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Meh,I'm just going to expect the worst and hope to be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 01:39 PM (fA75F) Posted by: happyfeet at August 29, 2016 01:40 PM (mLfQi) 3
Is this the day we're supposed to believe the polls, or the day we're supposed to discuss how flawed the polls are? I can't keep track any more.
Posted by: Country Singer at August 29, 2016 01:40 PM (GUBah) 4
What would it take to make some Americans to wake up to the fact that Hillary is eeevil?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 01:41 PM (NOIQH) 5
As someone who is in Michigan, I do not know what a Hillary yard sign looks like.
However, I sure know what Trump yard signs look like. Posted by: jwest at August 29, 2016 01:41 PM (Zs4uk) Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 01:42 PM (NOIQH) 7
Trump is a candidate who actually gets out and visits people, while Hillary stays home and gets by sending out press bulletins concerning her magnificent health and consumes gin and tonics.
Sooner or later, you'd think these styles would have some impact. Posted by: MTF at August 29, 2016 01:42 PM (/m8T6) 8
All of FAB's evils are just hand-waved away by her supporters. They don't care that she's evil.
Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 01:42 PM (vdTWa) 9
Anyone who claims that they *know* how this will turn out (outcome or degree of win) is full of crap. Too many unknowns, and both candidates are way too adept at stepping on their crank with golf shoes. Betting favorite is probably still HRC, but it's far from certain, and the level or direction of coattails that the winner will have regarding the House and Senate races is also a huge unknown.
Posted by: M. Scott Eiland at August 29, 2016 01:42 PM (ota+e) 10
Boy, do I ever have a poll for you.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 01:43 PM (57K5j) 11
It is funny that in my mind, I feel like Trump is down double digits, but the reality is, this is still a close race.
And at least as of a few weeks ago, wasn't it confirmed that Trump hadn't run a single TV ad? If he starts spending some money, I have to think it can move the needle. And then there's the debates. I honestly believe if some Republicans could get over themselves and unite, he would win. Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2016 01:43 PM (khX/a) 12
This election is simply unpredictable. All the rules are out the window. This election will be unlike any other; Lincoln - Douglas might be similar, but I am not an expert historian. and my magic eight ball is busted. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2016 01:43 PM (Kbm0f) 13
Where I'm at I see zero FAB bumper stickers or yard signs.
BTY, that Weiner man is one ugly MoFo. Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2016 01:43 PM (CFc5L) 14
Not a guy, but when I read "breaking in half" and "weiner" I cringe a bit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 01:43 PM (1ZOkK) 15
Whoever the race "is about" is the candidate that's going to lose. If the race becomes "Do you want Donald Trump to be President?" then he's not going to win. But if the question is "Do you want Hillary Clinton to be President?" she'll lose as well. My worry with Trump is that he wants to make the race about himself, which highlights his own flaws and downplays Hillary's. Note that the trends in the polls seem to correspond to whichever candidate isn't in the news recently. The stuff about Huma/Weiner hurts Hillary because people aren't talking about whatever stupid thing Trump said recently.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2016 01:43 PM (KUaJL) Posted by: Mick Jagger at August 29, 2016 01:44 PM (PL2OL) 17
Is this the day we're supposed to believe the polls, or the day we're supposed to discuss how flawed the polls are?
Yes. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 01:44 PM (JtBPN) 18
Huma's marriage to Weiner was doomed from the start when Billy Jeff officiated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 01:44 PM (1ZOkK) 19
I notice the four way RCP average just went up a tick, 4.4 point lead for Hillary. I don't know what value there is in the two way at this point though, Johnson and Stein are going to be players in this race... and they are hurting Hillary more than Trump at this point.
Anyone polling Egg McMuffin? Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 29, 2016 01:44 PM (Uy8SG) 20
The debates will be make or break. Don't let "healthy" Hillary sit at a desk.
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 01:44 PM (oiNtH) 21
...and it is still August....
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 01:45 PM (c6/9Q) 22
Also, did anything come of the thing where Trump didn't get on the ballot in MN in time? Did he end up getting on?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2016 01:45 PM (KUaJL) 23
What a creep, but at least Wiener isn't a flat out rapist like Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Blacksheep at August 29, 2016 01:45 PM (8/DeP) 24
And?
Posted by: Naes at August 29, 2016 01:45 PM (Ypc8j) 25
Isn't it about time for fu#%ing vacation?
Posted by: Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle at August 29, 2016 01:45 PM (57K5j) 26
I've just been consoling myself with the opportunity to not vote for Toomey.
Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 01:45 PM (vdTWa) 27
The double digit leads by Hillary were always ridiculous trash, but again... its too early for polls to mean anything right now. Trump up, Hillary up, its August and they're all just crap.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (39g3+) 28
7 Trump is a candidate who actually gets out and visits people, while Hillary stays home and gets by sending out press bulletins concerning her magnificent health and consumes gin and tonics.
Sooner or later, you'd think these styles would have some impact. Since Hillz has ZERO campaign appearances scheduled for September, you'd think so. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (JtBPN) 29
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What a creep, but at least Wiener isn't a flat out rapist like Bill Clinton. Posted by: Blacksheep at August 29, 2016 01:45 PM (8/DeP) And at least Huma isn't "standin' by her man" like Hellary, the enabler. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (1ZOkK) 30
Week after Labor Day. Show me polls from swing states taken the week after Labor Day and I might be able to care. Now? Eh. How much money do the candidates have left? Is The Donald hoarding his cash for a late October blitz? Where is Hillary and what is she doing to "console" Huma? Why did I put that image in your head?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (RD7QR) 31
More on the recent Q poll which shows Hillary at 51% and Trump at 41%, but didn't show their turnout assumptions among Ds, Rs and Is.
I ran a simple analysis using actual 2012 turnout which was 38% D, 32% R and 29% I, and replicated their results. In other words the Q poll assumes 2012 turnouts, or something remarkably similar. But turnout is the significant variable, as I keep harping, and can't be predicted by relying on 2012. e.g. Hillary won't get Obama's D turnout. Also, many polls automatically reject a Trump voter as not being "likely" if he didn't vote at all in 2012 (or in 200. Now if a lot of Rs don't turnout, it'll hurt Trump. HillaryLand is trying to get many Rs to stay home because he's a racist psychopath. But it's not hard to show Trump winning using tools like the 538 interactive map which does a state-by-state electoral map with plausible assumptions about turnout among different cohorts. As I've been saying since last fall. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (r1fLd) 32
BTY, that Weiner man is one ugly MoFo.
Posted by: washrivergal What kind of desperado female enjoys getting his pics? Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (oiNtH) 33
I have a feeling the Trump TV campaign is going to be much like the Federal artillery at on Day Three at Gettysburg. Sporadic harrassing fire, then when it gets close to the end, sustained rapid fire of double-canister loads.
It will be short, intense, and bloody. As Trump's debate prep seems to be aimed at winning the sound bite fight, it may work. Shit, I dunno. This country has turned into an open air insane asylum anyway. Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (dwmXV) 34
What's Nate Silver say? He knows all, as all learned 4 years ago.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (cCsPW) 35
NATIONWIDE POLLS DON'T MATTER OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
*reads post* Oh hey I guess there is state stuff in there. Huh. Look, since when have facts gotten in the way of my yelling. Never is when. Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (mf5HN) 36
And at least Huma isn't "standin' by her man" like Hellary, the enabler.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (1ZOkK) the kid in the picture made the difference Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (c6/9Q) 37
I don't even feel comfortable looking at pron if the dog is in the same room with me. WTH is with this Weiner man?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (7HtZB) 38
22 Also, did anything come of the thing where Trump didn't get on the ballot in MN in time? Did he end up getting on?
Yes. He did make it. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (JtBPN) Posted by: Pollsters at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (PL2OL) 40
The debates will be make or break.
Posted by: Cheri I agree with this. I hope and pray Trump has the good sense to not let himself get goaded into coming off like a crank. Obviously, Hillary's main objective will be to bait him the whole time. Trump needs to just talk about his agenda, and not get in the weeds on specifics. Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (khX/a) 41
As I said when the polls were against Trump, they're right until they're wrong. But I do tend to agree that I'm not sure if this election applies to normal polling.
I don't watch the MSM, but are they talking about Hillary like she is doing campaign stops? You know, creating a Potemkin campaign for her? The woman has stopped campaigning except for donations. Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (Ee2nz) 42
their poor kid.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (0O7c5) 43
What were you saying about Hillary's "double-digit lead"?
Posted by: Huma Weiner at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (57K5j) 44
>>>
Is this the day we're supposed to believe the polls, or the day we're supposed to discuss how flawed the polls are? I can't keep track any more. . . . .I think the point is that we simply can't trust any of the polls this election. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2016 01:48 PM (iONHu) 45
>>What a creep, but at least Wiener isn't a flat out rapist like Bill Clinton.
Sad day when one has to note that at least the perv's women were doing it voluntarily. Meanwhile, Bill visited Pedo Island numerous times (at least 10x, 5x with no SS detail) and the MSM is all "nothing to see here, folks!" Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 01:48 PM (NOIQH) 46
Ol' Masturbatin' Pete has done a lot of questionable, borderline, and risky things with his text-messaging app and his phone camera, but he's never included A GODDAM CHILD in any of them.
Good Lord. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 01:48 PM (xN1DB) 47
Was talking with my brother who is basically a green party voter, and his hope was that it gets close enough it forces HRC out onto the trail, which will be a problem for her. Right now she's in the catbird seat, she can kind of ride it out. But she'll be in trouble if she needs to go out on the stump.
He's a big believer in the health issue stuff. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 29, 2016 01:48 PM (Uy8SG) 48
Obviously, Hillary's main objective will be to bait him the whole time.
Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (khX/a) Just the thought of her baiting me... I got to go throw up. Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 01:49 PM (7HtZB) 49
22 Also, did anything come of the thing where Trump didn't get on the ballot in MN in time? Did he end up getting on?
________________ Yes, he's on now. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2016 01:49 PM (NnYnv) 50
Let's "unskew" some polls! That worked great in 2012. Those PUMAs are gonna roar come November!!!
Posted by: Naes at August 29, 2016 01:49 PM (Ypc8j) 51
Dude, tell me about it!
Posted by: Josephstan's Dog at August 29, 2016 01:49 PM (oiNtH) 52
"as well as would-be-a-knockout-punch Michigan."
A long string of gentleman-loser Republicans have discreetly avoided pointing to, looking at, or talking about the disaster that is Detroit, for fear of being called racist. Much less to blame the failures of Detroit on Democrats -- why, amicable bipartisan collegiality might be impaired. Cocktail and dinner party invites could be withdrawn. Can't do that. Not at this juncture. Wouldn't be prudent. Trump bulls straight ahead and actually says that the place is a disaster, that Detroit is a squalid national shame, and that the Democrats and their policies are unambiguously at fault. Aaaannnnndddd... Trump starts getting traction in Michigan, where the rest of the state are embarrassed at having Detroit as an albatross around their necks, and are actually pretty keen NOT TO have all of Michigan swirl down the same toilet bowl. Who knew? Now if Trump can do similar things across the rest of the Rust Belt, we may have a race. Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 01:50 PM (noWW6) 53
The debates will be make or break.
Posted by: Cheri I agree with this. I hope and pray Trump has the good sense to not let himself get goaded into coming off like a crank. Won't be any debates. They can't have Hillz going off script. The melt down would be fabulous. Arf arf arf arfarfarfarfarf! Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 01:50 PM (JtBPN) 54
>>And at least Huma isn't "standin' by her man" like Hellary, the enabler.
I'm sure they poll-tested this and Huma divorcing Weiner rated higher on the empathy scale. They needed to a distraction from all of the Huma stories re: classified emails, managing pay-for-play, and the MB journal she edited. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 01:50 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2016 01:50 PM (V3IFq) 56
What I can tell you is that in this liberal area of NY. I have not seen one yard sign for Hillary. That wasn't the case for Obama. Some of these people had his signs up in July.
There are however a smattering of Trump signs. I have a fee neighbors who are you typical Reagan Demcrats who are either not voting or voting for Trump. I doubt he will win NY. Manhattan county is just too in the dumpster for Democrats. They would vote for a demon, provided there was a "D" behind his name. But these seem to at least be encouraging signs. FWIW Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (GUWFN) 57
Didn't Reuters change their polling methodology once they showed Trump take a lead? Maybe they'll have the put the ol' Zogby "finger on the scale" again to help poor, hapless Hillary out.
Posted by: gm at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (4ueYo) 58
First - Hillary is a lousy campaigner.
Second - a lousy candidate Third - actually has health issues Fourth - 'new' conspiracy group didn't 'take' with anyone except trolls Fifth - emails skate didn't sit well with anyone Sixth - at some point in time polls will begin to reflect reality that democrat turnout will be substantially lower Seventh - same with Republicans and independent voters except higher It's not time to start s_cking each others weiners. Yet. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (ZFUt7) 59
>>Won't be any debates. They can't have Hillz going off script. The melt down would be fabulous. Arf arf arf arfarfarfarfarf!
