Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]

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A Rose
Thomas Pollock Anschutz

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Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2016 09:47 AM (kTF2Z)

2 Looks like she has a headache.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2016 09:48 AM (kTF2Z)

3 2 Looks like she has a headache.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2016 09:48 AM (kTF2Z)

And it's got Excederin written all over it

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 09:48 AM (7HtZB)

4 Now that's art!

Great detail in the skirt and bustle.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 16, 2016 09:49 AM (J0XiE)

5 Conspicuously hiding her hands. What is she holding? I'm thinking a pair of 1911s.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2016 09:50 AM (kTF2Z)

6 That facial expression looks more appropriate for a toilet break.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2016 09:51 AM (CS7jF)

7 "Pensive MacDowall."

Posted by: General Zod at September 16, 2016 09:51 AM (Bdeb0)

8 Waiting for the Grandees, after their peon inspection.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 09:52 AM (d6TTt)

9 My G-D one thing The FAB does great is to pander.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 09:52 AM (zp+j1)

10 Resting bitch face?

Or is she watching someone do something nasty?

You decide!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2016 09:52 AM (jjaLl)

11 "A Nose"

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2016 09:52 AM (/m8T6)

12
Top 10?

Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2016 09:52 AM (jAZR9)

13 She looks high maintenance.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2016 09:52 AM (6WoZF)

14 "Say what now?"

Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 09:52 AM (NOIQH)

15 Looks like she has a headache.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2016 09:48 AM (kTF2Z)

Been listening to a person to long

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 09:52 AM (zp+j1)

16 The portrait was taken while she was in the process of shooting down a potential suitor:

"You? BWAHAHAHAHA! Door's that way."

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 16, 2016 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

17 wow

Posted by: pete at September 16, 2016 09:53 AM (iTwWs)

18
My ex looked like that.... a lot.

Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2016 09:53 AM (jAZR9)

19 "What is that sniper doing?"

Posted by: Flyguy at September 16, 2016 09:53 AM (3sOO0)

20 From the thread below:

418
https://theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/trump-statement-birtherism.jpg?w=617



Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 16, 2016 09:43 AM (d76uN)

There you go, Jane. It basically says "Dear black voter, please remember that Hillary started this."


Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2016 09:48 AM (3Liv/)
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Thanks, Methos!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 09:53 AM (1ZOkK)

21 "You said what?"

Posted by: Girl in the Picture at September 16, 2016 09:53 AM (3Td/K)

22 Dat rug though. Bokhara?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (6WoZF)

23 "High-Tea Cucumber Sandwich Peristalsis, or, 'The Borborygmus'"

Posted by: General Zod at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (Bdeb0)

24 Beautiful painting of resting bitch face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (1ZOkK)

25 Alt. Title: "Woman Sick of your Shit".

Mornin' Horde. We started sniping at each other yet, or is it a slow morning?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (9krrF)

26 She looks like a Real Girl. Which means extremely dangerous. Approach with great caution.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (d6TTt)

27 My wife has a similar reaction sometimes when I'm trying to explain why I played poker until 3 am or somehow bought an ancient bottle of scotch. By accident.

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (/m8T6)

28 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 09:53 AM (1ZOkK)

Yeah thank the guy who pointed out what the guy posted.



Where's Pepe to cheer me up?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (d76uN)

29 She looks like she is powering through overheating caused by non-contagious bacterial pneumonia.

She needs some critical rehydration.

Posted by: Revenant at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (3DSAh)

30 She's not picking up what they're putting down.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (cHbIE)

31 Bad gas.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2016 09:55 AM (/tuJf)

32 "Intelligent Woman Listening to a JEF Speech"

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2016 09:55 AM (8ikIW)

33 Anschutz struggled with painting hands, but his skills with nostrils and eyebrows were highly regarded, hence the poses of many of his models.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 16, 2016 09:55 AM (OzXkk)

34 Thanks, Tim!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 09:55 AM (1ZOkK)

35 Dress is lovely. Facial expression is RBF. And the eyebrows could use a damned good plucking.

Something tells me the phrase "are you done yet?" has passed her lips more than once.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2016 09:55 AM (X6fMO)

36 That a-hole Anschutz is stealing my schtick.

Posted by: Auguste Toulemouche at September 16, 2016 09:55 AM (iFgwk)

37 Title: "When Aunt Flo Comes To Town"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2016 09:55 AM (6WoZF)

38 24 Beautiful painting of resting bitch face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (1ZOkK)

Precisely what I was thinking. "Resting Bitch Face" would be a perfect alternate title for this painting.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 09:55 AM (0mRoj)

39 And for the record, that rug >> that girl.

Because when the time comes, I won't get arrested for beating the rug.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2016 09:55 AM (9krrF)

40
Mornin' Horde. We started sniping at each other yet, or is it a slow morning?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (9krrF)


Well, persona showed up. That answer your question?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (1ZOkK)

41 She looks constipated.

Or, she looks like Hillary Clinton when someone asks her if she's seen Bill.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (2PHKP)

42 Beautiful painting, especially the dress.

But she does look quite annoyed - as if she is married to a 'ron who just did a "pull my finger" joke.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (u0lmX)

43

I think she is saucy

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (p9u+P)

44 That color is totally wrong for her skin tones.

Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (jkkMG)

45 She's overheated.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (B+qrE)

46 >>26
She looks like a Real Girl. Which means extremely dangerous. Approach with great caution. Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (d6TTt)

She looks like a Real Doll. Which means mostly phthalate-free. Approach with shame.

Posted by: General Zod at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (Bdeb0)

47 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 09:55 AM (1ZOkK)

I keed! I keed!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (d76uN)

48 Beautiful color contrast of the dress against the cabinet in the back and the carpet.

OT_Does anyone know how long you can use eggs past their expiration date?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (EnGQE)

49 25 Alt. Title: "Woman Sick of your Shit".

Mornin' Horde. We started sniping at each other yet, or is it a slow morning?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2016 09:54 AM (9krrF)

The usual suspects are at it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (0mRoj)

50 From her expression, she just realized that guy paying court to her is a trool.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2016 09:57 AM (IzrCU)

51 43

I think she is saucy
Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2016 09:56 AM (p9u+P)

Yes. Saucy. And to be avoided at all costs.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 09:57 AM (d6TTt)

52 What is she holding? I'm thinking a pair of 1911s.

gun thread/
Well I have no doubt that it's an Anschutz.
Says so, right in the corner there.
Finding the sniper is pretty easy with an Anschutz.
/gun thread

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 16, 2016 09:57 AM (H5rtT)

53 That's quite a painting. When I look at her, I react to her expression, like she's a real person in the room

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2016 09:57 AM (F1ndw)

54

She looks like an ette, who is thinking "that guy is full of shit"

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2016 09:57 AM (p9u+P)

55
So the MFM is hyperventilating that Trump is a birther. That's all they've got now? They've got to see if Barry can beat Trump?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 09:57 AM (493sH)

56 Somebody has a thing for Ladies in Red Dresses, methinks.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 16, 2016 09:57 AM (d76uN)

57 But she does look quite annoyed - as if she is married to a 'ron who just did a "pull my finger" joke.



With the grandkids. For the tenth time.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (cHbIE)

58 That's the face you make when you're trying to figure out if a fart is a possible shart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (2PHKP)

59


Whistler's Biotch

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (kdS6q)

60 The dude talking to her has just apologized for being a man.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (u0lmX)

61 Well, persona showed up. That answer your question?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable


Eh, trolls gonna troll. I was wondering about the rank and file, our delicate post-convention quiet seems strained again of late. Or maybe it's just threads with chemjeff. Something's gotta be up with him, he was -not- like this before I don't think, and this can't just be l'affaire Trump.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (9krrF)

62 Ack. To be immortalized in art looking "irritated." Hope she didn't pay him.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (09Ay7)

63 The draping and texturing of the dress is impressive, I'll definitely give it that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (0mRoj)

64 56 Somebody has a thing for Ladies in Red Dresses, methinks.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 16, 2016 09:57 AM (d76uN)

"Rooooooooxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight...."

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (RD7QR)

65 Clearly, you just pissed her off.

Posted by: RNR at September 16, 2016 09:59 AM (OuJcq)

66 "are you done yet?" has passed her lips more than once.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'

Whoa-ho yeah. "You missed a spot."
Everything about this chick says "You missed a spot."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 16, 2016 09:59 AM (H5rtT)

67 She was jilted.

The Donald's Fallon appearance aimed at 18-30 demographic. Perfect. He's a good sport and it shows.

The Oz show's audience, all woman now talking about the Donald. Dr. Oz brings up his strong testosterone
levels and the audience approves, virile alpha male and protector. The patriarch will protect me so the woman's vote increases for the Donald.

As a cowtown voter , the tedster got my vote three times. Cruz thought he stood for principle but it"s the other p word, pride and it does go before the fall.

Posted by: cowtown at September 16, 2016 09:59 AM (fwq4V)

68 OT_Does anyone know how long you can use eggs past their expiration date?



Crack one open. You'll know. ;-)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 09:59 AM (cHbIE)

69 Lady in Red
https://youtu.be/FC1C4g8YOA4

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2016 09:59 AM (IzrCU)

70 65 Clearly, you just pissed her off.
Posted by: RNR at September 16, 2016 09:59 AM (OuJcq)

She looks like the kind of woman who's impossible not to piss off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:00 AM (0mRoj)

71 I think some emo dude is trying to impress her

She is not impressed

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2016 10:00 AM (p9u+P)

72 Every time I hear Hillary give a speech I wonder who could possibly be stupid enough to think anyone would pay this hag hundreds of thousands of dollars just to hear her drone on.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2016 10:00 AM (/tuJf)

73 Why does she look so angry? It's like she's annoyed at having to sit for the portrait. Funny why the painter would choose to keep that expression. I thought painters always put neutral or smiling visages on their portrait subjects, even if in reality they were scowling like this woman is.

Beautiful work though, amazing detail. This looks like a photograph.

Still, it's no Elmore.
:-P

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 16, 2016 10:01 AM (1zARK)

74 68 OT_Does anyone know how long you can use eggs past their expiration date?

Like for in-vitro fertilization?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:01 AM (0mRoj)

75 Does SFAS have a portrait phase?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 16, 2016 10:01 AM (OzXkk)

76 When encountering her in the Cantina, just sit quietly sipping your whiskey, and watch the knife fights and bloodshed that occur in her presence.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:01 AM (d6TTt)

77 That's a fascinating expression.

It would be interesting if caught in a photograph, but he surely had to work days recreating an instant.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 10:01 AM (mgbwf)

78 72
Every time I hear Hillary give a speech I wonder who could possibly be
stupid enough to think anyone would pay this hag hundreds of thousands
of dollars just to hear her drone on.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2016 10:00 AM (/tuJf)

Just think, if she was a good orator, no one would have caught on to the pay for play scheme.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2016 10:01 AM (2PHKP)

79 What a stunning portrait. The color of her dress is beautiful. The clarity and contrast of light is amazing.

With all of that beauty, the artist creates a paradox with the woman's expression, leaving the viewer to ask "What drove such a beautiful woman to such consternation"?

Great art.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2016 10:01 AM (4AVeu)

80 Like for in-vitro fertilization?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:01 AM (0mRoj)

No, silly. ;^) Eggs from chickens which are in my fridge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:02 AM (EnGQE)

81

The birther thing is to get obama voters to vote for hillary in the same numbers

Not gonna happen

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2016 10:02 AM (p9u+P)

82
Yep, birther is the new strategy. The Beast is giving a speech right now that Trump owes Barry an apology about saying he wasn't born here. Trump campaign shot back that she started it in 2008. This is all this pathetic power hungry bitch has left. And of course the MFM will run with it for her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 10:02 AM (493sH)

83 Or maybe In My Blood might be more appropriate
https://youtu.be/FHzu69V8Z14

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2016 10:02 AM (IzrCU)

84 Face actually kinda reminds me of Salma Hayak. The rest of the body not so much, but hey.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2016 10:02 AM (9krrF)

85 With all of that beauty, the artist creates a paradox with the woman's expression, leaving the viewer to ask "What drove such a beautiful woman to such consternation"?


