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Clinton Continued Emailing Classified Information Even After She Left the State Department

A woman who is obsessed about keeping her own secrets can't manage to keep the nation's.


Hillary Clinton continued sending classified information even after leaving the State Department, The Post has exclusively learned.

On May 28, 2013, months after stepping down as secretary of state, Clinton sent an email to a group of diplomats and top aides about the “123 Deal” with the United Arab Emirates.


...

The “123 Deal” was a 2009 agreement between the United Arab Emirates and the US on materials and technological sharing for nuclear energy production.

“Hillary Clinton’s mishandling of classified information was so pervasive, it continued after she left government,” Republican National Committee research director Raj Shah told The Post. “She clearly can’t be trusted with our nation’s security.”


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1 phurst

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2016 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

2 Anybody else would be in a federal pen turning big rocks into small rocks.

Posted by: Bosk at August 31, 2016 01:00 PM (n2K+4)

3 Anyone surprised?
Bueller?
Bueller???

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 01:01 PM (NOIQH)

4 Nothing is classified when everyone can read it.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 31, 2016 01:01 PM (zllbf)

5 hrod17@clintonemail.com


THATS her email address???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2016 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

6 Hillary is basically the movie "Snakes on a Plane" in human form.

Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2016 01:02 PM (q177U)

7 I'm gonna go waaaaaaay out on a limb here and guess that Hillary's big speech about national security to the American Legion today isn't going to mention e-mail.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 01:02 PM (noWW6)

8 Was she not supposed turn over all of these classified docs before she departed State?

Instead, she not only possessed them, she freely emailed them, and then later, turned over a usb drive full of her State emails (including classified info) to her personal lawyer for safe keeping.


The woman is a sieve.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

9 "The 123 Deal was a 2009 agreement between the United Arab Emirates and the US on materials and technological sharing for nuclear energy production."

Poorly negotiated deal. Bad for America. Sad.

Posted by: The Donald at August 31, 2016 01:03 PM (nFdGS)

10 5 hrod17@clintonemail.com

THATS her email address???
Posted by: fixerupper


SMOD@clintonmail would be more appropriate.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 01:03 PM (jBuUi)

11 jabbathecunt@fuckyou.com

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2016 01:03 PM (BC5E+)

12
And yet....

the corrupt yeti....

will likely be presidenti

Posted by: Guy Mohawk, poeming it in at August 31, 2016 01:03 PM (ODxAs)

13 I'm still shaking my head. The surprising thing is that I can shake my head and type at the same time.

Posted by: mrp at August 31, 2016 01:03 PM (JBggj)

14 turned over a usb drive full of her State emails (including classified info) to her personal lawyer for safe keeping.

----

*ponders*

What are the odds her PERSONAL attorney has a security clearance.?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2016 01:04 PM (8XRCm)

15 UAE can't be happy about this. (And they probably weren't thrilled about dealing with Hillary anyway. I think they probably spent all the negotiating time mentally dressing her.)

Posted by: joncelli, Channeling Hamlet at August 31, 2016 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

16 "... can't manage to keep the nation's (secrets)..."

That was never the goal. The goal was to sell them for a tidy profit.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 31, 2016 01:04 PM (iIzG7)

17 7 I'm gonna go waaaaaaay out on a limb here and guess that Hillary's big speech about national security to the American Legion today isn't going to mention e-mail.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 01:02 PM (noWW6)


She did mention how she would never speak bad of a Gold Star Mother, except for any whose sons died in Benghazi.

Posted by: jwest at August 31, 2016 01:04 PM (Zs4uk)

18 It is not her fault at all.

*licks boot*

It is not her fault.

*licks boot*

Posted by: Mark Cuban at August 31, 2016 01:05 PM (fvkPE)

19 The average NCO leaving a semi-classified e-mail on a desk, would be seeing the inside of a cell.

This "woman" needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Oh, hell. Who am I kidding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:05 PM (1ZOkK)

20 Hillary sees agency intelligence and her eyes flitter like an old cash register. Ka-ching!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 31, 2016 01:05 PM (1CroS)

21 my husband just called me at work to tell me he saw the Hildebeast on TV and she looks like total crap. Anyone have a pic of her from today? He usually never comments on someones appearance but he said she looks old, tired and haggard.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 31, 2016 01:06 PM (zRZaJ)

22 Clinton invoking Reagan's 'shining city on a hill' in her speech. I cannot believe there are veterans sitting there and listening to the nonsense she is spewing without throwing up in disgust. She is wearing a purple pantsuit this time and looks rather angry and tired.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 01:06 PM (a0IVu)

23 Oh, hell. Who am I kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:05 PM (1ZOkK)

----

The guy that took a photo of the reactor room of a nuke sub, but NEVER sent it anywhere.

Going.to.prison.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2016 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

24 >>hrod17@clintonemail.com


THATS her email address???


"I know, right? Should have used a fake name." - Diane Richardson

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

25 So, what of the JEF? He was her boss. Isn't he complicit? I wonder how many classified e-mails they shared on his Blackberry?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:07 PM (1ZOkK)

26 Still no case to be made.

Posted by: James Comey at August 31, 2016 01:07 PM (1CroS)

27 OT 1
------
Since Jorge Ramos has been mentioned today with regard to Trump coverage , I'll make this comment. Jorge does not seem to be a fan of Hillary Clinton for whatever reason. That may be useful at some point with regard to the email scandal and the perception of her by some of the Spanish-language viewing community. I don't think Trump can be damaged more there but Hillary can.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 01:07 PM (NUqwG)

28 She's dying a little more every day and can't make it stop.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving bitch.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:07 PM (ZFUt7)

29 Hi! hic

Posted by: Hillary at August 31, 2016 01:07 PM (NagBY)

30 See, that's the difference between me and Hillary. She weighs the national intel she leaked, and in her mind, she says "this feels like about twelve to fifteen million." I weigh it, and I say "this feels like about thirty to life."

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 31, 2016 01:07 PM (iIzG7)

31 In any other election year with any other candidate --even non-minority Democrats as well as ALL Republicans, this would be enough to end their campaigns. Immediately.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2016 01:08 PM (TBFYQ)

32 21, Posted by: jewells45 at August 31, 2016 01:06 PM (zRZaJ)

It's on CNN but I caught a clip of her speech on RedStateWatcher's website. She does look terrible.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 01:08 PM (a0IVu)

33 Ace, c'mon. No big deal. Why, Trump said mean things.

Mean. Things.

That's worse than treason. It's worse than murder-treason-mail fraud, okay?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 31, 2016 01:08 PM (cLv3e)

34 28
She's dying a little more every day and can't make it stop.



Couldn't happen to a more deserving bitch.





Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:07 PM (ZFUt7)


Cannibal spiders? *hopes* Or just the evil inside her eating her alive?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:08 PM (1ZOkK)

35 Everyone in the US with half a brain cell knows she is an unindicted felon. But the Democrats and the FSA will vote for her anyway and the MFM will still kiss her ass.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2016 01:08 PM (mpXpK)

36 SMOD@clintonmail would be more appropriate.

or even SMUG@clintonmail

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 01:08 PM (6HqlZ)

37 jewells45: ... but he said she looks old, tired and haggard."

Turns out, she is old, tired and haggard.

And a criminal.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 31, 2016 01:09 PM (1CroS)

38 But even if the public suddenly shifted it would not matter anyway. HLS is going to take over the election.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2016 01:09 PM (mpXpK)

39 NY Post article excerpt:

"The email's recipients were Deputy Secretary of State William Burns,
diplomat Jeffrey Feltman, policy aide Jake Sullivan, diplomat Kurt
Campbell, State Department chief of staff Cheryl Mills, and Clinton aide
Huma Abedin."

====================

Clinton had already left State several months beforehand, but Cheryl Mills was still the State Department chief of staff? Is that accurate?

Posted by: mrp at August 31, 2016 01:09 PM (JBggj)

40 Trump is invited to go to Mexico and meet its president.

Hillary stays hidden away as the e-mail fiasco continues to work its way into the light.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 31, 2016 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

41 She's dying a little more every day and can't make it stop.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving bitch.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:07 PM


Still probably going to win. Yeah...I'm feeling a bit pessimistic today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2016 01:10 PM (bzd8I)

42 She's dying a little more every day and can't make it stop.

I hope it hurts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2016 01:10 PM (rwI+c)

43 She does look terrible.

But she'll be getting personal training and cosmetic surgery before the debate and everyone who coo over how great she looks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 01:10 PM (6HqlZ)

44 I don't want Hillary out of the race. Because then crazy Joe enters with his blarney, bluster and bullshit and amazingly probably win.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2016 01:10 PM (TBFYQ)

45 Hillary Clinton's mishandling of classified information was so pervasive, it continued after she left government, Republican National Committee research director Raj Shah told The Post. She clearly cannot be trusted with our nation's security.


But apparently that's just fine with the American Legion.

I hope those fuckers ask me for a donation some day so I can tell them to DIAF.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2016 01:10 PM (X6fMO)

46 21
my husband just called me at work to tell me he saw the Hildebeast on TV
and she looks like total crap. Anyone have a pic of her from today?
He usually never comments on someones appearance but he said she looks
old, tired and haggard.
====
Gateway has a video of her trying to get out of a van.
She starts to walk out, falls back and has to scoot to the edge of the seat and slide out.

Also, the handler is back.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2016 01:10 PM (77emZ)

47
So according to this she is a private citizen e-mailing classified info.Intent or not isn't this a felony?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 01:10 PM (lKyWE)

48 Also, the handler is back.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2016 01:10 PM (77emZ)


----

Same big black dude with the hypo??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2016 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

49 just heard her say we can disagree without being disagreeable... this after calling trump a racist.

btw: can we get a review of "clinton cash"?

the book, movie or comic book.

maybe i missed it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 31, 2016 01:11 PM (WTSFk)

50 hrod17@clintonemail.com


THATS her email address???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2016 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

Password was Huma69.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 31, 2016 01:11 PM (nFdGS)

51 Just looked at Hillary speaking to the American Legion.

Her hair is dirty and flat (seriously) and she's more haggard than usual.

She's speaking about her luuuve for the military and how hard she'll work for active duty and vets. "This is personal to me!" she just screeched.

Ugh. That's all I can take.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:11 PM (1ZOkK)

52 Trump is invited to go to Mexico and meet its president.
>>>

Vicente Fox is not happy about Trump being in Mexico. Which makes me happy.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 31, 2016 01:11 PM (wrS2o)

53 Same big black dude with the hypo??


Her personal neurologist.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 31, 2016 01:12 PM (rwI+c)

54 So according to this she is a private citizen e-mailing classified info.Intent or not isn't this a felony?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 01:10 PM


Yes, peasant. We will certainly prosecute. But first....

Posted by: Your Betters at Justice at August 31, 2016 01:12 PM (bzd8I)

55 See, I purple wore *hic* foryou ungrateful pissants.
Like purple heart. Ged it?

Now move your fucking oxygen tanks outtta my way!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 31, 2016 01:12 PM (BC5E+)

56 willowed:

No, at least not by my definition. Last week Ace recounted a story where he was attempting to get a legit massage from a prostitute and when he kept telling her to focus on his shoulders he got it up there instead.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formally known as Serenity Now!) at August 31, 2016 12:59 PM (BDZWU)


Ace did this? Really? Crap, I miss all the good posts.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 01:12 PM (I9W/6)

57 I know most people--including me a couple of posts above--believe it won't matter, but on second thought, maybe it does. Every little tidbit--and every time she has to refute it--loses her a few votes.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2016 01:13 PM (TBFYQ)

58 "The 123 Deal was a 2009 agreement between the United Arab Emirates and
the US on materials and technological sharing for nuclear energy
production."

