboy Trump at September 19, 2016 12:56 PM (1d5us)

610 This is simple--REALLY!--When confronted by a lethal contagious disease, those carriers must be isolated/eliminated. It's why they're spraying for mosquitoes-- same principle with the islamists.

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at September 19, 2016 12:56 PM (2rHWA)

611 "1-in-5 Syrian refugees settled in New York area..."

Finally, some good news!

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 12:57 PM (3myMJ)

612
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:49 PM (V3IFq)

I see you ignored the rest of my comment.
If there is no stomach for the neocon strategy, then what else is left?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:57 PM (gXKl3)

613 It was a dark and stormy night.

Take that, ISIL!

Sincerely,

Posted by: Barack Hussein Hemingway, Novelist-in-Chief at September 19, 2016 12:58 PM (m6qV1)

614 Chem,
All muslims may not be terrorists, but damn near all terrorists are muslim.

And we don't need to kill them all. Just enough to put fear into the core of tear being.
Let's start with any known adherant of jihad. You kill my son? I kill you and every single member of your family. Extended family, even. Women, children, grandfathers. Every single one. Eliminate the entire bloodline.
Then I bulldoze the cinderblock hovel you call a home.

Was. Rinse. Repeat.
Until the message is received.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:58 PM (j1QJp)

615 Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 12:56 PM (KhJh


I admit I don't have a plan myself. I don't like any of the options on the table at the moment.


The leftist strategy is ridiculous. The neocon strategy is not politically possible. The pure defense strategy won't be successful and will wind up injuring our civil rights.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:00 PM (gXKl3)

616 Ace: mispelled the suspect's name

That's quite a typo!

And funny, Ace.

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click here for deplorable stuff at September 19, 2016 01:00 PM (FrMyu)

617 I see you ignored the rest of my comment.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:57 PM (gXKl3)

Now that gives me an idea.

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 01:01 PM (3myMJ)

618 You kill my son? I kill you and every single member of your family.
Extended family, even. Women, children, grandfathers. Every single one.
Eliminate the entire bloodline.



No. That's not honorable, that is against the rules of war, we didn't even devolve to that level of brutality when fighting the Nazis.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:01 PM (gXKl3)

619 What the Fuck is a Narrative Fight?
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 11:55 AM (afzAq)


I'm pretty sure it involves a lot of biting, scratching, and hair pulling.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 19, 2016 01:02 PM (wKcQA)

620 No one is saying to give up on border security, just that it can't be the only strategy.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:34 PM (gXKl3)


OK, OK, border security, plus nuking the living shit out of every muzzie holy site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 01:03 PM (Bvr/A)

621 220 We shall narrate on the beaches, we shall narrate on the landing grounds, we shall narrate in the fields and in the streets, we shall narrate in the hills; we shall never stop talking.

Beautiful. Absolute perfection.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please come back to help us at September 19, 2016 01:04 PM (Ky8Iq)

622 What is your third option then?

If we aren't playing offense, then we are playing defense.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:54 PM (gXKl3)
-------------------------------------------------------------

That is because the last time we played "offense" we did nothing to correct the main problem...Islamic Theocracy. In fact we made it worse by removing secular dictators whose greed was a check on Islamic governance.

Most Americans have no stomach for such mistakes again. Until we admit the real problems with Islam there is no need to waste more money and soldiers on that part of the world.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 01:04 PM (KhJh8)

623 Honest to God, these people must think we live in the Matrix: where wishing makes it so.

I hate to break it to them, but we've all taken the red pill: this shit is real.

Posted by: Brown Line at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (667Qv)

624
nuking the living shit out of every muzzie holy site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 01:03 PM (Bvr/A)

That is not going to happen.
So now what?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (gXKl3)

625 Needless to say, the Yelp reviews of "First American Fried Chicken" have gone negative. I guess it's time for Yelp to crack their fingers and start deleting.
Example:
"I ordered the 72 Virgin Bucket Special but when I got home found that there were only 64 virgins in the bucket, 8 less than expected. When I took them back to complain I was told that due to an increase in suicide bombings over the past month there was a worldwide shortage of virgins and was offered a pair of nubile young goats instead. Took the goats home and it quickly became apparent that they weren't even virgins."

Funny, but I'm sure you guys could do better.

