College Professor Frets That Scowling Hawk Mascot Could <i>Traumatize</i> Students With His Angry Feltface

College Professor Frets That Scowling Hawk Mascot Could Traumatize Students With His Angry Feltface

A University of Iowa professor is asking the athletics department to make the university’s mascot, Herky the Hawk, display friendlier facial expressions, arguing that his angry grimace is traumatizing students.
“I believe incoming students should be met with welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and happy messages,” Resmiye Oral, a clinical professor of pediatrics, wrote Tuesday in an email to athletic department officials, obtained by the Iowa City Press-Citizen.
“And our campus community is doing a great job in that regard when it comes to words. However, Herky’s angry, to say the least, faces conveying an invitation to aggressivity and even violence are not compatible with the verbal messages that we try to convey to and instill in our students and campus community,” she argued.
Ms. Oral told the Press-Citizen that she has been concerned for some time about Herky the Hawk’s lack of emotional diversity.

Trigger Warning: If you look below you will see an angry, menacing Silly Hawk Mascot.

Posted by: Ace at 06:21 PM

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1 If they take the brown acid.... then...yeah

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at August 30, 2016 07:27 PM (hCdMd)

2 I traumatize myself everytime I look into a mirror. Therefore the government shall give me reconstructive / plastic surgery and whiten my teeth. And you can call me, MISTER Squirrel.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 30, 2016 07:27 PM (t41dG)

3 Is their mascot Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: CTR at August 30, 2016 07:28 PM (7wyDO)

4 Lord Amighty.

Posted by: Hayden Fry at August 30, 2016 07:28 PM (7zkP4)

5 They can look at Huma but not that?

Posted by: JEM at August 30, 2016 07:29 PM (9hoR+)

6 I need a Safe Space Kitteh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:29 PM (1ZOkK)

7 That looks like a vagina with teeth.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at August 30, 2016 07:30 PM (7zkP4)

8 And for the thousandth time, what a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:31 PM (1ZOkK)

9 I'll bring the scary
http://tinyurl.com/gwvzz4k

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 30, 2016 07:32 PM (R/WX5)

10 Resmiye Oral, a clinical professor of pediatrics

Sigh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:33 PM (1ZOkK)

11 Bird looks ghey.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 07:33 PM (BO/km)

12 Eh, they're just trolling these days.

Why is it these lefty harpies all have weird names? It's never "feminist, Joan Smith says..."

It's always Gobaditah Flemerish or Zafira Moosenary.

If I'm going to be nagged at, I would appreciate good old fashioned American nags.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 07:33 PM (Pz4pT)

13 Dats a chick in the chicken outfit.

As a man, I'm trained to recognize this stuff.

At least, I think it might be a chick, or else a former 'equipment manager' if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Mephitis at August 30, 2016 07:34 PM (HnB/8)

14 Oh god, I clicked on the part to read more.

The trauma, the trauma.

I need a gallon of Haagen doze and Colin Kapernick reading me Maya Angelou to make it through the next 20 minutes.

Posted by: Special Snowflake at August 30, 2016 07:34 PM (F9322)

15 Nobody stand behind a doorway and yell "BOO!" to this broad.

...you'll kill her.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 30, 2016 07:34 PM (6gk0M)

16 Wow I just noticed it's flapping it's wings and actually flying! Holy shit is this really possible?

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 07:35 PM (BO/km)

17 To be fair, hawks kill with love and kindness. It's not as if they have sharp claws to tear into flesh.

Oh wait...
Liberals. Liberals kill with love and kindness. Sorry.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 30, 2016 07:35 PM (R/WX5)

18 Someone in a clown costume needs to teach this twit about scary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:35 PM (1ZOkK)

19 And what kind of name is 'Oral'. How does this woman not go thru life triggered at every instant of her existence?

Posted by: Mephitis at August 30, 2016 07:35 PM (HnB/8)

20 And putting an angry face on the oversized fake head doesn't change the fact that the person in the suit has bird legs, and is therefore not remotely scary to anyone except assorted worms.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 07:36 PM (Pz4pT)

21 This is a college professor? Is aggressivity even a fricking word? Shouldn't it be aggression?

The stupid burns.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at August 30, 2016 07:36 PM (KkVB6)

22 I've seen a better picture of the mascot, which included biologically incorrect teeth; but this version of the mascot looks effeminate.

Posted by: Leland at August 30, 2016 07:36 PM (Sj3xp)

23 19
And what kind of name is 'Oral'. How does this woman not go thru life triggered at every instant of her existence?

That's DOCTOR Oral.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:36 PM (1ZOkK)

24 Also that flag looks Arabic.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 07:36 PM (BO/km)

25 I feel like we're being pranked, but probably not. Being a pussy is now unapologetically mainstream

Posted by: Ed gibbon at August 30, 2016 07:36 PM (W0SIc)

26
We went from pussyfication to hyper-drive pussyfication.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2016 07:37 PM (yfObW)

27 "And putting an angry face on the oversized fake head doesn't change the fact that the person in the suit has bird legs, and is therefore not remotely scary to anyone except assorted worms."
-Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 07:36 PM (Pz4pT)

I think you're onto something.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 30, 2016 07:37 PM (6gk0M)

28 Oh my God! Make it go away!!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2016 07:37 PM (qJhUV)

29 They should insist that the word oral becomes something that's totally not involved with xex in any way from either xer or xim. or any of the two dozen derivatives of the above.

Posted by: Mephitis at August 30, 2016 07:37 PM (HnB/8)

30 Was Ms. Anal unavailable for comment?

Posted by: Country Boy at August 30, 2016 07:37 PM (heN73)

31 It's as though having a pussy in the Oval Office has created a nation of pussies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:38 PM (1ZOkK)

32 Compare and contrast:

http://tinyurl.com/gwvzz4k

http://tinyurl.com/ht4t5j4

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 30, 2016 07:39 PM (R/WX5)

33 Our Cardinal is meaner than any hock.

Posted by: University of Louisville at August 30, 2016 07:39 PM (7zkP4)

34 That's DOCTOR Oral.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:36 PM (1ZOkK)

A Doktor of peedeeatricks? Hmmm, veeerry intellestink. Tell mee moar about your childhoot, Fraulein Doktor.

Posted by: S. Freud at August 30, 2016 07:39 PM (Pz4pT)

35 Dear God. Humanity is f**ked.

Posted by: April at August 30, 2016 07:40 PM (e8PP1)

36 Snowflakes be meltin' when the heat be comin'.

Posted by: Joe deMama at August 30, 2016 07:40 PM (i5rXh)

37
Type
Delete

Posted by: Hanoverfist at August 30, 2016 07:41 PM (TJ9+R)

38 I think you're onto something.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 30, 2016 07:37 PM (6gk0M)

That's what SHE said.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 07:41 PM (Pz4pT)

39 This much I know. From the red neck trash that is Auburn, you will pry their War Eagle from their cold dead dumb hands.

Signed,
UGA Lifer bleeding red and black.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 07:42 PM (HJEuH)

40 If you just wouldn't tell people about this stuff ace nobody would know what was going on.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 07:42 PM (BO/km)

41 Her papers are all about child abuse...

How predictable...

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 30, 2016 07:42 PM (qf6WZ)

42 That chick has some nice calves.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 07:43 PM (HJEuH)

43 hahahahah

havildar-major

Iowa State University Class of '83

Go Cyclones!

Posted by: havildar-major at August 30, 2016 07:44 PM (jpW6t)

44 They need a friendly face like Brutus Buckeye.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 07:44 PM (IqV8l)

45 >>I believe incoming students should be met with welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and happy messages

They are no longer your pediatric patients, sweetie.

They. Are. Adults.

Oh why am I wasting my breath...

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 30, 2016 07:44 PM (gTQoY)

46 Her papers are all about child abuse...

How predictable...
Posted by: Don Quixote at August 30, 2016 07:42 PM (qf6WZ)

Yeah, Dr. Freud was a bit of a quack, but that doesn't mean he was always wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 07:44 PM (Pz4pT)

47 Uh UH...Oral...Uh..uh..

Posted by: Bevis at August 30, 2016 07:44 PM (n2K+4)

48 College mascots..the next group of endangered species.

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2016 07:44 PM (JSovD)

49 OT: I had been wondering why the FBI released the info about the vote hacking. Now I see they want to take it over. As usual, the feds use every opportunity to seize more control. It's going to be great to have Lois Lerner in charge of counting votes.

Posted by: gm at August 30, 2016 07:44 PM (4ueYo)

50 Pussies.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 07:45 PM (rwI+c)

51 Resmiye Oral?

This is a joke, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2016 07:45 PM (8ZskC)

52
This professor is a clinical professor of pediatrics.
Kinda makes sense she would say this if you consider the pant shitting babies that are being churned out these collages/universities.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2016 07:45 PM (yfObW)

53 What a pathetic mascot. Looks like a middle school designed and made it. Sad!

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 07:45 PM (HJEuH)

54 How YOU doin?

Posted by: The Chicken at August 30, 2016 07:45 PM (gTQoY)

55 University of Iowa must be a school for big fat babies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2016 07:45 PM (8ZskC)

56 They need a warm and cuddly mascot to run around at football games where 300 lb men pummel each other. Sensible.

Posted by: Buckdarmha at August 30, 2016 07:46 PM (mBL57)

57 Never fear, citizens! With Homeland Security taking over elections, we can all rest assured
that the same government that used the IRS as a cudgel against the Tea
Party will be totally straight and on the up-and-up with American
Voters. Totally.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 30, 2016 07:46 PM (t41dG)

58 It's going to be great to have Lois Lerner in charge of counting votes.

Posted by: gm

It's not who votes. It's who COUNTS the votes.

Posted by: Uncle Joe from Georgia at August 30, 2016 07:46 PM (i5rXh)

59 What would these gentle snowflakes have done with my Cannibal Corpse and Hook Ups shirts . . . ?

Posted by: gm at August 30, 2016 07:47 PM (4ueYo)

60 Education in America - turning everyone they can into fearful compliant serfs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 07:47 PM (Rh6FA)

61 If you dig into any incident of SJW moonbattery, you'll find a liberal, middle-aged white woman. That holds true here as well.

Posted by: V the K at August 30, 2016 07:47 PM (jn7FC)

62 Col. Rhumbus: It is my job to evaluate your character types. *pause* I have finished my evaluations.

Emmett Fitz-Hume: What does it say?

Austin Milbarge: Pussies.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 30, 2016 07:47 PM (rznWS)

63 Her next suggestion is for Kumbaya to be the new fight song.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 30, 2016 07:47 PM (gTQoY)

64 If you dig into any incident of SJW moonbattery, you'll find a liberal, middle-aged white woman.

They are to moonbattery what rich white guys were to '24.'

Posted by: V the K at August 30, 2016 07:48 PM (jn7FC)

65 That mascot has the Pringles Man's mustache for pupils.

What a clown show and menacing.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 07:48 PM (HJEuH)

66 I'd like to own the candle concession at that joke of a school.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2016 07:49 PM (8ZskC)

67 @18: "Someone in a clown costume needs to teach this twit about scary."

Sorry, I'm only into boys.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at August 30, 2016 07:49 PM (rznWS)

68 The Fighting Whineyboys

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2016 07:49 PM (8ZskC)

69
She has this Ms Bozo The Clown look about her.

http://tinyurl.com/jpa2t4z

Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2016 07:49 PM (yfObW)

70 F*ck her.

She doesn't know the meaning of 'angry'.

Posted by: Angry Birds at August 30, 2016 07:49 PM (rlfds)

71 Incidentally, I see that you can buy Cannibal Corpse shirts from Walmart now. That's amusing.

Posted by: gm at August 30, 2016 07:50 PM (4ueYo)

72
I believe that football should be played with welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and happy messages.

Just say 'no' to violence in football. No pushing shoving or hitting, no tackling, no angry profanity, no name calling. No running away from, nor running toward any other player. Everyone plays on the same team and each play gets the same amount of time to fondle the football. That would be fair to all the players. No one would be hurt, everyone would be a winner.

Posted by: Major Gneral Puntter at August 30, 2016 07:50 PM (ACM1V)

73 "As usual, the feds use every opportunity to seize more control. It's going to be great to have Lois Lerner in charge of counting votes."

Yep. And they are so f'n competent I bet they do a f'n bang up job of it at a cost of f'n millions of dollars that we don't f'n have.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 07:50 PM (BO/km)

74 @23: "That's DOCTOR Oral."

She changed it from Dr. Throatfuck.

Posted by: Latrine the Witch at August 30, 2016 07:51 PM (rznWS)

75 Oral sucks

Posted by: Caliban at August 30, 2016 07:51 PM (3GFMN)

76 They need a friendly face like Brutus Buckeye.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 07:44

Yes, but he's full of poison.