Oh feathers. ANOTHER such deal?

The left, for decades: "No one should ever build another nuclear reactor. The reactors that exist should be permanently shut down at once. A nuclear reactor is an inherently dangerous technology. It can't be made safe. Nuclear reactors create horrible waste that's toxic for millennia. They place all life on Earth at risk."

The left, since Obama's Iranian nuclear deal: "What are you so worked up about? The Iranians are going to build reactors for peaceful nuclear energy. They have a perfect right to do that."

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 01:13 PM (noWW6)

59 19
The average NCO leaving a semi-classified e-mail on a desk, would be seeing the inside of a cell.

This "woman" needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Oh, hell. Who am I kidding.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:05 PM (1ZOkK)

Probably not but would be busted and reassigned w/o a security clearance. Possibly BCD as well.
When I was in Nuke School we had a guy taking classified stuff home and had a wreck. Scattered classified material all over the highway. The State Patrol brought it back to the base. His ass was gone the next day.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2016 01:13 PM (mpXpK)

60 Thanks Royal Oil

Posted by: jewells45 at August 31, 2016 01:13 PM (zRZaJ)

61 It's on CNN but I caught a clip of her speech on RedStateWatcher's website. She does look terrible.
Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 01:08 PM (a0IVu)


---------------

FNC is covering her speech (muted on my tv). She ain't looking healthy. No amount of pancake makeup is going to cover it up. I think she's hired an undertaker to do her makeup.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 01:13 PM (Fmupd)

62 Trump is literally Hitler, having preserved his spirit through dark science, black magic, and his father's inheritance.

Hillary is many things but she's never technically held the title 'Fuhrer'.

Please. This is important for our republic than we all hail Hillary as the start of a new royal dynasty, just as the Founding Fathers wanted.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 31, 2016 01:13 PM (cLv3e)

63 57 I know most people--including me a couple of posts above--believe it won't matter, but on second thought, maybe it does. Every little tidbit--and every time she has to refute it--loses her a few votes.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2016 01:13 PM (TBFYQ)

So long as Obama controls the government there is a built-in 5 percent margin of fraud.

Posted by: joncelli, Channeling Hamlet at August 31, 2016 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

64 Vicente Fox is not happy about Trump being in Mexico. Which makes me happy.



Fvck Pinche Fox.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 01:14 PM (Gzt/W)

65
Trump is invited to go to Mexico and meet its president. >>>

Some bimbo on CNN this morning was calling it an act of desperation.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 01:14 PM (lKyWE)

66 Don't Worry - Nothing Legal Going on Here!

Posted by: John McKenna at August 31, 2016 01:14 PM (16lVl)

67 She literally looks like someone just dragged her out of bed and threw a pantsuit on her.

Didn't even bother to shampoo her hair. Probably smells like a dog's bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:14 PM (1ZOkK)

68 She was just having a senior moment.

No evil intent.

Posted by: James Comey at August 31, 2016 01:15 PM (LISuA)

69 Still probably going to win. Yeah...I'm feeling a bit pessimistic today.Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Remember the hospital scene in 'Patton'? Don't make me go there. Things are looking great.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:15 PM (ZFUt7)

70 FNC is covering her speech (muted on my tv). She ain't looking healthy. No amount of pancake makeup is going to cover it up. I think she's hired an undertaker to do her makeup.




That big breasted chick from Mike & Molly is available!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 01:15 PM (Gzt/W)

71 She's dying a little more every day and can't make it stop.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:07 PM

Maybe it's like Bedazzled and she's just finding out that every deal with the Devil has a surprise.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 31, 2016 01:15 PM (nFdGS)

72 She literally looks like someone just dragged her out of bed and threw a pantsuit on her.

Didn't even bother to shampoo her hair. Probably smells like a dog's bed.




Wet dog.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 01:16 PM (Gzt/W)

73 Holy crap she does look awful. HA! This makes my day! Suffer you fucking bitch.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 31, 2016 01:16 PM (zRZaJ)

74 5 hrod17@clintonemail.com


THATS her email address???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2016 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
============================

It was just for that one advertisement in Biker Diker Magazine. One freakin' time. So ease up.

Posted by: James Comey at August 31, 2016 01:16 PM (LISuA)

75 I'm still shaking my head. The surprising thing is that I can shake my head and type at the same time.
Posted by: map at August 31, 2016 01:03 PM (JBggj)

---

After a while, you become a pro at it.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 31, 2016 01:16 PM (rlfds)

76 As only Nixon could go to China, only Trump can go to Mexico.

Hillary's spokescritter said that Hillary would go to Mexico "at the appropriate time".

I can't imagine Jeb going to Mexico City to visit El Presidente before the election, either.

Posted by: mrp at August 31, 2016 01:16 PM (JBggj)

77
Who is she sending classified information to?
(bad grammar be damned.)
Where is she getting said classified information. (From whom is she getting. . .)

Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Curious Lee at August 31, 2016 01:16 PM (zWnhs)

78 You know what the #nevertrump dead-enders are whining today?

How Trump is working for Hillary because somehow he knew about this latest AND when it would come out and scheduled his Mexico visit AND the immigration speech today in order to help her bury the news.

Insane.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2016 01:16 PM (77emZ)

79 But she had no ill intent. It's all the rage for the too-big-to-fail .

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 31, 2016 01:17 PM (+FSld)

80 Trump is invited to go to Mexico and meet its president. >>>

Some bimbo on CNN this morning was calling it an act of desperation.




Because losers meet heads of state routinely.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 01:17 PM (Gzt/W)

81 Why every.single.attendee at that event doesn't get up and walk out on that bitch is a mystery.

She's always loathed the military. Always. And her rapist husband, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:17 PM (1ZOkK)

82 Just looked at Hillary speaking to the American Legion.
Her hair is dirty and flat (seriously)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:11 PM (1ZOkK)

So, you're saying she has...caucasian hair?

Posted by: JackS at August 31, 2016 01:17 PM (hgwL9)

83 I've come to the conclusion that she can only stand for about 15 minutes because, once again, that's about how long her speech was.

Trump needs to challenge her to a two hour standing debate.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 01:17 PM (Fmupd)

84 A woman like Hillary has got a great big hole, right in the middle of her. She can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 31, 2016 01:17 PM (gyKtp)

85 Whoops, typed my sock in the email field.

Those last two were supposed to be attributed to Any Given #NeverTrumper.

Ah, well. C'est la brie.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 31, 2016 01:17 PM (cLv3e)

86 Vicente Fox is not happy about Trump being in Mexico.

Ain't open borders a bitch?

Posted by: couch fucker at August 31, 2016 01:17 PM (326rv)

87 FNC is covering her speech (muted on my tv). She ain't looking healthy. No amount of pancake makeup is going to cover it up.
=========================

A little transfusion at lunch time and she'll be right as rain.

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at August 31, 2016 01:18 PM (LISuA)

88 How is this any different from... oh, I don't know... a cat video?

Posted by: H-ill-ary Clinton at August 31, 2016 01:18 PM (k0G44)

89 The only real hope for a Republican win is for a low Democrat turnout with a corresponding high Republican turnout.



I do predict a low Democrat turnout based on their shitty turnout the during the primaries. But Republican turnout with a civil war in the RNCe is unknown.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2016 01:18 PM (mpXpK)

90 Both Trump AND Hillary were invited to meet with the Mexican president. She chose not to go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:18 PM (1ZOkK)

91 Frau Panzersuit and the rest of the federal fucks are too deep and too invested now. It has to play out.

Something real bad is going to happen soon.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 31, 2016 01:18 PM (BC5E+)

92 "I think she's hired an undertaker to do her makeup."

Thing is, with the Clintons' connections in Hollyweird, she has the best makeup specialists in the world to accompany her on the campaign trail.

Those folks routinely work miracles. Look at the covers of the supermarket tabloids where purportedly hot starlets are caught in public without their professionally applied makeup, and turn out to be quite plain in reality.

But Hillary is looking so rough now that even top talent being paid top dollar can't polish her adequately.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 01:19 PM (noWW6)

93 A little transfusion at lunch time and she'll be right as rain.

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein

Or I could just eat a baby. Have you tried the baby? Delish. *hic*

Posted by: H-ill-ary Clinton at August 31, 2016 01:19 PM (k0G44)

94 damn sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2016 01:19 PM (BC5E+)

95 >>Her hair is dirty and flat (seriously) and she's more haggard than usual.

She's
speaking about her luuuve for the military and how hard she'll work for
active duty and vets. "This is personal to me!" she just screeched.



Yeah, she really is dying a little bit each day.
Apparently she's a "champion napper!" - looks like she just rolled out of bed to make her speech today. Amazing the MSM still tries to tell us she's 'fit as a fiddle'.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 01:20 PM (NOIQH)

96 Hey, my random new hash (because iPhone) aaaalmost looks like 'cleavage.'

Unless it changes again.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 31, 2016 01:20 PM (cLv3e)

97 Eeek, I just saw a screencap of her doing this speech. Did she have a steamroller drive over her hairdo?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 31, 2016 01:20 PM (+FSld)

98 Just saw of clip of the witch. I've seen zombies that look better than Hillary speaking at the American Legion.

Posted by: Ripley at August 31, 2016 01:21 PM (1BQGO)

99 Ha! Some reporter just said of Trump meeting with the Mexican president that 'both presidents' before catching himself.

#NeverHillary

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:21 PM (ZFUt7)

100 :But she'll be getting personal training and cosmetic surgery before the debate and everyone who coo over how great she looks."

That was going to happen anyway, they will always coo over her and say how smart and good-looking and dignified and prepared she is. The reality is that even CGI can't make her look good.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 31, 2016 01:21 PM (hLRSq)

101 Heh. Drudge. Re Brazil's president being impeached, he adds this jewel:

"Corruption, economic crisis topple nation's first female leader."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:21 PM (1ZOkK)

102 OT 2
--------
>> "The guy that took a photo of the reactor room of a nuke sub..."

--------------
As a reader of the US Naval Institute's "Proceedings" magazine, I would say the contents for the past 15 years has constantly moved into a definite progressive/internationalist direction. The September 2016 issue appears to represent a beginning of a counter-reformation of sorts.

Letters to the editor and non-editorial columns are critical of not only the FBI handling of the Clinton emails but also critiques of the pussycat behavior of boat ops in the Persian Gulf (surrender first), a previous article on a 'feminization-pussification' proposal for dealing with a 'culture of sexual assault' (not that assault is ever appropriate behavior), the naming of a ship the "Harvey Milk", military one-on-one engagement with the PLA-N (Chinese Navy) (Note 1), and excessive focus on sensitivity training.

Note 1: Points out the correlation of high-level DoD civilian and military meetings with Chinese aggression and suggests leaving diplomacy to the State Department.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 01:21 PM (NUqwG)

103
84 A woman like Hillary has got a great big hole, right in the middle of her. She can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
=====================

Her campaign song is "The House That Built Me"

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 01:22 PM (LISuA)

104 Man, I bet I'd get at least 12th if we had Hashtag Awards tight now.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 31, 2016 01:22 PM (cLv3e)

105 These folks that leave babies, children, and pets in locked cars when it's hot?

I want to lock them in a shipping container on a one-way trip to Iraq.

http://tinyurl.com/gs3gl9e

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 31, 2016 01:22 PM (rlfds)

106 Why every.single.attendee at that event doesn't get up and walk out on that bitch is a mystery.

Because they figure she's going to win, so they'd better be on her good side?

Or they're a bunch of ass-kissing toads?

You make the call.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2016 01:22 PM (X6fMO)

107

So when Obama's minions talk about a presidential candidate dying just before, or just after, the election, they are talking about Hillary?