Pffft. She's probably just high maintenance.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:02 AM (0mRoj)

86 Saucy? As in Tabasco?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 16, 2016 10:02 AM (C9pBZ)

87 Hillary just said the next 58 days will determine the next 50 years.

Ponder that, horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:02 AM (1ZOkK)

88 ""What drove such a beautiful woman to such consternation"?

Looked in the medicine cabinet. Out of Midol.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 16, 2016 10:03 AM (d76uN)

89 >>68
OT_Does anyone know how long you can use eggs past their expiration date? Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 09:59 AM (cHbIE)

Well past their expiration date, depending on what you're usin' 'em for!

Posted by: Edward Haskell at September 16, 2016 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)

90 When encountering her in the Cantina, just sit quietly sipping your whiskey, and watch the knife fights and bloodshed that occur in her presence.



Never make eye contact with Faleena.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:03 AM (cHbIE)

91 Great art.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2016 10:01 AM (4AVeu)


Yes, very good. But I prefer carrie Fisher in her Star Wars bikini.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:03 AM (d6TTt)

92 81,
Indeed. Seems that every attempt to stir up the ol base is failing...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 16, 2016 10:04 AM (C9pBZ)

93 Anschutz? I was always partial to Walther for my free rifle needs.

Oh. And Mary Ann.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2016 10:04 AM (bzd8I)

94 Its me listening to punditry

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2016 10:04 AM (p9u+P)

95 68 OT_Does anyone know how long you can use eggs past their expiration date?
_________________________

What kind of eggs? Chicken, ostrich or human?

Posted by: Post-Menopausal Feminist at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Facility at September 16, 2016 10:04 AM (4AVeu)

96 Posted by: Edward Haskell at September 16, 2016 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)

Can I use them for omelet if they were supposed to be used a week ago? I don't want to throw them out if i don't have to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:04 AM (EnGQE)

97 Yep, birther is the new strategy. The Beast is giving a speech right now that Trump owes Barry an apology about saying he wasn't born here. Trump campaign shot back that she started it in 2008. This is all this pathetic power hungry bitch has left. And of course the MFM will run with it for her
Posted by: TheQuietMan

So the troll I'm socking is taking orders straight from the beast!?!

I gotta get me a better troll.

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at September 16, 2016 10:05 AM (326rv)

98 87 Hillary just said the next 58 days will determine the next 50 years.

Ponder that, horde.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:02 AM (1ZOkK)

Well, even an epileptic squirrel finds a nut every now and then.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 16, 2016 10:05 AM (RD7QR)

99 55
So the MFM is hyperventilating that Trump is a birther. That's all they've got now? They've got to see if Barry can beat Trump?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 09:57 AM (493sH)

Isn't that kinda old news?

BTW, on the news ribbon on Bing yesterday (which could not be more obviously biased), there was a story about Donald Jr. "using the Holocaust as a punchline." Cue the outrage!!!

Except what he actually said pointed out the media bias against Trump and the so-called joke was that if Trump had said some of the things Hill has, the Dems would be calling for the gas chambers.

That might be hyperbole, but it's not a joke. And it disappeared from the Bing ribbon soon. I think the idiot libs figured out that if you draw attention to the comment, you also draw attention to the statement about media bias. Can't have that!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 10:05 AM (u0lmX)

100 Refrigerated eggs will be perfectly fine well past their "sell by" date. Just check for odor and color when you crack them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (0mRoj)

101 Anshutz painted the phrase "you aren't getting laid anytime soon".

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (/m8T6)

102 I need to leave this here for reasons that are not evident.

"Dancing in the Street" sans music.

http://tinyurl.com/gssaphf

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (yOqwj)

103 Can I use them for omelet if they were supposed to be used a week ago? I don't want to throw them out if i don't have to.

I would say that is safe. We have used eggs well past the printed expiration date. No ill effects that can be noticed.

Yet.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (d76uN)

104 I think the upper limit is usually 42 or 43, after that it gets tricky for her.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (d6TTt)

105 Those dates are mostly BS,If the eggs don't smell bad or look a funny color they are good to go.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (fA75F)

106 Yes, very good. But I prefer carrie Fisher in her Star Wars bikini.
__________________

Yes, but Carrie's beauty was diminished by her elbows. It was. . . indecorous.

This fine lady had the sense to cover her elbow -- albeit teasingly -- and preserve her dignity.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (4AVeu)

107 She looks like the kind of woman who's impossible not to piss off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:00 AM (0mRoj)


My friend, I think you just described every woman in the world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (X6fMO)

108 Hillary just said the next 58 days will determine the next 50 years.

Ponder that, horde.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable

As if the odds are in her favor for the 58 days

Posted by: deadpool at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (326rv)

109 She's saying, "Who cut the cheese?"

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 16, 2016 10:07 AM (97XyN)

110 >>96
Posted by: Edward Haskell at September 16, 2016 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)


Can I use them for omelet if they were supposed to be used a week ago? I don't want to throw them out if i don't have to. Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:04 AM (EnGQE)

Sure--a week is nothing. In fact, prepper lore has it that if you coat them in mineral oil, you can use them--unrefrigerated--months later. YMMV.

But if you don't want to throw them out, and don't trust them in an omelet, throw them at your neighbor's car. At night. That's how Edward Haskell would've encouraged Wally and Beaver to use them.

Posted by: General Zod at September 16, 2016 10:07 AM (Bdeb0)

111 OT_Does anyone know how long you can use eggs past their expiration date?
_________________________

What kind of eggs? or human?



Pick up line:
"How do you prefer your eggs scrambled? Internally or externally?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:07 AM (cHbIE)

112 Hillary's talks are like the snarky crap one reads on Twitter from ignorant lefties who think they are a lot more clever than they are. That smirk is implied.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2016 10:07 AM (6WoZF)

113 96 Posted by: Edward Haskell at September 16, 2016 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)

Can I use them for omelet if they were supposed to be used a week ago? I don't want to throw them out if i don't have to.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:04 AM (EnGQE)

Fen, if they've been fridged, and the shells not cracked, you can eat them like whenever.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:08 AM (d6TTt)

114 "What drove such a beautiful woman to such consternation"?

Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2016 10:08 AM (X6fMO)

115 She's saying "Who sent me a rose? I hope it wasn't ..."

Posted by: HiHo at September 16, 2016 10:08 AM (CPk08)

116 You can eat a hundred year old egg. If it's "bad", ie air got in and it went off, you'll know. Besides you can eat just about anything if you cook it at high enough temp.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 16, 2016 10:08 AM (09Ay7)

117 "Face actually kinda reminds me of Salma Hayak. The rest of the body not so much, but hey."


How can you tell under all that dress?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2016 10:08 AM (R0e0q)

118 10 Resting bitch face?

Or is she watching someone do something nasty?

You decide!

Posted by: Dirty Randy

I going with both.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 16, 2016 10:08 AM (kfcYC)

119 107 She looks like the kind of woman who's impossible not to piss off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:00 AM (0mRoj)

My friend, I think you just described every woman in the world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (X6fMO)

Heh. Indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:08 AM (0mRoj)

120 Oh! A wed wose! How womantic!

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:09 AM (0mRoj)

121 62 Ack. To be immortalized in art looking "irritated." Hope she didn't pay him.


Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (09Ay7)

Maybe she's the painter's wife. Or the little sister who always drove him nuts.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 10:10 AM (u0lmX)

122

Some things require that look


Like when liberals insist you vote for the uterus candidate because you are a woman

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2016 10:10 AM (p9u+P)

123 Oh! A wed wose! How womantic!



It's twue! It's twue!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:10 AM (cHbIE)

124 107 She looks like the kind of woman who's impossible not to piss off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:00 AM (0mRoj)

My friend, I think you just described every woman in the world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (X6fMO)
----------------

Oh come now. We're not all really that bad, are we?

I SAID, ARE WE??????? HUH?????

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2016 10:10 AM (xpSCc)

125 But if you don't want to throw them out, and don't trust them in an omelet, throw them at your neighbor's car. At night. That's how Edward Haskell would've encouraged Wally and Beaver to use them.
Posted by: General Zod at September 16, 2016 10:07 AM (Bdeb0)

"Gee Mrs. Cleaver, I don't know why you think I would encourage the Beav to commit vandalism. And have I mentioned that you're looking particularly MILFy today?"

Posted by: Eddie Haskell, updated at September 16, 2016 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

126 109 She's saying, "Who cut the cheese?"
_________________________

I knew I recognized that expression.

It's the same expression my wife gives me when I blame the dog after I . . . uhhhh. . . cut the cheese.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2016 10:10 AM (4AVeu)

127 Alternate title: "L'Esprit d'Escalier"

Just figured out *exactly* how she should've told that other bitch at the brunch off, dammit.

Posted by: General Zod at September 16, 2016 10:11 AM (Bdeb0)

128 She is not a bitch! She's just watching the View!

That's exactly the same face I would make if I watched the View.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 10:11 AM (u0lmX)

129
Look at these lemmings lined up to buy the new iphone. How pitiful does your life have to be and easily led do you have to be that you'd camp out for days to buy a phone?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 10:12 AM (493sH)

130 My friend, I think you just described every woman in the world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (X6fMO)

OK, now I'm pissed!!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 10:12 AM (u0lmX)

131 Na theine!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego" in Gaelic at September 16, 2016 10:13 AM (EWRow)

132 Rosebud.

Posted by: Citizen Kane at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (gwG9s)

133 Trump has got the Puppet Press dancing this morning, with birther angst.

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (/m8T6)

134 My friend, I think you just described every woman in the world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2016 10:06 AM (X6fMO)

OK, now I'm pissed!!
Posted by: Donna and V.



Always better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Unless you're into that kind of thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (cHbIE)

135
Close-up:

https://goo.gl/images/pcFqEu

"One more word Lady, and you are walking home."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (kdS6q)

136 Ah, so it's Mrs Udall as a younger woman.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (6WoZF)

137 That's not a look of disgust. I'd say she was predisposed to not like me but just got interested and is processing it.

I'd have a chance with this one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 10:15 AM (mgbwf)

138 I think , by the look on her face, some hapless fool just stepped on her web nearby, and she's contemplating rushing over to put the finishing touches on them, or just watching the struggle for a while.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:15 AM (d6TTt)

139 There's a twenty lying on the bed next to the rose, Sugartits.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2016 10:15 AM (2Mnv1)

140 Trump has got the Puppet Press dancing this morning, with birther angst.

Posted by: MTF at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (/m8T6)




Oh yeah. CNBC is all constipation faced over it. The Beast is really going to run with this. Well wobble and then get thrown into a van

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 10:15 AM (493sH)

141 I got it now. She's thinking "I make myself up nice, put on my best dress, sit for hours and the goofbag artiste puts HIS signature front and center in the f'n painting. Hey, excuse me? I'm what, a decoration?"

Posted by: HiHo at September 16, 2016 10:16 AM (CPk08)

142 NEW POST ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BOOK BY MORON

Link in nic

please check it out - it's good, and I feel horribly guilty coz I told the author I'd beta read but I wasn;t able to in time.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 16, 2016 10:16 AM (Om16U)

143 135
Close-up:

https://goo.gl/images/pcFqEu

"One more word Lady, and you are walking home."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (kdS6q)

Yeah, that's a definite "You have GOT to be kidding me!" face.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 16, 2016 10:16 AM (RD7QR)

144 I think Trump likes to piss them off sometimes; It gets him attention. I also think he thinks it's a challenge to go on shows where people are naturally in the tank for Hillary to see if he can win them over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:16 AM (EnGQE)

145 I drove by the Verizon store just now and the parking lot was overflowing, is something going on I should know??

Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2016 10:16 AM (BuJYz)

146 Maybe she is smelling something...the desperation from the Hillary campaign.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2016 10:17 AM (fA75F)

147 Looks like Selma Hayek as Frida. Can't quite see the unibrow.

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2016 10:17 AM (yOqwj)

148 Bander, did you see the video I left for you in the previous thread?

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2016 10:17 AM (xpSCc)

149
American birthrate is not good. Subsidies increase and taxes diminish things and this is the ultimate result of the Donald's child care policy. This is a good thing.

