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Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]
Chance Encounter At 3:00AM
Red Grooms
Born in Nashville, Tennessee, Red Grooms studied at the Art Institute of Chicago and with Hans Hofmann. He has become one of the most versatile artists of the twentieth century. Working as a painter, sculptor, installation artist, draughtsman, performance artist, and filmmaker, Grooms consistently infuses his work with a whimsical sense of humor. Often focusing on scenes from daily life, he approaches his subject through a lens of caricature and exaggeration, lending a cartoon-like quality to everyday incident. Grooms' sculptural tableaux of the 1970s and 1980s and his life-sized environmental installations, such as the 1976 "Ruckus Manhattan," delighted viewers with its re-creation of city scenes crammed with human incident and amusing detail in a colorful and playfully naïve style.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at September 13, 2016 09:45 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 13, 2016 09:45 AM (yvJnb)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 09:46 AM (Bd6VC)
Posted by: Flyguy at September 13, 2016 09:46 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2016 09:47 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2016 09:47 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Flyguy at September 13, 2016 09:47 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 13, 2016 09:47 AM (+/4UG)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2016 09:48 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 09:48 AM (Bd6VC)
The other guy's pants look like they are a celebration of chili peppers.
Or maybe Christmas lights?
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2016 09:49 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 09:50 AM (9krrF)
This is Sales Talk for 'couldn't paint for shit.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2016 09:50 AM (v9gSJ)
But then again, I live in Baltimore.
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at September 13, 2016 09:50 AM (KUaJL)
This is why all true Morons realize pants aren't all that.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 09:50 AM (9krrF)
But he's wearing white after Labor Day. I've been triggered /s
Posted by: Flyguy at September 13, 2016 09:50 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 09:51 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 13, 2016 09:51 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ghostbusters at September 13, 2016 09:51 AM (nyYhO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 09:52 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mordineus at September 13, 2016 09:53 AM (oMl2M)
Posted by: Piercello at September 13, 2016 09:53 AM (dlote)
Heh, had the same thought, too!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 09:53 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 09:53 AM (0mRoj)
They remind me of the workout pants the muscle guys wore to the gym for a while.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2016 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2016 09:53 AM (B+qrE)
Boring shit but it's a big deal nowadays.
Posted by: troyriser at September 13, 2016 09:54 AM (CMthJ)
Seems I may have exceeded the maximum dosage of my extra-strength cold medicine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2016 09:54 AM (X6fMO)
ah, look at the cars in this one
Looking Along Broadway Towards Grace Church
https://www.flickr.com/photos/rocor/5495788253
so fun
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 13, 2016 09:54 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 09:54 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 13, 2016 09:54 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2016 09:55 AM (4HySM)
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 09:55 AM (7HtZB)
Red Green was a painter?
Posted by: Piercello at September 13, 2016 09:53 AM (dlote)
Only when he was feeling blue.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2016 09:55 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: Pudding Head at September 13, 2016 09:56 AM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 09:56 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 09:53 AM (0mRoj)
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And heeeeerrrrrrree we go. 24 comments in.
Quick, someone mention guns so that we can get to the recipes.
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2016 09:56 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 09:56 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2016 09:56 AM (4HySM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 13, 2016 09:57 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2016 09:57 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Pudding Head at September 13, 2016 09:57 AM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2016 09:57 AM (v5iqM)
Ace?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 13, 2016 09:57 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
In these kind of paintings, I think the sniper is the oak tree.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2016 09:57 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2016 09:57 AM (4HySM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 09:57 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 13, 2016 09:58 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2016 09:58 AM (4HySM)
I am kinda' flirting with a new Mini Thirty again ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 13, 2016 09:58 AM (RKJF2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 09:59 AM (9mTYi)
This is unacceptable to say?
Protest all you want and use social media all you want. However,
during the nearly two minutes when that song is playing, I believe
everyone should put their hands on their heart and be proud of our
country for we are all truly blessed. Recent history has shown that it
is a place where anyone no matter what race or gender has the potential
to become President of the United States. We live in the most special
place in the world and should be thankful.
After the song is over, I would encourage everyone to please use the
podium they have, stand up for their beliefs, and make America a better
place. The rebuilding of battery park and the freedom tower demonstrates
that amazing things can be done in this country when we work together
towards a common goal. It is a shame how quickly we have forgotten this
as a society.
Today we are more divided then ever before. I could never imagine
multiple people sitting down during the national anthem on the September
11th anniversary. The lessons of 911 should teach us that if we come
together, the world can be a better and more peaceful place
#neverforget."
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 09:59 AM (NOIQH)
...Red Grooms.
Boy, this guy used to be all over PBS and NPR back in the day.
Then there was a kerfuffle over a sculpture he did called The Shootout, then suddenly he's not a thing anymore:
www.waymarking.com/waymarks/WM31PK_The_Shoot_Out_Denver_CO
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 13, 2016 10:00 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 13, 2016 10:00 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Hillary's Magic Body Double at September 13, 2016 10:00 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 13, 2016 10:00 AM (9ym/8)
Chance encounter at 3:00 am? In a park?
Been there, done that. Got the t-shirt and arrest record.
But I don't see a leash on that bloke's penis.
Posted by: Richard Quest at September 13, 2016 10:00 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: Charles de Gaulle at September 13, 2016 10:00 AM (4HySM)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 10:00 AM (WlGX+)
How about posting some Larry Elmore? Superbly gifted artist and you don't have to think so hard. Three words: HOT. DD. CHICKS. Nuff said.
:-)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 13, 2016 10:01 AM (1zARK)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at September 13, 2016 10:01 AM (yvJnb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2016 09:58 AM (4HySM)
As opposed to Red Green who is a Canadian.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Fall Special! All Deplorables and Irredeemables 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2016 10:01 AM (hLRSq)
Post WWII really sucked for art and literature. That was when the
artists and authors decided they had to hate their people and culture in
order to make a name for themselves. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage
Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 13, 2016 09:58 AM (hLRSq)
New Criticism came out after the war. A lot of people would say that was a big plus...
Posted by: General Zod at September 13, 2016 10:02 AM (Bdeb0)
I would think the Terminator future where vehicles roll over piles of skulls and bones while she sits comfy in the WH sipping wine....
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 10:02 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 13, 2016 10:02 AM (6BRKY)
during the nearly two minutes when that song is playing, I believe
everyone should put their hands on their heart and be proud of our
country for we are all truly blessed.
I would happily place my hand on Kate's heart for as long as I could and think myself truly blesses.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2016 10:02 AM (/tuJf)
Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God.
George Washington
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:03 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bill DiFuckingBlasio at September 13, 2016 10:03 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 10:04 AM (Bd6VC)
I like how you can see the underpinnings of the realist work on which the caricature is hung.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 10:04 AM (mf5HN)
Agreed. Also, Alberto Vargas has gotten nothing but disrespect from the morning art thread.
http://tinyurl.com/h99oanf
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2016 10:04 AM (4HySM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:04 AM (9mTYi)
67 The inscription at the top of the arch:
Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God.
George Washington
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:03 AM (9mTYi)
The graffiti at the base reads "For a good time, call Bill in Chappaqua, 867-5309"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2016 10:04 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 13, 2016 10:05 AM (WPm3x)
You are responsible for the very patriotic little damp spot on my pants.
Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2016 10:05 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2016 10:05 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 13, 2016 10:05 AM (Nwg0u)
Please hold your yawns until opening statements are finished.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 10:06 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 13, 2016 09:58 AM (hLRSq)
There was a bit in Brideshead Revisited where Cordelia asks Charles Ryder - Modern art is all bosh, isn't it Charles. He replies great bosh. (bosh meaning absurd or nonsense)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 10:06 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2016 10:06 AM (lDj6i)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Fall Special! All Deplorables and Irredeemables 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2016 10:06 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 13, 2016 10:06 AM (MIKMs)
Please hold your yawns until opening statements are finished.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 10:06 AM (Enq6K)
Oh look here comes Elijah Cummings to add his usual brand of stupidity to it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 10:06 AM (493sH)
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To use an Obamaism, this pretty much covers the arc of our presidential history. From well-educated and high flown, to degraded and criminal.