Thought I just read that Hillary has no public appearances scheduled between now and the 9/26 debate. Wow. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (NOIQH) 60
>>>37 I don't even feel comfortable looking at pron if the dog is in the same room with me. WTH is with this Weiner man?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (7HtZB) That's funny, I'm fine with LICKING MY OWN BALLS AND ASSHOLE in front of you. Stop being such a prude and stop kicking me out of the room!! Posted by: Josephistan's Dog at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (3NYhr) 61
46 Ol' Masturbatin' Pete has done a lot of questionable, borderline, and risky things with his text-messaging app and his phone camera, but he's never included A GODDAM CHILD in any of them.
Good Lord. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 01:48 PM (xN1DB) Well, a guy named Masturbatin' Pete does need a rigid set of standards. Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (RD7QR) Posted by: Naes at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (Ypc8j) 63
Late to the Weiner stuff, but holy hell? Did he actually take a pic of his junk WITH HIS KID IN BED WITH HIM????!!!
That's f*cking child abuse!! Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (1ZOkK) 64
They'll have a hidden earpiece on Hillary and she'll be given all the questions in advance. She's probably getting some cosmetic work now as well.
The networks are always in the tank for the Democrat, but I agree with Trump, I think this year is more egregious than usual. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (6HqlZ) 65
Let's "unskew" some polls! That worked great in 2012. Those PUMAs are gonna roar come November!!!
If a thing is true once, its true forever without changing!!!! Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (39g3+) 66
I know this belongs in the last thread, but is anyone here good at organizing a boycott petition we could send to the NFL? I'm boycotting as of the day after the ESPYS, but I know damn well they don't care about me.
I mean real Target like stuff. What happened to them has to make their blood run cold. What do you say, Morons? I won't stop until they start wearing regular uniforms in October. Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 29, 2016 01:52 PM (7YZyt) 67
I get the impression that polling is becoming ever-harder due to the demise of the landline phone. However, pollsters seemed to do okay in 2012.
This is an unusual election, though, and it wouldn't surprise me if the polls ended up being way off. But I think the momentum in the polls is probably correct. When Trump was having his shitty Week of Khan, Hillary opened a lead in all the polls. Was she actually up 12, 10, 5, 2, or whatever? I have no idea, but she was definitely doing better than she was a few weeks before. So yeah, these polls tell us something encouraging. Long way to go. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 01:52 PM (xN1DB) 68
54 >>And at least Huma isn't "standin' by her man" like Hellary, the enabler.
I'm sure they poll-tested this and Huma divorcing Weiner rated higher on the empathy scale. They needed to a distraction from all of the Huma stories re: classified emails, managing pay-for-play, and the MB journal she edited. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 01:50 PM (NOIQH) Bingo. This may wind up helping Hilary. So he might be able to avoid any "random street crime" in his future. Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 01:52 PM (7HtZB) 69
Trump brings an historic number of Republicans into he primary. I just don't see how that doesn't count for something in the end.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2016 01:52 PM (GUWFN) 70
The bad news for Trump is that Hillary opened a jar of pickles.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 29, 2016 01:52 PM (4ng05) 71
or degree of win) is full of crap. Too many unknowns, and both candidates are way too adept at stepping on their crank with golf shoes. Betting favorite is probably still HRC, but it's far from certain, and the level or direction of coattails that the winner will have regarding the House and Senate races is also a huge unknown.
----- I am not a man but if I was I think I'd be pretty proud of being able to step on my "crank"- even with golf shoes. I'd probably try not to though. Posted by: Chillin the most at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (Cl52v) 72
Pic of Hillary on Drudge should read
"Granny out in public in her housecoat for 2nd time in a week." Any man who dressed this badly would be beaten up by the press. Posted by: Anti-Hill at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (3aBcq) 73
Look, since when have facts gotten in the way of my yelling. Never is when. Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (mf5HN) ============================= Let it out Empress, let it out. Posted by: Imperial Therpaist at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (/m8T6) 74
Tourque @ 52 - he is going to Detroit to speak at an inner city event. When is the last time an R did that? Maybe but not so that I can remember.
Posted by: Josephstan's Dog at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (oiNtH) 75
I know this isn't the case, and it's wish casting, but it would be remarkable if the tax return thing was a long game troll on the health issue.
1) Trump says everyone publish their detailed medical records. 2) Hillary says, OK, release your taxes. 3) Trump calls the bluff and releases them, with nothing controversial in there. I know he's not releasing because there is likely something in there that he doesn't want GOP voters to see, but would be a master stroke if this were the scenario. I imagine, there is some truth to the claims that he's not nearly as wealthy has he claims and I figure there is probably a six figure donation to PP or something, in his past. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (Uy8SG) 76
And at least as of a few weeks ago, wasn't it confirmed that Trump hadn't run a single TV ad? If he starts spending some money, I have to think it can move the needle. And then there's the debates.
I honestly believe if some Republicans could get over themselves and unite, he would win. Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2016 01:43 PM (khX/a) This isn't even anecdata but I've seen tons of Trump ads on youtube and maybe twitch and I saw a Trump ad on the teevee the other day. So he's run at least one teevee ad. I actually watched it I was so surprised and it was pretty good. The words I say when Hillary ads come on during Ancient Aliens even embarrass me. Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (mf5HN) 77
Right now she's in the catbird seat, she can kind of ride it out. But she'll be in trouble if she needs to go out on the stump.
__________________ Yeah, her strategy seems to be to stay out of sight and hope her lead doesn't diminish too much by election day. Somebody had her schedule online yesterday, and she is basically taking the next month off. The excuse is that she's preparing for the debates, but that seems like BS, since we all know we don't actually have "debates," just the candidates spewing their pre-memorized talking points (whether they have anything to do with the question asked or not). Will it really take brain-damaged Hillary a whole month to memorize her debate talking points? That's pretty scary. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (NnYnv) 78
Just think, if Hillary should have a medical problem, Huma could be making important state decisions and know one would probably know...I believe it was President Wilson who have a stroke, and his wife ran the country for a time. I'm sure the MFM would keep it a secret, and approve.
Posted by: Colin at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (hIWCG) 79
Re: RCP Polls.
Don't think I've ever seen so many presidential polls where the third parties have been shoved so hard at respondents. Posted by: TB at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (UXEYz) 80
I doubt he will win NY. Manhattan county is just too in the dumpster for Democrats. They would vote for a demon, provided there was a "D" behind his name.
Beezlebub Demon D-NY Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (JtBPN) 81
Wait- is Huma standing by her Weiner? Again?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (GUWFN) 82
I am still not sure there will actually ever be any debates. Neither candidate likes them or is much good at them, although with pre-screened questions released to Hillary in advance and an earpiece, she probably could do okay. If she doesn't stroke out on the podium.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+) 83
Obviously, Hillary's main objective will be to bait him the whole time.
Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2016 01:47 PM (khX/a) Hillary's main objective will be to remain upright, continent and coherent. Odds that the MSM will have the debate on a delay so they can have technical difficulties if Hillary has one of her seizures? Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (Ee2nz) 84
The attack on Hillary I want to see???
She is not talking to voters anymore.... she is only attending Fund Raisers.. In other words, just like when she was Secretary of State, the only people who get to see her, are paying MONEY to do so. Posted by: Don Quixote at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (qf6WZ) 85
I think the pollsters are right and that Trump has little chance,
BUT in a weird year like this I make no formal predictions. Plus there's always the chance that some event will be a game changer. Events. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (ozZau) 86
Hello, FOXES!
How would you Amer-can girls like to have Wild and Crazy sex with us? We have giant bulges in our tight Amer-can pants! Posted by: Cleenis and Wienis at August 29, 2016 01:54 PM (zu88C) 87
63 Late to the Weiner stuff, but holy hell? Did he actually take a pic of his junk WITH HIS KID IN BED WITH HIM????!!!
That's f*cking child abuse!! Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (1ZOkK) He's wearing tighty-whities & is visibly aroused. Nothing was exposed, but that's bad enough, FFS. Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 01:54 PM (7HtZB) 88
I am the first to call BS on the #nevertrump claim that X percent voted against Trump, but I think that's a factor in there too, so it probably comes out in the wash. Yes, Trump had historic number of votes in the primary, but there were also people motivated against him.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 29, 2016 01:54 PM (Uy8SG) 89
The debates have been set, with major networks committed. If Hillary dropped out, expect Trump to insist they go on without her. Give her podium to Johnson.
Word is that she's dedicated a lot of time to debate prep, thinking she can win with detailed command of wonkiness, and focus group tested zingers. Expect Trump to act calm, and counter punch. "Now Hillary ..." Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 01:54 PM (r1fLd) 90
This isn't even anecdata but I've seen tons of Trump ads on youtube and maybe twitch and I saw a Trump ad on the teevee the other day.
So he's run at least one teevee ad. I actually watched it I was so surprised and it was pretty good. He's all over Facebook. Which seems to be where a lot of people hang out. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 01:54 PM (JtBPN) 91
Hillary is healthier than me.
Posted by: Charles Atlas at August 29, 2016 01:55 PM (7YZyt) 92
"Is this the day we're supposed to believe the polls, or the day we're supposed to discuss how flawed the polls are? "
_________ I agree that this can be intellectually dishonest to dismiss polls one day and not the next, but can we at least agree that 99% of the people commissioning these polls are uniformly in the tank for Hillary? Has there ever been an institution full of liberals where they DON'T abuse their position in order to influence politics? And increasingly, the once non-partisan looking institutions are becoming more comfortable with pushing the envelope? I honestly do believe that pollsters play the game where they show a Democrat with a huge lead in order to set up a narrative all through the election and then as the election day gets closer, they have to save some face and look semi-accurate. I also believe that Trump has a "Bradley effect" the likes of which we have never seen. Just about every Republican I know is a stealth supporter. Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2016 01:55 PM (khX/a) 93
Great! But any ideas what is causing the move? If we can't pinpoint the reason, it's usefulness is extremely limited.
Posted by: JBrother at August 29, 2016 01:55 PM (8VsQb) 94
Late to the Weiner stuff, but holy hell? Did he actually take a pic of his junk WITH HIS KID IN BED WITH HIM????!!!That's f*cking child abuse!!Posted by: Jane D'oh
Engorged junk, with underwear. The man has some standards, you know, even though I'm not sure what they are. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 29, 2016 01:55 PM (ZFUt7) 95
So, it looks like the current calculus is:
Masturbatin' Pete >> Anthony Wiener >> Bill Clinton Surely this is what Rome looked like right before the fall. SMOD / Incitatus 2016 Posted by: Blacksheep at August 29, 2016 01:55 PM (8/DeP) 96
29 >> And at least Huma isn't "standin' by her man" like Hellary, the enabler.
Yeah, Huma's a paragon. She stood by him through the 1st sexting scandal while still preggers, then through the 2nd one while he was running for NYC mayor, then, finally, after 5 years and a 3rd (known) incident, does she dump him. A great example for all married wimmens. Besides, I imagine Hillary told her to lose the hubby or resign from my staff. "I got enough problems without this. Like standing upright." Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2016 01:55 PM (gyKtp) 97
So he's run at least one teevee ad. I actually watched it I was so surprised and it was pretty good.
The words I say when Hillary ads come on during Ancient Aliens even embarrass me. Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (mf5HN) I don't watch regular TV, no cable, but see lots of ads on YouTube which I watch all the time. Using a Roku. Posted by: Colin at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (hIWCG) 98
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Trump brings an historic number of Republicans into he primary. I just don't see how that doesn't count for something in the end. Yeah, it's worth a Trivial Pursuit question. Posted by: Naes at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (Ypc8j) 99
Any man who dressed this badly would be beaten up by the press.
Posted by: Anti-Hill -------------- Seriously, who is dressing Hillary? I thought Barry's baby mama wore some ugly stuff - especially early on - but at least they were recognizable as clothes. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (xN1DB) 100
Hillary's main objective will be to bait him the whole time. Posted by: Maritime That was the eventual desperate strategy of every other Republican in the GOP debates. Didn't fly so good. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (kdS6q) 101
Don't think I've ever seen so many presidential polls where the third parties have been shoved so hard at respondents.
Posted by: TB at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (UXEYz) That would be because most people are horrified at the two hairballs the two major party primaries coughed up. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (ozZau) 102
"84 The attack on Hillary I want to see???
She is not talking to voters anymore.... she is only attending Fund Raisers.. In other words, just like when she was Secretary of State, the only people who get to see her, are paying MONEY to do so. Posted by: Don Quixote at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (qf6WZ)" I think Trump started with this over the weekend at his rally's I think that's a winner of a message that needs to be in a commercial or two. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (Uy8SG) 103
I've seen a few Trump stickers on cars, and a few Hillary for prison 2016 ones, and only one (ONE) I'm Ready For Hillary! sticker several months ago.
FWIW Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (1ZOkK) 104
in the great "Cocks Not Glocks" movement Huma seems to have chosen Glock
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (hnouv) 105
Is this the day we're supposed to believe the polls, or the day we're supposed to discuss how flawed the polls are?