Posted by: cowtown at September 16, 2016 10:17 AM (fwq4V)

150 OT_Does anyone know how long you can use eggs past their expiration date?

Put one in a glass of water...if it floats it's no good....

I'm pretty sure about that.


Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2016 10:17 AM (jjaLl)

151 That's not a look of disgust. I'd say she was predisposed to not like me but just got interested and is processing it.

I'd have a chance with this one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

it's funny that this portrait is bringing out speculation in the meaning. A great work for this alone.

Is she annoyed? Incredulous? Or mildly interested and curious, but not naive and oblivious?

Posted by: deadpool at September 16, 2016 10:17 AM (326rv)

152 She looks like she has heard that story before and is not amused.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Fall Special! All Deplorables and Irredeemables 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at September 16, 2016 10:17 AM (hLRSq)

153 I think she just tired of sitting all that time for the portrait.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:18 AM (EnGQE)

154 145 I drove by the Verizon store just now and the parking lot was overflowing, is something going on I should know??
Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2016 10:16 AM (BuJYz)

nothing to see there, move along

Posted by: Exploding Samsungs being lobbed at new iPhone7s at September 16, 2016 10:18 AM (Om16U)

155 rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (cHbIE)

To a remarkable degree, it would depend on who is doing the peeing, and in what precise context.

Posted by: HiHo at September 16, 2016 10:18 AM (CPk08)

156 Looks a bit like Patsy Cline. And some actress from the past I can't quite recall right now.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2016 10:18 AM (TOk1P)

157
Not a happy looking individual. "Huma, Hearing of Carlos Danger's Latest Sexcapade", perhaps?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2016 10:18 AM (BK3ZS)

158 Fenelon, Scott "Dilbert" Adams had a theory that Trump uses the negative energy from those hostile Left interviewers as "fuel".

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2016 10:18 AM (6WoZF)

159 OT_Does anyone know how long you can use eggs past their expiration date?

Put one in a glass of water...if it floats it's no good....

I'm pretty sure about that.





BURN THE WITCH!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:18 AM (cHbIE)

160 145 I drove by the Verizon store just now and the parking lot was overflowing, is something going on I should know??
Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2016 10:16 AM (BuJYz)

iPhone 7 just got released. Apple fanbois are pavlovian about that.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (RD7QR)

161 Lady looks like a dude.

Posted by: Tyler Stephen at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (gwG9s)

162 Bander, did you see the video I left for you in the previous thread?


I wasn't in that thread. I'll go check.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (mgbwf)

163 Voter Mom, is the cover image showing for you on my book? Trying to put it on Barnes and Noble.

Barnes+Noble - http://preview.tinyurl.com/zynnfah

Thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (IzrCU)

164 Washington (CNN)With virtually unmatched popularity at her back, First Lady Michelle Obama debuts on the stump for Hillary Clinton Friday, hoping to galvanize suburban voters behind a candidate she once fiercely opposed.

Posted by: undocumented fantasy Proctologist at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (e8kgV)

165 THIS Message came out yesterday!


"This is the first in a series of communications concerning the open
military service of transgender personnel. As noted in reference (a),
transgender individuals shall be allowed to serve openly in the Department of
the Navy (DON).

Training will be provided to all active and reserve personnel, Navy
civilians who supervise military personnel, and Department of Defense (DoD)
contractors,"

Of course there is NO money for other training. Sigh, not sure if I want to laugh or cry. Right now crying is way out in front!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (zp+j1)

166 Regarding eggs

Try the egg float test
http://food-hacks.wonderhowto.com/how-to/tell-if-your-expired-eggs-are-still-good-eat-0154309/

Posted by: Spypeach at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (nyYhO)

167 iPhone 7 huh? Hope they don't catch on fire, like, uh

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:20 AM (d6TTt)

168
I drove by the Verizon store just now and the parking lot was overflowing, is something going on I should know??
Posted by: Colin



iPhone cultists:

Verizon Wireless.com is offering their Verizon Wireless: iPhone 7/7 Plus Trade-In Promotion w/ a valid iPhone 6 (or Newer Model) at $0.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 10:20 AM (kdS6q)

169 I drove by the Verizon store just now and the parking lot was overflowing, is something going on I should know??




Lily is gonna streak the parking lot.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:20 AM (cHbIE)

170 OT_Does anyone know how long you can use eggs past their expiration date? Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 09:59 AM (cHbIE)

Eggs will let you know via their smell when they are no good.

Keeping them in their cartons in the fridge (specially styro cartons) extends their freshness quite a bit.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:20 AM (Om16U)

171 As if anyone thinks Michelle Obama likes Hillary or wants to support her. She has to support her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:20 AM (EnGQE)

172 So, Snuffalupogous hits DJT Jr over his father's imagined anti-smitism?!
Why couldn't he just look at 'Ol George and say: "George, there's only one candidate running for President who once uttered the phrase: "F*#%ing Jew bastard, and her name wasn't Donald Trump. And, you were likely sitting there when she said it."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (SeD0w)

173 156 Looks a bit like Patsy Cline. And some actress from the past I can't quite recall right now.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2016 10:18 AM (TOk1P)

Andie MacDowell, if you ask me.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (RD7QR)

174 "The Rose"


She seems to be thinking, "This is what you think I am? A single cut flower!?"

She is definitely far, far more.

Posted by: deadpool at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (326rv)

175 Lily is gonna streak the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:20 AM (cHbIE)


From your lips to God's ears.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (d6TTt)

176 Anna I get "image not available"

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (Om16U)

177 Just got back, so has anybody talked about the Amazon reviews on Hillary's new book yet?

http://tinyurl.com/hvofyg3

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (J+eG2)

178 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (zp+j1)

Un. Motherfuckinbelieveable.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (B3gSz)

179 Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2016 10:18 AM (6WoZF)

Really? In what sense?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (EnGQE)

180 129
Look at these lemmings lined up to buy the new iphone. How pitiful does your life have to be and easily led do you have to be that you'd camp out for days to buy a phone?
_________________________

Me and the gals down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Center were discussing the new I-Phone 7 and we have to say we are very, very happy with the change.

By removing the earphone jack, Apple has removed the metaphor for rape that haunts us in this male-dominated rape culture.

Why in Gaia's name should you have to stick something into a hole to enjoy yourself?

By taking away the hole, society can finally appreciate the societal value of the I-Phone without objectifying it as a receptacle for a long and rigid object.

This change is long overdue and we applaud it. We will be throwing our I-Phone 6s into the Housatonic River tonight as part of our Take Back the Night/Rape Culture Awareness protest tonight.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien at September 16, 2016 10:22 AM (4AVeu)

181 >>So the MFM is hyperventilating that Trump is a birther. That's all they've got now? They've got to see if Barry can beat Trump?


Can you smell the DESPERATION!!!!!!


Blatant attempt to alienate black from Trump.
Don't think these guys will be buying it, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9hXx6_Fzgs

Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 10:22 AM (NOIQH)

182 Virtually unmatched popularity.Oh Lord.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2016 10:23 AM (fA75F)

183
the Verizon store just now and the parking lot was overflowing, is something going on I should know??
Posted by: Colin



And 1,772 Comments and counting at SlickDeals on the deal, which is yuuge.

Whatever. Phones. *shrugs*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 10:23 AM (kdS6q)

184 Rosebud.

Posted by: Citizen Kane at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (gwG9s)


For years, it's been said that the main reason William Randolph Hearst hated Citizen Kane was not because of its implied portrayal of him, nor that it obliquely slandered his mistress, actress Marion Davies, but because "Rosebud" was the pet name Hearst gave to Davies' clitoris, and this embarrassed / infuriated the media tycoon no end.

The problem with that is, in all my reading, while I've come across many reports saying that was Welles' in-joke, I've never yet come across any interview or writing from Welles himself saying that he meant it.

So I don't know whether it's true or an urban legend, but I wouldn't mind the Horde putting me some knowledge on the topic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2016 10:23 AM (X6fMO)

185 While I'm waiting for Godot, I will ponder a .308 versus a 30-06.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:23 AM (d6TTt)

186 Bander #336.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2016 10:23 AM (xpSCc)

187 getting a new iPhone on release day is all about status an dfashion

and that's ok

if it weren't for fashionistas and their followers our economy would be even more miserable

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:23 AM (Om16U)

188 Always better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Unless you're into that kind of thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (cHbIE)


Er, no.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 10:24 AM (u0lmX)

189 >>"This is the first in a series of communications concerning the open

military service of transgender personnel....."


And 2+ years from now the military suicide rate will go up "unexpectedly."
You'd think Bradley Manning would be seen as a cautionary tale - unstable people do wacky, harmful things.

Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 10:24 AM (NOIQH)

190 Washington (CNN)With virtually unmatched popularity at her back, First Lady Michelle Obama debuts on the stump for Hillary Clinton Friday, hoping to galvanize suburban voters behind a candidate she once fiercely opposed.

Posted by: undocumented fantasy Proctologist at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (e8kgV)






North Korean media: Wow you guys are good. Really good and you do it all without a gun or AA gun to your head

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 10:24 AM (493sH)

191 Lady in the painting is annoyed.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:24 AM (Om16U)

192 how long you can use eggs past their expiration date?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 09:59 AM (cHbIE)


If they hatch, they're too old.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2016 10:24 AM (Zu3d9)

193 Voter Mom, I am getting that also. Was just wondering if it was a glitch on my end. Apparently not. So will pull the book and play in Photoshop once I get home from work.

Thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2016 10:25 AM (IzrCU)

194 Red is an odd color for a ghillie suit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2016 10:25 AM (kTF2Z)

195 I do have one question about the tech storm over iPhones lack of a ear-phone jack: Is it really that big of a deal? It still has the fire-wire, which handles power and data. Why couldn't you make an adaptor that fits the fire-wire port?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2016 10:25 AM (SeD0w)

196 If you want to see some GIF's of this, just image-Bing
"that look on her face."

Pretty well explains how she got it. She's holding her head from the donkeypunch.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 16, 2016 10:25 AM (H5rtT)

197 "...in fact, George, not only do I still harbor doubts about where Obama was born, I'm beginning to think that my opponent, Hillary, is not really a human being at all. Assembled, not even 'born.'"

Posted by: General Zod at September 16, 2016 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)

198 Looks a bit like Patsy Cline. And some actress from the past I can't quite recall right now.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2016 10:18 AM (TOk1P)

Andie MacDowell, if you ask me.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (RD7QR)



No. I'm not seeing it.


By the way, did you know Macdowell's daughter is Margaret Qualley, who is about to explode on Hollowwood as a star? Drop dead gorgeous, she's been in the HBO show, The Leftovers, and has a role in the movie I haven't yet seen, The Nice Guys. Apparently THE femme fatale in that one.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2016 10:25 AM (TOk1P)

199 Bander, did you see the video I left for you in the previous thread?


"Also, fuck the Jets"!

LOL

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 10:26 AM (mgbwf)

200 joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (RD7QR)

Catherine Hepburn, a bit.

Posted by: HiHo at September 16, 2016 10:26 AM (CPk08)

201 190

This ...and the silly birther thing they are all talking about today. Will tune it out and wait for tomorrows fake issue ....

Posted by: E.T. at September 16, 2016 10:26 AM (c+7Ko)

202 Just got back, so has anybody talked about the Amazon reviews on Hillary's new book yet?



http://tinyurl.com/hvofyg3

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2016 10:21 AM (J+eG2)

The Kindle version should be free, most give it 1 star, fun to read some of the comments.....comments are far better than the book, I'm sure:Guy gave it 5 stars, comment: What a fantastic book! I see that Amazon has
this for under $20, but I paid slightly more. I bought this directly
from the Clinton foundation for $3.5 million. Once I read this book it's
like everything in my life clicked

Posted by: Colin at September 16, 2016 10:26 AM (BuJYz)

203 184 Rosebud.

Posted by: Citizen Kane at September 16, 2016 10:14 AM (gwG9s)

For years, it's been said that the main reason William Randolph Hearst hated Citizen Kane was not because of its implied portrayal of him, nor that it obliquely slandered his mistress, actress Marion Davies, but because "Rosebud" was the pet name Hearst gave to Davies' clitoris, and this embarrassed / infuriated the media tycoon no end.

