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Overnight Open Thread (2 Sep 2016)

Clinton claims she didn't know 'C' stood for 'classified' in emails. Actually, shouldn't the 'C' denote "Confidential"? Whatever. Just ridiculous how she went about handling classified material.

Worst Song Of All Time

tmi3rd posted this on the moron Facebook group. An oral history of "We Built This City," the worst song of all time. Now while I agree it is an awful song, but is it really the worst song of all time? What say you morons?

Traffic Deaths

Traffic deaths in 2015 climb by largest increase in decades. Maybe we shouldn't be handing out drivers licenses as IDs. I keed, I keed. I think it's a combination of many things and probably the greatest one not mentioned in the article is that people have too much faith in the protective devices their cars come with these days. They drive like they have NASCAR level of safety devices and drive like they are in a NASCAR race. Only they suck at it, they don't have a spotter, and they don't have a roll cage.

100 Years Of Ladies Shoes

Here ya go 'ettes. Haven't had a shoe discussion in awhile!

Terrorism

Good lord this is stupid. Half a million young Italians are about to receive free money to stay away from terrorism.

Socialism

Oh I really doubt this. The names will change but they'll still vote for it. South America has had enough of socialism.

Shotgunnin'

Cluster Bombs

Bummer. Why the last U.S. company making cluster bombs won't produce them anymore.

Misinformation

Weaponization of information key part of Russian military doctrine. It's also a key part of what the MSM and Democrats do. Their followers just lap it up.

Green Navy

Navy can't prove that green energy projects save money. That's because it does not. The cost of the biofuel used for the Great Green Fleet is a shell game where the true costs are hidden.

"A 5 percent blend should not even be called biofuel; it is petroleum fuel with an expensive additive," he said.

Assuming the current price of $1.60 per gallon ($500 pmt) for the 94.5 percent fraction of the latest biofuel blend, the 5.5 percent biofuel fraction cost $13.64 per gallon.

Grilling

Yummy. The science of grilling: how a grill gives steak its flavor.

Dog Video

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Comments

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1 well hello!

Posted by: Molly k. at September 02, 2016 09:56 PM (shN0m)

2 Yummy!

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at September 02, 2016 09:57 PM (BO/km)

3 Most people "brag off" when they get in first. Not me

Posted by: Molly k. at September 02, 2016 09:57 PM (shN0m)

4 Huh?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 09:58 PM (vyqqu)

5 (C) on the left margin for each paragraph classed "confidential".

Top and bottom of each page marked for the highest class on that page.

Cover sheet for the highest class in the document.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 09:58 PM (P/kVC)

6 Fourth after reading the content. Not bad actually.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 09:58 PM (vyqqu)

7 No more cluster bombs?

But we still get FASCAM, right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (P/kVC)

8 "We Built This City" is not the worst song of all time. It's at least partially catchy.




'Rons, please pray for us. We have to make a heartbreaking decision about one of our cats. I think we're going to have to put her down. I've talked about her before. She has feline stomatitis. We've been treating her for a year, she's getting progressively worse. I thought a month ago we were at the end. The vet suggested a boost in her steroids, we agreed, it lasted no longer. I just can't have her suffer any longer.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)

9 Truth be told I sat down with a plate of nachos and logged on. Lo and behold the stage was mine. Too busy shoveling food in to make a scene.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 02, 2016 10:00 PM (shN0m)

10
Worst song?


Im walkin on sunshine.... and dont itfeel GOOD!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2016 10:01 PM (JmjOe)

11 Everybody knows that C doesn't stand for "confidential". Maestro please...

"C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
OH! Cookie, cookie cookie starts with C!"

So the "C" on the documents simply meant that you have to read them while eating COOKIES!

Posted by: Cookie Monster at September 02, 2016 10:01 PM (7A4qQ)

12 Marconi plays the mamba

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:01 PM (+eR2D)

13 Out: Higher Education - In: Higher Propaganda

Keeping students ignorant of the past makes them more susceptible to the influences of Progressive propaganda, while ginning up faux outrages and fear mongering insures that most students, even if exposed to actual history and philosophy, will stay within the Progressive fold.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12300

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 02, 2016 10:01 PM (vBeA5)

14 And here we are.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:02 PM (w+Jhj)

15 And come to think of it, alphabetical order and all I think I should change my name to Molly (c)

Posted by: Molly k. at September 02, 2016 10:02 PM (shN0m)

16 Ugh. Should've realized Ace had already covered the "C" part earlier. I was distracted following the hurricane/tropical storm and doing one of my NFL drafts.

Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 10:02 PM (Pf2mI)

17 Clinton claims she didn't know 'C' stood for 'classified' in emails. Actually, shouldn't the 'C' denote "Confidential"? Whatever. Just ridiculous how she went about handling classified material.

A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 02, 2016 10:02 PM (vBeA5)

18 Wow! Can't believe I even made it into the first fifty. Usually asleep before the ONT even posts.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:03 PM (RfzVr)

19 Top 20?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)

20 woot woot ONT

Thanks Commodore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (voOPb)

21 Yes!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)

22 I'm sorry to hear that, DangerGirl.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (jV8Mq)

23
Wurst song?

I tend to repress unpleasant memories.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (c+z1/)

24 Dats, nacho cheese

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (dULJN)

25 Fine way to start off LDW, sick as a dog.

But, it could be worse. I could live in the eastern part of the state.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (w+Jhj)

26 We Built This City is truly a horrible song.

Posted by: Me and You and A Dog Named Boo at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (Tyii7)

27 "C" stands for Confidential, which I think is what HRC claims she didn't know. She's always said she never mishandled anything marked "Classified", which is probably correct. Nothing is marked "Classified".

Posted by: jim at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (rnwV8)

28 I'm sorry to hear that, DangerGirl.


Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (jV8Mq)


Thank you. I thought I was prepared for this 2-3 months ago. I was wrong.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:06 PM (+eR2D)

29 A triple flaming skull day. Hell, that's better than setting a gas station on fire when the clerk won't let you steal a bag of flaming hot cheetos, which actually happened recently.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2016 10:06 PM (gyKtp)

30 I always thought "C" was for "cooch", but that's just me being me.

Posted by: Obvious Bill Clinton Sock at September 02, 2016 10:06 PM (HRm/K)

31 We Built This City is truly a horrible song.

Posted by: Billy don't be a hero at September 02, 2016 10:07 PM (w+Jhj)

32 It is among the worst songs ever. It is hateful. It makes me paw at my ears. There are several things that make it awful

But Havin' My Baby by Mac Davis is much much worse.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2016 10:07 PM (EZebt)

33 Worst song - "Imagine"


I'm drink and that's the first thing that came to mind so it must be true.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:07 PM (oc5O1)

34 Posted by: jim at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (rnwV

Snort.

Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 10:07 PM (Pf2mI)

35

Soros was quoted (somewhere, I forget) as saying that Hillary will lose the popular vote, but she will be elected President because it is already a done deal.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (c+z1/)

36 Worst song? Off the top of my head, Barry Manilow's "Mandy". And that one about the dog, "Shannon" I think. Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey". All those gag me.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (RfzVr)

37 (C)rooked Hillary

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (dULJN)

38 I'm drunk, not 'drink'


Preview before you post, even after a lot of booze.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (oc5O1)

39 "I'm drink and that's the first thing that came to mind so it must be true.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel"

Well, there go the bonus points for correct spelling....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (w+Jhj)

40 Somedays I think that if I would have had real children, the pets wouldn't mean so much. I dunno. I'm sort of lost at the moment. She's not just another loss, she's my last tie to home since I've moved here.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (+eR2D)

41 We Built This City is truly a horrible song.

Yes.

Posted by: Alone Again, Naturally at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (Tyii7)

42 "We built this city " wasn't even the worst song of the 80s

"I just died in your arms tonight" was way more terrible.

Posted by: V the K at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (jn7FC)

43 Dear God I hate SJW they are remaking a Sexier version of Oliver Twist as a woman and she wil fight crime? F U NBC this makes zero sense.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (dKiJG)

44 "C" stands for Confidential, which I think is what
HRC claims she didn't know. She's always said she never mishandled
anything marked "Classified", which is probably correct. Nothing is
marked "Classified".

Posted by: jim at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (rnwV

Did she do the AIR QUOTES gesture when she said it?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (P/kVC)

45 Since someone already mentioned We Built This City, worst song is tied btwn Scorpians, Rock Me Like a Hurricane and the Eagles, Hotel California.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (6IPEM)

46

Ok, now you've done it.

Worst song,

Stand - by - your - man

ok, no

it's
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final TODAY!

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (c+z1/)

47 I (C) what you did there.

Posted by: hilllary at September 02, 2016 10:10 PM (LdMbv)

48 But Havin' My Baby by Mac Davis is much much worse.

Certainly is.

Posted by: Paul Anka at September 02, 2016 10:10 PM (Tyii7)

49 I just can't have her suffer any longer.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)

Sorry to hear that. Be well DGirl.

Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2016 10:10 PM (o/90i)

50 DangerGirl, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll say a prayer for you. Be at peace.

Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2016 10:10 PM (A4pxH)

51 Bonuts.

Haven't had them since I got the dog fixed. Mmmmm.

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 02, 2016 10:10 PM (H9MG5)

52 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 10:11 PM (T/cxb)

53 Tainted love, I hate that song

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:11 PM (dULJN)

54 Since someone already mentioned We Built This City, worst song is tied btwn Scorpians, Rock Me Like a Hurricane and the Eagles, Hotel California.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (6IPEM)

*****

Burn the Heretic!

Scorpions were awesome. Meh on the Eagles.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)

55 Funny how Teh Smartest Woman in the World pleads stupid so often, and her fervent supporters give her absolution.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 10:11 PM (g6yUI)

56 Adam Corolla did a whole thing about the song "Coward of the County," and I don't know if he declared it the worst song of all time, but it's got to be up there.

Guy won't fight. Promised his daddy he wouldn't. So they gang rape his girl. At which point, he decides to fight.

Somebody wrote that. As a song.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (Pz4pT)

57 I nominate Muskrat Love. Either version. Take your pick.

Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (A4pxH)

58 >>>100 Years Of Ladies Shoes

That shoe model had monster sized feet.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (R+30W)

59 Just read up thread, DG. I'm so very sorry. Poor little kitty.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (6IPEM)

60 Worst song ... Barak Hussein Obama, um, um, um ...

Posted by: Adriane the Turing Test Critic ... at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (AoK0a)

61 >>>Dear God I hate SJW they are remaking a Sexier
version of Oliver Twist as a woman and she wil fight crime? F U NBC this
makes zero sense.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 02, 2016 10:09 PM (dKiJG)<<<

What a twiiiist!

Posted by: M. Night Shamalamadingdong at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (H9MG5)

62 Oh shit muskrat love IS Horrible...agggh

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:13 PM (dULJN)

63 Scorpions were awesome.

Up until "Blackout", they were. After that...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 10:13 PM (T/cxb)

64 Mmm. Bonuts.

Posted by: homer simpson at September 02, 2016 10:13 PM (LdMbv)

65 That shoe model had monster sized feet.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (R+30W)


Go on...

Posted by: Dick Morris at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (HRm/K)

66 Link to Carolla and Norm MacDonald discussing Coward of the County:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ9fPnzcMHk

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (Pz4pT)

67 Clinton claims she didn't know 'C' stood for 'classified' in emails. Actually, shouldn't the 'C' denote "Confidential"? Whatever. Just ridiculous how she went about handling classified material.
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 02, 2016 10:02 PM

Anyone voting for her after this mishandling of info is an idiot.

Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (o/90i)

68 Poor kitteh. sorry DG.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (EZebt)

69 Muskrat Love, ya, I was thinking that, but it is a worst song.


That Garth Brooks song - "Papa loved momma, momma loved men. Momma's in the graveyard pappa's in the pen."

Great song, you can sing along with, but Damn, that's an awful song.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (c+z1/)

70 For a while we had our sweet little Pekingese trained to run over to us after eating so she could belch and receive praise for doing so.
It was quite cute actually.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:14 PM (hVdx9)

71 Guy won't fight. Promised his daddy he wouldn't. So they gang rape his girl. At which point, he decides to fight.

Somebody wrote that. As a song.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:12 PM (Pz4pT)


And? I don't see what the problem is. A guy promises his father he won't go down the same path of fighting as dad did, until he realized that you have to fight sometimes. What exactly is wrong with the story?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (FYrz1)

72 Worst Song Of All Time

tmi3rd posted this on the moron Facebook group. An oral history of "We Built This City," the worst song of all time. Now while I agree it is an awful song, but is it really the worst song of all time? What say you morons?



Wiggle - Jason DeRulo

https://youtu.be/hiP14ED28CA

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (bMG0w)

73
At my age....... Happy Birthday is thw worsesong ever.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (JmjOe)

74 I just had a car wreck? Sorry, lemme just finish this text...

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (OLNwX)

75 Konbanwa's y'all!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (kP16F)

76 Well, I gotta go to sleep and hope my fever is gone tomorrow cause I have to clean out the apartment I rent, to get new tenants moved in ASAP.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)

77 Well, there go the bonus points for correct spelling....


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:08 PM (w+Jhj)

Corrected in #38. before your post.
And I was completely unaware of anything that may have been wrong. And being unaware of things is now a wonderful defense....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (oc5O1)

78 What's that Don't Take the Girl song?
Talk about a song that made me want to go postal.
I hope ISIS kidnaps that "girl".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (hVdx9)

79 Sting's "The Russians Love Their Children Too" was shit. The Communards' "There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl", likewise. Actually pretty much every song with a Cerebral Message sucks balls.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (6FqZa)

80 DG, do what you gotta do and know that you're doing the right thing. *sniff*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (1qrFE)

81 My son spent a summer at Philmont Scout Ranch, in NM as a shotgun instructor, he still has his NRA certification.



He could do a lot of that shit. Shooting clays backwards with the gun on his head was my favorite.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 02, 2016 10:17 PM (F1iXz)

82 >>>Now while I agree it is an awful song, but is it really the worst song of all time?

What made it truly awful is they played it incessantly on the stations I listened to. I'm sure there were worse things being played on the bubblegum stations, but the AOR format is supposed to be just for the cool stuff, damnit. Plus, they keep playing it even today on the oldies rock channels!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 02, 2016 10:17 PM (R+30W)

83 I just had a car wreck? Sorry, lemme just finish this text...
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (OLNwX)
****
Are you okay, t-bird? How bad is the damage to the car?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (6IPEM)

84 Modelo beer tastes like piss even when you are drunk. Pass on it unless there is NOTHING else available to keep your drunk on.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (hVdx9)

85 Built this city? Meh, eminently forgettable, but not throw the radio into the wood chipper bad.


My nomination? Well the version of "Hooked On A Feeling" with the ooga-chugga, ooga-chugga intro is right up there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (oqkO3)

86 Thank you guys. Oh man, I have been through this countless times. And yet it never gets easier. She never even liked me. I picked her up to cuddle her tonight and she feebly (sp?) scratched my neck.


She had a hard start to life. I was able to give her 13+ good years. I'm thankful for that. The pain is a purely selfish thing.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (+eR2D)

87 I hate the fucking Eagles man.

Posted by: Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (bMG0w)

88 DangerGirl

I feel that pain. I know it's coming with one of mine. If you can, see if the vet will come to you so you don't have to subject both of you to that awful trip. (hugs) Do the best you can by your furry friend and know they'll be waiting on you.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (RfzVr)

89 "Corrected in #38. before your post.
And I was completely unaware of anything that may have been wrong. And being unaware of things is now a wonderful defense....


Posted by: Stateless Infidel"

OK, half of 'em back because you typed faster than I did.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (w+Jhj)

90 The canine is high. Dogs don't wear sunglasses indoors.

In other news religion of peace bombs public market in Davao City, Philippines (home of President Duterte) killing 14 and injuring dozens.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (yIIdQ)

91 Goatse's song "Somebody That I Used To Know" makes me want to kill people, specifically the DJs piping that shit wherever I went 2012-2014.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 10:19 PM (6FqZa)

92 The science of grilling

"And he grills!"

"Oh my God, did I grill!
It was such a thrill!"

"NYAR!"

"Pass the bar-be-que sauce!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2016 10:20 PM (AroJD)

93 >>>Are you okay, t-bird? How bad is the damage to the car?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (6IPEM)<<<

Oh, I'm fine.


(somethin' tells me t-bird was just funnin' about distracted drivers.)

Posted by: Brad (the car) at September 02, 2016 10:20 PM (H9MG5)

94 Goatse's song "Somebody That I Used To Know" makes me want to kill people, specifically the DJs piping that shit wherever I went 2012-2014.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
****

Spoof version:
Somebody that I used to bone

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:20 PM (hVdx9)

95 DG, do what you gotta do and know that you're doing the right thing. *sniff*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 02, 2016 10:16 PM (1qrFE)


I know it's' the right thing. That should make it easier, right?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:21 PM (+eR2D)

96 Notice how Clinton is also conveniently stupid only at times when it furthers her ongoing criminality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 10:21 PM (g6yUI)

97 These are all bad songs, that's for sure.

Posted by: Indiana Wants Me at September 02, 2016 10:21 PM (Tyii7)

98 DangerGirl, I'm so sorry about your cat. The sweet things become such a part of you, that it's so hard to let go. I've read your comments in the past about her and your efforts to keep her going while still enjoying life. When they lose that though, we have to make the hard decisions. About half an hour ago I was crying about my cat Dash who I had to put down four months ago - still miss him like crazy. I'll say a prayer for you.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at September 02, 2016 10:21 PM (AnkaJ)

99 At my age....... Happy Birthday is thw worsesong ever.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (JmjOe)

Still could be worse. Could NOT be hearing HBD anymore.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (RfzVr)

100 Before anyone mentions it, I happen to like "MacArthur Park."

Posted by: RTW at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (3frOv)

101 I've always hated Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, be Happy".

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (v3DL/)

102 @91, boulder terlit hobo

ISWYDT...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (kP16F)

103
oooga chucka

heh

As a long haul truck driver I learned to never tell your dispatcher where you hated to go. If she ever got mad at you, that was where she would send you.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (c+z1/)

104 What exactly is wrong with the story?
He's a Moslem so he beats the shit out of his wife for having been gang-raped. Or is that a different song I'm thinking about?

Posted by: homer simpson at September 02, 2016 10:22 PM (LdMbv)

105 "We Built This City" is one of the worst songs of all time. Paradoxically, it's also one of the best pop tunes ever. I rank it as the 2nd-best pop song of the '80s.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (lh7g2)

106 A day with three flaming skulls is a day that warms the cockatoos of my hearth.

Posted by: mindful webworker - feeling the warmth at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (5a8XA)

107 #104 Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (LdMbv)

108 Goatse's song "Somebody That I Used To Know" makes me want to kill people, specifically the DJs piping that shit wherever I went 2012-2014.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


All pop songs will wither under heavy rotation for two reasons.

They're all short, 3':30~3':50 on average.

And, they're either written by or for 16 year olds. The lyrics of 99% of pop songs are utter shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (V3IFq)

109 Posted by: Brad (the car) at September 02, 2016 10:20 PM
****
Okay, thanks. I guess I missed the background reference to this. So, t-bird is okay then. Who is Brad the car? What is that a reference to?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (6IPEM)

110
Traffic deaths in 2015 climb by largest increase in decades. Maybe we shouldn't be handing out drivers licenses as IDs. I keed, I keed.



I sure as hell ain't kidding:

Last year Assembly Bill 60 was implemented, granting people in the country illegally the right to obtain driver's licenses in California.

An estimated 605,000 licenses were issued under the law last year, accounting for nearly half of all new licenses, according to the California DMV. Nearly 400,000 of the licenses were issued during the first six months.

Direct cause and effect here.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (kdS6q)

111 Before anyone mentions it, I happen to like "MacArthur Park."

Yes. Almost as good as Ben.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (Tyii7)

112 HuffPo has one article on the Clinton FBI doc dump, saying that controversy swirls around Clinton email document.

CNN sez 9 Notes from the Clinton FBI interview


Boy, reading those two headers, you'd barely think there was anything of note at all. Of course both places have multiple Trump articles on their front pages.

If you slapped their elbows, you'd break their fingers off in their ears.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (gyKtp)

113 Worst song ever?

Oh Ba Ma! mmmm...mmm...mmmm!

*cold shivers*


Jim
Sunk new Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (v5iqM)

114 A song I like:

Velvet Acid Christ- Prety Toy
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z26tsck

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)

115 What's that Don't Take the Girl song?
Talk about a song that made me want to go postal.
I hope ISIS kidnaps that "girl".


First time I heard that song I started parodying it as "Don't Rape the Squirrel."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (T/cxb)

116 Anyone check out the sidebar video re: bullet journaling? You kidding me w that? If I could handle anything that complicated, you think I'd be here w you rubes?

Posted by: Smitteh at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (g9d8D)

117 Some art?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Cosmic-Love-Aykut-Aydogdu-2.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (ldPei)

118 What exactly is wrong with the story?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM (FYrz1)


Ummm.... the gang rape?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (Pz4pT)

119 The worst thing about We Built This City is that there are still radio stations that play it un-ironically.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 02, 2016 10:24 PM (nFdGS)

120 "C" stands for Confidential, which I think is what HRC claims she didn't know. She's always said she never mishandled anything marked "Classified", which is probably correct. Nothing is marked "Classified".

Posted by: jim at September 02, 2016 10:05 PM (rnwV


Well, when you think about it "classified" has no intrinsic meaning of secrecy. It just means, in the context of information, that somebody has placed in a category of information. Could be "public", could be "top secret", could be "confidential".


Now, I think colloquially, it tends to be used as shorthand for "classified: Top Secret", but I don't expect the actual rules are so cavalier with definitions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:25 PM (oqkO3)

121 And, they're either written by or for 16 year olds. The lyrics of 99% of pop songs are utter shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (V3IFq)



Yeah... that kind of applies to the lyrics of all songs. Even songs that I like. Shakespeare they are not.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:25 PM (bMG0w)

122 Traffic deaths in 2015 climb by largest increase in decades. Maybe we shouldn't be handing out drivers licenses as IDs. I keed, I keed.



I sure as hell ain't kidding:

Last year Assembly Bill 60 was implemented, granting people in the country illegally the right to obtain driver's licenses in California.

An estimated 605,000 licenses were issued under the law last year, accounting for nearly half of all new licenses, according to the California DMV. Nearly 400,000 of the licenses were issued during the first six months.

Direct cause and effect here.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
****

The sh*t I am recording on my dash cam is unreal. It's like people have gone insane and they think the laws of physics no longer apply to them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)

123 I know it's' the right thing. That should make it easier, right?


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:21 PM (+eR2D)

I find the right thing to do is rarely the easy thing to do; nevertheless, it is still the right thing to do! Remember, you have been given the responsibility to be the guardian of your pet, and that is not an easy job. I hope that both of your find some peace!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (wCEn4)

124 OK, time for bed. Love you, 'rons.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (+eR2D)

125 But the conversation described in the FBI's notes indicated Powell actually warned Clinton about the dangers of using a personal account, cautioning Clinton to "be very careful" and to make sure details of her private email use never became public.

"as long as the rubes don't find out"

Posted by: Uniparty at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (THQkN)

126 Wurst song?

I tend to repress unpleasant memories.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:04 PM (c+z1/)


Wurst, or Wrust?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smFG7cdIuIE

Posted by: The Metal Hat at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (vBeA5)

127 Why Hillary does not drive a car explained in a minute:

http://tinyurl.com/o35upfr

Posted by: C is for cooter, dusty and dry. at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (yIIdQ)

128 Direct cause and effect here.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (kdS6q)

Ahhh. I'm sure at least half of the DUI fatalities are tied to it as well.

Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (Pf2mI)

129 Giving Italians free money to stay away from terrorism?

Well, that just like giving them cash!

Posted by: Yogi Berra, philosopher at September 02, 2016 10:26 PM (S6Pax)

130 Anything by Genesis and Phil Collins sucks too.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (6IPEM)

131 109 Posted by: Brad (the car) at September 02, 2016 10:20 PM
****
Okay, thanks. I guess I missed the background reference to this. So, t-bird is okay then. Who is Brad the car? What is that a reference to?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (6IPEM)



The Liberty Mutual commercial.

https://youtu.be/BRmbsoVKzt0


Personally I think "Brad" had his own brake lines cut.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (bMG0w)

132 First time I heard that song I started parodying it as "Don't Rape the Squirrel."

Posted by: Blanco Basura
****

LOL.
Spare the squirrel. Take the girl!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (hVdx9)

133 Squeaking of "green energy projects" - here in Oklahoma, a company delivered gas that had an overabundance of corn oil ethanol, causing a big recall, lists of dozens of affected stations in the news (including Tinker AFB), and who knows what kind of damage to unsuspecting motorists' vehicles.