Always, always doubt the polls, especially when they seem to be going your way. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (39g3+) 106
>>>>Did any of these poll-cats predict Turnip's nomination?
. . . .Virtually all of them had Trump losing and pulling out of the race after about five States voted, so there is that going for him. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2016 01:57 PM (iONHu) 107
>>A great example for all married wimmens. Besides, I imagine Hillary told
her to lose the hubby or resign from my staff. "I got enough problems without this. Like standing upright." Oh, I would not be surprised if Hillary's team planted the photos to create the distraction/generate sympathy for Huma. Seriously, interesting timing, don't you think? Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 01:57 PM (NOIQH) 108
Trump ads are starting to show up on multiple platforms, ever since Conway took over the campaign. I think I read she even started running some TV ads.
Posted by: MTF at August 29, 2016 01:57 PM (/m8T6) 109
WaPo has a Weiner story up, spinning away, headlined "The Short, Strange History of Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner's Marriage," in which the first sentence begins "After nearly a decade of knowing each other and six years of marriage. . . ."
Six years is not short. Posted by: m at August 29, 2016 01:57 PM (gfJWV) 110
If Trump overperforms vs polls, as in with the primaries, isn't that a win for him (and the Republican Party, and America, and humanity)?
Posted by: Optimizer at August 29, 2016 01:58 PM (EnK/R) 111
The attack on Hillary I want to see???
She is not talking to voters anymore.... she is only attending Fund Raisers.. In other words, just like when she was Secretary of State, the only people who get to see her, are paying MONEY to do so. Posted by: Don Quixote It's almost like the attack ads write themselves. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 01:58 PM (JtBPN) 112
78 Just think, if Hillary should have a medical problem, Huma could be making important state decisions and know one would probably know...I believe it was President Wilson who have a stroke, and his wife ran the country for a time. I'm sure the MFM would keep it a secret, and approve.
____________________ Republicans too. Hell, they're fine with Obama shipping planeloads of cash to Iran, then wiring them over a billion more. If Huma was in charge, it probably wouldn't be much different than it is now, with Valerie Jarrett and her puppet Obama in charge. The Muslim Brotherhood has been running our government (and our public schools, through Common Core) for years now. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2016 01:58 PM (NnYnv) 113
103 I've seen a few Trump stickers on cars, and a few Hillary for prison 2016 ones, and only one (ONE) I'm Ready For Hillary! sticker several months ago.
========================= Visit the faculty parking lot at your local public school. You'll see them there by the boatload. Posted by: MTF at August 29, 2016 01:59 PM (/m8T6) 114
Polls are more about making news than they are about predicting the results of an election; more about motivating (or de movtivating) voters. Polls are more about gloating when you are winning, and demoralizing your opponents. More about motivating your voters and trying to take down your opponets. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2016 01:59 PM (Kbm0f) 115
I think many members of the Horde could easily advise Trump, and if he'd listen, could make a yuuge difference in his campaign.
Hell, we could write the ads, if nothing else. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 01:59 PM (1ZOkK) Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:00 PM (NOIQH) 117
103 I've seen a few Trump stickers on cars, and a few Hillary for prison 2016 ones, and only one (ONE) I'm Ready For Hillary! sticker several months ago.
FWIW Posted by: Jane D'oh ------------ I'm in a fairly Communist area, and I've only seen a few Hillary stickers. I'm hopeful, but I imagine more will appear over the next two months. In every case, though, the driver looked like someone who would vote for Hillary: either a bitter post-menopausal first-wife, or some cuck. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 02:00 PM (xN1DB) 118
When does the earliest early voting begin?
Posted by: Naes at August 29, 2016 02:00 PM (Ypc8j) 119
However, we now have Kellyanne Conway reassuring the nation that Trump will treat Clinton "respectfully" in the debates.
I'm recalling here how the Mittbot 3000 won the first debate in 2012 by being confrontational. Then shifted to treating Obama "respectfully" in the second and third debates, and losing both of them. And how Lyin' Ryan treated Biden "respectfully" in their single debate, as Biden loudly talked over him, interrupted every sentence, and pulled mugging faces of disbelief. Biden won. Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 02:00 PM (noWW6) 120
Trump needs to get some ads on TV just showing Shrillary doddering around in the clothes her nurse is dressing her up in.
Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2016 02:01 PM (57K5j) 121
Six years is not short.Posted by: m at August 29, 2016 01:57 PM (gfJWV)
For a marriage? It's tiny. Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2016 02:01 PM (eSQgj) 122
Polls are more about making news than they are about predicting the results of an election; more about motivating (or de motivating) voters.
Exactly. And giving pundits some content to write about. Every year they get less accurate and meaningful and every year there's more of them. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:01 PM (39g3+) 123
Do you really think there will even be a debate at all? I think Hillary will try to wiggle out of them.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2016 02:01 PM (zRZaJ) 124
Abedin's departure from her sham marriage will remove some of the naughty frisson of adultery from her soixante-neufs with Hillary...
Posted by: General Zod at August 29, 2016 02:01 PM (Bdeb0) 125
Unless Trump can demonstrate that he can open a jar of pickles, it's over.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 29, 2016 02:02 PM (4ng05) 126
I am the first to call BS on the #nevertrump claim that X percent voted against Trump, but I think that's a factor in there too, so it probably comes out in the wash. Yes, Trump had historic number of votes in the primary, but there were also people motivated against him.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand I just don't really think that was drawing in the types of Republican voters that normally don't vote in primaries. Just a much different demographic. Is a country club Republican that normally doesn't vote going to make sure they get to the polls and vote for Jeb because they dislike Trump? I tend to think that type of voter was already in the system and probably even a GOP donor. There have always been "unacceptable" Republican nominees but it never seemed to drive turnout like it did this time, which is why I tend to think it was more in support of Trump than against him. Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2016 02:02 PM (khX/a) 127
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Hillary's main objective will be to bait him the whole time. Posted by: Maritime That was the eventual desperate strategy of every other Republican in the GOP debates. Didn't fly so good. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (kdS6q)" I think it did work to some extent, the problem was Rubio did it out of desperation and got too far in the gutter and it made him look less serious. I think Cruz mostly avoided it, but with all the talk of a ceiling for Trump, I think there was a ceiling for Cruz as well. I don't know if Hillary can do it effectively, but Trump has to be careful how he chooses to respond to this stuff. Certainly the thing with the Khans was a trap that they expertly set, and he fell right in it. Can't afford another mistake like that at this point. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 29, 2016 02:02 PM (Uy8SG) 128
Six years is not short.>>>
With Wiener having a 7 month instead of 7 year itch 6 years is pretty impressive. Since his fidelity is measured in dog years. Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 29, 2016 02:02 PM (wrS2o) 129
When does the earliest early voting begin?
Posted by: Naes at August 29, 2016 02:00 PM (Ypc8j) Not sure which state, but I've heard the first one starts in about 30 days. A lot of people vote early nowadays, so time is shorter than we think. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 29, 2016 02:02 PM (ozZau) 130
I almost come close to maybe kinda feeling bad for Weiner.
He will never, ever do as well as he did by bagging Huma. Never. He's got no appeal left. His political career is over, and although he's obviously in good shape, his face is fucking gross. What woman would want to get involved with him? Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 02:02 PM (xN1DB) Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:02 PM (JtBPN) 132
On the other hand: Trump is closing in must win Ohio and Pennsylvania as well as would-be-a-knockout-punch Michigan.
A lot of Michigan democrats are pro gun rights. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 02:03 PM (+lVUW) 133
I'm glad that Huma had the good sense to finally dump his ass. How humiliating this has to be for her. At least she won't have to suffer through anymore of those press conferences where she has to stand next to Weiner looking dejected and while he reads a statement of apology. Sad!
Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 02:03 PM (6IPEM) 134
However, we now have Kellyanne Conway reassuring the nation that Trump will treat Clinton "respectfully" in the debates.
Well you gotta be careful how you approach Hillary in the debates. The wrong attitude or actions could turn "doddering sick old possibly senile woman" into "poor granny being attacked by the bad man" and give her sympathy. Remember in NYC when Rick Lazio tried to hand Hillary a piece of paper to sign and she recoiled like he was holding his wang in his hand? Instant sympathy vote: how dare he attack her like that!!! The mean bully white man abusing the woman! Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:04 PM (39g3+) 135
124 Abedin's departure from her sham marriage will remove some of the naughty frisson of adultery from her soixante-neufs with Hillary...
Posted by: General Zod at August 29, 2016 02:01 PM (Bdeb0) I'm thinking that Huma and Hillary have plenty of frisson of their own. Friction, even. Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 02:04 PM (RD7QR) 136
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:00 PM (NOIQH)
--- Laughed at the "All about the cookies!!!" tat. Now I have to order the largest barrel of brain bleach from Amazon. Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 02:04 PM (rlfds) 137
Also, Hillary is a big pile of lies in an ugly pants suit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 02:04 PM (+lVUW) 138
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OMG, SABO's new Hillary posters: http://preview.tinyurl.com/zfz4s8g Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:00 PM (NOIQH) Cannot unsee. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK) 139
The only yard sign I have seen this year is Hillary for Prison 2016.
I stopped and asked the guy where he got it. Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2016 02:04 PM (Z1SI2) 140
"Polls are more about making news than they are about predicting the results of an election;"
Yes and no. The ones in the RCP average are clickbait and/or propaganda. You can use polls to simulate the outcome using honest assumptions of expected turnout, and to gauge momentum. These aren't in the RCP average. Even then, there's a lot that can happen between now and November. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 02:04 PM (r1fLd) 141
>>For a marriage? It's tiny.
Particularly when you consider how many months they lived together. Hasn't Huma been in DC with Hillary part of those 6 years, as well as on the road with her campaigning? Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:04 PM (NOIQH) 142
Right now she's in the catbird seat, she can kind of ride it out. But she'll be in trouble if she needs to go out on the stump. Thats playing a prevent defense and it back fires about as often as it works.She is giving Trump the stage in belief that he will screw it up,if he acts remotely presidential granny's goose is cooked Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 29, 2016 02:05 PM (lKyWE) 143
Has Hillary ever had GI or bowel issues? Could she possibly have a colostomy bag she's covering? Not trying to be gross or anything but that Drudge pic makes it look like there's more going on than a fondness for pant suits.
Posted by: Blacksheep at August 29, 2016 02:05 PM (8/DeP) 144
100
Hillary's main objective will be to bait him the whole time. Posted by: Maritime That was the eventual desperate strategy of every other Republican in the GOP debates. Didn't fly so good. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix ------------- Different dynamic in the general election, though. The biggest problem for the not-Trump voters is that they couldn't coalesce around a single not-Trump. Even when it was clear that their only hope was Cruz, the GOPe hated him too much to swallow hard and fall in line. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 02:05 PM (xN1DB) 145
Then again, the terrorist loving journalist, Huma, should get Hillary the Dearborn vote.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 02:05 PM (+lVUW) 146
Well you gotta be careful how you approach Hillary in the debates. The wrong attitude or actions could turn "doddering sick old possibly senile woman" into "poor granny being attacked by the bad man" and give her sympathy.
Remember in NYC when Rick Lazio tried to hand Hillary a piece of paper to sign and she recoiled like he was holding his wang in his hand? Instant sympathy vote: how dare he attack her like that!!! The mean bully white man abusing the woman! Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:04 PM (39g3+) that may work for Congress.... but do people really want a PRESIDENT who need sympathy? Posted by: Don Quixote at August 29, 2016 02:06 PM (qf6WZ) 147
Hillary's Poll Lead Breaking In Half, Just Like The Titanic Did In That Movie Where We All Rooted For Leo DiCaprio To Freeze To Death.
Also remember the guy in the movie who said that as the ship broke down to the keel, it caused the ship's rear end to lift and go vertical, and he said that the ship had a big ol' fat ass, and that should also remind us of Hillary. Posted by: Qoheleth at August 29, 2016 02:06 PM (iIzG7) 148
Pretty sure Hillary's and Mooch's stylists, if you can all them that, buy upholstery fabric by the yard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 02:06 PM (1ZOkK) Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:06 PM (NOIQH) 150
Hillary has few appearances this next month scheduled, but if that changes we'll know their internal polling is signalling danger. And not the Carlos kind.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:07 PM (39g3+) 151
"119 However, we now have Kellyanne Conway reassuring the nation that Trump will treat Clinton "respectfully" in the debates.