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 10:07 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:07 AM (9krrF)
Then again, as Bob "The Painter" Ross taught me, there are no mistakes - only happy accidents. :-)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 13, 2016 10:07 AM (1zARK)
"No conflict of interest exists in our partnership with Peace Corps and the US government. Dr. Vanessa Kerry is primarily employed by and paid through Massachusetts General Hospital and Harvard Medical School. Dr. Kerry receives no financial compensation from the Peace Corps or US government."
Sounds perfectly legit, doesn't it. What they don't tell you is that Dr. Kerry's foundation Seed receives millions from the US government (and doesn't have to compete with other, non-connected groups for the dough), and that Seed pays Kerry a $140,000 salary (and that's on top of whatever she's pulling down for her actual work at Mass General).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2016 10:08 AM (NnYnv)
together, the world can be a better and more peaceful place
--Kate Upton
ma hominahomina
Can't even see that happenin.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2016 10:08 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 10:06 AM (493sH)
I've relabeled my mute button....it now says Elijah.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 10:08 AM (Enq6K)
Looks like a 70s era paperback coverPosted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 13, 2016 10:02 AM (6BRKY)70's cover art? Cover artist Charles Mikolaycak was most active in the early- to mid-70's and early 80's. He did the cover for several of Andre Norton's science fiction novels. Look up theNorton novel'Forerunner Foray' as a good example of his work. He mainly worked in colored pencil and watercolors but did other media, as well.
I bring him up because few people know about or remember Mikolaycak, but I consider him one of the best book illustrators of the 20th Century, and think he should be remembered.
Light-years better than the joker who did the painting above, anyway.
Posted by: troyriser at September 13, 2016 10:08 AM (CMthJ)
I truly wish I understood what any of that meant.
I've tried. I've read short articles that are pretty much "Art for Dummies". I read the definition, look at the example, and then go "What in the hell are they talking about ?".
There's a huge part of life that I just don't "get". It's like you people see a color that I just can't.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 13, 2016 10:08 AM (RKJF2)
Use of ampersands has been strictly limited to Platinum Membership and higher. Beholder out front should've told you.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:09 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 10:09 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2016 10:09 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 13, 2016 10:09 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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What a toad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:09 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bill DiFuckingBlasio at September 13, 2016 10:09 AM (TppKb)
You're not the Hillzebub's fashion consultant by any chance, are you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2016 10:10 AM (4HySM)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 10:06 AM (493sH)
wouldn't it be great if they put a trap door under his chair and as soon as he opened his mouth the chairman pulled a lever and flushed him like the turd he is.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2016 10:10 AM (mpXpK)
--Kate Upton
Come together right now, over Kate
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 10:10 AM (493sH)
This is unacceptable to say?
Kid Rock has some things to say about Colin Kaperdick
http://tinyurl.com/gqalgyh
But Kate Upton makes everything better.
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 10:10 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Kindltot
Yes, my uncle had some of his finest calendars out in the barn.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2016 10:10 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 13, 2016 10:10 AM (TnUKj)
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Snobbery is ephemeral.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:10 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2016 10:11 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:11 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 10:11 AM (7HtZB)
She's been living in her Upton world
Posted by: Billy Joel at September 13, 2016 10:11 AM (4HySM)
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It may not matter whether she's paid or not.
The fact she controls the disbursement of millions of annual government dollars is itself enough that she'd be hired and promoted by any hospital or research organization.
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 10:11 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Tits at 12:00.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 09:57 AM (9mTYi)
Why not now?
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:11 AM (0mRoj)
--Kate Upton
For a few minutes.
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:12 AM (0mRoj)
Here's the secret: It's all BS. If you can dish it out creatively enough to keep up, you're halfway there.
Take it no more seriously than it deserves and you're golden.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:12 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Fritz
Let us mansplain that that is manappropriate.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:12 AM (VAsIq)
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As a young lad I quite enjoyed the boobies in Monster Manual
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 10:13 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ScoggDog
I think it's like the wine notes.
Heavy cherry with tart tannins of maple. Nuttiness on the tongue before and after.
It's wine. Drink it.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2016 10:13 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 10:13 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Fritz
Let us mansplain that that is manappropriate.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:12 AM (VAsIq)
Is that mandatory?
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:13 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:14 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 10:14 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
I saw him just a minute ago....
*fishes around for "Waldo"*
Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 13, 2016 10:14 AM (VAsIq)
It's wine. Drink it.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2016 10:13 AM (8ikIW)
GloryHole Barry: What's this about nuts on the tongue?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 10:14 AM (493sH)
So my son and I, along with a couple of friends, will be going to Stratfod Hall in 2 weeks. Hope also to hit GW's birthplace (I know, I know) and Monroe's as well but the Monroe website is down, or at least it was yesterday. Hope it's open.
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2016 10:14 AM (xpSCc)
It's not your fault. You're deplorable.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2016 10:14 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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*sound of steel drums echos from the park*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:15 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Fritz
Let us mansplain that that is manappropriate.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:12 AM (VAsIq)
Is that mandatory?
Posted by: Insomniac
More manufactured hate.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:15 AM (VAsIq)
Me: Don't like her!? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful. She's rich. She has huuuuge *places hands under chest in a suggestive manner* tracts of land!
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 13, 2016 10:16 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Corona at September 13, 2016 10:16 AM (ragzU)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 13, 2016 10:08 AM (RKJF2)
I blame our educational system. Art appreciation is denigrated in this country, viewed as effeminate and trivial. True enough, most contemporary art is crap but an educatedman or woman assessingthe aesthetic merits of a given painting or sculpture or performance piece or whatever should be able to understand and explain why it's crap.
Posted by: troyriser at September 13, 2016 10:17 AM (CMthJ)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Di_Fate
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2016 10:17 AM (eXSOZ)
Me: Don't like her!? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful. She's rich. She has huuuuge *places hands under chest in a suggestive manner* tracts of land!
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 13, 2016 10:16 AM (BDZWU)
Did you ask "you know how I know you're ghey"?
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:17 AM (0mRoj)
I truly wish I understood what any of that meant.
She's saying that the characters are cartoonish, but the buildings and the arch are done realistically. This shows that the artist can actually draw but is choosing to also cartoon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 10:17 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:18 AM (zu88C)
Me: Don't like her!? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful. She's rich. She has huuuuge *places hands under chest in a suggestive manner* tracts of land!
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 13, 2016 10:16 AM (BDZWU)
Did you ask "you know how I know you're ghey"?
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:17 AM (0mRoj)
No one's that gay.
Posted by: Milo at September 13, 2016 10:18 AM (7HtZB)
Powering Through: one thready , weak , barely detectable heartbeat at a time.
Posted by: Mortimer
I recommend meth!
Posted by: Zombie JFK at September 13, 2016 10:18 AM (VAsIq)
126 Random guy on at work: I don't like Kate Upton.
Me: Don't like her!? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful. She's rich. She has huuuuge *places hands under chest in a suggestive manner* tracts of land!
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 13, 2016 10:16 AM (BDZWU)
Should have answered "Thank goodness we live in a world where a gay man can live openly, and proud, without fear."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2016 10:18 AM (xxSK3)
Powering Through: one thready , weak , barely detectable heartbeat at a time.
Posted by: Mortimer
I recommend meth!
Posted by: Zombie JFK at September 13, 2016 10:18 AM (VAsIq)
I believe in Crystal Meth, 'cause I believe in me!
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:19 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:19 AM (zu88C)
Now THAT was art!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2016 10:20 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: Insomniac
*wipes a tear away*
That's just beautiful. I believe in you, too.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:20 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:20 AM (zu88C)
At one point Chaffetz needs to turn to Cummings and say Look you buffoon everyone knows you're just up here bullshitting so STFU
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 10:21 AM (493sH)
Is that mandatory?
Posted by: Insomniac
More manufactured hate.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:15 AM (VAsIq)
*checks manual*
It's made to specs.
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:21 AM (0mRoj)
Powering Through: one thready , weak , barely detectable heartbeat at a time.
You want to talk about "powering through"? I've had sex with that!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 13, 2016 10:21 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:20 AM (zu88C)
With as ass like that, I doubt she vomits much
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2016 10:22 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Dang at September 13, 2016 10:22 AM (k0G44)
Posted by: troyriser
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In a nutshell, art should answer questions about life, not ask them.
