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Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]
The Dance of Life
Edvard Munch
Girls On The Bridge
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 09:50 AM (RRfF8)
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Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 09:51 AM (7HtZB)
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Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 09:53 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2016 09:53 AM (yOqwj)
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 09:53 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 09:53 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2016 09:53 AM (yOqwj)
Or Carnival of Souls
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 09:53 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 09:53 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2016 09:54 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at September 07, 2016 09:54 AM (rwI+c)
Consider, if you will,
"The Dance of Life" in which Edvard Munch
documents the first known case of
silicone ass implants in a man.
His technique is impeccable.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 09:54 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 09:54 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 07, 2016 09:54 AM (F4kQO)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 09:55 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 09:55 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 09:55 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at September 07, 2016 09:55 AM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 09:56 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 07, 2016 09:56 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 07, 2016 09:57 AM (of+54)
That's supposed to be the Sun and its reflection in the water that they're dancing next to.
I know, I know.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 09:57 AM (9ym/8)
I can't even guess what those two painting signify unless the bottom one is the Tallahassie Bridge, and the two girls both loved Billy Joe McCallister.
But I always thought the Tallahassie Bridge was taller than that one in the painting.
Posted by: The Guessing Man at September 07, 2016 09:57 AM (h9ykt)
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 09:57 AM (hgwL9)
I'll bet neither of them ever won an ass-kicking contest.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 09:57 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 09:58 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 09:58 AM (1H9ox)
"Cold"
"Deep"
"Rocky Bottom"
Turns to mud about another foot down.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2016 09:58 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 09:58 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 07, 2016 09:58 AM (xO9gM)
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Okay smarty pants.
What the twig thing to the right of the girl on the left???
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 09:58 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 07, 2016 09:59 AM (1zARK)
What about the chick at his 10:00 that has no face?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 09:59 AM (RRfF8)
Or moon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2016 09:59 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 07, 2016 09:59 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 07, 2016 09:59 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 10:00 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 07, 2016 10:00 AM (9P3OG)
What the twig thing to the right of the girl on the left???
The mulberry bush they are supposed to dance around?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:00 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 10:00 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at September 07, 2016 10:00 AM (rwI+c)
Squats.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:00 AM (RRfF8)
"What does the dotted I signify?" Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 09:57 AM (9ym/
Iesus Nazarenus, Aqua Ambulo.
Posted by: General Zod at September 07, 2016 10:01 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2016 10:01 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Fritz at September 07, 2016 10:01 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at September 07, 2016 10:01 AM (rwI+c)
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Emanuel would never have been elected Mayor of Chicago without'm.
Posted by: The Guessing Man at September 07, 2016 10:01 AM (h9ykt)
When you decide to go red, it's better if they're dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:02 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:02 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2016 10:03 AM (8ikIW)
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Black and white represent hell and heaven. The dancers are representative of life and the choices that we make.
Some people choose to have giant asses and will obviously go to hell. Some people choose to try to eat other peoples faces off and will obviously go to hell. Those types of people are both men, and as such, will obviously go to hell which is why all the men are facing that way.
See...I don't care why my 9th grade english teacher said...I can be interpretive.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 10:05 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 09:55 AM (RRfF
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LOL. Great one!
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 07, 2016 10:05 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 07, 2016 10:05 AM (F4kQO)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 10:06 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Fritz at September 07, 2016 10:06 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 10:06 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 07, 2016 10:06 AM (xO9gM)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:02 AM (mvenn)
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No... not really. Just trying to use up the last of the tube of rouge acrylic.
Posted by: Edvard "with a V" Munch at September 07, 2016 10:07 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:07 AM (mvenn)
Speaking of reflections, why isn't the moon reflected in the water in #2?
Posted by: Spun and Murky at September 07, 2016 10:07 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:07 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2016 10:08 AM (493sH)
left arm and a quite unnatural bend in her right forearm. Distally
displaced elbow syndrome I suspect."
She is lovely
Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 07, 2016 10:08 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 07, 2016 10:08 AM (NpXoL)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 10:06 AM (LISuA)
*****
Oooooh! You're good!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:08 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 10:08 AM (LISuA)
Never took lessons but going to the country bars on the weekends they would teach you. Two-step, waltz, etc.
Haven't done in years but with a half-hour refresher I could probably be swinging again.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 10:08 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at September 07, 2016 10:07 AM (4DCSq)
That's no moon.
Posted by: Obi-Wan Munch at September 07, 2016 10:08 AM (JO9+V)
Part of my problem with Munch and others like him is he portrays scenes but celebrates nothing.
I weep comparing the magnificence of yesterday's "Wedding at Cana" with a lot of the 'art' of the twentieth century.
Posted by: JTB at September 07, 2016 10:08 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2016 10:09 AM (fOgSR)
Developed a condition they called the Charlotte Bronte Sore Ass.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:09 AM (TOk1P)
The top painting looks like something I might have done in the 5th grade. If I were painting the Dracula family reunion
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2016 10:09 AM (493sH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2016 10:10 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 07, 2016 10:10 AM (Iy6JT)
Then some art historians went to the site where it was painted about the same time and discovered that from that spot at that time the moon did not reflect, it was hidden by (I think) the house.
So it went from some obscure message painting to a "whoo! Look at that! Ain't that odd?"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2016 10:10 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 09:57 AM
Given their gluteal protuberances, perhaps they're the kickees?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2016 10:10 AM (2BiKh)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 07, 2016 10:11 AM (mpXpK)
I weep comparing the magnificence of yesterday's "Wedding at Cana" with a lot of the 'art' of the twentieth century.
Posted by: JTB
Then you've never seen my "Polar Bear in a Blizzard" painting from 5th grade.
My teacher called it "inane and fatuous"
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2016 10:11 AM (8ikIW)
They're shitty paintings done by someone with little talent or wherewhithal?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 10:11 AM (9ym/8)
People are too busy playing Angry Birds (is that still a thing?)
Posted by: Fritz at September 07, 2016 10:12 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 07, 2016 09:59 AM (KUaJL)
The purpose of dance is either symbolic for sex, or it's part of the ritual of leading up to sex.
These days, when many women are willing to jump right into bed at the drop of a hat, dance is more or less obsolete.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:12 AM (TOk1P)
Haven't done in years but with a half-hour refresher I could probably be swinging again.
I despise the term "bucket list," but I would dearly love to go to the Vienna Opera Ball on New Year's Eve and waltz with a princess.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 10:12 AM (X6fMO)
What does the dotted "I" signify?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at September 07, 2016 09:54 AM (rwI+c)
That's a 19th Century pokemon.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2016 10:12 AM (fOgSR)
And on another note. Reported from willowed post below:
It would be more interesting if the bald black guy was a Dr-but it's not comforting if he's a Secret Service guy and that Hillary is so upset by a heckler so that someone needs to say "You're o,k, start again". Her sense is so clouded that she couldn't figure that out on er own?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 10:12 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 07, 2016 10:13 AM (0O7c5)
I despise the term "bucket list," but I would dearly love to go to
the Vienna Opera Ball on New Year's Eve and waltz with a princess.
Plus get some of them tasty sausages.
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2016 10:13 AM (8ikIW)
Then you've never seen my "Polar Bear in a Blizzard" painting from 5th grade.
My teacher called it "inane and fatuous"
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2016 10:11 AM (8ikIW)
That's better than:
Well, I hope your mother has extra refrigerator magnets/
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2016 10:14 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 10:14 AM (EnGQE)
The Dance of Life, which Munch pained in 1900, takes place on a bright summer night along the shore of Aasgaardstrand in Oslo Fjord. Lit by a full moon, couples engage in an energetic dance. The phallic reflection of the moonlight in the water gives the scene a mood of sexuality.....
Ok, hands up. Who else missed the weiner?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:14 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2016 10:15 AM (JO9+V)
Good night (then) and Good morning (now).
Posted by: mindful webworker - what day am I now? at September 07, 2016 10:15 AM (5QyYN)
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 10:15 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:12 AM (TOk1P)
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Hmmm, I would like to meet these women you speak of, and learn their perspectives.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 10:15 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 07, 2016 10:13 AM (0O7c5)
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Great.... thx.
I was just getting ready to leave the thread... hit refresh.... and now I will have an "Ode to Billie Joe" earworm for the rest of the day.
