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Thursday Night Overnight Open Thread (9/8/16) [Mis. Hum.]
Ronald Reagan said the following about liberals. "The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
How to be liberal? All that is required are hypocrisy and ignorance.Ignorance is an absolute must, but especially ignorance of three things: economics, human nature and all of recorded history. One has to be truly economically illiterate to believe that high taxes encourages productivity, that union-imposed labor regulations don't dis-incentivize hiring, that energy regulations don't raise prices on the poor and working class.
Ronald Reagan also had this profound insight into depths of bureaucratic hell, "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
We are coming up on the anniversary of the 911 Attacks. Are we as a country freer? Or have we just added to the bloat of government? If you answered No. We haven't added to the bloat let's meet 9-year-old Chille Bergstrom of Wyoming, MN. He wanted to fly with his mother from Phoenix's Sky Harbor Airport back home. The problem? Well, the young lad has a pacemaker for his heart condition. He was ineligible for walk through metal detector screening. He was informed that he could not be alternatively screened and would need an exemption. Needless to say, Chille and his mother were unable to fly out of Phoenix that day. Way too help out a family.
2,653 firearms found by TSA while passengers are checked. Number one excuse, ooops I forgot. So they can find guns but can't let a 9 year old fly. Yup, I feel safe. Every five years, the federal Department of Agriculture and Department of Health and Human Services revise their Dietary Guidelines for Americans. If science is settled, why do they need to put out revisions? Mankind has been eating longer than monitoring thermometers for global warming. Eggs are bad. Eggs are good. Salt is bad. Salt is good. Yes, American bureaucrats ruined the American food culture.
More and more, the history of dietary guidelines that our public-health authorities promulgate resembles the Woody Allen comedy Sleeper in which the main character, awakening from a centuries long slumber, learns that every food we once thought bad for us, is actually good, starting with steak and chocolate.
So before you eat your meal what kind of soap do you wash your hands with? The FDA has banned antibacterial soaps. Supposedly there is no scientific evidence that they work better than regular soap. Time will tell.
No wise cracks about ice cream and/or brownies. There is a company making marijuana tampons. Has the FDA checked out these, marijuana tampons? If you're an 'ette who lives in CA or CO you can order them. They seem a little pricey at $44 for a package of 4. "School teachers, taking them by and large, are probably the most ignorant and stupid class of men in the whole group of mental workers. " - H.L.Mencken
Perhaps U.S.A. student scores would improve if the teaching profession made moar classes funner. Amirite? (Geometry, physics, math to name just a few.)
5 climate change myths debunked. Not only are they debunked, they are debunked with humor. Of course liberals can't tolerate humor.
Those that do-do. Those that can't- teach, those that can't teach- do the ONT. Since we are on a teaching kick, here are 8 surprising uses for RUBBING ALCOHOL(Rubbing alcohol you morons
)
What happens when you have a party attended by over 1,000 teenagers? Amish teenagers? Who made the phone call(s)? 70+ plus arrests and hospitalization for those who had too much Valu-Rite.
Holiday weeks can be rough. Attempting to cram 5 days of work into a 4 day work week is not easy. Are things awful? Questions to ask if you feel like giving up.
And finally. As we attempt not to discuss the Presidential race of 2016 here at The ONT, the following story needs to be told. A certain element of society believes free speech only applies to speech they approve of. A homeowner in Indianapolis was sick and tired of his free speech rights and his private property rights being violated. He took matters into his own hands. Ace has graciously offered a 1 year platinum AoS membership with Troll-B-Gone for this Moron.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by office etiquette.
Have a tip for the ONT? You can send them here. Or here aoshqont@gmail.com
Be part of the Moron Gang.
Notice The ONT has been known to cause the following: Certain activities while they were not fully awake. These have included sleep-driving, making and eating food, making phone calls, and having sex. Patients often do not remember these events after they happen.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 08, 2016 10:33 PM (YLidQ)
It is axiomatic, to the Left, that "gender" does not exist an is an invention of the "Kyriarchy" (i.e. straight White "cis-het" European X-tians). This belief runs so deep that they are convinced that animals do not have genders or that there are any gender differences between the biological sexes of dimorphic species.
So why do most people recognize that there are male and female critters? Clearly it is because this insidious Kyriarchical conspiracy is brainwashing people through the power of... zoos.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12415
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 08, 2016 10:35 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2016 10:38 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Splunge at September 08, 2016 10:38 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Hanoverfis at September 08, 2016 10:38 PM (Zvj7s)
Posted by: Libruls Everywhere at September 08, 2016 10:39 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 10:40 PM (89UPP)
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The problem was that the wrong people were in charge.
Posted by: What Socialist Apologists always Say at September 08, 2016 10:41 PM (w/iDp)
If you had, maybe you'd have noticed that this "8th grade test from 1912" contained answer choices referencing WWI and the Vietnam War.
Posted by: Dave at September 08, 2016 10:41 PM (LFEuP)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2016 10:42 PM (OF/aZ)
Completes the cycle? Harmonic Convergence? Dunno, but there's something going on there, I think.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2016 10:43 PM (v5iqM)
I hope she replied to the note,"I regret nothing!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2016 10:43 PM (V3IFq)
Something special is happening...
Posted by: Grumpy Old man at September 08, 2016 10:43 PM (NPLj5)
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2016 10:44 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 10:44 PM (heN73)
Posted by: mindful webworker - because it's there at September 08, 2016 10:44 PM (5a8XA)
"The Women of Star Trek TOS"
Enjoy, links coming shortly
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 10:44 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 08, 2016 10:45 PM (kumBu)
What am I? Chopped liver?
Alcohol Is Your Friend...In More Ways than One.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=364856
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 10:45 PM (Zu3d9)
Shoot, I wanted to see a picture of that Trump-sign-thief sprawled on her ass or her face. Instead it's just her legs as she presumably goes flying.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 08, 2016 10:46 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 08, 2016 10:46 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 10:45 PM (Zu3d9)
What you are is a matzah ball not made from the blood of Gentile children.
But, I mean, you people are still ok by me, I guess.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 10:47 PM (89UPP)
Feel great, lots of energy, going 16-17 hours without eating. So happy Ace posted and keeps posting every week.
Posted by: Grumpy Old Man at September 08, 2016 10:49 PM (NPLj5)
Susan Oliver as Vina
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773926235470716929
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773926819582148608
Nichelle Nichols as Lt Uhura
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773927337087922176
Grace Lee Whitney as Yeoman Janice Rand
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773927707373662208
Sherry Jackson as Andrea
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773928202301534208
Marianna Hill as Dr Helen Noel
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773928641130590208
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 10:49 PM (Ya7zs)
My mother, who is a fine cook, but not overly fond of the laws of Kashrut after living outside of Israel since the 1950s, once made fantastic matzoh balls for an ultra orthodox friend of the family....with bacon fat.
Oops....
They were awesome!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 10:49 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: E. Yo! Wilson at September 08, 2016 10:50 PM (3b9U4)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=364856
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 10:45 PM (Zu3d9
My bad. Real bad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 10:50 PM (voOPb)
A semi truck hauling pork products caught fire, causing traffic to shut down for hours. It happened on Interstate 68 in Cumberland, Maryland on Monday evening.
According to Salem News, the truck was carrying an assortment of pork products, including ribs and bacon....
A 911 dispatcher said he stepped outside and "could smell burning bacon...."
LiveTrucking.com
http://bit.ly/2c3yQIF
Posted by: mindful webworker - now I want a BLT at September 08, 2016 10:50 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Jack's vibrating luggage at September 08, 2016 10:50 PM (P5U01)
(pining for $2 / bottle of rum in the Philippines)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 08, 2016 10:50 PM (scfNY)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 10:50 PM (89UPP)
It's my only claim to fame!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 10:50 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 08, 2016 10:50 PM (FYrz1)
And you know who else I'm pissed off at lately? The Powerline lawyerz. I started boycotting them a while ago, then crept back to them like a shitty drug, and suffered bad side effects just like before. Phah, I'm done with them until the election at least; if Hillary gets elected, I'm done with them forever.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 08, 2016 10:50 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Original Jake at September 08, 2016 10:51 PM (nX7TC)
Posted by: Original Jake at September 08, 2016 10:52 PM (nX7TC)
Now that poll makes sense.
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there are people you want to NOT remember having sex with. trust me.
Posted by: Billy C at September 08, 2016 10:52 PM (scfNY)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 10:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 10:53 PM (WTSFk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrNS5UB4Uwo
The spacecraft has reached escape velocity, has left Earth behind, and is on its way. The launch was flawless.
Posted by: rickl at September 08, 2016 10:53 PM (sdi6R)
Karen Steele as Eve McHuron
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773929063257899008
Susan Denberg as Magda Kovacs
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773929443291193344
Maggie Thrett as Ruth Bonaventure
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773929828684820481
Barbara Anderson as Lenore Karidian
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773930295112392704
twitter.com/GeorgeOrwellian/status/773927515114975232
Emily Banks as Yeoman Tonia Barrows
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773930615699861505
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 10:54 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2016 10:54 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)
A 911 dispatcher said he stepped outside and "could smell burning bacon...."
Oh, the humanity ...
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2016 10:56 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: What Socialist Apologists always Say at September 08, 2016 10:41 PM (w/iDp)
Or it wasn't "real" socialism/communism ie the fallback to the No True Scotsman fallacy. Europeans in particular love this.
btw, wonder if there were any Iranian "observers" at this recent Nork test? Or maybe that's where the Orlando terrorist's wife ended up?
AFP news agency 46 minutes ago
#BREAKING North Korea nuclear test its 'most powerful to date': Yonhap quoting South Korean military
Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2016 10:56 PM (cC/ZB)
They were so smart back then they were prescient.
