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Monday Morning News Dump (9/5/16) [Mis. Hum.]

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You don't need no stinking news. You need an Open Thread. Carry on Morons. Play nice.

Your regularly scheduled news dump will return tomorrow. Same Ace channel, same Ace time. Give or take a few minutes.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:04 AM




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1 No dumps? That mean we have to stay FOS now?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

2 Morons, should I repost those links from the ONT?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:05 AM (mpXpK)

3 Labor is for little people.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 05, 2016 08:05 AM (97XyN)

4 Um, yeah, I have the day off, mkay?

Posted by: The Barrel at September 05, 2016 08:06 AM (gTQoY)

5 Actually gaveup on this for a chess game,
Enjoy your holiday thanks to some Union socialists from the 1890's
Good morning again horde

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:08 AM (0G2eQ)

6 Morning all

Cats fed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:08 AM (Ozsfq)

7 Yes Vic, please do. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 05, 2016 08:08 AM (/pOl7)

8 Labor Day Parade downtown today, I'm sure lots of SEIU members and $15 hour signs and thats about it....food trucks, lots of non-union food trucks.

Posted by: Colin at September 05, 2016 08:09 AM (hIWCG)

9 G'morning, good people.
I notice that Carol stopped by on the ONT - if she's still here, Hi, Carol. Been a while. It's nice to see you. Hope you're doing well.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 05, 2016 08:09 AM (vXUHK)

10 Can we figure out what it is on the home page that is bogging everyone down?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:09 AM (ptqRm)

11 Good morning. This thread is helping me wake up just enough to stumble into town for Swedish pancakes. So talk already.


Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 05, 2016 08:10 AM (bpfzP)

12 (C)linton Cosa Nostra need to worry about us.

Posted by: RICO & Treason Statutes at September 05, 2016 08:10 AM (QFpXi)

13 Well today want to work on my hobby a bit, making chile ( with beans purists) soon and a indoor picnic this afternoon.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:10 AM (0G2eQ)

14 Can we figure out what it is on the home page that is bogging everyone down?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:09 AM (ptqRm)
============================================

I think it might possibly be an ONT thread from a couple of nights ago that contained a lot of YouTube music links. That's my guess anyway.

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 05, 2016 08:11 AM (bpfzP)

15 I have been getting the slow to load, noticed it yesterday and was thinking it was my tablet

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:12 AM (0G2eQ)

16 Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, September 05, 2016 and commie day. ON this day in 1891 Carnegie Hall (called The Music Hall at the time) first opened in New York City. Its first public performance included Tchaikovsky as the guest conductor.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

17 I watched the Texas ND game lat night...who the fuck invented this new College Overtime rule? It's for pussies and communists!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (Ozsfq)

18 Amazon is pushing a trade-in offer on Kindles so I thought I'd play along and see what they were offering for the (completely functional) Kindle I purchased five years ago for about $160.

They're offering $5. Jerks.

Posted by: Dr Alice at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (nItR4)

19 Turkey and Syrian rebels have driven ISIS from Syrian border.


http://fxn.ws/2cgJN5Y

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

20 Damn sock...

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (I4tfG)

21 New York officials screw up the emergency alert system and evacuate a portion of NY for the nothingburger Hermine.


http://fxn.ws/2bN8kNo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

22 Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, September 05, 2016 and commie day. ON this day in 1891 Carnegie Hall (called The Music Hall at the time) first opened in New York City. Its first public performance included Tchaikovsky as the guest conductor.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

He opened for The Grateful Dead right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (Ozsfq)

23 The current map for Hermine shows warnings for Long Island but it is not within the cone of elevated wind and the tracks shows is missing Long Island altogether. Hermine is essentially over.


http://bit.ly/2c1LeWi

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

24 Merkel's drop in the polls has now made it to actual voting.


http://fxn.ws/2bMXGLs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:14 AM (mpXpK)

25 Another foreign policy win in Syria for the team of horse face and choom.


http://fxn.ws/2cA2m8Z

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:14 AM (mpXpK)

26 Turkey and Syrian rebels have driven ISIS from Syrian border.


http://fxn.ws/2cgJN5Y

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

And killed Kurds, but mostly killed Kurds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:14 AM (Ozsfq)

27 13 Well today want to work on my hobby a bit, making chile ( with beans purists) soon and a indoor picnic this afternoon.
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:10 AM (0G2eQ)
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Dude - first you hate on dark chocolate, and now beans in chili? Just don't know who you are anymore, bro.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:15 AM (Sfs6o)

28 Looks like Scankles threw Cheryl Mills under the bus as the "patsy" for the FBI in her cover-up.


http://nyp.st/2cb54Q7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:15 AM (mpXpK)

29 While the corrupt DHS agency is considering taking over the elections they themselves have been hacked.



http://bit.ly/2cgJjgm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:15 AM (mpXpK)

30 CNN had first demanded that Dr Drew withdraw his comments about Scankles' bad health. He refused and that is why they fired him.


http://bit.ly/2cdsV1D

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:16 AM (mpXpK)

31 Cats fed

Posted by: Nevergiveup
________

Aw, crap. I knew I forgot something.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 05, 2016 08:16 AM (lh7g2)

32 O'Choom tells British official that they will be going to the back of the bus for trade deals due to Brexit. He has only a few months left and when Trump enters the office Obama's name will have no more power than the vomit in the back alleys from winos in DC.


http://bit.ly/2c0K37F

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:16 AM (mpXpK)

33 Too bad Hermine did not get stuck over the Capitol building to rain for days and days on the Unity Party hacks that infest it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:16 AM (XNHOq)

34 U.S. soccer star Megan Rapinoe knelt during the national anthem Sunday night before the Seattle Reigns match against the Chicago Red Stars in a little nod to San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.


Well I used to like her, but Fuck her now also...I hate left wingers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:16 AM (Ozsfq)

35 TX Supreme Court justice applies some common sense to this same sex marriage crap.


http://bit.ly/2cdsYe0

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:16 AM (mpXpK)

36 Piss Wallace demonstrates his hate for Republicans and further affirms why I quit watching FNS after 1 episode.


http://bit.ly/2cc4xO1

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:16 AM (mpXpK)

37 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1qd89lF


That's it for today folks. Gee, and we thought yesterday was a slow day. I suspect tomorrow will be even worse.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:16 AM (mpXpK)

38 CNN; (opinion) Demeaning and scapegoating Latinos is the equivalent of demeaning black people, Jackson could have told Trump. Instead, Jackson allowed himself to become just the latest dupe in Trump's phony black outreach. Trump's efforts to court blacks didn't begin until he fell way behind in the polls and have included ugly, false statements about the state of black America that he felt comfortable spouting before adoring mostly white crowds but couldn't muster the courage to say in front of black people.

As expected....

Posted by: Colin at September 05, 2016 08:17 AM (hIWCG)

39 10 Can we figure out what it is on the home page that is bogging everyone down?

I can no longer use my tablet for this site. It crashes each and every time I try to load. The laptop Windows machine works but very, very slowly. I hope someone can get to the bottom of it.

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 05, 2016 08:17 AM (/pOl7)

40 Biggest thing I gathered from a few places is the FBI asked more softball questions to Hillary than my cats would have asked. And besides she had 4 lawyers and a super secret identity lawyer.
We are screwed you all know if Hillary wins.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:17 AM (0G2eQ)

41 CNN much prefers to keep access to Hillary! just like they did with Saddam than report even an iota of truth. CNN delenda est!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:17 AM (XNHOq)

42 I, for one, welcome our new Choom-endorsed Turkish overlords.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 05, 2016 08:17 AM (97XyN)

43 -------------
Dude - first you hate on dark chocolate, and now beans in chili? Just don't know who you are anymore, bro.
Posted by: Weasel
------------------------
I'm going to wait for his take on Mayo choices & an opinion on ketchup on hotdogs before I judge him too harshly. So far, Iike the guy...

