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Thursday Morning News Dump (9/8/16) [Mis. Hum.]
- ICYMI last night there was a Presidential forum
- Nationwide protests in Venezuela
- James Comey, "we don't play games we just roll over" or something like that
- Russia flips us off again
- Female Presidential candidate facing charges
- Great Britain to build a wall
- Promising news for Pancreatic cancer treatment
- More promising news on the medical front
- Illegal alien aided and abetted by Feds
- It appears that Obama put on his big boy pants
- Hard to believe that our Revolutionary War started in this Nanny State
- More Obamacare troubles, hold your laughter
- Lazy? Speak for yourself President 4Putt. Jerk.
- Is there anyone in government that is honest? Part I
- Is there anyone in government that is honest? Part II
- Obama sure is good at picking winners, isn't he?
- Mother & daughter special snowflakes make news. Grow up.
- Ferguson, MO activist found dead
- Don't have a significant other? There is hope for you.
- Nigerians claim they were discriminated against
- Goldman-Sachs donation news
- Genius Award
- Feel good story of the day
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: F. Wan Shoe at September 08, 2016 07:46 AM (rbulZ)
Posted by: IC at September 08, 2016 07:50 AM (KTFfX)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2016 07:51 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: IC at September 08, 2016 07:51 AM (KTFfX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 07:52 AM (9P3OG)
Seems that Arianna didn't like news stories when the sources were anonymous and when they smeared the reputation of her friends.
The reporters didn't like Arianna protecting her friends and the reporters all said that Arianna didn't have any experience in journalism. (Translation: News media use anonymous sources to smear peopla all the time. It's how things are done, it's how reporters gain their street cred; destroying the rich and famous.)
Guess who won.
Posted by: F. Wan Shoe at September 08, 2016 07:52 AM (rbulZ)
Posted by: IC at September 08, 2016 07:51 AM (KTFfX)
thank you. sometimes i wonder if they get looked at.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 07:53 AM (voOPb)
... I pretty much got the same routine when I went to college .. plus no cars on campus Freshman year.
I guess I should declare my "blackness" and sue
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 08, 2016 07:53 AM (e8kgV)
Calif., last week was an illegal immigrant who was only in the U.S.
because his homeland refused to take him, federal officials confirmed
Wednesday.
... I've been thinking about stuff like this and also the death penalty.
Perhaps, we could use a variation of the 9/11 model.
We put these people on planes, then push them out over their country .. no parachute but with a blindfold (it's only humain).
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 08, 2016 07:57 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 07:57 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: IC at September 08, 2016 07:58 AM (KTFfX)
Instapundit : Judge Boggs
My Side! Your Side! My Side! Your Side!
I'm guessing da Judge is a fan of Farscape.
Posted by: F. Wan Shoe at September 08, 2016 07:58 AM (rbulZ)
LOL---because Hamas was going to wing going away
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 07:58 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 08:00 AM (/m8T6)
Looks like Colin Powell is an accessory to Hillary Clinton's crimes after all, the Donks have released an email exchange between him and the FAB instructing her to use methods to circumvent records creation and retention and to set up alternate methods of communication.
It takes two to make a conspiracy so you now can prove intent without a shadow of a doubt Comey you fucking asshole hack of an FBI director.
Lock both of those motherfuckers up.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 08, 2016 08:01 AM (tDZ/V)
No, but the scuttlebutt is that she was wearing an earpiece.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:02 AM (EnGQE)
Over at Drudge, the lead story alludes to Oma Panzersuit was wearing an earpiece during last night's "event."
He links to Alex Jones, so take it for what it's worth. And yet . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:02 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:03 AM (NOIQH)
Guess Gary Johnson blew it: "What is Aleppo?"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:03 AM (NOIQH
Leppo was the sixth Marx brother.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:04 AM (9P3OG)
===========================
Out of all the missing emails, this email string is the one they could find?
Somebody needs to explain the first rule of digging holes to the Hillary camp.
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 08:04 AM (/m8T6)
JJ, What truth there is these days, appears to be located in strange places!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:04 AM (wCEn4)
all the chest-beating by people no longer in government, there really
wasn't a prosecutable case," he said in the memo.
Seriously, Mr. Comey?
Wow.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:05 AM (NOIQH)
I don't know who takes the closeup pictures but it certainly looks like it, and would it surprise anyone if she were? So she's either hard of hearing or getting the answers fed to her. If it's the first she should admit it and if it's the second....who's pulling sick Hillary's strings? Huma? The Muslim Brotherhood?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:05 AM (EnGQE)
The pics are all over twitter, too.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 08:05 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:06 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 07:53 AM (voOPb)
If you are wondering if the news dump is read, I do! And maybe not even the same day, but I come back here and read 'em at various times. The Genius and FeelGood stories are almost always entertaining.
So thanks for your effort in putting together this reading list! You's a gentleman (gentlewoman?) and a scholar!
Posted by: An American Commoner at September 08, 2016 08:06 AM (pxwEr)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:06 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (ANVXm)
Was Hillary in the same studio as M. Lauer?
With CGI it can be difficult to tell sometimes.
Hillary might have been a hologram.
Posted by: F. Wan Shoe at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (rbulZ)
At any point did Hillary forget where she was and accidentally take the fifth in response to a question?
Did Trump do well? Oh lord, I hope he did.
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (OkKDg)
"Effective Thursday, September 1, all partners across the firm are considered 'restricted persons' as defined by the firm's Policy on Personal Political Activities in the US. As outlined below, restricted persons are prohibited from engaging in political activities and/or making campaign contributions to candidates running for state and local offices, as well as sitting state and local officials running for federal office," the bank wrote to its employees.
... so does this mean that Trump is a 'sitting state and local official' ?
The man has never held an elective office. Hillary has but ...
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (e8kgV)
And yet, that doesn't sound all that wacky. Hillary is *so* stage-managed, I can see them doing this as a preventative measure, a way to reassure her and speak to her should she freeze/"short-circuit."
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:08 AM (NOIQH)
In 1775, Massachusetts was populated by patriots.
Today it is populated by Democrats.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2016 08:08 AM (X6fMO)
We MUST hack that comm line! Oh, the fun we will have...
Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2016 08:09 AM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2016 08:09 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 08, 2016 08:09 AM (HSmrB)
... so does this mean that Trump is a 'sitting state and local official' ?
The man has never held an elective office. Hillary has but ...
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (e8kgV
Pence is the lame duck governor of IN. So i guess they consider that local office
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:09 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:10 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 08, 2016 08:10 AM (SXa8W)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:10 AM (piuBT)
*****
Just another nail in the coughin'.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 08, 2016 08:10 AM (mvenn)
Remember peasant, a Civil Service SES pension is something you don't risk losing on some minor inadvertent petty infraction of a confusing, poorly written, and long regulation that is obviously open to interpretation.
Posted by: Dir James Comeytose at September 08, 2016 08:11 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (OkKDg)
50 years ago I was just starting first grade. Yikes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:11 AM (9P3OG)
Kaine supposedly is.
But it's not like the payoff comes before the payback, is it? Hilly's whole 'pay to play' scheme since she left State has been a pre-pay to play model for after she becomes President.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:11 AM (oVJmc)
==========================
Aren't Ghurkas Nepalese?
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 08:12 AM (/m8T6)
Now, they're wondering how he ties his own shoes.
Posted by: jwest at September 08, 2016 08:12 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 08:12 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 08, 2016 08:12 AM (hLRSq)
Obvious statement of the day:
Amy Schumer is an annoying, bloated ignoramus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:10 AM (9P3OG
I would hit that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:13 AM (voOPb)
The man has never held an elective office. Hillary has but ...
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (e8kgV)
the new "Policy" refers to sitting State or Local Officials so The FAB is not a current State Ot Local Office Holder, neither is Kaine. The ONLY one who is, is Pence so that is why they can not contribute to Trump/Pence....Of course it is all bullshit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:13 AM (zp+j1)
That is a pretty good indication of what people think of Hillary's health and cognitive abilities.
I remember the 'Bush was wearing a device during his debate!' rumors, and so many Lefties believed it because Bush = stoopid. Welcome to Bush's world, Hillary!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:14 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 08, 2016 08:14 AM (SXa8W)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:13 AM (voOPb)
There isn't enough desperation in the know universe for that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:14 AM (9P3OG)
But it's not like the payoff comes before the payback, is it? Hilly's whole 'pay to play' scheme since she left State has been a pre-pay to play model for after she becomes President.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:11 AM (oVJmc)
Kaine is not currently holding and State of Local Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:14 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (e8kgV)
There's a valid reason why most people think that all lawyers involved in politics are scum!