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 10:56 PM (9nt94)
Venita Wolf as Yeoman Teresa Ross
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773931095649812484
Madlyn Rhue as Lt Marla McGivers
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773931520851664896
Miko Mayama as Yeoman Tamura
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773931991955898370
Jill Ireland as Leila Kalomi
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773932472757346304
Joan Collins as Edith Keeler
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773932888538640384
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 10:57 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 10:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Grumpy Old Man at September 08, 2016 10:58 PM (NPLj5)
It's my only claim to fame!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 10:50 PM (Zu3d9
I thought it was being the Anti-Semite Semite was your claim to fame.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 10:58 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 10:58 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2016 10:58 PM (2cS/G)
ineligible for walk through metal detector screening. He was informed
that he could not be alternatively screened and would need an exemption."
WTactualF?
Someone at the TSA needs to be hit with the million pound shithammer of the Americans with Disabilities Act. Repeatedly.
The ADA is mostly bureaucratic bullshit and attorney enabling, but there are specific cases of interaction of the ADA with TSA policies, and this is one of those specific cases. They have to offer a patdown option for someone in this situation.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2016 10:58 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 08, 2016 10:59 PM (P5U01)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 10:58 PM (qUNWi)
AtC and I discussed the game on our last podcast. What's happening?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 10:59 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 10:59 PM (qUNWi)
Those interested really need to follow the NRO link for the number of 'studies' out there that regurgitate the 97% number for debate ammo. It's more like 5 at this point, not just the 2 Crowder skims.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2016 11:00 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:00 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 11:00 PM (9nt94)
Well...certainly you guys are ahead of my curve.
Just blown away by the overwhelming negative reviews.
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:01 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Col. Taylor at September 08, 2016 11:02 PM (IqV8l)
Over the next few days, I'll be dragging out notes and stuff and providing more info, but the summary is: the fiancee is a quilter, and there was this quilting cruise to Alaska in the works for a while. The standard 10-day Alaska cruise out of San Francisco has four ports-of-call (Juneau, Skagway, Ketchikan, and Victoria) and a sightseeing day in Glacier Bay -- with five days of just sailing. Quilters on the quilting cruise would be taking classes in technique, sewing up a storm, and doing projects during the "in-between" days.
The fiancee was all for doing this, but they were pressing her for doubling-up with another quilter in her cabin, and she was notso-hotso with that option. When she looked into the pricing for a single cabin, it was only $300 less than taking me along, where I would be available to Sherpa her luggage and defend her from bears. What made it click for me is that my CPA renews this year, and I had a bunch of Continuing Professional Education courses to work through.
So, while the fiancee happily cut and sewed fabric, I cranked through 65 hours of "Investment Alternatives", "Key Performance Indicators", "Ethics for California CPAs", "Risk-Based Auditing", and "Individual Income Tax", while probably eating more than $30 of food per day (being that I tried to keep with the "low carb; high fat" diet plan).
Again, we're not totally unpacked and such, but there's a bunch of fun I intend to share over the coming days.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2016 11:02 PM (EzgxV)
42 Those that can do. Those that can't do, teach. Those that can neither do nor teach, supervise
Dude, I can't even supervise!
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 11:03 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 10:58 PM (qUNWi)
I have (kinda). It says a whole hell of a lot when Steam has to bend its own refund policies into oblivion to quell people's anger about being lied to about that lemon.
The best short take on this was done by "Harmful Opinions":
http://tinyurl.com/zbgtt22
Now did Sean Murray deliberately set out to scam people or did No Man's Sky's hype just get out of control? I want to say the latter, but who knows?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2016 11:03 PM (cC/ZB)
Mariette Hartley as Zarabeth from All Our Yesterdays
http://bit.ly/2c9SChC
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2016 11:04 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:04 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 11:04 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:04 PM (9ym/8)
I just started the IF. I need to wrangle what I break the fast with now. I am easily able to make it from 8pm to 12pm with the fasting. It was tough for the first couple of days though.
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 11:05 PM (9nt94)
providing more info, but the summary is: the fiancee is a quilter, and
there was this quilting cruise to Alaska in the works for a while."
Wait, I thought that Her Imperial Malevolence, AtC, just got back from Alaska her own self.
Is this a thing now with the Horde? Cold is The New Hotness?
Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2016 11:05 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 11:06 PM (w/iDp)
of the laws of Kashrut after living outside of Israel since the 1950s,
once made fantastic matzoh balls for an ultra orthodox friend of the
family....with bacon fat.
Oops....
They were awesome!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 10:49 PM (Zu3d9)
Schmaltz is OK, but German Greibenschmalz with the pork cracklins is awesome
Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2016 11:06 PM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 10:58 PM (voOPb)
Apparently that was taken over by someone else....
At least the "Anti-Semite" part.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 11:06 PM (Zu3d9)
I think it just got out of control and then he sold out.
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:06 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2016 10:54 PM (rwI+c)
The ginger on "Those Who Can't" is pretty nice.
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 11:07 PM (7qAYi)
While "Fable" and "No Man's Sky" are decent games, the developers promised much more than they delivered.
The Larger Debate remains...
When developers oversell before they release, isn't it ultimately upon the consumer to take a "Wait-and-See" approach?
The only two Series I bought, sight-unseen were Morrowind-Series and Halo.
I have not spent more that thirty dollars on any game, minus those two Series.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 08, 2016 11:07 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 11:07 PM (9nt94)
Cracklin's are just perfect. It is probably proof of God's existence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 11:08 PM (Zu3d9)
Arlene Martel as T'Pring
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773936221970194432
Leslie Parrish as Lt Carolyn Palamas
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773936447414034434
Barbara Luna as Marlena Moreau
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773936866101985285
Shari Nims as Sayana
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773937231333584898
Antoinette Bower as Sylvia
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773937598523924480
Alyce and Rhea Andryce as Alices #1-500
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773938038611337216
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:08 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:10 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 11:11 PM (heN73)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:10 PM (qUNWi)
That's because we're TruCons who refuse to support the liberal NFL, you Hillary supporter.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:12 PM (89UPP)
Fossil fuels are, by their nature, composed of carbon that was in the lifecycle (atmosphere and biosphere) during other eras in which Earth supported life. TL;DR, we're not creating anything new, we're just rereleasing stuff that had already been here and got sequestered in a rock formation.
Restoring atmospheric/biospheric carbon oxides to pre-fossilization levels can not induce a runaway greenhouse effect, since the eras those fossils came from did not have any such thing. The global warming apocalypse is based on an incorrect assumption that we're introducing something new to a system that can't handle it, instead of returning something to a system that handled it quite well in the past.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 08, 2016 11:12 PM (HalrA)
Julie Newmar as Eleen
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773938443843952640
Judy McConnell as Yeoman Tankris
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773939037602246657
Tania Lemani as Kara
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773939412245876737
Virginia Aldridge as Tracy
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773939929021870080
Angelique Pettyjohn as Shahna
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773940390642712577
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:12 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 11:11 PM (heN73)
The Original Series
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:12 PM (89UPP)
"Over the next few days, I'll be dragging out notes and stuff and
providing more info, but the summary is: the fiancee is a quilter, and
there was this quilting cruise to Alaska in the works for a while."
Wait, I thought that Her Imperial Malevolence, AtC, just got back from Alaska her own self.
Is this a thing now with the Horde? Cold is The New Hotness?
Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2016 11:05 PM (noWW6)
Being that Ira Weatheral lives just 20 minutes south of my house, and is malevolent enough to drop a keylogger on me and rummage through my Wells Fargo, Schwab, and Discover statements, I try not to broadcast my absences in advance. I would have major sadz if this caused me to miss Mome'ing with AtC on the Grand Princess this tour.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2016 11:12 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chuck c at September 08, 2016 11:13 PM (h99GH)
Posted by: josephistan at September 08, 2016 11:13 PM (7qAYi)
Knowing the language barrier, I assume you're referring to pork skins?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:13 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Yuimetal at September 08, 2016 11:13 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 11:00 PM (9nt94)
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Are you serious? That's utterly ridiculous. Was anything in the paper about this?
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 11:13 PM (xpSCc)
Been watching it from the beginning. Don't turn me in.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2016 11:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:14 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2016 11:02 PM
have a good time. this should be an interesting story.
Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2016 11:14 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Grumpy Old Man at September 08, 2016 11:14 PM (NPLj5)
Nancy Kovack as Nona
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773940807787286528
Diana Muldaur as Lt Ann Mulhall
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773941207160369152
Barbara Bouchet as Kelinda
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773941666239709186
Lezlie Dalton as Drea
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773941939418849280
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:15 PM (Ya7zs)
Eh. Maybe.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 11:15 PM (U0lQa)
I think I might have pre-murdered my cat. She did nothing wrong, other than agree to be adopted by me almost 16 years ago.
Other than that, with [lots of stuff you don't need to know snipped out here] I just don't know.
I nearly drowned some decades ago. Lately, I chastise myself for my failure to complete.
Please don't respond. Been drinking, as another sign of failure.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 08, 2016 11:15 PM (AroJD)
cthulu, that sounds like a great trip. I had no idea there is such a
thing as a quilting cruise. If I tell my mother of its existence, my
father may disown me.
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 11:07 PM (9nt94)
Bad news -- from what I hear, it's a thing on almost every regular cruise loop: LA to Mexico; Fla to Bahamas; even the Mediterranean. Book through your local quilt guild.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2016 11:15 PM (EzgxV)
Brb....
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:14 PM (qUNWi)
Heh. No joke. Caught my eye too. And yeah, a quick google search reveals some revealing pics of Catwoman.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:16 PM (89UPP)
Being a "Browns Fan" aided that notion five years ago.
I should have ended that relationship in 1998.
I would have never thought that I would ever quit watching NFL football. I went there to escape the politics.
It was a manly, gritty foundation of a soul bred of blood, sweat and much more blood.
I'll find my soul in other places, thank you very much.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 08, 2016 11:16 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:16 PM (qUNWi)
Damn straight.
Oh wait, Carolina with a First Down but a flag.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:17 PM (9ym/8)
No, the child already struggles socially. The mom didn't want to put her through having it broadcast, but yes, it sure did happen.
Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2016 11:17 PM (9nt94)
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 11:17 PM (ZpmgM)
Victoria Noland as Dara
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773942587061329920
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773943050519347200
Irene Kelly as Sirah
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773943383211507712
Lois Jewell as Drusilla
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773943655614783488
Victoria Vetri as Isis
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773944071425519616
Teri Garr as Roberta Lincoln
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773944449814650881
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:18 PM (Ya7zs)
people or did No Man's Sky's hype just get out of control? I want to
say the latter, but who knows?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2016 11:03 PM (cC/ZB)
Likely, Sony just made them shine up their most stable beta and ship it, instead of letting them finish developing it until it was properly done. That's my theory on what happened there.
That's the problem when you bring in a large distributor on board. Eventually they get tired of "it's not ready yet" and want to have X product out by Y date for Z return on investment, and the reputation of all parties involved be damned.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 08, 2016 11:18 PM (HalrA)
Oh wait, Carolina with a First Down but a flag.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:17 PM (9ym/
I'm.....wait...is there a term for the TruCon version of "microagressed" or "triggered"?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:18 PM (89UPP)
Dude...did you ever catch Julie as the Debbil in an old Outer Limits EP?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:18 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:19 PM (89UPP)
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I totally believed you, but was kind of hoping this story would get out there so people could know what goes on.
The poor kid. What right does that Muslim cafeteria worker have to complain about someone saying grace over their own food?
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 11:20 PM (ZpmgM)
Actually, self-hate is the foundation of Western leftism.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2016 11:20 PM (zc3Db)
Ho Lee Fuk.
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:18 PM (qUNWi)
Did not. My introduction to the lovely lass was the original Batman show on reruns on Nick at Night when I was like 10. And even at 10...daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:20 PM (89UPP)
What does TOS stand for?
Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 11:11 PM (heN73)
The Original Series.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2016 11:20 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 11:21 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2016 11:21 PM (S6KtG)
Mmm, I dunno. I apologize if I hurt anyone's feelers.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:21 PM (9ym/8)
Marj Dusay as Kara
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773947466936938496
Sheila Leighton as Luma
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773947722260946945
Joanne Linville as Romulan Commander
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773948051161481216
Bonnie Beecher as Sylvia
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773948438950141952
Sabrina Scharf as Miramanee
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773948746015137792
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:21 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 08, 2016 11:21 PM (kP16F)
***
Much like movies, if you take a year off and then come back, you can make sure that you will be able to watch/play the better games.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2016 11:22 PM (E7/zB)
Did not. My introduction to the lovely lass was the original Batman show on reruns on Nick at Night when I was like 10. And even at 10...daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Yuuupp...
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:22 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2016 11:21 PM (S6KtG)
January 20, 2009
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:22 PM (89UPP)
98
I hate life.
I think I might have pre-murdered my cat. She did nothing wrong, other than agree to be adopted by me almost 16 years ago.
Other than that, with [lots of stuff you don't need to know snipped out here] I just don't know.
I nearly drowned some decades ago. Lately, I chastise myself for my failure to complete.
Please don't respond. Been drinking, as another sign of failure.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 08, 2016 11:15 PM (AroJD)
Oh, noez!!! What's wrong with her?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2016 11:22 PM (EzgxV)
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Seems like a good description of how to be a liberal as well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2016 11:22 PM (gyKtp)
I've said it before: this mentally ill weirdo is another Marion Zimmer Bradley in the making.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 08, 2016 11:23 PM (6FqZa)
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That does seem expensive.
If you were a Dem intern, you could just get Prezzy Choom to roll you a Blunt, then of course have The First Black Prezzy help with installation.
Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2016 11:23 PM (LH9+0)
Victoria Vetri as Isis
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773944071425519616
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I'm really not into this sort of sexist rubbish....but something about her character's name really appeals to me.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 08, 2016 11:23 PM (E7/zB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 08, 2016 11:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 11:23 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Chuck C at September 08, 2016 11:23 PM (h99GH)
That's the problem when you bring in a large distributor on board. Eventually they get tired of "it's not ready yet" and want to have X product out by Y date for Z return on investment, and the reputation of all parties involved be damned.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 08, 2016 11:18 PM (HalrA)
That makes sense. Sony in particular is desperate for a hit; I'm pleased as punch that Sony is going to eat at least 70 million for trying to shove "Gurrrrrl Power" Ghostbusters down our throats.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2016 11:24 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:24 PM (qUNWi)
Susan Howard as Mara
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773949163042111488
Kate Woodville as Natira
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773949778581417984
Barbara Babcock as Philana
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773950191737114624
Kathie Browne as Deela
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773950900893261824
Kathryn Hays as Gem
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773951415920300032
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:24 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 08, 2016 11:25 PM (P5U01)
I'm sure you're right since I'm always wrong.
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:25 PM (qUNWi)
Any rendered animal skin or fat that becomes crisp.
So duck or chicken or pork....and I guess red.meat animals too, though I have never tried.
And I saw that language crack.
Everybody's a fvcking comedian!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 11:26 PM (/mBl0)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2016 11:26 PM (S6KtG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2016 11:27 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 08, 2016 11:27 PM (U0lQa)
France Nuyen as Elaan
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773951932914425856
Yvonne Craig as Marta
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773952677348831232
Lee Meriwether as Losira
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773953157902770176
Jan Shutan as Lt Mira Romaine
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773953572950138880
Louise Sorel as Rayna Kopec
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773953992468684802
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:27 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:28 PM (qUNWi)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773932888538640384
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 10:57 PM (Ya7zs)
"Edith Keeler must die!" - Spock
Posted by: Ian Galt at September 08, 2016 11:29 PM (8iiMU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773944449814650881
Posted by: kbdabear
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Hey - that kinda looks like Jane D'oh...
Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2016 11:29 PM (LH9+0)
The problem with that theory is that it had a major Day 1 patch. Also, that its not very stable.
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 11:29 PM (bMG0w)
No crack intended. I just realize that people in different parts of this continent have different terms for the same thing. We spend time trying to figure what the Heck each other is talking about I've learned.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:30 PM (9ym/8)
I've got patience enough to talk to anyone, or so I have been told.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 08, 2016 11:30 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: What Socialist Apologists always Say at September 08, 2016 10:41 PM (w/iDp)
This one drives me wild. Any system can work if you have the right people in charge. If you could be sure you always had the right people in charge, dictatorship would be the ideal form of government.
The trick is to devise a system of government that kinda works even when you have half-breed Marxist shitheads in charge.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 08, 2016 11:31 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Grumpy old man at September 08, 2016 11:31 PM (NPLj5)
Mary Linda Rapelye as Irina Galliulin
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773954514735030272
Deborah Downey as Singing Smelly Hippie Chick
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773954957947047938
Phyllis Douglas as Smelly Hippie Chick
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773955239758143489
Diana Ewing as Droxine
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773955695620288512
Charlene Polite as Vanna
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773955861278580737
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:31 PM (Ya7zs)
No you're not.
Every once in a while you hit on something.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:31 PM (9ym/8)
For what it's worth, I've never had a cat top the 15 year mark, and that's assuredly not from neglect or abuse.
If she got nearly 16 good and happy years from being in your care, she's done better than okay out of the bargain.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2016 11:33 PM (noWW6)
Droves of African Migrants Amass at Mexican Border Waiting US Asylum Under Secret Obama Pact
Lovely. Just lovely. The destruction of this country is the only goal that Preezy Choom Boy has embraced.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 08, 2016 11:33 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 11:33 PM (bMG0w)
There's a mistake in the answers... they don't know the difference between a direct object and the object of an adverbial phrase.
I can't believe this is important to me... I need to get a life...
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 08, 2016 11:33 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2016 11:33 PM (zLDYs)
It's been going up for years. Last week I got letter from Aetna that they overcharged and were giving the employer a refund. Didn't say if we would personally get one. I'm betting not.
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2016 11:34 PM (S6KtG)
Posted by: Palerider at September 08, 2016 11:34 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Chuck C at September 08, 2016 11:35 PM (h99GH)
Posted by: Grumpy old man at September 08, 2016 11:35 PM (NPLj5)
There's a mistake in the answers... they don't know the difference between a direct object and the object of an adverbial phrase.
I can't believe this is important to me... I need to get a life..."
-Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 08, 2016 11:33 PM (oQQwD)
I'm going to go ahead and love you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 08, 2016 11:35 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 11:35 PM (bMG0w)
Mariette Hartley as Zarabeth
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773956295871324160
Susan Smith as Dr Janice Lester
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773956800559378432
Susan Oliver Encore because she was my personal favorite
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773957548684767232
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:36 PM (Ya7zs)
Did anybody take that 8th grade test?
There's a mistake in the answers... they don't know the difference
between a direct object and the object of an adverbial phrase.
I can't believe this is important to me... I need to get a life...
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 08, 2016 11:33 PM (oQQwD)
I scored 82%.Screwed up a couple geography questions, and got lazy with a couple grammar ones (number of comparisons? wth?). The multiple guess choices were not very tricky, for the most part.
Posted by: Ian Galt at September 08, 2016 11:36 PM (8iiMU)
That is so romantic. Teach her to aim for the groin.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:36 PM (9ym/8)
Well....I took it as a crack, because I laughed.
Gribinitzes is the Yiddish word that I learned from my kind aunt who used to make them for the garnish for her amazing chicken soup....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 11:36 PM (Zu3d9)
between a direct object and the object of an adverbial phrase.
I can't believe this is important to me... I need to get a life...
It also said one of the preezy duties was to propose bills to congress.
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2016 11:36 PM (S6KtG)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 08, 2016 11:36 PM (GdFQh)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Slapweasel
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Dude. You realize that its after 10, right?
kbdabear, you taking requests?
Did Bonnie Bedalia ever do TOS Star Trek?
Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2016 11:38 PM (LH9+0)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 08, 2016 11:38 PM (GdFQh)
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 08, 2016 11:38 PM (tvyXw)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/773944449814650881
Posted by: kbdabear
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Hey - that kinda looks like Jane D'oh...
Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2016 11:29 PM (LH9+0)
LMAO.
Sharp, the Horde memory is.