I'm recalling here how the Mittbot 3000 won the first debate in 2012 by being confrontational. Then shifted to treating Obama "respectfully" in the second and third debates, and losing both of them. And how Lyin' Ryan treated Biden "respectfully" in their single debate, as Biden loudly talked over him, interrupted every sentence, and pulled mugging faces of disbelief. Biden won. Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 02:00 PM (noWW6)" I think you can be confrontational and respectful. The trap to avoid is to say/do something that will be picked up for being sexist. That's what everyone will be watching for. I think he needs to do something to subtly call attention to the perceived health issues. I think he also runs the risk of her making something up, and him arguing about it, which will then be picked up (rightful, as him not being prepared). I'm surprised that no one pulled that in the primary. Rubio even bailed him out on the nuclear triad thing, I think Rubio was attempting to show that Trump didn't know what it was, but he kind of bungled it. That might have been the equivalent of the Rubio/Christie NH exchange. If he just deferred back to Trump and asked him to explain the components to the audience. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 29, 2016 02:07 PM (Uy8SG) 152
There was a rumor to the effect that Team Trump have recruited Laura Ingraham to play Hillary in the mock debate prep.
That's far better than what GOP campaigns typically do, which is have some worn-out establishment-Republican Senator give a flat, rote performance as the "opposition". Ingraham can be relied on to rudely poke Trump in lots of sensitive spots and try to get him to lose his cool. If he can learn to retain his composure against her? All to the good. Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 02:07 PM (noWW6) Posted by: In before the troll at August 29, 2016 02:07 PM (xxSK3) 154
If Trump wants to win, all he has to do is say he'll eliminate Daylight Savings. It's not even September yet & I hear people complaining about it.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 02:07 PM (7HtZB) 155
Thought I just read that Hillary has no public appearances scheduled between now and the 9/26 debate.
Is she in the shop for some work? Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2016 02:07 PM (qJhUV) 156
How's Weiner poling? Er, polling?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:07 PM (7KFPB) 157
>>133 where she has to stand next
to Weiner looking dejected and while he reads a statement of apology. Sad! Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 02:03 PM (6IPEM) She never "had to stand" next to him. She chose to, because she's a political parasite, a true protege to her current host... Posted by: General Zod at August 29, 2016 02:07 PM (Bdeb0) 158
that may work for Congress.... but do people really want a PRESIDENT who need sympathy? It makes no sense for congress. Who wants a representative that freaks out and tries to hide when someone brings her a piece of paper? Who wants a cringing girl when they need a strong woman we're told she is? Yet here we are, it worked. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:08 PM (39g3+) 159
I'm sure the RINO fanboys of McMillan will be happy to kneecap Trump's chances in those states.
Posted by: TexasJew at August 29, 2016 02:08 PM (N7G17) 160
Trump's poll just doesn't measure up to Carlos Danger's pole.
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 02:08 PM (jBuUi) 161
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There was a rumor to the effect that Team Trump have recruited Laura Ingraham to play Hillary in the mock debate prep. That's pretty smart. They need to put her in a fat suit and a housecoat. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 02:08 PM (1ZOkK) 162
32 BTY, that Weiner man is one ugly MoFo.
Posted by: washrivergal What kind of desperado female enjoys getting his pics? Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (oiNtH) If the NY Post pictures are any indication, a smoking hot one. Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:08 PM (7KFPB) Posted by: Line from the movie 'Dirty Politics' at August 29, 2016 02:09 PM (qf6WZ) 164
>>Not trying to be gross or anything but that Drudge pic makes it look like there's more going on than a fondness for pant suits.
Yep, there's speculation about that and possibly to hide tremors. That jacket is particularly ugly, and particularly big/tentlike even for her wardrobe. She wore it at a Hollywood fundraiser w/Cher last week. She looks so ill. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:09 PM (NOIQH) 165
zerohedge has video of the leader of the Black Panther Party saying Trump was right and the Democrats have taken the black vote for granted...so I'm still cautiously optimistic, kind of....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 29, 2016 02:09 PM (H1AfD) 166
>>>Well you gotta be careful how you approach Hillary in the debates. The wrong attitude or actions could turn "doddering sick old possibly senile woman" into "poor granny being attacked by the bad man" and give her sympathy.
Big difference between Senator and President. "My opponent is big meanie" might garner sympathy for someone who basically sits in a lecture hall and casts votes, not so much for someone competing to be leader of the free world. Trump needs to crank the flamethrower up. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 02:09 PM (3NYhr) 167
I almost come close to maybe kinda feeling bad for Weiner.
******* Don't. What a loser. He has squandered every opportunity handed to him bc he is a consummate fuck up. Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 02:09 PM (6IPEM) 168
There was a rumor to the effect that Team Trump have recruited Laura Ingraham to play Hillary in the mock debate prep.
---------- I find it odd that Trump would even do mock debate prep. This isn't a shot at him being underprepared. It strikes me as actually hindering him. Posted by: SH at August 29, 2016 02:09 PM (gmeXX) 169
It's times like these I really wish Breitbart was here, bringing his brilliant commentary and hilarious Weiner snark.
I'll never, ever forget him taking over Weiner's presser. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 02:10 PM (1ZOkK) 170
I was assured months ago that Donald was dead in the water. Are you saying that people on the Internet are liars?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 02:10 PM (uz/Pv) 171
"Different dynamic in the general election, though. The biggest problem for the not-Trump voters is that they couldn't coalesce around a single not-Trump. Even when it was clear that their only hope was Cruz, the GOPe hated him too much to swallow hard and fall in line.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 02:05 PM (xN1DB)" Let's also not forget the absolute failure of the field to coalesce themselves. There was an opportunity with plenty of time to spare for some of these guys to bow out gracefully and throw support behind a single non-trump candidate. No one was willing to do so, so we ended up with bad blood and some hamfisted attempt to split the vote in different states. Anyone with half a brain should have seen that as a failure before it was even attempted. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 29, 2016 02:10 PM (Uy8SG) 172
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OMG, SABO's new Hillary posters: http://preview.tinyurl.com/zfz4s8g Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:00 PM (NOIQH) The last pic with the picture of Muhammed Ali in the background is priceless. He's like "da fuq is this?" Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 02:10 PM (7HtZB) 173
6 The pictures of Hillary at Drudge are classic.
Gawd, does he haaate the Clintons. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 01:42 PM (NOIQH) Heh. I go to Drudge just to see what horrid pictures he's managed to find of her. And wtf is she doing being outside in a bathrobe and pajama bottoms? Her handlers need to do a better job of sobering her up before she leaves the back door. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 02:10 PM (+lVUW) 174
Its all about the debates. The race isn't won, or lost, yet.
But Trump has to do well in the debates. Posted by: Revenant at August 29, 2016 02:10 PM (3DSAh) 175
Is it true that GOP NeverTrumpers are now taking out major ad buys in swing states AGAINST Trump? Just read that an hour ago. Don't make me look it up.
And if so: Is this the first time in history in which a major political party's members are actively agitated for the opposing candidate? Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 02:10 PM (jBuUi) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 29, 2016 02:11 PM (WlGX+) 177
82 I am still not sure there will actually ever be any debates. Neither candidate likes them or is much good at them, although with pre-screened questions released to Hillary in advance and an earpiece, she probably could do okay. If she doesn't stroke out on the podium.
_______________ I'm curious to see if she can even stand up for the time a debate takes. Somebody, may have been Insty, linked to an article over the weekend which claimed that Hillary has an EMT among her retinue 24/7, and that he has been seen to rush up and calm Hillary when she gets nervous or flustered and seems to be nearing melt-down. He obviously won't be able to do that during nationally-televised debates. I wonder if we'll see another Hillary "short circuit" or apparent seizure (like in the YouTube video) during the debate. Rick Perry blew his chances in 2012 when he became befuddled during his attempt to answer a question about what federal agencies he would eliminate. Blamed his confusion on his back pain meds. I wonder what excuse Hillary will use, or will her sycophants in the media provide cover for her and rush to conveniently-timed commercial breaks if they notice her flagging? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2016 02:11 PM (NnYnv) 178
143 Has Hillary ever had GI or bowel issues? Could she possibly have a colostomy bag she's covering? Not trying to be gross or anything but that Drudge pic makes it look like there's more going on than a fondness for pant suits.
Posted by: Blacksheep at August 29, 2016 02:05 PM (8/DeP) Bulletproof vest. Then who knows what other medical or other devices. Not a gun though. Those are icky. One time I was wearing a larger gun than usual under my shirt, and it was really printing (which is legal here now). I told my son, if anyone asks what that thing under my blouse is, just say medical device. No one wants to hear the deets on those. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 29, 2016 02:11 PM (ozZau) 179
I love Sabo. No homo.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:11 PM (7KFPB) 180
All these words to say that this election is in flux and will remain in flux. No one has to make a decision yet so most people have not and keep pushing it off - and any questions about it - for as long as they can.
Some people care very deeply and will support a particular candidate; others are still working through the stages of grief out at the makeshift memorial where the primary run of their favorite ended. Most people are procrastinating like all get-out. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 29, 2016 02:11 PM (hLRSq) 181
I have no sympathy whatsoever for Wiener, he's a hardcore radical leftist who wants to turn this country into another Soviet Union. He's crashed and burned like an idiot because of his own stupidity and lust. He's scum.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:11 PM (39g3+) 182
176 - Did they plan on wearing matching outfits? Speaking of outfits, what in the holy hell is she wearing in the top left photo on the page?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 02:13 PM (7HtZB) 183
OMG. She has "eugenics" tattooed over the barren, mouldering cavern where her womb would be.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:13 PM (7KFPB) 184
HILARIOUS:
VIDEO: MSNBC plays fried chicken ad instead of Hillary racism speech clip http://preview.tinyurl.com/zxc3jym Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 02:13 PM (uz/Pv) 185
11 It is funny that in my mind, I feel like Trump is down double digits, but the reality is, this is still a close race.
And at least as of a few weeks ago, wasn't it confirmed that Trump hadn't run a single TV ad? If he starts spending some money, I have to think it can move the needle. And then there's the debates. I honestly believe if some Republicans could get over themselves and unite, he would win. Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2016 01:43 PM (khX/a) Exactly. In Michigan Trump is leading with young people, which doesn't surprise me at all. Young Bernie supporters really dislike Hillary. The strongest opposition to Trump I see online is from Jeb! And Cruz supporters. Posted by: Bernette at August 29, 2016 02:13 PM (ru2SK) 186
For one nowadays? It's eons.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:02 PM (JtBPN) Those aren't marriages, they're hookups with an initiation party Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2016 02:13 PM (eSQgj) 187
Hillary's main objective will be to bait him the whole time.
Posted by: Maritime Go away! 'Baitin'!! Posted by: George Blanda at August 29, 2016 02:14 PM (JO9+V) 188
Latest polling has Weiner up 6 and still rising.
Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2016 02:14 PM (VndSC) 189
Breitbart is reporting a close race between Kelli Ward and McShame in AZ, according to the latest poll.
C'mon voters and Kelli, retire that prick. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2016 02:14 PM (gyKtp) 190
Huma Weiner is changing her name to Cleena Karpet.
Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2016 02:15 PM (VndSC) 191
I'll thank Weiner for one thing. It was that whole ordeal that opened my eyes to what a hack Jon Stewart was. Comedy gold waiting to be mined and not a peep from the Daily Show because the two were college friends.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2016 02:15 PM (KUaJL) 192
OT but this is an odd thing for the CBO to say especially after the Fed has indicated they are going to raise rates this year and in future years:
"CBO's latest report sees a slight improvement in the deficit picture over the longer term, mostly because the government is expected to pay lower interest rates on its mounting debt." Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2016 02:16 PM (iONHu) 193
I was just mentioning this in an earlier thread, and I wondered if Ace would post about it today. I saw these new polls and it made me wonder if the Loathsome Harpy had peaked too soon. Is that a thing in elections?
While we're at it, is it still too early to care about polls? I've heard the run-of-the-mill brain dead LIVs don't even start paying attention till after Labor Day. And are the polls even relevant anymore? Who answers the phone for these people. I know I don't, and I don't know anybody who does. Is Assange going to drop that October bomb he keeps hinting at? What a weird election. Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 29, 2016 02:16 PM (1zARK) 194
Trump didn't improve at all between the first and last primary debate.
He won in spite of them, not because of them. Obviously the dynamics of a 2-person debate will be different than sharing the stage with half a dozen other candidates especially when sharing the stage with someone as unpleasant as Hillary but I would consider it a minor miracle if Trump actually shows up prepared. Posted by: Naes at August 29, 2016 02:16 PM (Ypc8j) 195
"Remember in NYC when Rick Lazio tried to hand ..."
Hillary was at peak sympathy, following MonicaGate. Expect Trump to talk policy a lot -- he will have given detailed speeches on everything. He can point to Obama/Hillary's positions as proven failures. When Hillary gets "cute" ... then counter punch. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 02:16 PM (r1fLd) 196
"Anyone polling Egg McMuffin?"
