Overnight Open Thread (10 Sep 2016)

I'm so done with this pronoun nonsense. Staff name tags at Vanderbilt include 'preferred gender pronouns'. How much did adding these stupid pronouns to nametags add to the cost of them? And then there are the posters. Didn't these climate change alarmists think of the unnecessary CO2 released into the atmosphere due to the energy expended in order to design and print these useless posters?

Eff You NFL

I'll chip in to pay the damn fine too. Wear them Avery Williamson. Those cleats are bad ass. Fury over NFL's crackdown on player's 9/11 tribute cleats. Kaepernick was never disciplined for wearing those socks that depicted cops as pigs so fuck you NFL. Fuck. You.

LGBT & Religion

Massachusetts forces LGBT 'accommodation' rules on Churches. What about mosques?

Impeachment

Oh please, the GOP does not have the stones to impeach Clinton. Heck, they can't even be bothered to go after IRS commissioner Koskinen. A House Republican already wants to impeach Hillary Clinton. Evidently, reading comprehension is pretty poor at the WaPo if they're saying this after last weekends FBI document dump.

But unless Republicans find a smoking gun in Clinton's email investigation - and they have yet to - it's still not clear what legal basis they'd be able to stand on.

Related: How the FBI went easy on Hillary Clinton.

F/A-18C Double Immelmann

Sweet 360 views available.

Cyber Vulnerability

Well duh. U.S. 911 emergency response system susceptible to cyber attacks.

Vodka

Here's a list of the most expensive vodkas for those times you think of splurging and skipping the val-u-rite brand. That top image brand costs $3.7 million. In addition to the vodka, you get 3,000 diamonds and some bits of faux fur.

Astronoid

Never heard of the 'dream thrash' genre before. Not bad. The first track Incandescent is great.

American Pastoral

Looks like this movie reviewer trashes a movie that he does not agree with politically. American Pastoral review: Remember when the radical left destroyed America?

Note7 Fiasco

How to tell an explosive Galaxy Note7 from a non-explosive one. Looks like it isn't a charging issue as was earlier thought.

Earlier charging - based speculation seems to be wrong - the issue is with the battery shorting out. The company says, "Based on our investigation, we have learned that there was an issue within the battery cell. An overheating of the battery cell occurred when the anode-to-cathode came into contact which is a very rare manufacturing process error."

Gun Free Zones

1950 to 2010: Not one mass public shooting where citizens could be armed.

Head Lice

Over-the-counter treatments probably won't kill your head lice anymore.

Pet Ownership

A couple of Rutgers law professors want to end pet ownership.

Cat Video

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1 Howdy, y'all!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 10, 2016 10:07 PM (EzgxV)

2 I claim this first comment for Spain!

Posted by: gerel at September 10, 2016 10:08 PM (RdyBc)

3 Jeebus. The ONT is worth staying awake a tad more for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2016 10:08 PM (1ZOkK)

4 Everyone be vewwy, vewwy quiet. Hopefully none of the NFL protest supporters will show up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2016 10:09 PM (1ZOkK)

5 To all the wankers who insisted there was no slippery slope to all this gay shit, I say a hearty fuck you.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2016 10:09 PM (0mRoj)

6 Howdy deplorables!!

Posted by: Beth M at September 10, 2016 10:10 PM (kiy9d)

7 Had to swap out the top kitteh pic.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2016 10:11 PM (Pf2mI)

8 Woot woot ONT

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 10, 2016 10:11 PM (voOPb)

9 Howdy ya'll !!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 10, 2016 10:12 PM (CNHr1)

10 Your first mistake is believing that there is any thought behind the behavior of leftists.

Posted by: Locke Common at September 10, 2016 10:13 PM (CZCmp)

11 Come October I'll tell you 'bout my drinkin' and lovin' relationship with HRC. Nose/knows in her butter!

Posted by: Jodie Foster Brooks at September 10, 2016 10:13 PM (gwG9s)

12 Watching Pain and Gain. Nice pro America intro.

Posted by: Beth M at September 10, 2016 10:13 PM (kiy9d)

13 10 Your first mistake is believing that there is any thought behind the behavior of leftists.
Posted by: Locke Common at September 10, 2016 10:13 PM (CZCmp)

There is, just not on the part of the useful idiots.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

14 Top kitteh pic is cute. They don't look like they're in a fightin' mood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)

15 Huh. Astronoid reminds me of 65daysofstatic.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2016 10:16 PM (6FqZa)

16 Melatonin has finally kicked in.

G'night, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK)

17 G'evening y'all! Thanks CDR_M! for another great ONT! or OOT??

Posted by: NC Ref at September 10, 2016 10:17 PM (SpeiC)

18 I certainly do not regret getting rid of cable.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 10, 2016 10:18 PM (GdFQh)

19 Ahh yes, Republicans, they are always "gonna do something" if only "x." I bought a pitchfork years ago in preparation for the cleansing of the halls of government by the citizenry. The ruling class has mucked it up, but good. Alas, the citizenry have yet to march and take back the halls of government.

Posted by: Locke Common at September 10, 2016 10:18 PM (CZCmp)

20 My dogs get better treatment than most kids in inner cities or at PP abortion mills

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 10, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)

21 Howdy all.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:20 PM (w+Jhj)

22 For 15 years I've been struggling with how to deal with "That Day." Frankly it's too much to sum up in a thread post. I may write a long essay that nobody will read.

The notion of totalitarianism is terrible. Stir in a healthy dose of Sharia law, and we face dark times.

But hey. Star Wars Rogue One, this holiday season!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 10:20 PM (U31ch)

23 If Obama and Clinton hate Americans so goddamned much why would they want to represent such a heinous population?

Posted by: whatmeworry? at September 10, 2016 10:20 PM (dZGNV)

24 left over from a willowed thread...

As to peanut butter, whoever told me about sunflower seed butter on an ONT the other day, my local Walmart doesn't carry it. Still looking.
Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 06:19 PM

I found it our local Aldi's as a special buy the other day.
Glad Tucker escaped death the other day. Too close.

Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2016 10:21 PM (o/90i)

25 Every time Hildabeast coughs she loses a vote.

Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2016 10:22 PM (m1W7M)

26 Aaaand th NFL continues to show why they should be boycotted IMHO.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 10:22 PM (hVdx9)

27 Okay, now the singing starts. So, Astronoid have rediscovered The Boo Radleys and Chapterhouse circa 1991.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2016 10:22 PM (6FqZa)

28 But hey. Star Wars Rogue One, this holiday season!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 10:20 PM (U31ch)

Can't wait! And it'll be the last DLC for Battlefront!

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2016 10:24 PM (Pf2mI)

29 gareetings (hic) you deplorable mass of humanity (hic)

Posted by: Hill got the hiccups at September 10, 2016 10:24 PM (p9KUJ)

30 :::lurks, lurkingly:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 10, 2016 10:25 PM (YTT+y)

31 Konbanwa's y'all!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 10, 2016 10:26 PM (kP16F)

32 23 If Obama and Clinton hate Americans so goddamned much why would they want to represent such a heinous population?

Look past Hillary's word deplorable to when she said irredeemable. That's a word of religion, not politics. In her mind being President is being Pope of the Church of the Nanny State. She's here to save our souls - us heretics who want less government.

Posted by: gerel at September 10, 2016 10:27 PM (RdyBc)

33 Battle at Bristol 150k plus fans for college football

On abc - quite an amazing show - especially the national anthem

Posted by: Deplorable grumpy old man at September 10, 2016 10:27 PM (NPLj5)

34 Something noble for Twitterers to retweet:
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/689898837075476481

Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2016 10:27 PM (LdMbv)

35 I always felt the Millenium Falcon had a sweet 8-track player.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 10, 2016 10:27 PM (YTT+y)

36 Is any of the Horde a good graphic artist? I need someone to help me out with a mobile game I'm writing. I'm good with the code n all, but can't draw the graphics worth a damn.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:27 PM (w+Jhj)

37 If Obama and Clinton hate Americans so goddamned much why would they want to represent such a heinous population?
Posted by: whatmeworry? at September 10, 2016 10:20 PM (dZGNV)

Camps. Lots of camps

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 10, 2016 10:28 PM (voOPb)

38 gareetings (hic) you deplorable mass of humanity (hic)
Posted by: Hill got the hiccups


Ever wonder if Hillary is being followed around by one of her enemies carrying a big honkin' bottle of Stoli? Like Lancel Lannister waiting on King Robert in Game of Thrones

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2016 10:28 PM (6FqZa)

39 7 Had to swap out the top kitteh pic.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2016 10:11 PM (Pf2mI)

++++

Whaddeye miss?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 10:29 PM (R+30W)

40 Clint Eastwood = @EastwoodUSA is very anti-Hillary! active on Twitter today and recently. Great stuff!

156,980 is the official Bristol Tennessee v Virginia Tech attendance tonight - prior record was 105k at Michigan's formerly 'big house' v Notre Dame

Posted by: Deplorable grumpy old man at September 10, 2016 10:31 PM (NPLj5)

41 Star Wars is a refuge for dimwits.

Posted by: Harrison Bored at September 10, 2016 10:31 PM (gwG9s)

42 The cleansing of the balls of state by the People of the pudding of corruption must perforce be horrible.

I think that's one of Jefferson's.

Posted by: zombie ben franklin at September 10, 2016 10:31 PM (LdMbv)

43 14 Top kitteh pic is cute. They don't look like they're in a fightin' mood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)

++++

Wait 'til the yodeling starts.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 10:31 PM (R+30W)

44 Hi fellow deplorables!

Posted by: donna at September 10, 2016 10:32 PM (O2RFr)

45 So, Scankles apologizes for her "basket of deplorables" comment.

When is she going to apologize to the parents of Sean Smith for blaming a stupid youtube video?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:32 PM (4+VII)

46 Good: this VaTech/Tenn game at Bristol Motorspeedway is pretty damn cool.

Bad: Fucking Hockies are a bunch of turnover prone idiots. They are giving the game away.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 10, 2016 10:33 PM (nQNVp)

47 You wingnuts misheard me!!! I said "adorables"!!!

Posted by: hilllary at September 10, 2016 10:33 PM (LdMbv)

48 She didn't apologize - not even close

Posted by: Deplorable grumpy old man at September 10, 2016 10:33 PM (NPLj5)

49 Speaking of GoT, George R R Martin's next book has a release date: 9 March 2017
http://tinyurl.com/hanulpd

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2016 10:34 PM (6FqZa)

50 good evening
watching Return of the King again
what is everyone else up to

Posted by: chemjeff at September 10, 2016 10:35 PM (uAvJJ)

51 So, Scankles apologizes for her "basket of deplorables" comment.


She did not really apologize

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2016 10:35 PM (hN38n)

52 So, Jonah Goldberg is all butthurt about "The election of 2016 is like Flight 93".

He and Chuckles Krauthammer can ESAD.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:36 PM (4+VII)

53 45 So, Scankles apologizes for her "basket of deplorables" comment.

When is she going to apologize to the parents of Sean Smith for blaming a stupid youtube video?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:32 PM (4+VII)

++++

She said she regretted saying half. That's too high. She didn't give a new fraction or percentage, but I'm thinking the deplorables might be as low as 48% or so.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 10:36 PM (R+30W)

54 How busy am I at work?

According to my Fitbit I walked 60 miles, went up 270 floors and took 145k steps.

Crazy.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 10, 2016 10:36 PM (+lv+r)

55 End pet ownership?


That is fucking gay.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)

56 Those "baskets" Hitlery has in plan for us, sure look an awful lot like cattle cars, don't they?


Deplorable Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2016 10:37 PM (v5iqM)

57 I'm feeling quite deplorable tonight... Irredeemably so, as a matter of fact!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 10, 2016 10:37 PM (kP16F)

58 BTW, at The Hill this afternoon, "Kaine: Clinton doesn't have to apologize for 'deplorables' comment"!!!

Campaign coordination, mutha fucka. Speak it!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2016 10:37 PM (LdMbv)

59 The non-apology apology?

A true Democrat she is.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:37 PM (4+VII)

60 regarding the NFL: I have always been a Vikings fan, despite growing up in Wyoming. But I hate that Adrian Peterson is still on the team. I really, truly, hate this.

Being a celebrity means being above the law. Celebrity spans sports, cinema, TV, and politics. We are well and truly being "Other-ed."

I think tomorrow I will take a nice long hike and drink beer afterward.

My "betters" can go straight to hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 10:37 PM (U31ch)

61 "watching Return of the King again
what is everyone else up to


Posted by: chemjeff"

It's sad that they did such an excellent job through those 3 movies only to totally screw up the ending by missing the whole point of the books.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:38 PM (w+Jhj)

62 hey !

Posted by: Original Jake at September 10, 2016 10:38 PM (23AB1)

63 Clinton had an exchange with woman in Minneapolis at what I am assuming is a coffee shop. Hillary got snippy with the girl, but what really caught my attention was her hands. She held a coffee cup in one hand and the lid in the other. After reading how holding something in your hand can disrupt a tremor, it was all I could focus on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMegFe2GUp4

Posted by: no good deed at September 10, 2016 10:38 PM (9nt94)

64 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/774648428030791680

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/774648589536595968

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/774648786153009152

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/774648933486301184

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/774649097127092224

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2016 10:39 PM (Ya7zs)

65 I exaggerated with the word "half". Or did I?

Love,

Hills

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 10:39 PM (BS8yt)

66 All those expensive kitty toys, and the one mine likes the most? A frikkin plastic top off a coke bottle....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:40 PM (w+Jhj)

67 supposed to be in the high 80s tomorrow. might try Nederland, just to lounge around with a laptop and read a book.. i've done enough walking for one weekend.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 10, 2016 10:40 PM (6FqZa)

68 Yeah, they skipped the ending. With the battle for the Shire and wormtongue stabbing Saruman.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:40 PM (4+VII)

69 O...
N...
T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 10:40 PM (hudka)

70 More Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/774649296784330753

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/774649514795884544

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/774649697898233858

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/774649866681286657

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/774650020314411012

Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (Ya7zs)

71 Can't believe y'all left me on the mattress thread.
You are all so deplorable.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (Om16U)

72 It's sad that they did such an excellent job through those 3 movies only to totally screw up the ending by missing the whole point of the books.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:38 PM (w+Jhj)

------

I thought the ending was fine. But I didn't read the books either.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (BS8yt)

73 Jane how is your Kitty?

Posted by: donna at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (O2RFr)

74
just met my neighbor who was born in china and is a legal immigrant.


She is not fucking around about illegal Mexicans, 'my tax dollars' came up several times


I think she is bad ass

Posted by: Original Jake at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (23AB1)

75 48 She didn't apologize - not even close
Posted by: Deplorable grumpy old man

Pffft! Progressives are very adept at the "so sorry if people were offended by what I said" fake apology.

Fuck. I'm in a really bad mood. I may need an MST3k fix. And more booze.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (U31ch)

76 Yes. Eff the NFL and eff Obama's "Day of service" for 9/11 (sidebar). This is a day to remember and steel ourselves for the war we had no choice to join.

Jeez, I hate that effing guy.

Posted by: PJ at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (cHuNI)

77 repost Deplorable Me meme

https://twitter.com/votermom/status/774777659066834944

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (Om16U)

78 68 Yeah, they skipped the ending. With the battle for the Shire and wormtongue stabbing Saruman.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:40 PM (4+VII)

Peter Jackson's or the animated movie?

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (7qAYi)

79 Also, stupid penalties are killing the Hokies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (nQNVp)

80 Asheville Robert, going to the Trump rally?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 10:42 PM (BS8yt)

81 Been watching BYU-Utar.


What a farked up game.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 10:43 PM (qoxrk)

82 Also, stupid penalties are killing the Hokies.

It's not over yet.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 10:43 PM (qUNWi)

83 I was referring to Peter Jackson's film.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:43 PM (4+VII)

84 Heya, CDR.
Your ears must be ringing. Someone just told me you moved - not in my neighborhood anymore? Charleston? Could be a lot worse...

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 10:43 PM (6QtJv)

85 Fuck. I'm in a really bad mood. I may need an MST3k fix. And more booze.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (U31ch)

I've been hankering for some MST3K. What do you have in mind?

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2016 10:43 PM (7qAYi)

86 68 Yeah, they skipped the ending. With the battle for the Shire and wormtongue stabbing Saruman.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo



I heard that was more of a time issue than anything else. The movie was already over 3.5 hours.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 10, 2016 10:43 PM (nQNVp)

87 I thought the ending was fine. But I didn't read the books either.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (BS8yt)

++++

You want to make America great again, but you haven't even read Tolkien?

That's deplorable!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 10:43 PM (R+30W)

88 76 Yes. Eff the NFL and eff Obama's "Day of service" for 9/11 (sidebar). This is a day to remember and steel ourselves for the war we had no choice to join.

And His spiel today about diversity and not being divided... Translated..... Accept your muslim overlords with a side of illegal Hispanics thrown in...

Posted by: donna at September 10, 2016 10:43 PM (O2RFr)

89 Looks like this movie reviewer trashes a movie that he does not agree with politically. American Pastoral review: Remember when the radical left destroyed America?

That review made me interested in seeing the movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)

90 " Jane how is your Kitty?"



That sounds a little personal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 10:44 PM (qoxrk)

91 "Yeah, they skipped the ending. With the battle for the Shire and wormtongue stabbing Saruman.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:40 PM (4+VII)



Peter Jackson's or the animated movie?

Posted by: josephistan"


Jackson's.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)

92 There was a fourth movie?

Posted by: Fredo Baggins Corleone at September 10, 2016 10:44 PM (gwG9s)

93 Always hearing how Hillary is such a shrewd politician, Sorry, she has always been extremely poor in deciding what things work in a campaign.

The first time I caught her commercial about she being more polished as a leader against a bunch of clips of Donald telling people "Get the hell outta here!", "I'd bomb the shit out of them", etc., I just laughed. Does she not know that a whole a lot of Americans would like to use the same language talking about our enemies? That more than a couple of people cheered the ad and thought it was a great Trump commercial?

Can't wait for the upcoming "Basket of Deplorables" ad from Trump - you have got to know it's coming.

Posted by: dwagyak at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (ReFEt)

94
68 Yeah, they skipped the ending. With the battle for the Shire and wormtongue stabbing Saruman.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:40 PM (4+VII)



They did add Saruman's end in the extended edition. It happens at Isengard though at the start of the film.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (bMG0w)

95 #BlackCatsMatter

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

96 *Shoots up a flare for the Canadian oil baron*

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (6QtJv)

97 Look, Hillary admitted that she made a mistake. It's time to move on now.

Oh, and the media have spent to much time on this.

Posted by: The Left at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (OLNwX)

98
So, Jonah Goldberg is all butthurt about "The election of 2016 is like Flight 93".
---------------

I got a few paragraphs into it and quit. The dude's hair has been on fire for 8 years and now he's all mellow about how America has nothing to worry about. He's dead wrong about one other thing, but I don't want to get into details about Jonah Goldberg's butthurt.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (5o5ek)

99 You've heard of "Glorious Basterds."

We are "Glorious Deplorables."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (4+VII)

100 Can't wait for the upcoming "Basket of Deplorables" ad from Trump - you have got to know it's coming.

She's gonna need a bigger basket...

Posted by: donna at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (O2RFr)

101 "I heard that was more of a time issue than anything else. The movie was already over 3.5 hours.

Posted by: Puddleglum"

Coulda used some trimming in other areas. Like the stupid dwarf tossing jokes, and a LOT less Liv Tyler...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:46 PM (w+Jhj)

102 Irredemable even.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 10:46 PM (BS8yt)

103 85 Fuck. I'm in a really bad mood. I may need an MST3k fix. And more booze.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 10:41 PM (U31ch)



Pod People has lots of booze jokes toward the end, may satisfy both requirements

Posted by: gerel at September 10, 2016 10:46 PM (RdyBc)

104 National Day of Service to honor those we lost 9-11. We should carpet nuke several select geographical areas on this planet. That would be step one.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 10, 2016 10:46 PM (n3xLS)

105 115,109 was the Michigan Notre Dame attendance.

You could easily fit Michigan's stadium inside Bristol Motor Speedway.

Or Wrigley Field plus Fenway Park with lots of room left over.

When I visited Bristol years ago, this game was planned, but it is such a huge pace that it was hard to imagine. Wish I could be there

Posted by: Deplorable grumpy old man at September 10, 2016 10:46 PM (NPLj5)

106 So, Scankles apologizes for her "basket of deplorables" comment.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:32 PM (4+VII)


I am so sorry. I meant to say "bucket".

Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at September 10, 2016 10:46 PM (zc3Db)

107 97 Look, Hillary admitted that she made a mistake. It's time to move on now.

Oh, and the media have spent to much time on this.

Posted by: The Left at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (OLNwX)

++++

You're right. Let's change the subject.

So, has Hillary found a doctor yet that can treat whatever the hell is wrong with her?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 10:47 PM (R+30W)

108 Oh, he gave a speech today, Donna? Thank the Lord I didn't hear it. I feel for you.

Posted by: PJ at September 10, 2016 10:47 PM (cHuNI)

109 108 Oh, he gave a speech today, Donna? Thank the Lord I didn't hear it. I feel for you

It was his weekly "address"... He had to throw something in about 9/11

Posted by: donna at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (O2RFr)

110 90 " Jane how is your Kitty?"
------
That sounds a little personal.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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If anyone ever asks you why you come to this deplorable place multiple times a day, direct them to this comment.

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (6QtJv)

111 (scan, scan, ... )

NFL. Sounds like someone is pulling a Jake Plummer. I get the NFL's dress code, yadda yadda, but what Jake Plummer did was priceless. Never heard of this Williamson fellow but I hope he has a good game and that his team wins.

( ... scan, get back to it later ... )

Vodka. Been meaning to try the stuff they make in Lake Placid but I'm always price-pointed out of buying it. I go for Sobieski instead. Those Poles know how to make a good vodka.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (gC1RU)

112 I've been hankering for some MST3K. What do you have in mind?
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2016 10:43 PM (7qAYi)

*blinks*

Not sure. I prefer the later ones with Mike, Kevin and Bill. Maybe Return of the Creature. or, The Brain that Wouldn't Die.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (U31ch)

113 So my team Columbus Crew is in dead last and we were playing for the cup just last year.


Also watching Eyeshield 21 didn't know their was an NFL Japan

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (dKiJG)

114 When I visited Bristol years ago, this game was planned, but it is such a huge pace that it was hard to imagine. Wish I could be there

Posted by: Deplorable grumpy old man at September 10, 2016 10:46 PM (NPLj5)



Get a bunch of ants dump them on a patch of grass and look at them while standing about 4 feet away. It will be just like you are there.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (bMG0w)

115 99 You've heard of "Glorious Basterds."
We are "Glorious Deplorables."
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (4+VII)



A worthy follow up to the "Old Contemptibles."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (SRKgf)

116 So, has Hillary found a doctor yet that can treat whatever the hell is wrong with her?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


I do house-calls.

Posted by: dr jack kevorkian at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (6FqZa)

117 Fuck. VaTech looks slow on D and can't tackle now. Fuck.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (nQNVp)

118 Remember the Hands Up Don't shoot "protest" in the NFL? No fines for them.

As long as the NFL is allowed to get away with this SJW crap, it will continue to happen and spread.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (hVdx9)

119 Isn't the perfect vodka completely flavorless? Not sure what my millions of dollars are buying there.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (sdi6R)

120 Pod People has lots of booze jokes toward the end, may satisfy both requirements
Posted by: gerel at September 10, 2016 10:46 PM (RdyBc)

Mitchell has lots of booze jokes.

"How do you like your scotch, Mitchell?"

By the quart

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (7qAYi)

121 I just want to know what Clinton's final solution is going to be?

If these people are irredemable then some action must be taken.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (BS8yt)

122 (to the tune of "Danke Schoen")

Deplorable
Yes, she's deplorable
What candidate
Could be more horrible

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (hudka)

123 Miracle Mattress the 9/11 commercial geniuses, came out of San Anronio, which gave us the feckless Castro Bros. and the wretched Letitia va de Pute. No surprise.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 10, 2016 10:49 PM (MVpMt)

124 "Fuck. I'm in a really bad mood. I may need an MST3k fix. And more booze. "



More self-medication, good snooze. Tomorrow's Sunday. It's funny how people survived before there were accredited doctors.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 10:49 PM (qoxrk)

125 121 I just want to know what Clinton's final solution is going to be?

If these people are irredemable then some action must be taken.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (BS8yt)

Happy fun camps.

With cauldrons and ovens.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 10, 2016 10:49 PM (Om16U)

126 fuck that, that 9-11 is a day of service

9-11 is a day to be pissed off

and fuck islam and all those who islam and fuck goats in the b=utt-hole

islam has been killing innocents for 15 years and yet here we are

Posted by: Original Jake at September 10, 2016 10:49 PM (23AB1)

127 I just want to know what Clinton's final solution is going to be?

I'm still waiting for someone to drop a house on her...

Posted by: donna at September 10, 2016 10:50 PM (O2RFr)

128 I'm tempted to go to the Trump rally here in Asheville Monday, just to see the protestors. But I have to work.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:50 PM (w+Jhj)

129 Regarding The Lord of the Rings Movies: Omitting the "Scouring of the Shire" was the last fucking straw. Peter Jackson is a turd.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 10:50 PM (U31ch)

130 109 108 Oh, he gave a speech today, Donna? Thank the Lord I didn't hear it. I feel for you
It was his weekly "address"... He had to throw something in about 9/11
Posted by: donna at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (O2RFr)



Doubtless to commemorate all the African-Americans who died that day.