Posted by: Country Boy at September 08, 2016 11:39 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 08, 2016 11:39 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 08, 2016 11:39 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2016 11:36 PM (S6KtG)
Yeah. I guess the Pres can propose, which is different than 'submit' or 'introduce'. It was still better than the alternative "Lead America in Prayer"....although I wish our current Preezy was more Christian.....
Posted by: Ian Galt at September 08, 2016 11:39 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 11:39 PM (voOPb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 08, 2016 11:39 PM (kP16F)
Only way that song is tolerable.
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 11:40 PM (bMG0w)
-Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2016 11:38 PM (LH9+0)
...Really?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 08, 2016 11:40 PM (6gk0M)
Now? Fuggeddabboutit.
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Yes, but now you know how much gas is left in your car when the "empty" light comes on, how much your bank charges for a bounced check and what food carts will give you food poisoning an which ones don't.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 08, 2016 11:40 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2016 11:36 PM (S6KtG)
Right? and some of the multiple choices were anachronistic for 1912...I call BS...is it one of those sites like Buzzfeed?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 08, 2016 11:40 PM (oQQwD)
My cat, Leela, has over the past couple of months, developed a sort of "non-shedded fur" thing. In that vast amounts of hair form these thick crusts along the rear half of her body.
And before you say anything, yeah, I should have combed it out vigilantly. That is what non-cat people would say anyway. Cat people know what it means to comb out a cat's coat. It involves a lot of near death experiences.
So, she developed these thick shields on her rear-body which made me totally understand how fingernails are just hair massed together. They were tough and hard. Like, um body claws or something. Like an armadillo (which is another mammal).
So today, I cut them off on one side. I used a scissors, and amazingly, she didn't hiss or bite or anything. It was like, "Yeah, yeah, get 'em off me." I was a) sober and b) really careful not to get close to the skin. I'm not an idiot. Well, no, I am, but I'm not THAT kind of idiot. Like a kid with a sandwich, I just cut off the crusts.
So I did that. Come home after a long day at work, and got her food out, and saw...it.
Where I'd trimmed, there was a red spot, red with blood, about the size of my thumbnail.
Now, I KNOW I didn't cut her. She'd have let me know that. Trust me.
But somehow I must have weakened some defense she had prepared against...something. I don't know. I feel like Scotty, beaming up some salt vampire and not realizing that it wasn't Crewman Greene after all.
Funny thing is, she's not mad at me. Still wants to be petted. Purrs.
AND, for everyone screaming "Take her to the vet!" sorry but no can do. Yes, I should. But you have no idea what having no money means. Hell, I cannot afford to take myself to the vet, er, doctor, if anything serious happens. My car has first priority, money-wise, because that's how I earn what money I earn.
Anyway, she seems fine. She will probably live another forty years, but she's given me a reason to feel guilty forever. So, you know, that's an impact.
Thank you, everyone, for asking.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 08, 2016 11:42 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 08, 2016 11:42 PM (kP16F)
Good ONT! Thanks.
They are always more fun reading them than writing them!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2016 11:42 PM (Zu3d9)
and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; [...]
I'm being overly pedantic tonight. I think it is time to start drinking.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 08, 2016 11:42 PM (h99GH)
Hell, he ain't any to start with, is he? My money is on him being a mohamadan, because the koran says he is.
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2016 11:43 PM (zLDYs)
Better yet: now I know not to trust the 'empty' light to come on.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2016 11:43 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:43 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 11:29 PM (bMG0w)
I'd think that a Day-1 patch backs up the notion that it's not a finished product and they knew it wasn't, and were rushing to correct as many flaws as they could before people got their hands on it.
As is, I think the saddest part of the story is that it could have been a really good game, a lot of the elements of one are there, but it falls short and lands in the zone of mediocrity thanks to the cut content and undelivered expectations.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 08, 2016 11:44 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2016 11:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 08, 2016 11:44 PM (v3DL/)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:45 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2016 11:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2016 11:46 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 08, 2016 11:46 PM (uAvJJ)
He's outside the box, running around.
Fresh meat.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:46 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Slapweasel,
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Meh. Maybe we're not in a mod for stupid jokes tonight.
I'll just slink off & finish this bottle of Listerine...
Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2016 11:47 PM (LH9+0)
Posted by: torquewrench
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What is this 'Empty Light' of which you speak?
Posted by: Mike Hammer's S-10 at September 08, 2016 11:48 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:48 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 08, 2016 11:48 PM (qul7b)
okay I reek of sandalwood oil and cheap red wine
don't ask
Posted by: chemjeff at September 08, 2016 11:46 PM (uAvJJ)
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Oh, come on!
You gonna come up in here with THAT and say don't ask?? With this group?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 08, 2016 11:48 PM (rlfds)
okay I reek of sandalwood oil and cheap red wine
don't ask
Posted by: chemjeff at September 08, 2016 11:46 PM (uAvJJ)
So you did fvck up the cheese cake?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:49 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 08, 2016 11:49 PM (rlfds)
okay I reek of sandalwood oil and cheap red wine
don't ask
Posted by: chemjeff at September 08, 2016 11:46 PM (uAvJJ)
CJ got laid. Niiiiiice.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:50 PM (89UPP)
I will pray for you and your Kitty.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 08, 2016 11:50 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2016 11:27 PM (EZebt)
See posts #47 and #96
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:50 PM (Ya7zs)
"Yes, but now you know how much gas is left in your car when the 'empty' light comes on"
Better yet: now I know not to trust the 'empty' light to come on.
Used to have a car with a defective gas gauge. The empty light worked though and I had to depend on it to tell me when to fill up. I paid attention to the odometer as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 08, 2016 11:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Grumpy old man at September 08, 2016 11:51 PM (NPLj5)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 08, 2016 11:51 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2016 11:51 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Grumpy old man at September 08, 2016 11:52 PM (NPLj5)
Posted by: tunakermit at September 08, 2016 11:52 PM (17dm+)
okay I reek of sandalwood oil and cheap red wine
don't ask'
We don't have to ask Jeff, not at all...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 08, 2016 11:52 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 11:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 08, 2016 11:52 PM (VSenK)
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 11:52 PM (bMG0w)
the kiddos did an experiment today involving sandalwood oil and it is of course very fragrant, so now I smell like it too
and the cheap red wine is of course part of my usual diet
Posted by: chemjeff at September 08, 2016 11:53 PM (uAvJJ)
Or on Twitter.
Or doing squats.
Posted by: eleven at September 08, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)
Ace is on Sqttr. It's like Tinder meets Twitter, where you post your gainz and try to impress the ladies.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 08, 2016 11:53 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2016 11:53 PM (S6KtG)
Posted by: elaan of troyius at September 08, 2016 11:53 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 08, 2016 11:53 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2016 11:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JackStraw
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This means something different to football fans than to the rest of us, I guess?
Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2016 11:54 PM (LH9+0)
Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2016 11:38 PM (LH9+0)
No
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:54 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Chuck C at September 08, 2016 11:42 PM
Yeah, I'll have to agree w/ that. Wait, I've been drinking, maybe time to go to bed.
Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2016 11:54 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 08, 2016 11:53 PM (FYrz1)
*snort*
Soooo...the folks at that other place? They go to bed early, huh?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:55 PM (89UPP)
It's OK CJ, we are very open minded about sexuality.
So, how old was he and did you make sure the cage was locked afterwords?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 08, 2016 11:55 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2016 11:55 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: tunakermit at September 08, 2016 11:55 PM (17dm+)
And some cats that have owned me have had fur that comes in at damn near the color of their skin, so it's just *fiendishly* hard to tell where skin ends and fur begins. Even in good bright natural light.
But also not a lot of margin between the skin and the fur into which one can painstakingly work a scissor blade. Oh boy! Half a millimeter before the mat starts!
So as slowly and carefully as I've done that job (and it can take hours and be exhausting) I've still gotten an occasional indignant yowl and slap from Kitteh, after the scissors have inflicted a nick.
Our vet reminds me that cats' skins are differently innervated than those of humans, and that they soak up claw punctures and slashes from one another all the time without being too troubled. And they heal superfast. I still feel wretched after any such slip. So, Chasm, you have a kindred spirit here.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2016 11:55 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:55 PM (89UPP)
Pretty much.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 08, 2016 11:56 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2016 11:56 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 08, 2016 11:38 PM (GdFQh)
Barbara Luna. See #79
Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2016 11:57 PM (Ya7zs)
The NFL has been making a lot of rule changes in the last few years to protect the QB. One of the biggies is hitting the QB in the helmet with your helmet.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2016 11:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 08, 2016 11:57 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Willy J. at September 08, 2016 11:58 PM (9/8em)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:58 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2016 11:21 PM (S6KtG)
++++
I think they mean this:
Section 3.
He shall from time to time give to the Congress information of the state of the union, and recommend to their consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in case of disagreement between them, with respect to the time of adjournment, he may adjourn them to such time as he shall think proper; he shall receive ambassadors and other public ministers; he shall take care that the laws be faithfully executed, and shall commission all the officers of the United States.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2016 11:59 PM (R+30W)
Okay, the Leela story.
My cat, Leela, has over the past couple of
months, developed a sort of "non-shedded fur" thing. In that vast
amounts of hair form these thick crusts along the rear half of her body.
And
before you say anything, yeah, I should have combed it out vigilantly.
That is what non-cat people would say anyway. Cat people know what it
means to comb out a cat's coat. It involves a lot of near death
experiences.
So, she developed these thick shields on her
rear-body which made me totally understand how fingernails are just hair
massed together. They were tough and hard. Like, um body claws or something. Like an armadillo (which is another mammal).
So
today, I cut them off on one side. I used a scissors, and amazingly,
she didn't hiss or bite or anything. It was like, "Yeah, yeah, get 'em
off me." I was a) sober and b) really careful not to get close to the
skin. I'm not an idiot. Well, no, I am, but I'm not THAT kind of idiot.
Like a kid with a sandwich, I just cut off the crusts.
So I did that. Come home after a long day at work, and got her food out, and saw...it.
Where I'd trimmed, there was a red spot, red with blood, about the size of my thumbnail.
Now, I KNOW I didn't cut her. She'd have let me know that. Trust me.