I did a poll and he's got two voters for sure - The Hamburglar and corrupt Mayor McCheese. Officer Big Mac and the Fry Kids are for Trump. Grimace is for Johnson. Posted by: Ronald McDonald at August 29, 2016 02:16 PM (pTGYO) 197
>>> Seriously, who is dressing Hillary? I thought Barry's baby mama wore some ugly stuff - especially early on - but at least they were recognizable as clothes. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 01:56 PM (xN1DB)
Dunno. Her designer of choice was once Oscar de la Renta, and he actually did a decent job of it. I bet she wishes he was still alive. http://on.msnbc.com/1sMqGCs De la Renta famously dissed Michelle's fashion sense at a time everyone was fawning over her, the Obamas gave him a fatwa. He also dressed Ann Romney for RNC convention. Posted by: LizLem at August 29, 2016 02:16 PM (hvf9s) 198
One time I was wearing a larger gun than usual under my shirt, and it was really printing (which is legal here now). I told my son, if anyone asks what that thing under my blouse is, just say medical device. No one wants to hear the deets on those.
"It's a GI/Colostomy/Turd Pump Mark III powered by ..... Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:16 PM (JtBPN) 199
Yeah the worst of the last 8 years has been seeing how stupid and pathetic comedians are about political topics. They have had so much to mock and work with, so many openings for satires and lampooning, so many jokes and they just turned away.
Absolutely repugnant human beings. Its one thing to be a scumbag, but an unprofessional scumbag who skips on an opportunity because of political ideas? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+) 200
20 The debates will be make or break. Don't let "healthy" Hillary sit at a desk.
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 01:44 PM (oiNtH) They should prop her up with one of those doll stands so she can't tip over. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 02:18 PM (+lVUW) 201
175 Is it true that GOP NeverTrumpers are now taking out major ad buys in
swing states AGAINST Trump? Just read that an hour ago. Don't make me look it up. Posted by: zombie I saw the same claim. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2016 02:18 PM (gyKtp) Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 02:18 PM (R+30W) 203
176 - Did they plan on wearing matching outfits?
Speaking of outfits, what in the holy hell is she wearing in the top left photo on the page? Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 02:13 PM (7HtZB) The similar blue tunics and white pants are too precious. The pic in the upper left? Some would call that a housecoat/bath robe and pajama pants. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 02:18 PM (1ZOkK) 204
It is highly suspicious that Obama is handing over the Internet to a global body on October 1st while Hillary has zero appearances scheduled until 9/26/16 the first debate.
Shortly after October would be a perfect time to censor and eliminate dissent on the internet if the Left wants to keep power. Oh and Obama with the uniparty plans on passing the TTP during his lame duck, when the Internet is in the hands of a global body. Probably just dumb luck. Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 02:18 PM (uG7LM) 205
It aids digestion by ripping open an extra anus, quickly
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 02:19 PM (ts0Hl) 206
I think many members of the Horde could easily advise Trump, and if he'd listen, could make a yuuge difference in his campaign. Posted by: Jane D'oh Yet the advice everyone would have given him in the primaries would have been some variant of don't be so quick to strike back at the GOPe, focus on Hillary and so on. Which, since he won big by doing the exact opposite, might not have been the best advice. Now we'd all tell him don't take the bait from the press, don't hit back at the #nevertrumpers and so on. Recent experience may indicate we'd be wrong again. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 02:19 PM (kdS6q) 207
23 What a creep, but at least Wiener isn't a flat out rapist like Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Blacksheep at August 29, 2016 01:45 PM (8/DeP) The whole thing with sexting and sending dick pics makes me wonder if he can even "perform". I have a suspicion his equipment doesn't work so well under normal circumstances. Maybe his kid is a turkey baster baby. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 02:20 PM (+lVUW) 208
as a lifelong conservative republican, I am concerned about these shocking poll numbers
morning all Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:20 PM (Qcady) 209
OT, but a little help?
I use a Samsung phone for Internet, btw. For the first time ever, I can't access a site. At all. I'm getting a message that my OS doesn't trust their security certificate. I've never seen this before... It's not even porn! It's the kryptonite bike lock company! Posted by: Chi at August 29, 2016 02:20 PM (1frQp) 210
Chris Taylor, it's amazing the anti-Left V remake ever got made. Unfortunately that might have been the only anti left series in this administration
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 02:21 PM (ts0Hl) 211
176 - Did they plan on wearing matching outfits? Speaking of outfits, what in the holy hell is she wearing in the top left photo on the page?
_______________________ That ugly housecoat thing with the huge, black-outlined pockets looks like some type of beginning sewing class project. She has worn that ugly thing before, to some meeting with that loud-mouth geriatric lefty Cher. It probably costs thousands, even though you could find more stylish stuff in your local thrift shop. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2016 02:21 PM (NnYnv) 212
Jumping on the latest poll numbers to find a sliver of hope is pathetic.
And that's exactly what I plan on doing. Posted by: CJ at August 29, 2016 02:21 PM (9KqcB) 213
207 The whole thing with sexting and sending dick pics
I never understood sexting I mean who would get off on this dumb shit isn't there any strip bars where that fool lives? Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:22 PM (Qcady) 214
It's important for Trump to, right out of the starting gate, the first time on a shared stage with Hillary, point out a clear example of her untrustworthiness. In the first few minutes.
If that seed gets planted early, and successfully, the audience gets left wondering for the rest of the night what she's saying that also might be untrue. What's the perfect anecdote? Hillary claiming to have been under sniper fire at the airport during her trip to Bosnia. There's no defense. There are no gray areas in her lie. It's obvious, simple and punchy. Plus... it's a neat doubleheader. Trump can point out that Hillary was accompanied by a large press entourage, all of whom were right there at the airport with her, and all of whom knew quite well that her claims about snipers were totally false. But none of the media spoke up about it to the public. It took a _standup comedian_ who happened to be along to puncture the pretense. Since the media are constantly taking Hillary's side, and leaping to her defense, whatever can be done to sow doubts about their impartiality is absolutely necessary. Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 02:22 PM (noWW6) 215
Mongoose gotta mongoose!
Posted by: Carlos at August 29, 2016 02:22 PM (c0/+W) 216
What's wrong with gin and tonic? I like gin and tonic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Eh8lDJpwZc Posted by: Bobby Ahr at August 29, 2016 02:22 PM (zmZ2x) 217
Temporal paradox time.
In the Aug 24 thread about nightmares, ace writes: "It's been a while since I had [the dream] -- 35 years -- but I always remember it. I must have had it ten times." But in the sidebar, re transcranial electric stimulation, ace implies he is only 28. How can he not have had a dream for 35 years if he's only 28? Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 02:22 PM (g6yUI) 218
" Is it true that GOP NeverTrumpers are now taking out major ad buys in
swing states AGAINST Trump? Just read that an hour ago. Don't make me look it up." I saw the claim too but they only have 5 figures to work with. 10,000 -99,000 is not a lot of money. Posted by: The media Suxs at August 29, 2016 02:23 PM (pTGYO) 219
Did they plan on wearing matching outfits? Speaking of outfits, what in the holy hell is she wearing in the top left photo on the page?
Love the center caption. "She's had enough Weiner". Hell. She hasn't had any weiner in a long time. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:23 PM (JtBPN) 220
Weiner and Abedin were married in 2010. Clinton's husband, former President Bill Clinton, performed the ceremony.
Slick Willie probably gave him advice on a successful marriage and the idiot took it Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 02:23 PM (493sH) 221
I don't even feel comfortable looking at pron if the dog is in the same room with me.
--- me either. That's why i wait for Hilary to go campaigning. Posted by: Bubba at August 29, 2016 02:23 PM (oGRue) 222
The debates will be make or break. Don't let "healthy" Hillary sit at a desk. Posted by: Cheri I've already got that one gamed out. When the break in the first debate comes, Trump should announce he feels great and how about we just keep going! What do you say Hillary? Then watch the panic in her face and/or force the mods save her with the bell. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 02:24 PM (kdS6q) 223
while Hillary stays home and gets by sending out press bulletins concerning her magnificent health and consumes gin and tonics.
Hm. I had her pegged for a jelly jar of straight vodka. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 02:24 PM (+lVUW) 224
Hilly dresses like a dedicated viewer of the Home Shopping Network.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 02:24 PM (uz/Pv) 225
Let's not lose track of Chelsea Hubbell in that Drudge pic. She's looking might fine as well.
Ooops, I'm sorry, I forgot it's only the Bush girls we can viciously attack, not the Carters, Obamas or Clintons. It's like the n-word or macaca, there's so many rules of use I can't keep them all straight. Maybe Beyonce and Colin Kaepernick can straighten me out. Posted by: Blacksheep at August 29, 2016 02:24 PM (8/DeP) 226
Weiner is another name for penis. So I'm told.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2016 02:24 PM (FXW24) 227
But, but, but Trump doesn't have a chance. LOL
Posted by: oddknot still frets at August 29, 2016 02:24 PM (g1MTt) 228
"I have no sympathy whatsoever for Wiener, he's a hardcore radical
leftist who wants to turn this country into another Soviet Union." If you look at Lavrenti Beria's sex life, it's what you would expect if you took away the smartphone and Internet from Anthony Weiner, and in its place, had given him utter and unaccountable life-and-death power. Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 02:25 PM (noWW6) 229
What's the perfect anecdote? Hillary claiming to have been under sniper fire at the airport during her trip to Bosnia. There's no defense. There are no gray areas in her lie. It's obvious, simple and punchy.
Sir Edmund Hillary. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:25 PM (JtBPN) 230
219 Hell. She hasn't had any weiner in a long time.
I bet Hillary is going to give her a serious tongue lashing over this enjoy your lunches with this mental image Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:25 PM (Qcady) 231
Mrs. Clinton has that Mrs. Lupner look. Sorry Lisa, she's got it going on. She's all I want and I waited so long. Lisa can't you see that you're not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong but, I'm in love with Chelsea's mom.
Posted by: Todd at August 29, 2016 02:25 PM (JO9+V) 232
217 Temporal paradox time.
In the Aug 24 thread about nightmares, ace writes: "It's been a while since I had [the dream] -- 35 years -- but I always remember it. I must have had it ten times." But in the sidebar, re transcranial electric stimulation, ace implies he is only 28. How can he not have had a dream for 35 years if he's only 28? Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 02:22 PM (g6yUI) It's a Microsoft 28, like when you're downloading something and it's got 5 minutes left to go for 45 minutes. Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 02:25 PM (RD7QR) 233
101 Don't think I've ever seen so many presidential polls where the third parties have been shoved so hard at respondents.
Posted by: TB at August 29, 2016 01:53 PM (UXEYz) That would be because most people are horrified at the two hairballs the two major party primaries coughed up. Posted by: stace...TEXIT I disagree. I believe Trump is what is needed. There is no other Republican who could get elected who would do what has to be done. It remains to be seen if Trump can get elected POTUS, but Hillary is providing the opportunity for the US to get turned around by being such a piece of scum and not bothering to hide it.. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2016 02:25 PM (kfcYC) 234
>>> Drudge headline right now. I'm dyin' over here.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 29, 2016 02:11 PM (WlGX+) Throwing shade like a pro. Class A trolling, lol. Posted by: LizLem at August 29, 2016 02:26 PM (hvf9s) 235
Isn't that the big bodyguard guy who runs around with Shrillary's medicine just to her right in the Drudge picture of her wearing her Housecoat of Death?
Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2016 02:26 PM (57K5j) Posted by: The media Suxs at August 29, 2016 02:26 PM (pTGYO) 237
What kind of desperado female enjoys getting his pics?
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (oiNtH) My understanding is that he doesn't send pictures of his face. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 02:26 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Tom Baker at August 29, 2016 02:27 PM (oGRue) 239
>>> Which, since he won big by doing the exact opposite, might not have been the best advice.
Trump wins by being Trump. No one can advise him on how to do that. Trump should not take any of my advice, including this. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 02:27 PM (3NYhr) 240
That would be because most people are horrified at the two hairballs the two major party primaries coughed up.
Probably part of it. I think pollsters have a sense that third party candidates are going to play an unusually large role in this election, too. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:27 PM (39g3+) 241
As much as I hope the Trumpster pulls this off, after the FBI passing on Hillary's clear cut treason, I kinda get the feeling the fix is in.
I hear lots of people saying the African-American vote won't come out for Hillary in the >100% of registered voters that Obama got in many key districts. I predict Hillary's vote total in those same hoods will surpass Obama's. Posted by: mugiwara at August 29, 2016 02:27 PM (wWHkB) 242
The debates will be make or break. Don't let "healthy" Hillary sit at a desk.
Posted by: Cheri I've already got that one gamed out. When the break in the first debate comes, Trump should announce he feels great and how about we just keep going! What do you say Hillary? Then watch the panic in her face and/or force the mods save her with the bell. Pray she wears white and has a colostomy bag failure. Trump: "Who just shit themselves??" Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:27 PM (JtBPN) 243
I never understood sexting I mean who would get off on this dumb shit isn't there any strip bars where that fool lives? ========================== he's insecure about his male identity and needs constant reassurance about his junk. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2016 02:27 PM (xVRrG) 244
224 Hilly dresses like a dedicated viewer of the Home Shopping Network.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 02:24 PM (uz/Pv) HILLARY: *hic* HUMA! How are we fixed for My Little Pony Christmas decorations? *hic* HUMA: Got a case of them last month. And it's August! Can't you just watch Golden Girls and put away the credit card? Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 02:28 PM (RD7QR) 245
When the break in the first debate comes, Trump should announce he feels great and how about we just keep going! What do you say Hillary? --- jeez, what is That Smell? Are you Depends leaking? Posted by: Donald at August 29, 2016 02:28 PM (oGRue) 246
If only our first scandal-free President would step in and, through his humility and selfless patriotism, impose some order in this process. His pant crease alone can restore civility to a beer summit I'm told.