Posted by: chappy at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (eqD/G)

626
No. That's not honorable, that is against the rules of war, we didn't even devolve to that level of brutality when fighting the Nazis.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:01 PM (gXKl3)


Its apparent you have never been to War... there is no honor in War... there are no Laws in War...

And if you try to hobble yourself with those concepts.... or even worse hobble OTHERS with your concepts while you sit safe bitching about how they fight... while they put their lives on the line to protect your very ability to bitch...

/ragestroke...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (qf6WZ)

627 Most Americans have no stomach for such mistakes
again. Until we admit the real problems with Islam there is no need to
waste more money and soldiers on that part of the world.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 01:04 PM (KhJh

What are the "real problems with Islam"? Do you want to overthrow every Islamic theocracy?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:06 PM (gXKl3)

628 lol

Andrea Mitchell is asking Gov Cuomo for his thoughts for the Muslim "friends and neighbors" in this country.

Geez Louise.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 19, 2016 01:07 PM (F5hTl)

629 >>>You kill my son? I kill you and every single member of your family.
Extended family, even. Women, children, grandfathers. Every single one.
Eliminate the entire bloodline.


No. That's not honorable, that is against the rules of war, we didn't even devolve to that level of brutality when fighting the Nazis.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:01 PM (gXKl3)


The only honorable way to fight a war is to win it. When you are fighting a tribalist culture then you have to hit them in a way they understand - tribally.

And, BTW, we certainly did do such in WWII. We firebombed entire cities - which included whole families and such. We threatened the Japanese with total annihilation and started carrying it out. That is how wars are fought and won, successfully.

There are no "rules of war". If there were, there wouldn't be any wars, since war is one side trying to impose its own rules on the other.

Sheesh.. Get a clue, jeff.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:07 PM (zc3Db)

630 Posted by: Don Quixote at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (qf6WZ)

So, as an aside, do you think soldiers during war should have free license to do anything at all to prosecute the war? If not, then wouldn't placing restrictions on their conduct during wartime be "hobbling" them?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:08 PM (gXKl3)

631 Same questions to you, TPOP

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:08 PM (gXKl3)

632 Rules of War?

Fight by the rules your enemy follows.

Posted by: Meremortal, second responder at September 19, 2016 01:08 PM (3myMJ)

633 Same questions to you, TPOP

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:08 PM (gXKl3)


I've answered all of your questions over and over and over.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:09 PM (zc3Db)

634 Honorable?

You go ahead and be honorable. I'll put flowers on your grave every birthday.
Me? I'll stick with being a ruthless SOB until the rapings, beheadings, bombings, torture, etc cease.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:11 PM (PEWoI)

635 So does jihadi Ahmad have a basket full of grievances...or a basket full of bullets and bombs?

Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2016 01:11 PM (1d5us)

636 I've answered all of your questions over and over and over.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:09 PM (zc3Db)

So you believe there should be no restrictions set by their commanders on what soldiers are allowed to do during war?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:11 PM (gXKl3)

637 I see that chemjeff is busy wagging his virtue boner.

Posted by: Afroman at September 19, 2016 01:12 PM (cA+Bz)

638 I admit I don't have a plan myself. I don't like any of the options on the table at the moment.


The leftist strategy is ridiculous. The neocon strategy is not politically possible. The pure defense strategy won't be successful and will wind up injuring our civil rights.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:00 PM (gXKl3)

------------------------------------------------------------

But letting in more Muslims will cause us to lose all of our civil rights...one way or the other. So you need to make a choice.

If you don't have a plan, stop critiquing others about their plan.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 01:12 PM (KhJh8)

639 Drudge head line: "Berlin Mayor warns of resurgence of Nazis after anti-islam party makes big wins..."


Hmm, weren't the Nazis in bed with the Islamics?

Posted by: An Observation at September 19, 2016 01:14 PM (WXf1C)

640 So you believe there should be no restrictions set by their commanders on what soldiers are allowed to do during war?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:11 PM (gXKl3)


Oy.

There are no restrictions on the Commander In Chief on how he wants to prosecute a war.

The only war crime is losing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:14 PM (zc3Db)

641
But letting in more Muslims will cause us to lose all of our civil rights...one way or the other. So you need to make a choice.