They know something we don't?

Posted by: Curious Lee at August 31, 2016 01:22 PM (zWnhs)

108 I don't know what to think at this point.

I do know in the event of a Trump loss, I am ending my online political involvement and going to shut up and be a good little citizen of Hillary's Happy Fun World just because I don't want my door kicked in by a fucking SWAT team or my taxes audited again.

The culture war is over, we lost. The political war is looking bad, because it was downstream of the cultural war. And unless it turns into unrestrained political violence and the good guys win (and some of you don't want to know what it will take to win, it will shake your inner self___ of being the good guys), we are fucked forever, amen, and there is nowhere else to run to that isn't a corrupt third world shithole.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 31, 2016 01:23 PM (CVva1)

109 Hillary must be using a 'low flow' showerhead. Or no longer showering.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:23 PM (ZFUt7)

110 It wasn't classified because it wasn't marked classified and it couldn't it be classified because she wasn't a State Department employee and it can't be classified because the rules do not apply to Hillary Clinton.

So THERE!

Posted by: Eric at August 31, 2016 01:23 PM (LiN1N)

111 Hillary cares about her secrets. she does not care about our secrets unless it becomes politically expedient.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 31, 2016 01:23 PM (CZCmp)

112 Not a smidgen of corruption, but rather a cosmic shitload.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:23 PM (0mRoj)

113 105
These folks that leave babies, children, and pets in locked cars when it's hot?

I want to lock them in a shipping container on a one-way trip to Iraq.



Someone here left a little golden lab puppy on a hot roof for shits and giggles. By the time someone discovered it, it was nearly dead with thirst, hungry, and black with fleas.


Special hell for these monsters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:24 PM (1ZOkK)

114 Strangely, in the painting of her in the attic, Hillary looks ever more beautiful and healthy.

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at August 31, 2016 01:24 PM (PL2OL)

115 111 Hillary cares about her secrets. she does not care about our secrets unless it becomes politically expedient.
===========================

True, dat

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 01:24 PM (LISuA)

116 >>Her hair is dirty and flat (seriously) and she's more haggard than usual.


Of course I'm more haggard than usual! I'm wearing Haggar slacks and was listening to Sammy Hagar on the way over! *hic - cackle*

Not to mention I'm dying from the inside out. *hic*

Posted by: H-ill-ary Clinton at August 31, 2016 01:24 PM (k0G44)

117 Her stomach and tits could sag another foot, she could age another 20 years and her colostomy bag could explode and the media would say she looks stunning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2016 01:24 PM (BC5E+)

118
Because losers meet heads of state routinely.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 01:17 PM (Gzt/W)


And he was invited,Trump didn't ask for the meeting.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 01:24 PM (lKyWE)

119 I think she's hired an undertaker to do her makeup."

Guess again.

Posted by: Peter North and Danny D at August 31, 2016 01:24 PM (fvkPE)

120 In any other election year with any other candidate --even non-minority Democrats as well as ALL Republicans, this would be enough to end their campaigns. Immediately.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2016 01:08 PM (TBFYQ)
------------------------
In the past this would have precluded the launch of a campaign by a potential candidate.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 01:25 PM (NUqwG)

121 Because they figure she's going to win, so they'd better be on her good side?



Or they're a bunch of ass-kissing toads?



You make the call.
==================

Open bar, all-you-can-eat shrimp cocktail.

Posted by: mrp at August 31, 2016 01:25 PM (JBggj)

122 Yes, its true: I patterned Mrs. Rochester after Hilldogger.

Posted by: Charlott Bronte at August 31, 2016 01:25 PM (LISuA)

123 "As a reader of the US Naval Institute's 'Proceedings' magazine, I would
say the contents for the past 15 years has constantly moved into a
definite progressive/internationalist direction."

USNI's editorial board drank an entire 55 gallon drum of Kool-Aid. Every completely stupid idea regarding the Navy and Marines in the last decade, they've endorsed with full-throated abandon.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (noWW6)

124 Hillary looks old, tired and haggard because she is old, tired and haggard.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (0mRoj)

125 I wouldn't walk to the mailbox without my hair looking decent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (1ZOkK)

126 107

So when Obama's minions talk about a presidential candidate dying just before, or just after, the election, they are talking about Hillary?

They know something we don't?
Posted by: Curious Lee at August 31, 2016 01:22 PM (zWnhs)

Wish I could remember where I saw that -- maybe Wapo? Whenever the lefty propaganda apparatus floats something like this it means they're preparing us for some kind of contingency, usually a nasty one.

Posted by: joncelli, Channeling Hamlet at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

127 woman like Hillary has got a great big hole, right in the middle of her. She can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.

++++++

That's the frightening thing.

She's got something to prove and her entire history is one fuck up after another

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (THupw)

128 Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyq5swu

Posted by: IrishEi at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (LhDi1)

129 "Hillary's spokescritter said that Hillary would go to Mexico "at the appropriate time"."


In other words they had no plan for the contingency and are now scrambling around trying to get an invitation.

Trump ends up looking presidential; Hillary ends up looking like a bumbling amateur.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (hLRSq)

130
Hillary must be using a 'low flow' showerhead. Or no longer showering.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:23 PM (ZFUt7)


Probably afraid she'll melt.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (lKyWE)

131 Can anyone think of a plausible scenario in which the GOP didn't know about this?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2016 01:27 PM (V3IFq)

132 "Her stomach and tits could sag another foot, she
could age another 20 years and her colostomy bag could explode and the
media would say she looks stunning.


Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"

That would be funny except the same MSM managed to convinced 70% of the country Michelle Obama is a sexy fashion icon.

Posted by: Ripley at August 31, 2016 01:27 PM (1BQGO)

133 Garry Trudeau says mocking Hillary is "too much like homework."

A five y.o. with a box of crayons could come up with a political cartoon about the hag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:27 PM (1ZOkK)

134 >>I think she's hired an undertaker to do her makeup.

Huma has contact Daft Punk for a recommendations on who makes their fabulous helmets (in case Hillary decides to go full-on robot).

The other option is to go full-on Baron Harkonnen, with her decked out in leather and levtating....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 01:27 PM (NOIQH)

135 They know something we don't?

Posted by: Curious Lee at August 31, 2016 01:22 PM (zWnhs)
=============================

Oh yeah.

Posted by: Joey "President Choo-Choo" Biden at August 31, 2016 01:27 PM (LISuA)

136 Consider yourselves, "HAGARED!!!" *strikes rocker pose - shits his spandex*

Posted by: Sammy Hagar!!! at August 31, 2016 01:28 PM (k0G44)

137 41 She's dying a little more every day and can't make it stop.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving bitch.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:07 PM

Only the good die young. Just look at George Soros.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:28 PM (0mRoj)

138 Hillary looking awful and sick? That's a shame.

I feel healthy and raring to go!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2016 01:28 PM (PL2OL)

139 Ho Hum, everyone does it. Thomas Jefferson mailed documents, I only emailed them.-Hillary Clinton

Posted by: pointsnfigures at August 31, 2016 01:28 PM (Cgudb)

140 But Hillary is looking so rough now that even top talent being paid top dollar can't polish her adequately.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 01:19 PM (noWW6)


Well then, she's not hiring the right people. She needs to get those old Soviet taxidermists the Politburo put in charge of keeping the embalmed corpse of Lenin looking fresh and new in that glass display coffin.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 01:28 PM (I9W/6)

141 Drip drip drip

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2016 01:29 PM (kTF2Z)

142 One grim fact is emerging from this calumny and outright falsehoods from the Clinton Cabal - every last US secret is no longer secret. They sold it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2016 01:29 PM (Rh6FA)

143 USNI's editorial board drank an entire 55 gallon drum of Kool-Aid. Every
completely stupid idea regarding the Navy and Marines in the last
decade, they've endorsed with full-throated abandon.
===============

Sorry to hear that. I purchased an annual subscription way back when (more than 15 years ago), mainly for the book reviews and book purchases. A great read, then.

Posted by: mrp at August 31, 2016 01:29 PM (JBggj)

144 No evil intent. Simply the intent to make money. She and Bill were destitute upon leaving the White House, don'cha know?

Huh. I am old enough to remember when the intent to make a profit was the absolute epitome of evil. Perhaps that only applies when private citizens get up to such loathsome behavior.

Posted by: Damiano at August 31, 2016 01:29 PM (71OEY)

145 >>>"Corruption, economic crisis topple nation's first female leader."


Yeah, but do I get a musical about me, starring Madonna? Like Evita.

Posted by: Dilma Rousseff at August 31, 2016 01:29 PM (Pby3z)

146 128 Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyq5swu
Posted by: IrishEi at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (LhDi1)

Damn. She looks like she's wearing a rubber mask.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:29 PM (0mRoj)

147 >>So when Obama's minions talk about a presidential candidate dying just
before, or just after, the election, they are talking about Hillary?


They know something we don't?


I saw this as some good lil' staffer thinking outside of the box re: ways to beat Trump. People have said less worse things about Hillary than Trump and met an untimely death....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 01:29 PM (NOIQH)

148 128 Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyq5swu


Posted by: IrishEi at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (LhDi1)

Wonder if she has cataracts and that's what's causing the squint.

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2016 01:29 PM (uLuPn)

149 I don't get it Ace. What's the big deal about a well-meaning progressive doing a bit of capitalism?

Posted by: VA MKZ at August 31, 2016 01:30 PM (o0ky2)

150 128
Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyq5swu


Posted by: IrishEi at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (LhDi1)


That picture sums it up. My mother looked fresh as a daisy on her deathbed compared to that. Of course, my mother was sweet, kind, and very petite and pretty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:30 PM (1ZOkK)

151 we are fucked forever, amen, and there is nowhere else to run to that isn't a corrupt third world shithole.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 31, 2016 01:23 PM (CVva1)

Never, never EVER give up.

https://youtu.be/EHnBPMK-66M

Posted by: JackS at August 31, 2016 01:30 PM (hgwL9)

152 >>>89 The only real hope for a Republican win is for a low Democrat turnout with a corresponding high Republican turnout.

...and why Obama is Democrat's Tar Baby. Attack him or his "legacy" and you risk motivating black turnout to ensure that Trump win is not seen as rejection of his leadership. Punch Hillary all day long, but make sure Hillary is getting the face flamethrower and Obama is getting the hot foot at best.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 01:30 PM (Oy7w+)

153 "What I want to know is why the Democrats thought running Nurse Ratched for President would be a good idea."

The Clintons co-opted the Democrat Inner Inner Party. Any credible competition -- even Biden -- got frozen out. Bernie never had a chance with all the superdelegates pre-announcing they were for Hillary.

Wouldn't be surprised if a lot of Foundation grant money wound up in the hands of key members of the Democrat Inner Inner Party. If the Energizer got cut in, why not? (interesting side-bar -- did Hillary know the Energizer got a piece? I'd be surprised if she didn't).

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 01:30 PM (r1fLd)

154 One grim fact is emerging from this calumny and outright falsehoods from the Clinton Cabal - every last US secret is no longer secret. They sold it.
=========================

Well, tried to maybe. Some (sadly) we just gave away, and that's my real regret from my email server mess. That idiot IT guy cost me millions.

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 31, 2016 01:31 PM (LISuA)

155 I just looked up what they did to that sailor who, like me, was a first class Machinist Mate. They really shit all over him. Probably because he tried to destroy the evidence against him after he got caught and he knew that cameras were prohibited in nuke spaces and it was illegal to photograph classified material. Gee, more shades of Scankles.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2016 01:31 PM (mpXpK)

156 It's on C-span if anyone cares to listen. I only tolerated about a minute but yeah she looks bad.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 31, 2016 01:31 PM (zRZaJ)

157 "Eeek, I just saw a screencap of her doing this speech."