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 08:18 AM (I4tfG)

44 Denver Broncos offensive lineman Russell Okung has an interesting take on the Kaepernick kerfluffle. I think he gets a couple things wrong re: context regarding the '68 Olympics, but toward the end makes an interesting recommendation to his fellow players. Sounds like he is channeling his efforts in a more positive way.


http://tinyurl.com/jxanf26

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 05, 2016 08:18 AM (mvenn)

45 AoS has been taking too long to load - it's worse than NR Online and tends to jam up the computer. It is becoming unreadable.

Posted by: Iimpatient at September 05, 2016 08:18 AM (CuIqx)

46 'Both an Apple laptop and a thumb drive containing a 2013 archive of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's emails was lost after being put in the mail and never provided to the FBI according to the agency's documentation of it's sham investigation into Clinton's mishandling of classified information.'

From Breitbart. Slightly modified or accuracy.

Posted by: freaked at September 05, 2016 08:19 AM (BO/km)

47 It just dawned on me that's dumping. The other place I go I would message the editor to have it struck from the record.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:19 AM (0G2eQ)

48
Hill-a-ry, come out and pla-ay!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 05, 2016 08:19 AM (fOgSR)

49 If someone could go back to that ONT from a few nights ago - the ones with all the music videos - and delete them, I think the site might load better. Again, just my guess.


Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 05, 2016 08:20 AM (bpfzP)

50 The Barrell,
Yes, I'm still here. iPad was going off with alerts, but there's no rain expected & alerts are for southern parts of state.

We're supposed to have the rain tomorrow.
how are you?

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 08:20 AM (sj3Ax)

51 >>I think it might possibly be an ONT thread from a couple of nights ago that contained a lot of YouTube music links.

That's when people starting posting about problems.

But do videos below the fold actually get loaded every time? I don't know.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 05, 2016 08:20 AM (gTQoY)

52 Hi grammie. Vic is reposting the VNN, Carol did a drive by, it's still dark where I am and I'm canning. Enjoy breakfast.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 08:20 AM (mvFsG)

53 Krebs:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hn36ejp

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:20 AM (XNHOq)

54
I, for one, welcome our new Choom-endorsed Turkish overlords.

I'd say you get used to it, but I haven't yet...

Guten Morgen. It's just a normal workday here; Germans don't try to hide their salute to Marx by doing it on a random Monday like Americans do. *snort*

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at September 05, 2016 08:20 AM (LbF4d)

55 For those with page loading issues, try disabling Javascript.
That should fix the problem (but you won't see embedded videos).

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 08:20 AM (I4tfG)

56 Very cool Labor Day Monday cover comparison for y'all.......Enjoy.
(I prefer the original when you read Mr. Neil's somewhat sad obscurity)


http://tinyurl.com/gtwfj3j


http://tinyurl.com/cpzqxfe

Posted by: Smitteh at September 05, 2016 08:20 AM (g9d8D)

57 Dear Lord, CNN and the rest of the media must have some kind of Liars Academy like Burger U to get such concentrated ideology-driven mendacity so consistently.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 05, 2016 08:21 AM (Z8DIA)

58 Oh yes ketchup on hotdogs too, I am a bit of a non-comformest.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:21 AM (0G2eQ)

59 Carol, yes, I did see your response and reported back to people here!

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 05, 2016 08:21 AM (gTQoY)

60 To Everyone Experiencing Slow AoS Page Loads:

Try turning OFF JavaScript - it seems to restore site functionality on my iPad.

Settings > Safari > Advanced > JavaScript enable (deselect)

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:21 AM (Sfs6o)

61 Amazingly, on the iPhone, with the Safari (Or whatever the iPhone natively uses) the homepage loads blindingly fast.

On the Mac, with Adblockplus, and Ghostery, it is barely loadable.
Since around yesterday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:22 AM (ptqRm)

62 Watching HBO program on unhappy pro athletes upon retirement. Like Brett Favre. Somehow, I'm not sympathetic.

Posted by: Smilin' Jack at September 05, 2016 08:22 AM (UGjBj)

63 Guten morgen frau HR, vas ist?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:22 AM (XNHOq)

64 Enjoy breakfast.


Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 08:20 AM (mvFsG)
============================================

Oh I will. They have lingonberries.

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 05, 2016 08:22 AM (bpfzP)

65 For accuracy not or.

If I turn off JavaScript on this cheap android tablet everything loads pretty fast and I get no ads or embedded video.

Posted by: freaked at September 05, 2016 08:22 AM (BO/km)

66 Guten Morgen! HR, I've been off Twitter and missing peeps like you who I'd see there.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 05, 2016 08:23 AM (gTQoY)

67 Mine WAS loading OK but I wanted to enable that Utube video to see what it was and now because of those other utube videos it is slow. So that is the culprit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:23 AM (mpXpK)

68
Spot the historical error in the following:

Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.) compared Donald Trump to Richard Nixon on Sunday, saying the Republican presidential nominee's call to Russia to hack Hillary Clinton's emails is on par with the Watergate break-in.

"A president was impeached and had to resign over an attack on the DNC during the presidential election in 1972. This is serious business," Kaine, the Democratic vice presidential nominee, said on ABC's "This Week".

Hint

http://watergate.info/impeachment

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 05, 2016 08:23 AM (kdS6q)

69 Hi HR. Miss you around here. Are you still quilting?

Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 05, 2016 08:24 AM (bpfzP)

70 Dark chocolate - no, that's chick chocolate

Chili with beans - yes, otherwise its sauce for hotdogs duh

Ketchup and mayo and mustard on hot dogs- yes, end of argument

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 05, 2016 08:24 AM (wUynK)

71 So it was Anna that started me humming Panzerlied

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:24 AM (0G2eQ)

72
62 Watching HBO program on unhappy pro athletes upon retirement. Like Brett Favre. Somehow, I'm not sympathetic.


Does no one take Brett's junk calls anymore? Too bad...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 05, 2016 08:24 AM (fOgSR)

73 Kaine has been reading Hillary!'s version of the Watergate investigation... the version that got her kicked off the team.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:24 AM (XNHOq)

74 I thought it was my iPad that was slow.

Thank you, Vic, VIA, Hrothgar, Mama AJ. I'm good.

Where's J. J. Sefton?

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 08:25 AM (sj3Ax)

75 Two people were shot to death and three others wounded early Monday at the bustling JOuvert carnival celebrating Caribbean culture in Brooklyn sparking pandemonium hours before the citys annual West Indian Day Parade.

At least five people were shot and one person was stabbed despite a heavy police presence to ensure safety during the raucous event, which has been routinely marred by violence.

Last year, an aide to Gov. Andrew Cuomo was killed by a stray bullet.

Yeah people always get shot during the Israel Day Parade?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:25 AM (Ozsfq)

76 HR in the house!
That is nice to see.
Guten tag, ma'am.

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 08:25 AM (I4tfG)

77
Compare/Contrast:

Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) said Sunday that he still cannot vote for Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. "as of now, I would not vote for Donald Trump," he said on CNN. "You can always write someone in," he said.


Jeff Flake

Trying to count the ways I hate @timkaine. Drawing a blank. Congrats to a good man and a good friend.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 05, 2016 08:25 AM (kdS6q)

78 58 I'm a ketchup (catsup) AND mustard guy on hotdogs. If I'm feeling sporty, I even enjoy a little pickle relish, although I generally don't bother with it.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:25 AM (Sfs6o)

79 Skip, nein nein nein! Now go study the RLM 74/75/76 day fighter scheme schnell!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:25 AM (XNHOq)

80 >>> Trump's phony black outreach.

