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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Biden at September 04, 2016 10:43 PM (OF/aZ)
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Posted by: The Political Hat at September 04, 2016 10:49 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 10:49 PM (7qAYi)
Great! (opens bottle off rum, pours water down drain.)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid cooks at September 04, 2016 10:49 PM (yIIdQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 04, 2016 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 10:49 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Jim at September 04, 2016 10:50 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 04, 2016 10:50 PM (UpGcq)
A sneering hipster asserting his smug superiority over his great grandparents. Quick question for you asshat, what's the divorce rate of your generation vs 1936, huh? And oh yea, how many world wars have you won?
Posted by: Weirddave at September 04, 2016 10:51 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 10:51 PM (7qAYi)
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Yessiree, that Jesse Owens fellow sure runs lickety-split, but I'll show you some gold-medal-caliber ballroom dancing. That'll be an Olympic sport someday.
Come on, dollface, let's cut a rug!
Posted by: FireHorse at September 04, 2016 10:51 PM (lh7g2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 10:52 PM (XNHOq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 04, 2016 10:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: cthulhu at September 04, 2016 10:54 PM (LBql+)
Posted by: Ogg at September 04, 2016 10:55 PM (T+xcT)
Hope this pic doesn't roger the thread like my other one did. Because it's lovely.
Posted by: Octopus at September 04, 2016 10:55 PM (Z4WiE)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I'm guessing Klaus Barbie, the "Butcher of Lyon." I'm going from admittedly faulty memory and I'm too lazy to look it up.
(Then again, it could be Kelly's closet. You know, Woody's fiancée on "Cheers.")
Posted by: FireHorse at September 04, 2016 10:55 PM (lh7g2)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 04, 2016 10:51 PM (N8hFs)
And how many children have been deserted by their baby daddies today, compared to 1936?
Remember the good, old days when almost all men assumed that it was their obligation to be full time fathers to their kids?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 04, 2016 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 04, 2016 10:55 PM (Q+fEG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 04, 2016 10:52 PM (0mRoj)
Wearing an onion on your belt helped. It was the style at the time
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772470398843846656
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772470664649474048
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772470787001442305
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772470994560835584
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772471307606818816
Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2016 10:56 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 04, 2016 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Of course these days there's about a 30% chance that one or more of the kids the man's raising with his wife aren't his...
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 04, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2016 10:57 PM (JO9+V)
Pro tip: if you want A/C, don't commit a felony.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 04, 2016 10:57 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at September 04, 2016 10:58 PM (y0er3)
Posted by: Country Boy
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Buenos noches!
(I'm not Latino. I have no right to appropriate words from the Spanish language. I condemn myself.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 04, 2016 10:58 PM (lh7g2)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772471653989289985
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772471893421096960
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772472075860803584
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772472283176763393
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772472493479264256
Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2016 10:58 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 04, 2016 10:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 10:52 PM (XNHOq)
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It looked like a scale reproduction of a concentration camp, except with Barbies! (Klaus Barbies?)
Transgressive!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 04, 2016 10:59 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Beth M at September 04, 2016 10:59 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 10:59 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at September 04, 2016 10:58 PM (y0er3)
Well that's your problem, and I'd appreciate if you didn't make it ours.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 04, 2016 10:59 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772472717022994432
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772472895176118273
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772473082162323456
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772473256276353025
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/772473373221847040
Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2016 11:00 PM (Ya7zs)
His great grandparents turds were worth more than the sneering hipster's existence.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 04, 2016 11:00 PM (SRKgf)
Good evening, everyone.
I'm at a place where there are 5 yorkies and every 2 minutes they all start barking insanely at glass-shattering pitch and volume, over and over and over and over and over. I'm damn near to going insane.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:01 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2016 10:57 PM (JO9+V)
I don't want no FoP goddammit! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Posted by: Ulysses Everett McGill at September 04, 2016 11:01 PM (yIIdQ)
Posted by: Octiparan at September 04, 2016 11:01 PM (f1/cC)
I'm rather sad that Nadal was just eliminated from the US Open.
Now I gotta say good night.
Y'all behave now, hear?
Posted by: @votermom at September 04, 2016 11:01 PM (Om16U)
This is just anecdotal, from my parents and grandparents, but still...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 04, 2016 11:02 PM (jR7Wy)
42 Totally O/T... I'm always behind on threads, but for the most part I read all the comments. The running jokes, the prayer requests, the food, books and pets. You morons are good folks.
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Waal, I can't take credit for much of that, but for what little I can I humbly thank ee.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:02 PM (5o5ek)
And how many children have been deserted by their baby daddies today, compared to 1936?
nerdygirl, I'm not saying you're wrong. There's been a lot of moral breakdown in America (and elsewhere), everywhere, since 1936. OMG.
Having said that though... I've often wondered how much we *really* know about American society pre-1970 or so. Before then, it seems journalists were not only overall less political, but more focused on the "big stories" and big events; I don't think there was nearly as much societal/sociological navel-gazing, or journalists asking "what's the divorce rate look like? What's happening to kids who get abandoned by their dads?"
On top of which, they had their systems to deal with these things and they were largely accepted and uncontroversial. Society accepted that kids with bad or absent parents ended up in orphanages or group homes, or ended up with other relatives; it was accepted that "just a few" women and men get divorced, and a lot of people never admitted it if they were divorced; and topics such as alcoholism, drug addiction, and of course things like homosexuality (or what they would have called "deviant sexuality" or worse) were taboo to both talk and write about.
I also got a bit of an education about this back when I was working in a public mental institution; before 1970, you could be institutionalized for, among other things, being a drug addict or being gay. It wasn't something families *or* the media of the time talked about; it was too controversial and, again, "taboo" of a subject. Nobody wanted to drop their circulation numbers especially, with regard to the leading newspapers and magazines (how most people got their news pre-TV and radio).
Anyway, just wanted to throw that out there. Just because there's a lot of stuff the media didn't report pre-1970, doesn't mean it wasn't out there; and again, that's NOT the same thing as saying the American family was always in as advanced a state of decay as it is now, alas.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:02 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 11:03 PM (XNHOq)
If I hadn't'a read the content I coulda been, well, um, something like 14th.
Oh, the missed glory!
Posted by: mindful webworker - pandemonium! at September 04, 2016 11:03 PM (5a8XA)
51 There was plenty o' steppin' out, divorce, and desertion back in the good old days.
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Same here from my ancestors' anecdotes. I guess there was more social pressure to keep it on the down-low.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:03 PM (5o5ek)
If you're still here:
G'night, ma'am, and as I tell folks all the time: behaving badly is still behaving....
Posted by: ibguy at September 04, 2016 11:04 PM (mNO2i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:04 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2016 11:04 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 11:03 PM (XNHOq)
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It would be cool if Summer Kamp Barbie had a pink Kubelwagen with daisy stickers all over it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 04, 2016 11:05 PM (jR7Wy)
HAY qdpsteve, did I miss your procedure? Or your appointment for your procedure? (I've had a busy week.)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:05 PM (5o5ek)
It's probably the kind of data one could glean from US Census and marriage/divorce/birth records.
But a lot of work to do.
Posted by: @votermom at September 04, 2016 11:05 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 04, 2016 11:05 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 04, 2016 10:52 PM (0mRoj)
It worked for FDR, but most ordinary American douchebags were apt to get punched in the face in 1936.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 04, 2016 11:05 PM (P8951)
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2016 11:06 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: ibguy at September 04, 2016 11:04 PM (mNO2i)
You found the loophole.
You wouldn't happen to be a lawyer, perchance?
Posted by: @votermom at September 04, 2016 11:06 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: reliably perspicacious Hopped Up On Something at September 04, 2016 11:06 PM (buzvm)
http://tinyurl.com/zd6vntj
Posted by: Octopus at September 04, 2016 11:06 PM (Z4WiE)
There has always been rot, but rot being celebrated as health is a new thing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 04, 2016 11:06 PM (HalrA)
And @votermom, that's a good point. Those numbers would leave out so much of the whole story, though.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:07 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 04, 2016 11:05 PM (P8951)
True enough, I reckon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 04, 2016 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:07 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Octopus at September 04, 2016 11:07 PM (Z4WiE)
L,Elle,
I wanted to reply to one of your comments downstairs. I don't want to drag pet thread stuff up here, though. Let's just say that I was pretty pround of Poopyhead today.
Posted by: Chi at September 04, 2016 11:08 PM (vXUHK)
Posted by: reliably perspicacious Hopped Up On Something at September 04, 2016 11:08 PM (buzvm)
Posted by: ibguy at September 04, 2016 11:08 PM (mNO2i)
Posted by: random lurker at September 04, 2016 11:09 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:09 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 04, 2016 11:06 PM (HalrA)
Sounds about right.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 04, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 04, 2016 11:09 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Octopus at September 04, 2016 11:09 PM (Z4WiE)
I miss them terribly.
Posted by: Octiparan at September 04, 2016 11:10 PM (f1/cC)
My bonnie has only one lung....
He spits up phlegm and corruption....."
Posted by: 1936 courtin' song at September 04, 2016 11:10 PM (yIIdQ)
Posted by: Octopus at September 04, 2016 11:11 PM (Z4WiE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 11:11 PM (XNHOq)
Posted by: reliably perspicacious Hopped Up On Something at September 04, 2016 11:11 PM (buzvm)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 04, 2016 11:12 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Country Boy at September 04, 2016 11:12 PM (i7sL+)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:03 PM (5o5ek)
Of course. But there's a lot to be said for suppressing anti-social tendencies, by which I mean things that tend to undermine the stability of society. Nowadays we mainstream them, if we're not exalting them.
People farted then, too, but everyone acted as though they were unaware of that fact. Now we're expected to comment favorably on the fragrance and musicality of such.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 04, 2016 11:13 PM (SRKgf)
There are Moron quality dirty jokes and innuendo in Shakespeare which are lost on us today due to the language changes.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 04, 2016 11:13 PM (DW+jj)
I fell in love with this band then found out ten minutes later their lead singer left them.
https://youtu.be/xH-_9cwdLug
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 04, 2016 11:13 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 11:13 PM (XNHOq)
....nope, can't do it.