The bags under her eyes are so heavy, dark, and leathery that I was wondering if they have little Louis Vuitton logos.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 01:31 PM (noWW6)

158 128 Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyq5swu
Posted by: IrishEi at August 31, 2016 01:26 PM (LhDi1)


Holy crap. Hillary! looks like she just dragged herself out of bed after 2 hours of sleep following a night of binge-drinking Drano/Pine-Sol cocktails.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 01:32 PM (I9W/6)

159 Speaking of Internet security this nightmare popped into my head this morning:

On October 1st Obama is handing over the Internet to an unknown global institution (the UN no doubt) so then after he leaves office Obama lobbies the UN to become the head of the council that oversees all internet traffic and speech.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 01:32 PM (fvkPE)

160 I don't know what to think at this point.

I do know in the event of a Trump loss, I am ending my online political involvement and going to shut up and be a good little citizen of Hillary's Happy Fun World just because I don't want my door kicked in by a fucking SWAT team or my taxes audited again.

The culture war is over, we lost. The political war is looking bad, because it was downstream of the cultural war. And unless it turns into unrestrained political violence and the good guys win (and some of you don't want to know what it will take to win, it will shake your inner self___ of being the good guys), we are fucked forever, amen, and there is nowhere else to run to that isn't a corrupt third world shithole.


Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 31, 2016 01:23 PM (CVva1)

Pretty much how I see it.

As I complained about last night on the ONT, even so-called Christians are bitterly divided.

Got into it again last night with a couple black coworkers (for those of you not following along, I work at a church) who are all in for O'Dumbass and the Beast. I don't think they'd vote for Jesus if he was the GOP nominee.

Seeing so much stupidity up close just enrages me to no end. Just took out my frustrations at the range. The only solution is to spend one's spare time preparing mentally, physically, and financially for what's coming.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 31, 2016 01:32 PM (Idu2i)

161 Louis Vuitton logos

Why not, the hag is for rent already as her emails prove.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2016 01:32 PM (Rh6FA)

162 Come on, something is seriously wrong with her. She looks pathetic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 31, 2016 01:32 PM (U+nHb)

163 >>That picture sums it up. My mother looked fresh as a daisy on her
deathbed compared to that. Of course, my mother was sweet, kind, and
very petite and pretty.



My 82 year old mother looks better than that every day (people usual guess she's ~70 years old). She's also more active, agile and coherent that 69 year old Sick Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 01:33 PM (NOIQH)

164 Sigh, I'll go spin the container locks rather than punching the wall

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2016 01:33 PM (ngn8T)

165 "...and why Obama is Democrat's Tar Baby. Attack him or his 'legacy' and
you risk motivating black turnout to ensure that Trump win is not seen
as rejection of his leadership."

And, interestingly, Trump seems to get this.

The guy can learn and adapt. But can he do it fast enough?

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 01:33 PM (noWW6)

166 128 Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyq5swu
Posted by: IrishEi
-----------
Ack!
That's one of my local tv stations! Where is she? Is she in town?

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 01:34 PM (OYUTe)

167 "Eeek, I just saw a screencap of her doing this speech."


Looks like they forgot to let her in last night and she had to sleep in the alley.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 31, 2016 01:34 PM (PL2OL)

168 It's peculiar. She's either given up on her hair and fired her hair dresser or else she is in such bad condition that just making it to her appearances is merely throwing on clothes after heaving herself out of bed and neglecting her hair completely. Because this is the same "look" as last weekend at the Cher fundraiser.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 01:34 PM (CFc5L)

169 In other words they had no plan for the contingency and are now scrambling around trying to get an invitation.
===============

Both Trump and Clinton were given invitations to meet with the Mexican president. Trump saw an opportunity and out-hustled Hillary. That's The Art Of The Deal in action.

Posted by: mrp at August 31, 2016 01:34 PM (JBggj)

170 Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap.

--

As a woman, I seriously would never knock her looks because she's old (we all age), but totally aside from that, she truly looks unhealthy. Her pallor isn't well, her eye bags are exaggerated, she looks like she doesn't feel well at all. Not even enough to care what her hair looked like. This is about the worst I've ever seen her look.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 31, 2016 01:34 PM (+FSld)

171 "Hillary must be using a 'low flow' showerhead."


Someone should put her in contact with Kramer's Russian friends.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 31, 2016 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

172 >>Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap.

Yikes.

And that's not some conservative site picking the worst possible pic or something.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 31, 2016 01:35 PM (gTQoY)

173 "Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap."

Haggard. "looking exhausted and unwell, especially from fatigue, worry, or suffering."

And she has no excuse as she' s been off the trail for days. Or maybe it's because she's getting her ass kicked in debate prep.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 01:35 PM (r1fLd)

174 Hey, Joe, if you wanna run, you gotta go through me first.

Just kidding! My mansion is awesome and I don't have to do any more work ever.

SUCKERS

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 31, 2016 01:35 PM (cLv3e)

175 Speaking of Internet security this nightmare popped into my head this morning:

On October 1st Obama is handing over the Internet to an unknown global institution (the UN no doubt) so then after he leaves office Obama lobbies the UN to become the head of the council that oversees all internet traffic and speech.



Way too much like work.

And look out for the pro hackers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 01:36 PM (Gzt/W)

176 She looks so bad I was just looking up 'mange'.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:36 PM (ZFUt7)

177 169 In other words they had no plan for the contingency and are now scrambling around trying to get an invitation.
===============

Both Trump and Clinton were given invitations to meet with the Mexican president. Trump saw an opportunity and out-hustled Hillary. That's The Art Of The Deal in action.
Posted by: mrp at August 31, 2016 01:34 PM (JBggj)

Apparently the co-author of Art of the Deal is not a Trump fan. I expect Hillary to use him in the future.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 01:36 PM (pnA/u)

178 128 Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap.
==========================

If only they let her speak after sundown, she would look much better.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 01:36 PM (LISuA)

179 "Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap."

Watch it, asshole.

Posted by: Crap at August 31, 2016 01:37 PM (k0G44)

180 Hey Bernie when I finish this gig I'm available.

Posted by: Hillary's Lawn Jockey at August 31, 2016 01:37 PM (KvWlw)

181 In any other election year with any other candidate --even non-minority Democrats as well as ALL Republicans, this would be enough to end their campaigns. Immediately.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2016 01:08 PM (TBFYQ)
------------------------
In the past this would have precluded the launch of a campaign by a potential candidate.
Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 01:25 PM (NUqwG)
.....

Nah. This country elected a guy who's entire personal and professional history is legally sealed and any question about the patently false biography invented for his campaign was deemed to be racist.

Of course, this was after he released sealed documents to the press about his Senate opponent's divorce hearings and while the media researched and released every scrap of personal credit and employment information on some plumber who had the misfortune of Obama showing up in his front yard and sent swarms of reporters to research everything about the kids of his opponent's VP pick.

Remember back in 2008 when slut-shaming kids and female politicians was cool?

Posted by: Damiano at August 31, 2016 01:37 PM (71OEY)

182 160 Got into it again last night with a couple black
coworkers (for those of you not following along, I work at a church) who
are all in for O'Dumbass and the Beast. I don't think they'd vote for
Jesus if he was the GOP nominee.



Seeing so much stupidity up close just enrages me to no end. Just
took out my frustrations at the range. The only solution is to spend
one's spare time preparing mentally, physically, and financially for
what's coming.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 31, 2016 01:32 PM (Idu2i)

From the news links:
Speaking of black church members here is a good one from a black pastor in SC who has no love for Scankles.
Black pastor from Easley, SC blasts Scankles and says he is for Trump. And take a look at this outstanding cartoon he had to do a semi-apology for. I am LMAO on this one.


http://bit.ly/2bQG5me


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2016 01:37 PM (mpXpK)

183 I'll bet Drudge posts that pic later today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:37 PM (1ZOkK)

184 Bill loved the military. By that i mean a young female airman that continually was harassing on AF1. She went to Lt. Col. In tears and asked him if he could make the President stop. Asshole. FAB hasn't done dick for the military and despises them.

In better news, Brazil has given Rousseff the boot for her corruption. Chill winds.

Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2016 01:37 PM (TmVQX)

185 "She looks so bad I was just looking up 'mange'."



Yeah, nice case of mange might help.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 01:38 PM (yxiU3)

186 She looks worse than you people do after some quality time with me.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 31, 2016 01:38 PM (gTQoY)

187 Serious question, do the Democrats think that security clearances are for life?

This does underscore that for many Democrats there is no difference between being a public servant and being a private citizen.

blah blah blah you or I would be in jail blah blah blah

For shits and giggles, I ask this. Is anyone interested in how Hillary got that information in the first place?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm so funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 31, 2016 01:38 PM (mf5HN)

188 Hillary and truth are like bleach and ammonia, they kill everyone in the area.

Posted by: JEM at August 31, 2016 01:38 PM (o+SC1)

189 "And she has no excuse as she' s been off the trail for days. Or maybe it's because she's getting her ass kicked in debate prep."


She has probably been boozing it up at those Hamptons fundraisers.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 31, 2016 01:38 PM (OD2ni)

190 I'm very curious as to what Trump will say in his speech tonight, especially in leu of his Mehico trip today.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 01:39 PM (Fmupd)

191 >>She looks worse than you people do after some quality time with me.

Posted by: The Barrel



Bet she smells like you, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 01:39 PM (NOIQH)

192 I don't understand why Trump supporters keep pushing the idea that Clinton looks unwell - it seems counter-productive. Clinton's unpopularity is what is giving Trump even a slim chance. If he was running against Tim "generic democrat" Kaine, he'd be a lot further behind.

The line from the Trump camp needs to be that Clinton is as healthy as a 25-year-old.

Posted by: person(a non grata) at August 31, 2016 01:39 PM (mFkVC)

193 It's peculiar. She's either given up on her hair and fired her hair dresser or else she is in such bad condition that just making it to her appearances is merely throwing on clothes after heaving herself out of bed and neglecting her hair completely. Because this is the same "look" as last weekend at



Bernies?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 01:39 PM (Gzt/W)

194 Do I get a musical about me starring Madona, like that Peron skank?

Posted by: Dilma Rousseff at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (Mt8T4)

195 AtC, would you care to go in with me and ship some cannibal spiders to the Hamptons?

*sips tea*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (1ZOkK)

196 And that's not some conservative site picking the worst possible pic or something.

Posted by: Mama AJ
------------------
I can assure you WTKR is not a conservative player. My local CBS affiliate. Dreck.

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (OYUTe)

197 >>>The guy can learn and adapt. But can he do it fast enough?
Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 01:33 PM (noWW6)

I honestly think Trump may have a better feel for how to do this than the professionals. The partisans on both sides are cementing in their positions, but the undecideds are probably sick of the whole thing. They'll tune in for the debates and pay attention increasingly slowly after Labor Day.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (Oy7w+)

198 Jesus I left the blog this AM with the same turd dumping on Trump and I come back and it's doing it again. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (Ozsfq)

199 Maybe this is the new campaign strategy to attempt to halt her freefall in the polls -- try for the sympathy vote.

Geez put her face and hair in a 30 second commercial with Sarah McGlauklen singing, and I might even consider throwing some money her way. Probably directly at her, in coin form, to be exact.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (ZFUt7)

200 Lizzy, I have an aunt about that age. Same story. My grandmothers fell apart though.

They both had dementia which my aunt doesn't.

Yes, we all age, but where mental faculties go physical will follow. Hillary's brain isn't right.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (bjOmo)

201 The worst part is, when her terrible medical condition finally comes out, every useful idiot that didn't care about national security will defend keeping this a secret.