------------------

On a related note, Anschutz did a portrait of Hope Solo, entitled "The Pitcher Plant"

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 10:26 AM (7HtZB)

204 With virtually unmatched popularity at her back, First Lady Michelle Obama debuts on the stump for Hillary Clinton Friday, hoping to galvanize suburban voters behind a candidate she once fiercely opposed.

Talk about resting bitch face.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2016 10:27 AM (X6fMO)

205 From end of ONT. This is a money laundering scheme. A way for the banks to make direct cash contributions to the Hillary campaign without "breaking" the law. If the card holder complains, the bank credits their card and writes off the charge and Clinton keeps the cash. Too small of individual transactions to catch anyone's attention but potentially very large cumulative. Like what Duke Energy did in guaranteeing the Democrat convention loan for the 2012 election, but writ small. Democrats defaulted and Duke paid up.

http://bit.ly/2cgJUiX

Posted by: Agitator at September 16, 2016 10:27 AM (tGQSA)

206 I am taking suggestion for books to blog about on banned books week.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:28 AM (Om16U)

207 My wife looks at me like that when I tell one of my stupid jokes.

Beautiful painting, however.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:28 AM (RwwCT)

208 On a related note, Anschutz did a portrait of Hope Solo, entitled "The Pitcher Plant"
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 10:26 AM (7HtZB)


Or,
"Shelob's Lair"

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:28 AM (d6TTt)

209 177
Just got back, so has anybody talked about the Amazon reviews on Hillary's new book yet?



http://tinyurl.com/hvofyg3

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
The 5-star reviews are hilarious.

Posted by: someoldguy at September 16, 2016 10:28 AM (9ZV4k)

210 When you have eggs you need to use up, a frittata is about the easiest thing to make.

Gets rid of a lot of eggs in a hurry.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2016 10:28 AM (Zs4uk)

211
getting a new iPhone on release day is all about status an dfashion
Posted by: @votermom



From the SD comments, there's also a lot of big dreams about making money off the deal, buying old phones on the cheap from ebay with a coupon, trading in, selling the new phone with another coupon and -- it just goes on an on.

Always ignoring market effects and transaction costs.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 10:29 AM (kdS6q)

212 >>>>
Washington (CNN)With virtually unmatched popularity at her back, First
Lady Michelle Obama debuts on the stump for Hillary Clinton Friday,
hoping to galvanize suburban voters behind a candidate she once fiercely
opposed.



Posted by: undocumented fantasy Proctologist at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (e8kgV)
.
.
.
.She has to do it if she want's the gravy train to keep on rolling.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2016 10:29 AM (iONHu)

213

LOL
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September
------------

Yes, that last line is how you know it was done by a true Pats fan. My family thought it was quite poignant.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2016 10:30 AM (xpSCc)

214 >>banned books week. Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:28 AM (Om16U)

Ulysses. Yes, she said, Yes.

Posted by: General Zod at September 16, 2016 10:30 AM (Bdeb0)

215 Or is she watching someone do something nasty?

You decide!
Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2016 09:52 AM (jjaLl)

The universal look of women who see an ugly dude heading their way with a goofy smile and a drink in each hand.

-----

BTW, the article linked in the sidebar by Political Hat is rather good.

Posted by: .45acp Rape Prevention Kit at September 16, 2016 10:30 AM (kKHcp)

216 What a fantastic book! I see that Amazon has

this for under $20, but I paid slightly more. I bought this directly

from the Clinton foundation for $3.5 million. Once I read this book it's

like everything in my life clicked


************************



Made my day

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 16, 2016 10:30 AM (09Ay7)

217
164 Washington (CNN)With virtually unmatched popularity at her back, Michelle Obama


Behold! The latest euphemism for "ginormous ass"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2016 10:32 AM (BK3ZS)

218 216 What a fantastic book! I see that Amazon has

this for under $20, but I paid slightly more. I bought this directly

from the Clinton foundation for $3.5 million. Once I read this book it's

like everything in my life clicked


************************



Made my day
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 16, 2016 10:30 AM (09Ay7)

Later that day, his boss David Brock hunted him down and dick-slapped him for being such an insufferable tool.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 16, 2016 10:32 AM (RD7QR)

219 207 "My wife looks at me like that when I tell one of my stupid jokes. "


My wife would give me that look whenever I would get out of the shower and hang the towel on my dick as I brushed my teeth.

You can almost hear her saying "Really?, you think that's funny?"

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2016 10:32 AM (Zs4uk)

220 Mornng all.

That's a look that says she is thinking...."Mauve, I'll go with mauve in the hallway."

Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 16, 2016 10:33 AM (r65B3)

221 209 177
Just got back, so has anybody talked about the Amazon reviews on Hillary's new book yet? "

Hopefully, she gets some as funny as the ones for the banana slicer gadget. But I almost can't be bothered to waste my time on a piece of dreck that sold under 3,000 the week it came out. (And probably 99% of them to Dem staffers - who are the ones writing the 5 star reviews).

Goes to show you how excited people are about Hill....zzzzzz....

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 10:33 AM (u0lmX)

222 Because when the time comes, I won't get arrested for beating the rug.

---

or cutting a rug

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 16, 2016 10:34 AM (oGRue)

223 But she does look quite annoyed - as if she is married to a 'ron who just did a "pull my finger" joke.

It looks she just found out her alimony check has been cut off for good.

*now pull my finger*

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 16, 2016 10:34 AM (gyKtp)

224 Recently picked up a hard cover used book by a favorite author on Amazon.
"LoveDeath" by Dan Simmons.
What a great deal.
I will have to build on to my house someday, just to hold the books I buy.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:34 AM (d6TTt)

225 OT_Does anyone know how long you can use eggs past their expiration date?

---

eating or throwing?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 16, 2016 10:34 AM (oGRue)

226 Eh, trolls gonna troll. I was wondering about the rank and file, our delicate post-convention quiet seems strained again of late. Or maybe it's just threads with chemjeff. Something's gotta be up with him, he was -not- like this before I don't think, and this can't just be l'affaire Trump.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (9krrF)



Manopause, likely.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2016 10:35 AM (v5iqM)

227 .308 Definitely.

Posted by: Deplorable Diogenes at September 16, 2016 10:36 AM (r65B3)

228 Washington (CNN)With virtually unmatched popularity at her back, First
Lady Michelle Obama debuts on the stump for Hillary Clinton Friday,
hoping to galvanize suburban voters behind a candidate she once fiercely
opposed.

Posted by: undocumented fantasy Proctologist at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (e8kgV)
.
.
.
.She has to do it if she want's the gravy train to keep on rolling.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2016 10:29 AM (iONHu)


It will be interesting seeing how this unfolds. I'm not predicting it, but I'm also not ruling out that this is a trial run for Moochelle. To be a candidate in the future... with the future potentially being sooner rather than later.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2016 10:36 AM (TOk1P)

229 "[London's mayor]Sadiq Khan has crossed the pond, carrying amessage of 'building
bridges rather than walls' --- a clear reciprocation for Obama's 'back of
the queue' visit to London. And in a lurid show of support for Hillary
Clinton's collapsing presidential campaign, he goaded Trump on his own
turf."



I'm sure this will help Hillary.
/sarc

Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 10:37 AM (NOIQH)

230 I just had a weird moment. I looked at that picture a second time, and I had an out of body experience: Despite the odd tilt to her pose, that woman looks so much like my mother it's surreal.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2016 10:37 AM (SeD0w)

231 Maybe that corset is just laced up a little too tightly. I make faces like that when my high heels are killing me and I can't take them off yet.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 10:37 AM (u0lmX)

232 what do you mean the electric sybian won't be invented for 50 more years?

Posted by: Lady in picture at September 16, 2016 10:37 AM (oGRue)

233 So basically, Hiiz campaign is down to just making up shit to try to beat Trump?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2016 10:37 AM (R0e0q)

234 So the MFM is hyperventilating that Trump is a birther. That's all they've got now? They've got to see if Barry can beat Trump?

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holding my breath for the press conference where Hilary clarifies if white lives matter...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 16, 2016 10:38 AM (oGRue)

235 Madame Plushbottom there is pretty close to having a uni-brow.

Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2016 10:38 AM (4AVeu)

236 "This is the first in a series of communications concerning the open military service of transgender personnel. As noted in reference (a), transgender individuals shall be allowed to serve openly in the Department of the Navy (DON).

Training will be provided to all active and reserve personnel, Navy civilians who supervise military personnel, and Department of Defense (DoD) contractors,"

Of course there is NO money for other training. Sigh, not sure if I want to laugh or cry. Right now crying is way out in front!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 10:19 AM (zp+j1)





If Trump has any brains he'll go through the PC military like crap through a goose. Shit can all of the ones who support this. He cannot rebuild the military with all of this lefty social engineering crap going one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 10:38 AM (493sH)

237 GAH. Just had a patient test positive and that went over so well that we had to call the mobile crisis team.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 16, 2016 10:38 AM (3wzsT)

238 "A Rose"


I'd like to spread her petals.*










*The classy version of "I'd hit it."

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2016 10:39 AM (HGtd0)

239 The democrats always just make up stuff to beat the republican. Every.Single. Time.


This time we have the added idiocy of the nonsense "don't vote like me!!!" brigade.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 16, 2016 10:39 AM (09Ay7)

240 "[London's mayor]Sadiq Khan has crossed the pond, carrying amessage of 'building
bridges rather than walls' --- a clear reciprocation for Obama's 'back of
the queue' visit to London. And in a lurid show of support for Hillary
Clinton's collapsing presidential campaign, he goaded Trump on his own
turf."


I'm sure this will help Hillary.
/sarc
Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 10:37 AM (NOIQH)


Well he did such a wonderful job trying to defeat Brexit!

Hey I got an idea let's take advice from a Muslim who has terrorists in his Administration.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 10:39 AM (zp+j1)

241 I'd write a bad review but I don't want to die in a car crash or commit suicide by shooting myself in the head twice

^^^ Hillary Book 5 star review on Amazon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:39 AM (EnGQE)

242 GAH. Just had a patient test positive and that went over so well that we had to call the mobile crisis team.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 16, 2016 10:38 AM (3wzsT)

Positive for what?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:39 AM (d6TTt)

243 Washington (CNN)With virtually unmatched popularity at her back, First Lady Michelle Obama

What a fucking load of shit.

Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at September 16, 2016 10:39 AM (5UjJX)

244 If Trump has any brains he'll go through the PC military like crap through a goose. Shit can all of the ones who support this. He cannot rebuild the military with all of this lefty social engineering crap going one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 10:38 AM (493sH)


Yup...Please let him put ME in charge of that!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 10:40 AM (zp+j1)

245 ^^^ Hillary Book 5 star review on Amazon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:39 AM (EnGQE)

Good instincts.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:40 AM (d6TTt)

246 I think she just found out she has to blow him first

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 16, 2016 10:40 AM (oGRue)

247 what do you mean the electric sybian won't be invented for 50 more years?



Steampunk, baby!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:40 AM (cHbIE)

248 Well have loaded up wifey in MIL's car for the weekend trip to the beach. My first official act was to turn the thermostat down to 75.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 16, 2016 10:41 AM (mpXpK)

249
The office LIVs are now talking about Trump being a birther. Just when you think no one could be stupid enough to fall for this crap they do. It's amazing the stupid shit they will swallow and like Barry at a gloryhole they swallow it all.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 10:41 AM (493sH)

250 Eh, trolls gonna troll. I was wondering about the rank and file, our delicate post-convention quiet seems strained again of late. Or maybe it's just threads with chemjeff. Something's gotta be up with him, he was -not- like this before I don't think, and this can't just be l'affaire Trump.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2016 09:58 AM (9krrF)



I only skimmed last night's thread, for a bit. Twice he seemed to be trying to goad others, making some comments about a couple commenters who showed up.


I don't know the history, but I also didn't see any posts by anyone else that looked to be trying to pick a fight. Just his.


And then he stomped off when he wasn't getting one.


Yeah, I think it's just the Trump thing. Tunnel vision, inability to see beyond the limits of his particular narrow scope.