If one comes away from a piece of 'art' in confusion, then it isn't art at all, it's just the fevered imaginations of the 'artist', if not flimflam.
It is one thing to admire skills, it is another to admire content.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:22 AM (9mTYi)
I've tried. I've read short articles that are pretty much "Art for Dummies". I read the definition, look at the example, and then go "What in the hell are they talking about ?".
There's a huge part of life that I just don't "get". It's like you people see a color that I just can't.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 13, 2016 10:08 AM (RKJF2)
That's basically how I feel about the offsides rule and people who claim they know how to tell what direction they are facing and it's not always north. Liars.
Here's the key to art appreciation. Do you like it? Yes or no. If yes, good for you. If no, go look at other things and you'll find something you like. Lather rinse repeat.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 10:23 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Fritz
Let us mansplain that that is manappropriate.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:12 AM (VAsIq)
Is that mandatory?
Posted by: Insomniac
Just following the manual.
Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2016 10:23 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 10:23 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 10:23 AM (Om16U)
All they care about is burying any facts that can hurt fellow Democrats.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2016 10:23 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 13, 2016 10:23 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:24 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:24 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Hillary, alien insect queen at September 13, 2016 10:24 AM (VAsIq)
*giggles madly*
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 10:23 AM (Om16U)
I am disappoint
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:24 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 13, 2016 10:24 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
She trust no one else to carry her vodka
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2016 10:24 AM (8ikIW)
Reminds me of one of the classic underground comics, Cherry Poptart (SFW).
goo.gl/4tWqNi
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2016 10:25 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:25 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:25 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Corona at September 13, 2016 10:16 AM (ragzU)
Heh. This ain't no porn blog, bub.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 13, 2016 10:25 AM (PFMGK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF)
Need to find her phylactery first.
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at September 13, 2016 10:25 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 13, 2016 10:26 AM (BDZWU)
Wait, Hillary's not being kept mobile by a tsochar? Lamprey-like Far Realm aberration, parasite, hollowed out part of her torso, lust for power...
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2016 10:26 AM (eXSOZ)
All they care about is burying any facts that can hurt fellow Democrats.
Posted by: JackStraw
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The only thing that matters is The Party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:26 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Oh, I drink it back up. It's still mostly alcohol!
*cackles wildly*
*cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*
Posted by: Hillary(!) at September 13, 2016 10:26 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF)
Need to find her phylactery first.
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at September 13, 2016 10:25 AM (KUaJL)
I'll leave that to Huma.
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:26 AM (0mRoj)
Hits the ground faster than a speeding bullet. Able to open pickle jars! Able to make up lies for a single event. Look up on the curb! Is it wino? Is it a mannequin? No, it's Super Hillary!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 10:26 AM (493sH)
As I said last thread, I'm not ready to buy into it.
Yet.
But there are some very curious photos where skin tone/texture is NOT that of a 68-69 yr old. Too smooth/young looking. Supposed photos are not years apart.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 10:27 AM (Bd6VC)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 13, 2016 10:25 AM (PFMGK)
Obligatory ahhh the good old days when ace "accidentally" posted busty lesbian porn.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 10:27 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:27 AM (zu88C)
Wonder what she'll do if it's proven true? Love to see the smirks wiped off the faces of the whole crew on AM Joe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:27 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Dang at September 13, 2016 10:27 AM (k0G44)
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 10:27 AM (/m8T6)
delighted viewers with its re-creation of city scenes crammed with human incident and amusing detail in a colorful and playfully naive style.
This is Sales Talk for 'couldn't paint for shit.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2016 09:50 AM (v9gSJ)
Damn! They're on to us!
-- dealers in "authentic" art
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:28 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2016 10:28 AM (zLDYs)
Do they come with batteries or do you have to buy them separately?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 13, 2016 10:28 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:28 AM (zu88C)
I wonder, what level Cleric would you need to be to successfully Turn
Undead against Hillary? Or should we just skip to the Flame Strike and
be done with it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF)
Flame Strike. But remember that you can't really permanently destroy extra-planer creatures on the Prime Material. Destroying the physical form just sends them back to their home plane, which in Cankle's case is surely the Abyss.So, a Dismissal spell would work too. But go with Flame Strike.
For the pain.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 13, 2016 10:28 AM (1zARK)
Analysis: twoo. But it's the government's education system that brings that about.
We used to say that they teach poetry in high school to make sure you don't get to liking it too much. I mean, look what sex education has done for us.
Should you ever want to understand just why poetry, once as big as the novel, is now a stone-dead and abandoned art form, just spend a little time around a govt-univ Creative Writing program. I spent quite a little, and I got that understanding. Still haz a li'l bit of a sadd, but I guess the Twooth is worth it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2016 10:29 AM (tIja6)
I say this because he just gave a presser on the Hill.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 10:30 AM (Enq6K)
I wonder, what level Cleric would you need to be to successfully Turn
Undead against Hillary? Or should we just skip to the Flame Strike and
be done with it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF)
Flame Strike. But remember that you can't really permanently destroy extra-planer creatures on the Prime Material. Destroying the physical form just sends them back to their home plane, which in Cankle's case is surely the Abyss.So, a Dismissal spell would work too. But go with Flame Strike.
For the pain.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 13, 2016 10:28 AM (1zARK)
NERRRRD!!!
*glances at old AD&D collection*
NERRRRRD!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:30 AM (0mRoj)
Hillary 2016 - Powering Through
Powering through what?
Jars of pickles?
Jars of pickles at 3:00 AM?
Fifths of vodka?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:30 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
They are free, but you pay a separate S+H
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2016 10:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2016 10:30 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2016 10:30 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:30 AM (zu88C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2016 10:30 AM (EnGQE)
I lost my father to it, there's a lovely 'Ette whose father has it now, and neither of us sees it in Hillary.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 10:31 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 10:31 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2016 10:31 AM (eXSOZ)
Hillary outside Chelsea's apartment, but, where did she get the purse? I
can't recollect Hillary carrying one--she's Uber Woman, she has people
to carry things for her.
Hillary was wearing the purse on her shoulder during the 9/11 event. One of the women beside Hills as she left the event had her purse There are photos - she's behind Hills and her physician).
The body double seems like serious tinfoil-hatty territory...and yet, I'm kinda wondering if there are any boundaries the Clintons would not cross for money and power? If they are willing to sell US uranium mining rights to a Russian-owned company why would using a body double to get elected be so nutty? At least it's entertaining to think of how they would be managing this behind scenes if that were the case....
Also, have you seen the so-called double?
http://threepercenternation.com/2016/09/meet-teresa-barnwell/
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 10:31 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Fritz
Let us mansplain that that is manappropriate.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
Is that mandatory?
Posted by: Insomniac
I'm going to get my manager. He'll check the manuscript and maneuver us through this manifest mannerlessness.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:31 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
They are free, but you pay a separate S+H
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2016 10:30 AM (8ikIW)
Order now and get a second phylactery for only $19.99!
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:31 AM (0mRoj)
Art appreciation is denigrated in this country, viewed as effeminate and trivial.
Oh, damn, is this another front on the "Manz Be Bad" conflict?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:31 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2016 10:31 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:24 AM (0mRoj)
I find it highly amusing that that is literally what that amazon page is titled
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 10:32 AM (Om16U)
Yeah this is productive....
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 10:32 AM (Enq6K)
Many anti-depressants / anti-anxiety drugs result in Parkinsonian symptoms, but not actual Parkinson's Disease.
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 10:32 AM (7HtZB)
All they care about is burying any facts that can hurt fellow Democrats.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2016 10:23 AM (/tuJf)
The Democrat party is not a political party anymore, rather it is a gang, with gang organization, rules, and consequences.
You don't snitch, you lie , and you commit whatever crime needed to further the gangs power.
Not unlike the Crips, the Bloods, the Mexican drug gangs. Really, tell me what the difference is operationally and how you get to join and remain in it.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2016 10:32 AM (PcpNP)
The Clinton touch. He's just lucky he wasn't found with a barbell on his neck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:32 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Hillary's Magic Body Double at September 13, 2016 10:32 AM (97XyN)
So Deportable, in cattle cars
Like the love of cash that clings to me
I love to bash those who don't vote for me
Never before
Have you peasants been more...