Posted by: Edvard at September 07, 2016 10:15 AM (8XRCm)
And after all the violence and double talk
There's just a song about the trouble and the strife
And he do the dance, he do the dance of life
Yeah, he do the dance of life
Posted by: Dire Straits at September 07, 2016 10:15 AM (IqV8l)
My teacher called it "inane and fatuous"
Posted by: Bruce
And you could have sold it for $20k in San Fran.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 10:15 AM (9krrF)
ugg sock
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 10:15 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:12 AM (TOk1P)
Where are these women?
Asking for a friend or 13.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2016 10:16 AM (voOPb)
Nothing wrong with that. If you're gonna go and do it, do it up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 10:16 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Mr Abedin at September 07, 2016 10:16 AM (1H9ox)
(But I have been very much enjoying the art thread since I have retired. Learning a lot. This one however...)
Posted by: cfomahm at September 07, 2016 10:16 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: The Guessing Man at September 07, 2016 10:17 AM (h9ykt)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 07, 2016 10:17 AM (MIKMs)
My teacher called it "inane and fatuous"
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2016 10:11 AM (8ikIW)
Reminds me of the time I told my music teacher my song composition was an homage to John Cage.
Some people just don't understand art.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:18 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2016 10:18 AM (Kj2zW)
*****
I took a college literature course as an elective back in the late 70s. Professor was a middle-aged fymynyst. I learned that every third word in Hemingway is a penis.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:19 AM (mvenn)
Hey, it can't all be comfy, well-lit cabins in friendly woodland areas.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 10:19 AM (9krrF)
Finally, one can find a very personal interpretation for The Dance of Life. Munch's first romantic experience with a cousin provided him with his own experience of the process of love. After an impassioned and joyous love affair she severed their relationship in the late 1880s.
Norway - the Alabama of Scandinavia.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:20 AM (kdS6q)
And why is that guys ass sticking out like that? Ed didn't even try on this shit.
The bottom one is much, munch better. I give it a meh.
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 10:20 AM (k0G44)
Asking for a friend or 13.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2016 10:16 AM (voOPb)
The good news is, they're everywhere. The bad news is, if you aren't some liberal douchebag 20-something with a beard and mountain bike and likes to talk about IPA's, you're invisible to them.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:21 AM (TOk1P)
Boy, I didn't pick that up.
So the guy was a pornographer too?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 10:21 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at September 07, 2016 10:21 AM (cq/qc)
Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2016 10:21 AM (fA75F)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 07, 2016 10:21 AM (c6/9Q)
Speaking of reflections, why isn't the moon reflected in the water in #2?
Posted by: Spun and Murky at September 07, 2016 10:07 AM (4DCSq)
That's because it's a vampire moon.
[Sudden rustle of bats flying]
[Wolf howls in the distance]
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 07, 2016 10:21 AM (RD7QR)
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Lemme guess.
She was a waify red head??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 10:21 AM (8XRCm)
I don't care for it in the same way I don't care for those paintings of fat mexicans carrying flowers and whatever "style" that is.
The "tequila" style.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:21 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Bob Ross, glorious afro at September 07, 2016 10:22 AM (Kj2zW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 10:12 AM (EnGQE)
I read somewhere yesterday that a former SS agent said that an agent would never touch their protectee the way he did. I call bullshit.
#whoistheguywithhillaryssyringe
Posted by: Timon at September 07, 2016 10:22 AM (396pH)
Posted by: Fritz at September 07, 2016 10:22 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 10:22 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 07, 2016 10:22 AM (RD7QR)
some liberal douchebag 20-something with a beard and mountain bike
and likes to talk about IPA's, you're invisible to them.
...and a lot of them look like Lena Dunham and may well accuse you of rape weeks, months, years after you've slept with them.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 10:22 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Smiler Grogan at September 07, 2016 10:23 AM (IqV8l)
These days, when many women are willing to jump right into bed at the drop of a hat, dance is more or less obsolete.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:12 AM (TOk1P)
I guess if you're up in the 10% or so of attractiveness, that's true, but that kind of guy never needed the help anyway.
It's not like a guy of average looks can go up to a girl, say "let's go back to my place and fool around" and have her say yes very frequently.
If that guy's at a dancing venue, it's extremely easy to get a girl to dance, without any other interaction with her (and bonus points if you're actually good at it). It's just as good as a precursor to sex as it used to be, and if you're in the market for that sort of thing, the male/female ratio in those venues are a lot more favorable (and the girls are a lot more receptive) than your average bar.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 07, 2016 10:23 AM (KUaJL)
That ski pole? A penis.
That pencil? A penis.
That fence post? A penis.
Those trees? A group of penises.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:23 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: cfomahm at September 07, 2016 10:23 AM (RfzVr)
She was a waify red head??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 10:21 AM (8XRCm)
I'm gonna further speculate she died young, of consumption.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:24 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: x at September 07, 2016 10:24 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 07, 2016 10:22 AM (RD7QR)
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forget the dot.
The "reflection" does look like a giant dildo dipping into the ocean.
In fact.... that's the only thing in this painting that actually looks like something.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 07, 2016 10:24 AM (8XRCm)
The black dot was his nose?
BTPT.
(Been there, painted that)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:24 AM (RRfF8)
Munch's description of the painting in his diary:
"I am dancing with my true love - a memory of her. A smiling, blond-haired woman enters who wishes to take the flower of love - but it won't allow itself to be taken. And on the other side one can see her dressed in black troubled by the couple dancing - rejected - as I was rejected from her dance..."
It's like reading my high-school's literary magazine.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:25 AM (kdS6q)
I wonder if that is her traveling Nuerologists idea?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 10:25 AM (zp+j1)
Seriously, Millennial chicks are nuts, I feel like I need an armed guard/alibi when I'm within visual distance of one these days...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 10:25 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 10:26 AM (IqV8l)
That ski pole? A penis.
That pencil? A penis.
That fence post? A penis.
Those trees? A group of penises.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
I'll take "Woman with Penis Envy" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:26 AM (RRfF8)
... and likes to talk about IPA's, you're
invisible to them.
Posted by: BurtTC
I guess that's where I would screw up. I keep drinking the IPA's instead of talking about them.
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2016 10:26 AM (8ikIW)
So, he denied her his...essence?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 10:26 AM (9krrF)
The photos of the guy backstage at the DNC holding that (possible) anti-seizure pen also showed that he was wearing a medical pin on his lapel, indicating he was some sort of medical professional, not a SS agent. But with Hillary, who knows?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 10:27 AM (NOIQH)
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Roger Kimball in "The Rape of the Masters" addresses that specifically, as an intentional belittling of the male genitalia, a specific device of fymynyst art critics. An act of castration, so to speak.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:27 AM (mvenn)
That's because it's a vampire moon.
Posted by: joncelli
Oooo -- a painting with a vampire moon. That's pretty scary, huh kids?
Posted by: SCTV's Own Count Floyd
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:27 AM (kdS6q)
The main thrust needs to stay with education, focusing on vouchers and charter schools.
Trump should be able to pull 30% of the black vote easy.
Posted by: jwest at September 07, 2016 10:27 AM (Zs4uk)
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"Now that I am ninety-five years old, looking back over the years, I have seen many changes taking place, so many inventions have been made. Things now go faster. In olden times things were not so rushed. I think people were more content, more satisfied with life than they are today. You don't hear nearly as much laughter and shouting as you did in my day, and what was fun for us wouldn't be fun now.... In this age I don't think people are as happy, they are worried. They're too anxious to get ahead of their neighbors, they are striving and striving to get something better. I do think in a way that they have too much now. We did with much less."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 10:28 AM (9mTYi)
Interesting. Interesting.
Ever since Hyena and Bucket of Dog Vomit dropped out I've been a little disenfracnhised.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 10:28 AM (9ym/8)
Oooo -- a painting with a vampire moon. That's pretty scary, huh kids?
Posted by: SCTV's Own Count Floyd
3-D House of Dorks
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 10:28 AM (IqV8l)
That ski pole? A penis.
That pencil? A penis.
That fence post? A penis.
A dildo? A political statement against guns.
An actual penis? That doesn't prove anything, buster, you still might identify as a woman (Right, Caitlyn?)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 10:28 AM (NOIQH)
Great quote: imagine what she's say about things now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 10:29 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: joncelli
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I have a bad feeling about this...
Posted by: John Fogarty at September 07, 2016 10:29 AM (9mTYi)
I guess that's where I would screw up. I keep drinking the IPA's instead of talking about them.