Posted by: Blacksheep at August 29, 2016 02:28 PM (8/DeP) 247
But in the sidebar, re transcranial electric stimulation, ace implies he is only 28.
How can he not have had a dream for 35 years if he's only 28? Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 02:22 PM (g6yUI) ace always implies he's 28/29....he's like a woman that way. Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 02:28 PM (Enq6K) 248
Weiner is so incredibly dumb. This latest bimbo obviously handed over her texts and pics to the media just like that hideous Sydney Leathers did to him. Why would he trust total online strangers not to betray him? It's one thing to be having intimate conversations and sexting with someone you absolutely trust, but some nobody on the Internet?
Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 02:28 PM (6IPEM) Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 02:28 PM (ts0Hl) 250
I'm kinda getting sick of hearing all the polls. You know what each one is going to be based on which side of the aisle they lean too. Like Breitbart has Trump leading, well no shit sherlock. I don't know what to believe. It's kinda like trying to convince us that Obama has a 52% approval rating.
Posted by: Jaimo at August 29, 2016 02:28 PM (9U1OG) 251
"I never understood sexting
I mean who would get off on this dumb shit isn't there any strip bars where that fool lives? Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:22 PM (Qcady) " Weiner is a narcissist. A dumb one, but still a narcissist. All men know that strippers aren't really into them - it's a business transaction. Since sexting doesn't include any exchange of money, a narcissist like Weiner can delude himself into thinking that the person receiving the pictures (who might be a guy, for all he knows) is really being 'turned on' by Weiner's clumsy dirty talk and pictures of his mediocre abs and limp member. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 02:29 PM (kumBu) Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:29 PM (o+SC1) 253
I'm sure Chelea loves walking behind her mother while her assistant walks in front. But I guess Hubbel's are known for staying in the background.
Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 02:30 PM (vdTWa) 254
You'd think "attention whore" would be on the crossoff list next to "bunny boiler" for anyone planning an affair
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 02:30 PM (ts0Hl) 255
"Sir Edmund Hillary."
Oh of course. But that one doesn't work quite as well in terms of being a simultaneous slam at the objectivity of the press. She didn't have a media gaggle right there live in real time who were in a position to instantly realize it wasn't true. Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 02:30 PM (noWW6) 256
As much as I hope the Trumpster pulls this off, after the FBI passing on Hillary's clear cut treason, I kinda get the feeling the fix is in.
Well I am certain the fix is in, but I'm reading rumbles from the FBI -- off the record stuff -- that they want to move but cannot in this administration, and have to move carefully because of how incredibly far up and widespread the corruption is. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:31 PM (39g3+) 257
>> Weiner is a narcissist. A dumb one, but still a
>> narcissist. Maybe I'm just cynical, but how many guys can believe, even blind drunk, that some girl on the other end of the phone wants to see your dick for any purpose other than: a) Laughter b) Humiliation c) Blackmail Okay, maybe if you're Usain Bolt. Otherwise...really, huh? Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:31 PM (o+SC1) 258
247 ace always implies he's 28/29....he's like a woman that way.
T is proud that she's about to hit 50 soon and brags of her age I'm amazed she doesn't show her boobs to strangers to show she hasn't gotten plastic surgery Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:32 PM (Qcady) 259
Hence the difference between Weiner and Client #9. Spitzer just needed to get his rocks off - sure, he chose a 'classy' agency because he had enough money to do so, but he really just needed to put the spurs to a strumpet. Weiner wouldn't be satisfied by a prostitute - it wouldn't re-fill his reservoir of narcissistic supply. And to him, that reservoir is even more important than the one contained in lil' Carlos.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 02:32 PM (kumBu) 260
I disagree. I believe Trump is what is needed.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2016 02:25 PM (kfcYC) Well, I hope you're right, and you may be. However, he and Hillary are Numbers One and Two in having the worst favorability polling since polling on that began, hence the interest this year in third parties. Just my opinion, but I think if Johnson/Weld were running on libertarian positions instead of Democrat positions, they'd be polling much higher. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 29, 2016 02:32 PM (ozZau) 261
OT, but a little help? I use a Samsung phone for Internet, btw. For the first time ever, I can't access a site. At all. I'm getting a message that my OS doesn't trust their security certificate. I've never seen this before... It's not even porn! It's the kryptonite bike lock company!Posted by: Chi
If *you* trust the site it's probably fine. Tell phone to ignore. If some troll here put up a link and you get that warning, stay away. In fact don't click on links here unless the name is recognized. I even have my suspicions about some poster named Ace. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 29, 2016 02:32 PM (ZFUt7) 262
My question is: who gets the kid?
Mama Huma is too busy with Hilldog to have much to do with the tot. So does daddy deviant go right on raising the boy alone? Whichever, I feel sorry for the kid. Posted by: redbanzai at August 29, 2016 02:33 PM (3JA/M) 263
Huma says she's separating from Weiner. Effectively, she already has been separated.
So will she be taking time off the campaign trail, or leaving her kid with the pervert? Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 02:33 PM (r1fLd) 264
I would like to think the "New" teleprompter Trump will show some discipline and come back to win.
I am not betting the ranch on that. Well, actually I should, since if Hillary wins the bitch will take the ranch. Posted by: Nip Sip at August 29, 2016 02:33 PM (F1iXz) 265
>>t is highly suspicious that Obama is handing over the Internet to a
global body on October 1st while Hillary has zero appearances scheduled until 9/26/16 the first debate. Ooh, hadn't considered that Obama would do this in time to protect Hillary. Excellent observation. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:34 PM (NOIQH) 266
"ace always implies he's 28/29....he's like a woman that way.
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 02:28 PM (Enq6K) " Which makes it weird for those of us that actually are 29. I joked the other day that I guess I have to start pretending to be 15. But I don't think Pixy will let me post in all emojis. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 02:34 PM (kumBu) 267
The poll that counts is on Nov. 8. That's where I'm putting in my two cents--both for Trump. Although not my first choice originally--but boy, did those first choices disappoint (where did Scott Walker go?), I'm hoping for a barn burner election that once and for all puts the Clintons out to pasture--silly old cow, rancid old bull. But like Weiner, I'm thinking both Bill and Tony might have been shortchanged in the marital marketplace. ...and honey badger, here, don't care.
Posted by: scotsfury at August 29, 2016 02:34 PM (i2Ro9) Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at August 29, 2016 02:34 PM (VFhMt) 269
Yet the advice everyone would have given him in the primaries would have been some variant of don't be so quick to strike back at the GOPe, focus on Hillary and so on. Which, since he won big by doing the exact opposite, might not have been the best advice. Now we'd all tell him don't take the bait from the press, don't hit back at the #nevertrumpers and so on. Recent experience may indicate we'd be wrong again. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 02:19 PM (kdS6q)
Yeah this. Elections are designed to get inside people's heads. Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2016 02:34 PM (VdICR) 270
219 Did they plan on wearing matching outfits? Speaking of outfits, what in the holy hell is she wearing in the top left photo on the page?
Love the center caption. "She's had enough Weiner". Hell. She hasn't had any weiner in a long time. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:23 PM (JtBPN) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HER HUSBAND'S LAST NAME IS WEINER AND WEINER IS SLANG FOR PENIS AND SHE'S PROBABLY A LESBIAN! Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 29, 2016 02:34 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 02:34 PM (r1fLd) 272
Also, as skanky is Anthony Wiener is, you cannot really blame him for looking elsewhere given the situation with his wife.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 29, 2016 02:35 PM (3JA/M) 273
251 All men know that strippers aren't really into them - it's a business transaction.
my early 20's proves this wrong but my bank account from the same period proves it correct Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:35 PM (Qcady) 274
HEEEY FOXES!!!
We have giant bulges in our tight Amur-can pants! How would you like to have HOT sex with the Wiener Brothers, who are two WILD and CRAZY guys? Posted by: Cleenis and Wienis at August 29, 2016 02:35 PM (zu88C) 275
>> Just my opinion, but I think if Johnson/Weld were
>> running on libertarian positions instead of Democrat >> positions, they'd be polling much higher. So here's the question: what are truly 'libertarian' positions? Because I'm beginning to think that the 'smart libertarians' have given up most 'libertarian' positions because occasionally now and then a Republican supports one, and while they may THINK they're somehow different and better from Democrats, they're as motivated by animus to the yucky Republicans as hard-core Dems are. Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:35 PM (o+SC1) 276
"Maybe I'm just cynical, but how many guys can believe, even blind drunk, that some girl on the other end of the phone wants to see your dick for any purpose other than:
a) Laughter b) Humiliation c) Blackmail Okay, maybe if you're Usain Bolt. Otherwise...really, huh? Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:31 PM (o+SC1) " Again, it takes an incredible mixture of narcissism, insecurity and idiocy. I give you - Sr. Carlos Danger. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 02:35 PM (kumBu) 277
>>>Spitzer just needed to get his rocks off - sure, he chose a 'classy' agency because he had enough money to do so
Classy agency = finger in butt, but a very classy well-manicured finger Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 02:36 PM (3NYhr) 278
>>All men know that strippers aren't really into them - it's a business transaction.
Wut? She told me if I bought her a champagne cocktail or 7 she would love me forever. Are you saying Sparkle lied to me? Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2016 02:36 PM (/tuJf) 279
Just my opinion, but I think if Johnson/Weld were running on libertarian positions instead of Democrat positions, they'd be polling much higher.
I agree, if they were actually libertarian and held to libertarian politics, I think they'd do a lot better, but I think their strategists think they can sneak in and get the Sanders voters. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:36 PM (39g3+) 280
272 Also, as skanky is Anthony Wiener is, you cannot really blame him for looking elsewhere given the situation with his wife.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 29, 2016 02:35 PM (3JA/M) He's probably lonely and sexually frustrated. Doesn't make him any less skeevy though. Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:36 PM (0mRoj) 281
278 >>All men know that strippers aren't really into them - it's a business transaction.
Wut? She told me if I bought her a champagne cocktail or 7 she would love me forever. Are you saying Sparkle lied to me? Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2016 02:36 PM (/tuJf) There is no sex in the Champagne Room. None. Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:37 PM (0mRoj) 282
She told me if I bought her a champagne cocktail or 7 she would love me forever. Are you saying Sparkle lied to me?
I'm saying Sparkle used to be a dude. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:37 PM (39g3+) 283
"my early 20's proves this wrong but my bank account from the same period proves it correct
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:35 PM (Qcady) " Good point - I should say that "all men eventually learn" instead of "all men know." For the ones that need to learn, it's an expensive but necessary lesson. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 02:37 PM (kumBu) 284
Trump should come out with an ad as follows:
"Just how dumb does Hillary think black people are?" [Cut to "I aint noways taahrd... I come too faaarhrrr"] "Or does she think that this will earn her votes in the black community?" [Cut to "I carry hot sauce in my purse"] "Hillary obviously holds a low opinion of the intelligence of black voters. Do you want to tell her she's right, or she's wrong?" Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2016 02:37 PM (c0/+W) 285
I'm hoping for a barn burner election that once and for all puts the Clintons out to pasture--silly old cow, rancid old bull.
When she loses, it will. She'd be way too old and infirm to try again in 4. And she won't make 8. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:37 PM (JtBPN) 286
O/T Does anyone else wonder where in the living fashion hell does Hillary get her clothes? OMG--where does anyone even FIND those Mrs. Mao pants suits?
Posted by: scotsfury at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (i2Ro9) 287
Quinnipac Poll shows that 29% of respondents said the Beast is honest. How dumb or delusional do they have to be? Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (493sH) 288
>> Classy agency = finger in butt, but a very classy
>> well-manicured finger And a very clean, well washed and scented butt. Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (o+SC1) 289
>>>When the break in the first debate comes, Trump should announce he feels great and how about we just keep going! What do you say Hillary?
He also needs to troll her to the point where she turns purple with rage and starts foaming at the mouth. Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (g6yUI) 290
>>I'm sure Chelea loves walking behind her mother while her assistant walks in front.
I know, right? Wonder how she feels about having a "sister" as Huma has been described as Hillary's second daughter. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (NOIQH) 291
As I have said before. Ignore the national polls. Concentrate on the 8 toss up states that are actually in play. In 4 of those, Donald has done better and in 2 has done much better.
Still a long way to go and who knows what will happen, but at least today its looking better for Mr. Trump. Makes the debates really much more interesting if the race is closer. Posted by: JeffreyL at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (mXv3y) 292
OT: If you don't have Sprint, don't ever get it.