Tough sh*t, guys.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 04, 2016 11:13 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:14 PM (20X6f)
One thing I've always found surprising about "American Pie," Don McLean *really* went after Mick Jagger in that song ("Jack Flash").
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:15 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:15 PM (20X6f)
Thier was talk that one brother ran off to Philly during Proabition and you didn't ask him what he did to survive.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:15 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 04, 2016 11:13 PM (DW+jj)
I was in "Midsummer" in college & one of the jokes was about French crowns having no hair at all, which was a syphilis joke. One person in the audience actually got it & guffawed at the line.
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 11:15 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:15 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: random lurker at September 04, 2016 11:16 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 04, 2016 11:16 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2016 11:16 PM (bMG0w)
Now it's not. What's a healthier society - one that frowns upon having kids out of wedlock and divorce and adultery or one that says "meh. whatever."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 04, 2016 11:16 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 11:17 PM (XNHOq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:15 PM (20X6f)
Sure are.
Posted by: Country Boy at September 04, 2016 11:17 PM (i7sL+)
Fixed it for him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2016 11:18 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:18 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 04, 2016 11:16 PM (P8951)
Now our society promotes, celebrates, encourages and subsidizes these things.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2016 11:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 04, 2016 11:18 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2016 11:18 PM (bMG0w)
Several of those outfits don't look like they'd actually work too well for, you know, swimming. Not that that matters.
And the very last one gave me a content warning. Wonder how that's calculated? Number of skin-tone pixels?
Posted by: mindful webworker - pandemonium! at September 04, 2016 11:18 PM (5a8XA)
101 Farting has apparently been a keen source of merriment for us humans since time immemorial. There was a jester in the court of some English monarch way back whose claim to fame was the ability to fart at will.
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"The Famous Fart," one of the Arabian Nights tales.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:18 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 11:19 PM (7qAYi)
I'm not for turning prisons into country clubs or anything like that -- going to prison shouldn't be a vacation, but it also shouldn't be needlessly harsh.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 04, 2016 11:19 PM (nvMvs)
In 1936, if you picked up a newspaper, you read about:
- What was going on in Washington
- The status of manufacturing and trade
- Local events, both recent and upcoming
Today when you pick up a paper, you read about:
- The latest in inner-city gang warfare
- Tim, a student at the local high school who just came out as gay
- The children supposedly being jeopardized by local social welfare budget cuts
- Catholic Church sexual abuse allegations
... etc etc.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:19 PM (OKox0)
Binge watched the entire season of The Expanse today instead of mowing the lawn. My excuse is a bad cold. I recommend the series. Hard SciFi well done.
Posted by: reliably perspicacious Hopped Up On Something at September 04, 2016 11:19 PM (buzvm)
Posted by: Beth M
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I've been here over a decade. I'm still not caught up.
Jump in late, read backwards, skip the inane junk and come up with a witty pun. Works for most of us.
I've tried to quit this place 1/2 dozen times, but it just isnt in the cards. I'll be here annoying people until ace hangs it up.
Posted by: Chi at September 04, 2016 11:20 PM (vXUHK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:20 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 04, 2016 11:20 PM (P8951)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z2t7649
And no one was charged. And he just won reelection easily.
(sorry but this guy pisses me off mightily; I'd like to see him penned up in an outside metal cage in 107 degree temps. for a month or two, and yes in this case I'm rooting for the DOJ to take his asshole self down)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 04, 2016 11:21 PM (gyKtp)
I don't know how the 2nd one in #13 didn't give me a warning.
Holy hips, Batman.
Posted by: not ready for that jelly at September 04, 2016 11:21 PM (nw9BH)
ND wimped out and there will be OT. C'mon, a Hail Mary thats intercepted and right before Texas scores he fumbles.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:22 PM (20X6f)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlMWW4R1ZBM
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2016 11:22 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 04, 2016 11:22 PM (WTSFk)
Anyway, just wanted to throw that out there. Just because there's a lot of stuff the media didn't report pre-1970, doesn't mean it wasn't out there; and again, that's NOT the same thing as saying the American family was always in as advanced a state of decay as it is now, alas.
I just found out that my dad (born in 1934) was a (full term) "preemie" born 6 months after my grandparents were married. Uh-huh, guess we all know what happened there. Granddad married grandma though, and they stayed married for 60 year. Seems better to me.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 04, 2016 11:22 PM (N8hFs)
- The latest in inner-city gang warfare
- Tim, a student at the local high school who just came out as gay
- The children supposedly being jeopardized by local social welfare budget cuts
- Catholic Church sexual abuse allegations
... etc etc.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:19 PM (OKox0)
Tim being gay won't cut it anymore. Now its got to be that Tim identifies as Tina, and how awful all your daughters are for not wanting "her" to use the girl's restroom.
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2016 11:22 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 10:51 PM (7qAYi)
Wrong. In Calvinball you only get to change a rule if you MAKE a goal
Posted by: Kindltot at September 04, 2016 11:22 PM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 04, 2016 11:23 PM (P8951)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:23 PM (OKox0)
LePetomane built a career on it, and that among those sophisticates, the French.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 04, 2016 11:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:23 PM (OKox0)
They occasionally run some of them that still survive. I remember one with Barbara Stanwyck. She got my motor running.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 04, 2016 11:23 PM (DW+jj)
Let's be honest, there *was* major cultural/social pressure to stay married; it was what honorable people did. They stayed and worked it out, they didn't just fly the coop. "Think of the children!"
So they stayed and they worked things out somehow.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:24 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 11:25 PM (7qAYi)
In 1936, if you picked up a newspaper, you read about:
- What was going on in Washington
- The status of manufacturing and trade
- Local events, both recent and upcoming
Today when you pick up a paper, you read about:
- The latest in inner-city gang warfare
- Tim, a student at the local high school who just came out as gay
- The children supposedly being jeopardized by local social welfare budget cuts
- Catholic Church sexual abuse allegations
... etc etc.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:19 PM (OKox0)
Remember that being a reporter didn't require a degree in those days. I liked watching the old movies about reporters, like MY GIRL FRIDAY.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:25 PM (dKiJG)
Holy hips, Batman.
Posted by: not ready for that jelly at September 04, 2016 11:21 PM (nw9BH)
Oh that reminds me. One of DC's next animated movies on video is going to be Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders.
With Adam West, Burt Ward, and Julie Newmar voicing their characters.
https://youtu.be/5r6a8bOahFQ
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2016 11:25 PM (bMG0w)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/selection-du-weekend-207-23.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 11:25 PM (XNHOq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:26 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec at September 04, 2016 11:26 PM (JO9+V)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z2t7649
And no one was charged. And he just won reelection easily.
(sorry but this guy pisses me off mightily; I'd like to see him penned up in an outside metal cage in 107 degree temps. for a month or two, and yes in this case I'm rooting for the DOJ to take his asshole self down)
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That's sickening
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 04, 2016 11:26 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:25 PM (dKiJG)
The Front Page ... either version.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 04, 2016 11:27 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at September 04, 2016 11:27 PM (yIIdQ)
ND wimped out and there will be OT. C'mon, a Hail Mary thats intercepted and right before Texas scores he fumbles.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Yeah. Almost turned it off but it got going and I couldn't stop. Really like the actor who plays the cop. He's been in some great SciFi. Funny, everyone in the thing is a better actor than the lead.
>>>>>>>>Texas leads.
Posted by: reliably perspicacious Hopped Up On Something at September 04, 2016 11:27 PM (buzvm)
Now, let's see what ND does with their half of the O.T.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 04, 2016 11:27 PM (v5iqM)
I fell in love with this band then found out ten minutes later their lead singer left them.
https://youtu.be/xH-_9cwdLug
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 04,
*****
They did that wrong. The band breaks up when the drummer dies from alcohol poisoning and choking on his own vomit.
Well, shit, now what are they going to do?
That is my all time favorite Zeppelin song. I would never imagine that an all girl band could pull off a decent cover, but that was pretty good. I like how they're wearing all white. Nice touch.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 04, 2016 11:28 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 04, 2016 11:28 PM (Tyii7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8_CLY3fAo
The fire keeps spinning off dust devils or something.
Posted by: rickl at September 04, 2016 11:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 04, 2016 11:28 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:15 PM (dKiJG)
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Very similar tales from my ancestors, many of whom would have been taken from their parents nowadays, and justifiably. We've made progress in some regards. My grandmother and great-uncles and aunts told me stories that could match the insanity of today's social experiments.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:28 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: reliably perspicacious Hopped Up On Something at September 04, 2016 11:29 PM (buzvm)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 04, 2016 11:29 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at September 04, 2016 10:52 PM (0mRoj)
Wearing an onion on your belt helped. It was the style at the time
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi)
Ask Vic.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 04, 2016 11:29 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 11:29 PM (XNHOq)
They occasionally run some of them that still survive. I remember one with Barbara Stanwyck. She got my motor running.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 04, 2016 11:23 PM (DW+jj)
Some of the early Tarzan movies had some nude scenes and had Jane skinny dipping, it was a body double but still.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:29 PM (dKiJG)
I fell in love with this band then found out ten minutes later their lead singer left them.
https://youtu.be/xH-_9cwdLug
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 04,
If any of them are distraught over it I would be willing to console them.
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2016 11:30 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 04, 2016 11:30 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 04, 2016 11:32 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2016 11:32 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 04, 2016 11:32 PM (6IPEM)
SHe was the daughter of a bootlegger during Prohibition and ran a speakeasy. He'd been whoring her out since she was a teenager for money. He father gets killed when his still explodes, and the only man she trusts advises her to start using men, rather than letting them use her.
It was as dark as anything produced today, and was basically an R-rated movie by today's standards.
