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Overnight Open Thread (2 Sep 2016)
Worst Song Of All Time
tmi3rd posted this on the moron Facebook group. An oral history of "We Built This City," the worst song of all time. Now while I agree it is an awful song, but is it really the worst song of all time? What say you morons? Traffic Deaths Traffic deaths in 2015 climb by largest increase in decades. Maybe we shouldn't be handing out drivers licenses as IDs. I keed, I keed. I think it's a combination of many things and probably the greatest one not mentioned in the article is that people have too much faith in the protective devices their cars come with these days. They drive like they have NASCAR level of safety devices and drive like they are in a NASCAR race. Only they suck at it, they don't have a spotter, and they don't have a roll cage. 100 Years Of Ladies Shoes Here ya go 'ettes. Haven't had a shoe discussion in awhile!"A 5 percent blend should not even be called biofuel; it is petroleum fuel with an expensive additive," he said. Assuming the current price of $1.60 per gallon ($500 pmt) for the 94.5 percent fraction of the latest biofuel blend, the 5.5 percent biofuel fraction cost $13.64 per gallon.Grilling Yummy. The science of grilling: how a grill gives steak its flavor. Dog Video
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Molly k. at September 02, 2016 09:56 PM (shN0m)
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at September 02, 2016 09:57 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Molly k. at September 02, 2016 09:57 PM (shN0m)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 09:58 PM (vyqqu)
Top and bottom of each page marked for the highest class on that page.
Cover sheet for the highest class in the document.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 09:58 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 09:58 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (P/kVC)
'Rons, please pray for us. We have to make a heartbreaking decision about one of our cats. I think we're going to have to put her down. I've talked about her before. She has feline stomatitis. We've been treating her for a year, she's getting progressively worse. I thought a month ago we were at the end. The vet suggested a boost in her steroids, we agreed, it lasted no longer. I just can't have her suffer any longer.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Molly k. at September 02, 2016 10:00 PM (shN0m)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2016 10:01 PM (JmjOe)
"C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
OH! Cookie, cookie cookie starts with C!"
So the "C" on the documents simply meant that you have to read them while eating COOKIES!
Posted by: Cookie Monster at September 02, 2016 10:01 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:01 PM (+eR2D)
Keeping students ignorant of the past makes them more susceptible to the influences of Progressive propaganda, while ginning up faux outrages and fear mongering insures that most students, even if exposed to actual history and philosophy, will stay within the Progressive fold.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12300
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 02, 2016 10:01 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:02 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Molly k. at September 02, 2016 10:02 PM (shN0m)
Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 10:02 PM (Pf2mI)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 02, 2016 10:02 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:03 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (c+z1/)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (dULJN)
But, it could be worse. I could live in the eastern part of the state.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Me and You and A Dog Named Boo at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: jim at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (rnwV8)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (jV8Mq)
Thank you. I thought I was prepared for this 2-3 months ago. I was wrong.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:06 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2016 10:06 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Obvious Bill Clinton Sock at September 02, 2016 10:06 PM (HRm/K)
Posted by: Billy don't be a hero at September 02, 2016 10:07 PM (w+Jhj)
But Havin' My Baby by Mac Davis is much much worse.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2016 10:07 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:07 PM (oc5O1)
Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 10:07 PM (Pf2mI)
Soros was quoted (somewhere, I forget) as saying that Hillary will lose the popular vote, but she will be elected President because it is already a done deal.
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (c+z1/)
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (oc5O1)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel"
Well, there go the bonus points for correct spelling....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Alone Again, Naturally at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (Tyii7)
"I just died in your arms tonight" was way more terrible.
Posted by: V the K at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (jn7FC)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (dKiJG)
HRC claims she didn't know. She's always said she never mishandled
anything marked "Classified", which is probably correct. Nothing is
marked "Classified".
Posted by: jim at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (rnwV
Did she do the AIR QUOTES gesture when she said it?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (6IPEM)
Ok, now you've done it.
Worst song,
Stand - by - your - man
ok, no
it's
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final TODAY!
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (c+z1/)
Posted by: hilllary at September 02, 2016 10:10 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Paul Anka at September 02, 2016 10:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)
Sorry to hear that. Be well DGirl.
Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2016 10:10 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2016 10:10 PM (A4pxH)
Posted by: SCOAMF at September 02, 2016 10:10 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 10:11 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:11 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (6IPEM)
*****
Burn the Heretic!
Scorpions were awesome. Meh on the Eagles.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 10:11 PM (g6yUI)
Guy won't fight. Promised his daddy he wouldn't. So they gang rape his girl. At which point, he decides to fight.
Somebody wrote that. As a song.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (A4pxH)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Adriane the Turing Test Critic ... at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (AoK0a)
version of Oliver Twist as a woman and she wil fight crime? F U NBC this
makes zero sense.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (dKiJG)<<<
What a twiiiist!
Posted by: M. Night Shamalamadingdong at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:13 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 10:13 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: homer simpson at September 02, 2016 10:13 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (R+30W)
Go on...
Posted by: Dick Morris at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (HRm/K)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ9fPnzcMHk
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (Pz4pT)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 02, 2016 10:02 PM
Anyone voting for her after this mishandling of info is an idiot.
Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (EZebt)
That Garth Brooks song - "Papa loved momma, momma loved men. Momma's in the graveyard pappa's in the pen."
Great song, you can sing along with, but Damn, that's an awful song.
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (c+z1/)
It was quite cute actually.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (hVdx9)
Somebody wrote that. As a song.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (Pz4pT)
And? I don't see what the problem is. A guy promises his father he won't go down the same path of fighting as dad did, until he realized that you have to fight sometimes. What exactly is wrong with the story?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (FYrz1)
tmi3rd posted this on the moron Facebook group. An oral history of "We Built This City," the worst song of all time. Now while I agree it is an awful song, but is it really the worst song of all time? What say you morons?
Wiggle - Jason DeRulo
https://youtu.be/hiP14ED28CA
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (bMG0w)
At my age....... Happy Birthday is thw worsesong ever.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (w+Jhj)
Corrected in #38. before your post.
And I was completely unaware of anything that may have been wrong. And being unaware of things is now a wonderful defense....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (oc5O1)
Talk about a song that made me want to go postal.
I hope ISIS kidnaps that "girl".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (6FqZa)
*sniff*Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (1qrFE)
He could do a lot of that shit. Shooting clays backwards with the gun on his head was my favorite.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 02, 2016 10:17 PM (F1iXz)
What made it truly awful is they played it incessantly on the stations I listened to. I'm sure there were worse things being played on the bubblegum stations, but the AOR format is supposed to be just for the cool stuff, damnit. Plus, they keep playing it even today on the oldies rock channels!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 02, 2016 10:17 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (OLNwX)
****
Are you okay, t-bird? How bad is the damage to the car?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (hVdx9)
My nomination? Well the version of "Hooked On A Feeling" with the ooga-chugga, ooga-chugga intro is right up there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (oqkO3)
She had a hard start to life. I was able to give her 13+ good years. I'm thankful for that. The pain is a purely selfish thing.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (bMG0w)
I feel that pain. I know it's coming with one of mine. If you can, see if the vet will come to you so you don't have to subject both of you to that awful trip. (hugs) Do the best you can by your furry friend and know they'll be waiting on you.
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (RfzVr)
And I was completely unaware of anything that may have been wrong. And being unaware of things is now a wonderful defense....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel"
OK, half of 'em back because you typed faster than I did.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (w+Jhj)
In other news religion of peace bombs public market in Davao City, Philippines (home of President Duterte) killing 14 and injuring dozens.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (yIIdQ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 10:19 PM (6FqZa)
"And he grills!"
"Oh my God, did I grill!
It was such a thrill!"
"NYAR!"
"Pass the bar-be-que sauce!"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2016 10:20 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (6IPEM)<<<
Oh, I'm fine.
(somethin' tells me t-bird was just funnin' about distracted drivers.)
Posted by: Brad (the car) at September 02, 2016 10:20 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
****
Spoof version:
Somebody that I used to bone
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:20 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (1qrFE)
I know it's' the right thing. That should make it easier, right?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:21 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 10:21 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Indiana Wants Me at September 02, 2016 10:21 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at September 02, 2016 10:21 PM (AnkaJ)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (JmjOe)
Still could be worse. Could NOT be hearing HBD anymore.
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: RTW at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (3frOv)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (v3DL/)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (kP16F)
oooga chucka
heh
As a long haul truck driver I learned to never tell your dispatcher where you hated to go. If she ever got mad at you, that was where she would send you.
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (c+z1/)
He's a Moslem so he beats the shit out of his wife for having been gang-raped. Or is that a different song I'm thinking about?
Posted by: homer simpson at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (lh7g2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - feeling the warmth at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
All pop songs will wither under heavy rotation for two reasons.
They're all short, 3':30~3':50 on average.
And, they're either written by or for 16 year olds. The lyrics of 99% of pop songs are utter shit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (V3IFq)
****
Okay, thanks. I guess I missed the background reference to this. So, t-bird is okay then. Who is Brad the car? What is that a reference to?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (6IPEM)
Traffic deaths in 2015 climb by largest increase in decades. Maybe we shouldn't be handing out drivers licenses as IDs. I keed, I keed.
I sure as hell ain't kidding:
Last year Assembly Bill 60 was implemented, granting people in the country illegally the right to obtain driver's licenses in California.
An estimated 605,000 licenses were issued under the law last year, accounting for nearly half of all new licenses, according to the California DMV. Nearly 400,000 of the licenses were issued during the first six months.
Direct cause and effect here.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (Tyii7)
CNN sez 9 Notes from the Clinton FBI interview
Boy, reading those two headers, you'd barely think there was anything of note at all. Of course both places have multiple Trump articles on their front pages.
If you slapped their elbows, you'd break their fingers off in their ears.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)
Talk about a song that made me want to go postal.
I hope ISIS kidnaps that "girl".
First time I heard that song I started parodying it as "Don't Rape the Squirrel."
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Smitteh at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (ldPei)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (FYrz1)
Ummm.... the gang rape?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: jim at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (rnwV
Well, when you think about it "classified" has no intrinsic meaning of secrecy. It just means, in the context of information, that somebody has placed in a category of information. Could be "public", could be "top secret", could be "confidential".
Now, I think colloquially, it tends to be used as shorthand for "classified: Top Secret", but I don't expect the actual rules are so cavalier with definitions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:25 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (V3IFq)
Yeah... that kind of applies to the lyrics of all songs. Even songs that I like. Shakespeare they are not.
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:25 PM (bMG0w)
I sure as hell ain't kidding:
Last year Assembly Bill 60 was implemented, granting people in the country illegally the right to obtain driver's licenses in California.
An estimated 605,000 licenses were issued under the law last year, accounting for nearly half of all new licenses, according to the California DMV. Nearly 400,000 of the licenses were issued during the first six months.
Direct cause and effect here.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
****
The sh*t I am recording on my dash cam is unreal. It's like people have gone insane and they think the laws of physics no longer apply to them.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:21 PM (+eR2D)
I find the right thing to do is rarely the easy thing to do; nevertheless, it is still the right thing to do! Remember, you have been given the responsibility to be the guardian of your pet, and that is not an easy job. I hope that both of your find some peace!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (+eR2D)
"as long as the rubes don't find out"
Posted by: Uniparty at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (THQkN)
I tend to repress unpleasant memories.
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (c+z1/)
Wurst, or Wrust?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smFG7cdIuIE
Posted by: The Metal Hat at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: C is for cooter, dusty and dry. at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (yIIdQ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (kdS6q)
Ahhh. I'm sure at least half of the DUI fatalities are tied to it as well.
Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (Pf2mI)
Posted by: Yogi Berra, philosopher at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (6IPEM)
****
Okay, thanks. I guess I missed the background reference to this. So, t-bird is okay then. Who is Brad the car? What is that a reference to?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (6IPEM)
The Liberty Mutual commercial.
https://youtu.be/BRmbsoVKzt0
Personally I think "Brad" had his own brake lines cut.
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
****
LOL.
Spare the squirrel. Take the girl!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (hVdx9)
The prices are always higher at the station where we fill up, because they have only unsubsidized non-ethanol gas, but at least I don't have to worry about too much high-fructose corn syrup in the tank. Um, unless they get a wrong delivery, I suppose.
Posted by: mindful webworker - fill 'er up at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2016 10:28 PM (T+xcT)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:29 PM (P/kVC)
reference to this. So, t-bird is okay then. Who is Brad the car? What
is that a reference to?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (6IPEM)<<<
I think the bad/texting driver in an accident thing was a play on the Traffic Death On the Rise link in the content section.
I think t-bird's ok... but then again... they haven't posted anything since.
Brad is the name the chick in the Liberty Mutual commercial gave her car... that she totaled... and was so distraught over. Kinda a meme around here of late.
Posted by: Brad (the car) at September 02, 2016 10:29 PM (H9MG5)
Some things are not, can not, and should never be "easy". This is one of them.
Dusty in here. I've got a couple cats to give skritches to, in y'all's honor.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2016 10:29 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 02, 2016 10:30 PM (gdnq1)
"Old, fat white man plays the blues"
http://bit.ly/2bKeMe4
Posted by: mindful webworker - fill 'er up at September 02, 2016 10:30 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen whining through his nose 'baby we were born to ruuuuun' at September 02, 2016 10:31 PM (yIIdQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 10:31 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 10:31 PM (vyqqu)
This is tough, and I'm sorry. I've been there, and it's heartbreaking.
My best advice is crazy in a way: Ask your cat.
I've been amazed at how well animals face their departure from this world. When they're ready, they let us know. They also let the other cats know; this is what we in CasaHorse call "the talk." It's when one cat says goodbye to the other.
You know your cat, and you'll also be able to tell when she's really not with you any more. And if you're not sure, believe me - ask her.
:-(
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 10:31 PM (lh7g2)
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (c+z1/)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2016 10:28 PM (T+xcT)
Oh God Yes. I remember that being played *continuously* in the early seventies. And always at the funerals of anyone who died young. Blech. Haven't heard it in 15 years and hope that trend continues. (Now I've got an earworm - thanks for nothing.)