Trying to get an error changed on your bill is like hell on earth. When you're told to call customer service the damn Sprint Zone app keeps popping up. When you tap "contact Sprint rep" or whatever, it doesn't do anything. Then when you chat with someone online at the website, they'll take you through the motions then at the end say you have to call account services to have said thing discontinued, and then give you the same number you just spent an hour going crazy over. Then when it doesn't work again, they just say they'll have account services call you. What a fucking mess. I hate them. That is all. Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (Idu2i) 293
167 I almost come close to maybe kinda feeling bad for Weiner. ******* Don't. What a loser. He has squandered every opportunity handed to him bc he is a consummate fuck up. Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 02:09 PM (6IPEM) This. He's a no-talent ass-clown who went directly from college into politics on Chuck Schumer's staff, and has never held a real job. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (xxSK3) 294
>> Quinnipac Poll shows that 29% of respondents said
>> the Beast is honest. How dumb or delusional do >> they have to be? You forgot 'mercenary'. Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:39 PM (o+SC1) 295
O/T Does anyone else wonder where in the living fashion hell does Hillary get her clothes? OMG--where does anyone even FIND those Mrs. Mao pants suits?
Posted by: scotsfury at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (i2Ro9) Right next to Michelle's couch cover dresses Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 02:39 PM (493sH) 296
272 Also, as skanky is Anthony Wiener is, you cannot really blame him for looking elsewhere given the situation with his wife.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 29, 2016 02:35 PM (3JA/M) Given his history of sexting and getting caught, you'd think he'd find a different method. But I guess dumb gotta dumb. Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 02:39 PM (Enq6K) 297
He's probably lonely and sexually frustrated. Doesn't make him any less skeevy though.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:36 PM (0mRoj) Or any less stupid. How many times does someone have to release the skeevy dick pics you sent them for you to realize that that is a likely outcome? Posted by: redbanzai at August 29, 2016 02:39 PM (3JA/M) 298
282 She told me if I bought her a champagne cocktail or 7 she would love me forever. Are you saying Sparkle lied to me?
I'm saying Sparkle used to be a dude. Posted by: Christopher Taylor Sparkle used to be Sparky. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:39 PM (JtBPN) 299
Maybe I'm just cynical, but how many guys can believe, even blind drunk, that some girl on the other end of the phone wants to see your dick for any purpose other than:
a) Laughter b) Humiliation c) Blackmail Okay, maybe if you're Usain Bolt or Bill Clinton. Otherwise...really, huh? Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:31 PM (o+SC1) ====================== There, fixed. Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 29, 2016 02:39 PM (/m8T6) 300
What does sharia law say about child custody in cases like these?
Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2016 02:40 PM (57K5j) 301
All he had to do was go full GOPe on immigration, and the votes start pouring in like rain.
Posted by: reform highlander at August 29, 2016 02:40 PM (jCH/T) 302
I'm sure Chelea loves walking behind her mother while her assistant walks in front.
I know, right? Wonder how she feels about having a "sister" as Huma has been described as Hillary's second daughter. Since Huma is older, that'd make Chelsea #2. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:40 PM (JtBPN) 303
Quinnipac Poll shows that 29% of respondents said the Beast is honest. How dumb or delusional do they have to be?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (493sH) What gets me is those that say she's dishonest but will still vote for her. WTeverlovinF?! Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (Enq6K) 304
Weiner should apply for a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts. They pay people who have the urge to produce product that no one wishes to buy. Well, Weiner seems to have the irrepressible urge to produce dick picks that no one wants to look at. Same thing.
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (g6yUI) Posted by: Hope Solo's Anus at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (CNkLk) 306
>> Given his history of sexting and getting caught,
>> you'd think he'd find a different method. Well, walking past the frozen yogurt shop in a trenchcoat after the high school lets out might work. Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (o+SC1) 307
Thought I just read that Hillary has no public appearances scheduled between now and the 9/26 debate.
Wow. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (NOIQH) I don't know of a Presidential candidate in modern times who has campaigned as sparingly as she has. It's bizarre. Posted by: Reggie1971 at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (DDM7c) 308
O/T Does anyone else wonder where in the living
fashion hell does Hillary get her clothes? OMG--where does anyone even FIND those Mrs. Mao pants suits? Posted by: scotsfury at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (i2Ro9) Right next to Michelle's couch cover dresses Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 02:39 PM (493sH) The latest pic looks like she is wearing a housecoat... the only thing missing is the hair rollers covered by a shower cap. Posted by: redbanzai at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (3JA/M) 309
When Huma and Weiner divorce, the saddest part is that one of them will get the kid -- and that's sad for the kid, whether the kid winds up with the narcissistic pervert or the criminal henchman. If you have any decency, you have to root for the kid to run away from home and join the circus or something.
Strangely, the Weiner marriage is a metaphor for this election, if you think about it. The country is the kid, and no matter who wins the election... Second look at foster care, anyone? Second look at joining the circus? Posted by: Qoheleth at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (iIzG7) 310
286 O/T Does anyone else wonder where in the living fashion hell does Hillary get her clothes? OMG--where does anyone even FIND those Mrs. Mao pants suits?
_________________ When you're as rich as Hillary is (thanks to all her years of selling out the taxpayers' interests to her corrupt "donors"), you can afford to dress as tacky as you'd like. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (NnYnv) 311
I know, right? Wonder how she feels about having a "sister" as Huma has been described as Hillary's second daughter.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:38 PM (NOIQH) Does that mean Hillary is into incest? Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 02:42 PM (t06LC) 312
"Not getting this job, am I ?
Posted by: Hope Solo's Anus at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (CNkLk) " Sorry, Hope. But if they ever do another movie about the Chilean miners, we'll give you a call. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 02:42 PM (kumBu) 313
What does sharia law say about child custody in cases like these?
First, you beat the wife until she submits to your authority and freedom to have as much strange as you want. Second, children only exist to learn the Koran, and be used for sexual gratification by other men. Third, if you want to dump the useless sack of cat meat, just say you divorce her three times and find a good 12 year old girl. Posted by: Mullah Ali Muhammad al'Muhammed at August 29, 2016 02:42 PM (39g3+) 314
Guy is obviously seriously mentally ill and needs an intervention.
Still say this has to be his worst nightmare. Publicly humiliated based on his last name. Heck maybe he gets off on it. Posted by: Esch at August 29, 2016 02:42 PM (BQJJ4) 315
That housecoat tat Hillary!!!'s wearing in the Drudge photo ... really, it looks like Hill was possessed by the spirit of Our-Martha-Stewart-of-the-Federal-Country-Club, and re-purposed her breakfast placemats into a housecoat, as penance. Posted by: Arbalest at August 29, 2016 02:43 PM (FlRtG) 316
What does sharia law say about child custody in cases like these?Posted by: Furious George
Dad keeps the kid. But under the same laws she should kill her husband, especially if the tree rats him out. So best advice is buy more popcorn. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 29, 2016 02:43 PM (ZFUt7) 317
310 286 O/T Does anyone else wonder where in the living fashion hell does Hillary get her clothes? OMG--where does anyone even FIND those Mrs. Mao pants suits?
They're probably custom made, paid for with Foundation money, and logged as a business expense. Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:43 PM (0mRoj) 318
You know I saw during Hillary's speech last week?
She is genuinely scared of Trump. Like shaking. It's like Frank J's theory has come to life. I look forward to President Trump's " Nuke the Moon" foreign policy initiative. Posted by: Mortimer at August 29, 2016 02:43 PM (zu88C) 319
Just a quick note on why the LA Time poll matters...
It is different in that it uses the SAME PEOPLE in every poll. When they show a shift, the shift isn't because they got a different sample. It is because they are showing real movement among people changing their minds. There is an assumption that they started with a representative sample for their poll. But if that assumption is true, then the use of a static set of respondents controls for a lot of other factors. There is a very good chance that the LA Times poll is the most accurate. At least they didn't change methodologies in the middle of the election like Reuters did. Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 29, 2016 02:43 PM (6UuaG) 320
>>>I know, right? Wonder how she feels about having a "sister" as Huma has been described as Hillary's second daughter.
If Chelsea really wants to get revenge on mom, she should seduce Huma. Now that would be an interesting pr0n. Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 02:43 PM (g6yUI) 321
The latest pic looks like she is wearing a housecoat... the only thing missing is the hair rollers covered by a shower cap. Posted by: redbanzai at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (3JA/M) And is it just me or does she look huge in that thing. Is she smuggling a water buffalo under her picnic blanket or something? Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 02:43 PM (t06LC) 322
Perhaps Weiner had his dick out for me. 'Dicks out for Harambe' is kind of a thing. At least it was.
Posted by: Harambe at August 29, 2016 02:44 PM (FXW24) 323
"Posted by: Qoheleth at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (iIzG7) "
Both are gunned down by Joe Chill and the kid becomes Batman? Clearly the best case scenario for all involved parties. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 02:44 PM (kumBu) 324
310 you can afford to dress as tacky as you'd like.
id prefer Hillary didn't try to wear something tight and sexy my new lasiked eyes would burn out Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:44 PM (Qcady) 325
Second look at foster care, anyone? Second look at joining the circus?
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (iIzG7) Maybe passing Gypsies would adopt the poor little boy... Posted by: redbanzai at August 29, 2016 02:44 PM (3JA/M) 326
There is an assumption that they started with a representative sample for their poll. But if that assumption is true, then the use of a static set of respondents controls for a lot of other factors. There is a very good chance that the LA Times poll is the most accurate. At least they didn't change methodologies in the middle of the election like Reuters did. Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 29, 2016 02:43 PM (6UuaG) Interesting. I guess the rub is they have to have a realistic sample at the start or the whole thing would be off. Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 02:45 PM (t06LC) 327
What gets me is those that say she's dishonest but will still vote for her.
I'm hearing that and more from leftists. "yes, she's awful. yes, she's corrupt. yes, she's a horror from the mind of HP Lovecraft. But Trump is worse" That's all they can offer. He's insane. He's Hitler. He's evil. They come up with worse and worse stuff in their minds about Trump in order to justify the D vote. But... I wonder how far they're willing to take that? Wanting to vote for historic first woman is only going to have so much momentum, then you start to bog down in the ghastly actions and attitude of Hillary, her awful health, her total lack of charisma, her pandering corruption and lies, her lawbreaking, her contempt toward people. And unlike with other candidates, the press isn't having a very easy time with portraying Trump as awful as they have others in the past. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:45 PM (39g3+) 328
Third, if you want to dump the useless sack of cat meat, just say you divorce her three times and find a good 12 year old girl. Posted by: Mullah Ali Muhammad al'Muhammed Do you have to say it backwards in front of a mirror? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 02:45 PM (IqV8l) 329
She doesn't care about the appearance of impropriety, why should she care about her actual appearance?
Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 02:46 PM (vdTWa) Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 29, 2016 02:46 PM (wrS2o) 331
By the way, if you check her bio, Huma's a lot like Weiner. She's never held a job outside of politics. In fact, she's ONLY worked for Frau Gruppencankles. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 02:46 PM (xxSK3) 332
I keep hearing about Southside with You around here. What is it exactly?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:46 PM (0mRoj) 333
>> Third, if you want to dump the useless sack of cat
>> meat, just say you divorce her three times and find >> a good 12 year old girl. But since he's at least nominally a Jew, and she's been defiled by a Jew, and the kid's the product of Jewish miscegenation, I'm guessing the truly Sharia-compliant answer in much of the Mideast is "three holes in the ground and a lot of stones". Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:46 PM (o+SC1) 334
I agree, if they were actually libertarian and held to libertarian politics, I think they'd do a lot better, but I think their strategists think they can sneak in and get the Sanders voters.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:36 PM (39g3+) That's the only thing that makes sense, actually, and it's great that they seem to be taking away voters from Hillary. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 29, 2016 02:46 PM (ozZau) 335
Most designers don't make fat clothes. Hillary and mooch are big girls.
Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2016 02:47 PM (Tetbj) 336
Both are gunned down by Joe Chill and the kid becomes Batman? Clearly the best case scenario for all involved parties.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 02:44 PM (kumBu) As the saying goes: always be yourself... unless you can be Batman.If you can be Batman, always be Batman. Posted by: redbanzai at August 29, 2016 02:47 PM (3JA/M) 337
They're probably bought off the rack at some thrift store and passed off as custom made, paid for with Foundation money, and logged as a business expense with the responsible flunky pocketing the overage.
There's never just one bit of corruption, you know. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 29, 2016 02:47 PM (9krrF) 338
My Depends are sopping wet & smell of booze. Huma, changing me is your first priority. First!
Posted by: Hillary 2016! at August 29, 2016 02:47 PM (FXW24) 339
Third, if you want to dump the useless sack of cat meat, just say you divorce her three times and find a good 12 year old girl.
Posted by: Mullah Ali Muhammad al'Muhammed __________ That's why I could never be a Mooslem. What's wrong with a 12 year old boy? Posted by: Harry Reid at August 29, 2016 02:47 PM (57K5j) 340
'Polls.' The political equivalent to 'gundecking'.