Hint, they knew as much about sex and the use and abuse of it as any today. Further hint. Humanity has always known this.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 04, 2016 11:32 PM (DW+jj)
This man is a distrurbed genius.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2016 11:32 PM (/tuJf)
I like that one better, couldn't remember the name of the movie.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:32 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Country Boy at September 04, 2016 11:33 PM (i7sL+)
re prison heat - Sheriff Joe, Americuh's Sheriff via his minions killed a woman in an outside metal cage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z2t7649
And no one was charged. And he just won reelection easily.
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What gets me about Sheriff Joe's games with inmates is that he does this to people who are detained while awaiting trial. They haven't been convicted of anything but they're being baked and starved as punishment just for winding up in detention.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:33 PM (5o5ek)
This man is a distrurbed genius.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2016 11:32 PM (/tuJf)
He got bored with cow tipping, one thing led to another.
Next thing you, life of the frat parties.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 04, 2016 11:33 PM (P/kVC)
They did that wrong. The band breaks up when the drummer dies from alcohol poisoning and choking on his own vomit.
Well, shit, now what are they going to do?
That is my all time favorite Zeppelin song. I would never imagine that an all girl band could pull off a decent cover, but that was pretty good. I like how they're wearing all white. Nice touch.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 04, 2016 11:28 PM (6IPEM)
Just imagine an all female Def Leppard cover band, and explaining to the drummer half way through she's gonna have to give up an arm.
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2016 11:34 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:34 PM (20X6f)
So is the first guy who saw a lobster and thought "I know, I'll put that in my mouth!"
Posted by: Weirddave at September 04, 2016 11:34 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 04, 2016 11:19 PM (nvMvs)
Well, you could build nice cool underground prisons in hollowed-out salt domes, but then the fuckers would whine about not getting any sunlight.
If you can't serve the time, don't do the crime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2016 11:34 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 04, 2016 11:36 PM (Jen0I)
i mentioned this at a dinner once and an iranian (i.e. persian) there disputed that until he admitted after some discussion that in persian slang there's a similar word.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 04, 2016 11:36 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: reliably perspicacious Hopped Up On Something at September 04, 2016 11:36 PM (buzvm)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 04, 2016 11:36 PM (Jen0I)
Hear, hear!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 04, 2016 11:36 PM (zc3Db)
Jim Gaffigan has a whole bit about how God must shake his head when He sees the stuff us humans have decided is fit for culinary consumption.
"I gave you perfectly good steers and chickens, and you're gonna eat the CRAB?!?!?" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:37 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2016 11:34 PM (bMG0w)
That's...that's so MEAN!
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 04, 2016 11:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 04, 2016 11:37 PM (T/cxb)
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Even the guilty are only sent to prison to separate them from society and to take their freedom as punishment. It's not suppose to be a sentence of unspeakable cruelty.
To lock someone who's obviously mentally unwell in a cage, and leave her their after she begs for water, after she defecates herself, and after she passes out, requires a callousness to life that calls for them, too, to be separated from society.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 04, 2016 11:38 PM (SEXy3)
I miss them terribly.
Posted by: Octiparan at September 04, 2016 11:10 PM (f1/cC)
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5 yorkies. Well, I'm sorry you miss them. I'm tellin' ya, it's crazy-making in this house. One of them alone is louder than all the people in the house combined.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:38 PM (5o5ek)
http://languagehat.com/loud-vs-silent/
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 04, 2016 11:38 PM (kP16F)
http://tinyurl.com/noj4l89
The first one can be translated into English as "Kiss my @ss."
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 04, 2016 11:39 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Chi at September 04, 2016 11:20 PM
LMAO. You do know that Tucker's exploits are a major feature of the ONT?
T
Posted by: Farmer at September 04, 2016 11:39 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:25 PM (dKiJG)
It was a trade, not a "profession" and beginners basically apprenticed to seasoned journeymen. Arguably, it was a better system.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2016 11:39 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:39 PM (dKiJG)
"I gave you perfectly good steers and chickens, and you're gonna eat the CRAB?!?!?" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:37 PM (OKox0)
Yeah, that gigantic seagoing tarantula sure looks yummy!
Posted by: rickl at September 04, 2016 11:39 PM (sdi6R)
Even the guilty are only sent to prison to separate them from society and to take their freedom as punishment. It's not suppose to be a sentence of unspeakable cruelty.
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That is true. You go to jail AS punishment, not FOR punishment.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:40 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: DFCtomm at September 04, 2016 11:40 PM (q5sde)
But lets not make broad generalizations shall we? If there is credible threat to the well being of the inmates then something should be done to ameliorate it before someone croaks. But just because one inmate whines to their lawyer about being hot is not a reason to install the Mega-Cooler on the cooler.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 11:40 PM (XNHOq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:40 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:25 PM (dKiJG)
It was a trade, not a "profession" and beginners basically apprenticed to seasoned journeymen. Arguably, it was a better system.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2016 11:39 PM (oqkO3)
I think that would be true for a lot of things.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2016 11:40 PM (0mRoj)
It's not a bug, it's a crustacean!
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2016 11:41 PM (/tuJf)
Hook 'Em.
Posted by: reliably perspicacious Hopped Up On Something at September 04, 2016 11:41 PM (buzvm)
Posted by: Vendette at September 04, 2016 11:41 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2016 11:34 PM
****
I shouldn't have laughed at that but I'm bad just like you.
But, hey, at least the band sticks together. I read stuff that about them that admitted that their drummer was nearly useless bc they rigged his drum kit up in a way that barely required him. I thought that was sweet that they wouldn't let him quit.
Compare that to Van Halen. I always thought that break up was bc of David Lee Roth. Apparently, Eddie is a total dick. It was all him. Same with Sammy. All Eddie's doing.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 04, 2016 11:42 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 04, 2016 11:38 PM (SEXy3)
Their aren't sent to prison just to separate them from society, and taking their freedom isn't the whole of their punishment. That's why there used to be sentences of hard labor and why there are death penalties.
Further, prisoners can legally become slaves of the state. Slavery was not abolished. It was only reserved as punishment for crimes.
These prisoners were not put into the cages just for fun. They did stuff to end up there. The articles mentions prisoners refusing to return to their cells. That's life.
As to this particular case, she was just waiting to be transported. Blame the hospital for not picking her up. 4 hours in the sun in 107 temps is not a big deal, anyway.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 04, 2016 11:43 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:43 PM (OKox0)
"I gave you perfectly good steers and chickens, and you're gonna eat the CRAB?!?!?" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:37 PM (OKox0)
Yeah, that gigantic seagoing tarantula sure looks yummy!
Posted by: rickl at September 04, 2016 11:39 PM (sdi6R)
One does have to wonder sometimes who thought cooking up and eating certain things would be a good idea. Personally I'm glad others blazed the trail on lobster and crab, because I love the stuff, but if you were seeing either one of those critters for the first time your first thought wouldn't be "mmm, dinner!"
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2016 11:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Octopus at September 04, 2016 11:45 PM (Z4WiE)
I've seen some interviews with Hagar and he has some very choice words about Eddie. Sammy don't hold back. Always like Hagar.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2016 11:45 PM (20X6f)
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Well then you and I will just have to disagree on what constitutes cruelty.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 04, 2016 11:45 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 04, 2016 11:33 PM (5o5ek)
I expect most of those people are repeat offenders and cannot raise bail because they have skipped on bail at least once before.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2016 11:45 PM (oqkO3)
"I gave you perfectly good steers and chickens, and you're gonna eat the CRAB?!?!?" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2016 11:37 PM (OKox0)
Yeah, that gigantic seagoing tarantula sure looks yummy!
Posted by: rickl at September 04, 2016 11:39 PM (sdi6R)
One does have to wonder sometimes who thought cooking up and eating certain things would be a good idea. Personally I'm glad others blazed the trail on lobster and crab, because I love the stuff, but if you were seeing either one of those critters for the first time your first thought wouldn't be "mmm, dinner!"
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2016 11:43 PM (0mRoj)
You have to wonder at all the trial & error that went into early cuisine.
Thag: "Is that poisonous?"
THUD
Grog: "Yup."
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 11:46 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 04, 2016 11:45 PM (SEXy3)
Yeah. Pretty much.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 04, 2016 11:48 PM (zc3Db)
Oooooh, we should have a MoMee at Burning Man! We're totally their key demographic!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 04, 2016 11:48 PM (jR7Wy)
I saw a YouTube video of a house that has the same problem, it would drive you insane.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:48 PM (dKiJG)
The Supreme Court ruled in 1915 that free speech did not apply to motion pictures. Yes, you read that right. States started setting up censorship boards. NY was the first state to do so, I think.
Anyway, Hollywood adopted the Motion Picture Production Code to stave off government censorship.
That SC ruling has since been overturned, of course.
Films before the Code, which were full of sex (and these sold well, as it always does, but it fired up a backlash), drew the ire of politicians and religious leaders.
And it wasn't so much the sex. They potrayed politicians as bumbling corrupt idiots, religious leaders as hypocrites and all that. They didn't like that.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 04, 2016 11:49 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 04, 2016 11:42 PM (6IPEM)
Saw an interview of EVH (youtube iirc), asked him what/who he listened to. Said he only listened to his own stuff. He didn't look like he was joking
Posted by: random lurker at September 04, 2016 11:50 PM (+tRIN)
(i.e. persian) there disputed that until he admitted after some
discussion that in persian slang there's a similar word.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 04, 2016 11:36 PM (WTSFk)
You don't think it might be because Persian is an Indo-European family language?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 04, 2016 11:50 PM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:48 PM (dKiJG)
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Was it on the lovely Miskatonic River?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 04, 2016 11:50 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 04, 2016 11:50 PM (kP16F)
Heat stroke is not a fun thing to experience, ask me how I know? After passing out from another MOPP4 event, just came out after two hours and trying to stay hydrated in 90+F temps with humidity in the 90% range. I was trudging to the simulated decon area still in chemical ensemble but mask off. Said I felt light headed. Next thing I remember was waking up in the clinic with an IV in each arm as they pumped fluids back into my body.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 11:52 PM (XNHOq)
Lobsters are high-end cuisine now, but were low-end when the Puritans first landed. They only ate these seagoing cockroaches out of desperation.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 04, 2016 11:53 PM (SRKgf)
You have to wonder at all the trial & error that went into early cuisine.