It happens. Especially with people who have specialty areas of expertise, and limited exposure outside of their practice.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2016 10:41 AM (TOk1P)

251 I don't see how the mayor of Londonistan can help Hillary.

Unless they just want to get the name "Khan" back in circulation to remind everyone of this past summer's stupidity....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2016 10:41 AM (R0e0q)

252 Obama was out campaigning against Trump, which lifts Trump up to the WH level.

Hillary is out campaigning against a green cartoon frog. Which is very appropriate for an evil, shriveled old witch like her.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:41 AM (Om16U)

253
80 Like for in-vitro fertilization?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:01 AM (0mRoj)

No, silly. ;^) Eggs from chickens which are in my fridge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:02 AM (EnGQE)







You keep your chickens in the fridge? You must spend a fortune on chicken blankets.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2016 10:42 AM (xxSK3)

254 14 ball pythons are missing in a S. GA neighborhood after someone released them from their cage.

Priscilla Crisler of Austusta Animal Services says the snakes "typically are very docile."

But neighbors like Shekelia Wilcher are on edge. Wilcher said young children in the neighborhood wait for their school bus and "one might crawl up on them."

Sigh. FSA or LIV or both?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:42 AM (1ZOkK)

255 241 I'd write a bad review but I don't want to die in a car crash or commit suicide by shooting myself in the head twice

^^^ Hillary Book 5 star review on Amazon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:39 AM (EnGQE)



This isn't a binary choice.

There's always death by plane crash.



Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2016 10:43 AM (HGtd0)

256 Well have loaded up wifey in MIL's car for the weekend trip to the beach. My first official act was to turn the thermostat down to 75.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 16, 2016 10:41 AM (mpXpK)

A clear violation of the Roommate Agreement.
Never mind.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:43 AM (d6TTt)

257 But neighbors like Shekelia Wilcher are on edge. Wilcher said young children in the neighborhood wait for their school bus and "one might crawl up on them."

Sigh. FSA or LIV or both?



Yes.
Ninja snakes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:43 AM (cHbIE)

258 The office LIVs are now talking about Trump being a birther. Just when you think no one could be stupid enough to fall for this crap they do. It's amazing the stupid shit they will swallow and like Barry at a gloryhole they swallow it all.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 10:41 AM (493sH)

Yeah our resident AM Troll was here crapping on the News Dump.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 10:43 AM (zp+j1)

259 Brother Cavil, thanks for all your support with the deplorable tshirt.

You, sir, are a Deplorable American!

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:44 AM (Om16U)

260 14 ball pythons are missing in a S. GA neighborhood after someone released them from their cage.

Priscilla Crisler of Austusta Animal Services says the snakes "typically are very docile."

But neighbors like Shekelia Wilcher are on edge. Wilcher said young children in the neighborhood wait for their school bus and "one might crawl up on them."

Sigh. FSA or LIV or both?
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable

How do ball pythons eat? order take out?

Posted by: deadpool at September 16, 2016 10:44 AM (326rv)

261 233 So basically, Hiiz campaign is down to just making up shit to try to beat Trump?

Posted by: JoeF


During the 52,424 BC election contest for tribal leader Og accuses Mog of being ugly. Mog then accuses Og of having a short dick.

Og then pulls out a large wooden club and beats Mog to death, thereby winning the election.

Mog got short stroked.

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 16, 2016 10:44 AM (gyKtp)

262 No, silly. ;^) Eggs from chickens which are in my fridge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You keep your chickens in the fridge? You must spend a fortune on chicken blankets.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 10:45 AM (cHbIE)

263 Ball pythons. Mostly harmless.
Peta.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:46 AM (d6TTt)

264 257 But neighbors like Shekelia Wilcher are on edge. Wilcher said young children in the neighborhood wait for their school bus and "one might crawl up on them."

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I smell a sequal!

"Snakes on a Bus". Think Samuel Jackson can still play 16?

Posted by: Hollywood at September 16, 2016 10:46 AM (oGRue)

265
Twice he seemed to be trying to goad others, making some comments about a couple commenters who showed up. And then he stomped off when he wasn't getting one.
Posted by: BurtTC




Trying to work the ref by drawing the foul. AIR, he used that tactic in the ONT a few times before to get folks banned, because Maet.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 10:46 AM (kdS6q)

266 Yeah, I think it's just the Trump thing. Tunnel vision, inability to
see beyond the limits of his particular narrow scope.


***********

If it's just the Trump thing why go off on the atomic bomb use?

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 16, 2016 10:47 AM (09Ay7)

267 Well he did such a wonderful job trying to defeat Brexit!

Hey I got an idea let's take advice from a Muslim who has terrorists in his Administration.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 10:39 AM (zp+j1)

I predict that a Muzzie mayor of a foreign city telling Americans how to vote will work as well as the infamous Guardian letter writing campaign to Ohio voters in 2004 did.

The only Brit I want to hear from is Milo - because he actually likes this country.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 10:48 AM (u0lmX)

268 You keep your chickens in the fridge? You must spend a fortune on chicken blankets.

----

Why don't ya just put a space heater in the fridge? better'n chickshit all over the blankets.

Posted by: Joey Biden at September 16, 2016 10:48 AM (oGRue)

269
Mog got short stroked.
Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 16, 2016 10:44 AM (gyKtp)


Shoulda' tapped the forward assist.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2016 10:49 AM (lDj6i)

270
Trying to work the ref by drawing the foul. AIR, he used that tactic in the ONT a few times before to get folks banned, because Maet.


For someone starting out in academia and, I would presume, seeking to earn tenure, cj sure spends a lot of time here persuing non-germane tasks. Just saying...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2016 10:49 AM (BK3ZS)

271 206 I am taking suggestion for books to blog about on banned books week.
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:28 AM (Om16U)

The Bible?

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 10:50 AM (7HtZB)

272 If it's just the Trump thing why go off on the atomic bomb use?
Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 16, 2016 10:47 AM (09Ay7)



I was there last night for a bit of the situation.
Reminded me of a lawyer friend who, when he gets his panties in a wad over - whatever- becomes extremely contentious and argumentative over anything.
Wants to provoke, and be provoked.
Pretty silly behavior.
We usually disengage with him, and isolate him for a while.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:51 AM (d6TTt)

273 Birther thing was a trap for Hillary and she fell for it.
She condemned Trump and now they brought up how she started it in 2008 but was too weak to get an answer from Barry.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:51 AM (Om16U)

274 Mog got short stroked.

---

Erectus Lives Matter!

Posted by: Homo at September 16, 2016 10:51 AM (oGRue)

275 >>The office LIVs are now talking about Trump being a birther.

I'm assuming these are the same people who believed Mitt Romney was going to outlaw tampons? Anyone who thinks birtherism matters in 2016 is an idiot.

I don't know how one engages that level of stupidity. Though Trump sure is trying - and winning - when he does things like his Fallon show appearance last night.


Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 10:51 AM (NOIQH)

276 Eggs from chickens which are in my fridge.

Yes, poorly phrased;' Sorry, but glad I can provide an outlet for comic relief. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 10:52 AM (EnGQE)

277 I never grasped why thinking oamama was born in Kenya was racist. Besides everything being racist these days.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 10:52 AM (7HtZB)

278 She's farting. With a round chambered. Tricky move. Requires total concentration.

Posted by: Dang Deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:52 AM (k0G44)

279 271 206 I am taking suggestion for books to blog about on banned books week.
Posted by: @votermom

Alms for Jihad?

Posted by: Spypeach at September 16, 2016 10:54 AM (nyYhO)

280 Pointing out obvious facts are now racist offenses, when our Betters say so.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:54 AM (d6TTt)

281 HIV tubal

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 16, 2016 10:55 AM (3wzsT)

282 >>>If Trump has any brains he'll go through the PC military like crap through a goose. Shit can all of the ones who support this. He cannot rebuild the military with all of this lefty social engineering crap going one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 10:38 AM (493sH)

The ones who support this typically rotate with administrations as appointees or serve in Congress. Service members typically don't give a shit either way.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 16, 2016 10:55 AM (OzXkk)

283 Eh. Vargas would have painted her naked.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 10:54 AM (l6bVD)

Yes. I miss Vargas, but there's always Olivia.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:55 AM (d6TTt)

284 LaTimes

Enthusiasm for Hillary still 'curbed'.

She lost another .3 yesterday, while Trump gained .4
Trump now +6.4
Trump 47.4
Hillary 41.0

person and jeffchem hardest hit. But will continue incessant thread disruption techniques, regardless.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 16, 2016 10:55 AM (ZFUt7)

285 >>I am taking suggestion for books to blog about on banned books week.

Dav Pilkey books. My son loved them, hubby hated them because: misspellings.

>>Response to birther squirrel:

Hillary started the birther talk in 2008, Trump ended it years later by getting Obama to finally release his birth certificate. Trump's a closer. BOOM! (credit: Cernovich)

Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 10:56 AM (NOIQH)

286 >>>If Trump has any brains he'll go through the PC military like crap through a goose. Shit can all of the ones who support this. He cannot rebuild the military with all of this lefty social engineering crap going one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 10:38 AM (493sH)

And rename the SJW ships like the Gabby Giffords & the Harvey Milk.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 10:56 AM (7HtZB)

287 I am getting attacked on FB by the left wing BLM friends of this old friend from College who is a teacher in that Elementary School in Seattle where all the teachers were going to wear BLM shirts today. It got called off after bomb threats from the community.

Some black friend of his basically called me "deplorable" and I thanked her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 10:56 AM (zp+j1)

288
The office LIVs are now talking about Trump being a birther.



That's all over twitter/sites this AM. Not like there's some official message co-ordination going on. Oh no -- perish the thought!

MSM, Left and the #NeverTrumpers are flooding the zone with it, trying to bury Hillary's tanking polls and heath crisis.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 10:56 AM (kdS6q)

289 ***I am taking suggestion for books to blog about on banned books week.

How about books that should have been banned for being so God awful?
***Squints at Thomas Pynchon***

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 16, 2016 10:56 AM (Eyx+b)

290 HIV tubal
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 16, 2016 10:55 AM (3wzsT)

Uh,

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 10:56 AM (d6TTt)

291 278 She's farting. With a round chambered. Tricky move. Requires total concentration.
Posted by: Dang Deplorable

The correct term is "pooting".

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2016 10:57 AM (VndSC)

292 That pose and expression: Is the glue that's holding my ear to my head dry yet?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at September 16, 2016 10:57 AM (LQLeS)

293 I think I dated her in law school.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 16, 2016 10:57 AM (c0/+W)

294 I will motivate you, Private Scankles, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Posted by: Gunny Sargent Trump at September 16, 2016 10:58 AM (mpXpK)

295 OT, I have a friend who likes writing letters to the NY Times. Depending on the response, I may pass along subsequent missives for your enjoyment.

I leave this for the Horde without further comment:

"In A Narrow Race, Many View Trump As A Change Agent" - Patrick Healy & Dalia Sussman - September 16, 2016

There is no doubt whatsoever that if elected, Donald Trump would be a change agent. He would change America from the most admired country in the world into an international pariah. Trump would change the balance of the Supreme Court to a conservative majority that would lean toward abolishing Roe v. Wade and other rights held dearly by most Americans. With his admiration for thugs like Vladimir Putin, and his theory that other countries should be allowed to gain nuclear capability, Trump would change the U.S. position of being the protector of the free world to one of, "they need to pay their share for our protection or take care of themselves." Being a climate change denier, the Donald would set back everything president Obama has put in place to protect the environment. Yes, Mr. Trump would be a change agent, but of the very worst ilk. What really needs to change is the media's rating Trump on a curve. He must be held accountable for all his lies, racist slurs and bigoted views, and the first debate would be a really good place to start.

Posted by: slash buzz at September 16, 2016 10:58 AM (YseGW)

296 Anschutz?

Ghesundheit!

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - yeah, I got nothin' at September 16, 2016 10:59 AM (lQn8Y)

297 I am taking suggestion for books to blog about on banned books week.
Posted by: @votermom



Hey votermom!

Give this a gander.

"Our Betters" in Boston were always a bunch of pearl-clutching blue-noses.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banned_in_Boston


Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2016 10:59 AM (HGtd0)

298 Alms for Jihad?
Posted by: Spypeach at September 16, 2016 10:54 AM (nyYhO)

I have never heard of it so I looked it up.
Wow, around $200 buck because of unavailability - it really is banned.

