Hillary Has All All-Time Record Extended Coughing Fit

It's a little painful and uncomfortable to watch.

Oh my goodness. Just keep watching. It just doesn't stop.

(I used MSNBC's feed-- they try to cover for her, which makes it even worse, I think.)

Posted by: Ace at 06:16 PM

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1 I feel so bad for her... riiiiiight...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:15 PM (O2RFr)

2 IS she hyper- or hypo- thyroid?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:15 PM (Pby3z)

3 The demon is trying to claw its way out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 06:17 PM (jR7Wy)

4 All is well! All is well!

Posted by: Jake (not a guest) at September 05, 2016 06:18 PM (1BdMd)

5 Trying to choke back the evil.

Posted by: huerfano at September 05, 2016 06:18 PM (jkkMG)

6 Its the alien trying to get out

Posted by: ThunderB at September 05, 2016 06:18 PM (O0Cmi)

7 Shes choking on her hubris

Posted by: ThunderB at September 05, 2016 06:19 PM (O0Cmi)

8 Kennel cough.

Posted by: The Cankle Spaniel at September 05, 2016 06:19 PM (H9MG5)

9 Bwahaha

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 06:19 PM (kXoT0)

10 Yet the media all make excuses for her...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:19 PM (O2RFr)

11 I just don't care.
This is the best the Dems could come up with?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2016 06:19 PM (0tfLf)

12 And then the media wonders why she doesn't hold any press conferences.

Posted by: Socratease at September 05, 2016 06:19 PM (2GbWn)

13 Its the butter that wont melt in her mouth

Posted by: ThunderB at September 05, 2016 06:20 PM (O0Cmi)

14 And the stupid name of her plane... Hill Force One.... Some clever person called it Broom stick one...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:20 PM (O2RFr)

15 3 The demon is trying to claw its way out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 06:17 PM (jR7Wy)

Lol!

I just watched this, and it was painful. And Tim Kaine looked like a weird jack in the box, popping up and doing nothing to help. I suppose that makes him perfectly qualified to be VEEP.

Posted by: Moki at September 05, 2016 06:20 PM (VnCI9)

16 Hairball

Like pussy gets from licking hair

Posted by: ThunderB at September 05, 2016 06:21 PM (O0Cmi)

17
IS she hyper- or hypo- thyroid?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:15 PM

Hypo. If she didn't wear tents you'd be able to tell by the size of her ass.

Posted by: huerfano at September 05, 2016 06:21 PM (jkkMG)

18 THIS JUST PROVES SHE'S PERFECTLY HEATLTHY!!! LISTEN TO HOW POWERFUL HER LUNGS SOUND AS THEY'RE BEING COUGHED UP! A FEEBLE PERSON WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HACK LIKE THAT!!!

Posted by: The MFM at September 05, 2016 06:21 PM (H9MG5)

19
Pea soup coming up

Then her head spins around

Posted by: ThunderB at September 05, 2016 06:21 PM (O0Cmi)

20 If she coughed that alien spawn up, I wonder what it would look like.

Posted by: Shoeless 'ron at September 05, 2016 06:21 PM (27GYi)

21 I'd be willing to cut anyone some slack who has been on the campaign trail delivering speeches, but 1) she really hasn't been stumping enough to account for the raspy throat, and 2) if she were a Repub they'd be clamoring for her medical stats.

Does she just have acid reflux? It looked like she took a pill.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 06:22 PM (jR7Wy)

22 I noticed that everyone on stage was prepared to give her cough drops. Hmmm my, curious that every single person there would have a Secret Service approved cough drop at the ready. Looked like Hall honey lemons to me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 06:22 PM (kXoT0)

23 I see barry got his widdle felines hurt and won't meet with the President of the Philippines because he called him a name...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:23 PM (O2RFr)

24 It just keeps going on and on. Why won't they let Granny get back to her stories?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 06:24 PM (jR7Wy)

25 She just needs to unhinge her jaw and swallow a rat

Posted by: ThunderB at September 05, 2016 06:24 PM (O0Cmi)

26 Apparently, she can't swallow her own bullshit any more than we can.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 05, 2016 06:24 PM (SmHHS)

27 #15. Kaine is a totally creepy looking ~~mofo~~ guy. He looks both clueless and sly.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 06:24 PM (kXoT0)

28 Hairball

Like pussy gets from licking hair
________________

Those women of middle-eastern descent are typically very hairy . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 05, 2016 06:24 PM (NnYnv)

29 felines = feelings stupid auto correct, but that works sort of too...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:24 PM (O2RFr)

30

Throat cancer. Got it the same way michael douglas did

Posted by: ThunderB at September 05, 2016 06:24 PM (O0Cmi)

31 The demon is trying to escape from her throat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at September 05, 2016 06:25 PM (rwI+c)

32 Look, gimme a break! If you drew the short straw to indwell in that bitch, you'd want out too!

Posted by: Gelzergirax the Lesser at September 05, 2016 06:25 PM (vyqqu)

33 And Tim Kaine looked like a weird jack in the box, popping up and doing nothing to help.

I noticed that too. The whole thing was weird; just flipping odd. I half expected the 300 lb. black guy to walk up to her and hit her w/a auto-injector. Her head would loll around for a few seconds, then the speech would come back on in a slurred to normal cadence. "OK folks, restart the cameras!"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 05, 2016 06:25 PM (SeD0w)

34 But her health isn't a legitimate issue.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at September 05, 2016 06:26 PM (T9DQN)

35 32 Look, gimme a break! If you drew the short straw to indwell in that bitch, you'd want out too!
Posted by: Gelzergirax the Lesser at September 05, 2016 06:25 PM (vyqqu)
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The only demon begging for an exorcism.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 06:26 PM (jR7Wy)

36 Coughing is a weapon of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 05, 2016 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

37 I half expected the 300 lb. black guy to walk up to her and hit her w/a auto-injector.

I read he's back... been gone for awhile after he was pointed out...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:26 PM (O2RFr)

38 A medical professional told me today that Hillary has neuro-syphillis. I'll let you do your own research.

Posted by: Travis at September 05, 2016 06:27 PM (/f+V5)

39 28 Hairball

I'm a pretty sick dude. That was just eeuuuwwwww.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 05, 2016 06:27 PM (SeD0w)

40

Ghosts of Benghazi choking her out

Posted by: ThunderB at September 05, 2016 06:27 PM (O0Cmi)

41 The crowd was so uncomfortable.If this were a Republican.....ah forget it.

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2016 06:27 PM (fA75F)

42 Ghosts of Benghazi choking her out

*LIKE*

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 05, 2016 06:28 PM (SeD0w)

43 Herpes of the throat

Posted by: ThunderB at September 05, 2016 06:28 PM (O0Cmi)

44 ...her "good" friend and gun runner Chris Stevens.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 05, 2016 06:29 PM (SeD0w)

45 She's literally dying out there. What rage must animate this corpse, what need for vengeance gives her the strength to continue.

If she wins, be very afraid.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at September 05, 2016 06:29 PM (rwI+c)

46 Coughing is a weapon of the patriarchy.
_________________

Coughing is white privilege, dude. You'd never see a black candidate getting to cough like that!

Posted by: BLM at September 05, 2016 06:29 PM (NnYnv)

47 She took a cough drop. As the cough continued, two more people had cough drops at the ready, including Kaine. Everyone appeared to have cough drops in quick draw holsters. That says a lot right there.

Posted by: countrydoc at September 05, 2016 06:29 PM (qKwUt)

48 She was just recording the first seven seconds of Black Sabbath's Sweet Leaf...

Posted by: Roger Bournival at September 05, 2016 06:29 PM (PF079)

49 Koffin? Like in a kasket?

Posted by: Kanker at September 05, 2016 06:30 PM (BO/km)

50 And this time no water around, which tells me it is NOT something that is related to 'needing to clear your throat,' or you would have water available. Water will do nothing for this kind of cough.

Won't she be powerful on the world stage when she's president? Hacking and coughing, her voice straining while staring down Putin?

Yeah, right.

Not good. After a month of hardly being seen, this is what rest has done for her?