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (+0EeU)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (0mRoj)
Very, very sorry DangerGirl for what you are going through. I do pray for you and your family, for it sounds like a sad loss, indeed.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 10:33 PM (jV8Mq)
"On the Floor"
http://tinyurl.com/ok7nvq9
Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2016 10:33 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 10:33 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:33 PM (LdMbv)
And useless in hell
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: approximately at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (THQkN)
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (T+xcT)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)
It's hard that they can't tell us what they truly need. We have to be strong and make the agonizing decision without their input. I know that you are strong and decent people who love their animals and that your decision will be the best one for both the cat and all of you.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (VSenK)
Posted by: 007 Hillary at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (kP16F)
people in the country illegally the right to obtain driver's licenses
in California.
An estimated 605,000 licenses were issued under
the law last year, accounting for nearly half of all new licenses,
according to the California DMV. Nearly 400,000 of the licenses were
issued during the first six months.
Direct cause and effect here.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (kdS6q)
There is this bod stereotype that some folks from the deep-deep south really like to get liquored up and careen down the road.
Different cultures are... different
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:35 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at September 02, 2016 10:35 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: 007 Hillary at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (LdMbv)
****
Slapweasel is in da House!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (YLidQ)
My vote for worst song is Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart. I always want to give him a box of chocolates, a heating pad, and a Midol when I hear it.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (kXoT0)
The basic rules for handling classified (meaning sensitive in some manner related to our National interest) data have only been around for decades, and have been continuously revised to account for changes in technology. For example, what worked for a manual typewriter and carbon paper might not apply well to an networked computer. The people charged with security are very professional and serious, but they all know that a psychopath operating at the Clinton level can defeat the best data handling procedures they can create because they weave a large web of willing traitors that stand to benefit from the treason they commit.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM)
Well look at it this way. You have enough of a life that you don't get the reference to a joke about a freaking commercial.
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (bMG0w)
Best song evah? Brown Eyed Girl.
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (Tyii7)
----
Shouldn't that be "Girl with the brown eye"?
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (v3DL/)
Worst song - "Imagine"
I'm drink and that's the first thing that came to mind so it must be true.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:07 PM (oc5O1)
Have to agree with that one. Fucking drivel has been inspiring mental midgets to give socialism a hundreth try ever since it was written.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (3myMJ)
This is outrageous.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2016 10:37 PM (QHcdg)
I'm gonna fly
fly away
fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly
fly away
I'm gonna fly
fly away
fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly
fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly
fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly
*you're welcome*
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2016 10:37 PM (gyKtp)
166 Aerosmith, Dream On is highly overrated too. I hate long songs.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:35 PM (6IPEM)
I love this cover of it. That could be because Morgan James is quite sexy with great curves.
https://youtu.be/Yq4KA0mUnC8
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:38 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (jOi+y)
That one goes just under Imagine for worst of all time. It's absolutely f-ing awful, but doesn't inspire people to take up bad political ideologies that have murdered over a hundred million people.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (HalrA)
It's that time of year again: ramping up for the 3rd Annual Southwest Ohio Moron Meetup.
Scheduled for October 22nd in the Dayton area.
Want to be kept in the loop?
Drop me a line at swohmome@mail.com (and please include your nic).
Posted by: ibguy at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (vUcdz)
That summer that they kept playing Jose Feliciano's "Light My Fire" and all you wanted was the Doors - the long version that never got played again.
LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire
Posted by: mindful webworker - LightMyFire at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (HVQlX)
Geez, there could be a whole thread about that topic alone.
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: mindful webworker - fill 'er up at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (5a8XA)
I only put real gas in my car, during a trip to Texas in June, I asked my nephew where to find real gas. He said Texas passed a law requiring at least 10% ethanol in all gasoline a few years ago. ->- That was my shocked face at Texas doing such a thing to the oil industry!
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mellow at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (OQY7D)
Listen to your inner voice when you are alone with your animal and observe their behaviour when with other animals. The signals are faint, but they are eminently readable.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (wCEn4)
Good song.
The Host of Seraphim
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zo5pobxPosted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)
----
oooo- Dead Can Dance. Always loved them. "Within the Realm of a Dying Sun" is a brilliant album.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (v3DL/)
Posted by: Hitlery (C)liton at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (YZbkB)
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (+0EeU)
Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London
Ah-woo! (repeat)
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (HVQlX)
One of my all time favorites. I love all the references in it.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (kXoT0)
'We Will Never Pass This Way Again' was ours. I was so f'n happy about that but I hate that damn song.
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (+0EeU)
Should have read "two *feline* beasts".
I ain't been drinkin'! Much...
Okay, my BAC is lower than Hillary!'s, so that's something.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (jV8Mq)
I shit you not, that's a real headline
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (dULJN)
This is outrageous.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (QHcdg)
there was a song "Foot Stompin"
Foot Stompin
Foot Stompin
Foot Stompin
Foot Stompin
Foot Stompin
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h9vbcm5
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (c+z1/)
I especially like the version of "City" with the little girl and the kitten:
http://tinyurl.com/p955m73
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (E8rzL)
'We Will Never Pass This Way Again' was ours. I was so f'n happy about that but I hate that damn song.
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (BO/km)
Hey at least you didn't graduate in 2000 when that stupid Vitamin C "Graduation" song was popular.
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (bMG0w)
Hello, everyone. The worst song of all time is "Sometimes When We Touch" by Dan Hill.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 02, 2016 10:43 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2016 10:43 PM (QHcdg)
Posted by: L, Elle
________
Crap. I used to like it because I felt I had to, then I sort of didn't like it so much. Now I'm at the age where I feel secure enough in my musical tastes to call "Dream On" utter crap.
A shame, too. The rest of Aerosmith's first album is flawless.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 10:43 PM (lh7g2)
Oh, and the other worst song of all time is "Christmas Shoes."
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 02, 2016 10:43 PM (5o5ek)
Yes, it's the worst song in history.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 02, 2016 10:43 PM (zc3Db)
Or
Achy Breaky Heart
Or
We Didn't Start The Fire
There's bad, and then there's worse.
Posted by: scoville at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (hWh8W)
Still trying to figure out what the Saudis were doing with them in Yemen as it is a terrible anti-personel weapon.
Posted by: rocketguy at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (rtMMp)
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (HPNqc)
Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (A4pxH)
Posted by: RTW at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (3frOv)
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (iMxBJ)
#4 on my worst song list, behind Imagine and Fly Away... tied for just about every song by just about every boy band ever. Synthesized, manufactured crap with lyrics written to appeal to tween girls.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (HalrA)
After 750 ml of something that was 11.5% alcohol and 5 Labatt's Blue which are 5% alcohol, I'm able to comfortably sit in my extremely comfortable Lay_Z_Boy chair without too much discomfort in the periformis and glute muscles.
So ace can possibly post, relatively painfree, with just enough alcohol!!! A lot of alcohol...But still...I'm a problem solver.
And my experiment to see if alcohol would deaden pain and loosen up muscles was apparently a preliminary success.
Suck it!! SCIENCE BITCHES!!!
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (oc5O1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (oqkO3)
I I I am......hooked on a feeling,
Huh. Always liked this one.
Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (gjgWX)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 10:45 PM (v3DL/)
http://tinyurl.com/pgomnsc
Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2016 10:45 PM (jkkMG)
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (bMG0w)
"Here's to the Night" by Eve 6 was 2001's high school graduation song. It's mediocre at best, but still much better than "Graduation".
Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2016 10:45 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:45 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (c+z1/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (bMG0w)
I got Green Day's "Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)" for mine. There could have been a lot worse, and the parenthesis was exactly how I felt about high school. I wasn't exactly sad to turn the page on that chapter.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (HalrA)
Funny thing about the bonut video (which I saw the other day) is that, about 1/2 way thru, AB changes it to "bronuts."
Heh.
Posted by: ibguy at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (vUcdz)
Jose Feliciano At His Best from Amazon. They directly sell some 6,000 of my CDs and DVDS. I need to get rid of them.
Posted by: Mellow at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (OQY7D)
Eagles -- "Take It Easy", "Witchy Woman", "Peaceful Easy Feeling"
Desperado -- A Western-themed concept album with the hits "Desperado" and "Tequila Sunrise". There was a time in the late '70s when I was working a boring job where I'd run through each song in my head in order
On the Border -- "Already Gone", "Ol' '55" (written by Tom Waits) and "Best of My Love"
One of These Nights -- "OOTN", "Lyin' Eyes", "Take it to the Limit" and a instrumental piece I really like, "Journey of the Sorcerer", which would fit right in as a "Firefly" background piece of music:
http://tinyurl.com/pne5dkx
I still liked the band when Joe Walsh replaced Leadon, but not as much. It was almost the same thing with The Doobie Brothers, except that I really loved their early sound (first five albums) before Michael McDonald joined the band in late 1975 and the band's style radically changed.
Finally, yes, We Built this City is a horrible, horrible rock song. The worst pop song ever is probably "Afternoon Delight"
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (YEhNg)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (HalrA)
Oh, we got that one too.
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (bMG0w)
198 Seriously, the idea that this (C)unt didn't know what classified markings looked like should make even the most comitted leftist go, oh snap, no she didn't.
-----------------------------
It's easy. She raises her eyebrows and drops her lids in that weary way and says that after Bush had nearly burned the world down she had much more important things to worry about than which stamp some bureaucrat placed on one of the thousands of very important documents that was funneled to her daily.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (KP5rU)
I am not trying to start a theology war--so don't go there, but, I am looking forward to seeing all my loved ones in Heaven--people and pets.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: mindful webworker - hurricanishly at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)
Played at Edmonton Eskimos games back when the fam had season tickets.
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (bMG0w)
The largest explosion at Cape Canaveral was Atlas-Centaur 5 in 1965, but that occurred just after liftoff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHjeZ4VrKS8
The worst explosion of a rocket during a test fire before now was Atlas-Able in 1959, but that happened after ignition. The fuel line sprang a leak and things got out of control.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bctu_6wWMic
There was an incident in Brazil in 2003 where a solid rocket motor accidentally ignited and killed 21 people working on the pad. Then there was the famous Nedelin disaster in the USSR in 1960, which involved the second stage engines igniting and destroying the first stage, with dozens of people in the pad area.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nedelin_catastrophe
But I'm not aware of a rocket exploding while just sitting on the pad at about the T-8:00 mark in the countdown. This may be a first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BgJEXQkjNQ
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: cfomahm
________
"Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
"Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
"Mister Sandman ... "
(You're welcome.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (lh7g2)
Posted by: Barely Manenough at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (g6yUI)
http://tinyurl.com/k2jae6h
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: scoville at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (hWh8W)
Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: otho at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (6IPEM)
Hi, Sherry! Seriously? Just one more strike against that state whose main purpose is to separate Mexico from Oklahoma.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (C+vbB)
Posted by: buzzion<<<
*fistbump*
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (HVQlX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (20X6f)
what classified markings looked like should make even the most comitted
leftist go, oh snap, no she didn't.
This is outrageous.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (QHcdg)
Her sycophants really believe that she is just doing what everybody does, but does it boldly.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:50 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (LdMbv)
Getting rich of trick basketball shots on the internet takes talent (comparing those who put out sex tapes and sell sex to get rich).
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (E8rzL)
there, but, I am looking forward to seeing all my loved ones in
Heaven--people and pets.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened
charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:47
PM (kXoT0)
Similar experience, and you are not alone in that belief!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (6IPEM)
I put them up on occasion if I think they're good. But I feel the quality has gone down since Robyn Adele Anderson is no longer a part of it as a regular.
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Rihar at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (+ao6J)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (dULJN)
It's atop 5 for sure
Blinded by the light is a top 5 as well, Springsprung or manfreds version, doesn't matter both suck dog dick
Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (RfzVr)
The prices are always higher at the station where we fill up, because they have only unsubsidized non-ethanol gas, but at least I don't have to worry about too much high-fructose corn syrup in the tank. Um, unless they get a wrong delivery, I suppose.
Posted by: mindful webworker - fill 'er up at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (5a8XA)
We had the same thing happen here a few years ago in the Norfolk/Virginia Beach/Chesapeake area. We don't have any non-booze gas available nearby, either.
If you have a newer (less than 10 year old) car, even if it's not flex-fuel, it shouldn't cause too much trouble because they all use the same computers and programming for the fuel injection and should be able to deal with the extra ethanol for a tank or so. It shouldn't eat up all the seals and stuff that quickly.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (ASSjT)
Huh. Always liked this one.
Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (gjgWX)
There is, apparently, a version of the song without the ooga-chuggas, which is an OK pop tune. But it never got radio airplay.
Another personal bete noir in the musical genre: The Little Drummer Boy. The lyrics suck donkey dick. I have heard an instrumental version, and it's quite lovely. But come Christmas shoplifting season, all they ever play on the radio is one of the uncountable versions with the lame lyrics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (rwI+c)
258 Red hot chili peppers SUCK
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (dULJN)
Its not so much that they suck. Its that every song is "Oh here's another one about California or LA specifically." And they're overplayed to fucking death.
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 02, 2016 10:53 PM (C+vbB)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 10:53 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 10:53 PM (BO/km)
For example, I like "Cotton-Eyed Joe"
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 10:53 PM (iMxBJ)
Billy, DON'T BE A HERO! is among the very worst. But I hate Imagine with teh heat of a thousand suns. Big, big suns.
http://tinyurl.com/pgomnsc
Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2016 10:45 PM (jkkMG)
Better or worse than "Run, Joey, Run"?
Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (HalrA)
^^ This ^^ I was in a parking lot about 6-8 weeks ago when this white guy pulls up in a lime green convertible Camaro. He was playing the most vile rap music as loud as the stereo could go. He sat there with the top down until the filthy song ended.
The lyrics of his chosen ballad were:
Ima gonna ram my big Black cock up your ass till you scream
restated over and over again with different words for cock, ass, and scream. It was clearly a song about brutal rape.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (E8rzL)
What I got I got to give it to your mama??!!
Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (yIIdQ)
There is, apparently, a version of the song without the ooga-chuggas, which is an OK pop tune. But it never got radio airplay.
Another personal bete noir in the musical genre: The Little Drummer Boy. The lyrics suck donkey dick. I have heard an instrumental version, and it's quite lovely. But come Christmas shoplifting season, all they ever play on the radio is one of the uncountable versions with the lame lyrics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (oqkO3)
The original version does not have the Ooga Chaka. In fact the first time I ever heard it is without the Ooga Chaka. I was a kid and it was used on Bobby's World.
https://youtu.be/Tb_NZgmqI8E
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (jOi+y)
*****
Hahaha. I got confirmed to Kyrie Elasion by Mr. Mister and it was an old song by then. I have no idea who picked that crap song either. Still upset about that too. I thought it would be sung in Gregorian Chant.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Eileen at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (dULJN)
SFW "pucks" are guided submunitions making it the least cluster bomby
cluster bomb ever. It is also one of the most effictive weapons in our
arsenal. some day, we'll lose pilots making multiple passes over
pissed-off bad guys when a single pass would have done the job.
Still trying to figure out what the Saudis were doing with them in Yemen as it is a terrible anti-personel weapon.
Posted by: rocketguy at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (rtMMp)
kinda why I asked if we can still pay with FASCAM... twenty years ago it had potential.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (P/kVC)
The rappers don't understand they're 20th/21st century blackface minstrels for whitey.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (iMxBJ)
Hell would be being stuck on the Disney ride listening endlessly to "It's a Small, Small World."
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's a Great Big Universe at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (5a8XA)
Shhh, we want to keep on being the best kept secret in America.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (kXoT0)
Interesting that the feminists are not loudly criticizing the hip hop industry.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 10:59 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: hilllary at September 02, 2016 10:59 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 02, 2016 10:59 PM (C+vbB)
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's a Great Big Universe at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (5a8XA)
Twenty years later, I still have nightmares about being trapped in the Small World ride and waiting for the rescue team to turn the ride power back on,
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:59 PM (wCEn4)
The rappers don't understand they're 20th/21st century blackface minstrels for whitey.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (LdMbv)
The guy was a nasty steroid head case on his way into the gym. Yeah, honey, you gotz muscles on you muscles, but, back acne ruins any tank top. He was not an advertisement for either the White race or Black rappers.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:59 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 02, 2016 11:00 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2016 11:00 PM (T+xcT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (20X6f)
See Beyonce the feminist with her Raised Fist and her violent nasty husband-JZ. You mean those kinds of feminists?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 11:01 PM (kXoT0)
She may have even forgotten to lie.
It's plausible--except she never forgot to cash the checks.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 02, 2016 11:01 PM (Ndje9)
Duff beer for me
Duff beer for you
I'll have a Duff
You have one too.
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:01 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 11:02 PM (6FqZa)
there, but, I am looking forward to seeing all my loved ones in
Heaven--people and pets.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened
charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:47
PM (kXoT0)
For all of the people that say that pets don't have souls and don't get to go to Heaven, I would also remind them that God created all of our little critters, and remaking them in Heaven wouldn't be beyond him in the slightest. One way or another, a paradise with a loving God will have our critters in it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 11:02 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 11:02 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 11:02 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: rocketguy at September 02, 2016 11:03 PM (rtMMp)
Posted by: Locke Common at September 02, 2016 11:03 PM (CZCmp)
While piling on here with the music thing I have to nominate Yes' "classic"
"Yours is no disgrace"
It has one verse.
ONE FCKIN VERSE!
they just sing it over and over again.
Maximum pretentiousness and pomposity added of course.
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at September 02, 2016 11:03 PM (HPNqc)
'What's Going On'
That deserves a mention
I said above that Worst Song Ever is relative. I lied. THIS FUCKING SONG IS THE WORST EVER!! I FUCKING HATE IT!! IT MUST DIE!! IT MUST BE PURGED FROM HISTORY!!!!! Just to make myself clear, What's Going On by 4 Non Blonds sucks
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (jV8Mq)
I have dedicated my life to making lines and headings in a book, using little circles and arrows (and a paragraph on the back of each one) in order to get organized such that I will have more time to do what I have to do.
I expect to spend the first two weeks of every month scheduling and planning the second two weeks. Thanks sidebar ace!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM
OK, I'll fess up, I'll soon be 61. Is that so terrible?
I'm on the right side of the green turf.
Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (iMxBJ)
Today is Friday. Friday. (Partyin'!) We so excited. We so excited. Gonna have a ball today.
Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes after...
...wards. I don't want this weekend to end.
(The prosecution rests.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (lh7g2)
"Come with me now" by Kongos
"Take me to Church" by some hoser
Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (LMcFk)
re Dead Can Dance, were they a 4AD band? I'm catching a strong This Mortal Coil vibe herePosted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 11:02 PM (6FqZa)
----
Yes they were.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (v3DL/)
I am woman -Helen Rddy
Seventeen -Janis Ian
Safety Dance -Men without hats
Cherry pie -Warrant
She's only seventeen -Winger
Posted by: brass pair at September 02, 2016 11:05 PM (tYYZM)
Don't repress your feelings.
Don't hold back.
We can work through this together, but you have to let it all out.
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 11:05 PM (c+z1/)
Posted by: mindful webworker - hurricanishly at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (5a8XA)<<<
Jane was on earlier and she's okay.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:05 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's a Great Big Universe at September 02, 2016
I have been in that hell since my trip to the World's Fair in 1964. It was cool at the time - now, not so much. And you kids - get off my lawn.
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (vyqqu)
I said above that Worst Song Ever is relative. I lied. THIS FUCKING SONG IS THE WORST EVER!! I FUCKING HATE IT!! IT MUST DIE!! IT MUST BE PURGED FROM HISTORY!!!!! Just to make myself clear, What's Going On by 4 Non Blonds sucks
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (20X6f)
I think the singer was kinda hawt
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (sdi6R)
"Come with me now" by Kongos
Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (LMcFk)<<<
What?!
Posted by: almost every commercial on tv at September 02, 2016 11:07 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 11:07 PM (YLidQ)
I especially like the version of "City" with the little girl and the kitten:
http://tinyurl.com/p955m73
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (AroJD)
I saw Europe live on New Years Eve. At the Tokyo Dome. Opening for Metallica.
Yes they played that song. And it was good.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 02, 2016 11:08 PM (ASSjT)
OOO! OOO!
SYLVIA'S MOTHER!
by Dr Hook.
It was in the 15 minute rotation for several eternities when I was a yonker.
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at September 02, 2016 11:08 PM (HPNqc)
Hug for Sherry.
Link to my theological pontification from the Aug 21 book thread about that. Because... um.. because.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=365360#c25691129
Posted by: mindful webworker - Dog thinks his name is Who's a good boy? at September 02, 2016 11:08 PM (5a8XA)
Suck it!! SCIENCE BITCHES!!!
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (oc5O1)<<<
Cool! If you've got a Costco around you, the Kirkland imported vodka works well, too.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:09 PM (jV8Mq)
http://tinyurl.com/pne5dkx
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (YEhNg)
"Journey of the Sorcerer" was used as the opening theme song to the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" because it had a banjo, and thus was the perfect traveling song.
Posted by: The Banjo Hat at September 02, 2016 11:09 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 11:09 PM (LdMbv)
attempt by an old hippie band trying too hard to regain some relevance."
Bernie Taupin (yes, the same Bernie who wrote the lyrics on Elton John's "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road") wrote that piece of crap, and Grace Slick basically destroyed (IMO) her reputation developed singing "Somebody to Love" and "White Rabbit" from her Jefferson Airplane days.
I grew up in the Bay Area, too, and was a kid when these Jefferson Airplane songs were getting their first airplay on local radio.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:10 PM (YEhNg)
Posted by: otho at September 02, 2016 11:10 PM (lmIoG)
My fav lyrics were:
" Please Mr. Spacely!
I don't wanna work now,
Why can't you leave me alone?
Please Mr. Spacely,
It's five o'clock, and I wanna,
GO HOME!
Or was that the Jetsons? I forget now....
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at September 02, 2016 11:10 PM (HPNqc)
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ)
I met Terry Jacks once (grew up in the same town). He seemed to hold himself in very high regard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:10 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 11:11 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 11:11 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 11:11 PM (+0EeU)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2016 11:12 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:12 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (LMcFk)
And the video made you think it was about...inexplicably...Las Vegas.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 02, 2016 11:12 PM (ASSjT)
Posted by: rocketguy at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (rtMMp)
Mister and it was an old song by then. I have no idea who picked that
crap song either. Still upset about that too. I thought it would be
sung in Gregorian Chant.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (6IPEM)
Kyrie Elaison once came on the radio while I was playing Fallout. Ever since then, my mental version of the song has been "Carrying a Laser".
You're welcome.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (sdi6R)
So did Sara Gilbert.
Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (LMcFk)
Enemies list intact? Check! Restored from backup. Always back up your brain.
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: approximately at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (THQkN)
Oh God, I remember that song. I heard it everywhere while on deployment in '99 in the Persian Gulf.
Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (Pf2mI)
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R)
https://youtu.be/Yq4KA0mUnC8
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy
________
That could be a well-executed rendition with awesome vocals and amazing guitar, but not even the prospect of (say) Ronnie James Dio and Yngwie Malmsteen would be enough for me to enjoy it.
(The invitation is appreciated, though.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (lh7g2)
Posted by: Im too sexy for this blog. at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (yIIdQ)
I'm really, really unhappy and pissed with Amazon's grocery service, "Amazon Fresh" right now. I went ahead and ordered a 12-pack of Pepsi 1893 drinks a few days ago.
Just got the FedEx package... one of the cans of 1893 was BROKEN OPEN and had obviously thrown soda all over the other 11 cans, and saturated/destroyed the box. Also in the shipment was a battery tester; however I think the tester is okay as it is sealed in clear plastic.
Oh, and another SIX CANS were misshapen and looked like they were about to burst. So out of a dozen cans of soda, only 5 were usable.
I just wrote to Amazon and they're sending me another 12-pack free of charge; I don't even have to send anything back. Okay, let's see if they make it right, but I can't believe no one ever noticed something wrong with the original 12-pack. Geezaloo already.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2016 11:12 PM (0tfLf)
It's the opening weekend of College Football. That should be enough. If not then Alabama losing its opener should bury it.
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 11:11 PM (3myMJ)
There are a couple if country songs getting heavy airplay these days that practically hip-hop, and perforce suck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:15 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (jV8Mq)
Wow. Maybe just cause I'm old, but to me it's so on the money, how I felt about letting my little bird fly. I danced with my son to this at his wedding. I had picked that out as our mother/son dance 5 years before he even had a fiancee. Funny how stuff can feel so different to people depending on the circumstances.
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:15 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at September 02, 2016 11:15 PM (yIIdQ)
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ)<<<
I dunno if I'd make such blanket statements. I find the tune of "Kill Yourself" by S.O.D. to be rather catchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxXKu6VBJ08
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (jV8Mq)
However, was driving my young daughter to school the other morning with the "oldies" on and "Into the Night by Benny Mardones popped on....."She's Just 16 years old, leave her alone they say......" All I'm thinking at that point is I'm gonna be kicking some shitheads ass thru that whole thing.
Posted by: Smitteh at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: FireHorse
/shrugs
No worries. PMJ can be an acquired taste, even if it is Morgan James up front.
Seriously folks, it's amazing how much pop music is vastly improved by redoing it in classic styles with better talent performing it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (vyqqu)
"Come on Eileen was horrible
Posted by: Eileen at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (dULJN"
I really like "Come On Eileen", Eileen, even the 1997 "ska punk" version by Save Ferris:
http://tinyurl.com/hv8m8ba
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (YEhNg)
Posted by: Barely Manenough at September 02, 2016 11:17 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:17 PM (E8rzL)
Good to know. Thanks.
*
cfomahm: I have been in that hell since my trip to the World's Fair in 1964. It was cool at the time - now, not so much. And you kids - get off my lawn.
I was there. Best part was hacking the terminals at the IBM exhibit. (Stands on lawn, smiling.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Dog thinks his name is Who's a good boy? at September 02, 2016 11:17 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: mindful webworker - BBL at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Diogenes
________
Sometimes when Donald Trump sleeps, he wakes up and turns the pillow over. Such white male privilege. Like the one side of the pillow isn't good enough for him. He probably uses some fancy toothpaste that rich people buy because he has no idea what it's like to brush his teeth with Aim. Racist!
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (lh7g2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (OKox0)
Don't blame Amazon. FedEx just didn't happen to have a carton of NOS 6L6 audio output tubes to play kickball with, so they had to go with second-best.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (oqkO3)
And I am sure you enjoyed every second of your dance.
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (jOi+y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:19 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 11:19 PM (Pf2mI)
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Im too sexy for this blog. at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (yIIdQ
What a dumb terrible song.
Ice Ice Baby is also terrible.
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 10:53 PM (3myMJ)
How was the orgy tent?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (FYrz1)
Actually, I may be more impressed with their ability to toss clays than I am with their shooting skills. Uh, nah, shooting skills.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (ZxmMG)
So far Amazon's making it right, let's see if they follow through. And hopefully tell the FedEx people it's explosive yellowcake in the package, be veddy veddy caweful.....
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:21 PM (xqwvE)
Posted by: Eileen at September 02, 2016 11:21 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 11:22 PM (kP16F)
follow through. And hopefully tell the FedEx people it's explosive
yellowcake in the package, be veddy veddy caweful.....
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (OKox0)<<<
Good thing it wasn't sent in the mail. They lose all kinds of important things. Shucks.
**hic** **hic** **cackle**
Posted by: Hellary Clinton at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (FYrz1)
Never having been to Burning Man, I'm going to somehow guess that it's more or less exactly like a nude beach, and full of exactly the same sort: Everyone you never wanted to see naked.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Diogenes
------------
The LIV either will:
A. Never see that news.
or
B. Think that it argues well for her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy
________
Agreed.