Just waiting for Hillary's(!) phony black outreach, with genuine accent.

Posted by: fluffy at September 05, 2016 08:26 AM (eiFlk)

81 I'm a ketchup (catsup) AND mustard guy on hotdogs. If I'm feeling sporty, I even enjoy a little pickle relish, although I generally don't bother with it.
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:25 AM (Sfs6o)

???? Jesus where are you from?

Mustard and Sauerkraut for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:26 AM (Ozsfq)

82 *waves to Carol*

I think Sefton is on vacation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:26 AM (XNHOq)

83 J.J. was last seen in Japan, hai?

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 05, 2016 08:27 AM (gTQoY)

84 Guten morgen frau HR, vas ist?

Cat is sick, otherwise everything seems OK. It's Volksfest this week (like a mini-Oktoberfest, with the two local beer producers and no tourists). Been twice already Can't take backpacks into the fest grounds for security purposes, but all my explosives will fit under a chador so no worries there.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at September 05, 2016 08:27 AM (LbF4d)

85 Use to hate mayo, but eat it now on sammies sometimes if there is lettuce and tomatoes

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:28 AM (0G2eQ)

86 Yep. Mises published an article the other day that claimed Nixon had been impeached.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 08:28 AM (iLoHX)

87
My sister, with whom Mrs. Krebs and I, along with my BiL, attended the 2009 March on Washington against BammyCare, is visiting here for a few days.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 05, 2016 08:29 AM (fOgSR)

88 Colon and everyother athlete needs get get down on one knee and thank God they get paid to play a children's game for cash and not have to work a real job in the real world instead of protesting fantasy problems which they have no connection with anyways.

Wherever the 49ers play this year the opposing fans should throw diapers onto the field. Preferably full ones and adult sized too.

Big whiney baby Colon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2016 08:29 AM (ej1L0)

89 Hi Anna, how are you?

I haven't been here for 2-3 months & there isn't Sefton's countdown.

Did everyone see NY Post report on how The JEF was treated in China? I loved it!

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 08:29 AM (sj3Ax)

90 Now I want a hotdog.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:29 AM (Sfs6o)

91 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:26 AM (Ozsfq)

*Fist bump*

Good morning everyone! Whats the plan for the day? Gonna ride the scooter and burn some barnyard animals here.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 05, 2016 08:29 AM (1qrFE)

92
???? Jesus where are from?

Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------------
Obviously Mars. Or maybe NoVa - almost the same thing.
(Mustard, onions chilli, occasionally kraut)

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 08:30 AM (I4tfG)

93 Sauerkraut is fantastic on hotdogs, if I make chile dogs I do it like the gun club in England with a large bowl two hotdogs in their buns and the chile poured on top so you eat it with a fork.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:30 AM (0G2eQ)

94 "I think Sefton is on vacation."

He posted yesterday that he was back from Japan, and had a wonderful experience.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:30 AM (ptqRm)

95 Hey hey, Mama AJ and Chi!


The IKEA "hot dog party" comes with ketchup, so if anyone gives you grief about putting it on your dog you can just tell them it's European. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at September 05, 2016 08:30 AM (LbF4d)

96 I hope your cat gets to feeling better soon. Volksfest? Sounds like fun.

Something not to think about on a Monday: sauerkraut + chador, will the chador contain any noxious emissions?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:31 AM (XNHOq)

97 JJ is around usually, maybe traveling today.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:31 AM (0G2eQ)

98
Spot the consumer purchase error in the following:

Toronto electric car owner, in home without a garage or driveway, can't charge car.

http://tinyurl.com/hl8qe5g


Canadians :shrugs:

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 05, 2016 08:31 AM (kdS6q)

99 For *HILLARY*CLINTON'S* running mate to accuse someone of hgih crimes and misdemeanors pushes irony past all reasonable definitions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 08:31 AM (iLoHX)

100
Just waiting for Hillary's(!) phony black outreach, with genuine accent.


The "I carry hot sauce in my purse" hasn't enough oomph to carry her electro-mechanically-assisted carcass over the finish line?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 05, 2016 08:31 AM (fOgSR)

101 >>A president was impeached and had to resign over an attack on the DNC during the presidential election in 1972.

And I bet all those MFM hacks quickly reminded him that Nixon resigned but it was Bill CLINTON who had been impeached, right?

CLINTON, Tim.

Do we have tape we can roll??

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 05, 2016 08:33 AM (gTQoY)

102 Wow, it is the end of the world. Carol and HR?

*thud*

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 08:33 AM (mvFsG)

103 Glad to see you Carol. Yeah Gaylord should get used to being truly ignored and occasionally publicly abused by other governments now his second term is almost up. To paraphrase a NORK puppet dictator - "Gayrold you are useress!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:33 AM (XNHOq)

104
Alpha-Geek cred:

Decoding Rediscovered Rope Memory From the Apollo Guidance Computer

"The next step was x-raying the rope memory modules to see how they were assembled."

http://tinyurl.com/hy87of3

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 05, 2016 08:34 AM (kdS6q)

105 Something not to think about on a Monday: sauerkraut + chador

Sauerkraut is more of a northern thing, don't see a lot of it around here. Although someone did try to put it on my pulled-pork sammich last Friday.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at September 05, 2016 08:34 AM (LbF4d)

106 15" I have been getting the slow to load, noticed it yesterday and was thinking it was my tablet"

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:12 AM (0G2eQ)


I had a new wireless router installed on Saturday because I thought it was my equipment screwing up.

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: jwest at September 05, 2016 08:35 AM (Zs4uk)

107 Are Ikea hotdogs made from horses?

*admission: I have never stepped foot in an Ikea.

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 08:37 AM (I4tfG)

108 During the Gettysburg campaign southerners searched out farms in Pennsylvania for barrels of sauerkraut

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:37 AM (0G2eQ)

109 Do you want to jam chopsticks through your ear drums?

Sure you do!

Take a listen to this SJWeenie whining to a Lyft driver about the hula doll on his dashboard-

https://pjmedia.com/trending/2016/09/02/sjw-

harasses-lyft-driver-over-his-hula-doll-gets-left-on-

side-of-road/

(remove extra spaces)


File this under hilariously sad.

The funniest thing about this is how clever and snarky she thinks she is as she stumbles through her humorless "no to low" thought talking points like a retarded trained monkey.

Her smarmy delivery oozes with the assumption that she is soooooo much better than this Lyft driver.

Ugh.

How can any thinking being be around this person?

Her cat probably hates her.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2016 08:38 AM (HGtd0)

110 Hotdogs are made from stolen dogs silly.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:38 AM (0G2eQ)

111 http://tinyurl.com/j8fpybs

Here's link from NY Post.
It's a must read site to me.

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 08:38 AM (sj3Ax)

112 "Hotdogs are made from stolen dogs silly."

27% mechanically separated unicorn meat and by-products.

At least the good ones are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:40 AM (ptqRm)

113
I'm a ketchup (catsup) AND mustard guy on hotdogs. If I'm feeling
sporty, I even enjoy a little pickle relish, although I generally don't
bother with it.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:25 AM (Sfs6o)



???? Jesus where are you from?



Mustard and Sauerkraut for me





Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:26 AM (Ozsfq)


I stand in solidarity with Weasel. Well for some values of standing. Too much effort on an early Labor Day morning.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2016 08:40 AM (JO9+V)

114
The funniest thing about this is how clever and snarky she thinks she is as she stumbles through her humorless "no to low" thought talking points like a retarded trained monkey.


"You're going to be on Gawker!"

Bankrupt and out of business, you whining scrunt. Now get out of my car!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 05, 2016 08:41 AM (fOgSR)

115 HR,
How are you?

Infidel,
It's just a chance, I missed you good people, I'm up & it's not garden weather & decided to come here. How are you?