Have you read it?

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 10:59 AM (Om16U)

299 The Boston Globe's editorial board took a look at Hillary's polling numbers and caught pneumonia. And then collapsed.

Read this and laugh, like I did.

LINK (via RCP link): http://preview.tinyurl.com/hlxsvuc

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2016 10:59 AM (JBggj)

300 @295 So you actually know Mary Cloggenstein?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 16, 2016 10:59 AM (c0/+W)

301
I am taking suggestion for books to blog about on banned books week.
Posted by: @votermom




"Heather Has Two Married Parents with Distinct and Differing Biological Sexes."

Banned around here, at least.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 10:59 AM (kdS6q)

302 Anyway it's kinda messing me up. This guy trusted me and because of the laws surrounding it I couldn't tell him anything. Now, shit.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 16, 2016 10:59 AM (3wzsT)

303 289 ***I am taking suggestion for books to blog about on banned books week.

How about books that should have been banned for being so God awful?
***Squints at Thomas Pynchon***
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 16, 2016 10:56 AM (Eyx+b)

That guy sucks! Now this is great writing!

The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life down through all christian minstrelsy.

Posted by: James Joyce at September 16, 2016 11:00 AM (7HtZB)

304 Brother Cavil, thanks for all your support with the deplorable tshirt.

You, sir, are a Deplorable American!

Posted by: @votermom


Thank you, ma'am!

/salutes

/concusses self saluting and passes out

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 16, 2016 11:00 AM (9krrF)

305 I don't know how one engages that level of stupidity. Though Trump sure is trying - and winning - when he does things like his Fallon show appearance last night.


Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 10:51 AM (NOIQH)




I'll bet stuff like that gets through to the LIVs and makes an impression on them more than any talk of taxes, regulation, foreign policy etc.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 11:00 AM (493sH)

306 Trump is funny and likable, while Hillary is....well, Hillary.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2016/09/trumps_emtonight_showem_triumph.html

Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 11:00 AM (NOIQH)

307 "Just had a patient test positive and that went over so well that we had to call the mobile crisis team."

You can test for liberalism?

I did not know that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2016 11:00 AM (J+eG2)

308 Ah whatever. Lunch is coming.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 16, 2016 11:00 AM (3wzsT)

309 Someone tell DT that when the Dems leave a huge, stinking turd in front of him, it's OK to not step in it.

Sheesh, I can't believe that the Birther issue is now front and center, even when it was Hillary's '08 campaign that invented the issue.

Posted by: navybrat at September 16, 2016 11:00 AM (w7KSn)

310 Thanks slash buzz. That was predictable. Sounds like it came from any State University tenured faculty member in Liberal Arts.
Which makes it so incredibly easy to mock, then ignore.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 11:01 AM (d6TTt)

311 Morning all.

Off to Hico again to hit that "just pay us later " restaurant i mentioned last week. My phone doesn't work out there so going silent a while. Catch up later.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 16, 2016 11:01 AM (qIfgW)

312 I remember Anschutz. That was when Hitler took over Austria or something, right?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at September 16, 2016 11:01 AM (LQLeS)

313 I thought Nabokov's "Lolita" was banned but it turns out it was only banned in Australia.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2016 11:01 AM (HGtd0)

314 I am the victim of a modified, limited pixy-banning. Let's see if this comment stays put.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 11:01 AM (fiIF6)

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 11:02 AM (fiIF6)

316 The Bible?
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 10:50 AM (7HtZB)

I was thinking of the Bible (how many countries is it banned it kind of thing)

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 11:02 AM (Om16U)

317 The Donald sat at the WH Correspondent's dinner as the mullato JEF teed off on the birther.

That was the start of DJT's motivation.

44-6 1980 blowout coming.

Posted by: Dee Plorable at September 16, 2016 11:02 AM (x5lHz)

318 ***I am taking suggestion for books to blog about on banned books week.

How lazy can you get?!?111

There are music stores full of band books!

Posted by: Emily Litella... at September 16, 2016 11:02 AM (AoK0a)

319  I am taking suggestion for books to blog about on banned books week.
Posted by: @votermom 



Ever read 'The Giver'? Award winning book. Librarians consider it 'most challenged' -- I suspect that means people want it removed from library.

Good conservative, anti-authoritarian message. A woman heads this little dystopian area, and reminds me of HRC.

I suspect a lot of pre millennial generation read the book. Or else they would be more pro Hillary.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:03 AM (ZFUt7)

320 am the victim of a modified, limited pixy-banning. Let's see if this comment stays put.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 11:01 AM (fiIF6)

So far it seems oops there it

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 11:03 AM (d6TTt)

321 Wow, it took me until the 300s in comments to get here this AM? Guess a kid tantrum will do that to you.

Re the picture - it looks like she's bitching at the painter for not just pulling out his phone and snapping a picture instead. "My elbow's getting TIRED here..."

Posted by: JEM at September 16, 2016 11:03 AM (TppKb)

322 316 The Bible?
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 10:50 AM (7HtZB)

I was thinking of the Bible (how many countries is it banned it kind of thing)
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 11:02 AM (Om16U)

Countries, American schools, hotels on college campuses, Air Force desks,...

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 11:05 AM (7HtZB)

323 I was thinking of the Bible (how many countries is it banned it kind of thing)
Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 11:02 AM (Om16U)


VM, I tried to do a "book banning" theme on the book thread a while back, and I kind of gave up. Most of the "bannings" are parents complaining of inappropriate books in school libraries, and some of the examples I agreed with. That's not "banning", that's just proper child rearing.

The fact of the matter is, no book is banned in the US anymore, except child pr0n. Anyone can read pretty much anything they want.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 11:05 AM (fiIF6)

324
CNBC showing the Apple store in Palo Alto. Tim Cook showed up. All of the trained seals are clapping and clapping and clapping. Such individuals

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 11:05 AM (493sH)

325 Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2016 10:59 AM (HGtd0)

Thanks - that might be interesting to featuer.

Btw, did you see my comment the other day when you were asking about Kindle Oasis?

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 11:05 AM (Om16U)

326 Trump's Birther Address

Two score and twelve years ago Barry's father brought forth, upon this continent,
a new child, conceived in the back seat of an Edsel,
and dedicated to the proposition that "Everything is America's fault"

Now we are engaged in a great election,
testing whether that JEF's legacy, or any legacy so conceived, and so dedicated,
can long endure.

We are met on a great battle field of that election. We have come to dedicate a portion of it,
as a final resting place for those socialist ideas that will die here,
that the nation might become great again. This we may, in all propriety do.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow, this America--
The brave men, living and dead, who have struggled here, have hallowed it, far above his piss poor power to add or detract.

The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here; while it must never forget what he did here.

Posted by: Donald Trump at September 16, 2016 11:06 AM (oGRue)

327 *sigh* Another disappointing date. They always brag about their endowment but when the truth is revealed they come up way short. What's a girl to do?

Posted by: Scowling Lady In Red at September 16, 2016 11:06 AM (JO9+V)

328 I rather doubt that he shares any genes with Jackson Pollack.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2016 11:06 AM (9mTYi)

329 Sheesh, I can't believe that the Birther issue is
now front and center, even when it was Hillary's '08 campaign that
invented the issue.

Posted by: navybrat at September 16, 2016 11:00 AM (w7KSn)

It was only a matter of time before Trump's birtherism caught up with him.
Seriously, you did not think it would become an issue at some point in this race?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2016 11:07 AM (gXKl3)

330 Sheesh, I can't believe that the Birther issue is now front and center, even when it was Hillary's '08 campaign that invented the issue.
Posted by: navybrat

it's quite simple really..

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 16, 2016 11:07 AM (326rv)

331 "Ever read 'The Giver'? Award winning book. Librarians consider it 'most challenged' -- I suspect that means people want it removed from library. "

Our son was required to read it several years ago, in public High School.


I could see where liberals would wish that it did not exist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2016 11:07 AM (J+eG2)

332 Posted by: slash buzz at September 16, 2016 10:58 AM (YseGW)

Sounds like your friend has been "The boy in the bubble' for the last eight years, and who seriously think Trump will do anything like appointed a Supreme court Justice who wants to overturn Roe v. Wade?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 11:08 AM (EnGQE)

333


*record scratch*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 11:08 AM (kdS6q)

334 Oh fuck.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 11:08 AM (d6TTt)

335 Snarky stuff aside, the guy had great skills.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2016 11:08 AM (9mTYi)

336 Seriously, you did not think it would become an issue at some point in this race?
Posted by: chemjeff

Yupper, we did NOT think that Hillary's birtherism could become trumps' birtherism, unless some useful idiots whored themselves out.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 16, 2016 11:08 AM (326rv)

337 296 Anschutz?

---

And now Austria is MINE! And i will make them all speak German now.

Posted by: A Hitler at September 16, 2016 11:09 AM (oGRue)

338 *sigh* Another disappointing date. They always brag about their endowment but when the truth is revealed they come up way short. What's a girl to do?


Posted by: Scowling Lady In Red at September 16, 2016 11:06 AM (JO9+V)



Find a room of one's own. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Virginia Woolf at September 16, 2016 11:09 AM (X6fMO)

339 She's kinda hot. Hotter than the green dress girl for sure.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 16, 2016 11:09 AM (9ym/8)

340
Yupper, we did NOT think that Hillary's
birtherism could become trumps' birtherism, unless some useful idiots
whored themselves out.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 16, 2016 11:08 AM (326rv)

Hillary's birtherism became Trump's birtherism when Trump made a very public spectacle out of it in 2011. Remember that?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2016 11:09 AM (gXKl3)

341 Seriously, you did not think it would become an issue at some point in this race?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2016 11:07 AM (gXKl3)



Only for idiots and hand wringers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2016 11:09 AM (493sH)

342 >>Seriously, you did not think it would become an issue at some point in this race?


How is it relevant to anything going on in 2016?

I don't care about Obama's birthplace, just as I didn't care about it in 2008. It is a nothingburger and intentional attempt to alienate blacks who may be leaning Trump.

Anyone who cares about this in 2016 needs to get their priorities straight.


Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 11:10 AM (NOIQH)

343 The expression on her face, especially her mouth, reads as moderately annoyed.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2016 11:10 AM (Phln5)

344 Posted by: Winston Smith at September 16, 2016 11:08 AM (326rv)
Hillary's birtherism became Trump's birtherism when Trump made a very public spectacle out of it in 2011. Remember that?
Posted by: chemjeff

I do remember the useful idiots whoring themselves out. It's as if it's happening right now.

P.S. my rat says hi.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 16, 2016 11:10 AM (326rv)

345 The fact of the matter is, no book is banned in the US anymore, except child pr0n. Anyone can read pretty much anything they want.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 11:05 AM (fiIF6)

The banning that goes on now is more of "get the publisher not to publish it type" - I did encounter at least two of those this year. The kid's picture book about a cake for George Washington and Nick Cole's book.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (Om16U)

346 I don't know how I forgot this one-

It's one of my favorites:

"St Petersburg" by Andrei Bely


Banned by the Soviets for being "too decadent".

Not "too decadent" as we might think about it, but too grand in description and imagination-

and not conforming to the dictates of Socialist Realism and Socialist Morality.*









*Yes, that's what happens when the Special Snowflakes take over.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (HGtd0)

347 Our son was required to read it several years ago, in public High School. I could see where liberals would wish that it did not exist.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


I am truly amazed at how public schools placed that on required reading lists. It deals with so many 'hot topic' issues dear to liberals.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (ZFUt7)

348 Posted by: navybrat at September 16, 2016 11:00 AM (w7KSn)
It was only a matter of time before Trump's birtherism caught up with him.
Seriously, you did not think it would become an issue at some point in this race?"

Old news. And Trump can always say "Hillary also raised questions about this..."

The ONLY reason they are bringing it up is desperation -and because Obama's approval rating for some inexplicable reason - is much higher than Hill's.