Wait, there were others who died that day? Pfft. Racists had it coming. /Obongo

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 10:51 PM (SRKgf)

131 I'm always partial to The Leech Woman.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 10:51 PM (BS8yt)

132 126
islam has been killing innocents for 15 1300 years and yet here we are
Posted by: Original Jake at September 10, 2016 10:49 PM (23AB1)


FIFY.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

133 A historical note about baskets:
https://twitter.com/katewerk/status/774779388835483648

Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2016 10:52 PM (LdMbv)

134 More self-medication, good snooze. Tomorrow's Sunday. It's funny how amazing people survived before there were accredited doctors.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 10:49 PM (qoxrk)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 10:52 PM (SRKgf)

135 I'll be there with my MAGA hat, wife, four kids and my cat.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 10:52 PM (BS8yt)

136 9/11

In 1683, the Ottoman Turks were defeated in the Battle of Vienna, "and it is often seen as a turning point in history, after which "the
Ottoman Turks ceased to be a menace to the Christian world".

The Muzzies are still pissed about it.


Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:52 PM (4+VII)

137 Miracle Mattress the 9/11 commercial geniuses, came out of San Anronio, which gave us the feckless Castro Bros. and the wretched Letitia va de Pute. No surprise.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September

Heard they are now out of business.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 10, 2016 10:53 PM (n3xLS)

138 Basket of Deplorables will be our comeback product! Dresden, Ohio rejoice! Open that basket shaped building!

Posted by: Longaberger Baskets at September 10, 2016 10:53 PM (gwG9s)

139 "I'll be there with my MAGA hat, wife, four kids and my cat.

Posted by: Make America Great Again"

Keep a close eye on the cat. We got some real weirdos here.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:53 PM (w+Jhj)

140 Trump will be in Norman, OK. next Saturday. I would go, but I can't pony up the $1000 minimum to get into the fundraiser.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 10:53 PM (hudka)

141 So, Scankles apologizes for her "basket of deplorables" comment.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:32 PM (4+VII)



No sale. That one is gonna live on in infamy, for its scurrilous content, and as a historic moment, as one time Her Thighness said what she what she actually believed.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 10:54 PM (SRKgf)

142 "It's funny how amazing people survived before there were accredited doctors. "




Unless you wanna count witch doctors and medicine men and conjurers.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 10:54 PM (qoxrk)

143 I prefer political musicals like Les Deplorables:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h7uua3a

Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2016 10:54 PM (LdMbv)

144 We (loyal Americans) should show up at Hillary rallies and hold up buckets.

Trump, if you're reading this, I give you that one for free.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 10:54 PM (SRKgf)

145 Wife and I took our five year old girl to a birthday photoshoot today.
.
.
WITH A UNICORN!

She was like that cotton candy girl, but about the unicorn.

Posted by: bananaDream at September 10, 2016 10:55 PM (Ag8Mw)

146 Try RiffTraxx by the same guys that do MST3k, you just download a the audio and watch a movie you already own. They do popular movies like Batman Begins and Avatar etc.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 10, 2016 10:55 PM (dKiJG)

147 "It's funny how amazing people survived before there were accredited doctors. "

And not so amazing people as well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:55 PM (w+Jhj)

148 I was at the drum circle last night, so wanted to wear the hat, but thought better of it.

However , actually saw people downtown wearing Trump stickers.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 10:55 PM (BS8yt)

149 In 1683, the Ottoman Turks were defeated in the Battle of Vienna, "and it is often seen as a turning point in history, after which "the
Ottoman Turks ceased to be a menace to the Christian world".

The Muzzies are still pissed about it.


Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:52 PM (4+VII)



Vlad Tepich shows the way.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 10:56 PM (SRKgf)

150 To0morrow is 9-11, I still remember where "I was at when that happened.

just the jumpers alone pisses me off


islam keeps pushing and sometime this century everyone else will push back, very bloodily

Posted by: Original Jake at September 10, 2016 10:56 PM (23AB1)

151 " Trump will be in Norman, OK. next Saturday. "



That's something. What POTUS candidate has been to Norman OK in the last few decades?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 10:57 PM (qoxrk)

152 "I was at the drum circle last night, so wanted to wear the hat, but thought better of it.



However , actually saw people downtown wearing Trump stickers.

Posted by: Make America Great Again"

I was out delivering the other night and I saw a Trump sign in a yard. And it hadn't been vandalized (yet).

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)

153 *Shoots up a flare for the Canadian oil baron*

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (6QtJv)


I'm a Peon not a Baron. Got your e-mail. Will get back to you as soon as I have eaten my dinner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2016 10:57 PM (oqkO3)

154 So, Scankles apologizes for her "basket of deplorables" comment.

When is she going to apologize to the parents of Sean Smith for blaming a stupid youtube video?




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 10, 2016 10:32 PM (4+VII)

That scum only apologized for the percentage she used.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 10, 2016 10:57 PM (heN73)

155 Yeah, they peon us all the time before and after dinner.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2016 10:58 PM (LdMbv)

156 Thanks for the ONT, CDR M.

Picked up the game "This War of Mine" on Steam for $5 this morning (marked down from $20 through the 12th). It's a game in which you control a few ordinary civilians in their attempt to survive in a war zone. Aside from a couple of annoying bugs, I'm really liking it. $5 is a great deal.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 10, 2016 10:58 PM (jV8Mq)

157 "It's funny how amazing people survived before there were accredited doctors. "

But the barbers were accredited.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2016 10:59 PM (zc3Db)

158 Anyone think her 'deplorable' and 'irredeemable' comments were deliberate in order to take the focus off of her health or email issues? I hate to be too cynical, but the left rarely does anything by accident.

Posted by: Afroman at September 10, 2016 11:00 PM (jsVoJ)

159
*contemplates changing nic to Deplorable Mike*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2016 11:00 PM (OLNwX)

160 150
islam keeps pushing and sometime this century everyone else will push back, very bloodily
Posted by: Original Jake at September 10, 2016 10:56 PM (23AB1)


Should have started on 9/12.

Islam delenda est.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

161 We're riding around town with our Trump bumper stickers, nobody keyed us yet.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 11:00 PM (BS8yt)

162 But the barbers were accredited.


::shudders::

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:00 PM (qUNWi)

163 6 Howdy deplorables!!

Posted by: Beth M

Don't forget to tick "Irredeemable' or "Redeemable" when you do your next census form. Only pick Irredeemable if your family can afford to pay for the bullet.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 10, 2016 11:00 PM (2ktpL)

164 Vlad Tepich shows the way.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 10:56 PM (SRKgf)

and Jan Sobieski III & his winged hussars

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 10, 2016 11:01 PM (Om16U)

165 Miracle Mattress the 9/11 commercial geniuses, came out of San Anronio, which gave us the feckless Castro Bros. and the wretched Letitia va de Pute. No surprise.

I read somewhere it was Austin, but then again reading comprehension has never been a skill I got paid well for doing.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 10, 2016 11:01 PM (heN73)

166 158 Anyone think her 'deplorable' and 'irredeemable' comments were deliberate in order to take the focus off of her health or email issues? I hate to be too cynical, but the left rarely does anything by accident.
Posted by: Afroman at September 10, 2016 11:00 PM (jsVoJ)

---------

I read that she's been saying it for weeks behind closed doors.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 11:01 PM (BS8yt)

167 But the barbers were accredited.
====
Especially if they were from Seville.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (LdMbv)

168 Head lice becoming resistant to the OCT lice-icide.

Life, it will find a way.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Palmer at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (DW+jj)

169 Vlad Tepich shows the way. Paraphrasing from the other night:

Hezbollah kidnapped some Russian agents and sent Russia a ransom note. Russia's response was pftt.
Hezbollah killed one of the Russian's and mailed him home.

The Russians kidnapped a close family member of the head Hezbollah, cut him in pieces and delivered him to Hezbollah.

The remaining Russian agents were released the following day.


Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (n3xLS)

170 I was at the Guinness Brewery in Dublin Ireland on September 11, I have a disconnected feeling about it. When we came home to the US, it felt totally different like we came to a different country.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (dKiJG)

171 LeeLee Sobieski is pretty hot.


Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (qUNWi)

172 Anyone think her 'deplorable' and 'irredeemable' comments were deliberate in order to take the focus off of her health or email issues? I hate to be too cynical, but the left rarely does anything by accident.

Posted by: Afroman at September 10, 2016 11:00 PM (jsVoJ)


"Bitter clingers" was already taken.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (zc3Db)

173 *contemplates changing nic to Deplorable Mike*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2016 11:00 PM (OLNwX)

Don't be a smartie, join the Deplorable Party!

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (hudka)

174 No worries, Peon. Just wanted to be sure I had the correct addy & you got it.

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (6QtJv)

175 LeeLee Sobieski is pretty hot.


Just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (qUNWi)

Seconded.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (hudka)

176 51 So, Scankles apologizes for her "basket of deplorables" comment.
She did not really apologize
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2016 10:35 PM (hN38n)



"If anyone misunderstood my comment, I am sure it is regretted."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (SRKgf)

177 Yeah headlice is insane these days, especially for girls with a high density of hair follicles.

I had to invent a 3 day in a row protocol using multiple treatment methods to treat one of my children. It took me a month to get it right.

At least with boys you can just cut all their hair off.

Posted by: Max Power at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (QCc6B)

178 55 End pet ownership?


That is fucking gay.

Posted by: eleven

Who own's who is the question.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (2ktpL)

179 So, has Hillary found a doctor yet that can treat whatever the hell is wrong with her?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 10:47 PM (R+30W)


That raises a question. We all know that the Hilldebeest coughs like a coal miner with Black Lung, yet all she ever seems to take for it is flippin' cough drops. Look. There are some mighty strong anti-cough preparations out there; prescription only. Like linctus codeine. I have had that, and it shuts a cough right down. She's got this tame doctor that trots around at her heels. Why doesn't she get some serious cough medicine into her pie hole?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (oqkO3)

180 I didn't read the source but I read a Twitter link that said Sick Hillary used the same phrase in an interview last week with (IIRC) Channel 2 in Israel.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (LdMbv)

181 >>>107 So, has Hillary found a doctor yet that can treat whatever the hell is wrong with her?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 10:47 PM (R+30W)<<<

I could take a stab at it.

Posted by: Dr. Giggles at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (jV8Mq)

182 117 Fuck. VaTech looks slow on D and can't tackle now. Fuck.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (nQNVp)
------------

Those Hokie stone uniforms are weighing them down, I think.

Posted by: bluebell at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (xpSCc)

183 I'm pretty sure Perry Como had a popular tune, 'Sweet Deplorable You'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (OLNwX)

184 CB, you pick up anything today?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (qoxrk)

185 Who own's who is the question.

Kittaw.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:04 PM (qUNWi)

186 Anyone think her 'deplorable' and 'irredeemable' comments were deliberate in order to take the focus off of her health or email issues? I hate to be too cynical, but the left rarely does anything by accident.

Posted by: Afroman at September 10, 2016 11:00 PM (jsVoJ)



I wondered if she were laying the groundwork for bailing on the debate(s): "I will not dignify Trump and his racism by appearing on the same stage with him." That sort of thing.

Because I think that of the two of them, Hillary is more likely to be needled into blowing up on the launch pad than Trump is.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 11:05 PM (SRKgf)

187 171 LeeLee Sobieski is pretty hot.


Just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (qUNWi)


Oh my yes. She was a great Joan of Arc.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 11:05 PM (sdi6R)

188 " But the barbers were accredited. "



It's funny what barbers used to get away with. I guess it was the sharp tools that made them sorty doctor-like.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:05 PM (qoxrk)

189 97 Look, Hillary admitted that she made a mistake. It's time to move on now.

Oh, and the media have spent to much time on this.

Posted by: The Left at September 10, 2016 10:45 PM (OLNwX)



Besides, it's old news, and was made up by VRWC anyway.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 11:05 PM (SRKgf)

190 Isn't the perfect vodka completely flavorless? Not sure what my millions of dollars are buying there.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 10:48 PM (sdi6R)


I buy the cheapest locally-produced vodka I can find. I'm mixing with Clamato and spices to make Caesars, so any slight "taste" the el-cheapo may have is smothered by the mix.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2016 11:06 PM (oqkO3)

191 Kwoon:
Lived by the Moon:
https://youtu.be/XZm1pzgSfLk

Surreal and melancholy, but charming animated music video

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2016 11:06 PM (VdICR)

192 I'm willing to admit the 2016 Phillies are a basket of deplorables.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2016 11:06 PM (3C9q2)

193 175 LeeLee Sobieski is pretty hot.
Just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (qUNWi)
---------
Seconded.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread
----------------------

Doesn't that make y'all perverts? Isn't she a teenager, or did I get old?

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:07 PM (6QtJv)

194 "Who own's who is the question. "


True. I am my dog's human and caretaker as far as he see's it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:07 PM (qoxrk)

195 >>So, has Hillary found a doctor yet that can treat whatever the hell is wrong with her?

>>I could take a stab at it.


Posted by: Dr. Giggles


I'll gladly provide second opinion...

Posted by: Dr. Kermit Gosnell at September 10, 2016 11:08 PM (NOIQH)

196 I'm willing to admit the 2016 Phillies are a basket of deplorables.

As are the Colorado Rockies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 11:08 PM (U31ch)

197 We (loyal Americans) should show up at Hillary rallies and hold up buckets.

Trump, if you're reading this, I give you that one for free.


Better yet, Trump should ask her about her bucket list.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2016 11:08 PM (3C9q2)

198
Doesn't that make y'all perverts? Isn't she a teenager, or did I get old?


I have some good news....and some bad news.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:08 PM (qUNWi)

199 Probably 95% of the people that voted for Romney will vote for Trump too. So what she's really saying is that the Republicans are irredemable.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 11:09 PM (BS8yt)

200 Leelee Sobieski in Uprising... The scene where she almost gets busted by the krauts...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 10, 2016 11:09 PM (kP16F)

201 "Picked up the game "This War of Mine" on Steam for
$5 this morning (marked down from $20 through the 12th). It's a game in
which you control a few ordinary civilians in their attempt to survive
in a war zone. Aside from a couple of annoying bugs, I'm really liking
it. $5 is a great deal.


Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik"

I recently got "Rimworld" off steam. Pretty good for 20 bucks and upgrades adding new content.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 11:09 PM (w+Jhj)

202 Doesn't that make y'all perverts? Isn't she a teenager, or did I get old?
Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:07 PM (6QtJv)

Without resorting the Bings, I would say she has safely passed 30, or is close to 30.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 11:09 PM (U31ch)

203 Deplorable Me, clinging bitterly to my guns and religion, present and accounted for, Sir!

No fair talking about head lice. I'll be itching all night. Ewww!

Posted by: ALH at September 10, 2016 11:10 PM (Z56vq)

204 Why doesn't she get some serious cough medicine into her pie hole?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (oqkO3)


She has another condition that an opioid would compromise.?

Is there a doctor in the house?

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 10, 2016 11:10 PM (n3xLS)

205 193 175 LeeLee Sobieski is pretty hot.
Just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (qUNWi)
---------
Seconded.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread
----------------------

Doesn't that make y'all perverts? Isn't she a teenager, or did I get old?
Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:07 PM (6QtJv

I did a search. WOW! She is gorgeous!

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:10 PM (ZzmAT)

206 Watching this Utah-BYU. I've never seen two teams try to a lose a game this hard.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:10 PM (qoxrk)

207 What about us?!

Posted by: the crabs at September 10, 2016 11:11 PM (LdMbv)

208 Zazzle already has "Deplorable Me" T shirts for sale.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zgkg86n

Me thinks Hillary has tripped on a big ass Meme.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 10, 2016 11:11 PM (9/8em)

209 187 171 LeeLee Sobieski is pretty hot.


Just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:02 PM (qUNWi)

Oh my yes. She was a great Joan of Arc.
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 11:05 PM (sdi6R)


That one scene where she was wounded in battle, and her soldiers pulled out the arrow, put her back on her horse, and handed her her lance.

She said, "I am the Maid." With a look of wonderment on her face, like she couldn't quite believe it herself. It brought tears to my eyes. What a great scene.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 11:12 PM (sdi6R)

210 Interesting Mars rover pics.

http://phys.org/news/2016-09-mars-rover-curiosity-views-spectacular.html

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 11:12 PM (w+Jhj)

211 Went out for dinner tonight, in the parking lot there was a pale yellow, convertible, early '70s Mustang! All I could think of was Carl Kolchack?

Anyone remember that car of his?

Awesome!

Posted by: RKae at September 10, 2016 11:12 PM (i+OYT)

212 Doesn't that make y'all perverts? Isn't she a teenager, or did I get old?
Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:07 PM (6QtJv

I did a search. WOW! She is gorgeous!

Posted by: Pepe
****

Google Brown Bunny (movie she was in)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 11:13 PM (hVdx9)

213 And, it's raining at Bristol.
Maybe they'll change out of the slicks, and run on a yellow flag?
Bring out the jet driers?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 10, 2016 11:13 PM (tIja6)

214 I read somewhere it was Austin, but then again reading comprehension has never been a skill I got paid well for doing.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 10, 2016 11:01 PM (heN73)

..

No, San Antonio, where I live. Owner's daughter, who is also the manager, made a rude, dumb ad.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 10, 2016 11:14 PM (ozZau)

215 She has another condition that an opioid would compromise.?

Is there a doctor in the house?

--------

The typical medicine doesn't work on her alien biology

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 11:14 PM (BS8yt)

216 It was a good day. Went junking with the kiddos - oldest found an old book of sheet music for the viola (her instrument); #2 daughter found an old kodak retinette in really fine shape, and managed to Episcopalian the price down. Son found some telegraph insulators and year nails. Me? I bought a really lovely walking stick.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 10, 2016 11:14 PM (ZQujO)

217 Oh my yes. She was a great Joan of Arc.
Posted by: rickl
****

That was a great movie until Dustin Hoffman showed up.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 11:15 PM (hVdx9)

218 I've never seen two teams try to a lose a game this hard.

Phillies and the Braves last week, fighting for the basement of the NL East. (As of tonight, Atlanta is in sole possession, but there's always hope for the Phuckups from the City of Sibling Affection.)

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2016 11:15 PM (3C9q2)

219 If Swede is the perfect American, then his wife and daughter are the ones who ruin everything. [...] She's now the poster child for how the 60s corrupted the youth of America, and that our downfall didn't come from globalization or supply-side economics or any number of factors that shape a rich and diverse nation.[...]

It's not that McGregor seems to actively be pushing a political agenda as much as it's a natural result of the framing device


So...its a historically accurate movie?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2016 11:16 PM (E7/zB)

220 I saw the Deplorables open for Walking Pneumonia in 1992.

Posted by: ALH at September 10, 2016 11:16 PM (Z56vq)

221 That one scene where she was wounded in battle, and her soldiers pulled out the arrow, put her back on her horse, and handed her her lance.

She said, "I am the Maid." With a look of wonderment on her face, like she couldn't quite believe it herself. It brought tears to my eyes. What a great scene.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 11:12 PM (sdi6R)


That was Mila Jovovich. And she is smoking hot. Leelee Sobieski ... meh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2016 11:16 PM (zc3Db)

222 She has another condition that an opioid would compromise.?

Is there a doctor in the house?
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 10, 2016 11:10 PM (n3xLS)


****

Lisinopril for BP after a stroke would produce a dry cough.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 10, 2016 11:16 PM (YLidQ)

223 CB, you pick up anything today?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (qoxrk)

Nah, but I was sorely tempted to pick up a Hi Point .40 carbine and/or a Remington 30.06. But I passed.

But then again, I'm gonna hit the show in Mesquite for a few hours tomorrow, so who knows.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 10, 2016 11:16 PM (heN73)

224 Didn't the Beast say she'd already 'doubled up on the meds'?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 10, 2016 11:17 PM (kP16F)

225
I was at the Guinness Brewery in Dublin Ireland on September 11, I have a
disconnected feeling about it. When we came home to the US, it felt
totally different like we came to a different country.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio

=====

You did.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 10, 2016 11:17 PM (zu88C)

226
No, San Antonio, where I live. Owner's daughter, who is also the manager, made a rude, dumb ad.
***
Maybe she can get a job making shows on HBO?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2016 11:17 PM (E7/zB)

227 211 Went out for dinner tonight, in the parking lot there was a pale yellow, convertible, early '70s Mustang! All I could think of was Carl Kolchack?

Anyone remember that car of his?

Awesome!
Posted by: RKae
----------------
Sad that you had to eat dinner in the parking lot. At least you probably had plenty of company!

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:17 PM (6QtJv)

228 212 Doesn't that make y'all perverts? Isn't she a teenager, or did I get old?
Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:07 PM (6QtJv

I did a search. WOW! She is gorgeous!

Posted by: Pepe
****

Google Brown Bunny (movie she was in)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 11:13 PM (hVdx9)

That movie where Chloe Sevigny blows a dude. That Brown bunny I aasume

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:17 PM (ZzmAT)

229 The typical medicine doesn't work on her alien biology

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 11:14 PM (BS8yt)


Was engaged in conversation about horrible Hillary when he drifted into this theory of reptilian shape shifters who want to enslave earth.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 10, 2016 11:18 PM (n3xLS)

230 http://phys.org/news/2016-09-mars-rover-curiosity-views-spectacular.html"


I'm no geologist, but so much of that looks like sedimentary sandstone.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:18 PM (qoxrk)

231 She said, "I am the Maid." With a look of wonderment on her face, like she couldn't quite believe it herself. It brought tears to my eyes. What a great scene.
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 11:12 PM (sdi6R)

Holy cow. Why have I not heard of this movie?
*scribbles on stuff to buy list*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 11:18 PM (U31ch)

232 She has another condition that an opioid would compromise.?

Is there a doctor in the house?

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 10, 2016 11:10 PM (n3xLS)


Well, yeah, she might not be able to take opioids. But she is personally wealthy, and she could have the finest doctors in the country working on her. And she's still gobbling cough drops? I sort of wonder maybe she's addicted to cough drops, and the cough is a "rebound condition" caused by trying to wean off them?


It's just plain weird that they can't jack her up with something to suppress the cough for the hour or two per day that she might actually appear in public.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2016 11:18 PM (oqkO3)

233 Ms. Sobieski is 33, which, using the (my age +7 / 2) formula, means she's just old enough for me to date.

In my dreams.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:18 PM (hudka)

234 Is the fat broad in that despicable mattress ad imitating the second tower crash video when she screams "Oh myGod!"

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 10, 2016 11:18 PM (dnWSK)

235 Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 11:12 PM (sdi6R)

That was Mila Jovovich. And she is smoking hot. Leelee Sobieski ... meh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2016 11:16 PM (zc3Db)


Oops. I didn't know that the leelee girl did a joan of arc movie, too. My mistake.

In any event, mila jovovich is much hotter and was even that much hotter as lilu than leelee.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2016 11:18 PM (zc3Db)

236 Not BJ Thomas, I guess.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 10, 2016 11:19 PM (n3xLS)

237 Google Brown Bunny (movie she was in)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 11:13 PM (hVdx9)

That movie where Chloe Sevigny blows a dude. That Brown bunny I aasume

Posted by: Pepe
****

Ooops. My bad.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 11:20 PM (hVdx9)

238 She said, "I am the Maid." With a look of wonderment on her face, like she couldn't quite believe it herself. It brought tears to my eyes. What a great scene.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 11:12 PM (sdi6R)

That was Mila Jovovich.

Okay. Confused, but I still want to see this movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 11:20 PM (U31ch)

239 Leelee is "girl next door" hot.

Mila is "girl you don't take home to mother" hot.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:21 PM (hudka)

240 I saw the Deplorables open for Walking Pneumonia in 1992.
Posted by: ALH at September 10, 2016 11:16 PM (


Where? Inquiring minds want to know

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 10, 2016 11:21 PM (voOPb)

241 That movie where Chloe Sevigny blows a dude. That Brown bunny I aasume

Posted by: Pepe


At least that movie was probably better than Hope Solo's Brown Bunny movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2016 11:21 PM (zc3Db)

242 Chloe Sevigny was in Palmetto.

A very hot movie.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:21 PM (qUNWi)

243 That was Mila Jovovich. And she is smoking hot. Leelee Sobieski ... meh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2016 11:16 PM (zc3Db)

Mila is perfect. Hard to find an actress that is physically and genetically more perfect than Mila.

Didn't she make her first one screen appearance in Return to the Blue Lagoon?

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:21 PM (ZzmAT)

244 "Nah, but I was sorely tempted to pick up a Hi Point .40 carbine and/or a Remington 30.06. But I passed. "


The little Hi-Point is a stupid looking gun. But it is damn near fail proof with a lifetime warranty.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:21 PM (qoxrk)

245 I guess that us deplorables should brace ourselves for whatever insulting comments that the JEF will make tomorrow on the 15th anniversary of 9/11 tomorrow. You know he will just as soon as he finishes a round of golf.

Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2016 11:22 PM (TmVQX)

246 "I got the Walking Pneumonia
and the Ol' Benghazi Flu"

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:22 PM (hudka)

247 >>>So, has Hillary found a doctor yet that can treat whatever the hell is wrong with her?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 10:47 PM (R+30W)<<<

I could take a stab at it.
Posted by: Dr. Giggles at September 10, 2016 11:03 PM (jV8Mq)<<<





No point. She's already dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at September 10, 2016 11:22 PM (H9MG5)

248 No, San Antonio, where I live. Owner's daughter, who is also the manager, made a rude, dumb ad.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 10, 2016 11:14 PM (ozZau)

I live in SA too, up by Randolph. Of all the cities for this crap. Military City, USA

Posted by: A Blinkin at September 10, 2016 11:23 PM (dnWSK)

249 Oh, and I'd pass on the Remington.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:23 PM (qoxrk)

250 I saw the Deplorables open for Walking Pneumonia in 1992 while living in San Antonio.

Posted by: ALH at September 10, 2016 11:23 PM (Z56vq)

251 @233

That formula is gross. Why do all men have formulas like that?

I've been told I'm "too old" for men my age, so I'll have to settle for guys twice my age.

It's creepy.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 10, 2016 11:23 PM (F5hTl)

252 I've taken up basket-weaving. For therapy. They tell me I have crazy eyes. But ah don' feel no ways crazy!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 10, 2016 11:23 PM (LQLeS)

253 Adding to the NIC

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 10, 2016 11:23 PM (YLidQ)

254 No point. She's already dead, Jim.
Posted by: Bones McCoy at September 10, 2016 11:22 PM (H9MG5)

She's only mostly dead.