But
somehow I must have weakened some defense she had prepared
against...something. I don't know. I feel like Scotty, beaming up some
salt vampire and not realizing that it wasn't Crewman Greene after all.
Funny thing is, she's not mad at me. Still wants to be petted. Purrs.
AND,
for everyone screaming "Take her to the vet!" sorry but no can do. Yes,
I should. But you have no idea what having no money means. Hell, I
cannot afford to take myself to the vet, er, doctor, if anything serious happens. My car has first priority, money-wise, because that's how I earn what money I earn.
Anyway,
she seems fine. She will probably live another forty years, but she's
given me a reason to feel guilty forever. So, you know, that's an
impact.
Thank you, everyone, for asking.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 08, 2016 11:42 PM (AroJD)
If it were me and Leela -- I'd look to clean that area gently.....maybe soap and water, maybe witch-hazel....then I'd be looking to use something like neosporin on it. I'd want to research each step online specifically for cats. Maybe you end with rubbing alcohol to clean and polysporin to cover -- whatever.
That she's a happy girl makes it likely this is something that you can work through together. Just gotta find the right goops and validate them against the internet.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2016 12:02 AM (EzgxV)
Fuckstick must've been sick from class that day.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 12:02 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 12:03 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 08, 2016 11:53 PM
LOL, you can't beat Bay Bridges Merlot.
Tastes great and 2.54 a bottle if you buy 6 at Krogers.
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2016 12:03 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 08, 2016 11:42 PM (AroJD)
Set-up a kickstarter. I'm sure it'll get funded quickly.
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 09, 2016 12:03 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 08, 2016 11:50 PM (89UPP)
Well, there's a $200 whack in the ol' C.J. budget. Gawd bless Craigslist?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2016 12:04 AM (v5iqM)
I started pouring a cap full of white vinegar into my ear 3Xs a day and rinsing my mouth in the area with vinegar. (Go easy with that until you get used to it. And do not do it if you have a ruptured drum)
The pain quickly ceased and the infection quickly cleared. I cancelled the operation but continued the procedure. Within a year I believe the calcification left.
A friend used peroxide. The residue of using peroxide like that is water in your ear.
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 09, 2016 12:04 AM (LKUbu)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 12:05 AM (rlfds)
I need it.
While I'm not #nevertrump, I simply don't like the guy. I'm also an Ohio voter, so my vote "counts". I'll hold my nose and push the touchscreen for Trump, as I did McCain and Romney.
I don't know what the future holds, but I'll pray for Trump and these beautiful United States of America.
G'Night, ev'ry-buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 09, 2016 12:06 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: kbdabear at
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That's a shame. Bedalia was a true clockstopper - especially in those days.
For reference, I'll use Bonanza. When she married Little Joe. Absolutely stunning.
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 12:06 AM (LH9+0)
KDBEAR, how many wimminz did you put up?
There were 79 episodes so we can calculate an approximate space nookie ratio.
It will be low of course because we won't have one-offs in the back of the shuttle/JeffriesTube/Spock's Bed when he was on the bridge, nor the romps with Kirk's TrekLite/lab animals/hot calzonie but it's a start.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2016 12:07 AM (qul7b)
hi all
okay I reek of sandalwood oil and cheap red wine
don't ask
Posted by: chemjeff at September 08, 2016 11:46 PM (uAvJJ)
If you also reek of a sexually-aroused Humanities major in various private places, congratulations!!!
If you reek of a sexually-aroused STEM major enrolled in your class, it might be a good time to call a lawyer......
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2016 12:08 AM (EzgxV)
It's still there, and there's some really funny shit there
http://tinyurl.com/jdrt3pn
Posted by: kbdabear at September 09, 2016 12:10 AM (Ya7zs)
But I'm pretty sure you'll be here election night.
THAT ONT will prolly be one for the ages.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 12:11 AM (rlfds)
no, neither the sandalwood oil nor the cheap red wine involved carnal relations
the kiddos did an experiment today involving sandalwood oil and it is of course very fragrant, so now I smell like it too
and the cheap red wine is of course part of my usual diet
Posted by: chemjeff at September 08, 2016 11:53 PM (uAvJJ)
*Sigh* We keep hoping.....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2016 12:11 AM (EzgxV)
G'Night, ev'ry-buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 09, 2016 12:06 AM
Be well Slap and all. Off for a nap.
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2016 12:11 AM (o/90i)
How's life treatin' ya?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 12:05 AM (rlfds)
Frankly, it sux, ma'am. But thank you for asking. I've just replaced 2-1/2 walls in the master bedroom due to termite damage. Not a contractor. Me. Start to finish.
But, I'm actually doing worse now, 'cause I just read Slapweasel at #248, and that gives me a sadz.
One particular Weasel, Slap (Mister), (1 ea.), has long been a stalwart not only of AoS, but of the ONT in particular.
And, he's the PrayerMonger in Chief 'round here, too.
His absence is as to one who pulls his finger out of the water, yet the hole remains.
I'll pour good Bourbon into the USB for ya Slap, if you'll but hang around.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2016 12:12 AM (v5iqM)
kbdabear gets an A for effort, as always, with the Babes of Trek pix, but, sorry, points off for not having a shot of alternate-universe Uhura from Mirror Mirror.
http://bit.ly/2bY2LRv
Posted by: mindful webworker - beyond the farthest star at September 09, 2016 12:12 AM (5a8XA)
Heya cooth
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 12:03 AM (rlfds)
Hello, Sweetie!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2016 12:13 AM (EzgxV)
But I'm pretty sure you'll be here election night.
THAT ONT will prolly be one for the ages.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 12:11 AM (rlfds)
If Ace and the Cobs are smart, they'll turn off comments on that night's ONT...
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 09, 2016 12:17 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 09, 2016 12:17 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 09, 2016 12:17 AM (uAvJJ)
242
Heya cooth
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 12:03 AM (rlfds)
Hello, Sweetie!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2016 12:13 AM (EzgxV)
I wore the "Cthul-Who" shirt yesterday that my goddaughter gave me. Today, I wore http://shirt.woot.com/offers/cthulhu-hears-the-call?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn_0 for disembarking.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2016 12:19 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Max Power at September 09, 2016 12:20 AM (QCc6B)
Hell, he ain't any to start with, is he? My money is on him being a mohamadan, because the koran says he is.
Posted by: Eromero
Better money on him being agnostic. There is no higher being in the universe than the image in the mirror when he gazes into one. I suspect he does that, ALOT.
Posted by: Puddleglum@work at September 09, 2016 12:21 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: eleven at September 09, 2016 12:22 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Max Power at September 09, 2016 12:22 AM (QCc6B)
Attending the dinner were my parents (both Trump supporters), my younger brother (totally a-political, just doesn't follow politics at all) and his wife (hardcore leftist, I mean hardcore). I brought up politics and the news lately in general. I was polite but stated my views. Laws and justice etc. etc. She was proud that Hillzdog broke the law and got away with it. It's like street cred in Gangsta Rap, she stuck it to the man. House of Cards is like x porn vs reality of xxx porn. She is about to get a degree in like master social worker or whatever. So my question is I guess, if the rule of law no longer applies to you but it does it does to me. Once people that play games for millions of $$$ are not oppressed then we should be good.
To make a long story short (to late I know).
What if I just gave up and went OUTLAW.
What if we all did.
Thug Life=The Hate you give little infants, Fuck Everybody.
Posted by: prophet of the Elysian Fields at September 09, 2016 12:23 AM (KIJKy)
Posted by: Max Power
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I keep a couple of gallons of white vinegar on hand at all times.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:23 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Dave at September 08, 2016 10:41 PM (LFEuP)
I couldn't get the test to load. NoScript was blocking some script it needed to run. No problem, shitty little website there, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2016 12:23 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:24 AM (RrDm2)
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My guess (if it is real) is that the original test was not multiple choice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:25 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2016 12:19 AM (EzgxV)
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Too cute...heh.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 12:25 AM (rlfds)
Or Volume...whatever.
Posted by: eleven at September 09, 2016 12:26 AM (qUNWi)
Or Volume...whatever.
Posted by: eleven
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And the other 98%? Piss?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:27 AM (RrDm2)
On a positive note, in a little more than half an hour, I'll be celebrating 50 years of my trying God's patience.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 09, 2016 12:28 AM (rJUlF)
I don't care about seeing Trump so much, but the anti crazies should be out in strength, and I'd kinda of like to see the show,
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:30 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: eleven at September 09, 2016 12:30 AM (qUNWi)
"On a positive note, in a little more than half an hour, I'll be celebrating 50 years of my trying God's patience."
-Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 09, 2016 12:28 AM (rJUlF)
*HAH!*
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 09, 2016 12:31 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:31 AM (RrDm2)
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Perhaps he has a use for you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:32 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: eleven at September 09, 2016 12:32 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 12:34 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:32 AM (RrDm2)
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He's keeping quiet about it, whatever it is.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 09, 2016 12:34 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at September 09, 2016 12:35 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at September 09, 2016 12:40 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 09, 2016 12:40 AM (T/cxb)
As one who can look back at "50" longingly, I envy you your future.
Kick. Some. Ass.
channeling Slapweasel "That is all."
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2016 12:40 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2016 11:20 PM (ZpmgM)
Kid should up the ante. Not only say Grace, but bring her own jar of bacon bits, and use it to de-halalify the meal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2016 12:40 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 09, 2016 12:41 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
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That's often the way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:41 AM (RrDm2)
Aw, man. I'm going to miss Slap.
On a positive note, in a little more than half an hour, I'll be celebrating 50 years of my trying God's patience.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 09, 2016 12:28 AM (rJUlF)
He had every opportunity to think you were done, but seems to have something in mind for your future. May his choice please Him.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2016 12:44 AM (EzgxV)
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1003 Did you guys know that 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + ...+...+
Equals -1/12?
It's true.
Posted by: eleven
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1026 Equals -1/12?
It's true.
Posted by: eleven
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That's irrational
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:47 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:47 AM (RrDm2)
They told me there'd be no math(s) on the ONT.
Now, y'all being Morons and 'Ettes in good standing.