BTW, Dio and Yngwie covered "Dream On." Two super talents, if you're interested.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (lh7g2)
qdpsteve (in a week, throwing a tantrum in his front yard): "Where the #$!@'s my drinks?!?"
*bonk*
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (OKox0)
Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" (she's got Rod Stewart's vocal styling)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEI_A5pp9P0
Rickie Lee Jones "Chuck E's in Love" (Blinded by the light inspired without the inspiration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLgvQzzzqE
I have a certain hate for Juice Newton's "Angel of the Moring"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (e9hKK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
****
Don't know if my initial post had anything to do with it, but glad you liked it.
A hauntingly beautiful song.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (jOi+y)
Sure did. It was very dusty.
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Eileen
Could have been an extremely dirty song with the addition of two words.
I shot.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:21 PM (xqwvE)
After today I believe that if Hillary and her crew were shut out of Obama's administration, it would have been bad but not nearly as evil and terrible.
The Clintons and their cronies need to been nuked off the planet into deep space just to be sure.
She is pure evil.
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (E8rzL)
I saw grilled steak and glazed donuts.
I then read some posts.
Many people talked about neither grilled steak, nor glazed donuts.
I became confused and dizzy.
Thank you for the content, CDR M. As many have noted, (including myself with baseball threads), The Horde finds its tangent and amplifies it.
--I don't remember who it was, but I will ask for your peace; with your kitty's Passing-Over the Rainbow Bridge.
Might your love continue and find another worthy of it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (6gk0M)
"And here's the Top 40 household items I'm going to sodomize the crew with after the show!!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (OKox0)
A. Never see that news.
or
B. Think that it argues well for her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (ZxmMG)
Trump should run an ad with a Vlad Putin look-alike reading some of Hillary's emails aloud, and laughing at her naivety.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:26 PM (oqkO3)
Everyone have a safe Labor Day holiday...enjoy...if I don't check back in later this weekend.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 11:26 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 11:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Check out the Gladiator soundtrack. It's not really in the same category as Host of the Seraphim (a truly beautiful song), but Lisa Gerrard (of Dead Can Dance) did all the vocals for the soundtrack. I listen to it alot when studying or coding or just needing to chill without distractions. The opening song "The Wheat" is just beautiful, and "The Battle" is pumping (although, don't think there's any of her vocals in it, it's just Hanz Zimmer at his best).
I like Dead Can Dance alot, have for a couple decades now. "Yulunga" is one of my favorite songs...that woman has some PIPES!
Posted by: Oedipus at September 02, 2016 11:26 PM (CXLVd)
Locomotive Breath
Bouree
Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers
Crossfire
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 11:27 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:15 PM (RfzVr<<<
In hindsight, it was weird that students at my high school would pick that song so often for so many events given that it was nearly a decade old at the time. Nevertheless, I found high school to be an overwhelmingly negative experience and the song itself at the time made the bullshit phrase, "These are the best times of your life!!1" that got bandied about constantly all that more painful.
But, yeah. Agreed with the circumstantial aspect.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (FYrz1)
It was the orgy dome. And it was awesome because it was filled with beautiful paid whores from Europe and Russia.
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (dULJN)
Get a food taster, Bill. Trust me.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (qJhUV)
(MY lawn: you're standing on it, you know)
Every time I hear something *particularly cringe-worthy* and ask 'what group?', it turns out to be Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (044Fx)
Might your love continue and find another worthy of it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (6gk0M)
Slap, that was Danger Girl's kitty. And indeed, prayers for them all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (dULJN)
That's one annoying song. And I think it was Dave Barry who pointed out that a "killing frost," referenced in the song, is just something that kills delicate plants. Not horses.
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (OKox0)
One is about "inflation" (not the monetary type): http://tinyurl.com/jju8shz
Another is called "vore": http://tinyurl.com/jlwttgp
All I can say is - what the *actual* fuck?!
Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (cC/ZB)
Heh.
Posted by: ibguy at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (vUcdz)
maybe Ariana Grande . . .
Never mind. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (e9hKK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:30 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (FYrz1)
Folks left with glazed donuts from what I heard.
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:30 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 02, 2016 11:30 PM (gjgWX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLgvQzzzqE
I have a certain hate for Juice Newton's "Angel of the Moring"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (e9hKK)
I liked this song by Rickie Lee, in fact, I'm listening to it right now, Danny's All-Star Joint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JkT3p6H4Ws
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:31 PM (oqkO3)
https://youtu.be/Tb_NZgmqI8E
Never thought I'd see the day when morons would prefer a version of a song with less cowbell. What is the world coming to...
Posted by: Gem at September 02, 2016 11:31 PM (uaHyk)
2nd worst: Anything by the Heartbreakers.
(I leave Tom Petty out of it because "Runnin' Down a Dream" is somewhere between tolerable and enjoyable - but that's Tom Petty as a solo act. So I blame the Heartbreakers. It was those damn Heartbreakers that made Tom Petty suck on so many songs for so many years. J'accuse! I hate the Heartbreakers.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:31 PM (lh7g2)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at September 02, 2016 11:31 PM (aGsag)
(C) Hillary Clinton
And no, "C" doesn't stand for classified or confidential.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 11:19 PM (Pf2mI)
You jumped on the Note 7? I'm considering one, but haven't pulled the trigger yet. I was thinking maybe Note 5 once they start to seriously discount it.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (ASSjT)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (tIc/p)
Human depravity has no depth that it will not plumb. The older I get, the more I realize that our prudish forefathers were actually onto something. Err on the side of clean, or everything will eventually turn into a depraved, festering pile of shit.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (4HySM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------------
Hill has produced an embarrassment of riches for the producer of damning videos, but will they do it?
Half a dozen Morons with video editing and audio/text overlay abilities could do the job.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:33 PM (ZxmMG)
vastly improved by redoing it in classic styles with better talent
performing it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (vyqqu)"
You mean like Paul Anka's version of "Eye of the Tiger"?
http://tinyurl.com/z6gva3n
Or perhaps his interpretation of Van Halen's "Jump":
http://tinyurl.com/q89gw7w
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:33 PM (YEhNg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SouY1MKclZ4
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:33 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 02, 2016 11:33 PM (dKiJG)
I'll not explain further.
Most of the Horde knows how to "Button-Up and Move Along" without the butt-hurt.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:34 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (iMxBJ)
As much as I hate the song too, the lyric goes, "by the dark of the Moon I planted, but there came a killing frost", means the guy's crop failed because the frost killed the newly-emerged seedlings. And then, to top it off, the damned horse went AWOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:35 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 02, 2016 11:35 PM (VdICR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLgvQzzzqE
Bold move, writing a love song about a fictional rodent that was designed to sell crap pizza to little kids.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 11:35 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Adriane the Turing Test Critic ... at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (jV8Mq)
The tragic part: for a lot of people, high school IS the best time of their lives. I think of the guys I played ball with in high school, and I bet true of almost all of them.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (gjgWX)
Can we get another DIY thread ?
There was some guy with half his house dismantled last one
by the way get off my lawn and you over there next door don't start mowing your lawn at 7 am tomorrow this is my first 4 day weekend in years
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (tIc/p)
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (sdi6R)
For those who don't like him? That's cool, but if you ever get a chance to check it out, he did an album in 1984 that was entirely made up of 1950s-style classic rock-n-roll tracks. You'd literally never know it was him, except for his voice.
"I'm Kinda Fonda Wanda, 'cuz Wanda always wanna wanna wanna..." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Adriane the Turing Test Critic ... at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (AoK0a)
It pales to "Lick My Love Pump."
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: william at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (JMJJs)
http://tinyurl.com/ze7qu66
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (YEhNg)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (jV8Mq)
I have to agree with you there. High school sucked. Was definitely not the "best times". Everything was better after high school, including the sucky times
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (ZxmMG)
"Augurs?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:39 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:35 PM (oqkO3)
Hey! Im here!
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker aka Wildfire at September 02, 2016 11:39 PM (yIIdQ)
Was definitely not the "best times". Everything was better after high
school, including the sucky times
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (RfzVr)
Agreed. It was like 4 years of being in prison, as far as I'm concerned. Hardly learned anything, most of it was just trying to avoid assholes and failing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 11:39 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:39 PM (BO/km)
Life as a piñata is a rough way to go.
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 11:39 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (+0EeU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (tIc/p)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFDIrwOUdrw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (oqkO3)
---
I was counting down the days until Basic Training.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)
Push, push, in the bush!
Posted by: Musique at September 02, 2016 11:41 PM (yIIdQ)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 11:41 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 11:42 PM (jOi+y)
Can we get another DIY thread ?
There was some guy with half his house dismantled last one
...by the way get off my lawn and you over there next door don't start mowing your lawn at 7 am tomorrow this is my first 4 day weekend in years."
-Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (tIc/p)
Welcome aboard, Bill.
I think this is an excellent idea. Saturdays, after the Chess Thread, there is a lot of dead space.
Since I haven't been able to fill it with baseball, I would imagine that a Home Improvement thread would be an excellent way to pass that time!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:42 PM (6gk0M)
My early 20's were the best time in my life. Been rather meh since.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 11:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 11:35 PM (T/cxb)
Last week, while working to repair/replace two more walls from termite damage, I decided to give that Little Ceaser's "Hot n' Ready" pepperoni pizza a try.
I figured, $5, and no hassle or wait, I'd risk it.
My report:
* True to their ad, it was hot, and the sale was without any delay whatsoever.
* Edible, albeit not-remarkable sauce.
* Not horrible toppings. (pepperoni)
* Industrial grade, common, forgettable cheese.
* Flavorless, dough-flavored crust.
All in all, only one small step above a school's cafeteria on pizza day.
But, it was hot, it was food, it was only $5.
I'll not buy 'em again for myself, but if I had to put a buncha food down for an event, cheaply, I'd load up the truck with 'em.
And I've yet to have ever sampled Chuck E Cheez's fare, and may it ever be so.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2016 11:42 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (tIc/p)
I am woman -Helen Rddy
Seventeen -Janis Ian
Safety Dance -Men without hats
Cherry pie -Warrant
She's only seventeen -Winger
Posted by: brass pair at September 02, 2016 11:05 PM
I Will Always Love Youuuuu....Whitney Houston
It's freaking awful.
Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Is he wearing the studded dog collar?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (ZxmMG)
And, I considered it a great comfort (still do) that Hall & Oates came out with a song as forward-minded as "Adult Education" during, no joke, my emotionally difficult senior year. ;-)
"Believe it or not, there's life after high school..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (LMcFk)
Cut 'em some slack. They could hardly sing "We built this city on sodomy" now, could they?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:44 PM (SRKgf)
Good weekend, all!
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:44 PM (lh7g2)
Or you could get Peter piper with extra cardboard crust
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (tIc/p)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (vT565)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771743734249717760
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771743873169252352
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771743982296719362
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744096515977216
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744224115056640
Posted by: kbdabear at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (ZxmMG)
On the album cover, yeah. The video is of him in the studio, so he's wearing headphones. Had quite an orchestra backing him up, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2016 11:46 PM (v5iqM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFDIrwOUdrw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (oqkO3)
No.
Just ... no.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:46 PM (SRKgf)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744335402528769
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744435331862528
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744552193589248
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744645340598272
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744747249659904
Posted by: kbdabear at September 02, 2016 11:46 PM (Ya7zs)
"America" sucks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:47 PM (6gk0M)
In my case 40 years
Still see that one gal on FB and wish
And one other I dont see
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:47 PM (tIc/p)
Posted by: Blind man's Anus at September 02, 2016 11:48 PM (17Qy1)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 11:48 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Adriane the Turing Test Critic ... at September 02, 2016 11:49 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
His version of:
"You've got another thing coming":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UEn7DNsfa0
and
"Holy Diver"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk5yHDXWz5Y
and
"Crazy Train"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxJhDlz4jxM
Posted by: In a Metal hat at September 02, 2016 11:49 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at September 02, 2016 11:49 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (tIc/p)
At work I've been getting spam e-mails about tactical flashlights that you can see through metal and wood.
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:50 PM (sdi6R)
To make sure that I stay dead
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
...which reminds of one: "Angel Is A Centerfold". God, that's irritating.
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 11:50 PM (w35Hj)
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (HVQlX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxXKu6VBJ08
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (jV8Mq
No talent is not enough.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (SRKgf)
"Suck My Caulk"
-Choosing your caulk
-Indoors or outdoors?
-Moisture levels and applications.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (nl2r8)
Posted by: Blind man's Anus at September 02, 2016 11:48 PM (17Qy1"
How does it compare to King Missile's "Detachable Penis" (1992):
http://tinyurl.com/bpjpy2t
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (YEhNg)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:52 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at September 02, 2016 11:49 PM (Tyii7)
Life is not a dream.
Posted by: Spock at September 02, 2016 11:53 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 02, 2016 11:53 PM (VdICR)
Allegedly the working title was "We Built this City (in Grace's Hole)", but that wasn't marketable at the time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 11:53 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:53 PM (6gk0M)
https://youtu.be/Yq4KA0mUnC8
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (vyqqu)
I'm starting a new fad: hating off things. Maybe the new fad will spread to the ghetto, in which case it'll become mainstream. But remember: I started it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:54 PM (SRKgf)
http://tinyurl.com/ze7qu66
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (YEhNg)
Last Christmas I was all like "Who is *that* keeping up with Tony Bennett in that Barnes and Noble commercial?"
[internet search]
"Lady-fucking-Gaga? Shit, she cleans up well."
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 02, 2016 11:54 PM (ASSjT)
Whipping Post is the best song ever performed.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 02, 2016 11:55 PM (vT565)
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (tIc/p)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's a Great Big Universe at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (5a8XA)
This.
I'd play that on endless loop at Gitmo, because I'm that much of a dick.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (+0EeU)
I do find her a bit creepy though. Don't know why.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (20X6f)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEI_A5pp9P0<<<
Confession time. I...I actually had the 45 RPM single of that as a stupid little kid.