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 08:42 AM (sj3Ax)

116 A Huma Abedin versus Anthony Weiner divorce has all the makings to become the custody battle of the century, experts say -- and could even involve child welfare investigators.

Posted by: undocumented child welfare investigator at September 05, 2016 08:42 AM (e8kgV)

117 Posted by: grammie winger lives in two houses at September 05, 2016 08:11 AM (bpfzP)

It isn't the video-heavy ONT.....

Not sure what is going on, but I just contacted Pixy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2016 08:43 AM (Zu3d9)

118 92
???? Jesus where are from?

Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------------
Obviously Mars. Or maybe NoVa - almost the same thing.
(Mustard, onions chilli, occasionally kraut)
Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 08:30 AM (I4tfG)
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HA! Although NoVA is definitely more on the Uranus spectrum. I could tear up a chili dog right now. With raw onions. And in the case of chili dogs, beans are permitted in the chili - so loophole for Skip!

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:43 AM (Sfs6o)

119 74
I thought it was my iPad that was slow.



Thank you, Vic, VIA, Hrothgar, Mama AJ. I'm good.



Where's J. J. Sefton?

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 08:25 AM (sj3Ax)

probably be in later

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:44 AM (mpXpK)

120 Mustard and Sauerkraut for me


Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:26 AM (Ozsfq)

Chopped onion to replace to sauerkraut is perfectly acceptable.

But that's it.

Anything else is an abomination.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2016 08:44 AM (Zu3d9)

121 Anna is leaving Fox and Legs

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:45 AM (0G2eQ)

122 "And in the case of chili dogs, beans are permitted in the chili "


Suh.......have you no honor?


To defile a chili dog by allowing beans in the chili is a sin against man.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:45 AM (ptqRm)

123 113 Thanks Count. If the shit ever goes down, I've got your back.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:45 AM (Sfs6o)

124 President Barack Obama says San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is exercising his constitutional right not to stand for the national anthem.

Obama made his comment during a news conference Monday in Hangzhou, China, where he is attending a meeting of Group of 20 countries.

Kaepernick has said he is refusing to stand during the national anthem to bring attention to what he sees are failings in the United States treatment of racial minorities.

The president said he has no doubt that Kaepernick is sincere and cares about some real, legitimate issues.

Obama said he hasnt paid close attention to the matter, but he added that Kaepernick has generated more national conversation about issues that need to be talked about.

This Fuck is again bashing America overseas and is of course totally wrong. What a fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:45 AM (Ozsfq)

125 I havd no doubt Anthony has no shot at anything and that is if Hillary doesn't disappear him.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:46 AM (0G2eQ)

126 Jeff Flake is a RINO turd.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:46 AM (mpXpK)

127 Vic,
How are you?
Besides being tired & wanting a nap?

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 08:47 AM (sj3Ax)

128 "Obama said he hasnt paid close attention to the matter, but he added that Kaepernick has generated more national conversation about issues that need to be talked about. "

For a serving President, he seems to be pretty much unaware of a whole lot that takes place in this country.



Seems sort of odd for being such a smart guy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)

129 There used to a be a chain "Lumms" or something like that. They had a mean Chili Cheese Dog!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:47 AM (Ozsfq)

130 Only one hotdog topping can be the best and that topping is red slaw, bitches.

Red. Slaw.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 05, 2016 08:47 AM (97XyN)

131 [deleted]

Language young man....language! [CBD]

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2016 08:49 AM (fA75F)

132 122 well I figure a true bowl of red is already being compromised!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:49 AM (Sfs6o)

133 Local Fox 25 said Hermine is now a nor'easter.

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 08:50 AM (sj3Ax)

134 I call bullshit.About shit that happens on ESPN he pays very close attention.

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2016 08:51 AM (fA75F)

135 There used to a be a chain "Lumms" or something like that. They had a mean Chili Cheese Dog!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:47 AM (Ozsfq)

Lums. I remember them from my misspent youth in PG county MD. Dogs steamed in beer was on the menu. Don't remember much else about them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2016 08:51 AM (JO9+V)

136 For any Morons or Ettes reading "Wearing the Cat" or planning to-


Today is the last day to get

"Wearing the Cat - Part Three: His Golden Time"

for the introductory price of $0.99.

https://www.amazon.com/Wearing-Cat-Part-Three-

Golden-ebook/dp/B01L38EFCG

(remove extra spaces)

Tomorrow WTC - PT: HGT goes back to it's regular price of $3.99.


So pick up a copy and enjoy some laughs this Labor Day along with some cold brewskis, or if you're being all elegant and such, Pimm's Cup.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2016 08:51 AM (HGtd0)

137 (C)linton Cosa Nostra need to worry about us.
Posted by: RICO & Treason Statutes at September 05, 2016 08:10 AM (QFpXi)




It is to laugh!

Posted by: FBI Dir Comeytose at September 05, 2016 08:51 AM (wCEn4)

138 133 Is there anything climate change can't do?

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2016 08:51 AM (fA75F)

139 A chili cheese dog made with a Pollock Johnnies sausage in place of the traditional hot dog is one step closer to heaven.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:51 AM (ptqRm)

140 129 Lums! It was a cafeteria chain! Man, haven't thought of them in a long time.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:52 AM (Sfs6o)

141 Wait a minute, what am I accused of doing now? bet that crazy tank girl Leona blamed me for something her toy tank Bonnie Pat did.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:52 AM (XNHOq)

142 127
Vic,

How are you?

Besides being tired wanting a nap?

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 08:47 AM (sj3Ax)

I'm fine and it is such a beautiful day out I am thinking of hitting the porch rocker. Blue sky, sunny and 68.5F now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:52 AM (mpXpK)

143 A chili cheese dog made with a Pollock Johnnies sausage in place of the traditional hot dog is one step closer to heaven.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:51 AM (ptqRm)

I "Think" 5 Guys may have a Chili Cheese Dog?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:52 AM (Ozsfq)

144 "Obama said he hasnt paid close attention to the matter, but he added
that Kaepernick has generated more national conversation about issues
that need to be talked about. "


Huh. My understanding was ESPN has spent more time talking about that than about the actual games that were played.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at September 05, 2016 08:53 AM (LbF4d)

145 Lums was a chain? I never knew that.
There used to be one right down the road. Years ago, we would hit it in the wee hours for two-bit steak & eggs after a night of drinking. I always thought they were a mom and pop local joint .

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 08:53 AM (I4tfG)

146 Lums! It was a cafeteria chain! Man, haven't thought of them in a long time.
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:52 AM (Sfs6o)

There were a few in Upstate NY when I was in College there. It was a College Student's dream, especially if you had the munchies...not that I ever did anything like that!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:54 AM (Ozsfq)

147 "Is there anything climate change can't do"

Apparently, it is unable to stop Carlos Danger from sending dic-pics.

Or cause Hillary to become honest.

But it can save you 15% on your car insurance in as little as 15 minutes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:54 AM (ptqRm)

148
"Chili with beans that you eat with a fork."



You want some Swiss Cheese to go on top?

Utterly Treyf.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 05, 2016 08:54 AM (kdS6q)

149 To defile a chili dog by allowing beans in the chili is a sin against man.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:45 AM (ptqRm)



If you're ever down my way, the Vienna Inn on Maple Ave in Vienna VA has great chili dogs (and beer) and has an old family recipe passed down for decades for the chili.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 05, 2016 08:55 AM (wCEn4)

150 Alpha-Geek credecoding Rediscovered Rope Memory From the Apollo Guidance Computer"The next step was x-raying the rope memory modules to see how they were assembled."http://tinyurl.com/hy87of3 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix 

There's some program on Netflix, iirc, that follows the computer coding of the guidance system coding, through punch cards at MIT (once again, iirc) through to the manual wiring of the system, where two little old ladies pushed wires back and forth through the board, day after day for months. They really never were able to test the system except at the moon.