Posted by: ALH at September 10, 2016 11:24 PM (Z56vq)

255 Mila is perfect. Hard to find an actress that is physically and genetically more perfect than Mila.

Didn't she make her first one screen appearance in Return to the Blue Lagoon?
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right

First time I saw her was in Dazed and Confused. Not a big role, but every time she was on screen it was "holy shit she's hawt!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 11:24 PM (U31ch)

256 >>At least that movie was probably better than Hope Solo's
>> Brown Bunny movie.

I saw that the other day. The plot has gaping holes in it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 10, 2016 11:24 PM (DW+jj)

257 That BJ Chloe Sevigny was not impressive. That movie is a punch line in college film classes across the country.

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:24 PM (ZzmAT)

258 That was Mila Jovovich. And she is smoking hot. Leelee Sobieski ... meh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2016 11:16 PM (zc3Db)


No. Leelee Sobieski totally smoked Milla Jovovich as Joan of Arc. Not even close.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

259 The little Hi-Point is a stupid looking gun. But it is damn near fail proof with a lifetime warranty.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:21 PM (qoxrk)


I love my Hi-Point (9mm). Shoots anything as well as any gun and have never had any problems with it. And, like you said, lifetime warranty on the gun.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 10, 2016 11:24 PM (zc3Db)

260 "Nah, but I was sorely tempted to pick up a Hi Point .40 carbine and/or a Remington 30.06. But I passed. "


The little Hi-Point is a stupid looking gun. But it is damn near fail proof with a lifetime warranty.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

I liked the Hi-Point carbine better when you could put on an outer shell that made them look like a Beretta.
And yes, I hear they run like a clock.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 11:24 PM (hVdx9)

261 , which, using the (my age +7 / 2) formula
-------------
Wait a minute! That's the formula?
I thought you divided HER age by 2, then added 7...
Can I get a ruling here?
I think I've been doing it wrong all these years!

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:24 PM (6QtJv)

262 plut, plut, hic, cough, arf, arf, arf.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 10, 2016 11:25 PM (LQLeS)

263 Leelee has some big...eyes.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j85vmqs

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 11:25 PM (hVdx9)

264 Anyone else having to go through Active Shooter Training at work? Why? Why not STD training? Etc etc etc it appears to be just another reach around for anti-gunners to mess with the sheeple.

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 10, 2016 11:25 PM (T/sbU)

265 You're only as old as the women you feel.

Posted by: ALH at September 10, 2016 11:26 PM (Z56vq)

266 Oh, and I'd pass on the Remington.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:23 PM (qoxrk)

Really? Can you share why? And any good alternatives? I'm thinking for longer range shooting.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 10, 2016 11:26 PM (heN73)

267 212 Doesn't that make y'all perverts? Isn't she a teenager, or did I get old?
Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:07 PM (6QtJv

I did a search. WOW! She is gorgeous!

Posted by: Pepe
****

Google Brown Bunny (movie she was in)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 11:13 PM (hVdx9)

++++

Are you talking about Leelee Sobieski or ChloŽ Sevigny? That's the movie where ChloŽ Sevigny gives Vincent Gallo an actual blowjob.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 11:26 PM (R+30W)

268 First time I saw her was in Dazed and Confused. Not a big role, but every time she was on screen it was "holy shit she's hawt!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 11:24 PM (U31ch)

She was drop dead beautiful sexy in that classic.

But to be fair, most of the girls cast were legitimately hot like hot high school memories hot.

Great movie

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:27 PM (ZzmAT)

269 So, I think I've hit a wall in life.

I don't like people any more. There's less than five that I care about, but beyond that? They all suck. They're unreasonable, stupid, demanding, obnoxious and I swear, everyone I know through my work seems to have a variety of incurable personality disorders.

At this point in life, I just want to move into the metaphorical lighthouse with the cat an only have the most superficial and brief encounters with humanity.

Which would totally be a plan except... "money."

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:27 PM (tvyXw)

270 Good night

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 10, 2016 11:28 PM (BS8yt)

271 I'm no geologist, but so much of that looks like sedimentary sandstone.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:18 PM (qoxrk)


Looks like water-lain rock to me, too. And it seems to be cemented, another indication of being deposited by water. The Rover carries a microscope, doesn't it? Even an extreme close-up lens might work. Aeolian sand grains are typically very round, and have a frosted surface. Water-lain sands will have a much lesser degree of rounding, in most cases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2016 11:28 PM (oqkO3)

272 She's only mostly dead.
Posted by: ALH
------------------
She clearly said "to blave" - which we all know...

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:28 PM (6QtJv)

273 It's your age divided by 2, plus 7.

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2016 11:28 PM (7qAYi)

274 The little Hi-Point is a stupid looking gun. But it is damn near fail proof with a lifetime warranty.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Lol, I kinda liked it. Still just a newbie here in the gun world.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 10, 2016 11:28 PM (heN73)

275 Paging Dr. Benway.....

I think she needs his tender ministrations, his care and concern, his unique skills and talents.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 10, 2016 11:28 PM (ZQujO)

276 Hillary has been dead for at least 6 or 7 years.

The sentient black alien mucus residing in her sinuses has animated her corpse in order to search out and locate the galaxy on Orion's Belt.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 10, 2016 11:29 PM (zu88C)

277 You're only as old as the women you feel.

Exactly.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:29 PM (qUNWi)

278 Me Fifth Element... supreme being.

Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Mooltipass at September 10, 2016 11:30 PM (H9MG5)

279
Anyone else having to go through Active Shooter Training at work? Why?
Why not STD training? Etc etc etc it appears to be just another reach
around for anti-gunners to mess with the sheeple.
---

I get to do something better.

Every time I go into work, I have to go through a metal detector or get wanded by security. And my bag gets searched.

As a longtime employee, I'm obviously super dangerous. As is every other employee. General public? Not so much.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:30 PM (tvyXw)

280 @233

That formula is gross. Why do all men have formulas like that?

I've been told I'm "too old" for men my age, so I'll have to settle for guys twice my age.

It's creepy.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 10, 2016 11:23 PM (F5hTl)


I first saw it here at the HQ sometime back, and it's the figure out the minimum age which it's socially acceptable to date. It doesn't rule out (for me anyway) dating someone closer to my age or even older.

Also, I added the phrase "in my dreams" because I know what my chances are in real life. Slim and none.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:30 PM (hudka)

281 276 Hillary has been dead for at least 6 or 7 years.


Why do you think she's wearing the bulky clothing? It's to hide the refrigeration equipment. Think Lovecraft's "Cool Air."

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2016 11:30 PM (7qAYi)

282 That formula is gross. Why do all men have formulas like that?

I've been told I'm "too old" for men my age, so I'll have to settle for guys twice my age.

It's creepy.


Tickled Pink...that's the so called formula for the YOUNGEST person you should date.

Or "date".

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:31 PM (qUNWi)

283 Me thinks Hillary has tripped on a big ass Meme.
Posted by: Willy J. at September 10, 2016 11:11 PM (9/8em)

---

Like my bumper sticker?

http://tinyurl.com/z8c9xk8

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 10, 2016 11:32 PM (rlfds)

284 It's your age divided by 2, plus 7.
Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2016 11:28 PM (7qAYi)

Correct. That's how it was stored in my head. It got a little jumbled by the time it made it to my fingers and the keyboard.

So, to wit... 50/2 = 25 + 7 = 32.

Even that seems a bit uncomfortable to me.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:32 PM (hudka)

285 That formula is gross. Why do all men have formulas like that?

I've been told I'm "too old" for men my age, so I'll have to settle for guys twice my age.

It's creepy.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 10, 2016 11:23 PM (F5hTl)

Don't lump me in there with those formula guys.

Would I date a 35 year old? Maybe. Probably. Is it my first choice? No. Closer to my age would be nice (well above 35).

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 10, 2016 11:32 PM (heN73)

286 278 Me Fifth Element... supreme being.
Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Mooltipass at September 10, 2016 11:30 PM (H9MG5)

Supreme large pencil head erasers for nipples.

*drools*

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:32 PM (ZzmAT)

287 Also, there's this new Hillary the Inevitable ad that shows five or six Republicans, including Mitt Romney and Lindsay Graham, saying how horrible Donald Trump is. Basically says "Republicans don't think Trump Should Be President and Either Should You."

Seems like it would be effective with the LIVS.


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:32 PM (tvyXw)

288 Even that seems a bit uncomfortable to me.

It's an absolute minimum.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:33 PM (qUNWi)

289 Really? Can you share why? And any good alternatives? I'm thinking for longer range shooting.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 10, 2016 11:26 PM (heN73)



Remington's quality control has been a bit spotty the last decade or so.

Conversely, this is pretty much the most bang for your buck, accuracy and range wise, from an affordable production rifle in today's market.

http://tinyurl.com/hw8xuws


The Ruger Precision Rifle. Figures heavily in my "want" list, too.


Deplorable Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2016 11:33 PM (v5iqM)

290 Hillary wears bulky clothing to hide the extra hundred pounds she's put on during the campaign,

Posted by: ALH at September 10, 2016 11:33 PM (Z56vq)

291 That formula is gross. Why do all men have formulas like that?
I've been told I'm "too old" for men my age, so I'll have to settle for guys twice my age.
It's creepy.
Posted by: TickledPink
----------------------
Lighten up, Francis.

It's a joke. At 42, I dated a girl that was 26 and shortly thereafter dated a gal the was 60. All men aren't what you want to think.

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:34 PM (6QtJv)

292 Also, there's this new Hillary the Inevitable ad that shows five or six Republicans, including Mitt Romney and Lindsay Graham, saying how horrible Donald Trump is. Basically says "Republicans don't think Trump Should Be President and Either Should You."

Seems like it would be effective with the LIVS.


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:32 PM (tvyXw)



Of course, the LIVs probably don't know who those Republicans are, either.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2016 11:35 PM (SRKgf)

293 Shibumi I saw that ad today. Ugh

Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2016 11:35 PM (TmVQX)

294 What did you see in the 60 year old woman, Chi? I mean, what did you find attractive about her?

Posted by: ALH at September 10, 2016 11:35 PM (Z56vq)

295 Me? I bought a really lovely walking stick.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
-------------

That's code for 'shillelagh', right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2016 11:35 PM (OLNwX)

296 Like Country Boy, dating someone closer to my own age would be preferable. Life experience matters.

In my capacity as club DJ, I've had phone numbers given to me by some beautiful young women. All of them were the same age or younger than my daughter, who is in her late 20s. I liked the flattery, but I didn't call.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:36 PM (hudka)

297 Re the lice topic. Twenty years ago, when hubby and I were first together and his kids were small, ex-wife found out the kids had contracted lice the day of the handoff for weekend visitation. Does ex-wife think to herself, well my house is already infested, no need infesting another house and bring the whole problem of delousing to a whole 'nother house? Nah. Just dropped them off with a big fu. Nice. One of the many cvunty things she has done to give nice women a bad name.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 10, 2016 11:36 PM (vhW1R)

298 Socially acceptable aside, the Formula yields 32 for me as well, and that is indeed about the youngest I could stand to be around, and that's pushing it. I'd really put it at 35 or a little better.

The younger ones, they might as well be from another planet.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 10, 2016 11:36 PM (DW+jj)

299 Speaking of inexpensive guns, I hear these are rather decent. Might be a fun plinker. There is a longer barrel available (aftermarket) if you want to be more precise.
Anyone have experience with them?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hoqt92w

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 11:36 PM (hVdx9)

300 269 So, I think I've hit a wall in life.

I don't like people any more. There's less than five that I care about, but beyond that? They all suck. They're unreasonable, stupid, demanding, obnoxious and I swear, everyone I know through my work seems to have a variety of incurable personality disorders.

At this point in life, I just want to move into the metaphorical lighthouse with the cat an only have the most superficial and brief encounters with humanity.

Which would totally be a plan except... "money."


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:27 PM (tvyXw)

Sorry to hear you are feeling bad.

Posted by: gerel at September 10, 2016 11:36 PM (RdyBc)

301 233 Ms. Sobieski is 33, which, using the (my age +7 / 2) formula, means she's just old enough for me to date.


Cpt. WB went to the Bill Wyman school of dating?

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 10, 2016 11:37 PM (voOPb)

302 The Ruger Precision Rifle. Figures heavily in my "want" list, too.


Deplorable Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2016 11:33 PM (v5iqM)

Thanks for the heads up Jim.

Unfortunately that one's a bit out of my price range.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 10, 2016 11:37 PM (heN73)

303 But to be fair, most of the girls cast were legitimately hot like hot high school memories hot.

Great movie
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable,

Right? The redhead, (shit, forget her first name) Ribisi! and the blonde chick that was digging on the skinny kid with the hair.

Fuck I love that movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 11:37 PM (U31ch)

304 286 278 Me Fifth Element... supreme being.
Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Mooltipass at September 10, 2016 11:30 PM (H9MG5)

Supreme large pencil head erasers for nipples.
------------------
Why did they have to make her so - perfect?

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)

305 shibumi,

I've been thinking more often myself how great it would be if I had a job that required a minimal amount of contact with anyone. But, as you say, money always screws that up.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:38 PM (hudka)

306 security is so tight where I work, active shooter? ROFLAMT! Thus why the AST, yes it has an acronym... Deplorable sigh and irredeemable tsk!

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 10, 2016 11:39 PM (T/sbU)

307 294 What did you see in the 60 year old woman, Chi? I mean, what did you find attractive about her?
Posted by: ALH
---------------
Um, everything?
I really don't know how to answer that.
Attitude. Confidence. Intelligence. Wit. She was funny& charming, we hit it off... what's to say?

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:39 PM (6QtJv)

308 So, I think I've hit a wall in life.

I don't like people any more. There's less than five that I care about, but beyond that? They all suck. They're unreasonable, stupid, demanding, obnoxious and I swear, everyone I know through my work seems to have a variety of incurable personality disorders.

At this point in life, I just want to move into the metaphorical lighthouse with the cat an only have the most superficial and brief encounters with humanity.

Which would totally be a plan except... "money."


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:27 PM (tvyXw)

Pretty much how I feel.

Thankfully, I at least made it to Texas. Would really like to meet some fellow Texans on the HQ. Other than that, I don't much care.

Just want a little place out in the middle of nowhere. But then again, "money."

I feel stuck.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 10, 2016 11:39 PM (heN73)

309 Cpt. WB went to the Bill Wyman school of dating?
Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 10, 2016 11:37 PM (voOPb)

I got the formula wrong, OK? Sheesh!

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:40 PM (hudka)

310 Sorry to hear you are feeling bad.


Posted by: gerel at September 10, 2016 11:36 PM
---

Thank you Gerel.

It's sort of a general malaise in regards to people overall. Part of is is that I'm now working primarily as a freelancer and it's been rough; the other part is that I'm just getting too old for my part time job, which is pretty physical, and my body is rebelling. So between insane people plus various aches and pains... I'm not quite as sparkly as I could be.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:40 PM (tvyXw)

311 My worst days are the ones where I have to sit in the front office and answer phones and help people solve their problems.
The best days are when I can hide out in my own office and pretend to be working but actually playing on the computer.

Posted by: ALH at September 10, 2016 11:41 PM (Z56vq)

312 Anyone else having to go through Active Shooter Training ..

------

Well, here at Ft. Hammer the drill is, Remain Calm, Breathe, Relax, Aim, Squeeze... Squeeze.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2016 11:41 PM (OLNwX)

313 "Really? Can you share why? And any good alternatives? I'm thinking for longer range shooting."


Remngton has has had some quality problems. Quite a lot really. Ruger, Savage, CZ, Tikka, Howa.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:41 PM (qoxrk)

314 I live in SA too, up by Randolph. Of all the cities for this crap. Military City, USA
Posted by: A Blinkin at September 10, 2016 11:23 PM (dnWSK)

Cool, I love to go to the air shows at Randolph and Lackland.

So true. The military is involved in everything here and folks are very patriotic. Then one lackwit who runs a minor store makes a stupid ad....

Posted by: stace at September 10, 2016 11:41 PM (ozZau)

315 ROFLMAOAT sorry for the acronym foul.

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 10, 2016 11:42 PM (T/sbU)

316 298 Socially acceptable aside, the Formula yields 32 for me as well, and that is indeed about the youngest I could stand to be around, and that's pushing it. I'd really put it at 35 or a little better.

The younger ones, they might as well be from another planet.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 10, 2016 11:36 PM (DW+jj)

Yep. I want to lay a sweet "Cheers" reference on a girl & not get a "was that a TV show?" in response.

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2016 11:42 PM (7qAYi)

317 Pretty much how I feel.



Thankfully, I at least made it to Texas. Would really like to meet
some fellow Texans on the HQ. Other than that, I don't much care.



Just want a little place out in the middle of nowhere. But then again, "money."



I feel stuck.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 10, 2016 11:39 PM
---
I'm in SE Michigan. Union country.

Everyone here is liberal and proud of it.

At least you can have random encounters with like minded people. Here.. not so much.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:42 PM (tvyXw)

318 Oops I forgot to add to my nic. Proudly bitter and clingy, too.

Posted by: Disgusting and deplorable kalneva who is also a vulgarian at September 10, 2016 11:42 PM (vhW1R)

319 Um, everything?
I really don't know how to answer that.
Attitude. Confidence. Intelligence. Wit. She was funny& charming, we hit it off... what's to say?
Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:39 PM (6QtJv)

A couple of years after my divorce was final, I developed...well, honestly, it was a crush...on a woman in her early 60s. She was also witty, charming, and very intelligent. She also looked about 15 years younger than she actually was. I wasn't in any shape yet to begin another relationship, though, and she married a couple of years later.

I'm not one who will ever claim he understands the ways of the heart.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:43 PM (hudka)

320 Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 10, 2016 11:32 PM (rlfds)

Love it. I want one

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 10, 2016 11:44 PM (voOPb)

321 Yeah....never date someone who asks you why you wear a clock on your wrist.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:44 PM (qUNWi)

322 A couple of years after my divorce was final, I developed...well, honestly, it was a crush...on a woman in her early 60s. She was also witty, charming, and very intelligent. She also looked about 15 years younger than she actually was. I wasn't in any shape yet to begin another relationship, though, and she married a couple of years later.

I'm not one who will ever claim he understands the ways of the heart.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:43 PM (hudka)

The sexiest woman I know is my Serbian stewardess friend & she's going to be 65 next month. I'm seriously thinking she made a pact with the Devil or something.

Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2016 11:45 PM (7qAYi)

323
I first saw it here at the HQ sometime back, and it's the figure out the minimum age which it's socially acceptable to date. It doesn't rule out (for me anyway) dating someone closer to my age or even older.

Also, I added the phrase "in my dreams" because I know what my chances are in real life. Slim and none.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:30 PM (hudka



Pretty sure its a line in Malcolm X.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2016 11:46 PM (bMG0w)

324 The Ruger Precision Rifle. Figures heavily in my "want" list, too.


Deplorable Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim
****

That is not a bad price for what you get. I can see why you would want one.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 10, 2016 11:46 PM (hVdx9)

325 I'm not one who will ever claim he understands the ways of the heart
---

Understand the way of the heart?

I can't understand the simple motivations of people I work with on a regular basis.


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:46 PM (tvyXw)

326 My Remington's always worked like a champ. And accurate. Lat 100 yd test I did had the first 3 holes all touching each other. Woulda had all 4 but I jerked the trigger on the last shot and it was an inch away from the others.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 11:46 PM (w+Jhj)

327 Me? I bought a really lovely walking stick.

Some places you just walk outside and catch one ...
: -)

Posted by: Adriane the Biology Critic ... at September 10, 2016 11:47 PM (AoK0a)

328 303 But to be fair, most of the girls cast were legitimately hot like hot high school memories hot.

Great movie
Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable,

Right? The redhead, (shit, forget her first name) Ribisi! and the blonde chick that was digging on the skinny kid with the hair.

Fuck I love that movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Deemed Deplorable at September 10, 2016 11:37 PM (U31ch)

It came out my Freshman year of high school so when it hit VHS we would watch that movie weekly.

That movie was my high school experience. As I'm sure it was for many of y'all.

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:47 PM (ZzmAT)

329 321 Yeah....never date someone who asks you why you wear a clock on your wrist.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:44 PM (qUNWi)



A question Flava Flave does not have to worry about.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2016 11:47 PM (bMG0w)

330 See Christie Brinkley. She's 62 and looks hotter than women half her age. I've seen photos of her with her daughters and she ought to be ashamed, making them look so bad in comparison.

She's had a little work done as they say, but that's mostly genes. She's in an elite gene pool indeed.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 10, 2016 11:48 PM (DW+jj)

331 I can't understand the simple motivations of people I work with on a regular basis.


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:46 PM (tvyXw)

===

You're not the only one, my friend.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:48 PM (hudka)

332 shibumi,

I've been thinking more often myself how great it would be if I had a job that required a minimal amount of contact with anyone. But, as you say, money always screws that up.[/]

Been working as a freelance editor/writer/proofreader for 20+ years now. I'm not rich, but I earn enough to keep a roof over my head and kibble in the kittehs' bowls. I have minimal contact with other humans-- and most of that is by e-mail. Last, my daily commute is about 40 feet (the distance from bedroom to home office) rather than miles and miles of highway cluttered with traffic.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2016 11:48 PM (3C9q2)

333 321 Yeah....never date someone who asks you why you wear a clock on your wrist.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:44 PM (qUNWi)

++++

That never happens to me.

Posted by: Flavor Flav at September 10, 2016 11:49 PM (R+30W)

334 Yes...Go loves Christie Brinkley.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:49 PM (qUNWi)

335 The Ruger Precision Rifle. Figures heavily in my "want" list, too.

That is a fine looking rifle. Must be illegal in California.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2016 11:49 PM (ANVXm)

336 I'm going back through the comments to see where and why we started talking about Leelee Sobiezki and Milla Jovovich in the first place.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2016 11:49 PM (sdi6R)

337 God loves....

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:49 PM (qUNWi)

338 "She's had a little work done as they say, but that's mostly genes. She's in an elite gene pool indeed.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)"

Her and Raquel Welch.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 11:49 PM (w+Jhj)

339
283
Me thinks Hillary has tripped on a big ass Meme.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 10, 2016 11:11 PM (9/8em)



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Like my bumper sticker?



http://tinyurl.com/z8c9xk8

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 10, 2016 11:32 PM (rlfds)


"No preview available".

Posted by: cthulhu at September 10, 2016 11:51 PM (EzgxV)

340 Gun Free Zones

1950 to 2010: Not one mass public shooting where citizens could be armed.



What about Charles Whitman? I tweeted to the piece's author asking if that was a different circumstance or for some other reason didn't qualify. I was quite respectful, because I honestly wanted to know, but he ignored me.


Oh well.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 10, 2016 11:51 PM (N8hFs)

341 You're not the only one, my friend.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:48 PM



That's why I love the HQ. Like minded people, when everyone around me is either doing something somewhat psychotic, kissing someones @ss or simply staring at the phone with a blank look on their face. Although the phone thing isn't so bad, since it means I don't have to interact with them.


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:51 PM (tvyXw)

342 That movie was my high school experience. As I'm sure it was for many of y'all.

---
i was the only white student in my high school, and it was all males.

HS sucked.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2016 11:51 PM (dbgcV)

343 331 I can't understand the simple motivations of people I work with on a regular basis.


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:46 PM (tvyXw)

===

You're not the only one, my friend.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:48 PM (hudka)


Seconded. So many people seem totally incomprehensible.

Posted by: gerel at September 10, 2016 11:52 PM (RdyBc)

344 Is Kathy Ireland still hot?

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:52 PM (ZzmAT)

345 Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 10, 2016 11:44 PM (voOPb)

---

Thanks MH.

Think Disney will come after me?

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at September 10, 2016 11:52 PM (rlfds)

346 I'm getting outta here. I'm going hiking in the morning with a lady friend of mine, so I need a good night's sleep to prepare for being exhausted later.

Goodnight and God bless.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:52 PM (hudka)

347 To0morrow is 9-11, I still remember where "I was at when that happened.
just the jumpers alone pisses me off...
Posted by: Original Jake at September 10, 2016 10:56 PM

We were flying back from NJ that morn. Landed at O'Hare a few minutes after the second tower was hit. It was spooky w/ a lot of cops around, we had no idea.

Wasn't till a bit later that our folks, friends and the travel agent began to worry about us.

Back then it haunted our dreams, we were close to crossing the path of the PA 93 plane before we got to Chicago.

Never forget this attack!


Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2016 11:52 PM (o/90i)

348 Is Kathy Ireland still hot?


I would bet 100 quatloos on yes...

Off to the googles....

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:53 PM (qUNWi)

349 the lice topic. Twenty years ago, when hubby and I were first together and his kids were small, ex-wife found out the kids had contracted lice the day of the handoff for weekend visitation. Does ex-wife think to herself, well my house is already infested, no need infesting another house and bring the whole problem of delousing to a whole 'nother house? Nah. Just dropped them off with a big fu. Nice. One of the many cvunty things she has done to give nice women a bad name.
Posted by: Kalneva at September 10, 2016 11:36 PM (vhW1R)

Well our son decided to run and hide from my wife at the supermarket, so someone got spanked. Some woman saw how our son was crying and chimed in her opinion that he couldn't have done something that bad. My wife told her it's none of your damn business. My wife took care of a kid that ran from his mother and got hit by a car.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 10, 2016 11:53 PM (dKiJG)

350 cooth,

https://www.makestickers.com/image.aspx?DN=160910212301&cid=s2bthqosier4vt4txz2mh1u1

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at September 10, 2016 11:54 PM (rlfds)

351 yep...she's had some work but she's still hot.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:54 PM (qUNWi)

352 My brother was on the same # flight the day before as one of the one's that hit the towers.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 11:55 PM (w+Jhj)

353 You can type http://preview.tinyurl.com/x to get your preview IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2016 11:55 PM (VdICR)

354 Grandma always said, "Life is like a basket of deplorables. You never know what you're gonna get."

Posted by: Forrest Gump at September 10, 2016 11:56 PM (H9MG5)

355 That never happens to me.
Posted by: Flavor Flav
---------------
That's one of my faveorite things about this place - everyone has the same joke cued up & ready to fire.
Keep on keepin' on, horde.

Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 11:56 PM (FCGjy)

356 " My Remington's always worked like a champ. And accurate. "

Older Rem's will. You get newer, past 2k, I shy away. Now I hear that newer models are better but I they're better better.



Fine, take that and a picnic to town.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 10, 2016 11:56 PM (qoxrk)

357 344 Is Kathy Ireland still hot?

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:52 PM (ZzmAT)

++++

She's not bad for someone who's 53 years old and worth 420 million dollars.

Posted by: Flavor Flav at September 10, 2016 11:57 PM (R+30W)

358 She's not bad for someone who's 53 years old and worth 420 million dollars.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:57 PM (qUNWi)

359 /sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 11:57 PM (R+30W)

360
My wife took care of a kid that ran from his mother and got hit by a car.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 10, 2016 11:53 PM (dKiJG)
-------------------

What kid was that?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 10, 2016 11:57 PM (5o5ek)

361 "Older Rem's will. You get newer, past 2k, I shy away. Now I hear that newer models are better but I they're better better.



Fine, take that and a picnic to town.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill"

I wouldn't mind having a Savage Model 10 either.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 10, 2016 11:58 PM (w+Jhj)

362 I'm getting outta here. I'm going hiking in the morning with a lady friend of mine, so I need a good night's sleep to prepare for being exhausted later.
Goodnight and God bless.
Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2016 11:52 PM

Best of luck,
The Deplorable Farmer

Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2016 11:58 PM (o/90i)

363 Soon, eleven. Soon.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 10, 2016 11:59 PM (FCGjy)

364 357 344 Is Kathy Ireland still hot?

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:52 PM (ZzmAT)

++++

She's not bad for someone who's 53 years old and worth 420 million dollars.

Posted by: Flavor Flav at September 10, 2016 11:57 PM (R+30W

I saw pictures and she is still hot as 1000 suns.

420 million? Seriously?

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 10, 2016 11:59 PM (ZzmAT)

365 350
cooth,



https://www.makestickers.com/image.aspx?DN=160910212301cid=s2bthqosier4vt4txz2mh1u1

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at September 10, 2016 11:54 PM (rlfds)


No workee. Security. Now that I'm back from the damned cruise and the house is painted, I can get back to building LookingGlass 1 + 2 so I will have a way around a bunch of security issues.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 11, 2016 12:00 AM (EzgxV)

366 358 She's not bad for someone who's 53 years old and worth 420 million dollars.[/e]

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:57 PM (qUNWi)

++++

Depends on which picture you are looking at.
http://tinyurl.com/hy6jbwl

Still not horrible, but she isn't a 26 year old hottie model anymore.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 12:01 AM (R+30W)

367 Kathy Ireland. She's 53 now, and looked damn good in 2012. She's schmoozing a bit with Warren Buffett and Bill Gates.

Don't worry about looks. She's worth $420M, now.

She's been married since '88, to an M.D. She's a Christian and is pro-life, the internet says.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2016 12:01 AM (DW+jj)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 12:01 AM (R+30W)

369 353
You can type http://preview.tinyurl.com/x to get your preview IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2016 11:55 PM (VdICR)


If you opt to take a tinyurl cookie, all tinyurl's open in preview.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 11, 2016 12:02 AM (EzgxV)

370 G'night, captain.
Enjoy yourself. And your ladyfriend.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 11, 2016 12:02 AM (FCGjy)

371 358 She's not bad for someone who's 53 years old and worth 420 million dollars.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:57 PM (qUNWi)

++++

Depends on which picture you are looking at.
http://tinyurl.com/hy6jbwl

Still not horrible, but she isn't a 26 year old hottie model anymore.

*2nd time's the charm*

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 12:02 AM (R+30W)

372 360
My wife took care of a kid that ran from his mother and got hit by a car.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 10, 2016 11:53 PM (dKiJG)
-------------------

What kid was that?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 10, 2016 11:57 PM (5o5ek)

Sorry she is a nurse and her job was to take care of a boy (not ours) that was how do you say it gorked because he was hit by a car and left severely brain damaged. So she holds onto our son very tightly when in the parking lot.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 11, 2016 12:03 AM (dKiJG)

373 http://preview.tinyurl.com/z8c9xk8

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at September 11, 2016 12:03 AM (rlfds)

374 Damn! Kathy Ireland is worth 420 million. Has a 2 billion dollar retail empire.

Nice Christian lady with 3 children and husband since 1988.

She is ette material.

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 12:03 AM (ZzmAT)

375 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 12:01 AM (R+30W)
----------------------
Now y'all are just playing with me...

Posted by: The Barrel at September 11, 2016 12:04 AM (FCGjy)

376 That is a fine looking rifle. Must be illegal in California.
---
bolt action, so "not yet"...

give them time.

waiting for them to have kittens over our Barrett M-99 in 416 and the Steyr in 460...


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2016 12:05 AM (dbgcV)

377 Now I'm looking up "The Body", Elle MacPherson, another one of the hotties of my youth.

I wonder how much spooge she and others from her elite class caused to erupt from teenaged boys the world over..... The volume must be staggering.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2016 12:05 AM (DW+jj)

378 Apropos of nothing, I wouldn't mind a threesome with Leelee Sobieski and Milla Jovovich.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 12:05 AM (sdi6R)

379 371 358 She's not bad for someone who's 53 years old and worth 420 million dollars.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2016 11:57 PM (qUNWi)

++++

Depends on which picture you are looking at.
http://tinyurl.com/hy6jbwl

Still not horrible, but she isn't a 26 year old hottie model anymore.

*2nd time's the charm*

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 12:02 AM (R+30W)

She looks pregnant and that picture looks old.

She still looks hot to me.

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 12:07 AM (ZzmAT)

380 My wife is 10 years older than me, and I have no problems.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 11, 2016 12:09 AM (dKiJG)

381 >>>Think Disney will come after me?

With the pussies from ESPN

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 11, 2016 12:10 AM (voOPb)

382 Kathy I has done well for herself.
Just saw her hawking a new treadmill that inclines.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 11, 2016 12:10 AM (hVdx9)

383 376 That is a fine looking rifle. Must be illegal in California.
---
bolt action, so "not yet"...

give them time.

waiting for them to have kittens over our Barrett M-99 in 416 and the Steyr in 460...


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2016 12:05 AM (dbgcV)

++++

Unfortunately, even some bolt actions are illegal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.50_Caliber
_BMG_Regulation_Act_of_2004

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 12:10 AM (R+30W)

384 378 Apropos of nothing, I wouldn't mind a threesome with Leelee Sobieski and Milla Jovovich.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 12:05 AM (sdi6R

I would alllow Milla to have my children. Many many times when she is ready.

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 12:11 AM (ZzmAT)

385 What about Charles Whitman? I tweeted to the piece's author asking if that was a different circumstance or for some other reason didn't qualify. I was quite respectful, because I honestly wanted to know, but he ignored me.


Oh well.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 10, 2016 11:51 PM (N8hFs)


Did they allow actual carry on the campus at that time? I know some students went to their cars, got rifles, and pinned the bastard down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 12:11 AM (oqkO3)

386 Posted by: Chi at September 10, 2016 10:43 PM (6QtJv)

No Chi, I haven't moved.

Posted by: CDR M at September 11, 2016 12:11 AM (Pf2mI)

387 What's up fuckers? Are drunk and shouty or drunk and funny?

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at September 11, 2016 12:12 AM (fsB6T)

388 I wonder how much spooge she and others from her elite class caused to erupt from teenaged boys the world over...

Let alone all the 29-year olds.

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 12:12 AM (ANVXm)

389
Damn! Kathy Ireland is worth 420 million. Has a 2 billion dollar retail empire.

She has "shows" on Fox Business Channel.
She's come a long way from "Alien from L.A."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:13 AM (IqV8l)

390 What's up fuckers?
--------

Just the usual deplorable behavior.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 12:13 AM (w/iDp)

391 378 Apropos of nothing, I wouldn't mind a threesome with Leelee Sobieski and Milla Jovovich.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 12:05 AM (sdi6R)



How about Leelee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer instead?

http://tinyurl.com/huh9ylc

Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2016 12:13 AM (bMG0w)

392 That Ruger Precision Rifle mirrors a "mental design" I've mulled about for some time, but Ruger actually went and did it.

A bolt action rifle, but with the bolt locking up into a barrel extension, a-la the AR-15 system.

The receiver provides raceways for the bolt carrier body, and mounting points for the trigger group and magazine well.

It is modular, along AR lines, and uses AR stocks, pistol grips and free-floating forends. Also, AR armorer's wrench works for changing barrels.

Here's the spec page.

http://tinyurl.com/j8gv4ja

I've not yet heard of a single example of one, that won't shoot one hole, 5 shot groups, barely larger than the bullet diameter.

The Savage tactical rifles are nearly this good, but rely on the conventional receiver which is milled to accept the bolt's locking lugs. And the receiver is a stressed part of the system, too.

The barrel extension lock-up system is just that bit better in this application, with an un-stressed receiver and straight-line recoil characteristics.

I'd not turn down a Savage Tactical, nor one from Howa or CZ, either.

But when I spend the bucks, it's gonna be the Ruger.


Deplorable Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at September 11, 2016 12:14 AM (v5iqM)

393 How about Leelee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer instead?

http://tinyurl.com/huh9ylc



Posted by: buzzion
****

Is that real?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 11, 2016 12:15 AM (hVdx9)

394 No Chi, I haven't moved.
Posted by: CDR
---------------
Cool. Not a big deal.
NGU said he thought you did. He's in town for a day or so if y'all want to grab a drink...

Posted by: The Barrel at September 11, 2016 12:15 AM (FCGjy)

395 Milla could be a Cray Cray. Been married 3 times. Just a red flag for the crazy train.

I bet she is super high maintenance. She probably should smoke weed.

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 12:15 AM (ZzmAT)

396 She looks pregnant and that picture looks old.

She still looks hot to me.

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 12:07 AM (ZzmAT)

++++

Her son, who took the picture, teased her that she looked pregnant. Story is from 2009. She has reportedly slimmed down since then.

http://www.onlineweeklyhealthnews.com/
kathy-ireland-news-in-womans-health-news/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 12:16 AM (R+30W)

397 393 How about Leelee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer instead?

http://tinyurl.com/huh9ylc



Posted by: buzzion
****

Is that real?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 11, 2016 12:15 AM (hVdx9)


Promotional picture from a movie "Walk All Over Me."

Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2016 12:17 AM (bMG0w)

398 Posted by: Jim at September 11, 2016 12:14 AM (v5iqM)

What model # would you be looking at for the Ruger Precision Rifle?

Posted by: CDR M at September 11, 2016 12:17 AM (Pf2mI)

399 Once you wear the barrel, it really sticks to you!

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 12:18 AM (FCGjy)

400 388 Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 12:12 AM (ANVXm)

Some pron queen who stripped on webcamming World of Warcraft once quipped "and so long to all the babies who could have been made in the last 60 seconds...."

forget which one

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 12:18 AM (SzZnW)

401 Posted by: The Barrel at September 11, 2016 12:15 AM (FCGjy)

Oh I took another set of orders but I didn't have to PCS. Can't do anything on Sunday. The fam already has dibs!

Posted by: CDR M at September 11, 2016 12:18 AM (Pf2mI)

402 391
How about Leelee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer instead?

http://tinyurl.com/huh9ylc

Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2016 12:13 AM (bMG0w)


That'll do. Boy howdy, that'll do.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 12:19 AM (sdi6R)

403 Not sure what college band (Texas Tech or Arizona St) played it, but they just played YYZ by RUSH. It wasn't bad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 12:20 AM (nQNVp)

404 Is Sobieski the vodka woman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:20 AM (IqV8l)

405 That $420M I think would override the waist-hip ratio constraint. Override a hell of a lot of other constraints as well.

Speaking of teenaged spooged spewing, and middle aged as well, I remember the trouble with Kathy, at least for me, was she was too sweet looking, too nice.

I mean, in my dirtly little perverted mind, she was just too sweet to imagine talking dirty with and all that. You know, show me what a dirty, dirty little slut you are.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2016 12:20 AM (DW+jj)

406 What model # would you be looking at for the Ruger Precision Rifle?

Posted by: CDR M at September 11, 2016 12:17 AM (Pf2mI)



Model 18008. 6.5 Creedmore.

I have been a total fan of 6.5 projectiles, ever since I first shot a 6.5x55 Swedish Mauser for my first Texas deer hunt, back in 1984.

Absolutely solid external and terminal ballistics. Low recoil. Tremendous retained energy at long range.

The Creedmore packs all of that down into a short action receiver, withal.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 11, 2016 12:22 AM (v5iqM)

407 Her son, who took the picture, teased her that she looked pregnant. Story is from 2009. She has reportedly slimmed down since then.

http://www.onlineweeklyhealthnews.com/
kathy-ireland-news-in-womans-health-news/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 12:16 AM (R+30W)

Heh.
Sounds like Dad passed word down to the son to nudge the beautiful Miss Kathy back to the gym.

If not that kid has some brass balls to be telling His 400 million dollar ex famous model mother that she looks pregnant.

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 12:22 AM (ZzmAT)

408 330 See Christie Brinkley. She's 62 and looks hotter than women half her age. I've seen photos of her with her daughters and she ought to be ashamed, making them look so bad in comparison.

She's had a little work done as they say, but that's mostly genes. She's in an elite gene pool indeed.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 10, 2016 11:48 PM (DW+jj)


I wouldn't mind going skinny dippin in that pool.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 12:22 AM (1JnAL)

409
Sorry she is a nurse
--------------------

Oh, thanks. It seemed like it was your kid that got hit.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at September 11, 2016 12:23 AM (5o5ek)

410 YYZ is the airport code for Pearson International Airport in Toronto. A dreary place to arrive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 12:23 AM (oqkO3)

411
Not sure what college band (Texas Tech or Arizona St) played it, but they just played YYZ by RUSH.

Dah di dah dah
Dad di dah dah
Dah dah di dit

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:23 AM (IqV8l)

412 406 Posted by: Jim at September 11, 2016 12:22 AM (v5iqM)

The Ruger is popular here in Butte....

not a single complaint at Three Bears

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 12:23 AM (SzZnW)

413 Howdy, basket of deplorables!

Chi, I told you about the sunflower seed butter.

Except

(a) I was talking about buying the right (fresh, not rancid) seeds, shelled, not the butter itself because Milady makes ours - and

(b) although I said the better kind were from Wal-Mart, Milady later corrected me that WallyMall no longer carries our brand in favor of their inferiour own brand, land we get our seeds from the local grocery - formerly a Jewel, formerly an Albertson's, now the "Food Pyramid" - which we for convenience call the Food Cube, but they're available elsewhere.

The brand we get is "Good Sense," and I have no stock in that company and am not being reimbursed for the mention. (Hint hint to Good Sense company).

As Farmer (I think) mentioned, there are commercial brands of sunbutter. We prefer our home-made because we choose what oil to add, and salt to taste. And cost.

Have I compounded the confusion with all that tl;dr? If only I'd been on the food thread with all this. But, heck, I even missed the Pet Thread (again).

So, now to go read the ONT post, and then back to the bottom of the comments if I don't pass out first. It's been a wearying day.

Extra commas to be inserted in the above as needed: ,,,,,,

Posted by: mindful webworker - nutty guy at September 11, 2016 12:24 AM (0PD0H)

414 410 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 12:23 AM (oqkO3)

I sent many a ton of air freight to YYZ back in the day comrade.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 12:24 AM (SzZnW)

415 378 Apropos of nothing, I wouldn't mind a threesome with Leelee Sobieski and Milla Jovovich.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 12:05 AM (sdi6R)


Dude, I'm not gonna let you watch.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 12:24 AM (1JnAL)

416 That Ruger Precision Rifle mirrors a "mental design" I've mulled about for some time, but Ruger actually went and did it.

A bolt action rifle, but with the bolt locking up into a barrel extension, a-la the AR-15 system.

The receiver provides raceways for the bolt carrier body, and mounting points for the trigger group and magazine well.

It is modular, along AR lines, and uses AR stocks, pistol grips and free-floating forends. Also, AR armorer's wrench works for changing barrels.

Here's the spec page.

http://tinyurl.com/j8gv4ja

I've not yet heard of a single example of one, that won't shoot one hole, 5 shot groups, barely larger than the bullet diameter.

The Savage tactical rifles are nearly this good, but rely on the conventional receiver which is milled to accept the bolt's locking lugs. And the receiver is a stressed part of the system, too.

The barrel extension lock-up system is just that bit better in this application, with an un-stressed receiver and straight-line recoil characteristics.

I'd not turn down a Savage Tactical, nor one from Howa or CZ, either.

But when I spend the bucks, it's gonna be the Ruger.


Deplorable Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim
****

A guy named David Tubb was making rifles something like that, but they cost much more.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jfvmrvq

A few guys had them at the high power matches. I would say the Ruger would be a better buy.
Oh, and curse you for showing me yet another rifle worth lusting over.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 11, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)

417 of course AOP according to our resident NFL economics type....

my "unique skill set" meant Emery should have paid me millions to do my job....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 12:25 AM (SzZnW)

418 NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 11, 2016 12:26 AM (e8kgV)

419 Oh my Lord. Tricia Helfer as a raven hair, leather clad dominatrix and that other chick as her assistant.

I'll be in my bunk, as the saying goes. BRB.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2016 12:26 AM (DW+jj)

420 From the post: "for those times you think of splurging and skipping the val-u-rite brand."

What th...? Sounds like heresy to me!

Posted by: mindful webworker - rotgut for teh win at September 11, 2016 12:26 AM (0PD0H)

421 Isn't YYZ stamped on every zipper in the world?
Like, the (almost) only manufacturer of Zippers since Zippers were invented?

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 12:26 AM (FCGjy)

422 Mrs Sobieski after Vienna 1683? Best dick anyone had in Europe that year

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2016 12:28 AM (6FqZa)

423 Isn't YYZ stamped on every zipper in the world?
Like, the (almost) only manufacturer of Zippers since Zippers were invented?

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 12:26 AM (FCGjy)


I thought that was YKK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 12:28 AM (oqkO3)

424 G'Nite all, work beckons tomorrow.

Chi, hope you caught that we're very glad Tucker survived his dumbazz race across the street.

Been there, not much fun.

Posted by: Farmer at September 11, 2016 12:28 AM (o/90i)

425 Well, reading the post didn't take that long. A tasty but not overstuffing serving. Thanks, CDR M.

Posted by: mindful webworker - digesting mellowly at September 11, 2016 12:29 AM (0PD0H)

426 No one expects the altwright unsupportables!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:29 AM (IqV8l)

427 Isn't YYZ stamped on every zipper in the world?
Like, the (almost) only manufacturer of Zippers since Zippers were invented?
Posted by: Chi
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The original was stamped 'Zipp'. German. I have one here on the coffee table in front of me..., well I mean it's on the case of a light meter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 12:33 AM (OLNwX)

428 Just how light is that meter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:33 AM (IqV8l)

429 Shit! I'm craving to watch Dazed and Confused but I know the memories flooding back will keep me up all night.

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 12:34 AM (ZzmAT)

430 Just how light is that meter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
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Depends on how fast you are traveling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 12:34 AM (OLNwX)

431 No one expects the altwright unsupportables!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:29 AM (IqV8l)


How about a Bonanza parody, a western about the Altright Ranch, with Donald Trump as Pa Altright, and Mike Pence as Adam Altright. Milo could be Little Joe. Who would Hoss Altright?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 12:35 AM (oqkO3)

432 373
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z8c9xk8

Posted by: SMFH at my irredeemable self... at September 11, 2016 12:03 AM (rlfds)


Just ain't happenin' for me. I'll survive.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 11, 2016 12:35 AM (EzgxV)

433 T,
Yes I did. Thank you very much. Sincerely, brither.
I figure that he doesn't remember anything, so he's back to a normal "run free" environment.

AOP, I think you're right. If I wasn't old & decrepit, I would look at a nearby zipper. But I don't think I could actually see the letters...

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 12:35 AM (FCGjy)

434 I have been eyeing that RPR in 6.5. Its hard not just go buy one!

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2016 12:35 AM (dULJN)

435 Well, usher duty later this morning, so I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 12:35 AM (OLNwX)

436
Depends on how fast you are traveling.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Sounds like a Moody Blues song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:37 AM (IqV8l)

437 Night, Hammer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 12:37 AM (oqkO3)

438 YKK = Yoshida Kogyo Kabushiki.

It's Japanese and the world's largest zipper manufacturer. They are Big Fly.

It first came to the US in 1960, and has pretty much taken over the zipper business. In '66, they came out with the "YZip", which became the standard zipper for blue jeans.

The EU recently fined them 150M euro for pricing fixing worldwide. Whether they ended up actually paying that much, I don't know. They appealed and all that shit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2016 12:37 AM (DW+jj)

439 I have been eyeing that RPR in 6.5. Its hard not just go buy one!

Posted by: The Jackhole
****
That's crazy talk.
.
.
.
.
They are all sold out here.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 11, 2016 12:37 AM (hVdx9)

440 The original was stamped 'Zipp'. German.

Called 'Reissverschluesse'. No wonder zipper caught on.

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2016 12:38 AM (ANVXm)

441 A lightmeter is about 3.3 nanoseconds.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2016 12:38 AM (DW+jj)

442 The EU recently fined them 150M euro for pricing fixing worldwide. Whether they ended up actually paying that much, I don't know. They appealed and all that shit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 11, 2016 12:37 AM (DW+jj)


YKK should tell the EU to piss up a rope. Just refuse to sell zippers to EU anymore. Muzzies don't wear pants, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 12:39 AM (oqkO3)

443 Little Joe is no Milo. That man fucked every woman in Virginia City, then went to every town with a hundred miles to do the same.

*my favorite episode of Johnny Carson is Michael Lando telling his Hop Sing joke.

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 12:40 AM (FCGjy)

444 Who would Hoss Altright?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------

Don't know, but Brian Dennehy, would be a shoo-in for the role of the ranch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 12:40 AM (OLNwX)

445 Fight YKK and Big Fly. Get a Velcro Fly.

You need just enough of that sticky stuff to hold the seams on your fine blue jeans. I say yeah, yeah. I say yeah, yeah. Ain't never a catch, all you gotta do is snatch through the velcro fly.

Posted by: ZZ Top at September 11, 2016 12:40 AM (DW+jj)

446 Before the YKK takeover, every zipper said "Talon."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 11, 2016 12:41 AM (tIja6)

447 A lightmeter is about 3.3 nanoseconds.
Posted by: publius
-----------

If you're not in a black hole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 12:41 AM (OLNwX)

448 It would be nice to see a version of that Ruger Precision Rifle with wood furniture, made to look as "retro" as possible, without compromising its accuracy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 12:41 AM (oqkO3)

449 Oh, yeah, Chi, about Tucker. Our dog Gimli was in town one day and bolted across the five-lane highway, nearly getting hit by a motorcycle. Milady was out with him and was properly terrified.

We think he got the idea, though, because even when he's been outside off the leash he has never ventured into the road again.

AND

#421: Isn't YYZ stamped on every zipper in the world?

Why Zippers Have YKK on Them
and What Completely Different Colour Carrots Were Before the 1700s
Today I Found Out
https://youtu.be/0tJh0VrKPVc

The Moron Horde is encyclopedic in its knowledge. Y'all know all the important stuff... I know (some of) the rest.

Posted by: mindful webworker - digesting mellowly at September 11, 2016 12:41 AM (0PD0H)

450
Who would Hoss Altright?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I'm not sure but I'll bet he wouldn't wear a political hat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:42 AM (IqV8l)

451 I'm not sure but I'll bet he wouldn't wear a political hat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:42 AM (IqV8l)


Heh. And probably could grill a steak, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 12:44 AM (oqkO3)

452 A lightmeter is about 3.3 nanoseconds.
Posted by: publius
-----------

If you're not in a black hole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
*****

What's Sandra Fluke got to do with this?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 11, 2016 12:45 AM (hVdx9)

453 If you're not in a black hole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2016 12:41 AM (OLNwX)


You don't need a light meter. Ain't no light in here, no way.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at September 11, 2016 12:46 AM (oqkO3)

454 If you're not in a black hole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer



It's hopeless, Solo.



Deplorable Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 11, 2016 12:47 AM (v5iqM)

455 Fight YKK and Big Fly. Get a Velcro Fly.

Button fly pants
Button fly pants
Watch 'em as I wiggle
Takin' the chance
Little later on
We'll be seeing romance
Me & my button fly pants

Button fly pants
Button fly pants
Buttons fly open when I dance...

from my album "Songs best forgotten which I will never, ever admit to writing, much less record."

Posted by: mindful webworker - digesting mellowly at September 11, 2016 12:47 AM (0PD0H)

456 from my album "Songs best forgotten which I will never, ever admit to writing, much less record."

Posted by: mindful webworker - digesting mellowly at September 11, 2016 12:47 AM (0PD0H)


Brings to mind that Rolling Stones LP, was it Sticky Fingers? That had an actual zipper in the cover.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 12:50 AM (oqkO3)

457 So, you can see that a lightnanosecond is about a foot (0.98'). That's about Hope Solo's gape width.

Posted by: ZZ Top at September 11, 2016 12:50 AM (DW+jj)

458 Evenin', Mindful. Get a chance to read whut I dun sentcha? No hurry, just wondering.


Deplorable Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 11, 2016 12:50 AM (v5iqM)

459 The Moron Horde is encyclopedic in its knowledge. Y'all know all the important stuff... I know (some of) the rest.
Posted by: mindful webworker
------------------------
This is my absolute favorite thing about the HQ.

A person could learn more here in a month than in 4 years of college.
From Studebaker radiator repairs, to quantum physics, to rocket propulsion, to dryer switch replacement, to dog allergies, to what the electoral college is & how it works...