I'll put some Slayer on in repentance...which ironically will be the song, "Repentless"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjb0j9l1sz4
>>>Rickie Lee Jones "Chuck E's in Love" (Blinded by the light inspired without the inspiration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLgvQzzzqE<<<
When I read this, I immediately thought, "Chuck E. Cheese Hell" by the departed Tim Wilson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4xg6WeB8_A
>>>I have a certain hate for Juice Newton's "Angel of the Moring"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (e9hKK)<<<
Not a fan, but not in my "hate" file.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (jV8Mq)
-Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:54 PM (SRKgf)
*makes a note of it*
*laughs*
*cough* Breitbart isn't a "peer" *cough*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:57 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:58 PM (tIc/p)
Posted by: Dave
-----
The Hahavishnu Orchestra did a spoof version, 'Tied to a Harley Davidson'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:58 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Lyle Lovett at September 02, 2016 11:58 PM (0jbUr)
She may have even forgotten to lie.
It's plausible--except she never forgot to cash the checks.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 02, 2016 11:01 PM (Ndje9)
"So you've forgotten when you confessed to all of your misdeeds?"
"What do you mean you didn't confess? How do you know?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Blind man's Anus at September 02, 2016 11:48 PM (17Qy1"
How does it compare to King Missile's "Detachable Penis" (1992):
http://tinyurl.com/bpjpy2t
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (YEhNg)
There's only one way to find out, Reno- Listen to them both, back to back! *shudder*
Posted by: Blind man's Anus at September 02, 2016 11:59 PM (17Qy1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:57 PM (6gk0M)
Lord Breitbart?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:59 PM (SRKgf)
"Suck My Caulk"
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (6gk0M)<<<
Post it before noon and call it "The Morning Wood Thread".
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 03, 2016 12:00 AM (H9MG5)
And if I had a Pony, I'd let him hump my goat.
Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2016 12:00 AM (+0EeU)
"I'm brain-damaged, and too fucking stupid to be left alone with any electronic device, but hey, I'll still make a kick-ass President!"
Sure.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 03, 2016 12:01 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----
My favorite tune of theirs was 'Better Dead Than Mellow'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:01 AM (ZxmMG)
"Suck My Caulk"
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (6gk0M)<<<
Post it before noon and call it "The Morning Wood Thread".
So after noon it's "Gettin' Hammered"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 03, 2016 12:01 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2016 12:02 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Vendette at September 03, 2016 12:02 AM (jOi+y)
On the same show they interviewed one of the riders who got his face broken up and had to eat through a straw for quite a while.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:03 AM (+lVUW)
I looked at him and said try some real music instead of trying to make anything out of that. She always sounded like a sinus infection and dripping nose
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:03 AM (tIc/p)
The Zappa Version, sure.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (+0EeU)
I can go with that garrett.
Speaking of Zappa, whenever Lorde's "Royals" gets in my head I always hear it as: "and we'll never be royals but you can call me Suzy Creamcheese and baby I'll rule..."
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 03, 2016 12:03 AM (vT565)
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 03, 2016 12:03 AM (tvyXw)
Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2016 12:03 AM (+0EeU)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 03, 2016 12:04 AM (dIc3Q)
-Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:58 PM (tIc/p)
Suck it up, amigo. I have no feeling in one of my fingers and I sliced the tip off another.
-We get old.
-We do stupid shit.
-We lose odd things, but gain wisdom and knowledge that we may pass-on to kids who think they know everything.
Might you find something to alleviate your pain and discomfort, Good Sir.
I'll pray for you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:04 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (voOPb)
I'm a giver. No thanks needed.
No idea why I whiffed on smoking Yoko. My bad.
Posted by: Mark Chapman at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (18h+i)
Seconded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Vendette at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (jOi+y)
Might not be the worst song ever, but I sure as fuck dive for the radio station buttons whenever I hear it.
Now that I think about it, yeah, worst fucking song ever. I heard on the grapevine that Grace Slick also hates that song. And rightly so.
Everything the Steve Miller Band did is a close second.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (om6Aw)
-Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:59 PM (SRKgf)
You silly bastard.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 03, 2016 12:01 AM (T/cxb)<<<
Gotta be 5 o'clock somewhere.
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (H9MG5)
Fuck those assholes.
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:17 PM
Oh yeah, that sucked big time. Pompous assholes.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mark Chapman
------------
Really, man. I mean you're standing there with a gun in you hand...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (18h+i)
Seconded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (oqkO3)<<<
Thirded.
Posted by: Richard Hammond at September 03, 2016 12:07 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 03, 2016 12:07 AM (vT565)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 03, 2016 12:07 AM (jV8Mq)
Lately, they are playing the death of Ozzy, Sabbath and AC/DC and making me hate them.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 03, 2016 12:07 AM (tvyXw)
441
Anything by John Melloncamp makes me ill. And that Baker Street song bites I don't care what anyone says.
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (BO/km)
John who?
Oh, Johnny Cougar.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2016 12:07 AM (LuZz8)
Carpal tunnel appears to be from stick shift
Super careful with tools not to cut anything off
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:08 AM (tIc/p)
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2016 12:08 AM (o/90i)
I enjoyed the shoe video. There were some sweet shoes in the 20's and 30's. The decade with the ugliest shoes was the 70's.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (P8951)
Don't worry, unelected associates of mine will actually be making all the decisions.
Posted by: Hillary! at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: IC at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (KTFfX)
She is pure evil.
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (E8rzL)
We're pretty sure we can get our gal through this.
It'll take some creative writing, but don't underestimate just how manipulative we are.
Posted by: MSM at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (ZxmMG)
Yeah, really. She was right there, and I had rounds left, too.
And at that point, she was a freebie.
I dunno what I was thinking.
Posted by: Mark Chapman at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: IC at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (KTFfX)
She sang it from a girl's point of view and I'm a guy, but she described my experience perfectly.
Posted by: rickl at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (sdi6R)
I'm a giver. No thanks needed.
No idea why I whiffed on smoking Yoko. My bad.
Posted by: Mark Chapman at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (SRKgf)
Because you're a Satan-spawn evil motherfucker.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (18h+i)
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A lot of those 70's shoes reappeared in the 2000's. My Mom and I used to walk through Nordstroms and mock them. "Cripple shoes" we fondly called them.
Basically shoes that Gene Simmons would wear.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (tvyXw)
Technically, being in my mid-50s, to quote Roger Murtaugh, "I'm too old for this shit", but I actually kind-of like her music and videos. Did you know that the late Clarence Clemons' last performance (IIRC) in a music video was in her vid for "Edge of Glory".
In the last year or so I've come to really appreciate the music of the female singers and male crooners of the 30s - early 70s because a lot of them had really great voices with no need for something like Autotune.
While I know that there are "younger" people out there like Diana Krall, Harry Connick, Jr, Michael Buble and the late Amy Winehouse who can sing the old "standards", jazz and torch songs, I've often wondered if there are any modern pop or hip-hop artists who can handle those songs without artificial aids, so I was very happy to see that Stefani Germanotta (Gaga) can, and is moving in that direction.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (YEhNg)
Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (BO/km)
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John who?
Oh, Johnny Cougar.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Just call up this image whenever you hear his name mentioned: http://preview.tinyurl.com/omh6vba
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:01 AM (ZxmMG)
OK, if we are doing weird covers, I give you "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by The Benzedrine Monks of Santo Domonica.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JENWSdO7tI
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Cthulhu at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (M7snF)
Don't worry, unelected associates of mine will actually be making all the decisions.
Posted by: Hillary! at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (ZxmMG)
Leave George Soros and Tom Steyer out of this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 03, 2016 12:12 AM (E8rzL)
Suck it up, amigo. I have no feeling in one of my fingers and I sliced the tip off another.
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OMG - still? Is that from the infamous Pajama make Bottom Incident?
Posted by: Lyle Lovett at September 03, 2016 12:12 AM (0jbUr)
I was just in mourning for months and months. I really didn't want much to do with people for a while.
Posted by: Alana at September 03, 2016 12:13 AM (ASfgM)
Posted by: Vendette at September 03, 2016 12:02 AM (jOi+y)"
Unless you're Deborah Harry singing "Rapture"
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:13 AM (YEhNg)
Particularly, New Year's and Halloween Shows.
4-5 Hours of Funk'n all over the place.
Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2016 12:14 AM (+0EeU)
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"Turn the Page"
/it's so, so hard being a musician, you have to travel and work 90 minutes four days a week. My heart hurts for you.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 03, 2016 12:14 AM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at September 03, 2016 12:15 AM (Tyii7)
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Anything by John Melloncamp makes me ill. And that Baker Street song bites I don't care what anyone says.
Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (BO/km)
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John who?
Oh, Johnny Cougar.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Just call up this image whenever you hear his name mentioned: http://preview.tinyurl.com/omh6vba
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (ZxmMG)
Heh. Who clocked him in the eye?
Funniest shit with Johnny Cougar is him being interviewed by Charlie Rose, spewing stupid conspiracy theory shit, including the idea that the Japanese didn't attack Pearl Harbor. Watching the look on Charlie Rose's face when he realized that Cougar was a fucking cretinous imbecile: Priceless.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2016 12:15 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&
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Well, what do I know? I mean, I'm a guy, but some of the 20's , 30's shoes looked better to me than some the absurd stacky stuff we've seen in recent years.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (ZxmMG)
It's certainly weird - but not bad.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (P8951)
The Great Kanye can say lyrics- he must be an excellent reader- but man, when he tries to sing, the auto-tuner's LEDs flash, "WTF?"
Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (E8rzL)
Oh, yeah-- clogs. Ugly, cumbersome, (but for some reason) oh-so-popular. Hated them.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (044Fx)
But, it was hot, it was food, it was only $5.
I'll not buy 'em again for myself, but if I had to put a buncha food down for an event, cheaply, I'd load up the truck with 'em.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
I've had it and it's good for the price. The people I know who get it on a regular basis are either on a tight budget or have a number of kids to feed.
Good pizza for a family of 5 or 6 is pricy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Oddly, Rose didn't do the same thing when talking to Alec Baldwin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:17 AM (ZxmMG)
Yeah, I don't think this is a great shoe decade either.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:17 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 03, 2016 12:17 AM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (YEhNg)
Reno_Dave, check out Holly Cole. She does some jazz standards, too. Lovely voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ7EvYTCXGw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:17 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: John Loogie Menstrualcramp at September 03, 2016 12:18 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at September 03, 2016 12:19 AM (a+ZLe)
I was so sick of We Built This City because of radio
overplay, but I heard it tonight and it stands up pretty well as far as
80s songs go.
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at September 03, 2016 12:19 AM (a+ZLe)
BURN THE WITCH
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2016 12:20 AM (LuZz8)
timing belt
flat tires x3
radiator
oil changes
Clutch cylinder
washer fluid pump
Battery
2 vehicles
Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:20 AM (tIc/p)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha
NO! NO!
Worst Song Ever!
I grow more certain of that with each passing moment.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:21 AM (om6Aw)
Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:22 AM (tIc/p)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 03, 2016 12:22 AM (BS8yt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2016 12:22 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (vT565)
I heard Michael Murphy perform many times during the 70s, mostly by accident. He went to the same junior high school that I did, and came back and performed for an assembly.
He gave a performance at Baylor and a girl invited me to see him.
I used to regularly go to Red River, New Mexico and he was inevitably performing.
I don't like Wildfire or most of his music, but he always had a pleasant rapport with his audience and came across as a likable guy.
He disappeared off the musical radar in the early eighties.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 03, 2016 12:23 AM (nvMvs)
If I were an evil genius, I'd build an Aricebo-style transmission dish over a crater on the Moon, and use it to blast "Surfing Bird" at the Earth at terawatt levels, so people would hear nothing else, even on their fillings.
Posted by: TB at September 03, 2016 12:24 AM (UXEYz)
Barely graduated in a small town
Knocked up my prom date in a small town
Delivering beer to bars in a small town
Gonna die alone in a small town
Hey, I think I got this Melonballer thing figured out. Just need to add stuff about farms and greedy bankers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:24 AM (om6Aw)
D.I.Y. Home -- 6 P.M. Eastern
D.I.Y. Auto -- 7:30 P.M. Eastern
*guest thread every now and again*
ONT -- Horde Nebula
...Eastern.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:25 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:25 AM (ZxmMG)
Just imagine how much she would learn in prison.
Posted by: Willy J. at September 03, 2016 12:25 AM (CDowr)
and some pink houses.
Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2016 12:25 AM (+0EeU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JENWSdO7tI
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (oqkO3)
Ukulele version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KZjnFZvCNc
Posted by: The Ukulele Hat at September 03, 2016 12:26 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:26 AM (om6Aw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:26 AM (6gk0M)
flat tires x3
radiator
oil changes
Clutch cylinder
washer fluid pump
Battery
2 vehicles
Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:20 AM (tIc/p)
Last few days, I have been making great progress on patching up a rusty '73 Super Beetle that I want to use as a cheap-on-fuel driver. Finished my structural welding on the body today, I did. Body was rusted right out at all four corners where it meets the floor pan. I cut pieces of steel to bridge the gaps, and welded them to both the body and floor pan. Inside the car and outside, all 4 corners, two layers. That "bolted on" body is now welded on, and will never come off the frame. Which is fine by me. I plan to use it until something expensive breaks, and then part it out, since it's really worth nothing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:27 AM (oqkO3)
Try it with the local AM station putting their station ID jingle in the song. That's what I had to put up with living in the Bay Area when that pile 'o crap hit the airwaves.
As an aside, fvck you to hell, whoever at KFRC decided to do that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 03, 2016 12:27 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: TB at September 03, 2016 12:24 AM (UXEYz)
Not "We Built This City". It's just a totally shitty song with bad music and worse lyrics (what there are, at least). A truly awful song. Luckily, it's easy to forget once it's no longer playing. But while it's playing ... pure torture.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 03, 2016 12:27 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:27 AM (tIc/p)
As far as bad songs...you know Dennis DeYoung sucked on "Lady"...as did Whitney Houston on "I Will Always Love You".