Only if you insist on believing the fallacy that Muslims are terrorists who want to kill us.

And just to be clear, I don't favor importing Muslims for some gauzy multi-culti bullshit reason. I am simply not in favor of banning Muslims *because they are Muslims*. If there's good reason to stop a particular individual from coming here, Muslim or not, then don't let them in. That will likely mean a preponderance of people stopped from entering will be Muslim. That is fine.



If you don't have a plan, stop critiquing others about their plan.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 19, 2016 01:12 PM (KhJh

Umm no, I think I still have the right to criticize other peoples' plans even if I don't have one of my own.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:15 PM (gXKl3)

642 Nood ... if you get tired of discussing All the Shit We Must Not Do with The Dude Who Will Do Nothing To Stop You.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 19, 2016 01:16 PM (RKJF2)

643 That is not going to happen.
So now what?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:05 PM (gXKl3)


It will happen, eventually, because the moral cowardice of those who think like you will leave us with no other choice to survive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 01:16 PM (Bvr/A)

644 Hiroshima and Nagasaki were narrative failures. We said "Surrender or die!" and they did not pay attention. Now the Islamic world is saying "Surrender or die!" and our elected leaders are not paying attention. Electing another criminally insane Democrat will ultimately lead to our own Hiroshima.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 19, 2016 01:17 PM (LeUrG)

645 Chemjeff will luv Trump's plan

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 01:17 PM (lqyN3)

646 What are the "real problems with Islam"? Do you want to overthrow every Islamic theocracy?
Posted by: chemjeff
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Islam is a seventh century death cult. Based on the teachings of a child raping murderer.
No - nobody wants to overthrow any Islamic theocracy. Kill the savages in place until they learn to live with the rest of the world in peace.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:17 PM (PEWoI)

647 There are no restrictions on the Commander In Chief on how he wants to prosecute a war.



The only war crime is losing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:14 PM (zc3Db)

I asked if there *should be* restrictions, not on what the status quo is.
Is there any technique or practice that you think a soldier should not be permitted to perform in the conduct of a war? Any at all?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:18 PM (gXKl3)

648 Secular America = Alexandria
ISIS = The Wolves

Posted by: V the K at September 19, 2016 01:19 PM (O7MnT)

649 Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:58 PM (j1QJp)

So, that's where we went wrong. Still having trouble locating that missing terrorist wife.

Posted by: Comey at September 19, 2016 01:20 PM (OU4q6)

650 Hold my beer. I'm gonna trash the thread with loaded strawman questions.

Posted by: guy who lets others hold his beer at September 19, 2016 01:21 PM (bsDXW)

651 It will happen, eventually, because the moral
cowardice of those who think like you will leave us with no other choice
to survive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 01:16 PM (Bvr/A)

The act of cowardice is to annihilate an entire group of people because you cannot be bothered to punish the guilty separately from sparing the innocent.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:22 PM (gXKl3)

652 The act of cowardice is to annihilate an entire group of people because you cannot be bothered to punish the guilty separately from sparing the innocent.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:22 PM (gXKl3)


First of all, it is never our job to determine who is guilty or innocent in other countries. That's the whole bit about national sovereignty and that sort of shit.

Secondly, in war it is impossible to even have an inkling of who is "guilty" and who is "innocent". You just like imagining bullshit that you have no way of carrying out or even explaining in any reasonable way.

Thirdly, you are saying that the Allies in WWII were cowards. You understand that, right? You are also saying that America has been a cowardly nation since we instituted our strategic defense policy of Mutually Assured Destruction, which threatens to incinerate every single man, woman, child and pet of the enemy.

You are stating that America is, and has been, a cowardly nation. Think about that. Maybe you want to revise your childish ideas a bit?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2016 01:27 PM (zc3Db)

653 TPOP well I reject these types of comparisons to WW2. In WW2, nations declared war on us, and we fought a war against those nations. In the present case, we are not at war against Saudi Arabia, or Indonesia, or Pakistan. We are at war with terrorism and terrorists. If we are not at war with the nation of Saudi Arabia, why should we be conquering their territory, nuking it, or otherwise trying to kill their citizens from afar.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:33 PM (gXKl3)

654 Does Saudi Arabia have a right to its own national sovereignty?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 01:33 PM (gXKl3)

655 I am not on the "Deport all of them" train but am thinking "No more can come in" is not that bad of an idea. Then again I not that much of a pro immigration guy. I think very strict controls like New Zealand would be nice, Native Americans had a open immigration policy, did not work for them.