Posted by: April, proud member of the Buckeye Nation at August 30, 2016 07:52 PM (e8PP1)

77 I look forward to the day when our football players compete using only kind words and caring touches.

Posted by: Dr. Oral at August 30, 2016 07:52 PM (8ZskC)

78 Oral sucks
Posted by: Caliban at August 30, 2016 07:51 PM (3GFMN)

*****

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2016 07:52 PM (il6f9)

79 I've inhaled more food into my lungs today laughing than went into my stomach

That mascot is a clown show and they want to make it more feminine or something.

At least I worked my core today laughing. Thanks Ace and the Horde!

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 07:52 PM (HJEuH)

80 Way past time for the space aliens to come down and cull the herd.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at August 30, 2016 07:53 PM (TJ9+R)

81 I look forward to the day when our football players compete using only kind words and caring touches.
Posted by: Dr. Oral

And blowjobs.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 07:53 PM (BO/km)

82 do they actually have an emblem/mascot that would be acceptable? or is this just a study in everything pisses me off, so i'm going to bitch.
because i honestly just don't get what the hell their problem is these day.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 07:53 PM (A1MMY)

83 How they square the circle of Menacing Mascots versus Taint-Gripping, Titty-Grabbing, Rapey Muslims is beyond me.

I guess I'd have to be an "intellectual" to do that particular "Proof".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 30, 2016 07:53 PM (6gk0M)

84 Anyone ask Mora Orel???

https://youtu.be/-GGtOmiyE2Y

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 07:53 PM (Rh6FA)

85 The willowing will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Willowing Hamsters at August 30, 2016 07:53 PM (Tyii7)

86
That's DOCTOR Oral.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:36 PM (1ZOkK)

I got this swelling that won't go away.
Wonder if she does online house calls?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 30, 2016 07:54 PM (yfObW)

87 @58: "It's not who votes. It's who COUNTS the votes."

Actually, it's who appoints the candidates. Votes are irrelevant theater to let the masses think they have a say.

Posted by: Latrine the Witch at August 30, 2016 07:54 PM (rznWS)

88 I think Resmiye Oral must've had bad dreams as a child. I'd hate to see this person's interpretation of the Rorschach test. To me, the hawk's mouth looks like the grille on some roadster.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Reading from the bottom up at August 30, 2016 07:55 PM (+FSld)

89 85 The willowing will continue until morale improves.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Willowing Hamsters at August 30, 2016 07:53 PM (Tyii7)
hush you, i just got here and it's under 100.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 07:55 PM (A1MMY)

90 They should get one of those vagina costumes for their mascot. Then in between innings they can get a guy in a hot dog costume to chase it around.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 07:56 PM (BO/km)

91 8 And for the thousandth time, what a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:31 PM (1ZOkK)

I'm 1001...Good God. And is that football I see in the background? Violence....scares the kiddies. Well adult kiddies.

Posted by: Goomba at August 30, 2016 07:56 PM (5ThVX)

92 do they actually have an emblem/mascot that would be acceptable?

Yes.

http://tinyurl.com/hk8elsv

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2016 07:56 PM (8ZskC)

93 Idiots
Out
Walking
Around.

Ethanol fumes apparently cause delusional behavior.

We need to nuke the site from orbit, to be sure.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 30, 2016 07:56 PM (i5rXh)

94 Is there some kind of bonus system in academia, where you get fabulous riches for being the one with the stupidest new thing to say?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 30, 2016 07:56 PM (R+30W)

95 and i'm not punishment! unless you actually read me!

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 07:56 PM (A1MMY)

96 90 They should get one of those vagina costumes for their mascot. Then in between innings they can get a guy in a hot dog costume to chase it around.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 07:56 PM (BO/km)

Theatre!!

Posted by: Goomba at August 30, 2016 07:56 PM (5ThVX)

97 lack of emotional diversity

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2016 07:57 PM (zc3Db)

98 Almost as scary as Henery the Chicken hawk.

http://tinyurl.com/cx4kvj

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 07:57 PM (IqV8l)

99 Some director screaming and waving arms - "No this is not the Children of the Corn I was looking for!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 07:57 PM (Rh6FA)

100 please stop this moronic (not in a good way) planet. I want to get off. Unfuckingbelievabel

Posted by: Timon at August 30, 2016 07:57 PM (396pH)

101 They still have innings in football right?

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 07:57 PM (BO/km)

102 Well, I think the professor is just trying to prolong the pediatric phase a bit longer for her bottom line. It's for the children, who we will never let grow up.

Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2016 07:58 PM (9nt94)

103 cicero, while i was afraid to copy that, Re spider face guy.. hey want a pink Barney?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 07:58 PM (A1MMY)

104 they*

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 07:58 PM (A1MMY)

105 please stop this moronic (not in a good way) planet. I want to get off. Unfuckingbelievabel

Posted by: Timon at August 30, 2016 07:57 PM (396pH)

I'd rather throw Resmiye off.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2016 07:58 PM (zc3Db)

106 92 do they actually have an emblem/mascot that would be acceptable?

Yes.

http://tinyurl.com/hk8elsv

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2016 07:56 PM (8ZskC)

Hilarious! and Pink so yay!!!

Posted by: Goomba at August 30, 2016 07:58 PM (5ThVX)

107 I saw a broad shouldered hawk in a tree in our backyard Sunday. This thing was BIG. I'm a little worried about WeaselDog going out there now.

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 07:58 PM (Sfs6o)

108 And you thought I was scary.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at August 30, 2016 07:58 PM (7zkP4)

109 Dear Dr. Oral,

You have no standing. They are not children. They are adults.

Oh.

Fvck you.

Sincerely,
CBD

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2016 07:58 PM (G7C+P)

110 Sorry for the typos...I hate people.

Posted by: Timon at August 30, 2016 07:59 PM (396pH)

111 Terrific. Latest forecast for the whateverthefuck is stirring in the Gulf has it coming straight for Savannah.

Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:59 PM (1ZOkK)

112
"University of Iowa...."

You misspelled "Iowa State".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 30, 2016 07:59 PM (kdS6q)

113 I heard an 18 year old in Afghanistan yell F' Oral. Probably for the very first time.

Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2016 07:59 PM (9nt94)

114 Judas Priest. It's football, dammit, not a fecking coffee klatch. A mascot isn't supposed to give off "welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and happy messages;" it's supposed to pump up the fans and threaten the opposition. She has a problem with "faces conveying an invitation to aggressivity and even violence"? I guarandamntee you that every player out there is showing aggressivity and violence to the opposing player he's supposed to block, hit, or run over.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:00 PM (iIzG7)

115 Timon, and this is why SMOD is an acceptable replacement .

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:00 PM (A1MMY)

116 111 Terrific. Latest forecast for the whateverthefuck is stirring in the Gulf has it coming straight for Savannah.

Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:59 PM (1ZOkK)

I like the name you gave it Jane. Beats Pablo all to hell.

Posted by: Goomba at August 30, 2016 08:00 PM (5ThVX)

117 This is a college professor? Is aggressivity even a fricking word? Shouldn't it be aggression?

Aggressitude.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 08:00 PM (rwI+c)

118 Jane, TD 9 first has to gather steam and cross the state of Florida to menace you. TD 8 looks like it will hook out to sea and Gaston is still lost in the Atlantic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 08:00 PM (Rh6FA)

119
Who saves their Cool Whip containers still?

Is that still a thing?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:01 PM (c2qRs)

120 I saw a broad shouldered hawk in a tree in our backyard Sunday. This thing was BIG. I'm a little worried about WeaselDog going out there now.

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 07:58 PM (Sfs6o)

He'll be fine. Trust me.

Posted by: That big honkin' hawk at August 30, 2016 08:01 PM (heN73)

121 Is aggressivity even a fricking word?

*****

Aggressipaciousness

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 30, 2016 08:01 PM (wPiJc)

122
Does anyone even buy Cool Whip anymore? I, personally, never got the appeal of the product.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:02 PM (c2qRs)

123 114 Judas Priest. It's football, dammit, not a fecking coffee klatch. A mascot isn't supposed to give off "welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and happy messages;" it's supposed to pump up the fans and threaten the opposition. She has a problem with "faces conveying an invitation to aggressivity and even violence"? I guarandamntee you that every player out there is showing aggressivity and violence to the opposing player he's supposed to block, hit, or run over.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:00 PM (iIzG7)

You betta check yo' self mista.

Posted by: Gay Footballer at August 30, 2016 08:02 PM (5ThVX)

124 The adult entertainment industry has made us a big offer to become the Porn Huskers.

Posted by: U of Nebraska at August 30, 2016 08:02 PM (7zkP4)

125 Drudge is having a lot of fun with those "Weiner free" pics. It's almost like he's trying to SEND A MESSAGE. And that message is "oral."

Posted by: Caliban at August 30, 2016 08:02 PM (3GFMN)

126 Haven't read all the comments, but Revenge of the Nerds was fiction, people!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2016 08:02 PM (kTF2Z)

127 You'll be happy to know that Alan Grayson is getting trounced in his primary battle for the Senate...30% reporting and he's losing 16% to 62% for Patrick Murphy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Reading from the bottom up at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (+FSld)

128 So Oral is name for a boy huh?

Posted by: Goomba at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (5ThVX)

129 I believe that football should be played with welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and happy messages.

Alex Karras said something like that to Big Daddy Lipscomb once.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (+bKWx)

130 I guarandamntee you that every player out there is showing aggressivity and violence to the opposing player he's supposed to block, hit, or run over.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:00 PM (iIzG7)

Resmiye also thinks that they should be playing touch football ... and that the teams should be 50% female.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (zc3Db)

131 Satire is dead. I can't even tell the difference anymore.

Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (9nt94)

132 ok dr oral is .. so now anything Oral is a term that triggers me. so out with dr. oral.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (A1MMY)

133 Who saves their Cool Whip containers still?

Our Chinese takeout comes in reusable plastic bowls with snap on lids.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (rwI+c)

134 118
Jane, TD 9 first has to gather steam and cross the state of Florida to
menace you. TD 8 looks like it will hook out to sea and Gaston is still
lost in the Atlantic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 08:00 PM (Rh6FA)

Local meteorologist just said it is centered to hit us late Thursday night or Friday, with possible 70 mph winds and heavy rain. That kind of wind brings down tall pines, which surround our house. Our new roof will withstand sustained winds of 130 mph, but won't stand up to a huge pine or two.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (1ZOkK)

135 From us news link at drudge..... If candidate drops out or dies could delay election.

Thats one hell of a trial ballon buddy boy

Posted by: E.T. at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (c+7Ko)

136 General Patton, speaking to the troops,

Now we want you to go out there and be welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and send happy messages to Gerry as we cross the Rhine to buy his brauts and beer.

We want to be his friends, and as friends we want to explain to them how their recent actions have caused us pain and have been so disappointing.

We are all one family here. We share the same planet and there is no reason why we can't just all get along.

Posted by: Major Gneral Puntter at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (ACM1V)

137 WTF?!? As Jane D'oh wrote, "what a stupid time to be alive."

Do you remember the H.G. Wells novel and subsequent movie, "The Time Machine" from the 1960s? In the movie, there were the Eloi, who were such wussies due to generations of becoming weaker and weaker and thus never fought back so they were used as food by the other group of humans -- the Morlocks. Of course, that was depicted as taking place in the year 802,701. At the pace we're setting now under Obama, this country will be majority Eloi in 10-20 years. Then the Morlocks (e.g., Muslim extremists and other assorted savages) can treat the members of future U.S. generations like the Eloi were treated in the movie.

Posted by: Slappy at August 30, 2016 08:04 PM (rtfSu)

138 everything seems like reading the onion these days.

shouldn't drink while reading.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:04 PM (A1MMY)

139
Our Chinese takeout comes in reusable plastic bowls with snap on lids.

Look at Mr Fancypants, over here.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:04 PM (c2qRs)

140 Oral Roberts died?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 30, 2016 08:04 PM (wPiJc)

141 Does anyone even buy Cool Whip anymore? I, personally, never got the appeal of the product.

We used to make it from a powder and milk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 08:04 PM (rwI+c)

142 maybe that was Dream Whip.

Same thing though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 08:05 PM (rwI+c)

143 Mongo can't believe how college football changed!

Posted by: Mongo at August 30, 2016 08:05 PM (7zkP4)

144
WAR EAGLE!!

Auburn@Montgomery

Posted by: Emily Nelson at August 30, 2016 08:05 PM (SSIaQ)

145 Nice puffy shirt, Herky.

Posted by: Avast, matey! Arrrrrrgh! at August 30, 2016 08:06 PM (PL2OL)

146 "From us news link at drudge..... If candidate drops out or dies could delay election.

