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Oh, My: Hillary Claims She Never Realized "(C)" Indicated (C)lassified Information; Claims She Thought (C) Only Indicated Alphabetical Order
CLAIMS COULD NOT REMEMBER SECURITY BRIEFINGS DUE TO CONCUSSION

Classified? You mean like a newspaper ad?


Incredibly, Hillary also told the FBI that she was never told that Special Access Program intelligence -- highly compartmentalized secret information -- would damage US national security interests if it were handled shoddily and leaked to the press.

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She further claims that she made no independent decisions, as her high office would demand she should, about what information should be kept on a secure system; she says she relied on the judgment of her underlings to make this call.

So if you want to blame someone, blame Jake Sullivan. Or Sydney Blumenthal, maybe. (She doesn't say that, and the name is redacted, but the notes speak of "his" judgment, and you know Hillary's coven consists mostly of she's -- so what other males would be sending her SAP information?)


Hillary Clinton told FBI investigators during her interview on July 2 that she relied on other State Department officials to use their judgment when sending sensitive messages to her private email system and that she could not recall being trained by State on handling classified information or retaining records.

...

“Clinton did not recall receiving any emails she thought should not be on an unclassified system,” the FBI’s report on Clinton’s interview states. “She relied on State officials to use their judgment when emailing her and could not recall anyone raising concerns with her regarding the sensitivity of the information she received at her email address.”

The report also states, "Clinton could not recall how often she used this authority or any training or guidance provided by State."

...

At several points during her interview with the FBI, Clinton said she relied on the judgment of other government officials when it came to the handling of classified information. When reviewing an email from October of 2012, for example, Clinton said that while she did not recall the message specifically, she described an individual involved with the communication as "someone who was well acquainted with handling classified information" and "described him as someone she held in high regard."

She said she "relied on" the individual, whose name is redacted in the FBI notes, and she had "no concern over his judgement and ability to handle classified information."

Hillary further claims she didn't know that "NOFORN" (no sharing with foreign government) classified information could not be widely shared with foreigners.

Go read Ed's posts. I want to copy it all but that's unfair. Little teaser: Hillary claims -- and remember, James Comey said there was "no evidence" of her lying in her interview -- that she did not know that information regarding an upcoming drone strike was classified and should not be bruited about on her ridiculously insecure homebrew server.

Oh, and then three weeks after the NYT story broke about the emails, an unnamed underling (who we can probably guess at) used BitBleach to wipe her server.


There is no evidence that Hillary Clinton lied in her FBI interviews, FBI Director Comey lied.


Quick, let's join the #NeverTrumpers and elect this devious, grifting, dangerous and/or possibly senile evil fossil president before we miss our chance.

The important thing in this election is to re-assert the primacy of Upper Middle Class sensibilities over the Lower Middle Class sensibilities of Trump's brutish, Morlockian supporters. Nothing else matters, except that the Upper Middle Class retains its unchallenged power over the GOP.

Nothing else matters -- not Supreme Court justices, not appellate court appointees, not the director of the IRS or FBI, not national security.

The only thing that matters is asserting that the Upper Middle Class should have an absolute veto over the party's nominee due to their higher level of education and superior social status.

Oh My God Almighty:


Is this a fucking joke?

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Hillary Clinton told the FBI she did not recall all the briefings she received on handling sensitive information as she made the transition from her post as U.S. secretary of state, because of a concussion suffered in 2012, according to a report released Friday.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation released a summary of the July 2 interview it conducted with the Democratic presidential candidate, as well as other details of its investigation into her use of a private email server while heading the State Department.


(C)orrection: A commenter who seems to know the ins and outs of clasification tells me "C" is a type of classification, but it does not stand for classified -- it stands for (C)onfidential, the lowest level of classification.

So while (C) means classified, it does not stand for classified, as I claimed. It stands for (C)onfidential.

I apologize for the frequently-made error.

But it's not my fault.

See, I had brain damage when I was writing these posts.

But I'm all better now, and ready to take a job as Director of the CIA's Clandestine Service.


Posted by: Ace at 02:57 PM




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1 Does someone still have the placenta this stupid woman came in? She needs to be packaged up and returned as a factory defect.

Posted by: Holy Shiite at September 02, 2016 02:58 PM (jvI6+)

2 OH...Look there is Bud on sale for the 3 day weekend.

Posted by: dumb masses at September 02, 2016 03:00 PM (LTquJ)

3 * blood pouring out of eye sockets, nose, ears *

I just can't. I'm sitting this thread out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 03:01 PM (jR7Wy)

4 Triple flamer? Holey Moley!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 03:01 PM (IqV8l)

5 So what !!!! Lots of people would not know that to include those idiots Trump and Bush. Honest mistake.... Really nothing to see hear unlike Bush whom lied to our Black presdent. That is the real crime and Bush should be in jail in that Cuba prison place build by him !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 03:01 PM (NuElX)

6 Yeah, alphabetical order, and EVERY FUCKING POINT WAS IN POSITION "C" - no A, B, D, or E, just C.

Posted by: Holy Shiite at September 02, 2016 03:01 PM (jvI6+)

7 That's former First Lady, who I figure they have to be told about markings like this just because there is a chance they might see it. And former Senator who almost certainly received Classified information. All before being SoS.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 03:02 PM (z/Ubi)

8 Here's why this depresses me:

- How f'ing dumb does she expect us to pretend to be?

- No one who didn't care before will care now. If there were spy-video of an underling clipping off a large red TS-SCI and sending the new "unclassified" document to her as she tells him to hurry the eff up, no one who didn't care would care now.

Posted by: JPS at September 02, 2016 03:02 PM (BdR8C)

9 According to Reuters, she also told the FBI that she couldn't remember all of her briefings about how to handle classified information due to head trauma.

http://tinyurl.com/jekoych

Posted by: frequent lurker at September 02, 2016 03:02 PM (pOWUg)

10 So her defense is that she was too stupid and/or brain damaged from a concussion to know how to perform her job as SOS with even a minimal level of competency?

Clearly the only thing to do now is elect her president!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 02, 2016 03:02 PM (NnYnv)

11 Wow.

Just....

Wow.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:02 PM (u0s1P)

12 Yeah baby. Flame on Johnny.

Posted by: redenzo at September 02, 2016 03:03 PM (5wSNN)

13 Get Julian Assange on the line, a wikileaks dump on Tuesday morning would be a knockout blow. Trump could golf until November.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at September 02, 2016 03:03 PM (Uy8SG)

14 What differnce, at this point, does it make?

Seriously. Her approval ratings went UP this week, didn't thay? WTF?

Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2016 03:03 PM (Ct4hC)

15 I guess in Bizarro world all of this would matter.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 02, 2016 03:03 PM (0c1sw)

16 No respect I tellz ya, no respect.

Posted by: The Flaming Walker at September 02, 2016 03:03 PM (XkVXQ)

17 Oh, and h0ly shjt Comey's worse than I thought. I mean... Wow.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:04 PM (u0s1P)

18 Blame Jake Blumenthal. Or Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 03:04 PM (IqV8l)

19 Hillary is arrogant and lately, brain damaged, but there is no way she didn't know what classified markings were.

And hey, didn't she also claim she didn't email any documents "marked classified"?

How could she claim that so confidently if she also didn't recognize the standard classified markings?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:04 PM (NOIQH)

20 The "C" is what Huma's got.

Posted by: redenzo at September 02, 2016 03:04 PM (5wSNN)

21 These are hardly 'foreign' countries if I've heard of them...

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2016 03:04 PM (F1ndw)

22 Bullshit. Utter and complete bullshit.

The first thing you are taught in A-100, training for Foreign Service Officers, is the classification system.You have to take a test on the proper handling of classified material before you are allowed to handle classified material. If you do not pass the test, you have two more chances. If you can't make it in three, you are out of the Foreign Service.

If you handle classified material improperly, you get a security violation. If you have three or more, you start getting pay docked. If you have more than 7, you are our of the Foreign Service.

At least, it used to be that way. Because we used to care about our classified, and that it was handled properly. But since Preezy Amazing was elected, a lot has changed, and classified material became a suggestion rather than actual security protection.

This makes me so mad, I could spit nails.

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:04 PM (VnCI9)

23 Oh, My: Hillary Claims She Never Realized "(C)" Indicated (C)lassified Information; She Claims She Thought The (C) Only Indicated Alphabetical Order of a Bullet Point

I meant COPYRIGHT! That's what I thought the (C) meant. Yeah ... copyright.

Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at September 02, 2016 03:04 PM (zc3Db)

24 Comey deserves to be horse-whipped.

For starters . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 02, 2016 03:04 PM (NnYnv)

25 Best of hands, bitches

Posted by: nckate at September 02, 2016 03:04 PM (/6xSK)

26 SKULLS

PUDDING

CELEBRATORY DEADLIFTS

THE DEATH RATTLE OF THE REPUBLIC

FURRY BEAR-MEN SPILLING OUT OF THE FOREST AND HUNTING THE HOMELESS

WILL ACE HACK OUT ANOTHER POST OR IS THIS IT TIL THE ONT?!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 02, 2016 03:05 PM (Iy6JT)

27 Why didn't Bush do something about this mess on labeling documents when he was Presdent?? Once again another Bush screw-up bites us on the ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 03:05 PM (NuElX)

28 SEE THE UPDATE

SEE IT NOW

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2016 03:05 PM (8oLR3)

29 Evan McMullen. The only man who can save America.

*cackles*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2016 03:05 PM (ZFUt7)

30 Laws? What do you mean, laws? I'm a Democrat.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2016 03:05 PM (F1ndw)

31 Sorry. Can't remember because I'm retarded since 2012

Posted by: Hellary at September 02, 2016 03:05 PM (nFwvY)

32
I!
See!
Three!
Skulls!

Posted by: Capt. Picard at September 02, 2016 03:05 PM (H9MG5)

33 Yeah I still can think of a good reason to elect Trump.

Good grief.

Posted by: Reince Priebus' Assless Chaps at September 02, 2016 03:05 PM (rqKLi)

34 And hey, didn't she also claim she didn't email any documents "marked classified"?
How could she claim that so confidently if she also didn't recognize the standard classified markings?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:04 PM (NOIQH)

!!!

Seriously.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 02, 2016 03:06 PM (Iy6JT)

35 Shit, if I don't badge through a door properly, it's a security violation. But whatever, no intent.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 02, 2016 03:06 PM (0c1sw)

36 Meanwhile NPR reported that the economy and job growth wasn't FABULOUS but it was fabulous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 03:06 PM (IqV8l)

37 Demented crazy people should not arbitrarily be excluded from the position of Leader of the Free World.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at September 02, 2016 03:06 PM (8ZskC)

38 What on earth were people thinking sending classified information to the Secretary of State?

A better question would be, "Hillary, did you ever wonder why no one sent you any classified information?"

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 02, 2016 03:06 PM (kfcYC)

39 Our first Amnesiac-American President!

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 03:06 PM (z/Ubi)

40 And hey, didn't she also claim she didn't email any documents "marked classified"?

How could she claim that so confidently if she also didn't recognize the standard classified markings?
____________________

On at least one classified document, she told her underling to remove the marking before sending it.

If Hillary thought it was just an alphabetical order of a bullet point, why remove it before sending it over an unsecure e-mail server?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 02, 2016 03:06 PM (NnYnv)

41 Her lawyer nixed the idea of her claiming she thought the (c) meant copyrighted.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 02, 2016 03:06 PM (7ZVPa)

42 You'd have thought she would have at least come up with some better excuses for the criminality.

Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 02, 2016 03:06 PM (mFkVC)

43 No policy or practice existed related to communicating around holidays?!


O
M
G

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 03:07 PM (Enq6K)

44 >>Reuters: Clinton could not remember her State Dept. training "due to a concussion suffered in 2012."


OMFG - She should bow out now. She' admitted to major memory loss due to head trauma.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:07 PM (NOIQH)

45 The Moe, Larry and Curly of flaming skulls

Posted by: AE at September 02, 2016 03:07 PM (ITo+e)

46 Buy her own words... she is either dishonest, or incompetent...

Either way she should not be President.

Posted by: Don Q. at September 02, 2016 03:07 PM (qf6WZ)

47 28-Are you fucking kidding me? She fucking couldn't remember classification because of a fucking concussion?? And she wants the fucking football?


Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:07 PM (VnCI9)

48 "I thought the (C) meant the information was for me - (C)linton!"

Posted by: Another brain dead excuse at September 02, 2016 03:07 PM (jvI6+)

49 primacy of Upper Middle Class sensibilities

Name 3 areas we should temporarily cede control of to ISIS.

1.) Foggy Bottom

Posted by: DaveA at September 02, 2016 03:07 PM (8J/Te)

50 Yeah, alphabetical order, and EVERY FUCKING POINT WAS IN POSITION "C" - no A, B, D, or E, just C.

Hillary's Bar Exam Secrets: If you don't know the answer pick "C" in the multiple choice.

Posted by: Paladin at September 02, 2016 03:07 PM (LTquJ)

51 Hillary 2016: Historic First Brain-Damaged President!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (NnYnv)

52 The most qualified candidate ever can't rememberize things due to a concussion. But she's in top shape. She has NO HEALTH PROBLEMS you racist knuckle dragging nut baggers.

Posted by: james at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (jxw6R)

53 ""I though the (C) meant the information was for me - (C)unt!"

Posted by: Another brain dead excuse at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (jvI6+)

54 ..........and she'll ultimately get away with all of it.

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (Fmupd)

55 I'm seeing Red.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (z/Ubi)

56 So, those health concerns were all because of the VRWC, huh? Keep telling yourself that, Milhouse.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (0c1sw)

57 Her husband also had some head trauma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (IqV8l)

58 Oh good....everything is red. It's how I'm feeling anyway.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (Enq6K)

59 I am going back and forth on whether she is truly stupid or a consummate liar...or both/ Probably both. So let's elect her to be POTUS? Really? C'mon America; Trump is no Einstein but he is better than her.

Posted by: IC at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (a0IVu)

60 OMFG - She should bow out now. She' admitted to major memory loss due to head trauma.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:07 PM (NOIQH)

---------------------

She just validated every question about her mental health.

Posted by: person(a non grata) at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (mFkVC)

61 The first thing you are taught in A-100, training for Foreign Service Officers, is the classification system.

How different is that for elected officials and appointees? I mean, normally, when there isn't a hyper-corrupt Democr...

Okay, so in the rare case of a Republican President, how does this work for his Cabinet officials, or for a newly-elected U.S. Senator, of either stripe?