Posted by: couch fucker at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (326rv)

202 "Seeing so much stupidity up close just enrages me to
no end. Just took out my frustrations at the range. The only solution
is to spend one's spare time preparing mentally, physically, and
financially for what's coming.


Posted by: Country Boy"

Went to a cook-out last weekend with, mostly LIV's and Dems present. (I generally avoid these type of situations anymore). It was painful to listen to them blather on about politics. Depressing and painful.

Posted by: Ripley at August 31, 2016 01:41 PM (1BQGO)

203 Both Trump and Clinton were given invitations to meet with the Mexican president. Trump saw an opportunity and out-hustled Hillary. That's The Art Of The Deal in action.


Posted by: mrp at August 31, 2016 01:34 PM (JBggj)


Then it is even worse for Hillary: opportunity knocked and she ignored it; like a certain 3 am wake-up call.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 31, 2016 01:41 PM (hLRSq)

204 195
McCain won. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (XzRw1)


So did Debbie Wasaman-Scrunt. It's the stupid season.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:41 PM (1ZOkK)

205 128 >> Here's a screenshot from Hillary's speech today. She really does look like crap.

>> http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyq5swu

I noticed that Sabo's poster of her has the tits placed appropriately.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 31, 2016 01:41 PM (gyKtp)

206 You know what the #nevertrump dead-enders are whining today?

How Trump is working for Hillary because somehow he knew about this latest AND when it would come out and scheduled his Mexico visit AND the immigration speech today in order to help her bury the news.

Insane.

The Russians hacked Hillary; put all that classified shit on her p.c.; and are pulling for a Trump victory that all his traitorous worshipers are ignoring! Moroni told me!

Posted by: pesonally(shit) at August 31, 2016 01:42 PM (LdMbv)

207 I don't understand why Trump supporters keep pushing the idea that Clinton looks unwell -
Posted by: person(a non grata)

Putin told us to.

Posted by: couch fucker at August 31, 2016 01:42 PM (326rv)

208 She's not even listening to her handlers if she's walking out the door looking like that. Serious crap going on behind doors. Should make an interesting book when it comes out.

Posted by: Dang at August 31, 2016 01:42 PM (k0G44)

209 The line from the Trump camp needs to be that Clinton is as healthy as a 25-year-old.
Posted by: person(a non grata) at August 31, 2016 01:39 PM (mFkVC)
------------------
Thanks. I will make every effort I can to get this important insight to the Trump campaign staff. I am surprised they haven't hired you already.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 01:43 PM (NUqwG)

210 "McCain won. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (XzRw1)

So did Debbie Wasaman-Scrunt. It's the stupid season."


Angela Corey lost. So that's something.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 31, 2016 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

211 My last post reminded me... remember back in 2008 when the media tasked giant swarms of people to research every word of Palin's hacked, personal email account? I don't seem to recall vast amounts of court filings prior to ever paper publishing illegally obtained information then but I do recall lot of outrageous outrage about an email or two that referenced things tangentially related to being governor and all sorts of lawsuits related to using a personal account for official business.

Posted by: Damiano at August 31, 2016 01:43 PM (71OEY)

212 Hillary's health is going to be her next crying on TV trick.

Woe is me I'm suffering for YOU boo hoo

And then Trump is a big bully what uses killing words on frail old ladies

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 01:43 PM (THupw)

213 The Russians hacked Hillary; put all that classified shit on her p.c.; and are pulling for a Trump victory that all his traitorous worshipers are ignoring! Moroni told me!
Posted by: pesonally(shit) at August 31, 2016 01:42 PM (LdMbv)

-----------

I'm so glad you slipped in the anti-Mormon attack! Keep up the good work!

Posted by: person(a non grata) at August 31, 2016 01:44 PM (mFkVC)

214 And my campaign fell apart because I yelled, "HEEEYAAH!!!"?

Posted by: Howard Dean at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (k0G44)

215 Sweet Buttery Jesus! Hellary looks like she's on her last hoof! Whats wrong with her?

Posted by: Abby Coffey at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (HBU7W)

216 Tired old shtick from the same tired old people

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (Ozsfq)

217 "McCain won. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."


Yeah, I'm starting to look a little sideways at AZ.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (yxiU3)

218 AtC, would you care to go in with me and ship some cannibal spiders to the Hamptons?

*sips tea*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:40 PM (1ZOkK)



That sounds like a most cromulent idea.

I have A List of people we can send to harvest the cannibal spiders.


Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (mf5HN)

219 What happened to all the one named trolls that used to come around?

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (a0IVu)

220 Michael Dukakis - a second look?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (Rh6FA)

221
person(a non grata)

I'll be damned if I can find a use for you.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at August 31, 2016 01:46 PM (326rv)

222 #21

Yes, Hillary looked awful at the speech.

http://tinyurl.com/h7799ag

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 01:46 PM (kXoT0)

223 I have A List of people we can send to harvest the cannibal spiders.







Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (mf5HN)


Bander?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:46 PM (1ZOkK)

224 Angela Corey lost. So that's something.



Posted by: Benji Carver

Her campaign just fell flat. Get it?! *waves flat, flappy arm*

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 31, 2016 01:46 PM (k0G44)

225 I think it is very important to consider how she looks because it is the chief indicator of how healthy she really is.
If you've ever been terribly sick, you know full well that your appearance gets shot to hell, and if you are very, very ill, you simply don't care.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 01:47 PM (CFc5L)

226 What happened to all the one named trolls that used to come around?
Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (a0IVu)
-------
Now, new and improved with added parenthesis!

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 01:47 PM (NUqwG)

227 AlextheChick, some theme music for your little list.

https://youtu.be/CWo_3CIcTBQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2016 01:47 PM (Rh6FA)

228 I have A List of people we can send to harvest the cannibal spiders.

*dances in anticipation*

"Maybe she'll pick me!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 31, 2016 01:47 PM (hLRSq)

229 What happened to all the one named trolls that used to come around?
=============================

They're sitting in a circle next to the dumpsters, sharing the last bottle of Rosie.

Posted by: mrp at August 31, 2016 01:47 PM (JBggj)

230 Michael Dukakis - a second look?


Posted by: Anna Puma

Ooh! Let me get my helmet!

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at August 31, 2016 01:47 PM (k0G44)

231 What happened to all the one named trolls that used to come around?
We left because we couldn't understand parody.

Posted by: Mike at August 31, 2016 01:48 PM (LdMbv)

232 >>Yes, we all age, but where mental faculties go physical will follow. Hillary's brain isn't right.

So true!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 01:48 PM (NOIQH)

233 219 What happened to all the one named trolls that used to come around?

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (a0IVu)


Beats me.

Posted by: "Rob" at August 31, 2016 01:48 PM (I9W/6)

234 219 What happened to all the one named trolls that used to come around?

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (a0IVu)


I have no idea.

Posted by: "John" at August 31, 2016 01:48 PM (I9W/6)

235 *long, wet fart noise*

Posted by: H-ill-ary Clinton's brain at August 31, 2016 01:49 PM (k0G44)

236 Angela Corey lost. So that's something.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 31, 2016 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

So did Corrine Brown and Alan Grayson, so that's some good news. Grayson got destroyed by over 40 points. .

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:49 PM (0mRoj)

237 >>Yes, we all age, but where mental faculties go physical will follow. Hillary's brain isn't right.


How can you tell?

Posted by: Joseph Biden, Resident Paste Eater at August 31, 2016 01:50 PM (oQQwD)

238 No clue.

Posted by: "Barrel" at August 31, 2016 01:50 PM (gTQoY)

239
e-mails?

*cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cough-cough-cough,, fart/squirt, cough-cough. cough...*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2016 01:50 PM (HSmrB)

240 217 "McCain won. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."


Yeah, I'm starting to look a little sideways at AZ.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill



Yeah. Remind me to take AZ off the list when we secede.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 01:50 PM (Gzt/W)

241 But Hillary is looking so rough now that even top talent being paid top dollar can't polish her adequately.

I was thinking the same thing. No matter how hard you fight it, healthy lifestyle, exercise, cosmetic surgery, etc. etc, after a certain age you look old. And, besides cosmetic surgery, she meets none of the above criteria. Also, festering evil at the core of your being eventually begins to bubble to the surface.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (SeD0w)

242 214 And my campaign fell apart because I yelled, "HEEEYAAH!!!"?
Posted by: Howard Dean at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM (k0G44)

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Outkast at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (0mRoj)

243 Hours after Israels Civil Administration gave approval to 463 housing units in Samaria, the Obama administration issued a firm rebuke, condemning the move and warning that Israel risked undermining the prospects for a two-state solution.

Speaking to reporters Wednesday evening, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest expressed the administrations concern for the Israeli governments green-lighting of the housing projects, saying they posed a growing threat to the establishment of a Palestinian state.

Meanwhile Hamas is poised to take over the arab government in the so called West Bank

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (Ozsfq)

244 AlextheChick, some theme music for your little list.

++++

Have to admit
It's getting better
Getting better
All the time
Can't get no worse

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (THupw)

245 *Yawn*...yesterday...well OK maybe today, but this afternoon it will be yesterday so f/u.

Posted by: Hillary at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (5ThVX)

246 *cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cough-cough-cough,, fart/squirt, cough-cough. cough...*

*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

We must all unite in ignoring this!!

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (326rv)

247 She keeps distributing confidential emails because she ain't no ways tarred. Nothing perks her up like selling information and influence. She'll be a high-energy President until she's sold the last thing. McConnell and Ryan will have to do their best to slow her down so she doesn't burn out too soon.

Posted by: Not tarred, enraged at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (geNHc)

248 So did Corrine Brown and Alan Grayson, so that's some good news. Grayson got destroyed by over 40 points.
Posted by: Insomniac


Which is remarkable because this means that there really is a maximum tolerable level of crazy in Florida.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (V3IFq)

249 Saw some of FAB going on about how much she loves America and how great we are and how wonderful everything is. Barf. Disgusting liar. She HATES this country.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfer at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (m3iiU)

250 So did Corrine Brown and Alan Grayson, so that's some good news. Grayson got destroyed by over 40 points. .

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:49 PM (0mRoj)


He's out? Grayson is...OUT?

Alan Grayson is OUT!?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 01:52 PM (I9W/6)

251 27 OT 1
------
Since Jorge Ramos has been mentioned today with regard to Trump coverage , I'll make this comment. Jorge does not seem to be a fan of Hillary Clinton for whatever reason. That may be useful at some point with regard to the email scandal and the perception of her by some of the Spanish-language viewing community. I don't think Trump can be damaged more there but Hillary can.

Posted by: RioBravo

She's immune to my hot Latin charm. I offered to take her to dinner but she said, "Can I just take the $100 for dinner and the $5 for the blow job." but that's not why I don't like her.

Posted by: Jorge Iglesias Ramos at August 31, 2016 01:52 PM (kfcYC)

252 244 AlextheChick, some theme music for your little list.

++++

Have to admit
It's getting better
Getting better
All the time
Can't get no worse
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (THupw)


It can ALWAYS get worse.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:52 PM (0mRoj)

253 What happened to all the one named trolls that used to come around?




Soros' check bounced.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 01:52 PM (Gzt/W)

254 We must all unite in ignoring this!!

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (326rv)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:52 PM (1ZOkK)

255 Wait, RK I'm in AZ....


*looks sideways at myself*

Posted by: Hillary at August 31, 2016 01:53 PM (5ThVX)

256 250 So did Corrine Brown and Alan Grayson, so that's some good news. Grayson got destroyed by over 40 points. .

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:49 PM (0mRoj)

He's out? Grayson is...OUT?