The prices are always higher at the station where we fill up, because they have only unsubsidized non-ethanol gas, but at least I don't have to worry about too much high-fructose corn syrup in the tank. Um, unless they get a wrong delivery, I suppose.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fill 'er up at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (5a8XA)

134 Best song evah? Brown Eyed Girl.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (Tyii7)

135 The worst song is Freebird, a big steaming pile of whining shit.

Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2016 10:28 PM (T+xcT)

136 macarena

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:29 PM (P/kVC)

137 >>>Okay, thanks. I guess I missed the background
reference to this. So, t-bird is okay then. Who is Brad the car? What
is that a reference to?
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (6IPEM)<<<




I think the bad/texting driver in an accident thing was a play on the Traffic Death On the Rise link in the content section.



I think t-bird's ok... but then again... they haven't posted anything since.



Brad is the name the chick in the Liberty Mutual commercial gave her car... that she totaled... and was so distraught over. Kinda a meme around here of late.

Posted by: Brad (the car) at September 02, 2016 10:29 PM (H9MG5)

138 Danger Girl. Prayers for you and your beloved kitty, too.

Some things are not, can not, and should never be "easy". This is one of them.

Dusty in here. I've got a couple cats to give skritches to, in y'all's honor.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2016 10:29 PM (v5iqM)

139 Worst song of all time is either Imagine or We Are The World.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 02, 2016 10:30 PM (gdnq1)

140 BTW, For those who didn't get enough YouTubes in last night's music fest, today, Pistol Pete at Polination linked to several blues classics.

"Old, fat white man plays the blues"
http://bit.ly/2bKeMe4

Posted by: mindful webworker - fill 'er up at September 02, 2016 10:30 PM (5a8XA)

141 Good song.
The Host of Seraphim
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zo5pobx

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)

142 "a big steaming pile of whining shit."

You call?

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen whining through his nose 'baby we were born to ruuuuun' at September 02, 2016 10:31 PM (yIIdQ)

143 Bobby Goldsboro. 'Honey.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 10:31 PM (g6yUI)

144 See, shit like this is why I bookmark Postmodern Jukebox.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 10:31 PM (vyqqu)

145 DangerGirl -

This is tough, and I'm sorry. I've been there, and it's heartbreaking.

My best advice is crazy in a way: Ask your cat.

I've been amazed at how well animals face their departure from this world. When they're ready, they let us know. They also let the other cats know; this is what we in CasaHorse call "the talk." It's when one cat says goodbye to the other.

You know your cat, and you'll also be able to tell when she's really not with you any more. And if you're not sure, believe me - ask her.

:-(

Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 10:31 PM (lh7g2)

146

I'd like to teach
the world to sing
in perfect harmony

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (c+z1/)

147 Thanks Buzzion. I get the joke now. I hate having to ask for explanations. It makes me feel inadequate.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM)

148 The worst song is Freebird, a big steaming pile of whining shit.

Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2016 10:28 PM (T+xcT)

Oh God Yes. I remember that being played *continuously* in the early seventies. And always at the funerals of anyone who died young. Blech. Haven't heard it in 15 years and hope that trend continues. (Now I've got an earworm - thanks for nothing.)

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (RfzVr)

149 Worst Song Ever?

The Beach Boys

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (+0EeU)

150 Hey fappers. Anything non-shitty happen today?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (0mRoj)

151 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)

Very, very sorry DangerGirl for what you are going through. I do pray for you and your family, for it sounds like a sad loss, indeed.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (CFc5L)

152 I had just finished giving the two canine beasts who control me their canned dinner before reading DangerGirl's post. I've never actually been in the position of deciding to euthanize a pet to ease his suffering; I don't envy her.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 10:33 PM (jV8Mq)

153 I think the Worst Song Ever is this "classic" from IceJJFish.

"On the Floor"

http://tinyurl.com/ok7nvq9

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2016 10:33 PM (cC/ZB)

154 Worst song... anything by Green Day.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 02, 2016 10:33 PM (H9MG5)

155 Isn't the Wurst Weasel song some Nazi anthem?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:33 PM (LdMbv)

156 Forbidden in heaven
And useless in hell

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)

157 Eiffel 65's Blue (Da Ba Dee) hit #1 all around the planet (except, interestingly, in the US), and is approximately 6,411 times shittier than We Built This City.

Posted by: approximately at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (THQkN)

158 Go ahead, pave paradise and put up a parking lot.

Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (jOi+y)

159 Skynard had one song I liked...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2HRrjpiM7Y

Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (T+xcT)

160 I just can't have her suffer any longer.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)

It's hard that they can't tell us what they truly need. We have to be strong and make the agonizing decision without their input. I know that you are strong and decent people who love their animals and that your decision will be the best one for both the cat and all of you.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (kXoT0)

161 FREEBIRD!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (6FqZa)

162 Worst song ever: Loving You, by Minnie Riperton

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (VSenK)

163 "For Your Cooch Only"

Posted by: 007 Hillary at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (LdMbv)

164 Worst song: Tommy Chong's "Beaners"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (kP16F)

165 Last year Assembly Bill 60 was implemented, granting
people in the country illegally the right to obtain driver's licenses
in California.

An estimated 605,000 licenses were issued under
the law last year, accounting for nearly half of all new licenses,
according to the California DMV. Nearly 400,000 of the licenses were
issued during the first six months.

Direct cause and effect here.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2016 10:23 PM (kdS6q)



There is this bod stereotype that some folks from the deep-deep south really like to get liquored up and careen down the road.

Different cultures are... different

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (P/kVC)

166 Aerosmith, Dream On is highly overrated too. I hate long songs.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:35 PM (6IPEM)

167
I wanna know what love is
I know you can blow me.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at September 02, 2016 10:35 PM (BO/km)

168 Worst song ever- Puberty Love

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:35 PM (hVdx9)

169 "For Your Cooch Only"
Posted by: 007 Hillary at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (LdMbv)

****

Slapweasel is in da House!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (YLidQ)

170 I actually kind of like the song, We Built This City. I love to sing along to it in the car.

My vote for worst song is Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart. I always want to give him a box of chocolates, a heating pad, and a Midol when I hear it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (kXoT0)

171 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:25 PM (oqkO3)

The basic rules for handling classified (meaning sensitive in some manner related to our National interest) data have only been around for decades, and have been continuously revised to account for changes in technology. For example, what worked for a manual typewriter and carbon paper might not apply well to an networked computer. The people charged with security are very professional and serious, but they all know that a psychopath operating at the Clinton level can defeat the best data handling procedures they can create because they weave a large web of willing traitors that stand to benefit from the treason they commit.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (wCEn4)

172 147 Thanks Buzzion. I get the joke now. I hate having to ask for explanations. It makes me feel inadequate.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM)



Well look at it this way. You have enough of a life that you don't get the reference to a joke about a freaking commercial.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (bMG0w)

173
Best song evah? Brown Eyed Girl.
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (Tyii7)

----
Shouldn't that be "Girl with the brown eye"?

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (v3DL/)

174 33
Worst song - "Imagine"


I'm drink and that's the first thing that came to mind so it must be true.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:07 PM (oc5O1)


Have to agree with that one. Fucking drivel has been inspiring mental midgets to give socialism a hundreth try ever since it was written.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (HalrA)

175 Feelings.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 10:36 PM (3myMJ)

176 Seriously, the idea that this cunt didn't know what classified markings looked like should make even the most comitted leftist go, oh snap, no she didn't.

This is outrageous.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2016 10:37 PM (QHcdg)

177 I'll nominate the Lenny Kravitz song Fly Away, whose entire lyrics involve about 5 words...

I'm gonna fly
fly away
fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly

fly away
I'm gonna fly
fly away
fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly
fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly
fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly

*you're welcome*

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2016 10:37 PM (gyKtp)

178
166 Aerosmith, Dream On is highly overrated too. I hate long songs.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:35 PM (6IPEM)


I love this cover of it. That could be because Morgan James is quite sexy with great curves.

https://youtu.be/Yq4KA0mUnC8

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:38 PM (bMG0w)

179 Imagine was the song when my class walked in for my high school graduation ceremony. I have no idea how it was chosen. I'm still pissed.

Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (jOi+y)

180 Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2016 10:37 PM (gyKtp)


That one goes just under Imagine for worst of all time. It's absolutely f-ing awful, but doesn't inspire people to take up bad political ideologies that have murdered over a hundred million people.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (HalrA)

181 Good evening, Horde!

It's that time of year again: ramping up for the 3rd Annual Southwest Ohio Moron Meetup.

Scheduled for October 22nd in the Dayton area.

Want to be kept in the loop?

Drop me a line at swohmome@mail.com (and please include your nic).

Posted by: ibguy at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (vUcdz)

182 Worst song may depend on context.

That summer that they kept playing Jose Feliciano's "Light My Fire" and all you wanted was the Doors - the long version that never got played again.

LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire LightMyFire

Posted by: mindful webworker - LightMyFire at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (5a8XA)

183 Worst Song?

'The Star Spangled Banner.'

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (g6yUI)

184 Worst song?

Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London

Ah-woo! (repeat)

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (HVQlX)

185 s it really the worst song of all time? What say you morons?

Geez, there could be a whole thread about that topic alone.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

186 Slapweasel is in da House!
-----

Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (LdMbv)

187 The prices are always higher at the station where we fill up, because they have only unsubsidized non-ethanol gas, but at least I don't have to worry about too much high-fructose corn syrup in the tank. Um, unless they get a wrong delivery, I suppose.
Posted by: mindful webworker - fill 'er up at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (5a8XA)

I only put real gas in my car, during a trip to Texas in June, I asked my nephew where to find real gas. He said Texas passed a law requiring at least 10% ethanol in all gasoline a few years ago. ->- That was my shocked face at Texas doing such a thing to the oil industry!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (kXoT0)

188 Bad song: Sting in most anything besides Every step you take and desert rose. So bloody screechy.

Posted by: Mellow at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (OQY7D)

189 Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 10:31 PM (lh7g2)


Listen to your inner voice when you are alone with your animal and observe their behaviour when with other animals. The signals are faint, but they are eminently readable.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (wCEn4)

190
Good song.
The Host of Seraphim
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zo5pobxPosted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)

----
oooo- Dead Can Dance. Always loved them. "Within the Realm of a Dying Sun" is a brilliant album.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (v3DL/)

191

The BEST song is Hitlery Uber Alles!

Posted by: Hitlery (C)liton at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (YZbkB)

192 'Angie' by the Stones is truly awful.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (+0EeU)

193 Worst song?

Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London

Ah-woo! (repeat)
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (HVQlX)

One of my all time favorites. I love all the references in it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM (kXoT0)

194 'Imagine was the song when my class walked in for my high school graduation ceremony. I have no idea how it was chosen. I'm still pissed.'

'We Will Never Pass This Way Again' was ours. I was so f'n happy about that but I hate that damn song.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (BO/km)

195 Anastasis isn't bad, either.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (+0EeU)

196 Re: 152

Should have read "two *feline* beasts".

I ain't been drinkin'! Much...

Okay, my BAC is lower than Hillary!'s, so that's something.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (jV8Mq)

197 ABC news headline: FBI played trick on Hillary during email probe.

I shit you not, that's a real headline

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (dULJN)

198 Seriously, the idea that this (C)unt didn't know what classified markings looked like should make even the most comitted leftist go, oh snap, no she didn't.

This is outrageous.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (QHcdg)

199 Ok, deep in the memory pit, way back before the sixties

there was a song "Foot Stompin"

Foot Stompin
Foot Stompin
Foot Stompin
Foot Stompin
Foot Stompin

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h9vbcm5

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (c+z1/)

200 The songs I hate are mostly the boring ones. I don't hate "We Built This City," like "Final Countdown" it's kind of fun.

I especially like the version of "City" with the little girl and the kitten:

http://tinyurl.com/p955m73

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (AroJD)

201 Dude Perfect=White Privilege.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (E8rzL)

202 194 'Imagine was the song when my class walked in for my high school graduation ceremony. I have no idea how it was chosen. I'm still pissed.'

'We Will Never Pass This Way Again' was ours. I was so f'n happy about that but I hate that damn song.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (BO/km)



Hey at least you didn't graduate in 2000 when that stupid Vitamin C "Graduation" song was popular.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (bMG0w)

203 [Have you noticed how nobody works anymore and everybody does something artistic? ]


Hello, everyone. The worst song of all time is "Sometimes When We Touch" by Dan Hill.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 02, 2016 10:43 PM (5o5ek)

204 Worst song ever - achy breaky heart.

Hands down.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2016 10:43 PM (QHcdg)

205 Aerosmith, Dream On is highly overrated too. I hate long songs.

Posted by: L, Elle
________

Crap. I used to like it because I felt I had to, then I sort of didn't like it so much. Now I'm at the age where I feel secure enough in my musical tastes to call "Dream On" utter crap.

A shame, too. The rest of Aerosmith's first album is flawless.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 10:43 PM (lh7g2)

206
Oh, and the other worst song of all time is "Christmas Shoes."

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 02, 2016 10:43 PM (5o5ek)

207 An oral history of "We Built This City," the worst song of all time. Now while I agree it is an awful song, but is it really the worst song of all time? What say you morons?

Yes, it's the worst song in history.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 02, 2016 10:43 PM (zc3Db)

208 We Built This City
Or
Achy Breaky Heart
Or
We Didn't Start The Fire

There's bad, and then there's worse.

Posted by: scoville at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (hWh8W)

209 The cluster bomb thing is a big 'ole crock of shit. SFW "pucks" are guided submunitions making it the least cluster bomby cluster bomb ever. It is also one of the most effictive weapons in our arsenal. some day, we'll lose pilots making multiple passes over pissed-off bad guys when a single pass would have done the job.

Still trying to figure out what the Saudis were doing with them in Yemen as it is a terrible anti-personel weapon.

Posted by: rocketguy at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (rtMMp)

210 Not even close to the worst song. I can thing of several, but the one that made me break the dial off the radio was Billy Squire's "Stroke" -and anything else that came out of the mouth of that no-talent squint.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (HPNqc)

211 Yes, Christmas Shoes for sure. Oregon Muse would agree.

Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (A4pxH)

212 I played Free Bird at the Terminal A piano bar during a stopover in Atlanta. Most of the song sucks, but when you get to the end, you can rock out. Someone put a buck in the tip jar.

Posted by: RTW at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (3frOv)

213 Dave Barry had a series of columns and a reader poll for the worst song ever. And yes, MacArthur Park won. Problem there is the lyrics. If you're hunting for bad songs, that business about leaving the cake out in the rain and you'll never have that recipe again is a big fat target.

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (iMxBJ)

214 #3 on my worst song list, behind Imagine and Fly away... tied, for the entire gangsta rap genre. Take the worst aspects of a beatnik open mike poetry jam and a drive by shooting, blend and serve.

#4 on my worst song list, behind Imagine and Fly Away... tied for just about every song by just about every boy band ever. Synthesized, manufactured crap with lyrics written to appeal to tween girls.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (HalrA)

215 Okay, GREAT NEWS for ace!!!


After 750 ml of something that was 11.5% alcohol and 5 Labatt's Blue which are 5% alcohol, I'm able to comfortably sit in my extremely comfortable Lay_Z_Boy chair without too much discomfort in the periformis and glute muscles.



So ace can possibly post, relatively painfree, with just enough alcohol!!! A lot of alcohol...But still...I'm a problem solver.



And my experiment to see if alcohol would deaden pain and loosen up muscles was apparently a preliminary success.



Suck it!! SCIENCE BITCHES!!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (oc5O1)

216 My nomination? Well the version of "Hooked On A Feeling" with the ooga-chugga, ooga-chugga intro is right up there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (oqkO3)

I I I am......hooked on a feeling,

Huh. Always liked this one.

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (gjgWX)

217 I hadn't seen it here yet but Crooked Hillary used a hammer(s) to destroy government phones too.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (LdMbv)

218
*singing*
We are the World!!!!!
We are the Children!!!"

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 10:45 PM (v3DL/)

219 Billy, DON'T BE A HERO! is among the very worst. But I hate Imagine with teh heat of a thousand suns. Big, big suns.

http://tinyurl.com/pgomnsc

Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2016 10:45 PM (jkkMG)

220 Hey at least you didn't graduate in 2000 when that stupid Vitamin C "Graduation" song was popular.
Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (bMG0w)

"Here's to the Night" by Eve 6 was 2001's high school graduation song. It's mediocre at best, but still much better than "Graduation".

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2016 10:45 PM (cC/ZB)

221 I'm to the point where I turn the dial whenever Red Hot Chili Peppers come on.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:45 PM (bMG0w)

222 Areosmith's "Crazy" especially if you've seen the related movie.

Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (jOi+y)

223 Billy Squire's "Stroke"

that's a great song
The music video sucked, but the music rocked.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (c+z1/)

224 Worst Song of All Time is relative. We Built this City was meh. Typical 80s era pop song but not the Worst Song evah. I don't know about worst ever but everytime I hear "Imagine", I want to punch something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (20X6f)

225 Hey at least you didn't graduate in 2000 when that stupid Vitamin C "Graduation" song was popular.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (bMG0w)


I got Green Day's "Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)" for mine. There could have been a lot worse, and the parenthesis was exactly how I felt about high school. I wasn't exactly sad to turn the page on that chapter.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (HalrA)

226 And Thank You CDR M for the great content.

Funny thing about the bonut video (which I saw the other day) is that, about 1/2 way thru, AB changes it to "bronuts."

Heh.

Posted by: ibguy at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (vUcdz)

227 mindful - I got a half million CDs, please please buy
Jose Feliciano At His Best from Amazon. They directly sell some 6,000 of my CDs and DVDS. I need to get rid of them.

Posted by: Mellow at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (OQY7D)

228 The Eagles first three albums, when Bernie Leadon was a member, were great:

Eagles -- "Take It Easy", "Witchy Woman", "Peaceful Easy Feeling"
Desperado -- A Western-themed concept album with the hits "Desperado" and "Tequila Sunrise". There was a time in the late '70s when I was working a boring job where I'd run through each song in my head in order
On the Border -- "Already Gone", "Ol' '55" (written by Tom Waits) and "Best of My Love"
One of These Nights -- "OOTN", "Lyin' Eyes", "Take it to the Limit" and a instrumental piece I really like, "Journey of the Sorcerer", which would fit right in as a "Firefly" background piece of music:


http://tinyurl.com/pne5dkx


I still liked the band when Joe Walsh replaced Leadon, but not as much. It was almost the same thing with The Doobie Brothers, except that I really loved their early sound (first five albums) before Michael McDonald joined the band in late 1975 and the band's style radically changed.


Finally, yes, We Built this City is a horrible, horrible rock song. The worst pop song ever is probably "Afternoon Delight"

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (YEhNg)

229 I got Green Day's "Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)" for mine. There could have been a lot worse, and the parenthesis was exactly how I felt about high school. I wasn't exactly sad to turn the page on that chapter.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (HalrA)


Oh, we got that one too.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (bMG0w)

230
198 Seriously, the idea that this (C)unt didn't know what classified markings looked like should make even the most comitted leftist go, oh snap, no she didn't.

-----------------------------

It's easy. She raises her eyebrows and drops her lids in that weary way and says that after Bush had nearly burned the world down she had much more important things to worry about than which stamp some bureaucrat placed on one of the thousands of very important documents that was funneled to her daily.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (5o5ek)

231 'MacArthur Park' is a powerful ballad regarding the travails and tribulations of the urban baker.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (g6yUI)

232 horse with no name sucked elephant cock. awful.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

233 Since I have been widowed, I have had to put two dogs to sleep. The first one was my husband's dog--she went everywhere with him. After she was cremated, I slipped her ashes down into a slit of earth that was gaping away from his headstone. The second one was a rescue dog that I adopted on my husband's birthday, which was only about 2 weeks after his death. I only went to the rescue event to donate money in my husband's name, but, the universe had other plans.

I am not trying to start a theology war--so don't go there, but, I am looking forward to seeing all my loved ones in Heaven--people and pets.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (kXoT0)

234 Hey, last I read this morning (wasn't it?), Jane D'oh had things crashing on her roof in the hurricane. Anyone know of further report?

Posted by: mindful webworker - hurricanishly at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (5a8XA)

235 One way to think about the worst song ever is: what should it make you feel? If it's "I want to punch this guy," then I agree with iForgot that Sometimes When We Touch, that ode to Pajama Boy, wins hands down. If it's "please, make it stop," then maybe Muskrat Love or BanannaPhone. If it's "oh, just shut up already," then Imagine.

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)

236 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:18 PM (oqkO3)



Played at Edmonton Eskimos games back when the fam had season tickets.

Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (jOi+y)

237 Who let the dogs out is pretty bad, or I'm too sexy for my shirt, or cotton eyed joe

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (dULJN)

238 But at least if you had clueless adults, and the unedited version they didn't realize that there's a "Fuck" right at the start.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (bMG0w)

239 I got willowed in the last thread, but this is worth reposting:

The largest explosion at Cape Canaveral was Atlas-Centaur 5 in 1965, but that occurred just after liftoff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHjeZ4VrKS8


The worst explosion of a rocket during a test fire before now was Atlas-Able in 1959, but that happened after ignition. The fuel line sprang a leak and things got out of control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bctu_6wWMic


There was an incident in Brazil in 2003 where a solid rocket motor accidentally ignited and killed 21 people working on the pad. Then there was the famous Nedelin disaster in the USSR in 1960, which involved the second stage engines igniting and destroying the first stage, with dozens of people in the pad area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nedelin_catastrophe


But I'm not aware of a rocket exploding while just sitting on the pad at about the T-8:00 mark in the countdown. This may be a first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BgJEXQkjNQ


Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (sdi6R)

240 (Now I've got an earworm - thanks for nothing.)

Posted by: cfomahm
________

"Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

"Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

"Mister Sandman ... "

(You're welcome.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (lh7g2)

241 'I write the songs that make the whole world sing...'

Posted by: Barely Manenough at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (g6yUI)

242 Worst song? My candidate would be "What the Fox Say". Really. Watch it.

http://tinyurl.com/k2jae6h

Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (yOqwj)

243 Oh, those FBI guys - such kidders! Everybody had a good laugh!

Posted by: scoville at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (hWh8W)

244 >>>I hear "Imagine", I want to punch something.


Imagine there's no Lennon, it's easy to do

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (voOPb)

245
'Angie' by the Stones is truly awful.




Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 10:40 PM


*glares*

Posted by: otho at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (lmIoG)

246 Buzzion, I generally don't like remakes, but that one is impressive. I forget who always does the late night Post Modern Jukebox posts, tmi or dri? I have liked everything that I have heard from them so far. I should tune into them.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (6IPEM)

247 Sherry McEvil #187: ...Texas passed a law requiring at least 10% ethanol in all gasoline a few years ago. ->- That was my shocked face at Texas doing such a thing to the oil industry!

Hi, Sherry! Seriously? Just one more strike against that state whose main purpose is to separate Mexico from Oklahoma.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (5a8XA)

248 Run Joey Run is definitely the worst song of all time

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (C+vbB)

249 >>>I'm to the point where I turn the dial whenever Red Hot Chili Peppers come on.
Posted by: buzzion<<<

*fistbump*

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (HVQlX)

250 I seem to remember the band Bush being played over and over and over on the radio. I would turn the radio off. Terrible band.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (20X6f)

251 Seriously, the idea that this (C)unt didn't know
what classified markings looked like should make even the most comitted
leftist go, oh snap, no she didn't.



This is outrageous.



Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2016 10:41 PM (QHcdg)

Her sycophants really believe that she is just doing what everybody does, but does it boldly.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:50 PM (P/kVC)

252 How could I forget "Afternoon Delight"? Retch. That was in the muzac at the place I just retired from. Subjected to it at least once a week. Makes retirement all the sweeter.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (RfzVr)

253 #240 It's okay, FireHorse. I'm ignoring the second last line and pretending it's the shark attack theme from Jaws instead.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (LdMbv)

254 The beard from Dude Perfect is a legitimately good athlete with outstanding hand eye coordination. I've been watching them for a few years. Good for them.

Getting rich of trick basketball shots on the internet takes talent (comparing those who put out sex tapes and sell sex to get rich).

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (E8rzL)

255 I am not trying to start a theology war--so don't go
there, but, I am looking forward to seeing all my loved ones in
Heaven--people and pets.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened
charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:47
PM (kXoT0)

Similar experience, and you are not alone in that belief!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (wCEn4)

256 246 Buzzion, I generally don't like remakes, but that one is impressive. I forget who always does the late night Post Modern Jukebox posts, tmi or dri? I have liked everything that I have heard from them so far. I should tune into them.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (6IPEM)


I put them up on occasion if I think they're good. But I feel the quality has gone down since Robyn Adele Anderson is no longer a part of it as a regular.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (bMG0w)

257 Worst song:

Miss Grandeko

By The Police

Posted by: Rihar at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (+ao6J)

258 Red hot chili peppers SUCK

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (dULJN)

259 >>>Now while I agree it is an awful song, but is it really the worstest song of all time? What say you morons?