I also wonder what training (if any) First Ladies get, not that it matters so much, I'm just curious. Senator is a big deal. Sec of State is a big deal.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (u0s1P)

62 >>On at least one classified document, she told her underling to remove the marking before sending it.


Oh, right!

There was also email Huma sent to another aide re: Huma left classified docs on the seat of her car while running errands, can she go get them and put them in the trunk, please?

Don't tell me Huma knew what "C" meant and Hillary didn't.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (NOIQH)

63 Oh shit, are we being period shamed?

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (z/Ubi)

64 On at least one classified document, she told her underling to remove the marking before sending it.

If Hillary thought it was just an alphabetical order of a bullet point, why remove it before sending it over an unsecure e-mail server?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 02, 2016 03:06 PM (NnYnv)


Yup... that is the smoking gun....

Posted by: Don Q. at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (qf6WZ)

65 Aaauughhh, the whole page is bleeding!

Posted by: Another brain dead excuse at September 02, 2016 03:08 PM (jvI6+)

66 Now wait just a second. She can't remember her briefings because of a concussion in 2012?

I mean, what? She was SecState in 2009, right? How did a 2012 Concussion prevent her from being secure in 2010, say?

Posted by: Vanceone at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (IQzhs)

67 It pisses me off that the FBI released this shit on a Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend. Just to minimize its impact.

It only proves that the FBI has sunk into the partisan political mud every bit as much as the DOJ and the IRS. And James Comey is as much of a crook as Hillary, IMO.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (8ZskC)

68 I'm so pissed I'm seeing red.

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (Fmupd)

69 New Hillary bumper sticker:

Vote for Hillary - she's not corrupt, just brain-damaged!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (7ZVPa)

70 due to a concussion

The Punk and Clint bit just got infinitely more horrible

Posted by: GreaseMan at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (8J/Te)

71 This Hillary person is too stupid to be president.


It makes me so angry that I'm seeing red.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (fngKt)

72 Angle 1. The law.

Angle 2. Inept State officials.

Angle 3. Hillary.

Triangulation.

Say it, bitchez.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (48QDY)

73 I thought (TS) meant trannies, so I just forwarded all of those to my darling husband. He enjoys things like that.

Posted by: Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (kumBu)

74 Wow. The post got kinda ragey.

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (VnCI9)

75 I'm in good position. Got the 'prevent' defense in position. No dangerous press conferences scheduled.

It's run out the clock time, while my paid trolls push Evan McMullen. I even have a fresh supply of lamps, courtesy GSA.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (ZFUt7)

76 My god...it's full of red...

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (kumBu)

77 damn, all these flames are locking up my iphone

Posted by: nckate at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (/6xSK)

78 Yeah...we're going to have to invent something beyond "Clintonesque" for this one.

If you do not know the classification markings, you're not just lazy, you're a goddamned idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (B+qrE)

79 "67 It pisses me off that the FBI released this shit on a Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend. Just to minimize its impact.

It only proves that the FBI has sunk into the partisan political mud every bit as much as the DOJ and the IRS. And James Comey is as much of a crook as Hillary, IMO.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (8ZskC)"

Assange needs to pick up the ball and run with it on Tuesday morning. The time is nigh!

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (Uy8SG)

80 But why the flaming skulls? Shrillary got away with this excuse. The flaming skulls should be reserved for the FBI and Comey (and DOJ and Lynch and the rest of the criminals) - who need to arrested and stuffed into federal prison in the same cell block as Shrillary.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (zc3Db)

81 In my defense, I only care about becoming President. -So I can bury you people.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (F1ndw)

82 >>I am going back and forth on whether she is truly stupid or a consummate liar...or both


Both, plus a heaping helping of "How dare you question me or subpoena me about anything I did at State?"


I so want her to do a Col. Jessup and lose it the next time this comes up.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (NOIQH)

83 The real Idiot is Bush !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (NuElX)

84 OMG! Fire! Fire! We be on fire!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (4Utw1)

85 We're going to need a bigger barrel....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (7ZVPa)

86 Holy crap the blog is bleeding!

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (wrS2o)

87
I gotta get that book off amazon, Cascading Style Sheets for concerned maroons.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (fngKt)

88 Yeah...I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (bzd8I)

89 Eye heroin is a hell of a drug

Posted by: Rick James at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (BrQrN)

90 44 >>Reuters: Clinton could not remember her State Dept. training "due to a concussion suffered in 2012."
_______________________

So Hillary was still suffering the effects of a 2012 concussion in her 2016 FBI interview?

Good to know . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (NnYnv)

91 Reuters: Clinton could not remember her State Dept. training "due to a concussion suffered in 2012."

So maybe she also forgot that she knew it was all classified and sent it anyway.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (kfcYC)

92 Yeah, alphabetical order, and EVERY FUCKING POINT WAS IN POSITION "C" - no A, B, D, or E, just C.


Posted by: Holy Shiite


Maybe she thought it was shorthand for Yes in Spanish, to throw off the evil right wing computer hackers.

Posted by: Hillary Pinkum, savior of the human race at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (8ikIW)

93 Lets just move along to more important news! Trump said_______ Trump is a idiot for saying _______

Posted by: Colin at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (hIWCG)

94 "Hillary's Bar Exam Secrets: If you don't know the answer pick "C" in the multiple choice.

Posted by: Paladin at September 02, 2016 03:07 PM (LTquJ) "

Dial down the center, brah!

Posted by: 1-800 CALL ATT at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (kumBu)

95 "I thought when they said it could only be handled in the SCIF, they mean my special 'Secretary Clinton Inebriation Facility'!"

Posted by: Another brain dead excuse at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (jvI6+)

96 All right, you kids, who set the blog on fire?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (bzd8I)

97
It pisses me off that the FBI released this shit on a Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend. Just to minimize its impact.

We are Venezuela/North Korea before the food runs out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (IqV8l)

98 67 It pisses me off that the FBI released this shit on a Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend. Just to minimize its impact.

OTOH, Barbra Streisand effect. People are expecting Friday dumps.

(And the MFM won't report it anyway.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (u0s1P)

99 Hillary (C)linton for President!

Posted by: Jimbo at September 02, 2016 03:11 PM (UMESH)

100 I am the best qualified person to lead this nation and I will tell you what those qualifications are if only I could remember them.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at September 02, 2016 03:12 PM (8ZskC)

101 Yes, I did it.....Flames, flames on the side of my face!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8d8y4BLWtI

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:12 PM (NOIQH)

102 To me the most infuriating thing is normal democrats really dislike her, but will vote for her AND have zero knowledge of any of this. So of course when Trump brings it up in the debates and then the media says he's lying - they'll believe them. I have no idea how you beat that.

Posted by: Beth M at September 02, 2016 03:12 PM (kiy9d)

103 How do you close flaming text?

Liberace? Are you out there?

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 03:12 PM (48QDY)

104 The State Department totally failed Hillary.

Posted by: Neal Marks, American Newsperson at September 02, 2016 03:12 PM (j1Wvr)

105 Ace thought "/red" was just the letter after 'C'.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 03:12 PM (F1ndw)

106 8 years as First Lady
8 years as a Senator
2 years as SOS


But she don't know nuffin' 'bout classified markings.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 03:12 PM (Enq6K)

107 Whew, for a second I thought this news caused a blood vessel to pop in my eyes, but it's better now.

Posted by: AE at September 02, 2016 03:12 PM (ITo+e)

108 "I so want her to do a Col. Jessup and lose it the next time this comes up.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:10 PM (NOIQH) "

For a few minutes there, ace definitely ordered the code red.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:12 PM (kumBu)

109 I see I'm not the only one with (c)omputer troubles.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2016 03:12 PM (ZFUt7)

110 First, they came for my red font color.

Then they came for my bold text style.

Then they came for my italics.

When they came for all that, I asked why.

I was told it was because of the concussion I suffered when they beat me.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 02, 2016 03:13 PM (U6f54)

111 As long as Ace didn't ban himself, I think we're clear.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:13 PM (u0s1P)

112 Hillary further claims she didn't know that "NOFORN" (no sharing with foreign government) classified information could not be widely shared with foreigners.

Reeeed font is coming down. Reeeeed font.

Reeeed font pouring down all over me.


Fenelon, cover your eyes.

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY HOLY GHOST DONKEY HUMPING MOTHERFUCKING FUCKITY FUCK.

I'm going to have to actually tip over to voting *for* Trump and not just against Hillary.

*sobs and sobs and sobs and sobs*

But fake story you guys! The FBI totes cleared her!

*thinks dark thoughts about how all the FBI agents involved in this deserve to be named Johnson*

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 02, 2016 03:13 PM (mf5HN)

113 61- Lance, my point was that classified material training was required from the peon up. Everyone at State, at least, back in the 80's why I joined, had to complete the training before they could handle classified material. From George Schultz (God rest his soul) down. Everyone grumbled about the training, everyone grumbled about have to clear an office before leaving at night, and I remember waking up at three am and driving into the embassy to make sure I spun off on a lock. That was how we were trained to handle the classified. I cannot imagine it has changed that much. But if it has, it explains why our foreign policy is so shitty.

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:13 PM (VnCI9)

114 SEE THE UPDATE


I'm just brain damaged. Don't H8.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 02, 2016 03:13 PM (mgbwf)

115 So they release this late Friday afternoon, before a 3-day Labor Day weekend?

Yeah, coincidence no doubt.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 02, 2016 03:13 PM (NnYnv)

116 "I thought the (TS) markings were Huma's editorial comment - 'This is Total Shit'!"

Posted by: Another brain dead excuse at September 02, 2016 03:14 PM (jvI6+)

117 But guys, John McCain is like, old and stuff...he doesn't know how technology works. We can't let him be the President!

It's 2008, right?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:14 PM (kumBu)

118 Can't imagine why the Army considered Hillary a prime example of a security risk.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 03:14 PM (F1ndw)

119

Look, people, that '(C)' thing stands for 'CopyRight'.

Lets not lose our selves here.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 03:14 PM (fngKt)

120 A red letter day everyone. The return of the flaming skull. Just. Wow. At this point, I'd rather have Bernie in charge. Yeah, he's a Marxist, but at least he's not verifiably incompetent/brain damaged!

Posted by: Jackal at September 02, 2016 03:14 PM (ZL3+t)

121 I thought NOFORN meant no fucking porn before 4 pm.

BJ porn does not count, per Bill.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 02, 2016 03:15 PM (U6f54)

122 Bush lied for 8 years and you clowns did not care! So what is the difference you nabobs ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 03:15 PM (NuElX)

123 HUMA GET IN HERE!

I'M LEAKING LIKE A FUCKING SIEVE!!!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at September 02, 2016 03:15 PM (8ZskC)

124 FYI: The (C) is an indication that the paragraph or paragraphs were classified Confidential. Likewise, a (S) is an indication that the material that follows is classified Secret. Likewise, a (TS) is an indication that the material that follows is classified Top Secret.
No one can tell me that a senior officer of the US government didn't know that. She just didn't care.

Posted by: TOF at September 02, 2016 03:15 PM (6moAT)

125 I thought the "C" stood for "See you real soon!"... like in the song.

Posted by: Massive Head Wound Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:15 PM (H9MG5)

126 >>I'm just brain damaged. Don't H8.


You know how Gam-gam gets confused sometimes, dearie
*forced giggle*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:15 PM (NOIQH)

127 Look, you try making a fully functional gynoid (well..sort of) politician that doesn't have a few memory issues. None of you is fit to judge me!

Posted by: Programmer behind Hillary OS 2.1 at September 02, 2016 03:16 PM (kumBu)

128 "CELEBRATORY DEADLIFTS"

It's like a church in the office , and I just laughed out loud. Har

Posted by: nip at September 02, 2016 03:16 PM (L5nkE)

129 I'm so pissed I'm seeing red.
Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2016 03:09 PM (Fmupd)

I'm so c'd I'm pissing red!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at September 02, 2016 03:16 PM (Iy6JT)

130 118 Can't imagine why the Army considered Hillary a prime example of a security risk.
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 03:14 PM (F1ndw)



My only issue with that is they put her in the "negligent" category. Its not negligent, it was willful.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2016 03:16 PM (z/Ubi)

131 So,... she is supposedly OK to be President and this absolutely stupid, but if we make an honest mistake filling out the byzantine labyrinth of tax forms, we're in jail, broken financially, taking it in the ass from someone named Carlos Danger?

Posted by: Another brain dead excuse at September 02, 2016 03:16 PM (jvI6+)

132 Yes....

You must elect Hillary because not only will she be the first Woman President, she will be the first Mentally Challenged President... another historic first!

Posted by: Clinton 2016 at September 02, 2016 03:16 PM (qf6WZ)

133 I guess the most qualified person ever to run for President should possibly be dis-qualified if all the qualifications came before the concussion in 2012.

Trump should pummel her with this.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 03:16 PM (48QDY)

134 Trump would still be much worse.

Posted by: Erick Erickson at September 02, 2016 03:16 PM (R+30W)

135 NOGORN is when AoSHQ is full of content.

Posted by: delicious red burning-skeleton-head content at September 02, 2016 03:16 PM (THQkN)

136 Didn't Obamacare fix her head?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2016 03:16 PM (IqV8l)

137 It certainly is a coincidence that the FBI interview occurred on the first day of a three day holiday weekend, and the documentation of the meeting were released at the beginning of another three day holiday weekend.....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 02, 2016 03:17 PM (7ZVPa)

138 I have no recollection of the dinner conversation with Mrs. Clinton.

And I certainly have no recollection of advising her to answer every question with "I have no recollection..."

Posted by: Colin Powell at September 02, 2016 03:17 PM (PL2OL)

139 Judged by the Hillary Standard, JFK should have just finished out his term as President.

Jackie could have kept the side of his head in a box for whenever he needed it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:17 PM (8ZskC)

140 Just in time for the three day weekend. Lot's to mull over. Such as:

(1) How many people at State, Defense, CIA, NSA, White House knew what these security markings meant?

(2) How many of these highly placed people e-mailed and received e-mails from Hillary Clinton?

(3) How widespread is this cavalier attitude towards America's secrets?

(4) What can be done to change this attitude short of executing people?

(5) Why stop short of execution as it tends to grab the subjects' attention?

So many things to think about.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 02, 2016 03:17 PM (hLRSq)

141 So Futurama was a documentary? Hillary is a morally-corrupt robot that runs on alcohol, so she's basically Bender. Which means...the winner of this election is going to be Robot Nixon?