Thats one hell of a trial ballon buddy boy"

I thought the VP candidate is promoted....and the show goes on

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2016 08:06 PM (c6/9Q)

147 If candidate drops out or dies could delay election.

yeah, no. That's why they made VPs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 08:06 PM (rwI+c)

148 Gateway Pundit reporting Feds want to take over election from the states and centralize them.....what could possibly go wrong??!!

With that and the "if candidate drops out or dies it could delay elections" they're sending up a lot of trial balloons.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2016 08:06 PM (6HqlZ)

149 It doesn't look scary. It looks frightened.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2016 08:06 PM (3myMJ)

150 From us news link at drudge..... If candidate drops out or dies could delay election.

Thats one hell of a trial ballon buddy boy

Posted by: E.T. at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (c+7Ko)

You'd think there is a Constitutional provision for that...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (P/kVC)

151 Trigger warning for Dr. Oral: a video compilation of mascots fighting at various basketball, baseball, and football games: eagles and bears, chickens, dinosaurs, horses, most any critter. Dr. Oral doesn't know much about either the animal world or sports mascots.

http://tinyurl.com/jgg4ehl

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (3C9q2)

152 Who saves their Cool Whip containers still?

I have some, still on the shelf, from sixteen years ago. Never know when you might need a containe ro save the spare parts left over from assembling IKEA furniture.

Never throw anything away that might one day be useful.

Posted by: Major Gneral Puntter at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (ACM1V)

153 They could always put a Downs Syndrome face on the mascot. Nonthreatening. Innocent. Cherubic. Like Blaster of MasterBlaster.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (JO9+V)

154 Has this spineless, shiteating worm of a college professor also demanded an end to trash-talking the opponents? Called for a cessation of tackling? Has she proposed playing FLAG?

This woman is clue-free about the reaction her ignorance would trigger from people who love football.

You know how feminists run around saying that people who don't have vaginas can't be allowed to regulate them? Let's give her the same in return: people who don't understand football, don't appreciate football, don't support football, and have never played the game, have got no business dictating how it's conducted. How's that grab you?

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (iIzG7)

155 Happy fun camp for Mongo.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (+bKWx)

156 'Who saves their Cool Whip containers still?
Is that still a thing?'

I do. They make good parts containers for when i take stuff apart. Don't pour gasoline in them though.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (BO/km)

157 That's a Trigger Hawk.

Posted by: Iowa Special Snowflake at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (Tyii7)

158 Hey kiddies! Welcome to our Safe Welcoming Space Pediatric Clinic.

Now drop your drawers and bend over for your vaccinations.

/Dr. Oral

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (wPiJc)

159 Never throw anything away that might one day be useful.

*fistbump* The hoarder's motto.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (rwI+c)

160 F*ck her.

*checks picture linked at comment 69 (heh)*

Not even with Bea Arthur's dick.

Posted by: trauma at August 30, 2016 08:08 PM (/7ZaC)

161 Jeebus. As if the day couldn't get shittier. While checking on the latest forecast, I saw a story about a small lab puppy found suffering on a hot roof.

Some asshole put a little puppy on a roof to die in the heat.

Someone saw it, and the blonde pup was black with fleas and starving and thirsty.

WTF is wrong with people?!?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:08 PM (1ZOkK)

162
Alex Karras said something like that to Big Daddy Lipscomb once.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (+bKWx)

Paraphrase: Karras said he never intentionally tried to hurt another player...unless it was an important game or something.

Posted by: Goomba at August 30, 2016 08:08 PM (5ThVX)

163 Resmiye Oral should be making cheese-steaks at a campus concessions stand and not sounding off like a lunatic stalker of young impressionable prospective students.

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2016 08:09 PM (HVQlX)

164 I do. They make good parts containers for when i take stuff apart. Don't pour gasoline in them though.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (BO/km)

Heh. I made the mistake of using the wrong type of plastic to hold gas, once. It burned a hole in the bottom and came out almost as fast as it went in.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2016 08:09 PM (zc3Db)

165 From us news link at drudge..... If candidate drops out or dies could delay election.

Thats one hell of a trial ballon buddy boy
Posted by: E.T. at August 30, 2016 08:03 PM (c+7Ko)

Interesting four quadrant decision table there: Trump/Clinton, Promise/Threat

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 08:09 PM (Pz4pT)

166 OT:

Somebody call LePage and tell him
"and the horse you rode in on"
is a valid rejoinder and a complete answer.

Posted by: DaveA at August 30, 2016 08:09 PM (8J/Te)

167 Mrs f'd uses cool whip in her homemade ice creme.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 08:09 PM (BO/km)

168 Speaking of aliens, odd signal from star 65 billion light years has the SETI boffins a twitter. I would think by now they would have either blown themselves up, evolved into parakeets, fallen into a black hole, or simply took a nap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2016 08:09 PM (Rh6FA)

169 My mom saved Cool Whip containers and margarine tubs for years. Hundreds, maybe thousands of them. She stacked them in a broom closet adjacent to our kitchen. I think we lost one of my brothers in the Great Butter Tubalanche of '87.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 30, 2016 08:10 PM (wPiJc)

170 152
Never throw anything away that might one day be useful.
Posted by: Major Gneral Puntter at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (ACM1V)

Spoken like a true fellow hoarder.

If it's not potentially useful someday, then it has some sort of sentimental meaning from the past.

I'm not sure why I even bother having trash cans.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2016 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

171 If you want scary scroll down and check out the 1975 version of Brutus Buckeye. The first time I saw it at a game I turned to husband and told him I thought it looked like a dried up piece of dog poop.

http://tinyurl.com/zoat4g6

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2016 08:10 PM (JSovD)

172 Marco Rubio won his primary with 71%. The vile pig Alan Grayson has lost his D senate bid by pulling in only 17% of the vote total.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Reading from the bottom up at August 30, 2016 08:10 PM (+FSld)

173 My shadow scared me fourteen times today.

Posted by: Iowa Special Snowflake at August 30, 2016 08:10 PM (Tyii7)

174 148 Gateway Pundit reporting Feds want to take over election from the states and centralize them.....what could possibly go wrong??!!

With that and the "if candidate drops out or dies it could delay elections" they're sending up a lot of trial balloons.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2016 08:06 PM (6HqlZ)

Wow... if only there was some document telling us who has control of elections, and who runs them...

and what happens if someone running dies...

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 30, 2016 08:10 PM (qf6WZ)

175 "I believe that football should be played with welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and happy messages."

Conrad Dobler begs to differ.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:11 PM (iIzG7)

176 Did he intend to be scary?

Posted by: The Federal Bureau of Insulation at August 30, 2016 08:11 PM (zu88C)

177 Oral B

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 30, 2016 08:11 PM (nWT9p)

178 It was a $50.00 pre-season game suggestion about Big Daddy's mother.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 30, 2016 08:11 PM (+bKWx)

179 Also good for mixing a little paint, epoxy, or fiberglass resin. The lids are good for that too if you just need a little dab.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 08:12 PM (BO/km)

180 I'm not sure which is more embarrassing; the fact that the clinical professor of pediatrics insulted University of Iowa students by saying something so completely juvenile and demeaning, or the fact that fool still has a paying job at the University of Iowa.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 30, 2016 08:12 PM (1qrFE)

181 Bonk Bonk on the beak

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 30, 2016 08:12 PM (nWT9p)

182 Oral Hershiser died?

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at August 30, 2016 08:12 PM (Tyii7)

183 Orel Hersheiser.

Now he's scary!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 30, 2016 08:12 PM (wPiJc)

184 Ridiculous.

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 30, 2016 08:13 PM (+4mdw)

185 Good news folks! I'm not the Gene that died. In other news - a shart while wearing denim is called a 'Jean Shallot'! I'm now like Arnold Palmer!

Posted by: Gene Shalit at August 30, 2016 08:13 PM (7zkP4)

186
#dicksoutforangrymascots

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:13 PM (c2qRs)

187 Nonthreatening. Innocent. Cherubic.

Like Mr. Met?

http://tinyurl.com/h2zr83x

Come to think of it, most MLB mascots are designed to look kid-friendly: DJ Kitty, Fredbird, the Pirates Parrot, Wally, Lou Seal, etc.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2016 08:13 PM (3C9q2)

188 US News: "If Clinton were to fall off the ticket, Democratic National Committee members would gather to vote on a replacement."

I'm just watching the polls ...and biden my time...

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2016 08:13 PM (PL2OL)

189 Time for teletubbies! Tee Hee.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:14 PM (JO9+V)

190 From the Headlines: Not especially important but Ann Coulter is not Catholic. Ace tries to get the facts right.

Posted by: ting hung lo at August 30, 2016 08:14 PM (xZc4z)

191 Maybe if they got one of those Pokemen for a mascot it wouldn't scare the shit of people.

Posted by: f'd at August 30, 2016 08:14 PM (BO/km)

192 I just made a culinary discovery by accident to tonight: Jalapeno pickle juice and fried okra. The okra is lightly breaded with corn meal and some damn store-bought breader and deep fried.

Some of the okra soaked up the jalapeno pickle juice,and when I tasted it, damn it was good. I then soaked all the okra in the plate. The flavors had synergy some how.

Damn it was really good.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 30, 2016 08:14 PM (DW+jj)

193 We need this now.

http://tinyurl.com/hsvbjna

Posted by: Goomba at August 30, 2016 08:14 PM (5ThVX)

194 151 Trigger warning for Dr. Oral: a video compilation of mascots fighting at various basketball, baseball, and football games: eagles and bears, chickens, dinosaurs, horses, most any critter. Dr. Oral doesn't know much about either the animal world or sports mascots.

http://tinyurl.com/jgg4ehl

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2016 08:07 PM (3C9q2)

Dr. Oral, huh? I think that was also the name of a character played by Lexi Belle in a recent adult film streaming on a certain Web site that I ... um ... heard about from someone whose name I forgot.

Posted by: Slappy at August 30, 2016 08:15 PM (rtfSu)

195 188 US News: "If Clinton were to fall off the ticket, Democratic National Committee members would gather to vote on a replacement."

I'm just watching the polls ...and biden my time...

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2016 08:13 PM (PL2OL)

And would then have to overturn a lot of State Laws that dictate when Candidates have to qualify for the ballot...

Good luck with that...

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 30, 2016 08:15 PM (qf6WZ)

196 This dying shit is getting out of hand. Whew.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at August 30, 2016 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

197 You can make a Wendy's frosty with chocolate milk, condensed milk, and cool whip in an ice cream machine.

Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2016 08:15 PM (brElc)

198 wait until they get a load of the hawaii rainbow warriors mascot

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2016 08:16 PM (P/kVC)

199 Heh. I made the mistake of using the wrong type of plastic to hold gas, once. It burned a hole in the bottom and came out almost as fast as it went in.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2016 08:09 PM (zc3Db)

****

Remknds me of the Breaking Bad scene when the Professor tells the assistant to buy a certain type of plastic tub to dissolve a body in acid. Kid forgot, shrugged, and put the body in acid in an upstairs bathtub. Next scene, a glob of beef falls through the ceiling.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2016 08:16 PM (YLidQ)

200 Dick Butkus weeps.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:16 PM (JO9+V)

201 To be fair, that thing is an abomination.

Nothing at all like Brutus buckeye.

Posted by: Simplemind at August 30, 2016 08:16 PM (1/dEZ)

202 wait until they get a load of the hawaii rainbow warriors mascot

Complete with strap-on pineapple.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at August 30, 2016 08:17 PM (Tyii7)

203
You can make a Wendy's frosty with chocolate milk, condensed milk, and cool whip in an ice cream machine.

Yeah that's not complicated at all!

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:17 PM (c2qRs)

204 i grimace, i shudder, and i laugh myself silly at the left antics.. but srsly how do we actually do a recovery with these freaks as the actual voice of our newly educated?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:17 PM (A1MMY)

205 'Dick Butkus weeps.'

Buck up Dicky.

Posted by: A boy named Sue at August 30, 2016 08:17 PM (BO/km)

206 Funny, I almost always see the Iowa mascot as sad after yet another ass-whuppin by my Ohio State Buckeyes.

Posted by: Naqamel at August 30, 2016 08:18 PM (HEC5Z)

207 As a Pediatrician she has probably had to deal with children with diarrhea. Wonder what she would think of the Tulane mascot=>

http://tinyurl.com/zl3x7dd

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 30, 2016 08:18 PM (wPiJc)

208 >>Zafira Moosenary<<
.

Don't you talk about my girlfriend, she's the only one I got.

Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2016 08:19 PM (yOqwj)

209 Nothing at all like Brutus buckeye.

Posted by: Simplemind at August 30, 2016 08:16 PM (1/dEZ)

He's just a hairless nut.