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2016 12:28 AM (o/90i)
Thanks for the tip on Holly Cole. Nice voice and good rendition of "I Can See Clearly Now"
Did you happen to scroll down the YouTube page and notice there was a video of Ray Charles doing a live performance of the same song? I don't know if it was "ironicially". BTW, I think it might be Gladys Knight who guides him to his piano:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJD4eyNjZZE
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:29 AM (YEhNg)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM (om6Aw)
Always sneaks up on me in the grocery store or gas station.
Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM (+0EeU)
Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM (tIc/p)
D.I.Y. Home -- 6 P.M. Eastern
D.I.Y. Auto -- 7:30 P.M. Eastern
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:25 AM (6gk0M)<<<
"Chessticles" -- News and articles about chess.
"Let's Go Screw"
"Yankin' Yer Crank"
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 03, 2016 12:31 AM (H9MG5)
down here just the opposite
Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM (tIc/p)
It was chilly here today. Yesterday, I was cursing my 300-Watt halogen worklight, because it was making me too hot. Today, I was glad to have its warmth on me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:33 AM (oqkO3)
Heh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2016 12:33 AM (89T5c)
I'd like to teach
the world to sing
in perfect harmony
Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (c+z1/)
I got a kick about how they used that in the "Mad Men" finale. Ol' Don gave up all his material goods and found spiritual redemption himself at some hippy/psych retreat place. Then the show ended with that hippy song being used in a commercial, which means he used his newfound "hippiness" to sell nutritionally useless, chemical laden beverages to the public.
Nothing against soda pop, I drink diet soda a lot, but I still wonder if the people who made that show understood that that hippy song's use in that commercial is a mockery of the hippy "we love the world" mentality. "Mad Men" was often clever enough that they probably realized they were doing that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:33 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Slapweasel
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And another 30 minutes before you go back in the water!
Posted by: Mothers everywhere at September 03, 2016 12:33 AM (0jbUr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:35 AM (ZxmMG)
I'll send pics, some with sawdust, some after completion and cleanup.
Let's just say rebuilding a house after a hurricane (Ike, in my case) is an adventure in unintended remodeling.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2016 12:35 AM (v5iqM)
I always read it, but I'm never there for it.
I rarely make it to the food thread, (same as above), anymore.
Being busy "sucks", sometimes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:36 AM (6gk0M)
down here just the opposite>>>
Cars tend to break at the temp extremes. And when it is most inconvenient. Almost like they hate us.
Posted by: Willy J. at September 03, 2016 12:36 AM (CDowr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJD4eyNjZZE
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:29 AM (YEhNg)
That's a pretty good rendition of the song, too. Got to love Brother Ray!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:37 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Willy J. at September 03, 2016 12:36 AM (CDowr)<<<
Heh. Love bug, my ass.
Posted by: Herbie at September 03, 2016 12:38 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:35 AM (ZxmMG)<<<
Nope!
Posted by: Rockman (by Tom Scholz) at September 03, 2016 12:38 AM (jV8Mq)
He disappeared off the musical radar in the early eighties.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 03, 2016 12:23 AM
I remember Michael Murphy back in the day. Liked his music, was mellow, kinda country.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2016 12:38 AM (o/90i)
From what we do know, they didn't provide themselves the least bit of legal self-protection.
Just blatant, unbelievable, transparent violations of laws and basic procedures, in all directions. Flagrant, systematic. No cover stories or plausible rationales - nothing.
One reason the country is in such a disgraced, disfigured condition - arrogant shameless but not very bright people running rampant over laws and national interests, and yet close to being rewarded with the highest office in the land.
Anyone with perspective or understanding is well into pinch-yourself-is-this-really-happening territory
Posted by: rhomboid at September 03, 2016 12:41 AM (QDnY+)
Just look up the top 100 hits from 1973 to 1978 and throw a dart, you'll hit one
My personal choice for worst song ever that was a hit has to be Elton John's Philadelphia Freedom - Not only is Elton's tone whiney and the melody 70s variety show bad, the instrumentation sounds like they retrieved rejected backing tracks from the dumpster and had a chimpanzee remix them. To top it off, the song was about Billie Jean King signing with the Philadelphia Freedom team of a pro tennis league that went bust in a year.
Besides that, Terry Jack's Season in the Sun would make you want to slit your wrists if you weren't already dying
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:41 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: JTB at September 03, 2016 12:42 AM (V+03K)
I'll send pics, some with sawdust, some after completion and cleanup.
Let's just say rebuilding a house after a hurricane (Ike, in my case) is an adventure in unintended remodeling."
-Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2016 12:35 AM (v5iqM)
I take weekends to do jobs that others won't do, unfortunately.
...well, "unfortunately" for others and possibly The Horde.
Fortunate for myself because home owners want to see the pressure-washing process, mostly.
I'll not tell them the chemicals I use, but I'll give them pointers for washing decks and houses for themselves.
...I'm glad that they usually fail... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:42 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:33 AM (+lVUW)"
Oh yeah, nerdygirl, I saw that finale last year, and they knew what they were doing.
Speaking of AMC shows (and because of your "nerdygirl" name), have you seen this season's three episodes of "Halt and Catch Fire"? I was working in tech in Silicon Valley in the 80s so this show's move this year to SF and the Penninsula, along with the discussion of the tech really takes me back. In this week's episode, one of the coders attends a wild party in SF held by the CEO of the company. Playing in the background was Bowie's "Absolute Beginners" from 1986, so I believe that's when the episode is set. Since this season's "arc" is about early BBS services and is pre-internet, the title of the song holds two meanings:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8NZa9wYZ_U
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:42 AM (YEhNg)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:44 AM (Ya7zs)
*sigh*
We had joy, we had fun
We went streaking in the sun
But the sun burned our balls
So we wore our overalls
*sniff* *dabs at eyes with tissue*
I honestly have no idea what the real lyrics might be...
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:44 AM (om6Aw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM
Be well Slap and all you reprobates.
Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2016 12:45 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:47 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:47 AM (P8951)
Was definitely not the "best times". Everything was better after high
school, including the sucky times
Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (RfzVr)
Agreed. It was like 4 years of being in prison, as far as I'm concerned. Hardly learned anything, most of it was just trying to avoid assholes and failing.
Could not agree with you more. The thing that got me through high school? Metal. Lots and lots of metal. The best part was that I was not a stereotypical headbanger so that threw the sheeple students for a loop. Rode the bus to school beginning and ending the day with Metallica, Slayer, Queensryche, G'n'R, among others.
I see high school as nothing more than a form of initiation. Our parents did it so WE had to. Haven't been to one reunion and will not ever attend one.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at September 03, 2016 12:48 AM (aGsag)
We had Seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song
Like the Seasons had all gone...
Song still creeps me out a little.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 03, 2016 12:49 AM (dULJN)
And what difference is there between songs recorded by Journey?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 03, 2016 12:49 AM (GzDYP)
I hated Collective Soul's The World I Know when it was popular but I actually like it now if it comes on the radio
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:49 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&
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As soon as reasonably possible. Remember, ABS is a fairly recent thing. It rarely plays a part except during panic braking. If they are correct, and it is just a broken wire, the repair should not be expensive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:50 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: JTB at September 03, 2016 12:50 AM (V+03K)
Saw the touring show of Wicked for the second time tonight. It's actually an incredibly anti-Progressive story. How the usually fanstical leftists of the theatre world keep letting it be shown is beyond me.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:51 AM (gVpIT)
Alas, the evening for me, wanes.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2016 12:51 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (gVpIT)
and I'd love to be with you, if only I could..."
At least that song has the redeeming quality of being hilariously funny, if you sing it with a bunch of people when everyone's drunk.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (P8951)
I hated Collective Soul's The World I Know when it was popular but I actually like it now if it comes on the radio."
-Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:49 AM (Ya7zs)
I always loved that tune. It still reminds me that I didn't kill myself while being a business owner!
...only half-kidding!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (gVpIT)
Posted by: sinalco at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (P8951)
Donna, if you're still there. I watch old movies from the thirties on TCM. The clothing and hair styles were incredible.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:53 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 12:53 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Helen Reddy at September 03, 2016 12:53 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (P8951)
Late entry so lots of more putrid ones to pick from.
Posted by: Willy J. at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (CDowr)
If the lights on the abs won't work but it will still stop just about the same, need to fix/ splice wire to brake on one of the wheels probably just a 2 conductor wire
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (tIc/p)
Then I play something from The Cranberries and all is forgiven
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:55 AM (gVpIT)
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (dULJN)
I never heard that. I never want to.
Some things are best left unheard.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:55 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:47 AM (P8951)
ABS relies upon sensors, now usually on all four wheels, that sense the speed of wheel rotation. The ABS computer compares the speed of all four wheels, and acts to relieve brake pressure on any wheel it "sees" to stop turning. Without the sensors, the system is "blind".
You might be able to splice the wire, but a proper repair would entail replacing the sensor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:55 AM (oqkO3)
MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down..
*click, BANG*
Posted by: Helen Reddy at September 03, 2016 12:56 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Billy Batts at September 03, 2016 12:56 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:56 AM (gVpIT)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:57 AM (P8951)
"Has anyone ever been able to distinguish any one Boston song from another? How about Chicago?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:35 AM (ZxmMG)"
Many of Boston's songs do have a similar sound. Heck, listen to the "Walk On" medley from 1994's album of the same name (the fourth album) starting at about 2 minutes in, and you'll immediately recognize it as Boston:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPivUJj8STIOTOH, the fifth album, 2002's Corporate America has a somewhat different sound, and even uses a female lead singer on a few songs.I liked Chicago's early jazz fusion stuff, probably because I played trombone in high school. Liked Tower of Power for the same reason.
Now, here's an interesting question for the group:Journey: Pre-Steve Perry, with-Steve Perry, or both?
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:57 AM (YEhNg)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 12:57 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:58 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:58 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:58 AM (gVpIT)
It was kind of like The Christmas Shoes year round
No wonder 1968 was so violent
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:59 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 03, 2016 12:59 AM (dULJN)
-Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:49 AM (Ya7zs)<<<
No, not really a good song.
Also detestable... Silverchair's Tomorrow.
Posted by: fat boy at September 03, 2016 12:59 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Time to run and hide at September 03, 2016 12:59 AM (geNHc)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:01 AM (gVpIT)
The band was a one hit wonder comprised of Scottish communists. After they chanted "Free Mumia" on Letterman I rejoiced in their quick decline
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:01 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (6gk0M)
[Seriously, and I don't know how serious she was, she wondered if Trump had something put in her coffee that morning.]
Posted by: Megyn at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (DW+jj)
Since I grew up without ABS when one of my cars had that problem I just cut the other side. Without the sensors the brakes revert back to being old timey brakes.
Maybe not good advice if you feel you need ABS to drive safe.
Posted by: Willy J. at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (CDowr)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: John at September 03, 2016 01:03 AM (InuSz)
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (tIc/p)
The ABS on my '97 failed in a weird fashion. It would spontaneously apply the brakes randomly. Quite disconcerting. I pulled the fuse out, and do without it. Truck still stops fine. But then I learned to drive in vehicles without ABS, and learned how to pump the pedal when stopping in slippery conditions.
But I would not recommend to someone I do not know, that they simply disable ABS, because I don't their driving experience, or that of any other family members that might use the vehicle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:03 AM (oqkO3)
Susanna Hoffs looked like she was fellating the mike
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:04 AM (Ya7zs)
to 18 year old audiences. Those are the ones with the most money to buy
music. Why do you think that Justin "just fuck me running" Beiber is
such a hit.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (9iR5/)
I think you have just pointed out why I have been drawn to klezmir and Polish pop recently.
It still has balls.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2016 01:05 AM (e9hKK)
Earworm, good description
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 01:05 AM (tIc/p)
Also vastly prefer the Stones to the Beatles. I think "Twist and Shout" is my favorite record of theirs. I do love lots of covers of their songs, especially Cocker's rendition of "With a Little Help From My Friends"
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:05 AM (gVpIT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (6gk0M)
Vibes is a great movie. It really is.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 03, 2016 01:07 AM (zc3Db)
And I said heyyy yayyy yayy yayy, hey,yayy,yayy,
I said hey, who gives a fuck
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:07 AM (Ya7zs)
bravery, (on any blog), to proclaim your love for Cyndi Lauper."
I like her version of "I Drove All Night" almost as much as I like Roy Orbison's
Lauper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y1TZXc5DiY
Orbison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5N9IHqqGcA
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 01:07 AM (YEhNg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2016 01:08 AM (IqV8l)
-Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:01 AM (gVpIT)
I get that; and I've felt like "I knew you before", since I joined this blog. You are one of my favorite people here and I'll continue to pray for your family.
I'll not bring-up C.C. Familiar sub-culture, lest you make it a topic, amigo.
Right now, I'll just pray for you and wish you the best with the saving of lives.
*flips you the bird*
...continued blessings.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 01:09 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: JTB at September 03, 2016 01:10 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 01:11 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2016 01:12 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ibguy at September 03, 2016 01:12 AM (vUcdz)
Also really enjoy more than I should several Indigo Girl sings, particularly "Galileo" and "Closer to Fine".
And I love Springsteen, particularly early stuff through Born in the USA (album)--Darlington County is a fun highway song. Someone here once linked to a piece about how while Bruce is a horrible liberal, his songs typically extol conservative values (like consequences for your actions(
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (gVpIT)
I haven't watched that show at all. Maybe I'll find a way to catch up.
I missed the first season of Mad Men, but my sister in law told me to watch it. Her father had been in advertising and she said that from what he told her it was just like that. She was studying art in college and wanted to be a commercial artist, which meant advertising. He talked her out of going into it.
And he told her that most men in advertising ended up alcoholics.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: JTB
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They call me mellow yellow...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (9mTYi)
I'd "hit that" out of graciousness for those tunes.