Go forth and multiply.
Like rabbits on a crack and Viagra cocktail.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2016 12:50 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 09, 2016 12:50 AM (dIc3Q)
*leaves to shut off lights*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2016 12:50 AM (RrDm2)
You want to live in a clean world, not a sterile one.
Posted by: RKae at September 09, 2016 12:52 AM (i+OYT)
I'm feeling a little hurt that ace did the word love topography thing while I was out doing stuff.
I wish he would be interesting on my timing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2016 12:52 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 09, 2016 12:56 AM (Cz+xD)
Note that it doesn't matter how close we are to an election when its about a GOP candidate.
Posted by: Harun at September 09, 2016 12:57 AM (dZQh7)
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 12:58 AM (LH9+0)
Howdy roonz and roonettez, what's shaking?
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 09, 2016 01:00 AM (vbvxt)
And speaking of, I get to go to my first post-50 checkup next week. It should be fun. I'm wearing the Edzell kilt.
Shut it Chi.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 09, 2016 01:04 AM (vbvxt)
They are programmed to be offended by everything, all the time, and to speak up, to raise a stink, and, when all else fails to kill us.
Hey, don't take my word for it. It is all right there in the Koran, along with throwing homosexuals to their deaths from high places and treating their women like chattel.
Why we put up with this crap is beyond me.
Posted by: navybrat at September 09, 2016 01:07 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 09, 2016 01:07 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: navybrat at September 09, 2016 01:07 AM (w7KSn)
Because the masters of the universe see them as another demographic that they can agitate against others in the divide and conquer game that keeps them in power.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2016 01:10 AM (J+mig)
I thought it was pushing a wall over on them.
Posted by: Harun at September 09, 2016 01:15 AM (dZQh7)
What if I just gave up and went OUTLAW.
What if we all did.
Posted by: prophet of the Elysian Fields at September 09, 2016 12:23 AM (KIJKy)
We will soon reach the point, in the debasement and corruption of civilization, where everything is illegal, and the law only exists to punish the enemies of the regime. This is almost the default condition throughout the entire history of man. The friends of the regime get a pass for their activities, as long as they toe the line and aren't needed as a scapegoat.
At that point, there'll be no point in trying to live as a law-abiding citizen anymore. It's a losing proposition. Anything you have can be taken away at a moment's notice, with the flimsiest of pretexts. You know, kinda like civil asset forfeiture.
We're very close to that point already.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2016 01:15 AM (J+mig)
There is no such thing as "equality" in Islam.
In no way, shape or form.
Either your boot is on their necks or their swords are at yours.
The whole "live and let live" ethic is a complete fiction to them.
How do I know this?
Because I listen to what they themselves say.
Posted by: navybrat at September 09, 2016 01:17 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 01:20 AM (LH9+0)
civilization, where everything is illegal, and the law only exists to
punish the enemies of the regime."
What Dr. Jerry Pournelle described years ago as "anarcho-tyranny".
Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2016 01:21 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 09, 2016 01:22 AM (hNICT)
Heh GGE, you rock that kilt if you want.
I'll hit that half-century mark in two years, so I'm not clownin' on anyone for that.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 01:23 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 09, 2016 01:26 AM (ggZRr)
You're wearing a kilt to see the doc...for an examination that includes a finger in the butt...
Oh GGE, that's a pretty hard thing for the Horde to ignore.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 01:27 AM (rlfds)
Executed with Aplomb.
Informative, engagin, & ponderin worthy to boot.
Well Done.
Thank You.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 09, 2016 01:28 AM (zD7+a)
Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2016 01:21 AM (noWW6)
I'd just call it regular old tyranny. Doesn't need a special label. Dear Leader sits at the top, his friends get the table scraps, everyone else gets screwed. That's the default management structure of the human species.
Every time we've ever improved upon that, those who imagine themselves to be a special elite feel butthurt about not being in control, and eventually start scheming to take power again.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2016 01:29 AM (J+mig)
I think that is the whole quote, though I can't recall to whom it should be attributed.
Sounds like Ayn Rand.
Posted by: navybrat at September 09, 2016 01:30 AM (w7KSn)
We still all have two arms, two legs, and 1 big eye in the middle of our foreheads. You haven't missed much...
Posted by: Adriane the Hermit Crab Critic ... at September 09, 2016 01:34 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: eleven at September 09, 2016 01:35 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Adriane the Hermit Crab Critic
You are right. Thanks for the response, though. Appreciate it.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 09, 2016 01:37 AM (ggZRr)
Happy Birthday, youngster.
It's all downhill after 50.
Trust me.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/best-of-spirits/that-day-i-turned-64
Aw, man. I'm going to miss Slap.
Posted by: mindful webworker - beyond the farthest star at September 09, 2016 01:38 AM (cHQtB)
Should I search upthread to see what this is about?
Posted by: mindful webworker - oops at September 09, 2016 01:39 AM (cHQtB)
You're wearing a kilt to see the doc...for an examination that includes a finger in the butt...
Posted by: SMFH
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Looking forward to it?
Yeah, I thought Capt & GGE were older.
You've got me by barely 6 months, CW. Again, Happy Birthday. Let me know how 50 treats you.
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 01:39 AM (LH9+0)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 09, 2016 01:26 AM (ggZRr)
So. Jealous.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2016 01:40 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: eleven at September 09, 2016 01:40 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: mindful webworker - oh at September 09, 2016 01:41 AM (cHQtB)
Kilt? They'd have to make me wear a straitjacket.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2016 01:41 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2016 01:43 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: mindful webworker - oops)
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He said that he's leaving us until after the election is all.
If he's anything like me, he'll lurk some, and maybe post when drunk. Then come back.
I've left for a temporary sanity break, myself. Many have.
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 01:44 AM (LH9+0)
Posted by: eleven
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I haven't seen Fenelon here tonight, so I don't think so...
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 01:45 AM (LH9+0)
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 01:44 AM (LH9+0)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 01:45 AM (rlfds)
The question "Fill in the blank: The Gulf Stream is a ______ ocean current" (choices were "warm" and "cold") doesn't work to well if you take away multiple choice.
The test is pretty obviously made up.
Posted by: zincfinger at September 09, 2016 01:46 AM (dwCy9)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 09, 2016 01:46 AM (ggZRr)
Wait, what? Posting when *not* drunk is an option?
::: frantically pages through rule book :::
Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2016 01:46 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: zincfinger
One of the possible answers to the 1912 test was "Viet Nam War."
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 09, 2016 01:47 AM (ggZRr)
Free shipping is over but I suggest all w/gardens & hardware, household needs compare $ because I spent close to $60 more for long handled pruners to reach my former climbing roses ( 2 died, 6 cut to ankle level spring 2015) & those are $42-44 dollars.I ordered from ARS advertiser in 2010 or next year.
Good Night, I hoped I'd save some $ for other Horde Members.
I'm getting up very early tomorrow because I want to fertilize roses one last time & tie up my favorite pink/white blend climbers (my favorites & no longer sold & ones that were cut off arbors spring last year).
Posted by: Carol at September 09, 2016 01:51 AM (sj3Ax)
276
I highly recommend attending a Trump rally just to see the crowd it draws. Typical hippie/SJW crowd with a sprinkling of students getting extra credit. What did shock me was candidates shaking hands at the entrance.
Warning: I showed at 4:00 and got in line. Did not reach the TSA check at the door until 6:45. Piss before and take nothing to drink. Did my best horse imitation when I got inside. Boy that felt sooooooo good.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 09, 2016 01:52 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: eleven at September 09, 2016 01:54 AM (qUNWi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxC2OOSEPyQ
Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2016 01:54 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2016 01:55 AM (GzDYP)
Oh GGE, that's a pretty hard thing for the Horde to ignore.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 09, 2016 01:27 AM (rlfds)
Kind of the point.
www.kiltedtokickcancer.org
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 09, 2016 01:57 AM (vbvxt)
Much!
I only see giant bats with tentacles 2 or 3 times a day instead of 10 - 12 ...
Posted by: Adriane the Hermit Crab Critic ... at September 09, 2016 01:59 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
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Heh. Probably not, ODM...
I haven't felt like singing in a long time now (I can state when, almost to the date was the last time).
With one exception. Some days, I sing the theme song to "The Courtship Of Eddie's Father" to my stinky dog. He goes a little wild when I do - probably my voice.
(I changed the lyrics a bit)
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 02:00 AM (LH9+0)
Issue More Sentry Guns......an watch "Those Animal Killers" go.
There's actually a "Functional" M-41A Pulse Rifle.
Modified .45 Thompson/4-10 shotgun.
Just leave the "live" one at home for the Colonial Parade at DragonCon.
Btw. A couple folks have faithful M56 Smart Gun Rigs.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 09, 2016 02:02 AM (zD7+a)
The test is pretty obviously made up.
Posted by: zincfinger
One of the possible answers to the 1912 test was "Viet Nam War."
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 09, 2016 01:47 AM (ggZRr)
It's a multiple choice test, where the original was probably fill in the blank, so the website it's on filled in some spurious, anachronistic answers to trip up LIV types taking it.
That's also something just about every high school teacher and college professor does. There's usually an answer that's badly, hilariously wrong but will sound plausible to somebody who has no freaking idea what's going on and is trying to sound smart.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2016 02:04 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
I used 'The heartwarming story of a boy and his dog' often.
Good night all.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 09, 2016 02:07 AM (ggZRr)
Belated HI, CAROL! (* 2 for not waving back the other day when you said hi to me.)
This online community stuff is tricky. People come and go so quickly here. Go ask Alice.
I'm verging on crashing.
Posted by: mindful webworker - dang at September 09, 2016 02:11 AM (cHQtB)
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all uphill at September 09, 2016 02:13 AM (cHQtB)
Posted by: mindful webworker
--------------------------
Wow.
You had to say that? I've been really down for a while, and just realized why a couple days ago. (I actually came here looking for cthulhu when it hit me!)
I've had Joffen on my mind lately for some reason. I don't know where it came from.
I miss our Fucking Sunshine Patriot...