Posted by: K-E at September 05, 2016 06:30 PM (Ks+nh)

51 I am a horrible person. I want her to live to give a concession speech. I want her to go full Granny Gets Even in that speech, taking down everyone who made her swallow BJ'S bilge and Bobo's bile. I want it to be epic and actionable.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 06:31 PM (kXoT0)

52 She's going to make us all pay.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at September 05, 2016 06:31 PM (rwI+c)

53 I want it to be epic and actionable.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 06:31 PM (kXoT0)
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I want to see her melt like Toth in Raiders.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 06:32 PM (jR7Wy)

54 51 I am a horrible person. I want her to live to give a concession speech. I want her to go full Granny Gets Even in that speech, taking down everyone who made her swallow BJ'S bilge and Bobo's bile. I want it to be epic and actionable.

Yes, I too would love to see the weeping and gnashing of teeth...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:32 PM (O2RFr)

55 When Kaine stood up to try to help and decided to do nothin instead, someone came in and laid something on the podium. What was that?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 06:33 PM (6IPEM)

56 Long bouts of coughing, hysterical cackling...she's basically turned into a stock RPG villain. Tim Kaine should start dressing like the totally-not-evil vizier that always accompanies DND royalty.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 05, 2016 06:33 PM (kumBu)

57 Hi, Donna!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 06:33 PM (kXoT0)

58 Driving between Pennsylvania and Virginia and back, I saw sever Trump/Pence signs, but not a single Hillary one.

Posted by: Goddess of the Clasdroom at September 05, 2016 06:34 PM (14baQ)

59 #55 Another cough drop.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 06:34 PM (kXoT0)

60 Lemmingwinks? Paris Hilton?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 06:34 PM (e9hKK)

61 "When Kaine stood up to try to help and decided to do nothin instead, someone came in and laid something on the podium. What was that?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 06:33 PM (6IPEM) "

A bear trap? A page from the Necronomicon? The Ark of the Covenant?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 05, 2016 06:35 PM (kumBu)

62 55 When Kaine stood up to try to help and decided to do nothin instead, someone came in and laid something on the podium. What was that?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 06:33 PM (6IPEM)
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A vial of virgin's blood.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 06:35 PM (jR7Wy)

63 Lisinopril

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 05, 2016 06:35 PM (IqV8l)

64 Hi, Donna!

Hi, to you too...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:35 PM (O2RFr)

65 Kinda pathetic that the best Hillary Liar Criminal and her crack team of professional assholes can come up with is "I'm allergic to Donald Trump"

She is a shit campaigner and the rest of her team must already think they have it in the bad so they're mailing it in.

Like she doesn't have a condition where she may start coughing at a public function and wouldn't have an one liner ready to go. Pathetic.

Trump would have a zinger ready, or he better have one ready for the.eventual head to head debates.

Thus ends my rant, now to read the comments.

Posted by: nuke it from orbit at September 05, 2016 06:35 PM (bs4K2)

66 I always knew she was a hack.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 05, 2016 06:36 PM (g552U)

67 I always knew she was a hack.
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Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 06:36 PM (jR7Wy)

68 "Driving between Pennsylvania and Virginia and back, I saw sever Trump/Pence signs, but not a single Hillary one.

Posted by: Goddess of the Clasdroom at September 05, 2016 06:34 PM (14baQ) "

I've seen like 3 Hillary/Kaine signs total, and I live in Cuyahoga County, which is something like D+32 in most elections.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 05, 2016 06:36 PM (kumBu)

69 It'seems her phlegmagic temperament is showing through.

Posted by: bergerbilder at September 05, 2016 06:36 PM (27WlQ)

70 She has to have a serious physical condition.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 06:36 PM (0G2eQ)

71 I watched as much as I could - almost 2 minutes. I feel unclean.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 06:37 PM (Sfs6o)

72 Being in Columbus we are inundated with Hellary ads. The local news showed her in Cleveland but not one word about her coughing fit. She sounded bad, but no news person said a thing. Also they briefly showed a picture of the "crowd". It looked very small, nothing like Trump's rallies. No mention if that either. Does anyone know how big her "rally" was?

Posted by: Peggy at September 05, 2016 06:37 PM (HBU7W)

73 A medical professional told me today that Hillary has neuro-syphillis. I'll let you do your own research.
Posted by: Travis at September 05, 2016 06:27 PM (/f+V5)

No, that's Biden

Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 06:37 PM (e9hKK)

74 Considering that I have family that works in both the coal and oil business, with the latter being involved in areas that are being fracked, I am unable to work up any sympathy for that vile woman.

The best thing she could do for the country is to die. This is an awful, terrible thing to admit but she is so lacking in genuine empathy for her fellow human beings as well as being so thoroughly corrput that to have Kaine take over in the event that the Democrats would win in November would be an improvement of infinite proportions.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at September 05, 2016 06:37 PM (saE69)

75 70 She has to have a serious physical condition.
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 06:36 PM (0G2eQ)

Yep. That was an epic coughing fit, and not the first. I'm beginning to think that she really does have a medical problem.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 06:38 PM (SRKgf)

76 Somebody get that woman a breathalyzer.

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 05, 2016 06:38 PM (H9MG5)

77 I would love to see her have a grand mal seizure, shit herself in front of everyone and be bed ridden and mute the rest of her days.

F her.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2016 06:39 PM (ej1L0)

78 Hillary Has All All-Time Record Extended Coughing Fit

I coulda been a contender.

Posted by: 80 year old lady chain-smoking and playing the penny slots at an Indian casino at September 05, 2016 06:39 PM (xhqXI)

79
Granny Coughing Nails on a Chalkboard speaks truth to NyQuil.

Posted by: gone coughing at September 05, 2016 06:39 PM (CFAp3)

80 Does anyone know how big her "rally" was?
Posted by: Peggy at September 05, 2016 06:37 PM (HBU7W)

It's so big she has to hang a "wide load" sign on it when....oh her "rally"? Never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 06:39 PM (Ozsfq)

81 #70. She has several of them. I also think she's at the end of a cascade of things going wrong where the docs give you meds for one thing and it damages something else you need to survive.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 06:39 PM (kXoT0)

82 The beginning of Fox's Special Report showed Hilary taking questions from the media on the back of her plane.

She had another coughing fit after a few minutes, and they cut away the video feed.

I'm not sure if the footage was live or not.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at September 05, 2016 06:39 PM (onq2p)

83 63
Lisinopril

Lisinopril causes a chronic cough in some people (due accumulation of bradykinin), but you just switch to Losartan. Works just as good, but no cough.

Posted by: countrydoc at September 05, 2016 06:40 PM (qKwUt)

84 Geez, people, YOU try to swallow a live baby at lunch and see how you do.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:40 PM (Pby3z)

85 Kaine is a full fledged root lipped scumbag politician. He would proudly carry the DNC's agenda forward.

Posted by: Kanker at September 05, 2016 06:41 PM (BO/km)

86 2
IS she hyper- or hypo- thyroid?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:15 PM (Pby3z)

She's hypo. Wonder if she has a nodule on her thyroid...it can cause coughing....but its rare.

Posted by: Tami at September 05, 2016 06:41 PM (Enq6K)

87 And she tries to blame Trump.

If it were 2012, she'd blame Romney for giving her throat cancer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:41 PM (Pby3z)

88 Does anyone know how big her "rally" was?
Posted by: Peggy at September 05, 2016 06:37 PM (HBU7W)

It's so big she has to hang a "wide load" sign on it when....oh her "rally"? Never mind
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Her rally so big when she backs up it goes "Beep beep beep."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 05, 2016 06:41 PM (xhqXI)

89 This is the best the Dems could come up with?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2016 06:19 PM (0tfLf)
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In contrast to the Republicans, Libertarians, Greens, and the McNevers?