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2016 10:26 AM (8ikIW)
Heh, I must admit I could be wrong about that. I heard beards are going out of style. It's possible IPAs are too.
That's the clue though, if people are talking about it, it's hip and cool. By the time I get around to hearing that people are talking about it, it's probably no longer hip and cool.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:30 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:30 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:31 AM (mvenn)
It's still a thing. And the Angry Birds movie is a pretty transparent anti-immigration parable, complete with obstructionist establishment leadership who insist nothing could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2016 10:31 AM (KUTP5)
Posted by: joncelli
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I have a bad feeling about this...
Posted by: John Fogarty
There's a bathroom on the right.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:31 AM (RRfF8)
>>It would be more interesting if the bald black guy was a Dr-but it's not comforting if he's a Secret Service guy...
The
photos of the guy backstage at the DNC holding that (possible)
anti-seizure pen also showed that he was wearing a medical pin on his
lapel, indicating he was some sort of medical professional, not a SS
agent. But with Hillary, who knows?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 10:27 AM (NOIQH)
Maybe he is a Rose Garden doctor.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2016 10:31 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 10:31 AM (Enq6K)
No clue about the other creeps, particularly Igor.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 10:31 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 10:27 AM (NOIQH)
It has been reported he is a Licensed Neurologist our of NJ and what he was carrying was a Valium type EpiPen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 10:31 AM (zp+j1)
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Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz,
My friends all have Porsches,
I must make amends . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 07, 2016 10:32 AM (MIKMs)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j5gc9lp
Can the Clinton Crime Family get her fired or bumped off too?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 10:32 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Bruce at September 07, 2016 10:32 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 10:26 AM (IqV8l)
Not drugs. This is the moment he discovers he's at a party where there is apparently no food being served, and he's the ONLY one there not already dead.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:32 AM (TOk1P)
But who knows.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 10:32 AM (xpSCc)
It's cliche but confidence was a big thing. Plus I had a few things going for me - I had a very good job, a decent car, and a decent place. I found that a fair number of competitors in my age range at the time were missing at least one of those signifiers. I also knew enough on a date to keep quiet and listen to the woman instead of prattling on...again, my competitors tended to talk about themselves more in an attempt to try and impress the woman, instead of putting the woman in a place where she was trying to impress *me.*
I'm no Don Juan, but it worked. And I can't help but think that in this awful world of beta Millennial men, a reasonably with it kind of guy will have much more success than I ever did.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 07, 2016 10:34 AM (eytER)
Munch's description of the painting in his diary:
"I am
dancing with my true love - a memory of her. A smiling, blond-haired
woman enters who wishes to take the flower of love - but it won't allow
itself to be taken. And on the other side one can see her dressed in
black troubled by the couple dancing - rejected - as I was rejected from
her dance..."
It's like reading my high-school's literary magazine.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:25 AM (kdS6q)
So Munch lost his love-cousin to another woman? He turned her into a woman of lebesian persuasion?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2016 10:35 AM (JO9+V)
It has been reported he is a Licensed Neurologist our of NJ and what he was carrying was a Valium type EpiPen
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Snopes is not without their own agenda, but they seem to have Frisked this one fairly well:
www.snopes.com/clintons-secret-service-agent-holds-diazepam-pen
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:35 AM (kdS6q)
Fuck them all. My enjoyment of art (and life) improved when I ignored the 'experts' and cultural arbiters to find what was worth my time.
Okay. Mini-rant over.
Posted by: JTB at September 07, 2016 10:36 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2016 10:36 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:37 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:35 AM (kdS6q)
thanks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 10:38 AM (zp+j1)
The woman in black looks like Diane from Cheers. Which would make big butt guy Sam Malone and red dress woman Kirstie Alley.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:37 AM (mvenn)
i'm getting a carmen diaz vibe off the one in black
Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 07, 2016 10:39 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Buying a Venti Crappacino at September 07, 2016 10:39 AM (97XyN)
There's a bathroom on the right.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:31 AM (RRfF
Hold me closer?
Posted by: Tony Danza at September 07, 2016 10:40 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 09:57 AM
Given their gluteal protuberances, perhaps they're the kickees?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2016 10:10 AM
You are the Glute Squad!
Posted by: Miracle Max at September 07, 2016 10:41 AM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2016 10:41 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 10:41 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 10:42 AM (LISuA)
I had crushes on a couple of my cousins when I was but a wee child, myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 10:43 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 10:41 AM (EnGQE)
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Not only that, but it's very unusual for a SS detailee to touch a protectee unless there is danger, like when Reagan got shot and they had to shove his head down and push him into the car.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 10:43 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:37 AM (mvenn)
i'm getting a carmen diaz vibe off the one in black
Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at September 07, 2016 10:39 AM (0O7c5)
That's it!!
No, you guys are completely wrong. The female dancer is Winona Ryder from Beetlejuice, and the male is the Arec Bawwin character, as he's "dying" after being summonded.
Watch the movie again, you'll see what I mean.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:45 AM (TOk1P)
The same people she despises?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:46 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 07, 2016 10:46 AM (97XyN)
Remember folks- the MSM does not work for you, they work for Progressive Democrats. All of them.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 10:46 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 07, 2016 10:47 AM (RTplG)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:47 AM (mvenn)
But even more, the way Hillz treated the SS. military, and everyone who was not completely in thrall to her makes me wonder if she would tolerate anyone in the SS to touch her
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2016 10:47 AM (e9hKK)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/graomzm
And the photooshop of Trump and the Clintons is great.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 10:47 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: NCKate at September 07, 2016 10:48 AM (/6xSK)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:47 AM (mvenn)
Who, Satan?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:48 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 10:48 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 07, 2016 10:48 AM (NuElX)
I had crushes on a couple of my cousins when I was but a wee child, myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
"she severed their relationship in the late 1880s"
Edvard Munch Born: 1863
So, into his mid to late 20s.
*giggity*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:49 AM (kdS6q)
Uh, oh. CBD's got the Munchies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2016 10:49 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 10:49 AM (LISuA)
I really like Jeeves and Wooster; I haven't read that story
But I still like the second Munch painting with the girls by the bridge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2016 10:50 AM (EnGQE)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:35 AM (kdS6q)
Snopes is full of shit. Why would a SS agent be holding a flashlight in a bright hallway. As I said earlier, a SS agent said that an agent would never gently pat a protectee on the back and reassuringly say "it's ok, keep talking"
#whoistheguywithhillaryssyringe
Posted by: Timon at September 07, 2016 10:50 AM (396pH)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 07, 2016 10:46 AM (97XyN)
Maybe they've got a reverse Whitney Houston / Kevin Costner "The Bodyguard" thing going on.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 07, 2016 10:50 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 07, 2016 10:10 AM (Iy6JT)
That's how you can tell that they're not Venezuelans
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2016 10:51 AM (2JmU0)
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*raises hand*
I don't think that I have read everything that Wodehouse wrote, but certainly most of it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 10:51 AM (9mTYi)
Watch the movie again, you'll see what I mean.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:45 AM (TOk1P)
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I'm sure you meant to say that the guy dancing with Winona is Banana Splits Guy. The large bum obviously comes from all those banana splits.
Mystery solved.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 10:51 AM (xpSCc)
Hillary coughed up green globs
Which swam round like two polliwogs
Said a horrified chorus
They look just like George Soros
So, Hill likes girls, but loves Soros' knob
*Actually the painting didn't say that to me. I just wanted to write that.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 10:52 AM (0cMkb)
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Bah! We do that all of the time.
Posted by: CSI at September 07, 2016 10:52 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2016 10:52 AM (KUTP5)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2016 10:53 AM (bzd8I)
Edvard Munch Born: 1863
So, into his mid to late 20s.
*giggity*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:49 AM (kdS6q)
So the guy was a bizarro freakazoid, love life-wise. What a shock.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:53 AM (TOk1P)
LMAO
Going full kerry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 10:53 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien
That son of a whore?
-Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 10:53 AM (RRfF8)
Why would a SS agent be holding a flashlight in a bright hallway.
Posted by: Timon
In case the lighs go out?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:53 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: NCKate at September 07, 2016 10:48 AM (/6xSK)
Exactly. The video below is of a nearly 50 year old Secret Service agent I know well. He was with President Bush on 9/11. That is the kind of shape they are in. I call bullshit on the fat guy being a SS Agent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjzsnqzuMVY
Posted by: Timon at September 07, 2016 10:53 AM (396pH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 10:51 AM (9mTYi)
He's not even a decent butler, and now he's a writer?!?