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 12:51 AM (FCGjy)

460 Karmic Infraction

Because there is no greater reaping of good karma that judging people, not on the content of their character, but by the color of their skin... and then making them pay!!1!

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12461

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 11, 2016 12:51 AM (vBeA5)

461 By the way...

Ted Cruz Leads the Charge to Stop Obama's Internet Giveaway

http://moonbattery.com/?p=76042

I wish he had a chance.

I was going to write my congressman about this, but since he's a buddy of Cruz, I guess he'll be on the Right side of this... as if it mattered. I'll write him anyway. And my two useless Senators. (siiiigh)

Posted by: mindful webworker - save the internet - collect valuable prizes at September 11, 2016 12:52 AM (0PD0H)

462
Brings to mind that Rolling Stones LP, was it Sticky Fingers? That had an actual zipper in the cover.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Original Stones Satanic Majesties LPs had a plastic 3D thing over the photo on the front.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:52 AM (IqV8l)

463
Brings to mind that Rolling Stones LP, was it Sticky Fingers? That had an actual zipper in the cover.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------

I actually have that LP back in the "study" (3rd bedroom). With the zipper.
I wonder if it's worth anything?

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 12:54 AM (FCGjy)

464 Life's a beach. Then the tide goes out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 12:55 AM (IqV8l)

465 Get a chance to read whut I dun sentcha?

Jim, sorry, no. Thought about it several times today, while dealing with a day that was psychically akin to tornadoes and earthquakes. Tomorrow I should have a free moment or two. I have now pulled it up in a tab, so there's that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - slow but (oh) sure at September 11, 2016 12:56 AM (0PD0H)

466 Bertram Cabot Jr.: Life's a beach. Then the tide goes out.

Then the tide goes 'way 'way out and you realize it's just before the tsunami comes in. RUN FOR HIGH GROUND!

Posted by: mindful webworker - splish splash at September 11, 2016 12:57 AM (0PD0H)

467 I know serious shit doesn't generally get said on the ONT, but I just got here, and just finished reading Dave's take on the mattress commercial.

If I hadn't read much of his stuff, I would find his take offensive, but because I think I know where he's coming from, I guess I understand it.

However. I think he's being way too kind. There was malice involved in the production of that thing. Not just willful ignorance. Malice.

Has anyone done a background check on these people? I'd like to know their origins. If that sounds way to raycissy for anyone, fine. I don't care. I think they're at least swarthy enough looking that I'd like to know if there's Arab heritage involved.

Regardless. The pig who is the center of that piece is a nasty human being. A vile, disgusting, mean and base creature. If I'm wrong, prove it.

No, I'm not looking to talk about it. I'm gone now, for the night. Y'all can go back to whatever it is you were talking about.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 12:58 AM (Pz4pT)

468 I actually have that LP back in the "study" (3rd bedroom). With the zipper.

I wonder if it's worth anything?




Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 12:54 AM


Not particularly much. There was a large run of them initially and I think a reissue at some stage, in the 70's or 80's??? Anyway, the copies that are "special"... certain pressings, mint etc, get some extra $$$, but the regular ones are surprisingly not much more than standard cover versions.

Posted by: otho at September 11, 2016 01:01 AM (lmIoG)

469 Somebody tell that boring, stupid mindless webwanker guy to shut up and go to bed already. Man, am I tired of his incessant insipid comment surfeit. It's like commenting Tourette's. And those dumb videos of his stink, too. Some people should just not be allowed on the Internets. I'm sure the new owners of the Internet will take care of problems like that. Thank you, Preznit Obaughma.

Posted by: mirror universe mindful webworker's identity crisis at September 11, 2016 01:02 AM (0PD0H)

470
Then the tide goes 'way 'way out and you realize it's just before the tsunami comes in. RUN FOR HIGH GROUND!
Posted by: mindful webworker - splish splash


I remember that from a few years ago over in wherever it was and a little kid said hey lets get the hell out of here just before the ocean came back and kicked ass!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 01:02 AM (IqV8l)

471 Speaking of climate hysterics, this week the indispensable Watt's Up With That has a great article, a little technical and it took a great deal for me to even begin to wrap my head around the major concepts, let alone the detailed formula, but the gist is that due to the Conservation of Energy theory its impossible for the CO2 feedback loops the glowball warmage kooks warn are right around the corner to ever occur.

https://wattsupwiththat.com/2016/09/07/how-climate-feedback-is-fubar/

Posted by: docweasel at September 11, 2016 01:05 AM (6aY/x)

472 467 Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 12:58 AM (Pz4pT)

"no harm no foul" kind of goes by the wayside when she did the "Oh my God" bit....

Look I am a sarcastic person, and I am known to laugh or joke IRL about horrible things when I am steeling myself.....

"Oh my God" was people looking at 3300 or so people fixing to die.

so Fat Senora there thinks it is a cheap punchline....

I know I give New Englanders and New Yorkers a lot of crap here at times....

I watched the commercial and I thought of Kevin Cosgrove literally dying by having a building dropped on him.

https://youtu.be/ppAeMWFCqC8

Kevin Cosgrove's Last Words - ~5:15 long.....

Kevin said "Oh God" too....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:05 AM (SzZnW)

473
No, I'm not looking to talk about it. I'm gone now, for the night. Y'all can go back to whatever it is you were talking about.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2016 12:58 AM (Pz4pT)


I am basically in agreement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 01:06 AM (oqkO3)

474 My original pressing of Satanic Majesties with the 3d cover, on the other hand, has a bigger margin. Also the french Beggar's Banquet with an extremely high Brian Jones by himself on the cover, gets a bump over the regular version. People don't seem fussed about the zipper Sticky Fingers, despite the relatively small numbers, compared to the regular version.

Posted by: otho at September 11, 2016 01:06 AM (lmIoG)

475 Thanks, Otho.
Are you an expert on vinyl? Like pricing/value?
Mr. Crowley picture LP probably isn't worth more than a Big Mac, huh?
I bet I have over 500 albums back there. I bet worth $2 a pop at a yardsale.
I really need to get some cash rounded up from all this junk around here...

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:07 AM (FCGjy)

476 st

Not just willful ignorance. Malice.

I dunno, Burt. Occam's suggests that without further evidence we ought not attribute to conscious malice what can be explained by rank ignorance, stupidity, and crass tastelessness. Because there's always those qualities in abundance.

It's hard to believe nobody involved spoke up to say, should we be doing this?

It reminded me of the commercial that the electronics store owners/crooks produced in the movie A Bug and a Bag of Weed. Crass, shallow, and especially cheap.

I'm glad to know the store got shut down before they could have their misbegotten sale, though! F' 'em.

Posted by: mindful webworker never forgets at September 11, 2016 01:07 AM (0PD0H)

477 Bertram Cabot Jr.: I remember that from a few years ago over in wherever it was and a little kid said hey lets get the hell out of here just before the ocean came back and kicked ass!

Yeah, a Dutch family IIRC vacationing in Thailand, and the parents, stupidly wandering out onto the expanded beach, didn't know what the little girl was saying with "Tsunami!" Finally she said, "TIDAL WAVE!" and got their attention. And saved their lives.

Posted by: mindful webworker - standing outside to watch the tornadoes at September 11, 2016 01:10 AM (0PD0H)

478 469 Somebody tell that boring, stupid mindless webwanker guy to shut up and go to bed already
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As long as he keeps the link in his nic fresh, we're cool.

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:10 AM (FCGjy)

479 476: Yea, more mind blowing stupidity than malice.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 01:11 AM (nQNVp)

480 Thanks, Otho.

Are you an expert on vinyl? Like pricing/value?

Mr. Crowley picture LP probably isn't worth more than a Big Mac, huh?

I bet I have over 500 albums back there. I bet worth $2 a pop at a yardsale.

I really need to get some cash rounded up from all this junk around here...





Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:07 AM



Nah, not an expert, Chi. Just a collector with some gems gathered over the decades. 500 LP's? I have some advice on that score...


Don't. Ever. Sell.

Not for that return. It's not worth it for $2 a pop. Be patient and let time do it's work.

Posted by: otho at September 11, 2016 01:12 AM (lmIoG)

481
omebody tell that boring, stupid mindless webwanker guy to shut up and go to bed already
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Your're a big blue meanie!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 01:12 AM (IqV8l)

482
islam has been killing innocents for 15 years and yet here we are
Posted by: Original Jake at September 10, 2016 10:49 PM (23AB1)


Closer to 1500 years, but yeah.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 11, 2016 01:13 AM (brIR5)

483 476 Posted by: mindful webworker never forgets at September 11, 2016 01:07 AM (0PD0H)

Come on now Mindful....

they are just taking a knee *they* decided to shut down for a bit....

in all likelihood just tomorrow....hey they can watch the NFL Players who decide to do "whatever" instead of selling their brick-a-brack...

I strive not to credit malice with stupidity's proper harvest but the "Oh God" bit....

yeah that was mockery those were people responding to people fixing to die and a lot of first responders and civilians steeling themselves to meet God and being recorded.

Here's a montage of FDNY's finest saying "Oh God" I don't think they got her joke.

RIP to our fallen, time was we were in the avenging business not the supplicating business.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:14 AM (SzZnW)

484 Okay, I'm taking the advice of that guy who said I should go to bed. You may return to your regularly scheduled repartee.

Good night, Gracies! And remember: A display of specialized skill does not signify possession of spiritual capacity. Cleverness is not a substitute for true character.

Posted by: mindful webworker - kicks self out of thread at September 11, 2016 01:14 AM (0PD0H)

485 https://youtu.be/VLwrQcO9w80

FDNY Firefighter's last words

"Oh God" features...a LOT

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:14 AM (SzZnW)

486 Here's a thought. If you take a knee, lock arms, whatever for the Oppressed or in Solidarity that's ok. But, you have to show some belief in your cause. Not enough to make symbolic gesture. So, the player's management will deduct XXXX amount of dollars and donate it the player's designated cause.

And since high schoolers now think this is a good idea also, similar donations for their "cause" should also apply.

Posted by: gracepc at September 11, 2016 01:15 AM (OU4q6)

487 Ya know, there's stupid, then there's really stupid. No one thought that commercial through. Everyone involved thought it was really a funny way to sell mattresses. Was it stupid on an epic scale? Of course it was. But not a single soul realized it until it was too late. Now, as I understand it, they have closed their business indefinitely. They will probably open in a new location and under a different name, but the brand they had is forever hosed. Stupid people gotta stupid.
Like the Duke said, Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. Or something like that.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 01:15 AM (9iR5/)

488 Otho,
50 year old lifelong bachelor. Same house since I was 19. Let's just say that there is a bit of an accumulation of shit at Chez Chi...
I haven't counted, but I have 4 "peaches" crates of albums, plus a few more boxes in the closet.

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:17 AM (FCGjy)

489 487 Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 01:15 AM (9iR5/)

Maybe, I'd like to make them famous and know their story.

I'd like to know what flock of retards though "Oh my Godddddd...." with a sneering "never forget" was a cute line....

because if I'd been in their meeting I'd have thrown a f**king chair to get their attention....

stupid, does not preclude vile and evil

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:19 AM (SzZnW)

490 G'night, Mindful.
And anyone I missed. (Kinda forgot to pick up some slack)

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:20 AM (FCGjy)

491 Meanwhile, I was watching True Grit (2010) earlier. It really is a very good movie. Its hard to admit that because I loathe MATT DAMON but he was good in his role in True Grit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 01:20 AM (nQNVp)

492 Brandon Marshall, the Bronco who kneeled during the National Anthem Thursday night, has already had a sponsor drop him. The sponsor was the Air Force Academy Credit Union. Not a big
endorsement, to be sure, but he was still dropped in a public way.
During an after game interview he kept referring to social injustice, but then couldn't define it. Said he talked to his family and prayed about it, and would donate an undisclosed sum to military families, but still couldn't define social injustice.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 01:21 AM (9iR5/)

493 I'm in SE Michigan. Union country.

Everyone here is liberal and proud of it.

At least you can have random encounters with like minded people. Here.. not so much.


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 10, 2016 11:42 PM (tvyXw)

In case you're still around, I came here from SE Michigan. Spent 25 years there before I left. It's been a challenge, but I'm much happier being around like minded people.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 11, 2016 01:22 AM (Idu2i)

494 491 Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 01:20 AM (nQNVp)

They controlled him and he was not the focus.

Frankly although part of me thinks it hersy as I said then... TG 2010 trumps TG 1969 as faithful to the literary work and frankly in viewing pleasure b/c of the absence of Kim Darby.


Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:23 AM (SzZnW)

495 Its hard to admit that because I loathe MATT DAMON but he was good in his role in True Grit.
Posted by: Puddleglum


He shouldn't win accolades for portraying an asshole any more than a politician should for accidentally telling the truth.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 01:23 AM (V3IFq)

496
Otho,

50 year old lifelong bachelor. Same house since I was 19. Let's just
say that there is a bit of an accumulation of shit at Chez Chi...

I haven't counted, but I have 4 "peaches" crates of albums, plus a few more boxes in the closet.




Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:17 AM


Lucky. Wish I was still located like that. Constant moving since way back has left me with little. With that many LP's, you probably have some real gems that you don't even know. Sometimes the stuff you think is junk and worthless end up pulling decent $$$. So, don't chuck em out until you've done a thorough appraisal on everything... and $2 a copy is chucking them out. You'll never get that collection back.

Posted by: otho at September 11, 2016 01:24 AM (lmIoG)

497 Puddlegum,
Shouldn't be hard to admit at all. Best remake ever. Better than the original, in fact.
Yeah, I went there.

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:24 AM (FCGjy)

498 495 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 01:23 AM (V3IFq)

Eh the Coens did a good job of conveying him as the egotistical but moral Texas Ranger he was...

I enjoyed MATT DAMON in that role, Goodwill Hunting is probably the only other one.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:25 AM (SzZnW)

499 495 Its hard to admit that because I loathe MATT DAMON but he was good in his role in True Grit.
Posted by: Puddleglum

He shouldn't win accolades for portraying an asshole any more than a politician should for accidentally telling the truth.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 01:23 AM (V3IFq)



Well....

A politician telling the truth is going against their nature. So there is a difference.

Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2016 01:25 AM (bMG0w)

500 499 Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2016 01:25 AM (bMG0w)

Right it is like "The Martian" was it really acting for Matt Damon to portray an idiotic person marooned on Mars and being mooned by mission control?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:26 AM (SzZnW)

501 Never forget 9/11 and never forget the day that cunt called her countrymen and women and all Americans Irredeemable


Never forget her or the people still making excuses for her after using the language of genocide. NEVER!

Good night and sweet dreams of Milla, Kathy, Christy, and LeeLee.

Posted by: Pepe the Irredeemable, founder of the fn-right at September 11, 2016 01:28 AM (1vFHw)

502 My least favorite John Wayne movie is True Grit. And Glenn Campbell was just awful.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 11, 2016 01:28 AM (IqV8l)

503 stupid, does not preclude vile and evil

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:19 AM (SzZnW)


"sufficiently-advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice"


Sorry, don't remember the author, but it's a quote.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 01:28 AM (oqkO3)

504 Huh. How about that. In the last month, two asteroids have whizzed by Earth, undetected and inside the lunar orbit. Is SMOD far behind?

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 01:29 AM (9iR5/)

505 Well....

A politician telling the truth is going against their nature. So there is a difference.
Posted by: buzzion


That's entirely predicated upon what MATT knew and when he knew it, n'est-ce pas ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 01:29 AM (V3IFq)

506 Anybody watching Texas Tech/Arizona State?

It's 65-55 with 8 minutes left in the game.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 11, 2016 01:30 AM (Idu2i)

507 504 Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 01:29 AM (9iR5/)

I am only into tall blonde Russian men with blonde hair and blue eyes....

//SMOD aiming at Tunguska.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:31 AM (SzZnW)

508 487 Ya know, there's stupid, then there's really stupid. No one thought that commercial through. Everyone involved thought it was really a funny way to sell mattresses. Was it stupid on an epic scale? Of course it was. But not a single soul realized it until it was too late. Now, as I understand it, they have closed their business indefinitely. They will probably open in a new location and under a different name, but the brand they had is forever hosed. Stupid people gotta stupid.
Like the Duke said, Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. Or something like that.
Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 01:15 AM (9iR5/)


I'm betting that their location wasn't that great and they wanted out of their lease. Their landlord will probably let them out of their lease because of threats to their property, so they will open up a new store in a new location with a new name and the same stock.

Posted by: Deplorable Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 01:31 AM (1JnAL)

509 Let's try genocide next time, instead of nation building. Our broken souls won't be any worse off, in the long run, and we might even succeed using a simpler, universally understood formula. I do not feel particularly avenged yet, after only 15 years of bumping around in the dark, while trying to be moral and measured in our response to outrageous behavior.

Posted by: goon at September 11, 2016 01:31 AM (k6BdX)

510 Pulling the yellow n' black striped handle on this here ejection La Z Boy recliner.

Martin Baker won't give me a tie for surviving the event, but as long as it gets me to my pillow, I'll be fine with just that.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Deplorable Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 11, 2016 01:32 AM (v5iqM)

511 503 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 01:28 AM (oqkO3)

I think a lot of people are too generous with dismissing malice.

I am dying to know in what context "oh Godddd" pause pause "never forget" as a toss line is not malicious.

I mean I am not a smart man, so maybe there is some nuance in the performance that made that something other than the flippant mockery of the murder of 3000 of my countrymen.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:32 AM (SzZnW)

512 I have a confession to make.
I've never understood the Matt Damon hate here.
I mean, I know he's no Ben Kingsley or Robert Duvall, but I like his movies just fine. Can't think of one I "hate."
Granted, I don't pay attention to Hollywood people's political crap , nor care very much, so that may play a part.

Speaking of which - what this thread needs is more Andis McDowell!

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:33 AM (FCGjy)

513 I'm betting that their location wasn't that great and they wanted out of their lease. Their landlord will probably let them out of their lease because of threats to their property, so they will open up a new store in a new location with a new name and the same stock.

Posted by: Deplorable Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 01:31 AM (1JnAL)


"Ground Zero Mattress Factory" Our prices are in the cellar!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 01:33 AM (oqkO3)

514 506: I am. Its like watching a live action Tecmo Bowl where both teams have Bo Jackson. No defense and they just mentioned that there is over 600 yards of offense. Its fun to watch.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 01:36 AM (nQNVp)

515 G'night, Jim. Be well.
You too, Pepe.

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:36 AM (FCGjy)

516 Chi, well, it's partly because he's a lib douchebag, and because he was lampooned in Team America World Police rather mercilessly

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 01:37 AM (uAvJJ)

517 Let's try genocide next time, instead of nation building. Our broken souls won't be any worse off, in the long run, and we might even succeed using a simpler, universally understood formula. I do not feel particularly avenged yet, after only 15 years of bumping around in the dark, while trying to be moral and measured in our response to outrageous behavior.
Posted by: goon


Your seminar attempt at trolling is noticed, yes, but easily discarded.

The honorarium is totes wasted!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 01:38 AM (V3IFq)

518 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2016 01:39 AM (T/cxb)

519 516 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 01:37 AM (uAvJJ)

Yup just lampooned at random...no assholdery on his part to earn the enmity.

Free MATT DAMON

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:41 AM (SzZnW)

520 512: Tim Robbins is a raving marxist douche. He's also a superb actor. Matt Damon is average. Again, he played his part very well in TG. Well enough that i forgot that was MATT DAMON. Overall, he's just average.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 01:41 AM (nQNVp)

521
I have a confession to make.

I've never understood the Matt Damon hate here.

I mean, I know he's no Ben Kingsley or Robert Duvall, but I like his movies just fine. Can't think of one I "hate."

Granted, I don't pay attention to Hollywood people's political crap , nor care very much, so that may play a part.



Speaking of which - what this thread needs is more Andis McDowell!





Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:33 AM


I don't hate him as an actor. He's ok, generally. I think he does a good douchebag. Meh on his good guy stuff and whatnot, but I do like his villain type parts. He can sell prat quite well.

Posted by: otho at September 11, 2016 01:43 AM (lmIoG)

522 I get that chem (good to see ya, btw), but I just don't get the hate. Can you keep a secret? I think Gwyneth Paltrow is really attractive.

Unless some Hollywood douchebag pissed on our flag, I'm cool with ignoring their ignorance & stupidity. I haven't contributed a penny to any of them in decades, but I'll still enjoy a couple hours of a movie and not feel guilty about it.

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:43 AM (FCGjy)

523 Current Vanderbilt student here (and first time commentor!).

Not a week goes by without an email in my inbox about either a) diversity initiatives or b) sexual assault / rape culture.

I noted with extreme skepticism the recent creation of the Office of Equity, Diversity, and Tolerance on campus. (Do these people not understand irony, or realize how this shit sounds like it's straight out of 1984? Rhetorical, obviously.)

But the real kicker is at the Inclusion Initiatives and Cultural Competence website. I went looking for dirt and it was surprisingly hard to find. Took at least 15 minutes. At first all I saw were uncontroversial cultural events for various ethnic and religious minority groups. But then I clicked on the 'Diversity Toolkit.'

Hoo boy. First link? Systematic racism for dummies. Includes the whole SJW greatest hits, from The Case for Reparations by Ta-Nehisi Coates to Shit White Girls say to Black Girls on YouTube.

The level of indoctrination is insane. There's a reason I dropped out and joined the Marine Corps before ultimately deciding to come back and get my degree - you can only stomach so much of this shit before you want to run away screaming.

Posted by: Jack at September 11, 2016 01:43 AM (gbS+w)

524 A bunch (most) of Maury High School (Virginia) students on the school's football team took a knee during the National Anthem before their football game Friday. The coach said that they stand behind what they (the kids) believe in. He said he didn't believe in it, but there would be no repercussions.
If it was one of my kids who had done that, he would be out of football so fast he'd look like that girl in the Exorcist with his head spinning around. Complete with the green puke.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 01:44 AM (9iR5/)

525 500 499 Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2016 01:25 AM (bMG0w)

Right it is like "The Martian" was it really acting for Matt Damon to portray an idiotic person marooned on Mars and being mooned by mission control?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:26 AM (SzZnW)

++++

Actually, if you read the book, "The Martian" was ridiculously smart, capable, and had a wicked sense of humor. Damon went with his own person skill set and portrayed the guy as an idiot.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2016 01:45 AM (R+30W)

526 Damon in The Martian... sorry not buying the character.

Damon in Talented Mr. Ripley... nailed it.

Posted by: otho at September 11, 2016 01:45 AM (lmIoG)

527 I think Gwyneth Paltrow is really attractive.


She is attractive. She makes the mistake of trying to string sentences together that weren't written by somebody else. She's a bit stupid. And vapid. Pretty though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 01:46 AM (nQNVp)

528 520 Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2016 01:41 AM (nQNVp)

Tim Robbins contained is a very good actor, however he has a touch of Costner in him and he plays himself or how he sees himself in every role if not contained.

Matt Damon had a LOT of potential, I said back when Goodwill Hunting aired he had the chops to be his generations Jimmy Stewart....

he was still good in Talented Mr Ripley but then he became MATT DAMON and it was not politics once he had success he devolved.

The dying gasp of his talent was All the Pretty Horses.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:46 AM (SzZnW)

529 Your seminar attempt at trolling is noticed, yes, but easily discarded.

The honorarium is totes wasted!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 01:38 AM (V3IFq)


Well, eventually the world will have to destroy islam. But genocide isn't the answer. The Aztec religion is gone, but the descendants of the Aztecs are still around. It will be necessary to kill a lot of people, but only the active enemies, the masters and purveyors of islam, and any would-be imams that pop up as the existing ones are shot. And it will require a sustained effort over several centuries, to be absolutely certain that you have rooted it all out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 01:48 AM (oqkO3)

530 529 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 01:48 AM (oqkO3)

Islam will not be defeated until the Western Man can smile while slitting the Jihadists' throat after whispering to him in Arabic- "how cheap and small your God must be to have to use you to execute his "MIGHTY" plans" and not feel an ounce of guilt.

Urkle and Grammy save that ruthlessness for people like me not people like the WTC 19.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:51 AM (SzZnW)

531 Gwyneth probably looked her best in the first Iron Man. Then she lost a bunch of weight. Hate when they do that.
And yes, she's dumb but because she makes a lot of money and toes the lib line, she thinks she is much smarter than she is.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 11, 2016 01:54 AM (hVdx9)

532 Good evening Blanco, and welcome aboard Jack. Jump in, don't be skeered. Nobody bites (watch out for ATC & suspicious packages on your doorstep).


Old Blue - holy shit. I read comments about this crap all day, but... it was Maury? I had no idea this was in my backyard! - i almost went to Maury (instead I was bussed to Booker T Washington). It's maybe 5 or 6 miles from where I sit!

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 01:54 AM (FCGjy)

533 In the book War of the Worlds, the main character meets a man who plots out how to win the war, by taking over machines and a series of iterative victories. Like Rubio fans, completely unaware of how much luck is required. Tim Robbins is basically that character, being a doomsday prepper in the Spielberg version.

I can't help but wonder if that version of the movie is better, and the book too. It's no cheaper than the deus ex machina of the common cold. I read the book when I was 12 or 13, so maybe that influenced my opinion. I always wanted to see this manic idiot win the war, so they put a huge statue in Manhattan with the plague "Not my blood!"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2016 01:55 AM (VdICR)

534 And it will require a sustained effort over several centuries, to be absolutely certain that you have rooted it all out.
------------------------
And therein lies the problem. They've been beheading infidels for the last thirteen centuries, and they still seem to be thriving. Of course our new PC overlords are accepting this as the new normal. The sad thing is that it is going to take a new strongman, bigger than life and twice as ruthless, to make it happen. This is going to be a generational war, and I don't see a good outcome judging by the current crop of people running around in the Western civilizations. They're more worried about trigger warnings and safe spaces.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 01:55 AM (9iR5/)

535 Islam will not be defeated until the Western Man can smile while slitting the Jihadists' throat after whispering to him in Arabic- "how cheap and small your God must be to have to use you to execute his "MIGHTY" plans" and not feel an ounce of guilt.