To quote a famous moron: "sigh"

Posted by: RioBravo at September 05, 2016 06:42 PM (NUqwG)

90 88 Does anyone know how big her "rally" was?
Posted by: Peggy at September 05, 2016 06:37 PM (HBU7W)

200-300 people...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

91 Maybe the lunger caught tuberculosis from one of the migrants.

She is barely doing any public speaking at all now or in the last few weeks. This isn't going hoarse from straining and overusing your vocal chords. She seemed stressed out herself from not being able to control the cough.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 06:42 PM (6IPEM)

92 We wants the Presidency! We musts haves it!

*Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!*

Posted by: Hillary at September 05, 2016 06:43 PM (z/Ubi)

93
Remember when drinking water on stage during a speech was a bad thing?

*cough cough cough Rubio cough cough*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2016 06:43 PM (LuZz8)

94 Is it too much to hope that her condition is also physically painful?

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 06:43 PM (Sfs6o)

95 Ah...Found...mah... Bill ...

On~ Typhoid Hill...

Posted by: Typhoid Hill at September 05, 2016 06:43 PM (V3IFq)

96 Remember when drinking water on stage during a speech was a bad thing?

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It does look 80% better when a glass is used compared to a plastic bottle.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 05, 2016 06:44 PM (NUqwG)

97 I'm pretty sure I saw some fire and salamanders come out of her mouth!

Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 06:44 PM (i+OYT)

98 We wants the Presidency! We musts haves it!

*Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!*
Posted by: Hillary

Tricksy Tea Party hobbitses. We hates them forever.

Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at September 05, 2016 06:45 PM (xhqXI)

99 She just hacked up a piece of her soul.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:45 PM (Pby3z)

100 She claims she has seasonal allergies...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:45 PM (O2RFr)

101 Can't figure out if Kaine is just waiting for her to croak so he can step inor if he's been told not to help her because it would make her look even more feeble than she is.

Her voice sounds horrible.

Posted by: Gmac- 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at September 05, 2016 06:46 PM (Ylf7n)

102 That was painful to watch but in a good way.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 06:46 PM (6IPEM)

103
Frau Gruppencankles' coughing fit sounds a lot better in the original German.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2016 06:46 PM (LuZz8)

104 She claims she has seasonal allergies...
Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:45 PM (O2RFr)

Must be like the "See" food diet she is on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 06:46 PM (Ozsfq)

105 I haven't heard a cough like that since I was being overcome by smoke inhilation.

Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (H9MG5)

106 IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!!!!

Posted by: OFFICIAL CLINTON CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (Pby3z)

107

She claims she has seasonal allergies...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:45 PM (O2RFr)

Allergic to Summer Sausage?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (LuZz8)

108 Harvey Fierestein is planning to play her in the movie!

Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (i+OYT)

109 Is it hot sauce-related?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (Pby3z)

110 Harvey Fierestein is planning to play her in the movie!

I do see the resemblance...

Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

111
Trump-sign stealing fascist thief gets pwned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC5tGJYnGc4

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (c1VyR)

112 The woman has a Truth allergy.

Posted by: mrp at September 05, 2016 06:48 PM (JBggj)

113 #32 - Gelzergirax the Lesser!

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Too damn funny!

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at September 05, 2016 06:48 PM (saE69)

114 Goodness! I half expected her to start crawling around that stage channeling Golum, hissing "come to me, my precious....". Shudder...

Posted by: IC at September 05, 2016 06:48 PM (KTFfX)

115 Allergic to Summer Sausage?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

All sausage.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 05, 2016 06:48 PM (xhqXI)

116 Is it hot sauce-related?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (Pby3z)
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Actually hot sauce can reduce coughing. I am surprised she didn't we her bottle out and take some! /s

Posted by: RioBravo at September 05, 2016 06:49 PM (NUqwG)

117 Maybe someone held a crucifex up to her.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 06:49 PM (SRKgf)

118 Does The FAB have any cloths that do not make her look like an Empress Dowager?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 06:50 PM (Ozsfq)

119 September 05, 2016 06:49 PM (NUqwG)
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we = whip

Posted by: RioBravo at September 05, 2016 06:51 PM (NUqwG)

120 Perhaps a mass mail-in of individual cough drops to Shrillery's campaign headquarters is in order.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 05, 2016 06:52 PM (22uju)

121 She can run but she can't hide.

One more thing to go wrong for her between now and November.

Amirite that she only spoke for a short period of time>

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 05, 2016 06:52 PM (bQxkN)

122 Since it took her handlers 6 months to dry her out, I guess a shot glass of whiskey/honey is out of the question.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 05, 2016 06:52 PM (g552U)

123 I haven't seen a coughing fit like that since her last one. Or maybe Breaking Bad. And I recognize that outfit she's wearing - the green version is worn in The Hurt Locker.,,,,,,

Posted by: goatexchange at September 05, 2016 06:52 PM (QS9a4)

124 She should always carry around a jar of preopened jar of pickles for just such an emergency.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 05, 2016 06:53 PM (uz/Pv)

125 She has cancer do sho. I'd say she probably has 6 months to live.

Posted by: James at September 05, 2016 06:53 PM (jxw6R)

126 45
She's literally dying out there. What rage must animate this corpse,
what need for vengeance gives her the strength to continue.

If she could replicate, it would be World War H, with untold numbers of bottom-heavy hackers waddling around and looking to suck out your soul.

85
Kaine is a full fledged root lipped scumbag politician. He would proudly carry the DNC's agenda forward.

He is aware that her health is fragile, and figures he's almost certain to get the big chair in the not too distant future. God help us.

I'm not sure what "root-lipped" is, but I'm sure it applies to him.

Posted by: pep at September 05, 2016 06:53 PM (LAe3v)

127 She can run...
Posted by: Ignoramus

I highly doubt that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 05, 2016 06:53 PM (xhqXI)

128 11 This is the best the Dems could come up with?

- - -

It'll do.

Posted by: Diebold Corp., Voting Machine Division at September 05, 2016 06:53 PM (UW4Uc)

129
108
Harvey Fierestein is planning to play her in the movie!

Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (i+OYT)

That's my role, bitch.

Posted by: Susan Estrich at September 05, 2016 06:53 PM (LuZz8)

130 LMFAO!!!

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 05, 2016 06:54 PM (zZXDy)

131 Apparently she had a second coughing fit on the plane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJdOkPES7dA

Posted by: sypeach at September 05, 2016 06:54 PM (nyYhO)

132 Imagine the next State of the Union address when she's Prez.

Posted by: sinalco at September 05, 2016 06:54 PM (yODqO)

133 Next her head spins 360-degrees and she starts puking pea soup.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:54 PM (Pby3z)

134 Soon she will be forced to stop appearing in public, and begin making recorded statements.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 06:54 PM (Sfs6o)

135 Plus it was really hot today. Why is she wearing clothes like that?! She must be roasting, unfortunately not on a spit.

Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 05, 2016 06:55 PM (HBU7W)

136 Here, lemme kiss that baby - *HACK, HACK, HACK*!

Posted by: Typhoid Hill at September 05, 2016 06:55 PM (V3IFq)

137 108
Harvey Fierestein is planning to play her in the movie!

Posted by: RKae

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Posted by: Zombie Jack Klugman at September 05, 2016 06:55 PM (LAe3v)

138 All Hail Eris, I think the demon is trying to abandon ship since Hillary!'s body has gone all Detroit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 06:56 PM (XNHOq)

139 She must be roasting, unfortunately not on a spit.
Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 05, 2016 06:55 PM (HBU7W)
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We get holidays off.

Posted by: Spit at September 05, 2016 06:56 PM (NUqwG)

140 108
Harvey Fierestein is planning to play her in the movie!

Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (i+OYT)

That's my role, bitch.
Posted by: Susan Estrich

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We'll see what Carol Channing has to say about that!

Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 06:56 PM (i+OYT)

141
137
108

Harvey Fierestein is planning to play her in the movie!

Posted by: RKae

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Posted by: Zombie Jack Klugman at September 05, 2016 06:55 PM (LAe3v)

*shivs Jack in the kidney*

Posted by: Zombie Carol Channing at September 05, 2016 06:56 PM (LuZz8)

142 133
Next her head spins 360-degrees and she starts puking pea soup.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

For the love of God, don't let her near any crucifixes.

Posted by: pep at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (LAe3v)

143 "Harvey Fierestein is planning to play her in the movie!"