Posted by: Sterling Archer at September 07, 2016 10:54 AM (7HtZB)
That black dude's a bit of a chub
But he's part of Hill's insider club
We found out his name
He's one and the same
Her life coach, he's B. L. Zebubb.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:54 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 10:54 AM (9mTYi)
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Bah! We do that all of the time.
Posted by: CSI at September 07, 2016 10:52 AM (9mTYi)
Lightweights.
Posted by: Agents Mulder & Scully, carrying flashlights hooked up to car batteries at September 07, 2016 10:55 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2016 10:53 AM (bzd8I)
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And if that doesn't work, try Celia!
How are things on the North Shore this morning?
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 10:55 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:53 AM (kdS6q)
Why? I understand even old Bats have good eye sight in the dark?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 10:55 AM (zp+j1)
"The Artistic Career of Young Corky." I do like that story. But that was from the early 1920s, before Wodehouse jumped the shark, IMO.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 10:55 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Country Singer
******
Snort!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 10:56 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: NCKate at September 07, 2016 10:48 AM (/6xSK)
He's there to absorb any cannonballs that might be fired her way.
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 10:56 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: NCKate at September 07, 2016 10:48 AM (/6xSK)
must be Army Standards?
(Ducks)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 10:57 AM (zp+j1)
MSDNC adjusted it by pretending Hilldogger is going to pull a mirror of the 2012 Obama electorate in 2016. AllahP says they manufactured a 4 point Clinton lead that way (just a little bit outside the 3 1/2 point MOE). You just know they did this at the rabid insistence of the Clinton campaign, don't you...
Too funny.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 10:57 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: J. Kerry, super genius at September 07, 2016 10:58 AM (ocQBm)
Among other things, Wiki quotes him as saying, later in life "I inherited two of mankind's most frightful enemies- the heritage of consumption and insanity."
Again, what a shock.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 10:58 AM (TOk1P)
(Ducks)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 10:57 AM (zp+j1)
As a former squid, I can't help but notice that the Navy's deterioration began in earnest when all the fat Chiefs began disappearing.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 07, 2016 10:59 AM (uiwCw)
Well, to be fair...
The Democrats plan to steal the election through voter fraud-
will be much harder if all the polls show Trump winning.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 11:00 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 11:01 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 11:01 AM (Enq6K)
An octo-Jane-Eyre-ian!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I thought he'd be a Jane Eyre-head?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 11:01 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: DaveA at September 07, 2016 11:02 AM (8J/Te)
Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2016 11:02 AM (fA75F)
Actually Winona wrapped some silverware in some table linen and I am holding it for her like a gentleman.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 07, 2016 11:03 AM (RTplG)
http://bit.ly/2cBgIBR
The gif below is great. You can see Hillary's emergency doc standing with that autoinjector at the ready to stick her at a moment's notice. Bonus footage at the beginning of Huma throwing an American flag on the ground.
http://bit.ly/2a5s17e
The video below is from a few weeks ago and shows when she was interrupted at a rally and the guy was right on the spot giving her blow-by-blow instructions on what to do.
http://bit.ly/2cBiFhC
You want to really hop on the conspiracy theory train? Apparently dropping someone's hand is a key hypnotism technique. Look how he knocks her hand off the podium when he first gets there and then grabs her and says "it's ok...keep talking" and she says "ok, we'll keep talking."
I don't buy the hand thing necessarily - but I do buy that she is being managed, heavily.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 07, 2016 11:03 AM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: jwest at September 07, 2016 10:27 AM (Zs4uk)
African Americans used to vote 100% for Republicans. More than the percentage for Obama.
Abe Lincoln. Emancipation. All that. The first African Americans in the Congress were Republicans.
Herbert Hoover ruined it.
This is what wikipedia (yeah, I know) says:
Herbert Hoover enhanced his reputation by his achievements in directing flood relief operations as Secretary of Commerce under President Calvin Coolidge. The next year Hoover easily won the Republican 1928 nomination for President, and the general election that year. In upstate Louisiana, anger among yeomen farmers directed at the New Orleans elite for its damage of downriver parishes aided Huey Long's election to the governorship in 1928. Hoover was much lauded initially for his masterful handling of the refugee camps. Later reports about the poor treatment of blacks in those camps led him to make promises to the African-American community which he broke. As a result, he lost the black vote in the North in his re-election campaign in 1932. (Note: In the South, African Americans were still overwhelmingly disenfranchised by state constitutions and practices, as they remained until after passage of the Voting Rights Act of 1965.) Several reports on the terrible situation in the refugee camps, including one by the Colored Advisory Commission headed by Robert Russa Moton, were kept out of the media at Hoover's request, with the pledge of further reforms for blacks after the presidential election on 1928. His failure to deliver followed other disappointments by the Republican Party; Moton and other influential African Americans began to encourage black Americans to align instead with the national Democrats.
A lot of people think FDR bought the black vote with Social Security and stuff, but little known is the fact that Social Security at first cheated African Americans. Looking for some info on how the numbers trended with FDR's presidency, but Ike got 21% and then 39% of the "non-white" vote. Nixon in 1960 got 32% of the non-white vote, and then with Goldwater it cratered to 6%.
Gallup has only tracked "Black" as a separate category since 1988, when GHWB got 12%, and it tipped down to 9% in 92, and Bob Dole got 2%, and McCain beat him with just 1%.
I think suggesting that Trump can get 30% is wishcasting. Republican Party has way too much history to overcome. If he can get into double digits he will have achieved something great.
Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2016 11:03 AM (tewYv)
Posted by: hilllary at September 07, 2016 11:04 AM (LdMbv)
will be much harder if all the polls show Trump winning.
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True, dat. And repeated polls showing Trump ahead would upset the Queen, and people suddenly "go to lunch in Ft. Marcy park" when she's upset (as we all remember).
So the campaign staff very understandably wants to stop these Hillary Is Losing! stories asap.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:04 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Hillary sings to chubby SS medical Diastat pen neurologist guy at September 07, 2016 11:04 AM (mvenn)
As a former squid, I can't help but notice that the Navy's deterioration began in earnest when all the fat Chiefs began disappearing.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 07, 2016 10:59 AM
They probably don't even have coffee cups surgically attached to their finger.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 11:04 AM (IqV8l)
An octo-Jane-Eyre-ian!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I thought he'd be a Jane Eyre-head?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 11:01 AM (LdMbv)
What do you call a dog that reads Charlotte Bronte?
A Jane Eyre-dale terrier.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 11:04 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: steevy
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The Venezuelans voted for Chavez.
An unbiased free press would be observing what has happened there and commenting on root causes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 11:04 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 11:05 AM (zp+j1)
How are things on the North Shore this morning?
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 10:55 AM
;-)
Damp. And my commute was hampered two days running by thousands of Massholes who don't know how to drive on wet roads.
How's everyone on the South Shore?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2016 11:06 AM (bzd8I)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:07 AM (LISuA)
...
Gay?
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 11:08 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Country Singer at September 07, 2016 10:59 AM (uiwCw)
Where do you think they started getting their bio-diesel from?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:08 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at September 07, 2016 11:08 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:07 AM (LISuA)
That and the insistence by the MFM that it is sexist and unfair and SHUT UP!
That means that it is real and it matters.
Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2016 11:09 AM (tewYv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2016 11:06 AM (bzd8I)
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I am back home in Virginia, where it is supposed to hit 95 today - blech. But my fam & friends up there are happy for the rain, after the dry summer you all had.
And I feel for you having to drive on the road with all those Massholes every day
. As my husband, who is one, told me when I commented that no one ever uses turn signals (among other transgressions): no one uses turn signals because it makes the guy behind you think "that asshole is about to cut me off and he has the nerve to tell me he is going to do it."
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:10 AM (xpSCc)
They're well worth a read, if you can
(Although I'm not really a fan)
They all posed as 'misters'
The three Bronte sisters
Emily, Charlotte and Ann
Posted by: Hillary sings to chubby SS medical Diastat pen neurologist guy at September 07, 2016 11:11 AM (mvenn)
The Donald's senior economic advisor says that he wants to eliminate "major cabinet-level agencies" such as the departments of commerce, education and energy.