I'm a geek, too, and found it fascinating stuff.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 05, 2016 08:55 AM (ZFUt7)

151 National Conversation? How about this - Go face the corner and STFU!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2016 08:55 AM (JO9+V)

152 149 big fan of the Vienna Inn but haven't been there in years. Didn't it burn back in the 80s?

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:56 AM (Sfs6o)

153 Chicago dogs are the best. New Yawk street vendor dogs are ok as long as they drip a little sweat on it and scratch their backside before handing you your dog. Can't have too much Ptomaine! Mucho Gracias Senor!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2016 08:56 AM (ej1L0)

154 James Coney Island-

makes great hot dogs. Eep. Chili Dogs.

They used to be in Tulsa and had some shops in Houston.

But, I didn't see them on my last drive through Houston.

Hope they have gone under cause they served a quality product.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2016 08:57 AM (HGtd0)

155 I'm going out before I cause more trouble.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 08:57 AM (0G2eQ)

156
I'm fine and it is such a beautiful day out I am thinking of hitting the porch rocker. Blue sky, sunny and 68.5F now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
-------------------
You say "porch" and I instantly think of a short glass of bourbon.
Is there a rule about "too early for bourbon?"
I will defer to you on matters of such import.

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 08:58 AM (I4tfG)

157 Carol- work is too stressful right now. slept all day Sat. Making dilly beans now and grandson is living in town now. So, it's good and bad. Garden didn't do much this year. Guess I need to move it or cut the neighbors tree that has blocked the sun to the garden.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 08:58 AM (mvFsG)

158 Discovery channel series Moon Machines. Was that the series?

Here is the episode on the navigation computer. Run time 44 minutes.
https://youtu.be/xQ1O0XR_cA0

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 08:59 AM (XNHOq)

159 New Yawk street vendor dogs are ok as long as they drip a little sweat on it and scratch their backside before handing you your dog. Can't have too much Ptomaine! Mucho Gracias Senor!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2016 08:56 AM (ej1L0)



Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's the New Orleans French Quarter Hot Dog Vendors Secret Recipe-

you can't be giving trade secrets away like that!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2016 08:59 AM (HGtd0)

160 154
James Coney Island-



makes great hot dogs. Eep. Chili Dogs.



They used to be in Tulsa and had some shops in Houston.



But, I didn't see them on my last drive through Houston.



Hope they have gone under cause they served a quality product.



Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2016 08:57 AM (HGtd0)


JCI is still around. We have used them the past two July 4ths to cater hot dogs to our neighborhood patriotic parade.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2016 08:59 AM (JO9+V)

161 145 Yep, Chi - Lums was a chain. I think I recall one in the original Tysons Corner Mall. The chain was HQ'd in Florida.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 09:00 AM (Sfs6o)

162 Carol?



How are you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 05, 2016 09:01 AM (I3PUk)

163
Only one hotdog topping can be the best and that topping is red slaw, bitches.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud



"Red slaw is made with green cabbage, vinegar and ketchup, giving it the characteristic color."

The Carolina's sad attempt at BBQ.

:shakes head:

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 05, 2016 09:01 AM (kdS6q)

164 Was just frightened by a large man outside the front door.

Twas hubby standing on a ladder to put the flag up.

Brain needs more caffeine, eps. to spell 'caffeine', but insides say no.

Tea, then...

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 05, 2016 09:02 AM (gTQoY)

165 The James Comey Dog. It's slathered with lies and coverups while tasting like shat.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 05, 2016 09:02 AM (22uju)

166 Discovery channel series Moon Machines. Was that the series?Here is the episode on the navigation computer. Run time 44 minutes.https://youtu.be/xQ1O0XR_cA0Posted by: Anna Puma

That's it!

It was MIT. They were accused of screwing things up and footdragging.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 05, 2016 09:02 AM (ZFUt7)

167 Yes I know it's an Infowars link but I was watching the Trump Detroit church feed and there was a dignified award interaction going on between the bishop (?) and Trump after the formal speech, and "sho nuff", Reuters told the cameraman to cut the feed. Domn't need the masses to see Trump in a responsive African-American community, oh noes!

http://tinyurl.com/hlwctxs

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 05, 2016 09:03 AM (wCEn4)

168 Sometimes when we BBQ, no matter what we BBQ for that meal, I throw on some Hot Dogs and them I can eat them cold the rest of the week...Growing up my mom used to call that Cowboy Food. I was and still am hooked on that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 09:03 AM (Ozsfq)

169 "Red slaw is made with green cabbage, vinegar and ketchup, giving it the characteristic color."

The Carolina's sad attempt at BBQ.

:shakes head:


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 05, 2016 09:01 AM (kdS6q)


Well that explains Fort Sumter.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2016 09:03 AM (JO9+V)

170 The president of the Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte, has warned Barack Obama not to question him on extrajudicial killings, saying: "Son of a b****, I will swear at you."

Before leaving for Laos on 5 September, Duterte said: "I am a president of a sovereign state and we have long ceased to be a colony. Who is he to confront me?





Yeah Barry, take your American colonialism elsewhere you son of bitch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2016 09:03 AM (auHtY)

171 Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2016 08:59 AM (JO9+V)

That's good to hear.

My Dad introduced me to them and I introduced them to my kiddos, who loved JCI's Coneys.

3 Generations of JCI Lovers...The tradition must be maintained!*







*The naturalfake Family must maintain it's Grand Traditions such as they are.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2016 09:04 AM (HGtd0)

172 170 Good for him.I hope he tells Obama to his face to go fuck himself.

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2016 09:05 AM (fA75F)

173 Morning all.

Got all set to hit the gym and talked myself right out of it. So here i am.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 05, 2016 09:05 AM (95Q5x)

174 152 149 big fan of the Vienna Inn but haven't been there in years. Didn't it burn back in the 80s?
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 08:56 AM (Sfs6o)



I know it's hard to imagine, but they had a significant grease fire there that did quite a bit of damage, it was back in the kitchen so the exterior and the serving area haven't changed since at least the 70's. Son of original owners is still running the place last I heard.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 05, 2016 09:06 AM (wCEn4)

175 Tysons Corner Mall. Ugh.
I haven't been to a Mall in at least a decade, and I believe TC was the last one I visited!
#Never Again

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 09:06 AM (I4tfG)

176 168 I almost always make extra hamburgers for that very same reason. 30 seconds in the microwave and it's just like they came off the grill.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 09:07 AM (Sfs6o)

177 With the Space X explosion throwing all commercial and GOV launches behind schedule and jeopardizing national security it is sure a good thing that the US still has the launch capability to jump in so that it is not only the Russians uncharge of Space?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 09:08 AM (Ozsfq)

178 Morning Komrads!

It's too beautiful outside so I'm going for a walk in a bit after breakfast.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 09:10 AM (jR7Wy)

179 I don't believe a word coming from The Conservative Treehouse, they've publicly insulted Mark Levin & Mark calls him out. They've been in the tank for Trump since he announced last year. I read some of their stuff & they insult everyone that's not on Trump Train.

I SHUDDER at thought of Evil HRC in Our House & probably will vote Trump instead of staying home.

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 09:11 AM (sj3Ax)

180 Jci still around all over houston (some locations have moved), and the mouse family is enjoying a weekend in galveston.
Interesting that more than a few folks (not from here) seem to almost recoil at "Galveston ".

Their problem...