Thag: "Is that poisonous?"
THUD
Grog: "Yup."
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 11:46 PM (7qAYi)
And plants, too. The leaves of this plant are good to eat but the roots will kill you, while the roots of that plant are OK but the fruit is poisonous. Who could keep all that straight?
Posted by: rickl at September 04, 2016 11:53 PM (sdi6R)
So say some of my older relatives. Then these same relatives get tickets for not wearing their seatbelts. But this, you see, is a sign of justice gone amok.
And I laugh, and they don't get why.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 04, 2016 11:53 PM (lh7g2)
Posted by: random lurker at September 04, 2016 11:50 PM
******
I saw that too. I think rdbrewer or JohnE linked it in the sidebar. Yeah, the gist of it was Eddie saying Why would I listen to anyone else when I'm the best. Big primadonna and ungracious. He pretty much dumped on everyone he wasn't related to in that piece. It was cringeworthy.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 04, 2016 11:53 PM (6IPEM)
when the Puritans first landed. They only ate these seagoing cockroaches
out of desperation.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 04, 2016 11:53 PM (SRKgf)
Some colonial codes had limits to how many days a week you could feed your indentured servants sea-bugs.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 04, 2016 11:54 PM (P/kVC)
re prison heat - Sheriff Joe, Americuh's Sheriff via his minions killed a woman in an outside metal cage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z2t7649
And no one was charged. And he just won reelection easily.
(sorry but this guy pisses me off mightily; I'd like to see him
penned up in an outside metal cage in 107 degree temps. for a month or
two, and yes in this case I'm rooting for the DOJ to take his asshole
self down)
***
That's sickening
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 04, 2016 11:26 PM (SEXy3)
Sheriff Joe is one of those guys the establishment is out to get. I wouldn't put what he is being accused of past him, but also wouldn't put it past the powers that want him in jail himself to lie about what happened. I wouldn't believe either side in that shit show.
Posted by: DFCtomm at September 04, 2016 11:54 PM (q5sde)
Journalism:
It was a trade, not a "profession" and beginners basically apprenticed to seasoned journeymen. Arguably, it was a better system.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2016 11:39 PM (oqkO3)
Telling a smug national reporter that he need not go to school for a trade that believes itself to be a profession would be delightful.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 04, 2016 11:54 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: rickl at September 04, 2016 11:53 PM (sdi6R)
I can tell.
Posted by: Chuck Darwin at September 04, 2016 11:55 PM (SRKgf)
to eat but the roots will kill you, while the roots of that plant are OK
but the fruit is poisonous. Who could keep all that straight?
Posted by: rickl at September 04, 2016 11:53 PM (sdi6R)
How does anyone keep it straight now?
They were cavemen, not stupid.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 04, 2016 11:55 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 04, 2016 11:54 PM (VdICR)
Or to tell him that he belongs to the world's oldest ... trade.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 04, 2016 11:56 PM (SRKgf)
What did Mr. Tucker do today?
I'm dying to find out.
Posted by: L, Elle
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Oh, nothing special at all, really.
His buddy Oocho the doxie stopped by today. Remember, no leash (I doubt I could find it right now).
After 45 minutes of chasing each other around the front yard, Oocho decided to wander off, but we didn't notice until I heard Tucker whining.
He was sitting at the property line, but wouldn't cross it. Just let us know that "Timmy fell down a well."
"Where is Oocho?"
Took Mike a good 30 minutes to round up the hotdog. I usually give Tucker t minutes and say F it - hell come home when he's tired & hungry.
Posted by: Chi at September 04, 2016 11:56 PM (vXUHK)
Compare that to Van Halen. I always thought that break up was bc of David Lee Roth. Apparently, Eddie is a total dick. It was all him. Same with Sammy. All Eddie's doing.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 04, 2016 11:42 PM (6IPEM)
It's both, they fired the bassist because he was playing in Sammy's band and it pissed them off, so they had Eddie's fat son Wolfgang who never played the bass in his life be part of the band and play bass. He never said a bad thing about them for all those years and he goes off and plays with Sammy and they fire him assholes
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 04, 2016 11:56 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2016 11:56 PM (XNHOq)
I know I'm supposed to be outraged on behalf of the poor *innocent* prisoner but I just can't make myself feel it. I'm just like. "damn you set up the robbery, you took part of the loot, you are not fully innocent and I don't care if the years on death row was a much harsher sentence than you would have gotten if only convicted of the accessory stuff.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 04, 2016 11:56 PM (Jen0I)
Be well all!
Posted by: Farmer at September 04, 2016 11:57 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2016 11:57 PM (JO9+V)
first landed. They only ate these seagoing cockroaches out of
desperation.
There was a group of prisoners in the Revolutionary War who rioted because they were given almost nothing but lobster to eat.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 04, 2016 11:58 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: josephistan at September 04, 2016 11:58 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 04, 2016 11:58 PM (N8hFs)
Probably raw and no butter.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 04, 2016 11:59 PM (P/kVC)
I saw a YouTube video of a house that has the same problem, it would drive you insane.
****
Shadow flicker.
This would make me insane after a while.
https://youtu.be/MbIe0iUtelQ
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 05, 2016 12:00 AM (SEXy3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 04, 2016 11:48 PM (jR7Wy)
I don't think we as a group could generate that toxic level of smug and self importance.
Also, aren't they tobacco and firearms free?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 12:00 AM (e9hKK)
I've been sketching out an essay in support of bringing back whipping posts for punishment of misdemeanors and non-violent crimes. Seems like it would be a lot more humane than crowded overheating prisons.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 05, 2016 12:00 AM (FYrz1)
I know I'm supposed to be outraged on behalf of the poor *innocent* prisoner but I just can't make myself feel it. I'm just like. "damn you set up the robbery, you took part of the loot, you are not fully innocent and I don't care if the years on death row was a much harsher sentence than you would have gotten if only convicted of the accessory stuff.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 04, 2016 11:56 PM (Jen0I)
If he was an accessory both before and after the fact, doesn't that put him under the felony murder statute? In that co-conspirators to a criminal enterprise share the guilt if a murder takes place.
Perhaps the guy was technically guilty of felony murder, but was mis-charged in the original trial.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2016 12:01 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 05, 2016 12:01 AM (lh7g2)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 05, 2016 12:01 AM (kP16F)
This would make me insane after a while.
https://youtu.be/MbIe0iUtelQ
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 05, 2016 12:00 AM (SEXy3)
Rather have an apartment next to the tracks.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 05, 2016 12:01 AM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:03 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 05, 2016 12:01 AM (P/kVC)
Caint says that's a good idea.
Posted by: Old Coot in the Clint Eastwood flick at September 05, 2016 12:04 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 05, 2016 12:01 AM (P/kVC)
There is a plantation of those bird choppers to the north of Peon Manor. The nearest of them is a full two miles away, and I can neither see nor hear them from the house, for which fact I am thankful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2016 12:04 AM (oqkO3)
At any rate, some nice woman in the church sends out the daily prayers and liturgy readings. I try to read up on them beforehand. if I can I couldn't go to the Vespers service this Saturday, but one of the people they were remembering was Blessed John "The Hairy" Fool for Christ at Rostov (1580) I guess I'm easily amused, but I laughed so hard at the name and his picture as an icon (He is indeed very hairy) that my husband came out to ask me what i was laughing about.
One of the interesting things is that the liturgy is so very formal and yet they have these little down to earth rather touching names for their holy people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:04 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:05 AM (6HqlZ)
A series of grisly murders bedevil and terrify a town. Only in the early morning or late afternoon does some fiend rend apart towns people. Who could it be?
It turns out the wind farms did it and the culprit? The whole town, because not just one person was affected by the strobe effect of the blades against a low slung Sun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:05 AM (XNHOq)
This would make me insane after a while.
https://youtu.be/MbIe0iUtelQ
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 05, 2016 12:00 AM (SEXy3)
Looks like somebody didn't NIMBY vigorously enough.
Posted by: random lurker at September 05, 2016 12:06 AM (+tRIN)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Probably starving, and saw some critter eating one. That's my theory.
I grew up and have lived on the Chesapeake Bay - (mumblety) years now.
I can eat an oyster when everyone else rejects it as overdone. Or in a good Rockefeller.
Raw? Yeah, NO.
Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 12:07 AM (vXUHK)
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I've lived about 150' from tracks and you do actually become mute to it. That flicker thing, I can't imagine I'd ever get used to it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 05, 2016 12:07 AM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 12:00 AM (e9hKK)
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That is hilarious, given the brobdingnagian piles of ganja smoked and the amount of fire spewing forth.
Anyway, we need a venue to wear our AoSHQ holographic onesies.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:07 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:07 AM (dKiJG)
A
series of grisly murders bedevil and terrify a town. Only in the early
morning or late afternoon does some fiend rend apart towns people. Who
could it be?
It turns out the wind farms did it and the culprit?
The whole town, because not just one person was affected by the strobe
effect of the blades against a low slung Sun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:05 AM (XNHOq)
I will direct this!
Posted by: M. Night Shymalamadingdong at September 05, 2016 12:08 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
Great idea!! Show up in a mid-70s era Ford pickup, playing Hank Williams Jr. REALLY LOUD, with Confederate Flag waving in the back. That would be entertaining. Make sure the gun racks inside the truck have actual guns on them. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 12:08 AM (20X6f)
PS They are hiring; they are always short staffed. Need a job? The Niece is forever pulling double shifts there.