Posted by: Dir James Comeytose at September 08, 2016 08:14 AM (wCEn4)
I'm going to wildly judgmental here, but I don't think Hillary is particularly tethered to their Christian faith in general either. Her faith is in material thing and her own power.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:14 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:15 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:15 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:13 AM (voOPb)
There isn't enough desperation in the know universe for that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:14 AM (9P3OG
I have failed in my role as the set up man for great humorists
perhaps
I would hit that with................
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:16 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:13 AM (voOPb)
Since I have great respect for you, I presume you left off the 'with a 4"x4"' qualifying phrase!
Posted by: Dir James Comeytose at September 08, 2016 08:16 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 08:17 AM (/m8T6)
But I suspect it's mostly because the NBC snap poll showed Trump came out ahead by 55%.
I guess Lauer is now off the Christmas Card list and won't be invited to the top journo-fascist parties.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 08:17 AM (+YTl9)
Yes. But recruited into the Commonwealth and generally considered "Indian." Or at least lumped in with them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 08:18 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Defeatism, Despair, and Dismay - The Outrage
Outlet for Sports and Elections at September 08, 2016 08:12 AM (hLRSq)
The Indian army has lots of Gurkhas....I think about 30-40,000.
And maybe the Brits do too, but not as many.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 08:18 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:18 AM (wCEn4)
32 Star Trek's 50th Anniversary today...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (OkKDg)
50 years ago I was just starting first grade. Yikes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:11 AM (9P3OG
63 years ago I was just starting first grade. Yikes! Now, my lawn, get off of it! OY!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseygy at September 08, 2016 08:19 AM (TPimP)
Why is she getting the questions ahead of time?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 08:19 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:14 AM (9P3OG)
Uh....I think we all are guilty of hitting something similar in our youths.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 08:19 AM (Zu3d9)
Will Hillary pull her bottle of hot sauce from her purse and slap it down on the podium at her Baptist speech today?
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 08:19 AM (/m8T6)
Sigh
It's always something with her and her husband
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:19 AM (zp+j1)
Let's just say I have some professional experience with those so afflicted at that age. It's a short one way trip from independence, to dependence, to dementia, to death.
She owes the public the truth.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 08:20 AM (ZFUt7)
They actually used the word "creeper". I guess that's a thing today.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 08:20 AM (+YTl9)
Calif., last week was an illegal immigrant who was only in the U.S.
because his homeland refused to take him, federal officials confirmed
Wednesday.
Gitmo has space....
Posted by: Jean at September 08, 2016 08:20 AM (ngn8T)
amazing and beautiful resource," Delaney said. "We can find cord-blood
donors for 99 percent of patients who cannot find a donor."
That is fantastic!
*Also nice to see that it's the cord-blood and not the stem cells from the (unborn) baby that are providing the cure after all that insistence that we need embryonic stem cells for cures.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:21 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:21 AM (NOIQH)
The Spirit released a statement prior to the match, saying they would rather move up the Anthem while the teams were off the field than subject our fans and friends to the disrespect we feel such an act would represent.
FOX News
OUTSTANDING!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:22 AM (zp+j1)
Nigerians complaining about being scammed? Now that there is comedy gold.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 07:52 AM (9P3OG)
Scammed by one of the Historically Black Colleges. Which according to it's wiki, has had big problems with corruption among the administration and trustees in the last few years.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 08:22 AM (LuZz8)
The women in your family obviously have a good sense for potential threats!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:22 AM (wCEn4)
But she knows it's all that keeps her out of prison. If I had such motivation, perhaps I'd do the same.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 08, 2016 08:24 AM (ne2nH)
Posted by: Jean at September 08, 2016 08:24 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Jean at September 08, 2016 08:20 AM (ngn8T)
Sadly, the traitors are INSIDE THE HOUSE, so to speak!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:24 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 08, 2016 08:24 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 08:19 AM (gJBE5)
The same way Matt Lauer had a tweet from DJT 2013 regarding rape in the military. This tweet came conveniently right after a black democrat military man who's daughter is thinking about joining the military and is worried about the rape culture.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:25 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 08, 2016 08:26 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:25 AM (voOPb)
THAT is such a fuckin total crock of bullshit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:26 AM (zp+j1)
Makes me wanna buy more ammo, amd hold the women in my life all the closer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 08, 2016 08:26 AM (ne2nH)
________________________
I didn't see anything in his e-mail to Hillary that was telling her it was okay to transmit classified or secret or top secret government material over unsecured servers.
He was talking about keeping her private conversations from becoming public records, he wasn't telling her to set up her own personal e-mail server in her home bathroom so that she could conduct all of her SOS business, including the classified and secret parts, on servers that could be hacked by every foreign government and criminal organization on the planet.
Even Powell isn't that stupid.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2016 08:26 AM (NnYnv)
That's how Hillary rolls: she doesn't do media interviews unless she reviews and approves all questions in advance. She also has a history of her people feeding questions to people in 'townhall' style events (see: "diamonds or pearls?"). We know the DNC lords over MSNBC thanks to the DNC email leaks. In addition, the email of Hillary's team coordinating with Sen. Menendez to provide him the questions he should ask her during the Benghazi hearing.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:26 AM (NOIQH)
++++
Arguably, she's somewhere between dependency and dementia
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:27 AM (piuBT)
Good grief.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 08:27 AM (+YTl9)
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 08:27 AM (9nt94)
Posted by: nckate at September 08, 2016 08:28 AM (/6xSK)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 08, 2016 08:28 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:25 AM (voOPb)
"Y'know, Matt, I'm more concerned about a real rape epidemic happening on our souther border and in Islamic controlled areas, than the isolated incidents in our military - which are of course horrible and will be punished severely."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:28 AM (9P3OG)
If I had a big pile of paper documents with words like "Confidential" and "Secret" on them and I left them in an unlocked storage unit next to the Chinese Embassy, would that be presidential?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 08, 2016 08:29 AM (B+qrE)
They actually used the word "creeper". I guess that's a thing today.
++++
Trust their instincts. He wouldn't be her VP choice without being fully compromised
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:29 AM (piuBT)
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:30 AM (bpfzP)
The Spirit released a statement prior to the match, saying they would rather move up the Anthem while the teams were off the field than subject our fans and friends to the disrespect we feel such an act would represent.
FOX News
OUTSTANDING!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:22 AM (zp+j1)
---
"Stand your ass up before I plant my size 9."
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 08, 2016 08:31 AM (rlfds)
Even Powell isn't that stupid.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2016 08:26 AM (NnYnv)
There's SO many levels to that statement........
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 08:31 AM (LuZz8)
https://pjmedia.com/trending/2016/09/07/presidential
-green-party-candidate-jill-stein-vandalizes-bulldozer-
will-be-charged/?singlepage=true
(remove extra spaces)
The hilariously sad part isn't that Green Party candidate Jill Stein is vandalizing property to get attention for her Libertarianesque Johnson style run for the White House.
The hilariously sad part is...
look at her and her followers "Oh, so chic!/oh, so expensive!" eco-warrior clothing.
It's like Halloween for these deebs.
The Revolution by Neiman-Marcus is coming.
Up Against the Wall fashionistas!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2016 08:31 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:30 AM (bpfzP)
And grammie provides a most succinct description of our current predicament.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 08:31 AM (RD7QR)
FREE SPEECH WORKS BOTH WAYS.
/waves to the Dixie Chicks
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 08, 2016 08:32 AM (B+qrE)
Don't worry, Politifact "fact checked" it as false. Apparently saying "Yeah, I guess so" on Howard Stern is exactly like voting for the war. :/
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 08:32 AM (9nt94)
rather move up the Anthem while the teams were off the field than
subject our fans and friends to the disrespect we feel such an act would
represent.
Love it!
You can have your free speech, honey, but we don't have to provide you the platform.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:33 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2016 08:31 AM (HGtd0)
Politics is a fashion statement for the upper middle class. That's why their beliefs are so often indistinguishable from fads.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 08:33 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:34 AM (OkKDg)
I finally heard Obastard's comments in Laos. What an absolute asshole. And an arrogant, ignorant piece of shit.
If I had a dime for every time I wrote that for the last 8 years . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:34 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 08:19 AM (/m8T6)
==========================================
She's talking to the Baptists today ? Ha. Good luck with that.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:34 AM (bpfzP)
I remember well Senator Trump's vote in favor of the war.
I also remember the whole Congress voting in favor of the glorious triumph in Libya.
That date I had with Bond girl Carole Bouquet back in '84 was excellent, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 08, 2016 08:35 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Jean at September 08, 2016 08:35 AM (ngn8T)
___________________
A lot of countries have been doing that, mainly because they know there will be no repercussions to them if they do.
If we had a real government, instead of the clown show we currently have, any refusal to repatriate a criminal alien would mean automatic suspension of any more visas to the offending nation, termination of existing visas to that country's citizens in the U.S. and expulsion, denial of foreign aid, recall of the ambassador, etc.