It remains to be seen if a (C)ertified (L)esbian would return the favor.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:53 AM (+lVUW"
I'm going through a phase where I'm constantly DVRing movies on TCM. If I lived in the era of the 30's and 40's I'd have been completely smitten with Olivia De Havilland (she just turned 100), Hedy Lamarr, Lauren Bacall and Ginger Rogers.
Oh, yeah, and Lucille Ball was a babe.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (YEhNg)
Besides Jimmy Carter, the late 70s was also the height of Disco's popularity
Now you know why drugs were so prevalent then
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:14 AM (Ya7zs)
Reminds me of Duluth, the car going downhill has the right of way.
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 01:15 AM (tIc/p)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:15 AM (gVpIT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:15 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ibguy at September 03, 2016 01:15 AM (vUcdz)
(C)onfusing! Now I have to go potty...
Posted by: Hillary! at September 03, 2016 01:15 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2016 01:16 AM (9mTYi)
Confidential
Secret
Top Secret
Special Access Program.
None are for general dissemination. A communication labeled Confidential may only be Confidential because it mentions the name of a Classified project.
Secret may give more information of that Classified project, such that it could affect National Security.
Top Secret may have information that is so sensitive that not only do you not want an enemy having that information, you have to protect it from your own people to keep that information from becoming common knowledge.
Special Access Program is information that is only available to the heads of restricted government agencies, such as FBI, Homeland, President, Vice President, SoS, and Justice plus their direct deputies. In other words, only about forty or fifty people have access to this information. It is information so sensitive that it could take us to war, and lose us that war if foreign enemies have access to that information.
As far as Secret, Top Secret information goes, there are different levels. It is all base on YOUR NEED TO KNOW!
Several e-mail threads on Her Heinousness's server had SAP information on it.
Why she wasn't charged is a mystery to me. I would be sitting in Leavenworth.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:16 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Queen Hillary at September 03, 2016 01:17 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:17 AM (gVpIT)
I can believe it, what with the three martini lunches, the pressure of deadlines, a bar in your office and a "bar car" attached to the train home to Connecticut.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 01:17 AM (YEhNg)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 03, 2016 01:18 AM (FtrY1)
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And Clearance, which I doubt that some of Hill's cronies had. Say, her lawyers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (gVpIT)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:05 AM (gVpIT)
Always thought that Kashmir was one of their best songs...
Posted by: The Led Hat at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (RrDm2)
Besides Jimmy Carter, the late 70s was also the height of Disco's popularity
Now you know why drugs were so prevalent then."
-Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:14 AM (Ya7zs)
I was nine when I saw "You Can't Stop the Music". My Dad took me, my six-year-old Brother and my ten-year-old cousin to the theater.
Nobody told any of us that they were going to flop penises around... lol.
To this day, I have never asked my seventy-three year-old Father what he was thinking! ...lol.
He was so innocent!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: JTB at September 03, 2016 01:10 AM (V+03K)<<<
What?!
Posted by: The Witch, who's almost in Season at September 03, 2016 01:20 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Which reminds me, I haven't listened to Will The Circle Be Unbroken by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band in a while.
https://youtu.be/L0oNsisjTZc
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 01:20 AM (20X6f)
Gorgeous ladies in those old '30's films. And they weren't yapping about politics either.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:21 AM (P8951)
637 Evening morons, how fares the horde?
Saw the touring show of Wicked for the second time tonight. It's actually an incredibly anti-Progressive story. How the usually fanstical leftists of the theatre world keep letting it be shown is beyond me.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:51 AM (gVpIT)
They're too stupid to realize it. Too bad most of the public is too
Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2016 01:21 AM (63I6P)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (P8951)
I think it was in the 1970's, when the Boomer Generation started having kids. They were the first to do so, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:24 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:24 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2016 01:24 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:24 AM (Ya7zs)
Those of you born after 1974 should thank God that you were not yet born to be tortured with that several times a day
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:25 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (6gk0M)
++++
There's one song of her's I like, a John Lennon cover.
Working Class Hero
https://youtu.be/LrwsUur6SfE
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 03, 2016 01:26 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:26 AM (oqkO3)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:24 AM (oqkO3)
*HAH!*
I was born in '71 and I never saw a Child Car Seat until the late Eighties.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:27 AM (6gk0M)
Seriously though, they have Glenda up there doing her best "All is Well!" at the beginning of the second act, and I thought that this was the best anti-Hillary, anti-Wilson, anti-totalitarian piece of entertainment I've had the pleasure of paying for.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:27 AM (gVpIT)
I recall the State inspector general's office had some trouble doing their investigation - because *they* lacked the proper clearances!
And I believe it's publicly known that completely non-cleared people - Hillary's legal team - had possession of lots of classified info. I believe these people are also the ones who reported certain mobile devices had disappeared (these devices clearly of potential interest to the security investigation).
Any one of the DOZENS of serious, systematic, willful violations of security laws and procedures that are known to have occurred, had they been committed by any normal person - or any GOP office-holder or aide - would have led to a media firestorm and legal hurricane resulting in arrests or resignations (and disappearance from public life) in a few weeks.
You might say we've been there for a while, but the country at this point deserves whatever it gets for permitting this to happen. We're off the charts.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 03, 2016 01:28 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: otho at September 03, 2016 01:28 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:30 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: otho
I've tried learning the acoustic tab for 'True colors'. Let's just say it's not a beginner song.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2016 01:32 AM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:33 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:30 AM (9iR5/)
Pretty certain it's not a tooth, since she was at the vet less than 2 weeks ago for her shots, and a checkup. As for pooping, she spends the day outside, and poops on her own schedule, so I don't know when she last did it. Two-three days ago, I happened to see her do it, so if she is constipated, it's for 2 days at most.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:34 AM (oqkO3)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:26 AM (oqkO3)
Observe her for awhile to make sure she doesn't have an obstruction in her digestive tract.
You'll know if a doctor is needed if she doesn't go potty, as routine, tomorrow.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:35 AM (6gk0M)
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That could do it. She might be clogged up. I don't know, I'm not a vet. Like I said I'm just spitballing here.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:37 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 01:37 AM (tIc/p)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:38 AM (gVpIT)
You'll know if a doctor is needed if she doesn't go potty, as routine, tomorrow.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:35 AM (6gk0M)
Good plan. If she's not back up to speed tomorrow morning, I will take her to the vet; I think they are open Saturday here. Need be, I'll haul her to the emergency vet clinic in Calgary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:38 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 03, 2016 01:39 AM (Kucy5)
-Bring a flashlight, a can/bag and a sense of determination.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:39 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ibguy at September 03, 2016 01:40 AM (vUcdz)
Here is proof that the '90's were an absolute nadir in music, with the worst song ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAzqBUNlCs
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 03, 2016 01:40 AM (vBeA5)
News to me, the trailer that promises that this movie is witless garbage.
Also not known, there was a movie called Now You See Me 1.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2016 01:40 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:41 AM (gVpIT)
-Bring a flashlight, a can/bag and a sense of determination.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:39 AM (6gk0M)
Heh. I'm on three acres, and she has the run of the place, so where and when she poops is a mystery. Mostly in the morning, but exactly when is her business. But I will try to keep her in sight when I let her out tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:42 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:42 AM (6gk0M)
My 2 cents. The disinterest in the ice cream obviously is not good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 01:43 AM (9mTYi)
***!***
Captain James Tiberius Kirk #535: "A girl. With kaleidoscope. Eyes."
Still not as bad as Mae West's "Light My Fire." Nobody mentioned that? Nor Spock's Hobbit song? Who are you people?
garrett: [ij]502 >>Whipping Post is the best song ever performed.
The Zappa Version, sure.
Thanks for that. Downloaded a version off YouTube.
***!***
(Assumes Shatnerian voice
And so, on. And so, forth.
(Assumes Gracie Allen voice
Good night, Gracies!
Unless I think of something else to say.
Posted by: mindful webworker - warning: don't click here at September 03, 2016 01:44 AM (NuA1h)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:45 AM (Ya7zs)
I need to be...
"The Slap-Whisperer"
Dog cannot keel cheeken. Dog also cannot run far to hunt without Pack Leader.
You are Pack Leader.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:46 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2016 01:47 AM (nl2r8)
Heh. I'm on three acres, and she has the run of the place, so where and when she poops is a mystery. Mostly in the morning, but exactly when is her business. But I will try to keep her in sight when I let her out tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'm in the see boat. Except with a small dog and one acre (with downed fence panels, so he walks around when he wants).
He has his own door, so comes and goes as he pleases. If he has a "spot" I wouldn't know where it is.
But I find that if I take him for a decent walk, he'll poop at least once somewhere along the line.
Posted by: Mothers everywhere at September 03, 2016 01:47 AM (0jbUr)
My 2 cents. The disinterest in the ice cream obviously is not good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 01:43 AM (9mTYi)
Good idea. I am going to be hitting the sack pretty soon, so I will take her outside for a spell before retiring.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:49 AM (oqkO3)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 01:43 AM (9mTYi)
I agree. Best idea, yet. Walk with the dog after feeding it some fruit. Strawberries are good, but the leaves are a natural laxative.
...whole strawberries.
*Pro Tip*
Keep tops of strawberries handy, so as to make a tea, if you are constipated.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:50 AM (6gk0M)
"Billy, Don't be a Hero"
"Run, Joey, Run"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:50 AM (P8951)
Now our St. Bernard puppy, at a year old and about 150 pounds, almost caught a blue heron on our property this week. That boy can flat out sprint like no dog that big I've seen before.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:51 AM (gVpIT)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:51 AM (9iR5/)
Keep tops of strawberries handy, so as to make a tea, if you are constipated.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:50 AM (6gk0M)
They used to sell "Dr.Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberries" which was fruit pectin, I think, as a remedy for the opposing condition.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:53 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2016 01:53 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:54 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:55 AM (gVpIT)
Now there's a weird song. Crazy teen girl with fantasy lovers. Neighbor boy peeks in her bedroom window and has the hots for her - shows up at her door "with evil on his mind." She takes him into the bedroom, and what? Somehow keeps him as a sex slave. Everyone thinks he's died.
Lots of teen boys would love to be some chick's sex slave, but sheesh, how could you possibly keep him in your bedroom with nobody knowing? Teen boys eat 3 times their weight in groceries every day.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:57 AM (P8951)
"Don't give up on the day job, Dave"
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:57 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:58 AM (P8951)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:57 AM (Ya7zs)
What about Lorne Greene, and the "Ballad of Ringo"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:59 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:00 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Bay City Rollers at September 03, 2016 02:00 AM (Ya7zs)
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:58 AM (P8951)
We had a second warning when "Pac-Man Fever" was "a thing".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:00 AM (6gk0M)
I had seen Richard Harris in many movies before I ever heard him sing.
He left a cake out in the rain.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2016 02:02 AM (IqV8l)
"Don't give up on the day job, Dave"
Posted by: kbdabear
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And, in other useless fact i somehow remember, Starsky directed The Running Man.
Also, The Cutting Edge (among others).
Posted by: Chi at September 03, 2016 02:02 AM (0jbUr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:03 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: otho at September 03, 2016 02:03 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:04 AM (Ya7zs)
Who the hell leaves a cake in the rain? Especially one made from scratch. It starts to drizzle, you grab that sucker and run inside and eat it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:05 AM (P8951)
Suggesting the music industry is a long ongoing practical joke.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:07 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 03, 2016 02:07 AM (T/cxb)
Anyway, there he lives in hiding for a while, when mama has to go to the hospital for some routine procedure. She dies there.
The house is sold, with junior still living in his secret room. He terrorizes the neighbors and the family living in the house.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:07 AM (DW+jj)
And why the hell was the recipe so elusive? Was it like a DandD spell that erases itself from the caster's mind as he uses it?
Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:08 AM (IdCqF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5f_ZyLhnmg
Get off my ass
You wee-bitty fuck
If I pull out the claymore
You're shit-outta-luck
Who's that girl?
That pretty young thing?
After I fuck 'er,
She'll get up and sing!
Ay!-Yay-Yay...
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:08 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 03, 2016 02:07 AM
Yeah, I saw him in an episode back in the day and thought "Is that David Soul?""... according to the credits at the end of the ep, it was. Didn't know for sure if it was him or someone else with the same name.
Posted by: otho at September 03, 2016 02:09 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Soona at September 03, 2016 02:09 AM (oJJos)
People are still cringing from that episode. I was three years old and knew this was a misfire.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:09 AM (IdCqF)
Clearly a warning about the perils of single motherhood. Dad wouldn't put up with that shit. Well, unless Dad's loco too.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:10 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:00 AM (P8951)
"Ringo" was a gunslinger in the Old West, insofar as the song went.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 02:10 AM (oqkO3)
Let Joan Baez cover "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" and release it as a single
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:11 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:08 AM (IdCqF)
It was the best red velvet cake in the world!! The greatest that will ever be!And the bozos left it out!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:12 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:12 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:13 AM (P8951)
Up with Ween!
...and Beck.
...because I can't wait to become more unpopular.
Beck
-Where It's At:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfmNxKLDG4
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:14 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:15 AM (6gk0M)
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Payola
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 02:15 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2016 02:15 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Soona at September 03, 2016 02:09 AM (oJJos)
Here's the cure for that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc1URQgQWNo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 02:16 AM (oqkO3)
Gypsies,Tramps & Thieves alone should have killed The Beast, but like a creepy horror villain, it came back two years later with Half Breed
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:16 AM (Ya7zs)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071186/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Remember Scott Jacoby? He was in every third movie for a few years, including a TV pic about the guy who started the school I attended for a couple of years. They cast Peter Boyle, who looked as little like Hal as one could imagine while still casting a white guy.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:16 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: GLaDOS at September 03, 2016 02:16 AM (H9MG5)
I'm out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 02:16 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:17 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:18 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:18 AM (6gk0M)
People are still cringing from that episode. I was three years old and knew this was a misfire.
Posted by: Epobirs
But the ending was perfect. The Space Hippies indeed arrived at there "Eden" only to find the planet was poisonous! Heh! Even the Universe hates Hippies.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:20 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:21 AM (DW+jj)
-Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:04 AM (Ya7zs)
My Mom loved Bobby Vinton.