Winner

Posted by: hoss at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (8PfFb)

144 Oh, thank God. I came across this story mid-afternoon and have been checking here ever since. No one in my life to talk/chortle to about this, so I need to read what y'all think. Such a relief. Thanks.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (pZEKq)

145 >>>Plus it was really hot today. Why is she wearing clothes like that?! She must be roasting, unfortunately not on a spit.

Posted by: Abby Coffey at September 05, 2016 06:55 PM (HBU7W)<<<

She's trying to build up a different kind of tolerance.

Posted by: Satan at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (H9MG5)

146 There's absolutely no truth to the rumor that Hillary likes to catch fish in dark pools in the middle of the night and eat them raw.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (SmHHS)

147 Trump-sign stealing fascist thief gets pwned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC5tGJYnGc4
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (c1VyR)

Too funny! That fat bitch didn't get far till she fell on her lib ass.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (ej1L0)

148 She can always have Beyonc� read her speeches for her and can just lip-synch them.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (g552U)

149 It is not cancer. It is the illict drugs and legal drugs that are causing the side effects.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (zZXDy)

150 It is extremely hard to treat heavy drinkers when their bodies fail them.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (kXoT0)

151 Gotta wonder what her deal with Satan entailed and if he decided the jig was up.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (brElc)

152 Now if there was one phlegm ball that just wouldn't come up and someone would have to, nevermind, who in their right mind would do it?

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 05, 2016 06:57 PM (pzA2L)

153 Damn. I, just...damn.

Posted by: Whooping cough at September 05, 2016 06:58 PM (UW4Uc)

154 This just means Huma is overdue for her bikini wax.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:58 PM (Pby3z)

155 LOL @ Bill, claiming he's Robin Hood.

He steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and Bill (and Hillary) needed all that Haitian cash a good deal more than the Haitians did.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2016 06:59 PM (6FqZa)

156 Quick, someone sprinkle holy water on her!

Posted by: IC at September 05, 2016 06:59 PM (KTFfX)

157 Can any of you smart internet people figure out the last time she was seen in public wearing something resembling normal human clothing? I am really beginning to think she actually has some kind of life-support shit going on under the tent.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 06:59 PM (Sfs6o)

158 Trump should say, "I'll try not to retch at the thought of you if you try not to hack up a lung at the thought of me, but truth be told, I bear the more difficult burden."

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 05, 2016 06:59 PM (uz/Pv)

159 There goes Oregon Muse borrowing my comparison of Hillary! to Gollum.

Next will she start to sound like Darth Grievous?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 06:59 PM (XNHOq)

160 IS she hyper- or hypo- thyroid?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 06:15 PM (Pby3z)

I think Hypo - but Hyper is Graves Disease which I think makes the Thyroid enlarge?

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at September 05, 2016 06:59 PM (uK0Sp)

161 It's just an old beozar from her early witchcrafting days.

Posted by: Typhoid Hill at September 05, 2016 06:59 PM (V3IFq)

162 Trump has some poll numbers on his Twitter feed ...if true and they hold up, damn.....in a good way.

Posted by: IC at September 05, 2016 07:01 PM (KTFfX)

163 She's got Duping Cough.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 05, 2016 07:01 PM (MNgU2)

164 Oh God she's coughing again?

Crap. And I mean that literally.

Posted by: Hillary's Depends at September 05, 2016 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

165 Can any of you smart internet people figure out the last time she was seen in public wearing something resembling normal human clothing? I am really beginning to think she actually has some kind of life-support shit going on under the tent.
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 06:59 PM (Sfs6o)

I have NEVER seen a rich broad dress like that EVER.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 07:02 PM (Ozsfq)

166 Gee whiz! And Nicole Kidman looked so pretty when she was dying of consumption in "Moulin Rouge!"

Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 07:02 PM (i+OYT)

167 151
Gotta wonder what her deal with Satan entailed and if he decided the jig was up.

Posted by: dagny

Probably involves a restraining order to keep her away from Hell.

Posted by: pep at September 05, 2016 07:02 PM (LAe3v)

168 118 Does The FAB have any cloths that do not make her look like an Empress Dowager?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 06:50 PM (Ozsfq)
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Gutfeld said something like "Zaius wants his tunic back".

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmzUEQxOvA

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 07:02 PM (jR7Wy)

169 *shocked stare*

Posted by: Advanced tuberculosis at September 05, 2016 07:02 PM (UW4Uc)

170
Perhaps a mass mail-in of individual cough drops to Shrillery's campaign headquarters is in order.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 05, 2016 06:52 PM

Covered in pocket lint.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 05, 2016 07:02 PM (IqV8l)

171 This video brings me tears of joy

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 05, 2016 07:02 PM (zZXDy)

172 #157 Early in her term as SoS, she still dressed somewhat normally, but, throughout this campaign she's looked like an animated Rent-A--Center love seat missing a wheel.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 07:02 PM (kXoT0)

173 Gettin' crowded in here.

Posted by: Lung sputum at September 05, 2016 07:03 PM (UW4Uc)

174 I wonder what Tim Kaine thinks,, or is he just getting ready to step in her shoes if something happens?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 07:03 PM (6HqlZ)

175 150 It is extremely hard to treat heavy drinkers when their bodies fail them.

ummm. Thanks?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 05, 2016 07:03 PM (SeD0w)

176 I wonder what Tim Kaine thinks, or is he just getting ready to step in her shoes if something happens?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

His eyebrows are trying to jump up his ass in excitement.

Posted by: Typhoid Hill at September 05, 2016 07:04 PM (V3IFq)

177 Why is everyone piling on Hillary's outfits? She looks amazing.

Posted by: Dr. Evil, Hillary!'s fashion consultant at September 05, 2016 07:04 PM (xhqXI)

178 I have NEVER seen a rich broad dress like that EVER.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 07:02 PM (Ozsfq)

Teresa Heinrich looked awful and she could buy and sell Hillz with the change in her sofas.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 07:04 PM (kXoT0)

179 Probably involves a restraining order to keep her away from Hell.

Heaven doesn't want her and Hell is afraid she'll take over.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 07:04 PM (Pby3z)

180 Dear Lord, this is painful.

HELLO!

This woman is not well. Something possibly critical is going on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 05, 2016 07:04 PM (om6Aw)

181 I wonder what Tim Kaine thinks,, or is he just getting ready to step in her shoes if something happens?

Well that is about the only feminine thing left of Hillary! is her ruby red slippers.... so does that mean Kaine is a bit light in his loafers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 07:05 PM (XNHOq)

182 Perhaps a mass mail-in of individual cough drops to Shrillery's campaign headquarters is in order.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 05, 2016 06:52 PM

Covered in pocket lint.
________________

Yeah, dat cracka claims to have hot sauce in her bag, but what she's really got in dere is cough drops and packets of Splenda that she swipes from cafeterias, just like all dem other typical white grannies.

Posted by: BLM at September 05, 2016 07:05 PM (NnYnv)

183 Consumption did make people prettier, it's said. A lot of gothic chic comes from Victorian-era photographs of thin dead TB victims. (The Victorians were a creepy bunch.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2016 07:05 PM (6FqZa)

184 Remember the old witch that coughed a curse onto the fat guy in that Stephen King story?

U.S. = fat guy

Posted by: Doomed at September 05, 2016 07:05 PM (UW4Uc)

185 Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 06:59 PM (Sfs6o)

Possibly, but I'm guessing it's to hide her ass. Maybe some tubes too, but I'm sure there are seamstresses working over time to create "above the podium" outfits, where that looks sorta normal, until you see that it goes from there into a giant coat-like A line to hide her whole body with matching pants to hide her legs.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:06 PM (brElc)

186 #178 Heinz, I hate autocorrupt.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 07:06 PM (kXoT0)

187 165 I am very rarely serious about anything, but until recently she was wearing regular, hideous mind you, but regular, pantsuits. Now she's transitioned abruptly to these fucking ridiculous shapeless coverings that are made out of what appears to be a thick padded material designed to not 'print' whatever is underneath.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:06 PM (Sfs6o)

188 I am really beginning to think she actually has some kind of life-support shit going on under the tent.

We've zeroed in on your IP address. Please, come quietly. This will be over in a few minutes.