Instead, the Obama administration just shrugs and says "you don't want to take back your violent criminal who was in the U.S. illegally? No problem, we'll keep him here. Have a great day!"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2016 08:35 AM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:34 AM (OkKDg)
Should've taken a dump in the White House linen closet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:35 AM (9P3OG)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zaebwuo
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:35 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 08, 2016 08:35 AM (SXa8W)
Posted by: Jean at September 08, 2016 08:35 AM (ngn8T)
Yeah? Wait till they play the National Anthem
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:35 AM (zp+j1)
"Yeah, I guess so" on Howard Stern is exactly like voting for the war.
:/
Remind me again: How many troops did Trump commit to the Iraq war? Show me his his vote for the war in the Senate record....
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:36 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:36 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 08, 2016 08:36 AM (ne2nH)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:27 AM (piuBT)
So is much of America.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 08:36 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:36 AM (bpfzP)
You're married to Sergeant Yemana?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:37 AM (9P3OG)
vandalizing property to get attention for her Libertarianesque Johnson
style run for the White House.
Oh, it's getting real out there now. Leonardo DiCaprio showed up to protest the pipeline, and I saw a facebook meme with Arlington National Cemetery with the line "You wouldn't build a pipeline through here, so why through here" showing the field in North Dakota. :/
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 08:37 AM (9nt94)
I think that's sweet, but can't you instruct him on how to make the coffee correctly?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:37 AM (EnGQE)
Aspirating food and beverage with PD is common.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 08:37 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:27 AM (piuBT)
Firs time through I read that as "Depends and dementia".
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:37 AM (wCEn4)
Ah, the wonderful warmth of a heat lamp melting the special snowflake's little defiance.
Warms even my cold dark heart.
Has she complained yet about how homophobic 'n racist 'n mean the team is?
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 08, 2016 08:38 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:38 AM (piuBT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Both of them?
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 08:39 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:37 AM (EnGQE)
Get in the car and go to DD
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:39 AM (zp+j1)
I'm all for bombing the heck out of them from high above instead of risking American lives on the ground, but I'd bet she also believes she can do that without any civilian casualties (whatever civilians are still there after ISIS arrives).
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:40 AM (NOIQH)
The Spirit released a statement prior to the match, saying they would rather move up the Anthem while the teams were off the field than subject our fans and friends to the disrespect we feel such an act would represent.
FOX News
OUTSTANDING!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:22 AM (zp+j1)
Apparently she is very upset that she wasn't allowed to protest. Because it's al about her, just like Kapenich's antics are about drawing attention to him, not whatever issues he's supposedly protesting.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 08:40 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:41 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 08:41 AM (/m8T6)
It's probably more than two-or the two are wealthy if they had to pay for the ads-although granted many Jews vote Democratic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:41 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 08, 2016 08:41 AM (EzPgj)
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And she's ignoring the fact that we do have ground troops in Iraq, FFS.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 08:42 AM (7HtZB)
LOl. I'm sure it will last a while. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:42 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:36 AM (bpfzP)
Old family story:
Levi gets married, and he and his wife set up house. On the first morning she makes breakfast, she doesn't do too well and burns the toast, but serves it anyway. She says to Levi, "I hope that the toast is all right!"
Levi, wanting to have a good marriage and not upset his new bride, says "That's all right, the toast is just the way Levi likes it!"
Levi ate burned toast for the next forty years.
That's the way Levi likes it!" was thus a go-to phrase in my household growing up.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:42 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 08, 2016 08:43 AM (ANVXm)
http://tinyurl.com/jewobv8
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 08:43 AM (/m8T6)
And we have troops on the ground in Syria.
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 08:43 AM (9nt94)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 08:44 AM (SeD0w)
Shhhhh! That's "smart diplomacy," "leading from behind" and "doing just enough to not be mocked" in action!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 08:44 AM (NOIQH)
She should retire and die in quiet.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 08, 2016 08:44 AM (ne2nH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:39 AM (zp+j1)
As long as it's not Starbucks. That CEO just endorsed Hillary.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:44 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:39 AM (zp+j1)
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I don't think we have one of those. I haven't done much exploring yet, but it appears we live in a upper-middle-yuppie resort town with no chains of any kind. Everything appears to be "interesting and unique and upscale". Yeah. Me - upscale. Ha.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:44 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:45 AM (piuBT)
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 08:40 AM (7HtZB)
If she wants to protest, she can always just refuse to play. Oh, but that action would actually have negative consequences for her, so she won't do that.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 08:45 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at September 08, 2016 08:45 AM (gkdDP)
She should retire and die in quiet.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 08, 2016 08:44 AM (ne2nH)
Again I ask, what happens if a candidate dies mid-campaign? Somebody wants to create a crisis by making us find out.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 08:46 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 08, 2016 08:41 AM (EzPgj)
Mr. Sharp. Vayr ge hargit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:46 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 08:39 AM (zp+j1)
Why would a bunch of nerds in someone's basement have better coffee? Oh wait, I thought you said D&D.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 08:47 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:47 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:47 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:48 AM (piuBT)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 08:48 AM (s/EUv)
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Eureka!! Now, we may be on to something. If she always wears an earpiece for public appearances=>
There is something known as the ear-cough reflex (aka Arnold's reflex) wherein tactile stimulation of the ear canal triggers a cough, via the vagus nerve.
So, when the 'control tower' is whispering sweet nothings in her ear to keep her on message, she begins to cough!
And in case you are wondering, yes, there is a code for that: ICD-10 R29.2 - abnormal reflex.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 08, 2016 08:49 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:49 AM (piuBT)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 08:49 AM (SeD0w)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 08:46 AM (RD7QR)
Simple, we postpone the election for four years and have a do-over then!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:50 AM (wCEn4)
I just love this song of hers: "I Fall to Pieces"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG-8uZg2uV0
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:50 AM (bpfzP)
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That number would be a lot higher if the MSM would report on the findings of Charles Ortel, the Harvard MBA (because we know that's important to Obama voters), top Wall Street financial analyst who has spent the past year reviewing all the public filings for the Clintons' various "charities." He calls them a "charity fraud of epic proportions."
The Haitians, btw, have been saying the same thing for years now, but nobody pays attention to them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2016 08:50 AM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:49 AM (piuBT)
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Yup.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:51 AM (bpfzP)
Wow. Nigerians have quite the sense of...something.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 08:51 AM (s/EUv)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 08:51 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:47 AM (9P3OG)
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Bo Jackson, he ain't.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 08, 2016 08:51 AM (rlfds)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zqu65k2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:51 AM (EnGQE)
Should have told the fucker he should be more worried about the rape culture rampant among the damned gangbangers infesting whatever Democrat shithole he lives in.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2016 08:52 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:36 AM (bpfzP)
Get in the kitchen and bring him a sammich with that 1st cup of coffee
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:52 AM (voOPb)
So, when the 'control tower' is whispering sweet nothings in her ear to keep her on message, she begins to cough!
Might also explain her 'deer in the headlights' moments of trying to pay attention to multiple stimuli.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:52 AM (OkKDg)
Was Hillary in the same studio as M. Lauer?
With CGI it can be difficult to tell sometimes.
Hillary might have been a hologram.
Posted by: F. Wan Shoe
Even a hologram of her weighs 300 lbs.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 08, 2016 08:53 AM (kfcYC)
She (Patsy Cline) had a voice that could really tear out your heartstrings.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:53 AM (wCEn4)
The pics I saw look like the in-ear part is exactly like the stock (wired) buds that come w/Apple gear. And, they will NOT stay in my ear for 5 seconds. They are engineered for Asian ears or something.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 08, 2016 08:53 AM (SeD0w)
>>It's [expletive] unbelievable. Saddened by it. It's pretty clear what the message is I am trying to bring to light in Chicago and what I continue to try to talk about the last few days. Clearly with [Spirit owner Bill Lynch's] actions, it's a necessary conversation. It was incredibly distasteful, four days before one of the worst tragedies in our country, to say that I tried to hijack this event. ... It's just really disappointing and disrespectful. We want to talk about disrespect, and me disrespecting, he didn't even give both teams a chance to even stand in front of it and show their respects. It's unbelievable. It's truly an unbelievable act to me."
More...
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 08, 2016 08:53 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:48 AM (piuBT)
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Yeah, I might have to buy an additional coffee maker. He gets up early and drinks the whole pot, then makes me another pot. It's so strong a spoon could stand up in it. He says that's the way Swedes make it. I've been drinking strong coffee all my life, but this takes the cake.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:53 AM (bpfzP)
Hey teach! Your hotlink inside a .pdf form doesn't link so good and when it does, the fillable google.docs form therein is not so fillable in either Firefox or IE.
Over an hour to signup my HS Senior for the Senior Bundle of goodies.