Posted by: That big honkin' hawk eyeing WeaselDog at August 30, 2016 08:19 PM (heN73)

210
Marco Rubio won his primary with 71%.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Cue the foam machine!:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_saBkTZFTA

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 30, 2016 08:20 PM (kdS6q)

211 Make it look more like Orbit, the Astros mascot.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:20 PM (JO9+V)

212 Wait!! Oral is a chick?!!!! Gees, I need to read the content. Oh sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Goomba at August 30, 2016 08:20 PM (5ThVX)

213 201
Indeed. The outrage was huge. Children and adults ran screaming from the stadium.

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2016 08:20 PM (JSovD)

214 Zafira Moosenary

****

In all fairness she did get credit for inventing the Moosenary position.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 30, 2016 08:20 PM (wPiJc)

215 Or Clutch, the Rockets' bear mascot

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:21 PM (JO9+V)

216 Bucky the Badger is the greatest of sports mascots!

http://bit.ly/2cdaKJP

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 30, 2016 08:21 PM (Iy6JT)

217 Bucky the Badger is the greatest of sports mascots!

*****

Looks like he's auditioning for a Barbershop Quartet.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 30, 2016 08:22 PM (wPiJc)

218 207

She also ought to appreciate the mascot of the University of California at Santa Cruz-- the mighty Banana Slug.

http://tinyurl.com/32lnfyd

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2016 08:22 PM (3C9q2)

219 Way back in my teens, I poured a little gasoline in a styrofoam cup. The bottom fell out in seconds. I was going to pour a little in the carb of something that had run out of gas, and which seemed to take forever to crank enough gas up to said carb. Get it turning fast enough, and it would get gas quickly, so pour a little in the carb, enough to get it to fire a bit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 30, 2016 08:23 PM (DW+jj)

220 the mascot looks like the front of a 51 Studebaker.

Posted by: Goomba at August 30, 2016 08:23 PM (5ThVX)

221
Do I have to remind you what this is REALLY about?

This is about a Progressive creating a New Rule. That's all.

This professor doesn't believe a word he's saying. He just wants to CONTROL OTHER. He's fucking with us. Because he can.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:23 PM (c2qRs)

222 Cue the foam machine!:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_saBkTZFTA

--

Questions to let slide: "LDC, how did you know about this video?" Heh

Posted by: Lady in Black - Reading from the bottom up at August 30, 2016 08:24 PM (+FSld)

223 I've got an idea for a mascot. I call her Betsy Browneye.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2016 08:24 PM (DW+jj)

224 This professor sounds like a major vagine, man.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 30, 2016 08:24 PM (Iy6JT)

225 What a beautiful name for a starfish, Hope.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 30, 2016 08:25 PM (Iy6JT)

226 Since a lot of people are coming to Colorado these days, I'll just leave this here. It will help someone.

http://bit.ly/1L4aFA4

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2016 08:25 PM (3myMJ)

227
1. Create New Rule
2. Take Away Another Freedom
3. Walk away laughing.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:25 PM (c2qRs)

228 Zafira Moosenary / moosenary institute local 999, im sure they have a hashtag somewhere.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:26 PM (A1MMY)

229 Farmers only.com.

Posted by: Stanford Marching Band at August 30, 2016 08:26 PM (7zkP4)

230
It's not so much that the mascot is scary looking as it is that it looks gender confused.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 08:26 PM (fOgSR)

231
What do you think that annual meeting in Davros is all about?

It's a bunch of progressives who gather and think of new rules to lord over us. Why? To control us. Why? Because they can.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:27 PM (c2qRs)

232 Hey the chicks love this mascot.

http://tinyurl.com/gksh2g8

Posted by: Goomba at August 30, 2016 08:27 PM (5ThVX)

233 Ms. Oral? Ha ha!

Posted by: lydia anal at August 30, 2016 08:28 PM (6n332)

234 It's not so much that the mascot is scary looking as it is that it looks gender confused.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 08:26 PM (fOgSR)

it must Choose a gender bender or else they kill the puppy.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:28 PM (A1MMY)

235 I looked at the photo ... I'll never get the silliness out of my mind

Posted by: Theodoric of York at August 30, 2016 08:30 PM (e8kgV)

236 The face looks like something you would see on top of a totem pole. Cultural appropriation run amok.

Posted by: A boy named Sue at August 30, 2016 08:30 PM (BO/km)

237 The professor is a pussy and wants to make everyone else a pussy too. Then she'll complain that there aren't any real men left.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:30 PM (0mRoj)

238 Off Cashnian sock.

Posted by: A boy named freaked at August 30, 2016 08:31 PM (BO/km)

239 Iowa. From having the visiting team's locker room painted pink to mock them to now having a professor crying that the mascot looks too mean.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2016 08:31 PM (z/Ubi)

240 Try that at Oklahoma State with Pistol Pete. I dare ya.

Posted by: Lurking at August 30, 2016 08:31 PM (PNWMg)

241
Never take a leftist's word for anything.
Their 'reasons' for fucking with you are not the real reasons they're fucking with you.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:31 PM (c2qRs)

242 ok.. i read it. and i'm convinced this must be an oinion piece re 2001 or before sanity was lost period.
what should we name it.
B. S.lost? you know before B'c or whatever

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:31 PM (A1MMY)

243 231
What do you think that annual meeting in Davros is all about?

It's a bunch of progressives who gather and think of new rules to lord over us. Why? To control us. Why? Because they can.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:27 PM (c2qRs)

Davos is a city in Switzerland. Davros created the Daleks. Although you may be on to something here.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:31 PM (0mRoj)

244
I await a pronouncement from Professor Menses before I work myself into a bloody rage about this.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 08:32 PM (fOgSR)

245 I'll bet he's the person who recommended painting the visitors locker room pink. If she has tenure, this is grounds to revoke it. Jumping the shark, anyone???

Posted by: Locke Common at August 30, 2016 08:32 PM (CZCmp)

246 That bird sexually assaulted me!

Posted by: Furry at August 30, 2016 08:32 PM (z/Ubi)

247 Meanwhile Homeland Defense is looking to take over the elections.

What could possible go wrong?

Lets put on our happy face and smile like brainless idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2016 08:32 PM (r65B3)

248 242 ok.. i read it. and i'm convinced this must be an oinion piece re 2001 or before sanity was lost period.
what should we name it.
B. S.lost? you know before B'c or whatever
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:31 PM (A1MMY)

Oh, from the previous thread you asked about my allergy comment. I'm allergic to mango. It's not life threatening but it sucks big time.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:32 PM (0mRoj)

249 Signed,
UGA Lifer bleeding red and black.
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 07:42 PM (HJEuH)

Preach it brother!

Only that group of inbred idiots would call themselves Tigers and use a bird as a mascot.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 30, 2016 08:32 PM (2YSU/)

250 ok the scary not-scary thing had me looking up TV horror show hosts

you know the ones that dress up like cheap Dracula knock offs

anyway there's a page for that yep.

https://is.gd/oVgmBw

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at August 30, 2016 08:33 PM (U0lQa)

251 Does anyone else wish someone would shove Lionel and that piano up Payton's ass?

Posted by: A boy named freaked at August 30, 2016 08:33 PM (BO/km)

252
A hawk with "bingo wings" can never be scary... just sayin'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 08:33 PM (fOgSR)

253
Wait. Then who's Stavros?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:33 PM (c2qRs)

254 a clinical professor of pediatrics

That's all I needed to hear.

Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2016 08:33 PM (ragzU)

255 There are no words. Except to say that this woman is literally from another planet, and understands nothing of how we do things here.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2016 08:34 PM (PQmzi)

256 253
Wait. Then who's Stavros?
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:33 PM (c2qRs)

He owns a pizzeria.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:34 PM (0mRoj)

257 Best mascot: Chief Noc-A-Homa

*drops Mic*

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:34 PM (HJEuH)

258
Wasn't he on Kojak?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:34 PM (c2qRs)

259 Here, we'll list a few mascots that just missed our list, as well as a few that weren't really eligible, since they are mascots for schools with no football programs.

Keggy the Keg -- Dartmouth Big Green (it is college, after all)

Sammy the Slug -- California-Santa Cruz Banana Slugs

Scrotie -- Rhode Island School of Design Nads (get it? "Go Nads")

Dutch -- Hope College Flying Dutchman (a Christian college chose the harbinger of death as a sports nickname?)

Cy -- Iowa State Cyclones (cardinal birds make us think of tornadoes?)

"Roboduck" -- Oregon Ducks (thank goodness this thing is gone!)

Posted by: Theodoric of York at August 30, 2016 08:34 PM (e8kgV)

260 g'early evenin', rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2016 08:34 PM (MIS3T)

261 Meanwhile Homeland Defense is looking to take over the elections.

--

I'd like to think the states may want to have a word or two with Jeh. Starting with F*** and ending with You.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Reading from the bottom up at August 30, 2016 08:34 PM (+FSld)

262 207
As a Pediatrician she has probably had to deal with children with
diarrhea. Wonder what she would think of the Tulane mascot=>

http://tinyurl.com/zl3x7dd

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 30, 2016 08:18 PM (wPiJc)
what the hell is that?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 30, 2016 08:35 PM (+4mdw)

263 there's gotta be a Professor Tourretes Triggerology class somewhere

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at August 30, 2016 08:35 PM (U0lQa)

264 insomniac. ? mango? well it's rather a sour banana taste anyway.. no loss, bananas are kinda icky too.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:36 PM (A1MMY)

265
you know the ones that dress up like cheap Dracula knock offs

SCTV nailed it with Count Floyd, but Dr. Tongue knocked it clear out of the park (even though he wasn't dressing as a vampire).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2016 08:36 PM (fOgSR)

266 257
Best mascot: Chief Noc-A-Homa

*drops Mic*

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:34 PM (HJEuH)

Heh. Met him back in the day. Heap big drunk injun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:37 PM (1ZOkK)

267 Stavros? Have you seen that fatso? Fat fuck was supposed to wax my dome today.

(Stavros was George Savalas, Telly's brother in real life.)

Posted by: Lt. Kojak at August 30, 2016 08:37 PM (DW+jj)

268 sometimes i think that perhaps i drank enough of this wine.

but i'll persevere today.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:37 PM (A1MMY)

269 249 Signed,
UGA Lifer bleeding red and black.
Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 07:42 PM (HJEuH)

Preach it brother!

Only that group of inbred idiots would call themselves Tigers and use a bird as a mascot.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 30, 2016 08:32 PM (2YSU

I've been saying the exact same thing since I was 9 years old.

Pick a fucking anaimal and stick with it. Barners. Fuck em!

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:38 PM (HJEuH)

270 Well, I had a really witty comment, but forgot. How about a beer. Ok. I'll have a Lone Star. Beer of Texit.

And coming to you soon at the texit moron meetup.

Posted by: Mephitis Texit Texit Texit at August 30, 2016 08:38 PM (HnB/8)

271 Meanwhile, Iran is placing Russian S-300 missiles around Fordow.

To protect the nukes that they're not building.

With our money.

Mascots--a huge, huge problem.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 30, 2016 08:38 PM (Ndje9)

272
And do you remember Telly Savales' brother's name?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:38 PM (c2qRs)

273 count floyd is who i was thinking of!

oooh oooh scaaaary

ok not so scary

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at August 30, 2016 08:39 PM (U0lQa)

274
didn't he go by Demosthenes?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:39 PM (c2qRs)

275 I object to that mascot because it looks so... gay.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2016 08:39 PM (k0G44)

276 thought i might be losing my mind, so i decided i would come to aces and get a reality check..

but No!

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:39 PM (A1MMY)

277
Who the hell was Demosthenes, then?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:39 PM (c2qRs)

278 I mean, super-gay.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2016 08:39 PM (k0G44)

279 I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Resmiye Oral is waaaaaay low on testosterone. Probably a vegan.

Oh, wait... it's a She. Okay, I stand by my statement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 08:40 PM (9mTYi)

280 266 257
Best mascot: Chief Noc-A-Homa

*drops Mic*

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:34 PM (HJEuH)

Heh. Met him back in the day. Heap big drunk injun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:37 PM (1ZOkK

That's what makes it funny. He would pass out in his tee per. The tee pee caught on fire.

He lived in that tee pee. He was a true mascot. A living legend.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:40 PM (HJEuH)

281 Like all he really wants to do is sing show tunes about locker rooms.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2016 08:40 PM (k0G44)

282 what the hell is that?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 30, 2016 08:35 PM (+4mdw)

****

Looks like, literally, an angry piece of shit.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2016 08:40 PM (YLidQ)

283 what the hell is that?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 30, 2016 08:35 PM (+4mdw)

Well hell man, that's a green wave.