Posted by: Gam-Gam ISS 2.0 Engineering Team, a division of the Clinton Global Health Initiative at September 05, 2016 07:06 PM (SeD0w)

189 The one foolproof method of stopping that cough is a nice, fat injection of curare.

That'll clear that shit up REAL fast.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 05, 2016 07:06 PM (4ErVI)

190 Probably involves a restraining order to keep her away from Hell.

If you were expected to do what they're expecting me to do when she gets here, you'd be worried too.

Posted by: the barbed cock at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (6FqZa)

191 Did any of you see the story about the Phillipine President calling Obama a "son of a whore" in Tagalog?

I am deeply conflicted about this story.
On the one hand Duterte has a point, on the other hand, f him for saying it about any American President.

Posted by: navybrat at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (w7KSn)

192 Her VP guy, whatever the fuck his name is, actually stood up at one point, clearly thinking, "shitshit
shitshitshitshit!"

I 've already asked for the day after election day off at work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (om6Aw)

193 Heinz, I hate autocorrupt.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 07:06 PM (kXoT0)

LOL

I was trying to figure out who the fuck you were talking about.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (Ozsfq)

194 184
Remember the old witch that coughed a curse onto the fat guy in that Stephen King story?

U.S. = fat guy

Posted by: Doomed at September 05, 2016 07:05 PM (UW4Uc)

"Thinner"

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (brElc)

195 Consumption did make people prettier, it's said. A lot of gothic chic
comes from Victorian-era photographs of thin dead TB victims.

Someone, perhaps Poe, wrote a story about a man who was in love with a consumptive. On that topic, what ever happened to the book club?

Posted by: pep at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (LAe3v)

196 What was on that TelePrompTer that caused that shit?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (xInes)

197 Every time I see her, I think 'And then there's Maude!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 07:08 PM (Pby3z)

198 185 Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 06:59 PM (Sfs6o)

Possibly, but I'm guessing it's to hide her ass. Maybe some tubes too, but I'm sure there are seamstresses working over time to create "above the podium" outfits, where that looks sorta normal, until you see that it goes from there into a giant coat-like A line to hide her whole body with matching pants to hide her legs.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:06 PM (brElc)

She's assumed critical pear shape though. It's tough to hide that at all.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 05, 2016 07:08 PM (4ErVI)

199 I sure hope she does not have a tourist class seat on that there fancy plane of hers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 07:08 PM (Ozsfq)

200 101 Her voice sounds horrible.

Horribler?

Posted by: bananaDream at September 05, 2016 07:08 PM (Ag8Mw)

201 Bea Arthur is still more glamorous looking than Hillary!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 07:08 PM (XNHOq)

202 Posted by: navybrat at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (w7KSn)

Meh. Stanley Ann fits the bill. I think he was speaking literally, not just using it as an insult.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:09 PM (brElc)

203 Consumption makes people "pretty" in that it makes the skin of the face translucent. That used to be fashionable, but, not now.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 05, 2016 07:09 PM (kXoT0)

204 194 184
Remember the old witch that coughed a curse onto the fat guy in that Stephen King story?

U.S. = fat guy

Posted by: Doomed at September 05, 2016 07:05 PM (UW4Uc)

"Thinner"
Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (brElc)

A delightful movie I might add.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 05, 2016 07:09 PM (zZXDy)

205 I am deeply conflicted about this story.

On the one hand Duterte has a point, on the other hand, f him for saying it about any American President.

Posted by: navybrat

Yes, but then we're talking about Obama, so we're all good. American president? Nahhhhh.

Posted by: pep at September 05, 2016 07:09 PM (LAe3v)

206 You're insulting the pear, Dick. More of a pyramid.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:10 PM (brElc)

207 We don't think there's anything wrong with her.

**cough cough coughcough cough cough hack hack cough cough cough cough hack**

**lights up another cigarette**

Posted by: Patty and Selma at September 05, 2016 07:10 PM (H9MG5)

208 On the one hand Duterte has a point, on the other hand, f him for saying it about any American President.
Posted by: navybrat

I get it. I really do. It's what makes these past 7 plus years so unbelievably chilling. America has lost a helluva lot of juice thanks to TFG and his cohorts (ie puppetmasters).

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 05, 2016 07:11 PM (om6Aw)

209 She's assumed critical pear shape

You usually have to go to Jupiter to see that much gravitational shaping.

Posted by: pep at September 05, 2016 07:11 PM (LAe3v)

210 197 Every time I see her, I think 'And then there's Maude!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 07:08 PM (Pby3z)

Bea Arthur was funnier and cooler than Hillary could ever hope to be.

Funny though I looked up some clips from the show a few months ago on youtube hoping to see some early Adrienne Barbeau and was surprised to see how they poked a lot of fun at Maude in the scripts for having some pretentious liberal idea. Like how she reflexively stepped in to spout some shit about Florida and assumed she could do it because she's a liberal. Definitely an attack on how they see themselves as these do gooders.

You NEVER see that today outside of maybe South Park.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 05, 2016 07:11 PM (4ErVI)

211 I am deeply conflicted about this story.
On the one hand Duterte has a point, on the other hand, f him for saying it about any American President.
Posted by: navybrat at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (w7KSn)
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Not that our all highest isn't a mewling quim, but I think Duterte's just playing it up to look like a tough guy to his electorate. They still need us to shore up their claims in the South China Sea.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 07:11 PM (jR7Wy)

212 She's assumed critical pear shape though. It's tough to hide that at all.
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She has always been smaller on top, with big hips and legs like tree trunks.

That kind of thing can be hidden to some extent, but the huge jackets she's been wearing lately are just plain weird, and appear to be trying to hide something other than her unfortunate body shape.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 05, 2016 07:11 PM (NnYnv)

213 Baby-eating can be hard on the physical constitution.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2016 07:11 PM (4HySM)

214 She's assumed critical pear shape

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And soon the entire nation will go pear-shaped!

Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 07:12 PM (i+OYT)

215 195

Annabelle Lee?

Posted by: Doomed at September 05, 2016 07:12 PM (UW4Uc)

216 TB or not TB, that is the question. Consumption be done about it? Of corpse! Of corpse!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 05, 2016 07:12 PM (Nwg0u)

217 Nothing on any of the news shows about her coughing fits. Networks were asking her about 'conspiracy theories.'

The debates will be most interesting to see if Hillary can be drugged, zapped, prodded and wired enough to look and sound like a healthy, functional human being for a couple of hours.

A five minute coughing fit during the debates would be AMAZING!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 05, 2016 07:12 PM (hAnzw)

218 The FAB so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 07:12 PM (Ozsfq)

219 The FAB is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 07:12 PM (Ozsfq)

220 If not even her iron will allowed her to keep this under control, she must be sick as a dog. Arf, arf.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 05, 2016 07:13 PM (uz/Pv)

221 She has always been smaller on top, with big hips and legs like tree trunks.

That kind of thing can be hidden to some extent, but the huge jackets she's been wearing lately are just plain weird, and appear to be trying to hide something other than her unfortunate body shape.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

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Her clothes are hiding the jet-pack that she needs for emergency escapes if the press starts asking questions.

Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 07:13 PM (i+OYT)

222 The FAB so fat that when she gets on the scale a card comes out saying one at a time.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 07:13 PM (Ozsfq)

223 215
195

Annabelle Lee?

Posted by: Doomed

Might could be, but I think I'm thinking of a novelist.

Posted by: pep at September 05, 2016 07:13 PM (LAe3v)

224 That kind of thing can be hidden to some extent, but the huge jackets she's been wearing lately are just plain weird, and appear to be trying to hide something other than her unfortunate body shape.

I suspect that its a reverse lampshade, put in place to prevent Hillary from gnawing off any body parts. Like a vet puts on a dog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 05, 2016 07:13 PM (4HySM)

225 Son of a whore is accurate,though he might have thrown in commie to make it even more so.

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2016 07:13 PM (fA75F)

226 I just got the sadz when the Dragon queen chained and locked her two dragons in the catacombs.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 05, 2016 07:13 PM (zZXDy)

227 There was a priest sprinkling Holy Water on Hilary repeating "The power
of Christ compels you!", "The power of Christ compels you!", "The power
of Christ compels you!"...