"I mean, my God, why do we need an Energy Department? All the Energy Department has done in the last 25 years is make energy prices more expensive!"
I'd love Trump to shitcan Education, just to piss off my moonbat sister-in-law.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 11:12 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Country Singer at September 07, 2016 10:59 AM (uiwCw)
Where do you think they started getting their bio-diesel from?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:08 AM (0mRoj)
Soylent Green?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 11:12 AM (RRfF8)
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Maybe the first time, they did. But probably not after that, and is anyone even trying to claim they voted for Maduro? He's just another illegitimate dictator.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:13 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Country Singer at September 07, 2016 10:59 AM
They probably don't even have coffee cups surgically attached to their finger.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 11:04 AM (IqV8l)
I must say I get along GREAT with all my Chiefs. I would venture to say I am their favorite Officer. They know if they keep me high on caffine I say yes to almost anything
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 11:13 AM (zp+j1)
(among other transgressions): no one uses turn signals because it makes
the guy behind you think "that asshole is about to cut me off and he
has the nerve to tell me he is going to do it."
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:10 AM (xpSCc)
That is soooo true! True in Connecticut and New York also.
After being back in Missouri for 3 years, I'm just now starting again to use my turn signals when changing lanes.
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 11:13 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:13 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: What Hillary is spitting into her 'water glass' at September 07, 2016 11:13 AM (ndGCC)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 07, 2016 11:14 AM (HSmrB)
An octo-Jane-Eyre-ian!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I thought he'd be a Jane Eyre-head?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 11:01 AM (LdMbv)
What do you call a dog that reads Charlotte Bronte?
A Jane Eyre-dale terrier.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 11:04 AM (0cMkb)
I prefer the brilliant joke posted upthread, at #74.
Posted by: Not Burt at September 07, 2016 11:14 AM (TOk1P)
Where do you think they started getting their bio-diesel from?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:08 AM (0mRoj)
Soylent Green?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 11:12 AM (RRfF
Hmmm...I've heard strange rumors about Navy chow.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:14 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 07, 2016 11:15 AM (Iy6JT)
You think emperor dog eater is just going to stand by and let Trump win? And start to dismantle his corruptocrat empire?
Trouble is coming and it is coming soon.
Posted by: Bob Ross, glorious afro at September 07, 2016 11:15 AM (Kj2zW)
"I mean, my God, why do we need an Energy Department? All the Energy Department has done in the last 25 years is make energy prices more expensive!"
Why do we need an Education Department? They don't educate one student and the department is replicated 50 times at the state level.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 11:16 AM (RRfF8)
Look at the profile of the black "SS agent/DRInjector" in the airplane video. He is 30+ pounds overweight. No way in hell he is a Secret Service Agent.
Posted by: Timon at September 07, 2016 11:16 AM (396pH)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:16 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: BurtTC
*****
That joke isn't even original. I first heard it on the Dinah Shore Show.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:16 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Piece of Hillory's Lung In the Glass at September 07, 2016 11:17 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 11:18 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2016 11:18 AM (fA75F)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/artistes/karin-jurick/
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2016 11:18 AM (EEnVQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 11:18 AM (LdMbv)
Maybe she was just on her way to a grill-off.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:18 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2016 11:18 AM (kTF2Z)
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Maybe the first time, they did. But probably not after that, and is
anyone even trying to claim they voted for Maduro? He's just another
illegitimate dictator.
Posted by: MTF
When people vote for a socialist to take control of everything so the voter can get all that free shit, the people elected don't want to ever lose all that sweet, sweet control and start rigging elections. Go figure. "You fucked up, you trusted us!"
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:19 AM (k0G44)
This is your artist on drugs.
Any questions?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2016 11:18 AM (kTF2Z)
Most of them probably were on drugs
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:19 AM (0mRoj)
"I mean, my God, why do we need an Energy Department? All the Energy Department has done in the last 25 years is make energy prices more expensive!"
I'd love Trump to shitcan Education, just to piss off my moonbat sister-in-law.
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A laudable but difficult goal. If Trump managed to eliminate one federal agency (take your pick), I would eat so much crow, I'd grow wings.
Posted by: SH at September 07, 2016 11:20 AM (T2aky)
Posted by: jbspry at September 07, 2016 11:20 AM (Tcn31)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I dispute that statement. Unless you squeeze the word, "shitty" in before, "artist".
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:21 AM (k0G44)
hit 95 today - blech. But my fam friends up there are happy for
the rain, after the dry summer you all had.
And I feel for you having to drive on the road with all those Massholes every day .
As my husband, who is one, told me when I commented that no one ever
uses turn signals (among other transgressions): no one uses turn
signals because it makes the guy behind you think "that asshole is about
to cut me off and he has the nerve to tell me he is going to do it."
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:10 AM
Hope y'all had a good time in the People's Republic. We really do need the rain up here. With the rain and cool nights, my lawn is finally starting to look green again. I can't say the same for my pickling cucumbers, though. True enough about our drivers. Turn signals, like stop signs and red lights, are optional up here. I liked driving in the south and the midwest. People were actually polite, and knew how a 4-way stop works. *sigh*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2016 11:21 AM (bzd8I)
What do you call a dog that reads Charlotte Bronte?
A Jane Eyre-dale terrier.
get it?,, get it!? Damn I crack me up!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 07, 2016 11:22 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:22 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:22 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 11:22 AM (IqV8l)
train? Apparently dropping someone's hand is a key hypnotism technique.
Look how he knocks her hand off the podium when he first gets there and
then grabs her and says "it's ok...keep talking" and she says "ok, we'll
keep talking."
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar"
The frozen look on her face, then snap back to reality is bizarre, to say the least. The clip just adds to the sureal weirdness about her whole campaign.
Posted by: Ripley at September 07, 2016 11:22 AM (1BQGO)
>> after that
Sorry, no, I think Venezuela's got an ideologically-committed Free Shit Army big enough to vote a Chavista in.
The only reason some of them are mad now is that Maduro ran out of Free Shit.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 11:23 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:16 AM (mvenn)
Ah, yes. Dinah Shore. A giant of the early epoch of television, before the cut-throat tv personalities so frequently switched networks.
The pre-cross station age.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 11:23 AM (TOk1P)
....
It's been a long allergy season this decade.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 11:23 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:23 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Insomniac
I ate paint and drank turpentine, bitch! You got somethin' to say? What? I can't hear you...
Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at September 07, 2016 11:23 AM (k0G44)
Hey, Edvard... stick to the weird, surreal stuff, cuz your technique sucks.
Posted by: red speck at September 07, 2016 11:24 AM (RcEOo)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 07, 2016 11:15 AM (Iy6JT)
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Pinch me, I agree with Kari. Connecticut drivers are the absolute worst. Driving from New Haven up to Springfield or Boston, especially, is crazy-time.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:24 AM (LISuA)
Ok, hands up. Who else missed the weiner?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:14 AM (kdS6q)
Looks like it had a botched circumcision
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2016 11:24 AM (493sH)
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Bah! We do that all of the time.
Posted by: CSI at September 07, 2016 10:52 AM (9mTYi)
Snopes went full blown lefty truther a while back.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 07, 2016 11:25 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: red speck at September 07, 2016 11:25 AM (RcEOo)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 07, 2016 11:25 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2016 11:25 AM (Kj2zW)
You want to really hop on the conspiracy theory
train? Apparently dropping someone's hand is a key hypnotism technique.
Sleep!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 11:25 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:22 AM (3myMJ)
Of course she knows what "C" means. NO BODY at that level is dumb enough not to know and still be able to breath with out choking...Oh ah never mind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 11:25 AM (zp+j1)
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Next time I'm up in Boston and I have some time, I'm going there.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:25 AM (xpSCc)
>> every time I enter one of those dang rotaries.
Ever driven in the UK? Rotaries/roundabouts are wonderful. It's all about keeping moving. Some towns have embraced the Stop Light Plague but you used to be able to damn near drive from one end of the UK to the other without ever having to stop (well, aside from peeing, and fuel, but...)
I love the big giant quarter-mile-radius roundabouts they've got for some of their freeway interchanges. Unsightly, but they work.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 11:26 AM (TppKb)
pe-cluck
Posted by: hilllary at September 07, 2016 11:26 AM (LdMbv)
I noticed that frozen look too. That is very weird. As if she was frozen with fear and someone had to snap her out of it. Something that those people were waving just shut her completely down.