Later, ya'll!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at September 05, 2016 09:11 AM (C9pBZ)

181 Got all set to hit the gym and talked myself right out of it. So here i am.
Posted by: Country Boy at September 05, 2016 09:05 AM (95Q5x)
---
But how wil ya get GAINZ bro?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 09:12 AM (jR7Wy)

182 After Challenger the US moved some of the lift workload back to old school rockets because over dependence on the Shuttle Transport System lead to a bottleneck as NASA explored why the craft exploded. And just like the JSF F-35 turning into TFX, Gaylord has put the US back into such a launch vehicle bottleneck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 09:12 AM (XNHOq)

183 With the Space X explosion throwing all commercial and GOV launches behind schedule and jeopardizing national security it is sure a good thing that the US still has the launch capability to jump in so that it is not only the Russians uncharge of Space?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 09:08 AM (Ozsfq)


----
Between Obama and Hillary!, nationary security has become a joke.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 05, 2016 09:12 AM (6n332)

184 174 Yep, I recall a lot of local excitement over whether or not they would reopen. I need to stop by there sometime - it's not that far from my office in Merrifield

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 09:13 AM (Sfs6o)

185 I the DHS is successful in taking over elections, when does the new United Socialist States of America title come into full use?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 05, 2016 09:13 AM (4ng05)

186 *waves to All Hail Eris*

Worked Burning Man into the SF story this morning. Should get back to writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 09:13 AM (XNHOq)

187 That's the New Orleans French Quarter Hot Dog Vendors Secret Recipe-
you can't be giving trade secrets away like that!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2016 08:59 AM (HGtd0)

Lucky Dogs are what I eat in the Big Easy when I need to flush out the innards.

"2 Luckys all the way and a roll of shitpaper please, Mucho Gracis Senor Illegal Alien working the Lucky Dog cart under the table!"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2016 09:14 AM (ej1L0)

188 Yeesh. That should have read as "national security".

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 05, 2016 09:15 AM (6n332)

189 Kaine in Pittsburgh talking....I guess it's way to early to get The FAB up, and I am not sure the crane to get her out of bed works on Labor Day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 09:15 AM (Ozsfq)

190 I'm fine and it is such a beautiful day out I am thinking of hitting the porch rocker. Blue sky, sunny and 68.5F now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
---
Let's all go over to Vic's place and hit him up for booze!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 09:15 AM (jR7Wy)

191 175 no kidding! I haven't been to a mall in years - actually I did go to the LL Bean at TC recently but used the door from the outside so I don't think it counts as a mall visit.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 09:15 AM (Sfs6o)

192 153 Chicago dogs are the best.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2016 08:56 AM (ej1L0)

Yes. The tomato and that neon green relish and sport peppers are wonderful additions. One of the few good things to come out of Chicago.

On brats -the only correct additions are mustard (preferably brown), onions and sauerkraut.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 05, 2016 09:16 AM (P8951)

193 Was reading that the latest conspiracy theory says that the SpaceX rocket was attacked by a high-speed drone.

Line your space helmets with high-quality tinfoil, Space Cadets.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 09:18 AM (+wjl1)

194 Had Trump made the same mistake Kaine did, the media would be calling him the biggest idiot in presidentin' history.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at September 05, 2016 09:19 AM (4ng05)

195 184 174 Yep, I recall a lot of local excitement over whether or not they would reopen. I need to stop by there sometime - it's not that far from my office in Merrifield
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 09:13 AM (Sfs6o)


That's almost right next door, well worth a long lunch.
Our company motto was "The Vienna Inn, where the dessert menu lists only beer!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 05, 2016 09:19 AM (wCEn4)

196 192 absolutely no catsup on brats.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 09:19 AM (Sfs6o)

197 Let's all go over to Vic's place and hit him up for booze! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage



Hit him up for booze than toss a lamp at him works for me.

Uh... how many steps up is his front porch?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton - dressed for December on an September day at September 05, 2016 09:20 AM (ZFUt7)

198 Was reading that the latest conspiracy theory says that the SpaceX rocket was attacked by a high-speed drone.

Line your space helmets with high-quality tinfoil, Space Cadets.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 09:18 AM (+wjl1)



Nah, brah.

It was us.

Posted by: Mole Men from the Fantastic World at the Center of the Earth! at September 05, 2016 09:20 AM (HGtd0)

199
Lucky Dogs are what I eat in the Big Easy when I need to flush out the innards.
---------------------
Heh.
Whenever I had to go to NoVa, my go-to colon cleansing lunch joint was always Tippy's Tacos. $3 for more food than I could eat, and always had a horde of buddies wanting to go with.

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 09:21 AM (I4tfG)

200 Has the bombing in the Philippines been discussed yet? It happened on Friday, but I don't recall it getting much notice.

http://tinyurl.com/h2selpw

Posted by: josephistan at September 05, 2016 09:21 AM (7qAYi)

201 Ya know I like Steak Chicken Lobster and what ever else one choices to BBQ...but when it comes right down to it, especially as I get older, I am fully contend to just BBQ hotdogs and hamburgers and call it a day.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 09:23 AM (Ozsfq)

202 Do we really have to labor today? I wish we had the day off.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 05, 2016 09:23 AM (dtWKK)

203 195 I think I will try that this week. Ever been to the Pan Am Family Restaurant off Nutley St (Pan Am Shopping Ctr). It lacks the ambiance of Vienna Inn but has great food. Another favorite in Vienna is Bonarati's. Damn that food is good. My boss has been a regular there for about 35 years.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 09:23 AM (Sfs6o)

204 This paste ain't gonna eat itself.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 05, 2016 09:23 AM (dtWKK)

205 absolutely no catsup on brats.

That's all currywurst is, ketchup + curry powder on your brats. I hate it.

This reminds me, I was going to get something to try the "American sauce" on, and forgot to go to the store.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at September 05, 2016 09:24 AM (LbF4d)

206
I've been stumbling around in a fog all morning with the opening to 'Guardians of the Galaxy' looping through my head.

Posted by: Stanley at September 05, 2016 09:24 AM (5R0+D)

207 >>try the "American sauce"

"Soylent Red White and Blue"??

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 05, 2016 09:25 AM (gTQoY)

208 Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2016 09:03 AM (auHtY)

That is marvelous.

Link?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2016 09:28 AM (Zu3d9)

209 Do we really have to labor today? I wish we had the day off.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 05, 2016 09:23 AM (dtWKK)

Joe, the SEIU has your back, so go back to sleep...

Posted by: Colin at September 05, 2016 09:28 AM (hIWCG)

210 If the DHS is successful in taking over elections, when does the new United Socialist States of America title come into full use?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean
________

It won't. That's the thing about a dystopia - it never touts itself as such.

The "camps" won't be like in Red Dawn. They'll be an office suite in your company. You get transferred there, and you find there's only one bathroom and whenever it's somebody's birthday there's a cake with frosting penises on it and everybody has to eat a piece. By the end of your stint there, you'll be advocating the most absurd nonsense.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 05, 2016 09:29 AM (lh7g2)

211 Kaine in Pittsburgh talking....I guess it's way to early to get The FAB up, and I am not sure the crane to get her out of bed works on Labor Day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 09:15 AM (Ozsfq)



The Democratic nominee plans to arrive in the city (Cleveland) for a Labor Day festival with union leaders and workers.



Read that as the Beast is hitting them up for donations. Which they'll gladly fork over

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2016 09:29 AM (auHtY)

212 That is marvelous.

Link?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2016 09:28 AM (Zu3d9)




Drudge has it. Actually the story is at a lot of places (Yahoo front page) as the MFM is all outraged over someone calling their boyfriend a SOB

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2016 09:32 AM (auHtY)

213 Yep. Mises published an article the other day that claimed Nixon had been impeached.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 05, 2016 08:28 AM (iLoHX)


As long as we can identify our true Scotsmen, we will be victorious.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 09:32 AM (e9hKK)

214 I ordered some underwear from Macy's yesterday. I haven't bought any new ones in years & have been throwing a lot in the trash. I compared prices with Lord & Taylor & Macy's is cheaper for same exact style. If I have to return it's a mall four miles away & it has its own door.
I think I haven't been in a mall, except the one that office opens to, for at least 10 years.