Posted by: jrg at September 05, 2016 07:13 PM (IyWct)

228 The FAB is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing
Posted by: Nevergiveup

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The last time I saw something that big, it was rolling through a cave after Harrison Ford.

Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 07:14 PM (i+OYT)

229 The FAB is so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 07:14 PM (Ozsfq)

230 Duterte should stick to insulting China. As for those dead Moro jihadis, the proper response to that from us should be "you're welcome". If the MILF and Abu Sayyaf are bad today, what would they be like with a larger fighting-base.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 05, 2016 07:14 PM (6FqZa)

231
She coughed up a Pickle Jar!

That proves she's healthy haters!!!!

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel - Certified Official Propagandist for the DNC at September 05, 2016 07:14 PM (HGtd0)

232 217 I could die a happy man if she had a coughing fit and shit the tent on national TV.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:14 PM (Sfs6o)

233 She getsall her wardrobe from Chairman Mao's tailor

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 07:14 PM (0G2eQ)

234 There was a priest sprinkling Holy Water on Hilary repeating "The power
of Christ compels you!", "The power of Christ compels you!", "The power
of Christ compels you!"...

Posted by: jrg

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This year's election will be the plot for "The Conjuring 3."

Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 07:14 PM (i+OYT)

235 Maybe she has some alien parasite attached under that tent?

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:14 PM (brElc)

236 FAB's so fat, the Death Star went "Whoah!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 07:15 PM (XNHOq)

237 The FAB is so fat that when I hit her with my car she asked why I didn't go around her and I said that I didn't think I had enough gas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 07:15 PM (Ozsfq)

238 The FAB is so fat that the driver has to check load limits on bridges.

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 05, 2016 07:15 PM (pzA2L)

239 *cough* Nood *cough*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 07:15 PM (jR7Wy)

240 She was so ugly that when I bent down to pet her cat it turned out to be the hair on her legs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 07:16 PM (Ozsfq)

241 Saw a set of photos of her on talk shows somewhere that she had pillows propping her up on different talk shows

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 07:16 PM (0G2eQ)

242 I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,
Take it!
Take another little piece of my lung now, baby!
Oh, oh, break it!
Break another little bit of my lung now, darling, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, have a!
Have another little piece of my lung now, baby,
You know you got it if it makes you feel good,
Oh, yes indeed.

- Hillary Does Janis Joplin

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 05, 2016 07:16 PM (Nwg0u)

243 FAB so fat, Brian Dennehy will have to play her in the movie about her first date with Bill.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 05, 2016 07:16 PM (H9MG5)

244 These coughing fits sure happen conveniently when questions start. Sort of like a concussion right before you have to testify before Congress.

Posted by: no good deed at September 05, 2016 07:16 PM (9nt94)

245 Her clothes are hiding the jet-pack that she needs for emergency escapes if the press starts asking questions.
______________

Could be, but I'm more inclined to believe she's hiding some sort of medical device.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 05, 2016 07:16 PM (NnYnv)

246 Funny though I looked up some clips from the show a few months ago on youtube hoping to see some early Adrienne Barbeau and was surprised to see how they poked a lot of fun at Maude in the scripts for having some pretentious liberal idea. Like how she reflexively stepped in to spout some shit about Florida and assumed she could do it because she's a liberal. Definitely an attack on how they see themselves as these do gooders.

I never watched the show but have seen a few lately and I suspect Norman Lear never understood what rotten people he was depicting liberals as.

One episode had her husband buying into a real estate co-op and getting picketed by a black man as a slumlord-- the whole episode was shock over what the lefty neighbors would think.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 07:16 PM (Pby3z)

247 There's also the real possibility that the clothes are to hide co-President Elect Kuato.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 07:17 PM (Pby3z)

248 Put two tree trunks on a weeble and throw a bad piece of shag carpet over it. I could possibly give up my day job.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 05, 2016 07:17 PM (g552U)

249 A five minute coughing fit during the debates would be AMAZING!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 05, 2016 07:12 PM (hAnzw)

Right. So you can be sure that they won't happen. The only thing the DNC will allow will be be some pre-recorded video.

And the MSM will look the other way and pretend it's normal, and is not indicative of any kind of a problem.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 05, 2016 07:17 PM (SmHHS)

250 Posted by: donna at September 05, 2016 06:20 PM (O2RFr)

The plane allows for traveling press. On Twitchy they were joking about that and the slogan "Stronger Together" painted on the plane, to the left of the entrance.

Posted by: gracepc at September 05, 2016 07:18 PM (OU4q6)

251 "And I saw three evil spirits that looked like frogs leap from the mouth of the Dragon..."

Posted by: Revelation 13:16 at September 05, 2016 07:18 PM (yIIdQ)

252 I am deeply conflicted about this story.
On the one hand Duterte has a point, on the other hand, f him for saying it about any American President.

Posted by: navybrat at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (w7KSn)

Obama is a pathetic piece of shit. Period.

Kudos to Duterte.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 05, 2016 07:19 PM (heN73)

253 241 Saw a set of photos of her on talk shows somewhere that she had pillows propping her up on different talk shows
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She's also pretty short, which in the past has been said to be a disadvantage for presidential candidates -- although maybe it doesn't apply to women.

Anyway, she is supposed to be sitting for one of those things with Trump, which seems like a dumb thing for him to agree to.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 05, 2016 07:19 PM (NnYnv)

254 Could be, but I'm more inclined to believe she's hiding some sort of medical device.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 05, 2016 07:16 PM (NnYnv)
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Bingo

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:19 PM (Sfs6o)

255
#dicksoutforloudens

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 05, 2016 07:19 PM (c1VyR)

256 Anyway, she is supposed to be sitting for one of those things with Trump, which seems like a dumb thing for him to agree to.

Right, he should make it as uncomfortable for her as possible. Reduce the bathroom breaks too.

Posted by: no good deed at September 05, 2016 07:20 PM (9nt94)

257 Could be, but I'm more inclined to believe she's hiding some sort of medical device.

A queen-size colostomy bag.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 07:21 PM (Pby3z)

258 Cough Event Timeline
#events = 17 total #coughs = 27

time #coughs-in-the-event
0:05 2
0:15 2
0:20 2
0:31 1
0:37 2
0:42 2
0:50 1
0:59 1
1:07 2
1:19 1
1:23 2
1:26 2
1:47 2
2:01 1
2:15 2
2:30 2
2:53 1

Posted by: melanerpes at September 05, 2016 07:21 PM (UZClb)

259

ludens

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 05, 2016 07:21 PM (c1VyR)

260 Did any of you see the story about the Phillipine President calling Obama a "son of a whore" in Tagalog?

I am deeply conflicted about this story.

On the one hand Duterte has a point, on the other hand, f him for saying it about any American President.
Posted by: navybrat at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (w7KSn)

It's like this, though. Nixon would have ignored it. Carter would have tut-tutted. Reagan would have offered publicly around Subic and other bases that the US was offering to take bids for new digs from other countries. Papa Bush would have sent some lads over with some files. Clinton . . . would have bombed Albania or Montenegro. Bush 42 would have sent someone over to glad-hand him and explain what "fleet repair and refit capability expansion" could look like.

The current guy glares at Putin to make up for being a wimp.

The man who can send an Osprey to deliver a dog and is commander in chief of arguably the greatest military force in the world should be able to stand up to someone calling him a son of a whore.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 07:21 PM (e9hKK)

261 She's in the pocket of Big Sucrets.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 07:22 PM (Pby3z)

262 Awkward, graceless, shrill. I can only speculate that she is so popular because her deficiencies boost the self esteem of her followers. They want a loser.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 05, 2016 07:22 PM (uz/Pv)

263 What's up with this Tim Kaine guy? I never heard of this ahole and now he's running for Veep.

What's his claim to shame?....Why did Granny Consumption pick him?

Looks like a real turd .