PSS Read Three Felonies A Day, if you'd like to know how close each and every one of us is to prison ourselves. On the wrong side of the bars. Unless your name is Clinton. If you've ever noticed someone 'of interest' getting arrested for something completely different than the interest, that there is a clue that there is ALWAYS something they can charge you with.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 05, 2016 12:08 AM (gyKtp)
bringing back whipping posts for punishment of misdemeanors and
non-violent crimes. Seems like it would be a lot more humane than
crowded overheating prisons.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 05, 2016 12:00 AM (FYrz1)
I have been wondering about the costs and death rates of long-term imprisonment versus medically induced comas.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 12:08 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 12:08 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 12:09 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 05, 2016 12:09 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 12:09 AM (6IPEM)
I expect most of those people are repeat offenders and cannot raise bail because they have skipped on bail at least once before.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2016 11:45 PM (oqkO3)
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Most probably are, but I recall an incident of someone (or ones) who were in on suspicion, too poor to make bail, and they got that treatment, and it turned out to be a case of mistaken identity. Yeah, some of those detainees before trial might be guilty, but it's the principle. Sheriff Joe is saying that just by virtue of being in jail, the inmates deserve lousy treatment.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 05, 2016 12:09 AM (5o5ek)
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FenelonSpoke, I Googled his image (or icon, if you will) and he doesn't seem any hairier than your typical Williamsburg hipster.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:10 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 04, 2016 11:34 PM (N8hFs)
Starvation undoubtedly was the driver there.
Oysters were also considered poor man's food in the 19th century.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 05, 2016 12:12 AM (P8951)
I have been wondering about the costs and death rates of long-term imprisonment versus medically induced comas.
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You and whoever wrote Minority Report. That prison made me shudder a wee tad.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 05, 2016 12:12 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 05, 2016 12:12 AM (Jen0I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:12 AM (XNHOq)
I know I'm supposed to be outraged on behalf of the poor *innocent* prisoner but I just can't make myself feel it. I'm just like. "damn you set up the robbery, you took part of the loot, you are not fully innocent and I don't care if the years on death row was a much harsher sentence than you would have gotten if only convicted of the accessory stuff.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 04, 2016 11:56 PM (Jen0I)
Now if the original offender had killed some aging CBS "journalists," they would have had a rather different take on the story.
As would I.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 12:12 AM (SRKgf)
I think I shouldn't post while drinking Pisco and apple juice.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 12:09 AM (e9hKK)
Watch it with the teeth!
Posted by: tags at September 05, 2016 12:13 AM (ACqhm)
Great idea!! Show up in a mid-70s era Ford pickup, playing Hank Williams Jr. REALLY LOUD, with Confederate Flag waving in the back. That would be entertaining. Make sure the gun racks inside the truck have actual guns on them. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 12:08 AM (20X6f)
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Blow their minds by having an enormous rainbow Confederate flag.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:13 AM (jR7Wy)
***
I've lived about 150' from tracks and you do actually become mute to it. That flicker thing, I can't imagine I'd ever get used to it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
You do get used to it. I've lived right next to a subway station for years, that also is a major bus hub so there is always traffic going in and out. Doesn't bother me at all.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 12:13 AM (20X6f)
I'm right here!
Posted by: Strikethrough Tag at September 05, 2016 12:13 AM (vXUHK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:12 AM (XNHOq)
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Right?! Tell me you aren't intrigues at the idea.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:14 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Mister Golf Tee at September 05, 2016 12:14 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:14 AM (XNHOq)
They probably cleaned him up for the Icon. :^)
I just imagine these Russian people in the 1500s saying "Yes, "Blessed John" is such holy man but he's so very hairy. I occasionally write to the priest regarding my observations on the service. He probably thinks I'm insane (one of the insane people who laughs a lot ;^) but he doesn't go out of his way to avoid me at services-yet. I don't laugh during services.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:14 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 05, 2016 12:09 AM (rJUlF)
And what was basis for those huge egos? Had they cured cancer? Had they come up with unified field theory?
No. They were retards who entertained other retards. We could teach chimpanzees to play guitars. And apparently, have done.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 12:15 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky
I think Philip K Dick wrote Minority Report.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 12:16 AM (20X6f)
I have attended Eastern Rite Catholic Church, it's very nice. I love how they do communion the bread and wine are mixed and the priest uses a spoon, you tilt your head back and open your mouth. Also they can marry, it's the Roman rite where priests can't marry.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:16 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2016 12:16 AM (ACqhm)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 12:15 AM (SRKgf)
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Just think of the Townsend windmills a gibbon could do!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:16 AM (jR7Wy)
I think Philip K Dick wrote Minority Report.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 12:16 AM (20X6f)
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It was based on a book by him, but I don't know how loosely. I haven't read any Philip K Dick!
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 05, 2016 12:16 AM (5o5ek)
Alas Sting never grokked what Dire Straits was talking about either.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:16 AM (XNHOq)
So a few hours ago I was kicking around Gun Broker and saw some of the new LLama 1911's on there for $440. What surprised me is that it at least looks like they have decided to jump into the 1911 close market. In the past there was much that did not interchange.
Almost bought one, but I already have a gun on the way locally.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 05, 2016 12:17 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:14 AM (jR7Wy)
***
Sign me up. My life's been pretty boring lately.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 05, 2016 12:17 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2016 12:18 AM (ACqhm)
Only problem is, it's tough to find PKD fan clubs. There was one years ago but things didn't work out like they should have, probably because it was called "I Love Dick."
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 05, 2016 12:18 AM (OKox0)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 05, 2016 12:18 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 12:18 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:19 AM (XNHOq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 12:16 AM (20X6f)
I thought that movie was ridiculous. People were talking about how it was so deep, philosophically, handling crime before it happened ... and then I saw the movie and it was all based on friggin fortune-tellers. And to make it worse, it was just downhill from there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 05, 2016 12:19 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jay
And neither has anyone else. I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 05, 2016 12:19 AM (gyKtp)
and saw some of the new LLama 1911's on there for $440. What surprised
me is that it at least looks like they have decided to jump into the
1911 close market. In the past there was much that did not interchange.
Almost bought one, but I already have a gun on the way locally.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 05, 2016 12:17 AM (hVdx9)
Llama is back?
Maybe I can actually get magazines for my micro now...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 05, 2016 12:19 AM (P/kVC)
Yep and people kiss the chalice after they partake. One thing I find very touching is that they have a big basket of bread in the back (It's unconsecrated) that anyone can take a piece of. At one of the early services I was at someone came up and brought me bread. it makes it welcoming for those of us who are Christians but can't partake of the Eucharist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:19 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:14 AM (jR7Wy)
***
Sign me up. My life's been pretty boring lately.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 05, 2016 12:17 AM (rJUlF)
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You can be DJ Whitebread!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:20 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:20 AM (XNHOq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Meh, not ethnic enough. How about DJ Sourdough? Or-- I know, you can be DJ Pumpernickel! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 05, 2016 12:21 AM (OKox0)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 12:15 AM (SRKgf)
Fame and lots of money and chicks for free will do that to a young guy. I heard today about some 19 year baseball player getting a massive contract from (I think) the Dodgers. I think you'd have to be an exceptional person not to let it go to your head at that age.
If I had suddenly made millions at age 21, I'd like to think I wouldn't have become an asshole, but I do know I would have spent a lot of it on stupid things, because I spent money on a lot of stupid things at 21.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 05, 2016 12:21 AM (P8951)
The priests can marry, but I think you have to take a vow that if your wife dies you won't remarry. Archbishops cannot marry. They don't seem to have Bishops.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:21 AM (6HqlZ)
Only problem is, it's tough to find PKD fan clubs. There was one years ago but things didn't work out like they should have, probably because it was called "I Love Dick."
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They should have called it "Phil me."
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 05, 2016 12:21 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:21 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:22 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:22 AM (XNHOq)
Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2016 12:22 AM (ACqhm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 12:22 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:16
******
Was it a Byzantine Mass? I have been to a few of those but 2 1/2 hrs at Mass is kind of deal killer for me. Very beautiful, solemn Mass with a sense of the sacred preserved.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 12:22 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:23 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 05, 2016 12:24 AM (Jen0I)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 05, 2016 12:24 AM (P8951)
Hipster wannabees, but the mescaline fueled fully tatted and pierced
artsy folk are probably more than we really want to deal with.
Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2016 12:16 AM (ACqhm)
We should bring extra ammo, then, and practice volley firing ahead of time.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 12:24 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 05, 2016 12:24 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 05, 2016 12:21 AM (OKox0)
****
Keep with the Southern theme.
DJ Cornbread.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 05, 2016 12:24 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:24 AM (XNHOq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 05, 2016 12:25 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 05, 2016 12:09 AM (5o5ek)
Yes, some innocent (for certain values of "innocent") people may get caught up in the Maricopa County justice system and have a bad time of it.
Guess what? Truly innocent people every single day suffer death, injury, bereavement, or financial loss at the hands of criminals, many of which eventually wind up in Sheriff Joe's hospitality centers.
I have a house in Pinal County, not even a mile from the Maricopa County line. It got burgled, and I lost hundreds of dollars' worth of tools. If the shitbird who did it (and I have a pretty good idea of his I.D.) were to wind up dead of heat stroke in a Maricopa County jail, I would shed nary a tear about his cruel fate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2016 12:25 AM (oqkO3)
164 That's a mother-fuckin' LIE. They AREN'T being starved.
Why should they be more comfortable than the poor people who have to work to pay for their incarceration and/or the people they victimized?
Posted by: MAx at September 05, 2016 12:25 AM (0uuiT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 05, 2016 12:25 AM (OKox0)
I can eat an oyster when everyone else rejects it as overdone. Or in a good Rockefeller.
Raw? Yeah, NO.
NOT OF THE BODY! NOT OF THE BODY!
We reject you. Oysters on the half shell with a little fresh horseradish root grated on them are one of the prime reasons this is the Land of Pleasant Living. MMMMMMMM,OYSTERS.....
Posted by: Weirddave at September 05, 2016 12:26 AM (N8hFs)
***
I've lived about 150' from tracks and you do actually become mute to it. That flicker thing, I can't imagine I'd ever get used to it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
You do get used to it. I've lived right next to a subway station for years, that also is a major bus hub so there is always traffic going in and out. Doesn't bother me at all.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 12:13 AM (20X6f)
My dorm room in college had airplanes flying overhead, the College had a beacon on campus somewhere and they used it to line up for landings. It sounded like they were going to hit the building, after a while you get use to it.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:26 AM (dKiJG)
Maybe I should go into dog training?