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 02:18 AM (kDWIp)
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 02:25 AM (kDWIp)
They are not, but just the opposite. All you have to do is sound authoritative and sort of snotty, like they think a scientist acts, and you can feed them any line of bullshit and they'll believe it. Virtue signal you're one of them, and they'll believe anything you say, no matter how ridiculous.
They have no clue about anything.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2016 02:25 AM (DW+jj)
Boil that dust speck! Boil that dust speck!!
Sorry, wait. Wrong story!
Posted by: Snotty Kangaroos, Local 33 ... at September 09, 2016 02:29 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Hope Solo at September 09, 2016 02:31 AM (DW+jj)
Fixed now. So, it links to Mindful Webworkshop Episode #5, the latest webwork, with me warbling and beating up on the 88's, with six more original songs, plus a bonus short animated toon.
I don't like to talk about it. It's a learning experience for me. You don't have to share. I would warn you against clicking on it, but, hey, maybe you'll accidentally hit the donation button while you're there. Handouts welcome.
Good night, Gracies. Remember: The disappointments hardest to bear are those which never come.
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all uphill at September 09, 2016 02:32 AM (cHQtB)
And BTW, what's a prostate?
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 09, 2016 02:34 AM (DW+jj)
You linked an old cartoon...
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 02:35 AM (kDWIp)
Posted by: navybrat at September 09, 2016 02:36 AM (w7KSn)
These idiot leftists and SJWs love to think they are scientific geniuses and all their opinions are based on science.
They are not, but just the opposite. All you have to do is sound
authoritative and sort of snotty, like they think a scientist acts, and
you can feed them any line of bullshit and they'll believe it. Virtue
signal you're one of them, and they'll believe anything you say, no
matter how ridiculous.
They have no clue about anything.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2016 02:25 AM (DW+jj)
I just had one of my "that's not an error, it's a feature" moments. What we need to do is figure out how to pretend credibility and use social cues to signal that we're one of them... while spreading things that are so stupid and so toxic that it'll ruin their credibility whenever they spread whatever idea we gave them.
Sabotage.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2016 02:36 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Adriane the Verbology Critic ... at September 09, 2016 02:41 AM (AoK0a)
You just had to crow about it, didn't you?
Posted by: Adriane the Verbology Critic
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Is Muldoon tutoring you?
You're like a hawk with the puns.
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 02:43 AM (kDWIp)
#11 was a dead giveaway:
11. Give three duties of the president.
Commanding the armed forces, proposing bills to Congress, making sure laws are enforced
Commanding the armed forces, signing bills from Congress, leading America in prayer
Appearing on TV, flying in Air Force One, being awesome
Obviously, C is correct. (/sarc)
I took it and got 82%, which was scored as "Grade: A. Congratulations! You might be headed to Harvard." In what universe is 82 an A? Talk about grade inflation.
Almost all the questions I missed had to do with grammar. I seem to have somehow absorbed it intuitively, in that I can write without sounding like a drooling imbecile, but those questions may as well have been written in a foreign language for all I understood them.
Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2016 02:51 AM (sdi6R)
"You're like a hawk with the puns."
Only to those easily gulled.
::: ducks :::
Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2016 02:52 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 02:54 AM (kDWIp)
Posted by: navybrat at September 09, 2016 03:04 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 09, 2016 03:09 AM (DVOeM)
I saw 4 today, all at the same time, just cavorting above.
I have no idea what they are eating, maybe rats, moles, voles, small dogs, who knows.
Pets go missing.
Shit happens.
Posted by: navybrat at September 09, 2016 03:12 AM (w7KSn)
I saw debris in the yard and went out to investigate. There were blue feathers scattered all over the place. It was a bluebird.
Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2016 03:17 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: navybrat at September 09, 2016 03:20 AM (w7KSn)
You're like a hawk with the puns.
Me?!?
I would never think of robin Seamus' puns for myself!
Posted by: Adriane the Verbology Critic ... at September 09, 2016 03:26 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Verbology Critic ... at September 09, 2016 03:28 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2016 03:30 AM (sdi6R)
As for today's 8th grade students I would say less than 1% would pass it at all. Hell, I would say less than 1% of the graduating seniors would pass it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 03:33 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 09, 2016 03:33 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2016 03:44 AM (0G2eQ)
5 hours, not enough.
Have to go look for this history test, should do well.
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2016 03:44 AM (0G2eQ)
Its not a History test, its general knowledge. More like Trivial Pursuit.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 03:45 AM (mpXpK)
I got 100 without breaking a sweat. If 96% of adults can't pass that test, we are well and truly doomed.
Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2016 03:51 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: GGE
----------------
Chicken?
That's ok. I flew the coop at Columbo'clock.
I'll be asleep for my 3 or 4 hours before the rooster crows.
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2016 03:52 AM (kDWIp)
Posted by: Adriane the Verbology Critic ... at September 09, 2016 04:14 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2016 04:14 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Verbology Critic ... at September 09, 2016 04:15 AM (AoK0a)
15 miles on the Erie Canal
But forgot where it goes from, I'm a idiot.
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2016 04:21 AM (0G2eQ)
I got an 87% ... boo. Missed the question on what country borders Turkey and the big, giant hint. A picture of Greece.
seeing if I can still post.
Posted by: rich at September 09, 2016 04:23 AM (CrY8H)
Posted by: rich at September 09, 2016 04:24 AM (CrY8H)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2016 04:26 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: rich at September 09, 2016 04:34 AM (CrY8H)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2016 04:38 AM (0G2eQ)
I couldn't remember the last Civil War Battle. I thought it was Gettysburg, since "The Speech" was given there.
Posted by: Adriane the Verbology Critic ... at September 09, 2016 04:14 AM (AoK0a)
The war was not "officially" declared over until Aug 20, 1866. Lee surrendered the army of Northern VA April 9, 1866. Kerby Smith surrendered the last army of the confederacy on June 2, 1866. Gettysburg ended in July 1863.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 04:39 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2016 04:40 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2016 04:45 AM (0G2eQ)
The date varies but the year doesn't. It was 1865.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 09, 2016 04:51 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2016 04:56 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 09, 2016 04:51 AM (20X6f)
All those 66's should be 65's, except for Gettysburg. Too early in the morning.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 04:57 AM (mpXpK)
Stay safe everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2016 05:01 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 05:08 AM (mpXpK)
Oh well, g'mornin' Horde.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 05:43 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
One of her supporters at the speech gushed to a reporter she likes her because "...she is trustworthy and wants to help the people." It just boggles the mind. To live side by side in a country filled with such delusional fools is worrisome, to put it mildly.
Posted by: Ripley at September 09, 2016 06:05 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:28 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:28 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:31 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2cIrVmK
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:31 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2c3isrJ
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:31 AM (mpXpK)
Yet another great foreign policy win for Shitbrains. The Norks have confirmed that an artificial seismic event noted was them tested another nuclear weapon. Also note that the corrupt Obamanites said nothing about this test. The announcement was initially made by Japan.
http://fxn.ws/2cecam1
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2c2Y4qt
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2chWeQy
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2c1XvdS
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)
Standing Rules:
Injury-in-fact: The plaintiff must have suffered or imminently will suffer injury; an invasion of a legally protected interest that is (a) concrete and particularized, and (b) actual or imminent (that is, neither conjectural nor hypothetical; not abstract). The injury can be either economic, non-economic, or both.
Causation: There must be a causal connection between the injury and the conduct complained of, so that the injury is fairly traceable to the challenged action of the defendant and not the result of the independent action of some third party who is not before the court
Redressability: It must be likely, as opposed to merely speculative, that a favorable court decision will redress the injury
Since the first requirement can not be met, then the second can not either. But we have learned through a long history of rulings that liberal standing is damn easy to get while "real" standing is impossible to get for conservatives. (Or owners of automotive company debt. )
http://fxn.ws/2chfNsf
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:33 AM (mpXpK)
**click**
Went to bead to read a book.
I decided that any team that has players sitting out the National Anthem will not be watched by me. So far as I am aware, it is the Forty-Niners, and the Bronco's. With the Seahawks in the on deck circle for Sunday. If it turns out I quite watching the NFL this season, so be it.
We will still be featuring the pointy elbows pic's, right?
Posted by: Paladin at September 09, 2016 06:33 AM (3y9+k)
http://fxn.ws/2bXb9QS
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:33 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2cmwyn
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:33 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2caTCkh
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:33 AM (mpXpK)
Yes, our immigration laws are plainly broken and need revision that tightens them severely, not the amnesty pap that we have been fed over and over again. And here is one that screams for elimination. Instead of prosecuting illegals who make false charges, we are rewarding them, thus giving incentive to keep on violating the law. The ridiculous nature of these laws is just insane.
http://fxn.ws/2c8vCzL
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
http://prn.to/2caGXOp
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
My dad could, and still does, cuss LBJ like Ralphie's dad in "A Christmas Story." Hated him with a passion.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2016 06:34 AM (9ym/8)
I suppose by "amend" he means to simply ignore it altogether and act illegally and he is talking about the Democrat goons on the FEC.
http://washex.am/2bVSrEt
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
http://cbsloc.al/2cbHzmj
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2bYbxi2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
Animated dead body speaks on confirming the late term appointment of another Obama radical leftist to the court thus confirming she is a politician not a judge.
http://bit.ly/2cyqG6A
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:35 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2ctWF8Y
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:35 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:35 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2cnrejE
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:36 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2cwTGvz
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:36 AM (mpXpK)
That's the suggestion I was responding to. Many of the questions would make no sense if they were fill in the blank with no multiple choice. If you get a question "The gulf stream is a _______ ocean current", how the hell are you supposed to know what they're talking about, without also getting the multiple choice options, "cold" and "warm"?
I think the test is made up, and was never a fill in the blank with no multiple choice.
Posted by: zincfinger at September 09, 2016 06:36 AM (dwCy9)
http://bit.ly/2cn2DLW
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:36 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2cKgjkx
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:36 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:36 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: zincfinger at September 09, 2016 06:37 AM (dwCy9)
Only the Platinum Ace of Spades Membership gets Italics.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2016 06:41 AM (ptqRm)
Also, how do you italicize a portion of your comment here? There's no button for it, and html tags aren't working for me.