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2016 07:23 PM (ej1L0)

264 Duarte also knows Gaylord is history in four months.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 07:23 PM (Pby3z)

265 A queen-size colostomy bag.
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Could also be a catheter bag. Lots of old women have problems with incontinence.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 05, 2016 07:23 PM (NnYnv)

266 What's his claim to shame?....Why did Granny Consumption pick him?
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Because she needs to win Virginia.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 05, 2016 07:23 PM (NnYnv)

267 258 This is nice work. Very nice work.
Anyone else looking at peak event intensity between 1:23 and 1:47?

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:24 PM (Sfs6o)

268 What's his claim to shame?....Why did Granny Consumption pick him?

She was saying she needed her cane, and the campaign staff misunderstood.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 07:24 PM (Pby3z)

269 266 Again, I will report damn few Hillary! signs and I'm in VA-8 which is deep behind enemy lines.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:25 PM (Sfs6o)

270 What's his claim to shame?....Why did Granny Consumption pick him?

Looks like a real turd .
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He's a "devout Catholic" with a 100% rating from Planned Parenthood and NARAL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 05, 2016 07:26 PM (NnYnv)

271 I miscounted. There were 28 coughs.

Posted by: melanerpes at September 05, 2016 07:26 PM (UZClb)

272 269 I am too. There is one on West Braddock and one on North Howard. I haven't seen any in Arlington and I avoid Reston like the plague.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:27 PM (brElc)

273

Lisinopril causes a chronic cough in some people ... but you just switch to Losartan. Works just as good, but no cough.

Lisinopril seems to be the initial prescription for mild cases of high blood pressure.

Hillary is known to have fallen.

What other BP/anti-stroke medications could cause this sort of cough?

I suspect that Hillary is on something much more powerful.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 05, 2016 07:28 PM (FlRtG)

274 Her clothes are hiding the jet-pack that she needs for emergency escapes if the press starts asking questions.
Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 07:13 PM (i+OYT)

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Thati'll complete the image of a Bondian villian.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 05, 2016 07:28 PM (rlfds)

275 I did see a prius with a new Hillary sticker a couple of days ago. I looked to see the driver. It apparently was a corpse, maybe female, definitely dead.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:28 PM (brElc)

276 Thanks ya'll but he looks and acts like a real shitbird....she picked a real loser.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2016 07:29 PM (ej1L0)

277 272 Well howdy neighbor! I was referring to a couple I saw on North Howard this weekend, and that's been it. ZERO signs on my street which is unheard of.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:29 PM (Sfs6o)

278 At this rate, they'll have to wheel her onstage for the debate in a Capt. Christopher Pike type contraption, staring ahead glassy eyed, face frozen into a rictus, one beep for "yes", two for "no".

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 05, 2016 07:29 PM (uz/Pv)

279 I am too. I saw my first "I'm with Her" bumper sticker on I-95 yesterday. More Bernie bumper stickers than anyone else.

Posted by: no good deed at September 05, 2016 07:30 PM (9nt94)

280
FAB, meh.

I've long preferred, and thought much more descriptive, PIAPS...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at September 05, 2016 07:33 PM (4DCSq)

281 279 I drive around the beltway from Fairfax to 395 north usually around 4pm and am really amazed at how little Hillary! luv is out there.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:33 PM (Sfs6o)

282 191 Did any of you see the story about the Phillipine President calling Obama a "son of a whore" in Tagalog?

I am deeply conflicted about this story.
On the one hand Duterte has a point, on the other hand, f him for saying it about any American President.

Posted by: navybrat at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (w7KSn)

++++

If American presidents are going to make it their business to lecture and call to account the leaders of other countries, it is not surprising that they would get this kind of response. If some foreign leader has the sand to expect the leadership of this country to answer to them for our domestic policy, I would hope that we would have the balls to tell that foreign leader to mind his own damn business.

Our president is expected to raise issues that affect America with foreign leaders. Their internal domestic policy is not something we need to be interfering with.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 05, 2016 07:33 PM (R+30W)

283 277 That part of North Howard is "well off black" and has been for decades. They've had surprising little turn over.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:33 PM (brElc)

284 277 None in my neighborhood either, but if the gay guys put one up, I'll have to too. I may put up a "Harambe 2016" if I can find one.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2016 07:35 PM (brElc)

285 Clip from earlier in the day is far better.

It was before her keepers told her to NOT look into the camera.

http://tinyurl.com/jyjd4kv

Play it quarter speed and checkout bad eye flopping around in the socket.
One of these days it's gonna fall right out.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 05, 2016 07:36 PM (P/kVC)

286 If Hillary's campaign were truly brilliant; they'd play this up for all it's worth.

Think about it. Monmouth polling of favorable ratings shows "neither" beats both candidates with a plurality of 35%.
(beating 33% D, 24% R and a puzzling 2% both)
Tap into that sentiment somehow, bring that in with what you've got?
Solid majority... but tricky to manage.

"I'm so sick I might die before even taking office"?
When both candidates are hated and a plurality doesn't WANT either one taking office?
That move is the freaking election on a silver platter.

If her team wakes up and plays this card while she's recovering?
She wins...

Posted by: gekkobear at September 05, 2016 07:37 PM (2iR3c)

287 I figured it out. She's dressing like Dr Zoidberg.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 07:38 PM (e9hKK)

288 The stretch with the house that just had the extensive stone wall and steps built? I live close by - on a side street off N. Jordan.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)

289 Phyllis Schlafly Dies at92

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 05, 2016 07:40 PM (weUkB)

290 Every time she coughed her Depends puffed up a little more. Tim Kaine was gonna help but then he thought, "She's gonna blow!"

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 05, 2016 07:44 PM (QdAXQ)

291 Duterte calling O bummer a son of a whore. Am I wrong that this is that scene in Star Trek where Scotty fights the Klingons for calling the Enterprise a garbage scow. And not for calling Kirk some bad name.

Think I'll wait till he insults America then.

Posted by: The Morigu at September 05, 2016 07:46 PM (Bjy3Q)

292
Phyllis Schlafly Dies at92

That's a big loss for our side.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 05, 2016 07:47 PM (c1VyR)

293 Choking on her own bile.

Posted by: starboardhelm at September 05, 2016 07:48 PM (hOtJL)

294 #3 is the threadwinner.
"The demon is trying to claw its way out"

Hubby recently commented she won't die because Satan doesn't want the haggard queen in Hell.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 05, 2016 07:49 PM (NOIQH)

295
Actor Hugh O'Brian is dead, too. He played Wyatt Earp on the tv series.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 05, 2016 07:49 PM (c1VyR)

296 265 A queen-size colostomy bag.
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Could also be a catheter bag. Lots of old women have problems with incontinence.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

After she saw the blood bag scenes in ury Road, Hillary decided to hook a hose up to someone who travels with her constantly to act as a human colostomy bag. She was going to use Kaine but he was already full, and Bill already had enough of her sh!t years ago.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 05, 2016 07:49 PM (QdAXQ)

297 Nood Schlafly

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 05, 2016 07:51 PM (YLidQ)

298 >> She was going to use Kaine but he was already full, and Bill already had enough of her sh!t years ago.

She'll just start levitating like Baron Harkonnen......

Posted by: Lizzy at September 05, 2016 07:51 PM (NOIQH)

299 She is contagious. Everyone around her comes down with corrupto-cough.

Posted by: starboardhelm at September 05, 2016 07:51 PM (hOtJL)

300
191 Did any of you see the story about the Phillipine President calling Obama a "son of a whore" in Tagalog?

Some bimbo on CNN was blaming the remarks on the Trump effect

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 05, 2016 07:52 PM (PtOP4)

301 300
191 Did any of you see the story about the Phillipine President calling Obama a "son of a whore" in Tagalog?

Some bimbo on CNN was blaming the remarks on the Trump effect

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

"Son" was a bit of a stretch.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 05, 2016 07:55 PM (QdAXQ)

302 >>>None in my neighborhood either, but if the gay guys put one up, I'll have to too.

They fully deserve all the militant muslims Hillary will import, if she wins.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 05, 2016 07:55 PM (uz/Pv)

303 Man, that was some good weed!

Posted by: rc at September 05, 2016 07:55 PM (aUCH1)

304 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2016 07:23 PM (ej1L0)

This could be 100% off. But recall something to the effect that he stepped aside Chair of DNC to allow DWS the position and this is his reward.