It's atop 5 for sure

Blinded by the light is a top 5 as well, Springsprung or manfreds version, doesn't matter both suck dog dick

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)

260 FireHorse

Thank you for the better earworm!

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (RfzVr)

261 133 Squeaking of "green energy projects" - here in Oklahoma, a company delivered gas that had an overabundance of corn oil ethanol, causing a big recall, lists of dozens of affected stations in the news (including Tinker AFB), and who knows what kind of damage to unsuspecting motorists' vehicles.

The prices are always higher at the station where we fill up, because they have only unsubsidized non-ethanol gas, but at least I don't have to worry about too much high-fructose corn syrup in the tank. Um, unless they get a wrong delivery, I suppose.
Posted by: mindful webworker - fill 'er up at September 02, 2016 10:27 PM (5a8XA)


We had the same thing happen here a few years ago in the Norfolk/Virginia Beach/Chesapeake area. We don't have any non-booze gas available nearby, either.

If you have a newer (less than 10 year old) car, even if it's not flex-fuel, it shouldn't cause too much trouble because they all use the same computers and programming for the fuel injection and should be able to deal with the extra ethanol for a tank or so. It shouldn't eat up all the seals and stuff that quickly.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (ASSjT)

262 I I I am......hooked on a feeling,

Huh. Always liked this one.

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (gjgWX)


There is, apparently, a version of the song without the ooga-chuggas, which is an OK pop tune. But it never got radio airplay.


Another personal bete noir in the musical genre: The Little Drummer Boy. The lyrics suck donkey dick. I have heard an instrumental version, and it's quite lovely. But come Christmas shoplifting season, all they ever play on the radio is one of the uncountable versions with the lame lyrics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (oqkO3)

263 Bonuts?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (rwI+c)

264
258 Red hot chili peppers SUCK

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:51 PM (dULJN)



Its not so much that they suck. Its that every song is "Oh here's another one about California or LA specifically." And they're overplayed to fucking death.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (bMG0w)

265 258 they have a couple of decent songs though.... YES I'M A MILLENNIA OK?

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 02, 2016 10:53 PM (C+vbB)

266 It's dark now at Burning Man. Looks kind of Mad Max-ish, except more pathetic.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 10:53 PM (3myMJ)

267 I've heard some country rap that is downright awful. I rather listen to McArthur Park. At least I could imagine the Weird Al version.


Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 10:53 PM (BO/km)

268 Every nominee for worst song, there are a bunch of people out there who like it, or you'd never have heard it.

For example, I like "Cotton-Eyed Joe"

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 10:53 PM (iMxBJ)

269 219
Billy, DON'T BE A HERO! is among the very worst. But I hate Imagine with teh heat of a thousand suns. Big, big suns.

http://tinyurl.com/pgomnsc


Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2016 10:45 PM (jkkMG)

Better or worse than "Run, Joey, Run"?

Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (xVuS6)

270 Take the worst aspects of a beatnik open mike poetry jam and a drive by shooting, blend and serve.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (HalrA)

^^ This ^^ I was in a parking lot about 6-8 weeks ago when this white guy pulls up in a lime green convertible Camaro. He was playing the most vile rap music as loud as the stereo could go. He sat there with the top down until the filthy song ended.

The lyrics of his chosen ballad were:

Ima gonna ram my big Black cock up your ass till you scream

restated over and over again with different words for cock, ass, and scream. It was clearly a song about brutal rape.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (kXoT0)

271 Heyyyy ohhhh wayyyy ohhh, heyyy ohhh wayyy ohh

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (dULJN)

272 Worst song?

Any of the rodent songs.
Ben. Muskrat Love. Etc.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (0tfLf)

273 Most songs are the worst songs ever. People are brainwashed into thinking commercialized music for the masses is good stuff.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (E8rzL)

274 221 I'm to the point where I turn the dial whenever Red Hot Chili Peppers come on.


What I got I got to give it to your mama??!!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (yIIdQ)

275
There is, apparently, a version of the song without the ooga-chuggas, which is an OK pop tune. But it never got radio airplay.


Another personal bete noir in the musical genre: The Little Drummer Boy. The lyrics suck donkey dick. I have heard an instrumental version, and it's quite lovely. But come Christmas shoplifting season, all they ever play on the radio is one of the uncountable versions with the lame lyrics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 10:52 PM (oqkO3)


The original version does not have the Ooga Chaka. In fact the first time I ever heard it is without the Ooga Chaka. I was a kid and it was used on Bobby's World.

https://youtu.be/Tb_NZgmqI8E

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (bMG0w)

276 Anything by Moranbong is quite dreadful...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (kP16F)

277 Since "We Built This City" is about San Francisco, we Bay Areans were treated to a near fatal dose of the dreck on the local rock stations. It's awful for so many reasons, but mostly because it such a transparent attempt by an old hippie band trying too hard to regain some relevance.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (LMcFk)

278 Imagine was the song when my class walked in for my high school graduation ceremony. I have no idea how it was chosen. I'm still pissed.
Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 10:39 PM (jOi+y)
*****
Hahaha. I got confirmed to Kyrie Elasion by Mr. Mister and it was an old song by then. I have no idea who picked that crap song either. Still upset about that too. I thought it would be sung in Gregorian Chant.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (6IPEM)

279 262: pretty sure b.j. thomas did the one without all the oogas.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (KP5rU)

280 'Any of the rodent songs.
Ben. Muskrat Love. Etc.'


Hot Rats?

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (BO/km)

281 i'm liveblogging "Now You See Me 2" in the thread below, at least until I get too interested or too bored to continue. (I think the latter is more likely, based on reviews I've seen.)

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (dciA+)

282 Come on Eileen was horrible

Posted by: Eileen at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (dULJN)

283 The cluster bomb thing is a big 'ole crock of shit.
SFW "pucks" are guided submunitions making it the least cluster bomby
cluster bomb ever. It is also one of the most effictive weapons in our
arsenal. some day, we'll lose pilots making multiple passes over
pissed-off bad guys when a single pass would have done the job.



Still trying to figure out what the Saudis were doing with them in Yemen as it is a terrible anti-personel weapon.

Posted by: rocketguy at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (rtMMp)

kinda why I asked if we can still pay with FASCAM... twenty years ago it had potential.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (P/kVC)

284 this white guy pulls up in a lime green convertible Camaro. He was playing the most vile rap music
The rappers don't understand they're 20th/21st century blackface minstrels for whitey.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (LdMbv)

285 I could swear I just read a claim that "We Built This City" is about LA, and the death of the small rock clubs. But it was just a headline I wasn't interested enough in to click through.

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (iMxBJ)

286 Great. I spent the afternoon listening to songs from last night's ONT. And blues posted by Pistol Pete. Now, tonight I get a bucket of earworms of worst songs ever.

Hell would be being stuck on the Disney ride listening endlessly to "It's a Small, Small World."

Posted by: mindful webworker - It's a Great Big Universe at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (5a8XA)

287 Hi, Sherry! Seriously? Just one more strike against that state whose main purpose is to separate Mexico from Oklahoma.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at September 02, 2016 10:49 PM (5a8XA)

Shhh, we want to keep on being the best kept secret in America.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (kXoT0)

288 270: restated over and over again with different words for cock, ass, and scream. It was clearly a song about brutal rape.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:54 PM (kXoT0)



Interesting that the feminists are not loudly criticizing the hip hop industry.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (20X6f)

289 Most retarded song Is I Dont Think Your Ready For This Jelly by Beyonce. But the majority of her shit is retarded.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 10:59 PM (E8rzL)

290 Don't you mean "Now you C me 2", ace???

Posted by: hilllary at September 02, 2016 10:59 PM (LdMbv)

291 No seriously, its Run Joey Run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT2LGv-s3xQ

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 02, 2016 10:59 PM (C+vbB)

292 Hell would be being stuck on the Disney ride listening endlessly to "It's a Small, Small World."

Posted by: mindful webworker - It's a Great Big Universe at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (5a8XA)

Twenty years later, I still have nightmares about being trapped in the Small World ride and waiting for the rescue team to turn the ride power back on,

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 02, 2016 10:59 PM (wCEn4)

293 this white guy pulls up in a lime green convertible Camaro. He was playing the most vile rap music
The rappers don't understand they're 20th/21st century blackface minstrels for whitey.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (LdMbv)

The guy was a nasty steroid head case on his way into the gym. Yeah, honey, you gotz muscles on you muscles, but, back acne ruins any tank top. He was not an advertisement for either the White race or Black rappers.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:59 PM (kXoT0)

294 Has the song by Three Non Blondes been mentioned?
'What's Going On'

That deserves a mention

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 02, 2016 11:00 PM (oAY8z)

295 Postmodern Jukebox... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPYwcTDVRAg

Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2016 11:00 PM (T+xcT)

296 Interesting that the feminists are not loudly criticizing the hip hop industry.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (20X6f)

See Beyonce the feminist with her Raised Fist and her violent nasty husband-JZ. You mean those kinds of feminists?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 11:01 PM (kXoT0)

297 Hillary kept telling the FBI she couldn't remember because of her concussion.

She may have even forgotten to lie.

It's plausible--except she never forgot to cash the checks.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 02, 2016 11:01 PM (Ndje9)

298 The "It's a Small World" ear worm got stuck in my head after I went on that ride. But the Simpson's version is a good antidote.

Duff beer for me
Duff beer for you
I'll have a Duff
You have one too.

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:01 PM (iMxBJ)

299 re Dead Can Dance, were they a 4AD band? I'm catching a strong This Mortal Coil vibe here

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 11:02 PM (6FqZa)

300 I am not trying to start a theology war--so don't go
there, but, I am looking forward to seeing all my loved ones in
Heaven--people and pets.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened
charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 10:47
PM (kXoT0)


For all of the people that say that pets don't have souls and don't get to go to Heaven, I would also remind them that God created all of our little critters, and remaking them in Heaven wouldn't be beyond him in the slightest. One way or another, a paradise with a loving God will have our critters in it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 11:02 PM (HalrA)

301 #295 This is my favorite PMJ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLnZ1NQm2uk

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 11:02 PM (kXoT0)

302 Afternoon Delight is only Not Worst bc of Anchorman. I love that scene.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 11:02 PM (6IPEM)

303 Was drawing a blank on FASCAM and had to look it up. Im going to say negative. We wouldn't want anyone to get hurt during this whole war thing. SFW has a ridiculously low dud rate...yeah, I saw the picture of the whole intact submunition with four attached pucks...but we've reached the level of absurdity where that's enough to kill a whole class of weapons. I may be a bit sensitive since coworkers will lose jobs because of this.

Posted by: rocketguy at September 02, 2016 11:03 PM (rtMMp)

304 Worst song of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOcEFXrsTQ

Posted by: Locke Common at September 02, 2016 11:03 PM (CZCmp)

305
While piling on here with the music thing I have to nominate Yes' "classic"
"Yours is no disgrace"
It has one verse.
ONE FCKIN VERSE!
they just sing it over and over again.
Maximum pretentiousness and pomposity added of course.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at September 02, 2016 11:03 PM (HPNqc)

306 294 Has the song by Three Non Blondes been mentioned?
'What's Going On'

That deserves a mention



I said above that Worst Song Ever is relative. I lied. THIS FUCKING SONG IS THE WORST EVER!! I FUCKING HATE IT!! IT MUST DIE!! IT MUST BE PURGED FROM HISTORY!!!!! Just to make myself clear, What's Going On by 4 Non Blonds sucks

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (20X6f)

307 "What's going on" in the dance version is worse.

Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (jOi+y)

308 Just off the top off my head, I gotta say that "Forever Young" is one of my most hated songs. I'm pretty sure that's due to it being played at my high school all the f'n time. Also, because it sucks.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (jV8Mq)

309 I don't have time to read the links, or even comment tonight.

I have dedicated my life to making lines and headings in a book, using little circles and arrows (and a paragraph on the back of each one) in order to get organized such that I will have more time to do what I have to do.

I expect to spend the first two weeks of every month scheduling and planning the second two weeks. Thanks sidebar ace!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (LWu6U)

310 At my age....... Happy Birthday is thw worsesong ever.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2016 10:15 PM

OK, I'll fess up, I'll soon be 61. Is that so terrible?

I'm on the right side of the green turf.

Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (o/90i)

311 L, Elle, I agree, if you have the right visual, a bad song becomes something to celebrate. Witness the "Walk Like An Egyptian" video.

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (iMxBJ)

312 Yesterday was Thursday. Thursday.

Today is Friday. Friday. (Partyin'!) We so excited. We so excited. Gonna have a ball today.

Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes after...

...wards. I don't want this weekend to end.

(The prosecution rests.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (lh7g2)

313 More recent candidates for worst song:

"Come with me now" by Kongos

"Take me to Church" by some hoser

Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (LMcFk)

314
re Dead Can Dance, were they a 4AD band? I'm catching a strong This Mortal Coil vibe herePosted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 11:02 PM (6FqZa)
----
Yes they were.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (v3DL/)

315 A few for worst song -

I am woman -Helen Rddy
Seventeen -Janis Ian
Safety Dance -Men without hats
Cherry pie -Warrant
She's only seventeen -Winger

Posted by: brass pair at September 02, 2016 11:05 PM (tYYZM)

316 Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM

Don't repress your feelings.
Don't hold back.

We can work through this together, but you have to let it all out.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 11:05 PM (c+z1/)

317 >>>234 Hey, last I read this morning (wasn't it?), Jane D'oh had things crashing on her roof in the hurricane. Anyone know of further report?

Posted by: mindful webworker - hurricanishly at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (5a8XA)<<<

Jane was on earlier and she's okay.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:05 PM (jV8Mq)

318 That horrific thing by the Singing Nuns was horrific.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (3myMJ)

319 So I just listened to all of Host Of Seraphim, and it was truly beautiful. Thank you for recommending that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (6FqZa)

320 Hell would be being stuck on the Disney ride listening endlessly to "It's a Small, Small World."

Posted by: mindful webworker - It's a Great Big Universe at September 02, 2016

I have been in that hell since my trip to the World's Fair in 1964. It was cool at the time - now, not so much. And you kids - get off my lawn.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (RfzVr)

321 Anyone hating on Dream On, try this version on for size:

https://youtu.be/Yq4KA0mUnC8

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (vyqqu)

322 306
I said above that Worst Song Ever is relative. I lied. THIS FUCKING SONG IS THE WORST EVER!! I FUCKING HATE IT!! IT MUST DIE!! IT MUST BE PURGED FROM HISTORY!!!!! Just to make myself clear, What's Going On by 4 Non Blonds sucks
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (20X6f)


I think the singer was kinda hawt

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

323 >>>More recent candidates for worst song:

"Come with me now" by Kongos

Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (LMcFk)<<<




What?!

Posted by: almost every commercial on tv at September 02, 2016 11:07 PM (H9MG5)

324 The suicide songs deserve a category to themselves. Yes, Seventeen, but also that Terry Jacks thing that got endless airplay at one points: Seasons In The Sun.

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ)

325 Had a great mulitculti experience today. I have a boat, and bought a canned air horn for it that has been in my car as I have not been back to the boat. Anyhoo, a hoodrat pulls up next to me at a light, 18s a kicking. When the light turned green, I unloaded on him with the air horn. I do believe I smelled his response frlm 200 yards up the road.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 02, 2016 11:07 PM (YLidQ)

326 200 The songs I hate are mostly the boring ones. I don't hate "We Built This City," like "Final Countdown" it's kind of fun.

I especially like the version of "City" with the little girl and the kitten:

http://tinyurl.com/p955m73
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2016 10:42 PM (AroJD)


I saw Europe live on New Years Eve. At the Tokyo Dome. Opening for Metallica.

Yes they played that song. And it was good.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 02, 2016 11:08 PM (ASSjT)

327
OOO! OOO!
SYLVIA'S MOTHER!
by Dr Hook.
It was in the 15 minute rotation for several eternities when I was a yonker.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at September 02, 2016 11:08 PM (HPNqc)

328 Sherry McEvil: ...I am not trying to start a theology war--so don't go there, but, I am looking forward to seeing all my loved ones in Heaven--people and pets.

Hug for Sherry.

Link to my theological pontification from the Aug 21 book thread about that. Because... um.. because.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=365360#c25691129

Posted by: mindful webworker - Dog thinks his name is Who's a good boy? at September 02, 2016 11:08 PM (5a8XA)

329 >>>215 And my experiment to see if alcohol would deaden pain and loosen up muscles was apparently a preliminary success.

Suck it!! SCIENCE BITCHES!!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 02, 2016 10:44 PM (oc5O1)<<<

Cool! If you've got a Costco around you, the Kirkland imported vodka works well, too.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:09 PM (jV8Mq)

330 One of These Nights -- "OOTN", "Lyin' Eyes", "Take it to the Limit" and a instrumental piece I really like, "Journey of the Sorcerer", which would fit right in as a "Firefly" background piece of music:

http://tinyurl.com/pne5dkx

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 10:47 PM (YEhNg)


"Journey of the Sorcerer" was used as the opening theme song to the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" because it had a banjo, and thus was the perfect traveling song.

Posted by: The Banjo Hat at September 02, 2016 11:09 PM (vBeA5)

331 Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!

G'night, folks.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 02, 2016 11:09 PM (LdMbv)

332 "It's awful for so many reasons, but mostly because it such a transparent
attempt by an old hippie band trying too hard to regain some relevance."

Bernie Taupin (yes, the same Bernie who wrote the lyrics on Elton John's "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road") wrote that piece of crap, and Grace Slick basically destroyed (IMO) her reputation developed singing "Somebody to Love" and "White Rabbit" from her Jefferson Airplane days.

I grew up in the Bay Area, too, and was a kid when these Jefferson Airplane songs were getting their first airplay on local radio.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:10 PM (YEhNg)

333 Sylvia's Mother is a great song. I'd kill to have written that. Give it time to put some distance from the over playing and listen to it again!

Posted by: otho at September 02, 2016 11:10 PM (lmIoG)

334
My fav lyrics were:
" Please Mr. Spacely!
I don't wanna work now,
Why can't you leave me alone?
Please Mr. Spacely,
It's five o'clock, and I wanna,
GO HOME!
Or was that the Jetsons? I forget now....

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at September 02, 2016 11:10 PM (HPNqc)

335 The suicide songs deserve a category to themselves. Yes, Seventeen, but also that Terry Jacks thing that got endless airplay at one points: Seasons In The Sun.

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ)


I met Terry Jacks once (grew up in the same town). He seemed to hold himself in very high regard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:10 PM (oqkO3)

336 Looooving you, is easy because you're beautiful.



Now I have an unwanted earworm.

Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 11:11 PM (jOi+y)

337 Worst newer song: Wagon Wheel.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 11:11 PM (3myMJ)

338 >> SCIENCE BITCHES!!!


Maybe it's the Lab Coat?

Maybe the Glasses?

But, I like Science Bitches.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 11:11 PM (+0EeU)

339 I gotta wonder. With all the negative press out today on Clinton, what horrible tragedy will hit to take it off the headlines?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2016 11:12 PM (0tfLf)

340 Rico Suave is a terrible song.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:12 PM (E8rzL)

341 277 Since "We Built This City" is about San Francisco, we Bay Areans were treated to a near fatal dose of the dreck on the local rock stations. It's awful for so many reasons, but mostly because it such a transparent attempt by an old hippie band trying too hard to regain some relevance.
Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (LMcFk)


And the video made you think it was about...inexplicably...Las Vegas.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 02, 2016 11:12 PM (ASSjT)

342 337 What!? The OCMS version of Wagon Wheel is incredible!

Posted by: rocketguy at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (rtMMp)

343 Hahaha. I got confirmed to Kyrie Elasion by Mr.
Mister and it was an old song by then. I have no idea who picked that
crap song either. Still upset about that too. I thought it would be
sung in Gregorian Chant.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (6IPEM)


Kyrie Elaison once came on the radio while I was playing Fallout. Ever since then, my mental version of the song has been "Carrying a Laser".

You're welcome.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (HalrA)

344 I think the singer was kinda hawt
Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

So did Sara Gilbert.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (LMcFk)

345 t's plausible--except she never forgot to cash the checks.

Enemies list intact? Check! Restored from backup. Always back up your brain.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (Z58Xa)

346 157 Eiffel 65's Blue (Da Ba Dee) hit #1 all around the planet (except, interestingly, in the US), and is approximately 6,411 times shittier than We Built This City.
Posted by: approximately at September 02, 2016 10:34 PM (THQkN)

Oh God, I remember that song. I heard it everywhere while on deployment in '99 in the Persian Gulf.

Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (Pf2mI)

347 Walk Like an Egyptian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9OrgwFxgDs

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R)

348 Anyone hating on Dream On, try this version on for size:

https://youtu.be/Yq4KA0mUnC8

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy
________

That could be a well-executed rendition with awesome vocals and amazing guitar, but not even the prospect of (say) Ronnie James Dio and Yngwie Malmsteen would be enough for me to enjoy it.

(The invitation is appreciated, though.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (lh7g2)

349 On the catwalk....on the catwalk.....I shake my little tush on the catwalk....

Posted by: Im too sexy for this blog. at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (yIIdQ)

350 Hey everybody.

I'm really, really unhappy and pissed with Amazon's grocery service, "Amazon Fresh" right now. I went ahead and ordered a 12-pack of Pepsi 1893 drinks a few days ago.

Just got the FedEx package... one of the cans of 1893 was BROKEN OPEN and had obviously thrown soda all over the other 11 cans, and saturated/destroyed the box. Also in the shipment was a battery tester; however I think the tester is okay as it is sealed in clear plastic.

Oh, and another SIX CANS were misshapen and looked like they were about to burst. So out of a dozen cans of soda, only 5 were usable.

I just wrote to Amazon and they're sending me another 12-pack free of charge; I don't even have to send anything back. Okay, let's see if they make it right, but I can't believe no one ever noticed something wrong with the original 12-pack. Geezaloo already.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (OKox0)

351 339 I gotta wonder. With all the negative press out today on Clinton, what horrible tragedy will hit to take it off the headlines?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2016 11:12 PM (0tfLf)

It's the opening weekend of College Football. That should be enough. If not then Alabama losing its opener should bury it.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (E8rzL)

352 Worst newer song: Wagon Wheel.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 11:11 PM (3myMJ)


There are a couple if country songs getting heavy airplay these days that practically hip-hop, and perforce suck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:15 PM (oqkO3)

353 Just off the top off my head, I gotta say that "Forever Young" is one of my most hated songs. I'm pretty sure that's due to it being played at my high school all the f'n time. Also, because it sucks.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:04 PM (jV8Mq)

Wow. Maybe just cause I'm old, but to me it's so on the money, how I felt about letting my little bird fly. I danced with my son to this at his wedding. I had picked that out as our mother/son dance 5 years before he even had a fiancee. Funny how stuff can feel so different to people depending on the circumstances.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:15 PM (RfzVr)

354 Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R)


Hoffs is teh hawt!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at September 02, 2016 11:15 PM (yIIdQ)

355 >>>324 The suicide songs deserve a category to themselves.

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ)<<<

I dunno if I'd make such blanket statements. I find the tune of "Kill Yourself" by S.O.D. to be rather catchy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxXKu6VBJ08

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (jV8Mq)

356 We built this shitty - definitely one of my all times hatenist.

However, was driving my young daughter to school the other morning with the "oldies" on and "Into the Night by Benny Mardones popped on....."She's Just 16 years old, leave her alone they say......" All I'm thinking at that point is I'm gonna be kicking some shitheads ass thru that whole thing.

Posted by: Smitteh at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (g9d8D)

357 (The invitation is appreciated, though.)

Posted by: FireHorse


/shrugs

No worries. PMJ can be an acquired taste, even if it is Morgan James up front.

Seriously folks, it's amazing how much pop music is vastly improved by redoing it in classic styles with better talent performing it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (vyqqu)

358
"Come on Eileen was horrible

Posted by: Eileen at September 02, 2016 10:56 PM (dULJN"
I really like "Come On Eileen", Eileen, even the 1997 "ska punk" version by Save Ferris:
http://tinyurl.com/hv8m8ba

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (YEhNg)

359 But I sent you away, Oh Mandy...

Posted by: Barely Manenough at September 02, 2016 11:17 PM (g6yUI)

360 We are the World.

Fuck those assholes.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:17 PM (E8rzL)

361 antisocial justice beatnik: Jane was on earlier and she's okay.

Good to know. Thanks.