Urkle and Grammy save that ruthlessness for people like me not people like the WTC 19.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 01:51 AM (SzZnW)


I'd drop enough nukes on mecca to make the very mantle of the Earth boil at the site, and then use the world media to tell muzzies, "Your allah is a pretty punk god if he can't even protect his holiest city from utter destruction."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 01:55 AM (oqkO3)

536 Chi, it's over on Zip's place. It only takes one idiot these days to start a movement. I would have benched every moron (not the good kind) who took a knee.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 01:57 AM (9iR5/)

537 This is going to be a generational war, and I don't see a good outcome judging by the current crop of people running around in the Western civilizations. They're more worried about trigger warnings and safe spaces.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 01:55 AM (9iR5/)


There don't seem to be any Charles Martels, or Vlad Tepes, or Jan Sobieskis waiting in the wings, do there?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 01:59 AM (oqkO3)

538 537 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 01:59 AM (oqkO3)

I said in my early days here that Generation Tippy Cup will go one of two ways, 1) when told "Go beat the hell out of these people" and finally allowed to hit back they will be great warriors or they will give in to their tormentors and beg their command structure to give them a safe space.

I think the kids who joined for the most part have done a great job, but the stay behinds want safe spaces.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:02 AM (SzZnW)

539 Yup just lampooned at random...no assholdery on his part to earn the enmity.


whatever man, I don't even know what that is supposed to mean


522
I get that chem (good to see ya, btw), but I just don't get the hate.
Can you keep a secret? I think Gwyneth Paltrow is really attractive.



Unless some Hollywood douchebag pissed on our flag, I'm cool with
ignoring their ignorance stupidity. I haven't contributed a penny
to any of them in decades, but I'll still enjoy a couple hours of a
movie and not feel guilty about it.



I like Gwyneth Paltrow too. Especially as the sexy secretary type in Iron Man.


I don't think Matt Damon is some awesome actor, but I don't think he is a bad actor. I watch his movies generally because his genre of movies are the ones I tend to watch anyway (action type movies).

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 02:03 AM (uAvJJ)

540 I'd drop enough nukes on mecca to make the very mantle of the Earth boil at the site, and then use the world media to tell muzzies, "Your allah is a pretty punk god if he can't even protect his holiest city from utter destruction."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Wouldn't make much of an advance against militant islam and you know it. Radical faith defends radical faith.

No, I am not saying that a shit-ton of radicals need to become free-radicals.

There's just not a % of a % chance that nuking mecca would do anything.

"Oh, look Mukrap, Allah has lifted Mecca into space. ALlaHUj Akjab!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 02:04 AM (V3IFq)

541 Not even a single Churchill. I'm getting pretty old, but I don't see a single Western leader with the balls to confront this. I thought Hollande was going to up the ante, but then he comes out and says the French must embrace Islam. From my front porch, it looks like it's going to come down between the Chinese and the Islamists.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 02:05 AM (9iR5/)

542 540 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 02:04 AM (V3IFq)

You would be better served sending commando teams to destroy the Big Black Rock.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:05 AM (SzZnW)

543 536 Chi, it's over on Zip's place. It only takes one idiot these days to start a movement. I would have benched every moron (not the good kind) who took a knee.
Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot
-------------------
Thanks.
You're my boy, Blue!

I watch/read absolutely zero local news, so I had no idea this was right here.
I saw folks talking about a Virginia team pulling this crap & just figured it was near DC or in Richmond.
I would gladly go to jail for slapping those punks like the bitch they are. Give me one chance...

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 02:06 AM (FCGjy)

544 541 Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 02:05 AM (9iR5/)

My money is on the Chinese...

they respond to Jihad with two week long 155mm "getting to know you" barrages....

the Chinese do not loath their history or their culture.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:06 AM (SzZnW)

545 540 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 02:04 AM (V3IFq)

You would be better served sending commando teams to destroy the Big Black Rock.


Posted by: sven10077
****

The Blarney stone?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 11, 2016 02:07 AM (hVdx9)

546 I've recently invited a long-time friend (typh) to visit here for "still alive" reasons. If you see her, try to be welcoming.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 11, 2016 02:08 AM (EzgxV)

547
You would be better served sending commando teams to destroy the Big Black Rock.
Posted by: sven10077


Again, a big ass nope.

The faithful will decree the holy site was transported by holy-ass means seconds- or years- before.

You can't nuke Mecca. Because faith is faith, not fact.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 02:08 AM (V3IFq)

548 You're all deplorable pieces of shit. Now drop and give me twenty!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016: Brain Damaged? Yes, But Not Too Brain Damaged To Still Be A Scheming, Lying Witch at September 11, 2016 02:08 AM (4HySM)

549 545 Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 11, 2016 02:07 AM (hVdx9)

Their meteorite(alleged), they are at heart a lunar death cult.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:08 AM (SzZnW)

550 Well, I guess that all I can say is that civilizations rise, and civilizations fall. There have been Dark Ages, and there have been Reformations and Renaissances. I may live long enough to see the New Dark Age. I won't live long enough to see the next Renaissance.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 02:09 AM (9iR5/)

551 This is what Hollande said w.r.t. Islam:

Asking whether Islam could co-exist with secularism, like Christianity and Judaism, he insisted: 'My answer is yes, certainly.''The
question the Republic must answer is: Is it really ready to embrace a
religion that it did not expect to be this big over a century ago? There
too, my answer is yes, certainly.'

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 02:09 AM (uAvJJ)

552 547 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 02:08 AM (V3IFq)

Ordinarily I'd agree, but the Saudis would go apeshit and blame "western terrorists" thereby undermining "Abdul, Achmed LOOK a MIRACLE!"

I've beaten the f**k out a Muslim neighbor in my youth....

to hear a lot of people tell it their faith gives them magic powers.

You knee them in the nuts and grab their larynx they calm right down.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:11 AM (SzZnW)

553 Well, eventually the world will have to destroy islam. But genocide isn't the answer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 01:48 AM (oqkO3)

Imagine the amount of contempt a cosmopolitan person would have for a redneck who was as extremely backward as a devout muslim. In the case of the redneck, the high amount of contempt is the right response. The condescending tourists' admiration for exotic religions is wrong and not (little l) liberal at all. I don't know what victory looks like, but that's the starting point. We will all figure this out someday in spite of the nascent Millennial generation.

The future belongs to those who shame and ridicule the prophet Mohammed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2016 02:11 AM (VdICR)

554 I've recently invited a long-time friend (typh) to visit here for "still alive" reasons. If you see her, try to be welcoming.
Posted by: cthulhu
--------
Can you explain this for us idiots?

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 02:12 AM (FCGjy)

555 554 Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 02:12 AM (FCGjy)

cthulu is asking us to be polite to a meat world person making a cameo.

There's a certain lack of precise clarity on whether or not said visitor is an HQ alum or not already.

"Thanks"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:14 AM (SzZnW)

556 Can you explain this for us idiots?
--------------------
I got this. The Ancient Old God has a friend. He mentioned that his friend is a "she". So welcome her to the site, and treat her like a normal "ette". In other words, either pics or it didn't happen, or show us your boobs. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 02:15 AM (9iR5/)

557 In other words, either pics or it didn't happen, or show us your boobs. Easy peasy.
Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot
------------------
This, I understand.

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 02:18 AM (FCGjy)

558 You knee them in the nuts and grab their larynx they calm right down.
Posted by: sven10077


The America in which you live is not willing to do so collectively.

Your vote is drowned in a sea of people that think being nice is a foreign policy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 02:18 AM (V3IFq)

559 558 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 02:18 AM (V3IFq)


They'll elect grammy....

in doing so she will import ISIS here.

Survival will become an individual sport at that point.


Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:20 AM (SzZnW)

560 I've recently invited a long-time friend (typh) to visit here for "still alive" reasons. If you see her, try to be welcoming.

---------

This comment is unwelcoming to Morons who are not still alive, like buzzion

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2016 02:20 AM (4HySM)

561 Oh, and one other thing that I forgot. She needs to click on every link that's posted, no questions asked. And no one, and I mean no one, is to warn her about AtC and the raptors. Mums the word.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 02:20 AM (9iR5/)

562 Crap. I forgot about Buzzion *swills beer in his honor* and grammywinger *swills more beer in her honor* and that FenelonSpoke can kill with a typo.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 02:23 AM (9iR5/)

563 I think I should bug out for a while.
Seeks like I've been here way too much today, and I don't want to be "that guy."

I'll try to limit my comments to "hello" & "g'night" until tomorrow (I don't know if I can keep this up for 2 months, Slap...)

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 02:24 AM (FCGjy)

564 And just a small observation. Anything with the word "deplorable" or "basket" suddenly stopped trending on Twatter. For some odd reason or another. Oh, yeah, and I finally got my GAB invite. I'll go back to an earlier thread to see who I need to follow.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 02:25 AM (9iR5/)

565 563 Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 02:24 AM (FCGjy)

Eh I made being "that guy" a 5 year hobby....

having a life is preferable but here we sit.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:25 AM (SzZnW)

566 No, I am not saying that a shit-ton of radicals need to become free-radicals.

There's just not a % of a % chance that nuking mecca would do anything.

"Oh, look Mukrap, Allah has lifted Mecca into space. ALlaHUj Akjab!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 02:04 AM (V3IFq)


Well, I was being melodramatic. I would invade Saudi Arabia, it's militarily quite weak, really. All those pretty U.S. airplanes and weapons, manned by useless arabs. Simply march in, and own the place. Saudi Aramco becomes U.S. Overseas Petroleum Corporation. Allow private companies to drill and produce, and the royalties go to Uncle Sam. Round up all the muttaween, the Saudi religious police, and feed 'em into wood chippers. Followed by all the wahabbi imams, and islamic scholars of various stripes. Bulldoze all the mosques. Bulldoze all the buildings in the religious heart of mecca, and run every stone through a rock crusher, and pulverize each one down to fine sand. Load the sand on barges, and dump it in the deepest part of the Indian Ocean. Build a pig sty where the kaaba once stood. Bring in Christian missionaries, and let it be understood that Arabs who have convincingly converted to Christianity may be allowed some role in the administration of the colony, or at least plum jobs in colonial enterprises. I wouldn't flat-out ban possession of korans, because, impossible to enforce, but distributing of them, teaching from them, or preaching from them, wood chipper for you, Sport.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 02:27 AM (oqkO3)

567 https://youtu.be/uLqGRv7CQlc

Inside 7 World Trade Center Moments Before Collapse

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:30 AM (SzZnW)

568 Disclaimer the above link is erroneous....

a better title would be "WTC 7 last moments for evacuation" it collapsed later.

The Troofers are afoot in the comments this weekend.

My favorite are the "fire can't melt steel" types.


Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:33 AM (SzZnW)

569 A good example for why there is Matt Damon hate is because of his last movie? Oh not that the last Bourne movie was bad. I don't know I never saw it so it could be awesome or terrible. But a week before its release Damon was doing the typical liberal "guns are bad! No one should have a gun! I don't know jack shit about anything other than reading the words someone else wrote for me but you should listen to me!" crap. So yeah, stuff like that brings out the hate.

Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2016 02:33 AM (bMG0w)

570 Sven,
I am fortunate to have a phone connection that changes my hash like
it's a newborn's diaper.
And as much as I miss Maet, I might've made his walls of shame just using post count.
Yes, walls. I sock as much as that guy that I can't figure out who it is - he's always a sock!

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 02:34 AM (FCGjy)

571 569 Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2016 02:33 AM (bMG0w)

Hi I'm MATT DAMON....watch me make a Bourne flick using just super soakers 'cos guns r evilllz

//MATT DAMON

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:36 AM (SzZnW)

572
Well, I was being melodramatic. I would invade Saudi Arabia, it's militarily quite weak, really.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Sure, but why not just confiscate all banking assets on the international scale?

Invasion is another concept that needs to be re-examined.

All those pretty U.S. airplanes and weapons, manned by useless arabs. Simply march in, and own the place. Saudi Aramco becomes U.S. Overseas Petroleum Corporation. Allow private companies to drill and produce, and the royalties go to Uncle Sam.

Again, why should we risk a single service member's life in this ridiculous farce?

We could end their existence electronically if the US wanted to be so. Why haven't we?

Round up all the muttaween, the Saudi religious police, and feed 'em into wood chippers. Followed by all the wahabbi imams, and islamic scholars of various stripes. Bulldoze all the mosques. Bulldoze all the buildings in the religious heart of mecca, and run every stone through a rock crusher, and pulverize each one down to fine sand. Load the sand on barges, and dump it in the deepest part of the Indian Ocean.

Wouldn't put dent in islamism, and you know it.


Build a pig sty where the kaaba once stood.

"No, sahib, Allah the most merciful lifted the Kaaba into a safe place that the infidel can never touch. And Allah will not be so merciful in the face of his detractors."

I'm not sure of your lack of imagination or just your insistence that muslims are explody robots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 02:37 AM (V3IFq)

573 572 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 02:37 AM (V3IFq)

They are human and fallible.

Our current weakness inspires them to keep pushing.

They were contained a lot closer to Goat Sex 1 being alive than we are doing.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 02:45 AM (SzZnW)

574 Another 9/11 Hero. Rick Rescorla.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/glzftpf

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 02:48 AM (9/8em)

575 I can understand AOP's sentiment. Just watch the documentary "Falling Man". A man who jumped to his death to avoid being burned to death on the upper floors of the World Trade Center. There were a couple of hundred. It's never been shown much in the MFM, because it might upset the sheeple, and then they might be a little pissed at guys that would surely slit their throats because they are infidels.
We are already in WWIII, but few realize it yet. It's like Great Britain, whose government was very pacifist, when Hitler annexed the Sudetenland. Obama waving a piece of paper declaring "Peace In Our Time!"
It's going to be a bumpy ride, and I don't know with certainty who is going to win. We don't have a Churchill or a Roosevelt, and for that matter, even a Stalin. Putin could come close on that side, but I don't see anyone on our side.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 02:48 AM (9iR5/)

576 ...but I don't see anyone on our side.
Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot
----------------
Resurrect Fred Thompson?

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 02:54 AM (FCGjy)

577 @566...

Fuck Occupation of that Shithole.

Zero boots on the ground in the Endless Land of The Glass Parking Lot.

Excise a suitable section of North/Central/South America for the Judaistic Inclined an let em thrive.

Maximize shale oil/oil sands, "occupy South American [OUR Hemisphere] Oil reserves", etc....

Thereby forcing the "NonViolent Orthodoxy" to evolve or become a history lesson. Adapt or die, so says the MuthaFuckin Prophet.

I ingest more than the normal quota of High Octane this time of year. The Last 15 years were tough at times to say the least. And this Unforgetable Day was the start....

But, I"m still here. An I will never, never, ever forget.

Nor Forgive.

Best Wishes Horde Oh Plenty.....

Still The Land Of The Free...

An ALWAYS The Home Of The Brave.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 11, 2016 02:57 AM (qYKU9)

578 An interesting fact that few people know. Stalin and Hitler signed the non-aggression pact in August of 1939. Hitler invaded Poland in September of 1939, and England declared war against Germany. There were many union members in England that protested against going to war with Germany because of the Nazi/Soviet pact. It was only after Germany invaded the USSR that the union idiots got behind the war effort.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 02:58 AM (9iR5/)

579 Don't mind me, folks. Just using this fire here to melt this steel.

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 03:03 AM (VdICR)

580 579 Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 03:03 AM (VdICR)

Moose Change types literally dumber than people from the copper age....

the entire story is there in the simplest smithy....

heat plus pressure makes steel malleable.

This generation has to be the dumbest in man's history BECAUSE prior generations of retards did not wander around intellectually fooled into thinking they are smart.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:05 AM (SzZnW)

581 579
Don't mind me, folks. Just using this fire here to melt this steel.

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 03:03 AM (VdICR)
---------------------------Seriously!?! Fire can't melt steel! Or something like Rosie "Fatass" O'Donnell said.

Posted by: Old Blue Deplorable Old Coot at September 11, 2016 03:07 AM (9iR5/)

582 I wouldn't flat-out ban possession of korans,
because, impossible to enforce, but distributing of them, teaching from
them, or preaching from them, wood chipper for you, Sport.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2016 02:27 AM (oqkO3)

You do realize that right now, it is illegal to distribute Bibles in Saudi Arabia, right?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:07 AM (uAvJJ)

583 A Youtube of the Rick Rescorla story Impressive guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB4P_nNT6uA

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 03:07 AM (9/8em)

584 Fifteen Years Ago Today - NEVER FORGET

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12479

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 11, 2016 03:09 AM (vBeA5)

585 582 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:07 AM (uAvJJ)

Some get through, of course given the Sauds will quite seriously kill you over it people don't advertise the fact.

Yup CJ that is who we fight....it's a lot like Islam being gapped the space by the left and internationalist right to exert cultural will on the west....

why I am CERTAIN Jihadi Jim and the allied KINGDOM will allow us to send Xian missions to exert our cultural will in Durka Durka right?

No it is like most things a one way street?

Why is that?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:11 AM (SzZnW)

586 Yo, ONT!

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at September 11, 2016 03:18 AM (yODqO)

587 sven, of course from their point of view it is a one-way street, because they are an Islamic theocracy with zero protections for freedom of religion.


We in the West, however, do protect freedom of religion, and moreover recognize freedom of religion as a universal human value.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:19 AM (uAvJJ)

588 587 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:19 AM (uAvJJ)

You're funny....

were you doing stand-up in your absence?

The west believes is freedom of religion?

You mean like not taking part in sacrilege based "wedding prep?"

Well admittedly I've been amazed not once Muslim baker has refused thus far.

There's a formulaic pattern of what % of "newer better religionists" need imported before one gets Sharia my friend.

We are well on our way to it hitting here.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:21 AM (SzZnW)

589 We in the West, however, do protect freedom of religion, and moreover recognize freedom of religion as a universal human value.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:19 AM (uAvJJ)

Right up until your religion kills our citizens. At that point, I'm thinking, no. Don't bring that shit over here. Period.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2016 03:22 AM (+YMhA)

590 589 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2016 03:22 AM (+YMhA)

"They were just celebrating a wedding bro"

Yeah I am thinking when your religion has codified insurgency as part of your doctrine you probably do not need to be imported in wholesale numbers.

Whatever, I'm with her b/c it will help conservative values in the long run having her import all her girlfriends' cousins.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:24 AM (SzZnW)

591 I'm not talking about mass importation of Muslims. I'm talking about AOP's proposal, in the context of his hypothetical invasion, to ban Saudis from carrying Korans.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:28 AM (uAvJJ)

592 And, g'night.
It's going to be a shitty day. Even here, I see.
I don't know of I have the energy...

Posted by: Chi at September 11, 2016 03:28 AM (FCGjy)

593 591 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:28 AM (uAvJJ)

You care to bet *I* could not enforce my will given an unfettered hand?

The west is doomed to fail b.c of mass importation and a failure of will to protect with inverse ruthlessness the values that enrage the Muslim world.

Wrap it up however you like them's the facts.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:30 AM (SzZnW)

594 to ban Saudis from carrying Korans.>>>

Tit for tat the Saudis ban the Cristian Bible.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 03:30 AM (9/8em)

595 594 Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 03:30 AM (9/8em)

There are very few things Pavlov could not accomplish with a blow torch and a candy bar.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:31 AM (SzZnW)

596 I'm not talking about mass importation of Muslims. I'm talking about AOP's proposal, in the context of his hypothetical invasion, to ban Saudis from carrying Korans.
Posted by: chemjeff


Mass importations of muslims isn't a quandary. That's not a choice. It's happening.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 03:32 AM (V3IFq)

597 There are very few things Pavlov could not accomplish with a blow torch and a candy bar.>>>

IIRC The Punisher used a Blowtorch and a Popsicle.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 03:34 AM (9/8em)

598 596 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 03:32 AM (V3IFq)

Pshaw....

hell yes we need millions more of them, evidently what was missing from our experiment in Jeffersonian Democracy was adherents to a 7th century Lunar Death Cult and their charming preference for theocracy comrade.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:37 AM (SzZnW)

599 Mass importations of muslims isn't a quandary. That's not a choice. It's happening.





Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 03:32 AM (V3IFq)

Right now, Muslims make up about 1% of the US population.
http://tinyurl.com/jg89vsu
I don't know what you would consider "mass importation", but 1% doesn't seem too massive to me.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:39 AM (uAvJJ)

600 Tit for tat the Saudis ban the Cristian Bible.


Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 03:30 AM (9/8em)

To engage in "tit for tat" behavior is to legitimate the "tat".

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:41 AM (uAvJJ)

601 I don't know what you would consider "mass importation", but 1% doesn't seem too massive to me.>>>

Over the whole US maybe. But Dearborn where my grandmothers house was had a mass importation.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 03:42 AM (9/8em)

602 Mass importations of muslims isn't a quandary. That's not a choice. It's happening.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 03:32 AM (V3IFq)

****

Yep. Perfesser Academic Bubble is here to tell you why this is is a good thing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 03:42 AM (YLidQ)

603 The west is doomed to fail b.c of mass importation and a failure of will
to protect with inverse ruthlessness the values that enrage the Muslim
world.



I would say instead that the west is doomed to fail if the west does not protect its own values, regardless if those values enrage the Muslim world or not.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:42 AM (uAvJJ)

604
Over the whole US maybe. But Dearborn where my grandmothers house was had a mass importation.


Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 03:42 AM (9/8em)

Sure, the 1% is not distributed uniformly across the country. But on a national-level scale, Muslims are only 1% of the population.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:43 AM (uAvJJ)

605 Oh look, it's my threadstalker here to put words in my mouth and lie about what I believe

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:43 AM (uAvJJ)

606 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 03:42 AM (YLidQ)

[redacted]

not going to say what I really think.

Posted by: rich at September 11, 2016 03:44 AM (CrY8H)

607 Pshaw....

hell yes we need millions more of them, evidently what was missing from our experiment in Jeffersonian Democracy was adherents to a 7th century Lunar Death Cult and their charming preference for theocracy comrade.
Posted by: sven10077


Still, this requires denying agency to them there foreign folk. They can't possibly have ideas and ideals different than what under-girds our fragile constitutional republic.

No, that would be racihomolactiahopo-phobic.

We can't ever lend them the power of their own beliefs.. why that would be down right ... line please!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 03:44 AM (V3IFq)

608 599 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:39 AM (uAvJJ)

There is an allocation that by law Brak is allowed he has exceeded it.

Grammy says she will double Brak's volume, I assure you I absolutely believe her Jeff.

I believe her when she says I am in the basket of irredeemables, I believe she thinks the Jihadists are fine Americans and I am not....

you don't believe her, I get it.

Up until they are about 5% of the population historically Jihadi Jim is quiet and law abiding for the most part then as they approach 15% they set up pockets of Sharia, and once they break 40% they begin insurgency.

Of course I am discussing sane western and asian governments who at least made a show of trying to thwart the rise of Sharia...

Not a lot of historic evidence of globalist shitheads importing them on purpose so maybe I am fucked in the head and the last 600 years of history are wrong.....not wrong in America's favor mind you.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:44 AM (SzZnW)

609 think i'm just going to ease out the door.

nice seeing everyone. think i'll drop by another time.

Posted by: rich at September 11, 2016 03:46 AM (CrY8H)

610 15 years ago a person stood on the pile at ground zero and said: "We might have to kill every single one of them."
Nothing I've seen since has convinced me otherwise.

Posted by: firefirefire at September 11, 2016 03:47 AM (of67s)

611 610 Posted by: firefirefire at September 11, 2016 03:47 AM (of67s)

Hillary Clinton had Omar Mateen's dad in her ring of honor close crowd at a campaign stop.

We won't stop them here let alone over there.

http://tinyurl.com/jjcoavx

Telegraph (since oddly American media was not excited to point out "yes Sven was right Omar's dad is a connected NY Democrat")

I'm with her, because she has such better judgement than the other idiot.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:50 AM (SzZnW)

612 15 years ago a person stood on the pile at ground zero and said: "We might have to kill every single one of them."
Nothing I've seen since has convinced me otherwise.
Posted by: firefirefire


Err, who was that again?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2016 03:50 AM (V3IFq)

613 sven, I don't know if Hillary is telling the truth or not. Probably not, since being honest is very difficult for her.


Let me ask you this. If AOP got his way and the US invaded and conquered Saudi Arabia, would you be in favor of banning the distribution of Korans there?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:52 AM (uAvJJ)

614 613 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:52 AM (uAvJJ)

I'd be in favor of showing Islam every bit of tolerance it has shown my Coptic brothers and sisters.

What about YOU Jeff?

You don't seem too bothered democrats are attacking Xian religious freedom of conscience here....


Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:54 AM (SzZnW)

615 Tolerating Islam is suicide. I say that as a non Christian or Jew.

Posted by: esch at September 11, 2016 03:59 AM (m75mf)

616 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:52 AM (uAvJJ)

pour a tall one and dream big.

i'm really going, sorry have stumbled in here drunk.

Posted by: rich at September 11, 2016 03:59 AM (CrY8H)

617 I'd be in favor of showing Islam every bit of tolerance it has shown my Coptic brothers and sisters.


So you want "tit for tat" as well then. The problem, however, is that "tit for tat" actions, legitimize the "tat".


You don't seem too bothered democrats are attacking Xian religious freedom of conscience here....




Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 03:54 AM (SzZnW)

Actually, sven, it bothers me a great deal when the government goes after Christian bakers and others for being faithful to their beliefs. I have never said anything otherwise. It bothers me because it runs afoul of freedom of religion, with which I believe everyone is endowed by their Creator. Do you?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:59 AM (uAvJJ)

618 615 Posted by: esch at September 11, 2016 03:59 AM (m75mf)

Look VERY educated people are convinced importing them en mass with no vetting beyond, "you prefer he/she/or it for your pronoun?" is a ducky idea....

Now I know you are thinking...."Paris Mass Murders" and "Train Raids" and "ISIS" but we should focus on diversity.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:01 AM (SzZnW)

619 To those debatin "korans an bibles etc"....

Y'all ever actually been to the Land Of The Prophet?