It's weird, but when I walk over to Shirley's, I stop at the curb & make him sit for a hot minute.
I can't swear to it, but I think he's learned to look both ways before he crosses the street.
Posted by: Strikethrough Tag at September 05, 2016 12:27 AM (vXUHK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:14 AM (XNHOq)
Easily. Same FE-series block as the 390 which came stock in many of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2016 12:27 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 05, 2016 12:08 AM (gyKtp)
And that's just the way the Government likes it.
Posted by: DFCtomm at September 05, 2016 12:28 AM (q5sde)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 05, 2016 12:28 AM (WTSFk)
Well, this Eastern Orthodox is Byzantine. They put all the vestments on the Archbishop as part of the Ordination service-of a Deacon and they said "Catechumens" depart!" I'm not exactly a catechumen and I didn't depart. :^) nobody else did either The priest said to me later, "I am impatient with the fruitful Byzantine show" which was another thing that made me laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:29 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 05, 2016 12:30 AM (GdFQh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2016 12:19 AM (XNHOq)
Sadly, no. Hard to find any Transporters in any condition, other than fully-restored ones with 5-digit price tags on them.
By the way, my '73 Super Beetle project did a circuit of the yard yesterday, under its own power. Close to being road-worthy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2016 12:31 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at September 05, 2016 12:31 AM (rJUlF)
Either that, or I am a dryer.
Posted by: Chi at September 05, 2016 12:31 AM (vXUHK)
The priests can marry, but I think you have to take a vow that if your wife dies you won't remarry. Archbishops cannot marry. They don't seem to have Bishops.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:21 AM (6HqlZ)
The Orthodox churches chose their Metropolitans from the monastics.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 05, 2016 12:32 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Jay
And neither has anyone else. I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 05, 2016 12:19 AM (gyKtp)
No, but that means we're all on the same basis, and no one has the basis for arrogating great value to himself - least of all some high school dropouts who play a guitar, for God's sake.
Let's downshift: how many lives had these worthless assholes saved on the surgical table? Surely we can agree that some surgeons have saved some lives, yes? These musicians probably can't spell "surgeon."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 12:33 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 05, 2016 12:34 AM (rqp/Z)
Try a velco fly.
You need just enough of that sticky stuff to hold the seams on your fine blue jeans. Ain't never a catch, all ya gotta do is snatch. Through the velco fly.
Posted by: ZZ Top at September 05, 2016 12:34 AM (DW+jj)
That would make sense. Thanks.
I read a lovely book on devotional practices for individuals by the monks of New Skete,- Eastern Orthodox monks and nuns in NY state. They also have a bog about raising dogs-which they do to make money, I haven't read the dog book.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:35 AM (6HqlZ)
No it was Maronite Church, we were invited because my Dad was with the Knights of Columbus and they did an Honor guard.
If I could I would switch but only woman are allowed.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:35 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:35 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 05, 2016 12:36 AM (OKox0)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 05, 2016 12:36 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Fox2! at September 05, 2016 12:32 AM (brIR5)
And here I thought the choice in Metropolitans was whether you got a Nash one or a Hudson one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2016 12:36 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:35 AM (dKiJG)
Only women are allowed to do what?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:37 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2016 12:16 AM (ACqhm)
Not necessarily. What are the coordinates of their position? Alert the publishers of IQ tests that they may have to renormalize scores on short notice.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 12:37 AM (SRKgf)
******
Assuming that is you, Chi, yes you should srsly consider taking up dog training, especially if you do it one on one instead of with a group. That was the sole reason I picked mine. She insisted that she come to my house to do all the training bc it's my puppie's territory. Once we got good at that, we met off my property.
Just my opinion, but all the group classes don't seem to be effective. All the advice I have gotten from those of you that are master dog trainers matches what my own trainer has taught me.
It requires a lot of patience with the owners though. My get and trainer have told enough stories about how frequent it is that owners defend spoiling their dogs and are scared of traumatizing the dog if they are firm and strict. I'm so guilty of that but at least I know it.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 12:38 AM (6IPEM)
PS They are hiring; they are always short staffed. Need a job? The Niece is forever pulling double shifts there.
PSS Read Three Felonies A Day, if you'd like to know how close each and every one of us is to prison ourselves. On the wrong side of the bars. Unless your name is Clinton. If you've ever noticed someone 'of interest' getting arrested for something completely different than the interest, that there is a clue that there is ALWAYS something they can charge you with.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 05, 2016 12:08 AM (gyKtp)
Our pastor's oldest daughter is a nurse at one of the Dallas county jails. They're actually nice compared to the state prisons but she still has a broken heart over what many prisoners endure, especially sexual violations. She's a law and order conservative, too, not a liberal softie.
You're very right that almost all of us could be put away in prison for a very long time if someone really wanted to punish us. Think of all the times the left has used the legal system against conservatives like Rick Perry, Tom Delay, and the folks who went undercover to film Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 05, 2016 12:39 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:35 AM (dKiJG)
Only women are allowed to do what?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:37 AM (6HqlZ)
women can change from one Rite of the Catholic Church to another, they assume that she is doing it in order to marry a man that's in that Rite. And only once.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:40 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 12:15 AM (SRKgf)
Here we come
Walkin down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Every one we meet.
Posted by: Hey Hey We're The... at September 05, 2016 12:40 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 12:15 AM (SRKgf)
Here we come
Walkin down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Every one we meet.
Posted by: Hey Hey We're The... at September 05, 2016 12:40 AM (vBeA5)
...People in the barrel.
Posted by: buzzion at September 05, 2016 12:42 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Hey Hey We're The... at September 05, 2016 12:42 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:42 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 12:43 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: buzzion at September 05, 2016 12:42 AM (bMG0w)
Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2016 12:43 AM (SRKgf)
Maybe I can actually get magazines for my micro now...
Posted by: Burnt Toast
****
"Llama is back?"
Sort of. They only make the Max-1 and the little .380. I don't know if they will produce magazines etc. for individual sale.
Someone bought up the company and moved it to the Philippines I think. Eagle Imports is who brings them in.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 05, 2016 12:44 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Roy Schnieder at September 05, 2016 12:44 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:35 AM (6HqlZ)
Which was kinda funny, because isn't "God" "Bog" in Russian?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 12:45 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:40 AM (dKiJG)
Really? If you were a man you couldn't go from a RCC to an Eastern Rite one for theological reasons?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:45 AM (6HqlZ)
I never sleep!
Posted by: The Barrel at September 05, 2016 12:45 AM (vXUHK)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 12:45 AM (e9hKK)
It is; I'll take your word for it. I don't read Russian. and i don't know what it is in translation/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:46 AM (6HqlZ)
Picture it, with a Ma Deuce mounted above the cab, and a pair of Dillon Aero 7.62 minis mounted port n' starboard in the bed.
Towing a water buffla' full of Val U Rite, and at the head of a convoy of Hoardly vehicular terrors of all sorts, sizes and styles.
Horrors, mostly, cause they'd all be bristling with guns, booze, cigars and every kind of delicious
Don't think they'd be all to eager to try to run us offa the grounds?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 05, 2016 12:47 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 05, 2016 12:47 AM (vXUHK)
Posted by: Octopus at September 04, 2016 11:45 PM (Z4WiE)
Sorry, that made me laugh (former Wolverine fan here).
Posted by: Country Boy at September 05, 2016 12:48 AM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 05, 2016 12:39 AM (nvMvs)
That's because we have obscured the distinction between offenses that are mala in se and mala prohibida (hope I got that second one right). The first category are crimes that are intrinsically bad, like murder and robbery. The second are administrative "crimes"; things that are only illegal because some legislature declared them to be. Drugs being the prime example.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2016 12:48 AM (oqkO3)
on the internets.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 05, 2016 12:30 AM (GdFQh)
Are you saying that if it is on the internets it is by definition polyphemetic?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 12:50 AM (e9hKK)
Personally, while I think Dave has an oversized ego, I think he got tired of Eddie's shit and left.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 05, 2016 12:50 AM (6n332)
His signature routine was a dance that ended in jump, then a whistle, then a loud fart.
Posted by: ZZ Top at September 05, 2016 12:51 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: ZZ Top at September 05, 2016 12:51 AM (DW+jj)
Did he train on a diet of Melbourne cabbage?
Posted by: zombie Paul Boomer at September 05, 2016 12:53 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 05, 2016 12:54 AM (U6f54)
We have 4 boats backed up in a 2x2 thing tonight. In a cove for the night in Acworth, GA. Beautiful night, clear skies and a fingernail moon. We'll be going in about 10:00 in the morning,
Cuz the lake will be insane by then.
Life is currently very good.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 05, 2016 12:55 AM (YLidQ)
Personally, while I think Dave has an oversized ego, I think he got tired of Eddie's shit and left.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 05, 2016 12:50 AM (6n332)
One of the guys on Bob and Tom once said "I've met David Lee Roth, and I've met Sammy Hagar. Man Eddie must be a dick."
But I do figure that Roth has the ego you kind of expect from all lead singers.
Posted by: buzzion at September 05, 2016 12:55 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2016 12:45 AM (6HqlZ)
That's what I was told, so I could be wrong. You can attend mass etc but you are considered part of the Roman Rite. I don't remember who told me that.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 12:55 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 05, 2016 12:56 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 05, 2016 12:50 AM
******
That's interesting. What I read is that he and Eddie fought over the direction of the music. Eddie wanted more of a sound that would appeal to a broader audience and that's where the synthed up music started but Roth wanted to stick with the rock sound of their early music. Eddie is a control freak and got the last say in everything. It makes sense that once Dave realized he could make it on his own, he left.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 05, 2016 12:58 AM (6IPEM)
put away in prison for a very long time if someone really wanted to
punish us. Think of all the times the left has used the legal system
against conservatives like Rick Perry, Tom Delay, and the folks who went
undercover to film Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 05, 2016 12:39 AM (nvMvs)
Just look at how the law "operates" in Communist countries, if you want a preview of life under the Hillary administration. Everything is illegal, and that's so the system has a pretext to convict you for anything if the Inner Party doesn't like you, or suspects that you're not wholly on board with the Glorious Revolution. Then it's off to "re-education".