*

cfomahm: I have been in that hell since my trip to the World's Fair in 1964. It was cool at the time - now, not so much. And you kids - get off my lawn.

I was there. Best part was hacking the terminals at the IBM exhibit. (Stands on lawn, smiling.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - Dog thinks his name is Who's a good boy? at September 02, 2016 11:17 PM (5a8XA)

362 Come on Eileen was horrible

BURN THE HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (OKox0)

363 Maybe be back later. Gotta spend some quality time with Milady.

Posted by: mindful webworker - BBL at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (5a8XA)

364 I gotta wonder. With all the negative press out today on Clinton, what horrible tragedy will hit to take it off the headlines?

Posted by: Diogenes
________

Sometimes when Donald Trump sleeps, he wakes up and turns the pillow over. Such white male privilege. Like the one side of the pillow isn't good enough for him. He probably uses some fancy toothpaste that rich people buy because he has no idea what it's like to brush his teeth with Aim. Racist!

Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (lh7g2)

365 I just wrote to Amazon and they're sending me another 12-pack free of charge; I don't even have to send anything back. Okay, let's see if they make it right, but I can't believe no one ever noticed something wrong with the original 12-pack. Geezaloo already.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (OKox0)


Don't blame Amazon. FedEx just didn't happen to have a carton of NOS 6L6 audio output tubes to play kickball with, so they had to go with second-best.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (oqkO3)

366 Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:15 PM (RfzVr)



And I am sure you enjoyed every second of your dance.

Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (jOi+y)

367 Okay, battery tester works. Whew.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:19 PM (OKox0)

368 OH wonderful. My two week old Note7 is being recalled for exploding batteries.

Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 11:19 PM (Pf2mI)

369 I first became aware of music as an adolescent in the early 70s, and all of those top 40s songs like "Seasons in the Sun", "If", "Brandy", "Sylvia's Mother", "Vehicle", and so on, are imprinted in my brain. They're sort of like comfort food in a way.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:19 PM (sdi6R)

370 349 On the catwalk....on the catwalk.....I shake my little tush on the catwalk....
Posted by: Im too sexy for this blog. at September 02, 2016 11:14 PM (yIIdQ

What a dumb terrible song.

Ice Ice Baby is also terrible.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (E8rzL)

371 It's dark now at Burning Man. Looks kind of Mad Max-ish, except more pathetic.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 10:53 PM (3myMJ)


How was the orgy tent?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (FYrz1)

372 Man, I want to be in the same bunker as those shotgun dudes.

Actually, I may be more impressed with their ability to toss clays than I am with their shooting skills. Uh, nah, shooting skills.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (ZxmMG)

373 AOP, good point, thanks.

So far Amazon's making it right, let's see if they follow through. And hopefully tell the FedEx people it's explosive yellowcake in the package, be veddy veddy caweful.....

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (OKox0)

374 What everyone except AoS people are missing is that the entire Obama administration operates just like Hillary, no security, hidden email lies etc

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:21 PM (xqwvE)

375 Come on guys that song blows

Posted by: Eileen at September 02, 2016 11:21 PM (dULJN)

376 The Wessie Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy0TCAkdSMo

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 11:22 PM (kP16F)

377 >>>So far Amazon's making it right, let's see if they
follow through. And hopefully tell the FedEx people it's explosive
yellowcake in the package, be veddy veddy caweful.....
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (OKox0)<<<



Good thing it wasn't sent in the mail. They lose all kinds of important things. Shucks.

**hic** **hic** **cackle**

Posted by: Hellary Clinton at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (H9MG5)

378 Come on guys that song blows

BURN THE EILEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (OKox0)

379 How was the orgy tent?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (FYrz1)


Never having been to Burning Man, I'm going to somehow guess that it's more or less exactly like a nude beach, and full of exactly the same sort: Everyone you never wanted to see naked.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (HalrA)

380 I gotta wonder. With all the negative press out today on Clinton, what horrible tragedy will hit to take it off the headlines?

Posted by: Diogenes
------------

The LIV either will:

A. Never see that news.

or

B. Think that it argues well for her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (ZxmMG)

381 She ran calling wildfire ! Aggghhjj

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (dULJN)

382 Seriously folks, it's amazing how much pop music is vastly improved by redoing it in classic styles with better talent performing it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy
________

Agreed.

BTW, Dio and Yngwie covered "Dream On." Two super talents, if you're interested.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (lh7g2)

383 Hillary, with my luck Amazon will send the next package by drone.

qdpsteve (in a week, throwing a tantrum in his front yard): "Where the #$!@'s my drinks?!?"

*bonk*

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (OKox0)

384 Are we still bitching about top-40?

Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" (she's got Rod Stewart's vocal styling)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEI_A5pp9P0

Rickie Lee Jones "Chuck E's in Love" (Blinded by the light inspired without the inspiration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLgvQzzzqE

I have a certain hate for Juice Newton's "Angel of the Moring"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw


Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (e9hKK)

385 So I just listened to all of Host Of Seraphim, and it was truly beautiful. Thank you for recommending that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
****

Don't know if my initial post had anything to do with it, but glad you liked it.
A hauntingly beautiful song.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (hVdx9)

386 And I am sure you enjoyed every second of your dance.

Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 11:18 PM (jOi+y)

Sure did. It was very dusty.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (RfzVr)

387 Come on guys that song blows
Posted by: Eileen


Could have been an extremely dirty song with the addition of two words.

I shot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (T/cxb)

388 374 What everyone except AoS people are missing is that the entire Obama administration operates just like Hillary, no security, hidden email lies etc
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:21 PM (xqwvE)

After today I believe that if Hillary and her crew were shut out of Obama's administration, it would have been bad but not nearly as evil and terrible.

The Clintons and their cronies need to been nuked off the planet into deep space just to be sure.

She is pure evil.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (E8rzL)

389 I'm way too tipsy to keep-up with this fast moving thread.

I saw grilled steak and glazed donuts.

I then read some posts.

Many people talked about neither grilled steak, nor glazed donuts.

I became confused and dizzy.

Thank you for the content, CDR M. As many have noted, (including myself with baseball threads), The Horde finds its tangent and amplifies it.

--I don't remember who it was, but I will ask for your peace; with your kitty's Passing-Over the Rainbow Bridge.

Might your love continue and find another worthy of it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (6gk0M)

390 I was a fan of Casey Kasem's in the day, so it was disappointing today to hear some of his violent outbursts on YouTube.

"And here's the Top 40 household items I'm going to sodomize the crew with after the show!!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (OKox0)

391 The LIV either will:

A. Never see that news.

or

B. Think that it argues well for her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (ZxmMG)


Trump should run an ad with a Vlad Putin look-alike reading some of Hillary's emails aloud, and laughing at her naivety.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:26 PM (oqkO3)

392 Night, everyone.
Everyone have a safe Labor Day holiday...enjoy...if I don't check back in later this weekend.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at September 02, 2016 11:26 PM (kXoT0)

393 " Come on Eileen was horrible"
****

Just say no to bukkakke!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 11:26 PM (hVdx9)

394 So I just listened to all of Host Of Seraphim, and it was truly beautiful. Thank you for recommending that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Check out the Gladiator soundtrack. It's not really in the same category as Host of the Seraphim (a truly beautiful song), but Lisa Gerrard (of Dead Can Dance) did all the vocals for the soundtrack. I listen to it alot when studying or coding or just needing to chill without distractions. The opening song "The Wheat" is just beautiful, and "The Battle" is pumping (although, don't think there's any of her vocals in it, it's just Hanz Zimmer at his best).

I like Dead Can Dance alot, have for a couple decades now. "Yulunga" is one of my favorite songs...that woman has some PIPES!

Posted by: Oedipus at September 02, 2016 11:26 PM (CXLVd)

395 OK, I have to run through some tunes that are not the worst in world for this weekend's festivities.

Locomotive Breath
Bouree
Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers
Crossfire

Posted by: Meremortal at September 02, 2016 11:27 PM (3myMJ)

396 >>>353 Wow. Maybe just cause I'm old, but to me it's so on the money, how I felt about letting my little bird fly. I danced with my son to this at his wedding. I had picked that out as our mother/son dance 5 years before he even had a fiancee. Funny how stuff can feel so different to people depending on the circumstances.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:15 PM (RfzVr<<<

In hindsight, it was weird that students at my high school would pick that song so often for so many events given that it was nearly a decade old at the time. Nevertheless, I found high school to be an overwhelmingly negative experience and the song itself at the time made the bullshit phrase, "These are the best times of your life!!1" that got bandied about constantly all that more painful.

But, yeah. Agreed with the circumstantial aspect.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (jV8Mq)

397 379 How was the orgy tent?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (FYrz1)

It was the orgy dome. And it was awesome because it was filled with beautiful paid whores from Europe and Russia.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (E8rzL)

398 G'Night, Sherry McEvil.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (6gk0M)

399 Anything Enya

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (dULJN)

400 With all the negative press out today on Clinton, what horrible tragedy will hit to take it off the headlines?

Get a food taster, Bill. Trust me.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (qJhUV)

401 Only listen to radio while at work-- someone else chooses the station and I really don't care... it's ALL crap these days.

(MY lawn: you're standing on it, you know)

Every time I hear something *particularly cringe-worthy* and ask 'what group?', it turns out to be Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (044Fx)

402 --I don't remember who it was, but I will ask for your peace; with your kitty's Passing-Over the Rainbow Bridge.

Might your love continue and find another worthy of it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (6gk0M)




Slap, that was Danger Girl's kitty. And indeed, prayers for them all.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (v5iqM)

403 381 She ran calling wildfire ! Aggghhjj
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (dULJN)


That's one annoying song. And I think it was Dave Barry who pointed out that a "killing frost," referenced in the song, is just something that kills delicate plants. Not horses.

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (iMxBJ)

404 Sound like the most wonderful petri dish ever fashioned.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (6FqZa)

405 Anything Enya

BURN THE ORINOCO FLOW!!!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (OKox0)

406 MisterMetokur aka Internet Aristocrat aka Jim is now making a series of YouTube videos called "Deviant's", depicting all the weird garbage fetishes inhabiting DeviantArt.

One is about "inflation" (not the monetary type): http://tinyurl.com/jju8shz


Another is called "vore": http://tinyurl.com/jlwttgp

All I can say is - what the *actual* fuck?!

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (cC/ZB)

407 Funny thing about the bonut video (which I saw the other day) is that, about 1/2 way thru, AB changes it to "bronuts."



Heh.
Posted by: ibguy at September 02, 2016 10:46 PM (vUcdz)


maybe Ariana Grande . . .

Never mind. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (e9hKK)

408 Thanks, Jim.

Love to you, DangerGirl.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:30 PM (6gk0M)

409 379 How was the orgy tent?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 02, 2016 11:20 PM (FYrz1)

Folks left with glazed donuts from what I heard.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:30 PM (E8rzL)

410 Worst song?

Any of the rodent songs.
Ben. Muskrat Love. Etc.

Wait, WHAT?!

Posted by: Richard Gere at September 02, 2016 11:30 PM (gjgWX)

411 Rickie Lee Jones "Chuck E's in Love" (Blinded by the light inspired without the inspiration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLgvQzzzqE

I have a certain hate for Juice Newton's "Angel of the Moring"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw


Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (e9hKK)

I liked this song by Rickie Lee, in fact, I'm listening to it right now, Danny's All-Star Joint:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JkT3p6H4Ws

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:31 PM (oqkO3)

412 The original version does not have the Ooga Chaka. In fact the first time I ever heard it is without the Ooga Chaka. I was a kid and it was used on Bobby's World.

https://youtu.be/Tb_NZgmqI8E

Never thought I'd see the day when morons would prefer a version of a song with less cowbell. What is the world coming to...

Posted by: Gem at September 02, 2016 11:31 PM (uaHyk)

413 Worst song ever: "Friday" by Rebecca Black.

2nd worst: Anything by the Heartbreakers.

(I leave Tom Petty out of it because "Runnin' Down a Dream" is somewhere between tolerable and enjoyable - but that's Tom Petty as a solo act. So I blame the Heartbreakers. It was those damn Heartbreakers that made Tom Petty suck on so many songs for so many years. J'accuse! I hate the Heartbreakers.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:31 PM (lh7g2)

414 "We Built This City" by Starship sounds like a musical masterpiece compared to what one hears on radio (satellite or terrestrial) today. One could listen to pop music and "adult oriented radio" in the 1980s and hear some decent music. Compare that to today, where bands look to an army of songwriters and about 50,000 producers to put together some of the most atrocious attempts at music this side of the Department of Redundancy Department.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at September 02, 2016 11:31 PM (aGsag)

415 Clinton claims she didn't know 'C' stood for 'classified' in emails. Actually, shouldn't the 'C' denote "Confidential"? Whatever. Just ridiculous how she went about handling classified material.


(C) Hillary Clinton

And no, "C" doesn't stand for classified or confidential.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (SRKgf)

416 368 OH wonderful. My two week old Note7 is being recalled for exploding batteries.
Posted by: CDR M at September 02, 2016 11:19 PM (Pf2mI)

You jumped on the Note 7? I'm considering one, but haven't pulled the trigger yet. I was thinking maybe Note 5 once they start to seriously discount it.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (ASSjT)

417 I've just read that they've found the shed skin of "Wessie"... It's a green anaconda and not a Burmese python as was originally thought, and obviously it's growing!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (kP16F)

418 I'm the cook here

I have two rescued cats who like me

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (tIc/p)

419 Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (cC/ZB)



Human depravity has no depth that it will not plumb. The older I get, the more I realize that our prudish forefathers were actually onto something. Err on the side of clean, or everything will eventually turn into a depraved, festering pile of shit.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (HalrA)

420 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 02, 2016 11:32 PM (4HySM)

421 Trump should run an ad with a Vlad Putin look-alike reading some of Hillary's emails aloud, and laughing at her naivety.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------------

Hill has produced an embarrassment of riches for the producer of damning videos, but will they do it?

Half a dozen Morons with video editing and audio/text overlay abilities could do the job.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:33 PM (ZxmMG)

422 "Seriously folks, it's amazing how much pop music is
vastly improved by redoing it in classic styles with better talent
performing it.


Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (vyqqu)"

You mean like Paul Anka's version of "Eye of the Tiger"?
http://tinyurl.com/z6gva3n


Or perhaps his interpretation of Van Halen's "Jump":

http://tinyurl.com/q89gw7w

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:33 PM (YEhNg)

423 Say what you will, there are some songs that could *only* have been hits in the late 1970s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SouY1MKclZ4

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:33 PM (OKox0)

424 Started watching Fearless about Bull Riders, pretty good, I had a friend from High School that was a Pro Bull Rider, he had to retire at 23.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 02, 2016 11:33 PM (dKiJG)

425 Neil Young and his falsetto hit my ears in all the wrong ways.

I'll not explain further.

Most of the Horde knows how to "Button-Up and Move Along" without the butt-hurt.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:34 PM (6gk0M)

426 That's one annoying song. And I think it was Dave Barry who pointed out that a "killing frost," referenced in the song, is just something that kills delicate plants. Not horses.

Posted by: Splunge at September 02, 2016 11:29 PM (iMxBJ)


As much as I hate the song too, the lyric goes, "by the dark of the Moon I planted, but there came a killing frost", means the guy's crop failed because the frost killed the newly-emerged seedlings. And then, to top it off, the damned horse went AWOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:35 PM (oqkO3)

427 You and me baby
ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 02, 2016 11:35 PM (VdICR)

428 Rickie Lee Jones "Chuck E's in Love" (Blinded by the light inspired without the inspiration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLgvQzzzqE


Bold move, writing a love song about a fictional rodent that was designed to sell crap pizza to little kids.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 11:35 PM (T/cxb)

429 "She does the Louisiana Lip Lock on My Love Pork Chop" didn't get a lot of radio play ...

Posted by: Adriane the Turing Test Critic ... at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (AoK0a)

430 Nevertheless, I found high school to be an overwhelmingly negative experience and the song itself at the time made the bullshit phrase, "These are the best times of your life!!1" that got bandied about constantly all that more painful.


Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (jV8Mq)



The tragic part: for a lot of people, high school IS the best time of their lives. I think of the guys I played ball with in high school, and I bet true of almost all of them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (SRKgf)

431 And that's all for me. Goodnight, Horde.

Posted by: tbodie at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (gjgWX)

432 Been here mostly lurking before 9/11

Can we get another DIY thread ?

There was some guy with half his house dismantled last one

by the way get off my lawn and you over there next door don't start mowing your lawn at 7 am tomorrow this is my first 4 day weekend in years

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (tIc/p)

433 I find Enya hittable, but I don't care for her music.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (sdi6R)

434 I admit, I like some of Neil Young's albums.

For those who don't like him? That's cool, but if you ever get a chance to check it out, he did an album in 1984 that was entirely made up of 1950s-style classic rock-n-roll tracks. You'd literally never know it was him, except for his voice.

"I'm Kinda Fonda Wanda, 'cuz Wanda always wanna wanna wanna..." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (OKox0)

435 429 "She does the Louisiana Lip Lock on My Love Pork Chop" didn't get a lot of radio play ...
Posted by: Adriane the Turing Test Critic ... at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (AoK0a)

It pales to "Lick My Love Pump."

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)

436 "Mama's cookin' bread..."

Posted by: william at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (JMJJs)

437 If you want to see something totally unexpected, check out Lady Gaga performing "Lush Life". Apparently she's transitioning into Jazz, and I was surprised at the quality of her voice:

http://tinyurl.com/ze7qu66

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (YEhNg)

438 G'Night, tbodie.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (6gk0M)

439 I found high school to be an overwhelmingly negative experience and the song itself at the time made the bullshit phrase, "These are the best times of your life!!1" that got bandied about constantly all that more painful.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:28 PM (jV8Mq)

I have to agree with you there. High school sucked. Was definitely not the "best times". Everything was better after high school, including the sucky times

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (RfzVr)

440 Holy shit.

Pittsburg didn't get any points on the board.

Wow.

Damn shame...

*teehee*

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (rlfds)

441 Anything by John Melloncamp makes me ill. And that Baker Street song bites I don't care what anyone says.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (BO/km)

442 B. Think that it argues well for her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:23 PM (ZxmMG)



"Augurs?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (SRKgf)

443 Just in passing, I will again point out that Barry Manilow did not write 'I Write the Songs'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:39 PM (ZxmMG)

444 And then, to top it off, the damned horse went AWOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:35 PM (oqkO3)



Hey! Im here!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker aka Wildfire at September 02, 2016 11:39 PM (yIIdQ)

445 I have to agree with you there. High school sucked.
Was definitely not the "best times". Everything was better after high
school, including the sucky times

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (RfzVr)


Agreed. It was like 4 years of being in prison, as far as I'm concerned. Hardly learned anything, most of it was just trying to avoid assholes and failing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 02, 2016 11:39 PM (HalrA)

446 Also, 'Sailing'. What a pantload.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:39 PM (BO/km)

447 I had a friend from High School that was a Pro Bull Rider, he had to retire at 23.

Life as a piñata is a rough way to go.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 11:39 PM (ANVXm)

448 'Paper in Fire' is just plain awesome.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (+0EeU)

449 Mike Hammer, I've heard that "I Write The Songs" was originally written for The Beach Boys.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (OKox0)

450 Got thru Hs And college without paying any attention to popular music HS was a phase, I remember little except the shop classes

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (tIc/p)

451 For your enjoyment and sheer horror, here is Pat Boone doing "Smoke On The Water":


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFDIrwOUdrw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (oqkO3)

452 Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (RfzVr)

---

I was counting down the days until Basic Training.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (rlfds)

453 It pales to "Lick My Love Pump."

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)


Push, push, in the bush!

Posted by: Musique at September 02, 2016 11:41 PM (yIIdQ)

454 Push It

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 11:41 PM (rlfds)

455 At a debate, Trump should ask her if she didn't know what (C) meant what the rest of State should have.

Posted by: Vendette at September 02, 2016 11:42 PM (jOi+y)

456 "Been here mostly lurking before 9/11
Can we get another DIY thread ?
There was some guy with half his house dismantled last one

...by the way get off my lawn and you over there next door don't start mowing your lawn at 7 am tomorrow this is my first 4 day weekend in years.
"
-Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:36 PM (tIc/p)

Welcome aboard, Bill.

I think this is an excellent idea. Saturdays, after the Chess Thread, there is a lot of dead space.

Since I haven't been able to fill it with baseball, I would imagine that a Home Improvement thread would be an excellent way to pass that time!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:42 PM (6gk0M)

457 High school didn't suck, but it sure as hell wasn't good either.
My early 20's were the best time in my life. Been rather meh since.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 11:42 PM (hVdx9)

458 Bold move, writing a love song about a fictional rodent that was designed to sell crap pizza to little kids.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 11:35 PM (T/cxb)



Last week, while working to repair/replace two more walls from termite damage, I decided to give that Little Ceaser's "Hot n' Ready" pepperoni pizza a try.

I figured, $5, and no hassle or wait, I'd risk it.

My report:

* True to their ad, it was hot, and the sale was without any delay whatsoever.

* Edible, albeit not-remarkable sauce.

* Not horrible toppings. (pepperoni)

* Industrial grade, common, forgettable cheese.

* Flavorless, dough-flavored crust.


All in all, only one small step above a school's cafeteria on pizza day.

But, it was hot, it was food, it was only $5.

I'll not buy 'em again for myself, but if I had to put a buncha food down for an event, cheaply, I'd load up the truck with 'em.

And I've yet to have ever sampled Chuck E Cheez's fare, and may it ever be so.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2016 11:42 PM (v5iqM)

459 Anyone recommend a good tactical flashlight with a belt clip ? Need one a lot. Atomic beam is a scam

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (tIc/p)

460 A few for worst song -
I am woman -Helen Rddy
Seventeen -Janis Ian
Safety Dance -Men without hats
Cherry pie -Warrant
She's only seventeen -Winger
Posted by: brass pair at September 02, 2016 11:05 PM

I Will Always Love Youuuuu....Whitney Houston

It's freaking awful.

Posted by: Farmer at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (o/90i)

461 For your enjoyment and sheer horror, here is Pat Boone doing "Smoke On The Water":

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------

Is he wearing the studded dog collar?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (ZxmMG)

462 Bill, the pop music of the time (early 1980s) was one of the things that *got me through* high school. I actually really enjoyed a lot of what I heard.

And, I considered it a great comfort (still do) that Hall & Oates came out with a song as forward-minded as "Adult Education" during, no joke, my emotionally difficult senior year. ;-)

"Believe it or not, there's life after high school..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (OKox0)

463 277 Since "We Built This City" is about San Francisco, we Bay Areans were treated to a near fatal dose of the dreck on the local rock stations. It's awful for so many reasons, but mostly because it such a transparent attempt by an old hippie band trying too hard to regain some relevance.
Posted by: Average Guy at September 02, 2016 10:55 PM (LMcFk)



Cut 'em some slack. They could hardly sing "We built this city on sodomy" now, could they?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:44 PM (SRKgf)

464 My night is about to take an ironic turn. All this talk about horrible songs has me hankering for Utah Saints.

Good weekend, all!

Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2016 11:44 PM (lh7g2)

465 My kids get a lot of Lil Ceasars. I make my own also.

Or you could get Peter piper with extra cardboard crust

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (tIc/p)

466 I appreciate that someone mentioned Wildfire. I was living in Austin when Michael Murphy tortured us live with the debut of that crap, with a chamber string group.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (vT565)

467 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771743734249717760

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771743873169252352

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771743982296719362

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744096515977216

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744224115056640

Posted by: kbdabear at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (Ya7zs)

468 I find I agree with a lot of the votes for songs that were played during high school. Awful, awkward songs. The ones after high school- nope, they were awesome!




Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (OLNwX)

469 I always sang it as:

We built these titties
We built these titties from sil-i-cone!

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (BO/km)

470 Is he wearing the studded dog collar?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (ZxmMG)


On the album cover, yeah. The video is of him in the studio, so he's wearing headphones. Had quite an orchestra backing him up, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (oqkO3)

471 Concur with the preceding DIY thread suggestion(s).



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 02, 2016 11:46 PM (v5iqM)

472 451 For your enjoyment and sheer horror, here is Pat Boone doing "Smoke On The Water":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFDIrwOUdrw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2016 11:40 PM (oqkO3)



No.

Just ... no.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:46 PM (SRKgf)

473 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744335402528769

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744435331862528

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744552193589248

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744645340598272

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/771744747249659904

Posted by: kbdabear at September 02, 2016 11:46 PM (Ya7zs)

474 "Horse With No Name" makes no sense. Tune is jazzy, but the English is horrible.

"America" sucks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:47 PM (6gk0M)

475 Theres a lot of life after high School alright.

In my case 40 years

Still see that one gal on FB and wish

And one other I dont see

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:47 PM (tIc/p)

476 "Blind Man's Penis" is the worst song of all-time- Trust me....