Just Deplorable in every way
And forever more, that's how you'll stay
That's why, peons, it's so horrible
That someone so damned Deplorable
Thinks that I am so Deplorable too
So Deplorable you hate the gays
and foreigners from Old Cathay
That's why, subjects, it's unscore-able
my hate for you because you're horrible
You think I am so Deplorable too.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 13, 2016 10:32 AM (Ndje9)
OK, I do not know if I buy into the Hillary body double posing as Hillary outside Chelsea's apartment, but, where did she get the purse? I can't recollect Hillary carrying one--she's Uber Woman, she has people to carry things for her.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 13, 2016 10:23 AM (kXoT0)
The Frau was carrying that purse during the ceremony and immediately upon leaving. Midway through the walk to the van, one of the staff started carrying it (the staffer is photographed carrying two purses at that point). Then it shows up on the Frau's shoulder during the Great Moppet Caper photo-op outside Chelsea's place.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2016 10:33 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 13, 2016 10:33 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:24 AM (0mRoj)
I find it highly amusing that that is literally what that amazon page is titled
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 10:32 AM (Om16U)
I am still disappoint. There are some ridiculously, impossibly good-looking Korean chicks out there. Yowza.
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:33 AM (0mRoj)
Texas Tech. He was carried in on a palanquin (is that the right word?)
to the song "America, Fuck Yeah!" The triggering will be epic.
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share link, please?
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 10:33 AM (e2Rx3)
You don't snitch, you lie , and you commit whatever crime needed to further the gangs power.
Not unlike the Crips, the Bloods, the Mexican drug gangs. Really, tell me what the difference is operationally and how you get to join and remain in it.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2016 10:32 AM (PcpNP)
I would honestly not be surprised if there were blood initiation rituals associated with getting to the highest levels of the Party.
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 10:34 AM (7HtZB)
Yes, I heard him say it myself.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2016 10:34 AM (PcpNP)
Posted by: Hillary's Magic Body Double at September 13, 2016 10:34 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 10:34 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
OMG, did you say a basket of fries? Mind if I...?
Posted by: Zombie Chris Farley as a Gap Girl at September 13, 2016 10:34 AM (VAsIq)
Not a hint of corruption.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2016 10:34 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:31 AM (VAsIq)
I don't like that guy. He's a manipulator.
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:34 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 10:34 AM (mgbwf)
tone/texture is NOT that of a 68-69 yr old. Too smooth/young looking.
Supposed photos are not years apart. Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 10:27 AM (Bd6VC)
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Oxygen huffs. It literally plumps out the skin and lets blood flow. Mom was on it and her skin was as good as her grandchildren before she died. Literally amazing how much oxygen will do for skin, as well as other issues.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 13, 2016 10:34 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:35 AM (1ZOkK)
The guy walking away with the dog is heading home to the Basket of Deplorables.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2016 10:35 AM (4AVeu)
Not a hint of corruption.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2016 10:34 AM (/tuJf)
The Mafia is more honest than this bunch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2016 10:35 AM (493sH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2016 10:35 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Mrs Random Guy, with a baseball bat at September 13, 2016 10:35 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Corona at September 13, 2016 10:36 AM (ragzU)
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They went extinct with the dinosaurs.
Posted by: josephistan
Nice too see the lich thing still going
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2016 10:36 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:36 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:36 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2016 10:36 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:36 AM (zu88C)
He wants to fine a guy for expressing solidarity with cops and firefighters
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 10:36 AM (/m8T6)
playfully naive style
Like my "sculptures", which I immediately flush.
Posted by: Dang at September 13, 2016 10:22 AM (k0G44)
"there's a pony in here somewhere" punchline spoiler
"That's just a pile of shit"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:37 AM (BK3ZS)
*sorry for yelling*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:37 AM (1ZOkK)
Huma must have the odd moment when wonders how the hell she got into this situation, surrounded by pathological crazoids.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2016 10:36 AM (9mTYi)
Show me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are.
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 10:37 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Order of Deplorable Fellows at September 13, 2016 10:37 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
The mafia? The Democrat Party? Yeah, those are totally separate organizations.
Posted by: Papa Kennedy at September 13, 2016 10:37 AM (VAsIq)
It's keeping Obama's empty chair company....
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2016 10:37 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 13, 2016 10:38 AM (cBYR6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:38 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Brood of Vipers.
Posted by: Matthew at September 13, 2016 10:38 AM (9mTYi)
Yes, I heard him say it myself.
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All we are saying is we gave peace a chance.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 13, 2016 10:38 AM (Nwg0u)
The Dems are doubling down on the "deplorables" comment; their base is cheering them on.
Who is in the bubble here?
The Dems who think that is an accurate and fair statement or the rest of us?
Why are they doubling down?
LA Times now has Trump up 3.
Next week's polls are going to be fascinating.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 10:38 AM (e2Rx3)
I suppose that Hillary's Discarded Shoe is someone's twitter handle now.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2016 10:35 AM (VdICR)
My work here is done * sighs *
-- Moochelle's Mirror
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:38 AM (BK3ZS)
I think it would be too much to hope for them to not score at all this year, but sure. Let's keep that going too.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 10:38 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:31 AM (BK3ZS)
No, it's a front in the art and art appreciation and art history are meaningless subjects and it's a waste of time to pursue it.
Yeah. Not so much.
I really do not get this notion that people can't understand art and history and food and wine and sports and hunting and cars and fashion and literature and film and basically all of the things that make life interesting and provide practical skills all at the same time.
See re: Heinlein's list of things a man should be able to do.
Specialization is for insects, indeed. That also goes for specialization within a subset of learning.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (mf5HN)
We call them "Infidels," American scum!
Nothing these pigs and apes do surprises me.
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma Abedin at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (NOIQH)
He wants to fine a guy for expressing solidarity with cops and firefighters
Gonna be a bitch getting security for your games, Roger.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (Bd6VC)
Usually I solve these problems by giving the DM a kick to the jimmies, but that ain't an option here...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (1ZOkK)
"We're going to need a bigger basket. "
Absolutely great ad, I hope they use it.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (PcpNP)
"Always after a defeat and respite, the Shadow takes another shape and grows again."
Maybe not forever for these dinosaurs.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2016 10:40 AM (VdICR)
She's Like A Short , Fat , Feeble, Barely-Conscious Rocky Balboa With Osteoparosis!
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:40 AM (zu88C)
Descriptions of art are as stupid as the descriptions of wine.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 13, 2016 10:38 AM (cBYR6)
"Unpretentious, fruity and with a whiff of grapeshot"
Mixed metaphors can be hazardous to your health!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:40 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 10:33 AM (e2Rx3)
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Right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7qysjyy4RI
Btw, they showed his entrance at Texas Tech and then went into some highlights from earlier this year. I assume that it will eventually get into yesterday's talk. Just so you know.
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 13, 2016 10:40 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:40 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 13, 2016 10:41 AM (H9MG5)
If it adds to your existence, it's good.
If it's just there, or if it tempts you to get out the flamethrower, it's bad.
Nothing more to it than that, really.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:41 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 10:41 AM (/m8T6)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Subway-Doodle-Ben-Rubin-21.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 10:41 AM (ApE1F)
*sorry for yelling*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:37 AM (1ZOkK)
Because the Republican party is the party of Charlie Browns. Another example of playing nice and where it is getting them and the rest of the country.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2016 10:42 AM (PcpNP)
[Robert Falcon Scott's personal compound-word] Man-Pulling.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2016 10:42 AM (tIja6)
*splurf*
coffee everywhere
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:42 AM (zu88C)
""Chance Encounter at 3 A.M." exemplifies the artist's distinctive style in its witty observations and quirky interpretations of well-known people and places. The picture attempts to re-create the initial meeting of two great modern artists, Willem de Kooning (seated on the right) and Mark Rothko (at the left). The idea for the picture was suggested by an article on de Kooning that Grooms read in the New York Times Magazine (November 20, 1983). As recounted in the article, the two paint-splattered artists happened to sit on the same bench in Washington Square Park in New York's Greenwich Village early one morning. Although both of them had studios in the area and already knew each other's work, they had never met face to face before. While the actual meeting took place in the 1930s, Grooms mistakenly thought it had occurred in the 1950s, hence his inclusion of such period details as the large, rounded cars and newspaper headlines about the Korean War, President Eisenhower, and Nikita Khrushchev.