Just askin......

Cause once you've really observed the Prophets Preachin in Gov't Sanctioned Form....

Well, even "progressive prophet powers" are rather behind the times....equality for ALL...ha.

Their hashtag is #TRUEBELIEVERSARETHEONLYLIVESTHATMATTER

#SOSAYSTHEPROPHET

Btw, though.....we educate them. From their young teens on up. And they are NOT stupid. Stupid people don't create royal rule & stay in power for decades. Oh, an leverage their wealth into a seat at the Global Power Table in the 21st C..... not dumb. By any stretch.

Crazy fuckin world we live in. More goddamn insanity than most people can handle.

But in the end....might writes "history".

Always has, always will.

I'd much.rather.my culture "write" a history.that in a couple hundred years it may have to."atone" for...than the realistic alternative.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 11, 2016 04:01 AM (qYKU9)

620 617 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:59 AM (uAvJJ)

You're so bothered you seek to aid the election of those attacks' greatest cheerleader....

got ya champ.

I swore an oath to protect and defend the US Constitution.....

of course my understanding is that document is for the 2d class residents in this fine nation who are colloquially referred to as (get this) "citizens."

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:03 AM (SzZnW)

621 So you want "tit for tat" as well then. The problem, however, is that "tit for tat" actions, legitimize the "tat".>>>

We have been doing the non Tat since WWII maybe some Tat is needed.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 04:03 AM (9/8em)

622 I'd much.rather.my culture "write" a history.that in a couple hundred
years it may have to."atone" for...than the realistic alternative.


Well, here is the problem. What if there is no "atonement" in the future, because in the course of imposing our will, those Western values like freedom of religion that we threw away in the process, get permanently discarded?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:04 AM (uAvJJ)

623
You're so bothered you seek to aid the election of those attacks' greatest cheerleader....


This is a lie.

I swore an oath to protect and defend the US Constitution.....

of
course my understanding is that document is for the 2d class residents
in this fine nation who are colloquially referred to as (get this)
"citizens."


Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:03 AM (SzZnW)

US Constitutional rights are for US citizens.
Natural rights are inherent in all people.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:06 AM (uAvJJ)

624 622 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:04 AM (uAvJJ)

You just had a major political candidate explain that 25% of the American electorate is unworthy of the name "American" and belongs in the dustbin of history Jeff....

I find your worrying that the United States engaging in joyous and well earned by the OPFOR total war might destroy those US values she is showing.

The democrats are >-< this close to declaring people like me Kulaks....

I'm glad you can fill a river with your tears mourning the potential loss of "normalcy" in US victory.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:07 AM (SzZnW)

625 623 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:06 AM (uAvJJ)

Show me the natural right of man to live with what faith he will.

Spoiler alert Saudi Arabia is not a good lab example.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:08 AM (SzZnW)

626 Look VERY educated people are convinced importing them en mass with no vetting beyond, "you prefer he/she/or it for your pronoun?" is a ducky idea....

Now I know you are thinking...."Paris Mass Murders" and "Train Raids" and "ISIS" but we should focus on diversity.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:01 AM (SzZnW)


Not as educated as you think. I know lots of these people. I live 10 miles away from New Somalia.

Posted by: esch at September 11, 2016 04:08 AM (m75mf)

627 Natural rights are inherent in all people.>>>

Damm Skippy

Posted by: Pol Pot at September 11, 2016 04:09 AM (9/8em)

628 Not a lie, I see you still are pretending that a vote for the Stoner King, the Criminal Green Queen, or Eggs McMuffin is not a defacto vote for her.

Good to see that during our mutual break you accomplished little more than getting your wandering legs a wandering.

Your act went over like a lead balloon at Insty as well.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:09 AM (SzZnW)

629 627 Posted by: Pol Pot at September 11, 2016 04:09 AM (9/8em)

Ja Wol!

//A. Shicklegruber

It's hilarious....maybe since I am one of the unwashed masses someone can show me where we were importing masses of Germans and Japanese in WW2....?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:11 AM (SzZnW)

630 I mean I even left this easy after a fashion....we *did* in fact import German POWs......

I don't recall where we agreed "hey General Hoth I am going to import the 22d SS Battalion as sleeper agents in this mass of Tuetonic refugees M'kay>?"

//Not Patton

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:19 AM (SzZnW)

631 Show me the natural right of man to live with what faith he will.


Well, if you believe in the concept of natural rights at all, freedom of thought, or conscience, would have to be a necessary prerequisite.


Plus, you are of course smart enough to realize that while individuals possess rights, governments may not always respect or protect those rights. Saudi Arabia does not protect very many rights at all. But the people still retain their natural rights. They are simply being repressed.


I see you still are pretending that a vote for the Stoner King, the
Criminal Green Queen, or Eggs McMuffin is not a defacto vote for her.



Still a lie. A vote for Hillary is a vote for Hillary. A vote for someone other than Hillary is not a vote for Hillary. It's rather obvious at this point.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:22 AM (uAvJJ)

632 Hillary tells a joke
https://youtu.be/ElkZwnIn6Xc

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 04:22 AM (VdICR)

633 "hey General Hoth I am going to import the 22d SS Battalion as sleeper agents in this mass of Tuetonic refugees M'kay>?"


So all Muslims are really sleeper agents for violent Jihad? Is that your argument?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:22 AM (uAvJJ)

634 Still a lie. A vote for Hillary is a vote for Hillary. A vote for
someone other than Hillary is not a vote for Hillary. It's rather
obvious at this point.>>>

Who of the other candidates has a decent chance of winning in a 3 way race?

Posted by: Pol Pot at September 11, 2016 04:25 AM (9/8em)

635 You just had a major political candidate explain that 25% of the
American electorate is unworthy of the name "American" and belongs in
the dustbin of history Jeff....


Yes, and it is horrifying to say the least. But, from the "tit for tat" point of view, why would a person be wrong *in principle* for declaring some subgroup of citizens to be unworthy of the title "American" based on, say, political beliefs, or religious beliefs...?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:26 AM (uAvJJ)

636 631 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:22 AM (uAvJJ)

Not a lie, and still a weasel.

You argue or I'd say at best declaim that you are bothered by the Donks' nibbling at Xian freedom of conscience in the service of the LBGTQWERTY agenda yet engage in a path you are obviously intelligent enough to grasp increases the order of probability that Grammy H will have free reign for 4-8 years to further.

Vote for Zombie George Washington he has more chance of getting electoral votes than the Stoner King, the Criminal Green Queen, or Eggs McMuffin.

It's ok Jeff, I am thrilled you are thrilled in aiding her into power.


Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:26 AM (SzZnW)

637 Hints about Hillary's health accumulate
https://youtu.be/H8yF4ckv92g

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 04:27 AM (VdICR)

638 Who of the other candidates has a decent chance of winning in a 3 way race?


Posted by: Pol Pot at September 11, 2016 04:25 AM (9/8em)

Who says that one is duty-bound to vote for a candidate with a "decent chance of winning"?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:27 AM (uAvJJ)

639 635 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:26 AM (uAvJJ)

You are not horrified you labor under the illusion you will not eventually be the 25%.

Just remember that no matter what happens next, those that stood silently while thumping their moral medals will have enabled it.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:28 AM (SzZnW)

640 633 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:22 AM (uAvJJ)

Hey perfesser let's lowball it and say 1/2 of 1% of our imports are.

Right now that means ~ 1000 potential ISIS agents.

Why precisely do we have a *duty* to allowed unvetted Syrian males with no skills of military age here?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:30 AM (SzZnW)

641
Not a lie, and still a weasel.


Still a lie, and still a nut.


yet engage in a path you are obviously intelligent enough to grasp
increases the order of probability that Grammy H will have free reign
for 4-8 years to further.



Do you want to know what's more important than stopping Grammy H.? Stopping Grammy H.'s IDEAS.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:30 AM (uAvJJ)

642 Who says that one is duty-bound to vote for a candidate with a "decent chance of winning"?


Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:27 AM (uAvJJ)


Candidates with decent chances of winning are the only choices of any substance. Choosing any candidate that does not have a decent chance of winning is effectively choosing not to decide. It's the same as writing in Mickey Mouse or staying home.

If you choose not to decide, you are still making a choice. And that choice is to not oppose Hillary.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 04:31 AM (HalrA)

643 Who says that one is duty-bound to vote for a candidate with a "decent chance of winning"?>>>

Pissing into the wind is not a good choice unless you like the taste of your own piss. So yes you have the right if you like that taste and are not duty bound not to do it.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 04:31 AM (9/8em)

644 It's not that we're presenting them with a choice between being a muslim or being an American. Their mosque, family, neighbors will force that choice on them. And most will choose Islam. That's the harsh reality. I'm forced to live alongside these people.

We had dozens of young men raised here choose to go get trained for Jihad in the ME. HUNDREDS of people knew what they were doing and supported them.

I say deport them all. They don't belong here.

Posted by: esch at September 11, 2016 04:31 AM (m75mf)

645 Bill Clinton: You Know, Those 'Coal People' Don't Like Us Anymore For Some Reason
https://youtu.be/IyX4xa4Cn9w

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 04:32 AM (VdICR)

646 641 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:30 AM (uAvJJ)

Yes Jeff you are a certified ACME brand genius....we will STOP liberalism by ensuring its main practitioner gets unfettered power.

BRILLIANT!

Here I thought Chem was a STEM track.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:32 AM (SzZnW)

647 Hey perfesser let's lowball it and say 1/2 of 1% of our imports are.

Right now that means ~ 1000 potential ISIS agents.

Why precisely do we have a *duty* to allowed unvetted Syrian males with no skills of military age here?



Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:30 AM (SzZnW)

No one is arguing that we have a *duty* to allow unvetted anyone here. That is a total strawman. And no, Muslims are not sleeper terrorists.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:32 AM (uAvJJ)

648 Massachusetts forces LGBT accommodation rules on Churches. What about mosques?


This ruling is clearly unconstitutional but the liberals hate the Constitution and do not follow it. They know that unless small churches can ban together they can not afford the litigation that the assholes in Democrat government do with taxpayer money. The other problem directly associate with this ruling is that it will only ever be enforced against white Christian And Jewish churches. It is time that people did ban together to fight this shit, not only at the polls but also in the courts. And when you sue do not sue "the taxpayers" sue the people who make these rules DIRECTLY and PERSONALLY.



Evidently, reading comprehension is pretty poor at the WaPo if they're saying this after last weekends FBI document dump.


Reading comprehension is not the problem, like all Democrat sub-party newspapers, the employees of WaPo are liars.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 04:34 AM (mpXpK)

649 Paul Begala flips out on CNN while trying to defend Clinton Foundation
https://youtu.be/9TsOkEJ0icY

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 04:34 AM (VdICR)

650 State Department Can't Answer Clinton Foundation Questions
https://youtu.be/P7fFrVZgkfs

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 04:36 AM (VdICR)

651 647 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:32 AM (uAvJJ)

You seem to think America will have failed if it takes immigration law in wartime seriously comrade.

And yes Jeff even your fellow globalist Angela Urkle admits there are at least 500 ISIS operatives likely in the SCHENGEN kameraden.

http://tinyurl.com/zwh8rjz

Now I am certain that given how efficient and SOBER Obama is about the threat of Jihad and how THOROUGH State has been on the issue there is as you say no risk here.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:36 AM (SzZnW)

652 Candidates with decent chances of winning are the only choices of any substance.


See, now you are trying to judge the type of choice that I am making. It's my choice and I will exercise it how I wish, even if you consider it foolish.


If you choose not to decide, you are still making a choice. And that choice is to not oppose Hillary.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 04:31 AM (HalrA)

Why wouldn't it be a choice not to oppose Trump? If I vote third party I wouldn't have voted for him either. Besides, especially considering a great many of you think I'm a closet Hillary supporter as it is.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:38 AM (uAvJJ)

653 http://tinyurl.com/jlaxyea

Boston Globe on ISIS Global Terror Network

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:40 AM (SzZnW)

654 Why wouldn't it be a choice not to oppose Trump?>>>

Thank You for saying you think Hillary is a better choice than Trump.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 04:40 AM (9/8em)

655 [iYes Jeff you are a certified ACME brand genius....we will STOP
liberalism by ensuring its main practitioner gets unfettered power.


And how will liberalism be stopped by electing Trump? On most issues, there is only a paper-thin difference between Trump and Hillary as it is.


Why do you think this whole campaign has been nothing but a discussion about who's the bigger liar, or who's the bigger bigot? Because when it comes to most matters of substance, THERE'S VIRTUALLY NO DIFFERENCE between the two.


Why don't you be honest: you would vote for anyone that the Republicans nominated in order to stop Hillary. Even Jeb, even Rubio. Am I right?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:40 AM (uAvJJ)

656 652 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:38 AM (uAvJJ)

The closet is a napkin.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:41 AM (SzZnW)

657 Heck at this point, I think a goodly proportion of the HQ would vote for Bernie Sanders if it meant stopping Hillary.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:41 AM (uAvJJ)

658 Oh look, it's my threadstalker here to put words in my mouth and lie about what I believe
Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 03:43 AM (uAvJJ)

****

Threadstalker? Goodness, Perfesser, that sounds like a great way to blow off any argument made against your position. How intellectulectually lazy of you. Typical though.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 04:41 AM (YLidQ)

659 Heck at this point, I think a goodly proportion of the HQ would vote for Bernie Sanders if it meant stopping Hillary.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:41 AM (uAvJJ)

*****

Yeah. No.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 04:43 AM (YLidQ)

660 Why wouldn't it be a choice not to oppose Trump? If I
vote third party I wouldn't have voted for him either. Besides,
especially considering a great many of you think I'm a closet Hillary
supporter as it is.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:38 AM (uAvJJ)


You keep making this assumption, which I can't understand, that there will still be a long game if Hillary wins. She absolutely must be shut down. That means voting for Trump, like it or not. Nothing else is direct opposition.


You have to know that the people we're against are grasping totalitarians. Throughout the span of human history, whenever those kind of people get power, the first thing they do is seek to entrench and make their position permanent.

They're one supreme court justice away from a world where the law means only what they say it does.

If Hillary wins, there is no long game. It's game over.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 04:43 AM (HalrA)

661 655 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:40 AM (uAvJJ)

No several Republicans precluded my ability to support them by being open-borders retards.

I made no secret of that, and I am less than thrilled about the candidate I made no secret of that for months either.

Of course I live in reality and reality is the GOP did not nominate Yeb or Chrispy....

that said Perfesser I am dying for you to show me the math that says Trump will be a better "practitioner" of the Alinskyite Borderline Communard's "ideals" than Grammy H herself.....

seriously this will be far out....

it is like saying that Zeke Mowatt is a better Tom Brady than Tom Brady....

"uh yeah"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:44 AM (SzZnW)

662
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:36 AM (SzZnW)

You know, sven, I am truly impressed the degree to which you can pack so many strawmen, so much word-stuffing, and so much baloney into just a few sentences, and with such rapidity to boot.
I never said I agreed with Angela Merkel on her approach to accommodating refugees.

I never said I favored unfettered or unvetted immigration of anyone anywhere.
I never said terrorism posed no risk at all.
But man you like to pack a whole lot of nonsense into such a tiny package!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:44 AM (uAvJJ)

663 To all the wankers who insisted there was no slippery slope to all this gay shit, I say a hearty fuck you.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2016 10:09 PM (0mRoj)

Why not give a laurel and hearty fuck you ?

Stop holding back.

Posted by: JT at September 11, 2016 04:44 AM (ALxsB)

664 A vote for a third party is not a meaningful vote against Hillary. A vote for Trump IS a meaningful vote against Hillary. Only Trump can actually beat her.

Posted by: esch at September 11, 2016 04:44 AM (m75mf)

665 Its not about "them" takin over the US an creatin a Caliphate.

Waaaayyyyh to many Holy Rome Devotes have migrated up from the lower climes to EVER, EVER...ever let that happen. "Sometimes quanity has a quality all its own."
10 to 1. Do the math, and think it through....OCCAM Says...

It's the Agony that must be endured until humanity says "enough is enough".

Modernize/Evolve or become a History Lesson.

15 years ago gave everyone on this planet a glimpse of whats possible......in ALL regards.

2996 spurred worldwide upheaval. Imagine what 2000000 or more would cause.....

Sadly.....we just aren't civilized enough to give the world a brighter tomorrow without violence.

We could if we wanted too....be we.won't.

To much fuckin High Octane Horde. Apologies for being morose an no offense intended.

Y'all take care. Till next time.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 11, 2016 04:46 AM (qYKU9)

666 Hillary is looking shovel ready.
Trump should simply say "I am going to enforce the existing immigration laws."
And then stop talking.

Posted by: rusty shacklefjord at September 11, 2016 04:48 AM (v8mM1)

667 You know, sven, I am truly impressed the degree to which you can pack so many strawmen, so much word-stuffing, and so much baloney into just a few sentences, and with such rapidity to boot.
I never said I agreed with Angela Merkel on her approach to accommodating refugees.

I never said I favored unfettered or unvetted immigration of anyone anywhere.
I never said terrorism posed no risk at all.
But man you like to pack a whole lot of nonsense into such a tiny package!
Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:44 AM (uAvJJ)

****

You are accusing anyone of Strawmen? You are the most unselfaware person I have ever seen post here. Good God.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 04:48 AM (YLidQ)

668 Why don't you be honest: you would vote for anyone
that the Republicans nominated in order to stop Hillary. Even Jeb, even
Rubio. Am I right?


Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:40 AM (uAvJJ)


I'd vote for Rubio over Hillary in a New York minute. She's just that bad, and I don't even like Rubio because he's a fucking backstabbing shitweasel. What's your point? My point is that she's just that fucking bad, and anybody that might not appoint the next Sotomayor or Kagan is to be preferred.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 04:48 AM (HalrA)

669 Now.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 11, 2016 04:48 AM (aDVrz)

670 If Hillary wins, there is no long game. It's game over.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 04:43 AM (HalrA)

The country has seen many "grasping totalitarians" before and yet the Republic has endured.
This nonsense about "it's the end of the Republic if Hillary is elected" is just scaremongering. It is reminiscent of the Daily Kos idiots back in 2008 who were utterly convinced Bush was going to cancel elections and declare himself a dictator. It's absurd.
I do not believe Hillary will set up concentration camps to imprison conservatives, I do not believe she will trigger the Second Civil War, I do not believe there will be any widespread insurrection or state secession if she's elected.

If you think that this one election poses the difference between life and death of the Republic, then I hate to break it to you, it's already too late so who we vote for doesn't really matter anyway.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:49 AM (uAvJJ)

671 662 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:44 AM (uAvJJ)

You have argued and advocated here vociferously that open borders are the only American position.

Hell in this very thread you said, No one is arguing that we have a *duty* to allow unvetted anyone here.
That is a total strawman. And no, Muslims are not sleeper terrorists.


Yes Jeff, even your fellow globalist Angela Urkle's government is admitting they let in killer teams.

You think that there is some lofty US ideal that is worth allowing tacitly as near as one can get to treason on this war effort without crossing the line Democrats to channel in Islamic "refugees" with the only vetting being "coke or pepsi?"

If you had a problem with it you would be trying to take the ball away from that team.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:49 AM (SzZnW)

672 I am looking into green energy. Specifically if calling out Strawmen or actual Strawmen will be better for my strawman gasification system.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 04:50 AM (9/8em)

673 What changed, that I'd have never voted for Rubio, and then suddenly I would?

Simple. Alito died.

That changed everything. Hillary can not be allowed to appoint his successor.

I'm not sure I can trust Trump to do so, but I'll take an uncertainty over certainly being screwed.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 04:51 AM (HalrA)

674 672 Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 04:50 AM (9/8em)

CJ is fond of acting like the stakes in play are no more serious than an NFL round robin acting out of Rogers' Rules of Order.

I know his "genius" like the back of my malformed left hand.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:52 AM (SzZnW)

675 Oh fuck off MWNP, I am so tired of you. Why don't you go stalk someone else.

And by the way, it was Ace who originally called you a threadstalker, not me.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:52 AM (uAvJJ)

676 673 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 04:51 AM (HalrA)

Er, I'm alive SCALIA is dead!

//Alito

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:52 AM (SzZnW)

677 If you think that this one election poses the difference between life and death of the Republic, then I hate to break it to you, it's already too late so who we vote for doesn't really matter anyway.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:49 AM (uAvJJ)

*****

Two more Supreme Justices and it is all over. Can you really not see that in your freaking bubble?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 04:52 AM (YLidQ)

678 Does Hillary Laugh Off Anything She Doesn't Want to Talk About?
https://youtu.be/dX7dNvT0ukg

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 04:53 AM (VdICR)

679 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 04:48 AM (HalrA)

Would you vote for Jeb if it meant stopping Hillary?

Is there someone you absolutely *wouldn't* vote for vs. Hillary?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:54 AM (uAvJJ)

680 The "Republic" was murdered by FDR and his Communist chums in the 1930s. We've been a democracy since then, and that phase is coming to an end now.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 04:54 AM (sdi6R)

681 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:49 AM (uAvJJ)


Ain't no point in continuing this conversation. You're going on into personal insults, comparing me to Kos assholes, where I was just trying to argue a logical case for my position.


As far as I'm concerned, your resorting to ad hominems, even a weasely indirect allusion like that, is an admittance that your point has no merit and that you've lost the argument.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 04:55 AM (HalrA)

682 Hi. How is everyone? Morning Skip. Morning Creeper. I know you guys are lurking.

Morning everyone else.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 04:55 AM (d76uN)

683 679 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:54 AM (uAvJJ)

Well wait a sec Jeff Yeb is more Hillary! than Hillary! if I understand how your game is played.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:55 AM (SzZnW)

684 So, has Hillary found a doctor yet that can treat whatever the hell is wrong with her?



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2016 10:47 PM (R+30W)


Nope. Hasn't found God yet.

Posted by: JT at September 11, 2016 04:56 AM (ALxsB)

685 " The "Republic" was murdered by FDR and his Communist chums....."

I disagree with that. In my opinion, The Republic was murdered when honest abe suspended, without any Constitutional Authority to do so, Habeaus Corpus and was allowed to do so,

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 04:58 AM (d76uN)

686 It's VERY simple....

Jeff thinks the democrat justices will show any form of legal restraint or reliance in US precedent.

He does not grasp that they will start hammering down on the 1st, 2d, 4th, and in political star chambers like John Doe 5th amendments....

and that is ok, because if the right is stupid enough not to see it coming we don't deserve those liberties anyway.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 04:58 AM (SzZnW)

687 Phillies and the Braves last week, fighting for the basement of the NL East. (As of tonight, Atlanta is in sole possession, but there's always hope for the Phuckups from the City of Sibling Affection.)
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 10, 2016 11:15 PM (3C9q2)

In your dreams, that #1 draft pick is OURS.

Posted by: Atlanta Braves at September 11, 2016 04:58 AM (egK2C)

688
You have argued and advocated here vociferously that open borders are the only American position.



Oh FFS. I have *never, not once*, advocated for "open borders", at least as far as that term is properly understood.


Now, quite a few people around here treat "open borders" as nothing more than a slur, from those who are more restrictionist-than-thou, who look down upon anyone who doesn't support catapulting Mexicans back to Mexico with Trump Brand Trebuchets. And given your previous ramblings, I'm pretty sure you fall in that category too. So I guess that since I don't favor door-to-door searches for illegals, that makes me in favor of "open borders" or some such.


But I do not favor unlimited, unfettered, unvetted, unrestricted immigration, which is what is correctly known as 'open borders'. I never have.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:58 AM (uAvJJ)

689 Is every damn overnight thread going to degenerate into an argument with a creosote post?


680
The "Republic" was murdered by FDR and his Communist chums in the 1930s.
We've been a democracy since then, and that phase is coming to an end
now.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 04:54 AM (sdi6R)



No, we have been a fascist/socialist dictatorship of the central committee.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:00 AM (mpXpK)

690 688 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:58 AM (uAvJJ)

horsef**k.....

you decry anyone advocating for even a Mexican southern border level of border security as "nativists" with a silent (scum) at the end....

Look I'll humor a lot from you but don't try to stealth edit your last flounce's seedcorn there tiger.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:00 AM (SzZnW)

691 F Hillary (and Bill Maher too)
https://youtu.be/m33C88n_HfM

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 05:01 AM (VdICR)

692
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 04:55 AM (HalrA)

I think both you all, like the Kos Kids back in 2008, are falling prey to the same type of hyperbolic irrational fear.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:02 AM (uAvJJ)

693 No, we have been a fascist/socialist dictatorship of the central committee.





Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:00 AM (mpXpK)


Main difference is that if the hag wins, they won't have to pretend this is still a free country anymore, and any hope of recovery will be gone. They'll finally have everything locked down to the point where nothing can remove 'em.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 05:02 AM (HalrA)

694 692 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:02 AM (uAvJJ)

right not rational fear like your terror at Orange Toupee Weasel....

do me a favor show me where Duh Donald has ever declared 25% of the electorate as blood enemies?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:03 AM (SzZnW)

695 Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:00 AM (SzZnW)

Well I'm sorry that you feel that way, but if you think I am wrong, then please present a citation from me where I advocated for "open borders", and I will eat my hat.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:04 AM (uAvJJ)

696 I think both you all, like the Kos Kids back in 2008, are falling prey to the same type of hyperbolic irrational fear.>>>

I have lived through the last 7+ years of Obama. Are my fears of Hillary irrational?

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 05:06 AM (9/8em)

697 695 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:04 AM (uAvJJ)

Heh..."well not open borders Sven...see we just don't punish those here illegally, we don't take actual real steps to stem the influx of even more "newer better Americans", we don't elect anyone that will take vetting seriously, and we set the illegals on SOME path to citizenship but we are solemn and SADDENED by it!"

//ChemJeff's Translated pap of the last four years

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:06 AM (SzZnW)

698 So do you *honestly* believe that Hillary will throw conservatives into camps?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:06 AM (uAvJJ)

699 693 Main difference is that if the hag wins, they won't
have to pretend this is still a free country anymore, and any hope of
recovery will be gone. They'll finally have everything locked down to
the point where nothing can remove 'em.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 05:02 AM (HalrA


It remains to be seen if there will be any difference if Trump wins. But I will grant that if ANY Republican had won the only difference would have been in magnitude, not intent.