Posted by: gracepc at September 05, 2016 08:00 PM (OU4q6)

305 They fully deserve all the militant muslims Hillary will import, if she wins.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 05, 2016 07:55 PM (uz/Pv)

I have been waiting a long time for the LGBTQ pride demonstration outside a mosque on Friday. Or for the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to hold a "Hunky Mohammed" contest. Or for a transgressive artist to make a Mohammed out of camel dung, or a "Piss Mohammed" photograph. I would even go for an Orlando solidarity impromptu memorial outside a mosque. You know it'll never happen.
If the revolution ever does win, I look forward to the War of the Fellow Travelers. My money's on the suicide bombers.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 05, 2016 08:12 PM (BVCdJ)

306 TD Ole Miss.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at September 05, 2016 08:12 PM (rwI+c)

307 She was hacking up lung chunks. She definitely has Parkinson's or myasthenia gravis. She should be in a hospice near a graveyard.

Posted by: Excelsior at September 05, 2016 08:21 PM (CG+Mw)

308 295
Actor Hugh O'Brian is dead, too. He played Wyatt Earp on the tv series.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's

Aw dang. I caught a bunch of his shows this past year. It's a fun show. Much better than that Roy Rogers/Mickey Mouse Club shit.

Posted by: Corona at September 05, 2016 08:26 PM (ragzU)

309 Perhaps she inhaled that Martini just before the speech.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 05, 2016 08:34 PM (4+VII)

310 134 it won't be recordings. It will be transmissions from the Big Giant, er, Head...Yeah, Head...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 05, 2016 08:40 PM (n3xLS)

311 Maybe it's all for the best. If she collapses and disintegrates right before the election, the Dems won't have enough time to field another candidate.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 05, 2016 08:41 PM (uz/Pv)

312 311 Lautenberg Rule. Dems ALWAYS have time.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 05, 2016 08:44 PM (n3xLS)

313 I never thought I'd be saying this, but I think even Satan doesn't want her.

Posted by: Corona at September 05, 2016 08:45 PM (ragzU)

314 Next speech will be from an Ironlung

Posted by: Wong at September 05, 2016 08:47 PM (QSjBG)

315 She can't even open a water bottle. They have to pour her water for her.

Posted by: CTR at September 05, 2016 08:53 PM (7wyDO)

316 Eh, pretty sure she's wearing body armor under those tents.

Her coughing fit and weird voice were just like the things that happen when some liquid (even spit) goes down the wrong pipe. It happens to me sometimes, most often when I'm having lunch and talking with talking with people I don't know well.

it's kinda weird to have that happen so often during speeches though. I'm guessing that some condition pre-disposes her to that happening.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at September 05, 2016 08:56 PM (ozZau)

317 Pepe caught in tha thoat

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 05, 2016 08:58 PM (GdFQh)

318 This what happens when the goua'ld can't keep the host alive much longer.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 05, 2016 09:03 PM (ZuGkg)

319 You know Marco Rubio once drank a glass of water!
And Nixon used to sweat!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Without a trace of irony at September 05, 2016 09:09 PM (3Rr8K)

320 135
Plus it was really hot today. Why is she wearing clothes like that?! She must be roasting, unfortunately not on a spit.
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Lots of older people are on medication. I think it's the blood pressure meds that make you cold all the time. That's why you see older people walking around in the summer with long sleeve shirts on and sweaters.

/but yeah, she's totes healthy. TOTES.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 05, 2016 09:10 PM (tvyXw)

321 Florida State is looking very ACC.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at September 05, 2016 09:10 PM (rwI+c)

322 Next speech will be from an Ironlung

*beep*

Posted by: Christopher Pike at September 05, 2016 09:11 PM (rwI+c)

323 I am deeply conflicted about this story.
On the one hand Duterte has a point, on the other hand, f him for saying it about any American President.

Posted by: navybrat at September 05, 2016 07:07 PM (w7KSn)

Heh. Some Chinese government bigwig called Canada's PM Justin Trudeau a "little potato". I laughed. Because it's true.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2016 09:13 PM (oqkO3)

324 320. Yep, had mom visiting us today. 89 degrees and she was in long pants and long sleeves. Didn't have our air on. Of course she's 92, not the spry 60 something that Hillary is.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 05, 2016 09:14 PM (Pby3z)

325 Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 05, 2016 09:10 PM (tvyXw)

Friend of mine had a mild heart attack and was on blood thinners for a year and he said he was always cold. He'd be wearing a light jacket over a long sleeve shirt when I was wearing a tee shirt.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 05, 2016 09:17 PM (wCEn4)

326 Is it too evil to hope she has one of those fits during the debates? Trump could then be a gentleman and offer to answer for her.

Posted by: Tuna at September 05, 2016 09:18 PM (JSovD)

327 If she only had 200-300 people in Cleveland, she should worry.

Posted by: Peggy at September 05, 2016 09:22 PM (HBU7W)

328 >>>Baby-eating can be hard on the physical constitution.<<<

She got the short end of the wishbone lodged in her esophagus.

Posted by: Fritz at September 05, 2016 09:23 PM (HVQlX)

329 " I am deeply conflicted about this story.
On the one hand Duterte has a point, on the other hand, f him for saying it about any American President."

Not me. The idiots that elected him get to share in the humiliation. I'm so far gone I've quit caring whether other leaders insult him or not. He's humiliated his own country so many times why should we care one way or another?

Posted by: Tuna at September 05, 2016 09:25 PM (JSovD)

330 Quick... Let's elect this fat ass bitch so she can die in office and then fuckstain Kaine becomes the POTUS !!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 05, 2016 09:33 PM (0mhga)

331 Well, I thought I posted a note, but can't find it...creeping senility I guess. What I said was I read a doctor's post yesterday in which he listed all the symptomology of Parkinson's. Fits her! He said she is so hell bent to win she and all her party will sacrifice the country to do it!

Posted by: AnnaS at September 05, 2016 10:06 PM (P+I7L)

332 Did she Marcia FUDGE and SHI*-LEY Brown?

Sounds like she is choking this election away like she did in 2008.

Posted by: Rgallegos at September 05, 2016 10:08 PM (59GQk)

333 "every time I think of Trump, I get allergic"

Cute, but that's obviously a *prepared* one-liner.

Which means someone sat down and coached her to play off her coughing fits.

Which means its been a known problem inside the Hillary campaign and they are keeping something about her health hidden from us.

Posted by: Fen at September 05, 2016 10:16 PM (124eX)

334 "Look mom, teacher told me every time Hillary coughs a demon gets it wings."

Posted by: Garbone at September 05, 2016 10:19 PM (9dH/8)

335 1) Hillary actually seems more human when she is weak like this.

2) However, who wants the President who represents us in the world to sound weak and infirm and old?

Posted by: Captain Oblivous at September 05, 2016 11:12 PM (VQ+9Y)

336 >>>97 I'm pretty sure I saw some fire and salamanders come out of her mouth!
Posted by: RKae at September 05, 2016 06:44 PM (i+OYT)

Jeez, that was funny and kinda outta nowhere.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2016 12:56 AM (gfJWV)

337 >>>105 I haven't heard a cough like that since I was being overcome by smoke inhilation.
Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens at September 05, 2016 06:47 PM (H9MG5)

Whoa. Everybody's on a roll, here.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2016 12:57 AM (gfJWV)

338 Some think it's Parkinsons Disease. Seems to fit.

Posted by: EastTexasFatboy at September 06, 2016 07:22 AM (GHHRC)

339 I send her fashion tips through Eleanor Roosevelt.

Posted by: Chairman Mao at September 06, 2016 07:48 AM (11H2y)

340 I noticed Cough Drop Boy Kaine had a lozenge ready to hand for Madame Hillary. Pre-warmed for her by his testicles.

Posted by: jbspry at September 06, 2016 10:27 AM (Tcn31)

341 Huma definitely needs to get a less powerful douche for the remainder of this campaign.

Posted by: jbspry at September 06, 2016 10:28 AM (Tcn31)

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