Grooms imagines Rothko and de Kooning eyeing each other furtively, moments before introducing themselves. A less-than-ethereal muse, elegantly clothed in a green cocktail dress and pearls, hovers overhead holding an artist's palette and brushes. As in many of his works, Grooms dramatically condensed the space, moving the statue of the Italian hero of independence Garibaldi closer to the pair than it would be in reality. By including Garibaldi and the words of George Washington on the arch, Grooms may be drawing an analogy between historical leaders who fought for political independence and the two leaders of the then-avant-garde Abstract Expressionist movement who were pursing a new artistic path."
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2016 10:42 AM (so+oy)
LA Times now has Trump up 3.
Next week's polls are going to be fascinating.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 10:38 AM (e2Rx3)
Since Ace posted on this yesterday, I would suggest reading in detail his comment. However, the shorter version, in my opinion, is this: The Dem approach, of condemning the right with all their assorted "-ists" works mainly because it doesn't get challenged by the right's political "leadership."
At least, it didn't until Trump came along. It'll be on him to push back. If he does, I think he wins many more voters than he loses.
If he doesn't... well, then the Dems are just doing what they always do: Accuse the right of all the assorted thoughtcrimes, and then when the right meekly accepts it, the Dems win.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 10:42 AM (TOk1P)
Dana Milbanks at the WaPo says this...
That saying "America First" is deplorable
Wonder who the fck he is for?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 13, 2016 10:43 AM (NbJXF)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2016 10:35 AM (VdICR)
And not only Twitter...
Posted by: Hillary's Discarded Shoe at September 13, 2016 10:43 AM (PFMGK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:43 AM (1ZOkK)
I try not to pay attention to the crap coming out of the WH, but does he issue press releases for Christian holy days, like Christmas and Easter?
Or Jewish holy days?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2016 10:43 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: mindful webworker - dentally chalengedl at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (bF/TV)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (6BRKY)
appreciated. I saw an entire show of his in Philadelphia. He did life
size recreations of people on a subway train, for instance. He was
amazingly creative and amusing. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2016 10:30 AM (EnGQE)
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Art is totally serious and full of suffering and angst. He violates the Artist's First Rule. Don't know if that is similar to Wizard's First Rule -- probably not.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (MIKMs)
Look at it this way: half of the damage from Flame Strike is getting through regardless (untyped), and it's enough fire that you really have more to worry about with immunity than resistance, per se.
At the minimum, the Flame Strike helps clarify things and lets the baddie know you're not fooling around.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (eXSOZ)
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I love the smell of grapeshot in the morning.
Posted by: Ltc. Bill Kilgore at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (9mTYi)
"Do you intend to take the fifth on every question?"
"Rep. Cummings, I wish to invoke my Fifth Amendment privelege."
"...son, I can't help you. I'm outta here."
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (9krrF)
Specialization is for insects, indeed. That also goes for specialization within a subset of learning.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (mf5HN)
Amen to that. As someone who's been stereotyped a lot, don't turn away from your interests just because others disapprove. To hell with 'em all and what they think.
A real man's a man who's comfortable in his own skin, liking the things he likes, and telling others that they can take their opinions, write 'em on paper, fold 'em till they're pointy, and shove 'em up their ass.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (HalrA)
Warming up
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (xpSCc)
About to perform your aria?
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (0mRoj)
Dana Milbanks at the WaPo says this...
That saying "America First" is deplorable
Wonder who the fck he is for?
-
North Korea
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 13, 2016 10:44 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 13, 2016 10:45 AM (BDZWU)
push back. If he does, I think he wins many more voters than he loses.
If he doesn't... well, then the Dems are just doing what they
always do: Accuse the right of all the assorted thoughtcrimes, and
then when the right meekly accepts it, the Dems win.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 10:42 AM (TOk1P)
He's pushed back on it a lot.
Here's one example: http://tinyurl.com/hdnv6tk
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 10:45 AM (Enq6K)
Specialization is for insects, indeed. That also goes for specialization within a subset of learning.
See? You're so smart.
Pretty much every human activity can be subject to interesting inquiry. There was a HAM radio thread recently in which the HAM nerds blathered at each other in words that I didn't understand, but it was fascinating.
I used to hang out on fly fishing boards where you wouldn't understand the conversation. I love music, but when I hear musicians talk about how they make it I don't understand a word. Heck, my own son is a good guitarist but I don't know what he means when he says "drop D tuning".
The more you try to understand stuff -- and art is important and one of the primary means of expressing humanity -- the more you approach understanding humanity.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 10:45 AM (mgbwf)
I'll be tuning in because Ivanka.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 10:45 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2016 10:45 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 13, 2016 10:45 AM (6IPEM)
At first glance I thought the ghost lady was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.
Now I see that she is in the scene to strangle that fooking night squirrel with her scarf.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:46 AM (BK3ZS)
----
His "I jerked off on you while you were sleeping" comment? I don't know how deep you want to read into that ace-ism.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 13, 2016 10:46 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Sporkatus
Yeah, if we're there I'm opening with Holy Word. I may take out half the Horde with the "Lawful" component but we're well into "danger close" territory...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:46 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2016 10:46 AM (4AVeu)
Meets an old deplorable object like me
You can bet as sure as you live
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give ♫ ♪
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2016 10:46 AM (xpSCc)
"We're going to need a bigger basket. "
The Donald said it at a rally...saw the clip on Morning Joe.
Joe chuckled.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 10:47 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (1ZOkK)
The usual neighbors who put up Democrat signs haven't this year.
I "don't do" political signs in my yard myself (outnumbered and surrounded).
I might, however, put one of these on the pickup tailgate (opposite the NRA sticker):
http://tinyurl.com/zrtwwyw
This on the left, NRA on the right would "convey the message"
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 10:47 AM (DofIg)
You need to put that in perspective. Yesterday they were dead even. Apparently the news hadn't hit because of timing.
Three point jump in one cycle. That's fucking huge.
She's lost all curb appeal... except to actual... you know, curbs.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:47 AM (ZFUt7)
"-ists" works mainly because it doesn't get challenged by the
right's political "leadership."
At least, it didn't until Trump came along.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
THIS
I think people under estimate the power of suppressed, regular people who want someone to speak for them.
You think the GOP is ever gonna do that? Miffed Romney made himself part of the elites with 47% comments. Doesn't matter what his intent was.
Populism may be the only way to stop the divisive , slanderous Progressives march to power.
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:47 AM (zu88C)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gs3ecgz
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j7x6u85
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 10:47 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (VdICR)
That's a job I would never want.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot
At the very least would have to wear a hardhat, eye protection goggles, and Kevlar gloves.
Posted by: Cheri at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (oiNtH)
Meets an old deplorable object like me
You can bet as sure as you live
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2016 10:46 AM (xpSCc)
*wipes tear*
Beautiful. *sniff* Just beautiful.
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (0mRoj)
The Dems are doubling down on the "deplorables" comment; their base is cheering them on.
Who is in the bubble here?
The Dems who think that is an accurate and fair statement or the rest of us?
--
I think the dems are counting on an election that is not fair.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (WlGX+)
That's a job I would never want.
Gives the term "gaping maw" a whole new meaning.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (Bd6VC)
Frak. If it's an Outsider, half the evil ones are fire-resistant.
Usually I solve these problems by giving the DM a kick to the jimmies, but that ain't an option here...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (9krrF)
Flame Strike is powered by Divine Fire. Fire Resistance isn't worth jack against it. So you're good.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (1zARK)
"Always after a defeat and respite, the Shadow takes another shape and grows again."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2016 10:40 AM (VdICR)
Yeah, I've heard that ACORN is still around, it just broke into smaller groups under three or four different names
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (PFMGK)
Posted by: Hillery's Diaper at September 13, 2016 10:49 AM (k0G44)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2016 10:49 AM (zp+j1)
always do: Accuse the right of all the assorted thoughtcrimes, and
then when the right meekly accepts it, the Dems win.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 10:42 AM (TOk1P)
He's pushed back on it a lot.