I'm starting to get the feeling the Dems are bitterly clinging to the '08 and '12 playbooks that worked so well for them then and they're simply lost when it comes to Trump. They don't know how to attack him; don't know what to make of a new political landscape.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (u0lmX)

349 Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2016 11:07 AM (gXKl3)


And right on cue, the thread gets flushed down the toilet.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (X6fMO)

350 Since 'I Feel Good' wasn't such a great pick for Hillary's latest appearance, maybe they could go with 'Staying Alive'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (9mTYi)

351 Okay guys, and dolls, have fun. No bloodshed hopefully.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (d6TTt)

352 >>Hillary's birtherism became Trump's birtherism when Trump made a very public spectacle out of it in 2011. Remember that?


Hillary started the discussion, Trump ended it: he got Obama to release his birth certificate.
Trump is a closer.

Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (NOIQH)

353 I don't care about Obama's birthplace, just as I didn't care about it in 2008. It is a nothingburger and intentional attempt to alienate blacks who may be leaning Trump.

Anyone who cares about this in 2016 needs to get their priorities straight.


Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 11:10 AM (NOIQH)

The people making a big deal out of it now in 2016 have their priority's straight, and that is to hurt Trump and elect the Left.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 11:12 AM (zp+j1)

354 Jennifer Connelly she is.

Posted by: Barak and The Totalitarians at September 16, 2016 11:12 AM (tbq1U)

355 "..the Donald would set back everything president Obama has put in place.."

Well yeah.
That's the whole idea.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at September 16, 2016 11:12 AM (QM5S2)

356

How is it relevant to anything going on in 2016?



One might ask how Hillary's cackling as she sprung free a child rapist in 1976 has any relevance to what's going in in 2016. The answer is simple: it speaks to her poor judgment, her self-righteousness and her lust for power.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2016 11:13 AM (gXKl3)

357 I could see where liberals would wish that it did not exist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2016 11:07 AM (J+eG2)


Yes. While not an evangelical tract for conservative values, the world described in 'The Giver' is simply political correctness on steroids. It's completely creepy.

Like, for example, nobody cooks, but food for each meal is delivered every day at mealtime by the food authorities and you are given what the authorities think is healthiest for you.

Progress!

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 11:13 AM (fiIF6)

358 327 *sigh* Another disappointing date. They always brag about their endowment but when the truth is revealed they come up way short. What's a girl to do?
Posted by: Scowling Lady In Red at September 16, 2016 11:06 AM (JO9+V)

I have an indefatigable tongue and highly flexible jaw muscles. Call me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:13 AM (0mRoj)

359 Christ, what is this tag team trolls this AM?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 11:13 AM (zp+j1)

360 0 Since 'I Feel Good' wasn't such a great pick for Hillary's latest appearance, maybe they could go with 'Staying Alive'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (9mTYi)
--------

I still think "The Bitch is Back" is most appropriate.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2016 11:13 AM (xpSCc)

361 It was only a matter of time before Hill and Bill happily using the Confederate battle flag for campaign fund raising became an issue.

Unless you're a useful idiot determined to defend empress grandma.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 16, 2016 11:13 AM (326rv)

362 Hillary started the discussion, Trump ended it: he got Obama to release his birth certificate.
Trump is a closer.


Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (NOIQH)

Trump "ended" it by being shown to be a paranoid nutbar on the subject, just as he was shown to be a paranoid nutbar on the subject of JFK's assassination.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2016 11:13 AM (gXKl3)

363 please read (remove space)

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/ PRESS-RELEASES/TRUMP-CAMPAIGN-STATEMENT

before arguing about birtherism he said she said so that you can have a fully informed argument

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 11:14 AM (Om16U)

364 Boy the useful idiot is trying to hit every left wing talking point this morning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 11:14 AM (zp+j1)

365 How is it relevant to anything going on in 2016?


One might ask how Hillary's cackling as she sprung free a child rapist in 1976 has any relevance to what's going in in 2016. The answer is simple: it speaks to her poor judgment, her self-righteousness and her lust for power.



Speaks to her moral bankruptcy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2016 11:14 AM (cHbIE)

366 Btw, did you see my comment the other day when you were asking about Kindle Oasis?

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 11:05 AM (Om16U)



Yes. Thank you for the info.


I guess I'm slow on the uptake here-

you're probably just looking for currently banned books in the U.S., correct?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2016 11:15 AM (HGtd0)

367 The expression on her face, especially her mouth, reads as moderately annoyed.
Posted by: Tuna
----------

Sitting still in one spot for hours and hours has that consequence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2016 11:15 AM (9mTYi)

368 @ chemjeff.

Before you say another word about anything Trump, first, go read this, please.

http://tinyurl.com/ho94l8o

And then, PLEASE, kindly, just give us a day off from the incessant "dog worrying a bone", never ending, tiresome and repetitive arguments?

Right, wrong or somewhere in between, I'm not judging the merits of your arguments.

Just the wearisome, wearing, soul-sucking, never-endingness of them.

That lady in the picture at the top of the thread? Yeah, that's the expression everyone has when the cycle of arguments begins, anew.

Just. A. Day's. Rest. PLEASE!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2016 11:15 AM (v5iqM)

369 Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2016 11:13 AM (gXKl3)

I'm voting for the paranoid nutbar over the sociopathic fruitcake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 11:15 AM (EnGQE)

370 Ugh....never sit down to read a thread from the bottom up.



Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:15 AM (Enq6K)

371 Since 'I Feel Good' wasn't such a great pick for Hillary's latest appearance, maybe they could go with 'Staying Alive'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (9mTYi)


Good one!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2016 11:15 AM (jjaLl)

372 One might ask how Hillary's cackling as she sprung free a child rapist in 1976 has any relevance to what's going in in 2016. The answer is simple: in 2016 she acted like she cares about rape victims and then decided to shitcan the notation about believing rape victims when it's obvious that she hates them.
Posted by: adverse chemical reaction.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 16, 2016 11:15 AM (326rv)

373 It's one thing to say that Trump's birtherism is a stupid issue to be brought up in the context of more serious issues and problems facing the country. And I agree 100%.


But it's another thing to say that discussing Trump's birtherism is somehow out of bounds or not relevant at all. That isn't true in the slightest. It speaks to judgment and character, same as bringing up the past backgrounds of any candidate when evaluating them in the context of a campaign.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2016 11:16 AM (gXKl3)

374 >>>And right on cue, the thread gets flushed down the toilet.

Hopefully a low-flow environmently friendly toilet. Or a drywall bucket full of cat litter.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 16, 2016 11:16 AM (OzXkk)

375 I still think "The Bitch is Back" is most appropriate.

Posted by: bluebell
--------

*bows*
Better choice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2016 11:16 AM (9mTYi)

376 293 I think I dated her in law school.
xnycpeasant at September 16, 2016 10:57 AM (c0/+W)


I think we all did. Some of us married her. Didn't always work out so well.

Posted by: HiHo at September 16, 2016 11:16 AM (CPk08)

377 371 Since 'I Feel Good' wasn't such a great pick for Hillary's latest appearance, maybe they could go with 'Staying Alive'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (9mTYi)


Good one!!!
Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 16, 2016 11:15 AM (jjaLl)

Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:16 AM (0mRoj)

378 I've said it before and I'll say it again, Obama's "inexplicable" high polling numbers are the result of the fact that he'll soon be gone. That and residual Bradley effect still in play. " He's a nice guy!"
Hillary won't be able to ride them into the WH.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2016 11:16 AM (R0e0q)

379 strikingly realistic, but would it kill her to smile?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 16, 2016 11:16 AM (hR1Jj)

380 >>Christ, what is this tag team trolls this AM?

David Brock's Correct the Record sent out the talking points to his paid trolls, and it is "OMG Trump's birtherizm!!!!!!

Anyone picking up on this talking is doing Brock's work for him, paid or not. I'm done talking about it.

Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 11:17 AM (NOIQH)

381 I'm a clone of King Tut. Concieved in a lab. Grown in a Petri dish.

This is why I'm so inappropriate and awkward at every turn.

That and because I hate America and Christians.

Posted by: Barak and The Totalitarians at September 16, 2016 11:17 AM (tbq1U)

382 I think she is getting ready to throw something with her right arm.



Seriously, roses have thorns, thus the title of the painting.

Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2016 11:17 AM (o0FmI)

383 Oy!

Posted by: Oy! at September 16, 2016 11:17 AM (7HtZB)

384 Anyone picking up on this talking is doing Brock's work for him, paid or not. I'm done talking about it.
Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 11:17 AM (NOIQH)


I was not talking about you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 11:17 AM (zp+j1)

385 VM, I tried to do a "book banning" theme on the book thread a while back, and I kind of gave up. Most of the "bannings" are parents complaining of inappropriate books in school libraries, and some of the examples I agreed with.


The banning that amuse-annoys me the most is how many schools have banned Huck Finn because it uses that word.

It's the most explicitly anti-racist book evah.

It's like they forgot to teach teaching at teacher school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (mgbwf)

386 Trump's rally at his new hotel in DC is going well. Lots of MOH recipients speaking.

Very impressive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (1ZOkK)

387 But it's another thing to say that discussing Trump's birtherism is somehow out of bounds or not relevant at all. That isn't true in the slightest.Because this sprang to life as the beasts' birtherism.

And All good useful idiots ignore that.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (326rv)

388 Since 'I Feel Good' wasn't such a great pick for Hillary's latest appearance, maybe they could go with 'Staying Alive'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2016 11:11 AM (9mTYi)


Sheesh. If you have to play 'I Feel Good' at your campaign rally, that just tells the entire world you aren't. Hillary might just as well hang a sign around her neck saying "I'm Sick As A Dog."

Whoever made the decision to use that song should be fired for incompetency.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (fiIF6)

389 Trump's rally at his new hotel in DC is going well. Lots of MOH recipients speaking.

Very impressive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (1ZOkK)

Watching it. It is very good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (zp+j1)

390 I have a suggestion. All NeverTrump trolling gets ignored. No response given at all. I don't know about you all but I'm getting tired of this thread jacking that seems to occur on a daily basis.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (0mRoj)

391 The banning that amuse-annoys me the most is how many schools have banned Huck Finn because it uses that word.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (mgbwf)

Ni?

Posted by: The Knights Whom Until Recently Said "Ni" at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (7HtZB)

392 What's an MOH recipient?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (EnGQE)

393 How about a montage of Hillary's trips, falls, stumbles and jerky moves played over Van Halen's Jump?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (JO9+V)

394 Ugh, get to work and breakroom has The Spew on. And Whoopi 'is it rape rape' Goldberg is going off on 'is Hawai'i a state' junk. So immediately walked out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (U0YOh)

395
Boy the useful idiot is trying to hit every left wing talking point this morning

And afternoon.
And evening.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (IqV8l)

396 What's an MOH recipient?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (EnGQE)


Medal Of Honor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (zp+j1)

397 Watching it. It is very good
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Feh! Watch him demand birth certificates!!!

Posted by: adverse chemical reaction (boom) at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (326rv)

398 Fenelon, Medal of Honor

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (Enq6K)

399 391 The banning that amuse-annoys me the most is how many schools have banned Huck Finn because it uses that word.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (mgbwf)

Ni?
Posted by: The Knights Whom Until Recently Said "Ni" at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (7HtZB)

Nagger?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (0mRoj)

400 392
What's an MOH recipient?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (EnGQE)


Medal of Honor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (1ZOkK)

401 Like this talk at the Trump event about a multi-disciplinary approach to the military.

Time for new thinking.

The old concepts of Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines needs to go the way of the horse and buggy.

Our military needs more and better weapons, better pay and a budget that's about two thirds of what it is today.

This should be the easiest fix on Trump's plate as president.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (Zs4uk)

402 Ok. Thanks, NGU.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-redeemed at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (EnGQE)

403 MOH, Medal of Honor

Posted by: navybrat at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (w7KSn)

404 The banning that amuse-annoys me the most is how many schools have banned Huck Finn because it uses that word.

It's the most explicitly anti-racist book evah.

It's like they forgot to teach teaching at teacher school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (mgbwf)


Example #4,251 of the rule "Progressivism makes people stupid."

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (fiIF6)

405 Sheesh. If you have to play 'I Feel Good' at your campaign rally, that just tells the entire world you aren't. Hillary might just as well hang a sign around her neck saying "I'm Sick As A Dog."