"But it's all online now don't you see, so no paper forms to deal with!"
SMDH
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2016 08:53 AM (JO9+V)
Well, I'll give you credit anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 08:53 AM (xpSCc)
Wow. Nigerians have quite the sense of...something.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 08, 2016 08:51 AM (s/EUv)
Ironic names since they're crying about being taken advantage of.
Sucker Moses, No-way Owei, Psyche Harold, Dum Dum Jumbo, Stooge Samuel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (9P3OG)
Depends if that candidate is an organ donor. If Clinton is, time is of the essence. Harvesting her organs as quickly as possible and getting them on ice to the nearest hospital increases the odds of a successful transplant.
Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (piuBT)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 08:46 AM (RD7QR)
1) Democrats get to put whoever they want there.
2) GOP Mike Pence
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (mvenn)
Oh hell no.
WaPoo
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:53 AM (wCEn4)
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I know. She always sings like she's wringing out her soul.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 08:07 AM (OkKDg)
50 years ago I was just starting first grade. Yikes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Me too. Double Yikes. Thanks for reminding me.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (kfcYC)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's nothing compared to what she owes karma!
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 08, 2016 08:55 AM (dIc3Q)
After Star Trek was cancelled in 69, Shatner appeared with them at several airshows. They were so close at the time that Shatner's kids stayed with their kids during the show season. She said they hadn't talked to him much in the last few years because he had a lot of health issues, they had issues, etc etc etc. But, such a pleasant surprise and a really cool day.
As an aside, the woman was 79 and the gentleman was 86. Very, very decent, moral conservatives. I will see them again on October 22 and cannot wait.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2016 08:55 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Colin at September 08, 2016 08:55 AM (hIWCG)
Yep; I understand. My son is a Junior but he could not get his schedule until he filled out all the stuff on line and it looks a day before it was straightened out by the website administrator for the school.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:56 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:35 AM (9P3OG)
The Kenyan bath towel!! A classic, but difficult!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy, in your closet at September 08, 2016 08:56 AM (Z1U+Q)
http://bit.ly/2c1f8NS
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 08, 2016 08:56 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (piuBT)
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Yeah, they're right before you get into town, on the highway that comes in from the west.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:57 AM (bpfzP)
I know. She always sings like she's wringing out her soul.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (bpfzP)
Funny how in every restaurant we went to in Japan, all local joints with virtually no westerners, the music was either Beatles, Motown/soul and C&W. I remember a Patsy Cline tune whilst chowing down on yakitori.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:57 AM (9P3OG)
Makes me wanna buy more ammo, amd hold the women in my life all the closer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants
Yet you resent serial rapists who want to do the same thing.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 08, 2016 08:57 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:57 AM (EnGQE)
And that Apple is trying to Make Apple Great Again.
I dunno if that's a meme or something.
He went into it a bit - he said a lot of software companies try build a wall around their ecosystem (software garden) so once a user is in they stay in that garden.
He said now Apple is making their wall bigger and beautiful and they are making Microsoft pay for it.
made me laugh.
Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2016 08:57 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 08:58 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Babies. I'm having conversations with babies.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:58 AM (bpfzP)
First, is that even legal? I though there laws against companies pressuring their employees for political aims. You know, back when we had laws.
Second, yet another reason to vote for Trump. That's a campaign ad, right there. If I were on Trump's staff I'd blast this news everywhere. Geez, every Bernie voter in the country would vote for Donald if they were award of this.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 08, 2016 08:59 AM (1zARK)
I just took a look at some of Tanner's stuff. Very nice, although I do not like his Annunciation at all!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 08:59 AM (Zu3d9)
No need to worry about it. If Hillary's body dies, she'll re-materialize next to her phylactery within a week or so.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 08:59 AM (KUaJL)
Levi gets married, and he and his wife set up house. On the first morning she makes breakfast, she doesn't do too well and burns the toast, but serves it anyway. She says to Levi, "I hope that the toast is all right!"
Levi, wanting to have a good marriage and not upset his new bride, says "That's all right, the toast is just the way Levi likes it!"
Levi ate burned toast for the next forty years.
That's the way Levi likes it!" was thus a go-to phrase in my household growing up.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 08:42 AM (wCEn4)
There's a very similar story about Cecil B. DeMille. Being the imperious director he was, he didn't want to waste time looking through the daily menu at the Paramount commissary, so he told the dining room matron, "Just pick something and I'll eat it."
So, for some reason, she thought DeMille would like pea soup, and every day for twenty-odd years, DeMille would stride into the room, sit at his table and eat his bowl of soup.
Finally, one day the kitchen ran out. When DeMille arrived for lunch, the matron told him nervously, "I'm so sorry, Mister DeMille, but we have no pea soup today."
"That's all right," the director smiled. "and may I tell you the truth? I hate pea soup."
The matron turned white. "Then why didn't you ever send it back?"
"Well, you looked so happy the first day you set the bowl down in front of me," DeMille explained, "that I just couldn't bear to disappoint you."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2016 08:59 AM (X6fMO)
Babies. I'm having conversations with babies.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 08:58 AM (bpfzP)
No way you're older than me. Really?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:59 AM (9P3OG)
Depends if that candidate is an organ donor. If Clinton is, time is of the essence. Harvesting her organs as quickly as possible and getting them on ice to the nearest hospital increases the odds of a successful transplant.
Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 08:54 AM (Bdeb0)
If you get the Hell-Hag's heart do you get a sudden urge to live in a hut on fowl's legs? https://youtu.be/tO5p-gNyVlo
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 08:59 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at September 08, 2016 08:59 AM (gkdDP)
Yes; Hooray! I felt such a sense of relief when they rode away. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:00 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Colin at September 08, 2016 08:55 AM (hIWCG)
No not necessaily. Each party has it's own rules on what would happen depending on when it will happen. BEFORE the Election is is "Likely" the Democrat Party Leaders would meet to appoint another Nominee. How the individual State Election Authoritys would or could handle it and the Ballots is another question.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:00 AM (zp+j1)
The democrat "never let a crisis go to waste" clause
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 08, 2016 09:00 AM (wrS2o)
Vic and the EMTs have got to get together! By which I mean the EMTs. Vic's got it together.
I wanted to get some shots of the sunrise for a video I'm doing. Got up before the sun for a change, then found I'd left the vidcams back in town. Frowny face.
Had the tripod, though!
Anyway, there was no sunrise, because it was overcast. But I grabbed Milady's cell, which shoots hi-res video, and got some possibly usable shots of sort-of sunrise-lit clouds.
I suffer so for my art!
Posted by: mindful webworker - art schmart at September 08, 2016 09:00 AM (cHQtB)
Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2016 09:00 AM (2Mnv1)
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Transplant doctor to doe-eyed youth: "Great news, Billy! We've found a tissue-matched donor, but here's the thing. It's cold, black and shriveled. Do you still want it?"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 08, 2016 09:00 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:01 AM (xpSCc)
Everybody knows you should just delete those emails from the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2016 09:01 AM (1BQGO)
I like the look on Mary's face and the striped thing she's wearing but angel as a long column of light is odd-yes, but it's certainly unique.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:01 AM (EnGQE)
At least the EPA didn't shit in the halls.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:02 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at September 08, 2016 09:02 AM (gkdDP)
Let's tell the truth here.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 08, 2016 09:03 AM (dIc3Q)
I wouldn't eat pea soup for one day, let alone twenty years.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:03 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:02 AM (gJBE5)
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Do we know this for a fact?
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:04 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:04 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 08:59 AM (9P3OG)
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Let's just say I was old enough to buy Beatles records immediately upon release. Not that I DID actually, because Baptist.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 09:04 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Colin at September 08, 2016 09:06 AM (hIWCG)
They actually used the word "creeper". I guess that's a thing today.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 08:20 AM (+YTl9)
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Unfortunately that seems to be a thing with our Virginia senators. Have you ever seen Jim Webb?
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:07 AM (xpSCc)
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On YouTube, there's a piece with Willie Nelson and Patsy Cline singing Crazy together. Of course it's been digitally produced. I think. I'll have to dig for it and see.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 09:07 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 08, 2016 09:07 AM (WuRdh)
I wouldn't eat pea soup for one day, let alone twenty years.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:03 AM (xpSCc)
The best bio on DeMille is Empire of Dreams by Scott Eyman:
goo.gl/3thxeP
DeMille wasn't a saint by any means and could be a pain in the ass to work for, but if you were loyal to him and did your job, he would never get rid of you. There are stories of people who worked with him, as crew and actors, from the silent days who were still being hired at the time of The Ten Commandments.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2016 09:07 AM (X6fMO)
not get his schedule until he filled out all the stuff on line and it
looks a day before it was straightened out by the website administrator
for the school.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 08:56 AM (EnGQE)
The end result was an "invoice" for the Senior Bundle, which of course looks nothing like a real live ever-used actual invoice from either a MS template or a pad of invoice forms from the office supply box store. No, these educators must have dreamed this form up in the teacher's lounge uncontaminated by any outside, real-world exposure to standard, commonly used business forms / templates.For example, when is it due and where / how do I pay this invoice is completely absent from said invoice. So a followup email with these particulars was required.Hope they do not teach P.E. Hey! Let's try running the bases this new way!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2016 09:08 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: dagny at September 08, 2016 09:08 AM (brElc)
>>I'm assuming crickets from the media?