I guess that's not the worst possible outcome.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:17 PM (kumBu)

142 I thought the C meant it was approved by Colin Powell.

Posted by: Massive Head Wound Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:17 PM (H9MG5)

143 Related news:

A federal court judge has ordered the State Department to cough up all documents related to Hillary Clinton's (and staff) classified documents training courses in two weeks or ... else. It's part of a FOIA request.

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/zvgqdel

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2016 03:17 PM (JBggj)

144 And this shit is on top of the fact that we know she ripped off hundreds of millions of dollars from taxpayers while SOS, by steering huge government grants and contracts to corrupt Clinton Foundation donors and Bill Clinton "speaker fee" payors.

It is absolutely insane that this woman is considered a credible presidential candidate, let alone that she has been leading in the polls.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 02, 2016 03:17 PM (NnYnv)

145 WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Hillary Clinton told the FBI she did not recall all the briefings she received on handling sensitive information as she made the transition from her post as U.S. secretary of state, because of a concussion suffered in 2012, according to a report released Friday.

Shrillary should be wearing a helmet all the time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 02, 2016 03:18 PM (zc3Db)

146 It is absolutely insane that this woman is considered a credible presidential candidate, let alone that she has been leading in the polls.

You must have missed the "if you can keep it" part.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at September 02, 2016 03:18 PM (8ZskC)

147 121 I thought NOFORN meant no fucking porn before 4 pm.

BJ porn does not count, per Bill.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 02, 2016 03:15 PM (U6f54)


It stands for No Fornication... and thus is not really sex...

Geeezzzzz... didn't you read the staff notes?

Posted by: Clinton 2016 at September 02, 2016 03:18 PM (qf6WZ)

148
I thought the '(TS)' stood for 'Tough. . . ' uh, 'Sherbert'. ya, that's the ticket.

Here are the facts and Tough Sherbert. You'll eat it and like it.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 03:18 PM (fngKt)

149 And don't Hillary's actions just show how low both parties have sunk?

Posted by: Retarda Non Grata at September 02, 2016 03:18 PM (BrQrN)

150 Clinton campaign responds to FBI release:

Link goes to twitter:

http://tinyurl.com/zufwb9o

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (Enq6K)

151 24 Comey deserves to be horse-whipped.

For starters . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Not so fast. If Comey wants Trump elected, then leaving Hillary in place and dropping this pantload on her would be the best way to do it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (kfcYC)

152 I question her judgement

Posted by: undocumented truth teller at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (e8kgV)

153 Never underestimate the power of the Handi-Capable Hillary-Clinton.

Posted by: Another brain dead excuse at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (jvI6+)

154 Got to the part of "NeverTrumpers" and wondered why bring their name up?

Look - you want to convince those people, it's easy... just keep feeding them the information, they'll come around and realize it soon enough... to continue to insult them and call them out makes if far less likely they will agree. Dale Carnegie 101.

The position is strong - Hillary must be denied office. No need to name call, just keep hammering with example after example.

Posted by: Reality Man at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (obXkJ)

155 in this deserve to be named Johnson*

In reference to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50lvGWrBFts

or something more entertaining?

Posted by: DaveA at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (8J/Te)

156 And don't Hillary's actions just show how low both parties have sunk?

Posted by: Retarda Non Grata at September 02, 2016 03:18 PM (BrQrN)


ROFL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (8ZskC)

157 (NOFORN) means no fornication, right? And I haven't fucked Webb Hu...I mean, uh, my darling Bill...since we had Chelsea. So I gotta say I'm in the clear on this one.

Posted by: Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (kumBu)

158 when "the fix is in", one doesn't need a good excuse ... any old crazy
excuse will work. But there does need to be some lame excuse so the one
helping with "the fix" can claim just "good faith bad judgment" as
opposed to outright fraud.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (ZRaCn)

159 So Ace, you're mad. Red font, italics, etc. I get it, really I do, but I gotta ask; are you surprised? Could you honestly have expected anything else? This really isn't news, she has lied, she does lie, she will lie. She has only ever been concerned about herself, not her coward husband, not her daughter, not the people she "manages" and certainly not this country. Nothing about this should be considered a revelation, it's who she is. And in the end, we the people get the government we deserve. In some respects, Hillary isn't the problem, we are, and that problem is not getting addressed. Until it is this is the best we can expect. And that's why I am in the "let it burn" camp.

Posted by: UncleScreech at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (jJAHN)

160 this is very good move on hillary's part, to claim brain damage during the FBI interview

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (c6/9Q)

161 That was how we were trained to handle the classified. I cannot imagine it has changed that much. But if it has, it explains why our foreign policy is so shitty.

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:13 PM (VnCI9)


Oh, I believe it, and I know people get prosecuted. I'm just wondering what actually happens to Our Supposed Betters. I mean... if Secretary Whoever fails a test, or doesn't attend training... Then what? Can he be impeached or fired (by someone not the President), or is he basically unable to do his job?

Like, you basically need a driver's license to, say, deliver pizzas. If you fail the eye test or otherwise lose your license, your boss can fire you, or reassign you to a non-driving position. Not sure how that works with elected or appointed officials if President Boss doesn't care.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (u0s1P)

162

The Three Stooges?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 03:20 PM (qCMvj)

163 So, the (C) documents come before the (D) documents.

At this point, does it really matter that she was ever Secretary of State.

Posted by: undocumented truth teller at September 02, 2016 03:20 PM (e8kgV)

164 I really hope Julian Assange has something devastating to Clinton, and isn't just blowing smoke.

October could be interesting.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 02, 2016 03:20 PM (NnYnv)

165 And so many people still think this can all be settled peacefully. How quaint.

Posted by: Country Boy at September 02, 2016 03:20 PM (Idu2i)

166 >>>WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Hillary Clinton told the FBI she did not recall
all the briefings she received on handling sensitive information as she
made the transition from her post as U.S. secretary of state, because of
a concussion suffered in 2012, according to a report released Friday.<<<




IT'S SEXIST TO QUESTION HER HEALTH!!! HOW DARE ANYONE INSINUATE THAT SHE'S NOT PERFECTLY CAPABLE TO BE PRESIDENT!!!

Posted by: the totally not in the tank MFM at September 02, 2016 03:20 PM (H9MG5)

167 Does the President have to remember a password for the Nuclear football?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Chinese Spy at September 02, 2016 03:20 PM (wrS2o)

168 Hillary Clinton told the FBI she did not recall all the briefings she received on handling sensitive information as she made the transition from her post as U.S. secretary of state, because of a concussion suffered in 2012, according to a report released Friday.

Shrillary should be wearing a helmet all the time.



Who's such a gooood little window licker?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:20 PM (4Utw1)

169 Once Clinton beats Trump, the Tea Party will be dead. Good riddance.

Vote Hillary!

http://theresurgent.com/the-tea-party-is-dead-good-riddance/

Posted by: Erick Erickson at September 02, 2016 03:20 PM (R+30W)

170 Remember... its good to Hire the Handicapped!

Posted by: Clinton 2016 at September 02, 2016 03:21 PM (qf6WZ)

171 Hillary Clinton told the FBI she did not recall all the briefings she received on handling sensitive information as she made the transition from her post as U.S. secretary of state, because of a concussion suffered in 2012, according to a report released Friday.


But how dare you lying liars lie about her health you liars.


I have to have chocolate here somewhere. I must.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 02, 2016 03:21 PM (mf5HN)

172 >>So if you want to blame someone, blame Jake Sullivan. Or Sydney
Blumenthal, maybe. (She doesn't say that, and the name is redacted, but
the notes speak of "his" judgment, and you know Hillary's coven consists mostly of she's -- so what other males would be sending her SAP information?)


There also is Philippe Reines.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:21 PM (NOIQH)

173 "Hillary Clinton told the FBI she did not recall all the briefings she received on handling sensitive information as she made the transition from her post as U.S. secretary of state, because of a concussion suffered in 2012, according to a report released Friday."

Well, there goes the Hillary-is-perfectly-healthy meme they were trying to construct.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 02, 2016 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

174 Does the President have to remember a password for the Nuclear football?




1 2 3 4 5

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:21 PM (4Utw1)

175 CLIAMS COULD NOT REMEMBER SECURITY BRIEFINGS
DUE TO CONCUSSION
-Ace

All I can think of is the end of Deliverance when Burt Reynolds wakes up from his Coma and says he doesn't remember a thing.

I bet she told them to squeal like a pig.

Posted by: WisRich at September 02, 2016 03:21 PM (hdpay)

176 meh...until we're ready to take up arms and put these f'rs in the ground with all of the media lackeys, corporatists, lobbyiest whores, and the half of the population that only wants free sh*t...might as well sit back and wait for President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert .

Posted by: Resist We Much at September 02, 2016 03:21 PM (o+nZ+)

177 (C) - Except for Clintons

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 03:21 PM (F1ndw)

178

Is this a fucking joke?


Where will this end?

I think I'm high.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 02, 2016 03:21 PM (qCMvj)

179 Maybe Hillary just needs a Billy Madison style two-weeks-per-grade re-education so that she knows that Classified materials get *just* a little different handling than, say, yoga recipes or lesbian love letters.

Posted by: Another brain dead excuse at September 02, 2016 03:22 PM (jvI6+)

180 Q. What do you get when you cross a banana republic with an idiocracy?

A. President Evita Mountain Dew Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 03:22 PM (PL2OL)

181 I blame Rahm Emanuel.

As Chief of Staff, he should have made sure that Hillary got the proper training to be a dog catcher.

Posted by: undocumented truth teller at September 02, 2016 03:22 PM (e8kgV)

182 TS-SCI means Tits Suck - Stanky Cunt Indicated

Posted by: Anti-Mary Clogginstien Not From Vermont at September 02, 2016 03:22 PM (UXibf)

183 That bitch will be hearing from my lawyers. She's stolen my act!!!

Posted by: Sgt. Schultz at September 02, 2016 03:22 PM (8ZskC)

184 if Secretary Whoever fails a test, or doesn't attend training... Then what?

She gets assigned a desk job.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 03:22 PM (fngKt)

185 I can't hear you it's the Labor day weekend.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 02, 2016 03:22 PM (U6f54)

186 Really? And I got impeached because of 18 1/2 stupid deleted minutes of tape?

Posted by: Zombie Robot Nixon at September 02, 2016 03:23 PM (kumBu)

187 It just staggers the imagination.
And the media will make pretzels look like bread sticks in warping their logic to justify her as a candidate.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2016 03:23 PM (0tfLf)

188
Hillary Forgets (tm).

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2016 03:23 PM (ODxAs)

189 All eight (C)s in this document mean "third."

OK, smartest woman on the planet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2016 03:23 PM (B+qrE)

190 Holy Fucking Shit Batman

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 02, 2016 03:23 PM (C+vbB)

191 Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:19 PM (u0s1P)

Politicians are not ever investigated prior to a Security Clearance...

Its done so the administration cannot get blackmail material on said politicians... they and their staff are just granted them.

Posted by: Don Q. at September 02, 2016 03:23 PM (qf6WZ)

192 Her time at State did nothing to make her "ready to be President"

Posted by: undocumented ready at September 02, 2016 03:23 PM (e8kgV)

193 I do want John Banner to play her in the movie.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2016 03:24 PM (F1ndw)

194 Trump has to hammer her on the "I forgot because I fell down in a drunken stupor and bashed my head" crack.

Posted by: Iblis at September 02, 2016 03:24 PM (9221z)

195 Don't worry your pretty little heads, guys. The staff is always there to advise the president on classified stuff.

Like the nuclear football. Yeah. Don't believe me? Just go ask that guy over there with the football. Yeah, that guy in the aviators. He's got it right now.

Posted by: Joe joe Biden at September 02, 2016 03:24 PM (V3IFq)

196 Great..thanks for willowing me LOL

It is beyond comprehension that that THIS might get elected... Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:24 PM (Ozsfq)

197 "Hillary Clinton told the FBI she did not recall all the briefings she received on handling sensitive information as she made the transition from her post as U.S. secretary of state, because of a concussion suffered in 2012, according to a report released Friday."

Well, there goes the Hillary-is-perfectly-healthy meme they were trying to construct.





Concussion? Hillary, who's this Clinton you are talking about?
You are dirt poor and you are married to a guy named Webb Hubble. Don't you remember??

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:24 PM (4Utw1)

198 SAVE AMERICA
VOTE TRUMP

Posted by: Myshiba at September 02, 2016 03:24 PM (cfHE9)

199 Trump should start asking after every speech or statement Hillary makes, if that's what Bill wrote down for her to say, since she obviously can't think or remember on her own.

Posted by: Another brain dead excuse at September 02, 2016 03:24 PM (jvI6+)

200 I GET CONFUSED!!!! HUMA!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2016 03:25 PM (qJhUV)

201 So, is it safe to assume that Hillary didn't expect the FBI interview responses to get out, so she just sat back and told the ridiculous lies?

The fix was in by the time this happened, right? This is Hillary saying f#ck you to the FBI, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:25 PM (NOIQH)

202 Where am I? What day is it?

HUMA!!!!!!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at September 02, 2016 03:25 PM (8ZskC)

203 Not one but THREE glorious flaming skulls!

Or...are those simply CAT-scans of Hillary's concussion?

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 03:25 PM (jBuUi)

204 I got mail!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
I got mail! I got mail! I got mail! I like mail! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Posted by: Massive Head Wound Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:25 PM (H9MG5)

205 174 Does the President have to remember a password for the Nuclear football?

1 2 3 4 5

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:21 PM (4Utw1)


Wow, what are the odds?

Posted by: President Skroob at September 02, 2016 03:25 PM (u0s1P)

206 Does anyone know if Presdent Obama is going to stop this rightwing nutjob tactical Joke ??? Bush was worse it stunk too !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 03:25 PM (NuElX)

207 161-it worked for some under-secretaries and ambassadors during 41 and 43- there were a few who couldn't qualify for whatever reason-not passing security, their financials were not legit, and they were told to withdraw, and someone else was nominated. We went without staffing in a number of posts because of the qualifications requirements.

But, you make a good point. Under the current administration, it was very likely A. fellow travelers and B. fear of making the administration mad/embarrassed by failing their nominees, so they were allowed to pass, even when they didn't.

Great job guys, great job.

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:25 PM (VnCI9)

208 this is very good move on hillary's part, to claim brain damage during the FBI interviewPosted by: runner


Thank you. I thought letting drool run down my chin was a sweet move, too.

I didn't notice it during the first hour, though.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2016 03:25 PM (ZFUt7)

209 Hillary Clinton told the FBI she did not recall all the briefings she received on handling sensitive information as she made the transition from her post as U.S. secretary of state, because of a concussion suffered in 2012, according to a report released Friday.