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 05, 2016 01:00 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 01:03 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 05, 2016 01:05 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 05, 2016 01:05 AM (rqp/Z)
He even joked about butt stuff, even analingus. There's a line in Rome and Juliet where Mercutio advises Romeo to find a girl who'll take it up the butt.
Again, the language has changed so much that these are lost on us.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 05, 2016 01:07 AM (DW+jj)
I have a great idea for for a food thread! - of course, it's 6 hours after I bought a big fat bottle of bourbon, so...
Posted by: The Barrel at September 05, 2016 01:08 AM (vXUHK)
Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at September 05, 2016 01:08 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 05, 2016 01:11 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 05, 2016 01:12 AM (T/cxb)
Burning Man would develop 'acceptable levels of freedom'
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 01:13 AM (e9hKK)
Even though they got taken over by Remington (ug), I haven't heard anything bad about them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 05, 2016 01:13 AM (/dFEo)
Posted by: Country Boy at September 05, 2016 01:13 AM (Idu2i)
There is no G-20 in Bingo! Not even that goofy retirement home bingo!
El Presidente Obama toadies insulted by Chicom airport officials. Quote: This is our airport, you didn't build it! Back in line, Socialist running dogs!
Herr Merkel ist eine verdammt gummipuppen.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 05, 2016 01:14 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 01:15 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: ZZ Top at September 05, 2016 12:51 AM (DW+jj)
Damn, I'm in the wrong line of work.
Posted by: rickl at September 05, 2016 01:18 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 05, 2016 01:24 AM (rqp/Z)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 05, 2016 01:26 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2016 01:27 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 01:29 AM (20X6f)
Politicized (but delicious) Pumpkin Stew Recipe
Tonight was "use up whatever's in the fridge to make a dinner" night, so having assessed what I have on hand, I decided to make a pumpkin stew.
I have been growing some pumpkins on a vine in my yard, but one of the pumpkins kind of "died" on the vine somewhat prematurely, and was a bit yellowish and started to deflate and obviously was never going to reach full maturity. So I harvested it anyway and stuck it in the fridge., and thought I'd give it a chance as food.
So here's what I did, along with the costs of each ingredient:
Fried an onion (6¢
and a home-grown zucchini (0¢ and a mildly hot pepper (about 8¢ in a pan until they really got overly browned (on purpose). Then put some water (essentially 0¢ directly into the blackened pan and added the cubed and skinned pumpkin. Heat to boiling, start to simmer, then add in a sliced carrot (maybe 5¢ and some fresh pole beans from my garden (0¢. Finally, add in a can of diced tomatoes (59¢ and a handful of pitiful cherry tomatoes from the garden that also didn't mature properly (0¢. In a separate little pan, fry up the coup de grace, some "soyrizo" -- a chorizo made with soy protein instead of meat (it's really really good from a vegetarian's perspective) -- I used about 1/6 of a $1.99 package, or 33¢ worth. When it's really super-fried, put it into the stew. Simmer for about 30 more minutes at least so the flavors blend. Then, another key -- take it off the heat and let it cool down for at least 15 minutes.
Enough to feed, basically, FOUR people. And all concurred with my assessment, that it was the most delicious pumpkin stew anyone had ever tasted!
Also: Super-healthy.
Total cooking time: 60 minutes.
And finally, the political part --
Total cost: $1.11.
(And more than half of that was a random can of diced tomatoes I had on the shelf, for which with a bit more effort I could have substituted some more of my own tomatoes. Without the can, it would have been 52¢ total.)
Conclusion: If you put the effort in to do some home cooking, you COULD quite easily feed your entire family with healthy and delicious and copious food for far less than the amount the average welfare recipient gets every month. I'm not on food stamps, obviously, but whenever I see the annual ritual of Democratic politicians playacting like it's impossible to live on the food stamp allowance, I just know that it's all bullshit.
Home-cooking skills are one of the keys to ending "poverty." In the "old days," folks with very little, money-wise, could still eat quite well. But such skills have almost completely disappeared from the average poor American household.
Posted by: zombie at September 05, 2016 01:33 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at September 05, 2016 01:34 AM (jBuUi)
If I could, I'd probably be here all day.
*
Puddleglum: I've lived right next to a subway station for years... Doesn't bother me at all.
Always liked the scene in Blues Bros where they go to the apartment right by the El tracks. Initially insane-making noise as the trains pass by constantly, it becomes kind of soothing... kind of.
Out here at our place, the tracks are a little over a half mile away. Perfect for enjoying the whistling and rumbling, but not so loud and close as to be annoying.
Posted by: mindful webworker - in engineer's hat at September 05, 2016 01:35 AM (QjxTy)
Posted by: mindful webworker - at a turtle's pace at September 05, 2016 01:36 AM (QjxTy)
Posted by: mindful webworker - pphhhtttt at September 05, 2016 01:46 AM (QjxTy)
Posted by: mindful webworker - in engineer's hat at September 05, 2016 01:35 AM (QjxTy)
I don't think the trains ever got soothing in Seven
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 05, 2016 01:47 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 01:47 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2016 01:50 AM (20X6f)
I learned to make bread, I think I paid today $0.30 a pound for flour (in 50lb quantities), the yeast I buy in bulk and I could go the sourdough route if I wanted to.
Once upon a time, being a good baker or a good cook was a mark of distinction
I also do a lot of cooking because I enjoy it and it is cheaper to buy the fixings and do it myself, and I like learning.
I have people ask me all the time why I cook this way. They usually eat what I bring, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 01:50 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: rickl at September 05, 2016 01:52 AM (sdi6R)
I have no idea why it is doing so well,
Posted by: Kindltot at September 05, 2016 01:53 AM (e9hKK)
Posted by: sinalco at September 05, 2016 01:54 AM (yODqO)
The actual dog is outside barking and shows no signs of being tired at all.
So, gonna brush tooth and sack out. Play nice, folks, and remember, tomorrow is Monday in name only.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ssnnnrrrzzzz at September 05, 2016 01:57 AM (QjxTy)
Posted by: mindful webworker - pphhhtttt at September 05, 2016 01:46 AM (QjxTy)
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"We don't get many Urukians in this bar..."
Posted by: Disembodied Sumerian Punchlines at September 05, 2016 01:58 AM (4HySM)
Although I am about THREE MILES from the nearest train tracks, when the trains go by at night, under the correct atmospheric conditions, I can hear them extremely distinctly, as if they were right outside my window -- I can hear each wheel clickety-clack as they pass over the welded joints, etc. But, because it's three miles away, it's all very distant and quiet and attenuated. Yet still crisply clear.
Meanwhile, in the intervening three miles, there is an entire urban landscape filled with car crashes and gunshots and frat parties and police sirens -- and yet I can't hear ANY of that, even though it's technically closer to me! Very weird.
So in my case, I find the trains sounds soothing.
Posted by: zombie at September 05, 2016 01:58 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 05, 2016 02:00 AM (/dFEo)
387 mindful webworker
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes:
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
Posted by: Enmerkar of Uruk at September 05, 2016 02:04 AM (FlRtG)
I have no idea why it is doing so well,
Posted by: Kindltot
Me too!
This year, all my Jerusalem artichokes are also about 10 feet tall, even though I never tended to them in any way -- they just grew on their own. And just right today, they are just beginning to show their flower buds. So we're in the exact same situation! I have no idea why this year they are growing so much taller than last year. El Nino, I guess.
In fact, they'e so big and there are so many plants that I have started to get worried about what to do with all those J-chokes. I have already begun researching additional ways to prepare them to eliminate (or attenuate) the intestinal gas situation. But sadly, apparently, it's much more difficult to deal with than I would prefer. There IS no good solution -- aside form the two that I stumbled upon (boiling in lemon juice, and pickling). Inulin is a harsh mistress. Slow cooking doesn't really solve the issue, despite the old wives' tales. "Cold storage" for six weeks can help (i.e. dig 'em up, but then purposely don't eat them for a month or two.)
Posted by: zombie at September 05, 2016 02:06 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 05, 2016 02:09 AM (rqp/Z)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 05, 2016 02:11 AM (VdICR)
Who asks a question like that?
Wallace is a disgrace and he is one of the debate moderators.
Incredible.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 05, 2016 02:13 AM (+lv+r)
---
So he basically called him a token.
Huh.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 05, 2016 02:14 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 05, 2016 02:15 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 05, 2016 02:18 AM (rqp/Z)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 05, 2016 02:25 AM (rlfds)
Polite way to say fu
Posted by: Jean at September 05, 2016 02:29 AM (ngn8T)
"Trump vs Clinton: Anal..."
Also it seems the revelation that the FAB claimed not to know what classification markings looked like has gone by the wayside without causing so much as a blip of discomfort for her.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 05, 2016 02:33 AM (+lv+r)
It's as if Hillary doesn't exist as a Presidential candidate.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 05, 2016 02:38 AM (+lv+r)
https://youtu.be/8LbCb592C0g
Why settle for an extinction-level meteor the size of Texas when the Earth can be lovingly embraced by a planet twice the diameter?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 05, 2016 02:52 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 05, 2016 03:07 AM (rqp/Z)
mayhem, wouldn't a good 6x6 Deuce n' a Half be more well suited?
Picture it, with a MK-17 mounted above the cab, and a pair of Dillon Aero 7.62 minis mounted port n' starboard in the bed and a quad 50 topping it off.
Towing a water buffla' full of Val U Rite, and at the head of a
convoy of Hoardly vehicular terrors of all sorts, sizes and styles.
#FTFY!
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 05, 2016 03:11 AM (eWPDq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 05, 2016 03:13 AM (eWPDq)
Mahler hailed Strauss as a genius, and Goebbels despised him good enough for me.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 05, 2016 03:15 AM (rqp/Z)
(My knees hurt, my heels hurt.)