Who do you think was talking into the earpiece?
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 08, 2016 09:08 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Colin at September 08, 2016 09:06 AM (hIWCG)
I've wondered how they shell sunflower seeds without damaging the seed.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 09:08 AM (7HtZB)
Sorry; It does sound like a PITBackside.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:09 AM (EnGQE)
"Oklahoma mother, daughter arrested after alleged incestuous marriage"
KFOR
http://bit.ly/2cvUQqZ
And no, wise guy, this isn't usual for Oklahoma. We ain't West Virginia.
And it gets better... "Court records show this isn't the first time Patricia has married one of her own children...."
Posted by: mindful webworker - modern family life at September 08, 2016 09:10 AM (cHQtB)
I love a good split pea soup; It's one of my favorites.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:04 AM (EnGQE)
MMMMMMM. With chopped up ham in it. Simmered with a ham bone.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 08, 2016 09:10 AM (jxbfJ)
I would eat it a lot if it had chunks of ham in it.
Meanwhile, Gary Johnson just disqualified himself (as if he had a chance) on Morning Joe by not knowing who or what an Aleppo is.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 09:11 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 09:11 AM (kXoT0)
It looks narrower and longer, which is a weird way to go.
And I guess comes in pretty colors.
Any other reason I should want this iPhone as opposed to sticking with the one I have?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2016 09:12 AM (HGtd0)
I dunno. The women in my family keep saying Kaine is a little creepy and looks like he needs a shower and dry cleaner.
They actually used the word "creeper". I guess that's a thing today.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2016 08:20 AM (+YTl9)
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Unfortunately that seems to be a thing with our Virginia senators. Have you ever seen Jim Webb?
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:07 AM (xpSCc)
A species of Virginia Creeper?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2016 09:12 AM (JO9+V)
plan to continue to take a knee during the national anthem, when
everyone can prepare for that.
So, if I'm understanding her correctly, she is perfectly fine offending the rest of America on Sept 11th by "sitting out" the national anthem, but she's convinced that by forcing the veterans who will be on the field with her to discuss her concerns (#BLM) beforehand and convince them she doesn't disrespect them, it's all good. Who says *they* want to talk to *her* about all of this - maybe they'd rather just not be involved with her activism?
Screw you.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 09:12 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2016 09:12 AM (vg8iE)
https://pbs.twi
mg.com/media/CrsbJgSW8AAzcVX.jpg:small
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 09:13 AM (ZFUt7)
>>I'm assuming crickets from the media?
Who do you think was talking into the earpiece?
Why would she talk to crickets?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:13 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 09:13 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2016 09:12 AM (HGtd0)
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No headphone jack.
SOL if you don't possess wireless headphones/earbuds.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 08, 2016 09:13 AM (rlfds)
SSM proponents ASSURED us wingnuts that it would never be used for incestuous marriages, so, gosh, golly, gee whiz, I wonder how this happened?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 09:14 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:14 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (JO9+V)
>>So giving them the utmost respect is paramount for me and for the club. I
plan to continue to take a knee during the national anthem, when
everyone can prepare for that. Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 09:12 AM (NOIQH)
Too bad she's not playing Aztec ollamaliztli. If her team lost, the winners could take her knee. And her heart. And eat them.
Everyone can prepare for that.
Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (Bdeb0)
Mumblety-two years ago, as a teenager on a Boy Scout extended back-packing trip (50+ miles in six days) we were running low on provisions. Breakfast the last day was sort of a grab bag affair. Each group of Scouts drew a packet sort of at random from what was left. My group got a box of dehydrated split pea soup. No ham. Blecch!
I haven't touched a drop since then.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (EnGQE)
Oh, I have some good stories if you get a couple of drinks in me.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2016 09:12 AM (JO9+V)
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Yes. And just as pestilent and hard to get rid of as the plant version.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (xpSCc)
Yeah, he's creepy. He reminds me of a campus ministries leader I knew in college. He was married to the sweetest woman, but he was always a little to "hands on" with the rest of us.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (NOIQH)
It looks narrower and longer, which is a weird way to go.
And I guess comes in pretty colors.
Any other reason I should want this iPhone as opposed to sticking with the one I have?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2016 09:12 AM (HGtd0)
It gives you the privilege of listening to the device through a dongle on the lightning port or through Bluetooth headphones that you have to buy separately. Isn't that exciting? (I'll be sticking with my iPhone 5S for a while.)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Megan Rapinoe: Lezbo-American at September 08, 2016 09:16 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 09:11 AM (mgbwf)
I guess being a libertarian
the guy's never had a girlfriend or else he would've at least known about Aleppo Soap.
Which might've twigged his memory about Syria.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2016 09:16 AM (HGtd0)
Thanks for that tale, I just forwarded it to my siblings!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 09:16 AM (wCEn4)
I love a good split pea soup; It's one of my favorites.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:04 AM (EnGQE)
MMMMMMM. With chopped up ham in it. Simmered with a ham bone.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 08, 2016 09:10 AM (jxbfJ
Now I'm hungry, thanks a lot you 'rons
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 09:17 AM (voOPb)
Hilly gets a question, he clicks the pen and cuts her reception. Confusion and hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 09:17 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:17 AM (EnGQE)
One of the Marx Brothers. Duh!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:17 AM (gJBE5)
never be used for incestuous marriages, so, gosh, golly, gee whiz, I
wonder how this happened? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened
charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 08, 2016 09:14
AM (kXoT0)
40 AD: Caligula names his horse, Incitatus, consul
2016: [insert homosexualist's name] names his horse, Trigger, husband.
Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2016 09:18 AM (Om16U)
Hilly gets a question, he clicks the pen and cuts her reception. Confusion and hilarity ensues.
Don't laugh. I'd do that.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:19 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Because she's doing it to avoid standing, which everyone else does? And that she herself says that's it's a sign of protest.
Test: If someone knelt or sat when the Dear leader entered a room, would this Beautiful person be okey-dokey with that? Or would she go batshit crazy(ier)?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 08, 2016 09:19 AM (326rv)
Now you h8ter mch8ters can't say mean things about her anymore!
Posted by: Doormatt Lauer at September 08, 2016 09:19 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 09:08 AM (7HtZB)
Very carefully!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 09:19 AM (wCEn4)
MMMMM. Simmered with a taken knee.
Posted by: General Zod at September 08, 2016 09:19 AM (Bdeb0)
Let's just say I was old enough to buy Beatles records immediately upon release. Not that I DID actually, because Baptist.
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 09:04 AM (bpfzP)
Well, they were bigger than G-d.
Now, I go to Hell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 09:19 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (RD7QR)
personal phone is an iPhone 4S works great.
work phone is an iPhone 6S.
My 4S is a better phone.
My 6S is a better camera.
Both have jacks.
Fuck Apple and their cause to buy new accessories.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 09:19 AM (voOPb)
Good dog food! I used to feed it to my miniature poodle.
....uh....and sometimes I ate it when I got the munchies....*giggles*
Posted by: Gary Johnson - A Presidential candidate for the Ages!!! at September 08, 2016 09:19 AM (HGtd0)
plan to continue to take a knee during the national anthem, when
everyone can prepare for that.
So, if I'm understanding her correctly, she is perfectly fine offending the rest of America on Sept 11th by "sitting out" the national anthem, but she's convinced that by forcing the veterans who will be on the field with her to discuss her concerns (#BLM) beforehand and convince them she doesn't disrespect them, it's all good. Who says *they* want to talk to *her* about all of this - maybe they'd rather just not be involved with her activism?
Screw you.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 09:12 AM (NOIQH)
Sounds to me like she's using the vets as a shield: If you play the anthem before the teams come on and I get a chance to take a knee then you're disrespecting the vets! What kind of monster are you??!! [Ptui] Shame on her. Take the consequences of your own actions.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 09:19 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:20 AM (EnGQE)
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No lie, the alt-righters are discussing jamming devices right now for the debate.
Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2016 09:20 AM (Om16U)
SOL if you don't possess wireless headphones/earbuds.
Guess they figure that if you can afford an iPhone you also have a pair of (overpriced) $200+ Beats headphones, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 09:20 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (mgbwf)
You shut your whore mouth!