Posted by: zincfinger at September 09, 2016 06:37 AM (dwCy9)
[ i ] and close with [ / i ]; remove the spaces.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 06:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2016 06:46 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2016 06:41 AM (ptqRm)
Enroll today and get the World Book Encyclopedia on floppy disc as a bonus!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at September 09, 2016 06:55 AM (yIIdQ)
We are now showing the Saudis how things are done. No bragging. That part of Texas was not ever known for production. Gas at the height of the summer season was 2.25 here.
Shit is getting real.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2016 06:56 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: zincfinger at September 09, 2016 07:00 AM (dwCy9)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 07:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 09, 2016 07:02 AM (8cftc)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 09, 2016 07:03 AM (BS8yt)
One of the Seahawks players has already done the 'taking the knee' act instead of standing for the anthem; he's been busy trying to get the rest of the team to follow his example. So add Seattle to your no watch NFL list.
407 re standing --
Usually the atheist group finds a complaint, then represent the complainer to get standing. But yeah, 'standing' seems sometimes to be an impossible achievement when it is a conservative complaint seeking redress.
A recent report found that 70% of federal appeals court judges are liberals. Yeah, they have taken that institution over as well. Except for, barely, the SC on a good day. Hillary means to fix that glitch in the liberal matrix.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2016 07:04 AM (gyKtp)
Shit is getting real.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2016 06:56 AM (9ym/
I predict $1.65 by election day.....with dems shouting they lowered the price of gas.
That W. Texas field is wide-open. No trees for the greenies to gnash teeth over.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at September 09, 2016 07:04 AM (yIIdQ)
Having watched the Gary Johnson "Aleppo" vid several times, it strikes me how easily he could have blown past that. As soon as Barnicle said "Aleppo, the Syrian city at the epicenter of..." all Johnson had to do was gesture towards his ear and laugh and say "I had a buzz in my earpiece and I thought you said A LEOPARD (or "leper" or some other near-homonym.) And then go on with a canned defeat-ISIS answer.
Everybody on that set has dealt with faulty earpieces many times over and would easily have believed it. Played right, no one would have been the wiser. My takeaway from it is that Gary Johnson is a slow-witted man.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 09, 2016 07:06 AM (WlGX+)
Things are not looking good for Crooked Hillary. Yesterday she went
to a black college in Charlotte and had all of maybe 300 people show
up (and I believe Obama was there too). Then she went to the National
Baptist Convention as the keynote speaker and less than 1/3 of the
delegates showed up.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 09, 2016 07:03 AM (BS8yt)-+
NC is a must have for her so pandering to blacks is a must have for turnout. I do not know what she thinks she will get from a religious group in the south unless it was blacks. She will never get a religious group in the south.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 07:06 AM (mpXpK)
The habitat of the endangered West Texas Field Gnat.
Fracking will possibly lead to their extinction.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2016 07:08 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 09, 2016 07:08 AM (WlGX+)
on drummed up charges after the Supremes sent them back to the
bleachers."
Our government is acting like organized crime. Imagine a SCOTUS full of judges "Ready for Hillary" to turn us into a corrupt dictatorship superpower. All assets would be run by friends of Hillary (as was done with her brother's deal with the Haiti gold mines), and foreign policy dictated by the highest bidder.
All those that were at the front lines for Trump would be punished, which she has already basically threatened ... to send them into the shadows or something. with SCOTUS under her thumb, I think the end of liberty would come at light speed, as many times only a 5-4 decision has stopped the worst of their assault on freedom.
What an insane world that this lying thieving treasonous woman could be selected as the best Democrat choice for leader of the free world.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2016 07:08 AM (ZRaCn)
court judges are liberals. Yeah, they have taken that institution over
as well. Except for, barely, the SC on a good day. Hillary means to fix
that glitch in the liberal matrix.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2016 07:04 AM (gyKtp)
Hell, I posted a link last week to an article that said 3/4 of all the members of the appellate courts were now far left activists thanks to Obama and the Republican assholes in the Senate.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 07:09 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 07:10 AM (Z8DIA)
There's bound to be a species of lizard or turtle or minnow or prairie chicken they can use to shut it down.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2016 07:11 AM (gyKtp)
Days are getting shorter. I'm not popping out of bed at 5 am to catch the sunrise. Sunrise is now 6:45 in my neck of the woods.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 09, 2016 07:12 AM (ZFUt7)
Thanks, Vic, specially the dog story at 417.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 07:10 AM (Z8DIA)
I'm glad the dog survived. I wondered why the woman from GA did not adopt him.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 07:12 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2016 07:14 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: no good deed at September 09, 2016 07:14 AM (9nt94)
Some people, though ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 07:16 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 07:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: IC at September 09, 2016 07:17 AM (KTFfX)
There is a town in West Texas called Notrees.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 09, 2016 07:18 AM (8cftc)
members of the appellate courts were now far left activists thanks to
Obama and the Republican assholes in the Senate.
Heh. That's probably where I saw it, Vic.
The worst one is the DC Court of Appeals; TFG stacked that one during his terms and it is like the gatekeeper for what reaches the SC.
Thanks again, GOPe Senate knobgobblers.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2016 07:18 AM (gyKtp)
Life is good.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2016 07:20 AM (MP6Qb)
Slacker
It's a fresh pot.
Wanna cup?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2016 07:22 AM (ptqRm)
One Denver Broncos player did it last night. Watched him with my own eyes.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2016 07:22 AM (gJBE5)
no good deed, that story gets worse; the builders are following an existing natural gas pipeline through the area. The route is already in use.
And so it goes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2016 07:22 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 07:23 AM (Z8DIA)
Wanna cup?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2016 07:22 AM (ptqRm)
*** Yessir. Here, I brought a bottle of Bailey's to go with it.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2016 07:24 AM (MP6Qb)
There's bound to be a species of lizard or turtle or minnow or prairie chicken they can use to shut it down.
Nah. We ate them.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2016 07:24 AM (gJBE5)
OAKLAND - Seattle Seahawks cornerback Jeremy Lane didn't stand during the playing of the national anthem before Thursday night's game against the Raiders, joining the protest started last week by 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2016 07:26 AM (gyKtp)
Enjoy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 07:27 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Weasel at September 09, 2016 07:27 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2016 07:29 AM (ptqRm)
http://tinyurl.com/hlep2vt
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 09, 2016 07:29 AM (vyqqu)
5 "The law binds all or it binds none at all."
No, the law is a spider web: lethal to the weak, but only an annoyance to the powerful.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 08, 2016 07:45 PM (rznWS)
That's a great analogy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2016 07:31 AM (gyKtp)
I have fifteen people coming in this weekend for a meet-up. Got a big bottle of Baileys. It'll never last till Sunday. You guys drink this one. I'll go get another.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2016 07:33 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2016 07:33 AM (ptqRm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DisBq73CfhQ
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2016 07:33 AM (e9hKK)
Attendance dropped. Many people decided they were done with major league baseball. Over the coming decade many baseball stadiums, accustomed to seating sixty to seventy thousand were downsized and replaced into the forty to fifty thousand range. With fewer tickets to sell, Ticket prices and concession and parking prices shot through the roof, putting a trip to the ball park out of the reach of most families.
That's my recollection, anyway.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 09, 2016 07:34 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Fewenuff at September 09, 2016 07:34 AM (T/sbU)
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2016 07:34 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 09, 2016 07:35 AM (d76uN)
Enjoy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 07:27 AM (Z8DIA)
Baileys is frou-frou. Try Burbon and brown sugar. That is breakfast for trout fishing.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2016 07:35 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Fewenuff at September 09, 2016 07:37 AM (T/sbU)
Republicans would have you believe this is yet another example of their stupidity or incompetence, but that's a lie. There's been a coup and they're in on it. They're fucking traitors.
Fuck the GOP.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 09, 2016 07:37 AM (97XyN)
Lord, that thread turned real ugly real fast.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2016 07:38 AM (X6fMO)
I reckon some cob is frantically searching the Bettmann Archive for sharp-elbowed cheerleaders on one knee. Bet there's a million of 'em in there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 09, 2016 07:38 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 07:38 AM (Z8DIA)
Yup.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 07:41 AM (Z8DIA)
Bourbon brown sugar, wow I am so gonna try that.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 07:38 AM (Z8DIA)
Bourbon and ice is my breakfast quite a few times.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 07:41 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2016 07:42 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Fewenuff at September 09, 2016 07:42 AM (T/sbU)
Sock-Rat-eez, remember to put it in your coffee. Otherwise you are just drinking in the morning
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2016 07:42 AM (e9hKK)
You talk like there is something wrong with that.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 07:43 AM (mpXpK)
I'm just gonna reduce expenditures, and focus support efforts on organizations which reflect positively on, and are in alignment with my core values and principals.
Haven't spent a dime in Target in many months.
But, it's not a boycott.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2016 07:43 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 07:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 09, 2016 07:44 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2016 07:46 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Fewenuff at September 09, 2016 07:48 AM (T/sbU)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2016 07:48 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2016 07:49 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Fewenuff
If you have varnish on your yard arm, you're not using it enough.
Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2016 07:49 AM (8ikIW)
One of Wendi's ex-boyfriends told the cops that she had told him her brother was looking to hire a hitman to off her ex, and was going to pay $15,000.
Then two thugs, who just coincidentally happen to be tied to Adelson's brother through a girlfriend, drive from Miami to Tallahassee to murder Markel at his home (and later deposit $15,000 in the bank).
But the cops say there's not enough evidence to arrest the Adelsons, even though it's obvious that they arranged the hit, and it's obvious why they did it. (And p.s., Wendi Adelson has already changed the kids' last name)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 09, 2016 07:50 AM (NnYnv)
I've always said,
Those that do-do.
Those that can't- teach.
And those that can't teach- join the union.
Posted by: mrt721 at September 09, 2016 10:52 AM (JeAp+)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at September 09, 2016 11:16 AM (OaAhi)
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