And, I have seasonal allergies and everyone in my family has allergies but no on coughs. We sneeze, scratch our watery eyes, but no cough.
Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 07, 2016 11:26 AM (HBU7W)
Posted by: Timon at September 07, 2016 11:16 AM (396pH)
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After the scandals of the last couple of years I'd hesitate to assume the SS is full of fit people.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:26 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: H-ill-ary Clinton at September 07, 2016 11:27 AM (k0G44)
This is your artist on drugs.
Any questions?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2016 11:18 AM (kTF2Z)
Most of them probably were on drugs
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:19 AM (0mRoj)
I don't take drugs, I am drugs - Salvatore Dali
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 11:27 AM (7HtZB)
You are right but the media has to be hit over the head with evidence and the people need to see the evidence too.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:27 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: red speck at September 07, 2016 11:27 AM (RcEOo)
RMBS, I also feel like I'm taking my life in my hands every time I enter one of those dang rotaries.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:23 AM (xpSCc)
Try living in an Asian country loaded with roundabouts.....full of Asian drivers. Rage inducing.
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 11:27 AM (Enq6K)
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Ha-ha!!!
Posted by: hilllary's Stadium Pal(c) urine bag at September 07, 2016 11:28 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 11:13 AM (zp+j1)
Heh. That means they've trained you well.
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 11:28 AM (hgwL9)
I noticed that frozen look too. That is very weird. As if she was frozen with fear and someone had to snap her out of it. Something that those people were waving just shut her completely down.
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More fuel to the hypnotic state theory
:adjusts foil hat:
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 11:28 AM (7HtZB)
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All laudable goals. Don't have high hopes it will ever happen, but that is the direction we need to move. If Trump moves us in that direction - awesome.
Posted by: SH at September 07, 2016 11:28 AM (T2aky)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 07, 2016 11:28 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 11:28 AM (hgwL9)
Actually that is very accurate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 11:29 AM (zp+j1)
Saw video yesterday of her freeaing 3 different times on stage. Each time the cause was loud noises. Shouting hecklers, etc.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:29 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 11:13 AM (Enq6K)
****
If you use your turn signal around Atl. to signify an intended lane change, guaranteed someone will speed up to try and close you out.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 07, 2016 11:29 AM (ikV/x)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 11:23 AM (TOk1P)
*****
Jur assikin' for it today, aren't you?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:29 AM (mvenn)
Ok, hands up. Who else missed the weiner?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 10:14 AM (kdS6q)
Looks like it had a botched circumcision
Posted by: TheQuietMan
All I see is that giant bush in the second painting.
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:29 AM (k0G44)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:30 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 11:27 AM (Enq6K)
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I couldn't do it. Between the drivers and the appalling food (which I see when I shop at the international market here), I think I'd be dead in two weeks.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:30 AM (xpSCc)
an intended lane change, guaranteed someone will speed up to try and
close you out.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 07, 2016 11:29 AM (ikV/x)
Ok, so it's not just the east coast....
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 11:31 AM (Enq6K)
whatsoever, I must say that coughing is an allergy symptom. Post-nasal
drips often drain back of the throat and causes coughing. If it is not
stopped, it can drain into lungs causing other problems (pneumonia,
etc). Sudafed necessity.
Posted by: mustbequantum
I have to admit, my mom coughs like that sometimes.
But she isn't a corrupt psychotic bitch running for president.
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:31 AM (k0G44)
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More fuel to the hypnotic state theory
:adjusts foil hat:
Now, bark! Arf arf arfarfarfarfarf
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 11:32 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:32 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: @votermom at September 07, 2016 11:32 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 07, 2016 11:28 AM (MIKMs)
Maybe, but that doesn't seem to explain the constant dry hacking cough she seems to have.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:32 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:33 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 11:27 AM (Enq6K)
So they all drive 20 MPH under the speed limit with the blinkers on?
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 07, 2016 11:33 AM (t06LC)
When it comes to these darned roundabouts
I curse. I yell and I pout.
I've been stuck in mine
Since two-thousand-and-nine
I don't know if I'll ever get out!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:33 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Tami
Now that I'm older, I just leave the turn signal on. It makes up for all the times I never used it before.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2016 11:33 AM (r65B3)
>> roundabouts.....full of Asian drivers. Rage inducing.
If you stay in a big Chinese hotel make sure to get a room that overlooks the largest intersection nearby.
You will laugh so hard that you'll probably push the railing out of the concrete that's mostly sand that the hotel's owner got a kickback on, and you'll plunge to your death, but you'll die happy.
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2016 11:33 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: @votermom at September 07, 2016 11:32 AM (Om16U)
There's no "i" in water. Or in "Edvard Munch" for that matter.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:33 AM (0mRoj)
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we were told it is a moon reflection representing a big penis.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:34 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2016 11:34 AM (Kj2zW)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:33 AM (mvenn)
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Just like poor Charlie riding the MTA.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:35 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:32 AM (0mRoj)
****
Taking Lisinopril for BP after a stroke would explain it.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 07, 2016 11:35 AM (ikV/x)
eliminate one federal agency (take your pick), I would eat so much crow,
I'd grow wings.
Posted by: SH at September 07, 2016 11:20 AM (T2aky)
stir fried crow, bar-b-q crow, moo-shoo crow, slowly roasted crow, crow stuffed crow, crow with crow sauce piquant ...get ready
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 11:36 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Tami
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All of those people in Atlanta are from somewhere else. Generally the NE, or N. midwest. It didn't become a sinkhole all by itself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 11:36 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: donna at September 07, 2016 11:36 AM (O2RFr)
That grin, fake laugh, and those "lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes".
She could stand in for the clown in King's "it" as well. This woman scares the hell out of me.
Posted by: Cooldawg at September 07, 2016 11:37 AM (qCZVW)
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You been stuck here four hourah! You go now!
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 11:37 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 11:36 AM (c6/9Q)
Crow is the fruit of the sky. There's boiled crow, fried crow, coconut crow, crow soup, crow sandwich, crow cocktail...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:37 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2016 11:34 AM (Kj2zW)
****
We prefer "Autobahn of the South", thank you.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 07, 2016 11:37 AM (ikV/x)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:26 AM (LISuA)
Look at the video I posted at #211. I know that guy well and he is the norm with SS agents.
Posted by: Timon at September 07, 2016 11:38 AM (396pH)
agent/DRInjector" in the airplane video. He is 30+ pounds overweight.
No way in hell he is a Secret Service Agent.
Posted by: Timon
If I was hiring a bunch of guys to take a bullet for me, I'd hire the fattest guys I could find. Name them "Bullet Trap 1", Bullet Trap 2" and so on. Give 'em free burgers and onion rings and shit. Fat 'n' happy. I'd keep 'em motivated by telling them about the all-you-can-eat sundae bar I'd put together for them if they ever caught a bullet with my name on it. But that's just me. I'm a people person.
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:38 AM (k0G44)
That reminds me of a lyric from the Jerry Reed song "Lord, Mister Ford:"
Now I've got a car that's mine alone,
That me and the finance company own,
A ready-made pile of manufactured grief;
And If I ain't out of gas in the pouring rain,
I'm a-changin' a flat in a hurricane -
I once spent three days lost on a cloverleaf!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 11:38 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 07, 2016 11:38 AM (4f51h)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:26 AM (LISuA)
Look at the video I posted at #211. I know that guy well and he is the norm with SS agents.
Posted by: Timon at September 07, 2016 11:38 AM (396pH)
You have to be in good shape to bang all those hookers.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:38 AM (0mRoj)
....
There is an easy way to test this. We need a Moron volunteer to hit up every one of her upcoming campaign events and start making really loud noises..off the wall, unexpected like during quiet moments.
Barking, tribal ay-yi-yi-yi-yi chanting, orgasmic moaning, gaint farts, Webb Hubbel impersonations. Anything to get her off her game and see if she vapor locks.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 11:39 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 07, 2016 11:39 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 11:23 AM (TOk1P)
*****
Jur assikin' for it today, aren't you?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:29 AM (mvenn)
How Silurian of me. I'm mixing up my terminology. I said crustacean when I meant cretaceous.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 11:39 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Timon
****
You're not supposed to reveal our real name.