Posted by: The Blue Fairy at September 08, 2016 09:21 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 08, 2016 09:21 AM (OkKDg)
Starting to look like Hillary.
Blech.
Oh, whew. My brain first read Christie Todd Whitman.
I had a wicked crush on her back in the day.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 09:21 AM (mgbwf)
The premiere episode of Lost in Space looked promising, and pretty good for TV Sci-Fi of the day. By the 2nd episode, it devolved into cheap and cheesy campy shtick.
*Danger, Will Robinson! robot flaps arms like Trigglypuff *
The next fall, TV Guide, discussing the upcoming season's new shows, described something called Star Trek as being like Lost in Space. Consequently, not wanting a repeat of my disappointment, I missed many of the first episodes. Imagine how I felt when I finally caught a Trek!
Learned something about not trusting TV Guide reviewers, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker - trek wars! at September 08, 2016 09:21 AM (cHQtB)
Never knew it as a sign of "disagreement."
In football it's a sign of mercy. As in "we've won this game and we're not going to make it any worse for you. Let's just go home."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 09:21 AM (9ym/8)
work phone is an iPhone 6S.
My 4S is a better phone.
My 6S is a better camera.
Both have jacks.
Fuck Apple and their cause to buy new accessories.
My phone is an Apple 6S+.
Truck is a 2007 Ford. Doesn't have Bluetooth on the radio. Has an external jack.
No output jack on phone = no playlist in truck = bad juju for phone manufacturer.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:21 AM (gJBE5)
I understand that and i don't agree with it; I just think it;'s stupid. She decided it's a sign of disagreement. O.K.She clearly doesn't know about the history of the motion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:21 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2016 09:22 AM (JO9+V)
What you want is some New England Clam Chowduh at the Satuit, eh, Bander?
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:22 AM (xpSCc)
"There are going to be educational moments."
Well, yeah. When the autopilot has a death wish and goes all Wile E Coyote into a tree, you might want to reevaluate some shit
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 08, 2016 09:22 AM (rlfds)
Exactly. What would happen if one or more of the vets told her it's not OK, and he/she does take offense regardless of her belief that she is not disrespecting their service? Anyone think she would not go through with her grandstanding?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 09:23 AM (NOIQH)
It looks narrower and longer, which is a weird way to go.
And I guess comes in pretty colors.
Any other reason I should want this iPhone as opposed to sticking with the one I have?
I'll likely replace my phone with the 7, by dint of the water resistant nature of the phone. I'm outside a lot and the waterproof case I currently have is awfully bulky.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 08, 2016 09:23 AM (eytER)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:21 AM (gJBE5)
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Oh don't worry, rickb, I'm sure they will make some product that you can buy from Apple for $29.99 that will solve that problem.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:23 AM (xpSCc)
No output jack on phone = no playlist in truck = bad juju for phone manufacturer.
Schiller announced that an audio-lightning adapter will be included with the phone. So there's that.
Still, if what you have works for you, little reason to spend money on the latest shiny.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 08, 2016 09:24 AM (eytER)
Otterbox Defender.
Yeah, it's bulky. Also protects the case.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:24 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:15 AM (EnGQE)
because this is not a prayer. It's the National Anthem and as a sign of respect you at the minimum Stand straight up at attention. Many put their hand over their heart and those in the Service Salute when in Uniform and have the option to Salute even when not in Uniform
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (EzPgj)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:21 AM (gJBE5)
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Oh don't worry, rickb, I'm sure they will make some product that you can buy from Apple for $29.99 that will solve that problem.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:23 AM (xpSCc)
I think there are things you can get that plug into a jack and connect to bluetooth devices. Too lazy to look it up but a google search on "bluetooth jack connector" or something might do it.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (RD7QR)
If you're going to taunt me you should taunt me with the lobster bisque at the Mill Wharf.
(It's not really a bisque, it's a creamy soup full of lobster chunks).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (mgbwf)
230 >>So wait, Hillary was wearing an earpiece last night?
>>I'm assuming crickets from the media?
Who do you think was talking into the earpiece?
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 08, 2016 09:08 AM (gTQoY)
Soledad O'Brien told me to use the earpiece! It's not my fault!
Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (xxSK3)
Some years back my then elderly mother was on a long car trip with my dad. Since they were having a conversation, she reached into her purse and pulled out her hearing aid bud and stuck it in her ear.
For the next 200 miles she kept struggling to hear what Dad was saying. She kept fiddling with her ear, tapping at the device to get it to "click" on. Finally she pulled it out to examine it and discovered she had been wearing a cherry throat lozenge the whole time.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (mvenn)
Yeah, it's bulky. Also protects the case.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:24 AM (gJBE5)
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My husband has broken not one, but two Otterboxes.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:26 AM (xpSCc)
So you can play music or charge phone, but not both at the same time. Like now.
Pass.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:26 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (EzPgj)
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:26 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2016 09:20 AM (Om16U)
Sure sounds reasonable to me, a battle of technologies against subterfuge!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 09:26 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: @votermom
Welcome to the Year of Unconventional Political Warfare.
They've been pulling this shit for years, it's about time it got fought properly.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:26 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (mvenn)
LOLOLOL
Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2016 09:27 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: dagny at September 08, 2016 09:27 AM (brElc)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 09:27 AM (NOIQH)
what Dad was saying. She kept fiddling with her ear, tapping at the
device to get it to "click" on. Finally she pulled it out to examine it
and discovered she had been wearing a cherry throat lozenge the whole
time.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (mvenn)
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oh my 0_0
Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 08, 2016 09:27 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (RD7QR)
Yes just like with new Macbook, there is a converter for the power outlet that allows you to use a wired ear piece if you so choose
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:27 AM (zp+j1)
It's so easy to jam that, a kid could bodge something together from a Heathkit thing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 09:27 AM (9P3OG)
They're marketing wireless headphones for the 7 already.
Apple is a designer label, not serious electronics.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:28 AM (9krrF)
(It's not really a bisque, it's a creamy soup full of lobster chunks).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 09:25 AM (mgbwf)
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I'll leave the lobster bisque to you, as unfortunately lobster doesn't like me.
Didn't get to the Mill Wharf this time, sadly. But did get to the Satuit.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:28 AM (xpSCc)
Yeah, it's bulky. Also protects the case.
I'm using a LifeProof Nuud right now in conjunction with a tempered glass screen protector. But if the underlying phone is water resistant, I can cut down on the bulk of the case and use something with a slimmer feel to it. I like LifeProof and it's never disappointed me, but it's still a bit large for the pocket.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 08, 2016 09:28 AM (eytER)
Posted by: dagny at September 08, 2016 09:27 AM (brElc)
Oh great, why don't you just bring up The War of Northern Aggression while you're at it.
(Why I'm old enough to remember the OS Wars of the '90s!)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 09:29 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Hang on, shopping for Raspberry Pi addons for that
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:29 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:28 AM (9krrF)
???
How do you know that? They have bought up Tech companies left and right. AND as I understand it, their new blue tooth wireless ear piece has it's own chip in it to increase it's quality
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:29 AM (zp+j1)
Who do you think was talking into the earpiece?
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 08, 2016 09:08 AM (gTQoY)
Did you ever read "The Puppet Masters" by Heinlein?
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 09:29 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 08, 2016 09:29 AM (EzPgj)
Posted by: dagny at September 08, 2016 09:27 AM (brElc)
it wasn't the iPhone that just got a total recall?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:30 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: @votermom
Welcome to the Year of Unconventional Political Warfare.
They've been pulling this shit for years, it's about time it got fought properly.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:26 AM (9krrF)
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Heh.
Not that there's such a thing as portable jamming devices.
Swearsies.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 08, 2016 09:30 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: @votermom
Welcome to the Year of Unconventional Political Warfare.
They've been pulling this shit for years, it's about time it got fought properly.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
I would have been jamming for years. If someone is going to get the questions ahead of time and be spoon fed the answers, let's just do it officially and write it all down and have a talking head just read it out loud.
Then the candidates can stay home.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:30 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (JO9+V)
Well, that's what I call it, soooo.......
I did tell my kid last week that his preference for creamy peanut butter meant he was a communist.
Posted by: dagny at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (brElc)
The 7 will be the first model to be waterproof.
It took that long to bother.
Android's been better than iPhone nearly from out of the starting gate. Apple has some decent electronics, but it got where it is now by marketing, not by having the best product.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (9krrF)
She had an earpiece?
And she still sucked
Posted by: ThunderB at September 08, 2016 09:29 AM (EzPgj)
She couldn't sound appealing or intelligent if she had Limbaugh's cochlear implants.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (9P3OG)
Not being from that era I had no idea Hayworth was an outstanding dancer. Total babe? That, I knew.
https://youtu.be/mz3CPzdCDws
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (/m8T6)
Too spendy though.