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 09:33 AM (sj3Ax)

215 196 192 absolutely no catsup on brats.

Not to be a buzz kill, but have you ever looked at the nutritional info. on bratwurst? It's like 50 grams of fat. Just schedule the triple bypass now. And, re: condiments, I would also argue no yellow mustard. Only grainy brown mustard.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 05, 2016 09:33 AM (SeD0w)

216 President Obama on Monday defended San Francisco 49ers backup quarterback Colin Kaepernick's decision not to stand during the playing of the national anthem.



Gee what a surprise.


"[H]e's following his constitutional right to make a statement," Obama said at a press conference in Hangzhou, China



Like that commie prick would know what a constitutional right is. I'll bet if Suckadick said that all lives matter Barry wouldn't defend him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2016 09:34 AM (auHtY)

217 214 I ordered some underwear from Macy's yesterday.
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You know the rules, Carol. Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 09:35 AM (I4tfG)

218 I ordered some underwear from Macy's yesterday. I haven't bought any new ones in years & have been throwing a lot in the trash. I compared prices with Lord & Taylor & Macy's is cheaper for same exact style. If I have to return it's a mall four miles away & it has its own door.
I think I haven't been in a mall, except the one that office opens to, for at least 10 years.
Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 09:33 AM (sj3Ax)

My daughter worked at macy's as an assist manager and they treated her like a slave..She hated it so much she quit and went back to school to get her MBA and a good job. So maybe I should thank Macy's for that...but I will never shop there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 09:35 AM (Ozsfq)

219 Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2016 09:32 AM (auHtY)

Got it. I have been disconnected for a few days. I put the link in the sidebar.

Thanks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2016 09:36 AM (Zu3d9)

220 The two malls here are small and boring. Went to the bigger and further one once, almost 7 years ago.

I would take the kids to a fun one on a rainy day...

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 05, 2016 09:37 AM (gTQoY)

221 Chi, knock yourself out - https://trashy.com/collections/lingerie

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 09:37 AM (XNHOq)

222 Serious Question:
What can cats do on Labor Day to celebrate having a day off?

Posted by: Curious cats at September 05, 2016 09:37 AM (v9gSJ)

223 I wonder what it costs to have you pic taken with Kaine?? If Hillary charges 12,500 dollars, I'd think Kaine is worth 6,000 dollars...anyone know?

Posted by: Colin at September 05, 2016 09:38 AM (hIWCG)

224 What can cats do on Labor Day to celebrate having a day off?
Posted by: Curious cats at September 05, 2016 09:37 AM (v9gSJ)

Stay Awake?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 09:38 AM (Ozsfq)

225 Stay awake? Nyah? Strange ideas humans have.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 09:39 AM (XNHOq)

226 What can cats do on Labor Day to celebrate having a day off?

Posted by: Curious cats
________

Have kittens?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 05, 2016 09:39 AM (lh7g2)

227 Yowl and yowl for belly rubs, according to local sources.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 05, 2016 09:39 AM (gTQoY)

228 214 I buy everything possible from Amazon. Underwear, sardines, books, DVDs, dog and cat treats, presents for WeaselWoman. Everything.

The last time I went into a store - again sort of at a Mall but with an outside entrance so it doesn't count - was a Sears to return a small Craftsman tool that had failed. Not a good experience.

Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 09:39 AM (Sfs6o)

229 RNC called asking for Mr. & Mrs T. I said they are my parents & long gone. Then she tried to hit me up for $ & I replied I haven't been a republican since 2009. I changed to unenrolled here in MA after I saw how they treated conservatives.

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 09:40 AM (sj3Ax)

230 Wow.

HR putting in a rare Labor Day appearance.

*puts on pants*


Guten Tag, Frau....uh....MysteryNamen!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2016 09:41 AM (HGtd0)

231 >>>>Mine WAS loading OK but I wanted to enable that Utube video to see what
it was and now because of those other utube videos it is slow. So that
is the culprit.
.
.
.
.I agree. It's all of those embedded you tube videos. There must be 20+ of those things on just the splash page.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 05, 2016 09:41 AM (iONHu)

232 221 Chi, knock yourself out - https://trashy.com/collections/lingerie
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Thanks but No Thanks.
Ever since you directed me to White Rabbit (a year ago?), I don't trust your links.

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 09:43 AM (I4tfG)

233 So one of the three rescue cats who live at fortress VIA has suddenly taken to urinating on the small floor rug in front of the rear door at night. This has occurred for five consecutive nights without fail.
Even after laundering the rug each day to remove the odor.


So me being the rocket surgeon that I am, I order a game camera from Amazon, and set it up last night.


No urine.
Lots of shots of all three cats going up to the camera and sniffing it.

And a series of shots of Little VIA making a fluffernutter in the kitchen at 4:23 this morning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 09:43 AM (ptqRm)

234 I like going out to the mall or stores. I can't buy clothes without trying them on first, I don't want to wait for shipping if I don't have to, and I want to get out of the cell my apartment once in a while.

Posted by: josephistan at September 05, 2016 09:44 AM (7qAYi)

235 Hi Chi,
I only ordered them yesterday. How are you?

NGU,
I liked one brand & style, which they discontinued. Now they look just like my favorites. I bought ay Macy's because they were cheaper.

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 09:44 AM (sj3Ax)

236 Did Kaine make a gaff? I don't see anything at my usual news sites.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 05, 2016 09:44 AM (SeD0w)

237 Geez talking about holding a grudge...

https://youtu.be/h0JvF9vpqx8

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 09:45 AM (XNHOq)

238 NGU,
I liked one brand & style, which they discontinued. Now they look just like my favorites. I bought ay Macy's because they were cheaper.
Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 09:44 AM (sj3Ax)

I got it. LOL..I was just talking about me. Ya know if you hurt one of my kids, I tend to hold a grudge for a long time...like for ever!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 09:46 AM (Ozsfq)

239 Did Kaine make a gaff? I don't see anything at my usual news sites.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 05, 2016 09:44 AM (SeD0w)

gaff? Hey, doesn't everyone love Biden when he makes those cute little gaffs...the media thinks they are quaint.

Posted by: Colin at September 05, 2016 09:49 AM (hIWCG)

240 VIA, I am told, second hand from a vet, that cats can see UV for their own and other animals' urine, and the off-hand remark was that one of the things to try is one of the hunters' UV masking sprays or treatments.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 09:53 AM (e9hKK)

241 Jebus. If this doesn't disqualify her, nothing will.

Hillary's wheelchair revealed: http://bit.ly/2cBnziM

Posted by: RushBabe at September 05, 2016 09:54 AM (YeKKY)

242 NGU,
I hold grudge too.
I hate going to stores.
I'm sorry they worked your daughter, but glad she went back to school.

The JEF just had to give legitimacy to that 49ers FB player sitting down for National Anthem. I'm oppressed because I don't make 11 million a year playing a frigging game.
Plus he's half white! Mother gave him up for adoption & I don't care enough to look it up. I'm sure his adoptive parents gave him everything.
NFL wouldn't let Dallas team wear something on uniforms for DPD officers killed in July, but they let this POS sit through National Anthem.
I hope they bench him. I heard local PD may not patrol stadium home games, they should.

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 09:55 AM (sj3Ax)

243 Morning, Glories! In before the art thread for a change.

I usually link to the morning news thread on my blogheapolinks (link in nic) and select three headlines as examples of Mis Hum's teasers.