I expected to have a sore arm a few days and maybe a little tired or fluey, but weird tightness in my muscles set in. All of my teeth began to ache like I had run the 400 yard dash and tried to win. And shortly thereafter I had jaw spasms - almost took myself to the ER, because it was hard to talk and swallow. It got worse, my jaw clenched so hard I cracked at least one molar.
Seems like the toxin might not have been perfectly denatured or something.
Posted by: SarahW at September 05, 2016 03:15 AM (Sp1NT)
Read up on the complete (rare) side effects of tetanus boosters. It sounds like you may been having one of the severe ones. Trouble swallowing is one that usually "contact your doctor immediately".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 05, 2016 03:21 AM (DW+jj)
I need a double-neck guitar that spews flames.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 05, 2016 03:31 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 05, 2016 02:11 AM (VdICR)
The butler did it....
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 05, 2016 03:35 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: SarahW at September 05, 2016 03:15 AM (Sp1NT)
Go see a doctor. That definitely ain't normal.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 05, 2016 03:50 AM (HalrA)
Today, we're hauling bourbon!
- Bourbon!-
Today, we're hauling Valu-Rite!
- Valu-Rite!-
Today, we're hauling hobo pelts!
- Hobo pelts!-
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 05, 2016 04:29 AM (SE7A4)
Posted by: bluebell at September 05, 2016 05:29 AM (A4pxH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 05, 2016 05:36 AM (u82oZ)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 05, 2016 05:36 AM (u82oZ)
It is the major suck now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 05:37 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 05:38 AM (MP6Qb)
Hope you're all having a great Labor Day weekend that does not involve too much animal husbandry.
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 05:41 AM (MP6Qb)
I wanted to follow zombie's recipe but I'm wondering where I can find pitiful cherry tomatoes. We only have admirable cherry tomatoes in NY. Are those a Cali thing?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at September 05, 2016 05:41 AM (WlGX+)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 05:42 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: bluebell at September 05, 2016 05:42 AM (A4pxH)
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 05:43 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: bluebell at September 05, 2016 05:44 AM (A4pxH)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 05:52 AM (mpXpK)
You're welcome, bluebell.
It was worse. I started out with two injured ducks...attacked by a weasel. One didn't make it butt the other did and left me her first egg yesterday.
Dog and duck go home today, thank heaven.
Safe travels, my Moronette friend.
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 05:55 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 05:57 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)
http://fxn.ws/2bN8kNo
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2c1LeWi
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)
http://nyp.st/2cb54Q
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2cgJjgm
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2cdsV1D
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2c0K37F
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2cdsYe0
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/2cc4xO1
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
http://bit.ly/1qd89lF
That's it for today folks. Gee, and we thought yesterday was a slow day. I suspect tomorrow will be even worse.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
"He has only a few months left and when Trump enters the office Obama's
name will have no more power than the vomit in the back alleys from
winos in DC."
Nice thought, Vic. Made me go all warm and fuzzy.
BTW, link on the Cheryl Mills thing at 442 doesn't go there.
Didn't mean to hurry you. This is why I came in. Gave up trying to separate the wheat from the chaff myself. What's the point, when you do it so well?
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:05 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:07 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:07 AM (MP6Qb)
A great selection of links. The Texas ruling is significant. And pbho is a barking mad raving loony on anything foreign policy related.
I kinda like slow news days. A happy country will have little "news".
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 05, 2016 06:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 06:12 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:13 AM (MP6Qb)
http://nyp.st/2cb54Q7
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:13 AM (mpXpK)
I'm confused. Thought that Texas ruling was a dissenting opinion.
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:13 AM (MP6Qb)
It was, he put out some common sense, but common sense lost can't have that with lawyers.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:16 AM (mpXpK)
It's not great news, but it is resistance to a Leftist trope, and can be revisited later.
It highlights the need to recapture the judicial system.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 05, 2016 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 05, 2016 06:18 AM (Humwb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 05, 2016 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 06:19 AM (mvFsG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 05, 2016 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
Not only are we not recapturing but Obama, with the help of Senate RINOs, is packing the courts even further with far left commies in black robes. Most of the appellate courts now have 3/4 majorities of Democrat zeolites who don't give a shit for the constitution.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:20 AM (mpXpK)
You're right. At least it wasn't a unanimous ruling.
Texas is a heluva lot more liberal than people realize.
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:20 AM (MP6Qb)
Not awesome.
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 05, 2016 06:22 AM (Humwb)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:22 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:20 AM (MP6Qb)
It is like most States, the large urban areas are all commie, the rural areas not so much. Its just that TX has so much more rural areas then most of the other States. CA does too but those areas there are mostly low population deserts.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:24 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:27 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)
On a happy note, over at WZ, there is a story about Captain Hudner being honored. It will make it dusty wherever you are.
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 06:34 AM (mvFsG)
Well we are down in the 50s now. First time since early May.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:32 AM (mpXpK)
Brrrrr. 63 (insert degree sign here) currently on the upper Mississippi.
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:35 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: william at September 05, 2016 06:38 AM (JMJJs)
Nice story.
Linky. http://tinyurl.com/hsewzuw
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:39 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 06:40 AM (mvFsG)
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 06:40 AM (mvFsG)
Me too; damn neighbor tried calling me at 2300 last night wanting more liquor.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:50 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 06:51 AM (mpXpK)
Neighbors here had a party. Gave up on sleep at midnight. Maybe a brief nap is in order.
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:51 AM (MP6Qb)
Some accounts suggest that Kim Yong Jin dozed off during a meeting with
He Who Is Not To Be Trifled With. Although maybe Kim Jong Un instead
found fault with the deputy's reported "disrespectful posture." Was he
slouching? Pouting? Unclear.
Posted by: Colin at September 05, 2016 06:52 AM (hIWCG)
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 06:53 AM (mvFsG)
He Who Is Not To Be Trifled With.
BHO only wishes he could do this. I'm sure the press would be willing accomplices.
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 06:58 AM (mvFsG)
Good grief, Vic. Does he not know that liquor stores exist?
Neighbors here had a party. Gave up on sleep at midnight. Maybe a brief nap is in order.
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 06:51 AM (MP6Qb)
They are all closed here on Sunday, and besides when they are open they close at 1900. They can not seem to go to the store and stick up on Sat to be prepared for Sunday.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 07:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 07:02 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 07:03 AM (mvFsG)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 05, 2016 07:05 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 07:06 AM (0G2eQ)
Ugh. Cranky. Couch. Thanks for the news, Vic. Later, all.
Posted by: creeper at September 05, 2016 07:16 AM (MP6Qb)
zZZz............
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 05, 2016 07:20 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 05, 2016 07:20 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:25 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: fluffy at September 05, 2016 07:26 AM (eiFlk)
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:27 AM (Sfs6o)
You were so ugly, your Momma dropped you and slapped the Doctor.
bada bing!!
Oh you meant good Jokes.
Nope. Nothing here.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 05, 2016 07:29 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 07:30 AM (mvFsG)
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:31 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 07:33 AM (mvFsG)
Posted by: Colin at September 05, 2016 07:34 AM (hIWCG)
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 07:36 AM (mvFsG)
Zombie, I've heard the skin contains the most insulin. Try peeling to reduce the "fartichoke" effect.
Posted by: Dirty throttle body at September 05, 2016 07:36 AM (iLoHX)
That's the best advice of all. Keep cutting it more and more each time. That way, you're not saying no, but giving a really good hint.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 05, 2016 07:38 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2016 07:43 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 05, 2016 07:44 AM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 07:44 AM (ptqRm)
I haven't been here for months. I know myself & if I stop by for a minute, I'll be here hours.
It's 58 degrees in Boston area. We had 20 days over 90 degrees. Another was supposed to be August 31, but the sun never came out.
Hi Vic, Fluffy, Infidel, Creeper.
I'm sorry if I messed anyone.
Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 07:46 AM (sj3Ax)
It's like wearing a condom. Takes all the fun away.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 05, 2016 07:47 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 05, 2016 07:49 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 07:50 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: undocumented Tim Kaine at September 05, 2016 07:50 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Weasel at September 05, 2016 07:52 AM (Sfs6o)
It's like wearing a condom. Takes all the fun away.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 05, 2016 07:47 AM (ZFUt7)
I didn't know that, interesting. Sort of like 3.2 beer. I remember at Ft. Knox, the beer sold was low alcohol beer....?? Going to Germany, first glass of German beer nearly knocked me on my ass.
Posted by: Colin at September 05, 2016 07:54 AM (hIWCG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 05, 2016 07:59 AM (fOgSR)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:00 AM (mpXpK)
Two Bottles of Weissen. Did me in.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 05, 2016 08:01 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 05, 2016 08:02 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:00 AM (mpXpK)
Same here!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 05, 2016 08:03 AM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 05, 2016 08:04 AM (mpXpK)
I never got back to you on Twitter. I've stayed off of it since they did away with Milo and only popped in to check on you.
Good to see you!
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 05, 2016 08:04 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 05, 2016 08:06 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Carol at September 05, 2016 08:06 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 08:07 AM (mvFsG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:07 AM (ptqRm)
Hillary Clinton got a reported $8 million for her first lady book, but IIRC, the publisher lost money on the book.
Of course, she wasn't a "historic first" like the Obamas, so maybe that explains why publishers think so many more people will shell out money for the Obamas' books? Seems like a pretty risky proposition to me, but maybe they're counting on the Obamas putting clauses into their speaking contracts requiring the purchase of X number of their books, or perhaps they've made a deal with Hillary to require the government to purchase X number of their books (like Obama was having the government purchase copies of his books).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 05, 2016 08:08 AM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2016 08:08 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2016 08:12 AM (mvFsG)
Posted by: Smitteh at September 05, 2016 08:15 AM (g9d8D)
don't do da crime.
Posted by: AtlJim at September 05, 2016 09:38 AM (KtpTY)
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