Posted by: Blind man's Anus at September 02, 2016 11:48 PM (17Qy1)

477 Heya Slap

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 11:48 PM (rlfds)

478 Oy.

Have a good one, all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Turing Test Critic ... at September 02, 2016 11:49 PM (AoK0a)

479 For your enjoyment and sheer horror, here is Pat Boone doing "Smoke On The Water":

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


His version of:

"You've got another thing coming":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UEn7DNsfa0

and

"Holy Diver"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk5yHDXWz5Y

and

"Crazy Train"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxJhDlz4jxM

Posted by: In a Metal hat at September 02, 2016 11:49 PM (vBeA5)

480 Picture yourself. In a boat. On a river.

Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at September 02, 2016 11:49 PM (Tyii7)

481 459 Anyone recommend a good tactical flashlight with a belt clip ? Need one a lot. Atomic beam is a scam
Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:43 PM (tIc/p)


At work I've been getting spam e-mails about tactical flashlights that you can see through metal and wood.

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 11:50 PM (sdi6R)

482 Everyone will come, everyone will come to my funeral
To make sure that I stay dead

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at September 02, 2016 11:50 PM (hVdx9)

483 Still see that one gal on FB and wish

...which reminds of one: "Angel Is A Centerfold". God, that's irritating.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 11:50 PM (w35Hj)

484 I Love a Rainy Night by Eddie Rodent.

Once, okay. Twice in the same month, shoot me.

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (HVQlX)

485 I dunno if I'd make such blanket statements. I find the tune of "Kill Yourself" by S.O.D. to be rather catchy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxXKu6VBJ08

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:16 PM (jV8Mq



No talent is not enough.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (SRKgf)

486 Saturday new thread name for the first New Thread:

"Suck My Caulk"

-Choosing your caulk

-Indoors or outdoors?

-Moisture levels and applications.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (6gk0M)

487 FBI interviewed Hillary with coconspirator and fellow criminal Cheryl Mills whispering in her ear the whole time

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (nl2r8)

488 "Blind Man's Penis" is the worst song of all-time- Trust me....

Posted by: Blind man's Anus at September 02, 2016 11:48 PM (17Qy1"
How does it compare to King Missile's "Detachable Penis" (1992):
http://tinyurl.com/bpjpy2t

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (YEhNg)

489 Howdy, SMFH!

How's life, darlin'?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:52 PM (6gk0M)

490
Just like a one wing dove
Floppin around in a big 'ole circle

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:52 PM (BO/km)

491 480 Picture yourself. In a boat. On a river.
Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at September 02, 2016 11:49 PM (Tyii7)

Life is not a dream.

Posted by: Spock at September 02, 2016 11:53 PM (cC/ZB)

492 You must be mistaken, Bill. AoS started in 2003.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 02, 2016 11:53 PM (VdICR)

493 Cut 'em some slack. They could hardly sing "We built this city on sodomy" now, could they?

Allegedly the working title was "We Built this City (in Grace's Hole)", but that wasn't marketable at the time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 02, 2016 11:53 PM (T/cxb)

494 G'Night, Adriane!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:53 PM (6gk0M)

495 321 Anyone hating on Dream On, try this version on for size:
https://youtu.be/Yq4KA0mUnC8
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 02, 2016 11:06 PM (vyqqu)



I'm starting a new fad: hating off things. Maybe the new fad will spread to the ghetto, in which case it'll become mainstream. But remember: I started it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:54 PM (SRKgf)

496 437 If you want to see something totally unexpected, check out Lady Gaga performing "Lush Life". Apparently she's transitioning into Jazz, and I was surprised at the quality of her voice:

http://tinyurl.com/ze7qu66
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (YEhNg)


Last Christmas I was all like "Who is *that* keeping up with Tony Bennett in that Barnes and Noble commercial?"

[internet search]

"Lady-fucking-Gaga? Shit, she cleans up well."


Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 02, 2016 11:54 PM (ASSjT)

497 "I been run down. I been lied to. And I don't know why I let that mean woman make me out a fool. She took all my money, wrecked my new car. Now she's with one of my good time buddies, they're drinking in some crosstown bar."

Whipping Post is the best song ever performed.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 02, 2016 11:55 PM (vT565)

498 Instapundit ?

Whatever I was there early on

Anyone in Austin Sept 13 14 going for training

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (tIc/p)

499 Phil Collins' "Sussudio" is absolutely horriblerific!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (18h+i)

500 Wonder if Jane D'oh lost her comms...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (ZxmMG)

501 Hell would be being stuck on the Disney ride listening endlessly to "It's a Small, Small World."

Posted by: mindful webworker - It's a Great Big Universe at September 02, 2016 10:57 PM (5a8XA)



This.

I'd play that on endless loop at Gitmo, because I'm that much of a dick.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (SRKgf)

502 >>Whipping Post is the best song ever performed.


The Zappa Version, sure.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (+0EeU)

503 496: Lady Gaga is very talented and has a lovely voice. She just sings shitty music. I hope she does transition into something listenable because she is very good.

I do find her a bit creepy though. Don't know why.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (20X6f)

504 >>>384 Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" (she's got Rod Stewart's vocal styling)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEI_A5pp9P0<<<

Confession time. I...I actually had the 45 RPM single of that as a stupid little kid.

I'll put some Slayer on in repentance...which ironically will be the song, "Repentless"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjb0j9l1sz4

>>>Rickie Lee Jones "Chuck E's in Love" (Blinded by the light inspired without the inspiration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLgvQzzzqE<<<

When I read this, I immediately thought, "Chuck E. Cheese Hell" by the departed Tim Wilson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4xg6WeB8_A

>>>I have a certain hate for Juice Newton's "Angel of the Moring"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2016 11:24 PM (e9hKK)<<<

Not a fan, but not in my "hate" file.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (jV8Mq)

505 "I'm starting a new fad: hating off things. Maybe the new fad will spread to the ghetto, in which case it'll become mainstream. But remember: I started it."
-Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:54 PM (SRKgf)

*makes a note of it*

*laughs*

*cough* Breitbart isn't a "peer" *cough*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:57 PM (6gk0M)

506 My carpal tunnel makes it hard to type

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:58 PM (tIc/p)

507 Whipping Post is the best song ever performed.
Posted by: Dave
-----

The Hahavishnu Orchestra did a spoof version, 'Tied to a Harley Davidson'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 02, 2016 11:58 PM (ZxmMG)

508 If I had a boat, I'd go out on the Ocean. And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat.

Posted by: Lyle Lovett at September 02, 2016 11:58 PM (0jbUr)

509 297 Hillary kept telling the FBI she couldn't remember because of her concussion.
She may have even forgotten to lie.
It's plausible--except she never forgot to cash the checks.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 02, 2016 11:01 PM (Ndje9)



"So you've forgotten when you confessed to all of your misdeeds?"


"What do you mean you didn't confess? How do you know?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:59 PM (SRKgf)

510 488 "Blind Man's Penis" is the worst song of all-time- Trust me....

Posted by: Blind man's Anus at September 02, 2016 11:48 PM (17Qy1"
How does it compare to King Missile's "Detachable Penis" (1992):
http://tinyurl.com/bpjpy2t
Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (YEhNg)

There's only one way to find out, Reno- Listen to them both, back to back! *shudder*

Posted by: Blind man's Anus at September 02, 2016 11:59 PM (17Qy1)

511 *cough* Breitbart isn't a "peer" *cough*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:57 PM (6gk0M)



Lord Breitbart?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:59 PM (SRKgf)

512 >>>Saturday new thread name for the first New Thread:

"Suck My Caulk"


Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (6gk0M)<<<




Post it before noon and call it "The Morning Wood Thread".

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 03, 2016 12:00 AM (H9MG5)

513 If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean.
And if I had a Pony, I'd let him hump my goat.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2016 12:00 AM (+0EeU)

514 I'm trying to claw my way out of this rabbit-hole I stumbled across...

"I'm brain-damaged, and too fucking stupid to be left alone with any electronic device, but hey, I'll still make a kick-ass President!"

Sure.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 03, 2016 12:01 AM (rlfds)

515 The Hahavishnu Orchestra did a spoof version, 'Tied to a Harley Davidson'
Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----

My favorite tune of theirs was 'Better Dead Than Mellow'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:01 AM (ZxmMG)

516 >>>Saturday new thread name for the first New Thread:
"Suck My Caulk"
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 02, 2016 11:51 PM (6gk0M)<<<
Post it before noon and call it "The Morning Wood Thread".


So after noon it's "Gettin' Hammered"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 03, 2016 12:01 AM (T/cxb)

517 That sounds right, I went to Instapundit. After 9/11 I felt such a strong need to improve the sources of the news I read.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2016 12:02 AM (VdICR)

518 There is no need to rap in the middle of your song.

Posted by: Vendette at September 03, 2016 12:02 AM (jOi+y)

519 I watched bull riding for a while. At one point they did a small documentary on one of the bulls that almost no one could ride successfully. They interviewed the owners who make a lot of money off bulls that are good at bucking. They said they were going to retire him because they figured he'd kill someone sooner or later. However, I think retirement in bucking bull world means a life of boinking in order to produce more mean bulls.

On the same show they interviewed one of the riders who got his face broken up and had to eat through a straw for quite a while.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:03 AM (+lVUW)

520 Had a relative tell me they played Ann Murray record and tape at same time and dragged the record to get them synced.

I looked at him and said try some real music instead of trying to make anything out of that. She always sounded like a sinus infection and dripping nose

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:03 AM (tIc/p)

521 ***502 Whipping Post is the best song ever performed.
The Zappa Version, sure.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (+0EeU)

I can go with that garrett.

Speaking of Zappa, whenever Lorde's "Royals" gets in my head I always hear it as: "and we'll never be royals but you can call me Suzy Creamcheese and baby I'll rule..."

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 03, 2016 12:03 AM (vT565)

522 "Hurts So Good."

"All Out Of Love"

"If I Were a Carpenter"

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 03, 2016 12:03 AM (tvyXw)

523 >>There is no need to rap in the middle of your song.

Unless you are George Clinton.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2016 12:03 AM (+0EeU)

524 "The Night Chicago Died"
"Horse With No Name"


ick

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 03, 2016 12:04 AM (dIc3Q)

525 "My carpal tunnel makes it hard to type."
-Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 02, 2016 11:58 PM (tIc/p)

Suck it up, amigo. I have no feeling in one of my fingers and I sliced the tip off another.

-We get old.

-We do stupid shit.

-We lose odd things, but gain wisdom and knowledge that we may pass-on to kids who think they know everything.

Might you find something to alleviate your pain and discomfort, Good Sir.

I'll pray for you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:04 AM (6gk0M)

526 Imagine there's no Lennon, it's easy to do

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 02, 2016 10:48 PM (voOPb)



I'm a giver. No thanks needed.

No idea why I whiffed on smoking Yoko. My bad.

Posted by: Mark Chapman at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (SRKgf)

527 Phil Collins' "Sussudio" is absolutely horriblerific!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (18h+i)


Seconded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (oqkO3)

528 Good night, all! May your dreams be free of objectionable songs.

Posted by: Vendette at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (jOi+y)

529 We Built This City.

Might not be the worst song ever, but I sure as fuck dive for the radio station buttons whenever I hear it.

Now that I think about it, yeah, worst fucking song ever. I heard on the grapevine that Grace Slick also hates that song. And rightly so.

Everything the Steve Miller Band did is a close second.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (om6Aw)

530 "Lord Breitbart?"
-Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 11:59 PM (SRKgf)

You silly bastard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (6gk0M)

531 >>>So after noon it's "Gettin' Hammered"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 03, 2016 12:01 AM (T/cxb)<<<

Gotta be 5 o'clock somewhere.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (H9MG5)

532 We are the World.
Fuck those assholes.
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:17 PM

Oh yeah, that sucked big time. Pompous assholes.

Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (o/90i)

533 G'Night, Vendette!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (6gk0M)

534 No idea why I whiffed on smoking Yoko. My bad.
Posted by: Mark Chapman
------------

Really, man. I mean you're standing there with a gun in you hand...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (ZxmMG)

535 A girl. With kaleidoscope. Eyes.

Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (Tyii7)

536 >>>Phil Collins' "Sussudio" is absolutely horriblerific!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2016 11:56 PM (18h+i)



Seconded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (oqkO3)<<<




Thirded.

Posted by: Richard Hammond at September 03, 2016 12:07 AM (H9MG5)

537 I watched George Clinton and the guys wear out three drummers one night.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 03, 2016 12:07 AM (vT565)

538 'Night, Vendette.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 03, 2016 12:07 AM (jV8Mq)

539 Bob Seger. I live in the detroit area, and I have heard every Bob Seger song approximately a billion times. I hate them all, except the early stuff from the Bob Seger System that they never play.

Lately, they are playing the death of Ozzy, Sabbath and AC/DC and making me hate them.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 03, 2016 12:07 AM (tvyXw)

540
441
Anything by John Melloncamp makes me ill. And that Baker Street song bites I don't care what anyone says.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (BO/km)







John who?

Oh, Johnny Cougar.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2016 12:07 AM (LuZz8)

541 Got two kids who think they know everything

Carpal tunnel appears to be from stick shift

Super careful with tools not to cut anything off

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:08 AM (tIc/p)

542 Oh, has no one mentioned "She's My Lady" by Dennis DeYoung?

That song really sucks.

Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2016 12:08 AM (o/90i)

543 Hi, horde.

I enjoyed the shoe video. There were some sweet shoes in the 20's and 30's. The decade with the ugliest shoes was the 70's.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (P8951)

544 I'll still make a kick-ass President!

Don't worry, unelected associates of mine will actually be making all the decisions.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (ZxmMG)

545 If I ever see Neil Young, I'm going to fight him.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (6gk0M)

546 Are we still on worst songs? For me it's stuff from Air Suppy - always so bloody weepy and pathetic.

Posted by: IC at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (KTFfX)

547 The Clintons and their cronies need to been nuked off the planet into deep space just to be sure.

She is pure evil.
Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 02, 2016 11:25 PM (E8rzL)


We're pretty sure we can get our gal through this.
It'll take some creative writing, but don't underestimate just how manipulative we are.

Posted by: MSM at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (+lVUW)

548 Really, man. I mean you're standing there with a gun in your hand...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:06 AM (ZxmMG)




Yeah, really. She was right there, and I had rounds left, too.

And at that point, she was a freebie.

I dunno what I was thinking.

Posted by: Mark Chapman at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (SRKgf)

549 Air Supply, not Air Suppy..damn it

Posted by: IC at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (KTFfX)

550 I was 17 when Janis Ian's "At Seventeen" came out, and I friggin' loved that song. Still do. I got to see her play it live many years later.

She sang it from a girl's point of view and I'm a guy, but she described my experience perfectly.

Posted by: rickl at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (sdi6R)

551
I'm a giver. No thanks needed.



No idea why I whiffed on smoking Yoko. My bad.

Posted by: Mark Chapman at September 03, 2016 12:05 AM (SRKgf)






Because you're a Satan-spawn evil motherfucker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (LuZz8)

552 John Lennon "Give Peace A Chance" is the song they play in hell.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (18h+i)

553 The decade with the ugliest shoes was the 70's.
---

A lot of those 70's shoes reappeared in the 2000's. My Mom and I used to walk through Nordstroms and mock them. "Cripple shoes" we fondly called them.

Basically shoes that Gene Simmons would wear.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 03, 2016 12:10 AM (tvyXw)

554 Jeff Weimer,

Technically, being in my mid-50s, to quote Roger Murtaugh, "I'm too old for this shit", but I actually kind-of like her music and videos. Did you know that the late Clarence Clemons' last performance (IIRC) in a music video was in her vid for "Edge of Glory".

In the last year or so I've come to really appreciate the music of the female singers and male crooners of the 30s - early 70s because a lot of them had really great voices with no need for something like Autotune.

While I know that there are "younger" people out there like Diana Krall, Harry Connick, Jr, Michael Buble and the late Amy Winehouse who can sing the old "standards", jazz and torch songs, I've often wondered if there are any modern pop or hip-hop artists who can handle those songs without artificial aids, so I was very happy to see that Stefani Germanotta (Gaga) can, and is moving in that direction.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (YEhNg)

555 I'm all. Out of love.

Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (Tyii7)

556 Anything by John Melloncamp makes me ill. And that Baker Street song bites I don't care what anyone says.

Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (BO/km)
--------------
John who?

Oh, Johnny Cougar.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
------------------

Just call up this image whenever you hear his name mentioned: http://preview.tinyurl.com/omh6vba

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (ZxmMG)

557 My favorite tune of theirs was 'Better Dead Than Mellow'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:01 AM (ZxmMG)


OK, if we are doing weird covers, I give you "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by The Benzedrine Monks of Santo Domonica.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JENWSdO7tI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (oqkO3)

558 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!



Cattle?

Posted by: Cthulhu at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (M7snF)

559 544 I'll still make a kick-ass President!
Don't worry, unelected associates of mine will actually be making all the decisions.
Posted by: Hillary! at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (ZxmMG)



Leave George Soros and Tom Steyer out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (SRKgf)

560 "Alone Again, Naturally" what a f'ing awful song. Talk about a self pity party.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (P8951)

561 Kriss Kross "Jump"

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 03, 2016 12:12 AM (E8rzL)

562
Suck it up, amigo. I have no feeling in one of my fingers and I sliced the tip off another.
------------------
OMG - still? Is that from the infamous Pajama make Bottom Incident?

Posted by: Lyle Lovett at September 03, 2016 12:12 AM (0jbUr)

563 Danger girl - having kids doesn't really make much difference when your pet, a beloved member of the family, dies or has to be put down. Our puddy o tat - it was very traumatic, he had saddle thrombosis, and it was terrible, and got terribler.

I was just in mourning for months and months. I really didn't want much to do with people for a while.

Posted by: Alana at September 03, 2016 12:13 AM (ASfgM)

564 "There is no need to rap in the middle of your song.

Posted by: Vendette at September 03, 2016 12:02 AM (jOi+y)"

Unless you're Deborah Harry singing "Rapture"

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:13 AM (YEhNg)

565 Some of the best shows I ever saw were P-Funk / Parliament Holiday Shows.

Particularly, New Year's and Halloween Shows.

4-5 Hours of Funk'n all over the place.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2016 12:14 AM (+0EeU)

566 "Alone Again, Naturally" what a f'ing awful song. Talk about a self pity party.
---

"Turn the Page"

/it's so, so hard being a musician, you have to travel and work 90 minutes four days a week. My heart hurts for you.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 03, 2016 12:14 AM (tvyXw)

567 Janis Ian's "At Seventeen"

That was a great song. It finally drove off the Tribbles.

Posted by: Captain James Tiberius Kirk at September 03, 2016 12:15 AM (Tyii7)

568
556
Anything by John Melloncamp makes me ill. And that Baker Street song bites I don't care what anyone says.



Posted by: freaked at September 02, 2016 11:38 PM (BO/km)

--------------

John who?



Oh, Johnny Cougar.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

------------------



Just call up this image whenever you hear his name mentioned: http://preview.tinyurl.com/omh6vba



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (ZxmMG)








Heh. Who clocked him in the eye?

Funniest shit with Johnny Cougar is him being interviewed by Charlie Rose, spewing stupid conspiracy theory shit, including the idea that the Japanese didn't attack Pearl Harbor. Watching the look on Charlie Rose's face when he realized that Cougar was a fucking cretinous imbecile: Priceless.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2016 12:15 AM (LuZz8)

569 I enjoyed the shoe video. There were some sweet shoes in the 20's and 30's. The decade with the ugliest shoes was the 70's.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&
------------

Well, what do I know? I mean, I'm a guy, but some of the 20's , 30's shoes looked better to me than some the absurd stacky stuff we've seen in recent years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (ZxmMG)

570 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (oqkO3)

It's certainly weird - but not bad.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (P8951)

571 I've often wondered if there are any modern pop or hip-hop artists who can handle those songs

The Great Kanye can say lyrics- he must be an excellent reader- but man, when he tries to sing, the auto-tuner's LEDs flash, "WTF?"

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (RrDm2)

572 Game of Thrones "Red Wedding" episode is on.

Good Night Horde.

Posted by: Pepe, founder of the fn-right at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (E8rzL)

573 The decade with the ugliest shoes was the 70's.

Oh, yeah-- clogs. Ugly, cumbersome, (but for some reason) oh-so-popular. Hated them.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (044Fx)

574 All in all, only one small step above a school's cafeteria on pizza day.
But, it was hot, it was food, it was only $5.
I'll not buy 'em again for myself, but if I had to put a buncha food down for an event, cheaply, I'd load up the truck with 'em.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


I've had it and it's good for the price. The people I know who get it on a regular basis are either on a tight budget or have a number of kids to feed.
Good pizza for a family of 5 or 6 is pricy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (+lVUW)

575 Watching the look on Charlie Rose's face when he realized that Cougar was a fucking cretinous imbecile: Priceless.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-------------------

Oddly, Rose didn't do the same thing when talking to Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:17 AM (ZxmMG)

576 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:16 AM (ZxmMG)

Yeah, I don't think this is a great shoe decade either.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:17 AM (P8951)

577 I want to thank Presdent Obama for keeping us all safe from Terrrorism and we hopes you have a grate Labor Day. Thank You sir and we all love in Brattleboro.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 03, 2016 12:17 AM (Fbj4h)

578 While I know that there are "younger" people out there like Diana Krall, Harry Connick, Jr, Michael Buble and the late Amy Winehouse who can sing the old "standards", jazz and torch songs, I've often wondered if there are any modern pop or hip-hop artists who can handle those songs without artificial aids, so I was very happy to see that Stefani Germanotta (Gaga) can, and is moving in that direction.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (YEhNg)


Reno_Dave, check out Holly Cole. She does some jazz standards, too. Lovely voice.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ7EvYTCXGw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:17 AM (oqkO3)

579 I waz born in a small town.

Posted by: John Loogie Menstrualcramp at September 03, 2016 12:18 AM (Tyii7)

580 I was so sick of We Built This City because of radio overplay, but I heard it tonight and it stands up pretty well as far as 80s songs go.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at September 03, 2016 12:19 AM (a+ZLe)

581
I was so sick of We Built This City because of radio
overplay, but I heard it tonight and it stands up pretty well as far as
80s songs go.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at September 03, 2016 12:19 AM (a+ZLe)









BURN THE WITCH

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2016 12:20 AM (LuZz8)

582 My DIY is mostly car repairs lately

timing belt
flat tires x3
radiator
oil changes
Clutch cylinder
washer fluid pump

Battery

2 vehicles

Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:20 AM (tIc/p)

583 I was so sick of We Built This City because of radio overplay, but I heard it tonight and it stands up pretty well as far as 80s songs go.
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha

NO! NO!

Worst Song Ever!

I grow more certain of that with each passing moment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:21 AM (om6Aw)

584 Charlie Rose is like that nitwit Henry McGee on the old Benny Hill show, pompous POS

Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:22 AM (tIc/p)

585 What I get out of all this Clinton stuff is that Hillary went to law school to learn how to circumvent the law.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 03, 2016 12:22 AM (BS8yt)

586 I wonder what the look on my face was when I discovered Charlie Rose was an imbecile.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2016 12:22 AM (VdICR)

587 I appreciate that someone mentioned Wildfire. I was living in Austin when Michael Murphy tortured us live with the debut of that crap, with a chamber string group.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 02, 2016 11:45 PM (vT565)


I heard Michael Murphy perform many times during the 70s, mostly by accident. He went to the same junior high school that I did, and came back and performed for an assembly.

He gave a performance at Baylor and a girl invited me to see him.

I used to regularly go to Red River, New Mexico and he was inevitably performing.

I don't like Wildfire or most of his music, but he always had a pleasant rapport with his audience and came across as a likable guy.

He disappeared off the musical radar in the early eighties.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 03, 2016 12:23 AM (nvMvs)

588 The "Worst Songs of All Time" seem to have one thing in common: they are all amazingly effective earworms.

If I were an evil genius, I'd build an Aricebo-style transmission dish over a crater on the Moon, and use it to blast "Surfing Bird" at the Earth at terawatt levels, so people would hear nothing else, even on their fillings.