Alan Grayson is OUT!?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 01:52 PM (I9W/6)

Yup, and I hope we never hear from that rat fuck ever again.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:53 PM (0mRoj)

257 We must all unite in ignoring this!!

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (326rv)

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:52 PM (1ZOkK)

person ( non grata) or what ever it call's itself now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 01:53 PM (Ozsfq)

258 Bad Hillary sock!

Posted by: Goomba at August 31, 2016 01:53 PM (5ThVX)

259 Meanwhile Hamas is poised to take over the arab government in the so called West Bank

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (Ozsfq)


I thought Hamas was already running the West Bank.

Or is that Gaza...?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 01:53 PM (I9W/6)

260 Yeah, I'm starting to look a little sideways at AZ.

Apparently Juan McCain's stronghold is all the blue-haired, 4:30 Stuckey's crowd in Maricopa County. Kelli Ward did pretty well in her home county. F-it, maybe you can't beat the Uniparty. Too big. Too rich. Too many elites inside and outside government to be denied.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 31, 2016 01:54 PM (SeD0w)

261 person ( non grata) or what ever it call's itself now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 01:53 PM (Ozsfq)


I know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:54 PM (1ZOkK)

262 "So did Corrine Brown and Alan Grayson, so that's some good news. Grayson got destroyed by over 40 points. .

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:49 PM (0mRoj) "

Unfortunately, I'm sure Grayson has some sort of 6-figure lobbying job to go back to, so it isn't like he'll suffer. He's a narcissist, so he won't get the attention he craves, but I want him living on a sewer grate, damnit.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 01:54 PM (kumBu)

263 Insomniac, you said it could always get worse - Alan Grayson as DNC Chairperson.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2016 01:54 PM (Rh6FA)

264
person ( non grata) or what ever it call's itself now a days
Posted by: Nevergiveup

FYI: I'm socking the troll.

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at August 31, 2016 01:54 PM (326rv)

265 Trump's response to any allegation made by the Hildebeast should be, "She lies about everything else, why would you believe that?"

Unfortunately, most people don't believe her and don't care if she lies. They expect her to lie.

Posted by: Hank at August 31, 2016 01:54 PM (w8jjq)

266 Bander?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 01:46 PM (1ZOkK)



He's provisionally on the not being sent to collect cannibal spiders/not being Raptor'd/not being flamethrown list at the moment because he accidentally said something not awful to me last night.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 31, 2016 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

267
*waves flat, flappy arm*

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 31, 2016 01:46 PM (k0G44)
___________________

At least you have an arm to wave....

~sniff-sniff~

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 31, 2016 01:55 PM (HSmrB)

268 A multi-millionaire that goes out looking like that? Minnie Pearl and Moms Mabely had better style.

Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2016 01:55 PM (TmVQX)

269 I know.
----
No, you don't!!!

Posted by: pesonally(shitthebed) at August 31, 2016 01:55 PM (LdMbv)

270 But she'll be getting personal training and cosmetic surgery before the debate and everyone who coo over how great she looks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 01:10 PM (6HqlZ)

The time for that has passed. It should've happened shortly after she left State, but, her health was too iffy. Then there's the blood thinners, elective surgery is very problematic when you are on them, and top notch surgeons probably refused to operate because of the huge liabilities involved. She's too frail and dizzy for anything but the mildest of exercise. Additionally, a lot of medications make you puffy and lower your energy level.

She looked as good as she's going to look at the convention and all of the physical capital she used up for that week took its toll.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 01:55 PM (kXoT0)

271 I thought Hamas was already running the West Bank.

Or is that Gaza...?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 01:53 PM (I9W/6)


Gaza...but that dope Abbas that runs the PA thought it was a good idea to call elections to "punish" Israel and Hamas is poised to take control of the west bank now unless the elections are cancelled. But of course State and Fredo are more concerned about a few bathrooms and bedrooms

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 01:55 PM (Ozsfq)

272 FYI: I'm socking the troll.Posted by: potatoes (au gratin)

Yeah, watch that one. Whiny little bitch gonna write a letter to Ace about 'losing the best posters' and anti-Mormon sediments.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 01:57 PM (ZFUt7)

273 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 31, 2016 01:54 PM (SeD0w)


Kelli Ward losing to that worthless PoS McCain is a sad day for AZ and the Republic. If I were in AZ, I might consider voting D in the Senate general as a matter of principle!

Posted by: "Sam" at August 31, 2016 01:57 PM (wCEn4)

274 She can't keep the nation's secrets precisley BECAUSE she chose to keep her mail FOIA-free and secret. She had to choose between the nation and herself.

It wasn't even close.

No wonder she sleeps 18 hrs. a day.

Posted by: Ben Gozzi at August 31, 2016 01:57 PM (cIFv6)

275 Mmm. Potatoes (au gratin).

Posted by: homer simpson at August 31, 2016 01:57 PM (LdMbv)

276 Her campaign just fell flat. Get it?! *waves flat, flappy arm*

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 31, 2016 01:46 PM (k0G44)


This insensitive comment gives me a sadz.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 31, 2016 01:57 PM (I9W/6)

277 Which is remarkable because this means that there really is a maximum tolerable level of crazy in Florida.

That hasn't been my experience. Hold my beer and hand me those fireworks...

Posted by: Florida Man at August 31, 2016 01:57 PM (SeD0w)

278 Speaking to reporters Wednesday evening, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest expressed the administrations concern for the Israeli governments green-lighting of the housing projects, saying they posed a growing threat to the establishment of a Palestinian state.

Anything that threatens the creation of a Palestinian state is a good thing. Those fuckers can rot in hell too right along with Josh and his boss.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 31, 2016 01:57 PM (Idu2i)

279 "Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 01:51 PM (Ozsfq) "

I'm sure Netanyahu is busy crafting a statement about exactly how many fucks he gives. Spoiler alert: It's a number lower than 1 and greater than negative 1.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 01:58 PM (kumBu)

280 Trump's response to any allegation made by the Hildebeast should be, "She lies about everything else, why would you believe that?"

Unfortunately, most people don't believe her and don't care if she lies. They expect her to lie.
Posted by: Hank

Actually, that could be a very effective tack. Everything she says and does is laden with contempt and dishonesty. She's like a comic book 'bizzarro" character. And her supporters love her despite it, or perhaps because of it.

Everytime she opens her mouth, check to see if there's an e-mail lurking somewhere, or who got paid. That's the thing that will stick to her.

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at August 31, 2016 01:58 PM (326rv)

281 Trump just said he's going to eat the Mexican president!!! What do you Trumpers have to say for yourselves?????

Posted by: pearshaped (oblata ) at August 31, 2016 01:59 PM (V3IFq)

282 Clinton Continued Emailing Classified Information ...
________

Of course she did.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 31, 2016 01:59 PM (lh7g2)

283 Re trolls, they seem to have a pattern - first they are all flower based names (petunia, begonia) and then one named trolls (Jack, Larry)..must be a strategy they came up with at group training.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 01:59 PM (a0IVu)

284 Trump just said he's going to eat the Mexican president!!! What do you Trumpers have to say for yourselves?????
=======================

I hope he doesn't use a knife and fork.

Posted by: mrp at August 31, 2016 02:00 PM (JBggj)

285 Imagine the optics at the debate

Hillary looking like death warmed over

Trump calling her a bitch

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 02:00 PM (THupw)

286 I'm pretty sure socking another poster with a clearly parody name is perfectly cromulent by the AoSHQ style guide.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 02:00 PM (kumBu)

287
Trump just said he's going to eat the Mexican president!!! What do you Trumpers have to say for yourselves?????
Posted by: pearshaped (oblata ) at August 31, 2016 01:59 PM (V3IFq)


I hope he uses hot sauce.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 02:00 PM (lKyWE)

288 >>She looked as good as she's going to look at the convention and all of
the physical capital she used up for that week took its toll.


Think you're right.

She's worn the horrid house-dress-tent with plaid pj pants outfit at least twice in the last week or so, and if that doesn't telegraph "I have no f#cks left to give, you all should just be happy I'm here" then I don't know what does.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (NOIQH)

289 >>>She looked as good as she's going to look at the convention and all of the physical capital she used up for that week took its toll.

What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (Oy7w+)

290 But I *want* to collect cannibal spiders.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (mgbwf)

291 Re trolls, they seem to have a pattern - first they are all flower based names (petunia, begonia) and then one named trolls (Jack, Larry)..must be a strategy they came up with at group training.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 01:59 PM (a0IVu)


There's absolutely no coordination here

Posted by: "Sam" at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (wCEn4)

292 285 Imagine the optics at the debate

Hillary looking like death warmed over

Trump calling her a bitch
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 02:00 PM (THupw)

I'm praying that she has to climb stairs and stand for more than 30 minutes. Probably the best chance to see her face-plant.

Posted by: joncelli, Channeling Hamlet at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

293 Looking at the Decision Desk numbers, it certainly appears that the votes for the multiple primary challengers to McLame added up to more votes than he got.

Once again, spoiler candidates. And the refusal by the weak hands to withdraw and let support coalesce behind the strongest challenger.

And of course a buttload of Uniparty money poured into McLame's campaign coffers. The donor class love that guy.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 02:02 PM (noWW6)

294 277 Which is remarkable because this means that there really is a maximum tolerable level of crazy in Florida.

That hasn't been my experience. Hold my beer and hand me those fireworks...
======================

Should we slow the boat down or speed up?

Posted by: Florida teens at August 31, 2016 02:02 PM (LISuA)

295 Imagine the optics at the debate

Hillary looking like death warmed over

Trump calling her a bitch
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 02:00 PM (THupw)


I'm still upset that we won't get a Trump Biden debate with someone calling someone a lying motherfucker, punches being thrown and hairplugs everywhere.


Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 31, 2016 02:02 PM (mf5HN)

296 Yeah, we're way past personal trainers and surgery. Unless they have a Lazarus Pit on hand, Hillary is going to look like an almost-dead haggard old bitch during the debates.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 02:02 PM (kumBu)

297 >>What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?


"Tentz"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 02:02 PM (NOIQH)

298 289 >>>She looked as good as she's going to look at the convention and all of the physical capital she used up for that week took its toll.

What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (Oy7w+)


Huma in a blonde wig.

Posted by: Goomba at August 31, 2016 02:02 PM (5ThVX)

299 What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (Oy7w+)


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9 mil scuba wetsuit.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 02:03 PM (Fmupd)

300 Imagine the optics at the debate Hillary looking like death warmed over Trump calling her a bitchPosted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers 


I think the trump campaign is using Laura Ingram (sp) as the Hillary stand in. Maybe they should have her not bath for a few days and wear bag lady clothes while practicing.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 02:03 PM (ZFUt7)

301 283 Re trolls, they seem to have a pattern - first they are all flower based names (petunia, begonia) and then one named trolls (Jack, Larry)..must be a strategy they came up with at group training.
Posted by: IC


One of my goals this election is to get my hands on the Media Matters training materials, or at least on a employment contract for the "online disrupters" (i.e. trolls) they hire by the hundreds (if not thousands).

We know they do it, but so far they've been very good at hiding the mechanics of the Clinton Campaign troll strategy.

If anyone from any of the hacker-crews who have broken into the other Clinton-related organizations recently are reading this:

HACK MEDIA MATTERS.

It will be a goldmine of crushingly embarrassing revelations.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 02:03 PM (jBuUi)

302 Stunt doubles.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 31, 2016 02:03 PM (gTQoY)

303 9 mil scuba wetsuit.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 02:03 PM (Fmupd)


i just......*wipes tea off keyboard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)

304 "I hope he uses hot sauce.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 02:00 PM (lKyWE) "

So he stole Hilldog's purse? The fiend!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 02:04 PM (kumBu)

305 Could be the only thing wrong with her is dehydration from wearing those long, heavy coats in August.


Okay, not really, but...