Oh well, she can hire Joe Biden to be in charge of the nuke codes. Ya know, since she can't remember anything, or handle anything important due to neurological problems.
He can be called the Nuke Czar. They can pay him in paste and play dough.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 02, 2016 03:26 PM (+lVUW)

210 My sense is that we don't think enough about how much we collectively, yet unwittingly, force politicians to lie to the FBI.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at September 02, 2016 03:26 PM (PL2OL)

211 Concussion? Hillary, who's this Clinton you are talking about?

You are dirt poor and you are married to a guy named Webb Hubble. Don't you remember??>>>

Plot for the movie Over Broad

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 02, 2016 03:26 PM (wrS2o)

212 At this point my screen is not wide enough for all the flaming skulls this election deserves.

Posted by: TB at September 02, 2016 03:26 PM (UXEYz)

213 PICKLES!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 02, 2016 03:26 PM (wtvvX)

214

Well, if Hillary wants to say she can't remember the briefings, I can feel her pain.

I can't remember any of the briefings I had either.

Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 03:26 PM (fngKt)

215 192 Her time at State did nothing to make her "ready to be President"
Posted by: undocumented ready at September 02, 2016 03:23 PM (e8kgV)

Don't say that to loud, you''l be called sexist and then disappear

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 02, 2016 03:26 PM (C+vbB)

216 JFK got his head blown off and he was still president. Amiright?


*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at September 02, 2016 03:26 PM (8ZskC)

217 Shrillary should be wearing a helmet all the time
------------------

Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!

Posted by: Slow Donnie at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (Ct4hC)

218 Politicians are not ever investigated prior to a Security Clearance...

Its done so the administration cannot get blackmail material on said politicians... they and their staff are just granted them.


Ok. I guess that makes sense, but still, um.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (u0s1P)

219 The Ewok who cried "skull".

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (+wjl1)

220 Go ahead Kissinger, endorse her....I dare you.

There is no fool, Like and old fool

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (Ozsfq)

221 You have nothing to fear from Hillary Clinton as President

Posted by: Juan McAmnesty at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (ndGCC)

222 If our media were honest, this would be the end of her.

Anyone have doubts who the real enemy is still?

D-Lamp, call your office.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (V1M8q)

223 So, who is going to mysteriously die as a result of all this negative info about Hillary coming out?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (+lVUW)

224 Ya think Hillary ever asked what happened to (A) and (B)?

Fuck no.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (k0G44)

225 BUT BUT BUT BUT...

TRUMP!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: #NeverTrump at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (8ZskC)

226 "Concussion" is just Hillary-speak for "bottomless well of vodka"...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (wtvvX)

227 OK...you guys want me to make it EVEN BETTER?

The paras ARE NUMBERED.

So even her bullshit explanation is bullshit.

She is either malevolent beyond belief or mind-blisteringly stupid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (B+qrE)

228
184 if Secretary Whoever fails a test, or doesn't attend training... Then what?

She gets assigned a desk job.



Posted by: Voices, The Burning Bush - it speaks to me. at September 02, 2016 03:22 PM (fngKt)


The her Boss... the...you know.... President? is supposed to do something about it...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (qf6WZ)

229
As we say here in Tokyo . . .

HO - LEE - FOOK.

RELATED: Triple flaming skull is also a brand of sake.

Konichi Wa, kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (+bQvV)

230 THE TRIPLE FLAMING SKULL!!!


I can't even remember the last time we had a SINGLE flaming skull. Trump should be able to capitalize on this and try to start pulling away. I just want to stock up on pudding so bad....

Posted by: Cashin at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (YFOqT)

231 >>>>>Now wait just a second. She can't remember her briefings because of a concussion in 2012?



I mean, what? She was SecState in 2009, right? How did a 2012 Concussion prevent her from being secure in 2010, say?
.
.
.
.The simplest explanation is that she has a time machine.

Or she is:

A. lying again.
B. had another concussion that we didn't hear about.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (iONHu)

232 Annnnnnnd...

http://www.investors.com/politics/clinton-and-trump-are-tied-in-latest-ibdtipp-poll/

Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump Are Tied In Latest IBD/TIPP Poll

She'd be hearing footsteps, were she not fundamentally deaf from the concussion, alcoholism and senile dementia.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (jBuUi)

233 Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas

She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead

Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane
Small thing's so sad that birds could land
Is Lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead

--- Presidents of the United States

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (NOIQH)

234 Good grief. I've been looking for something to put on my satire site Monday. I think I'll just report this straight up.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (2lndx)

235 Secretary Clinton is THE MOST QUALIFIED CANDIDATES EVER, for president.

Posted by: Current President PillowBiter at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (ndGCC)

236 207 161-it worked for some under-secretaries and ambassadors during 41 and 43- there were a few who couldn't qualify for whatever reason-not passing security, their financials were not legit, and they were told to withdraw, and someone else was nominated. We went without staffing in a number of posts because of the qualifications requirements.

But, you make a good point. Under the current administration, it was very likely A. fellow travelers and B. fear of making the administration mad/embarrassed by failing their nominees, so they were allowed to pass, even when they didn't.

Great job guys, great job.

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:25 PM (VnCI9)


Quoted because I seriously never really thought about this, and it's interesting and oh hey maybe I should start drinking.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (u0s1P)

237 FBI: Secretary Clinton, do you recognize any of the following terms: classified information, a "(c)" marking, NOFORN or special access programs?

I don't remember. Hey, what is this, the Spanish Inquisition???!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (PL2OL)

238 What about all of these idiot 4 Star Generals endorsing Cankles? They must be Fucking Rock Heads out of Dr. Strangelove !!!!

Posted by: Anti-Mary Clogginstien Not From Vermont at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (UXibf)

239 229
As we say here in Tokyo . . .

HO - LEE - FOOK.

RELATED: Triple flaming skull is also a brand of sake.

Konichi Wa, kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Hai!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (4Utw1)

240 This is a non-story - everyone concusses once in a whille

Posted by: this is CNN at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (c6/9Q)

241 Sigh. What an awful election year. Dreadful set of choices, and I'm reluctantly convinced I'll have to vote for a lying, clueless creep to try (probably unsuccessfully) to prevent this lying, corrupt, and willfully clueless zombie from winning.

Posted by: Jill v2 at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (y9Auh)

242 Oh, and Director Comey...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (B+qrE)

243 Clearly she was going with the old SAT no idea what the answer is-

Always mark [C]

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (OUbS+)

244
Konichi Wa, kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (+bQvV)

I truly hope you are there for fun, and are enjoying good food and much beer and wine.

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (VnCI9)

245 "So, who is going to mysteriously die as a result of all this negative info about Hillary coming out?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (+lVUW) "

At this point? Maybe Hillary herself. Being family doesn't make you safe. After all, Mike killed Fredo.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:30 PM (kumBu)

246 I can't even remember the last time we had a SINGLE flaming skull. Trump should be able to capitalize on this and try to start pulling away. I just want to stock up on pudding so bad....
Posted by: Cashin at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (YFOqT)



Remember, everyone, in case you were feeling kindly towards Romney these days, I was planning on writing VICTORY on The Rack in whipped cream and sharing a pic with the Horde when Romney won.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 02, 2016 03:30 PM (mf5HN)

247 Wait, you mean FOUO is not FUCK OFF UNIVERSITY of OREGON? I wondered why someone was that adamant about saying it...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 02, 2016 03:30 PM (sytq8)

248 227
OK...you guys want me to make it EVEN BETTER?



The paras ARE NUMBERED.



So even her bullshit explanation is bullshit.



She is either malevolent beyond belief or mind-blisteringly stupid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (B+qrE)

What is even sadder is that the FBI never questioned her on what happened to the rest of the alphabetical paragraph designations then.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 03:30 PM (Enq6K)

249 I guess she lost her phones also because of her concussion. Her caveman lawyer routine may be funny on SNL but its fucking ridiculous for a person that may become President.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 03:30 PM (Xrson)

250 B-b-b-but -- Trump screwed some hot chicks in the '80s and then BRAGGED ABOUT IT!

He is a monster!

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 03:31 PM (jBuUi)

251 Quoted because I seriously never really thought about this, and it's interesting and oh hey maybe I should start drinking.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (u0s1P)

Pass me the bottle.

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:31 PM (VnCI9)

252 I'm just not surprised by any of this. I always thought that she was a completely arrogant, self serving elitist who thinks that she is above any kind of accountability at all.

Gawd only knows what she'll do if she gets elected.

Remember the politician in Stephen King's "Dead Zone"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 02, 2016 03:31 PM (+lVUW)

253 218 Politicians are not ever investigated prior to a Security Clearance...

Its done so the administration cannot get blackmail material on said politicians... they and their staff are just granted them.

Ok. I guess that makes sense, but still, um.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (u0s1P)


They are supposed to get training, and they are supposed to sign responsibility documents... or they are not supposed to get access to classified info...

But apparently none of that was done either...

Seems this old retired Sailor had more training on dealing with classified material the entire senior staff of the State Dept.

Posted by: Don Q. at September 02, 2016 03:31 PM (qf6WZ)

254 "I can't recall anything before 2012," Hillary confesses.
"Don't worry, I'll always be there to help you. I'll be your support, your crutch; you can always rely on me to make you warm and happy," Huma says over her shoulder.
"I love you," Hillary whispers.
"Why, that's - " Huma starts to say, truning to see Hillary cradling a bourbon bottle.
"My little cylindrical friend, you don't judge." Hillary takes a long pull, closes her eyes and sighs.
"Bliss. Oblivion. Bourbon."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 02, 2016 03:31 PM (hLRSq)

255 Presdent Obama should shut down these website for lying !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 03:31 PM (NuElX)

256 She is either malevolent beyond belief or mind-blisteringly stupid.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Not mutually exclusive...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at September 02, 2016 03:31 PM (V1M8q)

257 That's how I passed the bar. I selected C on all multiple choice questions.

Posted by: Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:32 PM (Xrson)

258 Perfect then, she'sp no smarter than any other goverment employee.

(apologies in advance to any morons who are goverment employees)

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2016 03:32 PM (0G2eQ)

259 238 What about all of these idiot 4 Star Generals endorsing Cankles? They must be Fucking Rock Heads out of Dr. Strangelove !!!!
Posted by: Anti-Mary Clogginstien Not From Vermont at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (UXibf)


There is a mandatory lobotomy for in career progression past o-2

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 02, 2016 03:32 PM (C+vbB)

260 not a f*cking joke; a f*cking crime. Arrest, try and imprison the bitch


I love politics and government and all this fun stuff

Posted by: Billy Occam at September 02, 2016 03:32 PM (/542q)

261 Tomorrow I'll dress her up as one of the seven dwarfs. This is so much fun.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Rodham Edmund Wiener Clinton at September 02, 2016 03:32 PM (8ZskC)

262 220 Go ahead Kissinger, endorse her....I dare you.

There is no fool, Like and old fool

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (Ozsfq)

++++

Democrat with a byline says it's not going to happen.

adam nagourney @adamnagourney 57 minutes ago

Henry Kissinger not endorsing Hillary Clinton (just announced) is the best campaign news she is going to get all day.

http://tinyurl.com/guwmv7y

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 02, 2016 03:32 PM (R+30W)

263 Oh, and Director Comey...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (B+qrE)

I too, fell, my fellow American...and hit my noggin, so I forgot how Hillary lied to me during her interview

Posted by: DIR Comey at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (c6/9Q)

264 Seems this old retired Sailor had more training on dealing with classified material the entire senior staff of the State Dept.
Posted by: Don Q. at September 02, 2016 03:31 PM (qf6WZ)

From a Current Sailor:

FIRST rule of security and Email ----ASSUME ALL INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED OR CONFIDENTIAL!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (Ozsfq)

265 hUMa GeT iN hERe wItH mY bRaIN pILlz!

Posted by: Little Boomer at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (De+J6)

266 Can you imagine the everloving Hell that will rain down upon this woman if she loses this election?

All those suckers who "donated" to her "Foundation"? They are not gonna be happy, and they will be looking to get back either their money, or some blood...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (wtvvX)

267 We need a flaming trump scalp weasel...a la the blago flaming hair.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (ILggH)

268
Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!
Posted by: Slow Donnie at September 02, 2016 03:27 PM (Ct4hC)


I remember that one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (+lVUW)

269 Konichi Wa, kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Konnichi wa gokikien ikaga desu ka?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (4Utw1)

270 Oh and its better to claim ignorance rather than stupidly

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (0G2eQ)

271 It's a little cold in here, even with the flaming skulls.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (ZFUt7)

272 I don't see any problems with this.

I just want to let Hillary know that whatever she wants ... we stand ready to give her every cent requested - plus a little extra for her tip.

Posted by: Paul Ryan and the Collaborators in the Vichy GOP at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (zc3Db)

273 Here I thought Obama mastered the role of president with lax indifference, incompetence, and stupidity. Well, no.
Now we've got the above traits plus brain-damage. Whole new territory we're lookin' at.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (CFc5L)

274 255 Presdent Obama should shut down these website for lying !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 03:31 PM (NuElX)


He doesn't need to -- United Nations troops are already kicking Ace's door down as we speak, since Obama has already handed control of the internet to "the international community."

And after they deal with Ace, the UN troops will wander off looking for some 12-year-olds to rape.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (jBuUi)

275 Remember, everyone, in case you were feeling kindly towards Romney these days, I was planning on writing VICTORY on The Rack in whipped cream and sharing a pic with the Horde when Romney won.

I remember that clearly except for the part about VICTORY in whipped cream. The important parts of that pledge were seared- seared!- in my memory and then Romney let us down.

Okay, I'm definitely buying alcohol tonight.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (u0s1P)

276 Of course, if we'd picked anyone but DJT, incompetence and irresponsibility could be big issues. Jim Gilmore would be ahead in the polls.

But no...

I've seen it before. When Chuck Robb's canoodling became a story, we tried to get Jim Miller - a very intelligent strong conservative - the nomination. But of course the populists must have their way, so we got Ollie North, probably the only man in VA whom Robb could beat. Miller admittedly lacked charisma, kind of like Scott Walker, but sometimes boring can be an asset.

Besides, it really doesn't matter. The only way this election could possibly have made a difference would have been to give us a president would truly turn things around. That ain't Trump.

There is SOME truth in Ace's class-based analysis. But it's not the whole truth, and seems to blind him to other things.

Doom is right.

Posted by: George LeS at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (+TcCF)

277
It's been three hours since the last Jane D'oh update.

News is reporting Savannah was hit pretty hard.