Here's one example: http://tinyurl.com/hdnv6tk
Posted by: Tami at September 13, 2016 10:45 AM (Enq6K)
I'll take your word for it. I really don't listen to the daily candidate chatter. Probably needs to be consistent and strong enough to get through the din of the media industrial complex.
So I guess I'm not just talking about his actions, but how they are perceived by the voting public in general.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 10:49 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Order of Deplorable Fellows at September 13, 2016 10:49 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 13, 2016 10:49 AM (mBYZv)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gs3ecgz
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j7x6u85
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 10:47 AM (Om16U)
Now THAT'S more like it! You have redeemed yourself. Go in peace.
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:49 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 10:49 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Agent Cooper
...oh shit, I don't even know which edition we're in. Boy, am I screwed...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 10:49 AM (9krrF)
DAD!
GAD!
--Bander's peeved guitar kid
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2016 10:49 AM (tIja6)
She's lost all curb appeal... except to actual... you know, curbs.
Step closer Hillary.
-The Curb
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 10:50 AM (Bd6VC)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (WlGX+)
Professional spelunker.
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:50 AM (0mRoj)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/iordani.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 10:50 AM (ApE1F)
The usual neighbors who put up Democrat signs haven't this year.
I "don't do" political signs in my yard myself (outnumbered and surrounded).
I might, however, put one of these on the pickup tailgate (opposite the NRA sticker):
http://tinyurl.com/zrtwwyw
This on the left, NRA on the right would "convey the message"
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 10:47 AM (DofIg)
In certain parts of this town, you'd get your truck keyed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:51 AM (1ZOkK)
Beautiful. *sniff* Just beautiful.
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (0mRoj)
-----------
Thank you, thank you. It took longer to figure out how to do the musical notes than it did to type everything else.
⚡
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2016 10:52 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2016 10:52 AM (JBggj)
There are a lot of out of work coal miners who might... never mind. There's no way.
Posted by: Dang at September 13, 2016 10:52 AM (k0G44)
Help me find my keys and we'll drive out.
Posted by: Just the Punch Line, Inc. at September 13, 2016 10:52 AM (97XyN)
_______________________
I heard he found Web Hubbell's car keys in there after the last pelvic exam.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2016 10:52 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: auscolpyr at September 13, 2016 10:52 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:53 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Order of Deplorable Fellows at September 13, 2016 10:49 AM (JO9+V)
====================
Like a side of meat, Rocky style!
Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2016 10:53 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:53 AM (1ZOkK)
You think the GOP is ever gonna do that? Miffed Romney made himself part of the elites with 47% comments. Doesn't matter what his intent was.
Populism may be the only way to stop the divisive , slanderous Progressives march to power.
Posted by: Mortimer,deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:47 AM (zu88C)
Yeah, I do think it's worth emphasizing, it matters less when the so-called right leaning candidates say, and matters more how their responses to the onslaught of leftist propaganda gets perceived.
Which means Trump probably walks a tighter tightrope than some of us might want. He has to be consistent in his pushback.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 10:54 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 10:54 AM (WlGX+)
Going for eye examination this afternoon. I get an immediate headache from having my eyes dilated. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:53 AM (1ZOkK)
There used to be drops that the examiner could put in after the exam to counteract the dilation more rapidly than "normal". Ask for them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:54 AM (BK3ZS)
Prior to Trump, not only did the leadership not fight it, they fucking agreed with the dems.
Our politicians and writers would apologize for the right being so racist, homophobic, etc. and outline how the more enlightened among them were working on changing the simple minded flyover country sister-fucking hicks into Starbucks drinking sophisticated New York Times reading tolerant people.
This era of head-up-the-ass elitism reached it's peak during the Sarah Palin vp run.
Posted by: jwest at September 13, 2016 10:54 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Jame "Buffalo Gumb" Gumb at September 13, 2016 10:54 AM (k0G44)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 10:45 AM (mgbwf)
Yup, isn't this great? Musedaughter graduated with a music degree and I like to listen to her talk shop with her friends. No, I can't understand anything she's saying, but it's fun to listen to.
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 13, 2016 10:55 AM (PFMGK)
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (mf5HN)
Should be pointed out that Heinlein was a genre writer and that's about as specialized as it gets.
Posted by: troyriser at September 13, 2016 10:55 AM (CMthJ)
There used to be drops that the examiner could
put in after the exam to counteract the dilation more rapidly than
"normal". Ask for them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2016 10:54 AM (BK3ZS)
Huh. Thanks for the info.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:55 AM (1ZOkK)
Hillary Clinton figured she was so far ahead of Trump she could 'take a knee' and run out the clock.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:56 AM (ZFUt7)
I had to use it on studio jobs back when I played, but I always hated it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 10:56 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 10:56 AM (7HtZB)
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Don't think so. From the get go raised by crazy terrorist supporting mama. Subservient slave to HRC. Married Weiner. There are people out there without a soul. She's one of them.
Posted by: gracepc at September 13, 2016 10:56 AM (OU4q6)
Hillary Clinton figured she was so far ahead of Trump she could 'take a knee' and run out the clock.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:56 AM (ZFUt7)
Prevent defense. When will people learn all it does is prevent a victory?
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 10:57 AM (7HtZB)
I saw some writer comparing that slogan to something Mussolini wrote while promoting fascism. She might be a fascist, and a conformist (because that's what they really mean by "together", they want conformity of opinion), but what's really irritating is the constant harping against self-reliance.
No Hillary, you ass, people are stronger when they are self-reliant. Not when they rely on the Progressives to buy them phones, food, apartments, and whatever.
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 10:57 AM (/m8T6)
It's actually convincing and scary in its detail.
http://tinyurl.com/z2p8cy9
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 10:58 AM (+YTl9)
It would appear even the Redskins Twitter has given up on them already, LOL.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jca7c87
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2016 10:58 AM (xpSCc)
It's supposed to give you a meatier, bassier sound, good for heavy metal. But I always hated it. I could do metal just fine with regular tuning.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 10:58 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 10:39 AM (mf5HN)
Should be pointed out that Heinlein was a genre writer and that's about as specialized as it gets.
Posted by: troyriser at September 13, 2016 10:55 AM (CMthJ)
Hey, at least I created a religion.
Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at September 13, 2016 10:58 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
--
A standard guitar tuning, from lowest pitch string to highest, is tuned E A D G B E. Drop D tuning is lowering the lowest pitch string from E to D.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 10:58 AM (7ZVPa)
It means you move to Seattle and wear red and black flannel.
Is it better to be gloomy on stage, or ecstatic? Depends for the singer, but I always thought musicians should have some type of intent game-face.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2016 10:58 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 10:48 AM (WlGX+)
Professional spelunker.
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:50 AM (0mRoj)
Dumpster diver.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2016 10:59 AM (X6fMO)
In my NJ town, I see quite a few Trump signs
but ZERO Illary! signs.
Same thing with bumper stickers
But we in the 'burbs have to fight an uphill battle to overcome the turnout in Newark, Camden and Hudson county
Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2016 10:59 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 10:51 AM (1ZOkK)
If Boulder Toilet Hobo is monitoring, I just ordered 3 of them and will reserve it for him if he wants it. One will be "for posterity", and will join one I already keep in my man-cave which says "SINK KERRY SWIFTLY".
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 10:59 AM (DofIg)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2016 11:00 AM (lsT7+)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:56 AM (ZFUt7)
Prevent defense. When will people learn all it does is prevent a victory?
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 10:57 AM (7HtZB)
Sure. With the score tied in the second quarter, it's not a good idea to be doing the Gatorade bucket splash either... nor is it a good idea to do it with vodka instead of Gatorade.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 11:00 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 13, 2016 11:00 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
--
A standard guitar tuning, from lowest pitch string to highest, is tuned E A D G B E. Drop D tuning is lowering the lowest pitch string from E to D.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 10:58 AM (7ZVPa)
Used mainly for metal.
\m/ \m/
Posted by: Insomniac - irredeemably deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:00 AM (0mRoj)
Hillary Clinton figured she was so far ahead of Trump she could 'take a knee' and run out the clock.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:56 AM (ZFUt7)
She fumbled the snap.