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 31, 2016 02:04 PM (gTQoY)

306 But I *want* to collect cannibal spiders

++++

Can't. They used all the eggs for Bubble Yum

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 02:04 PM (THupw)

307
There's absolutely no coordination here
Posted by: "Sam" at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (wCEn4)


None at all

Posted by: Daisy at August 31, 2016 02:04 PM (lKyWE)

308
Anybody else would be in a federal pen turning big rocks into small rocks.

Posted by: Bosk at August 31, 2016 01:00 PM (n2K+4)







Not just that, they'd be turning big rocks into little rocks, little rocks into gravel, and mixing the gravel with quick-set concrete overnight so they could start all over again in the morning.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 02:04 PM (LuZz8)

309 But I *want* to collect cannibal spiders.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (mgbwf)


You can't! I get to pick the cannibal spiders for her!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

310 What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?



Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (Gzt/W)

311 What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?

We're way beyond Spanx. Trust us.

Posted by: Gam-Gam ISS 2.0 Engineering Team, a division of the Clinton Global Health Initiative at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (SeD0w)

312 Speaking to reporters Wednesday evening, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest expressed the administrations concern for the Israeli governments green-lighting of the housing projects, saying they posed a growing threat to the establishment of a Palestinian state.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 31, 2016 01:57 PM (Idu2i)


Since when have the Palestinians ever wanted a state? They've made it clear that what they want most of all is to see Israel destroyed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (I9W/6)

313 Clinton Continued Emailing Classified Information ...

Nah, it was just wedding yoga and maybe butt stuff.

Posted by: Josh Earnest at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (QM5S2)

314 I think the trump campaign is using Laura Ingram (sp) as the Hillary stand in. Maybe they should have her not bath for a few days and wear bag lady clothes while practicing.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 31, 2016 02:03 PM (ZFUt7)

They should have her yell "PRUNE JUICE" and "KILL THE BABYLONIANS" at random intervals just for verisimilitude.

Posted by: joncelli, Channeling Hamlet at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

315 I'm praying that she has to climb stairs and stand for more than 30 minutes. Probably the best chance to see her face-plant.

Posted by: joncelli, Channeling Hamlet at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (RD7QR)


I expect her to make an entrance to the debates on a HoverRound and the debaters will be seated at a table (in comfy chairs) since it will encourage a more moderate and friendly discussion.

However, Candy Crowley will still have transcripts of everything every written and a Cattle Prod to keep Trump in line!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (wCEn4)

316 In my dreams, the Hell Bitch is rolled on stage for the first debate like Hannibal in Silence of the Lambs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 02:06 PM (1ZOkK)

317 I'm still upset that we won't get a Trump Biden debate with someone calling someone a lying motherfucker, punches being thrown and hairplugs everywhere.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 31, 2016 02:02 PM (mf5HN)
=======================

Hmmmmm...there could be big money in that fight!

Posted by: Don King at August 31, 2016 02:06 PM (LISuA)

318 Brian Dennehy as Hillary at the debates? He's got the range for it.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 02:06 PM (kumBu)

319 What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (Oy7w+)

Flannel nightgown, heelless tattered slippers, bubblegum pink plastic curlers.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 31, 2016 02:06 PM (hLRSq)

320 I fought the Hill ♪
♫ And the Hill won
I fought the Hill ♫
♪ And the Hill won

Posted by: The Law at August 31, 2016 02:06 PM (LdMbv)

321 But I *want* to collect cannibal spiders.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (mgbwf)



Sigh.

Of course you do.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 31, 2016 02:06 PM (mf5HN)

322 What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (Oy7w+)

There are very strong latex or girdles that you can wear. However, you can't even wear Spanx or other light control undergarments if you have incontinence issues that require a catheter or diapers OR if you have complicated medical appliances strapped to your body.

I think she is wearing the big bulky clothing to hide both incontinence measures and medical equipment. No woman with her vast fortune goes out in that sort of clothing without a damn good reason, especially not someone who knows that cameras are on her 24/7/365.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 02:07 PM (kXoT0)

323 Jonah observed the other day that with all the thousands of emails discovered by the FBI and others, not a one has mentioned yoga. Not one.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 02:07 PM (LISuA)

324 and hairplugs everywhere.

That's funny.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 31, 2016 02:07 PM (SeD0w)

325 What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (Oy7w+)
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Suit of armor.

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2016 02:08 PM (805dc)

326 They should have her yell "PRUNE JUICE" and "KILL THE BABYLONIANS" at random intervals just for verisimilitude.
Posted by: joncelli, Channeling Hamlet at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

TRY THE ICED CHAI LATTE

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 02:08 PM (kXoT0)

327 Alan Grayson is OUT!?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 01:52 PM (I9W/6)

Yup, and I hope we never hear from that rat fuck ever again.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 01:53 PM (0mRoj)

Be careful what you wish for. Patrick Murphy beat Grayson. Murphy has a good chance of beating Rubio. If Hillary! wins Murphy is in her pocket, Rubio might not be. I was hoping Grayson would win.

Posted by: JackS at August 31, 2016 02:08 PM (hgwL9)

328 >> I'm still upset that we won't get a Trump Biden debate


I wouldn't rule it out. Given Biden's national stature, I wouldn't be surprised if courts were to allow him onto the ballots as late as mid-September, or as long as he gets in before all three debates.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 31, 2016 02:08 PM (PL2OL)

329 Michael Dukakis - a second look?


Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2016 01:45 PM


No. Just. No.

Never.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2016 02:08 PM (bzd8I)

330 326
They should have her yell "PRUNE JUICE" and "KILL THE BABYLONIANS" at random intervals just for verisimilitude.

Posted by: joncelli, Channeling Hamlet at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (RD7QR)



TRY THE ICED CHAI LATTE

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 02:08 PM (kXoT0----------------------------------------
CHIPOTLE! BURRITO!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 02:09 PM (1ZOkK)

331 Hillary having some kind of medical episode LIVE during the debate is one of our best chances to massively swing the poll numbers against her.

One of her mini-seizures? Falling silent like a deer in the headlights? Unable to remain standing?

All of these things happen with regularity on the campaign trail, but they are not widely publicized or shown to the public. If it happened live during the debate, the MSM couldn't hide it.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 02:09 PM (jBuUi)

332 I think it is very important to consider how she looks because it is the chief indicator of how healthy she really is.

If you've ever been terribly sick, you know full well that your
appearance gets shot to hell, and if you are very, very ill, you simply
don't care.
========
Exactly.

And there was a damned good reason that Obama and his media made damned sure everyone knew how frail and broken McCain was--people vote for the strong horse.
I remember: broken hands, can't type, cancer, old, old, old, could die in office, oldest since X to run, old, old, old, etc., etc., and on and on.

I guarantee as soon as that bitch is behind doors there is a whole team of medical and quasi-medical personal swarming around her.

A 50 year old would look 15 with the treatment she is getting these days.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2016 02:09 PM (77emZ)

333 Should Trump eat the Mexican President with Cholula, to be culturally sensitive? Or with Tabasco, to help support American jobs?

This is the burning question of our times, people.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 02:09 PM (kumBu)

334 I swear CNN usually runs pic of Hillary, and she looks so young....Trump has his usual evil look on CNN. Wasn't it in the olden days they always said the older the female star, the more gauze they put over the lens...

Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2016 02:09 PM (hIWCG)

335 263 Insomniac, you said it could always get worse - Alan Grayson as DNC Chairperson.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2016 01:54 PM (Rh6FA)

That would be awful, albeit unlikely. He's such a raging asshole and has so much baggage that I don't think the donks would want him being the face of the party. According to reliable accounts, he's an even bigger raging asshole in private than his public persona, if you can believe that.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 02:09 PM (7KFPB)

336 I'm just saying I think it's all a ruse.

Oh sure her health sucks but I'm beginning to think they're exaggerating it all. For the pity contrast.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 02:09 PM (THupw)

337 They should have her yell "PRUNE JUICE" and "KILL THE BABYLONIANS" at random intervals just for verisimilitude.
Posted by: joncelli, Channeling Hamlet at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (RD7QR)


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Someone look up that word. I'm afraid to.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (Fmupd)

338
Word has it they plan to use a hologram of youthful Hillary on stage to debate Trump

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (lKyWE)

339 318 Brian Dennehy as Hillary at the debates? He's got the range for it.
========================

That role has "Abe Vigoda" written all over it.

Posted by: Night Of The Living Dead Debate at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (LISuA)

340 Re trolls, they seem to have a pattern - first they are all flower based names (petunia, begonia) and then one named trolls (Jack, Larry)..must be a strategy they came up with at group training.
Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 01:59 PM (a0IVu)
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Wait wait wait - not all flowers are bad . . .

*hangs little flower head in sadness*

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (805dc)

341
Since when have the Palestinians ever wanted a
state? They've made it clear that what they want most of all is to see
Israel destroyed.


Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 02:05 PM (I9W/6)







They got about 95% of what they wanted when Bubba brokered the mid-90s ME peace deal. Arafat balked at getting a state because in exchange, the PLO would have swear off killing Jews.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (LuZz8)

342 If it happened live during the debate, the MSM couldn't hide it.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 02:09 PM (jBuUi)




You underestimate the range of "technical difficulties" available to the MSM.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (wCEn4)

343 Trump would only eat the Mexican president if borscht was being served!

Posted by: pesonally(shitthebed) at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (LdMbv)

344 9 mil scuba wetsuit.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 02:03 PM


You know, we could let her loose around Cape Cod. She's look an awful lot like a harbor seal in one of those. The sharks would be so pleased...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2016 02:11 PM (bzd8I)

345 325 What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (Oy7w+)
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Suit of armor.
========================

Depends.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 02:11 PM (LISuA)

346
333 Should Trump eat the Mexican President with Cholula, to be culturally sensitive? Or with Tabasco, to help support American jobs?

This is the burning question of our times, people.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 02:09 PM (kumBu)


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Taco bowl for the win.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 02:11 PM (Fmupd)

347 >>>>CHIPOTLE! BURRITO!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 02:09 PM (1ZOkK)

NANNER IS PLEASED!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 02:11 PM (Oy7w+)

348 Someone look up that word. I'm afraid to.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (Fmupd)



Don't worry, it's a "safe" word!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 02:11 PM (wCEn4)

349 "If Hillary! wins Murphy is in her pocket, Rubio might not be. I was hoping Grayson would win.

Posted by: JackS at August 31, 2016 02:08 PM (hgwL9) "

We all know Rubio is in the pockets of Big Water. Damn you, Evian!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 02:11 PM (kumBu)

350 I have a couple of HILLARYUBERALLES "friends" on Facebook who were constantly posting little articles about how wonderful she is and how we just need to give her a chance. That has stopped. They haven't mentioned her since her convention speech, which was, of course, the best speech ever given ever.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 02:12 PM (kXoT0)

351 Trump and el presidente should just do tequila shots and call it a day

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 02:12 PM (FksNl)

352
Hillary having some kind of medical episode LIVE during the debate is one of our best chances to massively swing the poll numbers against her.
One of her mini-seizures? Falling silent like a deer in the headlights? Unable to remain standing?
Posted by: zombie




"Rick Perry. Rick Perry. Rickkkk -- Perry!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 02:12 PM (kdS6q)

353 351
Trump and el presidente should just do tequila shots and call it a day

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 02:12 PM (FksNl)
Except for Trump not being a drinker, that would be very cool..