Here's hoping power is just out or they are too busy with clean up...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (4DCSq)

278 244
Konichi Wa, kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:28 PM (+bQvV)

I truly hope you are there for fun, and are enjoying good food and much beer and wine.
Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:29 PM (VnCI9)

PRO TIP: the maps in the DK Guidebook have no bearing on actual streets, and are drawn by kindergartners on LSD. Really helpful with signage mostly in Kanji, and 90% humidity.

That said, Kyoto and Tokyo have been eye-opening in many ways. Great trip.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (+bQvV)

279 What a relief. I was beginning to think we would never see the Flaming Skulls again. But, at this point, what difference does it make? Will the Hildebeast supporters change their vote now? Will the MFM stop hiding most of the negatives about her?
I think the best we can hope for is a lot of the Dems don't bother to show up on election day.

Posted by: Hank at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (NtHPu)

280 I thought C was someone marking it 100 in Roman numerals.

Posted by: Massive Head Wound Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (H9MG5)

281 The Drunken Grandma also lost 13 Blackberry's and no one ever found them.

http://tinyurl.com/hlkpkbp

And people want this Witch to run this Country?

Posted by: SCUBA DUDE at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (WsJuq)

282 If they didn't indict, she must be right.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 02, 2016 03:35 PM (BWL+E)

283 Oh and its better to claim ignorance rather than stupidly

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (0G2eQ)

better to claim concussion, citizen

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2016 03:35 PM (c6/9Q)

284 >>>>Annnnnnnd...



http://www.investors.com/politics/clinton-and-trump-are-tied-in-latest-ibdtipp-poll/



Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump Are Tied In Latest IBD/TIPP Poll



She'd be hearing footsteps, were she not fundamentally deaf from the concussion, alcoholism and senile dementia.
.
.
.
.I have said it for weeks, wait until we start seeing polls of likely voters then more accurate numbers will come out, and this poll is of likely voters. hillary has lost her 12+ point lead in the last few weeks.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 02, 2016 03:35 PM (iONHu)

285 Wow, Drudge went all red font, too!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:35 PM (NOIQH)

286 Remember, everyone, in case you were feeling kindly
towards Romney these days, I was planning on writing VICTORY on The Rack
in whipped cream and sharing a pic with the Horde when Romney won.





Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 02, 2016 03:30 PM (mf5HN)

Damn. 2012 sucked even harder than I thought.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 02, 2016 03:35 PM (wtvvX)

287 PRO TIP: the maps in the DK Guidebook have no bearing on actual streets, and are drawn by kindergartners on LSD. Really helpful with signage mostly in Kanji, and 90% humidity.

That said, Kyoto and Tokyo have been eye-opening in many ways. Great trip.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (+bQvV)

I laughed! Thanks for that!

Posted by: Moki at September 02, 2016 03:35 PM (VnCI9)

288 255 Presdent Obama should shut down these website for lying !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 03:31 PM (NuElX)


He can't.... he gave the internet to the UN...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 02, 2016 03:35 PM (qf6WZ)

289 "Her approval ratings went UP this week, didn't thay? WTF?"

Coincidentally, or maybe not, my personal approval rating of the voting public went DOWN this week - if that's even possible at this point. And it went down by exactly as much.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 02, 2016 03:35 PM (iIzG7)

290 So what this all boils down to is this:

Huma Abedin was the shadow SoS. Hillz was just a figurehead who was there to sign off on the stuff that had been paid for by the donors to the Clinton Foundation.

Hillary literally knew nothing because her brains were scrambled and it gave her plausible deniability.

So to accompany having a muslim sympathizing shadow POTUS in ValJar, we had a shadow SoS who is a devout muslim and neck deep in the MB since birth. Holy crap on a cracker, we are lucky we have any sort of country left at all.

An election of Hillary guarantees that we keep a muslim as the Shadow POTUS.

Islam got all this without firing a shot--just wrote a few big checks.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (kXoT0)

291 ...and I saw Hillary's head as it were wounded to death; and her deadly wound was healed; and all the world wondered after the beast.

Posted by: The Book of Revelation, right after all! at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (PL2OL)

292 TRIPLE BURNING SKELETON HEADS BABY!!!!!

Hell yeah!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (Sfs6o)

293 "Her caveman lawyer routine may be funny on SNL but its fucking ridiculous for a person that may become President.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at September 02, 2016 03:30 PM (Xrson) "

Heh - it fits. Hillary is basically Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. "Your honor, I'm just a simple politician. Your strange magic glowing machines confuse and frighten me."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (kumBu)

294 We need a flaming trump scalp weasel...a la the blago flaming hair.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (ILggH)


The Golden Scalp Weasel is practicing Ride of the Valkyrie.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

295 Somehow I don't think running as the Historic! First! Evah! Woman! Pursedent! and while saying "Tee-hee, I'm just a dumb girl. Me no know classicashuns" is consistent.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (V3IFq)

296 Reuters: Clinton could not remember her State Dept. training due to a concussion suffered in 2012.

That right there is a perfect example of lying to the FBI. She got sworn in early 2009. Like I said above unless there is yet another concussion suffered prior to that, she straight up lied to the FBI in their interview.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (iONHu)

297 Oh how I've missed the flaming skulls. Need to add a bruise on it or something to indicate a concussion.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 02, 2016 03:37 PM (UBzPO)

298 BONK BONK ON THE HEAD

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 02, 2016 03:37 PM (0o/oP)

299 290 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (kXoT0)


Hillary = Henry Blake.

Huma = Radar O'Reilly

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:37 PM (+bQvV)

300 The Presidential candidate also stated that she never engaged in executive decision-making while Secretary of State, and that this should prepare her for following in President Obama's footsteps.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 02, 2016 03:37 PM (2lndx)

301 Give the old beotch credit-

I don't remember will keep you from an indictment a helluva lot longer than denying the obvious truth.

"No Mr. Special Agentman, I bumped my head and I just don't remember. I wish I could be more helpful but well you know, I bumped my head." Smiles and shakes her head.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 02, 2016 03:37 PM (OUbS+)

302 If I don't win the Presidency maybe I'll compete in the Special Olympics.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at September 02, 2016 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

303 I saw Triple Flaming Skulls open for Concussed Lush Cylon Grandma (and Jimmy Eat World!) at The Agora in 2005.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:38 PM (kumBu)

304 Now we know where Chelsea gets her charm and intelligence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

305 Posted by: SCUBA DUDE at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (WsJuq)

That is amazing. Hell I have every cell phone I've owned since 2003.

Except the one I sold to the Saudis for $500K.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (48QDY)

306 Posted by: George LeS at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (+TcCF)

Your concern is:

[ ] Noted.
[X] Abused, Derided, and Dropped Off At Night In a Bad Part Of Town.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

307
She sure as shit can remember how to shakedown potentates and "machers" for moo-la.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (+bQvV)

308 Now we know where Chelsea gets her charm and intelligence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

Via the Turkey baster?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (Ozsfq)

309 Joe Biden just suggested I invoke the memory of my dead son to quiet questioners. Sounds like a good idea.

Just can't remember his name.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (ZFUt7)

310 Maybe she should have started a goverment job in a lower position so she could you know learn the ropes before running the joint. Maybe like having a boss who would say "You know we don't take goverment work and put it on Facebook" kind of stuff.

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (0G2eQ)

311 But Clinton's memory doesn't just fall short on email servers, vital
procedures and possible security problems. When asked by the FBI to give
an example of how a federal document arrives at classification, Clinton
couldn't.
...
Clinton could not even recall when she got her security clearance. She
told FBI agents she wasn't sure if she carried it over from the U.S.
Senate or if she got it from State."


Drudge has a link to post that lists all the things Hillary couldn't remember --- it's too big to paste!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (NOIQH)

312
Is this a fucking joke?

All of it should be. A rich joke. Layered with irony and dark sarcasms. But, no. Its all real.
All of it.

So screwed we are.

Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (xVRrG)

313
296 Reuters: Clinton could not remember her State Dept. training due to a concussion suffered in 2012.

That right there is a perfect example of lying to the FBI. She got sworn in early 2009. Like I said above unless there is yet another concussion suffered prior to that, she straight up lied to the FBI in their interview.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM

------------

Great catch. You are most correct, sir.

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2016 03:40 PM (Fmupd)

314 294 We need a flaming trump scalp weasel...a la the blago flaming hair.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 02, 2016 03:33 PM (ILggH)


The Golden Scalp Weasel is practicing Ride of the Valkyrie.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

Weasel's not going to like your ideas at all.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 03:40 PM (CFc5L)

315 Oh, quick. We MUST get a troll in here now who insists that Ace will vote for Hillary!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 03:40 PM (6HqlZ)

316 So to accompany having a muslim sympathizing shadow POTUS in ValJar, we had a shadow SoS who is a devout muslim and neck deep in the MB since birth. Holy crap on a cracker, we are lucky we have any sort of country left at all.

An election of Hillary guarantees that we keep a muslim as the Shadow POTUS.

Islam got all this without firing a shot--just wrote a few big checks.



Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (kXoT0)


Reads like a bad Spy novel.... but sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 02, 2016 03:40 PM (qf6WZ)

317 The triple flaming skull after so long is like shooting Heroin after being sober for a few years.

Ace, we can't just go straight back to the hard stuff. You gotta ease us into it.

Posted by: Paolo at September 02, 2016 03:40 PM (ef6pV)

318 We MUST get a troll in here now who insists that Ace will vote for Hillary!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 03:40 PM (6HqlZ)


Or are to going to vote for Trump on "Moral" issues...LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:41 PM (Ozsfq)

319 Guess we're gonna see a full court press by liberals saying how they love America and are concerned about national security...... Wish they could be honest about not caring. Maybe it's a good thing that they have to lie about it.

Posted by: Draki at September 02, 2016 03:41 PM (OURe4)

320 So Huma suffered the same concussion and memory loss?

Anyone check for classified emails sent prior to 2012 (I suspect there were some), did her concussion in 2012 cause memory loss in say 2011?

Does the FBI HR sit outside McDonald's and Walmart to hire those turned down for jobs by competent corporations?

Posted by: Leland at September 02, 2016 03:41 PM (Sj3xp)

321 And now to crush your happiness and optimism completely:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/clintons-advisers-tell-her-to-prep-for-a-landslide-227659

"Advisers to Hillary Clinton’s campaign have identified so many paths to an Election Day victory they are now focusing not only on the one or two battlegrounds that would ensure a win but on opening up the possibility of an Electoral College landslide.

“Hillary Clinton has many paths to 270 electoral votes, more than any candidate in a generation,” said Jeff Berman, a paid consultant to her campaign.

Revealing a level of confidence Clinton’s inner circle has been eager to squash for weeks, outside advisers have now identified victories in Pennsylvania and New Hampshire as the path of least resistance, delivering for the Democratic nominee more than the 270 electoral votes needed to take the White House. And they are projecting increased confidence about her chances in Republican-leaning North Carolina, a state that could prove as critical as Ohio or Pennsylvania.

Those consultants said they see virtually no chance of Donald Trump winning Pennsylvania, a state with 20 electoral votes that tantalizes Republicans each cycle but has gone blue in the past six presidential elections. [polls]

Democrats advising the campaign said they feel equally confident about her standing in New Hampshire, where Clinton was leading Trump by 15 points in a WBUR poll released in August.

Those two victories, coming on top of the 249 electoral votes that are part of the “blue wall” of states that vote firmly Democratic, would be enough to call the race for Clinton with 273 electoral votes in the bag."

...etc.

According to this article, it's already over. She has it in the bag.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 03:42 PM (jBuUi)

322 We MUST get a troll in here now who insists that Ace will vote for Hillary!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 03:40 PM (6HqlZ)


Or are to going to vote for Trump on "Moral" issues...LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:41 PM (Ozsfq)

Fuck..I mean NOT going to vote for Trump on "Moral" Issues...fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:42 PM (Ozsfq)

323 307
She sure as shit can remember how to shakedown potentates and "machers" for moo-la.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (+bQvV)

It's called selective rememberberberbering.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 03:42 PM (CFc5L)

324 The Huma email where she said Hill is often confused was pre-concussion, yes?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2016 03:42 PM (kTF2Z)

325 I can't remember my brains in a blender it's jello ~ H

Posted by: kahall at September 02, 2016 03:42 PM (xTgLs)

326

And we're supposed to be worried about Trump getting access to the nuclear codes

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 02, 2016 03:43 PM (lKyWE)

327 And all this is conveniently dropped on a Friday before a 3 day holiday. So Tuesday Hillary's minions can dismiss this as "old news".

Posted by: Matticus at September 02, 2016 03:43 PM (p/5D/)

328 I'm sure this is all a bullshit explanation and she is sure leftists and the media will run with nothing to see here.

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2016 03:43 PM (0G2eQ)

329 308 Now we know where Chelsea gets her charm and intelligence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

Via the Turkey baster?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (Ozsfq)


Ouch! I was going to say Bob Smith and Geppetto.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:43 PM (+bQvV)

330 "Hillary Clinton is applying for a job that begins each day with a Top
Secret intelligence briefing, and the notes from her FBI interview
reinforce her tremendously bad judgment and dishonesty," the Trump
campaign said in a statement to LifeZette.


ZING!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:43 PM (NOIQH)

331 These revelations should be a source of eternal fire at the debates. Lock her up!!

Posted by: Afroman at September 02, 2016 03:43 PM (HXEdZ)

332 And we're supposed to be worried about Trump getting access to the nuclear codes
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 02, 2016 03:43 PM (lKyWE)

Bosco

Posted by: Costansa at September 02, 2016 03:43 PM (Ozsfq)

333 Remember, everyone, in case you were feeling kindly
towards Romney these days, I was planning on writing VICTORY on The Rack
in whipped cream and sharing a pic with the Horde when Romney won.

==============================
Hmmmphfff. Victory is quite a large word I don't believe you could fit it on there.

Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (xVRrG)

334 Obama is going to be pissed off about this. ISIS blew up a pipeline in Iraq flooding the streets with oil. That's pollution and bad for global warming. I'm sure he'll do something about ISIS now.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j57zlne

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (wrS2o)

335 Who dresses her in the morning?? Chairman Mao's ghost???

Posted by: Anti-Mary Clogginstien Not From Vermont at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (UXibf)

336 According to this article, it's already over. She has it in the bag.
Posted by: zombie



That's why she's shitting bricks.
Cleared her schedule, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (4Utw1)

337 Mr. Corrupt Crony, in your account you owe the Clinton foundation another $12,340,566.43, and my husband another $250,000 for the remaining amount unpaid on his speech in exchange for the special favors the US Gov did for you. You didn't think I'd forget, did you???

My intelligence training? Um, drawing a blank there.