A better question is wtf is a Billiken? St. Louis U.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 30, 2016 08:40 PM (2YSU/)

284 Looks like, literally, an angry piece of shit.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty

That really like ass. Because it's gay.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2016 08:41 PM (k0G44)

285 I thought Stavros was a Bond supervillain.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:41 PM (JO9+V)

286 Hey Georgia! I be taking care of UGA this season! Bet on it!

Posted by: Michael Vick at August 30, 2016 08:42 PM (7zkP4)

287 >>>You'd think there is a Constitutional provision for that...

I don't think the founders anticipated 2+ year long election circuses.

Posted by: Damiano at August 30, 2016 08:42 PM (71OEY)

288 U of Iowa is in Peoples Republic of Johnson County so this isn't terribly surprising.

Posted by: scantily clad scandis at August 30, 2016 08:42 PM (rAPqV)

289 thought i might be losing my mind, so i decided i would come to aces and get a reality check..

but No!
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:39 PM (A1MMY)

****

Ace serves up nothing but reality. It's just too bad The Onion can not even keep up with reality anymore. They might as well turn off the lights and close it up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2016 08:42 PM (YLidQ)

290 Liberace called. He said that thing is gay as shit.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2016 08:43 PM (k0G44)

291 There were four Savalas brothers, Teddy, Telly, Gus, and George.

George played Stavros.

Posted by: Lt. Kojak at August 30, 2016 08:43 PM (DW+jj)

292 Via Drudge.

Centralized control of the electoral process via Homeland Security.

Why worry? What could go wrong?

Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2016 08:44 PM (WSypL)

293 Way back in my teens, I poured a little gasoline in a
styrofoam cup. The bottom fell out in seconds.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 30, 2016 08:23 PM (DW+jj)

FYI, you made napalm there.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 30, 2016 08:44 PM (lThpb)

294 mwnp, you know i would really like to be paid to be a participant in twilight zone skit

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:44 PM (A1MMY)

295 When I was a kid I saw Telly Savalas in a speedo and clogs by the pool at a hotel in LA. It scared me. Effing clogs.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2016 08:45 PM (k0G44)

296 She has this Ms Bozo The Clown look about her.

http://tinyurl.com/jpa2t4z

Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2016 07:49 PM (yfObW)

Yikes! is right. She ought to wear the mascot headgear. That would be a lot less scary than her face for the snowflakes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 08:45 PM (auHtY)

297 Should I not drink if I'm taking dayquil?

I had a beer at like 6 and took one capful of dayquil. It didn't dry me out so I took another capful at 8:15. I just cracked a beer (and don't plan on drinking more tonight) and then googled it and this can fuck up my liver?

My liver is stronk like bool, but will it actually hurt and/or keep me from recovering from this August cold I embarrassingly got?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 30, 2016 08:45 PM (Iy6JT)

298 Hey man, my expression is always quite mellow.

Posted by: Tokey the Hawk at August 30, 2016 08:45 PM (Pby3z)

299 This story reads like an episode from Blue Mountain State.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:45 PM (HJEuH)

300 mwnp, you know i would really like to be paid to be a participant in twilight zone skit
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:44 PM (A1MMY)

*****

That would be cool. Since we have to live it, might as well make some coin from it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2016 08:45 PM (YLidQ)

301 Never take a leftist's word for anything.

Their 'reasons' for fucking with you are not the real reasons they're fucking with you.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's

The only proper response to a Leftist is, and always has been, punching them in the face.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 30, 2016 08:46 PM (vyqqu)

302
Ace serves up nothing but reality. It's just too bad The Onion can not even keep up with reality anymore. They might as well turn off the lights and close it up.

=====

truthfully, trying to parody real life now ventures towards the perverse. The Aristocrats blended with alligator pits is now a news story ffs.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at August 30, 2016 08:46 PM (U0lQa)

303 The really traumatizing thing for thing for an incoming freshman upon seeing that mascot would be the dawning realization, "Oh f**k! I am stuck in fricking Iowa for 4 more years!"

"Iowa--We ain't near nothing!"

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at August 30, 2016 08:46 PM (xh+At)

304 kari, it really can mess things up with liver and alcohol a twofer.. as they say

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:47 PM (A1MMY)

305 Bad puns used to annoy girlfriend in an auto parts store.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/goyjnox

Since AoSHQ is bad pun central.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 30, 2016 08:47 PM (CDowr)

306 My O face isn't menacing at all.

Posted by: Jerky the Hawk at August 30, 2016 08:47 PM (Pby3z)

307
That would be cool. Since we have to live it, might as well make some coin from it.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2016 08:45 PM (YLidQ

but as we know life isn't fair, damn it!

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:48 PM (A1MMY)

308 Gosh darn it

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 30, 2016 08:48 PM (Iy6JT)

309 That's not a scary face. *This* is a scary face!

Posted by: Ex Mizzou Professor Melissa Glick at August 30, 2016 08:48 PM (JO9+V)

310
we'll list a few mascots that just missed our list
Posted by: Theodoric

27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luf9ofY6HG1qlkvaio1_500.jpg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 30, 2016 08:48 PM (kdS6q)

311 If it has acetaminophen do not drink ! Do not do it

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2016 08:49 PM (dULJN)

312 I believe incoming students should be met with welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and happy messages

The Pussification of America.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2016 08:49 PM (vP09u)

313 'Centralized control of the electoral process via Homeland Security. Why worry? What could go wrong?'

We have it under control. The White Zone is for loading and unloading.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 30, 2016 08:50 PM (BO/km)

314 This thing should be banned for freaking me out.

SFW

http://tinyurl.com/hnd4nk7

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 30, 2016 08:50 PM (2YSU/)

315 Porn Stars for Trump!

http://tinyurl.com/zdfsnfr

What could possibly be bad about that?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 30, 2016 08:50 PM (1qrFE)

316 they also say to watch ibuprofen depends on who you ask about how to kill your liver.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 08:51 PM (A1MMY)

317 Thank you for the heads up Jackhole and willow.

I just can't shake the feeling one of my ancestors is crying a single manly tear at the fact that I just put saran wrap over my barely drunken(drank? drunk? dranken?) corona light and put it back in the fridge because I had some cough medicine.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 30, 2016 08:51 PM (Iy6JT)

318
Did someone say Chicken Hawk?

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 30, 2016 08:52 PM (LuZz8)

319 Scarey Face. Harvey Face.

http://tinyurl.com/lmcbkjp

Posted by: I'm Batman at August 30, 2016 08:52 PM (zu88C)

320 315: That friend of mine knew who Kenna James was. He ought to be ashamed of himself.

Posted by: Lt. Kojak at August 30, 2016 08:53 PM (DW+jj)

321 The Chicago Bulls and Minnesota Vikings logos look menacing to me. They look angry. But I like the Cleveland Indians. He is happy and silly.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2016 08:53 PM (Pby3z)

322 315 Porn Stars for Trump!

http://tinyurl.com/zdfsnfr

What could possibly be bad about that?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 30, 2016 08:50 PM (1qrFE)
-----------
Hell yes!

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 08:53 PM (Sfs6o)

323 I started a new job this week, asst managing a farm store. 50 hours a week. I'm exhausted, and two glasses of wine are going to put me on the floor.

Posted by: April, proud member of the Buckeye Nation at August 30, 2016 08:53 PM (e8PP1)

324 Now that's a scary face.

Posted by: Iowa Trigglypuffs at August 30, 2016 08:54 PM (7zkP4)

325 That friend of mine knew who Kenna James was. He ought to be ashamed of himself.
Posted by: Lt. Kojak at August 30, 2016 08:53 PM (DW+jj)

Was just gonna say, it would be cooler if it were a girl anyone had heard of, you know, someone with some cachet, but I guess your buddy has that covered.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 30, 2016 08:55 PM (Iy6JT)

326 Even before the FBI identified new cyber attacks on two separate state election boards, the Department of Homeland Security began considering declaring the election a "critical infrastructure," giving it the same control over security it has over Wall Street and and the electric power grid.

The latest admissions of attacks could speed up that effort possibly including the upcoming presidential election, according to officials.

"We should carefully consider whether our election system, our election process, is critical infrastructure like the financial sector, like the power grid," Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said.

... maybe we should have voter ID

Posted by: Theodoric of York at August 30, 2016 08:55 PM (e8kgV)

327 Betcha $5 she grew up with older brothers and took a football to the face more than once, and this is her revenge.

Posted by: weew at August 30, 2016 08:55 PM (6EH85)

328

What's this?

Chris Brown standoff??

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:55 PM (c2qRs)

329 As a bird-kin who identifies as a hawk, I find the mascot to be extremely offensive.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 30, 2016 08:56 PM (LyISp)

330 296
She has this Ms Bozo The Clown look about her.

http://tinyurl.com/jpa2t4z

Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2016 07:49 PM (yfObW)

Holy cow. Are we sure DOCTOR Oral isn't a dude? Looks kinda tranny.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:56 PM (1ZOkK)

331 April, proud member of the Buckeye Nation at August 30, 2016 08:53 PM (e8PP1)

Congrats!!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 30, 2016 08:56 PM (1qrFE)

332 fuck, just found out bridgewater is out for the season, knee injury

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at August 30, 2016 08:57 PM (WSypL)

333 lol look at mis hum piling on Ann over the Rob Lowe roast fiasco in the sidebar. Classy.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 30, 2016 08:57 PM (Iy6JT)

334 Posted by: muttering vikings fan at August 30, 2016 08:57 PM (WSypL)

Yeah it sux for the kid. I had a dislocated knee cap in high school. Never been right again. Granted his docs are a billion times better than mine were but still.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 30, 2016 08:59 PM (2YSU/)

335 I like Bridgewater, vikes fans can't catch a break.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 30, 2016 08:59 PM (Iy6JT)

336 Of course this isn't about traumatizing students. It's about emasculation. The hawk symbolizes tenacity, gumption, grit, the determination to win. That makes the professor feel uncomfortable.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2016 09:00 PM (Pby3z)

337 ... maybe we should have voter ID

and:

*End same-day registration. 30 days in advance, proof of residency required.

*End "mail-in" balloting for the physically able. You can't be bothered to show up in person? No vote, slacker!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at August 30, 2016 09:01 PM (044Fx)

338 April, congratulations!

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 30, 2016 09:02 PM (+4mdw)

339 OMG ,

Social Security disability here I come.

Angry hawk =AH Trauma Shock Disorder

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at August 30, 2016 09:02 PM (3ZttN)

340 Meanwhile the tension mounts at Decision Deck HQ where the Arizona Senate hopefuls are deadlocked in the pre-voting.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2016 09:03 PM (3myMJ)

341 Iowa Harambes & cheerleaders be Harambe's Harem.

Posted by: Harambe at August 30, 2016 09:04 PM (7zkP4)

342 Speaking of trigger warnings, shouldn't one be issued before Hillary starts screeching?

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2016 09:04 PM (NbRJx)

343 l look at mis hum piling on Ann over the Rob Lowe roast fiasco in the sidebar. Classy.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 30, 2016 08:57 PM (Iy6JT)

Not piling on. Saying that she was in the company of a bunch of d-bags that tagged her because of the fact she is a white christian woman.

Posted by: gapoz at August 30, 2016 09:04 PM (x0284)

344 found her photo - http://tinyurl.com/j8xpyly

(not kidding)

Posted by: WARPIG at August 30, 2016 09:04 PM (KL5Ns)

345 vikes fans can't catch a break.///

Well Vikes fans have a new Billion dollar stadium to watch the team suck in this year.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 30, 2016 09:04 PM (CDowr)

346 Teh TSA people want to take over the elections.

This is bad.

Real bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2016 09:05 PM (I5Qy4)

347 I think we need to exterminate hawks in general because they eat meat (which causes global warming) and are generally mean as fuck all the time, killing everything they see.

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2016 09:06 PM (jBuUi)

348 346 Teh TSA people want to take over the elections.

This is bad.

Real bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

New rules: You DON'T need to show ID to vote, but you DO need to submit to an anal cavity search.

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2016 09:07 PM (jBuUi)

349 'lol look at mis hum piling on Ann over the Rob Lowe roast fiasco in the sidebar. Classy.'

There's more class in my buttcrack than in the whole lot of 'em. I have a classy assey.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2016 09:07 PM (BO/km)

350 An agency ran by a dude named Jeh and pronounces it Jay.

Can't see a problem here at all.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 30, 2016 09:09 PM (2YSU/)

351 >> Was just gonna say, it would be cooler if it were a girl anyone
>> had
heard of, you know, someone with some cachet, but
>> I guess your buddy has
that covered.

I wonder if she'll face any repercussions for "coming out" like this. So far, she's been girl-girl only, and that's likely why she isn't more well-known. I mean, amongst the awful people who know things like that and are going to hell for it, of course.

And off, Chrome Dome sock, baby.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 30, 2016 09:09 PM (DW+jj)

352 'I think we need to exterminate hawks in general because they eat meat (which causes global warming) and are generally mean as fuck all the time, killing everything they see'

HELL YEA!