Today I got the blog entry started and went to look at the list of headlines... um... list of headlines?

Mis Hum takes Labor Day seriously.

Posted by: mindful webworker - glorious morning at September 05, 2016 09:56 AM (QjxTy)

244 Morning Mindful Webworker!

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 09:58 AM (sj3Ax)

245 Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, who threatened to "swear at" Obama if he asked about the Philippines' extrajudicial killings -- and then swore at him anyway.


So Obama hadn't even done anything yet? Sounds like Duterte just wanted an excuse to swear at Obama, which I can understand, but still, why would he have a chip on his shoulder about Obama? He's a bloodthirsty tin pot dictator of a third world sh*thole. Just Barry's type. I picture them chatting amicably while munching on pineapple glazed roast dog.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 05, 2016 09:59 AM (dtWKK)

246 Mis Hum takes Labor Day seriously
----------------
He deserves it.

And, since I didn't get the go-ahead from Vic for brown liquor at this hour, I'm taking my instant coffee outside to finish dragging Hermine debris to the curb.
See you folks later.

Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 10:00 AM (I4tfG)

247 If indeed she has a wheelchair, it's yet another incidence where she lied-this time about her health..

The Infowars guys better watch his back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 10:00 AM (6HqlZ)

248 Nood.

Posted by: HH at September 05, 2016 10:00 AM (DrCtv)

249 Morning, all! Hi Carol and HR!!

>>U.S. soccer star Megan Rapinoe knelt during the national anthem Sunday
night before the Seattle Reigns match against the Chicago Red Stars in a
little nod to San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.



Interesting that this didn't happen during the Olympics - think it's because the anthem plays to celebrate their gold medal as opposed to the beginning of a game?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 05, 2016 10:00 AM (NOIQH)

250 Ack!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 05, 2016 10:01 AM (NOIQH)

251 Hi Lizzy!

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 10:02 AM (sj3Ax)

252 Sauerkraut is more of a northern thing, don't see a
lot of it around here. Although someone did try to put it on my
pulled-pork sammich last Friday.


Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at September 05, 2016 08:34 AM (LbF4d)
Growing up in an Eastern European household/neighborhood/church setting, sauerkraut was always the dressing of choice on Hungarian Kolbasz, Polish Kielbasi or hotdogs (just another sausage). Kielbasi or Hungarian Kolbsz on fresh rye. Oh, and brown mustard, usually Kosciusko. Many times, the sauerkraut was browned in some lard or bacon grease beforehand. We Hungarians live on anything pork related! LOL!! My Irish wife, not so much. No taste buds. Heh.

Posted by: thatcrazyguy at September 05, 2016 10:02 AM (TPimP)

253 Good morning everyone. I noticed on Drudge that Reuters heavily censored Mr. Trump being treated well by a black church, and its members.
It is stories like this that make me believe that our country is gone beyond reclaiming.
It's like we are occupied by an enemy foreign power.

Anyway, enjoy your Knights of Labor Day.

Posted by: tubal at September 05, 2016 10:04 AM (d6TTt)

254 I'm going to eat my breakfast. BBL.

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 10:05 AM (sj3Ax)

255 'tard sock.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 05, 2016 10:06 AM (dtWKK)

256 Jebus. If this doesn't disqualify her, nothing will.

Is that verified? I looked at the pics, they seem to be unrelated pictures of wheelchair and lifting devices.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 05, 2016 10:07 AM (SeD0w)

257 A note on the slow loading and reloading on my IPad 2. Someone posted the problem was from an ONT from a few days ago. I've found if I open the link I want on the left hand column, bingo, it loads right up without any problems. Obvious to most morons I'm sure but I'm and old fart so forgive me. Hope it helps someone.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at September 05, 2016 10:07 AM (Ms7BU)

258 The quarterback for the 49ers doesn't just have tattoos he also haz opinions and stuf.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 05, 2016 10:09 AM (lh7g2)

259 My grandson likes his tube steak raw, rough and unadorned.

Posted by: Typical White Woman at September 05, 2016 10:11 AM (qlPzn)

260 Kentucky Kid,
I'll try it because iPad Air 2 is very slow.

Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 10:11 AM (sj3Ax)

261 You can see the lifting device in the back of Hillary's handi-van. Don't know if she's using it or not yet, but they obviously plan too, since they have it.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 05, 2016 10:11 AM (C33Bj)

262 Is that verified? I looked at the pics, they seem to be unrelated pictures of wheelchair and lifting devices.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 05, 2016 10:07 AM (SeD0w)

Don Surber has a good reputation as far as I know. If it's real, whoever took it/leaked it will be getting a trip to Fort Marcy Park. They don't know it yet, but they're going to be suicided.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 05, 2016 10:13 AM (YeKKY)

263 Let's all go over to Vic's place and hit him up for booze!


We should wait until midnight; he's used to that.

Posted by: JT at September 05, 2016 10:21 AM (AWYka)

264 26 Turkey and Syrian rebels have driven ISIS from Syrian border.

http://fxn.ws/2cgJN5Y

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

And killed Kurds, but mostly killed Kurds
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2016 08:14 AM (Ozsfq)

From what I've read, any American mercs who have joined the fighting were with Kurds so they're basically killing all the good guys now.

Posted by: A guy who has been shot at at September 05, 2016 10:29 AM (pxwEr)

265 sock off

Posted by: An American Commoner at September 05, 2016 10:29 AM (pxwEr)

266 Between Obama and Hillary! Due to Democrats, nationary security our country has become a joke.

FIFY

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 05, 2016 10:35 AM (dIc3Q)

267 Nevergiveup @ 124
"The president said he has no doubt that Kaepernick is sincere and cares about some real, legitimate issues."

The prez NEVER has issues with anyone clawing at the fabric of Western Civilization or his adopted homeland, America.

It's only us conservatives, those whom love this country and respect the price paid for Western Civilization, that he excoriates.

It is, after all, termed a "Bully" pulpit.

Posted by: An American Commoner at September 05, 2016 10:48 AM (pxwEr)

268 253 Good morning everyone. I noticed on Drudge that Reuters heavily censored Mr. Trump being treated well by a black church, and its members.
It is stories like this that make me believe that our country is gone beyond reclaiming.
It's like we are occupied by an enemy foreign power.

------------------
Yes, and that enemy is called 'Democrats'.
60 or 70 years ago it was theoretically possible for a Democrat to be a patriotic American. That condition no longer obtains.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 05, 2016 11:22 AM (dIc3Q)

269 If Hillary becomes president do her caretakers plan on just hiding her away for 4/8 years like her campaign so far? I doubt she will stand for being locked in the attic and allowed out once every two weeks for a staged appearance. Sooner or later she will escape her handlers and the country will realize there is an evil psychopathic ax-lady in the White House.

Most commuted Dems are probably OK with that but the average LIV might be a little disturbed if they ever notice.

Posted by: Ripley at September 05, 2016 12:20 PM (1BQGO)

270 Huffington Post censored Huffington Post. Maybe they can extend that line of reasoning to their entire content...its pretty much unreadable BTW.

Posted by: torabora at September 05, 2016 12:44 PM (MBvKM)

271 116 A Huma Abedin versus Anthony Weiner divorce has all the makings to become the custody battle of the century, experts say -- and could even involve child welfare investigators.
Posted by: undocumented child welfare investigator at September 05, 2016 08:42 AM (e8kgV)

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A virtue-signaling upsmanship contest between two stone cold nacissists who feel nothing about their son the political prop. I think the best outcome would be that their son kills them both when he's old enough to understand. Hopefully the judge will order that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 05, 2016 01:24 PM (/f6Nd)

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