Posted by: Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (PL2OL)

338 "C" is for cookie!
Is good enough for me.

Oh! Cookie, cookie cookie start with "C"!

Posted by: Hildebeest at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (+wjl1)

339 Wouldn't it be funny if one of the devices Hillary gave Huma to smash was the same device Weiner used to... you know....

Posted by: Doc at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (Vgl4t)

340 According to this article, it's already over. She has it in the bag.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 03:42 PM (jBuUi)

yeah, that - Politico has a form of concussion too, they forget that election is decided by voters and not polls

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (c6/9Q)

341 The Times-Picyune is running with this re-posted WaPo headline right now: "Big questions about Melania Trump's immigration status linger"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (UBzPO)

342 Posted by: Spun and Murky at September 02, 2016 03:34 PM (4D

Best case scenario for Jane. TS approaching from the SW.

She had mentioned earlier that power had blinked. Cell tower impacted and modems impacted I'm sure.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (48QDY)

343 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (Ozsfq)

344 317 The triple flaming skull after so long is like shooting Heroin after being sober for a few years.

Ace, we can't just go straight back to the hard stuff. You gotta ease us into it.
Posted by: Paolo at September 02, 2016 03:40 PM (ef6pV)


Flaming Coke bottle, Prof. Pepperwinkle/Percy Dovetonsils glasses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (+bQvV)

345 >>> Who dresses her in the morning??


S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (PL2OL)

346 Come on folks. Please remember .. being Secretary of State was her "other job"

Posted by: undocumented Proctologist at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (e8kgV)

347 I'll bet Martha Stewart is fuming about now. She's probably ready to shank a bitch.

Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (Ct4hC)

348 Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 03:42 PM (jBuUi)

I don't believe it. I think it's propaganda intended to demoralize Trump supporters. I mean she may very well win, but i don't think it;s in the bag yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (6HqlZ)

349 any comments from Ralph Peters or any of those Bush era security people who have all but endorsed Hillery for president..?

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (2JQBv)

350 Dennis Ritchie told me that the "C" meant that my my email software was written in C.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2016 03:46 PM (+wjl1)

351 I thought the (C) meant it was copywrited.

Posted by: Hillary *hiccup* Clinton at September 02, 2016 03:46 PM (t06LC)

352 296
Reuters: Clinton could not remember her State Dept. training due to a concussion suffered in 2012.

That
right there is a perfect example of lying to the FBI. She got sworn in
early 2009. Like I said above unless there is yet another concussion
suffered prior to that, she straight up lied to the FBI in their
interview.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (iONHu)

I think what she's trying to say is she has no memories of 2009 because of her concussion in 2012. But who the F knows...so much lying I can't keep it straight. She's like a one woman Cloward Piven strategy.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 03:46 PM (Enq6K)

353 335 Posted by: Anti-Mary Clogginstien Not From Vermont at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (UXibf)

Neitsniggolc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:46 PM (+bQvV)

354 >>>I'll bet Martha Stewart is fuming about now. She's probably ready to shank a bitch.

Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (Ct4hC)<<<

Word.

Posted by: Scooter Libby at September 02, 2016 03:47 PM (H9MG5)

355

Us: Holy Flaming Skullfuck Batman!

MFM: I can make a broach or a pterodactyl or...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 02, 2016 03:47 PM (qul7b)

356 311 But Clinton's memory doesn't just fall short on email servers, vital
procedures and possible security problems. When asked by the FBI to give
an example of how a federal document arrives at classification, Clinton
couldn't.
...
Clinton could not even recall when she got her security clearance. She
told FBI agents she wasn't sure if she carried it over from the U.S.
Senate or if she got it from State."

Drudge has a link to post that lists all the things Hillary couldn't remember --- it's too big to paste!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (NOIQH)

++++

You can split a link up over more than one line, and it will still work. If Pixy bitches about it being too long, add a space at the end of the first line. The comment will go through and the space will be removed anyway.

http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/
clinton-told-fbi-couldnt-recall-key-details-26-times/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 02, 2016 03:47 PM (R+30W)

357 According to this article, it's already over. She has it in the bag.
=========================

Don't believe it. Nobody knows what's going to happen this year. Nobody.

Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 03:47 PM (xVRrG)

358
C. As in Can't Understand Never Trump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:47 PM (+bQvV)

359 The Clinton advisers may have assured her of a victory, but that was before the FLAMING SKULLS OF DOOM.

Posted by: Hank at September 02, 2016 03:47 PM (NtHPu)

360 Best case scenario: She's a liar

Worst case scenario: She's a senile, doddering old incompetent fool who, get this, lies

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2016 03:47 PM (t06LC)

361 Heh, I hope Trump does something with this during the debates.

"Moderator, could you repeat the question for Mrs. Clinton, please? It's been 2 minutes since you asked it, so she might have already forgotten it. You know, under my administration, we'd get you the best treatment possible for that concussion in any of my fine Trump hospitals."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:48 PM (kumBu)

362 I'll bet Martha Stewart is fuming about now. She's probably ready to shank a bitch.

Sorry Chi

She'll vote for Hillary.

Twice if she can.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 03:48 PM (48QDY)

363 I thought "c" was the speed of light.

Posted by: Massice Head Wound Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:48 PM (H9MG5)

364 314 Thank you washrivergal. As a matter of fact, I've started jotting down names,

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 03:49 PM (Sfs6o)

365 361 Heh, I hope Trump does something with this during the debates.

"Moderator, could you repeat the question for Mrs. Clinton, please? It's been 2 minutes since you asked it, so she might have already forgotten it. You know, under my administration, we'd get you the best treatment possible for that concussion in any of my fine Trump hospitals."
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:48 PM (kumBu)


Brilliant, that. Martha Raddatz will gavel him to death.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 02, 2016 03:49 PM (+bQvV)

366 OK this gets even worse on drudge right now:

"An unknown individual using the encrypted privacy tool Tor to hide their
tracks accessed an email account on a Clinton family server, the FBI
revealed Friday."

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 02, 2016 03:49 PM (iONHu)

367 You know, that alphabet excuse isn't even creative. She ought to have said she thought it meant copyrighted.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 02, 2016 03:49 PM (0o/oP)

368 "Just can't remember his name.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 02, 2016 03:39 PM (ZFUt7) "

Edmond Dantes?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:49 PM (kumBu)

369 Where have you gone Jon Huntsman?
A nation turns its tearful eyes to you ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2016 03:50 PM (iuoTc)

370 My advisors always assure me of victory or else I remind them about Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 02, 2016 03:50 PM (ZFUt7)

371 I thought C was a helpful reminder to take my vitamins.

Posted by: Massive Head Wound Hillary at September 02, 2016 03:50 PM (H9MG5)

372 I'm sure this is all a bullshit explanation and she is sure leftists and the media will run with nothing to see here.

Posted by: Skip


Ohh, it's going to be a lot better than that.

A research fellow at Media Matters said Thursday that only people "white enough" can care about scandals related to Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server as secretary of state.
- at WeaselZippers.us

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 03:50 PM (V3IFq)

373 I don't believe it. I think it's propaganda intended to demoralize Trump supporters. I mean she may very well win, but i don't think it;s in the bag yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (6HqlZ)


This.

Hillary cannot pick up a new vote at this point and has already started losing them in significant numbers. I doubt that Hildabeast is out drinking pina coladas by the pool right now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:51 PM (8ZskC)

374 Go read Ed's posts.

I may have missed the reference, but is this from Ed Morrisey, Ace?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 03:51 PM (6HqlZ)

375 In honor of Hillary, the flaming skull needs an upgrade. Add some Fresnel prism glasses and a dent in the skull.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 02, 2016 03:51 PM (V/f/L)

376 According to this article, it's already over. She has it in the bag.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 03:42 PM (jBuUi)


...and let that be a lesson forever to any who would dare endanger our power, our access to cheap foreign labor and our right to loot the USA! Losers!

Posted by: The Uniparty Donor Class at September 02, 2016 03:51 PM (PL2OL)

377 My advisors always assure me of victory or else I remind them about Fort Marcy Park.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 02, 2016 03:50 PM (ZFUt7)

Or accuse them of slouching.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 02, 2016 03:52 PM (OUbS+)

378 How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:52 PM (Ozsfq)

379 Repost on point. Looks like the FBI danced around asking anything about how e-mails crossed the "air gap" .

Here's a post mortem. Comey and the FBI acted on a narrow investigation order. It was Hillary and her e-mails only. This was purposeful and hamstrung the investigation from the start.

e.g., The FBI did not investigate the "air gap" of how secure content on the government system got moved to Hillary's home brew. This almost certainly had to involve some combination of Huma, Cheryl or Jake. With none of them made a target -- nor their actions tied to Hillary -- much of the case was lost. No intent, no conspiracy. No leverage on Hillary's minions. Importantly, I thought this could be proven without any minion flipping, just with time logs of who accessed what and when. This should have been a relatively easy case to make. Had it been, there's no way that Comey couldn't find requisite intent no matter how he read the applicable statutes.

Nor did the FBI investigate Clinton Cash Corruption. I thought they would, based on leaks to Fox News'' Catherine Herridge. She got played. So did I. Related to this, the FBI ignored that "Hillary's lawyers permanently put 30,000 e-mails beyond forensic recovery." This is the true Holy Shit Headline.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 02, 2016 03:52 PM (bQxkN)

380 National security is a white privilege concern don't ya know. . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 03:52 PM (xVRrG)

381 374
Go read Ed's posts.



I may have missed the reference, but is this from Ed Morrisey, Ace?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 03:51 PM (6HqlZ)

Yeah...I don't know why he links to that post. I HATE going to HotAir.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 03:53 PM (Enq6K)

382 In honor of Hillary, the flaming skull needs an upgrade. Add some Fresnel prism glasses and a dent in the skull.




Break out the Gabby Gifford's skull!!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:53 PM (4Utw1)

383 Man, what I'd give to see Hillzibub!'s reaction to all this now.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 03:53 PM (Sfs6o)

384 /starts to sing...

don't remember no history....
Don't remember the meaning of C...
Don't remember no security books
Don't remember all the drugs I took

But I do know that I hate you...
and if you will only vote for me to..
What a wonderful world this would be!

Posted by: Hillary Rotten Clinton at September 02, 2016 03:53 PM (qf6WZ)

385 How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:52 PM (Ozsfq)


Remember, you're talking about a woman who left the house wearing an ironing board cover.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:53 PM (8ZskC)

386 I doubt that Hildabeast is out drinking pina coladas by the pool right now.
=======================
agree.

she favors vodka martini's

Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 03:53 PM (xVRrG)

387 "Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2016 03:50 PM (V3IFq) "

"You must be this white to ride."

Is it a scale from Wesley Snipes to Edgar Winter?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 03:54 PM (kumBu)

388 So what!!!!!!!!! If she gets elected Bill Clinton will be able to handle lots of stuff. he be did a grate job when he was Presdent, unlikee Bush who could screw-up a wet dream !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 03:54 PM (NuElX)

389 And yet, still no explanation for the bizarre wardrobe choices.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 03:54 PM (Sfs6o)

390 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:51 PM (8ZskC

Our friends at The Federalist say the exact opposite. Trump can gain no more.

Libertarian dopes because Trump said revisit the First Amendment.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 03:55 PM (48QDY)

391 348 Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2016 03:42 PM (jBuUi)

I don't believe it. I think it's propaganda intended to demoralize Trump supporters. I mean she may very well win, but i don't think it;s in the bag yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (6HqlZ)

++++

Look at the source for the piece:

"Hillary Clinton has many paths to 270 electoral votes, more than any candidate in a generation," said Jeff Berman, a paid consultant to her campaign.

What would be newsworthy is if Hillary's paid lackeys were making the rounds saying that Trump was going to win. That would be news.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 02, 2016 03:55 PM (R+30W)

392 367 You know, that alphabet excuse isn't even creative. She ought to have said she thought it meant copyrighted.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 02, 2016 03:49 PM (0o/oP)


Lawyers often label paragraphs like that, but usually we put in an A), B) and D) etc. around it. What? Did she think every paragraph happened to be C)?

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2016 03:55 PM (t06LC)

393 378 How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:52 PM (Ozsfq)


I don't remember...

Posted by: Hillary Rotten Clinton at September 02, 2016 03:55 PM (qf6WZ)

394 Yeah...I don't know why he links to that post. I HATE going to HotAir.
Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 03:53 PM (Enq6K)



They're just the #NeverTrump site, as far as I'm concerned. Preening divas, all of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:55 PM (8ZskC)

395 Remember, you're talking about a woman who left the house wearing an ironing board cover.





I can't believe how she can't see how embarrassing that looks.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:55 PM (4Utw1)

396 Thank God I had a beer with a Fireball chaser.
Triple Flaming Skulls-you don't see that everyday.

Posted by: Itchytriggerfinger at September 02, 2016 03:56 PM (7csuM)

397 We'll release this information on Friday afternoon
before Labor Day Weekend. The Lamestream Media will say on Tuesday, "Dude, that was like 4 days ago.

Posted by: Current President PillowBiter at September 02, 2016 03:56 PM (ndGCC)

398 I did not lose those BlackBerries accidentally, I lost them on purpose. So it is all ok.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2016 03:56 PM (c6/9Q)

399 296
Reuters: Clinton could not remember her State Dept. training due to a concussion suffered in 2012.

That
right there is a perfect example of lying to the FBI. She got sworn in
early 2009. Like I said above unless there is yet another concussion
suffered prior to that, she straight up lied to the FBI in their
interview.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 02, 2016 03:36 PM (iONHu)



I think they angle is that she can't remember much from before the 2012 fall, which is a pretty handy excuse to use for the rest of her life.



Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 02, 2016 03:56 PM (UBzPO)

400 194 Trump has to hammer her on the "I forgot because I fell down in a drunken stupor and bashed my head" crack.
Posted by: Ibis at September 02, 2016 03:24 PM (9221z)

---
"For the first time in history, both major party Presidential nominees will take the stage in New York City for a forum focusing on national security, military affairs, and Veterans' issues. Hosted by IAVA, and broadcast in primetime by NBC and MSNBC, this forum will allow an audience of primarily Servicemembers, Veterans and military family members to ask questions of both candidates on the issues most important to our community."

http://iava.org/cicforum/

---

Oh yeah, Trump is going to hit her hard on the national security issues in that forum.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2016 03:57 PM (rlfds)

401 How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?
---
Same way you lose one device, just do it once a month for a year , and then once more for good measure.

Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2016 03:57 PM (3Liv/)

402 Photoshop the flaming skull with an icepack or one of those old-timey hot-water bottles

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 02, 2016 03:57 PM (UBzPO)

403 I think they angle is that she can't remember much from before the 2012 fall, which is a pretty handy excuse to use for the rest of her life.





Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 02, 2016 03:56 PM (UBzPO)


Funny. Bill often uses the same excuse...

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2016 03:57 PM (t06LC)

404 Off stoopid sock.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 02, 2016 03:57 PM (rlfds)

405 I like your clothes Hillary and who dresses you in the morning?? Stevie Wonder ???

Posted by: Chairman Mao at September 02, 2016 03:58 PM (UXibf)

406 If this shit broke about me, I'd be embarrasses to show my face out side of my house for 6 months?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:58 PM (Ozsfq)

407 394 Yeah...I don't know why he links to that post. I HATE going to HotAir.
Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 03:53 PM (Enq6K)


They're just the #NeverTrump site, as far as I'm concerned. Preening divas, all of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:55 PM (8ZskC)


And after not being banned.... but asked in an email to no longer participate at that site due to my "Jeffersonian Fantasies"...

I won't pad their traffic count...

Posted by: Don Quixote, aka BB Wolf, aka Romeo13 at September 02, 2016 03:58 PM (qf6WZ)

408 We still know more about what Romney did in junior high than we know about how Hillary got that concussion.

Fuck up, this is.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 02, 2016 03:59 PM (77emZ)

409 Hmmmphfff. Victory is quite a large word I don't believe you could fit it on there.
Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 03:44 PM (xVRrG)



While I admire the sideways pics or gtfo, there are enough Hordelings who have seen The Rack in person (FULLY COVERED YOU PERVS) to attest that, yes, I can easily get VICTORY on there.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 02, 2016 03:59 PM (mf5HN)

410 I don't believe it. I think it's propaganda intended to demoralize Trump supporters. I mean she may very well win, but i don't think it;s in the bag yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 03:45 PM (6HqlZ)

This.

Hillary cannot pick up a new vote at this point and has already started losing them in significant numbers. I doubt that Hildabeast is out drinking pina coladas by the pool right now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:51 PM (8ZskC)

Yes to both. The people telling her this are CONSULTANTS, they need to be paid through November. They need to be important to whatever strategy they use to finally roll her out of hiding. Make no mistake, she is hiding for a number of reasons. Everyone is terrified that she will have a really bad meltdown in public due to her health or her rotten temperament or both. It is not inconceivable to me that she could just go on a screaming tirade about what she is owed and how no one appreciates her and why is she even having to run against Trump, accompanied by a rant about him.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 02, 2016 03:59 PM (kXoT0)

411 I like your clothes Hillary and who dresses you in the morning?? Stevie Wonder ???



Kirby Vacuum Company.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:59 PM (4Utw1)

412 Bang! Bang! Comey's silver hammer
Came down, on her head...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 02, 2016 03:59 PM (Kucy5)

413 this fuckin prima donna needs to go down. you do not get access to classified unless you understand. If nothing else, throw her in jail for that.

Posted by: talgus at September 02, 2016 03:59 PM (UaPF2)

414 So basically she's telling us...

(A) I'm dumb
(B) Because my brain is damaged
(C) So don't send me to prison
(D) And instead make me the President of the United States and leader of the free world

Got it.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (k0G44)

415
I'll have you people know that my team of doctors assure me I'm as healthy as a woman twice my age .

So there.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton wearing her winter coat on a 90 degree day at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (ZFUt7)

416 401 How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?
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Same way you lose one device, just do it once a month for a year , and then once more for good measure.


Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2016 03:57 PM (3Liv/)

Wait. She lost thirteen (13) fucking devices during her time at state, all of which had sensitive data on them? Are you fucking serious? I have had like two Iphones in that time period, none lost. Is she a barely functional retard or something? Its like Forrest Gump in a skirt with a drinking problem.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (t06LC)

417 Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:59 PM (4Utw1)

Few can appreciate that.

Include me.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (48QDY)

418 "And after not being banned.... but asked in an email to no longer participate at that site due to my "Jeffersonian Fantasies"...

I won't pad their traffic count...

Posted by: Don Quixote, aka BB Wolf, aka Romeo13 at September 02, 2016 03:58 PM (qf6WZ) "

It's cool, they have a much better comment section now with the FB switchover. Sometimes they even get tens of comments...on a single article!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (kumBu)

419 And for the record, now we know why she will not hold a Press conference.

She can't answer questions... because she can't remember.

Speeches are OK, because they are written by someone else and read off the teleprompter....

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting..... at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (qf6WZ)

420 Wow. It's one thing to understand the incompetence, corruption and evil.

But another to see it once again laid out.

Please use this Trump.

McCain and Romney would have let is slide on by.

We need SOMEONE to get through the MSM stranglehold on the truth. And right now he's the only one in the position to do it.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (WuRdh)

421 Make no mistake, she is hiding for a number of reasons. Everyone is terrified that she will have a really bad meltdown in public due to her health or her rotten temperament or both.

It is not inconceivable to me that she could just go on a screaming tirade



Arf arf arf arfarfarfarfarf

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (4Utw1)

422 So, this post went up at 2:57pm which means I should seek medical attention at 6:57pm. Got it. Watches synchronized!

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (Sfs6o)

423 "Hillary has it in the Bag"
and
"Trump is Unfit" "Trump is Racist"

The Clinton Media have had to push those so incredibly hard because Hillary exposed to the public is so bad. The MSM is proving they are ready to go to war for Hillary ... Rasmussen used to be the most dependable, and they have Trump in the lead, last I checked. Trump has trended solidly up ever since the DNC convention that was combined with the media blitzkrieg of hate for Trump.

If "America First" loses to corrupt Hillary's open border globalism ... then it happened long ago. But the Trump Revivals are real ... we just need to get out the vote.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (ZRaCn)

424 AND lest we forget, FAB was the First Lady for 8 years and a Senator for 6+ years. All this security clearance "stuff" is fresh and new when becoming SOS?

All hail the FAB...

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (T/sbU)

425 I mean, this report really makes Trump's health questions pretty legitimate, no?

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (t06LC)

426 Forget about this crap!!! Does anyone know if skunks make good pets ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (NuElX)

427 Remember, you're talking about a woman who left the house wearing an ironing board cover.
Posted by: Cicero
----------------
Ha!

I still think she should be made to wear a helmet everywhere. Slow Hillary.

Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (Ct4hC)

428 Haters!

Hillary DESERVES to be our first President who is Developmentally Disabled!

Support those with low IQ's! They are just as smart as we are! Didn't you see Forrest Gump????

/because mentally incompetent women SHOULD be in charge of America!

Posted by: Liberals Everywhere at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (tvyXw)

429 Remember, you're talking about a woman who left the house wearing an ironing board cover.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2016 03:53 PM (8ZskC)

With ironed on patches on it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (kXoT0)

430
395 Remember, you're talking about a woman who left the house wearing an ironing board cover.





I can't believe how she can't see how embarrassing that looks.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:55 PM (4Utw1)

-----------------

She's going to pick up the young female voters when she appears in a Mao suit covered with kittens playing with balls of yarn.

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (Fmupd)

431 This is not the hill to die on!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (0R/kO)

432 Is the fact that she lost 13 devices also in the Hit Air article?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (6HqlZ)

433 If you had a concussion, and were aware that you were now missing or not remembering something vital to your job, wouldn't you seek some re-training, or a refresher course? Would you just stumble along and fake it?


Not that I'm buying her concussion excuse. Just wondering why someone doesn't ask her those questions.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (dFi94)

434 It's Friday, - has Hillary been indicted yet?

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (HVQlX)

435 How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?>>>

I may have sold them but I don't remember.

Posted by: Hillary at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (wrS2o)

436 If I lose an iPhone with confidential material on it I am suppose to report the to the Security Office in my Command...If I did that 13 times...LOL I'd be in heep big trouble

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (Ozsfq)

437 378
How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:52 PM (Ozsfq)

By having them stolen by foreign intelligence services?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (UBzPO)

438 Let's see *rummages through twitter*

"HRC told the FBI she had no computers in the SCIF at her house. But they found that she did."


That's no shit go to jail stuff. I don't care if you aren't under oath. That's lying to the FBI.

Ahahahahaha nothing matters ahahahahahaha.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

439 417 Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 03:59 PM (4Utw1)

Few can appreciate that.

Include me.
Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (48QDY)



Saw a side by side pic on Fb or her and a 1959 Kirby. Damn if they didn't look identical.

And I swear to God that I am not saying it to try and make a funny. It was a brown checked pattern.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (4Utw1)

440 (C) doesn't stand for "classified".

(C) stands for "Confidential", which is a subset of classified information.

Posted by: Grim at September 02, 2016 04:03 PM (Emrn0)

441 Tar. Feathers. Lamp posts.

#NeverEverHillary

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 02, 2016 04:03 PM (tbKrr)

442 Now remember: Trained, fit NFL players don't recover from brain injuries.

Trained, fit professional boxers don't recover from brain injuries.

Aged drunk women on dangerous blood thinners who can't walk without assistance and need a constant attending medical presence with powerful drugs ALWAYS recover from brain injuries and are perfectly capable of being President.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 02, 2016 04:03 PM (Kucy5)

443 Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 04:00 PM (4Utw1)

Resting for the onslaught from Matt Frigging Lauer-Journalist esq.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 04:03 PM (48QDY)

444 If you had a concussion, and were aware that you were now missing or not remembering something vital to your job, wouldn't you seek some re-training, or a refresher course? Would you just stumble along and fake it?


Not that I'm buying her concussion excuse. Just wondering why someone doesn't ask her those questions.



Posted by: grammie winger at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (dFi94)


We've descended to the point her defense is basically the plot to a sub par I Love Lucy episode.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2016 04:03 PM (t06LC)

445 She's going to pick up the young female voters when she appears in a Mao suit covered with kittens playing with balls of yarn.
---

OMG, that's an awesome idea!!!!

Maybe we can put her in some of those black shoes that crippled people wear; those make her look taller.

Posted by: Hillary's Stylists at September 02, 2016 04:03 PM (tvyXw)

446 By having them stolen by foreign intelligence services?
======================
That happen to have an agent by your side every day coughumacough

Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 04:03 PM (xVRrG)

447 Wasn't some talented moron supposed to come up with a Flaming Clown Boner gif?

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 04:04 PM (HVQlX)

448 It's Friday, - has Hillary been indicted yet?
Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (HVQlX)


Is Paris Burning?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 04:04 PM (Ozsfq)

449 That's no shit go to jail stuff. I don't care if you aren't under oath. That's lying to the FBI.

Ahahahahaha nothing matters ahahahahahaha.
=====================

Guess what kids. She gets elected, she won't even need to pretend to be stupid to get away with things. Full on banana republic . . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 04:04 PM (xVRrG)

450 This does explain why she has been in hiding for the past few weeks. Word that it was going to be released was leaked to her ahead of time and they decided she would "turtle up" until most of it blew over.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 02, 2016 04:05 PM (iONHu)

451 Don't forget
There was also a convenient fire at the state department in DC, November 2012, just before her concussion. Lots of plausible deniability for those couple of months.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 02, 2016 04:05 PM (0o/oP)

452 But But But But eminent domain?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 04:05 PM (Ozsfq)

453 Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

How'd that work out for you?

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 04:05 PM (48QDY)

454 426 Forget about this crap!!! Does anyone know if skunks make good pets ????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2016 04:01 PM (NuElX)


Hi Mary, it's me, the guy next door trying to keep a tidy yard. Based on the smell over there I thought you already had one. Using that low flow, one drip a minute shower head again?

Posted by: moon over vermont at September 02, 2016 04:05 PM (kUmUV)

455 Now she absolutely can't have a presser. She'll even have limit, even more than now, her public appearances. Her only hope is to run out the clock and hope that the drip drip drip doesn't turn into a raging torrent.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2016 04:05 PM (kTF2Z)

456 Tar. Feathers. Lamp posts.



#NeverEverHillaryUniparty

---

FIFY

Remember, basically anyone you can think of in DC is perfectly happy with the prospect of her winning the election.

Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2016 04:05 PM (3Liv/)

457 We've descended to the point her defense is basically the plot to a sub par I Love Lucy episode.
--------------------
remember that time Hillary and Huma were in that candy factory . . . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 04:06 PM (xVRrG)

458 Guess what kids. She gets elected, she won't even need to pretend to be stupid to get away with things. Full on banana republic . . .
Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 04:04 PM (xVRrG)



Motherfucker, I'm going to get Hillary in epaulettes for my sins.


I'M SORRYISH OKAY! I MEAN. IF I WERE CAPABLE OF HUMAN EMOTIONS AND FEELING SORRY AND STUFF I PINKY SWEAR THAT I WOULD FEEL SORRY!

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at September 02, 2016 04:06 PM (mf5HN)

459 How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:52 PM (Ozsfq)
***
This from the woman who rounded up used underwear for donation. No way those devices were "lost" -- no freaking way.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 02, 2016 04:06 PM (tbKrr)

460 >>>How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?<<<

I dropped two company cell phones in the shitter. They were promptly flushed.

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 04:06 PM (HVQlX)

461 Maybe we can put her in some of those black shoes that crippled people wear; those make her look taller.

Posted by: Hillary's Stylists at September 02, 2016 04:03 PM (tvyXw)



And a backwards baseball cap could help her connect with the working-class rubes!

Posted by: Hillary's Other Stylist at September 02, 2016 04:06 PM (8ZskC)

462 13 Blackberries....Hum? I wonder how many "Footballs" she could lose?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 04:06 PM (Ozsfq)

463 Guess what kids. She gets elected, she won't even need to pretend to be stupid to get away with things. Full on banana republic .
---

It's not elected, it's selected. Use the left's meme against them.

sigh.

Feel so sorry for people with children; their world will not be better than the one we have.

/now all I have to do is find that book by Ferfal on societal collapse and accelerate my prepping.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 02, 2016 04:06 PM (tvyXw)

464 Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 04:02 PM (4Utw1)

My mom had a Kirby. Wasn't (c) 1959. But...

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 04:07 PM (48QDY)

465 maybe Hillery thought that the 'C' meant Kosher. Sidney Blumenthal could have told her that.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 02, 2016 04:07 PM (2JQBv)

466 "It was not uncommon for Hillary to use a blackberry for a few days and then switch it out for an older model with which she was familiar"

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Smartest woman on the planet.

My grandpa at 93 had a smartphone.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2016 04:07 PM (t06LC)

467 "Wasn't some talented moron supposed to come up with a Flaming Clown Boner gif?