Posted by: TB at September 03, 2016 12:24 AM (UXEYz)

589 I was born in a small town
Barely graduated in a small town
Knocked up my prom date in a small town
Delivering beer to bars in a small town
Gonna die alone in a small town

Hey, I think I got this Melonballer thing figured out. Just need to add stuff about farms and greedy bankers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:24 AM (om6Aw)

590 Chess Thread -- 5 P.M. Eastern

D.I.Y. Home -- 6 P.M. Eastern

D.I.Y. Auto -- 7:30 P.M. Eastern

*guest thread every now and again*

ONT -- Horde Nebula

...Eastern.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:25 AM (6gk0M)

591 Of course, the cosmic intersection of smug, misplaced, mutual admiration is Rose and Brokow at the same table.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:25 AM (ZxmMG)

592 What I get out of all this Clinton stuff is that Hillary went to law school to learn how to circumvent the law.>>>

Just imagine how much she would learn in prison.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 03, 2016 12:25 AM (CDowr)

593 >> I think I got this Melonballer thing figured out. Just need to add stuff about farms and greedy bankers.


and some pink houses.


Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2016 12:25 AM (+0EeU)

594 OK, if we are doing weird covers, I give you "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by The Benzedrine Monks of Santo Domonica.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JENWSdO7tI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:11 AM (oqkO3)


Ukulele version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KZjnFZvCNc

Posted by: The Ukulele Hat at September 03, 2016 12:26 AM (vBeA5)

595
and some pink houses.


Posted by: garrett

Shit, knew I was forgetting something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:26 AM (om6Aw)

596 The "Food Thread" needs three hours to breathe.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:26 AM (6gk0M)

597 timing belt
flat tires x3
radiator
oil changes
Clutch cylinder
washer fluid pump

Battery

2 vehicles

Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:20 AM (tIc/p)


Last few days, I have been making great progress on patching up a rusty '73 Super Beetle that I want to use as a cheap-on-fuel driver. Finished my structural welding on the body today, I did. Body was rusted right out at all four corners where it meets the floor pan. I cut pieces of steel to bridge the gaps, and welded them to both the body and floor pan. Inside the car and outside, all 4 corners, two layers. That "bolted on" body is now welded on, and will never come off the frame. Which is fine by me. I plan to use it until something expensive breaks, and then part it out, since it's really worth nothing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:27 AM (oqkO3)

598 I was so sick of We Built This City because of radio overplay, but I heard it tonight and it stands up pretty well as far as 80s songs go.

Try it with the local AM station putting their station ID jingle in the song. That's what I had to put up with living in the Bay Area when that pile 'o crap hit the airwaves.

As an aside, fvck you to hell, whoever at KFRC decided to do that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 03, 2016 12:27 AM (T/cxb)

599 The "Worst Songs of All Time" seem to have one thing in common: they are all amazingly effective earworms.

Posted by: TB at September 03, 2016 12:24 AM (UXEYz)


Not "We Built This City". It's just a totally shitty song with bad music and worse lyrics (what there are, at least). A truly awful song. Luckily, it's easy to forget once it's no longer playing. But while it's playing ... pure torture.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 03, 2016 12:27 AM (zc3Db)

600 thats what law school is for

Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:27 AM (tIc/p)

601 Be well all you Morons. I'm working this weekend, but get Monday off, that's cool.

As far as bad songs...you know Dennis DeYoung sucked on "Lady"...as did Whitney Houston on "I Will Always Love You".

Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2016 12:28 AM (o/90i)

602 Alberto Oil Peon,

Thanks for the tip on Holly Cole. Nice voice and good rendition of "I Can See Clearly Now"

Did you happen to scroll down the YouTube page and notice there was a video of Ray Charles doing a live performance of the same song? I don't know if it was "ironicially". BTW, I think it might be Gladys Knight who guides him to his piano:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJD4eyNjZZE


Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:29 AM (YEhNg)

603 G'Night, Farmer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM (6gk0M)

604 Ah. "Mood for a Day" came up on my iTunes. Steve Howe at his best. Kind of clears the ear worms very nicely.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM (om6Aw)

605 Madonna is Queen of the fucking earworms.

Always sneaks up on me in the grocery store or gas station.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM (+0EeU)

606 AOP

In Canada I used to do all the car repairs on the coldest days
down here just the opposite

Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM (tIc/p)

607 >>>Chess Thread -- 5 P.M. Eastern

D.I.Y. Home -- 6 P.M. Eastern

D.I.Y. Auto -- 7:30 P.M. Eastern
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:25 AM (6gk0M)<<<




"Chessticles" -- News and articles about chess.


"Let's Go Screw"


"Yankin' Yer Crank"

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 03, 2016 12:31 AM (H9MG5)

608 In Canada I used to do all the car repairs on the coldest days
down here just the opposite

Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM (tIc/p)


It was chilly here today. Yesterday, I was cursing my 300-Watt halogen worklight, because it was making me too hot. Today, I was glad to have its warmth on me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:33 AM (oqkO3)

609 Anytime I hear "Lady" nowadays I tjhink of the wedding scene in Old School.
Heh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2016 12:33 AM (89T5c)

610
I'd like to teach
the world to sing
in perfect harmony

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 10:32 PM (c+z1/)


I got a kick about how they used that in the "Mad Men" finale. Ol' Don gave up all his material goods and found spiritual redemption himself at some hippy/psych retreat place. Then the show ended with that hippy song being used in a commercial, which means he used his newfound "hippiness" to sell nutritionally useless, chemical laden beverages to the public.

Nothing against soda pop, I drink diet soda a lot, but I still wonder if the people who made that show understood that that hippy song's use in that commercial is a mockery of the hippy "we love the world" mentality. "Mad Men" was often clever enough that they probably realized they were doing that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:33 AM (+lVUW)

611 596 The "Food Thread" needs three hours to breathe.
Posted by: Slapweasel
---------------------
And another 30 minutes before you go back in the water!

Posted by: Mothers everywhere at September 03, 2016 12:33 AM (0jbUr)

612 Has anyone ever been able to distinguish any one Boston song from another? How about Chicago?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:35 AM (ZxmMG)

613 Slap, if you get the DIY thread assignment, let me know.

I'll send pics, some with sawdust, some after completion and cleanup.

Let's just say rebuilding a house after a hurricane (Ike, in my case) is an adventure in unintended remodeling.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2016 12:35 AM (v5iqM)

614 I rarely make it to The Pet Thread, (one of my favorites), anymore.

I always read it, but I'm never there for it.

I rarely make it to the food thread, (same as above), anymore.

Being busy "sucks", sometimes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:36 AM (6gk0M)

615 In Canada I used to do all the car repairs on the coldest days
down here just the opposite>>>

Cars tend to break at the temp extremes. And when it is most inconvenient. Almost like they hate us.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 03, 2016 12:36 AM (CDowr)

616 Did you happen to scroll down the YouTube page and notice there was a video of Ray Charles doing a live performance of the same song? I don't know if it was "ironicially". BTW, I think it might be Gladys Knight who guides him to his piano:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJD4eyNjZZE


Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:29 AM (YEhNg)


That's a pretty good rendition of the song, too. Got to love Brother Ray!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:37 AM (oqkO3)

617 >>>Cars tend to break at the temp extremes. And when it is most inconvenient. Almost like they hate us.


Posted by: Willy J. at September 03, 2016 12:36 AM (CDowr)<<<

Heh. Love bug, my ass.

Posted by: Herbie at September 03, 2016 12:38 AM (H9MG5)

618 >>>612 Has anyone ever been able to distinguish any one Boston song from another?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:35 AM (ZxmMG)<<<

Nope!

Posted by: Rockman (by Tom Scholz) at September 03, 2016 12:38 AM (jV8Mq)

619 I don't like Wildfire or most of his music, but he always had a pleasant rapport with his audience and came across as a likable guy.
He disappeared off the musical radar in the early eighties.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at September 03, 2016 12:23 AM

I remember Michael Murphy back in the day. Liked his music, was mellow, kinda country.

Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2016 12:38 AM (o/90i)

620 Actually, Make America Great Again, probably not. I mean, since the FBI is a collapsed institution, and there is no opposition party (effectively) any longer, we may never know if, in fact, Hillary and Co. were the least bit clever or prudent in their lawless behavior.


From what we do know, they didn't provide themselves the least bit of legal self-protection.


Just blatant, unbelievable, transparent violations of laws and basic procedures, in all directions. Flagrant, systematic. No cover stories or plausible rationales - nothing.


One reason the country is in such a disgraced, disfigured condition - arrogant shameless but not very bright people running rampant over laws and national interests, and yet close to being rewarded with the highest office in the land.


Anyone with perspective or understanding is well into pinch-yourself-is-this-really-happening territory

Posted by: rhomboid at September 03, 2016 12:41 AM (QDnY+)

621 Bad pop songs?

Just look up the top 100 hits from 1973 to 1978 and throw a dart, you'll hit one

My personal choice for worst song ever that was a hit has to be Elton John's Philadelphia Freedom - Not only is Elton's tone whiney and the melody 70s variety show bad, the instrumentation sounds like they retrieved rejected backing tracks from the dumpster and had a chimpanzee remix them. To top it off, the song was about Billie Jean King signing with the Philadelphia Freedom team of a pro tennis league that went bust in a year.

Besides that, Terry Jack's Season in the Sun would make you want to slit your wrists if you weren't already dying

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:41 AM (Ya7zs)

622 The Eagles were a little after my time for rock but even I heard some of the hits. For those who aren't fans, try listening with a good set of headphones. There is a lot more to the music, especially instrumentals, that I couldn't hear on the car radio. (I'm about 50 percent deaf. The headphones are a requirement so I can hear all the music.)

Posted by: JTB at September 03, 2016 12:42 AM (V+03K)

623 "Slap, if you get the DIY thread assignment, let me know.
I'll send pics, some with sawdust, some after completion and cleanup.
Let's just say rebuilding a house after a hurricane (Ike, in my case) is an adventure in unintended remodeling.
"
-Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2016 12:35 AM (v5iqM)

I take weekends to do jobs that others won't do, unfortunately.

...well, "unfortunately" for others and possibly The Horde.

Fortunate for myself because home owners want to see the pressure-washing process, mostly.

I'll not tell them the chemicals I use, but I'll give them pointers for washing decks and houses for themselves.

...I'm glad that they usually fail... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:42 AM (6gk0M)

624 ""Mad Men" was often clever enough that they probably realized they were doing that

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:33 AM (+lVUW)"

Oh yeah, nerdygirl, I saw that finale last year, and they knew what they were doing.

Speaking of AMC shows (and because of your "nerdygirl" name), have you seen this season's three episodes of "Halt and Catch Fire"? I was working in tech in Silicon Valley in the 80s so this show's move this year to SF and the Penninsula, along with the discussion of the tech really takes me back. In this week's episode, one of the coders attends a wild party in SF held by the CEO of the company. Playing in the background was Bowie's "Absolute Beginners" from 1986, so I believe that's when the episode is set. Since this season's "arc" is about early BBS services and is pre-internet, the title of the song holds two meanings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8NZa9wYZ_U

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:42 AM (YEhNg)

625 Worst decade of women's shoes in my opinion was the 90s with those hideous block heels that looked like Buster Brown school shoes. I was very happy to see the return of the stilettos

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:44 AM (Ya7zs)

626 Terry Jack's Season in the Sun

*sigh*

We had joy, we had fun
We went streaking in the sun
But the sun burned our balls
So we wore our overalls

*sniff* *dabs at eyes with tissue*

I honestly have no idea what the real lyrics might be...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2016 12:44 AM (om6Aw)

627 G'Night, Farmer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:30 AM

Be well Slap and all you reprobates.

Posted by: Farmer at September 03, 2016 12:45 AM (o/90i)

628 I used to hate the song "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight" but I got to be ok with it after it stopped getting overplayed

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:47 AM (Ya7zs)

629 Car people, earlier this week my ABS light came on and when I went in for an oil change today, they told me the ABS wire is cut. Is that something I need to take of immediately? They didn't know- they just recommended a certain full service place.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:47 AM (P8951)

630 I have to agree with you there. High school sucked.
Was definitely not the "best times". Everything was better after high
school, including the sucky times

Posted by: cfomahm at September 02, 2016 11:37 PM (RfzVr)


Agreed. It was like 4 years of being in prison, as far as I'm concerned. Hardly learned anything, most of it was just trying to avoid assholes and failing.

Could not agree with you more. The thing that got me through high school? Metal. Lots and lots of metal. The best part was that I was not a stereotypical headbanger so that threw the sheeple students for a loop. Rode the bus to school beginning and ending the day with Metallica, Slayer, Queensryche, G'n'R, among others.
I see high school as nothing more than a form of initiation. Our parents did it so WE had to. Haven't been to one reunion and will not ever attend one.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at September 03, 2016 12:48 AM (aGsag)

631 We had Joy, we had fun,
We had Seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song
Like the Seasons had all gone...

Song still creeps me out a little.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:48 AM (6gk0M)

632 Has anyone mentioned "Vincent" by Don McLean, pretty bad

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 03, 2016 12:49 AM (dULJN)

633 One of the worst songs in the history of man is "Ebony & Ivory." Or pretty much anything by that group. Blech.

And what difference is there between songs recorded by Journey?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 03, 2016 12:49 AM (GzDYP)

634 It's funny how time can change your opinion or perception of a song.

I hated Collective Soul's The World I Know when it was popular but I actually like it now if it comes on the radio

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:49 AM (Ya7zs)

635 Is that something I need to take of immediately? They didn't know- they just recommended a certain full service place.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&
------------

As soon as reasonably possible. Remember, ABS is a fairly recent thing. It rarely plays a part except during panic braking. If they are correct, and it is just a broken wire, the repair should not be expensive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:50 AM (ZxmMG)

636 619 .. Michael Martin Murphy stopped doing pop songs a long time ago. Since then he's been recording classic cowboy and western songs. I have several of his cowboy albums and they are great. I like the western songs better than his top 40 stuff.

Posted by: JTB at September 03, 2016 12:50 AM (V+03K)

637 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

Saw the touring show of Wicked for the second time tonight. It's actually an incredibly anti-Progressive story. How the usually fanstical leftists of the theatre world keep letting it be shown is beyond me.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:51 AM (gVpIT)

638 Slap, bummer, but I understand. Still, you'd rock a DIY thread, I've no doubt.

Alas, the evening for me, wanes.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2016 12:51 AM (v5iqM)

639 *fanatical*

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (gVpIT)

640 "Honey I miss you, and I'm being good,
and I'd love to be with you, if only I could..."

At least that song has the redeeming quality of being hilariously funny, if you sing it with a bunch of people when everyone's drunk.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (P8951)

641 "It's funny how time can change your opinion or perception of a song.

I hated Collective Soul's The World I Know when it was popular but I actually like it now if it comes on the radio.
"
-Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:49 AM (Ya7zs)

I always loved that tune. It still reminds me that I didn't kill myself while being a business owner!

...only half-kidding!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (6gk0M)

642 Good night Jim!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (gVpIT)

643 Worst song: The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia

Posted by: sinalco at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (yODqO)

644 Madonna doing American Pie, that has to rank up there, horrid

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (dULJN)

645 G'Night, Jim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (6gk0M)

646 I enjoyed the shoe video. There were some sweet shoes in the 20's and 30's. The decade with the ugliest shoes was the 70's.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:09 AM (P8951)


Donna, if you're still there. I watch old movies from the thirties on TCM. The clothing and hair styles were incredible.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:53 AM (+lVUW)

647 OK, I haven't read all of the comments, but from what I've read you guys have missed one of the most overplayed and nauseating songs ever. "Bye Bye Miss American Pie" by Don McLean. An eight minute song that as soon as I started doing karaoke, I removed from the playlist. I also removed Freebird. It was a good song, it was just so overplayed that it became annoying. There's a lot of good songs out there, I just think that we hate them because the stations we listened to just couldn't help but play them five times an hour.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 12:53 AM (9iR5/)

648 I am woman hear me roar..

Posted by: Helen Reddy at September 03, 2016 12:53 AM (ZxmMG)

649 Howdy, Conservative Crank!!!

How's life treating you, Good Sir?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (6gk0M)

650 Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:53 AM (+lVUW)

Yeah, I love those clothes.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (P8951)

651 I have no hate for Sammy Davis Jr in general but the Candy Man song sucked.

Late entry so lots of more putrid ones to pick from.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (CDowr)

652 AbS

If the lights on the abs won't work but it will still stop just about the same, need to fix/ splice wire to brake on one of the wheels probably just a 2 conductor wire

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (tIc/p)

653 Gilbert O'Sullivan's Alone Again, Naturally still gives me an urge to nuke Ireland

Then I play something from The Cranberries and all is forgiven


Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (Ya7zs)

654 Fashion was just better in my grandparents' time, methinks. Geena Davis in League of Their Own? Very hot in the dresses of the time. And of course, Bergman in Casablanca *drools*

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:55 AM (gVpIT)

655 644 Madonna doing American Pie, that has to rank up there, horrid
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 03, 2016 12:52 AM (dULJN)

I never heard that. I never want to.

Some things are best left unheard.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:55 AM (P8951)

656 Car people, earlier this week my ABS light came on and when I went in for an oil change today, they told me the ABS wire is cut. Is that something I need to take of immediately? They didn't know- they just recommended a certain full service place.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:47 AM (P8951)


ABS relies upon sensors, now usually on all four wheels, that sense the speed of wheel rotation. The ABS computer compares the speed of all four wheels, and acts to relieve brake pressure on any wheel it "sees" to stop turning. Without the sensors, the system is "blind".


You might be able to splice the wire, but a proper repair would entail replacing the sensor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 12:55 AM (oqkO3)

657 Wait, wait...

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down..

*click, BANG*

Posted by: Helen Reddy at September 03, 2016 12:56 AM (ZxmMG)

658 I never liked Atlantis and I don't wanna talk about shoes

Posted by: Billy Batts at September 03, 2016 12:56 AM (Ya7zs)

659 Slap, I'm good. Son of Crank is often mistaken for a 3 year old at parks by size, dexterity and bravery. He just turned 26 months. I'm one proud Dad.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:56 AM (gVpIT)

660 "Woman is the N**ger of the World" is pretty damn bad. John going all Women's Lib. I blame Yoko - of course.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:57 AM (P8951)

661
"Has anyone ever been able to distinguish any one Boston song from another? How about Chicago?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 12:35 AM (ZxmMG)"
Many of Boston's songs do have a similar sound. Heck, listen to the "Walk On" medley from 1994's album of the same name (the fourth album) starting at about 2 minutes in, and you'll immediately recognize it as Boston:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPivUJj8STIOTOH, the fifth album, 2002's Corporate America has a somewhat different sound, and even uses a female lead singer on a few songs.I liked Chicago's early jazz fusion stuff, probably because I played trombone in high school. Liked Tower of Power for the same reason.
Now, here's an interesting question for the group:Journey: Pre-Steve Perry, with-Steve Perry, or both?

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 12:57 AM (YEhNg)

662 I dunno, I kind of liked Happiness is a warm gun, bang bang shoot shoot.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 12:57 AM (9iR5/)

663 God Bless you, CC!!!

That's great!

Continued prayers and well-wishes, brother!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 12:58 AM (6gk0M)

664 Thanks for the car advice. I'll ask around regarding a decent garage to take it to.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 12:58 AM (P8951)

665 Oh which moron is running SWOHMoMe? I don't recognize the nic.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:58 AM (gVpIT)

666 Remember Bobby Goldsboro's Honey, I Miss You ?

It was kind of like The Christmas Shoes year round

No wonder 1968 was so violent

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:59 AM (Ya7zs)

667 Dolores Oriordan or however you spell it from the Cranberries does a Wonderful acoustic version of "Linger" that is much more powerful than the radio version.

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 03, 2016 12:59 AM (dULJN)

668 >>>I hated Collective Soul's The World I Know when it was popular but I actually like it now if it comes on the radio."

-Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 12:49 AM (Ya7zs)<<<




No, not really a good song.



Also detestable... Silverchair's Tomorrow.

Posted by: fat boy at September 03, 2016 12:59 AM (H9MG5)

669 Mambo No. 5

Posted by: Time to run and hide at September 03, 2016 12:59 AM (geNHc)

670 Thanks Slap, I'll take them. Feeling burned out at work sometimes. I think 50 hours a week in the ER is like 80 hours a week at most other jobs. Love my staff though, and they like me. They sent me selfies of them flipping the bird for me missing my usual work weekend tonight, it's how we say "miss you" there.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:01 AM (gVpIT)

671 I hated Chumbawumba's Tub Thumping in 1997 and I still hate it.

The band was a one hit wonder comprised of Scottish communists. After they chanted "Free Mumia" on Letterman I rejoiced in their quick decline

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:01 AM (Ya7zs)

672 The easy part is to detract from others' songs. It is a small form of bravery, (on any blog), to proclaim your love for Cyndi Lauper.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (6gk0M)

673 Trump poisoned me before the first debate!

[Seriously, and I don't know how serious she was, she wondered if Trump had something put in her coffee that morning.]

Posted by: Megyn at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (DW+jj)

674 You might be able to splice the wire, but a proper repair would entail replacing the sensor.>>>

Since I grew up without ABS when one of my cars had that problem I just cut the other side. Without the sensors the brakes revert back to being old timey brakes.

Maybe not good advice if you feel you need ABS to drive safe.

Posted by: Willy J. at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (CDowr)

675 The biggest problem with music today are the music companies. With rap, it's all kill cops, bitches is hoes, buy my drugs. With R and B it's pretty much we been downtrodden by everyone since forever. With country, it might just as well be bubblegum pop. It's all so formulaic now to appeal to basically 14 to 18 year old audiences. Those are the ones with the most money to buy music. Why do you think that Justin "just fuck me running" Beiber is such a hit.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (9iR5/)

676 Wondering about semantics. Isn't "confidential" simply one level of classification. As in "classified confidential". So something classified confidential is classified... Confidential.

Posted by: John at September 03, 2016 01:03 AM (InuSz)

677 If the lights on the abs won't work but it will still stop just about the same, need to fix/ splice wire to brake on one of the wheels probably just a 2 conductor wire

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 12:54 AM (tIc/p)


The ABS on my '97 failed in a weird fashion. It would spontaneously apply the brakes randomly. Quite disconcerting. I pulled the fuse out, and do without it. Truck still stops fine. But then I learned to drive in vehicles without ABS, and learned how to pump the pedal when stopping in slippery conditions.


But I would not recommend to someone I do not know, that they simply disable ABS, because I don't their driving experience, or that of any other family members that might use the vehicle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:03 AM (oqkO3)

678 Walk Like an Egyptian had the hottest video for such a bad song.

Susanna Hoffs looked like she was fellating the mike

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:04 AM (Ya7zs)

679 It's all so formulaic now to appeal to basically 14
to 18 year old audiences. Those are the ones with the most money to buy
music. Why do you think that Justin "just fuck me running" Beiber is
such a hit.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (9iR5/)


I think you have just pointed out why I have been drawn to klezmir and Polish pop recently.
It still has balls.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2016 01:05 AM (e9hKK)

680
Earworm, good description

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 01:05 AM (tIc/p)

681 I do like most of their songs, but so much of Zepplin is overrated. Never cared for Kashmir.

Also vastly prefer the Stones to the Beatles. I think "Twist and Shout" is my favorite record of theirs. I do love lots of covers of their songs, especially Cocker's rendition of "With a Little Help From My Friends"

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:05 AM (gVpIT)

682 It is a small form of bravery, (on any blog), to proclaim your love for Cyndi Lauper.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (6gk0M)


Vibes is a great movie. It really is.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 03, 2016 01:07 AM (zc3Db)

683 4 Non Blondes 1993 screechy What's Up is so bad on so many levels that Ace once did a deconstruction of it.

And I said heyyy yayyy yayy yayy, hey,yayy,yayy,
I said hey, who gives a fuck

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:07 AM (Ya7zs)

684 "The easy part is to detract from others' songs. It is a small form of
bravery, (on any blog), to proclaim your love for Cyndi Lauper."


I like her version of "I Drove All Night" almost as much as I like Roy Orbison's

Lauper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y1TZXc5DiY

Orbison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5N9IHqqGcA


Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 01:07 AM (YEhNg)

685 We Built This City is a long way from Won't You Try/Saturday Afternoon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2016 01:08 AM (IqV8l)

686 "Thanks Slap, I'll take them. Feeling burned out at work sometimes. I think 50 hours a week in the ER is like 80 hours a week at most other jobs. Love my staff though, and they like me. They sent me selfies of them flipping the bird for me missing my usual work weekend tonight, it's how we say "miss you" there."
-Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:01 AM (gVpIT)

I get that; and I've felt like "I knew you before", since I joined this blog. You are one of my favorite people here and I'll continue to pray for your family.

I'll not bring-up C.C. Familiar sub-culture, lest you make it a topic, amigo.

Right now, I'll just pray for you and wish you the best with the saving of lives.

*flips you the bird*

...continued blessings.