Posted by: Bunnies and field mice everywhere at August 30, 2016 09:09 PM (BO/km)

353 344
found her photo - http://tinyurl.com/j8xpyly

(not kidding)

As I said up-thread. Dude. Tranny.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:09 PM (1ZOkK)

354 College Professor Frets That Scowling Hawk Mascot Could Traumatize Students With His Angry Feltface

College, psychiatric hospital, what's in a word?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 30, 2016 09:10 PM (SRKgf)

355 >>New rules: You DON'T need to show ID to vote, but you DO need to submit to an anal cavity search.
Posted by: zombie

I have plenty of supporters who will want to vote multiple times.

Posted by: Hillary at August 30, 2016 09:10 PM (c7vUv)

356 Apparently Jewel's brains were in her boobs, which deflated like her career.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 09:10 PM (hVdx9)

357 TSA people want to take over the elections.

Pulling a TFG: (check one)

[ ] Incompetence

[ ] Malice

We'll only be able to speculate, and not prove a damn thing...

Posted by: JQ Flyover at August 30, 2016 09:11 PM (044Fx)

358 250 ok the scary not-scary thing had me looking up TV horror show hosts

you know the ones that dress up like cheap Dracula knock offs

anyway there's a page for that yep.

https://is.gd/oVgmBw
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at August 30, 2016 08:33 PM (U0lQa)

Cool link. I liked Stella in Philadelphia back in the 80s. Big 80s hair, and I always thought she was better looking than Elvira. She was pretty funny, too, as I recall.

https://tinyurl.com/jp9rmar

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2016 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

359 because i have noth___ more pn this topic to add. did you know wine followed by chocolate icecream is lovely?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:11 PM (A1MMY)

360 'An agency ran by a dude named Jeh and pronounces it Jay.'

Sounds Jehender confused.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2016 09:11 PM (BO/km)

361 Drudge

Stand off at Chris Brown's mansion. Throwing weapons and drugs out windows, yelling "Black lives matter!" and "Fuck the police!"

Hope they tase his ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:13 PM (1ZOkK)

362 'lol look at mis hum piling on Ann over the Rob Lowe roast fiasco in the sidebar. Classy.'
///

In the story I read on that. Ann admits to showing up just about anywhere for publicity on a book selling tour. She is making noises about being surprised at what was said. But she could not have bought better press to sell her book.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 30, 2016 09:13 PM (CDowr)

363 If a scowling mascot traumatizes students, then what does a perpetually scowling first lady do to the populace?

Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2016 09:13 PM (WSypL)

364 If her powdered wig were a bit longer, she could pass for Johann Sebastian Bach.

Has she never heard of eyebrow threading?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2016 09:13 PM (Pby3z)

365 Fox reporting little Marco has won his primary in FL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:14 PM (1ZOkK)

366 Just send my SSDI check to the bar.

Posted by: Iowa Hawk Traumatized at August 30, 2016 09:14 PM (7zkP4)

367 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:13 PM (1ZOkK)

I'm sure Caperdouche is on the case.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 30, 2016 09:14 PM (2YSU/)

368 Hawky McHawkface is a totem of a tribe, and its job is to terrify the opposing tribe. If Resmiye Oral doesn't like it then she's deep down a supporter of the other team.

It's rare that I suggest tarring and feathering here, but in this case . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2016 09:14 PM (6FqZa)

369 who is Chris Brown?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2016 09:15 PM (MIS3T)

370 These idiots will beg for help when an actual evil savage is about to cut off their heads. It will be too late then of course.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2016 09:15 PM (zLDYs)

371 who is Chris Brown?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2016 09:15 PM (MIS3T)

Charlie's illegitimate brother

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 30, 2016 09:16 PM (2YSU/)

372 OK. I just found this AXS special on Harry Nilsson. Didn't know we had the channel, this is good. On Dish it's 167.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2016 09:16 PM (o/90i)

373 "I believe incoming students should be met with welcoming, nurturing, calm, accepting and happy messages,"

Mommy?

Posted by: Incoming Freshman at August 30, 2016 09:17 PM (w35Hj)

374 who is Chris Brown?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2016 09:15 PM (MIS3T)

Alton Brown's little brother?

Posted by: Willy J. at August 30, 2016 09:18 PM (CDowr)

375 Resmiye... Isn't that what Bella and Edward named their little vampirette?

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at August 30, 2016 09:18 PM (d4A17)

376 346 Teh TSA people want to take over the elections.

This is bad.

Real bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2016 09:05 PM (I5Qy4)

I'm going to tape a kielbasa to my thigh and demand a patdown.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:18 PM (0mRoj)

377 369 who is Chris Brown?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2016 09:15 PM (MIS3T)

Rihanna's former sparring partner.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:19 PM (0mRoj)

378
By the way, holy cow, did you read all those questions that Hillary has to answer for Judicial Watch by September 29th? No wonder she's falling down left and right and not making any appearances.

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at August 30, 2016 09:19 PM (d4A17)

379 9 I'll bring the scary
http://tinyurl.com/gwvzz4k

Posted by: Chicago Vota

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

{jabs ice pick in eyes}

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2016 09:20 PM (9UK0d)

380 Resmiye is a Turkish name. Yay diversity!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2016 09:20 PM (6FqZa)

381 Insomniac Oo\

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:20 PM (A1MMY)

382 381 Insomniac Oo\
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:20 PM (A1MMY)

Which one?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:21 PM (0mRoj)

383 If that cartoon-ish Iowa mascot scares them, they must really shit themselves when they see Osceola and Renegade right out onto the field.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 09:23 PM (pO0/E)

384 i guess we should not be paranoid at all with govt and un control of our elections..
for the planned parenthood children and of course bill and hillarys love for women.

of course depends on whose children and whose woman.
but nevermind.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:23 PM (A1MMY)

385 Reading maketh a full man, writing an exact man and speaking a ready man.

But: "conveying an invitation to aggressivity and even violence are not compatible with the verbal messages that we try to convey to and instill in our students and campus community" bespeaks a sequestered, shallow, confused, tone-and-soul deaf refugee from the human race.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 30, 2016 09:24 PM (3Rr8K)

386 303 "Iowa--We ain't near nothing!"
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at August 30, 2016 08:46 PM

It's all about attitude. One person's Middle of Nowhere is another person's Centrally Located.

Iowa, Gateway to Nebraska.

Posted by: Delurked Hawkeye at August 30, 2016 09:25 PM (row6V)

387 Rice has a scary owl mascot, or used to. Or i imagined that...

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 30, 2016 09:25 PM (/542q)

388 Stand off at Chris Brown's mansion. Throwing weapons and drugs out windows, yelling "Black lives matter!" and "Fuck the police!"

He said Black Lives Matter so he is totes innocent, Yo!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2016 09:26 PM (9UK0d)

389 Looks like a bloody Pokemon, for gosh golly sake, (pardon my french). This special little snowflake is traumatized by fake Pokemon? And they let it out on unsupervised day trips? If I ever get this demented I hope I receive a better level of care and supervision.

Posted by: enkidu at August 30, 2016 09:27 PM (VkSk3)

390 children have a scary Barney guy as a mascot, that came from who knows what thought and it talks funny so really guys let's admit it triggers our kids and do away with it and sesame street and that weird cookie monster and pbs while we're at it.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:29 PM (A1MMY)

391 She's upset because they look so much alike.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 30, 2016 09:29 PM (DT2/W)

392
But: "conveying an invitation to aggressivity and even violence are not compatible with the verbal messages that we try to convey to and instill in our students and campus community" bespeaks a sequestered, shallow, confused, tone-and-soul deaf refugee from the human race.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 30, 2016 09:24 PM (3Rr8K)

which is why we will cut off YOUR head last... Infidel...

Posted by: Abdhul a Bulbul Amir at August 30, 2016 09:30 PM (qf6WZ)

393 http://tinyurl.com/zybk3sq

Here is a scary mascot!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2016 09:30 PM (9UK0d)

394 "Emotional diversity"???

Posted by: otho at August 30, 2016 09:31 PM (EWg9n)

395 Fuck 'em, Bucky... http://tinyurl.com/jqsnk9e

Posted by: Honey Badger at August 30, 2016 09:32 PM (WSypL)

396 Iowa, Las Vegas of the Insect World!

Posted by: Delurked Hawkeye at August 30, 2016 09:32 PM (row6V)

397 The only time mascots are scary are when they take their heads off in front of small children

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 30, 2016 09:32 PM (THupw)

398 Who loves you, baby? You're beautiful.

Posted by: Theodore Kojak at August 30, 2016 09:33 PM (HVQlX)

399 The only time mascots are scary are when they take their heads off in front of small children

This would probably raise Resmiye Oral's temperature.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2016 09:34 PM (6FqZa)

400 Spartacus at 7 on TCM....

Posted by: I AM SPARACUS! at August 30, 2016 09:34 PM (qf6WZ)

401 It would be best if the scary American Bald Eagle were replaced with the Peaceful Dove as the mascot of the US.

Posted by: Resmiye Oral at August 30, 2016 09:37 PM (WSypL)

402 Perhaps we shouldn't be too surprised or outraged that a medical person in Iowa City is so sensitive.
Iowa City likes to call itself the Athens of the Midwest. In a Greek kind of way it's appropriate. The place has plenty of non-straight people, and we know how sensitive they are.

Posted by: NTTAWWT at August 30, 2016 09:37 PM (row6V)

403 WHAT'S UP BITCHES?

Posted by: Douche Who Says What's Up Bitches at August 30, 2016 09:38 PM (cmE8J)

404 Yes, she is Turkish per her bio. Anyone raised or educated in the ME has a few strikes against them in the sanity zone, no?

Posted by: PJ at August 30, 2016 09:38 PM (cHuNI)

405
401 It would be best if the scary American Bald Eagle were replaced with the Peaceful Dove as the mascot of the US.

Posted by: Resmiye Oral at August 30, 2016 09:37 PM (WSypL)

But first... you will blow me....

Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 30, 2016 09:38 PM (qf6WZ)

406 no Arizona, Florida primary thread; it's like it does not matter if mccain loses or somehitng

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2016 09:39 PM (c6/9Q)

407 I hear that some call Harry Reid's house the Sparta of Nevada.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2016 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

408
380 Resmiye is a Turkish name. Yay diversity!

To think there was a time when Turkish meant cruel, garlic breathed creature with an evil leer who would cut you to pieces with a scimitar. Those were the good old days.

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at August 30, 2016 09:39 PM (d4A17)

409 397 The only time mascots are scary are when they take their heads off in front of small children

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 30, 2016 09:32 PM (THupw)

Heads off in front of small children??? hey.... that's our gig...

Posted by: ISIS at August 30, 2016 09:40 PM (qf6WZ)

410 Why don't they just change their mascot to a giant vagina and get it over with?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:40 PM (0mRoj)

411 "WHAT'S UP BITCHES?
Posted by: Douche Who Says What's Up Bitches "

Yo mama. At least a little bit ago. I've left now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 09:40 PM (pO0/E)

412 Herky's angry, to say the least, faces conveying an invitation to aggressivity and even violence

Doesn't he mean Herky The First Lady?

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2016 09:41 PM (RrDm2)

413 Why don't they just change their mascot to a giant vagina and get it over with?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:40 PM (0mRoj)

Ahem.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2016 09:41 PM (cmE8J)

414 I was just notified by my Department of Homeland Security that I won the 2016 presidential election! Tremendous news for the country, the people of the earth and, lets be honest, the earth itself.

Also, arrests are ongoing.

Posted by: President For Life Barack Obama at August 30, 2016 09:42 PM (/m8T6)

415 Only Trump can go to Mexico.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 30, 2016 09:42 PM (rUSYM)

416 401 It would be best if the scary American Bald Eagle were replaced with the Peaceful Dove as the mascot of the US.
Posted by: Resmiye Oral at August 30, 2016 09:37 PM (WSypL)

The Shmoo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmoo

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2016 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

417 Looks like Corrine Brown got primaried.

Ha ha!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:43 PM (0mRoj)

418 cough

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:43 PM (A1MMY)

419 "Why don't they just change their mascot to a giant vagina and get it over with?"

Cis-normative gender appropriation?

*I really don't know what those words mean but I seem them a lot from the alt crowd, so.*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 09:43 PM (pO0/E)

420 You bitches have apparently never seen Carlos Danger in his formal bedroom attire.

When he lands on his prey the Twitter feed
Does The Day Glow.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at August 30, 2016 09:43 PM (3ZttN)

421 418 cough
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:43 PM (A1MMY)

Consumption?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:44 PM (0mRoj)

422 Citizens! By Executive Order I am outlawing the hate speech, "Make America Great Again!".

Posted by: President For Life Barack Obama at August 30, 2016 09:44 PM (/m8T6)

423 Ms. Oral's words would be very appropriate if she were welcoming kindergartners. Scary that she feels our men and women of the future are so WEAK. Weak countries do not stand when bad men come to steal and pillage and rape. And they always come, thoughout history.
Clearly, Ms. Oral has no historical knowledge.