Kind of like wanting a Cartier watch.
I wouldn't mind having t but I guess I'll survive without one.
Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 08, 2016 09:29 AM (RD7QR)
FIFY
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (Zu3d9)
I had a wicked crush on her back in the day.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 09:21 AM (mgbwf)
Heh. I went to a "political summer camp" one year in high school when she was Governor of NJ. I of course managed to find & hang out with the slacker morons instead of the Junior Achievers. She was the guest of honor for this thing & when she took the stage to give her speech, we started chanting "We want bush! We want bush!" We weren't talking about the President.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (7HtZB)
>>No headphone jack.
SOL if you don't possess wireless headphones/earbuds.
Guess they figure that if you can afford an iPhone you also have a pair of (overpriced) $200+ Beats headphones, eh?
.
.
.
.It's because Apple owns the Beats brand now.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: dagny at September 08, 2016 09:27 AM (brElc)
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+100. When my Samsung Galaxy 3 died last year, I got an iPhone 6 at my husband's recommendation (the Galaxy had been his before he switched companies and got an iPhone).
Ugh. The first couple days I had it, I was constantly going online to try to figure out how to do things on the iPhone that I could do on the Samsung. Most of the time I found that those things couldn't be done.
I am a cheapskate, so I will keep this iPhone until it dies, whenever that is. But then I'm going back to whatever iteration of the Galaxy they have. As long as they fix that blowing up problem.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:32 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:32 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (JO9+V)
". . .and as Bill once told me (*derp*) there once was a man from Nantucket . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 09:32 AM (9P3OG)
question, "Earpiece?" and a close up image of Hillary from last night's
forum.
Woods also posted a Clinton email from the Wikileaks archive in which
Huma Abedin asked Hillary, "Did u take your earpiece or do I need to get
it?"
"NYPD sources involved with the NBC forum's security detail confirm
Clinton was wearing an inductive earpiece, the same technology
employed by almost all lead Broadway actors to receive forgotten lines
and stealth off-stage cues from directors. The flesh-colored earbud is
easily concealed.
Interesting about the Huma email about an earpiece, no?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 09:32 AM (NOIQH)
Over at HotAir, Ed Morrissey has an article on something the #NeverTrumpers missed on their to do list.
GFP protest candidate Evan McMullin neglected to pick a VP, as is required for ballot access, and instead has a "Nathan Johnson" as a "placeholder", which isn't legal. But they're going to pick a guy real soon now, then sue to get him on the ballot.
Team McMullin has also refused to release any details about "Haven" --- oo sorry -- "Nathan". But McMullin campaign honcho Rick "CandleJack" Wilson swears he's as real. Also, don't ask how Rick's totes real FBI investigation is going either.
Cult.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 08, 2016 09:32 AM (kdS6q)
Point being: if we compete against the Left this time, knowing what we do about them, and hesitate to do Whatever it takes to win, we deserve to lose.
And they get all the marbles. And all our futures.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2016 09:32 AM (mHL0c)
Same here, I wound up going with the Lifeproof for water protection and it hasn't failed me yet. I also have a Bluetooth headphone and think the comfort and sound quality are better than earpieces, but then I don't run with them.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 09:32 AM (wCEn4)
Then the candidates can stay home.
Posted by: rickb223
I'd have found the frequency and started feeding..."alternate signals".
"The answe......killthepresenterkillthepresenter..."
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:32 AM (9krrF)
You married the guy without knowing if he could make decent coffee??!!?? I mean, not testing out the s3x with him first I can understand, but, but, coffee!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - pours another cup at September 08, 2016 09:33 AM (cHQtB)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (9krrF)
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Google is evil though. I just can't buy Android.
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 09:33 AM (/m8T6)
Then they could jam it after a few questions ... and watch her stutter in confusion.
Then send a stronger signal, and tell her to say strange things. Or do strange things ... "put your left hand out ... put your left hand in ... put your left hand out and shake it all about ... " ha
Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2016 09:33 AM (ZRaCn)
It took that long to bother.
Android's been better than iPhone nearly from out of the starting gate. Apple has some decent electronics, but it got where it is now by marketing, not by having the best product.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:31 AM (9krrF)
LOL...I never understood the waterproof crap? I mean I don't know about you but I hardly ever take my iPhone into the shower, pool, or drop it in the toilet?
And my iPhone works and intergrates seamlesly with my Mac. It makes my life much easier.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:33 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at September 08, 2016 09:34 AM (gkdDP)
Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2016 09:35 AM (Om16U)
Not to start a phone fight, but, yeah. So compatible. So many options. Samsung makes good stuff. Darn good. Mine is 5 years old and never a fault or problem.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 09:35 AM (9ym/8)
Hope they get a new CEO soon.
Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2016 09:35 AM (Om16U)
They won't be hiring the likes of a Lee Iacoca any time soon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 09:35 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Colin at September 08, 2016 09:36 AM (hIWCG)
Fair enough. Nothing sensitive goes out over my S6 for that reason.
And my iPhone works and intergrates seamlesly with my Mac. It makes my life much easier.
...of course it does.
/consults Style Guide
/MAC vs PC: See "Longbows vs Crossbows"
/gives up
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:37 AM (9krrF)
Then they could jam it after a few questions ... and watch her stutter in confusion.
Then send a stronger signal, and tell her to say strange things. Or do strange things ... "put your left hand out ... put your left hand in ... put your left hand out and shake it all about ... " ha
Posted by: illiniwek
Maybe that's what happened with her barking episode?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:37 AM (gJBE5)
Then they could jam it after a few questions ... and watch her stutter in confusion.
Then send a stronger signal, and tell her to say strange things. Or do strange things ... "put your left hand out ... put your left hand in ... put your left hand out and shake it all about ... " ha
Given the possibility of her Parkinson's, I'd say break into the feed and play repetitive "ulululululu" chants. There's be sensory overload about five seconds later.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 08, 2016 09:37 AM (eytER)
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Gee, I thought the SJW's (can't we come up with a better name for these swine) decreed that it doesn't matter if offense was intended, all that matters is that you choose to say that you were offended.
"It's Thursday"
"I'm offended, you must pay, hater!"
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 08, 2016 09:37 AM (dIc3Q)
I think it would be hysterical if Hillary's earpiece feed were jammed.>>>
It would be funnier if it were hacked and they fed her a confession speech for he litany of crimes.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 08, 2016 09:38 AM (wrS2o)
She's right, 9 times out of 10.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 09:38 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:33 AM (zp+j1)
I find that Apple has decided what things you really need to do and provided them with the device. Stuff you'd like to do, not so much. That said, the iPhone 6 and my ancient iPad integrated seamlessly and are very workable for me.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 08, 2016 09:38 AM (wCEn4)
As to this, a reminder never to generalize from a specific should be sufficient.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 08, 2016 09:38 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 09:39 AM (7HtZB)
And my iPhone works and intergrates seamlesly with my Mac. It makes my life much easier.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:33 AM (zp+j1)
Some people are just clumsy. My girlfriend as a prime example.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 09:39 AM (KUaJL)
At one point she comes up to Mr. DeMille. "Mr. DeMille, would you like a piece of candy?" she asks. DeMille patted her on the shoulder, smiled and said "No, thank you, dear. The doctors won't let me eat that". Being a kid, she didn't understand this, but she knew enough not to be a pest about it. Much later she was told that he declined her offer because he had been diagnosed with diabetes.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at September 08, 2016 09:39 AM (2pIEi)
LOL...I never understood the waterproof crap? I mean I don't know about you but I hardly ever take my iPhone into the shower, pool, or drop it in the toilet?
I use mine as a GPS device for hiking, in fact just went a couple of weeks ago and it was invaluable. We were plagued with thunderstorms all week and I was still able to use it despite the rain.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 08, 2016 09:39 AM (eytER)
"Yes, I DID have Vince Foster killed."
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 08, 2016 09:39 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at September 08, 2016 09:40 AM (gkdDP)
Trump hit another home run last night;
the gin-soaked FAB shit her pants and coughed to cover it up.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 08, 2016 09:40 AM (e2Rx3)
Ever see him in "The Party?" You might change your opinion after seeing it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 09:40 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Tami at September 08, 2016 09:40 AM (Enq6K)
http://datechguyblog.com/2016/09/03/wasted-days/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:41 AM (EnGQE)
She's right, 9 times out of 10.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 09:38 AM (ZFUt7)
As an iPhone user, I'm curious about some examples. Maybe it's because I've always used apple products, but I've never had a thought "gee I wonder how I can do X on the iPhone" and be disappointed because it isn't possible.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 09:41 AM (KUaJL)
Just a reliable, quality product.
Apple costs more, but that's no big deal to me. How often do I buy a phone or computer or pad, anyway?
My rule of thumb for electronics is like my rule for eating out : if I have to think about the price, I probably shouldn't do it.