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 11:00 AM (DofIg)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2016 11:01 AM (eXSOZ)
The painting reminds me of "The Master and Margarita" for some odd reason.
Posted by: auscolpyr at September 13, 2016 10:52 AM (suO/a)
Now that you mention it, I can see it. I used to live in one of the apartments surrounding Patriarch's Pond and walked it every day. It's a stretch but maybe this is what you are thinking,
Posted by: gracepc at September 13, 2016 11:01 AM (OU4q6)
Never knew she was pregnant (or at least never reported)
http://tinyurl.com/hllch9a
Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2016 11:01 AM (TQxRy)
I find it weird, appalling even, that nobody in the Democratic Party, the MFM or the Clinton crime family is showing any actual concern for Hillary's well-being, not one iota.
If my wife collapsed like the Beast did on Sunday I would be going mildly crazy with concern about her health. Next in order I would want to protect her dignity if possible.
Well nobody in her supporters or her media Praetorian guard seems to give a single solitary hot damn about her health and throwing her into the back of a van like a sack of Idaho potatoes shows zero concern about her dignity. All they are concerned about is getting this piece of flesh elected and protecting her from embarrassing questions. I find that appalling on the part of her enablers and handlers.
Who's going to cry at her funeral? Bueller, Bueller? The media are scum.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2016 11:01 AM (s7hQ/)
I guarantee it won't happen again
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:01 AM (+YTl9)
Wait, can we drag this out a bit longer. I'm enjoying it.
Posted by: Dang at September 13, 2016 11:02 AM (k0G44)
Saw an example last week. USAF ABUs. At Wal-Mart checking out. SMSgt/E-8. Female. And AA.
Her waistline was so wide it filled the whole checkout lane. And I have to still wonder why do they make ABUs that can accommodate such outrageous girth?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:02 AM (ApE1F)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/iordani.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 10:50 AM (ApE1F)
Oh wow.
I really need to spend the time to learn how to do proper kabuki makeup.
And, yes, I am aware of where all y'all are going to go with that.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:02 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Sporkatus
--
There are a few songs with riffs in the key of D that require it, but generally this is true.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 11:03 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 11:03 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 10:58 AM (7ZVPa)
So why is there no F string?
Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at September 13, 2016 11:03 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true'
conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:56 AM (ZFUt7)
She fumbled the snap.
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 11:00 AM (DofIg)<<<
Rumblin', bumblin', stumblin'...
Posted by: Chris Berman at September 13, 2016 11:04 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 11:04 AM (7HtZB)
I started a twitter account for agitation purposes.
Yesterday I changed my banner graphic to advertise for Gab.
This morning it says my password is no good, and I can't get logged in.
Coincidence??
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2016 11:04 AM (v9gSJ)
You could just do Noh. There's Noh business like show business.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2016 11:05 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:05 AM (+YTl9)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:05 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2016 11:05 AM (lsT7+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 13, 2016 11:05 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: auscolpyr at September 13, 2016 11:06 AM (suO/a)
Of all people:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0287UFq9SA
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2016 11:06 AM (tIja6)
My brain read "Clinton Dead in Heat".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 11:06 AM (mgbwf)
"No lingering effects."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nil9GF0y6NI
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2016 11:06 AM (4AVeu)
Yakety Sax when she starts off the bollard headed towards the van.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:06 AM (Bd6VC)
the MFM or the Clinton crime family is showing any actual concern for
Hillary's well-being, not one iota.
A guess? Maybe world got out to downplay the whole thing because it would reinforce that she is really sick. You don't get effusive when someone stubs their toe, right?
Or... they really hate the witch and don't wish her well.
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma Abedin at September 13, 2016 11:07 AM (NOIQH)
https://toinformistoinfluence.com/2016/09/01/ u-s-cyber-command-director-we-want-loud-offensive-cyber-tools/
Posted by: V the K at September 13, 2016 11:07 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2016 11:01 AM (s7hQ/)
I've said this before, and I'll say it again: She's a politician, not a human being.
People fail to make the distinction all the time, when discussing the Clinton klan.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 11:07 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at September 13, 2016 11:07 AM (JO9+V)
If you thought the Wellstone funeral was something, wait 'till it's time to bury the Hilldebeast.
She'll be a holy martyr overnight.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 11:07 AM (9krrF)
Empress, that would be so cool. And since Wally World has deployed some serious Halloween goodies including make-up kits for the season there might be something that could be cobbled together.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:07 AM (ApE1F)
Russ Vaughn had a very good article over at The American Thinker titled "The Democrats have one very sick candidate".
It's actually convincing and scary in its detail.
http://tinyurl.com/z2p8cy9
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 10:58 AM (+YTl9)
Wow. So epilepsy is a possibility?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:08 AM (1ZOkK)
I cut Tony Iommi a lot of slack. He at least reliably uses the D chord and can solo and riff interestingly. Plus which, y'know, missing fingertips.
One-finger strum-lords, not so much.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2016 11:08 AM (eXSOZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-zJL9JuOLQ
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at September 13, 2016 11:08 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:08 AM (+YTl9)
Re-watch the video. She was already planking when the van rolled up. She looked like a 2x4 leaned up against that bollard. It wasn't until she started moving that she looked like she'd been pole-axed.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:08 AM (Bd6VC)
Oriental women are not in my wheelhouse at all, but I will confess to finding a geisha's makeup and dress to be very alluring.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2016 11:09 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 13, 2016 11:09 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: deplorable donna at September 13, 2016 11:09 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2016 11:10 AM (TQxRy)
Just read an interview with Reiner where he talked about how the movie was largely improvised and in his role as the interviewer he had to try not to lose it on camera when the actors came up with off-the-cuff stuff. He did lose it several times during that scene as Guest kept coming up with funny new stuff.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:10 AM (WlGX+)
When it becomes clear she's toast she'll give some impassioned speech about doing it for the country ala 'win one for the Gipper' to fire up the base.
So, I'd prefer the polls slowly dripped south. Three point drop in one day -- in Trumps worst moments that didn't happen.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:10 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2016 11:05 AM (eXSOZ)
Heh. I actually enjoy some Noh though both that and kabuki I enjoy on the level of here is something that is meaningful to a culture which is completely foreign to me.
Of course, being me, I initially read that as Nioh and was all but that's not out yet and I missed the beta.
Ohhhh Nioh has an actual release date! That's a bit unexpected. Wow, February is looking good for hack and slash between that and For Honor.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:11 AM (mf5HN)
Alexandra.
I have a larger version of that in my
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 11:12 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 13, 2016 10:10 AM (TnUKj)
While in junior high in the early seventies, a friend and I competed when we bored in class to draw like Crumb. I never knew about his Naughty Works until many years later, so our drawings looked pretty much like this one.
http://goo.gl/0EHBxh
Good times.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 13, 2016 11:12 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 11:12 AM (/m8T6)
=======
Mitt Rombly--and none of the rest of the GOP--ever came to the defense of those attacked, though.
Trump did so immediately.
I think that's why they're doubling down--they can't believe it didn't work and believe that the fault is lack of intensity.
Not that the only reason it has worked before is due to there being ZERO push back from the Republicans.
And that gets me to a huge complaint I have about the GOP:
When someone criticizes or offends one of the groups that make up the Dems coalition, you have multiple Dems out defending them.
OTOH: You never hear of a GOP standing up for their voters.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 13, 2016 11:13 AM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:08 AM (1ZOkK)
She's definitely got some kind of seizure disorder.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 11:13 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 11:13 AM (mgbwf)
https://youtu.be/QZBn1e9pr2Q
Posted by: MTF at September 13, 2016 11:12 AM (/m8T6)
It's always time for K Pop.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:14 AM (mf5HN)
I believe so.
You know, I started to ask myself how much of this is political and how much is real? The answer seems it is more real than political.
She has nurses filling her doing quick neurological checks. Anti seizure medication and those glasses are a dead giveaway.
My guess is that also has a lot to do with her not appearing in public and being very closely stage managed. It's not just her penchant for gaffes or sitting on a lead. It's a degenerative physical condition.