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:09 AM (6gk0M)

687 Cyndi Lauper? I hear she bop.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 01:09 AM (DW+jj)

688 Horrible songs: anything by Donovan. He makes Bob Dylan (good composer, terrible voice) sound like Andy Williams.

Posted by: JTB at September 03, 2016 01:10 AM (V+03K)

689 683: kbdabear; See post #306 for my insightful commentary on that song.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 01:11 AM (20X6f)

690
so much of Zepplin is overrated. Never cared for Kashmir.

Try the Dread Zeppelin version.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2016 01:12 AM (IqV8l)

691 637 Con Crank

Hey CC! Any chance you can make this year's MoMe?

Posted by: ibguy at September 03, 2016 01:12 AM (vUcdz)

692 Slap, I'll take the plunge with you. For all that I hate about her, I love Madonna's "Like A Prayer."

Also really enjoy more than I should several Indigo Girl sings, particularly "Galileo" and "Closer to Fine".

And I love Springsteen, particularly early stuff through Born in the USA (album)--Darlington County is a fun highway song. Someone here once linked to a piece about how while Bruce is a horrible liberal, his songs typically extol conservative values (like consequences for your actions(

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (gVpIT)

693 Reno_Dave,

I haven't watched that show at all. Maybe I'll find a way to catch up.
I missed the first season of Mad Men, but my sister in law told me to watch it. Her father had been in advertising and she said that from what he told her it was just like that. She was studying art in college and wanted to be a commercial artist, which meant advertising. He talked her out of going into it.
And he told her that most men in advertising ended up alcoholics.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (+lVUW)

694 Horrible songs: anything by Donovan. He makes Bob Dylan (good composer, terrible voice) sound like Andy Williams.
Posted by: JTB
---------

They call me mellow yellow...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (9mTYi)

695 I love Cyndi Lauper.

I'd "hit that" out of graciousness for those tunes.

It remains to be seen if a (C)ertified (L)esbian would return the favor.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (6gk0M)

696 "Donna, if you're still there. I watch old movies from the thirties on TCM. The clothing and hair styles were incredible.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 03, 2016 12:53 AM (+lVUW"
I'm going through a phase where I'm constantly DVRing movies on TCM. If I lived in the era of the 30's and 40's I'd have been completely smitten with Olivia De Havilland (she just turned 100), Hedy Lamarr, Lauren Bacall and Ginger Rogers.
Oh, yeah, and Lucille Ball was a babe.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (YEhNg)

697 I just saw The Village People on a commercial

Besides Jimmy Carter, the late 70s was also the height of Disco's popularity

Now you know why drugs were so prevalent then

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:14 AM (Ya7zs)

698 Got on some ice one night, hit the brakes, wondered what the buzzing was, used car, didn't know it had abs,, couldn't stop anyway coming up to tee intersection, driver coming from the right side realized I was not stopping and stopped himself, I white knuckled into a left turn past the stop sign at 20 mph. If I hadnt turned I would have been 30 feet into a field.
Reminds me of Duluth, the car going downhill has the right of way.

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 01:15 AM (tIc/p)

699 I'm gonna try ibguy. Saw the name and post on sidebar, just don't know if I know the moron behind the nic.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:15 AM (gVpIT)

700 I like "Closer I am to Fine". The guitar was a fast-paced strum-fest.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:15 AM (6gk0M)

701 665 CC

"recognize the name"

Same guy, shoot me an email and I'll explain.

Posted by: ibguy at September 03, 2016 01:15 AM (vUcdz)

702 Isn't "confidential" simply one level of classification. As in "classified confidential". So something classified confidential is classified... Confidential.

(C)onfusing! Now I have to go potty...

Posted by: Hillary! at September 03, 2016 01:15 AM (RrDm2)

703 I recall the first time that I heard 'Me and Bobby McGee' sung by Kris Kristopherson. I thought it was Ernest Tubb.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2016 01:16 AM (9mTYi)

704 John, classified information goes as follows:
Confidential
Secret
Top Secret
Special Access Program.
None are for general dissemination. A communication labeled Confidential may only be Confidential because it mentions the name of a Classified project.
Secret may give more information of that Classified project, such that it could affect National Security.
Top Secret may have information that is so sensitive that not only do you not want an enemy having that information, you have to protect it from your own people to keep that information from becoming common knowledge.
Special Access Program is information that is only available to the heads of restricted government agencies, such as FBI, Homeland, President, Vice President, SoS, and Justice plus their direct deputies. In other words, only about forty or fifty people have access to this information. It is information so sensitive that it could take us to war, and lose us that war if foreign enemies have access to that information.
As far as Secret, Top Secret information goes, there are different levels. It is all base on YOUR NEED TO KNOW!
Several e-mail threads on Her Heinousness's server had SAP information on it.
Why she wasn't charged is a mystery to me. I would be sitting in Leavenworth.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:16 AM (9iR5/)

705 This is my Fight Song
I bought the rights song

Posted by: Queen Hillary at September 03, 2016 01:17 AM (Ya7zs)

706 Well then, let me hie to my email and get added to this year's list!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:17 AM (gVpIT)

707 Nerdygild: "And he told her that most men in advertising ended up alcoholics."

I can believe it, what with the three martini lunches, the pressure of deadlines, a bar in your office and a "bar car" attached to the train home to Connecticut.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 01:17 AM (YEhNg)

708
696
Wait for it.....
Hedley!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 03, 2016 01:18 AM (FtrY1)

709 As far as Secret, Top Secret information goes, there are different levels. It is all base on YOUR NEED TO KNOW!
------------

And Clearance, which I doubt that some of Hill's cronies had. Say, her lawyers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (9mTYi)

710 Shoot it's off the sidebar. It's swohmome at g mail dot com, right?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (gVpIT)

711 OK, here's a dumb question - when did people start using car seats? I ask because I don't remember my parents ever owning, or seeing babies in car seats when I was a kid and yet they had to have something to strap the baby in. I know that baby boomer toddlers were just put in the back seat - we weren't even told to put on lap belts.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (P8951)

712 I do like most of their songs, but so much of Zepplin is overrated. Never cared for Kashmir.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:05 AM (gVpIT)


Always thought that Kashmir was one of their best songs...

Posted by: The Led Hat at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (vBeA5)

713 Call Me Maybe is what you get when an lingerie model who can't sing tests the limits of Autotune

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (Ya7zs)

714 Hah, another one of those (C)'s. You know what that means, Huma... time for cunnilingus! Trust me, I learned it in security class.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (RrDm2)

715 "I just saw The Village People on a commercial
Besides Jimmy Carter, the late 70s was also the height of Disco's popularity
Now you know why drugs were so prevalent then.
"
-Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:14 AM (Ya7zs)

I was nine when I saw "You Can't Stop the Music". My Dad took me, my six-year-old Brother and my ten-year-old cousin to the theater.

Nobody told any of us that they were going to flop penises around... lol.

To this day, I have never asked my seventy-three year-old Father what he was thinking! ...lol.

He was so innocent!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (6gk0M)

716 >>>Horrible songs: anything by Donovan. He makes Bob Dylan (good composer, terrible voice) sound like Andy Williams.

Posted by: JTB at September 03, 2016 01:10 AM (V+03K)<<<

What?!

Posted by: The Witch, who's almost in Season at September 03, 2016 01:20 AM (H9MG5)

717 703: I thought it was Ernest Tubb.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.



Which reminds me, I haven't listened to Will The Circle Be Unbroken by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band in a while.

https://youtu.be/L0oNsisjTZc

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 01:20 AM (20X6f)

718 Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 01:13 AM (YEhNg)

Gorgeous ladies in those old '30's films. And they weren't yapping about politics either.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:21 AM (P8951)

719
637 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

Saw the touring show of Wicked for the second time tonight. It's actually an incredibly anti-Progressive story. How the usually fanstical leftists of the theatre world keep letting it be shown is beyond me.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 12:51 AM (gVpIT)



They're too stupid to realize it. Too bad most of the public is too

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2016 01:21 AM (63I6P)

720 OK, here's a dumb question - when did people start using car seats? I ask because I don't remember my parents ever owning, or seeing babies in car seats when I was a kid and yet they had to have something to strap the baby in. I know that baby boomer toddlers were just put in the back seat - we weren't even told to put on lap belts.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:19 AM (P8951)


I think it was in the 1970's, when the Boomer Generation started having kids. They were the first to do so, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:24 AM (oqkO3)

721 Comey said that he didn't charge Shrillary because they could not prove "Intent". I don't understand how he could say that. Her entire "Intent" was to hide information from the government and people of the United States. And it was as clear as the nose on your face.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:24 AM (9iR5/)

722
They call me mellow yellow...
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Quite rightly

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2016 01:24 AM (IqV8l)

723 Beach Baby from 1974 by First Choice was an atrocity attempting to latch on to the rebirth of the Beach Boys popularity

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:24 AM (Ya7zs)

724 1974 also brought us the hideous The Night Chicago Died

Those of you born after 1974 should thank God that you were not yet born to be tortured with that several times a day

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:25 AM (Ya7zs)

725 672 The easy part is to detract from others' songs. It is a small form of bravery, (on any blog), to proclaim your love for Cyndi Lauper.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:02 AM (6gk0M)

++++

There's one song of her's I like, a John Lennon cover.
Working Class Hero
https://youtu.be/LrwsUur6SfE


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 03, 2016 01:26 AM (R+30W)

726 I think my dog has a belly ache. Didn't eat her supper. She's moping in the corner of the room here, and didn't even touch a spoonful of ice cream I put down in front of her nose. Anyone have any suggestions?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:26 AM (oqkO3)

727 "I think it was in the 1970's, when the Boomer Generation started having kids. They were the first to do so, you know."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:24 AM (oqkO3)

*HAH!*

I was born in '71 and I never saw a Child Car Seat until the late Eighties.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:27 AM (6gk0M)

728 Hey Buzzion's ghost.

Seriously though, they have Glenda up there doing her best "All is Well!" at the beginning of the second act, and I thought that this was the best anti-Hillary, anti-Wilson, anti-totalitarian piece of entertainment I've had the pleasure of paying for.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:27 AM (gVpIT)

729 Mike H., and Old Blue - yes, this situation is so ridiculous it's stranger than fiction.


I recall the State inspector general's office had some trouble doing their investigation - because *they* lacked the proper clearances!


And I believe it's publicly known that completely non-cleared people - Hillary's legal team - had possession of lots of classified info. I believe these people are also the ones who reported certain mobile devices had disappeared (these devices clearly of potential interest to the security investigation).


Any one of the DOZENS of serious, systematic, willful violations of security laws and procedures that are known to have occurred, had they been committed by any normal person - or any GOP office-holder or aide - would have led to a media firestorm and legal hurricane resulting in arrests or resignations (and disappearance from public life) in a few weeks.


You might say we've been there for a while, but the country at this point deserves whatever it gets for permitting this to happen. We're off the charts.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 03, 2016 01:28 AM (QDnY+)

730 Cyndi Lauper did a bunch of terrific songs. She had a fine voice, too.

Posted by: otho at September 03, 2016 01:28 AM (lmIoG)

731 AOP, has she pooped lately? Could she be constipated? Have you checked her teeth to see if she has a bad one? I don't know, just spitballing here.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:30 AM (9iR5/)

732 Cyndi Lauper did a bunch of terrific songs. She had a fine voice, too.
Posted by: otho


I've tried learning the acoustic tab for 'True colors'. Let's just say it's not a beginner song.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2016 01:32 AM (V3IFq)

733 rhomboid, we're through the looking glass here. A US Navy sailor who took a half dozen pictures in a restricted area on a nuke sub, and then destroyed them was just sentenced to a year in jail for even possessing them. And the bitch walks.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:33 AM (9iR5/)

734 AOP, has she pooped lately? Could she be constipated? Have you checked her teeth to see if she has a bad one? I don't know, just spitballing here.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:30 AM (9iR5/)


Pretty certain it's not a tooth, since she was at the vet less than 2 weeks ago for her shots, and a checkup. As for pooping, she spends the day outside, and poops on her own schedule, so I don't know when she last did it. Two-three days ago, I happened to see her do it, so if she is constipated, it's for 2 days at most.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:34 AM (oqkO3)

735 "I think my dog has a belly ache. Didn't eat her supper. She's moping in the corner of the room here, and didn't even touch a spoonful of ice cream I put down in front of her nose. Anyone have any suggestions?"
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:26 AM (oqkO3)

Observe her for awhile to make sure she doesn't have an obstruction in her digestive tract.

You'll know if a doctor is needed if she doesn't go potty, as routine, tomorrow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:35 AM (6gk0M)

736 so if she is constipated, it's for 2 days at most.
-----------------------------
That could do it. She might be clogged up. I don't know, I'm not a vet. Like I said I'm just spitballing here.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:37 AM (9iR5/)

737 goodnight All

Posted by: Bill, sometimes bill from Canada at September 03, 2016 01:37 AM (tIc/p)

738 AOP--obviously not common, but one of our dogs started ignoring his food this past winter. He's the emo of the pack, so at first we didn't think to much of it, but after a few days we got to worrying. Fortunately our vet was on the ball and noted Acute changes in electrolytes, diagnosed him with Addison's disease. If it's been a few days and is acting lazy, that might be it.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:38 AM (gVpIT)

739 Observe her for awhile to make sure she doesn't have an obstruction in her digestive tract.

You'll know if a doctor is needed if she doesn't go potty, as routine, tomorrow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:35 AM (6gk0M)


Good plan. If she's not back up to speed tomorrow morning, I will take her to the vet; I think they are open Saturday here. Need be, I'll haul her to the emergency vet clinic in Calgary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:38 AM (oqkO3)

740 8 You're doing the last and kindest thing you can do for your cat. Deb and I know what you are going through.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 03, 2016 01:39 AM (Kucy5)

741 If you don't know your dog's "routine", then I suggest cleaning the yard, so as to see if she does her business tomorrow.

-Bring a flashlight, a can/bag and a sense of determination.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:39 AM (6gk0M)

742 710 CC

No, just mail.com:

swohmome@mail.com

Posted by: ibguy at September 03, 2016 01:40 AM (vUcdz)

743 Night all.

Here is proof that the '90's were an absolute nadir in music, with the worst song ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAzqBUNlCs

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 03, 2016 01:40 AM (vBeA5)

744 I didn't even know that Ace was live-snarking Now You See Me 2 in the thread below.

News to me, the trailer that promises that this movie is witless garbage.

Also not known, there was a movie called Now You See Me 1.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2016 01:40 AM (VdICR)

745 I should mention that with regular steroid injections and daily oral steroids, our dog is back to normal. He usually feels so good after injections that he celebrated by killing and eating one of the hens. Haven't lost a single chicken to wild animals in 3 years. That dog has killed at least 5 in the past 6 months, have to make sure they're all locked up if he's out.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:41 AM (gVpIT)

746 If you don't know your dog's "routine", then I suggest cleaning the yard, so as to see if she does her business tomorrow.

-Bring a flashlight, a can/bag and a sense of determination.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:39 AM (6gk0M)


Heh. I'm on three acres, and she has the run of the place, so where and when she poops is a mystery. Mostly in the morning, but exactly when is her business. But I will try to keep her in sight when I let her out tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:42 AM (oqkO3)

747 G'Night, Hat.

Screw You.

Ween is cool and I'm here to make sure it is so.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:42 AM (6gk0M)

748 AOP - See if she'll take a walk. Go with her, of course. If she's reluctant to go at all, or if she strains at anything while out, it's off to the Vet tomorrow.

My 2 cents. The disinterest in the ice cream obviously is not good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 01:43 AM (9mTYi)

749 I warned you I might be back. Took a long time to catch up on some 300 comments, but I did it. But, now it's time to check out. Got to take the car in early tomorrow to replace the bald tires so we can travel to Tulsa to see Blazing Saddles on the big screen. Maybe.

***!***

Captain James Tiberius Kirk #535: "A girl. With kaleidoscope. Eyes."

Still not as bad as Mae West's "Light My Fire." Nobody mentioned that? Nor Spock's Hobbit song? Who are you people?

garrett: [ij]502 >>Whipping Post is the best song ever performed.

The Zappa Version, sure.

Thanks for that. Downloaded a version off YouTube.

***!***

(Assumes Shatnerian voice And so, on. And so, forth.

(Assumes Gracie Allen voice Good night, Gracies!

Unless I think of something else to say.

Posted by: mindful webworker - warning: don't click here at September 03, 2016 01:44 AM (NuA1h)

750 I detest almost every duet, but Elton John & Kiki Dee's 1976 variety show level awful Don't Go Breaking My Heart should have inspired Congressional action to outlaw pop duets

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:45 AM (Ya7zs)

751 Dear Lord...

I need to be...

"The Slap-Whisperer"

Dog cannot keel cheeken. Dog also cannot run far to hunt without Pack Leader.

You are Pack Leader.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:46 AM (6gk0M)

752 Steriods make dogs and humans ravenous

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2016 01:47 AM (nl2r8)

753

Heh. I'm on three acres, and she has the run of the place, so where and when she poops is a mystery. Mostly in the morning, but exactly when is her business. But I will try to keep her in sight when I let her out tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------
I'm in the see boat. Except with a small dog and one acre (with downed fence panels, so he walks around when he wants).
He has his own door, so comes and goes as he pleases. If he has a "spot" I wouldn't know where it is.

But I find that if I take him for a decent walk, he'll poop at least once somewhere along the line.

Posted by: Mothers everywhere at September 03, 2016 01:47 AM (0jbUr)

754 AOP - See if she'll take a walk. Go with her, of course. If she's reluctant to go at all, or if she strains at anything while out, it's off to the Vet tomorrow.

My 2 cents. The disinterest in the ice cream obviously is not good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 01:43 AM (9mTYi)


Good idea. I am going to be hitting the sack pretty soon, so I will take her outside for a spell before retiring.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:49 AM (oqkO3)

755 ..."My 2 cents. The disinterest in the ice cream obviously is not good."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 01:43 AM (9mTYi)

I agree. Best idea, yet. Walk with the dog after feeding it some fruit. Strawberries are good, but the leaves are a natural laxative.

...whole strawberries.

*Pro Tip*

Keep tops of strawberries handy, so as to make a tea, if you are constipated.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:50 AM (6gk0M)

756 Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:25 AM (Ya7zs)

"Billy, Don't be a Hero"

"Run, Joey, Run"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:50 AM (P8951)

757 To that dog, Mrs. Crank is pack leader. She literally nursed him with a bottle when we rescued him.

Now our St. Bernard puppy, at a year old and about 150 pounds, almost caught a blue heron on our property this week. That boy can flat out sprint like no dog that big I've seen before.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:51 AM (gVpIT)

758 mindful webworker, I always like "Jessica". Had a band that played in my bar that could do that note for note and every time the crowd went wild.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 01:51 AM (9iR5/)

759 *Pro Tip*

Keep tops of strawberries handy, so as to make a tea, if you are constipated.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:50 AM (6gk0M)


They used to sell "Dr.Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberries" which was fruit pectin, I think, as a remedy for the opposing condition.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:53 AM (oqkO3)

760 I had seen Richard Harris in many movies before I ever heard him sing. He is charming in The Count of Monte Cristo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2016 01:53 AM (VdICR)

761 Ween is Cool:

"Ocean Man":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 01:54 AM (6gk0M)

762 Hey looks like I was already on mail list from past years. I shot you a reply ibguy.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 03, 2016 01:55 AM (gVpIT)

763 I heard "Angie,Baby" by Helen Reddy on the radio last week. I don't think I had heard it since the 70's.

Now there's a weird song. Crazy teen girl with fantasy lovers. Neighbor boy peeks in her bedroom window and has the hots for her - shows up at her door "with evil on his mind." She takes him into the bedroom, and what? Somehow keeps him as a sex slave. Everyone thinks he's died.

Lots of teen boys would love to be some chick's sex slave, but sheesh, how could you possibly keep him in your bedroom with nobody knowing? Teen boys eat 3 times their weight in groceries every day.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:57 AM (P8951)

764 Starsky & Hutch star David Soul had a hit record in 1976 called Don't Give Up On Us Baby

"Don't give up on the day job, Dave"

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:57 AM (Ya7zs)

765 We should have known America was on a downward slide when Disco Duck became a hit.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:58 AM (P8951)

766 "Don't give up on the day job, Dave"

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 01:57 AM (Ya7zs)


What about Lorne Greene, and the "Ballad of Ringo"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:59 AM (oqkO3)

767 Lorne Greene sang a song about the Beatles' drummer?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:00 AM (P8951)

768 Hey, no hate for us?

Posted by: Bay City Rollers at September 03, 2016 02:00 AM (Ya7zs)

769 "We should have known America was on a downward slide when Disco Duck became a hit."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 01:58 AM (P8951)

We had a second warning when "Pac-Man Fever" was "a thing".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:00 AM (6gk0M)

770
I had seen Richard Harris in many movies before I ever heard him sing.

He left a cake out in the rain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2016 02:02 AM (IqV8l)

771 764 Starsky & Hutch star David Soul had a hit record in 1976 called Don't Give Up On Us Baby

"Don't give up on the day job, Dave"
Posted by: kbdabear
-----------------------
And, in other useless fact i somehow remember, Starsky directed The Running Man.
Also, The Cutting Edge (among others).

Posted by: Chi at September 03, 2016 02:02 AM (0jbUr)

772 Ween covers "Purple Rain""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuHoQ5yYlbI

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:03 AM (6gk0M)

773 Wasn't David Soul on the original Star Trek?

Posted by: otho at September 03, 2016 02:03 AM (lmIoG)

774 More evidence on how awful 1974 was, Bobby Vinton had a hit with My Melody of Love which he sang half in Polish. First pop song I think to suck that badly in two languages.

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:04 AM (Ya7zs)

775 When I was a kid, I thought it tremendously funny that some guy sang a song about a cake left in the rain.

Who the hell leaves a cake in the rain? Especially one made from scratch. It starts to drizzle, you grab that sucker and run inside and eat it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:05 AM (P8951)

776 The great paradox: the most hated songs had to first become hits before the world could appreciate their awfulness.

Suggesting the music industry is a long ongoing practical joke.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:07 AM (IdCqF)

777 Wasn't David Soul on the original Star Trek?

IMDB thinks he was.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 03, 2016 02:07 AM (T/cxb)

778 That slave in the bedroom thing reminds of some movie I saw way back, likely in the late 70s. Some creepy teenaged boy either rapes and/or kills some girl. He lives with his mother, no father. She hides him by boarding up a room in the house, covering up the door, and making it look like a wall or shelves or something.

Anyway, there he lives in hiding for a while, when mama has to go to the hospital for some routine procedure. She dies there.

The house is sold, with junior still living in his secret room. He terrorizes the neighbors and the family living in the house.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:07 AM (DW+jj)

779 #775

And why the hell was the recipe so elusive? Was it like a DandD spell that erases itself from the caster's mind as he uses it?

Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:08 AM (IdCqF)

780 Ween, "The Blarney Stone":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5f_ZyLhnmg

Get off my ass
You wee-bitty fuck
If I pull out the claymore
You're shit-outta-luck

Who's that girl?
That pretty young thing?
After I fuck 'er,
She'll get up and sing!

Ay!-Yay-Yay...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:08 AM (6gk0M)

781 IMDB thinks he was.




Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 03, 2016 02:07 AM

Yeah, I saw him in an episode back in the day and thought "Is that David Soul?""... according to the credits at the end of the ep, it was. Didn't know for sure if it was him or someone else with the same name.

Posted by: otho at September 03, 2016 02:09 AM (lmIoG)

782 Worst songs?

American Woman

Cocaine

Posted by: Soona at September 03, 2016 02:09 AM (oJJos)

783 He was one of the Space Hippies.

People are still cringing from that episode. I was three years old and knew this was a misfire.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:09 AM (IdCqF)

784 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:07 AM (DW+jj)

Clearly a warning about the perils of single motherhood. Dad wouldn't put up with that shit. Well, unless Dad's loco too.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:10 AM (P8951)

785 Lorne Greene sang a song about the Beatles' drummer?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:00 AM (P8951)


"Ringo" was a gunslinger in the Old West, insofar as the song went.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 02:10 AM (oqkO3)

786 How do you absolutely ruin a great song written by Robbie Robertson and performed by The Band?

Let Joan Baez cover "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" and release it as a single

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:11 AM (Ya7zs)

787 And why the hell was the recipe so elusive? Was it like a DandD spell that erases itself from the caster's mind as he uses it?
Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:08 AM (IdCqF)

It was the best red velvet cake in the world!! The greatest that will ever be!And the bozos left it out!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:12 AM (P8951)

788 Damnit now I want cake.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:12 AM (P8951)

789 I have no cake so I'm going to bed.

'night, horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 03, 2016 02:13 AM (P8951)

790 To Hell with Joan Baez.

Up with Ween!

...and Beck.

...because I can't wait to become more unpopular.