Posted by: Norm, of the Secret Service at September 07, 2016 11:40 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 07, 2016 11:35 AM (ikV/x)
Confusion and dry cough as some of the side effects. HMMMMM.
Posted by: Timon at September 07, 2016 11:40 AM (396pH)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:37 AM (0mRoj)
crow stew, crow tar-tar, crow in a crow blanket..
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 11:40 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:40 AM (k0G44)
Been thinking the same thing. Trump should talk loudly and sharply to her at the debate too.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:40 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:41 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: runner
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Crow on a stick. Hmmm-mmm
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 11:41 AM (9mTYi)
I take BP medicine... One of them they tried on Me caused terrible coughing.....That being said there are many different ones that don't so why wouldn't She take one of those...
Posted by: donna at September 07, 2016 11:41 AM (O2RFr)
I guess i'd fail Art Appreciation 101. Sorry, was too busy taking thermodynamics, quantitative & organic chemistry and quantum physics.
Posted by: West at September 07, 2016 11:42 AM (1Rgee)
Posted by: An Observation at September 07, 2016 11:42 AM (hsW4/)
Right. My doc says there are alternatives if the coughing starts bothering me too much.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 07, 2016 11:42 AM (97XyN)
Like a lot of things it's in the eye of the beholder....
Posted by: donna at September 07, 2016 11:42 AM (O2RFr)
appalling food (which I see when I shop at the international market
here), I think I'd be dead in two weeks.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:30 AM (xpSCc)
I did it for 5 years. The car was where most gweilo children learned swear words.
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 11:43 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: West
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Ah! So you believe in AGW.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 11:43 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: @votermom
"i" as in "i suck at painting".
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:40 AM (k0G44)
*****
That looks like a really bad attempt to depict the Moon reflecting off the water.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 07, 2016 11:43 AM (ikV/x)
*****
Speaking of Dinah Shore, I once saw her interview Farah Fossil Majors. They got all sedimental toward the end. But it left quite an impression.
Posted by: Norm, of the Secret Service at September 07, 2016 11:43 AM (mvenn)
*piffle*
Try the road around the Vatican, which is oh like one way, and your taxi driver can't find the USO hotel. So he backs up TWICE on that road to look for it.
Friends and I bailed on that guy, tossed money at him to keep the Carabinieri off our case, and played Frogger in traffic because it was safer than riding in that taxi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2016 11:43 AM (EEnVQ)
The one that caused My cough was Amlodopine.... probably spelled it wrong...
Posted by: donna at September 07, 2016 11:43 AM (O2RFr)
She's blamed Bus for 9/11, excused Hillary for Benghazi yadd yadda yadda. Just your typical Lefty apologist running cover for Democrats.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (NOIQH)
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Sorry to admit this but this could easily just be another Saturday night at my house when my kids are home.
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:37 AM (0mRoj)
crow stew, crow tar-tar, crow in a crow blanket..
Out! Leave! No crow for you!
-Crow Nazi
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:29 AM (k0G44)
Are you talking about us?
Posted by: Amy Shummer, Lena Doneham, and Sandy Flux at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (Jen0I)
http://bit.ly/2c4RGeC
From Alan Baldwin. It's devastating.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Norm, of the Secret Service at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2016 11:45 AM (EEnVQ)
I take BP medicine... One of them they tried on Me caused terrible
coughing.....That being said there are many different ones that don't so
why wouldn't She take one of those...
Drug interactions sometimes limit what drugs are available to treat something. I would guess she is on more drugs than the average 95 year old.
Posted by: An Observation at September 07, 2016 11:45 AM (hsW4/)
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 11:45 AM (7HtZB)
Saw video yesterday of her freeaing 3 different times on stage. Each time the cause was loud noises. Shouting hecklers, etc
Remember back when she was handed a piece of paper on a stage and recoiled like it was a snake? She's weird as hell.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 07, 2016 11:45 AM (4f51h)
I'm curious how todays Navy treats Master Chiefs. When I was in from 74 to 80, with the exception of brand new Ensigns and really dumb officers, they were treated almost like 4 star Admirals.
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 11:45 AM (hgwL9)
Bubba Insomniac, everyone......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 11:45 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: SH at September 07, 2016 11:45 AM (T2aky)
Posted by: Norm, of the Secret Service at September 07, 2016 11:45 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 11:43 AM (Enq6K)
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Whoa, Tami. You're immortal.
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2016 11:46 AM (xpSCc)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:46 AM (0mRoj)
Does the lozenge normally reside in that round hole in her tongue? Is it actually a lozenge or is it a little electronic control module? Is she fully functional without it? Is she going to hock lozenges at us if she's elected?
Lotta mysteries around here.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 07, 2016 11:46 AM (/f6Nd)
events and start making really loud noises..off the wall, unexpected
like during quiet moments.
Doesn't Howard Stern have a guy who does that - an expert heckler?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 11:46 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:47 AM (k0G44)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 11:47 AM (IqV8l)
-Crow Nazi
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (RRfF
Jacques Pepin - Fast Crow My Way
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 11:47 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:47 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Norm, of the Secret Service at September 07, 2016 11:43 AM (mvenn)
Well! Lots of rapture?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 11:47 AM (TOk1P)
True, My Nieces Husband got a very serious concussion years ago and has to take medication to keep from having seizures.... He still has had a seizure or two and completely blacked out...
Posted by: donna at September 07, 2016 11:47 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 07, 2016 11:48 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 11:48 AM (7HtZB)
Then you'd better wash your hands before using your keyboard!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 11:48 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2016 11:48 AM (EEnVQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (0mRoj)
crow etouffee, crow beignet..
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 11:49 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 11:49 AM (LdMbv)
When it comes to paradropping onto hostile planets, they are still the go to guys.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2016 11:49 AM (RRfF8)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:49 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 07, 2016 11:49 AM (vtcmf)
The Dance of Life
Girls On The Bridge
The Scream...
in that order
JUST ADVANCE SCOUTS FOR #SMOD2016: A large asteroid will come TEN times nearer to Earth than the moon today. "An asteroid will pass extremely near our planet today. The 32 ft ( 10 metre ) long asteroid will pass by at a distance of one tenth of the distance between Earth and the moon. This close encounter will be followed by a much larger asteroid, 200ft ( 61 metres ) long, that is set to pass us by in just a few days. ... The Virtual Telescope project discovered the asteroid yesterday, and says when it passes Earth the asteroid will be visible from the southern hemisphere only."
22 Posted at 10:02 am by Glenn Reynolds
instapundit
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 07, 2016 11:50 AM (qCMvj)
Not fattest but at least six inches taller and huskier. Someone easier to aim at. Someone easier to hide behind. I wonder who Odierno had for security. That guy couldn't hide behind a HUMVEE without some part sticking out.
Posted by: Banana Splits Dancer at September 07, 2016 11:50 AM (RTplG)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:50 AM (0mRoj)
Then you'd better wash your hands before using your keyboard!
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Is Sheryl Crow here?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 11:50 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
And then he totally forgot to paint the sun reflecting in the second painting.
And the light source in the second painting is all effed up. Coming from the right front on the girls and yet the sun is to their left.
I effing hate this Edvard hack.
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:51 AM (k0G44)
Posted by: IC at September 07, 2016 11:51 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2016 11:51 AM (c6/9Q)
Then you'd better wash your hands before using your keyboard!
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Is Sheryl Crow here?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 11:50 AM (9mTYi)
And no, don't ask if she can spare a square.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 07, 2016 11:52 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:52 AM (mvenn)
http://bit.ly/2c4RGeC
From Alan Baldwin. It's devastating.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:44 AM (3myMJ)
It's allergies. You know the ones that come out in January, February, July, September, October. All in different parts of the country. What's wrong with you wingnuts...
Posted by: Overweight "SS guy" definitely not with a diazepam injector at September 07, 2016 11:52 AM (396pH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2016 11:52 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: IC at September 07, 2016 11:51 AM (a0IVu)
trump has 88 generals supporting him - "88" is a well-know symbol of the neo-Nazi movement. We're through the looking glass here, people!
Posted by: Glenn Beck at September 07, 2016 11:53 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 07, 2016 11:53 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 11:53 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 11:52 AM (mvenn)
Is the crowckpot crowme plated?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 11:53 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:53 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Sheryl Blow at September 07, 2016 11:53 AM (vtcmf)
...
It's faster in a microwave.