( Same for tipping, incidentally. If I can't afford a generous tip, I should be cooking at home).
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2016 09:41 AM (mHL0c)
Samsung makes good stuff. Darn good. Mine is 5 years old and never a fault or problem.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
*bursts into flames, runs from thread while on fire*
"Aieeeeeeeeeee!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 08, 2016 09:41 AM (kdS6q)
Glasses fall off. I reach down and scoop them up with the net but the jacket ships some water.
Turns out, the pocket is only waterproof on the outside.
This is how phones go to heaven.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 09:41 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 09:42 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2016 09:42 AM (9P3OG)
"This dude never expected what happened next" is not helpful.
Posted by: Max Power at September 08, 2016 09:42 AM (QCc6B)
for Hillary...strange very little in the MSM about this big forum, what
happened?
.
.
.
.She screwed it up. She did her normal spouting of lies and got testy once or twice.
Good morning America didn't have a segment on it this morning that I saw and it is barely being covered by CNN or MSNBC, so that means she sucked pretty bad.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 08, 2016 09:43 AM (iONHu)
Debate time rolls around, and Donald Trump has a wireless jamming device built by his minions into a ballpoint pen.
Hilly gets a question, he clicks the pen and cuts her reception. Confusion and hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 08, 2016 09:17 AM (OkKDg)
This needs to be a thing.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 08, 2016 09:43 AM (WuRdh)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 09:38 AM (ZFUt7)
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As are most wives.
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 09:43 AM (xpSCc)
You can't really "waterproof" electronic devices. You can make them "resistant" to a point, but, that's all.
I use to take these things apart and put them back together for a living. Not possible. They have charging ports, USB ports, plug ports all of which are open to the main board.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 09:44 AM (9ym/8)
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My wife also uses a Samsung but when she says "you can't" she generally isn't referring to the phone limitations, she's referring to mine.
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 09:44 AM (/m8T6)
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Here we go.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 08, 2016 09:44 AM (dIc3Q)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 08, 2016 09:45 AM (mvenn)
Thank you Lester, it's great to be here at Hofstra *bzzzt* . . . and GFY New York!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2016 09:45 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 08, 2016 09:44 AM (dIc3Q)
And so do I if that stuff starts again. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2016 09:45 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 08, 2016 09:46 AM (mgbwf)
MUCH KISSING
Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2016 09:47 AM (Om16U)
Like her Kirby Vacuum Bag jacket!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2016 09:47 AM (gJBE5)
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Thanks for that great link!
Posted by: MTF at September 08, 2016 09:47 AM (/m8T6)
Goes nowhere, just a brand thing really.
The more rigid we are about our brand, probably the older we are, too.
Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2016 09:47 AM (mHL0c)
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2016 09:48 AM (c6/9Q)
Except Windows 10, Fuck you Microsoft
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:51 AM (zp+j1)
Heh, yes.
But wouldn't it be more fun to cause massive feedback so that there's a loud screech in the middle of the debate, followed by Hillary clawing at her ear to get it out and/or freezing up like a zombie?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2016 09:51 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 08, 2016 09:51 AM (E4NQ0)
Thought I had a neighbor on the AoS threads, but now I find you moved away. Hope you enjoy your new life in the hinterlands.
Posted by: French Jeton at September 08, 2016 09:52 AM (WMvHw)
When I wrote software it was *always* designed to do something until the 'escape' key was pressed. So if you drilled down anywhere in the program and discovered you didn't want to be there, no problem, hit the escape key, once or a couple times and return to a familiar menu in seconds.
My Samsung has an equivalent key, the Apple not.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 09:53 AM (ZFUt7)
They must be in a panic after all of the latest polls show him with the MOE or pulling ahead of hillary Nationally and in key battleground States.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 08, 2016 09:54 AM (iONHu)
She will probably have questions in advance, even the "hard" questions so she can say "we covered that", but it will be the prepared propaganda answer.
And all the networks will pull out her best moments and gush over her brilliance, while cutting Trump's sentences in half and dishonestly "reporting" what he really means is racist.
Even FOX has mostly anti-Trumpers that just can't hide their snarky disdain for Trump. So Hillary plans to fly above the fray (the way the left always does) on their magic MSM red carpet of lies. The DNC sends the script out to all the local news subsidiaries that dutifully read it as if they are actually thinking for themselves.
The fog may be lifting for many ... but for LIVs that trust media, the fog machine is making things as clear as pea soup.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2016 09:55 AM (ZRaCn)
She plays Womyn's Kickball. Who the hell cares what she thinks?
Posted by: V the K at September 08, 2016 09:56 AM (O7MnT)
I despise Apple. I'd also rather have 6 PCs than one Mac for the same money. I can also work on a PC's hardware if I have to, the Apple no AND if you have a bunch of kids, you need more disposable laptops, ie the $400 range.
Posted by: dagny at September 08, 2016 09:56 AM (brElc)
Or, I could feed the pets and go on to doing things that need doing.
Naawwww....
Posted by: mindful webworker - as if I had a life at September 08, 2016 09:56 AM (cHQtB)
My Samsung has an equivalent key, the Apple not.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 08, 2016 09:53 AM (ZFUt7)
???
Apple has the "Home" button? Takes you right back to the front screen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 09:56 AM (zp+j1)
Sounds a lot like where Romney was in 2012.
Posted by: V the K at September 08, 2016 09:57 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Colin at September 08, 2016 09:59 AM (hIWCG)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy
Either that, or we airdrop our violent criminals into their country and refuse to take *them* back.
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 08, 2016 10:02 AM (Pby3z)
Obama, closing out his final presidential trip to Asia, said his meetings with foreign leaders during the trip had illustrated that governing is serious business requiring knowledge, preparation and thought-out policies that can actually be implemented. He urged Americans not to allow the outrageous behavior seen amid the campaign-season din to become the new normal.
NEVER in my life have seen a sitting President campaign like this and NEVER EVER NEVER over seas.
What a fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2016 10:02 AM (zp+j1)
One of the things I like the least about These Modern Times is how events have eventuated in such a way as to bring InfoWars and the Inquirer into the forefront of doing actual fucking journalism rather than fluffing TPTB.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 08, 2016 10:02 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2016 10:03 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: An Observation at September 08, 2016 10:03 AM (psia2)
As an iPhone user, I'm curious about some examples. Maybe it's because I've always used apple products, but I've never had a thought "gee I wonder how I can do X on the iPhone" and be disappointed because it isn't possible.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 08, 2016 09:41 AM (KUaJL)
Try to move your music from computer to phone without using ITunes. In fact, try installing ITunes on a PC and actually expecting it to work.
One thing that Apple DOES do better than Android is audio playback via USB with third party devices like car stereos. Although, I suspect that has more to do with the third party OEMs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2016 10:04 AM (xxSK3)
Clinton unleashed a torrent of attacks against Donald Trump's
preparedness to be commander-in-chief Thursday morning, hours after an
NBC forum exposed her opponent to criticism on multiple fronts. At her press conference just now!
You who say she doesn't have press conferences are wrong, wrong, wrong..
Posted by: Colin at September 08, 2016 10:06 AM (hIWCG)
And now
I'm claiming, "how am I supposed to know a document is classified if it doesn't contain the markings."
And also
I said I didn't understand what the "(c)" meant?
*shart*
Posted by: Hillary! (C)linton at September 08, 2016 10:09 AM (QFpXi)
As Yoda would say, "So boned, we are."
Posted by: V the K at September 08, 2016 10:10 AM (O7MnT)
Sweet!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2016 10:18 AM (LdMbv)
Considering all the vermin that has entered the US courtesy of Jeh Johnson and via Mexico it would be cheaper to just drive in a ways and dump them in Mexico. Home of coyotes and cartels -- someone will get them, if the environment doesn't. A bottle of water is our humanitarian aid.
Posted by: gracepc at September 08, 2016 10:18 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2016 10:28 AM (LdMbv)
loud screech in the middle of the debate, followed by Hillary clawing at
her ear to get it out and/or freezing up like a zombie?"
yes, but "we" can do that as the final act, after recording, jamming, then getting her to bark like a dog (good memory rickl, a perfect goof command). Your final act will reveal Hillary removing the alien (earwig/wrath of Khan?) from her ear, hopefully leaving her catatonic for a full minute.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2016 10:31 AM (ZRaCn)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 08, 2016 10:37 AM (0cbf9)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 08, 2016 10:37 AM (0cbf9)
Obama and Bill were chatting outside the Oral Office when Barack asks how Hillary's head is, and Clinton said, "well, she's no Monica."
Apparently, Nieto really wanted to meet with Hillary instead of Trump, but didn't have enough cash on hand.
Posted by: StealthConservatarian at September 11, 2016 12:02 PM (Mr+zR)
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