Beck

-Where It's At:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfmNxKLDG4

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:14 AM (6gk0M)

791 G'Night, Donna V of the Ampersands!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:15 AM (6gk0M)

792 The great paradox: the most hated songs had to first become hits before the world could appreciate their awfulness.
------------

Payola

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 02:15 AM (9mTYi)

793 Goodnight horde, keep your cake dry.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2016 02:15 AM (VdICR)

794 Cocaine

Posted by: Soona at September 03, 2016 02:09 AM (oJJos)

Here's the cure for that:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc1URQgQWNo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 02:16 AM (oqkO3)

795 If there's a Hall of Shame for pop music, Cher should get her own wing, including the songs she did with Sonny

Gypsies,Tramps & Thieves alone should have killed The Beast, but like a creepy horror villain, it came back two years later with Half Breed

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:16 AM (Ya7zs)

796 Bad Ronald

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071186/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Remember Scott Jacoby? He was in every third movie for a few years, including a TV pic about the guy who started the school I attended for a couple of years. They cast Peter Boyle, who looked as little like Hal as one could imagine while still casting a white guy.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:16 AM (IdCqF)

797 The cake is a lie.

Posted by: GLaDOS at September 03, 2016 02:16 AM (H9MG5)

798 60 deg. and dropping.
I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 03, 2016 02:16 AM (9mTYi)

799 G'Night, Bourbon Chicken.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:17 AM (6gk0M)

800 775: Heh! Richard Harris-McArther Park.

He was a solid actor though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:18 AM (20X6f)

801 G'Night, Hammer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:18 AM (6gk0M)

802 783 He was one of the Space Hippies.

People are still cringing from that episode. I was three years old and knew this was a misfire.
Posted by: Epobirs



But the ending was perfect. The Space Hippies indeed arrived at there "Eden" only to find the planet was poisonous! Heh! Even the Universe hates Hippies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:20 AM (20X6f)

803 Looking at his IMDB page, David Soul also guested on an episode of All in the Family. It was the one where Gloria is going to pose in the nude. David Soul was the artiste who was going to paint her.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:21 AM (DW+jj)

804 "More evidence on how awful 1974 was, Bobby Vinton had a hit with My Melody of Love which he sang half in Polish. First pop song I think to suck that badly in two languages."
-Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:04 AM (Ya7zs)

My Mom loved Bobby Vinton.

...and my Dad.

...and Elvis Presley

...but mostly Elvis Presley.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:21 AM (6gk0M)

805 No, the Star Trek episode was "The Apple", which can be confused with "Eden". That's the bunch of simple savages who serve their fire breathing god, which is some giant statue that's really an advanced computer.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:24 AM (DW+jj)

806 A song so devoid of art and lyrics that plumb the depths of imbecility: What If God Was One of Us.

I always wanna yell, "There's an entire book on the subject. Spoiler alert: We killed Him!"

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at September 03, 2016 02:24 AM (EZWNE)

807 You know who I hated in the Seventies?

That yammer-broad from the Match Game.

Brett Summers, (I believe), was her name.

She could talk more about nothing/i] that I could about childhood memories.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:25 AM (6gk0M)

808 I guess I'll have to pull out my ST DVD's and watch them again. Been a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:25 AM (20X6f)

809 *...than I could about childhood memories, even.

"Save Tags", FTW.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:26 AM (6gk0M)

810 806: Ugh, I forgot about that song. Wasn't that 4 Non Blonds too? They were a festering sore of a band, weren't they?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:27 AM (20X6f)

811 Ween also played country, but I didn't listen to the album.

I'm Waving My Dick in the Wind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F39uC9IlI0

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:28 AM (6gk0M)

812 Oh, the Vaal episode. That makes sense as they were an entire species of really, really blonde people.

I remember finding a picture of one of the girls for a joke on Twitter.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:29 AM (IdCqF)

813 810. Don't know. I never made it all the way through the song. In fact I had to look at the lyrics before I posted to see if it was as bad as I remembered. It was worse. Much worse.

Posted by: Tony Soprano at September 03, 2016 02:30 AM (EZWNE)

814 Not so much Space Hippies as a planet of Surf Bums.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 02:30 AM (IdCqF)

815 FWIW, BBC channel is doing an original Star Trek marathon this weekend. I'm going to tape it just because I want to see the Trouble with Tribbes episode.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:31 AM (9iR5/)

816 Google says Joan Osborne.

Posted by: Tony Soprano at September 03, 2016 02:32 AM (EZWNE)

817
Doan be harshin' the Hippies ...

Be down with the groove:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TRgokZLIwA

Posted by: The Jamaican Dudes at September 03, 2016 02:33 AM (FlRtG)

818 I'm remembering "The Apple" after reading over the synopsis. Soul was not the head knocker, the one who communicated with Vaal, but one named Makura.

It also said Checkov made out with one of the surfer gals. I don't remember that.

You know, this whole making out with aliens thing is bad. Could be very dangerous. So many unknown unknowns.

That said, though, damn I'd hit those green Orion slave girls. Even knowing that I'd be the real slave afterwards.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:33 AM (DW+jj)

819 No... Four Non-Blondes did that "wailing"...

"Haaaaaay-Yaaaay-Yaaaaay, I said Haaaaaay-Yaaaay-Yaaaay. --I said Hey!

...What's Going On?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:34 AM (6gk0M)

820 Well, time to take the doggie for a walk, and then go to bed. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 02:36 AM (oqkO3)

821 G'Night and Good luck, AOP...

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:37 AM (6gk0M)

822 819: FUCK YOU!!! NOW I GOT THE FUCKING EARWORM IN MY HEAD!!!!!

Dammit, time to Youtube some Black Sabbath. I haven't heard Planet Caravan in a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:38 AM (20X6f)

823 Planet Caravan rocks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:39 AM (6gk0M)

824 Ya know, after all these years, I'm still wondering why James T. Kirk was such a stud. Wasn't there some guy out in the universe that would have made him look like a pajama boy? Seriously. Pee Wee Herman could have done his job just as well.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:39 AM (9iR5/)

825 33

I'm with ya man. "Imagine" holds a special place in the annals of suckage.

But the b-side of the 45 single of "Spirit in the Sky", "Milk Cow", was pretty bad too. What the heck was Norman Greenbaum thinkin'.

And yes, I am that old.

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at September 03, 2016 02:39 AM (GdgAM)

826 Speaking of Star Trek, the 50th anniversary of the show's network premier is coming up this Thursday, Sept 8th

My Compliance pics that day will be The Women of Star Trek TOS

Hint; I still LOVE Susan Oliver

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:41 AM (Ya7zs)

827 824 Ya know, after all these years, I'm still wondering why James T. Kirk was such a stud. Wasn't there some guy out in the universe that would have made him look like a pajama boy? Seriously. Pee Wee Herman could have done his job just as well.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:39 AM (9iR5/)

To answer your question, Ad-meer-al Kirk had to wear a girdle under his tunic, while I proudly showed my pecs

Posted by: Khan Noonien Singh at September 03, 2016 02:44 AM (Ya7zs)

828 I guess you have to remember that Spirit in the Sky appealed to all the Jesus freaks in the early '70's. I hitchhiked from Bremerton WA to Denver after I got out of the Navy, and there were those guys everywhere. Good for a free meal and a place to sleep for the night, but man they were weird.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:44 AM (9iR5/)

829 ..."Hint; I still LOVE Susan Oliver."
-Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:41 AM (Ya7zs)

She is a doll.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:45 AM (6gk0M)

830 Back, momentarily. Doggie went out, barked at whatever needed to be barked at, and had a pee, which seemed to take her a long time. So maybe she has an issue with her bladder? Vet tomorrow, I guess.


And there is frost on the grass. Clear, starry night, so its a radiation frost, I guess. And a faint Northern Lights, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 02:46 AM (oqkO3)

831 My Compliance pics that day will be The Women of Star Trek TOS
----------------------------
I follow you on Twatter and I'm hoping for awesomeness!

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:46 AM (9iR5/)

832 "I guess you have to remember that Spirit in the Sky appealed to all the Jesus freaks in the early '70's. I hitchhiked from Bremerton WA to Denver after I got out of the Navy, and there were those guys everywhere. Good for a free meal and a place to sleep for the night, but man they were weird."
-Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:44 AM (9iR5/)

We don't mind being called "Jesus Freaks", but we'll still give you a lift because we're Christians.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:47 AM (6gk0M)

833 OK, Horde! Off to bed. I can hear a killer pillow calling my name, softly and seductively. I can't resist.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:48 AM (9iR5/)

834 Ah, Susan Oliver. Yep, she was smokin'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:49 AM (20X6f)

835 G'Night, Old Blue.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 02:49 AM (6gk0M)

836 "Gorgeous ladies in those old '30's films. And they weren't yapping about politics either.

Posted by: DonnaV. whitely brandishing
ampersandsso there at September 03, 2016 01:21
AM (P8951"
I don't know if that was true across the board. Last week I watched 1941's "Mr. Mrs. Smith", a comedy starring Carole Lombard and Robert Montgomery. According to the IMDB trivia page for that film, she was a devoted Democrat, while Montgomery was a Republican. So of course, she would often go out to the parking lot during lunch and put a "Vote FDR" bumper sticker on Montgomery's car.Unfortunately, this was her second-to-last film, because in January, 1942, she, her mother, and 20 others were killed in a plane crash into a mountain near Las Vegas.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 03, 2016 02:52 AM (YEhNg)

837 I was reading trivia about the Orions in that original pilot with Susan Oliver, which became "The Menagerie". They originally used Majel Barret as sort of test for the makeup, which was a difficult mess. But when they got the footage back, she looked normal colored not green.

What the hell. They tried 3 times, making the makeup a darker and darker shade of green, but nothing worked. She looked normal.

It turns out that they had specified she was supposed to be green in the instructions to the processing crew. They assumed that some idiot camerman had botched the setup, and so corrected the green color back to normal.

Yvonne Craig (Batgirl) was considered for the role, and did play an Orion slave girl in a later episode, "Whom Gods Destroy".


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 02:53 AM (DW+jj)

838 Sarah Jones reminds me of Susan Oliver. Blond, smokey blue eyes, very very pretty. Compare the two on IMDB. Sarah Jones could be her daughter, except Susan Oliver never had kids.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 03, 2016 02:54 AM (20X6f)

839 Every few years when my parents would take me to the local theme park I was allowed to buy a sovenier from any shop there.

This park specialized in atmosphere and character. And they had one shop that made the entire park exceptional.

The Magic Shoppe.

It wasn't very big, 20' x 8' or so. Counter, walls racked with Adams tricks - cups and balls, magic links, silk scarves, and a few crystal balls for effect. Plastic sick, ugg.

The clerks were required to know a few gags and some patter. Not entirely smooth parlor magic, but I was too short to complain, and besides, the room was literally magic.

I find the Harry Potter media still-borne, lame, and derivative, but I imagine those that are fans of that world are of the same mind, the same entranced experience of what i experienced the few times I opened the heavy wooden door and walked into The Magic Shoppe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2016 02:54 AM (V3IFq)

840 Slap, most wouldn't have anything to do with you if you couldn't speak in tongues. No offense to people who truly believe, but these guys were extreme. And to this day, I don't believe that many of them were Christians, as much as they were cultists. If you didn't believe in their version of Christianity, then you were either a heretic or a non-believer. Their test was whether or not you could speak in tongues. If you couldn't, you weren't one of them. If you could, you were a fellow traveler, and I mean that very deliberately.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:55 AM (9iR5/)

841 My 10 Hottest Women of Star Trek TOS

Vina, played by Susan Oliver in "The Menagerie"

Dr Helen Noel, played by Marianna Hill in "Dagger of the Mind"

Andrea, played by Sherry Jackson in "What Are Little Girls Made Of"

Kelinda, played by Barbara Bouchet in "By Any Other Name"

Alice 500, played by Alyce Andrese in "I, Mudd"

Marta, played by Yvonne Craig in "Whom Gods Destroy"

Nona, played by Nancy Kovac in "A Private Little War"

Yeoman Teresa Ross, played by Venita Wolf in "The Squire of Gothos"

Yeoman Janice Rand, played by Grace Lee Whitney

Lt Uhura, played by Nichelle Nichols

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 02:56 AM (Ya7zs)

842 OK, now I really mean it. I'm off to bed. Good night all, be safe and sweet dreams.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 03, 2016 02:58 AM (9iR5/)

843 I wasn't there, Old Blue. I'll take your word for it. I'm not "goofy", nor do I know anyone like that.

I still don't mind being called a "Jesus Freak"... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:00 AM (6gk0M)

844 Have a Good Night, Old Blue.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:01 AM (6gk0M)

845 Dear Ace/ONT I have a problem . Using the ONT as my news aggregator I find that I using up my 'free' MSM hits w/out knowing until there it is WaPo or NYT . I conserve theses for " Really Really Important " stuff . Could you flag these links with their sources so I don't waste my free hits ? I would appreciate it . More importantly , as these MSM clowns want to be the media of record for the Nation , why do they limit my hits ? There fancy computers know I'm coming in from Alabama and have no interest in the latest vegan Restaurant in Tribeca . So why limit my hits ?? No way I'll spring for a subscription , so why ?? Enquiring minds want to know ?

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at September 03, 2016 03:01 AM (+c9jG)

846 -Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at September 03, 2016 03:01 AM (+c9jG)

I've read this three times and I've come to the conclusion that you're going to have to come back when you are sober.

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:05 AM (6gk0M)

847 Red Eye is on!!!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:07 AM (6gk0M)

848 Oh man. Susan Oliver describe shooting that scene. She said even before she began the dance, standing of to the soul, she knew Gene had tapped into something dark in man's subconscious -- you do things to green skinned woman you wouldn't otherwise dare do.

She was sweating so much under that makeup they had to keep applying it.

And they had to cut much of it -- too sexy for the censors, including one where she was whipped.

I wonder if that uncensored footage is still around somewhere. Probably not, or we'd have seen by now.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 03, 2016 03:08 AM (DW+jj)

849 Steady rain for hours, but the wind is really coming on now.
The worst is supposed to come though between six & noon.

Posted by: Chi at September 03, 2016 03:18 AM (0jbUr)

850 I was watching some outtakes from TOS and in the "Mudd's Women" episode, the hottie with the long dark hair wore a dress with a slit in the front. There's one scene where she does a seductive turn with her arms raised. In the outtake when she raised her arms and turned, one of her boobs popped out through that front slit. Needless to say, Shatner and the rest had ear to ear grins and she just smiles sheepily and pops the boob back in.

In the scene you see even Mr Spock grinning a little, they couldn't wipe the grin off his face from the outtake. Capt Kirk and McCoy of course needed no suppression of their delight.

For some reason Sulu wasn't in that scene

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 03:18 AM (Ya7zs)

851 Here;s what they're *missing* right now on Red Eye...

They're debating whether or not you should be allowed a gun license if you have a "Pot License".

The bottom line comes down upon the gun seller, not the individual whose purchase involves a firearm.

The Gun Seller has to answer to the "higher authority", being the Federal Government.

Since weed is Illegal, Federally, no matter the laws in the state in which you reside?

The seller of the gun still must answer Federally.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:20 AM (6gk0M)

852 849 Steady rain for hours, but the wind is really coming on now.
The worst is supposed to come though between six & noon.

Posted by: Chi at September 03, 2016 03:18 AM (0jbUr)

I'm in Sarasota FL and the rain started on Tuesday and just ended today around noon, with still a few light showers and moisture bands being drawn in from the Gulf

Don't make any plans that need sunshine for the weekend

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2016 03:22 AM (Ya7zs)

853 "Burning Man" turns Thirty this year.

From the Hollywood Reporter, a link preview:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hpde94p

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at September 03, 2016 03:29 AM (6gk0M)

854 I wish there was some way we could buy other states' excess rain.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 03, 2016 03:30 AM (IdCqF)

855 I'm in Norfolk/Va Beach, kbdabear. It's been raining for days, but unrelated to Hermine.
She/he/xe? didn't affect us until today. Should be well off the coast tomorrow afternnon. But I predict flooding at high tide. Especially downtown norfolk.

My only plans this weekend need bourbon.

Posted by: Chi at September 03, 2016 03:33 AM (0jbUr)

856 I have to go to work today, not sure for how long.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2016 04:04 AM (0G2eQ)

857 Had no idea leftists had a war on cluster bombs, they are awesome weapons.

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2016 04:10 AM (0G2eQ)

858 Jay, enjoy their self censorship, in the log run you're better off without them.

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2016 04:42 AM (ngn8T)

859 You have to agree with Clinton, that she probably is being unfairly singled out. Completely plausible that the rest of the cabinet positions are equally corrupt and inept. Run though the list of positions - which do you think are doing anything besides graft? Health and Human Services? Housing and Urban Development? Interior? Labor? Veteran Affairs? Commerce? Small Business Administration?

Posted by: dustydog at September 03, 2016 04:48 AM (JgGr4)

860 So corrupt Obamanite says traffic deaths up by largest amount ever despite them still being lower than they were several decades ago. He must be getting ready for some more patented Obama fascism with his pen and phone.


Every goon organization in the country will preach their favorite ax to grind.


MADD will say it is because of drunken teenagers and we need to increase the drinking age to 99. IOW bring back prohibition which became their real goal several decades ago.


The Naderites will say it is because we absolutely must have more safety features including governors on the electronic ignition that limits speed to 55.


The watermelons will say it is because we removed the 55 mph speed limits on the interstates and we need to reinstate them.


Obama will say we need the 55 speed limit, electronic governors, and most of all, higher punitive federal taxes on gasoline so he can give more money to train and bus unions.


Meanwhile, has any independent non-government agency verified that these numbers are accurate?


The solutions, as always, shows what the "real problem is.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 03, 2016 05:11 AM (mpXpK)

861 857
Had no idea leftists had a war on cluster bombs, they are awesome weapons.

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2016 04:10 AM (0G2eQ)

You must have missed that. I posted a link for that action last week.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 03, 2016 05:13 AM (mpXpK)

862 I recently saw the TOS episode Mirror, Mirror, the one with the bearded Spock. Uhura was in a bare midriff outfit and the lady had a seriously toned core. She was always gorgeous but those abs were impressive.

Now if only they had let her sing more often. What a voice!

Posted by: JTB at September 03, 2016 05:14 AM (V+03K)

863 766 What about Lorne Greene, and the "Ballad of Ringo"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2016 01:59 AM (oqkO3)

I have that song, I like it. Here it is, what say the Morons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyuq-ofnPc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 03, 2016 05:19 AM (mpXpK)

864 Good morning Skip! And the rest of the Horde...





I drank a lot of alcohol last night, went to bed while using one of the home versions of the muscle stimulation devices chiropractors use and woke up early.






I just messaged my pastor's wife in South Korea. When I broke my elbow about 5 years ago, she came every day, for 17 days in a row, to wash me up, including when her daughter had given birth to her 2nd grandchild.





I love that woman. And I miss my church.






Fortunately, I have figured out a way that may let me work independently, allow me to come back home and take care of my very elderly parents (ages 80 and 90) if needed, makes me happy and gives me a nice market for any kids books I'm going to write in the future. Oh, and mercilessly teasing Social Justice Warriors and western university indoctrinated students is part of my brand!!!



So it is all good.



I'm going to let the alcohol take over for a few minutes....but damn...I miss my Korean church. I was walking the streets in Pyeongtaek, South Korea after teaching English and heard what sounded like hymns coming from a building. I cautiously opened the door to investigate, they saw me and invited me in.





At that moment, I remembered Dennis Pragar saying "how can you tell you are not religious if you have never given it a chance?: I went in and the women in the choir welcomed me so graciously.





The women in the choir phoned Ashley who was 20 and she came to the church and translated for me that night, and at the next Mass. And for some reason I went back to church the next Sunday. And the next Sunday.



After a couple of Sundays, Lim Sun, the pastor's wife, gave me a beautiful English-Korean Bible. I offered her money. She refused. I put an extra 50,000 won ($50 US) in the donation plate.




Ashley went to school, but Suzi took over translation duties. Amazingly beautiful girl. So incredibly sweet, in high school and she looked a couple years younger than her 18 years. I remember one Sunday getting a text message on my phone from Suzi asking if I was going to be at church. Beautiful Korean girl. Even though nothing would ever happen, yeah, that was extra motivation to go to church.




After several weeks at my new church, I took Ashley, Suzi and a few other of the older kids to the movies and out for pizza. It was so much fun. I look younger than I am, they were comfortable around me and it was a very happy day. It amused me that as a white guy, I had all my wonderful memories taking my black god-daughter and her 3 sisters to the movies and somehow found the Asian equivalent. It was like I was collecting families from all races.




I kept putting about $20 in the collection envelopes each week. In October or November, I received a text message from Lim Sun, the pastor's wife. She brought over a brand new winter coat for me. I'm Canadian, wasn't dressing too heavily and I guess they thought I needed a coat. A COAT! A very nice, $200 dollar coat!! What kind of church does that!!??!??




So if people are keeping track, I'm donating back to the church everything they give me. And over the next few months, on the weeks I miss church, I put the $20 I'd give the previous week into the envelope with the current weeks donation. And after a few months, we're about tied...




And then, some of the church members see me on the street moving my items from my old apartment to the new apartment of my new employer. Phone calls were made. Soon, most of my small church was there helping me move and get settled into the new apartment.




And shortly thereafter, I ended up breaking my elbow in 2 places. My pastor's wife, Lim Sum, came to the hospital for 17 days in a row to wash me up, INCLUDING after her oldest daughter gave birth to her 2nd grandchild!! I love that woman....




Anyways, I was drinking, I've already messaged Lim Sun at church wishing her a great day and was just randomly typing after killing a bunch of beers.




For the record, I am able to sit comfortably in a chair now. However, that was after a LOT of alcohol

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 03, 2016 05:36 AM (oc5O1)

865 According to one of my favorite authors, Louis L'Amour, his reputation as a western "bad man" was undeserved.


And although Tombstone is one of my favorite movies of all time the tale of Doc Holliday shooting Ringo is total fiction.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 03, 2016 05:43 AM (mpXpK)

866 I just woke up from the strangest dream. Seems hillaryclinton was nominated for a historic first something something pResident. That couldn't really happen, could it?

Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2016 05:50 AM (zLDYs)

867 "Completely plausible that the rest of the cabinet positions are equally corrupt and inept."

Decades ago a white antique shop owner on Magazine in New Orleans, also a councilman, told me of his discussion with a black councilman. The black guy argued that city jobs were (my updated paraphrase) a designed device to spread the wealth around, largely to the black community. The white small business owner was more capitalist, thinking government was to be as efficient as possible. (silly him)

Lois Lerner told us it was just a couple rogue agents in Cincinnati, and all the subsequent lies that covered the trail all the way to the White House went unpunished, as only whistle blowers are fired.

Many bureaucrats feel they are righteous, others feel they are clever and America deserves to be fleeced. An Obama administration guy said "in the end it comes down to the barrel of a gun" ... so of course they want to take those soon, to make us as vulnerable as the European proles.

We are not dealing with patriotic Americans.

"If there was hope, it must lie in the proles.
If they could only somehow become conscious of their own strength.

Until they become conscious they will never rebel.
And until they rebel they will never become conscious."

http://orwelltoday.com/proles.shtml

Maybe the internet combined with Trump notoriety and a few fed up patriots in the system, can defy Clinton grotesqueness being thrust upon us by plutocrat commies and their MSM tools. But it will be like The Exorcist, and they will fight to the end.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2016 05:55 AM (ZRaCn)

868 Maybe the internet combined with Trump notoriety and
a few fed up patriots in the system, can defy Clinton grotesqueness
being thrust upon us by plutocrat commies and their MSM tools. But it
will be like The Exorcist, and they will fight to the end.


Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2016 05:55 AM (ZRaCn)


I'm taking care of the education system.


Just trust me. I have a plan.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 03, 2016 05:57 AM (oc5O1)

869 I just can't have her suffer any longer.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at September 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)
____________________

Trust yourself. You know your cat better than anybody; certainly better than the vet knows her. You know when she's had enough. Trust yourself. You will make the right decision for her because you love her, and she knows that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 03, 2016 06:09 AM (NnYnv)

870 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 03, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

871 542 Oh, has no one mentioned "She's My Lady" by Dennis DeYoung?

That song really sucks.


Awwww....that's just wrong

Posted by: Bruce Cougar Jenner at September 03, 2016 07:18 AM (AWYka)

872 "We Built This City" may not be the very worst song of all time. But it may be the most overplayed song of all time. Man, did I get sick of it for a few years.

Posted by: wannabeanglican at September 03, 2016 08:17 AM (V71z9)

873 Got to be "Teen Angel"

"I'll never kiss your lips again
They buried you today"

Posted by: Javems at September 03, 2016 09:39 AM (yOqwj)

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