...and my Dad.
...and Elvis Presley
...but mostly Elvis Presley.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:21 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:24 AM (DW+jj)
I always wanna yell, "There's an entire book on the subject. Spoiler alert: We killed Him!"
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at September 03, 2016 02:24 AM (EZWNE)
That yammer-broad from the Match Game.
Brett Summers, (I believe), was her name.
She could talk more about nothing/i] that I could about childhood memories.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:25 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:25 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:26 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:27 AM (20X6f)
I'm Waving My Dick in the Wind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F39uC9IlI0
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:28 AM (6gk0M)
I remember finding a picture of one of the girls for a joke on Twitter.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:29 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Tony Soprano at September 03, 2016 02:30 AM (EZWNE)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:30 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:31 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Tony Soprano at September 03, 2016 02:32 AM (EZWNE)
Doan be harshin' the Hippies ...
Be down with the groove:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TRgokZLIwA
Posted by: The Jamaican Dudes at September 03, 2016 02:33 AM (FlRtG)
It also said Checkov made out with one of the surfer gals. I don't remember that.
You know, this whole making out with aliens thing is bad. Could be very dangerous. So many unknown unknowns.
That said, though, damn I'd hit those green Orion slave girls. Even knowing that I'd be the real slave afterwards.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:33 AM (DW+jj)
"Haaaaaay-Yaaaay-Yaaaaay, I said Haaaaaay-Yaaaay-Yaaaay. --I said Hey!
...What's Going On?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:34 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 02:36 AM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:37 AM (6gk0M)
Dammit, time to Youtube some Black Sabbath. I haven't heard Planet Caravan in a while.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:38 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:39 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:39 AM (9iR5/)
I'm with ya man. "Imagine" holds a special place in the annals of suckage.
But the b-side of the 45 single of "Spirit in the Sky", "Milk Cow", was pretty bad too. What the heck was Norman Greenbaum thinkin'.
And yes, I am that old.
Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at September 03, 2016 02:39 AM (GdgAM)
My Compliance pics that day will be The Women of Star Trek TOS
Hint; I still LOVE Susan Oliver
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:41 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:39 AM (9iR5/)
To answer your question, Ad-meer-al Kirk had to wear a girdle under his tunic, while I proudly showed my pecs
Posted by: Khan Noonien Singh at September 03, 2016 02:44 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:44 AM (9iR5/)
-Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:41 AM (Ya7zs)
She is a doll.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:45 AM (6gk0M)
And there is frost on the grass. Clear, starry night, so its a radiation frost, I guess. And a faint Northern Lights, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 02:46 AM (oqkO3)
----------------------------
I follow you on Twatter and I'm hoping for awesomeness!
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:46 AM (9iR5/)
-Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:44 AM (9iR5/)
We don't mind being called "Jesus Freaks", but we'll still give you a lift because we're Christians.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:47 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:48 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:49 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:49 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: DonnaV. whitely brandishing
ampersandsso there at September 03, 2016 01:21
AM (P8951"
I don't know if that was true across the board. Last week I watched 1941's "Mr. Mrs. Smith", a comedy starring Carole Lombard and Robert Montgomery. According to the IMDB trivia page for that film, she was a devoted Democrat, while Montgomery was a Republican. So of course, she would often go out to the parking lot during lunch and put a "Vote FDR" bumper sticker on Montgomery's car.Unfortunately, this was her second-to-last film, because in January, 1942, she, her mother, and 20 others were killed in a plane crash into a mountain near Las Vegas.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 02:52 AM (YEhNg)
What the hell. They tried 3 times, making the makeup a darker and darker shade of green, but nothing worked. She looked normal.
It turns out that they had specified she was supposed to be green in the instructions to the processing crew. They assumed that some idiot camerman had botched the setup, and so corrected the green color back to normal.
Yvonne Craig (Batgirl) was considered for the role, and did play an Orion slave girl in a later episode, "Whom Gods Destroy".
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:53 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:54 AM (20X6f)
This park specialized in atmosphere and character. And they had one shop that made the entire park exceptional.
The Magic Shoppe.
It wasn't very big, 20' x 8' or so. Counter, walls racked with Adams tricks - cups and balls, magic links, silk scarves, and a few crystal balls for effect. Plastic sick, ugg.
The clerks were required to know a few gags and some patter. Not entirely smooth parlor magic, but I was too short to complain, and besides, the room was literally magic.
I find the Harry Potter media still-borne, lame, and derivative, but I imagine those that are fans of that world are of the same mind, the same entranced experience of what i experienced the few times I opened the heavy wooden door and walked into The Magic Shoppe.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2016 02:54 AM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:55 AM (9iR5/)
Vina, played by Susan Oliver in "The Menagerie"
Dr Helen Noel, played by Marianna Hill in "Dagger of the Mind"
Andrea, played by Sherry Jackson in "What Are Little Girls Made Of"
Kelinda, played by Barbara Bouchet in "By Any Other Name"
Alice 500, played by Alyce Andrese in "I, Mudd"
Marta, played by Yvonne Craig in "Whom Gods Destroy"
Nona, played by Nancy Kovac in "A Private Little War"
Yeoman Teresa Ross, played by Venita Wolf in "The Squire of Gothos"
Yeoman Janice Rand, played by Grace Lee Whitney
Lt Uhura, played by Nichelle Nichols
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:56 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:58 AM (9iR5/)
I still don't mind being called a "Jesus Freak"... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:00 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at September 03, 2016 03:01 AM (+c9jG)
I've read this three times and I've come to the conclusion that you're going to have to come back when you are sober.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:05 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:07 AM (6gk0M)
She was sweating so much under that makeup they had to keep applying it.
And they had to cut much of it -- too sexy for the censors, including one where she was whipped.
I wonder if that uncensored footage is still around somewhere. Probably not, or we'd have seen by now.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 03:08 AM (DW+jj)
The worst is supposed to come though between six & noon.
Posted by: Chi at September 03, 2016 03:18 AM (0jbUr)
In the scene you see even Mr Spock grinning a little, they couldn't wipe the grin off his face from the outtake. Capt Kirk and McCoy of course needed no suppression of their delight.
For some reason Sulu wasn't in that scene
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 03:18 AM (Ya7zs)
They're debating whether or not you should be allowed a gun license if you have a "Pot License".
The bottom line comes down upon the gun seller, not the individual whose purchase involves a firearm.
The Gun Seller has to answer to the "higher authority", being the Federal Government.
Since weed is Illegal, Federally, no matter the laws in the state in which you reside?
The seller of the gun still must answer Federally.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:20 AM (6gk0M)
The worst is supposed to come though between six & noon.
Posted by: Chi at September 03, 2016 03:18 AM (0jbUr)
I'm in Sarasota FL and the rain started on Tuesday and just ended today around noon, with still a few light showers and moisture bands being drawn in from the Gulf
Don't make any plans that need sunshine for the weekend
Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 03:22 AM (Ya7zs)
From the Hollywood Reporter, a link preview:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hpde94p
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:29 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 03:30 AM (IdCqF)
She/he/xe? didn't affect us until today. Should be well off the coast tomorrow afternnon. But I predict flooding at high tide. Especially downtown norfolk.
My only plans this weekend need bourbon.
Posted by: Chi at September 03, 2016 03:33 AM (0jbUr)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2016 04:04 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2016 04:10 AM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2016 04:42 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: dustydog at September 03, 2016 04:48 AM (JgGr4)
Every goon organization in the country will preach their favorite ax to grind.
MADD will say it is because of drunken teenagers and we need to increase the drinking age to 99. IOW bring back prohibition which became their real goal several decades ago.
The Naderites will say it is because we absolutely must have more safety features including governors on the electronic ignition that limits speed to 55.
The watermelons will say it is because we removed the 55 mph speed limits on the interstates and we need to reinstate them.
Obama will say we need the 55 speed limit, electronic governors, and most of all, higher punitive federal taxes on gasoline so he can give more money to train and bus unions.
Meanwhile, has any independent non-government agency verified that these numbers are accurate?
The solutions, as always, shows what the "real problem is.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 03, 2016 05:11 AM (mpXpK)
Had no idea leftists had a war on cluster bombs, they are awesome weapons.
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2016 04:10 AM (0G2eQ)
You must have missed that. I posted a link for that action last week.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 03, 2016 05:13 AM (mpXpK)
Now if only they had let her sing more often. What a voice!
Posted by: JTB at September 03, 2016 05:14 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:59 AM (oqkO3)
I have that song, I like it. Here it is, what say the Morons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyuq-ofnPc
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 03, 2016 05:19 AM (mpXpK)
I drank a lot of alcohol last night, went to bed while using one of the home versions of the muscle stimulation devices chiropractors use and woke up early.
I just messaged my pastor's wife in South Korea. When I broke my elbow about 5 years ago, she came every day, for 17 days in a row, to wash me up, including when her daughter had given birth to her 2nd grandchild.
I love that woman. And I miss my church.
Fortunately, I have figured out a way that may let me work independently, allow me to come back home and take care of my very elderly parents (ages 80 and 90) if needed, makes me happy and gives me a nice market for any kids books I'm going to write in the future. Oh, and mercilessly teasing Social Justice Warriors and western university indoctrinated students is part of my brand!!!
So it is all good.
I'm going to let the alcohol take over for a few minutes....but damn...I miss my Korean church. I was walking the streets in Pyeongtaek, South Korea after teaching English and heard what sounded like hymns coming from a building. I cautiously opened the door to investigate, they saw me and invited me in.
At that moment, I remembered Dennis Pragar saying "how can you tell you are not religious if you have never given it a chance?: I went in and the women in the choir welcomed me so graciously.
The women in the choir phoned Ashley who was 20 and she came to the church and translated for me that night, and at the next Mass. And for some reason I went back to church the next Sunday. And the next Sunday.
After a couple of Sundays, Lim Sun, the pastor's wife, gave me a beautiful English-Korean Bible. I offered her money. She refused. I put an extra 50,000 won ($50 US) in the donation plate.
Ashley went to school, but Suzi took over translation duties. Amazingly beautiful girl. So incredibly sweet, in high school and she looked a couple years younger than her 18 years. I remember one Sunday getting a text message on my phone from Suzi asking if I was going to be at church. Beautiful Korean girl. Even though nothing would ever happen, yeah, that was extra motivation to go to church.
After several weeks at my new church, I took Ashley, Suzi and a few other of the older kids to the movies and out for pizza. It was so much fun. I look younger than I am, they were comfortable around me and it was a very happy day. It amused me that as a white guy, I had all my wonderful memories taking my black god-daughter and her 3 sisters to the movies and somehow found the Asian equivalent. It was like I was collecting families from all races.
I kept putting about $20 in the collection envelopes each week. In October or November, I received a text message from Lim Sun, the pastor's wife. She brought over a brand new winter coat for me. I'm Canadian, wasn't dressing too heavily and I guess they thought I needed a coat. A COAT! A very nice, $200 dollar coat!! What kind of church does that!!??!??
So if people are keeping track, I'm donating back to the church everything they give me. And over the next few months, on the weeks I miss church, I put the $20 I'd give the previous week into the envelope with the current weeks donation. And after a few months, we're about tied...
And then, some of the church members see me on the street moving my items from my old apartment to the new apartment of my new employer. Phone calls were made. Soon, most of my small church was there helping me move and get settled into the new apartment.
And shortly thereafter, I ended up breaking my elbow in 2 places. My pastor's wife, Lim Sum, came to the hospital for 17 days in a row to wash me up, INCLUDING after her oldest daughter gave birth to her 2nd grandchild!! I love that woman....
Anyways, I was drinking, I've already messaged Lim Sun at church wishing her a great day and was just randomly typing after killing a bunch of beers.
For the record, I am able to sit comfortably in a chair now. However, that was after a LOT of alcohol
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 03, 2016 05:36 AM (oc5O1)
And although Tombstone is one of my favorite movies of all time the tale of Doc Holliday shooting Ringo is total fiction.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 03, 2016 05:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2016 05:50 AM (zLDYs)
Decades ago a white antique shop owner on Magazine in New Orleans, also a councilman, told me of his discussion with a black councilman. The black guy argued that city jobs were (my updated paraphrase) a designed device to spread the wealth around, largely to the black community. The white small business owner was more capitalist, thinking government was to be as efficient as possible. (silly him)
Lois Lerner told us it was just a couple rogue agents in Cincinnati, and all the subsequent lies that covered the trail all the way to the White House went unpunished, as only whistle blowers are fired.
Many bureaucrats feel they are righteous, others feel they are clever and America deserves to be fleeced. An Obama administration guy said "in the end it comes down to the barrel of a gun" ... so of course they want to take those soon, to make us as vulnerable as the European proles.
We are not dealing with patriotic Americans.
"If there was hope, it must lie in the proles.
If they could only somehow become conscious of their own strength.
Until they become conscious they will never rebel.
And until they rebel they will never become conscious."
http://orwelltoday.com/proles.shtml
Maybe the internet combined with Trump notoriety and a few fed up patriots in the system, can defy Clinton grotesqueness being thrust upon us by plutocrat commies and their MSM tools. But it will be like The Exorcist, and they will fight to the end.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2016 05:55 AM (ZRaCn)
a few fed up patriots in the system, can defy Clinton grotesqueness
being thrust upon us by plutocrat commies and their MSM tools. But it
will be like The Exorcist, and they will fight to the end.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2016 05:55 AM (ZRaCn)
I'm taking care of the education system.
Just trust me. I have a plan.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 03, 2016 05:57 AM (oc5O1)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)
____________________
Trust yourself. You know your cat better than anybody; certainly better than the vet knows her. You know when she's had enough. Trust yourself. You will make the right decision for her because you love her, and she knows that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 03, 2016 06:09 AM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 03, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK)
That song really sucks.
Awwww....that's just wrong
Posted by: Bruce Cougar Jenner at September 03, 2016 07:18 AM (AWYka)
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