And no, we haven't been a "free" country since shortly after the revolution, and the intent of the Constitution was nullified in the mid 1800s.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:07 AM (mpXpK)

700 Would you vote for Jeb if it meant stopping Hillary?

Is there someone you absolutely *wouldn't* vote for vs. Hillary?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:54 AM (uAvJJ)

I would vote for Mitch McConnell to stop Hillary, or for that matter any Democrat at this juncture. Hell, for all practical purposes, that's what I'm doing by voting for Trump.

I would not vote for Bernie Sanders. Of course, if it came to that, I would be looking for secessionist groups.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at September 11, 2016 05:07 AM (egK2C)

701 I have lived through the last 7+ years of Obama. Are my fears of Hillary irrational?


Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 05:06 AM (9/8em)

If you believe that electing Hillary will mean the literal end of the Republic, then yes I would call that an irrational fear.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:07 AM (uAvJJ)

702
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:06 AM (SzZnW)



Wow, Sven, every single bit of that was either a gross distortion or an outright lie of what I actually believe.


Just as I thought, you use "open borders" as a more restrictionist-than-thou slur against anyone who doesn't agree precisely with you.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:09 AM (uAvJJ)

703 Too early in the morning for this heavy shit. Why don't you guys go break open a new bottle of Whiskey?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:10 AM (d76uN)

704 And Sven, present me with a citation where I advocated for any of what you claimed I did.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:11 AM (uAvJJ)

705 698 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:06 AM (uAvJJ)

In your mind telling illegals to go home is ethnic cleansing.....

do I get to use YOUR style of definitions or am I stuck in you know "The English Language's?"

This is a quote from Grammy H.

https://youtu.be/QnqTCah_03g

Hillary-Fun Camps

psst in 1984 IngSoc called slave labor camps what Jeff?

JoyCamps

Obama HAS ratfucked US foreign policy into an Islamist supplicating quagmire like I predicted back in '07 has he not Jeff?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:11 AM (SzZnW)

706 It is after 4am here on September 11th. I am only up still because of my hate that has been rekindled from that day. I cant live everyday at this level but fuck being cordial today.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 05:11 AM (9/8em)

707 In your mind telling illegals to go home is ethnic cleansing.....

Yet another lie. Have any more whoppers? I'm sure you do...

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:12 AM (uAvJJ)

708 706 Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 05:11 AM (9/8em)

The mattress ad inspired me to relisten to FDNY's radio from WTC 1 and 2....

https://youtu.be/oyuNUl9iUoE

FDNY Tapes

yeah I won't need sleep for a day or two.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:13 AM (SzZnW)

709 707 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:12 AM (uAvJJ)

right saying wanting the United States to have a border like Mexico does is akin to "trebuchet launching them" Jeff....

Look it is not my fault you had your meltdown on AMIGO GRANDE! this year but you did.

The US is allowed to have a border just like Mexopolis.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:14 AM (SzZnW)

710 Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

Ronald Reagan

If you believe that electing Hillary will mean the literal end of the Republic, then yes I would call that an irrational fear.

chemjeff

One of these two people is right. You decide.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2016 05:15 AM (gyKtp)

711 Good morning roonz and roonettez, is there anyone still awake and alert at this hour?

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:17 AM (vbvxt)

712 This is a quote from Grammy H.

https://youtu.be/QnqTCah_03g

Hillary-Fun Camps

psst in 1984 IngSoc called slave labor camps what Jeff?

JoyCamps



I do not take from that exchange that she wants to create literal camps for imprisoning people. It was a pretty stupid thing to say, for sure. In context, it should be noted that she was speaking at an actual camp conference run by a camp director.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:18 AM (uAvJJ)

713 The War on "Terror" & "Trolls"
https://youtu.be/mA-pyjJI11I

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 05:18 AM (VdICR)

714 I saw the Deplorables open for Walking Pneumonia in 1992.

They've changed their name to Galloping
Pneumonia.

Posted by: JT at September 11, 2016 05:18 AM (ALxsB)

715 "is there anyone still awake and alert at this hour?"

Some of us have just gotten up and getting ready for the day. I'm too old for the late night stuff.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:19 AM (d76uN)

716 710 Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2016 05:15 AM (gyKtp)

No no see Jeff gets it....there is something innate in America's soil or BWAHAHAHA "schools" that will ensure the Republican Experiment we started in 1776 just innately goes on no matter how we allow the Democrats to engage in open and willful demographic shifting while teaching globalist marxism as baseline....

because hey *I* who says and has thousands of posts explaining that American Civic Virtue is a system that must be taught and defended as an ideal am the TRUE "blood and soiler"....

I aided no less than 2 dozen SEA refugees in studying for an passing their US Citizenship tests growing up and into college....

because you know *I* am the "Blood and Soil Nativist" not the guy who thinks by some magical accident of geography American Civics will be taught by the near Marxists in the Schools "accidentally."

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:20 AM (SzZnW)

717 Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:17 AM (vbvxt)

Unfortunately....yes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 11, 2016 05:21 AM (Zu3d9)

718 712 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:18 AM (uAvJJ)

Ja? Like me?

//Eichmann Camp Director at Conference for ANOTHER set of Fun Camps


You sure do give her a lot of benefit of the doubt comrade.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:22 AM (SzZnW)

719 Changed their name, kinda like Jefferson Sars-Strep.

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 05:22 AM (VdICR)

720 Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2016 05:15 AM (gyKtp)

Oh my dear Lord. I am not speaking about a gradual loss of freedom that we all are experiencing due to the Leviathan government that we all inhabit. I am speaking about those who specifically think electing Hillary will be the final nail in the coffin. Not just more erosion of liberty, but a sudden break and then freedom dies. That is the same type of crap that the "Flight 93 Election" author was trying to push.


Incidentally, if you are worried about loss of freedom, then tell me how Trump is *overall* better? Hillary is bad in many areas, but Trump is also bad in many areas. If restoring freedom is your pre-eminent goal, I can't see how either one of them are worthy of a vote.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:22 AM (uAvJJ)

721 Some of us have just gotten up and getting ready for the day. I'm too old for the late night stuff.





Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:19 AM (d76uN)



*shrug* I work nights. Not tonight, it's true, and tonight I didn't stay up like I should have. This will make it a bit tougher to sleep today, which makes it a bit harder to stay awake for work tonight, but the first day back always has a fair degree of suckage with it.

I see it's "Pile on Chemjeff" day today. I also see that straw pony "if you aren't voting for Trump it's a vote for Hillary" being trotted out.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:23 AM (vbvxt)

722 I would not vote for Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, or any other open-borders globalist. If that was my choice, I would write in my cat's name.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 05:24 AM (sdi6R)

723 722
I would not vote for Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, or any other open-borders
globalist. If that was my choice, I would write in my cat's name.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 05:24 AM (sdi6R)

But according to the binary choice crowd, that means you would actually be voting for Hillary....

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:25 AM (uAvJJ)

724 https://pbs.tw___.com/media/CsBzJtcUsAAfEkH.jpg

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:25 AM (d76uN)

725 717 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 11, 2016 05:21 AM (Zu3d9)

Forgive me, like I said the mattress ad and combination of listening to the results of unfettered and unvetted "scholastic tourism" 15 years ago has me in a mood.

I am quite capable of holding my tongue and I shall.

I am savvy enough to understand the Endangered Species Act of 1973.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:25 AM (SzZnW)

726 Doh!

My bad.

I'm not getting involved in it. If you don't feed the monster it will stay under the bed.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:26 AM (d76uN)

727 Oh my dear Lord. I am not speaking about a gradual loss of freedom that
we all are experiencing due to the Leviathan government that we all
inhabit. I am speaking about those who specifically think electing
Hillary will be the final nail in the coffin.>>>

Well it will be the final nail in the coffin for the rule of law applying to politicians.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hk5cbuc

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 05:27 AM (9/8em)

728 http://preview.tinyurl.com/hflahde

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:27 AM (d76uN)

729 Ugh, every video I watch buffers like crazy.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 11, 2016 05:27 AM (F5hTl)

730 Senate and Congress, folks. That's where the real domestic power lies, and that's where all of the real scoundrels reside. Everyone knows who the President is, but who knows their Congresscritters and Senators?


Congress controls the purse strings and the Senate confirms appointments. If you have the Congress and the Senate you can negate the effects of a crap President. Unfortunately we have a crap Congress/Senate, too, and no one pays attention to them.


You want to make a statement, vote for President. You want to make a difference, vote for Congress/Senate.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:27 AM (vbvxt)

731 721 Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:23 AM (vbvxt)

Oh it wasn't more than the ChemJeff 3 hour action hour.....

Unlike some others I was not slagging El Jefe in his absence, I did it here with him here.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:27 AM (SzZnW)

732 Sven10077 and everyone else who uses "perfesser" to refer to chemjeff:

It's intended as an insult and you can stop now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 11, 2016 05:28 AM (Zu3d9)

733 You sure do give her a lot of benefit of the doubt comrade.


Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:22 AM (SzZnW)

It's not "benefit of the doubt", it's called "reading her remarks in context".
http://tinyurl.com/mfkluvb
Do you take from that exchange that she literally wants to open up 1984-style concentration camps?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:28 AM (uAvJJ)

734 Well it will be the final nail in the coffin for the rule of law applying to politicians.



Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 05:27 AM (9/8em)


And once the rule of law no longer applies to the politicians or their friends, how are you, at that point, not living under tyranny?

It's not the end point of the totalitarian path, it's the event horizon, the point beyond which there's no escape.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 05:29 AM (HalrA)

735 730 Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:27 AM (vbvxt)

Heh....

"sure"

Obama magically paid Iran ~33 billion he found in the seat cushions on AF 1 GGE....

we are as far from the historic norms you cite as heaven is wide....

let's be sure to elect someone of Urkle's party who promises earnestly to be more unfettered with her pen and phone.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:30 AM (SzZnW)

736 WikiLeaks could release as many as 100,000 pages of new material related to Hillary Clinton before the election, Julian Assange said Thursday, thanks in part to new sources who stepped forward after the organization leaked internal emails from the Democratic National Committee.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/243517/

Posted by: Some Medieval Blacksmith at September 11, 2016 05:30 AM (VdICR)

737 721
I also see that straw pony "if you aren't voting for Trump it's a vote for Hillary" being trotted out.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:23 AM (vbvxt)


In previous elections, I've been on the receiving end of that argument more times than I can count. As an early Trump supporter, I find myself in the unusual position of being able to make it myself, but I won't.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 05:31 AM (sdi6R)

738 732 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 11, 2016 05:28 AM (Zu3d9)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endangered_Species_Act

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:31 AM (SzZnW)

739 Oh huh. I think I just solved a programming problem. Hold on..

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:32 AM (uAvJJ)

740 And once the rule of law no longer applies to the politicians or their
friends, how are you, at that point, not living under tyranny?



I got bad news for you. This has been happening since tar and feathers went out of style.


we are as far from the historic norms you cite as heaven is wide....


Did I cite historic norms? I think not. But I'm not citing hysteric norms, either, so there is that.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:33 AM (vbvxt)

741 "I find myself in the unusual position of being able to make it myself, but I won't."

I jumped on the train early too. Saw how this was headed when Walker crashed and burned.

Now?

effe em all. They want to vote hillzebub or that retard johnson, let em. Makes no never mind to me and I won't try and argue em out of that position.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:34 AM (d76uN)

742 733 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:28 AM (uAvJJ)

and my good friend and honorable colleague what precisely is the context of "Fun Camps" when indexed with baskets of 25% undesirable native born non-Americans?

It's a lot like Obama's National Civilian Security Force in "context" turns out he did not need the "Alpha-Omega Boys Choir" he just turned the IRS and FBI into his political henchmen....

or is that analysis "out of context?"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:34 AM (SzZnW)

743 In previous elections, I've been on the receiving
end of that argument more times than I can count. As an early Trump
supporter, I find myself in the unusual position of being able to make
it myself, but I won't.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 05:31 AM (sdi6R)


I hear ya. I would really like to get a candidate that I can support without feeling used and abused instead of one I have to support just to keep the opposition out of office.

Congress and Senate, folks. You heard it here.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:36 AM (vbvxt)

744 740 Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:33 AM (vbvxt)

I see "hysteric norms" so uh... "if ONLY Paul Ryan knew" is the new game eh?

Last time I checked the GOP punished Barack Obama's overreach by giving him more than he asked for, despite knowing it is NEVER enough.

Witness "Outbreak, Zika hysteria and Donk electioneering"

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:36 AM (SzZnW)

745 Most I slept in a night in weeks
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 05:39 AM (0G2eQ)

746 743 Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:36 AM (vbvxt)

I have always pulled GOP on every ballot GGE.....

of course 2018 may be a different story.

I guess elections are an affirmational exercise in moral perfection not picking idiot a or b.....

thus once it is proven to me that moral feelings are more vital than results I may have to experiment with using my non Presidential year votes to "make serious points and stop democrats by electing democrats."

If Paul Ryan is not going to use Congressional Powers I hear Nanny Botox has a LOT of notions about what to do there.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:39 AM (SzZnW)

747 Last time I checked the GOP punished Barack Obama's overreach by giving
him more than he asked for, despite knowing it is NEVER enough.




And yet here you are, thinking that Trump will check that slow slide into the abyss.


I'll vote in November, but there are no good choices in this election.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:40 AM (vbvxt)

748 Most I slept in a night in weeks

Good morning horde>>>

Braggart.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 05:40 AM (9/8em)

749 Oh and Kaepernick wore the socks at practice, and if so was the coaches problem. Game day is another matter.

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 05:41 AM (0G2eQ)

750 thus once it is proven to me that moral feelings are more vital than
results I may have to experiment with using my non Presidential year
votes to "make serious points and stop democrats by electing democrats."




It's not about "moral feelings", it's just an observation that when the R's lose they think they have to be more like D's to win, and when D's lose they just double down. I'm rather disillusioned with the entire prospect to tell you the truth, but I don't know a way out of it. So I'll just go on choosing the lesser of two weevils I guess and hope for the best.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:43 AM (vbvxt)

751 "Congress and Senate, folks. You heard it here."

When supposed GOP voters stop sending the likes of mccain and lahood to Dee Cee, I'll start agreeing with you.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:43 AM (d76uN)

752 749 Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 05:41 AM (0G2eQ)

con-vee-nee-yent....

of course so is the 49ers cutting a million buck check to support Colon....


Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:46 AM (SzZnW)

753 When supposed GOP voters stop sending the likes of mccain and lahood to Dee Cee, I'll start agreeing with you.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:43 AM (d76uN)



Can't help you there, all I can do is point out that you have more control on your level who gets sent to Dee Cee to represent you in the Congress and Senate than you do in the Presidential race.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:46 AM (vbvxt)

754 GGE, there's not many here that think our Congress is worth a flying fuck, and that's with the Rs in charge there.

But the presidency and associated agencies wield most of the real power now. Congress didn't approve that deal that gave Russia control of 20% of our uranium, the State Department did.

Congress didn't okay the bombing of Libya, TFG and Hillary did.

Congress might get around to impeaching the IRS chief, but a conviction and removal by the Senate is a remote possibility due to that pesky 2/3 majority vote and a bunch of lockstep Dems there. That is now frankly true for ANY kind of impeachment moves.

And Lois Lerner will continue to enjoy her retirement and gubmint pension.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2016 05:48 AM (gyKtp)

755 Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:46 AM (vbvxt)

Pretty apparent though that the vast majority of local GOP voters are okay with the status quo isn't it?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:49 AM (d76uN)

756 750 Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:43 AM (vbvxt)

My loathing of both choices is second to none.

I left and was largely unmissed I am certain over the acrimony of the Trump Superfans and the seedcorn of the NeverTrumper militia.

I have loathed Orange Toupee Weasel my entire time here.

He is the Colossus of f***ing Rhodes compared to Grammy H.

That these 5 clowns running are the "best" America has to offer is a telling admission on the part of our culture.

Here's the thing, when the NRO types teach me "no f**k you sven party loyalty on your part for the last 28 years has been a one way street" I will make it a no way street.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:49 AM (SzZnW)

757 My loathing of both choices is second to none.


Then why are you trying to shame everyone into voting for Trump?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:50 AM (uAvJJ)

758 Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2016 05:48 AM (gyKtp)



You're telling me these things as if I am unaware of them. I am fully aware that the Congress and Senate have failed for many years to do their jobs. It's part of the whole disillusionment thing I mentioned before. That being said, you are still more likely to have an effect through the Congress/Senate than you are in a Presidential race.


The choice now is between a turdburger and a shit sandwich. All we are doing at this point is arguing about what sort of bread we are going to use.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:52 AM (vbvxt)

759

02:50 here in west Hell. Night shiftin.

Watchin the teeth baring chest thumping masturbatory knees bent running around behaviors of the quaint night visitors.

I feel like Dave Atell on Insomniac...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Deplorably Irredeemable at September 11, 2016 05:53 AM (qul7b)

760 I will sure be glad when we get off of DMT (Daily Merchant's Time). It is now still pitch black at 0600 in the early Fall. Nobody actually likes this shit but we have to eat the sandwich anyway because the COC likes it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

761 Then why are you trying to shame everyone into voting for Trump?


Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:50 AM (uAvJJ)>>>
What candidate are you trying to get us to vote for?

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 05:53 AM (9/8em)

762 Pretty apparent though that the vast majority of local GOP voters are okay with the status quo isn't it?





Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:49 AM (d76uN)



Yup.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:53 AM (vbvxt)

763 "Then why are you trying to shame everyone into voting for Trump?"

If you are secure in your #never status, why do you care? You are just trying to keep the argument going, right?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:54 AM (d76uN)

764 757 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:50 AM (uAvJJ)

because having the 2d legit trained by Alinsky Red Diaper asshole in a row is bad?

Wait no my Good Friend and Distinguished Colleague that is OBVIOUSLY not apparent to you so let me put it another way......

contrary to what Brad "osawld" Thor and Grin Breck say the ONLY way we have a functioning check on the Presidency this cycle by an adversarial media and an enraged Congress whether the GOP or Donks win is get this Orange Toupee Weasel winning....

the media will loathe him viscerally, the GOP will be enraged at him for empowering actual genuine classical Patriots in having a voice....

the Democrats if empowered will hate him for thwarting their near seen through dream of flooding this nation with "newer better Americans."

Grammy H will face NONE of this.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 05:54 AM (SzZnW)

765 755 Pretty apparent though that the vast majority of local GOP voters are okay with the status quo isn't it?





Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:49 AM (d76uN)

The voters are not the problem, its the choices offered by the parties. Which is what got us Trump to begin with.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

766 When supposed GOP voters stop sending the likes of mccain and lahood to Dee Cee, I'll start agreeing with you.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:43 AM (d76uN)


And Ryan, and Boehner... let's face it, as long as the Priebus/Pundit/PACmen/Consultant faction remaisn in charge of the GOP, we've got no future here.

As far as I'm concerned, we should just put Trump up, then immediately get to work on creating a replacement for the Republican Party so we won't have to choose the lesser evil anymore.

For a bit of irony and laziness, let's take over what's left of the Reform Party. The irony is that was created as a spoiler, and the laziness part is that it's already on the ballot in most states, so the hard work is already done.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 05:55 AM (HalrA)

767 755
Pretty apparent though that the vast majority of local GOP voters are okay with the status quo isn't it?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:49 AM (d76uN)


Every Congressman and Senator sucks except for mine, so I will vote to re-elect him.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 05:55 AM (sdi6R)

768 I will sure be glad when we get off of DMT (Daily
Merchant's Time). It is now still pitch black at 0600 in the early Fall.
Nobody actually likes this shit but we have to eat the sandwich anyway
because the COC likes it.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:53 AM (mpXpK)


DST in the age of electric lights is rather pointless, isn't it.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:55 AM (vbvxt)

769 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:50 AM (uAvJJ)

One can loathe both choices and still discern the greater threat of a Hillary presidency.

This is what you do not underatand.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 11, 2016 05:55 AM (Zu3d9)

770 Well off to work. I thank GOD I live and work in Texas. I do not particularly relish this day, as it is a day of mostly bad but some good memories. May GOD protect each and every one of us and see us safely home to our loved ones at the end of this 11 September.

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2016 05:56 AM (zLDYs)

771 What candidate are you trying to get us to vote for?


Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 05:53 AM (9/8em)

I'm not trying to get you to vote for any specific candidate.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 05:56 AM (uAvJJ)

772 768 DST in the age of electric lights is rather pointless, isn't it.


Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:55 AM (vbvxt)

DST has always been pointless. There was never any logic to it. Benjamin Franklin was FOS.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

773 We're almost out of here bbut watching a AT video on the possibility that Hillary has Parkenson's disease

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2016 05:58 AM (0G2eQ)

774 The voters are not the problem, its the choices offered by the parties. Which is what got us Trump to begin with.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

Bullshit.

The choice was Mike Flynn or little prince lahood.

The voters choose the little prince.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:58 AM (d76uN)

775 the media will loathe him viscerally, the GOP will be enraged at him for
empowering actual genuine classical Patriots in having a voice....





which is why I'll most likely end up voting for him, but it doesn't change the taste at all.



The voters are not the problem, its the choices offered by the parties. Which is what got us Trump to begin with.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:54 AM (mpXpK)


Yup. Trump is the F-Q candidate.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 05:58 AM (vbvxt)

776 The choice was Kelly Ward or captain juan.

The voters choose captain juan.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 11, 2016 05:59 AM (d76uN)

777 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

778 DST has always been pointless. There was never any logic to it. Benjamin Franklin was FOS.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)


There's an old wives tale that, when a distinguished old Indian chief first heard about daylight savings time, he said "Only the government would believe that you can cut off the bottom of a quilt, sew it to the top, and have a longer quilt."

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 06:00 AM (HalrA)

779 I'm not trying to get you to vote for any specific candidate.>>>

So you just think people that fight for a specific candidate are Deplorable.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 06:01 AM (9/8em)

780 the GOP will be enraged at him for empowering actual genuine classical Patriots in having a voice....


I am not sure about this claim. If Trump won, I don't think the GOP would be "enraged" by Trump at all. In fact I think they would fall in line.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 06:01 AM (uAvJJ)

781 So you just think people that fight for a specific candidate are Deplorable.


Posted by: Willy J. at September 11, 2016 06:01 AM (9/8em)


Ummmmm....... no. Vote your conscience.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 06:01 AM (uAvJJ)

782 DST has always been pointless. There was never any logic to it. Benjamin Franklin was FOS.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)



Just out of curiosity, and because I really don't know, which time is correct? What we observe in the winter or what we observe in the summer?

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 06:02 AM (vbvxt)

783 I am not sure about this claim. If Trump won, I
don't think the GOP would be "enraged" by Trump at all. In fact I think
they would fall in line.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 06:01 AM (uAvJJ)


Fall in line with who? Trump, or the media? Most of them are spineless shitweasels that surrender as soon as the media starts making noise about them.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 06:02 AM (HalrA)

784 769 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 11, 2016 05:55 AM (Zu3d9)

The friendliest way I can put it to Jeff and lord knows I have wasted the 1s and 0s and broken many a hamster here trying is....

he lives in a fantasy world where the media will hold her accountable along with the same GOP that has shown a lack of willingness to thwart Obama....

my picque and ire with him is he pretends that thwarting Trump is a cost free exercise of his franchise, and he is an educated scientific mind so I know he knows better if he detaches the personalities in play and looks at it as game theory.

I can forgive the truly ignorant and stupid their sins easily, because in the end I am not a subscriber to the notion that a million monkeys given a million typewriters for a million days will randomly render Shakespeare.

I do not forgive learned minds who pride themselves on their ability to make detached analysis quite so easily.

Thus in a perverted way, my taking the time to argue with a person no matter how heated I get is a grudging admission they are in fact a worthy intellect.

I know ChemJeff is a smart enough person that he can see the fire is hot.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 06:03 AM (SzZnW)

785 Who of the other candidates has a decent chance of winning in a 3 way race?


Posted by: Pol Pot at September 11, 2016 04:25 AM (9/8em)


Boaty McBoatface !

Posted by: JT at September 11, 2016 06:03 AM (ALxsB)

786 Benjamin Franklin was FOS.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

Slander!

I don't think he actually proposed it.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 11, 2016 06:04 AM (Zu3d9)

787 We should just split the difference and be done with the whole silliness.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 11, 2016 06:05 AM (Zu3d9)

788 Boaty McBoatface !

Posted by: JT at September 11, 2016 06:03 AM (ALxsB)


I wonder if we could get the Bernie Bros to do a Boaty McBoatface write-in as a protest for how the DNC screwed The Bern.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 11, 2016 06:05 AM (HalrA)

789 780 Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 06:01 AM (uAvJJ)

The Congressional GOP has made it very plain they fear/desire media alliance more than Trump's.

When the media started in on Trump as they did on Nixon the GOP would cave happily as they did with Nixon.

That which has happened before is more likely to occur again than that which has NEVER happened....to show me a resolute GOP that withstood an adverse media you need to go back to Grant's Ohio Gang.

Jeff despite my "drunken boxing" posting style, I know US history like a lumberjack knows his axe.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2016 06:06 AM (SzZnW)

790 782
Just out of curiosity, and because I really don't know, which time is correct? What we observe in the winter or what we observe in the summer?
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 11, 2016 06:02 AM (vbvxt)


Standard Time is correct. That's when the sun is closest to the meridian at noon.

Daylight Savings Time is an abomination, much like the Designated Hitter rule.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2016 06:07 AM (sdi6R)

791 Still a lie. A vote for Hillary is a vote for
Hillary. A vote for someone other than Hillary is not a vote for
Hillary. It's rather obvious at this point.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 11, 2016 04:22 AM (uAvJJ)

---
bullshit.

pure and simple

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2016 06:26 AM (dbgcV)

792 hello test

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 11, 2016 08:56 AM (OxsRO)

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