Posted by: Carmen at August 30, 2016 09:44 PM (RHjCR)

424 Looks like that bastard McCain is ahead in AZ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:45 PM (1ZOkK)

425 419 "Why don't they just change their mascot to a giant vagina and get it over with?"

Cis-normative gender appropriation?

*I really don't know what those words mean but I seem them a lot from the alt crowd, so.*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 09:43 PM (pO0/E)

Fine. It can wear a penis hat.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:45 PM (0mRoj)

426 #dicksoutfororal

... well, I suppose that goes without saying

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2016 09:46 PM (6FqZa)

427
Looks like that bastard McCain is ahead in AZ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:45 PM (1ZOkK)

Are there any Arizona morons that can explain?

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at August 30, 2016 09:47 PM (cmE8J)

428 Only Trump can go to Mexico.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 30, 2016 09:42 PM (rUSYM)

New campaign slogan ??

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2016 09:48 PM (c6/9Q)

429 426 #dicksoutfororal

... well, I suppose that goes without saying
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2016 09:46 PM (6FqZa)

Me love you long time!

Posted by: Dr. Resmiye Oral at August 30, 2016 09:48 PM (0mRoj)

430 or reading while high

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:48 PM (A1MMY)

431 427
Are there any Arizona morons that can explain?
Posted by: Stating The Obvious at August 30, 2016 09:47 PM (cmE8J)

Seniority, baby!

Posted by: Arizona morons (not the good kind) at August 30, 2016 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

432 Rag against the machine!!!

Posted by: bloody verstappen at August 30, 2016 09:49 PM (LdMbv)

433 430 or reading while high
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:48 PM (A1MMY)

Quit bogarting that shit! Puff puff pass!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:49 PM (0mRoj)

434 "Looks like that bastard McCain is ahead in AZ. "

McCain.....Flake..........I fear that AZ is close to getting Colorado-ized.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 09:50 PM (pO0/E)

435 g-d forbid, not McCain again!

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:50 PM (A1MMY)

436 or driving while blind...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2016 09:51 PM (kP16F)

437 Rihanna's former sparring partner.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:19 PM

I have a follow up question...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2016 09:51 PM (KCxzN)

438 Are there any Arizona morons that can explain?

Posted by: Stating The Obvious
****

LIVs and "dems" love him.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 09:52 PM (hVdx9)

439 428 - No, Drudge has a flash up that Trump is going to Mexico tomorrow to visit their President! If only Nixon could go to China then only Trump can go to Mexico.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 30, 2016 09:53 PM (rUSYM)

440 I don't live in Arizona, but if McCain wins the primary (as seems likely), God help me, I would vote for the Democrat in November.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2016 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

441 or DWB, white privilege

Posted by: BLM at August 30, 2016 09:53 PM (c6/9Q)

442 Decision Desk showing doodley-squat in Arizona.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2016 09:53 PM (3myMJ)

443 insomniac, sigh, it's just wine, but as soon as the other is legal where i'm at , i'm going to hit that like a woman that always wondered why everyone thought it was all that.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:55 PM (A1MMY)

444 I don't live in Arizona, but if McCain wins the primary (as seems likely), God help me, I would vote for the Democrat in November.

Posted by: rickl
****

Our local media likes to portray him as sane and just wanting to work with the dems for the common good.
Most don't know that he's a corrupt scumbag, but they know his name.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 09:55 PM (hVdx9)

445 Sure. Marijuana isn't harmful at all.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 30, 2016 09:55 PM (JG7/v)

446 O/T

In the new GEICO "Marco Polo" ad why does he have a llama?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 09:55 PM (pO0/E)

447 McCain.....Flake..........I fear that AZ is close to getting Colorado-ized.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 09:50 PM (pO0/E)

Got it. I'm in occupied Virginia.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at August 30, 2016 09:56 PM (cmE8J)

448 or driving while blind...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2016 09:51 PM (kP16F)
you too ?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:56 PM (A1MMY)

449 My friends, you have nothing to fear from me being in the Senate.

Posted by: John McCain at August 30, 2016 09:57 PM (WSypL)

450 Hammer, nail, pediatrician, crybaby.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 30, 2016 09:57 PM (Pby3z)

451 Where do these nitwits come up with this crap?
If you ask me, they're the ones traumatizing the Special Snowflakes.

Posted by: Hank at August 30, 2016 09:58 PM (w8jjq)

452 People also don't understand the powerful "machine" McCain has created here in AZ for himself.
Flake has the Mormon vote locked up. I have noticed a leftward shift of the younger Mormons here too.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 09:58 PM (hVdx9)

453 I bet hot gas is covering the whole arizona primary thing

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2016 09:58 PM (c6/9Q)

454 Do they teach "invitation to aggressivity" in Edumacation 101?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 30, 2016 09:59 PM (3Rr8K)

455 Speaking of Hope Solo, ESPN had a video posted of her reaction to her contract being cut and the suspension.

Acted like an asshole. Not Classy at all. Sad!

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 10:00 PM (HJEuH)

456 I dick punch babies.

Posted by: Donald Fucking Trump at August 30, 2016 10:00 PM (3Rr8K)

457 People in animal costume. As Headley Lamarr would say: kinky.

Posted by: Furries at August 30, 2016 10:00 PM (7zkP4)

458 443 insomniac, sigh, it's just wine, but as soon as the other is legal where i'm at , i'm going to hit that like a woman that always wondered why everyone thought it was all that.
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 09:55 PM (A1MMY)

You wildwoman you!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:00 PM (0mRoj)

459 McCain, hispanic vote locked up, how many live in az?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:00 PM (A1MMY)

460 "Flake has the Mormon vote locked up. I have noticed a leftward shift of the younger Mormons here too. "

Is that what it is? "Leftward" as in..........sister-wives all legal and shit?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 10:00 PM (pO0/E)

461 I refuse to honor Herky until Iowa stops oppressing black people. And even then I'm not promising anything.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at August 30, 2016 10:01 PM (Pby3z)

462 insomniac, not so wild, but always wonderedc what it would be like to actually be relaxed. funny yes?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:01 PM (A1MMY)

463 Don't say Hope Solo and asshole at the same time

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2016 10:01 PM (dULJN)

464 463 Don't say Hope Solo and asshole at the same time
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2016 10:01 PM (dULJN)

Or three times fast.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2016 10:03 PM (sdi6R)

465 Miley(tm) Inside.

Posted by: Twerky the Hawk at August 30, 2016 10:03 PM (Pby3z)

466 what i want to know is when wine or beer, or hard alcoho actually realxes you and doesn't aso wind one up?l

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:03 PM (A1MMY)

467 437 Rihanna's former sparring partner.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:19 PM

I have a follow up question...
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2016 09:51 PM (KCxzN)

Mmmmyeees?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:03 PM (0mRoj)

468 Resmiye Oral, a clinical professor of pediatrics

Sigh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 07:33 PM (1ZOkK)

I wonder if she does anal?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2016 10:04 PM (oqkO3)

469 Flake has the Mormon vote locked up. I have noticed a leftward shift of the younger Mormons here too. "

Is that what it is? "Leftward" as in..........sister-wives all legal and shit?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

No. As in their kids are being brainwashed by the culture and schools. Sister wives sounds like a real headache.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:04 PM (hVdx9)

470 462 insomniac, not so wild, but always wonderedc what it would be like to actually be relaxed. funny yes?
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:01 PM (A1MMY)

No, not really. I'd like to know the same thing too. I don't even know if I'd recognize it when I experienced it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:04 PM (0mRoj)

471 Don't say Hope Solo and asshole at the same time

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2016 10:01 PM (dULJN)

I refuse to stand for the national anthem until she's free of hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Colin X at August 30, 2016 10:05 PM (cmE8J)

472 Hope Solo acted like a lunatic that assaults teenagers in that video. And a giant tainted asahole to boot.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 10:05 PM (HJEuH)

473 No. As in their kids are being brainwashed by the culture and schools. Sister wives sounds like a real headache.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:04 PM (hVdx9)

One's bad enough.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:05 PM (0mRoj)

474 Mmmmyeees?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:03 PM

who is Rihanna?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2016 10:05 PM (KCxzN)

475 It's not his llama.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2016 10:05 PM (BO/km)

476 474 Mmmmyeees?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:03 PM

who is Rihanna?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2016 10:05 PM

Are you serious or are you pulling my plonker?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:06 PM (0mRoj)

477 Bigby @ 397- take their heads off?
Chucky Cheeze took off HER head in front of my 4 year old stepdaughter years ago. Confused the child because she was convinced Chucky was in the wrong bathroom. I suppose today it wouldn't matter which bathroom?

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2016 10:07 PM (zLDYs)

478 474 Mmmmyeees?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:03 PM

who is Rihanna?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2016 10:05 PM

Are you serious or are you pulling my plonker?

Posted by: Insomniac
****

What's a plonker?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:07 PM (hVdx9)

479 alright since we are on the end of a thread, i will rant. my child non gender specific (boy meets girl marries a few mths later, she is waaay bossy and because my spouse asked that sonto pay for the car he fronted cash for she tells him to cut us off and we are not allowed to know their address because that's so not nice?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:07 PM (A1MMY)

480 I'd like to think that the comments in this middle upper popular blog had something to do with Hope Solo getting canned.

Looking at her overall body of work, she deserved it.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 10:08 PM (HJEuH)

481 "what i want to know is when wine or beer, or hard alcoho actually realxes you and doesn't aso wind one up?l"

Alcohol is a "depressant." Has strange affects. It'll loosen you up. You'll lose inhibitions at first. Feel energy, act out...........but then you crash. Eight hours later you wake up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 10:08 PM (pO0/E)

482 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:07 PM (hVdx9)

Now you're just taking the piss.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:08 PM (0mRoj)

483 i like rhianna in 'the monster'

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:08 PM (A1MMY)

484
Looks like that bastard McCain is ahead in AZ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

If one must, one can accept his dropping dead in office with his replacement appointed by the Republican Governor.

Glass half full.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 30, 2016 10:08 PM (kdS6q)

485 "what i want to know is when wine or beer, or hard alcoho actually realxes you and doesn't aso wind one up?l"

Alcohol is a "depressant." Has strange affects. It'll loosen you up. You'll lose inhibitions at first. Feel energy, act out...........but then you crash. Eight hours later you wake up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

In small to moderate amounts isn't it a bit of a stimulant?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:09 PM (hVdx9)

486 Angry Felty McFeltface...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2016 10:09 PM (kP16F)

487 Test question.

Can you spot any commonalities in the Food Stamp Fraud story below?

http://cbsloc.al/2bDte21

Show your work.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2016 10:10 PM (ptqRm)

488 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:07 PM (hVdx9)

Now you're just taking the piss.

Posted by: Insomniac
****

Come on. I only recently learned what a plethora was.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:10 PM (hVdx9)

489 ahh ricardo, so you knew it, while i am learning. yeah i don't really dig the purported attributes, which is why i'm wondering at this point why pot is bad.
it might be, but hell if i like the side fun of booze

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:10 PM (A1MMY)

490 Would that I knew a Canadian willing to mail gun parts to the US. I'd buy a dozen of these.

http://bit.ly/2bQgDxp

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 10:10 PM (rwI+c)

491 "Sister wives sounds like a real headache."

Oy, brother....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 10:10 PM (pO0/E)

492 It's been said to death, and perhaps the reality of it is just now setting in for me, but idiots like this oddball woman are actually functioning lunatics. And the lunatics are running too many institutions at this point - so many in fact that we may be screwed. Aside from mass removal/extermination, how does a society get back to a balance of sanity? With the media, education, and all levels of government in their trembling hands.....just, WTF? Has a civilization every recovered from such a disease?

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 30, 2016 10:10 PM (g9d8D)

493 Her photo tells you everything you need to know. How does someone get
hair to shape like that, and then say, "mmhm, perfect! This is just
what I wanted for the staff bio page." Does she see the ridiculousness
of it - understand it as ridiculous - and do so BECAUSE it's so damned
goofy - just to F with everyone? Or does she truly believe it looks
great? I lean to the latter but it makes one wonder.