Whoever made the decision to use that song should be fired for incompetency.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (fiIF6)

She could have played "Sick as a Dog"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD8OT2D_LHQ

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (7HtZB)

406 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (uPt3V)

407 I'm off to do things.

Ciao, belli.



Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (xpSCc)

408 chemjeff, what purpose do your arguments serve now? Do you want Hillary elected just so you can tell us "I told you so?"

Either Trump or Hillary will be the next president, no matter how hard you stomp your feet.

I like you, but I simply don't understand your peevish desire to not only slam Trump incessantly but to act like you are the only one here who isn't blind to his faults.

We know what they are. Hillary is 1000X worse.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 11:21 AM (u0lmX)

409 Every single person speaking at Trump's rally is awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:21 AM (1ZOkK)

410 @fenelonSpoke. I think that means 'Medal of Honor".

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 16, 2016 11:21 AM (cCxiu)

411 James Brown's "I Feel Good" was released in 1964. Old people's music, Hillary.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2016 11:21 AM (JBggj)

412 >>I was not talking about you?


I know, I just waded into it in response to the usual suspects who discuss the anti-Trump topic du juor and that just continues the conversation.

Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 11:21 AM (NOIQH)

413 Rosemary's Baby is a documentary about the birth of Hillary.

Posted by: Barak and The Totalitarians at September 16, 2016 11:21 AM (tbq1U)

414 I've got goosebumps listening to the speakers. And there may be some dust in the room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:22 AM (1ZOkK)

415 WIDE IN HERE

Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2016 11:22 AM (uPt3V)

416 404 The banning that amuse-annoys me the most is how many schools have banned Huck Finn because it uses that word.

It's the most explicitly anti-racist book evah.

It's like they forgot to teach teaching at teacher school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (mgbwf)

Example #4,251 of the rule "Progressivism makes people stupid."
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (fiIF6)

They don't really teach teaching at teacher school anyway. It's all a bunch of fluffy-headed feel good bullshit that neither teaches solid pedagogical methods or provides substantive knowledge in the subject matter the prospective teacher wishes to teach.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:22 AM (0mRoj)

417 I have a suggestion. All NeverTrump trolling gets ignored. No response given at all. I don't know about you all but I'm getting tired of this thread jacking that seems to occur on a daily basis.
This. Please.

Don't reply. Don't mention their names. Nothing.

Please.

And as I said yesterday, if being ignored sees them up their trolling by 2 or 3 or 4 times, then Ace can ban them for the deliberate trolling that will then be undeniable.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2016 11:22 AM (LdMbv)

418 411 James Brown's "I Feel Good" was released in 1964. Old people's music, Hillary.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2016 11:21 AM (JBggj)



But the song choice is entirely appropriate, given that James Brown died of pneumonia.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2016 11:23 AM (v5iqM)

419 To counter Trumps appearance on Jimmy Fallon and appear more approachable, she will allow some lucky members of the crowd to help carry her to her van the next time she collapses in public.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2016 11:23 AM (1BQGO)

420 Sheesh. If you have to play 'I Feel Good' at your campaign rally, that just tells the entire world you aren't. Hillary might just as well hang a sign around her neck saying "I'm Sick As A Dog."

Whoever made the decision to use that song should be fired for incompetency.
Posted by: OregonMuse

I tried playing "Stayin' Alive" but she stampeded.

Posted by: Clinton campaign aide at September 16, 2016 11:23 AM (326rv)

421 Maybe the person who picks Hillary's music, like the one who picks her clothes, are secret anti-Hillarites.

Posted by: @votermom at September 16, 2016 11:24 AM (Om16U)

422 Trump live-stream linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2016 11:24 AM (LdMbv)

423 Ciao, bellissima. A piu tardi.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 11:24 AM (mgbwf)

424 I can't find the kitten in the painting

Posted by: Yo! at September 16, 2016 11:25 AM (uPt3V)

425 >>Sheesh. If you have to play 'I Feel Good' at your campaign rally, that just tells the entire world you aren't.


Maybe if she had really committed to it and done the whole limping off stage with assistance then throwing them off so she could return to the mic and "power through" like Brown used to do....?

Posted by: Lizzy, 50 % deplorable in a Nantucket basket at September 16, 2016 11:25 AM (NOIQH)

426 So his speech is about the military and not addressing this stupid birther nonsense? If so, good, he is evolving and ignoring narratives the left are trying to use to provoke him. Stay on message and force them to counter with their own policy proposal, which are abysmal.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2016 11:26 AM (a0IVu)

427 Next on Hillary's playlist . . . Who Let The Dogs Out?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2016 11:26 AM (JO9+V)

428 Ace is awake.

Posted by: HH at September 16, 2016 11:26 AM (DrCtv)

429 I think Trump just pulled off a PR master piece

They let the word slip that he would address the Birther no issue ( he did release a statement last night) and everyone showed up to hear him...and there is NO mention of it. LMAO...Just all the MOH recipients praising him. Brilliant!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2016 11:26 AM (zp+j1)

430 399 391 The banning that amuse-annoys me the most is how many schools have banned Huck Finn because it uses that word.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2016 11:18 AM (mgbwf)

Ni?
Posted by: The Knights Whom Until Recently Said "Ni" at September 16, 2016 11:19 AM (7HtZB)

Nagger?
Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:20 AM (0mRoj)

There are lots of Jigaboos and Spear Chuckers in my home country of Kenya.

We do not have any Tar Babies.

Posted by: Barak and The Totalitarians at September 16, 2016 11:27 AM (tbq1U)

431 New post.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:27 AM (0mRoj)

432 Whoever made the decision to use that song should be fired for incompetency.
Posted by: OregonMuse
-------

Probably impossible to get anyone to admit to doing it. I mean, these are Hillary's staffers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2016 11:27 AM (9mTYi)

433 Apropos of nothing...


When you're walking down a pleasant path in the park and you are suddenly confronted by a huge pile of fresh, stinking dog shit-

do not jump into said pile with both feet and march around in it then rub the soles of your shoes on your pants legs.

You may find that the dog shit stays with you longer than you might like and still continues stinking.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2016 11:27 AM (HGtd0)

434 Fallon will be brave if he tries to muss Hillary's hair.

I recall from Greek mythology that it didn't go well for guys who tried patting Medusa on the head.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 16, 2016 11:27 AM (u0lmX)

435
It's almost an unhealthy obsession with the two worst ones. One was still 'at it' until 2 am last night. Now back again, eight hours later.

Obsessive compulsive disorder is obsessive.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:27 AM (ZFUt7)

436 Ignoring trolling isn't any fun

Why for you spoil fun?

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 16, 2016 11:27 AM (3wzsT)

437 One thing the DNC Merdia complex does well is timing the infotainment cycle: The birther meme blows up on Friday. Saturday we watch youth soccer and mow the leaves. Sunday the talking heads get to lead w/TRUMP! CUH-Razzzzzy birther week. That's all they want, make the news about anything but Hillary! I've gotta say it again, her campaign is trying to run out the clock in the 3rd quarter w/the score tied. I guess that's all they can do.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2016 11:28 AM (SeD0w)

438 "Really? That's your penis?"

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 16, 2016 11:30 AM (Rtyzj)

439 Because pissing off the attention whores to see them give up and leave a thread or the blog* is fun.

*Assuming they don't return two days later pretending they never left "forever" in a huff.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2016 11:30 AM (LdMbv)

440 I think Trump just pulled off a PR master piece

They let the word slip that he would address the Birther no issue ( he did release a statement last night) and everyone showed up to hear him...and there is NO mention of it. LMAO...Just all the MOH recipients praising him. Brilliant!
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Somehow, this does NOT speak to his judgement.

Posted by: adverse chemical reaction (boom) at September 16, 2016 11:31 AM (326rv)

441 Trump just dropped the mic
holy crap

Posted by: Big Star at September 16, 2016 11:32 AM (/wt4l)

442 I look at that painting and see persona

Just like I look at a picture pf Pajama Boy and see chemjeff

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 16, 2016 11:33 AM (jdEBc)

443 Beautiful. But cruel.

Painter and subject.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2016 11:33 AM (xVRrG)

444 I'm not even remotely "paranoid" and there was plenty of evidence that Obama was obfuscating on the birther stuff. Everyone "declared" it "crazy" because it wasn't a winner and there was no way to prove anything. It was never made clear why Obama just didn't produce a valid birth certificate from the very start. There isn't anything "nuts" about insisting that he produce one. It's only "nuts" because A. the Obamabots say so and B. It wasn't worth it, nothing was ever going to come of it since either he was born in Hawaii OR he has the ability to have a birth certificate created.



Hillary's campaign thought of it. It was a perfectly valid question considering his origins, schooling, publicist and his own refusal to provide the documentation.



This isn't something to bash Trump over, unless, of course you're a leftist POS.

Posted by: deplorable dagny at September 16, 2016 11:34 AM (09Ay7)

445 Donald Trump is a media genius.
I watched Medal Of Honor winners praise him for half an hour (on Fox, of course).
THEN:
Trump's statement that everyone was so breathless about:
"Hillary Clinton's campaign started the birther issue in 2008.
I ended the issue. Period.
Barack Obama was born in the United States.
Thank you."

MSM will now spend another week asking him if he was serious ...

Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 16, 2016 11:35 AM (DofIg)

446 Her dress is an elaborate sneeze guard and she's about to demonstrate.

Posted by: Corona at September 16, 2016 11:36 AM (ragzU)

447 Did I remember to throw the damper on the wood stove?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 16, 2016 11:44 AM (FtrY1)

448
And the thread, she is gone.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2016 11:46 AM (kdS6q)

449 What happened to the new thread?

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2016 11:46 AM (7HtZB)

450 Um....did the new thread disappear?

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:46 AM (Enq6K)

451 Jeez, I suddenly found myself in a formless white void, alone and afraid. Glad I made it back here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:46 AM (RwwCT)

452 The Q has sh*t the bed.....the Q has sh*t the bed.

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:49 AM (Enq6K)

453 Wow....am I the only one able to post?


*dances around wildly*

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:52 AM (Enq6K)

454 Ooooh this is fun.....I'm gonna raid the booze fridge.

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:53 AM (Enq6K)

455 CNN's NEW DRESS CODE........Andrea Mitchell looks rather FETCHING or is it Felching in that............

Posted by: saf at September 16, 2016 11:54 AM (+zN6H)

456 By the way Chemjeff, we have all figured out that you don't approve of the Republican nominee. Your continued concern has been noted, time stamped, notarized, copied in triplicate and filed with the proper secretary in the proper regulatory office.

You do realize that all of your tiresome posts have never changed a single mind here don't you? Not. One. Mind. Ever.

Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2016 11:54 AM (o0FmI)

457 Wonder if I can troll myself? hmmm....

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:54 AM (Enq6K)

458 Oh damn....others have arrived.


*stands around innocently*


No, I have no idea where all those empty bottles came from. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 16, 2016 11:55 AM (Enq6K)

459 Woman in painting: "Is that smell from my fart or this doofus painter's?"

Posted by: PaperworkNinja at September 16, 2016 11:57 AM (J991N)

460 I always thought the birther crap was a squirrel from Obama's minions, to keep us from the real issues of dual nationality (used in Pakistan) and of claims to be a foreign student. Basically whatever PrimordialOrderedPair was saying for eight years here.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 16, 2016 12:07 PM (kpBpD)

461 She looks simultaneously annoyed and confused.

Welcome to the club sweetie...these are the times we live in. Some feelings are universal.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2016 12:38 PM (hvf9s)

462 444 I'm not even remotely "paranoid" and there was plenty of evidence that Obama was obfuscating on the birther stuff. Everyone "declared" it "crazy" because it wasn't a winner and there was no way to prove anything. ...

Exactly. And the fact that he was admitted to Columbia as a foreign student is the reason we have never seen a transcript; that, and his likely crappy grades. Now, did he lie at Columbia to gain admission or a scholarship? Who knows?


Posted by: Carmen at September 16, 2016 02:56 PM (RHjCR)

463 Hope they have a comfortable sofa.

I'll take Miss Wednesday, hands down.

Posted by: George LeS at September 16, 2016 03:10 PM (+TcCF)

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