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 02:13 PM (a0IVu)

354 345 325 What's the next level up from Spanx? If you have to escalate, what's the next option?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 02:01 PM (Oy7w+)
---------------

Suit of armor.
========================

Depends.
Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 02:11 PM (LISuA)

Vacuum sealed bag.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 02:13 PM (7KFPB)

355 If it happened live during the debate,

They're going to be dripping methamphetamine and human adrenaline directly into her. She will make it through the debates, the press will make sure. I'll wager "live" will actually be a 7 minute delay to cover any oopsies. They kept the fact FDR was in a friggin' wheel chair secret for almost he's entire 3rd, (or was it 4th?) term, right?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 31, 2016 02:13 PM (SeD0w)

356 351
Trump and el presidente should just do tequila shots and call it a day

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 02:12 PM (FksNl)


Too bad Trump doesn't drink. That would be awesome. They could send selfies to Hillary and TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 02:13 PM (1ZOkK)

357 Sure Hillary's guilty of hundreds of counts of treason, but on the other hand Trump punched that transgendered Mexican baby square in the dick. So, point to Hillary.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 31, 2016 02:13 PM (/tRas)

358
Should Trump eat the Mexican President with Cholula, to be culturally sensitive? Or with Tabasco, to help support American jobs?

Hey bubb I'm the most popular hot sauce in Mexico

Posted by: Tapatio at August 31, 2016 02:13 PM (lKyWE)

359
Someone look up that word. I'm afraid to.
Posted by: Soona
----------------
I'm no sucker. I learned that lesson years ago. Never look up anything you heard about at AoS...

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 02:14 PM (OYUTe)

360 verisimilitude.

Someone look up that word. I'm afraid to.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (Fmupd)


Accuracy, especially in a simulation; resembles the true thing.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 31, 2016 02:14 PM (hLRSq)

361 348 Someone look up that word. I'm afraid to.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (Fmupd)


Don't worry, it's a "safe" word!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 02:11 PM (wCEn4)
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Just not our safe word

Posted by: Huma Huma Huma at August 31, 2016 02:14 PM (LISuA)

362 Maybe they will use two different kinds of lighting for Hillary and Trump.
Lighting of a person can make a big difference on how you look...Trump will get the warehouse lights and Hillary the rosy diffused light.

Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2016 02:14 PM (hIWCG)

363 Trump and el presidente should just do tequila shots and call it a day

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 02:12 PM (FksNl)

Too bad Trump doesn't drink. That would be awesome. They could send selfies to Hillary and TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 02:13 PM (1ZOkK)



I don't want to think of anyone licking salt off of Trump.


All y'all are welcome for that image by the by.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 31, 2016 02:14 PM (mf5HN)

364 350 I have a couple of HILLARYUBERALLES "friends" on Facebook who were constantly posting little articles about how wonderful she is and how we just need to give her a chance. That has stopped. They haven't mentioned her since her convention speech, which was, of course, the best speech ever given ever.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil


The SJW tide is turning against her. In one of the greatest leftist-meme backfires in recent memory, Colin Kaepernick, praise to the skies as the latest racial SJW hero, said today that in his opinion HILLARY SHOULD BE IN PRISON:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsAKAOBBGMQ

Kapernick:

"We have a presidential candidate who has deleted emails and done things illegally and is a presidential candidate. That doesn't make sense to me because if that was any other person you'd be in prison."

Ooops.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 02:15 PM (jBuUi)

365 IC, oh OK, big nevermind then

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 02:15 PM (FksNl)

366 Phrases too.

BTW, I'm "pulling" for Hillary!

Posted by: dutch oven at August 31, 2016 02:15 PM (LdMbv)

367 Just not our safe word

Posted by: Huma Huma Huma at August 31, 2016 02:14 PM (LISuA)




Your safe word is "Treason!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 02:15 PM (wCEn4)

368 "Trump and el presidente should just do tequila shots and call it a day

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 02:12 PM (FksNl) "

After a lunch of taco bowls:

El Presidente: "Hornitos?"

Trump: "Nah, I already did Melania in the dumper earlier today on my jet. But very generous of you to offer."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 02:15 PM (kumBu)

369 Wait wait wait - not all flowers are bad . . .

*hangs little flower head in sadness*

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (805dc)

It's ok. Once or twice, I posted under "Average Joe" before realizing it was synonymous with "troll"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 02:16 PM (KUaJL)

370 I'm no sucker. I learned that lesson years ago. Never look up anything you heard about at AoS...
Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 02:14 PM (OYUTe)
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And never, ever click on the picture links if you are female.

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2016 02:16 PM (805dc)

371 Hope Trump takes Melania to Mexico. How do you say "the gringo pulls great tail" in Spanish?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 02:16 PM (Oy7w+)

372 Kapernick:

"We have a presidential candidate who has deleted emails and done things illegally and is a presidential candidate. That doesn't make sense to me because if that was any other person you'd be in prison."

Ooops.
=======================

Uh Oh

Posted by: NFL Security at August 31, 2016 02:17 PM (LISuA)

373 Trump forced Ace to make a new post!!!! And he did !!!

Posted by: pearshaped (oblata ) at August 31, 2016 02:17 PM (V3IFq)

374 >>>She literally looks like someone just dragged her out of bed and threw a pantsuit on her.<<<

I couldn't tell if that was Hillary Clinton or Liz Warren wearing a tepee.

Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2016 02:17 PM (2Mnv1)

375 called me at work to tell me he saw the Hildebeast on TV and she looks like total crap. Anyone have a pic of her from today? He usually never comments on someones appearance but he said she looks old, tired and haggard.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 31, 2016 01:06 PM (zRZaJ)

I am so hoping she strokes out during one of the debates.

Posted by: Drill at August 31, 2016 02:17 PM (0mMoo)

376 "Sure Hillary's guilty of hundreds of counts of treason, but on the other hand Trump punched that transgendered Mexican baby square in the dick. So, point to Hillary.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 31, 2016 02:13 PM (/tRas) "

It was a heck of a punch, though. Teddy Atlas scored that round 10-8 in favor of Trump.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 02:18 PM (kumBu)

377 Does Melania drink alcohol? I've never seen her with a drink but other than her nude pics, there are not that many photos of her in social events.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 02:18 PM (a0IVu)

378 I'd bet a good share of the voters never knew FDR was using a wheelchair.
I think we would be more understanding of FDR because of polio, and it didn't affect his thinking.

Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2016 02:18 PM (hIWCG)

379 Someone look up that word. I'm afraid to.
Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 02:10 PM (Fmupd)

Some years ago I looked up some words/phrases that were mentioned here. Blue Waffle, Tossed Salad, and others. I finally learned not to.

Posted by: JackS at August 31, 2016 02:19 PM (hgwL9)

380 378 I'd bet a good share of the voters never knew FDR was using a wheelchair.
I think we would be more understanding of FDR because of polio, and it didn't affect his thinking.
Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2016 02:18 PM (hIWCG)

He figured if he had to be crippled, the country would be too.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 02:19 PM (7KFPB)

381 All of her ads here in CO show pictures of her from years ago.

Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2016 02:21 PM (TmVQX)

382 I wouldn't rule it out. Given Biden's national stature, I wouldn't be surprised if courts were to allow him onto the ballots as late as mid-September, or as long as he gets in before all three debates.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 31, 2016 02:08 PM (PL2OL)


I would've said "oh come on, don't be ridiculous, they can't ignore election law", but then I remembered NJ Senator Whatsisface who got on the ballot because SSCONJ pretty much rewrote election law for him on the fly.

So you're probably right.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 02:21 PM (I9W/6)

383 They're going to be dripping methamphetamine and human adrenaline directly into her. She will make it through the debates, the press will make sure. I'll wager "live" will actually be a 7 minute delay to cover any oopsies. They kept the fact FDR was in a friggin' wheel chair secret for almost he's entire 3rd, (or was it 4th?) term, right?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 31, 2016 02:13 PM (SeD0w)


OK, ok, ok...
Just a little pinprick
They'll be no more aaaaaah aah aah
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up? (stand up... stand up...)
I do believe it's working.
Good.
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on, it's time to go.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 02:23 PM (I9W/6)

384 Does Melania drink alcohol? I've never seen her with a drink but other than her nude pics, there are not that many photos of her in social events.
Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 02:18 PM (a0IVu)


Everything after nude pics was Charlie Brown's teacher noises when I read that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 31, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

385 I think with Hillary her sins are now starting to find her out. The kicker is she is too much in the bubble to appreciate it and I bet will hold out too long. It just may end up being one big tragic fall and stomping.


I need to get myself some popcorn and beer..

Posted by: The Garbone at August 31, 2016 02:24 PM (9KECb)

386 #364 Wow, just, wow. I loathe CK, but, OTOH, I am forced to support his right to not participate in standing for the National Anthem. A fair amount of folks don't for various reasons--Jehovah's Witnesses for one. I don't care for them either, but, it is their right.

I do think he is a big stupid doody head for converting to Islam and pissing all over the folks that brung him to the dance, but, it is his right to be unpatriotic, it's not a smart move on his part, but, it is his right to be wrongheaded.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 02:26 PM (kXoT0)

387 Hillary looks very, very sick.

Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2016 02:26 PM (q177U)

388 Comments up?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 31, 2016 02:28 PM (AroJD)

389 Maybe the clintons can become the first billionaire's while serving the people.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 31, 2016 02:28 PM (/uWoM)

390 They're going to be dripping methamphetamine and human adrenaline directly into her.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 31, 2016 02:13 PM (SeD0w)

I don't think she can take that. She is balanced on a knife's edge and constantly overbalancing as it is.

I think their debate strategy will be to have her rest for days, then get made up and shampooed, maybe a little light stimulant to help her get onto the stage, then she just sits there and says, "Oh, Donald, I can't blah blah blah" and shakes her head in sorrow. As another poster mentioned she will be carefully lit with one camera with special lens for her and they will have no lights pointing into her face because of the seizures. You can do a heckuva a lot with lighting and lens--Doris Day was a wrinkled human freckle and they could shoot her live during her TV show and make her look pale, perky, and pretty--and that was 40 plus years ago.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 02:32 PM (kXoT0)

391 296 Yeah, we're way past personal trainers and surgery. Unless they have a Lazarus Pit on hand, Hillary is going to look like an almost-dead haggard old bitch during the debates.


Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 31, 2016 02:02 PM (kumBu)


There's still Japanese Robots.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2016 03:03 PM (WDCYi)

392 "Nuh uh!"

Posted by: Articulate Libtard at August 31, 2016 03:09 PM (M1MpJ)

393 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 02:26 PM (kXoT0)

Do you support the right for his employers to take action against him ?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 03:10 PM (pnA/u)

394 Interesting. I wonder. I know in the nuclear power industry, security protocols and such are considered "safeguards" information. You can't have such information unless you are qualified and you have a "need to know".

If that were to involve a project - a defined duration, much like a job in government - and that project finishes, you are debriefed about your time with safeguards access, and part of that would be for you to not disclose any such information to anyone.

Explain why that would not be the same regarding classified information in government. I see no reason whatsoever that Hillary Clinton's security clearance would not be revoked when she transitioned from Secretary of State to private citizen, including a debrief that said, you now have knowledge of classified information - WHICH YOU ARE NOT TO SHARE WITH ANYONE FOR ANY REASON.

Right ? What possible reason would a private citizen have to share classified information with anyone ? Let alone the means to know if the person they wanted to share it with had the clearance to know that information ?

Unreal.

Posted by: deadrody at August 31, 2016 03:13 PM (kj7T1)

395 if it was supposed to be so super secret maybe we shouldn't even write about it

Posted by: him at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (Oodlb)

396 Remember how Trump said he could shoot someone and people would still vote for him?

He was wrong...it's Clinton who could do that.

Posted by: mistahtibbs at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (lhki9)

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