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 04:04 PM (HVQlX) "

Are the Clowns in the Woods still out there? We just need a blowdart filled with Cialis, a flamethrower and someone with a cellphone. It'll be good for the site, and it'll be a public service.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 02, 2016 04:07 PM (kumBu)

468 Uh....not to be a dick but (C) does not represent classified either. (C) in this case represents the confidential a level of classification. Each paragraph within a classified document must be labeled with it's classification level. (U), (C), (S), (TS) along with other special handling designator S such as NOFORN, etc. You can have paragraphs with a TS doc that are (U, C, S or TS).

Maybe this was covered in comments above, if so ignore the comment. But yeah, Hillary is totally unqualified to even be in the same state as a POTUS let alone run for the office.

Posted by: Jprs at September 02, 2016 04:08 PM (a+NuI)

469 >>> How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?


Well, you start by losing cattle futures trading records, then you lose Whitewater land swindle records, then you lose 1,000 raw FBI background files, then you lose Rose Law Firm billing records, and then finally you work up to losing blackberries.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 02, 2016 04:08 PM (PL2OL)

470 My mom had a Kirby. Wasn't (c) 1959. But...
Posted by: Golfman



OMG! It wasn't classified???

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 04:08 PM (4Utw1)

471 Aged drunk women on dangerous blood thinners who can't walk without assistance and need a constant attending medical presence with powerful drugs ALWAYS recover from brain injuries and are perfectly capable of being President figurehead for the Shadow President.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 02, 2016 04:03 PM (Kucy5)

FIFY

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 02, 2016 04:09 PM (kXoT0)

472 AtC

453 How would?

Abbreviations are a bitch.

Posted by: Golfman at September 02, 2016 04:09 PM (48QDY)

473 And a backwards baseball cap could help her connect with the working-class rubes!


Posted by: Hillary's Other Stylist at September 02, 2016 04:06 PM
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You are on fire sister/brother/other!

What are the most popular gang colors? We should coordinate with them so that we don't miss a key demographic.

Maybe we can get with Kanye's people and swap ideas.

Posted by: Hillary's Stylists at September 02, 2016 04:09 PM (tvyXw)

474 The skulls in all their flaming glory!

So beautiful, so bright!

Posted by: Max Power at September 02, 2016 04:10 PM (q177U)

475 Look, I know she is corrupt. I just can't believe the comical ineptness. She has done shit that the writers of Veep! wouldn't put in because its too over the top dumb. Its a parade of cartoony baffoonishness.

Idiocracy is a best case scenario.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 02, 2016 04:10 PM (t06LC)

476 Consultants have to tell Shrillery she's got the win. The Clintons have tons of money stashed and when she loses the consultants will just tell her she won a great victory. They will set up a fake white house with her a Huma and Shrillery won't know the difference. Why would they go to this trouble? Shrillery has a hell of an aim when she's throwing a lamp.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 02, 2016 04:10 PM (22uju)

477 >>>Maybe we can put her in some of those black shoes that crippled people wear; those make her look taller.<<<

Jerraldine Lewis 2016!

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2016 04:10 PM (HVQlX)

478 Comey looks like an even bigger idiot now. Hope Trump fires his sorry ass first week he takes office (yes, I am beong optimistic that he will win this..my new motto in life - be optimistic until proven otherwise).

Posted by: IC at September 02, 2016 04:11 PM (a0IVu)

479 When Little Winger was deployed, all his emails to me had to go through some sort of military screen. I don't know what they did - all I know is I'd get something that said "this has been cleared through security and is non-classified" or some such thing. It was mostly pictures of those giant spiders or requests for Gap underwear. Still, I think someone looked at it and said Okie Doke. Why wouldn't her emails get the same treatment?


I probably don't know half of what I'm talking about, but I just don't get how something like this happens and 56 different people don't shut her down.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 02, 2016 04:11 PM (dFi94)

480 that she did not know that information regarding an upcoming drone strike was classified


Wait - wut?? Did she think they put scheduled drone strikes on Drudge or something, so the target would know to wear his Sunday best when he got smoked? Is she retarded? Or does she think we are?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2016 04:12 PM (SRKgf)

481 be optimistic until proven otherwise.
Posted by: IC at September 02, 2016 04:11 PM (a0IVu)


At this point, that is the only responsible attitude to take

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 04:12 PM (Ozsfq)

482 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2016 04:12 PM (4Utw1)

483 How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:52 PM (Ozsfq)

Lost hell.

Traded in at the kiosk at the mall for $25 payable to the Clinton fund.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 02, 2016 04:13 PM (OUbS+)

484 Idiocracy is a best case scenario
======================

I'd laugh, except this isn't a witticism. Its just obvious at this point.

Posted by: simplemind at September 02, 2016 04:14 PM (xVRrG)

485 The info on her cellphones and mobile devices is contained on pages 8 and 9 here: http://tinyurl.com/jtj5yu4.


In it they don't really say SHE lost them. They say that the DOJ requested all 13 devices from William and Connolly (her attorneys) and they responded that they were unable to locate any of them.


Scheehyeah, right.......

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2016 04:16 PM (Enq6K)

486


I probably don't know half of what I'm talking about, but I just don't get how something like this happens and 56 different people don't shut her down.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 02, 2016 04:11 PM
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Search "Arkancide."

People who defy the Clintons end up dead.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 02, 2016 04:16 PM (tvyXw)

487 Three flaming skulls for a three day weekend! Whee!

Posted by: rickl at September 02, 2016 04:17 PM (zoehZ)

488 Hillary took in 146 million in August, those con artist consultant class ducks will say anything to get some of that stash.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2016 04:19 PM (0s1bS)

489 Boy, Matt Lauer will really be going for Trump's jugular now.

Posted by: Reince Priebus' Assless Chaps at September 02, 2016 04:22 PM (rqKLi)

490 Hello!
You have reached the AOS time machine reservations line. We are experiencing an unusually high number of requests for transport to alternate time periods. All our reservations specialists are busy at this time but please hold and the next free associate will be happy to assist you with your request.
Your estimated wait time is 39 days, 16 hours and 37 minutes.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 02, 2016 04:22 PM (FtrY1)

491 How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?


You sell them. The Clinton Foundation is a phone reseller. Load 'em full of classified info and auction them off to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2016 04:24 PM (k0G44)

492 *HIC*

Do as I do, not as I say, you f*cking peon!

https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/771764956140335105/photo/1

Posted by: FAB tumbling into plane at September 02, 2016 04:26 PM (rlfds)

493 i updated with the (C)onfidential correction.

Thanks!

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2016 04:26 PM (dciA+)

494 Usually I am more wordy. All I can say is Holy Fuck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2016 04:26 PM (pUhwF)

495 People who defy the Clintons end up dead.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 02, 2016 04:16 PM (tvyXw)

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Good luck trying to kill all of us.

Bitch can hardly drag her evil ass up a flight of stairs.

Posted by: FAB tumbling into plane at September 02, 2016 04:27 PM (rlfds)

496 you know all the underlings where commanded to remove all those nasty paragraph ordering marks when they transposed the message from the classified system to non-classified to send it to her highness.

Posted by: talgus at September 02, 2016 04:28 PM (UaPF2)

497 Hillary: "I don't remember anything because of a concussion".

Media: " right wing " conspiracy nuts" are bringing up her health.

No but she's fine. Really. Because she said so....but that's not what she told the FBI at the same time she was cackling about her health questions.

But maybe that late night douche nozzle can have her open another jar of pickles. You know, because all the lying and deception is so fucking funny and a chief quality we want in a president.

Posted by: Reince Priebus' Assless Chaps at September 02, 2016 04:30 PM (rqKLi)

498 Bitch can hardly drag her evil ass up a flight of stairs.

Posted by: FAB tumbling into plane

Her cankles are full of napalm. Fat and cellulite soaked in gin.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2016 04:30 PM (k0G44)

499 The info is this article is contains a few more examples of why I'd vote for Road kill opossum over Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 04:32 PM (6HqlZ)

500 It was mostly pictures of those giant spiders or requests for Gap underwear.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 02, 2016 04:11 PM (dFi94)
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Grammie, tell the truth -- it was you sending out those requests for Gap underwear pics, wasn't it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 02, 2016 04:34 PM (jR7Wy)

501 People who defy the Clintons end up dead.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 02, 2016 04:16 PM (tvyXw)

I'm sure Hillary doesn't care what I think. She's going to sen out the good because I post sticky notes or put out a white board sign.

Besides if i get killed I know where I'm going. At this point Hillary should have no such assurance

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 04:34 PM (6HqlZ)

502 going to sen out the good="send out the goons"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 04:35 PM (6HqlZ)

503 406 If this shit broke about me, I'd be embarrasses to show my face out side of my house for 6 months?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2016 03:58 PM (Ozsfq)

She doesn't have the shame and humiliation genes. Neither does Bill or Obama. Hell, all the Demtards lack them.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 02, 2016 04:36 PM (CFc5L)

504 nevertrumpers need to get off their high horse and give Trump their support. Our country is in grave peril. There will be no 2020 victory without a 2016 victory. Reagan understood that in 1976.

Posted by: unseen at September 02, 2016 04:37 PM (6ez2Z)

505 Wonder what else her (c)oncussion made her (c)onveniently forget?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2016 04:37 PM (pUhwF)

506 505 strokes tend to make you forget a lot of things. concussions not so much

Posted by: unseen at September 02, 2016 04:40 PM (6ez2Z)

507 Good luck trying to kill all of us.



Bitch can hardly drag her evil ass up a flight of stairs.


Posted by: FAB tumbling into plane at September 02, 2016 04:27 PM
----

She only has to take care of the "leaders" who oppose her, and then install loyal minions ("Huma") to take their places.

After that, the "peons" (everyone not favored by Queen Hillary) will then fall in line or be made an example. I'm thinking "Dissident Death Squad" as a tv show on Spike, sponsored by Queen Hillary and Depends.

/that's how it works in a dictatorship!

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 02, 2016 04:40 PM (tvyXw)

508 Motherfucker, I'm going to get Hillary in epaulettes for my sins.

It seems to me that you're placing a heavy burden on yourself and have lived an incredibly exciting life if it's all and only about your sins. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 04:46 PM (6HqlZ)

509 The head of the FBI makes big coin. Looks at corrupt, high level official who has broken Federal laws. Has to decide if job is more important than principles. Maybe has to decide if life is more important than principles.

Head of FBI decides to continue making big coin.

And, so it goes...

Posted by: redneckbitterclinger at September 02, 2016 04:49 PM (MCEs2)

510 Folks, make a note of this stuff and save it. We may need to bring it up later to the LIV whom we know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2016 04:52 PM (6HqlZ)

511 This explains that face of astoundment when the balloons fell from the ceiling at the DNC. Like a shaking keys at a toddler....

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at September 02, 2016 04:52 PM (Kiz9M)

512 Lost phones? How about sold phones...

Surely, the NSA can find these phones, right?!?

Posted by: scrood at September 02, 2016 05:01 PM (3b9U4)

513 Kristian Saucier had no comment.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 02, 2016 05:21 PM (brIR5)

514 The sorry I don't recall bit is the route she went under oath on the Rose lawfirm corruption. Nobody held her to account then. No reason for her not to use it now.

Posted by: Drider at September 02, 2016 05:28 PM (6Xbsz)

515 She lied to the FBI. It is right there in black and white. Will the FBI do anything about it? NO.

This is the nation we live in thanks to altered demographics which put leftists in power.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at September 02, 2016 05:53 PM (NAv1Q)

516 (C)linton
(C)omey
(C)orrupt

Posted by: scoville at September 02, 2016 06:07 PM (hWh8W)

517 yea, and TS/(**) means nothing anymore because I bumped my head.
Screw all of you in the United States national security business. It is time for you all to walk the fuck off the job. shut it down.

Posted by: talgus at September 02, 2016 07:16 PM (UaPF2)

518 Thanks Ace. Been a 12 yr reader, glad I can contribute in some small way.

Posted by: Jprs at September 02, 2016 07:47 PM (a+NuI)

519 Is this the occasion to break out the PSA that "I am not a dumb blond, but I sometimes play one . . . "

Posted by: lee at September 02, 2016 09:55 PM (DCkp1)

520 "Quick, let's join the #NeverTrumpers and elect this devious, grifting,
dangerous and/or possibly senile evil fossil president before we miss
our chance."
Well ACE, I am Never Trump and Never Hillary. As in neither can ever earn my vote. Trump is a grown man, running for president, and he had a strong potential to earn my vote way back in mid 2015. But since he is a grown man, and has spent the entire time from 2015 until now acting the way he has, he has shown that I cannot support him to become the single most powerful person on the planet, even if that means someone possibly worse gets that job.
Unlike liberals, like you, I personally do not ascribe to hashtags as identity concepts.
You were doing pretty good there for a little while, you got most of the way through the whole thing before your deranged mind had to find a boogie man to blame for your impending failures.
Two days before the nomination was sealed I was assured that never trumpers were a tiny minority of a minority group of people. Two days after, i was assured that the never trumpers numbers were in massive decline. Two weeks later, never trumpers were relegated to the dustbin of history. Yet more than a month later you are still latched onto this microscopic segment of the population that people like you assure me is miniscule in number and attacking them relentlessly as if they were the greatest treat facing your pathetic little life.
While you tell yourself that you were not a Trump supporter until the moment he was forced down our throats. I recall reading many many times during the primary where you refused to pick anyone, where you had what little power of persuasion you did have, you did not use it when it counted. Now you just want to blame everyone else for not falling behind someone when you think it matters? Well, it mattered in the primary ACE. You were no where to be found to help prevent this vulgarian from becoming the nominee.
You were not there when it counted for me. Screw you when it counts for you!

Posted by: astonerii at September 02, 2016 09:58 PM (o/DjS)

521 She also told the FBI she thought the Ls on Laverne's clothing stood for the Roman numeral 50.

Posted by: elprez at September 03, 2016 12:18 AM (+fXys)

522 469 >>> How the fuck do you lose 13 devices?


Well, you start by losing cattle futures trading records, then you lose Whitewater land swindle records, then you lose 1,000 raw FBI background files, then you lose Rose Law Firm billing records, and then finally you work up to losing blackberries.

*hic*

You also lose 4 Americans in Benghazi....

*hic*

Posted by: Rgallegos at September 03, 2016 01:17 AM (59GQk)

523 Smartest women ever!

...#no prison for old Hillary

Posted by: torabora at September 03, 2016 10:34 AM (i7vwS)

524 You mean wipe? Like my ass?!

Posted by: Hildabeast at September 03, 2016 10:35 AM (i7vwS)

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