Posted by: ajmojo at September 07, 2016 11:53 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 11:45 AM (hgwL9)
They are treated as part of the "Triad"
CO, XO, Master Chief
I think the more Senior Officers and us "In Charge" even treat them better, since they make our lives easier. I happen to be particularly friendly with my Master Chief since we just get along and I am not some Candy Ass.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 11:53 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Cheri at September 07, 2016 11:54 AM (oiNtH)
Came out in 1997, when I was a freshly minted solo-practice attorney with no clients, shitty advertising, and was artificially keeping my income down so that my first cheating ex-wife wouldn't get maintenance in the divorce.
I spent most of my summer that year playing nothing but this game.
Third person shooter with rednecks blasting aliens with dynamite sticks shot from crossbows, also firing rifles, shotguns and pistols.
I just had a flashback.
Ahhhh, good times. Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2016 11:54 AM (CS7jF)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 11:24 AM (LISuA)
C'mere you lil rapth-calion
makes pinchy pinchy fingers
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 07, 2016 11:54 AM (Iy6JT)
I do know that Snopes is no longer reliable when it comes to political topics.
Posted by: Lizzy
Which is why the prudent not only check the facts, they also fact check the fact checkers.
That said, the "doctor constantly at Hill's side, ready to publicly plunge a hyprospray into her neck" narrative doesn't look like it has legs and is getting close to "fire can't melt steel" territory.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 11:55 AM (kdS6q)
events and start making really loud noises..off the wall, unexpected
like during quiet moments.
Doesn't Howard Stern have a guy who does that - an expert heckler?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 11:46 AM (NOIQH)
Just start yelling about Pepe at random intervals...
Will drive her over the edge...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 07, 2016 11:55 AM (qf6WZ)
I guarantee you that at some point tonight* she's going to trot out her laugh line about how silly it is that Trump says he knows more about ISIS than the generals.
I hope someone on his staff is working on a response along the lines of that he certainly knows more than Scankles, who can't even remember what the letter "C" stands for.
*I do not plan to watch. I'm saving my scotch and cigars for a stand up podium stare into each other's eyes debate so I can sell my soul and watch Hillary shit herself on live TV.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 11:56 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: @votermom
Shine on!
Shine on phallic moon upon the bay,
I see dicks everywhere
But, that doesn't mean that I am
actually, positively, holistically ghey.
Posted by: Art Critic at September 07, 2016 11:56 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 11:56 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 07, 2016 11:55 AM (kdS6q)
Actually... he was at her side, right up until it was noticed and talked about on the Internet...
Now, he is suddenly no where visible...
What... you don't think they have people paying attention to the web?
Posted by: Don Q. at September 07, 2016 11:57 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Cheri at September 07, 2016 11:58 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2016 11:58 AM (JO9+V)
http://bit.ly/2c4RGeC
From Alan Baldwin. It's devastating.
Posted by: Meremortal
Holy shit! How much has this bitch gotten paid per cough? She looks like she's sucking imaginary cock. And then she spits something in a glass of water? She's being gross. Really gross.
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 11:58 AM (k0G44)
*I do not plan to watch. I'm saving my scotch and cigars for a stand up podium stare into each other's eyes debate so I can sell my soul and watch Hillary shit herself on live TV.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 11:56 AM (X6fMO)
C? is for COOKIE... its good enough for me....
Posted by: Cookie Monster, Clinton Campaign Security Specialist at September 07, 2016 11:59 AM (qf6WZ)
He's back. Photo of him recently on her plane.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 11:59 AM (3myMJ)
Good to know. The best person I ever served under was my Master Chief in M-div on a sub.
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 11:59 AM (hgwL9)
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 12:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: SH at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (T2aky)
Posted by: dantesed at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: donna at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Doug Henning at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Country Singer at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2016 12:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: SH at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (T2aky)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: auscolpyr at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Awnold at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Awnold at September 07, 2016 12:03 PM (qCMvj)
I have stage 4 lung cancer AND take Lisinopril and I don't cough like that. I do cough, every day in the morning, and it takes a while for it to stop, but it's never so bad that I couldn't carry on a conversation, or that I need a cough drop or water.
Posted by: Rohon at September 07, 2016 12:03 PM (2l2y6)
Posted by: auscolpyr at September 07, 2016 12:02 PM (suO/a)
Her agent's are everywhere!
It was deleted!!!!
*adjusts antenna on tin foil hat*
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 12:03 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: The Greek Guy with the Hair at September 07, 2016 12:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cheri at September 07, 2016 12:04 PM (oiNtH)
and the tl;dr post itself before I challenge the Fates and reload the
page.
It deserves some flaming skulls, no?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 07, 2016 12:04 PM (NOIQH)
Y'all know I'm on board with the theory that the "leaks" are being dropped from folks inside the NSA. Because the Clintons and the intel community, they're on such great terms, you guys.
Well...anyone else remember all that hoo hah about whether the NSA was recording phone calls...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 12:04 PM (9krrF)
That is an amazing video. I couldn't watch all of it, so many coughing fits over the last 8 years.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2016 12:04 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: nckate at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (/6xSK)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Tami at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Dang at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (k0G44)
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 11:45 AM
They are treated as part of the "Triad"
CO, XO, Master Chief
I think the more Senior Officers and us "In Charge" even treat them better, since they make our lives easier. I happen to be particularly friendly with my Master Chief since we just get along and I am not some Candy Ass.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2016 11:53 AM
I was slightly better than an average dumb-ass Ensign (a very low bar) simply because I respected the E7 and 8s. A 9 was pretty much the same as an O7. The PO 1s and 2s were usually helpful after they'd had a chance to try you out, and/or the Chief had opined that you were ok and likely has potential.
The network the Chiefs have is not to be underestimated.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (2BiKh)
Y'all know I'm on board with the theory that the "leaks" are being dropped from folks inside the NSA. Because the Clintons and the intel community, they're on such great terms, you guys.
Well...anyone else remember all that hoo hah about whether the NSA was recording phone calls...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 07, 2016 12:04 PM (9krrF)
John Schindler is convinced that there's a Russian mole in the NSA who's just yanking the chain of the whole democratic process by leaking selected information. That would certainly be consistent with massive phone interception.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at September 07, 2016 12:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 12:06 PM (mvenn)
*adjusts antenna on tin foil hat*
Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2016 12:03 PM (0cMkb)
Geeezzzz.. come on...
Antenna on your tinfoil hat??? Totally worthless...
You need a grounding strap!....
Posted by: Don Q., Retired Electronics Technician, US Navy at September 07, 2016 12:07 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 07, 2016 12:08 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 07, 2016 12:08 PM (4f51h)
Posted by: MSM at September 07, 2016 12:08 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2016 12:09 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2016 12:10 PM (JO9+V)
Don't you think I know that?! There was, but not anymore!
Posted by: commodore matt decker at September 07, 2016 12:11 PM (LdMbv)
So they just don't want to be a spy or hidden any longer, that's the theory?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 07, 2016 12:11 PM (4f51h)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 12:12 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: MTF at September 07, 2016 12:12 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2016 12:14 PM (LdMbv)
Sounds like you were a lot more and better than, 'slightly better than an average dumb-ass Ensign.'
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 12:15 PM (hgwL9)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2016 12:05 PM (2BiKh)
Thank you for your service.
I was a very, very dumb Ensign, but a very good LT(jg) and LT, because I learned from my mistakes and ended up trusting my senior POs and junior Chiefs, and delegating well to them.
The Command Master Chief was nothing but a political ball-polisher and the Sr. Chiefs were useless, with the exception of the Engineering, IT and OS.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2016 12:18 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: West
--------------
"Ah! So you believe in AGW."
Uh, I also took Statistics, so:
No.
40 years of good data from 4 billion year evolving ecosystem is not exactly a representative sample. The info we have today 'proving' AGW is indistinguishable from noise.
Posted by: West at September 07, 2016 12:27 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Advo at September 07, 2016 12:27 PM (Ms4Um)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2016 12:18 PM (CS7jF)
All newbies are dumb. I was. What matters is do you learn from your mistakes and not make them again. I did, and it sounds like you did to.
Posted by: JackS at September 07, 2016 12:38 PM (hgwL9)
You don't want to see my eye again. Or do you? Please?
Posted by: Hope Solo at September 07, 2016 01:07 PM (cq/qc)
Because he's also her gynocologist
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at September 07, 2016 01:13 PM (cq/qc)
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