And make no mistake democrats know it. There is a picture of Schumer standing there while the nurse is performing one of the tests. They just figure they can ride her broken down drugged body through the election and use her as another subterfuge. It's really a act of disgusting cunning and treason.
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:14 AM (+YTl9)
This Kerry daughter ?
http://tinyurl.com/hcjnwme
Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2016 11:10 AM (TQxRy)
Looks like a horse with boobies.Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:14 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:15 AM (ApE1F)
If Hillary stops campaigning, there is no longer ANY reason to "contribute" to the foundation. She has to keep going, and win.
And the idiot dems had her as the front runner more than a year ago.
I don't see her going away unless it's on a gurney, for good.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 13, 2016 11:16 AM (326rv)
Wonder of one of the clones is working for Congress now?
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 13, 2016 11:16 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2016 11:16 AM (lsT7+)
Just read an interview with Reiner where he talked about how the movie was largely improvised and in his role as the interviewer he had to try not to lose it on camera when the actors came up with off-the-cuff stuff. He did lose it several times during that scene as Guest kept coming up with funny new stuff.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:10 AM (WlGX+)
The special edition DVD has hours of footage that didn't make the final cut, and commentary by the cast in character as Spinal Tap. Well worth getting.
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 11:16 AM (7HtZB)
So, I went to a medical call this morning for an 81-year-old male with Alzheimers who was found lying on the floor with a bump and abrasion on his head.
My fellow EMTs tried in vain to talk to him and give directions. He would not respond when they called him by name.
I looked at his arm and saw he had a USMC tattoo on his arm. I asked them to let me try to get him to respond.
In my boot camp voice, I said "Marine, you need to look at me." He looked at me.
"Marine, I need to hold your arm out." He held his arm out.
"Marine, I need you to sit up." He sat up.
We connected.
It seems Parris Island training is a hell of lot stronger than Alzheimers.
Semper Fi.
Posted by: Deplorable Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2016 11:17 AM (4AVeu)
The lady has serious physical ailments that won't even allow her to get through a campaign schedule. She's auditioning for the hardest job in the world and it will make a campaign look like a cake walk.
But you know, she's powering through and collapsing.
Give me a break.
Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:17 AM (+YTl9)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 13, 2016 11:09 AM (MIKMs)<<<
C-Span3
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 13, 2016 11:18 AM (H9MG5)
OMG. *dust in eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:19 AM (1ZOkK)
through the election . Posted by: The Deplorable Marcus T at September 13, 2016 11:14 AM (+YTl9)
There is no pain you are receding/a distant ship, smoke on the horizon...
Posted by: General Zod at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2016 11:08 AM (1ZOkK)
She's definitely got some kind of seizure disorder.
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 11:13 AM (Om16U)
Remember, Hillary has said in past interviews that she hasn't driven a car for 17 years. You cannot legally drive in most states within a certain time period of having had a seizure, and your doctor has to sign off on whether you are controlled on medication or not. Typically most will not release a patient with epilepsy or a seizure disorder to drive until they have been six months without a seizure.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (PcpNP)
Wow.
Made me tear up for some reason.
Hugs to you and prayers for that vet.
Semper Fi
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2016 11:09 AM (X6fMO)
It's the emphasis on femininity and the attention to detail that's fascinating. While I am a fan of the natural form, there's also something quite alluring about that which is concealed as well.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (mf5HN)
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Hardest job? Hah, that's a good one!
Posted by: SCOAMF and his 300 rounds of golf at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (/m8T6)
conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:56 AM (ZFUt7)
She fumbled the snap.
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 11:00 AM (DofIg)<<<
Rumblin', bumblin', stumblin'...
Posted by: Chris Berman at September 13, 2016 11:04 AM (H9MG5)
Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2PEDFjv4VI
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (PFMGK)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (97XyN)
That's why she looked so happy and fresh and relieved an hour or so later after she left Chelsea's "apartment."
The look on her face resembled that of an infant after you change their soiled diaper.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (8N8Aa)
Posted by: General Zod at September 13, 2016 11:22 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2016 11:22 AM (PcpNP)
That was a great piece of visual story telling. You don't have to understand a grunt of Korean to get it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 11:22 AM (mgbwf)
God bless him and God bless you.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:22 AM (mf5HN)
That bonus footage is every bit as good as the stuff that did make it into the film. It's like a whole 'nother movie in itself.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2016 11:23 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:08 AM (Bd6VC)
People will believe what they want, and the Clinton klan won't be honest about it.
As has been said numerous times, watch the responses of EVERYONE else around her. Not a single person around her behaved as if this was not rehearsed. It was a magical ballet of obfuscation.
We saw what we saw, but as long as they can say we didn't see it, the narrative will be whatever people choose it to be.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2016 11:23 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2016 11:24 AM (lsT7+)
Nice work.
'Old' memories stick with Alzheimer's patients. New ones, not at all. You could use a variation of that with any Alzheimer's patient.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 11:24 AM (ZFUt7)
OMG. *dust in eyes*
Lots of pollen in the air here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2016 11:25 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:26 AM (ApE1F)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 13, 2016 11:26 AM (KXpDJ)
I find Perfume's videos unbelievably cute.
Posted by: V the K at September 13, 2016 11:27 AM (O7MnT)
Now that's a lovely story. Well done.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2016 11:28 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2016 11:28 AM (7HtZB)
conservative but 100% deplorable at September 13, 2016 10:56 AM (ZFUt7)
She fumbled the snap.
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 11:00 AM (DofIg)<<<
Rumblin', bumblin', stumblin'...
Posted by: Chris Berman at September 13, 2016 11:04 AM (H9MG5)
Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2PEDFjv4VI
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 13, 2016 11:21 AM (PFMGK)
I sure am happy my Broncos cut him in favor of 2 rookie quarterbacks (the starter now has a year of "experience" as last year's practice squad guy)
Posted by: deplorable jwb7605 at September 13, 2016 11:28 AM (DofIg)
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (mf5HN)
Thank you, Imperial One. Exactly. That's why I find the Edwardian era of clothes so damned erotic.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2016 11:29 AM (X6fMO)
----
Adirondack, wow. Good for him you tried that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:30 AM (ApE1F)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2016 11:33 AM (VdICR)
Damned ragweed. Monitor's gone blurry on me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2016 11:33 AM (bzd8I)
fascinating. While I am a fan of the natural form, there's also
something quite alluring about that which is concealed as well.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at September 13, 2016 11:20 AM (mf5HN)
"I think I can handle a little danger."
If there is no mystery to entice the adventurer there is no challenge.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2016 11:34 AM (ApE1F)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2016 11:38 AM (tIja6)
So, did I see it the way I described it?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2016 11:38 AM (Bd6VC)
Posted by: Sir Galahad at September 13, 2016 11:39 AM (JO9+V)
Wow.
Made me tear up for some reason.
Hugs to you and prayers for that vet.
Semper Fi
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom
Oh good, so it wasn't just me.
God bless the Corps
Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorables at September 13, 2016 11:40 AM (RwwCT)
And that's deplorable.
I'll take care of him soon.
Posted by: Obamacare Rationing Czar at September 13, 2016 11:43 AM (3myMJ)
There's a YouTube of a British singer by the name of Rosie Jones, singing and performing the cover to some Dylan (I think) song. Her voice is good, but the best part for me is her expression:
https://youtu.be/ak3NbqSaRJQ
Posted by: Robert Crawford at September 13, 2016 11:44 AM (eeRqO)
#AoSHQ
@weirddave @hrothgar @gt50 @qoheleth @gingy @TCS @SMcEvil
@McGem @Warspite @sftf @MamaAJ @NiedsDeadHorse @VIA
@duncan @pookysgirl @oneofmanysues @dcright @superversive
@joncelli @baconjeff @TheBeth @OverlordSkrotim @erowell
@geezer_der_mensch @Kraypoe
If I missed anyone let me know
Posted by: Deplorable @votermom, keeper of lists at September 13, 2016 11:49 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 12:10 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 13, 2016 12:14 PM (9krrF)
When I see military tattoos on people, I always use them to start a conversation. Starting a conversation is always better than starting a fight.
Eromero, Retired Seabee
Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2016 12:54 PM (zLDYs)
my clintoris is bigger than your wang
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