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2016 02:48 PM (zLDYs) 341
They come up with worse and worse stuff in their minds about Trump in order to justify the D vote.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:45 PM (39g3+) I've noticed women I'm with usually must struggle to justify the D. But, they do come around. Posted by: Bill C at August 29, 2016 02:48 PM (t06LC) 342
>>The latest pic looks like she is wearing a housecoat... the only thing missing is the hair rollers covered by a shower cap.
I was thinking pink curlers and lipstick smeared across her teeth - crazy, old catlady-like. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:48 PM (NOIQH) 343
"330 So did anyone go see "Southside With You" over the weekend?
It came in 14th so probably not. Posted by: Buzzsaw" I did. It made me very jealous of Michelle. I wish it were me dating Barack. Posted by: David Brooks at August 29, 2016 02:48 PM (OD2ni) 344
The NY Post article says the chick he was texting has 2 kids. I bet when she saw that pic of him in bed with his little kid asleep next to him she decided to go public and humiliate him. What a clueless asshole. He thinks some chick is going to get hot from a pic of the bulge in his boxers when he has a 4 yr old sleeping next to him? What a shameless piece of shit and bad father.
Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 02:48 PM (6IPEM) 345
Say divorce 3 times and its done, Sharia law:
http://www.dhushara.com/book/sakina/06/div.htm not a joke. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:48 PM (39g3+) 346
>> Sorry, Hope. But if they ever do another movie
>> about the Chilean miners, we'll give you a call. We're working on an answer for that one. Posted by: Toto, Automated Butt-Bleach Bidet Engineering at August 29, 2016 02:49 PM (o+SC1) 347
307 Thought I just read that Hillary has no public appearances scheduled between now and the 9/26 debate.
Wow. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 01:51 PM (NOIQH) I don't know of a Presidential candidate in modern times who has campaigned as sparingly as she has. It's bizarre. Posted by: Reggie1971 It will be the same as with Bernie. No debates outside of Saturday night and NFL games until he starts catching up then it's all "how about more debates?" and probably "who else wants a Press Conference?" Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2016 02:49 PM (kfcYC) 348
O/T Does anyone else wonder where in the living fashion hell does Hillary get her clothes? OMG--where does anyone even FIND those Mrs. Mao pants suits?
They're probably custom made, paid for with Foundation money, and logged as a business expense. Omar the Tent Maker. Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:49 PM (JtBPN) Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at August 29, 2016 02:49 PM (T9DQN) 350
332 I keep hearing about Southside with You
the Klingon went to Lincoln Park Academy hence she was raised on the near north side they make it seem like these two idiots came from the hood and dire poverty Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:49 PM (Qcady) 351
Hillary's outfits are quite chic for any bingo hall in Southern Florida.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 02:49 PM (uz/Pv) 352
Nood
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:49 PM (JtBPN) 353
332 I keep hearing about Southside with You around here. What is it exactly?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:46 PM (0mRoj) Leftist hagiography to the still living god and his god wife on how they met and somehow weren't shot in Chicago. Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (t06LC) 354
"Still say this has to be his worst nightmare."
Weiner's worse nightmare is being out of the public eye. Weiner is a attention whore. Posted by: just saying at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (K8FS4) 355
There is a very good chance that the LA Times poll is the most accurate
.Posted by: Dave in Fla Absolutely. It's like a tire pressure guage which is off by 5psi in either direction. It still shows pressure rising or falling. Also, it effectively negates the 'social ostracism' factor. If you're a known entity being asked over and over again you're not going to lie that often. It might be the new model for polling. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (ZFUt7) Posted by: Two Breakfast Burritos at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (o+SC1) 357
345 Say divorce 3 times and its done, Sharia law:
http://www.dhushara.com/book/sakina/06/div.htm not a joke. Posted by: Christopher Taylor ___________ Day-um! It would be nice to see the horrible infidel, Carlos Danger, try to pull that one off. Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (57K5j) 358
I was thinking pink curlers and lipstick smeared across her teeth - crazy, old catlady-like.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:48 PM (NOIQH) LOL Posted by: redbanzai at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (3JA/M) 359
284 Trump should come out with an ad as follows:
"Just how dumb does Hillary think black people are?" [Cut to "I aint noways taahrd... I come too faaarhrrr"] "Or does she think that this will earn her votes in the black community?" [Cut to "I carry hot sauce in my purse"] "Hillary obviously holds a low opinion of the intelligence of black voters. Do you want to tell her she's right, or she's wrong?" Posted by: xnycpeasant I'd love to see that ad. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (kfcYC) 360
Re: Hillary's appearance - I know women in their 70's and 80's who dress sharper than Hillary. None of them have a billion dollar foundation to finance their wardrobe, and some of them (even on woman in her 90's) manage to do this while dealing with various medical issues like knee injuries, etc.
Hillary looks like she is literally falling apart. Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (NOIQH) 361
zerohedge has video of the leader of the Black Panther Party saying Trump was right and the Democrats have taken the black vote for granted...so I'm still cautiously optimistic, kind of....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 29, 2016 02:09 PM (H1AfD) The Black Panther Party is just making noise, clamoring for notice and influence,jockeying for position, worried that BLM is encroaching on their turf--which it is. They're trying desperately to make it seem as if they and the black vote are synonymous. It's a power play. So far, Trump hasn't made an appreciable dent in the black vote. The reason is Trump can't possibly out-pander Democrats. For that matter, no Republican at any level can out-pander Democrats. If Republicans start making racial appeals, then we're playing on their ground and we'll alwayslose. Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (OGbEB) 362
I keep hearing about Southside with You around here. What is it exactly?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:46 PM (0mRoj) ****** It's the gag-inducing hagiographic movie about When Barry met Michelle. Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (6IPEM) 363
I'll say this much for Hillary's fuckbuddy:
At least she didn't take her husband's name when they married. Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 29, 2016 02:52 PM (wtvvX) 364
HUMA! Move your shit from the guest suite into my rooms. And plug in the rechargeable batteries! And tell those Secret Service Fucks to get another case of Glade Plug In's, it's getting fishy in here again! *HIC* Posted by: Hitlery at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (WVCC6) 365
362
I keep hearing about Southside with You around here. What is it exactly? Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:46 PM (0mRoj) ****** It's the gag-inducing hagiographic movie about When Barry met Michelle. Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (6IPEM) See new thread.... Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (Enq6K) 366
281 278 >>All men know that strippers aren't really into them - it's a business transaction.
Wut? She told me if I bought her a champagne cocktail or 7 she would love me forever. Are you saying Sparkle lied to me? Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2016 02:36 PM (/tuJf) There is no sex in the Champagne Room. None. Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:37 PM (0mRoj) Strip clubs in college towns are a good place to shoot pool and spend quarters for a late night hook up with a young rookie. For me anyplace with beer and pool is the best spot for future sex. If any girl 18 or over wants you to "teach her to play pool because nobody ever has" then baring a severe unforced error, you are gold. Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (uG7LM) 367
I'm saying Sparkle used to be a dude.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor Uh, I think "Sparkle" still is a dude. Unless he's found a way to alter his own DNA on the fly and grow a vagina. All he's doing is wearing makeup and a dress, plus maybe a little bit of nip-and-tuck surgery. Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (sZ8UC) 368
We all agree that dick pics are shameful and disgusting. I just go one step further and ask why not eliminate the source of that shame and disgust?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (g6yUI) 369
"But... I wonder how far they're willing to take that? Wanting to vote for historic first woman is only going to have so much momentum, then you start to bog down in the ghastly actions and attitude of Hillary, her awful health, her total lack of charisma, her pandering corruption and lies, her lawbreaking, her contempt toward people."
I had a Dem straight up tell me that "Being able to break the law so brazenly, and get away with it, is enough to earn his vote". They are willing to go so far as to openly declare being a criminal is a virtue. Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (6UuaG) 370
This. He's a no-talent ass-clown who went directly from college into politics on Chuck Schumer's staff, and has never held a real job.
--- Lord only knows what his first one will be. Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (oGRue) 371
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Thanks for the reply. I don't know if I trust the site or not. I found it via Bing. But, now I'm too paranoid to order a couple replacement keys... Posted by: Chi at August 29, 2016 02:55 PM (1frQp) Posted by: Colon Krapondick at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (WVCC6) Posted by: Hilary! at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (oGRue) 374
This. He's a no-talent ass-clown who went directly from college into politics on Chuck Schumer's staff
Phrasing! Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (sZ8UC) 375
"If any girl 18 or over wants you to "teach her to play pool because nobody ever has" then baring a severe unforced error, you are gold.
Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (uG7LM) " I can't do that whole 'hover behind the girl and teach her how to use a pool cue' dealie because I'm not actually that good at pool. I'm good at Galaga, though. But somehow that seems less romantic. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (kumBu) Posted by: Brian Dennehey at August 29, 2016 02:59 PM (CNkLk) Posted by: Mohammed at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (oGRue) 378
What gets me is those that say she's dishonest but will still vote for her. WTeverlovinF?!
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 02:41 PM (Enq6K) --- She'll steal FOR them. Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (rlfds) 379
252 The best thing about a Trump win is that all the right people hate him.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:29 PM (o+SC1) Yep Posted by: Bernette at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (ru2SK) 380
The best thing about a Trump win is that all the right people hate him. Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:29 PM (o+SC1)
I don't know why they aren't all gunning for a Trump win on the left...finally a president to blame for everything again! Posted by: LizLem at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (hvf9s) 381
Maybe Anthony Weiner will be against the divorce, and in revenge will spill all (ewwwww) about Huma and her girlfriend(s).
Posted by: m at August 29, 2016 03:05 PM (gfJWV) 382
381 Maybe Anthony Weiner will be against the divorce, and in revenge will spill all (ewwwww) about Huma and her girlfriend(s).
Posted by: m at August 29, 2016 03:05 PM (gfJWV) --- And then, he will end up shooting himself multiple times in the head in unimaginable grief over the dissolution of his marriage. Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (rlfds) 383
Most designers don't make fat clothes. Hillary and mooch are big girls.
Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2016 02:47 PM (Tetbj) Michelle is more Amazonian, as in she could hold her own with a Viking war-band; she cannot dress like a young supermodel no matter how much she may want to try. Hillary, she's just decrepit and needs all of the covering she can get. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (hLRSq) 384
And then, he will end up shooting himself multiple times in the head in unimaginable grief over the dissolution of his marriage.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (rlfds) Before throwing his drowned body on the subway tracks or after? Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (hLRSq) 385
318 You know I saw during Hillary's speech last week?She is genuinely scared of Trump. Like shaking. It's like Frank J's theory has come to life. Posted by: Mortimer at August 29, 2016 02:43 PM (zu88C)
Starship Troopers: It's afraid! https://youtu.be/TGe6017JwPw Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (VdICR) 386
"I had a Dem straight up tell me that "Being able to break the law so brazenly, and get away with it, is enough to earn his vote."
Ahem...yeah, see the problem with that is they are able to break the law so brazenly, and get away with it. Posted by: Xombie Seth Rich at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (pTGYO) 387
"386 "I had a Dem straight up tell me that "Being able to break the law so brazenly, and get away with it, is enough to earn his vote."
Ahem...yeah, see the problem with that is they are able to break the law so brazenly, and get away with it. Posted by: Xombie Seth Rich at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (pTGYO)" I am often impressed with various levels of corruption, but certainly not going to earn my vote with it. I am a big fan of Blago, I hope he gets a pardon or clemency before Obama leaves office. That whole thing was spectacular, it's a shame he didn't get away with it. I figure like Hillary getting off on the email stuff, there was enough to cook Obama's goose, so Blago went away to jail, and the email investigation gets cast aside. I'm was a big fan of bridgegate here in NJ too, seemed just over the top political revenge, the notion that Christie knew nothing about it is ludicrous. Still would never vote for Christie, voted against him 4 times. Very glad he's not on Trump's ticket, I'd have a real existential crisis with that, I don't want to break my streak. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 29, 2016 03:31 PM (Uy8SG) 388
Ahem...yeah, see I'm was a Dem useful idiot. See the problem now? Am I getting through?
Because I've got millions of useful idiots to my left and right here in Xombie land that are still shocked about that late night visit and the firing squad the next day. Posted by: Xombie Seth Rich at August 29, 2016 03:31 PM (pTGYO) 389
Yeah, I never liked Trump and was sick about having to vote for him, but since I've had the misfortune to read comments and articles from nevertrumpers, ie some of the wrong people, and leftists, ie the wrong-wrong people, I'm actually fine about it now. The worst people hate him, good enough for me.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2016 03:32 PM (brElc) 390
The turnout predictions were supposed to be "all wrong" in 2012 and they were completely accurate.
Posted by: james at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (jxw6R) 391
Huma's a Muslim brotherhood plant. They caught Hillary the old-fashioned way: giving her a hot girlfriend who holds her in the palm of her hand.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2016 08:22 AM (JAvsW) 392
Fuck the goddamned RCP average, ok?
Grow a fucking brain please and read Sundance at Conservative Treehouse. He's been 100% correct the whole cycle. Posted by: Bidung at August 30, 2016 11:52 AM (hsHkH) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0781 seconds. |
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