Posted by: The Garbone at September 19, 2016 01:34 PM (9KECb)

656 Ahmed Khan? So will UBS give him a network show?

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 19, 2016 01:36 PM (d3wbb)

657 Chemjeff should love Trump's policies.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 01:45 PM (lqyN3)

658 Is part of the official narrative that the folks at the White House are a bunch of stone deaf idiots ?

Posted by: undocumented illegal narrative at September 19, 2016 02:01 PM (e8kgV)

659 Today's whiteboard sign:

"If you see something, say something."

(Unless it's politically incorrect. Then shut up and sit down!)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 19, 2016 02:08 PM (EnGQE)

660 Chemjeff - huge volumes of rhetoric changing not one mind ever.

Like Don Quixote he sees himself on a noble quest - in his case to inform ignorant peasants (the rest of us) of the world as it actually exists - and not as we mistakenly see it.



Posted by: An Observation at September 19, 2016 02:16 PM (WXf1C)

661 He is just an immigrant a poor poor immigrant that's all.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 19, 2016 02:19 PM (nQHw/)

662 Exactly what is the rationale for any more Muslim immigration? There is none. This is not a crime problem with a certain group that can be solved with normal crime-fighting solutions.

Even if you vet Muslims, they will have some level of predisposition to jihad. The Orlando shooter was 2nd generation "American". There more Muslims we have here, the more jihadis we'll get. You cannot escape the math. Look at Europe.

Instead we are told that we must abide by this happy-clappy multiculturalism bullshit as the bodies pile up - repeating the lie that all cultures are equal and assimilatable into our own. All this because why? It makes white liberals feel good and helps them win elections? Fuck that shit.

Posted by: crrr6 (hotair refugee) at September 19, 2016 02:32 PM (s9KBB)

663 Drop a Mother Of All Briefings on ISIL HQ.

Posted by: Landru at September 19, 2016 02:47 PM (tf1Uv)

664 Time for large scale deportations. If they support sharks, they must go

Posted by: cn at September 19, 2016 03:05 PM (Dv3kg)

665 "First American Fried Chicken"

With a name like that, you know they aren't Americans.

When I saw huge American flags waving at a gas station in CA I think "Egyptian."

Posted by: PJ at September 19, 2016 04:22 PM (cHuNI)

666 How long does massive incompetence become a felonious action?

How many dead Americans will we put up with?

The Terrorist Obama strikes again.

Posted by: average American at September 19, 2016 04:30 PM (O8aJE)

667 Thank God the police are ok.

Up next: it is all America's fault for bullying, which leads to making pipe bombs and various IED's with pressure cookers. It is all your fault. As Hillary says, millions are here peacefully. ::cough::

Well, 1 in 5 of these peaceful barbarians support Isis. So there's that, Hilz.

Sweden is deporting 80,000 of their barbarians. Perhaps we should take notes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Deplorable Infidel Queen at September 19, 2016 05:20 PM (Cx8BK)

668 Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of narrative.

Posted by: Marky - Mark Antony at September 19, 2016 05:24 PM (j1Wvr)

669
655 I am not on the "Deport all of them" train but am thinking "No more can come in" is not that bad of an idea. Then again I not that much of a pro immigration guy. I think very strict controls like New Zealand would be nice, Native Americans had a open immigration policy, did not work for them.
Hi to The Garbone,
We (ie NZ) are taking them in unfortunately.They are vetted, but we do have problems. The door is open and NZ must shut it. Our SJWs are the same as in the US albeit slightly less vocal and more easily mocked. We have a chance as an island nation to stop the infection, but it is possibly already too late.

Posted by: NZ Frank at September 19, 2016 06:32 PM (bgJ0E)

670 Are those narrative's registered, and does Josh Earnest have a permit to carry them?

Posted by: qixlqatl at September 19, 2016 07:48 PM (0hefj)

671 They hate us for our ampersands...

Posted by: somejoe at September 20, 2016 12:36 AM (cRmzD)

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