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 30, 2016 10:11 PM (g9d8D)

494 479 alright since we are on the end of a thread, i will rant. my child non gender specific (boy meets girl marries a few mths later, she is waaay bossy and because my spouse asked that sonto pay for the car he fronted cash for she tells him to cut us off and we are not allowed to know their address because that's so not nice?
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:07 PM (A1MMY)

Fuck me. What a bitch. I'm worried about your son. Making a spouse cut off their family is controlling and abusive.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

495
"Trump to meet with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto"

Mexican Enrique Pena Nieto

w. Chicken $6.95

w. Beef or Shrimp $9.95

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 30, 2016 10:11 PM (kdS6q)

496 Would that I knew a Canadian willing to mail gun parts to the US. I'd buy a dozen of these.

http://bit.ly/2bQgDxp

Posted by: Grump928
****

(faints)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:12 PM (hVdx9)

497 tikuum, i wonder if it's really pwrrson to person, i can have one glass one day it's ok, a week later its really shitty feel(z). so i wonder why it's unreliable lol

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:12 PM (A1MMY)

498 (faints)

Yeah, exactly.

Mate the Beretta one to a BM59 Ital kit and you hve something.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 10:13 PM (rwI+c)

499 Astounding how some people feel so damned proudly intellectual to be the first person to have a problem with something that no one else has ever had a problem with.

Posted by: RKae at August 30, 2016 10:14 PM (i+OYT)

500 What a pathetic mascot. Looks like a middle school designed and made it. Sad! Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 07:45 PM (HJEuH)

* * * * * * *
This will rub some of y'all against the grain but ANY school that still has a stupid dancing, running, jumping foam-pantsed mascot on the sidelines deserves what it gets from Obiwan Oral (or whatever).

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 30, 2016 10:15 PM (g9d8D)

501 tikuum, i wonder if it's really pwrrson to person, i can have one glass one day it's ok, a week later its really shitty feel(z). so i wonder why it's unreliable lol

Posted by: willow
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Just...one...glass...does not compute. ERROR.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:15 PM (hVdx9)

502 There has got to be a way to get a few into the country without running too afoul of the Man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 10:15 PM (rwI+c)

503 >>>Does she see the ridiculousness
of it - understand it as ridiculous - and do so BECAUSE it's so damned goofy - just to F with everyone?

To troll people. "I dare you to mock my hair, and I'll have you expelled."

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 30, 2016 10:15 PM (Pby3z)

504 Yeah, exactly.

Mate the Beretta one to a BM59 Ital kit and you hve something.

Posted by: Grump928
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Think I will start a career in gun running from Canada to the U.S.
They'll never suspect it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:16 PM (hVdx9)

505 insomniac , srsly we couldn't find him 4 two mths, we found out she was deleting messages. i am like wtf, srsly over a car payment? i told son , 'look' i will finish paying off the car' will ever mention it again. but this other thing, it is not right, and although she has rights to know of you and your activities because ',married' this is way crossing the line.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:16 PM (A1MMY)

506 Hope's squeakhole is clenched so tight, people started thinking the U.S. won a diamond metal at the 2016 Olympics.

Posted by: Theodore Kojak at August 30, 2016 10:16 PM (HVQlX)

507 insomniac , srsly we couldn't find him 4 two mths, we found out she was deleting messages. i am like wtf, srsly over a car payment? i told son , 'look' i will finish paying off the car' will ever mention it again. but this other thing, it is not right, and although she has rights to know of you and your activities because ',married' this is way crossing the line.

Posted by: willow
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That is psycho behavior. Not good that he's wrapped up with her.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:17 PM (hVdx9)

508 " which is why i'm wondering at this point why pot is bad. "

Man, I am no "absolutist." We saw what Prohibition did to this country.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 10:17 PM (pO0/E)

509 Astounding how some people feel so damned proudly
intellectual to be the first person to have a problem with something
that no one else has ever had a problem with. Posted by: RKae at August 30, 2016 10:14 PM (i+OYT)

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Yes. Things like this are a badge of pride to be worn to the next staff meeting where Doc Oral is praised and told to stand tough against the critics. They know no shame b/c their little echo chambers soothe and protect.

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 30, 2016 10:17 PM (g9d8D)

510 I heard the Italians have 50K BM59s for disposal.

Our effed up gun laws keep of from getting any of them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 10:18 PM (rwI+c)

511 how does a society get back to a balance of sanity?

The Dark Ages.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2016 10:18 PM (mxCgt)

512 "To troll people. "I dare you to mock my hair, and I'll have you expelled."

What kinda hair you have?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2016 10:19 PM (pO0/E)

513 I think Trumps Mexico trip is a bad idea (open thread right ?) - too sensitive a subject, can really go bad

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2016 10:20 PM (c6/9Q)

514 Hope's squeakhole is clenched so tight, people started thinking the U.S. won a diamond metal at the 2016 Olympics.

Posted by: Theodore Kojak at August 30, 2016 10:16 PM (HVQlX)

Pressure and time.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at August 30, 2016 10:20 PM (cmE8J)

515 Tikkum, he is a soft soul, think emo-ish , but not rudely ok?
he just is nice, a good perosn. this is so bizzare, and i really am at a loss without ostracizing her and pushing him out as a result.
i hate being a mom sometimes. it's like a maze of b's nuts.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:20 PM (A1MMY)

516 Good Lord. I may emigrate.

SVT-40 (Russian military surplus) semi-automatic rifle Hand Select

$400.00 http://bit.ly/2bQhjTi

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 10:21 PM (rwI+c)

517 Good Lord. I may emigrate.

SVT-40 (Russian military surplus) semi-automatic rifle Hand Select

$400.00 http://bit.ly/2bQhjTi

Posted by: Grump928
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I have thought the same thing. Wonder if I obtain dual citizenship...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:23 PM (hVdx9)

518 499 Astounding how some people feel so damned proudly intellectual to be the first person to have a problem with something that no one else has ever had a problem with.
Posted by: RKae at August 30, 2016 10:14 PM (i+OYT)

I have a problem with this.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:23 PM (0mRoj)

519 That wasn't a diamond medal. That was the Hope Diamond, a type of diamond "princess", uh, plug.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 30, 2016 10:24 PM (DW+jj)

520 Fuck me. What a bitch. I'm worried about your son. Making a spouse cut off their family is controlling and abusive.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 10:24 PM (XN4C4)

521 505 insomniac , srsly we couldn't find him 4 two mths, we found out she was deleting messages. i am like wtf, srsly over a car payment? i told son , 'look' i will finish paying off the car' will ever mention it again. but this other thing, it is not right, and although she has rights to know of you and your activities because ',married' this is way crossing the line.
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:16 PM (A1MMY)

That's not just crossing the line, it's driving a tank right through it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:25 PM (0mRoj)

522 Even their ammo is cheaper.

1500 rounds of Chinese military surplus 7.62x39 FMJ (NON CORROSIVE) C$325.00

http://bit.ly/2bQhA8M

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 10:25 PM (rwI+c)

523 Tikkum, he is a soft soul, think emo-ish , but not rudely ok?
he just is nice, a good perosn. this is so bizzare, and i really am at a loss without ostracizing her and pushing him out as a result.
i hate being a mom sometimes. it's like a maze of b's nuts.

Posted by: willow
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With any luck she will go too far and drive him away. People like her can never have enough control.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)

524 516 Good Lord. I may emigrate.

SVT-40 (Russian military surplus) semi-automatic rifle Hand Select

$400.00 http://bit.ly/2bQhjTi
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 10:21 PM (rwI+c)

I just gungasmed.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)

525 Even their ammo is cheaper.

1500 rounds of Chinese military surplus 7.62x39 FMJ (NON CORROSIVE) C$325.00

http://bit.ly/2bQhA8M

Posted by: Grump928(C)
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You're killing me Smalls...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:27 PM (hVdx9)

526 McCain's challenger, Dr. Kelli Ward, produced only a lukewarm run against him. She wasn't ready for his homestretch push thru the gutter. That sleazebag McCain flooded Google-ads and postal mailers with darkened portraits of Ward claiming she "sided with liberals." That's ALL that crusty bag of crap McCain did was "side with liberals." She could have knocked him out of the park with that if she had been ready. Ward isn't the most attractive candidate and McCain's ads clearly accentuated it. He's an epic POS.

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 30, 2016 10:27 PM (g9d8D)

527 With any luck she will go too far and drive him away. People like her can never have enough control.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)

Exactly. This type will drive away family, friends, hobbies, anything that's just his.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 10:27 PM (0mRoj)

528 483 i like rhianna in 'the monster'
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:08 PM (A1MMY)

Charlize Theron in "Monster" sent me to my bunk over and over again for months.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 10:27 PM (XN4C4)

529 Those Breda and Beretta receivers will set you back $500US here http://bit.ly/2bQhqOZ

The smugglers' vig must be huge.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 10:28 PM (rwI+c)

530 I don't know if they've yet fully figured out how ethanol works, just how it does it what it does.

For years, they couldn't find a specific mode of action. But they knew it cross pollinated with various depressants, such as barbiturates and benzos (this is why drinking with these is very dangerous) on the GABA system (the inhibitory system).

I think they finally found ethanol hit some obscure GABA receptor. But it does other things too.

A rising blood alcohol concentration does might one feel "stimulated". A falling BAC feels depressive.

I don't know if they've ever fully figured it out.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 30, 2016 10:28 PM (DW+jj)

531 This will rub some of y'all against the grain but ANY school that still has a stupid dancing, running, jumping foam-pantsed mascot on the sidelines deserves what it gets from Obiwan Oral (or whatever).

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 30, 2016 10:15 PM (g9d8D)

Who was the MLB player who hit a mascot with a baseball bat?

The pity was he didn't take a full cut. Now THAT would have been interesting.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 30, 2016 10:28 PM (SRKgf)

532 I just gungasmed.

I'm beating my gundick like it owed me money.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 10:28 PM (rwI+c)

533 That sleazebag McCain flooded Google-ads and postal mailers with darkened portraits of Ward claiming she "sided with liberals." That's ALL that crusty bag of crap McCain did was "side with liberals."

That cocksucker McCain has the balls to accuse someone else of siding with liberals??

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 30, 2016 10:30 PM (SRKgf)

534 492 It's been said to death, and perhaps the reality of it is just now setting in for me, but idiots like this oddball woman are actually functioning lunatics. And the lunatics are running too many institutions at this point - so many in fact that we may be screwed. Aside from mass removal/extermination, how does a society get back to a balance of sanity? With the media, education, and all levels of government in their trembling hands.....just, WTF? Has a civilization every recovered from such a disease?

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 30, 2016 10:10 PM (g9d8D

Think Escape from New York.

We need to wall them in.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 10:31 PM (XN4C4)

535 i don't want either thing to happen, ik want them both to grow up and stop the idiocy.
and besides she could probably clean his clock because he is a gentle heart and wouldn't know how to resist.

saying this as a person who Used to be very soft.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:31 PM (A1MMY)

536 pepe , ack, the song the monster, i think eminem and rhianna

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 10:32 PM (A1MMY)

537 Ont up

Posted by: Hanoverfist at August 30, 2016 10:33 PM (TJ9+R)

538 That sleazebag McCain flooded Google-ads and postal mailers with darkened portraits of Ward claiming she "sided with liberals." That's ALL that crusty bag of crap McCain did was "side with liberals."

That cocksucker McCain has the balls to accuse someone else of siding with liberals??

Posted by: Jay Guevara
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That he did. Smitty is right about the challenger's effprts and her history. Combine that with his LSM created reputation and political machine, and it was McCain's to lose.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 30, 2016 10:34 PM (hVdx9)

539 This post makes me want to watch reruns of "Coach".

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2016 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

540 Simon from the Pirates hit one of the "Presidents" of the Nationals.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2016 10:39 PM (I5Qy4)

541 Well yes, medical school in Turkey. Need I say more? I bet she ran into some intelligentsia there, not to mention some angry angry birds.....

Posted by: AnnaS at August 30, 2016 10:48 PM (P+I7L)

542 The Phillie Phanatic once got hit in the "chest" by a foul ball, which was unfortunately where the wearer's head was.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2016 10:50 PM (sdi6R)

543
SVT-40 (Russian military surplus) semi-automatic rifle Hand Select

$400.00 http://bit.ly/2bQhjTi

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2016 10:21 PM (rwI+c)

I saw a stack of them, or maybe they were SKS? at the Torrington Gun Show last Saturday. For $250.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2016 10:51 PM (oqkO3)

544 I'm triggered by a Steelers fan wearing a bird head.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at August 30, 2016 11:07 PM (Wm49J)

545 "Who was the MLB player who hit a mascot with a baseball bat?

The pity was he didn't take a full cut. Now THAT would have been interesting.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 30, 2016 10:28 PM (SRKgf) "

Randall Simon? He tripped one of the Milwaukee racing sausages, IIRC, while a member of the Pirates.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 11:12 PM (kumBu)

546 some people will do anything to get their name in print.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2016 03:02 AM (mpXpK)

547 Barney

Posted by: Alec Rawls at August 31, 2016 12:55 PM (5z7RS)

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